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U ARE A REDNECK IF you can have sex w/o spilling your beer.
U CONFIG.SYS-u sve mi se motaju neke device.
U LOSE: on a Mustang GT.
U R A Redneck if..you come to a job interview with a beer.
U R A Redneck if..your motto is "a 6-pack a day (nothing else)"
U R NUTS! &lt;G, D & R&gt;
U R as strong as an Ox and almost as intelligent
U R what U eat,but remember: G.I.G.O!
U are in a maze of twisty tag-lines, all alike.
U basnama su zivtinje ljudi, u zivotu je obrnuto.
U can put your cat in the oven,but U can't call it a Jew.
U could be the poster child for birth control
U danasnje vreme tesko je biti originalan, rece pirat.
U don't have to blow out my candle to make yours brighter
U got 5 seconds to switch of your Computer .... Else
U got GIFS of DoC BaSeeR NaKeD??? - Anna Steven!
U is for Ultra Slimfast, RIker needs alot
U is for Una who slipped down a drain, V is for Victor, squashed under a train
U j*b*te, od ovog moz' da se rikne !
U kafanu pusu marihuanu, ili neku drogu piju s nogu
U know UR in Yellowknife when:U light a candle & the flame freezes
U know UR in Yellowknife when:your shadow freezes 2sidewalk.
U know your in YK if:Uset a cake out 2cool&in5mins its frosted.
U know your in YK if:your false teeth chatter&theyre still in glass.
U krevetu je bila tornado, a onda je naletela na jebivetre
U label me / I label U / I dub thee unforgivn
U may easily play joke on man who likes 2 argue -- agree w/him--Ed Howe
U meet the Borg, that Achy Breaky Borg, assimilatin's their only plan.
U meni se bore budala i genije. Trenutno vodi budala.
U noci, na plazi sijaju pikavci, talasi pice po obali,
U osamnaestoj godini je i djavo lep
U paklu je vrag pozitivan lik.
U pivu mozes da uzivas ceo mesec.
U plafon udri u zid raspali
U politickim vodama najbolje plivaju balvani.
U principu su sve gljive jestive, vise puta ili jedanput.
U r a living proof that man can live without brains
U ratu, osim poraza,nista nije tako strasno kao pobeda.
U really are not as stupid as u look
U rukama Mandusica RICK-a, svaka puska bice ubojita.:)
U seksu je kao u liftu. Cas gore, cas dole.
U starom dusmaninu nema novog prijatelja
U started at the bottom and it has been downhill all through
U steala my Tagline, I breaka your keyboard!
U stvari su sve gljive jestive, ali neke samo jedanput
U svakom kukolju ima i zita!
U tvome oku je dragi kamen ili to suzu cuvas za mene
U wrap my hopes in *you*
U zabludi su oni koji misle da su realni.
U zeni je svo dobro i zlo ovoga sveta.
U zivotu nema pobednika - ima samo prezivelih.
U! P! N!
U'NI-net Host sysop@ledge.com
U'NI-net Host sysop@ledge.com
U'll no fear. U'll no pain. And then U'll die. Have a nice flight!
U've found a great way to start the day: U go straight back to bed!
U.S. Air Force: I'd fly to Iraq to smoke a camel!
U.S. Air: $50 off your plane ticket if you bring your dental records!
U.S. Air: Blazing New Trails
U.S. Air: Just dial 911
U.S. Air: Smoking, non-smoking and charred beyond recognition!
U.S. Air: We only teach their pilots to take off!
U.S. Air: When you care enough to burn the living flesh
U.S. Congress - A Harrowing Pathological Portrait.
U.S. Congress: 536 reasons for term limits.
U.S. Congressional Bank -- checks, no balances.
U.S. DOS VERSIONS
U.S. Department of Redundancy Department
U.S. GRANT - Where AM I Buried?
U.S. Marines--When you care enough to send the very best!
U.S. Mint workers on strike - they want to make less money.
U.S. News Media: The Propaganda Highway
U.S. Postal Service: Government version of WINdoze!
U.S. Robotics HST DS - Go broke saving money!
U.S. SUPREME COURT
U.S. SUPREME COURT
U.S. Supreme Court rules that the tomato is a vegetable!
U.S. TROOPS OUT OF U.S!
U.S. children are now teaching their dogs to eat floppies
U.S. taxes 1930 = 13%, 1990 = 35%
U.S.A tagline. NOT FOR EXPORT
U.S.A. - It is a federal offense for any postmaster to shoot ducks.
U.S.A.F study find 60% rape accusations false.
U.S.Air ad: Join our frequent near-miss program.
U.S.Air: A real man lands where he wants to.
U.S.Air: Are our jet engines too noisy? We'll turn them off for you.
U.S.Air: Ask about our out-of-court settlements.
U.S.Air: Complimentary champagne during free-fall.
U.S.Air: Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.
U.S.Air: Join our frequent near-miss program.
U.S.Air: Learn To Snorkel while on our Scenic Caribbean Flights
U.S.Air: On certain flights, every section is a smoking section.
U.S.Air: Our pilots are all terminally ill and have nothing to lose.
U.S.Air: Our staff has had lots of experience consoling next-of-kin.
U.S.Air: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.
U.S.Air: The kids will love our inflatable slides.
U.S.Air: We never make the same mistake three times
U.S.Air: We're Amtrak with wings.
U.S.Air: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.
U.S.Air: Women and Children Always Ejected First, After the Crew
U.S.Air: You think it's so easy, get your own damn plane!
U.S.S. @LN@, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!
U.S.S. @TOLAST@, drop your shields or you will be destroyed
U.S.S. @TOLAST@, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!
U.S.S. @TOLAST@, lower your shields!
U.S.S. Alliance, the battleship of your worst nightmares!
U.S.S. Alliance, the battleship with Fahrvergnugen!
U.S.S. Bullitt, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!
U.S.S. Dieckmann, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!
U.S.S. Enterprise 1701-Z
U.S.S. Hafkenscheid, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!
U.S.S. Insane Equine.
U.S.S. Orville, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!
U.S.S. SPECK, drop your shields or you will be destroyed
U2 will become one with the Borg
U2 will become one with the Borg. We like Bono.
UA: Unload Accumulator
UAE - Unplanned Application Exit
UAE's are a disease - OS/2 is the cure.
UAI: Use Alternate Instruction set
UAPA(AM): Use All Power Available (And More)
UART - Users Against Ridiculous Taglines
UART stands for U Ain't Registered Telix!?!
UART what UEAT!
UART what you eat.
UART- Users Against Ridiculous Taglines
UART? U Ain't Running TERMINATE? Download it NOW!
UART?.. Me Science?
UBAX vs lbh ybir EBG-13
UBC: Use Bad Chip
UBS
UBS Used Book Store
UBS Used Book Store
UC2 North American Support and Registration
UCB: Uncouple CPU and Branch
UCI: (Univ. of Calif. Irvine): Under Construction Indefinitely
UCIP: Update Card In Place
UCK: Unlock Console Keyswitch
UCLA UCLA UCLA Fight Fight Fight!!! Go Bruins!
UCLAFOX: on a Woman's 280ZX.
UCLB: Uncouple Comm Lines and Branch
UCM: Uncouple CoMm lines and branch
UCPUB: Uncouple CPUs and Branch
UDF: Use Disk for Frisbee
UDR: Update and Delete Record
UDRI BANDU !!!
UER: Update and Erase Record
UFO Abductees don't remember doing it!
UFO Log Entry: ESP message sent saying "Hi!", They just stare back
UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO
UFO abducts tagline... Elvis blamed. (Huh?)
UFO buffs live longer
UFO cover-up.......no film at eleven.
UFO debunkers: Garbage in, Gospel out!
UFO secrecy is a blight on the human spirit.
UFO sticker: "This spacecraft makes wide right warps."
UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist. (Real USAF saying!)
UFO's are just flying hub caps from overpowered Chevies of the 50's
UFO's are like SMART blondes... I keep hearing about them but never seen
UFO's are real - the Air Force does not exist
UFO's are real! It's the Air Force that doesn't exist...
UFO's are real, the Air Force doesn't exist.
UFO's are real--the Air Force is swamp gas!
UFO's are real. It's the Air Force that doesn't exist!
UFO's are real. The Air Force doesn't exist.
UFO's are real: The Air Force doesn't exist! (Real USAF saying!)
UFO's are real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
UFO's are real: the Air Force doesn't exist. Pizza IS the four food groups!
UFO: (U)nindentifiable (F)ried (O)bject
UFO: Unidentified Flag Operation
UFOlogy: A walk on the wild side
UFOs and smart blondes: Keep hearing about them, but never see any!
UFOs are for real; the Air Force doesn't exist.
UFOs are real! The US Air Force doesn't exist!
UFOs are real, unless declared integer
UFOs are real. The Air Force isn't.
UFOs are real... the Air Force doesn't exist.
UFOs can be seen by draining two fifths, then use them as binoculars
UFOs! Truck drivers of the Universe.
UFP United Federation of Planets
UGH! I'm sick of pickin' these damn onions off my Whopper!
UGH! It's Barney! Quick - get me some insulin!
UH LIKE WALK -- LA Traffic Signal
UH OH ! Too much blood in my alcohol stream !
UH-OH!! I put on "GREAT HEAD-ON TRAIN COLLISIONS of the 50's" by mistake!!!
UH-OH!! I think KEN is OVER-DUE on his R.V. PAYMENTS and HE'S having a NERVOUS BREAKDOWN too!! Ha ha
UH-OH!! We're out of AUTOMOBILE PARTS and RUBBER GOODS!
UHF Channel 62 (and HDTV 17): "Weird Al" Yankovic's New Flavor
UHURA: Is the old adrenaline flowing? Good boy!
UHURA: Transmission jammed at the source, Sir
UK's last NCAA title was in 1978. That's too long.
UL.A.P.D. motto: We treat you like a king
ULC: Undo Last Command
ULDA: UnLoaD Accumulator
ULTIMATE PLAYERS do it horizontally.
ULTIMATUM - In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions
ULTRA GEEK - Tom's super hero
ULTRA TOP SECRET MESSAGE, burn before reading!
ULTRASOUND---The noise a crying baby makes.
UMFRIEND - A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate
UMR: Unlock Machine Room
UN Building? What a joke! -Harry Canyon
UN flags are like potato chips: No one can burn just one!
UN*X is a trade secret shared in a public domain of about 100k people.
UN-AMERICAN, adj. Wicked, intolerable, heathenish.
UN: Liberal for USSR.
UN: place there governments opposed to free speech demand to to heard
UNABLE to find 'TOOTHBR.USH' please remove from anal orifice
UNCANNY: Without toilets.
UNCH Beer for me, Bloody Mary for my friend Lestat here.
UNCLE ROGER, THE AIRLINE STEWARD-MAN - Joel's super hero
UNDER THE BLEACHERS by SEYMOUR BUTZ.
UNDER THE BLEACHERS by Seymore Butt
UNDER THE BLEACHERS: SEYMOUR BUTTS(l)
UNDERCOVER ANGEL:1st rule of marriage:If you're right, apologize fast.
UNDERTAKER: Someone who has a grave manner
UNDERTAKERS do it with corpses
UNEMPLOYMENT ISN'T WORKING!
UNEMPLOYMENT: The usual alternative to overwork
UNFORMAT C: WARNING! All data on drive C will be restored!
UNION EMPLOYEES do it with a quick strike.
UNION WORKERS do it with solidarity.
UNITAG - The Unique Tagline Manager
UNITARIAN CHURCH: Designer religion.
UNITARIAN COMMUNION: Coffee and donuts.
UNITARIAN DOCTRINE: Oxymoron
UNITARIAN SEMINAR: No teacher. You pick the subject
UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian
UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian (A. Bierce)
UNITARIAN: Unbeliever who can't just stay home sunday
UNITARIAN: Unbeliever who just can't stay home sunday.
UNIVERSE.DAT not located, suspect Dirty Pair
UNIVERSE.SYS corrupted. Run BIGBANG.COM (Y/N)?
UNIX (n.) : See archaic.
UNIX - first, last, and only revenge of the nerds
UNIX - if you listen to the shell, you can hear the C
UNIX A manly sort of operating system!
UNIX HACKERS go down all the time.
UNIX PROGRAMMERS do it in the background.
UNIX PROGRAMMERS do it with (k)orn.
UNIX PROGRAMMERS must C her's.
UNIX When words fail you.
UNIX are lousy lovers.
UNIX doesn't DO IT; their users DO IT
UNIX doesn't do it; their users DO IT.
UNIX don't do it.
UNIX don't do it; their users DO IT.
UNIX enhancements aren't
UNIX has gurus. OS/2 has evangelists. Windows has penitents
UNIX hype: "/here/is/a/quarter/now/go/buy/yourself/a/computer/"
UNIX is #1. I just LOVE case-sensitive operating systems
UNIX is RISCy
UNIX is a computer virus with a user interface.
UNIX is a four letter word that comes with a 1000 page manual.
UNIX is a very user-friendly system--it's just not promiscuous
UNIX is many things to many people, but it has never been everything to anybody.
UNIX is not an "a-ha" experience - it's more of a "holy-$#!*" experience
UNIX is our friend!
UNIX is user friendly. It's just selective about who its friends are
UNIX programmers DO IT with (c)-shells.
UNIX programmers DO IT with forks.
UNIX programmers just DO IT cryptically
UNIX programmers just do it cryptically.
UNIX should be used as an adjective. - AT&T
UNIX users are lousy lovers
UNIX was the FATHER of AmigaDOS. Wallow in Amiga Culture.
UNIX! Is that from AT&T? Or ... SATAN!
UNIX, TheyNIX, SheNIX, HeNIX, WeeNIX, INIX OS/2? No, NetWare
UNIX, TheyNIX, SheNIX, HeNIX; INIX? OS/2! No, NetWare
UNIX, the MF of all DOS's.
UNIX... A manly sort of operating system!
UNIX... When words fail you.
UNIX...99 and 44/100 percent carpal !
UNIX...Not just another pretty interface !
UNIX...developed just to tickle your imagination.
UNIX...it's not a career...it's a lifetime of drudgery.
UNIX...it's not a job... it's a career.
UNIX...nobody does it worse better.
UNIX: DOS on acid
UNIX: It's not just a hair color, it's a way of life.
UNIX: Live Free or Die!
UNIX: Operating system for the vowel impaired.
UNIX: Security software for harems
UNIX: user-viciousness raised to an art form
UNIXINU: Unix, forwards and backwards.
UNIXWhen words fail you.
UNKNOWN WARNING... Contact your local dealer
UNLIMITED taglines are supported!
UNNAMED LAW - If it happens, it must be possible.
UNNERPANTS JERRY! UNNERPANTS!!!
UNPD: UNPlug and Dump
UNPRECEDENTED PERFORMANCE [Trans: Nothing we had before worked THIS way]
UNRECOVERABLE USER ERROR - Terminating current user
UNREG* UNREGISTERED EVALUATION COPY
UNREGISTERED EVALUATION COP
UNREGISTERED EVALUATION COPY OF A WORMHOLE - PLEASE REGISTER
UNREGISTERED UNEVALUATED UNCOPIED UNCOLA UNTAGLINE!!!
UNREGX UNREGISTERED EVALUATION COPY
UNREST---What parents get when a child is sick.
UNV ME: You envy me.
UNwelcome menu: Do you want to &lt;L&gt;og off or &lt;D&gt;rop carrier abruptly?
UOP: Useless OPeration
UP: (railroad):Union (like onion) Pathetic
UP: Understand Program[mer]
UPA: Use all Power Available
UPC: Understand Program[mer]'s Comments
UPDATE: All known Bugs replaced with NEW!
UPGRADE - Condum with a splint!
UPGRADE : Take old bugs out, put new ones in
UPGRADE to ColinDOS 6.0: We guarantee it'll feel different this time
UPGRADE: Condom with a splint.
UPGRADE: Removing the old bugs and installing new ones!
UPI: Undo Previous Instruction
UPLOAD: Taking out the garbage to get more online time.
UPPER CANADA - Freshly brewed with only four ingredients!
UPS AND DOWNS What life is full of. Just ask the new bride.
UPS EMPLOYEES do it overnight.
UPS merging with Federal Express, new name: Fed-Up
UPS...Object Packager.
UR Redneck If U keep your thermostat on 85 in the winter.
UR a Redneck if:You consider hub caps a home improvement!
UR an Aussie redneck if URA Queensland cop.
UR an Aussie redneck if your name is John Elliot.
UR glb if "closet" means other than a place for your clothes.
UR glb if "coming out" comes before "going down."
UR glb if GITM, MOTSS, NCOD, and PFLAG have special meaning.
UR glb if your closet doors are bifolds.
UR in YK when: the snowman begs you to take him inside at night.
UR str8 if "coming out" is something only high-society girls do.
UR str8 if you see MOTSS, and you think "applesauce."
UR str8 if you think NCOD is a noncommissioned officer's club in Denver.
UR str8 if you think PFLAG is some sort of insecticide.
UR2LOW: on a Jacked up 69 Camaro 4WD + Lift kit.
URA You Are A (e.g., redneck)
URA Animaniac if you greet every woman with "Hellooooooo, Nurse!"
URA Animaniac if you refer to your home as "the Water Tower."
URA Animaniac if you think Dot is cute.
URA Animaniac if your mailing address is "Water Tower, CA".
URA Animaniac if your pickup line is "Hello Nurse!"
URA Montanan if you know Rocky Mountain Oysters are not seafood.
URA Moonie if over half your video library is Sailor Moon
URA Moonie if you actually know where "Star Gentle Uterus" came from!
URA Moonie if you can rattle off all the Sailors' attacks in 1 breath
URA Moonie if you can spell Takeuchi Naoko's name without looking it up!
URA Moonie if you dressed up as Sailor Claus for Christmas!
URA Moonie if you dressed up as a Sailor Senshi for Halloween
URA Moonie if you dyed your hair blue so you could look like Ami!
URA Moonie if you have a copy of every Sailor Moon fanfic written
URA Moonie if you have the entire "URA Moonie" tagline collection
URA Moonie if you hired the Unabomber to blow up DiC's central office
URA Moonie if you learned Japanese just to watch raw Sailor Moon eps
URA Moonie if you made up better words to DiC's Sailor Moon theme song
URA Moonie if you made your own Silver Moon Crystal
URA Moonie if you named your cats "Luna" and "Artemis"
URA Moonie if you think ANY of the Chibis are cute!
URA Moonie if you think Chibi-Chibi is cute
URA Moonie if you think DIC's Zoycite's chest was a little deflated
URA Moonie if you think Tuxedo Mask is %dreamy%!
URA Moonie if you wish you had your own Luna Disguise Pen
URA Moonie if you write Sailor Moon fanfictions in your sleep
URA Moonie if you've tried to weasel Stanley Chiu's tagfile from him
URA Moonie if your ENTIRE video library is Sailor Moon!
URA Mr. Director if jumble up words you do.
URA PAGAN REDNECK IF: The Charge begins "If ya'all need somethin'".
URA Pagan Redneck If: Your ritual wine comes from a still
URA Pagan Redneck If: a combined Maypole Dance/Tractor Pull is fun.
URA Pagan Redneck If: a wet T-shirt contest chooses your HPS for you.
URA Pagan Redneck If: you can play "The Burning Times" on the banjo.
URA Pagan Redneck If: you got your robes at K-Mart.
URA Pagan Redneck If: you pray nightly to the god of big tires.
URA Pagan Redneck If: your ritual wine comes from a still.
URA Pagan Redneck if cakes and wine means RC Cola and Moonpies.
URA Pagan Redneck if your familiar is a hound dawg
URA Pagan Redneck if your image of the Goddess says, "Miss September"
URA Pagan Redneck if: yore spirit critter is a 'possum.
URA Pagan Redneck if: "Damn Straight!" replaces "Blessed Be".
URA Pagan Redneck if: All of your coveners share the same last name.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Cakes and wine means RC Cola and Moonpies.
URA Pagan Redneck if: If you refill your chalice at a keg.
URA Pagan Redneck if: If your altar cloth is the Confederate flag
URA Pagan Redneck if: Pisces makes you think of bass fishing.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Saggittarius makes you think of bow hunting.
URA Pagan Redneck if: You call your HP Lord Billy Bob.
URA Pagan Redneck if: You celebrate the autumn harvest with beer nuts.
URA Pagan Redneck if: You consider Chewin' Tabaccy a sacred herb
URA Pagan Redneck if: You fill your chalice from a keg.
URA Pagan Redneck if: You own the "Limited Edition" Marlboro Tarot Deck.
URA Pagan Redneck if: You wear a trophy buckle on your cord
URA Pagan Redneck if: You worship the gods of cheap beer and Nascar.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your Beltane partner has buck teeth.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your God statue looks like Elvis.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your Goddess gives her hair like Reba McEntire
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your Goddess picture says "Miss September".
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your Wand of Power is a cattle prod.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your altar has a gun rack.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your broom has four-wheel drive and SC plates
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your circle dance includes the words dosey doe.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your circle opening chant is "Dixie".
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your closing ends with "Y'all come back now".
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your cone of power comes from Dairy Queen.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your familiar is named Duke or Beau or Ol' Blue.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your family is a hound dawg
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your invocation starts with "Y'all"
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your ritual robe doubles as hunting camos.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your ritual robe has a Confedarate flag on it.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your ritual wine is Maddog 20/20 or Jim Beam.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your spirit critter is a 'possum
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your west quarter is the out-house
URA Pagan Redneck if: coven meetings are held at the Deja Vu.
URA Pagan Redneck if: yore familiar is a hound dawg.
URA Pagan Redneck if: you consider chewing tobacco to be a sacred herb.
URA Pagan Redneck if: you measure wisdom by the length of a beard.
URA Pagan Redneck if: you reached 3rd degree but not the 3rd grade.
URA Pagan Redneck if: you refer to south as the "lower 40".
URA Pagan Redneck if: you think Brooks and Dunn are the Gemini Twins.
URA Pagan Redneck if: you think John Deer is the Lord of the Harvest
URA Pagan Redneck if: your Beltane partner smokes a corn cob pipe.
URA Pagan Redneck if: your altar cloth is the Confederate flag.
URA Pagan Redneck if: your annointing oil smells a lot like Old Spice.
URA Pagan Redneck if: your broom has four-wheel drive and SC plates.
URA Pagan Redneck if: your chalice is a mug with Budweiser on it.
URA Pagan Redneck if: your coven-stead is propped up on cinder blocks.
URA Pagan Redneck if: your west quarter is the out-house.
URA Psycho if you munch on your dead neighbor on your front porch.
URA REDNECK IF You: Look both ways before crossing a one-way street.
URA REDNECK IF...You've ever shot someone over a mall parking space
URA REDNECK IF...Your welcome mat says, "You better have a search warrant"
URA REDNECK WHEN: ADD YOUR HERE!!
URA REDNECK WHEN: a man lights your cigarette and you show him your bra.
URA REDNECK WHEN: all of your four-letter words are two syllables.
URA REDNECK WHEN: everyone in your family is an Elvis impersonator.
URA REDNECK WHEN: hail hits your house so you take it in for an estimate
URA REDNECK WHEN: hitchhikers won't get in the car with you.
URA REDNECK WHEN: the crack in your windshield is as long as your arm.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you believe Ted Nugent rules.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you consider 'Outdoor Life' deep reading.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you converted your carport into a beauty shop.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you cut your toenails in front of company.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you fully execute the "pull my finger" trick.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you grow corn in your front yard.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you have ever hit a jukebox with a cuestick.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you have grease under your toenails.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you have to crank your car at every light.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you have to dress the kids up to go to K-MART.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you have to push start your car.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you made a hot tub with a trolling motor.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you say "you know" twice in a sentence.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you spell with the equivalency of a recent high school
URA REDNECK WHEN: you think Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you think beef jerkey is a major food group.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you think women are turned on by animal sounds.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you use a bed sheet as a sofa cover.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you view duct tape as a long term investment.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you've ever cleaned fish in your living room.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you've ever driven a Camaro into the top of a tree.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you've ever stolen a bulldozer.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you've ever used a weedeater indoors.
URA REDNECK WHEN: your name is Capt Bear
URA REDNECK-if you always say, " my good car is in the shop"
URA REDneck if you use a mailbox to hold up a clothesline
URA RedNeck: If you and your family pronounce bear......."bar."
URA Redneck If U *still* believe a woman's place is only in the home.
URA Redneck If U *still* believe something is a "Communist Plot."
URA Redneck If U *still* believe that a man who types is a sissy.
URA Redneck If U *think* women are turned on by animal noises.
URA Redneck If U *think* women are turned on by tongue gestures.
URA Redneck If U actually _own_ a Monster Truck.
URA Redneck If U actually know what NASCAR stands for.
URA Redneck If U actually know which leaves make good toilet paper
URA Redneck If U answer the door with a baseball bat in your hand.
URA Redneck If U are allowed to bring your dog to work
URA Redneck If U are famous for your homemade squash wine
URA Redneck If U ask, "Aunt Mama, is dinner ready?"
URA Redneck If U avoid rest stops If U have an empty milk jug.
URA Redneck If U beat off to Field and Stream.
URA Redneck If U bring a bar of soap to a public pool.
URA Redneck If U brother-in-law is also your uncle.
URA Redneck If U burn your front yard instead of mow it.
URA Redneck If U burn your yard rather than mow it.
URA Redneck If U buy a new house and have to take the wheels off.
URA Redneck If U call your boss "Dude"
URA Redneck If U call your father, "Uncle Dad".
URA Redneck If U call your spouse, "Cuz".
URA Redneck If U can burp the entire chorus of 'Jingle Bells.'
URA Redneck If U can drink rubbing alcohol.
URA Redneck If U can drink tobacco spit.
URA Redneck If U can eat a McDonald's cheeseburger in one bite.
URA Redneck If U can guzzle Ever Clear!
URA Redneck If U can have sex without spilling your beer.
URA Redneck If U can spit without opening your mouth
URA Redneck If U can take your bra off while driving.
URA Redneck If U can't visit relatives without your car getting muddy
URA Redneck If U car stereo costs more than your car.
URA Redneck If U clean your fingernails with a stick.
URA Redneck If U come back from the dump with more than you took.
URA Redneck If U consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
URA Redneck If U consider a family reunion a chance to meet women.
URA Redneck If U consider chewing tobacco a basic food group.
URA Redneck If U consider dating second cousins 'playing the field.'
URA Redneck If U consider gargling with Listerine an act of foreplay
URA Redneck If U converted your carport into a beauty shop.
URA Redneck If U cut your grass and find more than 4 cars.
URA Redneck If U cut your toenails in front of company
URA Redneck If U decorate your living room with hub caps.
URA Redneck If U display a gift you bought at Grace land
URA Redneck If U do most of your shopping at a truck stop.
URA Redneck If U don't like those 'new-fangled' people.
URA Redneck If U don't need a clean shirt to go to work.
URA Redneck If U don't stop at rest areas cos you have an empty jug.
URA Redneck If U dress the kids up before going to K-Mart
URA Redneck If U drove to elementary school.
URA Redneck If U eat M&Ms...and your neck is red
URA Redneck If U entertain with tapes of championship bowling.
URA Redneck If U entertain yourself for an hour with a bug zapper.
URA Redneck If U ever cut your grass and found a car.
URA Redneck If U ever hit on somebody in a V.D. clinic.
URA Redneck If U ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
URA Redneck If U ever mowed your lawn and found a car.
URA Redneck If U ever used lard in bed.
URA Redneck If U ever woke up with Red Man in your hair.
URA Redneck If U find a car while cutting your grass.
URA Redneck If U find three cars while mowing the lawn.
URA Redneck If U find yourself in the same grade as your uncle.
URA Redneck If U front yard has one or more cars up on blocks.
URA Redneck If U get Odor-Eaters as a christmas present.
URA Redneck If U get a woody reading Field and Stream.
URA Redneck If U get an estimate from the barber to cut your hair.
URA Redneck If U get too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck If U give Your Wife A Shotgun, For Christmas.
URA Redneck If U give away more free puppies than the Humane Society.
URA Redneck If U go to a family reunion looking for a date.
URA Redneck If U go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
URA Redneck If U go to family reunions to find a date.
URA Redneck If U go to stock car races and don't need a program
URA Redneck If U grow corn in your front lawn
URA Redneck If U grow sideburns cos it looks so good on your sister.
URA Redneck If U had a toothpick in your mouth in your wedding photos.
URA Redneck If U had to remove the Marlboro to kiss the bride.
URA Redneck If U have "dress" boots.
URA Redneck If U have Mason jars filled with stuff the FBI can't ID.
URA Redneck If U have `dress' boots.
URA Redneck If U have a Civil War chess set.
URA Redneck If U have a Hefty Bag instead of a passenger window.
URA Redneck If U have a Hefty bag for a car window.
URA Redneck If U have a fly-strip hanging above the kitchen table.
URA Redneck If U have a gun rack on your bicycle.
URA Redneck If U have a home that's mobile and 14 cars that aren't.
URA Redneck If U have a picture of Elvis on ve--- Fruity Dog 6.2
URA Redneck If U have a rag for a gas cap.
URA Redneck If U have a tattoo that says, "Mother"...spelled wrong.
URA Redneck If U have a tire swing in you house.
URA Redneck If U have a velvet bedspread.
URA Redneck If U have an 8-track player in your 4x4.
URA Redneck If U have an Elvis Jello mold.
URA Redneck If U have an above ground pool and you fish in it.
URA Redneck If U have any relatives named Elmer or Jed.
URA Redneck If U have brothers named Bubba or Junior.
URA Redneck If U have ever financed a tattoo.
URA Redneck If U have grease under your toenails
URA Redneck If U have manure on your shoes as a fashion statement.
URA Redneck If U have more appliances in the yard than in the house.
URA Redneck If U have more than twelve dogs on your porch.
URA Redneck If U have more than two brothers named Bubb
URA Redneck If U have more the 10 ceramic statues in your front yard.
URA Redneck If U have orange road cones in your living room.
URA Redneck If U have sunglasses that are mirrored on the inside.
URA Redneck If U have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
URA Redneck If U have to hitch your house to a tree.
URA Redneck If U have to lock in your hubs to go get the mail.
URA Redneck If U have to move the transmission to take a bath.
URA Redneck If U have to mow your driveway.
URA Redneck If U have to throw chickens off the couch to sit down.
URA Redneck If U hold a frog and _it_ worries about getting warts.
URA Redneck If U keep your thermostat on 85 in the winter.
URA Redneck If U know hay many bales of hay fit in your car.
URA Redneck If U know how to milk a goat.
URA Redneck If U know which leaves makes the best toilet paper!
URA Redneck If U love your pets more than your family.
URA Redneck If U made a homemade hot tub with a trolling motor
URA Redneck If U mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
URA Redneck If U owe the taxidermist more than your annual income
URA Redneck If U own 3 TV's and only 2 books.
URA Redneck If U own a denim leisure suit
URA Redneck If U own a homemade fur coat.
URA Redneck If U own more TVs than books.
URA Redneck If U own more than 3 shirts with the sleeves cut off.
URA Redneck If U paint your car with house paint.
URA Redneck If U pick your teeth from a catalog.
URA Redneck If U post "URA Redneck" taglines in the Tagline Echo.
URA Redneck If U prefer car keys to Q-tips.
URA Redneck If U prefer to _walk_ the excess length off your jeans.
URA Redneck If U prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
URA Redneck If U quit your job so you won't have to pay child support.
URA Redneck If U quit your job to avoid paying child support.
URA Redneck If U record WWF Wrestling while you're at work.
URA Redneck If U refer to a long-bed pickup as a "Stretch Limo".
URA Redneck If U roll your own cigarettes.
URA Redneck If U serve Gallo and colby at your cheese & wine parties.
URA Redneck If U share your beer with the dog.
URA Redneck If U show your belt buckle when asked for I.D.
URA Redneck If U show your beltbuckle as an ID.
URA Redneck If U skipped school in the 8th grade to vote.
URA Redneck If U smoked during your wedding.
URA Redneck If U still have an 8-track tape player in your car.
URA Redneck If U take a beer with you to a job interview.
URA Redneck If U take a fishing pole into Sea World.
URA Redneck If U take your friends outside to watch the rabbits breed.
URA Redneck If U taught your dog to retrieve beers from the 'fridge.
URA Redneck If U think "Deliverance" was a love story.
URA Redneck If U think "Dishwasher Broken" means wife has no money
URA Redneck If U think BMW are the call letters for a radio station.
URA Redneck If U think Country and Western are the two kinds of Music.
URA Redneck If U think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
URA Redneck If U think Ernest is funny.
URA Redneck If U think Espresso is a courier service.
URA Redneck If U think French onion dip is an exotic tobacco product.
URA Redneck If U think God look like Hank Williams, Jr.
URA Redneck If U think Internet is a new brand of fishing equipment.
URA Redneck If U think Paprika is a third world country.
