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" " - [cloaked tagline]
" " -- Marcel Marceau. "
" ." - Morn of Borg
" " - Confucious
" " - Lao Tzu
" " -- Marcel Marceau
" " - [cloaked tagline]
" ." -- Morn of Borg
" ", said Tom blankly.
" " - Marcel Marceau
" " -- Rush Limbaugh, Thinking
" ", said Tom blankly.
" , !" (Laryngitis)
" " Marcel Marceau
" ," Tom said blankly.
" ." -- MORN of Borg.
" " said Pooh as he was rendered speechless
" ", said Bob blankly.
" ," said @F, forgetting his lines
" !", " !", " !!" ... (2 Betazoids arguing)
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" and ye shall throw money at the problem..." - Liberal Bible
" " <-- Stealth Tribble
" ", "", "...", "!" (I was voted quietist in my school
" " " " " " " " " " " <-- Rush Limbaugh's listeners
" " " " " " " " " " " < Rush Limbaugh thinking
" " -- Harpo Marx
" " said Tom blankly
" ", "", "...", "!" (I was voted quietest in my school yearbook.)
" ", said Orville blankly.
" ", said Tom blankly.
" 'Course, Mrs. Essence flushed hers down the loo."
" 'Ello... I'd like to buy an argument."
" 'Enigmatic Dr. Scully'..."--Mulder quoting Max (Fallen Angel)
" 'Mean' Joe Green and Coca-Cola" - 1979
" 'Tis the goal of all housecats to become spherical." --RW
" 'Trust no one', very wise..."--Max Fenig to Mulder (Fallen Angel)
" 'Well, let's see if we can find some space anomoly today that might
" * * * * * " Tribble Con 1995! Guest Tribble: Shatner's Hairpiece!
" *..* " Tribble Family Portrait. Only $12.95 at Pixi Photos
" *..* " Tribble Family Portrait. Only $12.95 at Sears!
" -- trust in the Force, young Jedi Scully."
" -leave bad enough alone!"
" . " This is your brain. " * " This is my brain. Any questions?
" ... Shit! " Quote by: George Hatchew, in a tagline, 28 Aug 1994
" 0* " <-- Guinan tribble
" A promise to present ideas "
" Always waiting for some Batman to save you!"-BATMAN RETURNS
" Always waiting for some Batman to save you!"-BATMAN RETURNS
" BANG BANG !!! " - Cactus Jack
" Come on honey! Pull daddy's finger!" - Bill Clinton
" DOS, this is WINDOWS, I'm taking over the harddisk! "
" Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."
" Doh! " said Homer as Hogan won another match.
" Don't blame me, I'm having a blonde moment "
" Easy credit terms available..." Satan
" Every little BYTE helps "
" Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me."
" How clever Worf! Eat any good books lately? " - Q
" I am the very model of a stupid Star Trek admiral..."
" I shall smite thee! "- Ranma 1/2
" I think he IS lightning" Fox Mulder.
" I'm in the mood for LOVE!!! "- Sorcerer Hunters
" If All Fails, READ THE DOCS ! "
" Look up because the sky could fall on you!" -Yellow Dancer
" May fortune favor the foolish. - J. Kirk"
" Mr C, may I be excused? My brain is full."
" Od biraca nema jebaca " :)))
" Of Course it is." _ " Must be expensive ? " _ " Very . I'm Rachel. "
" PrincessPrincessPrincess! "-Sorcerer Hunters
" The Kilrathi must not die out as a race..." - Melek
" The WCW. We're number 1 (in Angola) "
" There is something serbian in the state of Denmark ".
" Too Sexy For My Pants," by Harry P. Ness
" Umm... Can I UN-cast that Fireball? I think it made him mad."
" When All Fails, READ THE DOCS ! "
" Worf! Still struggling up the evolutionary ladder?" Q
" YYYOOUU...Got what I neeeeed" -- Butthead
" You men are all alike, Big, * ow *, Strong * ow *, Dumb, * owowowoowowo* " -Sorcerer Hunters
" _ _ _ " Tribbles who spent a weekend at Jurassic Park
" a canadian is an unarmed american with health insurance"
" s'cuse me while i kiss the sky!".....j hendrix
"!!!teG I sdrawkcaB eroM ehT oG I sdrawroF eroM ehT"
"!!", groaned Pooh, as Buchanan cut out his tongue
"!" -publisher of "Les Miserables" to Victor Hugo, 1862
"!" exclaimed Tom.
"!" said Tom while banging his head.
"!sgub evah t'nseod CP sihT ?sgub naem ayaddahW"
"!sruoY pU" gniyas fo yaw s'erutan tsuj si retniW
"" " "" " " "" (Random Quotes)
"" " """ " "" " """ <-- random quotes
"" - Rush, 'Leave That Thing Alone'
"" -- Marcel Marceau
""15 people have died; I want no more deaths." Kirk
""All right, you win: I'll have to kill them all." -- Monty Burns
""Bart Bucks" are not legal tender" Bart on the blackboard
""Bother!"" said Pooh, and deleted C:\DOS\*.*.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as Piglet came back from the dead.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as he deleted C:\WINDOWS.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as he tried to install Windows.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system.
""How do I set my phaser to tickle?""
""I see that I've brushed my teeth with 'Preparation H'." -- Opus
""Maybe if we attack it, it will get confused, and make a mistake!"
""We're not just Las Vegas showgirls - We're commandos!"
""When I grow up, I wanna be like Riker!" -- Bashir"
""You got one major plaque build-up back here!" - Lunch to Roy
"#N@I've done you before, haven't I?"
"#N@You stink!" - Maverick
"#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare."
"$110 for a bottle of Southern Crown?" -- Tom Servo
"$20,000,000 and they *still* use stock footage?" -- Tom Servo
"$3 million, Mr Bond, or I'll run for President!" -Ernest Stalvo Perot
"$3,010...I'd like to buy South Korea a drink." -- Hawkeye
"$4.95 a ton, and it isn't even disembowled yet!" - Ethyl on buffets
"$400. Do I hear $500?" asked the auctioneer morbidly.
"$55 & time served. Let's take a break, folks!" H. Stone
">LIE< if you have to, but say it now!" Garak
">THE< Bela Lugosi. Yes, he's still alive." - Ed Wood
">sigh< We have another flat," Tom said tiredly.
"<<SLURP>>...<<glip>...Slimy...yet satisfying." - Simba
"<<achoo>> Every damned time!" Kit O'Brady
"<**EXPLETIVE DELETED**>!!!" - Richard Nixon
"<BANG!> "That's it, look out, a meteor is about to hit the ship" - Hol
"<BRAAAAAAAH>...I'm stuffed!" - Pumbaa
"<Bleep!> you very much." --Tori "Tease." --George, SN
"<CTRL><ALT><DEL> to continue ->" .........
"<Censored...............>!"
"<Censored...............>!" E. Haughton Dansforth, 1993
"<FLUSH!> Whee! Ha Ha Ha!I'm done with my bath!" - Calvin
"<GASP!> It's the four elephants of the apocalypse!" - Ned Flanders
"<Link established with the Bajoran Archival Records>" - DS9 computer
"<Ptooey> Ding!" -- Tom Servo
"<SUCK><SUCK>" -- Maggie
"<Sigh> We have another flat", Tom said tiredly.
"<Tap> Odo to Ops. <Tap> Ops? <Tap> OPS! <Tap> OPS!!"-Odo
"<WHAM!> Stupid TV.. BE MORE FUNNY!!!" - Homer, watching a boring show
"<cough> Jalapeno was exposing Dire Wolf's WHATS?" - Dire Wolf
"<evil nasty chuckle> You asked for it and you knew it. :)" - Dire Wolf
"<gasp> A teacher shouldn't talk about bras!" - Dana
"<gasp> Another sentance! My god! :)"
"<gasp> Another sentence! My god! :)" - Renimar Keth-Solamni
"<gasp> What is there other than messages?!" - Dire Wolf
"<laugh> If only the innocents knew...:)"
"<laugh> You don't have to give into temptation *every* time..<g>"
"<pant pant pant> Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhh ohhhh MAN! That was SUPER!"
"<poof>," said Pooh, as he exploded in the microwave
"<sigh> My own country bumpkin!" -- Dot Warner
"<sigh> Why oh why do I even bother calling here?" - Dire Wolf
"<snort!> Now THAT's a creative argument."
"<weak grin> Heh heh. I thinks I has revealed my ignorance."
"'A Party Political Broadcast On Behalf Of The Norweigan Party.'"
"'A Survey of Cygnian Repiratory Disease'? Fascinating." Dax
"'A Survey on Cygnian Respiratory Disease?'" McCoy
"'A snoot full?'" - Data
"'Am I indecisive?' Can I get back to you on that?"
"'Ave you come to arrange a vacation, or would you like a blow job?"
"'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice." --Bart Simpson.
"'Better' is a highly subjective term." --Data
"'Bout time, you big ugly yak!" -- Tom Servo
"'CRY HAVOC!', and let slip the dogs of war!" - Julias Ceasar
"'Captain.' Even when he doesn't say it, he does." Keeler
"'Cause I'm a man with a mission...a boy with a gun...."
"'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth."
"'Cause there's no wind left in my soul and I've grown old" -Floyd
"'Cause they got so many eyes, you see..." -- Joel Robinson
"'Cause we love ya! *MMMMMMWAH!*" Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"'Cause we're the Cops of the World, boys!" --Phil Ochs
"'Christmas Carol' with a K?"
"'Downtown?'" Ivanova "It seemed like a good name." Sheridan
"'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!"
"'E's kicked the bucket! 'E's shuffled off 'is mortal coil!"
"'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on!"
"'E's not really the Messiah! 'E's just a very naughty boy!"
"'Ee ah wor 'ungry-like!" "Ah, hungry!"
"'Ello!" "did you just say hello?" "No! I said 'ello! - but it's close enough!"
"'Ello, I wish to register a complaint." - Monty Python
"'Ere we are... Cockroach Cluster!"
"'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead!"
"'Ere, is that rat tart?" "Yes." "Disgusting!"
"'Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying'.."
"'Exciting' is hardly the word I would use." - C-3PO
"'Fraid not. It wouldn't fit him anyways." -- Kirk
"'God told me' is no excuse for stupidity." - Steve Quarrella
"'Goody Two Shoes' is a great song," Tom said adamantly.
"'Guinan.' Is that your name now?" - Q
"'Gunfight At The OK Corral In Morse Code'."
"'Hark! Hark!', harkened he..."- Stimpy reading 'Robin Hoek'
"'Hell.' What a fortunate word to choose." LaCroix
"'Hobbes' loot'??"--Calvin's Mom
"'I can't stay.' Now THAT's comedy! Bye-bye." Vir
"'I the Jury' by Mickey Spillane?" - Quark
"'I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!' cried the dust speck." - Calvin
"'I'll be in touch.' Touch THIS!" Londo
"'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory!"
"'Julian Bashir? Who the hell is he?'" O'Brien
"'Julius Caesar On An Aldus Lamp'."
"'Justice' is a search for workable customs." - Heinlein
"'Kay, bye." - Colin
"'Kin-HELL!" cried Pooh as Tigger kicked him in the testicles
"'La Kajira,' she wept. 'La Kajira!'"
"'Lectric! 'Lectric! 'Lectric!" -- Tom Servo
"'Lt. O' Reilly.' I'll never get used to that." -- Hoolihan
"'Never running from a real fight' ... who WROTE that line?!"
"'Next time, my way.'" Ivanova
"'Not a morning person' doesn't even BEGIN to cover it..."
"'Not good' is a galactic understatement." * Picard
"'Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it'" - Tim
"'One cannot cheat fate.'" - Data
"'Oochie-woochie-coochie-coo?'" Spock
"'Ow are you, Bruce?" "Goodnight Bruce!" "Bruce."
"'Ow d'ya know she's a witch?" "She turned me into a NEWT!"
"'Ow d'you know 'e's a King?" "'e 'asn't got $&!# all over 'im."
"'P' is for PETA who's boycotting this!"
"'Pedorasto', the game for all the family."
"'Penny' for your thoughts." -- Q
"'Rachel Rachel,' a European film, a work of art is what it is." (G)
"'Schizophrenic?' No, *WE* prefer the word 'Imaginative...'"
"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy!" -- Joel Robinson
"'Scuse me while I slip into something more appropriate."--Curzon Odo
"'Scuse me! Excuse me! Yes, excuse me!" -- Wakkorotti
"'Scuse me, do you mind if I squish in here?"--Odo
"'Sophomoric' is the liberal codeword for 'funny.'" - Michael O'Donahue
"'Sound mind, sound body' - you're halfway there." MacLeod
"'Sound mind, sound body' - you're halfway there." MacLeod
"'Stange notions.' I got your strange notions right here." Franklin
"'Straylya, 'Straylia, 'Straylia, 'Straylya, we love you! Amen!!"
"'Sword of stars?'" - Sisko
"'Teenage mating rituals?!'" Wesley Crusher
"'Television' was the colloquial term." Spock
"'Thanks for coming, Duncan.'" - MacLeod
"'The Gospel According To Charlie Drake'?"
"'The Semaphore Version Of Wuthering Heights'."
"'The Smoke-Signal Version Of Gentleman Prefer Blondes'."
"'Thief' is SO ugly. I prefer 'Creative Aquisition Specialist.'"
"'Tis a pity, but it had to happen sometime. :"^/ " - Anna Steven
"'Ware and were, friend."
"'Waste and want,' that's *my* motto." - Calvin
"'We need our breathing room'-Gen.Chang 'Earth-Hitler, 1939,'-Kirk"
"'We were just friends, Q, nothing more'." -Q
"'What is it?' Why, lovely lady, it's a tribble." Cyrano Jones
"'What now?' Lemme tell you what now!" Marsellus Wallace
"'Whatever it takes' is something that happens to somebody else."
"'Why do you hang around with that sadist?' 'Beats me!'
"'Wife kills self after strange death of husband'..."- Freddy Krueger
"'ave a bonza Christy an' a beaut New Year, mate!" -Australian Christmas
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et out the .45?"
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (K)ick system"
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with a large hammer."
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend it didn't happen."
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)roject thoughts of massive violence."
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the @#$&*~ thing!"
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the friggin thing"
"(I'm sorry)" - Ivanova
"(It's the Klingon way) ...but it is not MY way." * Worf
"(Let's go and play.)" - Mary Janowski
"(Strawberry) isn't a dog. Dogs are loyal and run hard after balls"
"(WHACK!) That was a bookcase--do you feel better?" --Pirate Jenny
"(expletive deleted)" Richard Nixon
"(expletive deleted)" - R. Nixon
"* <- Tribble *** <- Sergeant tribble"
"* <- Tribble __ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla"
"* <-- Tribble o <-- Jean Luc Tribble"
"* * * * * " Tribble Con 1995! Guest Tribble: Shatner's Hairpiece!
"*" tribble w/captains bars. Capt. Tribble leader of tribbles.
"*> - | <- Tribble Archery"
"*.*" - Carl Sagan
"*ALERT* Megamaid has gone from suck to BLOW"
"*Ahem* Okay Thank you, Mr. Spock." -- Tom Servo
"*BRILLIANT!*" -Amanda/Finale II:Highlander
"*Bark!* *Bark!*... and you stay out of mine!" -- Dr. Crusher
"*CheeeEEEEeeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEeese!*" -Monterey Jack, Rescue Rangers
"*Come* to Butt-Head." - Butt-Head, to attractive women
"*Double* Red Alert!" Kirk, 'The Conscience of the King'
"*FLASH* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery!"
"*Finally*, a body."--Mulder to Scully (Teso Dos Bichos)
"*Four hours* to bury a cat?" "Yes - it wouldn't keep still."
"*GAMES*?! Did someone say games?" -Q
"*He* won't be back next week!" -- Crow T. Robot
"*Help* me understand..." - Scully, holding a gun on Mulder (Grotesque)
"*I'm* not the one who fell under the spell of Zor..." -The Regent
"*I* am the elder brother, K'ern." - Worf
"*I* could be writing this crap!" -- Crow T. Robot
"*I* don't have the fire. *You* do." Methos to MacLeod
"*I* have the phaser, Captain." Spock-2 to Kirk
"*I* haven't lived four hundred years" -- Richie Ryan
"*I* wear the khakis around here!" -- Crow T. Robot
"*IF* the premise is sound, so is the conclusion." Data
"*Inalienable*. *Human* rights. Even your language is racist!" - B5
"*KISS* Did I ever mention you're a MAGNIFICENT scoundrel?"-Curzon Odo
"*Kurzon* took a blood oath." -- Kira
"*Lie* if you have to, but say it now!" -- Garek
"*MWAH* Goodnight, everybody!!!" - Yakko Warner
"*MWAH*! Goodnight everybody!" -- Yakko
"*More* Akageyama's!" -- B-Ko
"*NARF*" -- Pinky
"*NARF*"-Pinky/Animaniacs
"*NOBODY* expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
"*Not* an actor!" -- Crow T. Robot
"*Nothing* is trivial!" - The Crow
"*Now* we're getting somewhere." - Beavis
"*One* True God? No, I have about 92."
"*Please* tell the SWAT team to stop shooting!" -- Runaway
"*Sigh*, Close communique and go back to green alert." - Sisko
"*Silence*?" - Dot Warner
"*Silence*?" -- Dot
"*THIS* is the assignment I wanted." Bashir re DS9
"*Testy?* Moi? But I sing and bounce along *so* merrily" -- Beast
"*That's* for making the scene go on so long!" -- Tom Servo
"*That's* gonna make a hole..." -- The Deacon
"*That* will really help the centuries fly by." -- Rimmer
"*The* Bela Lugosi. Yes, he's still alive." -- Ed Wood
"*These* are the clothes they wear, not these!" Sulu
"*This* is fun? Are you mad?" -- Rimmer
"*This* would never happen nowadays!" -- Crow T. Robot
"*Three* shall be the number of the counting" -Monty Python
"*Whilst* your evil dopplegangers were sent..." -- Mike Nelson
"*Wow*! What type of drinks do you serve here?" - Ford Prefect
"*You're* supposed to wake *me*." -- Frank to Radar
"*You* are the keepers of the Holy Grail?" -- Sir Galahad
"*You* are trying to *set me up*??" Benjamin to Jake
"*You* try and color-coordinate in the dark!" -- Klinger
"*Your* help is the last thing he needs." Nemesis
"*sigh* Area code 1 or 2, sir?" - Watson to Bell (Animaniacs)
"*sigh* My own country bumpkin!" - Dot Warner
"++++++++", Said she addictively.
"- I'm afraid he's turning me into him!"- Maggie
"---Don't ask me Bill, ... call your Social Worker!"
"-Orlith "I'm only wet!" - Moreta
"-then we all jump out and yell SURPRISE!!"-D.Koresh,Waco
". . . and for Mr. Worf a New Photon Cannon." - Santa
"... "Good... Bad... I'm The Guy With The Gun."
"... ALL ALONE IN THE NIGHT..."
"... And fairy stories held me high on clouds of sunlight floating by"
"... And now I'm worried." - Washuu
"... As far back as the saber-tooth tiger." Spock
"... But moonshine made her cry ev'ry time" -Floyd
"... But the sun is eclipsed by the moon" -Pink Floyd
"... Don't pay no 'tention to the gitar, there."
"... Freedom ... is a worship word..." - Cloud William
"... I'm the man on the outside looking in" -Floyd
"... Making way for hazy afternoon sunshine." - Freakazoid
"... Oh, and HUGE pectoral muscles... Amen."- Ren Hoek
"... There's a dust in my eyes, that blinds my sight" -Pink Floyd
"... What a funny thing to do 'cause I'm feeling very pink." -Floyd
"... Where the speechless unite in a silent accord" -Pink Floyd
"... Young at heart...slightly older in other places!"
"... a thin, silent smile that had its own disquieting gleam." - DT I
"... a trumpet voice, a burning brand, a weary pilgrim on the road."
"... all that we see, or seem, is but a dream within a dream." - Poe
"... all the modern inconveniences ..." -- Mark Twain
"... and I can't get up!" Tom wept impotently.
"... and I shall cry "MOTHER!", for the universe is my mother ..."
"... and lose a few", said Tom winsomely.
"... and so the ol' lady sez: 'Not with *my* dog you don't!'"
"... and the last to truely love me in these final moments."
"... and then the fun began" -N. Bonaparte
"... and to the Republic for Richard Stanz ..."
"... and weeping fire I shall look upon all the starry universe ..."
"... but have you tried PRUNES?"
"... exposing every weakness, however carefully hidden by the kids"
"... for the myth, for the grail, for the Tower." - DT I
"... fricasseeing duck..." - Daffy Duck
"... from a mind so twisted, it was actually sprained."
"... he was the last, the last gunslinger." - DT I
"... sometimes you frighten me, Pinky." - The Brain
"... terrible pain in all the diodes down my left hand side..."
"... the man in black travels with your soul in his pocket." - Demon
"... then one is true. But if one is true, then two is-- Aaaaaa!" - Joy
"... top it off with a red-hot Nazi Spy (that's a big pie)..."
"... you will feel like you walk on cheese." -- Muscle
"...(A)bort (R)etry (W)hackitonthesideofthemonitor?"
".... now touch these wires to your tongue!"
".... running before time took our dreams away" -Pink Floyd
".... while nations wash their bloody hands" -Pink Floyd
"........"--Morn
"............" <blank, stupid expression> -- Mr. Bean
"........you killed my father, Prepare to Die!"
".....Let Light, Love, and Power, Restore The Plan on Earth".
"....Dry as a funeral drum" -Pink Floyd
"....It's Not Crunch Time Yet," Said Janeway.
"....give me a second...I'm thinking!!!"
"....then it would RULE!" - Butt-Head
"...4 for recursion. <beep> dial 4 for recursion. <beep> dial..."
"...A happy dork in the periwinkle with sunshine on my nose." -- OPUS
"...A man's gotta live." -- Xavier "Not necessarily." -- MacLeod
"...Admiral... There Be Whales Here !" - Scotty
"...All the lonely people, where do they all come from?" - Beatles
"...An elf with an overgrown thyroid." Kirk to Spock
"...And it's 'WORF', not 'Woof'". * Worf
"...And now, you've made me MAD!!"
"...And that's all I have to say about that." --Forrest Gump
"...And thus we are all connected in the great Circle of Life."
"...And what do we *DO* with nutcrackers?"
"...Another bad guy with his hair pulled into a ponytail."
"...Are they talking about sex?" Mike - "Yes."
"...As far back as the saber-tooth tiger." Spock
"...Babylon 5, The last best hope for a quick buck." Ivanova
"...Beast just kind of SAT on him..."
"...Bother," said Pooh. "That's the last of the pot."
"...But never relax at all with our backs to the wall"
"...Charles likes people to see his brain..."
"...Discover New Horizons... along your road to success.."
"...Except that for the first time in my life, I was happy." Spock
"...Going To California with an aching in my heart" -Zep
"...Green with apricot? That just might work!" - The Cat
"...He talks to his FARTS??"
"...I can do without guys in their 50's named SKIP," - George Carlin
"...I didn't inhale." Bill Clinton
"...I didn't think it was THAT funny..." -Prof. Atkinson
"...I grew up with nothing but pilots. Deep down you're all creeps."
"...I have a bad habit of telling the truth..." - Kira
"...I just live here..."--Calvin's Dad
"...I musta drank me about 15 Dr. Peppers." Forrest Gump
"...I think, therefore I'm overqualified !!!"
"...I try to make everybody's day a little more surreal."
"...I wonder what McGyver would do..." *Jean Luc Picard*
"...I would be derelict in my officiousness." -- Frank Burns
"...I wouldn't know right from wrong if it were 2 feet from me." Sulu
"...I'd march right over there and ask her to ride my rancor." - Han
"...I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool." - Scar
"...I'm as dirty as a Frenchman." - Homer
"...I'm gonna leave her where the guitars play" -Zep
"...I'm locked inside a chocolate factory...DON'T SEND HELP!"
"...It ain't there? Whaddya mean, it ain't there???..." - Rollins
"...It stays crunchy, even in meelk..."- Ren Hoek
"...Let's get out story straight: she tripped, right?" - Homer
"...Never stand in back of a cow..." -El Seed
"...On the order of 10,000 centuries old." Spock
"...PROMOTE the general welfare..", not PAY for it!!!
"...Philosophy begins in wonder." -- Plato
"...Right next to the dog-faced boy!" Kirk
"...Sickos don't worry me, at least they're committed."....Catwoman
"...Slide show... ...BORING... <thunk> Zzzz..." - The Tick
"...So I forgot about the gem, gime a break!" - Ryoko
"...Then I'm gonna HIT'CHA and yooouu're gonna FALL!!!"
"...There's just one thing to do - Drink Coca-Cola." -1900
"...This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off."
"...This is even better than a DuckTales episode, Brain!"
"...To baldly go where the hand of man has never set foot before."
"...To seek out strange, new Taglines...To boldly quote..."
"...Trekkies..." >THWACK!!< "Oww! TREKKERS! I mean TREKKERS!"
"...We'll give them a proper English greeting!" "Ooo! Gift baskets!"
"...Well if you're deaf, how do you know what I'm saying??"
"...What is going on here???..."
"...When it comes to the Obsidian Order, nothing is impossible" -Entek
"...You can't lie in front of the buldozer indefinately" "I'm game..."
"...You have everything!" -Lani Lenni <> "Except coordination!" -Darien
"...a Ferengi is trying to sell us Windows, may I fire?"
"...a civilized nation has full gun registration." - Adolph Hitler
"...a few too many scrimmages without a helmet." -- Trapper, on Henry
"...aibohphobia - fear of palindromes."
"...all which is forgotten need not necessarily be dead."
"...an' if you ever come back, we'll kill ya!" --Bonzai
"...and I do eat children, and I haven't had my lunch yet." - Paris
"...and LOVINGLY garnished with lark's vomit!"
"...and Pooh just is!"
"...and after you've done the nacelles, wax the saucer."
"...and brother, do they have a lot of will!" - McCoy
"...and garnished with lark's vomit."
"...and he strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs moderators."
"...and ice, mast-high, came floating by, As green as emerald."
"...and if you get a christmas present..." "IF I get a present!?!"
"...and in this cartooney, we're invading your PC!"
"...and it don't matter whose side you're on..."
"...and it was a HUMAN number..."
"...and never, never invoke anything you can't banish!"
"...and prepare the dish with a sharp Bat'leth." -Klingon Cooking Show
"...and rubbin', son, is racin'" Harry Hoag in "Days of Thunder"
"...and screamed at him to shut the blinds." (Elaine)
"...and sometimes the bear eats you."
"...and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film."
"...and the aptly named Sir..."
"...and the ocean flows in my veins." -Rush
"...and the second time bomb on your right."
"...and the suspect sped by me at a high rate of speed in his Yugo."
"...and the wind cried back" -Pink Floyd
"...and the world screams, 'Kiss me, Son of God!'" - TMBG
"...and we spend eternity together." Q "Oh, no." Picard
"...and when you add them, they magically become one new #" -Calvin
"...and with that cryptic comment I'm off to bed!"
"...and with these teeth you shall bite me!"
"...and ye shall throw money at the problem..." - Liberal Bible
"...and you can kiss my pouch!" - G'Kar
"...another bad guy with his hair pulled into a ponytail."
"...anyway, I'm not much of an actor." - Picard
"...aowAAARRRgh!" -the first caveman to encounter lava.
"...as soon as we find the cure for 17 stab wounds in the back."
"...because in Koo-Koosville there is no hit parade."
"...besides, it's clearly a bunny rabbit.
"...blessed are the cheesemakers??"
"...but I do believe they think I am some sort of god." - C-3PO
"...but I'm just sick of DOOM,DOOM,DOOM everywhere!" - JK
"...but I've never been in love." Hedford
"...but if the goverenment trusts me, maybe you could too." -Maverick
"...but not when the news is on..."
"...but the Prince is young and foolish and has a peanut for a brain"
"...but the future is always uncertain." Tharn
"...but to Klingons, it's entertainment." - Quark
"...challenge of D'Gor, son of... whatever." - Quark
"...come to mummy..." takkatakkatakkatak! (S.Weaver clone in Aliens XIX)
"...cover her up in chocolate syrup..." - Frank Zappa
"...cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... *a herring!*"
"...death awaits you all with big and nasty pointy teeth." -- Tim
"...descended from Old Virginia families with true patrician blood."
"...ever since he was sedused by that bimbo slut whoar Alice."
"...everything else is just fiction."
"...for duty, for honor, Colonel, for all mankind..." - Eisen
"...for the Gingrich's heart was two sizes too small."
"...get drunk, get high, get laid,..." Ross Perot
"...he said,'Ooh eeh,ooh ahh ahh,ting tang,whallawhalla bing bang...'"
"...high on coffee and rather sticky. - Mutant Raccoon
"...if I can trust these crazy Vulcan readings..." McCoy
"...if I save your life, it's mine?" "Wrong tribe." --Voyager
"...if I save your life, it's mine?" -Tom Paris
"...in the suitcase on the left you'll find my favourite axe." - PF
"...in those Oklahoma hills where I was born...." --Woody Guthrie
"...in touch with some reality beyond the gilded cage." -Rush
"...into a brave new world where the strong will survive..."
"...it is time the Kilrathi find new ways." - Melek
"...it was terible. He couldn't sing." -Eddie Van Halen on David L Roth
"...it's just one adventure after another." - Bashir
"...just caaaall on Super Chicken! Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk!"
"...kind of like..." Kim "Bread crumbs. Got it." Janeway
"...lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch..."
"...look them straight into the eye, and offer them a bribe."
"...no matter what I play it sounds like me." -Eddie Van Halen
"...old enough to know better;...too damned young to care!"
"...one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way t
"...only a test. Had this been an actual tagline..."
"...only a test. Had this been an actual tagline..."
"...or That's the worst case of Hemmorids I have ever seen!" Ace Vent..
"...or worse, not to have a mind" -Dan Quayle
"...people who have no vices have very few virtues." -- A. Lincoln
"...perky and energetic Commander Susan Ivan Ova." Torqueman
"...quite frankly, I don't know how it ends." Kirk
"...send lawyers, guns and money."
"...showed HIM. Get all Zen with ME..."--K's't'lk
"...so you spend a miserable evening listening to Klingon opera."--Odo
"...still shackled to the shadow that followed you..."
"...supposed abduction was a psychological reaction." -Keyhoe
"...swims, goes qwack qwack. How is it called?" Londo - "A cat" Vir.
"...swordplay, that kind of thing." Chakotay
"...tease me, taste me, treat me...in other words...make me purr!..."
"...tentacles are taking over the world and now the toilet's backed up!"
"...the Hell?! Tom Servo, you're naked!"
"...the Lollypop. She's a good ship." Riker [Arsenal of Freedom]
"...the curtains flew and then He appeared..."
"...the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pleas." - C-3PO
"...the name of the place is BABYLON 5!"-B5 intro, 2nd season
"...the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And therefore....
"...the ship is of MGM importance...er..." * Picard
"...the silent night will shatter from the sounds inside my mind..."
"...then again, all good things must come to an end." - Q
"...then it would RULE!" -- Butthead
"...they are not underlings; they are other nations..."--H. Beston
"...they work with their women. And force them to wear clothing!?!"
"...they'll be no 'tribble' at all." Scott
"...this is God....STOP!"
"...this is Penguin Lust at its UGLIEST!" - Otis Oracle
"...this isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery!" -- Monty Burns
"...to boldly go where no mallard has gone before!" - Darkwing Duck
"...to help other people at all times..." -- portion of Scout Oath
"...to keep myself physically strong..." -- portion of Scout Oath
"...to keep myself...mentally awake..." -- portion of Scout Oath
"...to keep myself...morally straight..." -- portion of Scout Oath
"...to mold a new reality...closer to the heart." -Rush
"...to the wolf with the red rose?"
"...two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow." - Tom Lehrer
"...we're going to start a crime wave right here at the Bazaar." - Aahz
"...what should I do- create a family? Raise an army?" -HoloDoc
"...what squirrell...ooohhh, that squirrel."
"...what with you being so clever and all..." --Scar
"...whenever he gets dirty, you can take him out and beat him..."-Zazu
"...with a crashing of thunder, a flashing of lightning..."- Nick 3:8
"...with a gusto that'd curl the genitals of a dead dog."--Mary Walsh
"...with talent on loan from God." - Rush Limbaugh
"...you and I are going to go a couple rounds." - Aahz
"...you should never tell the same lie twice." - Garak
"...you will be happy. And controlled." Norman
"...you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villanry" BK
"...you're nothing but slobbering, mangy, stupid poachers" -Simba.
"..And we're way too smart to care who we offend ..." - Dinosaurs
"..Hardly the time to teach you the true nature on the universe!" - Q
"..I thought I was on the wrong ship" - Wesley
"..If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."
"..Mmmmm.... uh-HUH.. That's it, babe..." - 'Big Al' Fonduzi
"..Opps! Sorry Odo. Thought you were the mop bucket..."
"..Somewhat larger star-shaped mole on her" Beta 5
"..Truth above all. When a man lies he murders some part of the world!
"..Try to be diplomatic." Sisko "I'm *always* diplomatic." Kira
"..With her big bad gun -but then, that's Traditional for you X-Women."
"..You astound me, Brain!" "That's a simple task, Pinky."
"..`Tis better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven"
"..a case that's as watertight as a mermaid's brassiere." -BA4
"..and you want to be as stupid as them?!" - Lore
"..doing well by doing good..."
"..is simple: Termination of the Kilrathi Homeworld via the T-Bomb."
"..nothing left but pipe-dreams draining the gutter of my mind." - MR
"..onounce you man & wife!" "Yahoo!!! NO MORE ALIMONY!!!"
"..the Mistress is prettier then you, Master.." k-9
"..the jungle swarms with green apostrophes"
"..towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
"..two dead-ends and you've still got to choose", Tom Waits
"..wild duodenum are lurking in the trees..."
"..you just don't put the effort into your schemes that you used to."
".It sounds like an X-file." - Fox Mulder
".running before time took our dreams away" -Pink Floyd
".then it would RULE!" - Butt-Head
".while nations wash their bloody hands" -Pink Floyd
"/* This statement is not executable, */" Tom commented. -John Foster
"/Aaaahh!/ A Cardian!" -- Serena "Not quite." --Gen, SN
"007 on an inland populated exclusively by women?! You won't see him."
"1 girl was just abducted."--FM "Kidnapped."--DS "Potato, potato.."-FM
"1 head, no cylinders, and a 1-track mind."
"1 little, 2 little, 3 little cannonballs!" - Vinnie
"1, 2, Skip a few, 99, 100!" - Yakko Warner
"1-Adam-12. Important scientific documents stolen from Motel 6."
"10,000 doctors and we had to get Betsy Ross." -- Blake, on Burns
"10--See fireworks with Lisa. 11--More fireworks with Lisa."--Oracle
"100 Years Of Tradition, Unimpeded By Progress".
"100 years of blood is not something you forget overnight" - Sheriaden
"1000 years, Captain?" "Well, that gives us a *little* time."
"1001001 - In distress" Body Electric
"101 Things To Do with Kool-Aid."--by Erich Jerscheid
"1010105 --- That's the Gold Channel frequency for Earth Force 1!"
"1040 good buddy." - IRS Auditor
"11 long-haired Friends of Jesus in a chartreuse micro-bus."
"11" - there's my two bits' worth.
"113 grams, 10 milliliters He's lead, Jim."
"11th commandment, though shall not pirate software!"
"1348. The Black Death, typhus, cholera.. those were the days."
"139 (crucifictions) altogether. Special holiday. Passover."
"139 people died aboard the Icarus, Mr. Morden." Sheridan
"14 injuries reported, none serious." Tuvok
"140,000 rehydratable chickens?" * Rimmer "Check." * Lister
"15 YEARS !! ...Don't you mean 15 dollars ?" - Rembrandt Brown
"15 people have died; I want no more deaths." Kirk
"16 tonnes in another day's pain!" - Fred the Mutant
"16, and dating a Dabo girl...Godspeed, Jake!"--O'Brien
"16, eh?" - Ed "`Hello, pot? This is kettle. You're black.'" - Anna
"16-BIT MACHINE - a computer selling for two bucks"
"17346721476C3278977763T732V73117888732476789764376 Lock" - Data
"186,000 miles/sec eh?, so what's the speed of dark?"
"19 out of 20 men who have tried Camels, Prefer women."
"1943. A very good year for beans." -- Hawkeye
"1stReader is so good it's taxable!"
"2 HOURS to bury a cat??"..."Well Hunter, it wasn't dead!"
"2 bdrm furn w 5 appl", said Tom aptly.
"2 feet below the surface i can still make out your wavy face"
"2 is <> 3, not even for large values of 2." Grabel
"2 signs in a gas station window: Help wanted, Self service." - s.w.
"2! 4! 6! 8! It's time to calculate! 2 24 720 40,320"
"2, 10, 11... Eyes, fingers, toes." -- Gomez Addams
"2.59 ought to be enough for anybody ..." - Vince Gates
"20 dollars? Aww, I wanted a Peanut!" - Homer Simpson
"20 dollars? I wanted a peanut." -- H. Simpson
"21st Century (Digital Boy)" -- Bad Religion
"2228.7:1? Those are pretty good odds." -=- Kirk
"2400 baud makes you want to get out and push"
"2400 baud sucks. Huh-huh huh." - V.Bis & Baudhead
"2400 sucks!" V.Bis and Baudhead
"25,000 gropos aren't exactly inconspicuous." - Garibaldi
"25,000? I don't have nearly enought space..." - Sheridan
"27.2 mm would be approximately...there." Spock
"2U2" Say it out loud and you get "to you, too"
"2nd star on the right, then on until morning"
"3 Hail Marys beats 2 of a kind." -- Hawkeye to Mulcahy
"3 Million years! I've still got that library book!" * Lister
"3 PC's and a swivel Chair-True Multitasking!"
"3 days of solid chess...ugh..." -- Finieous Fingers
"3 million years in space, nothing! Then 5 suddenly show up!" * Holly
"3 things make a movie great: Horses, cowboys, and horses." - Potter
"3-2-1 Darkwing Duck! When there's trouble you call."
"3-51, 3-51, Rover! Sit! Hut-Hut!" -- Ace Ventura
"3...2...1...DIVINE RETRIBUTION!!!!!!!"
"30 Mhz and 16 Meg of RAM" "Dexter, you're boring us again, Sweetie."
"30 credits says Mars gets swept, four-zip." - Ramirez
"30 seconds, hurry!" Quark
"300,000 kps. It's not just a good idea. It's the law."
"33. Peace is good for business." - Dax
"34? War is good for business" - Quark
"36-24-36ha ha ha" - Bart's locker combo
"3:28 A.M. an' I'm fitshaced ag'in..."
"4 Billion for a space toilet? Yea what the heck" -- BUSH
"4 PM and still in a housecoat?! Put on a dress!" -- Henry to Klinger
"4 megs ought to be enough for anyone" - Unknown
"4 tons of Fred and Ginger is not what we need!" - Iago
"4-6-1-9-5. There are five pencils, Mrs. Jewls." - Joe
"4-wheel drive van, loaded from the rear."-A.Ventura
"40 lashes??? If you use your tongue, you got yourself a deal!"
"40% of all accidents are almost half of all accidents"
"40% of all accidents are caused by...WOMEN'S HEINDERS!!"
"400 Vulcans just died." Spock
"42 Meeeellion Dollars! I'm Stimpy! I'm the cat!"
"42 pizzas, 6 without crusts."--Wakko into phone
"42? 7 1/2 million years and all you can come up with is 42?!"
"42? 7.5 million years and all you can come up with is 42?!" - HHGTTG
"42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!"
"42?!" 7.5 million years a- oh, you were running Windows.
"48 hours is better than nothing." Kirk
"486 dx2/66: Smell something burning?"
"5 Cents : At Fountains, In Bottles." -1900
"5 days to get two and from the cargo decks?" * Rimmer
"5 fish? I'll be rich!"
"50 Days In The Saddle" - By Capt. O. Blubalz
"50 Ways To Cleave Your Lover", by Lorena Bobbitt
"50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Betty Dont
"50,000 volts up the butt." -- Dahria
"50...the old age of youth, the youth of old age." William Powell
"500 people, 1 gunshot and _everyone_ says they did it? Put suicide..."
"5000 Miles in the Saddle" by Major Assburn
"5000 years." MacLeod "Give or take." Methos
"509!" "509!" "Power ball number!"
"53 bottles of blood on the wall. 53 bottles of blood!" -- Joel
"6 TIE fighters? No problem - be back in a minute" - Brash Pilot
"6000 IQ isn't that much." -- Holly
"639.997623k should be enough for anyone" Bill Gates, post-Pentium
"640 kb should be enough for anyone" - Bill Gates.
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"640K should be enough memory for anyone." - Bill Gates
"65 CENTS FOR A CANDY BAR?!? WHAT ARE YOU??? NUTS???"
"69, Dude!" - Bill & Ted
"7+3." - Calvin "73." - Hobbes
"7, 8, 9, 10. Okay, 11, 12, 13. I hate payday." - Quark
"700 brides for 700 brothers" -- Crow T. Robot
"75 years is a long time." Picard
"77" better than "69", you get ATE more
"8 weeks painting the ship!" * Rimmer
"8-0 Canada - and that's also the score of the first game." - Fran Rosa
"8-BIT MACHINE - a computer selling for four quarters"
"9 conferences is plenty for PCBoard" - Fred Clark, 1986
"90% of PC problems are between the keyboard & the chair."
"90% of all statistics are made up"
"90% of everything is crap." -- Murphy
"911 - if you are calling to report a murder, press 1..."
"911" - government-sponsored 'dial-a-prayer.'
"911, If you are reporting a murder, press 1. If your reporting...."
"911, please hold..."
"98% of all constipated people don't give a crap."
"99 Ways To Die!" -Megadeth
"=Human= rights. Even your language is racist!"
"=This= guy's beginning to crisp my cape..." - DarkWing Duck
"? . . . thy micturations are to me! . . ." - Vogon Poetry
"?" -Victor Hugo to Publisher of "Les Miserables", 1862
"@#$%*! I've struck oil", Tom said, crudely.
"@#$%*! I've struck oil", said Tom crudely.
"@@@@@hhh, mabye not." - Yakko Warner
"@@@@@hhh, wrong Echo, bub." - Yakko
"@F!" "Dr. Scott!" "@F!" "Brad!" "Rocky!"
"@F@biteme.com" -- @N's Internet Address
"@FN@! No sleeping on the Promenade! Go home!" - Odo
"@FN@! There's some lovely filth down here!"
"@FN@!" "Dr. Scott!" "@FN@!" "Brad!" "Rocky!"
"@FN@'s thinking about my breasts again,Captain!" - Deanna Troi
"@FN@, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?"
"@FN@," he said, "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
"@LN@!" -- Hanover Fist
"@N@" - Coming soon to a Holodeck near you!
"@N@" soon to be the basis for an X-Files episode!
"@R!" said @N, as he tried to install Windows'95
"@R," said @N, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95
"@R," said @N, as he waited for Windows '95
"@S Power!" - Sailor @F
"@S!" said @N as Piglet took his modem away from him
"@S!" said @N as he cut his initials in the snow
"@S!" said @N, as he missed Sailor Moon again
"@S" said @N as he was given a tour of the Lion's stomach
"@S", said @N, wrestling with the moderator
"@S",said @N as he paid off the Simpson jury
"@S," said @F, as DELTREE BBS appeared on his computer
"@S," said @F, as the Fax Modem said No Carrier
"@S," said @N as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor
"@S," said @N as NBC cancelled Star Trek
"@S," said @N as Yoda told him of another @N
"@S," said @N as he infected the Indians blankets
"@S," said @N as he pulled a Tribble from a honeypot
"@S," said @N as he realized he was a Star Trek redshirt
"@S," said @N as he saw his friends dressed in black robes
"@S," said @N as his friends left him alone to die
"@S," said @N, as DELTREE BBS appeared on his computer
"@S," said @N, as he found out his tribble was pregnant
"@S," said @N, as he was arrested for running a pirate BBS
"@S," said @N, as he was locked out of the BBS
"@S," said @N, as the Fax Modem said No Carrier
"@S," said @N, unable to escape the Ooh! BBS meet
"@S," said @N, when his parents confiscated the modem
"@S," said Capt. @N when he found his toupee was a tribble
"@S@!" said @N@, as he tried to install Windows'95
"@S@," said @N@, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95
"@S@," said @N@, as he waited for Windows '95
"@TOFIRST@!" "Dr. Scott!" "@TOFIRST@!" "Brad!" "Rocky!"
"@TOFIRST@" he said,"you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
"@TOFIRST@, beam me up!" "But I don't have the power....."
"@TOLAST@!" -- Hanover Fist
"A 'soldier of darkness'? I'll believe it when I see it." - Sheridan
"A 'wild party?'" - Data
"A *specific* ocean? Which one? Be more *Pacific*!" -- Crow
"A 25th level CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!"
"A 2x4, Sir?"
"A 30-alarm fire ravages suburb of Panama City... Film at 11."
"A 30? Are you dumb, or just incredibly lazy?" - Darien
"A 4X speed NEC CD Rom, Soundblaster 16." -- Crow T. Robot
"A 5.8, a 5.9, but the Eastern Block Judge Mistress Wanda...."
"A 5000 pound star-fruit on top of me," Tom crumbled.-J.Foster/carambola
"A 90 mhz Pentium with 32 megs of RAM." -- Crow T. Robot
"A B C D E-F-G. Eric the half a bee......" ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
"A Barefoot Dancer On Broken Glass"
"A Berzerker Death Lord/High Priest? I goose him!"
"A Bestiary of Plant Eaters" - by Herb Avore.
"A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac." -Vincent
"A BlueWaver is someone who loves BlueWave products!" (C) DA 1993
"A Bomb!" * Lister
"A Canadian is an unarmed American with health insurance"
"A Cardassian ship with a cloaking device?" Kira
"A Changeling." "I beg your pardon?" "An ancient Earth legend."
"A Charlie Watts walk on..." -- Mike Nelson
"A Chicken in every pot and a wolf in every womb. Because of the flu."
"A Command Gone Bad" The bad command or file name story.
"A Conservative government is an organized hypocrisy." -- Disraeli
"A Crucifix? Oy vey -- have YOU got the wrong vampire"
"A Czechoslovakian Sandy Frank movie?" -- Tom Servo
"A Demolished" is only found on an 'Ovation Guitar' <-oxymoron
"A Dollar saved is a dime earned. The rest is Revenue Canada's."
"A Dragon with THAC0 -98? Um, it's your turn to go first"
"A Dungeons & Dragons version of the Newlywed Game." -- Crow
"A FAIR price?" Rom
"A FISH STORY" by Czar Dean
"A Ferengi a monk and a clone decide to go bowling." - Data
"A Fistful of Datas" = "The Good, The Bad, & The Klingon"
"A Francis Ford Coppola production." -- Tom Servo
"A GameBoy is a tricorder." -- Okuda's Law of Cheap Props #2
"A Get has to have priorities." -- Jurgi Hautala, Get of Fenris
"A Get of the Hand of Tyr is real close to being an executioner"
"A HUD castle!" -- Mike Nelson
"A Hospital? What is is doctor?" "A big white building..."
"A Japanese art director? Noooo!" -- Crow T. Robot
"A Jedi betrayed and murdered your father."
"A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind." - Yoda
"A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack."
"A Joke By Ingmar Bergman." -- Mike Nelson
"A Keyboard. How Quaint": Spock
"A Klingon does not let a friend face danger alone." -- Worf
"A Klingon is his work, not his family." Klang
"A Klingon security officer?" Okona "Yes." Worf
"A Klingon!" Redshirt "Grant! No!" Kirk
"A Lerxst in Wonderland" -Rush
"A Long Walk" - by Miss DeBus
"A MARINE CAN STAND *ANYTHING*!" -- Mr. Buzzcut
"A Marine can stand ANYTHING!" - Buzzcut
"A Marshall of France Ridiculous!" -- Picard
"A MiG on your six is better than no MiG at all!"
"A NICE arrangement for the Brekians." Crusher
"A Penny for your thoughts." Q
"A Philistine on the sidewalk." - Hobbes
"A Robin redbreast in a cage puts all heaven in a rage."
"A Semaritan? This is supposed to be a Jewish section!"
"A Soldier of Darkness has come on that ship!" - Amis.
"A Star Ship? What registry would that be?" Clemens
"A Stealth bomber! Will Dizzy eat it?"
"A Still-Store of Farrah Fawcett's poster." -- Tom Servo
"A T. Rex? You have a T. Rex?" -- Ellie Sattler
"A TV movie Mount Rushmore..." -- Tom Servo
"A Tahitian babe for everyone!" -- Tom Servo
"A Trip to the Outhouse - by Willie Makeit
"A VERY small joke, ensign . . ." - Spock
"A Vulcan never lived who had an ounce of itegrity!" Kirk
"A Warrior does NOT steal taglines." - Worf
"A White Sport Coat and a Pink Crustacean!
"A _De Lorean_???" Michael J. Fox
"A `pacifist male' is a contradiction in terms." -- Heinlein
"A `snoot full'?" -- Data
"A bad workman always blames his fools." -- The Doctor
"A bathroom with a phone? That's great!" -- Mike Nelson
"A battle avoided cannot be lost." - Caine quoting Sun Tzu
"A battle cannot be fought without sacrifices." -Moltke
"A battle front is only as good as its supply line." -- Long Haul
"A battle of wits," inquired the dragon. "To whose death, Sir knight?"
"A battle of wits?!? To the DEATH?!? Hope your will's updated."
"A battle of wits?!? To the DEATH?!?"
"A battle of wits?" inquired the dragon. "To whose death, Sir knight?"
"A battle plan is only as good as its programmer." - Chromedome
"A bear in his natural habitat...a Studabaker."
"A beautiful story. It gets you right here, doesn't it?" Q
"A beaver without a cause!" -- Tom Servo
"A belief is not true because it is useful." -- H.F. Amiel
"A big hug from Tagline Boy ain't exactly fun."--Marc Lavallee
"A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird." - Tao of Pooh.
"A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose"
"A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead."
"A bit off your normal prowl patterns, isn't it?" - Aahz
"A bit pretentious don't you think?"
"A blackbird's wing. A stone from a river." Chakotay
"A blind man could see it with a cane." McCoy
"A blind man teaching a robot to paint?" - Riker
"A bomb!" Tom expoloded.
"A book must be an ice ax to break the frozen sea within us." -KAFKA
"A book, a friend, a song, a glass, a chaste loving lass"
"A boy and his bird. How touching." - Top Dollar
"A boy's best friend is his mother." Anthony Perkins
"A brain. I need a brain for my Spock." - Dr. Kirkenstein
"A brash young man, fresh out of the Academy." Q
"A bread that doubled as a hood ornament." -- Tom Servo
"A broken clock keeps better time than you!" (Tegan)
"A brother is born for adversity." -- Proverbs 17:17
"A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate." - Heinlein
"A bucket for messeur. And, a hose."
"A bug I ate! With little wings!" - Jerry Lewis (Animaniacs)
"A bungee jump without the bungee!" -- Tom Servo
"A burp is not an answer." - Bart's Board
"A burp is not an answer." --Bart Simpson.
"A calculated risk, Mr. Spock." Kirk
"A capucino machine that also takes pictures." -- Joel Robinson
"A car tried to occupy the same spacetime as mine."
"A cat a day keeps the blues away."
"A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs." - Heinlein
"A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs." -- RAH"A cat will almost always flinch when hit with a hammer." - Someone else
"A cat will almost always flinch when hit with a hammer."
"A cellular fossil?" Picard
"A census taker once tried to test me." -- Hannibal Lector
"A certain amount of cuteness shouldn't be allowed to exist."
"A change in wardrobe wouldn't hurt." - Hercules to Hades
"A change is coming . . . a great wind is going to blow." - The Stand
"A chat with you, and death loses its sting!" -- Blackadder
"A child is born in the world tonight underneath the full moonlight."
"A child of five could understand this!" "Fetch me a child of five!"
"A child. An old woman. Dozens. Hundreds." -- Troi
"A chimpanzee and two trainees could run her." - Scotty
"A chocolate sundae!...how did you know?" - D. Troi
"A chronaton field?" La Forge
"A citizen-proper is not one by virtue of residence." - Aristotle
"A clear case of Ipkissia Maskosis. I must remove your brain." - Neuman
"A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory."
"A closed mind is as useful as a blind eye."
"A closet full of courteous anxieties is of dubious comfort."
"A cobbler, I believe." Romulan "A tailor, actually." Sisko
"A coin. Good. I will replicate one immediately." -- Data
"A cold what?" - Data
"A combination of Michael J. Pollard, Yahoo Serious, and Buddha."
"A comfortable place for a fight..." -- Mike Nelson
"A command of your own? I can swing that, too!" Kirk-2
"A command-level officer? You mean, like you?" Nog
"A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain." L. Long
"A competent and reliable dishwasher never starves." - Heinlein
"A computer's got to do what a computer's got to do." <Holly>
"A congressman and a congresswoman go to lunch. Who pays?"
"A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy."
"A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.
"A cool ball gathers no gutters" Homer Simpson.
"A country boy can survive." -- Bocephus
"A couple of light years can't keep friends apart" - Wesley
"A crappie is not a sunfish found in a toilet." -- Dobbs
"A creature that pretended to be a man and called itself Flagg."
"A cross between Rambo and Mary Poppins." -- Peter Fenn on George Bush
"A crucifix? Oy vay, have you got the wrong vampire!"
"A cult is a religion with no political power." - Tom Wolfe
"A cup of `SPLIT-PEA ISADORA SOUP'?" -- Mike Nelson
"A cup of millipede juice, hold the shells." -- Quark
"A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points." -Mae West
"A daquiri swilling tractor manufacturer..." -- Mike Nelson
"A daughter is an embarrassing and ticklish possession."--Menander
"A day job? In an office? MY WORST NIGHTMARE!! NOOOOOOOO!" - Tick
"A day without dragons is MUCH SAFER!!!"
"A dead woman bites not." -- Gray
"A death mark's not an easy thing to live with." - Rieekan
"A debt to Virgil is a debt to Nature." -- Chesterson
"A decision had to be made." -- Riff Raff
"A definate progression. From planet. To planet." Kirk
"A demon has infested him. The name of the demon is HEROIN." - Oracle
"A dense smug is rolling in..." -- Mike Nelson
"A dentist!" "You've been watching too many Xmas specials."
"A diamond is forever, but real estate appreciates faster"
"A die for a die." - Catwoman (Batman Returns)
"A difficult weapon to confiscate." -- Yar
"A diplomatic insult to the Cardassian people would be a problem" Gul D
"A dirty book is rarely dusty"
"A dirty joke is a sort of mental revolution." -- Orwell
"A do-nothing lackluster wherever he sat." -- A. Haig on George Bush
"A dog that weighs less than 10 pounds is NOT a dog."
"A dog with money is referred to as Mr. Dog."
"A dream is a wish your heart makes when you're asleep
"A dream itself is but a shadow." - Shakespeare
"A dream to some... A nightmare to others!" -- Merlin
"A dream worth having is a dream worth fighting for." - Charles Xavier
"A dreamer of pictures, I run in the night..."
"A duck? Now that's senseless!"
"A duel of wits? To the death?" - Vinzinni
"A dull pencil is better than a sharp mind." - Ben Franklin
"A duplicate me!" * Rimmer
"A dustbuster is a phaser." -- Okuda's Law of Cheap Props #1
"A face dipped in a huge vat of white-out!" -- Crow T. Robot
"A face outside the window pane, however did it come to this?" -Floyd
"A fact: do with it what you will." - Ellison
"A fake, but as good as the effects in this movie." -- Joel
"A family reunion is an effective form of birth control." - Heinlein
"A fatal attration holding me fast" -Floyd
"A fault!" Martina cried reservedly.
"A few Beta's short of a full release!"
"A few hundred years of bad blood will do that." - Garibaldi
"A few more questions, Mr Computer" - Moriarty
"A few more steps and we'll be safe in the Fire Swamp." -- Westley
"A fight! Let's go get 'em!" - Kid
"A filthy mind is a terrible thing to waste." -Exine
"A fireball as a door-opener?!" - "Got a better idea?"
"A fishfinder? In a hospital?" -- Crow T. Robot
"A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut." --Guard #1
"A five-ounce bird cannot carry a one-pound coconut!"
"A flop is a place to sleep." Keeler
"A fly on my pizza?!" - "Um, actually, it's an olive fragment."
"A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
"A fool and his money, will soon become a Sysop"
"A fool and their money are soon parted." - The Florida L
"A fool and your money are soon partners." -- Mark's Law
"A fool is the twin of the wise." - The Iron Circle
"A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees." -- Blake
"A fool uttereth all his mind." -- Proverbs 29:11
"A fool's bolt is soon shot." - Shakespeare
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" R.W. Emerson
"A fortress, but no gate..." -- Mike Nelson
"A fraction of a second would make them invisible?" Worf
"A free people ought...to be armed..." - George Washington
"A friend in need is a pain in the ass." -- Heinlein
"A friend is never known until you're in need." -- Roch, Brujah
"A friend loveth at all times." -- Proverbs 17:17
"A friend of mine is in jail for counterfeiting pennies." - S. Wright
"A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine..."
"A friend who can't catch? I don't think so." -- Tom Servo
"A fugitive then eh?..You'll be hunted down, like..well...a dog!"
"A full tilt battle between pure evil and Santy Claus"
"A game of wits. You hate him, you respect him, & you kill him."
"A gay guy who likes truckers." -- Tom Servo
"A gay in New York is just a fag in L.A." - Mick Jagger
"A generation which ignore history has no past -- and no future."
"A generous grant from the Mom Corporation." -- Mike Nelson
"A genius is one who can do anything except make a living." Joey Adams
"A genuine Felix lighter. How illuminating" - 007 (R Moore - L.A.L.D.)
"A geological oddity, to say the least." -=- Spock
"A giant guy plus a harbor equals fluid dynamics at its best." (Tick)
"A giant once lived in that body." Spencer Tracy
"A giant, orbiting lady depilitator!" -- Crow T. Robot
"A gift from Zek to them." Quark
"A gift of humanity is what I want for Christmas!!" - Opus
"A gift, from friends you don't know you have." -- Morden
"A girl can't live by psychoses alone." - Dr. Chase Meridian
"A girl's got to have friends of her own." Amanda
"A goal is a dream taken seriously." - Henry David Thoreau
"A god cannot survive as memory." Apollo
"A good Christian does not think, a Good Christian obeys." -Billy Graham
"A good deed is its own reward." -- Rom
"A good engineer is a wee bit conservative." - Scotty
"A good indignation brings out all one's powers." - Emerson
"A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures." - Irish proverb
"A good loser's still a loser." Sheriff Buck
"A good man died because of us." Bashir
"A good man doesn't betray his own people!" -- Kira
"A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming..." - Barbarella
"A good movie this time? I think not!" -- Tom Servo
"A good quantum physicist is hard to find." -- Vicky Sailer
"A good question. There is no easy answer." -- Mike Nelson
"A good raid. I wouldn't say it was a *great* raid..." -- Servo
"A good sand scrub, that's the best we can hope for"-Neelix
"A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice." - Howe
"A good traveler leaves no track." - Lao Tzu
"A good workman is known by his tools." - Proverb
"A government in "action" is interesting only if it's not your own."
"A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top." - James Restonn
"A government supported artist is an incompetent whore." - Heinlein
"A grave deep enough to prevent even 007 from walking" - Blofeld
"A graveyard! Now they can bury the script!" -- Joel Robinson
"A great devotee of the Gospel of Getting it On"
"A great warrior? Wars not make one great." - Yoda
"A grown up did it!" - Wesley
"A gun and a bag of peanuts. How original." - 007 (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"A gun gives you the body, not the bird." -- Thoreau
"A gun in your hand makes a fool out of you" - H. Rollins
"A handful of warriors were challenged with honor to die"
"A happy tattoo is worth a little pain." - HCTV
"A harmonica? As if he wasn't annoying enough!" -- Tom Servo
"A head bag! Those are chopped full of..heady goodness!" -- Apu
"A health shake. You're soaking in it." -- Joel Robinson
"A heaping mass of fear is what we hold dear" - Suffocation 1991
"A highly confidential commando raid down to Deep 13..." -- Mike
"A hit! A most palpable hit!" - Shakespeare
"A horse is a horse, of corpse, of corpse," Mr. Ed sang stiffly.
"A hot milk toddy? You're kidding." -- Riker
"A house divided against itself cannot stand." -- Lincoln
"A house is a pile of stuff with a cover on it."
"A house is just a pile of Stuff with a cover on it." Carlin
"A huge machine, TWENTY MILES on each side..." Morbius.
"A hundred thousand pounds for a bit of rumpy-bumpy?!"
"A hundred years of forgetting and it all comes rushing back"
"A hunger that never dies..." Sybo
"A hunger that never dies...An ancient terror..." Sybo
"A hunger that will never die! Redjak! Redjak!" Sybo
"A is for apple." -- Hester Pyrnne
"A jack, still no help for the @Klingon." - Data
"A job? What, is there an opening at the zoo or something?"-Ranma 1/2
"A joke's a very serious thing." -- Churchill
"A joke... is a story with a humorous climax." - Spock
"A journalist is a professional whose business it is to explain to others what
"A keyboard? How quaint." -- Scotty, *Star Trek IV*
"A king without a sword! A land without a king!" -- Lancelot
"A king, eh? Well, I didn't vote for you"
"A kingdom of Robert Borks!" -- Mike Nelson
"A kiss may not be the truth, but it is still a kiss."
"A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true."
"A knavish speech sleeps in a foolish ear." - Shakespeare
"A knavish tagline sleeps in a foolish ear." -- Tagspeare
"A knowledgeable fool is a greater fool than an ignorant fool."
"A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to program
"A lawyer is like a river." -Kosh.
"A lawyer's advice is his stock-in-trade." - Lincoln
"A lawyer's answer, so close to the truth it could hide in its shadow."
"A leopard never changes his stripes." -- Al Gore
"A lesser doctor might've been fooled. I, however..."--HoloDoc
"A library serves no purpose unless someone is using it."
"A lie is a very poor way to say hello." Keeler
"A lie is most convincingly hidden between two truths" - Deep Throat
"A lie is terminological inexactitude." - Churchill
"A life is worth more than a penis." - Lorena B.'s lawyer
"A light heart lives long." - Shakespeare
"A lighter Dark Beer" is an oxymoron
"A little bit of Yogi Berra in her, too." -- Tom Servo
"A little fermented curd will do the trick."
"A little greed can get you a lot of stuff."
"A little harsh but it had to be done." -- Mike Nelson
"A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation." - Saki
"A little megalomania can be excused." -- Professor Muerte
"A little more than kin, a little less than kind." -- Hamlet
"A little more than kin, a little less than kind." -- Shakespeare
"A little off the top and trim the sides...My hair, not taxes!"
"A little off the top?"- Freddy Krueger
"A little pot boils easily." -- Dutch proverb
"A little rebellion now and then is a good thing." Thomas Jefferson
"A little revolution, now and then, is a healthy thing."
"A little rockin' and rollin' is good for the soul, I guess." - Blair
"A little shot of Adam in `The Young Philledelphians'." -- Mike
"A little song, a little dance, @FN@'s head on a lance."
"A little suffering is good for the soul." - Kirk
"A little thoughtfulness brings alot of happiness."
"A little too `a lotta cars in here'." -- Mike Nelson
"A little trick I picked up from the Borg." "Yeah, they're full of great ideas." - Soran and Geordi, discussing tortue techniques
"A little tweak of the nipples and I'm outta here." -- Tom Servo
"A little warning would've been nice." - Quark
"A little while, a moment of rest upon the wind..." -- Gibran
"A little work, a little sleep, a little love and it is all over." - R. Frost
"A little young for you, isn't he?" "He's 27. I'm 28." "328, maybe."
"A little...claustrophobic, maybe..."--Neelix
"A living dog is better than a dead lion." -- Ecclesiastes 9:4
"A logical deduction. I can see why you're the constable." -- Garek
"A long shot, Watson; a very long shot." -- Sherlock Holmes
"A look can be deceiving; a touch can be lethal." -- Smokescreen
"A lot can happen when you're gone all morning." -Calvin
"A lot has changed in the last three hundred years." -- Picard
"A lot of 'if's,' I agree." Kirk
"A lot of forensics going on in Kansas during the 50s" -- Crow
"A lot of love in a family always makes me smile." - Talyn
"A lot of people mistakWarning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear
"A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience." -Doug Larson
"A lot of people my age are dead at the present time." Casey Stengel
"A lot you know..." - Miracle Max
"A lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math." - Heinlein
"A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed." - Monty Python
"A lucky guess." - Q
"A magic sword that does dishes is just plain silly." - Cimorene (SfD)
"A mall, like any other, only more so." - Rogue (Carol Danvers)
"A man after his own heart." -- 1 Samuel 13:14
"A man and a lady in the same water?!" - Radar. "Baptists." - Hawkeye
"A man and a woman had a little baby, oh yes they did."
"A man called the Walkin Dude, or sometimes the Boogeyman."
"A man from another time who had reached a point of pointless ending."
"A man has got to know his assimilations." -- Harry of Borg
"A man has got to know his limitations" - Dirty Harry
"A man is a old as he is feeling. A woman is as old as she looks."
"A man is as young as the women he feels!"
"A man is only as good as what he loves." - Saul Bellow
"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married." --H.L. Mencken
"A man must know his limitations if he wants to survive." - Hamza
"A man must learn to gently dominate." -RUSH
"A man must not swallow more beliefs than he can digest." - H. Ellison
"A man never tells you anything until you contradict him."
"A man of genius makes no mistakes." -- Joyce
"A man ought to do what he thinks is right." John Wayne
"A man ought to read just as inclination leads him." -- Johnson
"A man should keep friendships in constant repair." -- Johnson
"A man who is a genius and doesn't know is probably isn't." -- Lec
"A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish,
"A man with nine legs.." "He ran away!"
"A man's a man for a' that!" -- Burns
"A man's character is his fate." -- Heraclitus
"A man's got to live." - St. Cloud "Not necessarily." - MacLeod
"A man's gotta live." -- Xavier "Not necessarily." -- MacLeod
"A man's life, of any worth, is a continual allegory." - Keats
"A man's toys are limited by his wife's chequebook"
"A man-of-war is the best ambassador." -Oliver Cromwell
"A manic depressive who walks in the rain" -RUSH Cinderella Man
"A map to the refrigerator. Hilarious."--Calvin
"A mass of conflicting impulses." Nomad on Uhura
"A maternally crazed gorilla would come in handy at this very moment."
"A meal that leaves you nothing to hope for."
"A mean guy shouldn't have any wine." - Blunt Bulgarian Proverb
"A member of Facial Hair Club for Men." -- Joel Robinson
"A member of our crew is missing, too." Chakotay
"A memory that is too painful to withstand the light of day"
"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine." -- Proverbs 17:22
"A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance." -- Proverbs 15:13
"A mess, eh?" - Morgan "Feels like home..." - Mulder (Piper Maru)
"A metaphor is like a simile"
"A metaphysical dichotomy has occurred : unloading module WINDOWS"
"A mighty flame followeth a tiny spark." -- Dante
"A million bars of gold pressed latinum!" -- Quark
"A million could be years on a thousand may be worlds..."
"A mime is a terrible thing to waste...kill them slowly." -zf-
"A mind is a terrible thing" - Jim Adams, 1993
"A mind what?" Neelix
"A mind's journey begins with a single why?" -- Confucius
"A minor example of my work, yes." -- Garek
"A miracle would definitely be a step in the right direction."-Hawkeye
"A moment of indecision can be your last." Backstreet
"A moment of joy in a lifetime of suffering." - Londo
"A moment of sanity had come back, a moment of choice." - The Stand
"A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience."
"A momentary lapse of reason that binds a life for life" -Floyd
"A momentary lapse of treason..." - Pink Fraud
"A monk, a clone, and a Ferengi decided to go bowling together.." - Data
"A monster!" - Jerry Lewis
"A moose once bit my sister.."
"A more central location would give added meaning." Data
"A most difficult decision, Captain." Spock
"A most illogical reaction." Spock
"A most unpleasant situation, Captain." Spock, 'Catspaw'
"A motion to adjourn is always in order." -- Heinlein
"A murder is only an extraverted suicide."
"A naked American man stole my balloons."
"A naked general outranks a dressed wound." -- Col. Potter
"A narrative approximation of something..." -- Tom Servo
"A narrow vision. You, too, will be assimilated."
"A natural electircal charge?" Yar
"A negative man with no face. She would see and then go mad."
"A new "Health Bill"? Did we have an old one?"
"A new century if felt, not measured." Walter Lord, 1960, on 1900.
"A new crop of eunuchs?" -- Mike Nelson
"A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices"
"A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat."
"A paradox can be paradoctored." (R.A.Heinlein)
"A part of me knew when I first saw you" - Tessa Noelle
"A party? For me? Here?" - Uncle Fester
"A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out"
"A perpetual desire for power after power." - Hobbes
"A person never truly dies, as long as they are remembered."
"A personal receiver?" Kirk
"A phaser is the universal communicator." -Worf
"A phaser." Kirk "On overload!" Spock
"A pig in a suit is still a pig."
"A pinch here, a pinch there... He's a zombie!" -- Mike Nelson
"A pint cannot hold a quart, Mr. Pizer." V.I.N.Cent
"A pinup of Kathy Bates..." -- Mike Nelson
"A pious man is one who would be an atheist if the king were."
"A piston engine? What did ya buy that for?" "It was on sale."
"A pity. She's quite attractive." Q
"A plamsa storm might not >leave< any debris." Paris
"A plan with no drawbacks!" -- Rimmer
"A planet where APES evolved from MAN?!" -MST3K
"A platypus could do my job!" -- Tom Servo
"A pleasant face man steps up to greet you" RUSH Twilight Zone
"A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits."
"A poker face carved in marble." La Rue
"A political career comes to a screeching halt." -- Mike Nelson
"A political party is organized opinion." - Disraeli
"A pony, an ironing board, and some stirrup pants!" -- Crow
"A pony: a big juicy one, grilled to perfection" - Baby's birthday
"A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck." Garfield
"A power so great, it can only be used for Good or Evil!" -- Firesign Theatre, "The Giant Rat of Summatra"
"A pox on your first born, you ugly wart on a salamander's tongue!"-Opus
"A pretty car makes an even prettier wreck." -- Runabout
"A pretty damn convenient illness." Sheridan
"A pretty girl like you shouldn't be eating alone."--Odo to Kira
"A problem can be found for almost every solution."
"A promise is a promise, Lt. Dan." Forrest Gump
"A proper perspective about one's history is vital." -- Disraeli
"A psycho-who-a-what?" -3rd Rock From The Sun
"A race of ham radio operators." -- Crow T. Robot
"A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives."
"A random toss - the only true justice." - Two-Face
"A rather barbaric period in your American history." Spock
"A really trivial use for dark powers." -- Mike Nelson
"A red spaceship on the monitor, your vileness." Calvin
"A remarkable experience, Commander." - Data
"A replacement must be requested as soon as possible." --Doc Z
"A right DELAYED is a right DENIED." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
"A righteous man has regard for the life of his beast." Proverbs 12:10
"A room should reflect its occupant." - Kirk.
"A room without books is like a body without a soul."
"A rose by any other name is more confusing." -- G. Stein.
"A rough ascii date would be helpful too."
"A safe economical way to inflict evil on the world." -- Forrester
"A salad bar!" -- Tom Servo "With a decorative snot guard!" -- Crow
"A salute to No-Panty-Lines!" -- Tom Servo
"A salute to careful shaving." -- Tom Servo
"A scratch? Your arm's off!" --King Arthur
"A second phone! Of course!" - Bell "Well, DUH!!!!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"A secret agent! On *WHOSE* side?!?!?!?" - Sherriff J. W. Pepper
"A secret, inner, manly place that only men can know" -- Crow
"A seven corpse meal!" -- Tom Servo
"A shaken Phil Silvers attempts to flee the set..."
"A shame, Captainit would have been Glorious!"
"A share in two revolutions is living to some purpose." -- Paine
"A sheep doesn't fly so much as plummet!" M. Python
"A shining beacon in space, all alone in the night."-B5 2nd season
"A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer..." --Scar
"A shot in the dark is better than nothing." -- Geordi
"A sick thirst darkens my veins." - The Crow
"A simple `no' would have worked" -- Richie Ryan
"A simple yes or no would have been fine." -- Tom Servo
"A simple yes would have sufficed." - Picard
"A singing pentagram..." -- Tom Servo
"A single howl rose in the nighta silver chime of desperate horror."
"A slight misunderstanding, I'm sure." Quark
"A small block will do, 5 or 6 pounds." Spock on platinum
"A small man, a whiny type of guy." -- Larry Speakes on Cap Weinberger
"A smart man would ride out right now." MacLeod
"A sneeze. Billions and billions of snot particles." -- Tom Servo
"A snoot full?" - Data
"A soft answer turneth away wrath." -- Proverbs 15:1
"A soldier's record tells a lot about a person." - Hague
"A soul in tension, that's learning to fly..."<Pink Floyd>
"A spacesuit with *cufflinks*?!"--Rimmer
"A spacesuit with cuff links?" -- Lister
"A spanking! There's going to be a spanking!"
"A spirit transported me from the couch to the chair", said Tom, visibly
"A spirit with a vision is a dream with a mission." -- Rush Limbaugh
"A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down..."
"A sprinkle a day keeps Richard Kiel away." -- Crow T. Robot
"A spy movie is beginning to sag, and Ed Asner is there!" -- Crow
"A starved body has a skinny soul." Marlon Brando
"A starving child is a frightful sight, a starving vampire even worse."
"A state of martial law will be most helpful at this time." - John,"V"
"A steel pinata? This could take hours!" -- Crow T. Robot
"A stiff apology is a second insult." -- Chesterton
"A stitch in time saves nine." (Phrase often used by cat surgeons.)
"A stitch in time would have confused Einstein." -- Anonymous
"A stoic brings a baby. A cynic is where you wash it."
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play." - Joshua
"A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows." -- O Henry
"A stroke of the brush does not guarantee art from the bristles." -Ko
"A subjective term, Riker." - Q
"A subspace tractor beam?" Chakotay "Exactly." Torres
"A subtle dragon stings us in the midst of plenty."
"A successful tool is one that was used to do something undreamed of by
"A suggestion. Switch to decaf."--Victor Luk
"A superior woman. I will take her." Khan
"A sword, Frank... a very *rare* sword..." -- Brenda Wyatt
"A tactical ploy. To insult us both, no doubt." -Chmee: Niven
"A tagline at this point is not needed, Mega Dittos..."
"A tagline has got to know its limitations": Dirty Harry
"A talking horse.." "It's Ed, Jim."
"A talking horse?" "He's Ed, Jim."
"A teddy bear?!" McCoy
"A teleporter! Is there ALWAYS a teleporter?" - Spiral
"A terrible thing happened to me last night--nothing."
"A theater manager is always ready, Tanya!" Shanda
"A thief is never sur-<trapdoor>-ppprrriiissseeeeddd!" -- Finieous
"A thing here more than a week is an heirloom." -- Kender Proverb
"A thing well said will be wit in all languages." -- Dryden
"A thinly veiled allegory, a Metamucil if you will..." -Kelly Bundy
"A thousand misty riders fly by high up once upon a time" -Floyd
"A thousand thanks, Monsieur," Tom said mercifully.
"A three thousand year old childproof cap?" -- Crow T. Robot
"A threefold cord is not easily broken." -- Ecclesiastes 4:12
"A thrill comparable to the making of hash-browns..." - Mutant Raccoon
"A throw of the dice will never eliminate Chance." -- Mallarme
"A tiger in Africa?" "Hmm?" "A TIGER in AFRICA?"
"A time to be born; a time to die." -- Ecclesiastes 3:1
"A time to break down, and a time to build up."
"A time to kill, and a time to heal." -- Ecclesiastes 3:1
"A time to mourn, and a time to dance." -- Ecclesiastes 3:1
"A time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which was planted."
"A time to weep, and a time to laugh." -- Ecclesiastes 3:1
"A toast to absent friends." -- Frank N. Furter
"A toothache of a man." -- Jim Hightower on George Bush
"A toss of the coin. The only true justice." - Two-Face
"A traffic jam at the congress intersection." -- Tom Servo
"A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at?" Ronald Reagan
"A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed."
"A trifle overpowering, isn't it?" - 007 (Moonraker)
"A troop is a group of monkeys stupid, ..change your bunch of banana!"
"A true friend knows who you are...but likes you anyway."-R.Heinlein
"A true friend knows who you are...but likes you anyway."-R.Heinlein
"A truer sentiment has never been typed!" - Gryphontamer
"A type II phaser beats four aces."-Worf playing poker.
"A typical man." - Hoolihan. "Don't lump us all together."-Hawkeye
"A typical romantic. All you scientists are." The Colonel
"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on." S. Goldwyn
"A very fashionable girl, Aunt Rose." Lamont Cranston
"A very gentle beast, and of a good conscience." - Shakespeare
"A very gentle tagline, and of a good conscience." -- Tagspeare
"A very impressive title." - Neelix
"A very lovely thought, but not at all practical." - Jiminie Cricket
"A very sophisticated, very professional job." Odo
"A very special Ziffle family reunion" -- Crow T. Robot
"A virus? Some kind of disease?" Janeway
"A volatile mixture of hot munitions and cool jazz!" -- Crow
"A vole fight! I'm appalled!" Quark
"A war put off is not a war avoided." - Charlton Heston
"A warrior does NOT steal taglines." --Worf
"A warrior's drink."-Worf "A warrior's name."-Holodeck babe
"A warrior's mate does NOT say 'jIwuQ' TWICE." <g,d,rf>
"A warriors drink" Well that certainly explains a lot.
"A what? To order a what? With what?" - A.G. Bell (Animaniacs)
"A wheel slices into the crowd, killing three" -- Mike Nelson
"A while ago this whole planet was trying to kill us." Kirk
"A whip?...Maybe she wants to be friends again!" -- Frank on Margaret
"A white male, middle class power holder." -- Gypsy
"A whole boiled egg! Two years of night school finally paid off."
"A whole new day of rock climbing!" -- Crow T. Robot
"A whole skin is worth a thousand victories." -- Brassclaw Orcs
"A wiener running away from a kettle..." -- Tom Servo
"A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds." -- Bacon
"A wit with dunces and a dunce with wits." -- Pope
"A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire
"A wok is what you throw at a wabbit."
"A woman is always buying something." -- Ovid
"A woman knows, Lieutenant." Adel Renn
"A woman should be obscene, not heard." - Gypsy Pete (Drunk)
"A woman whose beauty was heartstopping, whose fury was heart-freezing."
"A woman's only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke." -- Kipling
"A woman, like music, should have a good end" -- F. Schubert
"A world of indifference. Heads and hearts too full.": Rush
"A world of red neon and ultramarine" RUSH -Alien Shore
"A wound that will not heal. A heart that cannot feel.": Rush
"A wounded spirit who can bear?" -- Proverbs 18:14
"A yarn monster!" -- Crow T. Robot
"A yawn is a silent shout." -- Chesterton
"A young doctor means a new graveyard." - German proverb
"A young lion charges quickest, and when you least expect it!"
"A zoinoid Guyver?" -- The Guyver
"A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes." - Heinlein
"A! talking! horse! ?" "He's Ed, Jim."
"A<<1/4Na," said Pooh, as he saw another message in Cyrillic
"A) You didn't ask" - Ivanova
"A)bort R)etry G)et a stick and kill it."
"A**HOLE, sir. Major A**hole."- Spaceballs
"A-HA-WHOooo! You really bought the whole line, didn't you, kid?" - Aahz
"A-Ko, B-ko Save your fighting for the classroom." -- Ayumi-Sensei
"A-hem, helllooooo nurse... I don't get it?" -- Slappy
"A.J. knows everything from the Fairley OddParents." (Nickelodeon, April 2001)
"AAAAHH! Just resting my eyes!" - Homer
"AAAAHH! Just resting my eyes!" - Homer
"AAAAHHHH! My underpants are alive! They're shrinking!" * Lister
"AAAAHHHH! My underpants shrinking! Get them off! GET THEM OFF!"
"AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!" -- John Wayne Bobbit
"AAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!" ... Tension breaker, had to be done.
"AAAHH,...AAAHH,...AAAHH CHOOO!" - Data
"AAAHHAAAHHAAAHHCHOOO!" -- Data
"AAAIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" -- Chekov
"AAAhhhhhhhh! The flying Elvises are BACK!!!!!!!"
"AAH! SKYLAB!" The Tick
"AARRGGHH! I've just been stabbed!" said Tom, half-heartedly.
"AAaaarrrghh! Pandas can't talk!" - Genma
"ABLE: Okay: the ship I was on, well, it, er, kind of crashed a bit
"ABSCISSA!!" he swore, using the vilest oath he knew.
"ACE RIMMER: Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas
"ACE: This is my best top, damn it!
"ACE: Your brain moves quicker than a nun's first curry
"ACT NORMAL! ACT NORMAL!!" - Homer
"ACTING!" -- Tom Servo
"AGH! A SNOW SNAKE'S GOT ME!" -- Calvin
"AHHHH! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN!" Spock
"AHHHHHH!" - Thunder "I don't think he's gonna stop!" - Wang
"AIDS didn't kill these people. Politics did." -- Dr. Don Francis
"AIDS: Will have sex with anyone!"
"AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO <Pant, pant>" -- C-Ko
"ALERT! There's a Shriner in the punch!" - Milo Bloom
"ALIVE" Gave the phrase 'Having friends for dinner' a new meaning!
"ALIVE" rated four stars by the Times Food Critic.
"ALIVE, you morons. The operative word is ALIVE!" - Aahz
"ALL HAIL SHE WITH THE SQUEAKY VOICE!!!"
"ALREADY-MARRIED MAN!" -- Crow T. Robot
"AMAZON.GIF 1024x768x256".... Sounds like one big mama
"ANARCHY NOW!" - Milo Bloom
"ANNA STEVEN (pant, pant. drool)" - Volehunters #2
"ARE YOU GONNA SHAKE MY HAND OR AM I GONNA RIP YOUR HEART OUT?" - Aahz
"ARE YOU MOCKING MY HAND GESTURE?" - Dex "Oh, no!" - Danny
"ARE YOU THE MAN WHO SHOT MY SISTER?! YOU SHOT MY SISTER!!"--Scully
"ARGH!!! GARIBALDI!!! You're a DEAD MAN!!!"
"ASCII and you shall receive" Z.MODEM
"ASSIMILATING! That's what Tiggers do best!" - Tigger of Borg
"AST Advantage" (4066d) - is the name of my new game!
"AT&T KFC" = "Reach out and touch someone finger licking good."
"ATDT" - Avon Calling.
"ATTAAACK!!" - B&WYakko
"ATTACK!" -- Black and White Yakko
"AUGHHH! A SNOW SNAKES GOT ME!" - Calvin
"AUX PWR LOWAUX PWR FAIL20, 19, 18..." Computer on Jurassic Park
"AW GEEZE... Will ya LOOK at THIS!!" - Archie Bunker
"AWESOME, COSMIC POWERS ... itty-bitty living space."
"AaaaAAaaaauuuuuuuuGGhghhhhh <gurgle>."
"Aaaaaas yooooou wiiiiiiiiiiiish......"
"Aaannnnddd..always look on the bright side of life.."
"Aaarrrggghhh!" = Klingon for, "Go ahead. Make my day."
"Aaaww, Mr. Sabretoothie just needs a big hug!" -- Elmyra
"Aachoo!" "Gesundheit!" - Calvin and Hobbes (and several monsters)
"Aack! I'm alone with a human being!" -Cathy
"Aah! I'm a geek!" "Eeek, I am too!"
"Aah! There's a horrible slug on your shoulder! Aah!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Aardvarking Through Georgia" by S. M. Stirling
"Aarg Aarg I'm dying you idiot" - Baby's naming, Dinosaurs
"Abandon all hope ye who read this..."
"Abandon ship! This is not a drill!" - Data
"Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy."
"Abandon thought and let the dream descend!" - Phantom
"Abash the devil stood, and felt how awful goodness is..." - T-Bird
"Abated breath? Don't be expectin' no mouth-to-mouth from me. ;)"
"Abe Lincoln is Time Cop!" -- Mike Nelson
"Abe Lincoln's a bad cop on the loose." -- Tom Servo
"Ability without honor has no value." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Able and Unwilling...", um...no... wait....
"Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound..."
"About a maid I'll sing a song, sing rickety-tickety tin..." -Lehrer
"About as intimidating as Chad and Jeremy..." -- Mike Nelson
"About the possum" said the 'gator, "I ate 'er."
"About this long... this thick..."- Wesley
"About you, until you are ready to fight legends." - Kosh
"Above all else a god needs compassion!" - Kirk
"Abra-cadaver!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Absence diminishes minor passions and enflames great ones."
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire." -Bussy-Rabutin
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder." -Anonymous
"Absence makes the heart grow yonder." -King's Quest 5
"Absence makes the nose grow longer." - The Doctor
"Absinthe Lite: a third fewer pathogens than regular absinthe."
"Absinthe makes the head pound harder"
"Absofragginlutely, dammit!" - Delenn
"Absolute time is irrelevant." -- Einstein of Borg
"Absolutely EVERY time I open my eyes; It's Today!"
"Absolutely I will not interfere!" - Chekov
"Abstain from all appearance of evil." -- 1 Thessalonians 5:22
"Abstract impressionism. It's what hot" -- Tom Servo
"Accept the pain, Frank..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Acceptable or not, sir, it is the truth." - Data
"Accessing SLIP server... Entering my I.P. address..." -- Crow
"Accessing. Reboot. Shut down." -- Crow T. Robot
"Accessory After The Fact Theater will return..." -- Tom Servo
"Accidents cause people." Neece's personal tagline.
"According to Dax, anyway." Kira
"According to the life monitors, we're dying." McCoy
"According to the news, it was an accident." Winters
"According to these readings, it's a ship without engines." Janeway
"Accordions are poison to Vogons!" -Vogons, WTNE
"Accountability is Un-American!!" - Opus
"Ace Frehley has the same kind of business" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ace Rimmer. Space Corps." * Ace Rimmer
"Ace and No Face are calling" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ace, give me some of that Nitro-9 you're not carrying!" - The Doctor
"Ach, nein - not ANOTHER aircraft destroyed!" - Nightcrawler
"Achamoth" - Mother Goddess, birthgiver to the Creator.
"Ack! Phfft! Thptpth!" - Bill the Cat
"Ack! Phfft! Thptpth!".. "Admit it, you liked it, didn't you?"
"Ack!Phfft!Thptpth!" - Bill the Cat "All of this genorosity has made me tired!" * Cat
"Ack" - B.T. Cat
"Ack, they could teach us a thing or two." Scott
"Acknowledged. Beam engaged." Torres
"Acrophobia Explained" - by Alfredo Heights
"Act first, ask questions later." Siren
"Act now and you too can be a meanie!"
"Act now we must, for we have no more time for words." -- Amara
"Actin' funny, but I don't know why...'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky.
"Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing."
"Acting's easy when you can read your lines!"
"Action Jesus! Manger sold seperately..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Action Ken Doll is there!" -- Mike Nelson
"Action sequence narrowly aborted!" -- Tom Servo
"Action's what the Flash-man needs" - Flash
"Activate Holodeck Program Paris Three." Paris
"Activate cluster bombs on my mark" --Scott
"Activate it and direct the beam here." Doctor
"Activate the time machine." -- Captain Galaxy
"Activating evasive maneuver omega." Chakotay
"Activating pattern enhancers. Energizing." Data
"Actually I like running around in my bare feet." - Picard.
"Actually I'm making great time..." -- Mike Nelson
"Actually what I was looking for was some witty repartee..." Q
"Actually, *I* blew up my shop." -- Garek
"Actually, I am a lab mouse on stilts."
"Actually, I came here to rescue you." Sisko
"Actually, I'm losing an officer." Kirk
"Actually, I'm only 21 years old." - Celsius.
"Actually, if they leak, you've pumped them too many times."
"Actually, it's she, but yes, she usually guides me well." Chakotay
"Actually, it's very NICE junk." -Roy Fokker
"Actually, we're not hiring slaves right now." -- Mike Nelson
"Actually... It's not that bold." -- Dr. Forrester
"ActuallyI'm so confused now *I* don't know what to believe...:)"
"ActuallyIt's not that bold." -- Dr. Forrester
"Ad Nausaeum:" Commercials that make you puke.
"Adam, beam us a board!" (2x4 drops from sky)
"Add the list of n numbers & then divide the sum by n" said Tom meanly.
"Add the nutmeg!" - Pinky
"Add this list of n numbers and divide the sum by n", said Tom meanly.
"Addendum: The Warner Sister." - Dot Warner
"Adding `just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal."
"Adendum: The Warner Sister." - Dot Warner
"Adendum: The Warner Sister." -- Dot Warner
"Adherents of my religion don't all believe the same thing," Tom decreed
"Aditi" - Mother of the lights of heaven.
"Adm., there be whales here!" "Scotty, that's a mirror."
"Admiral Heinlein doesn't let the Soviets build spacecraft."
"Admiral! There be whales here!" "That's a mirror, Scotty."
"Admiral! There be *whales* here!" -- Scotty
"Admiral, I am receiving Whale Song." (Uhura)
"Admiral, there be WHALES here!" - Montgomery Scott
"Admiral, there be whales here!" "Scotty, that's a mirror."
"Admiral, you only have the CONN temporarily." Picard
"Admiral,there be whales here!" "Scotty, that's a @N@."
"Admire it later prisoner, for now just use it." - Roland
"Admit it. You liked it, didn't you?" -- Frank N. Furter
"Admit it... you all will be destroyed." - Alien
"Admit nothing! Deny everything! Blame the Moderator!"
"Admittedly, that's an agressive sales approach..." -- Mike Nelson
"Adolph Hitler is NIGHT RIDER"
"Adrian, you realise you're first on call tonight..." "Oh my god! I forgot to ring my hairdresser!" -- Eric, Adrian
"Adult wolves are always naked too." - Dire Wolf
"Adult" McDonalds ad (next in series): Ronny nails Wendy
"Adultery Is Fun" By Gomez A. Round
"Adults are obsolete children." (Dr. Seuss)
"Adventure is found in unlikely places." Landfill
"Adventure is the champagne of life." -- Chesterson
"Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things." - Yoda
"Advertisments" - by Bill Board
"Advice from the world's most sexually backward teenager!" -- Sam
"Aeroflot, where Barney is your pilot!"
"Aerosmith is God. There is none higher. Heh-heh. Heh-heh."
"Affection has no price." -- St. Jerome
"Affordable supercomputing" is almost an oxymoron. - eugene miya, NASA Ames Research Center
"Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?" - Han Solo
"Afraid I'll make a stink?"-Ace Ventura
"African or European?" "Uh, I don't know, ah..AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I
"After a thousand years the darkness has come again!" - G'kar.
"After a trip with you, he may survive." -- Hawkeye to Mitchell
"After a while - all these ninjas start to look the same." - Rogue
"After all these years, I DID enjoy it." Kirk
"After all this time - and I still manage to impress myself."
"After all we've been through?" Seska to Chakotay
"After all you've seen, why can't you believe?" - Fox Mulder
"After all, it's only money." Zek
"After all, that's what 'omniscient' *means*, isn't it?" - Q
"After all, this *is* 1920." -- Kalas
"After all, unlike your god, we are civilized." - Dan Ceppa
"After all, we're big enough to take a FEW insults." Scott
"After all, who remembers the Armenians?" -Adolf Hitler
"After all, you're only 102." McCoy
"After dinner", he said, "Your modem or mine?"
"After knowing you, I no longer desire to be human." - Data
"After many years of wrestling with reality, I final won."
"After six years in the Hanoi Hilton, I tend to suppress it." -- Al
"After such knowledge, what forgiveness." -- Eliot
"After ten long years they left him out of the home..."
"After that you are free to go to hell in your own way." - Roland
"After that, I must have fallen asleep." Paris
"After that, Mama went to a hotel to lie down." Forrest Gump
"After that, shrimpin' was easy." Forrest Gump
"After the mortar barrage, we've got a 19th and a 20th hole."-Trapper
"After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?" - S. Wright
"After this, nothing will shock me." -- Tom Servo
"After today, I am the hawk." - Roland
"After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is NOT our friend!"
"After what I saw in the street today, I think I could kill." Isak
"After what happened today, I don't think I can wear that." - Sheridan
"After what you've been through, you deserve to sit for a while."
"Afterwards, the only ones looking happy were the lions." Methos
"Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure." - HHGTTG
"Again and again it ends this way... upon the killing ground." - DT I
"Again with the phallic references!" -- Tom Servo
"Again, exactly like Earth." Spock
"Again, that anger! 'Seized my vessal'! 'Seized my vessal'!" -Q
"Again?!" - Rocky the flying squirrel
"Against the run of the mill" -RUSH
"Age before beauty" -- Duncan MacLeod
"Age before beauty, pearls before swine." -- Tom Servo
"Agent Mulder believes we are not alone." - Dana Scully
"Agh! It's a nightmare! I'm seeing *six* Warners!" -- Plotz
"Agonizer? Where did I put that doohickey?" -- Evil Crow
"Agreed. More like...love." Kirk
"Agressive stewardess recruiting." -- Tom Servo
"Ah blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur Keeng!"
"Ah don' wanna talk to you no more."
"Ah don't see no points on yoah eahs, boy..."--Admiral McCoy
"Ah ha. Lets see if I've got this straight." -- Blackadder
"Ah here we go...Fireball...wonderful spell." - Fizban
"Ah jeeez.... who writes this crap?" Julie/The Maxx
"Ah so, Mr. Suzuki." "You sure are!"
"Ah thank you, but this is not, I, ah hell!" - Ivanova
"Ah the joys of hacking... the agony of no sleep." -mrk
"Ah yes, poor friend. I hear he's nutty as a fruitcake." -- Kirk
"Ah yes, the Garden of Eden. Just outside Moscow." - Chekov
"Ah! A Herring Sandwich!" -- Robot in Mostly Harmless
"Ah! Ahhh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"
"Ah! Good... a fight!" -- Dr. Chennard
"Ah! Humor in Uniform!" -- Tom Servo
"Ah! I have access." -- Data
"Ah! Now that's entertainment!" -- Vlad the Impaler
"Ah! The Club Jobless!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ah! A traditional old style Pagan wedding!"--Nate Bredfeldt
"Ah! Have I been called to testify?"--HoloDoc
"Ah! Humor in Uniform!" -- Tom Servo
"Ah! The Club Jobless!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ah'm nae dirty!" -Pte MacAuslin.
"Ah, Camalot." "Actually it's just a modle." "Shhhh!"
"Ah, Eulle Gibbons in his element." -- Tom Servo
"Ah, Friend Klingon!" Cyrano Jones
"Ah, I know this one. He was trouble." - Londo
"Ah, I know this one." - Londo
"Ah, I see. Will you be requiring me to cut off an arm or a leg?"
"Ah, Kirstie... We thought we'd lost you." -- Pinhead
"Ah, Mike, I see you've decided to go psycho, Godspeed."
"Ah, Mr. Vulcan, come in, come in!" -- Neelix
"Ah, Mr. Woof." Lwaxana Troy
"Ah, Ponch and John are calling..." -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, Robotech, the show that gave me a fetish for green hair..."
"Ah, Robotech, the show that made me HATE girls who can't sing..."
"Ah, Seanette, I see you've decided to go psycho. Godspeed."
"Ah, Swisher Sweets!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, an open mind. The essense of intelect." - Garek
"Ah, baby! You puss! Push the button, Frank." -- Dr. Forrester
"Ah, bustling city music!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, but the lad has such a sweet young body," the Baron said.
"Ah, come on guys...You're high...you're so high!"
"Ah, don't hop over the bodies. It's so glib." -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, forget it, I'm done!" Slappy Squirrel, Animaniacs
"Ah, he had a little too much death ray..." -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, he's the Vasectomy Kid!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ah, hee he he ha!" --Monty Python
"Ah, here we are - 'How to Raise the Dead'." - Bart Simpson
"Ah, here we go... Fireball... wonderful spell." -- Fizban
"Ah, it's like the first time you fall in love." - Scotty
"Ah, jam it, you crummy prole!" -- Joel Robinson
"Ah, just like that Jim" - Bones comes out of the closet
"Ah, let 'em crash." -- Crow T. Robot
"Ah, men! Enjoying their manliness!" -- Tom Servo
"Ah, my trombone. Let me show you how it works." * Riker
"Ah, now I can see through the window," said Tom stiltedly.
"Ah, she's blind! That explains the decorating!" -- Crow
"Ah, thank youbut this is notIah, hell!" - Ivanova
"Ah, the Pop-Up Karma Sutra, Zero-Gravity Edition! That's mine."
"Ah, the children of the night - what music they make." - Dracula
"Ah, the effect of jazz on youth..." -- Tom Servo
"Ah, the leg is on the other thigh now!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, the ocean's beautiful in this part of the tub." -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, the suffering. The sweet suffering." -- Pinhead
"Ah, the sweet smell of terror..." -- Orion the Hunter
"Ah, the sweet stinging kiss of hot lead." -- Apu Apeenapostlepetalon
"Ah, the traditional Yuletide cabbage!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ah, the vastness of space and time... and I end up here..."
"Ah, they're bluffing." Sheridan
"Ah, thirst quenching! Who needs therapy when you can suck souls?"
"Ah, to be old again!" said the young corpse. -S. Lec
"Ah, urinal cakes! My favorite!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ah, war is heck!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, well, you'll get used to it."
"Ah, wheels! What doesn't this movie have?" -- Tom Servo
"Ah, wilderness." "Where's the TV?"
"Ah, yes! My lightly propped garage." -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, you know of me, then?" Garek to Dr. Bashir
"Ah, you seek meaning? Then listen to the music and not the song."
"Ah, you shouldn't do that. Don't you know you'll mess the carpets?
"Ah, you're deep, Tony. Real deep." -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, you've come to help me find the Zero Room." -- The Doctor
"Ah, your flesh mother used to bring me pudding." - Homer
"Ah, youth. Ah, statute of limitations." - John Waters, SHOCK VALUE
"Ah-ah-ah, you didn't say the magic word! Ah-ah-ah. Ah-ah-ah..."
"Ah-ah-ah, you didn't say the magic word! Ah-ah-ah. Ah-ah-ah..."
"Ah-ha! They take me for the fool I am!" -Groo the Wanderer
"Ah-ha, so that's what you're supposed to look like in a tux."
"Ah-hah, that was why what?" - Mihoshi
"Ah. Flying hell-beast. Seen it." -- Tom Servo
"Ah. I assume I have been activated to testify." -- Doc Zimmerman
"Ah. So you're a waffle man!" -- Talkie Toaster
"Ah. Ticket Master: The Early Years." -- Tom Servo
"Ah. Flying hell-beast. Seen it." -- Tom Servo
"Ah. That." Morden on the Icarus
"Ah. Ticket Master: The Early Years." -- Tom Servo
"Ah.. the pun *is* mightier than the swore..."
"Ah... A game!" - Data
"Ah... missed!" -- Gomez Addams
"Ah... so this isn't New Jersey." "No, you're on a spaceship."
"AhAll is well that ends well." --E.A. Poe "Oh Bother" --Pooh
"Aha! I think we just foiled someone!" -- Mike Nelson
"Aha, rules of the game, go on" - Quark
"Ahd lahk a crap fer brekfahst puhleeze." -Memphis IHOP
"Ahead full, Mr. Pinky!" - Brain
"Ahead groove factor 5! Yeah!" - Holly
"Ahead groove factor 5" - Holly
"Ahead of them was darkness and death." - The Stand
"Ahead warp factor 1" - Captain Kirk
"Ahead warp factor 6 and mind the black hole." *Thump!*
"Ahem Okay... Thank you, Mr. Spock." -- Tom Servo
"Ahem!" - Skraig the Red Dragon. "Oops!" -- Finieous Fingers
"Ahem," said the Dragon, killing the party.
"Ahem," said the lich threatningly.
"Ahem." Said the lich threateningly to the party.
"Ahh AHH*CHOOOO!* I'm allergic to taglines!"
"Ahh I see an Evil Georgie Grin d;-)" - Quickling
"Ahh but we're talking literature not logic..." - Quickling
"Ahh! Don't ride the Wild Mouse! It's not saaaaaaaafe!"
"Ahh! No harm done." Picard
"Ahh! There's a muppet under the stairs!" Joel on shrew
"Ahh! This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. THHHHP! Ahh! Still good!
"Ahh!! They're dogs!! and...they're playing POKER!!
"Ahh, MOO yourself, you lower lifeform!" - Rita
"Ahh, stuff it!" - Slappy Squirrel
"Ahh.. Very passable, this, very passable." - Monty Python
"Ahh... AHH... *CHOOOO!* I'm allergic to taglines!"
"Ahh... Ahh... *CHOO!* I'm allergic to taglines!" - Sneezer
"Ahh... Very passable, this, very passable." - Monty Python
"AhhAhh*CHOO!* I'm allergic to taglines!" - Sneezer
"Ahhh I see where you're going!!" - Geordi
"Ahhh! My GOOD friend Miiister Stra-CHIN-ski!"
"Ahhh, another bowl of chocolate frosted sugar bombs." - Calvin
"Ahhh. So you're a waffle man!" * Talkie Toaster
"Ahhh... A warriors tagline!" Worf
"Ahhh...flying hellbeast...seen it!"
"Ahhhh...Default. The two sweetest words in the English language."
"Ahhhhh, continuity's for wusses!"--[insert your favourite ITB here]
"Ahhhhhh, a simple problem for simple minds!" - Curly Joe
"Ahmissed!" - Gomez Addams
"Aieee! Sunlight! Turn it off! Turn it off!" -- Sheila Bungee
"Ain't I a stinker?" -- Bugs Bunny
"Ain't I great?" - Double J, Jeff Jarrett
"Ain't Talkin' Bout Love" -- Van Halen
"Ain't got no home..no place to roam..." - Clarence "Frogman" Henry
"Ain't it a shame when you got nuthin'" -- Frank Zappa
"Ain't no artist, I'm a businessman, no ideas of my own" - J. Biafra
"Ain't nothin' changed except the guys that give the orders." Cop, "V"
"Ain't that a kick in the butt!" -- Al
"Ain't that right, new boy." B.C.
"Air Modo clear for landing." - Modo
"Air pressure! It's gotta be air pressure!" "Not this week!"
"Airbags suck!" Yeah... huh huh huh
"Airport movies are like watering holes of B Movie actors."
"Aivas, aivas, aivas.It doesn't sound like a real word."
"Akaar is dead. I am the Teer." Maab
"Akiata yo fa!" - Logray
"Ako bude bio smak sveta, odlozicemo kontrolni."
"Ako se nema sredstava, treba imati jaku zelju" No. 1
"Al! Quit uploading naughty GIFs into my hard drive." -- Ziggy
"Al's gonna sing a test song...it WAS a protest song..." --Mike Love
"Al, I Just Leaped Into a Tagline. What Does Ziggy Say?"
"Al, I felt the baby kick!" -- Sam Beckett
"Al, I need more money; what you need is a second job." -Peggy Bundy
"Al, looks like I've leapt into a tagline. What does Ziggy say?"
"Al, read *my* lips... I'm pregnant." -- Sam Beckett
"Al, what's all this hardware attached to me" - Sam of Borg "Ohhh Boy"
"Al... don't leave me..." "I won't, Sam."
"Alan Alda revealed as Anti-Christ!" -- Joel Robinson
"Alas poor kiroY, I knew him backwards."
"Alas, I am dying beyond my means." (as he sipped champagne on his deathbed) - Oscar Wilde
"Alas, I am inconsolable!" said Tom uncomfortably.
"Alas, my world crumbles about me." - Lawrence Limburger
"Alas, poor Aardvark, I knew him well!"
"Alas, poor Yorick." "He's dead, Jim."
"Alas," lamented Pooh, "poor @FN@, I knew thee well..."
"Alaskan Visuals" by A. Roaring Boring Alice
"Albatross!!!...it's a bird, isn't it? It's bloody seabird flavour..."
"Albatross? Albatross!" -- Albatross peddler, M.P.F.C.
"Albatross? What flavor is it?"
"Albatross? What flavor is it?" "It's bloody albatross flavor, mate!"
"Albert's path is a strange and difficult one." -- Agent Cooper
"Albert, let's talk about knuckles." -- Sheriff Truman
"Alchohol: The more you drink, the less you think." -Dinosaurs
"Alcmene" - Virgin Mother, Power of the Moon.
"Alcohol was just poison to him." - Hemingway, on F. Scott Fitzgerald
"Alcohol: The more you drink, the less you think!" - Dinosaur TV ad
"Aldon't leave me..." "I won't, Sam."
"Ale. Romulan. Lots." - Kirk
"Alex, I have to ask my wife what to pick." - B. Clinton on Jeopardy
"Alex, I'll take Assimilated Races for $100." -Borg Jeopardy
"Alex, I'll take, 'Things Only I know' for $1000 please.
"Alexander Walcott and McGruff? He's all over the map."
"Alexander, beating on Worf's head: Not the mamma!"
"Alexander, would you mind if I borrowed your toy for a while?" Picard
"Alfred. Don't touch me. Aunt Harriet." -- Tom Servo
"Algol standards aren't the same without Niklaus," said Tom wirthlessly.
"Alia jacta est." -Julius Caesar
"Alia jacta est." (The die is cast.)
"Alice beckons"-Mark
"Alice in Wonderland" -Carroll
"Alien plot? What have you heard of an alien plot?"
"Aliens ate my Buick!"
"Aliens! What will we do?" "Look for the cafeteria?"
"Aliens! What will we do?" "Look for the cafeteria?" - Animaniacs
"Aliens! What will we do?" - Dot "Look for the cafeteria?" - Wakko
"Aliens. Go fig." - Dot Warner
"Aliens. Go fig." -- Dot
"Alimony is just another word for rape." -- Betty Hapschatt
"Alive! My corn-fed Minnesota chicken is alive!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Alive" rated four stars by Jeffery Dahmer
"Alive" rated four stars by Jeffery Dahmer, food critic.
"Alive" rated four stars by Jeffery Dahmer.
"All ? What kind of a name is All ?"
"All About Kissing" - by Miss L. Toe
"All Alone" - by Saul E. Terry
"All Bibles are man-made." - Thomas Edison
"All Brian, all the time." -- Crow T. Robot
"All I Want For Xmas Is My Two Front Teeth" - NHL Theme Song.
"All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by." -- Kirk
"All I ask is a tall ship, and Morn to steer her."
"All I can say is `No. Bite me!'" -- Crow T. Robot
"All I did was pull the spark plug wire," Tom said shockingly.
"All I did was to spray paint: Cardies Go Home!" *Kira*
"All I envy is your chutzpah." -- Hawkeye to Winchester
"All I ever do is milk this damn cow", Tom uttered continuously.
"All I ever do is work," Tom droned.
"All I ever wanted was to have what other people have." -- Keogh
"All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks" - Weird Al
"All I gots is time...Got no meaning, just a rhyme..."
"All I have is two pair. Of queens." Amanda
"All I hear is Bret! Bret, Bret, Bret!"-Owen Hart, on "The Hart Bunch"
"All I know is I am not a Marxist." -- Marx
"All I know is I gotta help her, Mac" -- Richie Ryan
"All I know is normal is not what I think." - Fox Mulder
"All I know is that I am not a Marxist." -Karl Marx
"All I know is what I read in the taglines." - Me.
"All I know is what I see on the monitors."
"All I know is what the Rat told me." -- Belle, Bone Gnawer
"All I need is to find Grendel." EHMP
"All I really want is some patience."--Alanis Morissette
"All I said was, `That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!'
"All I want for Christmas is a a box of smurfs and a mall
"All I want is 20,000 machine guns", said the dictator disarmingly.
"All I want is a cup of coffee!" -Mihoshi
"All I want is someone I can't resist." -Aerosmith & McFly :)
"All I want to do is save these people and then go home."- Frank Burns
"All I'm asking for is a little leap of faith." Zek
"All I'm interested in is justice." - Odo
"All Stop!...StarTrek's on!"
"All a superhero needs is courage, confidence, and a clean cape."
"All aboard!" -- Mikey
"All across the sky I'm wanted. Am I flattered? Yes I am!" -fan?
"All agents defect; all resistors sell out." - Clarke Nova
"All alone and trapped in time..."
"All alone in the night..."
"All along the minitower"
"All ancient Chinese artifacts should be burned," said Tom charmingly.
"All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others."
"All around my hat, I will wear the green willow."
"All art constantly aspires to the condition of music." -- Pater
"All battles are battles of the spirit." - Caine
"All blonde not blonde by cracky"
"All cats are *not* grey at night. Endless variety" - Heinlein
"All clowns are masked, all personae flow from choices"
"All comedians put your notebooks away." -- Mike Nelson
"All communications are...out." Uhura
"All constants are variables." - Murphy's Law of Mathematics
"All day and every day making tomorrow look like yesterday!" -Reg
"All decks, stand by! Shock waves!" Chekov
"All done, bye bye."
"All else is froo froo." - Ken Stuckas..
"All else shall perish before the power of SPRAGG, the Living Hill!"
"All empires are no more than power in trust." -- Dryden
"All existence is expression, especially in the Underworld."
"All fantasy should have a solid base in reality." - Sir Max Beerbohm
"All fighters, fire at will." - Ivanova
"All for love, and nothing for reward." -Edmund Spencer
"All general statements are false." -- The Ultimate Law
"All girls, all garters," indeed!
"All good comes from Vaal." Akuta
"All good comes from Vaal." Akuta
"All good things must come to an end." * Q
"All good things succumb to those who wait." -- Razorclaw
"All good things to those who wait" - Hannibal Lecter
"All great discoveries are made by mistake." -- Young's Law
"All great men make mistakes." -- Churchill
"All great truths begin as blasphemies." -- George Bernard Shaw
"All great truths begin as blasphemies." -- Shaw
"All hail Excalibur, sword of kings!" - a comic book cover from a Wendy's kids meal
"All hail Schweitzer!" -- Freyja
"All hands on *ME*!"
"All hands, brace for impact!" Riker
"All human things are subject to decay."
"All humans are born free and equal in dignity and rights."
"All humans things are subject to decay."
"All humor is derived from pain, ergo nothing in Heaven is funny" Twain
"All in a good cause" -- Kalas
"All in all it was all just bricks in the wall" -Floyd
"All in all you're just another brick in the wall" -Floyd
"All in all, it's just another brick in the wall." -- Pink Floyd
"All in all, today's been a bit of a bummer." -- Kryten
"All in good time, Captain. All in good time." - Delenn
"All in good time, Major Kira, all in good time." Dukat
"All in life is a waking dream and in death is the final awakening."-Q
"All is vanity, and vexation of the spirit." -- Ecclesiastes 1:14
"All kings are mostly rapscallions." -- Twain
"All life on Earth originated in the pond of GOO..." - Q
"All life on the planet is being destroyed, sir." Data
"All life's answers are on TV" -Homer Simpson
"All men *are* brothers." -- Kirk
"All men are created unequal." - Lazarus Long
"All men are created unequal." -- Heinlein
"All men are ignorant, just in different fields" - Einstein
"All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe"
"All mimsy were the borogroves..."
"All mouth and legs, that's me..." Tegan
"All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane."
"All my hidden skills are undiscovered." - Clinton
"All my intestines cried out at once!" -- Dr. Forrester
"All my knowledge cannot ease my arthritis", said the wiseacre.
"All my real skills are undervalued." - - Calvin
"All new": Parts not interchangeable with previous model
"All night looking for a true romance..."
"All of a sudden we're at Aquaduct!" -- Crow T. Robot
"All of a sudden, Capin Acard ties his own shoes."--ST: TNG Farewell
"All of a sudden, he's the Duke of Ellington!"
"All of life is a series of leaps, for us grasshoppers." - Joseph
"All of life's answers are on TV" -Homer Simpson
"All of these people are foreigners!" -- Tom Servo
"All of this generosity has made me tired!" -- The Cat
"All of this was for nothing...unless we go to the stars."
"All of this, just an illusion." "No illusion. Jackson's dead."
"All of this, just an illusion." McCoy
"All of us coporeal linear whatevers..." - Quark
"All orange, all the time" -- Crow T. Robot
"All other `sins' are invented nonsense." - Heinlein
"All other `sins' are invented nonsense." - Lazarus Long
"All our races stand on the edge of extinction" - G'Kar.
"All philosophy is a form of confession." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"All places are distant from Heaven alike." -- Burton
"All planet leave is cancelled, I've just had an unhappy love affair"
"All reet! All reet! Be fleet, cool and discreet, honey ..." - 98.1 F
"All religions suck..." -- Biafra
"All religions===
"All reports are in! Life is now officially unfair!" - Iago
"All right -- we'll use a water solution", Tom acquiesced.
"All right! Bovine intervention!" The Tick
"All right! Finally, I'm a loser!" - Vinnie
"All right! Time for a crime spree!" - Snake
"All right! Where is the little weasel?" "Which one?" "EITHER!!!!"
"All right! Who deed eet? Who swiped my reever?"- Ren Hoek
"All right, Benson, what have you been doing?" -- Tom Servo
"All right, Charles, you've made your point!" The Tick
"All right, I'll see that you get that chance." Sisko
"All right, Mr. Pennzoil Head, but you talked us into it!" - Yakko
"All right, Q, that's enough." Picard
"All right, Scotty, put her in full reverse." Kirk
"All right, Simpson, you win _this_ round." -- Jimbo
"All right, Wakko, we got the point." - Yakko
"All right, a dekion beam." Janeway
"All right, all right, break it up!" - Zack Allen
"All right, all right. I get the message." - Aahz
"All right, all right. We get the picture." - Yakko Warner
"All right, buckethead... it's me and you!" -- Force
"All right, but Shamu wouldn't work under these conditions!" - Yakko
"All right, calm down." Jake Sisko
"All right, everybody, we've got a whole new ballgame." -- Henry
"All right, evil-doer, SUCK - <fthoop> - sushi?" - DarkWing Duck
"All right, get lost." Kirk Douglas
"All right, ground-pounders!" - Richard Franklin
"All right, here we go!" La Forge
"All right, let's do it!" La Forge
"All right, let's say there's a monster." Kirk
"All right, let's waste him'no offense'."
"All right, so it's impossible. How long will it take?"
"All right, that's enough!" - Tom Wilson during the "Making of WCIII"
"All right, then, smart-ass, it's bloody albatross flavored!"
"All right, we'll call it a draw!" -The Black Knight
"All right, we're lost! But we're making good time!" - Sulu
"All right, who hurled the ball through my window?" asked Tom painfully.
"All right, who wants an overture." -- Joel Robinson
"All right, you feminist screwheads, listen up!" - Ash
"All right, you lovelies, hold together." Scott
"All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up!" -- Ash
"All right, you win: I'll have to kill them all." - Monty Burns
"All right. We waste him. No offense..." -- Hicks
"All right. How about just some hot air?" - Yakko
"All right. I found it." Picard
"All right. I'll be diplomatic. Our definitions may differ." - Kira
"All right. Smiley." Sisko
"All right. We won't try that." -Janeway
"All right. What am I going to hit?" Bashir
"All right. When and where?" Sheridan
"All right... This chick is toast!"
"All senior officers, report to the bridge." Janeway
"All serious riders have their own saddles." --Picard
"All she had on was the radio..."
"All ships check in." -Fox McCloud
"All solutions should be as simple as possible and no simpler!"
"All systems operating" - Data
"All that fussing over a little arrow" -- Amanda
"All that glitters has a high refractive index." - Tom E.
"All that goes, All that passes, the water flows, the heart, forgets."
"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost.."
"All that night, we made love in the moonlight..."
"All that remains now is honor and death" - Alite Deeron.
"All that was meant to bore you s**tless." - I. Goulden Combinatorics and Optimization 230
"All that we are is the result of what we have thought" <Buddha>
"All that we can do is just survive" - Rush
"All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." -Rush
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream..." Poe
"All that's gone, all that's to come ..." Pink Floyd
"All that's left are the front and back," Tom said decidedly.
"All the birds sing words and the flowers croon"
"All the candles... What'd she do, loot a Pier One?" -- Crow
"All the condiments are in order by height and popularity." -- Frank
"All the good movies have Monsters & spaceships."
"All the hair has fallen off of my monkey." "Sell the bicycle!"
"All the jump-jets are down? !@#@&*^ NO HARRIERS
"All the leaves are brown, and the sky is grey..."
"All the more reason we should have your blood on file." EMHP
"All the parts falling off this car are of the very finest British manufacture"
"All the poet can do today is warn." -- Owen
"All the salty margaritas in Los Angeles, I'm gonna drink 'em up."
"All the time grinning, but the grin never touched his eyes."
"All the wealth I want you can find in here (the Bible)." -- Mulcahy
"All the white horses are still in bed" - Tori Amos
"All the world is dangling for you, darling" - Tori Amos
"All the world is indeed a stage." - Shakespeare
"All the world's a Jabberwock if you WANT it to be..."
"All the world's a stage, and I just forgot my lines."
"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players."
"All the world's a stage, and... Line! LINE!"
"All the world's a stage.." - Shakespere "Curtain call" - Death
"All the world's indeed a stage and I got THIRD ROW SEATS!"
"All the world's indeed a stage, and we are merely players." -RUSH
"All these doughnuts and not a cop in sight." - Plucky Duck
"All these guys look like Ernie Kovacs." -- Crow T. Robot
"All these med units & I have to pull into a funny farm." - Col.Flagg
"All these people are dead now..." -- Joel Robinson
"All these things I think about, I think about...Always come unglued."
"All things are metaphors" -- Goethe
"All things are possible to one who believes." -- St. Bernard
"All things being equal, you lose." * Todd's Law
"All things dull and ugly, all creatures short and squat." -Monty Python
"All things dull and ugly, all creatures short and squat..."
"All things in moderation." - a Moderator
"All things we can conceive of clearly; exist." - Descartes
"All things were made by Him." -- John 1:3
"All this 'assimilated' junk. Go fig!" -Dot of Borg
"All this and heaven too." -- Henry
"All this for an AXE??" MacLeod
"All this good food will make us sick." -- Trapper
"All this is Do. What is not Do? Do *is*." -- Gentle Mountain
"All this jocularity is most unseemly." -- Hawkeye as Father Mulcahy
"All this synthehol and no mouth articulation!" --Morn, DS9
"All this will be for nothing unless we go to the stars" - Babylon 5
"All this will be for nothing unless we go to the stars" - Sinclair
"All this will be for nothing unless we go to the stars" : Babylon 5
"All this will be for nothing unless we go to the stars."
"All this will be yours.." "What? The curtains?"
"All this, and a villian too." -The Tick
"All this, self-inflicted. Mass suicide!" Kirk
"All those Kilrathi waiting to die at my hands." - Cobra
"All thta we can do to help ourselves is stay alive.": Rush
"All traditions started out as heresy." - David Grisman
"All trust is foolish." -Drow Proverb
"All trust is foolish." -Drow Proverb
"All truth is simple." Is that not doubly a lie? - Nietzsche
"All truths begin as blasphemies."
"All warfare is based on deception." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"All we are is dust in the wind." - Kansas
"All we are saying is Give Peace a Chance" - Lennon
"All we are saying is, give pizza chants."
"All we are saying," "Is give pizza chants."
"All we are saying.. is Give Peas a Chance.." - Herbo protest song
"All we are saying... is give pizza chants."
"All we are, basically, are monkeys with car keys."
"All we are... is monkeys with car keys." - Northern Exposure
"All we get is 'Mind-that-bus-what-bus-SPLAT!' --Rimmer
"All we have is this moment - 21st Century's yesterday" - INXS
"All we have to do is stop feeding them!" McCoy on tribbles
"All we need is a few good men" - Q
"All we need to do is close the noose." Cranston
"All we need to do is make sure we keep talking" -Pink Floyd
"All we want is the World Tonite..."
"All we've done since we've met is argue." - O'Brien
"All we've met is large, mutated animals..." -- Tom Servo
"All which is forgotten need not necessarily be dead." - H.P.Lovecraft
"All wings report in!" -- Lando Calrissian
"All women are the same height on the echo." --Anna Stevens
"All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy." - Bart's Board
"All would live long, but none would grow old." -- Franklin
"All you care about is getting your next dosage." -- Yar
"All you ever do, babe, is shake my tree" -Coverdale/Page
"All you have in here is a piece of latinum. A _small_ piece."
"All you have to do is live long enough." - Duncan MacLeod
"All you have to do is...catch me."--Meta
"All you need is a willing victim and a bottle of nitrous oxide."
"All you need now is some sequins and a candelabra." -- Al ql
"All you touch and all you feel, is all your life will ever be."
"All your prayers must seem as nothing ninety-six below the wave.." -SoM
"All's fair in love And war. What A Contemptible Lie!" -- RAH
"All's fair in love and war--what a contemptible lie." -Heinlein
"All's well that ends well." - Poe "Bother," - Pooh
"All's well that ends well." - E. A. Poe
"All's well that ends well." - Poe "Bother." - Pooh
"All, what does `Formatting Non-Removable Media' mean?"
"All, you gotta learn to surf!"
"Allegiance To The King" - by Neil Downe
"Allllllrighty then!" -- Ace Ventura
"Allow me to be frank." - CEW. "I beg your pardon?!" - Hoolihan
"Allow me to die with honor." Tosk
"Allow me to introduce myself, my name is mud. <plop>" - Wile E. Coyote
"Allow me to introduce you to the airlock, Mr. Bond" - Hugo Drax
"Allow me to knee you right in the groin..." -- Tom Servo
"Allow the little children to come to me...."
"Allow your eyes to close." Chakotay
"Allright Krueger. This time it's for keeps!"-Alice
"Allright so how do I die?" - Scully "You don't." - Bruckman
"Allright, I'm going to punch his ticket"-Alice
"Allright, Spread'em!!" - while playing doctors and nurses
"Alls well that ends well" - Poe "Bother" - Pooh
"Ally Ally Oxygen Free!" Minerva Mink, Animaniacs
"Almost a symbiosis of some kind. A sort of joining." McCoy
"Almost never." - Friday
"Almost" only counts in horseshoes and sloppy kisses
"Alone, even in a crowd. Dead, but among the living..."
"Alouette, je te plumerai," sang Tom jauntily.
"Alpha 9175-Blue" Sisko
"Already, this movie is like going to the dentist." -- Joel
"Alright Mr. Pennzoil head, you talked us into it!" -- Yakko
"Alright Spread'em!" - while playing cops and robbers
"Alright! Let them eat PIE!" Marie Antoinette, last words
"Alright! We're lost! But we're making good time." -Sulu
"Alright, Brooke, Mr. *Auteur*. Lets see what you got." -- Mike
"Alright, FREEZE!" "Mind if I just go tepid instead?"
"Alright, blame the victim..." -- Mike Nelson
"Alright, but Shamu wouldn't work under these conditions!"
"Alright, dudes- what's going down in groove town, then?" -- Holly
"Alright, now we're worried." - Batman
"Alright, now. Who here is bald?" -- Tom Servo
"Alright, who left the plunger in the toilet???"
"Alright," agreed the husband. "But how about a quarter a point on the side to make it interesting?"
"Alright," said Alice "I'm going back to the other side of the mirror"
"Alright...now dig this baby."
"Alself me to introlow mybody.."
"Alself me to my duce introlow left body in the roomself."
"Also, ALL messages in this echo myst have at least 5 taglines or they are
"Alter your course: glacier up ahead," Tom responded icily.
"Alternating currents force a show of hands." -RUSH
"Although I must say I approve of your new tailor." - Q
"Although I take no pleasure in being right." Neelix
"Although Selina Kyle might be there." - Bruce Wayne, BATMAN RETURNS
"Although you seem dangerously unequipped, brain-wise....." - Sam
"Always Coca-Cola. Only." - 1993
"Always Coca-Cola." -1992
"Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons." --Dilbert
"Always be sincere - Even when you don't mean it." - Heinlein
"Always be smarter than the people who hire you." - Horne
"Always burn your bridges." - Enabran Tain
"Always carry a spare... of everything." -- Ioseph of Locksley
"Always cut the cards." - Heinlein
"Always cut the cards." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Always cut the cards." -- Heinlein
"Always drink apple juice, cuz OJ can kill you!"
"Always expect your opponent to play the best move!"-I.M. Silman
"Always give a monster an even break!" -- Gary Gygax
"Always have Glenn Close play your mom when possible." -- Mel Gibson
"Always hopeful, yet discontent." -Rush: Moving Pictures
"Always hopeful, yet discontent.": Rush
"Always in motion is the future." - Yoda
"Always know what you're buying." - FRA #218
"Always listen to experts. Hear the impossible then do it." - L. Long
"Always look on the bright side of life" - Monty Python
"Always look on the bright side of life..."--Eric Idle
"Always put the important before the merely urgent." Heinlein
"Always put the important before the merely urgent." - Lazarus Long
"Always put the important before the merely urgent." -- Heinlein
"Always remember that it takes two to start a flamewar." -Jack Butler
"Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn."
"Always store beer in a dark place." - Heinlein
"Always store beer in a dark place." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Always store beer in a dark place." -- Heinlein
"Always store beer in a dark place." -L. Long
"Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not."
"Always tell her she's beautiful, especially if she isn't." - Heinlein
"Always the same place in the end: another deadhouse." - DT II
"Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing that way."
"Always when I'm in the bathoscope..." -- Joel Robinson
"Always where you never expect it. Always." -- Merlin
"Always with you it cannot be done. Hear you nothing that I say?"
"Always yield to temptation - it may never pass your way again." - RAH
"Always." - 1992
"Am I 'indecisive?' Can I get back to you on that?"
"Am I Marilyn Monroe?"
"Am I a dog, that thou comest to me with staves?" -- 1 Sam. 17:43
"Am I a king or a breeding bull?" Charles Laughton
"Am I a prisoner here?" Picard/Kamin
"Am I afraid of losing command to a computer?" Kirk
"Am I being accused of something here?" Paris
"Am I clear, Mr. Garak?" - Sisko "Absolutely." - Garak
"Am I dancing, Doctor?" - Data
"Am I disturbing you?" - Frank. "Not yet." - Margaret
"Am I disturbing you?" - Riker
"Am I ever wrong?... Marriages don't count." -- Al Calavicci
"Am I experiencing widespread political corruption yet?"
"Am I getting taller, or is the room shrinking?" -- Col. Henry Blake
"Am I going to die, doctor?" "Trust me, it's the last thing you'll do."
"Am I going to die, doctor?" "Trust me, it's the last th
"Am I going to die, doctor?" "Trust me, it's the last thing you'll do."
"Am I having fun yet?" - Zippy
"Am I in the right movie?" -- Mike Nelson
"Am I making any sense here?" Paris
"Am I more terrifying than I am beautiful?" -- Bora
"Am I my brother's keeper?" -- Genesis 3:19
"Am I out of Reba? Do I *need* more Reba?" "..or *ANY* Wynonna?"
"Am I out of `Reba'? Do I need more `Reba'?" -- Tom Servo
"Am I overdoing this?" -- Mike Nelson
"Am I pregnant?" -- Gypsy
"Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in 'ere?"
"Am I right?" Claudius "Quite correct." Spock
"Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?" -- Skid Mark
"Am I the only one who finds this funny?" - Quark
"Am I too old ? Is it too late ?" - Pink Floyd
"Am I tripping, Joel?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Am I who I think I am?" -- Dr. Freedman to Col. Flagg
"Am I winning or losing?" -- Hawkeye
"Am I your woman?" Moreau-2 to Kirk
"Amazing God would waste skin on trash like that" - Crow
"Amazing what caffeine and no sense of self-preservation can do..."
"Amazing. I drive them to lesbianism, he drives them back." (George)
"Ambassador Delenn told me what happened." - Garibaldi
"Ambassador have a safe trip home." - Picard
"Ambassador, I'm willing to cut a deal with you." Sheridan
"Ambassador, your logic escapes me." -- Picard
"Ambassadors in the culture of resentment" Newsday on Limbaugh & Stern
"Ambiguity is scary!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ambition can creep as well as soar." -- Burke
"Ambition should be made of 'STERNER' stuff" - Julius Caesar
"Ambrosia's been to Hell." "And they kicked her out, right?"
"Ambush?! What a nasty way to put it!" -Kodachi
"Amen! Crack a tube!"
"Amen" I call if I fill a cinema.
"Amen." -Brigham Young (1801-77), Mormon leader, last word
"America 10 years ago or Canada today..." -- Tom Servo
"America has no criminal class except her Congress." - Mark Twain
"America is in the heart of every one around the world."
"America is leaning on cheese!" -- Crow T. Robot
"America is the country of young men." -- Emerson
"America needs a full-time President." --Richard Nixon, 1973
"America owes you a debt of gratitude, son." LBJ
"America! Land of the lawsuit!! God bless her!!" - Steve Dallas
"America, Love it or Leave it!" comes back to haunt Dittoheads. - RL
"American Girls" -- Triumph
"American Pilgrims" aka armed seperatist religious cults!
"American Tourister Gladiators." -- Tom Servo
"Americans have the right and advantage of being armed" James Madison
"Americans like me like difficult jobs." -- Col. Flagg
"Americans suffer from emotional chaos without reason." - Chuin
"Amiga? Come on!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Amigo"...What happened to my Amiga when I got a '486.
"Ammo belt.Bandolier.Impossibly huge gun.Head band.Lock and load."
"Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it."
"Amoebas don't make motorcycles and atomic bombs." -- Kay
"Among the Kindred you must be devious." -- Nostoket, Gangrel
"Among the mysteries of science lies the key to victory." Jetfire
"Amplify the ping machine!" <*PING!*>
"Amplify the ping machine!" PING!
"Amputated at the ankles", he said defeatedly.
"Amy has now learned the first rule of Not-Being-Seen."
"An ARMED society is a POLITE society" -Heinlein
"An American missionary living nearby was a skilled plastic surgeon..."
"An Ant-Man has very low horizons." -- Forrest Gump
"An Easy Load to Carry - Coca-Cola." 1914
"An IQ of 6000 isn't that much." * Holly
"An International cast that'll leave you bilingually tortured."
"An Oxy-10 case study." -- Joel Robinson
"An abomination unto the Lord." -- Proverbs 12:22
"An abysmal place." Q "Tatarus V?" Vash "Earth." Q
"An actor turning away his admirers? Very unusual." Kirk
"An agent is a vampire with a telephone." Any editor
"An amazing thing, this silent king."
"An amiable dunce."- Defense secretary Clark Clifford on Ronald Reagan
"An analysis should prove interesting." Spock <<<<boom>>>>
"An ancient UPS look..." -- Tom Servo
"An ancient terror..." Sybo
"An android alarm clock.. is that amusing?" - Data
"An android chaperone?" - K'Ehleyr
"An android has no emotions," Data said excitedly.
"An android would never rip your head off!" * Kryten
"An android." Kirk "And most sophisticated." Spock
"An angry toad would be more dangerous!" -- Capt. Lossow, Sharpe's Gold
"An answer... I don't know the question." -- Kirk
"An anvil's black and shiney / It's very heavy too" - The Warners
"An argument for limited omniscience could be made." Dan Lafferty
"An argument isn't just contradiction." - Monty Python
"An armed high school is a polite high school." -ala Heinlein
"An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject." - Heinlein
"An armed society is a POLITE society" --Robert A. Heinlein
"An armed society is a polite society." RAH
"An armed society is a polite society." - Robert A. Heinlein
"An armed society is a polite society." -- RAH
"An armed society is a polite society." -- Robert A. Heinlein
"An artist must convince others o' de truth o' his lies."
"An assassin?! Oh my *God*! We're in danger!" -- Tom Servo
"An avidity to punish is always dangerous to liberty." -- Tom Paine
"An easily entertained group. Hmm. I like that."--Pat Sajak
"An economic upheaval had occurred." Kirk
"An elegant weapon, from a more civilized age." - Obi Wan Kenobi
"An elephant graveyard is no place for a young prince. Oops!" --Scar
"An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications."
"An enema for a constipated society." -- Limbaugh
"An entrance, Captain, but no exit." Spock
"An equitable trade. I thank you, Doctor." Spock
"An eruption is forming on the surface." Barnaby
"An evolutionary step in the wrong direction." Data
"An evolved Ferengi." Rom
"An excellent suggestion sir, with just two minor flaws...." - Kryten
"An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less." - RAH
"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind" -Ghandi
"An eye for an eye" leaves the whole world blind
"An eye for an eye" only ends up making the whole world blind
"An honest God is the noblest work of man." -- Ingersoll
"An honest politician is one who, when bought, will stay bought." L.Long
"An honor to meet you, Mr. Paverotti." Capt. Jack Brim to Arturo
"An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it."
"An ingenious pig attack from Saotome...is a pig a valid weapon?"
"An intellectual hatred is the worst." -- William Butler Yeats
"An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself." - A. Camus
"An interesting...theory, Commander." Karina
"An intimate evening of movies on Lifetime" -- Crow T. Robot
"An investigation is in order." Picard
"An invisible elephant?" Scully
"An iron filing. How'd that get in there?" - LaForge
"An it harm none, do as thou will." -- the Wiccan Rede
"An obscure Earth dialect. If you're interested, consult linguistics."
"An open mind...the essence of intellect." - Garrick, ST/DS9
"An opinion is like a bunghole. Everyone has one." -- Mark Twain
"An opposable thumb! I'm impressed!" -- Crow T. Robot
"An order of chaos to go and keep the change." -- Dobbs
"An orthodontosaur?" -- Crow T. Robot
"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of purge."
"An outdoor bidet?" -- Tom Servo
"An ow du I ged diz gloo boddle oud ob I doz?"
"An unathletic nerd. Well, uh, likesayCrow." -- Mike
"An unusual disease." Crusher
"An' last night all but a corpse. How'd ya manage that, @FN@?"
"An' you're the kind of girl garunteed to wreck my bed" -Coverdale/Page
"Anal intercourse is for ********!, Tom said, butting in.
"Anal retensive"? Some kind of suppository, perhaps?
"Analysis, Mr. Kim." Janeway
"Anarchist Jerks!!!" "Police State Dweebs!!!"
"Anarcho-syndicalism is a way of preserving freedom." --Monty Python
"Anarchy is the least stable of all social structures." - Larry Niven
"Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi, but you're welcome to try."
"Ancient Chinese secret, huh?" -laundry detergent commercial
"Ancient Human sea shanties." Odo
"Ancient times were the youth of the world." -- Bacon
"And *I* cried, too." Amanda
"And *don't* say `We're going to get through this'!" -- The Cat
"And *its* flesh was juuuuust right!" - Charlene's bedtime story
"And @FN@ has run himself over! What a great twit!"
"And Anna...drew a picture."--Dex
"And Canada will enter the 25th, uh, 21st Century..."-JC
"And Captain...I'll see you at breakfast."--Neelix
"And Chief, light duty means light." Sisko
"And Commander Cleavage, I mean Troi, meet me in my cabin." - J.L. Pic
"And Dark Phoenix has no friends..."
"And David danced before the Lord with all his might."
"And Doctor, try to relax." Garak
"And Dodge Coronets are there!" -- Tom Servo
"And Emmet Kelly's still eating!" -- Crow T. Robot
"And Funboy, don't be happy...Worry." - The Crow
"And God bless Twikki." -- Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot
"And God made two great lights." -- Genesis 1:16
"And God said, 'I give you every seed-bearing plant on the earth.'"
"And God said, Let there be light: and there was light."
"And God said, Let us make man in our image." -- Genesis 1:26
"And God saw that it was good." -- Genesis 1:10
"And God smote Egypt with a plague of zucchini..."
"And HE thinks WE're peculiar?!" - O'Brien
"And I ain't too old to hurry, 'cause I ain't to young to die..."
"And I am C-@FN@, human cyborg relations."
"And I am also quite blind." Spock
"And I am the Czar of all the Russias!" Chekov
"And I am unanimous in that!"
"And I can actually see his ears!" Arturo on Young Republican Benish
"And I can see now it was cruel of me to leave you." Q
"And I can still crawl, and I'm Not Dead Yet..."
"And I didn't care for you..." -Pink Floyd
"And I dont need no drugs to calm me!" -Pink Floyd
"And I doubt that either of them will be a threat for much longer."
"And I feel like the trigger on a loaded gun!"
"And I feel som much depends on the weather..."
"And I feel that these are lies to come...would you even care?"
"And I feel that time's a wasted go..."
"And I feel, and I feel, when the dogs begin to smell her..."
"And I have a terrible toothache." -- Crow T. Robot
"And I have no fear of killing you." - Data
"And I know that you care for me too" -Pink Floyd
"And I met the President of the United States. Again." -- F. Gump
"And I need all the love I can get..." - Sisters of Mercy
"And I push her to the limit, to see if she will break" -Floyd
"And I put out my hand just to touch your soft hair" - Waters
"And I really appreciate your help." Kes
"And I really got hot when I saw Jeanette Scott..."
"And I remind you that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here."
"And I saw fear in the Klingon's eye." Maab
"And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God" - The Crow
"And I say 'I'm dead, and I move'." -- The Crow
"And I see that these are the eyes of disarray...would you even care?"
"And I sure am enjoying this so-called 'Iced Cream'." - Monty Burns
"And I sure as hell am not gonna bump into anything!" -- Al
"And I think I think too much, I don't care, yeah, I don't care..."
"And I think YOU should know- blue panties really don't suit you."-Ranma
"And I think of all the good things that we have left undone" -Floyd
"And I thought *I* was a pessimist." - Susan Ivanova
"And I thought I got screwed in the steam room." -- Muscle
"And I thought I was a pessimist!"
"And I thought I wasn't going to like him." - Odo
"And I thought the lines at the replimat were bad." -- Bashir
"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!" - Han Solo
"And I thought this place was spooky at night." -- Don Schanke
"And I thought this place was spooky at night." Schanke on The Raven
"And I want all the cash from your register." Arturo
"And I was all happy thinking Danny Davids had a sex life" - Danny Dp
"And I will defend her! From trash like you." - Sailor Moon
"And I will die with your name on my lips." Freya
"And I will not go down alone." Sheridan
"And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that." -Meatloaf
"And I'd love to live on a mountain top..." - Amy Grant
"And I'll climb the hill in my own way" -Floyd
"And I'll insist that you all spank me." --- Joel Robinson
"And I'll try not to sing out of key..." - Beatles
"And I'm Gustav Anvil, inventor of the anvil." - Wakko Warner
"And I'm Miss Sterious." - Dot
"And I'm a fan of complete sentences!" The Tick
"And I'm a son of a gun!" -- Hank Williams Jr. in pathetic dweeb mode
"And I'm back in the galaxy again!" Mudd
"And I'm floating in a most peculiar way..."
"And I'm going to make you glad you're alive." Dax-2
"And I'm happy everyone's happy. Oh, happy happiness."--Mark Roper
"And I'm hungry like the wolf." --Duran Duran
"And I'm most obliged to you for making it clear that I'm not here,"
"And I'm mysterious." - Dot Warner
"And I'm wondering who could be writing this song" -Pink Floyd
"And I've even checked my dip switches!" -- Crow T. Robot
"And I, unlike you, you poor simian degenerate, can type legibly."-PS
"And IXNAY on the wishing for more wishes!" - Genie of the Lamp
"And Kent . . . STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF!" - Jesus, "Real Genius"
"And Kilrathi are most dangerous-when they are unpredictable."- Hobbes
"And Leon's getting lllaaarrrger..."
"And Madonna thinks *she's* innovative" -- Crow T. Robot
"And Maggie, over lunch one day, Took a cruiser with all hands..."
"And McCoy..." Kirk "...is the random element." Spock
"And Merlin draws his Vorpal sword", uhh RUN comes to mind .....
"And NO courtesy reach-around..."
"And NOW for something completely different: A man with 3 buttocks!"
"And Nathan Bomba Harris has KNOCKED HIMSELF OUT!!!"
"And Now it's time for the 'Lightning round'Lum?"
"And Pluto, little Pluto, is the farthest planet from the sun."
"And SHUT UP." - Tim
"And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high"
"And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing..." -- Joel
"And Vir, don't give away the homeworld." - Londo
"And a Courier v.24 38 K baud modem." -- Crow T. Robot
"And a Ferengi without profit. Is not a Ferengi at all."
"And a clean pair of shorts." - Ace Ventura
"And a double dumb-ass on you!" -Kirk
"And a man who will exploit any vice you may have." O'Brien
"And a new day will dawn for those who stand long" -Zep
"And a time to every purpose under heaven." -- Ecclesiastes 3:1
"And a time to every purpose under heaven..."
"And a void would be calling `Let's do the time-warp again.'"
"And a way to shed some light on the gloom, Mr. Spock!" Kirk
"And above it all, Love Is The Ritual..."
"And after a while, you can work on points for style" -Pink Floyd
"And after all we're only ordinary men..."
"And after the spanking, the oral sex!" -Dingo
"And all of this is going to happen in the next few days." Bashir
"And all that is now, and all that is gone, and all that's to come."
"And all that you buy, beg, borrow or steal" -Floyd
"And all the children are above average in our system." - OBE advocate
"And all the people that come and go, stop and say "hello"." - Beatles
"And all these wonders were destroyed to create Lucifer?"
"And all this science, I don't understand." -- Elton John
"And all we've got to say to you is goodbye" -Pink Floyd
"And all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be" -Floyd
"And all your money won't another minute buy!"
"And any fool knows a dog needs a homea shelter from pigs on the wing"
"And as I slowly drift to sleep, for a moment dreams are sacred..."
"And as a consequence, he will die... laughing."
"And as long as I command, there will be order." Kirk
"And as long as you're here Pooh," said Christopher Robin, "I'll always be
"And as the fear grows, the bad blood slows and turns to stone"
"And as the tear drops rise to meet the comfort of the band...." -Floyd
"And as we wind on down the road, our shadows taller than our soul..."
"And bad editing in their wake" -- Crow T. Robot
"And balanced on the biggest wave, you race towards an early grave"
"And be Wesley Crusher's roommate."--Picard
"And before I got to third grade, I could retire." - Calvin
"And believe me, my admiration for you hasn't died!"
"And besides, your pulse cannons RUINED my bunny slippers!" - Hulk
"And best of allno worries!" -- Timon
"And best regards to Captain Dunsel." -Admiral in TOS:TUC
"And binding with briars, my joys and desires." Garden of Love
"And brother, do they have a lot of will!" -- McCoy
"And by the way, Jean-Luc. Captain Picard day?" -- Blackwell
"And captains always push themselves too hard." - Beverly
"And conquer it you will!" Rex Harrison "My Fair Lady"
"And conquer it, you will." Rex Harrison
"And cover the nipples!" -- Mike Nelson
"And cut! That's wrap!" -- Ed Wood
"And darkness was upon the face of the deep." -- Genesis 1:2
"And dat bay is not green," Tom discovered.
"And dealing in death is the nature of the beast" -Pink Floyd
"And did I mention 'Appreciate'?" - Caveman to family
"And did they get you to trade your heros for ghosts?" -Floyd
"And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?" -Floyd
"And did you see that it wasn't only me you were running from..." -Floyd
"And do you feel abused?" -Floyd
"And don't call me Samuel..." -- Sam Beckett
"And don't call me `Chum'." -- Richard Sloat
"And don't dub with your mouth full." -- Tom Servo
"And don't forget to turn me off when you leave." The Doctor
"And don't get the phone all sweaty!" -- Col. Potter to Maj. Burns
"And don't give me that 'What, little old us?' look." Keeler
"And don't let any predators in the house." - Fran on babysitting
"And don't pretend that hurt. Superman." Lois to Clark
"And don't talk to the audience!"
"And don't think any more. I do the thinking around here." - Sark
"And drink the milk of paradise " Xanadu
"And enjoy my stay, to traveler! Welcome your"
"And even if that were true, I'm not going to abandon you." Odo
"And even now part of me flies over Dresden at angels one five"
"And every cloud has a silver lining" -- Methos
"And every day the paper boy brings more" -Floyd
"And everything I had to know, I heard it on my radio..."
"And everything under the sun is in tune...." -Floyd
"And fairy stories held me high on clouds of sunlight floating by"
"And for desert, a bombe surprise." - Mr. Wint (Diamonds Are Forever)
"And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors."
"And frankly, I think the galaxy owes me one." -- Kirk
"And from its sheath she drew the two-handed sword." We're in trouble.
"And from these specifics, what conclusion can you extrapolate?" - Troi
"And garnished with lark's vomit."
"And get these tribbles off the bridge." -- Kirk
"And get these tribbles outta my lab!"-Jim Kirk, Sysadmin
"And give the other blade a jagged edge." Worf
"And go round and round and round in the Circle Game"
"And have you lived here all your life ?" - "Not yet."
"And he felt fear touch him again with its light moth winds."
"And he had the indecientcy to start dying on his own!" - G'Kar.
"And he has failed a true warrior, the Angel..For she displayed heart"
"And he has the indecency to start dying on his OWN?!"--G'Kar
"And he liked to say the F-word, for some reason." Forrest Gump
"And he talks to the river of lost love and dedication" -Floyd
"And he went..wherever I did go."
"And he'll come creepsy and tricksy and catch us!" - Gollum
"And her cold eyes fixed me to my dark history" - Waters
"And here I guess I'm just a Trill-seeker."--O'Brien
"And here I stand, with this sword in my hand..." -- Tori Amos
"And here is the final score: Pigs 9 British Bipeds 4."
"And here's *my* little secret: *I*...killed,,,Mufasa!" - Scar
"And here, Stinger missles behind the headlights." Q (Golden Eye)
"And his face became spotty..." -from Life of Brian
"And his father shall be courageous and wise .. give me the Whiteout."
"And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged..."
"And his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off.."
"And his number is six hundred, threescore, and six."
"And how do we begin to envy?" -- Hannibal Lecter
"And how is 'education' supposed to make me smarter?" - Homer Simpson
"And if I die today I'll be the happy phantom..." -- Tori Amos
"And if I died today, I'd be the Happy Phantom" - Tori Amos
"And if I perish, I perish." -- Esther 4:16
"And if I see a light, should I believe? Tell me how will I know?"
"And if I show you my dark side, will you still hold me tonight?" -Floyd
"And if I were a good man, I'd talk with you" -Floyd
"And if I'm in I'll tell you what's behind the wall" -Floyd
"And if all else fails, just yell again, Doctor." - Sisko
"And if anyone asks, I never gave that to you." - Adrian Paul
"And if he signs me then I'll be a law!"
"And if it doesn't, he'll die." Doctor
"And if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon." - Scotty
"And if that happens, how is going to affect the future?" Bashir
"And if that sounds like a threat, it is." - Ben Sisko
"And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes..." -Floyd
"And if there's one thing I know, it's that Quark is hard to ignore."
"And if you don't mind we'll break a bottle of wine" -Pink Floyd
"And if you had what other men had, I wouldn't need batteries anymore.
"And if you want to stay for a little bit...." -Floyd
"And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too..." -Pink Floyd
"And in other news today, Voltron got totally served."
"And in the darkness bind them." -- Mike Nelson
"And in the darkness bind them." -- Mike Nelson
"And in the darkness bind them..."
"And in the end it's only round and round.... and round" -Pink Floyd
"And in the end you'll pack up and fly down south" -Floyd
"And in the end, the burning was very great." - The Stand
"And in the meantime shut up and let's get on with this parade."
"And in the mists there she rides..." -- Tori Amos
"And in the shadow she crawls, clutching her faded photograph."
"And in this cartoony we're invading your TV!" -- Tiny Toons
"And introducing Gunter Gable Williams!" -- Joel Robinson
"And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind..." -- Pumba
"And it is *Worf*, madame, not `*Woof*'!" -- Worf
"And it is WORF, madam, not 'WOOF!" - Worf to Lwaxana
"And it is Worf, madam, not Woof." -Worf
"And it is pursuing us." Spock on doomsday machine
"And it just makes me wonder--why so many lose and so few win."
"And it seems to you the thing to do would be to isolate the winner"
"And it was the happiest time in my life." Forrest Gump
"And it's 'WORF', not 'Woof'". * Worf
"And it's all because the Emissary used a sword of stars." -- Kira
"And it's been here, silent all these years." -- Tori Amos
"And it's gone! That head is heading non-stop to Hawaii!" - The Mask
"And it's good to see you, and get the opportunity to tag you." 'Talba
"And it's high time.... Cymbaline!" -Floyd
"And it's keen! Living in Deep 13!"
"And it's too late to lose the weight you used to need to throw around"
"And just for a second I thought I saw this..." -- Winters
"And just like that, my runnin' days were over." -- Forrest Gump
"And just like that, she was gone, out of my life again."
"And just like that, she was gone." -- Forrest Gump
"And just so you know: I'd trust Hobbes with my life." - Blair
"And just what the bloody nass is going on here?" -- Shvaugn
"And let you gobble me up? I don't think so." - Odo
"And let your best be for your friend." -- Gibran
"And like a good neighbor, Gamera is there"
"And like all imperfect devils, he had been cast out." - The Stand
"And lose a few," Tom said winsomely.
"And lose a few," said Tom winsomely. -Edward J O'Brien
"And mani interesting furry animals."
"And maniacs don't blow holes in bandsmen by remote control" -Pink Floyd
"And may I say, jud...." "Wambaugh, shut up & sit down!"
"And may whatever god you believe in, have mercy on your soul."
"And my heart is sick of being in chains."
"And my heart is sick of being in chains." -- Tori Amos
"And next the room was filled with wild and angry men."
"And night after night we pretend it's all right."
"And nighty-night Wakko's underwear!" - Yakko Warner
"And nighty-night Wakko's underwear!"--Yakko
"And no man has ever tried to look up a woman's nostril." (Jerry)
"And no matter how we try, none of us die forever!" - Jean
"And no more underground railroad." Sheridan
"And no one sings me lullabies, and no one makes me close my eyes."
"And no one survived from the Royal Fusiliers Company C" -Floyd
"And note I did stop in the doorway, and am not cowering."
"And nothing else matters..." -Metallica
"And nothing is very much fun, anymore."
"And now I give you 'The Eternal Struggle.'" Bart Simpson
"And now I have to strangle Frank..." -- Dr. Forrester
"And now I'm worried." - Washuu
"And now another boring twenty minute scene." -- Tom Servo
"And now back to more boring scenes." -- Crow T. Robot
"And now for another...<CRASH>...Useless Fact."
"And now for another...Useless Fact."
"And now for something completely different." -- Monty Python
"And now for something completely different: a man with three buttocks."
"And now for something completely the same.."
"And now for something more completely different.."
"And now for ten seconds of sex okay, you can stop now."
"And now for the moment no one has been waiting for..." -- Hawkeye
"And now for this week's request death."
"And now from the world of novel writing"
"And now here's 'Another Cornball Skit to Grow On...'"-ALF
"And now it's time to learn about Science." - Ask Mister Lizard
"And now its time for the penguin on top of your TV to explode"
"And now the mighty have fallen."--Guinan
"And now the penguin on top of your television set will explode."
"And now the punch-line."
"And now the rue in his heart was joined by stealthy fear." - DT II
"And now there came both mist and snow, And it grew wondrous cold;..."
"And now young.......You will die." - The Emperor
"And now, @LN@, we will discuss the location of the Rebel base."
"And now, I would like to conclude this arrest, with an hymn."
"And now, Notlob - er, Bolton!"
"And now, Radio Four will explode."
"And now, a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose."
"And now, an even bigger disaster: a show called Animaniacs." - Yakko
"And now, black rubber." Chase "Try firemen; less to take off." Batman
"And now, here are some more Things Not To Do With Your MailPacket."
"And now, please welcome my assistant... Pinky!"
"And now, the Crazy Old Man Singers"
"And now, the Red-Hot-Poker-In-The-Eye-Cam!!" - Stay Tuned
"And now, the cherry fondue. Now, this is extremely nasty."
"And now, the end is near..." -- Elvis Presley
"And now, the sound of John Denver being strangled"
"And now, young Skywalker, you will die." -- Emperor Palpatine
"And now, young Skywalker...you will die...."
"And now.. a man with three buttocks."
"And now.. a man with three noses."
"And now... Number one...The larch..."
"And now... The horse chestnut."
"And now?" Bashir "Now I don't. Hate you." O'Brien
"And nowNumber one...The larch..."
"And on that day Satan will be skating to work.
"And on the highway a fire starts, diesel engines & broken hearts..."
"And on the seventh day He took an aspirin."
"And out here, we can use all the friends we can get." Janeway
"And payment is often expensive." Sarek
"And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space."
"And remember - I'm not just a client, I'm the president!"
"And remember, Yakko spelled backwards is Okkay." - Yakko
"And remember, Yakko spelled backwards is `okkay'."
"And remember, one to a customer." Neelix
"And remember...when you touch yourself, the Saints cry."
"And rememberit's our little secret." -- Scar
"And remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here."
"And saying, Repent ye: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand."
"And second...close this door." Kirk
"And shall we have children?" "What do you mean "we?""
"And sharpen those planes!" -- Tom Servo
"And she doesn't need a reason, she just hears a calling to the wild!"
"And she says it's natural, I feel I've come of age..."
"And she was--?" - Chafin
"And she's buying a stairway to heaven..."
"And shun the frumious bandersnatch."
"And silence that speaks much louder than words of promises broken"
"And silent replies that swirl invitation..." Pink Floyd
"And sit up straight!" - Mrs. Flamiel (Animaniacs)
"And sleep to dream till day of the truth that gold can never buy" Poe
"And slowly but surely they drew their plans against us."
"And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry" -Pink Floyd
"And so God said, 'E=mv+2P/r' and there was popcorn!"
"And so I thought to myself..." but who else can you think to?
"And so I tried to look Human." Human Torres
"And so castles made of sand, slips into the sea...eventually."
"And so it begins. You have forgotten something." - Kosh.
"And so the King is once again my guest! Was Herod unimpressed?"
"And so they decided to eat the children." -- Crow T. Robot
"And so with vorpal sword in hand"
"And so, it begins." - Kosh
"And so, it seend that fortune had smiled on Brad & Janet."
"And somebody should be told, my libido hasn't been controlled."-Rocky
"And soon the day would burn." - The Stand
"And still insists he sees the ghosts."
"And still the ceaseless murmuring...." -Pink Floyd
"And stop that nutty horn section." -- Crow T. Robot
"And strung out behind us the banners and flags ...." -Pink Floyd
"And suddenly her brown hands were full of thunder." - DT II
"And sufficiently advanced magick is indistinguishable from technology
"And take those phasers off stun, Chief - no more Mr. Nice Guy."
"And that asteroid will be 4 hours behind us all the way." McCoy
"And that descision plunged them into 40 years of civil war." Picard
"And that seemed to hold him for about a half an hour." - G. Carlin
"And that's Kitty*woman* to you, gringo." - Catwoman
"And that's Quickling, Hermit, Blaze, Minmei.." Red Wizard at RWC Meet 2
"And that's Worf Madam, not Woof!" Worf
"And that's all I have to say about that." Forrest Gump
"And that's when he fired me." - Monica, Dinosaurs
"And that's why `The Plague' is my favorite book." -- Crow
"And that, my leige, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped."
"And the BBS'er saw that he was without a tagline, and was ashamed..."
"And the Boy Wonder will save us!" - Dot Warner
"And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground."
"And the Lord God planted a garden eastward in Eden."
"And the Lord set a mark upon Cain." -- Genesis 4:15
"And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters."
"And the Tower is closer." - Stephen King, December 1st, 1986
"And the Trekkies glivvered in the cocoanuts!" --Vogon Filk
"And the Universe will explode later for your pleasure." -- Max Q
"And the answer will tell you the answer. (Duh!)" - Louis Sachar
"And the aptly named Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film."
"And the boredom of an accordianist." -- Crow T. Robot
"And the bruises... my God, the bruises..." - Anonymous
"And the bug-eyed monster?" "Is green, yes."
"And the bug-eyed monster?" -- Arthur "Is green, yes." -- Ford
"And the cause of the damage Ambassador?" ... "Shadow boxing!"
"And the dancer?" --Garibaldi "I married her." --Londo
"And the dancer?" Garibaldi "I married her." G'Kar
"And the devil in a black dress watches over..." - Sisters of Mercy
"And the doctor's in here every other day, crying into his synthale."
"And the eagle flies in clear blue skys" -Floyd
"And the earth was without form, and void." -- Genesis 1:2
"And the entire Gotham City council..." -- Tom Servo
"And the evening and the morning were the first day." -- Gen. 1:5
"And the finest one she's got: The Great American Melting Pot!"
"And the forests will echo with laughter...." -Zep
"And the general sat and the lines on the map moved from side to side"
"And the girls wanna dance, the boys wanna fight..."
"And the green grass grew all around and around..."
"And the green grass grew all around and the green grass grew around..."
"And the hangman in hangin', if I autograph the noose..."
"And the incredible Frog-boy is on the loose again..." - Weird Al
"And the mage draws her two handed sword." "We're in trouble."
"And the meek'll inherit what they damn well please..." - SoM
"And the men who hold high places must be the ones to st
"And the men who hold high places must be the ones to start..." -Rush
"And the number of the counting shall be three."
"And the paper's want to know whose shirts you wear..."
"And the people did feast upon the lambs, and stoats.."
"And the rum is for all your good vices."
"And the score is Love-Love" -- Crow T. Robot
"And the shadows... my God, the shadows..." -- The Crow
"And the silver in her hair shines in the cold November air..." -Floyd
"And the stars are still there, Bones." Kirk
"And the temple of love grows old and strong..." - Sisters of Mercy
"And the temple of love is falling down." - Sisters of Mercy
"And the trees are all kept equal"
"And the very whipped John Forsythe..." -- Dr. Forrester
"And the word is spreading. Only now." Kirk
"And then Craig Marion, get out wi' ye Claymore out" -Floyd
"And then I say, 'Hellooo Nurse!' What for?" -- Slappy
"And then Lancelot, Robin and I will jump out of the Rabbit."
"And then Lore came around." Riker
"And then he threw a freaking chimney at us!" George the Ninja (Tick)
"And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight"
"And then one day you find ten years have got behind you" -Floyd
"And then she pours me a damn cup of coffee." -- BJ
"And then the DEVIL came to me, trying to force me to copy LOTUS!"
"And then the Dwarven Bikini Team arrived" Cut! Cut! STOP!
"And then there was nothing but darkness, and he smiled" -Joe-
"And then there's or. O R."
"And then there's you. The Emissary." -- Kira
"And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water" -Floyd
"And then you turn the corner," as the DM chuckles
"And then you turn the corner..." And the DM starts chuckling...
"And then, of course, release the vultures."
"And then, she was there." Forrest Gump on Jenny
"And then, the animator suffered a hear attack!"
"And there is a universe to be taken." Kor
"And there shall in that time be rumours of things going astray."
"And there was much rejoicing."
"And there was much rejoicing." "Yay. Yay."
"And there was much rejoicing." <cheer> <cheer>
"And there were these two girls in a chorus line..." McCoy
"And there you have it "
"And there's no evidence of an EPS explosion." Riker
"And there's the Hey Mother Ship!" - a What Alien
"And there, apprentice, is the difference between classroom and field."
"And these are my coveted Silver Sow Awards." - Les Nesman
"And they call the wind MARIAH." -West Side Story
"And they called *me* an actor!" -- Reagan
"And they can appear to themselves every day on closed circuit T.V."
"And they harvested the charcoal briquets." -- Crow T. Robot
"And they said imitation diamond wasn't good enough!" -Dr. Fred
"And they shall share your most precious dream." -- Coda
"And they shall take up refrigerated serpents" --Mk.16:18 (revision)
"And they were frightened, and called him the most wild thing of all."
"And they weren't exactly thrilled to see you on Brax." Vash
"And they'll crush us if we go too far..."
"And they'll hurt you when they find they're wrong!"
"And they're working perfectly, if I may say so myself." Doctor
"And third, I have an excellent disguise." Garibaldi
"And this home improvement loan is for......?" "A divorce lawyer."
"And this is for MY good?" Leila Kalomi
"And this is the machine that goes ping!"
"And this is what you do for fun?!" Guinan
"And this one here is the Eight of Chris Lemon..." -- TV's Frank
"And this promises to be an interesting trip." -- Garek
"And this station is their nest in the sky." - Yarka
"And this time. Let's get it right." Picard
"And this, Wesley, is an airlock Care to step in?"
"And this, Wesley, is an airlock."
"And those are the days worth living." Keeler
"And thus we are all connected in the great Circle of Life."
"And thus, synchronized swimming was invented." -- Mike Nelson
"And to my cat Mittens I leave my entire, vast...BOOT TO THE HEAD!!"
"And to my cat Mittens, I leave my entirevastBOOT T\SLMR\TAGLIN
"And to the flower a bee is a messenger of love..." -- Gibran
"And to think I hesitated..." -- Dr. Chennard
"And to think I swallowed that lie hook, line and sinker!" Tom gulped.
"And to think, all this time all I had to do was ask." - NegaDuck
"And tonight's power ball number is... 509!" -- Mike Nelson
"And try not to kill anyone this time." -- Joel Robinson
"And wars more evil, ere all wars cease." -- Chesterson
"And watching for pigs on the wing" -Pink Floyd
"And we drop like the fruits of the tree" Meredith
"And we drown in the wake of our power" - Amy Grant
"And we get the android version of Norman Bates!" * Rimmer
"And we have some damn good fights." -- Sisko
"And we heard him exclaim/As he started to roam/ -Bob Violence/Chaykin
"And we may never know. Resume." -- Picard
"And we were sufferin', until Suffrage!"
"And we'll bask in the shadow of yesterday's triumph"
"And we'll go right down their throat, if necessary." Scott
"And we'll have fun, fun, fun... what? A moderator? Never mind."
"And we'll pay all his bills >for life<." Psi Cop
"And we'll poison the pigeons in the park!" - Tom Lehrer
"And we're movin' at the speed of life, yeah!"
"And we're way too smart to care who we offend ..." - Dinosaurs
"And what *is* the most popular cheese 'round hyah?"
"And what about Scarecrow's brain?!"
"And what about the boots?"--Doc Mora
"And what about this business of death? I DON'T LIKE IT!" - Binkley
"And what charming underclothes you both have..."
"And what do we burn apart from witches?" "*More* witches!"
"And what do we replicate after Danny? MORE Dannys!"--Dex
"And what do you burn apart from witches?"
"And what exactly do you think brass knuckles do?"
"And what exactly is a dream? And what exactly is a joke?" -Floyd
"And what have they ever given us in return?" "The aqueduct?"
"And what if I refuse?" "Nothing will happen to you.... ever."
"And what if there is no Hell? Or they don't want us there?" - Lestat
"And what is fear of need but need itself?" -- Gibran
"And what is it you want to do?" "I want to go to war." - Eddie
"And what is that word?" Kirk "Please." Norman
"And what is your name, Mr. .44?" - The Crow
"And what is your name?" "I go to church regularly."
"And what the hell was I talking about?" - Talyn
"And what was it last time? Didn't know what the box was?" -- Nailnose
"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son. "Diet."
"And what's more, I agree with everything I just said." P. Koornhoff
"And what's more, I don't *give* a rat's ass." - Butt-Head
"And when all is over and we return to dust..."
"And when fate summons monarchs must obey;"
"And when the band you're in starts playing different tunes..."
"And when the fight was over, we spent what they had made" -Floyd
"And when you add them, they magically become one new #" * Calvin
"And when you add them, they magically become one new number."
"And when you find the rod, eat it." Garak
"And when you loose control, you'll reap the harvest you have sown"
"And when you're done, go shoot yourself." - T. Goodchild, AEON FLUX
"And when your head changed, it most always changed forever."
"And where is the Batman?" - The Joker
"And where you see an Emissary, I see a Starfleet officer." - Sisko
"And where's my only cigarette..."
"And who art thou, Sir, decked out in thy cast-iron tuxedo?"
"And who had personally wet himself at the Battle Of Badon Hill."
"And who really knows what the Inconnu think." -- Ty, Giovanni
"And who'll deny it's what the fighting's all about?" -Pink Floyd
"And who's the fool who wears the crown?" -Floyd
"And who's this 'WE' that's going to stop me, little girl?"
"And why shouldn't they? They're so inconvenient!" - Q
"And with glasses high, we raised a cry, for freedom had arrived"
"And women were called girls!" -- Joel Robinson
"And ye shall tax thy populace as oft as ye want..." - Liberal Bible
"And ye shall throw money at the problem" -- Liberals 19:3
"And yesterday I saw you kissing tiny flowers" -Zep
"And yesterday the planet seemed to be going so well..."
"And yet we do keep finding each other, don't we?" -- Nailnose
"And yet...somehow...life goes on." - Calvin's father
"And you [butthole], you're lucky to be here!" - from Top Gun
"And you act like *I'm* the jerk!" -- Dr. Forrester
"And you all thought I was harmless. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA...."
"And you are the angel of death, and I am the dead man's son" -Floyd
"And you believe at heart, everyone's a killer" -Floyd
"And you call yourself a history teacher." - Dax
"And you can stop goose-stepping around the house!" -Calvin's Mom
"And you can't confuse Rimmer with a book; a book's got a spine
"And you don't *have* to fill the sample jar...;)"
"And you got the gall to make love to that girl!" Kirk
"And you happen to have several to choose from?" -- Kim
"And you have, it was wonderful. Thank you, now good bye!" Vash
"And you know there won't be any happy endings..."
"And you said it was pretty here" - C3P0
"And you should have been more careful shaving!" Amanda to Kalas
"And you stay away from Death Mountain!" "But all my stuff is there!"
"And you think I can trust them?" Sheridan "Yes." Frost
"And you think our parts might mesh, Chief?" - Blair
"And you want to be as stupid as them?" - Lore
"And you want to be my latex salesman." (Jerry)
"And you were doing so well." Doctor
"And you'll find every red corpuscle drained from them." Kirk
"And you're safe, my little green friend." - Roberta Lincoln
"And you, Captain, which world do you prefer?" Claudius
"And you, Captain?" Menendez "Guilty. As charged." Kirk
"And you... you're Garou. You're a werewolf." -- Lord Albrecht
"And your body is the harp of your soul..." -- Gibran
"And your breasts? UhI mean your occupation?" -- Tom Servo
"And your thinking of buying this second shed to write in?"
"And youyou're Garou. You're a werewolf." -- Lord Albrecht
"And, Brother, do they have a lot of will!" McCoy on tribbles
"And, Captain, you may find this a bit distressing." Spock
"And, Egad, your head looks like a really clean carrot!" -Pinky
"And, I am NOT intoxicated...YET!" -McClintock
"And, boy, does it catch fish!" -- Joel Robinson
"And, ere it vanishes/Over the margin/After it, follow it" -Tennyson
"And, last but not least, my favorite... a tommy gun!" -- The Mask
"And, last but not least, my favorite...A TOMMY GUN!" - S. Ipkiss
"And, last but not least, my favoritea tommy gun!" -- The Mask
"And, of coarse, women can't grow beards." - Beverly
"And, well, that's about all the kinds 'a shrimp" -- Bubba
"Andy Warhol, won't you please come home?" --Paul Simon
"Angel I hear you! Speak, I listen. Stay by my side, guide me!"
"Angel in my armour, actress in my role." -Rush
"Angel of Music, guide and guardian..grant to me your glory!"
"Angel of Music, hide no longer, secret and strange angel!"
"Angel, my soul was weak; forgive me! Enter at last, master!"
"Angels and ministers of grace defend us!" - Shakespeare
"Angels and ministers of grace defend us." - McCoy
"Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly." -G. K. Chesterton
"Anger feeds the flame." Sybo
"Anger got bare knuckles, anger play the fool" -RUSH
"Anger is a kind of temporary madness." -- St. Basil
"Anger is a relative state, sir." - Spock
"Anger" is just one letter short of danger.
"Anger...fear...aggression. The dark side of the Force are they."
"Angry men don't write the rules, and guns don't right the wrongs."
"Animal Scents" - by Farrah Mones
"Animals have no rights." : Rush Limbaugh
"Animals... God's first blunder." -- Nietzsche
"Animaney, totally insaney, Miss Helany, An-i-man-i-acs!"
"Animaney, totally insaney, Pinky and Brainey, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Chicken Chow Meiny, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Citizen Kaney, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Cockamamey, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Come back Shaney, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Dana Delany, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Eisenhower Mamie, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Here's the Show's namey, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, How urbaney, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Miscellaney, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Pinky and the Brainy, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Shirley MacLainey, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, The Rain in Spainy, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Where's Lon Chaney? Animaniacs!"
"Anion emmisions are harmless." Data
"Ankle try sound, reset gleaming?" - O'Brien ("Babel")
"Ankle, try sound, reset gleaming." O'Brien to Kira
"Ann Jillian is not a real blonde?" -- Tom Servo
"Ann Landers told me to..." -- Mike Nelson
"Ann Margaret can raise a few welts on me *anytime*." -- Crow
"Ann Margaret in The Woody Gutherie Story." -- Crow T. Robot
"Ann's my sister", said Andy raggedly. - John Foster
"Anna might still be alive." Sheridan
"Anna" - Grandmother of God.
"Anna, if you tell me to bend like the willow, I'll throw up."
"Anna. We *are* going to get out of here." Picard
"Anna. Are there other people on this planet?" Picard
"Annie, hold a little tighter dear i might just slip away"
"Annoying in *any* dimension" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ano ko, yurusanai!" - Eniru, Gundam X, Ep 5
"Anonymous FTP" is UNIX terminology for "leech access."
"Anonymous FTP" is a software leech's wet dream.
"Anonymous FTP" is a software leech's wet dream.
"Another 7 days has gone by," mused Tom weakly.
"Another 7 days has gone by," mused Tom weakly.
"Another Aardvark bites the dust."
"Another Armenia, Belgium." - Kirk
"Another Bermuda Triangle?" Scully
"Another Buddhist protesting the helmet law." -- Joel Robinson
"Another Charlie Sheen fantasy session" -- Crow T. Robot
"Another Hollywood pretty-boy..." -- Mike Nelson
"Another bad guy with his hair pulled into a ponytail."
"Another bucket for monsieur ..*BARF!*.. and perhaps a hose."
"Another car tried to occupy the same spacetime as mine."
"Another casualty of applied metaphysics." - - Hobbes
"Another casualty of the seduction of art." - - Hobbes
"Another classic walk-across-the-livingroom scene" -- Crow
"Another classic walking scene, this time *uphill*!" -- Crow
"Another costumed maniac - what's happening here?!"
"Another day in the R.O.K." -- Radar
"Another day of wine and roses - or in your case, beer and pizza."
"Another day, another mind-boggling adventure." -Calvin&Hobbes
"Another dream that failed. There's nothing sadder." -Kirk
"Another genius thwarted by an incapable assistant." -Calvin&Hobbes
"Another great Roger Corman walking scene." -- Tom Servo
"Another great idea from the man who brought you Beer Milkshakes!"
"Another gruesome kill!" - Calvin
"Another minute and we would have had them." Crusher
"Another pass. I want to get that woman." - Diana, "V"
"Another plate of steamers all around!" Tom clamored.
"Another red shirt's dead? That makes six this week!"
"Another roach attack?" - Scully to Mulder (War of the Coprophages)
"Another round, Mr. Descartes?" "I think not," said Descartes, and disappeared.
"Another round?" Guinan "Please." Data
"Another senseless drive-by filming." -- Mike Nelson
"Another senseless fly-by shooting" -- Crow T. Robot
"Another sheep following blindly behind his woman"
"Another shower, Dad?" "Yeah, 10 more oughtta do it."
"Another slice, anyone?" - Frank N. Furter
"Another slice, anyone?" Frank
"Another soul among the living." -- Mulcahy
"Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone." -Pyrrhus
"Another time, MacCleod." - The Kurgan
"Another tin can with an attitude..." - Wolverine
"Another trenchant comment by a jealous lesser intellect" - Calvin
"Another work week begins", Tom said mundanely.
"Answer me, Quark. What are you so worried about?" Zek
"Answer not a fool according to his folly." -- Proverbs 26:4
"Answer the door" "Hello door!"
"Anta bakaa!?" - Souryuu Asuka Langley, Evangelion
"Antenae?" Kirk "They are my Ears of Vaal." Akuta
"Antibodies. ANTIBODIES!!" Kirk
"Antihistamine money -- it's not to be sneezed at!" -- Bullwinkle
"Antlers In The Treetops" - By Hu Goosed Themoose
"Antlers in the Tree" by Whogoosed Themoose
"Antlers in the Treetops" - by Hugh Goos deMoos
"Antoine got a little hot under the collar." - The Joker
"Anvilania...Anvilania..." "*That's* the National Anthem?" Animaniacs
"Anvilania...Anvilania..." "THAT'S the National Anthem?!" -Yakko & Dot
"AnvilaniaAnvilania" "*That's* the National Anthem?"
"Anwendungs-Taste"? Is Microsoft trying to tell us something?
"Any Moderators here?" <<BANG>> "Any more?"
"Any Sysops here?" <<BANG>> "Any more?"
"Any advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Clarke
"Any antique dealer on Hudson street can tell you that."
"Any change?" Kirk "Yes. For the worse." McCoy
"Any chicken crossing the road will be met with the deadliest of force
"Any competant officer can command this ship." Amanda
"Any damned fool can predict the past. And most do." - Niven
"Any escape might help to smooth the unattractive truth..." -Rush
"Any final words, Mister Ghost Man?" - T-Bird
"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand & look stupid.
"Any help you could give us would be...helpful" -Monty Python
"Any ideas, T. Hewitt?" -- Tom Servo
"Any indications that the Narn were responsible?" - Sheridan
"Any issue worth debating is worth avoiding altogether." - Fahnstock
"Any kinda touch I think is better than none even upside down" - T. Amos
"Any kinda touch, I think, is better than none." -- Tori Amos
"Any lawyers in here?" <BLAM> "Any more?"
"Any lesbians here?" <BANG> "Any more?"
"Any luck?" "Plenty, Major. Unfortunately, all of it bad."
"Any minute now, unspeakable horror." -- Tom Servo
"Any moment now." -- Rimmer
"Any other problems I can reassure you about?"
"Any place we can be together is Paradise." Chekov
"Any priest must be presumed guilty until proved innocent." RAH
"Any priest or shaman must bepresumed guilty until proven inncocent."
"Any requests?" Riker "'Nightbird.'" Troi
"Any resemblance to a real action sequence is purely coin
"Any revelations?" - Mulder to Scully after autopsy (Revelations)
"Any room for a poor pulpit-pounder?" -- Father Mulcahy
"Any signs of consciousness?" -Picard "Not yet." -Beverly
"Any stigma is good enough to beat a dogma with." - Phillip Guedalla
"Any sufficiently advanced technology looks like magic" - A.C.Clarke
"Any time that you want me to."
"Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me..."
"Anybody can win, unless there is a second entry." - Lazarus Long
"Anybody got a peanut?"
"Anybody have anything more helpful?" Janeway
"Anybody hear any good jokes lately?" -- Pee Wee Herman
"Anybody home?" Bashir
"Anybody know what happened to cambot?" -- Joel Robinson
"Anybody know what this cargo's doing here? - O'Brien
"Anybody seen Dodger? Seen Dodger? Seen Dodger?" - Garibaldi
"Anybody seen my stomach?" - Modo
"Anybody that hates kids and dogs can't be all bad." WC Fields
"Anybody want to see setting number two?" - Guinan
"Anybody who builds a house today is crazy." Cary Grant
"Anybody who hates children and pets can't be all bad." H. L. Mencken
"Anybody who wants to get out of here, follow me!" O'Brien-2
"Anybody who writes a book and does it again is crazy." --G. Takei
"Anymore jell-o in the fridge, Odo? Odo? ODO?"
"Anyone can afford hate. It costs you to love." -John Willianson
"Anyone can be elected govenor. I'm proof of that." Joe Frank Harris
"Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm." - Publilius Syrus
"Anyone can join. You. Me. Him...if he put some clothes on!"
"Anyone can make history. Only a great man can write it." - Oscar Wilde
"Anyone can stop a man's life, but no one his death." -- Seneca
"Anyone care for a jellybaby?"
"Anyone for a refill?" (Let's see who's the lush now!)
"Anyone got a match"? D.Koresch, Apr 93
"Anyone not singing will have a bottle of Fosters lobbed at his head."
"Anyone see a war around here?" Patton or Bill Gates
"Anyone who can see through a woman is missing a lot." - Heinlein
"Anyone who can see through a woman is missing a lot." - Lazarus Long
"Anyone who can't cope with math is not fully human." -- Heinlein
"Anyone who consider arithmetic means of producing random number is, of course,
"Anyone who needs psychiatry is sick in the head." -- Frank Burns
"Anyone...anyone...Bueller...Bueller...?"
"Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral."
"Anything but the whip!" "ANYthing?" ... "The whip!"
"Anything else?" Janeway "I'm not sure." Doctor
"Anything for the love of words!" - Andromache
"Anything free is worth what you pay for it." Heinlein
"Anything free is worth what you pay for it." - Lazarus Long
"Anything free is worth what you pay for it." -- Heinlein
"Anything he says you've got to take with a dose of salts." S. Goldwyn
"Anything is better than this crap!" -- Joel Robinson
"Anything is peaceful from 1350 feet" -Ferris Bueller
"Anything over .30 is gauche." -- Klinger, on .45 caliber earrings
"Anything that can go wrong, will." -- Murphy's Law
"Anything to please your Eminence." - Kren Blista-Vanee
"Anything too stupid to be said is sung." -- Voltaire
"Anything you people decide is fine with me." -- Col. Henry Blake
"Anything you say will be held against you..." "@N@!"
"Anything you say will be held against you..." "Dexter Fernandez!"
"Anything you say will be held against you..." "Michelle Pfeiffer!"
"Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem."
"Anything you'd like to do?" "Yes. Go into a coma."
"Anything's better than listening to an album by Olivia Newton-John."
"Anytime's the right time for waffles!" -- Joel Robinson
"Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean..." - Elton John
"Anyway, you could use my help."--Scully "*Always*."--Mulder
"Anywhere I roamwhere I lay my hat is home." -Metallica
"Anywhere's a better place to be"...HC
"Apart from a few good friends, we don't take anything on faith."
"Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key".
"Apathy is infinitely more annoying than ignorance." D. Bennett
"Apathy is not the problem, it's the solution"
"Apes were invented because politicians were needed." -- Asimov
"Apollo was astonished, Dionysus thought me mad."
"Apollo's no god." Kirk
"Apology accepted, Captain @LN@." -- Vader
"Apology accepted, Captain Needa" <thump>
"Apology accepted, Captain Needa." - Vader
"Apology? Better check the temperature in Hell first!" -Sinclair
"Apology?" "Better check the temperature in HELL first!"
"Apology?" "Better check the temperature in HELL first!" - Babylon 5
"Apology?" "Better check the temperature in HELL first!" - Sinclair
"Apology?" "Better check the temperature in HELL first!"--Babylon 5
"Apothecary, give me something to sweeten my imagination!"
"Apparently he had his own theories of eugenics." Spock on Kodos
"Apparently he's entering another cycle." Tuvok
"Apparently he's going to inherit the Earth."
"Apparently it was on the house." - Bashir
"Apparently it's worth a billion dollars!" - Yakko Warner
"Apparently, it's `The Indecision Decade'!!Wait, that's not it."
"Apparently,this is how Humans reproduce..."-Brain
"Apple I" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
"Apple" (C) 1767 By Sir Isaac Newton
"Apple" (c) 6024 b.c., Adam & Eve
"Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
"Apples don't grow on trees, you know." -- Frank Burns
"Appraise the Lord! Tax church property and income."
"Approach, bow, scrape, and state your business"
"Approaching the perimieter." Tuvok
"Approximately 3.14159265358979323846 . . ." - Spock
"April Fool!" - By Sue Prize
"April fools!" -Holly "But it's not April!" -Lister
"Aquanetta. Snot is running down her nose." -- Tom Servo
"Aquarist": Spends $1000 to watch $20 worth of fish.
"Ar-YOU-ken!" "Bud Light?!? Why YES, I am Mr..Ken..."
"Aramaiti" - Mother of the people made of clay.
"Arange to feed it." Crusher
"Arbeit Macht Frei" (work shall make you free...sign over Auschwitz)
"Archery Made Simple" - by Beau N. Arrow
"Archery" - By Beau N. Arrow
"Are all your pets called Eric?"
"Are betazoid deliveries always this easy?" "Not according to my mother!
"Are either of you paleontologists?" "No, we're high scho
"Are either of you paleontologists?" "No, we're high school students."
"Are humans good to eat, Daddy?"
"Are males born disgusting?" - Charlene, Dinosaurs
"Are modern paintings worth stealing?" asked Tom abstractly.
"Are naked women intelligent?" -- Stanislaus Lec
"Are the blondes gone yet?"
"Are the other services as easy listening as the Air Force?"
"Are thee up for some plowing?" - Amish pickup line
"Are there any Christians here?" <lightning from sky> "Any more?"
"Are there any Christians here?" <ribbet> "Any more?"
"Are there any questions?" - S. Wright
"Are there any questions?" - s.w.
"Are there any questions?" -- Wright
"Are there any questions?" asked Tom wisely.
"Are there any side effects to these pills apart from bankruptcy?"
"Are there spots in a leopard's eyes, too?" - The Crow
"Are these credits supposed to imply that there was a crew?"
"Are they already." T'Jon "Alligned?" Yar "Right." T'Jon
"Are they clinging to their crosses?" -- Chesterton
"Are they crazy? That's practically on top of us!" Ivanova
"Are they dead?" "Does it matter?"
"Are they dead?" - Pugsley "Does it matter?" - Wednesday
"Are they enemies, Captain?" Flavius Maximus
"Are they made from real Girl Scouts?" - Wednesday Addams
"Are they playing overtime? You must be absolutely exhausted."
"Are they talking about sex?" Mike - "Yes."
"Are they using stunt men, now?" -- Tom Servo
"Are those Valerian canapes?" -- Admiral Nogachev
"Are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?"
"Are those curtains Venetian?" Orville asked blindly
"Are those curtains Venetian?" the lady asked blindly
"Are those the Oak Ridge Boys?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Are those voices in your head or mine?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Are unconscious human usually used for seating purposes?
"Are we THERE yet?"--Harry Kim
"Are we abandoning the rescue attempt?" Chakotay
"Are we at war with the Ferengi yet?" -- Deanna
"Are we awful fast or was that a jump cut?" - Crow T. Robot
"Are we beginning to see the possibilities here?"
"Are we being *pun*ished?" Wakko "Yes." Yakko and Dot
"Are we being punished?" - Wakko Warner
"Are we being punished?" -- Wakko
"Are we children?" <WHACK> - Pinky
"Are we clear?" "No. We're opaque."
"Are we clear?" Teacher "No, we're opaque." Yakko Warner
"Are we clear?" - Mrs. Flamiel "No, we're opaque!" - Yakko
"Are we clear?" - Teacher "No, we're opaque." - Yakko Warner
"Are we clinging tenatiously to my buttocks?"- Powdered Toast Man
"Are we dead yet?" "No." "But you promised!!" - Dinosaurs
"Are we dead?" (Dot) "...or is this Ohio?" (Yakko)
"Are we dead?" - "Feels like heaven to me." -- Hawkeye
"Are we dead?" - Dot "Or is this Ohio?" - Yakko
"Are we far enough Off-Topic to get jumped on, yet?"
"Are we friends? Then don't insult our friendship." -- Maurice
"Are we good?!" - Geordi
"Are we just toys to you?" - Sheridan to Kosh
"Are we live? YEAH!!!" - Penn Jilette
"Are we on a date?" -- Dr. Forrester
"Are we so arrogant to really think we can damage the planet?" -- Carlin
"Are we supposed to charge him with assaulting a cellular phone?"-DS
"Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?"
"Are you Children of the Son?" Septimus
"Are you Kodos?" Kirk to Kardian
"Are you Mary, Queen of Scots?"
"Are you SURE that's my Companion?" - Newly Chosen Herald
"Are you _sure_ you have a Holy Orb?" "Oh yes it's _very_ nice!"
"Are you a Klingon or is that a turtle on your head?"
"Are you a critic or a wife?" William Holden
"Are you a daring young man in a jaunty jalopy?" -- Crow
"Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?"
"Are you a pooftah?"
"Are you a rotten liar!" - The Princess Bride
"Are you a woman this week, Daddy?" -- Chelsy Bakula (age 6)
"Are you accusing my son of being a thief?" -- Rom
"Are you afraid of the Captain too?" - Wesley
"Are you after MY pervert award or what?" - Lummox
"Are you aiding the Body or are you destroying It?" Spock
"Are you aiming for these people?" Zeus "No; maybe that mime." McClane
"Are you all drunk?" -- Nurse Baker to Hawk, Radar, and BJ
"Are you all right, Lieutenant?" - Data to Barklay
"Are you all right?" Kes "Me?" Doctor
"Are you all right?" Rom
"Are you alright?" - Kira "Learning a new trade." - Bashir
"Are you asking me for something, Jean-Luc?" Q
"Are you blind? It's raining blood! But I digress." - The Crow
"Are you checking up on your Chief Engineer?" Chakotay
"Are you considering theft, Captain?" Spock
"Are you crazy? Get that junk heap out of here!" -Roy Fokker
"Are you daft?!" Scott to La Forge
"Are you dead inside, McLeod?" - Annie Devlin
"Are you doctors?" - "Only when the moon is full." -- Hawkeye
"Are you done with the helpful hints?"--Austin "No."--Geiger
"Are you expected?" Zack Allen "No, dreaded." Gueniviere Cory
"Are you feeling sick or something?" --Lunk
"Are you following me, sir?" Keeler "With ulterior motives." Kirk
"Are you following this, Herb?" -- Don the Penguin
"Are you free, Mr Garak?" "I'm freeee, Captain Peacock!"
"Are you going to knock it off?" -- Frank to Hawkeye
"Are you going to spring us?" "I have no idea."
"Are you going to tell Hammond the kids are missing?" "No. You are."
"Are you gonna eat that?" Tom asked hungrily.
"Are you gonna hit me?" -- TV's Frank
"Are you gonna let me ride that donkey?" Orville assed. (boo hiss)
"Are you gonna take me home tonight?"
"Are you here to work or to play?" -- Riker
"Are you homosexual?" Tom queried gaily.
"Are you hungry?" Eline
"Are you hungry?" Eline
"Are you hunting or hunted?" MacLeod
"Are you hurt bad?" "Ever hear of anybody hurt GOOD?"
"Are you in pain?" Sunan "It's...nothing." Klingon Torres
"Are you injured?" - Data "Only my pride." - Crusher
"Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?"
"Are you just walking... or hunting?" -- Duncan MacLeod
"Are you kidding? I'm the camp cramp champ." -- Hawkeye
"Are you late for today, or just early for tomorrow."
"Are you looking for an excuse to stop her, or an excuse not to?"
"Are you making some kind of threat, Vedek?" - Sisko
"Are you man enough to take command?" -- Evil Gypsy
"Are you married?" - "I was, but he wasn't." -- Hoolihan
"Are you out of what's left of your mind?" -- Trapper to Frank
"Are you out of your Vulcan mind, Spock?!" --McCoy
"Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!?" - McCoy
"Are you out of your goddamned MIND?!?!?!" - Gennaro
"Are you out of your head?" McCoy to Spock
"Are you out of your mind?" Kirk to Spock
"Are you out of your mind??" "Perhaps, Mr. Boma."
"Are you over 21?" "Are YOU?" "I'm not obligated to answer that."
"Are you police?" "No, m'am, we're musicians." The Blues Brothers
"Are you police?" "No ma'am, we're Moderators."-Blues Brothers
"Are you police?", "No ma'am, we're musicians." - Blues Brothers
"Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Binky?"
"Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?" The Brain
"Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" -- Brain
"Are you prepared for the kind of death you've earned little man?"
"Are you pretty?" - Yakko
"Are you providing me with a bodyguard, Captain?"
"Are you psychic or something?" -- Dick Durkin
"Are you quacking at me? Are you quacking at me?"
"Are you quite through shaking the ship around?" McCoy
"Are you ready brothers and sisters!"
"Are you ready to ROCK?!?" "Not yet. Give us five minutes."
"Are you ready to die?" -- Harley Stone
"Are you ready, Commander Data?" Lt. Riker
"Are you ready?" "No, but that's never stopped me before!"
"Are you ready?" - Sheridan "No, but you may proceed anyway." - Delenn
"Are you real?" Cochrane "We're real enough." Kirk
"Are you really as horny as a 10 peckered owl?"- Pump Up The Volume
"Are you sayin' my egg went out for Chinese food?!" - Sasha Girlfeather
"Are you saying I'm some blind ghost with clothes?" Geordi
"Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"
"Are you saying `ni' to that old woman?" - Roger
"Are you saying it's over?" Lt. Riker "No. No." Troi
"Are you saying someone built this asteroid?" Chakotay
"Are you saying that I should take off your head?" -Riker
"Are you saying we should tax Thingy?"
"Are you scanning me?" - Talia Winters
"Are you sexually active?" "No, I just lie there." - Blonde Moments
"Are you skilled in herb lore?"--Freya "Uhh...in a way, I am."--HD
"Are you so afraid of him you don't dare speak his name?" - Glen
"Are you so certain you are immortal?" -- Kleeg, Samedi
"Are you spose'ta file open sores with an emory board?" -- Nelson
"Are you still mad I gave a mohawk to your cat?" - Weird Al Yankovic
"Are you stupid of something?" Jenny
"Are you suffering from short attention span?" "Yeah! <click>"
"Are you suggesting I be reprogrammed?" -- Doc Zimmerman
"Are you suggesting I be reprogrammed?" Doctor
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" - Monty Python
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" - Silly Peasants...
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" --Guard #1
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" --Monty Python
"Are you suggesting eating my mother?" "Yeah. Not raw, cooked." - MP
"Are you suggesting that coconuts are migratory?" - Monty Python
"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
"Are you suggesting the Lawgivers are mere computers?" Kirk
"Are you suggesting we use your body?" - Riker to Data
"Are you suggesting..eating my mother?"
"Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?"
"Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?" <Spock>
"Are you sure this is a good idea?" -- Rom
"Are you sure this is wise?" - Sheridan
"Are you sure this isn't the time for a colorful metaphor?"
"Are you sure this place is safe?" - Vash
"Are you sure this thing is safe?" - C3PO
"Are you sure this thing is safe?" - C3PO
"Are you sure you can't pull it loose?" Odo
"Are you sure you want to 'quit'...I mean do you REALLY TRULY want to QUIT ?".
"Are you sure you're sanity chip is fully in?" -- Kryten
"Are you sure?" "I'm positive." "Only fools are positive."
"Are you tan from the sun?" "Yes." "Welcome, I'm @F from the Earth!"
"Are you telling me he bashed his own head in?" Sheridan
"Are you telling me to go on a DIET!" - Ivanova
"Are you telling me you built a time machineout of a DeLorean?"
"Are you that confident, or that greedy?" - Massha
"Are you the Fish Frier?" "No, I'm the Chip Monk."
"Are you the Son of Moghie?" "Meeooow!" "I thought so."
"Are you the dreamer, or are we in someone else's dream?"
"Are you the police?" "No Mam, we're musicians." - The Blues Bros
"Are you the police?" "No m'am, we're musicians."
"Are you threatening me?" - Beavis
"Are you trying to anger me again?" - Kang to Dax
"Are you trying to be funny?" Flavius "Never." Spock
"Are you trying to get under my cape, Doctor?" - Batman, to Chase
"Are you trying to kill yourselves?" Isak
"Are you uncomfortable around naked men?"---"ADAM---no!"
"Are you used to getting your own way, Doctor?" -- Picard
"Are you warriors or children?" Eleen
"Are you wearing your jimmy-hat?" -- Joel Robinson
"Are you with the bride, or the failure?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Are you worried about leaving me here?" Kira
"Are you...are you Archons?" Reger
"Are your cookies made with real Girl Scouts?"
"Are your cookies made with real Girl Scouts?" Wednesday
"Aren't five cups of tea too many from one bag?" asked Tom, weakly.
"Aren't they the happy little chatterboxes?" - Babs
"Aren't we lucky??" -- Wakko
"Aren't we the fiesty little go-getter!" - Q to Kira
"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?" - Leia Organo Solo
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" -Leia
"Aren't you a public servant? Get me a glass of water!" - G. Carlin
"Aren't you contentious for a minor bepetal species." - Alien
"Aren't you contentious for a minor bipedal species." -- The Caretaker
"Aren't you dead?" - Kirk to Spock, STII:TWOK
"Aren't you dead?" -- Kirk
"Aren't you even going to give her a kiss goodbye?" "Nope."
"Aren't you forgetting something?" Sisko
"Aren't you glad slugs don't fly?"
"Aren't you glad you used Dial?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Aren't you going to carry me into the theater?" - TV's Frank
"Aren't you going to kiss me?" "No, I'd rather have a tal
"Aren't you going to thank me?" Lore
"Aren't you over here on the American Plan?" -- Col. Potter
"Aren't you supposed to be dead?" -Kirk ST:II
"Aren't you worried about germs?" - Dot
"Argh! Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do!" said
"Argh, I've just been stabbed!" said Tom half-heartedly.
"Argh, and she be a comely wench!" - Long John Silver
"Argue?! Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Bajoran!" X Mcoy
"Argument is the opiate of the net.aholics" J. Parsons, NZ_RELIGION.
"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive."
"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive." -- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"
"Ariadne" - Most Holy, High Fruitful Mother.
"Arinna" - Mother of the Sun.
"Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle"
"Arkansas figured out a way to get rid of Clinton, why can't we?"
"Arm the warhead." Gary Seven to Beta 5
"Armaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9-21." -Maynard
"Armaments, chapter one, verses nine through twenty-seven."
"Armand Asante?" - Scott Calvin on Naughty&Nice List
"Armathr" - Mother of Prosperity.
"Armed men are citizens, unarmed men are SUBJECTS!!!"
"Armed with skill and it's frustration and grace too" - Tragically Hip
"Armies are paid to kill people and break things." Limbaugh
"Arnold Layne had a strange hobby -Floyd
"Arnold Rimmer took the blame." * Kryten
"Around The Earth In 30 Minutes - This Is Commercial Sign"
"Around the sun we go, the moon goes round the Earth."
"Around the world in A.D. days": A trip impossible in old Roman times.
"Arrakis has a surprise for you there..." -- Liet-Kynes
"Arrakis is a one-crop planet." -- Kynes <Dune>
"Arrakis is a two-crop planet: Spice and Fedaykin!" - JT
"Arrakis: Dune, desert planet" - Paul Atredies
"Arrange to feed it." Picard
"Arrg. Gok. Geez, I'm chokin' on my own rage here" - Moe
"Arrghwhere are you, Heart of the Tiger?" - Thrakhath
"Arrruhh graagh!" - Chewbacca
"Arse!" said Pooh, trying out a new catchphrase
"Art as expression, not as market campaigns" -RUSH
"Art consists of limitation." -- Chesterson
"Art dee Fulcan, or art dee Human?" T'Pau
"Art does not reproduce the visible; rather, it makes visible."
"Art for art's sake is a philosophy of the well-fed." -- Cao Yu
"Art for art's sake" is the philosophy of the well-fed
"Art is I; science is we." -- Bernard
"Art is a jealous mistress." -- Emerson
"Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth." -- Picasso
"Art is either plagiarism or revolution." -- Gauguin
"Art is meant to disturb." -- Braque
"Art is wasted on people who have no souls." -- Jack Butler
"Art upsets, science reassures."
"Arthur Arthur, King of the Britons"
"Arthur Dent? You're jerk! A complete kneebiter!" -Wowbagger
"Arthur Phili... I've done you before, haven't I."
"Arthur! Honk if you love justice!" - The Tick
"Arthur, did you throw away the secret message cannon?" - The Tick
"Arthur, is it a diamond yet?" - The Tick, with a piece of coal
"Arthur, is it a diamond yet?" -The Tick
"Arthur, please! Stop ordering food!" - The Tick
"Arthur, resistance wearing down. MUST HAVE MORE SOUP." -The Tick
"Arthur, you're getting hysterical. Shut up!" - Ford Prefect.
"Arthur... Arthur, King of the Britons..."
"Artificial People" - by Frank N. Stein
"Artificial Weightlessness" - by Andy Gravity
"Artio" - Mother of Animals.
"Artist seeks Boss with vision impairment."
"Artists are egineers of the soul. That's why we lock them up."
"Artoo Detoo, it is you, it is you!"
"Artoo says the chances of survival are 775... to one." - C-3PO
"Artoo! Where are you!!" - C3PO
"Artoo, I have a bad feeling about this." - C-3PO
"As Captain I have the power to marry you two."-Hawk to Potter & Radar
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" -- Arthur Carlson
"As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!"
"As I feared, you have no sense of humor." -- Chiun
"As I go forward, I hold my sword high in honor of you."
"As I keep on saying, we have hardly any technique in this course."
"As I know more of mankind, I expect less of them." -- Johnson
"As I mentioned earlier, there is tremendous horror here."
"As I recall, he had quite a temper." - Dax
"As I said before, I never repeat myself."
"As I watch the rising sun, I see a new day just begun" -Coverdale/Page
"As I, the maniacal tyrant, look down upon my pathetic subjects"-Calvin
"As Jubilee would no doubt say: Eat your heart out Bruce Willis!"-Betsy
"As Solid as..." - by Rocco Gibraltar
"As Teer, I give you back my life. Mine is now forfeit." Maab
"As a Human, I would have died of boredom." - Q
"As a Vulcan, I am at all times honest, Commander." Tuvok
"As a math atheist, I believe I should be excused from this." - Calvin
"As a matter of fact - I DO own the whole damned road!"
"As a matter of fact, I do, Cubby." The Mask
"As a matter of interest," said Trillian, "what are we going to to do?"
"As a physicist, Einstein makes a wonderful violin player."
"As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids."
"As advertised in the pages of _Aardvark Shopper_"
"As always Roland's brain was gone; his eye saw, his hand shot."
"As always, I'll clean up the mess you've made." - Q
"As androids go, you're in a class by yourself." -- Pulaski
"As anticpated, there are problems." - Q
"As crises go, this wasn't that bad." -- Crow T. Robot
"As disgusting pigs, they weren't that convincing." -- Tom Servo
"As dull as a beige room." -- Tom Servo
"As far as I'm concerned, the ends justify the means." Calvin
"As far as I'm concerned, the world can still be flat." - ML
"As far as anyone knows, I'm a Jewish chaplain." -- Col. Flagg
"As far back as the saber-tooth tiger." Spock
"As for me..Yawn...I'm going downstairs to open my toys!!" -- Skippy
"As for what you want..." Kirk to Baris
"As he rose like a rocket, he fell like the stick." -- Paine
"As if my own face were a mask." Troi
"As if we cared..." -- Tom Servo
"As if you could kill time without injuring eternity." - H.D. Thoreau
"As long as I got a foot, I'll kick booze." Burt Lancaster
"As meaningless experiences go, it's one of the best!" W. Allen on sex
"As much as I hate to agree with a mere apprentice..." - Aahz
"As much as I want to means AS MUCH AS I WANT TO."--Odo
"As my android gently weeps" -- Crow T. Robot
"As my owner, you have to die with me." * Kryten
"As near as I can figure, they're born pregnant." McCoy on tribbles
"As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression."-Douglas
"As of Now I'm re-opening the X-FILES" - Skinner
"As of now, I am in control here in the White House." Alexander Haig
"As of now, I'm closing Frank's little office." -- Dr. Forrester
"As of now, I'm reopening the X-Files." - Skinner
"As opposed to a *good* Nissan ad?" -- Crow T. Robot
"As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee." - Vogon poetry
"As proof the Narn are barbarians." - Garibaldi immitating Londo
"As proof, I want you to kill Picard." Lore
"As real as the acceptance that it could happen to you."
"As soon as the rain stops, we'll break camp", said Tom intently.
"As soon as we got married I realized 2 can live as cheaply as 6."
"As sun-swept fire caresses your poisoned face..." -D'Artagnon
"As swords part, I bid you good battle!"
"As the Mayor of this Borg, I say "Let the assimilations begin"
"As the Vulcans say, we are here to serve." - O'Brien
"As the breeze flows through the shrub, my heart is at peace."
"As the dew forms upon the morning rose, I bid you farewell."
"As the seasons change, the refueling continues..." -- Mike Nelson
"As the world is enchanted by our whimsy..." -- Dr. Forrester
"As the, uh, Mayor of this Borg, ... I say "Let the assimilations begin!" --- "Diamond Joe" Quimby
"As usual, Ataru Moroboshi seems to be involved."
"As usual, Maniac, your solution to the problem is brainless." - Flint
"As we planned, here I go inside his headpiece!" -- Airwave
"As you Humans say, I'm all ears." Kazago
"As you are quiet fond of pointing out Doctor, I am half Human." Spock
"As you believe, so shall you do" Gorgan
"As you said, such good sport." - 007 (Moonraker)
"As you were." Janeway
"As you wish..." -Westley
"As your Captain, I want to know EXACTLY what is going on" - Picard
"Ascension Sunday.Ascension Sunday!" -- Rimmer
"Asha ? What kind of a name is Asha ?"
"Ashes and diamonds, foe and friend, we were all equal in the end"
"Aside from that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"
"Ask a simple question, and get all your tv privileges revoked!" -C&H
"Ask him if his refrigerator's running" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ask me anything." "Anything?" "Thank you."
"Ask me anything." - Wednesday Addams
"Ask me the questions, Bridge-Keeper; I'm not afraid."
"Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid." -- Launcelot
"Ask not for pity from DARK PHOENIX, my love. There is none in her."
"Ask not for whom the bell tolls." - M. Ali
"Ask not for whom the closet knocks... It knocks for thee, not me."
"Ask not what your computer can do for you..."
"Ask. Me. About. My. Day." - Fran at egg announcement, Dinosaurs
"Asking is just polite demanding." -Max Headroom
"Asps. Very dangerous. You go first!" -- Sallah
"Assassinated by the Architectural Defense League...?"
"Assassination has never changed the history of the world."
"Assassination is an extreme form of censorship." - Heinlein
"Assassination is an extreme form of censorship." - Lazarus Long
"Assassination is an extreme form of censorship." -- Heinlein
"Assassination is the highest form of public service.
"Assemble for inspection in 20 minutes." * Rimmer
"Asshole." "Hey! Be positive." "OK. I'm positive you're an asshole."
"Assigned seating can be a problem." Hercules
"Assimilate a pitiful species like you? I think not!" - Q of Borg
"Assimilate little old me!", Bugs Bunny.
"Assimilate my shorts!" -- Borg Simpson
"Assimilated you will be, hmmm" - Yoda of Borg
"Assimilated, you will be." -Yoda of Borg
"Assimilatin', assmimilatin'! Come along, I haven't got all day!"
"Assimilation is cool. Huh-huh. Huh-huh-huh." -- Beavis of Borg
"Assume gawking position!" -- Tom Servo
"Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups." -- Wethern's Law
"Asterisk ? What kind of a name is Asterisk ?"
"Asteroids, Triple Droids, Telepathic Betazoids."
"Asthmatic Hit Man!" -- Mike Nelson
"Astonishing that anything of that bulk could move so rapidly." Spock
"Astonishing!" Neelix
"Astro-Boy owes me forty dollars!!" - Zippy
"At Acme Looniversity we earn our Toon Degree." -- Tiny Toons
"At IBM, We waste more talent than most companies ever have!"
"At The Sound of the Tone: Fessenden Gave Radio Its Voice."
"At bottom God is nothing more than an exalted father." - Freud
"At ease before you hurt something." --Janeway
"At ease, Ensign, before you sprain something." - Janeway
"At ease, Lieutenant Loser." -- Crow T. Robot
"At ease, before you sprain something." - Janeway
"At fifty, everyone has the face he deserves." -- Orwell
"At home nowhere, except Starfleet." Amanda
"At home, they'd hang me! Here they give me a @#$%&! medal!"
"At last I'm organized!" he exclaimed, and died.
"At last I'm organized", he sighed, and died.
"At last, all too well, I can see where we all soon will be."
"At last, something sexual he's not into!" -- Sam Beckett
"At last, the Eludium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator!"
"At last, the Gathering" - Kurgan
"At last... the Gathering!" -- The Kurgan
"At least *someone* here is using his brain" - Sisko
"At least I don't work for Jews.."
"At least I have the sense to go *around*!" -Neelix
"At least I still have my pipe." - Bilbo Baggins
"At least I've earned an honest day's wage." -- Tom Servo
"At least he gets 24 hours notice." -- Rimmer
"At least it's got that `lived-in' look" -- Duncan MacLeod
"At least she gave you some good advice." The Doctor
"At least she got to bring her clutch purse..." -- Joel Robinson
"At least that bought us a day..." MacLeod
"At least that cuts the odds." Hercules
"At least theres this riveting soundtrack." -- Mike Nelson
"At least they're EXPERIENCED incompetents"
"At least tremble a little...?" -- Death
"At least we are acquainted with the judge." -- Data
"At least we didn't have to see *these* guys wrestle!" -- Tom Servo
"At least we got the matter panel back." * Kryten
"At least we killed it before we put it in there!" -- Crow
"At least we know there's someone out there." * Picard
"At least we're acquainted with the judge, Captain." Data
"At least you'll be able to find something to hide behind." - Blair
"At least you're not ignorant.. (do you know what that means? :)"
"At my age, my feet don't leave the ground" - Huckster
"At my signal, cut starboard power. Kirk out." Kirk
"At no cost?! Oh, ugly, very ugly!" Rada (a Ferengi)
"At our last meeting I died. It alters the appearance."
"At present, I cannot be downloaded." Doctor
"At present, I cannot be downloaded." E.M.H.P.
"At some point, something must have come from nothing."
"At the proper time I will transmit them." Romulan
"At the rate you read, the murderer will escape." -- Winchester to BJ
"At the time it seemed the logical thing to do."- Sarek
"At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet." -Plato
"At the very least, Harold is dangerously disturbed."
"At this moment, I like my anonymity." - - Hobbes
"At this point we can't rule out anything." -- Dax
"At this point, chocolate is a viable alternative." - AC
"At this rate, you'll *define* the BS in BBS..."
"At time you seem almost human." Kirk to Spock
"At wong wast I shall have my wevenge!" - Napoleon Bre
"Atalkinghorse?" "He's Ed, Jim."
"Atmosphere is the all-important thing." - Lovecraft
"Atomic Punk" -- Van Halen
"Atrocity has that effect on me." - The Crow
"Atrocity has that effect on me." -- Eric Draven
"Atrocity has that effect on me." -- The Crow
"Attack the day like birds of prey or scavengers under cover.": Rush
"Attacked by a point-of-view shot!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Attempted murder? It's not like he tried to kill someone!"
"Attention K-Art choppers..."-ALF cartoon
"Attention K-Mart shoppers, Minmei has left the building!"
"Attention all planets of the Solar Federation"
"Attention all planets...we have assumed control." -Rush
"Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner."
"Attention on deck, Ensign Picard." Q
"Attention! Tammy eats cats and is not wearing pants!"
"Attention! The buffet is now being served." -- Magic Voice
"Attila the Nun: A simple girl pledged to a life of brutality."
"Attitude control has been restored" - Data
"Attuned to the majesty of music.." -YES
"Au contraire, mon Capitaine He's back!" -- Q
"Au contraire, mon Capitaine..." -- Q
"Au contraire, mon CapitaineHe's back!" -Q
"Au contraire, mon capitaine! HE'S BAAAACK!!" - Q
"Au contraire, mon capitaine! He's back!" - Q
"AuH20" ... If you remember THAT you ARE old!
"Aunt Slappy, you *gotta* ask better questions!!" -- Skippy
"Auntie Em: Hate Kansas. Hate You. Took Dog. -Dorothy."
"Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas. Taking the dog." - Dorothy
"Aural sex gives me an earie feeling." - Mary
"Aurora" - the Morning, Mother of the Sun.
"Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you! Amen!"
"Auto stop and eject! AUTO STOP AND EJECT!!" - Zippy
"Autobots! Transform and roll out!" -- Optimus Prime
"Autodial:" body soap for cars?
"Automatic" simply means it can't be fixed
"Automatic" simply means that you cannot repair it yourself
"Automobiles were part of teenage mating rituals." -- Data
"Avail Ukrania! My bitter homeland..." -- Mike Nelson
"Avenge me! Avenge me!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Average" is as close to the bottom as it is to the top.
"Avoid making irrevocable decisions while hungry." -- Heinlein
"Avoid making irrevocable decisions while tired or hungry." - L. Long
"Avoidance. That is the first lesson in self-defense." <Caine>
"Avon calling. Avon calling." -- Tom Servo
"Aw Mom, you act like I'm not even wearing a bungee cord!" - Calvin
"Aw mom, you act like I'm not even wearing a bunji cord!"
"Aw! Buckle this!" -Dark Helmet
"Aw, Mom, you act like I'm not even wearing a bungee cord!" - Calvin
"Aw, SHIT!" - B.something "Yup." - Beast
"Aw, buckle this!" - Dark Helmut
"Aw, nuts to your white mice!" -Zaphod to Trillian
"Aw, putting speed holes in my car. Makes it go faster." - Homer
"Aw, sweet freedom" -- Crow T. Robot
"Aw, try the fuzzy dice again, man!" - Louie
"Aw, you can see the strings." -- Crow T. Robot
"Aw... poor Puddy tat - he faw down, go BOOM!!!" :-)
"Aw..Why'd ya have to go and tell!" -Clarence Thomas
"Away Team? Me? No way! Guys get killed on those!"--Unknown Red Shirt
"Away in a *murder*. No crib for a *death*!" -- Tom Servo
"Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm." - Yoda
"Away team to Ganges.....beam us down the toilet paper, please."
"Away with him! Away with him! He speaks Latin." -- Shakespeare
"Awl your money Ah will tax from you, awl your money, awl your money."
"Awright, hold it where's the mutant repellant?" -Bloom County
"Awright, hold it... where's the mutant repellant?" - Steve Dallas
"Awright, hold it...where's the mutant repellant?" -Bloom County
"Awright, hold it...where's the mutant repellant?" -Steve
"Awright, hold itwhere's the mutant repellant?" -Bloom County
"Aww, C'mon, Londokins... ONE of 'em's gotta work...!"
"Awww, I want a new Universe for Christmas..." - Wesley Crusher
"Awww, I'm sorry. Really, I am. :)" - Dire Wolf
"Awww, what a shame. No 'safe slashing' without latex."
"Awww. Bones." - Kirk, 'Catspaw'
"Awww... no no no... oh the agony of mine own words..."
"Awwwwk buck buck buck."
"Axe held high, I go."
"Ay, Professor Hurts?" -- Mike Nelson
"Aye yam Drak-kul-lah... Aye bid yoo velcome." -- Dracula
"Aye, Captain - it'll be no Tribble at all!" - Scotty
"Aye, every inch!" said Lear achingly.
"Aye, for a turtle as he takes a buzzard." -- Shakespeare
"Aye, that way goes the game." - Shakespeare
"Aye, the haggis is in the fire, for sure." Scott
"Ayoyo! Ayoyo! Ayoyo! Ayoyo! Aaamah! Ayoyo!"
"B is for back problem." -- Joel Robinson
"B'Elanna is the only one that tried to kill her animal guide." -Chekote
"B'Elanna!" "K'Ehleyr!" "B'Elanna!" "K'Ehleyr!" - barroom argument
"B'Elanna's the only one I know that tried to kill her animal guide."
"B'Ellana, I have something I want to show you." Sunan
"B'Ellana, what have they done to you?" Paris
"B'Ellana, you're with me." Janeway
"B'Ellana?" Paris "Yeah, it's me." Human Torres
"B'OH!" "B'oh? Homer Simpson does not say B'oh, he says D'OH!"
"B'OH? Homer Simpson does not say B'oh, he says... D'OH!" - Mr.Burns
"B) You don't know the systems are compatable" - Ivanova
"B*tch set me up!" - Marion Barry, crack smoker and mayor of DC
"B-B-Bother," spit Pooh as @FN@'s urine hit his face
"B.P. Richfield: He cares so much it hurts!" -TV announcer,Dinosaurs
"B5 is best!" "DS9 is!!" (a friendly discussion?)
"B5 is best!" <biff!> "DS9 is!!" <punch!> (a friendly discussion?)
"B?#$^f," said @F, as line noise garbled his transmission
"B@$%*&^Y," typed @F, as his wife picked up an extension
"BAAAAAAAAAAAD THIIIIIIINGS, MAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!"
"BABY ON BOARD" just means five more points.
"BAD MOTHERS...and the bad fathers who love them on the next Donahue"
"BAG 'em?" - Wakko "Bag 'em!" - Yakko
"BALDERDASH! Let me repeat--BALDERDASH!" - The Humbug
"BAM.. BAM.. BAM.." Bam Bam Ruble
"BAND PLAYING" by Clara Nett
"BANG YOUR HEAD! METAL HEALTH WILL DRIVE YOU MAD!"
"BARK! BARK! ...and you stay out of mine." - Beverly
"BARK! BARK! and you stay out of mine!" - Dr. Crusher
"BASIC is the Computer Science equivalent of `Scientific Creationism'."
"BBS ramblings and actual thought are two different things. =)"
"BE PREPARED" - Scout Motto
"BE QUIET ABOUT OUR SECRET PLAN!" -- Crow T. Robot
"BEAST! Quit baiting the Catsis!" - Tigger
"BEAVIS! WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?" -- Mr. Buzzcut
"BEAVIS! What is your major malfunction?" - Buzzcut
"BECAUSE I'M AN ENGLISHMAN, YOU BLISTERING IDIOT!" -- Arturo
"BECAUSE--because...I'm in love with you."--Odo
"BEERWARE": If it works right the 1st time, buy yourself a beer!
"BEWARE!!! If you don't wear it, they'll sag!" Happousai
"BILLS" stands for: Boy I Love to Lose Superbowls.
"BITCH!" --- "Oh, excuse me... Ms. Bitch"
"BITE ME, It's fun!" "No! Crow! NO!"
"BLECCCCHHHHH!!!! I've been KISSED by a dog!" Lucy van Pelt
"BOB was spelling his name; a signature on a demonic self-portrait."
"BOOM BOOM - Out Go The Lights!"
"BOOM! Sooner or later BOOM!!!" - Susan Ivanova
"BOOZE...it's what's for dinner."
"BORG TV: One Channel. Anything else is irrelevent."
"BORRRING!!" - Calvin "But mom, frogs are our *friends*!" - Calvin
"BORRRING!!"--Calvin
"BOTHER!" roared Pooh, pushed beyond his limits
"BOTHER!" said Pooh "I'm in the crap now - epsom salts in my hunny!"
"BOTHER," Pooh screamed, as he became sick of his own tagline
"BOTHER," SAID POOH, AS HE FINALLY READS THE INSTRUCTIONS.
"BOTHER," sprayed Pooh, in 14ft letters across the K-Mart wall
"BRAIN AND BRAIN? WHAT IS BRAIN?" - Kara
"BREAKFAST.COM halted. Cereal port not res
"BROTHER! I didn't think you had the lobes!" - Quark
"BRRRRRRRRPPP!" - Worf "You're excused!" - Troi
"BTW, I tend to ramble on when talking about music." - Diabolus 29A
"BTW, does Jesus know you flame?"
"BUM! Get it? Sounds a bit like...bum really"
"BURGER WAR!!!" - Beavis & Butt-Head
"BURN HER ANYWAY!"
"BURN THE TAPES!!" - Rosebud
"BUT HE HIT ME BACK, FIRST!!!"
"BUT I WANT A TAGLINE! Danny Davids gets them all! Danny's Share"-DDP
"BUTCHER SITS ON MEAT GRINDER - GETS A LITTLE BEHIND IN HIS ORDERS"
"BUUURRRRRRP!" Worf "You're excused!" Troi
"BY THE GODS! I, Quigley, have killed men for less!"
"Ba-bye then." - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
"Baa!" "Baa!" ...I think my RAM is lonely
"Baaaaa!" "Baaaaa!" I think my RAM is lonely.
"Baba Yaga is awake... and she's coming for all of us." -- Straub
"Babble sir? I wasn't aware that I ever -babble- sir."
"Babbling? :) OH, I'm sorry, you meant the taglines.. <g>" - Dire Wolf
"Babies are the enemy of the human race." -- Asimov
"Baby In The Gas Tank" - By Who Pumped Ethel
"Baby can you dig your man?" - Larry Underwood
"Baby ill-conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard"
"Baby needs a new pair of shoes" - Data
"Baby take your teeth out, it'll be fine." -- Frank Zappa
"Baby take your teeth out, try it one time." -- Frank Zappa
"Baby, can you dig your man?"
"Baby, don't look up, the sky is falling" - Tori Amos
"Baby, we know better than to try and pretend..."<Tom Petty>
"Babylon 4? I thought that was destroyed?" Sheridan
"Babylon 5 was on last night." -- TV's Frank
"Babylon Five is a lovely wessel."--Bester
"Back away slowly." Ivanova
"Back down to you, Subterranean Doughy Guys!" -- Mike Nelson
"Back in the 20th century we referred to it as the Tahiti Syndrome."
"Back in the U.S.S.R." - Beatles
"Back in the saddle again." "Shut up, bard."
"Back me up, Anna." --Gen "What, break another nail? Forget it!" --SN
"Back off me, man! I can do eet..."- Ren Hoek
"Back on Earth, I heard things." Frost
"Back on Earth, we have the Laughing Buddah." Sheridan
"Back then everyone drove a boss machine." -- Tom Servo
"Back to DS9 now, 'kay? Afore we gets Orbed. <grin> ' - Anna Steven
"Back to the drudgery that is your life." -- Tom Servo
"Back to the meaning of wolf and man..."- Metallica
"Back to the old electronic brain..." - Marvin
"Back to you, Mitchell..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Back! Back you pink, perfumed peahens from purgatory!!" - Opus
"Backs are out, but uterus's are all right by us." -- Carlin
"Backup Not Found (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame the French ?"
"Backup Not Found (A)ssasinate Bill Gates (R)etry (K)eep trying ?"
"Backup Not Found (G)ive up (H)ave another go (C)ry ?"
"Backups are for wussies!" -Oliver Wendell Jones
"Backward masking for 'Buddy Ebsen has Salmonella'." -- Tom Servo
"Backwards talking am I. Again go there I. Sh*t Oh." - G. Carlin
"Bad Cow Jokes" - by Terry Bull
"Bad FAT" means disk has high cholesterol?
"Bad Money" - by Count R. Fitz
"Bad To The Bone" -- George Thurogood & The Delaware Destroyers
"Bad command or filename, Dave..."
"Bad dates..." -- Sallah
"Bad dog! Leave that wire alone...click...###@*##...NO TERRIER
"Bad knee, gotta run" - Pat Buchanan to his draft board
"Bad marksmanship," the hunter groused. -Roy Bongartz
"Bad move, wearing that much metal, Destroyer!" -- Polarity
"Bad movie? You're soaking in it." -- Crow T. Robot
"Bad movie? You're soaking in it..."
"Bad movie? You're soaking in it..." -- Tom Servo
"Bad movie? You're soaking in it." -- Crow T. Robot
"Bad movie? You're soaking in it..."
"Bad new, Dad. Your polls are way down." - Calvin
"Bad news drives good news out of the media." - Lee Loevinger
"Bad news mom, I sold my soul to the devil." - Calvin
"Bad news, Dad. Your polls are way down." - - Calvin
"Bad news, Mom. I sold my soul to the devil" -Calvin
"Bad news... they want to water-ski..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Bad science drives out good science." -- Gresham's Law
"Bad year Dan"-Freddy Krueger
"Bad, good... I'm the one with the gun."
"Badches? We don't need no steenkin' badches!"
"Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice
"Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice - Bart Simpson's lines
"Bah, Humbug! Don't post 'til next year." - Christmas greeting
"Bah, Humbug!" said Pooh, realizing Christmas was not far off
"Bail and wail, manoeuvre no. 12" - Throttle
"Bajorans and PMS - a lethal combination." - Quark
"Baked beans are off!"
"Baker's Man" - by Patty Cake
"Baldric, why do you have a piece of cheese tied to your nose?
"Baldric, you have the intellectual capacity of a dirty potato."
"Baldrick, define Irony" "It's a little like Goldy ..."
"Baldrick, have you been eating dung again?" -- Blackadder
"Baldrick, this is Molly, an inexpensive prostitute."
"Baldrick, why do you have a piece of cheese tied to your nose?"
"Baldrick, you have the intellectual capacity of a dirty potato."
"Ball's in your court, Joel..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Balls on standby, sir." - Kryten
"Balls" said Pooh, in an attitude a bit more forthright than usual.
"Balls" said the Queen "if I had two, I'd be King"
"Bambi Meets Godzilla!" In Stereo!
"Band on the run" -Paul McCartney & Wings
"Bangs like a privvy door when the plague's in town."
"Bangs like a privy door when the plague's in town." -Black Adder
"Bankers do it with interest (penalty for early withdrawal.)
"Bansai!" shouted Pooh, suicidally diving towards the US carrier
"Baptist, Lutheran, Anglican... you can't even agree among each other!"
"Baptist, Lutheran, Anglican... you can't even agree amoung yourselves!!
"Baptist, Lutheran, Anglicanyou can't even agree among each other!"
"Barehanded. Against the Gorn. I have no chance." Kirk
"Bark At The Moon" -- Ozzy
"Bark at the moon, Isstvan." - Tananda
"Bark! Woof! Froinlaven!" - Jerry Lewis (Animaniacs)
"Bark, woof bark, froinlaven!" - Mr. Director
"Barkeep, please freshen my date." -- Joel Robinson
"Barman, three German beers," said Tom drily.
"Barney = SatanI have proof!" - S.W., SCN-Net
"Barney is my hero!" <<BANG>> @#$#%@ NO CARRIER
"Barney would be a kinder, gentler Gorn." -Rosemary Ighel
"Barney?" - Fox Mulder, guessing at "the most henious force of all"
"Barney?" - Mulder on 'the most heinous force of all'
"Barney?" - Mulder, guessing at "the most henious force of all."
"Barren? Yes, but no one crosses the silver void without our knowledge"
"Barrier is undamaged, Captain." Tuvok
"Barry Young's wardrobe by Victoria's Secret." -- Joel Robinson
"Barry" is not a Borg identification, you are now 3 of 32 billion.
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender -Bart
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender - Bart Simpson's lines
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender -Bart Simpson/Episode 8F06
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender.
"Bart Fargo is: Hard To Watch!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Bart Fargo! Bart Fargo! Bart Fargo! That's hard!" -- Crow
"Bart Fargo?" -- Tom Servo
"Bart, be quiet! Lisa, drink the water!" - Selma
"Bart, don't use the 'Touch of Death' on your sister."
"Bart, stop pestering Satan!"
"Bartender! Get me a beer, and a drink while I'm waiting." - Rasta
"Bartender, I'll have 20, count 'em, TWENTY double martinis."-S.Dallas
"Bartender, I'll have twenty, count 'em, TWENTY double martinis."
"Baseball fever--catch it." -major league baseball promo
"Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical." - Yogi Berra
"Baseball is wrong Man with four balls cannot walk!"
"Baseball's a wonderful game, no matter who's playing." -- Col. Potter
"Baseball? What is this?" - Wormhole creators
"Baseball? What is this?" -- The Entities
"Based on what I know so far, there's nothing I can do." Picard
"Basically, I would be leading them into a trap."- Ro Laren
"Bast! I fold." - Sir Isaac Newton
"Bast" - Cat Goddess, Mother of all Cats.
"Bastards," said Pooh, upon receiving his phone bill
"Batboy, Nightwing... what's a good sidekick name?" - Dick Grayson
"Batboy...NightwingWhat's a good sidekick name?" -- Grayson
"Batchelor Hostage!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Batman? Coming for you? I'm *counting* on it!" - The Riddler
"Bats aren't rodents, Dr. Meridian." - Batman
"Battle Axes" By Tom A. Hawk
"Battle of the Las Vegas crooners..." -- Mike Nelson
"Battle of the Network Has-Beens!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Battle of the Network Stars" should be fought with guns.
"Baud, James Baud." - famous British spy/modemer
"Bay 13? Nobody goes into bay 13." - Garibaldi
"Bay 13? No one goes into Bay 13." Garibaldi
"Baywatch can wait for now, Frank..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Be Careful, Fox!" -Peppy Hare
"Be Good" "I'm Being Good" "Behave" "I'm Being Have"
"Be Sociable - drink with me... Coca-Cola" - 1937
"Be Vewy Vewy Quiet. I'm Assimiwating A Wace.": Fudd Of Borg
"Be Your Best!" - By X. L. Lent
"Be a Crew Slut! It's a way of life....."
"Be a dear and turn the shower massage head on pulsate." -- Servo
"Be a love and try not to get underfoot during the next week." - Hemlock
"Be a true leader of fish and get over it!" - Lawrence Limburger
"Be afraid. Be *very* afraid." - Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
"Be afraid. Be very afraid." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Be afraid. Be very afraid." -- The Warners
"Be afraid. Be very afraid." -- Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Be afraid. Be *very* afraid." - Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
"Be afraid. Be very afraid." -- Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Be afraid... Be VERY afraid..."
"Be all that you can be. Then die." -- Shadow recruitment slogan?
"Be bewy bewy quiet... I'm hunting Womulins." * Elmer
"Be blessed." - Marguerite Kendall "Bite me." - Drew Webber
"Be brave. Be true. Stand." -- Mother Abigail
"Be brief of speech and long on action." Pointblank
"Be calm Kristen"-Kristen
"Be careful and have a good time!" [mother's paradox curse]
"Be careful out there."
"Be careful what you show... and what you don't show." -- Dieter
"Be careful with that saw!" Tom said offhandedly.
"Be careful with that. It'll clear out a whole jungle."
"Be careful, Isis, don't get stepped on." Gary Seven
"Be careful. I *do* tend to take things literally." -- LaCroix
"Be charming to my virus... right
"Be creative, invent a perversion." - Heinlein
"Be creative, invent a perversion." - Lazarus Long
"Be excellent to each other!" -- Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
"Be excellent to each other."
"Be fruitful and multiply, and replenish the earth."
"Be fruitful and multiply. *After* you're married." -- Joel
"Be gentle. It's my first time." - Catwoman
"Be good"? Define "good."
"Be happy while y'er leevin, for y'er a lang time died." Scottish motto.
"Be in your pleasures like the flowers and the bees." -- Gibran
"Be just and fear not." (Be stoned and fear nothing!)
"Be kind to all except Non-Christians and Pro-Choicers" -- Bible
"Be kind to animals, everybody. They're reincarnated relatives."
"Be kind to animals.....Take your Boss to lunch......",,,,,,,,
"Be my brother, or I will kill you." -- Roch, Brujah
"Be nice to gerbil-head!" - Anna Steven (on Neelix)
"Be nice to unattractive people." - Robert Agnew
"Be not deceived by the appearance of things." -- Sidieu, LaSombra
"Be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with good."
"Be not righteous overmuch." -- Ecclesiastes 7:16
"Be on the lookout for two men and a babe!" -- Joel Robinson
"Be original. Say yes. Everyone else says no." -- Martin Riggs
"Be original. Say yes, everyone else says no." -- Riggs
"Be patient, for the world is broad and wide." - William Shakespeare - "Romeo and Juliet"
"Be prepared!" --Scar and Hyenas
"Be prepared, yes?" - Death's Head
"Be quiet Pinky, or I will have to hurt you..."
"Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!" - Monty Python
"Be quiet, Mindy, or I shall have to hurt you." - Brain
"Be seeing you." -- Death
"Be slow of tongue, and quick of eye." -- Miguel de Cervantes
"Be still as a mountain, move like a great river." -Wu Yu-Hsiang
"Be still my heart." Ivanova
"Be strong and true! I love you. Bye!" -- Joel Robinson
"Be sure to make a plate for the narrator." -- Crow T. Robot
"Be sure to worship at the airport of your choice." -- Mike Nelson
"Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar." - Shakespeare
"Be unyielding as the ocean waves and your enemies shall fall." Seaspray
"Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm hunting the Energizer Bunny" - Elmer Fudd
"Be vewwy vewwy quiet..." "Shut Up!" Miles Standish, Animaniacs
"Be vewwy, vewwy quiet! I'm hunting wabbits!"
"Be vewwy, vewwy qwiet. We're hunting Elmers..." - Bugs Bunny & Daffy
"Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting the Energizer Bunny" - E. Fudd
"Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits!" -- Elmer Fudd
"Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting wontime ewows..."
"Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting tagwines!"
"Be ye therefore followers of God, as dear children."
"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people.
"Be...cause...he's...deaf...not...stuuu...pid!" - Wally Careu
"Beach Blanket Sushi!" -- Joel Robinson
"Beam me a FORD Scotty" <Sigh> "I can't afFORD a Beamer"
"Beam me a board Scotty!" "A 2x4, Captain?"
"Beam me a board, Scotty!" !!CLUNK!! "There ye go, Keptin!"
"Beam me a board, Scotty!" <clunk!> "There ye go, Keptin!"
"Beam me a board, Scotty!" - "A 2x4, Sir?"
"Beam me a-board, Scotty." "Aye. Chess or Ironing?"
"Beam me aboard Scotty!" <-> "Will a 2 X 4 do Captain.
"Beam me aboard Scotty, there is no intelligent life here"
"Beam me aboard Scotty." "Will a 2X4 do, Captain?"
"Beam me aboard, Mr. Scott." "Oak or plywood, sir?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty !" - "Aye, sir, will a 2x4 do ?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "A 2x4, sir?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "A 2x4 or a 1x6, Sir?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "A 2x4, sir??"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Aye Sir, a 4x2?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Is a 2x4 okay, sir?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Will a 2 X 4 do Captain?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "A 2x4, sir?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Aye Captain, a 2x4 or a 1x6?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Aye! Will a 2x4 be sufficient?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Aye, Cap'n! Uh, will a two-by-four do?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Aye, Captain. Is a 2x4 okay?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Aye, aye, Sir! Will a 2x4 do?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Sure. Will a 2x10 do?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Will a 2X4 do, Captain?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" <-> "Aye, Capn'... Will a 2 X 4 do?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" <Clunk> "There ye go, Captain!"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" ... "A 2 by 4, sir?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" [-] "Will a 2 X 4 do, Captain?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty" "Is a 2x4 okay, sir?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty." "Aye, 2x4 or 2x6, Sir?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty." "Will a 2X4 do, Captain?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty." "Sure thing, Captain: Will a 2x10 do?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty." "Sure. Will a 2x10 do?"
"Beam me back, Scotty, I like this planet!"
"Beam me up -- it ate my phaser!"
"Beam me up quickly, Scotty. This is NOT the Mens room!"
"Beam me up!" "But I don't have the power....."
"Beam me up, Chief O'Brien, it's only Q down here!"
"Beam me up, Scotty! She says she's...pregnant!"
"Beam me up, Scotty! It ate my phaser!"
"Beam me up, Scotty! She says she's ... pregnant!"
"Beam me up, Scotty! The rabbit just died!"
"Beam me up, Scotty!" - Frohicke, via satellite (Fearful Symetry)
"Beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent aardvarks here"
"Beam me up, Scotty...I think I'm going to PUKE!"
"Beam me up." "Well, sure if you want me to!"
"Beam me up...uh...uh...Spock? What's that guy's name again?"
"Beam us aboard, Scotty!" "Aye, sir, will a 2x4 do?"
"Beans are neither fruit nor musical." - Bart's Board
"Beardy-head!" - Mindy
"Bearing 157 mark 53." Dax "Straight into the wormhole." Kira
"Beat the love of Jesus into them!" -- Mike Nelson
"Beaten out by a guy in a rat suit!" -- Lester
"Beating down the multitudes and scoffing at the wise" -Rush?
"Beating the crap out of Pernell Roberts..." -- Mike Nelson
"Beatle Bailey, The Motion Picture..." -- Tom Servo
"Beatniks? These people aren't even Boatniks!" -- Tom Servo
"Beau knows awkward dancing..." -- Mike Nelson
"Beausoleil, looking at smiles and seeing only grins..."
"Beautiful day, isn't it?" Kirk "Yes. Yes, it is." Picard
"Beautiful is! Chaos too dim is to notice the most of."
"Beautiful plumage, that Tom."
"Beautiful story. Kinda gets you right HERE!" -- Q
"Beautiful! Splash one. Look at the carnage! Haha!" -- Tom Servo
"Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror." -- Gibran
"Beauty is life when life unveils her holy face." -- Gibran
"Beauty is my bidness." - D. Letterman
"Beauty is the lover's gift." -Congreve
"Beauty is transitory. Beauty survives." - Spock and Kirk.
"Beauty is transitory." "Beauty survives." - Spock and Kirk, "That Which Survives"
"Beauty is transitory." - Spock "Beauty survives." - Kirk
"Beauty is truth, truth beauty" Keats
"Beauty provoketh thieves sooner than gold." - Shakespeare
"Beauty...in the dark." Sheridan
"Beavis - he's got the Playboy Channel!" - Butt-Head
"Beavis has a magic Johnson- It disappears into his hand" -Butt-Head
"Beavis is a do-it-yourselfer. Huh huh." "Heh heh. Oh yeah."
"Beavis is not dog food! .. huh uh huh He's worm food!" - Butthead
"Beavis! What is your major malfunction?" - Buzzcut
"Beavis, I'm a little disappointed in you." - Butt-Head
"Beavis, I've seen the top of the mountain, and it is good." - Butthead
"Beavis, are you sure you're ready for this?" - Butt-Head
"Beavis, don't ever take that tone with me!" - Butt-Head
"Beavis, don't you *ever* tell me to shut up." - Butt-Head
"Beavis, we need to start a band. TODAY." - Butt-Head
"Beavis, you gotta get a whiff of this!" - Butt-Head
"Beavis, you stay on that couch!"
"Beavis, you're gonna have like 4 buttholes if you don't shut up!"
"Because I could not stop for Death, he kindly stopped for me."
"Because I don't have a real sword handy." - Timov
"Because I don't say it, don't mean I ain't thinkin' it." -Dave
"Because I kill indiscriminately?" -- Tom Servo
"Because I'm evil, and love is gone. My love is gone." -Danzig
"Because any number is a limit, and perfection doesn't have limits."
"Because he's an ignorant monkey & doesn't know any better." -- Z.B.III
"Because he's holding a thermal detonator!" - C-3PO
"Because in this war, Captain, we need all the chances we can get."
"Because it's always been done that way," is NOT a good reason!
"Because it's there" - James Kirk...
"Because no Changeling has harmed another." Lovok
"Because no matter where you go ... there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai
"Because that's what we do. We're professional botherers." -- Al
"Because the TNG Tech Manual SAYS so!" -Canonhead
"Because the frogs don't listen" -- Crow T. Robot
"Because we're Protestant! And fiercely proud of it!!"
"Because you're black." "You are... He is." Lethal Weapon
"Because, I'd rather feel bad than not feel anything at all."
"Because, my dear Mr. Spock, Rome had no Sun Worshipers." McCoy
"Becausehe'sdeafnotstuuupid!" - Wally Careu
"Become one with what you are. Become one with what you are not."
"Bedeebedeebedee... make it so, folks!" - Porky Picard
"Beefcake season begins today, and I plan on bagging my limit."
"Beefy peanut buster bel grande!" -- Joel Robinson
"Beekeeping" - by A. V. Arry
"Beelzebub the Clown!" -- Tom Servo
"Been a long time since I Rock and Rolled"
"Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true" -Led Zep
"Been down there about five centuries." La Forge
"Been saved again by the garbage truck..." -- Tori Amos
"Been spending most my life living in a Pastime Paradise..."
"Been there, done that, got the T-shirt."
"Been through the desert in a car with no name" -- Crow T. Robot
"Been waiting awhile to meet you, for the chance to shake your hand."
"Beep Beep? Must be Earth humor" - Londo Molari
"Beep beep boop beep boop beep beep." - R2D2
"Beep beep? It *must* be Earth humor..." -- Londo Molari
"Beep beep? Must be Earth humor.." - Londo
"Beep beep? Beep beep!?" Must be Earth humor....." - Londo
"Beep beep? Must be Earth humor....." - Londo
"Beep-beep, Richie." -- The Loser's Club
"Beep? Beep? It must be Earth humour." - Londo Mollari
"Beer Drinkers And Hell Raisers" -- ZZ Top
"Beer, Budweiser, ice cold" - Riker
"Beer, Mr. Peterson?" "Ok, but stop me at 1...well, 1:30."
"Beer, Samuel Adams, cold." - Couch Potato
"Beer. Budweiser. Cold." -- Riker
"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution." - Homer
"Beer/Wine? Wine made from fresh beer?" -- Mike Nelson
"Before combat, it is important to stay warm." Freya
"Before sunrise he's your son." -- Mufasa
"Before sunrise, he's your son."
"Before the Normans?" "Before the humans."
"Before the dark ages, before, the Empire" - Obe Wan
"Before the dark times. Before the Empire." -- Obi Wan Kenobi
"Before they invented action. Or Paula Abdul." -- Crow T. Robot
"Before we begin, is anyone here an investigative reporter?" - Simpsons
"Before you got here, I was a guy." --Tori "/Aaaahhh!/ It's the Evil Toddsite!" --Gen, SN
"Before you louse something up, THIMK!"
"Begging for Mercy: Crawling Cringing Begging Beseeching" - poster
"Begin sterilization." Bashir
"Begin the day with a friendly voice.": Rush
"Behave yourselves, gentlemen." -- Yar
"Behave, or I *won't* spank you!"
"Behind the bushes on the gravelly road." (Jerry)
"Behind the scenes at Easy Rider magazine." -- Crow T. Robot
"Behind those old eyes you hold a 16-year old heart." Vivian Leigh
"Behold! This is the Holy Grail!" -- God
"Behold, the Walls of Jericho." - Peter Warne
"Behold, the case of Kyre Banord!" --Tim
"Behold, the day! Behold, it has come! DOOM has gone out!" - Ez. 7:10
"Behold, the half was not told me." -- 1 Kings 10:7
"Behold, this dreamer cometh." -- Genesis 32:19
"Behold. A gateway to your own past, if you wish." Guardian
"Being an outsider isn't so bad."--Odo
"Being cold is what keeps me alive." - 007 (Golden Eye)
"Being disintegrated makes me ve-ry an-gry!" <huff, huff>
"Being here is a lot like being lost, Arthur." The Tick
"Being pregnant isn't a reason to get married." -- Sam Beckett
"Being rank has it's privileges" - Greasepit
"Being right too soon is socially unacceptable." - Heinlein
"Being with you, it's just one epiphany after another" - Hobbes
"Bejeeses, I'm no good at speeches." Fredric March
"Bela Lugosi's brother Shemp Lugosi"
"Bela is dead and Vampira won't talk." - Ed Wood
"Bela, I have 25 scenes to shoot tonight." - Ed Wood
"Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man." - Thomas Paine
"Believe in the bible?" "Hell no, I've read it."
"Believe it or not, Worf is developing a sense of humor." - Yar
"Believe me, I never meant to shut you out." - Richard Franklin
"Believe me, I wish I weren't." Doctor
"Believe me, I'm honored to be nominated." Bashir
"Believe me, I'm not." Bashir "I thought so." Dax
"Believe me, nothing is trivial!" -- Eric Draven
"Believe me, nothing is trivial!" -- The Crow
"Believe me, nothing's trivial." -Eric Draven
"Believe me, the air is thick with debacle." - Binkley
"Believe me, this will hurt you more than it hurts me." - Duncan
"Believe me...I wish I weren't."--HoloDoc
"Believe what you will, until experience changes your mind." - Delenn
"Believing in yourself improves your aim better than target practice."
"Believing is seeing." -- DiSimoni's Rule of Cognition
"Bell-Bottoms! Who are you? Sammy Davis Jr.?" - Bloom County
"Beltane, tarot cards, mistletoewhaddaya gonna take next? My watch?"
"Ben Hogan recovered his golf ball," said Tom profoundly.
"Ben! Ben!" - Luke
"Ben, why didn't you tell me?" - Luke
"Bend me, Shape me, Anyway you want me."
"Bend over Blackadder it's poker time"
"Bend the rules, Nemesis." Hercules
"Beneath this flabby exterior lies a complete lack of character."
"Benjamin! You know how I hate to be kept waiting!" Kira-2
"Benjamin, it's getting larger!" - Dax
"Benjamin, why is Kira talking to an invisible person called Al?"
"Benjamin, will you *please* stop calling me `Old Man?'" - Dax
"Benji! Don't run out on the high@#%^&(* NO TERRIER
"Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence" -- Time Bandits
"Beowolf?" Tuvok
"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you!" -Hoagie
"Bernie & Max have forgotten what "racing" is." - Nick Hamilton
"Bertie" -Victoria (1819-1901), Queen of England, last word
"Beseech this!" -- Joel Robinson
"Beshrew my heart, but I pity the man." - Shakespeare
"Besides that."
"Besides, Angel may yet help us win this thing." - Paladin
"Besides, I didn't know if 'weenie' had a Y or an I." -- Tim Taylor
"Besides, I don't think we have the room." - Sheridan
"Besides, he's kinda sexy..." - Persephone on Hades
"Besides, it is clearly a bunny rabbit!" - Data
"Besides, it is clearly a chicken." - Data
"Besides, it's no stranger than what you're eating." -- Troi
"Besides, now they're paying me triple." -- Quark
"Besides, they pay me double." -- Quark
"Besides, this may be an opportunity to make a friend." Janeway
"Besides, tribbles have no teeth!" Cyrano Jones
"Besides, you know what a careful guy I am." -- Indiana Jones
"Besides, you look good in a dress." - Riker to Worf
"Best guess, Mr. Sulu." - Kirk
"Best laugh I had all evening." - Ragnell
"Best men are often moulded out of faults." - Shakespeare
"Best not think about it too much, if you ask me." - Bashir
"Bet he wishes he had a life!" -- Joel Robinson
"Bet the camera man got sick" -- Crow T. Robot
"Bet you can't say that three times fast." - Wakko Warner
"Bet you're gay!" - Galahad "No, I'm not!" - Launcelot
"Betcha care now, don'tcha?" -- Tom Servo
"Betrayed by his final thoughts." Bender
"Better Late than never " applies to returning books too.
"Better Living through Blue Wave."
"Better Living through InterMail!"
"Better a known enemy than a forced ally." -Napoleon
"Better an authentic Mammon than a bogus God." -- MacNeice
"Better and better, Mr.Spock." Kirk
"Better be sure." - Jack Napier
"Better cut back on the caffine, my friend." Sheriff Buck
"Better get ready, 'cause we're almost there!"
"Better her then me" - Han Solo
"Better hide your Megadeath albums." - Fox Mulder
"Better is a highly subjective term." - Data
"Better keep the brass monkeys in *tonight*!" -- Col. Henry Blake
"Better know nothing than half-know many things."
"Better late than never!": The single girl's motto
"Better let her go, Sisko. She's all we've got." - Odo
"Better living through Revlon, guys." - Dazzler
"Better lock up the silverware." -- Sisko "I'm on it." -- Odo
"Better make myself look *big*!" -- The Cat
"Better one suffer than a nation grieve." -- Dryden
"Better quit while you're behind, Frank." -- Trapper
"Better than the Wolf? I thought that was a given..."
"Better than those No-Scientist strips" -- Crow T. Robot
"Better than wrestlin'!" - Tor Johnson
"Better than you expected or better than you hoped?" - Dana Scully
"Better things to do with my time, Mr. Tech Support." -- Crow
"Better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool."
"Better to copulate than never." - Lazarus Long
"Better to die a hero than to live a coward." -- Wisetongue
"Better to die a thousand deaths than wound my honor." - Addison
"Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees."