URA Redneck If U think Slim Fast is Reba McEntire's drummer.
URA Redneck If U think Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
URA Redneck If U think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
URA Redneck If U think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
URA Redneck If U think an Odometer measures elasticity.
URA Redneck If U think campho-phenique is a miracle drugio station
URA Redneck If U think cow tipping should be an Olympic
URA Redneck If U think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach
URA Redneck If U think potted meat on a saltine is a hors d'oeuvre.
URA Redneck If U think suspenders are a type of shirt.
URA Redneck If U think your boyfriend hits you 'because he cares'.
URA Redneck If U thinks rabbits are food, not pets.
URA Redneck If U use A Machine Gun To Shoot Clay Pigeons.
URA Redneck If U use A Machine Gun To Shoot Gophers.
URA Redneck If U use a bed sheet as a sofa cover
URA Redneck If U use more than one can of hairspray per week.
URA Redneck If U use your mailbox to hold up your clothesline
URA Redneck If U view a a family reunion as a chance to meet women
URA Redneck If U view duct tape as a long-term investment
URA Redneck If U voted Tammy Bakker as `Year's Best Dressed Woman'
URA Redneck If U want the national anthem to be "Free Bird."
URA Redneck If U want to be DJ when you grow up.
URA Redneck If U want to be a disc jockey when you grow up.
URA Redneck If U wash your car more often than your kids.
URA Redneck If U wear knee-high stocking with a skirt
URA Redneck If U were holding a beer in your wedding picture.
URA Redneck If U were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
URA Redneck If U wet the bed and 4 other people immediately know it.
URA Redneck If U wonder how gas stations keep their bathrooms clean
URA Redneck If U wore a three-day growth of beard before Don Johnson
URA Redneck If U write off a radiator as a business expense.
URA Redneck If U're allowed to bring your dog to work.
URA Redneck If U're arrested for getting relief in an ice machine.
URA Redneck If U're considered an expert on worm beds.
URA Redneck If U're dog and wallet are both on a chain.
URA Redneck If U're entertained by a 6 pack and a bug zapper.
URA Redneck If U're family tree doesn't fork.
URA Redneck If U're famous for your homemade squash wine.
URA Redneck If U're holding a beer in your wedding picture.
URA Redneck If U're still upset about 'Gunsmoke' being canceled.
URA Redneck If U're too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck If U're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
URA Redneck If U've asked a widow for her phone # at the funeral
URA Redneck If U've been kicked out of the KKK for being a "bigot".
URA Redneck If U've been too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck If U've ever BBQ'd Spam on the grill.
URA Redneck If U've ever asked for Beano on your Big Mac.
URA Redneck If U've ever barbecued spam on the grill
URA Redneck If U've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
URA Redneck If U've ever been arrested on an obscene mud-flap charge.
URA Redneck If U've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley
URA Redneck If U've ever been too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck If U've ever bought a used cap.
URA Redneck If U've ever cleaned fish in your living room
URA Redneck If U've ever committed a crime with a lawn mower.
URA Redneck If U've ever cut your grass and found a car.
URA Redneck If U've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.
URA Redneck If U've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
URA Redneck If U've ever financed a tattoo.
URA Redneck If U've ever given rat traps as a gift. &lt;-{ROFL!}
URA Redneck If U've ever gotten a deer tag as a Christmas present.
URA Redneck If U've ever hit on someone in a VD clinic.
URA Redneck If U've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
URA Redneck If U've ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
URA Redneck If U've ever lost your wife in a poker game.
URA Redneck If U've ever made change in the offering plate.
URA Redneck If U've ever named a child for a good dog.
URA Redneck If U've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
URA Redneck If U've ever rolled your riding lawn mower.
URA Redneck If U've ever shot a deer from inside your house.
URA Redneck If U've ever shot anyone for looking at you.
URA Redneck If U've ever stolen a bulldozer
URA Redneck If U've ever stolen toilet paper.
URA Redneck If U've ever used a weed eater indoors
URA Redneck If U've ever used lard in bed.
URA Redneck If U've ever vacationed in a rest area.
URA Redneck If U've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.
URA Redneck If U've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
URA Redneck If U've hollered, "Rock the House Bubba" at a recital.
URA Redneck If U've named your truck, but not your dog.
URA Redneck If U've never paid for a haircut.
URA Redneck If U've reported more than a dozen UFOs this week.
URA Redneck If U've spray painted your girl's name on an overpass.
URA Redneck If U've taught your dog to retrieve beers from the fridge.
URA Redneck If U've used lard in bed.
URA Redneck If U've worn something to church having sequins on it.
URA Redneck If Ur 'watch dogs' are geese.
URA Redneck If Ur 9x9 living room has a Spanish decor.
URA Redneck If Ur Christmas cards include a Xerox copy of your butt.
URA Redneck If Ur Christmas tree has a deer stand in it.
URA Redneck If Ur Home Library is a Bible and the Farmers' Almanac.
URA Redneck If Ur Junior-Senior Prom had a Day-Care Center
URA Redneck If Ur Levi's have Skoal can prints on the pockets.
URA Redneck If Ur Sis's nude dancing was the family reunion highlight.
URA Redneck If Ur all-time favorite movie is "Cannonball Run".
URA Redneck If Ur appearance got you fired from a construction job.
URA Redneck If Ur baby's favorite teething ring is a garden hose.
URA Redneck If Ur baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers
URA Redneck If Ur belt buckle is bigger then your head.
URA Redneck If Ur belt buckle is heavier than 4 lbs.
URA Redneck If Ur best suit is a Budweiser cap & an orange vest.
URA Redneck If Ur bother-in-law is also your uncle.
URA Redneck If Ur bumper stick says "My other car is a combine".
URA Redneck If Ur car has never had a full tank of gas.
URA Redneck If Ur car wakes people up when you drive down the street.
URA Redneck If Ur car window is a Hefty bag.
URA Redneck If Ur car's rear tires are twice as wide as the front.
URA Redneck If Ur chain to your wallet is as big as your dog chain.
URA Redneck If Ur coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
URA Redneck If Ur computer keyboard has a 'guzinta' key.
URA Redneck If Ur dad walks U to school b/c you're in the same grade
URA Redneck If Ur daddy is also your favorite uncle.
URA Redneck If Ur diploma includes the words "Trucking Institute"
URA Redneck If Ur dog and wallet are both on a chain
URA Redneck If Ur dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
URA Redneck If Ur dog sleeps closer to you than your wife does.
URA Redneck If Ur family tree doesn't fork.
URA Redneck If Ur family tree is hollow.
URA Redneck If Ur father is in the same grade as you.
URA Redneck If Ur father made your personalized license plate.
URA Redneck If Ur favorite Chinese meal comes from "LaChoy".
URA Redneck If Ur favorite Olympic event is "American Gladiators".
URA Redneck If Ur first grandchild is born on your 26th birthday.
URA Redneck If Ur flashlight holds more than four batteries.
URA Redneck If Ur front porch collapses and kill more than 3 dogs
URA Redneck If Ur funeral has more pickup trucks than cars.
URA Redneck If Ur genepool is only a foot deep and usually empty.
URA Redneck If Ur have more than two brothers named Bubba
URA Redneck If Ur home needs a hitch.
URA Redneck If Ur horse mounts station wagons.
URA Redneck If Ur house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does
URA Redneck If Ur house moves and your 27 cars do not.
URA Redneck If Ur house warming involves removing the tires.
URA Redneck If Ur idea of foreplay involves family reunions.
URA Redneck If Ur idea of foreplay is saying, 'In the truck, Bitch!'
URA Redneck If Ur idea of going formal is a black truck.
URA Redneck If Ur idea of health food is pork rinds.
URA Redneck If Ur kid takes a siphon hose to "Show & Tell".
URA Redneck If Ur kids are described as "dumb as a brick".
URA Redneck If Ur lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
URA Redneck If Ur living room sofa is covered by a foam backed throw.
URA Redneck If Ur local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
URA Redneck If Ur local funeral home has a neon sign in the window.
URA Redneck If Ur mailbox is made out of old auto parts.
URA Redneck If Ur mat says, 'You'd better have a search warrant.'
URA Redneck If Ur matchbook doubles as a toothpick.
URA Redneck If Ur mother doesn't put on shoes to go grocery shopping.
URA Redneck If Ur mother genuinely admires your girlfriends tattoos
URA Redneck If Ur mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
URA Redneck If Ur mother has a spit cup by her ironing board.
URA Redneck If Ur mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
URA Redneck If Ur mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
URA Redneck If Ur neighbors have ever asked to borrow the lightbulb.
URA Redneck If Ur next family reunion is a chance to meet girls.
URA Redneck If Ur other truck is made by John Deere.
URA Redneck If Ur picture is on the wall at a McDonald's.
URA Redneck If Ur pocket knife often doubles as a toothpick
URA Redneck If Ur pocket knife's been referred to as "Exhibit A".
URA Redneck If Ur porch collapses and kills more than 7 dogs.
URA Redneck If Ur porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die.
URA Redneck If Ur porch collapses and you kill more than one dog.
URA Redneck If Ur primary source of income is the pawn shop.
URA Redneck If Ur rear tire are twice as wide as the front ones
URA Redneck If Ur richest relative's house needs the tires removed.
URA Redneck If Ur savings are just out of reach for that '76 Pinto.
URA Redneck If Ur school fight song was "Dueling Banjos
URA Redneck If Ur second car is a tractor.
URA Redneck If Ur sister subscribes to "Soldier of Fortune" magazine.
URA Redneck If Ur tattoo says "Mother" and it's misspelled
URA Redneck If Ur taxidermist bill exceeds your annual income.
URA Redneck If Ur taxidermist is on 'speed-dial'.
URA Redneck If Ur toilet paper has page numbers on it.
URA Redneck If Ur truck cost more than your house.
URA Redneck If Ur truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
URA Redneck If Ur truck is taller than your house.
URA Redneck If Ur van has curtains and your house doesn't.
URA Redneck If Ur wallet and your dog are both on a chain.
URA Redneck If Ur watch band is wider than any book you've read
URA Redneck If Ur wedding looks more like a family reunion.
URA Redneck If Ur wife beats you at arm wrestling
URA Redneck If Ur wife ever burned out an electric razor.
URA Redneck If Ur wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
URA Redneck If Ur wife has four-wheel drive on her vacuum cleaner.
URA Redneck If Ur wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
URA Redneck If Ur wife's best shoes have steel toes.
URA Redneck If Ur wife's brass knuckles set off the airport security.
URA Redneck If Ur wife's hairdo has been ruined by a ceiling fan
URA Redneck If Ur wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
URA Redneck If Ur will states all your posessions be sold at auction.
URA Redneck If Ur yard has ever been the proposed site for a landfill.
URA Redneck If Ur yard has more appliances than your house.
URA Redneck If You Think 000 Is Pizza Hut's Home Delivery Number.
URA Redneck If you start foreplay by saying, "Get in the truck, Bitch!
URA Redneck If you've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.
URA Redneck Jedi: At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored
URA Redneck Jedi: Wookiees are offended by your B.O
URA Redneck Jedi: You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok
URA Redneck Jedi: You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
URA Redneck Jedi: Your Jedi robe is camouflage
URA Redneck Jedi:You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud
URA Redneck Trekker if the HoloDoc considers you a preferred customer
URA Redneck anyone in your family has ever worn a tube-top to a wedding
URA Redneck extrordinaire!
URA Redneck if "ADD YOURS HERE!!"
URA Redneck if "Somebody jiggle that" is a common household phrase.
URA Redneck if All of your four letter words are two syllables
URA Redneck if And the '57 Ford is on cement blocks instead of wheels.
URA Redneck if Bill Clinton is the most intelligent man you've seen.
URA Redneck if Chewing Tabacco is one of your four basic food groops.
URA Redneck if Goodwill declines your mattress
URA Redneck if Hilary Clinton is the prettiest woman you've seen.
URA Redneck if Jack Daniels makes your list of admired people.
URA Redneck if Less than half the cars in your yard, work
URA Redneck if Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
URA Redneck if Potted meat on a saltine is an appetizer.
URA Redneck if Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
URA Redneck if Redman Tobacco sends you Christmas cards
URA Redneck if Saying NO to crack means pulling your jeans up
URA Redneck if Somebody jiggle that is a common household phrase.
URA Redneck if Spam on a saltine is considered an appetizer
URA Redneck if Thanksgiving was ruined b/c you ran out of ketchup
URA Redneck if The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
URA Redneck if The reindeer on your lawn at X-mas are pulling a '57 Chev
URA Redneck if U consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading
URA Redneck if U consider "Penthouse" or "Field & Stream" deep reading
URA Redneck if U consider a family reunion a chance to meet women
URA Redneck if U consider beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment
URA Redneck if U consider chewing tobacco a basic food group
URA Redneck if U consider dating second cousins 'playing the field.'
URA Redneck if U consider the fifth grade your senior year
URA Redneck if U converted your carport into a beauty shop
URA Redneck if U don't stop at rest stops cuz U have an empty milk jug
URA Redneck if U look both ways before crossing a one-way street
URA Redneck if U showed up drunk at your D.U.I. hearing
URA Redneck if U're considered an expert on worm ranches
URA Redneck if Ur car wakes people up when you drive down the street
URA Redneck if Ur considered an expert on worm beds
URA Redneck if Ur family tree does not fork
URA Redneck if Ur family tree doesn't have any branches
URA Redneck if Ur family tree is a straight line
URA Redneck if Ur wife can climb a tree faster than your cat
URA Redneck if a 6-pack and a bug zapper makes quality entertainment.
URA Redneck if a big time is shooting rats at the dump.
URA Redneck if a hot water bottle hangs from your shower curtain
URA Redneck if a ladder is needed to get in your truck
URA Redneck if a man lights your cigarette and you show him your bra
URA Redneck if a six pack and a bug zapper is quality entertainment.
URA Redneck if a starship is a mallet
URA Redneck if a velvet painting is promently displayed in your house
URA Redneck if a waiter asks for a wine choice and you say Budweiser, 95
URA Redneck if a watch band is wider than any book you've read
URA Redneck if after making love you ask to roll down the car window.
URA Redneck if after sex, the red light on your roof goes on.
URA Redneck if after your divorce you are still cousins.
URA Redneck if all of your four-letter words are two syllables
URA Redneck if all your art was purchased at gas stations.
URA Redneck if antlers are nailed to the outside of your house
URA Redneck if any of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern.
URA Redneck if anyone in your family rassles `gators for money
URA Redneck if anyone in your family wrestles alligators for a living.
URA Redneck if birds are attracted to your beard.
URA Redneck if blowing a tire means a new flower pot in the front yard.
URA Redneck if blowing a tire results in a new flower pot
URA Redneck if both yer dog and yer wallet are on a chain.
URA Redneck if both your dad and you are in the same grade
URA Redneck if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain.
URA Redneck if chewing tobacco is one of your four basic food groops.
URA Redneck if common household phrase is "Somebody jiggle that".
URA Redneck if dating 2nd cousins is considered "playing the field".
URA Redneck if directions include "turn off the paved road"
URA Redneck if directions to your home include Turn off the paved road
URA Redneck if directions to your house are "Turn off road..."
URA Redneck if directions to your house include "Turn off the road."
URA Redneck if every Xmas party means at least one fight in the yard
URA Redneck if every socket in yer house breaks a fire code.
URA Redneck if everybody can tell what kind of underwear U're wearing
URA Redneck if everyone in your family is an Elvis impersonator.
URA Redneck if family business requires a lookout.
URA Redneck if family reunions are good places to pick up women.
URA Redneck if fewer than half the cars in your yard really run
URA Redneck if fewer than half the cars you own run.
URA Redneck if hail hits your home, and you take it to the body shop.
URA Redneck if hail hits your house so you take it in for an estimate
URA Redneck if hail hits your house...you take it to the body shop
URA Redneck if hitchhikers refuse to get in your car with you
URA Redneck if hitchhikers won't get in the car with you
URA Redneck if it takes more than 5 family members to total 32 teeth!
URA Redneck if kudzu is in your family crest
URA Redneck if less than half the cars you own run.
URA Redneck if license plate is personalized b/c your father made it
URA Redneck if more than three major appliances are on your front porch.
URA Redneck if motorcycle gangs are afraid of your grandmother.
URA Redneck if mowing lawn, you find three cars.
URA Redneck if on your honeymoon you leave the driving to Greyhound
URA Redneck if people are scared to touch your bathrobe.
URA Redneck if people ask permission to hunt in the front yard
URA Redneck if people can tell what kind of underwear you're wearing.
URA Redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.
URA Redneck if photos of your mama were taken from the front and side
URA Redneck if political correctness means voting for the winner
URA Redneck if roaches leave a note saying "Clean this place up!"
URA Redneck if several family members are Elvis impersonators.
URA Redneck if sittin on yer porch shootin chickens is fun.
URA Redneck if someone in your family is an Elvis impersonator
URA Redneck if taillight covers on your car are made of tape
URA Redneck if taught your dog to retrieve beers from the fridge
URA Redneck if taxidermist bill &gt; annual income.
URA Redneck if taxidermist bill exceeds annual income.
URA Redneck if the '57 Ford is on cement blocks instead of wheels.
URA Redneck if the Elvis Hotline limits you to 1 call per day
URA Redneck if the Orkin Man tells you, "Give up, you've lost."
URA Redneck if the QVC operator recognizes your voice
URA Redneck if the Salvation Army declines your mattress.
URA Redneck if the UFO Hotline limits you to one call per day.
URA Redneck if the color of your car is primer
URA Redneck if the crack in your windshield is as long as your arm
URA Redneck if the dog can't watch you eat without gagging
URA Redneck if the family business is called Hubcap City
URA Redneck if the family business needs a lookout
URA Redneck if the front yard's pink flamingos ain't a joke
URA Redneck if the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
URA Redneck if the kids are hungry cos you bought mud flaps.
URA Redneck if the main color of your pickup is primer.
URA Redneck if the main course at potluck dinners is road kill.
URA Redneck if the neighbors started a petition concerning your hog pen.
URA Redneck if the neighbors started a petition over your Christmas ligh
URA Redneck if the original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
URA Redneck if the pink flamingoes in your front yard aren't a joke
URA Redneck if the primary color of your car is "bondo".
URA Redneck if the rear tires on your car are twice as wide as front
URA Redneck if the rear window of your van is a picture
URA Redneck if the reindeer on your lawn at Christmas are pulling a '57
URA Redneck if the roaches left a note saying 'Clean up this place'
URA Redneck if the taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
URA Redneck if the taxidermist bill exceeds annual income.
URA Redneck if there are antlers nailed to the outside of your house.
URA Redneck if there are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
URA Redneck if there are tobacco stains down the sides of your school.
URA Redneck if there is a stuffed possum anywhere in your home
URA Redneck if there is a wasp nest in your living room.
URA Redneck if there's a ham hanging from your front porch.
URA Redneck if there's a ham hanging from your front porch.
URA Redneck if there's a picture of Johnny Cash over the fireplace.
URA Redneck if there's a picture of Johnny Cash over the fireplace.
URA Redneck if there's a stuffed possum mounted any where in your home.
URA Redneck if there's a stuffed possum mounted any where in your home.
URA Redneck if there's a wasp nest in your living room.
URA Redneck if there's a wasp nest in your living room.
URA Redneck if there's an Elvis portrait over the fireplace
URA Redneck if there's an velvet Elvis portrait in your home
URA Redneck if there's more than 5 McDonalds bags on your car's floor.
URA Redneck if truckers tell your wife to watch her language.
URA Redneck if turning on your lights involves pulling a string
URA Redneck if visiting relatives gets your car getting muddy.
URA Redneck if when you kissed your bride your John Deere cap fell off.
URA Redneck if when your house warming involves removing the tires.
URA Redneck if while mowing lawn, you find three cars.
URA Redneck if yer car window is a Hefty bag.
URA Redneck if yer family tree does not fork.
URA Redneck if yer idea of literature is the TV-Guide.
URA Redneck if yew have a rag as a gas-cap.
URA Redneck if you *still* believe a woman's place is only in the home.
URA Redneck if you *still* believe something is a "Communist Plot."
URA Redneck if you *still* believe that a man who types is a sissy.
URA Redneck if you *think* women are turned on by animal noises.
URA Redneck if you *think* women are turned on by tongue gestures.
URA Redneck if you OWN a Monster Truck.
URA Redneck if you actually _own_ a Monster Truck.
URA Redneck if you actually know what NASCAR stands for.
URA Redneck if you actually know which leaves make good toilet paper
URA Redneck if you and Your Dad are both in third grade!
URA Redneck if you answer the door holding a baseball bat
URA Redneck if you answer the door with a baseball bat in your hand.
URA Redneck if you are allowed to bring your dog to work.
URA Redneck if you are famous for your homemade squash wine
URA Redneck if you are legally named "Bubba."
URA Redneck if you are proud that you can belch your full name
URA Redneck if you ask, "Aunt Mama, is dinner ready?"
URA Redneck if you avoid rest stops if you have an empty milk jug.
URA Redneck if you barbecue Spam on the grill.
URA Redneck if you beat off to Field and Stream.
URA Redneck if you believe Ted Nugent rules
URA Redneck if you bought a VCR cos wrestling is on while you work.
URA Redneck if you bring a bar of soap to a public pool.
URA Redneck if you brother-in-law is also your uncle.
URA Redneck if you burn your front yard instead of mow it.
URA Redneck if you burn your yard rather than mow it.
URA Redneck if you buy a new house & have to remove the wheels
URA Redneck if you buy a new house and have to take the wheels off.
URA Redneck if you call trucks 'chick magnets'
URA Redneck if you call your boss "Dude"
URA Redneck if you call your father, "Uncle Dad".
URA Redneck if you call your spouse "Cuz".
URA Redneck if you call your spouse, "Cuz".
URA Redneck if you can belch the whole song to Jingle Bells.
URA Redneck if you can burp the entire chorus of 'Jingle Bells.'
URA Redneck if you can drink beer through your nose
URA Redneck if you can drink rubbing alcohol.
URA Redneck if you can drink tobacco spit!
URA Redneck if you can eat a McDonald's cheeseburger in one bite.
URA Redneck if you can guzzle Ever Clear!
URA Redneck if you can have sex w/o spilling your beer
URA Redneck if you can spit without opening your mouth
URA Redneck if you can swallow tobacco spit and not puke
URA Redneck if you can take your bra off while driving.
URA Redneck if you can't visit friends without your car getting muddy.
URA Redneck if you car stereo costs more than your car.
URA Redneck if you child calls you "Uncle Daddy"
URA Redneck if you clean your fingernails with a stick.
URA Redneck if you come back from the dump with more than you took.
URA Redneck if you consider "Field And Stream" deep reading
URA Redneck if you consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
URA Redneck if you consider "TV Guide" to be deep reading
URA Redneck if you consider a family reunion a chance to meet women.
URA Redneck if you consider beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
URA Redneck if you consider chewing tobacco a basic food group.
URA Redneck if you consider dating second cousins 'playing the field.'
URA Redneck if you consider the fifth grade your senior year.
URA Redneck if you converted your carport into a beauty shop.
URA Redneck if you cut your grass and find more than 4 cars.
URA Redneck if you cut your toenails in front of company
URA Redneck if you decorate your living room with hub caps.
URA Redneck if you display a gift you bought at Grace land
URA Redneck if you divorced your cousin
URA Redneck if you do most of your shopping at a truck stop.
URA Redneck if you dog doubles as your dishwasher.
URA Redneck if you don't like those 'new-fangled' people.
URA Redneck if you don't need a clean shirt to go to work.
URA Redneck if you don't stop at rest areas cos you have an empty jug.
URA Redneck if you don't stop at rest stops b/cyouhave an empty milk jug
URA Redneck if you don't stop at rest stops beause you have an jug.
URA Redneck if you dress the kids up before going to K-Mart
URA Redneck if you dress up the kids to go to Wal-Mart
URA Redneck if you drink from Mason jars at home
URA Redneck if you drive a tractor to the grocery store
URA Redneck if you drove to elementary school.
URA Redneck if you eat M&Ms...and your neck is red
URA Redneck if you eat a McDonald's cheeseburger in one bite
URA Redneck if you entertain with tapes of championship bowling.
URA Redneck if you entertain with tapes of pro bowling
URA Redneck if you entertain yourself for an hour with a bug zapper.
URA Redneck if you entertain yourself with a fly swatter
URA Redneck if you ever cut your grass and found a car.
URA Redneck if you ever hit on somebody in a V.D. clinic.
URA Redneck if you ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
URA Redneck if you ever mowed your lawn and found a car.
URA Redneck if you ever used lard in bed.
URA Redneck if you ever woke up with Red Man in your hair.
URA Redneck if you feel cow tipping should be an Olympic event
URA Redneck if you find a car while cutting your grass.
URA Redneck if you find three cars while mowing the lawn.
URA Redneck if you find yourself in the same grade as your uncle.
URA Redneck if you fish in your swimming pool
URA Redneck if you front yard has one or more cars up on blocks.
URA Redneck if you fully execute the "pull my finger" trick
URA Redneck if you get Odor-Eaters as a Christmas present.
URA Redneck if you get a woody reading Field and Stream.
URA Redneck if you get an estimate from the barber to cut your hair.
URA Redneck if you get into a custody fight over a hunting dog
URA Redneck if you get too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck if you give Your Wife A Shotgun, For Christmas.
URA Redneck if you give away more free puppies than the Humane Society.
URA Redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a date.
URA Redneck if you go to a family reunion to meet women
URA Redneck if you go to a restaurant with a toothpick in your mouth.
URA Redneck if you go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
URA Redneck if you go to family reunions to find a date.
URA Redneck if you go to family reunions to look for dates
URA Redneck if you go to stock car races and don't need a program
URA Redneck if you go to your family reunion looking for a date
URA Redneck if you grow corn in your front lawn
URA Redneck if you grow sideburns cos it looks so good on your sister.
URA Redneck if you had a toothpick in your mouth in your wedding photos.
URA Redneck if you had to remove a Marlboro to kiss the bride
URA Redneck if you had to take the wheels off your new home
URA Redneck if you have "dress" boots.
URA Redneck if you have 3 first names
URA Redneck if you have Mason jars filled with stuff the FBI can't ID.
URA Redneck if you have `dress' boots.
URA Redneck if you have a Civil War chess set.
URA Redneck if you have a Hefty Bag instead of a passenger window.
URA Redneck if you have a Hefty Bag replacing any car window
URA Redneck if you have a Hefty bag for a car passenger window.
URA Redneck if you have a bumper sticker on your bowling ball.
URA Redneck if you have a civil war chess set & play checkers
URA Redneck if you have a civil war chess set.&lt;BR&gt;
URA Redneck if you have a fly-strip hanging above the kitchen table.
URA Redneck if you have a gun rack on your bicycle.
URA Redneck if you have a ham hanging from your front porch
URA Redneck if you have a home that's mobile and 14 cars that aren't.
URA Redneck if you have a house that is mobile and five cars that ain't.
URA Redneck if you have a picture of Elvis on ve--- Fruity Dog 6.2
URA Redneck if you have a picture of Elvis on velvet
URA Redneck if you have a picture of Elvis on velvet in plain sight
URA Redneck if you have a rag as a gas-cap.
URA Redneck if you have a suit with sequins on it
URA Redneck if you have a tattoo that says "Mother" - spelled wrong.
URA Redneck if you have a tattoo that says, "Born to bag groceries."
URA Redneck if you have a tattoo that says, "Mother"...spelled wrong.
URA Redneck if you have a tire swing in you house.
URA Redneck if you have a velvet bedspread.
URA Redneck if you have a velvet picture of Elvis.....in plain sight
URA Redneck if you have an 8-track player in your 4x4.
URA Redneck if you have an Elvis Jello mold.
URA Redneck if you have an above ground pool and you fish in it.
URA Redneck if you have any relatives named Elmer or Jed.
URA Redneck if you have asked a widow for her phone # at the funeral
URA Redneck if you have been kicked out of the KKK for being a "bigot"
URA Redneck if you have brothers named "Bubba" or "Junior."
URA Redneck if you have ever BBQ'd Spam on the grill
URA Redneck if you have ever asked for Beano on your Big Mac
URA Redneck if you have ever barbecued spam on the grill
URA Redneck if you have ever bathed with flea and tick soap
URA Redneck if you have ever been arrested on an obscene mud-flap charge
URA Redneck if you have ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley
URA Redneck if you have ever been too drunk to fish
URA Redneck if you have ever bought a used cap
URA Redneck if you have ever cleaned fish in your living room
URA Redneck if you have ever committed a crime with a lawn mower
URA Redneck if you have ever cut your grass and found a car
URA Redneck if you have ever eaten out of a minnow bucket
URA Redneck if you have ever filled your deer tag on the golf course
URA Redneck if you have ever financed a tattoo
URA Redneck if you have ever given rat traps as a gift
URA Redneck if you have ever gotten a deer tag as a Christmas present
URA Redneck if you have ever hit a jukebox with a cuestick
URA Redneck if you have ever hit on someone in a VD clinic
URA Redneck if you have ever lost a loved one to kudzu
URA Redneck if you have ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle
URA Redneck if you have ever lost your wife in a poker game
URA Redneck if you have ever made change in the offering plate
URA Redneck if you have ever named a child for a good dog
URA Redneck if you have ever raked leaves in your kitchen
URA Redneck if you have ever rolled your riding lawn mower
URA Redneck if you have ever shot a deer from inside your house
URA Redneck if you have ever shot anyone for looking at you
URA Redneck if you have ever stolen a bulldozer
URA Redneck if you have ever stolen toilet paper
URA Redneck if you have ever taken a 6-pack to a job interview.
URA Redneck if you have ever used a weed eater indoors
URA Redneck if you have ever vacationed in a rest area
URA Redneck if you have ever worn a cowboy hat to church
URA Redneck if you have ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
URA Redneck if you have every episode of "Hee-Haw" on tape.
URA Redneck if you have fly strips above the kitchen table
URA Redneck if you have gotten more than three abandon vehicle tickets.
URA Redneck if you have grease under your toenails
URA Redneck if you have hollered, "Rock the House Bubba" at a recital
URA Redneck if you have jars filled with stuff the FBI can't ID
URA Redneck if you have more appliances in the yard than in the house.
URA Redneck if you have more than twelve dogs on your porch.
URA Redneck if you have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
URA Redneck if you have more the 10 ceramic statues in your front yard
URA Redneck if you have named your truck, but not your dog
URA Redneck if you have never paid for a haircut
URA Redneck if you have one last dip and you keep it for 3 days.
URA Redneck if you have orange road cones in your living room.
URA Redneck if you have reported more than a dozen UFOs this week
URA Redneck if you have season tractor pull tickets
URA Redneck if you have seen kin folk on "America's Most Wanted".
URA Redneck if you have spray painted your girl's name on an overpass
URA Redneck if you have sunglasses that are mirrored on the inside.
URA Redneck if you have taught your dog to retrieve beers from the fridge
URA Redneck if you have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
URA Redneck if you have to crank your car at every light
URA Redneck if you have to dress the kids up to go to K-MART
URA Redneck if you have to dress up the kids to go to K-Mart.
URA Redneck if you have to hitch your house to a tree.
URA Redneck if you have to lock in your hubs to go get the mail.
URA Redneck if you have to move a chicken to sit on the sofa.
URA Redneck if you have to move the transmission to take a bath.
URA Redneck if you have to mow your driveway.
URA Redneck if you have to push start your car
URA Redneck if you have to rake leaves in your kitchen
URA Redneck if you have to throw chickens off the couch to sit down.
URA Redneck if you have used lard in bed
URA Redneck if you have velvet Elvis paintings...in plain view
URA Redneck if you have velvet paintings above your mantle
URA Redneck if you have worn something to church having sequins on it
URA Redneck if you hold a frog and _it_ worries about getting warts.&lt;BR&gt;
URA Redneck if you invite friends over to see your lava lamp
URA Redneck if you just bought an 8-track tape player for your car.
URA Redneck if you keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
URA Redneck if you keep a pellet gun by the front door.
URA Redneck if you keep a spit cup on the ironin' board.
URA Redneck if you keep catfish in your aquarium.
URA Redneck if you keep your thermostat on 85 in the winter.
URA Redneck if you know hay many bales of hay fit in your car.
URA Redneck if you know hay many bales of hay your car can hold
URA Redneck if you know how many championships Dale Earnhardt has won.
URA Redneck if you know how to hotwire a bulldozer
URA Redneck if you know how to hotwire a tractor
URA Redneck if you know how to milk a goat.
URA Redneck if you know what barbed wire and string are used for
URA Redneck if you know which leaves make the best bath tissue.
URA Redneck if you know which leaves make the best toilet paper.
URA Redneck if you laugh at racist jokes.
URA Redneck if you legally name your child "Bubba."
URA Redneck if you list your parole officer as a reference.
URA Redneck if you live with more dogs than family
URA Redneck if you look both ways before crossing a one-way street.
URA Redneck if you look like Willie Nelson after your haircut
URA Redneck if you love your pets more than your family.
URA Redneck if you made a homemade hot tub with a trolling motor
URA Redneck if you made a hot tub using a trolling motor
URA Redneck if you masturbate to Field and Stream.
URA Redneck if you mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
URA Redneck if you mow the front yard and find a car.
URA Redneck if you mow your lawn and find a car.
URA Redneck if you mow your lawn with a tractor.
URA Redneck if you mow your yard and discover a car
URA Redneck if you named your van "The Love Machine"
URA Redneck if you need shoes and a light to go to the bathroom
URA Redneck if you often answer the door holding baseball bat
URA Redneck if you often shop for groceries at gas stations
URA Redneck if you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income
URA Redneck if you own 15 roosters, but no hens.
URA Redneck if you own 3 TV's and only 2 books.
URA Redneck if you own a belt buckle that weighs more than 3 pounds.
URA Redneck if you own a belt buckle weighing more than 3 lbs
URA Redneck if you own a collection of "monster truck" tapes
URA Redneck if you own a collection of pro-bowling tapes
URA Redneck if you own a denim leisure suit
URA Redneck if you own a fur coat that's homemade.
URA Redneck if you own a home that's mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
URA Redneck if you own a homemade fur coat.
URA Redneck if you own a mobile home and more than 5 cars on blocks.
URA Redneck if you own a pair of "dress" boots
URA Redneck if you own more TVs than books.
URA Redneck if you own more television sets than books
URA Redneck if you own more than 3 shirts with the sleeves cut off.
URA Redneck if you own more than two tractors.
URA Redneck if you paint your car with cans of spray paint
URA Redneck if you paint your car with house paint.
URA Redneck if you pick up chicks at the Family Reunion
URA Redneck if you pick your teeth from a catalog.
URA Redneck if you post "URA Redneck" taglines in the Tagline Echo.
URA Redneck if you prefer car keys to Q-tips.
URA Redneck if you prefer to _walk_ the excess length off your jeans.
URA Redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
URA Redneck if you proudly own a "monster truck."
URA Redneck if you proudly own a denim leisure suit
URA Redneck if you quit your job so you won't have to pay child support.
URA Redneck if you quit your job to avoid paying child support.
URA Redneck if you read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
URA Redneck if you really know which leaves make the best toilet paper
URA Redneck if you record Wrestling while you're at work.
URA Redneck if you refer to Mason jars as "the good glasses."
URA Redneck if you refer to TV dinners as "gourmet dining."
URA Redneck if you refer to a long-bed pickup as a "Stretch Limo".
URA Redneck if you refer to certain animals as "good eatin'!"
URA Redneck if you refer to paper plates as "the good china."
URA Redneck if you refer to the 5th grade as "my senior year."
URA Redneck if you refer to your truck as "The Love Machine."
URA Redneck if you refinance your taxidermy bills
URA Redneck if you regularly exclaim "Them's good eatin!"
URA Redneck if you roll down the car window after sex.
URA Redneck if you roll your own cigarettes.
URA Redneck if you say "you know" twice in a sentence
URA Redneck if you serve Gallo and Colby at your cheese & wine parties
URA Redneck if you serve Gallo and colby at your cheese
URA Redneck if you serve Gallo and colby at your cheese & wine parties
URA Redneck if you serve Gallo at your cheese and wine parties.
URA Redneck if you share your beer with the dog.
URA Redneck if you shop for groceries at a gas station
URA Redneck if you show you're belt buckle when asked for ID
URA Redneck if you show your beltbuckle as an ID.
URA Redneck if you showed up drunk at your D.U.I. hearing
URA Redneck if you skipped school in the 8th grade to vote.
URA Redneck if you smoked during your wedding.
URA Redneck if you spend hours typing redneck jokes!
URA Redneck if you still believe a woman's place is only in the home.
URA Redneck if you still believe something is a "Communist Plot."
URA Redneck if you still believe that a man who types is a sissy.
URA Redneck if you still have an 8-track tape player in your car.
URA Redneck if you still owe money on your 8-track tape player
URA Redneck if you still think pro-wrestling is real
URA Redneck if you take a bath once a week
URA Redneck if you take a beer with you to a job interview.
URA Redneck if you take a fishing pole into Sea World.
URA Redneck if you take the kids to watch rabbits breed
URA Redneck if you take the wheels off of your neighbor's new house.
URA Redneck if you take your dog for a walk &youboth use the same tree
URA Redneck if you take your friends outside to watch the rabbits breed.
URA Redneck if you tape WWF Wrestling while you're at work
URA Redneck if you tape pro-wrestling so you can watch later
URA Redneck if you tape pro-wrestling while you're at work
URA Redneck if you tape wrestling matches while you're at work
URA Redneck if you taught your dog to retrieve beers from the 'fridge.
URA Redneck if you teach your dog to smoke cigarettes
URA Redneck if you think "Deliverance" was a love story.
URA Redneck if you think "Dishwasher Broken" means wife has no money
URA Redneck if you think "My Dingaling" is a sensitive love ballad.
URA Redneck if you think "opera" is the name of a TV talk show
URA Redneck if you think 'recycling' means going home from work.
URA Redneck if you think 911 Is Pizza Hut's Home Delivery Number.
URA Redneck if you think BMW are the call letters for a radio station.
URA Redneck if you think BMW are the call letters for a radio station.
URA Redneck if you think Country and Western are the two kinds of Music.
URA Redneck if you think Country and Western are the two kinds of Music.
URA Redneck if you think Deliverance was a comedy
URA Redneck if you think Deliverance was a love story.
URA Redneck if you think Dishwasher Broken means wife has no money.
URA Redneck if you think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
URA Redneck if you think Ernest P. Worrel is funny
URA Redneck if you think Ernest is funny.
URA Redneck if you think Espresso is a courier service.
URA Redneck if you think French onion dip is an exotic tobacco product
URA Redneck if you think God look like Hank Williams, Jr.
URA Redneck if you think Internet is a brand of fishing equipment.
URA Redneck if you think Paprika is a third world country.
URA Redneck if you think Slim Fast is Reba McEntire's drummer.
URA Redneck if you think Virginia Slims is a new brand of condoms.
URA Redneck if you think Volvo is a part of the female anatomy.
URA Redneck if you think Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
URA Redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
URA Redneck if you think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
URA Redneck if you think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
URA Redneck if you think an Odometer measures elasticity.
URA Redneck if you think beef jerkey is the only major food group
URA Redneck if you think campho-phenique is a miracle drug station
URA Redneck if you think cow tipping is an Olympic sport
URA Redneck if you think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach
URA Redneck if you think people who have electricity are uppity.
URA Redneck if you think potted meat on a saltine is an hors D'oeuvre
URA Redneck if you think say no to crack means pull up your jeans.
URA Redneck if you think suspenders are a type of shirt.
URA Redneck if you think the French Riviera is foreign car.
URA Redneck if you think the Grand Ol' Opry is really opera
URA Redneck if you think the Stock Market has a fence around it.
URA Redneck if you think the remote control is your kid brother.
URA Redneck if you think women are turned on by animal noises.
URA Redneck if you think women are turned on by tongue gestures.
URA Redneck if you think your boyfriend hits you "`cause he cares".
URA Redneck if you thinks rabbits are food, not pets.
URA Redneck if you tried to take a fishing pole into Sea World
URA Redneck if you use A Machine Gun To Shoot Clay Pigeons.
URA Redneck if you use A Machine Gun To Shoot Gophers.
URA Redneck if you use a bed sheet as a sofa cover
URA Redneck if you use a farm tractor to mow your yard
URA Redneck if you use aluminum foil in place of curtains
URA Redneck if you use an oily rag for a gas-cap
URA Redneck if you use more than one can of hair spray per week.
URA Redneck if you use your mailbox to hold up the clothesline
URA Redneck if you view a a family reunion as a chance to meet women
URA Redneck if you view duct tape as a long-term investme
URA Redneck if you voted Tammy Baker as "Year's Best Dressed Woman".
URA Redneck if you wake up with Red Man in your hair.
URA Redneck if you want the national anthem to be "Free Bird."
URA Redneck if you want the national anthem to be "Free Bird."
URA Redneck if you want to be DJ when you grow up.
URA Redneck if you want to be a disc jockey when you grow up
URA Redneck if you wash your car more often than your kids.
URA Redneck if you wear a belt buckle weighing more than 3 lbs
URA Redneck if you wear a dress that's strapless and a bra that isn't.
URA Redneck if you wear clothes to church with sequins on them
URA Redneck if you wear knee-high stocking with a skirt
URA Redneck if you weigh four pounds more after you find your keys.
URA Redneck if you were holding a beer in your wedding picture.
URA Redneck if you were playing pool when your child was born
URA Redneck if you were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
URA Redneck if you wet the bed and 4 other people immediately know it.
URA Redneck if you wonder how gas stations keep their bathrooms clean
URA Redneck if you wore a sequined dress to any wedding
URA Redneck if you wore a three-day growth of beard before Don Johnson
URA Redneck if you write off a radiator as a business expense.
URA Redneck if you're affectionately known as "Bubba, Jr."
URA Redneck if you're allowed to bring your dog to work.
URA Redneck if you're arrested for getting relief in an ice machine.
URA Redneck if you're arrested for peeing in an ice machine
URA Redneck if you're better than Daddy!
URA Redneck if you're considered an expert on worm beds.
URA Redneck if you're dog and wallet are both on a chain.
URA Redneck if you're entertained by a 6 pack and a bug zapper.
URA Redneck if you're excited by gals who can field dress deer
URA Redneck if you're family tree doesn't fork.
URA Redneck if you're famous for your homemade squash wine.
URA Redneck if you're holding a beer & a spitcup & can't clap right now
URA Redneck if you're holding a beer in your wedding photo.
URA Redneck if you're still upset about 'Gunsmoke' being canceled.
URA Redneck if you're still upset that "Gunsmoke" was canceled
URA Redneck if you're still upset that "Hee Haw" was canceled
URA Redneck if you're thinking about puttin' a road into the place.
URA Redneck if you're too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
URA Redneck if you're two year old has more teeth than you
URA Redneck if you've Barbequed chitlins' on the grill.
URA Redneck if you've asked a widow for her phone # at the funeral
URA Redneck if you've been a snipe hunter more than once
URA Redneck if you've been accused of lying through your tooth.
URA Redneck if you've been arrested for an obscene mud-flap
URA Redneck if you've been arrested for peeing in an ice machine.
URA Redneck if you've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog
URA Redneck if you've been kicked out of the KKK for being a "bigot".
URA Redneck if you've been too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck if you've ever BBQ'd Spam on the grill.
URA Redneck if you've ever BBQ'ed chitlins on the grill
URA Redneck if you've ever Christmas shopped at a truck stop
URA Redneck if you've ever asked for Beano on your Big Mac.
URA Redneck if you've ever barbecued spam on the grill
URA Redneck if you've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
URA Redneck if you've ever been arrested for obscene mudflaps
URA Redneck if you've ever been arrested on an obscene mud-flap charge
URA Redneck if you've ever been banished from a bowling alley
URA Redneck if you've ever been kicked out of the KKK for being a BIGOT
URA Redneck if you've ever been to drunk to fish
URA Redneck if you've ever bought a used baseball cap
URA Redneck if you've ever bought a used cap.
URA Redneck if you've ever bought a used cap.&lt;BR&gt;
URA Redneck if you've ever cleaned fish in your living room
URA Redneck if you've ever committed a crime with a lawn mower.
URA Redneck if you've ever cut your grass and found a car.
URA Redneck if you've ever done Christmas shopping at a truck stop
URA Redneck if you've ever driven a Camaro into the top of a tree
URA Redneck if you've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.
URA Redneck if you've ever filled a deer tag on a golf course
URA Redneck if you've ever financed a tattoo.
URA Redneck if you've ever given rat traps as a gift.
URA Redneck if you've ever given rat traps as a gift. &lt;-{ROFL!}
URA Redneck if you've ever gotten a deer tag as a Christmas present.
URA Redneck if you've ever heckled during a eulogy
URA Redneck if you've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
URA Redneck if you've ever hit a jukebox with a cue stick.
URA Redneck if you've ever hit a jukebox with a cue stick.
URA Redneck if you've ever hit on someone in a VD clinic.
URA Redneck if you've ever hit on someone in a VD clinic.
URA Redneck if you've ever hotwired a bulldozer
URA Redneck if you've ever left Santa Claus an RC & a moon pie
URA Redneck if you've ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle
URA Redneck if you've ever lost your wife in a poker game.
URA Redneck if you've ever made change in the offering plate.
URA Redneck if you've ever named a child for a good dog.
URA Redneck if you've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
URA Redneck if you've ever rolled your riding lawn mower.
URA Redneck if you've ever shot a deer from inside your house.
URA Redneck if you've ever shot anyone for looking at you.
URA Redneck if you've ever stolen a bulldozer
URA Redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from Stuckey's
URA Redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from rest areas
URA Redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper.
URA Redneck if you've ever taken the wheels off your house.
URA Redneck if you've ever used a weed eater indoors
URA Redneck if you've ever used lard in bed.
URA Redneck if you've ever vacationed in a rest area.
URA Redneck if you've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.&lt;BR&gt;
URA Redneck if you've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
URA Redneck if you've ever worn something to church that had sequins.
URA Redneck if you've figured out a way to put a gun rack on a bicycle.
URA Redneck if you've hit a deer with your car....deliberately
URA Redneck if you've hollered, "Rock the House Bubba" at a recital
URA Redneck if you've named one of you kids after a good dog
URA Redneck if you've named your truck, but not your dog.
URA Redneck if you've never paid for a haircut.
URA Redneck if you've reported more than a dozen UFOs this week.
URA Redneck if you've spray painted your girl's name on a bridge
URA Redneck if you've spray painted your girl's name on an overpass.
URA Redneck if you've taken toilet paper home from work
URA Redneck if you've taught your dog to fetch beers from the fridge
URA Redneck if you've totaled every car you've ever owned.
URA Redneck if you've used lard in bed.
URA Redneck if you've vacationed in a rest area parking lot
URA Redneck if you've worn a tank top to a wedding.
URA Redneck if you've worn something to church having s
URA Redneck if you've worn something to church having sequins on it.
URA Redneck if your 'watch dogs' are geese.
URA Redneck if your 9x9 living room has a Spanish decor.
URA Redneck if your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
URA Redneck if your Christmas cards include a Xerox copy of your butt.
URA Redneck if your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it.
URA Redneck if your Home Library is a Bible and the Farmers' Almanac.
URA Redneck if your Junior & Senior Proms had a Day-Care Center
URA Redneck if your Junior and Senior Proms had a Day care.
URA Redneck if your Junior-Senior Prom had a Day-Care Center
URA Redneck if your Levi's have Skoal can marks on the pockets
URA Redneck if your Mom and Dad are brother and sister.
URA Redneck if your Mom has a spitton under the ironing board
URA Redneck if your Mom has ever won three bass tournaments
URA Redneck if your Sis's nude dancing was the family reunion highlight.
URA Redneck if your TV remote is set on "stun".
URA Redneck if your all-time favorite movie is "Cannonball Run".
URA Redneck if your all-time favorite movie is "Deliverance."
URA Redneck if your all-time favourite movie is "Cannonball Run"
URA Redneck if your appearance got you fired from a construction job.
URA Redneck if your arrested for getting relief in an ice machine
URA Redneck if your baby's favorite teething ring is a garden hose.
URA Redneck if your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers
URA Redneck if your belt buckle is bigger than your head.
URA Redneck if your belt buckle is heavier than 4 lbs.
URA Redneck if your belt buckle serves as your I.D.
URA Redneck if your best shoes have steel toes
URA Redneck if your best suit includes a Budweiser cap
URA Redneck if your best suit includes an orange hunting vest
URA Redneck if your best suit includes hip waders
URA Redneck if your best suit is a Budweiser cap & an orange vest.
URA Redneck if your best suit is a Coors cap & an orange vest
URA Redneck if your bother-in-law is also your uncle.
URA Redneck if your boyfriend hits you "because he cares"
URA Redneck if your brake lights are covered with red tape
URA Redneck if your brother-in-law is also your uncle
URA Redneck if your bumper stick says "My other car is a combine".
URA Redneck if your car has never had a full tank of gas.
URA Redneck if your car horn plays Dixie.
URA Redneck if your car wakes people up when you drive down the street
URA Redneck if your car window is a Hefty bag.
URA Redneck if your car window is actually a Hefty bag
URA Redneck if your car's rear tires are twice as wide as the front.
URA Redneck if your chain to your wallet is as big as your dog chain.
URA Redneck if your child calls you "Uncle Daddy"
URA Redneck if your children address you as "Uncle Dad".
URA Redneck if your coffee table used to be a TV cable spool
URA Redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone spool
URA Redneck if your coffee table was a telephone cable spool
URA Redneck if your computer keyboard has a 'guzinta' key.
URA Redneck if your considered an expert on worm beds.
URA Redneck if your dad and you are both in the third grade.
URA Redneck if your dad and you to are in the same grade.
URA Redneck if your dad walks you to school b/c you're in the same grade
URA Redneck if your dad's in the same grade at school.
URA Redneck if your daddy is also your favorite uncle.
URA Redneck if your date hits road signs with bottles while you drive.
URA Redneck if your daughters' children also call you Cousin
URA Redneck if your diploma includes the words "Trucking Institute"
URA Redneck if your dog and wallet are both on a chain
URA Redneck if your dog can smoke a cigarette.
URA Redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
URA Redneck if your dog doubles as your dishwasher
URA Redneck if your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife does
URA Redneck if your doormat says, 'You'd better have a search warrant.'
URA Redneck if your dress shoes have steel toes
URA Redneck if your driveway is bordered by half-buried tires
URA Redneck if your entertainment is a 6-pack and a bug zapper
URA Redneck if your entertainment is shooting rats at the dump
URA Redneck if your family talks like pro wrestlers
URA Redneck if your family tree doesn't fork
URA Redneck if your family tree has no branches.
URA Redneck if your family tree is hollow.
URA Redneck if your famous for your homemade squash wine
URA Redneck if your father is also your uncle.
URA Redneck if your father is in the same grade as you.
URA Redneck if your father legally named you "Bubba."
URA Redneck if your father made your personalised license plate
URA Redneck if your father refers to you as "Bubba, Jr."
URA Redneck if your favorite Chinese meal comes from "LaChoy".
URA Redneck if your favorite Olympic event is "American Gladiators".
URA Redneck if your favorite beer is a nice, cold Fudd.
URA Redneck if your favorite meal comes from a can labeled "LaChoy".
URA Redneck if your favorite rock & roll instrument is a fiddle.
URA Redneck if your favourite Chinese meal comes from "LaChoy"
URA Redneck if your fiance carries a spit cup
URA Redneck if your first cousin is also your wife
URA Redneck if your first grandchild is born by your 26th birthday.
URA Redneck if your first name is followed by "Bob"
URA Redneck if your flashlight holds more than four batteries.
URA Redneck if your front license plate has "Foxy Lady" in airbrush.
URA Redneck if your front porch collapses and kill more than 3 dogs
URA Redneck if your funeral had more pickup trucks than cars.
URA Redneck if your gene pool is a foot deep and usually empty
URA Redneck if your girlfriend has her own minnow bucket.
URA Redneck if your girlfriend just sold off her 'old' saddle.
URA Redneck if your grandmother cusses more than you do
URA Redneck if your have more than two brothers named Bubba
URA Redneck if your holding a beer in your wedding picture
URA Redneck if your home comes with whitewall tires
URA Redneck if your home is mobile but your car isn't
URA Redneck if your home library is a entire set of TV Guides
URA Redneck if your home needs a bumper hitch
URA Redneck if your horse mounts station wagons.
URA Redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your pickup does.
URA Redneck if your house has to go to a body shop for damage repair.
URA Redneck if your house moves and your 27 cars do not.
URA Redneck if your house moves but your twelve cars don't
URA Redneck if your house warming involves removing the tires.
URA Redneck if your idea of a "gourmet chef" is Chef Boyardee
URA Redneck if your idea of a "gourmet meal" comes from a can
URA Redneck if your idea of a "gourmet meal" is chitlins
URA Redneck if your idea of a "gourmet meal" is grits & greens
URA Redneck if your idea of classic literature is TV Guide
URA Redneck if your idea of foreplay involves family reunions.
URA Redneck if your idea of foreplay is saying, 'In the truck, Bitch!'
URA Redneck if your idea of going formal is a black truck.
URA Redneck if your idea of health food is chitlins
URA Redneck if your idea of health food is lard
URA Redneck if your idea of health food is pork rinds.
URA Redneck if your idea of literature is the TV-Guide.
URA Redneck if your idea of safe sex is a padded headboard.
URA Redneck if your jeans have Skoal can prints on the pockets
URA Redneck if your job requires you to wear an orange vest
URA Redneck if your junior prom had a daycare center.
URA Redneck if your kid takes a siphon hose to "Show & Tell".
URA Redneck if your kid takes your spit cup to Show-and-Tell
URA Redneck if your kids are described as "dumb as a brick".
URA Redneck if your kids call you "Uncle Dad"
URA Redneck if your kids have a 3-day-old Kool-Aid mustaches.
URA Redneck if your laundry can walk around without you in it.
URA Redneck if your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
URA Redneck if your living room sofa is covered by a foam backed throw
URA Redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.&lt;BR&gt;
URA Redneck if your local ambulance is a tractor.
URA Redneck if your local funeral home has a neon sign in the window.
URA Redneck if your mailbox holds up one end of your clothesline.
URA Redneck if your mailbox is in the shape of any farm animal
URA Redneck if your mailbox is made from an old farm plow
URA Redneck if your mailbox is made out of old auto parts.
URA Redneck if your mat says, 'You'd better have a search warrant.'
URA Redneck if your matchbook doubles as a toothpick.
URA Redneck if your mating call is "Honey, you awake?"
URA Redneck if your mom earns beer money mud-wrestling
URA Redneck if your mom earns beer money rebuilding engines
URA Redneck if your mom has "ammo" on her Christmas list
URA Redneck if your mom has a spittoon under the ironing board
URA Redneck if your mother doesn't put on shoes to go grocery shopping
URA Redneck if your mother genuinely admires your girlfriend's tattoos.
URA Redneck if your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
URA Redneck if your mother has a spit cup by her ironing board.
URA Redneck if your mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
URA Redneck if your mother is your sister.
URA Redneck if your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board
URA Redneck if your mother refers to you as "Bubba, Jr."
URA Redneck if your mother's been in a fistfight at a sports event.
URA Redneck if your mounted deer head has a baseball cap & sunglasses.
URA Redneck if your muffler is held on by a coat hanger.
URA Redneck if your mule backs up to every stump it sees.
URA Redneck if your name is Capt Bear
URA Redneck if your neighbors have ever asked to borrow the light bulb
URA Redneck if your nephew's wife calls you Cousin too
URA Redneck if your next family reunion is a chance to meet girls.
URA Redneck if your other truck is made by John Deere.
URA Redneck if your parents are first cousins
URA Redneck if your parents legally named you "Bubba."
URA Redneck if your parrot can say, "Open up, it's the police!"
URA Redneck if your pick-up truck doesn't meet bridge clearance reqs.
URA Redneck if your pickup line is "Hey, you look like my sister."
URA Redneck if your pickup truck doesn't meet bridge clearance reqs.
URA Redneck if your picture is on the wall at a McDonald's.
URA Redneck if your pocket knife often doubles as a toothpick
URA Redneck if your pocket knife's been referred to as "Exhibit A".
URA Redneck if your porch collapses and kills more than 7 dogs.
URA Redneck if your porch collapses and you kill more than one dog.
URA Redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
URA Redneck if your rear tire are twice as wide as the front ones
URA Redneck if your richest relative's house needs the tires removed.
URA Redneck if your savings are just out of reach for that '76 Pinto.
URA Redneck if your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos
URA Redneck if your second car is a tractor.
URA Redneck if your sister subscribes to "Soldier of Fortune" magazine
URA Redneck if your stereo speakers came from a Drive-in Theater.
URA Redneck if your still upset about 'Gunsmoke' being canceled
URA Redneck if your tattoo says "Mother" and it's misspelled
URA Redneck if your taxidermist bill exceeds annual income
URA Redneck if your taxidermist is on 'speed-dial'
URA Redneck if your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
URA Redneck if your too drunk to fish
URA Redneck if your truck cost more than your house.
URA Redneck if your truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
URA Redneck if your truck is taller than your house.
URA Redneck if your truck muffler is held on by a coat hanger
URA Redneck if your turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer
URA Redneck if your two year old has more teeth than you do.
URA Redneck if your vacuum cleaner has four wheel drive
URA Redneck if your van has curtains and your house doesn't.
URA Redneck if your wading boots double as dress pants
URA Redneck if your wallet and your dog are both on a chain.
URA Redneck if your watch band is wider than any book you've read
URA Redneck if your wedding looks more like a family reunion.
URA Redneck if your wife beats you at arm wrestling
URA Redneck if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
URA Redneck if your wife carries a spit cup
URA Redneck if your wife doesn't put on shoes to go shopping
URA Redneck if your wife drinks more beer than you do
URA Redneck if your wife ever burned out an electric razor.
URA Redneck if your wife goes to weddings wearing a tube-top
URA Redneck if your wife has "ammo" on her Christmas list
URA Redneck if your wife has a beer belly
URA Redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
URA Redneck if your wife has a beer belly.
URA Redneck if your wife has a spit cup by her ironing board
URA Redneck if your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission."
URA Redneck if your wife has ever worn a tube top to a funeral
URA Redneck if your wife has four-wheel drive on her vacuum cleaner.
URA Redneck if your wife is also your sister!
URA Redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
URA Redneck if your wife outweighs your truck.
URA Redneck if your wife owns a camouflage nightie.
URA Redneck if your wife owns more deerheads than teeth.
URA Redneck if your wife really admires your mother's tattoos
URA Redneck if your wife wears any camouflage lingerie
URA Redneck if your wife would rather fish off a bridge than shop.
URA Redneck if your wife would rather fish than shop
URA Redneck if your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
URA Redneck if your wife's brass knuckles set off the airport security
URA Redneck if your wife's hair has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
URA Redneck if your wife's hairdo is higher than the doorframe
URA Redneck if your wife's hairdo is ruined by the ceiling fan
URA Redneck if your wife's job has her wear an orange vest
URA Redneck if your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
URA Redneck if your wife's vacuum cleaner has four-wheel drive!
URA Redneck if your will states all you posess be sold at auction.
URA Redneck if your will states all you possess be sold when you die.
URA Redneck if your will states all your posessions be sold at auction
URA Redneck if your yard has ever been the proposed site for a dump.
URA Redneck if your yard has more appliances than your house.
URA Redneck if your your father's first cousin is your mother.
URA Redneck if yourAll-time favorite movie is "Cannonball Run".
URA Redneck if, The reindeer on your lawn at Christmas are pulling a '57
URA Redneck if, You ever named a child after a dog
URA Redneck if, You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog
URA Redneck if, Your dog can't watch you eat without getting sick
URA Redneck if, Your front porch collapses and four dogs git killed
URA Redneck if, you laugh at racist jokes.
URA Redneck if, your mother genuinely admires your girlfriends tattoos
URA Redneck if... You bring soap to a public pool
URA Redneck if: A six pack and a bug zapper is quality entertainment.
URA Redneck if: Birds are attracted to your beard.
URA Redneck if: Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene tips
URA Redneck if: Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
URA Redneck if: Jack Daniels is on your list of most admired people.
URA Redneck if: People are scared to touch your bathrobe
URA Redneck if: People hear your car a long time before they see it.
URA Redneck if: Red Man sends you a Christmas Card.
URA Redneck if: Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
URA Redneck if: Sis's nude dancing was the family reunion highlight!
URA Redneck if: The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
URA Redneck if: The Orkin man tells you, "Give up, you've lost."
URA Redneck if: The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
URA Redneck if: The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
URA Redneck if: The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
URA Redneck if: There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
URA Redneck if: There has ever been police tape on your bathroom door.
URA Redneck if: There is a wasp nest in your living room
URA Redneck if: There's more than 5 McDonalds bagson your car's floor.
URA Redneck if: Truckers tell your wife to watch her language.
URA Redneck if: When you kissed your bride your John Deere cap fell off!
URA Redneck if: You answer the door with a baseball bat i
URA Redneck if: You are allowed to bring your dog to work.
URA Redneck if: You barbeque Spam on the grill.
URA Redneck if: You bring a bar of soap to a Public swimming pool.
URA Redneck if: You burn your front yard instead of mow it
URA Redneck if: You burn your yard rather than mow it.
URA Redneck if: You call your boss "Dude".
URA Redneck if: You can have sex without spilling your be
URA Redneck if: You can't drive home without getting the truck muddy!
URA Redneck if: You clean your fingernails with a stick.
URA Redneck if: You come back from the dump with more than you took.
URA Redneck if: You consider the fifth grade your senior year.
URA Redneck if: You do most of your shopping at a truck stop.
URA Redneck if: You entertain yourself an hour with a fly swatter
URA Redneck if: You ever cut your grass and found a car.
URA Redneck if: You ever stole one of my taglines!
URA Redneck if: You get HEARTGERMERS, but not from your Pets.
URA Redneck if: You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
URA Redneck if: You go to family re-unions looking for Womem to date.
URA Redneck if: You have a Hefty-bag for a passenger side window.
URA Redneck if: You have every episode of "Hee-Haw" on tape
URA Redneck if: You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle
URA Redneck if: You have more appliances in the yard than in the house!
URA Redneck if: You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
URA Redneck if: You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
URA Redneck if: You have to dress up the kids to go to K-Mart.
URA Redneck if: You have to move the transmission to take a bath.
URA Redneck if: You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table
URA Redneck if: You list your parole officer as a referen
URA Redneck if: You mow your lawn and find a car.
URA Redneck if: You own 15 roosters, but no hens.
URA Redneck if: You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
URA Redneck if: You own a homemade fur coat.
URA Redneck if: You own more TV's than books.
URA Redneck if: You pick your teeth from a catalog.
URA Redneck if: You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
URA Redneck if: You prominently display the gift you got at Graceland.
URA Redneck if: You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
URA Redneck if: You receive a Christmas cards from a Chewing Tobacco Co!
URA Redneck if: You record wrestling while you're at work
URA Redneck if: You take a fishing pole into Sea World.
URA Redneck if: You think Volvo is a part of a woman's anatomy.
URA Redneck if: You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
URA Redneck if: You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
URA Redneck if: You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
URA Redneck if: You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
URA Redneck if: You think the French Riviera is foreign car.
URA Redneck if: You think the stock market has a fence around it.
URA Redneck if: You view Duct-Tape as a long term investment.
URA Redneck if: You were holding a beer in your wedding p
URA Redneck if: You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born
URA Redneck if: You're chewing on a toothpick in your wedding picture!
URA Redneck if: You're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
URA Redneck if: You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
URA Redneck if: You've ever bought a used cap
URA Redneck if: You've ever cut your grass and found a car
URA Redneck if: You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
URA Redneck if: You've ever financed a tatoo.
URA Redneck if: You've ever given rat traps as a gift
URA Redneck if: You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
URA Redneck if: You've ever lost a tooth opening a beer
URA Redneck if: You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen
URA Redneck if: You've ever shot a deer from inside your house
URA Redneck if: You've ever stolen one of my taglines!
URA Redneck if: You've ever stolen toilet paper
URA Redneck if: You've ever used a weed eater indoors.
URA Redneck if: You've ever worn shorts to a funeral home
URA Redneck if: You've never paid for a haircut
URA Redneck if: You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
URA Redneck if: You've used lard in bed.
URA Redneck if: Your CB antenna always hits overpasses.
URA Redneck if: Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
URA Redneck if: Your Jr and Sr. Prom had a daycare.
URA Redneck if: Your Xmas cards include a Xerox copy of your butt
URA Redneck if: Your baby's favorite teething ring is a garden hose
URA Redneck if: Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers"
URA Redneck if: Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
URA Redneck if: Your bumper stick says "My other car is a combine"
URA Redneck if: Your car has never had a full tank of gas
URA Redneck if: Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
URA Redneck if: Your considered an expert on worm beds.
URA Redneck if: Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
URA Redneck if: Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
URA Redneck if: Your father made your personalized license plates.
URA Redneck if: Your kid takes a siphon hose to "Show & Tell"
URA Redneck if: Your kids are described as "dumb as a brick"
URA Redneck if: Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
URA Redneck if: Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch
URA Redneck if: Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas l
URA Redneck if: Your pocket knife's been refered to as "Exhibit A"
URA Redneck if: Your primary source of income is the pawn shop
URA Redneck if: Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
URA Redneck if: Your sister subscribes to "Soldier of Fortune magazine!