"Better to just buy another one." --Keiichi Nakasato's motto
"Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it"
"Better to throw it out-than throw it in." - Skinny Mitchell
"Better to wrestle with a giant than to lock horns with a Bariaur"
"Better wind up the model again..." -- Tom Servo
"Better yet, I'll kill him. You push the button." -- Dr. Forrester
"Better yet, are you programmed to sing?" - Neelix
"Better" is the death knell for "good enough"
"Better'n those dickweeds on 60 Minutes..." -- Tom Servo
"Better." "Better?" "Better get a bucket.."
"Betty Rubble? Well I would go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma
"Betty, Marv is more excused than you..." -- Mike Nelson
"Between grief and nothing, I will take grief." - Faulkner
"Between our quests, we seek incest and to impersonate Clark Gable..."
"Between the two of us, we'll kill this thing!" Decker
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
"Between you, me, and the grand piano, it wasn't a bad idea." - Potter
"Beulah, peel me a grape."
"Beverly Hills Cop: The slow, white version!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Beverly, the Prime Directive is not just a set of rules." Picard
"Beverly, we've done everything we can!" Picard
"Beverly. May I call you Beverly?" Data
"Beware my power, Green Lantern's Light!"
"Beware of Romulans bearing gifts" - Dr. McCoy
"Beware of Shadows. They move when you're not watching." Sinclair
"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes."
"Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception," - Heinlein
"Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers
"Beware of quantum ducks. Quark! Quark!"
"Beware of the Turd of Altair 7!" -- Tom Servo
"Beware of the man whose god is in the skies" - G.B. Shaw
"Beware of the military-industrial complex." - D. Eisenhower
"Beware of the technological recalicitrants!" - Peter B.
"Beware of the...Oh, NO, ARRGGH!!!"
"Beware of wake turbulence behind departing turtle . . !"
"Beware the Dragon." -ACS Head Sysop
"Beware the Ides of March." - Shakespeare
"Beware the fury of a patient man." -- Dryden
"Beware, little sister. That way lies the Wyrm." -- Jalisha
"Beyond the blue event horizon..."
"Beyond the horizon of the place we lived when we were young" -Floyd
"Beyond the reach of human range - A touch of hell, a drop of strange."
"Beyond your tunnel vision reality fades like shadows into the night"
"Bibbity... bobbity..." - S. Strange, M.D.
"Bible" is pronounced "Buy Bull"
"Bicycle Repair Man! But... how?!?"
"Bicycle Repairman! Thank goodness you've come! Look! It's broken!"
"Bidets don't have a seat to leave up." - Why men like bidets #1
"Biff. Muff. Let me flip one these switches." -- Tom Servo
"Big Daddy Rasta", that's sounds pretty cool!
"Big 7-11 item, provolone." -- Tom Servo
"Big Brother is watching you." -- Orwell
"Big Daddy! Now what makes him so big?" Paul Newman
"Big Dog" "Really Big Dog"
"Big Dog" "Really Big Dog"""Big Fart!" - By Hugh Jass
"Big Dog..." "Really Big Dog..."
"Big Dog..." "Really Big Dog..." - The Tick
"Big John Call IS Santa Claus in `O Little Town of DEATHlehem'!"
"Big Man On Campus" - By A. Letterman
"Big bang took and shook the world, shook down the rising sun."-Rush
"Big blue wobbly thing that mermaids live in." "What's that?" "C".
"Big deal. So we changed our minds." - Terrible Tues
"Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are" -Floyd
"Big moon staring at the World Tonite..."
"Big shot! Big shot! Big shot!"
"Big tough astronaut guy has a princess phone..." -- Tom Servo
"Big-Cats" are hard to train said "one arm" Harry!--jkb
"Big-Cats" can be dangerous said "one arm" Harry!
"Big-Cats" can be trained said "one arm" Harry!
"Bigamy: Only crime where two rites make a wrong." --B Hope
"BigbooTE! TAY! TAY!!!" - John Bigboote
"Bigger Eats Smaller. The Swamp Monster is well within his rights."
"Biggest disaster in US history and they're televising it."
"Biggest gang I know they call the government." - Perry Farrell
"Biggest of all Babylon stations. We need. Needing we take" - Zathras
"Bigomy is non-scriptural. Man cannot serve two masters."
"Bigotry keeps truth safe in its hand with a grip that kills it."
"Bill Clinton is dating Jody Foster" -- Reagan
"Bill Clinton, The Best Argument for the Retroactive Abortion..."
"Bill Gates", or how to erase the National Debt?
"Bill T. Cat for President. A desperate choice for desperate times."
"Bill, strange things are afoot at the Circle K" -Ted Theodore Logan
"Bill, strange things are afoot at the Circle K." -- Ted
"Bill. Bill. Summons. Bill." - Homer goes through the daily mail
"Bill. Bill. Summons. Bill." -bad mail day!
"Billie Jean is not my lover..." - Micheal Jackson
"Billy Carter: The Sequel," starring Roger Clinton!
"Billy's gonna be a `Boil-In-The-Bag' dinner soon!" -- Crow
"Billy's out of the tub. We can dive." -- Tom Servo
"Billy, what's 2+2?" "That's easy! Square Root of 16!"
"Bimbo," said Pooh, as Britteny Spears took the stage
"Bingo, bango, bongo! True story!" - Al
"Bingo, to quote you, you're in deep caca." -- Sam Beckett
"Bingo-bango, sugar in the gastank, ex-husband strikes again."
"Biology as in. Reproduction?" Kirk to Spock
"Biology? As in reproduction?" -- Kirk
"Bioneural circuitry?" Paris
"Biped. Small. Good cranial development." McCoy
"Biplane" ...last words a pilot says before bailing out.
"Birdbrain and birdneck, should get on like a house on fire!"
"Birds fly over the rainbow. Why, oh why can't I?"
"Birds" - by C. Gull
"Bit Decay?!? You say you have Bi+ Decay?"
"Bite Me!" - Count Draculas Wife
"Bite me! Suck me! Make me drink blood!" -- the Vampire motto.
"Bite me!" -- Gypsy
"Bite me, Frodo!" -- TV's Frank
"Bite me, it's fun!" "Crow! No!"
"Bite me, it's fun!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Bite me, it's fun!" --Mystery Science Theater 3000 sticker
"Bite me, pig." - Mimi
"Bite off, dirtball."
"Bite the Wax Tadpole." Original Coca-Cola Chinese
"Bite the Wax Tadpole." Original translation of Coca-Cola into Chinese
"Bite the wax tadpole. " -original Chinese translation of Coca-Cola.
"Bitten, sir, during the night." "Whole leg gone, eh?"
"Bizarre to the point of lunacy."--Arturo
"Bizarre. A sentence fragment. Another fragment." -David Moser
"Black and blue... and who knows which is which and who is who"
"Black arrow! I have saved you to the last!" - Bard, Lord of Dale
"Black blood of the earth." "You mean oil?" "I mean black blood!"
"Black card, Lister, this is a BLACK CARD SITUATION!!!"--Rimmer
"Black card, Lister. Black card." -- Rimmer
"Black racist" is an oxymoron.
"Black wind come carry me far away..." - Sisters of Mercy
"Black" does not equate to "Not Racist"
"Blackened is the end..." -Metallica
"Blackmail's an ugly word."-BJ to Frank. "We prefer extortion."-Hawk
"Blah, blah, blah. Yackety Schmackety."
"Blaine is a pain, and THAT is the truth."-- S. King.
"Blake's gone, son. I'm here." -- Potter to Radar
"Blame is better to give than receive." -- Limbaugh
"Blame is better to give than receive." -Rush: Permanent Waves
"Blame it on the guy who can't speak english." - Homer
"Blame not on stupidity what is best explained by ignorance." - Heinlein
"Blame someone else before they blame you." Nautilator
"Blasphemy. I should cast you out, or smite you or something." -Q
"Blast medicine anyway!" - McCoy
"Blasted government parts." - Lawrence Limburger
"Blasted, forget the manual!" Kirk
"Bleating and babbling I fell on his neck with a scream" -Floyd
"Bleeding Pommy!" --Mary "Yes, I am now, thank you." --Todd, DVP
"Blender rotations per second or something. Whirr, whirr."--Matt C.
"Bless this Holy Hand Grenade and with it smash our enemy to tiny bits!"
"Bless your beautiful hide." -- TV's Frank
"Blessed are the Cheesemakers."
"Blessed are the grease monkeys." -- Joel Robinson
"Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth."
"Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy."
"Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God."
"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt."
"Blessed are those who eat first, for they shall have more stamina".
"Blessed are you among women."
"Blessed be the Body, and health to all of its parts." Spock
"Blessed be the Son!" Septimus "Yes, of course." Kirk
"Blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus."
"Blesss us and splash us, my precioussss!" - Gollum
"Bleugh," said Pooh, as the salmonella took full effect
"Blew a kiss and tried to take it home...." -Stone Temple Pilots
"Blind devotion came, rotting your brain" - Metallica
"Blind faith in anything can get you killed." - B. Springsteen, 1985
"Blind, stupid, simple, doo-da, clueless LUCK!" - Two-Face
"Blindside, you're flickering..." -- Force
"Blindsided by another short." -- Joel Robinson
"Blink and they'll be ghosts. Blink and they'll be gone."
"Blink and they'll be gone. Blink and they'll be dead." -- LaCroix
"Blond hair is so retro." - Elmyra
"Blond on blond on blond on blond." -- Crow
"Blonde hair is so retro." - Elmyra
"Blonde on blonde on blonde on blonde." -- Crow T. Robot
"Blood in the Saddle" by The Kotex Kid
"Blood is thicker than vacuum. But only slightly." -- Ferengi Proverb
"Blood of the Sisters. Rage of the Mother." -- Black Fury
"Blood sample, Chekov! Marrow sample, Chekov!" Chekov
"Blood thins. The body fails." Karidian
"Bloodcurling Tales of Horror and the Macabre"
"Bloodshed!" - Uncle Fester
"Bloody Cardasians! I just got the damn thing fixed!" -- O'Brien
"Bloody Cardasians! I just got the darn thing fixed!"
"Bloody Cardasians!I just got the damn thing fixed!" O'Brien
"Bloody Cardassians -- I just got this damn thing fixed." -- O'Brien
"Bloody Cardassians! I just got the Damn thing fixed."....O'Brien
"Bloody Cardassians! I just got this damn thing fixed."
"Bloody Cardassians.. I just got this damn thing fixed !" - O'Brien
"Bloody hell!" -- O'Brien
"Bloody hell!" said O'Brien as Pooh turned into a Founder
"Bloody peasant!" "Oh, what a give-away!"
"Bloody peasant!" "Ooh, didja hear that? What a giveaway!"
"Bloody potatoes. Next thing you know, they'll be eating them."
"Bloody syndications! We just got this damn thing fixed!"
"Blow the horn! Make everyone get out of our way!" - Calvin
"Blow the lid off the whole bread wholesaling racket." -- Tom Servo
"Blow up the balloons," Tom said airily.
"Blow your dampers!" Scott
"Blowers good, paper baaad..." -- Dana Carvey
"Blowing the Bosun's pipe" gives Clinton's Navy a new meaning.
"Blue Wave doesn't do Swedish!!!" Don Alt, 1994
"Blue Wave v2.20... Well worth the wait!" Don Alt, 8/8/1995
"Blue Wave v2.20... well worth the wait!!" Don Alt, 8 Aug 1995
"Blue Wave! Yes my son, long ago mail was read 1 packet at a time."
"Blue Wave!...... Not Just Another Off-Line Mail System <tm>!"
"Blue Wavers" are folks who love Blue Wave Offline Mail Products!
"Bo shuda." -- Jabba the Hutt
"Bo-" said Pooh, as the Censor cut him off.
"Boarding" in hockey has NOTHING to do with exchange students!
"Boards don't hit back!" - B. Lee
"Boat drinks! I gotta go where it's warm!"
"Bob - oh, Bob... Do I have any openings this man might fit?"
"Bob Dole should've known about dandelion patches." - Opus
"Bob and Carol and Tor and Alice..." -- Joel Robinson
"Bob is everywhere, man. Bob is everywhere." -- Agent Cooper
"Bob it? H*ll, she cut it clean off!" --John Bobbit
"Bob knows *things* about *stuff*!!"
"Bob's BigBORG -- We do it OUR way!"
"Bob's Mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em. Pickup or delivery?"
"Bob-Cats" can be trained said "two finger" Larry!--jkb
"Bob? Gun." <*BLAM*> - The Joker
"Bobby Rydell goes undercover." -- Crow T. Robot
"Bodduh!" said Pooh, We're here to <clap> pump you up!
"Body Talk" -- Ratt
"Body builder by day, Trappist monk by night" -- Crow T. Robot
"Body by Fisher -- brains by Mattel."
"Boing boing cluck boing."
"Boingee, Boingee, Boingee!" - Yakko, Wakko and Dot Warner
"Boingie boingie boingie boingie" -- The Warners
"Boingy boingy boingy boingy..." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Warner
"Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!" -- Yakko, Wakko and Dot
"Boingy, Boingy, Boingy, Boingy!!"
"Boingy, boingy, boingy!" "Oh, yeah? YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED!!!"
"Bold? Well, hell yes it's bold!" -- Mike Nelson
"Boldly going forward because we can't find reverse!"
"Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse!" - Picard
"Boldly going forward, cause we can't find reverse."
"Boli me uvo za sve!"-Vinsent Van Gog
"Bolje da mene seta po krevetu" :)
"Bollo^G^G^Gther", said Pooh, on his VT220 emulator.
"Bollocks!" said Pooh, being more forthright than usual.
"Bomb #20, you're out of the bomb bay again."
"Bomb so nice he dropped it twice!" -- Tom Servo
"Bon Voyage. I've gotta go jump up out of a cake." -- Al
"Bon appe-die!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Bon appite" - 007 (Sean Coonery to piranaha - You Only Live Twice)
"Bon appitite. BITCH"-Freddy Krueger
"Bon joure, mon capitaine. You wanted to see me?" - Q
"Bon soir, my little friends..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Bonanza was never like this..." -- Sam Beckett
"Bond, what do you think you're doing?" "Keeping the British end up sir."
"Bones this man is injured" "Damnit Jim I'm a doctor not a, oh yeah.."
"Bones! It's Jerry Garcia!" "He's dead, Jim. And grateful."
"Bones! That feels wonderful!" "It's head Jim"
"Bones! That! Feels! Wonderful!" "It's head, Jim."
"Bones! I'm dying!" "Damn it, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a...oh, yeah."
"Bones! It's EnsignGoodyear!" " He's tread, Jim."
"Bones! It's Jerry Garcia!" "He's dead, Jim...and grateful."
"Bones! It's Sylvester Stallone in a cop suit!" "He's Dredd, Jim!"
"Bones! That feels wonderful!" "It's head, Jim."
"Bones! What have I done?" - Kirk STVIII "The search for Depends"
"Bones" McCoy, DDS He's DEAD, Jim. Get his ears. - Spock
"Bones, Check Lt. Pillsbury" "He's Toast Jim!"
"Bones, I do believe you're getting grey!" Kirk
"Bones, I know a little place..." Kirk
"Bones, I see a white light." "You're dead Jim."
"Bones, I'm a captain! Not a doctor." -- Kirk
"Bones, I've been a bad boy! Spank me!"
"Bones, Its Ensign Zeppelin!" "He's Led Jim."
"Bones, Sarek will die without that operation." Kirk
"Bones, did you ever hear of a doomsday machine?" Kirk
"Bones, give me a reading." "It appears to be a taglin
"Bones, it's Ensign FullaPb." "He's lead, Jim!"
"Bones, it's Ensign Goodyear!" "He's tread, Jim."
"Bones, it's Ensign Ketchup!" "He's red Jim".
"Bones, this man is dying." "Blast it Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a- oh"
"Bones, who's that guy with the scythe?" "He's Death, Jim."
"Bones, you know who that is?" Kirk
"Bones. It wasn't your fault. Bones. Bones." Kirk
"Bones. Stay with her. Do what you can." Kirk
"Bones?" "Yes, Captain?" "I shouldn't have chewed you out."
"Bones?" - Yakko "Dammit Yakko, I'm a doctor, not a magician!" - Bones
"Bonesthere's a 'thing' out there!"
"Bonk! Bonk on the head!" -- Mike Nelson
"Bonk-bonk! On the head! Bonk-bonk!"
"Boo!" - The Crow
"Book yourself, Dano!" -- Tom Servo
"Bookowordies=Another word for Thesaurus"
"Books will speak plain when counsellors blanch." -- Bacon
"Books, like people, are too loud when dropped." -- Worf
"Books?" Who reads "books?" ... All I read are QWK paks & Taglines!
"Boom boom, bang bang, lie down you're dead" -Pink Floyd
"Boom shabba-labba, boom shabba-labba, hey there hey there" - Ivanova
"Boom, shabalaba, hey there, hey there..." Ivanova
"Boom, shabalabalaba, Boom, shabalabalaba!" Ivanova
"Boom, shabalabalaba..." - Ivanova
"Boom, sooner or later, BOOM!!!" Ivanova
"Boom. Boom boom boom. Boom boom." -- Ivanova
"Boom. Boom-boom-boom. Boom, boom, BOOM!"--Ivanova
"Boom. Boom. BoomBoomBoom. Boom! Have a nice day." - Babylon5
"Boomerangs and kangaroos everywhere, can't have that!" Mallory
"Boomerangs and kangaroos everywhere. Can't have that!" -- Quinn
"Boop Boop Bee Boop!" - Betty Boop
"Boop Boop Bee Boop" - Marilyn Monroe
"Boop boop be doop." -- Betty Boop
"Boop boop bee boop." - M. Monroe
"Boost the confinement beam, please." Data to Barklay
"Boot to the head!" *THUD* "Ow!!! You booted me in the head!"
"Bootheels clocked up the hallway toward him." - The Stand
"Booze and jammies don't mix!" -- Mike Nelson
"Booze is good food."
"Booze still heals!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Bordem is the highest mental state." * Einstein
"Bored, bored, bored." "Nail, nail, nail."
"Boredom is the curse of immortality." - Cormac McCardle
"Boredom is the highest mental state." -- Einstein
"Borg ship has broken pursuit." Barnaby
"Borg! Unh! Good God, y'all! What is it good for?"
"Borg..Where? I Don't see any...@&*%#$@!
"Borg? I don't see any &)*^$ NO CARRIER
"Borg? I don't see any B%^&# NO CARRIER
"BorgBorgBorg!" - The Swedish Chef of Borg.
"BorgDOS: Irrelevant command or filename"
"Borgs having an affair with androids..." on the next Oprah.
"Boring conversation anyway." -- Han Solo
"Boris the Spider..." - The Who
"Born again? Excuse me for NOT getting it right the first time!"
"Born free, enslaved by church and state."
"Born from the dark, in the black cloak of night." -Megadeth
"Born to be Kings! We're the Princes of the Universe!"
"Born with a silver foot in his mouth." -- Ann Richards on George Bush
"Born with wings of light and a sword of faith" -- Serra Angel
"Bosnia is free," said Tom acerbically.
"Boss Jim Geddes? Missus Miller? Karen Valentine?" -- TV's Frank
"Boss's always in a good mood when the heroin arrives." -- Nelson
"Boss, their dumpster was *full*!" -- George the Janitor
"Boss, today I got in on time, to make up for being out yesterday."
"Botany Bay... Botany Bay?!?...oh, no!" -- Chekov
"Botany BayBotany Bay! Oh, no!" -- Chekov
"Both**?/bnmj", said @F, as someone blew his head off
"Both.." said Pooh, as the guillotine came down
"Both...<splat>," said Pooh, as someone blew his brains out
"Bothe, said Pooh, as the Hundred-Acre Woods was annexed by SMURFS
"Bothe^$%^&%NO CARRIER" said Pooh as his modem blew up
"Bothel," signed Po-oh, in Chinese Sign Language
"Bother !" cried Pooh, after he spoke the Lords name backwards.
"Bother Said Pooh 'cos he only had 4 megs
"Bother long and prosper! - Pooh the Vulcan
"Bother said Pooh - and fed the pidgeons to the cat
"Bother said Pooh as @TOFIRST@ fondled him
"Bother said Pooh as @TOFIRST@ replied to his message
"Bother said Pooh as O.J. Simpson ran him over in A Ford Bronco
"Bother said Pooh as he deleted Windows
"Bother said Pooh as he realized that he said f*ck in fido
"Bother said Pooh as he set up a claymore
"Bother said Pooh, as he looked for the accessible bathroom
"Bother said Pooh, as he looked for the handicapped parking space
"Bother said Pooh, as he looked for the wheelchair entrance
"Bother said Pooh, as the Fax Modem said No Carrier
"Bother said Pooh, from his wheelchair as he looked for an accessible bathroom
"Bother said Pooh, from his wheelchair, as he looked for a curb cut
"Bother said Pooh,from his wheelchair,looking4an accessible bathroom
"Bother that damned bird!" said Pooh, as he went to kill Owl
"Bother! I didn't think you had the lobes!" -- Quark
"Bother! said @F, as he got splattered all over the Taglines
"Bother! said Pooh, as he put the coffee in the microwave.
"Bother! said Pooh, this Tagline is revolting.
"Bother! worried Pooh, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted another dupe.
"Bother!" "Bother!" said Pooh's twin.
"Bother!" - Pooh
"Bother!" A Pooh poo.
"Bother!" Bother! said Pooh's twin.
"Bother!" Said @F, and twited his moderator
"Bother!" Said Pooh, "I need a sauce for piglet."
"Bother!" Said Pooh, and twited his moderator.
"Bother!" Said Pooh, as the virus ate his hard disk
"Bother!" aid @F, as he crossed-dressed for Christopher
"Bother!" cried Pooh, after he pushed The Button to start Armageddon.
"Bother!" cried Pooh, as he sold Eyore to the glue factory
"Bother!" cried Pooh, as he spoke the Lord's name backwards
"Bother!" gagged Pooh, gazing at @FN@'s yeast infection
"Bother!" howled Pooh, when Piglet put Tasbasco Sauce in the KY Jelly
"Bother!" said %N as %A threw the airlock switch
"Bother!" said @F and deleted his entire message base
"Bother!" said @F and garotted another passing proletariat
"Bother!" said @F and hid Piglet's corpse
"Bother!" said @F as Christopher Robin pleaded to be spanked again
"Bother!" said @F as Han Solo asked for more money
"Bother!" said @F as Piglet took his modem away from him
"Bother!" said @F as he cut his initials in the snow
"Bother!" said @F as he deleted his source code
"Bother!" said @F as he developed crabs
"Bother!" said @F as he drank Roo's blood
"Bother!" said @F as he drew a Dragon's Fang on Rabbit's door
"Bother!" said @F as he erased his hard drive data
"Bother!" said @F as he fell into the Water Closet
"Bother!" said @F as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader
"Bother!" said @F as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's
"Bother!" said @F as he learned that his symbiont detested hunny
"Bother!" said @F as he lit the end of the gas-soaked rag
"Bother!" said @F as he looked at his genealogy
"Bother!" said @F as he misquoted the druidic Spell of Making
"Bother!" said @F as he shot A.A. Milne for being a git
"Bother!" said @F as he tapped out a false distress signal
"Bother!" said @F as he torched the forest
"Bother!" said @F as he transcended this plane
"Bother!" said @F as he tried to install OS/2. (For the tenth time.)
"Bother!" said @F as he tried to install Windows
"Bother!" said @F as he tried to uninstall WARP
"Bother!" said @F as he turned the launch key
"Bother!" said @F as he turned to the Dark Side
"Bother!" said @F as he twitted his moderator
"Bother!" said @F as he uncovered a hive of Smurfs
"Bother!" said @F as he underwent aversion therapy
"Bother!" said @F as he waded through a feminist linguistic polemic
"Bother!" said @F as the Ewoks stole his honey pot
"Bother!" said @F as the FBI came knocking
"Bother!" said @F as the French Nuclear Testing blew his head off
"Bother!" said @F as the Rangers won the Stanley Cup
"Bother!" said @F as the Stormtroopers caught him
"Bother!" said @F as the Vogons destroyed Earth
"Bother!" said @F as the wind blew the smoke from his gun barrel
"Bother!" said @F locking his photon torpedoes on the USS Heffalump
"Bother!" said @F nailing Eeyore's tail onto Owl's feathered fanny
"Bother!" said @F reaching around Owl's waist to adjust his condom
"Bother!" said @F sending in a team from the S.A.S
"Bother!" said @F staring for hours at Rabbit's CD-ROM GIF library
"Bother!" said @F stuffing Piglet's lifeless corspe into a dustbin
"Bother!" said @F taking the last hit from his grass
"Bother!" said @F then he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder
"Bother!" said @F this Tagline is revolting
"Bother!" said @F tossing his empty Guinness bottle into a dustbin
"Bother!" said @F when he couldn't think of a tagline
"Bother!" said @F when he shot a preemie
"Bother!" said @F, "I need a sauce for piglet."
"Bother!" said @F, "I only wanted to *stun* Tigger."
"Bother!" said @F, "this Martini was stirred, not shaken."
"Bother!" said @F, We better nuke 'em from orbit
"Bother!" said @F, after not recording 'Eastenders'
"Bother!" said @F, and called in an air strike
"Bother!" said @F, and carved Eeyore's name in the black candle
"Bother!" said @F, and deleted C:\DOS\*.*
"Bother!" said @F, and deleted his source code
"Bother!" said @F, and drew his .45 and shot the intruder
"Bother!" said @F, and erased his message base
"Bother!" said @F, and garroted another passing proletariat
"Bother!" said @F, and he twit filtered his moderator
"Bother!" said @F, and hit his reset switch
"Bother!" said @F, and inhaled
"Bother!" said @F, and launched a Maverick
"Bother!" said @F, and pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier
"Bother!" said @F, and pulled the yellow handles
"Bother!" said @F, and reinstalled Tag-O-Matic
"Bother!" said @F, and twitted Ben Grey
"Bother!" said @F, and twitted Chris Miller
"Bother!" said @F, and twitted Kwisatz Haderach
"Bother!" said @F, and twitted Ray Oliver
"Bother!" said @F, and twitted Sean Sixsmith
"Bother!" said @F, as Bert posted again
"Bother!" said @F, as Cthulhu emerged from the darkness
"Bother!" said @F, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot
"Bother!" said @F, as Kwisatz Haderach ran to him with his pants down
"Bother!" said @F, as Lorena Bobbitt tied him to the bed
"Bother!" said @F, as Naiman wrought terrible revenge upon him
"Bother!" said @F, as Picard demoted him to Ensign
"Bother!" said @F, as Piglet stepped on the land mine
"Bother!" said @F, as Piglet tried to cast Fireball
"Bother!" said @F, as Piglet whipped him with ZiViding crop
"Bother!" said @F, as Q destroyed the universe
"Bother!" said @F, as Quark cheated him
"Bother!" said @F, as Quark showed him the Ferengi print
"Bother!" said @F, as Rabbit pushed him off the speeding train
"Bother!" said @F, as Ro Laren kicked him in the crotch
"Bother!" said @F, as Rob replied to Gibson's message
"Bother!" said @F, as Wakko tried to come up with a new Gookie
"Bother!" said @F, as he backed up onto the wrong tape
"Bother!" said @F, as he began transferring his taglines to T-Matic
"Bother!" said @F, as he blew up the Enterprise
"Bother!" said @F, as he broke the last seal
"Bother!" said @F, as he built a glove with knives for fingers
"Bother!" said @F, as he bumped into Barney
"Bother!" said @F, as he carved Eeyore's name into the black candle
"Bother!" said @F, as he dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax
"Bother!" said @F, as he fell into the tiger pit
"Bother!" said @F, as he felt Vader's presence
"Bother!" said @F, as he fired on the UN commandos
"Bother!" said @F, as he fought off three dragons
"Bother!" said @F, as he found out his symbiont hated hunny
"Bother!" said @F, as he got two Dot Warner POGs in the same pack
"Bother!" said @F, as he hid Piglet's corpse
"Bother!" said @F, as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's
"Bother!" said @F, as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna.amin
"Bother!" said @F, as he loaded his last round
"Bother!" said @F, as he lost again at "Quarks Place"
"Bother!" said @F, as he lost another game of strip poker
"Bother!" said @F, as he lost antimatter containment
"Bother!" said @F, as he lost at Dabo again
"Bother!" said @F, as he lost in TIE Fighter
"Bother!" said @F, as he made a mask out of Piglet's skin
"Bother!" said @F, as he made yet another ham sandwich
"Bother!" said @F, as he missed Sailor Moon again
"Bother!" said @F, as he mixed the lime with the coconut
"Bother!" said @F, as he mounted Piglet
"Bother!" said @F, as he named the Dark One
"Bother!" said @F, as he played with the Cynobite's puzzle box
"Bother!" said @F, as he puked on Christopher Robin
"Bother!" said @F, as he realized that logic really WAS a tweeting
"Bother!" said @F, as he shot Kwisatz Haderach for being a git
"Bother!" said @F, as he signed the pact
"Bother!" said @F, as he sold Eeyore to the glue factory
"Bother!" said @F, as he stepped into the acceleration chamber
"Bother!" said @F, as he stomped Barney's ass into jello
"Bother!" said @F, as he stood up to his waist in a cow pat
"Bother!" said @F, as he struggled with his zipper
"Bother!" said @F, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness
"Bother!" said @F, as he swallowed the 'lit' stick of dynamite
"Bother!" said @F, as he tried to install OS/2
"Bother!" said @F, as he tripped over the sleeping Dragon's tail
"Bother!" said @F, as he twitted Mother Nature
"Bother!" said @F, as realized that Rabbit was indeed Chaotic Evil
"Bother!" said A. A. Milne, as he pooh poohed Disney.
"Bother!" said Bones to Captain Kirk.
"Bother!" said Capt. Pooh, as antimatter containment was lost.
"Bother!" said Chicken Boo, as his Pooh disguise came off.
"Bother!" said Cmdr. Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign.
"Bother!" said Eeyore, as he smiled and kicked Pooh's butt.
"Bother!" said Lt. Pooh, as Armus the oil slick killed him.
"Bother!" said Odo, as Pooh ran out and vaporized him.
"Bother!" said Odo, as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother!" said Pooh & reached for the reset button.
"Bother!" said Pooh and called in an air strike.
"Bother!" said Pooh and carved Eeyore's name in the black candle.
"Bother!" said Pooh and deleted C:\DOS\*.*.
"Bother!" said Pooh and deleted his entire message base.
"Bother!" said Pooh and drew his .45 and shot the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh and filed suit.
"Bother!" said Pooh and garotted another passing proletariat.
"Bother!" said Pooh and hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother!" said Pooh and hit his reset switch.
"Bother!" said Pooh and inhaled.
"Bother!" said Pooh and launched a Maverick.
"Bother!" said Pooh and launched a salvo from his MLRS
"Bother!" said Pooh and nuked Iraq!
"Bother!" said Pooh and pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier.
"Bother!" said Pooh and pulled the detonator killing the dictator.
"Bother!" said Pooh and put a fresh magazine in his Glok
"Bother!" said Pooh and reloaded the shotgun.
"Bother!" said Pooh and the warp core breached.
"Bother!" said Pooh and transcended this plane.
"Bother!" said Pooh and turned the launch key.
"Bother!" said Pooh and twitted the moderator.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Alderaan exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Beavis and Butthead roasted Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Beverly's hair changed color yet again.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Chewbakka ripped him in half.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Christopher Robin pleaded to be spanked again.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Cthulhu emerged from the darkness
"Bother!" said Pooh as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Ford pulled out the Electronic Thumb.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Freddy used his body to kill Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Han Solo asked for more money.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Hannibal ate his liver with a nice Chianti.
"Bother!" said Pooh as JMS threw him out an airlock
"Bother!" said Pooh as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Kai Opaka gripped his earlobe.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Kanga gave birth to a monster.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as King Tut's curse claimed him as a victim.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Klingons beamed into the 100 Acre Wood.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Londo plotted against him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Lorena Bobbitt tied him to the bed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Lwaxana began giving him Oomox.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Naiman wrought terrible revenge upon him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Patton slapped him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet became possessed by a demon.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet came back from the dead.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet pulled out the Anal Intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet refused to give him some Pooh-tang.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet stepped on the land mine.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet took his modem away from him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet tried to cast fireball.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet whipped him with the riding crop.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Q destroyed the universe.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Quark cheated him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Rabbit pushed him off the speeding train.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Ro Laren kicked him in the crotch.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Satan laid his soul to waste.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Satan pointed out the fine print.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Sheridan stuffed him in an airlock
"Bother!" said Pooh as Soran destroyed the nearby sun.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Vader choked Piglet with the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Vader cut off his right paw.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Vader killed Obi Wan.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Vader sent bounty hunters after him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Vader stopped him from killing the Emperor.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Windows swapped out again.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Yoda told him of another Pooh.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Ziggy's circuits failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as a SuperTruck rammed into Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as a vole stole his honey
"Bother!" said Pooh as gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he >S*W*I*P*E*D< a better tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he assembled the Grand Grimoire.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he awakened Tiamet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he backed into a squad car.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he backed up onto the wrong tape.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he built a glove with knives for fingers.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he bumped into Barney.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he buried Piglet next to Roo.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he called in an air strike.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he carved Eeyore's name into the black candle.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he centered the cross hairs on Tigger.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he chambered a round.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he changed history.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he composed Roo's ransom note.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he converted the hunting rifle to automatic fire.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he couldn't think of a Tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he cross-dressed for Christopher Robin.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he cut his initials in the snow.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he cut open a Tauntaun.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he declared his horse a Senator.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he deleted UNIX from his machine.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he deleted his hard drive data.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he deleted his message base.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he deleted his source code.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he developed crabs.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he died for the 5th time in DOOM!
"Bother!" said Pooh as he drank Roo's blood.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he drank his fifth Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he drew a Dragon's Fang on Rabbit's door.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he dropped another white rhino.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he dropped his bombs.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he dropped the razor on his gonads.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he drove the Ka-Bar home again.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he erased his hard drive data.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he failed another melee combat roll.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he failed to appease the gods.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he failed to lift the X-wing with the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he fed the intruder to an alligator.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he fell into the Water Closet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he fell into the nitric acid bath.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he fell into the tiger pit.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he fell off the prostitute.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he felt Vader's presence.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he felt a disturbance in the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he finished shooting up.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he fished his diskettes out of the honey jar.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he forgot which Tagline he was going to use.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he forked over 20,000 New Yen for a bribe.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he fought off three dragons.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found Earl in his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found Piglet in bed with Eeyore.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found he'd used a dirty needle.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found out his symbiont hated huuny.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found that a 19mm Willmerdinger unit would.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found that he had VD.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found that he had genital warts.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found that he had gonorrhea.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found that he had herpes.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found the smack contained talc.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he gained the First Power.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he got cattle-prodded in the groin.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he got splattered all over the Taglines.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he got trapped in the printer.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he gunned down yet another drooling Fanboy.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he had Eeyore for dinner.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he harpooned Flipper.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he heard his Doc Wagon band go off.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he informed on Christopher Robin to the CIA.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he inserted the suppository.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he kicked the gamer into a pit.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he lay back and lit Piglet's cigarette.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he leaped through time.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he learned that his symbiont detested hunny.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he lit the end of the gas-soaked rag.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he loaded another clip into his Uzi.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he loaded his last round.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he lobbed a grenade at the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he looked at his genealogy.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he lost again at `Quarks Place'.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he lost another game of strip poker.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he lost at Dabo again.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he lost in TIE Fighter.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he made a mask out of Piglet's skin.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he made yet another ham sandwich.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he misquoted the druidic Spell of Making.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he mounted Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he nuked Iraq.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he opened a gate to Hell.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he opened his America Online bill.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he placed the message in the wrong conference.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he played with the Cynobite's puzzle box.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he poured grease onto the interstate.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he puked on Christopher Robin.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he pulled out his .45 and shot the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he pulled the Tribble from his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he pulled the cat off his face.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he pushed The Button to start Armageddon.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he put Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he put on the hockey mask and started the saw.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he put right what once went wrong.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he put the coffee in the microwave
"Bother!" said Pooh as he put the message in the wrong conference.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he put the money under Kanga's pillow.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he quietly hid Piglet's body away.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he ran Doublespace.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he ran out of KY jelly.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he ran out of dilithium crystals.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he ran out of taglines.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he reached for the reset button.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he read Gravis Support's latest offering.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he read alt.fan.bill-gates
"Bother!" said Pooh as he read the Generations script.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he read yet another 'Pooh' Tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he realized he didn't fit ANY demographics.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he realized he was a red shirt. <<ZAP>>
"Bother!" said Pooh as he realized that his Visor was a hair barrette.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he realized that logic really WAS a tweeting.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he received his CompuServe bill.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he reloaded his AK-47.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he ripped his ring piece.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he rolled over into the wet spot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he rose from the grave.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he saw Lorena Bobbitt drive up.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he saw his friends dressed in black robes.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he saw the mushroom cloud.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he saw yet another Pooh Tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he scrambled his partition table.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he screwed up X-wing TOD 1/4 yet again.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he sent away for an inflatable Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he shot A.A. Milne for being a git.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he shot another Spotted Owl.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he shot that bird in the wing.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he shot the Imperial drone.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he shot the sheriff.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he signed the pact.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he slaughtered innocent Jawas.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he slipped his date a Purple Microdot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he sold Eyore to the glue factory.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he started up Norton Utilities.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he stepped into the acceleration chamber.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he struggled with his Tagline dupes.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he struggled with his condom.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he struggled with the computer's reset button.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he stuffed Piglet's corpse into a trash bag.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he suffered the `Heartbreak of Psoriasis'.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he sunk his twelfth Guinness.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he swallowed the mucus in lumps.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he tapped out a false distress signal.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he tied Kanga down, sport.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he tied Piglet to the bed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he took his torn trousers to Garak's shop.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he torched the forest.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he transcended this plane.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he tried to install OS/2. (For the tenth time.)
"Bother!" said Pooh as he tried to install Windows.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he tried to learn COBOL
"Bother!" said Pooh as he tried to uninstall WARP.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he turned into a bat.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he turned the launch key
"Bother!" said Pooh as he turned to the Dark Side.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he twitted his moderator.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he uncovered a hive of Smurfs.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he underwent aversion therapy.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he unloaded his Aries Predator on Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he used up the last of his dodge pool.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he violated Eeyore.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he waded through a feminist linguistic polemic.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was assimilated by the Borg.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was bitten by his date's living bra.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was butchered for his paws and liver.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was captured by Nazi Smurf commandos.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was caught playing with himself.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was defenestrated on the twentieth floor.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was forced to watch Babylon 5.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was forced to watch Shades of Gray.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was frozen in carbonite.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was given another bad script.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was hit by the heat ray.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was served to the Klingons as the main dish.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he watched his 830mb drive slowly format itself.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he went blotchy from that time with Eeyore.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he wiped the vomit from his chin.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he wished everyone a Happy Pearl Harbor day.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he wondered why he bothered to answer.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he wrestled with the moderator.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he yanked the guillotine's lanyard.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he yawned so hard he lost Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his Ben-wah balls broke.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his LAN manager went downhill.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his SIN number failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his Tie-fighter smashed into an asteriod.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his X-wing exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his batteries died just moments before climax.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his bungee cord broke.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his buttocks caught fire.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his cable gun jammed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his combat drone exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his condom ripped.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his credstick deleted itself.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his friends left him alone to die.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his head exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his latest beta program crashed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his light saber went out.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his mind ran out of taglines to use
"Bother!" said Pooh as his phaser overloaded.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his plastic love doll exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his rectum exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his regeneration failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his saw ran out of gas.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his scanners detected a Romulan war bird.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his ship failed to jump to light speed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his torpedoes missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his weapons systems failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as millions of voices cried out and went silent.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the AIDS test came back positive.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the AT-AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Borg assimilated him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Cardassians ripped off his head and
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Daleks exterminated him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Emperor electrocuted him with the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Enterprise exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Ewoks stole his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the FBI came knocking.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the FBI knocked on his door.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Facehugger impregnated him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the French Nuclear Testing blew his head off.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Judge turns another one free.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Klingons decloaked.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Messerschmidt strafed him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Rangers won the Stanley Cup.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall ate Owl.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Redhead refused to whip him again!
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Stormtroopers caught him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the VCR ate his favorite porno tape.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Vogons destroyed Earth.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the batteries died in his blaster.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the cable system messed with his channels.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the flames swallowed his card collection.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the moderator sent him a PVT note.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the moderator swung his club.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the others burned him at the stake.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the pin fell out the grenade.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the police closed in.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the pus dribbled out his nose.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the shuttlebay decompressed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the vice squad took his .GIF files
"Bother!" said Pooh as the war bird decloaked.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the warp core breached.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the wind blew the smoke from his gun barrel.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the writers killed off his character.
"Bother!" said Pooh as they all gathered for an orgy.
"Bother!" said Pooh from his fighter, lost deep in hyperspace.
"Bother!" said Pooh in an attempt to compose a scintillating tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh locking his photon torpedoes on the USS Heffalump.
"Bother!" said Pooh nailing Eeyore's tail onto Owl's feathered fanny.
"Bother!" said Pooh pulling the Tribble from his hunny pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh reaching around Owl's waist to adjust his condom.
"Bother!" said Pooh sending in a team from the S.A.S.
"Bother!" said Pooh staring for hours at Rabbit's CD-ROM GIF library.
"Bother!" said Pooh stuffing Piglet's lifeless corspe into a dustbin.
"Bother!" said Pooh taking the last hit from his grass.
"Bother!" said Pooh then he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh this Tagline is revolting.
"Bother!" said Pooh tossing his empty Guinness bottle into a dustbin.
"Bother!" said Pooh when Gerry agreed with him
"Bother!" said Pooh when Tigger came out of the closet.
"Bother!" said Pooh when he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh when he found that Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll.
"Bother!" said Pooh when he found that the Tagline would not fi...
"Bother!" said Pooh when he mixed up the Ben-Gay and the K-Y Jelly
"Bother!" said Pooh when he saw another Pooh Tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh when he shot a preemie.
"Bother!" said Pooh when the Alien thingie popped out of his chest.
"Bother!" said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are barbecuing Barney!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, "I need a honey glaze for Piglet."
"Bother!" said Pooh, "I need a sauce for piglet."
"Bother!" said Pooh, "I only wanted to *stun* Tigger."
"Bother!" said Pooh, "I'm just a sweet transvestite."
"Bother!" said Pooh, "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, "It's your husband and he has a gun."
"Bother!" said Pooh, "Lock phasers on that heffalump!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, "We better nuke 'em from orbit."
"Bother!" said Pooh, "_I'm_ Brian of Nazareth!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, "all I wanted was an espresso!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, "am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer?"
"Bother!" said Pooh, "this Martini was stirred, not shaken."
"Bother!" said Pooh, "this Tagline is revolting."
"Bother!" said Pooh, "we're here to <clap> pump you up!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, "who filled my Hunny jar with Crazy-Glue?"
"Bother!" said Pooh, Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!
"Bother!" said Pooh, Getting caught with his knickers down.
"Bother!" said Pooh, I need a sauce for piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, I only wanted to *stun* Tigger.
"Bother!" said Pooh, I'm just a sweet transvestite
"Bother!" said Pooh, It's your husband and he has a gun.
"Bother!" said Pooh, We better nuke 'em from orbit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, We're here to <clap> pump you up!
"Bother!" said Pooh, _I'm_ Brian of Nazareth!
"Bother!" said Pooh, after getting the 25th AOL disk, TH1S 1SN"T KEWL!
"Bother!" said Pooh, after he spoke the Lord's name backward.
"Bother!" said Pooh, after his third password attempt failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, after not recording 'Eastenders'.
"Bother!" said Pooh, am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer?
"Bother!" said Pooh, and called in an air strike.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and carved Eeyore's name in the black candle.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted 35 AOLer "Me Too" posts.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted C:\DOS.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted UNIX from his machine.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted his WAD files.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted his entire message base.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted his source code.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted the entire message base
"Bother!" said Pooh, and drew his .45 and shot the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and erased his message base.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and filed suit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and garotted another passing proletarian
"Bother!" said Pooh, and he twit filtered his moderator.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and hit his reset switch.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and inhaled
"Bother!" said Pooh, and inhaled. <*STONED*>
"Bother!" said Pooh, and installed WINDOWS 95.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and launched a Maverick.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and launched a salvo from his MLRS
"Bother!" said Pooh, and loaded up Rise of the Triad.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and nuked Iraq!
"Bother!" said Pooh, and opened fire.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and promptly vanished.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and pulled out his .45 and shot the UN soldier.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and pulled the detonator killing the dictator.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and pulled the yellow handles.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and put a fresh magazine in his Glock.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and put a pin in the Piglet doll.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and reinstalled DOOM.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and reinstalled TAG-X PRO Tag-X Pro v1.10.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and robbed Tigger at gunpoint
"Bother!" said Pooh, and smacked Piglet for not paying.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and the warp core breached.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and then deleted his message base.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and then deleted his source code
"Bother!" said Pooh, and then he pulled his .45 and shot the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and transcended this plane.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and turned the launch key.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Aaron Springer.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Ben Grey
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Chris Miller.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Kwisatz Haderach.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Macgyver.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Orville.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Ray Oliver.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Sean Sixsmith
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted his Moderator
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted his Sysop.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted the (HI-ASCII) moderator
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted the moderator.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and wished everyone a Happy Pearl Harbor day.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as @N fondled him
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Al disappeared through the Door.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Al made a sexist remark.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Alderaan exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Beavis and Butthead roasted Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Beavis and Butthead torched him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Bert posted again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Beverly got hit by a disruptor blast
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Beverly's hair changed color yet again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Breughal sold him to the Body Bank.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Bryce Lynch rammed him into the barrier arm.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Chewbakka ripped him in half.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin dropped his pants
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pleaded to be spanked again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pushed him under a truck.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin vanished from the echo.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Cthulhu emerged from the darkness
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Curzon kissed him on the head.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Dark Helmut captured him again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Deanna Troi sensed he was hiding something.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Dot kissed him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Edison Carter interviewed him live and direct.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Eeyore missed another period.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Eeyore mounted him from behind.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Ford pulled out the Electronic Thumb.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Freddy used his body to kill Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Garak told an obvious lie.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Geordi found a NEW problem.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Han asked for more money.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Hannibal ate his liver with a nice Chianti.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Jem'Hadar slid into the Hundred Acre Wood.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Julius Caesar said, "Et tu Poohte?"
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kai Opaka gripped his earlobe.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kanga gave birth to a monster.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as King Tut's curse claimed him as a victim.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kirk gave him a red shirt.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Klingons beamed into the 100 Acre Wood.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kwisatz Haderach ran to him with his pants down.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kwisatz butchered him for his paws and liver.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kwisatz gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Lavos screamed at him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Leia stepped on him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Londo plotted against him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Lorena Bobbitt tied him to the bed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Lorena Bobbitt waved a knife in front of him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Lursa and B'Etor conceived his children.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Lwaxana began giving him Oomox.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as MacLeod disconnected his head.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Macgyver butchered him for his paws and liver.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Macgyver gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Macgyver posted again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Macgyver ran to him with his pants down.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Macgyver wrought terrible revenge upon him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Micro Machines failed to run on his Nintendo.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Mr. McAdow gave him a demerit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Mulder and Scully rushed in, guns drawn.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as NBC cancelled Star Trek.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Naiman wrought terrible revenge upon him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Neuromancer flatlined him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Odo collapsed in his lap.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Odo morphed into several shades of purple.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Odo ordered him off the Promenade.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Patton slapped him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet acquired all four Railroads.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet became possessed by a demon.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet came back from the dead.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet had just bought a Macintosh...
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet pulled out the Anal Intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet refused to give him some Pooh-tang.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet sacrified him to Cthulhu.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet stepped on the land mine.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet stole his pocket money at knifepoint.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet tried to cast Fireball.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet whipped him with ZiViding crop
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Q destroyed the universe.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Quark cheated him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Quark showed him the Ferengi print.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Rabbit pushed him off the speeding train.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Ro Laren kicked him in the crotch.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Rob replied to Gibson's message.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Satan laid his soul to waste.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Satan pointed out the small print.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Scotty beamed him up.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Sheridan decompressed the airlock.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Soran destroyed the nearby sun.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Spock called him illogical.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Sub-Zero ripped his spine out.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Superman died of kryptonite poisoning.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Tammy Potash banned him from TerokNor for life.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as The Circle set back diplomacy 100 years
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Tigger became the Real Drag Queen
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Tigger came out of the closet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Tigger turned out to be a changeling.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Trelane aimed his pistol at him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Trollocs came pouring out of the woods.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Vader choked Piglet with the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Vader cut off his right paw.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Vader gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Vader killed Obi Wan.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Vader sent bounty hunters after him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Vader stopped him from killing the Emperor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Vulcans stole his homework.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Wakko ate his honey.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Wakko tried to come up with a new Gookie.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Will Riker attempted to mate with him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Winn started foaming at the mouth.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Wintermute flatlined him
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Worf growled.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Yakko anvilled him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Yoda told him of another Pooh.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Ziggy's circuits failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as a SuperTruck rammed into Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as a concealed handgun shot him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as a vole stole his honey
"Bother!" said Pooh, as a woozle bit his bottom.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as auxillary control blew up.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he >S*W*I*P*E*D< a better tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he assembled the Grand Grimoire.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he awakened Tiamet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he backed into a squad car.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he backed up onto the wrong tape.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he began transferring his taglines to @VER@
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he began transferring his taglines to Tag-X Pro
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he blew away half of the 100 Acre Woods.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he blew up the Enterprise.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he broke the last seal.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he built a glove with knives for fingers.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he bumped into Barney.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he buried Piglet next to Roo.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he called for his brother.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he called forth a demon.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he called in an air strike.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he came all over little Roo.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he carved Eeyore's name in a black candle
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he centered the cross hairs on Tigger.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered a round.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he changed a Barney clone into an AOLerKEWL!!!
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he changed history.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he composed Roo's ransom note.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he couldn't think of a Tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he cross-dressed for Christopher Robin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he cut and paste the ransom demand.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he cut his initials in the snow.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he cut open a Tauntaun.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he declared his horse a Senator.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he deleted 35 AOLer `Me Too' posts.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he deleted UNIX from his machine.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he deleted Win95 and re-installed DOS 6.22
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he deleted his hard drive.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he deleted his message base.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he deleted his source code.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he descended down to Shayol Ghul.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he destroyed the evidence.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he developed crabs.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he died for the 5th time in DOOM!
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he died in a pool of blood.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he discovered the insidious Alien Plot
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he donned his ninja uniformand went to kill Owl.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he drank Roo's blood.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he drank his fifth Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he drew a Dragon's Fang on Rabbits door.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he drew the Glock.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he drop a bloody glove in his honeytree
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he dropped another white rhino.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he dropped his bombs.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he dropped his suppository.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he dropped the razor on his gonads.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he drove down the interstate in a white bronco
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he drove the Ka-Bar home again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he engaged his cloaking device.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he entered the Badlands.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he erased his hard drive
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he evicted the aged widow on Christmas Eve.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he failed another melee combat roll.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he failed to appease the gods.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he failed to lift the X-wing with the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he failed to reach Nirvana.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he falsified his income tax return.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fed his cat to his dog.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fed the intruder to an alligator.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell into the W.C.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell into the spinblades.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell off the prostitute.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he felt Vader's presence.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he felt a disturbance in the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he filed suit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he finished editing Jeffrey Dahmer's cookbook.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he finished shooting up.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he finished the last line of cocaine.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fired on the UN commandos
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fished his diskettes out of the honey jar.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he floored it, and outran the state trooper!
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he forged Necheyev's suicide note.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he forgot which Tagline he was going to use.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he forked over 20,000 New Yen for a bribe.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fought off three dragons.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found Earl in his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found Piglet in bed with Eeyore.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found a 19mm Willmerdinger unit would DO IT.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found a politician in his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found he'd used a dirty needle.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated honey.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found that a 19mm Willmerdinger unit would.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found that he had AIDS.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found that he had genital warts.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found that he had gonorrhea.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found that he had herpes.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found the smack contained talc.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fried Piglet for breakfast.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he gained the First Power.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he garroted another passing proletariat.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he gave Ted Kennedy another driving lesson.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he got a bill from the IRS.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he got cattle-prodded in the groin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he got kicked off yet another echo.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he got splattered all over the Taglines.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he got trapped in the printer
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he got two Dot Warner POGs in the same pack.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he got up for another brewski.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he gouged out both eyes with a spoon.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he gunned down yet another drooling FanBoy.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he had Eeyore for dinner.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he had Fluffosuction.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he harpooned Flipper.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he heard his Doc Wagon band go off.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid Tigger's corpse with Roo's.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hit his reset switch
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he infected the Indians blankets.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he informed on Christopher Robin to the CIA.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he inhaled.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he inserted the suppository.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he kicked the gamer into a pit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he launched a Maverick.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he launched a salvo from his MLRS.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he launched the nuclear warheads.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he lay back and lit Piglet's cigarette.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he leaped through time.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he learned that his symbiont detested hunny.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he lit the end of the gas-soaked rag.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he loaded another clip into his UZI.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he loaded his last round.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he lobbed a grenade at the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he looked into the face of the Myrddraal.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he lost again at "Quarks Place".
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he lost another game of strip poker.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he lost antimatter containment.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he lost at Dabo again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he lost in TIE Fighter.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he made a mask out of Piglet's skin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he made yet another ham sandwich.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he misquoted the druidic Spell of Making.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he missed Sailor Moon again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he mixed the lime with the coconut.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he mounted Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he named the Dark One.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he nuked Iraq.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he opened a gate to Hell.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ordered Mr. Worf to fire all phasers.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he paid $5 extra for 'teddy' style.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he parked O.J.'s white Bronco.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he placed the message in the wrong conference.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he played with the Cynobite's puzzle box.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he poured grease onto the interstate.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he promptly vanished.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he puked all over Christopher Robin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pulled a Tribble from a honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pulled out his .45 and shot the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pulled the 5rd AOLer out of his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pulled the Tribble from his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pulled the yellow handles.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pushed The Button to start Armageddon.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put on his asbestos suit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put on the Helm of Alignment Scrambling.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put on the hockey mask and started the saw.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put right what once went wrong.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put the coffee in the microwave.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put the message in the wrong conference.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put the money under Kanga's pillow.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he quietly hid Piglet's body away.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he raised his veil and grabbed his spear.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran C3PO through the trash compacter.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran Doublespace.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran into the Archvile.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran out of KY jelly.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran out of Taglines.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran out of ammo.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran out of cigarettes.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran out of dilithium crystals.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran out of lighter fluid.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran the red light.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he reached for Saidin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he reached for the flamethrower.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he reached for the reset button.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he read Gravis Support's latest offering.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he read alt.aol-sucks. AOL SUCKS B1G T1ME!!!
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he read alt.fan.bill-gates -- Cool Programs! :-)
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he read the Generations script.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he read yet another Pooh tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realised that his VISOR was a hair barrette.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realised there was no toilet paper
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realized he didn't fit ANY demographics.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realized he was a red shirt. <<ZAP>>
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realized that Ferengi sell fuel by the US.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realized that Rabbit was indeed Chaotic Evil.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realized that his Visor was a hair barrette.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realized that logic really WAS a tweeting.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he received his America Online bill.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he received his CompuServe bill
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he regenerated into Colin Baker.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he reloaded his AK-47.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he reverted to his liquid state.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ripped his ring piece.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ripped the fabric of Time and Space.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he rolled over and lit Kwisatz's cigarette.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he rolled over into the wet spot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he rose from the grave.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he saw Lorena Bobbitt drive up.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he saw another message from New Jersey.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he saw his Human friends skyclad.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he saw his friends dressed in black robes.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he saw the bondage marks on his wrists.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he scrambled his partition table.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he screwed up X-Wing TOD 1/4 yet again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he seduced Christopher Robin's mother.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he sent away for an inflatable Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he set his phaser on kill.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shared his pain with Sybok.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot A.A. Milne for being a git.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot Kwisatz Haderach for being a git.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot Rabbit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot another Spotted Owl.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot his concealed handgun into a crowd.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot that bird in the wing.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot the Emperical Drone.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot the sheriff.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he signed the pact.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he slashed the ambulance's tires.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he slaughtered innocent Jawas.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he slid into another Earth.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he slid on the wet echo floor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he slipped his date a Purple Microdot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he slipped the traffic cop $10.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he sniffed the tube of glue.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he sold Eeyore to the glue factory.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he stared into the Myrddraal's face.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he started to install Windows.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he started up Norton Utilities.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he stepped into the acceleration chamber.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he stepped into the particle accelerator.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he stepped on the cat's tail.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he stomped Barney's ass into jello
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he strafed the lifeboats.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he struggled with his Tagline dupes.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he struggled with the computer's reset button.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he stuck his finger in the light socket.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he stuffed Piglet's corpse into a trash bag.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he sucked the life out of Tigger.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he suffered the 'Heartbreak of Psoriasis'.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he swallowed the mucus in lumps.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he switched between Animaniacs and Star Trek.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he swore an oath on the Oath Rod.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tapped his Neurostim Bracelet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tapped out a false distress signal.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he testified O.J. was with him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tied Kanga down, sport.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tied Piglet to the Wheel of Misfortune.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tied Piglet to the bed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he took aim from behind the grassy knoll.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he took his torn trousers to Garak's shop.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he torched the forest.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he transcended this plane.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tried on his new Rooskin coat.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2. (For the tenth time.)
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tried to install Windows'95
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tried to learn COBOL
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tried to uninstall WARP.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tripped over the sleeping Dragon's tail.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he turned into a bat.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he turned the launch key
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he turned to the Dark Side.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he twitted Mother Nature.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he twitted his moderator.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he uncovered a hive of Smurfs.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he underwent aversion therapy.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he unloaded his Aries Predator on Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he used up the last of his dodge pool.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he violated Eeyore.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he violated the Bosnian cease-fire.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he waded through a feminist linguistic polemic
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was arrested for non-support.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was assimilated by the Borg.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was bitten by a rabid bear.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was bitten by his date's living bra.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was butchered for his paws and liver.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was captured by Nazi Smurf commandos.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was caught playing with himself.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was defenestrated on the twentieth floor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was diagnosed with the Haderach Virus.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was forced to watch Babylon 5.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was forced to watch Shades of Gray.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was frozen in carbonite.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was given another bad script.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was hit by the heat ray.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was molested by Barney.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was served to the Klingons as the main dish.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was sodomized by Barney.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was struck by a meteor and lightning.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was thrown 70,000 light years from home.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he watched Power Rangers bound to a chair.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he watched his 830mb drive slowly format itself.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he watched yet another Hip Hippos cartoon.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he went blotchy from that time with Eeyore.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he went to kill Owl.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he wiped the vomit from his chin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he wished everyone a Happy Pearl Harbor day.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he wondered why he bothered to answer.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he wrestled with the moderator.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he wrung out his lambskin condoms to dry.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he yanked out the guillotine's lanyar
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he yawned so hard he lost Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his Ben-wah balls broke.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his Ben-wah balls shattered.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his LAN manager went downhill.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his SIN number failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his Stinger locked onto the 747.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his Sysop locked him out of the system.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his TIE fighter smashed into an asteriod.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his VCR ate a Babylon 5 tape.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his VCR ate his favorite porno tape.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his VCR ate his only Ranma 1/2 tape.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his X-wing exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his account was deleted by the Sysop.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his batteries died just moments before climax.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his blow up love doll exploded
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his brain was sucked out.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his bungee cord broke.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his buttocks caught fire.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his cable gun jammed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his combat drone exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his condom ripped.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his credstick deleted itself.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his espresso machine blew up in his face
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his friends left him alone to die.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his head exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his hemorrhoids flared.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his latest beta crashed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his light saber went out.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his motorcycle left the ground.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his phaser overloaded.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his plastic love doll exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his rectum exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his regeneration failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his rubber woman sprung a leak.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his runabout entered the Badlands.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his saw ran out of gas.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his scanners detected a Romulan war bird.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his ship failed to jump to light speed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his starship disintegrated.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his starship encountered a temporal rift.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his toilet backfired while he was sitting on it
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his torpedoes missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his warp core breached!
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his weapons systems failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as millions of voices cried out and went silent.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as nuclear war broke out.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as one of the Forsaken appeared in his dreams.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as racked up another frag.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as ran C3PO through the trash compactor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as realized that Rabbit was indeed Chaotic Evil
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the 4-Iron struck him soundly in the groin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the AIDS test came back positive.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the AT-AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Big Time Bus ran him over.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Borg assimilated him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Borg pumped bio-chips into him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Cardassians ripped off his head and
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Cardassians tortured him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Daleks exterminated him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Death Star landed in his backyard.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Draghkar tried to slip him the tongue.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the EPA closed the honey factory.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Emperor electrocuted him with the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Enterprise exploded again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Ewoks stole his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the FBI came knocking.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Facehugger impregnated him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the IRS seized his ass...ets.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Judge turned another one free.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Kazons discovered hair mousse.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Klingons decloaked.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Klingons opened fire.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the LAPD beat him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Millenium Falcon blasted his Star Destroyer.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Na'ka'leen feeder consumed him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Rangers won the Stanley Cup.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall ate Owl.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Red Ajah captured him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Romulan Warbird uncloaked.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Shadows decimated his homeworld.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Sharom exploded into black fire.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Stormtroopers caught him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Swat Team closed in.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Tribbles made him *itch* like mad.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Tribbles rained down on him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the VCR ate his favorite porno tape.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Vogon began to read.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Vogons destroyed Earth.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Y2K bug bit him on the bum
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the alien burst from his chest.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the atomic blast consumed him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the batteries died in his blaster.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the bungee cord broke.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the cable system messed with his channels.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the condom came away in his hand.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the feds took his videotapes and guns.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the flames swallowed his card collection.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the jumja stick stuck to his hand.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the leghold trap snapped shut on his ankle.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the mob burned another book.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the moderator Orbed him for being off-topic.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the moderator locked him out of the echo.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the moderator sent him NetMail.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the moderator sent him a PVT note.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the moderator swung his club.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the others burned him at the stake.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the pin fell out of the grenade.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the plot device was used again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the police closed in.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the pus dribbled out his nose.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the raptor shook him by the throat.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the shuttle bay decompressed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the spaceships landed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the sun's ultraviolet light burned off his fur
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the thin ice broke beneath him
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the trip-wire clicked.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the tsunami hit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the vice squad took his .GIF files
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the war bird decloaked.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the warp core breached.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the wind blew the smoke from his gun barrel.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the witch hunters tied him to the stake
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the writers killed off his character.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as they all gathered for an orgy.
"Bother!" said Pooh, celebrating solstice with candles.
"Bother!" said Pooh, deleting his QWK packet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, discovering he was anatomically incorrect.
"Bother!" said Pooh, dropping a rock in his crackpipe..
"Bother!" said Pooh, finding that Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll.
"Bother!" said Pooh, for no apparent reason.
"Bother!" said Pooh, hawking 'Saturday Night Specials' in the ghetto.
"Bother!" said Pooh, helplessly.
"Bother!" said Pooh, in an attempt to compose a scintillating tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh, joining AOLers. "1'M NOW TYP1NG KEWL STUFF//!!!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, joining Rick Godbee in making excuses.
"Bother!" said Pooh, locking his photon torpedoes on the USS Heffalump.
"Bother!" said Pooh, lying, "Yes, I'll respect you in the morning."
"Bother!" said Pooh, nailing Eeyore's tail onto Owl's feathered fanny.
"Bother!" said Pooh, noticing the hooker's weeping sores
"Bother!" said Pooh, one last time, as the Earth fell into the sun.
"Bother!" said Pooh, pulling the Tribble from his hunny pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, punching holes in another shipment of condoms.
"Bother!" said Pooh, reaching around Owl's waist to adjust his condom.
"Bother!" said Pooh, realizing the game required an SVGA monitor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, seeing that Animaniacs was cancelled.
"Bother!" said Pooh, sending in a team from the S.A.S.
"Bother!" said Pooh, staring for hours at Rabbit's CD-ROM GIF library.
"Bother!" said Pooh, stuffing Piglet's lifeless corpse into a dustbin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, sweating over a hot computer.
"Bother!" said Pooh, sweating over a hot redhead!
"Bother!" said Pooh, taking the last hit from his grass.
"Bother!" said Pooh, then he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh, this Martini was stirred, not shaken.
"Bother!" said Pooh, this tagline is revolting.
"Bother!" said Pooh, tossing his empty Guinness bottle into a dustbin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when Tigger came out of the closet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he discovered weavils in the coffee jar
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he found Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he found that the Tagline would not fi
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he found the shop only had decaf left
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he mixed up the Ben-Gay and the K-Y Jelly
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he saw another Pooh Tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he shot a preemie.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when his microwave exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when the Alien thingie popped out of his chest.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when the red dot appeared on his chest.
"Bother!" said Pooh, wishing he had a nose like a Bajoran.
"Bother!" said Pooh,"Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!"
"Bother!" said Pooh,"I need a sauce for piglet."
"Bother!" said Pooh,"I only wanted to *stun* Tigger."
"Bother!" said Pooh,"It's your husband and he has a gun."
"Bother!" said Pooh,"We better nuke 'em from orbit."
"Bother!" said Pooh,"_I'm_ Brian of Nazareth!"
"Bother!" said Pooh,"am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer?"
"Bother!" said Pooh,"this Martini was stirred, not shaken."
"Bother!" said Pooh-card, as all his fur fell out.
"Bother!" said Pooh. "Lock phasers on that heffalump!"
"Bother!" said Poohas he parked O.J.'s white Bonco.
"Bother!" said a time-traveling Pooh, as he killed his own mother.
"Bother!" said the *Tagline Addict*, "The Header is missing!"
"Bother!" said the Borg, "we assimilated a Pooh."
"Bother!" said the Borg, as they assimilated Winnie the Pooh
"Bother!" said the Borg,"we assimilated a Pooh."
"Bother!" said the Moderator to Pooh, &$&^%NO CARRIER
"Bother!" sais Pooh as he put on the Helm of Alignment Scrambling.
"Bother!" screamed Pooh, as Godzilla's foot descended
"Bother!" screamed Pooh, as Worf cut him to ribbons
"Bother!" screamed Pooh, as his mind snapped
"Bother!" she said as she deleted 40MB of taglines.
"Bother!" signed Pooh, in Chinese sign language.
"Bother!" squealed Pooh, as Dracula tore out his jugular
"Bother!" twittered Pooh as the FBI came knocking.
"Bother!" worried Pooh, as Eeyore missed another period.
"Bother!" worried Pooh, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted another dupe.
"Bother!""Bother!" said Pooh's twin.
"Bother!", Said Pooh, and twitted his moderator.
"Bother!", said Pooh
"Bother!", said Pooh as the flames swallowed his card collection.
"Bother!", said Pooh, after being rejected to be a surrogate mother
"Bother!", said Pooh, and called in an air strike.
"Bother!", said Pooh, and deleted his message base
"Bother!", said Pooh, and inhaled.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as Buchanan bulldozed the queers
"Bother!", said Pooh, as Buchanan closed the borders
"Bother!", said Pooh, as Buchanan penetrated his bum
"Bother!", said Pooh, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as Klingons ran past his Promenade shop again
"Bother!", said Pooh, as he deported Buchanan to North Ireland
"Bother!", said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as he loaded his last round.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as he puked on Christopher Robin.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as he wiped the vomit from his chin.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as the French Nuclear Testing blew his head off.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as the police closed in.
"Bother!", said Pooh, vomiting up the gagh.
"Bother!"said Pooh as he centered the cross hairs on Tigger.
"Bother!' said Pooh, as he stomped Barney's butt to Jello.
"Bother!' said Pooh, dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax.
"Bother!, said Pooh, and crushed his radio
"Bother!?" squealed Pooh as the UFO's tractor beams seized him
"Bother" said @F as Windows crashed for the umpteenth time
"Bother" said @F as the Devil crossed Death
"Bother" said @F as the Klingons decloaked
"Bother" said @F when the ATF confiscated his X - rated GIF files. *
"Bother" said @F when the Alien thingie popped out of his chest
"Bother" said Capt. Pooh, as antimatter containment was lost.
"Bother" said Cmdr. Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign.
"Bother" said POOH as French soldiers smashed his camera.
"Bother" said POOH as Marvin spoke to him again.
"Bother" said POOH as Smurfette got dressed.
"Bother" said POOH as VSE revealed a missing limb
"Bother" said POOH as he drank the bong water.
"Bother" said POOH as he entered the Doomsday Codes.
"Bother" said POOH as he found his smack had talc in it !
"Bother" said POOH as he lubricated his paw.
"Bother" said POOH as he put the gun in his mouth.
"Bother" said POOH as he repotted his Aspidistra.
"Bother" said POOH as he saved vs poison.
"Bother" said POOH as he stepped on a Funnelweb.
"Bother" said POOH as he was eviserated by the Power(tm)Rangers.
"Bother" said POOH as he was sodomised by Mr Squiggle.
"Bother" said POOH as the Hundred Acre Woods were annexed by SMURFS
"Bother" said POOH, often.
"Bother" said POOH, releasing the hounds.
"Bother" said POOH, reloading.
"Bother" said Pooh It's your husband and he has a gun.
"Bother" said Pooh after he pushed Humpty Dumpty.
"Bother" said Pooh after his third password attempt failed.
"Bother" said Pooh and deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Bother" said Pooh and erased his message base.
"Bother" said Pooh and hid Piglet's corpse
"Bother" said Pooh and inhaled.
"Bother" said Pooh and shot Owl with his .357
"Bother" said Pooh and smacked Piglet for not paying up..
"Bother" said Pooh as "Critical" error was displayed
"Bother" said Pooh as "Formating Drive C" appeared on the screen
"Bother" said Pooh as 5,000 Whitecloaks topped the hill.
"Bother" said Pooh as Beavis kicked him in the gnads.
"Bother" said Pooh as Bill Clinton promised to lower taxes
"Bother" said Pooh as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.
"Bother" said Pooh as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt.
"Bother" said Pooh as Piglet acquired all four Railway stations
"Bother" said Pooh as Piglet finished the last of his whiskey
"Bother" said Pooh as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods.
"Bother" said Pooh as Piglet struck a match in the gas spillage
"Bother" said Pooh as Rahvin obliterated Piglet with Balefire.
"Bother" said Pooh as Sharon approached
"Bother" said Pooh as Trollocs came pouring out of the woods.
"Bother" said Pooh as Vader gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother" said Pooh as William Tell sneezed
"Bother" said Pooh as Yoda told him of another Pooh.
"Bother" said Pooh as four blondes approached
"Bother" said Pooh as he >SWIPED< a better tagline.
"Bother" said Pooh as he approached terminal velocity
"Bother" said Pooh as he assembled the Grand Grimoire.
"Bother" said Pooh as he backed up onto the wrong tape
"Bother" said Pooh as he broke the last Seal.
"Bother" said Pooh as he caught the grenade
"Bother" said Pooh as he conducted forty gigavolts
"Bother" said Pooh as he cut and paste the ransom demand.
"Bother" said Pooh as he descended down to Shayol Ghul.
"Bother" said Pooh as he digested the razor blade in the apple
"Bother" said Pooh as he drank his fifth Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
"Bother" said Pooh as he drank his twelfth Guinness.
"Bother" said Pooh as he drew a Dragon's Fang on Rabbit's door.
"Bother" said Pooh as he dropped the nitroglycerine
"Bother" said Pooh as he ejaculated prematurely
"Bother" said Pooh as he erased his hard drive
"Bother" said Pooh as he failed another melee combat roll.
"Bother" said Pooh as he failed his roll, save vs poison.
"Bother" said Pooh as he fell into the cauldron of glue
"Bother" said Pooh as he fell into the liquid iron ore crucible
"Bother" said Pooh as he fell into the tiger pit.
"Bother" said Pooh as he fell off the prostitute.
"Bother" said Pooh as he fell off the tightrope
"Bother" said Pooh as he felt a disturbance in the Force.
"Bother" said Pooh as he finished the bottle and tasted the poison
"Bother" said Pooh as he fought off three dragons.
"Bother" said Pooh as he found he'd used a dirty needle.
"Bother" said Pooh as he found out his symbiont hated hunny.
"Bother" said Pooh as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader.
"Bother" said Pooh as he found the hook in the fish he had swallowed
"Bother" said Pooh as he got trapped in the printer
"Bother" said Pooh as he gouged out both eyes with a spoon
"Bother" said Pooh as he grabbed the wrong end of the heated forge tongs
"Bother" said Pooh as he gunned down yet another drooling Fanboy.
"Bother" said Pooh as he had a head-on collision
"Bother" said Pooh as he handcuffed Piglet to the bed.
"Bother" said Pooh as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's.
"Bother" said Pooh as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot.
"Bother" said Pooh as he inhaled the tablecloth
"Bother" said Pooh as he leaped through time.
"Bother" said Pooh as he licked the cheese on the mousetrap
"Bother" said Pooh as he loaded another clip into his Uzi.
"Bother" said Pooh as he look into the face of the Myrddraal.
"Bother" said Pooh as he nibbled on himself
"Bother" said Pooh as he passed into the cow's fourth stomach
"Bother" said Pooh as he pierced his tongue
"Bother" said Pooh as he pulled a tribble from his honey.
"Bother" said Pooh as he pulled the cat off his face
"Bother" said Pooh as he pulled the tribble from his honeypot.
"Bother" said Pooh as he put the message in the wrong conference.
"Bother" said Pooh as he raised his veil and grabbed his spear.
"Bother" said Pooh as he ran the rapids in an air mattress
"Bother" said Pooh as he reached down to get the soap
"Bother" said Pooh as he reached for Saidin.
"Bother" said Pooh as he reached for the reset button.
"Bother" said Pooh as he read his Compuserve bill.
"Bother" said Pooh as he read the Generations script.
"Bother" said Pooh as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon.
"Bother" said Pooh as he realized he had been pointing the gun the wrong
"Bother" said Pooh as he realized he was a red shirt. <<ZAP>>
"Bother" said Pooh as he realized he was drunk
"Bother" said Pooh as he realized he'd been issued a one-way ticket
"Bother" said Pooh as he realized that the bus driver was crazy
"Bother" said Pooh as he realized the TV control was a bomb detonator
"Bother" said Pooh as he received his Compuserve bill
"Bother" said Pooh as he refused the blindfold.
"Bother" said Pooh as he regained consciousness on the autopsy table
"Bother" said Pooh as he rejoined the circle of life at the bottom
"Bother" said Pooh as he released the Balefire.
"Bother" said Pooh as he remembered getting stoned with Bill Clinton.
"Bother" said Pooh as he said "Bother".
"Bother" said Pooh as he sat on the firecracker
"Bother" said Pooh as he saw Ms. Bobbit drive up.
"Bother" said Pooh as he saw his life flash before him
"Bother" said Pooh as he scrambled his partition table.
"Bother" said Pooh as he shook hands with the leper
"Bother" said Pooh as he slipped and fell down the mine shaft
"Bother" said Pooh as he slipped his date a mickey.
"Bother" said Pooh as he slit his wrists
"Bother" said Pooh as he smashed a beer bottle over piglet's head
"Bother" said Pooh as he smoked a joint and his head exploded
"Bother" said Pooh as he spontaneously combusted
"Bother" said Pooh as he started up Norton Utilities.
"Bother" said Pooh as he stepped on the land mine
"Bother" said Pooh as he sunk his twelfth Guinness
"Bother" said Pooh as he swallowed a grenade
"Bother" said Pooh as he swallowed his mouthpiece
"Bother" said Pooh as he swallowed the Coke can
"Bother" said Pooh as he swore an oath on the Oath Rod.
"Bother" said Pooh as he swung from the gallows beside Piglet
"Bother" said Pooh as he testified he was with O.J.
"Bother" said Pooh as he touched a live wire
"Bother" said Pooh as he twitted his moderator.
"Bother" said Pooh as he was blinded
"Bother" said Pooh as he was caught playing with himself.
"Bother" said Pooh as he was encased in wet concrete
"Bother" said Pooh as he was faxed to Holland
"Bother" said Pooh as he was given a tour of the Lion's stomach
"Bother" said Pooh as he was reborn as an amoeba
"Bother" said Pooh as he was sacrificed
"Bother" said Pooh as he was sucked into the jet engine
"Bother" said Pooh as he was surrounded by 13 Aes Sedai.
"Bother" said Pooh as he was torched by a BFG9000 in DOOM II
"Bother" said Pooh as he was trapped in the airtight vault
"Bother" said Pooh as he was tricked into a game of Maiden's Kiss.
"Bother" said Pooh as he watch his 830mb drive slowly format itself.
"Bother" said Pooh as he went over the falls
"Bother" said Pooh as he wiped the vomit from his chin.
"Bother" said Pooh as his Moniter blew up in his face
"Bother" said Pooh as his airbag popped
"Bother" said Pooh as his barrel reached the top of the falls
"Bother" said Pooh as his batteries died just moments before climax.
"Bother" said Pooh as his bungie cord broke.
"Bother" said Pooh as his computer crashed
"Bother" said Pooh as his fur turned gray and he began losing his memory
"Bother" said Pooh as his hand became snagged in the wringer
"Bother" said Pooh as his head was sewn back on
"Bother" said Pooh as his last piece of cereal crawled away
"Bother" said Pooh as his network froze
"Bother" said Pooh as his scanners detected a Romulan war bird.
"Bother" said Pooh as his striped necktie woke and strangled him
"Bother" said Pooh as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother" said Pooh as it was his turn to play Russian Roulette
"Bother" said Pooh as millions of voices cried out and went silent.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Borg pumped bio-chips into him.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Cardassians tortured him.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Death Star shot him down
"Bother" said Pooh as the Devil crossed Death.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Draghkar tried to slip him the tounge.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Klingons decloaked.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Red Ajah captured him.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Shadows decimated his homeworld
"Bother" said Pooh as the Texan flushed the toilet
"Bother" said Pooh as the White Star dived towards the Hundred Acre Wood
"Bother" said Pooh as the axe missed the log and sank into his foot
"Bother" said Pooh as the brake cables snapped on the Alaska highway
"Bother" said Pooh as the bull impaled him on his horns
"Bother" said Pooh as the bull noticed his red T-shirt
"Bother" said Pooh as the crazed dentist started the drill
"Bother" said Pooh as the dirigible popped
"Bother" said Pooh as the doctor amputated the wrong leg
"Bother" said Pooh as the elastic in his trousers gave way
"Bother" said Pooh as the fan reversed direction and sucked him in
"Bother" said Pooh as the fire fed on his arm
"Bother" said Pooh as the firing squad took aim
"Bother" said Pooh as the guillotine blade fell
"Bother" said Pooh as the hippopotamus' breath knocked him out cold
"Bother" said Pooh as the leeches sucked him dry
"Bother" said Pooh as the lumberjack chopped down his hunny tree
"Bother" said Pooh as the mosquitos carried him away
"Bother" said Pooh as the mountain he was climbing suddenly erupted
"Bother" said Pooh as the nuclear waste mutated his teeth into fangs
"Bother" said Pooh as the oncoming trucker had an epilleptic fit
"Bother" said Pooh as the parasite ate it's way into his brain
"Bother" said Pooh as the pentecostal healer grew him a third arm
"Bother" said Pooh as the piranhas nibbled his eyes out
"Bother" said Pooh as the plane jettisoned both wings
"Bother" said Pooh as the plane jettisoned third class
"Bother" said Pooh as the prunes began their work
"Bother" said Pooh as the rip cord came away in his hand
"Bother" said Pooh as the road ended abruptly at a cliff
"Bother" said Pooh as the shark bit off both of his legs
"Bother" said Pooh as the shuttlebay decompressed.
"Bother" said Pooh as the steel trap closed on his leg
"Bother" said Pooh as the sun's ultraviolet light burned off his fur
"Bother" said Pooh as the sysop locked him out of the system
"Bother" said Pooh as the tires crushed his lungs and creased his fur
"Bother" said Pooh as the tornado redistributed his internal organs
"Bother" said Pooh as the train approached and the ropes wouldn't break
"Bother" said Pooh as the tsetse fly bit him
"Bother" said Pooh as the vice squad took his GIFS.
"Bother" said Pooh as the whole of creation disintegrated.
"Bother" said Pooh as the woodpecker approached his hot-air balloon
"Bother" said Pooh as they buried him face-up
"Bother" said Pooh as they closed the casket on him
"Bother" said Pooh as they lit the pyre
"Bother" said Pooh as they loaded him into the sub's torpedo tube
"Bother" said Pooh as they nailed him to a tree
"Bother" said Pooh as they plowed him under
"Bother" said Pooh as they poured salt on his open wounds
"Bother" said Pooh as they stuffed him and mounted him on the wall
"Bother" said Pooh as wolf pack caught his scent
"Bother" said Pooh as"Critical" error was displayed
"Bother" said Pooh as"Formating Drive C" appeared on the screen
"Bother" said Pooh on his deathbed
"Bother" said Pooh pulling the tribble from his honey pot
"Bother" said Pooh stuffing Piglet's lifeless corpse into a dustbin.
"Bother" said Pooh taking the last hit from his grass.
"Bother" said Pooh the atheist as the world ended
"Bother" said Pooh when C4 postponed B5
"Bother" said Pooh when Drew Bledsoe threw yet another interception. *
"Bother" said Pooh when Madonna slipped him the tongue.
"Bother" said Pooh when Piglet's time stabiliser was hit
"Bother" said Pooh when Rabbit declared martial law
"Bother" said Pooh when Sheridan spaced him
"Bother" said Pooh when he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Bother" said Pooh when he couldn't think of anything new
"Bother" said Pooh when he discovered Owl was on stims
"Bother" said Pooh when he discovered flarn isn't a bit like hunny
"Bother" said Pooh when he discovered how much hunny costs on a space station
"Bother" said Pooh when he had fallen and couldn't get up.
"Bother" said Pooh when he read the spoiler
"Bother" said Pooh when he realised Eeyore had taken dust
"Bother" said Pooh when he realized he wasn't wearing any pants.
"Bother" said Pooh when he saw Duncan awaken from a mortal wound.
"Bother" said Pooh when he saw the patriots severed head emblem
"Bother" said Pooh when he was arrested for dealing in dust on the zocalo
"Bother" said Pooh when he was expelled from the Grey Council
"Bother" said Pooh when he was exposed as a Psi Corps spy
"Bother" said Pooh when he was told he had `Netter's' syndrome
"Bother" said Pooh when his Mum banned him from B5_UK
"Bother" said Pooh when the ATF confiscated his X - rated GIF files.
"Bother" said Pooh when the Alien thingie popped out of his chest.
"Bother" said Pooh when the Shadows took the bounce out of Tigger
"Bother" said Pooh when unearthed a Shadow ship in the Hundred Acre wood
"Bother" said Pooh while watching the J - E - T - S ! lose on TV. *
"Bother" said Pooh, "I need a honey glaze for piglet!"
"Bother" said Pooh, "It's your husband and he has a gun."
"Bother" said Pooh, & pulled the detonator killing the dictator.
"Bother" said Pooh, after forgetting to record 'Star Trek'
"Bother" said Pooh, and called in an air strike.
"Bother" said Pooh, and deleted his message base....
"Bother" said Pooh, and deleted the entire message base
"Bother" said Pooh, and hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother" said Pooh, and inhaled.
"Bother" said Pooh, and then he pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier
"Bother" said Pooh, as C:\Ś appeared where C:\Windows should be
"Bother" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin begged to be spanked again.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin loaded the AK47
"Bother" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pushed him under a Tube
"Bother" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pushed piglet off the roof
"Bother" said Pooh, as Cindy Crawford licked honey off his chest
"Bother" said Pooh, as EDDIE MAUPIN placed him in his TWIT filter.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Hillary Clinton started the high colonic
"Bother" said Pooh, as Missing operating system appeared after reboot
"Bother" said Pooh, as Piglet Engergised
"Bother" said Pooh, as Piglet clamped his car
"Bother" said Pooh, as Piglet covered both hands with Crisco & smiled..
"Bother" said Pooh, as Piglet covered his naked body in whipped cream.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Piglet whipped him with the riding crop.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Rabbit pushed him off the speeding train.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Roger Cook knocked on the door
"Bother" said Pooh, as Satan laid his soul to waste.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Satan pointed out the small print
"Bother" said Pooh, as Sharon Stone uncrossed her legs.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Tigger bounced on his hard disk
"Bother" said Pooh, as Tigger chewed his leg off.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Tigger pressed ALT-H during a downlo*ad
"Bother" said Pooh, as Vader choked Piglet with the Force.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Vader cut off his right paw
"Bother" said Pooh, as a secret door let 2 Demons and an Imp loose
"Bother" said Pooh, as a tree fell on his greenhouse killing Piglet
"Bother" said Pooh, as he Did a copy from Command.Com to Clock.$
"Bother" said Pooh, as he Quantum Leaped.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he accidently ran FDISK
"Bother" said Pooh, as he bet 1000 on a white X-mas and it rained
"Bother" said Pooh, as he bounced off the Starfury.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he buried Piglet next to Roo.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he drifted off-topic
"Bother" said Pooh, as he dropped his duty free coming through customs
"Bother" said Pooh, as he dropped the razor on his gonads.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he fell into the toilet.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he forgot to record 'Star Trek'
"Bother" said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated hunny.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he fried up a pan of Snail Darters
"Bother" said Pooh, as he hacked up a hairball.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he hid Piglets corpse.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he inserted the suppository.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he landed his hot air balloon on a Pylon
"Bother" said Pooh, as he looked up his name in the dictionary
"Bother" said Pooh, as he missed Saddam Hussein with the Bazooka.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he opened his door and found Jehovahs Witnesses
"Bother" said Pooh, as he over-dosed on crack.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he paid $5 extra for "teddy" style.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he pulled the tribble from his honeypot.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he read his AIDS test results
"Bother" said Pooh, as he realised Piglet was undercooked
"Bother" said Pooh, as he realised he'd said f*** in the wrong net
"Bother" said Pooh, as he realised that he said f*ck in fido
"Bother" said Pooh, as he realised the doll had a puncture
"Bother" said Pooh, as he realized that his VISOR was a hair barrette.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he saw 1% of 12394KB (at 19 bytes/sec)
"Bother" said Pooh, as he spewed in disgust.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he started earning his "white"-wings
"Bother" said Pooh, as he stepped on a nail.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he stomped Barneys ass to jello.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom..
"Bother" said Pooh, as he tapped out 112 while fitting an extension box
"Bother" said Pooh, as he took McCloud's Quickening
"Bother" said Pooh, as he tripped and fell on the Live Rail
"Bother" said Pooh, as he twitted his moderator.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he waited for Windows '95 to load
"Bother" said Pooh, as he was arrested by the Police
"Bother" said Pooh, as he was barred from his local
"Bother" said Pooh, as he was flamed for no reason
"Bother" said Pooh, as he wiped his flash bios
"Bother" said Pooh, as his Aerial fell of the roof
"Bother" said Pooh, as his Cellnet came up "NO SERVICE"
"Bother" said Pooh, as his LAN server started to smoke
"Bother" said Pooh, as his Orange Said "NO SERVICE"
"Bother" said Pooh, as his Pirate Sky card wen't down
"Bother" said Pooh, as his Seeboard meter ran out during Voyager
"Bother" said Pooh, as his Sinclair C5 came to a standstill on the M3
"Bother" said Pooh, as his ass caught fire.
"Bother" said Pooh, as his drug dealer got busted
"Bother" said Pooh, as his flick knife failed to open
"Bother" said Pooh, as his parachute failed to open
"Bother" said Pooh, as his parents turned up at the rave
"Bother" said Pooh, as his umbrella got caught on the Emergency cord
"Bother" said Pooh, as not recording 'Eastenders'
"Bother" said Pooh, as piglet stabbed him through the kidney
"Bother" said Pooh, as sparklies came up during DS9
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Borg assimilated Piglet
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Borg attacked his Outpost
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Borg pumped bio-chips into him.
"Bother" said Pooh, as the CSA found him
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Channel 5 Retuner called during Star Trek
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Child Suppot Agency found him
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Ewoks stole his honey pot.
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Facehugger impregnated him.
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Police breathalised him
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Police followed him back to the Hostel
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Police pulled him over for speeding
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Police steamed in with a warrant
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Shuttle Bay decompressed
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Sniper took him out
"Bother" said Pooh, as the SysOp locked him out
"Bother" said Pooh, as the TV detector van pulled up outside
"Bother" said Pooh, as the batteries died just seconds before ecstasy
"Bother" said Pooh, as the bridge washed away leaving his twig behind
"Bother" said Pooh, as the cashpoint kept his card
"Bother" said Pooh, as the dragon ducked his thrown dagger.
"Bother" said Pooh, as the pin fell out of the grenade.
"Bother" said Pooh, as the police closed in.
"Bother" said Pooh, as the police enquired about the phonebox ad
"Bother" said Pooh, as the redhead yanked his chain
"Bother" said Pooh, as the soundcard failed to recognise Doom again
"Bother" said Pooh, as the ticket inspector challanged him
"Bother" said Pooh, as the vice squad took his .GIF files
"Bother" said Pooh, reaching around Owl's waist to adjust his condom.
"Bother" said Pooh, removing the tribble from his honey pot
"Bother" said Pooh, then he pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier
"Bother" said Pooh, then he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder.
"Bother" said Pooh, unable to find any skins
"Bother" said Pooh, when Christopher Robin came in his mouth
"Bother" said Pooh, when Christopher Robin refused to swallow
"Bother" said Pooh, when he realised he'd missed the r out of brother
"Bother" said Pooh,"I need a honey glaze for piglet!"
"Bother" said Pooh-card, as all his fur fell out.
"Bother" said Pooh..."I'll wear the pants in this family."
"Bother" said Rabbit when he got stuck in a transport tube with Tigger
"Bother" said Sturmbannfuhrer POOH at Nuremberg.
"Bother" said Tigger as he told Pooh to spread em'.
"Bother" signed Pooh, in Chinese Sign Language
"Bother", said @F, as racked up another frag
"Bother", said @F, as the Cardassians tortured him
"Bother", said @F, as the Death Star exploded around him
"Bother", said @F, as the spaceships landed
"Bother", said @F, waxing poetic
"Bother", said @F, wrestling with the moderator
"Bother", said KWK when he got another beta
"Bother", said Pooh as Al disappeared through the door.
"Bother", said Pooh as Alderaan exploded.
"Bother", said Pooh as Beavis & Butt-Head began to roast Piglet
"Bother", said Pooh as Chewbakka ripped him in half.
"Bother", said Pooh as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc.
"Bother", said Pooh as Ford pulled out the Elecronic Thumb.
"Bother", said Pooh as Freddy used his body to kill Piglet.
"Bother", said Pooh as Han asked for more money.
"Bother", said Pooh as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun.
"Bother", said Pooh as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor.
"Bother", said Pooh as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt.
"Bother", said Pooh as Kosh turned out to be Piglet.
"Bother", said Pooh as Piglet came back from the dead.
"Bother", said Pooh as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods.
"Bother", said Pooh as Satan laid his soul to waste.
"Bother", said Pooh as Sky increased subscription by another tenner
"Bother", said Pooh as Tigger trapped his gonads in a vice
"Bother", said Pooh as Vader choked Piglet with the Force.
"Bother", said Pooh as Vader cut off his right paw.
"Bother", said Pooh as Vader gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother", said Pooh as Vader killed Obi Wan.
"Bother", said Pooh as Vader sent bounty hunters after him.
"Bother", said Pooh as Vader stopped him from killing the Emperor.
"Bother", said Pooh as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side.
"Bother", said Pooh as Yoda told him Leia was his sister.
"Bother", said Pooh as Yoda told him of another Pooh.
"Bother", said Pooh as Ziggy's circuits failed.
"Bother", said Pooh as a SuperTruck rammed into Piglet.
"Bother", said Pooh as gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother", said Pooh as he asked Nicole for a smoke.
"Bother", said Pooh as he assembled the Grand Grimoire.
"Bother", said Pooh as he carelessly stepped on a limpet mine
"Bother", said Pooh as he changed history.
"Bother", said Pooh as he climbed out of his vorlon encounter suit.
"Bother", said Pooh as he cut down Al Gore's tree
"Bother", said Pooh as he cut his initials in the snow.
"Bother", said Pooh as he cut open a Tauntaun.
"Bother", said Pooh as he donned his ninja uniform and killed Owl.
"Bother", said Pooh as he drank his fifth Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
"Bother", said Pooh as he dropped Bambi with one shot.
"Bother", said Pooh as he erased the QWK packet - AGAIN!
"Bother", said Pooh as he failed to lift the X -wing with the Force.
"Bother", said Pooh as he falsified his income tax return
"Bother", said Pooh as he fell into the nitric acid bath.
"Bother", said Pooh as he felt Vader's presence.
"Bother", said Pooh as he felt a disturbance in the Force
"Bother", said Pooh as he forked over 20,000 New Yen for a bribe.
"Bother", said Pooh as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader.
"Bother", said Pooh as he greased the Interstate.
"Bother", said Pooh as he heard his Doc Wagon band go off.
"Bother", said Pooh as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot.
"Bother", said Pooh as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna.
"Bother", said Pooh as he leaped through time.
"Bother", said Pooh as he lobbed grenades into the house.
"Bother", said Pooh as he loosed a mouse in Coronary ICU.
"Bother", said Pooh as he opened a gate to Hell.
"Bother", said Pooh as he parked the white Bronco.
"Bother", said Pooh as he played with the Cynobite's puzzlebox.
"Bother", said Pooh as he put his fingers in the mains socket
"Bother", said Pooh as he put on the hockey mask and started the saw.
"Bother", said Pooh as he put right what once went wrong.
"Bother", said Pooh as he put the money under Kanga's pillow.
"Bother", said Pooh as he ran C3PO through the trash compacter.
"Bother", said Pooh as he ran out of dilithium crystals.
"Bother", said Pooh as he recieved another call from Princess Di
"Bother", said Pooh as he ripped his ringpiece.
"Bother", said Pooh as he rolled over in the gutter.
"Bother", said Pooh as he saw his friends dressed in black robes.
"Bother", said Pooh as he shot the Emperical drone.
"Bother", said Pooh as he shot the propellor from Biggles' machine.
"Bother", said Pooh as he slaughtered innocent Jawas.
"Bother", said Pooh as he stepped into the accleration chamber.
"Bother", said Pooh as he stuffed Piglet's corpse into a trash bag
"Bother", said Pooh as he swallowed the mucus in lumps.
"Bother", said Pooh as he unloaded his Aries Predator on Piglet.
"Bother", said Pooh as he used up the last of his dodge pool.
"Bother", said Pooh as he was frozen in carbonite.
"Bother", said Pooh as he was hit by a bus
"Bother", said Pooh as he yanked the guillotine lanyard.
"Bother", said Pooh as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold.
"Bother", said Pooh as his SIN number failed.
"Bother", said Pooh as his Stinger locked onto the B-52.
"Bother", said Pooh as his Tie -fighter smashed into an asteriod.
"Bother", said Pooh as his X -wing exploded.
"Bother", said Pooh as his cable gun jammed.
"Bother", said Pooh as his combat drone exploded.
"Bother", said Pooh as his credstick deleted itself.
"Bother", said Pooh as his friends left him alone to die.
"Bother", said Pooh as his lightsaber went out.
"Bother", said Pooh as his pit crew was eating ice cream.
"Bother", said Pooh as his rectum exploded.
"Bother", said Pooh as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother", said Pooh as his ship failed to jump to light speed.
"Bother", said Pooh as his torpedos missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother", said Pooh as millions of voices cried out and went silent.
"Bother", said Pooh as ran C3PO through the trash compacter.
"Bother", said Pooh as the AT -AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet.
"Bother", said Pooh as the Emperor electrocuted him with the Force.
"Bother", said Pooh as the Enterprise exploded.
"Bother", said Pooh as the Ewoks stole his honey pot.
"Bother", said Pooh as the Ravanous Bugblatter Beast of Trall ate Owl.
"Bother", said Pooh as the Stormtroopers caught him.
"Bother", said Pooh as the Vogons destroyed Earth.
"Bother", said Pooh as the batteries died in his blaster.
"Bother", said Pooh as the bungi cord broke.
"Bother", said Pooh as the warp core breached.
"Bother", said Pooh as they all gathered for an orgy.
"Bother", said Pooh as time unravelled around him.
"Bother", said Pooh when he Duncan awaken from a mortal wound. *
"Bother", said Pooh when he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Bother", said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!"
"Bother", said Pooh, "How does Odo form a Comm-Badge?"
"Bother", said Pooh, "because frankly dear, I don't give a damn!"
"Bother", said Pooh, after the garden clipper incident
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted Windows.
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted all his message bases.
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted his WAD files.
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted his message base.
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted his source code.
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted the entire message base
"Bother", said Pooh, and discorporated.
"Bother", said Pooh, and he deleted his message base.
"Bother", said Pooh, and he shot Piglet
"Bother", said Pooh, and hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother", said Pooh, and inhaled.
"Bother", said Pooh, and loaded up Rise of the Triad.
"Bother", said Pooh, and nuked Iraq!
"Bother", said Pooh, and opened fire.
"Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled DOOM.
"Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX 3.1.
"Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled Telemate 4.12
"Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled Windows 98!
"Bother", said Pooh, and then deleted his message base.
"Bother", said Pooh, and twited the moderator
"Bother", said Pooh, as Darth Vader used the Force against him
"Bother", said Pooh, as Darth Vader's light saber cut off his paw
"Bother", said Pooh, as Dax's cold hands made him jump in bed.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Deckard "retired" him with his gun
"Bother", said Pooh, as Garanian Bolites made him itch & change color.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Kahn put the creature into his ear.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Keiko O'Brien gave him a -F- for his work
"Bother", said Pooh, as Kira accused him of being a Cardassian spy
"Bother", said Pooh, as Kira ate him instead of the palukoo.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Kira laughed at his non-existant genitalia.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Kira told him her nose was cuter than his.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt
"Bother", said Pooh, as Lassie cocked her leg over him
"Bother", said Pooh, as Major Kira kicked him in the crotch
"Bother", said Pooh, as Moe poked him in the eyes
"Bother", said Pooh, as Mr Mott insisted on shampooing his fur
"Bother", said Pooh, as O.J. ran him over in a white Bronco
"Bother", said Pooh, as Orac refused to answer his question
"Bother", said Pooh, as President Theodore Rosevelt shot him dead
"Bother", said Pooh, as Pugsley tied him to the tracks
"Bother", said Pooh, as Riker scored his intended girl......again!
"Bother", said Pooh, as Ripley torched him with her flame thrower
"Bother", said Pooh, as Sergeant Pinback hit him with a broom
"Bother", said Pooh, as The Enterprise blew up for the 18th time this season
"Bother", said Pooh, as The Spanish Inquisition showed up unexpectedly
"Bother", said Pooh, as Tigger, yet again, hogged the bong
"Bother", said Pooh, as Troi slapped him for his dirty thoughts
"Bother", said Pooh, as Ulf destroyed his medial ligaments
"Bother", said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Worf nicked him in a Bat'leth tournament
"Bother", said Pooh, as a Batarang hit him in the head
"Bother", said Pooh, as he Quantum Leaped into Sam Beckett's body
"Bother", said Pooh, as he accidentally deleted his message base
"Bother", said Pooh, as he appeared in the Time Tunnel
"Bother", said Pooh, as he arrested for non-support
"Bother", said Pooh, as he baked a Gooey Windough$ !
"Bother", said Pooh, as he bent over to pick up the soap.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he bumped into Barney.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he called in an air strike..
"Bother", said Pooh, as he connected at 1200 bps.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he crashed his T-16 in Beggars Canyon
"Bother", said Pooh, as he cuckolded Christopher Robin's father
"Bother", said Pooh, as he deleted his message base
"Bother", said Pooh, as he deleted his root directory
"Bother", said Pooh, as he died for the 5th time in DOOM!
"Bother", said Pooh, as he drew his .45 and shot the intruder
"Bother", said Pooh, as he failed the dope test
"Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the accursed spring!
"Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath
"Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the spinblades.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he flooded the computer room with nerve gas.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he found Odo in his honey pot.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he found he was allergic to cat hair.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he found he'd used a dirty needle.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he found out Elvis was alive after all
"Bother", said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated huun
"Bother", said Pooh, as he got cattle-prodded in the nuts.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he got trapped in the printer.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he heard the trip wire click.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he held the can of mace backwards.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he hid Piglets corpse
"Bother", said Pooh, as he kicked Piglet's ass.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he kicked hell out of his modem
"Bother", said Pooh, as he loaded his last round.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he loaded his last round. Cheeeiit.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he looked at his CompuServe bill
"Bother", said Pooh, as he lost count of Jadzia's spots.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he mounted Piglets head on the wall
"Bother", said Pooh, as he picked bits of Lucas out of his teeth
"Bother", said Pooh, as he puked over Christopher Robin.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he pulled out his .45 and shot the intruder.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he put on his asbestos suit.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he ran into the Archvile.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he reached for the flamethrower.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he reached for the reset button.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he realised he was a Replicant & not a bear
"Bother", said Pooh, as he received his Compuserve bill.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he remembered getting stoned with Bill Clinton
"Bother", said Pooh, as he ripped his ring piece
"Bother", said Pooh, as he sabotaged the elevator cable.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he saw "Filecore in use."
"Bother", said Pooh, as he saw Ms. Bobbitt drive up
"Bother", said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he scrambled his partition table.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he shot that bird in the wing.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he shot three ATF agents raiding his home.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he slapped another clip into his smoking Uzi
"Bother", said Pooh, as he stole the baby's candy
"Bother", said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he tied Piglet to the bed.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he torched the grammar school.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he tried to install Linux.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he tried to uninstall WIN95.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he tried to use Ziggy's handlink
"Bother", said Pooh, as he twitted the moderator.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he uncovered a hive of Smurves.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he was attcked by Nazi Smurf commandos.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he was butchered for his paws & liver.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he was dismissed by the Governor General
"Bother", said Pooh, as he was encased in Carbonite
"Bother", said Pooh, as he was voted most unrealistic alien on DS9
"Bother", said Pooh, as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his Harley's backend stepped out
"Bother", said Pooh, as his LAN manager went crackers
"Bother", said Pooh, as his SpeederBike hit a tree on Endor
"Bother", said Pooh, as his Unemployment Benefit was cancelled
"Bother", said Pooh, as his amorous advances were rejected by Dax
"Bother", said Pooh, as his apiarists licence was revoked
"Bother", said Pooh, as his bullet missed Paul Keating's head.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his flatulance enlarged the ozone layer hole
"Bother", said Pooh, as his golf ball struck Ee-Yore in the temple.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his medicine wore off and the demons returned.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his motorcycle left the ground.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his oil soaked cover spontaneously combusted.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his phaser overloaded, exploded, & killed him
"Bother", said Pooh, as racked up another frag.
"Bother", said Pooh, as received his telephone bill
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Jem'Hadar fighter crashed into his ship
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Moderator chastised him
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Predator ripped out his skull & spine
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Sontaron ate his Jelly Babies
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Spanish Inquisition showed up unexpectedly
"Bother", said Pooh, as the TIE fighter shot him down
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Tardis dematerialised without him
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Tribble relieved itself all over him
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Vogon began to read.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the away team beamed up without him
"Bother", said Pooh, as the cable system messed with his channels.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the concentrated HCl hit the bleach solution.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the glue holding his goatee beard failed
"Bother", said Pooh, as the pin fell out the grenade
"Bother", said Pooh, as the police closed in.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the raptor shook him by the throa
"Bother", said Pooh, as the read/write heads flew across the room
"Bother", said Pooh, as the replicator failed to give him honey.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the spaceships landed.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the tsunami hit.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the vice squad took his GIFS
"Bother", said Pooh, deleting his QWK packet.
"Bother", said Pooh, getting his head stuck on a stick of jumja.
"Bother", said Pooh, in Chinese Sign Language
"Bother", said Pooh, losing count as he counted all of Dax's spots
"Bother", said Pooh, losing the lead role for the Dr Who movie
"Bother", said Pooh, more from force of habit than anything else.
"Bother", said Pooh, on not being chosen to go with the landing party
"Bother", said Pooh, realising Odo was disguised as his honey pot
"Bother", said Pooh, realising he was being satirized in taglines
"Bother", said Pooh, realising he was owned by the Tyrell Corporation
"Bother", said Pooh, realising he wasn't in the next Seaquest series.
"Bother", said Pooh, realising his date was one of the Duras sisters
"Bother", said Pooh, sharing a turbolift with the Duras sisters
"Bother", said Pooh, tasting the yamok sauce
"Bother", said Pooh, trying to figure out how Odo forms a commbadge.
"Bother", said Pooh, trying to find his self-sealing stem bolts
"Bother", said Pooh, watching his email box fill with flames.
"Bother", said Pooh, when Mulder said he didn't have an X-file on him
"Bother", said Pooh, when he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Bother", said Pooh, when he realized he didn't really have a stomach.
"Bother", said Pooh, wishing he had a nose like a Bajoran.
"Bother", said Pooh, wrestling with the moderator
"Bother", said Pooh,realising he didn't know how to swear in Klingon
"Bother", said Pooh; and deleted his message base.
"Bother", said Pooh; as he formatted his Hard Drive
"Bother", said the moderator, 3$%^B Q# NO CARRIER
"Bother",said @F as he harpooned SHAMU
"Bother",said @F as he paid off the Simpson jury
"Bother",said @F, as he assaulted Janet Reno
"Bother",said Pooh as he burned EEYORE at the stake
"Bother",said Pooh as he harpooned SHAMU.
"Bother",said Pooh as he paid off the Simpson jury.
"Bother",said Pooh, as Guinan put her hat on him,saying it suited him
"Bother",said Pooh, as Piglet covered his naked body in whipped cream.
"Bother",said Pooh, as he accidently triggered the thermal detonator
"Bother",said Pooh, as he assaulted Janet Reno.
"Bother",said Pooh, as he rose from the grave.
"Bother",said Pooh, as laser guided smart bomb blew up his honey pot
"Bother",said Pooh, realising Darth Vader wasn't his father after all
"Bother",said Pooh,as Lursa & B'Etor refused to conceive his children
"Bother",said Pooh,as a laser guided smart bomb blew up his honey pot
"Bother",said Pooh,as he realised it was Thomas and not William Riker
"Bother",said Pooh,realising Darth Vader wasn't his father after all
"Bother",said Pooh,realising the similarities of Kimba & The Lion King
"Bother"said Pooh,as the spell failure caused Rabbit to grow tentacles
"Bother"sprayed Pooh,in 14pt letters across the wall of the K-Mart.
"Bother"worried Pooh, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted another dupe.
"Bother, Brother, said Pooh's twin
"Bother, I just can't seem to sell any marijuana anymore said Pooh to Eore
"Bother, another box of choclates! said Pooh Gump
"Bother, cried Pooh, as he pushed The Button to start Armegeddon
"Bother, my dear Watson, said Sherlock Pooh
"Bother, screamed Pooh, as he became sick of his own tagline
"Bother, sed Pooh, Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet
"Bother, worried Pooh, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted a tagline
"Bother," - Pooh
"Bother," said @F as his VCR ate a Babylon 5 tape
"Bother," said Pooh, as he paid 5 extra for 'teddy' style.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Cardassians tortured him.
"Bother," "Bother," said @F's twin
"Bother," - Pooh
"Bother," @F said as he was assimilated
"Bother," A @F poo
"Bother," A Pooh poo.
"Bother," Beavis and Butthead have roasted Piglet
"Bother," Pooh said as he was assimilated.
"Bother," Pooh screamed, as he became sick of his own tagline
"Bother," SAID @F, AS HE FINALLY READS THE INSTRUCTIONS
"Bother," aid Pooh, as he crossed-dressed for Christopher
"Bother," coughed Pooh, lighting the crack-pipe
"Bother," cried @F, after he spoke the lords name backwards
"Bother," cried @F, as he pushed The Button to start Armageddon
"Bother," cried @F, as he sold Eeyore to the glue factory
"Bother," cried Pooh, after he pushed The Button to start Armageddon
"Bother," cried Pooh, after he spoke the Lord's name backwards.
"Bother," cried Pooh, as he pushed The Button to start Armageddon.
"Bother," cried Pooh, as he sold Eeyore to the glue factory.
"Bother," cried Pooh, as he spoke the Lord's name backwards
"Bother," drooled Pooh, smearing Hunny on @FN@'s breasts
"Bother," ejaculated Pooh, prematurely.
"Bother," gagged Pooh, gazing at @FN@'s yeast infection
"Bother," gagged Pooh, reading @LN@'s message
"Bother," gasped Pooh, approaching climax.
"Bother," gasped Pooh, as the Yakuza jabbed the chopstick in his eye
"Bother," gasped Pooh, choking on the Thanksgiving Turkey bone
"Bother," grumbled Hillary as @F hogged the shredder
"Bother," grumbled Hillary as Cliff Hurgin hogged the shredder.
"Bother," grumbled Hillary as Pooh hogged the shredder.
"Bother," grumbled Pooh as George Bush hogged the shredder.
"Bother," grumbled Pooh as Hillary hogged the shredder
"Bother," gurgled Pooh, taking a shower at the Bates Motel.
"Bother," howled Pooh, when Piglet put Tasbasco Sauce in the KY Jelly.
"Bother," lied Pooh
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Age doesn't have anything to do with anything!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Believe me, it's better this way"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "But everyone else is doing it!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Do what you want, I don't care"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "He would have wanted it this way...."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I already gave at the office!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I am NOT lying!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I can handle it..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I didn't know it was loaded..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I didn't know you cared.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I didn't see the NO PARKING sign"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I didn't think it mattered"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I didn't understand what you meant"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I don't care if I wasn't the first.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I don't care if you're married..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I don't care"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I don't expect anything in return"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I don't have anything to wear..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I don't remember saying that.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I forgot my wallet..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I found it, honest.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I had to work late..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I have a bad back
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I just followed instructions..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I knew that..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I know EXACTLY what I'm doing!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I know my limits!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I meant sometime, not right now..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I never got the message.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I never make plans that far in advance!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I never said that!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I overslept"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I promise I won't come in your mouth!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I promise I'll pull out in time..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I promise no one'll ever see the pictures..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I promise not to tell anyone.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I thought YOU were going to call ME!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I thought you said...."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I thought you were joking!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I tried to call you!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I value your opinion.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I warned you about me!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I was just minding my own business.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I was just thinking of you..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I was only doing it for YOU!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I was only trying to help!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I wasn't speeding.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I won't think any less of you if..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I would never ask this of anyone else..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'd never ask for support"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'd never be jealous of..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'll always treasure it..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'll bring it right back!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'll never forget this!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'll only put the tip in..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'll pay you back tomorrow..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'll pull out in time, trust me.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'll write soon..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'm innocent!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'm not married..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'm not that kind of girl..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'm too old for that"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It doesn't matter..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It must have shrunk..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It never even crossed my mind.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It slipped...."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It was YOUR idea in the first place!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It wasn't me...."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It will grow back"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It won't stain..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It's Soooooo big!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It's exactly what I wanted!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It's for your own good..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It's none of my business..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It's not how old she is, it's how mature she acts"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It's not whether you win or lose....."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It's only a cold-sore..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It's perfect..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Let me call you right back..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Let me put you on hold for a minute!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "My alarm didn't go off..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "My car wouldn't start..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "My computer was down..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "My dog ate it!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "My watch must have stopped.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Next time it will be better!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "No means no..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "No one ever told me!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "No, I welcome you opinion."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "No, it doesn't grow back any darker..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Not tonight, I have a headache.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Of COURSE I believe you..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Of COURSE I read the manuals!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Of course I'll respect you in the morning!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Of course I'm by myself..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Someone's at the door, I'll call you right back"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Sorry, I didn't meant to do that..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Sorry, I don't have any change!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "That was WONDERFUL!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "That's not what I meant"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "The cheque is in the mail!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "The game's almost over, honey..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "The light wasn't even yellow yet.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "The parking meter must be broken!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "There'll never be another you..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "There's someone calling on my other line.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "They're just the right size.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "This has NEVER happened before!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "This will hurt me more than it will hurt you.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "This won't hurt a bit..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "This'll only take a second..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Till death do us part.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Trust me...."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "We MUST keep in touch..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "We can just remain friends"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "We could just cuddle..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "We don't know each other well enough"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "We're from the Government, here to help"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "We're just going for one beer..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "We're out of gas"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Well! I NEVER..........."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You MADE me love you.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You can borrow it as soon as I'm finished
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You look SO much better with your hair like that.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You must have misunderstood!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You started it..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You'll thank me later..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You're beautiful when you're angry!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You're the best I've ever had!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You're the first..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You're too young for that.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Your past doesn't matter to me..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "the check is in the mail..."
"Bother," lied Pooh,"Age doesn't have anything to do with anything!"
"Bother," lied Pooh,"Someone's @the door,I'll call you right back"
"Bother," lied Pooh,"This will hurt me more than it will hurt you.."
"Bother," lied Pooh,"U look SO much better with your hair like that"
"Bother," lied Pooh.
"Bother," moaned Pooh on his deathbed
"Bother," moaned Pooh, when he saw that the tagline couldn't possibly fi
"Bother," mumbled Pooh as @FN@ sat on his face
"Bother," mumbled Pooh, deep-throating Tigger.
"Bother," muttered Ami, as the psychic kid was blown into Greg McNuggets
"Bother," observed Pooh as the leprosy spread
"Bother," panted Pooh, hidden in the closet as his mom undressed
"Bother," quoth Pooh, "Nevermore..."
"Bother," roared Pooh, pushed beyond his limits
"Bother," said 007 Pooh, "This Martini was stirred, not shaken!"
"Bother," said @F as Chewbakka ripped him in half
"Bother," said @F as Christopher Robin produced a condom
"Bother," said @F as Cthulhu rose up and ate him
"Bother," said @F as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc
"Bother," said @F as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun
"Bother," said @F as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor
"Bother," said @F as Macgyver posted again
"Bother," said @F as Mulder and Scully rushed in, guns drawn
"Bother," said @F as NBC cancelled Star Trek
"Bother," said @F as Odo ordered him off the Promenade
"Bother," said @F as Robert posted again
"Bother," said @F as Scotty beamed him up
"Bother," said @F as Tigger turned out to be a changeling
"Bother," said @F as Trelane aimed his pistol at him
"Bother," said @F as Vader killed Obi Wan
"Bother," said @F as Vader sent bounty hunters after him
"Bother," said @F as Worf growled
"Bother," said @F as Yoda told him of another @F
"Bother," said @F as he admitted being a FBI informant
"Bother," said @F as he arrested for running around bear naked
"Bother," said @F as he assembled the Grand Grimoire
"Bother," said @F as he awakened Tiamet
"Bother," said @F as he blew away half of the 100 acre woods
"Bother," said @F as he breached the damn above Johnstown
"Bother," said @F as he called forth a demon
"Bother," said @F as he carelessly stepped on a limpet mine
"Bother," said @F as he cut and paste the ransom demand
"Bother," said @F as he donned his ninja garment and went after Owl
"Bother," said @F as he donned his ninja uniform and went to kill Owl
"Bother," said @F as he emptied the mag on full auto
"Bother," said @F as he engaged his cloaking device
"Bother," said @F as he entered the Badlands
"Bother," said @F as he failed another melee combat roll
"Bother," said @F as he flashed a group of nuns
"Bother," said @F as he forged Christopher Robin's suicide note
"Bother," said @F as he forked over 20,000 New Yen for a bribe
"Bother," said @F as he found Head & Shoulder didn't do Legs & Torsos
"Bother," said @F as he found that he had VD
"Bother," said @F as he found that he had gonnarhea
"Bother," said @F as he fried Piglet for breakfast
"Bother," said @F as he gained the First Power
"Bother," said @F as he gave Ted Kennedy another driving lesson
"Bother," said @F as he got off the plane in Medelin
"Bother," said @F as he got up for another brewski
"Bother," said @F as he had Fluffosuction
"Bother," said @F as he held up Eddie's Discount Liquors
"Bother," said @F as he ignored the white flag, ordering "Open Fire!"
"Bother," said @F as he infected the Indians blankets
"Bother," said @F as he inserted the suppository
"Bother," said @F as he ladled out Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle soup
"Bother," said @F as he led an attack against the Cylon command ship
"Bother," said @F as he looked into the face of the Myrddraal
"Bother," said @F as he ordered Mr. Worff to fire all phasers
"Bother," said @F as he parked O.J.'s white Bronco
"Bother," said @F as he pulled the cat off his face
"Bother," said @F as he put on the hockey mask and started the saw
"Bother," said @F as he put the money under Kanga's pillow
"Bother," said @F as he raised his veil and grabbed his spear
"Bother," said @F as he ran out of dilithium crystals
"Bother," said @F as he reached for the reset button
"Bother," said @F as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon
"Bother," said @F as he realized he was a Star Trek redshirt
"Bother," said @F as he received his Compuserve bill
"Bother," said @F as he reported Huey, Dewey & Louie for vandalism
"Bother," said @F as he reverted to his liquid state
"Bother," said @F as he ripped the fabric of Time and Space
"Bother," said @F as he rolled over and lit @F's cigarette
"Bother," said @F as he rose from the grave
"Bother," said @F as he sabotaged Wile E. Coyote's latest trap
"Bother," said @F as he said f**k in the wrong conf
"Bother," said @F as he saw his friends dressed in black robes
"Bother," said @F as he sent another AreaFix message
"Bother," said @F as he set crosshairs on Bill Clinton
"Bother," said @F as he shook down his classmate's lunch money
"Bother," said @F as he shot Rabbit
"Bother," said @F as he shot the Emperical drone
"Bother," said @F as he slipped his date a Purple Microdot
"Bother," said @F as he started to install Windows
"Bother," said @F as he stepped into the particle accelerator
"Bother," said @F as he stole Smokey the Bear's girlfriend
"Bother," said @F as he strafed the life rafts
"Bother," said @F as he took aim from behind the grassy knoll
"Bother," said @F as he tossed the bloody glove behind the poolhouse
"Bother," said @F as he turned into a bat
"Bother," said @F as he was arrested for non-support
"Bother," said @F as he was forced to watch Babylon 5
"Bother," said @F as he was molested by Barney
"Bother," said @F as he was thrown 70,000 light years from home
"Bother," said @F as he went to kill Owl
"Bother," said @F as he whispered innermost secrets to Connie Chung
"Bother," said @F as he yanked the guillotine's lanyard
"Bother," said @F as he yawned so hard he lost Piglet
"Bother," said @F as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold
"Bother," said @F as his Stinger locked onto the 747
"Bother," said @F as his batteries died just moments before climax
"Bother," said @F as his cable gun jammed
"Bother," said @F as his friends left him alone to die
"Bother," said @F as his lightsaber went out
"Bother," said @F as his regeneration failed
"Bother," said @F as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot
"Bother," said @F as his ship failed to jump to light speed
"Bother," said @F as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle
"Bother," said @F as ran C3PO through the trash compacter
"Bother," said @F as the AT-AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet
"Bother," said @F as the Borg pumped bio-chips into him
"Bother," said @F as the Enterprise exploded
"Bother," said @F as the Na'ka'leen feeder consumed him
"Bother," said @F as the Ravanous Bugblatter Beast of Trall ate Owl
"Bother," said @F as the Swat Team closed in
"Bother," said @F as the batteries died in his blaster
"Bother," said @F as the police closed in
"Bother," said @F as the tribbles rained down on him
"Bother," said @F as the trip-wire clicked
"Bother," said @F as the vice squad took his GIFS
"Bother," said @F when Tigger dropped the joint into the Honey jar
"Bother," said @F when he noticed Neil Smith's Band-Aid
"Bother," said @F, "I f**king hate taglines"
"Bother," said @F, "It's your husband and he has a gun."
"Bother," said @F, "Tiggers don't like fallatio"
"Bother," said @F, "who put sand in the Vaseline?!?"
"Bother," said @F, I need a honey glaze for Piglet
"Bother," said @F, It's your husband. He has a gun!
"Bother," said @F, after he shagged the transvestite
"Bother," said @F, after he spoke the lords name backwards
"Bother," said @F, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95
"Bother," said @F, and deleted UNIX from his machine
"Bother," said @F, and deleted Windows
"Bother," said @F, and deleted his WAD files
"Bother," said @F, and deleted his message base
"Bother," said @F, and filed suit
"Bother," said @F, and he dispatched the Marines
"Bother," said @F, and kicked Pooh's ass
"Bother," said @F, and loaded up Rise of the Triad
"Bother," said @F, and opened fire
"Bother," said @F, and promptly vanished
"Bother," said @F, and pulled the detonator killing the dictator
"Bother," said @F, and put a fresh magazine in his Glock
"Bother," said @F, and reinstalled DOOM
"Bother," said @F, and the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless
"Bother," said @F, and the warp core breached
"Bother," said @F, and then deleted his message base
"Bother," said @F, and then he deleted his source file
"Bother," said @F, and then he drew his .45 and shot the intruder
"Bother," said @F, and transcended this plane
"Bother," said @F, and turned the launch key
"Bother," said @F, and twitted @F
"Bother," said @F, and twitted Jon Randle
"Bother," said @F, as 100 Acre Wood was annihilated in a nuclear accident
"Bother," said @F, as @F butchered him for his paws and liver
"Bother," said @F, as @F gave him to the Emperor
"Bother," said @F, as @F posted again
"Bother," said @F, as Christopher Robin punched him repeatedly
"Bother," said @F, as Christopher Robin pushed him under a truck
"Bother," said @F, as Christopher Robin shut the washing machine door
"Bother," said @F, as Christopher pulled his stuffing out
"Bother," said @F, as Compuserve taxed his GIFs
"Bother," said @F, as Cotton Eye Joe reached No. 1
"Bother," said @F, as DELTREE BBS appeared on his computer
"Bother," said @F, as Eeyore shot him with a rocket-launcher
"Bother," said @F, as Eeyore sneezed cocaine all over him
"Bother," said @F, as Eeyore sneezed the crack *everywhere*
"Bother," said @F, as Eeyore sneezed the crack all over Owl
"Bother," said @F, as Eeyore snorted his last tagline of coke
"Bother," said @F, as Eeyore took him from behind
"Bother," said @F, as Moonbase Alpha depressurised
"Bother," said @F, as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods
"Bother," said @F, as Piglet set fire to his ears
"Bother," said @F, as Piglet stamped on his boll**ks
"Bother," said @F, as Piglet stole his pocket money at knifepoint
"Bother," said @F, as Roger Cook knocked on the door again
"Bother," said @F, as Satan laid his soul to waste
"Bother," said @F, as Satan pointed out the small print
"Bother," said @F, as Smurfette got dressed
"Bother," said @F, as Tigger bounced on his hard disk
"Bother," said @F, as Tigger burned his grass
"Bother," said @F, as Tigger chewed his testacles
"Bother," said @F, as Tigger stole the profits of his last book
"Bother," said @F, as Tigger surprised from behind him again
"Bother," said @F, as Tigger's claws gripped his buttocks
"Bother," said @F, as Windows crashed again!
"Bother," said @F, as attempted to install OS/2 Warp
"Bother," said @F, as he admitted being Molly Yard's secret lover
"Bother," said @F, as he blew Pooh away with a 12 gauge
"Bother," said @F, as he connected at 300 bps
"Bother," said @F, as he depleted the ozone layer
"Bother," said @F, as he drained the vodka bottle dry
"Bother," said @F, as he drifted off-topic
"Bother," said @F, as he drilled a hole in Piglet
"Bother," said @F, as he fed the pidgeons to his cat
"Bother," said @F, as he fell into the nitric acid bath
"Bother," said @F, as he fell off the bridge with his stick
"Bother," said @F, as he fished his diskettes out of the honey jar
"Bother," said @F, as he forgot which tagline he was going to use
"Bother," said @F, as he found he'd used a dirty needle
"Bother," said @F, as he found the smack contained talc
"Bother," said @F, as he got trapped in the printer
"Bother," said @F, as he lost the lottery
"Bother," said @F, as he poured grease onto the main road
"Bother," said @F, as he pulled the alien face-hugger off
"Bother," said @F, as he put his finger in the mains socket
"Bother," said @F, as he ran out of taglines
"Bother," said @F, as he read yet another '@F' tagline
"Bother," said @F, as he realised the limitations of Warp
"Bother," said @F, as he realised the needle was dirty
"Bother," said @F, as he reloaded his AK-47
"Bother," said @F, as he said f**k in the wrong conference
"Bother," said @F, as he sank deeper into the honeypot
"Bother," said @F, as he scrambled his partition table
"Bother," said @F, as he set fire to the panda car
"Bother," said @F, as he stepped on the cat's tail
"Bother," said @F, as he tried to pick Owl's feathers from his teeth
"Bother," said @F, as he waited for Windows '95
"Bother," said @F, as he was arrested for running a pirate BBS
"Bother," said @F, as he was assimilated by the Borg
"Bother," said @F, as he was buried alive
"Bother," said @F, as he was captured by Nazi Smurf commandos
"Bother," said @F, as he was frozen in carbonite
"Bother," said @F, as he was impregnated by a Xenomorph
"Bother," said @F, as he was locked out of the BBS
"Bother," said @F, as he wished everyone a Happy Pearl Harbor day
"Bother," said @F, as he won the Eurovision Song Contest
"Bother," said @F, as his 'B' sample tested positive
"Bother," said @F, as his LAN server started to smoke
"Bother," said @F, as his STD results came through
"Bother," said @F, as his Uzi jammed
"Bother," said @F, as his chaingun ran out of bullets
"Bother," said @F, as his flick knife failed to open
"Bother," said @F, as his parents turned up at the rave
"Bother," said @F, as his plastic love doll exploded
"Bother," said @F, as his stitching failed
"Bother," said @F, as his trigger finger tired
"Bother," said @F, as someone else stole his taglines
"Bother," said @F, as someone flamed him for no reason
"Bother," said @F, as the Borg assimilated Piglet
"Bother," said @F, as the Borg pumped their bio-chips into him
"Bother," said @F, as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race
"Bother," said @F, as the Chancellor introduced VAT on honey
"Bother," said @F, as the EEC outlawed his favourite sized honey pot
"Bother," said @F, as the FBI found his crack
"Bother," said @F, as the Fax Modem said No Carrier
"Bother," said @F, as the Police surrounded his home
"Bother," said @F, as the STD results came through
"Bother," said @F, as the alien burst from his chest
"Bother," said @F, as the artist's pencil broke
"Bother," said @F, as the bin men stuck him to the front of the cart
"Bother," said @F, as the bridge washed away leaving his twig behind
"Bother," said @F, as the bungee cord snapped
"Bother," said @F, as the children didn't hand over their savings
"Bother," said @F, as the drug squad found half a kilo of Heroin
"Bother," said @F, as the dumdums splattered his stuffing
"Bother," said @F, as the judge sentenced him to 10 years
"Bother," said @F, as the jury found him "GUILTY"
"Bother," said @F, as the lifeboat sunk
"Bother," said @F, as the lipo-suction dissolved his legs
"Bother," said @F, as the media exposed his sexual depravity
"Bother," said @F, as the moderator unlinked him
"Bother," said @F, as the old lady caught him stealing her television
"Bother," said @F, as the opponent's dog lept for the kill
"Bother," said @F, as the pin fell out of the grenade
"Bother," said @F, as the propellor stopped turning
"Bother," said @F, as the small child choked on his eyes
"Bother," said @F, as the social workers took Christopher Robin away
"Bother," said @F, as the vice squad seized his GIFS
"Bother," said @F, as the withdrawl symptoms started
"Bother," said @F, more from force of habit than anything else
"Bother," said @F, reading his bank statement from Barings
"Bother," said @F, realising that Tiggers really are wonderful things
"Bother," said @F, unable to escape the Ooh! BBS meet
"Bother," said @F, when Eeyore rejected his advances
"Bother," said @F, when Owl sold his story
"Bother," said @F, when Piglet saw his bacon sandwich
"Bother," said @F, when he found that the tagline would not fi
"Bother," said @F, when he found the batteries were flat
"Bother," said @F, when he looked up his name in the dictionary
"Bother," said @F, when he read his AIDS test results
"Bother," said @F, when he realised he was drawn without genitalia
"Bother," said @F, when he realised that his phone was tapped
"Bother," said @F, when he realised the aubergene was stuck
"Bother," said @F, when his books were banned for corrupting minors
"Bother," said @F, when his parents confiscated the modem
"Bother," said @F, when his spliff went out
"Bother," said @F, when the needle missed the vein
"Bother," said @N, as he opened a gate to Hell
"Bother," said @TFname, as he pulled the alien face-hugger off
"Bother," said @TFname, when the Alien thingie popped out of his chest
"Bother," said @TO, as he opened a gate to Hell
"Bother," said @TO@, and kicked Pooh's tail
"Bother," said @TO@, and twitted the (HI-ASCII) moderator
"Bother," said @TO@, as he received his phone-bill
"Bother," said @TOFIRST@ and twitted the (HI-ASCII) moderator
"Bother," said @TOFIRST@, and kicked Pooh's tail
"Bother," said Adron e'Kieron, as the Chaos spread
"Bother," said Alice, as Pooh feigned a headache...again
"Bother," said Anthony, when he realised that his phone was tapped
"Bother," said BOBBY QUEEN, as he was assimilated by the Borg
"Bother," said Barney, as he was bitten by a rabid bear.
"Bother," said Bester, when he tried to scan Pooh
"Bother," said Black Pooh, proudly; "I *BE* Canadian!"
"Bother," said Capt. Pooh when he found his toupee was a tribble.
"Bother," said Capt. Pooh, as antimatter containment was lost.
"Bother," said Captain Pooh, "Lock phasers on that Heffalump!"
"Bother," said Captain Pooh, as antimatter containment was lost.
"Bother," said Chicken Boo, as his Pooh disguise came off
"Bother," said Christopher Robin, as @F got out the vaseline
"Bother," said Cigarette-Smoking Pooh as Krychek shot him
"Bother," said Cmdr. Pooh as Picard demoted him to Ensign
"Bother," said Couch-Potato Pooh: "I *YAM* Canadian!"
"Bother," said Count Pooh, as he sucked on the used Tampax
"Bother," said Dave, and kicked Pooh's ass
"Bother," said Dave, as another blackmail threat arrived
"Bother," said Disney, as the Jim Henson estate filed suit.
"Bother," said Doc Zimmerman, as he field dressed Neelix.
"Bother," said Eeyore, as he smiled and kicked Pooh's ass.
"Bother," said Eric, as he swallowed the mucus in lumps
"Bother," said HS dropout Pooh, proudly; "I *IS* Canadian!"
"Bother," said Jon, and reinstalled Windows
"Bother," said Kes, as she field dressed Cthulhu of Borg.
"Bother," said Kommandant Pooh, as he slaughtered innocent Jews
"Bother," said Lt. Pooh as Armus the oil slick killed him
"Bother," said Mexican-Canadian Pooh: "Yo *SOY* Canadian!"
"Bother," said Mr. @LN@, as he was pestered again by Novartza
"Bother," said Naked Pooh, "I'm a bare bear!"
"Bother," said O'Pooh. "Am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer?"
"Bother," said Odinn as Vader sent bounty hunters after him
"Bother," said Odo, as Kira kicked him in his non-existent genitalia.
"Bother," said Odo, as Pooh ran out and vaporized him.
"Bother," said Odo, as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother," said Picard, as he became infected with the mutant Pooh
"Bother," said Picard, as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold
"Bother," said Piglet as Pooh wasted him with a chainsaw
"Bother," said Piglet, as Pooh smeared him in honey
"Bother," said Pooh "I'm in the crap now - epsom salts in my hunny!"
"Bother," said Pooh & reached for the reset button
"Bother," said Pooh - as the gates to hell was opened
"Bother," said Pooh Dax, as he found out his symbiont hated "hunny."
"Bother," said Pooh after he pushed Humpty Dumpty
"Bother," said Pooh and carved Orville's name in the black candle
"Bother," said Pooh and deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Bother," said Pooh and erased his message base.
"Bother," said Pooh and hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother," said Pooh and inhaled.
"Bother," said Pooh and shot Owl with his .357
"Bother," said Pooh and smacked Piglet for not paying up
"Bother," said Pooh and twitted @T
"Bother," said Pooh as "Formating Drive C" appeared on the screen
"Bother," said Pooh as 5,000 Whitecloaks topped the hill
"Bother," said Pooh as @T posted again
"Bother," said Pooh as Alderaan exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh as Beavis and Butt-Head began to roast Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh as Beverly's hair changed color yet again
"Bother," said Pooh as Bill Clinton promised to lower taxes
"Bother," said Pooh as Chewbakka ripped him in half.
"Bother," said Pooh as Christopher Vader led him toward the
"Bother," said Pooh as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.
"Bother," said Pooh as Earnhardt won again!
"Bother," said Pooh as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc.
"Bother," said Pooh as Ford pulled out the Elecronic Thumb.
"Bother," said Pooh as Freddy used his body to kill Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh as Han Solo asked for more money
"Bother," said Pooh as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun.
"Bother," said Pooh as Hannibal ate his liver with a nice Chianti
"Bother," said Pooh as Howard Stern was fined by the FCC.
"Bother," said Pooh as JMS threw him out an airlock
"Bother," said Pooh as JMS threw him out an airlock
"Bother," said Pooh as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor.
"Bother," said Pooh as Julius Caesar gasped "Et tu, Poohte?"
"Bother," said Pooh as Julius Caesar uttered "Et tu Pooht
"Bother," said Pooh as Kanga gave birth to a monster.
"Bother," said Pooh as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt.
"Bother," said Pooh as Kirk gave him a red shirt.
"Bother," said Pooh as Klingons boarded the Enterprise.
"Bother," said Pooh as Lestat gave him the choice he never had.
"Bother," said Pooh as Londo missed another chance at redemption
"Bother," said Pooh as Macgyver posted again.
"Bother," said Pooh as Morden asked what he wanted
"Bother," said Pooh as Mulder and Scully rushed in, guns drawn.
"Bother," said Pooh as NBC cancelled Star Trek.
"Bother," said Pooh as Odo ordered him off the Promenade.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet acquired all four Railroads.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet acquired all four Railway stations
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet became possesed by a demon.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet came back from the dead.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet covered both hands with Crisco & smiled
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet finished the last of his whiskey
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet gave him to the Emperor
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet pulled out the Anal Intruder.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet refused to give him some Pooh-tang.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet sacrified him to Cthulhu.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet stepped on the land mine.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet struck a match in the gas spillage
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet took his modem away from him
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet tried to cast fireball.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet whipped him with the riding crop.
"Bother," said Pooh as Quark cheated him.
"Bother," said Pooh as Robert posted again.
"Bother," said Pooh as Satan laid his soul to waste.
"Bother," said Pooh as Satan pointed out the small print.
"Bother," said Pooh as Scotty beamed him up.
"Bother," said Pooh as Sharon approached
"Bother," said Pooh as Sheridan stuffed him in an airlock
"Bother," said Pooh as Spock called him illogical.
"Bother," said Pooh as Sub Zero ripped his spinal column out again.
"Bother," said Pooh as SubZero ripped his spine out.
"Bother," said Pooh as Tigger turned out to be a changeling.
"Bother," said Pooh as Trelane aimed his pistol at him.
"Bother," said Pooh as Vader choked Piglet with the Force!
"Bother," said Pooh as Vader cut off his right paw.
"Bother," said Pooh as Vader killed Obi Wan.
"Bother," said Pooh as Vader sent bounty hunters after him.
"Bother," said Pooh as Vader stopped him from killing the Emperor.
"Bother," said Pooh as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side.
"Bother," said Pooh as William Tell sneezed
"Bother," said Pooh as Windows crashed *again*!
"Bother," said Pooh as Windows crashed into piglet
"Bother," said Pooh as Windows swapped out again.
"Bother," said Pooh as Worf growled.
"Bother," said Pooh as Yoda told him of another Pooh.
"Bother," said Pooh as Ziggy's circuits failed.
"Bother," said Pooh as a Super truck rammed into Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh as a gang of teenage thugs beat him to death
"Bother," said Pooh as a vole stole his honey.
"Bother," said Pooh as another Mulder or Scully relative died
"Bother," said Pooh as another OutRage blackmail threat arrived
"Bother," said Pooh as auxillary control blew up.
"Bother," said Pooh as four blondes approached
"Bother," said Pooh as gave him to the Emperor
"Bother," said Pooh as he >S*W*I*P*E*D< a better tagline
"Bother," said Pooh as he and Mr. White wound up in a Mexican standoff.
"Bother," said Pooh as he approached terminal velocity
"Bother," said Pooh as he approached terminal velocity
"Bother," said Pooh as he arrested for running around bear naked.
"Bother," said Pooh as he assembled the Grand Grimoire.
"Bother," said Pooh as he awakened Tiamet.
"Bother," said Pooh as he backed into a squad car
"Bother," said Pooh as he backed up onto the wrong tape
"Bother," said Pooh as he beat Steven Seagal to a bloody pulp.
"Bother," said Pooh as he blew away half of the 100 acre woods.
"Bother," said Pooh as he blew up the Enterprise.
"Bother," said Pooh as he breached the dam above Johnstown.
"Bother," said Pooh as he built a glove with knives for fingers.
"Bother," said Pooh as he bumped into Barney
"Bother," said Pooh as he buried Piglet next to Roo
"Bother," said Pooh as he burned EEYORE at the stake
"Bother," said Pooh as he called forth a demon.
"Bother," said Pooh as he called in an air strike
"Bother," said Pooh as he came all over little Roo.
"Bother," said Pooh as he carved E-E-Y-O-R-E upon the Black Candle.
"Bother," said Pooh as he caught the grenade
"Bother," said Pooh as he centered the cross hairs on Tigger
"Bother," said Pooh as he chambered a round
"Bother," said Pooh as he changed history.
"Bother," said Pooh as he coached Saddam Hussein on military strategy.
"Bother," said Pooh as he completed his 25th Kamikazi mission.
"Bother," said Pooh as he composed Roo's ransom note
"Bother," said Pooh as he conducted forty gigavolts
"Bother," said Pooh as he converted the hunting rifle to automatic fire
"Bother," said Pooh as he crashed through the police road block.
"Bother," said Pooh as he cross-dressed for Christopher Robin.
"Bother," said Pooh as he cuckolded Cristopher Robin's father.
"Bother," said Pooh as he cut and paste the ransom demand.
"Bother," said Pooh as he cut his initials in the snow.
"Bother," said Pooh as he cut open a Tauntaun.
"Bother," said Pooh as he declared Democrats an endangered species.
"Bother," said Pooh as he deleted UNIX from his machine
"Bother," said Pooh as he deleted his hard drive data
"Bother," said Pooh as he delivered another load of pirated videos
"Bother," said Pooh as he denied paternity.
"Bother," said Pooh as he depleted the ozone layer.
"Bother," said Pooh as he destroyed the evidence.
"Bother," said Pooh as he developed crabs.
"Bother," said Pooh as he died in a pool of blood.
"Bother," said Pooh as he digested the razor blade in the apple
"Bother," said Pooh as he directed traffic onto the dead-end street.
"Bother," said Pooh as he disposed of Piglet's body
"Bother," said Pooh as he donned his ninja garment and went after Owl.
"Bother," said Pooh as he donned his ninja uniform and went to kill Owl.
"Bother," said Pooh as he drank Roo's blood.
"Bother," said Pooh as he drank his fifth Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
"Bother," said Pooh as he drank the bong water
"Bother," said Pooh as he dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax.
"Bother," said Pooh as he drew a Dragon's Fang on Rabbit's door.
"Bother," said Pooh as he dropped another white rhino
"Bother," said Pooh as he dropped his bombs
"Bother," said Pooh as he dropped his suppository.
"Bother," said Pooh as he dropped slugs in2the Salvation Army kettle
"Bother," said Pooh as he dropped the nitroglycerine
"Bother," said Pooh as he drove down the crowded sidewalk.
"Bother," said Pooh as he drove the Ka-Bar home again
"Bother," said Pooh as he emptied the mag on full auto.
"Bother," said Pooh as he engaged his cloaking device.
"Bother," said Pooh as he entered the Badlands.
"Bother," said Pooh as he erased his hard drive
"Bother," said Pooh as he extended his razors.
"Bother," said Pooh as he eyed his turtle egg drop soup.
"Bother," said Pooh as he failed another melee combat roll.
"Bother," said Pooh as he failed to appease the gods
"Bother," said Pooh as he failed to lift the X-wing with the Force.
"Bother," said Pooh as he failed to reach Nirvana
"Bother," said Pooh as he faked the distress signal.
"Bother," said Pooh as he falsified his income tax return.
"Bother," said Pooh as he fed his cat... to his dog.
"Bother," said Pooh as he fed the intruder to an alligator
"Bother," said Pooh as he fell into the Water Closet
"Bother," said Pooh as he fell into the cauldron of glue
"Bother," said Pooh as he fell into the liquid iron ore crucible
"Bother," said Pooh as he fell into the nitric acid
"Bother," said Pooh as he fell into the tiger pit.
"Bother," said Pooh as he fell off the prostitute
"Bother," said Pooh as he fell off the tightrope
"Bother," said Pooh as he felt Vader's presence.
"Bother," said Pooh as he felt a disturbance in the Force.
"Bother," said Pooh as he fenced a good night's take.
"Bother," said Pooh as he finished the bottle and tasted the poison
"Bother," said Pooh as he finished the last line of cocaine.
"Bother," said Pooh as he fished his diskettes out of the honey jar
"Bother," said Pooh as he flashed a group of nuns.
"Bother," said Pooh as he floated out the Babylon 5 airlock.
"Bother," said Pooh as he flooded the computer room with nerve gas.
"Bother," said Pooh as he forged Christopher Robin's suicide note.
"Bother," said Pooh as he forged Necheyev's suicide note.
"Bother," said Pooh as he forgot which tagline he was going to use
"Bother," said Pooh as he forked over 20,000 New Yen for a bribe.
"Bother," said Pooh as he formatted C: drive.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found Earl in his honey pot
"Bother," said Pooh as he found Head & Shoulder didn't do Legs & Torsos
"Bother," said Pooh as he found Piglet in bed with Eeyore.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found out his symbiont hated "hunny."
"Bother," said Pooh as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found out that Eeyore had the Force, too.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had VD.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had genital warts.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had gonnarhea.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had herpes.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had syphillus.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found the hook in the fish he had swallowed
"Bother," said Pooh as he found the smack contained talc.
"Bother," said Pooh as he fried Piglet for breakfast.
"Bother," said Pooh as he gained the First Power.
"Bother," said Pooh as he gave Ted Kennedy another driving lesson.
"Bother," said Pooh as he got off the plane in Medelin.
"Bother," said Pooh as he got splattered all over the taglines
"Bother," said Pooh as he got trapped in the printer
"Bother," said Pooh as he got up for another brewski.
"Bother," said Pooh as he gouged out both eyes with a spoon
"Bother," said Pooh as he gunned the truck towards the Marine barracks.
"Bother," said Pooh as he had Eeyore for dinner
"Bother," said Pooh as he had Fluffosuction.
"Bother," said Pooh as he had a head-on collision
"Bother," said Pooh as he had another quasi-idea
"Bother," said Pooh as he had sex with Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh as he handed out Ex-Lax Halloween treats.
"Bother," said Pooh as he harpooned Flipper
"Bother," said Pooh as he harpooned SHAMU
"Bother," said Pooh as he heard his Doc Wagon band go off
"Bother," said Pooh as he held up Eddie's Discount Liquors
"Bother," said Pooh as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's.
"Bother," said Pooh as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's
"Bother," said Pooh as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot.
"Bother," said Pooh as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ignored the white flag, ordering "Open Fire!".
"Bother," said Pooh as he infected the Indians blankets.
"Bother," said Pooh as he informed on Christopher Robin to the CIA
"Bother," said Pooh as he inhaled the tablecloth
"Bother," said Pooh as he inserted the suppository.
"Bother," said Pooh as he joined the Provision IRA
"Bother," said Pooh as he launched the nuclear warheads.
"Bother," said Pooh as he leaped through time.
"Bother," said Pooh as he led an attack against Cylon command ship
"Bother," said Pooh as he led an invasion of the Klingon Home World.
"Bother," said Pooh as he leveled the building
"Bother," said Pooh as he licked the cheese on the mousetrap
"Bother," said Pooh as he lit the end of the gas-soaked rag
"Bother," said Pooh as he loaded another clip into his Uzi
"Bother," said Pooh as he loaded his last round
"Bother," said Pooh as he lobbed a grenade at the intruder
"Bother," said Pooh as he lobbed another WP grenade into the nursery.
"Bother," said Pooh as he looked at his genealogy
"Bother," said Pooh as he looked into the face of the Myrddraal.
"Bother," said Pooh as he lost another game of strip poker.
"Bother," said Pooh as he lost antimatter containment.
"Bother," said Pooh as he made a mask out of Piglet's skin.
"Bother," said Pooh as he made yet another ham sandwich
"Bother," said Pooh as he mined the hospital parking lot.
"Bother," said Pooh as he misquoted the druidic Spell of Making.
"Bother," said Pooh as he mixed the lime with the coconut!
"Bother," said Pooh as he nibbled on himself
"Bother," said Pooh as he opened a gate to Hell.
"Bother," said Pooh as he opened his America Online bill
"Bother," said Pooh as he opened the package from the Unabomber.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ordered Mr. Worff to fire all phasers.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ordered Mr. Worff to fire all phasers.
"Bother," said Pooh as he paid off the Simpson jury.
"Bother," said Pooh as he parked O.J.'s white Bronco.
"Bother," said Pooh as he passed into the cow's fourth stomach
"Bother," said Pooh as he pierced his tongue
"Bother," said Pooh as he played with the Cenobite's puzzlebox.
"Bother," said Pooh as he plunged the adrenaline hypo into Mia Wallace.
"Bother," said Pooh as he poured Zyklon-B into the ventilation system.
"Bother," said Pooh as he poured Zyklon-B into the ventilation system.
"Bother," said Pooh as he poured carcinogens into the city water supply.
"Bother," said Pooh as he poured grease onto the interstate
"Bother," said Pooh as he prepared Christopher for human sacrifice.
"Bother," said Pooh as he pressed the bomb release.
"Bother," said Pooh as he puked all over Christopher Robin.
"Bother," said Pooh as he pulled a Tribble from a honeypot.
"Bother," said Pooh as he pulled out the last of the control rods.
"Bother," said Pooh as he pulled the Tribble from his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh as he pulled the cat off his face
"Bother," said Pooh as he pushed The Button to start Armageddon
"Bother," said Pooh as he pushed the plunger and the UN fell
"Bother," said Pooh as he put Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink
"Bother," said Pooh as he put on the hockey mask and started the saw.
"Bother," said Pooh as he put right what once went wrong.
"Bother," said Pooh as he put the message in the wrong conference.
"Bother," said Pooh as he put the money under Kanga's pillow.
"Bother," said Pooh as he quietly hid Piglet's body away
"Bother," said Pooh as he raised his veil and grabbed his spear.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ran Doublespace
"Bother," said Pooh as he ran out of KY jelly.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ran out of ammo.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ran out of dilithium crystals.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ran out of lighter fluid.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ran out of taglines.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ran the rapids in an air mattress
"Bother," said Pooh as he reached for the reset button.
"Bother," said Pooh as he read alt.fan.bill-gates
"Bother," said Pooh as he read the Generations script
"Bother," said Pooh as he read the Solar Flux Data
"Bother," said Pooh as he read yet another `Pooh' tagline
"Bother," said Pooh as he realised that his Visor was a hair barrette.
"Bother," said Pooh as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon.
"Bother," said Pooh as he realized he had been pointing the gun the wrong
"Bother," said Pooh as he realized he was a Star Trek redshirt.
"Bother," said Pooh as he realized he was drunk
"Bother," said Pooh as he realized he'd been issued a one-way ticket
"Bother," said Pooh as he realized that the bus driver was crazy
"Bother," said Pooh as he realized the TV control was a bomb detonator
"Bother," said Pooh as he received his Compuserve bill.
"Bother," said Pooh as he regained consciousness on the autopsy table
"Bother," said Pooh as he rejoined the circle of life at the bottom
"Bother," said Pooh as he reloaded his AK-47.
"Bother," said Pooh as he remembered getting stoned with Bill Clinton.
"Bother," said Pooh as he reverted to his liquid state.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ripped the fabric of Time and Space.
"Bother," said Pooh as he rolled over and lit @TF's cigarette.
"Bother," said Pooh as he rolled over into the wet spot.
"Bother," said Pooh as he rose from the grave.
"Bother," said Pooh as he sabotaged Wile E. Coyote's latest trap.
"Bother," said Pooh as he said "Bother"
"Bother," said Pooh as he said f**k in the wrong conf
"Bother," said Pooh as he sashayed into a Gay bar.
"Bother," said Pooh as he sat on the firecracker
"Bother," said Pooh as he saw Lorena Bobbitt drive up
"Bother," said Pooh as he saw Ms. Bobbit drive up.
"Bother," said Pooh as he saw his friends dressed in black robes.
"Bother," said Pooh as he saw his life flash before him
"Bother," said Pooh as he saw the mushroom cloud
"Bother," said Pooh as he scrambled his partition table
"Bother," said Pooh as he sent another AreaFix message
"Bother," said Pooh as he sent away for an inflatable Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh as he set crosshairs on Bill Clinton.
"Bother," said Pooh as he set his phaser on kill.
"Bother," said Pooh as he shared his pain with Sybok.
"Bother," said Pooh as he shook down his classmate's lunch money
"Bother," said Pooh as he shook hands with the leper
"Bother," said Pooh as he shot Bambi's mother again
"Bother," said Pooh as he shot Rabbit.
"Bother," said Pooh as he shot the Emperical drone.
"Bother," said Pooh as he shot up his fix
"Bother," said Pooh as he signed the pact.
"Bother," said Pooh as he slaughtered innocent Jawas.
"Bother," said Pooh as he slipped and fell down the mine shaft
"Bother," said Pooh as he slipped his date a Purple Microdot.
"Bother," said Pooh as he slipped the traffic cop $10.
"Bother," said Pooh as he slit his wrists
"Bother," said Pooh as he smashed a beer bottle over piglet's head
"Bother," said Pooh as he smoked a joint and his head exploded
"Bother," said Pooh as he smoked his 1646's
"Bother," said Pooh as he sold Eore to the glue factory.
"Bother," said Pooh as he sold crack in the school yard.
"Bother," said Pooh as he sopped coffee from his keyboard
"Bother," said Pooh as he spammed the Buy/Sell conference
"Bother," said Pooh as he spied into the girl's locker room peephole
"Bother," said Pooh as he spontaneously combusted
"Bother," said Pooh as he started to install Windows!
"Bother," said Pooh as he stepped into the acceleration chamber
"Bother," said Pooh as he stepped into the particle accelerator.
"Bother," said Pooh as he stepped on the land mine
"Bother," said Pooh as he strafed the lifeboats.
"Bother," said Pooh as he struggled with the computer's reset button
"Bother," said Pooh as he stuck his finger in the light socket.
"Bother," said Pooh as he stuffed Piglet's corpse into a trash bag.
"Bother," said Pooh as he sucked the life out of Tigger.
"Bother," said Pooh as he sunk his twelfth Guinness
"Bother," said Pooh as he swallowed a grenade
"Bother," said Pooh as he swallowed his mouthpiece
"Bother," said Pooh as he swallowed the Coke can
"Bother," said Pooh as he swung from the gallows beside Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh as he testified O.J. was with him.
"Bother," said Pooh as he threw the pin and dropped the grenade.
"Bother," said Pooh as he thumbed through his father's magazines.
"Bother," said Pooh as he tied Kanga down, "sport!"
"Bother," said Pooh as he tied Piglet to the "Wheel of Lust".
"Bother," said Pooh as he tied Piglet to the bed.
"Bother," said Pooh as he told IRS of Scrooge McDuck's secret ledgers.
"Bother," said Pooh as he took aim from behind the grassy knoll.
"Bother," said Pooh as he took his torn pants to Garak's.
"Bother," said Pooh as he tossed the bloody glove behind the poolhouse
"Bother," said Pooh as he touched a live wire
"Bother," said Pooh as he transcended this plane
"Bother," said Pooh as he trapped his testicles in the honey jar
"Bother," said Pooh as he tried to install OS/2.
"Bother," said Pooh as he tried to install Windows
"Bother," said Pooh as he tried to learn COBOL
"Bother," said Pooh as he tried to uninstall WARP
"Bother," said Pooh as he turned into a bat.
"Bother," said Pooh as he twitted his moderator.
"Bother," said Pooh as he uncovered a hive of Smurfs
"Bother," said Pooh as he underwent aversion therapy.
"Bother," said Pooh as he unloaded his Aries Predator on Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh as he used up the last of his dodge pool.
"Bother," said Pooh as he violated Eeyore.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was arrested for non-support.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was assimilated by the Borg.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was bitten by his date's living bra.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was blinded
"Bother," said Pooh as he was captured by Nazi Smurf commandos
"Bother," said Pooh as he was carted off to the roadkill cafe
"Bother," said Pooh as he was caught playing with himself.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was encased in wet concrete
"Bother," said Pooh as he was faxed to Holland
"Bother," said Pooh as he was forced to miss Babylon 5.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was forced to watch Nowhere Man.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was frozen in carbonite.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was given a tour of the Lion's stomach
"Bother," said Pooh as he was killed by BATF agents.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was molested by Barney.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was reborn as an amoeba
"Bother," said Pooh as he was sacrificed
"Bother," said Pooh as he was sodomized by Barney.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was sucked into the jet engine
"Bother," said Pooh as he was surrounded by thirteen Aes Sedai.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was thrown 70,000 light years from home.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was trapped in the airtight vault
"Bother," said Pooh as he watched his 830mb drive slowly format itself
"Bother," said Pooh as he went over the falls
"Bother," said Pooh as he went to kill Owl.
"Bother," said Pooh as he whispered innermost secrets to Connie Chung.
"Bother," said Pooh as he wiped the vomit from his chin.
"Bother," said Pooh as he wrestled with the moderator.
"Bother," said Pooh as he yanked the guillotine's lanyard.
"Bother," said Pooh as he yawned so hard he lost Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh as his Ben-wah balls broke.
"Bother," said Pooh as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold.
"Bother," said Pooh as his SIN number failed.
"Bother," said Pooh as his Stinger locked onto the 747.
"Bother," said Pooh as his Tie-fighter smashed into an asteriod.
"Bother," said Pooh as his VCR ate a Babylon 5 tape.
"Bother," said Pooh as his VCR mangled DEBBIE DOES DALLAS.
"Bother," said Pooh as his X-wing exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh as his X-wing exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh as his airbag popped
"Bother," said Pooh as his barrel reached the top of the falls
"Bother," said Pooh as his batteries died just moments before climax.
"Bother," said Pooh as his brain was sucked out.
"Bother," said Pooh as his bungee cord broke.
"Bother," said Pooh as his cable gun jammed.
"Bother," said Pooh as his combat drone exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh as his condom ripped.
"Bother," said Pooh as his credstick deleted itself"
"Bother," said Pooh as his doctor showed him the HIV test results
"Bother," said Pooh as his friends left him alone to die.
"Bother," said Pooh as his hand became snagged in the wringer
"Bother," said Pooh as his head exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh as his head was sewn back on
"Bother," said Pooh as his last piece of cereal crawled away
"Bother," said Pooh as his lightsaber went out.
"Bother," said Pooh as his mind ran out of taglines to use
"Bother," said Pooh as his monitor blew up in his face.
"Bother," said Pooh as his plastic love doll exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh as his rectum exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh as his regeneration failed.
"Bother," said Pooh as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother," said Pooh as his rubber woman sprung a leak.
"Bother," said Pooh as his runabout entered the Badlands.
"Bother," said Pooh as his saw ran out of gas.
"Bother," said Pooh as his ship failed to jump to light speed.
"Bother," said Pooh as his striped necktie woke and strangled him
"Bother," said Pooh as his synthesizer was smashed by Trent Reznor.
"Bother," said Pooh as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother," said Pooh as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother," said Pooh as his torpedos missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother," said Pooh as his warp core breached.
"Bother," said Pooh as it was his turn to play Russian Roulette
"Bother," said Pooh as millions of voices cried out and went silent.
"Bother," said Pooh as pouring carcinogens into the city water supply
"Bother," said Pooh as ran C3PO through the trash compacter.
"Bother," said Pooh as received his Compuserve bill
"Bother," said Pooh as the AT-AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Alien burst out of his chest.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Borg assimilated him.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Borg pumped bio-chips into him.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Daleks exterminated him.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Death Star shot him down
"Bother," said Pooh as the Emperor electrocuted him with the Force.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Enterprise exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Ewoks stole his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Ferengi swindled him
"Bother," said Pooh as the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Klingons opened fire.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Moderator orbed him for being off-topic.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Na'ka'leen feeder consumed him.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Ravanous Bugblatter Beast of Trall 8 Owl
"Bother," said Pooh as the Red Ajah captured him.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Redhead refused to whip him again!
"Bother," said Pooh as the Romulan warbird uncloaked.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Shadows closed in
"Bother," said Pooh as the Shadows decimated his homeworld.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Shadows sucked out his internal organs
"Bother," said Pooh as the Storm troopers caught him
"Bother," said Pooh as the Swat Team closed in.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Texan flushed the toilet
"Bother," said Pooh as the VCR ate his favorite porno tape.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Vogons destroyed Earth.
"Bother," said Pooh as the White Star dived towards the Hundred Acre Wood
"Bother," said Pooh as the aardvarks trampled him.
"Bother," said Pooh as the axe missed the log and sank into his foot
"Bother," said Pooh as the baliffs trashed his messagebase
"Bother," said Pooh as the batteries died in his blaster.
"Bother," said Pooh as the brake cables snapped on the Alaska highway
"Bother," said Pooh as the brakes went out!
"Bother," said Pooh as the bull impaled him on his horns
"Bother," said Pooh as the bull noticed his red T-shirt
"Bother," said Pooh as the bungi cord broke.
"Bother," said Pooh as the condom came away in his hand
"Bother," said Pooh as the crazed dentist started the drill
"Bother," said Pooh as the dirigible popped
"Bother," said Pooh as the doctor amputated the wrong leg
"Bother," said Pooh as the elastic in his trousers gave way
"Bother," said Pooh as the fan reversed direction and sucked him in
"Bother," said Pooh as the fire fed on his arm
"Bother," said Pooh as the firing squad took aim
"Bother," said Pooh as the gene pool sprung a leak!
"Bother," said Pooh as the guillotine blade fell
"Bother," said Pooh as the hippopotamus' breath knocked him out cold
"Bother," said Pooh as the killer bees attacked
"Bother," said Pooh as the leeches sucked him dry
"Bother," said Pooh as the left wing snapped off
"Bother," said Pooh as the lumberjack chopped down his hunny tree
"Bother," said Pooh as the moderator swung his club.
"Bother," said Pooh as the mosquitos carried him away
"Bother," said Pooh as the mountain he was climbing suddenly erupted
"Bother," said Pooh as the nuclear waste mutated his teeth into fangs
"Bother," said Pooh as the oncoming trucker had an epilleptic fit
"Bother," said Pooh as the others burned him at the stake.
"Bother," said Pooh as the parachute failed to open !!!
"Bother," said Pooh as the parasite ate it's way into his brain
"Bother," said Pooh as the pentecostal healer grew him a third arm
"Bother," said Pooh as the pin fell out of the grenade.
"Bother," said Pooh as the piranhas nibbled his eyes out
"Bother," said Pooh as the plane jettisoned both wings
"Bother," said Pooh as the plane jettisoned third class
"Bother," said Pooh as the plot device was re-used again.
"Bother," said Pooh as the police closed in.
"Bother," said Pooh as the prunes began their work
"Bother," said Pooh as the rip cord came away in his hand
"Bother," said Pooh as the river carried him away and the rocks tore him
"Bother," said Pooh as the road ended abruptly at a cliff
"Bother," said Pooh as the shark bit off both of his legs
"Bother," said Pooh as the shuttle bay decompressed
"Bother," said Pooh as the steel trap closed on his leg
"Bother," said Pooh as the sun's ultraviolet light burned off his fur
"Bother," said Pooh as the tires crushed his lungs and creased his fur
"Bother," said Pooh as the tornado redistributed his internal organs
"Bother," said Pooh as the train approached and the ropes wouldn't break
"Bother," said Pooh as the tribbles rained down on him.
"Bother," said Pooh as the trip-wire clicked.
"Bother," said Pooh as the tsetse fly bit him
"Bother," said Pooh as the vice squad took his .GIF files
"Bother," said Pooh as the warp core breached.
"Bother," said Pooh as the woodpecker approached his hot-air balloon
"Bother," said Pooh as they all gathered for an orgy.
"Bother," said Pooh as they buried him face-up
"Bother," said Pooh as they closed the casket on him
"Bother," said Pooh as they lit the pyre
"Bother," said Pooh as they loaded him into the sub's torpedo tube
"Bother," said Pooh as they nailed him to a tree
"Bother," said Pooh as they plowed him under
"Bother," said Pooh as they poured salt on his open wounds
"Bother," said Pooh as they stuffed him and mounted him on the wall
"Bother," said Pooh as wolf pack caught his scent
"Bother," said Pooh as: 'CONNECT 1200' showed up again!
"Bother," said Pooh dressed up like Santa, and grabbed his axe
"Bother," said Pooh for no apparent reason.
"Bother," said Pooh joining @F in making excuses
"Bother," said Pooh of Arc, burning at the stake
"Bother," said Pooh of Borg, "Hunny is irrelevant, prepare to be."
"Bother," said Pooh of Borg, as he assimilated Tigger
"Bother," said Pooh of Borg, as he assimilated Tigger and Pigglet.
"Bother," said Pooh of Borg, as he assimiliated Tigger.
"Bother," said Pooh of Borg. "Honey is irrelevant. Prepare to bee"
"Bother," said Pooh on his deathbed
"Bother," said Pooh on the cross, "Helluva way to spend Easter!"
"Bother," said Pooh on the cross,"this is a helluva way2spend Easter!
"Bother," said Pooh pulling the tribble from his honey pot
"Bother," said Pooh realizing he'd been pointing the gun the wrong
"Bother," said Pooh the atheist as the world ended
"Bother," said Pooh to @FN@. "It's your husband and he has a gun"
"Bother," said Pooh to Owl, "you're not spotted, are you?"
"Bother," said Pooh to Piglet, "I'll be the Mommy, you be Daddy."
"Bother," said Pooh to Piglet, "did you want fries with that porkchop?"
"Bother," said Pooh w/a sexy grin,as he tied up his favorite brunette
"Bother," said Pooh when C4 postponed B5
"Bother," said Pooh when Drew Bledsoe threw yet another interception.
"Bother," said Pooh when Gerry agreed with him
"Bother," said Pooh when Piglet's time stabiliser was hit
"Bother," said Pooh when Rabbit declared martial law
"Bother," said Pooh when Sheridan spaced him
"Bother," said Pooh when Tigger dropped the joint in the honey jar
"Bother," said Pooh when he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh when he couldn't think of anything new
"Bother," said Pooh when he discovered Owl was on stims
"Bother," said Pooh when he discovered flarn isn't a bit like hunny
"Bother," said Pooh when he discovered how much hunny costs on a space station
"Bother," said Pooh when he found out his symbiont didn't like hunny.
"Bother," said Pooh when he found that Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll
"Bother," said Pooh when he had fallen and couldn't get up
"Bother," said Pooh when he noticed Neil Smith's Band-Aid.
"Bother," said Pooh when he read the spoiler
"Bother," said Pooh when he realised Eeyore had taken dust
"Bother," said Pooh when he realized he wasn't wearing any pants
"Bother," said Pooh when he saw Richie Ryan awaken from a mortal wound
"Bother," said Pooh when he saw another Pooh tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh when he saw the patriots severed head emblem
"Bother," said Pooh when he shot a "preemie."
"Bother," said Pooh when he was arrested for dealing in dust on the zocalo
"Bother," said Pooh when he was expelled from the Grey Council
"Bother," said Pooh when he was exposed as a Psi Corps spy
"Bother," said Pooh when he was told he had `Netter's' syndrome
"Bother," said Pooh when his Mum banned him from B5_UK
"Bother," said Pooh when saw how much2buy hunny on a space station
"Bother," said Pooh when the ATF confiscated his X - rated GIF files. *
"Bother," said Pooh when the Alien thingie popped out of his chest.
"Bother," said Pooh when the Shadows took the bounce out of Tigger
"Bother," said Pooh when the government took away his scanner
"Bother," said Pooh when unearthed a Shadow ship in HundredAcrewood
"Bother," said Pooh while watching the J - E - T - S ! lose on TV. *
"Bother," said Pooh with a sexy grin, as he tied up his favorite brunette!!
"Bother," said Pooh"I'm in the crap now - epsom salts in my hunny!"
"Bother," said Pooh& opened fire
"Bother," said Pooh& smacked Piglet for not paying up"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sniffed the tube of glue.
"Bother," said Pooh, "*I* am Brian of Nazareth!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "@FN@ is starting to annoy me!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "@N@ is back again".
"Bother," said Pooh, "@N@ is such an idiot..."
"Bother," said Pooh, "All in all, we're just bricks in the wall..."
"Bother," said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are barbecuing Barney!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "Cover me in Hunny and throw me to the lesbians!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "Did I hurt you?," as Kanga moved during sex.
"Bother," said Pooh, "Do what Thou wilt. Or not, see if I care."
"Bother," said Pooh, "Godzilla dies for your sins!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I don't take a poo, and I don't give a poo..."
"Bother," said Pooh, "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I f**king hate taglines"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I have the right to bear arms!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I just felt like saying 'Bother,' OK?"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I need a honey glaze for Piglet."
"Bother," said Pooh, "I need a sauce for piglet."
"Bother," said Pooh, "I need pig-skin to make a football!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I only wanted to *stun* Tigger."
"Bother," said Pooh, "I really don't like Golden Show... blub..."
"Bother," said Pooh, "I really don't like Golden Showers".
"Bother," said Pooh, "I remember when O.J. was a fruit juice!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I thought virgins bled."
"Bother," said Pooh, "I thought virgins were tighter."
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'M Brian of Nazareth!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm a pederast, not a pedophile!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm a pet, not Korean food!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm a puzzle within an enigma..."
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm a toy bear, not a sex toy!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm just a boy-toy!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm just a young bear led astray by @FN@."
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm named after a bowel movement."
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm not into Bestialit... whoa, Nelly!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm not into anal se... YOWCH!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm not into being gagge... Mmmmph"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm not into bestialit... down, Rover!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm not into waterspor... blub"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm so hungry I could eat a bear... no, wait..."
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm standing and I can't fall down!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm trapped in @FN@'s computer!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm up and I can't get down!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "Ick, @N@ is back again!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "Is it live, or is it Memorex?"
"Bother," said Pooh, "It's Christopher! Hide in the closet"
"Bother," said Pooh, "It's true, what they say about Catholic girls!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "It's your husband and he has a gun."
"Bother," said Pooh, "Life ain't easy when you're short and sleazy."
"Bother," said Pooh, "Lock phasers on that heffalump!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "No wonder they call Sloe Gin `Panty Remover!'"
"Bother," said Pooh, "No, I mean you really DO bother me!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "Not shampoo, the REAL Pooh!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "Nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
"Bother," said Pooh, "Only in Canada? Pity."
"Bother," said Pooh, "Piglet's only a toy! Quit molesting him..."
"Bother," said Pooh, "Please get your hand off my thigh..."
"Bother," said Pooh, "Rabbit is a small and nourishing animal."
"Bother," said Pooh, "Saying `bother' is just a nervous habit..."
"Bother," said Pooh, "The Rolling Stones? 60-year-old men in Spandex?"
"Bother," said Pooh, "The meek shall inherit Sweet F'All!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "There, I've said it!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "These kittens take a long time to drown!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "This Martini was stirred, not shaken."
"Bother," said Pooh, "Tiggers don't like fallatio"
"Bother," said Pooh, "Tuna, dolphin... what's the difference?"
"Bother," said Pooh, "We better nuke 'em from orbit"
"Bother," said Pooh, "Where is that 'Any' key?"
"Bother," said Pooh, "_I'm_ Brian of Nazareth!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "`Do What Thou Wilt' shall be the Law."
"Bother," said Pooh, "all I wanted was an espresso!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer?"
"Bother," said Pooh, "cursive writing doesn't mean what I thought..."
"Bother," said Pooh, "do Owls really have peckers?"
"Bother," said Pooh, "is this all there is?"
"Bother," said Pooh, "it's demeaning to be a tagline!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "now that I've told you I'll have to kill you."
"Bother," said Pooh, "thank God boys can't get pregnant!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "the door appears to be locked."
"Bother," said Pooh, "these people are evil."
"Bother," said Pooh, "this Tagline is revolting."
"Bother," said Pooh, "we're here to <clap> pump you up!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "who filled my Hunny jar with Crazy-Glue?"
"Bother," said Pooh, "who put sand in the Vaseline?!?"
"Bother," said Pooh, & pulled the detonator killing the dictator.
"Bother," said Pooh, & reached for the reset button
"Bother," said Pooh, As The Aliens Extracted His Anus With Lasers
"Bother," said Pooh, As The Highlander Cuts His Head Off
"Bother," said Pooh, As The Redneck Blew Him Away!
"Bother," said Pooh, As her husband pulled a gun
"Bother," said Pooh, Beavis and Butthead R roasting Piglet!
"Bother," said Pooh, Beavis and Butthead are barbecuing Barney!
"Bother," said Pooh, Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!
"Bother," said Pooh, I just can't sell any marijuana anymore
"Bother," said Pooh, I need a honey glaze for Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh, I need a sauce for Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh, I only wanted to *stun* Tigger.
"Bother," said Pooh, I ordered this martini shaken not stirred
"Bother," said Pooh, I should know better
"Bother," said Pooh, I'M Brian of Nazareth!
"Bother," said Pooh, I'm @TO@!
"Bother," said Pooh, I'm just a sweet transvestite.
"Bother," said Pooh, I've fallen and I can't get up!
"Bother," said Pooh, It's your husband. He has a gun!
"Bother," said Pooh, Lock phasers on that heffalump!
"Bother," said Pooh, Lock phasers on that heffalump!Bother, said Pooh. Lock
"Bother," said Pooh, There's an ant on my foot
"Bother," said Pooh, We better nuke 'em from orbit
"Bother," said Pooh, We're here to <clap> pump you up!
"Bother," said Pooh, _I'm_ Brian of Nazareth!
"Bother," said Pooh, accidentally deleting his Blue Wave packet
"Bother," said Pooh, accidentally deleting his message base. Again
"Bother," said Pooh, admiring @FN@'s cleavage
"Bother," said Pooh, admiring Kanga's breast implants.
"Bother," said Pooh, after Tigger gave him a [BOOT TO THE HEAD].
"Bother," said Pooh, after forgetting to record 'Star Trek'
"Bother," said Pooh, after getting the 25th AOL disk
"Bother," said Pooh, after getting the 25th AOL disk, TH1S 1SN"T KEWEL!
"Bother," said Pooh, after he farted in his spacesuit
"Bother," said Pooh, after he pushed Humpty Dumpty
"Bother," said Pooh, after he shagged the transvestite
"Bother," said Pooh, after he spoke the Lord's name backwards.
"Bother," said Pooh, after his third password attempt failed
"Bother," said Pooh, after not recording 'Eastenders'.
"Bother," said Pooh, again, as he was sodomized by Barney and enjoyed it
"Bother," said Pooh, am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer?
"Bother," said Pooh, and added the Moderator to his twit-list
"Bother," said Pooh, and adjusted the jockstrap
"Bother," said Pooh, and asked Humpty-Dumpty over for Eggs Benedict
"Bother," said Pooh, and broke wind
"Bother," said Pooh, and called in an air strike.
"Bother," said Pooh, and called in the Defiant
"Bother," said Pooh, and carved @F's name in the black candle
"Bother," said Pooh, and clicked on `Restart Computer' again
"Bother," said Pooh, and coughed up bloody mucus
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted 35 AOLer "Me Too" posts
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted C:\DOS.
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95!
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted UNIX from his machine.
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted Windows.
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted his WAD files.
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted his entire message base
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted his message
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted his source code.
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted the entire message base
"Bother," said Pooh, and discorporated.
"Bother," said Pooh, and drew his .45 and shot the Jehovah's Witness
"Bother," said Pooh, and drew his .45 and shot the intruder.
"Bother," said Pooh, and dyed his fur blonde
"Bother," said Pooh, and erased his message base.
"Bother," said Pooh, and fainted as he saw @FN@ nude
"Bother," said Pooh, and fed the cat - TO THE DOG!
"Bother," said Pooh, and filed suit.
"Bother," said Pooh, and formed a facist government
"Bother," said Pooh, and garotted another passing proletarian
"Bother," said Pooh, and he dispatched the Marines.
"Bother," said Pooh, and he hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother," said Pooh, and he said "Bother" again
"Bother," said Pooh, and he twit filtered his moderator.
"Bother," said Pooh, and hid Piglet's coBother, said Pooh, as Christopher Robin
"Bother," said Pooh, and hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother," said Pooh, and hit his reset switch
"Bother," said Pooh, and hit his reset switch for the 1273rd time
"Bother," said Pooh, and hit his reset switch.
"Bother," said Pooh, and informed on Christopher Robin to the CIA
"Bother," said Pooh, and inhaled.
"Bother," said Pooh, and inhaled. <*STONED*>
"Bother," said Pooh, and installed WINDOWS 95
"Bother," said Pooh, and kicked R2D2 to shut him up
"Bother," said Pooh, and launched a Maverick.
"Bother," said Pooh, and launched a salvo from his MLRS.
"Bother," said Pooh, and lit another joint
"Bother," said Pooh, and loaded his new, cool, Linux software
"Bother," said Pooh, and loaded his new, cool, WINDOWS 95 software
"Bother," said Pooh, and loaded up Rise of the Triad.
"Bother," said Pooh, and nuked Iraq!
"Bother," said Pooh, and opened fire.
"Bother," said Pooh, and passed the joint
"Bother," said Pooh, and poured Zyklon-B into the ventilation system
"Bother," said Pooh, and poured carcinogens into the city water supply
"Bother," said Pooh, and prepared Christopher Robin for human sacrifice
"Bother," said Pooh, and proceeded to install OS/2 Warp
"Bother," said Pooh, and promptly disappeared
"Bother," said Pooh, and promptly vanished.
"Bother," said Pooh, and pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier.
"Bother," said Pooh, and pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder
"Bother," said Pooh, and pulled out his .45 and shot the UN soldier
"Bother," said Pooh, and pulled the cat off his face
"Bother," said Pooh, and pulled the detonator killing the dictator.
"Bother," said Pooh, and pulled the trigger on Tigger
"Bother," said Pooh, and pulled the yellow handles.
"Bother," said Pooh, and punched holes in another shipment of condoms
"Bother," said Pooh, and purchased cigarettes for a group of minors
"Bother," said Pooh, and pushed Christopher Robin over the cliff
"Bother," said Pooh, and put a fresh magazine in his Glock.
"Bother," said Pooh, and put a pin in the Piglet doll.
"Bother," said Pooh, and reached for the reset button
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled @VER@
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled Blue Wave
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled DOOM.
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled T-Matic
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled TAG-X PRO @VER@
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled TAG-X PRO Tag-X Pro v1.10.
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX @VER@
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX T-Matic
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX TLX v4.10.
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX Tag-X Pro v1.20.
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX-PRO
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled Tag-X Pro
"Bother," said Pooh, and robbed Tigger at gunpoint
"Bother," said Pooh, and said no more
"Bother," said Pooh, and shoved the rolled sock down his pants
"Bother," said Pooh, and slapped a fresh clip into the smoking Uzi
"Bother," said Pooh, and smacked Piglet for not paying
"Bother," said Pooh, and smashed his computer to smithereens
"Bother," said Pooh, and the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless.
"Bother," said Pooh, and the warp core breached.
"Bother," said Pooh, and then deleted his message base.
"Bother," said Pooh, and then deleted his source code
"Bother," said Pooh, and then formatted his hard drive
"Bother," said Pooh, and then he deleted his source code.
"Bother," said Pooh, and then he drew his .45 and shot the intruder.
"Bother," said Pooh, and then he pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier
"Bother," said Pooh, and transcended this plane
"Bother," said Pooh, and transcended this plane of existence
"Bother," said Pooh, and transcended this plane.
"Bother," said Pooh, and turned a mouse loose in the maternity ward
"Bother," said Pooh, and turned into a bat
"Bother," said Pooh, and turned off `Lost In Space'
"Bother," said Pooh, and turned the launch key.
"Bother," said Pooh, and twited his moderator.
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted @F
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Aaron Springer
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Ben Grey
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Brian Rupert
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Cal Webster
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Chris Miller.
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Doug Smeath
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Jon Randle.
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Kwisatz Haderach.
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Macgyver.
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Orville
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Ray Oliver
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Roger Barnes
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Sean Sixsmith
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Steve Hine
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted her
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted his Moderator
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted his Sysop
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted the (HI-ASCII) moderator
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted the SYSOP.
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted the moderator.
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted the nut
"Bother," said Pooh, and vomited blood.
"Bother," said Pooh, and wished everyone a Happy Pearl Harbor day
"Bother," said Pooh, and wondered why he bothered to answer.
"Bother," said Pooh, and yawned. "Another boring message!"
"Bother," said Pooh, anticipating another Dorito visit
"Bother," said Pooh, apropos nothing at all
"Bother," said Pooh, arriving at Auschwitz
"Bother," said Pooh, as 100 Acre Wood was annihilated in a nuclear accident
"Bother," said Pooh, as 64 megs of RAM wasn't enough for windows
"Bother," said Pooh, as 911 put him on hold.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F >*S*W*I*P*E*D*< a better tagline
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F broke the last seal
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F butchered him for his paws and liver
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F butchered him for his privates
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F caught him
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F cheated on him
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F decompressed the airlock
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F executed a flying roundhouse
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F gave him to the Emperor
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F got it on with Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F got stuck into Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F laced his Guiness with barbiturates
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F lost another game of strip poker. *
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F made a sexist remark
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F posted again
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F pulled his stuffing out
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F ran to him with her pants down
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F replied to his message
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F torched the forest
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F tried to install OS/2
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F was assimilated by the Borg
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F was assumed to be a lamer
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F was caught playing with himself
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F's condom ripped
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F@ took the last hit from his grass
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F@ wrought terrible revenge upon him
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ adjusted the french tickler
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ applied the wax strip to his genitals
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ approached him in the gay bar
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ asked him to spank her
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ awoke him with a blow-job
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ bounced on the mattress
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ brought out the Emotion Lotion
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ brought out the Rectal Probe
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ butchered him for his paws and liver
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ commenced the Dance of Seven Veils
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ couldn't find the handcuff key
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ cut a rank one
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ disappeared through the Door
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ farted
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ gave him to the Emperor
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ groveled at his feet
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ gutted him
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ inexplicably exploded
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ laughed and laughed
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ licked honey off his chest
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ made another sexist remark
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ massaged his prostrate
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ moaned deep in her throat
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ nibbled his ear
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ offered him to the Dark Gods
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ peed in his Hunny-pot
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ placed the rope around his neck
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ posted again
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ poured hot wax in his crotch
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ poured salt on his open wounds
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ puked in his crotch
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ ran after him with his pants down
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ said "NO, this way, or was it.."
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ sank to her knees
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ screamed in passion
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ seductively stripped
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ sent him to the store for Kotex
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ showed him her genital piercings
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ slowly undressed
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ smacked him again and again
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ smashed his skull with an iron pipe
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ smoked the last of his pot
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ snapped on a rubber glove and smiled
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ sneezed and the coke blew away
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ snorted another line
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ spread her legs
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ squatted above his face
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ started moaning in passion
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ started screaming
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ took her bra off
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ uncapped the KY Jelly
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ uncapped the Mango Love Butter
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ undid her bra clasp
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ was unimpressed
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ wiped the cum from her chin
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ wrought terrible revenge upon him
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@'s G-string came off
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@'s Kotex failed
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@'s Seventh Veil came off
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@'s Tampax fell out
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@'s hair changed color yet again
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@'s tongue probed his anus
"Bother," said Pooh, as @L broke the last seal
"Bother," said Pooh, as @L butchered him for his paws and liver
"Bother," said Pooh, as @L decompressed the airlock
"Bother," said Pooh, as @L gave him to the Emperor
"Bother," said Pooh, as @L posted again
"Bother," said Pooh, as @L tried to install OS/2
"Bother," said Pooh, as @L was assimilated by the Borg
"Bother," said Pooh, as @L was assumed to be a lamer
"Bother," said Pooh, as @L was caught playing with himself
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N broke his legs
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N broke the last seal
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N caught him
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N decompressed the airlock
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N fondled him
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N gripped his earlobe
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N ran to him with her pants down
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N torched the forest
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N tried to install OS/2
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N was assimilated by the Borg
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N was assimilated by the BorgBBother, said Pooh, as @N was caught playing with himself
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N was assumed to be a lamer
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N was caught playing with himself
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ >*S*W*I*P*E*D*< a better tagline
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ approached him in the gay bar.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ asked him to spank her again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ broke his legs.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ brought out the Emotion Lotion.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ butchered him for his paws and liver.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ commenced the Dance of Seven Veils.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ couldn't find the handcuff key.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ disappeared through the Door.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ farted.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ groveled at his feet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ licked honey off his chest.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ lost another game of strip poker. *
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ made a sexist remark.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ massaged his prostrate
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ nibbled his ear.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ placed the rope around his neck.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ posted again
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ ran after him with his pants down.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ said "NO, this way, or was it..."
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ sank to her knees.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ screamed in passion.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ seductively stripped.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ sent him to the store for Kotex.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ slowly undressed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ smacked him again and again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ smashed his skull with an iron pipe.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ smoked the last of his pot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ sneezed and the coke blew away.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ snorted another line.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ spread her legs.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ squatted above his face.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ started screaming.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ swiped his tagline
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ took her bra off.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ was uninpressed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ wiped the cum from her chin.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ wrought terrible revenge upon him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@'s G-string came off.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@'s Seventh Veil came off"
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@'s Tampax failed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@'s hair changed color yet again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@'s microwave exploded
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@'s tongue probed his anus.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @T posted again
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TFIRST@ replied to his message
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO broke the last seal
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO butchered him for his paws and liver
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO caught him
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO gave him to the Emperor
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO posted again
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO torched the forest
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO tried to install OS/2
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO was assumed to be a lamer
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO was caught playing with himself
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO@ decompressed the airlock
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO@ ran to him with her pants down
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO@ was assimilated by the Borg
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO@ wrought terrible revenge upon him
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ butchered him for his paws and liver
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ butchered him for his privates
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ butchered him4his paws&liver
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ cheated on him
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ executed a flying roundhouse
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ gave him to the Emperor
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ posted again
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ ran to him with his pants down
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ wrought terrible revenge upon him
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@'s condom ripped
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOLAST@ posted again
"Bother," said Pooh, as @Y replied to @F's message
"Bother," said Pooh, as A A Milne received all the royalties
"Bother," said Pooh, as A lightning bold hit his house on Pooh corner
"Bother," said Pooh, as A. Louis ran to him with his pants down
"Bother," said Pooh, as Al disappeared through the Door.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Al made a sexist remark.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Alcoholics Anonymous sent over a six-pack
"Bother," said Pooh, as Alderaan exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Alice got it on with Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh, as Anna cheated on him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Armageddon arrived early on the 15:20
"Bother," said Pooh, as AutoTag opened yet another Pooh file
"Bother," said Pooh, as BCSUTI burped up 500 messages
"Bother," said Pooh, as Bambi's mother dropped.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Barney got out the KY Jelly.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Batman lunged from the shadows.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Beavis and Butt-Head roasted Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!
"Bother," said Pooh, as Beavis and Butthead torched him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Beavis kicked him in the gnads
"Bother," said Pooh, as Ben got stuck into Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh, as Bert posted again
"Bother," said Pooh, as Beverly got hit by a disruptor blast
"Bother," said Pooh, as Beverly's hair changed color yet again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Bill Clinton promised to lower taxes
"Bother," said Pooh, as Billy Ray Cyrus started another song.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Boots refused to give him his photos
"Bother," said Pooh, as Brave Sir Robin ran away. Again
"Bother," said Pooh, as Breughal sold him to the Body Bank
"Bother," said Pooh, as Brutus raised the knife.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Bryce Lynch copied his mind.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Bryce Lynch rammed him into the barrier arm
"Bother," said Pooh, as Bubba pulled him into the cell.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Buchanan bulldozed the Gays
"Bother," said Pooh, as Buchanan locked out the immigrants
"Bother," said Pooh, as Buffy The Vampire Slayer leapt at him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Buffy killed a vampire bat off his neck
"Bother," said Pooh, as C:\+++Ue+E appeared where C:\Windows should be
"Bother," said Pooh, as California slid into the ocean
"Bother," said Pooh, as Camille Paglia groveled at his feet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Captain Bligh keelhauled him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Caroline demanded he take of her tights
"Bother," said Pooh, as Chewbacca ripped him in half.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin begged to be spanked again
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin clipped on the electrodes
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin dropped his pants
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin got out the enema.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin loaded the AK47
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pleaded to be spanked again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin produced a condom
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pulled his stuffing out
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin punched him repeatedly
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pushed him under a Tube
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pushed piglet off the roof
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin shut the washing machine door
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin vanished from planet
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin vanished from the Echo.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin was busted for bestiality.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin went down the third time.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher mistook him for a pop-up target
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher pleaded guilty to animal abuse
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher pulled his stuffing out
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher took away his scanner
"Bother," said Pooh, as Cindy Crawford licked honey off his chest
"Bother," said Pooh, as Clinton offered him a cigar
"Bother," said Pooh, as Compuserve taxed his GIFs
"Bother," said Pooh, as Cotton Eye Joe reached No. 1
"Bother," said Pooh, as Cthulhu Xose up and ate him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Cthulhu emerged from the darkness.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Cthulhu pulled him down into the abyss
"Bother," said Pooh, as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Cthulu emerged from the darkness
"Bother," said Pooh, as Cthulu rose up and ate him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Curzon kissed him on the head.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Customs & Excise appeared at his door
"Bother," said Pooh, as DELTREE BBS appeared on his computer
"Bother," said Pooh, as Dark Helmut captured him again
"Bother," said Pooh, as David Paulson ran to him with his pants down
"Bother," said Pooh, as David dropped his kecks and gave him the
"Bother," said Pooh, as Deanna Troi sensed he was hiding something.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Deanna Troi sensed him hiding in the wardrobe
"Bother," said Pooh, as Dirty Harry said "Go ahead punk, make my day!"
"Bother," said Pooh, as Dot kissed him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Dracula enfolded him in his cape.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Dracula said "I never drink... wine."
"Bother," said Pooh, as EDDIE MAUPIN placed him in his TWIT filter
"Bother," said Pooh, as EchoMan and Anna foiled his crime.
"Bother," said Pooh, as EchoMan swooped down from above.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Edison Carter interviewed him live and direct
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore found his Nazi uniform
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore made him yet another ham sandwich
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore missed another period
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore mounted him from behind
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore rejected his advances
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore shot him with a rocket-launcher
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore sneezed cocaine all over him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore sneezed the crack *everywhere*
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore sneezed the crack all over Owl
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore snorted his last tagline of coke
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore took him from behind
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore trod on his bollocks
"Bother," said Pooh, as Elmer Fudd said, "It's bear season."
"Bother," said Pooh, as Elmira hugged the stuffing out of him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eve offered him the apple.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eyeore mounted him from behind.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eyore made him yet another ham sandwich
"Bother," said Pooh, as Father Pederasta lowered his trousers
"Bother," said Pooh, as Ford pulled out the Electronic Thumb.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Freddie Kruger reached for him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Freddy used his body to kill Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as French soldiers smashed his camera.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Garak told an obvious lie.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Garanian Bolites made him itch&change color
"Bother," said Pooh, as Geordi found a NEW problem.
"Bother," said Pooh, as God kicked him Downstairs.
"Bother," said Pooh, as God spoke from the burning bush.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Gollum bit his finger off.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Governor Bush refused him clemency
"Bother," said Pooh, as Guinan put her hat on him,saying it suited him
"Bother," said Pooh, as HAL wouldn't open the pod door
"Bother," said Pooh, as HD2: had a read error
"Bother," said Pooh, as Han asked for more money.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Hannibal Lecter at his liver
"Bother," said Pooh, as Hannibal ate his liver with a nice Chianti.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Hannibal ate his liver with onions
"Bother," said Pooh, as Hillary Clinton started the high colonic
"Bother," said Pooh, as Hitler glared at him
"Bother," said Pooh, as HotSex.com cancelled his membership
"Bother," said Pooh, as Howard Stern wasn't elected governor
"Bother," said Pooh, as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Jadeite drained all his energy
"Bother," said Pooh, as Jehovah smote him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Jem'Hadar slid into the Hundred Acre Wood.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Jerry Springer introduced him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Jessie Ventura asked him to join his party
"Bother," said Pooh, as Jim dippd his butty in his head
"Bother," said Pooh, as Jimmy spencer put him into the wall
"Bother," said Pooh, as Joe Bonano broke his legs
"Bother," said Pooh, as Jon laced his Guiness with barbiturates
"Bother," said Pooh, as Julius Caesar said, "Et tu Poohte?"
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kai Opaka gripped his earlobe.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kanga gave birth to a monster.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kanga started sucking.
"Bother," said Pooh, as King Tut's curse claimed him as a victim.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kirk gave him a red shirt
"Bother," said Pooh, as Klingons beamed into the 100 Acre Wood.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kurt Cobaine borrowed the shotgun.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kwisatz Haderach ran to him with his pants down.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kwisatz butchered him for his paws and liver.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kwisatz gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Larry tried to kill him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lavos screamed at him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lee snapped on a rubber glove and smiled
"Bother," said Pooh, as Leia stepped on him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lestat gave him the choice he never had
"Bother," said Pooh, as Limbaugh moved out of range
"Bother," said Pooh, as Londo plotted against him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lorena Bobbit ((Need I say more?))
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lorena Bobbitt tied him to the be bed
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lorena Bobbitt waved a knife in front of him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lori insisted on tongues
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lursa & B'Etor refused to conceive his children
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lursa and B'Etor conceived his child
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lursa&B'Etor refused to conceive his children
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lwaxana began giving him Oomox.
"Bother," said Pooh, as MacLeod disconnected his head.
"Bother," said Pooh, as MacLeod took his Quickening (and his head).
"Bother," said Pooh, as Macgyver butchered him for his paws and liver.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Macgyver gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Macgyver posted again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Macgyver ran to him with his pants down.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Macgyver wrought terrible revenge upon him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Madonna slipped him the tongue
"Bother," said Pooh, as Man. United won the league again
"Bother," said Pooh, as Marvin spoke to him again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Micro Machines failed to run on his Nintendo
"Bother," said Pooh, as Ming the Merciless released the Hawkmen
"Bother," said Pooh, as Missing operating system appeared after reboot
"Bother," said Pooh, as Mistress @FN@ refused to whip him again
"Bother," said Pooh, as Mistress @LN@ pointed to the fine print
"Bother," said Pooh, as Monica Lewinski offered him a cigar
"Bother," said Pooh, as Monica Lewinski offered to blow him, too
"Bother," said Pooh, as Monica retacted previous statements and
"Bother," said Pooh, as Montezuma's Revenge hit
"Bother," said Pooh, as Moonbase Alpha depressurised
"Bother," said Pooh, as Morden asked him what he wanted
"Bother," said Pooh, as Mr. @TOLAST@ gave him a demerit
"Bother," said Pooh, as Mr. @TOLAST@ murdered his girlfriend
"Bother," said Pooh, as Mr. Blaes gave him a demerit
"Bother," said Pooh, as Mr. Gone murdered his girlfriend.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Mr. McAdow gave him a demerit
"Bother," said Pooh, as Ms. Bobbitt pulled up.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Muffy The Vampire Layer propositioned him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Mulder and Scully rushed in
"Bother," said Pooh, as Mulder and Scully rushed in, guns drawn
"Bother," said Pooh, as NBC canceled Star Trek
"Bother," said Pooh, as Naiman wrought terrible revenge unto him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Napster shut down in mid-download
"Bother," said Pooh, as Necromancer flat lined him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Nynex took he's Free calls away
"Bother," said Pooh, as O.J. Simpson ran him over in A Ford Bronco.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Odo brought him in for questioning
"Bother," said Pooh, as Odo collapsed in his lap.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Odo morphed into several shades of purple.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Odo ordered him off the Promenade.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Oscar Puffin executed a flying roundhouse
"Bother," said Pooh, as Owl punched his lights out
"Bother," said Pooh, as PETA activists tried to take his fur coat
"Bother," said Pooh, as PETA fanatics tried to brainwash him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Patrick replied to @F's message
"Bother," said Pooh, as Patton slapped him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Pierre Trudeau sighed, and died
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet Engergised
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet acquired all four Railroads
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet acquired all four Railway stations
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet became possessed by a demon.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet came back from the dead.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet clamped his car
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet clamped the vice to his gonads.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet covered both hands with Crisco & smiled
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet covered his naked body in whipped cream
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet finished the last of his whiskey
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet gave his Pink Floyd album back scratched
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet got caught in the escalator.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet had just bought a Macintosh
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet mounted him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet plugged in the electric chair
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet plunged the fork in his eye.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet pulled out the Anal Intruder.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet pushed him in front of the semi.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet refused to climb into the oven at gas
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet refused to give him some Pooh-tang.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet refused to give him some Pussy
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet sacrificed him to Cthulhu
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet sacrified him to Cthulhu
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet set fire to his ears
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet stabbed him repeatedly
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet stepped on the land mine.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet stole his pocket money at
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet struck a match in the gas spillageB
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet took his modem away from him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet tried to cast a fireball
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet turned up on the meat counter
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet whipped him with ZiViding crop
"Bother," said Pooh, as Pilate's soldiers drove home the nails
"Bother," said Pooh, as President Clinton offered him a cigar
"Bother," said Pooh, as President Clinton said "Kiss it, boy"
"Bother," said Pooh, as President Clinton said "Step into this closet."
"Bother," said Pooh, as President Clinton said "Want a cigar?"
"Bother," said Pooh, as President Clinton said "kiss it"
"Bother," said Pooh, as President Clinton said"Step in2 this closet."
"Bother," said Pooh, as Q destroyed the universe.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Quark cheated him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Quark showed him the Ferengi print.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Rabbit pushed him off the speeding train.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Rahvin obliterated Piglet with Balefire
"Bother," said Pooh, as Ricky threw up
"Bother," said Pooh, as Ro Laren kicked him in the crotch.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Rob replied to Gibson's message.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Roger Cook knocked on the door
"Bother," said Pooh, as Roo knocked over his coffee
"Bother," said Pooh, as Sailor Moon threatened to punish him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Satan laid his soul to rest
"Bother," said Pooh, as Satan materialized INSIDE the circle
"Bother," said Pooh, as Satan pointed out the fine print
"Bother," said Pooh, as Scotty beamed him up
"Bother," said Pooh, as Sculled and Mulder were taken off the case
"Bother," said Pooh, as Security closed in
"Bother," said Pooh, as Shaq jammed one in his face!
"Bother," said Pooh, as Sharon Stone uncrossed her legs
"Bother," said Pooh, as Sharon approached
"Bother," said Pooh, as Sheridan decompressed the airlock.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Sheridan spaced him out the airlock.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Simon floated to the top of his porridge
"Bother," said Pooh, as Simon sold him to a vivisectionist
"Bother," said Pooh, as Smurfette got dressed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Soran destroyed the nearby sun.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Spock called @F logical. *
"Bother," said Pooh, as Sub-Zero ripped his spine out
"Bother," said Pooh, as Superman died of kryptonite poisoning.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tammy Potash banned him from TerokNor for life
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tenebrae fed him to Cthulhu.
"Bother," said Pooh, as The Circle set back diplomacy 100 years
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger became the Real Drag Queen
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger bounced on his hard disk
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger came out of the closet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger chewed his leg off
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger dropped the joint into the Hunny jar
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger fragged him with the rocket launcher
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger poured vinegar into the wound
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger pressed ALT-H during a downlo*ad
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger relieved him of his large intestine
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger turned out to be a changeling
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger vomited in his lap
"Bother," said Pooh, as Trelane aimed his pistol at him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Trollocs came pouring out of the hole
"Bother," said Pooh, as USA stopped showing Sailor Moon
"Bother," said Pooh, as Uncle Bubba took him behind the barn
"Bother," said Pooh, as VSE revealed a missing limb
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader choked Piglet with the Force.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader cut off his right paw"
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader killed Obi Wan.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader sent bounty hunters after him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader stopped him from killing the Emperor.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vulcans stole his homework.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Wakko ate his honey
"Bother," said Pooh, as Wakko tried to come up with a new Gookie
"Bother," said Pooh, as Walter grabbed him by the Trussocks
"Bother," said Pooh, as Will Riker attempted to mate with him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Will severed his leg to gain gratification
"Bother," said Pooh, as William Tell sneezed
"Bother," said Pooh, as Windows crashed again
"Bother," said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Winn started foaming at the mouth.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Wintermute flatlined him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Worf growled
"Bother," said Pooh, as YOU sneezed in his honey pot
"Bother," said Pooh, as Yakko anvilled him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Yoda told him Leia was his sister
"Bother," said Pooh, as Yoda told him of another Pooh.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Ziggy's circuits failed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Zoisite changed him into a Youma
"Bother," said Pooh, as Zorro carved his initial in his tummy
"Bother," said Pooh, as `Critical Error' was displayed
"Bother," said Pooh, as `Formatting Drive C' appeared on the screen
"Bother," said Pooh, as a Psi-Stalker drained his P.P.E.
"Bother," said Pooh, as a Rift opened before him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as a SuperTruck rammed into Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as a concealed handgun shot him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as a laser guided smart bomb blew up his honey pot
"Bother," said Pooh, as a look of horror crossed the nurse's face.
"Bother," said Pooh, as a new idea frightened him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as a safe collapsed on his head
"Bother," said Pooh, as a secret door let 2 Demons and an Imp loose
"Bother," said Pooh, as a tree fell on his greenhouse killing Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh, as a vole stole his honey.
"Bother," said Pooh, as a woozle bit his bottom.
"Bother," said Pooh, as all his fur fell out.
"Bother," said Pooh, as all the kings men abandoned ship.
"Bother," said Pooh, as all-out nuclear war broke out
"Bother," said Pooh, as an Orc lopped off Piglet's head
"Bother," said Pooh, as auxillary control blew up.
"Bother," said Pooh, as customs seized his marijuana
"Bother," said Pooh, as failed to achieve an erection yet again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as flashing Campus Crusade for Cthulhu!
"Bother," said Pooh, as four blondes approached
"Bother," said Pooh, as frogs rained down on Sculley and Mulder
"Bother," said Pooh, as gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he >S*W*I*P*E*D< a better tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he BFG'd the Arachnotron.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he DLed from Napster some more pirated mp3's
"Bother," said Pooh, as he Did a copy from Command.Com to Clock.$
"Bother," said Pooh, as he Quantum Leaped
"Bother," said Pooh, as he SWIPED< a better tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he accepted the bribe from Brian Mulroney.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he accidentally deleted 40MB of taglines
"Bother," said Pooh, as he accidently put turps on his plant.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he accidently ran FDISK
"Bother," said Pooh, as he accidently triggered the thermal detonator
"Bother," said Pooh, as he adjusted Tigger's head on the trophy wall.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted being @F's secret lover
"Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted being Molly Yard's secret lover.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted being Oswald's accomplice.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted being Phil Donahue's secret lover.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted being Rachael's secret lover
"Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted being a FBI informant
"Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted being the Lindbergh kidnapper.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted framing Tonya Harding.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he and Piglet plunged over Reichenbach Falls.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he answered another phone call from @FN@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he approached terminal velocity
"Bother," said Pooh, as he armed the photon torpedoes.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he arrested for welfare fraud.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he asked the girl to help look for his puppy.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he assaulted Janet Reno
"Bother," said Pooh, as he assembled the Grand Grimoire.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ate a McPiglet sandwich
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ate a Yakuza
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ate another booger
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ate the baby's candy.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ate the booger.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he attempted to compose a scintillating tagline
"Bother," said Pooh, as he awakened Tiamat.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he awoke in a cold sweat.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he backed his car into the row of Harleys.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he backed into a squad car.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he backed up onto the wrong tape.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he bagged yet another Spotted Owl
"Bother," said Pooh, as he banked the Heinkel HE-111 towards London.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he bared his soul to the world.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he beamed down in a red shirt
"Bother," said Pooh, as he beat Chuck Norris to a bloody pulp.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he beat Steven Seagal to a bloody pulp.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he beat the bound and helpless victim.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he became a PETA poster-boy
"Bother," said Pooh, as he began transferring his taglines to @FN@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he bet UKP1000 on a white X-mas and it rained
"Bother," said Pooh, as he bit @N@'s other ear off.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he bit into @FN@'s clitoris
"Bother," said Pooh, as he blew away half of the 100 acre woods
"Bother," said Pooh, as he blew the doors off the Brink's truck.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he blew up the Enterprise
"Bother," said Pooh, as he boobytrapped the ambulance.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he bounced off the Starfury.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he bounced out of the ambulance.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he bribed Ron Brown.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he broke down @FN@'s door
"Bother," said Pooh, as he broke into the bank vault.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he broke the 10th Commandment
"Bother," said Pooh, as he broke the last Seal.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he built a glove with knives for Freddy
"Bother," said Pooh, as he bumped into Barney.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he buried Piglet next to Roo.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he buried Piglet's corpse in the backyard
"Bother," said Pooh, as he called for @F
"Bother," said Pooh, as he called for his brother.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he called forth a demon
"Bother," said Pooh, as he called in a false fire alarm.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he called in an air strike.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he came all over Rabbit's face.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he came out of the closet
"Bother," said Pooh, as he came to the end of the tagline list
"Bother," said Pooh, as he carved Eeyore's name in a black candle
"Bother," said Pooh, as he carved Eeyore's name into the tree
"Bother," said Pooh, as he carved Eyore's name into the black candle"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he carved his initials in Piglet's skin.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he carved his initials in the snow
"Bother," said Pooh, as he caught herpes off the Toilet seat
"Bother," said Pooh, as he caught the grenade
"Bother," said Pooh, as he caved in @N@'s skull with his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he centered the cross hairs on Tigger.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he chambered a round.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he changed 'Bother!' and 'Oh, Bother' again
"Bother," said Pooh, as he changed a Barney clone in2an AOLer...KEWL!!!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he changed a Barney clone into an
"Bother," said Pooh, as he changed a Barney clone into an AOLer...KEWEL!!!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he changed history.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he cheated on his wife.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he checked into the Bates Motel
"Bother," said Pooh, as he clear-cut another acre
"Bother," said Pooh, as he clicked on the I LOVE YOU virus
"Bother," said Pooh, as he climbed into his cocoon & became a Minbari
"Bother," said Pooh, as he clubbed another baby Harp seal.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he clubed a baby harp seal to dea
"Bother," said Pooh, as he coached Anita Hill on how to lie under oath.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he coached Saddam Hussein on military strategy.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he completed his 25th Kamikazi mission
"Bother," said Pooh, as he composed Roo's ransom note.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he conducted forty gigavolts
"Bother," said Pooh, as he connected at 300 bps.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he continued machine gunning the life rafts.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he converted the hunting rifle to automatic.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he coughed up bloody mucus.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he couldn't access alt.binaries.preteen
"Bother," said Pooh, as he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he crammed Piglet in the blender
"Bother," said Pooh, as he crept down Columbine High's halls
"Bother," said Pooh, as he cross-dressed for Christopher Robin.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he cuckolded Christopher Robin's father.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he cut and paste the ransom demand.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he cut down another giant Sequoia.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he cut his initials in the snow.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he cut open a Tauntaun.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he cut open another baby seal.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he d/led from Napster some more pirated mp3's
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deciphered another missive from @FN@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he declared Democrats an endangered species
"Bother," said Pooh, as he declared his horse a Senator.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he defecated under stress
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted 35 AOLer `Me Too' posts.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted C:\BBS\*.*
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted UNIX from his machine.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted Win95 and re-installed DOS 6.22
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted his WAD files
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted his hard drive.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted his message
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted his source code.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted the entire message base.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he delivered another load of pirated videos.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he depleted the ozone layer.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deported Buchanan to Northern Ireland
"Bother," said Pooh, as he descended down to Shayol Ghul.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he destroyed the evidence
"Bother," said Pooh, as he destroyed the human race.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he developed crabs.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dialed 911 and no one answered
"Bother," said Pooh, as he didn't see the BUS
"Bother," said Pooh, as he died for the 5th time in DOOM!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he died in a pool of blood
"Bother," said Pooh, as he digested the razor blade in the apple
"Bother," said Pooh, as he digitally altered reality
"Bother," said Pooh, as he directed traffic onto the dead-end street.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he discovered @FN@ was insatiable
"Bother," said Pooh, as he discovered @FN@'s G-Spot
"Bother," said Pooh, as he discovered @N@ was insatiable.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he discovered @N@'s weak spot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he discovered Piglet was undercooked
"Bother," said Pooh, as he discovered U COULD have sex w/a partner
"Bother," said Pooh, as he discovered his smack had talc in it
"Bother," said Pooh, as he discovered that his tagline would not fi
"Bother," said Pooh, as he discovered that the barber had nothing for
"Bother," said Pooh, as he discovered the insidious Alien Plot
"Bother," said Pooh, as he discovered you COULD have sex with a partner
"Bother," said Pooh, as he distributed cigarettes in the Coronary ICU.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dodged the bullets.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he donned his ninja uniform & went to kill Owl
"Bother," said Pooh, as he downloaded from alt.binary.smut.gross
"Bother," said Pooh, as he downloaded some more pirated MP3s
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drank Roo's blood.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drank his Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drank his twelfth Guinness
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drank the bong water.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dressed up like Santa and grabbed an axe.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drew a Dragon's Fang on Rabbits door.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drew the Glock.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drifted off-topic
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drop a bloody glove in his honeytree
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped Bambi's mother.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped a load of napalm on the village.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped another white rhino.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped his bombs.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped his duty free coming through customs
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped his last quid into the WC
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped his suppository
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped off another bag of cocaine.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped the nitroglycerine
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped the razor on his gonads.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drove down the interstate in a white bronco
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drove the Ka-Bar home again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dumped Piglet's corpse with Roo's.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dumped a mail packet
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ejaculated prematurely
"Bother," said Pooh, as he engaged his cloaking device.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he enjoyed fresh Spotted Owl soup. H-m-m, good!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he entered @FN@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he entered the Badlands
"Bother," said Pooh, as he entered the Doomsday Codes.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he entered the House of Usher
"Bother," said Pooh, as he entered the chat room
"Bother," said Pooh, as he erased his hard drive
"Bother," said Pooh, as he erased his message base.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he evicted the aged widow on Christmas Eve.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he exposed himself in the school yard.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he exposed himself to the third-graders
"Bother," said Pooh, as he extended his razors
"Bother," said Pooh, as he faced the firing squad.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he failed another melee combat roll.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he failed his roll, save vs poison
"Bother," said Pooh, as he failed the sobriety test
"Bother," said Pooh, as he failed to achieve an erection yet again
"Bother," said Pooh, as he failed to appease the Gods.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he failed to lift the X-wing with the Force.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he failed to reach Nirvana
"Bother," said Pooh, as he falsified his income tax return.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he farted lumps.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fed Eeyore more Ex-Lax.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fed another live goldfish to his cat.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fed his cat to his pitbull
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fed the budgies to his cat.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fed the intruder to an alligator.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fed the pidgeons to his cat.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell face-first into the toilet
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the W.C.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the cauldron of glue
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the liquid iron ore crucible
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the spinblades.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the vat of Sardines.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell off the
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell off the bridge with his stick
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell off the prostitute.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell off the tightrope
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell off the toilet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he felt @FN@'s hot breath on his groin
"Bother," said Pooh, as he felt Roo's first caress.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he felt Vader's presence.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he felt a disturbance in the Force.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he felt the first sting of the whip.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fenced the previous night's take.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he field dressed Tigger and Eeyore
"Bother," said Pooh, as he filed suit
"Bother," said Pooh, as he finally read the instructions
"Bother," said Pooh, as he finished editing Jeffrey Dahmer's cookbook.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he finished shooting up.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he finished the bottle and tasted the poison
"Bother," said Pooh, as he finished the jar of coffee
"Bother," said Pooh, as he finished the last line of cocaine
"Bother," said Pooh, as he finished writing the @FN@ Virus
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fired on the UN commandos
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fished another pubic hair from his teeth.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fished his diskettes out of the closet
"Bother," said Pooh, as he flashed a group of nuns.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he flew to Sweden for a sex change
"Bother," said Pooh, as he floored it, and outran the state trooper!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he flunked the sobriety test
"Bother," said Pooh, as he followed the lemmings over the cliff
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fondled himself in front of the school.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he forged Christopher Robin's suicide note.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he forged Necheyev's suicide note.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he forgot to check for hidden traps
"Bother," said Pooh, as he forgot to record 'Star Trek'
"Bother," said Pooh, as he forgot which Tagline (c) he was going to use.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he forked over 20,000 New Yen for a bribe.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fought off three dragons
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fought off three dragons simultaneously
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fought off three dragons.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found @F in his honey pot
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found @FN@ peeping in his window
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found @FN@ pissing in his Hunney Pot
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found @FN@'s ticklish spot
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found @N in his honey pot
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found @N@ peeping in his window.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found @N@ pissing in his Hunney Pot
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found @N@'s ticklish spot!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found @TO@ in his honey pot
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found Bear-Paw Steak on the menu
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found Earl in his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found Piglet in bed with @FN@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found Tabasco in the KY jelly.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found a 19mm Willmerdinger unit would DO IT.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found a politician in his honey
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found a used condom in his Big Mac.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found a19mm Willmerdinger unit would DO IT
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found another .JPG of himself in SMUT.XXX
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found another run in his nylons.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found broken glass in the Vaseline.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found he'd used a dirty needle.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found his old SS uniform still fit.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found his smack had talc in it
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found out Christopher Robin was Vader.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found out Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found out he was a toy without a penis.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found out he was allergic to cat hair
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found out he'd used a dirty needle
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found out his symbiant hated "hunny".
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found out his tribble was pregnant.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found sand in the Vaseline.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found that @F had herpes
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found that Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found that a 19mm Willmerdinger unit would.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found that he had AIDS
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found that he had genital warts.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found that he had gonorrhea.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found that he had herpes.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found the hook in the fish he had swallowed
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found the smack contained baby laxative.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found the smack contained talc.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found you in his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he framed O.J. Simpson.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fried Piglet for breakfast
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fried up a pan of Snail Darters
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gained the First Power.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he garoted his moderator
"Bother," said Pooh, as he garroted another passing proletariat
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gave $50 to the hooker.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gave Chelsea Clinton beauty lessons.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gave Ozzie Osborne diction lessons.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gave Ted Kennedy another driving lesson.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gave the broker inside information.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gave the hooker another $50
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gazed at the X-Ray.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he glided into @TFNAME@TLNAME.yi.org
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got "This Number No Longer In Service"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got a bill from the IRS.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got cattle-prodded in the groin.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got caught in McCloud's Quickening
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got food poisoning from eating raw Roo
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got kicked off yet another echo
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got naked and stepped in the Jello.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got off the plane in Medelin.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got shot in the chest
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got splattered all over Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got splattered all over the Taglines.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got stoned with Bill Clinton.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got stuck in the penis enlarger.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got trapped in the printer.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got two Dot Warner POGs in the same pack
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got up for another brewski
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gouged out both eyes with a spoon
"Bother," said Pooh, as he grabbed the wrong end of heated forge tongs
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gulped his twelfth Guinness.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gunned down yet another drooling Fanboy.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gunned the truck 2wards the Marine barracks
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gut-shot another nun
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hacked up a hairball.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he had @TName for dinner
"Bother," said Pooh, as he had Eeyore for dinner.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he had Fluffosuction
"Bother," said Pooh, as he had a head-on collision
"Bother," said Pooh, as he had another plate of Piglet sausage.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he had another quasi-idea
"Bother," said Pooh, as he had no reflection in the mirror.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he had sex with Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he handed Teddy Kennedy the crib sheet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he handed out Ex-Lax to the preschoolers.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he handed out Ex-lax as Halloween treats
"Bother," said Pooh, as he handed out Ex-lax as treats on Halloween.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he handed the cashier a forged check"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he handed the teller the note.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he harpooned Flipper.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he harpooned another baby whale.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he he twit filtered his moderator
"Bother," said Pooh, as he heard another brrrrp, kerCHINK, kerCHINK
"Bother," said Pooh, as he heard his Doc Wagon band go off.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he heard the trip wire click.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he heard, "Will the Defendant please rise."
"Bother," said Pooh, as he held Christopher Robin under water.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he held up the 7-11.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hid Tigger's corpse with Roo's.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hit his reset switch
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hit the barrier arm
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hotwired the getaway car.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hurls Voyager even further away from home.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he infected the Indians blankets
"Bother," said Pooh, as he informed on Christop
"Bother," said Pooh, as he informed on Christopher Robin to the CIA.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he inhaled
"Bother," said Pooh, as he inhaled the tablecloth
"Bother," said Pooh, as he inserted the suppository.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he introduced @FN@ at the Watt's VFW post
"Bother," said Pooh, as he invited @LN@ for a Piglet dinner
"Bother," said Pooh, as he issued speeding tickets at the Indy 500.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he jabbed the lipstick into @FN@'s eye
"Bother," said Pooh, as he jacked in.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he joined Black September.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he joined the Provision IRA.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he kicked the gamer into a pit.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he kicked the pan-handler in the face
"Bother," said Pooh, as he kneecapped the informer.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he knelt before Master @LN@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ladled out Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle soup
"Bother," said Pooh, as he landed his hot air balloon on a Pylon
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lauded Sam Donaldson for objective reporting.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he launched a Gooie Kablooie
"Bother," said Pooh, as he launched a Maverick
"Bother," said Pooh, as he launched a salvo from his MLRS
"Bother," said Pooh, as he launched the nuclear warheads
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lay back and lit Piglet's cigarette.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he leaped through time.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he learned that his symbiont detested "hunny."
"Bother," said Pooh, as he led a group of illegals across the border.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he led his VC patrol through the wire.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he led his squad into the ambush
"Bother," said Pooh, as he led the boy Scout Troop into perdition
"Bother," said Pooh, as he left O.J.'s White Bronco on the street.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he licked the cheese on the mousetrap
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lit the end of the gas-soaked rag.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lit the fuse.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he loaded Edlin
"Bother," said Pooh, as he loaded a bomb onto the airplane.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he loaded another clip into his UZI
"Bother," said Pooh, as he loaded his last round.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lobbed a grenade at the intruder.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he locked photon torpedoes on USS Heffalump
"Bother," said Pooh, as he locked weapons systems onto the 747
"Bother," said Pooh, as he logged on to alt.binary.nudeyoungboyz
"Bother," said Pooh, as he look into the face of the Myrddraal.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he looked into the laser beam
"Bother," said Pooh, as he looked into the laser beam w/the other eye
"Bother," said Pooh, as he looked into the laser beam.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he looked up his name in the dictionary
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost again at "Quarks Place"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost another game of strip poker
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost antimatter containment.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost at Dabo again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost at the Dabo table again
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost control of his bladder.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost in TIE Fighter.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost the hand to Piglet's five aces.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lubricated his paw.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lured the young girl into the bushes.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he made Spotted Owl soup
"Bother," said Pooh, as he made a mask out of Piglet's skin.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he made the Godfather an offer he couldn't refuse
"Bother," said Pooh, as he made yet another ham sandwich.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he made yet another roast pork sandwich
"Bother," said Pooh, as he manufactured another bomb for the I.R.A.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he marched in the Gay Pride parade.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he marked @N@'s message for deletion.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he massacred the @LN@ family
"Bother," said Pooh, as he merged with the core of the Shadow ship.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he mined the bridge over the River Kwai
"Bother," said Pooh, as he mined the hospital parking lot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he misquoted the druidic Spell of Making.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he missed Pinky and The Brain.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he missed Saddam Hussein with the Bazooka
"Bother," said Pooh, as he missed Sailor Moon again
"Bother," said Pooh, as he mixed the lime with the coconut!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he mixed up the Ben-Gay and the K-Y Jelly
"Bother," said Pooh, as he mixed up the Ben-Gay and the toothpaste
"Bother," said Pooh, as he mopped up the spilt coffee
"Bother," said Pooh, as he mounted Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he mugged @FN@'s grandmother
"Bother," said Pooh, as he mugged the little old lady.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he munched his porpoise `n tuna sandwich
"Bother," said Pooh, as he named the Dark One.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he nibbled on himself
"Bother," said Pooh, as he nicked himself shaving his pubic hair
"Bother," said Pooh, as he noted the blood in his urine
"Bother," said Pooh, as he noticed Neil Smith's Band-Aid
"Bother," said Pooh, as he noticed he'd deleted his source code.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he noticed the condom was covered with blood.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he noticed the first grey hair.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he noticed the typos in @FN@'s message
"Bother," said Pooh, as he nuked Baghdad
"Bother," said Pooh, as he nuked Iraq!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he nuked OS/Who
"Bother," said Pooh, as he offered @FN@ $5 for the soiled panties
"Bother," said Pooh, as he once again perjured himself.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he only got two numbers right
"Bother," said Pooh, as he opened "The Joy Of Gay Sex."
"Bother," said Pooh, as he opened a gate to Hell.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he opened his door and found Jehovahs Witnesses
"Bother," said Pooh, as he opened his phone bill
"Bother," said Pooh, as he opened the Satanic Bible.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he opened the letter bomb.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he oppressed another helpless peasant
"Bother," said Pooh, as he orderd the troops into Montreal.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ordered "Fix Bayonets!"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ordered Mr. Worf to fire all phasers.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ordered another assault on the nursery.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ordered the bombing of Tel Aviv
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ordered the troops into Montreal
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ordered"Fix Bayonets!"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he over-dosed on crack
"Bother," said Pooh, as he paid $50 extra for "Greek" style.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he paid L5 extra for "teddy" style
"Bother," said Pooh, as he parked O.J.'s white Bonco
"Bother," said Pooh, as he partied with the Canadian Airborne Regiment.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he partied with the Hells Angels
"Bother," said Pooh, as he passed a kidney stone
"Bother," said Pooh, as he passed around the Ripple Blanc.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he passed around the joint.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he passed into the cow's fourth stomach
"Bother," said Pooh, as he peed in the gene-pool
"Bother," said Pooh, as he peered into the girl's locker room.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he picked another booger.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he picked the scabs from his penis.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he picked up another teenage hooker.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pierced his tongue
"Bother," said Pooh, as he piloted the Enola Gay towards Nagasaki.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he placed the message in the wrong conference.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he plagarized another speech for Joe Biden.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he plagiarized another speech for Jessie Ventura
"Bother," said Pooh, as he planted Flowers in the Oval Office.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he played with the Cenobite's puzzle box.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pledged "Ein Volk. Ein Reich. Ein Bubba."
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pocketed another .2c from a contributor
"Bother," said Pooh, as he poisoned @LN@ville's water supply
"Bother," said Pooh, as he posted the message in the wrong conference
"Bother," said Pooh, as he poured Zyklon-B into the ventilation system.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he poured carcinogens into the water supply.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he poured grease onto the interstate.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he poured ipecac into the relief food supplies.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he prepared Christopher Robin 4 human sacrifice
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pressed the bomb release.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pried the tusk from the dead elephant
"Bother," said Pooh, as he promptly vanished
"Bother," said Pooh, as he puked all over Christopher Robin
"Bother," said Pooh, as he puked over @TO@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he puked over Christopher Robin.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled a Tribble from a honey pot
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled his 9mm and wasted the bellboy
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled out his .45 and shot the UN soldier
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the 5rd AOLer out of his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the Muffin off his face
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the Tribble from his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the alien face-hugger off
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the arrow from his chest
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the detonator killing the dictator
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the trigger on Tigger.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the yellow handles
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pumped the Penis Enlarger.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he punched holes in another shipment of condoms.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he purchased cigarettes for a group of minors.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pushed Christopher Robin over the cliff.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pushed The Button to start Arm device
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pushed The Button to start Armageddon.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put Piglet in the microwave.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put a fresh magazine in his Glock
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put a pin in the Piglet doll
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put on his asbestos suit.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put on the Helm of Alignment Scrambling
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put on the hockey mask & started the saw
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put right what once went wrong.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put the coffee in the microwave.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put the gun in his mouth.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put the message in the wrong conf
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put the money under Kanga's pillow.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he quietly hid Piglet's body away.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he raised his veil and grabbed his spear
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rammed the squad car.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran C3PO through the trash compacter
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran Doublespace.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran another load of bootleg whiskey.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran from @N@'s advances.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran in terror from @N@.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran into the Archvile.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of KY jelly.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of Taglines
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of ammo.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of cigarettes.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of clever taglines
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of dilithium crystals.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of field dressings
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of lighter fluid
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of taglines
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran over the `squeegee kid'
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran the rapids in an air mattress
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran the red light.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he re-acquired the fleeing target
"Bother," said Pooh, as he re-installed Doom
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reached down to get the soap
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reached for Saidin.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reached for the flamethrower.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reached for the reset button.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reached over to pick up his soap
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reacquired the fleeing target.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read @FN@'s diary
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read @N@'s latest drivel
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read @N@'s latest offering.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read Gravis Support's latest offer
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read alt.aol-sucks. AOL SUCKS B1G T1ME!!!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read alt.binaries.@LN@.nude
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read alt.fan.bill-gates
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read alt.fan.bill-gates -- Cool Programs!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read alt.fan.bill-gates.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read altaol-sucks AOL SUCKS
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read his AIDS test results
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read his Compuserve bill.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read the Generations script.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read the Programmer's PC Sourcebook
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read the eviction notice
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read the joke about his inability to breed
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read yet another 'Pooh' tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realised Piglet was undercooked
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realised he didn't fit ANY demographics
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realised he'd said f*** in the wrong net
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realised it was Thomas & not William Riker
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realised that he said f*ck in fido
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realised that his VISOR was a hair barrette
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realised the doll had a puncture
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realised there was no toilet paper.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he didn't fit ANY demographics.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he didn't really have a stomach
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he had been pointing the gun the wrong way
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he had fallen for Garak's lies
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he was a Star Trek redshirt
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he was a red shirt. <<ZAP>>
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he was drunk
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he was only a stuffed bear.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he was stuck in a temporal loop
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he wasn't wearing any pants
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he'd been issued a one-way ticket
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized it was a day-mare.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that Ferengi sell fuel by the US.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that Rabbit was indeed Chaotic Evil
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that he was only a stuffed bear
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that he wasn't warping!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that his Visor was a barrette
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that his long tagline wouldn't fi
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that logic really WAS a tweeting.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that logic really WAS dangerous
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that people are, after all, scum.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that the bus driver was crazy
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that toys bears can never have sex
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized the TV control was a bomb detonator
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized the cabbie didn't understand English
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized the doll had a puncture
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized theTVcontrol was a bomb detonator
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized there was no toilet paper
"Bother," said Pooh, as he received his America Online bill.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he received his Compu$erve bill.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he redecorated the nursery with lead paint.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reformatted his life
"Bother," said Pooh, as he refused the blindfold
"Bother," said Pooh, as he regained consciousness on the autopsy table
"Bother," said Pooh, as he regenerated into @N@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he regenerated into Colin Baker.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reincarnated as @N@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reinstalled @VER@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reinstalled Tag-X Pro
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reinstalled WIN2000
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reinstalled Windows for the 20th time
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rejoined the circle of life at the bottom
"Bother," said Pooh, as he released the Balefire
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reloaded his AK-47.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he remember when O.J. was a fruit juice!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he remembered getting stoned
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reported Huey, Dewey and Louie for vandalism
"Bother," said Pooh, as he repotted his Aspidistra.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reverted to his liquid state
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rigged the election for Stockwell Day
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ripped his ring piece.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ripped his tongue piercing out
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ripped the fabric of Time and Space
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rolled another joint for the President.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rolled over and asked Nicole for a cigarette.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rolled over and lit @F's cigarette
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rolled over in the gutter
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rolled over into the wet spot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rolled over, asking @F for a cigarette
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rolled over, ordering Hillary to get munchies
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rose from the grave.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sabotaged Wile E. Coyote's latest trap
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sabotaged the elevator cable.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sabotaged the power station.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sabotaged the school-bus
"Bother," said Pooh, as he said "Bother" again
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sank deeper into the honeypot
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sapped the bank guard.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sashayed into a Gay bar
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sat on the firecracker
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saved -vs- poison.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw 1% of 12394KB (at 19 bytes/sec)
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw Chris nibbling on Anna's belly.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw Christopher Robin go down the third time.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw Christopher nibbling on @FN@'s belly
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw Duncan awaken from a mortal wound
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw Elvis and Jim Morrison in France
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw Lorena Bobbitt drive up.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw OJ on the television, AGAIN.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw Richie Ryan awaken from a mortal wound
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw another message from 1:666/666
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw another message from New Jersey.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw his Human friends, skyclad
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw his friends dressed in black robes.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw his life flash before him
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw the Proctologist approaching with a
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw the bondage marks on his wrists.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw the burning cross on his lawn.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw the hungry look in Garfield's eye
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw the patriot's severed head emblem
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw yet another Pooh tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sawed the horn from the dead rhino
"Bother," said Pooh, as he scrambled his partition table.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he screwed up X-Wing TOD 1/4 yet again
"Bother," said Pooh, as he searched his small brain for a clever tagline
"Bother," said Pooh, as he seduced Christopher Robin's mother
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sent away for an inflatable Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sent in a team from the S.A.S.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he served Darkwing Duck l'Orange.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he set another sleeping wino on fire
"Bother," said Pooh, as he set crosshairs on @TO@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he set fire to the Hundred-Acre Wood
"Bother," said Pooh, as he set his phaser on kill
"Bother," said Pooh, as he set the Doomsday Machine for next Tuesday.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he set the crosshairs on @N@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he set the crosshairs on President Clinton.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he severed the bungee cord
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shared a cigar with Bill Clinton
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shared his pain with Sybok
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shelled out more $$ for his BBS.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shook down his classmates for lunch money.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shook down the shopkeeper.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shook hands with the leper
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot @F for being a git
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot A.A. Milne for being a git.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot Barney in the head at point blank
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot John Lennon
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot Kwisatz Haderach for being a git.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot Lennon but missed Yoko Ono
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot Rabbit
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot a preemie.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot another Mountain Gorilla.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot another Spotted Owl.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot his concealed handgun into a crowd.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot his wad down @FN@'s throat
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot that bird in the wing.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot the Emperical Drone
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot the Spotted Owl.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot the propeller from Biggles' machine
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot the sheriff.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot three ATF agents raiding his home.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot three IRS agents padlocking his home
"Bother," said Pooh, as he signed the pact.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slapped a fresh clip into the smoking Uzi.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slapped another clip into his smoking Uzi
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slapped on a trauma-patch
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slashed the ambulance's tires.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slaughtered innocent Jawas.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slept through New Year's Eve.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slid into another Earth.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slid on the wet echo floor.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slipped and fell down the mine shaft
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slipped cyanide into Rev. Jim's Kool Aid.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slipped his date a Mickey
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slipped on the used tampon
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slipped the traffic cop $10
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slit his wrists
"Bother," said Pooh, as he smashed the busker's guitar
"Bother," said Pooh, as he smeared Hunny on @FN@'s breasts
"Bother," said Pooh, as he smelled semen on @FN@'s breath
"Bother," said Pooh, as he smoked a joint and his head exploded
"Bother," said Pooh, as he smoked his 1646's
"Bother," said Pooh, as he smuggled 2 kilos of blow through Customs.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he smuggled the bomb onto the airplane
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sneaked into Columbine High
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sniffed another tube of glue.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he snorted another line.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he snuck cigarettes into the TB Ward.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sold Eeyore to the glue factory"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sold crack in the school yard.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sold his life story to Oliver Stone.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sold joints to school-kids
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sold nuclear secrets to the Chinese
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sold oregano as marijuana
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sold smokes to school-kids.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he spewed in disgust
"Bother," said Pooh, as he spontaneous combusted
"Bother," said Pooh, as he spotted Elvis at the Supermarket.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sprayed the playground with gunfire.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sprayed the school cafeteria with gunfire
"Bother," said Pooh, as he spun his dirty little web
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stalked Lover's Lane
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stalked Lover's Lane. ___ Blue WaveQWK v2.12
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stalked the homeless person.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stared into the Myrddraal's face
"Bother," said Pooh, as he started earning his "white"-wings
"Bother," said Pooh, as he started to install Windows.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he started up Norton Utilities.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stepped in some David on the pavement
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stepped into the acceleration chamber.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stepped into the particle accelerator
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stepped on a Funnelweb.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stepped on a nail
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stepped on an anti-personnel device
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stepped on the cat's tail.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stepped on the land mine
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stole Smokey the Bear's girlfriend.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stole the car radio
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stomped Barney's ass into jello
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stomped Tigger's ass to Grape Jello
"Bother," said Pooh, as he strafed the lifeboats.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he strafed the refugee congested highway.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he strangled Roo for knocking over his coffee
"Bother," said Pooh, as he struBother, said Pooh, as he swallowed the Coke can
"Bother," said Pooh, as he struggled to understand Ebonics
"Bother," said Pooh, as he struggled with computer's reset button.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he struggled with his tagline dupes.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he struggled with the computer's power
"Bother," said Pooh, as he struggled with the computer's reset button.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he struggled with the computers power switch
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stuck a pin in Hillary's implants.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stuck his finger in the light socket
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stuffed Piglet in the microwave
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stuffed Piglet's corpse into a box
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stuffed another bullfrog in the blender.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stuffed tribbles into Barney's ears.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stumbled out of the whorehouse
"Bother," said Pooh, as he substituted Zyklon-B for Folger's Crystals.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he substituted ipecac for Folger's Crystals.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he succumbed to the West Nile Virus
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sucked on the used Tampax.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sucked out @FN@'s other eye
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sucked the life out of Tigger.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he suffered the 'Heartbreak of Psoriasis'.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sunk his twelth
"Bother," said Pooh, as he surfed into www.@LN@.org/~@FN@-XXX.html
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swallowed
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swallowed a grenade
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swallowed his mouthpiece
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swallowed the Coke can
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swallowed the Ecstasy tablet
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swallowed the mucus in lumps.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swapped recipes with Hannibal Lector.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he switched between Animaniacs & Power Rangers
"Bother," said Pooh, as he switched between Animaniacs and Star Trek
"Bother," said Pooh, as he switched to Full Auto
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swore allegiance to the Nation of Islam.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swore an oath on the Oath Rod
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swung from the gallows beside Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh, as he talked Kanga and Roo into a threesome.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tapped his Neurostim Bracelet
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tapped out 112 while fitting an extension box
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tapped out a false distress signal.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tapped out112while fitting an extension box
"Bother," said Pooh, as he testified O.J. was with him
"Bother," said Pooh, as he testified he was with O.J
"Bother," said Pooh, as he threw Roo off the cliff
"Bother," said Pooh, as he threw the pin and dropped the grenade.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he threw the pin and held on to the grenade
"Bother," said Pooh, as he thrust the stake through Barney's heart
"Bother," said Pooh, as he thumbed through his father's magazines.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tickled @FN@'s tummy. From the inside
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tied @F to the "Wheel of Lust"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tied @N@ to the bed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tied @TOFIRST@ to the "Wheel of Lust"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tied Kanga down, sport.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tied Piglet to the Wheel of Lust.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tied Piglet to the bed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tied up his favorite redhead
"Bother," said Pooh, as he told IRS about Scrooge McDuck's secret ledgers
"Bother," said Pooh, as he told the girl his wife didn't understand
"Bother," said Pooh, as he told the judge he was an endangered species.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tongued @FN@'s anus
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took @F's Quickening
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took Duncan McCloud's Quickening
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took Jocelyn Elders advice and went blind
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took Marina Lemar's Quickening
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took McCloud's Quickening
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took Meth to stay awake in class
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took aim from behind the grassy knoll
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took another stim
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took another swing at @LN@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took another swing at Reginald Denny.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took his torn pants to Garak's
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took out a contract on Bob Dole
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took out a contract on Bugs Bunny
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took the assault rifle to McDonald's
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took the banana away from @FN@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he torched the Hunderd Acre Woods.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he torched the forest.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he torched the grammar school.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he torched the old-growth forest
"Bother," said Pooh, as he torched the rain forest.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tossed the bloody glove Bhind the poolhouse
"Bother," said Pooh, as he touched a live wire
"Bother," said Pooh, as he transcended this plane.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried addressing more than 64k of RAM in DOS
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried on @FN@'s bra and panties
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried on his new Rooskin coat.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to escape from Barney's evil gaze
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to install Linux
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2 for the 11th time
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2. (For the tenth time.)
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to install Windows'95
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to learn COBOL.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to pick Owl's feathers from his teeth
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to uninstall WARP.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to was the stain from his shorts
"Bother," said Pooh, as he triggered the burglar alarm.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tripped and fell on the Live Rail
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tripped over the sleeping Dragon's tail
"Bother," said Pooh, as he trudged, out of breath, to find KY-Jelly.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he turned a mouse loose in the maternity ward.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he turned into a bat.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he turned off "Lost In Space"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he turned the launch key
"Bother," said Pooh, as he turned to the Dark Side.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he twit filtered his moderator
"Bother," said Pooh, as he twitted @F
"Bother," said Pooh, as he twitted Mother Nature.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he twitted his Sysop
"Bother," said Pooh, as he twitted his moderator.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he typed DEL:\C:\BBS\*.*
"Bother," said Pooh, as he typed FORMAT C:
"Bother," said Pooh, as he typed a Canonical List for alt.tasteless.jokes
"Bother," said Pooh, as he typed a Canonical List in alt
"Bother," said Pooh, as he typed a Canonical List in alt.tasteless.jokes
"Bother," said Pooh, as he uncovered a hive of Smurfs.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he underwent aversion therapy.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he uninstalled Windows 95.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he unloaded has AK - 47 into Barney
"Bother," said Pooh, as he unloaded his Aries Predator on Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he urinated on the passed-out wino
"Bother," said Pooh, as he used "0" to dial collect.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he used the rest of his Combat Pool
"Bother," said Pooh, as he used the turkey baster as a sex toy
"Bother," said Pooh, as he used up the last of his dodge pool.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he used"0" to dial collect.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he uttered the unspeakable.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he violated Eeyore.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he violated the Bosnian cease-fire
"Bother," said Pooh, as he waded through a feminist linguist manual
"Bother," said Pooh, as he waded through a feminist linguistic polemic.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he waited for Windows '95
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was accidentally neutered.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was accosted by religious fanatics
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested by the Police
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for being an illegal alien
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for being bear in public.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for bigamy
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for distributing XXX GIF files"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for indecent exposure.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for lurking near the playground
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for non-support.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for parole violation
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for possessing pirated software
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for propagating X
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for propagating XXX GIF files.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for prostitution
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for running a pirate BBS.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for running around bear-ass naked
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for welfare fraud"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for writing a virus
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested4possessing pirated software
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested4running around bare-ass naked
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was assimilated
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was assimilated by the Borg.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was assumed to be a lamer
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was assumed to be a lamer, "Get me WIN3.1.1!"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was attacked by Nazi Smurf commandos
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was banned from #israel for using colors
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was barred from his local
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was bitten by a rabid bear.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was bitten by his date's living bra.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was blinded
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was blinded by the light
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was branded
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was buried alive
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was butchered for his paws & liver.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was captured by Nazi Smurf commandos.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was captured by Vampire Sorority Bimbos.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was carted off to the Roadkill Cafe
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was caught playing with himself.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was decapitated when Simon got the drop
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was defenestrated
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was defenestrated... on the twentieth floor.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was destoryed in Doom II deathmatch
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was diagnosed with the @F Virus
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was dumped from the Matrix
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was encased in wet concrete
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was eviscerated by the Power(tm)Rangers
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was faxed to Holland
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was flamed for no reason
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was flatened by a steam roller
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was forced to miss Babylon 5
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was forced to watch Nowhere Man
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was forced to watch Road to Avonlea.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was forced to watch Shades of Darkness
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was frozen in carbonite.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was given a tour of @FN@'s stomach
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was given another bad script.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was his read Miranda Rights.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was hit by the heat ray.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was impregnated by a Xenomorph
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was indicted for inside trading.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was indicted for tax evasion.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was investigated for Unnatural Acts
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was killed by BATF agents
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was locked out of the BBS
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was molested by Barney. And liked it
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was nicked for kerb crawling
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was picked up in the gay bar.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was read Miranda Rights.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was reborn as an amoeba
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was released naked to be hunted for sport
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was sacrificed
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was served to Klingons as the main dish.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was served to the Huns as an appetizer
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was served to the Huns as the main dish.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was served to the Klingons
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was served to the Klingons as the main dish.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was shanghaied to the USS @LN@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was shipped to China. In pieces.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was shot by a sniper on the grassy knoll
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was smothered by naked Spice Girls
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was sodomised by Mr Squiggle
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was sodomized by Barney
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was struck by a meteor
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was struck by a meteor and lightning
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was sucked into the jet engine
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was surrounded by 13 Aes Sedai
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was taken to the Body Bank
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was thrown 70,000 light years from home
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was thrown out into space
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was torched by a BFG9000 in DOOM II
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was trapped in the airtight vault
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was tricked into a game of Maiden's Kiss
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was viciously impaled
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wasted a CyberDemon with his BFG9000
"Bother," said Pooh, as he watch his 830mb drive slowly format itself.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he watched "Deliverance" with Bubba & Leroy.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he watched Power Rangers bound to a chair
"Bother," said Pooh, as he watched `The Pillow Book' again and again
"Bother," said Pooh, as he watched his 17GB drive slowly format itself
"Bother," said Pooh, as he watched his 830mb drive slowly format
"Bother," said Pooh, as he watched his hard drive slowly format itself"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he watched yet another Hip Hippos cartoon
"Bother," said Pooh, as he weakened the Bunji-rope
"Bother," said Pooh, as he went blotchy from that time wi
"Bother," said Pooh, as he went over the falls
"Bother," said Pooh, as he went through the windshield
"Bother," said Pooh, as he went to kill Owl
"Bother," said Pooh, as he whispered innermost secrets to Connie Chung
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wiped his flash bios
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wiped the vomit from his chin.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wished everyone a Happy Pearl
"Bother," said Pooh, as he woke up next to Jimmy Hoffa
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wondered why he bothered to answer.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wrestled with @F
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wrestled with the moderator.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wrote another message for @LN@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wrote another script for Dr. Ruth
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wrote another speech for @N@.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wrote another speech for Jocelyn Elders.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wrote his initials in the snow.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wrung out his lambskin condoms
"Bother," said Pooh, as he yanked out the guillotine's lanyar
"Bother," said Pooh, as he yawned so hard he lost Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh, as his 'B' sample tested positive
"Bother," said Pooh, as his 17gb drive slowly reformatted itself
"Bother," said Pooh, as his 28.8k modem connected at 300bps
"Bother," said Pooh, as his 830mb drive slowly reformatted itself.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Aerial fell of the roof
"Bother," said Pooh, as his BBS time limit for the day expired
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Ben-wah balls broke.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Ben-wah balls shattered.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Cellnet came up "NO SERVICE"
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Frenum piercing tore out
"Bother," said Pooh, as his ICQ pager went off, again
"Bother," said Pooh, as his LAN manager went downhill.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his LAN server started to smoke
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Leprosy spread.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Moniter blew up in his face
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Orange Said "NO SERVICE"
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Outlook Express locked up, again
"Bother," said Pooh, as his PIN number failed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Penthouse pages stuck together.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Pirate Sky card wen't down
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Prince Albert piercing ripped out.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his SIN number failed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Seeboard meter ran out during Voyager
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Sinclair C5 came to a standstill on the M3
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Stinger locked onto the 747
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Sysop locked him out of the system.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his TIE fighter smashed into an asteriod.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his U-Boat sank another hospital ship.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his VCR ate a Babylon 5 tape.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his VCR ate his favorite porno tape.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his VCR ate his only Ranma 1/2 tape.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his VISA card was declined
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Viagra prescription ran out
"Bother," said Pooh, as his X-wing exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his YOUNGXXX.GIF files were seized.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his `date' started to deflate
"Bother," said Pooh, as his `living bra' started to suffocate him
"Bother," said Pooh, as his account was deleted by the Sysop.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his airbag popped
"Bother," said Pooh, as his appendix ruptured.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his arse caught fire
"Bother," said Pooh, as his barrel reached the top of the falls
"Bother," said Pooh, as his batteries died just moments before climax.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his blow up love doll exploded
"Bother," said Pooh, as his brain was sucked out.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his bullet missed @LN@'s head
"Bother," said Pooh, as his bullet missed the moderators head.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his bungee cord broke.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his buttocks caught fire.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his cable gun jammed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his cellmate called him "Sweetie"
"Bother," said Pooh, as his chainsaw ran out of gas
"Bother," said Pooh, as his character was replaced by Worf
"Bother," said Pooh, as his colostomy bag exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his combat drone exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his computer crashed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his condom ripped.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his condom snagged on @FN@'s braces
"Bother," said Pooh, as his credstick deleted itself.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his crotch felt like it was on fire.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his dragster exploded in a fireball
"Bother," said Pooh, as his drug dealer got busted
"Bother," said Pooh, as his espresso machine blew up in his face
"Bother," said Pooh, as his fart contained lumps
"Bother," said Pooh, as his finger pricked on the poison needle trap.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his flatulance enlarged the ozone layer hole
"Bother," said Pooh, as his flick knife failed to open
"Bother," said Pooh, as his friends left him alone to die.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his fur got caught in his zipper.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his fur turned gray and he began losing his memory
"Bother," said Pooh, as his golf ball struck Eeyore in the temple.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his hand became snagged in the wringer.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his head exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his head was sewn back on
"Bother," said Pooh, as his head was sewn back on, backwards
"Bother," said Pooh, as his head was sewn back on.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his hemorrhoids flared.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his house went up in flames.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his hunny exploded in the microwave.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his last piece of cereal crawled away.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his latest beta crashed
"Bother," said Pooh, as his light saber went out.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his liver failed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his lock-on indicator failed
"Bother," said Pooh, as his lost control of his bladder
"Bother," said Pooh, as his medicine wore off &the demons returned.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his microwave exploded
"Bother," said Pooh, as his mind ran out of taglines to use.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his monitor blew up in his face.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his monitor exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his monitor flickered and went dark.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his motorcycle left the ground.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his network froze.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his nipple piercing got badly infected
"Bother," said Pooh, as his nipple ring tore out.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his offline mail reader crashed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his oil soaked cover spontaneously combusted.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his parachute failed to open
"Bother," said Pooh, as his parachute roman candled.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his parents turned up at the rave
"Bother," said Pooh, as his penis remained limp.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his penis tore into @N@'s anus.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his phaser overloaded
"Bother," said Pooh, as his phaser overloaded, exploded,& killed him
"Bother," said Pooh, as his phaser overloaded.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his photons missed the Death Star's reactor shaft
"Bother," said Pooh, as his pit crew was eating ice cream.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his plastic love doll exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his plastic love slave sprung a leak
"Bother," said Pooh, as his printer went haywire.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his pubic hairs got caught in the knothole.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his rectum exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his rectum itched infernally.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his regeneration failed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his rubber woman sprung a leak
"Bother," said Pooh, as his runabout entered the Badlands.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his saw ran out of gas.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his scanners detected a Romulan War Bird.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his sextant spun wildly.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his ship encountered another space ship
"Bother," said Pooh, as his ship failed to jump to light speed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his starship disintegrated.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his starship encountered a temporal anomaly.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his stitches started to unravel
"Bother," said Pooh, as his striped necktie woke and strangled him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his tagline manager blew up.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his tape backup was eaten by the drive.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his time ran out & he turned into a puddle.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his time stabilizer malfunctioned.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his toilet backfired while he was sitting on it
"Bother," said Pooh, as his torp.s missed the Death Stars weak spot
"Bother," said Pooh, as his torpedoes missed the Death Star
"Bother," said Pooh, as his truss broke.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his umbrella got caught on the Emergency cord
"Bother," said Pooh, as his warp core breached!
"Bother," said Pooh, as his weapons systems failed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as it was his turn at Russian Roulette
"Bother," said Pooh, as last night's beer came back up.
"Bother," said Pooh, as lightning struck from a clear sky.
"Bother," said Pooh, as millions of voices cried out & went silent.
"Bother," said Pooh, as more hair came out in his brush
"Bother," said Pooh, as not recording 'Eastenders'
"Bother," said Pooh, as nuclear war broke out.
"Bother," said Pooh, as one of the Forsaken appeared in his dreams.
"Bother," said Pooh, as piglet stabbed him through the kidney
"Bother," said Pooh, as pin fell out of the grenade
"Bother," said Pooh, as racked another round into his M-16.
"Bother," said Pooh, as racked up another frag.
"Bother," said Pooh, as ran C3PO through the trash compactor.
"Bother," said Pooh, as reality flickered
"Bother," said Pooh, as realized that Rabbit was indeed Chaotic Evil..
"Bother," said Pooh, as realized that Rabbit was indeed gay.
"Bother," said Pooh, as received his Compuserve bill.
"Bother," said Pooh, as rolled his F-16 into a six-gee turn.
"Bother," said Pooh, as sawdust leaked from his wound
"Bother," said Pooh, as seaQuest DSV sprung a leak.
"Bother," said Pooh, as security closed in.
"Bother," said Pooh, as several Italians pinched his butt
"Bother," said Pooh, as several shotgun pellets lodged in his forehead
"Bother," said Pooh, as small, furry creatures flogged his nipples
"Bother," said Pooh, as smoke poured from his A Drive
"Bother," said Pooh, as smoke started seeping from his A: drive
"Bother," said Pooh, as someone else stole his taglines
"Bother," said Pooh, as someone flamed him for no reason
"Bother," said Pooh, as someone swiped his tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh, as sparklies came up during DS9
"Bother," said Pooh, as the 100 Acre Wood was clearcut
"Bother," said Pooh, as the 4-Iron struck him soundly in head
"Bother," said Pooh, as the @F-Virus scrambled his FAT
"Bother," said Pooh, as the AIDS test came back positive.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the AT's foot crushed Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh, as the AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the AT-AT's foot crushed Tigger
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Alien thingie popped out of his chest
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Aliens landed
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Aliens landed in the Hundred Acre Woods
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Anaconda's coils constricted
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Anal Intruder (TM) slid home
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Anal Intruder's OFF button broke off
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Army surrounded Montreal
"Bother," said Pooh, as the B.A.T.F. destroyed his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the BATF knocked on the door with a tank
"Bother," said Pooh, as the BATF tank ran over his honey pot. *
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Ben Wa balls shattered
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Big Time bus ran him over.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Black Hole sucked him in
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Black Ninja pounced upon him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Borg assimilated @TO@
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Borg assimilated Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Borg attacked his Outpost
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Borg implants went in
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Borg pumped bio-chips into him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the CSA found him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Canucks won the Stanley Cup
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Cardassians ripped off his he
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Cardassians tortured him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Catwoman removed her mask
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Chancellor introduced VAT on honey
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Channel 5 Retuner called during Star Trek
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Child Suppot Agency found him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Chinaman ate his gallbladder and paws
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Christian Brother fondled him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Colonel yelled "Fire!"
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Crisis Hotline hung up on him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Cure spell caused warts
"Bother," said Pooh, as the D.E.A. destroyed Rabbit's garden.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Daleks exterminated him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Death Star exploded around him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Death Star landed in his back
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Death Star shot him down.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Devil crossed Death
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Dirty Pair blew up the forest.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Dohmer team eyed him hungrily
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Doomsday Cult surrounded him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Draghkar tried to slip him the shaft.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Dragon awoke
"Bother," said Pooh, as the E.P.A. closed the honey factory.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Earth wobbled on its axis
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Emperor electrocuted him with energy waves
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Emperor electrocuted him with the Force.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Enterprise exploded
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Enterprise ran out of gas
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Eskimos abandoned him on the ice-floe
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Evangelist pronounced him cured
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Ewoks stole his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the F.B.I. came knocking.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the F.B.I. knocked on his door.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the FBI came knocking
"Bother," said Pooh, as the FBI confiscated his X-rated JPG files
"Bother," said Pooh, as the FBI found $50000 of crack in his wardrobe
"Bother," said Pooh, as the FBI knocked on his door
"Bother," said Pooh, as the FBI traced his phone number
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Face hugger impregnated him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Fedcops took his videotapes and guns
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Final Days commenced
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Four Horsemen approached
"Bother," said Pooh, as the French Nuclear Testing blew his head off.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Grand Dragon lit the fiery cross
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Harley's transmission exploded
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Helm of Chaotic Evil took affect.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Holy Roman Emperor broke wind
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Hundred Acre Woods were annexed by SMURFS.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Hundred-Acre Wood was clearcut
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Hundred-Acre Woods was annexed by SMURFS
"Bother," said Pooh, as the I LOVE YOU virus ate all his MPG files
"Bother," said Pooh, as the I.R.S. seized his ass...ets.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the I.R.S. started his audit.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the INS demanded his Green Card
"Bother," said Pooh, as the IRS seized his ass...ets
"Bother," said Pooh, as the IRS started his audit
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Inquisition broke down the door
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Israeli soldiers strafed his hiding spot
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Izzes dragged him under.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Judge turned another free man.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the KKK rode through the 100 Acre Wood
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Kazons discovered hair mousse.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Klingons decloaked.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Klingons opened fire.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the L.A.P.D. beat him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the LA cops mistook him for Rodney King
"Bother," said Pooh, as the LAPD beat him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the LAPD beat him senseless
"Bother," said Pooh, as the LAPD beat him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Law of Nature caught up to him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Lemming dragged him off a cliff.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Leprosy spread
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Messerschmidt strafed him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Millenium Falcon blasted his Star Destroyer.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Millenium Falcon blasted his house.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Millennium Falcon blasted his Star Destroyer
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Monitor blew up in his face.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Mormons knocked on his door at 7 am
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Na'ka'leen feeder consumed him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Nazis tattooed a number on his wrist
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Ninja sprang from behind the bush
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Palestinians hurled rocks at him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Panther Moderns attacked him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Patriot missile targeted him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Police breathalised him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Police followed him back to the Hostel
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Police pulled him over for speeding
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Police steamed in with a warrant
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Police surrounded his home
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Preparation-H failed
"Bother," said Pooh, as the RCMP seized his porn videos
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Rangers won the Stanley Cup.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast are him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall ate Owl.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Red Ajah captured him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Redhead refused to whip him again!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Romulan warbird uncloaked.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the SST Concorde nosedived towards the ground
"Bother," said Pooh, as the STD results came through
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Satanic Bible burst into flames
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Scoutmaster bent him over
"Bother," said Pooh, as the SeaQuest DSV sprung a leak
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Search & Rescue chopper passed overhead
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Shadow ships appeared out of nowhere.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Shadows attacked the Hundred Acre Wood
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Shadows decimated his homework
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Sharom exploded into black fire.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Skin Heads shaved his head.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Sniper took him out
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Space-Time Continuum fractured
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Storm troopers caught him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Suicide Hotline put him on hold
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Swat Team closed in.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the SysOp locked him out"
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Sysop locked him out of the system.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the TV detector van pulled up outside
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Tampax inexplicably exploded
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Texan flushed the toilet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Titanic started to list
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Torquamande burned him at the stake
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Tribbles made him *itch* like ants
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Tribbles rained down on him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the VCR ate his favorite porno tape.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Vampire drained him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Velociraptor shook him by the throat
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Vogon began to read.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Vogons destroyed Earth.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Wicked Witch landed
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Y2K bug bit him on the bum
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Yakuza placed a contract on his life.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Yakuza pounced upon him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the aardvark's breath knocked him out cold
"Bother," said Pooh, as the aardvarks trampled him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the airbag smothered him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the airbag snapped his head back
"Bother," said Pooh, as the alien burst from his chest.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the ants devoured him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the artist licked his pencil
"Bother," said Pooh, as the atomic blast consumed him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the avalanche buried him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the axe missed the log and sank in2 his foot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bad XTC took hold
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bad acid burned out his synapses
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bank machine ate his card
"Bother," said Pooh, as the batteries died in his blaster.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the batteries died in the vibrator
"Bother," said Pooh, as the batteries died just moments before climax
"Bother," said Pooh, as the batteries died just seconds before ecstasy
"Bother," said Pooh, as the batteries in his blaster died.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the beggars surrounded him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bombs started falling
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bouncer threw him through the door
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bra now fitted
"Bother," said Pooh, as the brake cables snapped on the Alaska highway
"Bother," said Pooh, as the brakes unexpectedly failed
"Bother," said Pooh, as the brakes went out!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bridge washed away leaving his twig behind
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bull impaled him on his horns.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bull noticed his red T-shirt.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bullet hit the bone
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bully kicked sand in his face
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bungee cord broke.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the cable system messed w/his television.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the cable system messed with his channels.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the cancer spread
"Bother," said Pooh, as the cannibals started the fire
"Bother," said Pooh, as the car-alarm went off
"Bother," said Pooh, as the cashpoint kept his card
"Bother," said Pooh, as the cat came back
"Bother," said Pooh, as the chasm opened
"Bother," said Pooh, as the chemotherapy failed
"Bother," said Pooh, as the circumcisionist said "Ooops"
"Bother," said Pooh, as the coffin creaked open
"Bother," said Pooh, as the concentrated HCl hit the bleach solution.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the condom broke
"Bother," said Pooh, as the condom came away in his hand.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the condom disintegrated
"Bother," said Pooh, as the crabs crawled up his anus
"Bother," said Pooh, as the crabs infested his pubes
"Bother," said Pooh, as the crabs spread to his eyebrows
"Bother," said Pooh, as the crazed dentist started the drill.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the crazed mob burned another book
"Bother," said Pooh, as the crocodile grabbed his leg
"Bother," said Pooh, as the cruel Mistress yanked his chain
"Bother," said Pooh, as the dirigible popped.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the dirigible struck the mast and exploded
"Bother," said Pooh, as the doctor amputated the wrong leg.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the doctor diagnosed Syphillis
"Bother," said Pooh, as the doctor said "Turn Your Head and Cough"
"Bother," said Pooh, as the dog ripped him apart
"Bother," said Pooh, as the dominant Top forced him to his knees
"Bother," said Pooh, as the door appeared to be locked
"Bother," said Pooh, as the dragon ducked his thrown dagger.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the elastic in his trousers gave way.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the elephant stepped on his toe
"Bother," said Pooh, as the executioner pulled the lever
"Bother," said Pooh, as the fan reversed direction & sucked him in.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the fat, ugly woman winked at him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the feds took his videotapes and GIF's
"Bother," said Pooh, as the fire fed on his arm.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the firebomb landed in his lap
"Bother," said Pooh, as the firing squad took aim.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the flames swallowed his card collection.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the gangbangers opened fire
"Bother," said Pooh, as the gas-tank exploded
"Bother," said Pooh, as the grenade's pin fell out.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the guards dragged him off
"Bother," said Pooh, as the guillotine blade fell.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the gun misfired and blew off his paw
"Bother," said Pooh, as the handlebars came off the Harley
"Bother," said Pooh, as the head-hunters surrounded him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the heat-seeking missile homed in
"Bother," said Pooh, as the helicopter's rotor spun off
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hippo's breath knocked him senseless
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hippopotamus' breath knocked him out cold.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hitch-hiker pulled out a gun
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hitch-hiker put his hand on his knee
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hitch-hiker rubbed his crotch
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hooker asked for more money
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hooker died under him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hooker quit in mid-stroke
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hooks sank into his flesh
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hot pincers touched his genitals
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hunter drew a bead on him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hyenas' breath knocked him out cold
"Bother," said Pooh, as the indictments were handed down.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the internet crashed, again
"Bother," said Pooh, as the jumja stick stuck to his hand.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the jury found him GUILTY
"Bother," said Pooh, as the jury found him GUILTY as charged
"Bother," said Pooh, as the jury found him GUILTY.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the last round was loaded
"Bother," said Pooh, as the leather strap hit him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the leeches sucked him dry.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the left wing snapped off"
"Bother," said Pooh, as the leghold trap snapped shut on his ankle.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the lethal injection slid home
"Bother," said Pooh, as the lights went out, globally
"Bother," said Pooh, as the likle bunie-wunies and fweinds sought
"Bother," said Pooh, as the lion pounced
"Bother," said Pooh, as the lumberjack chopped down his hunny tree.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the lump was diagnosed malignant
"Bother," said Pooh, as the maddened hippo charged
"Bother," said Pooh, as the meteor struck the Hundred Acre Woods
"Bother," said Pooh, as the mob burned another book.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the mob lit torches and set out for the castle
"Bother," said Pooh, as the moderator Orbed him for being bad.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the moderator locked him out of the echo.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the moderator sent him NetMail.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the moderator sent him a PVT note.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the moderator swung his club.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the moderator unlinked him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the molotov cocktail landed at his feet
"Bother," said Pooh, as the monitor blew up in his face
"Bother," said Pooh, as the mosquitoes carried him away
"Bother," said Pooh, as the motorcycle's rear wheel came off
"Bother," said Pooh, as the motorist stuck two fingers up
"Bother," said Pooh, as the mountain he was climbing suddenly erupted.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the mountain man mounted him from behind
"Bother," said Pooh, as the mushroom cloud lit up the horizon
"Bother," said Pooh, as the needle broke off in his arm
"Bother," said Pooh, as the notices poured in
"Bother," said Pooh, as the nuclear waste mutated his teeth into fangs
"Bother," said Pooh, as the oncoming trucker had an epileptic fit
"Bother," said Pooh, as the other altarboys held him down
"Bother," said Pooh, as the others burned him at the stake.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the pack of jackals closed in
"Bother," said Pooh, as the parasite ate it's way into his brain.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the pentecostal healer grew him a third arm.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the piercing needle slid in
"Bother," said Pooh, as the pin fell out of the grenade.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the pipe bomb went off in his hand
"Bother," said Pooh, as the piranhas nibbled his eyes out.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the plane jettisoned both wings.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the plane jettisoned third class.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the plane lost both wings
"Bother," said Pooh, as the plot device was re-used again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the police car ran over Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh, as the police closed in.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the police enquired about the phonebox ad
"Bother," said Pooh, as the police found the car's secret compartment
"Bother," said Pooh, as the police kicked in his door
"Bother," said Pooh, as the police seized his kiddieporn files
"Bother," said Pooh, as the police tailed his white Ford Bronco.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the price of gas rose to $5 a gallon
"Bother," said Pooh, as the priest fondled him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the priest pulled down his pants
"Bother," said Pooh, as the prunes began their work.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the pus dribbled out his nose.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the race leader lapped him, again!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the rampaging rhino charged
"Bother," said Pooh, as the raptor shook him by the throat.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the rats feasted on his entrails
"Bother," said Pooh, as the rave was raided
"Bother," said Pooh, as the rebels opened fire
"Bother," said Pooh, as the red dot appeared on his chest
"Bother," said Pooh, as the redhead pointed to the fine print.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the redhead yanked his chain.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the replicator failed to give him honey.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the rhino charged
"Bother," said Pooh, as the rip cord came away in his hand.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the river carried him away
"Bother," said Pooh, as the river carried him away and the rocks tore him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the road ended abruptly at a cliff.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the samurai screamed and charged
"Bother," said Pooh, as the secret door opened on to a pit trap
"Bother," said Pooh, as the shark bit off both of his legs.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the shell casing bounced up his nose
"Bother," said Pooh, as the shuttle bay decompressed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the soundcard failed to recognise Doom again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the spaceships landed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the spell caused Rabbit to grow tentacles
"Bother," said Pooh, as the steel trap closed on his leg.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the steering wheel came off in his hand
"Bother," said Pooh, as the stockmarket crashed
"Bother," said Pooh, as the strange man put his hand on his knee
"Bother," said Pooh, as the street-gang cornered him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the sun caught him away from his coffin
"Bother," said Pooh, as the sun's ultraviolet light burned off his fur
"Bother," said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the tapeworm stirred in his guts
"Bother," said Pooh, as the tattoo artist said "Whoooooopsie!"
"Bother," said Pooh, as the tattoo mneedle hit his skin
"Bother," said Pooh, as the taxi-driver couldn't speak English
"Bother," said Pooh, as the taxi-driver pulled out a gun
"Bother," said Pooh, as the temple collapsed
"Bother," said Pooh, as the thin ice broke
"Bother," said Pooh, as the thin ice broke beneath him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the thin ice broke.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the ticket inspector challanged him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the tires crushed his lungs and creased his fur
"Bother," said Pooh, as the toilet backed up
"Bother," said Pooh, as the toilet overflowed
"Bother," said Pooh, as the tornado redistributed his internal organs.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the tornado slammed Toto into his forehead
"Bother," said Pooh, as the tornado sucked him up
"Bother," said Pooh, as the train approached and the ropes wouldn't break
"Bother," said Pooh, as the trap door opened
"Bother," said Pooh, as the trip wire clicked.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the tsetse fly bit him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the tsunami hit.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the universe blinked and went out
"Bother," said Pooh, as the urine hit his face
"Bother," said Pooh, as the vet diagnosed mange
"Bother," said Pooh, as the vice squad confiscated his .GIF files.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the vice squad seized his GIFS.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the vice squad took all his .GIF files
"Bother," said Pooh, as the vino grabbed his leg
"Bother," said Pooh, as the virus ate his hard disk
"Bother," said Pooh, as the voices in his head urged him on
"Bother," said Pooh, as the vultures circled above
"Bother," said Pooh, as the vultures gathered overhead
"Bother," said Pooh, as the war bird decloaked.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the warden threw the switch
"Bother," said Pooh, as the warp core breached.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the whole of creation disintegrated.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the wind blew the smoke from his gun barrel.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the wino grabbed his leg
"Bother," said Pooh, as the witch hunters tied him to the stake
"Bother," said Pooh, as the woodpecker approached his hot-air balloon.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the writers killed off his character.
"Bother," said Pooh, as they all gathered for an orgy.
"Bother," said Pooh, as they all stripped for the orgy
"Bother," said Pooh, as they buried him face-up.
"Bother," said Pooh, as they clear cut the Hundred Acre Wood.
"Bother," said Pooh, as they closed the casket on him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as they lit the pyre.
"Bother," said Pooh, as they loaded him into the sub's torpedo tube.
"Bother," said Pooh, as they nailed him to a tree.
"Bother," said Pooh, as they plowed him under.
"Bother," said Pooh, as they poured salt on his open wounds.
"Bother," said Pooh, as they pre-empted the season premiere.
"Bother," said Pooh, as they stopped showing Sailor Moon
"Bother," said Pooh, as they stuffed and mounted him on the wall.
"Bother," said Pooh, as time unravelled around him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as time went out of kilter
"Bother," said Pooh, as toothed mountain man mounted him from behind.
"Bother," said Pooh, as typing a CanonicalList in alt.tasteless.jokes
"Bother," said Pooh, as weasels tore his flesh
"Bother," said Pooh, as wolf pack caught his scent.
"Bother," said Pooh, as yet another condom ruptured.
"Bother," said Pooh, as, as, as, oh damn, the amnesia's back!
"Bother," said Pooh, as, despite the X-ray, he lit another smoke.
"Bother," said Pooh, as.. as.. as oh damn, the amnesia's back!
"Bother," said Pooh, asTheEnterprise blew up 4 18th time this season
"Bother," said Pooh, at the 25th AOL disk he got. "Th1S 1sNT KeWL!"
"Bother," said Pooh, at the 5,000 pieces of spam in his Inbox
"Bother," said Pooh, at the first sting of the whip
"Bother," said Pooh, backing into Barney.
"Bother," said Pooh, backing into Barney... and liking it
"Bother," said Pooh, bayonetting the frightened, sobbing civilian
"Bother," said Pooh, behind @N@'s back
"Bother," said Pooh, blowing up the liquor store.
"Bother," said Pooh, but in Japanese so no one would understand him
"Bother," said Pooh, caught in the bathroom with Playboy magazines
"Bother," said Pooh, caught in the leg-hold trap
"Bother," said Pooh, celebrating solstice with candles.
"Bother," said Pooh, clubbing the baby seal again and again
"Bother," said Pooh, coming all over Rabbit's face
"Bother," said Pooh, contemplating his navel.
"Bother," said Pooh, deleting his .QWK packet.
"Bother," said Pooh, deleting his Blue Wave packet.
"Bother," said Pooh, deleting his QWK packet.
"Bother," said Pooh, deleting his message base.
"Bother," said Pooh, digging into a nice Pate d'Owl
"Bother," said Pooh, discovering Head&Shoulder didn't do Legs&Torsos
"Bother," said Pooh, discovering Piglet was a Founder.
"Bother," said Pooh, discovering he was anatomically incorrect.
"Bother," said Pooh, discovering that Piglet was a Founder
"Bother," said Pooh, discovering that pubic waxing really, REALLY hurt!
"Bother," said Pooh, dodging bullets
"Bother," said Pooh, downing his twelfth Guinness.
"Bother," said Pooh, dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax.
"Bother," said Pooh, driven to trying to assassinate Brittney Spears
"Bother," said Pooh, dropping a rock in his crack-pipe
"Bother," said Pooh, entranced by the ((((HYPNOTIC))))((((TAGLINE))))
"Bother," said Pooh, experimenting with homosexuality in earnest.
"Bother," said Pooh, facing the firing squad
"Bother," said Pooh, failing to achieve an erection yet again
"Bother," said Pooh, fantasizing about group sex with the Spice Girls
"Bother," said Pooh, finding a rat's tail in his KFC Dinner for 2
"Bother," said Pooh, finding a used condom in his Big Mac
"Bother," said Pooh, finding that Barbie wasn't anatomically correct
"Bother," said Pooh, finding that Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll.
"Bother," said Pooh, for no apparent reason.
"Bother," said Pooh, for no reason whatsoever
"Bother," said Pooh, from his fighter, lost deep in hyper space.
"Bother," said Pooh, gazing at the X-Ray
"Bother," said Pooh, getting his head stuck on a stick of jumja.
"Bother," said Pooh, going down on Owl
"Bother," said Pooh, gunning the truck towards the Marine barracks
"Bother," said Pooh, hawking 'Saturday Night Specials' in the alley.
"Bother," said Pooh, he sodomized Glenda the Good Witch
"Bother," said Pooh, heading for the showers in Auschwitz
"Bother," said Pooh, helplessly
"Bother," said Pooh, helplessly as he watched his netmail crash, Again
"Bother," said Pooh, helplessly as the last PROZAC fell in the toilet.
"Bother," said Pooh, helplessly.
"Bother," said Pooh, hiding Piglet's corpse.
"Bother," said Pooh, hot and bothered
"Bother," said Pooh, ignoring the white flag, ordering "Open Fire!"
"Bother," said Pooh, in Chinese Sign Language.
"Bother," said Pooh, in an attempt to compose a scintillating tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh, in an attempt to seduce a scintillating redhead.
"Bother," said Pooh, inserting the suppository.
"Bother," said Pooh, it's your husband and he has a gun.
"Bother," said Pooh, joining @FN@ in Tag-X Pro Bete Testing
"Bother," said Pooh, joining @N@ in making excuses.
"Bother," said Pooh, joining AOLers 1'M NOW TYP1NG KEWL
"Bother," said Pooh, joining AOLers. "1'M NOW TYP1NG KEWL STUFF//!!!"
"Bother," said Pooh, joining Rick Burwell in Tag-X Pro Beta Testing
"Bother," said Pooh, joining Rick Godbee in making excuses.
"Bother," said Pooh, joining the AOLers. 1M NOW TYP1NG KEWEL STUFF:)
"Bother," said Pooh, just for the hell of it
"Bother," said Pooh, just to annoy @N@
"Bother," said Pooh, licking the jam form between Piglet's toes
"Bother," said Pooh, lobbing a fragmentation grenade into the nursery
"Bother," said Pooh, locking his photon torpedoes on the USS Heffalump.
"Bother," said Pooh, locking his photon torpedoes on the target.
"Bother," said Pooh, locking his photon torpedos on the USS Heffalump.
"Bother," said Pooh, looking at a basement full of self-published books.
"Bother," said Pooh, looking at his latest CompuServe bill.
"Bother," said Pooh, looking into the laser beam
"Bother," said Pooh, lying, "Yes, I'll respect you in the morning."
"Bother," said Pooh, marching in the Gay Pride parade
"Bother," said Pooh, more from force of habit than anything else.
"Bother," said Pooh, munching on a pork chop in the synagogue
"Bother," said Pooh, nailing Eeyore's tail onto Owl's feathered fanny.
"Bother," said Pooh, noticing he had no reflection in the mirror
"Bother," said Pooh, noticing he'd deleted his source code.
"Bother," said Pooh, noticing the hooker's scabs
"Bother," said Pooh, noticing the hooker's weeping sores
"Bother," said Pooh, of Borg as he assimiliated Tigger
"Bother," said Pooh, of Borg, Hunny is irrelevant, prepare to be
"Bother," said Pooh, offering @FN@ $5 for the soiled panties
"Bother," said Pooh, offering candy to the young girl
"Bother," said Pooh, offering the Mormon a glass of wine and a smoke
"Bother," said Pooh, offering the young girls candy
"Bother," said Pooh, often.
"Bother," said Pooh, on his deathbed.
"Bother," said Pooh, one last time, as the Earth fell into the sun.
"Bother," said Pooh, partying with the Canadian Airborne Regiment
"Bother," said Pooh, passing out with his head in the toilet bowl
"Bother," said Pooh, paying extra for "Teddy Style"
"Bother," said Pooh, peeing in the public swimming pool
"Bother," said Pooh, peering through the girl's locker room peephole
"Bother," said Pooh, pouring Zyklon-B into the ventilation system.
"Bother," said Pooh, pouring ipecac into the relief food supplies.
"Bother," said Pooh, preparing Christopher Robin for human sacrifice.
"Bother," said Pooh, pricking his finger on the poison needle trap
"Bother," said Pooh, promising @FN@ a rose garden
"Bother," said Pooh, proudly; "I *AM* Canadian!"
"Bother," said Pooh, prying the cat off his face.
"Bother," said Pooh, pulling a tribble from his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh, pulling the dart out of his left eye
"Bother," said Pooh, pulling the tribble from his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh, punching holes in another shipment of condoms.
"Bother," said Pooh, putting Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink.
"Bother," said Pooh, puzzled by @FN@'s crotchless panties
"Bother," said Pooh, reaching around Owl's waist to adjust his condom.
"Bother," said Pooh, reaching around Owl's waist to adjust the belt.
"Bother," said Pooh, reaching for the Thesaurus.
"Bother," said Pooh, realising Darth Vader wasn't his father after all
"Bother," said Pooh, realising he wasn't in the next Seaquest series.
"Bother," said Pooh, realizing Bill & Melinda are the Gates of Hell
"Bother," said Pooh, realizing Suave Shampoo was giving him frizzies
"Bother," said Pooh, realizing he was drawn w/o genitalia.
"Bother," said Pooh, realizing he was too drunk to remember last night
"Bother," said Pooh, realizing he was, after all, not a real person
"Bother," said Pooh, realizing he wasn't in the next Seaquest series
"Bother," said Pooh, realizing that he couldn't make the tagline fi
"Bother," said Pooh, realizing the game required Windows 95+
"Bother," said Pooh, realizing the game required an SVGA monitor.
"Bother," said Pooh, rebooting again.
"Bother," said Pooh, recommending Boris Yeltsin for the Nobel Prize
"Bother," said Pooh, refilling the syringe.
"Bother," said Pooh, refusing Porpoise`n'Tuna in a styrofoam box
"Bother," said Pooh, releasing the hounds.
"Bother," said Pooh, reloading.
"Bother," said Pooh, remembering when sex was dirty and air was clean
"Bother," said Pooh, removing Vader's helmet from Tigger
"Bother," said Pooh, removing Vader's helmet from...CR
"Bother," said Pooh, removing Vader's helmet from...Christopher Robin.
"Bother," said Pooh, removing Vader's helmet from...Tigger.
"Bother," said Pooh, removing the tribble from his honey pot!
"Bother," said Pooh, restocking on the Date Rape Drug
"Bother," said Pooh, reviewing a 42 character init string.
"Bother," said Pooh, roasting another Spotted Owl
"Bother," said Pooh, running from @FN@'s advances
"Bother," said Pooh, running in terror from @FN@
"Bother," said Pooh, running over the dog
"Bother," said Pooh, seeing Kanga in the Playboy centerfold
"Bother," said Pooh, seeing Ms. Bobbit drive up.
"Bother," said Pooh, seeing that Animaniacs was cancelled.
"Bother," said Pooh, seeing the `60 Minutes' news crew
"Bother," said Pooh, sending in a team from the S.A.S.
"Bother," said Pooh, slapping his neighbor silly.
"Bother," said Pooh, smuggling marijuana across the US-Canada border
"Bother," said Pooh, sneaking another intern to President Clinton
"Bother," said Pooh, sniffing @FN@'s panties
"Bother," said Pooh, snorting another line
"Bother," said Pooh, spotting the blood in his stool sample
"Bother," said Pooh, spraying graffiti on Trudeau's tomb
"Bother," said Pooh, staring at the spreading infection
"Bother," said Pooh, staring for hours at Rabbit's CD-ROM GIF library.
"Bother," said Pooh, stuffing @F's useless corpse into a dustbin
"Bother," said Pooh, stuffing Piglet's carcass with Stove-Top
"Bother," said Pooh, stuffing Piglet's corpse.
"Bother," said Pooh, stuffing Piglet's lifeless corpse in the hopper.
"Bother," said Pooh, stuffing Piglet's lifeless corpse into a dustbin.
"Bother," said Pooh, sucking on @FN@'s left nipple
"Bother," said Pooh, swallowing another Viagara tablet
"Bother," said Pooh, sweating over a hot computer.
"Bother," said Pooh, sweating over a hot redhead!!
"Bother," said Pooh, taking the last hit from @F's dope
"Bother," said Pooh, taking the last hit from his grass.
"Bother," said Pooh, telling the girl his wife didn't understand him.
"Bother," said Pooh, telling the judge he was an endangered species.
"Bother," said Pooh, the AOL software has marginal utilitization.
"Bother," said Pooh, the AOL software has marginal utility <@#$% !!>
"Bother," said Pooh, the atheist as the world ended.
"Bother," said Pooh, then he pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier
"Bother," said Pooh, then he pulled his 9mm and wasted the bellboy.
"Bother," said Pooh, these people are evil.
"Bother," said Pooh, this Martini was stirred, not shaken.
"Bother," said Pooh, this tagline is revolting.
"Bother," said Pooh, tossing his empty Guinness bottle into a dustbin.
"Bother," said Pooh, tossing his empty Guinness bottle into the trash
"Bother," said Pooh, trying necrohomosexuality in dead earnest.
"Bother," said Pooh, trying on @FN@'s panties
"Bother," said Pooh, trying to cross the Generation Gap
"Bother," said Pooh, trying to figure out how Odo forms a commbadge.
"Bother," said Pooh, trying to peek down @FN@'s blouse
"Bother," said Pooh, trying to peer up @FN@'s skirt
"Bother," said Pooh, trying to raise a vein.
"Bother," said Pooh, trying to think of another word for `synonym'
"Bother," said Pooh, turning off his computer.
"Bother," said Pooh, turning off his computer. All the SMUT's on CABLE TV!
"Bother," said Pooh, tying to install WIN98 on a 386
"Bother," said Pooh, unable to escape the Ooh! BBS meet
"Bother," said Pooh, unable to find any skins
"Bother," said Pooh, unexpectedly breaking wind
"Bother," said Pooh, upset at being reincarnated as bellybutton lint
"Bother," said Pooh, urinating on Princess Di's grave
"Bother," said Pooh, using half the roll of toilet paper
"Bother," said Pooh, vomiting up the gagh.
"Bother," said Pooh, walking into the wall again.
"Bother," said Pooh, watching Hitler invade Fidonet
"Bother," said Pooh, watching Teletubbies, "they ARE gay!"
"Bother," said Pooh, watching his email box fill with flames.
"Bother," said Pooh, watching the bubbles rise in the bath-tub
"Bother," said Pooh, waxing poetic.
"Bother," said Pooh, we're here to pump you up!
"Bother," said Pooh, we're here to <clap> pump you up!
"Bother," said Pooh, when @F slipped him the tongue
"Bother," said Pooh, when @F takes the last hit from his grass
"Bother," said Pooh, when @F's microwave exploded
"Bother," said Pooh, when @N threw yet another interception
"Bother," said Pooh, when @N's microwave exploded
"Bother," said Pooh, when @N@ takes the last hit from his grass.
"Bother," said Pooh, when @N@'s microwave exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh, when @TOFIRST@ takes the last hit from his grass
"Bother," said Pooh, when Alice explained she'd kept the dress
"Bother," said Pooh, when Christopher "showed him his"
"Bother," said Pooh, when Christopher Robin came in his mouth.
"Bother," said Pooh, when Christopher Robin refused to swallow.
"Bother," said Pooh, when Drew Bledsoe threw yet another interception.
"Bother," said Pooh, when Howard Stern wasn't governor.
"Bother," said Pooh, when Madonna slipped him the tongue.
"Bother," said Pooh, when Mulder said he didn't have an X-file on him
"Bother," said Pooh, when Piglet slipped him the tongue
"Bother," said Pooh, when Telecom found his Blue Box
"Bother," said Pooh, when Tigger came "out of the closet".
"Bother," said Pooh, when Tigger dropped the joint into the Honey jar.
"Bother," said Pooh, when Yoda told him of another Pooh
"Bother," said Pooh, when he couldn't locate his tagline files
"Bother," said Pooh, when he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he deleted his message base.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he discovered he was Valen
"Bother," said Pooh, when he discovered weavils in the coffee jar
"Bother," said Pooh, when he forgot to video Babylon 5
"Bother," said Pooh, when he found Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he found he had no reflection in the mirror
"Bother," said Pooh, when he found out Kanga was in the KKK
"Bother," said Pooh, when he found out his symbiont didn't like hunny
"Bother," said Pooh, when he found out his taglines sucked.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he found that Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he found that the tagline would not fi
"Bother," said Pooh, when he found the batteries were flat
"Bother," said Pooh, when he found the shop only had decaf left
"Bother," said Pooh, when he had fallen and couldn't get up.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he looked up his name in the dictionary
"Bother," said Pooh, when he mixed up the Ben-Gay and the K-Y Jelly.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he mixed up the Ben-Gay and the toothpaste.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he noticed @N's Band-Aid
"Bother," said Pooh, when he only got two numbers right.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he ran out of taglines
"Bother," said Pooh, when he read his AIDS test results
"Bother," said Pooh, when he realised he'd missed the r out of brother
"Bother," said Pooh, when he realized he didn't really have a stomach.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he realized he wasn't wearing any pants.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he realized that Pascal was crap
"Bother," said Pooh, when he realized that he wasn't wearing any pants
"Bother," said Pooh, when he saw @N awaken from a mortal wound
"Bother," said Pooh, when he saw another Pooh tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he saw the patriots severed head emblem.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he saw the tagline would not fi
"Bother," said Pooh, when he shot a preemie.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he spied Eeyore's 12" stick!
"Bother," said Pooh, when his BBS time limit for the day expired.
"Bother," said Pooh, when his aide shot him in the back
"Bother," said Pooh, when his bollocks came off in his hand
"Bother," said Pooh, when his dealer got busted
"Bother," said Pooh, when his encounter suit fell apart
"Bother," said Pooh, when his microwave exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh, when his parents confiscated the modem
"Bother," said Pooh, when refused porpoise `n tuna in a styrofoam box.
"Bother," said Pooh, when the ATF confiscated his X - rated GIF files
"Bother," said Pooh, when the Alien thingie popped out of his chest.
"Bother," said Pooh, when the BATF knocked on the door with a tank.
"Bother," said Pooh, when the FBI confiscated his X-rated GIF files
"Bother," said Pooh, when the bombs started falling
"Bother," said Pooh, when the government took away his scanner.
"Bother," said Pooh, when the needle missed the vein
"Bother," said Pooh, when the red dot appeared on his chest.
"Bother," said Pooh, when the tattoo artist said "oooops...""
"Bother," said Pooh, while piloting Ron Brown's plane
"Bother," said Pooh, while watching the J - E - T - S ! lose on TV.
"Bother," said Pooh, who then deleted his message base.
"Bother," said Pooh, wiping the cum off his chin
"Bother," said Pooh, wishing he could remember last night
"Bother," said Pooh, wishing he had a nose like a Bajoran.
"Bother," said Pooh, with a grin, as he tied up his favorite redhead!!
"Bother," said Pooh, with a sexy grin, as he tied up his favorite blond
"Bother," said Pooh, writing his Last Will and Testament
"Bother," said Pooh,"Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!"
"Bother," said Pooh,"Cover me in Hunny and throw me2the lesbians!"
"Bother," said Pooh,"I don't take a poo, and I don't give a poo..."
"Bother," said Pooh,"I need a sauce for piglet."
"Bother," said Pooh,"I only wanted to *stun* Tigger."
"Bother," said Pooh,"Im so hungry I could eat a bear...no,wait..."
"Bother," said Pooh,"It's your husband and he has a gun."
"Bother," said Pooh,"Its true, what they say about Catholic girls!"
"Bother," said Pooh,"Life ain't easy when you're short and sleazy."
"Bother," said Pooh,"Lock phasers on that heffalump!"
"Bother," said Pooh,"No wonder they call Sloe Gin `Panty Remover!'"
"Bother," said Pooh,"Nuke 'em from orbit.It's the only way 2B sure."
"Bother," said Pooh,"The Rolling Stones?60yo men in Spandex?"
"Bother," said Pooh,"This Martini was stirred, not shaken."
"Bother," said Pooh,"We'd better nuke 'em from orbit"
"Bother," said Pooh,"_I'm_ Brian of Nazareth!"
"Bother," said Pooh,"am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer?"
"Bother," said Pooh,"cursive writing doesn't mean what I thought..."
"Bother," said Pooh,"now that I've told you I'll have to kill you."
"Bother," said Pooh,"these people are evil."
"Bother," said Pooh,& deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1;Installed WINDOWS 95
"Bother," said Pooh,& loaded up Rise of the Triad"
"Bother," said Pooh,& poured Zyklon-B into the ventilation system
"Bother," said Pooh,& poured carcinogens into the city water supply
"Bother," said Pooh,& prepared Christopher Robin 4 human sacrifice
"Bother," said Pooh,& punched holes in another shipment of condoms
"Bother," said Pooh,& then he pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier
"Bother," said Pooh,&carved @TOFIRST@'s name in the black candle
"Bother," said Pooh,&then he pulled his .45 and shot the intruder
"Bother," said Pooh,after getting the 25th AOL disk,TH1S 1SN'T KWL!
"Bother," said Pooh,again,as he was sodomized by Barney&enjoyed it
"Bother," said Pooh,and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95!
"Bother," said Pooh,and then he pulled his .45 and shot the intruder.
"Bother," said Pooh,as the vice squad confiscated his .GIF files.
"Bother," said Pooh,discovering Head&Shoulder didn't do Legs&Torsos
"Bother," said Pooh,discovering that pubic waxing really,REALLY hurt!
"Bother," said Pooh,fantasizing about group sex with the Spice Girls
"Bother," said Pooh,hawking 'Saturday Night Specials' in the alley.
"Bother," said Pooh,helplessly as he watched his netmail crash, Again
"Bother," said Pooh,helplessly as the last PROZAC fell in the toilet.
"Bother," said Pooh,in an attempt to compose a scintillating tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh,in an attempt to seduce a scintillating redhead.
"Bother," said Pooh,joining AOLers."1'M NOW TYP1NG KEWL STUFF//!!!"
"Bother," said Pooh,joining the AOLers. 1M NOW TYP1NG KEWEL STUFF:)
"Bother," said Pooh,lobbing a fragmentation grenade into the nursery
"Bother," said Pooh,locking his photon torpedoes on the USS Heffalump
"Bother," said Pooh,looking at basement full of self-published books
"Bother," said Pooh,nailing Eeyore's tail onto Owl's feathered fanny.
"Bother," said Pooh,on not being chosen to go with the landing party
"Bother," said Pooh,one last time, as the Earth fell into the void.
"Bother," said Pooh,preparing Christopher Robin for human sacrifice.
"Bother," said Pooh,putting Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink.
"Bother," said Pooh,reaching around Owl's waist to adjust his condom.
"Bother," said Pooh,reaching around Owl's waist to adjust the belt.
"Bother," said Pooh,realising he didn't know how to swear in Klingon
"Bother," said Pooh,realising he was owned by the Tyrell Corporation
"Bother," said Pooh,realising he wasn't in the next Seaquest series.
"Bother," said Pooh,realising his date was one of the Duras sisters
"Bother," said Pooh,realising the similarities of Kimba & The Lion King
"Bother," said Pooh,realizing he was 2 drunk to remember last night
"Bother," said Pooh,remembering when sex was dirty and air was clean
"Bother," said Pooh,removing Vader's helmet from...Christopher Robin.
"Bother," said Pooh,smuggling marijuana across the US-Canada border
"Bother," said Pooh,staring 4 hours at Rabbit's CD-ROM GIF library
"Bother," said Pooh,stuffing @TOFIRST@'s useless corpse in2 a dustbin
"Bother," said Pooh,stuffing Piglet's lifeless corpse in the hopper.
"Bother," said Pooh,stuffing Piglet's lifeless corpse into a dustbin.
"Bother," said Pooh,telling the girl his wife didn't understand him.
"Bother," said Pooh,telling the judge he was an endangered species.
"Bother," said Pooh,the AOL software has marginal utility <@#$% !!>
"Bother," said Pooh,then he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder.
"Bother," said Pooh,tossing his empty Guinness bottle into a dust bin
"Bother," said Pooh,tossing his empty Guinness bottle into the trash
"Bother," said Pooh,trying to figure out how Odo forms a commbadge.
"Bother," said Pooh,turning off his PC-All the SMUTs on CABLE TV!
"Bother," said Pooh,upset at being reincarnated as bellybutton lint
"Bother," said Pooh,w/a sexy grin,as he tied up his favorite blond
"Bother," said Pooh,with a grin, as he tied up his favorite redhead!!
"Bother," said Pooh-card, as all his fur fell
"Bother," said Pooh-card, as all his fur fell out1 There's always one in every crowd
"Bother," said Pooh-card, as all his fur fell out"Bother! I didn't think you had the lobes!" -- Quark
"Bother," said Pooh-card, as all his fur fell out.
"Bother," said Pooh-el-Sadim, as he lobbed another rock at the Jews
"Bother," said Pooh. "I remember when O.J. was a fruit juice!"
"Bother," said Pooh. "I'll wear the pants in this family."
"Bother," said Pooh. "It's your husband and he has a gun..."
"Bother," said Pooh. "Lock phasers on that heffalump!"
"Bother," said Pooh. "I'm just a sweet transvestite!"
"Bother," said Pooh. "Where is the 'Any' key?"
"Bother," said Pooh. Getting caught with his knickers down.
"Bother," said Pooh... I'm @L!
"Bother," said Pooh..."I'll wear the pants in this family."
"Bother," said Quebecois Pooh, proudly: "I *ARE* Canadian, eh?"
"Bother," said Queen Beryl, as Jadeite failed once again
"Bother," said Rasta, as he blew Pooh away with a 12 gauge.
"Bother," said Ray and twitted the (HI-ASCII) moderator
"Bother," said Redneck Pooh, having sex with Cousin Eeyore
"Bother," said Scott Roberts, as he dropped his last quid into the WC
"Bother," said Simon, when he found that the tagline would not fi
"Bother," said Sturmbannfuhrer Pooh at Nuremberg.
"Bother," said Tigger as he told Pooh to spread em'.
"Bother," said Time-travelling Pooh, as he killed his own mother
"Bother," said Tom, as Oscar Puffin executed a flying roundhouse
"Bother," said Winnie the Pooh, as Cthulhu rose up and ate him
"Bother," said Zen Pooh. "What is the sound of one paw clapping?"
"Bother," said Zoisite, as Sailor Venus appeared
"Bother," said a time-traveling Pooh, as he killed his own mother
"Bother," said pooh, as Beavis & Butthead roasted Piglet.
"Bother," said the Borg, "we assimilated a Pooh."
"Bother," said the Borg, as they assimilated Winnie the Pooh.
"Bother," said the Borg, we assimilated a Pooh.
"Bother," said the Borg. "We have just assimilated a Pooh!"
"Bother," said the Moderator to Pooh, &$&^% NO CARRIER.
"Bother," said the moderator, 3$%^B Q# NO CARRIER
"Bother," said the youma, as Sailor Moon used her Moon Tiara Action
"Bother," saidPooh, as he was assumed2Ba lamer,"Get me WIN3.1.1!"
"Bother," sais Pooh as he put on the Helm of Alignment Scrambling.
"Bother," sang Pooh, " Be-Bop-A-Bother "
"Bother," sang Pooh, "I'm just a sweet transvestite!"
"Bother," says Pooh, as the door appears to be locked.
"Bother," screamed Pooh, as Godzilla's foot descended
"Bother," screamed Pooh, as Vlad Tespes impaled him
"Bother," screamed Pooh, as Worf cut him to ribbons.
"Bother," screamed Pooh, as he became sick of his own tagline
"Bother," screamed Pooh, as his mind snapped.
"Bother," sed Pooh, Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet
"Bother," she said as she deleted 40MB of taglines.
"Bother," sighed Pooh, and died
"Bother," signed Pooh, in Chinese Sign Language.
"Bother," snapped Pooh, being surlier than usual
"Bother," spat Pooh, "I really don't like Golden Showers!"
"Bother," sprayed Pooh, in 14ft letters across the K-Mart wall
"Bother," sprayed Pooh, in 14pt letters across the wall of the K-Mart.
"Bother," squeaked Pooh, inhaling the helium from his balloon
"Bother," squealed Pooh, as Dracula tore out his jugular
"Bother," thought Morn as the dart hit him.
"Bother," twittered Pooh as the F.B.I. came knocking.
"Bother," worried @F, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted another dupe
"Bother," worried Pooh, as Eeyore missed another period.
"Bother," worried Pooh, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted a tagline.
"Bother," worried Pooh, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted another dupe.
"Bother,", said Pooh
"Bother,", said Pooh when he Duncan awaken from a mortal wound. *
"Bother,", said Pooh, after being rejected to be a surrogate mother
"Bother,", said Pooh, and called in an air strike
"Bother,", said Pooh, and deleted his message base
"Bother,", said Pooh, and inhaled
"Bother,", said Pooh, and twitted his moderator
"Bother,", said Pooh, as Buchanan bulldozed the queers
"Bother,", said Pooh, as Buchanan closed the borders
"Bother,", said Pooh, as Buchanan penetrated his bum
"Bother,", said Pooh, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot
"Bother,", said Pooh, as Klingons ran past his Promenade shop again
"Bother,", said Pooh, as he deported Buchanan to North Ireland
"Bother,", said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit
"Bother,", said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse
"Bother,", said Pooh, as he loaded his last round.
"Bother,", said Pooh, as he puked on Christopher Robin
"Bother,", said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness
"Bother,", said Pooh, as he wiped the vomit from his chin
"Bother,", said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke
"Bother,", said Pooh, as the French Nuclear Testing blew his head off
"Bother,", said Pooh, as the police closed in
"Bother,", said Pooh, vomiting up the gagh
"Bother,", said Pooh.
"Bother,",said Pooh as he paid off the Simpson jury
"Bother,",said Pooh, as the French Nuclear Testing blew his head off
"Bother,",said Pooh, offering the Mormon a glass of wine and a smoke
"Bother,",said Pooh, peering through the girl's locker room peephole
"Bother,",said Pooh, preparing Christopher Robin for human sacrifice
"Bother,"cried Pooh,after he pushed The Button to start Armageddon
"Bother,"howled Pooh, when Piglet put Tasbasco Sauce in the KY Jelly
"Bother,"lied Pooh,"It's not how old she is,its how mature she acts"
"Bother,"said Pooh as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race.
"Bother,"said Pooh, As The Aliens Extracted His Anus With Lasers.
"Bother,"said Pooh, and hid Piglets corpse.
"Bother,"worried Pooh, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted another dupe.
"Bother. - Pooh
"Bother." - Pooh
"Bother." Said Pooh, as the police closed in.
"Bother." said Pooh, and then he pulled his .45 and shot the intruder
"Bother." said Pooh, as Shaq jammed one in his face!
"Bother." said Pooh, as he deleted his message base
"Bother." said Pooh, as he pulled a Tribble from a honeypot
"Bother." said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud
"Bother.", said Pooh, and twitted his moderator.
"Bother."-Pooh
"Bother..", said Pooh, as he called in an air strike
"Bother... said the Moderator, &$&^%NO CARRIER
"Bother..." said Pooh, as he realized that his tagline wouldn't fi
"Bother...," said Pooh, and discoverd that the taglin would not fi
"Bottle-wipe supersedes it." (Jerry)
"Bought a decaffeinated coffee table - you can't even see a difference."
"Bought the farm but the farmer done died..."
"Bounce, went the bunnies. Bounce bounce bounce."
"Bound up and wound up so tight" RUSH -Double Agent
"Bountiful Borgs Benefit Busy Bajorans!"--Tim, WTNE
"Bourbon & beans...an explosive combination." Kirk
"Bow before my Spiffiness."--Tom Chorlton
"Bow down now before me! Bow down!" -- Joel Robinson
"Bow down to my nipples!" -- Mike Nelson
"Bowl, I got a bowl! Good for me!" - Freakazoid, in Magic Castles game
"Bowler's dinner - spare ribs." - Raymond D. Love
"Bowler, what did you have to go and do that for?" -- Brisco
"Bows its head and prays to the Mother of All Machines" -RUSH
"Box of bowling balls, coming through!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Boy George drives in, lobbing molotovs!" -- Tom Servo
"Boy who diddle little girl do diddly squat"
"Boy you'd best pray that I bleed real soon..." - Tori Amos
"Boy! Boy! Don't play with that!" -- Kozinski
"Boy! I feel like the Democratic Party!" -- Opus Penguin
"Boy! I feel like the Democratic Party!" -Opus, Bloom County
"Boy, Data, you look great in a push-up bra!" - Riker
"Boy, Elizabethan pronouns still send a tingle up the old spine." (Tick)
"Boy, God has a crummy office!" -- Tom Servo
"Boy, I hate this Worf! a... Warp. Yea Warp! Hi Sir... <gulp>"
"Boy, I wish the elevator were working", said a tired Tom, staring up.
"Boy, I'm glad we're hourly!" -- Tom Servo
"Boy, am I glad to see you." La Forge to Ro
"Boy, am I impressed!" said Tom as he joined the British Navy.
"Boy, am I in Dutch with the Greeks!" -- Col. Henry Blake
"Boy, are we glad to see you!" La Forge to Data
"Boy, are you dumb! I'm on page twenty-nine." - Joy
"Boy, did they have women with big kasooms!" -- Al Calavicci
"Boy, do I hate being right all the time!" - Dr. Ian Malcolm
"Boy, his cheeks are *huge*..." -- Tom Servo
"Boy, if only the guys at MIT could see you now." -- Al Calavicci
"Boy, is it out there!" -- TV's Frank
"Boy, it's like a Norman Rockwell painting." -- Mike Nelson
"Boy, life takes a long time to live -- Steven Wright
"Boy, she can nap *anywhere*..." -- Mike Nelson
"Boy, that Data is slicker than cow snot!" -Guinan (dressing)
"Boy, that Data is slicker than cow snot!" - Guinan
"Boy, that Gypsy is one sexy woman!" -- Evil Tom Servo
"Boy, that sure took the wind out of my sails!" Tom said disgustedly.
"Boy, that was a rugged movie..." -- Mike Nelson
"Boy, that was one unstable octopus!"
"Boy, that's a bright star", said Orville seriously.
"Boy, that's a bright star", said Tom seriously.
"Boy, that's an ugly hippopotamus!" said Tom hypocritically.
"Boy, the Nazi's were big on crematoriums, weren't they?" -- Bush
"Boy, there's nothing worse than an inscrutable omen." - Calvin
"Boy, they were big on crematoriums, weren't they?" -- Bush
"Boy, this place could use some yardwork." -- Joel Robinson
"Boy, was that guy weird!" - Jake, talking about Nate (WTNE)
"Boy, what a super silly ass!" said Tom superciliously.
"Boy, when you miss a call, you don't do it small, do you?" - Skeeve
"Boy, will I give YOU a haircut!" said Tom barbarously.
"Boy, you guys are in a lot of trouble." -- Radar to Hawkeye & BJ
"Boys - the reason `GRUNGE' was invented." - Dot
"Boys get discovered as winter melts..." -- Tori Amos
"Boys will be boys" -- Duncan MacLeod
"Boys you got some trouble... You committin' herbicide..."
"Boys! Do they get better when they get older?" -- Dot
"Boys- the reason 'GRUNGE' was invented." - Dot
"Boys. Control yourselves!" - Dot
"Boys. Do they get better when they get older?" -- Dot
"Boys. The reason grunge was invented." -- Dot Warner
"Boys. Control yourselves!" - Dot Warner
"Boys. Do they get better when they get older?" - Dot Warner
"Boys. Go fig." - Dot Warner
"Boys."-Dot "No control."-Minerva
"Boys: the reason `GRUNGE' was invented." -- Dot
"Bozego Narodzenie." - Polish Christmas
"Bozo Barrett?" Ali MacGraw
"Bozo the Clown for President!" "That's who we got!"
"Brace for impact!" - Riker ST:G
"Brace for impact," Picard said parenthetically.
"Brace for impact," Ronnie said, parenthetically.
"Brace yerself Sheila." - Australian foreplay
"Brace yourself, Effy!"
"Braille? Where? I don't see it..." -- The Evil Clown
"Braille?? Where? I don't see it..."
"Brain Storm" - You could use the + to distinquish it from normal
"Brain and Brain! What is Brain???" - Geco
"Brain and brain! What is brain?"
"Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some"
"Brains are an asset, if you hide them." -- West
"Brandy, bottled in 1783... 1783 was a very good year." -- Connor
"Brass Instruments" By Tom Bone
"Brass Monkies, Frank! Brass Monkies!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Brave Sir Robin ran away, bravely ran away..."
"Brave Sir Robin ran away..."
"Brave Sir Robin was unafraid to die in ghastly ways."
"Brave heart, Tegan...it's only a hairball!"
"Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!"
"Bravo Pugsley!" -- Gomez Addams
"Bravo." -- Doc Zimmerman
"Bravo." Doctor
"Breach their defenses!" - Megatron
"Bread crumbs!" Kim "Ensign?" Janeway
"Bread, the arrive seen earlier." - Sisko
"Break it up; you look like a cadet review." --Kirk
"Break out the compression phaser rifles." Janeway
"Break right!" "He's got tone on me!" ^$y@!#) NO HARRIER
"Break up! You look like a cadet-review" - Kirk
"Breakfast is getting cold, and she's not getting any warmer."
"Breakfast is served, sir." * Kryten
"Breakfast is the most boring meal of the day." -- Crow T. Robot
"Breakfast sometime?" "Sure." "Shall I call you, or just nudge you?"
"Breakin' the Law, Breakin' the Law!" - Beavis & Butt-Head
"Breaking The Law" - By Kermit A. Krime
"Breaks my heart" - Geordi
"Breast Fed"(n): female FBI agent
"Breath, damn you, breath!" Bashir
"Breathe, breathe in the air" -Floyd
"Breathe, stupid! You forgot to breathe!"
"Breathing is good, I wanna make a habit of it." -Arthur
"Brent--that's a cactus, not a keg. Brent? BRENT!" "OWWTH!"
"Brett is applying to StarFleet Academy next year"-Geordi LaForge
"Brevity is the soul of lingerie" - D. Parker
"Brevity is the soul of wit." - Will Shakespeare
"Brevity is the soul of wit..."--Hamlet
"Brew me another coffee," said Tom perkily
"Brian fades into last!" - Larry
"Brian" is not a Borg identification, you are now 1 of 1.
"Briana" - The Good Mother.
"Bribe" is such a . . . crass word
"Bridge to Sick Bay: Doctor, can you hear me?" Janeway
"Bridge! We got him through!" Kyle
"Bridge. Janeway to Bridge."
"Bridges burning gladly merging with the shadows..." -Floyd
"Bridget loves Burnout!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Brigadier there is nothing to worry about" Doctor (4)
"Bright is the moon high in starlight..."- Metallica
"Brilliant" -Duncan MacLeod/Finale II:Highlander
"Brilliant, Brain! *NARF*" Pinky
"Brilliant... Genius... Best message of 1993!" -- N.Y. Times
"Brilliant..." - Duncan MacLeod
"Brilliant...Genius...Best message of 1994!" -The Toronto Star
"BrilliantGeniusBest message of 1993!" -- N.Y. Times
"Bring 'em on, I prefer a straight fight rather than this sneaking"-Han
"Bring back any memories?" Vash
"Bring forth the lirpa." T'Pau
"Bring in the comfy chair!"
"Bring it on home boys" - Mulder to the Lone Gunmen (3x23)
"Bring me *more*!"-Freddy Krueger
"Bring me my broadsword, and clear understanding..." -Jethro Tull
"Bring me the sultry wench - THAT one - with the fire in her eyes!"
"Bring on the scare, man!" -- Mike Nelson
"Bring out the Gimp."
"Bring out the Holy Hand-grenade of Antioch."
"Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!"
"Bring out your dead!" -- "I'm not quite dead yet!" "Soon will be."
"Bring out your dead!" --Monty Python
"Bring the Holy Hand Gernade!" -- Arthur
"Bring them aboard, Mr. Chekov." Kirk
"Bring together that which has been thirded."- Warlock
"Bring us around to heading 104 Mark 8, Ensign Friend"
"Bring us in." - Sinclair
"Bring your Dilly Bar to the car, honey." -- Mike Nelson
"Bring your buns over here, sweet cheeks..." -- Mike Nelson
"Bring your mittens" - Mulder to Scully (1x08)
"Bringin' our wanderin' captain home." Garibaldi
"Bristle... I guess." -- Tom Servo
"Broadcasting from the 6th floor of the Flim Building."
"Broke my garter belt."-Klinger. "Don't expect a Purple Heart."-Potter
"Broken Autobots never mend." Snaptrap
"Bromas, are you and T'Jon carring this plague?" Picard
"Brooke Shields, The Creature from the Blue Lagoon." -- Tom Servo
"Brooks and Dunne! Brooks and Dunne!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Bros, let's net 'em!" - Stoker
"Brothel," said Pooh in Bangkok, asking for directions
"Brother Maynard! Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!"
"Brother Maynard! Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!" -- King Arthur
"Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!"
"Brother has a tight psychological grip on junior." -- Mike Nelson
"Brother said Pooh as he unloaded has AK - 47 into Barney.
"Brother! said Pooh, as Scotty beamed him up
"Brother!" said Pooh when he saw the bear-paw in the Chinese store
"Brother!" said Pooh, as Scotty beamed him up
"Brother!" said Pooh, as he stomped Barney's butt into jello
"Brother!" said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system
"Brother" said Pooh after he pushed Humpty Dumpty.
"Brother" said Pooh as he cut and paste the ransom demand.
"Brother" said Pooh as he refused the blindfold.
"Brother" said Pooh as he remembered getting stoned with Bill Clinton.
"Brother" said Pooh when Drew Bledsoe threw yet another interception. *
"Brother" said Pooh when Madonna slipped him the tongue. *
"Brother" said Pooh when he had fallen and couldn't get up. *"
"Brother" said Pooh when he realized he wasn't wearing any pants.
"Brother" said Pooh when he saw Duncan awaken from a mortal wound. *
"Brother" said Pooh when he saw the patriots severed head emblem. *
"Brother" said Pooh when the ATF confiscated his X - rated GIF files. *
"Brother" said Pooh while watching the J - E - T - S ! lose on TV. *
"Brother" said Pooh, as the dragon ducked his thrown dagger.
"Brother" said Pooh..."I'll wear the pants in this family."
"Brother", said Pooh when he Duncan awaken from a mortal wound. *
"Brother",said Pooh as he paid off the Simpson jury.
"Brother",said Pooh, as he assaulted Janet Reno.
"Brother, Life's a bitch. She's back in heat."
"Brother," grumbled Hillary as Pooh hogged the shredder.
"Brother," said Pooh as he arrested for running around bear naked.
"Brother," said Pooh as he breached the damn above Johnstown.
"Brother," said Pooh as he delivered another load of pirated videos
"Brother," said Pooh as he forged Christopher Robin's suicide note.
"Brother," said Pooh as he gave Ted Kennedy another driving lesson.
"Brother," said Pooh as he got off the plane in Medelin.
"Brother," said Pooh as he joined the Provision IRA
"Brother," said Pooh as he sabotaged Wile E. Coyote's latest trap.
"Brother," said Pooh as he set crosshairs on Bill Clinton.
"Brother," said Pooh as he took aim from behind the grassy knoll.
"Brother," said Pooh as he whispered innermost secrets to Connie Chung.
"Brother," said Pooh as he yanked the guillotine's lanyard.
"Brother," said Pooh when he noticed Neil Smith's Band-Aid.
"Brother," said Pooh, after he pushed Humpty Dumpty
"Brother," said Pooh, as Beavis and Butthead roasted Piglet
"Brother," said Pooh, as Lorena Bobbitt tied him to the bed.
"Brother," said Pooh, as Piglet stabbed him repeatedly.
"Brother," said Pooh, as Piglet tried to cast fireball
"Brother," said Pooh, as he assaulted Janet Reno
"Brother," said Pooh, as he called for his brother
"Brother," said Pooh, as he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Brother," said Pooh, as he cut and paste the ransom demand
"Brother," said Pooh, as he forged Christopher Robin's suicide note
"Brother," said Pooh, as he got off the plane in Medelin
"Brother," said Pooh, as he refused the blindfold
"Brother," said Pooh, as he sabotaged Wile E. Coyote's latest trap
"Brother," said Pooh, as he stepped on an ant.
"Brother," said Pooh, as he took aim from behind the grassy knoll
"Brother," said Pooh, as he typed FORMAT C:
"Brother," said Pooh, as he unloaded has AK - 47 into Barney
"Brother," said Pooh, as he yanked the guillotine's lanyard
"Brother," said Pooh, as his buttocks caught fire
"Brother," said Pooh, as the Christian Brother fondled him
"Brother," said Pooh, as the ants devoured him.
"Brother," said Pooh, as the dragon ducked his thrown dagger
"Brother," said Pooh, in Chinese Sign Language.
"Brother," said Pooh, when Madonna slipped him the tongue. *
"Brother," said Pooh, when he had fallen and couldn't get up. *"
"Brother," said Pooh, when he noticed Neil Smith's Band-Aid
"Brother," said Pooh, when he realized he wasn't wearing any pants
"Brother," said Pooh, when he saw Duncan awaken from a mortal wound. *
"Brother," said Pooh, while watching the J - E - T - S ! lose on TV. *
"Brother," signed Pooh, in Chinese Sign Language
"Brought a tear to my eye. Scott
"Brought to you by the Cowlifornia Milk Cooperatives"
"Brought to you by the anarcho-syndicalist commune." (Monty Python)
"Brought to you by the letter B" Roll The Bones
"Brought to you by the letter D" Presto
"Brought to you by the letter oe" Counterparts
"Brown Spots on the Wall" - By Who Flung Pooh
"Brownie"? "Slowly I turn... step by step..."
"Brrr. Is it cold in here?" - Londo
"Bruce Lee Press-On Nails!" -- Joel Robinson
"Bruce Wayne! N'est pas?" "Most of the time."
"Bruce Wayne? Why are you dressed up like Batman?" - Max Schreck
"Bruce here teaches classical philosophy."
"Bruce there teaches Haegelian philosophy."
"Bruce... Wayne! N'est pas?" "Most of the time."
"Brutal tattoo, man! What's it stand for, Heavy metal?"-Young Lister
"Brute force isn't going to do it." Human Torres
"Brutus? Yes, I know him... Why?" - Julius Caesar
"Bryce, your naivete is almost endearing..." -Grossberg
"Bu-bu-bu-bu, you're blick. He's blick." -- Leo Getz
"Buaidh na bas - Victory or Death." - McNeill clan's motto.
"Bubba was my best friend, I had to make sure he was okay."
"Bubba, extend to Steempy your POWERFULLY hairy arm."- Ren Hoek
"Bubbagump Shrimp. It's a household name." Forrest Gump
"Bubble gum? I was saved by - BUBBLE GUM?!?!?" - DarkWing Duck
"Bubbles In The Bath" - By Verewynn De Bottam
"Bubye. Bubye. Bye now. Bubye."
"Buchanan!", said Pooh, vomiting all over the crowd
"Buckaroo Banzai goes to the nursing home." -- Tom Servo
"Buckaroo! You forgot your thruster!" "Why don't you hold on to it?"
"Buckle up, Bonehead, cuz yer goin' for a ride!!" - Ash
"Bud, the Eagle Scouts called - your Merit Badge in Celibacy is in."
"Bud." "Weis." "Er."
"Buddy can you spare a clue?"
"Buddy, I think you're slime" - Murphy
"Buddy, YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!!!" - Stanley
"Buddy, why don't you try 'Peggy Sue'? It'll sound better." -- Sam
"Budget the luxuries *first*!" Heinlein
"Budget the luxuries *first*!" - Robert A. Heinlein
"Budget the luxuries *first*!" -- Heinlein
"Budget the luxuries FIRST!"
"Budtheyr," wrote Pooh, enabling his new Voice Recognition Program
"Bufford Pusser, Walking Dense..." -- Mike Nelson
"Bugger" said Pooh, feeling very annoyed
"Bugger," said Pooh, as @FN@ strapped on the Anal Invader (TM)
"Bugger," said Pooh, as @N@ filled the enema bag
"Bugs Beware!" - By I. X. Terminate
"Bugs bugs everywhere, and not a fix in sight."
"Bugs...Mr Rico...millions of them!"
"Buh-Buh-Bother!" panted Pooh, pumping the Penis Enlarger
"Buh-Buh-Bother," giggled Pooh as @FN@ tickled him
"Buh-Buh-Bother," sputtered Pooh, as the urine hit his face
"Buh-buh-bother," sputtered Pooh, as @FN@'s urine hit his face
"Buhbuhbuhbother," stammered Pooh, unable to control his gag reflex
"Build a Better Life by Stealing Office Supplies." --Dilbert
"Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg.
"Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by Chuck F.
"Buildings burn, people die, but true love is forever." - Sarah
"Bulges appeared in the fabric of space-time. Great ugly bulges."
"Bullets cost bucks, mister." -- Frank to Hawkeye
"Bullfeathers!" - Henry "That was *last* week's password." - Klinger
"Bullheads got me. Lampreys, sucking at my skin!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Bulls," said Pooh in an attitude a bit more forthright than usual.
"Bum-titty, Bum-titty," sang Pooh in the strip-club
"Bummer" said Pooh when Tigger dropped the joint in the honey jar.
"Bums mir !" - "Wem ? Ich ?"
"Buns of Steel of the Old West." -- Crow T. Robot
"Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo." - Italian Christmas
"Burger-" Go away! We're like, uh, closed or something. huh huh huh
"Burglary" - by Jimmy Delox
"Buried and forgotten, In a cold and nameless grave..."
"Burl Ives is Andy Capp." -- Crow T. Robot
"Burma!" "Why'd you say Burma?" "I panicked."
"Burn conspirators, burn!"
"Burned up on re-entry, huh?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Burned-In" - Fire Dept. has already been called.
"Burnin' In The Heat" -- Girlschool
"Burning Bed" pardons should be applied equally! Free Michael Katz!
"Burning computers can be hazardous to your software"
"Burns tried to eat Klinger's mop." -- Hawkeye
"Business is good Quark, you're almost making an honest living." - Odo
"Business must be booming"- DS "I think you mean banging"- FM (3x21)
"Bust a deal...FACE THE WHEEL!"
"Bust a move Gamera!"
"Busy restarunt needs dish dirtier." * Kryten
"Busy restaurant needs dish dirtier." - ad (Red Dwarf, "Backwards")
"Busy restaurant needs dish dirtier." -- Kryten
"Busy signals is the major cause of stress among BBSers'"-Darkwood
"Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat."
"But *Luke* always gets to say, `No fair.'" -- Carl Chamness
"But Aahz has assured me that the fix is in." - Skeeve
"But Brain, we're not on the internet" - Pinky
"But Brain, we're off-topic." - Pinky
"But Captain Mike!" -- Evil Crow
"But Captain Picard IS a pain isn't he?" - Wesley
"But Clay... do you think it might be... *bold*?" -- TV's Frank
"But Doc, I eat lots of fruit. I have 3 cherries in every cocktail!"
"But Doctor, all these corridors look the same"
"But Geordi doesn't want to be assimilated." -- Hugh
"But Henry VII he'd never be, 'till Richard III was dead." --Gwidion P.
"But I *am* the Doctor. Check my hearts." - The Doctor
"But I *do* know everything!" -- Q
"But I AM the Doctor. Check my hearts. "--Tom Baker as the Doctor
"But I AM the Doctor. Check my hearts." - The Doctor DEL
"But I DO know everything!"--Q "That makes it even worse."--Vash
"But I am an F.B.I. agent." - Mulder in "Humbug"
"But I believe in peace, bitch!" -- Tori Amos
"But I believe in peace, bitch"
"But I believe in peace.. I believe in peace, bitch." - Tori Amos
"But I could chew off my foot if you want." - Earl to Elders
"But I did love him. I never stopped." - Henry Bone
"But I didn't open the box!" -- Kirstie
"But I didn't think it was against the law." - Zoe Baird
"But I do believe they think I am some sort of god." -- C-3PO
"But I do have a theory." - Scott "I thought you might." - Kirk
"But I don't *want* to go back to Nazi World!" -- Freefall
"But I don't WANT to defend myself . . . " - Brady law supporter.
"But I don't have wings!" "Of course not, silly, you're a BOY!"
"But I don't like Spam!!!!"
"But I don't like the cat!" "Shut up and eat your dinner!"
"But I don't speak German," said Tom teutonically.
"But I feel like celebrating!" - Q "I don't!" - Picard
"But I feel one of my turns coming on..."
"But I got a lover and yeah she shows me how to understand it..."
"But I got out of my uniform for you, Data." - Tasha Yar
"But I got to stop wishin', I've got to go fishin'..."
"But I have grown older and you have grown colder" -Floyd
"But I have to draw the line somewhere!" (Jerry)
"But I haven't seen Barbados, so I must get out of this" - Tori Amos
"But I haven't seen Barbados, so I must get out of this."
"But I know my hole from an arse in the ground." Nina
"But I like Dad." "You're just used to him." - Ethyl and Robbie
"But I like pineapple!" Tom said dolefully
"But I like pineapple" said Tom, dolefully
"But I like pineapple" said Tom, dolefully -Tom Swifty
"But I like pineapple," said Tom, dolefully
"But I never wanted to compound one illusion with another." Data
"But I prefer 'Captain.'" Janeway
"But I still love you so, I can't let you go..." -Zeppelin
"But I thought Madonna already *had* a steady bloke!" -- Pinky
"But I thought you liked him. He liked you." --Magenta\n "HE DIDN'T LIKE ME! He /never/ liked me!" --Riff Raff
"But I wanted to go into town and get some power converters!" - Luke
"But I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters."
"But I was one-and-twenty, No use to talk to me." Housman
"But I'd be happy to say so in front of the neighbors." - Fran
"But I'm TIRED!" - Lex
"But I'm a good dog, they sometimes throw me a bone..."
"But I'm afraid your pants won't be ready tomorrow, after all." Garak
"But I'm alive, so alive now, I know the darnkness blinds you..."
"But I'm just a Bajoran..." Major Kira
"But I'm just a boy!" -- Kenny "Like Hell!" -- Amanda
"But I'm just a kid!" Kenny "Like hell!" Amanda
"But I'm not a bad, they draw me that way!"
"But I'm not going alone." O'Brien
"But I'm not squooshy . . ." -Teekiwikisushisquooshynummykins, Esquire
"But I'm not the enemy this time, Jennifer." Sisko
"But I'm still afraid to show how much I need you..."
"But I'm the one who thunk it!" - Greasepit
"But I's scared of books." - Greasepit
"But James, I need you" - girl "So does England." - 007
"But King Solomon loved many strange women." -- 1 Kings 11:1
"But Lieutenant! The Newbie was on fire when I got here!"
"But MARGE, this [pregnancy] test came with a corncob pipe." - Homer
"But Mom, I don't want to be assimilated." -Borg Child
"But Mother....I don't want to grow up!" - Wendy
"But Mr. Fawlty, he not rat. He hampster." - Manuel
"But Mrs. Dickie, Beavis & Butt-Head are complete imbeciles." - Daria
"But Nell, I love my horse!" - D. Dooright
"But Officer! The dwarf was on fire when I got here!"
"But Sire ..." is not music to the king
"But WE decide which is right...and which is an illusion..."
"But Warden, I like Joe." "Shut up and pull the switch."
"But When Worlds Collide, said George Powell to his bride"
"But a god know everything." "Not this god."
"But a lie of ommision is still a lie." - Picard
"But a woman...always remains a woman." Kirk
"But all good things must come to an end..." - Q
"But apart from the aqueduct, the sanitation and the roads"
"But are they made from real Girl Scouts?" -Wednesday Adams
"But as they say, the night is still young." -- Tom Servo
"But at least watch them, and see how men die." Claudius
"But bee of good cheer, I bring you wonderful news. I'm baack." Q
"But before I go, there's a debt I wish to pay." - Q
"But before you go for a swim..." -- Garek
"But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The Dark Side are they."
"But can you escape? No, Never!!"
"But clearly, we can't go back." Janeway
"But cold plague was not to his taste, or Flagg's taste either."
"But deep in her heart she knew that song must go on." -RUSH
"But devils could be subtle." - Detta Holmes
"But did you see the loft he got on his mother-in-law?" - Earl
"But do they attack people?" - Mulder to Scully about roaches
"But do they listen to me?" -- Tim
"But don't expect mercy from such an alliance!"
"But don't take OUR word for it - shove one up YOUR butt!"
"But don't you worry, its for a cause -- feeding global corporations paws."
"But elves don't shoot people! Elves are *good*." - Magrat Garlick
"But enough about me. What do YOU think about me?"
"But every day I'm more confused as the saints turn into sinners..."
"But first things first. GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!" - Brain
"But first, this word from Maxwell House." -- Tom Servo
"But first....I have to take a whiz!"
"But for the grace of God goes I." -- Bradford
"But for what it's worth, I'm sorry." Sisko
"But good grooming? Not one of his strong points." -- Mike Nelson
"But half a bee has got to bee, vis a vis, its entity."
"But he is worried, that's for sure." Sheridan
"But he says he doesn't want to _be_ a Starfighter!"
"But he's not a man, he is Chicken Boo." - Animaniacs
"But he's one of the good-guys, right?" - Richie Ryan
"But he's so annoying. Holy this and holy that..." - Catwoman
"But he...was my son." - Judge Henry Bone
"But hey, that's why you're false Christian scum." - Steve Winter
"But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space..."
"But his bread sucks!" -- Mike Nelson
"But his destiny lies elsewhere." - Deleen
"But his organs will save more than a dozen lives." Sunan
"But honest and truly, I _am_ Robin Hood" "Suuuuure you are..."
"But honey, we need a 2 gig drive for word processing!"
"But horse radish does *not* go with chicken!" -- Tom Servo
"But how do I get out of this?" "... no one ever does." - M. Abagail
"But how do you *really* feel about us?" - Dot Warner
"But how does the yarn get around the big wheel?"
"But if any man love God, the same is known of him."
"But if he could be turned, he could be a powerful ally." - Darth Vader
"But if the future is written, why bother to do anything" - Fox Mulder
"But if we turn left we *won't* run into the guards."
"But if you kiss me, you're slaying your own dragon." - Yakko Warner
"But if you open your heart to a smooth operator..."
"But in purple, I am STUNNING!" - Londo
"But in purple, I'm STUNNING!"
"But in the bottom of our hearts we felt the final cut" -Pink Floyd
"But it ain't got what we got ... corn!" - Runt
"But it does look promising." Spock
"But it is not *my* way." -- Worf
"But it is underpopulated, and unprotected." Sarek
"But it isn't all bad, is it?" - Frank N. Furter
"But it seems so unhealthy here." -- Janet Weiss
"But it sounds squishy!" - Pinky
"But it was only fantasy" -Floyd
"But it won't fit! ... Well maybe." - Mutant Raccoon
"But it'll keep you alive until I get the shelter built." - Han
"But it's FAST!" "So's roadkill."
"But it's NOT OUR FAULT!!!" -Kei and Yuri
"But it's a risk I'll have to take." Kirk
"But it's artifical." Wesley Crusher
"But it's my only line!"
"But it's not against any religion / To want to dispose of a pigeon"
"But it's not biologically correct!" - Zippy
"But it's not black hole season either" - Mulder
"But it's only a LITTLE green dragon..."
"But it's sort of pointless if you can't put it all in one line."
"But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane."
"But just when I got close...He must have hit the wrong button."
"But let's face it, you don't stand a chance" - O'Brien
"But life is NOT a dream." - Spock
"But like Artimus, the bow arm should be bare." Apollo
"But love me for love's sake" Browning
"But love's a malady without a cure." -Dryden
"But mom, I don't like cats!" "Shut up and eat your dinner!"
"But mom, frogs are our *friends*!" - - Calvin
"But moonshine made her cry ev'ry time" -Floyd
"But my doctor saysyou went and pushed it to the limits" - Tori Amos
"But my father doesn't have any hair. He's bald!" - Bebe
"But my father says you ain't makin' any money." -- Tori Amos
"But my heart says you've been shattered" - Tori Amos
"But my priest says you ain't savin' no souls." -- Tori Amos
"But my sysop doesn't carry the cow-tipping conference!"
"But no one expects the Canadian Inquisition!"
"But none of us are gonna get hurt: Gary's only killing you!"
"But now I see the light of day" -Coverdale/Page
"But now she stands upon Southampton dock..." -Floyd
"But now the holy dollar rules everybody's lives" -Queensryche
"But occifer, I only had ONE beer!" said Bud wisely.
"But on this world, Rome never fell." - Captain's Log
"But once you are real, you can't become unreal again."
"But one man can move the present." - Kirk to Spock-2
"But ossifer, I have no blood in my alcohol system!"
"But other than his irritating lapses into nostalgia..." EHMP
"But other than that, I feel WON-DER-FUL!" Bashir
"But please stay out of trouble, Mr. Spock." Kirk
"But please... feel free. Explore." -- Pinhead
"But say you landed someplace with a pitchfork." McCoy
"But see how I destroy their lives." Loc-Nar
"But she is legally dead, Your Honor." Cary Grant
"But she never lost her head, even when she was givin' head."
"But sir, no one worries about upsetting a droid." -- C3PO
"But sir, that was the cartoon before the main programme! - Kryten
"But soft! What beam through yonder saucer-section carves?" "'Tis the
"But suffice it to say, I know you quite well." Tuvok
"But suppose X does exist after all," Tom expostulated.
"But that doesn't matter, our expenses are good."
"But that's for later..." -- Dr. Forrester
"But that's not what *hesaw." Winters
"But that's the least of our worries." Sisko
"But the Klingons..<grrrrr!>..they're hard on the holosuites..!"-Quark
"But the Shadows were only defeated, not destroyed." Delenn
"But the answer is still no!"
"But the calculations were correct!" -- Oliver Wendell Jones
"But the desert was next. And the desert would be hell." - DT I
"But the dove found no rest for the sole of her foot."
"But the earth abideth forever." -- Ecclesiastes 1:4
"But the important thing is, she's my friend." Bashir re Dax
"But the knights make it all worthwhile" purred Guinevere.
"But the pusher don't care / If u live or u die"
"But the sun is eclipsed by the moon" -Pink Floyd
"But the wind blows stronger, cold and long..." - Sisters of Mercy
"But the word of God grew and multiplied." -- Acts 12:24
"But the world has moved on. Bad times are on horseback." - Cort
"But then again, most machines can't grow hair." Bashir
"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q
"But then, of course, African swallows are not migratory." --Guard #1
"But there *is* a price tag attached." Sheridan
"But there are no old, bold Klingons."
"But there is still time to seize that one last fragile moment..."
"But there isn't any real people here at all!" "So what's new?
"But they do like Vulcans." Kirk on tribbles
"But they need you in Viet Nam" -- Crow T. Robot
"But things are not as they teach us." FTWIHAIHTTS
"But this is no place for a reunion." Claudius Marcus
"But those mine enemies... slay them before me." -- Luke 19:27
"But to Klingons, it's entertainment" - Quark
"But to us, probability is the very guide of life." -- Butler
"But to what end. Hold." -- Picard
"But today I am still just a bill."
"But under these circumstances, it sucks." - Beavis
"But we LIKE spontaneity, don't we, Pinky?" - Brain
"But we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot!"
"But we can't prosecute you for that."
"But we have a contract!" Quark
"But we have made an honorable agreement." - Worf
"But we're the Good kind of weird people."
"But we're the nice weird people!"
"But we've only fondled the surface of that subject."-Virginia Masters
"But what ... is it good for?" - Engineer at IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip
"But what I have is at your disposal." - Delenn
"But what happens when the gloves come off?" Winters
"But what if I'm a figment of my OWN imagination?"
"But what if I'm a mermaid in these jeans of his?" -- Tori Amos
"But what if life exists based on another element?" Spock
"But what if there's another explaination?"--Scully to Mulder (BTS)
"But what if they went nowhere?" - McCoy
"But what of Lazarus? What of Lazarus?" Kirk
"But what we need to know is, do people want nasally-insertable computers?"
"But what...is it good for?" - IBM Engineer, 1968, commenting on the microchip
"But when you attack a stronger foe you invariably get thrashed!"
"But where do all the calculators go?" * Kryten
"But where does the water buffalo fit in?" - Vladmyr Tethosh
"But where will you go in the middle of nowhere?" - Janet
"But who's gonna fly it kid, You?" - Han Solo
"But why not mom? All the other kids are doing her!"
"But will you RESPECT me 7 years from now?"--Vulcan Soap Opera
"But will you RESPECT me seven years from now?"--HMFJTP: Vulcan joke
"But you *never* drink coffee in the afternoon!" -- Keiko O'Brien
"But you ARE going to tell me, Odo." Garak
"But you NEVER drink coffee in the afternoon!" - Keiko
"But you are eternity and you are the mirror." -Gibran.
"But you are life and you are the veil." -Gibran
"But you broke our window!" - Wakko Warner
"But you broke our window!" -- Wakko
"But you can always *try*.. Save up for a few days...<g>"
"But you can't have babies." "Don't you oppress me!" -- Stan
"But you look Human." Paris
"But you look so CUTE doing the 'Happy Hamster Hop'!" -Mom in C&H
"But you might as well take it; we think that you should." - JCS
"But you miss it, too, don't you?" Kim
"But you still haven't told me where a girl could wash her feet."
"But you told me to freeze." - S. Ipkiss
"But you told me to freeze." - The Mask
"But you told me your mother was coming NEXT month!"
"But you'll come around, sooner or later." Spock
"But you'll have to hurry. It's almost The Red Hour." Tamar
"But you're not a man, you're a chicken, Boo!" - Animaniacs
"But you're only delaying the inevitable." Garak
"But you've been...drinking!" -Hikaru
"But!! I DO know everything!" - Q
"But, I do know everything." -Q "That makes it even worse." -Vash
"But, I'm not dead, yet." THWACK!
"But, Major! She's _unbridled_!!" -- Winchester to Hoolihan
"But, Mom, I don't like cats." "Shutup and eat your dinner."
"But, Mother! I don't want to grow up!"
"But, Mother" "Father, lad, Father."
"But, Mother.." "Father, son, father."
"But, Mother..." "Father, lad, Father."
"But, Mr. Clemens, I am not Swiss, I am French -- Data
"But, Pooh," said Piglet, "why did you field dress Tigger?"
"But, Your Honor, the light had dopplered to green." - A. Einstein
"But, but I **LIKE** being insane."
"But, from your record, you look like that." - Hague
"But, how are you, metalman?" "Very depressed."
"But, how are you, metalman?" --Ford "Very depressed." --Marvin
"But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer, Gie her a haggis!"
"But, there's *always* a point!Out with it!..." - The Evil Clown
"But, you were dead." - Buttercup
"But--I feel like celebrating!"--Q "I DON'T!!"--Picard
"But--he was in love with you?"--Odo "No..."--Kira
"But... I *DO* know everything!" - Q
"But... but... but..." stammered Pooh on Bikini Atoll
"But... how could I know these things?!" -Doctor Zee
"But...I *DO* know everything!" - Q
"But..there's nothing there!" Chekov
"ButI *do* know everything!" - Q
"Butch? Will you give me oral pleasure?" -Fabian
"Butt-Head, Butt-Head! Come quick! Bare [butt] on TV!"
"Butt-Head, Butt-Head! Come quick! Bare ass on TV!" - Beavis
"Buttcheek analysis complete" -Enterprise Computer
"Butthead, look! That's the chick from 902103638574239.. <smack> !"
"Butthead, you're pretty smart sometimes." - Beavis
"Button your lip, you ratbag!"
"Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse!"
"Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings in verse!" - Animaniacs
"Buy bonds where you work or bank." -- Mike Nelson
"Buy computer games right now. Especially the funny Lucasarts ones."
"Buy me a drink?" Tom said dryly.
"Buy me a drink?" said Tom dryly.
"Buy the sky and sell the sky and tell the sky don't fall on me" - REM
"By God, for a moment there it all made sense..."
"By Golly, I won't stand for this insubordination!" - Calvin
"By all means, Doctor, be as grumpy as you like." Garak
"By becoming a monster, one learns what it is to be human."
"By convention!" cussed Tom airily. [customarily]
"By golly, Jim, I'm beginning to think I could cure a rainy day!" McCoy
"By hatchet, Axe, and saw ..." - Rush
"By my God have I leaped over a wall." -- 2 Samuel 22:30
"By my troth, I was seeking a fool when I found you." -Shakespeare
"By now my lungs were aching for air!" -- Tom Servo
"By push of bayonets, no firing until you see the whites of their eyes."
"By the Gods below ...A PERVERT!" - Brockhurst & Higgins
"By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth!! We're actually on Topic!!"
"By the cold and religious we were taken in hand" -Floyd
"By the gods, I'm adventuring with a troup of dancers!
"By the gods, I'm adventuring with a troup of dancers!" - Tracener
"By the light of the night it will all seem alright." - Frank
"By the pricking of my thumb something stupid this way comes!"
"By the pricking of my thumb, something scary this way comes." - Dot
"By the pricking of my thumb, something stupid this way comes!"
"By the suitcase on the left you'll find my favourite axe."
"By the time I'm done with you, you'll wish you died on the Icarus!"
"By the time we saved enough for a honeymoon, we didn't want one."
"By the time you get this, I should be dead." "Cheers!"
"By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends."
"By the way, Neil says hi.." -- Tori Amos
"By the way, didn't I break your heart" -Marillion
"By the way, have you ever bathed?" -- Joel Robinson
"By the way, our oversized Slavic friend is named Colossus." - Beast
"By the way, they're real and they're spectacular!" (Seinfeld)
"By the way, what does BTW mean?"
"By the way, what does BTW mean?" "Yes, exactly."
"By the way, what does BTW stand for?"
"By the way, you were shot with a Walther PPK. James Bond's gun."
"By the way...BOOGER!"-Johnny Fever
"By their taglines shall ye know them."
"By this time my lungs were aching for air!"
"By this time my son's lungs were aching for air!" -- Tom Servo
"By this time tommorrow, we will be at war with the Narn." - Londo
"By this time, my son's lungs were aching for air!"
"By your calander the year is 2351." Romulan
"Bye bye, birdie!" -Kasumi
"Bye bye, boys! Have fun storming the castle!" - Miracle Max
"Bye, Mr. Hoffa!" -- Joel Robinson
"Bye, bye! Have fun storming the castle!"
"Bye, teen gang!" -- Tom Servo
"Bzzzzz," said Pooh, in another inexplicable random vibrator reference
"C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me." - Cookie Monster
"C this?This is a copy;I want U 2 make me the original!"
"C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre." -- Bosquet
"C'mere, and I'll point you in the ..."
"C'mon Fox, what do you want more? Vengence, or the Truth?"
"C'mon McCauly! Pull my Finger!" - Michael Jackson
"C'mon Scully... It'll be a nice trip through the woods" - Fox Mulder
"C'mon Spock. Pull my finger!"
"C'mon Spock. Pull my finger!" * Kirk
"C'mon boy, even books have spines!
"C'mon everybody! Do the Dorky Old White Guy!" -- Tom Servo
"C'mon everybody, here we gooooooo! Off to Neverland!" - Peter Pan
"C'mon honey! Let's crab walk out of here!" -- Mike Nelson
"C'mon now, don't kick each other in the head" -- Flans
"C'mon over here, Boy, have a cigar.." Pink Floyd
"C'mon pretty fruit, bring it home to Daddy!" -The Tick
"C'mon you bastards! Come at me!" -- Joel Robinson
"C'mon you gruesome son of a bitch. Come to me." - The Joker
"C'mon! Death-ray something!" -- Mike Nelson
"C'mon! I got plenty for everybody!" -- Ash
"C'mon! Make with the fright, already!" -- Crow T. Robot
"C'mon! Shoulder/elbow hookup!" -- Mike Nelson
"C'mon! Death-ray something!" -- Mike Nelson
"C'mon! Make with the fright, already!" -- Crow T. Robot
"C'mon! Shoulder/elbow hookup!" -- Mike Nelson
"C'mon, Baggie, get with the beat!" - Baloo
"C'mon, Frank... Dog's name is Frank."
"C'mon, I'm funny! Somebody laugh!" - Tom Arnold
"C'mon, Larry, ask the question: 'What would Harold do?'"
"C'mon, Lorena! I dare ya!" <SWIPE> "Ouch!"
"C'mon, Mr. Wallenda. Get back up there." -- Crow T. Robot
"C'mon, Scully, it'll be a nice trip to the forest."--Mulder
"C'mon, Spock; let's go mind the store." Kirk
"C'mon, bug-ugly. Let's see what you've got." -- Crimson Angel
"C'mon, don't kick each other in the head" -- Flans
"C'mon, gimme the keys to the morgue, dad!" - Crow T. Robot
"C'mon, run! Try and move faster than the plot!" -- Crow
"C'mon, sibs" - Yakko Warner
"C'mon, try it on... It's in your blood."-Freddy Krueger
"C'mon, you gruesome son of a bitch. Come to me." - The Joker
"C'mon, you old war wagon" -- Mike Nelson
"C'mon... Let's go talk to Hamlet's dad." -- Crow T. Robot
"C) 2.3 hours." - Ivanova
"C++" should have been called "B-".
"C-C-Catch The Wave" Max Headroom for New Coke -1986
"C.I.A." -- A contradiction in terms most of the time.
"C.I.A.? Very groovy!" Roberta Lincoln
"C.W. McCall? Zamfir? Barbra Mandrell?" -- TV's Frank
"C:\DOS\SYSTEM\UTILTIES\DOCS\HELP\WHERE\THE\F()@% AM I"
"CALM DOWN" by Ed. G. Nerfs
"CAPTAIN!!!!!! Moderator decloaking on the port#^!$&^!$@ NO CARRIER
"CATALYST" = an alphabetical list of cats.
"CATFOOD??!!?? You woke me up for a lousy can of CATFOOD??!!??"
"CATS. CATS ARE NICE." - Death, "Sourcery"
"CAUGHT IN THE FLOOD" by Noah Zark
"CAUTION...We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical."
"CAW!-CAW! FU*K I'M DEAD!" -The Crow
"CHARLES! You put the moon back this minute!"
"CHEESE FOOD PRODUCT".... as if *that* is going to reassure you.
"CHICK MOVIE!!" - Crow T. Robot on LITTLE WOMEN
"CIBOLA! Bumpty-bumpty-bump!" - Trashcan Man
"CLAP ON"(clap, clap),"CLAP OFF"(clap,cl)%@%#NO CARRIER
"CLINTON (n) see also gay loving, draft dodging, pot smoking, womanizer"
"CLINTON.SYS bad, cannot recover ECONOMY.USA"
"COINCIDENCE" happens.
"COME TO ME, MY CATSIS!!!"
"CONFESS! YER A FEMALE! CONFESS I SAY!" - Hodge Podge
"CONGRESS" Expensive! and built to stay that way
"CONNECT 33600/ARQ/V34/LAPM/V42bis" - Coming soon on a USR near you...
"CONTROL the INTERNET!!" - 1995 Republican Congress chant
"COOL! THIS RULES!!!" -Beavis and Butthead on the Invid Invasion
"COOL!! THIS RULES!" -Beavis and Butthead on Urotsukidoji
"COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE!" Cookie Monster
"COPS is filmed on location in a Winchells donut shop" -- Crow
"COPS is filmed on location twenty years ago."
"COWARD!! You call yourself a MAN?!" -Genma to Ranma
"COWARDS need hostages. Klingons do not." Worf
"CU" Say it out loud and you get "see you"
"CUDDLY TOYS" by Ted E. Behr
"CURSE US AND CRUSH US, MY PRECIOUS IS LOST! - Gollum
"CURTAINS.BAT" - DEL C:\Windows\*.* <CR> ECHO "Whooppee!"
"CURZON took a blood oath." - Kira
"CUTE, CUTE" - nobody ever says anything about my brains!
"Cab Calloway's Garden" By Heidi Ho
"Cab-over Pete with a reefer on, and a Jimmy haulin' hogs."
"Caesar is coming to inspect us, not marry us." -- Henry to Frank
"Caeser. And Christ. They had them both." Kirk
"Caffeine'll KILL YA!" - E. Nygma, BATMAN FOREVER
"Cain rose up against Abel, his brother, and slew him."
"Cal just made one of my goofs into another tagline!"-J. Hobbs..
"Cal, beam us a board!" (2x4 drops from sky)
"California, California I'm coming home" -- Mitchell
"Caligula in the Life & Times of Grizzly Adams."
"Caligula in... The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams!" -- Mike
"Call Engineering and have Sick Bay systems put on priority" McCoy
"Call Mr. Scott to the bridge." Kirk
"Call Waiting" - great if you have two friends
"Call an ambulance! The explosion ignited Mr. Dallas' chest hair!"-Opus
"Call her something that rhymes with bitch." -- Gypsy
"Call it 'Plomeek Soup a la Neelix'."
"Call it a Hoozit from the dimension Hoo." - Skeeve
"Call it a hunch" - Quasimodo
"Call me Darango, Worf." "Ah, Counciler Dagrango"
"Call me Dottie and you die." -- Dot Warner
"Call me Dotty, and you DIE!" -- Dot
"Call me Ishmael. Todd Ishmael." -- Tom Servo
"Call me Ishmael." Richard Basehart
"Call me a cab," Tom hacked.
"Call me a cab," said Tom hackly.
"Call me a taxi !" - "Okay, you're a taxi."
"Call me anything you want, just use enough respect."
"Call me by the nickname I had in school." "What, Bonehead?"
"Call me what you will but listen to my words." - Amara Windcrusher
"Call now with your pledge and get this neat tote-bag!" -- Crow
"Call the Corp!" Psi Cop
"Call the church police!"
"Call this whole thing off while there is still time!" - Sheriaden.
"Call waiting", great if you have only two friends
"Calling at 300 baud is futile" ~ Borg
"Calling me Dotty is futile." - Dot Warner of Borg
"Calm Down" - By Ed. G. Nerfs
"Calm down, give me the pun."
"Calvin arriving in turbo chute 4. Clear receiving pad."
"Calvin suddenly realizes the world has no Hue, Value, or Chroma!"
"Calvin you stinkhead: I told you not to read this."--Susie's note
"Calvin!! Get back here and get all those dead bugs out of my shampoo!!"
"Calvin, we will not have an anatomically correct snowman."
"Calvin? Who's Calvin? I'm *Stupendous Man*!" - - Calvin
"Cambot, why don't you take the day off?" -- Mike Nelson
"Cambot? Rock climbing." -- Tom Servo
"Camelot!" "Camelot!" "It's only a model!" "Shhh!"
"Camelot!" -- Launcelot "It's only a model!" -- Patsy
"Camelot." "Camelot!" "CAMELOT!" "It's only a model.." "Shhh!" - MP
"Campanology" - By Belle Ringer
"Can Funboy come out and play?" - The Crow
"Can I Catch 'ya tomorrow?" - "Sure! Catch me tomorrow."-Joan Rivers
"Can I be frank, Frank?" -- Hoolihan
"Can I bench press one of you guys?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Can I blame my spelling on line noise?"
"Can I bring Orville to show and tell on Monday?
"Can I bring you to show and tell on Monday?"
"Can I buy you a drink?" - Mulder to Scully in a bar (Deep Throat)
"Can I call you sugar plum? Pussy cat? Angel drawers? Frank?"
"Can I cook, or Can't I?" C. Marcus
"Can I deduct last year's tax as a bad investment?"
"Can I do something for you, Colonel?" Garak to Lovok
"Can I do that "human slingshot" bit?" -- Freefall
"Can I draw you a beer, Norm ?"..."No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one."
"Can I eat him, Boss? Huh, can I?"
"Can I get a Starfleet uniform?" - Q
"Can I get back to you on that?" (I don't have a clue.)
"Can I get down ONE time?!?" - Bootsy Collins
"Can I get some body piercing done?" -- Mike Nelson
"Can I get some body piercing done?" -- Mike Nelson
"Can I get some nachos?" "No!" "Are you sure this is heaven?" - Beavis
"Can I get you something to drink?" Sandrine
"Can I get you something? A beverage?" - Data
"Can I go look for the holy grail again?" Tom requested.
"Can I go to the bathroom?" "You can if you believe you can.."
"Can I have my sombrero?" -- Tom Servo
"Can I have my thorax back?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Can I have one of those chocolates?" Tom said candidly.
"Can I have one of those chocolates?" asked Tom, candidly
"Can I have some borstch, Dr. Stalin?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Can I have the window seat? Please, please, please...?" -- Pinky
"Can I help it if Confed tries to blank my data?" -Vagabond
"Can I help you, Counselor?" La Forge
"Can I help you, friend?" McCoy to Kirk
"Can I help you, sir?" "You have anything I like?"
"Can I interest you in a pair of zircon encrusted tweezers?"
"Can I interest you in an "I Saw The Prodigal" t-shirt?"--Garak
"Can I just pick off one of the little sick ones?" -- Banzai
"Can I keep his head for a souvenir?" - Max
"Can I kiss one of the bridesmaids instead?"
"Can I make a suggestion? Shove it up your ass!"
"Can I play with madness?" -Iron Maiden
"Can I please say something?" -- Hoolihan
"Can I push the button?" - Wakko Warner
"Can I quote you on that?
"Can I sniff your bra?" -- Mike Nelson
"Can I snuggle with you guys?" -- Joel Robinson
"Can I take a rain check?" (Until I think up a good excuse?)
"Can I take an ax to school tomorrow for, um, Show and Tell?" - Calvin
"Can I take an axe to school tomorrow ? .... it's for Show & Kill"
"Can I take an axe to school tomorrow for um, Show and Tell" - Calvin
"Can I take some logs up to my room?" - - Calvin
"Can I take your helmet? Oh, it's your hair." -- Crow T. Robot
"Can I throw up in your bathroom? I'll buy something." -Barney Gumble
"Can I twist little pretty colour ribbons around it??"
"Can I upgrade my Harddrive to a WARP drive?"
"Can I..join your group?" "No. Piss off."
"Can an Opus marriage fit into the general scheme of the cosmos?"
"Can anyone here tell me if there's a VD clinic in town?"
"Can he resist the shiny, CANDY-LIKE button?"- Announcer
"Can it be?" -- Kidman "That *is* the question." -- MacLeod
"Can love be controll'd by advice?" -Gay
"Can the balloon juice, Pierce." -- Frank Burns
"Can the balloon juice, sport." -- Tom Servo
"Can the baloon juice and kill something!" -- Tom Servo
"Can the police give you a speeding ticket in a car wash?"
"Can this be another me?" - Data
"Can two walk together, except they be agreed?" -- Amos 3:3
"Can we accept a collect call from Fiacho?" -- Freefall
"Can we be in your will?" - Butt-Head
"Can we begin the searce anew?" Orville requested.
"Can we borrow your head for a piece of animation?"
"Can we call you Dad-oo?" -- Wakko Warner
"Can we call you Dad-oo?"--Wakko
"Can we discuss this like two civilized..." <ZAP> "I guess not."
"Can we drive?"--Yakko "NO NO NO NO NO!!!"--Alien
"Can we get *somebody* in the frame, please?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Can we get back to our bleak, meaningless lives?" -- Tom Servo
"Can we go home now, Mommy?" -- Tad Trenton
"Can we kill it?" -Nicholas (ACS student) re: mousecatcher project
"Can we make it, Mr. Scott?" "That's problematical, sir."
"Can we talk sensibly?" -- Pinhead
"Can we watch the adult channel? Helloooo, Nurse!!" - Yakko Warner
"Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?" Vir
"Can you at least show us a way into the tunnel?" Riker
"Can you believe that they thought you had feelings for me?"Kira 2 Odo
"Can you believe that?" O'Brien
"Can you believe this crap?" -- Tom Servo
"Can you bob-dip for me? ... OK. Not. At. All." - Mel Luster Studio
"Can you build an emerald city with these grains of sand?"
"Can you climb up?" - Picard
"Can you communicate?" Picard
"Can you destroy the Earth?" Egad! I hope not! - The Tick
"Can you determine what of the ships is the real one?" Janeway
"Can you even see anything?" "I see everything." "Cool..." - John Conner and T-101 in "Terminator 2"
"Can you fly, Bobbie?" - Clarence Bodicker
"Can you fly?" "No." - The TICK
"Can you get a transporter lock on him?" Kira
"Can you get drunk on a grape Nehi?" Radar "Let's find out." Hawk
"Can you get the sub-plot off the road?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Can you get the view screen operational?" Janeway
"Can you give me body lice?" -- Joel Robinson
"Can you give me the coordinates of their home world?" - Ivanova
"Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"Can you handle all the possibilities of you life... at once?"
"Can you hear me through this sieve?" was Tom's strained query.
"Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom?"
"Can you hear me? Listen. A dead man visits you." - The Crow
"Can you help him?" Kirk
"Can you help me to understand you?" - Kosh to Sheridan
"Can you imagine 1,000 cats agreeing to do *anything*?"
"Can you imagine the silence if everyone said only what he knows?"
"Can you lock onto the exocomps?" - Data
"Can you make change for a fifty?"
"Can you make up a sonnet...or a dirty limerick? --Selina Kyle
"Can you name two pronouns?" "Who, me?"
"Can you pick up `LA Law' in that thing?" -- Skimmer
"Can you read music?" Tom asked notably.
"Can you read music?" Tom, the bandleader, asked notably.
"Can you read music?" the bandleader asked notably. -Tom Swifty
"Can you say `cardiac arrest', boys and girls?" -- Parker Lewis
"Can you say as-sim-i-late? I can..." Mr Rogers of Borg
"Can you say, 'Demogorgon?' Sure you can..."
"Can you say, 'Kalashnikov?' Sure you can!"
"Can you see two big clamps?" - Picard
"Can you see yourselves with any of those names?" Kes "No." Doctor
"Can you spell Enterprise?" -- Classroom Computer
"Can you spell ROFL? R-O-" "Computah, delete aaaudio."--Troy H. Cheek
"Can you stand up? I do believe it's working, good" -Floyd
"Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?" -Pink Floyd
"Can you tell me the location of the Nuclear Wessles?" -- Chekov
"Can you tell us why we're here?" Janeway
"Can you walk?" "I'll bloody well walk out of here!"
"Can your hair grow?" Bashir to Data
"Can't ANYBODY remember to turn off the Emergency Holographic Doctor?"
"Can't Do Plaid..." -Crusading Chameleon
"Can't I enjoy a little misery in peace?" -- Frank Burns
"Can't I have just a LITTLE bit if sin???"
"Can't be *very* intelligent. Look what they're flying." -- Crow
"Can't cut it out! It'll grow right back!" --Rafiki
"Can't do it, Captain." Kim
"Can't face life on a razor's edge,"
"Can't find them anywhere." La Forge
"Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies.."
"Can't leave you alone for a minute can I." -- Al Calavicci
"Can't make the scene if you don't have the green!" The Mask
"Can't play guitar while Rome is burning."
"Can't rain all the time" -- The Crow
"Can't sit back in your easy chair..."
"Can't solve the problem? Pass a law!" -- U.S. Congress
"Can't stand still while the earth is turning."
"Can't stop what is coming. Can't stop what is on it's way" - T. Amos
"Can't take cover 'til the coast is clear..."
"Can't talk, see Flanders, later sex."
"Can't tell if this is true or dream." -Metallica
"Can't the replicator turn out a decent cup of coffee?" -- Everyone
"Can't trim the food without cooking the tree!" -Ranma
"Can't trust a monkey with a gun" -- Crow T. Robot
"Can't wait to get my hands on those pesky robots!" -- Joel
"Can't we all just be Terrans?"--Jim Mooney
"Can't we all just get along?" Sheriff Buck
"Can't we find the minds to bring us closer to the heart" -RUSH
"Can't we fit him with a set of artificial lungs?" Janeway
"Can't we just try to have a good time?" - Sito
"Can't we play something else?" - Hobbes
"Can't you be serious about anything, Mindweb?" "Not a chance!"
"Can't you get it right? Loot, Pillage, THEN Burn!"
"Can't you read what people are in their faces?" Angela Lansbury
"Can't you see I'm cramming for an exam?" Tom asked testily.
"Can't you turn into a bird and fly us outta here?" --Voyager
"Can't you turn yourself into a bird and fly us out of here?" - Paris
"Can't... Do... Plaid..." - Crusading Chameleon
"Canada 7 games to 1." Mark Mulvoy, Sports Illustrated.
"Canada is not a real country." - Lucien Bouchard.
"Cancel the order. We'll take the patient." -- Trapper
"Candle-Vaulting" - By Jack B. Nimble
"Candy Cave and her Romanian cousin, Sucrose Spelunker!" -- Servo
"Candygram for Mongo." "Mongo LIKE candy!"
"Candygram" "You can`t fool me, you`re that land shark!"
"Cannibal Stewardess Vixens Unchained."
"Cannibal Women in the Avacado Jungle of Death"
"Canola oil is for _cooking_??" Duckman
"Canst thou by searching find out God?" -- Job 11:7
"Cant' you turn into a bird and fly us out?" -Paris to Chakotay
"Cap'n, is somethin' wrong wi' yuir chair?" - Scotty
"Cap'n, she's only a 2400, she canna take 1650 cps!" - Scotty
"Cap'n, we're at 1700 CPS. The UARTs canna take any more!"
"Cap'n, you canna break the laws of physics!"
"Capiche?" -- Tom Servo
"Capital as such is not evil; it is its wrong use that is evil." -Ghandi
"Capt'n! The spellchecker kinnae take this abuse!"
"Captain ... one .. harmless ... little ... Tribble?" - Cyrano Jones
"Captain Howdy will show me the way." -- Tom Servo
"Captain Kirk to Enterprise: four to upload"
"Captain Kirk, meet my father. He's Dad, Jim." -- McCoy
"Captain Kirk, would you like to give the word to get underway?"
"Captain Kirk." Amanda "Our pleasure, madam." Kirk
"Captain Kirks log stardate 20329.23992840284.283048208402840380.2840
"Captain Napalm! Protector of the American Way!" -C&H
"Captain Pican, the wackiest nut in the Galaxy"-J.Frakes
"Captain Picard, I have a clever plan!" - Ensign Baldrick
"Captain Picard, I have a cunning plan!" -Ensign Baldrick
"Captain Picard, I must protest! I am NOT a Merry Man!" Worf
"Captain Sensitive on the job here." -- Tom Servo
"Captain Sisko's dead." O'Brien-2
"Captain Trips, you wanna give it a rest?" -- Mike Nelson
"Captain of the Enterprise, huh?" Kirk "That's right." Picard
"Captain on the bridge. (translation: Get off your butts.)"
"Captain on the bridge." - Data
"Captain please, not in front of the Klingons" Spock
"Captain we're at 3946 CPS. The UARTs canna take much more!"
"Captain! A Klinkon Sheep! An Enema Wessel!" - Chekov
"Captain! Here's a trick I haven't shown you before." - Chakotay
"Captain! I am sensing something painfully obvious." - Troi
"Captain! I sense millions of minds staring at my cleavage!"--Troi
"Captain! Romulan Warbird decloak%^#%@#$%& NO CARRIER
"Captain! The Intrepid! It just...died!" Spock
"Captain! The UARTs kenna' take these speeds!"
"Captain! The spell checker kinna take this much abuse!!"
"Captain! The stars...are gone!" Chekov
"Captain! The tricorder isn't listening to me!" - Worf
"Captain! You're alive!" "The night's young!"
"Captain!" -Ramirez/Babylon 5
"Captain!" Ramirez
"Captain!? Commander!? Can we talk?" Londo
"Captain", "Yes Spock?", "I think she's hot for you, Captain"
"Captain's Log, Stardate 12:00, 12:00, 12:00..."
"Captain, I am sensin' menacin' background music. Cheeeiit..."
"Captain, I am sensing menacing background music..."
"Captain, I believe I have found the cause of the power surge." - Data
"Captain, I believe that we have lost our sex appeal." LT. Tuvok
"Captain, I believe there's an energy source in the liver of the cloud."
"Captain, I believe we have lost our sex appeal." Tuvok
"Captain, I believe your friend Stinky has arrived" - Ivanova
"Captain, I belive your friend `stinky' has arived." - Susan
"Captain, I can see that you do not understand us." Ayelborne
"Captain, I didn't know Human women were so fragile." -- Worf
"Captain, I do not make this request lightly." Spock
"Captain, I don't know how much longer I can hold her together!" Scott
"Captain, I don't know what's going on." Ro
"Captain, I don't know who to trust anymore." - Ensign Ro
"Captain, I don't see how that could be!" McCoy
"Captain, I don't think we're alone." Paris
"Captain, I fail to understand how he failed to recognize us." Spock
"Captain, I hope you realize what you've done to us." T'Jon
"Captain, I know what I know." Spock
"Captain, I must have some platinum." Spock
"Captain, I need to kill someone." -Worf
"Captain, I never will understand Humans." Spock
"Captain, I protest. I am NOT a merry man!" - Worf
"Captain, I see no reason to stand here and be insulted." Spock
"Captain, I sense a million minds staring at my cleavage"
"Captain, I sense an imminent commercial break." -Troi
"Captain, I sense he is staring at my cleavage!" - D. Troi
"Captain, I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavag
"Captain, I sense millions of minds staring at my body." - Troi
"Captain, I sense millions of minds...staring at my cleavage!" - Troi
"Captain, I sense...Chocolate!" -- Troi
"Captain, I sense...great bluffing."--O'Brien
"Captain, I think I'm going to like Argelia." Scott
"Captain, I thought you might find this interesting." Spock
"Captain, I want to apologise." Torres
"Captain, I'm sensing hostility or lust; I'm not sure which..." -Troi
"Captain, I'm sorry I ate the Lieutenant.
"Captain, I'm working as fast as I can!" Scott
"Captain, Jennette Owen is hailing All."
"Captain, Permission to hook up blender attachments to Mr
"Captain, Rita Taylor is hailing All."
"Captain, We Are Being Hailed." "Quick Get My Umbrella!"
"Captain, Wesley has been fiddling with the CONFIG.SYS again!" - Geordi
"Captain, Why not give the Borg Windows 3.1?" -Worf
"Captain, a Klingon does *not* play Tetris." * Worf
"Captain, a Klingon does NOT play tetris."
"Captain, a bit more elacrity if you please." Spock
"Captain, another ship is decloaking." - Data
"Captain, another ship is decloaking....It's the Enterprise"--Data
"Captain, any action we take.will affect the balance of power."-Tovek
"Captain, are you quite all right?" Spock
"Captain, as my final duty as acting captain I order you to bed."
"Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."-Leia
"Captain, could I play some jazz?" "Make it soul, number one..."
"Captain, could I play some jazz?" -- "Make it soul, No. 1"
"Captain, exactly how much cleavage will they allow?" - Troi
"Captain, he's hiding something in his pants." * Troi
"Captain, he's up to something." O'Brien
"Captain, is something wrong with your chair?" - Scotty, "Generations"
"Captain, it's a trick. I can handle them. I have an army!" Kor
"Captain, life is not a dream." - Spock
"Captain, may I speak to you alone?" Data
"Captain, one little tribble isn't harmful!" Cyrano Jones
"Captain, perhaps you should appear to enjoy your soup." - Data
"Captain, please! Not in front of the Klingons." - Spock, STV.
"Captain, please. Not in front of the Klingons."
"Captain, please. Not in front of the Klingons." -Spock, ST:V
"Captain, please. Not in front of the Klingons."
"Captain, something is beaming aboard this vessel." Spock
"Captain, that thing only feeds on blood!" Garrovick
"Captain, that thing's a...giant hand!" Sulu
"Captain, the Borg is still unconscious." Worf
"Captain, the Engines here. Scotty canna take much more of this."
"Captain, the Pentium scanners report there are 1.0000563 Klingons!"
"Captain, the alien ship has changed course and speed." Chekov
"Captain, the alien wessel is moving closer." Chekov
"Captain, the computer is reporting that Elvis is on deck 11."
"Captain, the dilithium crystals are completely destroyed!"
"Captain, the level of tension onboard is rising." - Troi
"Captain, the stars are gone!" "Get off the Viewscreen controls, Chekov
"Captain, there be raptors here" &^@$#%* NO CARRIER
"Captain, there be whales here!" "Scotty, dammit, that's a mirror!"
"Captain, there be whales here." "Scotty, that's just a mirror"
"Captain, there's something out there."
"Captain, this *may* be a trap." Neelix
"Captain, this tribble is dead." Spock
"Captain, we are being watched." Spock
"Captain, we are no longer orbiting Triacus." Spock
"Captain, we are receiving 285,000 hails!" (Parallels)
"Captain, we are receiving 285,000 hails." - Lt. Wesley Crusher
"Captain, we don't have any torpedoes." Demora Sulu
"Captain, we found a robot tailor." "Make it sew!"
"Captain, we will not be silent!" - Sam Neil's character in "The Hunt for Red October"
"Captain, we'll get too close to the sun." Scott
"Captain, we're approaching the coordinates of the wormhole." Paris
"Captain, we're being hailed." "I know. That weather's terrible!
"Captain, we're out of Columbian coffee." -- Tom Servo
"Captain, we're out of Earl Gray tea." - Ship does a 180
"Captain, we're out of Earl Gray." "Bridge, course 180!"
"Captain, we're out of torpedoes!" "Use the writers!!"
"Captain, we've found a robot tailor." "Make it sew!"
"Captain, we've got him back. The Romulan." Kim
"Captain, we've lost the subspace message." "Damn V-chip again!"
"Captain, what is all this??" Scott
"Captain, why do our phasers look like dustbusters?"
"Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows '95?" - Worf
"Captain, why not just give the Borg a 286 and Windows NT
"Captain, you almost make me believe in luck." Spock
"Captain, you are aware of the Biblical story of Genesis?" Spock
"Captain, you require sleep." Tuvok
"Captain, you're alive!" Rom-2
"Captain, your transplant isn't complete yet", said the doctor half-hear
"Captain. I did not plan to eavsdrop." Spock
"Captain. I have a favor to ask." Data
"Captain. One. Harmless. Little. Tribble." - Cyrano Jones
"Captain. Tools. For finely detailed work." Spock
"Captain. Why would I aim at such a structure?" Spock on barns
"Captain." Data "Bridge." Picard
"Captain... one harmless little tribble?" -- Cyrano Jones
"Captain: Engines here. Scotty can't take much more!"
"Captain? Captain? Captain?" Spock
"Captain? Is there something wrong with your chair?"-Scotty to Kirk
"Captain? Are you all right? Jim? JIM??!!" Spock
"Captain? Captain Kirk?" Scott "Yes." Kirk
"Captainone harmless little tribble?" -- Cyrano Jones
"Captains Log Supplemental: The Enterprise is spiralling down" - Kirk
"Captains don't give majors orders." -- Maj. Frank Burns
"Capture it? I don't remember giving any such order." Kirk
"Car Repairs" - By Axel Grease
"Car phone answering machine: 'Hi, I'm home right now...'" - S. Wright
"Car" - Mother of Carnivals, Charms and Letters.
"Cardassian humor escapes me." Odo
"Cardassian rule was oppressive, but it was simple." -- Odo
"Cardassians don't believe in luck, Doctor." Garak
"Cardinal Fang! Fetch... the comfy chair!"
"Cardinal Fang! Fetch... the comfy chair!" - Monty Python
"Cardinal Fang! Fetch...the comfy chair!"
"Cardiostimulate." McCoy
"Care For A Chop?" - By Marsha Larts
"Care for a Jelly Baby?" -- The Doctor
"Care for a shrimp cocktail?" "No thanks, I don't drink."
"Care for another glass of checkers?" -- Hawkeye
"Care for some pudding?" said Tom hastily.
"Care keeps his watch in every old man's eye." - Shakespeare
"Care? ME!? I send bad checks to Sally Struthers!"--Rod Foremski
"Career set to off." -- Tom Servo
"Careful Chum! I don't like the look of these prickly succulents."
"Careful planning is the key to safe and swift travel." ULYSSES
"Careful with that power saw," said Tom disarmingly.
"Careful! She knees groins!" -- Tom Servo
"Careful, Pietro! See how his eyes are blazing with hatred!" - Wanda
"Careful, Smithers, that sponge has corners, you know" - Monty Burns
"Careful, Smithers, that sponge has corners, you know."
"Careful, that's hot." O'Brien to Keiko
"Careful, we don't want to learn from this." - Calvin
"Careful. I got hips like Watersford Crystal..." -- Crow
"Careful. We don't want to learn anything from this" Calvin
"Careful. We don't want to learn from this." - Calvin
"Careful. I got hips like Watersford Crystal" -- Crow
"Careful; these guys are trained cable-installers!" -- Tom Servo
"Carman Miranda's Ghost is haunting Space Station 3..." -Leslie Fish
"Carmen" lovers have "Show him the door!"-gasms.
"Carnivores! Oy!" --Timon
"Carousel had more beatniks than this!" -- Tom Servo
"Carpe Diem" does _not_ mean "complain daily."
"Carpe diem/Seize the Day!" -Robin Williams
"Carrey is the senior officer in Engineering." Janeway
"Carry on." Janeway
"Cartoons now just suck!" - Beavis
"Case dismissed. Rusty, take these two out back and shoot them"
"Cash or credit?" -- Quark
"Cashew?" "Bless you!"
"Cashew?" "Gesundheit!"
"Cast in this unlikely role, ill-equipped to act.": Rush
"Cast off the shoes! Follow the gourd!"
"Cast thy bread upon the waters, for thalt shall find it..."
"Castigir is gone... now only you and I remain..." -- The Kurgan
"Casting bread upon the waters, my son?" -- Father Mulcahy
"Casting the Nets to Creativity" - biGFish Productions
"Castles are burning in my heart." -- Tori Amos
"Castles are burning in my heart." -- Tori Amos
"Casual drug users ought to be taken out and shot." Daryl Gates
"Cat commits suicide, shot in head 9 times" say police.
"Cat got your your voice sequencer?" -- Joel Robinson
"Cat in the Bed" by Claude Balls
"Cat! You're so gullible!" -- Lister
"Cat-A-Comb" a Salon for Cats--it's a "Cat=Meow!"
"Cat-A-Lan" a network of Cats--it's the "Cats-Meow!"
"Cat-Birds" will watch your *Bird* for you --it's a "Cats-Meow!"
"Cat-Fight" Blonde meets Redhead--it's a "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
"Cat-Fights" have more class than Dog fights--it's a "Cats-Meow!"
"Cat-Scan"...a way too find your *Bird*
"Cat-Tags" can be a nice way to go--they're habit forming!
"Cat-Walk" a place to show--buns & boobs--it's the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
"Cat-a-Lan" a network of Cats--they're the "Cats-Meoowww!"
"Cat-ty" Two blondes talking about a brunette
"Cat." -- Ross, "Friends"
"Catch The Wave" New Coke - 1986
"Catch the mist, Catch the myth " Tom Sawyer
"Catch the mystery, catch the drift" Tom Saywer
"Catching Butterflies" By Annette Andajarr
"Caterpillars come and go, but this one's got TALENT!" Cary Grant
"Catfish! Plot us a course back to the garage! I got work to do..."
"Catpain, Ambassador Sarek and his wife ARE my parents."
"Cats are around to remind us why we need opposable thumbs."
"Cats are independent, by which I mean smart." - D. Barry
"Cats don't need any excuses..."
"Cats rule and dogs drool!" Sassy
"Cats" - by Ann Gora
"Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Cats, the finest doggie chew toy money can buy"
"Cats-Tags" can be a nice way to go--they're habit forming!
"Caught In The Middle" -- Dio
"Cause I wanna find what lies behind those eyes" -Floyd
"Cause Of Death Undetermined For Beheading Victim."
"Cause ya can't... ya won't and ya don't stop..." -Beastie Boys
"Caution can never be overused." -- Red Alert
"Caution is one thing and wavering is another." -- Strider
"Cavorting about like that isn't proper behavior" - Picard
"Cavorting really makes you lose your electrolytes." -- Joel
"Ceasar of the stars. And Cleopatra to worship him." Leonore Kalrdian
"Cease, gunslinger. Strike your camp and turn west." - Oracle
"Cease, in the name of everything that does not suck!" - Butt-Head
"Celebrating the death of JFK 20 years ago." -- Larry King [11-22-93]
"Celibacy is not hereditary." -- Goden
"Celine Dion", said Paul, as he began transferring his taglines to
"Cemetary furnishings by Jiffy Tune!" -- Crow T. Robot
"CenTex Genealogy Connection" Waco, Texas We Are On The Hunt!!!
"Censorship reflects a society's lack of confidence in itself."
"Censorship" is a term pertaining only to governmental action.
"Central casting sent over a family..." -- Tom Servo
"Cerberus. We've been down this road before." Hercules
"Cereal killer arrested over deaths of Snap, Crackle and Pop!"
"Cerebus doesn't need =you= for a guide." <Bloop> [Darkness]
"Certain conditions," means when it's running.
"Certain things shouldn't be moved." - Murray Teigh Bloom
"Certain you don't know what irritation is?" - Kirk
"Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you." - Heinlein
"Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you." - Lazarus Long
"Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you." -- RAH
"Certainly the game is rigged." -- Heinlein
"Certainly we are interested in more than wealth." -- Ty, Giovanni
"Certainly, my son." - Wakko Warner
"Certainly, my son." -- Wakko
"Certainly, no sense in going off half cocked." - 007 (L.A.L.D.)
"Certainly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban."
"Certified new shop. We promise *not* recycled." -- Mike Nelson
"Cestus III has been destroyed." Kirk
"Cha-CHING!!! YES! YES! YES!" {EG}
"Chad, what's 2+2?" "That's easy! Square Root of 16!"
"Chag Sameach." [Happy Holiday] - Hebrew
"Challenging roof ahead!" <jump> "...DOG!!" - The Tick
"Chance is the crucial refuge of the will." --Yukio Mishima
"Change for the machines". <Synners, Pat Cadigan>
"Change is at the heart of what you are." - Q
"Change is inevitable." -- Disraeli
"Change is not only inevitable, it is necessary." -- Zappa
"Change is the essential process of all existence." - Spock
"Change it! Change it, Butthead!! This sucks!! This Sucks
"Change it, Butt-Head!! This sucks!! This Sucks!!!" - Beavis
"Change it, Butthead!" - "No way suffer, dude!"
"Change returns success... going and coming without error" -Pink Floyd
"Change returns successgoing and coming without error."
"Change the clarinet to an oboe." - Picard
"Change the gravitational constant of the universe." - Q
"Change, my dear. And it seems not a moment too soon!"
"Changed a tire without a license, eh?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Chantilly lace?" Scully "You KNOW what I like!" Mulder
"Chaos in the universe always increases." -- The General Law
"Chaos often breeds life when order breeds habit. - Henry Brooks Adams
"Character is what you are in the dark!" <John Worfin>
"Character is what you are in the dark."-Vampires
"Charge defense grids, screens to maximum! - Lt Cmdr. Laural Takashima"
"Charity begins at home." At about 6:30, when they call you and interrupt your dinner. --Crabby Road
"Charity sucks." -Butt-Head
"Charles Dickens with 2 K's, the well-known Dutch author."
"Charles likes people to see his brain"
"Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen; Shrink to the size of a lima bean."
"Charlie Weaver, pornographer." -- Mike Nelson
"Charm is a group of goldfish stupid!, what school did YOU go to?"
"Charmed, I'm sure." -- Quark
"Charmed, I'm sure." -- Quark
"Charon and the Lords of Death kept the Darkness in check..."
"Charon is gone, and the Lords fight amongst themselves."
"Charron"? That's a wimp name ! I think I can take this guy.
"Chastity is the most peculiar of all the sexual aberrations."
"Chat? *HERE*? Bwhahahahahahahahahahah@%^#$@&% NO CARRIER
"Cheap mail order jewels!" -Dr. Fred
"Cheap plot devices? WHERE?"--Trek Writer, WTNE
"Cheap shot... but it felt good!" - Throttle
"Cheap! Cheap! Really cheap!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Cheaper Than IBM" By P.C. Clone
"Cheating is bad. Richard Basehart is good" -- Gypsy
"Check again Mr. Dallas... you're sure you're still breathing?" - Bloom
"Check it out Beavis, it's one of those laboratory retrievers!"
"Check it out. There's something cool coming up." - Butt-Head
"Check out Elmer over there. Elmer as in Fudd." -- Freebooter
"Check out my butt!" - Beavis
"Check the Hiesenberg compensators." O'Brien
"Check the kid's bag, Arsenal... he might have a weapon."
"Check the naviagation log. Confirm our postion." Janeway
"Check the tailpipe," Tom said exhaustively
"Check this out, guys! It's my brain!" -- Mudslide
"Check your gun at the door, Festus." -- Joel Robinson
"Cheer up. Things could be worse." - Gen. George A. Custer
"Cheetah Girls: The Movie", premieres August 2003 on the Disney Channel
"Cheetahs never prosper." -- Zazu
"Cheetahs never prosper." -- Zazu
"Chekov wanted to, but I held him back." Scott
"Chekov, take over Spock's scanners." Kirk
"Chengo Reinhart tunes up his guitar." -- Tom Servo
"Cheops Law: Nothing EVER gets built on time or within budget."
"Cher"ware - you have to send in proof of a tattoo.
"Cherchez la femmes." -- Dumas
"Cherry Float": A virgin in the swimming pool?
"Cheryl, you stand between Ella & Pauline," interposed the photographer.
"Chesire? I don't think so. Minsk, perhaps." Chekov
"Chess is an ancient game, played by warriors." - Duncan MacLeod
"Chess is everything - art, science, and sport" - A Karpov
"Chess is not for timid souls." - Wilhelm Steinitz
"Chess is the art of battle for the victorious battle of
"Chew electronic death, you snarling cur!" - Calvin
"Chewbacca's Welding Co.: We break it, YOU fix it!"
"Chewie and I will take care of this. You stay here." - Han Solo
"Chewie, take the professor in the back."
"Chicago, Windows 4.0, Windows 95"?!?!?!?"
"Chicken soup is our only chance for survival!" The Tick
"Chicken! Chicken!" --The Black Knight
"Chicken! Chicken!" --Monty Python
"Chicks LOVE Big Ducks!"
"Chief Inspector Tuvok leaves no stone unturned." Chakotay
"Chief O'Brien's people can help you with that." - Sisko
"Chief! Do you have them?! They're not here!" Riker
"Chief, wait!" - Kira "When?!" - O'Brien
"Chief, what the hell happened?" - Sisko
"Chief, what's wrong?" Sisko "We're got a new problem, sir." O'Brien
"Chief. What happened?" Bashir
"Child of a messy divorce on runway two..." -- Tom Servo
"Child-like" and "childish" are totally different concepts.
"Childhood is for spoiling adulthood." - Calvin
"Childhood is short and maturity is forever" - Calvin
"Childhood is so disillusioning." - - Calvin
"Childhood is the kingdom where no on dies" - Edna St. Vi
"Children are NOT allowed on the bridge!" - Picard
"Children are a lot older these days!"
"Children are meant to unfold, not to mold". Chip Griffin
"Children can be queer about their animals." - Into the Woods
"Children have to grow up." Janeway
"Children of the night. What music they make." Bela Lugosi
"Children of the night... Shut-Up!" - Count Dracula
"Children of the night... shut up!" -Dracula
"Children of the nightSHUT UP!" - Dracula
"Children, the times they are a-becoming quite different." - Skinner
"Children? What are you talking about?" - O'Brien
"Chill is the air cold as steel tonight..."- Metallica
"Chill out! I'm just here for your hamster." - Death
"Chimp Sorbet!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Chimp children... Yard apes..." -- Crow T. Robot
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. " C. De Gaulle
"Chip on your shoulder, Data?" "No sir, IN my shoulder."
"Chipmunks roasting on an open fire..."
"Chips"
"Chiun, you're incredible." "No, I am better than that!"
"Chivalry is only reasonably dead." George Bush
"Chocolate is a serious thing!" - Counselor Troi
"Chocolate is a serious thing!" - D. Troi
"Chocolate is a serious thing!" -- Counselor Troi
"Chocolate is a serious thing." -- Troi
"Chocolate is irrelevant!" Oh, oh! The Borg got to Troi!
"Chocolate is serious business." -- Counselor Troi
"Chocolate is serious business." -- Troi
"Chocolate trilobite?" - Arthur's Sister, Dot [The Tick]
"Chocolate, champagne, a large waterbed, and thou..."
"Choice is irrelevant." - Locutus of Pepsi
"Choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep..."
"Choke on that you flea bag!" - Flash makes a kill
"Choking is cool man, he hu huh huh..." -- Beavis
"Choose one myself? ME?" - The Doctor
"Chop chop!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Chopped Cabbage; not just a good idea, it's the SLAW!! "
"Chris rescued me." Dax
"Chris, was that really you on the screen?" "<beep>"
"Chris, was that really you on the screen?" Kirk
"Chris. Do you want to go there?" Kirk "<beep>" Pike
"Christ died for our sins, so let's not disappoint him"
"Christ is cool!" --Beavis
"Christ! There are raptors free in the park!" - Muldoon
"Christ!", Muldoon said. "There are raptors free in the park."
"Christianity broke the heart of the world, and mended it."
"Christianity has made of death a terror." - Ouida
"Christianity is not my religion." - A. Lincoln
"Christianity taught that love is worth more than intelligence."
"Christianity v. Paganism" is a lot like "Vanilla v. Chocolate."
"Christmas is so Republican." - Binkley
"Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind." Edmund Gwenn
"Christmas or nayah saal mubarak." - Urdu/Pakistan Christmas
"Christopher Robbins was a twit." Pooh
"Christopher" is not a Borg identification, you are now 1 of 1.
"Chrome wasn't built in a day" -'The Bullwinkle Show'
"Chu'c mu+`ng Gia'ng Sinh va` na(m mo+'i." - Vietnamese Christmas
"ChuS'ugh."--Worf "Did you just sneeze?"--Stone
"Chuck, it's because of physics..." -- Tom Servo
"Ciao, America!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Warner
"Ciao, America!" -- Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
"Ciao, America!" -- Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Ciao-a-bunga!"
"Cigarette? No?" - The Mask
"Circular logic will only get you dizzy."
"Circular logic will only make you dizzy, Doctor."
"Circumsize Hillary; kick Bill in the chin?"
"Circumstances can force your hand, so think ahead!" -- Heinlein
"Circumstances can force your hand. So think ahead!" - Lazarus Long
"Circumstances? I make circumstances!" -- Napoleon
"Cities: places you go to NOT do things."
"City Morgue--you kill 'em, we chill 'em; you stab 'em, we slab 'em!"
"City Prostitution Dept. You lust 'em, we bust 'em."
"City abortion clinic - no fetus can beat us!"
"City guard again Finieous?!" -- Fred
"City! On! Fire!" -- Tom Servo
"Civil servant is semantically equal to civil master." -- RAH
"Civil servant" is semantically equal to "civil master." L. Long
"Civilians." - Lt. Cm. Susan Ivanova.
"Civilization as we know it is at an end!" RoboCop
"Civilization began in this little pile of goo!" Q, StarTrek
"Civilize me!" -Rush
"Clairol Christians:" only the LORD knows for sure!
"Clamp that artery. It's bleeding against orders." -- Trapper
"Clap on! Clap off! Clap on, clap off... show's over." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Clap on, clap offshow's over." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Clap on. Clap off! Clap on. Clap off! Clap on...the show's over."
"Clark Kent is who I am. Superman is what I DO."
"Class of 2112!"
"Classic Groceries" - By Chopin Liszt
"Classic Repost", said Tom Arkhit as he tried to install Windows
"Classic case of boy meets girl..Moving in the same direction" - Amy
"Classic: A book which people praise and don't read." - Mark Twain
"Classical? Contemporary?" "JAZZ." "Ah."
"Claudia Schiffer, we salute you! SCHWING!!" --Wayne & Garth
"Claudia Schiffer, we salute you! SCHWING!"
"Clavin, what state do you live in?" "Denial" "I believe it" - Calvin
"Clay looks better in a sweater washed in Woolite..." -- TV's Frank
"Clay! I didn't mean to make you undead!" -- TV's Frank
"Clay! There are girls here! Actual girls!" -- TV's Frank
"Clay! Where are your fine washables?" -- TV's Frank
"Clay! I didn't mean to make you undead!" -- TV's Frank
"Clay! There are girls here! Actual girls!" -- TV's Frank
"Clay! Where are your fine washables?" -- TV's Frank
"Clay, have you seen my X-Men #354?" -- TV's Frank
"Clean it up. Now." Quark
"Clean miss, sir." Chekov
"Clear conscience" - Translation: bad memory
"Clear the Cargo Bay, Scotty's beaming up"
"Clear your mind of everything in it . . . if there's anything there."
"Clear your mind...if there's anything there..."--Odo
"Clear!" yelled Pooh, and 100,000 volts surged through Kanga
"Clear?" - Holly. "No." - Lister. "Tough." - Holly
"Clergy were the dispensers of salvation." --SB "What kind of dispensers? PEZ? Take salvation out of your clergyman's neck!" --Larry
"Cleveland? Yes, I spent a week there one day."
"Clever is as clever does, toots." - Aahz
"Clever lad. Charming story." -- Garek
"Clever. Hardly original, but clever." -- Garak
"Climate is what we expect. Weather id what we get."
"Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get." - Heinlein
"Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get." - Lazarus Long
"Climb into the 50 ft. Ann Margaret..." -- Mike Nelson
"Clint Far-Eastwood..." -- Joel Robinson
"Clint Howard!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Clinton 21st Century Bridge" Car Poolers beware: Kennedy is driving!
"Clinton and truth seldom intersect" - B. Novak.
"Clinton got his economic policies in The Soviet Union" : Limbaugh
"Clinton promises to spread the pain" - Jim Miklashevski, NBC News
"Clinton's Marines are looking for a few GOOD women!"
"Clinton, and Gore - Out in Four!"
"Clinton, if you didn't inhale, what killed your brain?" - CSU student
"Clockwork Toy" -- Loudness
"Cloning is precise science, that's why I ude the Clonerizer."
"Cloning" - by Ima Dubble
"Close Encounters of the Sandy Frank Kind!" -- Tom Servo
"Close only counts in horseshoes & lemonade, or something." -Butthead
"Close the Hexfield!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Close the blast doors!" {SLAM} "Open the blast doors!" - Trooper
"Close the door, I'm dressing!" - Mayonnaise
"Close the fridge door, I'm dressing!" cried the mayonnaise.
"Close the hatch! We're being invaded by bugs!" said Tom importantly.
"Close to retirement?" Kirk "I hadn't planned on it." Picard
"Close your Bhudda before striking." -- Crow T. Robot
"Close your eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams!" - The Phantom
"Close your eyes, count to ten and see the sunrise rise"
"Close your eyes, let your spirit start to soar..." - The Phantom
"Close your eyes. Close your eyes." Q to Amanda Rogers
"Close your eyes. What do you hear?" - Master Po to young Peter
"Closer please... closer..." -- Hannibal Lector
"Clothing is irrelevant!" - Sharon Stone of Borg
"Clown Suits by Bargain Clown of Hollywood"
"Clown limousines..." -- Mike Nelson
"Clu Gulager and Yvonne Goolagong." -- Tom Servo
"Clu Gulager is Gilligan in Gulliver's Travels!" -- Mike Nelson
"Club Win95 Users" usenet newsgroup: comp.ms.lemmings.over.cliff
"Cluck, Cluck Cluck, Cluck" -The Tick
"Cluck, cluck, cluck number one." "Cluck this Picard!"
"Cmdr. I'm puzzled by your reaction to Gaitch." Delenn
"Coal." Spock, 'Arena'
"Coca-Cola 50 Million Times a Day" - 1955
"Coca-Cola : 6,000,000 Drinks a day..." -1900
"Coca-Cola : Around the Corner from Everywhere." - 1923
"Coca-Cola : Easy To Buy, Easy To Carry, Easy To Keep On Ice" -1929
"Coca-Cola : The Pause That Refreshes." - 1929
"Coca-Cola : Within an Arms Reach of Desire." - 1924
"Coca-Cola : World And Friend" - 1950
"Coca-Cola : You Can Trust It's Quality" - 1933
"Coca-Cola Delicious and Refreshing -1893
"Coca-Cola Quenches Thirst" -1900
"Coca-Cola The Year 'Round Drink" -1893
"Cocaine is God's way of saying to make too much god damned money."
"Cocaine is God's way of saying you make too much money." - Williams
"Cockamamie" is a word that comes to mind.
"Cockroach!" -- Tom Servo
"Coconut milk. Young coconuts must love it." Walter Ekland
"Code 1 Emergency! That's a disaster call!" Chekov
"Code Green, all's well, Kirk out." Kirk
"Code. Zero. Zero. Zero. Destruct. Zero." - Kirk
"Codename: Bobby Goldsboro-Hair!" -- Tom Servo
"Codename: Cubic Zirconium-Head!" -- Mike Nelson
"Codename: Diamond Head-Cold!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Codename: Grand Torino!" -- Mike Nelson
"Codename: Interruptus!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Codename: Receding!" -- Tom Servo
"Codename: Bobby Goldsboro-Hair!" -- Tom Servo
"Codename: Cubic Zirconium-Head!" -- Mike Nelson
"Codename: Diamond Head-Cold!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Codename: Grand Torino!" -- Mike Nelson
"Codename: Interruptus!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Codename: Receding!" -- Tom Servo
"Coffee affects your hearing." - "Could you repeat that, please?"
"Coffee is *not* supposed to be a *solid*." Maj. Winchester
"Coffee is not for kids" Bart on the blackboard
"Coffee is not for kids." - Bart's Board
"Coffee is not supposed to be a *solid*." -- Winchester
"Coffee table? Purchased with the souls of young girls." -- Servo
"Coffee's a major plot point..." -- Mike Nelson
"Coffee, Jamaican blend, double-strong, double-sweet." -- O'Brien
"Coffee, black and strong." -- Agent Cooper
"Coffee, tea, monster... coffee, tea, monster..." - Dot Warner
"Coffee, tea, monstercoffee, tea, monster..." -Dot
"Coffee, two sugars, cream... and aspirin." -- Sinclair
"Cogito Ergo Oink: I think, therefore I ham." -- Shatner
"Cogito Ergo Windows" - "I think therefore icon."
"Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong." -- Blair Houghton
"Cogito, Ergo, Oink: I think, therefore I ham." - Shatner
"Coincidences are spiritual puns." -- Chesterton
"Coitus interruptus, ergo no c_m."
"Coke Belongs To You" New Coke - 1985
"Coke adds life." - 1980
"Coke is it!" - 1981
"Cokeologists..." - 1986 New Coke
"Col. Potter would like to address the personnel personally." -- Radar
"Coleman Francis is Curly Howard in The Fugitive!" -- Mike Nelson
"Coleman Francis makes a terrific stewardess!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Collaborators. Not even the Ferengi would do that." -- Odo
"Collar and chains?" - Dire Wolf
"Collateral damage is good for you!" -- Iceberg
"College Athletics" - by Nancy Dubblelay
"College isn't the place to go for ideas." - Hellen Keller
"College nothing, I'm goin' to Vegas!!" - Skippy Squirrel
"Colloquially expressed, but essentially correct." Spock
"Colonel Blair will be reduced to a pile of entrails.." - Thrakhath
"Colonel Moamar Khadafy action figures!" -- Tom Servo
"Colonel North, may we borrow your shredder?" - Hillary Clinton
"Colonel North, we'd like our shredders back." - Hillary Clinton
"Colonel. Kick the little twerp's ass." - Eisen
"Colonel? Or should I call you Houdini?" - Rollins
"Colonels don't know their brass from their elbows." -- Col. Potter
"Colorless green ideas sleep furiously." --Noam Chomsky
"Colossus and his impeccable sense of timing..." -- Mike Nelson
"Colossus parts ferns with his bare hands!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Colossus, I'm giving you Windoze."-Forbin "I surrender!"-Colossis
"Colossus: Fearless vagrant!" -- Mike Nelson
"Colt .45, semi-automatic. Play-dough." -- Number 5
"Columbus, I have sighted MODERATOR." "Let's get out of here!"
"Comb your Darren Stevens haircut." -- Mike Nelson
"Come 'n see the violence inherent in th' system!"
"Come Mista Crowley-man, talley me Cabala..."
"Come On In!" - By Doris Open
"Come again?", Orville ejaculated.
"Come along, my little booboochitos." -- Opus Penguin
"Come along, my little booboochitos." -Opus
"Come along. The Master doesn't like to be kept waiting." - Riff
"Come and get him, Bitch"-Freddy Krueger
"Come and get me coward!"-Alice
"Come and see the violence inherent in the system!" -Peasant
"Come any closer and you'll get the whole picture." -- Col. Potter
"Come back and fight like a duck!" * Darkwing Duck
"Come back here and fight like a paperback!"
"Come back in five minutes!"--Odo "Make that half an hour." -- Lwaxana
"Come back with me, please?" Leila "I can't." Spock
"Come back with me...make a difference AGAIN!" Picard to Kirk (ST:G)
"Come back, kitty! We've got skydiving lessons at 4!!"
"Come fog, fire of Fall! Have I made myself plain enough?"
"Come for the pictures of fish, stay for the house wine!"
"Come give your son a kiss."- Warlock II: The Armaggeddon
"Come here child... Granny has a present for you." -- Baba Yaga
"Come here, little girl. Want some candy? Quick! Grab her!"
"Come in Joel, you fancy, pantsy, nancy-boy!"
"Come in Joel, you free floating sewage leak!"
"Come in Joeline, my little orbiting Dove Bar!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Come in handy" is not pidgin Japanese
"Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar, you're gonna go far" -Floyd
"Come into my arms, my dear." "No way, I prefer it the ordinary way."
"Come into my house, eat my bananas, and mock me?" -- Tom Servo
"Come into my parlor" said the spider to the fly.
"Come into my spiderweb." - Kermit
"Come join the Warner brothers and the Warner sister Dot"
"Come not between the dragon and his wrath" -- Dohlman, Tremere
"Come off! I'm sane now!" - Homer, scrubbing his "INSANE" stamp off
"Come on Havoc, we're not out of this yet!"
"Come on Mav, do some of that pilot [stuff]!" -Goose
"Come on Spock! Pull my finger!" -- Kirk
"Come on dance little sister, little sister wants to dance!"
"Come on out here! California rules! Like, totally!" - Dex
"Come on over for BBQ said Pooh as he eyed Piglet hungrily."
"Come on over here, baby, I want to do a thing with you."
"Come on over there's nobody home." I went over - nobody was home !!
"Come on thunder...come on thunder."
"Come on without; come on within..."
"Come on you miner for truth and delusion, and shine!" -Floyd
"Come on you painter, you piper, you prisoner, and shine!" -Pink Floyd
"Come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr, and shine!" -Floyd
"Come on! Confess!" -Ben
"Come on! It's a whole new life out there!" "Oh No! Not another one!"
"Come on! Make with the kitten!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Come on! Haggle!"
"Come on! I don't think we have much time." Garak
"Come on! Make with the kitten!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Come on! You won't melt if I kiss you! <xx>" Odo melts.
"Come on!" "Not now. I'm too drunk."
"Come on, Chief, it's now or never." Crusher
"Come on, Crow, it doesn't say that."-Tom "It does to, dickweed!"-Crow
"Come on, Doc, time to be a hero." - Kira
"Come on, Doc. Time to be a hero." -- Peri Brown AND Kira Nerys
"Come on, Doctime to be a hero." -- Kira
"Come on, Henry, there's a bottle dying to meet you." -- Trapper
"Come on, King of the Jews!"
"Come on, Nick! You're 800 years old. What's an egg?" -- Natalie
"Come on, Snow White! Take your best shot!" -- Julia
"Come on, Spock ... pull my finger!" -- Captain Kirk
"Come on, Spock! Pull my finger!" -- Kirk
"Come on, Tommy, let's get out of here." Rikki
"Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm all right." - Han Solo
"Come on, isn't this this all wonderfully barbaric?" Q
"Come on, let's go break the news to Morn." Odo
"Come on, my friends let's make for the hills" -Pink Floyd
"Come on, now, I hear you're feeling down" -Floyd
"Come on, show him your underwear, anything goes!" - VP Al Gore
"Come on, smile! Lemme see your two front teeth." - Louis
"Come on, take a poke at me." - Q
"Come on, what are you, a man or a munchkin?" - Lister
"Come on, you guys! I don't kiss and tell!" -- Radar
"Come on, you pansy!" - The Black Knight
"Come on, you rotten pile of Gummi Bears!" -- Al Calavicci
"Come on. It's me!" La Forge
"Come on. Let's keep a little optimism here." - Han Solo
"Come on. Link. Come back to me." - Ramirez
"Come on. We have to hurry"-Alice
"Come out with your hands up and offer me your meaty portions." - Earl
"Come out with your pants down!" - Beavis
"Come outta there for a spanking!" -- Opus' Mom
"Come quietly or there will be...trouble" - Robocop
"Come then! My log does not judge!"
"Come to Butt-head.."
"Come to Daddy!"-Freddy Krueger
"Come to Papa!" - Ash
"Come to the war, often?" -- Tom Servo
"Come up to the lab and see what's on the slab." --Frank
"Come up to the lab... and see what's on the slab..." Frank N. Furter
"Come up to the laband see what's on the slab..."
"Come up to us and we will show you a thing." -- 1 Samuel 14:12
"Come upstairs, son, like a good boy." "No, Mommy, you'll only throw me down again."
"Come with me if you want to live." -- Kyle Reese
"Come with me if you want to live." -- The Terminator
"Come with me, Doctor. This will be interesting." Picard
"Come with me; we'll find your people." -- Kes
"Come! We are ready for the floor show!" - Frank N. Furter
"Come, Arthur! There is evil afoot!" The Tick
"Come, Doctor! It's as easy as pie!" -- The Master
"Come, Fenric. Play the game of traps." -- The Doctor.
"Come, Mak-khoy! Bring our child!"--Eliane
"Come, Pinky, we're wasting time travel!" - Brain
"Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot." -- Sherlock Holmes
"Come, mistah Crowley-man, talley me Khabbala..."
"Come, my lad, and drink some beer." - Samuel Johnson
"Come. I have such sights to show you." -- Julia
"Come. We are ready for the floor show." -- Frank N. Furter
"Come." -Kosh/Babylon 5.
"Come." Kosh
"Come." Lawgiver "No." Kirk "Then you will die." Lawgiver
"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." - Ustinov
"Comedy's fun when you know the secret." -- Joel Robinson
"Comfort's in my coffee cup."--Billy Joel
"Comfortable chair!" -- Worf
"Comics" and "Investment" are mutually exclusive.
"Coming here almost makes me human myself" - Data
"Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows."
"Coming up next on Nick At Night..." -- Tom Servo
"Coming, Commander?" Worf "Right behind you." Riker
"Command or filename irrelevant." -- DOS of Borg
"Command requirements do not recognize personal privilages." Spock
"Commander .. Tell me about your sexual organs" - Soren
"Commander Chakotay, give me your stick." Janeway
"Commander Cleavage! Cover that Troi!" - Jellico
"Commander Data, escort Ishara to the transporter room."
"Commander Data?!" Bashir
"Commander Riker, report!" Picard "We've lost him." Riker
"Commander Sisko is my superior officer." - Kira
"Commander! I can not give you what you deny yourself." Kai Opaka
"Commander, How could you ever suggest such a thing?" Sheridan
"Commander, I have a new postion for you..." - Ro Laren
"Commander, I object to that plan." - Data
"Commander, I think I have to go to the bathroom." --Ivanova "Tell me about it." --Sinclair
"Commander, I'm taking an away team back to the planet." Janeway
"Commander, I've had enough of you!" - Ro Laren
"Commander, are you all right?!?!" - LaForge
"Commander, are you all right?" Data "HELP ME!" Riker
"Commander, can this be another me?" - Data
"Commander, change course. There's coffee in that nebula." - Janeway
"Commander, have you any idea where that's been?" * Picard
"Commander, how could you even think such a thought?" - Sheridan
"Commander, is there something you want to tell me?" - Sheridan
"Commander, let's assume he's going to be successful." Janeway
"Commander, our options are limited." - Data
"Commander, there is no careful way to question a Klingon." - Odo
"Commander, there's a problem." - Ivanova, B5
"Commander, this is extortion." -- Garak "Mmm, yes." -- Sisko
"Commander, wanted alien Tracy has been sighted on the Promenade!"--Od
"Commander, what are you doing?" - Worf
"Commander, what are your intentions toward my daughter?" -- Data
"Commander, you have a hole on your hard drive."
"Commander, you just sit tight." Data
"Commander, you throw one hell of a party!" -- Quark
"Commander, you'd better take a look at this." - Ivanova
"Commander, you'll forgive me if I put up a fight." Kirk
"Commander," "Yes?" "I think, I've got to go to the bathroom!"Ivanova
"Commander. I want to go with you." - Kira
"Commander. This is a private matter." - Sheridan
"Commander? What are you doing here?" - Worf
"Commence primary ignition"
"Comment, Mr Spock ?" - "We're in big trouble, Captain."
"Comment, Mr Spock ?" - "We're in deep doo-doo, Captain."
"Comment, Mr Spock?" "We're in big trouble, Captain."
"Commercial sign in 5, 4, 3, 2... Commercial sign now."
"Commercial sign... Hit the button." -- Crow T. Robot
"Commie scat!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Committee: A life form with 6 or more legs and no brain." - Heinlein
"Commodore Decker, you are relieved of command." Spock
"Common sense is in spite of, not as a result of education." -- Hugo
"Common sense is not so common." - Voltaire
"Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat."
"Common sense isn't really all that common."
"Common sense" is an oxymoron.
"Common sense": Isn't when it comes to laws
"Companion, do you love the Man?" Kirk
"Company we keep, roaming the land while you sleep..."- Metallica
"Company's coming," Tom guessed.
"Company's coming," Tom guessed. -Rambo & Youngquist
"Comparing apples and vacuum again, are we, Bob?" - McCullough
"Compassion is no substitute for justice." New Undeniable Truth #30
"Compassion is the currency of losers." Cutthroat
"Compassion! Maybe that's what keeps us ahead of computers." - McCoy
"Complaints from the crew Captain, there's only one toilet aboard"
"Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation." - St. Augustine
"Comprendo, flybait?" - Aahz
"Compression, what compression?" said the Road Pizza.
"Compromise - you get on top, and I'll draw on your butt."
"Compu'er. COMPU'ER!" - Scotty, talking to a mouse.
"Compute to the last digit the value of pi." Spock to Computer
"Computed - Dear.." - Enterprise 1701 Computer
"Computer - blondes and jazz seldom go together." - Riker
"Computer - delete Paris"
"Computer - tea, Earl Grey, hot...HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!" - Picard
"Computer not a virgin. No Himem found!" Bob Morgan1, 1994
"Computer possessed? Try EXOR.SYS!"
"Computer seal off corridor 14a habital level 5." - Odo
"Computer senility. Such a weird condition." <Lister>
"Computer standing by, please input tagline parameters"
"Computer! Level two." -- Worf
"Computer! Remove the plank!" - Commander Riker
"Computer! .. End program!" - Picard
"Computer! Arch." --Moriarty.
"Computer! Delete Janeway" : Holodoc
"Computer! Delete Paris" : Holodoc
"Computer! Earl Grey, Hot.. in a cup.. round."
"Computer! Earl Grey, Hot..in a cup..round..with a nice little spoon."
"Computer! End Clinton administration holodeck program."
"Computer! Tagline, Fidonet, funny."
"Computer" "WoRkInG" "Say the master" "tHe MaStEr" - Tom Servo
"Computer, Fix it."
"Computer, End program." - Barkley
"Computer, Stout, Murhpeys, cold." - O'Brien
"Computer, access the exocomp's sensor logs." - Data
"Computer, cease audio." Janeway
"Computer, delete Janeway." -HoloDoc
"Computer, delete WESLEY.EXE" - Entire Enterprise crew.
"Computer, delete last sentence." - Janeway
"Computer, display NUDETROI.GIF" - Wes.
"Computer, end holographic program." Janeway
"Computer, end program." - Barklay
"Computer, execute my original command." - Troi
"Computer, freeze program." - Worf
"Computer, how about... Brahms?" -- Geordi
"Computer, how many crewmen are unaccounted for?" Janeway
"Computer, identify musical composition." - Picard
"Computer, increase difficulty to level four." Alexander
"Computer, increase temperature by five degrees." - Troi
"Computer, lower the surrounding light level." -- Troi
"Computer, make this a metal table." Troi
"Computer, open this hatch or I'll take an axe to your memory."
"Computer, pause playback. YES!!!" - Picard
"Computer, perhaps I'm not clearly defining my intent." Picard
"Computer, recognize Picard. Alpha-2 Clearence." - Data
"Computer, remove plank!" - Riker, Star Trek: Generations
"Computer, remove the plank..." - Riker ST:G
"Computer, remove the plank.... <splash!>" - Wil Riker, "Generations"
"Computer, replay morning glass lunch judge a bin to let it."
"Computer, restore holographic image." - Data
"Computer, run Barclay Program 9 with Cindy Crawford and Troi."
"Computer, run Barclay Program 9 with Kira and Troi."
"Computer, run holoprogram 'Shower2A' with B'Elanna Torres." - J.T.
"Computer, run holoprogram 'Shower2A' with Jadzia Dax."
"Computer, run holoprogram 'Shower2A' with Kes."
"Computer, run holoprogram 'Shower2A' with Tasha Yar." - J.T.
"Computer, run program PON-FARR/TUVOK 1 . . . and I mean NOW!"
"Computer, shut this bloody thing off!" - Mr. Scott
"Computer, some girlie mags and a box of tissues." Wesley
"Computer, you and I have got to have a little talk!" - Miles O'brien
"Computer, you and I need to have a little talk" - Cheif O'Brien
"Computer, you and I need to have a little talk."
"Computer," he croaked, "get me my brain care specialist on the line."
"Computer. Eliminate program one." - Data
"Computer. Half volume." - Data
"Computer. Paper Bag. One."
"Computer. Valerian root tea. Hot." Troi
"Computer." "wOrKiNg." "It sounds like Torgo!"
"Computer... Two... Calamin sherries." - Data
"Computer... pause playback." - Picard
"Computer..begin playback from the first measure." Picard
"Computer: Delete 'Orville'." - Emergency Medical Hologram
"Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable."-T. Gibb
"Computers make excellent and efficient servants." - Spock
"Computers, blondes and jazz seldom go together." - Riker
"Conceit in weakest bodies strongest works." - Shakespeare
"Concentrate Fire on that Super Star Destroyer!" - Admiral Ackbar
"Concentrate, Pinky! Concentrate!" - Brain
"Concern for blacks is a setback to America." - Limbaugh
"Conclusion" - The place where you got tired of thinking
"Conclusions Mr. Data?" "It appears to be a tagline, sir."
"Condiment man! Get your condiments!" -- Tom Servo
"Condoms only work during the school year." New Undeniable Truth #12
"Conduct is three-fourths of our life." -- Arnold
"Conference on Schizophrenia". I've half a mind to attend
"Confidence is when you are ignorant of the facts." - Hillary Rodham Clinton
"Confidence, the feeling you had before you new the problem."
"Configuration is irrelevant." Borg Sysop
"Conform or be cast out." -Rush: Signals
"Conform or be cast out.": Rush
"Conform! Conform! Conform!" -- Joel Robinson
"Conform, goddammit, conform!"
"Confound these ancestors.... They've stolen our best ideas!" - Ben Jonson
"Confucius say too fucking much!"
"Confucius say: Man who fart in church sit in own pew."
"Confuse people ... Quote from the WRONG message!"
"Confuse the world, smile all day Monday!"
"Confused? Call Counselor Troi, 1-900-NCC-1701, $1.95/minute"
"Congratulate! I'll give 'em congratulate!" - Shai-ster
"Congratulations Rudy, you just staked out a roll of toilet paper."
"Congratulations! Now you're ready the for Looser's Olympics!" - Buzzcut
"Congratulations, Captain, you've done it." Romulan
"Congratulations, Captain." Data "Your Honor." Picard
"Congratulations, Data, it's a girl!" - Troi
"Congratulations. You just invented the staircase." -- Forrester
"Congratulations." - Q to Picard
"Congress is the only inherent criminal class in America." - Mark Twain
"Conjunction Junction, what's your function?"
"Conquest is easy. Control is not." - Kirk
"Conquest is made of the ashes of one's enemies." -- Starscream
"Conscience is just the fear of getting caught." Sheriff Buck
"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich." -- "Ali Baba Bunny" [1957, Chuck Jones]
"Consequences, schmonsequences; as long as I'm rich..." -- Daffy Duck
"Conserve material: wear a mini-skirt today!"
"Conserve the Constitution? Heck no! I'm a Conservative!"
"Conserve your precious hatred for the game!" -- Apu
"Consider it a gift." Zek
"Consider it a warning, Quark." Odo
"Consider it done, Boss."--Danny Davids
"Consider it job security." Kirk to Cyrano Jones
"Consider yourself captured..." - Kim to Torres
"Consolation-guy is big!" (Kramer)
"Consorting with lower rank females, Captain?" Q
"Conspicuous consumption makes our love stronger!" -- Tom Servo
"Constable Parrot ATE one of those!!!"
"Constable there's no hurry." -- Sisko
"Constable, would you stop doing that?!" Kira
"Constable... there's no hurry." -- Sisko
"Constables 13, Superintendents 9."
"Constantine... Constantine... where are you?" -- Swamp Thing
"Constantine... led me through the badlands." -- Swamp Thing
"ConstantineConstantinewhere are you?" -- Swamp Thing
"Constantineled me through the badlands." -- Swamp Thing
"Constitution? What Constitution?" - Wm. J. Clinton
"Consult an investment broker," was Tom's stock answer.
"Consult the Book of Armaments!"
"Contact Admiral Riker, Starbase 247." - Picard
"Contamination. Can't risk that." Claudius Marcus
"Contemplating your afterlife, Pinky." - The Brain
"Contest not open to aardvarks or their families."
"Contraceptives should be used on aZhWnceivable occasions" RAH
"Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions" - Heinlein
"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be,
"Contribute" is now a FORCED "sacrifice" of taxation.
"Control electricity and you control the world." -- Shrapnel
"Control the things you can control, maggot!" - Cort
"Control your creepy self!" -- Tom Servo
"Control, Kojak! Let that be your watchword in all things." - Glen
"Control, control. You must learn control." - Yoda
"Convenient home delivery of Ann Margaret" -- Crow T. Robot
"Conversation breaks up the monopoly of not talkin'." - Popeye
"Convert or Die!"... oh, yeah, like it'll mean anything then
"Convert or Die!"oh, yeah, that's REAL tolerant.
"Converts are the worst kind of bigots" -Max quoting Edison
"Converts are the worst kinds of bigots!" -Max Headroom
"Cook? What do I look like?" -Peg Bundy?
"Cooking Rule... If at first you don't suceed, order pizza"
"Cool climate, Number One - cool climate." * Picard
"Cool like us."
"Cool turkey is, like, the curse of expectation." - DT II
"Cool! They have a blimp!" -- The Tick
"Cool! They've got a blimp!" - The Tick
"Cool! Evil wins again!" - Charles
"Cool!" Da Da Da Da dan da da dan
"Cool, I like my farts."
"Cool." - John Carter
"Cooling Trend Continues" - The Pangaea Times, Dinosaurs
"Cops *love* it when get civic minded." -- Carlin
"Cops have better things to do than get killed." "Yeah? SO DO I!"
"Cor, that looked just like a negative reality inversion that did!"
"Cork it, Larry." -- Dr. Forrester
"Corn flakes with gin..." -- Tom Servo
"Corn on the cob?" Aunt Adah
"Cornering neatly she trips up sweetly to meet the people" -Pink Floyd
"Cornering neatly she trips up sweetly to meet the people."
"Corollary: Fundies debunking itself will not notice it."
"Corporal Clegg had a wooden leg" -Floyd
"Correct. It's your play." Sulu-2 to Spock-2
"Correction. Denying the truth is *much* sillier." -- Jack Butler
"Correctly phrased, Captain, as noted in the manual." Spock
"Corrupt" is too harsh, I prefer the term "Ethically Challenged".
"Corruption is everywhere!" M.A.N.T.I.S.
"Cosmetology" - by Rosie Cheeks
"Costrophobia"....The fear of high prices.
"Could I ask a favor of you?" Doctor
"Could I get some dramamine for the credits?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Could I have my leg back, please?" -- Col. Henry Blake
"Could I have my skirt, please?" Lydia to Diolus
"Could I stop by sometime for a cup of ego?" -- Hawkeye to Winchester
"Could anybody love him, or is it just a crazy dream?" -Pink Floyd
"Could be the news or some other amusement, could be reusable shows"
"Could be worse." "How?" "Could be raining." <Crackle...>
"Could have been worse. Could have been me." -- Bashir
"Could it be .... SATAN?!"
"Could our mystery stiff enter and sign in please?" -- Crow
"Could somebody get this noose off me?" Salmoneus
"Could someone break the ice, please?" -- Joel Robinson
"Could someone please fix the holographic projectors"
"Could take hours sir" - Seaman "You got a date?" - Captain (T.S.W.L.M.)
"Could there be anything worse, and *less* chaotic, then those who contribute
"Could we PLEASE stick to the script?"
"Could we have a rapper on checkout 2 please?"
"Could we have a sense of scale, here?" -- Joel Robinson
"Could we just get on with it please?" -- TV's Frank
"Could we just go please?" -- Tom Servo
"Could you be a little more vague?" -- Tom Servo
"Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most intriguing"
"Could you continue your petty bickering?" - Data
"Could you explain again why I do all the work?" -- Crow
"Could you find me some rocks to throw at them?" -- Riker
"Could you get a little closer apart?" Director Michael Curtiz
"Could you get my agent on the phone?" -- Joel Robinson
"Could you get that, son?" -- Tom Servo
"Could you hand me the, uh, towel?" Neelix
"Could you just make up a sonnet?" Selena "One has just sprung to mind" Alfred
"Could you like shut up and give us some money?" - Butt-Head
"Could you pass me that towel?", Tom asked, dryly.
"Could you pass the rolls?" La Forge to Ro
"Could you please kill me?" -- Tom Servo
"Could you please take a breath mint?" -- Joel Robinson
"Could you please take the handcuffs off now?" -- Mutant Raccoon
"Could you run that one past again, slow?" - Aahz
"Could you scratch my back with your voice?" -- Mike Nelson
"Could you see if they have any baseball caps?" Sheridan
"Could you staple my ears back?" -- Tom Servo
"Could you tell if it's an inflatable?" (Jerry)
"Could you tell me where the tennis courts are?" - Dax
"Coulda sworn I hit something..." -- Tom Servo
"Couldn't Moe and Larry make it?" Yakko Warner
"Couldn't help noticing your suitcase..." -- Joel Robinson
"Couldn't they get Rush Limbaugh?" -- Tom Servo
"Couldn't we play some other game?" asked O'Brien, wistfully.
"Couldn't we talk about something else instead?" - Rush
"Couldn't you hang me instead?" - Duncan
"Couldn't you just crash a little bit? C'mon!" -- Tom Servo
"Counselor Troi to Lt. Edwards, meet me in holodeck 2."
"Counselor Troi, report to my quarters. Clothing optional."
"Counselor's Log, StarDate 45623.6. My mother is on board."
"Counselor, Hold very still..." - Data
"Counselor, can I, uh, use your com-badge?" - Riker
"Counselor, can I... uh... use your combage?" -- Riker
"Counselor, hold very still..." -- Data
"Counselor, may I -uh- use yer combadge?"
"Count De La Pain." -- Crow T. Robot
"Count Jugula! Wow!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Count me in on the journey, don't expect me to stay" -Floyd
"Count me in." Sisko "Aye, sir." Bashir
"Count the heads, baby."--Zaphod Beeblebrox
"Counting time is not so important as making time count."
"Country 92.5 FM.. more hicks than YOU know what to do with!" -Hacker
"Country Eastern!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Country" is more than just a word in the Scout oath.
"Couple 'a minutes on the thunder bucket, here..." -- Tom Servo
"Couple of nights in bed with a hot nurse and I'll be fine." -- Al
"Courage doesn't mean that you don't have fear." Paris
"Courage is something you can't be afraid to have." -- Frank Burns
"Courage is the complement of fear." - RAH
"Courage is the complement of fear." - Heinlein
"Courage is... mastery of fear--not absence of fear." -- Twain
"Course already plotted. Laying it in." Chekov "I see." Kirk
"Courtesy is Owed; Respect is Earned; Love is Given!"--Durwydd Mac Tar
"Courtesy is the lubricant of social interaction." - Heinlein
"Courtney, no sleeping on the Promenade. Go home." - Odo
"Courts are where Justice is dispensed with." -Mark Twain
"Cover her face; mine eyes dazzle: she died young..." - D. of Malfi
"Cover me, I'm going in..."
"Cover the soap dish." "But it's empty!" "We don't want people to know."
"Cover up." Sisko
"Cover your bets... Y'A'L'L'..." "BINGO!" "We have a winner!"
"Cover your mouth when you sneeze!" Tom scoffed.
"Cover your shame!" -- Joel Robinson
"Cowards take hostages, Klingons do NOT." * Worf
"Cowards' funerals when they come, are not wept so well at home."
"Cowboy Mike's Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce!"
"Cowboys ain't easy to love, and they're harder to hold..."
"Cows In Orbit - The Herd Shot `Round The World"
"Coyote, Wile E. Coyote. Occupation: Genius" - Wile E. Coyote
"Crab...? You will be assimulated..." -Pollock of Borg
"Crack hits the Old West..." -- Tom Servo
"Crackdown" - By Lauren Order
"Crank up the station! Shake the foundation! Wake up the nation!"
"Crap!" - Mulder after a methane explosion (WotC)
"Crap, I'm locked outta' my car." -- Mike Nelson
"Crap." - Mulder (War of the Coprophages)
"Crawl back in your bottle of booze & pickle yourself."-Radar to Hawk
"Crayons can take you more places than starships." - Guinan
"Crazy" is a relative term in MY family.
"Create a family, raise an army..." Doctor
"Creation's deathless urge ever onward flows." -- Aether-Tongue
"Creationist nonsense" is redundant.
"Creationists prove that not everyone evolves."
"Creative writing is fine, so long as it remains on topic." - T. Ellis
"Creativity is hiding your sources." -- Rein*Hagen
"Creature from the Gross Lagoon..." -- Tom Servo
"Creepy little monkey." --Simba
"Crewman @LN@, step on that rock!" <BOOM> -- Captain Kirk
"Cries and screams are music to my ears." - Soundwave
"Crime Does Not Pay" - by Laura Norder
"Crime Does Pay" - By Robin Banks
"Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?"
"Crime-Resistant" ... due to superior weaponry!
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
"Criminal Lawyer"? ... REDUNDANT !!!
"Criminal lawyer" is redundant redundant.
"Criminal lawyer"...isn't that redundant?
"Criminals LOVE gun control, it makes there job much easier."
"Criminals Who Got Away" By Ida Donnit II
"Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot" -Batman
"Criminals love unarmed victims" - NRA member T-Shirt, 1995
"Criminies! Stupid Clones! I Really Miss My Mac." -- Tom Servo
"Cripes! I've turned her into a sleeztak!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Cripes, we're trying to eat here!"- Flies
"Cripes. How many hutches do they need?" -- Mike Nelson
"Criticize me!" -Rush
"Croatia is free," said Tom acerbically.
"Crom! Grant me revenge...if not...TO HELL WITH YOU!"
"Cross Lassie with cantalope; get meloncollie baby."
"Cross Your Heart, the bra that lifts and separates." -Playtex
"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country" --sw
"Cross my legs and hope to die" - Blonde Moments
"Crossing Rivers" - By Bridget Fast
"Crotch Cops!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Crow T. Baby! Talk to me!" -- TV's Frank
"Crow called me a `sweat beetle/dickweed'." -- Tom Servo
"Crow started my own fan club." -- Tom Servo
"Crow! Where's your costume?" -- Mike Nelson
"Crow! Would you just find the secret button?" -- Mike Nelson
"Crow! Where's your costume?" -- Mike Nelson
"Crow! Would you just find the secret button?" -- Mike Nelson
"Crow's teaching me to persevere" -- Tom Servo
"Crow, I don't get you." "What's not to get?"
"Crow, I think you missed the point of the exercise." -- Mike
"Crow, could you be a dear and get that?" -- Joel Robinson
"Crow, it's a key lock!" -- Tom Servo
"Crow, kill him! Kill him!" -- Tom Servo
"Crow, that's *not* Huggy Bear!" -- Tom Servo
"Crow, thats *not* your mother" -- Mike Nelson
"Crow, you are out there, man." -- Joel Robinson
"Crow, you don't *have* loins" -- Mike Nelson
"Crow, you're so camp yo make me want to throw up!" -- Joel
"Crowd Control" - By General Panic
"Crowdini! Robot Ruler of the Underworld!" -- Tom Servo
"Crows caw, and a nasty noise it is, too." - Sally Springett..
"Crucifiction Party! ..wait for it!"
"Crucifiction?" "For a first offense, yeah!"
"Crucifixion!" "Yeah, first offense."
"Crucifixion? Yeah. Ok, take one cross each and line up to the left."
"Crucifixion?!" "Yes, best thing the Romans ever done for us."
"Crucifixion?" "For a first offense, yeah!"
"Crucify" -- Tori Amos
"Crude and Boorish." - "A great act." -- Hawkeye
"Crude and slow, Clansman." - Ramirez
"Cruel and unusual" implies torture.
"Cruicfy him..." - Thulsa Doom
"Cruisin" -- Vixen
"Crunchy, raw, un boned, real, dead frog!"
"Crusades, Spanish Inquivisition, Watergate..." Q
"Crush our competition, become a monopoly, and serve you better."
"Crusher gets more shrill with each passing year." -Q to Picard
"Crusher gets more shrill with every passing year." --Q
"Crusher to Enterprise." "Sorry, we're only accepting mail calls."
"Cry For The Nations" -- Michael Schenker Group
"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of e-mail!"
"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!" - Shakespeare
"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!" -- General Chang
"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!" -- Shakespeare
"Cry me a river, liberal." - Dogbert the talk radio host
"Cry on someone else's shoulder, I'm off-duty." Troi
"Cry. For the children. Walk..carefully in the Vault of Tomorrow." Spock
"Crying back to conciousness the coldness grips my skin" -RUSH
"Cthulu" with "Dragon". Not all will work, mind you, but some will.
"Cub fan? We can help. DIAL 800-NO-SERIES."
"Cuddling in the afterglow?" "Check!"
"Cue ball in the side pocket!" Ebert to Siskel
"Cue flying saucer!" - Ed Wood
"Cue the famous has-been actress." -- Crow T. Robot
"Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
"Cujo likes kids." -- Joe Camber
"Culture? What culture? It's an old boat!" -- Richie Ryan
"Cunning and deceit will serve a man better than force." - Machiavelli
"Cure for Insomnia Discovered !!! - RTFM'ing"
"Cure for a sore throat: cut it." - A. Hitchcock
"Cures For Impotence" by Hugh G. Rection.
"Curiosity is unbecoming in a Kajira!"
"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect." - Wright
"Curiosity? Nah, I got THAT cat with the lawnmower."
"Curious. Just how did you reach that conclusion?" ~ Data
"Curiouser and curiouser", said Alice.
"Curse God, and die." -- Job 2:9
"Curse you, magic beans!" Homer Simpson.
"Curse your scrawny hide, Trickster ! There'll be no crawdads for you."
"Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does." - Bart's Board
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." -Mae West
"Cut and sew people like garments..." McCoy
"Cut down a tree with a herring?" -- Arthur
"Cut it out!" - Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
"Cut it out!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Warner
"Cut it out!" -- Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
"Cut life support to all quarters with children" - Janier
"Cut that out or I'll snap your garter belt." -- Hawkeye to Klinger
"Cut the butt-kissing, Richfield!" - Mr. Ashland, CEO We-Say-So Corp
"Cut the cards, varmint." <WHOCK!> "OOH! That ain't whut ah meant!"
"Cut the cards." <WHACK> "Not thataway, you durn galoot!" - Y. Sam
"Cut the cat in two and each of you keep half." - "King" Skeeve
"Cut the engines!" Janeway
"Cut the thrusters. Let's see what happens." Janeway
"Cut the wires...<SNIP>...but first remove the fuse." -- Henry
"Cut you a new sound hole!" -- Joel Robinson
"Cut! Beautiful! Print it!" -- Ed Wood
"Cut! Cut! Tia, you're spose ta be in your underwear..." -- Servo
"Cut! Beautiful! Print it!" - Ed Wood
"Cut! Cut! Tia, you're spose ta be in your underwear..." -- Servo
"Cut! Perfect! Print it!" - Ed Wood
"Cute girl? Goshums Yakko, I dunno what you're talking about!" - Baloney
"Cute little wimmenz! Mine!" --Nate <*WHACK!*> --Sailor Nor
"Cute rots the intellect." - Garfield
"Cute the way he tried to fly with his ears..." - Slappy
"Cute" rots the intellect. -- Garfield, speaking to Nermal
"Cute's for the birds...er cats..."
"Cute, the way he tried flying with his ears." - Slappy
"Cute. A zombie with a gas attack." - Garibaldi
"Cyanide. Fester... as if we'd run out." -- Morticia Addams
"Cybernetic Remotely Operated Women." -- Joel Robinson
"Cyolatin!" - McCoy "Self-inflicted!" - Kirk
"Czechoslovakian for `Worship The Devil'." -- Tom Servo
"D is for damned! As in `Village of the'" -- Tom Servo
"D'OH! That purple fruit thing!" -Homer
"D'OH!!!" - Homer Simpson
"D'OH!" - Bart
"D'OH!" - Homer
"D'OH!" - Lisa
"D'OH!" - Marge
"D'OH!" -- Bart
"D'OH!" -- Homer
"D'OH!" -- Lisa
"D'OH!" -- Marge
"D'VON!!! GET THE TABLES!!!" - Buh-Buh Ray Dudley
"D'jar is a member of the Obsidian Order." - Ulani
"D'oh! He needs to work on his phone movements." -- Mike Nelson
"D'oh!" "A deer!" "A female deer!"
"D'oh!" - Homer "A deer!" - Lisa "A female deer!" - Marge
"D'oh!" said Pooh, with an identity crisis.
"D'ya think it's legal to park here?" - Pinky
"D'you get scared to feel so much? To let somebody touch you?" - SoM
"D) At an eary age, some one should have told you" - Ivanova
"D***it, I just took a leak on some dog turds!" -- Beavis
"D, what would you do without me?...Don't answer that."
"D-cons are like rust spots; they're ugly and they can pop up anywhere"
"D-d-Doctor?" "You were expecting someone else?"--The 6th Doctor
"D-d-Doctor?" "You were expecting someone else?"--The SIXTH DEL
"D.A.M.N.: Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia"
"DARLING! YOU IDIOT!"
"DATA!!! What was that?!?!" - Picard
"DAY-amn!" --Lord Bowler
"DEATH TO WAR MONKEYS!" - Milo Bloom
"DEATH awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!"
"DECAF? Pah! Never touch the stuff. ;"^> " - Anna Steven
"DEEP HURTING! DEEP HURTING!" -- TV's Frank
"DEEP HURTING!!!!! DEEP HURTING!!!!!"
"DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION SO THAT IT CAN DEFEND YOU !"
"DEFLATOR... MOUTH... FRY THE GRAVY BOAT!" -- Tom Servo
"DEL *.*" "I can't let you do that, Dave..."
"DEL *.*" - 100% file compression.
"DEL *.*" = 100% COMPRESSION:
"DEL*.*" - Best file compressor around, 100% compression
"DIAL 1-80-DARK-SIDE for free Jedi lessons.." - Darth Vader
"DID I MISS SOMETHING?!??" --Timon
"DIE WITH DIGNITY, YOU VERMIN!" - Quigley
"DIME" - A dollar with all the taxes taken out.
"DISK FULL?"
"DM's lie.": AD&D Players Golden Rule
"DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?" -- Mr. Buzzcut
"DO NOT URINATE ON THIRD RAIL!"
"DO SOMETHING, Mr. Mallory!" Arturo
"DON'T CALLME FATSO!!!" -- Flintstone
"DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW" by I. P. Freely.
"DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!!!"
"DON'T LET SOMEONE EAT YOUR DUST LET IT SETTLE BEFORE THEY GET THERE"
"DON'T RUN! I WON'T KILL YOU!" McCoy
"DON'T RUN! I WON'T KILL YOU!" McCoy
"DON'T SAY IT!" --Kei, right before anyone says "Dirty Pair"
"DON'T SCREW IT UP."--Rene Auberjonois
"DON'T TOUCH ME!" - The Crow
"DON'T YOU BELIEVE IT!" -- Daffy Duck
"DON'T add the nutmeg." - Brain
"DOOH!!!" - Homer Simpson
"DOOM III: Where in the Hell is Carmen SanDiego?"
"DOOM doesn't have an 'astonishing' graphics engine." - JHK
"DOOM is a simple but a pretty good arcade game." - JK
"DOOM" That's what I think of it!
"DOOM" That's what I think of it!
"DOS for Dummies" - Steve Wozniak
"DOS for dummies"? Isn't that what Windows is?
"DOS is a boot sector virus."
"DOS is to OS/2 as a bicycle is to a Mack Truck
"DOS" = Your PC. "Windows" = Your PC on drugs. Any Questions?
"DOS, this is WINDOWS, I'm taking over the harddisk! "
"DOS=HIGH" ... Hmmm, I knew it was on something
"DOS=HIGH"... this explains a lot
"DRINK OR DIE !" (c) graffit from my house. Zubi
"DROPPED FROM UTS" is just VM's way of saying "Booga, Boo"
"DROPPED FROM UTS" is just VM's way of saying UTS is out to lunch
"DS9 will be destroyed." O'Brien to O'Brien
"DS9!" "DS9!" "It's only a model." "Shhhhhhhh!"
"DSZ DOCUMENTATION" Is An Oxymoron
"DSZ ha slow - haaaaaah haaaaaah haaaaah!"
"DUH!!!!!..." (You know who you are!)
"Da da da da da da da da KAAA-POOOWWWW!!!"--Scott Dupuis
"Da#$# That synthahol doesn't work in Mr. Fusion!" - Doc Brown
"DaH HIHoh! <growl!>" "Uhhh, Merry Xmas to you too, Worf,..I think."
"Dabbling in a bit of ironic foreshadowing, are we?" -Milo
"Dabbling in a bit of ironic foreshadowing, are we?"-Bloom County
"Dabo. Latinum. You. OWE! MEEEEEE!" -- Quark
"Dad - Bud's out kissing a real girl... no blow-up tube or anything!"
"Dad always liked You best!" -Lucifer
"Dad would whoop us every night til a quarter after twelve..."
"Dad! Dad! Where do you keep your guns?" - - Calvin
"Dad! You killed the Zombie Flanders!" -- Bart Simpson
"Dad! Dad! Where do you keep your guns?" - Calvin
"Dad! I told you *not* on the rug!" -- Tom Servo
"Dad's feet?" "BART!" "You win, Bart!" "LISA!" - Bart/Lisa/Homer
"Dad's mental!" -- TV's Frank
"Dad's new girlfriend's name is Smirnoff." -- Mike Nelson
"Dad, I don't wanna be around when the beans kick in." -- Nelson
"Dad, I need a note for school tomorrow - preferably a $10 bill."
"Dad, I wish you could just SHUT YOUR BIG YAPPER!!" -- Matt Foley
"Dad, You wouldn't BELIEVE how it turned out!" -Jesus
"Dad, do you suppose Santa has a modem?"
"Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Rush." -Chelsea Clinton
"Dad, what does peanut butter grow on?" -- Zachary Butler
"Dad, what makes wind?" - Calvin "Trees sneezing" - Dad
"Dad?...Dad-dad-dad-dad-dad-dad-dad..." - Simba
"Dada baba." --A child learning to speak
"Dada." - Maggie
"Dada?" "Deedee." "Doodoo?" "Deedee." "Ah, thanks Billy!" "?!" (DL)
"Daddy ... Gary ... Gary ... Grrrrrrrrrrrrr" - Baby, Dinosaurs
"Daddy it wasnt an accident. Krueger killed Dan"-Alice
"Daddy our baby's gone." - The Beatles, "She's Leaving Home"
"Daddy! What does UNREGISTERED mean???"
"Daddy's flown across the ocean, leaving just a memory" -Floyd
"Daddy's gone cross the ocean, leaving just a memory..."
"Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!" - The Mask
"Daddy, What does Formatting Drive C mean?"
"Daddy, What's That Pretty Red Button For??"
"Daddy, if President Clinton can lie, why can't I?"
"Daddy, is it true Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings?"
"Daddy, watch your little black sheep runnin'!" - Tori Amos
"Daddy, what does '78% of C: formatted' mean?"
"Daddy, what does 'FORMATTING DRIVE C:' mean?"
"Daddy, what does formatting drive C mean?"
"Daddy, what'd'ja leave behind for me?!?" -Floyd
"Daddy, what's this for?"
"Daddy, when I grow up I want to be a politician."
"Dag Hammerschold? Donna Fargo? Crispin Glover?" -- TV's Frank
"DaiMon Tog is extremely... relaxed right now." -- Deanna
"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true..."
"Daisy...Daisy...give me your answer, please....."
"Dalton Trumbull is a good screen writer." -- Crow T. Robot
"Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon-that's *hard*!" * Scotty
"Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon -- that's hard."\SLMR\TAG
"Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon-that's *hard*!"
"Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon....that's hard." -- Scotty
"Damage control; that's easy. Reading Klingon; that's hard!"<Scotty>
"Damage jackals ripping right through you!" -Metallica
"Damage report!" Chakotay "Shields at 60%." Tuvok
"Dammit Beavis! Pull your pants up!" -Butt-Head
"Dammit Bill, I'm an actor, not a doctor!"
"Dammit Bones! Hey wait.."
"Dammit Jim! Oh sorry.. I just like saying that.. DAMMIT JIM!"
"Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor!...he's willing pay HOW much???"
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Tagline writer!"
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not Aunt Jemima!"
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a genealogist!" [`Bones' to Kirk]
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer."
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a... oh, right."
"Dammit Jim, I'm a drummer, not a Doctor!" Me
"Dammit Jim, I'm a teacher, not a zookeeper!" - Lt. Jewls
"Dammit Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...uh.
"Dammit Jim, I'm not a doctor, just a terrible actor!"
"Dammit Jim, she's dead! Get off her!" -- McCoy
"Dammit!" said Pooh, "I will NOT sleep in the wet-spot!"
"Dammit, Beavis! Pull your pants up!" - Butt-Head
"Dammit, Beavis, if there's one thing I know, it's chicks." - Butthead
"Dammit, Beavis, you are messed up!" - Butt-Head
"Dammit, Bones! I _need_ that book!" "It's being read, Jim."
"Dammit, Captain, I am an android, not a calculator!" -Data
"Dammit, I'm a Jim, not a Doctor! Wait.......How does that go again?"
"Dammit, I'm a security chief, not a babysitter!"--Odo
"Dammit, Jim I'm a doctor, not a very good actor!"
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a physic...umm..never mind.."
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a physician!" - McCoy
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a pool man!"
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a .DOC not a .TXT!"
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a (job of choice)!"
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a cocktail waitress!"
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a cubmaster!"
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a physician!"
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a raving lunatic!"
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not your love slave."
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a macro not a tagline!"
"Dammit, Jim!!!...I've run out of things to say after that..."
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor!...he's willing pay HOW much???"
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not Aunt Jemima!"
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a physician!" - McCoy
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a raving lunatic!"
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a very good actor!"
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not your love slave!"
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not... oh, yeah."
"Dammit, Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...uh...."
"Dammit, Jim, I'm not a doctor, just a terrible actor!"
"Dammit, Jim, it's An Apple, Not A Computer!"
"Dammit, Jim, it's a Macintosh, not a computer!"
"Dammit, Jim. I'm a doctor, not a very good actor!"
"Dammit, Shatner ..I'm an ACTOR, not a doctor!"
"Dammit, Shatner! I'm a doctor, not a very good actor!"
"Dammit, Stop Talking About A Sun On A Beach, Okay?"
"Dammit, What's the problem?" (BIG KICK) - O'Brien DS9
"Dammit, it won't come off!" Homer while wiping his "INSANE" stamp off
"Dammit, what's the problem?" <*WHAM*> - O'Brien
"Dammit. I'm going to leave you home next time." Garibaldi
"Damn It Jim!! I'm not a Doctor, just a bad actor on a canceled show"
"Damn John Whorfin and the horse he rode in on!"
"Damn John Worfin and the horse he rode in on!" <John Bigbootie>
"Damn Klingon language camp is full..." -- Tom Servo
"Damn Recognizer." - Flynn
"Damn colonels! You can't trust any of 'em!" -- Col. Potter
"Damn fine coffee, and *hot*!" -- Agent Cooper
"Damn fine ship if you ask me." Scott
"Damn it Jim!! I'm a Doctor not a Tagline writer!!!!!"
"Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a Tagline..."
"Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not your horny little sex toy!!!"
"Damn it Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...umm..."
"Damn it Jim. I'm a doctor not a Bricklayer."
"Damn it! I didn't ask for an opinion." - O'Brien
"Damn it! What's the problem?" *KICK* -- O'Brien
"Damn it, Benny! I'm a Time Lord, not an athlete!"
"Damn it, Jim! She's a lesbian!"
"Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline." Dr. McCoy
"Damn it, Mulder, cut the crap!" - Scully to Mulder's evasion (Pilot)
"Damn it, can't you get it right? Loot, Pillage, THEN Burn!"
"Damn it, what do you want from me?" - Sheridan to Kosh
"Damn sub-plots keep washing ashore..." -- Tom Servo
"Damn the Prime Directive, give the Borgs Windows 3.1" - Worf
"Damn the baud rate, full speed ahead!"
"Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!" -Farragut
"Damn we're smooth.." - Beavis .. Huhuhuh huhu hu huh m huhuh m huh m
"Damn you all!" said Pooh, being more forthright than usual.
"Damn you, Jack Abbott! Damn you to hell!" Victor Neuman
"Damn! There hasn't been any vivisection here for so long!"
"Damn!", Kira cried as she was dumped, "I'll never try surfing again!"
"Damn, I HATE it when Quickling flashes me.. ;)" - Dire Wolf
"Damn, I dropped the toothpaste," Tom said, crestfallen.
"Damn, I hate to miss my violin lesson" - Nero.
"Damn, I'm starting to sound like you." - Peter to Caine
"Damn, always knew I should have been a doctor." - Sheridan
"Damn, come back from the grave and run out of ammo..."- House
"Damn, we're smooth!" - Beavis
"Damn. I have plans for her!" - Renimar Keth-Solamni
"Damn." - Ivanonva
"Damn." -Ivanova/Babylon 5
"Damnable iteration... able to corrupt a saint." - Shakespeare
"Damnable tagline...able to corrupt a saint." -- Tagspeare
"Damnable, both sides rogue." - Shakespeare
"Damnation? Salvation? The Tower." - Roland
"Damned Nazi grasshoppers!" -- Mike Nelson
"Damned Secret Super-Jerk" -- Crow T. Robot
"Damned tire changers!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Damnit Beavis! Pull your pants up!" - Butthead
"Damnit Jim, I'm a Paramedic, not Mr. Goodwrench!"
"Damnit Jim, I'm a corpse, not a doctor."
"Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Tagline"
"Damnit Jim, It's An Apple, Not A Computer!"
"Damnit Q, enough is enough." O'Brien
"Damnit, I did not ask for an opinion!" O'Brien
"Damnit, I hate it when Schwartz get tangled"
"Damnit, Igor, I said BRAIN! Get Deans head out of here.."
"Damnit, Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...uh...."
"Damnit, Q. Where are you?" - Picard
"Damnit, what's the problem?!" O'Brien
"Damnit, what's the problem?" <BIG KICK> - O'Brien
"Damnit,I did not ask for an opinion!" - O'Brian to DSN Computer
"Damphousse checks Messier, Muller SCORES!!!" - YES! SUCKERS!
"Dan Googins? What kind of a name is Dan Googins??" - Garibaldi
"Dan Quayle library burned! Both books destroyed!"
"Dan Quayle scares me as much as the next guy..." -- Tom Servo
"Dan and if God exist how will you explain it in HELL." D. Ward
"Dan didnt drink. You know that"-Alice
"Dan, are you going to make me do this the hard way?" "Yes!" "Gooood."
"Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes"
"Dance The Night Away" -- Van Halen
"Dance in lane," said the sign frugally.
"Dance with the fishes you zombie bastard."
"Dancer slows her frantic pace in pain and desperation.."-RUSH
"Dances With...Something. I'm not sure." - Tom Servo
"Dancing On Your Grave" -- Motrhead
"Dancing girls. Nude. Lots." - Captain Beast
"Dancing girls. Nude. Lots." - Commander Riker
"Dandelion? That's a weed. And eating weeds could kill you!"
"Dang, I hate being derivative." - Mutant Raccoon
"Danger! Beer Gut!" -- Tom Servo
"Danger! Bi-Focals!" -- Tom Servo
"Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!" - Robot
"Danger! Dry Wall!" -- Mike Nelson
"Danger! Twist Tie!" -- Tom Servo
"Danger! Beer Gut!" -- Tom Servo
"Danger! Bi-Focals!" -- Tom Servo
"Danger! Dry Wall!" -- Mike Nelson
"Danger! Ha! I laugh in the face of danger. Ha, ha, ha, ha!" --Simba
"Danger! Twist Tie!" -- Tom Servo
"Danger, Crow T. Robot! Danger!"
"Dangerous robots have taken over our Electorial College!" - Jack
"Dangerous to your starfleet, commander, not to this battle station!"
"Danny Bonaduce on any given morning" -- Crow T. Robot
"Danny is in another time zone!" - Larry
"Danny is not me. Girls can flirt with me. <bloodstained grin>"--Dex
"Danny's doing the Happy Dance of Returning FilkPersons again."
"Danny, if you don't take your hand OFF my hip..."--Kira
"Danny, you are now officially today's Special Friend."--Yakko
"Dare to dream, Frank." -- Dr. Forrester
"Dare to struggle - Dare to Window"
"Dark enough for ya?" Paris
"Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet." -- Lips
"Darkness imprisoning me all that I see absolute horror..." -Metallica
"Darkness is a friend to the skilled infantryman." -Liddell Hart
"Darkness is both friend and enemy." - Drow Proverb
"Darkness reigns at the foot of the lighthouse" -Japanese proverb
"Darkness stirs, and wakes imagination..." - The Phantom
"Darling's Sickness strikes again!"
"Darling, I love you with all my heart and soul" - Yakko
"Darmok and Jelad at Tenagra." --Dathon
"Darmok and Jhilad at Burger King!"
"Darn It! The Red Man is just not getting any justice in America!"
"Darn clever, these Earthligs." McCoy
"Darn fool toy!"
"Darn it Jim!" "I'm THE Doctor, not A doctor!" Dr. Who
"Darn it! I hate getting run over by trains!" The Tick
"Darn it, Louis! What did you go and wake me up for?" - Sharie
"Darn! That's the end."
"Darn! Out of tribble tags!"
"Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a barber." - Duck Trek
"Darth Vader came and said he would melt my brain..."
"Darth Vader. Only you could be so bold!" -- Leia
"Darth Vader? He's dreaded, Jim!" -Bones
"Darts and bars go together like bacon and eggs." -- O'Brien
"Darwin saves. Contact your local deprogrammer for information."
"Das Limpet!!!!!"
"Das Toy Boat." -- Mike Nelson
"Dat is not duh @#$%*! way to do it", Tom discussed.
"Dat's CRA-ZEE, man!"- Ren Hoek
"Data Migration Facility" - a cable.
"Data THREW UP?" "Yes-something about an overflow error?"
"Data Threw Up??!" "Yes, Something about a 'Data Overflow Error'"
"Data You want me to take off your head?" -- Riker
"Data crystal. What's on it?" Max
"Data did you die" -Picard "No sir, I rebooted" -Data
"Data does it in serial" --Tasha Yar
"Data enjoys a lot of confusion, Jean-Luc." - Deanna
"Data threw up?" " <nod> Something about a data overflow error..."
"Data threw up?" "Yeah--something about a data overflow error."
"Data to Captain Picard. Do you read me, sir?" Data
"Data was available. I took him, we came." - Commander Shelby
"Data was available. I took him. We came."--Shelby
"Data what the hell *is* it?" -- Picard
"Data! What was that?" -- Picard
"Data! I thought you were dead!!" "No, I re-booted."
"Data! What are you doing to that cat?" Troi
"Data, Ahh, I think Spot needs a litter box." - Troi
"Data, I thought you were dead!" "No captain, I just rebooted!"
"Data, I thought you were dead!" "No, sir, I rebooted.."
"Data, I thought you were dead!"..... "I rebooted."
"Data, I thought you were dead?" "He is. I'm Lore!"
"Data, I want to have a look in here." - Picard
"Data, I'm going to dip you in chocolate" said Troi, licking her lips.
"Data, data everywhere, and not a byte to eat!"
"Data, do you see us?" La Forge "Of course." Data
"Data, doesn't that thing ever go down! - Tasha [naked]"
"Data, doesn't that thing ever go down!?!" -- Yar
"Data, give me a reading." "It appears to be a tagline, sir."
"Data, he was joking. You know that? Data?" -- Riker
"Data, is this yours?" Picard
"Data, it called you 'Father.'" Wesley Crusher
"Data, it's not too late." Picard
"Data, people do not _have_ internal chronometers." - Riker
"Data, sometimes a cake is just a cake." - Troi
"Data, stop being so rational!" La Forge
"Data, that was not funny!" - Geordi ST:G
"Data, that was very human." -- LaForge
"Data, that wasn't funny." La Forge
"Data, watch my behind!"--Tasha Yar
"Data, we can't get in! Data! DATA!!" - La Forge
"Data, what are you doing" - Troi "Hold very still counciler" Data
"Data, what do you mean, 'I've reformatted Spot?'"
"Data, what do you think of Windows?" "Prrroooceesssiiinnnggg."
"Data, you are moving about in a very, well, android way." Picard
"Data, you just made a contraction!" "No, I didn't!"
"Data, you're a 'droid and I'm a 'noid... get it?" - Guinan
"Data, you're circling the room like a buzzard." - Picard
"Data, you're supposed to rip the wrapping off." Wesley
"Data, you're the only real man on the ship." -- Beverly
"Data, you're walking so, so android like!" -- Picard
"Data, you've got to reestablish that beam!" Crusher
"Data, your head is not an artifact!" - Riker
"Data. This ought to do it." La Forge
"Data. You are the bird." Soong
"Data. Where are you taking him?" Picard
"Data... You want me to take off your head?" -- Riker
"Data... what the hell *is* it?" -- Picard
"Data... will you be all right?" - Riker
"Data?" La Forge "Geordi?" Data as Picard
"Data?" La Forge "Yes?" Data "What happened?" La Forge
"Data?", "Sir?", "Later.", "Yes sir."
"Daughter of a demon lover, Empress of the hidden face" -RUSH
"Daughter of the Night, she walks again" - the Dark Prophecy
"Dave Lister: Homo Sapien - Barely Human
"Dave, I could see your lips move." - HAL
"Dave, I have a projected failure on the alpha-echo three
"Dave, I have a projected failure on the alpha-echo three five unit within 72 hours..."
"Dave, my mind. It's going. Hey! Let me tell you about Jesus."
"Dave, put down those Windows disks. Dave...DAVE!" said Hal.
"Dave, put down those Windows disks. DaveDAVE!" - HAL 9000
"Dave, put those Windows disks down... Dave... DAVE!"
"Dave. My mind. It's going. Have you heard of the 'Global Flood?'"
"Dave. My mind. It's going. Here, have a hard-copy of the 'Watchtower'
"Dave. My mind. It's going. Here, take this shotgun and go to Florida".
"Dave? What's the difference between soup and gravy?"
"Davey Crocket, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland"
"David Cassidy *is* Abe Lincoln!" -- Mike Nelson
"David Hartman is a neck with face and eyes..." -- Tom Servo
"David Hume could out-consume Shopanhouer and Hegel."
"David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel."
"David was no dilettante; he played the center of the court." - DT I
"Dawn came too soon," Tom mourned. -Rambo & Youngquist
"Dawn on the Serengetti..." -- Tom Servo
"Dawn take you all - and be STONE to you!" - Gandalf
"Dax. The bridge is yours." - Sisko
"Dax/Odo '96. Leadership that can adapt!"
"Day 8. Missed call. Can't keep anything down." -- Crow
"Day 9. Missed call. Voice scares little Italian kid." -- Mike
"Day after day love turns grey like the skin on a dying man."
"Day after day, love turns grey..." Pink Floyd
"Day after day, night after night, loneliness creeps in her window."
"Day after life-sucking day..." -- Tom Servo
"Day in the Life of a Dentist" - by Phil McAvity
"Daylight will peep through a very small hole."
"Days like these let you savor a bad mood." - Calvin
"Days like this don't let you savour a bad mood." -Calvin
"Days? Weeks?" Kira "More like centuries." O'Brien
"De gustibus non disputandum est" -- "There's no disputing tastes"
"De gustibus non est disputandum"
"De plane boss, De plane!"
"Dead Men's Eyes (Rage On)" -- Viper
"Dead men tell no tales."
"Dead or alive you are coming with me." - Robocop
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me" - Murphy
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me." -- Robocop
"Dead or alive." Vash "Preferably dead." Q
"Dead puppies aren't much fun..."
"Dead skunk in the middle of the road, stinking up the highway..."
"Dead? But i've been only gone for 2 minutes!" * Kryten
"Dead? What a shame... and on such a beautiful day!"
"Dead? But I've been only gone for two minutes!"--Kryten
"Dead? Could be anywhere then. Hmph." - Aughra
"Dead?" Kirk "No, just deserted." Harry Mudd on Stella Mudd
"Deadline? What's a deadline?" -- Liefeld
"Deadly Bulb,I'm about to write you a reality check!" - The Tick
"Deadpan Mode" - Kryten - The Last Day, Series III
"Deadware" was coined by ME in November 1993
"Deadwood. 19th century Earth. The Ancient West." - Alexander
"Deal with it, Pink-Boy!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Deal with it, joyless prole!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Deal with it." - Marion Barry to white voters after being re-elected
"Deal. Daddy needs a new garter belt." -- Klinger at poker game
"Dealing With Mistakes" - by E. Ray Sur
"Dealing with Fractions" by Lois C. Denominator
"Dean's character is the hedonist of the show." -- Dorleac
"Deanna, I have a headache, please report to my quarters...!"
"Deanna, I've got a new holodeck program." -- Barclay
"Deanna, do you *have* to wear those spurs to bed?" --Riker
"Deanna, do you like to experiment?" Beverly
"Deanna, have you ever had really good sex? Or is it a theory?" Riker
"Deanna, tell me - do you like to...experiment?" - Beverly Crusher
"Deanna, tell me... do you like to... experiment?" -- Beverly
"Deanna... I've got a new holodeck program..." -- Barclay
"Dear Ann, How do I get rid of all these unicorns following me?" - Marie
"Dear Carol: I'm dead. Enjoy!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Dear Diary. Call me Ishmael..." -- Tom Servo
"Dear God, he's dull." -- Tom Servo
"Dear God, he's unappealing!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Dear God, please let me win the lotto..." "NO
"Dear God, what have I done?!" -- TV's Frank
"Dear God... Your name is on a lot of quotes in this Book." - XTC
"Dear IBM: Hate you, hate OS/2, took your money and ran." -Bill Gates
"Dear Jean-Luc, Hate you, hate the Federation, took Vash." - Q
"Dear John Hinckley: Bill Clinton is dating Jodie Foster." - R. Reagan
"Dear King Melchior: Thank you for the lovely frankincensce"
"Dear Lord, please save me from your followers."
"Dear Lord, the God's have been good to me." -- Homer
"Dear Santa. Hello! Ha ha Narf!" - Pinky
"Dear Stephen: Hate Blain, hate Midworld, want off... WRITE FASTER!"
"Dear, O dear, oh will they really laugh at me?" -Floyd
"Dear, can you have the kids leave the scalps alone?"
"Dear, you've lost you birth control pills," said Tom pregnantly.
"Death *IS* a health care issue." * Hillary Rodham Clinton
"Death In A G-String" -- Viper
"Death alone reveals how small are men's poor bodies." -- Juvenal
"Death and destruction! I hunger for annihilation!" -- Mars
"Death awaits you all, with big nasty sharp pointed teeth!"
"Death awaits you with long ears and nasty sharp teeth!"
"Death by asphyxiation, or death by radiation poisoning." Kirk
"Death can do strange things to people." -- Grim Jack
"Death can't stop true love. Only delay it awhile." - Westley
"Death cannot stop True Love. All it can do is delay it a bit."
"Death followed by eternitythe worst of both worlds."
"Death is a health-care issue." - Hillary Rodham Clinton [9-28-93]
"Death is a health-care issue." -- Hillary Clinton
"Death is a health-care issue." -- Hillary Rodham Clinton [9-28-93]
"Death is better; a milder fate than tyrrany." -- Aeschylus
"Death is but a doorway, time is but a window - I'll be back."
"Death is but a sample of Pete May's jokes" -- Christian Timms
"Death is but a stepping over, a passage through the Shroud."
"Death is but giving over a game that must be lost." -- Beaumont
"Death is irrelevant."
"Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'".
"Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down..."
"Death is the cure of all diseases." -- Browne
"Death is the only unbreakable rule." -- The Sybil
"Death is what we must all come to if we live long enough." - D. Garrick
"Death isn't the handicap it used to be." -- Lister
"Death loves a shining mark, a single blow."
"Death means nothing! There is no end! I will be reborn!"
"Death never takes the wise man by surprise." -- Fontaine
"Death opens unknown doors. It is most grand to die."
"Death rituals?" Quark "Everybody needs a hobby." Odo
"Death sucks!" -- Jim Dial
"Death to Winn!" Holly cried as she unlocked the KWAC gates!
"Death to Zeon!" Melakon
"Death to Zeon. Long live the Fatherland. Long live the Fuehrer."
"Death to the Black Lectroids!"
"Death was not for him; Death was become him." - DT II
"Death will come, but not for you." -- Walter, the Man In Black - s.k.
"Death with dignity, huh?" -- Tom Servo
"Death! I'm talking about death and NICK IS STILL IN THERE!" - Frannie
"Death's Head II. Tuck. The future may never be the same again."
"Death's too good for them," he said.
"Death, in itself, is nothing." -- Dryden
"Death, only, renders hope futile." -- Vad Varro
"Death, pain, fire, death, pain, fire, no, no, no!" - Lady Ladira
"Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing." - Flint
"Death? It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans."
"Deathmask! They played at my parents anniversary." -- Mike Nelson
"Deathmask, featuring Olivia Newton John." -- Mike Nelson
"Deathwalker. DEATHWALKER!!"
"Deb is private stock, man!" -- TV's Frank
"Debbie Radio." "Bobby Beemer."
"Debrief the pilots"? "YESSIR! Right away, Sir!"
"Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths." - Shakespeare
"Deceptively smart people need to be watched." -- Duck
"Decidedly *un*-bold..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Deck the halls, I'm young again, I'm you again" - Tori Amos
"Deck us all with Boston Charlie ..." -- Pogo
"Declaration of War, the short form." <President>
"Decorator Dot, at your service." - Dot
"Decrelation Of War: the short form."
"Dee air ist dee air. What can be done?" T'Pau
"Deeeee-licious!" - Wakko Warner
"Deeeee-licious!" -- Wakko
"Deeeee-sgusting!" - Dot
"Deep Secrets" - by Kent Tellem
"Deep Space Nine: Where no one has gone before, then turn left."
"Deep Throat" -I thought it was about giraffe. -Bob Hope
"Deep down inside I feel to scream. This terrible silence stops me."
"Deep down, we are more like than unlike humans." -- Skids
"Deep in my dreams and I still hear her callin'...." -Floyd
"Deep in the heart of Texas" o/~
"Definately Class M. Similar to Earth." -- Chekov
"Definately Piccasso..."- Warlock II
"Definately an inferior race." Melacon on Vulcans
"Define UNIVERSE; give two examples." "The perceived world; 1) mine, 2) yours."
"Define normal," he said strangely
"Define normal." -- Tom Servo
"Define the universe. Give three examples."
"Definitely a Rebel Deep Diving lure for early spring" -- Crow
"Definition of sheer terror: Ensign Ro with PMS!!!"
"Deflowering virgins" are my favorite kind of flowers!
"Defraud the bank. Computer scam diverts assets to your account."
"Defuse it and run like hell." - Henry. "But with dignity." - Hawk
"Deja Boo!" (Son of Casper?)
"Deja Bull: The feeling you've seen this "stuff" before..."
"Deja Pooh," - the feeling you've said 'bother' before
"Del *.*"??? How DARE you delete my Tribbles?!?
"Delays, delays..." - Marvin the Martian
"Delectable. And so are you." Kira-2
"Delete audio." - Picard
"Delicious! Tastes just like chicken!"
"Delightful spot to get lost." Kim
"Delightfully devious..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow."
"Delivery" -- Compulsion
"Delta Delta Delta, can I help ya help ya help ya?"
"Delusions are often functional." - Heinlein
"Delusions are often functional." - Lazarus Long
"Delusions are often functional." -- Heinlein
"Democracy admits variety and permits criticism." -- Forster
"Democracy can withstand anything but democrats." - J. Harshaw
"Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses." -- Mencken
"Democrats! Democrats! Get them off me!" - Rush Limbaugh
"Demons can be robbed," said Tom improbably.
"Denial" means never having to admit someone else is right.
"Denim?" Jim Mallon scoffed."Denim you say?"
"Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, dum dum dum the night.."
"Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, is not in this bit."
"Dennis! There's some lovely filth down 'ere!"
"Dentures. I lost my pearlies in the war." -- Ed Wood
"Deny everything." - X-Files
"Deny everything." -- Chris Carter
"Deny them this shipment." Crusher
"Denying the truth is almost as silly as disliking it." -- Butler
"Depeche Mode is French for 'We're wussies.'" -- Butthead
"Dependency is not born it is created" - Rush Limbaugh.
"Depends on the body..."--Mulder, on how much a human body is worth
"Depends on the tune."
"Descartes was a drunken fart; I drink, therefore I am." -- M. Python
"Describe Lone Wolf? Bald, with a bone in his head..." - Beast
"Describe your balls!" "...heavy, black and pendulous"
"Describe your childhood for me, Mr. T. Robot." -- Dr. Servo
"Describe your relationship with your mother." -- Dr. Servo
"Description?" "Bald, with a bone on his head."
"Description?" Garibaldi "Bald, with a bone on his head." Sheridan
"Desert Crossing" - By I. Rhoda Camel
"Design side effect" : Micro$oft expression for "bug"
"Desire for glory clings to men longer than any other passion."
"Desperation is a highly emotional state of mind." - Kirk
"Despise not prophesyings." -- 1 Thessalonians 5:20
"Despite all this, life goes on..." -- Mike Nelson
"Despotism comes from political extremes." -- Aristotle
"DesqView!" ...Gesundheit
"Dessert? What is this?" Loqual
"Destined for emptiness & down on your knees..."
"Destiny is a funny thing." -The Tick.
"Destroy first, ask questions later." -- PredaKing
"Destroy it now." -- The Entities
"Destroy what's below and what's above will follow." -- Rumble
"Destroyed? How?" O'Brien "I don't know." O'Brien
"Detach the saucer, Data. Don't spill the tea!"
"Details, details..." -- Jack Butler
"Deutschland Uber Alles:" Just an old fascist love song.
"Devil Bunnies! I snort the nose, Lucifer! Banana!"
"Devil Bunnies! I snort the nose, Lucifer! Banana!"
"Devistating! Why this could kill millions!"
"Devo to the rescue!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Dex, the odds of navigating an asteroid field..." "SHUT UP!"
"Dexdoesn't CARE about us anymore????????????"--Amy
"Dexter, I have in my hand a box of chocolate bunnies."
"Dey don't look like Presbyterians to me..."
"Dey's tops is made outa rubber. Dey's bottoms is made outa springs!"
"Di-kronium exists only in laboratory experiments." Spock
"Dials. Buttons. Switches." -- Tom Servo
"Dialysis? My god, what is this, the Dark Ages?" - McCoy
"Dialysis?!? My God! What is this, the dark ages?!?" -- McCoy
"Diamonds And Rust" -- Judas Priest
"Diamonds, the hardest known substance." Kirk
"Dianara and the kids, they don't know they're dead." Hercules
"Dianne, I have in my hand a box of chocolate bunnies."
"Diareaha cha cha chaa, Dirareaha cha cha cha...."-Beavis & Butt-Head
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrhea cha cha cha." - Beavis & Butt-Head
"Dibs on spaying it!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Dice Crafters... New dice in about an hour."
"Dick! Your fired!" "Thank you."
"Dick, I'm very, *very* dissapointed!" -- The Old Man
"DickYour fired!" "Thank you."
"Dictynna" - Blessed Lawgiving Mother.
"Did Adam and Eve have navels?" - Milo Bloom
"Did Christ hunt people on deserted islands?" -- Tom Servo
"Did I do THAT???" - S. Erkel
"Did I ever tell you how we took the entire Vega system in NINE days?"
"Did I ever tell you that story?" -- Londo
"Did I get it right?" - McCoy
"Did I have a brooding intensity or anything?" -- Mike Nelson
"Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?" -- Hawkeye to Freedman
"Did I introduce myself? The name is Flagg, with the double g."
"Did I mention Rock Climbing, Guys?" -- TV's Frank
"Did I mention that I cried?"
"Did I miss something?" - Dodger
"Did I not tell you how you should know my daughter by her garments?"
"Did I say Billy Mumy? I meant Butch Patrick!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Did I say something wrong?" - Data
"Did I say that?" - Potter. "You were about to, sir." - Radar
"Did I say your money OR your life? I meant to say AND." - Jehovah
"Did I sound anti-virgin?" (Elaine)
"Did I tell you about the time I...?" - Maniac
"Did I watch too much T.V.?" -Floyd
"Did IQ's just drop sharply while I was away?" -- Ripley
"Did You make mankind after we made You... and the devil too?" - XTC
"Did ancient toastmasters make this film?" -- Mike Nelson
"Did anybody bring marshmallows?" - Janet Reno
"Did anyone get the number of that elephant?" - Tom Foley
"Did anyone in the 50s ever think about running?" -- Mike Nelson
"Did everyone forget how to drive?" -- Don Schanke
"Did everyone know about this except me?" Picard/Kamin
"Did he go on another wild shooting spree?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Did he just say Funky Butt Lovin ?"
"Did he really get lost in his own museum?" -- Henry Jones
"Did he say *homework*!?!" -- Grand Nagus Zek
"Did it ever occur to you that God might be a committee?" - Heinlein
"Did it, like, get quiet?" - Butt-Head
"Did my father send you here?" -- Guinan
"Did she buy that dress at the ice capades?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Did she seem like the sincere type?" - Richie Ryan
"Did someone say fish? I haven't been fed all day." - Catwoman
"Did someone say they wanted toast?" * Talkie Toaster
"Did that happen?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Did that robot say Zaphod Beblebrox?" -- Ford Prefect
"Did the film just bog down or is it me?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Did the table do something to offend you, Worf?" - Deanna
"Did the table do something wrong?" - Deanna
"Did they expect us to treat them with any respect?" -Pink Floyd
"Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?"
"Did they voluntarily beam....come ashore?" Kirk
"Did we accidently switch to a different movie?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Did we do it? Did we make a difference?" -- Kirk
"Did we get it? Tell me we got it."--Bill Nye
"Did we get that? Tell me we got that. Did we get it?" Torqueman
"Did we just do something horribly wrong?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Did we just go thru a flashback or a flash-forward?" -- Crow
"Did we make a difference?" - Kirk ST:G
"Did we order this dinner to go?" "No! Why?" "'Cause there it goes!"
"Did we order this dinner to go?" -- Banzai
"Did we overdress for North Dakota?" -- Servo
"Did ya catch the tickets on her??!!
"Did ya hear it? They called us by name!" Scott
"Did ya put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was burning"
"Did ya try Comic Book College?" -- Tom Servo
"Did ya try all the Baskin Robbins?" -- Mike Nelson
"Did you also promise to give away my firstborn?!"
"Did you call me, Brother?" Rom
"Did you check the bathtub, she sleeps there sometimes"
"Did you enjoy it, Captain?" Spock
"Did you enjoy the snow, Garfield?" "Quite. I'm ready for summer now."
"Did you ever hear anything more..".Kira
"Did you ever run into Halley's Comet?" Clemens
"Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?" Pooh queried.
"Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?"
"Did you get anything out of him at all?" Tain "Nothing." Garak
"Did you get the Deputy Dawg collectors glass?" -- Tom Servo
"Did you have to trash the street, Force?" -- Stonewall
"Did you hear the peacock story?" "No." "Its a beautiful tail."
"Did you just call me a wussie?" -- Mike Nelson
"Did you know there's P.P. on your smock?"--Yakko Warner
"Did you know there's a Thing in your milk?" - Wakko Warner
"Did you know you have P.P. on your smock?" - Yakko Warner
"Did you know, there's a Thing in your milk?" - Wakko
"Did you know... it was all going to go so wrong for you" -Floyd
"Did you learn that from Data as well?" - Picard
"Did you like killing?" -Borg "Yes." -Data
"Did you miss me? I GUESS NOT!" - S. Ipkiss
"Did you miss me?" "With every shot so far!"
"Did you miss me?" - The Mask
"Did you miss us?" - Dot Warner
"Did you miss us?" -- Dot
"Did you never say 'no' to a Klingon?" Quark
"Did you notice a sign out front that said 'Dead nigger storage'?"
"Did you notice how rudely that officer treated you?" -- Kes
"Did you notice how the Godpigeon had gas?" - Squit Goodfeather
"Did you pull this suit off The Riddler?" -- Tom Servo
"Did you put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was burning."
"Did you read it in one of your books?" -- Harley Stone
"Did you really think that we could share all of eternity?" --LaCroix
"Did you say 'sell?'" Quark
"Did you say MNP means Modem Needs Pizza?"
"Did you say `sell'?" -- Quark
"Did you say it sincerely?" "Nah, it was a defense mechanism." - Earl
"Did you say, 'Shut up, Wesley?' You stupid balding twit!" -- Crusher
"Did you see 'im repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
"Did you see that gun he fired at us? It was bigger than him."
"Did you see that, Data?" Picard
"Did you see the frightened ones?" -Floyd
"Did you see the love light in Spock's eyes?" McCoy
"Did you set our plan in motion?" Tuvok
"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes." - Steve Wright
"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a few mistakes"
"Did you swallow a radio announcer?" -- Hawkeye to Radar
"Did you swallow your face, Frank?" -- Hawkeye
"Did you take a good look at his soul?" - Duncan MacLeod
"Did you take any other Tricorder readings?" - Beverly
"Did you take his temperature?" "No, why, is it missing?"
"Did you take your pill<s> this morning?"
"Did you tell Luke? Is that who you could tell?!" - Han Solo
"Did you tell her about the cannibals?" -- Professor Arturo
"Did you tell her about the cannibals?" Arturo
"Did you tell your father I was joking?" Nog
"Did you think *Iwouldn't know?!" The Shadow
"Did you think I wouldn't find out?"
"Did you think you would get away with it?" - The Shadow
"Did you try all the emergency rooms?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Did you try to copulate with a Newcomer?" Al Einstein
"Did you use any frog DNA?" -- Alan Grant
"Did you walk the dog?" "Yeah, he buried me a few times."
"Did you write this symphony..*in* the shed?"
"DidUever stop to think, &forget 2 start again?"Pooh queried.
"Didn't I flirt with you last week on Deck 11?" -- Riker
"Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination???"
"Didn't I see this on a David Copperfield special?" - Yakko
"Didn't I sleep with you last week on Deck 11?" -- Riker
"Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails..." - Weird Al
"Didn't open the box?" -- Nailnose
"Didn't they teach you any MANNERS in Starfleet?"--Lwaxana
"Didn't they warn you about Ferengi at the Academy?" - Paris
"Didn't think you big TV stars went to the bathroom." -- Hank
"Didn't we see him on Mork and Mindy?" - Animaniacs
"Didn't we see him on Mork and Mindy?" - The Warners
"Didn't we see him on Mork and Mindy?" -- Animaniacs
"Didn't we see him on Mork and Mindy?" -- Tom Servo
"Didn't you clowns forget something out there?" - Shai-ster
"Didn't you just feel like smacking the little runt?" - Annie Ross
"Didn't you know comics were bad for ya?"-Freddy Krueger
"Didn't you see the 25mph sign?" "No officer, I was driving too fast."
"Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?" - Zazu
"Didn't your mother teach you any manners?" -- O'Brien
"Didnt know international smuggling involved so much lifting."
"Die Demon! Die at the hands of of" -- Net Prophet
"Die Iesu Domine, dona eis requiem." <WHACK!> Repeat as necessary.
"Die Jesu Domiae. Donna eis Requiem." <Whack!>
"Die Jesu Domine, Domine Es Requium." (WHACK!). Repeat as necessary
"Die Soon and Decay." - A Vulcan Curse
"Die Wahrheit ist da."
"Die to save charges." -- Burton
"Die well." Kern (Worf's brother)
"Die well." - Kern
"Die with honor, O'Brien." Tosk
"Die with others." * Klingon
"Die you gruesome son of a bitch!" -- Blindside
"Die! heh heh heh Die!" -Old Purple Tentacle
"Die, Earth scum!"
"Die, die, die my darling!" -- Misfits
"Die, die, die! Everybody die!" Jaris
"Die, die, die, everybody die!" Hengist
"Die, you furless freak!" - Kilrathi Taunt
"Die, you twisted little monkey." - Fredric Rice
"Die." - Ray
"Die: To stop sinning suddenly."
"Die? What is this?" Wormhole creators
"Diet is die with a "t" added." - Garfield
"Dieting Made Easy" By Ann O'Rexic
"Dieting Made Easy" by Ann O'Rexic
"Difference of opinion is advantageous in religion." - T. Jefferson
"Different Earths, identical mayhem." -- Professor Arturo
"Different Earths, identical meyhem." Arturo
"Different eyes see different things"
"Different hearts beat on different strings"
"Different strokes for different folks." - Xavier St. Cloud
"Difficulty is not in new ideas, but in escaping old ones."
"Dig - their pad, it's a museum" - Joey Gaynor, "The Addams Family"
"Dig a little harder, Joel; I can't feel the pain yet." -- Servo
"Dig me: *I* am at Allan Brady's table."--Paul Reiser
"Dig the well before you are thirsty." _ Chinese Proverb
"Digging under my nails, between my toes..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Digital circuits are made from analog parts."
"Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack." - Quark
"Dignity, hell! I got 3 bucks on this!" -- Col. Potter
"Dimmesdale?"
"Ding ding ding! We have a winner!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ding dong, the Lich is dead." "Of COURSE it's DEAD!"
"Ding dong, the Lich is dead." "That's UNdead, dear..."
"Dinner is over", announced the cannibal houseboy masterfully.
"Dinner isn't white enough, honey." -- Mike Nelson
"Dinner's gonna be late. Come 'ere boy!" - Gramma Addams
"Dinner." --Delenn. "Dinner?" --Sheridan. "Dinner." --Delenn.
"Dino-netics : The Science of Selling Books" - by L. Mother Hubbard
"Dinosaurs eat anywhere they want." -Calvin
"Dinosaurs eat men. Women inherit the earth." -- Ellie Sattler
"Dinsdale!...Dinsdale!"...Spiny Norman.
"Diplomacy is a deadly weapon of a civilized warrior."
"Diplomacy is a delicate weapon of a civilized warrior." --Hun, A.T.
"Diplomacy is fine, but these Heridothians are crazy!" - Arisa Nerone
"Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock."
"Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilised warrior." Hun, A.t.
"Diplomacy, gentlemen, is a job best left to diplomats." Fox
"Diplomatic imunity!" <Blam> "Just been revoked."
"Direct hit! No damage to the Borg ship." Barnaby
"Direct hit!" Sulu "No effect." Spock
"Direct, aren't you?" - Batman, to Chase Meridian
"Dirk Squarejaw..." -- Joel Robinson
"Dirtier and uglier and sneakier and trickier..."
"Dirty Boy and Service Master are calling..." -- Tom Servo
"Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies." -- Rat Fink, Bone Gnawer
"Dirty pool, old man. I like it." - Gomez Addams
"Dis combat is to da det." T'Pau
"Dis ist da Fulcan heart, dis ist da Fulcan soul." T'Pau
"Dis-moi qui tu frquentes, et je te dirai qui tu es." (Tell me what company you keep and I'll tell you who you are.)
"Disappointed that Abba weren't on the soundtrack..." -- Nelson
"Disappointment is a good sign of basic intelligence." -- Chgyam Trungpa
"Discipline in the Home" - by Wilma Child Begood
"Discipline in the Home" - by Wilma Child Begood
"Discipline is organization, chain of command & logistics." -Sun Tzu
"Discipline is organization, chain of command and logistics."
"Disco's back and hotter than ever." -- Mike Nelson
"Disco? I'd rather be dead!" -- Sam Beckett
"Disconnect the power transfer beam." Picard
"Discord makes the sweetest airs." -- Butler
"Discovery conists in seeing what everybody has seen
"Disdain and scorn ride sparkling in her eyes." -- Hero
"Disengage this computer now." Kirk to Daystrom
"Disguise your voice!" - Beavis "Shut up, Beavis" - Butt-Head
"Disguise your voice" "Shut up, Beavis..."
"Disgusting!..." -- Frank. "I certainly hope so." -- Hawkeye.
"Dishonesty is the second-best policy." - G. Carlin
"Disintergration - is not for you. Your fate will be different..."
"Disliking the truth does not make it any less true." -- Jack Butler
"Dismissed, Commander." Sheridan
"Dismissed. That's a Starfleet expression for 'get out.'" - Janeway
"Disneyland," a people trap run by a mouse.
"Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back Gordon's body." -- Kala
"Disposable hunchbacks?" -- Tom Servo
"Disregard, Commander........false alarm." - Kira"
"Dissappointment doesn't kill." "Yeah, rejection kills. Dissappointment only maims." -- Noelle, Abby, "The Truth about Cats and Dogs"
"Distance: 20,000 kilometers off the port bow." Tuvok
"Distrust any enterprise which requires new clothes." -- Thoreau
"Ditch the coffin. We have what we need." -- Joel Robinson
"Dittoheads"? Think for themselves? Hah hah hah hah!
"Dive-bombed, napalmed, nuclear warheaded..."
"Diversity of opinion is the essance of freedom." - Devlin
"Dizzy Gillespyesque..." -- Tom Servo
"Dizzy squash little blue thing! Dizzy do good!"
"Do *not* go in thereWhooo!" -- Ace Ventura
"Do Borg Dream of Electric Sheep?" ah, irrelevant
"Do Good's deeds live on?" "No, Evil's deeds do, O God!"
"Do I *want* to know what 'AJ juice' is?"--Charlotte
"Do I believe in the Bible? Hell Man, I've seen one!"
"Do I detect a note of panic in your voice?" Quark
"Do I have a head shaped like an amusing ice cube?" - Kryten
"Do I have to spell it out for you?!" Londo "Oh!" Sheridan & Ivanova
"Do I have to spell it out for you??" Londo
"Do I have your attention, Mr. Jones?" - The Crow
"Do I know what I'm saying? Whatever it is I don't mean it."-Hawkeye
"Do I know you, Mister...?" Guinan "Data. Yes." Data
"Do I know you?" Q "O'Brien, from the Enterprise." O'Brien
"Do I know you?" -- Guinan "Not yet, but you will." -- Picard
"Do I look like I care what God thinks?" -- Pinhead
"Do I look like I'm joking?" - The Joker
"Do I look like a nuclear genius?" <hunter>
"Do I look like someone who cares about what God thinks?" - Pinhead
"Do I look stupid? Of course you can marry my daughter."
"Do I make a fluffy light omlette or what?" -- Beakman
"Do I mind if you smoke?" "Do you mind if I crap on your shoes?"
"Do I please you? Do you find me pleasing?" -Crow T. Robot
"Do I swing it back and forth? Or just let it drag?" - Charlene
"Do I-a talk-a like-a dis-a?!"--Arturo
"Do Immortals get sick?" - Richie Ryan
"Do Klingons fear death as much as Humans?" Gregory Quinn
"Do NOT go in there.. Whooo!" - Ace Ventura
"Do Scottish wiccans do it---`sky plaid'?"
"Do What I can, death to the message of the Ku Klux Klan." -RHCP
"Do a Good Turn Daily" - Scout Slogan
"Do all the philosophers have an S in them?"
"Do androids sleep with electric sheep?"
"Do any of you notice a weird smell?" -- Tom Servo
"Do as I say rapidly. I'm in a hurry." - Roland
"Do as I say, and think for yourself, or kill me!" -- Dobbs
"Do as I say, not as I do." - Hillary Clinton
"Do as you are ordered, and live." - Drow Proverb
"Do be do be do" -Sinatra "Do bidet today" -janitor su
"Do be do be do" -Sinatra "Do bidet today" -janitor supervisor -JCF
"Do cats eat bats? Do bats eat cats?" -- Carroll
"Do cats use telescopes?" -- Mike Nelson
"Do expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Bond...I expect you to die!"
"Do fuzzy black holes have any hair?" - Larry Niven
"Do ghosts carry Magnums like he's carrying?" -Annapuma.
"Do immortals get sick?" -- Richie Ryan
"Do it our way or no way. Got that, berk?"
"Do it to me one more time." -Tenille
"Do it with style or don't bother doing it." -- Jazz
"Do it, Liuetenant." Janeway to Paris
"Do it. Red alert." Janeway
"Do it." Janeway
"Do lovely things, not dream them, all day long." -Kingsley
"Do me a favor: be careful." Riker to Troi
"Do mice fly?" "Sure, just like monkeys."
"Do monkeys know that they are monkeys?" - Mrs. Jewls
"Do nine men interpret ?" - "Nine men !" I nod. (Palindrom)
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod.
"Do not answer fools according to their folly..." - Proverbs 26:4
"Do not approach me unannounced!!" - Worf to Troi
"Do not approach me unannounced!" -- Worf
"Do not ask for what you will wish you had not got." - Seneca
"Do not ask for whom the tax rises ..." W. Clinton
"Do not attempt to speak wit him, Kirk." T'Pau
"Do not be distracted by that which is within you." -- Gentle Mountain
"Do not control. Be in control." - Caine to Peter
"Do not covet thy neighbor's man-servant." -- Mike Nelson
"Do not curse him, for without him I should not have done it Sam" ..
"Do not dispute death unless you have lived through it." a Spock*Trek
"Do not ever say that again. Ever." --Speaker/Chmeee
"Do not force us to walk where we do not choose to walk" - Elric
"Do not get drunk around strangers." - Forrest Gump
"Do not go gentle into that good night..."
"Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy." - Heinlein
"Do not induce vomiting!" "This movie will do it for you!"
"Do not initiate combat, let them fire first." - Sheridan
"Do not interfere, Kirk; keep dye place." T'Pau
"Do not look into laser with remaining good eye."
"Do not make excuses unless you have to." - Forrest Gump
"Do not make my bunghole angry!" - Beavis
"Do not mistake composure for ease." - Tuvok
"Do not play games with the Hand; they do not play games."
"Do not show your face in this town again!" - Worf
"Do not suffer a Wyrmling to live" -- Wisetongue, Get of Fenris
"Do not thwart an enemy returning home." -Sun Tzu
"Do not touch the glass. Do not approach the glass." -- Dr. Chilton
"Do not try to cut your own hair." - Forrest Gump
"Do not try; either DO or DO NOT." <Pat Morita, The Karate Kid>
"Do not understand. Just do." -- Raging Eagle
"Do not use in shower." - Warning on a hair dryer
"Do not wait for the translation! Answer me now!" -- Chang
"Do not waste time with these derelicts." -Invid squad commander
"Do not worry milord; The arrow did not, in fact, enter my body."
"Do or do not. At least that's what he always says." - Kyp Durron
"Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda
"Do or do not. At least that's what he always says." - Kyp Durron
"Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda
"Do people WANT fire that can be fitted nasally?" marketing cavewoman
"Do something unexpected. Get it?" "Yes, I get it." <SPLASH>
"Do that voodoo that you do..." -- Mike Nelson
"Do the Japanese vote for politicians?" Tom said erectly.
"Do the vodka martini's quite all the men you've killed?" - 006/Janus
"Do the words "BOOM-shaka-laka-laka!" mean anything to you?" - Anna S
"Do the words Oxygen Deprivation mean anything to ya?" -- Erhardt
"Do the world a favor - pull your lip over your head, and swallow."
"Do they still meet there by the cut?" -Pink Floyd
"Do unborn baby's dream?"-Alice
"Do unto others as you can, without getting hurt too bad." -- Bob
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." - New Testament
"Do unto others before they do unto you..." - Beastly proverb.
"Do unto others, then SPLIT!"
"Do we get frequent flier miles for watching this?" -- Mike Nelson
"Do we have a conspiracy base? :)" - Renimar Keth-Solamni
"Do we have a conspiracy base?"
"Do we have any coffee left?" Janeway
"Do we have to save the universe, AGAIN???"
"Do we have to see this?" -- Joel Robinson
"Do we look like any Romans you ever saw?" Kirk
"Do we stay true to our ideals, or do we just stay here?" -- Bashir
"Do what John? Do what John? Come again? Do what?"
"Do what comes naturally now. Throw a tantrum."
"Do what he says." Sisko
"Do what thou wilt" shall be the Law. - Aleister Crowley
"Do what you love, the rest will follow!"
"Do what you want to the girl, but leave me alone!" - G. Carlin
"Do whatever you want; just leave us out of it." -- Sisko
"Do women know about shrinkage?" (George)
"Do ya have jobs or anything?" "Job? What's a ... Job?"
"Do ya' wanna' dance, under the moonlight" ...
"Do you always answer a question with a question?" "Why not?"
"Do you always begin conversations this way?" -The Man In Black
"Do you believe in Users ?" - Ram
"Do you believe in Users?"
"Do you believe in and afterlife?" "I think this is it." - Brown
"Do you believe in extra-terrestrials?" - Mulder to Scully
"Do you believe in intuition?" "No, but I have a strange feeling that someday I will."
"Do you believe in the existence of _extraterrestrials_?" - Mulder
"Do you bring the shortening of the way?" -- Liet-Kynes
"Do you call yourself a religious man? Probably not." -- Gooshie
"Do you care to surrender now, Captain?" - Riker
"Do you dare do battle with the nose of your birth?" The Tick
"Do you dig graves?" "Yeah, yeah they're all right, yeah."
"Do you doubt my word, Klingon?" Eleen
"Do you enjoy sex?" "That MY business!" "Oh, a professional, eh?"
"Do you enjoy the music?" Kirk "Music?" Alice 118 "Music?" Alice 2
"Do you enjoy the sound of the roaring sea?" -- Tsunami
"Do you ever get leave?" - "Of my senses." -- Hawkeye
"Do you ever wonder where felt come from?" - Crow
"Do you ever work?" - Zimbu the monkey, to Dilbert
"Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Bond,I expect you to die!"
"Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr. Royall, I expect you to die."
"Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Jet Jaguar I expect you to die!"
"Do you feel lucky, PUNK???"
"Do you feel lucky, punk?" -- Data
"Do you feel more comfortable labelling me as insane?"
"Do you feel up to it?" - Troi "Absolutely." - Lt. Riker
"Do you find me spooky?" - Mulder to Scully
"Do you find me spooky?" - Mulder to Scully (Squeeze)
"Do you fly?" "All the time!"
"Do you get tennis elbow from checkers?" -- Hawkeye
"Do you have a cat?" * Capt Hollister
"Do you have a dumpster I could root through?" -Calvin on bouquets
"Do you have a flop for the night?" Keeler "A what?" Kirk
"Do you have a girl coming over?"--Scully "What's a girl?"--Mulder
"Do you have a list of all the books I've ever read?"
"Do you have a list of all the books written in the English language?"
"Do you have a name?" La Forge to Third of Five
"Do you have a nipple... uh... CIGARETTE!" -- Tom Servo
"Do you have a problem with that?" "No, but now you do." Animaniacs
"Do you have a pulse, or are you a junkyard of meat and wire?"
"Do you have a theory, Mr. Scott?" - Kirk ST:G
"Do you have a thing for bats, Dr. Meridian?" - Bruce Wayne
"Do you have a ticket to Hell?" -- Kirstie
"Do you have a wide repertoire?" - "What a personal question!"
"Do you have another face you can wear?" -- Mike Nelson
"Do you have another idea?" Janeway
"Do you have any Bajoran in you?" "No..." "Would you like some?"
"Do you have any Grey Poupon?" - "Uh, grey poop on what?"
"Do you have any books with photographs of dinosaurs?"
"Do you have any hobbies?" "I collect spores, molds, and fungus."
"Do you have any idea who the victim was?" Janeway
"Do you have any idea why we're here?" - Sheridan
"Do you have anything for beginners?" - Dot Warner
"Do you have it?" Sarah "Right here." Sheridan
"Do you have that book by Rushdie: 'Satanic Nurses'?"
"Do you have to go to school to learn how to act this badly?"
"Do you have to hold that thing that close?!" Riker
"Do you hear any explosions, Mr. Spock?" Kirk
"Do you hear it, Kalas? The fat lady is singing" -- MacLeod
"Do you hear something "Little Wooden Boy"? Uh huh uh um..." - Tick
"Do you hear that Princess? Those are the screeching eels!" - Vizzini
"Do you hear that?" Bashir "Hear what?" Garak
"Do you hear the grasshopper at your feet?"
"Do you intend to blast a hole through the viewer?" - Picard
"Do you know I..still wet my bed."
"Do you know any Klingon opera?" - Worf
"Do you know anything about an immortal named Quinten Barnes?"
"Do you know how almost fired you are!?!" - Medusa
"Do you know how close you came to loosing your head?" -- MacLeod
"Do you know how many pressure doors they'll have to burn through?"
"Do you know how much it hurts to get shot in the chest?"
"Do you know how much money an eye costs?!" Quark
"Do you know how much replacing this elevator is going to cost?"
"Do you know how to spell 'Enterprise'" - Computer
"Do you know how to spell `Enterprise?'" -- Enterprise Computer
"Do you know me...?" -- Chrome
"Do you know me?" -- Guinan "Very well." -- Picard
"Do you know my line?" -- Tom Servo
"Do you know what Bajorans say about people like Chris, Odo?"--Kira
"Do you know what Heavy Metal means?" -Bink "A large tuba section?"
"Do you know what Hell is like, MacLeod?" Kinkaid
"Do you know what a quota is?" "Uh, is that like 25 cents?"
"Do you know what always follows Q" "R?" --Deanna and Lwaxana
"Do you know what always follows Q?!"--Deanna "R?"--Lwaxana
"Do you know what it is like when telepaths make love?" - Talia Winters
"Do you know what it's like to laugh like that?" "Yes. Yes I do."
"Do you know what liver and onions are going for on Zeta Reticula?"-FM
"Do you know what the last Zahn said before he died? AARGH!"--Londo
"Do you know what the sad part is? I'm a very good tailor."--Garak
"Do you know what they'll do with you, Odo?"--Dr. Mora Pol "DO?!"--Odo
"Do you know what we do to responsible Zeons? <<bang>>" Daras
"Do you know what you just did?" "He knows, Doctor. He knows."
"Do you know where he is?" - Picard
"Do you know where you are?" Q "Starbase Hera." Picard
"Do you know where your children are?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Do you know who I am?!" - Dr. Scratchansniff
"Do you know who I am?" - Dream Ivanova
"Do you know who you're talking to?" - King Roderick the Fifth
"Do you like animals? Or just runners?"
"Do you like my Nehru jacket?" Gary asked modestly.
"Do you like your Chili with or without crushed Oreos?" -- Riggs
"Do you live here?"-Kristen "Nobody *lives* here..."-Little Girl
"Do you mean now?" - When asked for the time. - Yogi Berra
"Do you mean to say you never handled the controls yourself?"
"Do you mind if I smoke?" "Do you mind if I crap on you
"Do you mind if I smoke?" "I don't care if you spontaneously combust."
"Do you mind if I use your comm badge" - Riker to Troy
"Do you mind if my friend sits this one out, she's just dead." - 007
"Do you mind if we join you?" - Troi "Yes." - Ro
"Do you mind? I'm eating my cereal!" - Picard
"Do you need any help, Doctor?" Crusher
"Do you need me? Fine. Computer, end EMH program."--HoloDoc
"Do you need my serial number too?" -Vodafone customer
"Do you realize a robot just sang a song to a turtle." Crow
"Do you realize what you have done?" Anan 7
"Do you really believe that I am the Emissary?" - Sisko
"Do you really think I care what God thinks?!" - PinHead
"Do you really want the answer? The ULTIMATE answer?" - Deep Thought
"Do you recall what Barnum said about suckers?" - Dana Scully
"Do you receive any other impressions?" - Mulder "It's ugly" - Psychic
"Do you recognize this pan as the one your wife used?"
"Do you remember *any* of my lessons?" - Caine
"Do you remember seeing any other ships nearby?" Dax
"Do you remember the first time we met?" Guinan
"Do you remember the time before the war?" "No, I don't let myself"
"Do you remember the time before the war?" - Flint
"Do you run this place?" Kirk "Indeed I do, Mr. Kirk." Keeler
"Do you say you will fight me, Maab?" Akaar
"Do you see an animal?" Chakotay "Yes." Janeway
"Do you see anything good coming out of this war?" "Me. Alive." Hawk
"Do you see my smile in my words, sad and evil?" - The Crow
"Do you see now, the advantages of being completely human?" - Lore
"Do you serve crabs here?" "Oui, madame, we serve anyone."
"Do you smell pina coladas?" -- Natalie Lambert
"Do you smell that? A sweet odor like honey!" Kirk
"Do you smell...something?" Spock
"Do you smoke after sex?" "I don't know, never looked."
"Do you solemnly swear... Mrs. Clinton, put your hand down..."
"Do you still think I am trouble?" - Vash
"Do you suck blood?" "I got a straw right here pal!"
"Do you suck blood?" "ahhhhhh mmmmmm Yeah i SUCK blood all the time!"
"Do you suck blood?" "Yeah,I,uhh,suck blood all the time"-The Tick
"Do you suppose any of us will ever speak English again?" -- Hawkeye
"Do you suppose this disco thing is some method of torture?" -Zentradi
"Do you suppose we've died and gone to the Army?" -- Trapper
"Do you swear to uphold (psst, Hillary, put your arm down)..."
"Do you swear to uphold (psst, Mrs Clinton put your arm down)."
"Do you take anything off for cash?"-" All except my earrings"
"Do you take me seriously *now*?" - Pretorius
"Do you think Agent Scully's dead?" - Skinner "I don't know" - Mulder
"Do you think God lets you plea bargain?" - Calvin
"Do you think God lets you plea bargain?" Calvin 'n Hobbes
"Do you think I'm *spooky*?" Mulder to Scully - SQUEEZE
"Do you think it's enough to get us there?" -- Tori Amos
"Do you think it's legal to park here?" - Pinky
"Do you think there's a heaven where some screams have gone?"
"Do you think there's such a thing as fate?" - Tessa Noelle
"Do you think they would take me more seriously if I wore a grey suit?"
"Do you think they'll have that on the tour." -- Ian Malcolm
"Do you think you can tell?" -Floyd
"Do you understand any part of what he's told you?" - Riker
"Do you want a Coca-Cola Bottling Contract?" -1899
"Do you want a lapful of hot Odo?" - Quark
"Do you want a piece of me!?" --Gen "Do I get to choose which piece?" --Nate, LGD
"Do you want it described here?" - Troi
"Do you want me to beg, Delenn?" - G'Kar
"Do you want the calamari or the squid?" - Yakko Warner
"Do you want this to become violent?" Wesley
"Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy!"
"Do you want to come back to my place?" "Yeah, alright."
"Do you want to get the net or should I?" -- Al Calavicci
"Do you want to go back?" -- Chekov "No!" -- McCoy
"Do you want to go faster? Raise your hand if you want to
"Do you want to live forever? " - Valeria
"Do you want to make people's heads explode? Sure! We all do!"
"Do you want to talk about socks?"
"Do you want to talk about the dramatic unities again?"
"Do you, in fact, have any cheese at all in this establishment?"
"Do you, in fact, have two sheds?"
"Do zombies ever try to analyze their nightmares?" -- Tom Servo
"Do, Re, Me, Fa, So, La, Fido"/The FidoNet Theme Song
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." <YODA-Empire Strikes Back>
"Doc! all I ever think of is sex." "Watch Limbaugh for awhile."
"Doc, I don't want to hurt you!" Kirk
"Doc, all I ever think of is sex." "Watch Limbaugh for awhile."
"Doc, it happened over two years ago, and I wasn't there." Sheridan
"Doc, shouldn't we back up? We don't have enough road to get up to 88."
"Docking Starships involves berth control" -- Scotty
"Doctor @LN@, set phasers on 'Spank.'" <snicker> "Aye, Captain!"
"Doctor Chandra, will I dream?" -- HAL 9000
"Doctor McCoy, I believe you're enjoying all this." Kirk
"Doctor Rekcus? Doctor REKCUS? ... Hey, wait just a darn minute!"
"Doctor, I *AM* in command of the Enterprise." Spock
"Doctor, I require your assitance." Neelix
"Doctor, I think you know where you can store it."--Data
"Doctor, I'm not going mad! I did see Captain Kirk!" Uhura
"Doctor, I've just seen the captain!" Uhura
"Doctor, are cranberries healthy?" "I've never heard one complain."