URA Redneck if: Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
URA Redneck if: Your wife ever burned out an electric razor
URA Redneck if: Your wife has ever said, Come move this transmission so.
URA Redneck if: Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse
URA Redneck if: Your wife's best shoes have steel toes
URA Redneck if: Your wife's hairdo has been ruined by the ceiling fan.
URA Redneck if: Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest
URA Redneck if: all of your four-letter word are two syllables.
URA Redneck if: everyone in your family is an Elvis impersonator.
URA Redneck if: the dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
URA Redneck if: the main course at potluck dinners is road kill.
URA Redneck if: the primary color of your car is bondo.
URA Redneck if: there's a picture of Johnny Cash over the fireplace.
URA Redneck if: you call the boss "dude."
URA Redneck if: you can guzzle Ever Clear!
URA Redneck if: you consider a six pack of beer and a bug zapper
URA Redneck if: you consider the fifth grade you senior year.
URA Redneck if: you ever lost a tooth opening a beer bott
URA Redneck if: you get Odor-Eaters as a christmas present.
URA Redneck if: you get an estimate from the barber to cut your hair.
URA Redneck if: you have a gunrack on your bicycle!
URA Redneck if: you have a hefty bag instead of a passenger window.
URA Redneck if: you have a home that is mobile and five cars that aint
URA Redneck if: you have a rag for a gas cap.
URA Redneck if: you have any relatives named Elmer or Jed.
URA Redneck if: you have ever bar-b-qued Spam on the grill.
URA Redneck if: you have ever used lard in bed.
URA Redneck if: you have one last dip and you keep it for 3 days.
URA Redneck if: you have sunglasses that are mirrored on the inside.
URA Redneck if: you know how many bales of hay fit in your car.
URA Redneck if: you laugh at racist jokes.
URA Redneck if: you mow the front yard and find a car.
URA Redneck if: you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
URA Redneck if: you own a belt buckle that weighs more than 3 pounds.
URA Redneck if: you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
URA Redneck if: you own more than 3 shirts with cut off sleeves.
URA Redneck if: you show your beltbuckle for an ID.
URA Redneck if: you still have an 8-track tape player in your car.
URA Redneck if: you think BMW are the call letters for a radio station.
URA Redneck if: you think suspenders are a type of shirt.
URA Redneck if: you want the national anthem to be "Free Bird."
URA Redneck if: you're entertained by a 6 pack and a bug zapper.
URA Redneck if: you've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley
URA Redneck if: you've ever been too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck if: you've ever rolled your riding lawn mower.
URA Redneck if: you've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.
URA Redneck if: you've spray-painted your girl's name on an overpass.
URA Redneck if: your all-time favorite movie is Cannonball Run.
URA Redneck if: your appearance got you fired from a construction job.
URA Redneck if: your best suit is a Budweiser cap & an orange vest.
URA Redneck if: your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
URA Redneck if: your dad and you to are in the same grade.
URA Redneck if: your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
URA Redneck if: your family tree is a straight line.
URA Redneck if: your father made your personalized licence plate.
URA Redneck if: your first grandchild is born on your 26th birthday.
URA Redneck if: your funeral has more pickup trucks than cars.
URA Redneck if: your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
URA Redneck if: your idea of safe sex is a padded headboard.
URA Redneck if: your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
URA Redneck if: your next family reunion is a chance to meet girls.
URA Redneck if: your other truck is made by John Deere.
URA Redneck if: your truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
URA Redneck if: your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
URA Redneck if: your wife would rather fish off a bridge than shop.
URA Redneck if:Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
URA Redneck ifAll of your four-letter words are two syllables
URA Redneck when you ask, "Aunt Mama, is dinner ready?"
URA Redneck you you can drink tobacco spit!
URA Redneck, Because I Said So!
URA Redneck, if you ever shoot a deer out of your window
URA Redneck, if your wife is the fastest skinning deer
URA Redneck: "It's been a long time since we ate store-bought meat."
URA Redneck: If you go to family reunions to meet women!!
URA SysOp if U shopped for the wife's birthday present at Best Buy
URA SysOp if a woman finding a hidden directory turns you on
URA SysOp if after making love you go to reboot your computer
URA SysOp if bring your date home to show her your computer
URA SysOp if have a romantic dinner by the soft monitor light
URA SysOp if sit around trying to think up URA SysOp Taglines
URA SysOp if swapping mother boards is your weekend entertainment
URA SysOp if tell people, "your other computer is a Pentium."
URA SysOp if you LAN your computer to the toaster
URA SysOp if you actually understand DMA & interrupt conflicts
URA SysOp if you ask your girlfriend if it's ok to post her GIF
URA SysOp if you call in sick to work to stay home and fix your BBS
URA SysOp if you call your computer HAL and it answeres back
URA SysOp if you can't afford a new car, but yet have 3 phone lines
URA SysOp if you drink and drive on the information super highway.
URA SysOp if you e-mail your family cards on holidays
URA SysOp if you ever borrowed from a 401k plan to pay a phone bill
URA SysOp if you have 4 computers and none of them have a mouse
URA SysOp if you have more CD-ROMs than you do sense
URA SysOp if you have velvet painting of Bill Gates on your wall.
URA SysOp if you lay awake at night and dream of getting more RAM
URA SysOp if you never had a fight w/the wife...not about computers
URA SysOp if you plan your vacation for the town with the best BBSs
URA SysOp if you remember having a computer with 4k of RAM in it
URA SysOp if you remember storing programs on a audio cassette tape
URA SysOp if you spent your bill money on a new 28.8 modem
URA SysOp if you still like to see the DOS prompt
URA SysOp if you tell your callers the problem is on their end
URA SysOp if you think the FBI has your BBS under surveillance
URA SysOp if you voted Wildcat! BBS the years best BBS program
URA SysOp if you watched Alien to figure out Mother's clock speed
URA SysOp if your computer cost more than your house
URA SysOp if your credit card company cuts up your cards for you
URA SysOp if your favorite movies are Sneakers and War Games
URA SysOp if your holding a floppy disk in your wedding pictures
URA SysOp if your kids go hungry because you bought Windows 95
URA SysOp if your mowing your yard and find your old 386
URA SysOp only when you do FIDO FTS style net-mail &lt;g&gt;
URA SysOp only when you know how to setup Front Door
URA SysOp when foreplay involves sending a message
URA SysOp when the phone company asks you to become a partner
URA SysOp when your computer is at the top of your will
URA Sysop if you have velvet painting of Bill Gates on your wall.
URA TEXAN if your funeral has more pickup trucks than cars.
URA TEXAN if your idea of Civil Rights is a Kinky Freed Man. ;*]
URA Trekkie...If your idea of roughing it is a broken replicator
URA True Northerner if any of your hobbies require dogs and a sled.
URA True Northerner if people ask to hunt in your back yard.
URA True Northerner if sittin on yer deck shootin ravens is fun.
URA True Northerner if you and your wife have matching 4X4s.
URA True Northerner if you don't need a clean shirt to go to work.
URA True Northerner if you have a `dress' parka.
URA True Northerner if you have ever BBQ'd in a blizzard.
URA True Northerner if you have ever been in a custody fight over a Skidoo.
URA True Northerner if you own a homemade fur coat.
URA True Northerner if you've ever given leg-hold traps as a gift.
URA True Northerner if you've ever had a custody fight over a Skidoo.
URA True Northerner if you've ever shot dinner from inside your house.
URA True Northerner if your deep freezer is the back porch.
URA a Clinton if you think Deliverance was a love story
URA a Redneck if you consider hub caps a home improvement!
URA a redneck if you post "URA Redneck" taglines in this Echo
URA a redneck if your jacuzzi is gas powered.
URA an Aussie Redneck if URA Queensland cop
URA an Aussie Redneck if URA Queensland cop
URA an Aussie Redneck if your name is John Elliot
URA cat lover if U dont consider an outfit complete without cat hair
URA cat lover if going to the bathroom is using the litterbox
URA cat lover if you consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber
URA redneck If U have more than 3 cap trees.
URA redneck If U wear a baseball cap in church.
URA redneck If Ur children call you "Uncle Daddy"
URA redneck If Ur mother ever told a state trooper to kiss her ass.
URA redneck if "SAY NO TO CRACK" reminds you to pull your pants up
URA redneck if The Nutcracker is something you do off the high dive.
URA redneck if Try-ya some of them Horse Ovaries. directions to your
URA redneck if U take your dog for a walk & U both use the same tree
URA redneck if a starship is a mallot.
URA redneck if a waiter asks for a wine choice and you say Budweiser, 95
URA redneck if all your relatives have the same last name.
URA redneck if house include Turn off the paved road. Jack Daniel's
URA redneck if makes your list of most admired people. you come back
URA redneck if taking out the trash is taking your in-laws to a movie.
URA redneck if taught your dog to retrieve beers from the fridge.
URA redneck if you Mason jars filled with stuff the FBI can't ID.
URA redneck if you entertain your friends with tapes of bowling.
URA redneck if you from the dump with more then you took. give away
URA redneck if you go to family reunions to pick up chicks.
URA redneck if you have more than 3 cap trees.
URA redneck if you know how many bales of hay fit in your car.
URA redneck if you more free puppies than the Humane Society. have
URA redneck if you taught your dog to retrieve beers.
URA redneck if you think "Deliverence" was a love story.
URA redneck if you turn your cap backwards before you sit down to eat.
URA redneck if you wear a baseball cap in church.
URA redneck if your children call you "Uncle Daddy"
URA redneck if your dad and you are both in the third grade.
URA redneck if your mother ever told a state trooper to kiss her ass.
URA redneck if your mother ever told a state trooper to kiss her ass.
URA redneck if your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
URA redneck if your yard has ever been mistaken for a landfill
URA redneck if your your mat says, 'You'd better have a search
URA redneck if: Fewer than half the cars in your yard actually run.
URA redneck pagan if achy breaky heart is a ritual chant.
URAT, = YOU ARE A TREKKIE!
URAT, a dead one, if you can't fool the Borg with your Picard Maneuver.
URAT, if The Picard Manuever (shirt tug) is a family trait.
URAT, if you *itch* from having Tribbles around.
URAT, if you actually OWN a batleH.
URAT, if you argue with your physics prof about variable warp dynamics.
URAT, if you breed Tribbles for a living.
URAT, if you call a condemned house Decommissioned.
URAT, if you call your boss The Great Bird of the Galaxy.
URAT, if you call your diary The Captain's Log.
URAT, if you call your general practicioner Bones.
URAT, if you call your living room The Bridge.
URAT, if you call your new Pontiac the USS Picard.
URAT, if you call your spouse Number One.
URAT, if you can perform the Picard Maneuver in a minivan.
URAT, if you can perform the Picard Maneuver on a mountain bike.
URAT, if you can perform the Picard Manuever in a minivan.
URAT, if you can't understand why all lights aren't voice-activated.
URAT, if you care about the meaning of URAT.
URAT, if you edit You Might Be (or, YOU ARE A) TREKKIE lists.
URAT, if you follow, and quote, the Rules of Acquisition in business.
URAT, if you graduated from the William Shatner School of Acting.
URAT, if you have a Ph.D in Klingonaase.
URAT, if you have a Ship's Commissioning Plaque on your wall.
URAT, if you have a mechanic named LaForge.
URAT, if you have a shrine in your house to W. Shatner.
URAT, if you have gold-colored contacts.
URAT, if you know the atomic formula for dilithium.
URAT, if you know the recipe for quadrotriticale soup.
URAT, if you know what URAT means
URAT, if you know what URAT means. &lt;g&gt;
URAT, if you live at 1701 Kirk St. (no Apt. A, B, C, D!)
URAT, if you mapped the OLX F7 key to TNG List of Lists.
URAT, if you perform sensor sweeps with your satelite dish.
URAT, if you play poker with dead scientists.
URAT, if you refer to your private office as The Ready Room.
URAT, if you say Come when the doorbell rings.
URAT, if you say Deck 6 to elevators and wonder why nothing happens.
URAT, if you say On Screen to turn your TV on.
URAT, if you say Report to your kids when they get home.
URAT, if you say Tea. Earl Gray. Hot! to your microwave oven.
URAT, if you scream *AARRGGHH* during the night, and you're not asleep!
URAT, if you scream Herbert! at people you don't like.
URAT, if you serve Romulan Ale at family dinners.
URAT, if you sit around thinking up new URAT taglines.
URAT, if you spend your days in the ST conference.
URAT, if you take sonic showers.
URAT, if you tap your chest when the phone rings.
URAT, if you think Spock is a modern philosopher.
URAT, if you think a hair clip gives you full EM spectrum vision.
URAT, if you think the gov't is being taken over by bluegills.
URAT, if you travel back in time to save endangered species.
URAT, if you treat your watch like a Tricorder.
URAT, if you vacation on Risa
URAT, if you vacation on Risa. (URAT = URA Trekkie)
URAT, if you wake up at 6AM to read RIME Star Trek mail.
URAT, if you walk into bars and order SynthAle.
URAT, if you watch a rerun of Star Trek on a first date.
URAT, if you won't wear red for safety reasons.
URAT, if you're experiencing pon farr.
URAT, if you've ever gotten stuck in an endless temporal loop.
URAT, if you've ever tried to exchange dollars for latinum.
URAT, if you've ever tried to sleep in a bucket, and succeeded.
URAT, if you've memorized the entire Federation Charter.
URAT, if you've succeeded in building a transporter.
URAT, if your PC has an isolinear chip reader.
URAT, if your Pet Rock is a Horta.
URAT, if your calender consists of Stardates.
URAT, if your can put your doctor on mute.
URAT, if your car responds to Warp 1. Engage!
URAT, if your cat eats Feline Supplement 327.
URAT, if your idea of roughing it is a broken replicator.
URAT, if your kids go to Starfleet Academy.
URAT, if your laptop computer is a PADD.
URAT, if your license plate is NCC1701.
URAT, if your office is decorated in ST.
URAT, if your only kitchen appliance is a replicator.
URB: Update, Resume and Branch
URGENCY: Panic
URINAL: The one place where all men are peers
URINATE: Said to a woman who is not quite a "ten".
URINATE: Someone pretty. Almost a TEN
URINE: opposite of "you're out"
URL: More taglines: http://www.webcom.com/duane/comtags.html
URNU if you can't read this tagline.
UROLOGISTS do it in a bottle.
URSE I'm calm! I've never been so calm in my LIFE!!
US ARMY: Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet.
US Congress - A Harrowing Pathological Portrait.
US Congress: taxation and regulation without hesitation
US Contress - A Harrowing Pathological Portrait
US Government regulations on the sale of cabbage = 26,911 words
US Mail : The Government's version of POSTLINK.
US Media intelligence - oxymoron of the 90's!
US Military: They fight to defend YOUR right of dissent.
US Military: fighting for G. TRUDEAU's right to dissent!
US Military: They fight to defend YOUR right of dissent.
US Military: fighting for G.TRUDEAU's right to dissent!
US Mint workers on strike - they want to make less money.
US Patent #5,245,319 is mine. All mine. Mine, Mine, Mine. Ah Hahahahahaha
US ROBOTICS SPORTSTER 28,800 BPS. Comes With Radar Detector.
US Robotics - The Intelligent Choice in Data Communications.
US non sequitur society--we don't make sense, but we sure like pizza.
US starts air-strikes in Bosina, rest of Europe build bomb shelters.
US-AIR UnSafe and In the Red.
USA - at times is seems to be a subsidiary of Japan, Inc.
USA TODAY: Anti-gun bias over journalistic integrity
USA Today = McNewspaper
USA Today: For people who find TV news too complex.
USA host of the 1994 WORLD CUP
USA ut ur Amerika!
USA, we Georgians apologize for Nasty Newt
USA... the only place people are killing themselves to get IN!
USA..."That's computer carpal, Dude!" - USSR..."Das komputer karpal,
USA: lazy and illiterate, but we build a damn good bomb.
USABC is an AMERICAN channel, not a British channel, an American one.
USAF spokesman: "We DO NOT use the "A" word around here!"
USAF spokesman: "We DO NOT use the "A" word around here!"
USAF: Unusually Stupid Aerial Fools.
USAF: Uncle Sam's Airborne F*ckheads.
USAF: Unusually Stupid Aerial Fools.
USAir -(U)nderwater (S)eating (A)vailable (I)n (R)ear.
USC won the R@SE Bowl - 1/1/96 !
USC &gt; UCLA ... Flush twice - It's a long way to Westwood.
USC (Univ. of Southern Calif.): University of Spoiled Children
USC Title 10, Sec. 311 -I AM the Militia!
USDA Grade Newt Certification: Guaranteed no brain matter included
USDA inspects chickens, Who will inspect us Citizens?
USE MORE HONEY! Find out what she knows!
USE YOUR BRAIN It's the little things in life that count.
USELESS INVENTION: Checkered paint.
USELESS INVENTION: Condoms for misogynists.
USELESS INVENTION: Felt Jumper cables.
USELESS INVENTION: Fireproof cigarettes.
USELESS INVENTION: Fireproof matches.
USELESS INVENTION: Flashbulb tester.
USELESS INVENTION: Fur sink.
USELESS INVENTION: Luminous sun-dial, for use at night.
USELESS INVENTION: Mesh raincoat.
USELESS INVENTION: Money with negative face value.
USELESS INVENTION: Muffler Bearings.
USELESS INVENTION: Non-intrusive alarm clock (Quietly raises a flag)
USELESS INVENTION: Paper mache step ladder.
USELESS INVENTION: Particle board tent stakes.
USENET FREAKS do it with hard drives.
USENET NEWS FREAKS do it with many groups at once.
USER ERROR! Brain not present!
USER ERROR! REPLACE USER AND TRY AGAIN!
USER ERROR: Replace user and press any key to continue.
USER ERROR: Replace user and select OK to continue.
USER ERROR: Strike user to continue
USER ERROR: Please replace user and hit enter to continue
USER ERROR: Replace and strike any key when ready
USER ERROR: Replace and strike any key when ready. &lt;g&gt;
USER ERROR: Replace user and press any key to continue.
USER ERROR: Replace user and strike any key when ready
USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue.
USER n. A programmer who believes anything you tell him
USER, n.: The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot." --
USER: A technical term used by SysOps. (also see IDIOT)
USER: (yoo'-zer) n. - See IDIOT.
USER: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.
USER: Technical term used by computer pro's. See Idiot.
USER: the word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot"
USES DOS,CRT,MOUSE,RAM,C:,PRN,VGA,EGA,ELECTRICITY
USHERS do it in the dark
USHERS show you the way.
USMC At any time, at any place, our snipers can drop you
USMC Uncle Sam's Misguided Children
USMC: Peace is our profession, mass murder's just a hobby
USMC: Uncle Sam's Marching Circus.
USO : the Uninhibited Sisters of Other guys - Charlene
USR Courier HST - Betamax on a serial port
USR Field Trial Japan Supernode/IFDC Asian Supersite
USR rocks, hayes has had it's time.
USR's V.34 Sportster - The World's Most Returned Modem.
USR's new Betazoid modem: It downloads the files it senses you want.
USR... yo(U)'re (S)uperior (R)eally????
USRobotics FileGate UK SuperHub @ V34+
USRobotics...The Intelligent Choice in data communications!
USRyo(U)'re (S)uperior (R)eally????
USS United Space Ship
USS - (U)nited (S)tar(S)hip
USS - (U)nited (S)ystems (S)hip
USS - (U)nited Federation of Planets (S)tar Fleet Division (S)tarship
USS @TOLAST@, drop your shields and prepare to be boarded
USS Alacrity NCC-1881
USS Apollo NCC-13: "Starfleet, we have a problem up here."
USS Challenger, 28 January 1986 - We remember
USS Enterprise 1701-D -- A Special Lady to the End.
USS Enterprise Bumper sticker � HONK if you've slept with CDR Riker!
USS Enterprise Bumper sticker � Have you hugged a Ferengi today?
USS Enterprise Bumper sticker � Trigger happy Klingon at tactical
USS Enterprise Bumper sticker � We brake for cubes!
USS Enterprise Bumper sticker � Wesley On Board!
USS Enterprise Bumper sticker � Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!
USS Enterprise: Boldly going forward 'cause we can't reverse!
USS Excelsior - "No matter where you go, there you are"
USS FUDD: on the wookout for wascally Womulans!
USS John Rodgers (DD-983): Sea Pig Triumphant
USS Justice - "We're the Justice, and you're not." *
USS MORNingstar docking at Deep Space Nine... call Daniel at once!
USS Mr. Bill: To boldly tax where I promised to never tax before Nov. 3.
USS Murray to Rio Grande, docking clearance granted.
USS Pentium registry number: NCC-1952.1957829837598273
USS Priebe, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!
USS Sutherland - "There will be an answer, let it be"
USS Titanic: To boldly HIT what no one has HIT before
USS TowTrucker .. Bolding towing where no man has towed before
USS Voyager travelled 70,000 LYs, and all I got was this T-shirt!
USS YATI: Boldly going where it has never been again.
USS YATI: Boldly going where no inconsistency has gone before
USS YATI: Consistently seeking inconsistencies
USS YATI: Terraforming Tomorrow's Taglines
USSR, union made, and it still fell apart!
USURERS do it with high interests
UTC Under The Counter
UTD: Unravel Tape into Drive
UTF: Unwind Tape onto Floor
UTF: Use The Force
UTT Under The Table
UUBR: Use Undefined Base Register
UUUlllph!!! I'm having chest pains! Musta been that chili dog.
UUhhh, no thanks. That won't be neccessary. -- Butthead
UUhhhhhh, OK. -- Butthead
UV-degradable and biodegradable are different things.
UWANT12: You want one too?
UWANT12: You want one too?
UWM Theater Training Dead For '88
UWSA - United We're Still Addle-brained
UYiNXpekCRMss
UZI- The ultimate drag and drop interface.
UZI- The ultimate drag and drop interface.
Ubi gada dok je mali
Ubi non accusator, ibi non judex
Ubice ga Bili k'o zeca!
Ucan pretend2Bserious;Ucant pretend2Bwitty--Sacha Guitry
Ucant do a kindness2soon,U never know how soon it will be2late-R Waldo Emerson
Ucinilo mi se da sam video TAG,ma stvarno sam ga video!
Udall's Fourth Law: Any change or reform you make is going to have consequences you don't like
Udder Failure: Cow that doesn't give milk.
Uff da is losing your wad of gum in the chicken yard
Uga uga! And that rhymes with 58! -Jounster
Ugggh, he's giving himself a tongue bath - Tom
Uggh, we need lighter heroes - Mike
Ugh! And I thought they smelled bad......on the outside! - Han
Ugh! He's giving himself a tongue bath! -- Tom Servo
Ugh! Ahh! Hoo hoo a bugga bugga ha! Haha! - Dr. Forrester
Ugh! He's giving himself a tongue bath! - Tom Servo
Ugh! Plane poop! The worst kind! - Tom on bombers
Ugh! Tastes like catnip - Crow as guy w/girl's cigarette
Ugh, Dorito breath - Crow on wind demon
Ugh, get rid of that rotting flesh... NO CARRION
Ugh, that's going to leave a mark!
Ugh, were you saving a specimen? - Tom as guy drinks
Ugh. Computer listen. Woman no listen. Me like computer.
Ugh. That's going to leave a sour taste in my mouth... - MR
Uglier than a mud-fence after a rain storm.
Ugliness - The only form of Catholic contraception
Ugliness is not a valid handicap... Don't park here!
Ugly Janitors of America
Ugly People do it with anyone they can.
Ugly as a warthog and half as smart.
Ugly but True: The most rampant and militant sexists today are women.
Ugly fellas get the girl!
Ugly giant bags of mostly water. -- Lifeforce in Home Soil
Ugly girls are no-belle prize winners!
Ugly truth is always better than beautiful illusions
Ugly: Cosmetically different
Ugly: when you play in the sand box, the cat covers you up.
Ugly? No, he has severe appearance deficit problems.
Ugly? Well... don't take her near a fire hydrant.
Ugshot: The picture on your driver's license.
Uh -oh.. the Cat's out of the bag.. I told you to use a twist -tie!
Uh Doctor...The Heartbeat done died!
Uh Huh, Yo mama. - Another historic quote found in *POLITICS*
Uh I see..an extreme closeup of..Vanessa Redgrave's private parts.Chef
Uh Mike, that's not cheese!
Uh Oh..! My computer's caught Windows!.
Uh Toto? What'd you put in the coffee this morning?
Uh excuse me, ...But How can I upgrade to EDLIN for Windows95?
Uh hmmm.. consider that cat neutered.
Uh huh huh huh, she said 'linguist'. Huh huh huh
Uh huh huh...he said `butt'... - De-evolved Earthworm Jim
Uh huh. Want some coffee?
Uh huh......"nu -k $USER".. no problem....sure thing
Uh oh - that was close
Uh oh -- your file is UNZIPped!
Uh oh guys, the Splunkies are about to hit the fan.--Tom Servo
Uh oh message coming in &lt;zoom&gt; There it is -Tom on speech
Uh oh! Here comes the Bad Year blimp!
Uh oh! I think we woke it up!
Uh oh! It's the stinky guy! -- Joel Robinson
Uh oh! Joel's slipping into his puppet routine! -- Tom Servo
Uh oh! The movie has a Surgeon General's warning! -- Crow
Uh oh! Gopher hole.
Uh oh! Hit a worm hole - Mike at jumpy film edit
Uh oh! It's the stinky guy! - Joel on grubby biker
Uh oh! The movie has a Surgeon General's warning - Crow
Uh oh! Too slow, chicken merango! Too slow for this cat. - The Cat
Uh oh, I think I dialed the wrong planet!
Uh oh, I'm turning normal. Musta forgot to pay the eccentric bill.
Uh oh, gramp's carving pumpkins! - Crow
Uh oh, is _that_ how sysops think of us?
Uh oh, my heart just stopped.......ah there it goes. -Barney Gumble
Uh oh, the Borg are coming! Quick, try and look useless!
Uh oh, watch out Everyone! He's startin' in with the Lawyers!
Uh oh. Your zip file is open!
Uh oh. She's getting squishy! - Tom
Uh oh. Sounds like it's going to be an epic.
Uh oh. Your zip file is open!
Uh oh... here come the no-goodniks! -- Crow T. Robot
Uh oh... sounds like its going to be an epic. -- Joel Robinson
Uh oh...I smell a song... - Crow
Uh oh.extreme close up on Mr. Nable!!! - Stay Tuned
Uh ohI think the warranty must have just expired
Uh ohextreme close up on Mr. Nable!
Uh ohh, that is going to smart... - Evil the Cat
Uh ohmy metabolic clock ran down.
Uh ohmy metabolic clock stopped.
Uh ohthe Chigs just shot Old Yeller!
Uh yeer ugh-o eye kudent spel pro-grammar; now eye R 1.
Uh! That's going to leave a mark
Uh! Uh! Uh! Panic! - Tom as crowd runs from danger
Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?
Uh, Beavis does things by himself
Uh, Captain? Kim
Uh, Hammer Who'd WANT to touch that?
Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!
Uh, Houston, we got a problem--@TOFIRST@'s makin' moves on the babe
Uh, Houston, we got a problem--Orville's makin' moves on the babe.
Uh, Houston? We have a problem here
Uh, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
Uh, I brought the bitch - Tom
Uh, I have? I really don't think I'm authorized to sign that... -EWJim
Uh, I ran out of bright and witty taglines!
Uh, I wanna order a pizza to go, and no anchovies.
Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap!
Uh, Jim, when's the last time you had the suit cleaned? - Peter Puppy
Uh, Jim, you just told them you're the King of Sponge. - Peter Puppy
Uh, MC, who'd WANNA touch that?
Uh, Mr. Ducky has definitely gone quackers. -- Babs Bunny
Uh, Ms. Moderator... Which final warning is this?
Uh, Oh!!! So.....that means that you're HOW OLD now???!!
Uh, THE Dead? Can you turn your radio down? - Tom
Uh, Woman's Secret Fantasy, please - Joel as guy on phone
Uh, about your voice? - Mike on guy's hokey speech
Uh, bristle, I guess - Tom, dressed as a cactus
Uh, could you pick your butt with your nose? huh huh huh
Uh, could you repeat the part after "now pay close attention?"
Uh, cue the horses!? Corman!
Uh, dad? Remember our car? - Calvin
Uh, forget the rope Luke... I thank he's already dead.
Uh, honey, I think the flamethrower gift was a mistake
Uh, honey, I'm ready again.
Uh, huh huh huh huh huh... heh heh heh!
Uh, huh!
Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely!
Uh, is this the right room for an argument? --Monty Python
Uh, like peace, man - Tom as cheesy hippy character
Uh, multiple partner elusions? -- Mike Nelson
Uh, no, I'm a mocker.
Uh, not right now
Uh, oh ... Your Zip file is open.
Uh, oh! That was my 1st warning!
Uh, oh! Romulans! - Mike on tough looking girls
Uh, oh,
Uh, oh, looks like time to upgrade already
Uh, oh. Now you went and toggled a War Story:
Uh, say, Crow? Could you please kill me? - Tom
Uh, since that's not really aimed at me, could I like, go?
Uh, take your hand off my leg, sir - Crow as guy
Uh, that's, like, "Beavis", or something. ;)
Uh, thats Evolution, right? -- Kaneda
Uh, the Moderator says I'm s'pose to bonk you with this Tagline.
Uh, the lemur did a little number on your shirt - Crow
Uh, things you say to a bishop? - Tom
Uh, uh, ahhh! None of that. - Keiko
Uh, we already saw this. So can we be excused? -- Mike Nelson
Uh, where's the message text?
Uh, yeah boss, but how do we get down? -- Goblin Balloon Brigade
Uh, yeah boss, but how do we get out? - Goblin Digging Team
Uh, yeah, I suck blood all the time. Look, I gotta straw right here, pal, you want a demonstration? - The Tick
Uh, yeah, we require ten assistants... Preferably Swedish!
Uh, yeah. I suck blood all the time. -The Tick
Uh, yeah... I MEANT to do that!
Uh, yes Alex, I'll take famous skirts for $1000.
Uh, yes...it's got fins
Uh, you mean these panties go for 20,000,000? -Linna
Uh, you'd be the Momma Gator, am I right? - Earthworm Jim
Uh-Oh Toto, this isn't OZ or Kansas ! It's...........EARTH !!
Uh-Oh Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore!
Uh-Oh! My birth Certificate has an expiration date
Uh-Oh, I'm leaking brain lubricant - Calvin
Uh-Oh. Its the Bad Year Blimp! - Lonestar
Uh-Oh... This is gonna hurt. -Cole Trickle
Uh-huh, and that's why you should shut up. &lt;bg&gt; - Anna Steven
Uh-huh-huh-uh Shut up Beavis, Bill Warren is COOL!
Uh-huh-huh-uh Shut up Beavis, Scott Foster is COOL!
Uh-huh. And where did YOU find this?
Uh-oh -- I think I've been Cooked off the Kicking echo
Uh-oh -- WHY am I suddenly thinking of a VENERABLE religious leader frolicking on a FORT LAUDERDALE weekend?
Uh-oh! This isn't good. I've seen good before, and this isn't it.
Uh-oh! Tiny Lifton Jr. just parked in Tom Arnold's spot!
Uh-oh! They got the truck wet, the're already over budget -- Crow
Uh-oh!! Barbie is having a nervous breakdown!!
Uh-oh!! I forgot to submit to COMPULSORY URINALYSIS!
Uh-oh!! I'm having TOO MUCH FUN!!
Uh-oh, Butt-head.. I feel a seizure coming on
Uh-oh, more ping-pongs!
Uh-oh, my heart just stopped......ah, there it goes. -Barney Gumble
Uh-oh, now what? MAGILLA WHAT'RE YA DOIN'?! -- Mr. Peebles
Uh-oh, this is gonna hurt!
Uh-oh. Definitely uh-oh. - Runt
Uh-oh. Eggy Broke. - Little Bird, Animaniacs
Uh-oh. This isn't good. I've seen good before, and this isn't it.
Uh-oh. Wait a minute. What's this? This sucks! - Butt-Head
Uh-oh. Definitely uh-oh. - Runt
Uh-oh. The guys from Price Waterhouse are talking to Pete Rose
Uh-oh. This isn't good. I've seen good B4 & this isn't it
Uh-oh. This isn't good. I've seen good before, and this isn't it.
Uh-oh... I broke him. -- Crow T. Robot
Uh-oh... approaching Moderator... "Flame Off!"
Uh-oh... trouble in River City. -- Al Calavicci
Uh-oh? What means "uh-oh?"
Uh-ohWrong turn.See what happens when you Speed?!
Uh-ohh, time to re-read "The Handmaid's Tale"
Uh-uh! The program ain't over 'til the FAT table sings!
Uh. Bite me! - Frank MSTifies movie
Uh. Uh. What a dickweed - Dr. F MSTifies movie
Uh.. that was fully intentional. Really!