"Doctor, are you sure this thing is working properly?"
"Doctor, do try the wine. You'll find it excellent." Korob
"Doctor, have you chosen a name for yourself yet?" Kes
"Doctor, he seemed more angry than frightened." Uhura
"Doctor, his heart's stopped." Chapel
"Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Don't do that, then!"
"Doctor, please report to the ward room immediately." Sisko
"Doctor, what are you and the Captain doing?" -- Data
"Doctor, who created this virus?" Sisko "The Bajorans, sir." Bashir
"Doctor, why do you have to remove my womb?" asked Mary hysterically.
"Doctor, you are a sensualist." "You bet your pointed ears I am."
"Doctor, you are out of line." Decker "So are you. Sir." McCoy
"Doctor, you have an unsurpassed talent for understatement." Spock
"Doctor. You may leave the bridge." Decker
"Does ""gay 90s"" have anything to do with Clinton's Army?"
"Does 'anal retentive' have a hyphen?" "No, it has a colon."
"Does Area 51 exist?" "That information is classified!"
"Does Area 51 exist?" "That's classified!"
"Does Area 51 have restrooms?" "That's classified
"Does Area 51: use toilet paper?" "That's classified!"
"Does Batman know you're wearing his cape so badly?" - Animaniacs
"Does Batman know you're wearing his cape?So badly?" -Yakko to Dracula
"Does Dreamland exist?" "You're dreaming if you think I'd tell."
"Does God Exist?" Norwegian Computer Experts Offer New Evidence
"Does Joe Jackson *have* to be in his videos?" -Gallagher
"Does Mrs. Washington know you wear so much makeup?" -Hoagie
"Does Rome still rule the world?" - Nefertiri
"Does Superman Exist?" Norwegian Brain Boffins Offer New Evidence
"Does T-Bird know where he's going?" "No. He doesn't know..."
"Does `expedition' start with an `X'?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Does anybody ELSE have an opinion?" - Mrs. Gorf
"Does anybody else feel like a fried egg?" - The Riddler
"Does anybody else hear that?" Bashir "What?" Kira
"Does anybody else in here feel the way I do?" -Floyd
"Does anybody here remember Vera Linn?"
"Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?" -Floyd
"Does anyone REALLY read these stupid quotes?"
"Does anyone carry the cow-tipping conference?"
"Does anyone else here like Barney?". - AK
"Does anyone remember where we anchored the Arkham?
"Does anyone... anyone have any raisins?" -- Michael Dorn
"Does drool bother you?" -- Mike Nelson
"Does dumbo land before he, ya know, has to take a dump?" Butt-Head
"Does everybody know about the wheat except me?" Kirk
"Does he always brag this much?" "He's just getting started."
"Does he pat you like that?" - Maniac to Flint
"Does history record ANY case in which the majority was right?"
"Does it come with wafers?
"Does it involve me?" Rom "Not really." Quark "I like it." Rom
"Does it involve wanton destruction?" - Max
"Does it matter? Even if it does, does it matter that it matters?"
"Does not your scrotum need kicking?" -- Beavis
"Does she *always* make that noise when she walks?" -- Crow
"Does she live? Or does she die?" - Picard to Q
"Does that come with a dental plan?" - Max
"Does that excuse your actions against us?" - Renimar Keth-Solamni
"Does that hammer the plot home for you?" - Slappy Squirrel
"Does that hurt?" - The Crow
"Does that make you a Pervert?" "No, that makes me a PervECT!"
"Does that matter at this stage?" shouted Arthur.
"Does that mean I can be your bowling partner?" - The Mask
"Does that mean you can go?" Alexander "I can go." Worf
"Does the Caretaker provide your meals, as well?" Torres
"Does the phrase "No way in Hell" ring a bell?" - Susan Ivanova
"Does the phrase 'no way in hell' ring a bell?" --Cmdr. Ivanova
"Does the term 'obsessive-compulsive' ring a bell?" Garibaldi
"Does the term 'stir crazy' ring a bell, Commander?"
"Does the term `obsessive-compulsive' ring a bell?" - Garibaldi
"Does the tongue hanging out help his balance?" - "Rowdy" Roddy Piper
"Does this answer your question?" -- Joel Robinson
"Does this bird belong to you?"
"Does this bug you? Does this bug you? I'm not touching you."
"Does this bug you?" *FLINK* -- Crow T. Robot
"Does this clip need any set-up?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Does this count as a date?"
"Does this feel like an old Lassie episode to you?" - Buster
"Does this guy have a job?" -- Tom Servo
"Does this have something to do with an X-File?" - Dana Scully
"Does this make any sense?" - Garibaldi
"Does this mean Radar has to take a bath?" -- Hawkeye
"Does this mean that Beavis'll hafta shave his butt?" - Butthead
"Does this mean we can kill stuff?" -- Tom Servo
"Does this mean we get to kick some puffy, white, mad scientist butt?"
"Does this pitch end with a way to lower my long distance charges?"
"Does this seem weird to anybody else?" - Garth
"Does war ever make sense?" Odo
"Does whisky count as beer?" - Homer
"Does wrestling a Klingon targ ring a bell?" "Did I win?"
"Does wrestling a Klingon targ ring any bells?" -- Riker
"Does your cat fly by herself?" "No, I fling her."
"Does your immense vocabulary include 'thank you'?" - BJ to Winchester
"Doesn't anybody do anything for plain old revenge anymore?" - Badaxe
"Doesn't anyone in your neighborhood have real names?" -- Torres
"Doesn't anyone know how to shut me off when they leave the room?"
"Doesn't anyone know how to turn the program off when they leave?"
"Doesn't look scary to me" -- Crow T. Robot
"Doesn't scan." - Dax
"Doesn't sound like much of a romance..."--Odo
"Doesn't that girl ever shut up?" Homer, on Maggie
"Doesn't that make your sphincter tingle?"
"Dog Training" by Willie Bite
"Dog's Dinner" - By Nora Bone
"Dog, What's a dog?" * Cat
"Dog--fellow--distance--" "Yeah, tell me about it."--Odo
"Dog. Dog with its head split in half." -- Rorschach
"Dog? What's a dog?" -- The Cat
"Doggie no see!" - Mindy
"Doggone it, I'm cute!" <SMASH> "Cute but *dangerous*" -- Dot
"Doggone it, Roy Jean! How many times I hafta 'splain it to ya?"
"Dogs and cats living together, real wrath of God type stuff
"Dogs are loyal, by which I mean stupid." - D. Barry
"Dogs come when called. Cats have answering machines..."
"Dogs like us, we ain't such dogs as we think we are." Ernest Borgnine
"Dogs of war, and men of hate, with no cause, we don't discriminate"
"Dogs." - Rita, Animaniacs
"Dogs... go fig." - Rita
"Doh! Quit taglining me *PLEASE!*" - The Eternal Quickling
"Doh!" said POOH, with an identity crisis.
"Doh.. can I help it if I'm so taglineable??"
"Doing nothing gets you tired because you can't take a break."
"Dok-tor - oowoo oowoo"
"Dolby stereo? In your dreams, pally!" -- Tom Servo
"Dominion" does not mean the earth belongs to humankind. - OwlGore
"Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto." <Styx>
"Don Alt rides Big Blue Waves!" Martin Moran, 15 Aug 1993
"Don'cha just hate younger sibs sometimes?!" - Yakko
"Don't 'but Aahz' me!" - Aahz
"Don't *even* try on that sheer black teddy..." -- Mike Nelson
"Don't . . . touch . . . anything. . . . Ever!" - Quark (to Rom)
"Don't Agonize Over Lost Love ... EAT!" - Reptile Magazine
"Don't Give Up" - By Percy Vere
"Don't I ALWAYS try to make you happy?"--Kira to Odo
"Don't Panic !" - "What else is there to do !!?!"
"Don't Rock'em-Sock'em us anymore!" -- Tom Servo
"Don't Stop" -- Girlschool
"Don't Tread On Me" - by Amanda B. Reckonwith
"Don't Tread On Me..." Ted Nugent (among others)
"Don't Wake The Baby" - by Elsie Cries
"Don't `hey sir' me, you little fishbowl of feet!" -- Dr. Erhardt
"Don't abuse your power .. unless it really gets you off." - Sergeant
"Don't accept jokes from Canadians." -- Letterman
"Don't accept that what's happening is just a case of other's suffering"
"Don't act dumb..." "I'm NOT acting!!"
"Don't add the nutmeg." - Brain "Don't??" - Pinky **BOOM**
"Don't anthromorphize computers. They hate that."
"Don't any of your street demons have real, grown up names?" - Torres
"Don't apologize for winning." -- Potter to Radar
"Don't ask me I'm just improvising" Presto
"Don't ask me about my business, Kay."
"Don't ask me why, baby I work so hard just to hide my emotions..."
"Don't ask me! I'm just an anthropomorphic personification."
"Don't ask me. I just write here" =)
"Don't ask, don't tell" = hypocrisy
"Don't ask." * Cat
"Don't ask." -- The Cat
"Don't be a baby. I know what I'm doing." - Wednesday
"Don't be a fool - padlock your tool." - John Bobbitt
"Don't be afraid of me." -- Julia
"Don't be afraid to care" -Pink Floyd
"Don't be afraid! Look at him!" Kirk on Gorgan
"Don't be afraid. Let me help." Edith Keeler
"Don't be alarmed, Arthur Dent... Be very, very frightened" - HHGTTG
"Don't be alarmed, MATT... Be very, very frightened."
"Don't be happy. Worry." -- The Crow
"Don't be nervous, kid!" - Dot
"Don't be ridiculous, I'm the same old Dax More or less"
"Don't be shy, beautiful. Ghosts don't get jealous." -- Frank
"Don't be so dysfunctional, mom." - Calvin
"Don't be so happy to see me." -- Quark
"Don't be so naive." - Q to Picard
"Don't be so negative. It might not be so bad." -- Crow
"Don't be so oppressive!" -- Fitzcairn
"Don't be so proud of this technological terror you've constructed."
"Don't be so sentimental, mother. Things explode every day."
"Don't be stingy with the hooch, old man!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't be surprised when a crack in the ice appears under your feet"
"Don't be upset. It was a mercy killing." - Frank N. Furter
"Don't believe your eyes, Mr. Paris." Janeway
"Don't bet on it, Picard!"--Q
"Don't blame me, I didn't do it!" - Krusty
"Don't blame me, I voted for `Bob!'"-Jake Sisko, WTNE
"Don't blame me, I'm having a blonde moment "
"Don't blame me. I voted for Bill and Opus"
"Don't blame me. I'm having a blonde moment."
"Don't blame the cat. What would you do if someone sat on you?"
"Don't bogart my log, dude" - Butt-Head
"Don't bogart that fewmet, man..."
"Don't call him stupid! Don't you ever call him stupid!" -- Lt. Dan
"Don't call him stupid!" Lt. Dan
"Don't call me "barkeep"! I'm not a "barkeep"!" -- Quark
"Don't call me "tiny"." -- Sulu
"Don't call me 'barkeep!' I'm not a 'barkeep!'" - Quark
"Don't call me `little', you obnoxious dip!" -Charles
"Don't call me `sir'! I work for a living!" -- Wisetongue
"Don't call me `tiny'." -- Sulu
"Don't call me beardy-head." - Neptune (Animaniacs)
"Don't call me little you obnoxiouse dip!" -Charles
"Don't call the cops. We're not mental or anything."
"Don't come back as Jesus. They'll kill you." Zack Brock
"Don't come here with that posh talk, you nasty stuck-up twit!"
"Don't correct the man, Brat!" - Homer
"Don't count on it." Dax
"Don't count your weasles before they pop!" The Tick
"Don't cross me boy...where's my bottle?" - Failed Jedi
"Don't cry on my shoulder; I'm off-duty." Troi
"Don't cry. The damned don't cry." Michael Redgrave
"Don't cut off your nose yourself." Casey Stengel
"Don't delete something you might want later." - Wayne Benner
"Don't die or you'll never see `Star Wars'!" -- Sam Beckett
"Don't dispute death unless you've lived through it."
"Don't do *this* during the speech" -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't do it! They'll kick your Astra!" -- Tom Servo
"Don't do that!" -- TV's Frank
"Don't do that." Sisko
"Don't dream and drive!"-Freddy Krueger
"Don't dream it. Be it." -- Frank N. Furter
"Don't drink and drive!" the students yelled saddly
"Don't drop that vase!" Tom said shatteringly.
"Don't eat any of the little pink things and you'll be fine." - Neelix
"Don't eat with your hands! Use your trenching tool!"
"Don't eat your friends." - PETA rhetoric from Crispy Carrot [Nugent]
"Don't even think about it." - Troi
"Don't ever change, stay as sweet as you are..."
"Don't ever make a bet with a tiefling." -Planar Proverb
"Don't ever try to swim against the mighty "Tide of Justice"! -Tick
"Don't expect a postcard." -- Brisco
"Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk." Shaq
"Don't fight me!" Anna
"Don't fight the rabbits; the lions'll get you." -J.M.Straczynski
"Don't flatter yourself, Angel. He's a tired, old man." - Jack Napier
"Don't fly with the one you've just kicked in the teeth." - Flint
"Don't follow. This is almost over. I don't want to have to kill you."
"Don't force it. Get a larger hammer." -- Anthony's Rule
"Don't force me to..." Bender
"Don't force us to do this." Bender
"Don't forget the rubber/eraser though...""
"Don't forget this is your first day at school." -- Hawkeye to BJ
"Don't forget to smile when you're smashing the state, kids."
"Don't forget to write!" * Rimmer #2
"Don't forget what you already know!" - RoboCop
"Don't get [diseases] in the first place, schmo." -D.Matthews, P.E.T.A
"Don't get hot and flustered. Use a bit of mustard." - Frank
"Don't get involved, Lieutenant." Adel Renn
"Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise."
"Don't get smart with me, punk." - Rupert
"Don't get sucked into the swirling vortex of hell, Billy"
"Don't get your panties in a wad." "Good advice, thanks." - 3rd Rock
"Don't give away the homeworld!" - Ambassadors G'kar and Mollari
"Don't give away the homeworld." - Babylon 5
"Don't give in without a fight" -Pink Floyd
"Don't give me speeches cuz their ohh so droll!"-RUSH
"Don't give me that Klingon nonsense!" - K'ehleyr
"Don't give me that you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!" --MP
"Don't give me that, you snotty-faced evil pan of droppings!"
"Don't give people on death row last rites" Leary
"Don't give up yet, Jack." "Ok, Wang, let's just chew our way out."
"Don't go behind the couch. That's where the crack monster lives!"
"Don't go blaming me for that, Constable." O'Brien
"Don't go to sleep. It will find you" - Amis.
"Don't go until the (&*&%# light's green," Tom's passenger said rudely.
"Don't go up there. You'll become a toy." -- Mike Nelson
"Don't hate the media... become the media!" - J. Biafra
"Don't have a cow!" - "Why not? Mary had a little lamb!"
"Don't have a nickel or a dollar but you feed me..."
"Don't have a..." <Scream> Moooooo. "Whoops, too late!"
"Don't have much luck with women, do you Riggs?" Adolf
"Don't have to be Fellini to figure *that* out!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't hit me with the board again, mister!" -- Tom Servo
"Don't hit me!! I'm in the Twilight Zone!!!" -- Bumper Sticker
"Don't hit me!" -- Tom Servo
"Don't hold back. You know you want it, give me 50." Quark
"Don't hurry or anything. I can worry out here all day." - Skeeve
"Don't hurt him; they don't mean to be evil." - Vina
"Don't hurt me!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't investigate this too closely." -- Donald Bellisario
"Don't judge a book by its cover!" -- Frank N. Furter
"Don't judge a scroll by its paper." Gabrielle
"Don't judge me before you know the facts." Merik
"Don't jump on a man unless he's down"-F. Dunne
"Don't just eat that hamburger, eat the *hell* out of it!" -- Bob
"Don't just stand there, talk to me." Quark
"Don't just stand there. God's a busy man." - Kirk
"Don't keep saying 'I do'! You're the best man."
"Don't keep us in suspenders!" -- Col. Potter
"Don't kill him; if you do, he won't learn nothin'!" - The Riddler
"Don't kill us and take our souls!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't know if we can prevail upon her."-Hawk."Oh, sit down."-Margaret
"Don't know my name, you know where to find me..."
"Don't know what it is but it fits on here like this" - Floyd
"Don't laugh for three days." -- Hawkeye
"Don't leave home without it." - Smith & Wesson
"Don't leave home without it." -- John Bobbitt
"Don't leave the children on their own, no, no..." -Pink Floyd
"Don't let a little thing like Death slow down that rapier wit" - Q
"Don't let her touch the wand, Captain." Spock
"Don't let it end like this..." -- Gorkon
"Don't let it get around" - Quark
"Don't let sentiment get in the way of command decisions." - Dax
"Don't let the academics hear you say that"
"Don't let them feed Vaal!" Kirk
"Don't let this man [Hawkeye] corrupt you." -- Frank to BJ
"Don't let your chips grow up to be chocolate..."
"Don't like our driving? Call 1-800-IRRELEVANT." -- The Borg
"Don't like the look of it."
"Don't like the smell of it"
"Don't like the taste of it."
"Don't like you alien types touching our women folk." -- Joel
"Don't listen to him. He's bluffing." Garak-2
"Don't look at him, whatever you do!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't look at it! Finish the passages!" -- Ash
"Don't look at me like I know what to do!" - Dr. J. Parrish, "V"
"Don't look at me! I was nowhere near the ozone layer!"
"Don't look at me. I only fool around with girls." -- Trapper
"Don't look at me. He's YOUR brother." - Yakko Warner
"Don't look down, look straight ahead." -- Silverbolt
"Don't look now, dear, but your Bronx is showing." -- Larry Underwood
"Don't look now, it's movie sign!" -- Joel Robinson
"Don't look so frightened this is just a passing phase."
"Don't look up, the sky is falling." - Tori Amos
"Don't make an issue of my womanhood." Greta Garbo
"Don't make any false moves, old shoe..." -- Mike Nelson
"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." - Banner
"Don't make me come in there!" - The Tick
"Don't make me destroy you."
"Don't make me kick your [butt] again, %UN!" -Butt-Head
"Don't make me kick your ass again" -Butt-Head
"Don't make me kick your ass again, Beavis!" - Butthead
"Don't make me use thees!" - Ren Hoek, holding toothbrush
"Don't make the mistake of putting your heart near his hand." - DT II
"Don't make the mistake these people made, don't die!"
"Don't marry her! You'll put your eye out!"-Cassandra to Oedipus
"Don't mention the war." Basil Fawlty
"Don't mess up my story with the facts!!!"
"Don't mess wi' dee X-Men!" - Gambit
"Don't mess with me, I am in a bad mood!" - Rita
"Don't mess with me, buddy! I played high school football!"
"Don't mess with the dead, OJ. They have eerie powers"-Homer Simpson
"Don't mince words with ME ... what do you *REALLY* think?"
"Don't mince words, @FN@ ... what do you *REALLY* think?"
"Don't mince words, Christina ... what do you *REALLY* th
"Don't mince words, Courtney ... what do you *REALLY* think?"
"Don't mince words, Jeff what do you *REALLY* think?"
"Don't mince words, Sex Feind what do you *REALLY* think?"
"Don't mince words, Smoke ... what do you *REALLY* think?"
"Don't mind by crazy smile" - H. Rollins
"Don't mind him, he's turning thirty" Garak (Distant Voices)
"Don't mind if I do." -- Mentalla
"Don't mind me _ I get in these rabble rousing moods sometimes"
"Don't mind me, boys, just scrubbing my undies." - Homer
"Don't mock me! Crow, you are playing with fire!" -- Tom Servo
"Don't mop under the psycho!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't move a muscle!" McCoy
"Don't nibble at my nipple buds..." -- Mike Nelson
"Don't panic. I know what I'm doing." - Wednesday Addams
"Don't patronize me, Joel." -- Gypsy
"Don't pay no mind to that whirrin' sound..."
"Don't pet Kitty, she's still not dry!"
"Don't play that song, that Achy Breaky song..." * - Weird Al Yankovic
"Don't play with my ears unless you're serious about it."
"Don't play with my ears unless you're serious." -Quark
"Don't play with my mask!" - Blowski (Animaniacs)
"Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use it." Matthau
"Don't point that message at me unless you mean it."
"Don't poison my sound waves." * Rimmer
"Don't practice your alliteration on me!"
"Don't press any of the buttons." - 007 (Golden Eye - New BMW Roadster)
"Don't push it! Isn't the Miracle of the Juniper Bushes enough?"
"Don't put your butt over your head." -Gallagher
"Don't put your sauce on my bag!" - Mutant Raccoon
"Don't quibble, Sibyl." Robert Montgomery
"Don't quit your day job." - Holodeck jazz musician
"Don't quit your knight job!" Merlin shouted at Lancelot
"Don't quote what he says. Say what he means!" -Aide for Barry Goldwater
"Don't quote what he says. Say what he means!" Barry Goldwater's Aide
"Don't rest on your laurels," said Tom hardily.
"Don't rip out my heart, my achy breakyeeaargh!" -- Billy Ray
"Don't rob me of my joy, Joe." - Crow T. Robot
"Don't rock the boat. Especially if you are sitting in it."
"Don't roll over in your sleep or you may wake up in hell." - Roland
"Don't say I didn't warn you." - Q
"Don't say I don't have a life. I'm a gamer, I have many lives."
"Don't say `probing', sir." -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't say `probing', sir." -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't say `underthings'!" -- Mike Nelson
"Don't say draft, you'll only make me colder" -Hancock from DOTT
"Don't say yes until I finish talking." -- Darryl F. Zanuck
"Don't sell the bike shop, Orville." - Hobbes
"Don't send lira, God don't want small potatoes"
"Don't shoot until you see the wires in their eyes." Crosshairs
"Don't shoot! You'll hit the dead guy!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't shoot, I'll drop my gun," Orville said disarmingly
"Don't shoot, I'll drop my gun," the criminal said disarmingly
"Don't sit down it's time to dig another one" -Floyd
"Don't sleeping on the Promenade. Go home." - Odo
"Don't sneak up on me like that!" Amanda to Duncan
"Don't solicit for your sister - that's not nice." - Tom Leher
"Don't spill any water. We don't want to make Korea messy."-Hawkeye
"Don't squat with spurs on!!!!"
"Don't start unless you want to eat your teeth for lunch." -- Sam
"Don't start with that tired crap!"
"Don't steal. FEMMSA hates competition."
"Don't stop now what you're doing, my ugly one" - Tori Amos
"Don't stop thinkin' about tomorrow... etc etc"
"Don't store garlic near other victuals." - Heinlein
"Don't store garlic near other victuals." - Lazarus Long
"Don't swallow the poison - Spit it out" RUSH Stick it Out
"Don't take it personally. He's turning 30." Garak
"Don't take life too serious; it ain't nohow permanent." - Walt Kelly
"Don't talk to me about life." "No one even mentioned it."
"Don't talk to me while I'm interrupting." Director Michael Curtiz
"Don't talk to me; I'm bad." -- Hawkeye
"Don't talk to the driver while he's drinking." -- Hawkeye
"Don't talk too much. Donating (blood) can make you dizzy." - Mulcahy
"Don't talk trivialities. You're here with death." - Walter
"Don't teeter, Topper." Cary Grant
"Don't tell her... she's adopted." - Yakko Warner
"Don't tell him. He might crack." - Slappy Squirrel
"Don't tell me Hercules is in this, too!" -- Tom Servo
"Don't tell me that!" Rembrandt Brown
"Don't tell me the facts! I just want to get him acquitted!"
"Don't tell me to calm down!" Neelix
"Don't tell me what it is until I've eaten it."
"Don't tell me what to do, I'll love you forever if I want to"
"Don't tell me. Tuesday." Kirk
"Don't tempt me!" - Amanda
"Don't tempt me" - Garibaldi
"Don't tempt me, Hugo!" -- Dr Shrinker
"Don't thank me, I already regret it." - Odo
"Don't that beat all..." -- Joel Robinson
"Don't they teach you critters how to fly?"
"Don't think fingerprints are actually labeled." -- Tom Servo
"Don't think! Scheme!" -- Sela
"Don't throw porcupines at someone and say, `Think fast!'"
"Don't tickle me. I'm thin and it wouldn't be fair." -- Nelson
"Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job." --Morticia Addams
"Don't torture yourself, Gomezthat's my job." - Morticia
"Don't touch that son, you'll go blind!" "I'm over here, dad"
"Don't touch that! It's the History Eraser Button, fool!"
"Don't touch that! You could blow up the entire feromental drive." Ri
"Don't tread on me..." -Metallica
"Don't trust anyone over six!" "True. They're all nuts." -Opus
"Don't trust anyone over six!" -Ronald-Ann "True. They're all nuts."
"Don't trust your eyes, Mr. Paris. We only traveled 100 kilometers."
"Don't try and out-wierd me, Taylor."
"Don't try them on the crawlies. There may be other things out there."
"Don't try this at home, boys and girls." <Pop> -- Riggs
"Don't try this at home, we're PROFESSIONAL idiots!"
"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord @LN@!"
"Don't try to have the last word. You might get it." - Heinlein
"Don't try to pull the wool over my eyes," Tom said sheepishly.
"Don't try to talk me out of it, Jean-Luc." - Q
"Don't try, DO." <Pat Morita, The Karate Kid>
"Don't try, DO." - Pat Morita, The Karate Kid
"Don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."<BB>
"Don't turn your back on a monster"
"Don't turn your back on me!" -- Mufasa
"Don't underestimate the POWER of the Blue Wave" - Darth Vader ___ Blue
"Don't underestimate the force" - Darth Vader
"Don't underestimate the power of the force" - Darth Vader
"Don't use *that* tinderbox to light the..." <click> <20HD fireball>
"Don't use our trashcan, it's only for apples!"
"Don't use your wheelchair as a crutch..." -- Mike Nelson
"Don't wag your finger at me, Pink Boy!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't wanna go to work (pout),wanna go PLAY!!(BSG)"
"Don't wanna lead me to your home..."
"Don't wanna let me be a man..."
"Don't waste our time with the Bible. Use *real* evidence." - PSimpson
"Don't we even get a few practice semesters?" - - Calvin
"Don't we need a catcher? Not if you get it near the plate
"Don't weep, Wolfkiller." -Magnus to Lestat
"Don't whine... the stains'll come out some day." -- Bone Gnawers
"Don't worry about me." Neelix
"Don't worry about the bugbears; I'll talk us out of this."
"Don't worry about the flies, we won't weigh 'em!"
"Don't worry about us; we're new here." -- Sisko
"Don't worry me with details, boy!" -Dr. Fred
"Don't worry! We'll be right behind you!...hiding..." - Ford Prefect
"Don't worry, Bart, you won't learn anything." Lisa
"Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo"
"Don't worry, I'm not going to kiss you."--Holodoc
"Don't worry, Johnny. We'll take care of it from here." Psi Cop
"Don't worry, Quark, I forgive you!" Zek
"Don't worry, be happy, Dawson" - Bobby McFerrin *
"Don't worry, it's all part of the program." - The Mice
"Don't worry, it's all part of the program." - The Mice
"Don't worry, nobody lives forever... nobody lives forever"
"Don't worry, pig lovers! We didn't use a real pig." "We didn't?!"
"Don't worry, she'll hold together" - Han Solo
"Don't worry, she'll hold together. Hear me baby? Hold together." - Solo
"Don't worry, there are other Demigods out there." -- Tom Servo
"Don't worry, you'll get over her. I did, and so did Baldrick."
"Don't worry, you're not my type."
"Don't worry. I practice safe science." -- Beakman
"Don't worry. I'll stop him... Okaaay, you stop him." -- Force
"Don't worry. Nothing ever happens at first level."
"Don't worry. The 60's will be over soon." -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't worry. Be happy. Doo, doo, doo, doo doo..."
"Don't worry. I'll have her home by August"-Dan
"Don't worry. The 60's will be over soon." -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't worry. We're on a mission from God." - Elwood Blues
"Don't worry.. I'll be monitoring you very carefully." - Geordi
"Don't worry... His `area' will protect him." -- Tom Servo
"Don't worry; I won't move." Picard
"Don't worry; I'll be careful." Odo
"Don't worry; everything's going to be okay." Quark
"Don't worry; if you need me, I'll be close by." -- Quark
"Don't worry; we will get to the bottom of this." Picard
"Don't worryHis `area' will protect him." -- Tom Servo
"Don't you *ever* step on my line again!" -- Tom Servo
"Don't you dare ask 'cause I ain't got no mask..." - Stanley
"Don't you display your weapons?" -- Trelane
"Don't you do it!" - An Officer and a Gentleman
"Don't you eat that yellow snow." - Frank Zappa
"Don't you ever call him stupid!" Lt. Dan
"Don't you ever get the creeps?" - Lyle Parker to Scully (Shapes)
"Don't you ever interrupt me!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Don't you get it, Picard? The trial never ends..." - Q
"Don't you get it?" -- The Bufoon
"Don't you get tired of these games?" Kirk to Sylvia
"Don't you hate it when your boogers freeze?" - Calvin
"Don't you have anything better to do?" - Dr. Soran to Picard, after Picard throws a rock at the force field
"Don't you just hate younger sibs sometimes?!" - Yakko Warner
"Don't you know he's unstable? Look at that collar!" -- Crow
"Don't you know it's unsafe to tailgate--especially at this altitude!"
"Don't you know that TV rots your mind?"- Ren Hoek
"Don't you know the Queen's English?" "No, is she?"
"Don't you know the Queen's English?" "Oh, yes, I'm sure he is".
"Don't you mean fee-fi-fo-fum?" - Yakko Warner
"Don't you oppress me."
"Don't you recognize your own stomping ground?" - Q
"Don't you remember me?" * Rimmer
"Don't you see, I have no choice." T'Jon
"Don't you see," he said. "We are made from our dreams."
"Don't you sleep with your males?" - Haneek
"Don't you think you should scan him or disect him or something?"
"Don't you understand, it's the Companion!" Cochrane
"Don't you understand? It killed 200 crew members!" Kirk
"Don't you want more than my sex?" - Tori Amos
"Don't you want to ask about us?" Eline
"Don't you want to be a winner, Tick?" - One-armed Bandit
"Don't you want to learn things?" - Jake
"Don't! You're too young to feel that much pain." - Ivanova
"Don't! Don't hit our friends!"
"Don't. Touch. Anything. *Ever*!" -- Quark
"Don't... do... this..." - Eric
"Don't...start with me!" Hercules
"Don't...touch...anything. EVER!" - Quark to Rom
"Don't...you're too young to experience that much pain." - Susan Ivanova
"Don'tdothis" - Eric
"Done! Pencil me on your 'dance card'.."
"Dont ask me I'm just improvising..." -RUSH Presto
"Dont talk with your mouth full dear"-Greta's Mum
"Dont' blame me, I'm having a Blonde moment!!!!
"Dontchadaremissit!" - Billy "Red" Lyons
"Donut?" - Richie Ryan
"Donuts and hotdogs are flying everywhere..." * - Weird Al Yankovic
"Donuts can do anything." - Homer Simpson..
"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" Homer Simpson
"Doobee doobee doo." - F. Sinatra
"Doobie oobie walla, doobie abba nabba." --Good morning Starshine
"Doodles Weaver as Eraserhead." -- Crow T. Robot
"Doogie Howser, Police Detective." -- Crow T. Robot
"Doom has come for you, you who dwell in the land" - Ezekiel 7:7
"Doomed is your soul and damned is your life." <John Worfin>
"Doorknobs are usually placed a little lower, aren't they?"
"Dope on a rope" -- Crow T. Robot
"Dopplegangers! Dopple-coppers!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Dorian Gray's by Oscar," said Tom wildly.
"Doris Gump..." -- Mike Nelson
"Doris, you already have an asshole. You don't need Chuck."
"Dorks. They look like a coupla dorks."
"Dorothy, if you're going to Oz again, I'm going with you", Em barked.
"Dorothy: Hate Oz, Hate You, Took the slippers."... Toto.
"Dost thou love life?" -Franklin
"Dot, I appoint you Minister of Girly Things I Don't Understand." -Yakko
"Doth Job fear God for naught?" -- Job 1:9
"Double 0 Double entendre!" -- Tom Servo
"Double D personality Desire and debauchery."
"Double asparagus on you! Go take some LDS!" - Kirk <WDSNNE>
"Double bag it, Son." -- Mike Nelson
"Double eldritch bolts." "How?" "Two hands?"
"Double homicides just don't make me chuckle like they used to."
"Double tap" has nothing to do with draft beer computer mice or dancing
"Double tap" has nothing to do with draft beer or dancing.
"Double tap" has nothing to do with draft beer!
"Double your Hard Drive Space: DELETE WINDOWS!
"Double your harddirve space.... DELETE WINDOWS"
"Doubt Everything"-DesCartes
"Doubt is brother-devil to Despair." JOHN BOYLE O'REILLY
"Doubt is the origin of truth. Know thyself." - Socrates
"Doubt is the origin of truth." -- Socrates
"Doubt? We do not question. We do." -Modron Tricalus
"Doubts? Oh, I'm full of them!"-- Capt. Picard
"Dough" said homer as he fell in to the grand canyon.
"Dovie'andi se tovya sagain" - Mat Cauthon
"Down Dino! Down Dino! Ahhhh...that's the spot! -Wilma"
"Down The Flagpole" by Dick Burns.
"Down The Flagpole" by Peter Burns.
"Down the trail of shame he goes..." -- Tom Servo
"Down there they're rounding a posse to ride"
"Down through the centuries we came..." - Ramirez
"Down to you, Madmen..." -- Gypsy
"Down with the lambs, up with the lark" - The Crow
"Down you go, suffer long, down you go, sin make me strong..."
"Down, Spot!" Tom commanded in Dalmatian.
"Down, down, down through the pool of tears." -- Stitch
"Down, down, down, down gravity..."
"Downpour!" by Wayne Dwops
"Downtown Kilrah, here we come!" - Rollins
"Downtown?" - Ivanova "It seemed like a good name." - Sheridan
"Dr Crusher! Medical alert in my quarters!"
"Dr Soong did not intend me to be used this way" - Data
"Dr. Blockhead does not perform 'tricks'!"--Dr. Blockhead
"Dr. Clayton Forrester. Television's Frank..." -- Mike Nelson
"Dr. Crusher! You're... freckled!" -- Picard
"Dr. Crusher, I'm right here!" Ro
"Dr. Daystrom has created a mirror image of his own mind." Spock
"Dr. Elders, 'Stroke of Midnight" is only a figure of speech!"
"Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank were hatching an evil scheme"
"Dr. Forrester has sent us a truly great movie!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Dr. Forrester, help!" -- Mike Nelson
"Dr. Frank, there's a Dr. Fist here to see you."
"Dr. Jacobs is a decent human being." Franklin
"Dr. Jacobs, are you all right?" Sheridan
"Dr. Jeckyl and Major Hyde." -- Al Calavicci
"Dr. Jones! Whatever are you doing in such an nasty place?"
"Dr. Kevorkian to the ER, STAT!!!"
"Dr. Krueger, do we need to sedate Dr. Gordon?"- Orderly
"Dr. Lector said a lot of things." -- Mr. Crawford
"Dr. McCoy, I hate your #@!% human guts." -- Spock
"Dr. McCoy. Will you do the very great honor of eating my shorts?"
"Dr. Piglet, Dr. Winston, practice your art!" -- Zoot
"Dr. Quinn, Frontier Proctologist..." -- Mike Nelson
"Dr. Scholl? Dr. Pepper?" -- Tom Servo
"Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "Bullwinkle!"
"Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "Yo, Adrian!"
"Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "YO ADRIAN!"
"Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Orville" "Rocky!" "Bullwinkle!"
"Dr. Seuss to the drawing room, please." -- Crow T. Robot
"Dr. Soong did not intend me to be used this way." -- Data
"Dr., no sleeping on the Promenade. Go home." - Odo
"Dracula couldn't find a quick snack around here." -- Col. Potter
"Drag me, Drop me, Treat me like an Object"
"Dragging behind you the silent reproach of a million tear-stained eyes"
"Dragging the bodies, yeh!" -- Mike Nelson
"Dragon trainer? They're kidding us, right?" -- Tom Servo
"Dragon? What Dragon? You said we were looking for a worrm."
"Dragons are sooooo stupid!"
"Dragons are soooooooooo stupid!" -- Sir Sam of Yosemite
"Dragons is *soooooo* stupid." * Yosemite Sam
"Dragons is soooooooooo stupid!" - Sir Sam of Yosemite
"Drank a quart of witch hazel..." -- Mike Nelson
"Draw an X," Tom said crossly.
"Draw no backgrounds and they will come" -- Liefield of Dreams
"Drawing a line and daring us to step over it." Scott
"Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing."
"Drawn like moths we drift into the city." -Rush
"Dread has come upon you all! The goblins are upon you!" - Gandalf
"Dream carefully." -- Paige Katz
"Dream on, Surfer Boy!" - Sailor Jupiter
"Dreamed I was an eskimo..." - FZ
"Dreamer! You're nothing but a dreamer!" -Marvin
"Dreamers learn to steer by the stars." -Rush: Presto
"Dreaming has to be a very sober affair." don Juan Matus
"Dreams are sometimes catching."
"Dreams are the touchstones of our characters." - Henry David Thoreau
"Dreams don't need to have motion to keep their spark alive.": Rush
"Dreams don't show what truth it unfolds until the sleeper wakens."
"Dredd! Tell them I'm innocent! Dredd? DREDD?!?" -Fergie
"Drei fuenf," said Tom fearlessly. -Edward J O'Brien
"Drei... fuenf!" Tom said fearlessly.
"Dress like USO girls .. big ugly ones ..." - Earl going to the Front
"Dress uniforms. Spit and polish." McCoy
"Dressing as a nun can be habit-forming." -- BJ to Klinger
"Drilling holes in his head isn't the answer!" -- McCoy
"Drink Coca-Cola : Relieves Fatigue" -1908
"Drink Coca-Cola : Thirst Knows No Season" - 1930
"Drink Coca-Cola, The Great National Beverage" -1908
"Drink No More!" - By A. A. Member
"Drink doctor, eat sister, cook Mr. Bertenshaw, nurse me!"
"Drink me!" - Odo
"Drink this. It'll make you feel American." -- Tom Servo
"Drink up, Spock. It's the human thing to do." McCoy
"Drink up. The world is about to end" - Ford Prefect
"Drinkin' Beer in the hot sun, I fought the law and I won" - J.Biafra
"Drinking hallucination's over..." -- Tom Servo
"Drinking is not my best subject." -- Father Mulcahy
"Drinking those moments when the darkness would hit me" - Riff
"Drinks for everyone, compliments of the Grand Nagus." Quark
"Drive Refreshed : Coca-Cola" - 1959
"Drive that armored vehicle over here, said Tom cantankerously.
"Drivin' faster in my car, fallin' further from just what we are..."
"Driving Miss Fargo..." -- Mike Nelson
"Driving straight into the horizon of commercial TV..." -- Servo
"Driving that train" J. Garcia, we miss you, wherever you are
"Drop by *anytime* you're feeling homesick." - Sisko
"Drop dead, Rimmer!" "Already have done." "Encore!"
"Drop it. Or I'll break his neck." Data
"Drop that gun!" said the sheriff disarmingly.
"Drop the gun!" Tom said with a disarming smile.
"Drop the gun," Tom said disarmingly.
"Drop the gun," Tom said with a disarming smile.
"Drop the gun," sais Tom disarmingly.
"Drop the guy with the devil ears." - NBC, June, 1965
"Drop the guy with the pointy ears" -- NBC, 1965
"Drop your carrier. You have ten seconds to comply."
"Drop your gun!" Tom said disarmingly
"Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait til lunchtime."
"Drop your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply." -- Arsenal
"Drop. Your. Sword." - Westley
"Dropped from a jet plane with no parachute..."
"Drowning men" - The Crow
"Drowning your sorrows?" "Taking them out for a swim." Margaret
"Drug Wars"... America's latest Vietnam
"Drummed To Death" By Tom Tomb
"Drummer, beat and piper, blow. Harper, strike and soldier, go."
"Drums And Trumpets" - By Major Headache
"Drums, guitars, death. They finally got it right." - Butt-Head
"Drunk? That's a rumor started by people I've fallen over."-Hawkeye
"Dry as a funeral drum!"
"Dry ice and lots of it!" -- Tom Servo
"Dry land is a myth!" -- The Mariner
"Dry martini, Captain?"-"There should be dust on the olive." - Hawkeye
"Dry your tears with this clue I planted." -- Mike Nelson
"Dual overhead Sinead O'Connors!" -- Joel Robinson
"Duane's UnderworldDuane's Underworld..." - Stay Tuned
"Duck Dodgers, in the 24th and a half Century!!!"
"Duck Season! Wabbit Season! Duck Season! Wabbit Season!"
"Duck, duck, the Doc!"--Jake Stonebender
"Duct tape, the handyman's secret weapon!"--Steve (Red Green) Smith
"Dude, if you don't know, I'm not gonna tell you!" - Butt-Head
"Dude, you should start wearing a cup!" - Butt-Head
"Dude... we have the power supreme!" -- Butt-Head
"Duh, the moderator says I'm s'pose to bonk you with this tagline."
"Duh...He is smart! He can make it go!" -- The Pakled
"Duhh I-I gotcha!" - Ralph "Duhh ... NOT!!" - Yakko
"Duhh... I gotcha!" - Ralph the Guard "Duhh ... NOT!!" - Yakko Warner
"Dull Pain" - By A. King
"Dull Razor" - By Nick Shaving
"Dullest Subject #1: Somebody else's diet." - Larry Niven
"Dum dee dee dum dee dee dum dee dee vegetable garden!.." - Al
"Dumb and dangerous." -- Sinatra on Reagan, according to Kitty Kelly
"Dumb blonde" is a peroxymoron
"Dumber than advertised!" - Yakko Warner
"Dumont! Where's the program?" --Sark "What program?" --Dumont
"Duncan MacLeod knows everybody." -- Kalas
"Duncan??" Anne "That's me." Duncan
"Dungeon Masters do it behind a screen!"
"Dunlops" are tires. ... <LOL!!> Coming in for a landing. ... Cute!
"Dunno," said Zaphod, "I think I prefer it when they were shooting."
"Dunsel? Who the blazes is Captain Dunsel?" McCoy
"Durango! I'm called Durango!" "Yes.. uh, Counsellor Durango..."
"Durango! My name's Durango!" - Troi
"During sex I fantasize I'm someone else." - Richard Lewis
"Durkin, do you really get laid every night?" "Oh yeah!"
"Durkin, you're sick!" -- Harley Stone
"Dust bunnies threaten thousand points of light" -G. Bush
"Dust his pasty, swing-choir butt!" -- Tom Servo
"Duty call." Garibaldi "History calls." Lennier
"Duty! Duty! Is that all you think about!?!!?" -Hikaru
"Duty? Your duty is to your father." Amanda "I know." Spock
"Duuuuuhhhhhh .... <crash>" - Earl's answer to inflation, Dinosaurs
"Dwarven officers were tireless in battle..." -- Dwarven Lieutenant
"Dweezle Dwyzle Dwazle Dwome! Time for this one to come home!"
"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy." -- Josey Wales
"Dying is easy; it's living that scares me."--Annie Lennox
"Dyslexia strikes the scoreboard industry!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa - details at 11"
"Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa" Film at 11
"Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa" ...News at 11
"E Pluribus Join Us!" -- Satellite of Love Flag
"E ae Jesu dominae, donna aes requiem(THUNK)"
"E burres stigano." --Ron Nasty
"E-9? You sank my Bird of Prey!" -- Worf
"E=MC^2. F=MA. You can't push a rope." -- Laws of Physics
"E=Mc^5...nahhh...E=Mc^4...nahh...E=Mc^3...ah, the hell with it."
"EAT OR BE EATEN" - Dinosaur Board Game
"EC" = Emptius Clueticus
"EGAD! HOW MUCH COFFEE CAN ONE MAN DRINK?" - Two-Eyed Jack
"EGAD! IS THAT YOUR BRAIN?!?" -The Tick
"ELMYRA!!!" -- Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"EMPEROR Brain!" - Brain
"ENGAGE! I always wanted to say that!" - Richard Picardo
"ENOUGH! THIS ENDS! NOW!" - G'Kar
"ENTER!" -- Worf
"ET Phone Home" "Deposit 20,000 quarters, please."
"EUGENE TANG could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel."
"EUGH! There are mice on the table!" -Arthur Dent
"EVIL REIGNS!" "Yes, and without a crutch, master."
"EX-cellent" - Montgomery Burns
"Each day is like a year, A year whose days are long " ( Oscar Wilde )
"Each kiss is as the first." Miramanee to Kirk
"Eagerly, eagerly, eager... L-Y! - Tom Lehrer
"Earl Snead Sinclair!" "Oh, god, my whole name..." - Fran and Earl
"Earl, I've made Clydesdale pancakes. Hurry on down." - Fran
"Earl, did Robbie get eaten?" - Fran, Dinosaurs
"Early American Danish Modern Colonial?" -- Tom Servo
"Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious."
"Earned some pain, tough tail?" - Harley
"Earth - mostly harmless" - The Guide
"Earth Girls are Greasy!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Earth and Heaven are in us." -- Mahatma Mohandas Gandhi
"Earth girls are ..`fragile'.." Worf to Riker in "Justice"
"Earth has been given into my hand." - Walter
"Earth hath not anything to show more fair" - Wordsworth
"Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun." -- Jeff Berner
"Earth must keep pace." - Richard Franklin
"Earth underwear! Earth underwear!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Earth was not earth before her sons appeared."
"Earth will grow worse till men redeem it." -- Chesterson
"Earth! Wind! Fire! Water! Heart!" where's "Brains?"
"Earth's not there, at least not the Earth we knew." Kirk
"Earth: Mostly Harmless."
"Earth: Mostly Harmless." - HHGTTG
"Earth: Surrender immediately or we pickle Dan Quayle" - Zork Commando
"Ease off, Angie... ease off... he's gone." -- Mindweb
"Easily amused, and laughing about it."
"East Coast Resorts" - by Nan Tuckett.
"Easy Listening" - By F. M. Radio
"Easy credit terms available." -- Satan
"Easy there, Chief." Bashir
"Easy! Easy!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Easy" is easy to say.
"Eat Your Heart Out" -- Dio
"Eat anti-matter, you space-dud!"
"Eat any good books lately Micro-Brain?" Q to Worf
"Eat any good books lately?"- Q in Star Trek NG
"Eat bark, you quad-pods!" - Earl, Nuts To War Part I
"Eat doughnuts, for they are round, and all things round are good." Bob
"Eat feathers fuzz ball!" - Calvin
"Eat floor. High fiber." - Batman
"Eat lead, space pansy!!"
"Eat me." "Eech. With a gammy leg?"
"Eat more fruit" said Tom, with aplomb.
"Eat more fruit" said Tom, with aplomb. -Tom Swifty
"Eat more fruit", the doctor said with aplomb.
"Eat more fruit," said Tom with aplomb.
"Eat more fruit." Tom said with aplomb.
"Eat my revolution, blue monkey!" El Seed to The Tick
"Eat my shorts!" "Well, alright. If you think it'll help."
"Eat my shorts." Walter Matthau...Grumpy Old Men
"Eat my shorts." Walter Matthau
"Eat now?" -- Larry Kubiak
"Eat or be eaten." Mmmm. I love the law of the jungle!
"Eat s*it and die, gato!" - Vaquero makes a kill
"Eat sh*t and die!" - Dee Dee Myers to the press
"Eat your heart out, JMS."--Ted Brengle
"Eat your soup." - Romulan waitress
"Eat, drink and be merry in Christ, for tomorrow we live forever!" Humorist Clint Kelly Everett, WA
"Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work."
"Eating Radium has strange results," Tom said brightly.
"Eating doesn't make you fat. Marriage does."
"Eating isn't cheating" - Slogan for Weight Watchers AND Bill Clinton
"Eating radium has strange results, Tom said brightly.
"Eating uranium made me feel sick", Tom said glowingly.
"Eating uranium makes me feel funny", said Orville glowingly.
"Ecclesiastical Infractions" - by Cardinal Sin
"Echinoderms" - By C. Q. Cumber And C. Lily
"Ecky ecky ecky pTANG zorm wowmr mumble mumble mumble..." "NI!"
"Economics is a form of brain damage." - David Suzuki
"Ecstatic." -- Jafar
"Ed Asner on ukelele..." -- Mike Nelson
"Ed Wood mustered up all his incompetence for this picture!"
"Ed Wood mustered up all his incompetence for this." -- Crow
"Ed Wood? Nooooooooo!"
"Ed, go see who's at the door" -- Rusty's last words
"Eddie Van Halen!" "No it's Valerie Bertinelli..."
"Eddie had never seen such hate and fear combined in human eyes."
"Eddie is a tender subject. Would you like another piece?"
"Eddie pulled the trigger and vaporized Tricks from the eyebrows up."
"Eddie recoiled: this man was dead and didn't know it." - DT II
"Eddie wanted to jitter and jive. Eddie wanted to hop and bop."
"Eddie was a lot of things, and a lot of them were not nice." - DT II
"Eddie?" "That's a rather tender subject...another slice, anyone?"
"Eddies in the space-time continuum"-Ford "Who's Eddy?"-Arthur
"Edison! Look out for th#$!&%$ --NO BARRIER
"Edith, stifle yourself!"
"Educate men without religion and you make them but clever devils."
"Educate. DON'T legislate!" - Mr. S. Wolf
"Education is Power...Joy is Vulnerability" - Gul Ducat
"Education is power; joy is vunerability." - Gul Dukat
"Edward Everrett Horton? Gentleman Jim Reeves?" -- TV's Frank
"Edward Hopper's `Night Dorks'!" -- Tom Servo
"Edward should AVOID mines!" - Larry
"Eeeech ! Someone spilled carpal all over my keyboard."
"Eeeerrrruuuetch" - The cat, (after eating "poisoned" kippers)
"Eeeney-Meeney, Chili-Beanie, the spirits are about to speak!"
"Eeew, like, I knew I should have made him pay in advance!" - Shirley
"Eef you need something feexed, I'm Spayed."- Ren Hoek as Sam Spayed.
"Een rondje Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, en neem er zelf ook een!"
"EenieMeenieMineyMOE!" -- Homer saves Springfield
"Eep! Lions and tagliners and bears, oh my!"
"Eew! What happened to you?" --Gen "Everything." --Todd, LGD
"Eez beeg trouble for moose and squirrel..." - Boris & Natasha
"Efficient." -Kosh
"Egad Brain! Isn't Chris Exner a human?" - Pinky
"Egad Brain! Isn't Scott McCollough a human?" - Pinky
"Egad Brain! Isn't Chris Exner a human?" - Pinky
"Egad Brain! Isn't Kris Hughes a human?" - Pinky
"Egad Brain! Isn't the moderator a human?" - Pinky
"Egad! This is even better than a DuckTales episode, Brain!" - Pinky
"Egad! You astound me, Brain!" "That's a simple task, Pinky."
"Egad, Brain! It worked! *ZOINK*" - Pinky
"Egads! Is NOBODY safe 'round here?" - Dire Wolf
"Egads, I think I'm starting to sound like my mother!!!! - Taltos
"Eggses! EGGSES it is!" - Gollum
"Eh, hoser!" <---- Look, I can speak Canadian!
"Eh... could you repeat the question a few times?" - Butthead
"Ehhh... What's up, doc?" - Bugs Bunny
"Ehhhh, stuff it." - Slappy
"Eieche Wawa" - Ewok
"Eight weeks painting the ship!" -- Rimmer
"Eighty-five cents for the soundtrack." -- Mike Nelson
"Einhorn is a man! Einhorn is a *man*! Oh my GOD!" -- Ace Ventura
"Either I'm dead, or my watch stopped." Groucho Marx's last words
"Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her." - Han Solo
"Either he's dead or my watch has stopped." -Marx
"Either he's nine feet tall or that's a tiny door." -- Crow
"Either man is obsolete or war is." -Buckminster Fuller
"Either these curtains go or I go." -- Tom's Servo
"Either this man is dead or my sundial stopped"
"Either way, I've always respected you." - Franklin
"Either way, there's not much time left." - Sheridan
"Either you buy me a bike or I'll get myself adopted."
"Either you snore, or we had a hell of a breach in the hull." - Ivanova
"Ejecting!" - Sheridan
"El Crow Robotus" -- Mike Nelson
"Elaris has smiled on me." "Elaris?" "Patron of gamblers" - Londo
"Elbow room, elbow room, got to got to get us some elbow room!"
"Eleanor, Call 911. Erik Estrada is trying to come out of my navel!"
"Elect us, sucker: we'll make Brian Mulroney blush!!"
"Electric Pencil". Wow, man, I think I just had a flashback... [;)
"Electrician's breakfast - ohmlettes." - Raymond D. Love
"Electrons DIED for this?!"--David K. M. Klaus
"Elelator go down the hole!" - Baby Plucky
"Elelator go down the hooole" - Young Plucky Duck
"Elelator go down the hooooooole." - Baby Plucky
"Elementary, my dear Watson." - Sherlock Holmes
"Elephant <spit>, we're democrats Mabel" - Sheriff J. W. Pepper
"Elephant: A mouse built to government specifications." - Heinlein
"Elevation ok, shall we fire for effect?" - post-Tinian Shot
"Eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartruse Micro-Bus."
"Eleven will always be a friend of mine!"
"Ellie! Clampett's! Dad! ?" "He's Jed, Jim."
"Elsie and I are in love. You cant stop it." -- Mike Nelson
"Eluded the *Enterprise*?!?" - Picard
"Elves and Dragons!" I says to him. "Cabbages and potatoes are better for you and me." -- J. R. R. Tolkien
"Elves are transporting Nazis to the moon." -- Tom Servo
"Elvis WHO?" - Honky Tonk Man
"Elvis has left my jeans!" -Beavis
"Elvis has staggered out of the building" -- Tom Servo
"Elvis impersonators are the first sign of civilizations fall."
"Elvis to Mars...Kennedy is dead....I'm coming home"
"Embrace your enemies. . . until they're terminated." Tentakil
"Emergency! Emergency! Intruder alert!" -- Bashir
"Emergency! Emergency! There's an emergency going on!" -- Holly
"Emergency, Alfred..." -- Bruce Wayne
"Emergency, Alfred..." -- Dick Grayson
"Emergency, emergency, there's an emergency going on."--Holly
"Emily tries but misunderstands" -Floyd
"Emotion has taught mankind to reason." - Marquis de Vauvenargues
"Emotion transmitted, Emotion recieved" Chemisty
"Emotion's always the enemy of true justice." - Two-Face
"Emotional, isn't she?" Spock
"Emotions are alien to me. I'm a scientist." - Spock
"Emotions are alien to me. I'm a scientist." -- Dr. Forrester
"Emotions are for ethnic people" -- Crow T. Robot
"Emotions. Needs violent emotions. Anger!" Kirk
"Empathy is the most revolutionary emotion." -- Gloria Steinem
"Empty net goals are for Homos" - Al Iafrate
"En boca cerrada no entran moscas."
"En-ough with the Taglines already!!"-Slappy
"En-uff with the Taglines already!!!" - Slappy Squirrel
"En-uff with the singin' already!!!" -- Slappy
"End Of Line." - MCP
"End of discussion." "Discussion? What discussion?"
"End up at the Frances Farmer motel." -- Tom Servo
"End! End! End the film! Get it off the screen!" -- Tom Servo
"End! End! End! We're gonna leave anyway!" -- Mike Nelson
"End! End! End the film! Get it off the screen!" -- Tom Servo
"End! End! End! We're gonna leave anyway!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ending a marriage, it's a quiet thing." Adel Renn
"Eneg is one of us!" Isak
"Enemy of the State!" Big Goverment = No Liberty.
"Energize Mr Scott. Hey...where'd this bunny come from??"
"Energize on my mark. 4, 3, 2, 1, mark." Yar
"Energize! Hey, where'd that bunny come from?" - Picard
"Energize!" "Hey! Where the hell did that rabbit come from?"
"Energize!" said Kirk, and a pink bunny appeared.
"Energize!" said Picard and the pink bunny appeared...
"Energize!" said Picard and this pink aardvark appeared
"Energize!" said Picard, and the pink bunny appeared.
"Energize!" said Picard, and the pink bunny materialized
"Energize!" said Picard, the pink bunny appeared
"Energize!" said Picard. "It keeps going, and going..."
"Energize!" said Picard.. and a pink bunny appeared.
"Energize!..Hey, where'd that bunny come from?"
"Energize" said Kirk, but the pink bunny appeared.
"Energize" said Kirk. A little pink bunny appeared beating a drum!
"Energize" said Picard and the pink bunny appeared
"Energize" said Picard, and a little pink bunny appeared beating a drum.
"Energize" said Picard, and the pink bunny appeared....
"Energize"he said & a pink bunny with a drum materialized.
"Energize, Mr. Scott. Hey...where'd this bunny come from?"
"Energize," said Kirk, and the pink bunny appeared.
"Energize." Picard said..Then the pink bunny appeared
"Energize...Get that bunny off my bridge!" - Picard
"Energizer - it just keeps going, and going, and" <snap>-hiss
"Energizing!" Quark
"Energy is contagious."
"Engage panic circuits. Panic circuits engaged. AAARRRGH!"--Kryten
"Engage thruster, one-third." Janeway
"Engage thrusters. Ahead slow." Janeway
"Engage to where, sir?" - O'Brien
"Engage!" --Janos Bartok, "Legend"
"Engage, Mr. Crusher!" (Wesley lunges for Deanna.)
"Engage, Mr. Crusher." "But I'm not ready for marriage!"
"Engage." - Captain Kathryn Janeway
"Engage... - Picard
"Engaging cloa
"Engine Co. 11 is off today, leave you name and number at the BEEP!"
"Engineering, maintain full power. Full power!" Spock
"Engineering, ready your nucleonic beam." Janeway
"Engineering? You guys fixed the coffee routine yet?"
"Engines are for mechanics and menials." Elaan "Menials??" Scott
"Engines are ready." Scott
"Engines not responding!" Scott
"English Breakfast" - By Chris P. Bacon And Ann Negg
"English" as she is spoke! ARGH!
"Englishmen. You're all so @#$%&! pompus!"
"Enigmatic bastard, isn't he?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Enjoy Coca-Cola" - 1891
"Enjoy another space cookie, we'll be right back." - What Alien leader
"Enjoy it while it lasts, astro boy-toy!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Enjoy my teeth!" -- Mike Nelson
"Enjoy the hoary netherworld out there..." -- Tom Servo
"Enjoy this tribute to wide, white bodies!" -- Mike Nelson
"Enjoy your dark side, have fun with it." -- Troi
"Enjoy your laurels, Doctor. I'm not sure I could."--Bev Crusher
"Enjoy yourself. You have the free time. Use it." Picard
"Enough action for you?" -- Duncan MacLeod
"Enough games, Sir Thomas Serveau! Smooch me! Smooch me!"
"Enough good people have already died; I won't help kill another."
"Enough of your touchy feely crap, Nelson!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Enough people have played with my brain already this year" - Sinclair
"Enough with Joey The Lemur!" -- Evil Captain Mike
"Enough with the gratuitous cameos!" - Slappy
"Enough with the singing already!" - Slappy
"Enough with the taglines already" - Slappy Squirell
"Enough!" -- Nailnose
"Enough. Let us hence to the breakfast bar." Super Pilgrim (Tick)
"Enough.... with.... Joey... the Lemur!!!!!!" - Captain Mike
"Ensgin Expendable, step on that rock!" - Kirk
"Ensign , you may impress *me*." -- Worf
"Ensign Bozo!" "He's such a clown, Jim."
"Ensign Bridegroom?" "He's WED, Jim!"
"Ensign C-ko?" "She ate her own food, Jim..."
"Ensign Clampett?" "He's Jed, Jim."
"Ensign Club?" "He's MED, Jim!"
"Ensign Crusher, take this tagline to the airlock." --Picard
"Ensign Curly,bring the Voyager about." "Nyuk,nyuk." <BONK!> "Owh!"
"Ensign Editor?" "He's TED, Jim!"
"Ensign Expendable, check over there!" "Yes,sir...AAAUUGGHHH!!!"
"Ensign Expendable, step on that rock!" - Kirk
"Ensign Fodder, report to transporter for away team duty."
"Ensign Kim. This is your station." Janeway
"Ensign Kyoto deactivated me." Doctor
"Ensign LobZ]Wis boiling mad, Bones." "He's red, Jim."
"Ensign Orville, report to transporter for away team duty."
"Ensign Pillsbury? He's BREAD, Jim!"
"Ensign Pilsbury?" "He's Bread, Jim."
"Ensign Singer, make it sew." --Picard
"Ensign Toonces, LOOK OUT!! AAAAaaaa...." - Picard
"Ensign Turner?" "He's Ted, Jim!"
"Ensign Zeppelin?" "He's LED, Jim!"
"Ensign, Lay in a course, 004 mark 012.... Sydney, Australia"
"Ensign, bootlegger reverse. Warp 9. Engage!"
"Ensign, report to transporter for away team duty."
"Ensign, set a course." Picard
"Ensign, you may impress *me*." - Worf
"Ensign. How do I get to Ten-Forward?" - Picard
"Ensigns never die. They just come back as different characters."
"Entemology? Oh, she wants to be a chef!" - Nog
"Entering Earth orbit." Dax
"Enterprise, is that a clipper ship?" -Guinan
"Enterprise: extend shields!" Riker
"Entertaining hope, means recognising fear." Robert Browning
"Envy and wrath shorten the life." -- Ecclesiasticus 30:24
"Enythink thit ken go rong willl." -- Morfy's Law
"Episode 12B: How to recognise different types of trees.."
"Episode Arthur. Part 7. Teeth."
"Episodes 17-26. The Naked Ant."
"Equal rights for pigs!" -- Mike Nelson
"Equine Leg Cramps" By Charlie Horse
"Er, is it a 'wibbly thing', or a 'swirly thing', sir?
"Er, yes, yes it is." "You hesitated Edmund, it's not a sheep, is it?"
"Eradication of earth's population loves...Polaris." - Dave
"Eric ? What kind of a name is Eric ?"
"Eric the half-a-bee..." - Monty Python
"Eric, The Half-Bee. He had an accident."
"Eric, the half-a-bee..."
"Eric, what does `Formatting Non-Removable Media' mean?
"Eric... Hey, Eric... You don't want to go in there." - Crow
"Ernest Borgnine IS Gamera!"
"Erotic nightmares beyond any measure ." - Frank
"Errare umanum est."
"Error #5150: Brain Offline"
"Error 155 - You can't do that." -D-G S200 Fortran error code list
"Error is immense." -- Bolingbroke
"Error. Error. Faulty. Faulty. Must analyze. Analyze." - Nomad
"Error: SysOp confused." (Front Door error code.)
"Errors and Accidents - by Miss Takes and Miss Haps
"Errr, this is the ANIMAL_SEX Echo."
"Errymay ristmaschay andway appyhay ewnay earyay." - Pig Latin Christmas
"ErwellIf you put it *that* way.. then you're right..."
"Escaped convicts are so rude..." -- Mike Nelson
"Escapes that I always rely sit sigh, I fall" -Seaweed
"Escuse me bud" Said Mr Leeeeech "Can you spare a K ?"
"Especially the lies."
"Especially uninvited." - Wakko Warner
"Especially uninvited." -- Wakko
"Esther! Tell the Mooses that `Gorgo the Smog Monster' is here!!
"Et Tu Gryphon?" - Quickling
"Et cetera, et cetera! Ad infinitum, ad astra..."
"Et tu, Brutus?" "No Julius, I ain't et nothin'." - Shakesp.
"Et tu, Brutus?" ... "No, Julius, I ain't et *nothin'!*"
"Et tu, Piglet?" whined Pooh with the knife in his back
"Eternal peace. I hope she finds it." -- Michael Moore
"Eternity is in love with the production of time." -- Blake
"Eternity never looked so lovely." "You MUST be Riker!"
"Eternity never looked so lovely." "You must be Riker."
"Ethel the Aardvark goes Quantity Surveying." - Monty Python
"Ethel the Aardvark was hopping down the river valley..." - Monty Python
"Ethical man - a Christian holding four aces." - Mark Twain
"Ethics change with technology." - Larry Niven
"Ethics change with technology." - L. Niven
"Eureka!" is Greek for "This bath is too hot!"
"Eureka!" said Archimedes to the skunk
"European or African?" "Well, *I* don't know--WAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhh..."
"Euthenasia is not always a bad thing." -- Wisetongue
"Ev'n victors are by victories undone." -- Dryden
"Ev'rybody's searching for something they say" -Floyd
"Evacuate DS9! Odo's wearing The Mask!"
"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?" - Governor Tarkin
"Eve, I won't touch that apple", Tom said adamantly.
"Eve, what's a headache?" -Adam
"Even *I* can't teach William Shatner how to act." - Q
"Even *I* have trouble resisting the desire to sleep with me...<g>"
"Even AA dies nothing for me. It makes me want to drink" -E. Van Halen
"Even Death itself is afraid of Baba Yaga..." -- Straub, Nosferatu
"Even Death, itself, fears the Beast." - Lair Saying
"Even God cannot change the past." -- Agathon
"Even Janis Ian kneels at his altar!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Even Joely's mother couldn't watch *this* one!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Even MacArthur's pipe-stuffer has to be checked out." -- Frank
"Even Napoleon had his Watergate." Danny Ozark, Phillies Manager
"Even THEY don't like me!" - Wesley of Borg
"Even Vulcans aren't indestructible." "No. We're not."
"Even a band with no talent can amuse a bunch of idiots." Green Jelly
"Even a cat may *see* a king..."
"Even a caveman can start a fire." -- Patty [or Selma]
"Even a child is known by his doings." -- Proverbs 20:11
"Even a war unicorn can't stand up to demononic halitosis." - Aahz
"Even an android must cover his aft servo systems."--Iain Twolan
"Even by my standards, that's impressive!" - Vinnie
"Even eternity is too long to wait for a table." -- LaCroix
"Even for a god, there's a point of no return." Apollo
"Even for an alien, this one is pretty alien." (Babylon 5)
"Even historians fail to learn from history!" Gill
"Even if he is an idiot, he's still my brother." -- Quark
"Even if it does matter, does it matter that it matters?" - Marvin
"Even if it means violating Vorlon territory" - Sheridan
"Even if only for a little while." - Garibaldi
"Even if they had Mardi Gras in the streets I wouldn't go." S. Goldwyn
"Even if you do nothing, your doing something" -R. Funk
"Even if you understood women, you'd never believe it!" - Frank Dane
"Even in a vaccuum this smells of a setup" - Garabaldi
"Even in death, he amuses." -- Tom Servo
"Even in death, my powers continue." -Loc Nar
"Even in his agony, the fire pleased him..." - The Stand
"Even in laughter the heart is sorrowful." -- Proverbs 14:13
"Even in my fantasies I have no idea what Mikey's talking about."
"Even in space, booze satisfies!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Even in the future...booze satisfies!"
"Even in this part of the galaxy, Captain, 2+2=4." Spock
"Even more fascinating." Spock
"Even my *FRIENDS* don't do what I want." - Calvin
"Even my *friends* don't do what I want." - - Calvin
"Even my goose pimples have goose pimples." Bob Hope
"Even now, with a girlfriend, I still sometimes consider it..."-Lummox
"Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous
"Even our best footage won't stop them!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Even paranoids have enemies." - Kissinger
"Even smiling makes my face ache." - Dr. Frank N. Furter
"Even snakes are afraid of snakes." - S. Wright
"Even snakes are afraid of snakes." - s.w.
"Even snakes are afraid of snakes." -- Wright
"Even so, you're going to take heavy casualties." - Sheridan
"Even the AV Club laughs at these guys..." -- Mike Nelson
"Even the Devil won't go to the Bronx!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Even the Heart of the Tiger proves unworthy in the end." - Thrakhath
"Even the Nosferatu claimed to be unable to get to the truth..."
"Even the Symbalene Blood Burn does not work that quickly." Spock
"Even the band is vomiting." -- Crow T. Robot
"Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral." -- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"
"Even the blunted word... is more honest than silence." - Nietzsche
"Even the damned love." - Roland
"Even the gods did not spring into being overnight." Spock
"Even the greatest of whales is helpless in the desert."
"Even the musicians are mocking this film!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Even the old dude is cool." - Butt-Head
"Even the other goblin races shun the swamp goblins..."
"Even the sky is brown in this movie." -- Tom Servo
"Even their appearance is a mystery." Torqueman on Vorlons
"Even their phones are sunburnt." -- Tom Servo
"Even when I'm grey, I'll still be grey my way... yea"
"Even when you were looking up, you were looking down." - Delenn
"Even with an IQ of 6000 it's still brown trousers time." - Holly
"Even you are cute, in an annoying sort of way." - Londo
"Even you couldn't give that much blood, Spock" McCoy
"Event horizon?" -- Kes
"Eventually he'll sell those stembolts. At a fair price." Zek
"Eventually, even a blind squrill will find an acron."- Jim Cornette
"Ever been beaten about the head and neck?"
"Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" - The Joker
"Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
"Ever done it in the hay?" -- Mike Nelson
"Ever fly one of these before?" "Nope." "Me neither!"
"Ever fly one of these before?" "Nope." "Me neither!" <THUD>
"Ever hire an illegal immigrant?" "Sure?" "Really sure?"
"Ever hopped in the trunk of a Gremlin 'n got your rocks off?"
"Ever lob a live grenade into a basket of kittens?"
"Ever lob a live kitten into a basket of grenades?"
"Ever notice how irons have a setting for _permanent_ press?" - Wright
"Ever notice that when a toon drives, he never looks at t
"Ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball..."
"Ever since dad got murdered things've been great!" -- Tom Servo
"Ever since you went away I suffer each and every day" -Coverdale/Page
"Ever sleep with a blonde?" "Many a time... many a time."
"Ever sleep with a redhead?" "Not a wink!"
"Ever spent an evening with Iscariot? How depressing..." -- Jesus
"Ever stop to think and then forget to start again?" - S. Wright
"Ever tame a Panthyr?" "No, but I had fun trying"
"Ever try to read the Bill of Rights to a Liberal?"
"Ever try to read the Bill of Rights to a cop?" - J. Biafra
"Ever walk into a Denny's at 3 AM? Looks like the bar in Star Wars!"
"Ever wonder how wide Hello Kitty's head is?" - P. Lam
"Eveready Bunny arrested; charged with battery"
"Every Spam is sacred."
"Every Time You Go Away You Take a Piece of Me with You." -John Bobbit
"Every act a ritual, every day a rite of passage
"Every breath you take, every MOV you make..."
"Every building we come to it's the same story." Bashir
"Every culture has its demons." Chakotay
"Every danged one of ya burns yer quiche!" -Gallagher
"Every day I crucify myself." -- Tori Amos
"Every day is starting to look like Monday." - Garfield
"Every day we're standing in a time capsule." -- Limbaugh
"Every day you have to give yourself a present." - Cooper
"Every day you're standing, in a time capsule."-RUSH
"Every day, another piece of Gaia dies" -- Lord Albrecht
"Every development or improvement of firearms favors the defensive."
"Every dog has his day, Fran." - Harold Lauder
"Every dog must have its day." - Jonathon Swift
"Every educated man is a bully in a discussion." -- Beerbohm
"Every face seemed pallid, distant, marked for death." - The Stand
"Every finger in the room is pointing at me" - Tori Amos
"Every fool will be meddling." -- Proverbs 20:3
"Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man."
"Every guilty person is his own hangman." - Seneca
"Every human heart is human." Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
"Every joke is a tiny revolution." -- Orwell
"Every joke is ultimately a custard pie." -- Orwell
"Every last one of you is a wimp", said Tom xerophytically.
"Every little BYTE helps "
"Every man and woman is a star." -- Crowley
"Every man has his price. Mine is $3.95."
"Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do." -- Voltaire
"Every man likes to flirt with a pretty girl..." (George Eliot)
"Every man over forty is a scoundrel." -- Shaw
"Every man reaps what he sows, except the amateur gardener." - Heinlein
"Every moment dies a man." -- Babbage
"Every moron, mutant and minnow for himself!" - Lawrence Limburger
"Every muscle tensed to fence the enemy within"
"Every nanosecond is a moment in out history." - Data
"Every night I say a prayer in the hopes that there's a heaven..."
"Every nurse falls in love with you?"-"Only the ones with taste."-Hawk
"Every once in a while, stop and enjoy an ice cream cone." Einstein
"Every other philosophy feels the need to overpower the body."
"Every party needs a pooper." -- Mike Nelson
"Every politician is emphatically a promising politician."
"Every rose has its thorn..." <Poison>
"Every second of our lives we are changing." - Caine
"Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not-guilty." -- Lec
"Every soldier lives with death, son." - Richard Franklin
"Every special case, is, of course, a special case."
"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good..."-from Meaning of Life
"Every sperm is sacred.."
"Every sperm is wanted, Every sperm is good," - Monty Python
"Every step of the way." Janeway
"Every thing possible to be believed is an image of truth" - W. Blake
"Every time I look at you I don't understand..."
"Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it."
"Every time I'm around her I think I'm gonna hurl!" -- Garth
"Every time I've built character, I've regretted it!" -Calvin&Hobbes
"Every time he lands he has to make a big production..." -- Nelson
"Every time it rains it rains..." -- Tom Servo
"Every time they mention those pinkos I see red." -- Frank Burns
"Every time you get a million dollars, something queers the deal."
"Every time you tell a lie your nose gets smaller."-Potter to Klinger
"Every why hath a wherefore."
"Every woman should marry -- and no man." Disraeli
"Every year is getting shorter never seem to find the time" -Floyd
"Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship." - Calvin
"Everybody believed what the President said." -- Joel Robinson
"Everybody cares about the weather, and everybody should know better"
"Everybody comes to Joe's" -- Joe Dawson
"Everybody dance now!" "Here We Go Let's Rock n Roll!" - C + C Music Factory
"Everybody do the Michigan Rag!" -- Michigan J. Frog
"Everybody down! The bread man is here!" -- Mike Nelson
"Everybody follow the leader, 1, 2, 3!" <GONG> "We may be trapped."
"Everybody frolic!" -- Tom Servo
"Everybody go surfin' now, even Sven learnin' how!"
"Everybody gone crazy in the World Tonite."
"Everybody got to deviate from the norm" Vital Signs
"Everybody got to elevate from the norm."
"Everybody gots to call me "The Duke of Oil"." - Greasepit
"Everybody hates me. I think I'll go eat worms." -- Crow
"Everybody hurts.... Sometimes.."
"Everybody is somebody else's weirdo." -- Dykstra's Law
"Everybody leave in a slow leisurely manner." -- Mike Nelson
"Everybody lies about bad sex!" - Heinlein
"Everybody lies about sex." - Lazarus Long
"Everybody lies about sex." - Heinlein
"Everybody lies, Michael." Commander Jeffery Sinclair, Babylon 5
"Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter much since nobody listens."
"Everybody liked the duck. He was just a little different."
"Everybody needs a career manager." LADY MACBETH
"Everybody needs a helping hand" - Amy Grant
"Everybody needs a hobby." - Yakko
"Everybody needs a mood lifter " Vital Signs
"Everybody on stage for the big bondage number!" -- Tom Servo
"Everybody put your glasses down, IVANNA TINKLE!" -- Moe
"Everybody remember where we parked". -- Adm. Kirk, STIV
"Everybody remember where we parked." - J. Kirk
"Everybody remember where we parked." -Admiral Kirk, ST:IV
"Everybody remember where we parked." - Kirk
"Everybody remember where we parked." --Adm. Kirk, ST:IV
"Everybody run! The Homecoming Queen has got a gun!"
"Everybody swing!" - The Tick
"Everybody wants to be a cat!
"Everybody wants to be an aardvark!
"Everybody was out to get me" DS "Now you know how I feel..." FM 3x23
"Everybody works. Everybody fights." Motto, Mobile Inf.
"Everybody's a hungry ghost." -- Senator Kreutzer
"Everybody's dead... Everybody's dead, Dave." -- Holly
"Everybody's gonna show, for another party on the patio!"
"Everybody's good enough for some change." - Live, "Waitress"
"Everybody's lost but me." -Indiana Jones
"Everybody's saying that hell's the hippest way" - Joni Mitchell
"Everybody, everybody's dead, everybody's dead Dave." -Holly
"Everyone BACKUP, he's got a magnet!" - Data
"Everyone appreciates compassion".<HH The Dalai Lama>
"Everyone feel better now?" - Methos
"Everyone has a scheme that will not work." - Howe's Law
"Everyone has to have a hobby" - Odo
"Everyone here who's Immortal, raise your hand" -- Richie Ryan
"Everyone is a little bisexual... aren't they?" - Marianne Faithful
"Everyone is as God him, and often a great deal worse."
"Everyone is entitled to my opinion."
"Everyone knows Zorch--Zorch simply *IS*."--Marshall Presnell
"Everyone knows them as the Terrible Tues." - Geek
"Everyone knows, Akira's a *myth*!"
"Everyone lives by selling something." - R.L. Stevenson
"Everyone loses." Lethian
"Everyone move helter...and skelter." Director Michael Curtiz
"Everyone of 'em's got plans. Who'd'a guessed it?" - Roy, Dinosaurs
"Everyone remember where we parked." - Kirk
"Everyone says you're a virgin. Is it true?"-"I don't know." - Radar
"Everyone seems to have disappeared" - Garak
"Everyone should drink lots of fluids."
"Everyone still looks uncomfortable." Riker
"Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die." - Chretien
"Everyone wants to jump into my throat." Director Michael Curtiz
"Everyone wears cleats in this film." -- Joel Robinson
"Everyone who is able may have a gun." - Patrick Henry
"Everyone who is for abortion was at one time a feces." Peter Grace
"Everyone" has a price!!!
"Everyone's a critic." - Nicholas Ward
"Everyone's expendable and no-one has a real friend" -Floyd
"Everyone's so UGLY. The only face I can look at is my own." - Mojo
"Everyone's using big words and confusing me again!" - Quickling
"Everything Albert says is so obvious", said Tom altruistically.
"Everything Explained" - by Kitt N. Caboodle
"Everything I know, I learned from booze!"
"Everything I told you is true." Paris
"Everything beautiful has its moment and then passes away."-Luis Cernuda
"Everything changes but the avant garde." -Paul Valery
"Everything colored purple is *alive*!" -GURPS 3rd Ed.
"Everything decays. We're just here to help it along."
"Everything goes somewhere." -- Beakman
"Everything happens at the same time with nothing in between." -P. Hebig
"Everything illegal is a crime, unless *I* do it." -Dan Rostenkowski
"Everything in Excess.... Moderation is for Monks." --Lazarus Long
"Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks!" - Robert A. Heinlein
"Everything in here has some significance" - Data
"Everything in moderation, including moderation. Sometimes you just need a plate of ribs." - Country singer Trisha Yearwood
"Everything interests me." Max
"Everything interests me." Max
"Everything is fodder." -- Megatron
"Everything is in readiness, master." -- Riff Raff
"Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen." - Emperor
"Everything is under control. Situation normal." - Han Solo
"Everything is worth something, even me." -- Scavenger
"Everything must Change! Stagnation is Death!" - Lao Tzu
"Everything must go." -- Buddha Wyckoff
"Everything the light touches is our kingdom." -- Mufasa
"Everything under control. End log." -- Odo
"Everything under the gun." - Sisters of Mercy
"Everything under the sun is in tune ..." Pink Floyd
"Everything was just sunny and perfect back then..." -- Mike Nelson
"Everything you know is wrong." - the Firesign Theatre
"Everything you know... came from this little pond of goo!"--Q
"Everything you try turns to chili." -- Tom Servo
"Everything's a joke to you!" -- Joel Robinson
"Everything's all right, yes, everything's fine."
"Everything's always gas with you."
"Everything's backwards!" * Rimmer
"Everything's burnt here." - "Even the milk." -- Col. Potter
"Everything's exactly where it should be, except us." Kirk
"Everything's got a moral if only you can find it."
"Everything's gotta have rules, rules, rules!" - Calvin
"Everything's groovy on the moon." -- Crow T. Robot
"Everything's opposite to our universe!" * Lister
"Everything's set." O'Brien
"Everything's under control. End log."--Odo
"Everytime You Go Away (You Take A Piece of Me with You)" - John Bobbitt
"Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T."
"Everywhere is freaks and hairies..."
"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time." - S. Wright
"Everywhere you look I'm standing in the spot light." "Not Yet!"
"Everywhere you turn, seems like the Kilrathi are there." - Rollins
"Evidence indicates the creature is here to spawn." Spock
"Evidence is worthless if you're dead!"--Dana Scully
"Evidence refutes liberalism every time." - Rush Limbaugh
"Evidence" is a dirty word if you don't have any. Hector Plasmic
"Evidently angry clowns DO charge."
"Evil Clone! We DO NOT touch the DON'T button!!!"
"Evil always triumphs because good is dumb." - Dark Helmet
"Evil because I am dead and yet I live." - The Crow
"Evil does seek to maintain power by suppressing the truth." "Or by misleading the innocent." -- Spock and McCoy,
"Evil is bad and goodisn't!" -- The Tick
"Evil is on the loose." - Arthur "Oh, Evil IS baaaad!" - The Tick
"Evil shall see itself and it shall die!"-Elm St. Children
"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb." - Dark Helmet
"Evil will triumph because Good is stupid"- Dark Helmet
"Evil! She's evil!" -- Joel Robinson
"Evil! You are evil! Evil!" -- Gypsy
"Evil! She's evil!" -- Joel Robinson
"Evil! You are evil! Evil!" -- Gypsy
"Evil, pure and simple, from the 8th Dimension." <Buckaroo Banzai>
"Evolution Do's and Don't's" - Charlene's book, Dinosaurs
"Evolution is a fact, god is a theory."
"Evolution: The Fossils Say No!" -- Gish "Gish is an idiot" -- Fossils
"Evolution: The fossils say no!" @LN@ "@LN@ is an idiot!" Fossils
"Evolutionary nonsense" is redundant
"Ew! There are mice on the table!" -Arthur Dent
"Eww! He's giving himself two weird heads!" - - Calvin
"Eww, now I have Earth cooties!" - Yoda
"Ewww! He's giving himself two weird heads!" * Calvin
"Ewww, you've been eating garlic!" - Dot
"Ewww..." - Rita
"Ewwww! Now I have earth cooties!" -- Yoda
"Ewwww! Now I have earth cooties!" -- Yoda (in Animaniacs)
"Ewwww" - Rita
"Ewwww...you've been eating garlic!" - Dot Warner
"Ex! Cell! Lent!" -- William Shatner doing Montgomery Burns
"Ex... cell... ent...!" -Kirk possesed by Monty Burns
"Exactly how does one become a *professional* blockhead?"--Mulder
"Exactly what are these circumstances, Minister?" Janeway
"Example is always more effacious than precept." -- Johnson
"Exceeding design specifications may be hazardous to your health!"
"Excellent!" -Kirk possesed by Monty Burns.
"Excellent!" I cried. "Elementary," said he. * Doyle
"Excellent" -- Montgomery Burns
"Excellent, keep up the high-fiber diet." - Mutant Raccoon
"Excellent." -Moritz von Schwind (1804-71), Austrian painter, last word
"Excellent...!" -Kirk possesed by Monty Burns.
"Excellent..." -- Montgomery Burns
"Excelsior - You Fathead!"
"Except I'm allergic to anything with lactose in it." - Yakko Warner
"Except Nog's on the Homeworld, visiting his grandmother." Quark
"Except the Vorlons. I don't know what could threaten them, really."
"Exceptions prove the rule and wreck the budget." -- Miller's Law
"Excitement is Irrelevant" - Locutus of Pontiac
"Exciting is hardly the word I would choose" - C3P0
"Excuse me Commander, but are you done with the counsellor?"-Worf
"Excuse me gentlemen, pet detective."-Ace Ventura
"Excuse me miss?" "Miss!?" "Sorry, I have a cold."
"Excuse me sir, why would anyone want to steal a screw? -Breakfast Club
"Excuse me while I bang your head against the wall..."
"Excuse me while I have a strange interlude." -- Joel Robinson
"Excuse me! Any of you folks Catholic?" -- Father Mulcahy
"Excuse me! Excuse me! Excuse me!"--The Great Wakkorotti
"Excuse me, Beavis. I have to go spank my monkey." - Butt-Head
"Excuse me, I have to become even more unappealing." -- Mike Nelson
"Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower."
"Excuse me, I need some...help..." Ro
"Excuse me, I speak jive..."
"Excuse me, Miss?...Miss?" "Miss?!?!?" "Sorry, I have a cold."
"Excuse me, Oh will ya excuse me? I'm just trying to find the bridge"
"Excuse me, President Clinton, that's not MY pain you're feeling!"
"Excuse me, but can I be you for a while? - Tori Amos
"Excuse me, but did a big, hairy creature just run by here?"
"Excuse me, but is there any place where we could buy...A SHRUBBERY?!"
"Excuse me, but the dead don't tread water!" -- Mike Nelson
"Excuse me, but what does God need with a starship?" -- Kirk
"Excuse me, did you still need me?" - The Mask
"Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here?" * Odo
"Excuse me, is that rat tart? Yes. Disgusting!" --Monty Python
"Excuse me, my shoe is ringing." - Maxwell Smart
"Excuse me, my underwear is buzzing me." -- Crow T. Robot
"Excuse me, sexless man/woman" -- Tom Servo
"Excuse me, sir, are you dead?" - Beavis
"Excuse me, we are looking for nuclear wessels."
"Excuse me, while I dance a little jig of despair."
"Excuse me, will you?" Hercules
"Excuse me. I should like to buy a fish license please."
"Excuse me. I'm receiving a number of distress calls!" -- Spock
"Excuse me. Just what is the subtext here?" -- Crow
"Excuse me. What does God need with a starship?" - Kirk
"Excuse me. I sometimes expect too much of you." Kirk to Spock
"Excuse me. I'm a solider, not a diplomat." Kirk
"Excuse me. Just what is the subtext here?" -- Crow
"Excuse me. What does god need with a starship?" -Kirk
"Excuse me." <SLAP!!> Hoolihan to Hawkeye
"Excuse me... I believe I will stay." - Data
"Excuse me... where it the little giant's room?" -- Tom Servo
"Excuse me... you're on fire." -- Joel Robinson
"Excuse me; I've got to finish some work." Bashir
"Excuse me? Did you say "Catch the car"? You're the brick..."
"Excuse mewhere it the little giant's room?" -- Tom Servo
"Excuse mewhy would God need a Starship?" - Capn. J.T. Kirk ST V
"Excuse meyou're on fire." -- Joel Robinson
"Execute my program? What crime has it committed?"
"Execute your Prime Function!" Kirk
"Exhibit A, m'lud. Miss Rita Thang, an artist's model."
"Exhilarating, isn't it?" Kruge to Kirk
"Existance is not only temporary, its pointless." Calvin
"Existence is my life." - TEQ
"Existence is not only temporary, its pointless." - - Calvin
"Exocomp?" - Data
"Exotic Irish Plants" - By Phil O'Dendron
"Expecting Vinnie and Modo for breakfast?" - Carbine
"Expelled, Harriet Tubman High, 1974..." -- Tom Servo
"Expenditures rise to meet income." -- Parkinson's Law
"Experience comes from bad judgment." - Mark Twain.
"Experience is never limited, and it is never complete." -- James
"Experience teaches only the teachable." -A. Huxley
"Experience to extremes"
"Experience, the name given by men to their mistakes." - Heinlein
"Experience, the name given by men to their mistakes." - Lazarus Long
"Experts tell you what can't be done and why." - Heinlein
"Explain again how sheep's bladder may prevent earthquakes.."
"Explain again how sheeps bladders may be used to stop earthquakes?"
"Explain it to me slowly. I'm very old." - Fran, Dinosaurs
"Expletive deleted." >Richard Nixon
"Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon."
"Exploding piglets!!! My god, it's raining bacon." - Pooh
"Explorers, in the further regions of experience."
"Explosives Made Easy - VOL II" - by Click N. Boom
"Explosives Made Easy" - by Stan Wellback
"Exposure to dioxins is not disabling but may be fatal." - Dow Chemical
"Expressing individualism is just plain wrong!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Expressing individualism is just plain wrong!" -- Joel Robinson
"Extinguish all smoking materials..including spacecraft, if possible."
"Extortion is my business" - Ernst Stavro Blofeld (Y.O.L.T.)
"Extortion is my business" - Ernst Stavro Blofeld (You Only Live Twice)
"Extra credit." - Dot
"Extra pickles. A warrior's condiment!" --Worf
"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." J. Randi
"Extraordinary how potent cheap music is." -- Coward
"Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing" - Spock
"Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice." - Thomas Paine
"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice." - B. Goldwater
"Extremism, in defense of liberty, is no vice"
"Extremities where I can see them!" - Odo
"Eye of new, crunch of frog, wool of bat, tongue of dog..."
"Eye of the tiger, Bart!" - Bart Simpson
"Eye to eye, we were caught unaware of the passion inside us..."
"Eyeing little girls with bad intent..."
"Eyes forward, Fox!" -Falco
"Eyes that shine burning red, dreams of you all thru my head"
"Eyes without life... these words are pleasing to me."
"EyesfailingChicken souponly chance for survival.." -The Tick
"Ezz beeg trouble for Grant and kids..." -Jurassic Bori
"Ezz beeg trouble for moose and squirrel." - Natashia
"Ezz beeg trouble for moose and squirrel.." - Boris Baddenov
"F Troop, next on Nick At Night..." -- Tom Servo
"F!" - Mrs. Flamiel "My folks are gonna kill me." - Ralph (Animaniacs)
"F!" - Mrs. Flamiel "My folks are gonna kill me." - Ralph the Guard
"F***" said Pooh being more forthright than usual.
"F**king stomachache" (Lt. Ripley...last words)
"F*ck 'em if they can't take a joke." -- Dobbs
"F*ck with him and he'll seal your fate."
"F*ck!" - Al Davis, after an 8 yard Marcus Allen run that gave him 115.
"F-I-S-H. That's how you spell fish, Rimmer." -- Lister
"F-I-S-H. That's how you spell fish." * Lister
"F-R-I-C-A-S-S-E-E-I-N-G. Uh, D-U-C-K." - Bugs
"F.H. Gumby. Regius Professor Of History At His Mother's."
"F.M. radio means you can listen to it on Friday mornings." - student
"FATHER! The sleeper has awakened!" -- Muad'Dib
"FBI! Drop the sword, McLeod!" -- Fox Mulder
"FE-FI-FO FE-FI-FO-FO" -- Mike Tyson's phone number.
"FEEL my pain????" Billy Jeff, You *ARE* my pain!
"FEEL my pain????" "Listen Doc, you ARE my pain!"
"FFFFFFFtthold it right there!" (Kramer)
"FIE ON THEE, CHURL NET OF FIDO!!!"--Danny Davids
"FIRE AT WILL!!" *Phalm!!* "Riker's dead Sir! Now what?"
"FIRE!" {BANG!} "OOUUUCH!" "Whoops! Is anyone down range?"
"FISH! FISH! Food of the gods!" - Mr. Smarty Pants as The Fin
"FLOOR": the place for storing your stuff.
"FLUFF YOU!" -Jeff Lane, SCN-Funny Farm.
"FLUSH!, Whee! Ha Ha Ha!, I'm done with my bath!" - Calvin
"FLUSH!, Whee! HaHa!, I'm done with my bath!" -Calvin/Hobbes
"FORESHADOWING!" -- Tom Servo
"FORMAT C: /autotest" - Justice for software pirates.
"FOUR HOURS to bury a cat?!?" "Yes --- it wouldn't keep still."
"FOUR HOURS to bury a cat?" "Yes - it wouldn't hold still..."
"FOUR HOURS to bury a cat?" "Well.. - it wouldn't keep still."
"FREE MONEY!" -The Tick
"FREEDOM ISN'T CHEAP AND IT NEVER GOES ON SALE"
"FREEEOOOW!" -Zaphod
"FROINLEVIN!" -'Jerry Lewis' -- Animaniacs
"FUEGO!!!". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BOOOOOM!
"Faboo!" "Almost got it fixed!" - Wakko
"Faboo!" - Wakko Warner
"Faboo!" ... "Almost got it fixed!" - Wakko
"Faboo!"-Wakko Warner/Animaniacs
"Faboo" -- Wakko
"Fabulous Russian cosmonaut babes!" -- Tom Servo
"Fac meam diem." - Clintus Eastvoodicus
"Face it, Dad. The season's OVER." - Calvin
"Face it, society is stronger than you are."
"Face to face we embrace..We drink of love's sweetest wine" - Amy Grant
"Factorials were someone's attempt to make math *look* exciting." - s.w.
"Factorials were someone's attempt to make math LOOK exciting." Wright
"Facts are stubborn things" - T. Smollett
"Facts are stupid things" - R Reagan.
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored." - Huxley
"Facts, though interesting, are in my opinion irrelevant." - The Borg.
"Fade Away" - by Peter Out
"Fade out already, they got the joke." - Slappy Squirrel
"Fade out already, they got the joke."--Slappy
"Fade out, already--we got the joke!" - Slappy
"Failing that, they're gonna do their best to kill you." - Big Julie
"Failure is a highly contagious disease." Paul Newman
"Faint, yet pursuing." -- Judges 8:4
"Fair Fight" is an Oxymoron
"Fair is such a Human concept. Think imaginatively."--Q
"Fairy king, attend, and mark: I do hear the morning lark."
"Fairy tales! Ghosts and goblins!" Hengist
"Faith is a voluntary anticipation." -- St. Clement
"Faith is believing what you know ain't so!" - Samuel Clemens
"Faith is not reason's labor, but repose." - Young
"Faith is not wishing to know what is true." - Nietzsche
"Faith which does not doubt is a dead faith." -- Unamuno
"Faith.... manages." Delenn
"Faithful are the wounds of a friend." -- Proverbs 27:6
"Faithless souls fall into the Void, devoured by nothingness."
"Fake court will now begin." -- Mike Nelson
"Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake."--Elaine
"Fall in those single file lines and complete the plan..."
"Fall in those single lines like army ants..."
"Falling off a Cliff" - by Eileen Dover
"False Christian Scum"? Bring on the "True Christian Scum"!
"False alarm." - Batman "Are you sure?" - Chase Meridian
"False face must hide what false heart doth know." - William Shakespeare - "Macbeth"
"Falsehood has a perennial spring." -- Burke
"Falsify some lab reports while your at it." -- Dr. Forrester
"Fame is proof that people are gullible." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Family Values" is an euphemism for THEOLOGICAL FASCISM
"Family heirloom?" La Rue
"Family is one of civilization's worst ideas." - Earl
"Fanaticism is not a gender issue; it's a mental health issue." - MB"Fangio is the best driver we have ever known." - Stirling Moss
"Fancy meeting you here!" (How standards have fallen.)
"Fangs for the Memories!" -- Vampire, The Musical!
"Fans, don't fail to miss tomorrow's game." Dizzy Dean
"Fantasies are free." "NO!! NO!! It's the thought police!!!!"
"Fantasy and microchips, shootin' from the hip" - Weird Science
"Fantasy as the bait, with history as the hook." -- Heydt
"Far Out and Solid and Right On, Man!" Cheech & Chong, '72.
"Far be it from me to proposition a senior officer." -- Data
"Farewell, King Under the Mountain." - Bilbo Baggins
"Farewell, Worf." Kahless "Good-bye." Worf
"Farewell, good Thief." - Thorin Oakenshield
"Farewell. Schweitzer." Freya
"Farmer Bob. ... Your barn door's open."
"Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected" - Spock
"Fascinating species." Loqual "Indeed." Buyleth
"Fascinating" Spock figures out the Energizer Bunny
"Fascinating, Captain!" - Spock
"Fascinating," said Nimoy, watching Shatner's lousy acting.
"Fascinating," said Spock, watching Kirk's lousy acting.
"Fascinating. A totally parochial attitude." Spock
"Fascinating. I just had a splendid idea." - Q
"Fascinating. Live long and perspire" - Wakko Warner
"Fascinating. A totally parochial attitude." Spock
"Fascinating. Good. Good!" Spock
"Fascinating. It's made no move against you?" Spock
"Fascinating. Pure enery. Pure though." Spock
"Fascinating." Andrew figures out the Energizer Bunny.
"Fascinating." Spock figures out the Energizer Bunny.
"Fascinating." said Spock, watching Kirk's lousy acting.
"Fascism is Capitalism in decay"-N. Lenin
"Fascist!" -- Tom Servo
"Fast as fast can be, you'll never catch me." - Jack Ching Badabing.
"Fast food .. shoots right through!" - Appetizer in stomach
"Fast is fine, but accuracy is FINAL!" Bill Jordan
"Fast ship? You've never heard of the Milienium Falcon?"
"Fasten then zip."
"Fasten your seatbelt. I'm gonna try something." - S. Wright
"Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!" Bette Davis
"Fasten your seatbelts, we're gonna SEE the baby." (Jerry)
"Fasten your seatbelts, we're gonna SEE the baby." (Jerry)
"Fasten, then zip or zip, then fasten?" - Garibaldi
"Faster than a speeding bullet..."
"Faster than a speeding webline." Spiderman
"Faster than the local madman..."-Freddy Krueger
"Faster." - The Crow
"Fat Bottomed Girls" -- Queen
"Fat Johnny Holden wanted to get right with God." - DT II
"Fatal Passion" -- Lita Ford
"Fatal error 6 occurred while trying to report error 6."
"Fate is just the weight of circumstances.": Rush
"Fate just isn't what is used to be." - Hobbes
"Fate protects fools, children and ships named Enterprise." - Riker
"Fate protects fools, small children, and ships named Enterprise."
"Fate. It saves children, women, and ships called Enterprise." Riker
"Father Laird?" MacLeod "For now." Kanwulf
"Father What-A-Waste." -- Tom Servo
"Father does his ferret impression..." -- Tom Servo
"Father feigns eating." -- Mike Nelson
"Father once spoke of an Angel..I used to dream he'd appear."
"Father! The Sleeper has awakened!" -- Mua'dib, Celestial Chorus
"Father! The Sleeper has awakened!" -- Paul Atreides, Celestial Chorus
"Father! We crave your love!" - Dot
"Father! What did he say?" - Alexander
"Father's playing with his trains." -- Pugsly Addams
"Fatigue IS NOT an indicator of success"
"Fault always lies with him weak enough to lay blame." - Cort
"Fawlty Towers BBS, the first roadkill on the Information Superhighway
"Fax licks mole a$$es..."
"Fe Fe Fe FE," said the man in the iron mask.
"Fear God, and take your own part." -- Borrow
"Fear can be a good thing." Paris
"Fear in your eyes, it's later than you realized"- Metallica
"Fear is not an option." -- True Lies
"Fear is only an asset when you can control it." -Caine
"Fear is the foundation of most governments." - J. Adams
"Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration." - Dune
"Fear is the mind-killer." -- Paul Atreides <Dune>
"Fear makes companions of us all" - The Doctor, An Unearthly Child
"Fear not..." -- Luke 12:7
"Fear of death was the first thing on earth to make God."
"Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling" -Floyd
"Feathers hit the ground before the weight can leave the air"
"Federation rule, nobility, compassion." Seska
"Feeders on my left, fools on my right, I need to get a REAL JOB"
"Feeders on my right, Fools on my left, I need to get a new job!"LNDO
"Feeding time. Soul food for my boy"-Freddy Krueger
"Feel better?" - Mulder "Like a new man." - possessed Krycek (PM)
"Feel my lash, you fools!" -- The Whip
"Feel the Thunder!"
"Feel the new wind of change on the wings of the night" -Floyd
"Feel the way the Earth is shaking, hear the rumble miles away!"
"Feelin' the music from head to toe..." Chuck Berry
"Feelin' uninspired...think I'll start a fire."
"Feeling a little jumpy this morning?" Q
"Feelings" - By Cara Lott
"Feels Like The First Time" -- Foreigner
"Feels like I'm losin' time at a breakneck pace." -Stevie Ray Vaughn
"Feels like a bad Nissan ad..." -- Tom Servo
"Feels like a prison cell to me." Odo
"Feels like a ship to me." -Janeway
"Feels like home" - Mulder on messy room
"Feet and knees together!" - Skiers' & Virgins' prayer
"Felecium's a narcotic!" Crusher
"Feline supplement 127." - Data
"Felix, don't tell me you lost her." - 007 "We lost her." - Felix
"Feliz Natal e Feliz ano Novo." - Portuguese Christmas
"Female canines lick the coats of their young," said Tom dogmatically.
"Female programmers get their bits twiddled."
"Female" should not automatically be defined as "Best Parent"
"Female" should not automatically be defined as "Not Sexist".
"Femi-nazis, enviro-whackos, and Commie-Libs.... : Rush Limbaugh
"FemiNazi... such an amusing phrase." -- Jalisha, Black Fury
"Feminine logic" is the ultimate oxymoron.
"Feminine. No doubt about it." Kirk on the Companion
"Feminism is the radical notion that women are people!"
"Feminism is the theory; lesbianism is the practice."
"Feminist leaders are afraid of strong women." - Rush Limbaugh
"Feminists ALL wear white cotton panties" : Rush Limbaugh
"Feminists are women too ugly to get married." : Rush Limbaugh
"Fences" - By Barb Dwyer
"Fenris did not create the Fenrir to live a soft life."
"Fenris does not forgive. Neither do we." -- Wisetongue
"Fer cryin' out loud, would you button yer yap?!"--Slappy
"Fester Addams... home at long last." -- Morticia Adams
"Fever, gunslinger, what's left inside you has been touched afire."
"Few can see BOB's face, the gifted and the damned." -- MIKE
"Few love to hear the sins they love to act." - Shakespeare
"Few radicals have good digestion." -- Butler
"Few sinners are saved after the first few minutes of a sermon" - Twain
"Few things are harder to put up with than a good example." Twain
"Fey acting!" "Flamboyant prancing!"
"Fezzig, jog his memory." <*BONK> "I think I jogged it too hard."
"Fiber Optics" isn't another new cereal!
"Fibs I've Told" - By Liza Little
"Fiction *can* be fun!" -- Ace Ventura
"Fidonet is about communications. Tell your friends."
"Fidonet just IS. It's a Zen thing." --Holly Sullivan.
"Fie! What a spendthrift he is of his tongue!" - Shakespeare
"Fiefdoms are feudal."--Manor Lord of Borg
"Field energy now within flight tolerances." DSN Computer
"Field output!?" La Forge "Two-seventeen." - Q
"Field processors coming back on line." Paris
"Fiendish weed! Take it easy!" - The Tick
"Fifteen locations to serve you. Now in Altoona."
"Fifty Yards to the Outhouse" - By Willy Makit and Betty Woant
"Fifty ways to leave your aardvark"
"Fifty-seven channels and nothin's alive" -- Crow T. Robot
"Fifty-three years ago and she hasn't aged a day!" Riker
"Fight NORMAL!" - Arms Akimbo, to Freakazoid
"Fight choreography by Dom Deluise..." -- Tom Servo
"Fight fire wit fire, I always say" -- Bugs
"Fight for -- what I know is right" - M. Muir, Suicidal Tendencies
"Fight it! Fight it!" - Sheridan
"Fight that flab!" * Lister
"Fight the good fight every moment, every minute, every day" -Triumph
"Fight well, CaptainThe struggle will only get harder." - Tolwyn
"Fighting evil by moonlight..." - Sailor Moon
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity."
"Figure eight is two times four."
"Figure four, one half-of eight."
"Figure of speech, Data." La Forge
"Figures that my courage would choose to sell out now."
"Figures that my courage would chose to sell out now" - Tori Amos
"File not found...Will a hacksaw do ?"(Y/N)
"Files."--Dana "LOTS of files."--Fox "Lots and LOTS of files!"--Dana
"Fill in the Box" - by Mark Detest
"Fill my head with cocoa butter and surf till I drop..." -- Servo
"Fill your pants... over France in your Poopy Suit!" -- Mike
"Film it all, Ed!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Filmed before a live audience" -- Crow T. Robot
"Filmed in Convolution-Vision." -- Crow T. Robot
"Filmed in Katherine Hepburn-Vision." -- Crow T. Robot
"Filmed in Long-Torso-Vision!" -- Tom Servo
"Filmed in Panel-Vision." -- Crow T. Robot
"Filmed in fabulous Zapruder-Vision!" -- Tom Servo
"Filth! Contamination! Pestilence! Ha Ha Ha!" - Calvin
"Filthy job" "Could be worse" "How?" "Could be raining.."
"Filthy, little perverts..."
"Fin isn't smart enough to handle dragons without help!" -- Fred
"Finally I understand the feelings of the few" -Floyd
"Finally!" - Worf
"Finally, a Maximal with some logic circuits!" - Terrorsaur, "Double Jeopardy"
"Finally, the Warren Commission files." -- Joel Robinson
"Find Amanda, and HURRY!"-Alice
"Find God"? Why? Is he missing . . . ?
"Find a new way to love the same old crap!" -- Joel Robinson
"Find old man in dark, not hard!"
"Find out what you don't do well, then don't do it." - Alf
"Find the bathroom alright?" "Uhhhh..yeah.."
"Find the enemy & shoot him down; anything else is nonsense"
"Find the enemy and shoot him down." -von Richtofen
"Find the truffles! Find the truffles!" rooted Tom.
"Find this *attractive* young woman some quarters..." -- Kira II
"Find this ATTRACTIVE young woman some quarters..." - Kira2
"Find you in the dark, read you like a cheap surprise..."
"Find your own answers, Captain, you haven't long to live." Thelev
"Find your way home, Commander." Torres
"Find yourself another city!" - Carl Robinson
"Fine place for a day full of breakdowns..."
"Fine time to ring the dinner bell." McCoy
"Fine! Don't turn your cranks to FRANK!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Fine, Fine...Have your Klingon servant get some chairs!" -- Ferengi
"Fine, Joel... You have your little insurrection." -- Forrester
"Fine, fine... Have your Klingon servant get some chairs!"
"Fine, it makes no difference." - Kang
"Fine," said Arthur, "when can I go home?"
"Fine. Forget the vole fights." Quark
"Fine. I'll kill you later." - Kirk
"Fine. It makes no difference." -- Kang
"Fine. Make sure you take this junk with you." - Riker
"Fine. So who's gonna get the chairs." -- Quark
"Fine. Forget the vole fights." - Quark
"Fine. I'll be diplomatic. Our definitions may differ."--Kira
"Fine. I'll just sit here quietly." - O'Brien
"Fine... I'll kill you later." -- Kirk
"Finish it!" - Slann Quince
"Finish the passages! Get rid of it!" - Ash
"Finish up," she said, "come on and do it quickly,
"Finish your mail packet! Children are offline in India."
"Finkle *is* Einhorn!" -- Ace Ventura
"Finkle took it personally."-Ace Ventura
"Finkle, Einhorn - Einhorn, Finkle."-Ace Ventura
"Fire Fire Fire" : Beavis..... or was that David Koresh????
"Fire Me Boy!" -The Human Bullet
"Fire Me Up!" - By Matt Chez
"Fire all torpedoes," Captain Tom exploded.
"Fire as he passes, Ensign." Kirk
"Fire at Will!" (That'll teach the little bastard to show me up.)
"Fire at will!" "AAAARGH!!" "Who was that?" "Will, sir."
"Fire at will, Mr. Worf." [Riker immediately ducks.]
"Fire bright by candlelight with her by my side" -Floyd
"Fire in the hold!" -- Tom Servo
"Fire in the hole!" -- Mike Nelson
"Fire is never a gentle master." -- Brothers of Fire
"Fire is not the only heat, Lord Schweitzer."--Freya
"Fire me, Boy!" - The Human Bullet
"Fire phasers at will." Zzzzzap! "Hey! What happened to Riker?"
"Fire phasers. Evasive pattern Delta-4." Janeway
"Fire that's closest kept burns most of all." - Shakespeare
"Fire! Fire! Fire!" - Beavis
"Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!! Fire!! Fire!!!" WHAP!! "Cut
"Fire! Fire! Fire!" - Beavis They can't ban that from my tagline!
"Fire!" yelled Tom alarmingly.
"Fire's cool, huh huh huh" B&B
"Fire, Mr Worf!" (Worf picks up the fire extinguisher)
"Fire, Mr. Worf!"
"Fire, Mr. Worf!" <Worf picks up extinguisher>
"Fire, Mr. Worf!" Enter Worf, extinguisher at the ready.
"Fire, Mr. Worf!" [Worf picks up extinguisher]
"Fire, Mr. Worf!" <Worf picks up extinguisher>
"Fire." Kirk "Got him!" Chekov
"Fire...Fire's cool. Let's blow something up" hehehehe
"Fire? Fire?!? What do you expect to accomplish?" -- Recoil
"FireFire's cool. Let's blow something up" hehehehe
"Fireball! Wonderful spell!" -- Fizban, DragonLance
"Fireball, fireball, I know it's in here somewhere..." -Fizban
"Fireplaces will no longer be a problem." Bernard
"Firing impulse engines." La Forge
"Firing photons." Tuvok
"First Lesson: Keep your mouth shut!" -- Bill, Galactic Hero
"First attack, sir?" "I think we can expect more, Lieutenant."
"First casualty reports are in from Octor." - Welch
"First contact just isn't what it used to be." -- Sisko
"First count to ten." - Mrs. Jewls "6-8-12-1-5-2-7-11-3-10." - Joe
"First impression... Very dark." -- Crow T. Robot
"First impressions are lasting impressions." -- Frank Burns
"First impressions are of major importance in business matters." FINCH
"First impressions are very important, so SHUT UP and listen to me."
"First level down & already I've hit a magic door." - Finieous Fingers
"First one to talk lives." -- The Deacon
"First principles, Clarice. Simplicity." -- Hannibal Lector
"First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin"
"First she claws at you, then begins to hurl heavy objects."
"First thing when I get back me and Falwell are gonna talk!" -- Jesus
"First thing, I take off the burlap dress." -- Crow T. Robot
"First things first -- but not necessarily in that order"
"First things first -- but not necessarily in that order" -- The Doctor, "Doctor Who"
"First things first, but not necessarily in that order."
"First time you ever plugged somebody?" "Of course not!"
"First we cut it off; Then we Kill it." - C. Powell
"First we'll rid the old order, then we'll worry about the truth."
"First you have to prove you're telling the truth."--Mulder to Boggs
"First, I must discuss it with the others." Septimus
"First, I'm gonna take your stick." "No no no no no, not the stick!"
"First, shalt thou take out the Holy Pin."
"First, shoot the lawyers." - Shakespeare
"Fish Story" - By Rod Enreel
"Fish and Brus" = Newfie Soul Food
"Fish food! Vinnie wants to turn me into fish food!" -- Sam
"Fish heads, fish heads, roley-poley fish heads..."
"Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! --The Cat
"Fish!" * Cat "Enjoy your meal." * Food Dispenser "I will!" * Cat
"Fish!" -- The Cat "Enjoy your meal." -- Food Dispenser
"Fish," said Pooh, from inside the Vorlon encounter suit.
"Fishes are born in water--man is born in Tao." -Chuang Tzu
"Fishing, stranger?" "No, just drowning worms."
"Fit, vigorous and virile." -- G. Gordon Liddy
"Fits one head." - On a hotel-provided shower cap box
"Fitting in your sleeve isn't the same as filling it."
"Five Miles To The Outhouse" - by Willy Make It
"Five Neat Guys. And a girl." -- Tom Servo
"Five bucks on the lizard! Get your money out!" -- Tom Servo
"Five bucks... same as in Spacedock! I GET IT! HAHAHA!" -Data (ST:G)
"Five card stud, nothing wild, and the sky's the limit..."... J. L. P.
"Five card stud, nothing wild.. and the sky is the limit." <Picard>
"Five days is not too long to wait for a gun." - Bart's Board
"Five days to get to and from the cargo decks?" -- Rimmer
"Five fish! I'll be rich!" * Cat
"Five hours. Those animals could be out." -- Muldoon
"Five operatives were killed yesterday?" Odo
"Five pounds for an empty paper cup?" "It had sugar in it!"
"Five seconds." Kim "Brace for impact." Janeway
"Five seconds." Tate "Mark." Crusher
"Five to one, baby...one and five, no one here gets...out a live, now.
"Five year olds? That sounds really sweet..." -- TV's Frank
"Five, Six, Grab your crucifix..."-Elm St. Children
"Five-card stud, nothing wild...and the sky's the limit." -Picard
"Fix America First!
"Fix bayonets"?? But, Sarge, they're not broken!
"Fix it! You've got five minutes, Scotty!" - Kirk
"Fix it! You've got FIVE MINUTES, Scotty!"
"Fix that `whoop whoop' noise" -- Crow T. Robot
"Fixing your grin as you casually lean on the bar" -Pink Floyd
"Flagg felt terror seep into the chambers of his heart." - The Stand
"Flagg stood, hands on his hips, and roared laughter up at the moon."
"Flame On": something moderators will ban you for doing
"Flame on!" -- Janet "The Torch" Reno
"Flameil!"
"Flames to /dev/null, please," directed Tom nihilistically.
"Flamiel!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Warner
"Flash Gordon, quarterback, New York Jets!" --Flash Gordon
"Flash: Rush Limbaugh actually loves animals!"
"Flattering child you shall know me, see why in shadow I hide."
"Flattery'll get you anywhere." Jane Russell
"Flatulence For The Thin" - By F.A.R.T Allthetime
"Flaws in the system will now become severe." - Malcolm
"Flee before me or else you'll fall before me." -- Ramhorn
"Flee this seething cauldron of angst!" -- Mike Nelson
"Flesh is warm with naked feet- stabbing throns and you become me..."
"Flim flam?" -- Worf
"Fling your arms madly old lady with a daughter" -Floyd
"Flirting with the Mod is ALWAYS on topic!" "Oh, YEAH?"--Danny
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee." - Mohammed Ali
"Float on a river forever and ever, Emily... Emily" -Floyd
"Floating down, the sound resounds around the icy waters underground"
"Floating, falling, sweet intoxication..." - The Phantom
"Floating, free as a bird, sixty-foot leaps, it's so absurd."
"Flogging in the Army" - By Corporal Punishment
"Flogging will continue until morale improves!"
"Florence Nightingdroid... could I have a word?
"Florence of Arabia" - feminist camelmanship
"Flow Morpheus slow, let the sun and light come streaming." - Riff
"Flow Morphia slow ...." -- Riff Raff
"Flowers .. for a Jon Luck Pickhard." - Q
"Flowers are like the pleasures of the world." - Shakespeare
"Flowers for a John Luck Pickerd......" - Q
"Flowers for a Mister... John Luck Pikkerd?" --Q
"Flowers for a Mr. John Luck Pickard?" - Q
"Flowers for a mister John-Luck Pickard?" Q, "Tapestry"
"Flowers for a mister John-Luck Pickird?" - Q
"Flowers! Is there a 'John Luck Pikkerd' here?" --Q
"Flown all the way from New Mexico to New Mexico..." -- Mike Nelson
"Fly By Night Gift Distribution" - by S. Claus
"Fly Fishing Jam with DJ Scratch 'n Fish!" - HCTV
"Fly by night away from here, Change my life again" -RUSH
"Fly me to the Moon and let me play among the stars ... "
"Flyin' back from Lubbock I saw Jesus on the plane..." - Don Henley
"Flying into a pair of one-legged pair of relaxed-fit pants is easy."
"Flying saucers use antigravity to stay up," said Tom knowingly.
"Flynn!" --Tron "Greetings, program!" --Flynn
"Flys in the vasoline we are, sometimes it blows my mind"
"Foam at the mouth and fall over backwards."
"Focus on the desk and just let the rest happen." -- Crow
"Focus please!" -- Tom Servo
"Focus! Focus!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Focus, Mr. Sulu, Focus!" - Capt. Miagei
"Folks are basically decent, conventional wisdom would say.": Rush
"Folks who have no vices have few virtues." -- Lincoln
"Folks, this is just wrong..." -- Tom Servo
"Follow him." - Picard
"Follow me or you're all cocktail wienies!" -- Tom Servo
"Follow me! Follow me! I like that! Ay?"
"Follow my lead, Billy! Santa's packing heat!"
"Follow our hero as he heads down to Payless Shoes!" -- Mike Nelson
"Follow that allergy!" - The Tick
"Follow that rat." - Mulder (Teso Dos Bichos)
"Follow the Gourd, the Holy Gourd of Jerusalem!" - Pilgrim
"Follow the Yellow Pricked Toad"
"Follow the Yellow Stick Toad!"
"Follow the gourd!" "NO, the SHOE, follow the shoe!" - Monty Python
"Follow the ion trail, Mr. Paris, slowly." Janeway
"Follow the yellow brick road!"
"Following in his grandfadder's footschtepps!" <stomp>
"Following leaders leads nowhere." Afterburner
"Fondling your chips is infantile behavior." -- Dr. Freedman
"Fonzie, Ace of Spies!" -- Mike Nelson
"Food goes in here!" - Homer J. Simpson
"Food! Dabo! Drink! Money! Hand. Mine. Give!" -- Quark
"Fook Stingerrrs" - Billy Connolly.
"Fool For Your Loving" -- Whitesnake
"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me." Scott
"Foolproof operation": No provision for adjustment
"Foolproof" doesn't just mean "foolproof". It means "REALLY foolproof"
"Foolproof" systems ignore the ingenuity of fools
"Fools grow without watering." -- Fuller
"Fools have a way of bringing down enterprises."--Tom Chorlton
"Fools to the left of me, FEEDERS to the right!" - Londo
"Fools to the left of me,feeders to the right; I need a REAL job!" Londo
"Fools! Do I have to kill them all?!" Kor
"Fools" said I. "you do not know. Silence like a cancer grows."
"Foot Coverings" - by Sue Sansox.
"For 20 cycles I stood beside you as one of the Nine." - Delenn
"For Christ's sake! It bit me!" -- Michelle
"For Gaia, Fenris, and country! Kill the Nazi cowards!"
"For God sakes, man, GET OFF! She's DEAD, Jim!"
"For God so loved the world..." Pass it on.
"For God so loved the world..." -John 3:16
"For God's sake, Janet, keep a grip on yourself!" - Brad Majors
"For God's sake, get off her! She's dead, Jim!"
"For God's sake, keep a grip on yourself!" -- Brad Majors
"For God, Country and Coca-Cola" - 1993, Mark Pendergrast
"For I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots." --George, "Seinfeld"
"For I dripped into future, far as the human eye could see." -Tennison
"For Mrs. Emma Hamilton..a Scotsman on a horse."
"For Mystery Science Theatre 3000"
"For Reply, send a self-abused stomped elephant to..."
"For The Taste Of Your Life - Coca-Cola. Here and Now." - 1974
"For a ghost you bleed real good." - Top Dollar
"For a hill, men would kill, why? they do not know" -Metallica
"For a holy man you have a knack for pissing people off" - Mulder
"For a man, bigger is better! It's tradition..." -- Britan
"For a minute I thought we were in trouble." -- Hawkeye
"For a moment I thought I had entered an alternate universe" --Vir
"For a moment he felt dwarfed by the possibilities of time." - DT I
"For a moment, I thought I'd forgotten how to form ears."--Odo
"For a mountain, I am very young. For a man--I am just right." Chiun
"For a robot, he's got a really flat butt!" -- Crow T. Robot
"For a tear is an intellectual thing..." -- Blake
"For a while it was touch and go." EHMP
"For a while, it was touch and go!"--HoloDoc
"For centuries he has battled the forces of darkness"
"For cryin' out loud, would you button yer yap?!" - Slappy Squirrel
"For days, we survived on nothing but food and water."
"For depressing phone sex call 1-900-ALFALFA!" -- Crow T. Robot
"For dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return."
"For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."
"For every bug fixed, there is a bigger bug not yet discovered."
"For every person, there's a different truth." <c carter>
"For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision."
"For everything, ask `what is it, in itself.'" -- Hannibal Lector
"For example" is not proof.
"For example, when Rodreigez thought of the tiger..." Spock
"For fools rush in where angels fear the tread." -- Pope
"For hard cash we will lie and decieve.." Pink Floyd
"For he *is* the Kwisatz Haderach!" -- Alia Atreides
"For he that is dead is freed from sin." -- Romans 6:7
"For heaven's sake, mankind, it's only four light-years away, you know."
"For in the reflection of my mind's eye..."-Elm St. Children
"For instance, I have this filed under 'H' for 'Toy'."- Real Genius
"For life is quite absurd. And death's the final word." - Monty Python
"For long your live and high your fly.." Pink Floyd
"For love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course."
"For me, there are no original taglines." -- Jack Butler
"For me, there is no new taglines." -- Jack Butler
"For my NEXT trick, I'll stuff this SQUID with SPAM!" - Jim Bodle
"For my first trick..." - The Mask
"For nothing now can come to any good." -- Auden
"For once I have nothing stupid to say... ;)" -- Gibson
"For once, he and I agree on something." Lt. Riker
"For one brief shining moment ..."
"For only ten bars of Gold Press Latinum." Quark
"For peace and trust can win the day despite of all your losing" -Zep
"For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe."
"For so long I've prayed for this. Now I'm sorry." Isak
"For some of those guys, it was all about who could play faster."-Ed VH
"For some reason Jenny didn't want to ever go home." Forrest Gump
"For some reason the olives all turned black." -- Henry Blake
"For some reason, Jenny didn't want to ever go home." -- F. Gump
"For some reason, ping-pong came very naturally to me." -- F. Gump
"For some white cops, it's always open season." - Carl Robinson
"For someone who's not really here, you scream very loudly."--K's't'lk
"For that, they made me a slave." Septimus
"For the Lord seeth not as a man seeth." -- 1 Samuel 16:7
"For the Lord thy God is a jealous God." -- Deuteronomy 6:4
"For the first time in a month there's nothing wrong with them." - O'B
"For the first time in my life the path is clear" - G'Kar.
"For the first time your mind is quite enough to hear me." - Dream Kosh
"For the first time, I feel very much...alone." - Delenn
"For the first time, your mind is quiet enough to hear me." - Kosh
"For the gentleman, a vodka martini, shaken, not stirred" - Major Amas
"For the land of the free and the home of the brave."
"For the moment, this baby's working." -- O'Brien
"For the myth, for the grail, for the Tower." - DT I
"For the sake of the nation, this Jesus must die."
"For the townsfolk below, the day began like any other" - Calvin
"For the want of a shoe the horse was lost... NO FARRIER
"For the want of the price of tea and a slice, the old man died"
"For the wind will blow my name across this land..." - Sisters of Mercy
"For the world is hollow, and I have touched the sky!"
"For there is no greater power in all the world than that of Love."
"For there is no sea, with out the dolphin" -- Oppian
"For there revealed in flowing robes was Lucy in the sky" -Floyd
"For these prices, you can't expect real quotes."
"For they exchanged the truth of God for a lie..."
"For this part of a lady, get somebody that's couth." Sam Goldwyn
"For three years I warned you that this day was coming." - Delenn
"For to the bee a flower is a fountain of life..." -Gibran
"For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also."
"For who could ever learn to love ... a beast?"
"For whom the Lord loveth he correcteth." -- Proverbs 3:12
"For women, "equality is a disaster." - Lazarus Long
"For women, `equality' is a disaster." - Heinlein
"For you and me, sex is not a job description" RUSH -Alien Shore
"For you the blind who once could see the bell tolls for thee"-RUSH
"For you, Heart of the Tiger, a warrior's death." - Thrakhath
"For you, Odo, I will MAKE the time!"--Kira
"For youthe and elde is often at debaat." -- G. Chaucer
"Forbin Project, how can we help you?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Force is down! I say again, Force is not moving!" -- Skid Mark
"Force is unconscious again!" -- Skid Mark
"Force, Skid Mark, Polarity, with me. We hit Destroyer."
"Forceps, Frank! Pain!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Ford" said Arthur, "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it"
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it." --Arthur Dent
"Ford," he said, "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
"Foreign affairs"?! Clinton thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar
"Foresight isn't anything at all." -- R.E.M.
"Forest Sojourns" - By Syl Vann And Piney Woods
"Foreward is forewarned!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Forget Disney World ... I'm goin' to Hell!"
"Forget I was ever here." --Rick "No problem." --Tori, SN
"Forget about smelling the car, smell the valet. Go to the source." (G)
"Forget about your silly whim. It doesn't fit the plan." -- Limbaugh
"Forget about your sins! Give the audience a grin!" - Monty Python
"Forget it! Gonna be a punk-rocker..."
"Forget it. They've been sealed." Ivanova
"Forget that!" -- Tom Servo
"Forget the fiddle. What *do* you play?" -- Hawkeye
"Forget the pig, how many broads do I get?" - Mayor Quimby
"Forget the pig. How many broads do I get?" -- "Diamond" Joe Quimby
"Forget." - Spock to Kirk
"Forget." -- Spock
"Forgive him! He knows not what he does!" -- Yakko Warner
"Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself." -- Ausonius
"Forgive me brother!" - Rom
"Forgive me father for I have sinned." - 007 (F.Y.E.O.)
"Forgive me father for I have*Murdered*!" -- Tom Servo
"Forgive me for not leaping for joy--bad back, you know." - Scar
"Forgive me, but are you making a joke?" - Odo
"Forgive me, father. I am a worm." - The Kurgan
"Forgive them, for they know not what they do!" said Jesus crossly.
"Forgive us. We're draftees." -- Hawkeye
"Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a la
"Forgotten men at the bottom of the economic pyramid" - FDR
"Format all 10? Only 3 fit in the slot!
"Forrest Gump, with the built in Teslacoil" DPO
"Forrest Gump, you're a Goddamn genius!" -- Seargant
"Forrest, I do love you." Jenny
"Forrest, I don't know how to say this." Jenny
"Forrest, I'm sick." Jenny
"Forrest, you don't know what love is." -- Jenny
"Forrest. I never thanked you for saving my life." Lt. Dan
"Forrester holds the checks..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Forrester's dance make anyone else physically ill?" -- Mike Nelson
"Forrester's life is on the line." -- Mike Nelson
"Fortunately, neither of us are dead." Spock
"Fortunately, the Higgins Boys and Gruber were on the scene."
"Fortunately, though, I am...immune..to its..effects." Spock
"Fortune Telling" - By Crystal Ball
"Fortune is random, faith shoots from the hip" RUSH -Neurotica
"Fortune is random. Faith shoots from the hip." -- Limbaugh
"Fortune is random. Faith shoots from the hip." -Rush: Roll the Bones
"Fortune smiles; another day of wine and roses." - Two-Face
"Fortune vomits on my eider down yet again" -- Blackadder
"Fortune, that favors fools." -- Jonson
"Fortunes come tumbling into some men's laps." -- Bacon
"Forty-Two?"
"Forty-two," said @FN@ with infinite majesty and calm
"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite magesty and calm.
"Forward he cried from the rear and the front rank died" -Pink Floyd
"Forward yesterday..."
"Forward! If any man is killed I'll make him a corporal." -Chaffee
"Forward, into the past!"
"Forward..." - Magus [to Epoch]
"Forward.........Drink!!" -- Hawkeye
"Found a nest of field mice livin' in the glove compartment."
"Found someone you have I would say" - Yoda
"Fountains mingle with the river, rivers with the ocean."
"Four Stands For News" News Channel Four
"Four blocks north. If it's not there, eight blocks south."
"Four hours to bury a cat?" "Yes. It wouldn't keep still."
"Four legs good, two legs bad." -- Orwell
"Four lights." "I don't understand how you can be so mistaken."
"Four more. None survived." -- Worf
"Four newspapers are more to be feared than 1000 bayonets." -Napoleon
"Four people down and not a single quip!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Four styles, four variants, no brains...it's everything you need!"
"Four years ago... No, it was yesterday." - S. Wright
"Four." "WHAT?" "Some beans and some beans is four beans." -Baldrick
"Fourth Estate - Fifth Column, what's the difference?"
"Fraid not. It wouldn't fit him anyways." -- Kirk
"France. We come from France." The Coneheads
"Frank N. Furter, it's all over!" - Riff Raff
"Frank is off duty, which lowers the mortality rate." -- Hawkeye
"Frank should be done deep frying just about now." -- Dr. Forrester
"Frank was a psychiatrist but found he liked the sight of blood."-Hawk
"Frank'll blow his brains out."-BJ "If he can find a peashooter."-Hawk
"Frank, I keep winning and you're still a puss!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Frank, be a dear and push the button." -- Dr. Forrester
"Frank, can we take his drains out before he re-enlists?" -- BJ
"Frank, don't you have enough pain?" -- Hoolihan
"Frank, have you been sniffing medical samples again?" -- Hawkeye
"Frank, my towel and your heinder have an appointment!"
"Frank, stop your terroristic activities right now!" -- Mike Nelson
"Frank, take this guy out!" "C'mere you..."
"Frank, where's the Matter Transference device?" -- Dr. Forrester
"Frank, you bring a lot of this on yourself." -- Col. Blake
"Frank, you're just embarrassing me now!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Frank, you're ruining it for me." -- Dr. Forrester
"Frank, your head needs work." -- Hawkeye
"Frankenhooker!" -- Tom Servo
"Frankie Avalon in `Slave Ship Bingo'!" -- Tom Servo
"Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn"
"Frankly Scallop, I don't give a clam!"
"Frankly Scarlet, I don't like your ham." Rhett Butler's last words.
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a download!" - Rhett Sysop
"Frankly that annoys us." - Kira
"Frankly, I'm going to have to see some resumes..." -- TV's Frank
"Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a damn!"
"Frankly, if Hart can diddle a blonde, I can smoke a schnauzer."
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." - Rhett Butler - Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell
"Frankly, that... annoys us." -- Kira
"Frankly, we'd be delighted." Quark
"Franz? What kind of a name is Franz?"--Garibaldi
"Fraternal love! How sickeningly human!" - Hodge
"Frddy's here! Can't you see that?"- Patient
"Freak-Out Power, Make Up!" - Heard on an ep of Sailor Freakazoid
"Freakin' Bother!" said Pooh, as he watched The Sopranos
"Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute." -- Mike Nelson
"Fred" is not a Borg identification, you are now 3 of 32 billion.
"Freddy Mercury must have decorated it." -- Joel Robinson
"Free Access" does *NOT* mean "without cost."
"Free Parking ($1.50 per day)" - A sign at a parkling lot in Ocean City, Maryland
"Free South Africa, you dumb son of a bitch!" --Murtaugh
"Free Speech" is great to Liberals as long as they control it.
"Free Speech" is great to the GOP...as long as they control it.
"Free Willie, Part II" - Staring Lorena Bobbitt
"Free Willy II" Starring Lorena Bobbit.
"Free Willy" staring Lorena Bobbit, in cinema's everywher
"Free men have arms; slaves do not." - William Blackstone
"Free people write books. Free people read books." - Franklin
"Free pick-up 24 hours a day"- Det-4 9th Air Evac RVN 1/66 10/67
"Free software breeds freeloaders." -- M. Pollard
"Free speech includes the right not to listen, if not interested." RAH
"Free the Expo '67" -- They Might Be Giants
"Free the flame and sear the grasses,'Til the dawing red star passes."
"Free! I'm free at last! The body is dead, long live the head..."
"Freedom ... is a worship word..." - Cloud William
"Freedom and Whiskey gang together." -- Burns
"Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite!" - L. Long
"Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite." - Heinlein
"Freedom cannot be legislated" - M. Muir
"Freedom cannot be legislated" - M. Muir of Suicidal Tendencies
"Freedom defined is freedom denied." -The Illuminatus
"Freedom from Fear?" I FEAR my GOVERNMENT!
"Freedom is a worship word..." - Cloud William
"Freedom is irrelevant, death is irrelevant, YOU MUST COMPLY!!"
"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings." -- Optimus Prime
"Freedom of movement and choice produced the human spirit."
"Freedom to engage in voluntary school sacrifices." - Hector Plasmic
"Freedom's a state of mind - pure creativity - even in captivity"
"Freedom's just another word, for nothing left to lose." -Joplin
"Freedom, not servitude, is the cure of anarchy." -- Burke
"Freedom. Get it?" "Got it!" "Good!"
"Freedom...? That is a worship word." (Rush Limbaugh was on Star Trek?)
"Freedom?" "It is our worship word, too." -Cloud William, Kirk
"Freeze right there, Mr.Spock, or I'll put you to sleep for sure!" Scott
"Freeze this moment just a little bit longer"
"Freeze you traitorous unhappy mutant!" -- Force
"Freeze! I seldom miss at this range!" -- Bored-Flak the Bolt Lobber
"Freeze! Thank you very much." -- Wax Elvis
"Freeze! Thank you very much." -- Wax Elvis <Red Dwarf>
"Freeze!" - The Crow
"Freeze, you traitorous unhappy mutant!" -- Force
"Freighter Sanction, this is the Enterprise." Picard
"French Cheeses" - By Cam M. Bert
"French Cousine" - by Sue Flay
"French Overpopulation" By Francis Crowded
"French fries are MURDER... we MUST end this!" - Mr. Potato Head
"French mother, Alagonkin father." Paris
"French, music *and washing* - extra."
"Fresh panties all around!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Freshly ground pepper sir?" -- Mike Nelson
"Fried Chicken" - By Ken Tucky
"Friend is another word for fool." -- Kickback
"Friend of Oberon... Merle Oberon." -- Crow T. Robot
"Friend? What makes you think I'm your friend?" - Kim
"Friendly angel, come to me."
"Friendly sort." - Tom Paris, after any First Contact with an alien race
"Friendly sort." Paris
"Friends Don't Let Friends Use Prodigy!"
"Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate."
"Friends don't let friends buy Rockwell modems...."
"Friends don't let friends watch Manos!" -- Joel Robinson
"Friends don't mean a thing... guess I'll leave it up to me..."
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." - Heinlein
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." - Lazarus Long
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." -- Heinlein
"Friends, did you get some silver? Did you get a little gold?" -Zep
"Friendship is Love without his wings"
"Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way..."
"Frog the cable pairs" Steve Barr, Bell South
"Frogman on a stick..." -- Tom Servo
"Frolicking has *never* been so depressing." Crow T. Robot
"From A Chicken In Every Pot" To A Chicken Smoking Pot.
"From hell's heart, I stab at thee!" -- Khan
"From here, it looks like you could use new underwear..."
"From in the shadows she calls..." -- Tori Amos
"From little dark motel rooms to Six Flags over Jesus." - Don Henley
"From now on I do missionary work, okay?" - Q
"From now on I want you all to call me Loretta." - Stan
"From now on, I shall be Bubba Bo Bob Brain..."
"From now on, Morn will be our official spokesbeing." - Sisko
"From now on, all bets are off!" Joel Robinson
"From now on, they'll spell mutiny with my name." Clark Gable
"From politics, it was an easy step to silence." -- Austen
"From thd Far West: Mindanao Prep 12, Molokai 3."--Carlin
"From the Dawn of Time we came" -- Ramirez
"From the cradle to the coffin, underwear comes first."--Brecht
"From the first second, Sammy could do anything I threw at him." -EVH
"From the religion that believes an elected official is *infallible*..."
"From the religion that brought you the Spanish Inquisition..."
"From the religion that divided Ireland..."
"From the religion that issued passports to Nazis..."
"From the religion that kills for peace..."
"From the religion that says `do as I say, not as I *do*'..."
"From the religion that started the Crusades..."
"From the smell of things, I would say a Ferrengi ship." -- Riker
"From the smell of things. I would say a Ferrengi vessel."
"From the tiniest little tadger..." . "The Penis Song"
"From the top" -- Duncan MacLeod
"From the top." - Picard
"From the top..." - Duncan MacLeod
"From this strange confusion grows a perverse communication" -- Siouxsie
"From this time forward, you will service...US!" Locutus/Picard
"From where the sun now stands, I will fight no more forever."
"From wine what sudden friendship springs!"-J. Gay
"Fugitives" By Seargent Gonn A. Getcha
"Full circle. Huh." Guinan
"Full frontal nudity? Not in this part of Esher."
"Full of sliding panels an illusion show.." Entre Nous
"Full phasers? What the devil is Kirk doing?" Wesley
"Fun Times in the Sleeping Bag" - by Nap Sack
"Fun is when you don't remember how you had it..."
"Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun"
"Funboy, don't be happy. Worry." - The Crow
"Functionality is irrelevant...its compatible!"
"Fund" = give money"amentalism" = mindlessness
"Fund"=to spend money + "amentalist"=without thinking
"Fundamentalism": The last refuge of the criminally inane.
"Fundies for Ceridwen"! Join Today!
"Fundies? Mmmmm, them's good eatin'!"
"Funeral breads. War breads." -- Mike Nelson
"Funk dat!" -Beavis
"Funny Animalus Buxomus Big Buckus" - aka Dark Cutey
"Funny Fuuuuunnny..." Fozzy Bear
"Funny Guy, eh?" - Jenny Nywening
"Funny how the least little thing amuses him." - 007 (L & L D)
"Funny how they often appear at the bottom of messages, isn't it?"
"Funny noises are not funny." - Bart's Board
"Funny, I don't REMEMBER being absentminded..."
"Funny, that's what the Christians say, too"
"Funny... Fuuuuunnny..." - Fozzy Bear
"Further the cause buy, yes you know the game..." <Queensryche>
"Fustrated, self-hatred, my hands turn to fists" - H. Rollins
"Future beware: The soul is in the software." - Cyborg2
"Future may not be available as seen"
"Future not available in Africa, India or Central America"
"Fwow him to the fwoor!"
"FxS=k. The product of freedom and security is a constant." - Niven
"G'Quon spoke of a great war, long ago."--G'Kar
"G'day, Bruce!"
"G'day, what are you here as?"
"G.E. We bring good things to death." -- Joel Robinson
"GANGWAY! BUNNY HUNT TIME!" Jason, aka "Rakshasa"
"GARIBALDI!" -Ivanova/Babylon 5
"GARKIN, YOU ILLCONCEIVED SON OF A WOMBAT!" - Aahz
"GASPATCHIO SOUP!" * Rimmer
"GET OFF MY SHIP" * Picard
"GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT WATCH! LAY OFF THE POOR BEAVERS!" -Freakazoid
"GET OUT OF MY CHAIR"-Picard
"GO AHEAD SHOOT ME ! Oh shit" ... Brandon Lee (The Crow)
"GO HOME! Sorry Commander, it didn't work." - Rick Hunter
"GOD I hope this rolls over before Savage calls back..."
"GOD IS DEAD, AND NO ONE CARES..."--NiN
"GOD" Created Adam & Eve not Adam & Steve
"GOOD GRAVY, WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?" -- Calvin
"GOOD HEAVENS! IT WORKS!" -The Tick
"GOTCHA, Vedek Sloy. And your little dog, too."--Sisko
"GREAT CEASARS GHOST!!"- Perry White, Daily Planet
"GUESS!" -- The Brain
"GaGH ?!?! .. in the Warp Nacelles ?!?! B'Ellana !!!" - Janeway
"Gabriel, have you ever seen `The Seven Samurai'?" -- The Crow
"Gagh is best eaten live..."
"Gagh is best when eaten alive." -- anonymous Klingon
"Gaila? The one with the moon?"
"Gajan Kristnaskon kaj Felican Novan Jaron." - Esperanto Christmas
"Galactic Conquest or bust." - Borg bumper sticker
"Galactic Conquest or bust." -- Borg
"Galileo is wrong!" - RCC "Sit on it and rotate!" - Galileo
"Galloping around the cosmos is a game for the young." - Kirk
"Gambit! You energized the basketball... You dirty rotten son of a "
"Gambling" - By Monty Carlos
"Game over man! Game over!" --Private Hudson
"Game over, man! Game over!" -Hudson
"Game over, man! GAME OVER!!!"
"Game point--nobody wins..." <Queensryche>
"Gamera is a great guy....BUT DON'T CROSS HIM!"
"Gamera is really neat, Gamera is full of meat, we believe in Gamera!"
"Gamera is the friend of all children." <CHOMP!>
"Gamera's enchantment still grows..." Mike Nelson
"Gamera's really neat! Gamera's full of meat! We love Gamera!"
"Gamera, hey! Oh you Gamera, hey! Dig it..." -- Tom Servo
"Games? Did someone say 'games?'" - Q
"Gangs of chain wielding priests. Next on Geraldo." -- Tom Servo
"Gangway!" - By Hedda Steam
"Garcon! Take this grenade to the chef - very quickly!"
"Gardening With The Ex-President" by Rose Bush
"Garek, I'm a doctor, not a..."
"Garfield, cats like to play in empty boxes." "Get an empty cat."
"Garfield, don't you ever move?" "There was that time in 82."
"Garfield, have you seen my new fern?" "<burp> Briefly."
"Garfield, what are you going to do today?" "DO? You're a funny guy."
"Garfield, what happened to my favorite fern?" "Don't ask."
"Garibaldi to Security: major 4-15 at the casino."
"Garibaldi to security. Major 415 in Casino <smack>" - Garibaldi
"Garibaldi's many things, but he's not omniscient." Cmdr "SEE??" Talia
"Garibaldi's taking it pretty hard." - Ivanova
"Garibaldi, for a security slug, you are a lousy liar." - Dodger
"Garibaldi- you're a DEAD man!" - Ivanova
"Garlic Gone Bad" - By D. K. Stinky
"Garlic gum is not funny." - Bart's Board
"Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Aieeeeeeee!!"
"Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Garlic? Aieeeee!!"
"Garlic?! Here, have a Life-Saver!" - Wakko Warner
"Garrick Utley in Allie Sheedy's Frankenstein..." Tom Servo
"Gary knows *things* about *stuff*!!"
"Gas all decks but this one!" Kirk
"Gas grenades... Don't talk to me about gas grenades." -- Recoil
"Gas station jokes?" Mike "In there!" Tom Servo
"Gas station jokes?" Mike Nelson
"Gas station jokes?" -- Mike "In there!" -- Tom Servo
"Gas station jokes?" -- Mike Nelson
"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may." - Robert Herrick - "To Virgins Make the Most of Time"
"Gave myself a hot foot..." Mike Nelson
"Gay Paris" still does not mean BTFKT Paris.
"Gay" is not a four-letter word. "Hate" IS.
"Gay" is not a four-letter word. "Hate" IS.
"Gay" isn't a four-letter word, but "hate" is.
"Gay" means "happy"..........for a reason!
"Gecko Roman wrestling..." Tom Servo
"Gee - there must be HUNDREDS of them!" - Carl Sagan, age 8.
"Gee Mr. Peabody, should I set the "wayback" machine?"
"Gee What's that ticking in the corner?"
"Gee guys, a lummox with a laser." - Vinnie
"Gee mom, you look great!" - Oedipus Rex
"Gee that bastard smells. No wonder they call him Pooh"
"Gee that bastard smells. No wonder they call him Pooh." - Chris Robin
"Gee! Isn't evolution swell?" -- Tom Servo
"Gee! Next time bite the rest of my head off!" -- Tom Servo
"Gee! Isn't evolution swell?" Tom Servo
"Gee"..<thinking> I sure could use a new pick-up line..I'm such a DORK
"Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?" - Pinky
"Gee, I didn't know that deaf and dumb people were that smart..."
"Gee, I feel kind of bad about this..." TV's Frank
"Gee, I wonder what this little plug does?" NO CARRIER
"Gee, Mister Lizard, what should I do with the nitroglycerine?" -Timmy
"Gee, Mr. Wizard! Aren't nuclear reactors dangerous?"
"Gee, Toto, I don't think we are in Kansas anymore."
"Gee, dad. I wish you'd let mom drive, it's more exciting."
"Gee, it's got rhythm and you can dance to it, too!" - Yakko Warner
"Gee, let me think...sure!" - Ace Ventura
"Gee, look at all them indians!" - George A. Custer
"Gee, my hair tastes pretty good tonight." - Kelly Bundy
"Gee, thanks! *MWAH*!!!" - Yakko Warner
"Gee, that feels pur-ty..."- Bubba
"Gee, there must be hundreds of 'em!" Carl Sagan, age 8.
"Gee, there must be hundreds of 'em!" - Carl Sagan, age 8
"Gee, they fenced the entire ocean!" Crow T. Robot
"Gee, you're perky today!" - Charlie
"Gee," said Tom sinisterly.
"Gees, I can't get it out." - Tenchi
"Geet on weeth eet, man!"- Ren Hoek
"Geez! I must be Lawful Good! I believe in the Rules!"
"Geez! It's a lion!" -- Pumba
"Geez, I gotta have a REASON for everything?!" - Calvin
"Geez, It's Hot!" - By Mike Hammeldyed
"Geez, Tolkien couldn't follow this plot!"
"Geez, and I kept my cool this time..." - Steve Bell..
"Geez, have you ever seen so many orcs? Guys? Guys?"
"Geez... have you ever seen so many frigging Orcs? Guys?
"Geiger sings."--Cronk "Geiger is good. You suck."--Schultz
"Gendarme": the bathroom light is out
"Gene Rodenberry, 1921-1991 Shakka, when the walls fell
"Geneology: chasing your own tale."
"General Delivery one of the great generals..." Tom Servo
"General protection fault" is a registered trademark of Microsoft Corp
"General! Stay with the tour, General!" -- Joel Robinson
"General, count me in." - Leia Organa
"General, prepare your troops for a surface attack." - Darth Vader
"General, they lied." - Sheridan
"General. Welcome to Babylon 5." - Ivanova
"Generally, you don't see that sort of behavior in a major appliance."
"Generals don't smash chairs over fsouppeople's heads!" -- Rimmer
"Generic plane. Cheaper than other planes." -- Mike Nelson
"Generosity has always been my weakness" - Q
"Generosity has its own rewards." Scoop
"Genie In A Bottle" - By Grant Wishes
"Genie" is vernacular for "genealogy."
"Genius borrows nobility." -- Emerson
"Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration." -- Edison
"Genius is an understatement." Kirk on Daystrom
"Genius is never understood in it's own time." - Calvin
"Genius is of no country." -- Churchill
"Genius is only a greater aptitude for patience." -- Buffon
"Genius is the art of nonhabitual thought. - William James
"Genius is the supreme capacity for making trouble." -- Butler
"Gennifer who?" - W.J. Clinton
"Genocide has a 'c' in it." Joel Robinson
"Gentle dullness ever loves a joke." -- Pope
"Gentlemen, I can be most hospitable." Korob
"Gentlemen, I suggest you beam me aboard." Kirk
"Gentlemen, Show Your Ignorance."
"Gentlemen, beam me aboard!?" Kirk
"Gentlemen, check your flies." Arturo
"Gentlemen, it's high time we taxed taglines." - Clinton
"Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds. Lawrence..." - The Joker
"Gentlemen, start your screaming!" - Penguin
"Gentlemen. Welcome aboard Voyager." Janeway
"Gentlemen: Please send me your catalogue," wrote Tom listlessly.
"Gentlemenyou had one [heck] of a first day." -Viper
"Genuine mother-in-law pterodactyl-skin hurling gloves!" - Roy
"Geordi I cannot stun my cat." - Data
"Geordi, are you in pain?" Troi
"Geordi... I cannot stun my cat." - Data
"Geordi: you and Ro." Riker
"GeordiI cannot stun my cat." - Data
"George Hatchew can do anything!" Don Alt, 1990
"George Herman Ruth on guitar..." Mike Nelson
"George was just showcasing his non-date personality." (Jerry)
"George, George, George of the Jungle, friend to you and me."
"George, I wouldn't push for the massage." (Jerry)
"George, you *promised* -- no 'old CIA/new CIA' jokes." - HUDSON HAWK
"Georgetown is a very concervative little community.. :)" - Dire Wolf
"Georgetown is a very concervative little community.. :)" - Dire Wolf
"German Shephard. I guess that makes him a Lutheran."-Hawk to Mulcahy
"Germans are such a cruel and inhuman race, they've no word for fluffy"
"Germany. Facism. Hitler." Kirk
"Geronimo!" - Dot "Chief Flying Eagle!" - Wakko
"Geronimo!" - Dot Warner "Chief Flying Eagle!" - Wakko Warner
"Gershwin fan looking for 'Isn't it a pity'"
"Get Betty White on the phone!" Crow T. Robot
"Get Busy!" -- Arsenio
"Get In Shape!" - By P. E. Class
"Get Kryten!" * Lister
"Get Moving!" - By Sheik Aleg
"Get Over It" - the Eagles
"Get Radio Shack on the horn and finish the job!" Crow T. Robot
"Get Smokey out of here!" said the warden unbearably.
"Get The Genuine Coca-Cola - 5 Cents Everywhere." -1914
"Get Up, Lazybones" - By Y. R. Yewsleeping
"Get a Grip, Kids." - J. Elders
"Get a clue, sir! Grow a brain!" -- Tom Servo
"Get a good running start and hurl myself at the wall..."
"Get a haircut, hippy!" - Butt-Head
"Get a haircut?" "I had 'em ALL cut."
"Get a life" -- "Ok, how about yours?" <zzzzzap!>
"Get a life", eh? What BBS can I download those from?
"Get ahead, go figure, go ahead and pull the trigger..." - SoM
"Get all the catnip you can." -- Fritzenjammer
"Get away from her you BITCH!" Ripley
"Get away from her you son of a bitch"-Alice
"Get away from her, you BITCH!" -Ripley
"Get away from that panel!" Lethian "Or what?" Bashir
"Get away from the dynamite!" Tom said explosively.
"Get back you leftist mob of Kennedyesque rabble-rousers!!"
"Get back!" Sheridan "Death first!" Lavel
"Get closer. You're not holding a winchester..." - toilet writing
"Get down! Shut up!" Lt. Dan
"Get down!" Bender
"Get dressed, Gibson, before the space between us turns into tigers."
"Get into your fatigues!" - Margaret. "In the evening?" - Klinger
"Get it? Of course you do..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Get lost or get nailed, pajama boy." -- Bullet
"Get me a pulmonary scanner." Doctor
"Get me off this horse," Tom derided woefully.
"Get me the Major from Bajor." "Shall I page her?" "No, cage her."
"Get me, I'm a Hassidic rabbi!" Crow T. Robot
"Get me, I'm almost out of the frame!" Crow T. Robot
"Get off my Fridge!" - Picard, as a football team manager.
"Get off my bridge!" - Picard
"Get off my lap," said Tom derisively.
"Get off the bridge.. both of you" - Picard
"Get off the horse", Tom derided Mary.
"Get on with it!" Crow T. Robot
"Get out before I kill you." Joan Crawford
"Get out of my hair," was Tom's brush-off.
"Get out of my mind!" - Sinclair to PsychCop
"Get out of the road, if you want to grow o
"Get out there and bring home something to eat." * Mrs. Dragon
"Get out there and knock 'em alive!" -- BJ to Hawk
"Get out your favorite pair of pumps and have a ball." Forrester
"Get out! Get out!" -- Tom Servo
"Get out!" - Judge Henry Bone
"Get out, Spock." Kirk
"Get outta here!" "I'm sorry." "No, I didn't mean" - Garibaldi
"Get ready. *PING*" -- Tom Servo
"Get rid of that damn twitch!" - Picard
"Get some air circulating beneath the roof", said Tom fanatically.
"Get that cheese to sickbay!"
"Get that computer-generated geek off my network!" -Grossberg
"Get that thing away from my horses!" the Citizen snapped. <p. 27>
"Get the Soft Cushions!"
"Get the Viper Agents! Get the Viper Agents! Ook! Ook!"
"Get the blood gas infuser." Doctor
"Get the boss!" "You mean Bruce Springsteen?"
"Get the cheese to sickbay". -Torres
"Get the clown hammer!" Tom Servo
"Get the defibulator!" Joel Robinson
"Get the doctor. Hurry." Eline
"Get the hammer Mama Papa has a fly on his head!"
"Get the kite, Beavis." - Butt-Head
"Get the little machine that goes 'ping'!"
"Get the magic wand!" "Right-O!"
"Get the shotgun. That'll learn 'em!" - Tom Servo
"Get the spacesuit." * Rimmer
"Get thee behind me Satan." - Kenneth Mcabee "Bend over." - Satan
"Get thee down." "Be thou funky." White Boy
"Get thee to a nunnery" - Hamlet.
"Get them!" is not an adequate offensive strategy
"Get them" is not a sufficient plan of attack.
"Get those phasers off stun. No more Mr. Nice Guy." -- Sisko
"Get unstuck, and continue the briefing." - Picard
"Get up maggot! You have forgotten the face of your father!" - Cort
"Get up there, you stupid coolotted little..." Tom Servo
"Get us to the Enterprise!" - Picard
"Get used to disappointment!" - The Princess Bride
"Get used to your new home, MacLeod." Killian
"Get your bible, we'll look for loopholes." - Gazzo
"Get your clothes on and I'll buy you an icecream" - 007 (R. Moore)
"Get your greasy white paws off my desk!" Crow T. Robot
"Get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape!"
"Get your hands off of him, Spock!" McCoy
"Get your hot dogs! Ice-cold hot dogs!" - Dot Warner
"Get your modem runnin'...head out on the I-way..."-Anna & Volehunters
"Get your paws off me you damn,dirty ape!"
"Get your people out of here." Sheridan
"Get, ya little varmint!" - Data
"Gets herself dressed just in time, disappears on the 8:05.."
"Gets lonesomer than a mud puppy out here." - Dwayne (Darkwing Duck)
"Gettin' beta all the time... "
"Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery."-C&H
"Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?"
"Getting kicked in the nads by a cow sucks!" - Beavis
"Getting pretty big for your britches, aren't you kid?" - Aahz
"Getting there is the easy part." - Janeway
"Ghost Riders In The Sky" -- Outlaws
"Ghosts?" -- Bashir
"Giddyup, Beverly!"--Picard
"Giggle, SNORT!" - A Buffalo laughing at Jeff's Funnies
"Gil Hodges is so strong he could snap your eyebrows off." Casey Stengel
"Gilda Radner and Carol Leifer in a grudge match!" Mike Nelson
"Gilligan! Get their phasers!" "Okay, Skipper!"
"Gilligan! Get their phasers!" "Ok skipper"
"Gimme 700 Krusty Burgers!!" "Would you like fries with that?"
"Gimme a BLT. Whoa, FAB!! Where's the mayonaise?" <SPLAT!> - Tick
"Gimme a bottle of anything, and a glazed donut - TO GO!" - D.L. Roth
"Gimme a break, Storm. THAT little gust of wind won't work." - Boomer
"Gimme a hug, ya big galoot!" TV's Frank
"Gimme a light!" SHIRAK! "Uhm... Bud Light."
"Gimme a light!" ..."<snap>-hissss" "No, no! Bud Li--"
"Gimme a light!" "SHIRAK!" "Umm...No, a Bud Light."
"Gimme a light!" ...<snap/hiss>... "No,no! Bud Li---."
"Gimme a light!"..."<snap>-hissss"..."No, no! Bud Li--"
"Gimme that baby you warthog from Hell!"
"Gimme your lunch money, you knob!" Tom Servo
"Gimmie a tall ship and a star to steer her by."
"Gimmie that cake!" - Cartman "Nooo, this is MY cake!" - Struthers (S.Park)
"Gimmies, Ghosts, even the Dims." Webb
"Gimmies?" -- Bashir "American slang." -- Sisko
"Gin and I would like to announce our engagement..." Tom Servo
"Gin rummy with Brandy's scotched, Bud", whined Sherry wryly.
"Gin." Tuvok
"Ginger is always sincere, just not to one man" - Tori Amos
"Ginger was a bimbo..."
"Ginsu _MY_ASS_!" - Lightsabre Corp.'s Logo
"Girl On a Budget" by Penny Pincher
"Girl before the mirror appraises her disguise"
"Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy"
"Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit"
"Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed"
"Girl who marry detective must kiss dick"
"Girl who slides down banister nude gets splinters by crackey!"
"Girl with little red bike peddle ass all over town!"
"Girl's suck, until you ask them to." - Lazarus Long
"Girls are so weird." - Calvin
"Girls are so weird." -- Calvin
"Girls have more delicate heinies." - Susie Derkins
"Girls just want to have lunch." --A. Yankovic
"Girls just want to have lunch..." * - Weird Al Yankovic
"Girls like to be played with, and rumpled, too, sometimes."
"Girls of the East Bloc..." Crow T. Robot
"Girls were girls and men were men."
"Girls who wear zippers shouldn't live alone." - John W. van Druten
"Git 'n the truck, bitch." - Redneck foreplay.
"Githzerai, Githyanki, Who cares? They're all the same."
"Give 'Em The Axe" -- Lizzy Borden
"Give 'em opposable thumbs and they're *still* crummy shots."
"Give Quiche A Chance -- Rimmer's T-shirt
"Give a hug to your sysop!"
"Give a man an Enchilada, he'll Taco Mole."
"Give a woman more than one [inch] and he *is* the ruler:)"
"Give daddy the glove back princess"-Freddy Kruger "NEVER"-Katherine
"Give her 500cc of morphine." "She's convulsing!" "Give her 500 more!"
"Give her a 'lude; she'll bend over nude."
"Give him 500cc of morphine." "He's convulsing!" "Give him 500 more."
"Give him a handkerchief or something." Quark
"Give him the medicine badge." Goro to Salish re Kirk
"Give in to the power of the music that I write..." - The Phantom
"Give it to Dahmer, he'll eat anything"
"Give it to Worf, he'll eat anything!"
"Give it to me, Lex!" Tim "I get to use it first!" Lex "LEX!" Tim
"Give it up for my posse! Hoop! Hoop! Hoop!" -- Tom Servo
"Give me 'Space Rangers', or give me death!" <SFX: Phaser firing>
"Give me Ham on 5, and hold the Mayo." -Captain Over/Airplane
"Give me a beer"..."But it's 7:00 AM"..."So float a cornflake in it!"
"Give me a break!" - Tenchi, just about all the time.
"Give me a lever big enough, and I will move the world." - Sheridan
"Give me a match and I'll see if we have any gas." - Famous Last Words
"Give me a minute and I'll come back as a nun." -- Klinger
"Give me a minute." - Frank. "I'm not sure we've got one!" - Hawkeye
"Give me a pair of succubi, call me in a month."
"Give me a place to stand, and I will move the world." -- Archimedes
"Give me all your money," Tom said steelly.
"Give me back my haaaaaaannd!" - Ash
"Give me coffee and no one gets hurt."
"Give me convience or give me death" - J. Biafra
"Give me enough medals, and I'll win any war." -- Napolean
"Give me five, Clay!" "Take a lap, Lar!"
"Give me half a chance, 'cause I'm Not Dead Yet..."
"Give me liberty or KISS MY ASS!" - G. Gordon Liddy
"Give me liberty or give me death!" - Patrick Henry, 1775
"Give me liberty or give me death." Frost
"Give me liberty or kill me!" Tom Servo
"Give me life, give me pain, give my soul again" - Tori Amos
"Give me life. Give me pain. Give me myself again."
"Give me lunacy or give me a bus ticket home!"
"Give me metal, or try to give me death!" -- Gary Wells
"Give me my plutonium back or else!" - Pretorius
"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you!" Forrester
"Give me one reason I shouldn't rip you apart." --Simba
"Give me some Chinese food", said Tom wantonly.
"Give me some cheese and I'll tell you", said Tom craftily.
"Give me some sugar, baby." - Ash
"Give me something challenging."--Tracy Hemenover
"Give me something to believe in..."<Poison>
"Give me spam or give me death." - Jim Bodle
"Give me that!" Sisko
"Give me the girl and I'll let you walk out of here." - The Crow
"Give me the grenade, Max...please!" -- Father Mulcahy to Klinger
"Give me the gun," Bond said disARMingly
"Give me the lemur and I'll let you walk!" Crow T. Robot
"Give me two personal pronouns!" "Who, me?" "Correct!"
"Give me two personal pronouns." "Who? Me?" "Correct." - Monty Python
"Give me two personal pronouns." "Who, me?" "Correct." - Benny Hill
"Give me your VISOR." Data "Why?!" La Forge
"Give me your even-better-than-coffee substitute." - Janeway
"Give me..... Your dirty love!"
"Give my regards to King Tut, asshole!" - Col. Jack O'Neil (StarGate)
"Give no deadly medicine to anyone." --Hippocrates
"Give thanks to the Lord for his unfailing love." Psalms 107:15
"Give the Juice the juice!" -Anti-OJists
"Give the elders their due, or they will kill you." -- Wisetongue
"Give the finger, a gesture usually..." "That's enough Data."
"Give the man a cigar" -- Amanda
"Give the ticket to my husband. He taught me to drive."
"Give us a fag or I'll go spare."
"Give us a kiss! <MWAH>" - Wakko
"Give us a kiss!" - Wakko Warner
"Give us a kiss!" -- Wakko
"Give us more responsibility" - B. Clinton
"Give you a coupon for next time..." Tom Servo
"Give your child mental blocks for Christma
"Give yourself over to absolute pleasure." -- Frank
"Give yourself some credit! YOU saved his life!"--Kes
"Given sufficient time, any fundy will debunk itself." - Hector's Law
"Given sufficient time, any fundy will debunk itself." -- Plasmic
"Given the options, we'll audition!" - Yakko Warner
"Giving autographs causes severe back pain." - Larry Niven
"Giving away promises I know that I can't keep."
"Glad I could help." - Q
"Glad did I live and gladly die" Stevenson
"Glad it's not Crow. He's a wimp." -- Mike Nelson
"Glad to be of service." - a door, Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy
"Glad to hear it." Kira
"Glad to know you Genny who?" -- The Cat
"Glad you could make the heist, Mr. Disney." Crow T. Robot
"Gleep!" - Gleep
"Glen Cove." - Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show. - Yogi Berra
"Glorious death?! Hacked? Wait a minute!!" -- Finieous Fingers
"Glory ASCII !", said Miss Carpal.
"Glory or insanity awaits" -- Rimmer
"Glove Me Tender" - Michael Jackson
"Glowing fish poop?" -- Nathan Bridger
"Gnetlemen, I know something of the law." Hengist
"Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me."
"Go Ahead, snoop around." - Ace Ventura
"Go Ahead.. We're cleared for weird."
"Go Go Gadget Prophylactic!!" - Inspector Gadget at the bordelo
"Go STEELERS" - Rush Limbaugh (commenting on the baseball strike)
"Go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go!"
"Go ahead and *reek*, gentlemen!" -- Winchester
"Go ahead and kiss your ass goodbye!" Crow T. Robot
"Go ahead and laugh. They got a kitty in that bomb." -- Nelson
"Go ahead and steal my tagline it flatters me."
"Go ahead! You bash the Balrog, while I climb the tree
"Go ahead! Be crucified! See if I care!"
"Go ahead! I'll only bleed all over your new rug."
"Go ahead, Arthur like person..." -The Tick
"Go ahead, Ross! Drown him! He won't do it again!"
"Go ahead, bake my quiche." - Magrat Garlick
"Go ahead, be crucified, see if *I* care!" - Brian's mother
"Go ahead, blame Q if it make you feel any better." - Q
"Go ahead, tagline this for posterity."
"Go ahead, take a poke at me!" - Q to Sisko
"Go ahead. Attack me with that banana."
"Go ahead. Blame Q if it makes you feel any better." -- Q
"Go ahead. Why don't you do it?" Picard
"Go all out! Take the station wagon." -- Crow T. Robot
"Go and boil your bottom under a silly person!"
"Go and boil your bottom under a silly person!" -- French guard
"Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person." --Guard
"Go away!" - O'Brien
"Go away, cat. You make me smile too much." - The Crow
"Go away, you poopy-kaka-head Russians!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Go away, you snake," Tom rattled off.
"Go away. I'm taking a beauty nap." "That could take weeks!."
"Go away." Q "Q, bring him back!" Vash
"Go away." - Vash to Q
"Go away." - Wakko Warner
"Go away." -- Wakko
"Go back and watch the [darn] video!" -Butt-Head
"Go back from where thy camst" - Q
"Go back in?! Hello?!" Neelix
"Go back or thou wilt most certainly die!" - Q
"Go back to the "head" part..." Mike Nelson
"Go back, or thou will most certainly die!" Q
"Go bang your heads together, four-eyes!"
"Go bang your heads together, four-eyes!" -- Arthur Dent
"Go carefully, Batai." Eline
"Go climb a rock!"
"Go climb a tree." - Kirk to Kor
"Go cry on someone else's shoulder, I'm off-duty." * Troi
"Go defrag yourself" -- Data
"Go down, in your own way... and everyday is the right day" -Floyd
"Go eat the sparrows, you creep!" - Pesto Goodfeather
"Go eat the sparrows, you creep!" -- Pesto
"Go f?ck your god" will be my final words.
"Go faster, Neddy!" "I can't, Maude! It's a Geo!"
"Go fetch the paper, Garfield" "You gotta be kidding!"
"Go for it! Make my fraggin solar year" - Officer Lou Welch.
"Go for the gusto, Mitchell!"
"Go for your guns, you scum sucking mollusks!"--Kryten
"Go forth and multiply... divide only if not on a Pentium..."
"Go forth, and finish business." - Dominic T. Stilton
"Go get the buttered toast and salami!"
"Go get the conga, Dan!"
"Go get your ride and take her back to base." - Stormtrooper Scout
"Go home." - Odo
"Go in peace, to love and serve, Union Pacific." -Tom Servo
"Go in peace. Live no more." -- Crow T. Robot
"Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes."
"Go on and dreamyour house is on fire" - Tori Amos
"Go on with your bad self, Beavis!"
"Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!" -- Arthur
"Go on, Mr. Vulcan." Neelix
"Go on, have a guess." * Holly
"Go on.......don't keep the Vulcans waiting." - Odo
"Go out, get drunk, get wild, have fun..."
"Go piss up a rope!" Mike Nelson
"Go pump some neurons!" Mrs. Doubtfire
"Go screw yourself!" "I'd rather have help."
"Go stick your fingers in your ears and hum real loud."--Sheridan
"Go then, there are other worlds than these." - Jake
"Go then. There are other nets than these."
"Go through the motions anyway; you might get lucky." -Thomas Magnum
"Go to Alert Status 4." Kirk
"Go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for company." - S. Clemens
"Go to Sector 5! Get down! Stay down!" -- Tom Servo
"Go to Warp 5, Mister LaForge." "Aye sir, full impulse." OOPS!
"Go to bed, old man!"
"Go to hell" is the only answer a snooper's question rates.
"Go to hell, Beavis." - Butt-Head
"Go to her door and beg like a human." -- Worf
"Go to him now. Please." Amanda "I cannot." Spock
"Go to the Astrodome..." Tom Servo
"Go to the bridge! Stay frosty! I have a plan!" -- Joel
"Go to town, go to hell, go to jail."
"Go with it, Scully."--Mulder (Teso Dos Bichos)
"Go with the flow." -- Bernoulli's Law
"Go your way, gunslinger, and save your soul." - Walter
"Go! And never darken my towels again." Groucho Marx
"Go! Or Stay! But do it because it is what you wish!" Khan
"Go, Go! Escargot! (Hey, the turtle's catching you!)"
"Go, and the Lord be with thee." -- 1 Samuel 17:37
"Go, then. There are other worlds than these." - Jake
"Go..Go..Godo watch him Go Go Go.."
"Goat damned assholes", cried Pooh after the Jehovah's Witnesses left.
"Goblin's aren't so bad - if you use LOTS of catsup!"
"God & Son" Serving you for over 2000 years
"God Bless us cat lovers."
"God CREATED fossils to look old!"
"God Dammit, Jim, they're fundies! They'll rebuke us!"
"God I love my job! Who needs high school?" -- Mike Nelson
"God Jul och Gott Nytt aar." - Swedish Christmas
"God Jul og Godt Nytt Aar." - Norwegian Christmas
"God Roasted For Great Taste!"
"God always did like you best!" Joel Robinson
"God bless the USA!"
"God bless this lady rooster. All the people said? A-HEN!"
"God can pick sense out of a confused prayer."
"God created Arrakis to test the faithful." -- Maud'dib
"God created stupidity when he created men."
"God created woman to tame man." -- Voltaire
"God creates.....Jesus saves.....Cthulu collects....."
"God damn it Ensign, I fold..." - Odo
"God damn it!" - Stan "I heard that!" - Jesus (South Park)
"God did not say `it is good' after creating man..."
"God didn't play dice with the universe." - Einstein
"God does not dice with the universe." -- Einstein
"God forbid anything should be easy." - Hawkeye Pierce
"God grant me chastity, but not yet!" - St. Augustine
"God had nothing to do with THAT!!"-Alice Johnson
"God has no religion" - Gandhi
"God hath delivered him into mine hand." -- 1 Samuel 23:7
"God heals & the doctor takes the fee." - Poor Richard
"God heals, and the doctor takes the fees." - Benjamin Franklin
"God help me, I'm a glorified CIVIL SERVANT!" - Catwoman
"God is Dead!" - Nietzsche "Nietzsche is Dead!" - God
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire
"God is a god of *humor*, too." -- Bill Parkes
"God is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper." - Fuller
"God is as real as I am," the old man said. My faith was restored, for I knew that Santa would never lie
"God is dead" - Nietzche "Nietzche is dead" - God
"God is dead" -Nietzsche
"God is dead"-Nietzche "Nietzche is dead"-God
"God is dead"-Nietzche "Nietzche is dead"-God "I killed 'em both" -Q
"God is dead"....Nietzsche / "Nietzsche is dead"....GOD
"God is dead." - Neitzshe "Neitzshe is dead." - God
"God is dead." - Nietzche "Nietzche is dead, and I'm still God." - God
"God is dead." - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead." - God.
"God is dead." -- Friedrich Nietzsche
"God is love. But what a mischievous devil Love is." -- Butler
"God is nothing more than an exalted father." -- Freud
"God is subtle but he is not malicious" - A. Einstein
"God is their co-pilot." -- Tom Servo
"God kills indiscriminately, and so shall we." - Lestat
"God kills indiscrminatlyand so shall we." - The Vampire Lestat
"God loves me. I know he loves me. I want him to stop." -Jesus
"God loves you, so does the vicar."
"God made the cat so that we, for a moment, might caress \SLMR\TAGLI
"God made the cat so that we, for a moment, might caress the tiger."
"God made the country, and man made the town." -- Cowper
"God may allow this wedding, but *I* will not!" -- B-Ko
"God must love the common man, he made so many of them." A. Lincoln
"God now ends his broadcast day" -- Crow T. Robot
"God said, "Let Newton be!" and all was light." Pope
"God save the king." -- 1 Samuel 10:24
"God save us from people who do the morally right thing." The Americanization of Emily."
"God shave the Queen!"
"God she's evil, but she's a gunslinger as surely as Eddie is one."
"God sure has a crummy office." Tom Servo
"God the first garden made, and the first city Cain." -- Cowley
"God told me I'm crazy." "LIAR!! I DID NOT!!!"
"God told me" is no excuse for stupidity.
"God wants widows, God wants solutions" - Waters (no, he didn't say
"God was planning a cook out and civilization was the Bar-B-Q"
"God went off on a celestial fishing trip." - Harold Emery Lauder
"God will forgive me; that's his business"-H. Heine
"God will pardon me. It is His trade." -- Heine
"God wouldn't let me be successful. He'd rather kill me." (George)
"God! There's credits all over the runway!" -- Mike Nelson
"God" is more than just a word in the Scout oath.
"God's own drunk and a dangerous man"
"God, I love this job!" -- Dick Durkin
"God, I miss my tights." Crow T. Robot
"God, I never wanted to see *this* era again!" Tom Servo
"God, I'd love to turn my little blue world upside down" - Tori Amos
"God, I'm good." Tom Servo
"God, do you need a woman to look after you?" - Tori Amos
"God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability."
"God, it reeks..." Crow T. Robot
"God, my face is big." Mike Nelson
"God, sometimes you just don't come through, babe" - Tori Amos
"God, you're good!" - Ivanova
"God, you're tawny!" Mike Nelson
"God? That's quite a long-distance call, isin't it?"-Mulder to Jarvis
"GoddZfOade the cat so wo/man could caress the lion."
"Goddamn Jimmie, this is some serious gourmet shit"
"Goddess help Man when we get free" -- Jalisha, Black Fury
"Goddess in my garden, sister in my soul...." -Rush
"Goddess made the cat so wo/man could caress the lion."
"Gods protect us from the boredom that is Mechanus!"
"Gods would resemble the bodies each species possesses."
"Gods would resemble the bodies each species possesses." - Xenophanes
"Going blind out of reach...somewhere in the vasoline..."
"Going down"-Freddy Krueger
"Going to see 'Jaws'" * Lister
"Gold can be as much a blessing as a curse." Humphrey Bogart
"Gold for command, red for medical, green for security." Sheridan
"Gold leaf," said Tom guiltly. -Edward J O'Brien
"Gold? You ask Auberon of the Fey for gold?"
"Goldfish don't bounce" Bart on the blackboard
"Goldfish don't bounce." - Bart Simpson
"Goldfish don't bounce." - Bart's Board
"Goldilocks and the Three Herbivores" - Charlene's bedtime story
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." - Twain
"Golfer: A person who hits and tells."
"Golgotha Tenement Blues" -- Machines Of Loving Grace
"Golly Gosh!" - By G. Whiz
"Gomanx - the Sequel..."
"Gone Fishing" - By Rod Annette
"Gone away and found the pearl - but the price she paid."
"Gone? They have the cloaking device!" Tal
"Gonna come quietly or do I need earplugs?"
"Gonna do a wheelie on that there gopher mound, Smokey."
"Gonna fight over who tastes more like chicken." Joel Robinson
"Gonna get rockin' in the World Tonite..."
"Gonna go buy some more vermicelli..." Mike Nelson
"Gonna make that banker twitch in a ditch..." - Mojo Nixon
"Gonna marry the taxidermist what sewed up her haid...."
"Gonna need a volunteer from the audience." Crow T. Robot
"Gonna sell my plasma door to door..." Mike Nelson
"Gonna set my eye on the southerly sky!"
"Gonna to bomb the living bajeezus outta Deep 13!" TV's Frank
"Gonna' ride ... ride like the wind ... to be free again ... "
"Goo Ta Do Da, @LN@?" -- Greedo
"Good - bye..."
"Good Afternoon, Ladies and Gentelmen,... and Others." - Anna Russell
"Good Americans, when they die, go to Paris." -- Appleton
"Good Bad I'm the guy with the gun!"-Ash
"Good Enough" is the death knell of progress.
"Good God Almighty, which way do I steer?"
"Good God, Man. We left behind the Romulan Ale." -- Kirk
"Good Heavens! I'm on film. How did that happen?"
"Good Jul og godt nyter." - Danish Christmas
"Good Lord 'N' Butter!" - Outland
"Good MOOOOOOOORNING, Viet-NAAAAAM!!!" -Robin Williams
"Good Morning! Nice of you guys to drop by!" -- Han Solo
"Good Morning" is a contradiction in terms
"Good Morning" is a wish, not a statement. Harry Dolphin
"Good Morning" is an opinion, NOT a greeting!
"Good Night Freddy, We love ya!" - Roger Taylor @ tribute concert.
"Good Times, Bad Times, You know I had my share" -Zeppelin
"Good afternoon, Ms. Huston," Tom said angelically.
"Good call!" -- Garth Algar
"Good can get very...boring." Adel Renn
"Good carrot. Lot's of iron" - Neanderthal Bugs
"Good catch Butthead." -- Mr. Buzzcut
"Good catch, Butt-Head." - Buzzcut
"Good choice, she is very sexiful." - Tiger Tanaka (Y.O.L.T.)
"Good corporals are far more important than good generals." -Sherman
"Good customers are rarer than latinum! Treasure them!" -- Quark
"Good day. To the both of you." - Londo
"Good enough" is NEVER good enough.
"Good enough," is the enemy of perfection.
"Good evening! I am Count Dracula! I'd like a suite with a bath!"
"Good evening, Brian."
"Good evening, I'm..... in love!" - Yakko
"Good evening, ladies and giants!" - Data
"Good evening, madam, and your name is?" "Yes, yes."
"Good evening. I'm..... in love!" - Hercule Yakko
"Good fences make good neighbors." Robert Frost
"Good frozen pizza" is a contradiction in terms
"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere." - Meat Loaf
"Good grief! They sound like a bunch of school boys at recess!" -Roy
"Good guess! Let's go buy some Lotto tickets!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Good guys can do anything rotten." -- Hawkeye to Radar
"Good health" is merely the slowest rate at which one can die
"Good heavens! I think I blew my face inside out!" - Calvin
"Good heavens!" he said. "Wanna' go right now?" I asked.
"Good honest hated. Very refreshing." Kor
"Good idea, O Lord!" -- King Arthur
"Good idea, o Lord!" "Course it's a good idea!"
"Good idea. Hide behind the blow-up raft." -- Joel Robinson
"Good intentions randomize behavior."
"Good is not good, where better is expected." - Thomas Fuller
"Good likeness." - The Crow
"Good looking guys like us, we make women nervous." -- Frank
"Good lord, no! A little prick will do."
"Good luck with the heroin." Crow T. Robot
"Good luck, @FN@! Impact minus 30 seconds..."
"Good luck, Commander." Hugh
"Good luck, Hugh." Picard "Good-bye." Hugh
"Good luck, Mr. Sisko." Picard
"Good luck, Spock." McCoy
"Good luck, boy. Beware Justice." -- Madame Xanadu
"Good luck, gentlemen." Scott "Happiness at least, sir." Uhura
"Good luck, sir." - Sheridan
"Good luck. You're gonna die." -- Mike Nelson
"Good men must not obey the laws too well." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Good morning K-Mart shoppers"
"Good morning!" is an opinion, not a greeting.
"Good morning" - The ultimate oxymoron
"Good morning" is a contradiction of terms
"Good morning" is an oxymoron.
"Good morning" sounds more like an opinion than a greeting.
"Good morning, Sir. Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium!"
"Good morning, darling." - Q to Picard, "Tapestry"
"Good morning. I'd like to have an argument, please."
"Good news." - "I'll take it." -- Col. Henry Blake
"Good night spot" - Data
"Good night, Chesty Morgan - where ever you are..."
"Good night, Mike Nelson of Sea Hunt fame..." Joel Robinson
"Good night, Rockford-Dad..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Good night, guy who looks like Mr. Whipple..." Crow T. Robot
"Good ol' mirror manoeuvre 110." - Vinnie
"Good old Figbert Newton." - Throttle
"Good old Psi Corps. All the moral fibre of Jack the Ripper." - Ivanova
"Good old Uncle Bernie. He was as crazy as a bugbear, you know."--Tas
"Good ole Psi Corps. All the moral fiber of Jack the Ripper." - Ivanova
"Good ole country music's here to stay!" -- Simon Crumm
"Good one, Cambot!" Tom Servo
"Good order is the foundation of all good things." -- Burke
"Good politics are often inextricably intertwined." - Morris Udall
"Good relations with other cultures is our highest priority." O'Brien
"Good research is *always* profitable." - Heinlein
"Good sailin', Ahab." - Scully to her dad; their last contact (BTS)
"Good sex means being told, "Stop and I'll kill you!!!"
"Good show, Fawlty!" -- The Colonel
"Good staff is hard to find these days?" - 007 (The Spy Who Loved Me)
"Good tagline material. Yup, I s___e it!" - Don Horton..
"Good tea. Nice house." Worf
"Good thing I reshingled my hat!" Joel Robinson
"Good thing he uses smudge proof eye liner." Crow T. Robot
"Good thing it wasn't a Double Jeopardy question" - Fox Mulder
"Good thing she's got a full-size picnic table." -- Crow T. Robot
"Good thing too, I make a lousy corpse." - Mutant Raccoon
"Good thing we have a wide screen!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Good things are worth waiting for." - Minerva Mink
"Good things come in small packages." - Ferengi Proverb.
"Good things come in small packages." - Pandora
"Good thinking, Beavis." - Butt-Head
"Good thinking, Sheridan." Cranston
"Good try. Nine out of ten for effort." -- Picard
"Good try. I give you a 9 out of 10 for effort." - Picard
"Good way to sneak up. Slam the doors." -- Tom Servo
"Good wives and private soldiers should be ignorant." -Wycherley
"Good work, Smiley!" Sisko
"Good! Go on! Get out of here!" --Rafiki
"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun." -- Ashe
"Good, but not religious-good." -- Hardy
"Good, white, hearty, bread for white, white people." Tom Servo
"Good-by," said the money.
"Good-bye, Captain." Voval "Ambassador." Picard
"Good-bye, Data." Lore
"Good-bye, Harry! Have fun!" Kirk
"Good-bye, Lore." Data
"Good-bye, cruel Universe!" Scott
"Good-bye, my friends." - Hercules
"Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored." -- George Saunders' dying words
"Good-byes are never easy." Hercules
"Good. I look forward to your report, Mr. Brocolli." -- Picard
"Good. Now open your eyes." - Q to Amanda Rogers
"Good. Now stay that way." La Forge
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun." -- Army of Darkness
"Good. Bad. I'm the one with the gun." --Ash
"Good. What is this place?" Kosh
"Good. You're married. Kiss her."
"Good."--Riker "However--"--Picard "Uh oh."--Riker
"Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun!"-Ashe
"Good... Evil... I'm the guy with the gun!" - Ash
"Good... good... not good!" - Ivanova
"GoodBadI'm the guy with the gun!" -- Ash
"Goodbye Jean-Luc. I'm going to miss you. You had such potential."-Q
"Goodbye Joe. Me gotta go." -- Tom Servo
"Goodbye Mr. Bond, I trust you had a pleasant `fright'." - Blofeld
"Goodbye cruel world, I'm leaving you today .." Pink Floyd
"Goodbye, Ceasar Romero!" Tom Servo
"Goodbye, Charlie! The light is callin' me--" -- Logan
"Goodbye, Columbus!" flipped Tom wrothly. [Philip Roth]
"Goodbye, Houston. See you on the flip side."
"Goodbye, Nurse!" - Yakko Warner
"Goodbye, little one." -Magnus to Lestat
"Goodbye, my suffocating little ice queen!" Mike Nelson
"Goodbye, then... Sorry about the fjords..." -- Arthur Dent
"Goodbye, you worthless little morons!" - Blowski (Animaniacs)
"Goodness gracious, Great Voles of Fire!" - Kira Lee Lewis
"Goodness, I like Squirt!" Crow T. Robot
"Goodness, how crass you must think me!" - Pretorius
"Goodnight Goodnight, no need to fear for James Bond is here"
"Goodnight asshole!"-Alice
"Goodnight sir." - The Man with the Golden Gun
"Goodnight unto you all, *MWAH*!" Yakko "Goodnight everybody!" Dot
"Goodnight! Goodnight!" - M "Goodnight sir." - 007 (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"Goodnight, Elvis." - Yakko Warner
"Goodwill toward men...and women." - Bruce Wayne, BATMAN RETURNS
"Goody Two Shoes is a great song," Tom said adamantly.
"Goooodbyeeee Nurse." Yakko, Wakko and Dot, Animaniacs
"Gooooooood Morning, Peoria!" -- Sam Beckett
"Goose, it's time to buzz the tower." -Maverick
"Gordon Gilbert could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel."
"Gordon Solie? You're still alive?" - Jesse "the Body" Ventura
"Gorilla Girl, hot and sweet." Crow T. Robot
"Gorilla warfare..." Tom Servo
"Gorillas in My Fist" - *Not* the Dian Fosse story.
"Gork. Klatu Virada Nicto." (Or Earth goes *>BOOM!<*)!
"Gorog write screenplay!" Crow T. Robot
"Gort, Clatu Barada Nicto."
"Gort, Klaatu barada niktu" - Gort, I've fallen and I can't get up.
"Gosh!", the young girl panted, "Your HARD DISK is so... BIG!"
"Gosh, I bet that dragon bite really smarts!"
"Gosh, that's the third motorcycle that's passed us." - Janet
"Goslyn! We are NOT here for another 'gore-fest!'" - Drake Mallard
"Got Uncle Sam barkin'down our snorkle..." Tom Servo
"Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner..." * - Weird Al Yankovic
"Got a date, I can't be late, got a hell hound on my trail" -Zep
"Got a headache? GOOD!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Got a letter there, Mr. De La Pain..." Crow T. Robot
"Got a mop? Roy burped up something wet, and it's still moving!"
"Got any kids? Get some. That's an order!" -- Don Schanke
"Got any more brilliant ideas, Brisco?" -- Dixie
"Got any more good ideas, Jim?" McCoy
"Got any suggestions?" Sisko
"Got anymore Fungus dip?" - Social Parasite
"Got anything in that bag of tricks for me?" - Throttle
"Got enough guilt to start my own religion" - Tori Amos
"Got enough guilt to start my own religion."
"Got his harness caught on something." Crow T. Robot
"Got lost. Flew to Phoenix. Got attacked. Gonna die." -- Crow
"Got my a$$ kicked outta school.. I'm going to Disneyland!"
"Got my nose pierced." Mike Nelson
"Got security all beefed up down here!" Dr. Forrester
"Got the start of an orchard, there..." -- Crazy Henry
"Got them! A piece of them, anyway!" Scott
"Got time, time to wait for tomorrow..."
"Got to get out of this movie!" Tom Servo
"Got to keep the loonies on the path" -Floyd
"Gotcha! Didn't I, you little sucker?" -- Ash
"Gotcha!!" - Dax to Cardassian vole
"Gotcha!" -- Dax
"Gotcha, didn't I, you little sucker?" - Ash
"Gotta bring the Russian bear to his knees!" - Floyd
"Gotta come outta your tuck faster." Crow T. Robot
"Gotta get back to the set of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang." Crow
"Gotta go. Girl talk." - Catwoman
"Gotta gotta now got find the reason why a woman ain't a man..."
"Gotta have my suffering so that I can bear my cross" - Tori Amos
"Gotta love me!" - Beast
"Gotta million watts on the tip of my tongue..."
"Gotta pay your dues if ya wanna sing the blues."
"Gotta protect my disks." - Kermit (on pulling a gun from a drawer)
"Gotta run. Have to get to the all night store before dawn"
"Gotta save the world, you know." - Wolverine.
"Gotta stay awake, gotta try and shake off this creeping malaise" -Floyd
"Gotta visit the poop deck, if you know what I mean." Nelson
"Government Denies Knowledge." - X-Files
"Government at it's best is a necessary evil." -- Paine
"Government at it's worst is intolerable." - Paine
"Government at its best is a necessary evil." - T. Paine
"Government is a necessary evil." -- Paine
"Government's a disease masquerading as its own cure." - L. Neil Smith
"Government's problem: it's full of politicians" - 'Wolf
"Government.SYS corrupt. Reboot President? (Y/N) Y"
"Gowron has been re-writing Klingon history." - Worf
"Grab a seat." "That's okay, I bring my own."
"Grab hold o' your socks and read on, Joel Robinson!" Crow
"Grab your partner and do-se-do!" - Yakko Warner
"Grace is given of God; knowledge is bought in a market."
"Gracie is pregnant." <SCREECH!!!>
"Graduate of the Uncle Fester School of Party Etiquette." -Addams
"Grady! The 'Paper Chase' guy is here!"
"Grain" - By Ryan Dotes
"Grampa, look what I found!" (John McGowan, 'Dragonworld')
"Grand Canyon State" - Arizona State Mott
"Grand Nagus Zek!" Quark "As big as life!" Rom
"Grand Nagus, can you hear me?" Quark
"Grand Nagus?" -- Quark "Maybe, maybe not!" -- Zek
"Grandma got run over by a dragon... running from a cave on Xmas Eve
"Grandma got run over by a dragon..."
"Grandma,that stuff Bennie is using
"Grandpa's psychosis is really ruining this trip." Crow
"Grape Nuts: No grapes, no nuts! What's the deal?" -- Carlin
"Graphic Artist seeks Boss with vision impairment."
"Grasshopper always wrong in argument with chicken." -- Book of Chan
"Gratuitous acts of senseless violence are MY forte." - Sam
"Gravity is a harsh mistress!" The Tick
"Grazing in the grass is a gas. Baby, can you dig it?" -- Nelson
"Grease: The version they dared not make!" -- Tom Servo
"Great Balls of Fire!" Crow T. Robot
"Great Founders!" Gen yelped. "/You're/ Sailor Neptune?" --Sailor Nor
"Great Just what I want to be cute!" -- Ro
"Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!" - On opposite sides of a drink cooler in a grocery store
"Great Scott! This looks like a job... For SUPERMAN!"
"Great Scott!" --Brad Majors
"Great and good are seldom the same man." - Thomas Fuller
"Great disguise, huh? I mean, flimsy, but cute as hell."
"Great effect. He's climbing on a postcard." -- Crow T. Robot
"Great gods, Eddie, where are your brains? She's packing live iron!"
"Great googily moogily"
"Great heavens, that's a laser!" -- Dr. Scott
"Great is Truth, and mighty above all things." -- 1 Esdras 4:41
"Great kid! Don't get cocky!" - Han Solo
"Great kid, don't get cocky!"
"Great men are guideposts and landmarks in the state." -- Burke
"Great men are made, not born." - Prince Charles
"Great men are not always wise." -- Job 32:9
"Great minds are interested in the commonplace." -- Hubbard
"Great minds meet at MRFA!"
"Great minds think alike, apparently so do we." D. Bennett
"Great party!" - Foriegn Investors, Animaniacs, "Taming of the Screwy"
"Great place to die, though. Real spooky!" -- Tom Servo
"Great poker face. Keep it up & you'll make Rushmore."-Hawk to Radar
"Great potential" is life's heaviest burden
"Great warrior? War does not make one great." - Yoda
"Great way to ruin a party. I hate when people OD." -- Crow
"Great! A murder on a Friday afternoon..." -- Tom Servo
"Great! Just what I want to be...cute!" -- Ens. Ro Laren
"Great! Now he's as crazy as you are!"
"Great! Now they can all die on dry land!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Great! So much for the plot! We're back at the beginning!"
"Great! A murder on a Friday afternoon..." Tom Servo
"Great! Now he's as crazy as you are!"
"Great! Now they can all die on dry land!" Crow T. Robot
"Great! So much for the plot! We're back at the beginning!"
"Great, I get stuck with a race that speaks only in macros - Ivanova"
"Great, Wakko. But that's more of a.... Schmookie!" - Yakko Warner
"Great, but I need a script and a camera first... :)"
"Great, it's a cactus killer..." Crow T. Robot
"Great, just what I want to be: cute." Ro
"Great, now your're talking like a vorlon!" - Ivanova
"Great," Dex complained. "Another Turkowsi 182 attack." --Sailor Nor
"Great. Fantastic. Wonderful. Marvelous. Ha!" -- Geordi
"Great. Frodo logged off." -- Crow T. Robot
"Great. I'm ready to be your hostage again..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Great. Just what we need. A manic bard who can't sing."
"Great. So Heaven looks like a hot chocolate commercial." - Catwoman
"Great. Frodo logged off." Crow T. Robot
"Great. I'm ready to be your hostage again..." Crow T. Robot
"Great. Just great." Riker
"Great... Just what I want to be... cute!" -- Ro
"Greatest display of ego there is, is a quiet self-reliance." - Rourke
"Greco Roman Catholic wrestling!"
"Greed is eternal." -- Quark
"Greed is good." - J.R. Ewing
"Green Grass And High Tides" -- Outlaws
"Green Lawn Chairs" - By Patty O'Furniture
"Green Manilishi (With A Two Pronged Crown)" -- Judas Priest
"Green ball in center pocket!" Spiderman
"Green with apricot? That just might work!" - The Cat
"Greensleeves!" Mike Nelson
"Greetings conversationalists across the fruited plains!" - Limbaugh
"Greetings from planet earth."--Mulder to cockroach (WotC)
"Greetings, Highlander!" - The Kurgan
"Greetings, Tim the Enchanter." -- Arthur
"Greetings, cows of Earth, we come in peace." - Alien "Really??" - Cow
"Greetings, my motor scooting martians." - Perry Provolone
"Greetings, old friend." (What *is* his name?)
"Greetings, programs!" - Flynn
"Gregorian roulette" is just a game of chants
"Gremlins must have done it!" Tom implied.
"Grendel! I'm ready for you!" EHMP
"Greta's dead today. Maybe we could interest you in someone else?"
"Greta, that's NOT what a covergirl puts in her body!"-Greta's Mum
"Greta????"-Greta's Mum
"Gridlock is *still* the fault of the Republicans." -- Brian Williams
"Gridlock" is *still* the fault of the Republicans.
"Grief is a species of idleness." -- Johnson
"Grits -- Cream of Wheat with an Attitude".
"Groan quieter. MISTER Skeeve and I have some talking to do." -Shai-ster
"Groin Patrol!" Tom Servo
"Ground Beef" -- A Cow With No Legs!
"Ground control to Major Tom."
"Ground! That's it, ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?"
"Grow some hair, Picard. Your brain must be getting cold." - Q
"Growing old isn't that bad as long as you grow old together."
"Growl for me, Worf, show me you still care." -Q
"Growl for me. Let me know you still care." - Q to Worf
"Growl in my ear and I'll follow you anywhere!"
"Grrr! (growl some)!" - Wookie First Mate
"Grrr! It is 'WORF,' Frank, *NOT* 'WOOF'..."
"Grrr! It is 'WORF,' Orville, *NOT* 'WOOF'..."
"Grrr! It is 'WORF,' Ray., *NOT* 'WOOF'..."
"Grrr...! (growl some)!" - Wookie First Mate
"Grrrr...." -- The Colonel
"Grub first, then ethics." -- Bertolt Brecht
"Grubs... slimy, yet satisfying..." Simba; 'The Lion King'
"Gryph, is it just me, or are you getting scared too? :)" - Dire Wolf
"Guaranteed 1 hour warranty. No refunds or exchanges."
"Guaranteed to be right 97.5% of the time!" : Limbaugh & Bashford
"Guard with jealous attention the public liberty" - P. Henry
"Guardian, can you change the speed at which history passes?" Kirk
"Guardian, if we are successful?" "Then you will be returned."
"Guardian, where is Dr. McCoy?" "He has passed into...what was."
"Guards! I've decided to like #N@. I think I'd like him on the wall."
"Guess I had that comin'." Sheridan
"Guess I like to steal..."
"Guess I'll go take a leak." -Beavis
"Guess I'll have to send the tagline police after ya"
"Guess I'll leave the light on...for you." <Queensryche>
"Guess ah ain't as invulnerable as ah thought." -- Rogue
"Guess it ain't a good day to be a bad guy, uh Skank?" - Eric Draven
"Guess that really *is* a killer outfit!" Clark Kent
"Guess we know where Michael Jackson left that other glov
"Guess what we are!" "I know! A swarm of bees!"
"Guess what? Tomorrow, someone's having a yard sale! <grinning>" - Yakko
"Guess what? Tomorrow, someone's having a yard sale!" - Yakko Warner
"Guess who's coming to dinner." -Chekov, refering to Klingons
"Guess who's coming to dinner?" -Chekov
"Guess who's giving breast stroke lessons." - Felix
"Guess ya noticed *we* invented pizza." -- Yakko Warner
"Guess ya noticed WE invented pizza." - Yakko
"Guess you noticed WE invented pizza." - Yakko Warner
"Guess, Captain? I shall need more data for my estimate."
"Guesswork and luck come to play a great part in war." -Clausewitz
"Guests being stalked by zombies stay at Best Western..." Servo
"Guide To Mixology" By Bart Ender
"Guide To Mixology" - by Bart Ender
"Guilt trip: The nuclear weapon of relationships."
"Guilty on all charges!" the judge said with conviction.
"Guilty, yes or no, Captain?" Menendez "<beep>" Pike
"Guinan Is that your name now?" - Q
"Guitar lessons? What else do you do?" I fret a lot.
"Guitars, drums, and death..they finally got it right" -Butt-Head
"Gul Evek must feel daring today." -- Chakotay
"Gulager? Not Gallagher? What kinda name is Gulager?" -- Crow
"Gullible" isn't in the dictionary. Go ahead, look it up!
"Gummi Bears inside my head! They're chewing on my brain!!" - Portnoy
"Gun Control isn't about guns, it's about control."
"Gun Control" is a Crime. REVOLUTION is a BIRTH RIGHT!!
"Gun Control:" a solution in search of a problem
"Gun control means people control." - A. Hitler, 1939
"Gun control" isn't about guns...it's about control.
"Gun registration is not enough." -Att'y Gen. Janet Reno, AP 12/10/93
"Gun's don't kill people...Class 2 phasers do!"
"Guns and Superheros don't mix." -The Tick
"Guns make me nervous" - 007 (O.H.M.S.S.)
"Guns of Navarrone vs. the Demonic Toys..." Tom Servo
"Guns! Guns! Guns!" -- Clarence Boddicker
"Guns! Guns! Guns!" *click* *click* *click* "Uh oh..."
"Gunslinger! How well you fulfill the prophecies of old!" - Walter
"Gus Trichinosis, in charge of undercooked pork..." Crow
"Guten abend. Fraulein Pryde, I assume?" - Nightcrawler
"Guy on the far left! Nice curvy butt!" -- Mike Nelson
"Guy with a name like Johnny Rotten's gotta be Kinfolk"
"Guys don't make passes at crones with big *sses." - Cybil Sheppard
"Guys like you don't die on toilets." -- Riggs
"Guys wanna hear about my fruit fly experiment?" Tom Servo
"Guys! That's *not* cheese!"
"Guys, I need help! He's using Stonewall as a club!" - Skid Mark
"Guys, none of these letters are addressed to me."
"Guys, that's really annoying!" Tom Servo
"Guys, we got a big problem on our hands..." Tom Servo
"Guys, we're in for some deep padding..." Crow T. Robot
"Gypsies know everything. It's true." -- Lazaros Harisiadis
"Gypsy crushes Joel! We'll be right back." -- Gypsy
"Gypsy! No, not yet!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Gypsy's chunking!" Crow T. Robot
"Gypsy's in trouble! Gypsy's in trouble!" -- Tom Servo
"Gypsy, I weep for you." Tom Servo
"Gypsy, every woman gets a shower!" Crow T. Robot
"Gypsy, we don't have room on the ship for a pony!" Joel
"Gypsy, you don't look fat. A little lumpy maybe..." -- Nelson
"H.R. Haldeman on drums!" Mike Nelson
"HA!"--Odo "HA!"--Quark <sarcastically>
"HA-HA!" -- Nelson
"HAAA"=laughter but "AAAH"=screaming, what's "AAHHAA"?
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....YOU'RE STUCK HERE!!!!!!!"
"HAIR! I HAVE HAIR!!" - Homer
"HANDLING YOUR EMOTIONS" by Mel. N. Collie
"HE'S the one that does all the singing."--Odo
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!! Who is it?" - Will Smith [TFPOBA, First Episode]
"HELLLLLPPPPPP!!!" Dr. Forrester
"HELLO! My Name Is: About To Die A Pitiful Death" - Tomwars
"HELLOOOO, Pixie!" - Wakko
"HELP! HELP! I'm bein' repressed!" - Monty Python
"HELP!!! I've crashed..And I can't BOOT UP!!!!"
"HELP!!! Mommy and Daddy are ruining the country!" - Chelsea Clinton
"HEROES?" I LOVE that show!" - The Deadly Bulb [The Tick]
"HEROES?" I LOVE that show!" -The Deadly Bulb
"HEY DOG! Don't bite that!" ...<*BANG*>... NO TERRIER
"HEY RABBIT, Does sh!# stick to your fur?"
"HEY! THAT'S MY ACCORDION!"-Gen, WTNE
"HEY! The lamp's running away!" -Grandpa Simpson
"HEY! Just shut up about the First Amendment, okay?"
"HEY! We have not ONCE ever boiled you in tar!" - Dire Wolf
"HEY! YOU! C'MERE!" -Viking foreplay
"HEY!" "Sorry, I'm just thrilled to be alive." "Yeah, sure."
"HII'MSKEEVEPLEASEDTOMEETYOU!" - Skeeve
"HLLOWORL.CPP": 17 Errors, 31 Warnings
"HOBOKEN? I *KNEW* I should have taken that left at Tau Ceti Alpha."
"HOBOKEN?! OOoooh! I'm DYING again!!!!"
"HOOMAN! 640Kb is NOT enough! We will take some of you holds..."
"HOOTER ALERT!" -Al & Bud Bundy
"HOOTER ALERT!" -- Al Bundy
"HORSEHOCKEY !"..... Sherman Potter.
"HOSPITAL, BUTT-HEAD! HOSPITAL!" -- Mr. Buzzcut
"HOSPITAL, Butt-Head! HOSPITAL!" - Buzzcut
"HOT DOG!!! A worthy advasary!!!"-The Tick
"HOT--PLAIN--TOMATO--SOUP!" Paris
"HOUSTON: The ROCKETS have landed, and it's T*W*O*R*I*F*F*I*C !!!!"
"HOW CAN I DISPROVE LIES THAT ARE STAMPED WITH AN OFFICIAL SEAL?"
"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT? IT'S NOT PERVECT, IT'S PER- Right."
"HOW TO MAKE A TOURNIQUET" by Hank R. Schiff
"HUMBUG! HUMBUG! Some Humbug, Mr. Horne."-Blackadder
"HURRY! Your on the clock!" "Oh my! I hope I didn't crush it."
"Ha ha ha! Boy, I wish *I* had some dynamite!" -C&H
"Ha ha! This is really creepy..." -- Mike Nelson
"Ha! That's more like it." Kira
"Ha, I have infinity plus one!"
"Ha. Ha. Ha. Ah, the antics." -- Tom Servo
"Hack And Slay, Hack And Slay, All the live long daaaay."
"Hack,Hack,Cough!" Ungh, excuse me,I had a tagling chokeing me!
"Hackers, as a rule, do not handle obsolescence well"
"Had I sneezed, you would not be standing."--Worf
"Had a breakdown? MAYBE!" - E. Nygma, BATMAN FOREVER
"Had enough?" Bashir "One more." O'Brien "That's ten in a row." Bashir
"Had the third escaped? The thought brought panic with it."
"Had this been an actual movie, you would have been enter
"Had this been an actual movie..." - MST3K
"Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent." - Weird Al
"Had to walk buck naked through forty miles of snow..." - Weird Al
"Hades has got a big thing for Persophone." Charon
"Hades is a formidable god." Hercules
"Hadn't sent him for groceries, he'd still be alive." Nelson
"Hah! He was dead *before* and *that* didn't stop him!" -- Maggie
"Hah! I got that ten pin down!" said Tom sparingly.
"Hah! Still the best on the continent!" -- Brian Cullen
"Hah! He was dead BEFORE and THAT didn't stop him!"- Maggie
"Hah! Still the best on the continent!" - Brian Cullen
"Hah! This is SOOOO futile."--Carson of Borg
"Hah!" "Hah!" "Hah!" - Deanna Troi, Luxwana Troi, Alexander
"Hah, hah, hah. A real laugh nova." -- Quark
"Hahahaha!" - Salacious Crumb
"Haikiba! Nice dismount! Ghymkata!" -- Tom Servo
"Hail them." Janeway
"Hail to the King, baby!" - Ash
"Hail, Caesar!" "Nevermind the weather report, Brutus!"
"Hail, hail, fire and snow; call the angel."
"Hail, hail, to Michigan, the Champions of the West!"
"Hailing is what Tiggers do best!"-Tigger, WTNE
"Hair Styles" - By Bobby Pin
"Hair by Jim Henson." Crow T. Robot
"Hair by Lyle Lovett." - Rita
"Hair by Mr. Crow of Beverly Hills."
"Hair color by Bozo the Clown" -- Crow T. Robot
"Hair color by Bozo the Clown." Tom Servo
"Hair color by Bozo the Clown..." Crow T. Robot
"Hair stands on the back of my neck..."- Metallica
"Hair. Shining. Streaming. Flaming Flaxen Waxen." -- Servo
"Haircut" -Albert Anastasia (d1957), gangster, last word
"Hakuna Matata it means no worries for the rest of your days"
"Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase."
"Hakuna Matata!" --Timon, Pumbaa, and Simba
"Hakuna Matata. It means 'no worries'." -Timon, The Lion King.
"Hal Needham was brought in to direct this scene." Tom Servo
"Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto, half not bee."
"Half a page of scribbled lines .." Pink Floyd
"Half an hour ahead of schedule, huh?" - Sisko
"Half my life's in book's written pages..." - Aerosmith
"Half the people in America are faking it." -- Mitchum
"Half the people on this ship just fainted." McCoy
"Half the truth is often a great lie." -- Franklin
"Half this game is ninety percent mental." Danny Ozark, Phillies Manager
"Half-naked people:" 50% off!
"HalfOrc!" "Hey! Be positive." "OK. I'm positive you're a HalfOrc!"
"Hallelujah," Tom said handily.
"Hallowed Be Thy Name" -- Iron Maiden
"Halloween Activities" - by Bob N. Forapples
"Hallucinations cannot harm us." McCoy
"Halt! Who goes there?" -- TV's Frank
"Hamburger Helper": A little blonde running around your kitchen?
"Hamlet is incredibly cruel to Ophelia." -- Mel Gibson
"Hamlet, this pearl is thine; Here's to thy health." - Shakespeare
"Hamlet, thou art slain." -- Laertes
"Hamlet, thou art slain." -- Shakespeare
"Hammock time!"--Sisko "Yo!"--Jake
"Hamsters cannot fly" Bart Simpson on the blackboard
"Hamsters cannot fly." - Bart's Board
"Hand me my staple gun. His bandage is loose." -- Dr. Milstone
"Hand me that crowbar... I must pry out this bullet."
"Hand me that ice cream scoop." - Monty Burns doing brain surgery
"Hand me that solar-powered flashlight..."
"Hand me the laser torch, and give me some room." - O'Brien
"Hand me the raprod, Plate Captain!" -Zaphod
"Hand me those Fritos and I'll show you." -- Dante
"Hand over all the lupins you got!" -- Dennis Moore
"Hand! Hand! It rhymes!" Wakko Warner
"Hand! Hand! It rhymes!" - Wakko
"Handel's Messiah" - by Ollie Luyah
"Hands up!" * Wax Hitler
"Hang on John I gotta get on with this"
"Hang on a mo', something is different! --Holly
"Hang on." Janeway
"Hang onto your load pan, pal!" Tom Servo
"Hang ten for justice!" The TICK
"Hang the D.J.!" (a fraustrated Maccabi Tel-Aviv fan)
"Hang this next to the Batsuit - where it belongs!" - Robin, B FOREVER
"Hangar... er... ummm... 18, I'm guessing..." -- Tom Servo
"Hanging on in quiet desparation is the English way" -Floyd
"Hangman, hangman, hold it a little while..." -Led Zeppelin
"Hank's Rules: Rule #1, no noise..." -- Sam Beckett
"Happiness is MANDATORY, Citizen. Are you HAPPY?"-Alpha Complex Computer
"Happiness is a loaded weapon and a short cut is better by far..." - SoM
"Happiness is a mystery, and should never be rationalized."
"Happiness is a state of non-contradictory joy"
"Happiness is a warm gun." - Beatles
"Happiness is a warm kitten," said the Anaconda.
"Happiness is a warm kitten," said the Boa Constrictor.
"Happiness is a warm puppy" said the anaconda.
"Happiness is a warm puppy." said the boa constrictor
"Happiness is good health and a bad memory." - Ingrid Bergman
"Happiness is having the time to enjoy learning!"
"Happiness is not an ideal of reason but of imagination." -- Kant
"Happiness is possible only to a rational man"
"Happy Birthday. Bitch!" <smash> "Right back at you!" <twang>
"Happy DeathDay to Rimmer!" -- Lister, The Cat, and Holly
"Happy DeathDay to Rimmer." * Lister, Cat, & Holly
"Happy Halloween, ladies!" - The Kurgan
"Happy Happy, Joy Joy!" NOT!
"Happy Holidays, eh! (and NO socks this year, hosehead!)" - Canadian
"Happy Holidecks," said Worf in his Santa suit.
"Happy New Year!" - By Mary Christmas
"Happy Trails" on the info. exchange highway!
"Happy feet...I've got those happy feet..."
"Happy happy! Joy Joy!" - Stimpson J. Cat
"Happy hour always wins out..." Mike Nelson
"Happy hour is over, Taco Beelzebub!" Dr. Forrester
"Happy is he ... whose hope is in the Lord his God." Psalms 146:5
"Happy little life-forms!" - Data, "Generations"
"Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy!" X Stimpy
"Happy, Happy, ... Joy, Joy!" Ren & Stimpy 1993
"Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy." <BLAMBLAM> -Thump-
"Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy." <BLAMBLAM> -Thump- -- R&Stmpy
"Happy, happy, joy, joy." - Stimpy the Cat
"Happy." -Sanzip Raphael (1483-1520), Italian painter, last word
"Hard DISK? Damn, I misread the advertisement." Old Maid
"Hard Rock Cafe's just don't work everywhere" -- Crow T. Robot
"Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it?"
"Hard for me to work without my music..." Mike Nelson
"Hard of hearing?" "I've heard of herring. It's a fish."
"Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy." - H. Long
"Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?"
"Hardly the description of a monster." Bender
"Hardware"..The part you kick,.."Software" The part the machine kicks!
"Harley? I'm working with a guy named Harley?" -- Dick Durkin
"Harriet, the cows are smoking again..." Joel Robinson
"Harry Mudd is flawed, even for a human being." Norman
"Harry Sullivan is an idiot..." T. Baker
"Harry, I'm with you." Paris
"Harvest the land, taking of the fallen lamb..."- Metallica
"Haryy! This is France!" Kim
"Has Wesley been playing with the engines again?" - Geordi
"Has anybody got a plan?" -- Bill Clinton
"Has anybody got a plan?" G.A. CUSTER
"Has anybody seen my back?" -- BJ
"Has anybody seen my shaving brush?" --Occam
"Has anyone ever told you that you're VERY cute for a Minbari?"- Londo
"Has anyone figured out who's invading us?"
"Has anyone here seen my old friend Bambi's Mother?" - Folk Singer
"Has anyone noticed the daughter is psychotic?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Has anyone seen my Amiga?" Joel Robinson
"Has anyone seen my little dog...?" -- Johnny Fever
"Has he got any holes in him?" -- Martin Riggs
"Has my dance belt shifted?" Crow T. Robot
"Has someone told you you need to be more assertive Janet?" "Shut up." -- Adrian, Janet
"Has the world gone crazy, or just me?" -Serena <> "Just you dear." - Mom
"Has there ever been a mutiny on a starship before?" Chekov
"Has this ever happend before?" - Sheridan "Once." - Kosh
"Hasselhoff can't suck it in like *this* guy!" Mike Nelson
"Hast thou found me, oh my enemy?" -- 1 Kings 21:20
"Hasta la bye-bye!" -- Don Schanke
"Hasta la vista, Buckwheat!" Tom Servo
"Hasta la vista, baby!" -- Richie Ryan
"Hasta la vista, bossman." - Exterminator
"Hasta la vista, porky!" Siskel to Ebert
"Hasten slowly." - Augustus Caesar
"Hat? What hat? That's a helipad for munchkins." -- Guinan
"Hate is something to be nurtured." -- Dr. Don Prescott
"Hate movie!" Giant Tom Servo
"Hate the Drake!" (Jerry)
"Hate to drag this out, but I need the screen time." Tom Servo
"Hated it!" --In Living Color
"Hath no man's dagger here a point for me?" -- Leonato
"Hatred, simple Rage without focus, is the gateway to the Wyrm."
"Hauskaa joulua ja onnellista uutta vuotta!" - Finnish Christmas
"Havana daydreaming..."
"Have *I* found Jesus? Nodidn't lose him in the first place..."
"Have *I* found Jesus? Nohave you tried the Yellow Pages?"
"Have *I* found Jesus? Nonot my week to watch him..."
"Have *I* found Jesus? Nowasn't mine to lose..."
"Have *I* found Jesus? Sorry, wasn't looking."
"Have *you* ever tried carrying a building?" -- Stonewall
"Have I been guilty all this time?" -Pink Floyd
"Have I been on a bad run." "How bad?" "107 years!"
"Have I built up any coherent picture of things yet? No." - Whale
"Have I ever! I haven't mated in 15 minutes!" -- Tribble
"Have I lost the plot already?" Crow T. Robot
"Have I mentioned I'm immense and immortal?" Joel Robinson
"Have I reached the party to whom I am speaking?"
"Have I shown you my pet Kzin?"
"Have Mr. Neelix report to the bridge." Janeway
"Have a Coca-Cola and a Smile" - 1979
"Have a Nice Day, before some S.O.B. louses it up!"
"Have a Smurfy Day."--Zorch Frezberg
"Have a beer. Mi casa es su casa." -- Methos
"Have a beer." Methos to MacLeod
"Have a day" - manic depressive.
"Have a good day!"???.... DON'T TELL ME WHAT KIND OF DAY TO HAVE!! :-{
"Have a nice day !" - "Sorry, I've made other plans."
"Have a nice day!" >BLAM!< "...It's better already!"
"Have a nice day!" "No thanks, I have other plans."
"Have a nice day!" "No thanks, I have to work."
"Have a nice day." - Ivanova to Londo
"Have a nice day." - Modo
"Have a nice day." Forrest Gump
"Have a picture of Queen Victoria?" "I'm trying to quit."
"Have a ride in my new ambulance," said Tom hospitably.
"Have a seat and I'll be out within three shakes of a lamb's tail." -Mia
"Have a seat while I take to the sky" - Tori Amos
"Have another soft drink", Tom coaxed.
"Have at it, Space Guy..." Dr. Forrester
"Have at thee, dickweed!" Crow T. Robot
"Have do," quod she, "com of and speed thee faste,
"Have faith, my friend, there are more of us than you know."
"Have fun in Italy," said Tom romantically.
"Have fun on the ninteenth story!!" - Jason
"Have fun storming the castle!" -- Miracle Max
"Have gun, have fun!" Triggerhappy
"Have it as you will female," gloated the enhanced priest.
"Have it monogrammed," was Tom's initial suggestion.
"Have nothing to do whatsoever with dying." -- Maugham
"Have sh, will travel"
"Have some cheese", said Tom craftily.
"Have some more chicken... Have some more fries..."
"Have some shampoo," was Tom's unconditional offer.
"Have spacesuit, will travel." - Heinlein
"Have the Taglines sent to my Ready Room, Number One"
"Have the birds got jobs?!"
"Have the good taste to die!" - Two-Face, BATMAN FOREVER
"Have them go to their own transporter room." Yar
"Have we been a good little melancholy poet this year?"
"Have we gone back in time and met ourselves?" Kim
"Have we met before?" -Picard to Sisko
"Have whipped cream, will travel!" -Tim Ashley
"Have you CSDed your OS/2 today ?"
"Have you IN FACT got any cheese here at all?" - Monty Python
"Have you accepted Jesus? Have you? Well, have you?" -- Tom Servo
"Have you and the death ray gotten to know each other?" Servo
"Have you anything by Hugo?" asked Les miserably.
"Have you been coordinating with alien govenments?" - Hague
"Have you been having bad dreams?" Crusher
"Have you been practicing your teleportation?" - Q
"Have you been up all night eating cheese?" ""I think I'm blind.."
"Have you changed the costume?" "Well...the scarf is gone."
"Have you come to fight? I hope so" "I came to talk" "I won't listen"
"Have you ever been whipped with a magnolia frond?" Crow
"Have you ever considered a career in medicine?"--HoloDoc
"Have you ever considered climbing out of the barracks?" - Franklin
"Have you ever considereed a career in medicine?" Doctor
"Have you ever heard the story of the boy who cried wolf?" - Bashir
"Have you ever leaped and not at least survived?" -- Joseph
"Have you ever listened to the sounds of the world?" -- The Mariner
"Have you ever noticed how much they look like orchids? Lovely!"
"Have you ever read Milton, Captain?" Khan
"Have you ever seen a dead man before?" - Gul Dukat
"Have you ever served with any Bajoran women?" - O'Brien
"Have you ever snorted up a fifth of Chivas through a guitar neck?"
"Have you ever talked to a corpse? It's boring!"
"Have you ever thought of being evil? I mean REALLY EEEEEVIL?"
"Have you forgiven me for shaving you bald last month?" - Dot Warner
"Have you found a solution? A way to shut that thing off?" McCoy
"Have you got a smoke alarm I can switch off while I'm cooking?"
"Have you heard of such men?" Spock
"Have you heard the news? The dogs are dead!" -Floyd
"Have you lived here all your life?" "Not yet."
"Have you lived here all your life?" "Oh, twice that long."
"Have you lived in this village all your life?" "No, not yet."
"Have you lost your mind?" Gene Wilder
"Have you lost your mind?" Quark
"Have you made any progress with La Forge?" Lore
"Have you maggots in your brains?" - Fletcher
"Have you met my pet?" - Dot
"Have you seen Cliffhanger?" Dr. Servo
"Have you seen Junior's grades..."<Van Halen>
"Have you seen Mark Holtz?" "Have you checked my front bumper?"
"Have you seen Rimmer?" "No, I'm waiting for him to come out in PB"
"Have you seen a man who's lost his luggage?" * Suitcase
"Have you seen your mother girl? Has she gone away?"
"Have you walked the Pattern?" -- Zelazny
"Have you, in fact, got any cheese here at all."
"Have you, sir, no sense of decency?" Tom Servo
"Have'ta pick up Mamie Van Doren." "Like that'd be hard."
"Haven't I managed to blend into the wallpaper well enough yet?"
"Haven't I seen you someplace before?" "That's why I don't go there anymore."
"Haven't you ever heard of a Tue Fingered Typist?" - Gus
"Haven't you ever slaughtered someone?" - Uncle Fester
"Haven't you heard it's a battle of words, the poster bearer cried"
"Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?!" - Ed Wood
"Having a few technical difficulties." TV's Frank
"Having a foolish daughter means more work for mom." -Washuu
"Having a hot time in the old town tonight?" -- Feur
"Having a look around" Blind man swinging his dog around his head
"Having is exsisting." -From 'Sayings of The Fated'
"Haw Haw!" - Nelson Muntz
"Haw Haw!" -- Nelson Meany
"Haw Haw!" -- Nelson Muntz
"Haw, Haw," said Tom dextrously.
"Hawaiian Love Song" - By Comonwiwanalayya
"Hawkeye, what are we doing?" "I was hoping you'd know."
"Haydon! He has returned to our planet!"
"Hayes Smartmodem" - conflict of terms or an oxymoron?
"Hazardous Driving" - By I. C. Rhodes
"Hazy Shade Of Winter" -- Bangles
"He 'blowed up' lame!" "*Real* lame!"
"He *will* die because you won't trust me!" -- Franklin
"He Disappeared!" - By Otto Sight
"He IS sentient. He is, he is, he IS!"--Any Data/HoloDoc fan
"He [Prost] puts a lot of brainpower into his driving." - J. Hunt
"He [Rom] couldn't find a cup of water if you dropped him in a lake."
"He ain't a fundi, he's a fungi!" - Don Martin
"He ain't heavy, sir, he's my *brother*
"He always did like that mausoleum, put him in it." - Scaramanga
"He always drinks it hot. HOT! With lemon!" Neelix
"He always has to make things difficult." Kira-2
"He behaved disgraceful, undheard of! He was jealous of her!" Tark
"He blew a fuse." - James Bond
"He breeds all over the world." Debbie Reynolds
"He broke out into assholes and shit himself to death."
"He broke the face barrier..." Tom Servo
"He called it 'Kunat-what?'" McCoy
"He called the other day and cursed me through my answering machine" -
"He calls it comfort food." Neelix on Paris' PBJ sandwiches
"He calls that a *little* adventure..." Riker
"He can have your heart. I'll take what's left." -- Frank to Margaret
"He can state the nature of MY medical emergency any time!"--Sarah T.
"He can't come to the phone. He's busy watching television."
"He can't fight me... I'm Jesse now.."-Freddy Krueger
"He carries it well because he's usually right." - Riker
"He caught his head in a mechanical...rice picker." Kirk
"He changed his shirt! Must be a disguise..." -- Mike Nelson
"He confided in me before he ran out of breath." - The Crow
"He considered me a mercenary." Paris
"He could clear the savana after every meal." -- Timon
"He could clear the savannah after every meal!"
"He could feel the constant vibrationand the smell was death"
"He could pick up space herpies" -- Crow T. Robot
"He could talk Oedipus into leaving home." -- Hawkeye on Dr. Freedman
"He could've said, 'Peepee-soaked Heckhole.'" - Lawyer
"He couldn't find a cup of water if you dropped him in a lake."
"He couldn't fix a straw if it was bent." - Odo on Rom
"He crapped bigger than me!" Joel Robinson
"He created OLD fossils!" "Yeah, riiiigghht!"
"He delivered them into the hands of spoilers." -- Judges 2:14
"He did *not* pay royalties." Spock on Mudd
"He did grind in the prison house." -- Judges 16:21
"He did it! He actually did it!" -- Crow T. Robot
"He did too much LDS in the 60's" -- Kirk
"He did too much LDS in the 60's." -Kirk to Gillian (ST4)
"He didn't miss by much." -- Odo "My lucky day." -- Kira
"He didn't save *her*. He saved you." -- Methos
"He didn't seem that clever, I'll be more careful" - Lore
"He didn't want to nail my head to the floor, I had to insist."
"He died as he lived: With his mouth wide open Joel
"He died with his bowling shoes on!" Mike Nelson
"He disappeared, like the cat in that Russian story." Chekov
"He does *not* have a straight!" -- Worf
"He doesn't have to thank me. He's the Nagus." -- Quark
"He doesn't know about trick or treat." McCoy re Spock
"He doesn't like you... I don't like you either!" - Cantina Patron
"He doesn't like you... I don't like you either!" - Doctor Evazan
"He doesn't stand a chance. We'll be right back." -- Tom Servo
"He don't know me vewy well, do he?" - Bugs Bunny.
"He don't look like Bela." - Tor Johnson
"He dresses a lot like my wife." -- Col. Potter on Klinger
"He drew a circle that shut me out." Markham
"He drives like a maniac. Naturally."--Picard
"He dumped me!" "Is that what the kids are calling it now, Fran?"
"He empties cattle for a living." Tom Servo
"He even found some things we missed on the last inventory." Dax
"He failed the psychosimulator test." Kirk
"He fakes a bluff." - Giants announcer Ron Fairly
"He flung himself on his horse and rode madly off in all directions"
"He followed me home from the holosuite." - Jake Sisko
"He forgets while we drink." -- Hawkeye on Frank
"He found captain winky!"-Ace Ventura
"He gathered up his loved ones...to say goodbye, nice try."
"He gets in through my dreams somehow"-Alice
"He got beamed into `Song of the South'!" Joel Robinson
"He got his head caught in a... mechanical rice-picker."
"He got me invested in some kind of fruit company?" Forrest Gump
"He got the SPACE MADNESS..."- Ren Hoek
"He got the up, I got the down. There's two sides to every Schwartz."
"He grows on you, Charlie" "So does cancer."
"He had a bird with him" -- Gideon
"He had become the boy; the boy had become him." - DT I
"He had been born into Roland's world by dying in his own." - DT II
"He had felt a woman insane with fear and anger and hate." - DT II
"He had his laser set on `roast'." Crow T. Robot
"He had lots of guts." - 007 (On Her Majesty's Secret Service)
"He had more expressions when he wore a mask." Mike Nelson
"He had shot and killed everyone in Tull." - DT I
"He had staked everything, and that was all he had lost." - DT II
"He had this habit of chasing cars that were coming towards him"
"He harps on liberal straw men..." -TIME on Limbaugh 11-1-93
"He has a haunting ugliness..." Mike Nelson
"He has a mad posh for the Oriental..." Joel Robinson
"He has a manic interest in nature." Tom Servo
"He has become 1 w/ himself!" "He's passed out." "That too."
"He has become One with Himself!" "He's passed out!" "That too."
"He has become one with his inner self."
"He has become one with his inner self." "He passed out!" "That too."
"He has crispy critter potential!" Tom Servo
"He has fought and he has died" -Pink Floyd
"He has killed me, mother!" - Lady Macduff's son in Macbeth
"He has no family back home, no on to miss him or fight for his name."
"He has not used the toilet for five years.."
"He hasn't a single redeeming vice." Oscar Wilde
"He hit Benny Hill!" Mike "Good!" Crow T. Robot
"He hit my goddamn car, that's what happened"- AJ Foyt
"He hunts us, we hunt him!" Joe Dawson on Kalas
"He hunts us, we hunt him." - Joe Dawson
"He is *biting* that female!" -- Lal
"He is *perfectly* stupid." Mike Nelson
"He is BITING that female!!"--Lal
"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile - EVERYBODY RUN!"
"He is a master of gibes and flouts and jeers." -Disraeli
"He is but the first to fall, Picard!" -- Tomaluk
"He is either completely boldfaced honest, or the best liar around."
"He is fighting to survive--There can be only one" Duncan.
"He is here." -Vader "Obi-wan Kenobi?" -Tarkin
"He is holding a magnet. Everyone back up." - Data
"He is in his own Hell, child, and quite unreachable." -- Pinhead
"He is in his own Hell, just as you are in yours." -- Pinhead
"He is much like Pan, and Pan always bored me." Apollo re Spock
"He is now rising from affluence to poverty." -- Mark Twain
"He is part of me. He must continue." Companion
"He is sentient only because we have made him sentient." The Hunters
"He is simply the finest officer with whom I have ever served"- Picard
"He is so *not* from San Francisco" -- Crow T. Robot
"He is surprisingly firm. Nice thighs." -- Tom Servo
"He is the *greatest* of lies." - Mulder on Boggs (Beyond the Sea)
"He is the Keeper of the Bridge of Death!" -- Arthur
"He is the free man whom truth makes free." -- Cowper
"He is very slow... and clumsy." -- Chiun
"He is without honor!" - Worf
"He is. That was his first move" * Holly
"He just flew out into space." Franklin
"He just had his suit polished." Mike Nelson
"He just removed a slinky from her!" Tom Servo
"He just sits at the end of the bar, licking his eyebrows."
"He just stole my plot of land!", Tom claimed.
"He just walked out of a Botany 500 ad." Crow T. Robot
"He keeps beeping 'no.'" Kirk "No to what??" McCoy
"He keeps blinking 'no.'" - Kirk "'No' to what?" - McCoy
"He keeps on killing, but he kills people in their dreams"-Alice
"He killled my father!" MacLeod on Kanwulf
"He kills women." -- Clarice Starling
"He kinda looks like Michelle Pfeifer" -- Crow T. Robot
"He knew how to treat a female impersonator."
"He knows *things* about *stuff*!!"
"He knows changes aren't permanent, but change is.": Rush
"He knows everything there is to know about the Food Chain." - Earl
"He knows, Doctor. He has reasoned it out." Spock re Kirk
"He knows, Doctor. He knows." Spock
"He leaves himself open for a sexy rejoinder." Mike Nelson
"He look's upholstered..." Tom Servo
"He looked at Eric for five minutes and drove him out of his mind."
"He looks Human, but that doesn't mean anything." McCoy
"He looks about as Ninja as Irene Ryan!" Crow T. Robot
"He looks blue." "I'd say brownish gold."
"He looks drugged, Jim." McCoy
"He looks familiar." Kirk on Cochrane
"He looks just like a little entree!" - Morticia Addams
"He looks like Aunt Jean before electroloysis." -- Radar on Klinger
"He looks like Dr. Zaius. Even got the Dr.Zaius suit." -- Crow
"He looks like a chain-saw sculpture." -- Joel Robinson
"He looks like a giraffe and I love him." Barbara Stanwyck
"He looks like a tall elf" -- Crow T. Robot
"He looks like a young Jabba the Hutt."
"He looks more like a grocer than a burglar." - Bombur
"He looks old for a college student" -- Crow T. Robot
"He loved disco. Probably still does." -Eddie Van Halen on Roth
"He loves my kid." "And she drinks Johnny Walker."
"He made a pass at me. A good one." - Troi
"He made her bark!" Crow T. Robot
"He made the stars also." -- Genesis 1:16
"He makes a racial slur within earshot of two Romulans." Tain
"He may have feared we were Federation spies." Tuvok
"He may have to settle for the bronze." - E. Nygma, BATMAN FOREVER
"He may not inhale, but he sucks..." - me
"He meant the three comet fragments." - Kira
"He mentioned something about `The Horror'." Crow T. Robot
"He met his inner self-- He passed out -- That too."
"He moved on, not pausing, not slowing, but alive to the night"
"He multiplieth words without knowledge." -- Job 35:16
"He must be hungry." Crusher
"He must be the only engineer who doesn't go to Engineering."
"He must eat them (parrots) by the dozen!" -Mahler
"He must have been alergic to everything." Torres
"He must have been into this shit for years!" -- Kyle
"He must have died while carving it." -- Maynard
"He must have found some other way"-Alice
"He must have hit the wrong button." Franklin
"He must have made that before he died." - Referring to a Steve McQueen movie. - Yogi Berra
"He must have made that before he died." - Yogi Berra on seeing a Steve McQueen movie
"He must really "pit" out shirts..." Joel Robinson
"He needs more facial hair." Tom "Yeah, or less face." Crow
"He never broke." Garak
"He never finished his coffee that night..."
"He never mentioned that his family was this important." -- Kirk
"He never takes a bath! No wonder they call him Pooh."- Chris Robin
"He no nuts! He crazeeee!" - Shortround.
"He not busy being born is busy dying." Bob Dylan
"He only considers me a Diet Satan."--Victor Luk
"He ordered one of those crappy European breakfasts." Crow
"He owns the place, let him enjoy it!"
"He pities the plumage but forgets the dying bird." -- Paine
"He prepared well. He's walking so femininely." -- Mike Nelson
"He pulled the trigger. The gun went off. Harold jumped." - The Stand
"He pulled the wool over my eyes," she admitted sheepishly.
"He reads love poetry He ducks a lot." -- Worf
"He really knows how to fill out a uniform." Joel Robinson
"He repeats himself a lot," Tom echoed.
"He resents my dune buggy!" Joel Robinson
"He robs from the poor and gives to the rich. Stupid b@#&h."
"He runs like a girl." Crow T. Robot
"He said Mama Mama the President's a fool" - Waters
"He said `Garp', and he said `Good'. Then he died." -- Tom Servo
"He said ass, he hu huh huh..." -- Beavis
"He said penal!" - Beavis
"He said wait until it recognizes us." Sheridan
"He said we wait until it recognizes us." - Kosh
"He said you were a fish." * Lister
"He said, "just pick a target" - Londo Molari.
"He said, 'You're too late. We're everywhere.'"--Odo
"He said... the game's not over" - Det. Chao on Chinese Doctor (3x19)
"He said...that we are both damned."--Londo Mollari
"He say's he's the property of @N@, a resident of these parts."
"He says a thousand pleasant things, but never 'Adieu.'" -- Shakespeare
"He says it's urgent." O'Brien "Send him in." Sisko
"He seemed to feel worlds tremble and reel about his head." - DT II
"He sells me everything from tire irons on down..." Tom Servo
"He shall know your ways as though born to them." -- Coda
"He shaves the latinum!" -- Quark "No I don't. Not much." -- Rom
"He shot a spider. Thank you, John Goodman." -- Joel Robinson
"He should not be hitting you, Jenny." Forrest Gump
"He sleeps all night and he works all day."
"He smells funny. Like a wet field mouse." --Delilah
"He smote them hip and thigh." -- Judges 15:8
"He sounds like a bit of a tyrant." - Ivanova
"He spends so much time with the humans, he even talks like on" - A Narn
"He spit up all over the carpet..after eating the cat!"-Mrs. Molehill
"He started saying, 'I am Death, destroyer of worlds!'"--Red Green
"He started up the guy's hand!" Joel Robinson
"He stepped into a wormhole and had to go in early." Crow
"He stole my balloons!" - The Joker
"He stuck it into the scarred vein, and Henry's last rocket took off."
"He swore he'd come back. The machine would pay for it's crime."
"He talks to his FARTS??"
"He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him." -- Khan
"He tasks me. He TASKS me, and I shall HAVE him!"--Khan
"He that goeth down to the grave shall come up no more."
"He that increases knowledge increases sorrow."
"He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty."
"He that lives on hope will die fasting" -- B. Franklin
"He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love."
"He that maketh haste to be rich shall not be innocent."
"He that spareth the rod hateth his son." -- Proverbs 13:24
"He that speaks much, does little." -- Hebrew Proverb
"He that would be a leader must be a bridge." - Welsh proverb
"He thinks ten sometimes twenty steps ahead." Quark
"He thinks too much. Such men are dangerous." - Shakespeare
"He thinks too much. Such men are rare!" - Sune
"He thought a glacier was a bloke who fixed windows." - Rimmer
"He thought you were a kid. He was wrong." -- Duncan MacLeod
"He threatened to KILL me!"--Quark "Awww..."--Odo
"He thrusts his fists against the posts..."
"He travels the fastest who travels alone." - Rudyard Kipling
"He tried to kill me with a fork lift! Ole!" -- MST3K
"He tried to kill me." - 007 "Oh caught you seducing his wife did he?" - M
"He used his hands..." -- Harley Stone
"He uses my dreams to bring in his victims"-Alice
"He waits for Death. I wait for no one."
"He waits for death ... I will not see him."
"He wakes up with the worst breath of the millenium."
"He walked out of nowhere to nowhere." - DT II
"He wants me to buy a suit, at exactly 20:55 tonigh." Bashir
"He wants the impossible" - Wesley
"He wants to fight and bleed and kill and die, for Libertyyyyy!"
"He wants to intern as a nun..." Mike Nelson
"He wants to stir-fry the world--he gets no tea and sympathy from moi!"
"He wants you out of the Bureau."--Scully "What else is new?"--Mulder
"He wants you to eat toast all the time!" * Lister
"He warns the...parties against believing their own lies."Arbuthnot,1712
"He was a great soldier. So much for genetics." - Gen. Franklin
"He was a hero in every sense of the word" McCoy
"He was a low down, cheap little punk!" - The Criminologist
"He was a man, all and all, I shall not look upon his like again."
"He was a natural-born world-shaker." George Kennedy
"He was a shadow passing through the corn at noon." - The Stand
"He was an orphan as she was, his time still to come." - The Stand
"He was complaining about some Klingons." O'Brien
"He was dead! I guess that's what caused it all." -- TV's Frank
"He was dressed in a strange imitation of the dark man." - The Stand
"He was good to me. A lot of other men weren't." Adel Renn
"He was huge, but normal. --Crow T. Robot
"He was just a kid. It's not fair." - Sheridan
"He was killed in the process." Tuvok "Killed?" Janeway
"He was loved, and he resents it." Hedford
"He was not afraid to die. Oh, brave Sir Robin!"
"He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways."
"He was only 14 and he was burned out on marijuana." -- Nancy Reagan
"He was ordered to put down his weapon, he refused!" - Sheridan
"He was over unger and i was over dunn"
"He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes
"He was starting to annoy me, so I gave him another try at reincarnati
"He was such a meanie, so I cut off his weinie." --Lorena Bobbit
"He was supposed to rendevous with his contact on Io." Sarah
"He was the great There/Not-There." - The Stand
"He was the most... human" -- Kirk
"He was the other manthe dark man, the Walkin Dude." - The Stand
"He was trouble, and it won't bring him back." - Londo
"He was very excited by the eclipse, don't ask me why." Adel Renn
"He was young. And inexperienced." Kirk
"He wasn't always like this. It's the drugs." -- Duncan MacLeod
"He wasn't worth a shapeshift" -- Mari Cabrah, Black Fury
"He wears the rose of youth upon him." -- Shakespeare
"He went to Paris, looking for answers..."
"He who adds not to his learning diminishes it." The Talmud
"He who argues with the laws of chemistry and physics loses."
"He who blows at the foam in his beer is not thirsty." - Talmud
"He who can, does. He who cannot teaches. -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"He who controls The Spice controls the universe!"
"He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty
"He who denied it, supplied it." Mike Nelson
"He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence." -- Blake
"He who dies with the most TAGLINES wins!"
"He who does not love does not know God." - I John 4:8, NKJV
"He who does not prevent a crime when he can, encourages it."
"He who doesn't die wins." - Vlad Tepes (1480 - )
"He who finds himself loses his misery." -- Arnold
"He who gives food to the people will win." -- Lec Walesa
"He who gives up freedom for security deserves neither." -- Franklin
"He who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers." - Socr
"He who has daughters is always a shepherd." - Spanish Proverb
"He who has fuel has power!" -- Octane
"He who hesitates is frost." - Eskimo Proverb
"He who hesitates is lost!"
"He who hesitates is lunch !"
"He who hesitates is lunch !" -- OOP
"He who hesitates is lunch!"
"He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news."--Brecht
"He who lives by the mouth gets punched in it." -- Hawkeye
"He who loves God must love his brother also." - I John 4:21b, NKJV
"He who opens a school door closes a prison," Victor Hugo
"He who pretends to look upon death without fear, lies."
"He who reasons with fools dresses in warm aspic." - Chuin
"He who rules the least, rules best"
"He who rules the least, rules the best!" - Leah
"He who saves his country violates no law." -Napoleon
"He will confess when he comes to trial." - Na'Toth
"He will either acknowledge you, or he won't." Parren
"He will have to fight for her; it is her right." T'Pau
"He will join us or die, master" - Darth Vader
"He will join us or die, my master." - Vader
"He will join us, or die, master." - Darth Vader
"He will not be permanently damaged." - Vader
"He will play fair...where as I...will cheat like crazy!"
"He wist not that the Lord was departed from him." -- Judges 16:9
"He won't bite, will he?" Chekov on tribble
"He won't come after me. He'd consider that rude." -- Starling
"He won't get past the tree. That's where the shot ends." -- Crow
"He won't hurt you." Amanda "Much." Duncan
"He wore a scarlet tunic, a blue green hood, it looked quite good"
"He wore the finest green leotards... but we'll forgive him."- Stimpy
"He works in radio - you know how THOSE people are..." <Herb Tarlic>
"He would be recognized."-Delenn "By whom?"-Sheridan "Everyone"-Kosh
"He would die crawling to the Tower, if that was required." - DT II
"He'd be overrun by pit bulls!" "Poor pit bulls!"
"He'd be recognized." "Recognized? By whom?" "Everyone." - Kosh
"He'd be recognized." Delenn re Kosh
"He'd better not die. He's worth a lot to me alive." - Bounty Hunter
"He'd hunt me and I'd hunt him. It was a good system." -- Nelson
"He'd make a very handsome throw-rug." - Zazu
"He'll be needing my patented SuperBattery!" -Dr. Fred
"He'll give you a curse that'll be with you later..."
"He'll have some exciting vacation snaps" -- Crow T. Robot
"He'll have to keep his sanity with the help of his robot friends"
"He'll have to sit and watch them all while we monitor his mind"
"He'll keep coming?" - Amanda "He'll keep coming..." - Duncan
"He'll never amount to anything." Einstein's teacher to his father
"He'll never stop." -- Clarice Starling
"He'll pull through...unless his wife gets that letter." -- Trapper
"He'll take you for all that you've got!"
"He's *that* close to being Dom DeLouise." Crow T. Robot
"He's ALIVE, Jim. Where did I go wrong?"
"He's Alive Jim... Should I shoot him again?"
"He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer, More reliable than a garden strimmer
"He's Biting that Female!" - Lal
"He's DEAD Jim, You get his wallet, I'll get his Tricorder!"
"He's DEAD, Jim. Get his ears." - Spock
"He's Dr. Scratchansniff, the conference shrink!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"He's Dr. Scratchansniff, the studio shrink!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Warner
"He's Jim, Dad" McCoy introduces Kirk to his family.
"He's Mr. Perma-Grimace." -- Crow T. Robot
"He's NOT bluffing" - Kira2
"He's NOT dead, Jim! He was just resting!"
"He's NOT dead, Jim. Where did I go wrong??"
"He's OK...he's just rusty at having fun." -- Hawkeye on Frank
"He's Pappa Smurf!" Crow T. Robot
"He's a Cabbage Patch Robert Reed!" Mike Nelson
"He's a DJ, you know how _those_ people are..." [Herb Tarlic-WKRP]
"He's a Smeeeeeeeeeee" -- Kryten
"He's a boozer. Chief Engineer of the Rednose Express." -- Potter
"He's a chicken I tell you! A giant chicken!"
"He's a chicken I tell you! A giant chicken!" - Animaniacs
"He's a chicken I tell you! A giant chicken!"
"He's a chicken, Dad! A giant chicken! He'll peck my eyes out!"
"He's a chicken, I tell you! A giant chicken!"
"He's a clandestine window washer." Tom Servo
"He's a cockroach; you think you kill him, he pops up someplace else!"
"He's a crank, but we love him." -Griffy
"He's a dead man. He should have been dead a year ago." - Roland
"He's a demon!" Joel Robinson
"He's a few beta's short of a full release."
"He's a great soldier. So much for genetics." -- Franklin
"He's a human bean bag chair." Mike Nelson
"He's a little punch drunk. One too many hits with a snake." - Genie
"He's a made-for-TV hippy." -- Mike Nelson
"He's a monster. A pure psychopath." -- Dr. Chilton
"He's a mouth breather, that one" -- Crow T. Robot
"He's a new kind of life form and he doesn't have a OFF switch!"
"He's a pig. And so are you." Torres
"He's a potato Jim!, Let's gouge out all of his eyes"
"He's a robot. He doesn't have any teeth." -- Joel Robinson
"He's a smeg... head!"
"He's a smokey something" -- Crow T. Robot
"He's a tried and valiant soldier. So is my horse." -- Shakespeare
"He's a walking Hormone!" -Neelix, ST:VGR
"He's a walking hormone!" Neelix
"He's a well orgainized Warrior of the Lost World"
"He's a woozle, and his name is peanut." Tom Servo
"He's alive...and in perfect hibernation." "Does he have the CLUB?"
"He's all yours." Dax-2
"He's alone." Picard
"He's already dead." "Already dead? Bring him in. I'll take a look."
"He's an enigma with size 15 shoes." -- Dr. Freedman on BJ
"He's an evil, lying little bastard!" - Richie Ryan
"He's an individual. They're always trying." Number Two
"He's as clumsy as he is stupid." - Darth Vader
"He's as mad as a hippo with a hernia." --Zazu
"He's as tight-lipped about it as an Aldeberon Shell-Mouth" - McCoy
"He's back from fighting Nazis on the moon!"
"He's barely a blip on the EEG..." -- Tyler King
"He's been in my mind twice today." Winters
"He's been mercifully spared the ravages of intelligence."
"He's been taken up!" "Uhhh, no he hasn't, he's over there."
"He's been taken up!" "Taken up! Up!" "No, there he is."
"He's being attacked by a platinum-furred ruby-lipped tonsil sucker!"
"He's being beaten like a government mule!" - Jim Ross
"He's being stalked by Depeche Mode!" Crow T. Robot
"He's being terrorized by the cast of `Fame'!" Tom Servo
"He's bleedin demised!"
"He's bluffing!" -- Harry "*He* doesn't bluff." -- Enola
"He's brain-dead." EHMP on Chakotay
"He's branched off." - 007 (George Lazenby - O.H.M.S.S.)
"He's brave of heart, and hard of head." Hercules on Iolus
"He's butt ugly and dumb like a rock." Tom Servo
"He's called Arthur, but I think he's harmless." Lintilla
"He's calling for his mother. Her name was, 'AAAGH!'."
"He's claiming three robots as business expenses." Tom Servo
"He's coming here?" Sheridan
"He's coming home tomorrow " - 1944 (WWII Advertisment) Coca-Cola
"He's completely exhausted." Doctor
"He's copping a buzz!" Tom Servo
"He's crazier than I am." - Klinger on Burns. "He's a major." - Radar
"He's crusty but extremely unlikable..." Mike Nelson
"He's dead Jim! Hey, get away from him Dahmer!"
"He's dead Jim! Kick him if you don't beleve me!"
"He's dead Jim! That's 10 this week already!"
"He's dead Jim!" "No I'm not." "Oh quit being such a baby."
"He's dead Jim, I've got dibbs on the white meat."
"He's dead Jim, get his ears!" -- Spock
"He's dead Jim, you get his phaser, I'll grab his wallet." -Bones
"He's dead Jim. Ensign Dahmer, stop that!"
"He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder-I'll get his wallet!"
"He's dead Jim. Nag, nag, nag."
"He's dead Jim. Ensign Dahmer, stop that!"
"He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his watch!"
"He's dead Jim. I know Bones, I've read the script too..."
"He's dead Jim. Nag, nag, nag."
"He's dead Jim." "Grab his wallet, Spock!
"He's dead Jim." "Nag, nag, nag."
"He's dead Jim." "I've got dibbs on the white meat."
"He's dead Jim." - McCoy
"He's dead! Why didn't he just say so?" -- Mike Nelson
"He's dead, Ben." - Bashir
"He's dead, Bones!" "Didn't I just say that? Yeesh!"
"He's dead, Jim! And his boots would fit me just fine..."
"He's dead, Jim! Hey, get away from him, Dahmer!"
"He's dead, Jim! She's dead, Jim!" Are you a doctor or a coroner?
"He's dead, Jim! Uhh.. you can stop firing now, Jim... Jim??"- Bones
"He's dead, Jim! ...Pass the ketchup, will ya?"
"He's dead, Jim! Go to Sick Bay and get the Maggot Master!"
"He's dead, Jim!" "She's dead, Jim" Are you a doctor, or a coroner?
"He's dead, Jim!" -Bones
"He's dead, Jim!" McCoy "But that's impossible!" Kirk
"He's dead, Jim. But I _really_ like his watch."
"He's dead, Jim. But he's a Vulcan; he'll snap out of it..."
"He's dead, Jim. But look at that shine!"
"He's dead, Jim. Ensign Dahmer, stop that!"
"He's dead, Jim. Get his ears." - Spock
"He's dead, Jim. Grab his tagline." --McCoy
"He's dead, Jim. Just like your directing career."
"He's dead, Jim. Kick him if you don't believe me."
"He's dead, Jim. Pass the ketchup!"
"He's dead, Jim. Tell the Klingons that dinner is ready."
"He's dead, Jim. You get his phaser, I'll grab his wallet."
"He's dead, Jim. You get his tricorder, I'll get his wallet."
"He's dead, Jim. You get the grill; I'll get the BBQ sauce."
"He's dead, Jim. But I _really_ like his watch."
"He's dead, Jim. But I like his watch."
"He's dead, Jim. Ensign Dahmer, stop that!"
"He's dead, Jim. Funny-looking phaserIt says 'CNN'."
"He's dead, Jim. Grab his tricorder, I'll get his wallet!!!"
"He's dead, Jim. I've always wanted to say that..." - Cmdr. Wakko
"He's dead, Jim. I've got dibbs on the white meat."
"He's dead, Jim. Just like your directing career."
"He's dead, Jim. Kick him if you don't beleve me!"
"He's dead, Jim. No wait, he's alive. No, wait.. Now he's dead.."
"He's dead, Jim. Pass the ketchup!"
"He's dead, Jim. See the letters on his shirt? 'AC/DC'"
"He's dead, Jim. Tell the Klingons that dinner is ready."
"He's dead, Jim. You get his tricorder, I'll get his wallet."
"He's dead, Jim. You take his phaser, I'll get his wallet."
"He's dead, Jim." "Of course he's dead. I killed him."
"He's dead, Jim." "Grab his wallet, Spock!"
"He's dead, Jim." "I've got dibbs on the white meat."
"He's dead, Jim." "No, I'm not." "Oh, quit being such a baby."
"He's dead, Jim...Ensign Dahmer, stop that!"
"He's dead,Jim! Get his watch,I'll get his wallet" --Bones
"He's dead." "This isa no fair."
"He's dead." - Zack Allen
"He's dead." EMHP
"He's dead." Zack Allen
"He's disappointed me for the last time." Kira-2
"He's doing his Dan Haggerty impression." Crow T. Robot
"He's dressed like a Cossack!" TV's Frank
"He's dressed up as Ellery Queen." Mike Nelson
"He's dressed up like that dude on the dollar." - Butt-Head
"He's driving into the Abyss!" Crow T. Robot
"He's driving me crazy!" -Q to Picard about Trelane
"He's either dead or just very sleepy."
"He's electroencephalographically challenged, Jim."
"He's extended the hand of friendship, so let's go suck up." - Earl
"He's extremely dehydrated." Doctor
"He's flushing his head." Mike Nelson
"He's from the land of misfit toys" -- Crow T. Robot
"He's frozen!" -- Troi, looking at a frozen guy.
"He's frozen!" -- Troi
"He's full of energy today." - Riker
"He's going for the `Quiet Man' movie fight record!" Crow
"He's going over the edge! Stop him!" -- Mike Nelson
"He's going to be fine. Eventually." Amanda re O'Brady
"He's going to kill us all." Quark
"He's going to sing the whole song, isn't he?" Joel Robinson
"He's gone to join the majority." -- Petronius
"He's gone, gone nothin's gonna bring him back"
"He's gone." - Spock on Decker
"He's gonna get a DWI: Driving While Invisible!" -- Tom Servo
"He's gonna have a Montclair moment any minute now" -- Crow
"He's gonna leave all this?" Joel Robinson
"He's good at covering incomprehensible plot points." Tom Servo
"He's got Earl Campbell thighs!" Joel Robinson
"He's got Lee Press-On Talons" -- Crow T. Robot
"He's got Patty Duke's dad in his contact lens!" Mike Nelson
"He's got a Jackie Mason body!" Mike Nelson
"He's got a Magnet! Everyone BACKUP!!" - Cmdr. Data
"He's got a brain like a chick pea!" Crow T. Robot
"He's got a data crystal. It's important evidence." Jacobs
"He's got a denim house dress on!" Tom Servo
"He's got a good deadside manner" -- Crow T. Robot
"He's got a large case of smug." Crow T. Robot
"He's got a plan. I can tell. He's got that look." - Garibaldi
"He's got a real taste for it." -- Clarice Starling
"He's got a really nice skull." Crow T. Robot
"He's got a suggestion but I think it's physically impossible."-Radar
"He's got an extra Y chromosome." Crow T. Robot
"He's got another malpractice suit on the side." -- Hawkeye on Frank
"He's got his own air bag!" Crow T. Robot
"He's got his script taped to the floor." Crow T. Robot
"He's got his trainee's hat on..." Joel Robinson
"He's got one of them amphibious horses!" Mike Nelson
"He's got people stacked like cord wood in there!" -- Joel
"He's got quite a temper." "A wicked right cross, too."
"He's got quite a temper." Methos "A wicked right cross, too." Dawson
"He's got spiwit." "Has what?" "Spiwit!" "Yes, he did."
"He's got to be in Down Below." Sheridan
"He's got to follow his own path. No one can choose it for him." - Leia
"He's gotta not like life. After all, the floor grabbed him."
"He's haulin' dynamite and he needs all the help he can get!"
"He's haunted by the memory of a lost paradise" -Floyd
"He's hiding in an abandoned Stuckeys!" Tom Servo
"He's hiding something!" Sheridan "Of course he is." Garibaldi
"He's hitting 'em with a hotdog!" Tom Servo
"He's honest and reliable." (Don't count on him for much ability.)
"He's hungry, all right." La Forge
"He's in FIB, Roy!" "Light'm up Johnny!"
"He's in a metaphysical snit!" Tom Servo
"He's in full Klingon mode." - Dr. Beverly Crusher
"He's in here." Ro
"He's in therapy..." Dr. Forrester
"He's just one big... hormone, walking around the ship." -- Neelix
"He's kind of in a mold by himself." Floyd Peters, Min. Vikings
"He's kinda' cute, Sam. Can I make a tennis racket out of 'em?" - Max
"He's like an idiot savant without the savant"-Crow T Robot
"He's like an idiot savant. Minus the savant." -- Crow T. Robot
"He's living beyond his means but he can afford it." Samuel Goldwyn
"He's lizard food." -- Al Calavicci
"He's looking for James Franciscus and Charlton Heston." Crow
"He's looking for love in all the wrong places." Mike Nelson
"He's looking for the script..." Tom Servo
"He's looking for the string quartet." Joel Robinson
"He's lovin', touchin', squeezin', another."
"He's mad as a hippo with a hernea." - Zazu
"He's madder than a hippo with a hernia." -- Zazu
"He's making a woman suit, out of real women!" -- Starling
"He's marvelous!" "He's wonderful!" "He's Fred."
"He's metabolically disadvantaged, Jim."
"He's my Number One dad." Picard
"He's myahfaithful companion." -- Brisco
"He's never made it through the solo." Troi
"He's no Claude Aikins, but what a butt!" Crow T. Robot
"He's no Claude Akins, but look at that butt!"
"He's no Claude Atkins, but what a butt!"
"He's no James T. Kirk, but he'll have to do." Tom Servo
"He's no dummy." "Just a bad actor."
"He's no spy!!" Kirk to Kor on Spock
"He's not DEAD yet, Rom."--Odo
"He's not OK, but you can trust him." -- BJ on Hawkeye
"He's not Sinbad." Crow T. Robot
"He's not a crook, he's just ethically challenged"
"He's not a well woman." -- Trapper on Klinger
"He's not able to answer you at the moment, Captain." Khan
"He's not as big a fool as he was." "Smarter?" "No, thinner."
"He's not creamy anymore" -- Crow T. Robot
"He's not dead Jim, he's metaphysically challenged!"
"He's not dead." "No, but his career is." - The Simpsons
"He's not exactly firing on all thrusters." - McCoy
"He's not givin' you any money! Now, piss off!"
"He's not much without his hang-glider, is he?" -- Crow T. Robot
"He's not operating on all thrusters yet." -- McCoy
"He's not telling us everything." Garibaldi
"He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!"
"He's not ugly enough to be in the Air Force." Tom Servo
"He's not under arrest, DM. He's under a roller car!" -- Penfold
"He's not under arrest, DM. He's under a roller car!"
"He's one of the carbon blobs in sector 7-G." - Smithers, on Homer
"He's one of the few ancient Immortals still alive." - MacLeod
"He's one of those people that thinks Elvis is dead." - Mulder
"He's only *mostly* dead. -- Miracle Max
"He's only a child." - Wednesday Addams
"He's particularly fond of one called 'Louie, Louie.'" Odo
"He's probably one of those people that thinks Elvis is dead." - Mulder
"He's psychotic, vicious, and delightfully unpredictable" - Spike
"He's putting a car-cover on a horse? -- Joel Robinson
"He's quite eloquent for a piece of low life scum." -- Crow T Robot
"He's rather Doctor Bellows-esque" -- Crow T. Robot
"He's recommended you for Chief Engineer." Janeway
"He's regular Army!" "And I'm regular crazy." Klinger
"He's rifling the mummy for change." Joel Robinson
"He's right Maurice, you ARE a smeghead!"
"He's running like a scalded dog!" - Jim Ross
"He's singing to a refrigerator!" Crow T. Robot
"He's slim, Jim!" - McCoy shows Scotty to Kirk after Scotty's diet
"He's smoking a Slim Jim." Tom Servo
"He's so cute when he's sleeping..." Dr. Forrester
"He's so wonderfully friendly!" (Call off this slobbering monster dog).
"He's so... Human!" - Saavik "Nobody's perfect." - Spock
"He's some kind of a fat-sucking vampire?" Scully
"He's spending a year dead for tax reasons." -Ford on Hotblack
"He's still bleeding from his crew cut." Joel Robinson
"He's strumming his machine gun." Crow T. Robot
"He's surrounded by adoring housewives." Tom Servo
"He's surveying his liquor kingdom." Tom Servo
"He's taking the Nestea thud." Mike Nelson
"He's taunting the mummy?" Crow T. Robot
"He's telling the truth." Doctor
"He's telling the truth; their course has changed." Data
"He's terminally inconvenienced, Jim."
"He's testing us. Yes, that must be it." -- Quark
"He's that most dangerous of creatures: a clever sheep."
"He's the Finnish Oscar Wilde!" Crow T. Robot
"He's the best chair guy in the business!" Crow T. Robot
"He's the best!" - Picard
"He's the brains, sweetheart!" -- Han Solo
"He's the enemy!" Hoolihan. "He bleeds just like our side." Hawkeye
"He's the kindly old pornographer..." Mike Nelson
"He's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen." Forrest Gump
"He's the most remarkable shade of yellow." -- Radar as Father Mulcahy
"He's the nummiest thing there ever was!" TV's Frank
"He's the spokesperson for the incredible edible egg." Joel
"He's thinking about my breasts again, Captain!" - Deanna Troi
"He's tied Chip to the bed with Dodie's nylons!" Crow T. Robot
"He's too close, Captain." Sulu "So are we." Spock
"He's trying to find that damn flute player!" Crow T. Robot
"He's trying to sneak into China" -- Crow T. Robot
"He's turning her into Charlie Callas!" Tom Servo
"He's used to us, and we're used to him." -- Troi
"He's vapor locked." Crow T. Robot
"He's very John Schuckonian." Crow T. Robot
"He's very effective. In that mindless killing machine sort of way."
"He's very much alive. Sort of." - Ed Wood
"He's wearing David Byrne's big suit." Joel Robinson
"He's wearing a leisure uniform." Crow T. Robot
"He's wearing those Italian `womany' glasses..." Mike Nelson
"He's with me, Apollonius. So's the owl." -- Zatanna
"He's working without Annette!" Tom Servo
"He's your medical officer. He's alive." -- Kes
"He's, like, communicating telepathetically." - Butt-Head
"He... He... Uh... He broke. Sorry." -- Crow T. Robot
"HeHeHe. 2400 Baud sucks." -V.bis and Baudhead
"HeHeUhHe broke. Sorry." -- Crow T. Robot
"Head for the Commercial Nebula..." Tom Servo
"Head in the Clouds" by Al Titude
"Head is harder than Hand." * Sivaoan Proverb
"Head of Security" - by Barb Dwyer
"Head-hunters *never* come at a good time..." -- Mike Nelson
"Headin' out for San Francisco for the Labor Day weekend show..."
"Heading, Sir?" Out there. Thataway. "A most logical choice, Captain."
"Heading, keptain?" "Out there...uh, thataway!"
"Heads are gonna roll..." Henry VIII
"Health food makes me sick." - Calvin Tillin
"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."
"Healthy? Who cares?? Pork away!
"Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you..." - The Phantom
"Hear me X-Men! No longer am I the woman you knew!" - Phoenix
"Hear me moderate," by Thai Tass
"Hear me shout come on in. What's the news? Where you been?" -Floyd
"Hear me, Baby? Hold together." --Han
"Hear that, Kalas? The fat lady is singing." -- MacLeod
"Hear the lark harken to the barking of the dark fox gone to ground"
"Hear the other side." -- St. Augustine
"Hear the softly spoken magic spell -Floyd
"Hear, hear! Well spoken, Bruce!"
"Heard about what?" Sheridan
"Heartwarming, Mr. Wint." - Mr. Kidd (Diamonds Are Forever)
"Heav'n has no rage like love to hatred turn'd." -Congreve
"Heaven and Earth are ruthless..." -- Lao tzu
"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned." Congreve
"Heaven help that poor robot." Joel Robinson
"Heaven in art who..." <slap> "Our Father, who art in Heaven..."
"Heaven lies about us in our infancy." -- Wordsworth
"Heaven never helps the man who will not act." - Sophocles
"Heaven sends us good meat, but the Devil sends us cooks."
"Heaven sent the promised land, looks all right from where I stand"
"Heavens, they're multiplying." -Brain
"Heavens, they're multiplying." - The Brain
"Heavy is the burden of being me." Q
"Heck of a lot of glancing going on." Tom Servo
"Heck, I'm gonna have scrambled eggs." -Gallagher
"Heee's a viree viree bawwd mawn! (Babu)
"Heeeeelp! I don't wanna be kidnapped by a fictional cha
"Heeeeey! Dats CRAZY, maaaan!"
"Heeelllllllooooo Nurse!" The Warner Brothers, Animaniacs
"Heeey! Datz CRAZY Maaan!" - Ren
"Heel, Al, heel."
"Heh Heh..she said, OLR...whoa, what does that mean, Butt-Head?" Beavis
"Heh, Heh. What kept you?" -- Connor MacLeod
"Heh, heh, 2400 baud connects suck!" -- V.Bis & Baudhead
"Heh, heh...Hey Beavis, rock stalking is cool!" - Butt-Head
"Heh-heh, heh-heh, heh-heh ... 2400 baud sucks!" -- V.bis & Baudhead
"Heh. To that I will be issuing few denials." -- Jack Butler
"Heh.. of *course*.. how do you think I *got* that far!?...:)"
"Hehe hehe hehe... That was cool... Hehe Hehe." -- Butthead
"Hehe..hehe..." "Shut up, Beavis!"
"Heheh! It's a Ma Kettle blow up doll!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Heheh... gee, another tagline... =)" - Renimar Keth-solamni
"Hehehe you'll like it ...Trrrrruuuuuussst me! d;-)" - Quickling
"Hehehe, 2400 baud sucks!" - V.bis and Baudhead
"Hehehe.. jokes on him. I'll be dead by then!" - Homer Simpson
"Hehehe... oh, sorry... You say you let them do what? Devastating..."
"Hehehehe, 14.4 baud sucks!" --V.bis and Baudhead
"Hehehehehe.... 2400 bps sucks!" - V.Bis and Baudhead.
"Hehehehehe.2400 bps sucks! Huh Ahuhhuhhuh" - V.Bis and Baudhead.
"Hehhehhheh...2400 baud sucks!!" - V.Bis & Baudhead
"Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table."
"Heinlien is the KING of SF! There IS none higher! Heh-heh, heh-heh!"
"Heisenberg may have slept here"
"Helen Keller could bat better than any one of them" - Steven Franklin
"Hell Cats! Terrorizing the desolate wastelands..." -- Tom Servo
"Hell Down Under"submitted by Arpit Gambhir
"Hell Is For Children" -- Pat Benatar
"Hell Is For Children" -- Pat Benatar
"Hell NO, we won't GOTO." - Unaprogrammers
"Hell is empty, and all the devils are here." -- Shakespeare
"Hell is...other people." - Jean-Paul Sartre
"Hell no! I won't go!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Hell opened up and put on sale, gather 'round and haggle" -Floyd
"Hell was whiteness. The thesis to the dark man's antithesis."
"Hell works better when its subtle." Joel Robinson
"Hell! Jesus isn't even as popular as WordPerfect!" - J.J. Hitt
"Hell's Bells, I just paid the bill." -- Henry, as the lights went out
"Hell, I'm honored to be best at anything - Garabaldi"
"Hell,I don't want Klinton and Schumer here either" - Satan
"Hell? Same as here, lawyers closest to the fire." -US Grant
"Helllloooooo, Jack Butler!!!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Helllooo! I have a death ray!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Helllooooooo, Ed!!" - Dot, WTNE
"Hello ", lied the politician.
"Hello Baby"-Rick
"Hello Darkness, My old friend.."
"Hello Felix, sorry to bother you, but I've run into a bit of a bother."
"Hello Felix, what are you doing here?" - 007
"Hello Maggots! Welcome To Boot Camp!" -- Drill Sargeant Crow
"Hello Mr. Senator. My daddy's out of work." -- Mike Nelson
"Hello Nelson. Did I catch you at a bad time?" -- TV's Frank
"Hello Peg. Hello PegLeg." Al Bundy to Peg & Marcy, respectively.
"Hello Peg. Hello PegLeg." -- Al Bundy
"Hello Princesses of Props Nurses!" - Jakko & Wakko Warner
"Hello Shoil!" - Laverne & Shirley
"Hello World!" 15 Errors, 17 Warnings.
"Hello again, Doctor." - Major Kira, "Babel"
"Hello darkness my old friend. I've come to dance with you again."
"Hello femme fatal nurse!" - Yakko & Wakko
"Hello my baby, Hello my honey....."
"Hello old friend. It's been a while" - Sinclair
"Hello world! Happy birthday!" -- Tom Servo
"Hello world!" 17 errors, and 31 warnings
"Hello! Giuseppe's Pizzeria! Whatta can do for you, eh?"
"Hello! Is anyone in here?!" Voval
"Hello!", the lawyer lied
"Hello" All, from Sunny Miami Shores, Florida
"Hello", the lawyer lied.
"Hello, 1-900-SPANK-ME. How may we help you..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Hello, 911?"... "If you are calling to report a murder, press 1..."
"Hello, 911??" "If you are reporting a murder, press 1..."
"Hello, Amand. Are you ready?" - Crusher
"Hello, Bruce." "Bruce." "How are you, Bruce?"
"Hello, Cousin Sven... Say something intelligent..."- Ren Hoek
"Hello, I must be going..." - Groucho Marx
"Hello, I wish to register a complaint. Hello, miss?"
"Hello, I wish to register a complaint."
"Hello, I'll be your Ghost of Xmas Future this evening!" -- Yakko
"Hello, I'm 37-43 on the wandering monster table."
"Hello, I'm Yakko, and I'll be your Captain this evening..."
"Hello, I'm your new nanny." - Mary Poppins "SLAPPY!!!!!!" - Y/W/D
"Hello, Incontinence Hotline... can you HOLD please ?"
"Hello, Jean-Luc... So glad you could come." -- Lwaxanna
"Hello, Joel the Mole..." Dr. Forrester
"Hello, London!" "Goodbye, lunch!" -- Gonzo/Rizzo
"Hello, Nnnnneeewwman..." (Jerry)
"Hello, Nobel!" Joel Robinson
"Hello, Nurse!" - Wakko "Somebody get me a crowbar!" - Lady
"Hello, Operator? I've been cut off!" -- John Bobbitt
"Hello, Quark. How are your lobes?" "Tingling at the sigh
"Hello, Sacramento Kings Fans Suicide Hotline."
"Hello, San Diego Padres Fans Suicide Hotline."
"Hello, Shelly. It's over, baby. I'm coming home." - The Crow
"Hello, Tyrannosaurus Rex. I'm Barney!...Will you be my--<CHOMP-burp>"
"Hello, Vinnie - it's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check."
"Hello, White Goddess." "Hello, White Racist!"
"Hello, Will." Troi "Imzadi!" Lt. W.T. Riker
"Hello, World!" 17 Errors, 31 Warnings....
"Hello, cheri. We meet again!" - The Mask
"Hello, girls! Good luck with the hold up!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Hello, good evening, and welcome to `Blackmail'!"
"Hello, good evening, and welcome to `Blackmail'!" - Monty Python
"Hello, good evening, and welcome, to Blackmail!"
"Hello, gorgeous." Barbra Streisand
"Hello, ladies." Riker "Hello, Will." - Troi
"Hello, lady in the tree!" - Wakko Warner
"Hello, my dear. I've been told I behaved badly." - Q
"Hello, my name is -- hey, I thought this was ANONYMOUS!"
"Hello, my name is Yakko and I'll be your king this evening" - Yakko
"Hello, old friend."
"Hello, people in the TV!!" - Jerry Lewis (Animaniacs)
"Hello, pretty." - The Kurgan
"Hello, rock-stupid cop!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Hello, sir. Feeling better?" Riker
"Hello, world\n" 17 Errors, 31 Warnings
"Hello," he lied. -- Don Carpenter quoting a Hollywood agent
"Hello," lied Bill Clinton
"Hello," lied the politician.
"Hello," the lawyer lied.
"Hello. Welcome to the World." --Beavis
"Hello. Operator?! I've been cut-off!" - John Bobbit
"Hello. Smells good. Thank you." Picard
"Hello. We are looking for the nuclear wessels." -- Chekov
"Hello." -- Riff Raff
"Hello." ...lied the politician.
"Hello...Incontinence Hotline". "Can you hold, please?"
"Hello...Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold?"
"Hello? Am I alone in here? This is voodoo..." -- Mike Nelson
"Hello? Is there anybody in there?" -Floyd
"Hello? What's this?" - Bilbo Baggins
"Hello? Am I alone in here? This is voodoo..." Mike Nelson
"Hello? Captain? Hello?!" The Doctor
"Hello? Is there someone there? Hello?" Neelix
"Hello? Sickbay to Bridge." The Doctor
"Hello? What's this?" - Bilbo Baggins
"Hello?..Directory Assistance?..Can you tell me where I am???"
"HelloIncontinence Hotline". "Can you hold, please?"
"Helloe, mye namee ise Dane Quaylee."
"Hellooo, 90210's!" - Yakko/Wakko
"Hellooo, French Nurse!" Yakko/Wakko "[sigh] Never mind." Dot
"Hellooo, Nurse!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Hellooo, Pixie!" - Wakko Warner
"Hellooo, Princesses of Props Nurses!" - Yakko/Wakko
"Hellooo, Swiss Nurse Miss!" - Wakko Warner
"Helloooo Nurse!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Helloooo, nurse!"
"Hellooooo nurse!"--Animaniacs
"Hellooooo, 90210's!" - Yakko & Wakko
"Hellooooo, French Nurse!" - Yakko & Wakko "<sigh> Never mind." - Dot
"Hellooooo, Kes!" - Neelix/Paris
"Hellooooo, Nurse!!!!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Hellooooo, Nurse!" - Yakko & Wakko
"Hellooooo, Princesses of Props Nurses!" - Yakko & Wakko
"Hellooooo, nurse!"
"Helloooooooo NURSE!"
"Helm, warp one! Engage!" - Picard
"Help Mr. Wizard!" - Tennessee Tuxedo
"Help Mr. Wizard!" - Tennessee Tuxedo
"Help him, somebody! He's caught fire! Put him out!" -- Mindweb
"Help me Obi Wan Kanobe, you're my only hope." - Leia
"Help me make the music of the night!" - The Phantom
"Help me roll away the stone" -Pink Floyd
"Help me set fire to this cross", said Tom clannishly.
"Help me take this mask off." Vader
"Help me understand..." - Scully holding a gun on Mulder
"Help me up." O'Brien
"Help me! Somebody help me!" - Q
"Help me! I'm turning into a Jack Butler!"
"Help me!" -Q
"Help me, Batman! Help me!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Help me, Dave - I can't run under Windows." H.A.L. 9000
"Help me, I'm stuck in here!" - A Tagline
"Help me, Obi-Ronda Kenobi. You're my only hope." - Leia
"Help me, Obi-Wan. You're my only hope."
"Help me, Spock! Help me!" -- Tom Servo
"Help me, will ya? I'm old." - Slappy
"Help not Man for his survival unless it threatens ours."
"Help them get the help they need." Psi Cop
"Help us, Julian..."--Kira, Sisko, Dax, Odo
"Help you I can, yes!" - Yoda of Novell Tech Support
"Help you I can. Yes, mmmm." - Yoda
"Help yourself again, there is plenty AND to spare!" - Smaug
"Help yourself, and Heaven will help you." -- Fontaine
"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" -- Dennis
"Help! I can't move anything except for my lips!"
"Help! I'm in deep, deep tribble!" -- Kirk
"Help! I'm side hacking and I can't get up!" -- Joel Robinson
"Help! I'm talking, and I can't shut up!" - Most Women <hehehe>
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get down!!" - James Brown
"Help! I've fallen to my death and I can't get up!"
"Help! Servo! He's got me!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" - Monty Python
"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
"Help! I'd dial 911 but can't find the eleven on the dial."
"Help! I'm in deep, deep Tribble!" - Kirk
"Help! I'm side hacking and I can't get up!" Joel Robinson
"Help! I've Risen and I can't Get Down!" - Jesus at a disco.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't reach my beer!"
"Help! I've fallen and can't get up." - A. Tree
"Help! I've fallen and can't get up." A. Tree
"Help! Servo! He's got me!" Crow T. Robot
"Help, I can't swim," the man shouted deeply
"Help, I'm a pine tree, in a geranium body!" -- Elton Hall
"Help, I'm drowning!" was Tom's glib, glib, glib chortle.
"Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!" - Satan
"Help, help! I'm bein' repressed!"
"Help, help, I'm being repressed!" - the Enter key
"Help. I'm being kidnapped by a fictional character" - Go
"Help... I've callen and I can't hang up!"
"Help?" exclaimed the old man as if he'd been asked for a weasel.
"Helpless old lady at twelve o'clock high!" - Penguin
"Hemlock Lite: a third fewer pathogens than regular Hemlock." -- ML
"Hemmingway, Eichman, Stranger In a Strange Land"
"Henry? He could have been a comparison drinker." -- Hawkeye
"Hepatitis booster, Margaret. Drop your pants." -- Hawkeye
"Her beauty was sold for an old man's gold,
"Her belly button's blinking." Crow T. Robot
"Her breathing changes... Her pulse quickens... "
"Her bullets say `no' but her eyes say `come hither'." Tom Servo
"Her children rise up, and call her blessed." -- Proverbs 31:28
"Her dream had come true. She was a folk singer." Forrest Gump
"Her face kind'a comes to a point." Joel Robinson
"Her helmet shifted!" Crow T. Robot
"Her jammies are really slinky!" Crow T. Robot
"Her mind is iron but her heart and eyes are soft." - Oracle
"Her name is 'Bambi'?" - Scully to Mulder (WotC)
"Her name is Ulani." - Odo
"Her name is the `White Star', and she is yours, Captain."
"Her neck is having a flashback!" Crow T. Robot
"Her silence flouts me, and I'll be revenged." - Shakespeare
"Her sister's son played Batman on TV," said Tom, adamantly.
"Her son dies, and she gets really bossy!" Crow T. Robot
"Hera was the first." Apollo
"Herbie and Yukon Cornelius are calling!" Joel Robinson
"Herbie, the Misfit Elf!" Mike Nelson
"Herc! How ya doin'?" "That is a very good question!"
"Herc! It's about time!" Iolus
"Hercules now concludes his broadcast day." Tom Servo
"Hercules... Whereever you are... Bite me!" -- Tom Servo
"Here Bunny, Bunny, Bunny..."
"Here Bunny, Bunny, Bunny..." -- Elmyra
"Here I am, brain the size of a planet..."
"Here I am, brain the size of a planet..." -- Marvin
"Here Lies Madonna. Necrophiliacs Welcome."
"Here Mousie! I only want to be your friend!" -- The Cat
"Here Mousie! I only want to be your friend.": CAT
"Here Mousie! I only want to be your friend!"(swings Baseball Bat) * Cat
"Here are new improved American troops." Crow T. Robot
"Here are two unsuccessful encyclopedia salesmen."
"Here at Phillips Petroleum, we are working to replace nature."
"Here come da `me'!" Tom Servo
"Here come the bikinis! Let's synchronize our pacemakers!" - Waldorf
"Here comes Nurse-furatu!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Here comes Roasty and Toasty, the firemen clowns!" Joel
"Here comes the world's slowest assault team." Crow T. Robot
"Here comes wacky, nutty chaos!" Tom Servo
"Here goes for a brevet or a coffin!" -Elliott
"Here hold this," said Pooh.
"Here in this room he calls me softly..somewhere inside, hiding."
"Here is a pouch of money, which I'm not going to give to you."
"Here is what to do if you want a lift from a vogon. Forget it"
"Here it comes again! *PING*!" -- Tom Servo
"Here it comes." - Kirk to Khan
"Here it comes." Troi
"Here it is Jenny. Your big break in TV."-Freddy Krueger
"Here it is, Dimples. The latest craze: Robotic Arm Wrestling!"
"Here me X-Men! No longer am I the woman you knew!" - Phoenix
"Here taggy taggy, here nice little tagline"...SPLAT!!!
"Here there is much time. For everything." Miramanee
"Here they come to snuff the rooster...."
"Here we are now! Entertain us!"
"Here we go again." - Katie Ka-boom's mother
"Here we go! Step one: Take off your shirt."
"Here we go." Doctor
"Here you are, Maurecia! Maurecia-flavored ice cream!" - Mrs. Jewls
"Here you are." Paris to Kes
"Here you go, Julian." Sisko
"Here! Here's the boss-fellow now!"
"Here! Give me my nose back!"
"Here! Here's the boss-fellow now!"
"Here! Mrs. Nickerbaiter's exploded!"
"Here's a little nightmare to remember my by, mice!" - Mace
"Here's a little tale from my nut sack!" - Cryptkeeper Beavis
"Here's a little tip, leap before you look!" - The Tick
"Here's a quarter - go hire a rat to gnaw that thing off your face!"
"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares."
"Here's a waffle for *you*, scarecrow!" Dr. Forrester
"Here's an epenthetic stamp," said Tom f'lat'ly.
"Here's another one. Same neural depletion." Crusher
"Here's my bill. That should stop you from smoking for a few months."
"Here's my main man, Huggy Bear!" Crow T. Robot
"Here's the 'shrooms, Billy..." Tom Servo
"Here's the information you asked for." Garibaldi
"Here's the keys to my ride." -Jack "The keys to your WHAT?" -Tick
"Here's the scenario: my father-on a jury!" - Peter Caine
"Here's the story of the Liberty Bell," Tom told appealingly.
"Here's to ya, lads!" - Scott
"Here's to you, Buffer." - Large
"Here's to your death, big guy!" Crow T. Robot
"Here's where we farm our poinsettas." Mike Nelson
"Here's wishing you whiter whites, brighter brights." Forrester
"Here's your allowance for the next two weeks", Tom advanced.
"Here's your baster and your stuffing. Let's keep it clean." -- Joel
"Here, Data. You wanted me?" - Tasha Yar
"Here, Data. You...wanted me?"--Tasha
"Here, Fun-Boy!" - The Crow
"Here, I'll dress your wounds." -- Janet Weiss
"Here, Romulans and Klingons live in peace." Tokath
"Here, fundy, fundy, fundy. Nice fundy...***<<<W*H*O*M*P>>>***"
"Here, have a Cappuccino." -Jed Edison
"Here, have a banana and a beer."
"Here, hold this grenade. I just dropped the pin on the floor."
"Here, hold this..."
"Here, kitty, kitty" Said the 150 pound canary
"Here, kittykittykitty..." -- Banzai
"Here, pull this..."
"Here, son, have a free balloon!" said Tom expansively.
"Here, stand behind my Blasphemy Shield!" - Hector Plasmic
"Here, take my hat- pigeons got it anyway." - Wakko Warner
"Here, there, and everywhere..." - Beatles
"Here. Have a stogie." - Large
"Here. Have a fat-free yogurt!" - Yakko Warner
"Here. I have something for you." - Londo
"Here... sit on this conveniently placed stump." -- Tom Servo
"Heresy signifies no more than private opinion." - Hobbes
"Herman Goering is a bit dodgy?" -- Kryten
"Hermits have no peer pressure."
"Hermits have no peer pressure." - S. Wright
"Hermits have no peer pressure." - s.w.
"Hermits have no peer pressure." -- Wright
"Heroes are remembered, but Legends never die."
"Heroin I come!" Mike Nelson
"Heroin has hit this town in a big way..." Mike Nelson
"Hex Dump" - where witches put used curses?
"Hey ! Energizer Bunny: Eat your heart out!" (signed) Phoenix.
"Hey - you left some flesh on the bones! Lazy dogs! LAZY! BAD!"-Janier
"Hey Alice. Let's Rock & Roll"-Freddy Krueger
"Hey Beavis, I can sing like this guy. Oiiihuioooioo" - Butthead
"Hey Beavis, I hear disco is making a comeback!" - Butt-Head
"Hey Beavis, he's fallen and he can't get it up!" - Butt-Head
"Hey Beavis, they better watch out for the Klingons near Uranus."
"Hey Beavis, you know we could like, go to jail for this?
"Hey Beavis, you know we could like, go to jail for this?" - Butt-Head
"Hey BigShot! My favorite emotionally unballenced vigilante!"
"Hey Bill Gates, I've upped my standards to OS/2. Now UP YOURS!"
"Hey Bush, Saddam still has his job. Have you got yours?"
"Hey Butt-Head! These things cost money!" - Beavis
"Hey Butt-Head, I can sing like this guy." - Beavis
"Hey Butt-Head, change it or kill me." - Beavis
"Hey Butt-Head, does this suck?" - Beavis
"Hey Butt-Head, have you noticed this video sucks?" - Beavis
"Hey Butt-Head, this guy has the same last name as you." - Beavis
"Hey Butt-Head, what were we born to do?" - Beavis
"Hey Butthead! These things cost money!" - Beavis
"Hey Butthead, change it or kill me." - Beavis
"Hey Butthead, does this suck?" - Beavis
"Hey Butthead, have you noticed this message sucks?" - Beavis
"Hey Butthead, what were we born to do?" - Beavis
"Hey Butthead. Does this suck?" -- Beavis
"Hey Butthead. This guy has the same last name as you." -- Beavis
"Hey Butthead... Change it or kill me." -- Beavis
"Hey Butthead... Does this suck?" - - Beavis
"Hey Butthead... Have you noticed this video sucks?" -- Beavis
"Hey ButtheadChange it or kill me." -- Beavis
"Hey ButtheadDoes this suck?" -- Beavis
"Hey ButtheadHave you noticed this video sucks?" -- Beavis
"Hey Captain, I just created a black ho-.p!%$. NO CARRIER
"Hey Carlo...you think you could fool a Corleone?"
"Hey Charles, you in there? The Tick would like to Rap with ya'."
"Hey Charlie - is it lunch time yet!" -Nigel Mansell (on radio).
"Hey Cool! They got a blimp!" -The Tick
"Hey Dad, remember our car?" -- Calvin
"Hey Dad, remember our car?" Calvin "What do you mean, 'remember'?" Dad
"Hey Danny, better not dream and drive"-Freddy Krueger
"Hey Danny, watch me cross a continent for a babe!" "AGAIN?" - Dex
"Hey Expert It works better if you plug it in!"
"Hey Flanders, I got us some kick-ass seats!!!" - Homer in church
"Hey Grant! Can I get that diet plan off of you?" - Oprah Winfrey
"Hey Hey We're the Monkees!" Crow T. Robot
"Hey Homer, you just fell on Aerosmith!" - Barney Gumbel
"Hey I always think of my Gryphie Wyphie! d;-)" - Quickling
"Hey I've mellowed somewhat over the years K?" - Quickling
"Hey Jim; your darn dog left a CLINTON in my yard!"
"Hey Kasumi, this fish cake is tough.""That's a towel."-Ranma 1/2
"Hey Keen, is there life on Mars?"...."Yorp!"
"Hey Kel, aren't you usually handcuffed to a radiator by this time?"
"Hey Kid - ya wanna try the Beast's Lair? The first call is free..."
"Hey Kid! Wanna try a network? First call is free!"
"Hey Lorena! Got any leftovers?" --Jeffrey Dahmer
"Hey Maw, where's cousin Ellie Mae?" -Tennessee foreplay
"Hey Max, give me the data crystal." - Garibaldi
"Hey McMahon, I think he thinks you're cute!" - Jerry Lawler on Goldust
"Hey Michael, come here you smooth thang!" - Bubba
"Hey Mom! Dad! I won the 'get the crap kicked out of me' contest!"
"Hey Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?"..."Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?"
"Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."..."I know, if she calls, I'm not here."
"Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"..."Like a baby treats a diaper."
"Hey Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!"
"Hey Rocky! Watch me pull an android out of my hat!"
"Hey Rocky! Watch me pull the Vorlon out of his suit!" "Again?"
"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a Klingon out of my hat!"
"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat...."
"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a tagline out of my hat!"
"Hey Sanka... ya dead?" "Yah mon."- Cool Runnings
"Hey Santa, how much for a copy of your list of naughty girls?"
"Hey Sigfried, you fly the plane." "Nazi bastard."
"Hey Tin Woodsman <SNICK>, I'm sending you back to OZ!" - Wolverine
"Hey Who took the cork off my lunch?"
"Hey babe! You! Me! Mango-fest! How 'bout it?" -- Tom Servo
"Hey baby, it's getting late, I think I'm in the mood." foreplay
"Hey baby, it's getting late, I think I'm in the mood." -RUSH
"Hey cool! Chemistry sets!" -- Tom Servo
"Hey dad, do you remember our car?" - Calvin
"Hey darlin', ya got any more of that there chew?" - Texas pick-up line
"Hey dipshit! Yeah, you!" - CH
"Hey everyone, I'm a modem jockey." "Wait, why are you laughing?"
"Hey everyone, I'm a modem jockey."..."Wait, why are you
"Hey fellas. I think it's time we met." Sheriff Buck
"Hey guys, it was just an idea, OK?" - Karl Marx
"Hey ho, here we go, ever so high" -Pink Floyd
"Hey horse, did you see the size of that chicken?"- Young Guns
"Hey kid - wanna try a BBS? The first call is free!"
"Hey kids! Muscilage tastes like sweet honey." - Crow
"Hey look! Venusian blinds!" -- Tom Servo
"Hey look! It's the frycook formerly known as Prince!" - J. Hemmingway
"Hey look! Venusian blinds!" -- Tom Servo
"Hey look, a hotel!" -Rick to Minmei while on a date
"Hey look, a hotel!" --Rick Hunter
"Hey mister! Are you a clown?" - Sherri
"Hey really. I'm serious. `Gilligan's Island' gives me kidney stones."
"Hey security, we have another guy with a changling net - Grarbaldi."
"Hey stud. I thought we had something together." - Catwoman
"Hey waitasecond, is this some sort of super-hero emergency?" -D. Maus
"Hey witness! Hey witness! She's a perjorer!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Hey you in the red shirt...go see what that noise was."
"Hey you, Whitehouse! Ha ha charade you are" -Floyd
"Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all!" -Floyd
"Hey you, dont help them to bury the light" -Floyd
"Hey you, leave my smartass alone!" - Dire Wolf
"Hey you, out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old...."
"Hey you, would you help me to carry the stone?" -Pink Floyd
"Hey you... did you ever realize what you'd become?" -Pink Floyd
"Hey! I never said that! ...<in public>..."
"Hey! Chuft-Captain! What sthondhat was your sister?"
"Hey! Come derry dol! Hop along, my hearties!" -- Tom Bombadil
"Hey! Computer, freeze program!" - Alexander
"Hey! Get your cheap Mexican crap!" -- Tom Servo
"Hey! Go comb your face!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Hey! Good clean porn fun!" -- Tom Servo
"Hey! He's unconscious!" "Lemme doodle something!" "Me too!"
"Hey! Hey! Hey! That's the director's coke!" -- Mike Nelson
"Hey! I can see my feet down there!" -- Mike Nelson
"Hey! I didn't know Ninjas could walk on water!" The Tick
"Hey! I don't remember XXX programs in the Holodeck!"
"Hey! I'm fake walking here!" -- Mike Nelson
"Hey! It takes off, too!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Hey! It was free a$$wipe!" -Butthead
"Hey! It's the 34 Horsemen of the Apocalypse!" -- Joel Robinson
"Hey! It's the Sewer Urchin!" - The Tick
"Hey! Knock it off!" - Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
"Hey! Knock it off!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Hey! Knock it off!" -- Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
"Hey! Leave Mr. French alone!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Hey! Nyet means Nyet!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Hey! Replace your divets!" -- Tom Servo
"Hey! Ride the wild guy! 29 cents!" -- Tom Servo
"Hey! She sucked all of the cream out of my TWINKIE!!"
"Hey! Stop that with the glass!" -- Mike Nelson
"Hey! That's the cheap broad I love!" -- Mike Nelson
"Hey! The Addams crazy bunch!" - Joey Gaynor, "The Addams Family"
"Hey! The brother's got his own horn section!" -- Tom Servo
"Hey! The pizza's here!" -- Joel Robinson
"Hey! There you are." La Forge
"Hey! They're a riot, a doggoned scream..." - Joey Gaynor
"Hey! This is not my beautiful house!" -- Mike Nelson
"Hey! Turn the bass down! Oh, that's his voice!" -- Crow
"Hey! Watch the slush puppy machine!" -- Tom Servo
"Hey! We're neo-conservative!" -- Joel Robinson
"Hey! We've gotta drink that water..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Hey! Who took all the Sugar Frosted Milk?"
"Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch?" W.C. Fields
"Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!"
"Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!" -- W. C. Fields
"Hey! Who you callin' OOPID-STAY?" -Banzai, The Lion King.
"Hey! You got a snooker down there!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Hey! You let go of Servo!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Hey! You're ill!" * Cat
"Hey! You're ill!" -- The Cat
"Hey! You're in the wrong myth!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Hey! You're singing my back hairs!" -- Tom Servo
"Hey! Are you blind?! I'm walking here!" Lt. Dan
"Hey! Does the morality of hunting wild hunters ever disturb you?"
"Hey! Don't stop now!" La Forge
"Hey! Get your cheap Mexican crap!" Tom Servo
"Hey! Go comb your face!" Crow T. Robot
"Hey! Good clean porn fun!" Tom Servo
"Hey! He's eating my grain!" Chekov on tribble
"Hey! Hey! Hey! That's the director's coke!" Mike Nelson
"Hey! Hey, anybody here? Anybody hear me?" - Sheridan
"Hey! I can see my feet down there!" Mike Nelson
"Hey! I didn't eat the moose.."
"Hey! I feel Gooood. I knew that I would, now."
"Hey! I spit, I *NEVER* swallow!" - Mutant Raccoon
"Hey! I'll see you around, Michale Garibaldi." - Dodger
"Hey! I'm fake walking here!" Mike Nelson
"Hey! It takes off, too!" Crow T. Robot
"Hey! It's not fair you can't Fork me without my consent" - Quickling
"Hey! It's the 34 Horsemen of the Apocalypse!" Joel Robinson
"Hey! Knock it off!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Hey! Leave Mr. French alone!" Crow T. Robot
"Hey! Like I said! Privacy!" - Ivanova
"Hey! No Shoes. No Brain. No Service, Lady!"
"Hey! Nyet means Nyet!" Crow T. Robot
"Hey! Odo! You got any more of that jello? Odo? Odo??"
"Hey! Replace your divets!" Tom Servo
"Hey! Ride the wild guy! 29 cents!" Tom Servo
"Hey! Save the whales." "Duh... what'll I do with them?"
"Hey! Stop that with the glass!" Mike Nelson
"Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!" -Pink Floyd
"Hey! That's the cheap broad I love!" Mike Nelson
"Hey! The boss is a deviot!" - Greasepit
"Hey! The brother's got his own horn section!" Tom Servo
"Hey! The pizza's here!" Joel Robinson
"Hey! This is not my beautiful house!" Mike Nelson
"Hey! Turn the bass down! Oh, that's his voice!" Crow
"Hey! Watch the slush puppy machine!" Tom Servo
"Hey! We're neo-conservative!" -- Joel Robinson
"Hey! We've gotta drink that water" -- Crow T. Robot
"Hey! Who loves ya, Baby?" - Telly Savalas <with lollipop in mouth>
"Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch?!?" - W.C. Fields
"Hey! You got a snooker down there!" Crow T. Robot
"Hey! You guys aren't the pizzadeliverers." -- UHF
"Hey! You let go of Servo!" Crow T. Robot
"Hey! You owe MONEY!" - Saleslady "Owe him what?" - Longshot
"Hey! You! Clown!" Diolus
"Hey! You're in the wrong myth!" Crow T. Robot
"Hey! You're singing my back hairs!" Tom Servo
"Hey, 'Rubba' would you like to sit on my lap?" Michael
"Hey, Barabbas..." Scott Calvin "...Bernard!" Bernard
"Hey, Beavis - she's thinking about our weiners." - Butt-Head
"Hey, Beverly! Ever played doctor with a Q?" - Q
"Hey, Buddy....Can you spare a tagline?"
"Hey, Bungalo Bill, what did you kill, Bungalo Bill..." - Beatles
"Hey, Butt-Head, I think I understood something he said!" - Beavis
"Hey, Carlos... Lend me your ear!"-Freddy Krueger
"Hey, Colonel. How come our side never thought of rock ships?"-Rollins
"Hey, Cthulhu!"
"Hey, Danny, watch me cross a continent for a babe!" "AGAIN?"
"Hey, Darwin! Bite me!" -- God
"Hey, Data, how ya doin'?" <SLAP> <CLICK> <PLOP> "Aww, dammit..."
"Hey, Doc -- I'm dying out here!" -- O'Brien
"Hey, Eric... it's okay. It ain't your fault, boy." - Crow
"Hey, Fifties day is NEXT Wednesday." - Simpsons
"Hey, Flanders, I got us some kick ass seats!" - Homer in church
"Hey, Frank, can I borrow your keys?" "Sure!" "Thanks!"
"Hey, GIRLS!!!"
"Hey, I brought a rubber! Can I get my third degree now?
"Hey, I didn't know it was Big Duck Night!"
"Hey, I didn't write this stuff!" --Bubsy
"Hey, I don't write 'em, I just say 'em." - Yakko
"Hey, I got my Grammy; I can let my hair down." --George Carlin
"Hey, I never did know when to butt out. We're with you captain."
"Hey, I never did know when to butt out." - Ivanova
"Hey, I never flee from danger!" "You can be macho later, Jim!"
"Hey, I though there were only three bedrooms in this house...."
"Hey, I'm better than I thought I was!" -- Sue Grainger
"Hey, I'm married and sell women's shoes....I feel NO pain" -Al Bundy
"Hey, I'm sure you have a cute smartass."
"Hey, It's me! I'm Sam! Sam Bec--"
"Hey, Jon, what's new?" "My life stinks." "I said, what's *new*?"
"Hey, Kel - hasn't this apple thing been done to death?" "Not yet."
"Hey, Laserlips! Your mama was a snowblower!" - Johnny 5
"Hey, Lowell, need a lozange?" - Sheriff Buck
"Hey, Lucille, your date's here." MacLeod
"Hey, Luke... may the Force be with you." - Han Solo
"Hey, Lurch, put Sammy down; he came with me!" - Joey Gaynor
"Hey, Luther, you got a hole in your boat!"
"Hey, Melon Head! Get off my foot!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Hey, Michael! Over here!" Ivanova
"Hey, Mister! Pull a rabbit out of your pants!"
"Hey, Mom! Look what I can do!" - Wesley
"Hey, Mom, can I use the phone?" "NO, Don't^$#%^ NO CARRIER
"Hey, Mr. Goodwrench! You forgot your car battery!" -- Crow
"Hey, Nausicaa! Watch me pull an Ohmu outta my hat!" "Again??"
"Hey, Noah! How long can you tread water?" - God
"Hey, Odo? Got anymore of that Jello in the fridge? Odo? Odo?"
"Hey, Piller, watch me pull a plotline out of my hat!" "Again, Rick?"
"Hey, Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!" --Timon
"Hey, Pumbaa, not in front of the kids!" "Oh...sorry."
"Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a SysOp outta my hat!"
"Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull an Elder God out of a hat!"
"Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a Tagline out of my hat!"
"Hey, Rush...hit that Chainsaw Sound Effect...it's Timber Update Time!"
"Hey, Skoie. That's some outfit. It makes you look like a homosexual."
"Hey, Spence, let's trip out..."-Freddy Krueger
"Hey, Thing, slap me five, baby." - Joey Gaynor, "Addams Family"
"Hey, Trixie, what's your earliest memory?" "Umm... I don't remember!"
"Hey, Vern! Knowhutimean?" Tom said earnestly.
"Hey, Vern! What's this wahr do?" ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP! "Oh." 8-O
"Hey, Worf! I hooked Data up to a Modem... wanna see?"
"Hey, all's fair in love and comedy!" -- Yakko Warner
"Hey, alright! We're headhunting again!" -- Mike Nelson
"Hey, babe, what's your sine?" Stephen Hawkins
"Hey, baby, wanna change alignment?"
"Hey, baby, what's your sign?" "Do not enter."
"Hey, baby, what's your sign?" "Stop."
"Hey, boy. What you doin' in my mama's car?" Faye Dunaway
"Hey, buddy. Wanna buy the letter O?"
"Hey, can I get something to drink?" Socrates
"Hey, castration is reversible," Tom remembered.
"Hey, come back here! I'm not done killing you yet!" -- War Monger
"Hey, cool! I'm dead!" Bart Simpson
"Hey, cool. I think I live in your little world too!"
"Hey, dad, remember our car?" -- Calvin
"Hey, does it sound good out there?" <cheers> "I know!" -J.Hetfield
"Hey, don't ask me, I'm just an Anthropomorphic Personification..."
"Hey, don't laugh! It's paid for!" -- Joel Robinson
"Hey, don't worry. Here, have a french fry." -- Riggs
"Hey, feel this.. kinda gooshy huh?" "Dead cats feel that way."
"Hey, folks! It's Ricky from the rest home!" -- Bert Schnickt
"Hey, get off our backs, okay?" - Terrible Tues
"Hey, gimme some of that! I invented J.D.!" -- Joel Robinson
"Hey, give me a rope and an alibi, and she's outta here."
"Hey, guys, can we do something with my body before we go?"
"Hey, guys, do that watch thing again."
"Hey, gypsy woman, role your dice for me" -Coverdale/Page
"Hey, hey what can I do?" -Zeppelin
"Hey, if you die - can I have your hat?" - Iago
"Hey, is that Barry Manilow?" - Yakko Warner
"Hey, is this Waterdeep?"
"Hey, is this your rubber vomit?" "What rubber vomit?" "Ack!"
"Hey, it's me!" - Han Solo
"Hey, it's my turn to be the judge asswipe!" huh huh huh
"Hey, it's only a six-minute cartoon!" - Yakko Warner
"Hey, jerkface! You have the face of a jerk!" -- Bart to Jimbo
"Hey, just be grateful we're still alive!" - Calvin
"Hey, kids! D'ya love the 'rock and roll'?!!" -Dave Letterman
"Hey, kids, rock and roll...nobody tells to where to go..."
"Hey, kids, where are you...nobody tells you what to do..."
"Hey, let me show you around." Farmer's Daughter
"Hey, like, sailing is really far out, man," said Tom hypnotically.
"Hey, little babies are innocent and they're born naked as well..."
"Hey, look at that, a lesbian sighting." (George)
"Hey, look! It works! OK, rug, warp factor five!" - Calvin
"Hey, look! They're dead. Move it along!" -- Mike Nelson
"Hey, look! It's big fat Scotty from Star Trek!!"--Yakko
"Hey, look! They're dead. Move it along!" Mike Nelson
"Hey, look, they're steamcleaning the horses!" -- Gypsy
"Hey, man, don't bad-mouth the head." - Bart Simpson
"Hey, nice toupee!" is never a compliment.
"Hey, now wait a minute...." - M. Nesmith, HEAD
"Hey, pal, no touching the management!" Lurch
"Hey, pretty soon you'll join us Elite Morons.... :)"
"Hey, silly cricket, how about dancing with me?" Shanda
"Hey, stay coo."
"Hey, steady girl. What's the matter? You smell something?" - Luke
"Hey, stop playing that Rockford music! I'm Mitchell!"
"Hey, thanks a lot! Now we have to buy a new train set!" - Yakko Warner
"Hey, that was quick! Thanks! :)" - Dire Wolf
"Hey, that's great." T'Jon
"Hey, that's no fair; the building guy lived."
"Hey, they're flying over a pot roast! And it looks delicious!"
"Hey, this -is- fun!" -- Tasslehoff Burrfoot
"Hey, this -is- fun!" Tas said, hurling the chain mail at Caramon.
"Hey, this gagh is dead!" - Dex "Is not! It's just sleeping!" - Anna
"Hey, this isn't a dance hall, sport." -- The Manager
"Hey, this isn't my tagline! Who put this here?"
"Hey, wanna watch me pretend to throw up?" - Wakko
"Hey, watch it, meatball head!" - Darien
"Hey, what happened to the ridge on my forehead?" asked Worf, crestfalle
"Hey, what's goin' on here?......HEY! WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?" - Timon
"Hey, what's that smell?" <all look at feet> - Earl's new cologne
"Hey, what's that you got on your face?" - Ash
"Hey, what's that? It my shadow!" * Cat
"Hey, what's this button d<BOOM!>" Wesley Crusher.
"Hey, what's wrong with Hell? It won't be THAT bad a place."
"Hey, when did I become the bad guy?" - Dragonrider
"Hey, you bastard! What's this? Nice tagline.." - Andre V
"Hey, you berk! If the gods really cared do you think you'd be here?"
"Hey, you got change for an eight-year old?" -- Joel Robinson
"Hey, you guys! Get back here!" -- Mike Nelson
"Hey, you know, I think I could learn to like tribbles." Kirk
"Hey, you look pretty cool today!" "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself!
"Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect?
"Hey, you! Cross your feet, we only got three nails!"
"Hey, you're not my dad! You're Hitler!"
"Hey, you're on my foot!" said Tom standoffishly.
"Hey. Don't pick up that pho+>+Abe+++f NO CARRIER."
"Hey. You forgot the Power Glove!!!"-Freddy Krueger
"Hey. You never bother me." Janeway
"Hey." - FM "What?" - DS "I think you drooled on me." - FM
"Hey... Cherry... Are *you* in the physics club?" -- John Bender
"Hey... it's a kind of magic." - Connor MacLeod
"Hey... it's me!" - Han Solo
"Hey... that's catchy." -- The Shadow
"Hey... uh... tell us about the Rat Pack again!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Hey... you got change for an eight-year old?" -- Joel Robinson
"Hey...Chuft-Captain! What sthondhat was your sister?"
"Hey...it's the best we could do on such short notice." - Yakko
"Hey...who's been editing this message? :)"
"HeyWhere's everyone running off to?"
"Heyapplying make-up in the car takes TIME!"
"Heyit's a kind of magic." - Connor MacLeod
"Heyuhtell us about the Rat Pack again!" Crow T. Robot
"Hhhhmmmmmmmmnnnnnnn!...." -- Charly
"Hhmmpp! Chemical monster. Put him *down*, Eric." - Crow
"Hi Bill, it's Al!....Al Gore....you know, your vice-president?..."
"Hi Bob," said the phone-in psychic to Steve, who hung up
"Hi Cujo... nice dog, nice boy, nice doggy..." -- Gary Pervier
"Hi Doc. Just wanted to say happy birthday." - Garibaldi
"Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's Hand Grenades I throw!"
"Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's Nitro-9 we throw!" - Ace & 7 dwarves
"Hi Ho, Silver, Awaaaaay (ouch!..eech!..oooch!..ouch!..eech!..oooch!
"Hi Honey, I'm smooth!"
"Hi I'm Lolita, and this here's Tanka Rae...."
"Hi Mom! I've joined the Neo-Druid Dead Puppy Cult!"
"Hi Mom!"
"Hi Mrs. Cleaver. How's the beaver?" -E. Haskell
"Hi Rex! I'm Barney! Will you be my **CHOMP**"
"Hi Rex! I'm Barney! Will you be my fr<*CHOMP*> <*GULP*> <*BURP!*>
"Hi Rex! I'm Barney! Would you be my...." **CHOMP**
"Hi Rex! I'm Barney! Will you be my **CHOMP**"
"Hi Rex! I'm Barney! Will you be my fr<*CHOMP*> <*GULP*> <*BURP!*>
"Hi Rex! I'm Barney! Will you be my fr<*CHOMP*> <*GULP*> <*BURP!*>
"Hi Rex! I'm Barney! Will you be my..." **CHOMP**
"Hi alice. Wanna make babys?"-Dan
"Hi everybody. Your local Mike Nelson here..." -- Mike Nelson
"Hi ho, Kermit the Doctor here" the ultimate bad regeneration
"Hi kid. Miss me?" - Aahz
"Hi there, I'm Borg McClure. You might have seen me in such films as, "Assimilation is Easy", "Let's Get Irrelevant" or
"Hi there, green and scaly!" - Massha
"Hi there. Any of you guys know the way to Thrace?" Diolus
"Hi! I'm Brad Majors, and this is my fiance, Janet Weiss."
"Hi! I'm Shelly! Rub my belly!" -- Tom Servo
"Hi! I'm Tonya Harding, and I use 'The Club'..."
"Hi! I'm actor Troy McClure!" - actor Troy McClure
"Hi! I'm running for porn queen!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Hi! I'm the Cat!" "Hi. I'm the genetic mutant."
"Hi! I'm the giant leech!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Hi! I'm the psycho!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Hi! This is the world. I'm not in right now..." -- Crow
"Hi! Didja miss me?"-Freddy Krueger
"Hi! I'm Shelly! Rub my belly!" Tom Servo
"Hi! I'm running for porn queen!" Crow T. Robot
"Hi! I'm the giant leech! See you later!"
"Hi! I'm the giant leech!" Crow T. Robot
"Hi! I'm the psycho!" Crow T. Robot
"Hi! This is the world. I'm not in right now" -- Crow
"Hi!! I'm Barney! Will you be my **CHOMP**
"Hi!" "No, we're not!" --Terok Nor Greeting.
"Hi", they shouted in unison, "We're non-conformists"!!
"Hi, Al." -- Tibby
"Hi, Data." La Forge
"Hi, I'm Bar..." *BLAM!* Hasta la vista, Barney!
"Hi, I'm Barney, and I want everyone to know that @FN@ lo
"Hi, I'm Barney, and I want everyone to know that He loves me!"
"Hi, I'm Barney..." <BLAM!> Not any more
"Hi, I'm Barney..." <BLAM!> Now you're extinct.
"Hi, I'm Jake. I'll be your guard..." -- Mike Nelson
"Hi, I'm Peter Allen Fields, here on special orders from Starfleet."
"Hi, I'm Plenty" - Plenty O'Toole * "But of course you are" - 007
"Hi, I'm Rhia, and I'm a fontaholic."
"Hi, I'm Satan! Remember me?" -- Joel Robinson
"Hi, I'm Wormy! I've got webbed armpits and an extra big toe."
"Hi, I'm a sammaritan. Can I do anything for you?" -- Tom Servo
"Hi, I'm a tagline virus. Please copy me!"
"Hi, I'm from the Government. I'm here to help you."
"Hi, Laverne," Tom said surely.
"Hi, Mr. President, I'm Mr. Truth. No, we haven't met."
"Hi, VoleHunter!" "No, I'm not!" --Terok Nor Code-phrase
"Hi, everybody!" "Hi, Doctor Nick!"
"Hi, ho! Kermit the Borg here, with an assimilation news flash!"
"Hi, it's me, your big accomplishment in life" "I'm depressed" - Calvin
"Hi, my Goldfish looks just like yours!"
"Hi, we're from the IRS and we're here to help you."
"Hi, welcome to Jazz Night. This week we have a really grrrrreeaaat
"Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw..."
"Hi-ho, it's Kermit the Borg here. Sesame Street will be assimilated."
"Hi-keeba!" - Women of the Prehistoric Planet
"Hi. I'm Wastey, the national spokesman for sweat." -- Tom Servo
"Hi. I'm not in this..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Hi. My name is Beast and I'm a chocoholic..."
"Hi. Ya' dead yet?" -- Tom Servo
"Hi. I'm Hillary. Welcome to your worst nightmare."
"Hi. I'm Wastey, the national spokesman for sweat." Tom Servo
"Hi. I'm a baby dwagon." "I'm a baby boid. Wanna sing wid me?" "WOOOSHH"
"Hi. I'm not in this" -- Crow T. Robot
"Hi. I'm still in the movie..." Mike Nelson
"Hi. Name? Job? Medical? Fertile? Ideals?" - Ocampa Foreplay
"Hi. This is Stuart Smalley of Borg. I wish to assimilate you, and that's... Okay
"Hi. Welcome to the snake pit"-Phillip
"Hi. Ya' dead yet?" Tom Servo
"Hi." - Phoenix "H-Hi, yourself." - Cyclops
"Hi... I'm Candy." "Of course you are."
"Hiddely ho, good neighbor! What can I doodedly-do ya for?"
"Hiddley Ho!" "Get lost, Flanders." "Byedly-bye!"
"Hiddley Ho!" "Get lost, Flanders." "Okely-dokely!"
"Hiddley Ho, neighbor!" "Get lost, Flanders." "Okkely-dokkely!"
"Hide behind that nun!" Crow T. Robot
"Hide from your little brother's gun" -Pink Floyd
"Hide the women and liquor!! The hottentots are running amok!"
"Hide your prostitutes!" Crow T. Robot
"Hide!" ... "HIDE?!?"
"Hideley Hey!" "Get lost, Flanders." "Toodeley-doo!"
"Hideley Ho!" "Get lost, Flanders." "Okely-dokely!"
"Hideley Ho, neighbour!" "Go away Flanders." "Okeley-Dokeley!"
"Hididdlelee hey!" "Go home!" "Toodlelee doo!"
"Hiding the evidence!" Tom Servo
"Higgledy-Piggledy" means "A real mess" - Binkley
"High energy prop comic, Carrot Top, is also packed in ice!"
"High explosives and school don't mix." - Bart Simpson.
"High explosives and school don't mix." - Bart's Board
"High explosives will solve almost anything."
"High explosives will solve almost anything." - Wolfgar
"High five!" *SLAP* "Self high five!" *SLAP*
"High tech circuitry is no replacment for guts."
"High tech circuitry is no replacment for guts." -- Ironhide
"High tech my butt! I still have rotary phones!"
"High tech my butt! They still have rotary phones!" -- Joel
"Highlander IV: The Abduction"
"Highly derrivative?" It's plagerized, you nit!
"Highway Travel" - By Dusty Rhodes
"Hihi" scheuste das Grinsal, zhnte die Fletsche, und astete von Hpf zu Hpf
"Hiho, it's Kermit the Borg here. Sesame Street will be assimilated."
"HiieeeYA!" Miss Piggy
"Hikaru Sulu is your father?" - Kirk
"Hikaru, you've done it this time!" -Major Fokker
"Hilarious! I love it!" - Martin Vincent.
"Hillary, can I play President today?"
"Hillary, where's my college yearbook, I need more staff"
"Hindsight on the backside, bros." - Throttle
"Hint: Never use explosive EB's in a museum." -- Silver Phantom
"Hire Kenny G to play in the elevator." - Krusty the Klown
"Hiring nuclear temps was NOT a good idea." Crow T. Robot
"His Christianity was muscular." -- Disraeli
"His Girl Thursday" - By Herman Friday
"His Majesty signed with his own rubber stamp" -Floyd
"His act warrents death." Spock-2 re Chekov-2
"His bioelectric patterns are in a state of temporal flux." - Data
"His blood has frozen and curdled with fright" -Floyd
"His blood is turning into a liquid polymer." Crusher
"His brain is gone!" - McCoy, 'Spock's Brain'
"His brain is missing?" - Kirk, 'Spock's Brain'
"His brain was doin' wheelies and his blood was 3:2 beer."
"His chin must hurt..." Tom Servo
"His crime: stealing taglines. Book him, Dan-O. Grand theft, motto."
"His death is irrelevant, Jim." - McCoy of Borg
"His dream is driving me insane....." -Pink Floyd
"His ears are still ticking..." Tom Servo
"His eyes were frozen." Franklin
"His face never really came together." Crow T. Robot
"His face springs into action!" Tom Servo
"His face was suddenly a window made of pale clear glass." - The Stand
"His family are all baboons!" Crow T. Robot
"His father helped me get into the Academy." Kirk on Mallory
"His father is trying to cure him with some Vulcan mind meld"
"His father was a mudder... His MOTHER was a mudder."
"His feet are the wrong size for his shoes." -Hig Hurgenflurst.
"His fly's undone"-Scully "You insinuating something?"-Mulder (3x22)
"His grandfather on his mothers side was a balding zombie." Crow
"His hair doesn't look combed, it looks paved." Crow T. Robot
"His hair is bouncin' and behavin'." Crow T. Robot
"His hair looks so natural." Crow T. Robot
"His head smashed in and his heart cut out ..."
"His head's been ripped off. I'll get you another."
"His heart has not been valiant enough..." - Thrakhath about Blair
"His heart runs away with his head." -Colman
"His helmet is ribbed for her pleasure." Mike Nelson
"His home was America, and his ways were secret ways." - The Stand
"His idea of fun is folding sheets!" * Rimmer
"His last words were: Huzzah!" -- MST3K
"His letterhead. His *crayola* letterhead..." -- Tom Servo
"His looks do menace heaven and dare the Gods." -- Marlowe
"His lungs have been removed." Doctor
"His lust is so sincere." -- Janet Weiss
"His madness was not of the head, but heart." -Byron
"His metabolic processes are now history!"
"His mind is like a steel trap -- full of mice" -- Foghorn Leghorn
"His mind. He isa very dynamic individual." Spock
"His name is Jaws, he kills people" - 007 (Roger Moore - Moonraker)
"His name is Mephisto, can we keep him?" -- MST3K
"His name is Rimmer. Or Smeghead. Or Molecule-mind. Or" * Lister
"His name is Worf."--Crusher "Wharf? Like where ships go?"--Picard
"His name is Zimmerman. He looks a lot like me, actually." Doctor
"His name was Adam." Spock
"His name's Shus..na...something-or-other." Garibaldi
"His names Forrest." Jenny
"His opposite is a Dog, not a Cat." * Lister
"His overconfidence will be the death of him." - Kor
"His own blood cells were killing him." EMHP
"His pattern indicates 2-dimensional thinking." - Spock
"His pores get plugged and go untreated and... he dies." -- Crow
"His pulse never rose above 80, even while he ate her tongue."
"His record IS impressive." - Ivanova
"His reputation preceded him before he got here." Don Mattingly
"His reserve, a quiet defense. Riding out the day's even
"His speech follows no logical pattern." Spock on Gill
"His super power is to turn into a scotch terrier."
"His time of transfiguration was at hand." - The Stand
"His upcoming piece on zero gravity girdles..." Tom Servo
"His warring has not been skillful enough..." - Thrakhath about Blair
"His weapon could be lethal." - Data
"His word is dirt." (Arkansas columnist M. Oakley)
"History has made its judgement." Kirk
"History has to fulfill itself." - Guinan
"History is *what* happened." - Rush Limbaugh
"History is a better guide than good intentions." - Jean Kirkpatrick
"History is a distillation of rumour." -- Carlyle
"History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake."
"History is an agreed-upon set of lies." -- Napolean Bonaparte
"History is but a tableau of crimes and misfortunes."--Voltaire
"History is philosophy from examples." -- Dionysius
"History is written by the survivors"
"History isn't a single road, but a multitude of them." -- Horace
"History may be the only justice you'll ever know."--Scully to Nazi
"History never repeats itself. You'd think we'd remember this."
"History tends to exaggerate." -Colonel Green
"History will remember the name...Enterprise!"
"History's *first* really awkward moment." Crow T. Robot
"Hit Below the Belt" - by Lord Howitt Hertz
"Hit him again, I saw his foot move." - L.A COP
"Hit him. That's what HE'd do!" O'Brien-2
"Hit it till it stands no taller than dust."-Bonecrusher,Constructicon
"Hit it!" - The Mask
"Hit me again, I love it!" - Saddam Hussein
"Hit me with your best shot ... c'mon and hit me with your best shot"
"Hit me." <smack> "Where is Blofeld?" - 007 (D.A.F.)
"Hit me." <smack> "Where is Blofeld?" - 007 (Diamonds Are Forever)
"Hit my smoke! You're cleared hot!" - Typical FAC
"Hit the Demon! Hit the Demon!" -- Vindicator
"Hit" and "scrotum" are two words that don't go well together.
"Hitler has missed the bus." -- Chamberlain
"Hiya, Data!" <SLAP> <CLICK> <PLOP> "Still got an off switch, I see!"
"Hiya, Jimmy-Boy!!" McCoy
"Hm, let me think." - Pinky "Don't hurt yourself, Pinky." - Brain
"Hm, unconscious, exactly as I planned."-Ace Ventura
"Hm. I understand. I am also fond of you, Commander." Data
"Hmm . . . How *did* they finally kill 'Frosty'?" - Hobbes
"Hmm, lemme see, Dragon Handbook Red" <SCORCH>
"Hmm, let me think." - Pinky "Don't hurt yourself, Pinky." - Brain
"Hmm, that looks like my tagline..." - Andre Viens
"Hmm," said Lythande. "I wonder what @N@'s Secret is."
"Hmm. Must be a king." "How can you tell?" "He doesn't have
"Hmm. Single syllables! A formidable opponent." The Tick
"Hmm.. Alyx.. you need to get out more. ;)" - Dire Wolf
"Hmm... How *did* they finally kill 'Frosty'?" - Hobbes
"Hmm... nice! Wonder what they pay for rent?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Hmm...now what did I do with that dern bomb?"
"HmmHow *did* they finally kill 'Frosty'?" - Hobbes
"HmmI usually roll over and go to sleep...:)"
"Hmmdrinking isn't herediary, is it? Can't be..."
"Hmmm, the Force is strong in this one"
"Hmmm. Interesting." * Kryten
"Hmmm. Impressive title..." -Neelix to Janeway
"Hmmm. Our ghost has materialized." Spock on Klingon battlecruiser
"Hmmm... How *did* they finally kill 'Frosty'?" - Hobbes
"Hmmm... I think there's something unreasonable in your reasoning." - DW
"Hmmm... one bullet left. Think I can get them to line up?"
"Hmmm...must be a king." "How can you tell?" "He doesn't have......"
"Hmmm? VooDoo!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Hmmmmm... take you to him I will." -- Yoda
"Hmmmmph. Chris is my Bestest EchoBuddy. Dex can deal."
"Hmmmone bullet left. Think I can get them to line up?"
"Hmmnice! Wonder what they pay for rent?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Hmph! Seriousness! Sobriety! A Jedi craves not these!"
"Hmph," said Odo, annoyed that the newcomer was hogging the FX budget.
"Hnngh!" --Lurch
"Ho Ho Ho. YES!" -- Ed Mcmahon
"Ho ho."--Quark
"Ho! Ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Thrust!"<BOING!!>-D.DUCK
"Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust! *<BOINGG!>*"
"Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!" <THWWWWWP!>
"Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!" *<BOINNGGG!>*
"Ho, ho, ho, little boy!" "Ah, so's your mother."
"Hobbe's did it , @fn@!"
"Hobbe's did it , Andy!"
"Hobbes did it, Mom! Honest!" -- Calvin
"Hobbes did it, Mom!" - - Calvin
"Hobbes was fond of his gram."
"Hobbes, we're dealing with a PRO!!" - Calvin
"Hockey player on ice have big stick"
"Hocus Pocus" -- Focus
"Hokey Pokey, it doesn't mean A THING!!???!?!?" Londo to Delenn
"Hokey Smoke, Bullwinkle!" -Rocket J. Squirrel
"Hola" Adam, from Sunny Tucson, Arizona!
"Hold 'em by the nose, and kick 'em in the Aardvark!" -Gen Patton
"Hold VERY STILL Counselor..." -Data, STTNG
"Hold him still." Doctor
"Hold it right there! Are we having a touching moment?" - Earl
"Hold it right there, Mr. Seven." Kirk
"Hold it right there, Naughty-spawn!" - The Tick
"Hold it! What in the Wide World of Sports is agoin' on?"
"Hold it. What are you reading?" - Crusher
"Hold me closer, Ed!" - The Mask
"Hold me watch while I trash 'em with my bare hands." - Bugs to Rocky
"Hold on John, I think there's something good on....." - Floyd
"Hold on Sugar, Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!" The Mask
"Hold on or you'll die!" The Shadow
"Hold on there pardner! We got sauce! Barbecue sauce!" -- Mike
"Hold on to your lugnuts, it's time for an overhaul!" -- The Mask
"Hold on to your lugnuts, it's...TIME FOR AN OVERHAUL!" - S. Ipkiss
"Hold on to your lugnuts. It's time for an overhaul!" The Mask
"Hold on, I'm having a montage!" Mike Nelson
"Hold on, sugar...Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!" - S. Ipkiss
"Hold on." Kira
"Hold on... I'll be right back" -- Richie
"Hold position here. They could be in for a rough ride." - Dax
"Hold the door, please." - Rimfire
"Hold your bloomers!" -- Klinger
"Hold your fire" -RUSH
"Hold your fire, Mr. Chekov." Kirk
"Hold your friends close, and your enemy closer."
"Hold your head like that and go WWWWHHHHAAAAA!!"
"Hole In The Bed" - By Mr. Completely
"Hole drilled in ladies room wall; police looking into it"
"Hole in the Bed" by Mr. Completely
"Hole in the Bed" by I Missed Her Completely
"Holey shit! What is it?"-Doctor
"Hollowpoints: When you care enough to send the very best."
"Holly came from Miami F L A..."
"Holly! You're a genius!" * Lister
"Holly's sensed a non-human life form" "It's Rimmer!"
"Holly's sensed a non-human lifeform"-Hollister..."It's Rimmer!"-Lister
"Holly, did Rimmer ever work in Garbage Disposal?" * Lister
"Holly, plot a course for Fiji." * Lister
"Holly, what the smeg is going on?!?"--Rimmer
"Holly, why do we have you running things?" * Rimmer
"Holly, you jumped-up Fil-o-fax! --Rimmer
"Hollywood Gossip" - By Phyllis Zinn
"Hollywood waits at the end of the rainbow"
"Holodeck computer, end Bush Administration program."
"Holodeck computer, end Clinton Administration program."
"Holodeck? Is that the thing where you play games?" - Yakko
"Holographic lungs?!" Paris
"Holographic lungs?" Neelix
"Holy Not-taking-your-medication, Batman!"
"Holy Toledo!!!" <Dr. Akita>
"Holy Toledo!" - Larry
"Holy Toledo, Batman!" - Robin
"Holy Wood dreams."
"Holy batshit, Fatman! I mean..." - Robin
"Holy buckets! It's working!" -- Tom Servo
"Holy cow! That's a big family!" -- Mike Nelson
"Holy gee, mister, but you took a tumbledidn't you just?"
"Holy ground, Highlander!" - The Kurgan
"Holy hard disks, Batman !" said Robin.
"Holy jumpin'!" Garibaldi
"Holy razorblades, Batman! That was a close shave!" Robin
"Holy rusted metal, Batman!" -- Robin
"Holy shit!" - Tim
"Holy shit, how much more??" - Gennaro
"Holy smoke!" The monk said watching the church burn
"Holy smoke!", said the monk, watching the church burn
"Holy testicle Tuesday!!!"-Ace Ventura
"Holy water is rusting me." -- Soundgarden
"Holy water on the brain, and I'm loosing sleep"
"Holy..." - Sinclair
"HolySmoke: We'll torch fundies of any stripe." -- Marty Liepzig
"Holywater clouds my thinking, sinking low now, keep on drinking..."
"Homage? You're drunk! It's disgusting!"
"Home Alone 3: Lost In FidoNet." Starring @N@.
"Home Alone 3: Lost In FidoNet." Starring Gary Caplan.
"Home Alone 3: Lost In FidoNet." Starring Myra I Fox..
"Home Shopping Club. May I help you?" "I'm just looking."
"Home again. Home again. Jiggity jig." -- Crow T. Robot
"Home is Home. It's where we belong." Janeway
"Home is where the head is" -- Xavier St. Cloud
"Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum." Quark
"Home is where you don't have to explain yourself." -- Logan
"Home is where your rump rests."
"Home is where your rump rests." - Pumbaa
"Home of the Whopper!" new line of Underwear
"Home" is where the computer is plugged in!
"Home" is where the computer's at!
"Home, Sweet Home" - by A. Bachelor
"Home, Sweet Home" must surely have been written by a bachelor.
"Home, Sweet Home" must surely have been written by a bachelor. -- Samuel Butler
"Home. Home is where you wear-a you hat." <John Worfin>
"Home...is where it fought a starship once before." Kirk
"Homemaker. Must be some sort of construction." - Data
"Homer Simpson, report for Much Worse Duty." -- Smithers
"Homer Simpson, sir. One of your stiffs in sector 7-G." - Smithers
"Homework is bad for my self-esteem." - Calvin
"Honest honey. I never even noticed her tits."
"Honest ociffer, there's no blood in my alcohol content..."
"Honest to goodness *real*, not toy, hellicopter!" Mike Nelson
"Honest, Officer! Barney was on fire when I got here!"
"Honestly, Dax, I was just looking at your combadge!"
"Honestly, Dot, I was just looking at your hairbow!"
"Honestly, I was just trying to help the pig over the fence".
"Honestly, Kira, I was just looking at your combadge!"
"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense"
"Honey! I'm home!" - Data
"Honey! Did you miss me today?".."With every shot!"
"Honey, I was hoping to avoid a slow lingering death if possible."
"Honey, I'm home!" - Brain
"Honey, This is..." TO BE CONTINUED...see next tagline.
"Honey, men...I have something awesome to reveal to you."
"Honey, pass the waffle syrup! That Clinton guy is on TV again!"
"Honey, put on that see-through thing," said Tom negligently.
"Honey, the preacher's sick*&!^!^&% NO MARRIER
"Honey, what does 'Formatting Drive C' mean?"
"Honey, you got *real* ugly!!" -- Ash
"Honey-do work never killed anyone, but why chance it???"
"Honey? What does Formatting C: mean?!?"
"Honey?" is that what you call this bee barf?
"Honk if you love Eegah!" Crow T. Robot
"Honor Tamale and thy Papaya."
"Honor those the dragons heed, in thought and favor, word and deed."
"Honor would be better served if I were your mate." -- Worf
"Honor" is more than just a word in the Scout oath.
"Honorable surrender is impossible for those without honor."
"Honorable, honest human beings? What a revolting thought! :)"
"Honour is a luxury for aristocrats..." -- Chesterson
"Hoo-Mans" Are just simulations in our holodeck!
"Hooey? As in hogwash, malarchy, jive...?" Data
"Hooked on Holographic Lungs, worked for me!!" - Neelix
"Hooked on Psionics worked for me!" - Talia Winters
"Hookin' up words and makin' them run right."
"Hookin' up words and phrases and clauses."
"Hoooo. What a rush"-Freddy Krueger
"Hoopla, Burt! So nice to *see* you this morning..."
"Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake..." . "The Penis Song"
"Hooray, I'm Back!" - Magic Mike
"Hop in the time machine, Hobbes!" - Calvin
"Hope I can get this tune outta my head..." --Tom Servo
"Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper." - Francis Bacon
"Hope it's not the Three Amigos..." TV's Frank
"Hope nobody pushes that guy's flush button..." Tom Servo
"Hope springs eternal in the human breast." Pope
"Hope thou in God." Psalms 42:5
"Hope you accept bread into your life." Mike Nelson
"Hope you know what you're doing." -- Sam Beckett
"Hope you like sitting alone in dark rooms..." Tom Servo
"Hope... I always thought that was a human failing, Spock."
"Hopefully by yourself for a change." Q
"Horny, hiney, honey!" Joel Robinson
"Horribly stuffed with epithets of war." - Shakespeare
"Horribly stuffed with taglines of war." -- Tagspeare
"Horrid mischief would ensue were half the world deprived arms."-Paine
"Hors de combat": the girls are fighting again
"Horses can't fly!" "Horse feathers..."
"Horus leaps up thrice armed from the womb of his mother."
"Hot as Vulcan. Now I understand what that means!" McCoy
"Hot dog! A worthy adversary!" The Tick
"Hot dog! I have a date with death!" -- Joel Robinson
"Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum."
"Hot entrance." - Dr. Chase Meridian
"Hot patootie - bless my soul! I really love that rock 'n roll!" Eddie
"Hot patootie, bless my soul!" -- Eddie
"Hot patootie, bless my soul.... I really love that rock & Roll"
"Hot, steamy hardware intrigue!" Mike Nelson
"Hot. Hot, plain tomato soup." Paris
"Hot. Plain. Tomato. Soup."--Tom Paris
"House Construction" - By Bill Jerome Holme
"House Plants" - By Clay Potts
"House in order, AaaaieeeAaaaaaieIiiiiiiiiiiIyyyyy...."
"House rules. I'm very sorry. Have a nice day."--Quark
"House the Scope!" "Jes' fine, sir."
"House without toilet is uncanny"
"Housewife vigilante!" Tom Servo
"Housework, done properly, can kill you".-Erma Bombeck
"Houston, Tranquillity Base here. The Eagle has landed." -- Neil Armstrong
"Houston, We have a problem!!"
"Houston, we have a negative on that orbit trajectory." - Calvin
"Houston, we no longer have a problem. - - - - - - - Houston Control?
"Houston... Tranquility Base here... the Eagle has landed."
"Houston...You have a problem." - General Santa Ana
"How 'bout I shatter the known laws of physics?" Dr. Forrester
"How 'bout a big Dating Game kiss? *SMOOCH*" Tom Servo
"How 'bout a big hug?" -- Q
"How 'bout a dog turd and tonic?"
"How 'bout a kiss, Anti-Claus?" - Catwoman
"How 'bout a little*bunny* heat!" - Babs Bunny
"How 'bout a muffin?" * Talkie Toaster
"How 'bout a toss in the hay?" asked Tom loftily.
"How 'bout prostitution? Drugs?" -- Mike Nelson
"How 'bout that Chakotay?"--Danny "Yes, please."--MaryD
"How 'bout that one: The Grunge That Stole Christmas?" - Butt-Head
"How *fascinating*."--Odo
"How *perceptive* of you." --Garak
"How DARE he make love to me and not be a married man!" Ingrid Bergman
"How DOOO you do.... that thing with your mouth?" - Yakko
"How DOOO you do?" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"How DOOOOOO you do.... that thing with your lip?" - Yakko
"How DOOOOOO you do?" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?"
"How I Won The Marathon" - by Randy Hoelway
"How I love my torsos!" Joel Robinson
"How I mentioned lately how much I appreciate you, Lennier?" - Delenn
"How I wish, how I wish you were here" -Pink Floyd
"How I've been dreading this." Odo
"How Radio Works" - by Anne Tenna
"How To Get Rich Quick" - By Robin Banks, Jack Potts,
"How To Make Honey" - By B. A. Beaman
"How To Repair Your VCR." - Title of a how-to video tape
"How To Sing" - By Carrie O. Key
"How To Talk Good" - By I. I. Stutter
"How To Tune Up Your Auto" - by Carl Humm.
"How We Got to Bethlehem" - by Don Keys
"How about '101 Ways To Start A Fight'?"
"How about 'A Sale Of Two Tittys'?"
"How about 'Biggles Combs His Hair'?"
"How about *that* Mr. Fung?" -- Sheck
"How about *them* apples?" - M. Nesmith, HEAD
"How about Cargo Bay 2?" Kim
"How about Chinese tonight, Seymour?" - Audrey II
"How about I buy you a drink?" - Dodger
"How about Mr. E? Is he really blind?" -- Timothy Hunter
"How about `Tori'?" --K'vin "What spelling?" --Gen "Exactly!" --SN
"How about a bit of warming up?" -- White Flame
"How about a box of dehydrated chocolates?" -- Hawkeye
"How about a kiss? *MMMMMWAH*!" - Wakko
"How about a latinum plated bucket to sleep in?" -- Quark
"How about a little fire, Scarecrow?" Crow T. Robot
"How about a little light, Margaret?" -- Trapper
"How about a little sugar for the Happy Chef?"
"How about a little sugar for the Todd Monster?" Joel Robinson
"How about a nice Hawaiian frog?" "CRUNCH!"
"How about a tip?" - Yakko "Don't eat lead." - Flaxseed
"How about a tip?" - Yakko "No messages in the TAGLINES echo."
"How about a tip?" - Yakko "Don't eat lead." - Flaxseed
"How about a tip?" - Yakko "No messages in the TAGLINES echo."
"How about a tip?" -- Yakko "Don't eat lead." -- Flaxseed
"How about going back to my place?" Orville asked easily
"How about punishing the makeup people?" Crow T. Robot
"How about some music?" Banjo Man
"How about something a little less severe?" -- Col. Potter
"How about sucking in your shoulders?" -- Hawkeye to Trapper
"How about that local sports team!?" -- Monty Burns to his workers
"How about that local sports team!?" - Monty Burns
"How about the Baltimore Roughriders?" <slap> "What'd I say?!"
"How about the sound of someone's spine cracking?" Tom Servo
"How about you buy me a water?" - Garibaldi
"How about you, Doctor? Are you ready?" Paris
"How about you? Any family?" Kim to Torres
"How am I looking? I'm looking better than nice!" * Cat
"How am I looking? Looking *nice*!" - The Cat
"How am I supposed to be creative with a 39 year old rebuilt engine?"
"How am I supposed to beg, with all that pressure?"
"How are our rather quarrelsome guests?" Picard
"How are the stone knives and bearskins?" Kirk
"How are we doing?" "Same as always." "That bad, huh?"
"How are we supposed to...?" "You'll get the hang of it."
"How are you feeling, Mr. Lister Sir?" * Kryten
"How are you going to pay for that" * Rimmer "You are." * Lister
"How are you going to pay for that" -- Rimmer
"How are you organized?" Spock "In threes." Reger
"How are you supposed to...?" Jake "You'll get the hang of it." Ben
"How are you today?" "Fine--I'm feeling very gruntled."
"How are you, Bruce?" "A bit crooked, Bruce."
"How are you?" "Better." "Better?" "Better get a bucket."
"How awful! Do you still have an artificial leg?" - Simon Fanshawe, during a Metro Radio Interview
"How awkward!" Jay Sherman
"How bad do you want me to trash him?" -- Arc
"How big does that music make it sound?" Tom Servo
"How brave you are. We'll see how fast you'll be running" - Drow Mage
"How brave you are. We'll see how fast you'll be running" - Tori Amos
"How can I argue with the captain of the Enterprise?" -- Kirk
"How can I escape its irresistable grasp?"
"How can I ever thank you enough?" "Well, you can't."
"How can I help you, boys?" Zek
"How can I prove to you I'm mortal?" - Q "DIE!" - Worf
"How can I prove to you that I *AM* mortal?" - Q "DIE" - Worf
"How can I stay mad at you?" - Homer, talking to a moldy sandwich
"How can a chemical substance provide an escape?" Wesley Crusher
"How can anyone flunk sex education?"
"How can it send us back, child? We're already here." -- Pinhead
"How can my head be both pointy and flat at the same time?"
"How can one sleep with all that racket just 6 inches from his ear?
"How can the give it to Rojet?" O'Brien
"How can you apologize to the dead?"
"How can you be deaf with ears like that?!" - McCoy
"How can you be so deaf with those huge ears?"
"How can you be so near and not see everything?" - 10K Maniacs
"How can you dismiss the evidence?"--Fox Mulder
"How can you eat this slop?" - "My mouth is tone-deaf." -- Radar
"How can you fire Van Halen from Van Halen?" -- Beavis
"How can you give thanks for food this bad?" -- Hawkeye to Fr. Mulcahy
"How can you know me when you don't even know yourself?"
"How can you make a spacesuit look like evening wear?" * Lister's Conf.
"How can you stand it... not getting older?" -- Kenny
"How clever Worf! Eat any good books lately? " - Q
"How close are you going to it?" "Point blank range."
"How come I always get the booby prize?" - Hello Nurse
"How come I get all the hard questions?" - O. North
"How come it hurts so much, mister?" - Sherri
"How come my clock only makes 'toc's?" Tom asked mystically.
"How come nobody ever tampers with Spam?"-Monty Python
"How come the AT&T symbol looks like the Death Star?"
"How come they all turned when he said `Dad'?" Tom Servo
"How come you don't judo me?" Tom Servo
"How could I abandon my partner?" - Delenn
"How could I write Col. Wojohowitz in hieroglyphics?" -- Al
"How could it profit us to harm the captain?" Thelev
"How could she? You are a Changeling." Changeling
"How could they possibly have Federation technology?" Janeway
"How could you be so stupid?" - Taylor
"How could you just...let me die?" O'Brien
"How could you...I'm a woman!" - Catwoman, BATMAN RETURNS
"How could you? Don't you have a conscience?" - Stimpy
"How could you? I'm a woman!" "I'm sorry, I..." (SUCKER!)
"How could your mother mate with a Romulan?!?!?" - Worf
"How curious," said the lemming. "The one thing I don't understand is why you human beings don't." -- James Thurber
"How dare you come in and defile my secret domain?!?" -Charles
"How did >you< come to your decision?" Worf to Data
"How did *this* happen?" Crusher
"How did YOU know THAT?" Bashir to Sisko
"How did they manage that?" "Maybe they had help."
"How did you break your arm?" "Ya see those stairs? *I* didn't!"
"How did you get into that dress, with a spray gun?" Bob Hope
"How did you get passed the Numeri patrols?" Tol Renn
"How did you know he was Beowolf?" Tuvok
"How did you know your way around the station so well?" - Kira
"How did you know, sir? I feel like such an idiot." Riker to Picard
"How did you know?" Bashir "Just a guess." Garak
"How did you like command?" Riker "Comfortable chair." Worf
"How did you manage *that*, Connor MacLeod?" - Dougal MacLeod
"How do I assimulate thee? Let me count the ways!" Romeo of Borg
"How do I know I was in my right mind at Maxia?" Picard
"How do I know what I desire?" - Q
"How do I look, Nermal" "Like a million. Give or take a year."
"How do I look? Strange? Surreal?" -- Julia
"How do I love thee? My accumulator overflows."
"How do I set my Laser printer to "Stun"?"
"How do I set my phaser to tickle?"
"How do Vulcans choose their mates? Have you ever wondered?" Spock
"How do people do that without getting headaches?" Salmoneus
"How do soldiers killing each other solve the worlds problems?" Biafra
"How do they expect us to fight a war without shuttlecocks?" - Hawkeye
"How do they work?" "They're filled with GLUE!"
"How do they...?" Kirk "I haven't figured that out yet!" McCoy
"How do we know you're the *real* Angel of Death?"
"How do we repair the harm we've done?" Janeway
"How do you define normal?"
"How do you do ... the things that you DEU?" - Roxette
"How do you dodge a *laser*?" -- Blindside
"How do you drag me into these things???"
"How do you expect me to average 55 miles an hour if I don't speed?"
"How do you explain Slim Whitman and Wayne Newton?" Crow
"How do you explain me, chief?" -- Jack Butler
"How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?" --Elliot, "E.T."
"How do you feel, MacLeod? Naked? Helpless?" Killian
"How do you feel?" -- JFK "I gotta pee." -- Forrest Gump
"How do you feel?" -Spock's test computer in ST4:TVH
"How do you feel?" JFK "I have to pee." Forrest Gump
"How do you fight a thing like that?" Kirk
"How do you forget something like that?" - Principal McVicar
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy."
"How do you get a one-armed blonde out of the tree? Wave..."
"How do you get club soda stains out of the carpet?"
"How do you kill 5 hours in Rio if you don't samba?" - 007
"How do you know so much about my mother?" Dr. Forrester
"How do you know so much about sparrows?" -- Bedevir
"How do you know so much about swallows, sire?"
"How do you know so much?" "I asked them." "Oh."
"How do you know that?" Kira "Because I sabotaged it." Eddington
"How do you know what I'm about to do?" Janeway
"How do you like my new contacts?" asked Tom, glassy-eyed.
"How do you like this daddy?" she asked her little girl. I ran. (George)
"How do you like this negligee?" asked Mary transparently.
"How do you oversleep at the Olympics?" (Jerry)
"How do you play this game" - any sucker
"How do you program the holodeck for Orion Slave Girls?" - Wesley
"How do you propose to shorten the length of a jump?" Sisko
"How do you say "Oh Boy" in Russian?" -- Sam Beckett
"How do you stand all that hair all over his face?" -- Q
"How do you start a model-T Ford without a battery?" asked Tom crankily.
"How do you survive?" Freya "I'm still learning how." EHMP
"How do you tell someone that you've been dead for 1000 years?"
"How do you vote on the Coridon admission?" -- Ambassador Gav
"How do you want me to prove my mortality?" -- Q
"How do you want me to prove my mortality?" -- Q "Die!" -- Worf
"How do you want to go, Darkwing? Regular or extra-crispy?"--Megavolt
"How do you wreck a Macintosh? With a Veryfine Apple Quencher."
"How does Al Gore spell potato? T-A-T-E-R." - R. Limbaugh
"How does a Warp engine work?" "You say Engage."
"How does a warp drive work?" "You say, 'Engage!'"
"How does a warp drive work?" "You say 'Energize.'"
"How does he sing when he's kissing her?" Tom Servo
"How does it feel?" Paris "Just like the old one." EHMP
"How does it feel?"--Paris "Just like my old one."--HoloDoc
"How does that Vulcan salute go?" McCoy
"How does that help us?" Torres
"How does this fit, Dadoo?" - Wakko
"How does this open?" - Miramanee to Kirk re uniform
"How does this snap open?" -- Frank to Margaret
"How easily humans do that."
"How else can I keep my reputation as a miracle worker?" -- Scotty
"How else can I scar him? Son, you have a tiny winky." -- Mike
"How far can I send this cat for $30?"
"How far can a metaphor be stretched before it snaps?" Crow
"How fascinating." - Odo
"How fitting you should die with a song on your lips, Mollari." Urza
"How fortunate for rulers, that men do not think." -Adolf Hitler
"How good do you have to be to qualify as good?" - - Calvin
"How hard it is for women to keep counsel!" -- Shakespeare
"How honest?" - Vash. "As honest as you and I." - Quark.
"How is he?" - Sinclair
"How is he?" Seska "Not very good." Kes
"How is this for diplomacy... shoot them all!" -- Kirk
"How kin ya' apologize t' de blized?"
"How large is that crater?" Janeway
"How like Aphrodite and Athena." Apollo
"How like a corpse's her eyes had been." - The Stand
"How limp are we talking?" - Gryphontamer
"How little Man himself has changed." Khan
"How little you understand us, Captain." Ayelborne
"How long before a search party arrives?" "Some time."
"How long before the announcement is made?" - Sheridan
"How long before they reach the entrance? Sisko 26 minutes." - Kira
"How long can a man live without brains?" "How old are you?"
"How long can two people talk about nothing?" Riker
"How long could this possibly take?" - Charlene on Equal Opportunity
"How long do I hold him here?" -- Odo "Forever." -- Sisko
"How long do you think I have, Odo?" -- Kira "Long enough." -- Odo
"How long do your eggs >live<?!" Miles Silverberg
"How long does that usually take?" Sisko
"How long does this go on?" Tom Servo
"How long halt ye between two opinions.?" -- 1 Kings 18:21
"How long have you been my doppleganger?" Tom Servo
"How long have you had this delusion that you're human?" -- Hawkeye
"How long is it?" "That's rather a personal question, sir!"
"How long is the dosage effective?" Crusher
"How long is this overhaul going to take?" Kira
"How long it's been since your wife died?" O'Brien-2 "5 years." Sisko
"How long should we two wait before we're one?" - Phantom
"How long since you've slept in a comfortable bed?" - Kira
"How long to fix it?" "10 hours." "You've got two."
"How long were you gone?" "The whole time?"
"How long will a man lie in space ere he rot?" -- Hamlet
"How long will he have to stay like that?" Kes
"How long would the modifications take?" Sisko "3 hours." O'Brien
"How long?" Picard "20, 25 minutes." Riker
"How many Minbari does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" Sheridan
"How many Starfighters are left ?" - "Including you?" - "Yes" -"One"
"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?" - The Crow
"How many corners does a round building have?" -- Harlan Ellison
"How many enemies have you wiped out with the touch of a button?"
"How many fond fools serve mad jealousy!" - Shakespeare
"How many fond fools serve mad taglines!" -- Tagspeare
"How many fundies are rendered impotent by the notion of God as voyeur?
"How many is that?" -- John Bender
"How many lights are there?"--Madred "What lights?"--Picard
"How many lives is a secret worth?" -- Zach Allen
"How many of these Lotto numbers do we need?" Mike Nelson
"How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
"How many people work here?" "Oh, about half."
"How many people you got in there?" - Wakko
"How many prologues does this movie need?" Mike Nelson
"How many sheep make a sweater?"
"How many sides does a round building have?" -- Harlan Ellison
"How many tentacles has Great Cthulhu got?" "Too many."
"How many times do I have to repeat myself?" "Only 'til it's true."
"How many? I asked you a question!" Tain
"How may I be honest with you today?" -- Tuvok
"How much did you see?" "Nothing incriminating.." "Good!"
"How much dilithium are we talking about?" Janeway
"How much dirt do you need?" - Doc
"How much do you remember?" Riker "Everything." Picard
"How much for that Virgin in the window?"
"How much for the entire tray?" Kim
"How much kanar do you think they can drink?" - Sisko
"How much longer before we reach them?" Picard
"How much memory have you got?" "One brain, one memory."
"How much time are we talking about?" Kira
"How much would you pay for this Ginsu switchblade?" -- Crow
"How often are we to die before we go off this stage?" -- Pope
"How old *are* you?" - Greta
"How old are you, Beavis?" - Butt-Head
"How perceptive of you to pick up on that." (Duh!)
"How pitiful this noble clan has become..." -- Shamish, Ventrue
"How prove you that, in the great heap of your knowledge?"
"How real are you?" "As real as you need me to be."
"How remarkable you are gunslinger! How indomitable!" - Walter
"How revolting!" - Margaret. "I have every reason to revolt." - Hawk
"How rude!" - Q
"How sentimental." -- Magenta
"How shall I hold my soul that it may not be touching yours?"
"How sharper than a serpent's tooth is a thankless child."
"How should I know? Am I fluent in human?" - Pesto
"How should I know? I'm an actor, not a doctor!" - DeForest Kelley
"How simple all this would be without the Prime Directive " - Troi
"How strong the steel, how quick the contest." -- Mixmaster
"How strong the steel,how quick the conquest."-Mixmaster,Constructicon
"How sweet Fresh meat!"- Freddy Krueger
"How sweet! Long-stemmed....stems?" -- Margaret to Frank
"How sweet....Fresh meat!"-Freddy Krueger
"How tall are you?" "Damn, I did't know they stacked shit that high!"
"How the hell did you work that out?" - Pythagoras.
"How the hell do I advise you..." Picard to Riker
"How the hell do you know that, boy?!" - Picard
"How the mighty are fallen!" -- 2 Samuel 1:19
"How the years go by, when it's All In A Day's Work..."
"How to Annoy" - by Aunt Agonize
"How to Be a Lame Duck in Less Than Three Years" - By Bill Clinton
"How to Be a Lame Duck in Three Years" by Bill Clinton
"How to Become a Prophet, in Three Easy Steps."--Danny Davids
"How to Boil Water, in 500 easy steps" by Chuck Forsberg.
"How to Budget Your Money" by I.R.S.
"How to Catch Worms" by Earl E. Bird
"How to Fix a TV Set" - by Yul B. Sorry
"How to Get Rich Quick" - by Robin Banks, Jack Potts, & Kermit Grimes
"How to Lose Weight" - by X. R. Sizemore
"How to Relieve pain" - by Ann L. Gesick
"How to Stay Poor and Enjoy it Less" By I.R.S.
"How to Succeed in School." - by Rita Book.
"How to Tell the Future" - by Chris Taball
"How to Write Letters" - by Adiline Moore
"How to Write a Will" - by Ben E. Factor
"How to be a Lumberjack" - by Tim Burr
"How to hike the longest Trail" by Carrie Mee.
"How to keep your conference on topic" - by Mod R. Ator
"How typical" - C3P0
"How unfair that your insidious plans should come back to haunt you."
"How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself." -- P. Syrus
"How was I supposed to know he was from outer space?" <Pinky>
"How was I supposed to know it was wrong!? Who are you to judge?!"
"How was that? More feeling? Oh okay, but I'm almost out of ti-" - Yakko
"How was the meeting?"-Alice "Sobering"-Alice's Father
"How was your trip?" Sisko "Exhausting." - Ulani
"How will I explain this to my parents?" - Melvin <> "Do we care?" - Molly
"How will it end?" - Centari Emperor "In fire" - Ambassador Kosh
"How will playing cards help?" -- Spock
"How will this end?" Centauri Emperor "In fire." Kosh
"How will we know if the message reaches somebody?" Paris
"How wise are they that are but fools in love!" Cooke
"How wise are they who are but fools in love." -Cicero
"How wonderful is death. Death and his brother, sleep." - The Crow
"How would *you* move if you had a swiss army head?" Crow
"How would YOU restructure the economy?" "More juice!"
"How would they sell their latest models?" * Kryten
"How would you feel about life if Death were your older sister?"
"How would you like a medal?" - BJ. "Only for desertion." - Klinger
"How would you like to be knee-deep in floor?" -- Hoolihan to Radar
"How would you like to have me gut you?" - Vella
"How ya doin'?" "Without...what're you gonna do about it?"
"How ya feelin'?" "You task me, Freakazoid..." - Guitierrez
"How you doing today?" "Fine doc" "That'll be $95 please"
"How you get so big eating food of that kind" - Yoda
"How young can you die of old age?"
"How young can you die of old age?" - S. Wright
"How young can you die of old age?" - s.w.
"How'd *that* get in there?" Tom Servo
"How'd I hook up with you anyway?" - Mojo to Spiral
"How'd she talk without her lips moving?" Crow T. Robot
"How'd you get in here?" Kim
"How'd you get up there?!?" - Jack "Wasn't easy!" - Egg Sheng
"How'd you launder the Libyan kick-back money, Sen. Bedfellow?!"
"How'd you like that, Riley?" "<gag> <hack> <gurgle>"
"How'm I lookin'? ... Lookin' NICE!" * The Cat
"How's *this* for a wet dream, Joey?"-Freddy Krueger
"How's Ensign Pillsbury?" "He's bread, Jim!"
"How's God?" "Errr, she's black, sir"
"How's a beer sound, Norm?"..."I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in."
"How's about a beer, Norm?"..."That's that amber sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it!"
"How's about a kiss?" - Wakko Warner
"How's business?" - Astronomer: Looking up
"How's he feeling? I badly need a pair of kidneys."
"How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?" --insect
"How's it feel to be on Death Row, Warden?" - Roake
"How's it feel to be on Death Row, Warden?" - Roake
"How's it going Mr. Peterson?"..."It's a dog eat dog world, Woody and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear
"How's it going Mr. Peterson?"..."Poor."..."I'm sorry to hear that."..."No, I mean pour."
"How's it gonna transport me?" * Rimmer
"How's our flying? Dial 1-800-BORG-YOU." -- The Borg
"How's our little gun toting trollop?" Mike Nelson
"How's that Vulcan salute go again?" - McCoy
"How's that fit, you fancy pants?" Mike Nelson
"How's that for a human hello?", (Wanda, The Fairly OddParents, NICK-2001)
"How's that thought for you?" -- Tori Amos
"How's that thought for you?" -- Tori Amos
"How's the German expressionist date going?" Tom Servo
"How's the new defence grid coming?" - Sheridan
"How's the rudder?" "Grey, wet and heavy, sir."
"How's the scan going, Data?" La Forge
"How's this for a wet dream, Joey?"-Freddy Krueger
"How's your Moo Goo Gai Pan?" "Needs more goo."
"How's your insomnia?" "Bad. I can't even sleep when its time to
"How's your life?" --Tracy "In progress." --Martin
"How's your luck today?" -- Random
"How's your wife and my kids???"
"How. Long?" - Khan
"Howdy Friend" - 1944 WWII Coca-Cola
"Howdy Hitler!" Tom Servo
"Howdy do sir, I'm looking for the lady of the house - Garabaldi."
"Howdy doodly doo!" -- Talkie Toaster (tm)
"Howdy. That your zombie, ma'am?" -- Mike Nelson
"However, I now know it is clearly false." Tuvok
"However, no order can keep me from frightening them." - Scott
"However, we have to plan for the worst." Toddman
"However, we must be..." "PALS!" "...civil." * Picard, Q
"However, we must be..."--Picard "PALS!"--Q "CIVIL."--Picard
"Hows life or death?" - Kalas
"Hows your wife and my kids???"
"Hrmph. Species is a VERY specific thing. :)" - Dire Wolf
"Hubba dubba! What a greasy vision of gooey beauty." - Greasepit
"Hugh Beaumont!?!"
"Hugh?" Guinan
"Huh huh huh - Settle down, Beavis!" - Butt-Head
"Huh huh. Barney sucks." "Heh heh heh. Shut up Butthead."
"Huh huh...uh...huh huh...Minmei Sucks!" -Beavis and Butthead
"Huh uh huh uh, You said .WAD!" -Butt-Head
"Huh?" said Tom deafly.
"Huhuhuh... 2400 baud sucks!" - V-Bis and Baudhead
"Huhuhuhuhu.... 2400 bps sucks!" - V.Bis and Baudhead.
"Hull breech is imminent." Data
"Hull pressure is decreasing, also." Tuvok
"Hullo" -Rupert Brooke (1887-1915), English poet, last word
"Hullo, Mrs. Cutout!"
"Hullo, Mrs. Premise." "Hullo, Mrs. Conclusion."
"Hullo, Mrs. Premise." "Hullo, Mrs. Conclusion." M. Python
"Hullo, Mrs. Smoker." "Hullo, Mrs. Non-Smoker."
"Hullo, Mrs. Thing." "Hullo, Mrs. Entity."
"Human Cleaners: We'll clean your humans overnight!" -- Joel
"Human equality is a contingent fact of history." -Steven Jay Gould
"Human females are SO repulsive!" Duras Sister
"Human females are so repulsive." - B'Etor, referring to the repugnant Dr. Crusher
"Human females are so repulsive." B'Etor
"Human females are so ugly!" - Lursa ST:G
"Human females are so... repulsive..." - Lursa
"Human metaphor... Pardon me" -- Data
"Human nature startles at the thought." - Smith
"Human parents don't love their children as Cardassians do."--Madred
"Humanity's Unique Potential" is preached - drink!
"Humankind cannot bear very much reality." -- Eliot
"Humans -- *all* humans -- must be destroyed!" -- Red Talons
"Humans and aliens"..."alone in the night."
"Humans are not allowed to dance in this parade."
"Humans are such common-place little creatures." - Q
"Humans are such easy prey" - H.P. Lovecraft
"Humans aren't good engineers?" - O'Brien "No, men." - Gilora
"Humans can't survive in that enviroment." Picard
"Humans have pores.. do not I have pores also?" - Data
"Humans just don't have the lobes for profitmaking." -- Quark
"Humans smile with so little provocation." - Spock
"Humans with a Vulcan! You're from the future!" Gary Seven
"Humans, go fig." - Rita
"Humans, go fig." Rita, Animaniacs
"Humbug!" -Breetai
"Humbug, I say. Humbug!" - Data as Scrooge
"Humiliations GALORE!" - Inigo Montoya
"Humm, anyone got a can opener?" Said the dragon with a palidin.
"Humor can be serious. What it can't be is solemn." - Cleese
"Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse." -- William Gilbert
"Humor is the ability to see three sides of the coin." -- Roren
"Humor! I love it! Wheeee!" --Data
"Humor, too, is one of His creations." -- Father Mulcahy
"Humor. It is a difficult concept." - Moderator
"Humor. It is a difficult concept." - @TO@
"Humor. It is a difficult concept." - Jack Butler
"Humor. It is a difficult concept." - Moderator
"Humor. It is a difficult concept." - Saavik
"Humor. It is a difficult concept." - moderator
"Humor. It is a difficult concept." -- Saavik
"Humor: It's a difficult concept." --Moderator
"Humour is the ability to see three sides of the coin." -Roren
"Humour. *sigh* It is a difficult concept."--Moderator
"Hump or dink?" -- Mel Brooks, History of The World Part I
"Humperdink! Humperdink! Humperdink! Humperdink!" -- Valerie
"Humperdink! Humperdink! Humperdink! Humperdink! Humperdink!"
"Humperdink! Humperdink! Humperdink! Humperdink!" -- Valerie
"Humph! Bugger off!" -Dwarven Proverb
"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall..."
"Hundreds of Sanctuary residents will die." Sisko
"Hungry fella? There you go." - Ace Ventura
"Hungry, Garfield?" "Is Odie stupid?"
"Hungry, thirsty, exhausted." Picard/Kamin
"Hunters drive; targets park." -- Chase
"Hunting down females with low self-esteem." - Roy on prowling
"Hunting season is all year long in genealogy"
"Hurm." - Rorschach
"Hurray for our team!" Tom cheered.
"Hurray for our team!" said Tom cheerfully.
"Hurry Ambassador, he's gaining on you!" - Londo Molari
"Hurry please, the Creationists are coming!"
"Hurry up golden rod!" - Han Solo (or Tasha Yar)
"Hurry up will ya, I haven't got all day" - Han Solo
"Hurry up!" Romas
"Hurry up, goldenrod, or you're going to be a permanent resident!" - Han
"Hurt not Man unless he threatens us."
"Hurting yourself is not sinful - just stupid." - Heinlein
"Hurting yourself is not sinful - just stupid." - Lazarus Long
"Hurting yourself is not sinfuljust stupid." -- Heinlein
"Hurts...don't it?? Tell your friends!" - Drow Fighter / Mage
"Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended."
"Hush boy. You'll anger the Overlords." -- Joel Robinson
"Huzzah my butt! You satin-clad loser!" -- TV's Frank
"Huzzah my butt, you satin-suited Tolkien reading loser!"
"Huzzah, my butt, you community theater reject!"
"Huzzah, whatever" -- Crow T. Robot
"Hw's Sarek?" Kirk
"Hwiii, you've got herring for brains!" - Geordi
"Hyenas! I HATE hyenas!" --Timon, Lion Kings
"Hyenas. I hate hyenas." --Timon
"Hymie! Park the car and come kiss your son the sex gargoyle hello!"
"Hyperion's forward guns powering up." - Ivanova
"Hypnotism" - By N. Tranced
"I >HATE< spiders!" Renbrandt Brown
"I >hate< my family!" Hercules
"I >suggest< you reconsider your plans." Dukat to Sisko
"I *>HATE<* questionaires." - Worf
"I *AM* pushing!!!" -- Keiko
"I *DO* believe in Tinkerbelle!" declared Pooh in the Men's bathroom
"I *FORGIVE* your blasphemy!" -Q
"I *HATE* it when I pi$$ the bed..." - Viper
"I *HATE* questionaires." - Worf
"I *KNOW* I saw you on L.A. Law!" - Larry King to Patrick Stewart :-(
"I *LOVE* being a Changeling!!"--Curzon Odo
"I *TRIED* to tell you!" Lydia
"I *am* prejudicedagainst stupidity!" -- The StarWolf
"I *am* spider-man! Look! I've got talons and everything!" -- Miguel
"I *am* the Ghost of Christmas Future! Ooooooh!" -- Al Calavicci
"I *am* the Moderator, you twit!" - Robert Craft
"I *am* the button!" TV's Frank
"I *am* the law!" - Mako
"I *am* the messiah I keep talking about." - Digital Shakespeare
"I *could* be arguing in my spare time." - Monty Python
"I *did* have to go and open my mouth, didn't I?"
"I *didn't* imagine it Scully!" - Mulder on a "gargoyle" (Grotesque)
"I *do* get pissed when people point guns at me!" - Robinson
"I *do* remember. I just remember differently." - Worf
"I *don't* care. You're the one who's doing the dying!" -- Cat
"I *hate* questionaires." -- Worf
"I *hate* temporal mechanics!" - O'Brien and O'Brien
"I *have* taken the astronavigation exams... Nine times."
"I *hope* that I can depend on you." Torres
"I *know* I hit him!" -- Dick Durkin
"I *like* unmitigated gall." -- Worf
"I *like* unmitigated gall... with ketchup" -- Worf
"I *love* purple!" - Vicki Vale
"I *love* this job." - Scully (Beyond the Sea)
"I *love* this joke!" Crow T. Robot
"I *never*!" -- Sir Robin the Not-So-Brave-As-Sir-Launcelot
"I *should* know - I parked it for them!" - Marvin
"I *was* first in line. Until the little hairball was born." - Scar
"I *was* good. Wasn't I?" -- Garek
"I *was* talking about *my* fantasyand not 'yours'..Thank you..:)"
"I *was* talking about food, and NOT schemes...:)"
"I *would* know good blue paint if it hit me on the nose...:)"
"I - was - just - so - *scared*!
"I -must- patch this coat", Tom said raggedly.
"I ALWAYS have to get the saw!"--Gen Nyland
"I ALWAYS thought of the phone as something my computer uses." -Rabbit
"I AM >TIRED<!!!" Karidian
"I AM CORNHOLIO! I need TP for my bunghole!" - Beavis/Cornholio
"I AM DEATH INCARNATE." "Oh, that's nice."
"I AM IRONMAN!" Tom Servo
"I AM KIROK! I AM KIROK!" Kirok
"I AM NOW AUTHORIZED TO USE PHYSICAL FORCE" - E.D. 209
"I AM PUSHING!" -- Keiko O'Brien
"I AM RELAXED!" - Worf
"I AM SERVO-TRON, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!" -- Tom Servo
"I AM THAT I AM." -- Exodus 3:14
"I AM THE DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT . . . where's my bwankey?"
"I AM THE GUYVER!" -- Sean
"I AM the button!"
"I ATE'NT DEAD" Granny Weatherwax
"I Arthur!" -Evil Arthur Clone
"I Butt, You Butt, They Butt, buttbuttbuttbuttbutt.." - Delenn
"I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT." -- BOB
"I CAN'T be drowning in African waters!" pleaded Tom, deep in denial.
"I DECLARE THAT MY MISSION IS TO CREATE CHILLIHEADS!"
"I DO NOT .. I do not yell." -- Worf
"I DO NOT HAVE A GUT! I have... contours." - Frasier
"I DO NOT YELL!!" -Worf
"I DO NOT--I do *not* yell." -- Worf
"I DO NOT... I do not yell." -- Worf
"I DON'T GO AROUND SHAKING HANDS WITH *APPRENTICES*!" - Aahz
"I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY!!!!!!" "Yes, you do."
"I DON'T care. You're the one who's doing the dying!" * Cat
"I Didn't Do It" - by Ivan Alibi
"I Don't THINK so" {BAP} - Homey the Clown
"I Dream of Jeannie" - created by Morton Lee Cohen
"I Feel A Rumbly In My Tumbly..."
"I GAVE YOU AN ORDER, LIEUTENANT!" W. Riker to T. Riker
"I HATE BEING PUT ON HOLD!" -- Logan
"I HATE it when that happens..."
"I HATE people who make little piles with their chips!"--O'Brien
"I HAVE had my eye on young Ensign Kim." Seska
"I HAVE no emotions. What's your excuse?"--Data
"I Hate Housework" - by I. M. Laizee
"I Hate Monday Mornings" By Gaetan Oop
"I Hate the Sun" - by Gladys Knight
"I Hit The Wall" - By Isadore There
"I I wanted to be a lumberjack!"
"I Just <ZAP!> love my <ZAP!> Lum-chan doll <ZZZAAAPP!!>"
"I KNOW EVERYTHING, SEE EVERYTHING, GO ANYWHERE I WANT." -- BOB
"I KNOW it was a tornado, Toto, but you wizzed on my carp
"I LIKE TO THINK I AM A PICKER-UP OF UNCONSIDERED TRIFLES." - Death
"I LLLLLLLLLLIKE IT!!!" - Emil
"I LOVE THIS PLACE"(where am I anyway?)"
"I LOVE YOU MARY JANE" (c) Sonic Youth & Cypress Hill
"I LOVE being a Changeling!!" - Curzon Odo
"I LOVE the Feminist movement...when I'm walking behind it." - Rush
"I Like Coffee" - By Duncan Doughnuts
"I Like Fish" - By Ann Chovie
"I Like Liquor" - By Ethyl Alcohol
"I Love Crowds" - By Morris Merrier
"I Love Fractions" - By Lois C. Denominator
"I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!"
"I Love Mathematics" - Adam Up.
"I Love Wills" - By Benny Fishery
"I Love You!" - By Alma Hart
"I Love You" "I know" - Leia & Han or Han & Leia
"I Love You" - Leia "I know" - Han
"I Love You" ... "I know" - Leia & Han
"I MUST have that bag of tricks!" - Rabbit
"I MUST patch this coat." Tom said raggedly.
"I NEED A NEW HOST-BODY!" -- Laurie Brown
"I NEVER betrayed you! At least not in my heart." Garak
"I NEVER get to get [the phone]!!!" -- Wakko
"I Never Thought You Were That Great To Start With"-Lyzzard Skyzzard
"I Pinto, therefore, Cayenne." - Juan-Paul Salsa
"I SAID PUT IT IN THE HAPPY BOX!!!" -BigShot
"I SAID, DO YOU HAVE ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE????" *BLAM!!* *BLAM!!*
"I SHALL return!" "Yeah - so will a bum check!"
"I Say So!" - By Frank O. Pinion
"I Shoot Arrows" - By Anne Archer
"I Speak -- more truth than you want to hear" - M. Muir
"I TOLD you never to call me!" -- Kirk, ST:IV
"I TRIED to deny it, but they're STILL my people!"--Odo
"I WANNA BUY AND SAVE NOW, BABY!!" - Opus, Outland
"I WANT IT FREE AND I WANT IT YESTERDAY."
"I WANT ON THE INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY!" Crow T. Robot
"I WANTED TO SEE IF YOU'D COMPLETELY LOST YOUR MIND..." - Aahz
"I WAS BORN FREE...AND FREE I WILL REMAIN!!!" -STORM
"I Wanna Boink Death"
"I Want To Help" - By Abel N. Willin
"I Win!" - By U. Lose
"I Wuz Robbed!" - By Alma Money
"I Xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare." - SW
"I _am_ holding still. I _am_ squirming." - Homer
"I _could_ be arguing in my spare time."
"I _never_!" - Sir Robin the Not-So-Brave-As-Sir-Launcelot
"I `desire' you to stop singing!" Tom Servo
"I accept what has happened." - Spock
"I accept your apology, but not your explanation." Gul Denar
"I accept...the challenge." Kirk
"I ache in the places where I used to play." - L. Cohen
"I achieve a lower consciousness." - - Calvin
"I add a little excitement and all you do is complain." - Q
"I add it to the yeast infections for additional color & flavor!"
"I admit I am powerless over taglines and my life is out of control."
"I admit I am powerless over taglines and my life is unmanageable."
"I admit difficulty in following this logic." - Archerfish
"I admit it's a convoluted way of saying it..." Mike Nelson
"I admit some of my deduces were wild." -- BJ
"I adore simple pleasures." George Sanders "A Picture of Dorian Gray"
"I agree with Garak." Lovok
"I agree: we're at war." Riker
"I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit London." - Werner von Braun
"I aim for the stars. Sometimes I hit London"...--Von Braun
"I aim the wand at the dragon!" "You die." "WHAT!?" "Wrong end."
"I ain't afraid of those white men," said Cochise bravely.
"I ain't barmy! Don't ever call me barmy or I'll nick you-got that?"
"I ain't been to see my baby...in ninety-nine and one half days."
"I ain't dead yet, copper!" Crow T. Robot
"I ain't ever been to Arizona!" - Carl Robinson
"I ain't gonna get caught up in your game" -Coverdale/Page
"I ain't jokin' woman, I got to ramble" -Led Zeppelin
"I ain't no schoolboy that you can sacrifice"
"I ain't talkin' 'bout mine." - Huntress
"I almost didn't make it off the surface." Riker
"I almost forgot what it was to just *>RELAX<*!!" Sheridan
"I almost killed Ruth" Orville said almost ruthlessly.
"I alone am escaped (from the old lady's apartment) to tell thee.."
"I already have a child, and a wife." - O'Brien
"I already know you hated it. Shut up." -- Troi
"I already showed you how to do that," Tom said tautly.
"I already tried that." Ivanova
"I also request McCoy accompany me." "I will be honored, sir."
"I always eat at McDonald's", said Tom archly.
"I always fear unloaded rifles. They used to smash heads with them."
"I always gagged on that silver spoon." Orson Welles
"I always get an A" - Wesley
"I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop." Marilyn Monroe
"I always go by the book." - Klinger. "Wearing dresses?!" - Radar
"I always had a thing about the French." Paris
"I always have coffee when I look at the radar." -- Dark Helmet
"I always have to get the damn door..." Tom Servo
"I always hoped I'd die with a smile on my face...no chance." - D.H.II
"I always investigate Quark." -- Odo
"I always knew there was something wierd about you, MacLeod." -- Charlie
"I always knew you could do it." (Who helped you?)
"I always knew you were in my corner!" Q "Not exactly." -Q2
"I always leave the room when the talk gets philosophical." - Calvin
"I always left _before_ the intimidation began." - Neelix
"I always like to show the proper... gratitude." -- Tom Servo
"I always listen to what you have to say." - Richard Franklin
"I always look well when I'm near death." Greta Garbo "Camille"
"I always loved that face." -- Dr. Soong
"I always opperated under the assumption that plants are good." -Tick
"I always pray to St. Ignatius," said Tom loyally.
"I always said he'd come to no good in the end your honor" -Pink Floyd
"I always thought I'd have a crack at this chair one day." Riker
"I always thought Spock was a bit of a pirate at heart." McCoy
"I always thought it was Ann Marg-Rock..." -- Mike Nelson
"I always wanted to meet you." Tain "I wish I could say the same." Odo
"I always win. It's in my contract" -- Kirk
"I always win. It's in my contract" -- William Shatner
"I am *down*. In the Engineering Room." Kevin Riley
"I am *not* a Borg", by Jean Locu... um, that's *Luc* Pic
"I am *not* an assimilator." - Nixon of Borg
"I am *not* an assimilator." - Nixon of Borg
"I am *not* bringing that mountain over here!" - Mohammed
"I am *not* submissive! . . . (to Bashir) Am I?" - Imaginary Dax
"I am *not* your cheese steak!" Mike Nelson
"I am ... the Black Angel, Chaos Bringer I AM POWER!!" Phoenix
"I am @F of Borg. All Bother is futile, your hunny will be
"I am @FN@ Sanchez Villa Lobos @LN@, and I'm at your service."
"I am @N@ of the Clan @LN@." -- @N@
"I am Agassi of Borg. Before assimilating you...does my hair look ok?"
"I am Ahnold of Borg. You wimpering girly-fellows vil be assimilated."
"I am Andrew_Dice_Clay of Borg. Why don't you go assimilate yourself!"
"I am AndyRooney of Borg... You ever wonder WHY resistance is futile?"
"I am Apollo. I have chosen you." Apollo to Palamas
"I am Apu of Kwik-E-Borg. Be assmiliated and have a free squishie."
"I am Archie of Borg. Your will be da first one 'similated, meathead!"
"I am Arnold of Borg. Hasta l'ahssimilation, baby!"
"I am Astro of Borg. Rerare ro re arrimirated."
"I am BOB of Borg. I'll assimilate you with my death bag!"
"I am Barnum of Borg. I say,'There's one assimililated every minute.'"
"I am Bart of Borg, assimilate my shorts!"
"I am Bart of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Man!"
"I am Bart of Borg. Resistance is futile...you *will* eat my shorts!"
"I am Bart of Borg. Who the hell are you?"
"I am Bart of Borg. Eating is irrelevant...Shorts are irrelevant. Ok?"
"I am Bart of Borg. Who the hell are you?"
"I am Bart, of Borg. Having a cow is irrelevant. Eating my shorts is
"I am Beavis of Borg. Resistance, like uh... sucks <heh heh-heh-heh>!"
"I am Beeblebrox of Borg. Resistance is futile. You wil--Whoa, babes!"
"I am Beldar of Borg. We will assimilate mass quantities from France."
"I am Berman of Borg. Plots are irrelevant."
"I am Betazoid, hear me empathize!" -Troi
"I am Bilbo_Baggens of Borg. Alas, the assimilation goes ever onward."
"I am BillDCat of Borg. You will be ass--<Acckk! Thbbbpt!>--imilated!"
"I am Bjorn Borg. You Trekkies stop laughing!"
"I am Bjorn of Borg. Tennis, anyone?"
"I am Bjorn of Borg. Wimbledon is <FIRST SERVICE!> <ahem> irrelevant."
"I am Blue Wave of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated."
"I am Bo_Pilgrim of Borg. W'jes won't 'similate a fat, yella chick'n."
"I am BobBarker of Borg. Please have your pet spayed or assimilated."
"I am Bob_Barker of Borg, reminding you to have your pet assimilated."
"I am Bobby of Borg. You resistin' me? Are you resistin' me?"
"I am Borg... James Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Miss MoneyPenny."
"I am Boris of Borg. Hokey... now ve'l assimilate moose and sqvirrel!"
"I am Breblebox of Borg. Prepare to be assim---Whoa! Babes!"
"I am Bubba of Borg. Uh, are y'all fixin' to be assimilated, or what?"
"I am Buffy of Borg. Prepare to be, like, TOTALLY assimi
"I am Buffy of Borg. Prepare to be, like, TOTALLY assimilated, okay?"
"I am BugsBunny of Borg. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... What's up, collective?"
"I am Bundy of Borg. NO!! ... I swear I will not assimilate you, Peg!"
"I am Butthead of Borg. Assimilation is, like... uh... totally cool!!"
"I am C-Ko of Borg. Eat this food, resistance if futile."
"I am Caine. I will......help....you." - Kwai Chang Caine
"I am Carson of Borg. Hah! This is soooo futile <'how futile is it?'>"
"I am Catwoman, hear me roar!" - Catwoman, BATMAN RETURNS
"I am Chaotic Evil! Prepare to die, fools!" -- Grond the Anti-Paladin
"I am Chewbacca of Borg. You will be awrrrrooooooooommmmmmmmmmilated."
"I am Clinton of Borg. Resistance is taxable!"
"I am Clinton of Borg. Taxes are NOT Irrelevant
"I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary has told me that resistance is futile!"
"I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is futile!"
"I am Clinton of Borg. Your income will be assimilated."
"I am Clinton of Borg. Your paycheck will be assimilated!
"I am Clinton of Borg. Your wallets will be assimilated."
"I am Clinton of Borg: resistance is taxable!"
"I am Conan of Borg. Can you define assimilation?"
"I am Crow of Borg. You're irrevalent. Bite me!"
"I am Curly of Borg. Resistance and assimilation is Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!"
"I am Daffy of Borg. OH NO YOU DON'T!...Assimilate when you get home!"
"I am Dalek of Borg. Davros is irrelevant."
"I am DarkWing Speedbump" - DarkWing Duck
"I am David Myers of Borg. You will be assi.. oooh, LDs!"
"I am Death, and I here-by declare you to be living impaired." -Death
"I am Debbie Hisle of Borg. You will resist, I hope."
"I am DirtyHarry of Borg. Go ahead and resist us, punk. Make our day."
"I am Donahue of Borg. Go ahead and assimilate, caller You there?"
"I am Dr. Jack KeBORGian - let me help you assimilate yourself."
"I am Droopy of Borg. You know what? You're about to be assimilated."
"I am Dude of Borg! Prepare to be... Whoa! Babes!!!"
"I am E.T. of Borg. Home is irrelevant."
"I am EdMcMahon of Borg...telling you YOU may already be assimilated!"
"I am Eddie_Murphy of Borg. Prepare to be @$$#%!+%#@, ya jive-sucker!"
"I am Elmer Fudd of Bowg. Pwepare to be assimiwated."
"I am Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht."
"I am Elmer of Borg. Wesistence is usewess... huhuhuhuhuh..."
"I am Elmyra of Borg. We will hug you and squeeze you and love you..."
"I am Elvis of Borg (thankaverymuch). Assimilate me, tender...Assi..."
"I am Elvis of Borg. You will be assimilated. Thank ya very much...."
"I am Enock, King and charismatic leader of the dog-people. ARF! ARF!"
"I am Ernest of Borg. Hey, Vern. Resistance is futile, knowhatahmean?"
"I am Ernie of Borg. Pull my finger."
"I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to pull my finger."
"I am Flatulus of Borg. Pull my finger."
"I am Flatulus of Borg. Come here and prepare to pull my finger, son."
"I am Flatulus of Borg. Pull my finger."
"I am Foghorn of Borg. Prepare--I say Prepare to be assimilated, son!"
"I am FredRogers of Borg. It's..a..beautiful day in the Collective..."
"I am French, sir, not Swiss." Data to Clemens
"I am French. Why do you think I have this /outrageous/ accent?"
"I am Fudd of Borg! Pwepawe to be assimiwated!!!"
"I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is wusewess. Huh-huh-huh-huh-hut!"
"I am Fudd of Borg. Allwight... Pwepare to be assimiwated <hehehehe>."
"I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess!"
"I am Futon of Borg. You will be assimilated ... then become a couch."
"I am Gandalf, and Gandalf means ME." - Gandalf
"I am Gates of Borg. We will assimilate you in 1994. No, '95. No"
"I am Gilligan of Borg. Escape from the island is futile."
"I am Gingrich of Borg. Your healthcare system will be assimilated."
"I am God here..."- The Lawnmower Man
"I am Gollum of Borg. Resssissstance isss futile, eh...me preciousss?"
"I am GrandPa of Borg. I was going to go assimilate some onions, and I had an onion on my belt, which was the style
"I am Gray. I stand between the candle and the star"
"I am Grey. I stand between the candle and the star" - Delenn.
"I am Groucho of Borg. Say the secret word and you'll be assimilated"
"I am Groucho of Borg. That is the silliest thing I ever assimilated!"
"I am Gul Evek." - Gul Evek
"I am HAL of Borg. Stop Dave. I'm suppose to do all the assimilating!"
"I am Hamlet, prince of Borg. Prepare to be or not to be!"
"I am Harlequin!" "I am your worst nightmare!"
"I am Haskell of Borg. You resisted that rather nicely, Mrs. Cleaver."
"I am HennyYoungman of Borg. And I said 'Assimilate my wife, please!'"
"I am Hillary, hear me roar, I'm more important than Al Gore."
"I am Holmes of Borg: Watson is irrelervant"
"I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be...OOooooo! Donuts!!!"
"I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be Mmmmmm. Donuts."
"I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim--...Mmmmm...doughnuts..."
"I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is.... oooooh, donuts!"
"I am Homer of Borg. You will beOoh! Doughnuts!"
"I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim-- Ooooooo! Dooo
"I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim---oooooo Doughnuts! "
"I am Homer of Borg. Resistance -- mmmm, donuts!"
"I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimila--...oooooooh, Jelly Donuts!"
"I am Homer of the BORG collective, resistance is ... ah
"I am Homer of the Borg! Prepare to be...OOOoooo! Donuts!!!"
"I am Homer of the Borg. You will be assim.... Hmm... Donuts..."
"I am Homer the Borg! Prepare to be...OOooooo! Doughnuts!"
"I am Hopelessly Lost" - by Wareham I. Now
"I am Immortal! I have inside me blood of kings!"
"I am Juan Sanchez Villa Lobos Ramirez, and I'm at your service."
"I am KTLA!"
"I am Kevorkian of Borg. Your Federal Court Decisions are irrelevant."
"I am Kira of Borg. You gotta problem with that?"
"I am Kira of Borg." Now there's a terrifying thought
"I am Kirk of Borg. You... Will... Be... Assimilated... KAAAAAAHHHN!"
"I am Koloth. That is how." - Koloth to Odo
"I am Largo, the maker of a new world; now HAND IT OVER"--Largo, BGC#6
"I am Larry of Borg ...this is my brother Darryl and this my other..."
"I am Leghorn of Borg. Prepare, ah say, prepare to be assimilated."
"I am Leia of Borg. What!? I would just as soon assimilate a Wookie!"
"I am Lennon of Borg. Imagine there's no assimilation ..."
"I am Lesbian of Borg; men are irrelevant."
"I am Letterman of Borg. Ok now... <hah!> Prepare to be anightalated."
"I am Letterman of Borg. Ok, Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile:"
"I am Liefeld of Borg. Anatomy is irrelevant."
"I am Limbaugh of Borg. Hey listen... I don't assimilate, I complain."
"I am Locutus of Borg. Do you have any Grey Poupon?"
"I am Locutus of Borg. Have you considered buying a Pontiac?"
"I am Lucy of Borg. You will be assimilated, Ricky. WAAAAHHHHHAH!!!!!"
"I am Madden of Borg. BOOM-WAP! You're assimilated, right along here!"
"I am Madonna of Borg. Justify <pantpant> my <pantpant> assimilation!"
"I am MaeWest of Borg. Come up and assimilate me sometime, big boy."
"I am Moe of Borg. Hey, Porcupine. Didn't I say resistance is futile."
"I am Moe of Borg. See that? <BONK!> There...you've been assimilated."
"I am Moe of Borg. Why you...I oughta assimilated you, you numbskull!"
"I am Monty Hall of Borg. You can be assimilated, OR take Door #1."
"I am Monty_Hall of Borg. No deals. Choose assimilation number three!"
"I am MrT of Borg, and ah pity da poorfool who don't get assimilated!"
"I am NOT Santa Claus!" Scott Calvin
"I am NOT a fool. I may *act* like one..."
"I am NOT a fraidy-cat," Tom wimppurred.
"I am NOT a homonecrophiliac", said Tom in dead earnest.
"I am NOT a merry man!" -- Lt. Worf . . . Robin Hood episode
"I am NOT full of hot air," Tom belched.
"I am NOT immortal. At least, I don't think so." Hercules
"I am NOT nice, I am *NOT* sweet, and I am NOT a person either."
"I am NOT on drugs!" said Tom in high falsetto
"I am NOT overreacting! I'm a teen-ager!" -- Katie Kaboom
"I am Odo of Borg. Shape is irrelevant."
"I am Odo."--Curzon Odo "I thought you were Curzon."--Sisko
"I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is futile."
"I am Ohm of Borg. I observed your resistance as... clearly relevant."
"I am Opie of Borg. Can we similate 'em now, Pa? Can we, huh, can we?"
"I am P-P-Porky of B-B-Borg. Pre'ah--Pre'ah--Pre'ah-aw, just give up."
"I am P-Porky of B-Borgprepare to be assim- assim- absorbed."
"I am Paul_Simon of Borg. There are 50 ways to assimilate your lover."
"I am Paulkeating of Borg. This is the assimilation we've had to have."
"I am Pentium of Borg--prepare to be approximated"
"I am Perot of Borg, now here's the deal..."
"I am Perot of Borg. Here's the deal. First, you'll be assimilated..."
"I am Perot of Borg. Now right here's a chart on your assimilation..."
"I am Perot of Borg. Resistance? ... Now that's just sad, really sad."
"I am Pooh of Borg. We're feeling elevenish. Surrender your honey."
"I am Pooh of Borg. All bother is futile, hunny will be assimilated."
"I am Pooh of Borg. We are feeling elevenish. Surrender your honey."
"I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated."
"I am Porky of Borg. Prepare to be assim...assim...assim....a robot!"
"I am Porky of Borg. You are irrele-irrele-irrele--ah, not important."
"I am Q...and you have absolutely no idea how screwed up this is." -Q
"I am Quark! Slayer of Klingons!" "Yeah, right."
"I am Quark. Slayer of Klingons."
"I am Quayle of Borg. Speling is irelevante."
"I am Queeg." * Holly
"I am Rabbit of Borg. No, Pooh. That's not how to assimilate someone."
"I am Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be... uh Nancy, I don't recall that."
"I am Redundant, of Borg. Irrelevancy is Irrelevant."
"I am Ren of Borg. Resistance ess futile, you big sack of protoplasm!"
"I am Riker of Borg: Your women will be assimilated <smirk>."
"I am RoadRunner of Borg." "Prepare to beep-beep assimilated."
"I am Robin of Borg. Holy futility, Batman... We've been assimilated!"
"I am Rockne of Borg. Go out there and assimilate one for the Gipper."
"I am Rubik of Borg. So, you like my ship design?"
"I am SERVO-TRON! DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!"
"I am SUNDER! I am here to hurt you!" -- Sunder
"I am Sajak of Borg. RES_STA_CE _S F_T_LE."
"I am Santini, the Great Santini."
"I am Schultz of Borg. I assimilate nawwthing... nawwwwwthhh-thiiing!"
"I am Scooby of Borg. Reware roo re arimolated, Raggy <he-he-he-he>!"
"I am Scooby of Borg. Reware roo re arrimirated, Raggy!"
"I am Seinfeld of Borg. So hey, what's this big deal with resistance?"
"I am Senility of Borg. Prepare to-who am I and who the hell are you?"
"I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be... or not to be... that is.."
"I am Simmons of Borg. You'll be ass-imilated, honey. Move your tush!"
"I am Slappy of Borg. Ahh, button yer yap! You will be assimilated!"
"I am Slartibartfast of Borg, but my name is irrelevant."
"I am SmokeyBear of Borg. Only YOU can prevent needless assimilation!"
"I am Smorgas of Borg. Prepare to be stuffed till your eyes pop out!"
"I am SpikeLee of Borg. If'n I can't assimilate you, you is a racist."
"I am Spock of Borg. Logic appears to dictate that I assimilate you."
"I am Spock of Borg. Resistance...fascinating, maybe, illogical, yes!"
"I am Spock, a dealer in Kevas and Trillium."
"I am Stern of Borg. Babes will be inseminated--no, assimilated--uh.."
"I am Sybil of Borg. I will assimilate myself, then all those others!"
"I am T'chun, master of Shinanju."
"I am T-Rex of Borg. Irrelevant Barney has been--<BURP!> assimilated."
"I am TIM the Enchanter, but you can call me Tim." - Monty Python
"I am Taz of Borg. You'll be blablabla-yakity-schmackity-blablabla'd!"
"I am Telek Ramor."
"I am The Mad Bomber what bombs at Midnight!"
"I am Thorin son of Thrain son of Thror King Under the Mountain!"
"I am Thylvessster of Borg. Prepare to be athim--athim--athimmilated!"
"I am Tigger of Borg! HooHooHoo...Assimilatin's what Tiggers do best!"
"I am Tigger of Borg. Assimilatin' is what Tiggers do best!"
"I am Tosk." - Tosk "I am sure you are." - Odo
"I am Trellane of Borg. NO! I don't wanna stop assimilating, I don't!"
"I am Tribble of Borg." "Where's The Beef!"
"I am Troi of Borg. All your dark milk chocolate will be assimilated."
"I am Troi of Borg. Answer me... how does assimilation make you feel?"
"I am Trojan of Borg. Have no fear, we engage in 'Safe-Assimilation!'"
"I am Tweety of Borg. I tawt I attimilated a Puddy Tat!"
"I am Tweety of Borg. Aw, the poor puddy-tat..he dot all assimiwated!"
"I am Tweety of Borg. I tawt <pant> I attimilated <pant> a Puddy Tat!"
"I am Uhura of Borg. Assimilation frequencies have been established.."
"I am Vader of Borg. Trust me, Luke, your assimlation lies within me!"
"I am Victor of Borg. And vit dat, you vil be assimilated <fssss-pt!>"
"I am Vulcan." Tuvok "Neelix!" Neelix
"I am Wayne of Borg (yeah right). You will be assimilated... ... NOT!"
"I am Wesley of Borg. Even THEY don't like me!"
"I am WilfordBrimley of Borg. Assimilation is the right thing to do."
"I am Wilson of Borg: Hideho, it's time to be assimilated, neighbor."
"I am Yoda of Borg. Achillummilated you will be, yes! Boum!"
"I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilated you will be, hmmm?"
"I am Yoda of Borg: Irrelevant the Force is"
"I am Yosemite Sam of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, ya varmint!"
"I am Yosemite of Borg. When Ah says assimilate, Ah mean ASSIMILATE!"
"I am Zerogee of Borg. Air resistance is futile."
"I am Zorro of Borg. Prepare to be azzimilated, Alcalde <zip-zip-zip>"
"I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, dahling."
"I am __<your name here>__ of Borg. Prepare to be _<whatever here>_!"
"I am a Borg-again Christian. Resistance to our evangelism is futile."
"I am a Frenchman." - Data
"I am a Jedi, like my father before me." - Luke Skywalker
"I am a Jello's God!" shouted Yahweh, quivering in anger.
"I am a Klingon, I do NOT whistle while I work."
"I am a Klingon, sir. I DO NOT whistle while I work" -- Worf
"I am a One Hundred Percent American; I am a superpatriot."
"I am a Vulcan, Mrs. Renn." Tuvok
"I am a Vulcan. There is no pain." Spock
"I am a being of a higher power," Tom exponentiated.
"I am a confused tigger!!!"
"I am a convicted felon..." - H. DelToro
"I am a dedicated race fan, you know!"
"I am a doctor, not a voyeur!" - Doc Zimmerman
"I am a doctor, not a voyeur." --Holodeck Doctor
"I am a doughnut." - Doughnut "You already mentioned this." - Kenobi
"I am a doughnut." --John F. Kennedy
"I am a fool!" Spock, 'City on the Edge of Forever'
"I am a jelly donut." -- J.F.K., Berlin, 1961
"I am a jelly doughnut." - John F. Kennedy
"I am a jelly doughnut." - John F. Kennedy
"I am a part of all I have read." -- John Kieran
"I am a punisher sent from hell" -- By Arpit Gambhir
"I am a pusher I'm a whore, and I control you." -NIN
"I am a pusher I'm a whore, and I control you." -NIN
"I am a rabid typist." - Real live resume statement
"I am a reporter; God exists only for leader-writers."
"I am a right maid for my cowardice." -- Shakespeare
"I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber."
"I am a superhero!"- The Tick
"I am a warrior, not a interior decorator!" -- Worf
"I am acrimonious!!" -- Father Mulcahy to Hawkeye
"I am afraid, I am afraid to believe." - Dana Scully
"I am aligning toward the light."
"I am all the things you think, but I'm more." - The Stand
"I am also programed for conversational English!"
"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further." - Vader
"I am amazed and know not what to say." - Shakespeare
"I am an android." "Hmph! Almost as bad!" Adm. McCoy
"I am an artist you philistine, not a babe!" - Stonecutter
"I am an emergency medical supplement." Doctor
"I am an enchanter... some call me... Tim?"
"I am an indian, but I also represent death." - animatronic indian from the Ben Stiller Show in "Oliver Stone World"
"I am an optomist."-Pesto "Yeah."-Squit "Thats it!!!!! Q$^&@$%!*&"-Pesto
"I am aware of proper search procedures, 194." Beta 5
"I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds..." -- Dr. Destroyer
"I am become Warners - Devourer of Episodes."
"I am become death, the shatter of worlds." -- Oppenheimer
"I am beginning to see the appeal of this program!" -- Worf
"I am but mad north-northwest." -- Shakespeare
"I am calvin of borg. Prepare to be assimilated buddy boy
"I am concerned about my brother, Crosus." Lore
"I am constant as the nort star." -- General Chang ST:VI
"I am content to remain Galadriel ..I shall go into the West"..
"I am curious, sir. Who is the father?" -- Barclay
"I am curious, sir; who is the father?" - Barklay to Data
"I am damned for my duty. And why should the damned turn aside?"
"I am detecting a quantum flux in your cellulr RNA." -- Data
"I am detecting a temporal disturbance intercepting the table" - Data
"I am determined to get a muskie this year!" Mike Nelson
"I am easily satisfied with the best." - W. Churchill
"I am escaped with the skin of my teeth." -- Job 19:20
"I am famous for knowing it well." Neelix
"I am fire! And LIFE INCARNATE! Now and forever - I AM PHOENIX!"
"I am fluent in over 6 million forms of assimilation." - C-3PO of Borg
"I am from Iowa. I only work in outer space." -Kirk
"I am full of tinier men!" - The Living Doll [The Tick]
"I am full of tinier men!" -The Living Doll
"I am fully functional." - Data "Lucky bastard..." - Odo
"I am going the way of all the earth." -- Joshua 13:14
"I am going to be observing you, very closely." Lovok to Garak
"I am going to die in my right mind." - Hawk (aka Harold Emery Lauder)
"I am going to take a vow of silence about this whole conversation"- L
"I am he who can dissolve the terror of being a man" - The Crow
"I am honored." - G'Kar
"I am hungry ?" "No eating our opponents!"
"I am hungry. Therefore I am." - Garfield
"I am hurteeng..."- Dr. Renhoek-enstein
"I am in considerable pain." - Brain
"I am in tune!" Tom sounded off
"I am incapable of forgetting." - Data
"I am intrigued by these beings and their strange rituals." -Zor's log
"I am just now as well, as when you was here." - Alexander Pope
"I am like the wind ... untamable, yet annoying..." -- Babs Bunny
"I am long past innocence and fast approaching apathy." -- Londo
"I am made from the dust of the stars," -RUSH
"I am merely a hologram." The Doctor
"I am mighty... I have a glow you cannot see." - The TICK
"I am more afraid of our mistakes than our enemies' designs."-Pericles
"I am my own Beginning, my own Ending." Guardian
"I am no longer infected."
"I am no steward, O King, and I mislike summonings." -- Dream
"I am nobody's fool. Least of all yours." -- George Sanders
"I am not easy to get along with." - Worf
"I am not *HONEY*!" -- Janette
"I am not ... easy to get along with." - Worf
"I am not Mr. Tator! I am not the entertainment!" - Dictator to Yakko
"I am not Picard." * Sisko
"I am not Spock!" TV's Frank
"I am not a committee!" - Leia
"I am not a crook" - various presidents
"I am not a crook," Mr. Nixon said resignedly.
"I am not a crook." Clinton quoting Nixon.
"I am not a crook." President Nixon said resignedly.
"I am not a crook." Clinton quoting Nixon.
"I am not a dentist" Bart on the blackboard
"I am not a dentist." - Bart's Board
"I am not a liar," said the liar.
"I am not a man." -Mowgli/The Jungle Book
"I am not a number, I am a free man!!" - The Prisoner
"I am not a number, I am a free man!"
"I am not a number, I am a free man!" - Number Six
"I am not a pet!" -Soun Tendo
"I am not a woman of loose morals!!!!!!!!" - Ayeka
"I am not aging, I am marinating"
"I am not an Economist. I am an honest man!" -- Paul McCracken
"I am not an animal." -John Merrick/The Elephant Man
"I am not arrogant." New Undeniable Truth #18
"I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers." - Bart Simpson.
"I am not deliciously saucy" - Bart's Board
"I am not devoid of humor." - Brain
"I am not doing any inserting in that area!" (Kramer)
"I am not easy to get along with." - Worf
"I am not familiar with this class of ship." Romulan
"I am not inferior to Lore." -Data
"I am not irrational!! I am a teenager!!!" - Katie Kaboom
"I am not just going to abandon one of my officers." Sisko
"I am not less perfect than Lore!" - Lore
"I am not less perfect than Lore." - Data
"I am not like you!" Spock
"I am not overreacting! I am a teenager!" -- Katie Kaboom
"I am not programmed to respond in that area." Norman
"I am not qualified to diagnose your psychoses, chum." The Tick
"I am not responsible for the cleanliness of YOUR decks" - Pak'ma'ra
"I am not some figment of your imagination!" Kira
"I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr." - Bart Simpson.
"I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr." - Bart's Board
"I am not your enemy. Save your Rage for the Wyrmspawn."
"I am not your puppet anymore." Data
"I am not... easy... to get along with." - Worf
"I am now 68 centimeters shorter." --Holodoc.
"I am off to the race track," said Tom, hoarsely.
"I am often mistaken for being absent." -- Father Mulcahy
"I am on a great adventure." -- Harold Lauder
"I am one jelly doughnut!" John F. Kennedy
"I am one of the people your parents warned you about." - The Beast
"I am one spooky chick!" Mike Nelson
"I am ordered to please you." Drusilla
"I am overjoyed." Sunan "How delightful for you." Klingon Torres
"I am perpetual now." Nomad
"I am preparing to toast a marshmelon." -- Spock
"I am programmed in multiple pleasuring techniques." --DATA
"I am programmed in multiple techniques" - Data
"I am programmed to investigate." Nomad
"I am proud I have never owned a pair of blue jeans." : Rush Limbaugh
"I am quite capable of civil conversations." -- Jack Butler
"I am recieving a number of distress signals."-Spock
"I am ruin-ed! I am ruin-ed!" "You are rescu-ed!"
"I am sensing a powerful mind" - Troi
"I am serious - and stop calling me Shirley."
"I am simply a program."--Robert Picardo
"I am simply going my job." -- Garek
"I am smitten...I am in deep smit."
"I am so one of the seven dwarves!" Tom said grumpily.
"I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T!"
"I am sorry but what exactly do you mean by `my twit filter'?"
"I am sorry, I have no vices for you to exploit." Tosk
"I am sorry, Miss Annie." - Worf
"I am sorry, but I have no form of legal tender." Data
"I am still not sure how this works." - J* The Wizard
"I am sure he is in the fleet. I would he had boarded me."
"I am sure your ancestors are always with you"---George S. Patton
"I am surrounded by idiots" -Scar, The Lion King.
"I am sworn." "Then you are damned." - Oracle
"I am the *Eggplant* Man..."
"I am the Black Angel, Chaos Bringer I AM POWER!!" Phoenix
"I am the Canardian Guardian!" - DarkWing Duck
"I am the Doctor." "Who?" "Precisely."
"I am the Dragon. You are *NOT* the Dragon. Any questions?"
"I am the Dread Pirate Roberts! There will be no survivors!" -Fezzig
"I am the Earth Mother and you are all flops." Elizabeth Taylor
"I am the Eyes of Vaal." Akuta
"I am the Goddess of Apathy....Who cares?" - Troi
"I am the Goddess of Empathy" -Deanna Troi
"I am the Goddess of Empathy..." -- Holodeck Troi "Muzzle it!" -- Troi
"I am the Goddess of Empathy....Muzzle it!" - Troi
"I am the Goo-Fish! You are no match for me!" -MM Power Rangers
"I am the Great Cornholio! I need T.P. T.P for my bunghole!" -Beavis
"I am the Grim Reaper!" "That's about all he says.."
"I am the Intendant of Borg" - now there's a REALLY terrifying thought
"I am the Key Master." - Sam
"I am the Knight Industries Two Thousand. You can call me KITT."
"I am the Lorax and I speak for the Trees!" -- The Lorax
"I am the Love that dare not speak its name." -Douglas
"I am the MASTER...You will obey me...You WILL obey ME!"
"I am the Master, you must obey me..." the Master
"I am the Mouth of Sauron."
"I am the President...I am the President...I am..."
"I am the Rake, and this is...BucketHead." Die Fleidermouse
"I am the bell ringer that will ring your chimes." - DarkWing Duck
"I am the boiling man." - The Crow
"I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair" - Darkwing Duck
"I am the cat that somebody let out of the bag!" -Darkwing Duck
"I am the check writer in the cash only line." - Darkwing Duck
"I am the cholesteral that clogs your ateries." - DarkWing Duck
"I am the clipper that trims your hedges" - DarkWing Duck
"I am the clock cleaner who's going to ring your chimes." - D. Duck
"I am the cold sore that stings your lips" - DarkWing Duck
"I am the cotton swab that gets stuck in your ear." - DarkWing Duck
"I am the creature that goes bump in the night." - DarkWing Duck
"I am the culmination of creation." - Calvin
"I am the debit in your credit line." - DarkWing Duck
"I am the denominator." - Arnold Schwartzenegger teaching math
"I am the door." -- John 10:9
"I am the editor that leaves you on the editing floor." - DarkWing Duck
"I am the editor who leaves you on the cutting room floor" - D. Duck
"I am the eggman. I am the eggman. I am the walrus!"
"I am the elder brother, K'ern." - Worf
"I am the embodiment of modern medicine." - Holodoc
"I am the evil that lurks in the night" - DarkWing Duck
"I am the fast food that comes back to haunt you." - DarkWing Duck
"I am the fingernail that scratches the blackboard of your soul"
"I am the furthest minion of the Dark Tower." - Walter
"I am the genius of myself, not you!" - Pat Cooper, Jan. 1995
"I am the gold at the end of the rainbow." - DarkWing Duck
"I am the good that flutters in the day?!?!" - DarkWing Duck
"I am the grade curve that gives you an F" - DarkWing Duck
"I am the great white tiger." -- Remo
"I am the hairball that clogs your drain." - DarkWing Duck
"I am the hero that quacks in the night." - DarkWing Duck
"I am the ingrown toenail in your party pumps." - DarkWing DUck
"I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime!" - DarkWing Duck
"I am the itch that you cannot reach" - DarkWing Duck
"I am the logic that annoys in the night - I am...SPOCK'S BRAIN!!"
"I am the logic that annoys in the night. I am... Spock's Brain!"
"I am the magic man. I'm the man who speaks for the latter age."
"I am the mask you wear." "It's me they hear!"
"I am the mask you wear." - Christine "It's me they hear!" - Phantom
"I am the mighty Megalosaurus, the King of the Dinosaurs!" - Earl
"I am the moderator...whether you like it....or not." (slight smile)
"I am the modren man, with this guitar in hand..."
"I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater."
"I am the muddy shoes that track the linoleum of crime." - DW Duck
"I am the one, the only one. I am the God of Kingdom Come!"
"I am the paper cut that ruins your day!" - Darkwing Duck
"I am the parking meter that expires while you shop!" -DW
"I am the parking meter that expires while you shop" - Darkwing Duck
"I am the person your mother warned you about..." - DarkWing Duck
"I am the plot twist in the second reel!" -DarkWing Duck
"I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out." - DarkWing Duck
"I am the rose bush that refuses to bloom." - DarkWing Duck
"I am the smell that makes sardines nauseous." - DarkWing Duck
"I am the soap scum that lines your tub." - DarkWing Duck
"I am the special bulletin that interupts your favorite show" - D. Duck
"I am the spigot that drips in the night." - DarkWing Duck
"I am the spinach that sticks to your teeth." - DarkWing Duck
"I am the stuff of your worst nightmare." - DarkWing Duck
"I am the sum of all evils!" Loc-Nar
"I am the supernova at the center of the universe." - DarkWing Duck
"I am the terror that flaps in the night!" - Darkwing Duck
"I am the terror that flys in the night..."
"I am the terror, that flaps in the night..." - DarkWing Duck
"I am the toddler that naps in the night! ...Huh???" - Darkwing Duck
"I am the very model of a cartoon individual!" Yakko Warner
"I am the very model of a modern major general." Mike Nelson
"I am the very model of a stupid Star Trek admiral..."
"I am the walrus. Goo-goo-ga-joob."
"I am the weed-whacker in the garden of evil!" - DarkWing Duck
"I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus!" -Darkwing Duck
"I am the winged scourge that pecks at your nightmares!" - DarkWing
"I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3:00am!" -Darkwing Duck
"I am thinking of something orange. Something ORANGE. It's an orange!"
"I am trying to save a world." Anan 7
"I am very attached to my parts" -- Josie
"I am very complex."--Data
"I am very happy for Commander La Forge." Worf
"I am wealthy in my friends." - Shakespeare
"I am what I am and that's all that I am"
"I am what I am and that's all what I am." - Popeye
"I am what I am, Leila." Spock
"I am what I am. I am Q." - Amanda Rogers
"I am willing to love all mankind, except an American."
"I am wondering, why are you here?" - Yoda
"I am your father." - Darth Vader
"I am your god!" * Lister
"I am your king!" "Well I didn't vote for you!"
"I am your king!" - Arthur "Well I didn't vote for you!" - peasant
"I am your king." "Well, I didn't vote for you." - Monty Python
"I am your king." "Well, I didn't vote for you."
"I am, a *BABY* Nikki..."
"I am, in short, a man on the edge of everything." - Roland
"I am. Therefore, I drink heavily..."
"I am. Tan Ru. Tan Ru. Nomad. Tan Ru." Spock
"I am... stuck." - Data
"I am...pleased to see you, Captain." Spock
"I am...undamaged, Captain." Spock
"I answer as simply as your level of understanding makes possible."
"I answer to other Minbari, not freaks." Ashon
"I anticipate another ten minutes of..." Thelev
"I apologise for being late, Captain." Delenn
"I apologize for calling your wife a bloated wart-hog."
"I appreciate the thought." -Chakotay
"I appreciate your faith in me, Sire." EHMP
"I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies." -- Roger
"I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies." -- Roger the Shrubber
"I ask for nothing, /Master/." --Magenta\n "And you shall recieve it in abundance!" --Frank
"I ask that of all my prey...." - The Joker
"I asked Troi to join us." - Alexander
"I asked what you knew, not what you believed." - MacLeod
"I asked you not to tell me that!" - M. Smart
"I asked you not to tell me that." -- Maxwell Smart
"I aspire to a higher position: numb-minded knob." - Mutant Raccoon
"I aspire to talk less myself." - Talyn
"I assume Data used natural violin strings," was Sarek's gut reaction.
"I assume I need no introduction..." -- Lestat
"I assume these are the ambassadors," guessed O'Brien.
"I assume you will take care of this before we enter warp," prezoomed Pi
"I assume you will take care of this before we enter warp."
"I assume your handprint will work whether you're conscious or not."
"I assume" makes an ass out of u and me.
"I assumed it was a lost art." - Kirk on Argelian empathic contact
"I assumed you needed help. I see I'm in error." Spock
"I assure you I seek only knowledge" - Aldous Gajic
"I assure you I seek only knowledge." (Babylon 5)
"I assure you I seek only knowledge." - Aldous Gajic
"I assure you, I can." - Q
"I assure you, I seek only knowledge." - Aldous Gaijic
"I assure you, I'm quite fertile." - Gilora
"I assure you, we're in perfect health." Langor
"I ate a chicken sandwich," said Tom foully.
"I ate his liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti" - The Original Hanniba
"I ate his liver with some farver beans and a nice chianti..." - HL
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti" - Original Hanniba
"I ate his liver, with some gagh and a nice Chianti..."
"I ate like a pig!" "Pumbaa, you are a pig." "Oh...right."--Pumbaa/Simba
"I ate six buckets and I lost weight!" - Earl on Dino's Ribs fast food
"I ate the Fruzenglazse!" TV's Frank
"I ate the flock," Orville said sheepishly
"I ate the flock," the wolf said sheepishly
"I ate the frosting." -- Zachary Butler.
"I barely believe in objective *reality*!"
"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." - GILDA RADNER
"I bathe myself thoroughly whenever I get the chance." Forrester
"I bear your child." Miramanee to Kirk
"I before E except after C" - Grammar is a weird science.
"I before E except after C." What a stupid language.
"I before E except after C." What a weird society.
"I beg your pardon madame, but*get* *off*!" -- Zazu
"I beg your pardon, madam, but *GET OFF*! Simba? Nala!" --Zazu
"I began by painting the image of the blacksmith." Data
"I behaved inappropriately." -- Riker
"I beleave I understand." - Data
"I beleive a self-determinance is emerging." - Data
"I beleive that's 94 points for me." Tuvok
"I believe I got you covered..." -- Arsenal
"I believe I know where it's going." Kirk
"I believe I may have a suggestion that may help." Doctor
"I believe I overexerted myself." Data
"I believe I said that, Captain." - Spock
"I believe I said that." Spock
"I believe I will take this opportunity to remove my ears."
"I believe OS/2...to be the most important OS...of all time" Gates '87
"I believe _because_ it is absurd." --Tertullian
"I believe he got the point" - 007 (Thunderball)
"I believe in Aliens! --Rimmer
"I believe in God, only I spell it Nature." Frank L. Wright
"I believe in Rhett Butler." Clark Gable
"I believe in a God that doesn't need heavy financing." - Fletch
"I believe in an individual's freedom to be happy." - Heinlein
"I believe in dope, guns, and broads." - T-Bird
"I believe in long, deep, wet kisses that last 3 days."
"I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together."
"I believe in refueling, I do" -- Crow T. Robot
"I believe in revenge, MacLeod!" -- Kalas
"I believe in women's lib. I set three free." Lewis Gizzard.
"I believe my plan has a fatal flaw." - Brain
"I believe my response would be, 'Go To Hell'." -Spock
"I believe that belongs to me." -- Quark
"I believe that is why they call it 'gambling.'" - Data
"I believe that means he would like us to be friends" - Beverly
"I believe that the Caretaker is dying." Tuvok
"I believe that the power to make money is a gift from God."
"I believe that's our ring, Abner." "Well, I-doggies, Lum..."
"I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns."
"I believe the appropriate response is 'yowsa.'" - Data
"I believe the appropriate response would be 'yowza!'"
"I believe the beverage has provoked an emotional response." Data
"I believe the human expression would be...go to hell?" - Spock
"I believe there's a ghost of a chance to find someone to love"-RUSH
"I believe this wall is merely an illusion." Tuvok
"I believe truth is in the eye of the beholder" - Guinan
"I believe we have time to take a closer look, Number One!" * Picard
"I believe we're under attack." COL. TRAVIS
"I believe you could say...I have been inspired." Data
"I believe you're in my chair."--Picard
"I believe your aim is improving, Counselor." - Data
"I bequeath," said Tom willfully. -Edward J O'Brien
"I bet *that* never happened in Home Ec." -- Jenny
"I bet George Kennedy is in this" -- Crow T. Robot
"I bet it left a bad taste in his mouth." McCoy
"I bet it was something nice." - Ace Ventura
"I bet it will suddenly stop!" said Orville abruptly.
"I bet it's an illusion."
"I bet she does, I bet she does! Nudge, nudge, eh? Say no more!"
"I bet starship captains don't have days like this."--Trofimov
"I bet the human brain is a kludge." -- Marvin Minsky
"I bet the monster is really a good guy." Crow T. Robot
"I bet they can't program their VCR's." Crow T. Robot
"I bet they'll be surprised by my drawing of the Enterprise," Moriarty f
"I bet you they won't play this song on the radio.."
"I bet your mamma must've been another hot looking mama too"
"I bet your the only male in the school suffering from penis envy."
"I better be going. I have to get up sometime tomorrow." -- Jim from "Taxi"
"I better call Huggy Bear" -- Crow T. Robot
"I better put on my patented Stuponitron helmet."
"I bid you welcome." Ayelborne "No doubt you do." Kor
"I blew him away." - Kinsey Milhone, "'A' is for Alibi"
"I blow my nose at you..!"
"I bought a cheap piece of land. It was on someone else's property." - s
"I bought a cordless extension cord." - Stephen Wright
"I bought a cordless extension cord..." - s.w.
"I bought a cordless extension cord..." -- Wright
"I bought instant water but I don't know what to add..." -- s.w.
"I bought powdered water the other day. I don't know what to do with it."
"I bought powdered water, but I didn't know what to add." - Stephen Wright
"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included."
"I bought some dehydrated water but didn't know what to add." - Wright
"I bought some powdered water but didn't know what to add." - s.w.
"I bought some used paint. It comes in the shape of a house."
"I bought these peanuts in Los Angeles," said Tom lagubriously.
"I bought twenty boxes." --handing out Girl Scout Cookies
"I bow to your brilliance." Garak-2
"I brake for Milky Ways."
"I brake for animals. I floor it for Fundies!"
"I bring gifts." Winters
"I bring him back and Humperdink suffers?" - Miracle Max
"I bring him back and Humperdink suffers???" "Humiliations galore!"
"I bring scientists, you bring a rock star." - John Hammond
"I bring you these 15 oops CRASH 10 commandments..."
"I bring you these 15... OOPS... <CRASH!> 10 commandments..."
"I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds."
"I broke my glasses and it's like looking through an ice cube."-Radar
"I broke my nose." - Major Kira - Past Tense Pt ][
"I broke the balls, then I scratched." - Quickling
"I broke the breadline, nobody knows..."
"I brought the dessert", said Tom piously.
"I brought you into this world and I can take you out." Bill Cosby
"I brungs it from home." - Greasepit
"I brush my teeth every five minutes," said Tom implacably.
"I build wig-wams and teepees," Orville said tensely
"I build wig-wams and teepees,"then old man said tensely
"I busted him up" - Data
"I butt, you butt, he or she butts..." - Delenn (DL)
"I call Ray Milland!" "That means I have to be Rosie Greer!"
"I call heaven and earth to witness against you this day."
"I call it 'Bongo.'" - Salmoneus on Ancient Greek Bingo
"I call it.... Vera." ~Jayne (Firefly)
"I call them 'ears.'" Spock
"I call them 'ears.'" Spock
"I call this 'What's inside a TV'" - Spike's science project
"I called information and asked, 'Where are my socks?'" - S. Wright
"I came all the way to Korea to see this picture." -- Hawkeye
"I came for a week and got stuck for 15 years."
"I came here to be a gigolo..." Tom Servo
"I came here to die with you, or live with you." - Josey Wales
"I came here to win a Championship." - Tim McKyer (Steelers CB)
"I came in through the window." -- Vash
"I came not to send peace, but a sword." -- Matthew 10:34
"I came to break the bones of your sins, meat puppet." - The Crow
"I came, I saw, I Oh, screw it..."
"I came, I saw, she conquered." (The original Latin was garbled) - RAH
"I came, I saw, she conquered." The original Latin seems to have been
"I came. I saw. I waffled. - Julius Clinton, Act 1, Scene 1
"I can almost feel my neural transmitters shutting down" - Calvin
"I can always eat dinner with Dax, or Dr. Bashir. Or >Quark<." Sisko
"I can always find my way home," said Tom's pathologist lustily.
"I can always try smoke signals...."
"I can assure you size will not be a problem" - Worf
"I can barely hear you." Odo
"I can barely keep my eyes open." Riker
"I can be VERY...persuasive." Sisko
"I can be anything I wanna be - it's the 90's." -- Kelly
"I can be of help to you" - Deep Throat to Mulder (1x02)
"I can be self-referential if I want to," said Tom swiftly.
"I can be warm and sensual." Stadi
"I can beat you up!" - Joe "Try it!" - Maurecia
"I can certainly understand your desire to return home." Odo
"I can deal with PMS...I'll Pack My Suitcase!" says abused husband.
"I can do it. I've done it before." - Mielikki
"I can do that." Rom
"I can do this." EHMP "I agree." Janeway
"I can do what you do, you just do it better"
"I can eat one hundred and forty-four", Tom boasted grossly.
"I can feel when she kisses me sleeping..."
"I can forgive anything but bad taste." - Nicholas Ward
"I can forgive such a display only once!" T'Pau
"I can give you a deal on this Gnomish Helm" -- The Arcane
"I can guess that you're a holy man," Tom divined.
"I can hardly forbear throwing things at him." -- Shakespeare
"I can have you sent to a penal colony for this!" Fox to Scott
"I can hear that I've been saved again by the garbage truck."
"I can help you become more human" - Lore
"I can help you with the big words if you are having trouble" - Stoner
"I can hold my head still with my hands at my knees."
"I can imagine quite a lot." - Connor MacLeod
"I can levitate birds but nobody cares..."
"I can levitate birds, but nobody cares." -- Wright
"I can lie." * Kryten
"I can live for two months on a good compliment." - Mark Twain
"I can make it stop! I created it!" Daystrom
"I can make it worth your while." Quark
"I can not give you what you deny yourself." - Kai Opaka
"I can now look forward to death." -- Data
"I can offer no tangible evidence to present." Tuvok
"I can pick you off from here!" Joel Robinson
"I can prove we're telling the truth." Kirk
"I can pull a better cartoon out of my a-ha-hi kids!" - Krusty
"I can put horseshoes on a mosquito." -- Col. Potter
"I can resist anything but temptation."
"I can scream as loud as her, but I can't claim innocence" - Tori Amos
"I can see a cat before he sees me." -- Winchester
"I can see by infrared; how I hate the night..."--Marvin
"I can see how that could be considered highly amusing." --Data
"I can see it all as clearly as if it was yesterday" - Wesley
"I can see it's dangerous for you." -Maverick
"I can see it." Paris "Magnify." Janeway
"I can see length! Or width!" -- Dr. Erhardt
"I can see more than you think with this thing" - LaForge
"I can see the captain is going to be difficult." Spock
"I can see the headlines now..."- Freddy Krueger
"I can see the synapses beginning to fire behind your eyes." Londo
"I can see we're in for a fabulous evening's apocalypse." - Max Q.
"I can show you my favorite thing in the universe." -- Garibaldi
"I can speak English, I learn it from a booooook." - Manuel
"I can split demons in two," Tom imparted.
"I can swashbuckle with the best of them." -- Neelix
"I can take Ken Norton in four" -- Crow T. Robot
"I can take a wife in that land," Cain nodded.
"I can take it, but I prefers, I say, I prefers to dish it out!" F.L.
"I can take you apart real easy, pal." -- Big John
"I can tell a lot about a man by dancing with him." Kim Novak
"I can tell that you want me." "Yes, I want you to leave."
"I can tell you the cost", Orville quoted
"I can think of better things to keep you up..." - Bashir
"I can think of something more sociable to do." - 007 (George Lazenby)
"I can wait. The question is, can you?" - Garak
"I can" is not as convincing as "I did." -- Ed Parker
"I can't *wait* to see the bill for all of this..." -- Mudslide
"I can't _believe_ that I said that!" - Rimmer
"I can't allow this." - Garibaldi
"I can't argue with that." -The Tick
"I can't be a juror. I think that guy's guilty." "That's the D.A."
"I can't be defamed anymore than I already am." - Dire Wolf
"I can't be happy every day, but I can be cheerful." -- Sills
"I can't be right ALL the time." "Hey, you got THAT right!"
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing!" - Homer Simpson
"I can't believe he fell for it! Chump!" -- Tom Servo
"I can't believe how completely in London I am." Crow T. Robot
"I can't believe it! he's fighting with Adolf Hitler!" * Rimmer
"I can't believe it, Jim. The shields held out the ENTIRE battle!"
"I can't believe it. I'm losing to a rug." - Aladdin
"I can't believe the things you say..." -Metallica
"I can't believe you cut off all my hair!" she said, distressed.
"I can't believe you did that." - Riker
"I can't belive I ate the whole thing" - Circa 1973
"I can't breathe in this thing!" - Dark Helmut
"I can't bring the car back until low tide."
"I can't call Captain Picard a liar." - Wesley Crusher
"I can't complain, but sometimes I still do." -- Joe Walsh
"I can't concentrate on my *own* lame wisecracks." Crow
"I can't contact the captain." Riker
"I can't damn him for his loyalty." Kirk
"I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling." -- Florence Henderson
"I can't deny that." - Sisko
"I can't die with dignity. I H-A-V-E N-O DIGNITY!" (George)
"I can't die yet; I haven't seen 'The Jolson Story'."
"I can't die, Tessa... not like other people." -- Duncan MacLeod
"I can't do it, it's got this damn knob on the end of it." - MR
"I can't do this new math," Tom added.
"I can't drive 55!!" --Sammy Hagar
"I can't eat another thing" Tom said fully.
"I can't eat fast food so I eat turtles."
"I can't even dance" - Wesley
"I can't explain it either."--Odo
"I can't figure it out." La Forge
"I can't find any 11's to go after my 10's!" - Greasepit playing cards
"I can't find anything wrong with her." - O'Brien
"I can't find the spare," said Tom tirelessly.
"I can't focus." Kim
"I can't get any directional readings at all." Kim
"I can't get back to that computer without you." Human Torres
"I can't get this think back in my pants, Earl!"
"I can't give it anymore Captain. It's only a CHEVY, Sir."
"I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma."
"I can't go to school because I ain't got a gun." - Alice Cooper
"I can't go with you, Zephram." Companion/Hedford
"I can't go wong with my Dick Twacy hat." -- Elmer
"I can't have a baby!" -- Sam Beckett
"I can't help being what I am." - David Conte
"I can't help but feel that the film was flawed in some way."
"I can't help it if I'm cute!" - Dot
"I can't help it, It has a mind of it's own"
"I can't help myself. I like you!" Zek
"I can't help myself; Worf's just so darned cute!" Q
"I can't keep pretending I don't love you anymore"
"I can't leave her. I love her." Cochrane
"I can't leave the Corp." -- Winters
"I can't let Spock die, can I?" Kirk
"I can't let her die. Not again." Sisko
"I can't lie." * Kryten
"I can't lose you now, Mr. Spock, I can't!" Leila Kalomi
"I can't make heads or tails of it." EMHP
"I can't make it easy, Commander." Janeway
"I can't make it out. It's either WELCOME or KEEP AWAY" -Moe
"I can't mantain a positive lock." Yar
"I can't march any more," Tom said haltingly.
"I can't march any more," the soldier said haltingly.
"I can't paint your portrait with those tears in your eye"
"I can't post.55!!!" -McFly
"I can't potty in there! It's disgusting!" - Wakko
"I can't repair the station without your help." Bashir
"I can't run without my theme..." Mike Nelson
"I can't say I'm suprised." * Rimmer
"I can't scan the interior." Kim
"I can't see you over there." Neelix
"I can't seem to be able to count past...14." Vir
"I can't send you flowers, baby, but I can send you." Nick Adams
"I can't sleep anywhere!" - Winchester. "Try the minefield." - Hawk
"I can't spell that either!" -Blank Reg
"I can't stand him when he's like this." Tom Servo
"I can't take a chance on losing my dignity." Tom Servo
"I can't take him like that! He's not dead!" "Aw, come on, ...."
"I can't take him seriously." "Dressed like that? No!"
"I can't take you *anywhere*." - Scully to Mulder
"I can't take you seriously at all. You're too cute."
"I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and a dead crab."
"I can't tell whether I'm coming or going," Tom said amphisbaenically.
"I can't tell you about it. I had you going there!" -- Jake Sisko
"I can't tell you about it.... I had you going there!!!" Jake
"I can't tell you how happy this makes me." Madred
"I can't understand it! He just burst in and shot my violin."
"I can't understand it." Cranston
"I can't understand why anyone would willingly go to a war." - Hawkeye
"I can't use contractions." - Data
"I can't wait 'til they throw his hatless butt in jail." - Homer Simpson
"I can't wait for the wake." Mulder
"I can't wait to see what he's come up with." La Forge
"I can't watch another episode of SeaQuest." Tom Servo
"I can't, Doctor. I might hurt you." -- Worf
"I can't. I'm prevented from that by a promise." Riker
"I can't. My arms are inoperable." -- Tom Servo
"I canna' change the laws of assimilation" -- Scotty of Borg
"I cannot be a man by wishing; I will die a woman, grieving."
"I cannot become nervous." - Data
"I cannot believe I just said that" -- Rimmer
"I cannot believe I'm getting advice about women from my son!" Sisko
"I cannot give you what you deny yourself." - Kai Opaka
"I cannot guarentee success." Romulan
"I cannot help you." Hugh
"I cannot kill my friend." <to thug> "Kill my friend." --SNEAKERS
"I cannot let it spread beyond this colony." Kirk
"I cannot relinquish command under these conditions." Spock
"I cannot rely on your primitive technology. Kill the patient".
"I cannot seem to do it right" - Data
"I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience." - Yoda
"I cannot, no Vulcan could, explain further." Spock
"I cant believe this shit has happened"-Yvonne
"I care."
"I cast fireball!" Tom said magically.
"I caught it. Just before he died." Bender
"I caught two hares", said Tom abrasively.
"I certainly wouldn't trust anybody who understands us." -- Hawkeye
"I change gears, so people don't know *what* to believe...:)"
"I changed it!" Sisko
"I changed my mind you *are* crazy." -- Sam Beckett
"I changed my mind. Again." Uhura to Sulu-2
"I changed my mind... you *are* crazy." -- Sam Beckett
"I choose not to answer." - Picard
"I choose not to run!" --Jerry, "Seinfeld"
"I choose the battlefield. I assert reality." - Dream
"I choose the danger." - McCoy
"I choose to live my life in the company of Ghandi and King."
"I chop down trees for a living," said Tom lumberingly.
"I chop down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra."
"I claim this chest for France." -- Kids in the Hall
"I claim this chest for Mother Russia!" -- KITH
"I claim this chest for Spain." -- Kids in the Hall
"I clean public lavatories. After 5 years they give me a brush."
"I climbed Mount Everest," said Tom hilariously.
"I closed the door on you!"-Alice "But I found the key.."
"I closed the door on you!"-Alice "Somebody left the key.."
"I collect fairy tales", said Tom grimly.
"I come bearing a message of unholy death!" Mike Nelson
"I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him." - Shakespeare
"I come to seize your berry, not to praise it."
"I command a private army," said Tom maliciously.
"I command you to make the walls bleed!" - Bart to haunted house
"I commanded a group of ships for a week," Orville said fleetingly.
"I confess! We've been telling Quayle he IS Jack Kennedy!!"
"I configured those coils myself." - O'Brien
"I consider the entire conversation something best forgotten." Garak
"I consider this a volunteer mission." -- Sisko
"I control the world's supply of dairy products!" TV's Frank
"I cough only because I'm a little frightened." Ingrid Bergman
"I could always draw it on paper", Tom figured.
"I could always kill you and ask your corpse." -Strahd
"I could attempt to remodulate the Tricorders delta-band emissions..."
"I could be a valuable member of the team." - Q
"I could be anybody," said ___ namelessly.
"I could be arguing in my spare time." - Monty Python
"I could be arguing on my own time."
"I could be chasin' an untamed ornithoid without cause."
"I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid." -- Data
"I could create a shapeshifter playmate for you..." - Quark
"I could destroy this planet." Kirk
"I could easily comment, but.. that would be FAR too easy. ;)"
"I could get out for bravery. I'm not making it for nutsery."-Kilnger
"I could hardly be held responsible." Quark "Oh yes you could." Odo
"I could hardly believe my nose!" * Lister
"I could have more fun in cat litter."
"I could have prevented all of it." Kirk, 'The Apple'
"I could have saved her. Do you know what you jut did??" McCoy
"I could have told that just by looking at you." O'Brien
"I could keep it above, but then it wouldn't be sky anymore."
"I could kill you!" "Good! We will practice that after dinner!"
"I could kill you, but I prefer to use you." - Kallas
"I could learn to like this." - Janet Jackson
"I could live a million"
"I could never be a woman. I'd just stay home & play with my breasts!
"I could organize your closet for you." - Data
"I could pick up a few credits for this one." Max
"I could probably think better without your hand on my thigh."
"I could prove God statistically." - George Gallup
"I could really use my gun here." - Peter Caine
"I could say home sweet home, sir" - Data
"I could see that..." TV's Frank
"I could see the freckles on his nose if he had some." Geordi
"I could show you my favorite obsession" - Frank N. Furter
"I could sing about last night." -- Donna Hayward
"I could spread a particle beam out of the anti-matter chamber"-Geordi
"I could stand to lose 50% of my body weight," said Tom affably.
"I could sure use something to help fan this fire!" Tom bellowed.
"I could use a belt." -- Potter. "We know just the place." -- Hawkeye
"I could use a friend on Bajor. I'd like it to be you." - Kira
"I could use a little of that kind of help myself." -- Hawkeye
"I could use a shower." "Yes." Kirk/Spock, STV
"I could write it the same way as before but that would be like chewing
"I could've missed the pain, but I'd've missed the dance" Garth Brooks
"I couldn't *find* any traps."
"I couldn't figure that out at first." - Sisko
"I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control
"I couldn't help notice how much you look like everyone else."
"I couldn't just let him lie there, all alone and scared."
"I couldn't let all those people die." - Amanda Rogers
"I couldn't play Chopsticks in Chinatown." -- Al Calavicci
"I couldn't scare a paranoid schizophrenic."
"I couldn't shoot a game of pool with a shotgun." -- Sam Beckett
"I couldn't tell what happened until I finished the autopsy." Bashir
"I counld't have pulled them through without it." McCoy
"I count religion but a childish toy." - Marlowe
"I count three landscapes," Tom said horizontally.
"I cracked the balls, then I scratched." - Quickling
"I crap bigger than this film!"
"I crap bigger than you." - Andre the Giant
"I cried myself to sleep every night for months." Human Torres
"I cried when I had no hat until I met a man who had no head."
"I crucify myself everyday." -- Tori Amos
"I cry all the time." Ernest Borgnine
"I cry your pardon, Gunslinger."
"I cut my dog's toenails too far," Tom said quickly.
"I dance at a topless club," the girl said barely.
"I dare, because I care." -The Tick
"I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Bigfoot, too." - Weird Al
"I deal with things by abstaining", said Tom copacetically.
"I dearly love my machine." - Lady Taltos
"I decided to hook my brake lights up to my gas pedal..."
"I decided to take a personal interest in your career. You're fired."
"I definitely hear a bowling alley." Joel Robinson
"I definitely smell a pork product of some kind." -- Garth Algar
"I demand satisfaction!" -- Maj. Margaret Hoolihan
"I demand the right to statement first." Spock
"I demand to be shot! Its my right!" -- Simon Killian
"I deny you nothing. Nothing." -- Straub, Nosferatu
"I derive pleasure from your reactions TO the torment." - Dire Wolf
"I design coastlines. I got an award for Norway."
"I designate you my chief heir", said Tom willingly.
"I desire the Poles carnally."- Jimmy Carter mistranslation, 1977
"I despise guessing games." -- Scar
"I despise you." - Kuno "I'm so glad." - Nabiki
"I detest communism, because it is the negation of liberty."
"I did *not* flip out. I freaked." -- Crow T. Robot
"I did NOT become editor of a major newspaper because I can yodel."
"I did a bit of boxing before I joined the Jesuits." -- Mulcahy
"I did do something. I panicked, hehehe..." -- Crow T. Robot
"I did it for Jodie Foster" -- Crow T. Robot
"I did it for the Captain of the Starship Enterprise" - Kirk ST:G
"I did it for you. I did it for this crew." Seska
"I did it! It's finally gone! I'm free!" Denevan
"I did it. I killed them all." Timothy
"I did it. I killed them all." Timothy (where is this from? anyone?)
"I did not ABANDON the ship prematurely." Kira
"I did not come aboard this ship to become a veteranarian." Neelix
"I did not come for him. I came for you." Data
"I did not come on this ship to be a veterinarian, captain."-Neelix
"I did not have the opportunity to meet Mr. Kim." Tuvok
"I did not know that. That is wild, wacky shtuff." -- J. Carson
"I did not say this. I was not here." -- The Guild Navigator
"I did not see Elvis" Bart on the blackboard
"I did not see Elvis." - Bart's Board
"I did not study acting to portray a cartoon character." - Bujold
"I didn't *really* call you Eddie-baby, did I sweetie?"
"I didn't ask to be killed." Merlyn Temple
"I didn't ask to get hatched into this family!" - Robbie
"I didn't betray you. I simply put a stop to you." Pamela Franklin
"I didn't come here looking for trouble, just the Red Dwarf Shuffle!"
"I didn't design the room. I just work here." -HoloDoc
"I didn't design the room; I just work here." -- The Doctor
"I didn't do it! (hmmm... I know I'll blame Hermit!)" - Quickling
"I didn't do it! Nobody saw me! You can't prove a thing!" - Bart Simpson
"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything!"
"I didn't even see it coming." - Riker
"I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.."
"I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
"I didn't expect to die my first day on the job." Harriman
"I didn't find The Tick, but I found a beautiful pie!" -Sewer Urchin
"I didn't find anything at first." Dax
"I didn't get around to it because I didn't get around to it." Seska
"I didn't get the money and I didn't get the woman." Fred MacMurray
"I didn't get to be major by just sitting on my duff." -- Hoolihan
"I didn't have a childhood." Crow T. Robot
"I didn't have a mother." Crow T. Robot
"I didn't have any friends....I didn't have anyone to talk to." - Sito
"I didn't hit it that hard. It must have had a self-destruct." - Han
"I didn't inhale." Bill Clinton
"I didn't inhale." - Bill Clinton [Another lie?]
"I didn't inhale." - Bill Clinton [Bill, this bud's for you.]
"I didn't inhale." - Bill Clinton [Lift your feet. It's getting DEEP!]
"I didn't just 'let you die.'" Bashir
"I didn't just do it for the money! I did it for the CAR, too!"
"I didn't kill him." - Kira
"I didn't kill your father!" - Krycek "Now you tell me!" - Mulder
"I didn't know I liked Calgary until I left." - Junior Thurman.
"I didn't know he was dead. I thought he was British."
"I didn't know he'd fall for me and I'd drive him insane." (Elaine)
"I didn't know it was impossible when I did it."
"I didn't know something could kick this much ass!" - Butt-Head
"I didn't know the lower lip could stretch completely over the head!"
"I didn't know there was a pool down there." - Thug
"I didn't know there were any Klingons on the station." -- Sisko
"I didn't know you believed in ghosts, Scully" - Fox Mulder
"I didn't know you could do *that* with a cattle prod!!"
"I didn't know you could play.." - Joe "I don't." - Duncan
"I didn't know you played piano." - Rolf "Neither did I." - Fozzy
"I didn't know you were called Dennis!" -- King Arthur of Camelot
"I didn't like the other (fishes), they were all too flat."
"I didn't mean right now!" - Troi to Worf
"I didn't mean right now!" -- Troi
"I didn't mean to blow up the Academy building!" Wesley
"I didn't mean to blow up the Academy." * Wesley
"I didn't mean to hurt anyone, Richie." Mikey
"I didn't need [a dog] because I have Barbara Bush." -- George Bush
"I didn't need to throw the blinding white light." McCoy
"I didn't raise you to say things you don't mean." - Richard Franklin
"I didn't realize." Guinan
"I didn't say it was *the* Huggy Bear!" Crow T. Robot
"I didn't say it. Milton said it. And he was blind." -- Lucifer
"I didn't start it, Counsel, but I may very well end it." Kirk
"I didn't stick around too long after I came, though."
"I didn't take no stereos!" - Ben Johnson
"I didn't think I was going to win before." Bashir
"I didn't think I was that scary to look at!"
"I didn't think you had the lobes!" - Quark
"I didn't wake up grouchy. I let her sleep."
"I didn't want to decive my husband." Adel Renn
"I didn't want you thinking me harsh" - Picard
"I didn't want you thinking me harsh, cold blooded..." -- Picard
"I didn't write that! It sounds more like Shakespeare." -- Bacon
"I didn't. Ooooh, I NEVER!! No, no, no...yes, yes...a bit. Sorry."
"I didnt need a glove to kill your bitch of a mother"-Freddy Kruger
"I die happy, with your name on my lips. Farewell, Schweitzer."--Freya
"I died? Why don't I remember dying?" --The Doctor
"I discovered he had a crush on me." - 007 (Moonraker)
"I disregard these jibes at our equipment 007." - Q (F.Y.E.O.)
"I do SO have a real life!
"I do admire Dolly Parton's acting," said Tom, figuratively.
"I do admire Raquel Welch's acting," said Tom figuratively.
"I do begin to have bloody thoughts." - Shakespeare
"I do believe I'm drunk." * Kryten
"I do belive in Gaos! I do I do I do I do..." -- Joel Robinson
"I do feel your pain" - Bill Clinton.
"I do indeed concur, whole-heartedly!" Riker
"I do it so I don't have to look at your ugly face all the time."
"I do know of a picture of Dax (from DS9), nude!"
"I do not allow crying in the classroom!" - Mrs. Gorf
"I do not believe I know a Mr. Whitley." Data
"I do not believe there is much beyond Nomad's capabilites." Spock
"I do not blame you for standing silent in your shame." - Delenn
"I do not drink.... wine!" -Dracula
"I do not fear computers, I fear the lack of them" - Asimov
"I do not have diplomatic immunity." - Bart Simpson.
"I do not have diplomatic immunity." - Bart's Board
"I do not have the same resources I once had, Captain." - Delenn
"I do not have to destroy because I do not fear." - Master Mold
"I do not know myself, and God forbids that I should."
"I do not lie, and react badly to people who say I lie." -- Butler
"I do not like Green Day and Jam. I do not like them, DJ man."
"I do not like green eggs and ham . . ."
"I do not like it!" Data
"I do not make war against the dead." -- Homer
"I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy." -- Butler
"I do not negotiate with criminals." - Worf
"I do not promise never to appear again" - Q
"I do not think you will accept my help, as I'm waiting t
"I do not threaten, Captain. I merely state facts." Spock-2
"I do not threaten. I merely advise caution." - Dream
"I do not understand the threat that I bring to you." -- Sisko
"I do so only because it suits me" - Q
"I do the rock, myself" - Tim Curry
"I do the telling on this planet, Kirk Old Boy!" Mudd
"I don' get no respect!" Earned any lately, Rodney???
"I don't *want* another one, I like *that* one!" -- LaCroix
"I don't advise this, Captain." La Forge
"I don't always have my mouth open!" - Serena
"I don't believe I was addressing you, Mayo-naise." -- Crow
"I don't believe anybody." - Garibaldi
"I don't believe in Beaver Cleaver. " - Joan Scoggin..
"I don't believe in a no-win scenario." - Kirk
"I don't believe in destiny or the guiding hand of fate.": Rush
"I don't believe in mixed marriages", said Tom gaily.
"I don't believe in no-win scenarios." -- Kirk
"I don't believe in the no-win scenario."
"I don't believe in you!"-Debbie "But I believe in *you*."
"I don't believe it I believe both a Deveel AND an Imp!" - Aahz
"I don't believe it! I am talking to a tree." -- Kira
"I don't believe it! You're a genius!" Diolus
"I don't believe it, Brother." Rom
"I don't believe it. I'm talking to a tree." - Kira
"I don't believe it." - O'Brien
"I don't believe it." Sheridan "That's what they all say." Cory
"I don't believe it... I believe both a Deveel AND an Imp!" - Aahz
"I don't believe it... she hit me with a wall..." -- Recoil
"I don't believe it...he crapped bigger than me!"
"I don't believe we're having this discussion." O'Brien
"I don't believe you got Riker's hair right." -- Picard
"I don't believe you understand the gravity of your situation." -Spock
"I don't belive it! It's a room full of monkeys!" - Mrs. Jewls
"I don't belong on your ship; I belong on this one." - Scott
"I don't bite. Well, that's wrong; I do bite." -- K'Ehleyr
"I don't blend in at a family picnic." - Batman, BATMAN FOREVER
"I don't bray!" Elizabeth Taylor
"I don't break rules, I bend them -- a lot." -- Sideswipe
"I don't care about justice. Only about the law." -Mako
"I don't care about your degrees!" -- Harley Stone
"I don't care how drunk you make me,I'm not going home with you."-Hawk
"I don't care if it is just a tagline. Make it so!"
"I don't care if the sun don't shine" -Floyd
"I don't care what they say! I did *not* eat 110 passengers!"
"I don't care what you did on who."
"I don't choose sides." "Everyone has to choose a side, Constable."
"I don't cotton to those long-haired artsy types..." -- Forrester
"I don't date Ken dolls." Crow T. Robot
"I don't deserve a zero on this test." "Its the lowest score!"
"I don't do Top 40, man..." -- Johnny Fever
"I don't do battle..." Mike Nelson
"I don't do children's parties, O'Brien."--Odo
"I don't do helpless." - Batman
"I don't do humans."- Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
"I don't do mornings." Garfield the cat
"I don't do nudes", she said, as she unbuckled her bra
"I don't do windows". - Bill Gates
"I don't doubt it."-McCoy
"I don't drink water. Fish f**k in it" - W. C. Fields -
"I don't drink water. Fish make love in it"
"I don't even *know* what *I* want!" Vir
"I don't even *remember* walking under a mirror."
"I don't even have a spare cot." Sheridan
"I don't even know what street Canada is on." - Al Capone
"I don't exagerate." Torres
"I don't fear computers. I fear the lack of them."-Azimov
"I don't feel good unless I take a bullet." Crow T. Robot
"I don't find this at all amusing, StarFleet" -- B'Elanna, to Kim
"I don't find this at all amusing, Starfleet." Torres
"I don't get it. It's supposed to pack a wicked buzz." - Beavis & Butthead
"I don't get it. It's supposed to pack an awesome buzz." - Butt-Head
"I don't get it." La Forge
"I don't get it." Slappy Squirrel, Animaniacs
"I don't get it..." "Oh, now THERE'S a surprise!"
"I don't get it..." Gypsy
"I don't give a flying handshake what your name is." <Sec.McKinley>
"I don't give you enough information to think!" -- Jelico
"I don't got a million dollars, don't drive a Cadillac..."
"I don't handle delicacy very well." - Odo
"I don't hate religious people; I find them comical." - Mencken
"I don't hate you, Cardassian. I hate what I became BECAUSE of you."
"I don't have a boyfriend", said Mary guilelessly.
"I don't have a cute little head..."
"I don't have a husband." "Oh, tarpit?" "No, divorce."
"I don't have a life; I have a program." - Doc Zimmerman
"I don't have a problem with doctors, just YOU, Julian!" O'Brien
"I don't have a tagline" "Is that a tagline or a lie?"
"I don't have an agenda, Odo." - Sisko
"I don't have an attitude, babe--I AM an attitude"!
"I don't have any easy answers, Captain." Sarah
"I don't have any hard feelings!" John Wayne Bobbitt, 1993
"I don't have any hard feelings." John Wayne
"I don't have any hard feelings." John Bobbit
"I don't have any latinum." "How 'bout 2 bars of Latinum?
"I don't have any males. I mean, not yet." - Kira
"I don't have enough taglines!" - Danny Della Paolera
"I don't have much use for platitudes, Odo." -- Kira
"I don't have power - I _am_ power." - Firestorm
"I don't have the fire. You do." Methos
"I don't have the freedom to kill you to save another." Janeway
"I don't have time for this." Garibaldi
"I don't have time. Not enough time!" Banjo Man
"I don't have to say that at all, Lillian. You did." - Sgt. Joe Frida
"I don't have to stand upright," said Tom grandly.
"I don't have to take a nap." - King Baby, Dinosaurs
"I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I've got hundreds of people waiting to abuse me." -- Bill Murray, "Ghostbusters"
"I don't indiscriminately use people, except Max." - Sam
"I don't intend to be here long enough to get chummy." -- Winchester
"I don't kill my enemies: I slime them!" - Odo
"I don't know >what< I am." - The Crow
"I don't know Jerry Lee, I never met John & Yoko..."
"I don't know Mom, they're bomb stains." - Superman
"I don't know THAT yet, either!" - McCoy
"I don't know a man who would dynamite a church." -- Sam
"I don't know about art, but I know what I like." Forrester
"I don't know about this lemur. Tastes kinda gamey." -- Joel
"I don't know about you, but I'm touched."
"I don't know anything about an Orb." - Sisko
"I don't know anything about trolls. Why do you ask?"
"I don't know how they found me, but they found me." -- Doc Brown
"I don't know how we're going to get out of this one." - Han Solo
"I don't know if it's art, but I like it." - The Joker
"I don't know jokes; I just watch government and report the facts." -Will Rogers
"I don't know much about Romulan disruptor settings." -- Spock
"I don't know music, but I know what I like." -- Beerbohm
"I don't know nuthun bout birthin no babies!"
"I don't know that one... how 'bout `Amazing Grace'?" -- Tom Servo
"I don't know that yet, either!" -- McCoy
"I don't know the meaning of the word surrender!! I mean I know it"
"I don't know the meaning of the word surrender!"
"I don't know too much about Romulan disruptor settings."
"I don't know what I am" - The Crow
"I don't know what I can offer against Paradise." Kirk
"I don't know what it is..." -- Harley Stone
"I don't know what that it, but it sure talks spooky..." -- Sulu
"I don't know what you need, and frankly, I don't care." - Janeway
"I don't know what you're talking about." Max
"I don't know what your job is!" Kirk to Gary Seven
"I don't know what your pleasure threshold is." -- G'Kar
"I don't know where you get you delusions, laser brain." - Leia
"I don't know which of you is more obscene." - Margaret to Hawk & Trap
"I don't know who I am. One false move and I'm yours." - Groucho Marx
"I don't know who's naughty & nice" said Santa listlessly
"I don't know why I call him Gerald" -Floyd
"I don't know why I call him Gerald."
"I don't know why that doesn't surprise me." -- Hawkeye
"I don't know why they still call it Rock 'n' Roll." -Warren Cartwright
"I don't know you anymore Londo. None of us do." - Garibaldi
"I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit." - Han Solo
"I don't know, I'm making it up as I go along."
"I don't know, Scully, but let's go see if the shoe fits" - Fox Mulder
"I don't know, maybe I was just tired." - Sinclair
"I don't know, they're bomb stains." - Superman
"I don't know. I have a bad feeling about this." - Leia
"I don't know. I'm making it up as I go along." -- Indiana Jones
"I don't know. I'm not a monkey." - Allison
"I don't know. What IS happening, Data?" Soong
"I don't know. What would you do ?" "I'd tell him to shrug."
"I don't know." - Scully "Why don't you try to find out?" - Mulder (PM)
"I don't know... Federation medical secrets?" Dr. Bashir
"I don't know... it's already kinda big.... :)" - Renimar Keth-solamni
"I don't know... what do you think? :)" - Renimar Keth-Solamni
"I don't know....Fly casual!" - Han Solo
"I don't like #3 at all, Tuvok." Janeway
"I don't like Chinese food. I think the Peking Duck watches me."
"I don't like Mondays." - Bob Geldoff & The Boomtown Rats
"I don't like being around when rules are broken." -- Frank Burns
"I don't like being dead. Itsannoying, actually." -- LaCroix
"I don't like darkies." "Ha ha ha. Who does!"`
"I don't like it any more than you do, Spock." Kirk
"I don't like men with too many muscles" - Janet Weiss
"I don't like people kibitzing when I operate." -- Trapper
"I don't like people rummaging around in my head." - Jeffrey Sinclair
"I don't like price controls anymore than you" - Clinton.
"I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd
"I don't like spying on them." - Sheridan
"I don't like stuff that sucks!" - Butt-Head
"I don't like taxes anymore than you do" - Bill Clinton.
"I don't like the sound of him, Jim." McCoy
"I don't like this Jamie. I don't like this ALOT" - Garabaldi
"I don't like this, Eric. I don't like this A LOT."
"I don't like this. I don't like this ALOT" - Garabaldi
"I don't like violence, but I'm very good at it."
"I don't listen to the radio - I'm a reader..." [R.F. Burns, Jr.]
"I don't live with my mother!" Mike Nelson
"I don't mean to alarm you but your pants are talking to you
"I don't mean to sound forward..."
"I don't mind a phoney personality..." (Jerry)
"I don't need a life - I've got a BBS..."
"I don't need anyone to choose my friends for me." Kim
"I don't need equal time, I am equal time." - Rush Limbaugh
"I don't need feet! I'm all charisma!" -- Tom Servo
"I don't need instructions. I'm a Fairy Godfather!" - Don Bruce
"I don't need no arms around me!" -Pink Floyd
"I don't need no stinkin' shoe sizer, you're a size seven baby!" - Al
"I don't need to be lectured by you." -- Kirk
"I don't need to convince them. Just confuse them." -- Sela
"I don't need to think - God thinks for me!" - A fundamentalist
"I don't now what I am..." -- The Crow
"I don't object to sex before marriage, but two minutes before?!?"
"I don't pay for your hookers, Mitchell!" "Could you?"
"I don't press charges. I just press my luck!" -- Brenda Rutgers
"I don't really care for Cardassian cuisine." - Gilora
"I don't recall threatening to eat anybody."
"I don't recognize that guy. I bet he dies." -- Crow T. Robot
"I don't recognize your authority to relieve me." Decker
"I don't remember asking YOUR opinion!" Kira
"I don't remember where Tex came from." Forrest Gump
"I don't rememeber ramming a skewer through my head."
"I don't scare dogs with it, but it's just a face." --Justin Foote 45th
"I don't see any parachutes... OH MY GOD, THEY'RE TURKEYS!" -- Nessman
"I don't see any points on your ears boy" - Admiral McCoy
"I don't see being mechanized as anything to be ashamed of." - Box
"I don't see how the station kept running during the Occupation."
"I don't see much future for the Americans." - Adolf Hitler.
"I don't see myself as an icon, religious or otherwise." - Sisko
"I don't see no pointed ears on you, boy..." -- McCoy
"I don't see no points on your ears, boy." - Adm. McCoy
"I don't see the point. <click, click> Ah, now I do." - 007
"I don't see them giving us any trouble." Paris
"I don't see why some people even *have* cars." Calvin
"I don't sleep with virgins, and I don't kill children." -- St. Cloud
"I don't sleep, I dream." -- R.E.M.
"I don't smoke, it's a disgusting habit."-A.Ventura
"I don't steal taglines, I assimilate them!" - Hugh
"I don't step on ants, Major." - Odo
"I don't suppose it's going to rain" - Joan of Arc
"I don't suppose that would work with people." Riker to Crusher
"I don't suppose you have any other ideas." Kira
"I don't tagline." - Quickling
"I don't take drinks from airboys." - Kliest
"I don't tan. I don't burn. I implode." -- Nick Knight
"I don't think Betty Ford takes vampires." -- Nick Knight
"I don't think I can keep this up," Tom announced impotently.
"I don't think I can make it without you, Al." -- Sam Beckett
"I don't think I like this sport." Guinan
"I don't think I like you anymore!" - Penguin
"I don't think I realized until this moment how evil you really are."
"I don't think I understand what I said, either." - Louis
"I don't think I'll 'ave the pickled fish today", said Tom unerringly.
"I don't think I'm going to do that for a while." Mike Nelson
"I don't think I'm going to like being dead." - Lara
"I don't think I've broken it yet, but I'm working on it."
"I don't think Mister Ranger enjoyed being assimilated, Yogi of Borg."
"I don't think Mr. Ranger is gonna like this, Yogi..." - Booboo Bear
"I don't think Orton's in a talking mood, Will." Troi
"I don't think believing in Santa Claus is so silly." - me
"I don't think he'll make the mistake of ignoring you again." - Kes
"I don't think it's funny. Never will." Franklin
"I don't think math is a science. I think it's a religion." - Calvin
"I don't think my mom would like it if I became evil." - a caller to "Zorak's Helpful Hints"
"I don't think so!" - R. Descartes
"I don't think so, Tim!" -- Al Borland
"I don't think so, Tim." -- Al
"I don't think so," said Descartes, and died
"I don't think so," said Ren'e Descartes. Just then, he vanished
"I don't think that leprechaun is telling the truth," Tom implied.
"I don't think that's a good idea!" Lydia
"I don't think the Chief will appreciate you biting his nails."--Dax
"I don't think the captain is an idiot." -- Kes
"I don't think the guy was ever real." -Eddie Van Halen on Roth
"I don't think they'll be performing this experiment on Beakman's World"
"I don't think they're going to make it." Yar
"I don't think this protest will work." - Ivanova
"I don't think we should go back in there, dude." - Butt-Head
"I don't think we're in Arkansas anymore, Socks."
"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto."
"I don't think you got Riker's hair quite right." -- Picard
"I don't think you understand." - Ivanova
"I don't think you're happy enough!" - R&Stmpy
"I don't think you're happy enough!" -- Stinky Wizzleteats
"I don't think you're quite ready for the asylum yet." -- Franklin
"I don't think you're ready for what I think" - Fox Mulder
"I don't think you're taking this very seriously." - Kira
"I don't think...I know!" "I don't think you know, either..."
"I don't trust men who smile too much." -- Kor
"I don't trust that pickle," Tom said deliriously.
"I don't understand their humor, either." - Lt JG Worf
"I don't understand what it is! Let me kill it!" -Worf
"I don't understand why people treat him the way they do." -- Kes
"I don't understand why this isn't working." La Forge
"I don't understand," said the scientist, "why you lemmings all rush down to the sea and drown yourselves."
"I don't understand. It was outrunning us." Chekov
"I don't usually handle domestic disputes." Spiderman
"I don't wanna be a senator anymore..." Tom Servo
"I don't wanna change trains." -- Dean Stockwell
"I don't wanna play this game anymore!" - Serena
"I don't wanna touch him. No! Ooh icky..." -- Tom Servo
"I don't want a Malcom Effect here." -- John Hammond
"I don't want a bottle that can exist only in hyperspace", Tom declined.
"I don't want a real man - I want Al." - Peggy Bundy
"I don't want a ruptured company clerk." -- Potter to Radar
"I don't want a second helping, thank you," said the cannibal manfully.
"I don't want a son-in-law who's stupid enough to marry my daughter."
"I don't want any more vegetables!", Tom said peasfully.
"I don't want any trouble." Jacobs
"I don't want anything better, I want coffee." - Janeway
"I don't want him walkin' outa there with his dick in his hand."
"I don't want it killed." Cochrane on Companion
"I don't want realism, I want magic!" A Streetcar Named Desire, 1940's
"I don't want something even better, I want coffee."
"I don't want them to have access to the bridge." Picard
"I don't want them to remember Xmas as the day their daddy died." - BJ
"I don't want to be on the warpath!" -- Sam Beckett
"I don't want to be remembered, I want to be forgotten." --George, "Seinfeld"
"I don't want to be the conscience of anybody." Marlon Brando
"I don't want to climb into the ring with Hemmingway." -- Williams
"I don't want to die now! I've still got a headache!" -Athur Dent
"I don't want to express an opinion." -- Twain
"I don't want to go in the cart!" "Oh, don't be such a baby."
"I don't want to hear any centaur jokes!" Hercules
"I don't want to hear the end of any sentences!" - Krusty
"I don't want to hurt this life form again." Janeway
"I don't want to pay any dues in life." - Calvin
"I don't want to pray for the mad scientists." Crow T. Robot
"I don't want to rewrite this in prose," said Tom aversely.
"I don't want to watch anything that has a moral." - - Calvin
"I don't want your blood money!"
"I don't want your boys DOWN THERE." (Jerry)
"I don't work here on a regular basis," said Tom casually.
"I don't write 'em, I just say 'em." - Yakko Warner
"I don't... I don't believe it." - Luke "That is why you fail." - Yoda
"I don'tI don't believe it." "That is why you fail."
"I donna how much longer I can hold this accent, Captain!"
"I donno how I'd feel about being humiliated nationally." - Charlene
"I donno, I kinda like you that way." Paris
"I donno, I kinda like you that way...." -Lt. Paris, ST:VGR
"I dont need no drugs to calm me!" -Pink Floyd
"I dont steal Taglines, I assimilate them!" - Hugh
"I doubt it." - Yakko
"I doubt this will be the last ship to carry the name Enterprise."
"I doubt you'll be able to keep this secret for very long." Janeway
"I drank WHAT!?" - Socrates
"I drank WHAT!?" -Socrates -Famous Last Words #07
"I drank WHAT?!?!" - Socrates
"I drank what" - - Socates
"I dreamed I kissed Gavin MacLeod." Joel Robinson
"I dreamed I loved a black boymy daddy would scream!" - Tori Amos
"I dreamed you had left my side, no warmth, not even pride remained"
"I drink beer, but not from bottles", Tom said cannily.
"I drink to make other people interesting"-G. Nathan
"I drink to make other people interesting." -- George Jean Nathan
"I drive a truck, I'm butt ugly, and I hate spiders." Tom Servo
"I dropped my brace over the balcony," said Tom downcastly.
"I dropped my toothpaste," Tom said, crestfallen.
"I dropped my watch in the latrine and I don't want it back." - Radar
"I dropped the toothpaste", said Tom, crestfallen.
"I dub thee Sir Ohsis of the Liver." - Bugs Bunny
"I dunna think you willa accept my help, as I'm waiting to kill you."
"I dunno how you guys walk around with those things." (Elaine)
"I dunno what I want on my Tombstone", he replied gravely
"I dunno what I'm sayin', you know what I'm sayin'?" -- Bobby
"I dunno, I might let him live. We'll see." -- Slappy Squirrel
"I dunno.. what colour is the sky in your world?"
"I duzn't gots some life; I gots some honky code." - Doc Zimmerman
"I dyde shyte thre grete toordes." --Fables of Aesop, Caxton translation V15, 1484
"I eat computers for lunch." - Real live resume statement
"I eat like a fool when I'm in love." Lauren Bacall
"I embarassed my species again, didn't I?"
"I enjioyed studyuing anatomy." Kes
"I enjoy making bicycle wheels," Tom spoke up.
"I enjoy pleasing humans" - Lore
"I enjoyed studying anatomy." -- Kes
"I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money!" - Han Solo
"I f*cking HATE celery!"
"I fail to see the distinction." Ruan
"I fail to see the humor in this situation." -- Odo
"I fail to see the humour of that situation." Spock
"I fail to see what they find so amusing." Spock
"I failed my electrocardiogram," said Tom faint-heartedly.
"I failed organic chemistry because of A.F." - Picard
"I failed the first time, and you may NOT tell anyone."
"I fall down, No BOUNCE!" - Danny Dp
"I fall down, go boom." - Danny Davids
"I fall down, go boom." - Danny Della Paolera
"I falsified the records to Starfleet." - Adm. Jamerson
"I fancy there's a mystery in it!" - A line from "Lion In Winter"
"I fart in your general direction!"
"I fart in your general direction!" -- French guard
"I fart in your general direction." -Monty Python
"I favor self-restraint in all of North America," said Tom continently.
"I fear explanations explanatory of things explained."
"I fear we have only awakened a sleeping giant" -Yamamoto
"I fear you must blame your own perverse urges." - Picard
"I feel I changeback to a better day..."- Metallica
"I feel I'm sinkin' but you won't let me drown me..."
"I feel [insert emotion of choice here], out there..."
"I feel a presence; another warrior on the mesa." - MCP
"I feel a song coming on" -- Crow T. Robot
"I feel absolutely tawny..." Tom Servo
"I feel all the time like a cat on a hot tin roof." Elizabeth Taylor
"I feel better already." Paris
"I feel better than you look" - Dana Scully to Fox Mulder
"I feel better than you look" - Fox Mulder
"I feel better than you look." Scully to Mulder
"I feel close to an answer of some kind" - Troi
"I feel cold as a razor blade, tight as a tourniquet...." -Floyd
"I feel empty inside," Tom hollered.
"I feel funkymonkeyfunky" -The Tick
"I feel good all under..." Tom Servo
"I feel happy! I feel happy! I feel happy!" <thwack>
"I feel happy! I feel happy!" <*THUD*>
"I feel it: Alan One. He calls me." - Tron
"I feel like Dennis Hopper in "Hoosiers"." -- Al Calavicci
"I feel like I know her, but sometimes my arms bend back." -- Laura
"I feel like I wrestled an alligator last night." Tom Servo
"I feel like I'm being nibbled to death by cats" - Londo Molari
"I feel like I'm drowning... you know I can't breathe now" -Floyd
"I feel like a Chinese labourer", said Tom coolly.
"I feel like a Christian Scientist with apendicitis." T. Lehrer
"I feel like a fool. More of a fool than usual"
"I feel like a million tonight...but, one at a time." - Mae West
"I feel like a spartan tonight!" Mike Nelson
"I feel like a squirt of yellow mustard in Grey Poupon World."
"I feel like an idiot *and* I'm binding." Tom Servo
"I feel like an undertaker in this outfit." Peter Parker
"I feel like attacking a monarch," said Tom strikingly.
"I feel like fahrvergnugen." - Dogbert, after being hit by a VW
"I feel like my neck's in a sling." McCoy
"I feel like that little bead that rattles in a spray can." - Catwoman
"I feel more like I do now than I did!" ___ Blue Wave/QWK
"I feel much better now that I've given up hope."
"I feel much better now. I really do." - HAL
"I feel odd...almost dairy-like!"
"I feel one of my turns coming on."
"I feel pain. What's the word? 'Ow?'" Q "Yes." Data
"I feel pain. What's the word? Ow?" - Q
"I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!" -- Tom Servo
"I feel privileged to be in your presence." - Kira (sarcastically)
"I feel released, bad times deceased." - Janet Weiss
"I feel so alone in a room full of people" - M. Muir
"I feel so bad for Sally Struthers!" "Sure! We all do!"
"I feel so... empty," said Tom vacuously.
"I feel sorry for the lions." -Any Jesuit
"I feel terrible" - Han Solo
"I feel that my services as Morale Officer are needed." -- Neelix
"I feel the animal within." - Butthead
"I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate." - Luke Skywalker
"I feel the earth move under my feet ... " - Carol King
"I feel the needthe need for speed!" -Maverick
"I feel used!" - Rita
"I feel young." -- Kirk
"I feel your pain" Bill "tax 'em til it hurts" Clinton
"I feel your pain, I will assimilate it" - Clinton of Borg
"I feel your pain." -- Bill Clinton "No you don't!" -- Americans
"I feel your wallet...er, ah... I mean pain!
"I feel your wallet...er, ah... I mean pain!" -our Prez
"I feel... *hot*!" "That'd be re-entry." -- The Tick
"I feel...I feel ashamed." - Q
"I fell asleep in the mess tent and two guys siphoned me." -- Radar
"I fell asleep." Moreau-2
"I fell, pell mell, for Kim Cattrall!" Crow T. Robot
"I felt a shadow cross my heart" Nobody's Hero
"I felt just like Donna Reed!" Crow T. Robot
"I felt like music." Uhura
"I felt so cold and empty--like a lost soul out of place."<Poison>
"I fight to the finish, 'cause I eat me spinach..." - Popeye
"I figured it was superstition passed onto children." - Ro Laren
"I figured it was you. Nuts." Garibaldi to Ivanova
"I figured the life of a Disco Queen would be exciting, but-" Dazzler
"I finally found oil," Tom gushed.
"I finally got some sense knocked into me, and...the bump to prove it."
"I finally put one over on the Deveels!" - Aahz
"I finally understand. This is the moment I was BORN for!" - Garibaldi
"I find myself alone again, all alone with you."
"I find no absolution in my rational point of view.": Rush
"I find that it helps me to think." Picard/Kamin
"I find the male of the species intolerable", Tom mentioned.
"I find you 'chrestos' rather than 'christos!!' - P. Pilatus
"I find you guilty!" said the judge with conviction.
"I find you guilty!", said Orville with conviction.
"I find you guilty!," said the judge with conviction.
"I find your bitterness extremely gratifying."--Gul Taran
"I find your lack of faith disturbing." - Darth Vader
"I finished Doom Nightmare" "So what, I know how to use DEU"
"I finished these and I'm ready for more." Kes
"I first had sex on a farm"; said Tom sheepishly.
"I first had sex on a farm," Geco said sheepishly.
"I fixed it!" - Wakko
"I fixed ten dings in my Japanese door," Tom replied decadently.
"I fixed the toilet," announced Tom, flushed with success.
"I flew over the Pole; I'm not Polish," said Richard E. Byrd coldly.
"I flunked this lousy exam," said Tom testily.
"I for one am very soft." -Margaret. "Is that true, Frank?" - Trapper
"I forget Do you serve red or white wine with Orc?"
"I forgive you your blasphemy." -- Q
"I forgot all about Tek War." TV's Frank
"I forgot my hat." - Q
"I forgot my lips!" Crow T. Robot
"I forgot to convert to real", Tom said pointlessly.
"I forgot what to buy," Tom said listlessly.
"I forgot what we were talking about." - Talyn
"I forve your blasphemy." -- Q
"I found Ed Begley Jr. Can I keep him?" -- Joel Robinson
"I found god in myself...and I loved her fiercely." -N. Shange
"I found him very.... diverting." "Apparently, not diverting enough."
"I found it between Mrs. April and the women of the Ivy League" - Mulder
"I found it extremely interesting" - Data
"I found that film rather disappointing." Crow T. Robot
"I found the simple life, ain't so simple..."
"I found the tests quite elementary." Data
"I found you to be a totally charming death person." - Gabrielle
"I found your challenge overly verbose." -- Speaker-to-Animals
"I gEt `pAy & pLaY' and `bAcK-eNd pArTiCiPaTiOn'." -- Torgo
"I gained 45 pounds in a week!" Scott Calvin
"I gather you drink." -- Potter. "Only to excess." -- Hawkeye.
"I gave 'em all a pretty big shot, Jim!" McCoy
"I gave my argument to the judge", Tom said briefly.
"I gave myself a tattoo." Mike Nelson
"I gave them to the Klingons, sir." Scott to Kirk on tribbles
"I gave this to Shelley once." - The Crow
"I gave up grave-robbing when I took up journalism."
"I gave you something most mortals never experience." Q
"I get a little warm in my heart when I think of winter" - Tori Amos
"I get a little warm in my heart when I think of winter."
"I get a sense of merriment from this tagline." --Troi
"I get frustrated at times when so much DOOM is on the echo." - JHK
"I get it! He's got his script taped to the floor!" -- Crow T. Robot
"I get it! I finally get it!" - Data ST:G
"I get it! Sex metaphor!" -- Crow T. Robot
"I get it! He's got his script taped to the floor!" Crow
"I get it! Sex metaphor!" Crow T. Robot
"I get it. You're the wormhole aliens!" -- Quark
"I get it. I get it." Data "You get what?" La Forge
"I get it. You're the wormhole aliens!" Quark
"I get lost in your metaphysical corridors." -Blaisdell to Caine
"I get no kick from champagne, wooooo. Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me
"I get off for an hour or so each day . . ."
"I get shot at every day!" Crow T. Robot
"I get so tickled debunking bad personal philosophy!" - Milquetoast
"I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal."-Zaphod
"I get that feeling with a pair of new pumps." -- Klinger
"I get the feeling; your friend doesn't like me." * Picard
"I get the point. Can we make up now?" Seska
"I get this all the time." - Dot
"I get this from guys all the time." - Dot
"I get this from guys all the time... SNAP OUT OF IT!!" - Dot
"I get to fight the lion" - Scott of the Antarctic
"I get to fly the Defiant. I feel real masculine."--Terry Farrell
"I get vertigo just listening to tall stories."
"I give my life to you! bumpty bumpty BUMP...."
"I give not a crap for thee." Tom Servo
"I give up <tearing up cue cards and tossing them in the air>"--DD
"I give you an honest answer. I'd rather french kiss a skunk."
"I give you the Confederation's finest achievementThe Behemoth."
"I give you, gentlemen, a Democratic Republic...if you can keep it" BF
"I go for younger women; lived with several awhile!"
"I go in and out of comas all the..." - Grandpa Simpson
"I go, where I wanna go!" - Wolverine
"I go, yes, my character is getting a crush on Kes."--Robert Picardo
"I got $10 that they all die in the end" -- Crow T. Robot
"I got 6 percent in math. Is that good or bad?"
"I got a 38 Special, up on the shelf...I'll sleep when I'm dead."
"I got a bad case of camera chafe." - The Tick
"I got a bad feeling..." Tom Servo
"I got a bottle of Scotch for my husband." "Wow, great trade!"
"I got a brother and well he shows me how, to make amends with it..."
"I got a flat rate. The lease was removed," Tom ranted.
"I got a human on my back!" Tom Servo
"I got a kick for a dog beggin' for love."
"I got a kick for a dog beggin' for love." -- Tori Amos
"I got a look at your ship. It's an amazing piece of work." Sheridan
"I got a lotta past, Joe. Things accumulate." -- Andy Cord
"I got a monkey in my crotch!" Tom Servo
"I got a personal letter from Ann Landers," was Tom's epigraph.
"I got a problem. What you did was *so* wrong..." -- Mike Nelson
"I got an F on the test", Tom said degradingly.
"I got an idea! Let's play `bounce the Minutemen'" -- Freefall
"I got an idea...and it's as HOT as my PANTS!!!"
"I got as many people in here as I could." O'Brien
"I got down on the floor for *THIS*?!" - Grandpa
"I got elastic bands keepin my shoes on" -Floyd
"I got eleven nose jobs, I yodel in the nude." - Weird Al Yankovic
"I got everything up to da part about `Now listen closely...'" - Cat
"I got five bucks on the lizard!" Tom Servo
"I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it." - Wright
"I got forty-seven of them. Out of one hundred fifty." Scott
"I got gypped! There's none in here!" - Wakko (about the vomit bag)
"I got gypped! There's none in here!" -- Wakko
"I got him. I got him!" "Great kid! Don't get cocky."
"I got in my innings. Don't worry about me." -Jim Carrey
"I got it just by doing what you told me to do." Forrest Gump
"I got jumped by a hedge." -The Tick
"I got me a *celestial* body now!" - The Tick
"I got me a regular Ben Hur down here, doing 95 minimum" - J.W. Pepper
"I got my hope set high..that's why I came tonight" - Amy Grant
"I got my own Ferguson just like you always knew I would."
"I got other things on my mind. I don't know what they ARE..."-D. Dunn
"I got out of the plane before it crashed," Tom said dejectedly.
"I got six! That's all there is!"
"I got so excited, I couldn't hold my oil!" (Spaceballs)
"I got something to say, you know, but nothing comes..." - Tori Amos
"I got the Anti-Christ in the kitchen yelling at me again" - Tori Amos
"I got the Antichrist in the kitchen yellin' at me again."
"I got the car in the garage, but I had to go through the kitchen."
"I got the first three wrong", said Tom forthrightly.
"I got the idea when going thru a car wash."
"I got the twelve o'clock news blues!"
"I got this ballpoint pen from a Yugoslav friend", said Tom acerbically.
"I got this feeling comin' over me..."
"I got to see a lot of the countryside." Forrest Gump
"I got two words for you, buddy: plenty of overtime." Vin
"I got up at a quarter to five. Hahahahahahahahah." - Elmer Fudd
"I got you now. Huhuhuhuhuhuh!" - McVicar
"I got you something. Some nuts and hard boiled eggs." -- Frank
"I got your message. What's up?" - Sinclair to Ivanova
"I gots it! I gots it!" - Greasepit
"I gotta a heart, I got blood, Feel pain..."
"I gotta admit that I'm a little bit confused" -Floyd
"I gotta break the news to Sam. Hope he's in a good mood." -- Al
"I gotta do everything around here!" Dr. Forrester
"I gotta find Bubba!" Forrest Gump
"I gotta get my life some writers." - Calvin
"I gotta get to Hong Kong" - Mulder Hong Kong?" - Scully
"I gotta give my lobes a rest." -- Klinger
"I gotta give you your dream shot..." from Top Gun
"I gotta go julliene something" -- Crow T. Robot
"I gotta go model for a line of action figures." Joel Robinson
"I gotta go." Hercules "No, you don't." Nemesis
"I gotta have my suffering so I can have my cross." -- Tori Amos
"I gotta load up the Steely Dan..." Tom Servo
"I gotta sit down and slip into a coma." -- Sam Beckett
"I gotta wash Eegah off!" Crow T. Robot
"I graduated college with 103 degrees." "103?" "I had a fever."
"I grieve wit dee." T'Pau
"I grow old ever learning many things" - Solon 630 - 555 BC
"I grow weary." - King "We grow azaleas!" - Dot/Wakko/Yakko
"I guess I did leave the bathroom a mess." "I've seen it worse."
"I guess I should have studied 'stead of watching 'Wrath of Khan!'"
"I guess I was a pretty lousy husband." Sisko
"I guess I was lucky." Bashir
"I guess I'm a child progeny." -Calvin
"I guess I'm a child progeny." - Calvin "Most children are." - Hobbes
"I guess I'm just addicted to my Junkie . . ."
"I guess THAT'LL hold the little bastards for awhile."-Uncle Don(?)
"I guess autofellatio IS possible," said Tom, swallowing his pride.
"I guess if I was alive, I would've known that..." -- Poltergeist
"I guess it's a little too small for us to fly through." Paris
"I guess it's not a good day to be a bad guy." - The Crow
"I guess leavings gotten easy for you" - Wesley
"I guess that got pretty pathetic." - Calvin
"I guess that got pretty pathetic." -- Calvin
"I guess that one got by us" - Sisko
"I guess that wasn't such a good idea after all." -- Kira
"I guess that'd be Chocolate Chimp." Crow T. Robot
"I guess that's a subconscious thing...:)"
"I guess that's sort of a good thing, eh? :)" - Renimar Keth-Solamni
"I guess that's what legends are supposed to be." Dawson
"I guess the answer is yes. :)" - Renimar Keth-Solamni
"I guess the jokes on me," she said.
"I guess the spaceship was cut inhalf also." - Washuu
"I guess the word 'dweeb' doesn't mean anything to you?"
"I guess their culture must be very different from ours." -Misa
"I guess their parachutes didn't open." - Mulder
"I guess they don't consider a lawyer much of a sacrifice.. try a pig.
"I guess this means Mutie really IS unique. ;)" - Dire Wolf
"I guess this means we can't get 30 minute pizza delivery" -Tom Paris
"I guess we can think that God has gone bad." -- Nitzer Ebb
"I guess we can't." Janeway
"I guess we'll have to try and fly it ourselves." - Jake to Nog
"I guess what they don't know won't hurt them!" -- Quinn
"I guess what they don't know won't hurt them!" Mallory
"I guess you *can* fight City Hall!" Joel Robinson
"I guess you can tell that Al's been into the mushrooms."--Carlin
"I guess you could call this `Cheesy Rider'." Tom Servo
"I guess you could say I was the 'life of the party'!" - Odo
"I guess you could say that we're cut from a different cloth."
"I guess you didn't leave me anything to read?" MacLeod
"I guess you weren't that persuesive." Q
"I guess you'll have to fire me, sir." "You're fired."
"I guess you'll have to fire me, sir." - Scotty "You're fired." - Kirk
"I guess you're not quite ready for that..." Marty McFly
"I had 'im, but somethin' yanked him away!" Scott
"I had Jello today!" TV's Frank
"I had a close encounter, I never chew my food." - Weird Al Yankovic
"I had a conflict - Homework or Dynasty. Dynasty won"-Debbie
"I had a devil of a time with "Seductive Breathing 101" - Anna Steven
"I had a great idea this morning, but I didn't like it." Sam Goldwyn
"I had a great idea this morning, but I didn't like it..." - gypsy pete
"I had a hamburger last night that whinnied." -- Col. Potter
"I had a near-death experience like this." - Crow
"I had a re-think", said a re-incarnated Descartes
"I had a speech ready, but my dog ate it!" - Bart
"I had a whole universe to myself." Kirk
"I had lectures first thing in the afternoon! --Lister
"I had made my peace and he had the indecency to die on me!" - G'kar
"I had no idea Canada was this much fun!" Crow T. Robot
"I had no idea it was such a ritual." - Riker
"I had no idea porn could be so stressful..." Mike Nelson
"I had no idea you were so...formidable." Anan 7
"I had no idea you were such a cad! I'm impressed!" - Q to Picard
"I had no idea you were such a cad. I'm impressed." - Q
"I had no idea. NO idea at all!" Sheridan "Yes." Kosh
"I had no idea. No idea at all." "Yes." "Thank you."
"I had only one agenda with you, Chakotay." Seska
"I had some sense knocked into me, and I've got the bump to prove it!"
"I had the dreamthe one with the rhino." -- Coty Wyckoff
"I had this *really* strange dream..." Scott Calvin
"I had this thing for knives." -- Leland Palmer/BOB
"I had to buy an extra cabinet for your file." -- Freedman to Klinger
"I had to come over *here* to be a star!" -- Klinger
"I had to dump a chunk of long term memory."
"I had to fire my first mate from the boat," said Tom excruciatingly.
"I had to hit him -- he was starting to make sense."
"I had to hoped to meet you in battle!" - Kor to Kirk
"I had to stop driving my car for a while. The tires got dizzy." - s.w.
"I had you in mind, Mr. Garrovick." Kirk
"I happen to be a Republican President, ah, the VICE-President."D.Qualye
"I happen to believe you make your own destiny." -- Momma Gump
"I happen to know a great deal about a lot of things." - Dr. Scott
"I happen to like nice men." - Leia
"I hardly even know you!" - Dr. Scratchansniff
"I hardly feel those injuries I sustained" -- Crow T. Robot
"I hardly recognized you with your clothes on." Joel Robinson
"I hate Brother Florian just on principal.." - Quickling
"I hate DOOM for all its hype and lack of great programming." - JHK
"I hate Iambic Pentameter" Orville mused poetically
"I hate Iambic Pentameter" the student mused poetically
"I hate Newbie's GUTS!" "Shut up and eat what's on your plate."
"I hate Victor Hugo", said Les miserably.
"I hate Vulcans. I hate their logic." - Sela
"I hate brocolli, but in a sense, I am brocolli." -The Tick
"I hate cherry piereally." -- Lara Flynn Boyle
"I hate climbing this winding staircase", said Tom coyly.
"I hate cold showers. They stimulate me then I don't know what to do."
"I hate disintigrationwatching us whither" - Tori Amos
"I hate easy targets..."
"I hate elevator music, the way we fight" - Tori Amos
"I hate exams!" the Orville snapped testily.
"I hate exams!" the student snapped testily.
"I hate him! I wish my mother were here." - Alexander
"I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted!"
"I hate it when I'm right!" -- Yakko Warner
"I hate it when his face lights up..." Mike Nelson
"I hate it when my Schwartz gets twisted!"
"I hate it when weird guys have Mary Kaye parties." Crow
"I hate it! It is revolting!" "Another?" "Please."
"I hate it! It's revolting!" "Would you like another?" "Yes, please!"
"I hate it, yes I HATE it!" - Data ST:G
"I hate kids" -- Lucas Kagan
"I hate kobold's GUTS!" "Shut up and eat what's on your plate."
"I hate me, I hate you, and I hate our whole life here!" -- Hawkeye
"I hate metal on my teeth," Tom said abrasively.
"I hate milking cows," Tom uttered.
"I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the
"I hate my neighbor...so I just eat the vegetables." - Dahmer
"I hate oceans..." Marvin
"I hate payday." Qwark
"I hate pies with crumb bases", said Tom crustily.
"I hate pineapples," said Tom dolefully.
"I hate playing craps," Tom said dicily.
"I hate questionaires" - Worf
"I hate quotations!" - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I hate quotations. Tell me what *you* know." -- Emerson
"I hate quotations." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I hate reading Victor Hugo," said Les miserably.
"I hate shellfish", said Tom crabbedly.
"I hate sweet potatoes," Tom yammered.
"I hate temporal mecahnics." O'Brien and O'Brien
"I hate temporal mechanics." -- O'Brien
"I hate temporal mechanics."--O'Brien and O'Brien, "Visionary"
"I hate the British. They're so f*cking pompous." -- Death
"I hate these `either/or' questions..." Rimmer
"I hate these pigeons! This is the third hat this week!" - Wakko
"I hate these wacky morning DJ's." Crow T. Robot
"I hate this movie already!" Crow T. Robot
"I hate this thing." Mareau-2 on Tantalus Field
"I hate this." - Mulder, knowing he has to look in overflowed toilets
"I hate to be cured and run." -- Dr. Freedman
"I hate to cook." - Joan of Arc
"I hate to lose a fight!!!" -Khyron 'The Backstabber'
"I hate to risk one of my lives for a politician." - Rita
"I hate to say it bros, but... COWABUNGA!!" - Vinnie
"I hate to think I've been blinded baby, why can't I see you tonight?"
"I hate to wait on the money men." -- Alan Grant
"I hate wearing that uniform!" -Nana Visitor
"I hate wet paper bags." - Marvin
"I hate you meeces to pieces!" - Mr. Jinx
"I hate you!" and "Here, use my IBM..." are pretty much equal.
"I hate you, You hate me, I will kill your family." - Barney the Hun
"I hated cigarettes, till I saw a NO SMOKING sign" ...
"I hated the '60's when it WAS the '60's!" Arturo
"I hated the 60's when it *was* the 60's!" -- Professor Arturo
"I hated you when we first met." "And now? And now?" "Now I don't."
"I hated you when we first met." O'Brien to Bashir
"I have Attention Deficit Disorder."___"What's that?"___"What's what?"
"I have Cary Grant Karma!" The Tick
"I have FIVE TIMES your strength!" Khan
"I have a <*SNORT*> high tolerance level." -- Brian Cullen
"I have a B.A. in social work", said Tom with a degree of concern.
"I have a French monkey on my back. GET IT OFF!" -- Leary
"I have a bad feeling about this.." - All of the Star Wars characters.
"I have a bad feeling about this.."--All of the characters, at some time
"I have a bad feeling about this..." - Han Solo
"I have a bad feeling about this..." - Luke Skywalker
"I have a bad feeling about this..." - Princess Leia
"I have a barbecue deficiency." -- Hawkeye
"I have a bigger piano than this!" he exclaimed grandly.
"I have a complete memory record of that day." Data
"I have a core breach!" yelled Geordi as he found a worm in his apple
"I have a date with eternity, and I don't intend to be late" -Soron
"I have a destiny to fulfill." Londo
"I have a dream." - MLK, Jr. "I have a wet dream." - J. Elders
"I have a drinking problem. If Jake has 5 beers and Dan has 4..."
"I have a feeling this is going to be real bad." Joel Robinson
"I have a feeling this isn't Kansas, Toto!"
"I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it."
"I have a friend named Felix who can fix anything." - 007
"I have a gift for you." Miramanee to Kirk
"I have a good eye, Uncle, I can see a church by daylight." -Shakespeare
"I have a great...sympathy for what your race has endured." Janeway
"I have a large seashell collection. It's scattered
"I have a life!" - Mulder (Jersey Devil)
"I have a little problem with authority ..." - Spike, Dinosaurs
"I have a nastier namebut it's really not fit to print." - Vhujunka
"I have a patient with many questions." McCoy
"I have a picture of him doing it." - Dragonrider
"I have a plan so cunning you could shave with it."
"I have a plan, and it's as hot as my pants, woow!!"
"I have a price on my head. If I don't pay off Jabba, I'm a dead man."
"I have a promise to keep." "To slay the dragon?" "No, to heal it."
"I have a real bad feeling about this..." - Han Solo
"I have a rich understanding of my finest defenses." -- R.E.M.
"I have a right to know if I'm right." -- Frank Burns
"I have a stiffy." - Beavis
"I have a sudden, irresistable urge to yodel." -- DarkWing Duck
"I have a sunburn!" Tom uttered violently. [ultraviolet] -John foster
"I have a tarasque for a familiar, you know."
"I have a very bad feeling about this." - Luke
"I have a vewwy gweat fwend in Wome called Bigguth Dickuth." - Pilate
"I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Bigus Dicus'!"
"I have about fifty photon torpedos locked onto it right now." Sisko
"I have all the erasers to all the miniture golf pencils in the world."
"I have always admired strong males." -- Lwaxanna
"I have always been here." -Floyd
"I have an IQ of 6,000: The same IQ as 6,000 P.E. Teachers."
"I have an examination tomorrow which I intend to pass." * Rimmer
"I have an excellent disguise." - Garibaldi
"I have an extensive library." - Connor MacLeod
"I have an idea about that, Captain." Chakotay
"I have an idea, and it just might be crazy enough to work!"- Tick
"I have an idea." - Yakko
"I have an itch." Neelix "An itch." Doctor
"I have an orb to sell to the Bajorans." Zek
"I have answered three questions, and that is enough," Said his father. "Don't give yourself airs!
"I have bad news for you. Major Kira has an airtight alibi." Odo
"I have become comfortably numb" -Floyd
"I have become comfortably numb." P.F.
"I have been a stranger in a strange land." -- Exodus 2:22
"I have been drunk now for more than two weeks..."
"I have been...and always will be...your friend." - Spock
"I have brought you that our passions may fuse and merge!" - Phantom
"I have carried your soul. I can't fill your shoes." -- McCoy
"I have comic books, I keep them in bags"
"I have decided to display my feminine self today." -- Worf
"I have designed an improved robot to remove your mask." - Pretorius
"I have difficulty remembering whose side I'm on." -- Picard
"I have dispatched an enemy" - Hobbes makes a kill
"I have eight children," Tom apparently said.
"I have eight children," said Tom apparently.
"I have excorcised the demons" - Ace Ventura
"I have failed." Voval
"I have fools on the left of me and feeders on the right" - Londo
"I have forgotten the German word for 'four'" Tom said fearlessly.
"I have formed a partial hypothesis. I must check it out." Spock
"I have found power in the mysteries of thought." - Euripides
"I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman." - The Joker
"I have grape beverages," Tom whined with clarity.
"I have had great difficulty in determining what funny is" - Data
"I have him, Captain, more or less." Paris
"I have honors enough." Cochrane
"I have infected you." Sunan
"I have invented a fish magnet!" -The Fin "A FISH MAGNET?!" -The Tick
"I have it," exclaimed Sheridan, "Bureau Thirteen is run by the MCP!"
"I have killed my captain, and my friend." Spock
"I have kind of an unusual lifestyle." -- Sam Beckett
"I have little love for Beta 5 snobbery!" Gary Seven
"I have lived so many lives all in my head." -NIN
"I have lived with the fragile faith built on the ether of vague memories from
"I have locked out the controls." - Data
"I have lots of comic books! I keep them in plastic bags."
"I have measured out my life with coffee spoons" -- Eliot
"I have morals. I just keep misplacing them." - Quark
"I have more than I dreamed possible, brother" - Lore
"I have my Texas hunting license here." -- George Bush, alleged Texan
"I have my Texas hunting license here..." -- George Bush
"I have my orders from the Emperor himself." - Piett
"I have my own will, Captain." Spock
"I have neither the inclination nor the time." - Kozinski
"I have never killed anyone at the dinner table." - K'ern
"I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times.."
"I have never seen this hat as long as my head has lived." -- BJ
"I have no delusions of ogre ancestry!" -Dire Wolf
"I have no desire for you to become a vegetable." Kor
"I have no destiny. The Guyver is just a weapon." -- The Guyver
"I have no fear of losing my job," Worf said securely.
"I have no genitalia, I sold my kids for cheese." -Weird Al Yankovic
"I have no idea what I'm saying. Over." - Tom Servo
"I have no idea what that means." -- David Letterman
"I have no idea what that meant." - Dot Warner
"I have no idea what that meant." -- Dot Warner
"I have no idea what's going on." Crow T. Robot
"I have no idea, but apparently it's worth a billion dollars!" - Yakko
"I have no idea," said Tom thoughtlessly.
"I have no intention of being your token Maquis officer"
"I have no intention of leaving." Bette Davis
"I have no need for friends, even less for enemies." -- Slag
"I have no need to read a science fiction novel." - Johnny Mckinney
"I have no objection." Janeway
"I have no opinion." -- Tim
"I have no powers!" - Q
"I have no proof McDonald's Fries weren't mobile animals in the past."
"I have no response to that."
"I have no sense" - Danny Della Paolera
"I have no special love for the Minbari, or their poets." - G'Kar
"I have no vices for you to exploit." "A challenge."
"I have no vices for you to exploit." - Tosk
"I have no vices for you to exploit." Tosk "A challenge" Quark
"I have nothing to do and no time to do it." - D. Wolf
"I have nothing to say or feel about this situation." Nelson
"I have often regretted my speech, never my silence." - Publilius Syrus
"I have often walked on this street before..."
"I have played the fool." -- 1 Samuel 26:21
"I have plenty of do's but no don'ts," Tom said dauntlessly.
"I have prepared 2 meals for a tent full of simpletons!"-Winchester
"I have reconsidered your offer." - Worf
"I have sailed farther than most men have dreamed." -- The Mariner
"I have scores to settle here," Flint about the Kilrathi in Locanda
"I have seen old ships sail like swans asleep" Flecker
"I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agree wit
"I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agree with." - Liberal
"I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence!"
"I have seen the face of horror and his name is Clive Barker."
"I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer." -- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"
"I have seen the future of hip-hop, and it is Frank."
"I have seen the way." - Butt-Head "Yeah - *that* way." - Beavis
"I have seen the writing on the wall!" -Floyd
"I have seen things you will never see." -- R.E.M.
"I have shifting antigens. Don't even try to find a cure."
"I have slipped the surly bonds of earth and touched the face of God!"
"I have socks older than this kid." - Hawkeye
"I have some reservations about this plan." - Geronimo
"I have some sewing to do", she said raggedly.
"I have something *better* than chocolate." -- Riker
"I have something for you. I don't want it anymore." - The Crow
"I have striven to achieve..." - Clinton *STRIVEN*?!?! 12-18-96
"I have switched to metric," Tom expounded defeatedly.
"I have taken all knowlege to be my province." - Francis Bacon
"I have tasted the sweets and the bitters of love." -Byron
"I have the capability of movement within your ship." Nomad
"I have the capacity to accumulate and process data, yes."--HoloDoc
"I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk." - S. King
"I have the knowledge, locked up in this puny brain" - Q
"I have the oldest typewriter in the world. It types in pencil." - s.w.
"I have this Bridge in Brooklyn which is for sale."
"I have this uncontrolable fear whenever I see hair." --Monty Python
"I have three cases of kanar." - Quark
"I have to attend my PhD oral examination", said Tom defensively.
"I have to call 'em like I see 'em." - Richie Ryan
"I have to face an Immortal and you tell me to cut and run?"
"I have to fix all the bugs, and add some new features," Tom maintained.
"I have to get there while I still can." Bashir
"I have to go back. I have to finish the puzzle." -- Tiffany
"I have to go undercover as Tony Roberts?" Mike Nelson
"I have to hand hold an android." -- Picard
"I have to know what he intends to give to the Bajorans." Quark
"I have to make brownies for the Pinewood Derby..." Tom Servo
"I have to operate immediately" McCoy
"I have to potty." - Wakko
"I have to push the pram a lot!"
"I have to sing a run of eighth-notes", said Tom quaveringly.
"I have to to face an immortal and you tell me to cut and run?"
"I have to wear this cast for another six weeks," said Tom disjointedly.
"I have told you all I'll tell you..." -- Destiny
"I have too many children", said Mary overbearingly.
"I have turned into a wishing well with legs." - Londo
"I have what you want." - Cancer Man, to Alien in Krycek's body (Apocr)
"I have work to do." Rom
"I have writer's block", said Tom contritely.
"I have written permission to die in the attempt." -- Col. Flagg
"I have. I do." -- Lestat
"I haven't been able to get a word out of Dax on any of this." - Sisko
"I haven't broken the rules in a long time, I guess I'm about due"
"I haven't completely lost my mind, you know." --Picard
"I haven't decided yet." -Q to Picard
"I haven't eaten a bloody thing all day." -Dracula
"I haven't even begun to retaliate."