Uh.. that was fully intentional. Really! :) - Dire Wolf
Uh... Is this thing on?
Uh... huh huh here's like one we just wrote.... -Butt-head
Uh... &lt;tap&gt; &lt;tap&gt; &lt;tap&gt; Is this thing on?
Uh... Is FIRE supposed to shoot out of it like that?
Uh... Sam... You just told him to fly away. -- Al Calavicci
Uh... `Things You Say To A Bishop'? -- Tom Servo
Uh... say, Crow? Could you please kill me? -- Tom Servo
Uh... that was pretty cool.. now what? - Butt-Head
Uh... those *are* sheep aren't they?
Uh... why has our torch flame turn blue.
Uh.....Is this enough info?
Uh....Eh....is this what taglines are all about?
Uh...@TOFIRST@, could you pick your butt with your nose? huh huh huh
Uh...Corn-Job? That must be you, Joel - Crow
Uh...Orville, could you pick your butt with your nose? huh huh huh.
Uh...excuse me...but your message made my spell checker barf!
Uh...he's my Number One Dad!--Picard
Uh..nice shoes, uh, two feet..yeah.. - Nelson
Uh..ok!
UhIs FIRE supposed to shoot out of it like that?
Uhexcuse mebut your message made my spell checker barf!
UhgMWyICXGX
Uhh! Who is it? Who's there? It's only me, Janet
Uhh! Who is it? Who's there? It's only me, Janet
Uhh, 4500 megs, 18 megahertz, yeah, thats it
Uhh, I HOPE these are women, I'm getting a stiff one! -Butt Head
Uhh, are they made from real Girl Scouts?
Uhh, are you like gonna die soon? Yeah, can we be in your will?
Uhh, that isn't chocolate, Beavis.
Uhh, that isn't chocolate, Beavis. - Butt-Head
Uhh, the Borg assimilated my mail packet! Yeah! That's it!
Uhh.. DM, we just found 20 bottles of potion of healing..is this a sign?
Uhh.. DM, we just found 20 potions of healing... is this a sign?
Uhh.. We just found 20 bottles of potion of healing..is this a sign?
Uhh.. we're like closed or something-Butthead
Uhh...we're closed or something. Go away
Uhh..My dog ate the manual
Uhhh - Can I run Windows with my Joystick?
Uhhh, I'm sorry, was that your hard drive ??
Uhhh, do you use that language at home? - Butt-Head
Uhhh, ever seen a one eared elephant? - Crow as speaker
Uhhh, sorry for butting in
Uhhh, we think you're like...cool. Huh-huh.... --Beavis and Butthead.
Uhhh, yes Counsellor Troi, I was just admiring your ummmm, Com-badge
Uhhh... Is this supposed to smoke when you mix it?
Uhhh... O'brien, when I said to replicate Tea, I meant the drink
Uhhh... Yes I does!
Uhhhh, Mr. Ducky has definitely gone quackers. - Babs
Uhhhh... no brain. -- Pinky
Uhhhhh, I have a lot of work to do. - Odo
Uhhhhh.... It was like a UFO, or something
Uhhhhhh, No. - Butt-Head
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Lurch
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.-Lurch Addams
Uhhhhno brain. -- Pinky
Uhhuh huh here's like one we just wrote.-Butthead
Uhkapelimannit vaikenevat viuluistaan
Uhm, how long have I had my hair this way? - Beverly Howard
Uhmmm...cannot say. Saying one would know, but don't know, so cannot say
Uhmmmmm, I forget what You were going to say?
Uhthat was pretty cool.. now what? -Butthead
Uhthe lemur did a little number on your shirt. -- Crow
Uhura in Klingon: We is condemning food...supplies and things.
Uhura of Borg - "Assimilation frequencies have been established..."
Uhura of Borg: Assimilating frequencies open, Sir.
Uhura on Klingon ship: The thing's gotta have a tailpipe.
Uhura on Klingons: Did you see the way that they ATE?
Uhura, any word from mainframe command?
Uhura, when the communicator beeps
Uhura, you're the only one who can do it. Kirk
Uhwhy has our torch flame turn blue.
Ujutru,kad se probudis,opali zenu-bices prvi toga dana.
Ukazala mi se gospaPai nije neka riba
Ukoliko ne primis ovu poruku,javi se da ti posaljem drugu
Ukoliko niste deo resenja, onda ste sigurno deo problema.
Ukradeni novac se ne vraca - Bob Rock
Ukrania! My sweet Ukrania - Tom sings
Ukrania! Ukrania! - Mike sings
Ukulele strings are made from cat guts
Ulcers are something you get from mountain climbing over molehills
Ulcers show a man has big money: either he's making it or owing it.
Ulfie got what he deserved...Domi didn't
Ultima 8 will be released during the __ quarter of 19__
Ultima IX: The Microsoft - Lord British Alliance
Ultimage Optimist: A sarrusophone player with a beeper
Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything: 42
Ultimate Drug Pusher/Dealer: Crack-addicted mother with fetus-No crime
Ultimate In Hypocrisy - By Im Won Too
Ultimate Jewish dilemma: Free ham!
Ultimate Oxymoron #1: `cash surplus.'
Ultimate Oxymoron #2: `good morning.'
Ultimate Oxymoron -oxymoron.
Ultimate Oxymoron: Progress in Congress
Ultimate Oxymoron: good morning
Ultimate Question Research Team
Ultimate bachelor condiments: liquid lettuce and solid milk.
Ultimate consistency lies in being consistently inconsistent. -- M. Sharma
Ultimate hypochondriac: All the city doctors got "call block."
Ultimate hypochondriac: He even boiled single malt scotch.
Ultimate justification of mankind's existence: Books!
Ultimate memory manager: Windows 95. It manages to use it all
Ultimate movie: "MP's Meaning Of Life Of Brian"
Ultimate office Automation - Networked coffee machines.
Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
Ultimate oxymoron: "Cash Surplus"
Ultimate players DO IT horizontally
Ultimate players do it horizontally.
Ultimate putdown: Your mother is a lawyer.
Ultimate rejection: Your hand falls asleep while wanking.
Ultimate test for Truth: can you joke about it?
Ultimate trust is 2 cannibals having oral sex!
Ultimate worrywart: He panicked when called at work by a headhunter.
Ultimately, all things are known because you want to believe you know. --Zensunni koan
Ultimately, it was science that saved Agent Mulder's life
Ultimately, no amount of study will lead to the truth
Ultimately, no amount of study will lead to the truth. - D.Carradine
Ultimato - The choice of eating veggies or going to bed w
Ultimato - The choice of eating veggies or going to bed without supper
Ultra Vivid Scene!!
Ultra-Conservative: A person who is too Conservative
Ultra-Liberal: Term not used. One can't be too Liberal
UltraBBS II will be worth the wait!
UltraBright `[1;37mFade `[0;37m to bl `[1;30mack... `[0m
Ultralighting isn't a sport, it's a lifestyle
Ultralights...just plane fun!
Ultralights...motorcycles of the air
Ultrasound - A loud noise
Um caruje dok snaga ne posizi
Um caruje, snaga dobro dodje !
Um, Did someone say Jaguar was better than 3DO? HaHAhahAHhaHA!
Um, I'll just be going now, Mr. Dragon, sir
Um, I'll just be going now, Mr. Dragon, sir. - Unknown Kender
Um, Quark, yes, I like him.
Um, do you by any chance happen to have a vomitorium in this house?
Um, is anyone else using this tagline?
Um, l-look, if we build this large wooden badger- - Bedevere
Um, nobody inspects the Spanish Exposition! Duh
Um, the dead don't tread water." Mike, during "Zombie Nightmare."
Um, well, maybe not... Hypothetically speaking, though, if I was Q,
Um, yeah, that Florida Land is real great, buy it!
Um-pah Um-pah stick it in your jum-pah
Um... Funny Tagline!
Um... I guess it's too late to plead insanity, right?
Um...looks like he's stating facts. Lighten up!
UmI guess it's too late to plead insanity, right? - TEC
Uma - Mother of the Dark Season
Uma vida com qualidade
Uma, Mother of the Dark Season.
Uma, Mother of the Dark Season.
Umao-San, Wherefore art thou Umao-San?
Umbilical Cord - Part of a parachute
Umbilical Cord? Nah, that's a Baby Bungee!
Umbrace - Small strap that holds an umbrella in place.
Umbrellactic: The protective sleeve of a compact umbrella.
Umbroglio - Any conflict with an umbrella on a windy day.
Umgf, Orblg Gnarsk - I love you in Orcish.
Umm, Esteemed Moderator... Which final warning is this?
Umm, Mr. Moderator... Which final warning is this?
Umm, a verdict on this pissant, please:
Umm, ham. A little Virginia honey-baked ham! - Crow
Umm, haunting... -- Mike Nelson
Umm-Hmm... And what does *this* do, Mr Woof? 'BLEEP!'
Umm. Bill? Don't look now but your knees are on fire. -- Crow
Umm. Fresh tracks & one of them is limping - Crow
Umm... Can I UN-cast that Fireball? I think it made him mad
Umm... I'll be right back. -- Joel Robinson
Umm... well, I think Freemasonry is great, except I don't have as much confidence in bricks
Umm..... excuse me but you guys are WEIRD!
Umm...your ZIP is open
Ummagumma ummagumma ummagumma. This has been your weird noise alert.
Ummm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Birdseye Monkey - Crow on frozen monkey
Ummm! Trouble with grammar have I, yes. - Yoda
Ummm, Excuse me but I think you dropped your CARRIER.
Ummm, Kitty! - Crow as alien girl to grasshopper
Ummm, Raistlin, have you ever tried Vick's Formula 44D?
Ummm, Trouble with grammar have I! Yes! - Yoda
Ummm, Ummm, good
Ummm, chocolate taglines. Sounds delicious.
Ummm, could I have an interpreter? :-&gt;
Ummm, excuse me but I think you dropped your CARRIER.
Ummm, haunting - Mike on music
Ummm, my mother-in-law died at Khitomerdoes that count?
Ummm. Sweet Old Buzzard = SOB? Close enuff for gov'mint work!
Ummm... calm yourself. &lt;grin&gt; You sound like the Ambas'dor.-Anna S
Ummmm, I don't DO mouth to mouth!
Ummmm... well... er... gee... I uh... ya see... well,
Ummmm...Ummmm...I forgot what I was going to say
Ummmmmm, mmmmmmm, no fever......it be me, it must be me! - Bashir
Umpires do it until they need glasses.
Umro od seksa: Sjebao se niz stepenice.
Umro si u cvetu starosti, pred sam kraj svog zivota !
Umrophobia: fear of not being able to figure out what to be afraid of!
Un monde diffrent ne peut tre construit par des indiffrents
Un Pentium � celui qui m'attrapera un dahu � poil court!
Un Quebec independant dans un Canada unis
Un auteur finit toujours par s'identifier a son h�ros. Voila pourquoi je
Un chasseur sachant chasser chasse sans son chien. (A hunter who knows how to hunt hunts without his dog)
Un clavier KGB n'a pas de touche &lt;ESC&lt;
Un imbcile ne s'ennuie jamais, il se contemple
Un tien vaut miex que deux tu l'auras. (A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.)
Un, deux, trois - cats sank. More biligualism.
Un-NumLock your brain.
Un-natural acts ,which all normal people do
UnBEARable!
UnOfficial Non-MODERATOR
UnZip PANTS.ZIP - now THAT"S a command line!
UnZip, Expand, Explode -- which filthy bugger thought of this?
UnZip, Expand, Explode, Inflate... What pervert came up with this?
UnZip, Expand, Explode... What kind of pervert came up with this?
UnZip, expand, explodeWhat kind of pervert made this?
UnZip...expand...What kind of pervert came up with this?
Unable To Close LEVI.ZIP - Abort, Retry Or Diet?
Unable To Locate Coffee -- Operator Halted
Unable To Locate Conference - Moderator Lost.
Unable To Locate Conference - Sysop.sys Lost.
Unable To Locate Operator - Coffee Halted
Unable t' locate Coffee -- Operato' Halted. Yo' Man!!
Unable to "LEVI.ZIP". (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)iet!
Unable to Locate Coffee, OPERATOR HALTED!
Unable to Locate Tagline.... Message Deleted
Unable to Open Blouse.Zip! (A)bort (R)etry (T)ry Harder!
Unable to ZIP "LEVI.ZIP"; (A)bort (R)etry or (D)iet?
Unable to achieve vertical takeoff... NO HARRIER
Unable to boot computer... Operator panicing
Unable to close BLOUSE.ZIP...replace floppies and retry
Unable to comply. Ensign Kim is not on board. Computer
Unable to create directory. Take offensive action?
Unable to execute CTHULHU.EXE: unspeakable error occurred.
Unable to execute SANITY.COM A)bort, R)etry, G)o for a bheer?
Unable to exit Windows. Try the door? [Y]/N
Unable to find CAPTAIN.CRUNCH. Cancel milk order.
Unable to find COLDBEER.CAN SysOp not loaded!!!
Unable to find JESUS.COM - File not saved
Unable to find coffee, operator halted.
Unable to find glasses! Akborft, Retgy, Faoil?
Unable to find tagline. Format hard disk instead? y/N
Unable to load CLINTON.COM. TRAITOR2.USA resident
Unable to load REALITY.SYS Invalid Parameter: /UTOPIA
Unable to locate $C0FFEE -- illegal address error
Unable to locate . . . anything!
Unable to locate Al Werner -- Big Deal!!!!!
Unable to locate Alcohol .... Operator Halted!
Unable to locate BBQ ribs! - Operator Halted!
Unable to locate BEER -- Initiate BEER_RUN subroutine
Unable to locate BEER.CLD Operator halted
Unable to locate Beer -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Brobeck -- TomCat halted!!!!
Unable to locate COFFEE.CUP -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate COFFEE.MUG -- Search in progress, please wait
Unable to locate COLDBEER.CAN **OPERATOR NOT LOADED**
Unable to locate COLDBEER.CAN. Sysop not loaded!
Unable to locate COLDBEER.MUG - Driver was not loaded
Unable to locate COLDCOKE.CAN **SYSOP NOT LOADED**
Unable to locate Caffeine -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Chocolate -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate CoffZhW Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Coffee - Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Coffee - Sysop Processor Halted!
Unable to locate Coffee -- Genealogy Research Halted!
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operation Halted!
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Processor Halted!
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator relaxes for a change.
Unable to locate Coffee -- SysOp Processor Halted!
Unable to locate Coffee -- World Halted
Unable to locate Coffee -- try tequila!
Unable to locate Coffee -Find the culprit and KILL!
Unable to locate Coffee, Er, Unable to Think%^&*& NO CARRIER
Unable to locate Coffee-Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Coffee...Er...Unable to Think...%^&*( NO CARRIER!
Unable to locate Coke Classic -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Coke(tm)--Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Cola - Operator in caffeine withdrawal
Unable to locate Cola -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Diet Coke - operator halted
Unable to locate Diet Pepsi - Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Dr.Pepper - Operator Halted!
Unable to locate EARLGREY.HOT, Enterprise Halted
Unable to locate EARLGREY.TEA -- Enterprise halted!
Unable to locate God -- Brobeck damned for eternity!
Unable to locate Green Beer St. Paddy's Day cancelled
Unable to locate Jolt Cola. Operater Halted.
Unable to locate MIND.SYS, BRAIN halted
Unable to locate Marlboro Light - Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Mountain Dew - Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Mt.Dew.Com - Programmer halted!
Unable to locate PEPSI.CAN- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate PEPSI.COM - Programmer halted
Unable to locate Pepsi - Operator Halted!
Unable to locate REALITY.SYS - Universe halted!
Unable to locate SLiMeR -- Brobeck halted!!!!
Unable to locate Scott -- Conferences halted!
Unable to locate TEAEARLGREY.HOT -- Enterprise halted!
Unable to locate TEAEARLGREY.HOT -- Enterprise returning to Starbase!
Unable to locate TEAEARLGREY.HOT--PICARD.COM halted!
Unable to locate TEAEARLGREY.HOT. Enterprise halted.
Unable to locate Tea&lt;---- Operator on Holding Pattern!!!
Unable to locate Tea, Earl Grey, Hot - Operator Halted!
Unable to locate \TEA\EARLGREY.HOT -- Enterprise halted!
Unable to locate beer -- Operation Halted!!!
Unable to locate beer -- Party Halted!
Unable to locate chocolate -- Operator Cranky!
Unable to locate coffee &lt;A&gt;bort &lt;Q&gt;uit &lt;P&gt;icnic!
Unable to locate coffee -- Operator Asleep!
Unable to locate coffee--operateor halted.
Unable to locate computer... Too many manuals on desk
Unable to locate humor - Operator Halted!
Unable to locate iced tea - Operator Halted!
Unable to locate junk food -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate oxygen -- Operator Deceased!
Unable to locate pull -- Vanish Halted!
Unable to locate registration -- SLMR halted
Unable to locate rice - Rocky Horror halted
Unable to locate stacvol.dsk -- Life ended.
Unable to locate used coffee grounds, snuff substituted
Unable to locate..... Operator lost.
Unable to open &lt;beer.btl&gt;, program halted
Unable to open CATFOOD.CAN - Eat Logitech mouse instead? (Y/n)?
Unable to open FLY.ZIP. Continue job anyway? Y/n
Unable to open File------ Where is my f.....g Vandergraff generator??
Unable to open JEANS.ZIP continue to TAKELEAK.EXE (y,n)?
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP Continue TAKELEAK.EXE? (n,Y)
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP Continue job? (Y) (n)
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP. (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail???
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP. Continue piss? (Y/N)
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP. Continue running TAKELEAK.EXE? (Y/N)
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP. Run TAKELEAK.EXE anyway Y/N?
Unable to open TROUSER.ZIP Replace Floppy and Try Again.
Unable to open TROUSER.ZIP &lt;A&gt;bort &lt;R&gt;etry &lt;P&gt;iss pants
Unable to open TROUSER.ZIP: Replace floppy and try again!
Unable to open Trouser.zip (a)bort (r)etry (p)ee
Unable to open Windows. Try the door? [Y]/N
Unable to open catfood.can. Eat mouse instead? (Y/n)
Unable to open window. Insufficient memory. Please close other windows.
Unable to park hard disk, all bays full
Unable to read directory: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)uicide?
Unable to read reality. (D)elete, (R)etry, (I)gnore?
Unable to recover COUNTRY.USA Run MILITIA.COM? Y/N
Unable to restore Backup. Want a Drink? (Y)es (N)o (G)et Smashed
Unable to retain Coffee - Back in five minutes.
Unable to retain coffee; back in just a minute
Unable to sleep with the weight of the load - Course of Empire
Unable to spell "autoerotism", @FN@ stroked herself
Unable to spell "autofellatio", @FN@ swallowed his pride
Unable to spell "bestiality", @FN@ petted the puppy
Unable to spell "crucifixion", @FN@ just hung around
Unable to spell "cunnilingus", @FN@ licked her lips
Unable to spell "ejaculation", @FN@ swallowed nervously
Unable to spell "fellatio", @FN@ swallowed her pride
Unable to spell "flaggelation", @FN@ whipped herlf into a frenzy
Unable to spell "fornication", @FN@ screwed off
Unable to spell "kleptomaniac", @FN@ stole away
Unable to spell "masochist", @FN@ pinched herself
Unable to spell "masturbation", @FN@ got a grip on himself
Unable to spell "necrophiliac", @FN@ reached for another cold one
Unable to spell "sadomasochism" @FN@ slapped herself repeatedly
Unable to spell "sodomy", @FN@ bent over
Unable to spell "sodomy", @FN@ made an ass of himself
Unable to spell "submissive", @FN@ knelt
Unable to spell "urination", @FN@ decided to take up water sports
Unable to spell "vegetable", @FN@ clutched the carrot
Unable to spell "vomitus", @FN@ swallowed his pride
Unacknowledged men coexisting with acknowledged women.
Unaclustomed as I am to peeblic spooking
Unanimity can, of course reached by expelling the minority as pseudo-scientists or cranks. -- Imre Lakatos
Unanimity, n. - Complete concealed disagreement
Unanimous is a mouse with a single horn in its forehead.
Unattended children will be boxed and shipped abroad!
Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy.
Unattended children will be given coffee with sugar and a free dog.
Unattended children will be sold as slaves!
Unattended children will be sold as slaves!
Unattended children will be sold as slaves!
Unattended maidens will be ravished
Unauthorised amphibians will be toad away.
Unauthorized Access. Program Termination.
Unauthorized System Access. Sysop Terminated
Unauthorized amphibians will be toad away
Unauthorized damage of regulation book is strictly against regulations
Unauthorized fornication with this equipment is disallowed.
Unauthorized fornication with this equipment is forbidden
Unauthorized posession prohibited by Federation Code A639, Para. 85
Unaware how the ranks have grown.... -Pink Floyd
Unbalanced, I'd say. I have to agree. -- Mike Nelson
Unbalanced, I'd say. I have to agree - Mike on bad movie
Unbalanced: Mode of thought while analyzing dimensionless equations
Unbeknownst to the Wicked Witch, the squirt gun was loaded
Unbelief in one thing springs = blind belief in another.
Unbelievable! Connie Chung actually out-slimed Gingrich!
Unbelievable! We thought you were a goner! - Frohicke to Mulder
Unbelievable... I've leaped into the Addams family. -- Sam
Unbelieveable. Do you recognize those uniforms? - Kirk
Unbiased journalism
Unbiased news reports
Unbiased opinion
Unbiased opinion is an oxymoron
Unbiased opinions are utterly valueless.
Unbiased predisposition
Unborn Women Have Rights Too!
Unbreakable toys are good for breaking other toys.
Unburdened by the rigors of coherent thought.
Uncanny - the way Grandma fixes dinner.
Uncertainty error
Unchain me! - Mike as kid looks through fence
Unchained--nothing stays the same... - Van Halen
Uncle "D"s, Online Service for the Mentally Aroused
Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice - In the leather box
Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice ... in the dark, soft, supple, leather box.
Uncle Cosmo ... why do they call this a word processor
Uncle Dudley's '93 World Tour
Uncle Ed's Rule of Thumb: Never use your thumb for a rule. You'll either hit it with a hammer or get a splinter in it
Uncle Jim's an edgy man who should NOT be riled - Crow
Uncle Jim's outta control! We frag him today! -- Mike Nelson
Uncle Jimbo: Ohho, it's a deer...It's coming right for us!! South Park
Uncle Jimbo: that's dangerous. You're gonna spill your beer
Uncle Owen...this R2 unit has a bad motivator
Uncle Picard, What does "Warp Core Breach" on this display means?
Uncle Quark, dad's just bought a shipload of Gamma Quadrant taglines!
Uncle Rasta's Online Service for the Mentally Aroused
Uncle Sam dips in your pocket, for most things you don't mind.
Uncle Sam needs your money - Clinton already SPENT it!
Uncle Sam wants you. (pause) Bad! (pause) Right now!
Uncle Sam wants your money. Congress already spent it!
Uncle Tanoose! - Crow
Uncle Ted is naked out on the veranda.
Uncle went to the blood bank and made the only donation with a head on it
Unclear which of Newton's three laws of motion keeps his ears apart.
Uncloaking from (((lurk))) mode
Unclog drains with Liquid Metal Terminator!
Uncomment this one and insert your local phone company's name in there
Uncompensated overtime? Just Say No
Unconsciousness could *still* be 'warm'
Unconsciousness could *still* be 'warm'... - TEC
Unconsciousness could *still* be 'warm'...&lt;g&gt;
Unconstitutional Government is the problem, not the solution
Uncontained entropy experiment gone crazy.......maybe.
Uncontested divorce
Uncooperative. Hostile. Uncoordinated. -- Dr. Forrester
Und wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst,
Undelete Help: Online Documentation Not found. (Real Smart, IBM!).
Under All is the Fee
Under Construction
Under Protection of the Goddess. (Hear that, Goddess??)
Under The Bleacher Seats - By Seymore Butts
Under The Bleachers by Seemore Butt
Under The Bleachers by Seymour Hiney
Under The Grandstand - By Seymore Butt
Under Worked, Over Paid... So who's complaining??
Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also a prison
Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also a prison. -- Henry David Thoreau
Under all my clothes, I'm skyclad - all the time!
Under all these clothes, I am totally naked
Under all these clothes, I'm completely Naked.
Under all these cloths, I am totaly naked
Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which you can be booked. - Robert D. Sprecht
Under capitalism man exploits man, under socialism the reverse is true
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under Communism, it's just the opposite
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. -- J.K. Galbraith
Under construction! It's getting beta, beta and beta.
Under deadline pressure for the next week!
Under deadline pressure for the next week. If you want something, it can wait. Unless it's blind screaming paroxysmally hedonistic
Under every stone lerks a politician.
Under every stone lurks a politician -- Aristophanes
Under his uniform, Sisko's t-shirt says, "I'm a Wolf-359 survivor!"
Under krig tiger lagarna. /Cicero
Under moon shadows/a tall boy flashes knife/and slice star ice
Under no circmstances should you allow a Vogon to read poetry at you.
Under no circumstances
Under no circumstances should you ever press F1
Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's.
Under no circumstances.
Under normal circumstances, I say we should come back tomorrow.
Under our free institutions anybody can poison himself that wants to and will pay the price. (Mark Twain)
Under peaceful conditions a warlike man sets upon himself. - Friedrich Nietzsche
Under penalty of law this tagline not to be removed except by consumer
Under penalty of law, DO NOT remove this tagline!
Under repair, Normal service shall resume tomorrow!
Under that black robe, is the judge nude?
Under the B-6, under the 0-66: Bingo numbers of the Beast
Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts
Under the Bleachers, by Seymore Haire
Under the Bleachers, by Seymour Bottoms
Under the Bleachers: Seymour Butts
Under the Grandstand ... by Seamore Butts
Under the Grandstands by I.C. Morehineys
Under the Gyp-Gyp-Gypsy Moon
Under the Kimino by Seemore Hair
Under the black belly of cloud in the rain --U2
Under the boardwalk, down by the sea
Under-Achievers Anonymous has an 11-step program.
UnderDemocrats,ManExploitsMan.UnderRepublicans,TheOpposite!
Underbudget We haven't started yet
Undercover Agent - A spy in bed
Undercover Angel - Tom sings
Undercover Angel just loves slow hands and a fast tongue.
Undercover Angel, midnight fantasy.
Undercover Asian, Midnight fantasy - Mike sings
Undercover and lurking beneath my mask
Underemployed = I work less than 40 hours a week!
Underestimate a Thalian! No, officer,just a bag of cut sage, for
Underhoodist - A station attendant with a genius for loca
Underhoodist - A station attendant with a genius for locating hood latches
Underlying Principle of Socio-Genetics: Superiority is recessive.
Underneath all these clothes I am completely naked!
Underneath this dress is a little leather g-string
Underneath this dress is a little leather g-string - my school teacher
Underneath this stone doth lie As much beauty as could die. - Ben Jonson
Underpaid, endless taxes, overwork:= Self-employment!
Understand alien races!?! I don't even understand my wife! ___ Blue
Understand alien races, I can't even understand my *cat*!
Understand gun control. I have the gun, so I have control!
Understand' is too strong a word
Understandable this place is. Then we get visitors
Understanding '...For Dummies Books' For Dummies
Understanding Unix
Understanding banker
Understanding begins with not accepting what we see
Understanding begins with questioning the obvious
Understanding begins with questioning what we know
Understanding enriches the conversation.
Understanding is a three edged sword. --Kosh
Understanding is a three-edged sword.
Understanding is a three-edged sword. - Kosh (B5)
Understanding is always the understanding of a smaller problem in relation to a bigger problem. -- P.D. Ouspensky
Understanding is not required. Only obedience. - Lennier
Understanding is the key. Maybe it's under the mat.
Understanding my ancestors puts a different prospective on today.
Understanding of the female mind!
Undertaker Sign: Remains to be Seen.
Undertaker's daughter, but she knew how to bu...stiff
Undertaker: One who undertakes to take you under
Undertakers DO IT with corpses. &lt;---Disregard. THAT's SICK!
Undertakers do it gravely.
Undertakers do it with any body.
Undertakers do it with corpses.
Underwear for lawyers...legal briefs
Underwear is not worn on the outside -- Bart
Underwear is not worn on the outside -- Bart
Underwear is to be worn on the inside
Underwear of the 90s: Stainless steel chain mail with security lock.
Underwear should be worn on the inside
Underwear should be worn on the inside - Bart Simpson's lines
Underwear should be worn on the inside -Bart Simp./Epis. 8F08
Underwear should be worn on the inside � Bart on the blackboard
Underwear should be worn on the inside. - Bart Simpson
Underwear should be worn on the inside. - Bart's Board
Underwear should be worn on the inside. --Bart Simpson.
Undetectable errors are always infinite in variety.
Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited
Undies on your head, shoes on your hands and Woooooooooo!
Undifferentiated cell blobs are people too!
Undo others before they undo you!
Undocumented Features will rule the EARTH!
Undocumented Genealogy is Mythology
Undocumented features will rule the earth!
Undocumented features will rule the world !
Undoubtedly, the best view is found in a pc without windows.
Unearthly ritual sealed in fire, enter the kingdom of desire
Uneasy lies the head that wears the propellor beanie!
Unemployed Scientist & Luke Skywalker are trying to steal gold reserves
Unemployed bean eater was swinging from the ceiling - Tom
Unemployed men commit suicide 2x more than employed men.
Unemployed musicians play with themselves.
Unemployed. Homeless. Hopelessly addicted. Will work for pizza.
Unemployed: Anita Job
Unemployed: Involuntarily leisured
Unemployment is UP, Personal Income is DOWN! - AlGore
Unemployment is not working.
Unemployment means never having to set your alarm.
Unemployment-6% Clinton-42% -See any connection?
Unemployment: Just ain't Working!
Unevaluated Registration Copy
Unevaluated registered copy
Unexpected laughter? Check your fly
Unexpected non-stop laughter, better check your own fly!
Unexplained error
Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
Unexplained error - Report to your system administrator at once and confess !
Unexplained error. Please tell us how it happened
Unfair competition [Selling cheaper than we do]
Unfair competition, n.: Selling cheaper than we do
Unfair to Local 12, Villians Thieves and Scoundrels Union
Unfair! A battle of wits and you are unarmed!
Unfair! It is a battle of wits and you are unarmed.
Unfair! A battle of wits and you've come unarmed!
Unfaithfulness in the keeping of an appointment is an act of clear dishonesty
Unfinished cartoons: draw your own conclusions
Unfolding enveloping missiles of soul recall senses sadly
Unforced Error - to restart system commit suicide !
Unfortunate skin! - Crow on alien monster
Unfortunately he lost matter containment before reaching the toilet
Unfortunately the Prophets did not allow that peaceful life. -Bareil
Unfortunately we laugh at the distress of others.
Unfortunately, Albert, God DOES play dice with the universe
Unfortunately, Cook's poor public relation skills got the best of him.
Unfortunately, Remo, when an assassin fails, he is usually dead.
Unfortunately, Wife 1.0 is not upgradable
Unfortunately, he has the charm of a puff-adder. -- Goldwing
Unfortunately, it'll be a shotgun wedding - Riker
Unfortunately, most drunk drivers are still driving.
Unfortunately, most of 'em are either 'Murricans or Aussies.-Anna S
Unfortunately, nobody was hurt.
Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists. - Dan Quayle
Unfortunately, there is no cure for the plague. --Langor
Unfortunately, there is no way to know. Tuvok
Unfortunately, there's no snooze button on a hungry cat!
Unfortunately, things ARE often what they seem
Unfortunately, we're using the same language to talk about the language we're talking about. --Donna Jo Napoli in Linguistics 1 this morning
Unfortunately, you're probably right about that, too.
Unfortunately, your thinking cap is a lampshade
Unfortunatly, FIDO ate your message.
Unfortunatly, this is the only "blonde" Tagline I have
Unfragile. Handle with disregard
Unfrozen caveman lawyer!
Unga, bad time for energy crisis! -- Captain CAVEMAN
Ungodly Coincidences of the Old West - Mike
Unh unh uuuhhhh nyaaa yyesss! Generic porn film soundtrack
Unhand me, you crazed ungulate! �� Kona Claus
Unhand me, you varlot. -- Hawkeye to Klinger
Unhappily Blackadder, the Lord High Executioner is dead. -Melchett
Unhappiness does not relate. We must study this. Alice 471
Unhappiness is best described as the difference between our talents and our expectations. - Edward De Bono
Unhappy? Kill a rapist.
Unheeded warnings, I thought I thought of everything
Unholy fish is more like it, sweetheart! - Vinnie
Unibus timeout fatal trap program lost sorry
Unicamente tropezando en ti puedo derramar toda mi ternura...Piojo
Unicellular: Having only one car phone
Unicorn Express: Our speed is NOT a myth. &lt;UnEx&gt;
Unicorns are *NOT* mythical creatures - virgins are!
Unicorns aren't myth, virgins are!