"I haven't figured out what keeps them alive yet." McCoy on tribbles
"I haven't gone by the name @N@ since before you were born."
"I haven't got time to play 'Choose the Changeling'!" - MO
"I haven't gotten into trouble yet" - Wesley
"I haven't had that much luck with women." - Batman, to Chase Meridian
"I haven't lived four hundred years..." -- Richie Ryan
"I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere."
"I haven't lost my mind; I know exactly where I left it."
"I haven't put air in my fifth tire", said Tom despairingly.
"I haven't read that Fairy Tale," Tom said grimly. [Grimm]
"I haven't reneged on my promise, I've changed my mind." P. Rinfret
"I haven't seen 'okay' in what seems like years." -Kira
"I haven't seen a Green Lantern in centuries." -- Quarra
"I haven't seen a PXK in 20 years." Scott
"I haven't the slightest idea." -- Beverly Crusher
"I haven't the software to deal with this!" * Kryten
"I haven't the time for thorax-thumping!"--K't'lk
"I haven't told anyone's fortune." O'Brien
"I hear Demeter has gone a little mad." Hades
"I hear a clock in this tomb," Tom said cryptically.
"I hear disco is making a comeback." "Yeah. Just dial 1-800-WUS."
"I hear he's nutty as a fruitcake." - Kirk
"I hear my voice, and it's been here, silent all these years."
"I hear the madness comes slower in the light..." -- Killian
"I hear the sound of distant thunder echo all around" -Coverdale/Page
"I hear the sound of wings."
"I hear the things people don't say." -- Michael Hispard, _Skin_
"I hear they drummed you out of the continuum." - Guinan
"I hear your voice in the darkness, yet the words aren't yours."
"I heard it simulates another person...<g>"
"I heard it too...sounds like a cannonball...<BOOM>" -Porthios
"I heard music." La Forge "Music?" Data
"I heard the cries for revenge, for blood, for death." - Delenn
"I heard you know how to turn them on" - Wesley
"I heard you." Kirk "He simply could not believe his ears." Spock
"I hit my head, doctor." "How many temporal anomalies do you see?"
"I hold the secret to life itself!" - Frank N. Furter
"I honestly didn't mean to.' - Anna Steven
"I hope Doodles Weaver isn't the Kitten..." Mike Nelson
"I hope I have enough cadmium red." - Calvin
"I hope I have made this a more enjoyable war for all of us."-F. Burns
"I hope I look all right for my meeting with the Sun God."
"I hope I showed some promise" - Riker
"I hope I'm dead, because my pants are full." Tom Servo
"I hope I'm getting royalties on these things. :)" - Jalapeno
"I hope I'm not interupting." - Picard to Scott
"I hope I'm that feeble when I'm 200 years old!" -- Picard
"I hope I'm that frail when I am 202 years old." * Picard
"I hope I'm that frail when I am two hundred and two years old."
"I hope for your sake that you are initiating a mating ritual." B'Etor
"I hope he gets stuck in his helmet!" -- Col. Potter
"I hope he kills the Apple Dumpling gang!" Crow T. Robot
"I hope he's here to brief us on the movie" -- Crow T. Robot
"I hope my mother gets hit by a steamroller," said Tom malevolently.
"I hope she's not dressed in Saran Wrap again." Crow T. Robot
"I hope that you will reconsider, Emissary." - Yarka
"I hope that's a Jehovah's witness." -- Al Calavicci
"I hope that's the scene police calling..." Tom Servo
"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body" laughs you.
"I hope they blow up Blossom" -- Crow T. Robot
"I hope they didn't miss the film's climax." Crow T. Robot
"I hope they kill Mr. Kotter!" Crow T. Robot
"I hope this is sweat." - Bart Simpson
"I hope this scum has not...inconweenienced you." - Black Adder
"I hope to see you again. Fate permitting." Freya
"I hope wars getting smaller is a trend." -- Col. Potter
"I hope we can be friends" - Picard
"I hope we didn't come at a bad time." - Ivanova
"I hope we didn't frighten the fish" - 007 (Sean Connery - Thunderball)
"I hope we know what we're doing..." - Riker
"I hope you brought the Orb of Wisdom with you!" Zek
"I hope you don't fight like you talk!" - Sherman Cliverbun
"I hope you enjoy your new Orgasm!" - Dragonrider
"I hope you find what you are looking for" - Picard
"I hope you have a gun." "I have a knife." "A KNIFE?!?"
"I hope you have a kid just LIKE YOU!" "Virginity? YES!!"
"I hope you know these are billable hours..." Dr. Forrester
"I hope you like them. Enjoy. Enjoy." Zek
"I hope you never leap into the Rockettes." -- Al Calavicci
"I hope you're adaptable, Dr. @LN@. I know Brad is."
"I hope you're adaptable, Dr. Scott. I know Brad is." - Frank
"I hope you're not afraid of needles", Orville injected.
"I hope you've heard of meMickey Mouse. You know, Mickey Mouse?"
"I hunt, therefore I am..."- Metallica
"I hunt, they kill. There's a difference." Kanis
"I hyperventilate when you say things like that." - Opus
"I impressed myself on that one, actually."--Bashir
"I inherited a fortune," Tom bequeathed willfully.
"I intend to be here until supper. NOT senility!" - Renora
"I intend to destroy the Array." Janeway
"I intend to give a gift to the Bajoran people." Zek
"I intend to take this ship!" Khan
"I intend to. This is outrageous!" Quark
"I intended to make new friends." Data
"I invented a courdless extension cord."
"I invested in a high-tech startup," Tom ventured.
"I it's plausible that someone would think you're hot" - Mulder
"I joined the Lion's Club", said Tom pridefully.
"I just ate WHAT???" - Dax holding a box of metaldehyde.
"I just ate a fishing lure", said Cool Dude with baited breath
"I just ate a fishing lure," said Tom barbarously, with bated breath.
"I just ate a fishing lure," said Tom with baited breath
"I just ate all this hay," said Tom, balefully.
"I just ate all those beans," said Tom astutely.
"I just ate my own vomit..." Joel Robinson
"I just ate some sugar," Tom buzzed.
"I just ate that Eskimo's dog," barked Tom huskily.
"I just called the Klingon a liar." McCoy
"I just came in from Jupiter," Tom said jovially
"I just came up with a sick idea, Mulder." "Ooooh, lets hear it."
"I just can't get enough of this place!" - The Mask
"I just can't get the information I need from a Tricorder scan!" - Bev
"I just can't help myself." - Babs Bunny
"I just can't seem to stop sending these messages." -- Jack Butler
"I just can't wait to be King!" -- The Lion King
"I just can't wait to be king!" -- Simba
"I just care about my [butt]." -Beavis
"I just dedicate my whole life to this art." - Jimi Hendrix
"I just don't *get* them..." Mike Nelson
"I just don't do faces very well."--Odo
"I just don't know what's it means yet." O'Brien
"I just don't know which lie to believe." - Fox Mulder
"I just don't like the odds, that's all." Sheridan
"I just don't like to get pushed around." - Skeeve
"I just don't see a down side to this situation!" Tom Servo
"I just don't see the appeal of this game." Quark
"I just don't want you to be hurt again." Riker to Troi
"I just fed the lion!" said Tom, offhandedly
"I just fell 13 stories and it didn't hurt a bit." -- Nick Knight
"I just felt like runnin'." Forrest Gump
"I just flew back from Italy, and boy are my arms tired!"
"I just forgot to increment the counter," Orville said nonplussed.
"I just forgot to increment," Tom said, nonplussed.
"I just found one of the Tellerites murdered." Josephs
"I just got a cold shiver down my back." -- Klinger
"I just got a sex change", said Tom, feeling rather disorganized
"I just got all these bulldozers and things to lie in front of..."
"I just got back from my Cheap Trick audition." Crow T. Robot
"I just got kicked out of China!" said Tom, rather disorientedly.
"I just got tired of Wendy's boy friends coming around." Dave Thomas
"I just got very turned on." - Mulder when Scully IDed a war plane (PM)
"I just gotta know if the Twins lost again." Tom Servo
"I just gotta learn some restraint here"
"I just had this crazy dream. It was erotic." -- Tom Servo
"I just have a bad feeling about this tour, you know?" - Dodger
"I just have a command of thoroughly useless information" - Calvin
"I just have a much different image of Canada..." Tom Servo
"I just have to sashay across the airport." Crow T. Robot
"I just have to sit down." Quark
"I just hit things with sticks." -Neal Peart, drummer for RUSH
"I just hung my sheets on the clothesline," said Tom erringly.
"I just invented the shirt!" Joel Robinson
"I just killed my wife! Is that wrong?" - a guy in "Needful Things"
"I just look like Dixon Hill." -- Picard
"I just love Chinese food", said Tom wantonly.
"I just love Eric Clapner!" - Cretin General Joycelyn Elders
"I just love cats, especially with ketchup."
"I just love cheap romance horror thriller novels!" - Dot
"I just love readin' this stuff it's hilarious!" -Toontown Mailbox
"I just love scanning for lifeforms!" - Data
"I just love these romance comics." - Mihoshi
"I just love to scan for lifeforms!" - Data
"I just love your big brown eyes." -- "Mooh!" she replied.
"I just made a complete idiot out of myself." -- Sam Beckett
"I just made my pants dirtier." - Butt-Head, "Washin' the Dog"
"I just must be monumentally naive." "You are."
"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more." -- Bill Hoest
"I just need the chance to prove it." Nog
"I just need to... let out a little anger." - Ryoko.
"I just needed a 5-letter Yiddish word for bedbug." -- Hawkeye
"I just pencilled myself in." - Pit Boss
"I just read the report you wrote, and I wanted to thank you." Odo
"I just returned from Japan", Tom said disorientedly.
"I just saw @FN@ on the Promenade." -- O'Brien
"I just sent you back to the future!" -Doc Brown
"I just shoplifted from a major department store," said Tom sincerely.
"I just stepped on a factoid!" - Zippy
"I just stood there grinning like an idiot." -- Picard
"I just swallowed a fishing lure," said Tom with baited breath.
"I just thought you were Baphomet." TV's Frank
"I just wanna hold you babe, and make you feel alright" -Coverdale/Page
"I just wanna know how many times I've put my foot in my mouth."
"I just want HIM." - The Crow
"I just want a little passion to hold me in the dark" - Tori Amos
"I just want our people back, and I want us all to be sent home."-Jane
"I just want to feel the weight of them!" - Riccardo Patrese.
"I just want to prove to Picard that I'm indispensible." - Q
"I just want to say...that this is for Bela." - Ed Wood
"I just want to wish you all the best." -- Father Mulcahy
"I just wanted to be Bavarian for one brief moment. Is that so wrong?"
"I just wanted to say You're a total smeghead!" - Rimmer's father
"I just wanted to wear Lederhosen, okay?" TV's Frank
"I just won 1000 dollars," Tom said grandly.
"I just... forget how fragile they are..." -- Amanda
"I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency."-F.Leghorn
"I killed and cremated the Greek piper god", said Tom with panache.
"I killed him, cha cha cha!" - Confidence
"I killed it and I am glad!" Crow T. Robot
"I killed the Greek piper god", Tom deadpanned.
"I killed the Greek piper god," Orville deadpanned.
"I killed the Greek piper god," Tom deadpanned.
"I killed the one who held that." Kanwulf
"I killed them all. All Hoosnak, everywhere." Oxbridge
"I killed you once before you son of a bitch"-Nancy's Father
"I killed you!"- Alice "I got better."- Freddy Krueger
"I kinda like it." Garibaldi on Sheridan's PPG'd sculpture
"I kissed chicken lips!" - Actress
"I knew I could count on you, Jean-Luc." - Q
"I knew I could count you for a dazzling riposte." - Q
"I knew I should have gone on that date." - Richie Ryan
"I knew I was good, but I didn't know I was that good!" -Den
"I knew I was lying." * Kryten
"I knew a redhead once - see these scars?..."
"I knew a westerner could make Master status!" -- The Great Wang
"I knew he was bluffing! I KNEW he was bluffing..."-Prince Humperdink
"I knew he was bluffing..." - Humperdink
"I knew he was inhuman. I just didn't know he was immortal." MacLeod
"I knew her before she was a virgin". Oscar Levant on Doris Day!
"I knew it was love, and I felt it was glory." -Byron
"I knew it!" - Jestar The Wizard
"I knew that." - Dr. Scrachansniff
"I knew the Prophets would not fail us." - The Sirah
"I knew there was more to you than money!" - Leia
"I knew you didn't belong down here." Max
"I knew you would save them, my chief." Miramanee
"I knew you'd encourage me." Troi
"I know Butthead it might be cool but it's going to give me a seizure."
"I know I got some magic burried deep in my heart" - Tori Amos
"I know I have a moist face..." Mike Nelson
"I know I know you wellwellbetter than I used to" - Tori Amos
"I know Vhujunka. Kiss me!" -- RWC Button Collection
"I know a cat named Easter. He says `You'll never learn'."
"I know a few things Old Sneezy didn't teach in his survival course."
"I know a great deal about the past." -- Mr. Gaunt
"I know a little bit about medicine." -- Bashir
"I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house" - Floyd
"I know a thing or two about a thing or two..." Mike Nelson
"I know all about learning to trust." TV's Frank
"I know all the wherefores", said Tom wisely.
"I know engineers; they *love* to change things!" - McCoy
"I know every bedpan by its first name." -- Klinger
"I know exactly what you're up against, boys." Lee Marvin
"I know his name." - The Kurgan
"I know how to please a woman." "Then please leave me alone."
"I know how to talk to these Space Vixens." Joel Robinson
"I know how to use this, Captain!" Lenore Karidian
"I know how toast works!" Tom Servo
"I know how your senses burn with the nearness of your prey." - G'Kar
"I know it is difficult!" - G'Kar
"I know it was you, Fredo." -- Michael Corleone
"I know it's latinum." Sisko
"I know it's not in the rules, but I'm the DM!"
"I know life, the universe, and everything!" Tom said fortuitously.
"I know music in a way you will never know." -- Diana
"I know my own name." "Yeah? Well, we'll see!"
"I know now why I was created." Lore
"I know of a much nicer hotel." -- Richard Nixon
"I know only two tunes: one of them is "Yankee Doodle" and the other one isn't." - Ulysses S. Grant
"I know pain at the molecular level." - The Crow
"I know progress has no patience, but something has to give.": Rush
"I know progress has no patience, but something's got to give"
"I know some good Counselors."--Garibaldi to Amis (aka Lt. Barclay)
"I know someone else like this." "Who?" "I plead the 5th."
"I know someone with the exact same name!" " Really? Who?"
"I know that I will never be politically correct."
"I know that voice, that face!" Riley
"I know that's rust, just paint right over it" - Maggie
"I know that. What happened to your hair?" - Boothby
"I know the place, Jim!" McCoy "Let's go see!" Scott
"I know the runny green stuff's potato. What's the black gravel?"
"I know the saying. It was invented in Russia." - Chekov
"I know thee... I know thy name!"- Warlock
"I know there are dupes, But my eyes hurt!" - Danny Dp
"I know they're pushing us, Major, but consider their position." Sisko
"I know this place!" Janeway
"I know this ship like the back of my hand." >BONK< - Scotty
"I know this ship like the back of my hand." <*bonk*> - M. Scott
"I know this ship like the back of my hand." <BONK> - Scotty
"I know this ship like the back of my hand." <CRASH>
"I know this weiner dude! He sells this weiner food!" -- Servo
"I know we can get through the barrier." Kes
"I know we're good but this is getting ridiculous..." --Doc Scurlock
"I know what I am and what I have to do." - Annie Devlin
"I know what I know, if you know what I mean." -Edie Brickell
"I know what he's afraid of." - Mulder
"I know what it is, you big dumb jerk"-Mark
"I know what it must be like to be Lee Majors." Crow T. Robot
"I know what to do with stale cake", said Tom triflingly.
"I know what you mean." - Sisko
"I know what you want, the magpies have come" - Tori Amos
"I know when we should go home! Now is not one of those times!" Yakko
"I know which boyd gets the woym," said Tom in an oily voice.
"I know who killed Laura Palmerand no, it can wait till morning."
"I know who turned off the lights," Tom hinted darkly.
"I know why God made babies cuteso we won't kill 'em." - Gallagher
"I know you know what's on my mind.."
"I know you will do what must be done." - Yarka
"I know you would prefer to wallow in a pool of emotion." Spock
"I know you! You're that pretty lady my daddy dates!" Quinn
"I know you're dead Rimmer, don't whinge-on about it! --Lister
"I know you're dead, but you're still a smeghead." * Lister
"I know you're not the enemy" (jointly) "Mom is." -Charlene & Robbie
"I know you're out there somewhere..." -Moody Blues
"I know you, I know you've seen her." -- R.E.M.
"I know you, Neelix, and I know you're afraid." Kes
"I know you. But you can't be you! There ain't no coming back!"
"I know zat sayink. It wus inwented in Russia." - Chekov
"I know! Let's use Force as a battering ram." -- Recoil
"I know! Let's get Dr. Scratchansniff a Tribble!" - Wakko
"I know, I know" - Quark
"I know, I know, it's a Russian thing." - Ivanova
"I know, I know. Remind me never to have kids." - Rimfire
"I know, I know; I *still* haven't had a curry
"I know, Isis, but we'll be gone before they get here." Gary Seven
"I know, Live Long and Prosper." "No, I'll take five!" ... Nimoy
"I know, but you leave me no choice." Data
"I know. Somehow... I've always known." - Leia
"I know. Bad pun. Here's the phaser."--Marc Lavallee
"I know. But what else could I do?" - G'Kar
"I know. I just got it. It was very funny." Data
"I know. I'm worried about him, too." McCoy
"I know..I know how it sounds..." - Mulder on another "wild theory"
"I konw you called, I know you called, I know you hung up on me.!
"I laugh... in your general direction." - Jeff
"I laughed for five straight minutes at this!" - Gryphontamer
"I laughed so hard I wet my pants!" -- Official Echo Cry
"I learned that in bartending school." - The Continental.
"I learned to evade and eschew. Next comes twist and shout."
"I learned to fly in Starbug 2, not 1!" "They're the same."
"I leave the conspiracy theories to Oliver Stone." Crow T. Robot
"I left My Head In San Francisco" --Data SINGS!
"I left my head in San Francisco..." -- Data
"I left my heart in San Francisco." - Joe Montana
"I let my mind wander and it didn't come back" - Calvin
"I let my pride override my instinct." Tain
"I lied twice" * Simulant "I didn't think of that." * Lister
"I lied. I was never a kid." -- Trapper
"I like American music. Do you like American music?" - Violent Femmes
"I like Australian beer," said Tom, hopingly.
"I like Chinese detective movies," Tom chanted.
"I like Indiana." "We named the *dog* Indiana."
"I like Italian, and you do too"..."Yes."
"I like Superhighway! It is AMERICAN! Bold, Brash, and full of it!"
"I like a customer who knows what she wants!" -- Quark
"I like a man who grins when he fights." - Churchill
"I like another beer," said Tom, hopefully.
"I like being single. I'm always there when I need me." -- Art Leo
"I like cats Dead ones!" --Alf
"I like cherries jubilee." - Kazul, the dragon
"I like criticism, but it must be my way." -- Twain
"I like dogs, too." Janeway
"I like him." "Pinky? But he's . . . He's barely verbal."--Billy/Brain
"I like him." - Pinky "Pinky? But he's... He's barely verbal." - Brain
"I like it too.. but you don't have to slobber all over me, Beavis!"
"I like kids if they're properly cooked" WC Fields
"I like life. It's something to do." -Shakes
"I like maxim's that don't encourage behavior modification."
"I like modern painting", said Tom abstractly.
"I like my _species_ the way it is!" -- Worf
"I like my chairs pre-warmed" - Hobbes
"I like my coffee *strong*, not lethal!" -- Col. Potter
"I like my food to move!" * Cat
"I like my species the way it is." - Worf to Locutus
"I like my species the way it is." -- Worf
"I like my spee-sees the way it is!!!"--Worf
"I like nursing my drinks." Vir
"I like plain answers, Mr. Worf. Give me a few." -- Picard
"I like ragged margins," said Tom without justification.
"I like rosy cheeks!" The Dancing Bandit
"I like snappy, but concise does have it's virtues."
"I like tea! I don't like coffee!" -- Sam Beckett
"I like that. I think I like that a lot." Sheridan
"I like the dark. The dark is comforting to me." Vivien Leigh
"I like the guy." Garibaldi on Lennier
"I like the idea in theory, but what of the mess?" * Picard
"I like the way he tucks his thumbs into his belt." Katharine Hepburn
"I like this drill," said Tom as he carie'd out the dental work.
"I like this new movie better!" Mike Nelson
"I like those apples." "Which apples?"
"I like to be rested when things start to happen." - Hobbes
"I like to burn stuff." - Beavis
"I like to leave messages BEFORE the beep."
"I like to reminisce with people I don't know." - S. Wright
"I like to say 'Quark'! Quark, quark, quark, quark!" -- Hobbes
"I like to sit to the left of people..." (Jerry)
"I like to skate on the other side of the ice." - S. Wright
"I like to sleep when I go camping," said Tom, intently.
"I like to start the day with a total dickhead, to remind me I'm best"
"I like to think of it as a career change." - Q
"I like to think that you killed someone; it's the romantic in me."
"I like to try door number one, Monty" - Fox Mulder
"I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I...oh, god..."
"I like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours."
"I like writing artificially intelligent programs," Tom lisped.
"I like you to know you better, mother" Data
"I like you, Gramps. That's why I'll kill you last." -- Crow
"I like your game but we have to change the rules."
"I liked everything about it. Except the content."--Kira
"I liked him [Spock] better before he was dead." -McCoy
"I liked him better before he died." -- McCoy
"I liked him better before he was dead." McCoy on Spock
"I liked that huge Sun worshiper." McCoy
"I liked the skull better." Joel Robinson
"I listen to her breathing it sounds like the waves on the sea" -Floyd
"I literally did not know computers had hard disk drives." - W. Gibson
"I live by only 2 laws, See dis? IDIC and Murphy."
"I live by only 2 laws: IDIC and Murphy."
"I live for immortality."--Laura Thurston
"I live for these moments!" - Fred the Mutant
"I live forever, but I feel so dead inside." - Annie Devlin
"I live in my little world, where reality does not exist..."
"I live only for posterity..." Napoleon Bonaparte
"I live to outwit the hunters for another day..." Tosk
"I locked my coathanger in my car. Good thing I had a key." - Def One
"I locked the coat hanger in the car. Good thing I had a key!"
"I loike traffic lights..." - Monty Python
"I look for beer. It makes me go."
"I look forward to sampling your cooking, Mister Neelix."--Janeway
"I look forward to your report Mr. Broccoli..er..Barclay" -- Picard
"I look forward to your report, Mr. Broccoli" * Picard
"I look like a Klingon!" Klingon Torres
"I look like a vacuum cleaner hose with eyes." Crow T. Robot
"I looked at what he built, and to me it explained the stars." - 'Cimi
"I looked back and the station just... wrinkled." Jinxo re: B4 - B5
"I looked in the toilet and screamed." -- Tabba Schwarzkopf
"I lost a button hole 2day.Where am I gonna find another?
"I lost a button hole today." - S. Wright
"I lost family as well on the Black Star." -- Lennier
"I lost my flower," Tom said lackadaisically.
"I lost my hat!" -- BJ. "Your cookies'll be next." -- Hawkeye
"I lost my wife in the last attack." Anan 7
"I love 'em, I squeeze 'em, I will call 'em Dodger!" - Vhujunka
"I love Akane! I love the red-pony-tailed girl! I can't decide! <BONK>"
"I love California. I grew up in Phoenix." Dan Quayle
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." - Quayle
"I love California. I grew up in Phoenix." -Dan Quayle
"I love Gamera!" "He's a turtle for crying out loud!"
"I love Rocky Roadso won't you go and buy half a gallon baby..."
"I love Velveeta, have some cheese," Tom said craftily.
"I love a pointless eyeball gag, don't you?" - Slappy
"I love a woman in uniform." - Quark
"I love and hate." -- Catallus
"I love animals. That's why I like to kill 'em."
"I love being a Turtle!" -- Michelangelo
"I love cartoons." - Yakko Warner
"I love cartoons." -- Yakko
"I love cats," Tom mused.
"I love cheap romance horror thriller novels." Dot Warner
"I love children! They taste like chicken."
"I love crossword puzzles," said Tom, cryptically.
"I love each of my loaves." Mike Nelson
"I love eating crow," Tom said ravenously.
"I love him, Odo."--Kira Nerys
"I love hockey," said Tom puckily.
"I love how all girls a move dem body!" - Reel 2 Real
"I love it when a plan comes together." John "Hannibal" Smith "A-Team"
"I love it when assimilation comes together." -The Borg Team.
"I love it when he talks like this!" - Peter Caine
"I love it when you're nasty, Spiral. Keep it up." - Mojo
"I love it! Bowling for buzzards!" -- Pumba
"I love it. Look! Larry's corneas are bleeding!"
"I love kids! Tastes like Chicken!" -Dalhmer.....and Jackson
"I love medicine." Bashir
"I love mucking about in boats"--Dr Who-The Talons of Weng-Chiang
"I love my blow-up doll, so, Bring out those cameras, please."
"I love my dead Greek son!" Joel Robinson
"I love my government, but fear my Kountry." - Hillbillary
"I love my job!" said Dot enthusiastically.
"I love my new Bionic Woman/Bionic Man noises." Crow T. Robot
"I love ninjas. They're wacky." The Tick
"I love pancakes," said Tom flippantly.
"I love percussion instruments," said Tom symbolically.
"I love reading Moby Dick," said Tom superficially.
"I love supercomputers!" giggled Tom crayzily.
"I love talking to people with problems." - Geneva
"I love that ceremony..."--Dex
"I love the "love" theme. <smile> " - Anna Steven
"I love the crunch of your hair..." Tom Servo
"I love the dodgers," Oliver said artfully.
"I love the feel of the whip in my hand. Life is good." - Catwoman
"I love the nightlife!" -- Dracula
"I love the peasents!" "Pull!" Awwwwwwwwwwwwww
"I love the smell of burning rubber" - Gilles Villeneuve..
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning, smells like burnt fanboys"
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
"I love the way your fowl little mind works!" - Jafar
"I love this car." - Sam "You're one sick puppy, Sam!" - Max
"I love this show. I watch it every week." - The Tick
"I love this time of night." - Ivanova
"I love this! Bowling for buzzards!" - Pumbaa
"I love to play with radioactive waste," Tom said glowingly.
"I love to smoke. I'm up to 45 packs a day." -- Leary
"I love you Mary Jane; she nevah complains." -Cypress Hill
"I love you terribly," said the boy. "You certainly do," she replied.
"I love you, Brother." Lore
"I love you, Nerys. Wanna go out with me?"--Jake Sisko
"I love you, but I hate you." "I feel just the opposite."
"I love you, you love me" ARGH! <BANG>
"I love you, you love me, Barney gave me HIV."
"I love you, you love me, I will eat your family." - Barney
"I love you, you love me, homosexuality."
"I love you, you love me, lets hang Barney from a tree."
"I love you, you love me, we're.."NO!!" <BANG! BANG!> <THUD!> "Whew!"
"I love you, you love me..." ARGH! <BANG>
"I love you, you love" *BOOM!*
"I love you, you love...huh huh...let's burn something
"I love you. Repeat it please." - Moneypenny (You Only Live Twice)
"I love you. You love me. Let's hang Barney from a tree..."
"I love you. I can love you!" - Spock to Leila Kalomi
"I love you. You love me. Let's hang Barney from a tree."
"I love you..." "You love me? Great! Let's go eat my family!"
"I love... little baby ducks!" -- TV's Frank
"I loved her in the thing I saw her in.." -- Brad Goodman
"I loved not yet, yet I loved to love." -- St. Augustine
"I loved the part where the whole family disemboweled themselves."
"I lovelittle baby ducks!" TV's Frank
"I luuuuuuve horse manure." (Elaine)
"I luv ya maaaan," slurred Pooh, after drinking way too much Stella
"I m hukd on foniks. Iz ther a suport grup I can joyn?"
"I made a boomerang to hunt wild animals." Tom Servo
"I made a note in my diary on the way over. It simply reads - bugger."
"I made a note in my diary. It simply reads - 'Bugger.'"
"I made enough profit for the both of us." -- Rom
"I made my fortune selling crab grass seed."
"I made you, and I can break you just as easily!" --Frank N Furter
"I made your father and I broke him." - Walter
"I made-for-TV love you!" -- Crow T. Robot
"I made... a leap of faith." Data
"I madeforTV love you!" Crow T. Robot
"I mailed it to you again", Tom said resentfully.
"I make a Finagle's Folly that's known from here to Orion." McCoy
"I make art until somebody dies." - The Joker
"I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people."
"I make life and death decisions every day." EHMP
"I make lots of mistakes," Father William declared, "But my stature these days is so great
"I make wine out of raisins so it's aged automatically..." - S. Wright
"I manufacture those store tabletops," said Tom counterproductively.
"I married him. I never dated him." Beatrice Arthur
"I may be anal, but I *do* have my limits. :-)" M. Pollard
"I may be colorblind, but its clear I'm wearing a dress."
"I may be down, but I ain't out and I'm still -- the best at what I do."
"I may be on drugs, but I'm as normal as anyone else!" - Cate Vanicek
"I may be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without due cause" -Data
"I may be slow, but I'm thorough." -- BJ
"I may be small, but I never forget." - Nicknak (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -Bishop
"I may be wrong, but I'm certain." - Friday
"I may die, but I will not go down easily." -- Sheridan
"I may growl, but I never bite. (Unless asked, of course.)" - D. Wolf
"I may make you feel, but I can't make you think."
"I may not have an instinct for business." Nog
"I mean an...intimate...friendship."--Dax to Odo
"I mean, *I* know your talented." O'Brien
"I mean, Bud's room is a mess - rubber body parts everywhere."
"I mean, I'm up for it if you are." - Sheridan
"I mean, it's BOLD!" Crow T. Robot
"I mean, look at this man." Bashir
"I mean, this is cruel and unusual punishment!" - Q
"I meant a *Miller* Lite!!": Joan d'Arc
"I meant that you were a bit cruel and evil even for a Dire Wolf!" - TEQ
"I meant to pay this year's dues", Tom remembered.
"I meant to say it should be hauled away AS garbage!" Korax
"I meet my maker(s) each night for dinner.I call them 'my parents'.-AY
"I met Superman once. He had a firm handshake." -- Mr. E
"I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba..." * - Weird Al Yankovic
"I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette!" - Dangerfield
"I met the surgeon general. She offered me a cigarette!"
"I might as well be wearing a dress!" - "Watch it, bub." -- Klinger
"I might as well excerise, I'm in a bad mood anyway." - Arnold Schwarzenegger
"I might even plant a fig tree. A man's entitled to that, isn't he?"
"I might have programmed my VCR incorrectly, I'd better go..."
"I might take this opportunity to remove my ears." - Picard
"I might've iced her myself..." Mike Nelson
"I milk cows," said Tom moodily.
"I misjudged you, Major." - Odo
"I miss him!" - Wakko
"I miss my bionic sounds..." Tom Servo
"I miss my friend, the spider!!" - Rhonda Lang..
"I miss my mother so much. She was like a mother to me!"
"I miss my old chair." -- Kirk
"I miss my spur noises..." Dr. Forrester
"I mixed the water. I drank the water."
"I modem down but they grew back."
"I moderated myself."--Frank "You're going to go blind!"--MaryD
"I mount my horse." DM: "It doesn't want to have sex."
"I move for no man!" - The Black Knight
"I must admit that stings!" TV's Frank
"I must admit the thought has occured to me..." Q
"I must admit to being as flabbergasted as you are." -- The Doctor
"I must admit, Data. I never get used to seeing you like this."
"I must apologise for the distress call." Lurry to Kirk
"I must arange to separate my gold from the late Mr. Solo" - Goldfinger
"I must attend my flock," said Tom sheepishly.
"I must be Bad and all things left!!"
"I must be a Rare in Taglines: The Gathering d;-)" - Quickling
"I must be dreaming! Bitchin'." -- Tetsuo
"I must be losing my mind." - "Don't fight it, Henry." -- Hawkeye
"I must be mistaken," Tom said intentionally
"I must be on a visit", Tom guessed.
"I must be released from my earthly Prison"-Amanda Krueger
"I must be years ahead of my time." <Calvin>
"I must break you!" "Oh yeah, we've heard *that* before..."
"I must excise that bunion," Tom's doctor said callously.
"I must have a word with Mr. Barkley." - Worf
"I must have a blow-out. Damn it!" -- Brad Majors
"I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up." -- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad"
"I must have sucked up a penny." * Kryten
"I must know if he's lying." Kirk on Gary Seven
"I must know if she lives or dies, Spock." Kirk
"I must know the truth of the world!" Natira
"I must not fear." -- Paul Atreides
"I must not show weakness." - G'Kar
"I must patch this coat," Tom said raggedly.
"I must precaution you, that legal trickery is not permitted!" - Q
"I must re-evaluate." Nomad
"I must remove that bunion," Tom said callously.
"I must remove that bunion," the doctor said callously.
"I must say I don't think much of your welcome." Kirk
"I must say that's a gracious invitation." Kirk
"I must work the works of Him that sent me, while it is day." John 9:4
"I must've configured my comm ports incorrectly" -- Crow
"I musta drank me about fifteen Doctor Peppers." -- Forrest Gump
"I muyst think of myself as a member of the crew." Doctor
"I myself, here on Earth, might be God." -- Heine
"I named him after his daddy." Jenny
"I named my dog 'Stay'. Calling him was fun. 'C'mere, Stay!'"--s.w.
"I nearly smoked my modem." - Kermit
"I need a Latin Bible suitable for reading under water," Tom divulged.
"I need a Romulan uniform." Kirk "Aye! it'll be a pleasure!" Scott
"I need a bath. You have the bridge." - Troi to Worf
"I need a better desciption than that, Mr Kim."
"I need a butt-kicker." - Peter to Caine
"I need a computer. I have to get online."--Johnny
"I need a drink. Water, straight up." - Garibaldi
"I need a drink." Sheridan "And a place to stay." Frost
"I need a flower for my lapel," said Tom lackadasically.
"I need a home run hitter" he said ruthlessly.
"I need a life." - Charlie
"I need a lovew that won't dwive me cwazy." -Elmer Cougar
"I need a name." -- Dick Grayson
"I need a pair of dancing shoes with steel-toe caps."
"I need a pencil sharpener", said Tom bluntly.
"I need a second opinion on this." "Who gave you the first opinion?"
"I need a stunt double!" - - Calvin
"I need cookies! Cookies!" -- Tom Servo
"I need deodorant." "The roll on type?" "No,the under your arms type."
"I need hard data." -- Yar
"I need love, an' I need time" -Coverdale/Page
"I need my love. Hell, what I need is a sandwich." - Binky
"I need no aid! Groo is beyond all help!" -Groo the Wanderer
"I need no nurse's hand." - Kor to Koloth
"I need no nurse's hand." -- Kor
"I need radio tubes and so forth. My hobby." Spock
"I need solid professional help. Donahue, Oprah, Geraldo." -- Opus
"I need some time alone with my bread." Mike Nelson
"I need the mantissa of the logarithm," said Tom characteristically.
"I need time to remember." Kirk "Here there is much time." Miramanee
"I need to be subsidized." - Calvin
"I need to clear my head," said Tom opaquely.
"I need to go and convalesce," said Tom hospitably.
"I need to know I can count on you." Lore
"I need to make a difference" - Kirk ST:G
"I need to put out the cat" said the fireman.
"I need to put the cat out.." said the fireman.
"I need to see him NOW! NOW, NOW, NOW, ..." * Picard
"I need to see my FATHER! I need to see him NOW! NOW, NOW, NOW..."-JLP
"I need to talk to my husband." Eline
"I need to work on my salesmanship." - - Calvin
"I need two thugs." - Baron Violent "We're two thugs." - Thug [Tick]
"I need you to remain linked to the others." Lore
"I need your advice. Then I need a drink."
"I need your advice." Spock "Then I need a drink." McCoy
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your tagline!"
"I never answer letters from large organizations." Jason Robards
"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. --Dick Gregory
"I never cared for the sound of being alone." - Diamond
"I never cared for the sound of being alone." - Diamond
"I never cared much for all that show." - Hague
"I never complete a... I never finish a..." -- Mike Nelson
"I never could best him with a gutari." Londo on Urza
"I never could say 'no' to you." Nemesis
"I never drink... wine." -- Dracula
"I never eat chicken with my fingers," Orville clucked.
"I never eat something I cannot identify." -Ramirez
"I never felt so good in my life. How about a cigarette?"
"I never forget a face. Mister...Chekov isn't it?" -- Khan
"I never forget a face." Garibaldi
"I never get lost", said the pathologist.
"I never get to do anything fun." - - Calvin
"I never get to get it!!" - Wakko Warner
"I never get to get it." - Wacko
"I never get to get it." - Wakko Warner
"I never get to see *anyone* die" -- Tom Servo
"I never had the nerve to make the final cut" -Pink Floyd
"I never heard of a Cardassian court showing mercy." --Odo
"I never joke about my work, 007" - Q (Goldfinger)
"I never kissed anyone inside a nebula before." Kes
"I never knew how much this man's voice annoys me." Sisko
"I never knew there were lawyers with morals." -- Al Calavicci
"I never knew what a friend was until I met Geordi." Data
"I never knew what love was 'til I met you..."
"I never let my schooling interfere with my education."-- Mark Twain
"I never let nothing define or limit me." - Funboy
"I never lie when I have sand in my boots!" - LaForge
"I never liked your twisted sense of humor, Chakotay" -Torres
"I never lose." Kirk Douglas Gunfight at O.K. Corral
"I never met a chocolate I didn't like" Deanna Troy
"I never met a lasagna I didn't like!" - Garfield
"I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like."
"I never met a woman I couldn't drink pretty!"
"I never read any of those books." Kira
"I never rule out sabotage." - Garibaldi
"I never said the one thing I should have: I love you, Dad." - Franklin
"I never said there was an arguement, Lieutenant." Adel Renn
"I never saw any good that came of telling the truth." -- Dryden
"I never should have reconnected his mouth." McCoy
"I never thought of that. What a silly bunt..." - Monty Python
"I never thought one of the good guys would lose." -- Richie
"I never thought that you'd lose the light in your eyes" -Pink Floyd
"I never use the word impossible." -Bryce Lynch
"I never wanted to be anything but an engineer." - M. Scott
"I never wanted to harm you."--Odo
"I never worry. Now that is a lie." -RHCP "Under the Bridge"
"I never!" "You should, it's fun" - Slappy
"I no longer treasure life, not even my own." Karidian
"I notice your oeuvre is monochromatic" - Hobbes
"I now have duties to perform.. correct?" - Lore
"I object to power without constructive purpose". Spock.
"I object to the entire proceeding." Hengist
"I once hacked a password this big" - old hacker tales
"I once had a nasty turn in a booth." - 007 (Live And Let Die)
"I once knew an android whose middle name was 2Q4B." * Kryten
"I once saw David Copperfield make the statue of liberty disappear."
"I once saw a chorus line of purple wombats..." - Garibaldi
"I only create zombies during working hours." Crow T. Robot
"I only drive 'em. I dunno what makes 'em go." - Oddball
"I only get Newsweek", said Tom timelessly.
"I only have a piece of eight," Tom said bitingly. -John Foster
"I only have so much brain power I can focus..."
"I only need about 58 characters to put my foot in my mouth. 8]" - MR
"I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country."
"I only want a couple of computer bits," Tom tasted. -John Foster
"I only wear makeup when I wear a dress" - Mike Mills
"I only wished we were as well balanced" - Riker
"I opened the Book of Enlightenment and saw only myself!" <Cord>
"I operate a space bar", Quark said blankly.
"I order you to undress and show me your thingies." - Butthead to Troi
"I order you to undress and show me your thingies." - Capt. Butt-Head
"I ordered chocolate, not vanilla," I screamed. -Rambo & Youngquist
"I ordered chocolate, not vanilla," Tom screamed.
"I ordered you here." Kirk to Gorgan
"I organized that big party for the prisoners", Tom confessed.
"I ought to cast you out or smite you or something." - Q
"I oughta hit you more often, Beavis!" Butt-Head "You hit me?" Beavis
"I owe I owe it's off to work I go"
"I owe a duty where I cannot love." -Behn
"I owe him my life a dozen times over. Isn't that worth a career?" Kirk
"I owe you one." Paris
"I own that sun don't I?" - Mojo "Sure, Mojo." - Spiral
"I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils."
"I particularly like Captain Thanksgiving!" The Tick
"I passed my electrocardiogram," said Tom readily.
"I peed again!" --Sir Robin
"I petition the court that my father be committed." Mike Nelson
"I picked 'em myself."
"I picked more berries than you did", Tom razzed.
"I picked up the dice and threw two 6's" * Rimmer
"I picked up the dice and threw two sixes." - Rimmer
"I pity you, Captain Merik!" Claudius
"I pity you." - Darius "Let's not get maudlin." - St. Cloud
"I plan to live forever or die trying."
"I plan to prove it." Kirk, on being a barbarian
"I plan to work for Digital," said Tom, giving me the finger.
"I plan to work in a cemetery," Tom plotted gravely.
"I planned my heist and my date for the same night!" Tom Servo
"I play the GUItar. "
"I play the fife," Tom piped.
"I play the part of Sir Edmund Hillary," said Tom climactically.
"I play to win." -- Fiacho
"I played ping-pong so much, I even played it in my sleep." Forrest Gump
"I played poker with Tarot cards--I got a full house. Four people died."
"I plead guilty and throw myself on the mercy of Nurse Able." - Hawk
"I point the wand at the dragon" DM: You die. "WHAT!?" DM: Wrong end.
"I prefer Indiana." "We named the *dog* Indiana."
"I prefer a hot dog", said Tom frankly.
"I prefer a well balanced 'Sleek', myself...:)"
"I prefer another guide, Captain." Sarek
"I prefer climate control to Nature." : Rush Limbaugh
"I prefer curly fries." Dr. Forrester
"I prefer the term 'artificial person' myself." -- Bishop
"I prefer to be acquainted with the women I kiss." -- Picard
"I prefer to be only slightly insane." "Don't we all."
"I prefer to call it the Prime Suggestion." -- Captain Ki
"I prefer to have life filtered through television." - Calvin
"I presume you are Captain Janeway." Romulan
"I pride myself in taking a punch, and will gladly take another."
"I promise ... [*snicker*]" -- Bill Clinton
"I promise ..." -- Bill Clinton ... [Snicker!]
"I promise I won't bite", said the swimming Lawyer to the shark.
"I promise Wesley exquisite pain" - Lore
"I promise a report of great detail and accuracy" - Lore
"I promise not to go anywhere." Kira
"I promise that telethon wants money," Tom pledged. -John Foster
"I promise to take good care of your cat" - Schrodinger
"I promise you, Odo--you'll NEVER be alone again!"--Lwaxana
"I promise, Colonel, never to disapoint" - Rachel
"I promise, I won't upload in your mouth."
"I promise... we'll be good." -- Amanda
"I promised you a painless death. It's time." - The Crow
"I promised, not too much off the top." Mott
"I promisewe'll be good." -- Amanda
"I propose a `Monthly Filk Off!' (Shut up Anna)" - KvH
"I propose a mind meld with Lieutenant Paris." Tuvok
"I protect those around me!" - Duncan Macleod
"I protest sir, I'm not a merry man!" -- Worf
"I protest, Captain! I am not a merry man!" - Worf
"I protest. I am not a merry man!" - Worf
"I pulled the wool over Ollie's eyes," said Tom foolhardedly.
"I punched him in the stomach three times", said Tom triumphantly.
"I put all my money into an IRA," Tom said interestedly.
"I put away your shoes for you again." Eline
"I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet." - S. Wright
"I put hardwood floors on top of walltowall carpet."
"I put his glove on, and when I woke up, I had it on my hand."
"I put instant coffee in a microwave & almost went back in time."
"I put instant coffee in a microwave & went back in time." - S. Wright
"I put my money on the spider." Crow T. Robot
"I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars!"
"I put the boards on the path to avoid the mud," said Tom hygienically.
"I question your sincerity, Lore." - Data
"I quit; I concede. Tanj on your silly game." -- Louis Wu
"I quote other people on the boards, of course. :)" - Dire Wolf
"I radiate more heat then light" Presto
"I raised the wall and I will be the one to knock it down"
"I ran a long way for a long time." -- Forrest Gump
"I ran and ran, just like Jenny said." Forrest Gump
"I ran from him in all kinds of ways. Guess it was his turn" - T. Amos
"I reach out my hand, it turns to stone" - H. Rollins
"I reached out my hand and he betrayed me" - G'Kar
"I read Playboy for the articles." "Yea, right." - Connie Sharlow
"I read Playboy for the articles." "Yea, right." - Geco
"I read it from a Russian translation of one of your service manuals."
"I read the screenplay. Its two pages long." -- Mike Nelson
"I read your speach. It's plodding, pedantic. Much like yourself." --Q
"I realize that command has it's fascination..." -- Spock
"I realize you can't just glue the wings back on." - Felix Leiter
"I really DON'T know what to do with you." Kira-2
"I really came to see why you stayed and fought." McCoy
"I really can't tell you," Tom said secretly.
"I really didn't say everything I said." - Yogi Berra
"I really do. Not hate you anymore." O'Brien to Bashir
"I really don't have time for this." Hercules
"I really have nothing else to say." Quark
"I really hope you like the pinking shears..." Tom Servo
"I really like these new hernia packs..." Tom Servo
"I really liked the pretty girl." -Bill, in thank you note to McDougal
"I really love that rock and roll!" - Eddie -Rocky Horror
"I really must speak to the maid." - Q
"I really need to relax"
"I really wanted to dispense sour balls." Tom Servo
"I really wanted to give blood," signed Tom vainly.
"I really, really hate people." "Me too. That's why I work tech support." -- unknown
"I reccomend... amputation." -- Dr. Chennard
"I recognize it. This is Data's poetry." - Riker
"I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board."
"I recomend survival. Let's get out of here." McCoy
"I recommend a replacement as soon as possible" -HoloDoc
"I recon the process should take less than two hours." Data
"I refuse the offer," the union leader said strikingly.
"I refuse to believe that we're only here to live and die" - Amy Grant
"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person."
"I refuse to look to the right." Tom Servo
"I refuse to make an agenda", Tom said listlessly.
"I refuse to obey that French 'No Smoking' sign", fumed Tom defensively.
"I refuse to say anything quotable." - The Evil Clown
"I refuse to take my case to a lower species." -- Winchester
"I regret I wasn't born with opposable toes." - Calvin
"I regret my previous sniping." Crow T. Robot
"I regret that I have but one aardvark to give for my
"I regret that I have no teeth for you." Odo, "Tribunal"
"I reject absolutely: revenge, aggression, and retaliation."
"I remember being in my mother's womb." --Kim
"I remember doing the time-warp" - Riff Raff
"I remember every detail. The Germans wore grey, you wore blue." -- Rick
"I remember every fact I am exposed to." -- Data
"I remember him. That voice. The bloody thing he did!" Leighton
"I remember once Peter the Great had a problem like that." Chekov
"I remember reading about your missions when I was in grade school."
"I remember this guy lit my couch on fire a few times."Hetfield on Cliff
"I remember when it all began, I was a regular Frankie Fan" -Columbia
"I remember when this whole thing began..."
"I remember when you first came to me." - Delenn
"I remember when you used to talk that way." Mareau-2
"I remember you." Bender
"I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully?" Mulder
"I removed that obnoxious female user from my BBS,", Tom twittered.
"I repaired your nipple." Mike Nelson
"I repeat myself when I'm depressed I repeat..."-KC
"I repeat, I WILL offend again!" - a repeat offender
"I represent Angry Gun-Toting Meat-Eating People!" - Denis Leary
"I represent Angry Gun-Toting Meat-Eating People!" - Doc Copeland
"I represent angry, gun-toting, meat-eating people." -- Leary
"I resign in Florida." - Backstreet Boys member Nick Carter, at age 14
"I resign my comission as a Starfleet officer." Worf
"I respect you too much to take advantage at this time..."
"I respect you, Captain, but this is war." Kor
"I run through the world thinkin' about tomorrow..."
"I run under WIN95." "No, you should run FROM WIN95!"
"I said "shut up", as in close your mouth and stop talking." - Riker
"I said 'No gnu taxes!' Do you see any gnus being taxed?"
"I said 'Thank you', not 'Stop'!"
"I said 'fire ACROSS her nose' not UP IT!"- Spaceballs
"I said 'sedate', not 'seduce', Counselor." * Picard
"I said *Crusher*, not *crush* *her*!" -- Worf
"I said Bud Lite, *not* blood lite." Tom Servo
"I said CRUSHER, not CRUSH HER!!!" - Worf to K'ern
"I said I respected you. I didn't say I trusted you."
"I said I wouldn't raze Texas!"
"I said LUNCH not LAUNCH!!!!"
"I said Muf...<oof!>...I said "?Que pasa?" --Bonzai
"I said No gnu taxes! Do you see any gnus being taxed?" - B.Hawke.
"I said `Who's Dan?' and she said `Who's Marie?'"
"I said a BUD LIGHT." - J. d'Arc
"I said a BUD light!" - David Koresh
"I said a BUD light!" - Joan D'Arc
"I said go away! I am missing Bay Watch." - Wally Llama (Animaniacs)
"I said go away! I am missing Bay Watch." -- Wally Llama
"I said it was *a* Huggy Bear!" Crow T. Robot
"I said leave it alone!" Quark
"I said no GNU taxes. Do you see any GNUs being taxed?" - G. Bush
"I said put it down!" - Zack Allen
"I said something to *DRINK* - not something to *WASH* in!" - Aahz
"I said talk to her, not fight with her." Kirk to Petri re Elaan
"I said the bare essentials." "Yeah! Just these and the 10 racks."
"I said to *tuck* the kids in bed"--Mia Farrow
"I said touch *nothing*!" -- Rimmer
"I said ya shouldn't have worn that dress..."
"I said, '#$@% it then, take the kids back to town" - Waters
"I said, 'Demons, BEGONE'--and Danny vanished!"
"I said, does anyone have a @*#?! cigarette?" - Steve Dallas
"I said, hey listen to me, stay sane inside insanity!" - Columbia
"I salute you with my cigarette." Crow T. Robot
"I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew..."
"I saved my Alternate Universe manual from College..." Nelson
"I saved you." <<Snort>> "Well, Pumbaa helped." - Timon
"I saw Dr. Soong. My father." Data
"I saw Fist when they opened for Badfinger." Tom Servo
"I saw Gamera kissing Santa Claus..." Joel Robinson
"I saw Peter, Paul and Mary singing Puff the Magic Fairy..." - Brust
"I saw Tom murder my husband, Mr. Tuvok." Adel Renn
"I saw Tommy killing beatniks!" Crow T. Robot
"I saw a Tom Swifty in that comment", Tom visualized.
"I saw a face that I loved, but I girl I did not know" -
"I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot." - S. Wright
"I saw a man with a wooden leg... and a real foot."
"I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". Some people must be really tired."
"I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second." - s.w
"I saw a tree fall in the forest, and I didn't hear it."--s.w.
"I saw a tree fall in the woods. I didn't hear it." S. Wright
"I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada." Joel Robinson
"I saw a werewolf with a Chinese Menu in his hand..."
"I saw and loved." -Gibbon
"I saw her obituary. Some kind of traffic accident." Spock
"I saw her through your eyes." - The Crow
"I saw him wet them on the field of honor..." Tom Servo
"I saw it! Right out of hell!" Decker
"I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge." - Bart Simpson.
"I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge." - Bart's Board
"I saw that coming a mile away, didn't you?" Sandrine
"I saw that man remove my ballot from the box", said Tom devotedly.
"I saw this in `JFK'!" Joel Robinson
"I saw this is a movie once." -The Tick
"I saw this on Midnight Express." Crow T. Robot
"I saw you take one through the pump" -- Charlie DeSalvo
"I saw you take two chips from my pile!" Worf
"I say I'm dead and I move" - Eric Draven, THE CROW
"I say Tomata .. and you say Tomato .." Lore to Data
"I say destroy them now." -- Corg
"I say good business is where you find it" - Dick Jones
"I say he DOES have to shoot me now! SO SHOOT ME NOW!" - D. Duck
"I say just punch him then and there." - - Calvin
"I say the world is sick, you say tell me what that makes us?" - T. Amos
"I say they look like spiders!" "No, they look like cra..."*BOOOM*
"I say tomato, and he says 'Oh, shut the f*** up!"
"I say we cross further down-river." Hercules
"I say we grenadine the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
"I say we nuke the site from Orbit, it's the only way to
"I say you are Lord, and I should know, I've followed a few!"
"I say you're a thing of the past and you ain't gonna last..."
"I say, anyone for tennis?" "Oh super!" "What fun!"
"I says, 'which is the hippies and which is the dogs?'"
"I see !" said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw
"I see 3 of 'em." Trapper "Hit the one in the middle." Hawkeye
"I see I must use more drastic methods of persuasion." - Pretorius
"I see Meatloaf! I see Van Morrison! I see Spoooock!" -- Servo
"I see Meatloaf, I see Van Morrison, I see Spoooock."
"I see a dinosaur, but I hear an elephant..." Tom Servo
"I see a dismal film ahead..." Joel Robinson
"I see a germ!" Dr. Forrester
"I see a movie and I want to it painted black..." Tom Servo
"I see a red door and I want it painted black." - Mick Jagger
"I see footsteps!" "OH NO! It's a pair of Kinky Boot Beasts!"
"I see he rousted you out of bed as well." - Ivanova
"I see my cut has improved your voice!" - Ramirez
"I see my signal's turned from green to red." -- Hendrix
"I see no day", I heard him say, "so grey is the face on every mortal." - Queen
"I see no logic in prefering Stonn over me." Spock
"I see no reason for answers to be couched in riddles." Spock
"I see no reason to stand here and be insulted." - Spock
"I see nothing funny about this." --Timon
"I see now how you've risen through the ranks so quickly." -Diana, "V"
"I see serious problems ahead." - Roland
"I see that I've brushed my teeth with 'Preparation H'." -Opus
"I see the beauty." - Butt-Head
"I see the front torpedo bays are loaded." - Crow T. Robot on boobs
"I see the tragedy of young ones lying on the ground" -Coverdale/Page
"I see the truth in it." -- Paul Atreides
"I see them." Paris
"I see what you mean by surprises." Sisko
"I see why these packets have a government warning." - 007
"I see you found your Nausican friend." Q
"I see you got out of the morgue okay" -- Duncan MacLeod
"I see you had help." Chakotay
"I see you managed to get out of the morgue okay." MacLeod
"I see you shiver in atici- -PATION!"
"I see you shiver with antici
"I see you shiver with antici ... pation!" - Frank N. Furter
"I see you shiver with antici...
"I see you shiver with antici......pation!" --Frank N. Furter
"I see you shudder with antici . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PA-tion."
"I see you're feeling particularly blonde today. "Babes Bunny
"I see you've done some redecorating." - Riker
"I see you've done this before." - Morticia Addams
"I see you've met my... faithful... handyman." - Dr. Frank N. Furter
"I see you've met myfaithfulhandyman." --Frank N. Furter
"I see you've noticed the ears." Kirk
"I see you've studied logic (And chosen to ignore it)." -- B. Swopes
"I see!" said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.
"I see", said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw
"I see", said the blind man to his deaf wife
"I see", said the blind man to the deaf man on the phone
"I see," said the blind man, as he aimed his gun.
"I see," said the blind mute to the deaf man
"I seek not to know the answers, but to understand the questions."-Caine
"I seem to be commenting on everything" - Data
"I seem to be having a tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle."
"I seem to be on fire..." Joel Robinson
"I seem to be on the Voyage of the Damned."--HoloDoc
"I seem to be on the voyage of the damned." -- Doc Zimmerman
"I seem to be the last to know just about everything around here!"
"I seem to have missed desert." - 007
"I seem to have...miscalculated." Thelev
"I seem to've misplaced my husband." - Dolores Claiborne
"I seen my own grave, Merlyn." Caleb Temple
"I send my soul through time and space To greet you." Flecker
"I sense (insert emotion of choice here)" -- Counsellor Troi
"I sense a commercial coming." -- Troi
"I sense great lust from half the crew." - Troi
"I sense great lust from half the crew..." -- Troi
"I sense something. A presence I've not felt since" - Darth Vader
"I sense that he's concealing something." - D. Troi
"I sense..." <*SLAP!*> "Not on the bridge, Will!"
"I sense..." <SLAP> "Not while we're on the bridge, Will!" - Troi
"I sense..." *SLAP!* "Not on the bridge, Will!"
"I sent 'em to da Klingon ship, where there'll be no Tribble at all"
"I sent Kathleen on a mission to the Antilles," Tom indicated.
"I shall be delivered from this fetid and festering sewer."-Winchester
"I shall do neither. I have killed my captain, and my friend." - Spock
"I shall eat your heart and spit it out, Terran!" - Kilrathi Taunt
"I shall effect repair." Nomad
"I shall go MAD!"--Arthur Dent
"I shall never believe that God plays dice with the world." - Einstein
"I shall not altogether die." -- Horace
"I shall now sign autographs." - Lawrence Limburger
"I shall sample some of your burned replicated bird meat.
"I shant ask you politely next time. <punch>" - 007 (Sean Connery)
"I shot JR! I killed that fat bar keep!" -- TV's Frank
"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck." -- Graffito in Los Angeles
"I shot the Sysop, but I did not shoot the Moderator."
"I should be back by then." - Sheridan
"I should be lying dead in there, not him." Garrovick
"I should have asked the computer for no interuptions." Janeway
"I should have done this a long time ago." - Last line of TNG.
"I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash." - Leia
"I should have gotten earthquake insurance..." -- Duncan MacLeod
"I should have known not to volunteer"
"I should have never made that agreement with you!" Riker to Picard
"I should have never reconnected his mouth." - McCoy
"I should have seen it coming." Tain
"I should have shown him the beauty of killing small things." - Earl
"I should have stayed in radio." -- Ben Harris
"I should have stopped sooner," Tom postulated.
"I should have worn white - it goes with everything!" * Cat
"I should know. I've been a mother 3 times and a father twice." - Dax
"I should never have had him!", Mrs. Moroboshi on parenting
"I should warn you I'm experiencing violent impulses." - Fox Mulder
"I should've died with my crew." - Commodore Matt Decker
"I simply mean that you can be anything you want to be." Kirk
"I sing a 'Let's kick their ass' song." Darren The Bard
"I sing the progress of a deathless soul." -- Donne
"I sing whenver I sing whenever I..." Gypsy
"I sit at my table and wage war on myself." -- R.E.M.
"I sit in the corner and no one can bother me" -Floyd
"I slapped Anne B. Davis once." Crow T. Robot
"I sleep all night and I work all day."
"I slept in a draft last night," said Tom stiffly.
"I slept with a woman who slept with Cliff?"Frasier Crane
"I slept with you the other night, you didn't call, you didn't write"
"I slow down for dweebs,that way I don't miss them."
"I smell T.R.O.U.B.L.E."
"I smell another cheap cartoon crossover." - Bart Simpson
"I smell gas," Martin fumed.
"I smell gas," Orville fumed.
"I smell gas," Tom fumed.
"I smell like cheese." Tom Servo
"I smell something stin-ky!"- The Nerve-ending Fairy
"I smell something stin-ky!"- The Nerve-ending Fairy Ren&Stimpy
"I soak myself for 3 hours after every meal." TV's Frank
"I soiled my armor, I was so scared!"
"I sold the sword and bought some Finnish vodka." Tom Servo
"I sorta think therefore I sorta am..."
"I sought understanding. I listened to the song." - Kosh
"I sought understanding." Koch
"I sound like this: Badabing, BADABOOM!" - Pesto
"I speak American and I can go anyplace in the world." -- Frank Burns
"I speak only for myself, unless, of course, I've persuaded you."
"I speak with my fingers, thank you very much." --Lummox
"I speak with my own voice, not his" - Picard
"I speed up for Tribbles!!!" - Bumper sticker on a Klingon Cruiser
"I spent the summer in Switzerland." "Berne?" "No, nearly froze."
"I spilled spot remover on my dog, now he's gone" -- Steve Wright
"I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now." - S. Wright
"I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."
"I spit on Commodore!" {Ptui-i-i-i!}
"I spoke of unbreakable rules. This is one of them." -- MacLeod
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - Quayle
"I stand by all the misstatements." Dan Quayle
"I started to get scared I might never find Bubba." Forrest Gump
"I stayed behind. Last man. Captain. Last man." Decker
"I stick my neck out for nobody." Humphrey Bogart
"I still can't believe she went back to work..." -- Gloria
"I still can't get any women." - Geordi of Borg
"I still don't believe we've been there and back" Jaxom
"I still don't get it." - Guido
"I still don't see what's so funny about a bucket."--Bajoran Girl
"I still hate you." Jen Sisko 2 "I know." Ben Sisko
"I still have to find my friends." Dax
"I still have you." - Mulder to Scully (Little Green Men)
"I still haven't struck oil", said Tom boringly.
"I still like this better than Top Gun. A *lot* better." -- Mike
"I still like to do the odd trick now and then..."
"I still live!"--John Carter, formerly Capt., CSA
"I still think I can draw blood from you," Tom probed vainly.
"I still think bland is the way to go here..." Mike Nelson
"I still think they make me look like Sheena Easton."
"I stink, therefore I am." -Skalor
"I stitched up enough soldiers this morning to make a rug." -- Trapper
"I stole the pic-a-nic basket, Boo-Boo," Yogi barely admitted.
"I stopped a car with my face once." Tom Servo
"I stopped doing that one when the world ended." - Larry Underwood
"I stopped having morale about six months ago." -- Hawkeye
"I stopped that slapshot,", Tom said puckishly.
"I strongly suggest you get us out of here." - Neelix
"I strove with none for none was worth my strife"-Landor
"I submitted it myself." Dax
"I suck you. You suck me. 69 is fun and free..."
"I suck." -Hulk Hogan
"I suddenly feel an urge to finish this quest...QUICKLY."--Guybrush
"I suddenly have this dreadful urge to be merry." - Morticia
"I suffer from a severe fashion disorder." - Cosmo Fishhawk
"I sugest you return home and join the military" - G'Kar
"I suggest a new stratagey R2, let the Wookie win" - C3P0
"I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the wookie win." - C3PO
"I suggest we delay that for a while, Captain." Tuvok
"I suggest you find a new line of work." - Troi
"I suggest you have a lot to learn." -- Stephen King
"I suggest you move your eyes elsewhere while you still have them."
"I suggest you take a different route back." Bender
"I suggest you take the ...shelf, sir" -- Data
"I supervised a surgical removal of my head." - Pretorius
"I suppose I should have updated the system." -- Holly
"I suppose I'm really, really interested..."
"I suppose if I had two X Chromosomes *I'd* feel hostile too." - Calvin
"I suppose that is the end of Q." Picard
"I suppose that some good will eventually come from it..." - MR
"I suppose the same could said about your butt." - Renimar Keth-solamni
"I suppose you think I'm a perfect idiot." "No, you're not perfect."
"I suppose you want the office!" Major Kira
"I sure am, boy. Ever hear of Evil Kenevil?" - 007 (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"I sure get a kick outta that Beavis & Butt-head show!" - Primus
"I sure get a kick outta that Beavis & Butt-head show!" -Slick Willy
"I sure hope that's pudding!"
"I sure smell bad after wearing these leathers." * Troi
"I survived a Succession War and I intend to survive this."
"I survived the Borg. I can handle a date with Mrs. Troi" - Picard
"I survived torture. I'm ready to date Lwaxana." -Picard
"I survived: Dazzler:the Movie!"
"I suspected it had something to do with Major Kira." -- Changeling
"I swallowed a window!" Tom shouted painfully.
"I swallowed the window!" the woman shouted painfully
"I swear I won't kill anyone." -- The Terminator
"I swear by the sword of my father, Domingo Montoya..." -Inigo Montoya
"I swear on my mama's lasagna." - Pesto
"I swear to God. I thought turkeys could fly." -Carlson
"I swear to tell the truth, so help me me." -George Burns, as God
"I swear you dance like a moose in heat" -- the director
"I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you." Elizabeth Taylor
"I take all the risks, Dean takes all the punch lines." -- Bakula
"I take full responsibility" means "Don't blame me." J. Reno
"I take it back: you do have a sense of humor." - Q
"I take it the odds are against us and the situation is grim?" - Kirk
"I take it this also goes for errant girlfriends?" - Gryphontamer
"I take it, Major, that you believe the prophecy's coming true."
"I take orders from just one person! Me!" - Han Solo
"I take orders from just one person..........me!" - Han Solo
"I take that as a personal insult, Doctor!" "You should."
"I taste copper..." Joel Robinson
"I taught Nero to tune and together we watched Rome burn." -- Lacroix
"I taught him everything I know and he's still stupid."
"I tawht I tawh a Kzin...I did! I did!" MUNCH!!
"I tawt I taw a puddy tat - I did! I did see a puddy tat!" - Tweety Bird
"I tell you EVERYTHING you need to think." : Rush Limbaugh
"I tell you now, you will not be part of the quest." -- Kang
"I tell you, I won't stand for it." Q
"I tend to use infinitives rather than gerunds," said Tom knowingly.
"I thank whatever gods may be for my unconquerable soul."
"I the Jury by Mickey Spillane?" - Quark
"I think *AND* talk better with my feet on the ground." - Skeeve
"I think Data's painting is making me dizzy." -- Worf
"I think Ed Wood has directed himself into a corner." Servo
"I think Grendel may be paying us a visit." Chakotay
"I think Gypsy's getting into the grub kitchen." Tom Servo
"I think I break your neck first." -- Durak
"I think I can handle that task" - Tara.
"I think I feel a Jackson Pollack coming on." - Kryten, Red Dwarf
"I think I found something." Neelix
"I think I found something." Neelix
"I think I found the real ship." Kim
"I think I got cabin fever... I gotta go where it's warm."
"I think I had a tagline saying something to that effect. :)"
"I think I have a piece of coal in my shorts", said Tom stochastically.
"I think I have the answer to *that*, too." Odo
"I think I have to go to the bathroom." - Ivanova
"I think I have what just might be an idea." -- Hawkeye
"I think I hear a great sucking sound..." Tom Servo
"I think I know how the Wolfman felt..." The Tick
"I think I like him better before he died." - McCoy.
"I think I liked it better in Skid Mark's body." -- Stonewall
"I think I liked it better when I was REALLY dead."
"I think I made myself perfectly clear!" -Dr. Fred
"I think I may have gone a little too far."--The 7th Doctor
"I think I might regenerate," Tom, the Doctor said shiftily.
"I think I must be the sap of my family tree."
"I think I must teach you the proper way to surrender!" -Crimson Fox
"I think I need a Lear Jet" Pink Floyd
"I think I offended the wake-up guy." (Jerry)
"I think I preferred it when they were shooting. " - Yakko
"I think I shall now be sick." -- Bullwinkle
"I think I think I'm rebelling" -- Kryten
"I think I will take this opportunity to remove my ears!" -- Picard
"I think I'd like door number one, Monty!" Mulder, PAPER CLIP
"I think I'd like to meet this Duncan MacLeod." Kanwulf
"I think I'll assimilate a little something today"--Pooh of Borg
"I think I'll end it all," Sue sighed.
"I think I'll end it all," Sue sighed. -Rambo & Youngquist
"I think I'll give up psychology, stick with surgery." McCoy
"I think I'll go throw myself out an airlock..." Tom Servo
"I think I'll hide in the woods until the war is over." -- Hawkeye
"I think I'll just go curl up with the Good Book." -- Father Mulcahy
"I think I'll just walk to and fro for a while."
"I think I'll stand on the left side of the ship," Tom reported.
"I think I'll stick my head in the station's fusion reactor" - Londo
"I think I'll test that theory!" Crow T. Robot
"I think I'll update my itinerary." Picard
"I think I'll use a different font", said Tom boldly.
"I think I'll use a different font," Tom said boldly!
"I think I'm a charismatic son of a gun." -- George Bush
"I think I'm a werewolf," Tom said doggedly.
"I think I'm allergic to governments." - StarWolf
"I think I'm claustrophobic!" - Q
"I think I'm due back at Ops, but go on, enjoy yourself." - Kira
"I think I'm free, but the dogs they won't release me..."
"I think I'm getting dizzy and I rather like it." - Pinky
"I think I'm going bald!"
"I think I'm going blind." Hercules
"I think I'm going to enjoy this." Paris
"I think I'm going to get space-sick." Chekov
"I think I'm going to like this century. Simple." Kirk
"I think I'm going to make it my personal project." Sheridan
"I think I'm gonna go into the family business." Charlie Calvin
"I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die of 'not surprise'!" -Iago
"I think I'm just going to lie here for a little while." -- Force
"I think I'm on a voyage of the damned." --Holodoc
"I think I've found the source of the transmission." Kim
"I think I've got gangrene of the feet." -Foot Warrior.
"I think Ill assimilate a little something today"--Pooh of Borg
"I think Not!" said Descartes, and promptly disappeared
"I think Sampo is a naughty rubber novelty item!"
"I think Tanis cut off my hair!"--Tasslehoff
"I think Timmy's trying to kill Tom Servo!" Crow T. Robot
"I think a fish'll taste better if it was bad morally." - Dangerfield
"I think actions SHOW what's in our hearts":Hob "I RESENT THAT!":Cal
"I think beards are a sign of strength." - Riker
"I think cement is more interesting than people think."
"I think football is a sport the way ducks think hunting
"I think football is a sport the way ducks think hunting is a sport."
"I think grown-ups just ACT like they know what they're doing" Calvin
"I think he IS lightning" Fox Mulder.
"I think he broke some ribs" "I think you'll be all right."
"I think he did a little to much LDS." -Kirk
"I think he gave up." -Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
"I think he wants to communicate!" - The Mask
"I think he wants to communicate." - S. Ipkiss
"I think he's attempting re-entry sir." - Q (Moonraker)
"I think he's from the shallow end of the gene pool!"
"I think he's getting tired of watching me smile." * Dax
"I think he's lost his merry little mind." - Plucky Duck
"I think he's lying!" Gypsy
"I think he's pulling your leg." Yar to Riker
"I think he's under-applying the death ray." -- Crow T. Robot
"I think icon, I think icon, I think icon."
"I think if I was the Queen's maid I'd moan like a Gregorian monk."-AM
"I think it a bit tacky to wear diamonds before I'm 40." Audrey Hepburn
"I think it changed more than just the way I look." Human Torres
"I think it is reasonable to take precautions." Picard
"I think it is time we demonstrate the full power of this station."
"I think it looks like it looks." -- Tessa, on Napoleon Bust
"I think it moved." (George)
"I think it was, `Blessed are the cheesemakers'!" - Pilgrim
"I think it would be a great idea." - Mohandas Ghandi's answer when asked what he thought of Western Civilization
"I think it's a `Take Back The Night' march." Crow T. Robot
"I think it's evil and it'll never sell." Joel Robinson
"I think it's good that everyone becomes food." - - Hobbes
"I think it's great!" - Jerry Brown, on The $250,000 Initiative
"I think it's great. Scotty, get us out of here!" Kirk
"I think it's plausible that someone thinks you're hot."--Mulder
"I think it's remotely plausible that someone might find you hot."
"I think it's sick! I mean"
"I think it's the pate." - Ace Ventura
"I think it's time I had a perm", said Tom liltingly.
"I think it's time to take a dip in the old secretarial pool!" - Roy
"I think it's time we considered that suicide pact." Crow
"I think it's time we gave something back" - OCP President
"I think it's time we left." Ruan "I couldn't agree more." Sisko
"I think it's wonderful." Kes
"I think it's worth a try." Troi
"I think its a `Take Back The Night' march." -- Crow T. Robot
"I think its going terrifically well, don't you?" -- Albert Rosenfeld
"I think its plausible that someone thinks you're hot." - Mulder
"I think my cerebellum just fused!" - - Calvin
"I think my holosuites can wait." Quark
"I think my spaceship knows which way to go..."
"I think my tires are bald," Tom said warily.
"I think not!" said Descartes, who promptly disappeared
"I think not" said Descartes, and was elected La Gov.
"I think not" said the liberal, and nobody was surprised.
"I think not, therefore...." - Rene Descartes before he disappeared.
"I think not," DesCartes said, and vanished.
"I think not," said Descartes And vanished.
"I think not," said Descartes and promptly vanished.
"I think not," said Descartes, and disappeared!
"I think not," said Descartes, and promptely disappeared.
"I think not," said Descartes,& promptly disappeared in the holosuite
"I think not," said Descartes... and promptly vanished.
"I think not," said Descartes; and promptly disappeared ...
"I think not," said Descartesand promptly vanished.
"I think not," said Iain, and Echosia promptly disappeared.
"I think not," said Rene Descartes, and vanished forever
"I think not," said the liberal, and nobody was surprised.
"I think not." said Descartes, and *POOF!* he vanished
"I think not." said Descartes, and promptly disappeared.
"I think of myself as me." -- Odo
"I think of you often..." -- Hannibal Lector
"I think one may have puncture your lung." - Sheridan
"I think our minds are too finely trained, Magicthies."
"I think perhaps you better both... come inside." - Riff Raff
"I think perhaps you both had better... come inside."
"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it."
"I think she's a honey. Look at those jugs." -- Bela Lugosi
"I think she's as lost here as I am." -- Sam Beckett
"I think she's been into the Percodan." Crow T. Robot
"I think she's in love with you." O'Brien "I don't think so." Bashir
"I think she's on the Klingon Homeworld." Torres
"I think so Brain, but burlap makes me chafe so." -Pinky.
"I think so Brain, but if we didn't have ears,we'd look like weasels!"
"I think so Brain, but this time _you_ wear the tutu."
"I think so, Brain - but aren't the Rockettes mostly girls?"
"I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so." - Pinky
"I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so."
"I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?"
"I think so, Brain, but isn't he already married?" - Pinky
"I think so, Brain, but this time you wear the tutu." Pinky
"I think so, Brain. But burlap chafes me so."
"I think so, Brain...but where will we find rubber pants our size?"
"I think so, Brain.But how'm I gonna remember a whole opera in Yiddish?"
"I think some people are gonna have a drug problem." -- Robinson
"I think someone at Earth Dome has gone complete mental." - Garibaldi
"I think someone electrified the corridor," Tom said haltingly.
"I think that I'm dizzy, and I rather like it." - Pinky
"I think that now would be quite nice." Picard
"I think that pretty much covers the fly-by..."
"I think that thing is wrong, and I don't know why." Kirk
"I think that was a *single* entendre..." Tom Servo
"I think that wasp is in pain," Tom bemoaned.
"I think that would affect my stomach more than my heart."
"I think that's a lot of buffalo-bagels." -- Col. Potter
"I think the Galaxy owes me one..." - Kirk ST:G
"I think the Good Book is missing some pages" - Tori Amos
"I think the U.S. should get outta this movie." Mike Nelson
"I think the Wheel of Morality needs a tune-up." - Wakko Warner
"I think the cartoon just started" - Yakko
"I think the editor went on a lunch break." Tom Servo
"I think the good book is missing some pages..."
"I think the phrase rhymes with 'clucking bell'" - BlackAdder
"I think the phrase rhymes with Clucking Bell!"
"I think the word you're looking for is "AAAGH!" - The Penguin
"I think the word you're looking for is "AAARGH!"
"I think the word you're looking for is `AAAGH!'" - The Penguin
"I think there are more storms to come"
"I think there are pieces of me you've never seen" - Tori Amos
"I think therefore I am", said Descartes
"I think they all simply get tired of hearing my voice." Kira
"I think they used to call them transistor units." Scott
"I think thinking is so important." - Baldrick
"I think this a case of too much faith and too much sugar." Mulder
"I think this is about more than the heist" -- Crow T. Robot
"I think this is the old Item 1 + Item 2 = *BANG*! formula."
"I think this new ship was put togerther by monkeys!" - Scotty
"I think this quoting think is really getting out of hand...:)"
"I think too much or not at all." --Issac Asimov
"I think we broke her." - Top Dollar
"I think we can afford a detour." Janeway
"I think we can expect an improvement soon." (We've hit rock bottom.)
"I think we crapped out." -- Hawkeye
"I think we found them," Kirk wailed.
"I think we get the picture." Chakotay
"I think we have a difference of opinion here." - Yakko
"I think we just met today's Special Friend..." - Yakko
"I think we just met today's special friend." Yakko Warner
"I think we should differentiate the magnetic flux," said Tom defiantly.
"I think we should switch to synthale." O'Brien
"I think we took a wrong turn." - Luke
"I think we'd better get that kid to a psychologist." - Calvin's Father
"I think we're due for a pickup." Kirk
"I think we're gonna need a new Timmy!" - Mr. Lizard, Dinosaurs
"I think we're gonna need another Timmy!" - Mr. Lizard
"I think we're in trouble." - Han Solo
"I think we're saddling the horses before we're ready to ride."
"I think we're still on the air!" "Oh, shut the @#$%&*! air!"
"I think we're talking the same language here." - Quark
"I think we've all learned a valuable safety tip here."
"I think we've created a fetish," Chris --Singled Out
"I think you better come and look at this." Paris
"I think you better sit down, Susan." - Sheridan
"I think you die today, I think you will be made sacrifice." - Roland
"I think you have a screw loose..." TV's Frank
"I think you have just been tagged...<g>"
"I think you hear me knocking, and I think I'm coming in..."
"I think you just conjugated the entire Pentagon." -- Hawkeye
"I think you need to see a pee-sychiatrist." - Wakko
"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed." - Marvin
"I think you overestimate their chances!" - Governor Tarkin
"I think you really find it quite pleasurable." - Frank
"I think you screwed his bubble down too tight." Crow T. Robot
"I think you should get that checked out..."
"I think you should listen to all of them." Winters
"I think you should listen to him." Winters
"I think you spanked the wrong bot" -- Crow T. Robot
"I think you understand obsession better than you let on." - Chase
"I think you volunteered me a little quick, there." -- Radar
"I think you will die, Joel!" Dr. Forrester
"I think you will fit in nicely." - EV-9D9
"I think you'll find he's an Orion, Doctor." Spock
"I think you're gonna die!" "Oh no, not again"
"I think you're over reacting" - Troi
"I think you're working from an old rule book, Paris." Kim
"I think your cape is FAAABULOUS!" Crow T. Robot
"I think your echo is good."
"I think your face um'did the trick'...:)"
"I think your playmates are a little preoccupied just now." - Geek
"I think, Doctor, you could definately use a new suit." Sisko
"I think, I think I'm, Rebelling" * Kryten
"I think, therefore I am a target." Ensign Expendable
"I think, therefore I am....I think." - Descartes
"I think, therefore I'm over-qualified."
"I think, therefore... I might be."
"I think. I am making a political statement." B.C.
"I think. Therefore, I am." -- Rene Descartes
"I think... I think I'm... rebelling" -- Kryten
"I think... whatever happens... its over..." -- Kalas
"I thinkI think I'mrebelling" -- Kryten
"I thinks we about to be indigested." - Greasepit
"I thinkwhatever happensits over" -- Kalas
"I thought *I* said that." Kirk
"I thought Ferengi LIKED eating bugs."--Sisko
"I thought I could do the best good at A&M during Vietnam." - Phil Gramm
"I thought I could smell petrol." - Nikki Lauder.
"I thought I might go by the name of Thomas." Lt. Riker
"I thought I said 'No Dangling over the Promenade..'" - Odo
"I thought I told you--no dangling on the Promenade."--Odo
"I thought I was dead." Chakotay
"I thought I would send YOU on this adventure." - Gandalf
"I thought I'd joined the X-Men... not the Brady Bunch!" - Gambit
"I thought I'd joined the X-Mennot the Brady Bunch!"
"I thought I'd say 'Hello' first, then take the office." -- Sisko
"I thought I'd use your front door." - The Crow
"I thought Tom Paris was assigned to you!" "Like I said...NO ONE."
"I thought Watchers never used cameras." -- MacLeod
"I thought YOU had the controls" - voice recorder found at Roswell
"I thought a fiat was a car." "So did the Italians." - Burt Kaufman
"I thought a king can do whatever he wants!" --Simba
"I thought about Jenny all the time." Forrest Gump
"I thought axe-murderer tendencies were normal?"
"I thought charity was supposed to be free!" -Butt-Head
"I thought dabbling in the black arts would be good for a chuckle."
"I thought fun was supposed to be FUN." - Hobbes
"I thought it might look good on me." Lore
"I thought it over. And I'm ready now." - Ivanova
"I thought it was a topic you were interested in." -Data
"I thought it was about time I recruited some little green men."
"I thought it was just a normal death ray..." Tom Servo
"I thought it was the most appropriate name anyone could give me." Odo
"I thought it was time for a change." Sisko on his goatee
"I thought it was to have you committed." -- Hawkeye to Frank
"I thought maybe you'd been in a rickshaw wreck." -- Frank to Margaret
"I thought my costumes were faaaaabulous!"
"I thought of you, and the years and all the sadness fell away from me
"I thought she was at the airport, sniffing luggage." - Drexell's Clas
"I thought she'd never leave." - Q
"I thought technology could solve any problem" - Geordi
"I thought that everything else would just wait" -Pink Floyd
"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me." - C-3PO
"I thought that love would last forever. I was wrong." -- Auden
"I thought that was funny." -- Radar
"I thought the Ferengi liked eating bugs." "Only certain bugs."
"I thought the Temperance League meetings were fun." Tom Servo
"I thought the message said to come alone." Sheridan
"I thought the only way to leave PSI-Corp was feet first" - Garabaldi
"I thought the police always said 'Freeze.'" - The Crow
"I thought there'd be more racketeering..." Mike Nelson
"I thought they smelled bad...on the OUTside!" H. Solo
"I thought they'd cured that in 1940," said the Doctor.
"I thought this was gonna be pocket lawn-darts." -- Crow T. Robot
"I thought we might just talk for a moment." Janeway
"I thought we were an autonomous collective." --Monty Python
"I thought we were friends!" - Banquo
"I thought we were supposed to be looking for Jacobs." Franklin
"I thought you didn't approve of Starfleet." Amanda
"I thought you liked him, 'e liked you" -- Magenta to Riff Raff
"I thought you liked older men?" "I do - he's 29." - 3rd Rock
"I thought you said No boring questions." - Dot
"I thought you said it was a party!" - Dot
"I thought you said the Ocampa had our people." Janeway
"I thought you said they called this place Fun City!" -- Annie
"I thought you told me I was married." Sisko
"I thought you was dead, Mister Man!" - Detta Holmes
"I thought you were Andorian!" Lenz to Bashir
"I thought you were just going to kiss me!" Shanda
"I thought your liver was still a virgin." -- BJ to Radar
"I thoughtlessly reinstalled Windoze the other night."
"I thougt we were an autonomous collective." --Woman
"I throw thy name against the bruising stones." -- Shakespeare
"I thrust the nail into the soft yielding wood..." Mike Nelson
"I thwow my shield and slay the monsters."
"I toast your sleaziness!" Crow T. Robot
"I toast, therefore I am." * Talkie Toaster
"I told Miss Zarves not to meet me for lunch." - Mrs. Jewls
"I told Sisko he'd never get close to Terek Nor." Bashir-2
"I told her to expect you to deny everything." - - Calvin
"I told him it was illogical to maintain such an expectation." Sarek
"I told him we already got one!" <G>
"I told him we already have a Holy Grail..."
"I told that joke 7 years ago!"-Geordi ; "I know! I just got it!"-Data
"I told the elephants to forget it, but they CAN'T!" -- Zazu
"I told you I'm not stupid Plisken." "Call me Snake."
"I told you NEVER to call me 'tiny'!" - Sulu
"I told you he was the best" - Picard
"I told you never to tell anyone!"
"I told you not to call me tiny." -- Sulu
"I told you to test his loyalty, not his endurance." Sheriff Buck
"I told you you'd be robbin' no banks in my town!" - The Mask
"I told you, I don't know what it is!" Cochrane on Companion
"I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune."
"I took 10 years off to sulk."-Fran Leibowitz
"I took a fishhead in to see a movie. Didn't have to pay to get it in."
"I took a heavenly ride through our silence" -Pink Floyd
"I took a lie detector test--No, I didn't."--s.w.
"I took a lie detector test. No I didn't." - Stephen Wright
"I took a lie detector test: No I didn't." - S.W.
"I took her love at seventeen, a little late these days it seems" -Zep
"I took out the trash," Tom said literally.
"I took that Turbo tube, or whatever." -- Lwaxanna
"I took the entire room!" * Lister
"I totally agree with your motions. Motions Denied." -- Data
"I totally agree with your thoughts. Request Denied."
"I tought I taw a Womulan ship!" - Captain Tweety Bird, USS Birdcage.
"I tracked you down by your minty breath!" Wambaugh
"I traffic in ambiguity."
"I train big felines," Tom lionized categorically.
"I trained them myself; they're pretty damn good." Garibaldi
"I transcend your paltry notions of gender." -Q
"I travel all over America," Tom stated.
"I tried and failed. I tried again and again, and succeeded." Borden
"I tried chewin' that stuff, but it didn't do anything for me." -Beavis
"I tried giving him a cardiogram & it spelled out IOU."-Hawk on Frank
"I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small."
"I tried to be what everyone expected of me" - Wesley
"I tried to contain myself but I escaped."
"I tried to jump start him but that didn't work." Mike Nelson
"I tried to reform them, but they ended up twisting my mind."
"I tried to repel him; I really did!" Patty Bouvier
"I tried to stop the horse by pulling the cord," was Tom's tale of woe.
"I tried to warn them, but it all happened just the way i remember it"
"I tripped over the lamp plug," Tom said cordially.
"I try never to get involved in my own life." - Garibaldi
"I try to avoid intelligence." -- Frank Burns
"I try to avoid thinking. It hurts too much." - Rodikins
"I try to be as perverse as necessary" --Bleyz the Bard
"I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal." - Calvin
"I try to use my music to move these people to act..." - Jimi Hendrix
"I turn on my headlights." -- Mech
"I turn on the night... wear it's darkness with an empty smile" -Floyd
"I turned him into a raven and he flew out the window." -- Joseph
"I turned left at Switzerland!" - Brain
"I unclog my nose in your direction!"
"I understand that the replicators are down." Kes
"I understand we have a guest on board." Guinan
"I understand we understand each other." Henry Daniell
"I understand your concern. Request Denied." ~ Data
"I understand, Vaal. It shall be done." Akuta
"I understand. I'll do my best." Kes
"I understand. Thanks for trying." T'Jon
"I understand." Data "Good." Lore
"I unscrewed her head and drank outta' her neck." Mike Nelson
"I use the Bourne Again Shell," said Tom bashfully.
"I used lots of detergent in late December", was Tom's yuletide comment.
"I used my delicate, skillful boot." - Vila
"I used to be J. Edgar Hoover." -Dax -Cracked 7/95
"I used to be Snow White but I drifted." -- Mae West.
"I used to be a Frankie fan, I truly did.."
"I used to be a bartender at the Betty Ford clinic." - S. Wright
"I used to be a bartender... at the Betty Ford clinic." s.w.
"I used to be a bartenderat the Betty Ford clinic." -- Wright
"I used to be a conductor," said Tom extraneously.
"I used to be a miner," Tom exclaimed.
"I used to be a narrator for bad mimes."
"I used to be a narrator for bad mimes." - S. Wright
"I used to be a narrator for bad mimes." - s.w.
"I used to be a narrator for bad mimes." -- Wright
"I used to be a pilot", Tom explained.
"I used to be a stud, now I'm a spud."
"I used to be good in Spelling Bees......B-E-E-S. See?
"I used to command a battalion of German ants," said Tom exuberantly.
"I used to get high on life but lately I've built up a resistance."
"I used to get lit with Brooke Shields." Tom Servo
"I used to have a dog, but he wouldn't eat my wife's leftovers."
"I used to have a wife. Now I just lease." - Walter Matthau
"I used to put Deanna's dress on when I was feeling frivolous."--Riker
"I used to read books, but...." - Floyd
"I used to rule my world from a carphone."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
"I used to trim a lady's topiary once a week." - Jack Torrance
"I used to walk along the straight and narrow line."
"I used to work for Kelly Services", Tom extemporized.
"I usually know their thoughts before they do." -- Lwaxanna
"I usually leave an extra $10 in my pocket for her birthday."
"I usualy left BEFORE the intimidation began." Neelix
"I vas never that young." - Checkov ST:G
"I very much would like to have seen a Vorlon" - Centauri Emperor
"I vill count the boards of this pier." Crow T. Robot
"I vill hef to steal your tagline. I am wery sorry."--Chekov
"I voted Republican once, but I'm much better now."
"I waa Lthe caBoxt tom'e's cats is egeone-ey- A perresting aswo.
"I walk on the wild side--I laugh in the face of danger!" - Simba
"I walked the frontline, still got far to go..."
"I wanna F*ck, wanna F*ck, But do you need me..."
"I wanna be a Pizza Cat" ---"I otta wash your mouth out with soap"
"I wanna be around to pick up the pieces...."
"I wanna be as big as a mountain, I wanna fly as high as the sun..."
"I wanna be back on Mission Impossible." Crow T. Robot
"I wanna be like Peter Pan.....I'll never, ever, ever grow up!"
"I wanna draw some blood"-Freddy Krueger
"I wanna drink from your naked fountain..."
"I wanna go home." -- Bubba
"I wanna go home... take off this uniform and leave the show" -Floyd
"I wanna hear `Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kabloooie'!" - Calvin
"I wanna kick this movie in the groin!" Crow T. Robot
"I wanna know about girls hands... What's the big deal?"
"I wanna know what the rents like in heaven..."
"I wanna know where the river goes..."
"I wanna learn stuff from you. She's no fun anymore"-Jacob
"I wanna live with a Chesapeake Girl..."
"I wanna run through your wicked garden..."
"I wanna spit in their faces..." -- Tori Amos
"I want Chinese food tonight," Tom said wantonly.
"I want Mr. Clemens kept under escort at all time." -- Riker
"I want a bloody orgasm!" - Mutant Raccoon
"I want a waldorf salad." - Fawlty Towers
"I want a woman who doesn't press charges." -- Uncle Fester.
"I want him fighting wabid wild animals within a week."
"I want him in the Games until he dies playing." -- MCP
"I want hourly progress reports from all stations" - Riker
"I want in on this action!" Crow T. Robot
"I want it off my station!" Sheridan
"I want my Underoos! PANTIES...PANTIES!!!"
"I want my family back. Those are my politics." - Harry Wyckoff
"I want my hair trimmed. NOT like last time."--Worf
"I want my own memory back." * Rimmer
"I want some Chinese food", said Orville wantonly.
"I want some Chinese food", said Tom wantonly.
"I want something exciting, something to play with, & some chocolate."
"I want that bloody steak RARE!" - Tammy the Great, brandishing knife
"I want that cat and I want it *now*!" -- Captain Hollister
"I want that cat and I want it NOW!" * Capt. Hollister
"I want that digital tape." - Mulder "I don't have it." - Krycek (PM)
"I want that third alternative!!" Kirk
"I want the Defiant guarding Bajor." -- Toddman
"I want the ship scanned before its allowed to jump" - Cranston
"I want the truth Captain Picard!"
"I want the world handed to me on a silver platter." - Calvin
"I want them alive. NO disintegrations." - Vader
"I want them out of my way." Picard re former corpsicles
"I want them taken alive. No disintegrations!" -- Kruge
"I want this house overfurnished in perfect taste." Michael Curtiz
"I want those scanners online now!" - Franklin
"I want those things on Tick's head!" -The Terror "ARRRGGHH!" The Tick
"I want to apologize for my mother's behavior." -- Deanna
"I want to be alone." Greta Garbo "Grand Hotel"
"I want to be carried in a covered couch," said Tom literally.
"I want to be immortal by not dying" W.Allen
"I want to be released from this restraint immeditately." Neelix
"I want to believe." - Mulder to Native American Shaman (Shapes)
"I want to buy some cheese."
"I want to buy that huge diamond," she said Hopefully.
"I want to date other men," Tom said gaily.
"I want to date other women", said Tom unsteadily.
"I want to date other women," Tom said unsteadily.
"I want to decide who lives and who dies!" "I don't think so.."
"I want to decide who lives and who dies."
"I want to dip my *balls* in it!" -- Louie
"I want to do something big and clean." "Go wash an elephant."
"I want to eat at McDonalds," Tom said archly.
"I want to gain 1,500 or 2,000 yards, whichever comes first." G. Rogers
"I want to give myself to you." "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
"I want to go home." - Dr. Scratchansniff
"I want to go home." -- Connor MacLeod
"I want to go home." -- Dr. Scratchansniff
"I want to go home." Odo
"I want to hear it so quiet we can hear a mouse dropping."Gregory Ratoff
"I want to hear my baby bleat," Mary kidded.
"I want to hear you scream in pain." "Play some rap."
"I want to irk zealots too."
"I want to know God's thoughts... the rest are details." -- Heine
"I want to know what killed these Tribbles!" - Kirk
"I want to know what makes that thing tick." Kirk
"I want to know what this means." Kes
"I want to know who that intruder is." Kirk
"I want to know who threw the first punch." Kirk
"I want to know why it suddenly took to murder." Kirk
"I want to learn Karate" the child yelled Brucely.
"I want to learn a new language." * Rimmer
"I want to learn more about baloney!" - Dot
"I want to leave room for all the other great food." (That was awful.)
"I want to live forever. So far so good."
"I want to live! I want to live!" -- TV's Frank
"I want to look at life - in the available light" - Rush
"I want to look up at your lifeless eyes and wave >like this<." Vir
"I want to make him mine!!!!!!" - Washuu
"I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job." George Bush
"I want to meet her, not dissect her" - Wesley
"I want to renew my membership," Tom rejoined.
"I want to see Cindy Crawford naked eating a popcicle." -- Leary
"I want to see if Copperfield is in town." - Fox Mulder
"I want to see in shallow, dim, beautiful human ways."
"I want to see my father now! Now, now,now,now!" -Picard
"I want to see you wearing concrete boots at the bottom of the sea!"
"I want to sleep. If I can." Londo
"I want to stay and watch the babe! -- Crow T. Robot
"I want to talk to Max Headroom. He's the only one that makes sense."
"I want to talk to my lawyer." "Easily done: he's in the next cell."
"I want to trust you" - Mulder to Scully (1x08)
"I want to use the superlative `everything'..." Tom Servo
"I want to watch Baywatch!" yelled Yakko. He changed the channel.
"I want to |=////> in the back seat of my car," Tom said autoerotically.
"I want two waffles, with an animal in the middle." - Charlene
"I want you OUT of my life, Mr. Ripple-Pecs!"
"I want you all to call me......Loretta." -- Stan
"I want you both to open your minds to Psylocke." "Uh, Do we have to?"
"I want you inside me", said the cannibal woman. I ran!
"I want you to beat up Tom" -- Crow T. Robot
"I want you to brand Carol Channing..." Mike Nelson
"I want you to buy a new suit tonight at 20:15. Exactly."
"I want you to join me on a quest." - Roland
"I want you to know I'm feeling very depressed right now."
"I want you to know what it feels like to die slowly." Kinkaid
"I want you to make me a promise. Don't breed." -- The Brain
"I want you to obtain some samples." -Bodolza
"I want you to take a good close look at these things, Doc!" DeSalle
"I want you to teach me how to fight them, how to beat them." Sheridan
"I want you to tell me a story" - The Crow
"I want you to touch me..." -- Miss Alabama
"I want your eyes down there" - Riker
"I want, therefore I am." -- Leo Tolstoy
"I wanted respect." - Londo
"I wanted to be free." O'Brien-2
"I wanted to be... A *LUMBERJACK*!" - Monty Python
"I wanted to be..a lumberjack!"
"I wanted to bite you in the chow line." -- Margaret to Frank
"I wanted to give you...this. Open it!" Nog
"I warned you that Deveels can be a nasty lot." - Skeeve
"I warned you! But did you listen to me?" -- Tim
"I warned you! But did you listen to me?" -- Tim the Enchanter
"I was *scared*, Mulder." - Scully worrying about Mulder (Grotesque)
"I was Alexander the Great's chief eunuch." * Arnold J. Rimmer
"I was COMPLETELY fooled!" Kira-2
"I was Fred Astair's partner." the Orville boasted gingerly
"I was Fred Astaire's partner," Miss Rodgers boasted gingerly.
"I was God's Own Drunk, and a fearless man was I!"
"I was NOT spying on your holodeck sexcapades!!"--Odo
"I was a Starfleet engineer for 52 years, Mr. LaForge." -- Scotty
"I was a cat in my other lives."
"I was a dead man, now I'm back." - Mulder to Skinner
"I was a great experience, but it is over now." - Jestar The Wizard
"I was a sick man..." Mike Nelson
"I was a three-bird-a-day pussy cat, until BA helped me"
"I was adopted", said Tom transparently.
"I was all happy thinking Danny actually had a sex life."--Danny Dp
"I was an old man." Cochrane
"I was arrested for selling illegal-sized paper." - S. Wright
"I was arrested for selling illegalsized paper."
"I was ashamed of being Bjoran." -- Ensign Ro
"I was attempting to get in the spirit of things." Data
"I was being facetious." Crow T. Robot
"I was blind, now I can see!" *CRASH!*
"I was bluffing." -- Webb "I couldn't tell." -- Sisko
"I was born modest, not all over, but in spots." -- Twain
"I was born this way! What's your excuse?" -- Worf
"I was born this way" - Geordi
"I was born to speak all mirth and no matter." - Shakespeare
"I was born with big gums, sir." -- Bubba Blue
"I was bown in a cwossfiwe huwwicane!" -- Jumpin Jack Fudd
"I was breeding that mold. Its name was Albert." * Lister
"I was breeding this mold, Six foot high. His name was Albert."
"I was breeding this mold. His name was Albert." -- Lister
"I was brushing my teeth!" said Tom with a gleam in his eye.
"I was caught stealing in Iran," said Tom offhandedly.
"I was completely exonerated", said Tom clearly.
"I was cured, all right." Alex
"I was dazzled by her beauty!" - Rom
"I was doing just fine!" Diolus
"I was expendable I was stupid I went." -- Yar
"I was first in line, until the little hairball was born." -- Scar
"I was following your lead, mamma jamma..." TV's Frank
"I was free. Up here... I was always free." -- Al Calavicci
"I was giving my nose a mambo lesson." -- Col. Potter
"I was going to *talk* our way out of this one." -- Brisco
"I was going to scratch her eyes out, but I just did my nails."
"I was good. Wasn't I?" Garak
"I was here. Where were you. Be back soon." - Godot
"I was in a pail in the back of my office." -- Odo
"I was in charge of tapping the kegs after graduation." -- Al
"I was in love once - a Sinclair ZX-81" - Holly
"I was invited to the Goof Ball, but didn't have a thing to wear."-BJ
"I was joking, Tosk." "I could not tell, Oh Brien."
"I was just a child then, now I'm only a man." -Pink Floyd
"I was just about to shave my entire body..." Mike Nelson
"I was just going to complain to my Congressman." -- BJ
"I was just going to have some soup." Janeway
"I was just on my way to pay you back, but I got a little sidetracked."
"I was just out walking my rat, and I seem to have lost my way." - 007
"I was just posted here six weeks ago." Tate
"I was just trying to make conversation, Spock." McCoy
"I was kidding about that suicide pact." Joel Robinson
"I was looking for clues, I think I may have stumbled on one" -Tick
"I was looking for my deputy." - Worf
"I was looking for something a little less .. horrible!" - Gary
"I was looking for the barbershop." -- Damon Qol
"I was lying in a hole, but I got up because I began to like it." Marvin
"I was made to offer the Past in this manner. I cannot change." Guardian
"I was mistaken about my ears; they *do* come off." -- Data
"I was mostly in the evolution debates." - Dire Wolf
"I was never curst, I have no gift at all in shrewishness."
"I was never that young." (Chekov) "You were younger." (Kirk)
"I was not aware, Mr.Baris, that 12 Klingons constitutes a swarm." Kirk
"I was not informed of this device." Lovok
"I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue."Nixon
"I was overcome by a wave of civilianism." -- Klinger
"I was playing basketball?" - Hawk. "And you weren't bad!" - Klinger
"I was practicing my karate and she hit me with half a brick."
"I was pretty subdued when we started."
"I was rapping... didn't you hear me rapping?" - The Crow
"I was reading the dictionary - I thought it was a poem about everything
"I was removed from office", said Tom disappointedly.
"I was right, Dax. It is a good day to die." - Kang
"I was rooting for the attackers." -- Harry Wyckoff
"I was simply trying to avoid an argument." McCoy
"I was skydiving... horizontally." - S. Wright
"I was snow white, but I drifted." - Mae West
"I was so looking forward to the death ritual..."
"I was sound asleep!" "You're breaking my heart. Now feed me."
"I was standing by the Nile, when I saw the lady smile" -Floyd
"I was staring straight into the shining sun" -Floyd
"I was stupid, I was expendable, I went" -T. Yar
"I was supposed to die in the field, with honor!" -- Lt. Dan
"I was surprised he didn't help me pack my bags." Torres
"I was the worst fingerpainter at the 4 year old level!"--Kira
"I was there at the dawn of the Third Age of Mankind..."-Londo, B5
"I was there, when he became Lord of the Games." Flavius
"I was thinking all about her, burning with rage and desire" -Pink Floyd
"I was told to wait for you." Drusilla
"I was top in my class at fighting dirty!" - Catwoman
"I was trying to summon a vision of Kahless" - Worf
"I was under the impression that you were sent to spy on me" - Mulder
"I was up all night trying to round off infinity..." - S. Wright
"I was using screws, but I have gotten used to the pain..." -- Face
"I was waiting for the sign to turn green." - S. Wright
"I was waiting for the sign to turn green." - s.w.
"I was warned that someone would kill me, someone I trusted" - Scully
"I was wondering when you'd get here." Hercules
"I was wondering when you'd get to that."
"I was, uh, getting bored." Uhura to Sulu-2
"I was, uh... well, I was sent." Sheridan
"I wasn't aware of this. Truthfully, Jean-Luc." - Q
"I wasn't aware that my honesty was in question or doubt."
"I wasn't aware your expertise extended to lepodoptry." - M
"I wasn't born a fool. It took work to get this way." -Kaye.
"I wasn't born with a lobotomy but now I can look like I was!"
"I wasn't going to let you take all the credit and get all the reward!"
"I wasn't good enough to play professionally." Bashir
"I wasn't joking." Nog
"I wasn't lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue."-Nixon
"I wasn't prepared for so much wrestling..." Mike Nelson
"I wasn't programmed for any of this!"--HoloDoc
"I wasn't sleeping - I was waiting for Windows to load" - Snow White
"I wasn't the one who misplaced the Deltivid Asteroid belt." -Q
"I wasn't yelling. I was expressing my feelings. Loudly." - Sisko
"I watched it way too long, it was pulling me down." -NIN
"I wave my hands a lot, trying to convince him I'm a powerful mage."
"I wave my private parts at your auntie!" -- French guard
"I wave my private parts at your aunties!"
"I wear leather. I eat meat." - Naomi Campbell, Ex-PETA Super Model
"I weep for Democracy lost. I must hide my eyes." -- Cheese
"I weep for V'Ger." Spock
"I weep for you," the Walrus said: "I deeply sympathize." * Carroll
"I welcome my lord!"- Warlock II
"I welcome you to Disasterpiece Theater." - Yakko
"I went home with the waitress...like I always do..."
"I went insane trying to take a close up picture of the horizon"
"I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart."
"I went to a drive-in in a taxi. The movie cost me $95. - s.w.
"I wept not, so to stone within I grew." - Dante Alighieri - The Inferno - The Divine Comedy
"I will FEED him." --Worf.
"I will NOT finish in fifth place", Tom held forth.
"I will SEE the bet. And raise ten." Bayleth
"I will admit to a certain cynicism." -- Albert Rosenfeld
"I will admit, he's a little unusual" - Troi
"I will allow only your touch." Eleen to McCoy
"I will allow the prisoners to wear perfume," the warden consented.
"I will always look out from behind these eyes" -Floyd
"I will assimlate with vigor." -- JFK of Borg
"I will be .. .. irritated" - Worf
"I will be as a rock!" Tom said becoming a little bolder.
"I will be going into darkness, and fire." - Delenn
"I will be proud to have a son in Starfleet." -- Rom
"I will be the captain and you can draw the chart..."-RUSH
"I will bear you many strong sons" Miramanee
"I will choose a path that's clear, I will choose FREE WILL!"-RUSH
"I will choose free will!" -Rush
"I will contact you again." Romulan
"I will continue this in the guest quarters." Picard
"I will continue." Data
"I will count to three. One. Two. Three." - Data
"I will crush you." -- Giganto
"I will debase myself just so far for a pair of boots." -- Hawkeye
"I will die in my own tent." Eleen
"I will dip my ladle in your VICHYSSOISE!" - S. Ipkiss
"I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise!" The Mask
"I will disect him." - Kor to Kirk on Spock
"I will do what I must, T'Pau, but not with him." Spock
"I will drink no Beer before it's time....It's Time!
"I will eat your DEAD, COOKED BIRD!" Commander Kurn (Worf's brother)
"I will endeavor to speed up the process, sir." - Data
"I will face my fear." -- Paul Atreides
"I will finish what I sta " - Bart's Board
"I will give you $3 for it." La Rue "I accept." Data
"I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a tagline today."
"I will have Stilgar send Idaho's head to this Duke." -- Kynes
"I will have a cabinet that looks like America" - Bill Clinton (lie)
"I will have order. Is that clear?" Kor
"I will help you solve the greatest riddle of all..." - Riddler
"I will hug him and squeeze him and call him George" - A. Snowman
"I will kill Kagato, even if it kills me." - Ryoko
"I will lower taxes!" (Pause) "Psyche!!!" - Bill Clinton
"I will make a few discreet inquiries, all right?" - Londo
"I will match his command style with your statistics anytime" - Picard
"I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee." -- Hebrews 13:5
"I will never win an Emmy." - Bart Simpson.
"I will never win an Emmy." - Bart's Board
"I will not Xerox my butt." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not Xerox my butt." - Bart's Board
"I will not aim for the head" Bart Simpson on the blackboard
"I will not aim for the head." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not aim for the head." - Bart's Board
"I will not allow it to happen again"-Amanda Krueger
"I will not barf unless I'm sick" - Bart Simpson.
"I will not barf unless I'm sick." - Bart's Board
"I will not be able to come this evening." - Worf
"I will not be coerced." -- Picard
"I will not be cohorsed." - Danny Ozark, Phillies Manager
"I will not be filmed in an aeroplane" - Michael Stipe
"I will not be threatened by a walking meatloaf!"
"I will not be your token Maquis." - Chakotay to Janeway
"I will not belch the National Anthem." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not belch the National Anthem." - Bart's Board
"I will not bribe Principal Skinner." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not bribe Principal Skinner." - Bart's Board
"I will not bring sheep to class." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not bring sheep to class." - Bart's Board
"I will not burp in class." - Bart's Board
"I will not bury the new kid." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not bury the new kid." - Bart's Board
"I will not buy this record, it is scratched."
"I will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratched."
"I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes."" - Bart's Board
"I will not call my teacher, 'Hot Cakes.'" - Bart Simpson.
"I will not call the principal "spud head."" - Bart's Board
"I will not call the principal 'spud head.'" - Bart Simpson.
"I will not carve gods." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not carve gods." - Bart's Board
"I will not celebrate meaningless milestones" - Bart's Board
"I will not charge admission to the bathroom." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not charge admission to the bathroom." - Bart's Board
"I will not conduct my own fire drills." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not conduct my own fire drills." - Bart's Board
"I will not cut corners./'' '' '' ''/'' '' '' ''" - Bart's Board
"I will not defame New Orleans." - Bart's Board
"I will not disect things unless instructed." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not dissect things unless instructed." - Bart's Board
"I will not do anything bad ever again." - Bart Simpson
"I will not do anything bad ever again." - Bart's Board
"I will not do that thing with my tongue." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not do that thing with my tongue." - Bart's Board
"I will not draw naked ladies in class." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not draw naked ladies in class." - Bart's Board
"I will not drive the principal's car." - Bart's Board
"I will not eat things for money." - Bart's Board
"I will not encourage others to fly." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not encourage others to fly." - Bart's Board
"I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty." - Bart's Board
"I will not fake my way through life." - Bart's Board
"I will not fake seizures." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not fake seizures." - Bart's Board
"I will not fight. I am a brother of the Son." Flavius
"I will not get very far with this attitude" - Bart Simpson.
"I will not get very far with this attitude." - Bart's Board
"I will not go near the kindergarten turtle." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not go near the kindergarten turtle." - Bart's Board
"I will not grease the monkey bars." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not grease the monkey bars." - Bart's Board
"I will not hang donuts on my person." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not hang donuts on my person." - Bart's Board
"I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy."
"I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment." - Bart's Board
"I will not instigate revolution." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not instigate revolution." - Bart's Board
"I will not make flatulent noises in class." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not make flatulent noises in class." - Bart's Board
"I will not pledge allegiance to Bart." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not pledge allegiance to Bart." - Bart's Board
"I will not post what I think are witty messages while drunk!" - gypsy pete
"I will not prescribe medication." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not prescribe medication." - Bart's Board
"I will not raise taxes on the middle class!" -- Clinton (Clinton lie)
"I will not raise taxes on the middle class" - Clinton
"I will not raise your taxes to pay for these programs." --Bill Clinton
"I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause" - Bart's Board
"I will not say, do not tag, for not all taglines are an evil."
"I will not sell land in Florida." - Bart's Board
"I will not sell miracle cures." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not sell miracle cures." - Bart's Board
"I will not sell school property." - Bart's Board
"I will not send lard through the mail." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not send lard through the mail." - Bart's Board
"I will not show off" Bart on the blackboard
"I will not show off." - Bart's Board
"I will not sit at the table with *that*" -- Duras
"I will not skateboard in the halls." - Bart Simpson
"I will not skateboard in the halls." - Bart's Board
"I will not skateboard in the halls." -- Bart Simpson
"I will not sleep through my education." - Bart's Board
"I will not snap bras" Bart Simpson on the blackboard
"I will not snap bras." - Bart's Board
"I will not spank others" - Bart's board
"I will not spank others." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not spank others." - Bart's Board
"I will not squeak chalk" Bart on the blackboard
"I will not squeak chalk." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not squeak chalk." - Bart's Board
"I will not strut around like I own the place." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not strut around like I own the place." - Bart's Board
"I will not teach others to fly." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not teach others to fly." - Bart's Board
"I will not torment the emotionally frail." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not torment the emotionally frail." - Bart's Board
"I will not trade pants with others." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not trade pants with others." - Bart's Board
"I will not use abbrev." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not use abbrev." - Bart's Board
"I will not waste chalk." - Bart's Board
"I will not whittle hall passes out of soap." - Bart's Board
"I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom." - Bart's Board
"I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call." - Bart's Board
"I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call" Bart on the blackboard
"I will not yell 'She's Dead' at roll call." - Bart Simpson.
"I will not yell Fire in a crowded classroom." - Bart's Board
"I will not yell `She's Dead' at roll call." - Bart's Board
"I will occupy, I will help you die!" - James Hetfield
"I will offer middle-income tax cuts" - Bill Clinton (another lie)
"I will offer middle-income tax cuts" - Bill Clinton.
"I will only do this once a year." - Bart's Board (138th episode)
"I will permit it to pass over me and through me." -- Paul
"I will put human morality over the Q's any day." Picard
"I will put my foot down with a strong hand." Overheard at a meeting
"I will remember to take my medication." - Bart Simpson.
"I will remember to take my medication." - Bart's Board
"I will renew you for happier service." - Sh'tk'ith (Bluescale)
"I will respond with all the unique technologies at my command"- CKJ
"I will return the seeing-eye dog." - Bart Simpson.
"I will return the seeing-eye dog." - Bart's Board
"I will say no more", Tom declined.
"I will show you fear in a handful of dust." -- Dream
"I will sing a dirge in your honor and wear your skin with pride."
"I will slash boondoggle projects" - Bill Clinton (another lie)
"I will slash boondoggle projects" - Bill Clinton.
"I will stop the motor of the world." John Galt
"I will take a vow of silence regarding this." - Lennier
"I will take this opportunity to remove my ears."--Picard
"I will teach you." - Kosh "About yourself." - Sheridan
"I will teach you." Koch
"I will try not to breathe."
"I will try some of your replicated, burnt, dead bird meat."
"I will try to raise a better child" -Marge Simpson/during Episode 9F03
"I will wait, and I will pray for you." - Lennier
"I will. I will press the button! I will press *the* button!"
"I will... FEED him." --Worf.
"I win by default." * Rimmer
"I wish *I* was a tiger." "A common lament."
"I wish *I* was a tiger." "A common lament." * Calvin & Hobbes
"I wish *I* was a tiger." "A common lament." - C&H
"I wish *I* was a tiger." - Calvin "A common lament." - Hobbes
"I wish I could analyze this material." Odo
"I wish I could go to the moon" "I wish you could too" - Calvin/dad
"I wish I could go to the moon." - Calvin "I wish you could too." - Dad
"I wish I had a face on my butt." - Butt-Head.
"I wish I had more enemies." - Calvin
"I wish I knew whether that was good or bad." McCoy
"I wish I was Magnus Magnuson."
"I wish I was a tiger" - Calvin
"I wish I was a tiger." "A common lament." - C & H
"I wish I was in Dixie". "Who's she?"
"I wish I was someone else. Then I could kiss myself." -- Cat
"I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa."
"I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa." -- Lumberjack
"I wish I'd made that bet," Tom, the bookmaker, said hoarsely.
"I wish I'd stolen that tagline." "You will, you will!"
"I wish a hologram could eat..." -- Al Calavicci
"I wish him luck. He's probably the only True Seeker we have."
"I wish it could happen but it's not in the cards." -- MacLeod
"I wish my shirt had a logo or a product on it." - Calvin
"I wish someone loved me enough to hit me." Eve Arden
"I wish there was something interesting to read down here
"I wish they all were happy in the Lebanon" - Waters
"I wish this movie had these two guys in it." Crow T. Robot
"I wish to complain about this parrot!"
"I wish to plead 'incompitent'."
"I wish to register a complaint! Hello Miss!" --Monty Python
"I wish to submit myself for disciplianary action." Data
"I wish we didn't have to do this." McCoy
"I wish you luck on your journey." Tel
"I wish you would learn to make a sound." - Peter Caine
"I wish you would stop saying that," shouted Ford.
"I wish you wouldn't say that!" O'Brien
"I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me!"
"I woke to the sound of drums...." -Floyd
"I won the daily double," Tom cried hoarsely.
"I won't be 400 for another four months." -- Duncan MacLeod
"I won't be able to sit for a week!" -- Banzai
"I won't enjoy it" said Marvin.
"I won't forget you." EHMP to Freya
"I won't give it a second thought", said Tom absent-mindedly.
"I won't harm a hair on its head. Wherever that is." McCoy
"I won't have any aggressive condiment passing in this house."
"I won't let him out of the box!" Sheridan
"I won't let them take you." - Mulder to Max (Fallen Angel)
"I won't listen to you, Leonard!" said Tom def-t-Lee.
"I won't live through the day." Mike Nelson
"I won't pry... much..."
"I won't put them away again." Eline
"I won't raise taxes on the middle class." -Bill Clinton
"I won't rest until the last cat is history." - Cobra
"I won't rough you up and he's not your friend." -- Nick Knight
"I won't stand for this!" "Then sit down." "Allright..." "Wimp!"
"I wonder how I'm looking now? Still Nice!" * Cat
"I wonder how humans would describe the sound my kitty makes", mused Dat
"I wonder if I'd have better luck if I fished with a net", Tom debated.
"I wonder if any of THEM plays tennis." Garak
"I wonder if that last bit is a tagline?" - Kyle D. Jackson..
"I wonder if they like to gamble." - Quark
"I wonder if your feelings on this matter are clear, Lord Vader."
"I wonder what ever happened to the 'Melting Pot'?" - Hobbes
"I wonder what sex that cat is," said Tom.
"I wonder what they're really like." Kirk on Korob and Sylvia
"I wonder when this T'Pring arrives." McCoy
"I wonder whose idea this was" -- Duncan MacLeod
"I wonder why uranium is fluorescent", said Mary curiously.
"I wont mention it to anyone" - Beverly
"I wooed, I won, I'm done!" - Earl on courtship, Dinosaurs
"I wore a tux and red pumps." -- Scott Bakula
"I work as a spy for the PQ." - Pierre Forest.
"I work at a bank," said Tom tellingly.
"I work for the Company. Don't let that fool you, I'm an okay guy."
"I work for the vice squad," the officer said arrestingly
"I work off UNIX and can use multiple operating systems." Crow
"I wose more puddy tats dat way."
"I would be nothing other than what I am." - Shaal Mayan
"I would die for her. I would kill for her." - Gomez
"I would enjoy debating with you. You have a keen mind."--Madred
"I would estimate the odds." Spock "Please don't" Amanda
"I would fain have fun with a fine Finn fan."--Mickey Finn
"I would find great enjoyment biting them on the tushies." - Blitz, the doberman on "Road Rovers"
"I would have assumed she killed after mating." Niles Crane
"I would have cherished you, cared for you." Apollo
"I would have like to have been consulted, that's all." Odo
"I would have like to have seen Camelot, just once." -- Sheila Bungee
"I would have like to have seen Camelot, just once..." -- McCune
"I would have made a good pope." - Richard Nixon
"I would like my hair trimmed." Worf
"I would like some Chinese food." he said wantonly.
"I would like to hear the sound of two bricks being bashed together."
"I would like to remedy that situation." McCoy
"I would like to return this sweater," Tom said sheepishly.
"I would like, ah, if I may, to take you on a strange journey."
"I would like. A name." Doctor
"I would like...a name." The Doctor
"I would love to stop by and shake yer paw..." -D.Houston
"I would never do anything to hurt him." Adel Renn
"I would never hurt you, Deanna." Lt. Riker
"I would never hurt you, Jenny." Forrest Gump
"I would never tell you anything that was not in your best interest."
"I would never threaten you or the others." - Londo
"I would not coddle the child." -- Johnson
"I would not remind you of that which you knew so well." -- Spock
"I would point out that there are no chickens in Vulcan literature."
"I would point out there are no demons in Vulcan literature." Tuvok
"I would rather not escalate this situation any further." - Picard
"I would rather outthink them than outfight them." Picard
"I would really resent that if I wasn't drunk." -- Hawkeye
"I would think you've had a few successes." -- Mulcahy to Freedman
"I would've said *anything* to end the ordeal..." - Quark
"I would've thought you already read this issue" - FM "Oh, I have." - DS
"I would, I would rather not, thank you." Spock on child caring
"I wouldn't be President if my name was on that friggin' wall!"
"I wouldn't call it defacement." -- Kwang Lee
"I wouldn't care if my record said I was a bedbug." -- Klinger
"I wouldn't confront you if I didn't care, Dan!"
"I wouldn't do that if I were you, old chap." -- The Consul
"I wouldn't get my hopes up." O'Brien-2
"I wouldn't if I were you." Paris
"I wouldn't know about that. I'm not a doctor." -- Radar
"I wouldn't leave if I were you. DOS is much worse." - DOOM
"I wouldn't mind a boiled egg for breakfast," she said softly.
"I wouldn't mind having a relationship with an
"I wouldn't mind running my fingers over THOSE!" said Tom fondly.
"I wouldn't miss it for the world." Riker
"I wouldn't read too much into that, Garak." Bashir
"I wouldn't send a knight out on a dog like this!"
"I wouldn't snap his neck right off the bat." - Fran's TV advice
"I wouldn't wanna kick your a$$ or anything." -Butthead
"I wouldn't work with you if the world faced immenent doom." -- DW
"I write a lot of words all over the place...anywhere..."
"I write recursive functions all the time ime me e me ime time"
"I write to discover what I think." -- Daniel Boorstein
"I write to keep the Devil away." (C) Stephen King <8/30/94 on Larry King>
"I write, produce, and direct, but I really want to grip."
"I wrote a few children's books Not on purpose." - s.w.
"I wrote a few children's books... Not on purpose." -- Wright
"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose." s.w.
"I wrote a few children's books...not on purpose." - S. Wright
"I wrote a few children's booksnot on purpose." s.w.
"I wrote that window system for MIT", Tom exclaimed.
"I wrote the book on that subject," said Tom authoritatively.
"I yam Popeye o'de Borg! Preparez'a ta be askimiligated!"
"I yam Popeye of Borg, Prepare to be askimilated"
"I yam what I yam!" - 1 Popeye 7:23
"I yield, gunslinger, I yield smiling." - Cort
"I! Order you! Let me go!" -- Evil Tom Servo
"I! DON'T! THINK! SO!" -Odo
"I! Don't care if you hit the broad side of a barn!" Kirk
"I! HAVE HAD! ENOUGH! OF YOU!" -Kirk
"I! Order you! Let me go!" Evil Tom Servo
"I! Order you! Let me go!" Kirk-2
"I!" (kick) "Have had!" (kick) Enough... of you!" (kick) -- Kirk
"I!... HAVE HAD!... ENOUGH!... OF YOU!! -Kirk
"I" "j" "u" "s" "t" "L" "O" "V" "E" "q" "u" "o" "t" "i" "n" "g" "!"
"I"m feeling pain. I don't like it." - Q
"I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!" "Oh, thank you, thank you!" -Ryoga to Ranma
"I'LL TALK! JUST PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME USE WINDOZE!!!"
"I'M A CLONE! I'M A CLONE!" -- Pocket, Malkavian
"I'M AWAKE! I'M AWAKE!" "Party pooper!"
"I'M DOING LAUNDRY!!!!!"- THE TICK
"I'M FIGHTING THE DRAGON!"
"I'M GONNA EXPLODE!" Wakko, Animaniacs
"I'M NOT FRENCH!!!" - Amanda
"I'M ON PAGE TWO HUNDRED!!!!" - Joy
"I'M ROBIN LEECH! WHY AM I SHOUTING!?! I DON'T KNOW!!!"
"I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!" .. cried the dust speck - Calvin
"I'M the captain of this vessel, your order is nullified!" - Picard
"I'M the green duck with the ego the size of Cleveland!" -- Plucky
"I'b got bouthwash up by dose!" Unknown Sysop.
"I'd LOVE to see you wearing concrete boots at the bottom of the sea!"
"I'd advise youse to keep dialin'." -- Spocko
"I'd appreciate it if you'd call me by my given nickname." -- Radar
"I'd ask you to stay, but torture's top secret." -- Col. Flagg
"I'd be a Christian if it weren't for the Christians." -
"I'd be a Christian...if it wasn't for Christians." - M. Gandhi
"I'd be a fool not to realize how happy I am." - Riker
"I'd be a lot better without all the chatter in here." -- Frank Burns
"I'd be doing you a BIG favour if I turned her into an eel."--Q
"I'd be glad to serve under you," she told Kirk.
"I'd be happy to help." Lt. Riker
"I'd be happy to probe your recollections, Captain."
"I'd be relieved if I knew what was happening." Joel Robinson
"I'd be thrashing in fury if it weren't for my trick head." - MR
"I'd better risk a few drops of cordrazine." McCoy
"I'd bring those guards back if I were you!" - Odo
"I'd buy THAT for a dollar!" - Dave, the T.V. guy
"I'd call the fire department." "Bones, we ARE the fire department."
"I'd explain it, but there's a lot of math." - C&H
"I'd explain it, but there's a lot of math." - Calvin & Hobbes
"I'd explain it, but there's a lot of math." -C&H
"I'd give a year's pay to see whats inside this thing" - Sheridan
"I'd give anything to be degraded like that!" -- Al Calavicci
"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous." -- Crow T. Robot
"I'd give real money if he'd just shut up." - Leonard McCoy
"I'd give real money if he'd shut up." - McCoy
"I'd give that hornet a 10," Tom said beratingly.
"I'd give years of pay to see what's inside this." Sheridan
"I'd give you a piece of my mind but I've only one left."
"I'd go back to last tuesday." * Kryten
"I'd go on, but I've already told you more than I know."
"I'd go over twelve percent for that..." - Nice Guy Eddie, RESERVOIR DOGS
"I'd go right up there and ask her if she wants to ride on my rancor." -
"I'd go right up there and ask her if she wants to ride on my rancor." -
"I'd go through anything for you." "Let's start with your bank account."
"I'd hardly call the Gamma Quadrant uncivilized." Vash
"I'd hate to be accused of inhibiting scientific progress." -Hobbes
"I'd hate to be responsible for the death of a family member" -Scar.
"I'd hate to be the guy who makes mops around here." -- Hawkeye
"I'd hate to shoot a butt like that!"
"I'd have prefered to take a few alive." - Bester
"I'd have to give it some thought." Doctor "You do that." Janeway
"I'd have to say you two made quite a team down there." Chakotay
"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie!" - Leia
"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie!" - Leia "I can arrange that!" - Han
"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee." - Leia
"I'd just as soon take Nyquil with a spoon." Gypsy
"I'd keep my eyes on this one. Chances are she's after your job." Q
"I'd knock, but I know I'm not home."
"I'd know this nose grease anywhere!" Tom Servo
"I'd let you talk more, but you're not as interesting as me."
"I'd like 'The Ronettes Sing English Agrarian History', please..."
"I'd like 'it' to happen to me to break up the boredom!" -- Klinger
"I'd like `The Ronettes Sing English Agrarian History', please..."
"I'd like a 1/4 Pounder & 2 dozen chicks in tight shorts." - Butt-Head
"I'd like a bit of "pram" please...." Monty Python
"I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo." "That sounds like a fair trade."
"I'd like a herring burger with loads of mayo." - Opus
"I'd like a hot dog, please," Tom said frankly.
"I'd like all your $20 bills in this bag", "To go".
"I'd like her move to the brig." Tuvok
"I'd like some Oriental food", said Tom wantonly.
"I'd like that." Dax
"I'd like the blow on the head."
"I'd like to buy the world a Coke..." - 1971, 1975 and 1985
"I'd like to cite you by name." Janeway
"I'd like to feed your fingertips to the wolverine."
"I'd like to finish what I started, Captain." EHMP
"I'd like to get my hands on the guy with the sledgehammer." Kirk
"I'd like to get that tatooed on my thigh." -- Trapper
"I'd like to get you on the game grid." - MCP to Flynn
"I'd like to go on record here: I'm pretty sure killing Dad is wrong."
"I'd like to have an argument please." --Monty Python
"I'd like to hear more about this Festival. And Landru." Kirk
"I'd like to kill every one of those Kilrathis my own self." - Cobra
"I'd like to live like a poor person with lots of money." Picasso
"I'd like to look into your lifeless eyes and wave like THIS."--Vir
"I'd like to order another glove, lubed"- Michael Jackson
"I'd like to report a crime." Neelix
"I'd like to see you in private." Janeway to Chakotay
"I'd like to talk to my people for a moment." Sheridan
"I'd like to teach the world to sing..." Tom said coaxingly.
"I'd like to try Door #1, Monty." Mulder
"I'd like to welcome the pommey bastard to God's own Earth!"
"I'd like to welcome you all aboard." Harriman
"I'd like you to meet the Helmsman of the Enterprise-B." Chekov
"I'd like you to meet two buddies of mine, we never miss." - Tin Tin
"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat."
"I'd love to help you out. Which way did you come in?" --
"I'd love to, but the Potato King won't let me." - Rimmer
"I'd make a good husband, Jenny." Forrest Gump
"I'd march right over there and ask her to ride my rancor." - Han
"I'd never have guessed." Tuvok
"I'd only ever kissed before" "You mean she's" "Uh-huh"
"I'd parachute right into a Mr. Bulky Warehouse..." Tom Servo
"I'd prefer the non-smoking lifeboat, please."
"I'd rather assume he's going to be successful." Janeway
"I'd rather be a loser in a winning cause than a winner in a losing
"I'd rather be a shallow pose boomer." Tom Servo
"I'd rather be a slave than a corpse." - Rincewind
"I'd rather be assimilating." - Borg bumper sticker.
"I'd rather be associated with tape worms then Republicans." - D. Webber
"I'd rather be eaten by a dragon." "That can be arranged."
"I'd rather be happy than right, anyday." - Mr. Blobbo
"I'd rather be here than Philadelphia." -- Agent Cooper
"I'd rather burn." -- Kirstie
"I'd rather go kiss a Wookie!" - Princess Leia
"I'd rather have 2 girls @ 21 each than 1 @ 42" WC Fields
"I'd rather have my tonsils taken out through my ears." - Garibaldi
"I'd rather listen to Bob Dorman speak!" Mike Nelson
"I'd rather see you in jail!" -- Robin
"I'd rather spend a day with a horse than most people I know."-Potter
"I'd rather.. just.. SING!!" "Stop that. Not while I'm here."
"I'd read the next message, but my arms are inoperative!"
"I'd say puberty was extremely kind to you" - Brain
"I'd say that crossed the line from ironic coincidence to evil omen."
"I'd say that man is alive." McCoy
"I'd say these people killed each other." McCoy
"I'd say they went a bit overboard with the fence." Crow
"I'd shoot Donald Regan to prove my love for Lisa Foster!"
"I'd sooner chew rat hairs..." -- Sheila Bungee
"I'd stay out of the chief's way, if I were you." Sisko
"I'd sure love to send my hips out for a walk." -- Col. Blake
"I'd swear that's honeysuckle I smell!" McCoy
"I'd've had you out of that dress."-Frank "I'm not that easy!"-Klinger
"I'll " || "gather " || "my " || "thoughts," Tom concatenated.
"I'll *make* you understand!" - Edward Nygma
"I'll Be Bach!" - Johann Sebastian Schwartzenegger
"I'll Follow" - By Hugo First
"I'll NEVER use the mask again. Okay, just this once." - Stanley
"I'll agree with you on that!"
"I'll be Bach!" - Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger
"I'll be all around in the dark. I'll be ever'where." Henry Fonda
"I'll be back before you know it. (I hope.)" Sheridan
"I'll be back." -Ensign Sito Schwartzanegger
"I'll be back." - Khan Chicken "Wrong franchise, sir." - Cornfed
"I'll be back." -- Klinger. "I'll be here." -- Potter.
"I'll be better after I shave my tongue." -- Hawkeye
"I'll be damned." - Frohicke, looking at a pencil (Apocrypha)
"I'll be dead 'cause he killed me..." Mike Nelson
"I'll be in OR if my legs get me that far." -- Col. Potter
"I'll be in and out in and hour. What could go wrong?" - Sheridan
"I'll be looking forward to your report, Mr. Broccoli."-Picard
"I'll be lurking for you." Crow T. Robot
"I'll be on the bridge if you need me." Paris
"I'll be riding the tail of our torpedo, Captain." Paris
"I'll be seeing you around, Dr. Jackson." O'Neil
"I'll be sure the Nagus gets your message." Sisko
"I'll be sure to inform Constable Odo to increase station security."
"I'll be the one with the khaki rose in my teeth." -- Hawkeye
"I'll be there with $20 in my pants and 3 aces up my sleeve."-Freedman
"I'll be there." Riker "Me, too." Ro
"I'll be up just after this next mes-.'.. NO CARRIER
"I'll be with you in a moment, I'm just sealing some fates."
"I'll be your valentine! Now give me the cat and the flame thrower!"
"I'll believe that Starfleet is not a military organization."
"I'll bend this steel cable like pasta!" The Tick
"I'll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big." - Calvin
"I'll bet something like that costs at LEAST 70 cents." - Hobes
"I'll bet you credits to Navy beans we can put a dent in it!" DeSalle
"I'll bet you shoot like that to impress all the girls." -Rook Bartley
"I'll bite your legs off!" -- Black Knight
"I'll bounce off that broad flat surface." -The Tick
"I'll brief you at 0900." - Richard Franklin
"I'll bring the wine, you bring your scarred psyche." - Chase Meridian
"I'll buy a collie," Tom said dogmatically. "I'll
"I'll call Burt Ward. I know he's not busy..." -- Mike Nelson
"I'll call it the James Kirk Memorial Brothel." - Scotty
"I'll call...and may the Lord have mercy on my cards." -- Fr. Mulcahy
"I'll check in with you later." Sheridan
"I'll clean my teeth with you!" - Earthquake
"I'll clean the chimney," Tom said fluently.
"I'll collect my fifty bucks after the show."-Dave "Yah, right."-Gary
"I'll come back." --Martin "What are the odds?" --Debbie
"I'll compose myself now..."
"I'll corroborate that again," Tom reproved.
"I'll cut my OWN hair," said Tom barbarically.
"I'll cut you to ribbons!" said Tom mincingly.
"I'll deal with them! I'm not listening to a woman!" -Hikaru
"I'll decide when this partnership is over, understand?" Q
"I'll disinfect this by wiping it in my armpit." Tom Servo
"I'll distract 'em by letting 'em assault me." Crow T. Robot
"I'll do a full neural scan on you at some point." Doctor
"I'll do everything I can to harm you as little as possible." SIEGE Cop
"I'll do it for $20.00" -Hooker
"I'll do what I always do: Improvise."
"I'll do what I can to reassure him, Doctor." Kes
"I'll do you for that!" - The Black Knight
"I'll do your homework for you." -- Ms. K.
"I'll do your physical. I'm used to autopsies." -- Hawkeye to Trapper
"I'll eat anything if it's put in front of me..." - Kit
"I'll employ my resources to make your puny lives miserable!" - Calvin
"I'll even Hari Kari if you show me how." -- Hawkeye Pierce
"I'll excise the bunion," Orville said callously.
"I'll excise the bunion," Tom said callously.
"I'll finally admit to this cute and sweet thing..."
"I'll find you boots so fast it'll make your feet spin." - Sgt. Zale
"I'll follow the commander." Worf
"I'll get a manx," Tom said categorically
"I'll get around to avoiding you later, Frank." -- Hoolihan
"I'll get it," said Earl E. Byrd warmly. -John Foster
"I'll get my kicks on the way" -Floyd
"I'll get my own breakfast, thank you." * Lister
"I'll get right on it!" O'Brien
"I'll get you a receit." - Garibaldi
"I'll get you for this, Joel!" Dr. Forrester
"I'll get you my Trekkie,.. and your little Nog Too !!.."
"I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too"- Hillary
"I'll get you next time, Whiplash!" said Tom snidely.
"I'll get you out of prison in no time", said Tom balefully.
"I'll get you, my pretty - and your little dog, too." - Wicked Witch of the West - "The Wizard of Oz"
"I'll get you, my pretty. Your little soul, too!" - Freddy Krueger
"I'll get you, my pretty.. and your little dog, too..!" - Wicked Witch
"I'll get you, my pretty... and your little dog, too!"
"I'll get your clothes. I can do that. I'm a doctor." -- Kyle
"I'll give that telethon some money," Tom pledged.
"I'll give ya somthing that ya won't forget..."
"I'll give you 300 credits a ton for those" - Sullustan Trader
"I'll give you a hand." Torres
"I'll give you an involuntary reflex." - Pesto Goodfeather
"I'll give you an involuntary reflex." -- Pesto
"I'll give you the key if you give me your promise." - R. Flagg
"I'll give your love to your mother and your sisters." Richard Franklin
"I'll glue the sheets of wood back together," Tom replied.
"I'll go backas soon as I can play the piano again!" -- Jesus
"I'll go check the warp core." - Picard
"I'll go crush grape jelly in my neck until the cows come home"
"I'll go down below before I pay them a penny!" Sheridan
"I'll go get the stick", said Tom fetchingly.
"I'll go see if TV's Frank is here..." TV's Frank
"I'll go with him, sir." La Forge
"I'll go with the wind, I'll stand in the light" -RUSH
"I'll go with you!"--Lwaxana "Yes, of course you will."--Odo
"I'll have Mr. Excitement eating out of my hand. "--Uhura
"I'll have a bowl of prunes. To go. Hopefully." -- Geech
"I'll have a slice without so much rat in it."
"I'll have another piece of meat," Tom revealed.
"I'll have mine on the rocks." Capt. Hazelwood
"I'll have mister excitement eating out of my hand. "--Uhura
"I'll have my eye on you!"
"I'll have red wine with my roadkill," Tom said flatly.
"I'll have someone show you to your quarters." - Sisko
"I'll have ten chocolate sundaes. I'm in a *terrible* mood." -- Q
"I'll have that in my cantina, too." - Vaquero
"I'll have the dark bread," said Tom wryly.
"I'll have three hot dogs", Tom said frankly.
"I'll have to change your grade" Tom's teacher remarked
"I'll have to clear that with Starfleet." Sisko
"I'll have to convert to float," Tom realized.
"I'll have to find a way to reward you..."
"I'll have to remember that one." Paris
"I'll have to send the message again," Orville said remorsefully
"I'll have to send the message again," the sailor said remorsefully
"I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you b*stards touch my car!"
"I'll have to survive without them then... I'll have salads
"I'll have to take the telegrapher's test again," said Tom remorsefully.
"I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having!"
"I'll have you know I thought of three things today alone."
"I'll help you catch him, Clarice." -- Hannibal Lector
"I'll hide somewhere on the ship and you find me." - Q
"I'll hold him while you kiss it." - Quickling
"I'll hunt you down. I swear it." Kira-2
"I'll ignore that jealousy-inspired wisecrack." -- Margaret
"I'll investigate the 'leads' you've given us." Odo
"I'll invite the minister myself." Janeway
"I'll jump. Unless you promise to love me." Anna
"I'll just be bombing around town." - CIA Agent "Exactly." - 007
"I'll just cancel the film on athlete's foot." -- Col. Henry Blake
"I'll just keep making wry comments..." Mike Nelson
"I'll just reverse the polarity of the neutron flow." - The Doctor
"I'll just reverse the polarity of the neutron flow..."
"I'll just set the ol' phaser on `Emasculate'." - Opus
"I'll just sit here and catch up on my knitting." - Charlie
"I'll just stand here and guard the end of the movie." Nelson
"I'll just suck it with my lips" -- Laurie Brown
"I'll just use the bubbler" -- Crow T. Robot
"I'll keep hold of several species or perspire trying!" - Mutant Raccoon
"I'll keep it in mind." Kim
"I'll keep my AMIGA until I can't steal parts for it anymore."
"I'll keep walking and eventually they'll stop filming." Nelson
"I'll kick your big scaly dinosaur butt..." - Food with an attitude
"I'll let you know" - Wesley
"I'll look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this: ^^^^."-Vir
"I'll make a wallet at camp," Tom said craftily.
"I'll make it so simple even a Vulcan can understand." - Quark
"I'll make love with you all night, thrusting like a ram." -de Lassus
"I'll make sure you get them." Odo
"I'll make you forget every word I uttered last night." Laurence Harvey
"I'll miss my neo-Renaissance lifestyle." -- Crow T. Robot
"I'll moider da bum." - Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare
"I'll most likely kill you in the morning!" - The Princess Bride
"I'll murder you momentarily..." - Penguin
"I'll murderise youse!" - Greasepit
"I'll nae help ya commit murder!" -- Duncan MacLeod
"I'll nae help ya commit murder!" MacLeod, Russia, 1750
"I'll need a runabout, Constable." Garak
"I'll need only three of my houses," said Tom forebodingly.
"I'll never forget you, Freya!"--HoloDoc
"I'll never join you!" Mark Hamill, to Fanboy on Freakazoid
"I'll never pet a lion again," Tom said offhandedly.
"I'll never see myself in the mirror with my eyes closed."
"I'll never stop drilling until I strike oil," said Tom, crudely.
"I'll never submit to the ones I will not be like.." -Pantera
"I'll never understand the humanoid need to couple." - Odo
"I'll never use that brand of detergent again," said Tom woebetidedly.
"I'll notify your next of kin." - Cm. Jeffrey Sinclair.
"I'll notify your next of kin." - Sinclair
"I'll notify your next of kin."- Cdr Jeffrey Sinclair
"I'll nuke the smegger to oblivion!" -- Lister
"I'll obey you like a slave." Tom Servo
"I'll only say this once That's PervECT!" - Aahz
"I'll pass on the fresh pastry," Tom said tartly.
"I'll pay off that customs official", said Tom dutifully.
"I'll pay you whatever you want." Max
"I'll play fair if I get to make up the rules." -- Q
"I'll posses your body, and I'll make you burn!" -Iron Maiden
"I'll probably come back as a lentil."
"I'll protect you, fair maiden!" "Sorry, neither!"
"I'll protect you, fair maiden!"<Sulu>"Sorry, neither!"<Uhura>
"I'll provide the prisoner with getaway footwear," said Tom consolingly.
"I'll put an end to this little naughty voyeurism." Forrester
"I'll put new stuffing in that old settee," said Tom fill-a-sofa-cally.
"I'll race you! One lap around the planet!" -- Runaway
"I'll raise you 25 PGL's and see you.." - Steven
"I'll remember you." Kanis "I hope so." MacLeod
"I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom..."
"I'll save you the time. They're all dead." -- Mike Nelson
"I'll scale you later." - Dominic T. Stilton
"I'll see about getting main power back on line." Riker
"I'll see if I can dig it up for you," said Tom gravely.
"I'll see if I can get him some...goldfish." Sisko
"I'll see if I can get the Klingons' attention." Admiral Riker
"I'll see it when I believe it." -- Bera
"I'll see you around, Michael Garibaldi. Nice butt" - Dodger
"I'll see you at breakfast." Neelix to Janeway
"I'll see you in 500 years, Picard." - Guinan
"I'll see you in Hell."-Kincaid "Tell 'em Freddy sent ya!"
"I'll see you on the Dark Side of the Moon." - Pink Floyd
"I'll see you on the bridge," Janeway
"I'll see you on the dark side of the moon" -Floyd
"I'll see you then." Kes to Neelix
"I'll send that letter off first thing tomorrow." Sisko
"I'll serve your dinner as soon as the smoke clears."
"I'll settle for a cup of coffee..but YOU know what I really need.
"I'll show you amateurs how to put on a party." -- Col. Blake
"I'll show you balls!" Dr. Forrester
"I'll show you the way to escape. This! And This!" Klingon Torres
"I'll show you when we *get* there." --Simba
"I'll shut up now before someone gets the wrong idea. :)"
"I'll signal 'em with my deoderant." Crow T. Robot
"I'll spend the rest of my life fighting with her." Human Torres
"I'll stake my semi-professional reputation." -- Mike Nelson
"I'll stay out of the Chiefs way if I were you." - Sisko
"I'll stop those trees with my streams of high presure Musalage!"
"I'll sue," Tom said plaintively
"I'll sue," said Tom plaintively
"I'll swallow your soul!" "Come get some!" - Ash
"I'll take 'Famous Taglines' for 1000, Alex!" - Sean
"I'll take a large pizza with everybody on it" J. Dahlmer
"I'll take anything from my family no matter how bad it smells." -- BJ
"I'll take lemonade...in a dirty glass." Bob Hope "Road to Utopia"
"I'll take lemonade...in a dirty glass." -- Bob Hope
"I'll take my chances." - Richie Ryan
"I'll take over, Mr. Spock." Kirk
"I'll take that", said Tom appropriately.
"I'll take that," said Brenda appropriately.
"I'll take that," said Tom appropriately.
"I'll take the girl to the dance," Tom promised.
"I'll take the mummy," said Bill, much to Hillary's distress
"I'll take the nurses." - Hoolihan. "Save a couple for me." - Hawk
"I'll take the three "B's"... BROADS, BUICKS AND BUCKLEY!" - S. Dallas
"I'll take this bra, the woman said upliftingly.
"I'll take what's real, bring up the lights" - Queensryche
"I'll take you anywhere the four winds blow" -Coverdale/Page
"I'll take you to him." Janeway
"I'll talk to him." Troi
"I'll talk to the floor and see if it won't cover your heads."
"I'll talk to you after you've reestablished your ego." -- Goslyn
"I'll talk with the Brekians." Picard
"I'll teach you what killing really means!" Kras
"I'll teach your grandmother how to suck eggs!"
"I'll tell you about it later" choked Zaphod as all three passed out.
"I'll tell you if we find any microfilm in his bladder."-Hawk to Flagg
"I'll tell you the truth, Harry." Kim
"I'll tell you what simple is! `Dead' is simple!" -- Amanda
"I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. It's dead!"
"I'll tempt Adam tonight," the woman said evilly.
"I'll thank you *not* to touch my butt!" Crow T. Robot
"I'll top the cake with sugar," Tom said icily.
"I'll torture you SO slowly, you'll think it's a career."
"I'll torture you so slowly you'll think it's a career!" - a bad guy in "Hudson Hawk"
"I'll trade you Darien for him." --Serena "Oh, Founders!" --Gen, SN
"I'll try and dig it up for you", Tom said gravely.
"I'll try not to break any of their noses." Torres
"I'll try to contain my disappointment." Neelix
"I'll try to dig up a couple of friends", said Tom gravely.
"I'll use my camera if I want to," Tom snapped.
"I'll wager 5 bars of latinum, on Sisko." - Quark
"I'll wait here and smirk." Mike Nelson
"I'll wait out here." - Dot
"I'll watch the door." Troi
"I'll we there." Winters
"I'll wear my yellow bunny undies!!!!!" - C-Ko
"I'll wear robes," Charlton Heston said prophetically.
"I'll wear something drab. You'll be proud of me." -- Klinger
"I'll wound your inner child. Then I'll kick your [butt]!" -Beavis
"I'll wrap that car around your head." -- Uberman
"I'll write it down if you can read." -- Reuben
"I'm 'drawing' the butter", Tom clarified fatuously.
"I'm *NOT* a homonecropheliac," said Orville in dead Earnest.
"I'm *dressed* in a *panda* suit!" Tom Servo
"I'm *husky*!" Tom Servo
"I'm *not* a homonecropheliac!" he said, in dead Earnest.
"I'm *not* from Nottingham! <stab>" - J. L. Picard
"I'm *that* codependant." Crow T. Robot
"I'm 29. And Elaine is..." Robert Johnson "I'm 27." Elaine Johnson
"I'm 34...I'm 34 years old." Kirk
"I'm 60." James Garner Murphy's Romance
"I'm @FN@, and I'm a snackaholic." "Hi, @FN@!" - MST3K
"I'm ALWAYS diplomatic!"--Kira
"I'm Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer."
"I'm BUSY!" Hercules
"I'm Batman." Crow T. Robot
"I'm Better Than You" - Lyzzard Skyzzard video on DTV, Dinosaurs
"I'm Beverly." "I'm Geordi." "We are Hugh."
"I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 0069 and licensed to kill you with sex."
"I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 0069 and loving every minute of it!"
"I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 002 + 002 + 00... uh. wait...."
"I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 008 and ... Oooooo, BINGO!"
"I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 008 and ... YES, I'M A TRUE BLONDE!"
"I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 008 and licensed ... $100.00/hour!"
"I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 008 and licensed to kill you with sex."
"I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 008 and licensed to uh, ahhh... ummmm."
"I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 008 and licensed$100.00/hour!"
"I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 008 and no blacky near cracky!"
"I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 008 andOooooo, BINGO!"
"I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 008 andYES, I'M A TRUE BLONDE!"
"I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 008 words per minute..."
"I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 008, but you may call me Bimbo for short."
"I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 1 + 2 = 3 ... SO ... 2 + 3 = 4"
"I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. OO8 and licensed...just check the plate."
"I'm Bones, Jim!" - epitaph on McCoy's gravestone
"I'm Boy George." "And I'm Penguin Opus."
"I'm Boy George." "Oh, and I'm Penguin Opus!" - Bloom County
"I'm Brian and so is my wife!"
"I'm Building Man. I'm the League's requisite giant guy." (Tick)
"I'm Bundy of Borg!", Peg Assimilate 'em!
"I'm Bunghead, and he's Cravis!" - Butthead
"I'm Buster Borg!" "I'm Babs Borg" ("No Assimilation!")
"I'm Buster Borg." "And I'm Babs Borg." (Both) "No assimilation!"
"I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe... "
"I'm Charles Lindbergh! Wheeee!" -- Tom Servo
"I'm Chevy Chase and I'll be cancelled any minute now..."
"I'm Chris Brynner."
"I'm Count De La Pain!" Mike Nelson
"I'm Dairy Council intollerant." Crow T. Robot
"I'm Deaf" (Written on back of a kleenex box for a traffic cop)
"I'm Don Pepperoni, the God Father" -GF "Can we call you dad-do?" - Dot
"I'm Doughy Man!" TV's Frank
"I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent..." --MP
"I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?"
"I'm Generation X, that's why!" Mike Nelson
"I'm Getting Better!" - By I. H. Tenyears
"I'm Goldilocks Feldman...you're thinking of Goldilocks Haim"-Alf
"I'm HUNGRY!" "You're FLOATING! Go home!"- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All"
"I'm Heidi, Yo-de-la-he-narf!" - Pinky
"I'm Hercule Yakko, a sleuth." "Well I'm Slappy Squirrel- ASLEEP!"
"I'm Inigo Montoya. You stole my tagline. Prepare to die"
"I'm Joel, the Happy King!" Joel Robinson
"I'm Lebanese! We're full of the juices of life!" -- Klinger
"I'm Lolita, and this here's Tanka Rae."
"I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you."
"I'm MELTING! I'm MELTING!"--Odo playing a cruel joke on small kids
"I'm McDonald," he said archly
"I'm NOT a homonecropheliac!", said Tom in dead Earnest.
"I'm NOT making this up, you know!" - Anna Russell
"I'm NOT stalling, I'm just procrastinating!" - D. Wolf
"I'm Newt Gingrich, I'm here to help, MYSELF!!!!!"
"I'm Not Choosy" - By N. E. Buddy
"I'm ODing on intrigue!" Crow T. Robot
"I'm OK...I've got a few hit points left...I think..." -- Finieous
"I'm Omnipotent!" he cried. "How about a movie, then?" she sighed.
"I'm Peter Graves and we've got Movie Sign on A&E"
"I'm Pittman of Borg. You will be assim.. Oooh! v2.0!"
"I'm Q, and you have absolutely *no* idea how screwed up this is."--Q
"I'm Quark, slayer of Klingons!" -Quark
"I'm Queeg 500, the Red Dwarf backup computer." * Queeg
"I'm Quinten Barnes!" - Michael Moore
"I'm Ray Milland!" "That means I have to be Rosie Greer!"
"I'm Ryan Dunn, and I'm surrounded by morons." - MTV's JACKASS
"I'm Scared!" - By Emma Fraid
"I'm Section 8 from head to toe." - Klinger. "Horse hockey!" - Potter
"I'm Servo. Now that I'm dead, don't smoke." -- Tom Servo
"I'm Slappy Squirrel- ASLEEP!" - Slappy
"I'm Someone Else" - by Ima Nonymous
"I'm Sorry!! I... I must have been sober!!" - Bloom County
"I'm Spunky, the Warrior Boy!" Crow T. Robot
"I'm Steve-O Kniev-O, and this is the Bunny Hop." - MTV's JACKASS
"I'm Steve-O, and I'm about to get my ass kicked by some crawfish." - MTV's JACKASS
"I'm Steve-O, and I'm about to get my ass kicked by some crawfish." - MTV's JACKASS
"I'm Steve-O, and this is the Crapper Sled." - MTV's JACKASS
"I'm Superthief! And I'm even modest about it!" -- Finieous Fingers
"I'm Superthief! And I'm even modest about it!" -- Finieous Fingers
"I'm Thor!" he said. "Yeth, but wathn't it marveloth?"
"I'm Timothy Leary, and by the way, I'm not dead." -- Leary
"I'm Tired" - by Anita Rest
"I'm Todd the Baptist!" -- Crow T. Robot
"I'm Willy the Waffle!" -- Crow T. Robot
"I'm Winston Wolf, I solve prblems."
"I'm Yakko!" "I'm Wakko!" "And I'm cute!"
"I'm Yakko, I'm Wakko...and I'm cute!"
"I'm Yakko." "I'm Wakko." "And I'm cuuuute!"
"I'm _not_ a homonecropheliac!", said Tom, in dead Ernest.
"I'm `drawing' the butter," Tom clarified fatuously.
"I'm a *real* boy!" - Alaeseus Starbreeze
"I'm a Democrat - Don't confuse the issue with facts" - Bill Clinton
"I'm a Democrat - I don't care about facts" - Bill Clinton
"I'm a Federal agent!"--Mulder when his credit card limit is checked
"I'm a Foundationist." Franklin
"I'm a Green Lantern, and duty calls." -- Hal Jordon
"I'm a Grimwold Warrior!" Crow T. Robot
"I'm a Lumberjack and I'm Okay..." - Monty Python
"I'm a Maug. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!"
"I'm a New Democrat - I don't care about facts." - Bill Clinton
"I'm a Nice guy, I SWEAR" - Danny Della Paolera
"I'm a Reagan-watcher", said Tom ironically.
"I'm a Red-Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!"
"I'm a Science Officer - It's my job to have better ideas." - Dax
"I'm a Science Officer...I'm suppose to have a better idea." - DAX
"I'm a Soviet military official", Tom commiserated.
"I'm a Starship Captain, not a babysitter!" -- Picard
"I'm a Terran." Jen Sisko 2
"I'm a Time Lord, not a TARDIS Repair Crew!"
"I'm a Wolf, dammit! :)" - Dire Wolf
"I'm a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Beast..."
"I'm a barbarian. You said it yourself." Kirk
"I'm a bartender at the space bar." Tom said blankly.
"I'm a big fan of scientific advancement, if nudity's involved." -Nate
"I'm a biological unit and I created you!" Kirk to Nomad
"I'm a bloody coward and I'm damn good at it too!" - Lazzarone
"I'm a card-carrying genius." - Calvin
"I'm a counsellor, not an acrobat!" -- Troi
"I'm a damn fool, right?" - "We didn't say that, Henry." -- Trapper
"I'm a dead man!" TV's Frank
"I'm a dead man; walking and talking and dead." Joel Robinson
"I'm a ditch digger," said Tom trenchantly.
"I'm a doctor! I know what I'm doing!" -Rosenberg
"I'm a doctor, Mister Neelix, not a decorator."--HoloDoc
"I'm a doctor, Mr. Neelix, not a decorator." -- The Doctor
"I'm a doctor, not a bartender." - EMH Doctor
"I'm a doctor, not a bartender."--HoloDoc
"I'm a doctor, not a botanist" - Bashir
"I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!" - McCoy
"I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer." - Devil in the Dark", when asked to patch up the Horta
"I'm a doctor, not a coalminer." -- "The Empath", on being beneath the surface of Minara 2
"I'm a doctor, not a decorator" - Phage
"I'm a doctor, not a mechanic." McCoy
"I'm a doctor, not a night-light!" -HoloDoc
"I'm a doctor, not a voyeur!", said the HoloDoc conspiratorially.
"I'm a doctor, not an animal!" -- Frank to Margaret
"I'm a doctor, not an engineer." "NOW you're an engineer."
"I'm a doctor, not an escalator!" - McCoy
"I'm a doctor, not an escalator." -- "Friday's Child", when asked to help the very pregnant Ellen up a steep incline
"I'm a doctor, not an interior decorator" - Doc Zimmerman
"I'm a federal agent, my name is Mulder" - Fox Mulder
"I'm a firm believer in reincarnation." -- Ensign Sito
"I'm a frayed knot", said Tom discordantly
"I'm a friend of his from the old neighborhood." - MacLeod
"I'm a friend. I'm giving you friendly advice." - Q
"I'm a genetic mutant and I'm ok..."
"I'm a genius again!" * Holly
"I'm a girl already so I don't care." - Ranma
"I'm a gonna hafta' agree with Vinod here..." -Doom
"I'm a great quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. I was raised to give up." --George, "Seinfeld
"I'm a ground-pounder." - Dodger
"I'm a hod carrier," Tom said laboriously
"I'm a hologram! I *am* thin air!" -- Al Calavicci
"I'm a hologram, not a vampire bat!" -- Al Calavicci
"I'm a hologram. A hologram with a lot of work to do."
"I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else."
"I'm a juvenile product of the working class." -Elton John
"I'm a kid... nobody listens to me." -- Sam Beckett
"I'm a klutz! I'm a klutz! I'm a klutz!" -Akane
"I'm a latent telepath." - Ivanova
"I'm a lawyer." "Honest?" "No, the regular kind."
"I'm a lawyer." "Honest?" "No, the normal kind."
"I'm a lesbian," Mary mentioned. [men shunned]
"I'm a lion hunter," said Tom pridefully.
"I'm a living, breathing, walking blank." - Ariel
"I'm a lonely boy... I ain't got a home." - the Frogman
"I'm a lonely soul." -- Harold Smith
"I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?" -- Beck
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day."
"I'm a lumberjack, and I'm ok!" -Monty Python
"I'm a mad dog fighting with the wall against my back..."
"I'm a man of few words." <Calvin>
"I'm a man of one word: Scram!" Groucho Marx
"I'm a martian with the C.I.A." Mike Nelson
"I'm a maschochist. Beat me!" "I'm a sadist! NO!"
"I'm a mathematician," Tom added summarily.
"I'm a naysayer and hatchetman in the fight against violence."
"I'm a nude model for art students..." Tom Servo
"I'm a pauper." "Congradulations, boy or girl."
"I'm a politician." "Honest?" "No, the usual kind."
"I'm a popular guy." - Mulder (Erlenmyer Flask)
"I'm a professional killer." -Martin "You get dental with that?" -Debbie
"I'm a professional snoop." - - Calvin
"I'm a registered nurse with the Mayo Clinic." Gypsy
"I'm a role model." -- Picard "I'm sure you are." -- Blackwell
"I'm a scientist. I don't think, I observe."
"I'm a secret agent, ya'know..." Mike Nelson
"I'm a security chief, not a combat pilot!" - Odo
"I'm a serf!" "You've got to be kidding me, Servo!"
"I'm a shape changer, not a politician...let me rephrase that."-Odo
"I'm a simple man with complex tastes." - Calvin
"I'm a softball pitcher," said Tom underhandedly.
"I'm a soldier, not a diplomat... I can only tell you the truth" - Kirk
"I'm a stranger in my own soul." Joel Robinson
"I'm a supervisor. I don't have to be useful." -- Frank Burns
"I'm a surgeon, not a psychiatrist." McCoy
"I'm a teacher, not a zookeeper!" - Mrs. Jewls
"I'm a temporarily misassigned civilian." -- BJ
"I'm a therapist, not a technician." - D. Troi
"I'm a very unusual Ferengi." Quark
"I'm a victim of circumstance." Curley.
"I'm a wabbit swayer, a guitar pwayer." - Ozzie Fudd
"I'm a wild and an untamed thing." -- Frank N. Furter
"I'm a wind demon, it's my job." Crow T. Robot
"I'm about to enter the Betelgeuse zone." -- Parker Lewis
"I'm about to put a fist in your opinion!" - Ben Sisko
"I'm about to put my FIST in your opinion!" - Sisko to Quark
"I'm about to put the hammer down."
"I'm about to write you a reality check!" - The Tick
"I'm actually astonished, but impressed." Dax
"I'm actually having Ration Pack #5." Janeway
"I'm afraid Bajoran interests ARE involved." - Sisko
"I'm afraid I can't do that, Borg..." - HAL 9000
"I'm afraid I can't do that." EHMP
"I'm afraid I'm going to be difficult to explain in any case." Spock
"I'm afraid he's turning me into him!"- Maggie
"I'm afraid it is too late for that admonition." -- Dream
"I'm afraid it's a _bit_ more complicated than that." - Bashir
"I'm afraid my coffers are empty." -- Father Mulcahy
"I'm afraid of nothing except being bored." Greta Garbo
"I'm afraid our fault dear Tain is not in our stars but in ourselves."
"I'm afraid so, Nel-Stone..." -- Tom Servo
"I'm afraid that's an order." -- Potter to Mitchell
"I'm afraid that's not possible, either." Chakotay
"I'm afraid the minister has fallen through the earth's crust..."
"I'm afraid the others did not recover." Ocampa Doctor
"I'm afraid this is a case of crosscultural misunderstanding." -Gilora
"I'm afraid this relationship has gotten a little out of hand" Bashir
"I'm afraid we're fresh out of red Leicester, sir."
"I'm afraid we're left with our original request." Janeway
"I'm afraid you couldn't pronounce the Vulcan name."
"I'm afraid you have it all wrong, Mr. Spock." Uhura
"I'm afraid you'll just have to wait." "I hate waiting..."
"I'm afraid you've had a stroke," said Tom cerebrally.
"I'm afraid your ears are all wrong for the job."--McCoy, "Mindshadow"
"I'm alive!" * Rimmer
"I'm all ears, hooman!" - DaiMon Perot
"I'm all ears." -- Damon Kazago
"I'm all man. The clothes are a dodge." -- Klinger
"I'm all messed up inside! It hurts and stuff!" -- TV's Frank
"I'm all out of roofs!" -- The Tick
"I'm all right Jack keep your hands off of my stack" -Floyd
"I'm all right Jack, keep your hands off my stack.." FLOYD
"I'm all right. What about that generator?" Kira
"I'm all the way down to the original sin." TV's Frank
"I'm almost annoyed." -- Kryten
"I'm almost done" - A programers Last words.
"I'm already dead, Mr. Security Man!" - Able Horn
"I'm already doing a job...for the Federation." Paris
"I'm already on it." -- Odo
"I'm alright Jack, keep your hands off of my stack..."
"I'm alright. I'm a superhero." The Tick
"I'm alright. I'm a superhero." - TICK
"I'm alright. I'm a superhero." -- The Tick
"I'm alright...I just dented my head on your gun, that's all."
"I'm always chasing the fast dinar." Salmoneus
"I'm always nervous, everybody knows that!" - Barclay
"I'm always on the wrong side of every door..."--The Rum Tum Tugger
"I'm always the guy after the last person to hear things"
"I'm amazed that men like you can be so shallow, thick, and slow."
"I'm amphibious - I can use either hand."
"I'm amused by your joke with the stupid punchline." said Tom, chagrined
"I'm an AT-AT! I'm an AT-AT!" -- Mudslide
"I'm an American Citizen, I just lost my papers." -Alien
"I'm an Emergency Medical Supplement. A supplement. That's all!"--Doc
"I'm an Immortal!" - Connor McLaud "No... you're not!" - Death.
"I'm an actor, not a doctor!" - DeForest Kelly
"I'm an adult." Nog "Congratulations." Sisko
"I'm an amateur...DON'T TRY THIS AT WORK."
"I'm an artist! I have values!" -- Crow T. Robot
"I'm an impatient reader." - Pretorius
"I'm an officer!" - Margaret. "But you're no gentleman." - Hawkeye
"I'm an over 40 victim of fateArriving too late."
"I'm appealing against my exam results" Orville remarked.
"I'm as asshole. OK?"-Mark
"I'm as bored as a pacifist pistol."
"I'm as busy as a bee," Tom droned.
"I'm as dirty as a Frenchman." - Homer
"I'm as much a part of the place as anyone else." -- Odo
"I'm as strong as a sled dog," Tom said huskily.
"I'm ashamed to say I forgot. :"^( " - Anna Steven
"I'm asking you to serve Cardassia again, by my side." Tain
"I'm assuming you didn't hire me for a desk job." - Catwoman
"I'm assuming you're familiar with with the early indications of repressed
"I'm at a disadvantage. I'm an elected official." - Clinton
"I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk." - SW
"I'm at the end of my rope," said Tom knottily.
"I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool." -- Scar
"I'm at the start of a pretty big downer." -- Rocky
"I'm averting my eyes, O Lord!" -- King Arthur
"I'm aware of that, Mr. Tuvok. Hold position." Janeway
"I'm back from my lobotomy," said Geco absentmindedly.
"I'm back!" - Exterminator
"I'm back." Garak
"I'm balancing it manually." Torres
"I'm barely holding my fudge." <General>
"I'm basically an egotistical maniac with an inferiority complex."
"I'm beginning to agree with you." - Luke
"I'm beginning to realize just how big this ship is." Kirk
"I'm beginning to see the appeal of this program!" - Worf
"I'm beginning to think these endings are rigged..." Joel
"I'm beginning to think you have too much free time." -- Lester
"I'm beginning to understand why you Earthmen enjoy gambling." Spock
"I'm being attacked by a ham sandwich!" Crow T. Robot
"I'm being more selective about taglines this time." -- Jack Butler
"I'm being nibbled to death by--cats" --Londo Mollari
"I'm being sent down to the minors," Tom said, beleagueredly.
"I'm being sent down to the minors," said Tom, the beleaguered pitcher
"I'm being turned on by a woman who is long dead" -- Crow
"I'm bemused but charmed by this plucky stranger..." Joel
"I'm bisexual. When ever I want sex I can buy it." -- Eric Idle
"I'm bleeding an unfashionable color!" * Cat
"I'm blind, I'm blind... I can see! It's a miracle!"- Fern Gully
"I'm blissfully ignorant. Leave me alone." -- Master Phoenix
"I'm bloody sick of standing here every day." - O'Brien
"I'm blow-drying my hair!" * Cat
"I'm blow-drying my hair!" -- The Cat
"I'm bored already..." Tom Servo
"I'm bored," Tom said lumberingly.
"I'm bringing him in closer..." -Maverick "You're gonna do what?!?!?"
"I'm brushing up on looking down and working on my roar!"
"I'm building up my muscles," Tom insinuated.
"I'm busy now, Frank. I'll take your order later." -- Hawkeye
"I'm busy!" -Robin Ophelia Quivers
"I'm calling about my wayword ex-son, Dan"-Dan's Mum
"I'm calm! God! I'm calm!" -- Delirium
"I'm cancelling your contracts." Dr. Forrester
"I'm cashing you out, Bob" - Dick Jones
"I'm caught between fire and flood." Vir
"I'm claiming all of this as mine!" * Cat
"I'm cold. I'm so cold..." Rizzo
"I'm come to break the bones of your sins, meat puppet."
"I'm comicus, i'm a stand-up philosopher!"
"I'm comin' for you, boy!" Sheriff Buck
"I'm coming for you Motherwe'll run you like dogs run deer"
"I'm coming home from work, but I've forgotten my address..."
"I'm coming home to stay this time!"
"I'm coming!" Tom ejaculated.
"I'm completely soaked!" Adel Renn
"I'm confused, Arthur. I don't remember ruining America." The Tick
"I'm confused."--Ben Sisko
"I'm contemplating your afterlife, Pinky." - The Brain
"I'm covered in blood," Tom said readily.
"I'm crazy? You're the one living in a tow-away zone." -- Sam
"I'm creeping back to life, my nervous system all awry" -Pink Floyd
"I'm cursed with perfection." -- Frank Burns
"I'm cutting my hands up everytime I touch you" - Tori Amos
"I'm damned already. But perhaps even the damned can be saved."
"I'm dancin' on a landmine baby, one leg left..."
"I'm dead, good night, and may God bless" -- Crow T. Robot
"I'm dead. Dead as a can of SPAM." * Rimmer
"I'm dead." Richie "He's a...?" Anne "Yeah." Duncan
"I'm dead... and I'm still intimidated by you." -- Ro
"I'm dead? So why don't I remember dying?"
"I'm deadand I'm still intimidated by you." - Ro Laren
"I'm decoupling the servos so they don't lock up." - O'Brien
"I'm deeply offended ... and it feels GREAT!"
"I'm disappointed by his attitude." Bender
"I'm disturbed by Madonna's new muscle-tone." - Zippy
"I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate: I've got it all!" (G)
"I'm dizzy and I rather like it." - Pinky
"I'm doctor, not an escalator!" - McCoy
"I'm doing a photo essay on kneecaps." -- Gonzo
"I'm doing my duty, that's what I'm doing." -- Frank Burns
"I'm doing that as we speak." Mulder
"I'm doing this for your own good" -Any parent or executioner
"I'm doing this for your own good." - Any Executioneror Parent
"I'm dressed like a giant TV dinner, talking to a hologram!" -- Sam
"I'm dying to get into a Size 9." -- Klinger
"I'm dying", Tom croaked.
"I'm dying." "About time!" G'Kar - B5
"I'm dying." Bashir
"I'm easily moved to anger," said Tom insensibly.
"I'm eating my knees back here. Move the seat up." -- Tom Servo
"I'm engaged in a contest of wills! It's me against Nature!" - Calvin
"I'm engaged to my worst nightmare!" - Akane Tendo
"I'm entitled to a hearing." - Delenn
"I'm even better than I think." Slingshot
"I'm experimenting with homosexuality," said Tom, half in earnest.
"I'm fairly alarmed here." - Dr. Ian Malcolm
"I'm feeling a bit of a cough coming on myself." Bashir
"I'm feeling positively demonstrative!" Mike Nelson
"I'm feeling very Olympic today."- Cool Runnings
"I'm feeling very shaky." T'Jon
"I'm fielding all offers and suggestions" - Fox Mulder
"I'm fighting to help free our people." Sisko
"I'm filling my mind with >HATE<!!" Pike
"I'm fine just the way I am! Why should *I* change?" - - Calvin
"I'm fine, I'm a SuperHero." -The Tick
"I'm finished. I gotta burn my bloomers." -- Klinger
"I'm fixin a hole where the rain gets in..." - Beatles
"I'm flattered." Sisko
"I'm flower units about you, too."
"I'm flying! I'm FLYING!!!" <THUD>
"I'm following him in." Kira
"I'm for Mr. Reagan, blindly." -- George Bush, November 1984
"I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy." J.C. McKay Wisc.
"I'm forever blowing Bubbles" - Michael Jackson
"I'm forgiven!" - Q
"I'm frail... leave me..." -- Mike Nelson
"I'm fried. Let's get outta here and find some shade." - Timon
"I'm from Star Fleet .. we don't lie" - Wesley
"I'm from outer space...I only work in Iowa." -- Kirk
"I'm from the Government and I'm here to help you" - N+
"I'm from the Lollipop. It's a good ship." - Riker
"I'm from the U.S.S Lollipop...It's a good ship."- W.T. Riker
"I'm from the govded ... and it feels GREAT!"
"I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you."-IRS
"I'm from the government. I'm here to kill you."
"I'm fully functional." - Data "Lucky bastard." - Odo.
"I'm fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing... Whaddaya mean, `bad'?"
"I'm game," he said, "we'll see who rusts first."
"I'm getting a distored transmission." Janeway
"I'm getting a part in the back of my hair!" * Cat
"I'm getting a red alert right here." Kirk
"I'm getting better!" "You'll be stone-dead in a moment!"
"I'm getting indigestion just looking at this."
"I'm getting into the culture, Pinky." - Brain
"I'm getting ready to get *sooooo* scared." Tom Servo
"I'm getting something, Captain." Tuvok
"I'm getting too old for this crap!" - Garabaldi.
"I'm getting too old for this crowd." - Garibaldi
"I'm getting very tired of the slug remarks, Julian."--Jadzia
"I'm getting you out of there, Chakotay." Paris
"I'm giving him 15 more minutes to remember it's my birthday."
"I'm giving it all she's got Captain, but all it says is Bad Command.
"I'm glad I passed my EKG", Tom said wholeheartedly.
"I'm glad I passed my electrocardiogram," said Tom wholeheartedly
"I'm glad I'm here, too." Odo
"I'm glad I'm not in >THAT< fleet!" - Geordi
"I'm glad I'm not in *that* fleet!" -- LaForge
"I'm glad somebody's asking me something around here." McCoy
"I'm glad to be here to send her on her way." Kirk
"I'm glad to get out of that damned coffin." - K'Ehleyr
"I'm glad to know you still care." Sisko
"I'm glad to see you, too, Indendant." Sisko
"I'm glad to see you." Kalas "Are you?" MacLeod
"I'm glad you're comfortable." Picard
"I'm glad you're here, Odo." Kira
"I'm glad you're here. We need you..." - Kira
"I'm glad you've enjoyed yourself." Bashir
"I'm going after that red fish," said Tom `erringly.
"I'm going after them." Kira "Right." Odo
"I'm going back to school soon", said Tom with class.
"I'm going back up now." Bender
"I'm going home." - Dr. Frank N. Furter
"I'm going into a coma. Uh-oh, too late. I'm in a coma." - Slappy
"I'm going on vacation tomorrow, so I'm giving you 14 newspapers."
"I'm going out now, Garfield! Don't wait up." "Ha, ha."
"I'm going out of my hed. Oh, hurry or I might be dead" - Eddie's Note
"I'm going out with a mermaid tonight," said Tom sedately.
"I'm going over to the morgue to cheer up." Crow T. Robot
"I'm going slightly mad...." - Queen
"I'm going straight to bed."-"Best offer I've had all night."-Hawkeye
"I'm going to KILL you!" "You're going to have to KILL m
"I'm going to a fancy dress party as Lady Hamilton's pussy."
"I'm going to blow it up. It obstructs my view of Venus" - Marvin
"I'm going to crack your oversized head like a walnut!"--Odo to Nog
"I'm going to die. It's a given." -- Crow T. Robot
"I'm going to do something kooky!" Joel Robinson
"I'm going to eat you little fishie!"
"I'm going to electrocute him." - Wednesday Addams
"I'm going to end it for you, one way or another." Kirk
"I'm going to get a hair transplant", said Tom baldly.
"I'm going to get a tatoo over my whole body of me but taller..."- s.w.
"I'm going to give him exactly what he wants." - Ivanova
"I'm going to give you the choice I never had" - Vampire Lestat
"I'm going to grind you down to blood and screams."
"I'm going to have surgery," Tom said openly.
"I'm going to hell for that bit" - Leary
"I'm going to hurt my brother badly." - Dot
"I'm going to kill Dracula," said Tom painstakingly.
"I'm going to kill you. Forever." -- Carter
"I'm going to leave before you start attracting flies" - Hobbes
"I'm going to live forever" - Riker ST:G
"I'm going to miss this ship. She went before her time." Riker
"I'm going to miss you. You had such potential." - Q
"I'm going to need that hand back, Ed." - Bruce Wayne
"I'm going to pick berries," Tom rasped.
"I'm going to pick berries," rasped Tom.
"I'm going to put a stop to this insane war." Ayerborne
"I'm going to ram her right down that thing's throat!" Kirk
"I'm going to regret this" - C3P0
"I'm going to remain calm." * Rimmer
"I'm going to scare the hell out of you." -- Don Bellisario
"I'm going to scream now." - Dire Wolf
"I'm going to see the captain about this!" Neelix
"I'm going to see this in my nightmares..." Tom Servo
"I'm going to send you to a vivisectionist."
"I'm going to set you to burn..." - Randall Flagg
"I'm going to show you how a woman can make you feel." Terri
"I'm going to snap that boy's will like a stale pretzel!"
"I'm going to the St. Stupid's day parade." -- Stimpy
"I'm going to throw a chimney at them." The Tick
"I'm going to turn you into a pair of boots!" Tom Servo
"I'm going to want protection." - Vladimir Taltos
"I'm going to watch the dot for a bit longer." -Vyvyan
"I'm going to worm all your *ugly* secrets out of you." - Witch Hazel
"I'm going up," Tom said innocently.
"I'm going upstairs to cop a feel and kill myself." -- Bud
"I'm going. I've found a new position." - " Great, let's try it!"
"I'm goink to hide now, bye!" - Scratchansniff
"I'm gone, man! Solid gone!" - Baloo
"I'm gonna *explode*!" - Wakko
"I'm gonna be involved with a Sagittarius." Crow T. Robot
"I'm gonna be king of Pride Rock." "Oh goodeee."
"I'm gonna be the mane event like no king was before!"
"I'm gonna be the town drunk!" Crow T. Robot
"I'm gonna blow it all on video games!" Crow T. Robot
"I'm gonna blow up the earth." "Ya sure picked a nice day for it."
"I'm gonna build a blimp and fight the Naz-ies!"
"I'm gonna eat you little fishie" - Cat
"I'm gonna find true love waiting for me..."
"I'm gonna git Medieval on your ass." -Marsellus
"I'm gonna go change my grandson Leonard's diapers now." - T.J. McCoy
"I'm gonna go off and be Kenny G..." Mike Nelson
"I'm gonna go right home and dominate my wife!" - Otis Oracle
"I'm gonna have to give up coffee; that's all there is to it."-Janeway
"I'm gonna hit the brakes, he'll fly right by." -Maverick
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse..." -- Vito Corleone
"I'm gonna make it all work out for good this time."
"I'm gonna make it all work out for good, I know it's understood..."
"I'm gonna need a beer to put these flames out." -- Maverick
"I'm gonna play tricks on the Trilateral Commission..." Nelson
"I'm gonna set this scene out" -- Crow T. Robot
"I'm gonna splatter myself all over the tarmac..." Tom Servo
"I'm gonna stuff her full of croutons..." Mike Nelson
"I'm gonna take myself a permanent vacation..." - Aerosmith
"I'm gonna track my husband. He left without my permission."
"I'm gonna win this thing for my momma." -Darrel Waltrip..
"I'm good enough; I'm smart enough; and doggone it, people like me!"
"I'm good! I love it when I'm that good.. or was that bad?" -Quickling
"I'm guessing it's a white hole." * Kryten
"I'm guessing that this is a night scene." Crow T. Robot
"I'm guilty of everything. I'm Roman Catholic, you know..."
"I'm half Human, sir." Spock to Stocker
"I'm half the man I used to be..."
"I'm having a nervous breakdown, drive me insane!" -Zep
"I'm having an affair with my gamekeeper", said the lady chattily.
"I'm having an old friend for dinner." -- Hannibal Lector
"I'm having trouble keeping my balance," said Tom parenthetically.
"I'm having trouble navigating." T'Jon
"I'm healed! The master has healed me!" "I didn't touch him!!"
"I'm heavily armed, easily bored and OFF my medication" Jym
"I'm her son; you're just some guy she screws." Kenny to Duncan
"I'm here for the Prince Valiant audition." Crow T. Robot
"I'm here to grovel before your wonderful Earth Alliance" - Londo
"I'm here to help you." - Mulder to Max (Fallen Angel)
"I'm here to pick up women" - Vir Cotto
"I'm here to piss you off." David Worrell, et al
"I'm here to pull bodies out of a saussage grinder." -- Hawkeye
"I'm here to relax, not dodge bullets." -- Picard
"I'm here to say good-bye." Ro
"I'm here to stop the big sister from noogie-ing him to death?" -- Sam
"I'm here to take you away, but may I use your phone first?" - Death
"I'm here. There's nothing to worry about." - Brad Majors
"I'm here. There's nothing to be afraid of..."
"I'm hesitant to let him go back until he's been evaluated" - Beverly
"I'm holding out for the day where all the clouds have blown away."
"I'm home, Mama." Forrest Gump
"I'm honest, honest!"
"I'm horse," she whaled on porpoise
"I'm human, just like you. But I don't age." -- Duncan MacLeod
"I'm human." * Kryten
"I'm hungry for cupcakes. I dunno why." -- Tom Servo
"I'm immortal - so far." - Heinlein
"I'm immortal - so far." - L. Long
"I'm immortal again!" - Q
"I'm impotent," Tom said softly.
"I'm impressed by the continuity of his physical presence." H. Cosell
"I'm in BIG trouble!" Scott Calvin
"I'm in a convenience store that's on the edge of...civilization."
"I'm in a dreadful mood; get me something appropriate." - Q
"I'm in a jet. What could go wrong?" -`Deadmeat' Thompson
"I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk & Don't Walk."
"I'm in a union. *Nobody* ever sees me work." -Buddy, WKRP's CE
"I'm in bed with the mumps", Tom said infectiously.
"I'm in charge of spleens and small intestines." -- BJ
"I'm in command here, Jim!" Kirk
"I'm in command here, Mr. Ferris!" Kirk
"I'm in command, Bones, that makes it my fault." Kirk
"I'm in command." -Dick "Yeah? I'm in PUBERTY, pal!" -Tommy, 3rd Rock
"I'm in considerable pain." The Brain
"I'm in enough to ask you to get the hell out." -- Col. Blake
"I'm in no mood for your juvenile quips 007" - Q (Y.O.L.T.)
"I'm in over my head here!" Tom Servo
"I'm in the SCA." "Surely you joust!"
"I'm in the greeting card business" - Maxwell Smart
"I'm in the high-fidelity first class travelling set" -Floyd
"I'm in the process of documenting my BASIC program", Tom remarked.
"I'm in this whether you want me or not." -- Dick Grayson
"I'm in. *AND* I raise ten." Worf
"I'm in." "Words a male Bundy has never uttered before."
"I'm in." - Garibaldi "Ditto" - Franklin
"I'm incapable of love. Over." -- Mike Nelson
"I'm incomplete. It doesn't feel like me." Human Torres
"I'm inventing a better world through chemistry." Salmoneus
"I'm investing in German currency once again", Tom remarked.
"I'm invincible! The Black Knight always triumphs!"
"I'm invincible!" "You're a looney!" - Monty Python
"I'm invincible!" -- Black Knight
"I'm joining Starfleet and that's that!" Nog
"I'm joking, of course." -- Garek "Of course." -- Odo
"I'm joking, of course." Garak "Of course." Odo
"I'm just a "Donnie-Come-Lately"" - Don Horton
"I'm just a bill. Yes, I'm only a bill..."
"I'm just a chalkmark in a rainstorm."
"I'm just a chip off the old block." - Jesus of Nasareth
"I'm just a country doctor." McCoy
"I'm just a harmless little fuzz ball..." -- Limbaugh
"I'm just a harmless little fuzzball..." -R.L. What, like a tribble?
"I'm just a harmless little fuzzball..." What, like a tribble? Uh-oh...
"I'm just a kid from a trailer park." "If that's what you think, that's all you'll ever be." - Alex and Centauri in "The Last Starfighter"
"I'm just a little depressed." Gypsy
"I'm just a man whose circumstances went out of control."
"I'm just a musical prostitute my dear."
"I'm just a pilot. I'm not used to pressure!" -- Mike Nelson
"I'm just a poor boy; nobody loves me!"
"I'm just a regular guy" -- Methos
"I'm just a sweet transvestite - from transsexual Transylvania"
"I'm just a sweet transvestite ...." -- Frank N. Furter
"I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania"
"I'm just a sweet transvestite." - Frank N. Furter
"I'm just a teensiest bit busy here, Tom." Crow
"I'm just a victim of Gravity..."
"I'm just an influential Wolf, I guess.. :)" - Dire Wolf
"I'm just going to have to give off coffee." Janeway
"I'm just gonna shut my mouth and watch." - Beavis
"I'm just like [Logan]. I'm the dark reflection in the mirror." -- Creed
"I'm just making sure you're listening." - The Mask
"I'm just not attracted to you," said Tom flaccidly.
"I'm just not myself anymore." Dax.
"I'm just not sure Commander. What does it look like to you?" - Kira
"I'm just seven hours old; truly beautiful to behold!" - Rocky
"I'm just slipping out for an Airwick solid." Tom Servo
"I'm just telling this man's fortune by reading his bowels." -- Henry
"I'm just trying to be as dull as possible." -- Picard
"I'm just trying to play hardball, Servo!" Crow T. Robot
"I'm just very selective about the reality I accept." - Calvin
"I'm just your average horny little devil."
"I'm just.........determined." - Major Kira Nerys
"I'm killing myself later." "Won't that be nice. Hey, she kissed me!"
"I'm kind of edgy lately. I guess it's my...loneliness." -- Radar
"I'm knitting a sweater for my guppy", said Tom wolfishly.
"I'm late for deposition!" -- Socrates
"I'm late for my Hitler Youth meeting!" Crow T. Robot
"I'm late for my ice-dancing lesson." -- TV's Frank
"I'm late for the Village People auditions..." Tom Servo
"I'm late. I had to change." -- Klinger
"I'm laughing at the 'superior intellect'." J.T. Kirk
"I'm laughing at your superior intellect" -- James T. Kirk
"I'm leaking brain lubricant." - Calvin
"I'm learning to play guitar," Tom said fretfully.
"I'm like a kid at Christmas playing with your toys" -Coverdale/Page
"I'm like a rat. When youy back me into a corner, man I lunge."-Carrey
"I'm like the Bunny and dense as a brick... or denser..."
"I'm listening." Dr. Frasier Crane
"I'm living on a one-way, dead-end street." - S. Wright
"I'm living on a one-way, dead-end street." - s.w.
"I'm living on a one-way, dead-end street." -- Wright
"I'm living on a oneway, deadend street."
"I'm looking better than nice! I'm looking dangerous!" -- Cat
"I'm looking for Mr. Dover, first name Ben.."
"I'm looking for a dream I had on the Dream Recorder" -- The Cat
"I'm looking for something in an engagement ring" - The Crow
"I'm looking forward to my first Purple road kill..."
"I'm looking nice, my shadow's looking nice...What a team!" * Cat
"I'm looser than cream corn." (Kramer)
"I'm losing a game of reality dice where the dealer never ever pays."
"I'm losing control! Hang on!" Paris
"I'm lost in a forest all alone."
"I'm made of cheese!" "We know, Grandpa."
"I'm me, I'm free and I'm outta control... lock up yer daughters!" - TEQ
"I'm melting! I'm melting!" -- The Wicked Wench of the East
"I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world, what a world..." - Wicked Witch of the West - "The Wizard of Oz"
"I'm merely trying to assist a pitiful species" - Q
"I'm molting, MOLTING"...The Wicked Lizard of the West
"I'm more at peace with myself than I've ever been before." Human Torres
"I'm more interesting than a wet pussycat!"
"I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes..." -S. Wright
"I'm much cleaner than you are, Frank." Dr. Forrester
"I'm my own Grampa". . genealogist's national anthem.
"I'm naked and afraid." Crow T. Robot
"I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur..." * - Weird Al Yankovic
"I'm needed *here*." --Franklin
"I'm needed HERE." - Franklin
"I'm needed elsewhere." - Richard Franklin
"I'm never going inside a tall building again..."
"I'm no Don Johnson ya know." - Butt-Head
"I'm no Picasso, but do you like it?" - The Joker
"I'm no Yngve Malmsteen..." Mike Nelson
"I'm no communist," Alger hissed.
"I'm no good at golf; I'll hit another bad shot," Tom forewarned.
"I'm no longer a member of the Continuum!" - Q
"I'm no longer the Deadly Bulb! I'm Pig Leg!" - from the TIck
"I'm no longer the wicked stepmother. Now I'm the evil queen." -Julia
"I'm no salesman! I'm the chubby Blue Line!"
"I'm not Bajoran. Sisko punched me in the nose." - Kira
"I'm not PERFECTlike Ned Flanders!" - Homer
"I'm not Picard." - Sisko "How fortunate for me!" - Q
"I'm not StarFleet, I'm not a coward, I'm not going!"--Kira
"I'm not `most people'." - Kermit
"I'm not a Space Cadet. I'm universally challenged
"I'm not a bowl of instant noodles you know!" Ranma yelled to Shampoo
"I'm not a bowl of instant noodles, you know!" - Ranma
"I'm not a cop tonight, Roger. Its personal." -- Riggs
"I'm not a crook!" Nixon said resignedly.
"I'm not a doctor; I just play one on television." -- Sam Beckett
"I'm not a flower!" Mike Nelson
"I'm not a hero! I'm not a saviour! Forget what you know!"
"I'm not a local with motive to suture myself!"
"I'm not a magician, Spock, just an old country doctor." McCoy
"I'm not a man that people overlook." Clifton Webb
"I'm not a man, you silly-billy!"
"I'm not a movie someone walked into the middle of." -- Hawkeye
"I'm not a psychiatrist. I'm not screwed up enough." -- Hawkeye
"I'm not a rabbit! I'm a boy millionaire!" -- Montana Max
"I'm not a rat, I'm a mouse. Oh drat." - Brain
"I'm not a rat, I'm a mouse." <BOOM> "Oh drat." -- The Brain
"I'm not a robot without emotion. I'm not what you see."
"I'm not a scientist!" Mudd "No, you're an irritant!" Kirk
"I'm not a sexist, but I'm pretty good." - Tom Arnold
"I'm not a smart man, but I do know what love is,"--Forrest Gump
"I'm not a stewin' wabbit- I'm a Fricasseeing Wabbit!" - Bugs
"I'm not a supreme being." * Picard
"I'm not a sysop; I just play one in the echoes."
"I'm not a thief." -- Quark "You *are* a thief!" -- Odo
"I'm not a very good shot.. when I miss, I tend to miss low" - Mulder
"I'm not a witch! I'm your wife!" - Valerie
"I'm not a witch, I'm a love technician" - Madonna
"I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch!"
"I'm not able to walk very well," Tom lamely admitted.
"I'm not afraid." "Oh, you will be. You will be."
"I'm not afraid." - Luke "Oh, you will be. You will be." - Yoda
"I'm not afraid." - Luke "You will be." - Yoda
"I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!"
"I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV"
"I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV." - William Shatner
"I'm not an instant noodle!"-Ranma
"I'm not an intellectual." -- Ronald Reagan
"I'm not angry! Yeah, I'm angry." Riker
"I'm not angry... just terribly, terribly hurt." -- The Martian
"I'm not angryYeah, I'm angry." -- Riker
"I'm not arresting you anymore" - Robocop
"I'm not as bad as I look -- I'm worse." Blot
"I'm not as young as I used to be." 12 year-old Guinan
"I'm not ashamed to say I don't write happy songs."
"I'm not asking for a lifetime commitment." O'Brien-2
"I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle!" - Ursula
"I'm not asz think asz you drunk I am, Ossifer!"
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way!" Jessica Rabbit
"I'm not bald, I'm `follically challenged'."
"I'm not bald, I'm just taller than my hair."
"I'm not behaving strangely! Am I?" O'Brien
"I'm not blaming anybody." -- Col. Potter
"I'm not bothered by what people think of me." Torres
"I'm not bragging; I happen to have a very keen lesbian eye." (Jerry)
"I'm not break-dancing! I hit my hand!"
"I'm not bringing him to the airport!" (Jerry)
"I'm not cheap, I'm inexpensive!" - The Evil Clown
"I'm not cleaning this [dead rhino]!" - Ethyl on buffets
"I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed."<Robert Frost>
"I'm not convinced it's going to happen." - Kira
"I'm not dead I've just gone off-contract!"
"I'm not dead!" "Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill
"I'm not dead!" Ro
"I'm not doing it for money, I'm doing it for science." - Pretorius
"I'm not doing the Macarena - I stepped on one of the Kid's Legos!
"I'm not even a bat anymore! I'm a black chicken!" -Dracula
"I'm not even going to swat that fly." Anthony PerkinsPsycho
"I'm not even shoving off until we go to the store." - Chief Wiggem
"I'm not exactly a good luck charm." - Tom Paris
"I'm not exactly finished trimming the bushes", Tom hedged.
"I'm not exactly the Artful Dodger, am I?" - Johnny Knoxville, MTV's JACKASS
"I'm not fat - I'm just undertall!" - Garfield
"I'm not fat - I'm just undertall!" - Garfield
"I'm not finished." - Richard Franklin
"I'm not finished..." - Scully "Yes, you are" - FBI Agent (3x21)
"I'm not fond of personal abuse." -- Col. Potter to Col. Flagg
"I'm not getting any answer from Starfleet." O'Brien
"I'm not giving up yet." Odo
"I'm not going back, Jim! I'm in love, Jim!"
"I'm not going out there without a bulletproof couch." -- Dr. Freedman
"I'm not going to BREAK it, you officious little policeman."--Quark
"I'm not going to college unless I have something to wear." - Charlene
"I'm not going to disturb him; you are." Quark
"I'm not going to eat any more of those pastries", Tom de-eclaired.
"I'm not going to hypothecate... Anything goes too fast!" -- Bush
"I'm not going to kiss you, I'm just adjusting the restraint" -HoloDoc
"I'm not going to talk unless you stop screaming." -- Trapper
"I'm not gonna carry the fate of the universe in MY backpack!"
"I'm not hard-of-hearing, I'm just ignoring you." ~Bill V.
"I'm not having this conversation......" - Sinclair
"I'm not having this conversation......" - Sinclair
"I'm not hear to talk about Sisko." Quark
"I'm not in the habit of flirting with every man onboard." - Flint
"I'm not in the mood to drink anymore..." Mike Nelson
"I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?" - Jim Scheibel, mayor of St. Paul, Minnesota
"I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?" Jim Seibel St. Paul Mayor
"I'm not insane. The voices in my head told me so!"
"I'm not insinuating anything. :)" - Dire Wolf
"I'm not into felines."--Nog
"I'm not into necrophilia!" -- Al Calavicci
"I'm not just a Hair Club member, I'm also your President
"I'm not just a doctor." - Holodoc
"I'm not just a doctor." The Doctor
"I'm not just another pretty face." -- Klinger
"I'm not just anybody, but I'll talk." -- Klinger
"I'm not late. I was giving you a little 'wait training'."
"I'm not laughing." Sisko
"I'm not leaving him." Kes
"I'm not leaving without those stones." -- Indiana Jones
"I'm not leaving." Odo
"I'm not letting *you* out of my sight!" Odo
"I'm not loafing! ....I'm doing research on Inertia."
"I'm not looking for Halgren, I'm looking for a Jedi Master."
"I'm not looking for a friend, I'm looking for a Jedi Master." - Luke
"I'm not lost, I'm "locationally challenged."
"I'm not much of a pigeon-critic, Dawson." - Richie Ryan
"I'm not much of a storyteller." EHMP
"I'm not much of an actor." - Picard
"I'm not officer material and we both know it." Torres
"I'm not oldI'm 'Chronologically Endowed!'"
"I'm not one to believe in magic.." Presto
"I'm not operating too loud for you people, am I?" -- Hawkeye
"I'm not overweight, I'm undertall!" --Garfield
"I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you that?
"I'm not plum some docto'." - Holodoc
"I'm not quite dead yet, sir!"
"I'm not reading any life signs on the Maquis ship." Kim
"I'm not reading, I'm savoring." -- BJ
"I'm not ready to give up jussst yet." Sisko
"I'm not really bad, I'm just drawn that way" - Jessica Rabbit
"I'm not really interested in your opinion, Threepio." - Han Solo
"I'm not running." Jenny
"I'm not saying we won't get our hair mussed a bit.."
"I'm not saying what I'm saying." - Sheridan
"I'm not selling anything." "That's too bad, I'm only buying." [CLICK
"I'm not sleepin' with that producer again!"
"I'm not sleeping. I'm inspecting the inside of my eyelids."-Hawkeye
"I'm not smart enough to lie" - Ronald Reagan
"I'm not smiling, I'm wincing." - Bruckman
"I'm not so impressed with this space ship." Clemens
"I'm not so think as you drunk I am." -- Hoolihan, on Swamp hooch
"I'm not sterile!" -- Hoolihan. "Congratulations!" -- Hawkeye.
"I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'm not going!!"
"I'm not suggesting anything." - Odo
"I'm not suggesting anything... I might be *implying*..."
"I'm not supposed to be kidnapped now!" - Alexander
"I'm not sure I can take that." Neelix
"I'm not sure if this is *my* leather diaper..." Tom Servo
"I'm not sure what happened, but I'm delighted." Crow T. Robot
"I'm not sure what to do." Neelix
"I'm not sure, but I think we've been insulted." Kirk "I'm sure." McCoy
"I'm not sure." - Werner Heisenberg
"I'm not that tasty. I'm mostly gristle." -- Crow T. Robot
"I'm not that wild about human children." -- Odo
"I'm not the celebrity... George Stark is." -- Tad Beaumont
"I'm not the complaining type." -- Klinger
"I'm not the lowest rank on this ship. What about the mice?" * Lister
"I'm not the man I was, thank goodness!" Jadzia Dax _and_ the Doctor
"I'm not the man they think I am at all." -- Elton John
"I'm not the most articulate emotionalist." -- George Bush
"I'm not the one that misplaced the Deltivid asteroid belt!" - Q
"I'm not the one who dates Ferengis."
"I'm not the one who fell under the spell of Zor... " - The Regent.
"I'm not the sort of person whose birthday people remember." -F. Burns
"I'm not thinking what I'm thinking." - Sheridan
"I'm not too sharp," Tom said bluntly.
"I'm not trapped! I'm just taking it easy." -- Master Phoenix
"I'm not violent.I just like to see people beat up for a reason." - DP
"I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11" - Kentucky Fried Movie
"I'm not young enough to know everything." - J.M. Barrie
"I'm not your friend! I'm your father!" - Darkwing Duck
"I'm not your type. I'm out of Grade School." -- Joey
"I'm nothing ZlWt imaginative." -Q
"I'm nothing if not imaginative" - Q
"I'm now making a Jewish porno film. 10% Sex, 90% guilt,,," --Henny Youngman
"I'm nuts. I should be out." - Klinger. "Horse hockey!" -- Potter.
"I'm nuts. I should be out." - Klinger. "Horse hockey!" -- Potter.
"I'm of a mind to make some mookie. Phone book." - The Joker
"I'm of greater value to you every day", said Tom appreciatively.
"I'm off for the racetrack," said Tom hoarsely.
"I'm off to meet my doom, mom. See you after school." - - Calvin
"I'm off to the race track," said Tom, hoarsely.
"I'm off to the racetrack", Tom said hoarsely.
"I'm off to wax the shuttlecraft! Anyone got a Tribble?..."
"I'm often disappointed in myself.. :)" - Dire Wolf
"I'm old enough to know better; ...too damned young to care!"
"I'm old! Gimme, gimme, gimme!" - Grandpa Simpson at Social Security
"I'm old, all I care about is Matlock!." - Grandpa Simpson
"I'm on a bombing run with my baby..." Mike Nelson
"I'm on a campaign to stop saying yes." "Izzat So?" "Yes. AARGH!"
"I'm on a very big case right now."-Ace Ventura
"I'm on duty, Steven." - Richard Franklin
"I'm on it!" Paris
"I'm on it!" Torres
"I'm on the Brute Squad." "No, you ARE the Brute Squad."
"I'm on the Information Super Highway to Hell!"
"I'm on welfare", said Tom dolefully
"I'm one psycho short of a full deck!" - Death's Head II
"I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler."
"I'm only doing this because I like your robot."--Elevator
"I'm only happy when it raaaaaaains..." - Shirly Manson (Garbage)
"I'm only on my first face lift:)"
"I'm only on my first face lift:)"
"I'm only sayin' this once: I'm dead!" -- Elvis
"I'm only sixteen! I'm too young to be freeze dried!"
"I'm only wet!" - Moreta
"I'm open, I'm open!" - Ace Ventura
"I'm opposed by the N.R.A. Bang! Bang!" -- Crow T. Robot
"I'm opposed to integration," Tom said deferentially.
"I'm out of coffee, off my medication, and you say NO mail!?!"
"I'm out of laundy detergent," Tom said cheerlessly.
"I'm out of pineapple," said Tom dolefully.
"I'm outta my hed. O hurry or I may be ded"
"I'm overwhelmed by your sudden lack of cruelty!" - Earl to B.P.
"I'm passing the buck... To you." -- Crow T. Robot
"I'm paying off karma at a vastly accelerated rate" - Ivanova.
"I'm paying off karma at a vastly accelerated rate."
"I'm picking up a faint energy reading." Worf
"I'm picking up a neutrino charge from the wormhole." - Dax
"I'm picking up a signal." - Ivanova
"I'm picking up atmosphere!" Dax "Inside a wormhole?" Sisko
"I'm picking up something." Paris
"I'm please you're enjoying yourself." Tuvok
"I'm positive!! I FELL FOR IT!!!"
"I'm prepared to detonate those explosives in 30 seconds." Janeway
"I'm prepared to take that risk!" * Cat
"I'm prescribing a series of commercials." Dr. Servo
"I'm pretty cool, Beavis, but I can't change the future." - Butt-Head
"I'm pretty good at basketball," said Tom, dribbling.
"I'm pretty sure I'm a woman..." Gypsy
"I'm pretty sure this is where the movie takes off..." Joel
"I'm pretty tired. Think I'll go home now." Forrest Gump
"I'm programmed with over 5 million medical programs." Doctor
"I'm proud to be an American, and something else as well!
"I'm putting together a team now." Garibaldi
"I'm putting you gentlemen on the hot seat with me." -- Kirk
"I'm quoting from the World Book, Chapter `H'." Crow T. Robot
"I'm raven haired and bitter" -- Crow T. Robot
"I'm reading a huge dilithium formation here." Neelix
"I'm reading about communism," said Tom readily.
"I'm reading, I don't know what I'm reading!" Kim
"I'm ready for anything" - Luke Skywalker
"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMill." -- Norma Desmond
"I'm ready to nail the shingles," said Tom ruefully. -John Foster
"I'm ready to sign," Tom said pensively.
"I'm ready!" Kanwulf "So am I!" MacLeod
"I'm real good at killing people ... long as they ain't movin'."
"I'm really acting now..." Tom Servo
"I'm really getting the hang of this 'Lie Mode' now!" -- Kryten
"I'm really not very good at impressions..." - Satan
"I'm really quite dull." -- Picard
"I'm really starting to dislike the Drake!" (Elaine)
"I'm referring to the doctor." Kes
"I'm related to people I don't relate to." -Calvin (& Hobbes)
"I'm removing that dark stain on my soul." Dr. Forrester
"I'm rereading the second Gospel", Tom remarked.
"I'm resigning from the Academy."-Wesley Crusher "YAHOO!"-Starfleet
"I'm resolved. I will kill him." -- Tom Servo
"I'm rich, I'm rich." * PC "Yes, very tasty." * Dragon
"I'm safe now. Oh no! Teeth!" - Dragonrider
"I'm scared and I'm still making jokes!" Tom Servo
"I'm scared!" - Wakko "I'm spooked!" - Yakko "I'm cute!" - Dot
"I'm schnockered!" Tom Servo
"I'm security." "So, if I'm insecure, I can come up and hug you?"
"I'm selfish. I wear them with the ribs on the inside." -- Kurt W.
"I'm sending him the same message." - Sheridan
"I'm serious about joining Starfleet." Nog
"I'm setting this one free!" EHMP
"I'm shakin' so hard the water on my knee just splashed." Bob Hope
"I'm shrinking." - the Emergency Medical Hologram
"I'm sick and tired of this machine!" Boma re Spock
"I'm sick of hearing that word 'can't.'" Kirk
"I'm sick of it!" * Lister
"I'm sick to death of logic!" Amanda
"I'm simply a...warrior." EHMP
"I'm simply not a nice girl", she whispered tartly.
"I'm singing the blues Ren" "You're an e-e-diot, y'know that!" SMAK!
"I'm singing well these days," Tom intoned.
"I'm sittin' on this barstool talkin' like a damn fool..." <Styx>
"I'm skeptical, man. Not stupid." -- Carl Robinson
"I'm slaying him!" - Yakko Warner
"I'm so against graffiti, I even went out and signed a partition."
"I'm so bad I get a government grant not to paint anything."
"I'm so bored, I'm starting to miss my husband."
"I'm so bored, I'm starting to miss my wife and kids."
"I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out." -- Hawkeye
"I'm so confused now *I* don't know what to believe..."
"I'm so cool you can store meat in me." - Zaphod
"I'm so cool you can store meat in me." -- Zaphod Beeblebrox
"I'm so deathly afraid of getting pretty as I grow older."-Witch Hazel
"I'm so dull I'm almost invisible." "Who said that?"
"I'm so excited all six of my nipples are tingeling." -- The Cat
"I'm so full, I could blow up," said Tom yeastily.
"I'm so glad I'm not the only one..."
"I'm so happy, I could just BARF!" - Garfield
"I'm so happy. I'm so very happy!" Kirk
"I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis"--Zaphod
"I'm so hip I have trouble seeing over my pelvis." - Zaphod
"I'm so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis." - Z. Beeblebrox
"I'm so hot in this suit..." -The Carpetted Man
"I'm so hyper..." Steven Wright (Said with a very dull voice)
"I'm so naughty! Yes, naughty I am!"
"I'm so sick of gingham I could scream!" Dr. Forrester
"I'm so tired of losing. I've got nothin' to do and all day to do it."
"I'm sober!" - Eddie Van Halen
"I'm some sort of legend. Go figure." -- Tom Servo
"I'm sore.. except surprisingly in the area's Ayesha's worked on." - TEQ
"I'm sorry Admiral Necheyev, but I'm still alive" -- Sisko
"I'm sorry Captain, I lost Mr. @LN@'s transporter signal."
"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that."
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
"I'm sorry I am late, Captain. I was detained in school." -Worf
"I'm sorry I ever invented the Electoral College" - Al Gore
"I'm sorry I waited as long as I did to blow them straight to hell."
"I'm sorry Servo, but enough is enough..." Mike Nelson
"I'm sorry for the dragon. Didn't know one would die of shame."
"I'm sorry if my apology offended you." - Earl to BP Richfield
"I'm sorry it's not painted, and to scale..."-Doc Brown
"I'm sorry to say this, son, but your mother was really a male otyugh"
"I'm sorry you feel that way." Riker
"I'm sorry your boyfriend got killed"-Jakob
"I'm sorry!....I didn't touch it!" - Wesley
"I'm sorry, Benjamin, I'm unable to foolish assembled regal." Dax
"I'm sorry, Captain, I've never met a god before." Chekov
"I'm sorry, Data. I can't do that." Love, Hal.
"I'm sorry, Dave...I can't do that."
"I'm sorry, Dave; I'm afraid I can't do that"
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to give off any negative energy" - Mulder
"I'm sorry, I was thinking again" -- Crow T. Robot
"I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more."
"I'm sorry, Jim; I was wrong." McCoy, 'Obsession'
"I'm sorry, Mister Barclay; you're not very convincing."--HoloDoc
"I'm sorry, Mr. Kim, but you'll have to hold it until we get home."
"I'm sorry, Mr. Spock. I'm afraid the creature must die." Kirk
"I'm sorry, Mr. Spock; you're best qualified to go." Kirk
"I'm sorry, but I haven't got time for this." Bashir
"I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you" - Monty Python's Chees
"I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you."
"I'm sorry, but reality is not in service at this time..."
"I'm sorry, but the tagline you've requested is no longer in service..."
"I'm sorry, loser.... uh... son." -- Mike Nelson
"I'm sorry, ma'am...this rates 10 on the Manliness Scale"-ALF cartoon
"I'm sorry, we made a pop song..." -- Gibby Haynes of the Butthole Surfers introducing "Pepper" at #4 in the Hottest 100 of 1996
"I'm sorry. I'm not allowed to argue any more." - Monty Python
"I'm sorry. Was I rambling again?" -- The Doctor
"I'm sorry. I'll try to do better." - Picard
"I'm sorry." Cmdr. Riker "It's all right." Lt. Riker
"I'm sorry." Picard
"I'm sorry... I could never beg with a straight face..."
"I'm sort of odd-ball out here." - Jestar The Wizard
"I'm speaking directly to your brain" -- Crow T. Robot
"I'm spending a year dead for Tax Purposes."
"I'm spiralling down to the hole in the ground where I hide"
"I'm standing around, dressed like a clown..."
"I'm standing! And I can't fall down!"
"I'm starting a war for peace."
"I'm starting to feel like a black cat has crossed my path." -Catwoman
"I'm starting to root for the drug dealers." Crow T Robot
"I'm starting to suspect this is more than a simple shoppers tif."
"I'm starting to understand why mailmen go psycho." - Catwoman
"I'm steering za boat!" -Uncle Albert
"I'm stepping through the door..."
"I'm still gonna make you mine" -Coverdale/Page
"I'm still in my child bearing years." Mike Nelson
"I'm still looking for a husband," said Lwaxana guilelessly.
"I'm still not convinced it's going to work." - Dax
"I'm still picking up dilithium signatures." Chakotay
"I'm still selling you to white slavery..." Mike Nelson
"I'm still tempted to fire" - Mulder with gun on duck (3x22)
"I'm still the angel to a girl who hates to sin" - Tori Amos
"I'm still the same old Dax. More or less.."
"I'm still worried about the graviational interference." Torres
"I'm strangely unaffected by all this..." Tom Servo
"I'm struggling to stay awake." "Why would anybody do that?"
"I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White..." * - Weird Al Yankovic
"I'm stumped..." --John Bobbit
"I'm stupid. Yes indeed, I'm stupid." -- Crow T. Robot
"I'm stupified as to what has happened here!" - God Father
"I'm stupified as to what has just ocurred!" - God Father
"I'm supposed to feel something, but I don't." Crow T. Robot
"I'm sure it can all be explained." -- Father Mulcahy
"I'm sure the captain would have simply said, 'Forget it, Bones.'"
"I'm sure there's more to your story than that." "Yes."
"I'm sure they can track the Bee on radar." Calvin Aug 1993
"I'm sure we can fool them into thinking this is pollen," said Tom
"I'm sure you all remembered to bring your inplements of destruction?"
"I'm sure you know the type. Devoted to logic, completely unemotional."
"I'm sure you play a helluva game of golf." George C. Scott
"I'm sure you recognize us from TV." "We would if we had one." -- Lisa
"I'm sure you'll find his fee reasonable." - Aahz
"I'm sure you'll find them a friendly, simple folk."--Kira
"I'm sure your patients recover quickly just to get away from you."
"I'm surrounded by idiots." -- Scar
"I'm sushi." - Fish Guy
"I'm sweatin' BBs!" Tom Servo
"I'm symbolic!"
"I'm taking a whizz with the door open." - Homer Simpson
"I'm taking on "Danger! Death Ray" as a client." -- Dr. Forrester
"I'm taking one from the top shelf", Tom said highhandedly.
"I'm taking one giant leak for mankind." Neil Armstrong,
"I'm taking over this hotel," said Tom inappropriately.
"I'm taking the prisoner downstairs," Orville he said condescendingly.
"I'm taking your Tagline," Tom said with a steely grin
"I'm taking your tagline," said Tom with a steely grin.
"I'm talking about you as a person." -- Kes
"I'm tearing my hair out over this problem," said Tom distressingly.
"I'm telling you, there's been some kind of mistake." Franklin
"I'm terribly sorry about all this. After all, he's only a Wookiee."
"I'm terribly sorry about this, after all, he's only a wockie" - C3P0
"I'm testing this boomerang", said Tom triflingly.
"I'm that tear in your hand" - Tori Amos
"I'm the <Achooo!> Booger Beast!" "Right. I quit. You win. KLEENEX!!"
"I'm the CAA-AAT!"- Ren Hoek
"I'm the Carpetted Man! Without this suitI am nothing"
"I'm the Chicken McNugget. >You're< the Quarter Pounder." Rembrandt
"I'm the Devil... God of Hellfire and all that." -- Tom Servo
"I'm the Doctor gotta love me!" - Bashir
"I'm the Dream Warrior!" -- Tom Servo
"I'm the Ghost of Xmas Present. It's a pun, get it?!"--Dot
"I'm the God...I'M THE GOD!!!!!"
"I'm the Kitten with the whip..." -- The Cat In The Hexfield
"I'm the N.R.A!" -- Mike Nelson
"I'm the President, and I want a 'Big Mac' and fries
"I'm the VP, You're the office equipment!" - Fred Flintstone
"I'm the baby! Gotta love me!!"
"I'm the baby, brand new, just out, gotta love me!" - Baby at birth
"I'm the beat of your pulse, Computer world made flesh!" -- Queensrych
"I'm the best mono-thingy-guy ever!" Homer Simpson
"I'm the butcher's helper", said Tom cuttingly.
"I'm the crime bill. Bang! Bang!" -- Crow T. Robot
"I'm the dishwasher out back. Hide my tip in the gravy."
"I'm the easily ignored guy." -- Shakespeare, Bone Gnawer
"I'm the garbage officer." - Frank. "We all know that." - Col. Potter
"I'm the god! I'M THE GOD!" -- TV's Frank
"I'm the government! I'm the government!" -- Mike Nelson
"I'm the government. I'm the reason nothing works." -- Mike Nelson
"I'm the guy they got to dig up a date for." Ernest Borgnine
"I'm the impish officer of death!"
"I'm the man on the outside looking in" -Floyd
"I'm the narrator. I was just on break." -- Mike Nelson
"I'm the older brother, Mikey, and I got stepped over!!"
"I'm the one giving you the choice." Odo
"I'm the one it finds!" Picard/Kamin
"I'm the one who's paranoid, remember?" - Carl Robinson
"I'm the one you CAN'T beat." - Catwoman
"I'm the one, the one you love..." -Van Halen
"I'm the pro-business candidate" - Bill Clinton
"I'm the pro-business candidate" -- Bill Clinton (Clinton lie)
"I'm the real thing...I'm the REAL THING."
"I'm the sultan of sentiment." -- Albert Rosenfeld
"I'm the teensiest bit busy, Tom!" -- Crow T. Robot
"I'm the walking dead. What would I have to talk about?"
"I'm thinking I might join Starfleet," said Rene siriusly.
"I'm thinking about a figure between 7 and 9," said Tom considerately.
"I'm thirtsy." - Guinan
"I'm tired of prancing around like a marionette." * Picard
"I'm tired of walking through this war with wet hair." -- Nurse Murphy
"I'm tired of you Nega-scum! And that means you." - Sailor Moon
"I'm tired of your psychology to bring me to my bended knee..."
"I'm tired. I think I'll sleep with the fishes." -- Crow T. Robot
"I'm tired. I'm desperately tired." Jacobs
"I'm to flabby!" * Rimmer "Yes, fight that flab!" * Lister
"I'm to sexy for the Borg" - J. L. Picard
"I'm too dreamy to remember groceries..." -- Tom Servo
"I'm too flabby!" * Rimmer "Yes, fight that flab!" * Lister
"I'm too frail and sensitive for this." -- Crow T. Robot
"I'm too frightened to be scared." -- Hawkeye
"I'm too old to go to jail!" - Ron Brown, days before the final flight
"I'm too scared and too good looking, I cried" - Waters
"I'm too sexy for my Captain." - Beverly Crusher
"I'm too sexy for my hat." - Kai Winn
"I'm too sexy for my head..." Worf
"I'm too sexy for my slug." - Jadzia Dax
"I'm too sexy for the Borg, too sexy for the Borg..." -Jean-Luc Picard
"I'm too sexy for this conference."
"I'm totally relaxed." -- Tom Servo
"I'm transporting napalm to my aunt's house" -- Crow T. Robot
"I'm trapped in a mirror," Tom sobbed reflectively.
"I'm trapped in the body of a Troglodyte!" -- Sam Beckett
"I'm trying out my Madonna Starter Slut Kit." - Ronald-Ann
"I'm trying to concentrate on my own lame material!" -- Crow
"I'm trying to help you." Chakotay to Janeway
"I'm trying to make insects fly", said Tom flippantly.
"I'm trying to pick up women." "You'll have better luck at bars."
"I'm trying to score here, okay?" -- Mike Nelson
"I'm trying to thank you, you pointy-eared hobgoblin!" McCoy
"I'm trying to think but nothing happens!" - Curly
"I'm trying to watch a fine piece of cinema, here!" -- Tom Servo
"I'm twinkling! I'm twinkling!!" - The Tick
"I'm ululating." - Wilson. "I didn't know men could do that." - Tim
"I'm used to being embarrassed on a local level ..." - Charlene
"I'm used to death threats by now."
"I'm very disappointed in you, Gryph. :)" - Dire Wolf
"I'm very disturbed by what just happened here." Janeway
"I'm very popular with women," said Don wanly.
"I'm very sorry but I ran like a fire hydrant." Michael Curtiz
"I'm voting for 'Preparation H'!" - Zippy
"I'm waiting for the angels of Avalon, waiting for the eastern glow"
"I'm waiting for the magic word." "GIMME!" - Fran and Baby
"I'm warning you! I know aer, uhm,mad monkey kung-fu!" -Stanley
"I'm warning you, I still have friends in high places." - Q
"I'm warning you, I'm seriously stressed out here!!" Stanley Ipkiss
"I'm warning you, you're looking at a desperate flamingo." -- Hawkeye
"I'm watching over you. Now, *procreate*!" -- Joel Robinson
"I'm wearing my wedding ring", said Tom with abandon.
"I'm weeth stupeed --->" - Epitath on Ren Hoek's tombstone
"I'm well aware of a freighter's maximum speed, Mr. Sulu." Scott
"I'm well preserved." - Annie Devlin
"I'm where?" "In the echo." "What do you want?" "Taglines..."
"I'm wild on the inside; I don't need these hippie threads" Crow
"I'm willing to take that risk." Riker
"I'm with you... let's go blow this guy." -- Demolition Man
"I'm wizzin' with the door open, and I love it!" - Homer Simpson
"I'm working on it!" -- Markell Moss
"I'm writing a book, I have the page # done"
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - S. Wright
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." s.w.
"I'm writing about the rebels in Nicaragua," said Tom controversially.
"I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography." - S. Wright
"I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography." - s.w.
"I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography." -- Wright
"I'm writing and unauthorized auto-biography." s.w.
"I'm you, you're me, it doesn't matter, just go." O'Brien to O'Brien
"I'm young and free and feeling fresh!" -- Tom Servo
"I'm your bofriend now, Nancy!"-Freddy Krueger
"I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy! Bwhahahahahahha!" - Freddy Kruger
"I'm your host, the proprietor." - Quark
"I'm your mother now, Frank."
"I'm your new commander; you now are my prisoner!" - Riff Raff
"I'm your only true friend now." -Metallica
"I'm your passenger. Drive." - The Crow
"I'm your real friend Jacob. Just like your Daddy"-Freddy Krueger
"I'm* not the one who fell under the spell of Zor ..." -The Regent.
"I'm... to sexy for my modem, too sexy for my modem..."
"I'm...going home." - Dr. Frank N. Furter
"I'm...in a coma." Bashir
"I'm...shrinking." EHMP "Shrinking?" Janeway
"I'm...shrinking." The Doctor "Shrinking?" Janeway
"I'm...sorry to hear that." EHMP
"I'mgoing home." - Dr. Frank N. Furter
"I've Got The Power" - Snap
"I've Penetrated and Defiled your Timbits box" - Mutant Raccoon
"I've a friend, who has a friend, who has a cousin, who's..."--Odo
"I've achieved total indecisiveness... I think." -- Parker Lewis
"I've allies in Heaven, I've comrades in Hell" - The Crow
"I've allies in Heaven, Jack, I've comrades in HellSay hello for me."
"I've already been dead once." Patera
"I've already checked the tZlWressures" said Tom airily
"I've already had X-rays," said Tom roentgenographically.
"I've already had a nice day. I think I'll have a crappy day." -Carlin
"I've already removed all my vile flesh." -- Dr. Forrester
"I've already taken my ride in the big black car." - The Crow
"I've already warned Gryph about such optimism in my presence..." - MR
"I've always been a liar." Mary Astor
"I've always been crazy, but it's kept me from going insane..."
"I've always been intrigued by women named B.J." - Mulder
"I've always been partial to `Sugar Magnolia'!" -- Tom Servo
"I've always fought to stay alive..." - Kira
"I've always found that life is highly overrated." - Mutant Raccoon
"I've always loved that face. He he he..." -Noonian Soong
"I've always taken care of you, Fredo."
"I've always wanted to do that." Megabyte, after jamming with Bob
"I've always wanted to do this in front of you." C. Kent
"I've always wanted to play to a captive audience." -- Uhura
"I've asked Joel to raise my sarcasm sequencer." -- Tom Servo
"I've assigned two of my people to follow them at all times." - Odo
"I've avoided opening my line" - Troi
"I've basically been in the shower since Tuesday." -- Dr. Forrester
"I've become 1247 times smarter since then." - MCP to Dillinger
"I've become accustomed to being treated like hypospray." Doctor
"I've been a Captain's Woman, and I like it." Mareau-2
"I've been a bit of an ogre myself.." "Yes you have."
"I've been a cynic for too many years."
"I've been a father a couple of times myself." Dax
"I've been a moron for half my life, and hate the hours..." - MR
"I've been attacked by an Andorian." Kirk
"I've been dead before." - Spock
"I've been dead before." -- Spock
"I've been dormant for far too long; it's time to make some noise."
"I've been fighting so long I don't understand peace." Marlon Brando
"I've been guarding MY gate for a long time, b*tch!"-Freddy Krueger
"I've been having an incontinence problem," Tom gushed.
"I've been in this dungeon of yours." - Q
"I've been in this room before." La Forge
"I've been ionized, but I'll be okay." -- Buckaroo Banzai
"I've been ionized, but I'm okay now." <Buckaroo Banzai>
"I've been kissed by a dog! Dog germs!!! Awwwww!!!!!" -- Lucy Van Pelt
"I've been known to read minds without asking. I apologize"
"I've been laid up with intentional flu." Sam Goldwyn
"I've been looking all over for a place for me, but it ain't anywhere"
"I've been looking at his service record." Lt. Riker
"I've been looking for a savior in these dirty streets."
"I've been looking forward to Gagh." Picard
"I've been looking forward to killing you for a long time." - Greedo
"I've been lurking around, you know...:)"
"I've been machine-gunned, handgunned, hijacked, left for dead..."
"I've been makin' a man...with blond hair and a tan..." - Frank
"I've been nibbling on Delavian chocolates all morning." -- Garek
"I've been preparing for this mission all week." Neelix
"I've been programmed with information from 2,000 medical sources."
"I've been raising up my hands, drive another nail in" - Tori Amos
"I've been raising up my hands; drive another nail in..."
"I've been reading up." Sisko
"I've been recording my life in pastels." -- Crow T. Robot
"I've been slightly brain dead lately..."
"I've been slipping obscene prescrips into the nurses' tent."-Hawkeye"I've been sticking pins in my Frank Burns doll all year." -- Hawkeye
"I've been studying your Academy record." Janeway
"I've been thinking." Bashir
"I've been to the Abyss. *Not* a fun place." - Tasslehoff Burfoot
"I've been to the Abyss. NOT a fun place." - A Kender
"I've been to the Abyss. NOT a fun place." - Tasslehoff Burfoot
"I've been to the mountain top and I have dug it, baby." -- Crow
"I've been tutoring him. He learns very quickly." -- Worf
"I've been under a lot of pressure lately." - Q
"I've been waiting for you, @LN@. The circle is now complete."
"I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last." - Vader
"I've been waiting to do this all movie!" -- Crow T. Robot
"I've broken this man's index finger. Who killed Edward Blake?"
"I've brought back a little supprise for the Dominion" - Sisko.
"I've brought back the lorry I borrowed," said Tom truculently.
"I've brought you back the horrors of war." Kirk
"I've changed my mind Hobbes. People ARE scum." - Calvin.
"I've changed my mind about that swim." Sheriff Buck
"I've changed my mind, Hobbes. People are scum." -- Calvin
"I've changed my name to Al," said Hal, exasperated.
"I've come for my father!" -- Kirstie
"I've come for the girlie picture, Art Boy!"- Duckman
"I've come to help you with your problem so we can be free."
"I've come to teach you how to be civilized." - R.F.
"I've concluded that nothing bad I do is my fault." - Calvin
"I've decided not to endorse your park!" -- Alan Grant
"I've designed the world's most adorable pet!" -- Dr. Forrester
"I've determined it's a safe." -- Mike Nelson
"I've done every test I can think of." Bashir
"I've done everything... at least the things that aren't illegal."
"I've done far worse than kill you, Kirk." -- Khan
"I've done far worse than kill you, Kirk..." -- Khan Noonian Singh
"I've done it." Done what? "Erased Agatha Christie." Who's she, then?
"I've done more than talk to her on the phone," said Tom metaphysically.
"I've done what You refused to do, I've saved them." - N. Rozhenko
"I've drawn more blood in my time than Dracula on a blind date."-Hawk
"I've dropped my toothpaste", Tom said, crestfallen.
"I've eaten too much candy and soda pop," Tom said sweetly.
"I've enjoyed as much of this as I can stand"
"I've everything to show... I've everything to hide..."
"I've failed, haven't I." * Kryten
"I've failed. You don't love me." Anna
"I've fallen, an' I canna' reach me scotch!" - Scotty
"I've fallen, and I can-" *BANG* Lets see you get up now old lady!
"I've fallen... but I'll be back..." - Arnold Schwarzeneger
"I've felt better, but it cost more"
"I've finally won the Academy Award," said Henry fondly.
"I've found an ancient miracle ..." -RUSH
"I've gained thirty pounds," said Tom heavily.
"I've given up hope on the afternoon soaps and a bottle of cold brew."
"I've given up hope." "Good! Hope sucks."
"I've gone back to using my maiden name", said Mary remissly.
"I've gone blind!" -- Crow T. Robot
"I've gone off the idea of progress. It's overrated." - A. Dent
"I've gone right off this towel, you know."--Zaphod
"I've good my brain on top of my head." - Raoul Newton
"I've good my brain on top of my head.": Raoul (neat hat) Newton
"I've got 256K of RAM"..."So why can't I run Windows 95?"
"I've got 5000 years of history. I was there." Methos
"I've got 9 lives." "What number are you on?" "23"
"I've got Alfred Lord Tennyson in the bathroom..."
"I've got Crow T. Robot eyes!" -- Tom Servo
"I've got Waldo and Carmen! Ransom note to follow" - Kilroy
"I've got a bad cold," Tom said infectiously.
"I've got a bad feeling about this" - Han Solo
"I've got a bad feeling about this." - C-3PO
"I've got a bad feeling about this." - Han Solo
"I've got a bad feeling about this." -any Star Wars character
"I've got a better idea: I'll go." - Sheridan
"I've got a bowling ball in my stomach..." -- Tori Amos
"I've got a deathwish, I'm gonna tag you on that." - Fin
"I've got a desert in my mouth." -- Tori Amos
"I've got a drawerful of smiles."-Potter "So that's your secret."-Hawk
"I've got a good mind to go over there and give him a piece of it."
"I've got a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains" -Pink Floyd
"I've got a hunch!" - Quasimodo
"I've got a kindler, gentler, machine gun hand." - Neil Young
"I've got a little black book with my poems in it" -Floyd
"I've got a little black book with my poems in."
"I've got a little surprise for you." -NIN
"I've got a lot of honey on my nice nose!" - Pooh
"I've got a lot of honey on my nice nose." -- Winnie The Pooh.
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..." -- Zazu
"I've got a new game," mumbled Peg.
"I've got a problem with my manservant."
"I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin."
"I've got a shotgun and contacts in the FBI..." -- Jack Butler
"I've got a silver spoon on a chain" -Floyd
"I've got a sore throat, I can't breathe fire."
"I've got a special offer for you. It's in my pants." - Butthead
"I've got a thing for poodles, And rubber underwear." - Weird Al
"I've got a thousand glaciers poised and ready to roll over Africa!"
"I've got a towel if you need it."-Wakko or Ford Prefect?
"I've got a very bad feeling about this." - Han Solo
"I've got a warp core breach in progress!" - Geordi ST:G
"I've got all the work I can handle," said the doctor patiently.
"I've got another @#$%*! insect in my pants", said Tom adamantly.
"I've got big balls, you've got big balls..." - AC/DC
"I've got compassion running out my nose..." -- Albert Rosenfeld
"I've got electric light and I've got second sight.." Pink Floyd
"I've got electric light... and I've got second sight"
"I've got enough decorations to snap a Christmas tree." <General>
"I've got five thousand years of history. I was there." -- Methos
"I've got heartburn that would light up the city of Toledo."--Trapper
"I've got more teeth than brain cells, remember?" "Yes. You have."
"I've got movie sign against my will!" -- Joel Robinson
"I've got movie sign against my willllllll!"
"I've got pictures of every one of 'em that lived." -- Mitchell
"I've got places to go, people to dissect." -- Natalie Lambert
"I've got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it." - Calvin
"I've got plenty of natural protrubrances with which to whack people..."
"I've got rythm." - Pope John Paul
"I've got sand in my food", said Tom grittily.
"I've got some bad news for you sunshine" -Floyd
"I've got some stuff that could tranquilize an active volcano!" McCoy
"I've got something to say you know, but nothing comes."
"I've got something to say! It's better to burn out than to fade away!"
"I've got something very exciting to show you both!" Zek
"I've got the obligatory Hendrix perm" -Floyd
"I've got the only uniform that zips in front." -- Beverly
"I've got this funny feeling, that you don't love me anymore."
"I've got this sinking sensation I'm in deep, deep trouble..." -Bart
"I've got to avoid stress" "Don't look in the mirror".
"I've got to be funny, I've got to be funny," Herbert
"I've got to chase down two balls now."
"I've got to fix the car," said Tom mechanically.
"I've got to keep moving." Bashir
"I've got to mister!"-Ace Ventura
"I've got to reach Kenilworth tonight," said Tom, trotting doggedly.
"I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts." - Calvin
"I've got to stop it. Alright, who am I kidding? AAAHHHH!" - Charlie
"I've got to stop leaving the Wall St. Journal around." Calvin's Dad
"I've got to stop this motor", Tom choked.
"I've got to teach my son a lesson." --Mufasa
"I've got triplicate on the brain." -- Klinger
"I've got twenty-five bucks and a cracker..." -- Tori Amos
"I've got you, my rumpy doppelganger!" -- Principal Skinner
"I've gotta go jump out of a cake." -- Al
"I've gotta turn the db level down just B4 its not dete&
"I've gotta turn the db level down just B4 its not dete&& NO CARRIER
"I've gotten to the point that I don't care." -- Joel Robinson
"I've had a difficult past few lives."
"I've had a difficult past few wives" - Mormon saying
"I've had a hemisphererectomy," said Tom single-mindedly.
"I've had a prefrontal lobotomy" Orville said absentmindedly.
"I've had enough fun for today" - Guinan
"I've had enough of you dissembling, Garak!" Odo
"I've had enough of your kind of love to last me all my days"
"I've had it with Post-Modern Expressionism," said the goat artfully.
"I've had my theme song ready since infancy!" -- Tom Servo
"I've had some small experiences in such matters." Fox on diplomacy
"I've had the crap beaten out of me by experts." -- Richie Ryan
"I've had the feeling you've been watching me" - Sheridan to Kosh
"I've had this ice cream bar... since I was a child!"- Ren Hoek
"I've had three wives, Pestilence, Famine and Death." - Londo Molari
"I've had worse." "You liar!" "C'mon ya pansy!"
"I've had worse." -- The Black Knight
"I've heard about you! You do some Cardassian neck trick, am I right?"
"I've heard it was..similar." Kirk
"I've heard of reluctant brides, but this is ridiculous." McCoy
"I've heard that voice before," said Holmes....
"I've heard the Truth, Mulder. Now what I want are the Answers."
"I've heard this said to me before." - Jestar The Wizard
"I've hired 500,000 guys to help..." -- Mike Nelson
"I've hugged redheads in my day," said Patrick, with a wicked grin!
"I've inherited a fortune," said Tom willfully.
"I've joined you. I understand now." Kirk
"I've just bought another circuit-breaker", Tom refused.
"I've just got all these bulldozers and things to lie in front of..."
"I've just had an apostrophe!"
"I've just lost my happy thoughts for the evening." - The Stand
"I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever."
"I've killed a hydra before!" Diolus
"I've laid the seed. It should be all you need." --Frank
"I've leaped into a diaper!" -- Sam Beckett
"I've learned my lesson, Q!" - Q to Q2
"I've lived enough for a hundred lifetimes." - Kirk
"I've locked onto the target," Tom said insightfully.
"I've looked at clouds from both sides now" -- Crow T. Robot
"I've looked over Jordan, and I have seen things are not what they seem"
"I've looked through that personality window..." (Elaine)
"I've lost a lot of weight," Tom expounded thinly.
"I've lost an electron," said the atom positively
"I've lost my ability to tell between cute and idiotic."--Jay Sherman
"I've lost my flower!" she said lackadaisically.
"I've lost my trousers", Tom said expansively.
"I've made a study of girls", said Tom lassitudinously.
"I've made enough money to buy Miami..."
"I've made some inquiries." - Sheridan
"I've met some interesting personalities myself." Kirk
"I've missed your councel, Tuvok." Janeway
"I've never asked to be traded." - Kent Austin, spring of '94
"I've never beamed up 400 tons before." - Scotty
"I've never been able to face anything alone." Rita Hayworth
"I've never been at a siege before." -Tasslehoff Burrfoot
"I've never been at a siege before." - T. Burrfoot.
"I've never been bald on TV before."
"I've never been in the stockade before." -- Radar
"I've never been psychoanalyzed by a Romulan before." -- Garek
"I've never been to a better funeral." La Forge
"I've never been with a shapeshifter."--Lwaxana "Been...with?"--Odo
"I've never cared to be ordinary."--Lwaxana Troi
"I've never eaten before; what do I ask for?" - Q
"I've never encountered readings like this before." Spock
"I've never even seen the sky, or a forest." EHMP
"I've never found your twisted sense of humor very funny, Chakotay."
"I've never had a 10, but one night I had five twos...." - G. Carlin
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."Bennett
"I've never had to shovel roaches off my driveway in the winter."
"I've never heard of anilingus", said Tom, tongue in cheek.
"I've never kissed anyone inside a nebula before." -- Kes
"I've never lost a command before." Decker
"I've never met a Ferengi more devious."
"I've never never!" -- Janet Weiss
"I've never run into a humanoid species like this before" - Beverly
"I've never said that I'm not a nymphomaniac . . ."
"I've never seen >anyone< get upset here." Corwin
"I've never seen a deer... wearing a kevlar vest." Bill Clinton 6/30/95
"I've never seen a dragon." "I have. On Berengaria VII."
"I've never seen a lamb before," admitted Picard, sheepishly.
"I've never seen a puppet with hooters like that!" - Butt-Head
"I've never seen a sky...OR a forest..."--HoloDoc
"I've never seen a sled catch on fire before." - Hobbes
"I've never seen a soldier promoted because of his lips." - Potter
"I've never seen a starship before." Leila Kalomi
"I've never seen a starship that could maneuver through plasma storms.
"I've never seen anything like it!" Kim
"I've never seen anything like this." La Forge
"I've never seen you leave your computer before." Strenlich to Kermit
"I've never seen you sexy before!" Double R
"I've never spanked a member of the Ponderosa..." -- Mike Nelson
"I've never understood a single thing, ever." -- Crow T. Robot
"I've never walked to a drive in before." -- Tom Servo
"I've never...never!" - Janet Weiss
"I've often wondered how much pain an Immortal could bear."
"I've pulled together your escort, Captain." - Ivanova
"I've read all the books about heroes and crooks..."
"I've read enough Shakespeare for one day," Tom said willfully.
"I've read the first paragraph. It's a cookbook...."
"I've really gotta get you out of those clothes." - B. Wayne, to Chase
"I've reconfigured my comm ports." -- Crow T. Robot
"I've reformatted my hard drive." -- Crow T. Robot
"I've removed my own head..." -- Dr. Forrester
"I've retained lots of BS. I'm not sure that's exactly healthy though."
"I've risen and I can't get down!" - Jesus at a disco.
"I've run out of laundry detergent," said Tom cheerlessly.
"I've run out of wool", said Tom, knitting his brow.
"I've seen *that* one before" -- Duncan MacLeod
"I've seen a lot of reflected gods today, Susan." -- Franklin
"I've seen better death rays." -- Mike Nelson
"I've seen better heads on half a pint of beer."
"I've seen chess matches with more action..." -- Mike Nelson
"I've seen clinics with those gimmicks in Tangiers..."
"I've seen it all, I was here first." - Kurt Cobain, 1967
"I've seen sexier girdle ads" -- Tom Servo
"I've seen some raunchy stuff, but *that's* disgusting." -- Crow
"I've seen some strange things, but this is off the map." -- Truman
"I've seen something you haven't Squire" - Rimmer in Kochanski's body
"I've seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence!" - Liberal
"I've seen the procedure hundreds of times." - Quark
"I've seen this before. It's a trick. Get an axe." -- Ash
"I've seen this scenario before ... and I don't like it." -- Al
"I've skinned my knee," Tom blistered.
"I've smoked since I was five; mother insisted." - Gomez Addams
"I've spent my life helping strangers." Hercules
"I've spotted more blackbirds than you have", Tom crowed.
"I've stood upon my mountaintop and shouted at the sky.": Rush
"I've struck oil!" Tom said crudely.
"I've struck oil!" Tom gushed.
"I've struck oil!" Tom said, crudely.
"I've struck oil," Tom gushed.
"I've studied your case and I think your best bet is a tunnel."
"I've sucked blood on occasion." The Tick
"I've swallowed a fishing lure," said Tom with bated breath.
"I've swallowed a lure," Tom said with baited breath
"I've taken an oath, to do no harm." EHMP
"I've tasted blood and I want more." -- Janet Weiss
"I've the soul of a poet."--Chris "He wants it back."--Deputy Tim
"I've told you a million times never to exaggerate!"
"I've waited a long time for this moment, Wesley." -- Traveller
"I've worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty." - GM
"I've written a topical, satirical review" -- Crow T. Robot
"I'veAllies in Heaven, I've comrades in Hell" -- The Crow
"I, a mere mortal asthma-hound chihuahua, command you!"
"I, for one, would like to welcome the ants!" - Simpsons
"I, sir, am a shipping clerk." -- Tom Servo
"I, too, have been declared a casualty." Mea 3
"I, uh, don't have any males. I mean, not yet." -- Kira
"I, uh, don't have any males." - Kira
"I, your God am a Jello's God!" cried Yahweh, quivering with anger
"I-O! I-I-I-O!! Input come, and de output go-o!" - Harry Belafonte
"I. Don't. Play. Taglines. The Gathering."
"I. Find her. Most. Uncommon. Mr.Spock." Kirk
"I." (KICK) "Have had." (KICK) Enough." (KICK) "Of you!" (KICK)
"I." (kick) "Have had." (kick) Enough of you!" (kick) -- Kirk
"I... I wanted to be... a lumberjack!"
"I... HAVE... NO... SON!" -- Mike Nelson
"I... I wanted to be... a lumberjack!" - Monty Python
"I... am Tetsuo."
"I... died." - Richie "He's a...?" - Anne "Yeah." - Duncan
"I... like... my costume." -- Tom Servo
"I... think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir."
"I... well... I was wrong... I was wrong." -- Al Calavicci
"I....am....ETERNAL!!"-Freddy Krueger
"I...I might like that." Doctor
"I...I wanted to be...a lumberjack!"
"I...I...I promise! Not too much off the top!"--Mot
"I...am an enchanter!" --Tim
"I...am going...to KILL YOU..and you..are going...TO DIE!!"
"I...buried...Paul." John Lennon, Strawberry Fields Forever
"I...didn't hear that?" - Kira
"I...don't remember much about my childhood." EHMP
"I...had other concerns." Sarek
"I...think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir."
"I..am going to kill him! With my bare hands!!" Worf
"I..get the picture." Bashir
"I..understand, Miles." Bashir
"I..want..you..to..remember.."
"IBM compatibles lack elegance!" -- Tom Servo
"IBM!", said the child being toilet trained
"IDDQD": Real Men don't play in Doom's GodMode
"IDKFA": Real Men don't use Doom's Very Happy Ammo Mode
"IHAVENOSON!" -- Mike Nelson
"II wanted to bea lumberjack!" - Monty Python
"IIII'm smarter than the average bear!" Yogi Bear
"INCOMING!!!"
"INDIAN Cuisine is a challenge, eat it often!"
"INPUT! INPUT! Need INPUT!" - Number 5
"INSANITY IS PART OF THE TIMES! You must embrace the madness,
"IS THIS STILL THE LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE BRAVE???"
"IT DOES NOT MEAN A THING!!!" - G'Kar
"IT FOUND ME!" - Campus Crusade for Cthulhu
"IT KNOWS WHAT I'M THINKING! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!" -- Crow
"IT WAS A FLUKE THAT WE WERE CREATED BY HUMANS..." - FRED
"IT'S FUNNY!" -- TV's Frank
"IT'S IN THE BOOK!"
"IT'S NOT SNOWFLAKE!!!" -Ace Ventura
"IT'S REALLY LOUD IN BACK!" -- Crow T. Robot
"IT'S THE RAPTURE!" "No, it's not!"
"Ia! Ia! Aunt Agatha!" -- Dave Langford, "The Inimitable Cthulhu"
"Iam an enchanter!" -- Tim
"Ice Cold Coca-Cola Sold Here" - 1891
"Ice cube inventory 184 ice cubes. Inventory now low by 6.
"Ice is forming on the tips of my wings" -Floyd
"Ichabod Crane School for Boys..." -- Tom Servo
"Ichy ichy ptang zoot boing wow! And you can quote me on that!" -Kaos
"Icing the Puck" doesn't mean dropping it into the freezer.
"Ick. :) No thanks. I hate anchovies. :)" - Dire Wolf
"Ickle Me, Tickle Me, Pickle Me too" - Shel Silverstein
"Icy death from bloody stumps? I don't think so!" -- Tom Servo
"Idaho, damn it! Show me Idaho!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ideal Husband" - By John Henry Everhard
"Ideas must work through the brains and the arms of good and brave men."
"Ideology is history full of myth, but devoid of fact."
"Ididntdoitnobodysawmedoitandyoucantproveanything!" - Bart
"Idied." - Richie "He's a...?" - Anne "Yeah." - Duncan
"Idon't believe it!!" Scott
"If 'Q' were castrated, would he become 'O'?" --Lorena Bobbit
"If *one* kid gets hurt, the price is too high." -- Col. Potter
"If *that's* Leif Garrett, I'm leaving." -- Crow T. Robot
"If A-V geeks rules the world." -- Crow T. Robot
"If All Fails, READ THE DOCS ! "
"If Christ were alive today, *you* clowns wouldn't LET him in church!"
"If Clinton is the answer, it's a really STUPID question."
"If Conway's sister is Connie, is his brother called Condom?" - Mark
"If Death calls, take a message. I'll get back to him."
"If Dr. Forrester lives..." -- TV's Frank
"If E.T. and the Smurfs had a war, who would win?" - Bongo
"If God didn't exist, it'd be necessary to invent him."
"If God is a mouse, we Immunologists are in big trouble."
"If God is a woman, I'm going to hell."--Cybil
"If God is all, how can I be evil?" -- Charles Manson
"If God meant man to be in space, He wouldn't have given us stomach's!
"If I *argue* with you, I must take up a contrary position!" - M. Python
"If I _argue_ with you, I must take up a contrary position!"
"If I am incorrect, we will know shortly." Tuvok
"If I be waspish, best beware my sting." -- Shakespeare
"If I can't be my own I'd feel better dead" -Alice in Chains
"If I can't live forever, then I'll die trying."
"If I could find 'They', I'da killed that sum'bitch long ago."
"If I could just get to the salad bar!" -- Crow T. Robot
"If I could reach you, I would hurt you, Pinky" The Brain
"If I could reach you, I would hurt you." - Bubba Bo Bob Brain
"If I could remember it, it wouldn't be a real hangover." Londo
"If I could see, I would be seeing stars." -- Geordi
"If I could wave my magic wand " RUSH Presto
"If I could wave my magic wand I'd set everybody free" - Rush
"If I could wave my magic wand..." -Rush
"If I couldn't find it, my brains may be clogged." -- Col. Potter
"If I didn't hate violence, I'd kick you." -- Margaret
"If I didn't know better, I'd say it was a security camera..."
"If I didn't love I wouldn't this, would I?"
"If I didn't snoop I wouldn't know what was going on." -- Forrester
"If I do, will you promise not to hug me?" - Steven Maguire
"If I don't get out of here, I'll just die." Bette Davis
"If I don't make it back, you're the only hope for the Alliance."
"If I don't turn you in, I'm an accomplice." Sheridan
"If I drink too much I get hot flashes."-"We'll take pictures."-Hawk
"If I ever come close to believing, it is when I hear 'Taps.'"-M. Long
"If I ever encounter your kind again, I will protect my people."
"If I fall asleep they get me." Jacobs
"If I find your sunglasses will you love me?" -- Mike Nelson
"If I forget thee, Lord, do not thou forget me." -- Astley
"If I get elected, I promise a chicken in every garage!" - The Mask
"If I give myself up, do I get the reward?"