Unicorns aren't nearly as mythical as virgins.
Unicorns do it with a spiraled shaft!
Unicorns must be believed to be seen
Unicorns must be believed to be seen. (Peter S. Beagle)
Unidirectional bonding strip. - Buzz Lightyear
Unified Field Theory--My field is your field
Unify the world; be ZIP compatible!
Unify, sir? Like a team of animals under one whip? - Spock
Unilingual (n.): American.
Unilingual: American.
Unimaginative users choose their taglines at random
Unimpeachable, n. - Not holding public office
Uninhabited planet, right. I've heard THAT one before!
Uninitialized pointers can get you in a heap of trouble!
Uninsured? Call San Andreas Equity at 310-NO-FAULT
Uninteresting Road Signs - By Bill Bored
Uninvited guests soon become smouldering wrecks. Windsweeper
Union Labor -- Doin' the Least for the Most.
Union Pacific makes the BEST movies!
Union Pacific makes the BEST movies! -Crow/MST3K#623
Union workers
Union, n.: A dues-paying club workers wield to strike management
Unisex: popular pastime of university students
Unison: 2 violins tuned a quarter tone apart playing the same thing
Unit of Power = Watt. "I said, unit of power!" Watt.
Unit: What you do if you have yarn and needles
Unitarian prayer: "To whom it may concern...."
Unitarian: (def) What is this s**t?
Unitarianism sh*t happens; discussion at 2:00 pm
Unitarians belive God is natural, not supernatural.
Unitarians pray "To whom it may concern"
Unitarians, n. - Religious group that burns a question mark on your lawn
Unite against racism.
United Church of Canada: Let us all share equally in sh*t happening
United Federation of Planets part number ||X||||X||X||X||
United Nations: Cause of patriotic soldier Michael New's court martial
United Paramount Network is controlled by Romulans
United Parcel Service. They dont call 'em Oops for nothing!
United Parcel Shuttle - Please sign for your TRIBBLE Delivery.
United Sisterhood of Liberals - Local # 9959
United States
United States National Flower: the concrete clover leaf
United States kids have Nintendo; Japanese kids have homework.
United We Command - Divided We Beg
United We Rock...Divided We Rust In Pieces
United we bargain; divided we beg
United we stand, divided we get charged more
United we stand...divided we fall
Uniters of the world - work!
Unity formula: Understanding + Tollerance = Acceptance
Unity in Disability.....AADP Unites All Persons
Unity is a polite word for control
Univac loves you.
Universal Law #1 Bad things happen to Good people
Universal Life Church, Negative Anti-Priest
Universal Life Church: "Elvis thinks you're neat!"
Universal Obscurant and Specularly Reflective Surfaces
Universal Turing Machine for sale - two spare tapes.
Universal axiom of Gresham's Law: Bad defeats Good then self-destructs.
Universal axiom to Gresham's Law: Bad drives out good & self-destructs
Universal suffrage is the government of a house by its nursery
Universe Corrupted - Unable to recover Reality
Universe corrupt: Reboot Reality?
Universe corrupted -- reboot REALITY.SYS
Universe file corrupted. (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore
Universe is a big place... perhaps the biggest
Universe rebooting in 5 seconds...this is a recording
Universe, n.: The problem.
Universe.Dat not located, suspect Myra I Fox.
Universe.Dat not located, suspect Orville Bullitt.
Universe.dat not located, suspect @F
Universe: A poem with only one line.
Universe: Imagination riding on Paradox.
University of Kuwait (School of Desert Warfare)
University of Nevada at Las Vegas
University of Pittsburgh, one hour delay. No morning kindergarden
University of South Viet Nam - Class of '67-'68
University politics are vicious because the stakes are so small.
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. -- Henry Kissinger
University: A modern school where football is taught.
Unix - the operating system whose commands look like line noise
Unix Programmers must C her's.
Unix and the world Unix with you; VAX and you VAX alone.
Unix est un, et C est son langage
Unix is a Registered Bell of AT&T Trademark Laboratories. -- Donn Seeley
Unix is a very user-friendly system -- it's just not promiscuous about which
Unix is futile - Bill Borg
Unix is irrelevant - Bill Borg
Unix is like a Vorlon: it is incredibly powerful, gives terse, cryptic
Unix is not only dead, it's starting to smell bad. - Rob Pike
Unix is simple, but it takes a genius to understand the simplicity
Unix is simple, but it takes a genius to understand the simplicity. -Dennis Ritchie
Unix is the answer, but only if you phrase the question very carefully.
Unix is the worst operating system; except for all others. -- Berry Kercheval
Unix isn't Vax/Vms (Fortunately!)
Unix programmers do it with pipes
Unix prompt
Unix security
Unix soit qui mal y pense.
Unix weirdo in training. Handle with care.
Unix will continue for a long time to be the gentic code of the Internet - ibid
Unix will self-destruct in five seconds... 4... 3... 2... 1
Unix, MS-DOS, and Windows NT (also known as the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly). (By Matt Welsh)
Unix: the operating system of the future of the past.
Unix? I can't even do ONE thing at once.
Unix? Aren't they those guys who were castrated?
Unix? No thanks, I don't keep a harem.
Unknown Error on Unknown Device for Unexplainable Reason.
Unknown Error on Unknown Device for Unknown Reason
Unknown Media in A:\ tastes like a graham cracker
Unknown error in Sector 443. Invasion triggered
Unknown error on undefined device for unexplained reason
Unknown error on unknown device for unknown reason
Unknown sir, perhaps it is scanning us. -- Data
Unknown to the Wicked Witch of the West, the squirt gun was loaded.
Unknown vehicle on desk, please acknowledge -Tom in plane
Unknown vehicle on desk, please acknowledge... -- Tom Servo
Unknown: soon to be grunged, somewhere.
Unleavened bread is bread made without any ingredients.
Unless *all* your friends call you Swamp Rat ...?
Unless I accept my faults I will most certainly doubt my virtues.
Unless I'm mistaken, it's potassium nitrate. Spock
Unless a man feels he has a good enough memory, he should never venture to lie. - Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
Unless it affects the price of chocolate, it has no bearing on life.
Unless it's blind screaming paroxysmally hedonistic
Unless men are free to be vicious they cannot be virtuous. - F. Meyer
Unless restrained, all governments devolve to tyranny
Unless the Japs buy us as a prezzy for their kids, Oz is
Unless the Japs buy us as a prezzy for their kids, Oz is up the creek
Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will reject the proposal
Unless there was a neon sign saying 'dig here'... - Mulder
Unless they criticize the moderators.
Unless to thought is added will, Apollo is an imbecile.
Unless we change direction, we're likely to end up where we're headed.
Unless you are the lead dog, the view never changes. Eskimo proverb
Unless you call out, who will open the door? - Ethiopia
Unless you can see black then white has no meaning
Unless you consider bad taste an act of violence - Mulder (3x23)
Unless you eat of the flesh of the Son of Man, and drink His blood
Unless you got something better....Shutup!
Unless you happen to own the restaurant...there ain't no "free lunch."
Unless you joined the Maquis without telling me? Benjamin to Jake
Unless you love someone, nothing else makes any sense. -- e.e. cummings
Unless you try it, you'll never love it!! Try Blue Wave v2.12 today!
Unless you want to consider the Prophets as co-conspirators? - Sisko
Unless you're Finnish - Tom
Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes.
Unless you're the lead mule, the scenery is always the sa
Unless you've got some sort of PROBLEM with that.
Unless your a hemroid, get off my ass.
Unless your leading the pack, the view never changes.
Unless, of course, you have...water. Neelix
Unless, that is, they discover your secret vulnerability
Unlike Anerican cheese, you're only 10% natural. -Heather Kane
Unlike Motorcycle's, a redhead NEVER runs out of gas!!
Unlike _you_, I understand history. - Sisko
Unlike a saxophone, a lawnmower can be tuned
Unlike cats, you can ride a Harley any time of the month you feel like
Unlike most people, I'm just an average person
Unlike motorcycle's, a redhead NEVER runs of fuel!!
Unlike plant, before you can eat it, you have to outwit animals.
Unlike some Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.
Unlike some girls who rush into marriage--she's waiting for someone to propose to her
Unlike some people, God is NEVER late.
Unlike the cleaning lady, I have to do Windows.
Unlike the shark, the endorphine is gentle and intelligent.
Unlike wine, bad news does not improve with age
Unlike you Mulder, I would like to have a life. - Scully (Jersey Devil)
Unlike you, we humans are full of unpredictable emotions. - Kirk
Unlimited Keyword Search. The Genealogist's Dream.
Unlimited keyword search...the Genealogist's delight!
Unlimited potential: Will stick with us until retirement
Unlimited potential: Will stick with us until retirement -evaluationese
Unloaded Guns are about as useless as balls on a Monk
Unlucky at cards, unlucky at love. - Father Mulcahy
Unlucky: You get the millennium bug in 2001.
Unlucky: You married the boss's daughter and were demoted.
Unlucky: Your fairy godmother says that the ball was last night.
Unlucky: Your new self-winding watch loses two hours a day.
Unlucky: Your personal global positioning satellite can't find you.
Unlucky: Your tax refund cheque bounces.
Unlucky: lottery ticket numbers match perfectly; for the wrong lottery.
Unlucky: your blood doesn't match any of the four blood groups.
Unlucky? If I bought a pumpkin farm, they'd cancel Halloween
Unmarried men have no buttons on shirts. Married men have no shirts.
Unmashing mail....crash recovery....L42..C49.. Please hang up
Unmatched: Almost as good as the competition
Unmistakable. That must be the only videogame sound effec
Unnamed Law: If it happens, it must be possible.
Unofficial host of the Off-Topic conference.
Unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit!
Unpack Rachel and get out the puncture-repair kit. -- Rimmer
Unpacking Tagline . . . ***************************** 100% Complete
Unpacking acetylene torch, checking gauge...ready!
Unpaid bills are collector's items.
Unpopular Bible Fact: According to God, rabbits chew cud. (Lev. 11:6)
Unpopular Bible Fact: Adultery merits the death penalty. (Lev. 20:10)
Unpopular Bible Fact: Blended fabrics are forbidden. (Lev. 19:19)
Unpopular Bible Fact: Body/ear piercings are forbidden. (Lev. 21:5)
Unpopular Bible Fact: Christians are bound by OT law. (Mt. 5:17-20)
Unpopular Bible Fact: Christians must do good works. (Mt. 7:15-21)
Unpopular Bible Fact: Christians should not judge others. (Mt. 7:1-5)
Unpopular Bible Fact: Crossbreeding cattle is forbidden. (Lev. 19:19)
Unpopular Bible Fact: Don't plant a variety of crops. (Lev. 19:19)
Unpopular Bible Fact: God forbids people to get tattoos. (Lev. 19:28)
Unpopular Bible Fact: God has no problem with lesbianism. (Lev. 18:22)
Unpopular Bible Fact: God lied, at least once. (Ex. 34:1 v. 34:27)
Unpopular Bible Fact: God says insects have FOUR legs. (Lev. 11:21-23)
Unpopular Bible Fact: God thinks that bats are birds. (Lev. 11:13-19)
Unpopular Bible Fact: Hatred of others is unChristian. (1 John 4)
Unpopular Bible Fact: He who hates, risks going to Hell. (Mt. 5:21-22)
Unpopular Bible Fact: It is wrong to shave your head. (Lev. 19:27)
Unpopular Bible Fact: Jesus associated with hated minorities.
Unpopular Bible Fact: Jesus spoke out most often against hypocrites.
Unpopular Bible Fact: Public prayer is wrong. (Matthew 6:1-6)
Unpopular Bible Fact: Punish many sex crimes by death. (Lev. 20:10-16)
Unpopular Bible Fact: Rebellious kids are to be killed. (Lev. 20:9)
Unpopular Bible Fact: Sex w/in-laws causes sterility. (Lev. 20:20-21)
Unpopular Bible Fact: Sodom died for lack of charity. (Ezek. 16:49-50)
Unpopular Bible Fact: The Bible contradicts itself. (Mt 27 v. Acts 1)
Unpopular Bible Fact: The Sabbath is SATURDAY. (numerous references)
Unpopular Bible Fact: There are other gods besides God. (Ex. 20:3)
Unpopular Bible Fact: Those who hate risk going to Hell. (Mt. 5:21-22)
Unpopular Bible Fact: Two versions of the Commandments. (Ex. 20 v. 34)
Unpopular Bible Passage: Exodus 34 (second Decalogue)
Unpopular Bible Passage: John 14:23-24 ("Keep my commandments")
Unpopular Bible Passage: Matthew 6:5-6 (public prayer)
Unpopular Bible Passage: Matthew 7:1-5 ("Judge not...")
Unprecedented performance: Nothing ever ran this slow before.
Unprinted Dr. Seuss: Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
Unpupular - Anyone whose dog refuses to play them.
Unqualified superlatives are the worst of all.
Unqualified superlatives are the worst superlatives of all
Unrecognized Command! Formatting C:^M
Unrecognized faults lead to wasted efforts - Joanot Martorell
Unrecovable error. System destroyed.
Unrecoverable Application ERROR - Detonation follows.
Unrecoverable Application Error, @F
Unrecoverable Application Error, @TOFIRST@.
Unrecoverable Application Error, Kwisatz.
Unrecoverable Application Error, Orville.
Unrecoverable Application Error: (A)bort (R)etry (B)uy Desqview ?
Unrecoverable Application Error; (A)bort, (R)etry, (O)S/2?
Unrecoverable ERROR: File POLITICS.SYS is corrupt. Reformat? (Y/N)
Unrecoverable Error #666: Armegeddon in 30..29..28..27
Unrecoverable application error, Dave -- HAL 9000
Unrecoverable error
Unrecoverable error. System destroyed
Unrecoverable system error at 417A:32CF-Incompetent user
Unrecoverable system error at 417A:32CF. Incompetent user at keyboard.
Unrecoverable system error at 42B:78GH. Incompetent user.
Unrecoverable sytem error at 417A:32CF. Incompetent user
Unregestered Version, so send me mail
Unregistered * MailMaka' - Yo' Windows offline reada'!
Unregistered * MailMaker - Your Windows offline reader!
Unregistered Evaluation Copy
Unregistered Evaluation Copy -- &lt;NOT&gt;!
Unregistered Evaluation Origin
Unregistered Evaluation Tagline
Unregistered Evaluation recipe.
Unregistered Pirated copy
Unregistered X MailMaker - Your Windows offline reader!
Unregistered evalutation tagline.
Unregistered for * @n99 * days.
Unregistered taglines subject to confiscation!
Unregistered!
Unrequested Experimental Crappie
Unreservedly, Irrevocably 100% Politically Incorrect.
Unrest of spirit---is a mark of L I F E !
Unrewarded genius is almost a proverb.
Unsafe toys for Cmas: Black and Decker Silly Driller
Unsafe toys for Cmas: Chimney Explorer
Unsafe toys for Cmas: Hasbro's Slippery Steps
Unsafe toys for Cmas: Junior Electrician Outlet Patrol
Unsafe toys for Cmas: My First Ferret Farm
Unsafe toys for Cmas: Ooh- You're Blue!, the Hold-Your-Breath Game
Unsafe toys for Cmas: Remco's Pocket Hive
Unsafe toys for Cmas: Roof Hanger Paratrooper Outfit
Unsafe toys for Cmas: Traffic Tag
Unsafe toys for Cmas: Will it Burn? From Parker Brothers
Unsafe toys for Xmas: Black and Decker Silly Driller
Unsafe toys for Xmas: Chimney Explorer
Unsafe toys for Xmas: Hasbro's Slippery Steps
Unsafe toys for Xmas: Junior Electrician Outlet Patrol.
Unsafe toys for Xmas: My First Ferret Farm
Unsafe toys for Xmas: Ooh- You're Blue!, the Hold-Your-Breath Game
Unsafe toys for Xmas: Remco's Pocket Hive
Unsafe toys for Xmas: Roof Hanger Paratrooper Outfit
Unsafe toys for Xmas: Traffic Tag
Unsafe toys for Xmas: Will it Burn? From Parker Brothers.
Unsalted Saltines
Unscented perfume - comes in an empty bottle. - S. Wright
Unscented perfume - comes in an empty bottle. - s.w.
Unscented perfume - comes in an empty bottle. � Steven Wright
Unscramble the word "liberal" and you get BRAILLE
Unseasonable mirth always turns to sorrow. &lt;Cervantes&gt;
Unselfish in her suffering, she could not understand
Unsheathing her cheese, Debbie held the broccoli at bay
Unsightly facial dog hair.
Unsolicited advice answers unasked questions.
Unsolved Mysteries - By N. Igma
Unsolved Mysteries of the World: Socks that don't match!
Unsolved Mysteries: N. Igma
Unspeakable Error in modul Cthulhu at address R'lyeh
Unspeakable error in module FE at address $
Unspeakable error in module TAGLINE at address C800:5
Unspeakably horny? Call 1-900-CTHULHU! Only $4.99/minute!
Unstabel? Me? I prefer the tearm "mentally double-jointed."
Unstabile: Take the horse out to the barn
Unstable as water, thou shalt not excel. -- Genesis 49:4
Unstable? Me? I prefer the term "mentally double-jointed"
Unstable? Unstable!!!??? UNSTABLE!!!!?????
Unsubstantiated phenomenon. - Mulder
Unsufficient virtual ..um....er
Untamed youth eating their weight in cotton - Crow
Untapped business opportunity : Tribble fur coat business
Unthoughtful exclamation marks are often the cause of flame wars
Untie-Life: when death has you in knots
Until '56 then mysteriously, NO DICK! -Crow on Van Patten
Until , I've never had an accident in my entire life. Then I bought a car
Until 1990, sausages were still legal tender in East Germany.
Until Eve arrived, it was a man's world
Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. -- Richard Armour
Until I discovered women I thought love was a pain in the ass
Until I make thy foes thy footstool. (ACT 2:35)
Until I was 13 I thought I WAS the coffee table! - Empress Ottoman
Until O'Brien's puppy program comes out to play again
Until Quake......DOOM is forever!
Until after the Tower, at least, that part of your life is done
Until he met you, he thought blood was thicker than water
Until his death, no man can be sure of his courage. -- Anouilh
Until next time, Captain. Sarah
Until next time, collective dufuses - Dr. F to Mike/Bots
Until next time, collective dufuses... -- Dr. Forrester
Until next time. - Q
Until next time..... goodnight everybody!!!!
Until one wonderful, funderful day - TV's Frank sings
Until people grow up, they have no idea what's cool
Until recently, I thought I was someone I knew , , ,
Until somebody debugs reality, the best I
Until somebody debugs reality, the best I
Until someone debugs reality, the best we can do is a quick patch here and there
Until the Next, Broken Heart
Until the Twelfth of Never - Dr. Forrester
Until the Year 1960, I never had an accident. Then I bought a car
Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage
Until the end of the universe when everything's inside a black hole!
Until the first of May
Until the stars fall, I think of you.
Until the warm summer breeze whispers your name again -- Dan Duffy
Until then I don't plan on giving it much thought. Bashir
Until then, pleasant nightmares. - Vampira
Until then, we have to act as if we know nothing. Quark
Until then, we're on our own. --Riker
Until there are none, Adopt one. HSUS
Until today, he only existed in storybooks. - O'Brien
Until we hit the tires, it was a great qualifying run
Until we hit the wall, it was a great test
Until ya have my dowry, ya haven't got any bit of me. Maureen O'Hara
Until you stalk and overcome, you can't devour anyone. --Hobbes
Until you lose your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was or what freedom really is. - Margaret Mitchell
Until you stalk and overcome, you can't devour anyone - Hobbes
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
Until you walk a mile in someone else's moccasins, you can't imagine the smell
Until you. From me to you, sweet floppy Frank -Crow sings
Unto Thee , O Lord, Do I Lift Up My Soul !!
Unto Whomsoever Much is Given, of Him Shall Much Be Required !!
Unto the pure, all things are pure. - Titus 1:15
Unto thee, Jesus said verily.
Untruth: Bill Gates gets ALL of the profits of Microsoft. Truth: 99%
Unused power slips imperceptibly into the hands of another. - Konrad Heiden
Unusual cheeses.
Unusual gift ideas: Septic tank
Unusual weather we're having, ain't it..?
Unusual witch burned at stake; rare medium well done!
Unwanted Babies - By Anna Bortion
Unwanted Babies: Anna Bortion
Unwilling sperm recipient: rape victim.
Unwrap the cover of Doom2, but you need the blue key
Unwritten Book: "Programing The Female Operating System."
Unwritten book: "Dash for the Bathroom" by Willie Makitt.
Unwritten laws can not be erased.
Unyielding resolve has no conqueror. -- Omega Supreme
Unzip this packet of Northern Detroit suburbia cold snap when it's hot!
Unzip! Expand! Explode! . . . OK! Who's the pervert?
Unzip, Expand, Explode... Who's the pervert behind this?
Unzip, expand, explode - What pervert came up with this?
Unzip, expand, explode ... OK! Who's the pervert?
Unzip, expand, explode ...What pervert came up with this?
Unzip, expand, explode...All right, who's the pervert?
Unzip, expand, explode...what pervert came up with this?
Unzip.. expand.. What kind of pervert came up with this?
Unzip...Expand...Explode.. What pervert thought up this system?
Unzip...expand...explode... What kind of pervert is behind this???
Unzipping your fly, may cause you to die.
Up Against The Wall
Up Saturn! Up Jupiter! Up Uranus!
Up a polluted tributary without a suitable means of propulsion.
Up against the wall red-necked mother
Up against the wall! Spread 'em - Crow
Up against the wall, redneck mama san! - Joel sings
Up all night... Sleep all day
Up close, you're a guy! - Far away, too. - Klinger
Up here a 10 ft Birch is a majestic tree.
Up in the sky ... it's a bird ... it's a plane ... it's BLUNDERWOMAN!
Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane... &lt;Splat!&gt; Damn pigeons!
Up is by definition the direction which broadens your horizons
Up keep is keeping up.
Up late? COPY caffeine.com C:\nervous\system
Up next.. Pongo's revue of Rocky Five... Thousand!
Up next...Kelly Bundy shows the Beaver, a good time
Up the Ironz!
Up the killjoys! --Ace
Up the proverbial creek without a means of locomotion
Up the workers and all that stuff.
Up there in the sky...it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a MAJOR WOODY!!
Up to five people can ride in the cockpit of an AIRPLANE.
Up where? Hmmmmmmmmmm OK!
Up with Dick Armey's Flat Tax! (and taxes rates in general!)
Up with brakemen. -Mike Nelson
Up with dresses! Down with pants!
Up yer shaft! - Scotty
Up yer shaft. -- Capt. Montgomery Scott
Up your Nose with a rubber hose!
Up your accumulator.
Up your shaft. - Scotty
Up yours! I mean, we'll be righ there! - Crow
Up yours! I mean... We'll be right there! -- Crow T. Robot
Up yours, gumshoe! - Crow
Up, Up and Away in my beautiful balloon
Up, Up, and awaaaayyy
Up, Up, and.... RRRRRRRRIIIIIPPPPP! Excuse me? You're on my Cape
Up, sluggard, and waste not life; in the grave will be sleep enough
Up, up and away, in my beautiful, my beautiful balloon!
Up, up the long delirious burning blue
Up, up, and... hey, wait a minute. I can't fly. Taxi!
Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.
Update your head. It's probably cinematic
Upgrade (v): Take the old bugs out and put new ones in
Upgrade : Take new bugs out put new ones in
Upgrade definition: Take the OLD bugs out, Put new ones in!
Upgrade dos/windows, use OS/2!
Upgrade from OS/2 2.11 to DOS 6.21!? No Way!
Upgrade from your Amiga - buy an Apple IIe
Upgrade installed, press your luck to contine
Upgrade your computer in 877 easy steps!
Upgrade your favourite nightmare - Windows98 !
Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new bugs in.
Upgrade: Take out old bugs, put new ones in
Upgraded and Improved: Didn't work the second time
Upgraded my network last night - bought new Nikes!
Upgraded my network last week. Yep, new Reeboks!
Upgraded: Didn't work the first time
Upgrades, they keep going, and going, and going, and g
Upholding The Causes Of Nonsense/Irrationality In An Uptight Universe!
Upholding the Constitution is not "extreme"!
Upid tagline...This is a stpuid tagline...This is a stupi
Upload Error #69 - Blonde Not Attached
Upload aborted: (l)ogoff (r)eboot (s)moke DSZ docs
Upload mail problems? Use NODUPS to delete up loaded mail.
Upload some chocolate and nobody gets hurt!
Upload..Download..Upload..Download..(sigh).
Uploading FORMAT.COM for credit is a no-no
Upon Landing with a first time passenger cheated death again!
Upon This Rock I Will Build My Church; and The Gates of Hell Shall Not Prevail Against It !!
Upon receiving this message, @TOFIRST@, sign here:[_]
Upon receiving this message, Orville, sign here:[_].
Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time
Upon those boughs which shake against the cold, &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
Upon those taglines which shake against the cold, -- --Tagspeare
Upon us all a little rain must fall -Zeppelin
Upoznaj sa moga sebe
Upper crust society is a bunch of crumbs held together by dough
Upper crust: A lot of crumbs held together with dough.
Uppity Women Unite!
Uproot your questions for their ground and the dangling roots will be seen. More questions! --Mentat Zensufi
Upset Dogs by Mr. Legs
Upset a Scot, & you're likely to get kilt
Upset a liberal. Ask if he/she is ready to try conservatism yet.
Upset the apple cart. The apples are going to rot anyway
Upset the politically correct - read banned books.
Upstairs maids do it upstairs.
Upsy... uh... daisy. -- Mike Nelson
Upsy...Uh...Daisy - Mike
Uptown Girl, She's been living in her uptown world - Billy Joel
Upwardly Compatable = You get to keep all the old bugs.
Ur momma so fat, she cums from both sides of the family!!!!!
Ur momma was born @ the top of the ugly tree, and hit EVERY branch on the way down!!
Ur not acting ur self.I noticed the improvement immediately
Ur not acting ur self.I noticed the improvement immediately
Ur not acting ur self.I noticed the improvement immediately
Ura BBS addict when you consider BBSing better than coffee
Ura HI-TECH REDNECK IF... your baseball cap reads DEC instead of CAT
Ura Montana Tech-er if "Black Jack" is a professor, not a card game.
Ura Montana Tech-er if "Met" is where you go to class, not see operas.
Ura Montana Tech-er if "pet" is a college major, not a tame animal.
Ura Montana Tech-er if Carter is a professor, not an ex-President.
Ura Montana Tech-er if the HPER building is pronounced "Hi-per."
Ura Montana Tech-er if u have to chain up to get to school in winter.
Ura Montana Tech-er if you call your profs by their first names.
Ura Montana Tech-er if you can *drive* and derive!
Ura Montana Tech-er if you can smoke and x-country ski at 6,000 feet.
Ura Montana Tech-er if you can walk uphill and downhill while drunk.
Ura Montana Tech-er if you can't count, but you can integrate.
Ura Montana Tech-er if you know 3 or more Anaconda jokes.
Ura Montana Tech-er if you know the other definition of "yuppie."
Ura Montana Tech-er if you've ever been part of a "Snowball Team."
Ura Montana Tech-er if you've ever shoveled snow on summer work-study.
Ura Montanan if "Berkeley" is a pit in Butte, not a school in CA.
Ura Montanan if "catch & release" is for ur social life, not fishing.
Ura Montanan if "creek" rhymes with "stick."
Ura Montanan if "pastie" rhymes with "nasty" and not "hasty."
Ura Montanan if 20 degrees (F) is considered a warm day.
Ura Montanan if Thanksgiving is ruined without Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Ura Montanan if a big town to you is anything over 5,000 people.
Ura Montanan if a good Christmas gift is thermal underwear.
Ura Montanan if a sell-out crowd is less than a thousand people.
Ura Montanan if all you eat is meat and wheat.
Ura Montanan if all your jeans have snags from barbed-wire fences.
Ura Montanan if anything above 20 degrees (F) is hot to you.
Ura Montanan if coyotes wake you up three times a week.
Ura Montanan if dressing up means *clean* jeans, shirt, and hat.
Ura Montanan if every 3rd vehicle u meet is a truck with a dog in it.
Ura Montanan if every sign you see is full of bullet holes.
Ura Montanan if folks wear shorts on the street in 10-below weather.
Ura Montanan if football widows are rare because the men hunt instead.
Ura Montanan if getting dressed up means combing your hair.
Ura Montanan if it snows on the last day of school.
Ura Montanan if pasties are in restaurants, not girlie shows.
Ura Montanan if the "good ole boys" are your two pit bulls.
Ura Montanan if the 4th of July parade is canceled because of snow.
Ura Montanan if the Farm Bureau meeting is a big social event.
Ura Montanan if the biggest word in your vocabulary is vocabulary.
Ura Montanan if the only coats you own are hunter's orange.
Ura Montanan if the only college you went to was roping school.
Ura Montanan if the only jokes you know are about North Dakotans.
Ura Montanan if the only tan you have is on your face and forearms.
Ura Montanan if the population drops 20% when you leave the state.
Ura Montanan if the season's fashion color is always Carhart Brown.
Ura Montanan if the stop light is the best entertainment in town.
Ura Montanan if the town you live in has 50 people and 3 or more bars.
Ura Montanan if the town you live in has a Mint Bar.
Ura Montanan if the town you live in has a Stockmen's Bar.
Ura Montanan if the whole town follows the H.S. teams to tournaments.
Ura Montanan if the wind is blowing faster than you are driving.
Ura Montanan if u are forced to study Montana Geography in 7th grade.
Ura Montanan if u check under ur hood for cats before u start ur car.
Ura Montanan if u don't think it's blowing hard until a train derails.
Ura Montanan if u smile at out-of-staters and they think ur strange.
Ura Montanan if u spend more time cleaning your horse than your gun.
Ura Montanan if u take a winter coat and shorts on the same vacation.
Ura Montanan if u wash clothes in a creek & hang them on trees to dry.
Ura Montanan if u've ever packed shorts and a parka on the same trip.
Ura Montanan if ur favorite restaurant makes buffalo-meat hamburgers.
Ura Montanan if ur rich boyfriend has a '72 4x4 and $6.32 in the bank.
Ura Montanan if ur school program has misspellings and no one notices.
Ura Montanan if ur so proud of your state, u write taglines about it.
Ura Montanan if ur suspicious of wolves, politicians, & Californians.
Ura Montanan if watching bears chase tourists is a spectator sport.
Ura Montanan if watching the weather is a major spectator sport.
Ura Montanan if when u golf in other states, ur drives lose 100 yards.
Ura Montanan if yer truck has every color offered for that model year.
Ura Montanan if you "call" the back seat to get out of opening gates.
Ura Montanan if you *love* Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Ura Montanan if you actually know your neighbors.
Ura Montanan if you always keep $5 bills handy when you're driving.
Ura Montanan if you are a Kenny Rogers fan.
Ura Montanan if you are all heart from the belt up.
Ura Montanan if you are related to everyone in town.
Ura Montanan if you buy eggs and vegetables from the Hutterites.
Ura Montanan if you call mountains "hills."
Ura Montanan if you call the vet when you can't reach the doctor.
Ura Montanan if you can charge your groceries
Ura Montanan if you can charge your groceries without a credit card.
Ura Montanan if you can charge your groceries.
Ura Montanan if you can letter in rodeo in high school.
Ura Montanan if you can ride a horse and talk at the same time.
Ura Montanan if you can scrape your car windows in under a minute.
Ura Montanan if you compete with Hutterites to find parking spaces.
Ura Montanan if you consider a gun rack a fashionable accessory.
Ura Montanan if you consider the local truck stop to be fine dining.
Ura Montanan if you cross the Missouri 3 or more times to get to town.
Ura Montanan if you don't trust anyone from east of the Mississippi.
Ura Montanan if you drive 10 miles to get your mail.
Ura Montanan if you drive 80 miles to go out to dinner.
Ura Montanan if you drive an "outfit" or "rig" instead of a car.
Ura Montanan if you drive more than 100 miles to buy groceries.
Ura Montanan if you get charged long distance for calling ur neighbor.
Ura Montanan if you get macho about the cold winters you've seen.
Ura Montanan if you get the jokes in all these Montana taglines.
Ura Montanan if you go for a walk and everyone offers you a ride.
Ura Montanan if you go to a wedding in a T-shirt and jeans.
Ura Montanan if you have a 5-point antler rack on your mailbox.
Ura Montanan if you have a missle silo in your back yard.
Ura Montanan if you have ever done aerobics in cowboy boots.
Ura Montanan if you have four seasons all in one day.
Ura Montanan if you have insurance on your horse and not on your wife.
Ura Montanan if you have no problem understanding Canadian lingo, eh!
Ura Montanan if you insure your livestock and not your wife.
Ura Montanan if you keep your snow tires on until July.
Ura Montanan if you know "The Bob" isn't just a haircut.
Ura Montanan if you know Rocky Mountain Oysters are not seafood.
Ura Montanan if you know better than to order cow pies for dessert.
Ura Montanan if you know the current price for durum wheat.
Ura Montanan if you know what Rocky Mountain Oysters are.
Ura Montanan if you know what pert-near means.
Ura Montanan if you know what the 4 H's in "4H" stand for.
Ura Montanan if you know where Vida is.
Ura Montanan if you leave your studded tires on until May.
Ura Montanan if you love your rifle more than your wife.
Ura Montanan if you make your passenger get out to lock in the hubs.
Ura Montanan if you mistake mosquitoes for the state bird.
Ura Montanan if you moved to Seattle but are still a Broncos fan.
Ura Montanan if you order a ditch and the bartender knows what it is.
Ura Montanan if you own more saddles than suits.
Ura Montanan if you put mittens in your shorts pockets.
Ura Montanan if you read the weather report before getting dressed.
Ura Montanan if you refer to 50 mph winds as an afternoon "breeze."
Ura Montanan if you regularly drive 20,000 miles in a year.
Ura Montanan if you ride a horse to school instead of taking the bus.
Ura Montanan if you see kids wearing shorts in the middle of winter.
Ura Montanan if you see more trucks than people at football games.
Ura Montanan if you set up your hunting tent in your driveway.
Ura Montanan if you shovel snow and mow the lawn on the same day.
Ura Montanan if you sneer at a 45 below wind-chill.
Ura Montanan if you spend more on feed than you do on food.
Ura Montanan if you take a winter coat on your summer vacation.
Ura Montanan if you think "Snoop Doggy Dog" is a command for your dog.
Ura Montanan if you think 85 mph is a "reasonable and prudent" speed!
Ura Montanan if you think the 1st day of hunting season is a holiday.
Ura Montanan if you use antlers for coat hangers.
Ura Montanan if you use the wind to blow-dry your hair.
Ura Montanan if you use your swimming pool for ice skating.
Ura Montanan if you view a 200-mile drive as a walk in the park.
Ura Montanan if you view the 55mph speed limit as a "suggestion."
Ura Montanan if you wave at people you don't know while you drive.
Ura Montanan if you wear a hat to the dinner table.
Ura Montanan if you wear cowboy boots to gym class.
Ura Montanan if you went camping on your honeymoon.
Ura Montanan if you wipe your feet and instead of mud, it's manure.
Ura Montanan if you'd rather buy boots than get married.
Ura Montanan if you'd rather go camping than on a Carnival Cruise.
Ura Montanan if you'd rather have a truck than a Porsche.
Ura Montanan if you're driving 75 mph and someone passes you.
Ura Montanan if you're in a Western play and don't need a costume.
Ura Montanan if you've driven 50 miles without seeing another car.
Ura Montanan if you've ever been turned back at the Canadian border.
Ura Montanan if you've ever played golf while it's snowing.
Ura Montanan if you've ever taken sick leave to go hunting.
Ura Montanan if you've ever used a smudge pot to warm up your engine.
Ura Montanan if you've ever vacationed in Baker & thought it was fun.
Ura Montanan if you've ever worn jeans to church on Sunday.
Ura Montanan if you've never seen a skyscraper.
Ura Montanan if you've seen snow fall in June, July, or August.
Ura Montanan if your 4th of July preparations include shoveling snow.
Ura Montanan if your Cadillac has four mud flaps.
Ura Montanan if your Christmas tree is a tumbleweed.
Ura Montanan if your H.S. basketball team has fewer than 8 players.
Ura Montanan if your U.S. senator is best known by his first name.
Ura Montanan if your banker wears cowboy boots.
Ura Montanan if your belt buckle is bigger than your boots.
Ura Montanan if your best outfit is a pickup truck.
Ura Montanan if your car has a "Go Griz" bumper sticker.
Ura Montanan if your church does baptisms in a horse trough.
Ura Montanan if your cowboy hat is bigger than your hair.
Ura Montanan if your dog is your only vacuum cleaner.
Ura Montanan if your family doctor also manages the town bar.
Ura Montanan if your favorite author is Louis L'Amour.
Ura Montanan if your favorite food is Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Ura Montanan if your favorite sports hero is Dave Dickenson.
Ura Montanan if your first date was to go gopher hunting.
Ura Montanan if your governor helps to catch drunk drivers.
Ura Montanan if your governor is best known by his first name.
Ura Montanan if your governor makes citizen's arrests.
Ura Montanan if your governor's limo is a crew-cab pickup.
Ura Montanan if your heating bill exceeds your IQ.
Ura Montanan if your highest education was the Hunters' Safety course.
Ura Montanan if your horse gets the tent and you sit out in the rain.
Ura Montanan if your horse is faster than your truck.
Ura Montanan if your horse is groomed better than your wife.
Ura Montanan if your horse smells better than your husband.
Ura Montanan if your horse's shoes look better than yours.
Ura Montanan if your hunting gear is worth more than your truck.
Ura Montanan if your idea of culture is a Garth Brooks concert.
Ura Montanan if your idea of fun is bowling.
Ura Montanan if your idea of gourmet food is Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Ura Montanan if your idea of gourmet food is buffalo burgers.
Ura Montanan if your kids can't go out because of bears in the yard.
Ura Montanan if your neighboring town is 100 miles away.
Ura Montanan if your parents were smart enough to move there from ND.
Ura Montanan if your pet is a grizzly bear.
Ura Montanan if your rancher neighbors wear Nikes.
Ura Montanan if your school bus eats hay.
Ura Montanan if your slippers are cowboy boots.
Ura Montanan if your state representative is your neighbor.
Ura Montanan if your tires are bald, but your spare looks brand new.
Ura Montanan if your town doesn't have a stop light.
Ura Montanan if your town doesn't have cable TV.
Ura Montanan if your truck is hitting its "prime" at 100,000 miles.
Ura Montanan if your two favorite tools are made by Smith & Wesson.
Ura Montanan if your used truck came with a gun rack and a dog.
Ura Montanan if your walls have more animal mounts than pictures.
Ura Ohioan if you try to tune in WLW to catch all the Reds games!
Ura Redneck Anyone in your family has ever worn a tube-top to a wedding
Ura Redneck If U come back from the dump with more then you took.
Ura Redneck If U dog doubles as your dishwasher.
Ura Redneck If U get your oil changed by your barber.
Ura Redneck If U give away more free puppies then the Humane Society.
Ura Redneck If U have a bumper sticker on your bowling ball.
Ura Redneck If U have a picture of Elvis on velvet in plain sight.
Ura Redneck If U have a tattoo that says, 'Born to bag groceries.'
Ura Redneck If U keep a pellet gun by the front door.
Ura Redneck If U keep catfish in your aquarium.
Ura Redneck If U refer to the fifth grade as 'my senior year.'
Ura Redneck If U refer to your van as 'The Love Machine.'
Ura Redneck If U sell rabbits out of your car.
Ura Redneck If U shop for groceries at a gas station.
Ura Redneck If U think 'recycling' means going home from work.
Ura Redneck If U think Dishwasher Broken means wife has no money.
Ura Redneck If U think French onion dip is and exotic tobacco product.
Ura Redneck If U think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
Ura Redneck If U think people who have electricity are uppity.
Ura Redneck If U think toilet water is exactly that.
Ura Redneck If U wake up with Red Man in your hair.
Ura Redneck If U wash your car more often your kids.
Ura Redneck If U wet the bad and 4 other people immediately know it.
Ura Redneck If U've been arrested for reliving yourself in an ice box.
Ura Redneck If U've ever done Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
Ura Redneck If U've ever heckled during a eulogy.
Ura Redneck If U've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
Ura Redneck If U've ever left Santa Claus a PBR and a Slim Jim.
Ura Redneck If Ur Xmas cards include a Xerox copy of your butt.
Ura Redneck If Ur checks feature pictures of dogs fighting.
Ura Redneck If Ur dog can smoke a cigarette.
Ura Redneck If Ur driveway is bordered by half-buried tractor tires.
Ura Redneck If Ur flashlight holds more then four batteries.
Ura Redneck If Ur kids have a three-day-old Kool-Aid mustache.
Ura Redneck If Ur muffler is held on by a coat hanger.
Ura Redneck If Ur parrot can say. 'Open up, it's the police!'
Ura Redneck If Ur two-year-old has more teeth than you do.
Ura Redneck If Ur wading boots double as dress pants.
Ura Redneck If Ur wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Ura Redneck If Ur wife owns a camouflage nightie.
Ura Redneck If Ur wife owns more deerheads than teeth.
Ura Redneck If Ur wife would rather fish off a bridge then shop.
Ura Redneck If you start foreplay by saying. Get in the truck B#%&@.
Ura Redneck If you think an Odometer measures elasticity.
Ura Redneck Trekker if Klingons think you're crude and rude.
Ura Redneck Trekker if McCoy takes a flea bath after patching you up.
Ura Redneck Trekker if Mr. Mott the barber uses hedge clippers on you.
Ura Redneck Trekker if Neelix's cooking tastes like home cooking.
Ura Redneck Trekker if Odo busts you at your family reunion.
Ura Redneck Trekker if everyone in ur department is a close relative.
Ura Redneck Trekker if the Borg refuse to assimilate you.
Ura Redneck Trekker if the HoloDoc considers you a preferred customer.
Ura Redneck Trekker if the Kazon think *you* have bad hair days.
Ura Redneck Trekker if the SIF fails 'cuz you burned out the clutch.
Ura Redneck Trekker if they put training wheels on your shuttlecraft.
Ura Redneck Trekker if u do ur Xmas shopping in Neelix's waste zone.
Ura Redneck Trekker if u make moonshine and the engines can run on it.
Ura Redneck Trekker if u think the Borg are new-fangled punk rockers.
Ura Redneck Trekker if ur favorite Holodeck program is "Dayona 500."
Ura Redneck Trekker if you ask the replicator for grits.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you ask the replicator for moonshine.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you belch on the Bridge.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you break wind on the Bridge.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you build a beer-can pyramid on the Bridge.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you build a still in Engineering.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you burn out the clutch on a runabout.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you can claim Morn as a relative.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you hang fuzzy dice in the turbolift.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you hang fuzzy dice in your runabout.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you have 3 runabouts and only 1 of them works.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you have a Holodeck program called "WWF."
Ura Redneck Trekker if you have a tattoo of Janeway on your arm.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you have more tattoos than Chakotay.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you hire Quark to cater your wedding.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you organize a belching contest in Ten-Forward.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you plant kudzu in Hydroponics.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you re-create Dolly Parton on the Holodeck.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you re-create Elvis on the Holodeck.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you stage tractor pulls in the Holodeck.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you take a chew and it turns out to be Odo.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you think "Prime Directive" has to do with TV.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you think an Odometer is something on DS9.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you use runabouts for bootlegging.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you've ever been kicked out of the Maquis.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you've ever jump-started a runabout.
Ura Redneck Trekker if your combadge gets AM radio.
Ura Redneck Trekker if your combadge gets all 40 CB channels.
Ura Redneck Trekker if your combadge sounds like Elvis.
Ura Redneck Trekker if your runabout has a CB antenna.
Ura Redneck Trekker if your runabout has mud flaps and a rifle rack.
Ura Redneck Trekker if your shuttlecraft has bumper stickers.
Ura Redneck Trekker if your tobacco juice dissolves Hortas.
Ura Redneck if If Ur dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
Ura Redneck if Jack Daniel's makes your list of most admired people.
Ura Redneck if Jack Daniels makes your most admired list.
Ura Redneck if Less than half of the cars you own run.
Ura Redneck if People hear your car a long time before they see it.
Ura Redneck if The UFO Hotline limits you to one call per day.
Ura Redneck if The main color of your car is primer.
Ura Redneck if There is a stuffed possum mounted in your house.
Ura Redneck if There is a wasp nest in your living room.
Ura Redneck if There's more than 5 McDonalds bags on your car's floor.
Ura Redneck if U consider beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Ura Redneck if U don't stop at rest stops b/c U have an empty milk jug
Ura Redneck if You beat off to Field and Stream.
Ura Redneck if You call your father 'Uncle Dad'.
Ura Redneck if You can have sex without spilling your beer.
Ura Redneck if You consider gargling with Listerine an act of foreplay
Ura Redneck if You entertain yourself an hour with a fly swatter.
Ura Redneck if You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
Ura Redneck if You have ever bar-b-qued Spam on a grill.
Ura Redneck if You have ever episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
Ura Redneck if You have more appliances in the yard than the house.
Ura Redneck if You have more than 2 brothers named Bubba or Jr.
Ura Redneck if You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
Ura Redneck if You own more TV's than books.
Ura Redneck if You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
Ura Redneck if You think potted meat and saltines is an hors d'oeuvre.
Ura Redneck if You were holding a beer in your wedding picture.
Ura Redneck if You're overjoyed when you wake up and the bed isn't wet
Ura Redneck if You've been arrested for reliving yourself in an ice box.
Ura Redneck if You've ever financed a tattoo.
Ura Redneck if You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
Ura Redneck if You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
Ura Redneck if You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
Ura Redneck if You've ever stolen toilet paper.
Ura Redneck if You've ever worn shorts to a funeral home.
Ura Redneck if Your baby's favorite teething ring is a garden hose.
Ura Redneck if Your baby's first words are Attention K-Mart shoppers.
Ura Redneck if Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
Ura Redneck if Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
Ura Redneck if all your art was purchased at gas stations.
Ura Redneck if all your fishing equipment was made by Black & Decker
Ura Redneck if anyone in your family wrestles alligators of a living.
Ura Redneck if anything outside the Lower 48 is 'overseas.'
Ura Redneck if blowing a tire means a new flower pot of the front yard
Ura Redneck if coworkers start a petition over your coffee cup
Ura Redneck if directions to your house include Turn off the paved road
Ura Redneck if kudzu is in your family crest.
Ura Redneck if less than half the cars you own run.
Ura Redneck if on your honeymoon you leave the driving to Greyhound.
Ura Redneck if people hunt in your front yard.
Ura Redneck if red man chewing tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
Ura Redneck if stealing road signs is a family outing.
Ura Redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy
Ura Redneck if the Orkin man says "Give up, you've lost!"
Ura Redneck if the cockroaches left a note saying 'Clean this place up
Ura Redneck if the cottage cheese tub in your ice box holds worms
Ura Redneck if the family business requires a lookout.
Ura Redneck if the main color of you're car is bondo.
Ura Redneck if the original color of you carpet is an unsolved mystery.
Ura Redneck if there is a ham hanging from your front porch.
Ura Redneck if there is a puddle in your driveway year-round.
Ura Redneck if there isn't room for another bumper sticker on the car
Ura Redneck if today's dinner was slow crossing the highway yesterday.
Ura Redneck if today's dinner was too slow crossing the highway.
Ura Redneck if trick-or-treaters are scared to come to your door
Ura Redneck if turnng on your lights involves pulling a string
Ura Redneck if ur wife makes u/wear from Tupperware and rubber bands
Ura Redneck if visiting relatives means getting mud on your tires.
Ura Redneck if when stopped for speeding you wave at your friends
Ura Redneck if when you go to family reunions to meet women!
Ura Redneck if wildlife has ever tried to mate with your clothes
Ura Redneck if you asked a widow for her phone # at the funeral home.
Ura Redneck if you bought your house at a hail sale
Ura Redneck if you buy lard bulk
Ura Redneck if you call the boss Dude.
Ura Redneck if you call your wife and mother-in-law dual airbags
Ura Redneck if you can drink tobacco spit and not puke!
Ura Redneck if you can eat a McDonald's cheeseburger in one bite.
Ura Redneck if you can readily describe the taste of squirrel
Ura Redneck if you can take your bra off while driving.
Ura Redneck if you can't bathe because beer is iced down in the tub
Ura Redneck if you car stereo costs more than your car.
Ura Redneck if you clean your hands daily with gasoline
Ura Redneck if you come back from the dump with more then you took.
Ura Redneck if you connect to World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"
Ura Redneck if you connect to the WWW via a "Down Home Page"
Ura Redneck if you consider Outdoor Life deep reading.
Ura Redneck if you consider Penthouse or Field & Stream deep reading.
Ura Redneck if you consider the fifth grade you senior year.
Ura Redneck if you converted your carport into a beauty shop.
Ura Redneck if you dog doubles as your dishwasher.
Ura Redneck if you don't have a home phone
Ura Redneck if you don't need a clean shirt to go to work.
Ura Redneck if you ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
Ura Redneck if you front yard has one or more cars up on blocks.
Ura Redneck if you get erotic e-mail from Granny and Cousin Sue
Ura Redneck if you get your oil changed by your barber.
Ura Redneck if you give away more free puppies then the Humane Society
Ura Redneck if you go to family reunions to meet girls.
Ura Redneck if you go to family reunions to meet women!
Ura Redneck if you go to your sister's wedding just to kiss the bride
Ura Redneck if you grow flowers in an old toilet in the front yard
Ura Redneck if you have Mason jars filled with stuff the FBI can't ID.
Ura Redneck if you have a Jack Daniels Elvis decanter
Ura Redneck if you have a Jack Daniels poster in the living room
Ura Redneck if you have a bar-b-que with Spam on the grill.
Ura Redneck if you have a bumper sticker on your bowling ball.
Ura Redneck if you have a hefty bag for car window.
Ura Redneck if you have a hook in your shower to hang your hat on
Ura Redneck if you have a picture of Elvis on velvet in plain sight.
Ura Redneck if you have a subscription to Hound Dogs Today
Ura Redneck if you have a tattoo that says, 'Born to bag groceries.' Ura
Ura Redneck if you have a tire swing in you house.
Ura Redneck if you have curtains on your van and not in your house
Ura Redneck if you have ever bar-b-qued Spam on the grill.
Ura Redneck if you have ever used lard in bed.
Ura Redneck if you have lost a tooth opening a beer.
Ura Redneck if you have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
Ura Redneck if you have manure on your shoes as a fashion statement!
Ura Redneck if you have more tattoos than teeth
Ura Redneck if you have more than two brothers named Bubba or Jr.
Ura Redneck if you have sunglasses that are mirrored on the inside.
Ura Redneck if you have to wash your hands before you go to the john
Ura Redneck if you have tried to feed cheese to your computer's mouse
Ura Redneck if you hold a frog and *it* worries about getting warts.
Ura Redneck if you keep a pellet gun by the front door.
Ura Redneck if you keep catfish in your aquarium.
Ura Redneck if you know daddy's C.B. handle but not his real name
Ura Redneck if you know how to milk a goat.
Ura Redneck if you mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
Ura Redneck if you og into a restaurant with a toothpick in your mouth
Ura Redneck if you own a lava lamp more than 5 feet tall
Ura Redneck if you own a pair of homemade lizzard skin boots
Ura Redneck if you own all of the parts of soap-on-a-rope except soap
Ura Redneck if you own more cowboy boots and sneakers.
Ura Redneck if you own more than 3 shirts with cut off sleeves.
Ura Redneck if you paint your car with house paint.
Ura Redneck if you practice fishing off your front porch
Ura Redneck if you prominently display gifts you bought at Graceland.
Ura Redneck if you quit your job so you won't have to pay support.
Ura Redneck if you record WWF Wrestling while Ura at work.
Ura Redneck if you refer to your van as 'The Love Machine.'
Ura Redneck if you sell rabbits out of your car.
Ura Redneck if you share your beer with the dog.
Ura Redneck if you shave your legs with your husband's fishing knife
Ura Redneck if you shop for groceries at a gas station.
Ura Redneck if you shot your computer for receiving an error message
Ura Redneck if you shot your television for showing a repeat
Ura Redneck if you show strangers your war wound
Ura Redneck if you show your belt buckle as an ID.
Ura Redneck if you show your belt buckle when asked for I.D.
Ura Redneck if you stare at a can of O.J. cause it says "concentrate"
Ura Redneck if you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all"
Ura Redneck if you start foreplay with Get in the truck B%$#@.
Ura Redneck if you still have an 8 track player in your car.
Ura Redneck if you think 'recycling' means going home from work.
Ura Redneck if you think BMW's are the call letters for a radio station.
Ura Redneck if you think COBOL is spelled: COBAWL
Ura Redneck if you think Don Perignon is a Mafia leader.
Ura Redneck if you think French dip is and exotic tobacco product.
Ura Redneck if you think Volvo is a part of a woman's anatomy.
Ura Redneck if you think people who have electricity are uppity.
Ura Redneck if you think potted meat and crackers are an hors d'oeuvre
Ura Redneck if you think potted meat on a saltine is a hors d'oeuvre.
Ura Redneck if you think the Information Superhighway should be paved
Ura Redneck if you think toilet water is exactly that.
Ura Redneck if you throw a can out the window and your wife shoots it!
Ura Redneck if you use Lava soap more than 3 times a day
Ura Redneck if you use more than one can of hair spray per week
Ura Redneck if you wake up with Red Man in your hair.
Ura Redneck if you want to be a D.J. when you grow up.
Ura Redneck if you want to be a disc jockey when you grow up.
Ura Redneck if you wear cowboy boots with Bermuda shorts
Ura Redneck if you wet the bad and 4 other people immediately know it.
Ura Redneck if you write off a radiator as a business expense.
Ura Redneck if you're holding a beer in your wedding picture.
Ura Redneck if you're still upset about 'Gunsmoke' being canceled.
Ura Redneck if you've Bar-B-Qued chitlins' on the grill.
Ura Redneck if you've asked a widow for her number at the funeral home
Ura Redneck if you've been arrested for relieving yourself in an ice.
Ura Redneck if you've ever BBQ'd Spam on the grill.
Ura Redneck if you've ever been arrested on an obscene mud-flap charge.
Ura Redneck if you've ever been the third thru the bathwater
Ura Redneck if you've ever committed a crime with a lawn mower.
Ura Redneck if you've ever done Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
Ura Redneck if you've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.
Ura Redneck if you've ever eaten so much your bra hurt you
Ura Redneck if you've ever fed your date french fries in a Denny's
Ura Redneck if you've ever heckled during a eulogy.
Ura Redneck if you've ever left Santa Claus a PBR and a Slim Jim.
Ura Redneck if you've ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
Ura Redneck if you've ever lost your wife in a poker game.
Ura Redneck if you've ever names a child for a good dog.
Ura Redneck if you've ever painted your girl's name on an overpass
Ura Redneck if you've ever picked up a woman at a convenience store
Ura Redneck if you've ever plucked a nose hair with a pair of pliers
Ura Redneck if you've ever put a six-pack in the casket
Ura Redneck if you've lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
Ura Redneck if you've never heard a toilet flush
Ura Redneck if you've run down a bowling lane and slid into the pins!
Ura Redneck if you've spray-painted your 's name on an overpass.
Ura Redneck if you've stood outside a john and heckled someone inside
Ura Redneck if you've tried to combine a Mr Coffee with your still
Ura Redneck if you've used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on
Ura Redneck if you've used a weed eater indoors.
Ura Redneck if you've used lard in bed.
Ura Redneck if your Cmas cards include a Xerox copy of your butt
Ura Redneck if your Junior and Senior Prom had a Day care.
Ura Redneck if your KKK robes were the cleanest clothes you ever wore.
Ura Redneck if your Xmas cards include a Xerox copy of your butt.
Ura Redneck if your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT"
Ura Redneck if your belt buckle doubles as a serving platter
Ura Redneck if your bowling ball cost more than your colledge educatin
Ura Redneck if your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting.
Ura Redneck if your chili's secret ingredient comes from a bait shop
Ura Redneck if your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
Ura Redneck if your computer desk has a special place for the spitcup
Ura Redneck if your dad walks U to school b/c you're in the same grade
Ura Redneck if your daughter's wedding is an excuse to buy a shotgun
Ura Redneck if your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
Ura Redneck if your dog can smoke a cigarette
Ura Redneck if your dog can't watch your cat without gagging.
Ura Redneck if your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife does
Ura Redneck if your entertained by a 6 pack and a bug zapper.
Ura Redneck if your ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
Ura Redneck if your family reunion features a tobacco spit-off
Ura Redneck if your family tree does not fork.
Ura Redneck if your family tree doesn't branch.
Ura Redneck if your family tree doesn't have any branches
Ura Redneck if your family tree has no branches.
Ura Redneck if your family tree is a straight line.
Ura Redneck if your family's No. 1 enemy is revenuers
Ura Redneck if your fax cover sheets mention the word "livestock"
Ura Redneck if your flashlight holds more then four batteries.
Ura Redneck if your front porch collapses and kills more than 3 dogs.
Ura Redneck if your front porch falls in and kills more than three dogs.
Ura Redneck if your front yard is a designated landfill
Ura Redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve
Ura Redneck if your horse can count higher than you
Ura Redneck if your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
Ura Redneck if your idea of going formal is a black truck.
Ura Redneck if your kids have a three-day-old Kool-Aid mustache.
Ura Redneck if your kids take a siphon hose to Show and Tell.
Ura Redneck if your kitchen doubles as a bait store
Ura Redneck if your laptop says "Protected by Smith and Wesson"
Ura Redneck if your little black book is a string of cocktail napkins
Ura Redneck if your local 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead!
Ura Redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
Ura Redneck if your local funeral home has a neon sign in the window.
Ura Redneck if your mailbox is made out of old auto parts.
Ura Redneck if your mama has a spit cup on the ironing board.
Ura Redneck if your mat says, 'You'd better have a search warrant.'
Ura Redneck if your mother genuinely admires your girlfriends tattoos.
Ura Redneck if your mother has ammo on her Christmas list.
Ura Redneck if your neighbors have ever asked to borrow the light bulb
Ura Redneck if your picture is on the wall of a McDonald's.
Ura Redneck if your porch collapses, and it kills more than seven dogs
Ura Redneck if your retirement plans include getting your own place
Ura Redneck if your riding lawn mower has cup holders
Ura Redneck if your savings are out of reach for a '76 Pinto.
Ura Redneck if your school colors are camoflage
Ura Redneck if your sister subscribes to 'Soldier of Fortune' magazine.
Ura Redneck if your taxidermist is on 'speed-dial'.
Ura Redneck if your tool box is bigger than your pantry.
Ura Redneck if your truck can pass over a 55 gal drum without touching
Ura Redneck if your truck has ever been the scene of a crime
Ura Redneck if your veterinarian is also a taxidermist
Ura Redneck if your wading boots double as dress pants.
Ura Redneck if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Ura Redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
Ura Redneck if your wife has four-wheel drive on her vacuum cleaner.
Ura Redneck if your wife keep a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
Ura Redneck if your wife owns more deerheads than teeth.
Ura Redneck if your wife rides in the back so the dog won't get sick
Ura Redneck if your wife's arms got so big from pushing your car
Ura Redneck if your wife's brass knuckles set off the airport security.
Ura Redneck if your wife's hairdo has been caught in a ceiling fan.
Ura Redneck if your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling.
Ura Redneck if your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
Ura Redneck if, And the '57 Ford is on cement blocks instead of wheels
Ura Redneck if, Anyone in your family wrestles alligators of a living.
Ura Redneck if, Anything outside the Lower 48 is 'overseas.'
Ura Redneck if, If Bill Clinton is the most intelligent man you've seen.
Ura Redneck if, If Hilary Clinton is the prettiest woman you've seen.
Ura Redneck if, Motorcycle gangs are afraid of your grandmother.
Ura Redneck if, Stealing road signs is a family outing.
Ura Redneck if, The family business requires a lookout.
Ura Redneck if, The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas
Ura Redneck if, The primary color of your car is Bondo.
Ura Redneck if, The reindeer on your lawn at Christmas are pulling a '57
Ura Redneck if, You actually know what NASCAR stands for.
Ura Redneck if, You bring your dog to work with you
Ura Redneck if, You can eat a McDonald's cheeseburger in one bite.
Ura Redneck if, You consider Outdoor Life deep reading.
Ura Redneck if, You converted your carport into a beauty shop.
Ura Redneck if, You cut your grass and find a car.
Ura Redneck if, You don't like those 'new-fangled' people.
Ura Redneck if, You don't need a clean shirt to go to work.
Ura Redneck if, You get a woody reading Field and Stream.
Ura Redneck if, You go to a family reunion looking for a date.
Ura Redneck if, You have a Hefty bag for a passenger side window on your
Ura Redneck if, You have a bumper sticker on your bowling ball.
Ura Redneck if, You have a rag for a gas cap.
Ura Redneck if, You have a tire swing in you house.
Ura Redneck if, You have an above ground pool and you fish in it.
Ura Redneck if, You have more than two brothers named Bubba and Junior
Ura Redneck if, You have to lock in your hubs to go get the mail.
Ura Redneck if, You keep a spit cup on the ironin' board.
Ura Redneck if, You know how many championships Dale Earnhardt has won
Ura Redneck if, You know how to milk a goat.
Ura Redneck if, You mow your lawn with a tractor.
Ura Redneck if, You owe your taxidermist more than your annual income.
Ura Redneck if, You own more than two tractors.
Ura Redneck if, You paint your car with house paint.
Ura Redneck if, You refer to a long-bed pickup as a STRETCH-LIMO.
Ura Redneck if, You refer to your van as 'The Love Machine.'
Ura Redneck if, You roll your own cigarettes.
Ura Redneck if, You sell rabbits out of your car.
Ura Redneck if, You share your beer with the dog.
Ura Redneck if, You smoked at your wedding.
Ura Redneck if, You still think the Eagles will get together for a final
Ura Redneck if, You take a beer with you to a job interview.
Ura Redneck if, You taught your dog to retrieve beers from the fridge.
Ura Redneck if, You think Campho-phenique is a miracle drug.
Ura Redneck if, You think French onion dip is an exotic tobacco product.
Ura Redneck if, You think Virginia Slims is a new brand of condoms.
Ura Redneck if, You think Volvo is a part of the female anatomy.
Ura Redneck if, You think people who have electricity are uppity.
Ura Redneck if, You think potted meat on a saltine is a hors d'oeuvre.
Ura Redneck if, You think the remote control is your kid brother.
Ura Redneck if, You thinks rabbits are food, not pets.
Ura Redneck if, You weigh four pounds more after you find your keys.
Ura Redneck if, You write off a radiator as a business expense.
Ura Redneck if, You'd rather catch bass than get some (if you can't guess...)
Ura Redneck if, You're better than Daddy!
Ura Redneck if, You're dog and wallet are both on a chain.
Ura Redneck if, You're still upset about 'Gunsmoke' being canceled.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever barbecued SPAM on the grill.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever been arrested on an obscene mud-flap charge.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever been to drunk to go fishing.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever committed a crime with a lawn mower.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever financed a tattoo.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever gotten a deer tag as a Christmas present.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever lost your wife in a poker game.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever made change in the offering plate.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever named a child for a good dog.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever shot anyone for looking at you.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever used lard in bed.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
Ura Redneck if, You've figured out a way to put a gun rack on a bicycle.
Ura Redneck if, You've named your truck, but not your dog.
Ura Redneck if, Your 'watch-dogs' are geese.
Ura Redneck if, Your Mom and Dad are brother and sister.
Ura Redneck if, Your Mom has ever won three bass tournaments in the same
Ura Redneck if, Your brass knuckles set off the airport security.
Ura Redneck if, Your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
Ura Redneck if, Your computer keyboard has a 'guzinta' key.
Ura Redneck if, Your daddy is also your favorite uncle.
Ura Redneck if, Your doormat says, 'You'd better have a search warrant
Ura Redneck if, Your family tree does not fork.
Ura Redneck if, Your favorite OZ]Wc event is American Gladiators.
Ura Redneck if, Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed
Ura Redneck if, Your girlfriend has her own minnow bucket.
Ura Redneck if, Your girlfriend just sold off her 'old' saddle.
Ura Redneck if, Your idea of foreplay is: Get in the truck, Bitch!
Ura Redneck if, Your kids have a three-day-old Kool-Aid mustache.
Ura Redneck if, Your laundry can walk around without you in it.
Ura Redneck if, Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Ura Redneck if, Your local funeral home has a neon sign in the window.
Ura Redneck if, Your mailbox is made out of old auto parts.
Ura Redneck if, Your mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
Ura Redneck if, Your mother keeps a spit-cup on the ironing board.
Ura Redneck if, Your sister subscribes to 'Soldier of Fortune' magazine.
Ura Redneck if, Your truck is taller than your house.
Ura Redneck if, Your two year old has more teeth than you do.
Ura Redneck if, Your wallet and your dog are both on a chain.
Ura Redneck if, Your wife has four-wheel drive on her vacuum cleaner.
Ura Redneck if, Your wife outweighs your truck.
Ura Redneck if, Your wife's brass knuckles set off the airport security.
Ura Redneck if, you get too drunk to fish!
Ura Redneck if, you have a gun rack on your bicycle!
Ura Redneck if, you think Slim Fast is Reba McEntire's drummer.
Ura Redneck if, you think espresso is a courier service.