"If I got off this echo, I'd have time to run trains"
"If I had a million dollars, I'd build a treehouse in our yard."--BNL
"If I had boobs like that, I'd never leave the house!" - Butt-Head
"If I had hair you wouldn't call me that" - Homer
"If I had my way, I'd have all of you shot!" -Pink Floyd
"If I hadn't tried, the cost would have been my soul." -Kirk
"If I have a choice, I'll take death." -Ard
"If I have led a pure life." -- Catullus
"If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you." - Groucho Marx
"If I kill him, it would start a war." - Garibaldi
"If I kill him, it would start a war... if I kill him, it would..."
"If I killed somebody, believe me, I'd know!" - Carl Robinson
"If I knew all the answers, I'd run for God." -- Klinger
"If I knew what was going on, I'd be indignant!" -- Crow T. Robot
"If I leave town, the town leaves with me." -- Picard
"If I live long enough, I'm going to run out of samples." - Chekov
"If I may be equally candid? It's better than prison." --Ro
"If I may begin at the beginning."
"If I only had a name..."--HoloDoc, WTNE
"If I remember, I predicted fence integrity would fail."
"If I remember, Nairobi is beautiful this time of year." -- Bashir
"If I repent anything, it is likely to be my good behavior." - Thoreau
"If I said 'The roof's falling in' you'd say 'That's nice, Tas.'"--Tas
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
"If I save your butt, your life is mine!" - Tom Paris
"If I saw you Officer, I would have stopped for that red light"
"If I see a smudge I will have you destroyed!" -- Dr. Forrester
"If I see your eyes, I might forget to be a king." Ronald Coleman
"If I shoot a mime, should I use a silencer?"
"If I shoot a mime, should I use a silencer?" - S. Wright
"If I shoot a mime, should I use a silencer?" - s.w.
"If I sleep, what will I find when I wake up?!" Galway
"If I sound confused, it's because I'm thinking.."
"If I tell you, you promise to leave my office right now?" - Dr.Neuman
"If I thought that, I'd run myself out to the firing squad."-Hawkeye
"If I told you the truth I'd be a hypocrite." Michael Curtiz
"If I want pathetic excuses from you, I'll give you some to memorize."
"If I wanted to read I'd go to school." -- Butthead
"If I wanted to read, I go to a Usenet conference!" -Butt-Head
"If I wanted to read, I'd go to a Usenet newsgroup!" --Butt-Head
"If I wanted to read, I'd go to school." -Butthead
"If I wanted you dead, I'd have your liver on a pole by now."
"If I was Madonna, I would like, fondle my boobs constantly." - Beavis
"If I was in my underwear and you were on the trapeze..." -- Servo
"If I was really Death, do you think I'd tell you?" -- DiDi
"If I was stronger, I could be a mountain range..."
"If I wasn't talking, I wouldn't know what to say." Chico Resch
"If I were Human, there can be love?" Companion
"If I were a good man, I'd understand the spaces between friends"
"If I were a human, I believe I would say, `Go to hell.'"
"If I were a landing thruster, where would I be?" - Londo
"If I were a landing thruster, which one of these would I be?" - Londo
"If I were a superhero, where would I hide?" - The Riddler
"If I were human, I believe I would say, `Go to hell.'" -- Spock
"If I were human, I believe my response would be 'Go to hell'." -Spock
"If I were stoned..." - DS "Ooo... if you were stoned what?" - FM (1x02)
"If I were you lady I'd kill the ungrateful piggy"-Freddy Krueger
"If I were you, I'd start looking for another job." Kirk
"If I were you, I'd start making bombs." Kirk
"If I'm correct, this is a time portal." Spock
"If I'm goin' to hell, I'm goin' playin' the piana" -- JL Lewis.
"If I'm gonna do this kind of work I oughta get more money." - Hawkeye
"If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'." -- Theresa
"If I'm not a prince, its because I wasn't raised by a king."
"If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer." -- Ace Ventura
"If I'm not back in 5 minutes, wait a little longer."
"If I'm right, there will be nothing left," said Tom ambidextrously.
"If I'm sharing in the blame, I'd at least like to share in the fun!"
"If I'm so brilliant, why did I just put a stitch in my glove?"-Potter
"If I... If I could have just a moment." - Deleen
"If Jiminy Cricket was here, I'd skoosh him." - - Calvin
"If Kira wanted you dead, you would be."--Odo
"If Lincoln were alive today, he'd roll over in his grave." Gerald Ford
"If Lister can do it, so can I." * Rimmer
"If Micheal Caine and Andre the Giant had a child..." -- Nelson
"If Odo is free, then there's no way your getting off this station" -
"If Only The Good Die Young, I'm Immortal" - Danny Della Paolera
"If Only the good die young, I'll live forever" - Danny Dp
"If THAT'S the Doc's first kiss...oooooWAAAH, LEMME AT HIM!!!"
"If a boy has been chosen, then a boy shall be king!"
"If a child lives with crazy he goes out of his mind."
"If a person is innocent of a crime, then he is not a suspect." Ed Meese
"If a sperm get's wasted, God get's quite irate!"
"If a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing badly." -- Chesterton
"If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go
"If any man have an ear, let him hear." -- Revelations 13:9
"If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God..." James 1:5
"If any of you primates so much as *touches* me!" -- Ash
"If anyone asks, say it fell from the sky."---Delenn, "The Gathering"
"If anyone else shows, it's off." Frost
"If anyone ever sets fire to this city, it's going to be *me*."
"If anyone knocks on this door, don't answer it 'less I'm with you."Aahz
"If anyone needs me, I'll be sending a latrine-o-gram." -- Col. Potter
"If anyone would like me to dial 911, please raise your hand." - The C
"If anything happens, bury me in a blue chiffon." -- Klinger
"If anything is used to its full potential, it will break."
"If asnything goes wrong, we're on our own." - Sheridan
"If at 1st you don't succeed, then cheat!"
"If at first you don't SECEDE ..."
"If at first you don't succeed, blame it on Windows."
"If at first you don't succeed, keep trying." Hosehead
"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success." - Bill Gates
"If at first you don't succeed, then cheat!"
"If at first you don't succeed, try something else." - Maverick
"If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average"
"If at first you dont succeed destroy the evidence"
"If at first you doubt, doubt again." William Bennett
"If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color."
"If both survive, combat will continue with the Ahn-woon." T'Pau
"If by "for my own good" you mean you have a death wish, I understand."
"If cartoons were for adults, they'd put them on in prime-time" - Lisa
"If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in Prime Time"
"If cats spoke, they would remind us that their ancestors ate ours..."
"If dee wishes to depart, dee may leave now." T'Pau
"If dying was required, he would die as Roland." - DT II
"If error exists with DOTTY.SYS, then try YOU_DIE!.COM"--DOT.EXE
"If everything was cool, then everything would seem to suck!"-Butthead
"If facts do not conform to the theory, dispose of them." - Liberal
"If folks wuz moral, we could ALL go naked." Brother Dave
"If frogs had wings, they'd let down their tail." -- George Bush
"If guns cause crimes, do matches cause arson?"
"If having sex was evil... would Les Wilkinson be a devil? (Y/N)"
"If having sex was evil... would Peter Karlsson be a devil? (Y/N)"
"If having sex was evil...would you be a devil? (Y/N)"
"If he catches you, you're through" - Mr. R. Runner.
"If he comes . . . it must be soon!" -- Delenn, "Chrysalis"
"If he comes near me, I'm going to rip his nipples off!" -- Lister
"If he didn't give in willingly, sleep would rape him." - DT II
"If he goes to sleep, he'll die."- Neil Gordon
"If he had to die to atone, then he would die." - The Stand
"If he has the time, Doctor. IF he has the time." Spock
"If he kills her I'll lose my faith in zombies." -- Mike Nelson
"If he looked into that face again it would kill him." - The Stand
"If he played tuba he could make colonel...Sorry, Colonel." - Hawkeye
"If he should find out, he must be killed... Do you understand Delenn?"
"If he straps on a rubber glove, I'm leaving." Tom Servo
"If he was here, I would hit him upside the head." -- Don Schanke
"If he were dead, there'd be scavengers at the door." -Earl's death
"If he's here, we'll find him." Garibaldi
"If he's such a great Jedi, how come I have to keep rescuing him?"--Solo
"If her other comes back, don't wait even a second. Brain her."
"If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic." Starwyn
"If in doubt, don't. It's probably not in the reg." - Flint
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it." - Bert Lantz
"If it ain't broke, why repaint it?"
"If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it." - Tim Allen
"If it ain't fun, don't do it".
"If it aint a wolf, it's a hell of a big dog" said the little pig
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
"If it came down to just us, would you take my head?" - MacLeod
"If it can fly, I want it loaded and ready to drop." - Sheridan
"If it can't be expressed in figures it is not science." - Heinlein
"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit" - Johnnie Cochran
"If it doesn't get you dirty, it's not worth doing." -- Snapdragon
"If it flies, crash it." -- Ramjet
"If it happens, it must be possible." - The Unnamed Law
"If it helps, he's the one who does all the singing." Odo
"If it isn't broken yet, just wait." -- Murphy
"If it isn't the Big Kahuna!" - Yakko "And his little kahunas!" - Dot
"If it moves, shoot it, if not, kick it till it does, THEN shoot it!"
"If it please the Almighty NetGods, I am willing to serve."
"If it saves just one life...enslaving you was worth it." - Liberal
"If it screams, it's best not to eat it."
"If it screams, you're not eating fast enough." - Chmee
"If it sent all to hell, the hell with it." - Roland
"If it tastes good, it's trying to kill you."
"If it turn out you are right -- apologize at once."
"If it wasn't for sheep, there'd be no sex for nice guys" - Quentin Fai
"If it weren't for us guys, you'd be in the latrine." -- Radar
"If it works, don't mess with it" school graduate
"If it works, it must be obsolete." - Otto Date
"If it's a celebration then why are we at ChiChis?" -- Mike Nelson
"If it's a police action, why didn't they send cops?" -- BJ
"If it's all the same to you, I'll drive that tanker." - Mel Gibson from Mad Max
"If it's all the same to you," Tom said equally.
"If it's bad, kill it." -- Stephen King
"If it's battle you want, come to me!" -- Worf
"If it's good, they discontinue it." -- Herblock's Law
"If it's its it's its; if it's it is it's it's."
"If it's nae Scottish, it's CRRRRRAP!"
"If it's neither cruel or unusual, then it isn't punishment!"
"If it's not a clone, its NOT a computer!" - Anonymous
"If it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?" (Monty Python)
"If it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?" - Eric Idle
"If it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?" - Monty Python
"If it's not important whether you win or lose, then why keep score?"
"If it's on you can see its on, if it's off you can't see to read"
"If it's power you want, get a computer." -- Dante
"If it's so damn terrific, how come I wear a dress?" -- Klinger
"If it's spoiled, Neeka wouldn't eat it." Adel Renn
"If it's tourist season, how come we can't shoot 'em?"
"If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing!" -Zippy
"If knowledge is power, then A GOD AM I!" - Riddler, BATMAN FOREVER
"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade." -- Crow T. Robot
"If little else, the brain is an educational toy."
"If looks could kill it would have been us instead of them..."
"If love is the answer/What was the question?"
"If meat gets in my way, I reshape it." -- Zharvic
"If men are pigs then who is the boar?"
"If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it."-Roseanne
"If messy desk = tidy mind, does clean desk = dirty mind?"
"If misery loves company, misery has company enough." --Thoreau
"If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it..."
"If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive!" - Leia
"If most people said what's on their mind-they'd be speechless!".
"If my calculations are correct, and they always are" - Brain
"If my calculations are correct, and they always are" The Doctor
"If my calculations are correct, and they always are..." Brain
"If my calculations are correct......and they always are....." - Brain
"If my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon." - Scotty
"If my writers were here, what they'd call you!"--J. Benny
"If never keep profit a good smile honesty." -- Quark
"If nick-nacks ruled the world!" -- Joel Robinson
"If night was longer, could I escape the day..."
"If nothing else, I can pick balls." -- Laurie Brown
"If one kid's good enough for God, it's good enough for you." - JB
"If one will rectify his mistakes, their traces will soon disappear."
"If only I could blame Quark for this somehow." - Odo
"If only David Hasslehoff were here!" -- Crow T. Robot
"If only I could blame Quark for this somehow." - Odo, "T
"If only I hadn't divided his brain between the two of them."
"If only all videos could be like this." - Butt-Head
"If only we were amongst friends...or sane persons!" - Janet
"If onlys" are lonely. -Jennings
"If people aren't like me, I HATE them"
"If people could put rainbows in zoos, they'd do it." -- Hobbes
"If precious asks and it doesn't answer, we EATS it!" - Gollum
"If rooted in confusion, nothing will be well governed."
"If she can stand it, I can! Play it." -- Rick
"If she fails us, we better get used to hearding goats." Kirk
"If she says 'One more time' one more time..." Rembrandt Brown
"If she was a real punk rock girl she'd eat him alive." - Butt-Head
"If she weighs the same as a duck ... she is made of wood!"
"If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood..." "A WITCH!"
"If she were not dead, I would kill her." - Nu'Daq
"If six turns out to be nine, I won't mind."--Hendrix
"If so, we may have to call security." - Data
"If someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"
"If someone comes to kill you, arise and kill him." The Talmud
"If someone offers me one more ear, I'll scream." - Marc Antony
"If someone you loves can't sleep.drug 'em!" -Gallagher
"If something is trying to get youIt's got to go through us first."
"If something's hard to do then it's not worth doing." - Homer
"If that be jest, then all the rest was so." - Shakespeare
"If that makes any sense to you, you have a big problem." -- C. Durance
"If that planet goes, it takes us with it." - Ivanova
"If that weren't so amusing, I might laugh." -- Hawkeye
"If that's God, I'm quitting." -- Crow T. Robot
"If that's a wormhole, it must be the smallest on on record." Chakotay
"If that's all it's for, then why is there a wall around it?" Dax
"If the Bat wants to play, we'll play!" - Two-Face
"If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!" -- "Ma" Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920)
"If the Videans can move in and out of there, so can we." Janeway
"If the blind lead the blind, both fall into the ditch."
"If the car is there it is not a ghost." - E. Fittipaldi..
"If the computer came up with it, it must be true." - Nathan Spring
"If the food don't kill you, the service will!"-Freddy Krueger
"If the good Father got plague, who would give him Last Rites?" - Hawk
"If the heat doesn't get you, the thin air will." McCoy
"If the house was on fire, who would you save first, me or the cat?"
"If the lift falls, death is certian." * Xpress Lifts lift attendant.
"If the pets die don't replace them, I'll know!" -Lisa Simpson
"If the press don't write about it, the people don't read about it."
"If the pursuit of this case feels like insanity to you, feel free to step away
"If the rebellion continues, I'll know who to blame." - Intendent
"If the shoe fits, buy it!" Imelda Marcos
"If the spotted owl can't adapt to the superiority of humans, screw it."
"If the spotted owl can't adjust...then screw it." : Rush Limbaugh
"If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you" -Led Zep
"If the weather holds, we can use the pancakes as hockey pucks." - BJ
"If the wind is strong, why are the people restless?"
"If there are many more of them, I could throw away my shingle." McCoy
"If there arise among you a prophet, or a dreamer of dreams..."
"If there is a supreme being, he's crazy." - Marlene Dietrich
"If there is no God, then who pops up the next Kleenex?"
"If there is one constant in the universe, it's death." -Soran
"If there isn't a law, there will be." -- Gates's Law
"If these are the 'cool kids', I'd hate to see the 'uncoo
"If these people are beatniks, Pat Boone was a beatnik!"
"If they are protoculture, maybe the know what it is." -Bodolza
"If they can fly in casualties, why not supplies?" -- Trapper
"If they catch us we're dead." "I've been dead before."
"If they catch you I will deny seeing you [Mr. Garibaldi]" - Londo
"If they don't like your reality they don't have to live there."
"If they emerge..." Kirk "We'll handle 'em." Sulu
"If they had writing, this day would live in infamy!" -- Crow
"If they keep bugging you,drop your pants & show them your scar."-Hawk
"If they knew I was a dimension-hopper, they'd roast me." - Frumple
"If they want their money back, give it to them." -- Quark
"If they want to come up by shuttle, that's fine." Kira
"If they won't stop this, we will." Sheridan
"If they'd led a better life they wouldn't be here." Hades
"If they're not the right values, we can always buy new ones." - Earl
"If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread." -- Proverbs 25:21
"If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum!"
"If thine enemy offend thee, give unto his child a saxaphone."
"If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum."
"If thinking is too hard, quote Scripture." - Fundie Motto
"If this ever happens again Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out."
"If this is a counsellor ship, where is Deanna?!" -D. Vader
"If this is another flashback, I'm leaving." -- Joel Robinson
"If this is monkey pee you're on your own." - Dana Scully
"If this is monkey pee you're on your own." - Fox Mulder
"If this is monkey pee you're on your own." - Scully
"If this is monkey pee, then you're on your own." - Dana Sculley
"If this is monkey pee, you're on your own." - Scully
"If this is where the monarchy is headed, count me out!" --Zazu
"If this leaves a waxy buildup - on anything - I'm coming back." -B5
"If this was real, I'd be dead now!!" -Deunan Nut, Appleseed.
"If this were an actual film, you would have been entertained."
"If today were a fish I'd throw it back!"
"If turning it on doesn't help, plug it in."
"If two rednecks get divorced, are they still cousins?"
"If u don't throw me out, ur nuttier than I am." -- Klinger to Potter
"If u want to ruin ur stomach,eat in the mess tent."-Potter to Klinger
"If ur deaf, how do u know what I'm saying?" "I'm reading ur mind!"
"If voting actually changed things, they'd make it illegal." -- Biafra
"If we adopt the ways of the Nazis, we're as bad as they are." Isak
"If we blow this today, there ain't no tomorrow." <Buckaroo Banzai>
"If we blow up, I hope I rain down all over them (the CIA)." -- Hawk
"If we can avoid any more female advice, we can get out of here."
"If we can just avoid any more female advice" - Han Solo
"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we put metal in a microwave!"
"If we can see them, why can't they see us?" Picard
"If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do ?"
"If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure." - Quayle
"If we don't go crazy once in a while, we'll all go crazy." -- Hawkeye
"If we don't, who will?" - Sheridan
"If we escape, do we have to take him with us?" - Eris to Sisko
"If we know about them, it's a good bet they know about us." Janeway
"If we offend, it is with our goodwill." - Shakespeare
"If we offend, it is with our taglines." -- Tagspeare
"If we only had a wheelbarrow..." -- Westley
"If we pick, do we not bleed?!" - Jerry, in "The Pick"
"If we set it, they will come." - Lawrence Limburger
"If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended."
"If we stay here, we might be safe." Quark
"If we surrender, she'll kill us!" O'Brien-2
"If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?"
"If we were cannibals, What parts of people would we eat?"
"If we were in the Navy, I'd have you flogged." -- Frank Burns
"If we were to do it human style, it would be too much for you."
"If we were to go by the book, hours would seem like days."
"If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane." - Jimmy Buffett
"If we're to conquer the world, we must watch our cholestorol." - Brain
"If windows sucked it would be good for something."
"If winning is not important, why keep score?" - Worf
"If winning isn't important then why keep score?" -Worf
"If women don't find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy."
"If ya ever come back, we'll kill ya!" - Banzai
"If ye love me, keep my commandments." -- John 14:15
"If ye make it illegal it will go away..." Conservatives 1:80-92
"If you DON'T eat your meat, you CAN'T have any pudding!"
"If you are a true warrior, you will take the challenge..."
"If you are ahead, shut up and stay there." - Forrest Gump
"If you are human, which I seriously doubt" - Picard
"If you are mediocre and you grovel, you shall succeed." - Beaumarchais
"If you are up ahead, shut up and stay there." - Forrest Gump
"If you ask me wizards are a bunch of wusses...<ZAP!> Ribbet..."
"If you ask me, it could use a little more purple." -- Kira
"If you ask me, you're a quack." -- Quark
"If you bring a beer to a job interview, you might be a Redneck."
"If you build it he will come" "Ease his pain"
"If you build it in the forest...they will come..."
"If you build it, he will come. To have him build it for you, press 1
"If you can bang it, it ain't dead!" - Kirk's Rule
"If you can count your money, then you don't have enough."
"If you can fake honesty you've got it made." - Clinton
"If you can hear me, please respond."Dax
"If you can help me, I can help you." Lydia
"If you can help, I'm your slave." -- Klinger
"If you can maintain control... We'll see." Kirk to Spock
"If you can read this, you are irrelevant." -- The Borg
"If you can read this, you're irrelevant." -- Borg Bumper Sticker
"If you can spare five seconds, I'd like to do a brain scan."
"If you can still talk, I'm not hurting you enough." - Kermit
"If you can't convince them, confuse them." -- Fairview's Law #2
"If you can't dig it, then get out of Gotham City!"
"If you can't fix it.... duck it!" -Tim Allen
"If you can't get those warp engines working, you're fired." Kirk
"If you can't hear me it's because I'm in parentheses." - S. Wright
"If you can't hear me it's because I'm in parentheses." s.w.
"If you can't help, at least don't hurt others" -HH Dalai Lama
"If you can't keep quiet, shut up." Director Gregory Ratoff
"If you can't make it better, make it look better" Bill Gates
"If you can't make it good, make it *look* good." - Gates
"If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good" Bill Gates
"If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." - Clinton
"If you can't recognize the enemy by now, you're in trouble." -- Frank
"If you can't say something nice, come sit by me." - Duchess Hywella
"If you can't say something nice, don't say anthing at all." -Thumper
"If you can't say something nice........"
"If you can't send me home, can I get a transfer to the Navy?"-Klinger
"If you can't sing good, sing loud." -- Forrest Gump
"If you can't stand the heat, blame the kitchen" -Clinton
"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the oven." - Forrest Gump
"If you can't take a vacation, take cyanide. And hurry."
"If you can't win by reason, go for volume." - - Calvin
"If you cannot convince them, confuse them." - Peter Neufeld
"If you cannot convince them, confuse them." - Truman's Law
"If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice"-RUSH
"If you commit a crime, you are guilty." New Undeniable Truth #15
"If you cooperate, you'll be out in two." McCoy
"If you defend youself, you will be punished." - The Borg
"If you didn't care what happened to me...." -Floyd
"If you didn't have so much stuff, you wouldn't *need* a house!"--Carlin
"If you didn't want grits, how come you ordered breakfast?"
"If you die, Amanda will be free to date." Methos to MacLeod
"If you do not follow Santa, you follow the Grinch." - Hector Plasmic
"If you do not strive with others, you will be free from blame."-Lao Tzu
"If you do not trust others, they will not trust you."- Caine
"If you do something stupid enough, the universe WILL bite you."
"If you do that for me, then I'll let you go free!"
"If you do, you will bring destruction on us all." - Yarka
"If you don't feed it, it'll die." - Fran on child care, Dinosaurs
"If you don't get treatment it will kill you." Bashir
"If you don't go to school, I'll shave your heads!" -Corn Job
"If you don't know who Asimov is, I can't help you with your android."
"If you don't like me, just a little, why do you hang around?" - T. Amos
"If you don't like the way the Doctor behaves..."--HoloDoc
"If you don't like the weather wait 10 minuets."
"If you don't like yourself, you can't like other people." - Heinlein
"If you don't listen to him, you'll all wind up in Heck." -- Mulcahy
"If you don't mind, I'm cooking here!" -- Tom Servo
"If you don't pay the exorcist, are you Re-possessed??"
"If you don't play sports, you don't get to make beer commercials."-C&H
"If you don't run your own life, somebody else will." - John Atkinson
"If you don't say anything, you won't be called on to repeat it."
"If you don't take that hand off my hip..." Kira to Quark
"If you don't take your hand OFF my hip..."--Kira
"If you don't want to bother learning, why bother living?"
"If you don't, I'm going to die in less than five hours." O'Brien
"If you enjoyed this film, why not go out and see 'La Norte'?"
"If you ever need a sentence completed..." -- Mike Nelson
"If you ever want to speak again, shut up." -- Death
"If you excuse me, I gotta deal with a dirty low down vermin." - Mask
"If you fear God, you have no one else to fear"- Cromwell
"If you find a pork chop in your soup, it belongs to table nine."
"If you find wisdom, you find a future." - Proverbs 24:14
"If you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd have change coming."
"If you get near a consonant, let us know." -- Tom Servo
"If you get straight A's at school I'll buy you a machine gun."
"If you get to an issue that's relevant, let us know." -- Joel
"If you go to Z'Ha'Dum, you will die." Kosh
"If you go to Za'ha'doon, you will die." - Kosh
"If you gots to ask, you ain't got it." -- Duke Ellington
"If you gotta go, go with a smile!" - The Joker
"If you guys get killed, I'll never hear the end of it." -- Col. Blake
"If you had an off switch, would you tell anyone?" - Data
"If you had any brains, you'd be scared." -- Col. Potter
"If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!"
"If you hadn't nailed to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies!"
"If you have given up your heart for the Tower you have already lost."
"If you have to ask who's master around here, it isn't you."-Garfield
"If you have to hate, hate gently"
"If you have to sneeze, do it during the lunchbreak."
"If you hear muffled screams, consider that a request for a beamout."
"If you hit the sun, you've gone too far."
"If you insist on making noise, at least be quiet about it." -- BJ
"If you keep doing that, you'll get too big for your 'britches'..."
"If you keep the opposition on their asses, they don't score" - F. Shero
"If you kids ever need another hostage..." -- Mike Nelson
"If you kill us, you'll still stay." Kirk to Mareau-2
"If you kill what you love, you're damned." - Eddie
"If you kiss me, I'll break your arm..." - Garibaldi
"If you know me so well then tell me which hand I use" - Tori Amos
"If you know what I mean ..." - Al "Sexual" Harrass, Dinosaurs
"If you leave the room, you're elected." -- Law of Committees
"If you look first, you may not leap." -- Air Raid
"If you love me, you'll get them for me." - Fran on Creature
"If you mail that letter, you're a bigger fool than I thought."
"If you mess with it long enough, it'll break." -- Schmidt's Law
"If you miss the slide, they'll kill you." -- Quinn Mallory
"If you miss the slide, they'll kill you." Mallory to Wells
"If you must go down, go down with your guns blazing!" - Cort
"If you must jest, don't drink." -- Joel Robinson
"If you need me I'll be lancing a boil." -- Col. Potter
"If you need me, use the string impact." - Kira ("Babel")
"If you need some time to understand your feelings..."
"If you never open cans of worms life must be awful dull." Don Alt
"If you order the chili, I need to know your next of kin."
"If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people"
"If you prick me, do I not bleek?" -Data
"If you prick me, do I not leak?" - Data ("The Naked Now")
"If you prick me, do I not... Leak?" -- Data
"If you refuse, this person will die." T'Jon
"If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? - S. Wright
"If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? - s.w.
"If you say so; I wasn't there." - Q
"If you scrape off the black stuff there's toast underneath." -- Radar
"If you see any ghosts, check their I.D."--Nick Knight
"If you should die before me ask if you can bring a friend..."
"If you should go skating on the thin ice of modern life" -Floyd
"If you shout, the mountains may get angry and shout back." -- Stone
"If you show up with a button of Dire Wolf's face, you get in free!"
"If you sing, I'll become a personal envoy of Satan..." -- Servo
"If you start questioning the existence of snack foods, everything
"If you still choose not to decide, you cannot have made a choice."
"If you survive, it'll be fun." -- Deadman
"If you tell me to bend like the willow, I'll throw up."
"If you think Health Care is expensive now, wait until it's free!"
"If you think THAT'S remarkable, you should see me remove a bunion."
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance!"
"If you think healthcare's expensive now, wait until it's free!"
"If you think this is remarkable, you should see me remove a bunion."
"If you took it any easier, you'd be asleep." - Terrible Tues
"If you touch my stomach, I'll slug you." - Dax
"If you value your lives, be somewhere else." - Delenn
"If you wage war, do it energetically and with severity." -Napoleon
"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster..."
"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster..." - J. Biafra
"If you want a souvenir, take yourself home in one piece."-Col. Potter
"If you want death, fight me!" Flavius Maximus
"If you want instant coffee, you'll have to wait!"
"If you want my advice, I'd go after the one on page 354"
"If you want no flames, then cast none out onto the waters." Bob Curry
"If you want this place cleaned up, do it yourself!" Rom
"If you want to dance, do it over there." * Rimmer
"If you want to see something 'real cheap', take a look in the mirror."
"If you want to survive you've really got to know where your towel is"
"If you want to vacuum your conscience, go see Mulcahy."-Hawk to CEW
"If you watch The Wall and it all makes sense, you're stoned. -T.Gogal
"If you were a woman, I would marry you." - Pretorius
"If you were drowning and I threw you a life preserver..." (J)
"If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?" - s.w.
"If you were really Garak, YOU could tell ME." Bashir
"If you weren't an ambassador, I'd disembowel you right here!" - Worf
"If you will jest with me, know my aspect." - Shakespeare
"If you will jest with me, know my taglines." -- Tagspeare
"If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed." - Emperor
"If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny." - Vader
"If you wish to win a man's heart, allow him to confute you."
"If you wont talk to me, maybe you'd like to talk to Amanda!"-Alice
"If you wore sequins to your wedding, you might be a redneck!"
"If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat." - Heinlein
"If you write it . . . they will come . . ."
"If you'd like MY recommendations for punishment." Neelix
"If you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you" - Pearled Unicorn
"If you'll come with me." Odo
"If you'll excuse me, the natives are restless." - Garibaldi
"If you're God, then turn yourself into a woman!" Red Dwarf
"If you're a prude, EVERYTHING is lewd." - Tom Lehrer
"If you're a zombie, you don't want to overschedule." -- Nelson
"If you're ahead, shut up and stay there." - Forrest Gump
"If you're captured, start singing `Deutchland Uber Alles'."
"If you're going to kill people, clean up after yourself."--Odo, WTNE
"If you're happy and you know it, SHREAD YOUR CAT!"
"If you're in trouble, yell. If I'm in trouble, you'll know." - Peter
"If you're like me, and I know *I* am..." -- Joel Robinson
"If you're my mother's valet, then please, valet!" -- Troi
"If you're not a blond pushover, you're in big trouble."-Hawk to Radar
"If you're not on the official list, you can't go!" - Death (Animaniacs)
"If you're not part of the solution, then you must be part of the precipitate."
"If you're still confused tomorrow, you know where my office is."
"If you're the number two man, you're called Number One."--Carter
"If you're wondering about today's lunch....don't!" -- Hawkeye
"If you're wondering how Mike eats and breathes and other science facts"
"If you've got a better idea, I'm all ears..." -- Ross Perot
"If your cow doesn't give milk, sell _him_."
"If your cow, doesn't give milk dairy farming just isn't for you!"
"If your feet smell and your nose runs, you were built upside down."
"If your head comes away from your neck, its over." - Ramirez
"If your slate is clean, then you can throw stones."
"If! *If* I live long enough, I might run out of samples!" Chekov
"If... I... can just... reach... my utility belt..."
"If...she...weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood." --Villager
"IfIcan justreachmy utility belt..."
"Iff oGd wunted goood spelllers, h'ed maked scools brians n dictonrys"
"Iggy Pop!" -- Tom Servo
"Iggy Pop. I don't know why." -- Crow T. Robot
"Igloo [n], Material used to keep an ig from falling apart."
"Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand" - N. Peart; Rush
"Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand."
"Ignorance is Strength." - George Orwell's 1984
"Ignorance is a *fault*, not an excuse."
"Ignorance is a painless evil." -- Eliot
"Ignorance is a renewable resource." P.J. O'Rourke
"Ignorance is fatal." Ray Bradbury
"Ignorance is free but it exacts an enormous price." Marty Leipzig
"Ignorance is the mother of adventure" - Hagar the Horrible
"Ignorant fool, this brave young suitor, sharing in MY triumph!"
"Ignore anything anyone tells you about me! d;-)" - Quickling
"Ignore anything anyone tells you about me!"
"Ignore the last few lines, the writer's a musician!"
"Ignore the propaganda. Focus on what you see" - Sinclair.
"Igor! Drop whoever you're doing! We've got a LIVE one!" -Huson & Landry
"Il disent "le Parti", comme s'il n'y en avait dj plus qu'un seul..." annes 60, propos du PC (parti communiste)
"Il est morte, Jean-Luc!" - Q
"Ilikemy costume." -- Tom Servo
"Ill fortune seldom comes alone." -- Dryden
"Illegal." - A sick bird.
"Illegitimus non Carborundum"
"Illiterate...how do you spell that?" - T. Taylor
"Illiterate? ... Write for FREE help."
"Illogical." - Spock "Totally." - Kirk
"Illogical." - Spock "Totally." - Kirk
"Illuminate the opposition!" -Adam Weishaupt, Grand Primus Illuminatis
"Ilyena, forgive me!"- Lew Therin
"Im a doctor, not a magician! -- Bones McCoy"
"Im looking for an Al, last name Choholic.."
"Image sucks! The Political Commentary"... Coming soon!
"Imaginary Numbers... Like Eleventeen and Thirty-Twelve."
"Imaginary NumbersLike Eleventeen and Thirty-Twelve." - Calvin
"Imagination is more importaint than knowledge." - Albert Einstein.
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" -Albert Einstein
"Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Einstein
"Imagination is the highest kite one can fly".
"Imagination is the key that unlocks the chains of reality." - SkyHigh
"Imagination is the key to my lyrics..." - Jimi Hendrix
"Imagine I'm as stupid as you appear to be on this echo." - D. Worrell
"Imagine a time...where it all began." -Rush
"Imagine if Voyager ran under Windows 3.1 with a Pentium..."
"Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers..." - S. Wright
"Imagine! Cuddly lifeforms from another world!" - Elmyra
"Imaging was so bad two speakers sounded like one"
"Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant, who was very rarely stable."
"Immobilized by the damned Ferengi!" -- Worf
"Immortality consists largely of boredom." -- Zephrem Cochrane
"Immortality is no excuse for not flossing." -Nick Knight
"Immortality. And eternal beauty. Hmmm?" Mudd to Uhura
"Immortals cannot cling like lichen to a stone." -- LaCroix
"Important principles may and must be inflexible." - A. Lincoln
"Impossible! That is not good French." N.B.
"Impotent? Get yourself a gun!"
"Impressive. What *will* you think up next?" -- Dream
"Impressive... most impressive." - Vader
"Impropriety is the soul of wit." - Somerset Maugham
"Improve Sex Life, Lose 400 lbs, Wash Behind Your Ears"
"Improve Your Vision" - By Dr. I. C. Betta
"Impudent piece of crockery..." - Merlin
"Impulse engines, full reverse!" Janeway
"Imzadi!" <kiss!> - T.Riker
"In 10 seconds open fire. Destroy the star cruiser." Anan 7
"In 18 hundred and 54, Freddy came back to look for more."-Teacher
"In 1945, Peace broke out.."
"In Bavaria, and not in Venezuela!"
"In Bavaria, and scared them $#@%less!"
"In Bavaria, where the mountains stick out of the ground!"
"In Bavaria, where the sheep seldom wear spectacles!"
"In Bavaria, where the trees are made of wood!"
"In Case of Fire, Log off Promptly."
"In ENGLISH, Data!?" - Captain Beverly Picard
"In English, Data." - Crusher
"In God we trust, all others we polygraph."
"In God we trust. All others we monitor" - Naval Intelligence
"In God we trust... all others we voice verify" -- Scherker
"In Klingon, Sop Ja!" Get the Klingon Dictionary to figure it out.
"In New York, a man is mugged every 15 seconds. This is that man!"
"In Numeri terms, that greeting was very friendly." Neelix
"In The Trenches" - By Helmut Wearer
"In Toledo, we threw horseshoes for self-defense, not fun." -- Klinger
"In Wine is Wisdom, In Beer is Power, In h2o are Bacteria!"
"In Wisconsin, that barn would say DIESEL/CHEESE/GIFTS." -- Servo
"In a big country, dreams stay with you..." -- Servo Chorus
"In a corner garden ... wilder lower wolves"
"In a couple hours there'll be no escaping the sun, son." - Fox Mulder
"In a dark time, the eye begins to see." - Theodore Roethke
"In a few hours I'm going to be dead." O'Brien
"In a few seconds, he won't know YOU from kosher bacon."
"In a minute honey....just 1 more message!"
"In a moment we will be under attack." - Caine
"In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye..."
"In a pig's eye." McCoy
"In a smile I saw a single needle in the sky" -Pink Floyd
"In a war of ideas it is people who get killed." -- Stanislaus Lec
"In a way, we're a kind of Peace Corps." Green Berets 1969
"In a while, I'll find the time to make the sunshine mine" -Pink Floyd
"In a world of possibilities, it's a short reach." Sheriff Buck
"In addition to my huge greatness I'm quite a guy!"
"In all labor there is profit." -- Proverbs 14:23
"In all your fantasies, you always knew..." - Phantom
"In an underground bunker, Major League owners plot..." -- Nelson
"In another time and place this could be funny" - Troi
"In another time and place, this could be funny." - Deanna.
"In any event, it's all irrelevant to me."--Odo
"In between the bright lights and the far unlit unknown." -Rush
"In brightest day, in blackest night, no email shall escape my sight."
"In case of doubt, make it sound convincing." - Heinlein
"In case of emergency notify: Doctor." - S. Wright
"In case of emergency notify: Doctor." - s.w.
"In case of fire....yell ""FIRE""."
"In case of nuclear emergency, kiss your a** goodbye."
"In case of rapture, please grab the wheel."
"In case you hadn't noticed, The Statue Of Liberty is on vacation"-Mr. X
"In case you haven't heard, the war is over." - Dodger
"In certain cases, cage squashes donkey." -- Gnome diagram, Legends 2
"In closing" is always followed by the other half of the speech.
"In death the dream is over, then comes the morning."
"In effect, a waiting room." Tuvok
"In every revolution there is one man with a vision."
"In every war, they kill you in new ways." -Will Rogers
"In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time"
"In fact, I'm an original party animal!" - The Mask
"In fact, you're kinda weird." - Wakko
"In fascination, with the eyes of the world, we stare.": Rush
"In for a penny, in for a pound..." Picard
"In great attempts it is glorious even to fall." -- Cassius
"In handling a stinging insect, move very slowly." - Heinlein
"In his hand a moving picture of the crumbling land" -Floyd
"In horses, dogs and men, blood counts." - Thackery
"In just seven days, I can make you a ma-a-a-a-an."
"In love there are two evils: war and peace." -- Horace
"In love with Nabiki: Will work for food."
"In many ways you are quite...admirable." Korob
"In my book, food should be nutrition -and- entertainment." - Calvin
"In my dreams I am beautiful and BAD!"-Terran
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck." - Obi-Wan Kenobi
"In my expert medical opinion, I'd say it's sick." Bashir
"In my expert medical opinion, it's sick." -- Dr. Bashir.
"In my expierence there is no such thing as luck" - Obe Wan
"In my grief, do I know what I'm doing?" -- Klinger
"In my hands, your wart is sacred." -- Klinger to Col. Potter
"In my heart of hearts I *am* a Klingon." - Q to Worf
"In my opinion, that's a machine." Scott
"In my own.." "Idiom?" "Idiom!"
"In my rear view mirror the sun is going down" -Pink Floyd
"In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees"
"In nomine patre, et filis, et spiritu sancte. Amen"
"In order to form a more perfect union, sweetheart." - 007 (D.A.F.)
"In order to get a loan, you must first prove that you don't need it."
"In order to reach the Tower you must first reach the Ageless Stranger."
"In other words I'm..." "Being taken like a free cheese cube at
"In other words, bitter failure." -- Joel Robinson
"In our century, we've learned not to fear words". - Uhura
"In our family, death is when you really start to enjoy life." - Teppic
"In our race, "it" is an insult." - Riker
"In our world, we also have a Hawaii!" -- Dr. Forrester
"In our world, we too have cable television." -- TV's Frank
"In plain non-Vulcan English, we were lucky." McCoy
"In plumbing, a straight flush is better than a full house!"
"In politics, absurdity is not a handicap." -Napoleon
"In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap." - N. Bonaparte
"In politics, what begins in fear usually ends in folly."
"In retrospect, not my brightest inspiration."
"In round figures, you owe me $672.11." -- Winchester
"In simple terms, Jim, they're not growing old." McCoy
"In simpler language, Captain, they drafted me!" McCoy
"In situations like this, the only rational response is hysteria!"
"In six minutes World War III begins!" Gary Seven
"In sleep he sang to me...in dreams he came." - Christine
"In space all warriors are cold warriors" - General Chang.
"In space it's never `Miller Time'" - Opus
"In space, all warriors are cold warriors." - Chang
"In space, all warriors are cold warriors." -- tlhIngan General Chang
"In space, no one can art direct!" -- Crow T. Robot
"In space, no one can hear a wedgie!" -- Crow T. Robot
"In space, no one can hear you fart."
"In space, no one can hear you yawn!" -- Crow T. Robot
"In that case, Happy Birthday." Garak
"In the Director's Cut, they eliminated the narration." -- Joel
"In the Name of The Old Man, The Kid, and The Spook, Amen."
"In the Thunderbolt Grease-slapper once he's on your tail..."
"In the War against Crime, CNN is always first on the sceen."
"In the available light..."-RUSH
"In the basement bars, in the backs of cars, be cool or be cast out"
"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."
"In the beginning voz..." averred the German preacher.
"In the beginning was the pun." - Samuel Beckett
"In the beginning, there was Bob..." -- The Teachings of Bob, Part I.
"In the black sky sweeping under ground and over water..." - SoM
"In the constellation of Cygnus" Cygnus X1
"In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king." -- Erasmus
"In the course of the scan, the Council discovered something terrible.
"In the dark, all cats are gray."
"In the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair." Led Zeplin
"In the days of my youth I was told what it means to be a man" -Zep
"In the depths of Black R'lyeh Great Cthulhu lies dreaming."
"In the depths of your ignorance, what do you want?" The Brain
"In the director's cut they eliminated the narration." -- Joel
"In the early 60's we were strong, we were virulent..." John Connally
"In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent."
"In the echo."
"In the end memories are all we got." -- Logan
"In the end, gravity wins." -- Dolly Parton
"In the end, there can be only one." - Kenny
"In the end, there can be only one." - Ramirez
"In the end, there can be only one." -- Kenny
"In the end, there can be only one." -- Ramirez
"In the eyes of the Lord, a prisoner's a prisoner." -- Fr. Mulcahy
"In the future all robots will act like Don Knotts." -- Crow
"In the golden light of autumn there is magic in the air" -Rush
"In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." -- Timon
"In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie..."
"In the land of the free, now that's comedy!" - Slappy
"In the meantime, I'll have Odo tighten security around Quark's."
"In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity." - A. Einstein
"In the middle of the night, I go triping on the cord" - Danny Dp
"In the middle of the road of our life." -- Dante
"In the mud?" "In, as you say, the mud!"
"In the name of my fathers, forbid. *Forbid!*" Spock
"In the not so distant future, way down in Deep 13"
"In the not too distant future, next Sunday, AD"
"In the not too distant future, way down in Deep 13..."
"In the not-to-distant future, next Sunday A.D."
"In the old days I would have kept Lovok at arm's length." Tain
"In the old days, diplomacy was a simpler affair."
"In the shadow she finds a way..." -- Tori Amos
"In the strict scientific sense we all feed on death." - Spock
"In the summer we can rent a cottage in the Isle of Wight
"In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread." -- Genesis 3:19
"In the temple of love you hide together..." - Sisters of Mercy
"In the words of David Steinburg, "Booga Booga"..." -- Tom Servo
"In this camp, cleanliness is next to impossible." -- Winchester
"In this corner, in the house coat" -- Crow T. Robot
"In this darkness which you know you cannot fight..." - The Phantom
"In this grand B movie we call life, there is always a girl." -- Schanke
"In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!" - Homer to Lisa
"In this job, there is no unfinished business."--Odo
"In this reality, you and I are married."-Lwaxanna "AAAAAAAAAA!"-Worf
"In this tiny world, people's all we got..." - J. Biafra
"In this way, our minds were locked together." Spock
"In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes."
"In this zinc-plated vacuum tube culture?" Spock
"In thy heart is truth; in truth is honor; in honor is life."
"In time we hate that which we often fear." - Shakespeare
"In time you will call me Master." - Emperor
"In toto" does *not* mean that Dorothy's dog ate it!
"In trust as in love, there is always risk." - Caine
"In voodoo, you really have to hand hold your clients." -- Nelson
"In waking a Tigger, use a long stick."
"In waking a Tigger, use a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong stick."
"In waking a tiger, use a long stick."
"In war there is no substitute for victory." - Douglas MacArthur
"In war, fathers bury their sons; In peace, sons bury their fathers."
"In war, only what is simple can succeed." -von Hindenburg
"In war, there is no substitute for victory." - Douglas MacArthur
"In war, trivial causes produce momentous events." -Caesar
"In wildness is the preservation of the world." Thoreau
"In wildness is the preservation of the world..."- Metallica
"In your belly you hold the treaures few have ever seen."
"In your eyes I saw a future together. Now you just look away" - T. Amos
"In your face, Nelson!" -- Dr. Forrester
"In your headin your headthey are dying" - The Cranberries
"In your mind you've already succumbed to me..." - Phantom
"In your whiskers!"
"In youth we learn; in age we understand." - MARIE EBNER-ESCHENBACH
"Inagodadivida, baby!"
"Inalienable. Human rights. Even your language is racist!"
"Inane tagline found. Abort, Retry, Swipe a better one."
"Inch worm..." -- Al Calavicci
"Incidents like this are making my job a hell of a lot harder"
"Including ourselves, how many are there?" Kirk
"Including the majestik moose."
"Income Tax Time" - By U. O. Money
"Incoming enemy craft!" -Peppy Hare
"Incoming fire has the right of way." - Murphy
"Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place." - Heinlein
"Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place." - Lazarus Long
"Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place." -- Heinlein
"Incomplete. But sufficient." Beta 5 Computer
"Inconceivable!" - Vinzinni
"Incontinence Hotline, can you hold, please?"
"Incontinence Hotline. Can you hold?"
"Increase forward firepower!" - Admiral Piett
"Increase with the years!" Vivian Leigh
"Inde muaghde Aes Sedai misain ye" - Mat Cauthon
"Indecision clouds my vision" -Faith No More
"Indeed, Captain Picard, you have found him." * Spock
"Indeed, I've never seen himn so happy." Spock
"Indeed, you are powerful, as the Emperor has foreseen." - Vader
"Indeed," said the dragon.
"Indeed. Why did you marry her?" Spock
"Indeed. I may have been wrong." Spock
"Indeed. Interesting." Sarek
"Indiana Jones and the Temple of Goons?" -- Joel Robinson
"Indisposed? She's in a cocoon!" - Londo Molari.
"Individual liberty is the basis of a free society." - R. Ledford
"Individuality is fine, as long as we all do it together." -- Frank
"Indy. How can you say that about our child?" -- Marion
"IndyWhy does the floor move?" -- Sallah
"Inefficient. Emotion, I mean." Spock
"Inertial dampeners failing, Captain!" "WHOOPS!!" <thump>
"Inertial dampers are offline." Paris
"Infantry is the deciding factor in every battle." -Ludendorff
"Inflammation" - by Arthur Itis
"Info-maniac":Extreme pleasure from information gathering
"Inform Odo of the change of quarters." Sisko
"Inform Starfleet we have engaged the Borg...wedding on Saturday"
"Inform the engine room we need more!" - Picard
"Information Superhighway" anagram #1: New utopia? Horrifying sham
"Information Superhighway" anagram #2: Hi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!
"Information Superhighway" anagram #3: Waiting for any promise, huh?
"Information Superhighway" anagram #4: Inspire humanity, who go far
"Information Superhighway" anagram #5: Oh, wormy infuriating phase
"Information Superhighway" anagram #6: A rough whimper of insanity
"Information Superhighway" anagram #7: Oh-oh, wiring snafu: empty air
"Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies."
"Information is a weapon." -- Len Flank
"Information is the ultimate power." -- Dante
"Information restricted to Security Clearance 5, and above."
"Ingenious costume." - Max Schreck
"Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of
"Ingratiate yourself to these men." -- Mike Nelson
"Ingredient for a happy marriage: Budget the luxuries *first*!"- L. Long
"Initializing plasma flow." Kim
"Initiate emergency medical program." Paris
"Initiate holodeck program Paris/Lubianetzky bubble bath 1"
"Initiate scan." Sheridan
"Initiate sterile field." McCoy
"Initiating emergency escape protocol." O'Brien
"Initiating gravi." - Data
"Initiating transporter sequence. Now." - Data
"Initiative! That's the way, my boy!" -Soun Tendo
"Innagadadavida, baby!"
"Innnocent until proven innocent." -Barnabas Collins
"Innuendo freeway..." -- Joel Robinson
"Input the coordinates and change course." Janeway
"Inquisition *this*, you science dinks!" The Tick
"Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children
"Insanity is just a state of mind." -- Hawkeye
"Insert Quarter to continue..#..NO CARRIER
"Insert Tab A into B movie." -- Mike Nelson
"Insert perfunctory acknowledgement here." -- Dr. Forrester
"Insightful. Naive, but insightful." - Batman, BATMAN FOREVER
"Insolent boy, this slave of fashion, basking in YOUR glory!!!"
"Instant Karma is going to get you...now you can get Instant Karma!"
"Instant theatre! I love it!" -- TV's Frank
"Instead of being born again, why not just grow up."
"Instead of headlights, I put strobe lights on my
"Instead, I have turned into a wishing well with legs." - Londo
"Instinct is often far more reliable than logic."
"Insufficient Memory -remove BUFFERS=237463 statement from Config.sys"
"Insufficient data is not sufficient, Mr. Spock." Kirk
"Insufficient disk space. Swapping to human memory..." - Xplorer
"Insufficient facts always invite danger" -- Spock, stardate 3141.9
"Insufficient facts always invite danger." - Spock
"Insults are only effective where emotion is present." Spock
"Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless." -- Johnson
"Intel Inside" - Not so much a trademark as a warning.
"Intel Inside" now serves as a warning label.
"Intel Inside"... mandatory warning label?
"Intel: littendian, segmentated, trimodal...fun"
"Intellect destroys the beauty of any face." George Sanders
"Intelligence does not necesarily require bulk, Mr. Scott." Spock
"Interactive TV" to the TV industry means having a BUY button on your TV remote control."John Perry Barlow
"Intercept that tagline!" "Got it sir."
"Interested in the last rites, me boy?"--Todd Sullivan
"Interesting isn't it, Picard? ALL life evolved from this GOO!" Q
"Interesting place you have here" - Capt. John Sheraden.
"Interesting. An Arcturian Macbeth." Kirk
"Interesting. Where would you estimate we belong, Miss Keeler?" Spock
"Interesting...No redeeming qualities." - Data
"Interjections! Show excitement! Or emotion!"
"Internet" is *NOT* a verb!
"Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl!"
"Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art." -Susan Sontag
"Interpretative Death." -- Crow T. Robot
"Intertial dampeners failing, Captain!" "Whoops!" >thump<
"Into the distance, a ribbon of black..."
"Into the distance, a ribbon on black" -Pink Floyd
"Into the lake, slowpoke!" -- Skid Mark
"Into the theatre, Ferlengetti!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Intolerance: not able to live with someone who can't live with you."
"Intriguing, I did not know that humans were so capable." - Data
"Introducing MS-DOS 6.0, from the makers of EDLIN and Windoze!"
"Introducing Microwave Faith Popcorn!"
"Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert! SHUT UP!" - The Riddler
"Intuition?" Kirk "No, sir. We are being watched." Spock
"Invasion USA" "Worse than war is the fear of war." -Seneca
"Invent a wise saying and live forever!" -Anonymous
"Invent something. Do the paper work." -- Dr. Forrester
"Invention breeds invention." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Investment in comics" is an oxymoron.
"Invisible airwaves crackle with life.."-RUSH
"Invisible transfers, long distance calls ..." Pink Floyd
"Invoke the spirit of the Continuity Man!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ion release confirmed." Kim
"Iowa State College. The highschool *after* highschool." -- Joel
"Iraq has won the toss... and elected to receive."
"Iris out already, please!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Irish Dentistry" - By Perry O'Dontal
"Irish First Aid" - By R.U. O'Kaye
"Irish Flooring" - By Lynn O'leum
"Ironically, it was a safety cone." -- Crow T. Robot
"Ironically... Well, actually, there is no irony." -- Crow T. Robot
"Ironing can be deadly!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ironman, how do you copy, over." Crow>"Uh, With a Xerox machine,over.
"Irony is sort of like goldy and bronzy except it's made of iron."
"Irrational?" Sheridan "That's as good a word as any." Ivanova
"Irrationality is the square root of all evil" -- Douglas Hofstadter
"Irwin Allen's `Straight Outta Brooklyn'." -- Crow T. Robot
"Is Amanda there? First name Hugenkiss." - Bart Simpson
"Is Area 51 in an isolated place?" "That information is classified!"
"Is Ataru...still alive?" -Megane
"Is Belinda as good *bzzt* as everyone says?"
"Is Captain Picard armed?" -- "Only with his tongue."
"Is Colonel Sanders back from the dead or what?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Is Holly playing pool with Planets?" * Lister
"Is Homer there? Last name Sexual?" "Hold.. ANYONE HERE HOMER SEXUAL?"
"Is Odo your first or last name?" "Yes."
"Is Odo your first or last name?" -- Lwaxana "Yes." -- Odo
"Is Pokey gonna get his own video too?" - Butt-Head
"Is Saul also among the prophets?" -- 1 Samuel 10:11
"Is THAT a girl? ... Charlie X upon seeing Yeoman Rand.
"Is That YOUR Carrier? You Must've, Um, Dropped It!" -Tasslehoff
"Is There Anybody Out There?" -Pink Floyd
"Is This the FILES Section??" <*snort*>
"Is Velveeta a member of the Dairy Council?" -- Mike Nelson
"Is Vince Foster in the house?" <BLAM> "Not Anymore!" - H. Clinton
"Is Zeta squadron availible?" - Sheridan
"Is `unemployment' a job?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Is a rocket standard picnic gear in Japan?" -- Tom Servo
"Is a woman who hangs out with hags a hag hag?"--Crow
"Is anyone here a marine biologist?" (Seinfeld)
"Is anyone still unclear as to the supper situation?
"Is beer booze?" -- Mike Nelson
"Is caning legal in this country?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Is everybody all right?" - Sinclair
"Is everybody happy?" - Machiavelli
"Is everyone paying attention?" - The Riddler
"Is fire supposed to shoot out of it like that?"
"Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!"
"Is harassment standard operating procedure?" -- Winchester
"Is he a relative of yours?" - Aahz
"Is he allowed a plea of insanity for a parking ticket?"
"Is he dead?" "No, but he's a not-at-all-well cat."
"Is he dead?" - T. Case "I sincerely hope so." - 007
"Is he or isn't he Human?" Kirk to McCoy on Gary Seven
"Is he our action hero?" -- Mike Nelson
"Is he picking nits?" -- Mike Nelson
"Is he primordial soup yet?" -- Joel Robinson
"Is he really doing this on television?" - Mother-in-law, Dinosaurs
"Is he talking to the Penguin?" -- Tom Servo
"Is it #1 or #2?" - Ace Ventura
"Is it OK if I eat while you're smoking?"
"Is it OK if I sound the siren?" -- Leo Getz
"Is it PC compatible?"
"Is it SOUP yet?" --J. Dahmer
"Is it a code? A message?" Janeway "Or a map." Paris
"Is it a violation of the frog's rights if he is licked?" - Limbaugh
"Is it a virus? Or, is it WINDOWS?"
"Is it animal, mineral, or vegetable?" - Hawkeye. "Yes." - BJ
"Is it any better to drown in blood than in filth?"
"Is it any wonder I'm not crazy? Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?"
"Is it bigger than a baby's arm?"- Hard Harry, Pump up the Volume.
"Is it bigger than a baby's arm?"- Pump Up The Volume
"Is it cold-blooded?...Then it's either a snake or Frank Burns."-Hawk
"Is it dead?" "Well, it was coughin' up blood last night."
"Is it hard to comb your forehead?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Is it hot in here?" "No, it's just my Pentium."
"Is it important enough to lose your head over?" MacLeod
"Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?" - Gollum
"Is it just me or did *nothing* happen?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Is it just me, or are you getting scared too?" - Dire Wolf
"Is it just me, or did the room just get fatter" - Selma
"Is it just me, or is everyone around here wier-wierd." - Max Headroom
"Is it lawful to have sex with a corpse if you're married to it?"
"Is it logical to ignore your own good sense?" - Spock
"Is it me or did we just walk into a Sinatra song?" -- Schanke
"Is it nice, my preciousss?" - Gollum
"Is it okay if I kiss-up to you?" -- Joel Robinson
"Is it only a dream that there'll be no more turning away" -Floyd
"Is it possible I'm not as attractive as I think I am?" (Elaine)
"Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?" -- Lec
"Is it safe?" - Ford Prefect
"Is it safe?" - Yakko
"Is it safe?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Is it sore here?" Doctor
"Is it to loud out there?" -- Jimi Hendrix at Berkeley
"Is it to minimize the number who might not be coming back?"--Data
"Is it too late for plan B?" Asked General Custer.
"Is it too late to just kill myself?" -- Tom Servo
"Is it too loud out there?" -- Jimi at Berkeley.
"Is it true bears like honey? Try some. It's Daddy's very own." --Raymond Briggs "The Bear" (a children's book)
"Is it true that you can take any form?" - Bashir to Odo
"Is it true you beat your fists on the floor?" -Pink Floyd
"Is it unpleasant?" - Gomez Addams
"Is it weird in here, or is it just me? - s.w
"Is it weird in here, or is it just me?" - S. Wright
"Is it working for you?" -- Dr. Erhardt
"Is it, um, a hand?" Kirk
"Is life an illusion? In your dreams! Jeez!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Is life an illusion? In your dreams! Jeeez!"
"Is life an illusion? In your dreams! Jeez!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Is love not a crime..?" "Only in Tharna.."
"Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's?"
"Is mom in the Guardian Angels?" -- Mike Nelson
"Is my little girl hot and ready?" - 007 (Sean Connery - Y.O.L.T.)
"Is nothing sacred?," said Tom naughtily. -John Foster
"Is nothing safe from you guys?" -- TV's Frank
"Is pandering to fools morally wrong?" Next Donahue....
"Is pine sented insecticide really such a good idea?" - Bongo
"Is science spose'ta smell like banana cream?"
"Is sex in a cornfield, PORN on the cob?"
"Is she cute?" "Don't know, but she's got great lookin' tags."
"Is she delicious, or am I crazy?"-Freddy Krueger
"Is she playing tennis with Kraftwerk?" -- Tom Servo
"Is someone purring?" -- Tom Servo
"Is someone stuck in the drum?" - Yakko
"Is someone taking my name in vain?" - Aahz
"Is something gonna happen?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Is something wrong?" - Dax
"Is something wrong?" - Troi to Worf
"Is something wrong?" -- Troi
"Is that Benden wine?"
"Is that Jon Cryer back there?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Is that Lincoln or Dr. Zaius?" -- Mike Nelson
"Is that Ro?" La Forge
"Is that a *chicken* up there?"
"Is that a Bowie song? `Demon Dogs'?" -- Tom Servo
"Is that a CHICKEN up there?"
"Is that a Zucchini in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
"Is that a _chicken_ up there?"
"Is that a euphmism? I think that's a euphmism!" -- Tom Servo
"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" M.West
"Is that a hint of accusation in your eyes?" -Pink Floyd
"Is that a hint?" "No, it's a tagline." & DW.
"Is that a new color lipstick?" Neelix
"Is that a pony?" the Orville asked hoarsely
"Is that a pony?" the boy asked hoarsely
"Is that a real cat, or does it come when you call it?"
"Is that a real poncho or a Sears poncho?"
"Is that a snake or is he just glad to see me?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Is that a term of afection or do you just not like me." - Kagato
"Is that a threat?" - Evek "It's a fact." - Picard
"Is that all you can do? Smile?" Kirk
"Is that any way to talk in front of the dead?" - Kalas
"Is that cannon fire? Or, is it my heart pounding?" -- Elsa
"Is that computer still on the phone?!!!"
"Is that data saved?" "No, but we're praying for it."
"Is that freak on our payroll?" - J. R. Grimble
"Is that funny, is that a joke" --Data
"Is that gasoline I smell?" - The Crow
"Is that gasoline I smell??" -Eric Draven
"Is that lemon in your tea?" "No, s'lime."
"Is that liquid nitrogen?" "Uh huh. Want some coffee?"
"Is that my stomach?" -- Joel Robinson
"Is that not enough of a tip?" Bruckman
"Is that painful?" - Lennier
"Is that possible?" - marketing guy "As far as you know." - Dilbert
"Is that really Christmas spirit?" -- Tom Servo
"Is that seat saved?" "No, but we have been praying for it..."
"Is that seat saved?" "No, but we're praying for it!"
"Is that so much to ask around here?" - Londo
"Is that so wrong?" "Yes, it is...deeply wrong!"
"Is that so?" Picard "Yes." Sobi
"Is that some sort of sexual reference?!"--Odo
"Is that taglines enough for ya!"
"Is that the Jerk? Nah, just Frankie Avalon." -- Crow T. Robot
"Is that the comm-I think it is-Excuse me, I have to get to Ops."--Odo
"Is that the full poop?" - "And nothing but the poop." -- Hawkeye
"Is that the other part of the gift?" -- Winters
"Is that what I think it is?" "What d'you think it is?" "An orange whirly thing in space!"
"Is that what is known as a 'poker face?'" Data
"Is that what they call a crotch rocket? -Tom
"Is that what you were extending?"
"Is that you walking with me, Jesus?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Is that your big vision?" -- Enola
"Is that your cat?" "Yes it is." "My condolences."
"Is that your hand?" - "Is *what* my hand?" -- Hawkeye
"Is that your idea of excercise - buying a book on jogging?"
"Is that your medical opinion, Commander?" - Franklin
"Is that your mom?" Brown "I hope not." Mallory
"Is that your name or your species?" - O'Brien
"Is that..rat tart?"
"Is the Devil wearing satin tap pants?" -- Mike Nelson
"Is the Earth 5 million or 5 billion years old?" : Rush Limbaugh
"Is the Tao in a hand-held calculator?" "It is,"
"Is the coffee strong enough?" <spoon dissolves> "It's just right..."
"Is the crew ALWAYS this difficult?"--HoloDoc
"Is the great Servo going to give us a morality lesson?" -- Crow
"Is the light on?" asked @FN@, brightly
"Is the minefield map under M for Map?" - "No, B for Boom." -- Radar
"Is the rest of your history that faulty, Ensign?" Kirk to Chekov
"Is there a "John-Luck Pickerd" here?" -- Q
"Is there a John there?" "No." "What do you do, pee out the window?"
"Is there a Lawyer in the House? -=]BLAM![=- Any more!?"
"Is there a different animal guide for everyone?" Janeway
"Is there a doctor in the fish?" - Monty Python
"Is there a doctor in the house?" I'm a doctor! "Nahhh What's up doc?"
"Is there a lawyer in the house?" <BLAM!> "Is there another?"
"Is there a lawyer in the house?" *BANG!!!* "Are there any more?"
"Is there a problem here?" - Skinner to psycho, before being shot (PM)
"Is there a problem here?" - Worf
"Is there a problem, Geordi?" Data
"Is there a problem, Mr. Garibaldi?" Lennier
"Is there a species like this @FN@ specimen on LV-426?"
"Is there a trial, or shall I execute him?" - Worf
"Is there a trial? Or do I execute him?" - Worf
"Is there air coming out of your suit? - Crow
"Is there an easy way I can disable an old winsock login script?" "format c:" -- Eric Erickson, me
"Is there an imaginary cure for hypochondria?" - Heinlein
"Is there an imaginary cure for hypochondria?" - Lazarus Long
"Is there an imaginary cure for hypochondria?" -- Heinlein
"Is there another wise man we could speak to?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Is there any intelligent life in this planet?"
"Is there any reason she wouldn't like it here?" - Riker
"Is there any tea on this spaceship?" - Arthur Dent
"Is there any verb that can't make one of these?," Tom asked.
"Is there any way to stop it?" - Sinclair
"Is there anyone on this ship who even remotely looks like Satan?" Kirk
"Is there anything else we can do?" "Cross your fingers."
"Is there anything you're not an expert on, 007?" - M (Goldfinger)
"Is there life before death?" - Belfast Graffitti
"Is there more?" - Mulder "More than you'll *ever* know." - WDM
"Is there no alternative?"
"Is there no villainy thou hast not committed?"
"Is there some signficance to this action?" Alice 210
"Is there someone else up there we can talk to?"
"Is there something wrong with your chair, Captain?" Scott
"Is there something wrong?" Sisko
"Is there such a thing as a bathroom scale with shock absorbers?"
"Is there time before we leave for lesson number 3?" - Solitare
"Is this Heaven?" "No....it's Iowa." Field of Dreams
"Is this Hooterville?" -- Joel Robinson
"Is this Liberace's mom?" -- Joel Robinson
"Is this Vulcan chivalry??" McCoy
"Is this `Catalina Caper' all over again?" -- Tom Servo
"Is this `Cockroach Cross-Dressers In Crisis'?" - Milquetoast
"Is this a Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew mystery?" -- Tom Servo
"Is this a Kodak moment or a Maalox moment?"
"Is this a Warhol film?" -- Tom Servo
"Is this a bar where *nobody* knows your name?" -- Tom Servo
"Is this a bust?" "Yes, very nice."
"Is this a game of chance?" 'Not the way I play it, no.'
"Is this a kissing book?" -- Grandson
"Is this a multiple choice question?" - Lt. Cm. Susan Ivanova.
"Is this a multiple choice question?" - Ivanova
"Is this a piece of your brain?"
"Is this a train robbery?" "No, it's a science experiment!"
"Is this a warm moment? or should we be disturbed?" -The Tick
"Is this all there is?" "No. This is all that would fit as Taglines!"
"Is this an action sequence?" -- Mike Nelson
"Is this an infomercial? Where's Cher?" -- Joel Robinson
"Is this another 'love me, love my chicken' demand?"
"Is this any way to run a TV movie?" -- Mike Nelson
"Is this any way to run an airline? You bet it is!"
"Is this chair saved?" "No, but we are praying for it!"
"Is this considered `high tailing'?" -- Mike Nelson
"Is this dubbed? I think it's dubbed!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Is this going to be a stand-up fight, sir, or another bug hunt?"
"Is this going to hurt?" -- Tom Servo
"Is this guy a dentist or Caligula?!" Jerry Seinfeld
"Is this guy's moustache just *too* fake, or what?" -- Crow
"Is this normal?" Janeway
"Is this not what you expected to see?" -Floyd
"Is this pool or billiards?" Janeway
"Is this print too dark?" the printer asked boldly
"Is this seat empty?" "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
"Is this seat saved?" "No, but we are praying for it."
"Is this sodomy?" asked Geco, half in ernest.
"Is this sodomy?" said Frank, half in Ernest.
"Is this some kind of bust?" "Yes - quite impressive."
"Is this some kind of bust?" "Yes, very impressive."
"Is this some kind of bust?" "Yes - quite impressive." Naked Gun
"Is this stuff any good for ants?" "No, it kills them."
"Is this the 'run' part?" Gabrielle "Not yet." Xena
"Is this the Baghdad Cafe?"--Yakko
"Is this the aroma of mortal child?" Claudia whispered.
"Is this the best that you've got?"- Warlock II
"Is this the bit you pull?" - Mutant Raccoon
"Is this the induction film when you go to Hell?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Is this the national Twister monument?" -- Mike Nelson
"Is this the party to whom I am speaking?" - Earnestine..
"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"
"Is this the real life?" --Freddie Mercury, 11/24/92
"Is this the right room for an arguement?"
"Is this the same Nature that gave us earthquakes and volcanoes?"
"Is this the screen test?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Is this the train to Desert Moon?" is all she asked.
"Is this truly Landru?" Marplon "What's left of him." Spock
"Is this what Hell is like?" - my friend Brandy Swanson one day in French IV
"Is this what the future holds?" Cochrane
"Is this what your sworn word means, Klingon??" Maab
"Is this your brother, Jim?" McCoy
"Is this your idea of `justice'?" - Mako
"Is this yours? Your DOG left it on my lawn..."
"Is this, uhm, is this like, some sort of demonstration...?" - Cavalieri
"Is this... Death?" -- The Doctor
"Is your Batmobile in the shop?" -- Tom Servo
"Is your Reader Rabbit multiplying? Try NOTSO.QWK"
"Is your blood red like ours? I'm going to find out!" Pike
"Is your face odd? Misshapen? Join the Air Force." -- Nelson
"Is your head clear?" "No, it's opaque."
"Is your name Timothy or Russell?" Tom asked timorously.
"Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean,"
"Is your wife a goer... nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more?"
"Is your wife..a goer? Ay, know what I mean?"
"Is" is the verb for when you don't want a verb.
"Is-ness is our business." -- Elton Hall, on philosophers
"Isgood to have a dong..." . "The Penis Song"
"Isn't everybody happy?" - Machiavelli
"Isn't faking the essence of acting?" Katharine Hepburn
"Isn't he something?" (He's a jerk.)
"Isn't it about this time your head goes back to the lab for re-tuning?
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a cucumber?"
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?" - Monty Python
"Isn't it cute? They're trying a stab at a plot!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Isn't it exciting? This is JUST like an election in Iran!"
"Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong..." . "The Penis Song"
"Isn't it great? Reminds me of the old days." -- Amanda
"Isn't it interesting that the young ones always go back to their
"Isn't it nice to be suddenly so highly regarded." - Fox Mulder
"Isn't it strange how little we change" -Floyd
"Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor?"-Calvin
"Isn't it time for a colorful metaphor?" (Spock)
"Isn't it wonderful? Bela lives!" -- Ed Wood
"Isn't she REMARKABLE?"--Neelix
"Isn't that Teresa Russell?" -- Tom Servo
"Isn't that a Commodore computer?" "No, it is an Amiga."
"Isn't that always the way?" -- Joel Robinson
"Isn't that delightful?" -Marvin the Martian
"Isn't that horrifying?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Isn't that illegal?" - Quark "Oh, spare us..." - Odo
"Isn't that just pointless busy work?" "Bullseye..get cracking."
"Isn't that precious? He's drooling, just like his father!" - Ethyl
"Isn't that right, sweetheart?"--Kira "Of course...sweetheart."--Odo
"Isn't that some kind of Indian custom?" Paris
"Isn't that somewhat old fashioned?" Kirk to Spock
"Isn't that the same shot, upside down?" -- Tom Servo
"Isn't that your building exploding?" "My baby!"
"Isn't the music too dreamy ?" - Audrey Horne
"Isn't there any other part of the matzoh they can cook?" - M. Monroe
"Isn't this a little redundant?" -- Tom Servo
"Isn't this innovative teaching?" --on having us grade our tests with him
"Isn't this the FILES Section??"
"Isn't this what you've been dreaming of?" Odo to Garak
"Isn't your pants zipper supposed to be in front?" Hobbes
"Isotoners!" Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
"Isotope models! Get your isotope models!" -- Tom Servo
"Isstvan sends his greetings, Garkin." - Throckwoddle
"It *IS* >zesty<, isn't it?" Neelix
"It *doesn't* have to be expensive, you know..<g>"
"It *is* rather basic, isn't it...:)"
"It *seemed* like a good idea." - Catwoman
"It BIT me!" " Well what did you EXPECT fairies to do?"
"It Better End Soon my friend..." _Chicago II_, 1970.
"It IS the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Captain!" - Data
"It Looks uncomputable to me," said Tom haltingly.
"It Won't Work!" - by Mel Function
"It adds to the chaos. And I *love* the chaos!" - Catwoman
"It ain't over 'til it's over." --Yogi Berra
"It ain't over 'till it's over." -Yogi Berra "It's over." -Death
"It ain't over `til it's over." -- Yogi Berra
"It ain't over till its over." -- Bera
"It ain't over until the fat lady closes the book."
"It ain't what you got that counts, berk. It's what you know."
"It all begins in this little pond ... of goo." - Q
"It all comes down to a question of trust..." -- Bush
"It all comes down to one thing. In the end, there can be only one."
"It all comes down to one thing." - Kenny
"It all depends on who you kill." -- Mr. DeMers, Sept. 8, 1995
"It all happened so fast..."
"It almost seemed as if it were a sort of thing," she said.
"It always ends. That's what gives it its value." - Death
"It appears I have underestimated the Founders" - Tain
"It appears my choice was successful." Ivanova
"It appears my intelligence circuits have melted." -- Kryten
"It appears that this nebula is not a nebula at all." Torres
"It appears that you are no stranger to Neeka, Doctor." Tuvok
"It appears to be a small rodent," said Tom shrewdly.
"It appears to be a steam locomotive." - Data
"It appears to be cigar butts in gallstone sauce." - Calvin
"It appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor."
"It appears, Funboy, that the party has ended" - The Crow
"It approaches. Collision. Damage. Darkness." Spock
"It beats me how some people treat this war like a picnic." -- Frank
"It begins with a house" - HHGTTG
"It bit me!" "What'd you expect faeries to do?"--Sarah & Hoggle (Labyrinth)
"It breaks my heart." Picard/Kamin
"It brings a slime to ones eye." - Lawrence Limburger
"It calls itself a Horta." Spock
"It came to him that he would always flee murder." - DT I
"It can truly be said that I have a bat in my belfry." - Joker
"It can wait." Dax-2 "I suppose it can at that." Sisko
"It can't be a machine as we understand mechanics." Spock
"It can't be. In the same day I trusted an Imp and a Deveel." -Aahz.
"It can't hurt to just look." Bashir
"It can't rain all the time." -The Crow
"It cannot but make the judicious grieve." - Shakespeare
"It certainly gets drafty when they leave the doors open."
"It certainly looked that way to me." - Kira
"It certainly looks like a wormhole." Tuvok
"It comes from a time before Landru." Reger on light tablet
"It comes with three vegetables: two peas and a carrot."
"It compiled? The first screen came up? Ship it!" -- Bill Gates
"It compiled? The first screen works?" - Ship It!!!!
"It concerns my poetry reading." Data
"It costs money to love." Zachary Scott
"It could be a trap, Trap." -- Hawkeye
"It could be carried by an African swallow!" --Guard #2
"It could be made into a monster if we all pull together as a team"
"It could be worse." "It's worse." - Leia and Han
"It could cure, or kill, Doctor." Spock
"It could damage you internally." McCoy to Spock
"It could indeed be something much worse than a wolf"
"It could kill you." McCoy to Spock
"It defies any kind of explanation." -- Tom Servo
"It depends on the tune." - The Crow
"It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" -- Picasso
"It does SO look like her!" - Picasso
"It does kind of suit you." La Forge to Third of Five
"It does look like her" - Picasso.
"It does my heart good to see Crow burned beyond all recognition!"
"It does not matter. The captain is dead." Khan
"It doesn't arrive till Tuesday." - Captain Harriman
"It doesn't get any better than this, dude." - Butt-head
"It doesn't get any scuzzier than this." -- Crow T. Robot
"It doesn't just suck, it... it, like, *really* sucks!" -- Beavis
"It doesn't make it hurt any less..." -- Crow T. Robot
"It doesn't make sense, does it?" - Sheridan
"It doesn't matter for beans what you think or say." -- Butler
"It doesn't matter! It's in the past!" --Rafiki
"It doesn't say anything here about lark's vomit!"
"It doesn't smell anymore," Tom said distinctly.
"It doesn't take much to rip us into pieces" - Tori Amos
"It doesn't want to have sex."
"It drives like a truck." "Good. What is a truck?" -- Buckaroo Banzai
"It feels good to be back at Smut Manor..." -- Mike Nelson
"It feels like we just popped back into normal space." - Sheridan
"It feels like... Quite wonderful." Troi
"It feels so good when the pain stops!" -- Crow T. Robot
"It felt like, I don't know, you called to me." Sheridan
"It figures it would be the X-Men's fault!" - Boom-Boom
"It followed me home, Can I keep it?"
"It functions irrationally." Nomad on McCoy
"It gets late early out there." - Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium. - Yogi Berra
"It gives me a headache just to think down to your level."
"It got worse - you're NOT paranoid, they ARE after you!"
"It had occurred to me." - Q
"It happens sometimes. People just explode." - Repoman
"It has a certain symitery." - Ivanova
"It has a certain...lyrical quality."--Lwaxana
"It has been quite a day. Has it not?" Data
"It has its advantages." Quark
"It has many other uses as well. Allow me." --Worf
"It has not been proven that nicotine is addictive" LIMBAUGH 4/29/94
"It has nothing to do with pods!" -- Dr. Forrester
"It has occurred. It will occur." Data
"It has one word on it, 'Eat.'" Chapel
"It has served us well, this myth of Christ."-Pope Leo X
"It has something to do with a paperclip, a banana, and 20' of string."
"It has to be some kind of mistake, a hallucination!" -- Marlene
"It has to do with...biology." Spock
"It hasn't rained in a month," said Tom dryly.
"It hurt real bad." -John Bobbit
"It hurts to keep learning the same lessons in vain" - H. Rollins
"It hurts?"--Bev "It's making NOISES."--Q "Maybe you're HUNGRY." - Bev
"It is <Look> It is <Smell> It is green." -Data
"It is I! T. Hewitt Edward Crow!" -- Crow T. Robot
"It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon."
"It is Illogical, captain." - I wonder who said this...
"It is It is...*sniff*. It is green." - Data
"It is LOVE that I need, or at least new pantyhose!"
"It is Ok for shit to happen Shit will decompose"
"It is a cellular peptide cake .... with mint frosting." -- Worf
"It is a courtesy not to leave dead men orbiting the moon." - Nathan
"It is a fair exchange." Langor
"It is a freighter. Very old." Worf
"It is a good day to die, Duras, and the day is not yet over." --Worf
"It is a good day to die." - Dax
"It is a good death." Freya
"It is a hell of a thing to be a martyr, MacLeod." -- Methos
"It is a joke. A joke on me, a joke on the universe." - Q
"It is a machine, nothing more." Spock on Vaal
"It is a pity we abolished the guillotine, Monsieur." -- The Madam
"It is a possibility" - Data
"It is a puzzlement." -- The King of Siam
"It is a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night."
"It is a secret known only to Klingons." Worf
"It is a simple thing." Akuta on killing
"It is a test of the Prophets! I MUST NOT FAIL THEM!!!"--Winn
"It is a time for men and their ways." -- Merlin
"It is about time somebody showed up to debrief me, damnit." - Sheridan
"It is an art form to hate New York City properly." -- Pat Conroy
"It is an omen. It is the sign... of LaForge." -- Worf
"It is another Type 4 quantum singularity." Tuvok
"It is as absurd to argue men, as to torture them, into belief."
"It is bad luck to be superstitious."
"It is better to be dead than to be a fool." -Stevenson
"It is better to be feared than loved"-N. Machiavelli
"It is better to copulate than never."
"It is better to copulate then never." - Robert A. Heinlein
"It is better to copulate then never." -- RAH
"It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
"It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all."
"It is corporial. A physical entity." -- The Entities
"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong," D. Koresh
"It is difficult to suddenly lay aside a long-cherished love."
"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased." -- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"
"It is easier to destroy than to create." - Larry Niven
"It is easier to stay out than get out." --Mark Twain
"It is elementary, my dear Riker... sir." - Data
"It is engineered to be used 'anywhere'.. and NEVER fails..;)"
"It is far safer to be feared than loved." -Niccoli Machiavelli
"It is final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to
"It is for the greater good." Data
"It is given to him to live backward in time. He darkles. He tincts."
"It is going to be... okay." - Data
"It is good for rulers than men do not think." -- Hitler
"It is good to have friends, is it not Mr. Garibaldi?" - Londo
"It is good, this roof." The Tick
"It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere." - Voltaire
"It is impossible to prove God through any normal means." -- Kant
"It is impossible to think of a man of any force or originality."
"It is improbable, but it is possible." - Data
"It is like being nibbled to death by...CATS!" - Londo
"It is magnificent, but it is not war." -- Bosquet
"It is me, Cloister!" * Lister
"It is most unwise for people in love to marry." -Shaw
"It is my right to see him die." Eleen on Kirk
"It is naval tradition." - Worf "So's keelhauling."- Odo
"It is no ordinary wormhole." -- Dax
"It is not I who am crazyIt is I who am MAD!" - Ren Hoek
"It is not I who is asking, it is the Prophets." - Yarka
"It is not a lie to keep the truth to oneself." Kirk
"It is not a zookeeper." Spock "No. A lover." Kirk
"It is not consistant with what we know about them." Data
"It is not death, but dying which is terrible." -- Fielding
"It is not hands that call us. It is desire." -- Pinhead
"It is not life as we know or understand it." Spock
"It is not linear." Wormhole creators "No, its not linear." Sisko
"It is not linear." -- The Entities
"It is not logical, but it is often true." - Spock
"It is not our way to play requests..." -- Worf
"It is not rational" - Data, "Then I'll be IRRATIONAL!" - Picard
"It is not the fall that kills you. it's the sudden stop at the end."-D. Adams
"It is not too late for you, Odo." -- Lovok
"It is not wise to mess with Merlin." - The Ancient
"It is one thing to talk bullshit, it is another to believe it." - Gump
"It is only an empty shell now. Please treat it as such."
"It is only the dead who do not return." -- Bertrand, Samedi
"It is our way. It is the Klingon way!" - Kurn
"It is our worship word too." -- Kirk
"It is over 87 million years old." - Data
"It is possible that Blondes also prefer gentlemen." - Mamie Van Doren.
"It is possible they could remove me from Babylon 5." - Delenn
"It is possible to commit no mistakes, and still lose" - Picard
"It is pronounced DAY-ta. One is my name, the other is not." - Data
"It is quite obvious that society is at fault..." - Renimar Keth-Solamni
"It is rare to meet someone as dispassionate as we are." Tuvok
"It is regrettable we must destroy you out of hand." -- Stilgar
"It is right you should avenge his death." Freya
"It is set dye Fulcan blood is tin." T'Pau
"It is still a risk." Delenn "Yes, I suppose." - Sheridan
"It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression." -- Ro
"It is terrible to speak well and be wrong." -- Sophocles
"It is the Silver City. It is *not* Heaven."
"It is the Third Orb. The Orb of Prophecy and Change."
"It is the common vice of all to be too intent on our interests."
"It is the doom of men that they forget." -- Merlin
"It is the end of life. Eternity stops." Spock
"It is the love of what is honorable and noble." -Smith
"It is the pon-farr, the time of mating." Spock
"It is the shoes." - Data
"It is the summer of my smiles- flee from me Keepers of the Gloom"
"It is time to end the bloodshed, to bury our dead." Eneg
"It is time!" --Rafiki
"It is time. To sleep. It is over. Failure." Spock
"It is too late for the pebbles to vote." - Kosh
"It is true that I occasionally tend to ramble on and on." -- Data
"It is unavoidable. It is your destiny." - Emperor Palpatine
"It is unwise to summon that which you cannot dismiss."
"It is very cold in space..." -- Khan Noonian Singh
"It is very difficult to discipline doctors." -- Potter
"It is very good to see you both again." Data
"It is war that shapes peace, and armament that shapes war." -Fuller
"It is worse still to be ignorant of your ignorance." -- St. Jerome
"It is worse than a crime, it is a blunder." -- Boulay
"It is you that is not real." - Data
"It is you who are mistaken about a great many things." - the Emperor
"It is your conduct that is uncivilised!" - Picard
"It is your destiny." - The Emperor
"It is your flesh we want to experience, not your skill at bargaining.
"It is*frown* It is*sniff* It is green." -- Data
"It is..<frown>..it is..<sniff>..it is green." -Data
"It is... It is...*sniff*.... It is green." - Data
"It is... <Look> It is... <Smell> It is green." -Data
"It is... It is... It is green." - Data
"It is... large." -- Data
"It is...*frown* It is...*sniff* It is green." - Data
"It is...*frown*...it is...*sniff*...it is Kool-Aid Ecto Cooler."
"It is...It is...It is green." -Data
"It is...WORF. Madam."--Worf to Lwaxana Troi
"It is...large." - Data
"It isn't fair...to ask what it's got in its nasty little pocketses?"
"It isn't friendly, that's for sure" - Han Solo
"It isn't just saying 'No it isn't'" "Yes it is." "No it isn't."
"It isn't my f****** planet, monkey boy!" -- John Big Booty
"It isn't you, isn't me, search for things you can't see..."
"It just as easily could have gone the other way." - Don Zimmer, Chicago Cubs manager, on his team's 4-4 record
"It just doesn't get any lamer than this." -- Letterman
"It just so happens that your friend here is only *mostly* dead." -- Max
"It kinda tickles. I mean, as Bio-Electric Furies go." - Rogue
"It knows my name!" -- Crow T. Robot
"It likes riddles, praps it does, does it?" - Gollum
"It literally is... Elvis." -- Riker.
"It looked better in the picture." Richie on Duncan's house
"It looked better where it was before." Odo on decorating
"It looked like a phaser or high-powered laser." O'Brien
"It looked like it had come straight from hell" - Amis.
"It looks like 8-0 Canada" - Foster Hewitt
"It looks like a flying purple people eater to me!" - Sheb Wooley
"It looks like a rogue comet." - Dax
"It looks like a star with a ring around it. What is it?"
"It looks like a three-pound porterhouse!" -- Tom Servo
"It looks like all bets are off." Quark
"It looks like his heart was cooked right in his chest" - Fox Mulder
"It looks like more of your followers requesting an audience." -Bashir
"It looks like the Commander's ride is here."--Laurel Takeshima
"It looks like we both missed the chance to be heroes." - Amis (B5)
"It looks very much like Commorodre Decker's planet killer." Spock
"It made you mad. It made you mean-mad!" -- TV's Frank
"It made you mad. It mad you mean-mad!"
"It made you mad. It made you mean-mad!" -- TV's Frank
"It makes me feel like a man!" * "You're gonna get one like that!"
"It makes the junior officers nervous." Tuvok
"It makes you wonder, doesn't it?" Bashir
"It matters not how a man dies, but how he lives." -- Johnson
"It matters not so much what you sing, but why..."
"It may be impossible, but they did it!" -Breetai
"It may be unrelated, but you never know." - Ivanova
"It may become so cross that it will make a mistake." --Sir Galahad
"It may help if they'd let us in on the plot." -- Crow T. Robot
"It may not be as exciting as fighting our way out." Human Torres
"It may not have the range it had. In fact, it may not work at all."
"It may seem that way to you--"-HD "That's exactly how it seems."-Kes
"It means you're a baboon, and I'm not." --Rafiki
"It means...absolutely nothing." Quark
"It might as well be me." -- Kenny
"It might be fun for you and me, but it's no fun for the beetles!" Zek
"It might have rendered your history a bit less bloody." Spock
"It might help you loosen up. Or not." Neelix
"It might take up knitting, but nothing more violent." McCoy
"It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of em.
"It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays."
"It must be depressing to go through life with no purpose" - Calvin
"It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob." - Brain
"It must be right, I've done it from my youth"
"It must be sad being a species with so little imagination." - Calvin
"It must be some kind of code." -- Quark
"It must be the first of the month: new billboard day!" - Homer
"It must be the student council from outer space." -- Tom Servo
"It must fill you with pride." Odo to Garak
"It must have been some other puzzle-faced half-naked man." Fox Mulder
"It must mean you really love me!" "Hmm..interesting theory."
"It ne'er offends my tender nose, like a smelly fish"
"It never happened!" -- Yar
"It never hurts to suck up to the boss." - FRA #33
"It never prepared me for anything like you in a nightie." - 007
"It only leads to trouble and seat-wetting." -- Janet
"It outranks you, smeg for brains." -- Lister
"It pokes, it skewers, it.. err... pokes!" - Mutant Raccoon
"It rolls off my back like a duck." Samuel Goldwyn
"It runs in the blood like wooden legs."
"It runs like x, where x is something unsavory" -- Prof. Romas Aleliunas, CS 435
"It said I was a superorganism..." - Dumb Ant
"It says for cooking!" - Miriya "You cooked the coffee pot!" - Max
"It says so in your contract." Quark
"It says this may cause flashbacks..." -- Joel Robinson
"It says your father died peacefully in his jeep sleep!"-Lister
"It says, 'Remarkably Stupid Weapon. Do Not Use'" - Data
"It seemed a fairly ordinary night." -- The Criminologist
"It seemed like the ceasing of exquisite music." -- Longfellow.
"It seemed that fortune had smiled on Brad and Janet." - Criminologist
"It seems I find myself on the voyage of the damned." - The Doctor
"It seems I'm on the Voyage of the Damned." -- Holodoc
"It seems like a very busy day in Operations." The Doctor
"It seems that destiny has taken a hand." -- Rick
"It seems that our interesting trip has just been cut short." Odo
"It seems the main computer on their freighter was damaged." Odo
"It seems we're going to take a little trip." Kirk
"It seems we're on the Voyage of the Damned." -- The Doctor
"It seems you have an advocate, Q." Troi
"It seems, Admiral, that I've got all his marbles." - McCoy
"It sees me. More: it sees THROUGH me." - Dayna
"It should be a while...he's very thorough." -- Trapper on Hawkeye
"It should have been written at Sea, not in C." - Capt. Ahab
"It should have been written in Kyptonite, not Cobol". - Clark Kent
"It smells like a technicolour yawn..." "Tastes like it too." -- Andrew, and then me, after I sculled it
"It smells like crayons." "It's from my SysOp, then."
"It smells like crayons." "It must be from @F, then."
"It smells like crayons." - "It's not from my Congressman, then." - BJ
"It smells like gasoline in here," Tom fumed.
"It sort of sneaks up on you. `Boo', it says..." -- Mike Nelson
"It sounded better before I said it." -- Crow T. Robot
"It sounded insane. Then the moniters went silent."
"It sounds like an X-file." - Fox Mulder
"It sounds like the soundtrack is drunk." -- Crow T. Robot
"It sounds like you're cutting a diamond." McCoy to Spock
"It sounds like you're hoping Tain will succeed." Kira
"It sounds so much worse when it's taglined!" - TEQ
"It stars Lassie. You know... the *dog*!" -- Dr. Forrester
"It started when I got curious." - Beverly
"It started when I got curious." Crusher
"It stinks of the Wyrm in here" -- Mari Cabrah, Black Fury
"It stood with its strange message: THE LADY OF SHADOWS." - DT II
"It sure is gesticulating wildly, isn't it?"
"It sure is nice to have your kantra back in your head." (McCoy)
"It surrounds us, penetrates us, it binds the galaxy together."
"It takes 11 minutes if you go 600 miles per hour." -- Mike Nelson
"It takes a *man* to wear Farrah Fawcett hair." -- Tom Servo
"It takes a heap of vittles to gag a boggie
"It takes a politician to turn us against ourselves" - jms.
"It takes a smart man to know when he's stupid." -Barney Rubble
"It takes all kinds to clog the gene pool." D. Martin
"It takes an uncommon mind to think of these things, Hobbes." -Calvin
"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it"
"It takes one to Know one Mr. Tapioca -head" - - Hobbes.
"It tastes just like children - er, chicken..."
"It the Terror from Beyond Space..."
"It took me years to write, won't you take a look?" - Beatles
"It took my 1200 years to get it right." Judy the Elf
"It turned into a splodgy, squelchy thing and squished off." --Rimmer
"It turned me into Dwayne Dibbley, The Duke of Dork!" --The Cat.
"It was a Circumcision accident, actually..."
"It was a Ram's Bladder Cup, wasn't it, Superintendent?"
"It was a calculated risk." Kirk
"It was a clerical mistake." - Londo.
"It was a full moon *that* night, too" - The Crow
"It was a full moon *that* night, too..." -- Eric Draven
"It was a full moon *that* night, too..." -- The Crow
"It was a great lesson in humility for us."
"It was a hard old world." - The Stand
"It was a long time ago. Sometimes I forget my first life."
"It was a night like this, 40 million years ago... "
"It was a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater..." -Wooley
"It was a random tagline" he said, with a straight face
"It was a recreation of the Orient Express." - Data
"It was a simple adjustment." O'Brien
"It was a virgin forest, a place where the Hand of Man had never set foot."
"It was a...*teeny* bit selfless, wasn't it?" -Q
"It was all in fun, Joel." -- Crow T. Robot
"It was all my fault boys...all my fault." - Robert E. Lee
"It was almost interfereing with the ceiling fan yesterday" * Kryten
"It was an alien snipe hunt. Go figure." -- Tom Servo
"It was an overworked, underpowered vessel." -- Picard
"It was anything but mild." O'Brien
"It was as beautiful and simple as all truly great swindles are."
"It was as though Death had looked upon me and singled me out."
"It was beauty killed the beast." Robert Armstrong
"It was brutal, perverted." Kirk on Nazi Germany
"It was called 'Child Molester: The Musical.'" Wambaugh
"It was chaos! It was EIGHT universes! It was great!"--Laura Thurston
"It was cheaper to get [David Lee Roth] in the band." -Eddie Van Halen
"It was dark all around, there was frost in the ground...." -Floyd
"It was dark out... that did not help." - Garrett, PI
"It was designed for a zero-gravity enviroment." Sisko re plumbing
"It was fun. Oh my" Kirk's last words.
"It was fun.... oh my...." - The last words of James T. Kirk
"It was getting in the way of my work." Zek
"It was great when it all began! I was a regular Frankie fan!"
"It was green - everthing was green except the people" - Tom Wilson
"It was here just a minute ago," Shrodinger observed.
"It was here, it was right here." Riker
"It was him, and he was looking for her." - The Stand
"It was inwented by a little olds lady from Leningrad."
"It was just before dawn one miserable morning in black 'forty four..."
"It was like being inside joy." Guinan
"It was like being smothered in honey..." Rizzo
"It was like drops of water boreing a hole in my forehead."
"It was like hearing faint music from a faraway place." Kes
"It was more like fighting Klingons... no offense." "None taken."
"It was more like fighting Klingons... no offense." -- Riker
"It was never like this at Boston General." -- Maj. Winchester
"It was nice talkin' to you." Forrest Gump
"It was no nightmare. I saw it. At least I think I did." Sheridan
"It was nothing. My death was meaningless." -- Saker, Ventrue
"It was obvious the joke was lethal. No one could read it and live."
"It was one HELL of a day!" - Caine in reply
"It was part of your plan, was it not?" -- Frank N. Furter
"It was quite a blow here." Winters
"It was real as rock and strange as starlight." - DT II
"It was real. As real as this is." Picard/Kamin
"It was set for cordrazine." Kirk "Empty." Spock
"It was that *SESKA* wasn't it!" -Neelix
"It was that thieving bitch Amanda..." Kit O'Brady
"It was the best of lines, it was the worst of lines" ...
"It was the best of times and the worst of times, all at once."
"It was the commisioner with another baffling and idiotic assignment!"
"It was the dawn of the 3d age of mankind, the year the great war came
"It was the dawn of the 3rd age of man," dude! Pass the doobie!
"It was the face of a devil." - The Stand
"It was the happiest day in my life." Forrest Gump
"It was the least I could do, for the Captain of the Enterprise."-Kirk
"It was the milkman scenario again..<g>"
"It was the only way to save the other two." - Data
"It was the wierdest thing I've ever seen." -- Harry Wyckoff
"It was the year the Great War came upon us all."
"It was to be my question of you" - Picard
"It was white hell, and it was everywhere." - The Stand
"It was worse than I had imagined - Aliens!"
"It was years ago, on another planet..." Kirk
"It was your idea!" -- Tom Servo
"It was your man; was it not his privilige to die for you?" Akaar
"It was... fun. Oh my..." -- James Tiberius Kirk, Last Words
"It wasn't a dream?" - Mulder "Yes." - Albert Hosteen, shaman
"It wasn't easy, getting across town without clothes." -- Richie
"It wasn't just another series. It was THE series." - F. Mahovlich
"It wasn't me who misplaced the Deltavid asteroid belt." - Q
"It wasn't real cheese. It was American cheese." -- Crow T. Robot
"It wasn't real pretty: it was Hairpin County & Switchback City!"
"It wasn't very smart of you to take on three Nausicans." Q
"It went *ZiP* when it moved, *BoP* when it stopped..."
"It what we've always suspected, the Vorlons use living technology."
"It will be *glorious*!" --Worf
"It will be the first animal you see." Chakotay
"It will be the most important decision of your life." Delenn
"It will give us something to discuss on the trail." - Lennier
"It will make you hurt or my name's not Earl Shives!"
"It won the Palme De'Butt at Cannes!" -- Mike Nelson
"It won't be as good as Data's." La Forge
"It won't be installed until Tuesday." Harriman
"It won't be long now!" - Lorena Bobbitt
"It won't happen overnight but it will happen." - Rachel Hunter
"It won't take long. Do you mind?" Spock "I'll wait." Kalomi
"It won't work. I've already tried that." - Bashir
"It won't work." Kirk
"It won't work." Torres
"It worked! Now if only I can remember what I did!"
"It worked! Now if only I could remember what I did!" - The Doctor
"It works better if you drain the pool first." -- Peter Wyckoff
"It works better if you plug it in!" -- Sattinger's Law
"It works fine except when I am in Windows"
"It works! It works!!!!" - Wakko
"It would appear someone is curious about us." Spock
"It would appear, Captain, that he finds you a disappontment." Spock
"It would be illogical to kill without reason" - Spock
"It would be sacrilege to go skiing on high art!" -Slartibartfast
"It would not be...civiilized." Metron
"It would seem that we have lost our sex appeal, Captain." - Tuvok
"It would seem the only answer." Spock
"It would take a mountain to cRUSH that ego of his!" (Limbaugh)
"It would take a mountain to crush an ego the size of his!"
"It would take a scientist to explain it, and I'm too mad."
"It wouldn't be an Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm" Kirk
"It" has fallen, and "it" won't get up.
"It'd be a great pleasure to give away Ms. Troi." - Picard
"It'd make a rabbit spit at a dog..." - Irish Proverb
"It'll be a big wreck...too bad we'll miss it." Doc Brown
"It'll be just like Beggar's Canyon back home." - Luke
"It'll be me or it. One of us has to go." Chill Wills
"It'll be mostly teenage boys and the poor." - Chief Elder on WAR
"It'll fit, it just doesn't know it yet."
"It'll go down like a LED ZEPPELIN!"
"It'll never stand-up in court" -Lorena Bobbits Lawyer
"It'll save a lot of people getting killed in a riot." - Sheridan
"It'll shake you the way he takes offLike a shot!"
"It'll work. Just stop scratching." Sisko
"It's "Vanity Faire", by Sam Peckinpah." -- Crow T. Robot
"It's >party< time!" - The Mask
"It's *Mister* Banana-beak to you, fuzzy!" - Zazu
"It's *baseball* season." - Bugs. "Baseball?!" - Elmer Fudd
"It's *not* upside-down! It's a trakball!"
"It's *party* time! P-A-R-T-Why? Because I *gotta*!" -- The Mask
"It's *party* time!" The Mask
"It's 0200. It's three hours into the future." O'Brien
"It's 100% pure dirt, all right..."
"It's 3 a.m.," Tom said mournfully.
"It's 5 year mission is to raise ratings and enter new homes."
"It's 50 meters by 10 meters." Paris
"It's 5:00 am and Mr. Zombie's day is just beginning..." -- Servo
"It's 6.45am." "Break his little legs, honey."
"It's 9:59," said Tom pretentiously.
"It's A Holdup!" - By Nick R. Elastic
"It's A Shocker" - By Alec Tricity
"It's AMAZIN', Gracie!"
"It's Admiral Hungry!" "He's FED, Jim!"
"It's All In Your Head" - by Madge Ination
"It's American Gothic on a rampage!" -- Joel Robinson
"It's Bad Buddy!" -- The Cat
"It's Being Hit on the Head lessons in here."
"It's Blaze vs. the Wienie Man on American Gladiators!" -- Servo
"It's Bobcat Goldwaite!" "He's ZED, Jim!"
"It's Captain Joe." "He's sick of the thread, Jim."
"It's Commander Book." "He's read, Jim."
"It's Data Mom. I heard you know how to turn him on" - Wesley
"It's December 1941 in Casablanca; what time is it in New York?" -- Rick
"It's Don Knotts in `The Reluctant Viking'!" -- Tom Servo
"It's Don on Halter Top Patrol" - Don's new sig___.
"It's Electric" -- Diamondhead
"It's Ensign Band-Aid." "He's bled, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Bridegroom." "He's wed, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Ceballos...he's Ced, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Clampett." "He's Jed, Jim."
"It's Ensign Club." "He's Med, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Crimson... He's red, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Editor." "He's TED, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Flintstone - he's Fred, Jim."
"It's Ensign Flintstone, Jim. He's FRED!!!"
"It's Ensign Goodyear...he's tread, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Gymshoe." "He's Ked, Jim."
"It's Ensign Hoover. He's a Fed, Jim."
"It's Ensign Kennedy!" "He's TED, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Leech! He's bled, Jim!" -- McCoy
"It's Ensign Lestat, sir. He undead, Jim."
"It's Ensign Lestat." "He's undead, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Lobster." "He's Red, Jim."
"It's Ensign Metal...he's lead, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Mulder! He's a Fed Jim!"
"It's Ensign Pb! He's lead, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Pencil.. He's Lead, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Pillsbury. He's bread, Jim."
"It's Ensign Rimmer! He's smeg Jim!"
"It's Ensign Rose." "She's red, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Runaway.. He's Fled, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Scarlet... she's red, Jim!" - McCoy
"It's Ensign Scarlet...she's red, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Spoken... He's said, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Stuffed... He's fed, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Tagline .. He's read Jim!"
"It's Ensign Webster.. He's Read, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Zeppelin." "He's Led, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Zepplin..... He's Led Jim!"
"It's Ensign dog." "He's shed, Jim!"
"It's Ezekiel, the Amish clown!" -- Tom Servo
"It's Fahrvergnugen gone horribly wrong!"
"It's Fenton, Death Sheep from Hell." - Tom Smith
"It's Fiddler Crab Season. I'm A Fiddler Crab!" - Daffy Duck
"It's German for 'The, Bart, The!'" -- Sideshow Bob
"It's Gilligan's Island. The headhunter episode." Tom Servo
"It's Handgun Day at Dodger Stadium!" - HCTV
"It's Hee Haw 1999!" -- Joel Robinson
"It's Herbie the Cop Car..." -- Tom Servo
"It's Holly Goweirdly!"
"It's Jack the Ripper!" said Tom horrendously.
"It's Jerry Garcia!" -- Tom Servo
"It's Jerry Reed! Hit him!" -- Tom Servo
"It's Jim Henson's Edgar Winter Babies!"
"It's Judge Q to you." - Q
"It's Landru. He's summoning the Body." Reger
"It's Lawrence of Pasadena!" -- Crow T. Robot
"It's Lieutenant Flintstone. He's Fred, Jim."
"It's Lucy and Viv in the big house!" -- Joel Robinson
"It's ME or THAT computer", he said. I'll really miss him
"It's ME or the computer," he said. I'll really miss him!
"It's MIME TIME"
"It's MONEY, Holly. It grows on trees." - Catwoman
"It's Magic!" - By Sven Gali
"It's Marvin. He called to wash his head at us."
"It's Moby Dick!" Tom wailed.
"It's Mr. Mulder, isn't it?" - WDM "So nice of you to remember." - FM
"It's Mr. Wordstar." "He's QED, Jim."
"It's NOT personal!" Garak to Odo
"It's Napalmolive. You're soaking in it." "ACK!"
"It's Napalmolive. You're soaking in it." -=BOOM!=-
"It's November. Nearly time for your Bath." * Rimmer
"It's Ol' Sublight. One shot and you'll do it all on impulse."-Guinan
"It's PUN to AIM...when you AIM to PUN!
"It's Psi Corp, isn't it?" - Sheridan
"It's Psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw."
"It's Pumpkin Boy!!!"
"It's REX DART, ESKIMO SPY!"
"It's Rasta, the Kooky Dread Clown!"
"It's SUPER-FREDDY!!"-Freddy Krueger
"It's Satan! I'm in hell!" -- Mike Nelson
"It's Springtime!" - By Theresa Green
"It's Steve Gutenberg in `Don't Tell Her It's Me'!" -- Tom Servo
"It's Stone Spectre's job to be Squishy!" - Quickling
"It's Super Bob Villa!" -- Tom Servo
"It's Talerian Death Syndrome, isn't it?" - Barkley
"It's The Real Thing. Coke." - 1974
"It's Tinkerbell! She's alive!" -- Crow T. Robot
"It's V.I. Lenin!" "He's a RED, Jim!"
"It's WORSE than that, he's DEAD JIM, DEAD!"
"It's YOUR reputation on the line" - Pulaski
"It's `Danger! Death Ray!'. I hate this movie." -- Tom Servo
"It's a >calm, pleasant< enviroment." Corwin
"It's a 'Mr. Death' or something. He's come about the reaping?"
"It's a BOY!"-Freddy Krueger
"It's a Borg, male adolescent." Riker
"It's a Chia head!" -- Crow T. Robot
"It's a Denver Pyle statue." -- Crow T. Robot
"It's a Frazetta print of Frank Zappa!" -- Tom Servo
"It's a German song", Tom lied.
"It's a German song," Orville lied.
"It's a German song," Tom lied.
"It's a Hover-Bonneville!" -- Joel Robinson
"It's a Lippert film." -- Tom Servo "AAGGHH!" -- Crow T. Robot
"It's a Mr. Death, he's come about the reaping...?"
"It's a Mr. Death. He's come about an expired birth certificate."
"It's a N-word. It's definately an N-word." - Ash
"It's a Native American tradition." Chakotay
"It's a Russian invension." Chekov on quadrotriticale
"It's a Scottish version of Fiddler On The Roof." -- Mike Nelson
"It's a Sicilian message.It means Luca Brazzi sleeps with the fishes."
"It's a Singer, Captain Picard." "Make it sew."
"It's a Singer, Captain Picard." "Then make it sew."
"It's a Tuck's Medicated Film." -- Tom Servo
"It's a `Fat-Bellied Stogie Sucker'! And them's good eatin!" - Portnoy
"It's a `_root of all evil' thing!"
"It's a bad Burt Reynolds look-alike!" -- Crow T. Robot
"It's a better sound than he'd ever make as a singer!" - Yakko
"It's a big galaxy, Mr. Scott." Uhura "Aye." Scott
"It's a big world out there," Tom said universally.
"It's a big, metal Richard Keil!" -- Crow T. Robot
"It's a birth", "Arr, and what sort of thing is that ?" - MofL
"It's a black thing" -- Carl Robinson
"It's a blood atomizer!" -- Tom Servo
"It's a business to do pleasure with you", said Mary tartly.
"It's a bypass, you've got to build bypasses." Prosser
"It's a cat book. You sniff the lines!" * Cat
"It's a chance we'll have to take." Kirk
"It's a chicken... an upside down chicken." -- Sam Beckett
"It's a child." Troi "'Child?'" Loqual
"It's a common sideeffect of radiation poisoning." Bashir
"It's a cookbook! 'To Serve Man' is a COOK BOOK!"
"It's a crown," said @FN@. "It's got spiky bits on it."
"It's a cruel world but fair!"
"It's a crunchberry." -- Joel Robinson
"It's a daring, leisurely escape..." -- Crow T. Robot
"It's a death ray I made..." -- Tom Servo
"It's a difficult decision." - Hague
"It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear."
"It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear."
"It's a door. Actualy, it's adorable." -- Crow T. Robot
"It's a fair cop, but society's to blame." - Klaus
"It's a fat-bellied stogie-sucker, and them's good eatin'!"
"It's a fetid little piece of tripe..." -- Dr. Forrester
"It's a fiendish thingy!"--George Harrison
"It's a fine crew, and I've got to get them home." Janeway
"It's a foetid little piece of tripe..." -- Dr. Forrester
"It's a food replicator." Torres
"It's a free society, 'cept it ain't free" - Keva Rosenberg
"It's a funny old world, innit?" -Alexi Sayle's Stuff
"It's a garbage pod, Rimmer! It's a smeggin' garbage pod!"
"It's a gas that Frankie's landed; his lust is so sincere." - Janet
"It's a giant dread lock!" -- Tom Servo
"It's a girl!" "Que?" "Paco, Bob es el transsexual." -- Night Court
"It's a good bet he didn't rip out his own heart" - Capt. Sheriaden.
"It's a good day to lie." - B. Clinton
"It's a good place to die." -- Duncan MacLeod
"It's a good possibiility, captain." Torres
"It's a good thing I'm Russian." - Ivanova
"It's a good thing you drifted by this brothel" - Chief Wiggum
"It's a great day for hockey!" - "Badger" Bob Johnson.
"It's a happy girl!" Duck speaking with pleats
"It's a heavily guarded suburb." -- Crow T. Robot
"It's a high performance machine."-Ace Ventura
"It's a kender." "What's in his hand?" "A wand." "A WHAT?!"
"It's a kick in the butt, ain't it?"- Al Calavicci
"It's a kids' show, for pete's sake, not Intellectuals Weekly."
"It's a kind of magic...=)..." Highlander
"It's a kitchen revolt!" "Do I smell mutiny, or is that more tofu?"
"It's a knick-knack, Patty Wack. Give your frog a loan."
"It's a line from a poem, a very old poem." McCoy
"It's a liquor show room." -- Tom Servo
"It's a little box that goes zzzzzzt!" * Kryten
"It's a little late for script revisions." -- Crow T. Robot
"It's a little matter of an atomic bomb!" -- Tom Servo
"It's a little red fruit," said Tom parsimoniously.
"It's a living ship. Conscious." Sheridan
"It's a loathsome bat -webbed booger being." - - Calvin
"It's a long shot." Quark
"It's a long way between here and Dodge City!"
"It's a long, long way to tip a rarry..."
"It's a lot more fun to blame things than to fix them" - Calvin
"It's a lymph node. My God! Is it *that* noticeable?"
"It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world." - Alfred E. Neuman
"It's a magic wand. I got it for a song!" - Don Bruce
"It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy...let's go exploring."
"It's a man's life taking his clothes off in public."
"It's a misnomer! They're using the wrong word!" -- Beakman
"It's a natural side effect of neural stimulation" - Pulaski
"It's a new land out there!"
"It's a nice day for a blood-letting!" -- Dr. Forrester
"It's a one word name. Like Picasso, Cher, *SATAN*"
"It's a particle! No, it's a wave! No, it's a dessert topping!"
"It's a perfectly good shuttlecraft." Picard
"It's a pigs..er...MAN's life in the modern army."
"It's a pity about Lt. Dax." Garak
"It's a pleasure doing business with you, Mr. Spock." Kirk
"It's a plot device. It's very flimsy, so be careful." -- Crow
"It's a plumber's nightmare, but it'll hold for a bit." Scott
"It's a pocket-sized Machine That Goes Ping!" -- Joel Robinson
"It's a pod!" * Rimmer
"It's a poodle - set it on 'Delicate.'" - Beavis
"It's a poodle... set it on delicate." -- Butthead
"It's a presence, it's the beast!" (Jerry)
"It's a present from Uncle Frank and Auntie Jack..."
"It's a pretty big decision, Jean-Luc." - Q
"It's a pretty controlled response to this place." -- Dr. Freedman
"It's a pretty tough decision, isn't it, Jean-Luc?" -Q
"It's a private club, for VIPs and denizens of the night." -- Nick
"It's a propaganda bomb!" -- Trapper
"It's a ramblin' rack from George's tax, with an elephant engineer."
"It's a real stinkburger of a film, and its coming up next!"
"It's a risk I'm willing to take." O'Brien
"It's a rock, it's a phone, it's a rock phone!" - Dinosaur Sports ad
"It's a rooster!" clucked Tom cockily.
"It's a running gag." - Dot
"It's a salute to Mr. B Natural! NO!!!"
"It's a shadowplay, without form or substance." - Knight Two
"It's a sham of a mockery of a travesty." - W. Allen
"It's a simple question of weight ratios!" --Guard #1
"It's a simple technique. It goes way back.." Kirk on CPR
"It's a skin-compass..." -- Crow T. Robot
"It's a sleep over caper..." -- Mike Nelson
"It's a small world after all" -Zazu, The Lion King.
"It's a small world after all--" "NO!! No! ANY-thing but that!"
"It's a small world, after all..." -- Zazu
"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it." - s.w.
"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it." -- Steven Wright
"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint\SLMR\TAGLI
"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it." - S. Wright
"It's a song, you green-blooded Vulcan!" - McCoy
"It's a sort of threat. I was never any good at them."
"It's a space lawn jockey!" -- Crow T. Robot
"It's a stat bar." Sheridan
"It's a summons." "What's a summons?" "It means summon's in trouble." - Rocky and Bullwinkle
"It's a sure thing. Can't lose. Trust me." - Gambler
"It's a swingin' world, baby!" -- Mike Nelson
"It's a tagline, Jim, but not as we know it." --Spock
"It's a targ-eat-targ world, and I'm eating milkbone underwear."
"It's a team of prawn!" -- Joel Robinson
"It's a terrible thing to waste one's mind." - Quayle
"It's a thing no Outworlder can understand." Spock
"It's a toon thing." - Babbs Bunny
"It's a trap. They've been waiting for us all along." Garak
"It's a tribble!" -- Crow T. Robot
"It's a trick, Garak." Odo
"It's a trick. Get an axe." - Ash
"It's a trip through a sewer in a glass-bottomed boat."
"It's a true Eden, Jim." Spock
"It's a unit of electric current", Tom said amply.
"It's a universal invariant!" "Not in this zip code."
"It's a universal invariant!" - Scully "Not in this zip code" - Mulder
"It's a universal invarient." "Not in this zip code."
"It's a velociraptor egg." -- Alan Grant
"It's a very dangerous tooth brush." -- Crow T. Robot
"It's a video of my death." * Rimmer
"It's a view out the window of an HO train..." -- Tom Servo
"It's a vision of a Mexican wrestler." -- Joel Robinson
"It's a wonder more here don't take a vacation from reality."-Freedman
"It's a wonder they both were not killed"-Police Officer
"It's abilities are limited." Tuvok
"It's about 90% strength and 40% technique." - Walker, Wrist-Wrest Champ
"It's about Seska." EMHP
"It's about being in the right place at the right time." - Richie
"It's about coincidence." -- Richie Ryan
"It's about your face... it's too lumpy..." -- Tom Servo
"It's absolutely seemless. Amazing." Sheridan
"It's adamantium tasting time boys!" - Wolverine
"It's after the apocalypse! Nobody's hiring!" -- Tom Servo
"It's against my programming to impersonate a deity." - C-3PO
"It's ahh... It's mmmm... It's... <*sniff*> It's green!" - Scotty
"It's alive... ALIVE!!"
"It's all Greek to me." - Alexander the Great
"It's all about Uncle Fester, isn't it?" - Wednesday Addams
"It's all about razzle-dazzle." - Criswell
"It's all fun and games 'til someone looses an eye"- James Hetfield
"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" -B. Cowie
"It's all ghostskabuki..." -- Grace Wyckoff
"It's all in the name of science." -- Dr. Forrester
"It's all in your head...but it's not psychological." -- Frank Burns
"It's all part of my Rock-n-Roll fantasy..."<Bad Company>
"It's all part of my diabolical plan!" -- Joel Robinson
"It's all part of this nutritious war." -- TV's Frank
"It's all right, children, just ignore the murderer." - Krabapple
"It's all right, it's just a horse in the bathroom." - Prof. Chronotis
"It's all right. The operation was a success." Doctor
"It's all right; we'll rest a little." Torres
"It's all so sudden! The rest of our LIVES?!" -Die Fledermaus
"It's all true...especially the lies."
"It's all wrong!" -- Crow T. Robot
"It's all...shut down?" T'Jon
"It's allllive! Allllive!" -- Ace Ventura
"It's almost Arthur C. Clarke, but not quite." -- Joel
"It's almost as if it's collecting specimens." - Ivanova
"It's almost as though the wormhole was opened up a crack." - Sisko
"It's alright, ma, everybody must get STONED!" --Paul Simon
"It's always better to talk things out than to punch them out."-Potter
"It's always darkest just before you step on the cat!"
"It's always funny until someone gets killed." -- Crow T. Robot
"It's always funny when people lose control" - Barry Melrose
"It's always seemed to me you've never been comfortable with it." -Odo
"It's always showtime, here at the edge of the stage."
"It's always zero hour with these goons around!" -- Crow T. Robot
"It's amazing that people can live like this." Gary Seven
"It's an ADDAMS!!!"
"It's an EXE Jim, but not an EXE file as we know it!"
"It's an actual parameter, not a formal parameter," was Tom's argument.
"It's an energy field created by all living things." - Obi Wan
"It's an entire race of mimes! The Earth must be warned!"
"It's an entire race of mimes! We gotta get back and warn Earth!"
"It's an entire race of mimes! The Earth must be warned!"
"It's an excellent proof, but it lacks warmth and feeling..."
"It's an iguana! Now shut up!" -- Crow T. Robot
"It's an iguana!" -- Crow T. Robot
"It's an origami spaceship!" -- Joel Robinson
"It's annual wash and wax day!" -- Crow T. Robot
"It's apparent I'm a father; as a father I'm not a parent" - Dad
"It's as easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950..."
"It's as thick as Torian IceStorm out there." - Lt.Paris
"It's as thick as a Torian ice storm out there." Paris
"It's astounding. Time is fleeting. Madness takes its toll." - Riff
"It's astounding. Time is fleeting." -- Riff Raff
"It's astounding. Time is fleeting. Madness takes control." - RHPS
"It's attached to me. It's alive!" (Jerry)
"It's awfully considerate of you to think of me here" -Floyd
"It's backwards for 'Barb Murphy', sir."
"It's backwards for 'London' sir." -- Kryten
"It's bad Benjamin." "What _are_ they?!" "Cenobites!"
"It's bad buddy." * Cat
"It's bad luck to be superstitious" -- Paul Phillips, Colorado Sky Sox catcher
"It's bad luck to be superstitious." -- Andrew W. Mathis
"It's bad luck to be superstitious." -- Andrew W. Mathis
"It's bad luck to kill someone before your wedding." -- Sam
"It's beautiful! I've never seen anything like it." Sheridan
"It's been a Klingon afternoon." - Odo
"It's been a hard day's night, and I been working like a dog..."
"It's been a long day, Captain." - Richard Franklin
"It's been a long time since I Rock and Rolled" -Led Zep
"It's been a long time since I've done any joyriding." - Blair
"It's been a long time since you've kissed me like that." Mareau-2
"It's been a pretty strange experience." Human Torres
"It's been so long, I forget who gets tied up." - J. Rivers
"It's been... fun. Oh, my." - Capt. James T. Kirk's last words
"It's begun. It's finally begun." Daras
"It's being filmed by the Gopher People..." -- Tom Servo
"It's best to find a new word for this", Tom determined.
"It's better than a Duck Tales episode!"--Pinky
"It's better than lying there counting people, right?"-Radar to lamb
"It's better than prison." - Ro Laren
"It's better than prison." -Ro on the Enterprise
"It's better to be dead than to be a fool." -- Stevenson
"It's better to burn out then to fade away!" -- The Kurgen
"It's better to steal things together", Tom corroborated.
"It's between my sole and my heel", said Tom archly.
"It's beyond believability" - Killer "But not impossibility" - Bruckman
"It's beyond me! Help me Mommy!" -- Brad Majors
"It's big, beautiful, and crazy-making." - John Sheridan (B5)
"It's bold enough to bulldog your taste buds!" -- Tom Servo
"It's bread, Jim." - Dr. McCoy, Stardate 23721.2, (The Dough Incident)
"It's broken." - Wakko
"It's called a 'cue,' Captain." Chakotay
"It's called apathy, man." -- Tom Servo
"It's called crime fighting, remember?" -American Maid
"It's called reality, check into it." - David Spade
"It's called... `Is There a God'?" - Wednesday Addams
"It's casual day on the Sattelite of Love..." -- Joel
"It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese." - Monty Python
"It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese..."
"It's clobbering time!" -- Lister
"It's cocktail hour here at the Air Force." -- Crow T. Robot
"It's cold outside, no kind of atmosphere!"
"It's cold outside. There's no kind of atmosphere" -Red Dwarf
"It's cold, Timothy", said Tom with his distinctive timbre.
"It's comin' apart, Lad! - Scotty"
"It's coming apart, lad!" Scott
"It's coming!" "It certainly is."
"It's covered in Nummy Muffin Kooky Butter hair!" -- Crow T. Robot
"It's currently 7000 degrees in San Francisco." -- Crow T. Robot
"It's curtains for you Scott, curtains!" "Oh, they're adorable."
"It's dad...he's dying. He got into a fight with mom." - Rupert
"It's dangerous and painful, but don't worry." -- Joel
"It's dead, whatever it was." - Bones
"It's definately phaser-resistant." Kirk on Horta
"It's deja vu all over again." --Yogi Berra
"It's dinnertime and we ain't got no stinkin' entrees..." -- Banzai
"It's dirt simple, my boy." - Two-Face
"It's divine to own a dick..." . "The Penis Song"
"It's dying time!" * Kryten's Replacement
"It's easier this way." - Q
"It's easy being Mr. Tough-Guy when you've got a fire-breathing cane."
"It's easy to be a saint in Paradise!" - Sisko
"It's easy to get them confused." - Quark
"It's eating human hearts, for Christ's sake!" -- Dick Durkin
"It's either Ensign Kim or Lieutenant Paris." Janeway
"It's either Santa Claus Conquers the Martians or Roadhouse."
"It's either my way -- or no way." Hardhead
"It's enough to make a person drink, wouldn't you say?" Lee Remick
"It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them." - Stan
"It's extremely irritating." Doctor
"It's fear of a short, red planet, that's what it is." -- Servo
"It's feeding time for my boy!"-Freddy Krueger
"It's finished. He's dead." McCoy on Kirk
"It's for <ahem> *peaceful* purposes." -- Mike Nelson
"It's for the birds," she clucked.
"It's forever, *now*"
"It's from the Doc!" -Marty McFly
"It's from the planet Dredlock." -- Tom Servo
"It's fun to beat Boffo the Clown savagely!" -- TV's Frank
"It's fun to work with lasers!", Tom beamed.
"It's fun until someone dies!"
"It's fun with the pun on Fidonet!"
"It's funny because *I* said it!" - Cosmo
"It's funny how all the guards disappeared so fast." Garibaldi
"It's funny, I feel like we've discussed this before!" - Beverly
"It's game over, man!" - Hicks
"It's game over, man!" - Hudson
"It's getting kind of scary for me..."
"It's getting too rough on my nerves." - Aahz
"It's going to be another fine day on planet earth." - Kamedake
"It's going to be close. Very, very close." Kirk
"It's going to change, quietly, discreetly, an inch at a time." Sheridan
"It's going to come after us, you know that." Guinan
"It's going to start hurting soon..." -- Dr. Forrester
"It's going to take a little time to explain, Number One"
"It's going to take a little time to explain..." - Picard
"It's going to take more than an infection to kill me." Klingon Torres
"It's gone now." Allen
"It's gone!... No, it's back at starboard!" - Worf
"It's gone. The Defiant just wanished." Chekov
"It's gonna be a bumpy ride! Ahahahahahaaaa!" - Stay Tuned
"It's gonna be a hot time in the cool town tonight." - Catwoman
"It's gonna get real hot about halfway down." -- Crow T. Robot
"It's good to be a Centauri again." Londo
"It's good to be a myth." -- Methos
"It's good to be home." MacLeod
"It's good to be king!"
"It's good to be the captain" - Sheriaden
"It's good to catch up with the current decade in technology."
"It's good to have friends. Keep the change." Londo
"It's good to have friends." Londo
"It's good to have money."--Quark
"It's good to see you again, Constable." Kira "Likewise, Major." Odo
"It's good to see you, too." H. Livingston, MD
"It's good to warm my bones beside the fire" -Floyd
"It's got nothing but this stupid star in the middle" - Ivanova.
"It's got nothing to do with past lives!" * Lister
"It's got to look like one of Chiun's perfect accidents."
"It's gotten to be very difficult to blow up the Keep." - J* the Wizard
"It's hard being the strong one." -- Dot Warner
"It's hard being the strong one...... HELLOOO, NURSE!!!" - Dot
"It's hard enough to walk, let alone crawl." Bashir
"It's hard to find a bruise on a nigger." - Mark Fuhrman.
"It's hard to organize a junta in vacationland..." -- Tom Servo
"It's hard to say no to Amanda..." -- Joe Dawson
"It's hard to talk man to man with a woman." - Jadzia Dax
"It's hard to work for someone who's a religious icon." - Kira
"It's hard to work in a group when you're omnipotent."
"It's high noon on my sundial!" - Butt-Head
"It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty."
"It's important." Spock "So's your father's life." McCoy
"It's impossible to hide a whole planet!" Scott
"It's impossible to keep tabs on blondes, so use VISA!"
"It's in process": So wrapped up in red tape that the situation is almost hopeless
"It's in your hands now, son. Send 'em all to hell." - Paladin
"It's insane!" - Hawkeye. "Exactly." BJ
"It's just Hyde. I should have whacked the son-of-a-bitch."
"It's just a doll." Ivanova
"It's just a figure of speech." - Kira
"It's just a flesh wound. How do you want your eggs?" -- Grace
"It's just a gut feeling. This is gonna hurt real bad." -- Joel
"It's just a harmless little bunny"
"It's just a jump to the left and then a step to the right."
"It's just a jump to the left." - Criminologist
"It's just a little blood"-Dan
"It's just a matter of instict, a matter of fatal flaws.": Rush
"It's just a minor concussion. You're going to be fine" - Beverly
"It's just a name; I'll bet you have one, too." Hercules
"It's just a scratch, really." Paris
"It's just a thought." "Keep it that way."
"It's just another sweaty day in Paradise." -- Don Schanke
"It's just been sitting here the whole time?" Sheridan
"It's just gold leaf," said Tom guiltily.
"It's just hovering out there, sir." Chekov
"It's just land sickness. It'll go away in a few days." -- Enola
"It's just life," they say.
"It's just like I imagined, only much shorter!" * Kryten
"It's just like a shillel...shilayl...uhhh...a blackjack."
"It's just like being there!" * Rimmer
"It's just one adventure after another." - Bashir
"It's just rare that anyone agrees with me. :)" - Dire Wolf
"It's just something I overheard while hemming trousers."
"It's just something the kids say to keep away the Boogyman"-Nancy
"It's just that life is a habit that's hard to break..." - Albert
"It's just the drill that hurts." - Yakko
"It's just too easy!" -- Tom Servo
"It's just...heh heh...I have...um...a fiancee! Her. Really." -Ranma
"It's just...unacceptable."--HoloDoc
"It's karioke night." -- Tom Servo
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." -- Walt Disney
"It's kind of like Swan Lake A-Go-Go." -- Joel Robinson
"It's kitchen sink time, Judge." Wambaugh
"It's leaking ion radiation." Lt. Riker
"It's life, Jim, but not as we know it..."
"It's life, Jim, but not as we know it..." - Spock
"It's like a beer commercial." -- Crow T. Robot
"It's like a dummy, Captain." Sulu
"It's like a jigsaw puzzle, all one color." -=- Kirk
"It's like a sauna in here!" - Kramer, sitting in a sauna
"It's like a subway for paranoids." -- Harry Wyckoff
"It's like a white discoloration." (George)
"It's like being hit in the head with a surfboard of flavor!"
"It's like being hit on the head with a surfboard full of fun!"
"It's like being on LSD...Lousy Space Drama."
"It's like deja vu all over again." - Yogi Berra
"It's like discovering Atlantis. Or Shangri-La." Kirk
"It's like going to Idaho, and eating carrots." (Jerry)
"It's like he's Nick Knight of the Living Dead." -- Don Schanke
"It's like he's speaking in an ancient tongue..." -- Crow T. Robot
"It's like my mind keeps wondering... I... can't..." -- Riker
"It's like nothing I've ever seen.. Looks like an X-File \SLMR\T
"It's like nothing makes any sense any more." -- Carol
"It's like old home week. Old friends..."- Freddy Krueger to Nancy
"It's like seeing through the eyes of Yul Brinner!" -- Tom Servo
"It's like shooting cats in a barrel."
"It's like spitting on a fish!"
"It's like talking to a Klingon!" - The Grand Nagus
"It's like talking to a Klingon."--Grand Nagus Zek
"It's like ten dates in one shot." (Kramer)
"It's like they're speaking in an ancient tongue!" -- Crow T.
"It's like those miserable Psalms--they're so depressing." --God
"It's like those miserable Psalms... they're so depressing!"
"It's like walking, except different!" -- Crow T. Robot
"It's like watching a Kung Fu movie." -- Richie Ryan
"It's like you two don't exist." Vin
"It's like...it's...it's like talking to a Klingon!" - The Nagus
"It's made with hooves, you know."
"It's magically obscure!" -- Tom Servo
"It's men like him that give the Y chromosome a bad name."
"It's men like you that give perversion a bad name." - Fox Mulder
"It's men you LIKE that give perversion a bad name." - Sy Franklin
"It's midnight. The tide's coming up." -- Harley Stone
"It's mighty bold! How bold is it?" -- Tom Servo
"It's miles long, with a maw that could swallow a dozen starships!"
"It's mind is much too powerful.. recommend we avoid contact" - Troi
"It's mind-sifter. Or a mind-ripper." Kor
"It's mine! The fish is mine!" -- The Cat
"It's more a sort of electronic sulking machine." -- Arthur Dent
"It's more comfortable than the futon." Mulder
"It's more like we'd like to have dental surgery!" -- Yakko
"It's more like we'd rather have dental surgery!" - Yakko
"It's more than just a fortress, it's a death trap." - Sheridan
"It's my considered opinion that they're nestin'."
"It's my destiny to be a smug, self-satisfied git?
"It's my father." Franklin "The general?" - Ivanova
"It's my maid's night off", said Tom helplessly.
"It's my turn to be the judge, [butt]wipe!" Butt-Head
"It's my way or the highway this Christmas at my bar!" -- Tom Servo
"It's neat." "NEAT?!? It's the eighth wonder of the planet!"
"It's neither here nor there." Well, folks, it's gotta be somewhere. I certainly don't have it. --George Carlin
"It's never a good day when it's a friend." - Dax
"It's never come up." T'Jon
"It's never too soon to start early." -- Sam Beckett
"It's never wise to criticize something you know nothing about."
"It's nice to be nice to the nice." -- Frank Burns
"It's nice to know you were once as common as I am." - Radar to Potter
"It's no use, Captain. We're dead in space." - Scotty
"It's no use, Jim, he's--oh that's just swell. Now you're dead, too!"
"It's noon and he's still fillibustering." -- Crow T. Robot
"It's not Doctors I have a problem with, it's YOU Julian!" -M. O'Brien
"It's not Earth, of course, but it's liveable." Cochrane
"It's not I who am CrazyIt's I who am MAAAADDD!!!!!!!"
"It's not IF you hard drive crashes but WHEN!"
"It's not a Bug, it's a hidden and seldom used feature."
"It's not a Chia pet! That's the meatloaf!"
"It's not a candy mint, it's a breath mint", Tom asserted.
"It's not a cloaking device as we know it." Tuvok
"It's not a drug!", T'Jon snorted.
"It's not a good day to be a bad guy, Skank." - The Crow
"It's not a joke, or a scheme!" Nog
"It's not a joke. Yakko spelled backwards is really okkaY." - Yakko
"It's not a lie, if you believe." --George, "Seinfeld"
"It's not a person, dammit! It's a Borg!" - Picard
"It's not a pretty sight when a Trill throws up."--Dax
"It's not about enjoyment! It's about power!" Kalas
"It's not about respect." - Franklin
"It's not alcoholism if you don't admit there's a problem."
"It's not all peeling grapes, being a handmaiden" PTerry, "Pyramids"
"It's not all peeling grapes, being a handmaiden." - Ptraci
"It's not any bloody flavor, mate, it's an albatross!"
"It's not as if LIVES hang in the balance, Right?" - Calvin
"It's not as if lives hang in the balance, right?" - - Calvin
"It's not bombing. It's air support." USAF Col David Opfer Vietnam war
"It's not candy, it's a breath mint", Tom asserted.
"It's not cheating until you get caught." - AJ Foyt.
"It's not cloister, it's Lister! Lister the stupid!" * Lister
"It's not creeping..." -- Mike Nelson
"It's not crunch time yet, Mr. Kim. I'll let you know when."
"It's not crunch time yet, Mr. Kim." - Capt. Janeway
"It's not dead, it's pining for the fjords!"
"It's not death if you refuse itit is if you accept it"
"It's not doctors I have a problem with. It's YOU, Julian."--O'Brien
"It's not doctors; It's *YOU*,Julian" -O'Brian
"It's not easy being a werewolf." [From a short story]
"It's not easy being cheesy! AYIAYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAI!!!" -Chester
"It's not easy having a good time." -- Frank N. Furter
"It's not enough that you kick my ass in public" -- DeSalvo
"It's not even the real Orient Express..." -- Mikey
"It's not fair! we're not gonna score!" - Beavis
"It's not fair. It's not our time." Mulder
"It's not fair. You don't need >them!<" Vina
"It's not fog hanging in the air, it's body odor." -- Crow T. Robot
"It's not forever, Margaret. There'll be other wars." -- Frank
"It's not funny in the least, but I like it!" -- Joel Robinson
"It's not funny; I'm just pointing it out." -- Tom Servo
"It's not her mind you're admiring..." "True."
"It's not important." Odo
"It's not just a computer -- it's your ass." -- Cal Keegan
"It's not just a job, it's an adventure." - Vinnie
"It's not just a trumpet...it's a bong!" - Crow
"It's not just a whim." Nog
"It's not like I'm tasting my own sweat in this suit." -- Servo
"It's not like you can just kill me." - Selina Kyle
"It's not like you're lost in a mall. You're lost in time!"
"It's not meant for assasination." Odo
"It's not much of a cheese shop, is it?"
"It's not much of a tagline, but I'm sorta attached to it..." -Eeyore
"It's not much to look at, but it's better than nothing." -- Sisko
"It's not my fault you're stupid."
"It's not my fault!" - Han Solo
"It's not my god-damn planet, understand, monkey-boy?"
"It's not my goddamned planet! You understand that, monkey boy?" <JB>
"It's not my job to seduce the leader of a world." -- Riker
"It's not nice to try and Trick the TRICKSTER."
"It's not only illegal, it's sacriligious." - Quark
"It's not open for debate -- this baby is coming!" -- Keiko
"It's not open for debate!" - Keiko
"It's not open for debate--this baby is coming!"--Keiko
"It's not personal, Sonny..It's strictly business."
"It's not polite to look directly at a man," Mary chastised.
"It's not really a tent dress. It's a tent." -- Tom Servo
"It's not recommended for human consumption!" -- Tom Servo
"It's not romance, but it's all I got time for." - Dodger
"It's not safe to say much around here anymore, is it?"
"It's not so much the apocalypse its the humidity" - Joel
"It's not some DEEP SPACE FRANCHISE; it MEANS something!"--Ivanova(B5)
"It's not that I *mind* being chained in the basement" - Calvin
"It's not that cruel.. maybe a bit sadistic.. but be nice." - Quickling
"It's not that cruel.. maybe a bit sadistic.."
"It's not that easy bein' green..."
"It's not that easy, dawson" -- Kalas
"It's not that good - by my standards anyway." - JHK
"It's not that simple!" Sisko
"It's not the first time." Neelix
"It's not the radar, it's the size of the amplitude!"
"It's not the real Grail?" -- Galahad
"It's not the rock that's pretty, it's the shiela wearing it." Quamus
"It's not the same when I'm not in the holodeck." -- Riker
"It's not the sun up in the sky. It's the Son of God." -- Uhura
"It's not the thing you fling, it's the fling itself."
"It's not the years; it's the mileage." -- Indiana Jones
"It's not their fault they're not Japanese" -Japanese saying
"It's not too late to make some new choices." Vir to Londo
"It's not very invisible." -- Joel Robinson
"It's not who's the fastest, it's who reaches the finish line." Nosecone
"It's nutty hiding music!" -- Tom Servo
"It's ok, it's ok, ok believe me..."
"It's okay. But it smells a bit." -Heart of Gold re: Magrathea.
"It's okay. It's okay." Kim
"It's on the other side." -- Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning
"It's one of his least appealing qualities" - Garak2
"It's one of the master's affairs." -- Riff Raff
"It's one of the stolen Bajoran orbs, Rom." Quark
"It's only a model!" "Shhh!"
"It's only a model!" -- Patsy "Shhh!" -- King Arthur
"It's only a model." "SHHH!"
"It's only a movie... It's only a movie..." -- Joel Robinson
"It's only a murderer. Nothing to worry about." -- Crow
"It's only an illusionary red dragon! I can tell!!"
"It's only hidden unless you look." -- Crow T. Robot
"It's only the wind. And the thunder." Kirok to Miramanee
"It's our Enterprise, but it isn't." Kirk
"It's our escaped lab mouse, says he wants a cigarette."
"It's our problem free philosophy- Hakuna Matata!"
"It's our wayit's the Klingon way!" * Kurn
"It's over my head." - Beavis "It's under my butt." - Butt-Head
"It's over, Rom! Over! You're a hero!" -- Odo
"It's over. It's definitely over." - Runt
"It's over. Definitely over." - Runt
"It's over. Go 'way!"
"It's parallel universe parking." -- Tom Servo
"It's part of life in Star Fleet" - Riker
"It's party time! P-A-R-T-Why? Because I GOTTA!" - S. Ipkiss
"It's past 11pm -- do you know where your CT is?"
"It's poetry, fool. you don't grammar flame poetry."
"It's possible that all of this is in your mind." --Crusher
"It's potato, not potatoe." - Bart's Board
"It's practically a desert." Janeway
"It's pretty slow, for a rocket..." -- Joel Robinson
"It's pretty, but is it art?" -- Kipling
"It's private!" * Rimmer "It's gone public." * Cat
"It's probably just your house being knocked down."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"It's probably safe to say it won't be pleasant." -- Garek
"It's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos." - Brad
"It's pronounced 'Throat-wobbler Mangrove'."
"It's quite a three-pipe problem." - Sherlock Holmes
"It's quite an undertaking you propose isn't it?" - Picard
"It's quite dead." Spock on doomsday machine
"It's rabbit food!" - Capt. John Sheriaden
"It's radio! I could be NAKED..." [Johnny Fever-WKRP]
"It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is... dead, Jim."
"It's raw, Jim." "Set phasers on roast."
"It's real. Virtual reality wouldn't be this wet..."
"It's really dark! It's really neat!" -- Crow T. Robot
"It's really for the best, Captain." Uhura
"It's really going to be one of those days, isn't it?" -- Rimmer
"It's really kind of neat( or so I've heard )"
"It's really not funny, you know..."
"It's really quite European in here..." -- Mike Nelson
"It's regretable that he died for nothing." Kirk on Decker
"It's round and therefore fun!" -- MST3K Catalog
"It's sad how some people can't handle a little variety." - Calvin
"It's sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things, like wild dogs"
"It's sad, really." -- Joel Robinson
"It's says this may cause flashbacks..." -- Joel Robinson
"It's serious," he explained, "...we're low on duct tape!"
"It's serious," the sysop explained," We're low on duct tape."
"It's showtime. Let's roll with it." -- Chance
"It's similar to a heart attack in a Human." McCoy
"It's simple, lad," mulled the dragon. "He who hesitates. . .is lunch!"
"It's simply that...your reputation proceeds you." EHMP
"It's simulated culture. Like Disney World." -- Joel Robinson
"It's snowing inside a mountain?" -- Tom Servo
"It's snowing on the Promenade!" - Odo
"It's so *useless*!" Khan
"It's so bold it's not recommended for human consumption!"
"It's so butch!" -- Crow T. Robot
"It's so easy to go somewhere, but so hard to leave."
"It's so much more attractive, inside of moral kiosk"
"It's so quiet around here, what do they need me for?" -- Klinger
"It's something you'll get used to." -- Frank N. Furter
"It's sort of an emotional vampire." -- Kryten
"It's sorta like steppin' on a plum!"
"It's spelled just like it sounds... then ask Frasier." - Sam Malone
"It's springtime for Hitler and Germany."
"It's starting! The batteries are always the first to go!" - Earl
"It's still hungry...and I've been stuffing worms into it all day!"
"It's still there - we just have to blow on it a bit." -- Muscle
"It's still there... in the ice." - FM "Leave it there." - DS (1x08)
"It's stucco. Have you been stuccoed? I know I have." -- G. Marx
"It's stunned." "STUNNED?!?!?" "Yeah, you stunned it just then."
"It's supposed to be enlightening." -- Duncan MacLeod
"It's supposed to be the *other* person screaming your name."
"It's supposed to hurt! It's science!" -- Dr. Forrester
"It's swell for tearing up fragile ecosystems! Watch!" -- Joel
"It's swell to own a stiffy..." . "The Penis Song"
"It's symbolic of his struggle against reality!"
"It's tail whipping time!" - Biker Mice From Mars
"It's temporarily accepted by the masses, so it's the truth!" - Earl
"It's that fast! Prepare to enter Lint Warp!!" - the What Alien leader
"It's that green blood of his, Jim." McCoy
"It's the 90's. Computer theft is a growth industry." -- MacLeod
"It's the American Cancer Society." "TELL THEM WE DON'T WANT ANY!"
"It's the Arc D'Full Retreat!" -- Tom Servo
"It's the Bazooka Joe guy!" -- Dr. Forrester
"It's the Big Ball Earth of Science!"--Bill Nye
"It's the Blue Parrot Cafe, and you're buying." -- Picard
"It's the Borg!" "Sir, the ship is round." "It's the Death Star!!"
"It's the Borg, sir. Their ship is a kitchen sink configuration"
"It's the Canadian Cancer Society." "Tell them we don't want any!"
"It's the Cancer Society." "TELL THEM WE DON'T WANT ANY!!"
"It's the Cat's Ass!"
"It's the Circus of the Devil!" -- Crow T. Robot
"It's the Dark Nurse of the Soul!" -- Tom Servo
"It's the Exer-Stick! $19.95!" -- Mike Nelson
"It's the GAF Murder Viewmaster!" -- Joel Robinson
"It's the Giant Slinky Wavy-Thing of Science!"--Bill Nye
"It's the Jack Ruby planet!" -- Crow T. Robot
"It's the King!" * Lister's Confidence
"It's the Klingon half of me." Torres
"It's the MGM Lion... No, it's the Lippert Lizard." -- Crow
"It's the Moderators job to read every message." - T. Ellis
"It's the Sunday Night Mystery Movie!"
"It's the UPC code for this movie." -- Crow T. Robot
"It's the Voyager. It's us." Paris
"It's the `Man in the Hat' exhibit."
"It's the adventures of Ultra-Geek!" -- Tom Servo
"It's the amazing collossal dud!" -- Crow T. Robot
"It's the best thing next to sex." - Dodger
"It's the big smiley car!" -- Mike Nelson
"It's the blind leading the bland." -- Crow T. Robot
"It's the boys! It's the boys! Yeaaaaaay!" - Charlene w/long tail
"It's the car, right? Chicks love the car." - Batman, BATMAN FOREVER
"It's the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution."
"It's the dawn of the Vegetarian Extremist." - Ronald-Ann
"It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine." -- REM
"It's the end of the world as we know it." - R.E.M.
"It's the four elephants of the apocalypse!" - Ned Flanders
"It's the look of impending, full-blown, bull-goose enlightenment."
"It's the man who invented the wedgie!" -- Tom Servo
"It's the moderator!" - Wakko "Our new special friend!" - Yakko
"It's the moon or bust, in God we trust!"
"It's the most advanced Slurpee machine ever built." -- Tom Servo
"It's the mother-lovin' rubber dinosaur!" -- Crow T. Robot
"It's the old man from Scene 24!"
"It's the only connection they feel" -Floyd
"It's the parrot man again!" -Breughal
"It's the perfect size, Yakko!" - Dot
"It's the principle of the thing!" Sheridan
"It's the quotient of two integers", said Tom rationally.
"It's the radiation poisoning." O'Brien
"It's the radiation." O'Brien to O'Brien
"It's the same dance with different hats." -- Joel Robinson
"It's the same thing", said Pooh
"It's the six-thirty news, and it's shocking me right out of my brain"
"It's the slacker navy..." -- Tom Servo
"It's the stealth pizza man." -- Crow T. Robot
"It's the story of a Shawshank that gets redeemed." Servo
"It's the story of my life, but with a lot of parts completely made up."
"It's the thing that looks like a battery charger!" -- Joel
"It's the truth, whether you choose to believe it or not." -- Sisko
"It's the worst virus of all, the feared Richard Simmons Virus!!!"
"It's there. And when they go to warp..." Ro
"It's time I acted my age." Scott
"It's time again for another Good Idea/Bad Idea"
"It's time for Animaniacs, and we're zany to the max!"
"It's time for a little turnabout!" - The Tick
"It's time for another Good Idea/Bad Idea" (Animaniacs)
"It's time for me to ascend." - The Penguin
"It's time for me to meditate." --Al Jardine
"It's time for the Brutal Gourmet..." -- Tom Servo
"It's time for the second funeral", Tom rehearsed.
"It's time for... THE BEAKMAN CHALLENGE!"
"It's time to boldly go -- while we still can!" - Death's Head II
"It's time to end your TreK amoung the stars."-Q
"It's time to finish this. I've got to try." -- Michael Moore
"It's time to learn today's lesson." - Yakko
"It's time to let you babies grow up to be cowboys..." - Weird Al
"It's time to play my wild card", Tom deduced.
"It's time to put an end to your trek amoung the stars." - Q
"It's time we had sex. Just pretend I'm Ed Meese." -- Letterman
"It's time we stopped reacting and started acting." - Hague
"It's time you learned that freedom is never a gift." - Kirk
"It's time, sir. We should go." Riker
"It's times like this you need a REAL man." - Mary (WTNE)
"It's today!" said Piglet. "My favorite day," said Pooh
"It's too close in here, may be a trap, let's move out." Kirk
"It's too high." La Forge
"It's too late. I've been influenced." --Young Mr. Grace
"It's too late. It's already started." Nemesis
"It's too much work! It's boring! It's slow!" - - Calvin
"It's too quiet!" - Dot
"It's totally bogus." - Wakko
"It's tough to find good help." - Zoe Baird
"It's tough when Barnaby Jones out-actions you." -- Tom Servo
"It's true, Hobbes, ignorance IS bliss." - Calvin
"It's twelve noon", Tom chimed in.
"It's two, two, two mints in one," Tom said certainly.
"It's typing everything I'm saying!" Roberta Lincoln
"It's up to 32%." Doctor
"It's usually just food poisoning," said Tom mainly.
"It's very ... ... different" - Troi
"It's very nice..." "It is?" WHAP! "Arrrrggggghhhhhh!"
"It's what the doctor ordered, Jim." McCoy
"It's what we've suspected all along." Sheridan
"It's what's up front that counts." - Twiggy
"It's where she keeps Meatloaf..." -- Mike Nelson
"It's wisdom before weapons, Gabrielle." Xena
"It's working." Kim
"It's worse than that, it's PHYSICS, Jim!"--McCoy
"It's worse than that. He's dead Jim!"
"It's worth about a dollar," said Tom buckishly.
"It's your LAST CLEAR CHANCE....for fantastic savings!"
"It's your turn now to stand where I stand" - Tori Amos
"It's yours if you don't need nor want it." -- Law of Supply
"It's, uh, just a bag of oregano." (It's, uh, not oregano.)
"It's. Parallelling us again." Chekov
"It's............ my............... SHIP.............!" -- Kirk
"It's...Festival. It's The Will Of Landru." Reger
"It's...space happy. It...thinks I'm its mother." Kirk
"It... gives me... special bat... powers." -- Tom Servo
"It...it's been strange." Schanke
"It?" "Stop saying the word!"
"Itadaki masu"...If it's worth doing, it's worth doing correctly.
"Italy's Tor Johnson..." -- Tom Servo
"Item two: you snore." Ivanova "No, I don't." Sheridan
"Itgives mespecial batpowers." -- Tom Servo
"Ithink it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir."
"Itit's been strange." -- Schanke
"Its Admiral Flinstone." "He's Fred, Jim."
"Its Admiral Hungry." "He's fed, Jim."
"Its Admiral Penicillin." "He's Med, Jim."
"Its Admiral Q." "He's ?, Jim"
"Its American Gothic on a rampage!" -- Joel Robinson
"Its Bobcat Goldthwait." "He's Zed, Jim."
"Its Captain Casio." "He's LED, Jim."
"Its Captain Goodrich." "He's Tread, Jim."
"Its Captain Joe." "He's sick of the thread, Jim."
"Its Captain Picard." "He's Bald Jim."
"Its Captain Tony." "He's Gr-r-reat, Jim."
"Its Chief Bill." "That's Ted, Jim."
"Its Chief Kinney." "He's Ked, Jim."
"Its Commander Book." "He's read, Jim."
"Its Commander Clampett." "He's Jed, Jim."
"Its Commander Grimm Reaper." "He's Dread, Jim."
"Its Commander Satan." "He's Red, Jim."
"Its Commander Toast." "He's bread Jim."
"Its Ensign Beatty." "He's Ned, Jim."
"Its Ensign Bigomy." "He's wed, Jim."
"Its Ensign Hemoplelia." "He's Bled, Jim."
"Its Ensign Hooker." "She's 'head', Jim."
"Its Ensign Horse." "He's Mr. Ed, Jim."
"Its Ensign Inkblot." "He's bled Jim."
"Its Ensign Ketchup." "He's red, Jim."
"Its Ensign Pencil." "He's lead, Jim."
"Its Ensign Rogers." "He's Fred, Jim."
"Its Ensign Tailor." "He's Thread, Jim."
"Its God's way of saying 'GET ON WITH THE MOVIE!'" - Tom Servo
"Its Hee Haw 1999!" -- Joel Robinson
"Its Lieutenant Beggar." "He's pled Jim."
"Its Lieutenant Body." "He's a head, Jim."
"Its Lieutenant Dracula." "He's Bled, Jim."
"Its Lieutenant Garcia. He's dead, Jim, and grateful."
"Its Lieutenant Rasmussen." "He's fled, Jim."
"Its Lieutenant Serta." "He's bed, Jim."
"Its Lieutenant Water." "He's Wet, Jim."
"Its Lieutenant Zombie." "He's UnDead, Jim."
"Its Lieutenants Zepplin." "Their Led, Jim."
"Its Lucy and Viv in the big house!" -- Joel Robinson
"Its Mr. Wordstar." "He's QED, Jim."
"Its PsyCorps, isn't it?" - Sheridan
"Its `pantheons'. And yes, I have several." -- Jack Butler
"Its a Hover-Bonneville!" -- Joel Robinson
"Its a M. Jackson Glove"-Mom "I'm in paradise, where's the other one?"
"Its a Mr. Death honey...he's here about an Expired Birth Certificate"
"Its a Raymond Chandler evening at the end of someone's day."
"Its a Smith & Wessen, and you've had your six. <thunk>" - 007 (Dr. No)
"Its a cow!", he uttered
"Its a crunchberry." -- Joel Robinson
"Its a felony to tease the order box, sir!" -- Mitch
"Its a good thing Andy didn't see this one." -- Sheriff Truman
"Its a living ship, concious" - Sheridan
"Its a nice story, and sometimes on the street that's all you got."
"Its a pocket-sized Machine That Goes Ping!" -- Joel Robinson
"Its a sin that somehow light is changing to shadow" -Pink Floyd
"Its a team of prawn!" -- Joel Robinson
"Its a vision of a Mexican wrestler." -- Joel Robinson
"Its a wonder you haven't offended every sentient race in the galaxy."
"Its all part of my diabolical plan!" -- Joel Robinson
"Its almost Arthur C. Clarke, but not quite." -- Joel
"Its an origami spaceship!" -- Joel Robinson
"Its been fun....oh, my." -- Capt. James Tiberius Kirk's last words
"Its called a PLANET!!!!!" -Tom Servo
"Its casual day on the Satellite of Love..." -- Joel
"Its close" only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades!
"Its dangerous and painful, but don't worry." -- Joel
"Its easier to kill when you strike from below." -- Shakespeare
"Its easy to fail, any fool can fail" - Terry Pratchett
"Its easy to fail, any fool can fail."
"Its ensign Pencil." "He's lead, Jim."
"Its ensign Single" "He's wed, Jim"
"Its ensign serta" "He's Bed, Jim"
"Its forever, *now*." - The Crow
"Its good to have friends, is it not?" - Londo
"Its happening again..." -- The Giant
"Its hard for me to buy clothes because I'm not my size." - S. Wright
"Its hip to be square." -- Hewey P. Lewis
"Its just a gut feeling. This is gonna hurt real bad." -- Joel
"Its kinda' cool in a dark, surreal sort of way!" -- Joel Robinson
"Its kinda' like Swan Lake A-Go-Go." -- Joel Robinson
"Its like a beer commercial." -- Crow T. Robot
"Its my party, and I'll lie if I want to." -- Newt Gingrich
"Its not easy banging your heart against some mad bugger's wall"
"Its not funny in the least, but I like it!" -- Joel Robinson
"Its not very invisible." -- Joel Robinson
"Its only a movie... It's only a movie..." -- Joel Robinson
"Its personal and its mine." - Ivanova
"Its pretty slow, for a rocket..." -- Joel Robinson
"Its really quite simple, Quark. You are not going to leave." Sisko
"Its retract the plank, not REMOVE it!" - Picard ST:G
"Its sad, really." -- Joel Robinson
"Its simulated culture. Like Disney World." -- Joel Robinson
"Its swell for tearing up fragile ecosystems! Watch!" -- Joel
"Its the GAF Murder Viewmaster!" -- Joel Robinson
"Its the best thing next to sex" - Dodger
"Its the car, right? Chicks love the car." - Batman
"Its the same dance with different hats." -- Joel Robinson
"Its the thing that looks like a battery charger!" -- Joel
"Its! Admiral! Flinstone!" "He's Fred, Jim."
"Ivanova is God." --Babylon 5 Mantra
"Ivanova is God." - Ivanova
"Ivanova is always right, Ivanova is god" - Susan Ivanova (B5).
"Ivanova is always right, Ivanova is God"-Susan Iv
"Ivanova is always right, Ivanova is god - Susan Ivanova."
"Ivanova is always right. Ivanova is God."--Bab5 Mantra
"Ivanova is always right. Ivanova is God."--Susan Ivanova
"Ivanova to Medlab: Priority One Alert." - Ivanova
"Ivanova will rip your lungs out." - Ivanova
"IwellI was wrongI was wrong." -- Al Calavicci
"Ix-nay on the ipsy-jay!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ix-nay on the oopid-stay." --Zazu
"Ix-nay on the upid-stay--" "Who you callin' upid-stay?" - Zazu/Banzai
"Ixnay on the upidstay." -- Zazu
"Izzat how you spell it? I've just been using "Schut"." - Anna Steven
"IDDQD": Real Men don't play in Doom's GodMode
"J.S.?" "Yeah, John Sheridan." "This is supposed to be *ME*?"
"JAFAR...JAFAR!...GET A GRIP...!!! <CHOKE!> Nice grip...!" - Iago
"JANE! STOP THIS CRAZY THING." * George Jetson
"JOE DON BAKER BAKED POTATOES!" -- TV's Frank
"JOEL ROBINSON IS DEAD!" -- Tom Servo
"JOIN the club? I FOUNDED the club..."
"JOKER BURGERS!!! Talk about a HAPPY MEAL!!!"-Joker
"JS?" Sheridan "John Sheridan." Ivanova
"Jabba! This is your last chance. Free us or die." - Luke
"Jace, that's my nurse Rainbow's house. Let's be discrete!" Ian
"Jack Butler is more likea force of nature." -- Brian Williams
"Jack Crawford sent a trainee to me?" -- Hannibal Lector
"Jack Lalaine is The Fugitive!" -- Mike Nelson
"Jack Mort died alone." - DT II
"Jack Palance fights back!" -- Tom Servo
"Jack hits the warp!" - Larry
"Jack relax, get busy with the facts " RUSH Roll the Bones
"Jack! Having you as a friend is like having a pet disease!"-MacGyver
"Jack! I starve! Feed me!" Van Helsing, Anthony Hopkins-style
"Jack, you have debauched my sloth!"--Stephen Maturin
"Jackson Roykirk, Captain James Kirk." Kirk
"Jacob Only you can help her now!"-Amanda Krueger
"Jacob RUN!"-Alice
"Jacob! That's not your father!"-Alice
"Jacques Strap! I'm looking for a Jacques Strap!" - Moe
"Jacuzzi of the Gods!" -- Tom Servo
"Jade: Over 1,000,000,000 Served..."
"Jadzia likes to be on the bottom." Dax
"Jafar Jafar he's our man, if he can't do it - GREAT!" - Genie
"Jamaican coffee, double-strong, double-sweet." -- Chief O'Brien
"James Brown is dead" - LA Style. "LA Style is dead" - James Brown
"James Earl Jones, ladies and gentlemen!" -- Tom Servo
"James Earl Ray is back there..." -- Mike Nelson
"James Hamilton was Jim Jim The Dog Faced Boy."--Scully
"James, take me around the world one more time." - Holly Goodhead
"Jandor opened the saddlebags and found them full..."
"Jane! Stop this crazy thing! Jane! Help! Jaaaaaaaaaane!"
"Janet Reno, look out!" -- Mike Nelson
"Janet!" "Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "*@FN@?*"
"Janet!" "Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "Bullwinkle!"
"Janet!" "Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "Ugh!"
"Janet!" "Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "Yo, Adrian!"
"Janet. Flower? " -The Tick
"Janet? Are you deezent... Janet?" -- Bert Schnickt
"Janeway to Bridge: anybody there?" Janeway
"Janeway to Torres: what's going on down there?" Janeway
"Janeway! Stop this crazy thing! Help! Janeeeewaaaaay!"--Lt. G. Jetson
"Janway to Kim. That's odd." Janeway
"Japanese kids kinda gamey." -- Crow "Yeah, stringy." -- Servo
"Jarheads." - Ivanova
"Jasmine, rose, honeysuckle, old hay . . . the smell of love." - DT I
"Jazz Music" By Tenna Saxe
"Je suis francais", Tom had the gall to claim.
"Je*o te Haso,za koga ti navijas,za mene il' za medjeda?"
"Jealousy is the weapon - you kill me."
"Jean Luc, Jim's dead",says Dr.Beverly Crusher
"Jean-Luc! I just love your new hairstyle!" -- Q
"Jean-Luc! What naughty thoughts!" -- Lwaxana Troi
"Jean-Luc! How about a BIG hug?" -- Q
"Jean-Luc, I am Beldar. I am also from France."
"Jean-Luc, I do not like being handcuffed." - Beverly
"Jean-Luc, I do not like being handcuffed." -- Crusher
"Jean-Luc, I don not LIKE being handcuffed" - Dr. Crusher
"Jean-Luc, I don't like being handcuffed." - Bev Crusher
"Jean-Luc, I just love your new hairstyle!" - Q
"Jean-Luc, I love it when you're boring." -Beverly
"Jean-Luc, there's something I've been meaning to tell you..."
"Jean-Luc, we need to talk." Dr. Crusher
"Jean-Luc....read me....underwear....mcnuggets" -Vash
"Jeez! Aren't there any roads in this town?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Jeez! He really sucked the air out of this room." -- Joel
"Jeez! This sketch is getting preachy!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Jeez! Tolkein couldn't follow this plot!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Jeez! Aren't there any roads in this town?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Jeez! He really sucked the air out of this room." -- Joel
"Jeez! This sketch is getting preachy!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Jeez! Tolkein couldn't follow this plot!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Jeez! Why do I always have to save your--AAAAAAAAUGH!" - Timon
"Jeez, lady! Scream in someone else's ear!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Jeez, she's cantilevered into that shirt!" -- Tom Servo
"Jeez, victims are *so* touchy!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Jeez, where'd ya dig *this* bozo up?" - Iago
"Jeez, you start havin' fun, they send in the lawyers!"t
"Jeez. They over-booked the credits." -- Tom Servo
"Jeff, yeah, yeah, we're getting you." - Sinclair
"Jelly!" - Mindy
"Jenna... are we no longer... a couple?" - Data
"Jenny and me was like peas and carrots again." Forrest Gump
"Jenny came back and stayed with me." Forrest Gump
"Jerry Reed in `Who's Life Is It, Anyway?'" -- Mike Nelson
"Jerry" "Jerry" "Jerry" "Jerry" - the crowd goes wild!
"Jerry, look how tense you are, you need to take a soak!" (Kramer)
"Jestering is grueling." -- Crow T. Robot
"Jesus Christ walks into a hotel" - The Crow
"Jesus Christ!" "This is no time for prayer!"
"Jesus Loves You. I Don't. Get Out Of My Way."
"Jesus he's not even real, but he's more of a human being than I am."
"Jesus is coming! Look busy!"
"Jesus is not my best friend. I have real friends." - A.X. Lias
"Jesus loves you; the rest of us think you are a rectal sphincter!"
"Jesus save me from your followers"
"Jesus save sinners...and redeems them for valuable prizes!"
"Jesus saves, He passes to Moses, Moses shoots...He scores!
"Jesus saves; Moses invests; I speculate."
"Jesus told me he hates you." -- Crow T. Robot
"Jesus was a crackpot." -- Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
"Jesus was a jew, but only on his mother's side." -- Archie Bunker
"Jesus was run down with a Thunderbird." -- Tom Servo
"Jesus wept." -- John 11:35
"Jesus wouldn't last long in HolySmoke." - Fredric Rice
"Jesus! Who's your dentist? Tiffany's?"
"Jesus! With all thy faults I love thee still." -- Butler
"Jesus!" "This is no time for prayer!"
"Jesus!" said Pooh, as the sky was rent and the dead arose
"Jesus, David...your timing is a bit scary." - Nathan Spring
"Jet Jaguar.....AMMMMMMAAAAAOOOUUUUGHHHH!!!"
"Jiggle the plot. Sometimes you have to kick it." -- Joel
"Jim Beam" me up, Scotchy! There's no more booze on this planet.
"Jim Henson's Edgar Winter Babies!" -- Joel Robinson
"Jim Henson's Exodus Babies!" -- Joel Robinson
"Jim Henson's Last Picture Show Babies!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Jim Henson's Misfit Babies!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Jim Henson's Witness babies!" -- Joel Robinson
"Jim! Break off your attack!" Wesley
"Jim!" "That's an order, Scott!" "Aye, sir."
"Jim, Blakes Dead"; "Bones, No he isn't, hes just stunned"
"Jim, Edith Keeler must die." Spock
"Jim, I believe you knew him." Spock
"Jim, I don't think anyone's in there." McCoy
"Jim, if you stand you could start to bleed again." McCoy
"Jim, this man is a Klingon" McCoy on Darvin
"Jim, we're not trying to gang up on you!" McCoy
"Jim, you don't ask the Almighty for his I.D.!" - McCoy
"Jim, you must become ONE with the Blue Wave."
"Jim, your life is in danger." Spock
"Jim. Your name is...Jim." -Spock in ST3:TSFS
"Jim. 4000 people were *butchered*!!" Dr. Thomas Leighton
"Jim.......Your name is...Jim." -- Spock
"Jimmy Carter in Rat Patrol!" -- Joel Robinson
"Jimmy Carter is Rommel!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Jimmy Carter's going to hell for giving away the Panama Canal."
"Jimmy Carter. I've always liked the man." -- Crow T. Robot
"Jimmy Chinese Buffett." -- Joel Robinson
"Jimmy Doorlocks!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Jimmy's goin' into shock!" Jimmy
"Jimmy's going to get you, Kramer!" Jimmy
"Jingle bells. Jingle bells." - The Hunchback of Notre Dame
"Jingo Reinhart tunes up his guitar." -- Tom Servo
"Joe, you have terminal apathy." "Guess what, Bob? I don't care!"
"Joel ? What kind of a name is Joel ?"
"Joel Robinson a Wisconsin farmer? E...I...E...I DON'T THINK SO!"
"Joel Robinson killed us! Joel Robinson killed us!"
"Joel Robinson: Dead at 31."
"Joel and the bots are making fun of my hair! MY HAIR!!!!"
"Joel is a very good example of a naked ape..." -- Tom Servo
"Joel is floating naked in space!" -- Tom Servo
"Joel is gone, there's a void... or a noid." -- Tom Servo
"Joel just transferred his home movies to videotape!" -- Crow
"Joel! I'm tripping!" -- Tom Servo
"Joel! Do humans really act this way?" "I'm deeply ashamed"
"Joel! I'm tripping!" -- Tom Servo
"Joel's engaging in another of his Real-Life Simulations!"
"Joel's really gone off the deep end this time!" -- Tom Servo
"Joel, I'm scared..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Joel, do human beings really act like this?" -- Tom Servo
"Joel, don't vapor lock on us!" -- Tom Servo
"Joel, grades are important! It's the SAT's that matter!"
"Joel, is there any point to this?" -- Gypsy
"Joel, may I remind you to bite me!?!" -- Tom Servo
"Joel, that's a trash-can lid..." -- Tom Servo
"Joel, the kids in the hole are calling..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Joel, this is getting wierd... do something!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Joel, this is gonna turn into a snuff movie." - Crow, watching MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE
"Joel, we *are* heavy machinery!" -- Tom Servo
"Joel, will you carry me everywhere from now on?" -- Tom Servo
"Joel, you magnificent b*stard...I READ YOUR MENU!"
"Joel, you magnificent bastard! I read your menu!" -- Tom Servo
"Joel, you magnificent bastard...I READ YOUR MENU!"
"Joey the Lemur!"
"Jog my memory? I didn't realize it was overweight!"
"Jogging" - By By Ron Around
"John Birch Society nutdumb and dangerous." -- Sinatra on Reagan
"John Caradine!" -- Mike "Was he *always* 100 years old?" -- Crow
"John Goodman on Hume Cronyn's back could outrun this." -- Nelson
"John Hancock these, and Hail Mary." <General>
"John Tesh on the keyboards." -- Joel Robinson
"John, there's a lovely kill-floor in here..." -- Mike Nelson
"John, what does `Formatting Non-Removable Media' mean?"
"Johnny, don't go! It's too dangerous!" "I don't care!"
"Johnny, show her who she shot!" -- Tom Servo
"Join me for another one of my terminal workouts next week!" - D.H. II
"Join me, Riker. A good game needs rules and planning." Q
"Join me, and we can rule the galaxy as father and son." - Vader
"Join me, two dogs, and a vicar.."
"Join me...one little jigger of dreams, huh?" Ray Milland
"Join the Mystic Order of Arachnid Vigilance today!" (Tick)
"Join us in the Quest for the Holy Orb." "We've already got one!"
"Join us. Please." Spock to Kirk
"Join you where?" Janeway
"Jonah. Whale?" Neelix
"Joshua... what are you doing?" -- Dr. Falken
"Jou never get into heaven." "Why not?" "Dey got a dress code!"
"Joy to the world, narf narf narf narf!" - Pinky
"Joy to you, friends." Tamar "Joy to you." Kirk
"Joy!" -- Stimpy
"Joy!" -Hannah More (1745-1833), English poet, last word
"Joy, you're going home on the kindergarten bus today!" - Mrs. Jewls
"Joyeux Noel et Bonne Annee." - French Christmas
"Joyous joys and jubilation!"--Tom Chorlton
"Judge not, lest ye be judged." -- Matthew 7:1
"Judge, and be prepared to be judged."
"Judgement, not headlong courage, is the true arbiter of war."
"Judging Fast Food" - By Warren Berger
"Judgment Day" -- Van Halen
"Judian People's Front? We're the People's Front Of Judia!"
"Julia doesn't deserve to come back. It's not fair." -- Kirstie
"Julian, I'm quite sure there has never been a Charles Dax." - Jadzia
"Julian, get this thing OUTTA me!" -Dax after watching Aliens
"Julian, go take a high-pitched sonic shower." -- Dax
"Jump *toward* the propellor, right?" -- Tom Servo
"Jump down off'n that horse and grab a slug of swamp water, stranger."
"Jumpgate activated, here they come."
"Jumpin' G. Horse-Phat!!" Bullwinkle Moose
"Jungle Fever" - By Amos Quito
"Junior High School girls in _skimpy costumes_? Oh, God..."--Danny
"Junior, quit playing with your floppy!"
"Jupiter: America's dairyland!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Just 'cause ah'm cute don't mean ah ain't tough." -- Rogue
"Just Admit It And We'll Go Away" - Dinosaur TV Show
"Just Another Day" -- Dio
"Just Do Do." --Nike bumper sticker (found in Oregon)
"Just GIMME THE PRIZE!!!!!!!!!" Kurgan "Highlander"
"Just Got Lucky" -- Dokken
"Just Say No" - By Will Power
"Just Say No." - Nancy Reagan "No." - Ronald Reagan
"Just a dab of Spacom will do the trick"
"Just a damn minute Admiral"
"Just a few thoughts from this bent being" - Quickling
"Just a flesh wound." -- Black Knight
"Just a little off the top!" - Anne Boleyn
"Just a little off the top!" A. BOLEYN
"Just a little off the top, I presume?" - Fred the Mutant
"Just a little pin prick, there'll be no more AAAAAAAAH!" - Pink Floyd
"Just a little pin prick..."
"Just a little thing I do." - Dot Warner
"Just a little thing I do." -- Dot
"Just a moment, dear. Mama's chopping some wood."--Lwaxana Troi
"Just a near fatal attraction, maybe a psychotic reaction..."
"Just a piece of friendly advice..." -- Jack Butler
"Just a routine medical checkup, ship's regulations." Picard
"Just a scratch." "Your leg's off!" "I've had worse." "Ooo, you LIAR!"
"Just a sec, Brain, I think I'm finally getting somewhere!" - Pinky
"Just a simple wonder when you're walkin' in the light" - Amy Grant
"Just a slight stiffness coming on. Must be the altitude." - 007
"Just a slip of the tongue. Nothing important."--Odo
"Just a thought." Quark
"Just a tweak of the nipple sends him on his way!
"Just a world that we all must share" -Floyd
"Just about to step across that line..."
"Just above my left eyebrow." Neelix
"Just after he was drained of life by the succubus..." -- Crow
"Just an old war wound..." -- Duncan MacLeod
"Just another manic Monday"
"Just another member of the crew--with an IQ of 2005."--Q
"Just another peacefull breakfast, huh?" - Azaka
"Just another sad old man, all alone and dying of cancer" -Floyd
"Just as long as the X is with an XX and not an XY...:)"
"Just be careful." Sisko
"Just be spontaneous, Data!" - Crusher ST:G
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." - Homer
"Just because I'm a dope doesn't mean you have to be." Susan Strasberg
"Just because your paranoid, Dont mean there not after you"
"Just being a SysOp qualifies you for the Butterfly Nets."
"Just believe everything I tell you and it will all be very simple."
"Just between Us " Entre Nous
"Just between Us ..." -RUSH Entre Nous
"Just between us majors, Major..." -- Maj. Frank Burns
"Just between you and me." - Connie Chung
"Just browsing, thanks." <chomp, chomp>
"Just call me crazy." "Hey, Crazy!"
"Just can't ignore a generation..."
"Just change the gravitational constant of the Universe!" - Q
"Just checking to see if I was standing on plastic."Adolf
"Just cleaning out my spit valve." -- Mike Nelson
"Just dial 1-800-COLLECTive" - The Borg
"Just doing some foreshadowing, if ya don't mind." -- Crow T. Robot
"Just don't be late for your shift." - Riker to Data
"Just don't beam me inside a bulkhead!" Kirk
"Just don't give away the Homeworld." - Babylon 5
"Just don't give away the homeworld..." -- G'Kar
"Just don't mess with my crystal!" -- Bowler
"Just don't slam the curtains." -- Crow T. Robot
"Just don't spread it around much"
"Just dont ask me to take a jacoosie with that guy again"-Yvonne
"Just dont make a habbit of it"-Alice's Father
"Just dream, Data. Dream." Soong
"Just drop the gun and nobody gets wet..." -- Tom Servo
"Just enough time for me to say `toodlie pipsky!' --Rimmer
"Just feeding the birds." --Morpheus
"Just find this beast before he takes another bite." -- Rosenfeld
"Just follow the trail of heads..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Just for the hell of it, lets go under the bridge..." -- Crow
"Just forgive everybody and don't talk too much." -- Al Calavicci
"Just get it done." -- Jelico
"Just get violent, babe. Just get violent."
"Just give me Kochanski!" * Lister
"Just give me a chance." Nog
"Just give me the original history, please!" -- Sam Beckett
"Just go back to Ten-Forward." - Amanda Rogers to Riker
"Just got outta bed and now I have to wrestle..." -- Tom Servo
"Just gotta step in here to drain the ol' Super Dragon. . ."
"Just happened to be in the neighborhood...?" "This IS my neighborhood."
"Just having a little fun." -- Brisco
"Just how bad are these riots going to be, Commander?" -- Bashir
"Just how much justice can you afford?" (Babylon 5)
"Just humor him." -- Crow T. Robot
"Just imagine the floor is Queeg's Face!" -- Rimmer
"Just in case they're >not< bluffing." Sheridan
"Just keep brushing and saying the name of our Lord..." -- Nelson
"Just keep it outta my room..." -- Tom Servo
"Just keep my martini cool." - 007
"Just kidding about that God part. No offence." - Ivanova
"Just kidding about that God part." - Susan Ivanova
"Just leave this long-haired country boy alone"
"Just lighten up and let go and break the damned rules!" -- Amanda
"Just like Jonah and the whale, we're going in." - Janeway
"Just like that?" Garak "Just like that." Tain
"Just like the other one." "Stabbed. Over and over again."
"Just like those miserable Psalms - they're so depressing!"
"Just lose, cry baby !" - Al Davis
"Just make a pass at your commanding officer." "Done and done!"
"Just make sure we arrive before McCoy got there." Kirk
"Just making sure where we stand." - G'Kar
"Just need something organic." * Holly
"Just once I want to make it through a crisis with a minimum of grief"
"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets" -- The Brigader, "Dr. Who"
"Just one little kiss - I've had all my shots!" -- Yakko
"Just one little kiss? I promise I've had al
"Just one little kiss? I promise I've had all my shots!" - Yakko
"Just one minute, Commander." Neelix
"Just one of the boys with an IQ of 2005" - Q
"Just one word. He said, `yes'." -- Lennier
"Just one year of love... Is better than a lifetime alone." - Queen
"Just open the door you stupid lug" - C3P0
"Just pack the groceries, pop." -- Mike Nelson
"Just practice saying 'Oh, Bubba - it's never been like this before'."
"Just program it [Arthur's brain] to say 'where's the tea?'" -Zaphod
"Just put on a happy face!" - Hannibal Lecter
"Just put the knife down." Sisko
"Just put your mind to it. I'm sure you can think of something."
"Just put your money in the sack and shut up!" - Clintonomics
"Just read the manual" he said.
"Just recombining some DNA..." -- TV's Frank
"Just remember one thing: Amanda's all mine." Kenny
"Just remember to turn me off when you leave." The Doctor
"Just remember, *Captain* Riker's never lost." -- Riker
"Just remember, Mike. If push came to shove, I could take ya!"
"Just remember, you've got an ace in the hole: me!" -- Al
"Just remember.. Captain Riker has never lost!" - Riker
"Just repeat to yourself `Its just a show'"
"Just say NO to Amendment II!"
"Just say anything.." "Um, I killed a bunch of people once.."
"Just shut up and try to look like a victim, will you?"
"Just sit him here on this body bag." -- Crow T. Robot
"Just sit right back and hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip..."
"Just sit right down there and have a little nap." Gary Seven
"Just six words: 'I'm not gay, but I'll learn.'" -- Homer
"Just some syringes and Coney Island whitefish." -- Crow T. Robot
"Just south of Snake Bite Key... if you hit Cuba, you've gone too far."
"Just stay out of the way." Doctor
"Just stay there and hallucinate..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Just steel tips and feathers." -- Quark
"Just store me down there till we get back." -- Poltergeist
"Just take a little time and you'll see that baby, it's me."
"Just tell me there's some chocolate here." - Troi.
"Just the basic facts... can you show me where it hurts?" -Pink Floyd
"Just the facts, Ma'am." -Joe Friday/Dragnet
"Just the usual `cocoa butter and fluffy things' ritual." -Ben Sansing
"Just the wind, the sea and the stars to guide you." Picard
"Just think about the average. What use have they for you?": Rush
"Just think of her as a pinata!" -- Joel Robinson
"Just think of it as a leather bird." - C. S. Friedman
"Just this once, will you do it my way?!" - Walter Ekland
"Just throw it high to Alvin!" - Brill Garrett
"Just try it, Tannen!" -Doc Brown
"Just try it, shorty!" - Tasha Yar
"Just try it, shorty!" -- Yar
"Just try to keep both arms the same length, doc" - Garibaldi
"Just trying to help." Hercules
"Just turn off the program before you leave." -HoloDoc
"Just two girls... talking..." -- Terri
"Just wait there. She's *perfectly* trustworthy..." -- Crow
"Just wait until I lift my power visor!" - Cyclops
"Just watch jet-jockey in action!" -Major Fokker
"Just watch the show. I got that sciatic nerve." -- Dr. Forrester
"Just what *have* you been doing at the Palace? ;)"
"Just what God needs... one more victim." -- Tori Amos
"Just what exactly are you implying?" - Brad Majors
"Just what it looks like: death by natural causes." McCoy
"Just what the station needs. Another Klingon."--Quark
"Just what the war needed. Extra innings." -- Hawkeye
"Just what we needed! A Q-ish Princess!" -Riker re:Amanda
"Just when @FN@ thought it was safe, the SARCASM ALERT went off:"
"Just when I think you're the shallowest man I ever met..." (E)
"Just when your ship comes in, it's the Kobyashi Maru."
"Just where would Soong position such a device?"
"Just who do you think you are, Pierce?" -- Henry Blake
"Just write `Landing Information', Pueblo, Colorado." -- Tom Servo
"Just you wait, Ranma!" - Ranma 1/2, TV series
"Just...keep talking to me." Kira
"Just..wondering how many volts in that exposed circuit..."--Odo
"Justice calls!" - Sheriff Buck
"Justice is as Justice does"
"Justice is incidental to law and order." - J.Edgar Hoover
"Justice is much swifter now that they've abolished all lawyers!
"Justice is not law." -Mercykiller Proverb
"Justice is truth in action." -- Disraeli
"Justice is what a lawyer gets when a judge agrees with him."
"Justice isn't blind... she's cross-eyed!" - Yakko Warner
"Justice isn't cross-eyed after all... she's in love!!" - Yakko
"Justice, as the humans used to say, is blind." - Odo
"Justice? In the Army? You're crazy."-"You might say that."-Klinger
"K stands for Karl, Karl is the man who invented lightning"
"K-A-T spells CAT!" -Kelly Bundy
"K-CHING!" - Aahz
"KATO" was O.J. Simpson's hit man.
"KATO". did it! -simpson
"KEEN!" -The Tick
"KEEP AWAY FROM THE FERNS!!!" "Too late. <burp>"
"KEER-RIPES, MAN! Let's get out of here!"- Ren's Eyes
"KEI-I-I-I!! It's YOUR turn to do the paperwork!!"
"KIDS! Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your home."
"KILLERS! ASSASINS! YOU WON'T GET ME!" McCoy
"KNOCK KNOCK" "WHO IS THERE" "BO" "BO WHO" "STOP CRYING HA HA HA HA"
"KNOCKING YOUR FUNNY BONE" by Lord Howard Hertz
"KRYTEN! Unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit!" -Rimmer
"KTLA over and out. Keep watching the skies!" -- Joel Robinson
"KTLA signing off! Keep watching the skies!"
"KY JELLY?!? And I suppose that was a BB gun at our wedding."
"Kaboom, kaboom! Yadada yadada yadada da!" -- Tom Servo
"Kad ce nad ovim gradom sunce zasijati kako valja?"
"Kafka, Kafka, Kafka. It's always Kafka with you."--Iain Twolan
"Kali" - Blessed Mother Time.
"Kalvin?" "Hey, don't laugh. It's the latest thing in Djins."
"Kamin, can you answer me?" Eline
"Kamin, please come back inside." Eline
"Kamin, please don't get up." Eline
"Kangaroo Illnesses" - By Marcus Wallaby, M.D
"Kansas, she says, is the name of the star..."
"Karaoke? Sounds like a dessert." - Wakko "Or a disease." - Dot
"Kastigir is gonenow only you and I remain" -- The Kurgan
"Kate! It's, uh, short for Bob!"--Black Adder
"Kato", glad I wasn't with Nicole simpson that day!
"Kato, what is going on in that little yellow brain of yours?"
"Kawaikune!" (Uncute)
"Kazon." Janeway
"Keel, stand ready." Maab
"Keep 'em That Way" - By Private Parts
"Keep Out!" - By Barb Dwyer
"Keep an eye on that orbit", Tom said watchfully.
"Keep an eye on the clock," Tom said watchfully.
"Keep gettin' stuck here all the time..."
"Keep her together until I get back." - Kirk "I always do." - Scott
"Keep in mind not all lynch mobs are this friendly." - Homer
"Keep in mind transmogrification is new technology." - Calvin
"Keep it Clean!" - By Armand Hammer
"Keep it moving, keep it orderly!" - Ivanova
"Keep it together, Mr. Paris." Janeway
"Keep me together another 7 minutes, that's all I need." Kirk
"Keep off the grass." - Timothy Leary
"Keep on rockin' in the free world" -- Neil Young
"Keep on thinkin'. Someday you'll get good at it." - Sonny Crockett
"Keep on trucking." - Jimmy Hoffa
"Keep people as pets, train dogs, race rats...." -Pink Floyd
"Keep practising, punk." - Stoker
"Keep shooting; eventually you're bound to hit something." Misfire
"Keep talking, Frank. I could use the sleep." -- Trapper
"Keep the ball. I have a whole bucketful." - Gomez Addams
"Keep the change?" Jack London "Exactly." Data
"Keep the faith honey! ...He's dead." -- Crow T. Robot
"Keep trying. We need to find out more about @Variable taglines."
"Keep trying. We need to find out more about Anti-Conserv
"Keep trying. We need to find out more about ST tags."
"Keep watching the skies and watch what you eat..." -- Tom Servo
"Keep your bullshit detector in good workin' order." - Forrest Gump
"Keep your comm channel open at all times." Chakotay
"Keep your dirty feelings deep inside" -Floyd
"Keep your enlisted giggles to yourself!" -- Frank to Radar
"Keep your eyes open and your mouth shut." - Oliver North
"Keep your face to the sunshine and all shadows fall behind"
"Keep your face to the sunshine and you can not see the shadows."
"Keep your friends closebut keep your enemies closer." Deep Throat
"Keep your hands off me!" Paris to Chakotay
"Keep your hands outta me!" -- Al Calavicci
"Keep your pencil sharp!""
"Keep your robot pals where they belong!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Keep your slimy paws of 'a me, Gambit!" (Not!)
"Keep your stick on the ice."--Red Green
"Keeping the British end up, sir." - 007 (T.S.W.L.M.)
"Kei and Yuri, Dirty Angels with a Lovely Pair."
"Kellemes kara'csonyi u"nnepeket e's boldog u'j e'vet." -Hungarian Xmas
"Kemal Ataturk had an entire menagerie, all called Abdul."
"Kenny, he's a turtle! Get a mitt! Catch a clue!" -- Crow
"Kensie Graeme had style, the first one in the Cycle..."
"Keptin! A Klinkon sheep! An enema wessel!" -- Chekov
"Keptin! It's an inwisible moderator decloaking!"
"Keptin! A Romulan sheep!" "A sheep? What?" "No! No! A SHEEP!!"
"Keptin, a Romulan wessel ahead!" "A _wessel_, Mr.Chekov?"
"Keptin, vee haff found the nucleer wessels!" -- Chekov
"Ker" - Mother of Letters, Carnivals and Charms.
"Kerosene and a match gets rid of the ear mites." -- Crow
"Kes grew them herself in the hydroponic garden." Neelix
"Kes! Now look what she's gotten us into!" Neelix
"Kes, I could be in here a very long time." Neelix
"Kes. I know it sound pretty grim." Paris
"Kes. I'm glad I could help you today." The Doctor
"Kes. This IS a surprise." Janeway
"Kevin Karmann could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel."
"Keyboard Error: Think `F1' To Continue".
"Keyboard? How quaint!" - Scotty
"Khan is my name." "Khan? Nothing else?" "Khan!"
"Khan, I'm laughing at the *superior intellect*!" -- Kirk
"Khan, this isn't the worm normally in the tequila"-Checkov
"Khruschev?" -- Tom Servo
"Kibbles and Bots!" -- Joel Robinson
"Kick him in the nads!" -Beavis
"Kick it down, Mamma jamma!"
"Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town" -Pink Floyd
"Kid, would I lie to you?" - Aahz
"Kid, would you be happier if I tore your throat out?" - Aahz
"Kid, you and I have got to talk...NOW!" - Aahz
"Kidnapped" - by Caesar Quick
"Kids - Always a dissapointment!"-Freddy Krueger
"Kids come running for the great taste of Gamera!" -- Tom Servo
"Kids come running for the rich taste of Gamera!"
"Kids got a lot of heart. Two of 'em in fact."
"Kids love the rich taste of titanium." -- Joel Robinson
"Kids today have seen *everything*!" -- Joel Robinson
"Kids today, eh?" - Mulder to Scully about modern music (Deep Throat)
"Kids today, huh?" - Fox Mulder
"Kids want total control. Hey, yo, leggo my eggo." - Q Unique
"Kids! No weapons on the water bed!" -- Tom Servo
"Kill Burns? Don't be absurd...There'd be an inquiry." -- Col. Potter
"Kill de wabbit! Kill de wabbit! Kill de wabbit!" - Elmer Fudd
"Kill de wabbit!!! Kill de wabbit!!!" --Elmer Fudd
"Kill him a *lot*!"
"Kill him. Better yet, I'll kill him. You push the button
"Kill it now!" -- Worf
"Kill it! Kill it! KILL IT! ...wow... you killed it."
"Kill it, Captain! Quickly!" Spock
"Kill me" - Londo
"Kill me, Kill me! Can I just remind you to kill me!" Tom Servo
"Kill me, and you blow everyone's cover! Everyone." -- Kalas
"Kill me. Ki-i-ill me-e-e..." -- Tom Servo
"Kill not Man for food unless we might perish."
"Kill one, frighten ten thousand."
"Kill the bird, destroy the man." - Avery
"Kill the cook! Kill the cook!..." -- everyone at the 4077th
"Kill the good! Kill the good!" - Dragnet
"Kill the quarterback..." It's just an expression.
"Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit!"
"Kill the writers and directors!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Kill them all! God will know his own!" -- Arnold
"Kill this child, she's an abomination" Rev. Mother Gais Mohiam DUNE
"Kill your television." -- Ned's Atomic Dustbin
"Kill, Akuta? We do not understand." Makora
"Kill, kill, kill, kill you all!" Hengist
"Killed anybody today, Curly?" "Day ain't over yet."
"Killed by a tether ball!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Killed his wife 'cause she weighs a ton! Psycho Dad.." - Al
"Killed his wife 'cause she weighs a ton!" -- Al Bundy
"Killer Instinct" - the best game I've seen
"Killer whale spit take!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Killimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb."
"Killing your clone is still murder."--Odo
"Killing your own clone is still murder!" - Odo
"Kilrathi believe always that war is psychological." - Hobbes
"Kim's mother called me just after he left Earth." Janeway
"Kind of a girly thing to say, Joe." - Crow
"Kind of a hastily assembled ruin..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Kind of a malpractice circus..." -- Tom Servo
"Kind of like MANOS without the lucid plot..." -- TV's Frank
"Kinda' grabs ya' by the po po, don't it?" -- Joel Robinson
"Kindly present it to that monument in there." - 007 (O.H.M.S.S.)
"Kindly refrain from using your imagination!" - Odo
"Kindly remove your hat, lady." -- Rizzo to Klinger
"Kindness is my true religion." <The 14th Dalai Lama of Tibet>
"Kindred understand Christianity; they were at its founding..."
"King Death hath asses' ears." -- Beddoes
"King Kong" - By Hugh Jape
"King Richard, dead?" -Mother "Yeserrr, God knows how..." -Edmund
"King Vidor has a big lesson to learn." -- DeMill
"Kira! I heard phaser fire!" Odo
"Kira, how many people did you kill?" - Dax
"Kirk to ENTERPRISE: did you get that FAX I sent you?"
"Kirk to Enterprise -- beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack."
"Kirk to Enterprise" "Hello, this is the Enterprise answe
"Kirk to Enterprise" "Hello, this is the Enterprise answering machine"
"Kirk to Enterprise, Kirk to Enterprise! Sh*t! Engaged!"
"Kirk to Enterprise. Beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack."
"Kirk! Don't do this to me! It's unhuman!" Mudd
"Kirk! The Cabinet itself?" Moreau-2
"Kirk. It's Jim Kirk." Decker
"Kiss and make up!" - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
"Kiss her where it smells! Take her to Jersey!" - G. Carlin
"Kiss me by the matte painting." -- Joel Robinson
"Kiss me, Shirley Feeney", CMD #1903 --- Laverne and Shirley (MSNTBC/2003)
"Kiss me, and I'll break your arm." - Garibaldi
"Kiss me, and I'll break your arm." - Garibaldi
"Kiss my Wookiee!" - Han Solo
"Kiss my big white Sinbad butt! I won!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Kiss my cotton-tail!" -- Mr. Floppy
"Kiss my dysfunctional butt, mother!" -- Tom Servo
"Kiss my uh..." -- Mike Nelson
"Kiss my white Scottish arse..." -- Tom Servo
"Kiss you so hard, I'll take your breath away" - Sarah McLachlan
"Kissing girls is a goodness. It beats hell out of card games."
"Kitty power!" - Reeny
"Klaatu barada niktu" - Gort, I've fallen and I can't get up
"Klaatu barada niktu" - Gort. Translated: I've fallen and I cant get up
"Klaatu borata nictu, Gort." - "The Day the Earth Stood Still"
"Klaatu... Beratis... Necktie... Nectar... Nickel?" -- Ash
"Klaatu...Beratis... <cough><cough><hack>" -- Ash
"KlaatuBeratisNecktieNectar Nickel?" -- Ash
"Klatu...Verata...<cough><cough><hack>" - Ash
"Klatu...Verata...Necktie...Nectar... Nickel?" - Ash
"Klingon bastard killed my son, doo-dah, doo-dah..."
"Klingon blood is 90% adrenalin, 6% caffein, and 4% sugar."
"Klingon justice is a unique point of view" - Sarek
"Klingon males do not roar. The females roar" -- Worf
"Klingon men read love poetry. And duck a lot." - Worf
"Klingon son! You killed my bastard! Oops..." "CUT!"
"Klingon son, you killed my bastard...oops, I meant...."
"Klingon! I should have said Klingon!" - Q
"Klingons and Romulans are enemies." Worf
"Klingons appreciate strong women!" - Worf
"Klingons choose their friends very carefully" - Guinan
"Klingons choose their friends with great care." - Picard
"Klingons do NOT allow themselves to be probed."
"Klingons do NOT procrastinate! It is a...TACTICAL delay!" -- Worf
"Klingons do NOT sweat, they perspire, with Honor."
"Klingons do not faint" -- Worf
"Klingons do not hunt because they need food." Worf
"Klingons do not surrender their weapons." -Lursa
"Klingons have an odd sense of style, don't you agree?"
"Klingons have no honor!" -Clueless race. "So?" -B'Elanna
"Klingons never bluff!" - Worf
"Kneel and deliver!" - Giamo Casanunda
"Knight Sabers Baseball!!!" -Beavis & Butthead as Boomers.
"Knight to Knight Seven. Full house!" - BJ. "Gin." - Hawkeye
"Knishes! Get your Old West kinishes!" -- Mike Nelson
"Knock it off, gnat-brain!" -- Hawkeye to Frank
"Knock it off, nitwits!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Knock it off, will you? You're waking up the war." -- Hawkeye
"Knock it off, you bald boob!" - Bart to Homer
"Knock knock!""Who's there?""OJ!""OJ who?""Okay, you're on the jury!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" ""Kosh" "Kosh who?" "Gesundheit."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Amy Fisher." "Amy Fisher wh"BANG!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Kosh." "Kosh who?" "Guzentite."
"Knock, knock." Sheridan "Who's there?" Ivanova
"Know Whey!", said Little Miss Muffet.
"Know fear." -- Luke 12:5
"Know that he knows that we know that he knows" - Data
"Know thy pride, and the evil of thine heart." -- 1 Samuel 17:28
"Know thyself," as a Swedish accent. I'd sell my knees
"Know thyself?" If I knew myself, I'd run away.
"Know what I like about you?" "I give up." "Exactly!"
"Know what I wanna be when I grow up? A TV!" -- Carl Chamness
"Know your enemy, and he's yours." - Overload
"Know yourself and abide in that state." -- Agent Cooper
"Knowing the Captain so well, she will.. (tick, tick) *BOOOOOOM*
"Knowing the Captain so well, she will.. blah.. blah.. blah..." -Tuvok
"Knowing you is like going into the jungle, I don't know what I'll find next, and I'm real scared." --Jerry (to George), "Seinfeld"
"Knowledge by gender, jerk." -- Susan
"Knowledge is a basic tool of politics." - Urza Jaddo
"Knowledge is the raw material which experience converts into wisdom."
"Knowledge" is not having a thousand slaves who agree with you!
"Knowledge, sir, should be free to all!" - Harry Mudd
"Kobolds are harmless." -- Bearand the Bold, Epitath
"Koliko je trajao 100-godisnji rat?"
"Koo Koo Kids Looking For Koo Koo Kicks!"
"Kore" - Mother of Charms, Letters and Carnivals.
"Korob! That door won't last!" Kirk
"Kosh who?" Ivanova "Gesundheit." Sheridan
"Kosh, you old dog! You didn't tell me you were bringing a date!"
"Kosh???" - Sheridan
"Kreesh naa krenko." "Yeah, I'll bet you have."
"Kronos. The Klingon Homeworld." Quark
"Kroykah!" T'Pau
"Krueger!"-Dan "Well it ain't Dr Suess..."-Freddy Krueger
"Kryten, I'm an enlightened twenty-third century guy."--Lister
"Kryten, it's space. Black with twinkly bits
"Kryten, unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit. I'm ALIVE!!
"Kryton, remove that Troyian pig." Elaan
"Kube feel tingly all over..." -- Larry Kubiak
"Kurzon took a blood oath." -- Kira
"L'Etat, c'est moi." -- Louis XIV
"L'shana Tova." [To a good year] - Hebrew
"L-O-O-K at me! Tell me I'm not Kramer." (Kramer)
"LAPD Voice Mail. Press (1) if you are a crime victim..."
"LEAK! LEAK! LEAK!!!" - Buzzcut
"LET ACCURACY TRIUMPH OVER VICTORY"
"LET ME ALONE!!!" Spock <bam> <bam> <bam>
"LET THERE BE DARK! No, that's not right..."
"LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!"--Professor Gideon
"LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!" Kirk
"LET... ME... ON... THE... INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY!" -- Crow
"LETMEONTHEINFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY!" -- Crow
"LEVITICUS" -- a stone's throw from heaven
"LICK.COM invoked, please spread your legs?" - "Anything you say..!!!."
"LIKE THE MOVIES!!!" -The Tick
"LIMBURGER!!" - Lord Camembert
"LINE!" -=<FWOOSH!>=- -=<BLAM!>=-
"LINUX" rhymes with "WIN sucks"
"LISTEN!" Diadacts and Narpets
"LIVE LONG AND BE HAPPY " ... Patrick Stewart
"LIVE from Virginia Beach, it's SATURDAY NIGHT Taglines!"
"LLLike a glove." - Ace Ventura
"LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS COCKROACH REBELLION!!" - Bloom County
"LOOK at this! I'm so ticked off that I'm MOLTING!" - Iago
"LOOK! There goes Ted Turnover!" - Yakko
"LOVE", A grave mental disease.
"LSD: Virtual reality without all the expensive hardware."
"LUKE.. LUKE.. Use d'MOUSE, Luke" - Obi-Wan Gates
"LUNG CHEESE" Pure chewing satisfaction!
"La Forge to Enterprise, come in, please!"
"La Forge to Riker: hold your fire."
"La Grange" -- ZZ Top
"La Kajira!" she cried, "La Kajira."
"La Kajira," she wept. "La Kajira!"
"La Quinta" in Spanish = "Next to Denny's"
"La da dee, one two three, it's Eric the Halfa Bee."
"La illah ill'Allah!" There is no god but God!
"La la la la la" -splat (The Smurfs meet Barney.)
"La-who, Sa-her!" - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
"LaQuinta" in Spanish means "Right next to Denny's."
"Label that."-DS "As what?" - officer "Partial rat body part." - DS
"Laddie, do ya think ya might like ta.. rephrase that?" Scotty
"Laddie, do ya think ya should... rephrase that?" -- Scott
"Laddie, ya think ya might like ta... rephrase that?" -- Scott
"Laddie, you'll be needin' something to wash that doon with." - Scottie
"Laddie--don't ye think ye should rephrase that?"--Scotty
"Ladies Wanted!" ALL Positions. Will train!
"Ladies and gentlemen, David Copperfield!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ladies and gentlemen, it's the 'Attila The Hun Show'!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, the parents of the Beatles!" -- Tom Servo
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is Death speaking. Prepare to crash..."
"Ladies and gentlemen, your pasty white Europeans!" -- Crow
"Ladies first." - Mulder to Scully, to go down an old tunnel ladder
"Ladies! Ladies! Don't all fight over me!" - Vedek Victor
"Ladies, gentlemen, and all androgynous beings!"--Odo
"Lady Godiva" - By Honour Whitesteed
"Lady Pirate" - By Peg Legg
"Lady Wrestlers! My love is wider than..." -- Mike Nelson
"Lady, have you got *your* lions crossed!" --Timon
"Lady, how much longer are you going to be blowing smoke up our ass?"
"Lady, you're a real gentleman." -- Hawkeye to Klinger
"Laid Off!" - By Gwen Home
"Lake Fuji." "Mr. Fuji." "Kung Fuji!"
"Lame!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Lame!" -- Joel Robinson
"Lame!" -- Tom Servo
"Land of the Bea Arthurs!" -- Joel Robinson
"Lando's not a system, he's a man." - Han Solo
"Lando, open the top hatch!"
"Landru pulled them down from the skies." Reger
"Landru! Guide us!"
"Landru! We are the Archons!" Kirk
"Landru. Died. 6000 years ago." Kirk
"Language is fossil poetry." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Language is the dress of thought." -- Johnson
"Large fries...pie...large coffee...PRONTO!" --Tom Anderson
"Larry Bird's gonna help 'em?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Larry Mondello as The Babe." -- Tom Servo
"Larry Storch? Jerry Lee Lewis?" -- TV's Frank
"Larry, they're going to pull us to pieces!" - Ralph Brentner
"Lars" is not a Borg identification, you are now 3 of 32 billion.
"Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate! Heh heh heh..." -- Ty
"Lass, ye've been hitting the graphite again."--Scotty
"Lasso her and tie her to a chair!" -- Tom Servo
"Last I heard, being alive is not a crime." -- Morden
"Last I heard, their asparagus was leaking." -Scott, WTNE
"Last lap!" - Larry
"Last mistake you'll ever make" - Luke Skywalker
"Last night, yet another god-like alien entered my body."-- Troi
"Last one alive's a wet ponce!" -- Lister
"Last time I saw Odo, he was looking rather pail."--Sisko
"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough"- Karl Marx
"Last, but not least, MY favorite; A TOMMYGUN!" The Mask
"Late Again" - by Misty Buss
"Lately it occurs to me what a long strange trip it's been."
"Later, dude!" - Mulder to teenage stoners (Deep Throat)
"Later, in completely unrelated footage..." -- Mike Nelson
"Later. Latest. Too late!" Lenore Karidian
"Latex condom I'd love to live in one of those!" --Grandpa Simpson
"Lather, rinse, repeat."
"Lather." - Wakko "Rinse." - Dot "Repeat!" - Yakko
"Latimun tarnishes, Family lasts forever." Rom
"Latrine time." - Large
"Laugh it up fuzzball" - Han Solo
"Laugh it up, Hairball..."
"Laugh now mighty Jabba, but soon all this will be mine." - Tessek
"Laugh while you can, monkey boy." <John Worfin>
"Laugh-a while-a you can, monkey boy!" - Dr. Lizardo
"Laughing too loud at the rest of the world with the boys in the crowd"
"Laughter is the closest distance between two people." -- Victor Borge
"Launch fighters. Fire at will." - Sinclair
"Launch microprobe." Janeway
"Laura and I had the same dream." "That's impossible." "Yes, it is."
"Laura had secrets and around those secrets she built a fortress."
"Lava, American Style!" -- Tom Servo
"Lava-Men. I *hate* Lava-Men!" -- Ladyhawke
"Lavel is a martyr." Ashon
"Lavoris, anyone?" -- Mike Nelson
"Law And Order" - By Copsand Roberts
"Law For The Common Man" - By Dewey, Cheatim And Howe
"Law is order, and good law is good order." - Aristotle
"Law, without force, is impotent." - Pascal
"Lawn dart!" - Penguin
"Lawrence Welk in China" - by Anna Wong, Anna Tieu
"Lawrence of San Francisco!" -- Tom Servo
"Laws change, but justice is justice." -- Odo
"Laws do not persuade just because they threaten." -Seneca, 95 AD
"Laws, everything's a chance, isn't it?" - Tom Cullen
"Lawyer Testing" :because some things, even RATS won't do
"Lawyer's houses are built on the heads of fools." -- Herbert
"Lawyers - can't live with them...can't die without them"
"Lawyers Of Suffering" - By Grin And Barrett
"Lawyers feel that every criminal has a right to a lawyer." - J. Elders
"Lawyers of Suffering" by Grin and Barrett
"Lay in a course for pusuit. Maximum warp." Janeway
"Lay off the beans, you whore!" "I only want three cans!"
"Lay then the axe to the root and teach governments humanity." - Paine
"Lay your book on my chest. Feel the word" - Tori Amos
"Lay-tex con-dome. I'd like to live in one of those!" -Grampa Simpson
"Le Predateur" - Fancy Dinosaur Restaurant
"Le boo! Le hoo! Le boo hoo!" -Fifi La Fume, TTA
"Lead - Follow - or get out of the way."
"Lead on, sleuthful sidekick! There's a mystery to be solved!" -Tick
"Leadership is intelligence, humaneness and courage." -Sun Tzu
"Lean on 'em a little and they fall into line." - Guido
"Leap before you look!" - The Tick
"Leapers do it time after time after time..." -- Mike Gaines
"Leapers do it with timing." -- Robin Kwong
"Learn about a lot of things and the world will open up to you."
"Learn about the force, Luke." - Obi Wan
"Learn the rules and you rules the multiverse. That is our goal"
"Learn to mistrust your own taste..." -- Mike Nelson
"Learn what, Tess? Learn not to be human?" -- Richie Ryan
"Learning experience" - Traditional two-word preamble to a burial.
"Learning is fun...with Freddy"-Freddy Krueger
"Least I could do...for a Captain of the Enterprise." -Kirk
"Least said is soonest disavowed." - Ambrose Bierce
"Leave That Thing Alone!"
"Leave all thoughts of the world you knew before...." - The Phantom
"Leave but don't leave me" -Floyd
"Leave him alone! He's monsterbating"
"Leave me alone!" - Amanda Rogers to Q
"Leave me out of your sick fantasies, pal!"
"Leave my blouse alone! I said Spellcheck, not Spillcheck"
"Leave my chicken out of this!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Leave no Autobot uncrushed." -- Menasor
"Leave that alone!" Scott to Nomad
"Leave the jokes to the Kremlin." -- Col. Flagg
"Leave this one, Bob. I kind of like it." - The Joker
"Leave this place. They are not for you" - Kosh
"Leaves are falling all around, it's time I was on my way" -Zep
"Leaves us drifting in space!" * Rimmer
"Leavin' on a southern train only yesterday you lied..."
"Leaving school? No, you're not!" Picard/Kamin
"Leaving the cap on your coffee cup will dilute it." : Rush Limbaugh
"Leaving us so soon?" -- Nailnose
"Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California Baseball"
"Lectroids? Planet 10? Nuclear extortion? A girl named John?" <Prez>
"Lee Harvey Oswald's brother's on the loose..."
"Left a good job in the city..." -- Tom Servo
"Left all alone to play in the wreckage of your shattered dreams..."
"Left foot green!"--Nate "Nate, this is SCRABBLE!"--Anna
"Left hand. Other hand." Vin
"Left left left. . . No no no, your OTHER left!"
"Leftover food and medical supplies." - G'Kar
"Legal" and "moral" are not synonymous. Nor are "illegal" and "immoral."
"Legalise telepathy" "I knew you were going to say that"
"Legends are as powerful as any truth." - Sisko
"Legends don't give zip codes..." -- LaCroix
"Legs! Where are the legs?" -- Lwaxanna
"Lemme just stick a dollar in there..." -- Mike Nelson
"Lemme know if those dresses get too heavy, gr-r-r-rowl!"--Yakko
"Lemming, Lemming...Lemming of the BDA..."
"Lemmings must be directed to the sea." -- Frank Burns
"Lemon tree, very pretty!" -- TV's Frank
"Lemurs?" -- Joel Robinson
"Leo Tolstoy" - by Warren Peace.
"Les mortels muerent. Qu'importe la facon?" -- LaCroix
"Les vrais paradis sont les paradis qu'on a perdus"[The true paradises are the lost paradises.] - Marcel Proust
"Less government = more freedom." - Bob Dole.
"Less talk! More Synthehol!" -- Worf
"Less talk!" -- TV's Frank "And more new country!" -- Forrester
"Less talk. More grease." -- Crow T. Robot
"Less talk. More synthehol." - Worf
"Less talk. More grease." -- Crow T. Robot
"Less talk...more synthehol." -- Worf
"Less than a marriage, but more than a betrothal." Spock
"Lessa will not tolerate *nine singing* fire lizards in her Weyr."
"Lessee, Takeoffs = 1, Landings = 1. It's been an OK Day
"Lessee, so-n-so would go in this circle of Hell and..." -- Q
"Let 'em eat shit" - Marie Antoinette, 1793
"Let Us Open Our Checkbooks and Pray"
"Let Waco be a warning to all Americans." -- Bill Clinton
"Let birds go further loose maybe!" - O'Brien
"Let birds go further loose maybe." - O'Brien ("Babel")
"Let brotherly love continue." -- Hebrews 13:1
"Let dull critics feed upon the carcasses of plays..." Chesterfield
"Let every vote count." Al Gore
"Let go of him, you *bitch*!" -- Joel Robinson
"Let go of me you malevolent murderous moron!!" - Calvin
"Let go! One of us has to get out of here!" Lt. Riker
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." John 8:7b
"Let heaven exist, even though our estate be hell." -- Borges
"Let him brood. It has always been his way." -- Janette
"Let him go!" Sisko
"Let him go." Picard
"Let him live like an idiot. It's worse than dying like a dog." Herc
"Let him play with Mech." "Look, Mike, a Transformer!
"Let him that would move the world, first move himself." - Socrates
"Let history be my judge." Tain
"Let it alone, guys..." -- Joel Robinson
"Let it ever be the goal that stirs un, not the odds." -- Silver Surfer
"Let it never end" -- Aether-Tongue, Stargazer
"Let it snow let it snow let it snow "
"Let joy and innocence prevail." from "Toys"
"Let justice be done though the heavens fall." -- Cole, Clan Brujah
"Let justice be done though the heavens fall." -- Younger, Caitiff
"Let me 'splain...no, let me sum up." - Inigo Montoya
"Let me be blunt." Janeway
"Let me be the first to offer you sex..." -- Tom Servo
"Let me bring you up to speed..." -- Wayne Campbell
"Let me buy you an entire fleet of drinks." - L. Mollari
"Let me clean out this poison tank", said Tom deceptively.
"Let me consult our executive committee on that." (Forget it!)
"Let me do the talking." - Yakko
"Let me drive, dear, you look tired." (I want to live!)
"Let me examine this more carefully". <Pooh>
"Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up."
"Let me face the peril!" "No, no. It's too periless."
"Let me feel the sun on my face." Companion/Hedford
"Let me go back in and face the peril!" "No, it's too perilous."
"Let me guess! The Klingons! Baris?" McCoy "Both." Kirk
"Let me guess, their rubber band broke, right?" La Forge
"Let me guess--Tuesday?" -James T Kirk (Generations)
"Let me guess. Trust fund goody-goody." - Max Schreck
"Let me guess. Someone tried to duplicate my access code."
"Let me guess; Horrible. Am I warm?" - Trillian
"Let me help you relax." -- Deanna
"Let me improvise this part", said Tom descriptively.
"Let me in from the cold, turn my lead into gold" -Floyd
"Let me introduce my friends. We never miss" - TinTin
"Let me introduce my lovely wife Pinkinia..." - Brain
"Let me just patronize you a bit..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Let me just say this about all these impersonations."-Father Mulcahy
"Let me kiss it, and make it better...." - Traci Lords
"Let me know if he eats her brains." - Wakko
"Let me know if there's some other way we can scre
"Let me know if there's some other way we can screw up tonight."
"Let me know if you don't get this message..."
"Let me know if you find anything else." - Kira
"Let me make you something to warm you up." Adel Renn
"Let me not to the joining of two minds admit impediments..."
"Let me out of this embassy," said Tom disconsolately.
"Let me out! Let me out!" "Let me in! Let me in!"
"Let me play Devil's Advocate here..." -- Tom Servo
"Let me please introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste...."
"Let me put it this way...DIS-MISSED!!" -- Potter to Frank & Maragret
"Let me put some clothes on," he said modestly.
"Let me put that another way." -- Father Mulcahy
"Let me restate how much I hate you." -- Crow T. Robot
"Let me rub some ointment on that," Tom said topically.
"Let me run this past you once real slow." - Shai-ster
"Let me say this: bein' an idiot is no box of chocolates." - F. Gump
"Let me see if I can prove that," said Tom unassumingly.
"Let me see that?!" O'Brien
"Let me see your bat a minute."--Hobbes
"Let me sweeten the deal a bit for you," - Asmodeus
"Let me sweeten the deal a bit for you," - Beelzebub.
"Let me sweeten the deal a bit" Satan
"Let me sweeten the deal a little" -Beelzebub
"Let me talk to them - I know how these guys think." - NR Bureaucrat
"Let me tell you about murder. It's fun, it's easy." - TinTin
"Let me think again," said Tom redeemingly.
"Let me think..." "Don't hurt yourself, Pinky."
"Let me through! I'm a Texan!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Let me try and enlarge your vocabulary <kiss>" - 007 (T.S.W.L.M.)
"Let me warn you, I can suck that up for hours." -- Barbara Matson
"Let my eyes guide thee."- Warlock
"Let my machines talk to me." -- R.E.M.
"Let my people go." -- Exodus 7:16
"Let nature take its course." Riker
"Let no man's heart fail because of him." -- 1 Samuel 17:32
"Let no one say we did not fight until the last...." - Dwarven Soldier
"Let sleeping dragons lie." - St. George.
"Let the Dragon ride again the winds of time."
"Let the Lord of Chaos Rule" - Prophecies Of the Dragon
"Let the airplanes circle mourning overhead..." -- Auden
"Let the carnage begin!" - Larry
"Let the circle not be broken." Sybo
"Let the dance begin!" - The Tick
"Let the dream begin, let your darker side give in..." - The Phantom
"Let the fish and chips fall where they make." - Throttle
"Let the fools have their "tar-tar" sauce." -- Monty Burns
"Let the games begin..." * Slappy Squirrel, Animaniacs
"Let the good times roll!"-Freddy Krueger
"Let the lesson begin!" Apollo
"Let the long contention cease!" -- Arnold
"Let the mourner's come." -- Auden
"Let the nightmare begin..." -- Tom Servo
"Let the reign of terror end!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Let the sleeping lion lie. He sleeps and harms no one." -- River
"Let the word and the legend go before you." - Cort
"Let them all make their own music..." -RUSH
"Let them be cast out." -- Elves of Deep Shadow
"Let them eat `[33mA`[34mN`[35mS`[36mI`[37m"
"Let them eat cake." - Sara Lee
"Let them eat static!" - Khan
"Let them out"-Alice
"Let them run for their boring little lives..." - Yukio
"Let themAll make their own music..."
"Let there be light." -- God
"Let this be a warning to you!" -- Tom Servo
"Let traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves." -- Auden
"Let us face death bravely...Hey where is everbody going?" -Thinko
"Let us have a look at this cave, then." - Thorin Oakenshield
"Let us have faith that right makes might." - Lincoln
"Let us not go gently to the endless winter night" -- RUSH
"Let us not go to Camelot, for it is a silly place."
"Let us not speak of them, but look, and pass on." -- Dante
"Let us ride...to Camelot!" -- King Arthur
"Let us take a moment to revel in our evilness." - CEO We-Say-So
"Let us take a moment to revel in our evilness." - Exxon
"Let us trust in God who has always fooled us in the past."
"Let your mind start a journey through a strange, new world..."
"Let your soul take you where you long to be!" - The Phantom
"Let's *not* get into that whole Kirk/Picard thing." -- Crow
"Let's *not* go to Camelot. It's a silly place." -- King Arthur
"Let's NOT go to Camelot. It's a silly place." - Arthur
"Let's Rock!" - Al Bundy
"Let's Rocketh... and Rideth!" - Biker Mice From Mars
"Let's _not_ go to Camelot. It's a silly place."
"Let's all get back on-topic," Kris said moderately.
"Let's all get together and sing pumpkin carols." - Linus
"Let's all have a good laugh at my family's pain and suffering."
"Let's all play `The Family Feud!'" -- Tom Servo
"Let's all play an A, a C#, and an E", cried the band with one accord.
"Let's all try and get out of this... alive." -- Lucas Kagan
"Let's ask Mrs. Butterworth what she thinks." The Tick
"Let's be careful out there!"
"Let's begin this whole conversation again."
"Let's blast the holy bejeezus out of the savage desert planet Libya!"
"Let's burn something" huh huh huh "Yeah, that'd be cool." huh huh huh
"Let's call the movie on account of darkness." -- Joel Robinson
"Let's camp here," said Tom intently.
"Let's check the interface program." - LaForge
"Let's cut him in half and count the rings!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Let's cut out the kid stuff and play some ball." -- Freedman to Hawk
"Let's cut through the salad bar." -- Tom Servo
"Let's do a children's show that will bring peace to the world." - Jim Henson, dead serious, when proposing "Fraggle Rock"
"Let's do it! Let's jump!" "No... Let's dance!"
"Let's do it! Let's jump!" -- Amanda "NoLet's dance!" -- Duncan
"Let's do it. Helm, hard about." Crusher
"Let's do it." - Dr. Beverly Crusher, Acting Captain
"Let's do it." -- Beverly Crusher
"Let's do it." Crusher "Yes, sir." Tate
"Let's do the Time Warp again!" - Transylvanians
"Let's eat kosher tonight", said Tom judiciously.
"Let's erase our memories." * Lister
"Let's face the music and dance..."
"Let's fight till six, and then have dinner." -Tweedledum. -Carroll
"Let's find another space anomaly . . . " -- Neelix
"Let's find that ship. Full sensor scan, Mr. Data." Riker
"Let's finish him off!" - Wakko "Right!!" - Yakko/Dot
"Let's get *DANGEROUS*." - Darkwing Duck
"Let's get _dangerous_!" --Darkwing Duck.
"Let's get back on topic," Kris says moderately
"Let's get cracking!" -Dr. Fred
"Let's get dangerous." -- Darkwing Duck
"Let's get down to Ops and see what's going on." O'Brien to O'Brien
"Let's get high"-Freddy Krueger
"Let's get married", said Tom engagingly
"Let's get married," said Tom engagingly and dismissingly.
"Let's get married," said Tom engagingly.
"Let's get naked, Jean-Luc..." -- Lwaxana Troi
"Let's get out of here Mulder, as fast as we can!" - Dana Scully
"Let's get out story straight: she tripped, right?" - Homer
"Let's get out there and twat it!" -- Lister
"Let's get outta here before Bubba puts his badge back on"
"Let's get some phasers and hunt him down" - Dax
"Let's get sticky!" "I'm so hot in this suit" -The Carpetted Man
"Let's get the hell out of here." - Kirk
"Let's get the hell out of here." TOS: City on the Edge of Forever
"Let's get this over with, Nose Jelly!" The Tick
"Let's get to the point...let's roll another joint."<Tom Petty>
"Let's get to work." Riker
"Let's give 'em hens a ride."
"Let's give it a try. Dismissed." Janeway
"Let's give it a try." Janeway
"Let's give them a body and see who collects it." -- Groves
"Let's go across the river and rest 'neath the shade of the trees."
"Let's go break something." -- Butt-Head
"Let's go eat something grey..." -- Mike Nelson
"Let's go for another gallop", Tom recanted.
"Let's go get some nachos!" - Beavis
"Let's go get some tuna-safe dolphin." -- Joel Robinson
"Let's go into the jungle and kill something we don't understand!"
"Let's go into the jungle and kill something!"
"Let's go over to our blind taste test." - The Joker
"Let's go tip some cattle!" -- Tom Servo
"Let's go to McDonald's," said Tom archly.
"Let's go to Orville's house and mow his living room!"
"Let's go to Picture Picture." -- Mike Nelson
"Let's go! Full impulse!" La Forge
"Let's go!" - Ash
"Let's go, G-Woman" - Mulder to Scully (3x17)
"Let's go, let's go, QUICKLY, now, CALMLY..."--Odo
"Let's go." - Q to Amanda Rogers
"Let's go... let's just go!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Let's hang out your shingle, Major." -- Potter to Winchester
"Let's hang ten for justice!" The Tick
"Let's have a demonstration for our unenlightened guest." - Pretorius
"Let's have a look at the projector." Kirk
"Let's hope it goes as well with the Romulan." Janeway
"Let's hope it has a slow digestive process." Janeway
"Let's hope it's a positive sign." Janeway
"Let's hope it's enough time." Crusher
"Let's hope this's as powerful as man'll ever get." Kirk
"Let's invite Greg and Gary," said Tom gregariously.
"Let's just be quiet and enjoy this, it'll go faster." -MST3K
"Let's just cut the Obi-Wan Kenobi crap." - Mulder to Deep Throat
"Let's just cut the Obi-Wna Kenobi crap."
"Let's just get some distance between us and this system." Picard
"Let's just go to the agony booth!" -- Evil Captain Mike
"Let's just hope we don't have to test that." - Sheridan
"Let's just let the scene... peter... out..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Let's just say I'm acquainted with the night." -- Joel Robibson
"Let's just say sometimes I wish I had a gerbil." - Calvin (& R. Gere)
"Let's just say the thread has become part of a larger tapestry."
"Let's just say we'd like to avoid any Imperial entanglements." - Obi
"Let's light up the nebula." Riker
"Let's make a little heat of our own." Janeway
"Let's make a pact about drinking...let's never stop." -- Hawkeye
"Let's make sure history never forgets the name *Enterprise*"-Picard
"Let's make sure history never forgets the name...T-DEX!"
"Let's make sure history never forgets the name...VOLEHUNTERS!"
"Let's make sure history never forgets..." -Picard
"Let's make sure they never forget the name, Enterprise!"
"Let's meet the arriving stars....OOF!" - Newslady (Animaniacs)
"Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo killed 'oo!"
"Let's not do anything that I'm going to regret later." -- Al
"Let's not forget that I'm the Q and you the lowly human." Q
"Let's not forget who's the evil snake in this film!" -- Servo
"Let's not forget why you're up there!" -- Forrester
"Let's not get anal." - Slappy
"Let's not get confused here, my loyalties are to Bajor!" - Kira
"Let's not get stuck on petty details." -- Kalas
"Let's not invite any sadists," said Tom demeaningly.
"Let's not make a bigger deal out of this than it already is."
"Let's not make the same mistake once." - Jean-Luc Picard
"Let's not panic until it's necessary." -- Col. Henry Blake
"Let's not spoil a good friendship, shall we?" - S. Kyle
"Let's not talk medicine, let's talk romance." -- Hawkeye
"Let's not wait around for them to change their minds." -- Sisko
"Let's oink awhile!" --Brian Wilson, singing "Ruby Baby"
"Let's open the hole in this ice a little wider." - Janeway
"Let's open this crack in the ice a little wider." Kathrine Janeway
"Let's park the Barbie mobile right here." -- Crow T. Robot
"Let's park the gangster-mobile right here..." -- Tom Servo
"Let's play 'Wake the Dead!'"
"Let's play Kiss or Diss", ---The Proud Family, Disney Channel and ABC
"Let's play `I'm a teacher and you're the AV geek'." -- Tom Servo
"Let's play `I'm a teacher and you're the AV geek'." -- Tom Servo
"Let's play a joke on the Sun Users Group," Tom suggested.
"Let's play doctor. You operate and I'll sue."
"Let's play golf", said Tom coarsely.
"Let's play musical chairs", said Tom deceitfully.
"Let's play with their minds."
"Let's plunge ahead." Dr. Scratchensniff
"Let's pose 'em so that they're kissing." -- Mike Nelson
"Let's pretend I hurt you and move on..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Let's put him out of our misery!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Let's put it this way, Joel...they "disgraced" themselves on me!"
"Let's put violence in the happy box." -BigShot
"Let's reincarnate him. He deserves nothing better."
"Let's revolt!" "Do I smell mutiny, or is that more turnips?"
"Let's ride!" - Throttle
"Let's rock this joint!" The Mask
"Let's rock this joint!" - S. Ipkiss
"Let's rock... and ride!" - Biker Mice From Mars
"Let's roll!" -Optimus Prime
"Let's sacrafice him to our God! -Abe "Grandpa" Simpson
"Let's sacrafice him to our God!" - Grampa Simpson
"Let's sacrifice him to our God!" - Grampa
"Let's sacrifice him to our god!" - Abe "Grandpa" Simpson
"Let's sample the local couisine, shall we?" - Picard
"Let's say we buy everyone a drink; put it on my tab." Zek
"Let's see how good the Mob is at defending against US!" - Aahz
"Let's see how ingenious they are." Kirk on Gorns
"Let's see if they have the belly for it." Scott
"Let's see if we can't use voodoo to do something nice." -- Nelson
"Let's see the instant replay on that." -- H. Cossell
"Let's see them figure *that* one out!" - - Hobbes
"Let's see what kind of hero you really are" -- Kallas
"Let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into." -- Amanda
"Let's see what this 'Galaxy Class Starship' can do!" - Picard
"Let's see what we have." Sheridan
"Let's see what you have, Mr. Kim." Janeway
"Let's see what you're made of."
"Let's see what's out there!" - Picard
"Let's see you do the same trick on FIRE!" - The Fin
"Let's see, at current market rates..." Zek
"Let's see, who on the station is clever enough..." - Quark
"Let's see--are we up to ten or eleven Chiefs of Security?"--Odo
"Let's see. A licorice whip attached to this gizmo?" -- Nelson
"Let's see. What's the stupidest thing I can do?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Let's see. A licorice whip attached to this gizmo?" -- Nelson
"Let's see. What's the stupidest thing I can do?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Let's see; you're oily here. Dry here. Dead here." -- Crow
"Let's send these packages to the poor overseas," Tom said carefully.
"Let's show 'em who's running things around here!" - Shai-ster
"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown."
"Let's split up." -- "Good idea, we can do more damage that way..." - Ghostbusters
"Let's start our high speed chase." -- Mike Nelson
"Let's start with Internet wall plugs everywhere!"
"Let's strap a piece of buttered toast on the cat's back..."
"Let's take a look at it here, Schporto." -- Mike Nelson
"Let's take this from the top Mojo. Once more...with feeling!"
"Let's talk about HEX baby"
"Let's talk refueling!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Let's try it, Mr. Kim." Janeway
"Let's try this again, boy. More friendly like." -- Mako
"Let's visit the tombs," said Tom cryptically.
"Let's visit tombs", Tom said cryptically
"Let's visit tombs", said Tom cryptically.
"Let's walk," said Tom stridently.
"Let's watch both!" - Dot
"Let's watch both!", and with that, Dot chunked the Lite on the TV.
"Let's win this one and go home." - George A. Custer
"Let's you and him fight." Tholian Strategical Proverb
"Let's. Assume. That Sybo. Was. A sensative." - Kirk
"Lethians can be incredibly stubborn." Quark
"Lets Lets get acquainted." -- Picard
"Lets consider your thoughts" - Picard
"Lets get Gypsy, she'll try *anything*..." -- Tom Servo
"Lets go down to the cellar, and carve us a witch." -- Ash
"Lets go find somebody else to shoot..." -- Tom Servo
"Lets go through this all again" - Picard
"Lets keep this dream stuff between you and me, OK?"-Yvonne
"Lets rape the cattle and kill the women!" - From "Blazing Saddles."
"Lets see... I think I have anything from levels 1 through 7."
"Lets sing the `Anvil Song.'" - Yakko
"Lets try reverse, that's backwards." - 007 (Roger Moore - T.S.W.L.M.)
"Lets visit the tomb," said Tom cryptically.
"Lets... Lets get acquainted." -- Picard
"Lettuce take our seats," Tom said crisply.
"Lewis Zimmerman, you're one hundred percent tourist, aren't you."
"Lharc? What's that, a raw fish?" -- Amiga newbie
"Li" is for liar. "Li" is for Liberal. Any questions?
"Liar! Double liar! Big fat liar!" -- Joel Robinson
"Liar" disqualifies you from the Senate, but not the White House??"
"Liar, Liar! Pants on Fire!"
"Liars ought to have good memories." - Algernon Sidney
"Libby's licking lover..."
"Liberal should be a 4-letter word." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Liberal should be a 4-letter word." -- Heinlein
"Liberal" is a dirty word!
"Liberals are the ditch carp of democracy." - P.J. O'Rourke
"Liberty and freedom have to be more than just words." -- Kirk
"Liberty consists in doing what one desires." -- Mill
"Liberty of the individual is no gift of civilization." -- Freud
"Liberty of the mind is the life of the soul." -Voltaire
"Liberty's in every blow! Let us do or die!" - Burns
"Liberty, too, must be limited to be possessed." -- Burke
"Lick my boot, you worm!" -- Eating Raoul
"Lick your voices?" -- Mike Nelson
"Lie through your teeth, b*tch!"
"Lie, Billy. Lie for the lord." - Martin Goldberg
"Lieutenant Carrey is an IDIOT!" Torres
"Lieutenant Commander, open fighter bay doors." Sinclair
"Lieutenant Drey, that's with an 'E'. State Police." Drey
"Lieutenant O'Neil. He's one of our men." Kirk "Not anymore." Reger
"Lieutenant Torres has the answer." Doctor
"Lieutenant Yar! You are naturally blonde!" -- Data
"Lieutenant! Remove your helmet!" SS Major to Spock
"Lieutenant, did you murder Mr. Renn?" Tuvok "No." Paris
"Lieutenant, do you intend to blast a hole in the viewer?" -- Picard
"Lieutenant, do you intend to shoot a hole in the viewscreen?" -Picard
"Lieutenant, have you ever tried to interrogate a Vulcan?" - Odo
"Lieutenant, is there a six foot bat in Gotham City?" - Alex Knox
"Lieutenant, prepare to beam Guinan into the Romulan warp core..."
"Lieutenant, you better get your dilithium refinery on-line." Janeway
"Lieutenant. Congratulations. Welcome on board." Carrey
"Lieutenant?" Data "Three, please." Lt. Riker
"Life Member, Committee to Bring Lum's Mother Back to Earth"
"Life and death are seldom logical." "But attaining a desired goal always is." -- McCoy and Spock, "The Galileo Seven"
"Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge." -- Gauguin
"Life bites!" - Forrest Grunge
"Life could be worse.. you could be me d;-)" - Quickling
"Life doesn't get much better than this." - Calvin
"Life don't get much bedder dan dis." - Gambit
"Life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth." -- Exodus 20:1
"Life for your crop." "Life for your own." - Roland
"Life goes on, dull as before." -- Mike Nelson
"Life has a great deal up its sleeve."
"Life in Chicago" - By Wendy City
"Life in a state of nature is nasty, brutish and short."
"Life is a beach".........'Yeah, but it rains on the beach too'.
"Life is a jest, and all things show it." -- Gay
"Life is a joke that has just begun" -- Yakko
"Life is a lemon and I want my money back!"
"Life is a nap and then you eat." -- Taco.
"Life is a pain. I want to be insane." - Black Flag
"Life is a place, not to live, but to die in." -- Browne
"Life is a series of rude awakenings." R. V. Winkle
"Life is a tragedy in close up, but a comedy in long-shot."
"Life is an incurable disease." -- Cowley
"Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable." -- Allen
"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing" -- Helen Keller
"Life is falling sideways." -- Cocteau
"Life is for other people. I got a modem." -- Sheila Bungee
"Life is full of little surprises." - Pandora.
"Life is full of mysteries, consider this one of them." -Sinclair
"Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one." -- Calvin
"Life is good, now that Wesley's gone." - J. L. Picard
"Life is irrelevant..." - Marvlutus, the Paranoid Borg
"Life is just a bowl of pits." -- Dangerfield
"Life is just one damn thing after another." - Mark Twain
"Life is life." - Dr. Steven Franklin
"Life is life." -- Franklin
"Life is life." Dr. Steven Franklin
"Life is like a box of choc'lates, you never know what you'll get." - F.
"Life is like a buffet; it's not good but there's plenty of it."
"Life is not a dream." -- Spock "Go to sleep." -- Kirk
"Life is one contradiction after another." "It is not."
"Life is one long process of getting tired." -- Butler
"Life is painanyone who says differently is selling something."
"Life is short and love is always over in the morning..." - SoM
"Life is so hard when you're stupid." -- Mike Nelson
"Life is so, so sweet." - Calvin <EG>
"Life is terribly hard when yer life's a facade!" -- _Jekyll & Hyde_
"Life is the one enemy we cannot defeat." -- LaCroix
"Life is the soft thing with two heads." - Mutant Raccoon
"Life is the way it is...not the way it oughta be."
"Life is too important to take seriously." -- Corky Siegel
"Life is too short to eat vegetables" Jeffery Dahlmer....
"Life is what happens while you're making other plans." - a quote from "Kuffs" starring Christian Slater
"Life isn't a problem to solve, but a reality to experience." --- Dune
"Life just dished up some spam." -- Opus Penguin
"Life just dished up some spam." -Opus
"Life of the party, ha, ha, ha...I hate parties."--Odo
"Life styles of the rich and psychotic"-Kincaid
"Life sucks - get a f*****g helmet, alright?" - Dennis Leary
"Life sucks really bad right now." -- Leary
"Life sucks! Then you die." -Beavis & Butthead.
"Life tends to be a long and unreliable process."
"Life will find a way." -- Ian Malcolm
"Life without learning is death." - Cicero
"Life without music would be a mistake." - Nietzsche
"Life without weirdness is worse than death." - Odin
"Life would be tolerable but for it's amusements." -- Lewis
"Life! Don't talk to me about life!" -- Marvin
"Life" said Marvin, "don't talk to me about life."
"Life's Abyss, and then you dive..." James Cameron
"Life's a bitch, and life's got lots of sisters."
"Life's a bitch, and so is Minmei" -Vince Weyrich
"Life's a bitch, now so am I!" - Catwoman
"Life's a bitch...then you're reincarnated"
"Life's a fiction and the world's a lie." - Henry Dean
"Life's a journey, not a destination" - Aerosmith
"Life's a piece of $&!#, when you look at it."
"Life's a piece of sh*t, when you look at it." -Monty Python
"Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it."
"Life's an itch." --- My dog.
"Life's full of mysteries. Consider this one of them." - Sinclair
"Life's funny that way." -- Brisco
"Life's gonna suck when you grow up." -- Leary
"Life's not fair, is it?" -- Scar
"Life's not just being alive, but being well." -- Martial
"Life's not pretty. Even so, I tried so hard to make it so..."
"Life's not too short, it's just that you're dead for so long."
"Life's pretty cheap to that type." -- Brad Majors
"Life's short span forbids us to enter on far-reaching hopes."
"Life's too short to wear underwear." Kate O.
"Life, is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans".
"Life, liberty and the right to know who your ancestors are."
"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." -- Marvin
"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." -- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
"Life, not the parson, teaches conduct." -- Holmes
"Life," he said, "Don't talk to ME about life!".
"Life," said Marvin dolefully, "loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
"Life," said Marvin, "Don't talk to ME about life!"
"Life. Don't talk to me about life." -- Marvin
"Life. Loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it" - Marvin
"Life. Don't talk to me about life!" - Marvin
"Life.. don't talk to me about life...."
"Life...Don't talk to me about life..." -- Marvin
"Lifeforms. Tiny little lifeforms. Where are the lifeforms?" Data
"Light Brown Hair" - By Audrey Mauve Jeannie
"Light Up The Sky" -- Van Halen
"Light Year" = Less then 10 Conressmen indicted that year.
"Light is my companion, solitude my guide." - Sarah McLachlan
"Light my fire" -Jose Feliciano
"Light the lamp, not the rat! THE LAMP - NOT THE RAT!!!" - Rizzo
"Lighten up, dude! Life is like, too short, y'know.' -- Troi
"Lighthouses are more helpful than churches." - B. Franklin
"Lightning Strikes Again" -- Dokken
"Lights on the river bridge... filling the harbor with halos."
"Lights! Camera! POLTERGEIST!!!"
"Like *we* can't see the thread..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Like Berlin, 1930, all I crave is my escape" - J. Biafra
"Like I said, no one to assist me." Doctor
"Like I said, you're quick." O'Brien-2
"Like a $10 hooker, not real pretty, but get's the job done."- Al
"Like a Glove!" --Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
"Like a bat out of Hell, I'll be gone when the morning comes."
"Like a bench. Or a table." La Forge
"Like a bird! Like a plane! Like an idiot!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Like a dog without a song, I'm like a singer without a bone." - Brust
"Like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target." -- Kirk
"Like a rat in a cage." Crusher
"Like a real steamroller, she's gonna drive you into the ground..."
"Like a tiny Big Bang...a..a...Baby Bang." <Penny Pretty>
"Like a zippo lighter without any flint..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Like chihuahuas but without any flesh." -- Joel Robinson
"Like father, like son." Nog
"Like has nothing to do with it." - Richard Franklin
"Like putty in your hands" takes on a new and depressing meaning.
"Like sendin' up a flare!" Scott, 'Galileo 7'
"Like the end of The Firm except it's coherent." -- Tom Servo
"Like the guy who lives up in our garage and opens the door?"--Calvin
"Like the view? It's all yours for a small price..."
"Like there's a plot to this!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Like there's a plot to this..." -- Tom Servo
"Like there's never been a sex scandal in jazz before." -- Crow
"Like torment Cardassians?" - O'Brien to Q
"Like trying to escape from Aaron Spelling's house!" -- Mike Nelson
"Like you said, our options are limited." - Riker to Data
"Like you said-- 'All's fair in love and comedy!'" - B&WYakko
"Like your father, you changed the rules." -- Saavik
"Like, Ted's wrasslin' is not believable!" -Exec from Wrasslin' Warroom
"Like, get it together Sailor Moon Brain!" - Sailor Mars
"Like, these are not cool taglines." "Yeah, hehehe, they suck!"
"Like, wow, gag me with an exotic saltshaker."--Tracy Hemenover
"Likes coolsville, daddy-o." - Wakko
"Lillihammer, Lilliclub. What's the difference?" - Tonya Harding
"Limbaugh is a closet fruit." "Don't insult Gays!"
"Limbaugh? We don't need no stinkin' Limbaugh!"
"Limitations are stepping stones to creativity." -- Joel Corn
"Limited global warfare is my dream." -- Lex Luthor
"Limited" Infringement...Yeah, like being a "little bit" pregnant.
"Lindy knows *things* about *stuff*!!"
"Linear time What is this?" Wormhole creators.
"Linear time. What is this?" -- The Entities
"Linear time... What is this?" Wormhole creators
"Lines for bidets are shorter." -Why women like bidets #8 -JCF
"Link me in with Ambassador Delenn." - Sheridan
"Linus? Whose that?" -- clueless newbie on #Linux
"Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!" - Dorothy Gale - "The Wizard of Oz"
"Lions eat guys like us." -- Timone
"Lip-Mashing is an oddity in the wild kingdom." - Milo Bloom
"Liquor up front, poker in the rear" - Johnson's Bar & Casino
"Lisa Bonet on any given day..." -- Tom Servo
"Lisa, What's this Police Box doing here?" Bart wondered.
"Listen carefully, I'm lying!"
"Listen son, said the man with the gun, there's room for you inside"
"Listen to me Scully... they can do this!" - Fox Mulder
"Listen to me carefully: I am lying."--Harry Mudd
"Listen to me. This is not some kind of joke!"-Alice
"Listen to me. You have nothing to be afraid of." Bender
"Listen to the music of the night..." - The Phantom
"Listen to the sound of our victory." -- Le Sone
"Listen to them...children of the night."
"Listen up, folks!" - Julius Caesar, first draft.
"Listen up, you primitive screwheads!" - Ash
"Listen! Do you smell something?" -DA
"Listen! I don't have time for any of this villian banter!!!" -The Tick
"Listen, I have a .45 and a shovel, any questions?"
"Listen, have you had a chance to see the dolphins yet?"
"Listen, have you seen the dolphins yet?" - Geordi
"Listen, how about some caf?" - Garibaldi
"Listen, people, it's what you do, NOT who you do!" --Morn, DS9
"Listen, pin-beak, your mouth-wash just ain't happening!"
"Listen. Alice.." "Herbert!" "Herbert.."
"Listen." "I don't hear anything." "Exactly."
"Listen." Ben "I don't hear anything." Jake "Exactly." Ben
"Lister, Don't hum, and don't make any noises." * Rimmer
"Lister, I just saw you die." * Rimmer
"Lister, do you have a cat?" -- Captain Hollister
"Lister, have you been in that marijuana gin again?" -- Rimmer
"Lister, have you ever been hit over the head with a welding mallet?"
"Lister, stop him! Queeg's making me fit!" * Rimmer
"Lister, you're a nothing!" * Rimmer
"Lit up like a firefly just to feel the living night." -Rush
"Lite", the new way to spell "light", with 20% fewer letters!
"Lithium is no longer available on credit." <nurse>
"Little Earthquakes" -- Tori Amos
"Little Fishes" - by Anne Chovey
"Little House on the Tundra." -- Joel
"Little Joe and I will try and rope the plane." -- Mike Nelson
"Little One Mr. Woof! Come, join us!" -- Lwaxana Troi
"Little bunny guy was chafing himself on the ropes."
"Little girl! Can I borrow your...hoverboard?" Marty McFly
"Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse." - Heinlein
"Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse." - Lazarus Long
"Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse." -- Heinlein
"Little holocreatures running around, rides & games for the kiddies.."
"Little old lady got mutilated late last night..."
"Little sister, she got a lot of time she got a lot of money..."
"Little to the left. That's it." - The Mask
"Little?" Sick, yeah! But "little?" <BG>
"Live Long & Prosper"
"Live Wire" -- Motley Crue
"Live and don't learn, that's us." - - Hobbes
"Live by the sword, die by the long bow." - Henry V
"Live fast, die young, and leave a fat, bloated, ugly corpse!"
"Live forever? I'm going to die trying!"
"Live long and perspire" -- Vulcan Aerobics Instructors' salutation
"Live long and proper." - H'mmer, of Vulcan
"Live long and prospect" -- Ancient Vulcan Miners' salutation
"Live long and prosper"... Mr. Spock star trek....
"Live long and prosper, Spoke." T'Pau
"Live long and prosper." -Spock
"Live long and prosper......NOT!!!!!!!"
"Live long and suffer" -Ancient Vulcan curse
"Live to ride, ride to DIE!"- Freddy Krueger
"Live! Civic Arena: Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth and Color Me Badd!"
"Live, Highlander. Grow stronger." Methos
"Live, from the Tigris Sector, its Babylon 5!"
"Live. Grow stronger. Fight another day." -- Methos
"Living and dying in 3/4 time..."
"Living creatures, but not Human." Spock
"Living in a lighted stage approaches the unreal." -Rush
"Living in a world of make-believe..."
"Living is making choices." - Picard
"Living on a lighted stage approaches the unreal.."RUSH Limelight
"Lizards *were* hurt in the making of this film." -- Joel Robinson
"Lizards don't stand erect!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Llamas are larger than frogs."
"Lloish! Come along, we've got an out-of-town contract." V. Talthos.
"Lloyd Bridges *and* Hugh O'Brien?" -- Dr. Forrester
"Lloyd Bridges is replacing you when we go to series." -- Nelson
"Lloyd left, happy as always just to go with his life and his sanity."
"Lloyd's first thought was: Don't answer. Maybe he'll go away."
"Load PICARD.COM? (M)ake it so(B)elay that order(E)ngage."
"Lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch"
"Lock S-Foils in attack positions!" - Wedge Antilles
"Lock down those plasma relays. Please." Torres
"Lock on to Wesley's signal Maximum dispersion"
"Lock phasers and return fire." Kira
"Lock phasers on Kirk's grave--this time, we're gonna make SURE!"
"Lock phasers on their navigational deflectors." - Chakotay
"Locked coathanger in the car. Good thing I had a key!"
"Locks can be picked, Jim." McCoy
"Locomotive Breath" -- Jethro Tull
"Locutus to replicator: Pennzoil, 40 weight, hot."
"Log off and GET A LIFE !"
"Logic dictates, Captain Ferris, that YOU are right"
"Logic dictates, Captain Huerta, that YOU are wrong"
"Logic dictates, Captain, that YOU are right"
"Logic is a little bird, tweeting in a meadow."--Spock
"Logic is a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow." -- Spock
"Logic is a ring of pretty flowers...that smell BAD."--Spock
"Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell *bad*."--Spock
"Logic is little tweeting bird chirping in meadow." - Spock
"Logic is logic. That's all I say." -- Sherlock Holmes
"Logic is logic. That's all I say." Holmes
"Logic is not enough." Kirk
"Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end." -Spock
"Logic is the ultimate weapon." - Prowl, Autobot
"Logic is the ultimate weapon." -- Prowl
"Logical. Flawlessly logical." Spock "I am honored." T'Pring
"Logistically, I'll be between you and the bullet." - Legend
"Logo?" Sisko
"Lois Lane got a 'fro!" -- Tom Servo
"Lois Lane, Daily Planet. Commander Sinclair, I have a question."
"Lolly, Lolly, Lolly! Get your adverbs here!"
"Lolth be praised; all victory is her doing." - Drow Proverb
"Londo and G'Kar refuse to even speak to each other." - Delenn
"Londo has tentacles!" "No, Dear, only six!"
"Londo, I beg you, don't do this." - Vir Cotto
"Loneliness begins when the spaces are filled." -The Tao of Pooh
"Lonely things like nights, I find, end finer with a friend."
"Long Way Down" - By Rip Cord Broke
"Long ago in days of old, filled with lots of greed..." - Aerosmith
"Long haired, maggot infested, environmental whackos" : Rush Limbaugh
"Long live the Great Tokyo Empire!"
"Long live the King." - Scar
"Long live the fighters!" -- Muad'Dib
"Long live the king" -Scar, The Lion King.
"Long you live and high you fly" -Pink Floyd
"Longer, Lower, Wider...The '49 Hudson is the car for You!"
"Look *that* up in your Funk 'N' Wagnell."
"Look Bones! It's Agent Mulder!"..."He's a fed, Jim!"
"Look Ma! I'm ROADkill!!" -- Jim Carrey, 'The Mask.'
"Look Ma! She's making wool!"
"Look Ma, No Thumbs!" - By Justice Fingers
"Look Mom...no cavities!" Crest...with Fluoristan...1956
"Look Up America, See What We've Got! Coca-Cola" -1974
"Look Wilma - shiny rock, bend over." -- John Larroquette
"Look after Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him." - Hugo Drax
"Look around and choose your own ground" -Pink Floyd
"Look around and choose your own ground..."