Ura Redneck if, you've ever asked for Beano on your Big Mac.
Ura Redneck if. You call your father 'Uncle Dad'.
Ura Redneck if: Your belt buckle is heavier than 4 lbs.
Ura Redneck if: Your entertained by a 6-pack and a bug-zapper.
Ura Redneck if: Your porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die.
Ura Redneck if: your local ambulance is a tractor.
Ura Redneck ifAll your art was purchased at gas stations.
Ura True Northerner if any of your hobbies require dogs and a sled.
Ura old-timer if you remember when, a baby-sitter was called Mother.
Ura redneck If U can drink rubbing alcahol.
Ura redneck If U can drink tobacco spit and not puke!
Ura redneck If U take a bath once a week.
Ura redneck If Ur wife drinks more beer than you do.
Ura redneck if All of your four letter words are two syllables.
Ura redneck if You have a Hefty Bag for a passenger-side window.
Ura redneck if You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
Ura redneck if You own more than three shirts with the sleeves cut off
Ura redneck if You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
Ura redneck if You've ever been kicked out of the 3K for being a BIGOT
Ura redneck if You've ever worn a tube top to a weeding.
Ura redneck if you can drink rubbing alcahol.
Ura redneck if you can drink tobacco spit and not puke!
Ura redneck if you can guzzle Ever Clear!
Ura redneck if you have manure on your shoes as a fashion statement!
Ura redneck if you take a bath once a week.
Ura redneck if your house moves but you have four cars that don't.
Ura redneck if your wife drinks more beer than you do.
Ura redneck if, You fish in your above-ground pool. . . and catch something
Ura redneck if: both you and your dog wear a chain
Ura redneck when you can drink tobacco spit!
Ura redneck when you can guzzle Everclear!
Ura redneck when you go to family reunions to meet women!
Uranus is built on a funny tilt, and Neptune is its twin.
Urban Apocalypse Now!
Urban Areas - By Bill Tupp
Urban planners do it in cities all around the world.
Urban planning
Urchin! You're rich! - Arthur Yeah, rich in spirit. - Sewer Urchin
Uri Geller's Auto Body and Moebius Donut Shop
Urinals are 50% universal.
Urinalysis - The Study of "pissed off" people
Urinate, but if you had boobs you'd be a ten.
Urinate, but if your tits were bigger you'd be a ten!
Urinate. No, I'm a 10, She's an 8.
Urine (Baseball term): Opposite of "You're out."
Urine - opposite of you're out
Urine should only be green if you're Mr. Spock. - Rimmer.
Urine............. Opposite of Your out
Urine: Baseball term - opposite of "Your out."
Urine: Opposite of "You're Out..."
Urine: Baseball term: Opposite of "You're out."
Urine: Opposite of "You're Out."
Urologist's license plate: PPDR
Urologist, n. - Someone to never accept a drink from
Urotsukihentai: Legend of the Overperverted
Urr &lt;wince&gt; Can we not mention fixing me? Please? - Quickling
Urrrrgh. Well, at least you're comfortably numb. - Anna Steven
Ursa Major's do it bare.
Ursel - Goddess of the Stars, Moon Virgin
Urza was recently caught stealing Mishra's ornithopter
Us * "Not a problem."--Parker Lewis
Us Canucks just do things different from y'all.
Us Highlanders have to stick together. - Duncan MacLeod
Us Leechers need more time to download
Us Maritimers don't do things like other people do.
Us bears, we do love singin' in country harmony!
Us hungry, need food.... Lots of books.... Hmm....(Orcish Librarian)
Us men are tired of losing our women. - Dan Quayle on breast cancer
Us, No Lights PLEEZE
Us, and them, and after all we're only ordinary men -Floyd
Us?.....Naw, we're not lost
Usage: fortune -P [-f] -a [xsz] Q: file [rKe9] -v6[+] file1
Usage: fortune -P [] -a [xsz] [Q: [file]] [rKe9] -v6[+] dataspec ... inputdir
Usagi the Tool Girl, the Reconstructive Surgeon's Friend
Usagi: "What's this button do?" &lt;CLICK&gt; &lt;BOOM&gt;
Usagi: Can I have some Trix? Kids: Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!
Use "DEVICE=EXXON" to screw up your environment
Use "Heureka" brand toilet paper - We guarantee a breakthrough every time !
Use 2 computers to multitask in Windows
Use Alt-H if you need an additional 15 minutes
Use Auschwitz Soap...It's Concentrated!
Use BBS messages to their fullest advantage...Use an OFFLINE reader!
Use Barney as a target at an archery range.
Use Blue Wave, then you can express it in 72 characters or less.
Use Colgate toothpaste or end up with teeth like a Ferengi.
Use DEVICE = EXXON to screw up your environment.
Use DEVICE=BUSH.SYS to really screw up your environment.
Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your enviroment.
Use DEVICE=K300.SYS in your CONFIG.SYS to eliminate all bugs
Use DesqView (Windows breaks very easily).
Use Doublespace and trash your hard drive
Use EXTEND.ZIP to get more handles on life
Use FTD protocol to download floral arrangements.
Use GOTOs only to implement a fundamental structure.
Use IF...ELSE IF...ELSE IF...ELSE... to implement multi-way branches.
Use IF...ELSE IF...ELSE IF...ELSE... to implement multi
Use JIM_EXON.SYS to end freedom of speech and Modeming!
Use MS-DOS, not Eunuchs.
Use Mental Floss daily to help prevent Truth Decay
Use NABOB-The Preparation H of Archivers!
Use OS/2 before the other half of you PC rusts!
Use OS/2 even if it's only to "Just Say No to Windows"
Use OS/2, Luke, Don't give in to the DOS side.- ObiWan Ken
Use Oxymoron for those really stupid pimples!
Use Oxymoron, kids, and ZAP those really stupid pimples.
Use Pascal, C the light, it's Wirth something!
Use Preparation H and kiss your hemorrhoids goodbye!
Use Preparation K for all your femmeroids
Use Psychicmodem, the telepathic protocol!
Use Raid. Stops bugs dead!
Use Roman Numerals on your Income Tax Return
Use SLMR to put the TOMCAT! to work for you!
Use Saddam Condoms, for those who always pull out late.
Use Saddam condoms, for those that pull out too late.
Use Smoke Detectors or sleep with a firefighter!!
Use SuperGlue on your Hard drive--Stop fragmentation before it begins.
Use Tag-No-Mor to stop those replicating taglines! Order Today!
Use Visine on Russia, it gets the RED out!
Use Windex On Windoze!
Use Windex On Your Windows
Use Windows Terminal....at your own risk. Not approved by Hayes Modems
Use Windows and turn your 486 into a XT
Use YOUR shameful imagination here.
Use a Brillo pad & comet - Mike as kid washes face
Use a DAT...Go to jail.
Use a Grackle - Go to Prison
Use a big lure, you won't catch any small fish
Use a condom and be safe, NOT DEAD!!
Use a condom, or THIS &lt;picture of David&gt; could happen to you!
Use a condom, or die - it's your choice.
Use a little English, to Doctor the Spin
Use a pun, go to jail
Use a rubber, not a sock, when you cover up your cock.
Use a telepath to ensnare a telepath - ingenious. - Phoenix
Use a top notch, feature rich archiver. Use ARJ 2.41!
Use algebraic symbols when you do not know what you are talking about
Use an accordion, go to jail. It's the law.
Use an accordion. Go to jail. -- KFOG, San Francisco
Use anti-virus, have safer HEX
Use any advice given or implied at your own risk!
Use apostrophe's correctly.
Use blowdryer to speed up defrosting TV dinners. - Blonde Moments
Use both eyes; you'll need them.
Use condoms on every conceivable occasion.
Use contraceptives at every conceivable occasion
Use debugging compilers
Use every man after his desert and who shall escape whipping?
Use for Snow Bean the fake blonde next door
Use for Snow � Use it to cool down hell
Use for a broken PC #243: Throw it at Bill Gates.
Use free--form input where possible
Use hope and imagination as weapons of survival and progress.
Use it in good health (and an air-conditioned room!)
Use it or lose it
Use it up ... Wear it out. Make it do ... Or do without
Use it up, wear it out, make it do, do without
Use it up... wear it out. Make it do... or do without. - US World War II message
Use lawyers. Scientists don't get as attached to them as lab rats.
Use leavened bread in your Eucharist--Christ is Risen!
Use library functions.
Use life prisoners for medical experiments
Use mental floss daily to prevent truth decay
Use of an alias is NOT AN ILLEGAL ACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Use of this product will increase disorder in universe.
Use old reliable DOS-Plus to keep your Windows un-GUI.
Use only as directed.
Use only half your brain! Get a Limbaughtomy
Use only in well-ventilated area.
Use other side for additional listings.
Use phenolphthalein, @TOFIRST@ indicated
Use phenolphthalein, Orville indicated
Use phenolphthalein, Tom indicated.
Use professional politicians as lab animals!
Use protection when handling other people's disks!
Use pumice on your tender nipple buds - Tom
Use soft words and hard arguments
Use soft words and hard arguments -- Old English Proverb
Use soft words, and hard arguments.
Use subdirectories; keep your FAT thin!
Use taglines at your own risk - Big Brother is watching and taking notes.
Use tasteful words, You might have to eat them.
Use tasteful words, you might just have to eat them
Use tasteful words... just in case you have to eat them.
Use that famous LaForge charm. - Beverly Howard
Use that forked tounge on me....no I didn't say speak it
Use the Crack Cocaine personally endorsed by Wm Webster!
Use the Force, #TN#!
Use the Force, @FN@!
Use the Force, @TOFIRST@!
Use the Force, Bob !
Use the Force, Chrissy !
Use the Force, Luke
Use the Force, Luke but not Windows
Use the Force, Luke, Don't give in to the DOS side - AmigaWan
Use the Force, Luke.
Use the Force, Luke... but not Windows
Use the Force, Orville!
Use the Fork at the dinner table, Luke. Not the Force.
Use the Forks, Luke! -- Kenobi to Skywalker at dinner
Use the Source, Luke
Use the choke hold! ...the choke hold! -Beavis
Use the comlink? Oh dear, I turned it off.
Use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp.
Use the door, don't crawl through Windows.
Use the force
Use the force...
Use the fork, Luke ! (Mum Skywalker)
Use the forks, Luke... - Ben Kenobi at the dinnertable
Use the gas, Luke!
Use the good silver. - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Use the manual override to open the doors! - Intendant
Use the most powerful weapon of all...STRATEGIC RETREAT! -EWJim
Use the mouse Luke -Obi Wan Gates-
Use the other half of your 32-bit computer. Buy OS/2!
Use the simplest solution which suffices
Use the sword and you'll be given the pen
Use this credit card...I found it in the parking lot.
Use this tagline before it expires!
Use undiluted Lint for clean programs.
Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa bill.
Use your discretion, Mr. Paris. Janeway
Use your ears oftener than your tongue.
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake.
Use your head! It's the little things that count.
Use your head. Little things count
Use your imagination, and your fantasy will create it!
Use your imagination. It was true horror. -- Tom Servo
Use your life lifting people up, not putting them down!
Use your own Recipe, this one's MINE!!
Use your own TAGLINE, this one's MINE !!!
Use your own hair brush
Use your own hair brush, Tom bristled.
Use your own judgement - - then do as I say
Use your own recipe, this one belongs to someone else.
Use your own tagline, this one's MINE!!
Use your right! Use your right! Get him while he's chewing!
Use your smile for an umbrella....& get a mouthful of rain! &lt;rimshot&gt;
Use your spelchecker to avoid mispellings
Use your tag line today!
Use your wit to amuse, not abuse nor confuse the stupid.
UseJUDKINS Recvd: NO
Used to have a handle on life. Then it broke
Used Car: Not what it is jacked up to be.
Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
Used Cars: Why go somewhere else and be cheated? Come here first
Used Iraqi rifles for sale: Dropped once, never fired
Used Recipes for sale. $10 each.
Used Taglines for Sale, get them while they're hot!
Used Taglines for sale. $10 each.
Used all of a pig but the squeal...until Ornette
Used all your sick days? Call in dead!
Used car: Not what it's jacked up to be
Used lottery tickets sold here
Used only once by a little old mail reader from Pasadena!
Used recipes for Sale, gettem while their hot!!
Used staples are good with SOY SAUCE!
Used starship for sale. Call AT&T Subspace BR-549.
Used tagline-$5 firm. As is. Will pay shipping and COD
Used taglines for $ale - 8 bits each. Call 555-FUNY
Used taglines for sale. $10 each.
Used taglines for sale. $10 each. Netmail 1:2210/7956
Used the NecronomiCOM, logged onto the other side at 300 baud
Used to be Chris. &lt;g&gt; Now he's gone. Who volunteers? - Anna Steven
Used to be that my true love brought me chocolate. Now my true love IS chocolate.
Used to be, people married first & then lived together. Quaint, huh?
Used to have a handle on life, but recently it fell off
Used up all your sick days? Call in dead!
Useful Latin phrases for today : Get a life - Fac ut vivas
Useful Load: Volumetric capacity disregarding weight
Useful as a chocolate teapot.
Useful as a football bat
Useful as a hip pocket on a T-shirt.
Useful as a kickstand on a horse
Useful as a mint-flavored suppository
Useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
Useful as tits on a bull / boar-hog.
Useful programs will have to be changed.
Useful? Sure! Lawyers are an excellent source of protein.
Useless = Useless Inventions
Useless Invention, an inflatable PC -- The Ultimate Laptop!
Useless Invention, battery-operated nuclear power plants.
Useless Invention, ejector seats for helicopters yet?
Useless Invention, umbrellas with sun roofs.
Useless Invention: Air-Bag Motorcycle jacket.
Useless Invention: Anklet wristwatches for contortionists.
Useless Invention: Battery-operated nuclear power plants.
Useless Invention: Braille Drivers' Manual
Useless Invention: Braille TV guide.
Useless Invention: Braille toilet paper.
Useless Invention: Braille tv remote control.
Useless Invention: Brake oil.
Useless Invention: Breathable space suit.
Useless Invention: Brown undershorts.
Useless Invention: Cabin pressurization system for the Cessna 150.
Useless Invention: Caffeine-free Diet Coke.
Useless Invention: Camcorder with braile-encoded buttons.
Useless Invention: Candy bars with stannous fluoride added.
Useless Invention: Cast iron wire.
Useless Invention: Cat flap for the fridge.
Useless Invention: Checkered paint.
Useless Invention: Combs for bald-heads.
Useless Invention: Condoms for misogynists.
Useless Invention: Cordless plumb line.
Useless Invention: Dehydrated water.
Useless Invention: Diet celery.
Useless Invention: Digital clock-winder.
Useless Invention: Digital computer.
Useless Invention: Double-sided playing cards.
Useless Invention: Downhill stairmaster.
Useless Invention: Ejector seats for helicopters.
Useless Invention: Electric banana straightener.
Useless Invention: Electric dog polisher.
Useless Invention: Fat-free Twinkies.
Useless Invention: Felt Jumper cables.
Useless Invention: Fine glass-crystal castanets.
Useless Invention: Fireproof cigarettes.
Useless Invention: Fireproof kindling.
Useless Invention: Fireproof matches.
Useless Invention: Flame-retardant gasoline.
Useless Invention: Flashbulb tester.
Useless Invention: Flavoured suppositories.
Useless Invention: Foam rubber toothpicks.
Useless Invention: Freeze Dried Water.
Useless Invention: Frictionless Sandpaper.
Useless Invention: Fur sink.
Useless Invention: Hand-powered chainsaw.
Useless Invention: How-to cassettes for the deaf.
Useless Invention: Ice skate sandals, for use in hot climates.
Useless Invention: Inflatable PC -- The Ultimate Laptop!
Useless Invention: Inflatable anchor.
Useless Invention: Inflatable darts-board.
Useless Invention: Kickstand for a tank.
Useless Invention: Laundromat in a nudist colony.
Useless Invention: Leather cutlery.
Useless Invention: Lie detectors for politicians.
Useless Invention: Low salt brine.
Useless Invention: Low-calorie PowerBar.
Useless Invention: Luminous sun-dial, for use at night.
Useless Invention: Matte finish floor wax.
Useless Invention: Mesh raincoat.
Useless Invention: Money with negative face value.
Useless Invention: Motorcycle seat-belts.
Useless Invention: Muffler Bearings.
Useless Invention: Non-stick Cellotape.
Useless Invention: Open Toed Safety Shoes.
Useless Invention: Papier mache step ladder.
Useless Invention: Parachute that opens automatically, upon impact.
Useless Invention: Particle board tent stakes.
Useless Invention: Reduced calorie water.
Useless Invention: Remote control for a Watchman.
Useless Invention: Remote control for a computer.
Useless Invention: Reversible garbage disposal.
Useless Invention: Second-hand fireworks.
Useless Invention: Tire chains for motorcycles.
Useless Invention: Training wheels for timid sports car drivers.
Useless Invention: Waterproof toilet paper.
Useless Invention: A Pacemaker made by the creators of the Clapper.
Useless Invention: A freezer for Eskimos.
Useless Invention: AC adapter for solar calculators.
Useless Invention: Air-Bag Motorcycle jacket.
Useless Invention: Air-Bag for a motorcycle
Useless Invention: Anklet wristwatches for contortionists.
Useless Invention: Avalanche prevention goggles.
Useless Invention: Battery powered battery charger.
Useless Invention: Battery-operated nuclear power plants.
Useless Invention: Blinker Fluid.
Useless Invention: Braille Drivers' Manual
Useless Invention: Braille toilet paper.
Useless Invention: Braille tv guide.
Useless Invention: Braille tv remote control.
Useless Invention: Brake oil.
Useless Invention: Breathable space suit.
Useless Invention: Brown undershorts.
Useless Invention: Cabin pressurization system for the Cessna 150.
Useless Invention: Caffeine-free Diet Coke.
Useless Invention: Camcorder with braile-encoded buttons.
Useless Invention: Candy bars with stannous fluoride added.
Useless Invention: Cast iron wire.
Useless Invention: Cat flap for the fridge.
Useless Invention: Combs for bald-heads.
Useless Invention: Cordless plumb line.
Useless Invention: De-hydrated water.
Useless Invention: Diet Slim Fast.
Useless Invention: Diet celery.
Useless Invention: Digital clock-winder.
Useless Invention: Digital computer.
Useless Invention: Double-Sided Thumb Tacks.
Useless Invention: Double-sided Flypaper.
Useless Invention: Double-sided playing cards.
Useless Invention: Downhill stair master.
Useless Invention: Ejector seats for helicopters.
Useless Invention: Electric Dental Floss.
Useless Invention: Electric Toothpick.
Useless Invention: Electric banana straightener.
Useless Invention: Electric dog polisher.
Useless Invention: Extra-large bicycle clips, for cycling in shorts.
Useless Invention: Fat-free Twinkies.
Useless Invention: Fine glass-crystal castanets.
Useless Invention: Fireproof kindling.
Useless Invention: Flame-retardant gasoline.
Useless Invention: Flavored suppositories.
Useless Invention: Fly-screens in submarines.
Useless Invention: Foam rubber toothpicks.
Useless Invention: Freeze Dried Water.
Useless Invention: Frictionless Sandpaper.
Useless Invention: Hand-powered chain saw.
Useless Invention: How-to cassettes for the deaf.
Useless Invention: Ice skate sandals, for use in hot climates.
Useless Invention: Inflatable PC -- The Ultimate Laptop!
Useless Invention: Inflatable anchor.
Useless Invention: Inflatable dart board.
Useless Invention: Kickstand for a tank.
Useless Invention: Laundromat in a nudist colony.
Useless Invention: Leather cutlery.
Useless Invention: Lie detectors for politicians.
Useless Invention: Low salt brine.
Useless Invention: Low-calorie Power Bar.
Useless Invention: Matte finish floor wax.
Useless Invention: Micro-miniature personal vibrator
Useless Invention: Motorcycle seat-belts.
Useless Invention: Non-intrusive alarm clock (raises flag; no ringing)
Useless Invention: Non-stick Cellotape.
Useless Invention: One way Cat Flap for the fridge!
Useless Invention: Open Toed Safety Shoes.
Useless Invention: Papier mache step ladder.
Useless Invention: Parachute that opens automatically, upon impact.
Useless Invention: Rabid Teddy Bear.
Useless Invention: Reduced calorie water.
Useless Invention: Remote control for a Watchman.
Useless Invention: Remote control for a computer.
Useless Invention: Reversible garbage disposal.
Useless Invention: Rollerblade skates for peglegs.
Useless Invention: Rubber Kleenex.
Useless Invention: Rubber Nails.
Useless Invention: Screen door on a submarine.
Useless Invention: Second-hand fireworks.
Useless Invention: Self stick frying pan.
Useless Invention: Shock absorbers on atom bombs.
Useless Invention: Smell-O-Vision.
Useless Invention: Snorkeling goggles with windscreen wipers.
Useless Invention: Soap Dissolver.
Useless Invention: Solar powered flashlight.
Useless Invention: Solar powered night light.
Useless Invention: Solar powered torch.
Useless Invention: Solar-powered pacemakers for elderly sunbathers.
Useless Invention: Steel-belted radial rubber bands.
Useless Invention: Strap-on portable chairs.
Useless Invention: Sugar coated insulin.
Useless Invention: Sundial with glow in the dark markings.
Useless Invention: Sunroof on a sub.
Useless Invention: Sunscreen for African Americans.
Useless Invention: Sunscreen for Negroes
Useless Invention: The Clapper for people with no hands.
Useless Invention: Tire chains for motorcycles.
Useless Invention: Trailer hitch for the Honda CVCC.
Useless Invention: Training wheels for timid sports car drivers.
Useless Invention: Umbrella with a skylight.
Useless Invention: Unsinkable submarine.
Useless Invention: Waterproof sponge.
Useless Invention: Waterproof tea bags.
Useless Invention: Waterproof toilet paper.
Useless accesory: Macintosh keyboard.
Useless as preparing a gourmet French meal for a Labrador retriever.
Useless as windshield wipers on a duck's ass.
Useless invention - combs for bald heads.
Useless invention: screen doors for submarines.
Useless laws weaken the necessary laws. - Montesquieu
Useless tagline, please dispose of properly after use.
Useless! Useless!
Useless, but decorative.
Useless, useless, Rimmer, you're useless. - Frogs
Useless: for example, this definition
Useless: a feminist message without a Tagline
Usenet freaks do it with hard drives
Usenet freaks do it with hard drives.
Usenet is a way of being annoyed by people you otherwise never would have met
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read
Usenet is mad at the cows.
Usenet is not a bicycle. Usenet is not a fish
Usenet is not a right. It's a right, a left, and an uppercut to the jaw
Usenet news freaks do it with many groups at once.
Usenet: It's not an obsession, just something I have to do ALL the time
Usenet: Now everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Usenet: Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally
User n. Technical term used by computer pros. See Idiot
User (n): technical term used by programmers - see idiot.
User - A technical term used by computer pros. See Idiot.
User - A term used by SysOps. See "idiots"
User - a technical computer term. Also, see idiot
User - a technical term used by computer pros. See also, idiot.
User 007, licensend to login
User Error - hit user with keyboard to continue
User Error: Qualified user expected
User Error: Replace user and hit any key to continue...
User Error: replace user then press any key
User Friendly, if you don't use it - its friendly.
User Friendly: Never having to say "I read the manual."
User Friendly: The user must be friendly--or ELSE!
User Frienly, if you don't Use it - its Friendly!
User Logon....300 baud....300 BAUD?!?!.#^#%^NO CARRIER
User Rule 1: Hit Your Sysop To Continue
User Target Error: You just shot yourself in the foot
User Too Stupid Error: Try again next year
User corrupt - initialize user and try again
User error
User error - (R)eplace, (I)gnore, (K)ill ??
User error, the universal bug
User error. It's not our fault. Is not! Is not!
User error. Replace user and press any key to continue.
User error. It's not our fault. Is not! Is not!
User error. Replace user and press any key to continue. -- Unknown
User error... replace user and continue.
User error: Hit user with keyboard to continue.
User error: Replace user and hit any key to continue.
User error: Hit user with keyboard to continue.
User error: Replace user and press ENTER
User errorreplace user and continue.
User friendliness
User friendly: trivialized, slow, incapable, and boring
User has signed off from IRC (Connection reset by pulled modem cable)
User hostile
User hostile
User incompatible [A]bort [R]etry [K]ill User
User logging on... 1200 baud... 1200 BAUD?! &gt;click&lt; ...NO CARRIER
User logging on...1200 baud....1200 BAUD?!?!..&lt;click&gt;...N
User n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.
User not Found. (S)mile, (L)augh, (T)hank God?
User not found! (R)etry, (F)ail, (E)mulate?
User not found... Delete OS/2 instead? (Y/y)?
User with unknown IQ detected - Delete (Y/Y)
User's Manuals like fish hooks are well named
User) Huh? What's a modem?NO CARRIER
User-Friendly: Supplied with a full-color manual
User-a technical term used by computer gurus. See idiot.
User-friendly! User-friendly! What about us Machines?
User-friendly: trivialized, slow, incapable, and boring.
User-supported recipe. To register send $49.95 to
User: A harmless drudge
User: Technical term used by computer pros. See Idiot.
User: A harmless drudge.
User: Did not Sysop: Did to NO CARRIER!
User: Someone requiring Drug rehabilitation
User: Term used by computer professionals. Syn. "idiot"
User: The hardest-to-setup PC peripheral you can buy
User: What is the Fidonet? Moderator: The Fidonet is the Fidonet.
User: a technical term used by computer pros. See idiot.
UserInfo1.00:DAJGHLDIBFHHIBDECFDGAKDFEGDMBLIFG05
User\u'ser\ - a. technical term used by computer pros; See idiot.
Users - A term used by sysops. See "idiots"
Users : Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight.
Users NEVER sleep! Jusk ask any sysop
Users are *my* nightmare
Users are always right...until they're out of earshot.
Users are losers. --MacGruff The Crime Dog.
Users come in two types : ones who have lost data, and ones who will
Users do it off-topic
Users exist to provide a test load for the system
Users favorite message..."This never happens on other BBS's I call."
Users know how to use a mouse. Experts know how to use a keyboard
Users never appreciate computers, until their down
Users suck
Users to actually hear ansi music
Users! Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em
Users, losers - what's the difference?
Users...Wrote us. A User Wrote even you. - Sark
Users: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight.
Users: To keep them dry don't water them after dinner.
Uses for @TO@:... hmm well I guess there aren't any!
Uses for a FIREBALL: Clean the driveway.
Uses for a FIREBALL: Get rid of @N@!
Uses for a FIREBALL: Light the fireplace.
Uses for a Mac SE case #1: Invert, fill with water. Goldfish bowl.
Uses for a Mac SE case #2: Empty innards, attach strap. Crash Helmet.
Uses for a Mac SE case #4: Invert, fill with popcorn.
Uses for a dead Microprocessor #2 Dead cat brush
Uses for dead uprocessors ---- scarecrows for centipedes.
Uses his head to keep the rain out of his neck.
Uses resources well: Delegates everything -work evaluationese
Uses time effectively: Clock watcher -work evaluationese
Ushers do it in the dark.
Ushers do it with a flashlight.
Ushers, prepare to "ush"! - The Tick at Dot's Wedding
Using "literally" with slang terms should reduce your wages if you write for a living.
Using Canada's best: Telix and SLMR
Using Canada's best: Telix and SLMR
Using Canada's best: Telix, SLMR, & Crown Royal
Using Canada's best: Telix. Must be the Americans bought it.
Using PCBoard w/o a reader and loving it!
Using PKZIP Version 2.04zzzzzzzzzzz
Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale across the beach.
Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach. -- S. C. Johnson
Using TV can ruin your mind.
Using Terminate + Tmail + Bluewave + OMX + EzQuote !!!
Using Windoze? For fast relief, call 1-800-IBM-OS2.
Using Word is like kicking a dead whale across the beach
Using a &lt;g&gt; is left as an excersize for the user
Using a 1S-2D floppy for brains in a world of hard disks.
Using a single-tasking Intel CPU is a sign of low self esteem.
Using a single-tasking computer is a sign of low self esteem.
Using birdseed, get Hyde Park pigeons to spell out nasty words.
Using credit cards is an easy way to spend money you wish you had.
Using documentation hinders the start of most programs.
Using one book is cheating, using two is research
Using one's brother is *not* considered a bare-handed attack
Using religion as a justification. --Mulder
Using taglines has been shown to cause cancer in lab animals
Using the Force!
Using the HUMOR echo: 1) Add MODERATOR to twit filter
Using the TAGLINES echo: 1) Add MODERATOR to twit filter... NOT!
Using the computer to break into or misuse others' data is HACKING
Using the holodeck would _not_ have been appropriate. - Worf
Using the wrong wench will get your dolt stripped
Using windows: I'm on the trailing edge of technology
Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef. - Tom Robbins
Using yesterday's technology to solve today's problems, tomorrow
Usually I don't go for inanimate objects. :)
Usually a man with flowers has deflowering in mind
Usually he...he believes without question. - Scully on Mulder
Usually insane - in lucid moments merely stupid.
Usually it's better to make a wall of the wood & let trouble to the knocking
Usually it's me who's the pathetic one. &lt;grin&gt; - Anna Steven
Usually my calisthenics are too intense. -- Worf
Usually we're just all so full of ***t that all our eyes are brown! &lt;G&gt;
Usually when I run w/a big breasted jogger - Crow
Usually, when a lot of men get together, it's called a war. -- Mel Brooks, "The Listener"
Usul has called a big one. Again it is the legend! -- Stilgar
Usul has called a big one. -- Stilgar
Usurers do it with high interests.
Ut Oh, you've been hangin' 'round with Brenda, haven't you????
Utah - 51st in school spending, 4th in SAT scores. It's NOT the MONEY!
Utah, gateway to Nevada
Utah: It is against the law to fish from horseback.
Utah: The Beehive State.
Utensil handles are usually the easiest part to hold when using.
Utensil: A spill, cut, burn or bungle with a handle on the end.
Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!
Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant!
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
Utopia, n. - A product of mytopia
Utterings to All
Uuencode DOOM and post it here!
Uuuh! - Th ct's g my tng nd it wo le go!
Uvek su u pravu oni koji su - u pravu.
Uvula - the hangy downy thing in the back of your throat
Uweeh-deeh-Vroom-vroooooooom-FROWSH-WHOOOOOOOMMMMMM! - BluesMobile II
Uz pomoc VEP-a i baba je lepa.
Uzi -- the ultimate point-and-click interface!
Uzimas cipele za setanje kroz snove, ulica voli ritam tvojih koraka.
Uzmi ubi pa se pistolj.
u are alll sick 8-)
u weren't that way BEFORE the beard. -- Qck.DCN"That's suicide, Data!" -
u=!worry && b[happy];
uSER was seen where on Saturday?
ubi me cekanje ...
uh uh I forget.
uh-ohhh... IT'S A FRIDAY!!!!
uh... uh... I forget
uh... that's a 1200 baud BANG, dontchaknow...
uh;;;;;;;um;;;;;;oh;;;;;;aw,heck! Never mind!
uhh.. Star trek - er... isn't that the one with Luke Skywalker? ;)
uhh.. Star trek - er... isn't that the one with Luke Skywalker? ;)
uhmm..ahh...honey, i promise..its just a hand held massager:):):)
uhuh... the doctor?... YOU'VE GOT WHAT!?!?!?!... are you SURE?
uigley's Law: Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will atttempt to use it
uit your elf
ulicna svjetla naglo blijede a u mraku sobe miris kose njene lebdi svuda
umaqS Dun nob SoSlI' -Quark to Lt. Worf
umop apisdn
umop apisdn noh aje hyM
un, fun, fun, til her daddy takes her Blue Wave away!
und wie gemalt - mit WordPerfect 5.1 fuer DOS ...
undocumented: adj., indicates user doesn't read docs
unicellular: Having only one car phone.
uniform Square
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unique Zier taglines found. 564,274 duplicates: Remove (Y/N)? Y
unix soit qui mal y pense
unjammable...unjammable
unless it only works on rational people.
unmashing mail....crash recovery....L42..C49.. Please hang up...
untapped business opportunity : Tribble fur coat business.
until the end of the universe when everything's inside a black hole!
until the meek inherit it. And then we'll get her.
until wailing phantom firetrucks paces across his vision.
untold wealth, n.: What you left out on April 15th
unusual, at the very least.
unzip...expand...explode... What kind of pervert is behind this???
up your ass
up. Someday I'll write my own philosophy book. --Calvin.
upgrade: take the old bugs out, put new ones in.
uploas, inbtended oe other wise.(queck me! too)
ursive Tagline. This is a recursive Tagline. This is a rec
used this beer recipe before: deja brew
used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
user, n.: The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot." -- Dave Barry, "Claw Your Way to the Top"
using her witchly skills...she by-passed the internet gobblers...(:
uuumm, yeah -L

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