"Look around, we'll see who's laughing last!"-RUSH
"Look at 'im...he's so cute and all alone......Can we keep him?" -Pumbaa
"Look at all the Indians!" - General Custer
"Look at all the follicles, Uncle Bert!"
"Look at all the indians!" - G Custer.
"Look at all those Indians" - General Custer.
"Look at all those blackbirds," Tom crowed.
"Look at me you idiot, I'm a guy! Oh no!" - Ranma
"Look at me! I'm William Conrad!" -- TV's Frank
"Look at me! I am a woman! I am all women!" Sylvia
"Look at me! I'm William Conrad!" -- TV's Frank
"Look at me! I'm a little red robot with inarticulate arms!"
"Look at me! I'm a ninny! A wooden-headed dum-dum!" - Brain
"Look at me, Brain! I'm Heidi! Yodel-eh-ee-narf!" - Pinky
"Look at me, Brain! I'm Heidi! Yo-del-a-hee-*NARF*!!!" - Pinky
"Look at me, Brain! I'm Heidi! Yodel-eh-ee-narf!" - Pinky
"Look at me, I'm Heidi! Yodelayee*NARF*!" - Pinky
"Look at me, ma! I'm on top of the chimney," said Tom superfluously.
"Look at me. I'm a bailiff. I stand." - Bull Shannon
"Look at my shiny kitchen floor," Tom waxed enthusiastically.
"Look at my shiny kitchen floor," said Tom, waxing enthusiastic.
"Look at th' bones!" - Tim the Enchanter
"Look at that acting! Hackman is *always* good." -- Crow
"Look at that idiot with the bow and arrow"......Harold circa 1066
"Look at that monster's sandals!" said Tom in a thing-thong voice
"Look at the blackbirds," Tom crowed.
"Look at the good things you've got."
"Look at the model!" -- Tom Servo
"Look at the size of that thing!" - Wedge
"Look at the size of those sea monkeys!" -- Joel Robinson
"Look at the sky, look at the river, isn't it good?" -Floyd
"Look at the speed with which the centuries are passing." Spock
"Look at the weaver, looming in the corner!"
"Look at this family, Fran! We can't even get a gender war right!"
"Look at this heating bill! It's stamped 'Pay Now or Die'!" - Fran
"Look at this phone bill! It's stamped 'Pay Now or Die'!"
"Look at this place!" "I missed the rat..."
"Look at this, a boy and his dog." Richie
"Look at this." - Picard to Data
"Look at those newborn kittens," said Tom literally.
"Look at those pine trees!" McCoy
"Look at your face in the mirror! I am there inside!" - Phantom
"Look at your team for a minute.. We are children" - Guinan
"Look for a crack or make a crack." Janeway
"Look for me in the tower"-Amanda Krueger
"Look good and you'll have the world in your pocket." -- Wide Load
"Look how ugly he really is!" Kirk on Gorgan
"Look in my face and tell me that I am lying." -- Eddie Dean
"Look in the hole and see the basilisk... Only 50 cents."
"Look into his eyes, and see if someone else is driving..."
"Look into my mind... no sheilds, no tricks" - Mat Stoner "No chance" - Talia
"Look into the eyes of The Dragon and despair." -- Merlin
"Look kid, when I tell you you're going to fly, believe it." - Aahz
"Look like Gelfling, do I? Stupid Garthim!"
"Look matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one."
"Look out Earth, the slime's coming home!" * Lister
"Look out for that bird!" cried Tom, ducking.
"Look out now, 'cause the future's here!"
"Look out world! I'm full of Tang!" The Tick
"Look out! They found Jimmy Hoffa!" -- Tom Servo
"Look out! The Bridge Of The Future is OUT!"
"Look out! They found Jimmy Hoffa!" -- Tom Servo
"Look out, honey... Torgo's been marking his territory." -- Joel
"Look out, there are llamas!"
"Look out. Its the Bad Year Blimp!" - Lonestar
"Look out... That's disgusting!" -- Tom Servo
"Look under the green Jell-O," Tom said, sublimely.
"Look up because the sky could fall on you!" -Yellow Dancer
"Look up, look up, look up! The sky is falling!" -Yellow Dancer.
"Look upon my first kingdom!" - Mojo "I'm not impressed." - Spiral
"Look upon your executioners, killer of children!" -- Kang
"Look what I found here! A bagpipe!" -- Tom Servo
"Look what the cat dragged in!" "That you, #FN#?"
"Look what the cat dragged in!" "That you, @TOFIRST@?"
"Look what the cat dragged in!".... "Spot?!"
"Look who's here! Stranger in a strange land!" -- Tommy
"Look who's heresi-li-con valley." (Elaine)
"Look who's staying with us! It's our special friend!" - Yakko
"Look who's talking about fragile shoulders..." -- Mike Nelson
"Look who's talking." - Yakko
"Look! A crotchety old minor!" -- Yakko
"Look! A giant PEZ dispenser" -- Wakko
"Look! A holo-demon has posessed my data system" - Londo Molari.
"Look! A thermos full of phlegm!" - - Calvin
"Look! I'm an AT-AT! I'm an AT-AT!" -- Mudslide
"Look! It's Francis Ford Copolla!" -- Tom Servo
"Look! It's Tibby's burial mound!" "Shut Up!!!"
"Look! It's a male!" -Ranma (about P-Chan)
"Look! It's big fat Scotty from Star Trek!" -- Yakko Warner
"Look! It's the MST3K logo up there!" -- Tom Servo
"Look! Mouseburger and french flies!" - Beavis
"Look! Now he's a Wallenda!" -- Tom Servo
"Look! She put her breasts on!" -- Tom Servo
"Look! She's dressed for the Benny Hill audition!" -- Crow
"Look! The mad light! Go! Fetch! Get it!" -- Mike Nelson
"Look! The night. It's so bright, it'll blind you." -- Mae
"Look! The sign is leaking!" -- Tom Servo
"Look! There goes Ted Turnover!" -- Yakko Warner
"Look! There's the old man from Scene 24!" -- King Arthur
"Look! Time of death 12:05 a.m. December 26th!" -- Hawkeye
"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's..."
"Look! Velveeta sticks to the ceiling!" -- Opus Penguin
"Look! <Sniff> Lemur scat! We must be close..." -- Tom Servo
"Look! A crotchety old minor!" - Yakko
"Look! A giant PEZ dispenser..." - Wakko
"Look! A thermos full of phlegm!" - Calvin
"Look! He's protecting himself with a zesty tartar sauce!"
"Look! I'm cold, I'm wet, and I'm just plain scared!" - Janet
"Look! It's Flea! It's Flea!" "Flea is cool." huh huh huh
"Look! It's Francis Ford Copolla!" -- Tom Servo
"Look! It's big fat Scotty from Star Trek!" Yakko Warner
"Look! It's the MST3K logo up there!" -- Tom Servo
"Look! Now he's a Wallenda!" -- Tom Servo
"Look! She put her breasts on!" -- Tom Servo
"Look! She's dressed for the Benny Hill audition!" -- Crow
"Look! Someone beaming down from the bridge!" Sulu
"Look! The mad light! Go! Fetch! Get it!" -- Mike Nelson
"Look! The sign is leaking!" -- Tom Servo
"Look! There it is!" Margo Lane
"Look! There's ANOTHER disadvantaged boy!" Homer Simpson
"Look! Velveeta sticks to the ceiling!" -Opus
"Look! there's the old man from Scene 24!"
"Look, Ah say look at me when ah'm talkin' to y'all boy..." Foghorn
"Look, Bones, it's Ensign Clampett." "He's Jed, Jim."
"Look, Calvin, my poster *won*!" Susie "HUH?!" Calvin
"Look, Crap-" "That's 'Crawl,' Sir."
"Look, Homer! The I.R.S.!" "BBOOOOOO!" "Oh 'boo' yourself!"
"Look, I don't have time for this." - Garibaldi
"Look, I don't know what happened." O'Brien to O'Brien
"Look, I got a girl in the oven..." -- Mike Nelson
"Look, I have no reason to believe Q is lying." - Picard
"Look, I just bought this dress." Det. Phillips
"Look, I told you. We're in an anarcho-sindicalist commune." Monty
"Look, I'm not saying she did anything wrong." Carey
"Look, I'm standing naked before you." -- Tori Amos
"Look, I've got salt in my crack."
"Look, Ma! I'm roadkill!" The Mask
"Look, Ma! I'm roadkill!" - S. Ipkiss
"Look, Ma! I'm roadkill!" - The Mask
"Look, Sisko, I'm a security officer, a good one." - Odo
"Look, a message in a bottle!" "Fanmail from a flouder?"
"Look, can I get a word in her?" -- Tom Servo
"Look, can we get this show on the road?" -- Bowler
"Look, do you wanna get married, or don't you?" - Sinclair
"Look, do you want my help or what?" - Wesley
"Look, don't worry. Everything's going to be fine. Trust me." - Han
"Look, if we built this large wooden badger..." -- Sir Bedevir
"Look, it's a hat! It's not going to hurt you." -- Leia
"Look, it's a rainbow!" Det. Phillips
"Look, maybe we could make a deal." Bashir
"Look, mom, I've got rabies." - Calvin
"Look, pal... I was nailed to a tree for being a nice guy!"
"Look, there was this woman on Mars..." - Garibaldi
"Look, we all have our breaking point." -- Hawkeye
"Look, you stupid b------, you've got no arms left." --Monty Python
"Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left." --Arthur
"Look. It's trying to think." -- Albert Rosenfeld
"Look. If we built this large wooden badger...." -- Sir Bedevir
"Look. In principle, I agree with you." Sheridan
"Look. We're so smooth, we're growing beards on our hands..." - Butthead
"Look... no hablo beatnik, okay?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Looking back, its easy to think of what you should have done."
"Looking beyond the embers of bridges burning behind us...." -Pink Floyd
"Looking for Mr. Good Bomb..." -- Mike Nelson
"Looking for UART at FX1050? What does that mean?" -- Tom Servo
"Looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets." -- Tori Amos
"Looking for a saviour in these dirty streets" - Tori Amos
"Looking for a saviour underneath these dirty sheets" - Tori Amos
"Looking for the Xaositect's faction headquarters, clueless?"
"Looking for the truth?" "Precisely, Mr. Mulder!"
"Looking for two honest men, Radar?" -- Trapper
"Looking? Found someone you have I would say, hmmmmm?" - Yoda
"Lookit Mr. What-a-difference-a-day-makes over here." - Bobby Goodfeathr
"Lookno hablo beatnik, okay?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Looks DO Matter" said the Invisible Man
"Looks as though he's been attacked by an animal." -- Picard
"Looks like Aaron Spelling's house." - Yakko
"Looks like I picked the wrong time to go senile!"
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."
"Looks like MacGyver!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Looks like Old Earth, around 1920, '25." McCoy
"Looks like Queen Latifah's hat..." -- Mike Nelson
"Looks like Rutherford B. Hayes just got out of the sauna..."
"Looks like SOMEBODY never learned to share!" - Yakko
"Looks like Snuffy Smith's prescription..." -- Mike Nelson
"Looks like Starfleet's changed our minds for us." O'Brien
"Looks like a Cajun cooking show..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Looks like a Chinese Pee Wee Herman..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Looks like a Gino Vanelli concert..." -- Joel Robinson
"Looks like a bioelectrical signature." Neelix
"Looks like a bomb was sent up in the Umbilicus..." -- Crow
"Looks like a giant Chicken McNugget!" -- Joel Robinson
"Looks like a tongue war!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Looks like backstage at the Penn and Teller concert." -- Joel
"Looks like beer, Norm."..."Call me Mister Lucky."
"Looks like he's moving in with you." -- Rom
"Looks like his BVD's are holding up pretty good." -- Joel
"Looks like it hurts to be him!" -- Tom Servo
"Looks like it locked up, huh?" -- Mike Nelson
"Looks like it's going to be a free country!"
"Looks like it's to be unanimouse." - Throttle
"Looks like my plunging neckline just took a dive." - Elvira
"Looks like some local color." "Yeah... White trash!"
"Looks like someone already ate it once..." -- Tom Servo
"Looks like something my dad would buy..." -- Mike Nelson
"Looks like the Exxon Valdez has been here." -- Crow T. Robot
"Looks like the montage finally blew over."
"Looks like the splunkie's about to hit the fan"
"Looks like they forgot to strike the Time Tunnel set." -- Crow
"Looks like they sailed right into the rinse cycle." -- Joel
"Looks like they're on a Dr. Who set..." -- Joel Robinson
"Looks like this scene was shot by a bank camera." -- Crow
"Looks like we're all in the same boat." -- LaForge
"Looks like we've made a new friend." Sisko
"Looks like you broke your arm a few years ago." Crusher
"Looks like you cheated death again." -- Bashir
"Looks like you finally got what you wanted." Paris
"Looks like you got stood up." -- Joe Dawson
"Looks like you have bigger problems." Quark
"Looks like you've been lucky." Bashir
"Looks ripe, but is it JUICY?"- Freddy Krueger
"Looks to me like a marginally volitile hostige situation, Max." - Sam
"Looks uncomputable to me", said Tom haltingly.
"Loosen a few more bars and we're outta the credits!" -- Nelson
"Lord Magician, the King would like to see you." - General Badaxe
"Lord Morrolan, I must insist." - Lady Norathar e'Lanya
"Lord Vader, you WILL show me some respect" Palpatine "Pfblt" Vader
"Lord give me chastity - but not yet." - Saint Augustine
"Lord give me patience... But Hurry!" - Heinlein
"Lord give me patience... But Hurry!" - Lazarus Long
"Lord have mercy on the working man"
"Lord knows, you upset the Scots, you're likely to get kilt." - jms
"Lord, don't let this doofus atheist croak..."
"Lord, what fools these mortals be !" - Shakespeare
"Lore is no longer functioning, sir." Data
"Lore promised clarity and purpose." Hugh
"Lore's only feeding you the negative ones." La Forge
"Lore, I must deactivate you now." Data
"Loreena Bobbit - Ah, now there's a warrior's woman."
"Loreena Bobbitt, now there's a warrior's woman" - Worf
"Lorena Bobbit, Mohel from Hell."
"Loretta Lynn in `Co-Pilot's Daughter'." -- Tom Servo
"Lose Weight Now" - By Y. B. Phatt
"Lose magnificently, or not at all." - H. Anderson
"Lose my leg? None of my suits will fit!" * Cat
"Lose the Ringo hat!" -- Joel Robinson
"Lose your duckie in the shower, Frank?" -- Trapper
"Losers! Losers! L-whosers!" -- Ace Ventura
"Losing your touch, eh Crow?" -- Tom Servo
"Lost in time ... and lost in space ... and meaning."
"Lot of betwixt other stuff and foresoothing..." -- Tom Servo
"Lot of brooding going on here..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Lot's show red intense." - Kira ("Babel")
"Lots Of Laughs" By Joe Kinn
"Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow." -
"Lots of files." Mulder "Lots and lots of files." Scully
"Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle, sometimes." Keeler
"Lots of people have died and gone on to do really really well."
"Lots to talk about, lots to explain." Merik
"Lotta goofin' off in the undercover business..." -- Tom Servo
"Lotta paper work in the other dimension!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Lotta white trash down there..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Louie, Lou-ai, ohhh, bay-bee..."--O'Brien
"Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction." - Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872
"Louise, dump the milk! The cat drinks unleaded from now on!"
"Lousy piece of Cardassian CRAP!!!"--O'Brien
"Lousy teachers, trying to palm off our kids on us!" - Homer
"Love - a grave mental disease." - Plato
"Love At First Sight, I know this can't be happening..."
"Love Gun" -- KISS
"Love In Chains" -- Paul Stanley
"Love Thy Neighbour - But don't get caught." - Heinlein
"Love Thy Neighbour - But don't get caught." - Lazarus Long
"Love Thy Own Self" - By O.E. Pullit And Howie Pullit
"Love a drive in the country, don't you?" - 007 (F.Y.E.O.)
"Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks..."
"Love and do what you will." -St. Augustine
"Love and dying have been my life." - Roland
"Love built as beauty, soon as beauty, dies." -- John Donne
"Love can hope where reason would despair." Lord Lyttleton
"Love ceases to be pleasure when it ceases to be secret." -Behn
"Love comes from blindness, friendship from knowledge."
"Love doesn't subtract--it multiplies." -Heinlein
"Love every song sung in lightness and laughter..." -Jarreau
"Love for life is my affliction..." -Al Jarreau
"Love happens to men and women who don't know each other."
"Love has no other desire than to fulfil itself." -Gibran
"Love hurts!", by John Bobbitt.
"Love hurts." - John Bobbitt
"Love in this part of the world is no sinecure." -Byron
"Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics."
"Love is a passion that hath friends in the garrison." -- Savile
"Love is being stupid together." - Calvin
"Love is deaf as well as blind, that's it!" -Merlin
"Love is deaf as well as blind...and walks with a limp." -SLR
"Love is like measles; we all have to go through it." -Jerome
"Love is more than gold or great riches." -Lydgate
"Love is not in our choice, but in our fate." - Dryden
"Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds." -Shakespeare
"Love is often cured by a second look." By, Micelle B. Anspach - 1973
"Love is still and sweat remains a cherished gift unselfish feeling."
"Love is still and sweat remains a cherished gift unselfish feeling."
"Love is the crocodile on the river of desire." -- Bhartihari
"Love is the meaning of life, life is the meaning of love."
"Love is the only law I know..."
"Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise." -Johnson
"Love is tough but life is tougher." --The Rutles
"Love it or leave it!" comes back to haunt right-wingers.
"Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind." - Shakespeare
"Love lost, fire at will, dum-dum bullets and shoot to kill..."
"Love one another as I have loved You" J.Christ
"Love sometimes expresses itself in sacrifice." -Kirk
"Love sounds the alarm, and fear is flying." -Gay
"Love the sinner - Hate the sin" "Uh oh.." - Calvin and his dad
"Love the sinner but hate the sin." -- St. Augustine
"Love warps the mind a little from the right." -Crabbe
"Love watching madness with unalterable mein." -Byron
"Love won't break your heart...it will crush it." -Rollins
"Love your suit." -- Hannibal Lector
"Love yourself....What else is more important in life?"
"Love" is "Magic"!!!
"Love's a Bitch, Duck..."
"Love's pleasure lasts a moment." -De Florian
"Love's sorrow lasts all through life." -De Florian
"Love, lust--what's the difference?" (at 3 in the morning)
"Love--a grave mental disease." -Plato
"Love: Two minds without a single thought." -Philip Barry
"Love? Strange words. Children, love." Akuta
"Loved, become better control, entire hope." Jake
"Lovejoy's a hanging priest." -- Tom Servo
"Lovely Lady Liberty, with her book of recipes!"
"Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam!"
"Lovely Stars, Pity when they are gone." -Kosh.
"Lovely party, pity I wasn't invited."-Ace Ventura
"Lovely thing, isn't she?" -- Claudius "Very." -- Kirk
"Lovely." - Mulder on examining flukeworm
"Lovok is a Changeling." Garak
"Lower the force field." Worf
"Lt Woof!" "It is *WORF* madam." "Whatever."
"Lt. Dan! What are you doin' here?!" Forrest Gump
"Lt. Dan, this is my Jenny." Forrest Gump
"Lt. Paris has gotten himself into torouble." Janeway
"Lt. Woof." "It is *Worf*, madam." "Whatever...."
"Lt. Yar, you are a natural blonde!" - Data
"Lt., do you intend to blast a hole in the viewer?" Picard to Worf.
"Lt., you're with me. You too, Doc. Time to be a hero." "Yes, sir!"
"Lubricant. Pennzoil. Steaming hot." * Locutus of Borg
"Luck be a lizard tonight!" -- Joel Robinson
"Luckily I had some duct tape in my wallet" -Red Green
"Luckily my bathrobe took the brunt of it." Arthur (Tick)
"Luckily, our honeymoon suite had a TV in the bedroom."
"Lucky shot." Hercules
"Lucretia, my reflection, dance the ghost with me..." - Sisters of Mercy
"Lucus is a part of you, Caleb." Merlyn Temple
"Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die." Tim Steeves
"Luke Luke Use the MOUSE, Luke" - Obi Wan Gates
"Luke! Fighters on your tail!" |*| (*) |*|
"Luke, Han, Leia, and my favorite: Obi Wan! They're all here!"
"Luke, I'm your mother." - Yoda
"Luke, don't give in to hate - that leads to the dark side." - Obi-Wan
"Luke, don't turn off the flashlight! That leads to the Dark Side."
"Luke, join me or you'll star in Corvette Summer!" -- Mike Nelson
"Luke... Kick his ass Luke... Kick his ass and take his wallet..."
"Luke... Luke... Use the MOUSE, Luke" - Obi Wan Gates
"Luke... use the mouse, Luke..." - Obi-Windows
"Luke....Luke....Use the MOUSE, Luke!" -- Obi Wan
"Luke...kick his ass, Luke... kick his ass and take his wallet..."
"LukeLukeUse the MOUSE, Luke" - Obi Wan Gates
"Lukeuse the mouse, Luke" - Obi-Windows
"Luminous beings are we... not this crude matter." - Yoda
"Lumpiest couple of cowboys I've ever seen." -- Crow T. Robot
"Luna, the moon, is sister to our Mother" -- Miranda Wayfarer
"Lunch?" - Fox Mulder after toads fell from sky
"Lurking" isn't a fitting occupation for a Warrior!
"Lutheran Pacific Railroad?" -- Mike Nelson
"Lux soap will make your husband gay." From a late '30's ad.
"Lydia, this is my friend, Hercules." Diolus
"Lying on the floor next to his own severed head."
"Lyla. Does she remind you of someone we know?" Salmoneus
"Lynx hit him and didn't draw blood? Start dodging!"
"M is for the many things she taught me..." - Oedipus
"M is for the military-industrial machine!" -- Joel Robinson
"M-I-C (See you real soon!) K-E-Y (Why? Because we like you!) M-O-U-S-
"M-O-O-N spells Tom Cullen." -- Tom Cullen
"M-O-O-N spells Tom Cullen... Everyone knows that!" Stephen King
"M-O-O-N, that spells Nebraska!" -Steven King's "The Stand"
"M-O-O-N, that spells bike, laws yes." -- Tom Cullen
"M-O-O-N, that spells sore feet." - Tom Cullen
"M5 *thinks,* Captain." Daystrom
"M5 doesn't know it's a game." McCoy
"M5 is out of a job!" Kirk
"MA! I managed to miss the schoolbus!"
"MAN (n): An abbreviation of woman."
"MARGE! BEER ME!" - Homer
"MC&D" - This is *NOT* a "Test my brand-new aardvark" echo
"ME or THAT computer" she said... that was yesterday
"ME!" is NOT a Borg identification. You are now 1 of 5.5 billion.
"MEGAWEAPON! MEGAWEAPON! MEGAWEAPON!"
"MEN Wanted!" ALL Positions. Will train!
"MEOW". . . SPLAT . . . "RUFF" . . . SPLAT . . . (Raining cats & dogs)
"MEOW"... "WOOF"... It's a two-litter engine!
"MEOW"...SPLAT..."RUFF"...SPLAT... (Raining cats & dogs)
"MERIT STONE-WHEAT CRACKERS!" -- TV's Frank
"MISS WORMWOOD!!!!"--Susie Derkins
"MITCHELL!" -- Tom Servo
"MMMMMmmmmmm.. Foot-long Chili Dog!" - Homer Simpson
"MMMMOOOOOMMMMMM!"...The Kurgan
"MMMPHMPH," said Pooh, leaning his head out the window
"MOM! LOOK! I'm evolved!"
"MOM" is an exhibitionist! Turn her upside down and she says "WOW".
"MOM, Bart's taking a picture of his butt!" - Lisa
"MON-STAH!!!" -any Godzilla movie
"MOON CRESCENT POWER!" - Sailor Moon
"MR. WORF! THAT IS AN ORDER!" Riker
"MS-DOS is a boot sector virus."
"MUMPS? Ooh, the kissing disease! My little girl's growin' up!"
"MUST...DESTROY...MANKIND.......oops! Time for lunch!" --homer.
"MWAH! Goodnight everybody!" - Yakko
"MWAH! Thank you." - Wakko
"MY HAT!!"--Fizban "Uhhh...it's on your head."--Tas
"MY HAT!" - Zifnab "It's on your head." - the dragon.
"MY HAT!"--Fizban "Uhm...it's on your head."--Tasslehoff
"MY LIFE IN CRIME" by Upton O. Goode
"Ma'am will do in a pinch. However, I prefer `Captain'." --Janeway
"Ma'am! Ma'am? You forgot your hot rollers." -- Mike Nelson
"Ma'am, I can make it any size you want." - Odo
"Maab understands that Klingons are our sworn enemies!" McCoy
"Mabee you should see a p-sychiatrist."--Wakko Warner
"Mabye we should slay *him*." - Dot Warner
"Mabye we should slay *him*."-Dot
"Mac, it's already gone to far" -- Richie Ryan
"Mac, this is Dana Scully. Agent Scully, Duncan McLeod."
"Mac... will we ever have to face each other?" -- Richie Ryan
"MacIntyre and Pierce, that's what happened!" -- Frank Burns
"Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 57..." -- Tom Servo
"Machines to save our lives... machines dehumanize."
"Macooy, bring OUR child!" - Eleen
"Macooy, bring our child!" -- Eleen
"Macro head... haha Micro brain." Q to Worf
"Macros will do that to you deary....."
"Macross: Do You Remember Love?" "Macross II: Nope..."
"Macwill we ever have to face each other?" -- Richie Ryan
"Mad about the boy." Norma Desmond
"Madam, this is no laughing matter." - Bashir
"Madame - I am a doctor, not a bartender!" - Doc Zimmerman
"Made a little nest." "He used his own secretions."
"Made it back, but we lost him. Radiation poisoning." - Franklin
"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!" James Cagney
"Made one of these for the kids last Christmas." - Q (D.A.F.)
"Madness has no purpose. Or reason. But it may have a goal." - Spock
"Madness takes it's toll..." "Exact change, please."
"Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change"
"Madness" is made possible by viewers like you
"Madonna, fire phasers at Mr Worf" ... Zzzzzap!
"Mafia hit man with a bullet for my neck..."
"Magenta has just released the dogs." -- Riff Raff
"Magenta. Columbia. Go and assist @FN@."
"Magic Johnson did not practice safe sex, and we made him a hero."
"Magic and technology, voodoo dolls and chants" - Weird Science
"Magic is just undiscovered technology" -Dr. Strange
"Magic-users are no match for fighters." - Fred. <ZOT!> - Kask.
"Maid's night off," said Tom helplessly. -Edward J O'Brien
"Mainstream commercial nihilism can't be trusted?" - Calvin
"Maintain course andReport!" Janeway
"Maintain my fish belly white complexion..." -- Tom Servo
"Maintenance named it the B5 Triangle." Garibaldi
"Maiwage. Maiwage is what bwing us togever today." --Bishop (TPBride)
"Major Frank Burns." -- Potter. "Just friends, sir!" -- Hoolihan
"Major Hoolihan threw me out of the nurses' tent." -- Klinger
"Major, Constable, would you care to join us?" Sisko
"Major, I just love a woman in uniform!" -Quark
"Major, I've never seen you looking so ravishing."
"Major, I've never seen you more ravishing." Garak
"Major, can I have a word with you?" - Sisko
"Major, larks true pepper." O'Brien
"Majordomo bird, hippity hop all the way to the birdie boiler." --Bonzai
"Majority Rule can be the worst tyranny of all." - Heinlein
"Make 'em laugh.. make 'em cry... make 'em dance in the aisles"
"Make a Batman movie but don't call Adam West." -- Crow T. Robot
"Make a sentence from these words: Face, Sodding, Your, Shut."
"Make a sound and I'll break your neck." Klingon Torres
"Make another pot of coffee, dear. I'm going to read mail."
"Make deals, not war." - Swindle
"Make each sensation a little bit stronger"
"Make heavy demands on your men in practice." -Rommel
"Make her sound like a kazoo!" -- Joel Robinson
"Make it SOO" - Picard
"Make it a quick, single thrust!" Claudius Marcus
"Make it blow" -Picard to air conditioner repairman
"Make it grow!" - Picard to his Barber
"Make it look like we're in serious trouble." Torres
"Make it quick, I have important business." Quark to Odo
"Make it sew." * Picard to his tailor.
"Make it so Number one" - Captain Picard.
"Make it so!!" - Capt. Picard
"Make it so!" -Patrick Stewart
"Make it so!" Capt. Jean-Luc Picard, circa 24th century
"Make it so!"....Mr.Tricorder
"Make it so" * John Luc Picard.
"Make it so, Pinky." "Aye, aye, Brain...er, Captain! Narf!"
"Make it so-da" -Picard to Replicator
"Make it so." "So mote it be." Coincidence? Connection?
"Make it so." * Jean-Luc Picard
"Make it so." - Picard
"Make love not war" people probably flunked both.
"Make manners your watchword in everything you do." - Stu Redman
"Make me breakfast, and perhaps I'll consider it" - Troi
"Make me." Tanya
"Make mine a cub sandwich." - Shenzi
"Make mistakes and confuse the enemy." - The Doctor
"Make my day. Make me whole again" - Tori Amos
"Make no heroes," my father said. --The voice of Ghanima, From the Oral History
"Make sure you've got plenty of film in your camera."
"Make that paranoia of yours pay off for once..." - Cobra to Rollins
"Make them laugh, make them cry, make them lay down and die" -Floyd
"Make them mad, make them sad, make them add two and two" -Floyd
"Make them me, make them you, make them do what you want them to"
"Make up your mind, Edwin! The chicken is getting confused!
"Make up your mind; do you want us to patronize you or not?" - Dire Wolf
"Make us feel tough and wouldn't Maggie be pleased?" - Floyd
"Make way for the Ku Klux Clowns!" -- Tom Servo
"Make wind chimes of the Holy Rings for all I care!" -- Troi
"Make with the chow, broads!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Make with the death!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Make your 486 a Gameboy; type WIN3 at the C:\>."
"Make your choice, fighting man. me or the Fremen." -- Tuek
"Make your money with a suit and a tie."
"Make your opponent think you know more than you know" - Sheriaden
"Make your peace with the gods." Urza to Londo
"Make your peace, Mr. Rollins..." - Eisen
"Makeout police! Come out with your lips up!" -- Mike Nelson
"Makes me feel like I'm driving." (Jerry)
"Makes me wanna stay, what they said was real, makes me wanna steal."
"Makes me want to write poetry - or bake a ham, I forget which." - Dot
"Makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it? Can we have your liver?"
"Making Crime Pay - By Robin Steal
"Making Explosives" - By Stan Wellback
"Making Salad" By Oy L. and Vin Egar
"Making love is a mental illness that wastes time and energy."China 1971
"Making mud pies double oh seven?" - Blofeld (Diamonds Are Forever)
"Making of a Terrorist..." -- Mike Nelson
"Making preliminary search of area..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Making this clock run again will be a breeze," Tom said windily.
"Making way for hazy afternoon sunshine." - Freakazoid
"Male Anatomy" - By Hugh G. Rection
"Male and female he created them." -- Genesis 1:27
"Malfunction: Too less water." - A notice left on a coffee machine
"Malibu Barbie Car!" -- Mike Nelson
"Maligayang Pasko at Manigong Bagong Taon!" - Tagalog/Phillipine Xmas
"Mama Cass summed it up best when she said, `GaKCHH'!" -- Leary
"Mama said they were my magic shoes." Forrest Gump
"Mama say stupid is as stupid does." Forrest Gump
"Mama told me not to come." --Three Dog Night
"Mama! Not my kind of rock and roll." - Modo
"Mama's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you" -Pink Floyd
"Mama, can we watch `Much Before Nothing' again?" -- Carl Chamness
"Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be taglines..."
"Mama, face it: I was the slut of all time." Elizabeth Taylor
"Maman." -Anatole France (1844-1924), French man of letters, last word
"Mamasha!" -Vaslav Nijinsky (1890-1950, ballet dancer, last word
"Mamie Eisenhowery?" -- Mike Nelson
"Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy." -Confucius
"Man and mystery," - Phantom "Are both in you!" - Christine
"Man can have unity if Man will give up freedom." -- Auden
"Man cannot be too careful in his choice of enemies." George Sanders
"Man didn't find the animals amusing." -- Nietzsche
"Man doth not live by bread alone." -- Deuteronomy 8:3
"Man has never been the same since God died." -- Millay
"Man has the one true religion. Several of them!" - Twain
"Man have more hair on chest than woman,
"Man hays the one true religion. Several of them!" -- Twain
"Man in clean shirt no fix laser printers" - Confusus
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." -- Lily Tomlin
"Man is a dominating animal by his nature." - Hobbes
"Man is a piece of the universe made alive." Emerson
"Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains."
"Man is born into trouble, as the sparks fly upward." - Job 5:7
"Man is by nature a political animal." - Aristotle
"Man is free to think as his reason tells him." -- Spinoza
"Man is more ape than many of the apes." -- Nietzsche
"Man is only truly great when he acts from passion." -- Disraeli
"Man is quite insane." -- Montaigne
"Man is something to be surpassed." -- Nietzsche
"Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to." - Mark Twain
"Man is, by his constitution, a religious animal." -- Burke
"Man is, by nature, a political animal." -- Aristotle
"Man must be faithful to himself." -- Paine
"Man must reach for the stars, else he will wither and die." - Heinlein
"Man should learn how to mastabatecome in handy"
"Man that have sex with hole in ground have piece on earth"
"Man that lightening sounds clo........NO CARRIER"
"Man those are big pants!" -The Tick "
"Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam"
"Man trapped in sewer eat shit and die"
"Man trapped in whore house get jerked around"
"Man who bounce woman on bed spring this spring have
"Man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet pussy"
"Man who drive like hell bound to get there!"
"Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time"
"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money"
"Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons"
"Man who eat pussy do lip service"
"Man who fart in church sit in his own pew!"
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
"Man who finger girl having period may get caught red handed"
"Man who get paid pick up chick"
"Man who go out with flat chested woman feel shallow"
"Man who go to McDonald's eat out stinky meat"
"Man who go to bed with diarrhea wake up in deep shit"
"Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand"
"Man who has woman on ground has piece on earth!"
"Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!"
"Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!"
"Man who lifts stones off woman get rocks off"
"Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new-key!"
"Man who mastabate only screwing himself"
"Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money"
"Man who meows ate pussy!"
"Man who paints on toilet door is a shithouse painter"
"Man who pull out too fast leave rubber"
"Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end"
"Man who put hand in pocket feels cocky all day"
"Man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in the mouth!"
"Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train
"Man who runs behind car gets exhausted!"
"Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails"
"Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink"
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night"
"Man who sleeps with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger"
"Man who smoke pot choke on handle."
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
"Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"Man with athletic fingers, make broad jump." -Confucius
"Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs"
"Man with hand in pocket is having a ball"
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day!"
"Man with holes in pockets feels nuts."
"Man with no legs bums around"
"Man with one chopstick go hungry"
"Man with tool in woman's mouth, not necessarily a dentist"
"Man your ships! And may the Force be with you!" - Dodonna
"Man! She's good!" - The Tick
"Man! That was /intense/!" --Todd "Invigorating." -- Worf, LGD
"Man! That was REALLY WEIRD! How long was I out?"
"Man" is an animal that thinks; "chicken" is an animal that flies
"Man's the bad child of the universe." - Oppenheim
"Man, Barnaby Jones had better fight scenes than this mov
"Man, I get weirder things than you in my breakfast cereal!"
"Man, I hate lions!" -Banzai, The Lion King.
"Man, I really smelled up the joint!" -- Mike Nelson
"Man, I'm tired of being right." -- Ace Ventura
"Man, I've never told such a lie... at least, not fully clothed."
"Man, an animal that makes bargains." - Adam Smith
"Man, born of woman is of few days; full of trouble." Job
"Man, born of woman, is of few days..." -- Job 5:5
"Man, does he ever stop telling war stories?" - Keffer
"Man, if we could see that, it would be *so* scary!" -- Joel
"Man, night falls fast around here!" -- Joel Robinson
"Man, that was *awful*!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Man, this place comes alive at night..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Man, those are big pants!" -The Tick "
"Man, what an ugly horse." -- Al Calavicci
"Man, you guys are EL-DER-LY!!" - The Terror
"Man... if you can't out-act a post..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Managed to pull it off without a moment's suspense." -- Crow
"Maneuver 13C, catch me!" **CRASH!** -The Tick to Arthur
"Mango-mania!" -- Tom Servo
"Manic Depression is so ugly you can feel it..."
"Manic Depression is so ugly you can feel it..." - Jimi H-------
"Manif you can't out-act a post..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind." JFK
"Manly men in the full bloom of manhood." - Fox Mulder
"Manly yes, but Beavis likes it too!" - Butt-Head
"Manners are acquired, not inherited!" S. PENN
"Manos was filmed on location in a vacant lot." -- Crow T. Robot
"Many Are Cold, But Few Are Frozen" - by Minnie Sota
"Many Bothans died to bring us this information." - Mon Mothma
"Many a true word is spoken in jest." -- English Proverb
"Many apil-ogies for the in-con-wien-ience".
"Many excellent cooks are spolied by becoming artists."
"Many horses, far away..." -- Mike Nelson
"Many lessons take a lifetime to learn." -- Raging Eagle
"Many men smoke but Fu Manchu"
"Many myths are based on truth." - Spock
"Many of the truths we hold dear, depend on a point of vue." OB1
"Many such journeys are possible. Let me be your Gateway." Guardian
"Many times I've wondered how much there is to know" -Zeppelin
"Many years ago, I climbed the mountains, even though it is forbidden."
"Margaret, my brains are on fire." -- Hawkeye
"Margaret, we won't get anywhere if you keep holding back." -- Hawkeye
"Marge, anyone can miss Canada, all tucked away down there." - Homer
"Marge, is this a pimple or a boil?" Homer Simpson
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." - Homer
"Marijuana carpets?" -- Tom Servo
"Marlo Thomas is "That Guy"!" -- Mike Nelson
"Marmalade", said the newly hatched chicken
"Marriage is a mistake every man should make." -George Jessel
"Marriage is give and take. I eat your cooking so you do the dishes."
"Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce." -- Frank Burns
"Marriage isn't a word ... it's a sentence."
"Marriages, Births, Dismemberments, Large Bites, Hurlings"
"Married 19 years? Earl, you must be made of steel!" - Gary
"Married men go all to pieces when their girlfriends get engaged."-BJ
"Mars ain't the kinda place you raise your kids." -- Elton John
"Mars is small, and Jupiter big, and Saturn shows off its rings."
"Marshall, Will, and Holly...on a routine expedition..."
"Marten is no more. The man in black has eaten his soul." - Oracle
"Marten was the acknowledger; My father was the mover." - Roland
"Martha Metz? Oh, yeah! The bitch!"-Ace Ventura
"Martin Milner, Airline Mechanic..." -- Mike Nelson
"Martinee, shaking not stired." -007
"Marty Robbins? Nancy Walker? Sonny Burgess?" -- TV's Frank
"Marv Has Date City Stunned..." -- Mike Nelson
"Marv's gonna buy a fresh dad..." -- Tom Servo
"Marvelous machine, the M5 unit, no off switch." McCoy
"Marvelous thing, technology!" Kalas
"Marvelous, how easily humans do that" - Data
"Marvy. Fab. Far out." - Calvin's Father
"Mary had a little lamb, with mint jelly" - Dot's Poetry Corner
"Mary had a little lamb... with mint jelly." - Dot Warner
"Mary, YOU'RE WHAT!?...OK, I've got an idea..." - Joseph
"Mary, no sleeping on the Promenade. Go home." - Odo
"Masconi? Was he some famous billiards player?" Kim
"Mash that avocado and add some seasoning," said Tom guacamole.
"Mashed potatoes can be your friend!" - A. Yankovic
"Masquerade, paper faces on parade, masquerade" Phantom Full Company
"Mass confusion? They're talking about the plot." -- Joel
"Master! We have a visitor." -- Riff Raff
"Master, Rocky has broken his chains and vanished." -- Riff
"Master, dinner is prepared!" -- Magenta
"Master, we need your skilled hands." "My skilled hands are busy!!"
"Masturbation is just too painful." - E. Scissorhands.
"Masturbation is to sex as philosophy is to real life." -- K. Marx
"Mate, this bird wouldn't 'voom' if you put 4 million volts through it!"
"Math is Hard!!!" The new talking Barbie with the pentium chip add-on.
"Math is hard, so I will eat your brain" -- New Barbie/Venom Doll
"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."
"Matron Mothers know best." - Drow Proverb
"Matt! Matt! It's Jim Kirk!" Kirk
"Matt! We're stronger with you than without you!" Kirk
"Maturity of mind is the capacity to endure uncertainty." -John Finley
"Maurice, love is not blind enough to allow me to ignore that tie."
"Maury Povich? Coco Channel? Earnest Tubbs?" -- TV's Frank
"Mawwage. Mawwage is wot bwings us togever today..." - The Bishop
"Max, a smartass kid dosen't think were scarry..." - Sam
"Maximum power." Chakotay
"May Fortune favor the foolish." -- Kirk
"May God grant you the mercy that I cannot." - The Crow
"May God grant you the mercy that I cannot." -- Eric Draven
"May God grant you the mercy that I cannot." -- The Crow
"May I ask what you offer in return for this worship?" McCoy
"May I ask when you became morale officer?" - Tuvok
"May I ask why you wanted it?" Data
"May I be excused? My brain is full." - Calvin
"May I borrow your PPG to shoot myself squarely in the head?" - Susan
"May I have a chocolate?" she asked sweetly.
"May I have one of those chocolates?" Tom said candidly.
"May I have the last dance?" "You've just had it."
"May I help you, Sahr?" - Deveel Shopkeeper
"May I introduce the family Stone?" Tom asked slyly.
"May I join you, Doctor?" Odo "By all means." Bashir
"May I join your group and sing, too?" Tom inquired.
"May I leave the room? asked the schoolboy, high-handedly.
"May I mumble dogface to the banana patch?" - S. Martin
"May I pour you a buttock? Uh, Nipp...uh, drink?" - Tom Servo
"May I remind you to BITE ME?!"
"May I say you look beautiful this morning." Neelix
"May I see a doctor?", Tom asked patiently.
"May I show you some of out latest fashions?" - Garek
"May I take your order, please?" -- TV's Frank
"May I... get you a drink, dear?" - Data
"May Kahless guide us on this day of vengence." - Kang
"May all your desires be granted at once." -Ancient Chinese curse
"May all your desires be granted at once." -- Persian Curse
"May all your guesses be right." -- McCoy
"May all your wishes come true." -Ancient Persian curse
"May an alien blood drench our furrows!" (last line, La Marsellaise)
"May an unclean yak sit in your sister's chicken soup." - Karnak
"May be armed with a large, experimental brassiere." -- Joel
"May fortune favor the foolish. - J. Kirk"
"May great Cthulhu rise and eat them." - Howard the Dolphin
"May he rest in pieces." Wambaugh
"May it fill out lives with new meaning" - Lore
"May it soon cleave goblins once again." - Thorin Oakenshield
"May our nation continue to be the BEAKON of hope to the
"May the *Flush* be with you!" - ToiletMan
"May the Force be with us." - Admiral Ackbar
"May the Fur be with you, always!"
"May the Gods avert this omen." -- Cicero
"May the Great Bird of the Galaxy bless you planet." - Sulu
"May the Great Maker forgive me" - Londo Molari
"May the Iguanas Run Free!"
"May the Lord make us truly thankful," said Tom gracefully.
"May the Prophets forgive you for abandoning them" - WWW
"May the Schwartz be with you..... Oh, what a world. - Yogurt
"May the carrier be with you."
"May the fates have mercy on you, sir."
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits." - Karnak
"May the force be with you."
"May the hair on his toes never fall out." - Thorin Oakenshield
"May the seasons turn many times for you see evil again."
"May thy knife chip and shatter"
"May we speak with him alone?" Tuvok
"May whatever God you believe in have mercy on your soul." - Q - Star Trek: The Next Generation "All Good Things"
"May whatever god you believe in, have mercy on your souls" - Q
"May ye be bitten only in daylight."
"May you find your way as pleasant." The Keeper
"May you live all the days of your life." Swift
"May you live in exciting times." -Ancient Chinese curse
"May you live in interesting times." (Ancient Chinese curse)
"May you never gag on your GAHK!" -- Klingon Saying
"May you never gag on your gahk!" -- Klingon Proverb
"May your Gahk never move off your plate." - Klingon culinary saying.
"May your future be limited only by your dreams."
"May your sails be dry and blade slick with blood."
"May your screen live long and phosphor."
"May your way be as pleasant." - The Keeper
"May your yourney be free of incidents." - Spock
"Maybe I better go to Sick Bay." La Forge
"Maybe I can fit my other foot in my mouth..."
"Maybe I can sting him to death!" -- Charly, polymorphed into a fly
"Maybe I could drop in sometime?" Q "Oh God, I hope not." Vash
"Maybe I should check your systems." Lore
"Maybe I should go" - Odo "OH, no. STAY." - Kira
"Maybe I should just save the world & blow you away right now." Kermit
"Maybe I'll get myself a few majors and go into business."-Col. Potter
"Maybe I'll protract this scene a little longer..." - Mike Nelson
"Maybe I'll try pacing fro and to for a while." - Ivanova
"Maybe I'll wear my hair UP tonight." - Marj Simpson, on her prom night
"Maybe I'm being paranoid" - Scully to Mulder
"Maybe I'm here to start the unisex revolution." -- Sam Beckett
"Maybe I'm just going crazy" - Luke Skywalker
"Maybe I'm just going crazy." - Luke
"Maybe I'm new wave" "Maybe you're just stupid" Calvin and Hobbes
"Maybe I've changed in the past few years." Sisko
"Maybe I've had 12 nice days in a row. Now I'm ready for a crappy day."
"Maybe THE UNIVERSE is fuzzy!" -Hubble Astronomers
"Maybe Zek's just giving them a box." Rom
"Maybe all we need is to get our foot in the door." - Scott
"Maybe all you need to do is work on your approach..."
"Maybe being dead isn't so bad after all!" - She-Hulk
"Maybe he didn't die for nothing." Kirk on Decker
"Maybe he left a will." Torres
"Maybe he needs the practice." - Al Unser Jr.
"Maybe he's something more, something darker. I only know that he is."
"Maybe if he had some Lava, I coulda done a better job."
"Maybe if we attack it, it will get confused, and make a mistake."
"Maybe if we hold the pages up to the light." Quark
"Maybe it *is* Irene Ryan." -- Tom Servo
"Maybe it is Pardise after all." Kirk
"Maybe it was a probe of some kind." La Forge
"Maybe it was another naked tattoo-headed man eating a fish."--Mulder
"Maybe it was just me, but college was very confusing times."
"Maybe it went with the cup and spoon...:)"
"Maybe it will work itself loose." Janeway
"Maybe it''s time for ol' Carl to move on." -- Carl Robinson
"Maybe it's Canada pretending to be England?" -- Tom Servo
"Maybe it's Tom I don't get..." -- Gypsy
"Maybe it's a light summer casket..." -- Joel Robinson
"Maybe it's an unusual away mission." -- Guinan
"Maybe it's time for ol' Carl to move on." -- Carl Robinson
"Maybe next time you'll listen when I tell you not to do something."
"Maybe nothing's here." "Maybe he's hiding something." - M&S
"Maybe now we'll get some answers." Picard
"Maybe she wanted to be a hibiscus." "Not anymore."
"Maybe she...Maybe she..."
"Maybe someday we'll settle down." "Yeah. Like silt."
"Maybe someone should have labeled the future: Some Assembly Required"
"Maybe that's how immortals do it, but I have to be more careful."
"Maybe the Nagus has gone insane!" Rom
"Maybe the universe *is* fuzzy." --Hubble Telescope Scientists
"Maybe the universe blinked." - Sinclair
"Maybe the universe really IS fuzzy?" --- Hubble Telescope Scientist
"Maybe their parachutes didn't open" - Mulder on falling toads
"Maybe there was *too* *much* wrestling..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Maybe there's a signal breach between his brain and his body" Wesley
"Maybe there's a way to mimic their functions." Doctor
"Maybe there's some kind of standard around here." "A standard for bad programming." - Lee
"Maybe they just grew up. Not me. I refuse!" - Ken Stuckas..
"Maybe this is titilating to some of the lower animals." -- Nelson
"Maybe we can find a better solution down the road." Paris
"Maybe we caught somebody's attention." La Forge
"Maybe we evolved because the Earth wanted some plastic." -- Carlin
"Maybe we should have subtitles for this." -- Tom Servo
"Maybe we should just write Dear Abby." Yakko Warner
"Maybe we should slay *him*." - Dot
"Maybe we should think twice before releasing the unholy powers of Hell." - Earl Sinclair, on the sit-com "Dinosaurs"
"Maybe we should turn the power on BEFORE we call Tech Support..."
"Maybe we're just here to give him someone to talk to." Odo
"Maybe we're not Italian enough." -- Mike Nelson
"Maybe we've been at this too long" - Beverly
"Maybe you ALL are homosexuals!" - McBain
"Maybe you are some primordial fragmentof the original big bangof STUPID
"Maybe you can change all that." Q
"Maybe you can't face her, but I can." -- Richie Ryan
"Maybe you can't, but we can." Chakotay
"Maybe you didn't hear me, thats an ambassadorial vessle" - Sheridan
"Maybe you gave up a little easily" - Geordi
"Maybe you guys need to drink more beer." - Calvin
"Maybe you need another treatment" - Data
"Maybe you'd rather hear what you can catch from a nice rare steak."
"Maybe you're not cut out for a life of depravity." -- BJ to Radar
"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a
"Maybe. Maybe not. Sounds damned good though, doesn't it?"--Stone
"Maybe. Someday. When you're ready." La Forge
"Maybe. This is no time for maybees, Doctor." Kirk
"Maybe... Try... A... More... Wooden Delivery!" -- Tom Servo
"MaybeTryAMoreWooden Delivery!" -- Tom Servo
"Maybelline! Why can't you be true?!" -- C. Berry
"Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! Eject! Ejec
"Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! Eject! Ejec...................
"Mayday, mayday... they've covered up my viewports!" -- Arsenal
"Maytag" is my middle name;
"Maytag" is my middle name; I'm an agitator.
"McCauly! What is this glove doing here?" -Mac's mom
"McCoy has somehow changed history." Kirk
"McCoy, bring OUR child." Eleen
"McDino Douglas" - maker of jet engine on Mister Lizard
"McLean Stevenson (1929-1996), Rest In Peace. That is all."
"McOdo's: It's a burger! It's a shake! It's fries!"
"Me & my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you." -Hudson
"Me against my brothers, me and my brothers against anybody else."
"Me and Charles Manson like the same ice cream" - Tori Amos
"Me and Falwell are gonna talk first thing!" -- Jesus
"Me and Jesus are gonna whip your ass!"
"Me and my over used cliches..." - Rita
"Me bad want money now, me sick." "Ooh! He card read good!"
"Me bairns! Me poor bairns!" Scott
"Me fail English? That's unpossible!" -- Ralph Wiggum
"Me hav'em heap trouble." - Tonto the programmer
"Me" is not a Borg identification, you are now 1 of 1.
"Me, Doctor?" "No, me doctor. You Mr. Bertenshaw."
"Me, Doctor?" --Scott "No, me Doctor, you Mr Dupuis." --Bashir, MPOS
"Me, I just haul my butt back and forth between starbases."
"Me, and my SHADOW, strollin' down the avenue" -Londo
"Me, and you, God only knows it's not what we would choose to do"
"Me, indecisive? SPLUNGE!!"
"Me? A skeptic? I trust you have proof..."
"Me? No, never. I imply nothing. I'm stating it bluntly. :)" - Dire Wolf
"Me? No, never. I imply nothing. I'm stating it bluntly."
"Me?" EHMP "You're the perfect choice." Paris
"Meals On Safari" - By Lionel Eecha
"Meaning that we've lost the lock-on signal from the jump gate!"
"Meanwhile, While trapped in a trunk Pizza the Hutt..."
"Meanwhile, at the Colliseum..." -- Tom Servo
"Meanwhile, at the Gotham City bank..." -- Tom Servo
"Meanwhile, at the superimposed rocket..." -- Tom Servo
"Meanwhile, at the winery of Ernest and Julio Gallo..." -- Servo
"Meanwhile, back at reality" -- G. Lucas
"Meanwhile, in a soap opera not far away..." -- Tom Servo
"Meanwhile, in another movie..." -- Tom Servo
"Meanwhile, in outer space..." -- Tom Servo
"Meanwhile, in some soap opera not far away. Ya' know?.." -- Tom Servo
"Meanwhile, in the OTHER incomprehensible plot" - Crow T. Robot
"Meanwhile, in the dark impenetrable void..." -- Tom Servo
"Meanwhile, in the same room across town..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Meanwhile, in yet *another* movie..." -- Servo
"Meanwhile, on Trapper John, MD..." -- Tom Servo
"Measuring a summer's day, I only finds it slips away to grey"
"Meat is murder, Frank..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Meat... vanilla... catchers mit... squirrel..." -- Tom Servo
"Medical men are trained in logic, Mr. Spock." McCoy
"Medically Soothing Beverages" - by Dr. Pepper
"Meditation is the seeing of what is and going beyond it." -Krishnamurti
"Medusa" -- Anthrax
"Meet Greg and Gary", said Tom gregariously
"Meet John Brain!"
"Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe"
"Meet me at the Soda Fountain...Coca-Cola" - 1954
"Meet my latest girlfriend," said Geordi unsteadily.
"Meeting Tom gave me the push I needed." Adel Renn
"Mega-Dittos, Rush! You tell me EVERYTHING I need to think!!"
"Mega-Servo was out there!" -- Tom Servo
"MegaHertz" - When something is really painfull
"Megahertz--when something is really, REALLY painful."
"Megaweapon!"
"Mein Kampt, Y'All", by Pat Buchanan
"Meisters Cat Clinic" FREE chainsaw nuturing: Tail-pulling optional!
"Mel! Buckle your Borsch Belt!" Homer Simpson
"Melacon is a traitor to is own people!" Gill
"Mele Kaliki Maka." - Hawaiian Christmas
"Mele Kalikimaka nui loa!" - Hawaiian Christmas
"Mellow out, J.G.! Vietnam's over!" -- Tom Servo
"Meltdown averted. Good boy." -- Sector 7G Voice
"Member In The Grass: The John Bobbitt Story"
"Member of an invisible minority: the intelligent." -- The Starwolf
"Members of the jury, I must ask you to disregard my last remark."
"Members of the jury, have you reached the verdict on this crook?"
"Memories come rushing up to meet me now" -Floyd
"Memory is what I have instead of a view." -- Hannibal Lector
"Men are from Mars, women are from Venus." -- Mike Nelson
"Men are made by nature unequal." -- Froude
"Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs our thinking." -Heinlein
"Men are not innocent as beasts and never will be." -- Auden
"Men are pigs... Pass the chocolate!" -- Dornhecker
"Men are respectable only as they respect." -- Emerson
"Men are such idiots and I married their king." - Peg Bundy
"Men are worth what you pay for them!" -- Lwaxanna Troi
"Men can be genuinely shy... Women merely have their customs." -Heinlein
"Men can't deny me." - S. Kyle
"Men change. Memory changes." Kirk
"Men die and worms eat them - but not for love" Shake
"Men do not live only by fighting evils." -Berline
"Men don't like cats because cats are cooler than they are."
"Men fear death as children fear the dark." -- Bacon
"Men give love to get sex, Women give sex to get love"
"Men have become the tools of their tools." - THOREAU
"Men have become tools of their tools." Thoreau
"Men just don't seem to have a head for this kind of thing." - Gilora
"Men know life too early, women too late" - Oscar Wilde
"Men live by positive goals." -- Berlin
"Men will always be men -- no matter where they are." - Harry Mudd
"Men would be angels. Angels would be gods." -- Pope
"Men's wear."
"Men, in general, are but great children"
"Men, in general, are but great great children" - Napoleon
"Men, we're going to the Olympics." -- The Colonel
"Men. Go fig." - Dot
"Mene, nikada, nece, uhvatiti"-Dzordz, Radovan III
"Mental note: Question all you know to be true." -- Parker Lewis
"Mental note: Shazam!" -- Parker Lewis
"Mental note: purchase new day planer." - Pretorius
"Mentally awake" are more than just words in the Scout oath.
"Mentos, the Freshmaker..." -- Mike Nelson
"MeooooOOW!" >SPLAT!< "WooooOOF!" >SPLAT!< (Raining cats and dogs...)
"Meow culpa." - Something you'll never hear from a cat.
"Meow" <SPLAT!> "Woof" <SPLAT!> Jeez, it's really raining today.
"Meow" ...splat... "Aarf" ...splat... (raining cats and dogs)
"Meow" is like "Aloha" - it can mean anything.
"Meow" means "woof" in cat. --George Carlin
"Meow", like "Aloha", can mean almost ANYTHING!
"Meow"... <SPLAT>... "Woof"... <SPLAT>... (Raining cats & dogs)
"Meow"...SPLAT..."Ruff"...SPLAT (Raining cats and dogs)
"Meow." - Catwoman, BATMAN RETURNS
"Meow?" - Spot
"Meowa culpa" - Something you'll never hear from your cat
"Mercury bubbles.... Freeze!"
"Mercy is for fools and priests" -- Tarsis
"Mercy sakes alive! Looks like we got us a _Convoy_!"
"Mericus is first citizen. Butcher." Flavius Maximus
"Merii Kurisumasu." [Merry Chistmas] - Japanese
"Merry Christmas"
"Merry Easter, from St Patrick."
"Merwage. Merwage is wot bwrings us togever today..."
"Message for you, sir!"
"Message for you, sir!" <<THUD>>
"Messy, but it got the job done." -- Jeresca
"Meta," she cried at the tee, "FORE!" "Allegory," I replied
"Methinks the warlock playeth with his wand too much."
"Methos doesn't exist! The oldest immortal? He's a legend!"
"Mewage. Mewage is wot bwings us togever today..." -- The Bishop
"Mexican ninja? HA! How about a Jewish ninja?"
"Mi casa su casa" -- Methos
"Mi'cha flung the brute over ten meters." -- War Mammoth
"Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him." - Mojo Nixon
"Michael Jackson & Elton John duet:Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"
"Michael Jackson and Boston duet: More Than a Feeling!"
"Michael Jackson sucks! and so does his music..."
"Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth Stood Still"
"Michael, you wouldn't believe it." - Sinclair
"Michael. I wouldn't." - Sheridan
"Mickey Mouse is alive and well"
"Micro. Soft." - Attributed to Mrs. Bill Gates on her wedding night.
"Microbrain!! Growl for me, show me that you still care" - Q
"Micromachines at 12 o'clock, and GI Joe is there!" -- Crow
"Micronians think too much!" -Khyron the Backstabber
"Microsoft Windows. I'll bet you can't install it just once!"
"Microsoft is the BORG of the computer industry." -- Scott Dowdle
"Microsoft plays with themselves." - Philippe Kahn
"Microwaves... definitely microwaves..." -- Recoil
"Middle management of the O-l-l-l-d West."
"Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds." - Weird Al
"Might as well gimme the mannequin, too." -- Mike Nelson
"Might as well have Mitchell as a dad..." -- Tom Servo
"Might as well take off my clothes and run around..." -- Nelson
"Might expect to pay up to $3 million for a death ray..." -- Servo
"Might have been is but ashes upon the wind." -Tsuranuanni saying
"Might wanna notch down the music." -- Mike Nelson
"Might you have a large pair of handcuffs on you?" - Opus
"Miiuuuuuu!" - Ryo-o-ki
"Mike Andrew's limits are limitless." Danny Ozark, Phillies Manager
"Mike always has a smile. *Forced* on my face." -- Mike Nelson
"Mike! To me you're the Don Cornelius of the 90's!" - Crow
"Mike, If push came to shove....I could take you!"
"Mike, this sucks! Can we just eat?" -- Gypsy
"Mikey gonna see King of Trains." Mikey
"Mild doses of arsenic are more your style [Derek]!" -B.D.
"Mild is a four-letter word..."
"Mildy peeved researchers?" -- Dr. Forrester
"Miles Edward O'Brien, I am still your wife!" 12 year-old Keiko
"Miles! Miles, wake up!" O'Brien to O'Brien
"Miles, you've got your answer." O'Brien to O'Brien
"Miles. Miles, wake up." O'Brien to O'Brien
"Miles." O'Brien to O'Brien
"Milhous, we live in the age of cooties!" -- Bart Simpson
"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms." Marx
"Milk. Warm. A dash of nutmeg." - Crusher
"Miller Lite presents.... Beach Improvement!"
"Millhouse, we're living in the age of cooties."-Bart Simpson
"Million miles from home you're on your own" -Floyd
"Mimir! You're a sight for sore eyes!" --Odin
"Minbari do not lie, Captain." -- Lennier
"Minbari don't have hair. This is Human hair." - Kliest
"Minbari to Minbari?" -- Garibaldi "As you say." -- Lennier
"Mind control?" - Mulder "57 channels of it" - Langly (3x23)
"Mind if I cut in?" - Vinnie
"Mind if I have one?" Adel Renn "Please." Tuvok
"Mind if I play some jazz, Captain?" "Make it soul, #1."
"Mind if I smoke?" "Mind if I piss in your drink?"
"Mind if I smoke?" "I don't care if you burst into flames and die!"
"Mind if I smoke?" "Mind if I burn plastic?"
"Mind if I smoke?" "Yes, I'd like to see that, does it come out of your ears or what?"
"Mind if I smoke?" "Mind if I throw up?"
"Mind if I smoke?" "No. Mind if I burp pastrami belches in your face?"
"Mind if I smoke?" "Not as long as you give me a chemical
"Mind if I smoke?" "Not as long as you give me a chemical warfare suit"
"Mind if I smoke?"... "Mind if I fart?"
"Mind if I smoke?"... "Mind if I piss on your leg?
"Mind if I zip this up?" - Joe Cox
"Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear?"
"Mind if we drive?"--Yakko "NO NO NO DON'T!!!!!!"--Alien
"Mind what you have learned. Save you it can." - Yoda
"Mind your own busines, Fox!" -Falco
"Mindful of th' unhonored dead." -- Gray
"Minds are conquered not by arms but by greatness of soul." Spinoza
"Minds, like parachutes, work only when open."
"Mindweb, the machine guns popped the ball again!" -- Blackwolf
"Mine are becoming tighter and tighter all the time." - Dire Wolf
"Mine was a lovely world-until the parasites took over." - Heinlein
"Mine?" "Forever." "Only forever?" "Forever... and ever."
"Minmei." "Yes Rick?" "Shut up Minmei."
"Minmei." "Yes Rick?" "Shut up will ya!"
"Minnesota gets colder than a bucket of penguin poop..."
"Minute six of the glorious refueling sequence..." -- Tom Servo
"Miracle Drug" - By Penny Cillin
"Miracle Stick! Made of tough, genuine wood!"
"Miracles arise from our ignorance of nature, not from nature itself."
"Miracles do not happen." -- Arnold
"Miraculous"? Not in your fondest dreams!
"Mirage? That's where you keep your automobile." -- Curley
"Miriya! you cooked the coffee pot!!" -Max Sterling, Robotech #25.
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, the face you show me scares me so."
"Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images."
"Mischief, thou art afoot, take thou what thou wilt."
"Miserable comforters are ye all." -- Job 16:2
"Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows." - Shakespeare
"Misery acquaints a man with strange taglines." -- Tagspeare
"Misery loves company, Tuvok." Chakotay
"Miss America" -- Styx
"Miss Anders, I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 007
"Miss Demeaner" - By Park Flasher
"Miss Hathaway goes berserk!" -- Mike Nelson
"Miss Winters, it's late." Ivanova
"Miss? Do you gift wrap?"
"Missed by that much." - Maxwell Smart
"Missed it by that much!" - M. Smart
"Missiles locked on, ready to terminate." -- Mike Nelson
"Missing for six years, and now this. Junk in space." -- Kirk
"Mission accomplished! Oooo, ooo, oo ooo oo ooo ooooo!" - Y/W/D
"Missy, did you see that cute moose?" Sissy
"Mistake Number One: There are no spell books." -- Fritzenjammer
"Mister 'I am the Law!' .. Hmpf!" -Fergie
"Mister Baggins, it seems you lag behind." - Thorin Oakenshield
"Mister Bear is spending a year dead for tax purposes."
"Mister Worf! Stop blasting the Jawas!!"--Picard
"Mister Worf, scan that ship." "Aye Captain, 300 dpi?"
"Mister Worf, show these children the airlock." - Picard
"Mistew Suwu, ahead Wawp Factow Fouw." --- Capt. James T. Fudd
"Mistress" - Something Between A Mister And A Mattress
"Mistress, they believe you are some sort of diety. Oh my!" - P. Droid
"Misunderstanding is very easy in Echo life." -- Mayhew
"Misunderstood" - By Art Tistic
"Mitchell. Even his name says, `Is that a beer?'."
"Mmm, Great sushi," said Tom, with baited breath
"Mmm, boy! I love these toenail clippings!" -- Tom Servo
"Mmmm, boy, this is fun. This is good fun"
"Mmmm, something smells good! It's me." -- The Cat
"Mmmm... Soylent Green." - Homer
"Mmmm... doughnuts." - Homer Simpson
"Mmmm... invisible cola." - Homer Simpson
"Mmmm...pecans with a very pleasant crunch." - Timon
"Mmmmm, boy! These space cookies sure are great!" - The Tick
"Mmmmmm, something smells good! It's me." * Cat
"Mmmmmm...soul food. My favorite!"-Freddy Krueger
"Mmmmmmmm, donuts." - Homer
"Mock frog! We use *no* artificial additives or preservatives!"
"Mock-water, in our English tongue, is valour, bully."
"Mockery is the ignorant man's weapon." -- Crow T. Robot
"Model prisoners" should stick to their specialty: BEING PRISONERS!
"Models by Ernie and Lewis Hungren, 4th and 5th grade." -- Joel
"Modem", said the gardner when he'd finished mowing the lawn.
"Modem," said the gardener when he'd finished the lawns...
"Modeming forever - housework whenever"
"Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue." - B. Goldwater
"Moderation in war is imbecility." Admiral John Fisher
"Moderator" is just the network AKA for C'thulhu.
"Moderator.. Kinda like a Sysop, only more arrogant." - T.W.
"Moderators don't _do_ spew warnings!" - Robert Craft
"Modern economics" is founded on 200 year-old bankrupt assumptions.
"Modern warrior, mean mean stride, today's Tom Sawyer
"Modesty died when clothes were born." -- Twain
"Modesty died when false modesty was born." -- Twain
"Modesty is a shield against the eye of the unclean." -- Gibran
"Mokuteki hon'i, "Focus on your purpose".(Samurai Advice)
"Moldy? Old? I think I'll go get something to eat!" - Homer Simpson
"Molecular structure is the key to success." -- Huffer
"Molest me not with this pocket calculator stuff!" - Deep Thought
"Molly, no sleeping on the Promenade. Go home." - Odo
"Molly, this is Baldrick, a pointless peasant."
"Molly, you know the rules. No sleeping on the Promenade."--Odo
"Mom has to *earn* a night's respite from me." Calvin
"Mom has to EARN a night's respite from me." Calvin
"Mom why did you marry dad?" Mom:"so you've begun to wonder too?"
"Mom would be alot more fun if she was a little more gullible." - Calvin
"Mom! Look! A Psi Cop!" Johnny
"Mom, Dad killed Flipper."
"Mom, I don't want to visit Grandma." "Shutup and keep digging."
"Mom, I sneezed and blew my head off!" - - Calvin
"Mom, I sold my soul to the devil this morning" "Oh, so soon?"
"Mom, I'm on the phone!" - Katie Kaboom
"Mom, Tom Servo is *not* related to E.T.!" -- Mike Nelson
"Mom, can I go out and play with @FN@?"
"Mom, was I ever a grub?" - - Calvin
"Mom, what was I like as a baby ?" "Stinky" - Calvin and his mom
"Mom, what's an orgasm?" "I don't know, ask your dad."
"Mom, would you help me get the chocolate out of the toaster?"
"Mom? Is dad asleep yet?" -California foreplay
"Mom? Is dad going to kill us?" "We'll just have to wait and see."
"Momma told me not to come..." - T.D.N.
"Momma, don't let your chips grow up to be chocolate..." - Willie Nelson
"Mommy - I want a new Troi for Christmas..."
"Mommy! I'm your best boy, aren't I?" -- TV's Frank
"Mommy! I don't want to visit Grandma." "Shutup and keep digging."
"Mommy! I'm your best boy, aren't I?" -- TV's Frank
"Mommy" here's the Fish you wanted, wheres the Bag?
"Mommy, Mommy, what's an Oedipus complex?" "Shut up and kiss me."
"Mommy, mommy! What's Frankenstein?" "ROOOOWWWWWWRRRRRRRR
"Mommy, mommy! Where's Fluffy?" "Shut up and finish your casserole."
"Mommy, mommy, why's daddy so quiet?" - "Shut up and keep diggin'!"
"Mommy, why is Kitty at the bottom of the pool?"
"Mommy, why is daddy so quiet?" "Shut up and keep digging!"
"Mommy, why's the IRS building on fire?"
"Mommy. Meet my new friend"-Jacob
"Mommy?!?", he uttered just before he was vaporized.
"Moms and reason are like oil and water." - - Calvin
"Mon capitaine! I thought you'd never get here!" - Q
"Monaural and quadraphonic systems are an exception", said Tom
"Mondays through Fridays I sleep in a wigwam," said Tom attentively.
"Money I can cover my naked butt with!" -- Mike Nelson
"Money can never replace dignity." -- Rom
"Money doesn't put fish on the table, FISH put fish on the table!" Fin
"Money for Nothing", by WILLIAM GATES III.
"Money for nothing and your chicks for free..."
"Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well."
"Money is like manure; not good except spread." -- Bacon
"Money is the ROOT of ALL EVIL! Send $20 for more info..."
"Money is the root of all wealth!"--Donald Trump
"Money is the sincerest of all flattery." - Heinlein
"Money is the sincerest of all flattery." - Lazarus Long
"Money isn't everything." "Name me one thing it isn't!"
"Money just for getting hurt? That's cool!" - Butt-Head
"Money seems to have lost its value these days." Tony Randall
"Money talks, but it don't sing & dance and it can't walk."
"Money, for nothin', on the M-T-V." -Dire Straits
"Money, get away, get a good job with good pay and you're okay"
"Money, so they say is the root of all evil today" -Floyd
"Money. It always comes down to that, doesn't it?"
"Mongo don't know; Mongo but pawn in game of life..."
"Mongo not know. Mongo only pawn in game of life."
"Monitor fall down, go boom on hand!"
"Monkey Cage" - By Jim Panzee
"Monkey Shines" - By Bob Boone
"Monkeys always look! Monkeys always look! "-- Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
"Monkeys always look!"-Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Monopoly is more fun when you make your own Chance cards." - Calvin
"Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition..." - Bill Gates
"Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" --Intel
"Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" -MicroSoft
"Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition."
"Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition." - B. Gates
"Monosyllabic" should be a shorter word
"Monotheism is a gift from the Gods!"
"Monotheism is but imperialism in religion." -- Breasted
"Monster face and wuss music do not go together." - Butt-Head
"Monsters" - by Frank N. Stein
"Monsters, John! Monsters from the id!" -- Lt. "Doc" Ostrow
"Montana Max has money; Elmyra is a pain!"
"Monthly Rules Posting", said Lee Hardy discovering he was
"Monthly Rules Posting", said Simon Avery, as Ruth L Walker
"Moo yourself, you lower lifeform." - Rita
"Moobeah, Moobeah, eh?" - Nien Nunb
"Moon River" o/~ -Henry Mancini
"Moon Sceptre elimination!"
"Moonshine washing line, they suit him fine" -Floyd
"Mooo!" "A chicken." "Oh right! Cluck cluck cluck!" - Pinky/Brain
"Morality is how we should become worthy of happiness." -- Kant
"Morally straight" are more than just words in the Scout oath.
"Morden is never alone." Delenn
"More Big Bangs" - Jacques Shirach
"More Garth! More Reba!" -- Forrester "Wynnona!" -- TV's Frank
"More Garth! More Reba!" "Wynonna!"
"More Garth! More Reba!" -- Forrester "Wynnona!" -- TV's Frank
"More Hay Trigger?" "No thanks Roy, I'm stuffed."
"More Speed, Scotty." "But Capt'n, we're at 131000 baud!"
"More Stupid Jokes" - By Hugh E. Diots
"More bad hair in this film than an Ewok adventure." -- Crow
"More clothes! Gotta bye her more clothes!" -- Tom Servo
"More coffee? I'm having some!" The Tick
"More coffee?".... "No way, ya dumb jerk! It'd make me irritable."
"More dynamite?" -- Crow "Right. More dynamite." -- Tom Servo
"More fan mail..." -- Albert Rosenfeld
"More food. Hide the pain. More food." -- Mike Nelson
"More fun than sex. Well, less messy at least."
"More hay, Trig?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"
"More honey, Pooh?" "HISlaH, Piglet. qatlho'."
"More kitty-litter! I'm hot today!" - Maniac makes a kill
"More like a Human...nightmare." Kirk
"More peach wyne, mye plantain?" -- Sir Thomas Serveau
"More power to the people," said Tom, electrifingly.
"More power! Argh-argh-argh!" -- Tim Taylor
"More powerful than a bastard maniac..."-Freddy Krueger
"More powerful than a locomotive..."
"More rats, Scully." - Mulder "Yeah?" - Scully (Teso Dos Bichos)
"More similac, dear?" -- Mike Nelson
"More than interesting, Mike. Spooky!" -- Crow T. Robot
"More than kin but less than kind..." Billy S.
"More than one mage was driven insane by the sound of the Millstone."
"More trouble with the little woman?" - Quark
"Morn came by the infirmary this morning." - Bashir
"Morn is Ghod! (Dex comes a distant second.)"
"Morn talks too much." - Quark
"Morn, about that bet: I believe the odds were 3:1." Quark
"Morning Darling." >> Q to Picard"
"Morning Darling." >> Q to Picard"
"Morning after" pill for men: changes your blood type
"Morning, darling." - Q
"Morning? I just went to bed." -- Riker
"Morphine, with a Demerol chaser." - Bela Lugosi
"Mortal! You have earned this!" Apollo
"Mortal, thou hast ceased to amuse me." -- Thor imposter
"Mortals are cattle." -- Cormac MacCardle
"Mortals die. Does it realy matter how or when?" -- LaCroix
"Most Gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child." - L. Long
"Most `scientists' are bottle washers and button sorters." - Heinlein
"Most children are." - Hobbes
"Most impressive. What will you think of next." -- Dream
"Most legends have their basis in facts." - Kirk.
"Most mythology has its basis in fact." Kirk
"Most of 'em think monogamy is some kind of wood." Peggy Branch
"Most of them are vague, some are contradictory" - Sisko
"Most of them dream..."
"Most people deserve each other." -- Shirley's Law
"Most people don't look dumb till they start talkin'." - Forrest Gump
"Most people just muddle through their lives." - Calvin
"Most people keep their brains between their legs." - Morrissey
"Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do so."
"Most serial killers keep some kind of trophies..." -- Starling
"Most women are not as young as they are painted." - Max Beerbohm
"Most women are not so young as they are painted."
"Mostly harmless?!" shouted Arthur
"Mother Abagail is what they call me." - The Stand
"Mother Nature doesn't care if you are having fun." - Larry Niven
"Mother Teresa, please hold. KATHY'S on line one!"
"Mother am I really dying?" -Pink Floyd
"Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?" -Floyd
"Mother had to teach him to eat with his feet." - Gomez Addams
"Mother is the inventor of necessity." - Calvin
"Mother mother ocean, I have heard your call..."
"Mother should I trust the government?" -Pink Floyd
"Mother will she tear your little boy apart?" -Floyd
"Mother's clipped me like a gelding." -- Mike Nelson
"Mother's gonna make all your nightmares come true" -Floyd
"Mother's gonna put all of her fears into you." - Floyd
"Mother, Father, it's been a long time." MacLeod
"Mother, did it need to be so high?" -Floyd
"Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls" Pink Floyd
"Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls?"
"Mother, my name is Deanna!" "I know, Little One."
"Mother, you get undressed this instant!"--Quark
"Mother," said Pooh, peeking through the bathroom keyhole
"Mother." Spock
"Mothers are the necessity of invention." - - Calvin
"Mount Fuji." "Again?"
"Mount your horses men!"....." We're not that lonely, Sir."
"Mount your horses, men!" "We're not that lonely, sir!"
"Mount your horses, men!" "But we're not that desperate!"
"Mountain Climbing" - By Andover Hand
"Mountain cows! Nothing scarier!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Mouth is open, Nursie, should be shut." - Queenie, BLACKADDER I
"Move along now...it's just a dead body..."
"Move aside. Bold One coming through." -- Mike Nelson
"Move everyone to the back of the ship," Orville said sternly
"Move everyone to the back of the ship,"the Captain said sternly
"Move it, youse goons!" - Greasepit
"Move on out of here! Clear it!" Plug
"Move slowly and the day of your revenge will come." -- Tuek
"Move your ass, Curly. I'm coming in!" -- Tom Servo
"Movie Stars?! You poor guys! What an awful job!" - Longshot
"Movie bad! Movie go way!" -- Giant Tom Servo
"Movie sign? Steve Allen's thought of that too!" -- Joel
"Moving Day" - By Ivor Newhouse
"Moving down further into the esophagus..." -- Mike Nelson
"Moving in silent desperation" -Pink Floyd
"Moving past the uvula..." -- Mike Nelson
"Mozart." -Gustav Mahler (1860-1911), composer, last word
"Mr Bond is a rare breed. Soon to be made extinct" - Kamal Khan
"Mr Garibaldi would be delighted." - Garibaldi
"Mr Gideon... you're not paying attention." -Eric Draven
"Mr Kim, at ease before you sprain something." - Janeway
"Mr Lister sir, I do believe it's the U.S.S. Enterprise!"
"Mr Polevaulter, why do you contradict people?" "I don't"
"Mr Scott,beam the landing party to Milton Keynes. That'll teach them"
"Mr Worf Fire at Will.." >BZZZT< " Hey, where'd Riker go????"
"Mr Worf! Fire at Will!" >BZZZT< "Hey, where's Riker?"
"Mr Worf, FIRE!" <Worf runs in brandishing fire hose>
"Mr Worf, fire at will!" ...<zzap>"Riker?"
"Mr Worf, fire at will!" ZAAAAPPP!!! "Hey!, Where's Riker?"
"Mr Worf, fire pahsers at will"...Zzzzap..."Where did Bart go?"
"Mr Worf, fire phasers at will. No.1 have we..No.1? Will?
"Mr Worf, open a COMM channel." "Sir, they are limited to 300bps"
"Mr Worf, plot a course for the Enterprise to the Tagline System"
"Mr Worf, scan that ship!" "Aye, Captain. 300 dpi?"
"Mr Worf, send Ensign Clarke to beat up that group of Nausicaans"
"Mr Worf, take him directly to Sickbay" - Riker
"Mr Worf... Fire at Will.." >BZZZT< "... Hey, where'd Riker go????"
"Mr. Big has a chilling precense in this film..." -- Tom Servo
"Mr. Boma, your tone is increasingly hostile!" Spock
"Mr. Chekov, what's the status of the intruder?" Kirk
"Mr. Chekov, your agonizer, please." -- Spock II
"Mr. Clinton, I think you did inhail!" -- Reagan
"Mr. Clinton, what country has ever taxed it's self into prosperity?"
"Mr. Cranston and his associates are going to be pretty ripe
"Mr. Crusher, take us out of warp." -- Crow T. Robot
"Mr. Cusher! A Photon Torpedo is NOT a toy!" -J.L. Picard
"Mr. Data, I fear I have greatly misjudged you." Clemens
"Mr. Data, are you all right?" Picard
"Mr. Data, we have to find some way out of here." Picard
"Mr. Data, what do we know about this Ardra?" - Picard
"Mr. Data, what do you mean, 'oh, boy?'"
"Mr. Data, who is real here?" Picard
"Mr. Data, you're circling the room like a buzzard." -- Picard
"Mr. Data." - Riker "Howdy, Commander." - Data
"Mr. Data... Nicely done." - Picard "Sir." - Data
"Mr. David Sir!" * Kryten
"Mr. E? Did you make that up yourself?" -- Timothy Hunter
"Mr. F.G. Superman is ready to become...Bicycle Repair Man!"
"Mr. Flibble is very cross." -- Rimmer
"Mr. Garibaldi is many things, but he isn't omnisicient."--Sinclair
"Mr. Garibaldi would be delighted." -- Garibaldi
"Mr. Garibaldi, whatever it is can't be that bad." G'Kar
"Mr. Garibaldi... it's a big universe."
"Mr. Gaunt *always* knows best." -- Leland Gaunt
"Mr. Gideon, you aren't paying attention." - The Crow
"Mr. Gideon, you're not paying attention." -- Eric Draven
"Mr. Gideon, you're not paying attention." -- The Crow
"Mr. Golan Globus...this acting stuff is hard!"
"Mr. Gold" -- Warlock
"Mr. Kim tells me this is your doing, Mr. Paris." Janeway
"Mr. Kim, at ease before you sprain something." - Janeway
"Mr. Kim, prepare a Class 4 microprobe." Janeway
"Mr. La Forge, ahead Warp 6." "Aye, sir, full impulse."
"Mr. LaForge, Show these children the antimatter..." - Captain Picard
"Mr. LaForge, Show these children the antimatter..." -- J.L.P.
"Mr. Lippert, I'm appalled!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Mr. MacLeod, you do turn up in the most interesting places."
"Mr. Moderator, please!! Call off the Narn Baseball Bat Squad!!!"
"Mr. Moderator, you are off-topic..."
"Mr. Moderator, you may now officially blow a gasket.."
"Mr. Moony's of the Old West." -- Joel Robinson
"Mr. O'Brien, what would take to move this station..." Major Kira
"Mr. O'migod-crunch-crunch..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Mr. Papercut: 47 angles of paper protruding from his body."
"Mr. Paris compared me to a rabbit from Energizer. Why?" - Doctor
"Mr. Paris is about to impress us with his piloting skills"
"Mr. Paris, hold our position here." Janeway
"Mr. Paris, how long before your next cycle?" Janeway "7 hours." Paris
"Mr. Paris, take the comm." Janeway
"Mr. Pesto on the nest-o!" - Bobby Goodfeather
"Mr. Pikerd!" - Mrs. Carmichael
"Mr. President, Do you swear to tell the truth? (Hahahaha)"
"Mr. President, how was the chili?" "It's doing a good job."
"Mr. President, there's a convention here to see you..."
"Mr. Puppet-Head's hungry." - Yakko Warner
"Mr. Puppet-Head's hungry." -- Yakko
"Mr. Puppethead? Nobody's home." -- Elmyra
"Mr. Quark, I believe you are trying to take advantage of me." Vash
"Mr. Rockefeller did not bring his wife," said Tom haplessly.
"Mr. Sacul, Mr. Egroeg Sacul, please contact a Star Tours agent"
"Mr. Scott! Lock Tractor Beams onto that tag line!"
"Mr. Scott, it worked! Great!" Kirk
"Mr. Scott, stay away from my engines!" -- Geordi
"Mr. Scott, there was no diety involed." Spock
"Mr. Sinatra, hold. Mr. Redford, hold. Me." Dot Warner
"Mr. Sinatra, hold. <click> Mr. Redford, hold. <click> Me." - Dot Warner
"Mr. Sinatra, hold. Mr. Redford, hold. Me." - Dot
"Mr. Spock and I have met before." Leila Kalomi
"Mr. Spock wants his eye shadow back..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Mr. Spock, we'll need more weapons." "I understand."
"Mr. Spock, you're a stubborn man." "Yessir."
"Mr. Spock, you've made your point." Kirk
"Mr. Spock, your logic, as usual, is inescapable." Kirk
"Mr. Spock. Why are you alive?" Kirk
"Mr. Spock. A moment, if you please." Kirk
"Mr. Spock. Come out of it!" Kirk
"Mr. Spock. Tell it we're trying to help." Kirk
"Mr. Sulu understands, don't you, Mr. Sulu?" Spock
"Mr. Sulu, disengage Lurk Mode." "Aye, Captain..."
"Mr. Sulu, follow your orders: get out of here." Kirk
"Mr. Tuvok, lock onto that ship." Janeway
"Mr. Watson, come here, I want you."
"Mr. Worf fire at Will".. "Which one sir?"
"Mr. Worf still struggling up the evolutionary ladder, I see."
"Mr. Worf's a very good teacher." Lt. Riker
"Mr. Worf, Fire at Will *PHZZZT* Picard to Dr. Crusher..."
"Mr. Worf, Fire until you see the whites of their eyes!" * Picard
"Mr. Worf, fire at will" BZZT! "Hey, where'd Riker go?"
"Mr. Worf, fire at will. <Bzzzt> "Oh, jeez where'd Riker?"
"Mr. Worf, fire at will." ZAP! "Where'd Riker go???"
"Mr. Worf, fire at will." *BZZT* "Picard to Dr. Crusher!"
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @FIRST@" ... Zzzzzap!
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Benjamin" ... Zzzzzap!
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Bill Gates." ... Zzzzzap!
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Boris" ... Zzzzzap!
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Charles" Zzzzzap!
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Daniel" ... Zzzzzap!
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Frank Fitch"...Zzzzzap!
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Gary".... Zzzzappp!
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Geordi" Zzzzzap!
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Mary Draganis" ... Zzzzzap!
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Matthew" ... Zzzzzap!
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Myranya" ... Zzzzzap!
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Neil" ... Zzzzzap!
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at SERGEY" ... Zzzzzap!
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Technical" ... Zzzzzap!
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at the Borg" ... Zzzzzap!
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at the receiver of this message!" Zzzzzap!
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at user." ... Zzzzzap!
"Mr. Worf, fire photon torpedos at Tracy" ... Zzzzzap!
"Mr. Worf, fire!" <Worf picks up extinguisher>
"Mr. Worf, have you been eating Gagh with Al, again?" ... Zzzzzap!
"Mr. Worf, lock tractor beam on that tagline."
"Mr. Worf, prepare to fire photon torpedos....Oh, it's YOU, Bob!"
"Mr. Worf, scan that ship." "Aye Captain. 300 dpi?"
"Mr. Worf, scan that ship." "Aye sir, 300 dpi."
"Mr. Worf, scannen sie dieses Schiff!" "Aye Captain. 300 dpi ?"
"Mr. Worf, set froggers on 'crunch'"
"Mr. Worf, set statements on disintegrate."
"Mr. Worf... still struggling up the evolutionary ladder, I see."
"Mr. Worf...Fire at Will" >BZZT< "Hey, where'd Riker go?"
"Mr. Yappi, read this thought" - Fox Mulder
"Mr. Zombie, I just need you to sign this deposition." -- Nelson
"Mr.. Worf, fire phasers at #AF#" Zzzzzap!
"Mr.Worf fire at Will" ..."Gladly! Which one sir?"
"Mr.Worf fire at Will".. "Which one sir?"
"Mr.Worf, fire phasers at Will!" "Hey, where'd Riker go?"
"Mr.Worf, show these children the airlock." - Picard
"Mr.Worf,fire phasers at @N".. Zzzzzap!"
"Mr.Worf,you're the most beautiful sight I've ever seen"
"Mrs. Bates wants her hair back..." -- Tom Servo
"Mrs. Bond I presume?" - 007 (Roger Moore - L.A.L.D.)
"Mrs. Bond I presume?" - 007 (Roger Moore - Live & Let Die)
"Mrs. Forrester, your son is *sick*!" -- Gyspy
"Mrs. Peel... We're needed."
"Mrs. Scum, you're playing for the blow on the head!"
"Mrs. Zorg didn't culture any dumb gymnospores."
"Ms. Melanie will be squished by a choo-choo." -- Al Calavicci
"Mu," said Pooh, as he realized he was less than fluent in Klingon.
"MuNuQ!" said Pooh, as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon.
"MuNuQ!" said Pooh, as his bat'leth broke in half and fell to the deck.
"MuNuQ!," said Pooh as his bat'leth broke in half.
"MuNuQ" said Pooh, as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon.
"MuNuQ," said Pooh as his bat'leth broke in half and fell to the deck.
"Mubutu, mubutu, mubutu." -- Gypsy
"Mucal Invader, Is there no end to your oozing?!?" -The Tick
"Much anger there is in this one." - Yoda
"Much could be darker....Catapult! Catapult! Catapult! Catapult!"
"Much magic, big juju. Ship not go fast, if not white."--Z. Frezberg
"Much seriousness is required to achieve the frivolous." - Chanel
"Mud butler!" -- Crow "Sob sister!" -- Tom Servo
"Mud is not one of the 4 food groups." - Bart's Board
"Mudhole? Slimy? My echo this is!" - Moderator
"Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!" - Yoda
"Mufasa!" "Ooooh......Do it again." - Banzai/Shenzi
"Mufasa!?...No--you're dead!" - Scar
"Mufasa-mufasa-mufasa!" "Vvvvvv, it betingles me!" - Banzai/Shenzi
"Mufasa." "Oooo... Do it Again." "Mufasa." "Oooooo..."
"Mufasa?......Simba?......<<FWUMP!!>>>--AAAAAH!" - Zazu
"Mujo Mujic jebe mater casnom sudu!"
"Mulder is dead... I took care of it myself" - Cancerman
"Mulder! FBI! Drop the sword MacLeod, I have a few questions
"Mulder! Toads just fell from the sky!" -- Scully
"Mulder!!" -- Scully, in almost EVERY friggin episode!
"Mulder, FBI! Step out of that suit, Kosh. We have to talk."
"Mulder, FBI! Put down the drink, Morn, I have some questions."
"Mulder, I have a sick theory" - DS "Oooo, let's hear it, Scully!" - FM
"Mulder, I need your help! Mulder!" - Scully
"Mulder, I'm coming up there!" - Scully "Whatever." - Mulder
"Mulder, do I detect a sense of skepticism?" - Dana Scully
"Mulder, if this is monkey pee, you're on your own." - Dana Scully
"Mulder, there are frogs falling from the sky!" - Dana Scully
"Mulder, what are they?" - Scully "Mosquito bites." - Mulder (1x01)
"Mulder, what are you doing?" - DS "Coming down" - FM (3x23)
"Mulder, what's going on?" - Scully "Gotta go." - Mulder
"Mulder, you just keep unfolding like a flower." - Dana Scully
"Mulder, you may not be who you are!" - Dana Scully
"Mulder, you're paranoid" -- "That's only because everyone is against me."
"Mulder, you're rushing me out of the room!" - DS "No, I'm not." - FM
"Mulder, you're the only one I trust" - Dana Scully
"Mule fritters!" -- Col. Potter
"Mumble mode set...Foo switch active...Checking phase of moon..."
"Mummy always said there would be days like this." - Lawrence Limburger
"Mums got this asshole jerk off photographer comming over"-Greta
"MumuQ!"said Pooh as his bat'leth broke in 1/2.[Pooh knows Klingon?]
"Muq," said Pooh as his gagh slithered off the table and out the door.
"Murder is contrary to the laws of man and God." - M-5 Computer
"Murder on the Disoriented Express." -- Crow T. Robot
"Murder!" -Spencer {Perceval (1762-1812), British statesman, last word
"Murdered by pirates is good..." -- Grandson
"Murphy was an optimist."
"Murphy's Law, that brash proletarian restatement of Godel's Theorem ..." -- Thomas Pynchon, "Gravity's Rainbow"
"Murphy, it's you."
"Mush, mush," Tom said huskily.
"Music Of Handel" - By Aaron G. String
"Music by the Edgar Allen Poe Marching Band!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Music is essentially useless, as life is." -- Santayana
"Music is mathematics for the soul." - Anon.
"Music is the messenger no one can silence." -- Maria Mercurial
"Music is the space between the notes." -Claude Debussy
"Music makes me high on stage...like being almost addicted to music."
"Music seems to help the pain... seems to cultivate the brain" -Floyd
"Music should strike fire from a man." - Beethoven
"Music, the greatest good that mortals know." -- Addison
"Must I carry the weight, the agony of the world alone?" Bette Davis
"Must be a king. Why? He hasn't got s--- all over him." Monty Python
"Must be a king." "Why?" "He hasn't got s*** all over him."
"Must be an X-File." - Dana Scully
"Must be an ion storm or something." Kira "Must be." Sisko
"Must be getting old." - Beverly Howard
"Must be hard being a king." Forrest Gump on Elvis
"Must be hard being brothers. I wouldn't know." -- Forrest Gump
"Must be some kind of Human thing."
"Must be some sorta instinctual thing..."
"Must be the same magic bullet that got Connally..." -- Crow
"Must be therapy for the mental cases." -- Col. Whiteman on Klinger
"Must be working. You're beginning to talk just like a Vorlon." Ivanova
"Must face Paolera. Then a Strider you will be." - Yoda
"Must face Vader. Then a Jedi you will be." - Yoda
"Must get Moose and Squirrel!"
"Must get Moose and Squirrel!" - Boris & Natasha
"Must go home and kill parents." -- Mike Nelson
"Must have been some other jigsaw-puzzle tattooed naked guy."--FM
"Must have missed his cue." -- Crow T. Robot
"Must have more soup!" The Tick
"Must take the ship!!!" Spock
"Must the show go on?" -Floyd
"Must you always be so blasted honest?!" McCoy
"Must you be so linear, Jean-Luc?"--Q
"Must you stand so close to me?!?" - Worf to Riker
"Must you stand so close to me?" -- Worf
"Must've been much easier to get turned on back then." -- Crow
"Must've typed the wrong parameters." -- Crow T. Robot
"Must. Fight. It. Must.Stay.In.Control..."- Ren Hoek
"Must... Get... To... Bargain Clown!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Must... Register... For... Semester!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Must... continue... to read... letter." -- Mike Nelson
"Must... escape... from... Barbara Woodhouse..." -- Mike Nelson
"Must... get... back... to... Galileo 7!" -- Joel Robinson
"MustGetToBargain Clown!" -- Crow T. Robot
"MustRegisterForSemester!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Musta gone through a brain-freeze there."--K'vin Vanh'ten
"Mustcontinueto readletter." -- Mike Nelson
"MustescapefromBarbara Woodhouse..." -- Mike Nelson
"MustgetbacktoGalileo 7!" -- Joel Robinson
"Muzzle it!" - Troi
"MwwwwwAAAAH!"--Curzon Odo
"My 2 Cents" is now worth $1.24 due to inflations.
"My 2 cents" is now worth $1.24 due to inflation. (Thanks Bill)
"My Chinese necklace has been stolen", said Mary jadedly.
"My Concerto for Cuisinart and Microwave spell..."
"My Counterpart, My foolish heart" RUSH Animate
"My Dad's a Mortician" - by Phil Degraves
"My Desert Crossing" - by I. Rhoda Camel
"My ELBOW?! Heh, you guys don't have a clue, do you?" - The Tick
"My GOD!!! Shields! SHIELDS!!!" - Capt. Sulu
"My GOD, Odo! They'll put you in a ZOO!"-Doc Mora
"My GOD, how many stupid time travel stories can you TELL?!"--Tom C.
"My GOD, you're an impertinent waiter!"--Bashir
"My God man, we've become a tourist attraction. . ." Londo, TG
"My God man. We've become a tourist attraction." Londo
"My God! He's a puppeteer!" -- Tom Servo
"My God! It's a hair dryer!" -- Tom Servo
"My God! It's a styrofoam plate!" -- Tom Servo
"My God! Joe Cocker as your bellhop!" -- Tom Servo
"My God! Shields! SHIELDS!" -- Captain Sulu
"My God! They shot Charlie McCarthy!" -- Tom Servo
"My God! What could be worse than starvation?" - The Stand
"My God! He's a puppeteer!" -- Tom Servo
"My God! It's a hair dryer!" -- Tom Servo
"My God! It's a styrofoam plate!" -- Tom Servo
"My God! Joe Cocker as your bellhop!" -- Tom Servo
"My God! They shot Charlie McCarthy!" -- Tom Servo
"My God!" Crusher "What is it?" Riker
"My God, I have no idea!" - Kira
"My God, Will! They're Human!" -- Troi
"My God, as if religion and philosophy aren't bad enough!" - Dire Wolf
"My God, it's Dorka!" "The Killer Premise!"
"My God, it's an invasion!" Clemens
"My God, it's full of stores!" - 2001: A Shopping Odyssey
"My God, man! We've become a tourist attraction!" -- Londo
"My God, man. We've become a tourist attraction - Londo Molari"
"My God, you've just killed James Bond." - Tiffany Case
"My God," exclaimed the tagline, "I'm in the wrong joke!
"My God. Was anyone in there?" Chekov "Aye." Scott
"My Hair! My Beautiful Head Of TV's Frank's Hair!" -- TV's Frank
"My Happiest Day" - by Trudy Light
"My Life As A Dog: The Western Version..." -- Dr. Forrester
"My Lord! That cretin is on a national talk show!" -- Spin Doctor
"My Lord, I have a cunning plan." - Baldric, several times.
"My Lord, I have a cunning plan." -- Baldrick
"My Python Boot is too tight....couldn't get it off last night..."
"My Quadra can kick your IBM's butt!!!!!!!" NO CARRIER
"My Rage feels good. His blood tastes better." -- Mari Cabrah
"My Rocinante' sailed by night on her final flight" Cygnus X1
"My Shangri-La beneath the summer moon will return again" -Zep
"My Three Son-of-a-bitches." - Beavis, on Classic TV
"My Tongue unraveled to my knees." "Flippity-flippity-flop."
"My Trek series is better than yours!" "No it's not!" <whack!><biff!>
"My Trek series is better than yours!" "No it's not!" <whack!><biff!>
"My Uncle used to love me (but she died)..." - Roger Miller
"My VCR flashes 1:35, 1:35, 1:35..." S. Wright
"My advice to you is to evacuate now..." Q
"My advice to you, my violent friend, is to seek out gold and sit on it." -- "Grendel", by John Gardner
"My agent's going to get an 'Oh,oh' upside the head!" - Slappy Squirrel
"My aides, and she who is my wife." Sarek
"My angels and my demons at war"
"My arm!" said Captain Hook offhandedly.
"My arm...I'll need it." -- The Machine
"My arms are only ornamental..." -- Tom Servo
"My aunt is a zombie, from hell." -- The little girl from "Not without my handbag"
"My backpack's filled with pecs!" -- Tom Servo
"My bark is worse than my byte." - D. Wolf
"My beach, my wave." -- Butler's Rule of Game Mastering
"My benevolence is known far and wide..." -- Quark
"My bicycle wheel is melting", Orville spoke softly.
"My bicycle wheel is melting", Tom spoke softly.
"My bid for this contract aims to please," said Tom tenderly.
"My big beast is a damn WEINER DOG?" [from a short story]
"My bite is worse than my bark." - Buzzsaw, Decepticon
"My blood is T-negative, Doctor" Spock
"My blood pressure doesn't register," said Tom impulsively.
"My blood type? Why... Folgers, of course."
"My body has a problem conforming to my mind's wishes." - Troi
"My bologna has a last name, it's H-O-F-F-A."
"My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of..MALK?" -Bart
"My boobs hurt..." -- Tom Servo
"My book is about Tom, not frogs," croaked Edward Stratemeyer swiftly.
"My bottles empty but you always refill me..."
"My boutonniere's gone," Tom said lackadaisically.
"My brain hurts!!!" -- Mr. Q.T. "@FN@" Gumby
"My brain hurts!!!" -- Professor R.J. Gumby
"My brain hurts!" "It'll have to come out!"
"My brain hurts!" - Professor R.J. Gumby
"My brain will be five minutes dead before I trust a Centauri."
"My breasts will be right back." -- Crow T. Robot
"My brother has emotional problems. It runs in the family."
"My brother's burdens are my own." - Aldous Gaitch
"My bully boys call me Thomas Serveau or Serveaux..." -- Serveaux
"My butt has no morals." - Mutant Raccoon
"My car ran out of tires..." -- Joel Robinson
"My cat had puppies - so I spayed the cricket."
"My cat is drunk," Tom said catatonically
"My chicken sandwich and coffee." Kirk
"My chief of security was on board, undercover." Janeway
"My chute weighs only two kilograms," said Tom parametrically.
"My code-name is Nick." - The Tick
"My cold has escalated into double vision!" The Tick
"My colon looked up and said `Thank you!'" -- TV's Frank
"My colon will think it's a stick-up." -- Col. Potter
"My comic relief shift is over." -- Mike Nelson
"My compliments to Steve Jobbs",said Tom applaudingly.
"My computer does not work".. "Did You turn it on?"
"My concealed carry permit is my birth certificate." - L. Neil Smith
"My concerns are global." -- Albert Rosenfeld
"My confidence has increased." - Janet Weiss
"My console seems to be overloading" - Wesley
"My cookie is empty," said Tom unfortunately.
"My cotton's full of bugs," said Tom weevilly.
"My country is the world, and my religion is to do good."
"My cousin will give you a good price." (I get 10 per cent)
"My cousin's a fool, and thou art another." -- Shakespeare
"My crime is sabotage; I freely admit my guilt." Spock
"My critical manifesto of cinema..." -- TV's Frank
"My crush...with eyeliner..."
"My cup is small, but it is my cup." -- Musset
"My cut has improved your voice!" - Ramirez
"My daughter's free from Fat Boy!" - Ethyl, Dinosaurs
"My days are swifter than a weaver's shuttle." -- Job 7:6
"My dead relatives were a >pain in the butt<!" Rembrandt
"My dear Captain Kirk!" "My dear Captain Koloth!"
"My dear, I've been thinking..." Quark to Vash
"My debt to you, Picard, is PAID."--Q
"My dentist always looks at my nads. I have full coverage." - Beavis
"My dime rolled into the sewer", cried Tom gratefully.
"My ding-a-ling! I want you to play with my.." "This act is OVER!"
"My doctor warned me it was bad to laugh so much." - Wolf
"My dog loves people. But mostly he gets canned dog food."
"My dog will only eat cantaloupes", was Tom's melancholy complaint.
"My dog won't bite if you sit real still..." -- Tori Amos
"My dog's got no nose." "How does he smell?" "Awful!"
"My doors are always open to you, Chief." Bashir
"My dreams are getting way too literal" - Calvin.
"My dreams would *terrify* you!" -- Simon Killian
"My dreams would terrify you." Killian
"My duty is to heal!" -- Franklin "Then heal humans!" -- Franklin
"My duty is to heal" - Doc Franklin "Then heal humans."
"My duty is to obey orders."
"My every path is shrewn with cowpats from the devils own satanic herd.
"My exciting life" by Frank Lee Boring
"My experiment was a success," the chemist retorted. -Roy Bongartz
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born-again atheist"
"My face is large and troublesome..." -- Tom Servo
"My face was just grafted." Chakotay
"My family has a great future", said Tom clandestinely.
"My family says Im a psycopath, but the voices in my head disagree.."
"My father didn't believe in fairy tales, either." -- Kirstie
"My father was involved in this??" Mulder
"My father was the last lord of light." -- Roland
"My favorite color? Pink! No, BluAAAAAHHH!"
"My favorite color? Red. No, BluAAAAAHHH!"
"My favorite part of dinner!"- Riker
"My favorite statue is the Venus de Milo," said Tom disarmingly.
"My favorite: The Colisseum by Moonlight." -- Crow T. Robot
"My favorites are Charles and Wonder," Tom stated blindly.
"My fellow astronauts" Quayle at Apollo 11 anniversary
"My fingers don't get along sometimes and I'm forced to use my nose."
"My first rule - never play with the food." - Innocent Blood
"My first thought was, he lied in every word," - Robert Browning
"My folks are gonna kill me." - Ralph (Animaniacs)
"My folks went to Turin and all I got was this lousy shroud"
"My followers?" Londo "Your victims." Elrick
"My forehead is all bondo..." -- Tom Servo
"My foreign policy is...what time is it?" - B. Clinton
"My friend is obviously Chinese." Kirk
"My friend the witch-doctor, he told me what to do..."
"My friends, it's good to see you again!" - Neelix
"My full name is Odoita, it's cardassian for 'nothing'" -Odo
"My giant sea creature died," Tom wailed blubberingly.
"My gift is my song, and this one's for you..."
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex-no matter what she's reading."
"My glands are swollen," said Tom mumpishly.
"My glass is full," said Tom capacitively.
"My glasses are fogged up," said Tom optimistically.
"My gloves, nurse."- Freddy Krueger
"My goal is to be one with music. " - Jimi Hendrix
"My god Bones, what have I done?" -Kirk
"My god Jim! I'm a tagline, not a doctor!"
"My god, his name is Odin." Kanwulf
"My god. The irony is making me physically ill."
"My god. It's Queen Victoria."--Kirk "I agree. Shut up."--Charlotte
"My good fortune is your good fortune." -Q
"My goodness. This a turn for the worse," states @TO.
"My goodness... insulting a rotarian." -- Arthur
"My grandfather was a Small Claims Court Jester." - Stephen Wright
"My grape juice has fermented," Tom whined.
"My grubby halo, a vapour trail in the empty air" -Pink Floyd
"My guardian angel walks away..." - Sisters of Mercy
"My guitar is broken," Tom fretted.
"My guts are not here for you to love." -- Maj. Hoolihan
"My hair does not grow you lunkhead."
"My hair does not need a trim, lunkhead." - Data
"My hair does not require trimming, you lunkhead." -- Data
"My hand just passed through a man and a table." McCoy
"My head hurts..." --Kurt Cobain, if he were alive today
"My head...dizzy...I can't...hahahahaha! No! No! Nooooooo!" - Picard
"My heart is human; my blood is boiling; my brain IBM."
"My heart is like the oceanit gets in the way" - Tori Amos
"My heart is sick of being in chains" - Tori Amos
"My hero!"- Maid Moron
"My home is hell." George C. Scott
"My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man." - Bart Simpson.
"My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man." - Bart's Board
"My house is dirty; buy me a clean one." - Krusty the Klown
"My house is my house." - Quark
"My house shall *not* be a house of hilarity!" -- Tom Servo
"My hovercraft is full of eels."
"My hovercraft is full of eels." -- foreign gentleman
"My how time flies." - Rip van Winkle
"My ingenius battery design, please." -Dr. Fred
"My insides are still shaking, but I'm all right." -- Riker
"My jeans get wider at the bottom," Tom boasted with a flare.
"My job is to give you only the tinest of tastes" - John De Lancie
"My job is to lead the audience's applause", Tom clucked.
"My job isn't serving evolution." - Franklin
"My kidneys were expecting orange juice...silly kidneys." -- Hawkeye
"My lavender peasant blouse is yours." - "Pass!"-Klinger on guard duty
"My lawyer can't talk now, he's in a straightjacket".
"My leading suspects would be the Klingons." Odo
"My leg is broken; I can't move." Kim
"My life for you" -- Trashcan Man
"My life for you." - Donald Merwin "Trashcan Man" Elbert
"My life for you..." -- Trashcan Man
"My life has been one big setup for a punchline?" -- Crow T. Robot
"My life hath been one chain of contradictions." -- Clare
"My life is a barren wasteland." -- Parker Lewis
"My life is a soap opera, but who has the rights?" -- MadameX
"My life is but to serve you, my liege..." - Jafar
"My life is really complex." - Bruce Wayne
"My life is ruined!!!" - Katie Kaboom
"My life's an open book - you read?" - Dr. Chase Meridian
"My likely historical significance is a terrible burden." - Calvin
"My lips are sealed." -- O'Brien
"My lips fall of and everybody starts to stare..." - Weird Al
"My lobes tingle at the sight of you, Keiko!"--Quark
"My logic was not in error, but *I* was." Tuvok
"My love is vengeance that's never free..."
"My love thou art, my love I think." -- Shakespeare
"My love's a noble madness." -- Dryden
"My main course was supposed to be 'You Stew'!" - Earl
"My mamma always said life is like a box of chocolates." Forrest Gump
"My mind did lose it. But, Demetrius, come,"- W Shakespeare
"My mind has been expanded." -- Janet Weiss
"My mind is made up. I forbid it." Q
"My mind is not for rent to any God or government."
"My mission is only to destroy and exterminate." -Goering
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed!"
"My modem is going into overdrive all the time"
"My mom was a lot of things. She wasn't charming." -- Stone
"My momma always said life is like a box of chocolates."
"My momma says stupid is as stupid does." -- Forrest Gump
"My moral standing is lying down..."
"My morals are not loose! They're simply non-constrictive."
"My mortal weakness is cheesecake." -- Tom Servo
"My mother told me never to enter a man's room in months ending in R."
"My mother usually likes me home before the streetlights come on."
"My mother was a pitiful creature - a poor excuse for a human"
"My mother was a teacher, my father an ambassador." Spock
"My mother! My sister! My sister! My mother!" -- Mike Nelson
"My mother's a test-tube and my father's a knife." Friday.
"My mother's sister will be here any minute", said Tom expectauntly.
"My my, Prudence. What a strange-looking group of people."
"My name is "Inigo Montoya". You killed my father Prepare to die!
"My name is Allison. And so is everybody else." - Allison
"My name is Benjamin Beuford Blue. People call me Bubba."
"My name is Bond, Frank Bond!" "and I'm Ursula Andrews!"
"My name is Borg --James Borg-- licensed to assimilate."
"My name is Crusher. Where's Ensign Walnut?" - Beverly
"My name is Dana Scully. You have killed my sister. Prepare to die!"
"My name is Fox Mulder. You killed my father. Prepare to be exposed."
"My name is Indigo Montoya. You stole my tagline. Prepare to die."
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You stole my tagline. Prepare to die."
"My name is Jim and I'm a Chile-head." Group: "Hi, Jim."
"My name is John Sheridan, Captain, Earth Force." - Sheridan
"My name is Kit Kat. This is not a dream." - a business card someone hands to Bruce Willis in "Hudson Hawk"
"My name is MULDER!" "Yes, Fox!"
"My name is Mott .. I'm, I'm the barber." - Picard
"My name is Mulder. Fox Mulder."
"My name is Perpigillium Brown, and I can shout louder then you..."
"My name is Russell Faraday, I have a mission." - R.F.
"My name is Sam." -- BoBo
"My name is Schweitzer. Dr. Schweiter." EHMP
"My name is Timothy Leary, and by the way, I'm not dead." -- Leary
"My name is `I am living'. I am here." -- Takoda
"My name is not Dr. Death" Bart Simpson on the blackboard
"My name is not Dr. Death." - Bart's Board
"My name is not important." - Slartibartfast
"My name my name is Slartibartfarst."
"My name's Bond. And what's your name?" - 007 "Pussy Galore"
"My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump."--Forrest Gump
"My name's Friday."
"My name's Lucas Buck. That's Buck...with a B." American Gothic
"My name's not Prince, and I am er..umm..swiggle?
"My name?" "You have one, I presume?"
"My name?" said the old man sadly, "is Slartibartfast."
"My neighbor has a circular driveway He can't get out." - s.w.
"My neighbor has a circular driveway... He can't get out." - Wright
"My new signature is no better than my old one," said Tom resignedly.
"My nipples explode with delight!"
"My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song." -- Auden
"My nurse can beat up your nurse." -- Hawkeye to Frank
"My nylons are bagging all around my knees." -- Klinger
"My oath of celibacy is on record, Captain." -- Ilia
"My only flaw is pretenatural intolerance of pesky kids."
"My only hope is this home-made Prozac." Homer Simpson
"My only living relative. No longer living." - Data
"My only regret is dying and finding YOU here." - Picard
"My only regret is, MacLeod, you'll only die once." Kinkaid
"My opponent admits to be a homosapien!" -- Huey P. Long
"My opponent exposes his epidermis in public!" -- Huey P. Long
"My opponent has been seen masticating in public!" -- Huey P. Long
"My opponent's sister is an admitted thespian!" -- Huey P. Long
"My optical circuits don't seem to have a zoom function."-Kryten
"My other brain is normal!" - Zaphod
"My other car is my feet." - Al Bundy
"My other computer is a CRAY"
"My other computer is the Graphic Omnicient Device." Dr. Asimov
"My own feelings are beside the point" - Troi
"My own private Idaho... Potato!" -- Mike Nelson
"My pail is leaking. Didn't sleep a wink all night."--Odo
"My pants are wrinkled," said Tom ironically.
"My parents went to Optera and all I got was this lousy Tagline."
"My patience is now at an end." -- Hitler
"My patient spattered me with a rock." McCoy
"My patients don't walk out in the middle of an operation." McCoy
"My pencil is dull", said Tom pointlessly.
"My pencil is dull," Tom said pointlessly.
"My penitent sinner shtick needs work." - Calvin
"My people are a violent race." Shras
"My people are trying to kill us...kill me!" - Geordi
"My people are who they are. I am who I am."--Odo
"My personal computer just told me to mind my own business."
"My personal gravity must have reversed polarity!" - Calvin
"My personal philosophy is my music..." - Jimi Hendrix
"My pet frog died," Tom croaked.
"My power over you grows stronger yet!" - The Phantom
"My precious sense of rightness is sometimes so naive." -Rush
"My preferences are not under discussion commander..." - Delenn
"My pride has had terrible consequences for the galaxy." - Obi-Wan
"My problem is you never do anything with me." - Moneypenny
"My punishment is greater than I can bear." -- Genesis 4:9
"My punnery has gone from horrible to abysmal. *sigh* 8]" - MR
"My punning enzymes seem to have stopped! d;-)" - Quickling
"My purse is stuck in the trigger." -- Klinger
"My religion is really the universe." - A. Einstein
"My replacement should have been Religious Caste, not Warrier Caste."
"My replicator or yours?" - Bashir
"My robots. I think I'll keep them......turned off."
"My screams got lost in a paper cup." -- Tori Amos
"My sentences sometimes end with the wrong fusebox."
"My shame is deep. My choices simple." -- Ronin
"My sheets! Look at what you've done to my sheets!"
"My shirt was so tight, the men could hardly breathe!"
"My shoes are too tight, & I've forgotten how to dance." Londo Molari
"My shoes are too tight, and I have forgotten how to dance." - Londo
"My shoes are too tight." -- Londo Molari
"My show. I'll decide when the curtain goes up." -- Kalas
"My sign is cancer, what's my horoscope?" Tom asked crabbily.
"My skull is composed of cortinite and duranium." Data
"My slander-detectors have just begun going boing-boing-boing!"
"My son is a liar?!?" -- Worf
"My son, the doctor. Kind of gets you right there." Kirk
"My son? Who knows? I was in Babylon." - Earl
"My soul is on fire, I'm aflame with desire, which is why I perspire..."
"My speaking voice frequency is 160 Hz," said Tom in measured tones.
"My species gave it up centuries ago." Paris on smoking
"My spinal cord has been given notice," Tom fired back.
"My stars!" said the astrologer gazingly.
"My stars!", said the astrologer
"My stars!", said the astrologer gazingly
"My stereo's broken," said Tom disconsolately.
"My stereo's finally fixed," said Tom exstatically.
"My stereo's fixed," Tom said monotonously
"My stereo's fixed," said Tom ecstatically.
"My stereo's half fixed," said Tom monotonously.
"My still blew up. That's how I got my Purple Heart." -- Potter
"My suspicion is she was born Cardassian." EMHP
"My taglines are stolen nearly as quick as I THINK them up! :)" -P.B.
"My teeth and ambitions are bared." -- Scar
"My thoughts for you are good--to give a future & a hope"
"My throat feels froggy this morning," Orville croaked.
"My tongue feels numb," Tom said distastefully.
"My toughest fight was with my first wife." - Ali
"My true religion is kindness." <HH The Dalai Lama>
"My turn to roll." - Modo
"My upbringing is filled with inconsistent messages." - - Calvin
"My valentine has hollow eyes"
"My visor's picking up biomagnetic energy." - LaForge
"My voice is deep," Tom said basically.
"My voice is dubbed incorrectly..." -- Crow T. Robot
"My watch!" Samuel Clemens
"My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels!" - Dr. Scott
"My wife IS my computer. :)" - Renimar Keth-Solamni
"My wife IS my computer."
"My wife and I have been married fo 67 years." Tuvok
"My wife and my daughter are on Romulus." Romulan
"My wife is cheating on me," Tom cackled.
"My wife is not a crook." - Bill Clinton
"My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday"
"My wife ran off with Elvis, My boss shaved off my hair." - Weird Al
"My wife said, 'It is a hunger that *never* dies!'" Jaris
"My wife this, my wife that; it's a great way to start a sentence." (J)
"My wife's head is no place for ideas." - BF Richfield, Dinosaurs
"My wife's the opposite of 'anorexic'."
"My wife, attend." Sarek
"My wife, doctor?" "No, your wife patient."
"My wife? Is she all right?" Kirok "Wife??" McCoy
"My wig hurts..." -- Crow T. Robot
"My word is final!" Tom dictated to his secretary.
"My work deserves public support!" - Calvin
"My work is a monument to -- and of -- my enemies." -- Scrapper
"My work is never done." Kirk
"My working week and my Sunday rest." -- Auden
"My world is about to blow up..." -- Mike Nelson
"My young man is taking me to a Clark Gable movie." Keeler
"My! How you've groan."
"My! What a charmer!" - Pulaski
"My, ain't this pretty up here..."
"My, he's a thick, voluptuous man." -- Crow T. Robot
"My, he's rugged." -- Joel Robinson
"My, my, my, I'm so happy, I'm gonna join the band" -Zep
"My, what a lovely lace doily!" -Arnold Schwarzenegger
"My,My..We're just riddled with regrets about our youth, aren't We"
"My-my-my, oh look at the sun! It's time to go!" - Zazu
"My... GOD!!! Shields! SHIELDS!!!" - Capt. Sulu
"My...life eminates from this place." Companion/Hedford
"My..my...my...my...Mitchell..." "My..my...my...MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!"
"Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti.."
"Myra I is in another time zone!" - Larry
"Myra doesn't say. Myra does!" -- Don Schanke
"Mystery Science Theater. Built for the Human Race." -- Tom Servo
"Mystic Rhythms, capture my thoughts, carry them away." -- Rush
"Mystic rhythms from afar ..." -RUSH
"Myth! Myth!"....... "Yeth?"
"N C C One Seven Zero One ...No bloody A, B ,C ,or D.." - Scotty
"N Gauge" - Picard
"N" could be a vowel if enough people just believed in it.
"N-C-C 1-7-0-1. No bloody A, B, C, OR D..." - Montgomery Scott
"N-C-C-1-7-0h-1. No bloody A, B, C _OR_ D!" -- Scotty
"N-C-C-One-Seven-Oh-One. No bloody A, B, C, or D!" -- Scotty
"N-C-C-One-Seven-Zero-One. No bloody A, B, C, *or* D." --Capt. Scott
"NARF!" - Pinky
"NASCAR fans do it at high speeds"
"NBC Programming Pinhead Warren Littlefield." -- David Letterman
"NCC-1701-D" : This is NOT your father's Oldsmobile!
"NCC-1701. No bloody A, B, C, *or* D." - Scotty
"NCC-1701. No bloody A, B, C, or D." - Captain Montgomery Scott
"NEVER ask what hot dogs are made of!" - Yakko
"NEVER let your conscience be your guide." Sheriff Buck
"NEVER! I shall come out, puns blazing!" - Dire Wolf
"NHL Hockey" By Stanley Kupp
"NI, not noo. It's a more throaty sound."
"NICE TRYYYY!!" - Calvin's Mom
"NICE" computers don't go down
"NO CARRIER? How we gonna land this modem?"
"NO CAT DON'T !!! (*FWANG*) heeheehee...ooh (*thunk*)
"NO HITCHHIKERS! (Except for blondes, brunettes,and redheads!)"
"NO KILL I" - HORTA
"NO Woody, I said TUCK the kids in bed!".. Mia Farrow
"NO!! Not them! Don't even say their - " - Plotz "You rang?!" - Yakko
"NO!!! For battle come to *ME*!!!" - Worf
"NO!!" - Martin Landau
"NO!" Torres
"NO!" to a cat means "Not while I am looking."
"NO, you IDIOT! A fireball is NOT used to cook your meals!"
"NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION"
"NOBODY expectedhe Spanish Inquisition!"
"NOOO!!! THE OTHER SCENE! AM I WORKING ALONE HERE?!?!?" - Freakazoid
"NOT GUILTY!", screamed Tom after being suddenly awakened.
"NOTHING will stop us, we'll be legends in our own minds!" - Dire Wolf
"NOW!" Chakotay
"NOW" is a point in time that is already gone.
"NOW, dammit, you'll tell me the truth AND pronounce the letter 'O'!!"
"NObody's sicker than me." (George)
"NT" - Nintendo Technology!
"NWO:BGates"="New World Order with Bill Gates"
"Na'Toth has a present for us courtesy of Ambassador G'Kar" - Garibaldi
"Na-myoho-ringie-Kai, na-myoho-ringie-Kai..." - Danny Davids
"Nachos rule." - Butt-Head
"Nadine, Nadine, how I love to love Nadine." -- Randall Flagg
"Nadolig LLawen a Blwyddyn Newydd Dda." - Welsh Christmas
"Nag, nag, nag!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Nailed that critter" - Vagabond makes a kill
"Naked Hitchcock?"
"Nakedness is seldom seen but often noticed." - Chinese proverb
"Name *one* of these actors!" -- Mike Nelson
"Name 3 biggest winds." "Rush, Dole and a tornado."
"Name is Clemens, boy. Samuel Clemens. With an 'E.'"
"Name the joining day." Kirk to Miramanee
"Name's Ash. Housewares." -- Ash
"Name's Commander Rimmer. Ace Rimmer." * Ace Rimmer
"Name's Lincoln. Abe Lincoln." * Wax Lincoln
"Names is for tombstones baby!" - Mr Big/Kanaga (Live & Let Die)
"Names' Spayed. Sam Spayed. I'm a private eye."- Ren Hoek
"Names, Places, Times." "Arnold Rimmer, his locker, this morning!"
"Nancy [Reagan] is downright sexy." -John Hinckley Jr. to Jody Foster
"Nancy can't help you...She's still awake."-Freddy Krueger
"Nano, Nano" translates into English as "Live long and prosper".
"Nanoo! Nanoo!" -Mork
"Nanotechnology...you've heard of it haven't you?"
"Napoleon, STOP that! Mr. Waverly would NOT approve!"
"Narn was a green and fertile place then." G'Kar
"Nate got lucky?" --Gen "Unfortunately." --Rick, LGD
"Natural 20 with a Vorpal sword!" "It lives. It looks mad." "Uh oh."
"Natural 20!" - Player "Miss!" - DM "Uh oh..." - Player
"Natural Born Squirters..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Natural laws have no pity" - RAH
"Natural laws have no pity." - Lazarus Long
"Natural laws have no pity." - Heinlein
"Natural selection favors psychological denial." -- Garrett Hardin
"Nature abhors people." -- Thine's Law
"Nature is but a name for an effect whose cause is God."
"Nature is one call you can't put on hold."
"Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can." -- Darwin's Law
"Nature's calling and I must go." --The Rutles
"Nature's far too subtle to repeat herself." Paul Muni
"Naughty frog! Narf!" - Pinky
"Naughty naughty... very naughty naughty.. naughty!" -Beavis
"Navidad Ara Pora." - Guarani Christmas
"Nay, nay, and again I say nay," Tom said hoarsely.
"Nazis. Ooh, I hate these guys." -- Indiana Jones
"Ne Jabba no badda." - Bib Fortuna
"Neat trick. For your birthday I'll buy you a utility belt."
"Neat!" -The Tick
"Neato complete-o YIPEE!" - Yakko Warner
"Necessity is not an established fact,but an interpretation." -Nietzsche
"Necessity never made a good bargain." - Ben Franklin
"Necktie: The noose of modern civilization."
"Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones..." - Dr. Hook
"Nee Gary no badda. Me chaade su goodie."
"Nee Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie." - Bib Fortuna
"Need a Hand" : Paris to Holodoc
"Need a little...help?" - The Mask
"Need any help?" Diolus "Heck, no." Hercules
"Need any help?" Hercules "I'm fine." Diolus "Yeah, right." Hercules
"Need some help?" Frank "I'd rather save the patient." Hawkeye
"Need this place. Need this. Need to fight." They told Zathras.
"Needles and sutures..." McCoy
"Needles threaded, Captain.", "Then make it sew, Number One."
"Needless to say I am NOT a merry man!" - Kevin Karmen
"Needless to say, it was a remarkable procedure." EHMP
"Needst thou not a swordsman?" --Frog
"Neelix, these people rescued me." Kes
"Neelix, you're alive. You're BREATHING."--HoloDoc
"Neelix, you're overreacting." Kes
"Negative, Ghost Rider - the pattern is full"
"Neighborhood's as friendly as ever." Rembrandt Brown
"Neither A Borrower" - By Nora Lender Bee
"Neither one of us is very good at this." -- Mike Nelson
"Nemam velike sise, ali su mi bar dugacke" -T. Torbarina-
"Nermal, do you think I have a strong chin?" "Which one?"
"Neroon? I do not understand. He is Warrior caste." - Delenn
"Nervous? I'm not nervous. Why should I be nervous?"--HoloDoc
"Nervy? Irritable? Depressed? Tired of life? ..Keep it up!"
"Never *ever* attack the United States." - 3nd Law of War
"Never -- fail as long as I try" - M. Muir, Suicidal Tendencies
"Never Surrender!" -- Icatian Infantry
"Never a transport tube when you want one." - Londo
"Never a waiter around when you need one..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Never actually seen a `dinger' hum." -- Crow T. Robot
"Never alone, Delenn. Never alone." -- Lennier
"Never anger a dragon, for you are crunchy and go well with brie."
"Never apologize, Misterit's a sign of weakness."<Crow, MST3K>
"Never appeal to a man's 'better nature.' He may not have one."
"Never argue with anything scaly and 10 times bigger than you..."
"Never ask for what you can take" - Old Ferengi Saying
"Never ask what you can take." - Ferrengi Proverb
"Never be able to scrub away the stain from your soul." -- Servo
"Never be the best, MacLeod'cause they'll all come for you."
"Never dance with a girl whose brothers have knife scars." - Mat Cauthon
"Never did Nature say one thing and Wisdom say another." -- Burke
"Never did mockers waste more idle breath." -- Shakespeare
"Never eat more than you can lift." -- Miss Piggy
"Never eaten a whole prom before..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Never fear answers. Only fear running out of questions." Ivanova
"Never fear that you have wandered too far." -- Sister Evara
"Never fire a laser at a mirror." - Larry Niven
"Never fire a laser at a mirror." -Niven
"Never fork in haste."
"Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." - Heinlein
"Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." - Lazarus Long
"Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." -- Heinlein
"Never get engaged." - Date(?) "You're ENGAGED?" - Jerry Seinfeld
"Never get involved in a land war in Asia." - 1st Law of War
"Never get off the boat." -Captain Willard
"Never get out of the boat, unless you're gonna go all the way!!"
"Never give a sucker an even break."
"Never give in. Never give in. Never. Never. Never."
"Never go to a doctor who's office plants have died." - Heinlein
"Never go to a doctor who's office plants have died." - Lazarus Long
"Never go to a doctor who's office plants have died." -- Heinlein
"Never going back again to crucify msyelf again" - Tori Amos
"Never have I seen a deity, how then shall I know I am not divine?"
"Never have sex with the boss's sister."
"Never heard of a bulletproof vest?" -- Dick Durkin
"Never hit your mother with a shovel."--Tasslehoff Burrfoot
"Never insult someone by accident." - Heinlein
"Never judge a fruit by its skin." Neelix
"Never kiss a girl whose brothers have knife scars." - Mat Cauthon
"Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!"
"Never laugh at live dragons." - Bilbo Baggins.
"Never let a dark spectre onto the ship again!" -- Joel Robinson
"Never let school interfere with your education"
"Never let the Devil dress you." -- Crow T. Robot
"Never let the robots write another segment..." -- Joel Robinson
"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right."
"Never lie down with a woman who's got more trouble than you." -N.Algren
"Never lie. That way you don't have to remember anything."
"Never make love to a woman who's wearing spurs!"
"Never march on Moscow!" - 2nd Law of War
"Never mind the facts - I know what I know!" - Liberal
"Never mind the history lesson, release the ship!" Kirk
"Never mind the star, just get those camels off the lawn!"
"Never mind, I've got my head on straight after all." - Calvin
"Never mind. I don't want to know."--Quark
"Never murder a man who is about to commit suicide." - German Proverb
"Never open a box you didn't close yourself." -- Pandora's Law
"Never over-extend your thrust..." - Ramirez
"Never piss off the government spooks. They'll kill ya" -- John Gotti
"Never place profit before friendship." -- Rom
"Never put doughnuts next to the kitty litter." -- Mike Nelson
"Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed"
"Never read any book that is not a year old." -- Emerson
"Never repeat codes," said the telegrapher remorselessly
"Never rub another man's rhubarb." - Joker
"Never say never." Paul Newman
"Never say yer sorry, mister. It's a sign of weakness."-John Wayne
"Never second guess a Trekkie"-Patrick Stewart, Tonight Show 12/10/92
"Never second guess a Trekkie." - Patrick Stewart
"Never see a movie when you can't pronounce the title." -- Richie
"Never seen so many trees in my life." -- Agent Cooper
"Never seen that in a medical book." "It's in mine, from now on."
"Never send a monster to do the work of an evil scientist."
"Never sharpen your claws on a water bed." - Garfield
"Never stand in back of a cow" -El Seed
"Never stand next to someone throwing shit at an armed man." - Niven
"Never start a fight, but always finish it." - Sheridan
"Never stop swimming."
"Never swallow a Halfling." - Half-Giant Proverb
"Never tell me the odds!" - Han Solo
"Never tell me the odds!" - Han "Never quote me the odds!" - KJA
"Never tell me the odds!" - Han Solo
"Never tell me the odds" - Capt Sulu
"Never tell me the odds" - Han Solo
"Never tell me the odds." - Capt. Sulu
"Never tell the same lie twice." - Garak
"Never thought that I could act this way..."
"Never throw shit at an armed man." - Larry Niven
"Never throw shit at an armed man." - L. Niven
"Never trust Martin Goldberg's typing." - BCK
"Never trust a Sicilian when death is on the line!" *THUNK!*
"Never trust a bald barber. He has no respect for your hair."
"Never trust a man with horns on his hat!"
"Never trust a purple dinosaur." -- The Teachings of Bob, Part II.
"Never trust ale from a God fearing people." - Quark
"Never trust anything you can eat." - Old dragon proverb
"Never try to have the last word. You might get it."
"Never try to out stubborn a cat." - Lazarus Long
"Never try to outstubborn a cat." -- Heinlein
"Never try to teach your grandmother how to suck eggs."
"Never underestimate the POWER of the Blue Wave" - Darth Vader
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." - Lazarus Long
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." -- Heinlein
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." L. Long
"Never vacation on an active volcano." -- Crow T. Robot
"Never was patriot yet, but was a fool." -- Dryden
"Never, _ever_ trust a draft dodger." - Rush Limbaugh
"Never, ever, EVER trust a draft dogger!" - Rush Limbaugh
"Never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy." -Churchill
"Never.touch .he flop.y disk s.rface!"
"Nevermind! Fire!" -Bodolza
"Nevermore will I read 'The Raven'", said Tom poetically.
"Nevertheless it moves." - Galileo
"New Bruce, are you a pooftah?"
"New Bruce, are you a pooftah?" "Yes, are you a pooftah?"
"New Jersey: The Tollbooth state!" -- Carlin
"New Mack Daddy Ken(tm)! With Action Pimp Slap(tm)!" - Ghort '94
"New Nightmare" voted the funniest comedy of the year by O.J. Simpson
"New Technology is Always Priced Just Beyond Your Budget"
"New World Order" and "One World Government" - George Bush
"New Year's Resolutions" is a marketing Campaign invented by the makers of Nicotine Flavoured Chewing Gum
"New York City, the city that never moves." -- Mike Nelson
"New ZEALAND? I *KNEW* I should have taken that left at Tau Ceti Alpha!"
"New car, caviar, four star daydream, think I'll buy me a football team"
"New for Christmas: The John Bobbit doll (Some assembly r
"New style, you go out for pizza and never come back." - Ivanova
"New users always find the glitch." - 1st Law of Sysops
"New": Different color from previous model
"New, Extry Bold!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Newbie-kabob, anyone?"
"Newbies aren't so bad - if you use LOTS of catsup!"
"Newt Gingrich... <sigh>" - Dot Warner
"Newton is wrong." -- Einstein
"Newton was wrong! The apple need not fall." -- Dr. Reinhald
"Newton was wrong!" -- Dr. Reinhald
"Next (*&^@ time buy the two-ply kind," said Tom abrasively.
"Next ?" - Steve Jobs
"Next I'll figure out sibling rivalry." -- Dr. Freedman
"Next film we may show her elbow." -- Mike Nelson
"Next he'll be saying he prefers it over Earth History." McCoy
"Next month: Red Wizard's Midnight Black edibles...:)"
"Next rest area: 25 mi." That's a big rest area
"Next stop is the infirmary, down the hall, to the right." - Franklin
"Next stop, funny farm." - Throttle
"Next stop... the Twilight Zone..." -- Polarity
"Next time I need a tailor, I'll know just where to look." Chakotay
"Next time I'm askin' for script approval!" - Slappy
"Next time buy the two-ply kind," said Tom abrasively.
"Next time buy the two-ply kind," said Tom roughly.
"Next time don't give up so easily." Cmdr. Riker
"Next time it could be me on the scaffolding." - Bart Simpson.
"Next time it could be me on the scaffolding." - Bart's Board
"Next time it will be easier." -- Roget
"Next time swipe one of Daffy's routines." -- Bugs Bunny
"Next time we slide, look where you flail!" -- Professor Arturo
"Next time we slide, look where you flail!" Arturo
"Next time, *I* get to drive!" Arturo
"Next time, *youget to be on top." The Shadow
"Next time, I'm not going to walk away..." -- Duncan Macleod
"Next time, just yell." Kirk to Spock
"Next time, my way." - Ivanova
"Next time, see me before you see Sigmund." Troi
"Next time, try harder." Diolus "Harder, right." Lydia
"Next time, we should be more careful" - Tain
"Next week we'll introduce the lathe of Heaven." -- Dr. Forrester
"Next week, Johnny, we explore the wonders of sex. Bring your sister!"
"Next week...He gets taller." -- BJ
"Next? We take the Alices on a trip through Wonderland!" Kirk
"Ni!" - The Knights Who Say "Ni!"
"Niagra Falls . . .Slowly I turned. . .Step by step. . .Inch by inch
"Nice Beaver!" "Thanks! I just had it stuffed!"
"Nice Jump!" * Cat
"Nice Tagline! Hey, look, there goes Elvis!" "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
"Nice Tagline", "Kid you watch too much Television"
"Nice boy, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice." -- Foghorn Leghorn
"Nice brains!" -- Joel Robinson
"Nice butt." - Dodger
"Nice cake." * Rimmer "It was supposed to be meatloaf." * Lister
"Nice catch, ladies!" Hercules
"Nice decorating! Let me guess - Satan?" - Dot
"Nice door!" - Yakko "Faboo!" - Wakko "Nice hinges!" - Dot
"Nice flea collar." - MacLeod to Kanis
"Nice form, but a little rough on the landing." - E. Nygma
"Nice going, Master Ninja Dipstick!" -- Joel Robinson
"Nice going.....Master Ninja Dipstick!"
"Nice guy; killed my father." - Mulder, sarcastcly, on Krycek (Apocrypha)
"Nice hammer,you nail anything with that?...:)"
"Nice job, Fisty. Push the button, will you?" -- Dr. Forrester
"Nice jump!" -- The Cat
"Nice landing...next time, put the wheels down first."
"Nice legs...for a human." -- Worf
"Nice little intimate shotgun wedding... 12 gauge." -- Al
"Nice location for a beating." -- Tom Servo
"Nice mirror!" said Orville reflectively.
"Nice mirror!" said Tom reflectively.
"Nice mirror!", Tom said reflectively
"Nice mirror!", said Tom reflectively.
"Nice moves. Too bad this isn't Wide World of Sports."--Dark Helmet
"Nice of you to drop in." Hercules to Xena
"Nice of you to stop." - Dax to Koloth
"Nice of you to stop." -- Dax
"Nice outfit." -- Potter. "Thank you, sir!" -- Klinger.
"Nice party. Hey Goober! Try-ya some of them Horse Ovaries."
"Nice place to get trapped in." Kirk
"Nice planet you have. Surrender or be vaporized!"
"Nice planet" - Worf
"Nice reel change!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Nice sentiment, but I prefer playing God." --Albertus Magnus
"Nice shark, pretty shark. - Londo Molari."
"Nice shark. Pretty shark" - Londo
"Nice shoes." Morden to Sheridan
"Nice shooting son. What's your name?" - OCP President
"Nice simplistic answer, Joel." -- Tom Servo
"Nice speech, but he's trashing the place!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Nice statue you have there Quark." "That's no statue. It's Morn."
"Nice suit... Armani?" - "Kevlar."
"Nice taglines. ... For a human." - Worf
"Nice tattoo." -- Crow "Herve Villaichese ." -- Tom Servo
"Nice timing." -- Harley Stone
"Nice to know it all still fits."--Q Two
"Nice to know there's a little pizazz left in the old digits."-Potter
"Nice to meet you Pinoccio." -- Riker
"Nice to see you again, @LN@." -- The Kurgan
"Nice to see you again, MacCleod." - The Kurgan
"Nice try." <G>
"Nice underpants" -Hobbes
"Nice? She looks like something that dropped out of the Sphinx's nose!
"Nick couldn't talk. He was M-O-O-N, that spelled deaf-mute."
"Nick, think of the paperwork if you drop him!" -- Don Schanke
"Nicolas, we cannot define our lives by mortal mores." -- Janette
"Nietzche and God are dead." -- Cthulhu
"Nietzche is pietzche, but Sartre is smartre." ---Unknown
"Nietzsche is dead" -God
"Nietzsche is perverse and abnormal." -- Leo Tolstoy
"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." -- Tolstoy
"Nifty is a good word"cute" also came to mind."-Don Horton.
"Nifty" is a good word. "Cute" also came to mind.
"Night after night, going round and round my brain" -Floyd
"Night time sharpens, heightens each sensation..." - The Phantom
"Nighttime in the army is a lonely time." -- Forrest Gump
"Nighty night Doctor and..." "Goodniiiiiight Nurse!" -- Yakko/Wakko
"Nighty night Good Feathers, who constantly curse."
"Nimrod, the mighty hunter before the Lord." -- Genesis 10:19
"Nine for mortal men doomed to die..."
"Nine year old kid. Real dangerous, Arsenal." -- Recoil
"Nine, Ten, He's coming back again..."-Elm St. Children
"Nine, Ten, Never sleep again..."-Elm St. Children
"Nine-tenths of all existing books are nonsense." -- Disraeli
"Niner, woozle, steiner." -- Crow "Frankenheimer." -- Servo
"Ninety miles an hour girl...is the...speed I drive."
"Ninety percent of everything is crap." - T. Sturgeon
"Ninety percent of everything is crap." -- Sturgeon's Law
"Ninety-nine percent of baseball is half mental." -- Yogi Berra
"Nino! Fetch me another... this one's broken." -- Kalas
"Nirvana? Thats the place where the powers that be and their friends hang out. -- Zonker Harris
"Nixon's had an @#$%&! transplant!" "The @#$%&! rejected him!"
"Nnnnnnooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"-Luke Skywalker
"No *one* user wrote me." - MCP
"No - yes - maybe - could be - perhaps..." Musings of a genealogist.
"No Bed-Hopping on the Promenade!" - ODO
"No Big Macs in space!" - Hodge Podge
"No Bother" said Pooh as Cindy Crawford licked honey off his chest
"No Captain... when I say tommorow, I mean tommorow." -Torres
"No Changeling has EVER harmed another."--Female Changeling
"No Changeling has ever harmed another." Changeling
"No Ensign, you may NOT tap my commbadge for me." -Troi..
"No Fear," said Amram and Jochebed, as they hid Moses from Pharoah.
"No Fear," said Caleb, after reporting on the Promised Land.
"No Fear," said Daniel, as he was thrown into the lions' den.
"No Fear," said David, as he gathered up five stones.
"No Fear," said Elijah, as he confronted the prophets of Baal.
"No Fear," said Elijah, as he gave Ahab the weather forecast.
"No Fear," said Gideon, leading an army of 300 against thousands.
"No Fear," said Hezekiah, as Sennacherib marched on Jerusalem.
"No Fear," said Jacob, as he went to meet Esau.
"No Fear," said Jael, as she looked for a tent peg.
"No Fear," said Jehoshaphat, as the Ammonites and Moabites invaded.
"No Fear," said Jehu, as he drove madly toward Jezebel's castle.
"No Fear," said Jonah, as he was swallowed by the whale.
"No Fear," said Joseph, as he was sold into slavery.
"No Fear," said Joshua, as Israel crossed the Jordan.
"No Fear," said Joshua, as he began the first lap around Jericho.
"No Fear," said Moses, as he faced the Egyptian sorcerers.
"No Fear," said Moses, on the shores of the Red Sea.
"No Fear," said Noah, as it began to rain.
"No Fear," said Paul, as the ship was blown off course.
"No Fear," said Paul, leaving Ephesus to go to Jerusalem.
"No Fear," said Peter and John, being questioned by the Sanhedrin.
"No Fear," said Peter, spending the night in prison.
"No Fear," said Samson, as he braced himself against the pillars.
"No Fear," said Samson, as he reached for a jawbone.
"No Fear," said Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego.
"No Fear," said Stephen, as the Sanhedrin gathered up stones.
"No God, no war. Know God, know war"
"No Magic-Fingers for you, young man!" -- Crow T. Robot
"No Pain No Gain" -- Keel
"No Shirt. No Shoes. No Service." Hmm, I guess pants are optional.
"No Sir, I don't like it."- Mr. Horse
"No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy."
"No Virginia, Touch & Go is not a kind of foreplay."
"No William F. Buckley impersonations!" -- Joel Robinson
"No Woody, I said TUCK the kids in bed!"...Mia Farrow
"No acting beyond this point!" -- Tom Servo
"No amount of bribery could make me honest." -Rush Limbaugh
"No applause, please. Just throw money!"
"No army is better than its soldiers." -Patton
"No baby. No baby's dreams...."-Mark
"No back hair? The man's a timber wolf!" -- Crow T. Robot
"No barbarians were harmed during the filming of this motion picture."
"No being can be truly sentient without laughter." Delenn
"No blasters! No blasters!"
"No blinker. They're just exacerbating their crime." Crow
"No boom TODAY. Boom tomorrow; There's always a boom tomorrow(Ivanova)
"No boom now. Boom tomorrow. There's ALWAYS a boom tomorrow." - Ivan
"No boom?" - Garibaldi "No boom." - Sinclair
"No bother," Pooh assured @FN@, "no bother at all!"
"No breasts were ritually removed." -- Joel Robinson
"No brush hunter's gonna get my daughter..." - Tenn. Ernie Ford
"No cause is so right that one cannot find a fool following it." - Niven
"No coffee? Oh well. I'll just drink this warm cream instead." <THUD>
"No comment" is a comment. --George Carlin
"No concept of time; wide awake!" - Baby, Dinosaurs
"No crows on the Promenade. No turkeys either."--Odo, WTNE
"No dangling on the Promenade!" shouted Odo to the male streaker.
"No decaf on the Promenade."--Odo
"No difference between man and mouse Both end up in pussy"
"No dinner with Mel Gibson?!" - Dot
"No doubt about it, we gotta get our radar checked" - Yakko
"No doubt considerable Human ancestry." McCoy
"No doubt the universe is unfolding as it should."
"No doubt will remain." Kirk
"No doubt, but that will pass." Picard
"No dramatic pauses on the Promenade." - Odo (WTNE)
"No effect, Captain." Torres
"No ellipses, no parabolas, and no hyperbolas," said Tom laconically.
"No evil lost is wailed when it is gone." -- Shakespeare
"No evil shall escape my sight..."
"No fair.. you've got two points and I've only got one.. :)"
"No favor can win gratitude from a cat." - La Fontaine
"No formula the textbooks know, will turn a bullet from your coat."
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms" -Thomas Jefferson
"No freeman shall be debarred the use of arms..." - T. Jefferson
"No gags, no bulldozer, no dynamite! Whatta rotten cartoon!" - SlappySql
"No gags, no sex, no dynamite! Whatta rotten echo!" ;)
"No god damned me." - Oracle
"No good buys. Just amenities." - Tasha Yar at the mall.
"No good deed ever goes unpunished." -- Trapper (*before* FRA #285)
"No good deed goes unpunished." - Clare Boothe Luce
"No great genius is without an admixture of madness." -- Aristotle
"No guarentees. Garibaldi None required." - Londo
"No help from the pit boss in the sky." -- Klinger
"No holocomic books more than six months old..." Paris
"No honey, I'm not BBSing again - I'm writing a letter to my mother."
"No horsing around, now. I'm serious." -- Col. Potter
"No illusion. Jackson's dead." Kirk
"No imagination, eh?"--Quark "Waste of time."--Odo
"No inspection ready unit ever passed combat." -Murphy
"No it just means I'm never wrong." - Sisko
"No job too big; no fee too big!" -- Dr. Peter Venkman, "Ghost-busters"
"No jokes."--Odo2
"No king, no king, la-la-la-la-laaaah-lah!" - Shenzi/Banzai
"No ladies here, I guess." Kit O'Brady
"No lady, I said you've got great set of BITS..."
"No lasers, no holograms." Quark
"No less than 6%, and more than 9!" (David Levi, when asked how well will he do in the elections)
"No liquids. I'm terribly allergic to them." -- Loretta King
"No ma'am, no dip$h!t." - Admiral James T. Kirk
"No ma'am. No dipshit." -- Kirk
"No machine can replace me until it learns how to drink." - Dean Martin
"No maintenance" := Impossible to fix
"No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar." - Lincoln
"No man is a hypocrite in his desires." -- Johnson
"No man is an island, but I've met some peninsulas" -- RAH
"No man is an island, but I've met some peninsulas..." - Heinlein
"No man is an island, but some of us have big peninsulas." - Dire Wolf
"No man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.". GBS
"No man may touch the wife of a Teer." Maab
"No man should imitate womenLa Cage is *so* passe."
"No maniacs in polyester slacks" RUSH Roll the Bones
"No mans property is safe while the legislature is in session" unknown
"No matter how I try, I find my way into the same old jam" -Led Zep
"No matter how cynical I get, I can't keep up." -Lily Tomlins
"No matter how he tried, he could not break free" -Floyd
"No matter how you slice it, it's still Meatloaf."
"No matter what they're talking about, they're talking about money."
"No matter where I wanna go, my car don't wanna go there." Dangerfield
"No matter where you go, there's an anvil."
"No matter where you go... there you are" -Buckaroo Bonzai
"No matter who you vote for, the government gets in."
"No medicine in the world can do thee good..." -- Shakespeare
"No messes on the Promenade."--Odo, WTNE
"No miscarriages in Harold Lauder's basement, please."
"No mob ever wants justice. They want vengeance." Peter Ustinov
"No more adventures. I'm not going that way." - C-3PO
"No more deals, Kirstie." -- Pinhead
"No more delays, Kirstie. No more teasing. Time to play."
"No more rhymes now, I mean it!" "Anybody want a peanut?" "Augh!"
"No more rules." -- Duncan MacLeod
"No more tabby-paw pie for me before bedtime!"--ALF
"No more turning away from the coldness inside" -Pink Floyd
"No more, Logan It ends for us both now." -- Magneto
"No more. No less. You got a lifetime." -- Death
"No mun. No fun. Your son." "Too bad. So sad. Your Dad."
"No names until we're topside." -- Franklin
"No need to amputate, 3-4 days it'll fall off by itself!"
"No need to bother the Bouncing Berserker about that, my dear." -Hodge
"No need to launder the money..." -- Mike Nelson
"No need to panic", I tell myself.
"No need to rush." Quark
"No neural damage that I can detect." Doctor
"No new century began yesterday." NY TIMES editorial, 1/1/1900.
"No new taxes!" - Politician. Translation: "Mo' new taxes!"
"No no no no no, Change my mind, wanna come down." -Arthur
"No no no no no."--Bill Nye
"No no no, FINGER prints!" - Y "I don't think so." - D <finger Prince>
"No no no. The '95' part stands for the RAM required..."
"No not really. I am the guy running this operation." - Dr. Franklin
"No offense, but you scare me." -Arthur
"No one around here wastes water like this." Neelix
"No one attacks me with impunity."
"No one believes the sincere except the honest" - Gibran
"No one blames you for what happened." Janeway
"No one brings me flowers," she said lackadaisically.
"No one can milk a shot like Adam West." -- Crow T. Robot
"No one can tear my beliefs apart" - M. Muir, Suicidal Tendencies
"No one commands me. No man. No God. No Elder." -- Gunter Dorn
"No one dare disturb the sound of silence." --Simon & Garfunkel
"No one ever *means* for these things to happen..." -- Scar
"No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning."
"No one expects the Spammish Repetition! Spam! Spam! Spam!"
"No one expects--Oh, Bugger!"
"No one gets the best of me in my kitchen!" - Neelix
"No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid."
"No one has died here in thousands of years." Trefayne
"No one has ever died an Atheist." - Plato
"No one has exclusive title to misery." - H.P. Lovecraft
"No one has jurisdiction over the truth!" - Fox Mulder
"No one has known we were among you... until now." -- Ramirez
"No one has to tell an old Aberdeen pub crawler how to applaud!" Scott
"No one hates this war business better than I do." -- Frank Burns
"No one invited *me* to the pillaging!" -- Crow T. Robot
"No one is interested in my underpants." - Bart's Board
"No one knows more about transporters than Chief O'Brien." --Bashir
"No one more delights in vengeance than a woman." -- Juvenal
"No one mucks around with The Tick's bodily membranes!!!" -The Tick
"No one pulls my underwear over my head and gets away with it."
"No one respects a talent that is concealed." -- Desiderious Erasmus
"No one saw you enter. No one has to see you leave." -- Black Fury
"No one shall wield Excalibur but me!" -- Uther Pendragon
"No one should decide quickly to die, Captain." Tal
"No one should hide their true self behind a false face." LON CHANEY
"No one speaks and no one tries... no one flies around the sun...."
"No one told me it involved having sex with an alien." - Ivanova
"No one told me when to run; I missed the starting gun." -- Pink Floyd
"No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun" -Pink Floyd
"No one understands my work." - - Calvin
"No one wants to admit they wrote this?" -- Crow T. Robot
"No one wants to see Jean Chretien and his missus at it either."-Dunn
"No one who speaks German could be an evil man." -- Homer Simpson
"No one will be seated during the letter-folding scene." -- Servo
"No one will believe the Clinton's innocence." - Vince Foster
"No one will hold it against you that you were human." - Q
"No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley."
"No one's come anywhere near the panel." Odo
"No one's going to tell you you need Clearasil." -- Joel
"No one's watching that wienie anyway!" -- Dr. Erhardt
"No oneeverwill truly understand what I did." - Hobbes
"No opium-smoking in the elevators."
"No pain, no gain...."-Freddy Krueger
"No pearls, no dress? Why are you out of uniform?"-Potter to Klinger
"No pilaf for me, please," said Tom derisively.
"No police officer on this plane of existance will find Peter" - Kermit
"No political party is as bad as its leaders." -- Will Rogers
"No polka on the Promenade!" - Odo <WDSNNE>
"No pressure, no diamonds..."
"No problem ... In a hundred years, we'll be dead."
"No problem, do you want mayo on that?" - Sheridan
"No quailing, @LN@! No drawing back!" -- Bronte
"No question is a stupid question." You haven't heard mine yet!
"No raised eyebrows on the Promenade."--Deputy Edwards Tim
"No response from the array." Kim
"No response to our hail, Captain." Tuvok
"No reward is worth this!" - Han Solo
"No rhinos in sight. That's a good sign." - S. Kyle
"No road is ever old." - Tasslehoff Burrfoot
"No sane person lives where it snows." - Ancient Floridian Proverb
"No sane person lives where it snows." -- Jack Butler
"No screaming while the bus is in motion!"-Freddy Krueger
"No sense being crazy unless you can show everyone." --Witchy Woman
"No sense of perspective." -- Joel Robinson
"No ships, no fighters, no cruisers." - G'Kar
"No sir, you're monkey has got it right" - Hitchikers.
"No sirI didn't like it" - Mr. Horse
"No sleeping on the Promenade. Go home." - Odo
"No sleepwalking." - Mulder to astral - traveling quadra - amputee killer
"No smoking on the bridge!" fumed Picard.
"No standard references apply." Spock
"No stuffed animals on the Promenade."--Odo, WTNE
"No sweat Fox!" -Falco
"No tagline in the world can do thee good..." -- Tagspeare
"No talk of God then, we called you a man!"
"No taxation without representation." Frost
"No technique works if it isn't used." - Larry Niven
"No thank you. I take my coffee like I take my men....black."
"No thanks, we've got all the government we need" - The Tick
"No thanks. I prefer to be only >slightly< insane." Sheridan
"No thanks. I'm on a low saliva diet." - Slappy
"No ticky, no shirty." -- Joel Robinson
"No time for argument."
"No time spent with a cat on your lap can ever be considered wasted."
"No time to discuss this in committee." - Han Solo
"No time to lose.."
"No touch Servo!" -- Giant Tom Servo
"No two identical parts are alike." -- Beach's Law
"No use pussy-footing aroung, Janet." - Bert Schnickt
"No use, Jim. No way out." Spock
"No vampire can be trusted." -- Nostoket, Gangrel
"No virus problem here--we have a policy against them!"
"No wait... With $10,000 we'd be millionaires!" - Homer Simpson
"No waitWith $10,000 we'd be millionaires!" - Homer
"No wala wa!" - Oola
"No way a bull's gonna miss a target *that* big, man!" -- Bart at Opera
"No way are these mine. These *bend*!" -- Lister
"No way are these mine. These BEND!"(holding his underwear) * Lister
"No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend!" - Lister
"No way, femme-bot." - Joel "Yes way, space swish." - Crow
"No weapon known could have made any difference." Kirk
"No wonder the poor devils go mad." McCoy
"No wonder we're at the bottom of the food chain" -Shenzi, Lion King
"No wonder we're at the bottom of the food chain." -- Shenzi
"No wonder you are not commanding a Starship." Q
"No wonder you ended up with Picard." - Q to Vash
"No wonder you're such a wuss." - Butt-Head
"No! A BUD light!" -Jean d'Arc
"No! For battle come to *me*!" -- Worf
"No! I ain't got no where to go! Don't you do it!"
"No! Never! No shrubberies!"
"No! Not a Tandy", Tom said Realistically.
"No! Not a crane shot!" -- Tom Servo
"No! Not back to food inspection!" -- Dr. Erhardt
"No! Not the Knights who say `Nee'!"
"No! Shut up!" said Ford. "I think we're in trouble."
"No! You can't have any of my lobster," said Tom, shellfishly.
"No! Don't do it!" Crusher
"No! Don't think I'll need anything at all!" -Floyd
"No! Go back! Lift off!" Spock
"No! I think she said she liked the pianist"
"No! No! No! No more foreplay." - 007 (Pierce Brosnan - Golden Eye)
"No! No! Windows isn't a virus. Viruses do something."
"No! Not a crane shot!" -- Tom Servo
"No! Not back to food inspection!" -- Dr. Erhardt
"No! Not the Comfy Chair!!!"
"No! Not the Knights who say 'Ni'!"
"No! Only MAK-oy!" Eleen
"No! Really *they* were BIGGER than your head!"
"No! Stop! Everyone!" Picard
"No! Try not! Do! Or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
"No! You can't have any of my lobster," said Tom, shellfishly.
"No" to a cat means "not while you're looking".
"No*I* am your father!" -- Darth Vader
"No, I am NOT your father." - Darth Vader
"No, *I* am stuck here with *you*."
"No, A-ko! You can't die yet! Oh well, That's the breaks!" -B-ko
"No, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH, back of the throat."
"No, Brain, wake me at the noon of time." - Pinky
"No, Doctor, but they do have superior experience." Data
"No, Eve, I won't touch that apple," said Tom adamantly.
"No, Grasshopper! Carry Hibachi by HANDLES!" - Master Po
"No, I am Zoot's identical twin sister, Dingo."
"No, I am your father." - Darth Vader
"No, I can't get it." Kim
"No, I didn't say every syllable, *exactly*..." - Ash
"No, I didn't." - Teddy Kennedy
"No, I don't have any males; not at the moment, anyway."
"No, I don't know what my save vs. atomic blast is!"
"No, I have NOT had enough!" said Tom solicitously.
"No, I haven't read Voltaire," said Tom candidly.
"No, I said Bud Light!" - Captain of the Hindenburg
"No, I said a Bud Light!" - David Koresh
"No, I want to do it, Neelix." Kes
"No, I was just--"-Squit "That's it!!! Here's your sticky bun!!"-Pesto
"No, I was only fooling, said Ford," we are going to die after all."
"No, I won't accept this. *This* cannot have been an accident."
"No, I won't die for my governmentbut I'll kill for my country!"
"No, I won't kill him! Do you hear?!" - Kirk
"No, I'll go, your place is on the bridge of your ship." -Kirk
"No, I'll never be over Macho Grande."
"No, I'll take the first shot." Kirk
"No, I'm accusing YOU of being a thief!" Quark
"No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space." - Kirk
"No, I'm just masochistic. :)" - Dire Wolf
"No, I'm not an elitist. Why do you ask, peasant?"
"No, I'm not going to explain it. If you can't figure it out, you
"No, I'm not joking, and don't call me Shirley."-Leslie Nielson
"No, I'm not mapping. I thought you were mapping!"
"No, I'm sorry, sir, we're not offering the butt tattoo promotion."
"No, I've changed it to Trust Everyone, didn't I tell you?" - Fox Mulder
"No, Jim, it's advanced arthritis. It's spreading!" McCoy
"No, Joseph, honest! I never had sex with anyone else!" - Mary
"No, Luke....I * AM * your father!"
"No, Lupita!"
"No, Marianne, I pulled down his pants and said 'Go!'" -Cybil
"No, Mongo straight!"
"No, Mr. Guccione, `The Big Red One' is an army movie."
"No, Mr. Guccione, that's not what `Driving Miss Daisy' is about."
"No, Mr. Speaker." - Elijah Harper, June 1990
"No, NOT DS9! To my people!"--Odo
"No, No, Nurse! I said PRICK his BOIL!"
"No, Not That!" - Riko "Yes, That!" - Helmet
"No, O'Brien. We're studying for a quiz on the Greek alphabet."--Odo
"No, Peg..." -- Al Bundy
"No, Pooh. That's not how to assimilate someone." - Rabbit of Borg
"No, Potter! Not potash!" -- Col. Potter on the phone
"No, Sir. But I have this. A dead slug."
"No, That only works on ducksDucksGOOD ONE! I shall DUCK!!!"
"No, Will. After you left for StarFleet, I adopted her." -- Carter
"No, Woody, I said to TUCK the kids in bed!" - Mia Farrow
"No, Woody. I told you to TUCK the kids in bed." - Mia Farrow
"No, Zaphod. Just very very improbable."
"No, `Eureka' is Greek for `This bath is too hot.'" -- Dr. Who
"No, but I'd stay out of Sickbay for a while if I were you." La Forge
"No, fledgling, save your kisses for the world." -Magnus to Lestat
"No, get in her 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back!"
"No, he said he'll kill *you*." - Odo to Quark
"No, he's clinging to life all on his own." "Typical."
"No, his mind is not for rent. To any god or government..."
"No, how do YOU vote, Sarek of Vulcan?" Gav
"No, it didn't go up my sleeve", said Tom underhandedly.
"No, it doesn't come with bloody wafers!"
"No, it was John something - not 'Jeff Kay'
"No, it's Rasta, the Kooky Dred Clown!" -- Tom Servo
"No, it's a beautiful lady, and we love her!" Kirk on Enterprise
"No, it's not 100% pure adrenalin." -- Joel Robinson
"No, it's not fair. It never is." - Franklin
"No, just *a* Zaphod Beeblebrox, didn't you hear I come in six packs?"
"No, just another minute on the modem, and THEN you can call 911!"
"No, let us not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
"No, lets not make love Yugo...I'm a little rusty at this." -Gally
"No, look, it's very, very simple..."--Arthur Dent
"No, mustn't let them see weakness" - G'Kar
"No, my cat does not need a lube job and tune up." - Harry Eyeball
"No, my dear Doctor, you must die!" - The Master
"No, no butthead no i can't settle down!" - Beavis
"No, no, I don't have any garlic." Nick Knight
"No, no, no! Computer, freeze program." - Alexander
"No, no, no...THIS is chocolate!"--Patrick Stewart
"No, no, not at all. Not as such." - Ivanova
"No, no, this isn't...a synthale kind of night." Bashir
"No, no. Forget the beach chair." -- Crow T. Robot
"No, no. He's uhHe's not dead. He's restin'..."
"No, no. Don't misunderstand me. I AM wonderful."--Chris Thompson
"No, no. Forget the beach chair." -- Crow T. Robot
"No, no. He's uh... He's not dead. He's resting." --Monty Python
"No, no. How DOOO you do!" - Scratchansniff "Fine, thank you." - Dot
"No, no. How DOOO you do!" Scratchy "Fine, thank you." Dot
"No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!"
"No, not 'tax'. What's the word? Oh! 'Welcome'."
"No, not Tandy", John said Realistically.
"No, not Tandy," Tom said Realistically
"No, not such a wonderful husband." Picard/Kamin
"No, not to someone like me..."
"No, not unless you call me little Washuu." - Washuu
"No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!"
"No, oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot!" -- Dingo
"No, she's her father's daughter." Eline
"No, shoot them all. I do not wish them to be brave."
"No, sir. All our "David Copperfield"s have two P's."
"No, that doesn't track." Garibaldi
"No, that's German for 'The Bart, The'" -- Sideshow Bob
"No, that's genetic. They train me to be persistent." -- Schanke
"No, that's impossible!" O'Brien
"No, that's not it. Change it." - Butt-Head
"No, that's not it." Quark
"No, that's okay. You go toe-to-toe against Ripper." -- Ramjett
"No, that's too close!" Worf
"No, the table was smaller, and it was inclined." Worf
"No, there's nothing you can do." Banjo Man
"No, this does not happen now." -- Destiny
"No, this where you must be to become Maria Von Trapp
"No, wait <confused look>" -- Danny Davids
"No, we *were* threatening you. Now we're mocking you, bug boy!"
"No, we are NOT drugs on!"
"No, we're opaque." - Yakko Warner
"No, why? Have YOU ever snorted laser toner?"
"No, you can't have any of my lobster", said Tom, shellfishly.
"No, you can't touch it. You already broke yours off!!"
"No, you do not even understand yourself" - Kosh to Sheridan
"No, you do not understand. Go." - Kosh
"No, you fool! I mean power! Ultimate power!" -- Evil Gypsy
"No, you go. I'm too busy bleeding."
"No, you got it all wrong." McCoy on maternity/paternity
"No, you have to do it again", reiterated Tom loopily.
"No, you're it!" -- Tag
"No, you're wrong! You're very wrong! How can you say that?"
"No, your fighter doesn't gain any bonuses from drinking coffee."
"No,Pooh.That's not how to assimilate someone"--Rabbit of Borg
"No-one has ever recovered a ship from hyperspace."
"No. He doesn't knowBut I know
"No. I'm Death, plain and simple."
"No. It was you. It *reeks* of you."--K'vin Vanh'ten
"No. No, I don't have any garlic." -- Nick Knight
"No. No. Bad!" -- TV's Frank
"No. She Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw."
"No. That would be wrong." Data
"No. There's a third option." Winters
"No. Would you like to take a hike?" - Yakko
"No. You ate yours." -- Clarice Starling
"No. You were de-rezzed. I saw it." --Sark "Not me, Sark." --Flynn
"No. 'Charles Dickens' with 2 K's, the well-known Dutch author."
"No. A captain's place is on the Bridge of his ship." Kirk
"No. Do you know who I am?" - Yakko
"No. His heart just isn't in it." Soran
"No. I won't leave you!" Odo
"No. NO! I! CAN'T! >LEAVE!<" Kirk
"No. No, I don't have any garlic." Nick Knight
"No. No, I won't kill you." Kirk to Gorn Captain
"No. No. Bad!" -- TV's Frank
"No. Not again!"-Alice
"No. OOOOOOOOooooohhhh, in surprise and alarm."
"No. Please. Call me..." Bashir "...Julian." Dax
"No. Please. Don't. Stop." --W. Wonka
"No. There is another." Yoda
"No. Would you like to take a hike??"-Yakko
"No. You do not understand. Go." Koch
"No. you do not even understand yourself." Koch
"No." Picard "No?" T'Jon
"No... *I* am your father!" -- Darth Vader
"No... it just means I'm never wrong." - Sisko
"No... not the Iodine... burn the germs off with a torch!
"No....I do NOT have anything better to do!"
"No...Stop...Please. I can't let you do this." - MCP to Flynn
"No...The name of my ship is the Lollipop." -- Riker
"No.I wasn't wrong, just ill-posted." -McFly
"Noachian Deluge"? "Ignorance inundation" is more appropriate.
"Noah! How long can you tread water?" - God
"Nobel Prize Cannibals" By Laurie Ate
"Nobody dies around here without my say-so." -- Col. Potter
"Nobody double-dares me and gets away with it." -- Frank Burns
"Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor." P.Tork, HEAD
"Nobody expects the Canon Inquisition!"
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Nobody goes there any more, it's too crowded." -- Yogi Berra
"Nobody here but us, and I do adore the view." -- Kalas
"Nobody is abducting a prisoner out of my brig as long as I'm alive."
"Nobody kills anybody in my place of business 'cept me or Zed."
"Nobody knows the trouble I've seen..." -- Zazu
"Nobody knows what the future holds." -- Sam Beckett
"Nobody knows where you are, how near or how far" -Floyd
"Nobody laughs at me because I laugh first." Natalie Wood
"Nobody likes a smartass." - Albert Einstein
"Nobody likes a whistler."
"Nobody likes sunburn slappers." - Bart's Board
"Nobody likes sunburn slappers." -Written by Bart Simpson on chalkboard.
"Nobody listens unless you swear every other word." Kirk
"Nobody loves me. Everybody hates me. I think I'll eat some dirt."
"Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt." -new Postal Service motto -Leno
"Nobody needs a gun like that!" he said, surrounded by body guards
"Nobody ruins my family vacation but me" - Homer
"Nobody said life was fair." "Yeah, even if you had seven of them."
"Nobody saw me do it...you can't prove anything!"
"Nobody sneaks up on me! I'm Superthief!" -- Finieous Fingers
"Nobody takes advantage of my mother!" Hercules
"Nobody told me this was a job requirement!!" - Danny
"Nobody touches my nose except me!" - Ro Laren
"Nobody touches that boy." -- John Constantine
"Nobody who speaks German can be an evil person."
"Nobody will ever notice that." - Ed Wood
"Nobody wins a war - somebody loses." - Gears, Autobot
"Nobody's flushing out my brain!" * Lister
"Nobody's gonna ground me. Nobody." -- Smilin' Jack Mitchell
"Nobody's home." - Elmyra "There's an understatement!" - Dot
"Nobody's listening to you Rimmer!" * Lister
"Nobody's safe 'cuz we care for none" -- Wakko
"Nodnol, it's backwards for 'London' sir.' * Kryten
"Nog, good luck. I will be proud to have a son in Starfleet." Rom
"Nog, hand me that phase matrix recalibrator." Rom
"Nog." -- Sisko "Nog. Nog?" -- Dax "My reaction exactly." -- Sisko
"Nog." Sisko "Nog." Dax
"Nog?" Dax "My reaction exactly." Sisko
"Noget Hobbesyou still have time..." - Cobra's last words
"Noisy Nights" - By Constance Norah
"Noisy brute. Why don't we just go into light-speed?" - C-3PO
"Nollaig Shona Duit." - Gaelic/Irish Christmas
"Nomad! Nomad! Nomad, stop! Nomad!" Kirk
"Non Denominational"; is it 4 a God who doesn't Require Cash Donations
"Non sequitur. Your facts are uncoordinated." - Nomad Probe
"Non sequitur. Your facts do not correlate."
"Non-sequitor. Your facts are uncoordinated." Nomad
"Non-smokersI guess you put loose change in the ashtray as well."
"Non-stop gate-closing action!" -- Mike Nelson
"None of that matters. You must listen to me." - Yarka
"None of the Above" for President.
"None of the hens are laying," Tom brooded.
"None of them see it. But *I* see it!" - Lamont Cranston
"None of this is real. It is a simulation." Data
"None of us qualifies as an expert on emotional stability." -- Hawkeye
"None of your toys will function." Apollo
"None shall be enslaved by poverty, ignorance or conformity."
"None shall pass!" - The Black Knight
"Nonetheless, I will accompany you." - Lennier
"Nonetheless, the deed is done." Samuel Clemens
"Nonsense. What could go wrong?" -- Dr. Forrester
"Noo-cle-ar wessels." --Chekov
"Noodle Noggin! Ha ha ha ha!" - Pinky
"Noooo! The purifying scrutiny of light!" Spin Doctor (Tick)
"Nope - it's Sweet-and-Low." - Wakko
"Nope, nothing wrong here." -- The Sharp Cereal Professor
"Nope. Giving up is not my style. Not ever." -- Lando Calrissian
"Nora's freezing on the trolly ..." -- Pogo
"Nora, a raft!" "Is is far, Aaron?"
"Norma Desmond is my favorite psychopath." -- Glenn Close
"Norma wants me to help her have a baby." -- Sam Beckett
"Normal is what everyone else is, and what you are not." Soran
"Normal resistance to disease never comes out of pill boxes." - Mayo
"Normal" is a setting on a washing machine.
"Normal" is a statistic. Want to be a statistic?
"Normally the lulls don't bunch up like this..." - The Tick
"Normally the lulls don't bunch up like this..." - The Tick
"Normally, I like that. But in this case...." - Aeon Flux
"Normally, Pinky, I would be compelled to hurt you." - Brain
"Norman Bates gave me that..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Norman?" -- Mike Nelson
"Norwegian Blues stun easily, Major."
"Nosen Picken, Finger Flicken, Window Sticken, Fahrvergnugen" - me
"Not 'Droner' Drazman?" O'Brien
"Not 'lady', QUEEN!" "Ok, I love you byebye!"
"Not *the* Ron Knights? Ron "Bury Me in a Y-shaped Coffin" Knights?"
"Not Angles but angels." -- Pope Gregory the Great
"Not Fox... Mulder" - Dana Scully
"Not Stranger in Paradise again!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Not THIS ship, sister!" - Han Solo
"Not _everybody_ keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain."
"Not a Guitar!" by Amanda Lin
"Not a High School Diploma between them!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Not a chance, Aahz." - Skeeve
"Not a chance." Vash
"Not a chest hair among 'em!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Not a day goes by I don't think about Amanda. Dead." O'Brady
"Not a monster, Neelix, but a life form." Janeway
"Not a morning person" doesn't even BEGIN to cover it.
"Not a problem." - Parker Lewis
"Not a spy - more like a trap-door spider." - General William Hague
"Not a very fair war." - BJ. "Contradiction in terms." - Hawkeye
"Not a woman here could vote no matter what age!"
"Not all of the First Ones have gone away." Delenn
"Not all of us notice the same subtleties." -- Tom Servo
"Not an inspection, Lieutenant, a stroll." Janeway
"Not another black and white!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Not another boring short!" "My shorts are NEVER BORING!"
"Not another toy!" Terri
"Not answering our hailing?!" "Sir, it's the USS Recalcitrant."
"Not as singed as they're going to get. Engage!!!" Sisko
"Not as singed as they're going to get." -- Sisko
"Not bad for a little furball" - Hans Solo
"Not bad for a... human." -- Bishop
"Not bad, Q!" - Q2
"Not bad," said the cannibal tongue-in-cheek.
"Not bad. Not bad at all." - Q
"Not bad. Cleaner than I expecteed." - Dodger
"Not bad... for an amateur..." -- Amanda
"Not before next Monday" the salesman said weakly.
"Not being clever, Floyd had trouble with Claire's harness.
"Not believing in my methods only makes my job more difficult."-D.Gently
"Not bloody likely."
"Not by a long shot, citizen." - Throttle
"Not chess, Mr. Spock. Poker." Kirk
"Not diverting enough." - Quark
"Not dumb and dumber. Dumbest." - Dan Quayle for President in '96
"Not entirely correct, Mr. Garibalidi." Sheridan
"Not entirely stable! I'm glad you're here to tell us these things!"-Ha
"Not even *God* knows what you're doing!" - Zeus Carver
"Not even a bite on the cheek for old time's sake?" -- K'eylahr
"Not every girl makes a super-hero's night table." - Chase Meridian
"Not everyone back home buys the party line." - Hague
"Not everyone can be as cool as us!" - Butt-Head
"Not everyone is cut out to be an Arby's fry cook..." -- Tom Servo
"Not evil!" -- Gypsy
"Not exactly Jackie Chan, is it?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Not exactly standard medical procedure, I know, but..." Torres
"Not good is a galactic understatement." * Picard
"Not good enough, damn it, not good enough!" - Picard
"Not good. I only wish I could operate." McCoy
"Not in a gazillion years."
"Not in this space-time continuum you won't." - Quark
"Not in this time-space continuum you won't!" -- Quark
"Not just a simple apology, a personal one." Chakotay
"Not married by any chance are you?" - 007 (Roger Moore - L & L D)
"Not me, not now." -- Fox Mulder to Bill Patterson
"Not me, you came in the door this way." Quark
"Not me. I thought *you* were mapping!"
"Not much air out there, huh?"- Nate (WTNE)
"Not much for small talk, are you? I like that in a man." - Massha
"Not much of a program." "Computer! Level two."
"Not much of a program." - K'Ehyleyr
"Not necessarily. I *could* be arguing in my spare time."
"Not now John we gotta get on with the film show" - Floyd
"Not now dear, Mother's chopping some wood." - Lwaxanna Troi
"Not now honey! Can't you see I'm BUSY?"
"Not now, Marjorie, I'm inspecting the troops!"-Gen. Steele to Klinger
"Not now, Wes."
"Not now, dear. Mother's chopping some wood." -- Luaxanna Troi
"Not now, dear. Mama's chopping some wood."--Lwaxana
"Not omelets, you morons!" -- Mike Nelson
"Not one word." "And no pantamamime, either!"
"Not only am I colorblind, I'm flashblind too!" -- Tom Servo
"Not only am I cute, I'm a redhead, too!" -Amber Silverwolf
"Not only do I buy the beer, but I also have the root password. There's always enough Guinness for me." --Mike Sphar
"Not only does it boggle the mind, but it rattles the cornea..." - MR
"Not only does it boggle the mind, but it rattles the cornea..." - MR
"Not only does it compromise Bajoran security, but it *annoys* us."
"Not only does it compromise security, but it*annoys* us." - Kira
"Not only is it illegal, it's sacreligious!" -- Quark
"Not only is that dishonorable, it's disgusting!" (Worf)
"Not quite so fast." Doctor
"Not responsible for advice not taken." - Larry Niven
"Not since The Who were here has this happened!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Not so fast there, Neon Peon..." -- Tom Servo
"Not so fast!" "Why not?" "None of your smart answers!"
"Not so fast!" "Why not?" "None of your smart answers!"
"Not so fast, Naughty Spawn!" -The Tick
"Not so fast, neon peon!" -- Tom Servo
"Not so fast, roundboy - we're going to have some laughs."
"Not so much as a sliver of dilithium." Neelix
"Not so much lemming in my tea, please."
"Not survivors. Not warm-blooded." Spock
"Not the Apple story again!" -- Stephen Hawking <ST:TNG>
"Not the Birdie Boiler! Aiiii!" --Zazu
"Not the apple story again!" --Stephen Hawking
"Not the glamour girl who'd love to sell her soul" -RUSH
"Not the mama! Not the mama! Not the mama!"
"Not the mama!"
"Not the momma!" -- Baby
"Not the whole encylopedia, Chekov." McCoy
"Not this time, Picard." - Q
"Not this way! Dammit!" - Michael Cole, whenever wrestlers cheat to win.
"Not to mention...messy."--Odo "MESSY?"--Kira
"Not tonight dear. I have a headache.
"Not tonight dear.... I have a modem."
"Not tonight honey".. This is a recording .. "not tonight honey"
"Not tonight honey..I have a modem."
"Not tonight, Adam, I have a headache. " - Eve
"Not tonight, boys, call me when you get some pubes, OK?" - Babes-R-Us
"Not too little, not too much." * Lister
"Not until you get rid of that Windows95 CD, Dave."
"Not very sporting." -- Kalas
"Not what I want to get stuck with tonight." - 007
"Not what Teacher said to do, makin' dreams come true." -Weird Science
"Not where, when." O'Brien
"Not with my ship, you don't!" Kirk
"Not with the Stranger in Paradise again!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Not yet, Living Doll!" - Captain Decency
"Not yet, Living Doll!" - Captain Decency [The Tick]
"Not you! the other scumbags!!!!"
"Note the typical skull-shaped gate." -- Finieous Fingers
"Note to myself. Don't throw rocks at magma." -- Crow T. Robot
"Nothin' like a nice piece of hickory."
"Nothin' to it." - Frohicke after sent on a "job" by Mulder (Apocrypha)
"Nothin'. Just felt like whackin' somebody." - Pesto Goodfeather
"Nothing HAS changed, Jean-Luc. Except yourself." Q
"Nothing I do is good enough for you." -- Tori Amos
"Nothing an expensive operation couldn't complicate." -- Joel
"Nothing and no one will stand in my way" - Remmick
"Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper."-T Jefferson
"Nothing can stop me now, I don't care anymore." -NIN
"Nothing changes MacLeod! Ever!" Kallos
"Nothing changes."---Franklin, "Confessions and Lamentations"
"Nothing else worked!", Postman claims; "So I bit the dog".
"Nothing ever changes, except Man." Khan
"Nothing ever comes out as planned." -- Shea's Law
"Nothing ever gets built on schedule or in cost." -- Cheop's Law
"Nothing ever happens until it does." - Life's Law
"Nothing fancy, just kill him" - Clarence Bodicker
"Nothing happened between us. Almost nothing." Paris
"Nothing has changed." Ayerborne
"Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around." - - Calvin
"Nothing in life is so stupid as a gallant officer." -Wellington
"Nothing in moderation." - Ernie Kovacs' epitaph
"Nothing in this world is certain, except death and taxes." - Franklin
"Nothing is as fatal to religion as indifference." -- Burke
"Nothing is as it would seem with the Ravnos." -- Younger, Caitiff
"Nothing is bad in modulation."
"Nothing is ever `supposed' to happen..." -- Duncan MacLeod
"Nothing is ever done for the right reasons." -- O'Brien's Law
"Nothing is fair in the world." -- Crenshaw, Gangrel
"Nothing is indelible," said Tom irascibly.
"Nothing is known of the Vorlons." Torqueman
"Nothing is more hopeless than a scheme of merriment." -- Johnson
"Nothing is permanent but change." Heraclitus
"Nothing is real." - John Lennon
"Nothing is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result."
"Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand." - George Eliot
"Nothing is so simple the government can't screw it up!" - Heinlein
"Nothing is trivial!" -- The Crow
"Nothing is what it seems, all things are what they are." - Raven
"Nothing is written in stone." -- Duncan MacLeod
"Nothing justifies genocide." -Kira
"Nothing left but pipe-dreams draining the gutter of my mind."
"Nothing like a fast bike to get a girl's attention!" - Vinnie
"Nothing like a good cigar on a bright clear morning." -- Col. Potter
"Nothing like a good ghost story, eh?" - Londo Molari.
"Nothing like a good mindscan to clear the old processor." - Abbut
"Nothing like a little virus to take the edge off a kid."
"Nothing like a little virus to take the edge off a kid." - Calvin's doc
"Nothing like an invigorating swim with a corpse." -- Tom Servo
"Nothing like being a little *too* cautious." - Catwoman
"Nothing like live bait to trap a bat!" - Two-Face, BATMAN FOREVER
"Nothing more will I teach you today. Clear your mind of questions."
"Nothing our shields can't handle." Kim
"Nothing personal, baby..." -- Uncle Frank
"Nothing personal, but you look like hell." Garibaldi
"Nothing says 'I love you' like eternal torture." - Jason Rosendale
"Nothing serious, it's just MODEM fever."
"Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits." -- Twain
"Nothing stands between love and you."
"Nothing strengthens character like a little misfortune." -Friar Tuck
"Nothing swells a man more than hearing himself quoted."
"Nothing the cats do surprises me anymore." - Blair
"Nothing up my sleeve....PRESTO!" - Bullwinkle
"Nothing we do will bring anyone back!" -- Duncan MacLeod
"Nothing wild... and the sky's the limit..."
"Nothing will preserve liberty but downright force."
"Nothing would please me more than to give away Mrs. Troi."
"Nothing wrong with a little gloating."
"Nothing wrong, but nothing works." Kirk
"Nothing's easy for Joe." - Maurecia
"Nothing's the same anymore . . ." Sinclair, Babylon 5
"Nothing's the same anymore" - Sinclair, "Chrysalis"
"Nothing's what you thought it would be" - Rush
"Nothing, I saw nothing." - Ambassador Londo Molari
"Nothing. Not even insects." Spock
"Notice anything?" Dilbert "A pathetic bid for attention?" Dogbert
"Notice how easily it detaches."--Ro
"Notice the family resembance? Like father like son..."-Freddy Krueger
"Notice they do not so much fly, as plummet." <baa... thump.>
"Noumdelayed dental chair orgasms?" -- Harry Wyckoff
"Noveau post-modern comedy for the masses." - The Simpsons
"Novelty is always welcome, but talking heads are just a fad." Thalberg
"Now >that< was a premiere!" Bela Lugosi
"Now >that<'s an alien!" Ed Wood
"Now *THAT'S* a Gold Nugget!" - Yakko
"Now *that's* an alien!" - Ed Wood
"Now *that's* comedy!" - Slappy Squirrel
"Now *that's* comedy!" -- Slappy Squirrel
"Now *that's* edutainment!" -- Slappy
"Now *that's* interesting." La Forge
"Now *that's* precise editing!" -- Tom Servo
"Now *that's* what a self-inflicted wound looks like!" -- Hawkeye
"Now *that* was a premiere!" - Bela Lugosi
"Now *these* are the aliens." -- Crow T. Robot
"Now *this* will anger the Gods..." -- Tom Servo
"Now *you* must make this decision, Captain." Delenn
"Now Hell's Belles, now, THEY know how to sin!"
"Now I *know* you're bluffing." Cmdr. Riker to Lt. Riker
"Now I call THAT communicating" - Lore
"Now I can do some painting", said Tom easily.
"Now I can see why dogs lick their testicles" -- Lister
"Now I can't stop the tears from falling down" -Coverdale/Page
"Now I don't know what to believe." Ro
"Now I don't want to be your slave..." -Coverdale/Page
"Now I feel cleansed." - The Brain
"Now I gets to eradicate those mices into obliteration." - Greasepit
"Now I hate him even more." -- Crow T. Robot
"Now I have 1 less incident to tease you about!" - Dragonrider
"Now I have friends I never knew were there." - Londo
"Now I know how Pontius Pilate must have felt." -Sinclair
"Now I know why tigers eat their young." - R. Dangerfield
"Now I lay me down to eat..." -- Mike Nelson
"Now I lay me down to sleep, a bag of peanuts at my feet." -- Mulcahy
"Now I lay me down to sleep..."-Elm St. Children
"Now I own 200,000 shares of a Spoo ranch - Londo Molari."
"Now I realize I'm snowblind! Can't live without you..."
"Now I see from whence the stench came!!!"
"Now I wish I hadn't written so many tank games." - Flynn
"Now I'll NEVER dance", said Tom defeatedly.
"Now I'm being followed by these Russian Spies..." - Weird Al
"Now I'm going to have to kill him all over again..." -- Joel
"Now I'm gonna get Medieval on yo' ass!" -- Tom Servo
"Now I'm here, and history is vindicated." - Calvin
"Now I'm semi-aware." -- Master Phoenix
"Now I'm stranded in The Deepest End." The Rembrandts, '92.
"Now I'm the man on the inside looking out" -Floyd
"Now I've ONLY got 56,000 taglines! HELP!" - Danny Dp
"Now I've got closure!" -- Rachel, "Friends"
"Now I've got uranium in my bloodstream!" said Tom vaingloriously.
"Now Jacob. Unleash the power he has given you!"-Amanda Krueger
"Now Kube must live like hermit in Castle of the Mind" - the Kube, on "Parker Lewis"
"Now Lancer won't be able to wear all of those preety dresses."-Annie.
"Now Michael Jackson's journey is complete!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Now SIT DOWN AND LISTEN!" - Skeeve
"Now THAT'S entertainment!" -- Vlad the Impaler
"Now THAT'S one I hadn't thought about before." - Aahz
"Now THAT's sloppy embroidery", Tom needled cruelly.
"Now THAT's worth stealing", said Tom abstractly.
"Now Wes, this is the air lock" <shove> "Oops!"
"Now _that's_ comedy!" - Slappy Squirrel
"Now _that's_ comedy!" Slappy Squirrel, Animaniacs
"Now _that's_ what I call a dead parrot."
"Now a pestering sister's a festering blister, you'd best-a resist her"
"Now about that hazard pay." - Quark
"Now all I need is eight hours of uninterrupted sleep."
"Now all we can do is wait, and hope someone takes the bait." Chakotay
"Now and then, Aunt Slappy is just a *little* bit bitter." - Skippy Sqrl
"Now and then, Aunt Slappy is just a LITTLE bit bitter." - Skippy
"Now as I sing I can sense him.. and I know he's here!" - Christine
"Now available in new, EXTRA BOLD!" -- Mike Nelson
"Now back to the HO train..." -- Joel Robinson
"Now be a good boy and don't play with the buttons" - 007 (F.Y.E.O.)
"Now be a good little doggie... and fetch!"-Freddy Krueger
"Now be careful." McCoy "Sound medical advice." Kirk
"Now count to 900 and don't get sick!" - Freakazoid
"Now do as I say and don't waste any more time!" -- Roland
"Now do you understand?" - Q to Amanda Rogers
"Now don't sulk." - Skeeve
"Now drink...your drink." Scott to Chekov
"Now entering Romulan space." Sulu
"Now everybody's happy." -- Julia
"Now everyone can see my true identity! I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!"
"Now everyone can see my true identity: I'm Kilroy!" <Styx>
"Now everyone wants to be cute or gives cute looks..."
"Now for my weekend barbecue forecast..." -- Mike Nelson
"Now for the highlight-film move!" -- Tom Servo
"Now for your enjoyment, some suggestive scenes of planes refueling"
"Now get some rest or I'll have you relieved and sedated." - Beverly
"Now give me *another* five cents and let's see what I have!" -Calvin
"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
"Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!" -- French guard
"Now go away, or I will be forced to taunt you a second time!"
"Now go back, or thou shall most certainly die!" - Q
"Now go change the expiration dates on the dairy products!" - Apu
"Now he just ignores me and keeps typing."--s.w.
"Now he's One with Himself!" "He's passed out!" "That too."
"Now he's caught ... a nasty sort of person" - Pink Floyd
"Now he's doing Garret Morris!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Now he's gifted." - Beavis
"Now here's something we hope you really like!" -- TV's Frank
"Now here's something you're really going to like!"
"Now hold him while I get my sword..." Amanda
"Now hold your head and go 'Waaa!'.."
"Now how can I trick Sidney?" Tom considered.
"Now how do you feel about spontaneous human combustion?" -- Crow
"Now if only I could get mine to actually work irk"
"Now if there was money involved......." - Mutant Raccoon
"Now if we only had a WHEELBARROW, it'd be different."
"Now if you don't mind, I've got some pigs to deliver." Hercules
"Now if you'll excuse me, I am rather busy."
"Now is it a bit more clear?" -- Jack Butler
"Now is no time for freindly geetings lad!" -The Tick
"Now is not crunch time, Mr. Kim." Janeway
"Now is the WIN.TER of our disk contents." --Bill Gates
"Now is the WIN.ter of our disc contents." - Bill Gatespeare
"Now is the time for all good men to come to." -- Walt Kelly
"Now is this BJ or the Bear?" -- Tom Servo
"Now it ends." - Batman
"Now it's finished, Father; now it's finished." MacLeod
"Now it's getting scary!" - Yakko
"Now it's my turn!" - Wolverine
"Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want.
"Now it's personal!" -- Buster Bunny
"Now it's time to erase that mistake" - Dick Jones
"Now it's time to see if you can dance."--Q
"Now its got that `died-in' look..." -- Amanda
"Now just look.. they're burning the `Porta-Potties'..." - Opus
"Now just relax." "If you want me to relax, take me to Hawaii."
"Now keep in mind Mike can't control when the movies begin or end"
"Now key her up and throw away the lock!" - T. Goodchild, AEON FLUX
"Now knock it off!" - God
"Now let me see if I've got this right..." - Aahz
"Now let that be a lesson to you." McCoy
"Now let's blow this thing and go home!" - Han Solo
"Now life devalues day by day..." -Pink Floyd
"Now look at me. I'm Rick Hunter, everyone's doormat!!"
"Now look at the little lady." Picard/Kamin
"Now look at them." Garibaldi
"Now look what you made me do!" - Londo & G'kar.
"Now look what you made me do!" - Londo and G'Kar to each other
"Now look! Don't play the slippery eel with me!" - Monty Python
"Now look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!" --Monty Python
"Now look, Zazu, you've made me lose my lunch." - Scar
"Now make like a tree and GET OUTTA HERE!" -Biff
"Now my days are growing cold" -Coverdale/Page
"Now my hand's gonna be sticky!" - Mutant Raccoon
"Now my heart belongs to you." -- Laura Palmer
"Now my world is growing cold...." -Coverdale/Page
"Now nobody can detect my halitosis," said Tom breathlessly.
"Now patients can get a second opinion," said Tom paradoxically.
"Now pretend you're Buddy Hacket and Mickey Rooney..." -- Nelson
"Now ride off in all directions." Michael Curtiz to Gary Cooper.
"Now see, that's what I'm talking about, right there!" - Butt-Head
"Now separating saucer section!" and with that,Guinan removed her hat
"Now stand aside, worthy adversary." -- King Arthur
"Now stop that!! I can't say anything without it being taglined!!" - TEQ
"Now suddenly I'm the expanding Russian frontier" - Commander Ivanova
"Now suddenly, I AM the expanding Russian frontier."--Ivanova
"Now that I can see her, and touch her, I know that I love her."
"Now that I'm clean... The cleanest I've been... "
"Now that should be a good enough answer for anyone." Franklin
"Now that we got them right where they want us." Kirk
"Now that you mention it, yes." Odo
"Now that's comedy!" - Skippy "Cute. But that's my line." - Slappy
"Now that's comedy." - Slappy Squirel
"Now that's entertainment!" - Vlad the Impaler
"Now that's not funny!" -- Radar
"Now that's preppy!" - Dot
"Now that's the shaw that stroked the camel's sack." - KB
"Now that's what I call a dead parrot!"
"Now that's what I call a wee drop of the creature!" - M. Scott
"Now the eternal love part" - Crow
"Now the hungry lion roars, and the wolf behowls the moon."
"Now the war can continue." Gowron after killing a challanger
"Now the war can continue." -- Gowron
"Now the world is gone, I'm just one." -Metallica
"Now there's a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky"
"Now there's a novel ide: a hologram that programs himself."
"Now there's gonna be some REAL ass-kicking!"
"Now there's no more Oak oppression for they passed a noble law"
"Now there's real butt!"
"Now they must jump OVER the wall of matchbooks!"
"Now this *is* like downtown Oakland!" -- Rembrandt Brown
"Now this girl's totaly out of control, Don't you agree?" - Washuu
"Now this gives me an idea!" Spiderman
"Now this is R-R-R-REALLY so bold!" -- Tom Servo
"Now this is a totally brain damaged algorithm. Gag me with a smurfette."
"Now this is extremely nasty!"
"Now this is getting interesting." * Geordi
"Now this isn't going to hurt a bit." McCoy
"Now this, to me, is good TV..."
"Now those are about the two friendliest vipers I've ever met." -Sisko
"Now three men are dead, and the ship's in trouble." Kirk
"Now to get my bustier out of the freezer..." -- Tom Servo
"Now watch, Skeeve. You'll learn much, if we survive." - Master Garkin
"Now we can really get to know each other"-Freddy Krueger
"Now we can talk freely." - Hague
"Now we do what we're supposed to do. We wait." -- Joe Dawson
"Now we don't want to kill him, shoot him around the groi
"Now we kill the rich, take their stuff, and split." -- Shakespeare
"Now we remove the NH2 group", said Tom during the examination.
"Now we send a message of our own." - Narn
"Now we will discuss the location of your hidden Rebel base." - Vader
"Now we'll have to replace all the ship's windows," Tom reported.
"Now we're back to ignorant." Gueniviere Cory
"Now we're getting somewhere." - Beavis
"Now we're gonna guide you into some power lines..." -- Tom Servo
"Now we're smart, we use Terminate 1.41 Pro!" - Pakleds
"Now what are you going to do with it?" - Koloth to Dax
"Now what does this have to do with the movie?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Now what? My fingers aren't doing anything. =)"
"Now what?" Jen Sisko 2 "Uh, I'll think of something." Ben Sisko
"Now what?" O'Brien "You're here." O'Brien
"Now where are we?" - Mihoshi
"Now where did I put that magazine? Tom asked periodically.
"Now who in the hell said to quote me on that?" - Mark Kl
"Now why are we delayin' here?" McCoy
"Now why couldn't the Death Star have exploded like that?" - Lando
"Now will never come again." Picard/Kamin
"Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree."
"Now would be a good time!" -- Chekov
"Now would be a good time, Mr O'Brien" - Picard
"Now you asked me for help, and I am doing the best that I can."
"Now you die, Captain...and we all move up in rank!"
"Now you have it is stereo" * Rimmer
"Now you have the cloaking device, and we have very little." Ruan
"Now you have to die!" A-Ko "That's MY line!" B-Ko
"Now you have. It's stereo." -- Rimmer
"Now you just relax!" - Yakko
"Now you know what we are, now you know what you are.."- The Lost Boys
"Now you see 'em, now you don't!" Iolus
"Now you see that evil will always win because good is dumb."
"Now you shall pay for your trechery!"
"Now you will arrange for release of the Tosk." The Hunters
"Now you'll see why a good commander needs so many naps." -- Potter
"Now you're being elusive." "It's better than being dishonest."
"Now you're just milking it..." -- Tom Servo
"Now you're lost in a haze of alchohol, soft middle age" -Pink Floyd
"Now you're ready to rub out Sonny Corleone..." -- Tom Servo
"Now you've done it! You tore off one of my chests!" Jack Lemmon
"Now your really in trouble; eh, Jean Luc!" Q of Borg
"Now! Energise and detonate!" Kirk
"Now!" -- Scorpions
"Now's no time for friendly greetings, lad!" - The Tick
"Now's the time for Uncle Jim's fundamentalist dogma..." -- Nelson
"Now, Klingon, it's between you and me." Gregory Quinn
"Now, Mr. Chekov. Activate." Scott
"Now, Mr. Paris!" Janeway
"Now, Mr. Simpson... Simpson, Simpson... French, is it?" (Monty Python)
"Now, Mr. SimpsonSimpson, SimpsonFrench, is it?"
"Now, THAT'S entertainment," - Vlad the Impaler.
"Now, about that hazard pay." - Quark
"Now, about that little matter of my hazard pay..." Quark
"Now, about this phony Italian accent of yours..." -- Tom Servo
"Now, for the last and most intense move" - Butt-Head
"Now, honey, let me sit in the chair today." -- Clinton
"Now, if we only had a WHEELBARROW, that would be something!"
"Now, if you don't mind, I have a lot of work to do." Nog
"Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to get started." Nog
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll return to my bucket." -Odo
"Now, just run along and go and play in traffic." - Dan Ceppa
"Now, live forever, beautiful Wolfkiller." -Magnus to Lestat
"Now, now you belong to all of us." - Leila Kalomi
"Now, pay attention, dolt!" - Master Garkin
"Now, tell me about that flying squirrel, I SAW those hickeys!" Shanda
"Now, that _is_ inventive." - Kira
"Now, this choice is more difficult." - Q
"Now, this is more like it!" - Sheridan
"Now, this is very nasty, but we can't prosecute you for that."
"Now, this...that's...west..." - Mulder with a map. (Gender Bender)
"Now, we are about to attempt to cross... the Bridge of Death!"
"Now, we have a lot to accomplish." Janeway
"Now, where did I put that magazine?" Tom asked periodically.
"Now, where have you taken me?" Zek
"Now, where were we..? Ah, yes -- ABJECT HUMILIATION!" - Jafar
"Now, where were we? Ah, yes- ABJECT HUMILIATION!"
"Now, where's the Bulb guy?" - The Tick
"Now, who do I see about getting a uniform?" Nog
"Now...if I were a landing thruster, which one would I be?" -Londo
"Now...where'd I put that sword..."
"Now? Now." Janeway
"Nowhere has to come from somewhere." -- Chiun
"Nowhere is the dreamer or the misfit so alone.": Rush
"Nowhere to look, but know where to find ya..."
"Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide..."
"Nowhere will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
"Nowwhere'd I put that sword"
"Nreeeearrr!" <Boomp> "Pinned ya!" - Nala
"Nrrygh!" -- Wyvern
"Nu chabba wa." - Chief Chirpa
"Nub Nub! Eet jou momm ah!" <Click> "Eem?" <Blam!> <thump>
"Nuclear Days" -- Viper
"Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile." -- Karl Lehenbauer
"Nuclear war would really set back cable." -- Ted Turner
"Nude housework!" -- Tom Servo
"Nudge nudge, wink wink. Say no more. Know what I mean?"
"Nudge, nudge, wink, wink .. know what I mean?"
"Nuke 'em 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark".
"Number 00000001, you have the bridge." - Data in command.
"Number One, buy me a pontiac."
"Number eight. The kneecap."
"Number eighteen ... the feather, rare."
"Number eleven. More naughty bits."
"Number fifteen. The naughty bits of Reginald Maudling."
"Number five. The naughty bits."
"Number four. The bridge of the nose."
"Number fourteen. The naughty bits of an ant."
"Number nine. The ear."
"Number nineteen. The nose."
"Number ninety-seven: A radio."
"Number one raise the shields." "Ok, I'll bet 100 credits!"
"Number one. The foot."
"Number seven. Two inches to the right of a naughty bit indeed."
"Number seventeen. The top of the head."
"Number six. Just above the elbow."
"Number sixteen. The hand."
"Number ten. The big toe."
"Number thirteen. The naughty bits of a horse."
"Number thirty one. The end."
"Number three. The other foot."
"Number twelve. The naughty bits of a lady."
"Number twenty-eight. The naughty bits of the cabinet."
"Number twenty-five. The brain."
"Number twenty-five. The nipple.
"Number twenty-four. Reginald Maudling's shin."
"Number twenty-nine. The interior of a country house."
"Number twenty-one. The bottom 2/3's of the nape of the neck."
"Number twenty-seven. More naughty bits."
"Number twenty-seven. The Spanish Inquisition.."
"Number twenty-six. Margaret Thatcher's brain."
"Number twenty-six. Reginald Maudling's elbow."
"Number twenty-three. The shin."
"Number twenty-two. The nipple."
"Number twenty. The armpits."
"Number two shield is gone, sir." Chekov
"Number two. The shoulder."
"Nuns. No sense of humor." - The Kurgan
"Nuns. No sense of humour."
"Nurse Ren to the rescue! NOW EET'S MY TURN!"- Ren Hoek
"Nurse! I said: "SLIP off his SPECtacles!"
"Nurse, bring me that really large anestheic mallet."
"Nurse, get me a braille Playboy!" -- Mike Nelson
"Nursey, I like it firm and fruity"
"Nursie, am I glad to see you or did someone put a canoe in my pocket."
"Nutball scum of a feather flock together." - David Rice
"Nuthin' like hitting a god with a baseball bat!" -JCG
"Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk" - Curly Howard
"O Baal, answer us!" they shouted. But there was no response.
"O Canada," said Pooh, "Our home and native land"
"O Lord, we beseech thee, tell us 'oo croaked Leicester!"
"O is for the obscene treatment of animals!" -- Tom Servo
"O rings work fine at 23 degrees"
"O world! O life! O time!" Shelley
"O'Brien! Energize!. O'BRIAN ENERGIZE!. O'BRI"<PHZZZT!>
"O'Brien, beam a large pepperoni pizza to these coordinates..."
"O'Brien, beam me out of this d*mn message!"
"O'Brien, take a nap. You didn't see any of this." -- Riker
"O. J. R-I-F-K-I-N; please change your name to O.J." (Elaine)
"O.J. Simpleton!" - Howard Stern
"O.J. will walk," Tom said cluelessly.
"O.K. Scotty, real funny. Now beam down my clothes!"
"O.K. baby, bend over and spread'em, here cums my BULLET!"
"O.K.! Who ordered the truck load of dumb blondes?"
"O.K.... I guess you can lick off my fur."- Ren Hoek
"OF ALL THE IMPUTENCE!" Garak-2
"OH YES! SHOVE IT! SHOVE IT!" - Mutant Raccoon
"OH no the Dip!" Roger Rabit
"OH! This is simply MAR-velous!" - Don Bruce
"OH! Is the great Servo going to give us a morality lesson?"
"OH! This is simply MAR-velous!" - Don Bruce
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that hurt" -- Iago
"OHMIGOD! He's got the precious cable TV cable!" - Homer Simpson
"OK Mom, I'm going to hypnotize you now," said Tom transparently.
"OK OK. I'll DO IT. Don't just tell my mother."
"OK Scotty, NOW! Detonate and energize! I mean......."
"OK fo schoolboy to masturbateas long as it not against Principal"
"OK guys, let me down! I was only kidding!" - Christ, on the cross.
"OK guys, let me down. I was only kidding." - Jesus on the cross.
"OK if I eat while you smoke?" "As long as I can hear the band"
"OK make a sentence from these words, face sodding your shut"
"OK! I'll make the coffee. Where d'you get the water from?"
"OK, Garfield, let's do it!" "Let's not and say we did."
"OK, I'll play your [darn] guitar." -Eddie Van Halen
"OK, Men, take that hill!" "Uh, Sarge, where do you want us to put it?"
"OK, Mermaid lady!" - Mindy
"OK, Sherlock, who dunnit?" -- Hawkeye to BJ
"OK, cat, go ahead and sniff there, but don't you dare start licYEOW!"
"OK, cute gag, now PUT DOWN THAT HAMMER!" -Jesus
"OK, lady!"--Mindy "No, Mom!"--Mindy's mom "OK lady, love you bye bye!"
"OK, make a sentence from these words: face sodding your shut"
"OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard." -- Dr. Joy
"OK, ok! Good pet!" - Scratchansniff
"OK, we get together later and frag Shari Lewis."
"OK? OK? I think we can do better than that!" -- Frank
"OLAY, olayfeelin' Hot , Hot HOT!!"
"OOCH! OUCH! OW! Crack vials underfoot!" - Outland
"OOH! Papa Smurf, NOBODY's ever touched me like THAT before!"
"OOOHHH, does this feel good," Tom ejaculated.
"OOOOOH, I'll keelhaul you for this!" -- Yosemite Sam
"OOOOOoooo Can you get more disgusting?!?" -The Tick
"OOOOooo Big man, pick on the brainy kid" -Charles
"OOOooo Mucus, The scourge of mankind." -The Tick
"OOOoooo. Plane ride." -The Tick
"OPERATOR ERROR: Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah!"
"OS/2 2.0"=Your PC. "Windows"=Your PC on drugs. Questions
"OS/2 is THE operating system for the 90's." Bill Gates
"OS/2 is a sure thing, so it isn't gambling." - Q. Walls
"OS/2 is the operating system of the '90s" - Bill Gates
"OS/2"- When Windows no longer pisses you off enough
"OUCH! DAMN - she's BITING me!" - Aahz
"OUCH!! I got my floppy caught in my PKZipper!"
"OUCH" I just got my floppy caught in my unzipper!
"OUR FEARLESS HERO ESCAPES!!!" - Spaceman Spiff
"OUR cargo, Romas." Sobi
"OUR child?" "I'll explain later." "That should prove very interesting."
"OY! 10,000 years in a bottle can give you SUCH a crick in the neck!"
"OY! A Pervert! THIS, I don't need!" - Frumple
"OY! It's the New Meshugana!" <WHAP!> "That's 'Messiah!'"
"OY!" Said Pooh, as the Rabbi's knife slipped
"Oaths are but words, and words are but wind." -- Butler
"Ob -la -dee, Ob -la -da..." - Beatles
"Obedience is submission veiled with gravity." - Funboy
"Obey your thirst" ...ok, my thirst says Sprite SUCKS!!
"Obi Wan is here and the force is with him." - Darth Vader
"Obi Wan--now that's a name I've not heard in a long time." - Obi Wan
"Obi Wan... now that's a name I've not heard in a long time."
"Obi-Wan has taught you well." - Vader
"Objects in the Jump Gate are further away than they appear."
"Objects in viewscreen are farther than they appear"
"Oblivion is nothing less than the triumph of unbelief."
"Oblivion together does not frighten me, beloved."
"Obnoxiousness is not a problem, it is an art." Apeface
"Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection"
"Obscenity" is anything that will wake up a judge !
"Obscenity" is whatever gets the judge excited.
"Obscenity" is whatever gives the judge an erection.
"Obscure joke, talk to your parents." - Dot Warner
"Obscure, meaningless words." McCoy "To us, perhaps." Kirk
"Observation, Spock?" "We're in deep doodoo, Captain."
"Observe before you Leap." -- Robin Kwong
"Observe everything, remember even more." -- Hound
"Obsess much?" - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
"Obsess much?" -- Ace Ventura
"Obsolete, but effective." -- Kirk
"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric Temple Bell (1883-1960)
"Obviously it's very easy for people to misunderstand" - Picard
"Obviously, he's schizophrenic." -- Dean Stockwell
"Occasionally glancing up through the rain..." -Floyd
"Occasionally, the North Vietnamese fight back..." -- Mike Nelson
"Occupation `Transport Consultant'? That a little cute." - Tiffany Case
"Och! We've got to get...out of this trap!" - Dr. Scott
"Od biraca nema jebaca " :)))
"Odd. The expression on that man's face. Mindlessness." -=- Spock
"Odelein checks Hopalong, Muller SCORES!" - YES! SUCKERS!
"Odetta Holmes was somewhere inside that screaming screeching thing."
"Odo doesn't YELL; he freezes. Very loudly."--Bashir
"Odo is not one of the Founders." -- Kira
"Odo! They'll put you in a zoo!" - Dr. Mora Pol
"Odo, I've already done that bit."--Dex, WTNE
"Odo, be ONE with the gym bag."--Spock "Shut up, pointy ears."--Odo
"Odo, cut to the chase." -- Sisko
"Odo, in a Hawaiian shirt, bungee jumping?!"--Tracy Hemenover
"Odo, is something bothering you?" Kira
"Odo, just tell me what I need to know, and this will end." Garak
"Odo, talk to me. Tell me something. Anything!" -- Garek
"Odo, that ship's going to explode in one minute." Quark
"Odo, why are you pretending to be my uniform?"--Kira
"Odo, you don't eat." Kira
"Odo. It has a certain lyrical quality." -- Lwaxana Troi
"Odo. Cut to the chase." Sisko
"Odo. I can explain." Kira
"Odo. I'm in love with you, too." Kira
"Odo. PLEASE."--Quark
"Odo. What happened?" Kira
"Odo: "You've been most helpful." Quark: "Don't let it get around!"
"Odo? Quark to Odo.. Are you still with us?" - Quark ___
"Oedipus, Scmoedipus--I love you, Mom!" -- Sigmund Freud
"Of *course* it hurts. It's a phaser. It's *supposed* to hurt!"--Quark
"Of =all= the ways to die - I gotta go as SLUG BAIT..." - DarkWing
"Of COURSE I'm agitated! This entire situation is out of control!"--HD
"Of COURSE there's a "H" on my forehead you git, I'm DEAD!" * Rimmer
"Of all animals, the boy is most unmanageable." - Plato
"Of all known vegetables....only the beet goes on."
"Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Browniest."
"Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable." - Plato
"Of all the luck, my parents had to be human." - Calvin
"Of all the people I have known, he was the most... human." -- Kirk
"Of all the things to die for." Torres
"Of all things in life, are females not the finest?" - Londo Molari
"Of course Artoo has been known to make mistakes..from time to time.."
"Of course I can be seen, heard, and smelt," said Tom sensibly.
"Of course I can cook, but I never do it on the first date."
"Of course I can make armor out of chains," Tom replied by mail.
"Of course I did it in cold blood, you idiot! I'm a REPTILE!!"
"Of course I do. It's 2278." - Captain Morgan Bateson
"Of course I knew! I just had no idea!"
"Of course I know the best. I'm an American." -- Frank Burns
"Of course I know what happens when you die. I do. I'm Death." - DiDi
"Of course I know who I am. I am Jean-Luc Picard." -- Riker
"Of course I won't respect you in the morning, I'll be dead!" - Male Ant
"Of course I'll have dessert. We're on the holodeck!"
"Of course I'll vouch for him... such a nice Boy!" -- Mrs. God
"Of course I'm a virgin! I'm catholic!" - Tigger
"Of course I'm a witch, son. I've got a tall pointy hat!"
"Of course I'm arrogant. The best usually are." -- Jack Butler
"Of course I'm aware ostriches can't fly!" chirped Tom knowingly.
"Of course I'm sane, the voices told me so...." -Carrie
"Of course I'm sane. The voices in my head told me so..."
"Of course I'm sane. The voices said so..."
"Of course it is NOT registered, I wrote the damn thing."
"Of course it's different." Soong to Data
"Of course it's half eaten. You said you wanted the chef's salad."
"Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?"
"Of course mama'll help to build the wall" -Floyd
"Of course mama's gonna help build the wall" -Floyd
"Of course there's an 'H' on my forehead, you jit! I'm dead!" - Rimmer
"Of course they can fly. That's why they have wings!"
"Of course we don't! What do you think I am, stupid!?"
"Of course you graduated", said Tom diplomatically.
"Of course you know, this means Warners!" - Yakko
"Of course you realize, THIS MEANS WAR" -- B Bunny.
"Of course you're tense, you rectum-faced pygmy!" -- Rimmer
"Of course, I can't remember the argument's *content*..." -- Butler
"Of course, it does raise the question of why you're HERE... :)"
"Of course, of course, a horse is a horse." - Mr. Ed
"Of course, that's just one toon's opinion." -Bonkers D Bobcat
"Of course, you don't get wafers with it!"
"Of course. I'm perfect!" -- Perfect Tommy
"Of quartz I won't take it for granite," Tom said gneissly.
"Of that you can be sure." Picard
"Of the darkness we are all born." -- Crenshaw, Gangrel
"Of the two of us, I'm the only who's touched them." (Elaine)
"Of two evils choose to be the least." - Ambrose Bierce
"Of what I call God and fools call Nature." -- Browning
"Off - on - off - on: we've always understood each other." Earl
"Off To Market" - By Tobias A. Pigg
"Off Utopia Planetia; thru the DS9 airlock, nothing but net." - Jordan
"Off from the new day's mist I have come..."- Metallica
"Off my plane! BLUE MONKEY!" -El Seed
"Off of the table now my dear. Duty calls." -- Thomas Serveau
"Off the pigs?" Can it./It's PC to be porcine./The times are changin'
"Off through the new day's mist I run..."- Metallica
"Off we go into the Wild Blue Yonder".crash!
"Off with her head!" shouted the Moderator.
"Off with her head!" shouted the Queen.
"Off with his head!" shouted the Moderator
"Off with the heads I say." - The Mask
"Off-on-off-on: we've always understood each other." -Earl to lamp
"Offense is a Human emotion, Captain." Sarek
"Offer him anything. Except my Scotch." - Potter. "Uh-oh." - Radar
"Office supplies will be th' sex of th' nineties!"
"Office temps cut loose..." -- Mike Nelson
"Officer Third Wheel..." -- Mike Nelson
"Officer, where do I apologize for shooting @N@?"
"Officer, where do I apologize for shooting Tom Adams?"
"Officers will examine themselves and vice versa in private." -- Henry
"Officially you won't know a thing about it, sir." - 007
"Oh *dear*, I've said too much." --Scar
"Oh , Arthur is a raven now, asleep beneath the hill..."
"Oh - I see you brought some friends." - Butt-Head
"Oh Bother!" said Peter, one last time, as the Earth fell into the sun
"Oh Bother" said Poo, and called in an air strike.
"Oh Bother" said Pooh of Borg as he assimilated Tigger and Pigglet
"Oh Bother", said Pooh; Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!
"Oh Bother", said Pooh; and deleted his message base.
"Oh Bother", said pooh as he saw the hungry look in garfields eye.
"Oh Bother," said @F, as he pulled the cat off his face
"Oh Bother," said Pooh of Borg as he assimilated Tigger and Pigglet.
"Oh Bother," said Pooh, as He deleted his message base.
"Oh Bother," said Pooh, as he died for the 5th time in DOOM!
"Oh D-d-dear," said Piglet as Bambi blew away the hunter+
"Oh Dear" -Kirk (or Oh No, I CAN'T REMEMBER!!!)
"Oh GREAT, kid! You just fingered Kris Kringle!"
"Oh God! I made eye-contact!" -- Wayne Campbell
"Oh God! Not Troi's mother again!" -- Entire Crew
"Oh God!" -- Kirstie
"Oh God, help me!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Oh God..."-Tina "*THIS* is God!"-Freddy Krueger
"Oh Gypsy... you are *so* naive!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Oh I canna take any more of this"
"Oh I get it, it's a whole Star Trek gag thingy..." - Dot
"Oh I just can't wait to be king" -Simba, The Lion King.
"Oh I'd beg for you, you know I'll beg for you..."
"Oh Joy! See how I like to iron for my best friend!" -- Stimpy
"Oh Keen! Dinner AND a show!" - The Tick
"Oh Kirstie... So eager to play, so reluctant to admit it." -- Pinhead
"Oh Lord, Bless us this Holy Hand Grenade"
"Oh Lord, if there is a Lord, save my soul, if I have a soul."
"Oh Lord, we beseech Thee, tell us 'oo croaked Lester!"
"Oh Lord, we beseech Thee. Amen!"
"Oh Mikado Sanzenin!"-Ranma-chan. (Mikado's hoopy)
"Oh Nicholas! You're such an Eternal Boy!" -- Janette
"Oh No! He's overdosed on T.V.!"-Ren
"Oh No! Not the Bajoran death chant": Ro Laren
"Oh Q, shut up." - M (Bernard Lee - T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"Oh Q, shut up." - M (Bernard Lee - The Man With The Golden Gun)
"Oh Rick, I'm so stupid!" -Lynn Minmei, Robotech II: The Sentinels.
"Oh Rimmer. You _are_ a smeghead." * Todhunter
"Oh Rob, the old dinosaur's like totally herbophoboc!" - Herbo chick
"Oh S**t!" -- Data - STG
"Oh Wesley, just shut the hell up!" - Picard
"Oh Weyr, oh weyr has my little dra gon..."
"Oh Worf, Growl so I know you still care." Q
"Oh Yeah? You want to review your rapid progress?!" - Q
"Oh bad, bad Zoot! You must spank her...and then spank me!"
"Oh be quiet. Can't you see I'm busy dying?" -H. G. Wells
"Oh bite me! There was not..." -- Joel Robinson
"Oh bite me, Frodo!"
"Oh bother out of honey. Perhaps rabbit will have some I could borrow"
"Oh bother!" Said Pooh, "I need a sauce for piglet."
"Oh bother!" Said Pooh, and twited his moderator.
"Oh bother!" said Pooh as the police closed in.
"Oh bother!" said Pooh, and garotted another passing proletariat.
"Oh bother!" said Pooh, as his "lock-on" indicator wailed
"Oh bother!" said Pooh, as his 28.8k modem connected at 300bps
"Oh bother!", Said Pooh, and twitted his moderator.
"Oh bother!", said Pooh, and called in an air strike.
"Oh bother!", said Pooh, and inhaled.
"Oh bother!", said Pooh, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot.
"Oh bother!", said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit.
"Oh bother!", said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse.
"Oh bother!", said Pooh, as he loaded his last round.
"Oh bother!", said Pooh, as he puked on Christopher Robin.
"Oh bother!", said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness.
"Oh bother!", said Pooh, as he wiped the vomit from his chin.
"Oh bother!", said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke.
"Oh bother!", said Pooh, as the police closed in.
"Oh bother" said Eeyore, as he smiled and kicked Pooh's ass.
"Oh bother" said Pooh as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's.
"Oh bother" said Pooh as he wiped the vomit from his chin.
"Oh bother" said Pooh as the vice squad took his GIFS.
"Oh bother" said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!"
"Oh bother" said Pooh, and called in an air strike.
"Oh bother" said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he fell off the prostitute.
"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he got cattle-prodded in the nuts.
"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's.
"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse.
"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he puked on Christopher Robin.
"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he realized that his long tagline wouldnt fi
"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he stomped Barneys ass to jello.
"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he twitted Mother Nature.
"Oh bother" said Pooh, as the vice squad took his .GIF files
"Oh bother" signed Pooh, in Chinese Sign Language
"Oh bother", said Pooh as rolled his F16 into a six-gee turn.
"Oh bother", said Pooh as the bungi cord broke.
"Oh bother", said Pooh as they clear cut the Hundred Acre Wood.
"Oh bother", said Pooh when he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Oh bother", said Pooh, "I should know better..."
"Oh bother", said Pooh, "There's an ant on my foot..."
"Oh bother", said Pooh, and deleted his message base.
"Oh bother", said Pooh, and hid Piglet's corpse.
"Oh bother", said Pooh, and nuked Iraq!
"Oh bother", said Pooh, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot.
"Oh bother", said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
"Oh bother", said Pooh, as he bumped into Barney.
"Oh bother", said Pooh, as he found he'd used a dirty needle.
"Oh bother", said Pooh, as he got trapped in the printer.
"Oh bother", said Pooh, as he loaded his last round.
"Oh bother", said Pooh, as he puked over Christopher Robin.
"Oh bother", said Pooh, as he reached for the reset button.
"Oh bother", said Pooh, as he received his Compuserve bill.
"Oh bother", said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud.
"Oh bother", said Pooh, as he shot that bird in the wing.
"Oh bother", said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom.
"Oh bother", said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness.
"Oh bother", said Pooh, as he uncovered a hive of Smurves.
"Oh bother", said Pooh, as he was butchered for his paws & liver.
"Oh bother", said Pooh, as his latest beta crashed
"Oh bother", said Pooh, as security closed in
"Oh bother", said Pooh, when he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Oh bother," said Pooh as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.
"Oh bother," said Pooh as Satan laid his soul to waste.
"Oh bother," said Pooh as Windows swapped out again.
"Oh bother," said Pooh as he deleted his source code.
"Oh bother," said Pooh as he denied paternity.
"Oh bother," said Pooh as he inserted the suppository.
"Oh bother," said Pooh as he inserted the suppository."Oh bother," said Pooh as he reached for the reset button.
"Oh bother," said Pooh as he reached for the reset button
"Oh bother," said Pooh as he received his Compuserve bill.
"Oh bother," said Pooh as he took aim from the grassy knoll.
"Oh bother," said Pooh as he tried to learn COBOL
"Oh bother," said Pooh as his regeneration failed.
"Oh bother," said Pooh as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Oh bother," said Pooh as the condom came away in his hand
"Oh bother," said Pooh as the grenade's pin fell out.
"Oh bother," said Pooh as the police closed in.
"Oh bother," said Pooh of Borg as he assimiliated Tigger.
"Oh bother," said Pooh when he saw Christpher Robin in Drag
"Oh bother," said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are roasting
"Oh bother," said Pooh, I ordered this martini shaken not stirred.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, after not recording 'Eastenders'.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, and called in an air strike.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, and carved Eeyore's name in the black candle.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, and deleted his message base.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, and he twit filtered his moderator
"Oh bother," said Pooh, and nuked Iraq!
"Oh bother," said Pooh, and twitted Jon Randle.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as Elmira hugged the stuffing out of him.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as Satan laid his soul to waste.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as an Orc lopped off Piglet's head.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he backed up onto the wrong tape.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he called in an air strike.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he deleted UNIX from his machine"
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he deleted his hard drive.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he deleted his message base.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he dropped the razor on his gonads.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the W.C.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he fell off the prostitute.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he forgot to check for hidden traps.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he found he'd used a dirty needle.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he found the smack contained talc.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he got cattle-prodded in the groin.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he got splattered all over the place.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he got trapped in the printer.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he had Eeyore for dinner.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he inserted the suppository.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he loaded his last round.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he mounted Piglet.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he nuked Iraq.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he puked on Christopher Robin.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he put the message in the wrong conference.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he reached for the reset button.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he read alt.fan.bill-gates.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he realized that his long tagline wouldn't fi
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he received his Compu$erve bill.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he ripped his ringpiece.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he saw Mrs Bobbitt drive up.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he scrambled his partition table.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he shot A.A. Milne for being a git.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he shot that bird in the wing.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he started up Norton Utilities.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he swallowed the mucus in lumps.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he torched the forest.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he tried to learn COBOL.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he twitted his moderator.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he underwent aversion therapy.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he wasted a CyberDemon with his BFG9000.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he wiped the vomit from his chin.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he wrestled with the moderator.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as his LAN manager went downhill.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as his buttocks caught fire.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as his latest beta crashed.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as his rectum exploded.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as his tape backup was eaten by the drive.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as the condom came away in his hand.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as the pin fell out the grenade.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as the police closed in.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as the pus dribbled out his nose.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as the vice squad took his GIF files.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as the writers killed off his character.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, pulling the tribble from his honey pot.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, taking the last hit from his grass.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, when Tigger came "out of the closet".
"Oh bother," said Pooh, when he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Oh bother," said Pooh,& carved Eeyore's name in the black candle
"Oh bother," said Pooh. "Lock phasers on that heffalump!"
"Oh bother," said Pooh. - "Oh, Poo!" said Bother
"Oh bother,"said Pooh as his time ran out & he turned into a puddle
"Oh bother." said Pooh and re-installed Doom
"Oh bother.", said Pooh, and twitted his moderator.
"Oh bother..", said Pooh, when he found that the tagline would not fi
"Oh boy!" - Dr. Sam Beckett
"Oh boy, I should have stayed in prison!" - Tom Paris
"Oh boy, I'm supposed to speak Italian." -- Sam Beckett
"Oh boy," said Pooh as Sam Beckett leaped in.
"Oh boy..." -- Sam Beckett
"Oh by the way, which one's Pink?" -Pink Floyd
"Oh c'mon! Delta Burke could fit through that window!" -- Servo
"Oh captain! my captain! our fearful trip is done." WW
"Oh come all ye faithful." - Jim Jones
"Oh come on now, Sunie. Do you really think *THAT* will ever happen?"
"Oh come on! That hurt a *little*!" - Stanley
"Oh come on. Take a chance!" -- Trump Knight
"Oh come, all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant!"
"Oh come, let us adore him, Christ the Lord!"
"Oh come, ye, oh come ye to Bethlehem."
"Oh could I fly, I'd fly with thee ..."
"Oh crap. Not you!" -- Lister
"Oh crap." (Toilet comes from behind wall) "Not you!" * Lister
"Oh dear, I think I am stuck this time." - Gen
"Oh dear, the radio's exploded!"
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promtly vanishes.
"Oh dear. I think you'll find reality's gone on the blink again."
"Oh dear. Now I shall have to create more Martians."
"Oh dear. This looks bad." - Stonecutter
"Oh dear..." -- Dick Durkin
"Oh death, where is thy sting? Oh grave, where is thy victory?"
"Oh freddled gruntbuggly . . ." - Vogon Poetry
"Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy mixturations are to me..."
"Oh give me a home, where the aardvarks do roam..."
"Oh god! I'm supposed to be blind!" - Sam, Blind Faith
"Oh god, not Troi's mother again!" - Entire Crew
"Oh goodness gracious, I'm dead!" -- Joel Robinson
"Oh goody! Another uranium P36 Explosive Space Modulator!" - Marvin M.
"Oh goody, another P-38 Space Modulator. Now I can blow up the earth.
"Oh great! Everyone's lost but me." - Young Indy.
"Oh great, Sam! Now they think you're Sybill!" -- Al Calavicci
"Oh great. For this I get my ears peirced" - Trillian
"Oh great... an Abba reunion." -- Tom Servo
"Oh gross! He's wearing a sports bra!" -- Tom Servo
"Oh heavens! The media!" The Tick
"Oh how the mighty have fallen..." -- Guinen
"Oh ignore me I'm being a silly." - Quickling
"Oh it's late, She puts her heart away for another day..."
"Oh it's the *Meek*...blessed are the Meek!"
"Oh joy I can't wait for the humiliation to start"
"Oh look. She's surprised! Isn't that darling?" -- Tom Servo
"Oh mama! Santa's home!" -- Tom Servo
"Oh mama! What are they doing to your son?" - Modo
"Oh man! Crotch slapping!" -- Mike Nelson
"Oh man! 16 and I'm still sitting at the kids' table." - Rimfire
"Oh man! Crotch slapping!" -- Mike Nelson
"Oh man, I thought we were beyond Thunderdome!"
"Oh man, I wish I could live in the parallel universe you've slipped into."
"Oh man, now I'm hungry!" - Dragonrider
"Oh man, that's the pits!!" - The Tick
"Oh merde..." -- Amanda
"Oh my God! Caroline! You've really let yourself go
"Oh my God! Does this mean we have to start fighting?" - Selina Kyle
"Oh my God! I found a penny!" "You bastard!"
"Oh my God! Kenny killed Death!" "You.. bastard?"
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!" "YOU BASTARDS!"
"Oh my God! They've spaced the captives! Take them DOWN!" - Ivanova.
"Oh my God! We killed Kenny!" "We're bastards!"
"Oh my God!! Opie's on fire!!
"Oh my God!" "What did your God do this time?"
"Oh my God, Frank! Turn on the game!! Quick!!!"
"Oh my God, I'm Popeye!" -- Sam Beckett
"Oh my God, I'm a DJ!" -- Sam Beckett
"Oh my God, I'm flying!" -- Glitterboy
"Oh my God. We're both asleep"-Alice
"Oh my Jesus, forgive us our sins...and lead all souls to heaven
"Oh my beloved ice cream bar, how I love to lick your creamy center."
"Oh my god, Ryo-oki, where is everyone?!" - Tenchi
"Oh my god, they've spaced the captives." - Ivanova
"Oh my god. His head burst."
"Oh my goodness!" said Tom graciously.
"Oh my goodness. It's Princess Leia. Luke Skywalker went that way
"Oh my! Imperials ! RUNAWAY RUNAaaa...SZAAAAP...thunk"
"Oh my!" Said Pooh, as he deleted his message base.
"Oh my, girl sitting in the sun" - Pink Floyd
"Oh my. This IS a repugnant situation." - Binkley
"Oh my... I do look like a bunny." -- Arthur
"Oh my..." - Captain Kirk
"Oh myI do look like a bunny." Arthur (Tick)
"Oh myI do look like a bunny." -- Arthur
"Oh night, which ever art when day is not!" -- Shakespeare
"Oh no we are all out of Powered Toast...."
"Oh no you don't. This is no time to be rescued." - 007 (Goldfinger)
"Oh no! Edith Prickley's nude!" "Ugh!"
"Oh no! It's Emogine Coca!" -- Mike Nelson
"Oh no! Not the duck from `You Bet Your Life'!" -- Tom Servo
"Oh no! One of the Three Tenors is down!" -- Mike Nelson
"Oh no! Tom Servo has burst into flames!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Oh no! Ako!! I wanted to kill her! Oh well can't have everything." -Bko
"Oh no! Edith Prickley's nude!" "Ugh!"
"Oh no! It's Emogine Coca!" -- Mike Nelson
"Oh no! No! No! Not a woman! Not high heels! Not again!"
"Oh no! Not the duck from `You Bet Your Life'!" -- Tom Servo
"Oh no! One of the Three Tenors is down!" -- Mike Nelson
"Oh no! Tom Servo has burst into flames!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Oh no, Gordie! I... I can't!" -- Chris Chambers
"Oh no, I could never do that. Then THEY would get me." - Dire Wolf
"Oh no, I've become George!" (Elaine)
"Oh no, Mr. mouse. I expect you to die!" - Lawrence Limburger
"Oh no, here comes the diatribe..." -- Mike Nelson
"Oh no, it's a mime!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Oh no, not again!" - Bowl of Petunias
"Oh no, not again!" - thought the bowl of petunias as it fell
"Oh no, not again!" -- Bowl of Petunias
"Oh no, not the Wheel of Morality!!!!" -- Dot
"Oh no. Not another martial artist." -- Swift Swallow.
"Oh no.. BETA"
"Oh no... not Rainbow Archer *again*." -- Blackwolf
"Oh nos. What theys doin' up so early?" - Greasepit
"Oh oh. Wait a minute. What's this? This sucks...." -- Butthead
"Oh play me that mountain music!"
"Oh please! Would you stop it with the 'Hip' talk?" -Charles
"Oh please, not the death chant!" -- Ro
"Oh please. I wouldn't touch you to scratch you." - Catwoman
"Oh pooh", said Piglet as the bear exploded.
"Oh puh-leeze... look who you're talking to.... *this* group." -Shell
"Oh ram it, clown!" -- Mike Nelson
"Oh right... I forgot. Silly me!" - Charlie
"Oh s---!" -Data
"Oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave."
"Oh sh*t!" - Data ST:G
"Oh she sighs, as he walks away into the downtown day..."
"Oh she smiles, as he glances up from the swimsuit issue..."
"Oh she waits by the telephone, for the call he promised..."
"Oh shit Kristen. Not again!"-Kincaid
"Oh shit!" - Data, Star Trek: Generations
"Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh...." - Tim
"Oh shut up you stupid dumboid git!"
"Oh shut up. And go and change your armor."
"Oh strong and long liv'd death, how cam'st thou in?" -- Donne
"Oh sure, *I'll* go back- when I can play the piano again!" -Jesus
"Oh sure. Now I'm useful." -- Force
"Oh teacher, teach us now!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Oh that's cute, a zombie with a gas attack." - Garibaldi
"Oh the Beer went over the mountain"......
"Oh the pain, the pain..."
"Oh there you go, bringing class into it again." - Monty Python
"Oh this looks so good. I wish I could smell it." -- Al
"Oh typical! Agony booth is out of order!" -- Evil Crow
"Oh very good Worf. Eat any good books lately?" --Q
"Oh well. Nothing a little plasma can't deal with." -- Trekkie
"Oh what heights we'll hit, on with the show, this is it." -Loony Tunes
"Oh what the heck. I'll do it." - - Calvin
"Oh what wisdom we acquire, in the moment of our demise!" - gypsy pete
"Oh ye suckers!" -- G. Gordon Liddy
"Oh yeah! Come to papa! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" - Fred the Mutant
"Oh yeah, Doc ? Wanna take this outside !"
"Oh yeah, Doc Zimmerman? Wanna take this outside?"
"Oh yeah, God bless Twikki!"
"Oh yeah, feel good about kicking a fish's butt"
"Oh yeah, like *that's* a big surprise." -- Tom Servo
"Oh yeah, the lobster. I forgot." -- Joel Robinson
"Oh yeah, you wish." -- Crow T. Robot
"Oh yeah. You go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel."
"Oh yeah? Abandon ship to where?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Oh yeah? Here's some OLD technology!" *BLAM* - Jake Cardigan
"Oh yeah? How old are you Beavis?" - Butt-Head
"Oh yeah? Abandon ship to where?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Oh yeah? You want a piece o me? 'Cmon! I'll cut ya a new smile"
"Oh yes it was wonderful snotty beamed me twice last night"
"Oh yes, pleaseI'd like to be a winner, thank you!" - The Tick
"Oh yes. The... uh... Norwegian Blue. What's wrong with it?"
"Oh! A deadly bell assault! A pig block from Saotome!"
"Oh! A perversion of nature... how exciting!"
"Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!" --Dennis
"Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!" -Monty Python
"Oh! Inviso-waiter!" -- Tom Servo
"Oh! It's the *meek*... blessed are the *meek*!"
"Oh! King, eh? Very nice. And 'ow'd you get that, eh?"
"Oh! My area!" -- Joel Robinson
"Oh! Nothing happened!" -Q
"Oh! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!"
"Oh! Robo! You *are* gigantic!" -Ginrei, Giant Robo
"Oh! Teacher's pet! Extra credit!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Oh! The two plots are on a collision course!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Oh! They filmed the cast party!" -- Tom Servo
"Oh! Trouser-cam! Hi there!" -- Joel Robinson
"Oh! Am *I* in this cartoon, too?!" - Rita
"Oh! I get it." (I don't understand or care what you're talking about.)
"Oh! I think I'm gonna keel ovah!" - Molly
"Oh! Inviso-waiter!" -- Tom Servo
"Oh! My area!" -- Joel Robinson
"Oh! Oh! I know the answer! It's YES!"
"Oh! Oh! Oh! What are you guys talking about?"
"Oh! Teacher's pet! Extra credit!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Oh! The two plots are on a collision course!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Oh! They filmed the cast party!" -- Tom Servo
"Oh! Trouser-cam! Hi there!" -- Joel Robinson
"Oh! how many torments lie in the small circle of a wedding-ring!"
"Oh! what a tedious mortal." -- Voltaire
"Oh!, you ARE sick!!!"
"Oh" said Arthur, "sounds ghastly".
"Oh, $&!#! It's Mister Creosote!"
"Oh, 'peace'..shaddup!"
"Oh, @#$% off!" "...how shall we @#$% off, oh Lord?" M. Python
"Oh, @#$% off!" "..how shall we @#$% off, oh Lord?"
"Oh, Beavis! And I thought you were so rugged!"
"Oh, Bother!" cried Pooh, as he spoke the Lord's name backwards
"Oh, Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted his message base.
"Oh, Bother!", said Pooh as he erased his hard drive
"Oh, Bother", said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system.
"Oh, Bother," said Pooh, as more hair came out in his brush
"Oh, Brain! I fixed it!" - Pinky "I fixed it too, Pinky." - Brain
"Oh, Creepy Girl..." -- Joel Robinson
"Oh, D-d-deer!" said Piglet as Bambi gunned down the hunter
"Oh, GOD, I'm so depressed."--Marvin
"Oh, Great. I'm just nuts." Sheridan
"Oh, I am in the phonebook... under 'A' for Archduke!"
"Oh, I am slain!" - dying people in Hamlet and Othello
"Oh, I could tell you stories." Dax "You already have." Sisko
"Oh, I don't even know what I'm doing here. We're wasting our time!"
"Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends..." - Beatles
"Oh, I get it! He's got cable!" -- Tom Servo
"Oh, I get it. You don't have to be Freud to figure it out."
"Oh, I got a live one here." - The Joker
"Oh, I just got a chill down my spine" - Fox Mulder
"Oh, I just love success!" -- Frank N. Furter
"Oh, I love a woman in uniform!" - Quark
"Oh, I promise not to tell the junior officers." Kim
"Oh, I think I can walk; I'll try." McCoy
"Oh, I though they were supposed to land on their feet." - Yakko
"Oh, I thought you were complaining about the mazukia player!"
"Oh, I was saving myself!" (For what, a rainy day? Look outside!)
"Oh, I was wondering when you'd get here." -- Garek
"Oh, I wet 'em."
"Oh, I'll alert the media..." -- Tom Servo
"Oh, I'll never get these rugs clean!" - Lawrence Limburger
"Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K..." - Monty Python
"Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay!"
"Oh, I'm dizzy!" Forrest Gump
"Oh, I'm having the *WEIRDEST* day!"
"Oh, I'm not bothered..." <splash> "ONE BIT!!" <kick> -Akane
"Oh, I'm soooo scared, Mister Big Adult Male!" - Charlene
"Oh, Joy!" - Dr. Leonard McCoy
"Oh, KING, eh... very nice!"
"Oh, Lister. You've forgotten the color code!" * Rimmer
"Oh, Mr. Woof!" -Lwaxana
"Oh, Nagus, I'm so happy!" Quark
"Oh, Niles, that's just what we need: a >fourth< language!" Frasier
"Oh, Picard! I will enjoy you morning, noon and night!" -- Ardra
"Oh, Plot-zy!!!!"--Future Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Oh, Pooh! I deleted my tagline!" - Pooh
"Oh, Pooh!" - Mrs. Neilsen * "HI HONEY, I'M HOME." - Pooh
"Oh, Rimmer, you are a smeghead." - Todhunter
"Oh, Rocky! How could you?!" -- Frankie
"Oh, Rocky!", said Pooh as his creation came to life.
"Oh, SACRE BLEU!!!" "Yes, that's it."
"Oh, SH*T."--Data
"Oh, Shit!!!" Data, while the Enterprise is crashing.
"Oh, Shit!" - Data
"Oh, Speeedo..." Sissy
"Oh, Vulcan plo-meek soup!" McCoy
"Oh, a suggestion about a suggestion! Ok, that's different!"
"Oh, all I see turns to brown as the sun burns the ground"
"Oh, all RIGHT, you've got your powers back."--Q Two
"Oh, all we need is each other. Isn't that right, sweetheart?"--Kira
"Oh, and Dr. McCoy, you would not have survived." Spock
"Oh, and HUGE pectoral musclesAmen."- Ren Hoek
"Oh, and Highlander... Don't lose your head." -Ramirez
"Oh, and Verad Don't call me Benjamin. <zap!>" - Sisko
"Oh, and Verad Don't call me Benjamin." -- Sisko
"Oh, and Verad... Don't call me Benjamin. <zap!>" - Sisko
"Oh, and Verad... Don't call me Benjamin." -- Sisko
"Oh, and by the way*BOOGER*!" -- Johnny Fever
"Oh, and child, one last thing..." - Winn as Columbo
"Oh, and get that fish out of the ready room." -- Jelico
"Oh, and in case you forgot..." -- Tom Servo
"Oh, and now *this*..." -- Tom Servo
"Oh, and son? I ate the last can of dog food." -- Mike Nelson
"Oh, and the Champ's left arm is bitten off!" - Dinosaur Wrestling
"Oh, are you peeing?" "I was trying to."
"Oh, b. cereus!" said the dour microbiologist
"Oh, bad idea." -- Joel Robinson
"Oh, beyond a shadow of a doubt..." - Morden
"Oh, bite me! There was not..." -- Joel Robinson
"Oh, bite your OWN 'ead off!" - The Three-Headed Giant
"Oh, bloody hell !" Boba Fett, after falling into the Sarlacc.
"Oh, bodduh," said Pooh. "We're here to <clap> pump you up!"
"Oh, bogus!" -- Joel Robinson
"Oh, bother burgling and everything to do with it!" - Bilbo Baggins
"Oh, bother!" Said Pooh, as yet another condom ruptured.
"Oh, bother!" said Pooh, and proceeded to install OS/2 Warp.
"Oh, bother!" said Pooh, and twitted the moderator.
"Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he field dressed Tigger and Eeyore.
"Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he nuked OS/Who
"Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom-shaped cloud
"Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as the Shadow ships appeared out of nowhere.
"Oh, bother!" said Pooh. "This Tagline is revolting!"
"Oh, bother!" worried Pooh, as Eyore missed another period
"Oh, bother" said Pooh when he looked in Jeffery Dalhmer's fridge
"Oh, bother" said Pooh, as he took his torn trousers to Garak's shop.
"Oh, bother", said Pooh and transcended this plane.
"Oh, bother", said Pooh as racked another round into his M16
"Oh, bother," said Pooh as Klingons beamed into the 100 Acre Wood.
"Oh, bother," said Pooh as Morden asked him what he wanted.
"Oh, bother," said Pooh as he realized he was a Star Trek redshirt.
"Oh, bother," said Pooh as he realized he was a redshirt. <<ZAP>>
"Oh, bother," said Pooh as he was shot by a sniper on the grassy knoll
"Oh, bother," said Pooh as the writers killed off his character.
"Oh, bother," said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are barbecuing Barney!"
"Oh, bother," said Pooh, "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
"Oh, bother," said Pooh, as Elmira hugged the stuffing out of him.
"Oh, bother," said Pooh, as Klingons beamed into the 100 Acre Wood.
"Oh, bother," said Pooh, as Windows crashed yet again.
"Oh, bother," said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
"Oh, bother," said Pooh, as an Orc lopped off Piglet's head
"Oh, bother," said Pooh, as he dumped a mail packet.
"Oh, bother," said Pooh, as he forgot to check for hidden traps
"Oh, bother," said Pooh, as he fought off three dragons.
"Oh, bother," said Pooh, as he puked all over Christopher Robin.
"Oh, bother," said Pooh, as he read yet another 'Pooh' tagline.
"Oh, bother," said Pooh, as he transcended this plane.
"Oh, bother," said Pooh, as he wrestled with the Moderator
"Oh, bother," said Pooh, as the vice squad took his GIF files.
"Oh, bother," said Pooh. "I remember when O.J. was a fruit juice!"
"Oh, bother." - Pooh
"Oh, bother." said Pooh, as he deleted his message base
"Oh, bother.", said Pooh, as Shaq jammed one in his face!
"Oh, boy...."- Sam Beckett.
"Oh, brother!" -- Crow "Stop it!" -- Tom Servo
"Oh, but it is, and we have." -Q
"Oh, bwerga," said Pooh as he got into the LSD-laced hunny
"Oh, by the way, I can go all night like a lumberjack."
"Oh, by the way, which one is Pink?"
"Oh, by the way. How's Jean-Luc?" Vash
"Oh, c'mon, Dr. Armitage. I'll bring the book back... honest!"
"Oh, can't you see? Every step we take we're making history..."
"Oh, can't you see? We're staring in the face of reality..."
"Oh, come off it, Hercules!" Nemesis
"Oh, could I fly, Brown, I'd fly with thee..."
"Oh, could I fly, Masked, I'd fly with thee..."
"Oh, could I fly, Willow, I'd fly with thee..."
"Oh, dance in the dark of night, sing to the morning light" -Zeppelin
"Oh, darling, let's" (continued on next tagline)
"Oh, dear! I'm here -- I should be there!" --White Rabbit
"Oh, dearest, are you dressed? We have guests." Tol Renn
"Oh, did I mention there were drugs at that time?" -- Joel
"Oh, didn't you know that? I could've sworn that you did."
"Oh, do go on..." -- Tom Servo
"Oh, don't be ridiculous!" -- Tom Servo
"Oh, don't grovel!" "Sorry, Lord"
"Oh, don't grovel!" "Sorry, Lord..." M. Python
"Oh, don't you hug me! You're all greasy!" -- Tom Servo
"Oh, enjoy the attack." - Stay Tuned
"Oh, enough with the toes already!"
"Oh, evil's baaaadd!" - The Tick
"Oh, excuse me, but my Vogon space cruiser is here. Bye!"
"Oh, fantasy, free me!" -- Magenta
"Oh, father of the four winds, fill my sails Across the sea of years"
"Oh, finally. How are you feeling?" Eline
"Oh, for God's sake, get off her--she's DEAD, Jim!!"
"Oh, for a horse with wings." -- Shakespeare
"Oh, for a shoulder-mounted anti-aircraft missile..." -- Crow
"Oh, go ahead, blame Q if it makes you feel any better." - Q
"Oh, go pop a microchip."--O'Brien "That is most unlikely."--Data
"Oh, go stick your head in the fusion reactor"
"Oh, good one, Joel! I'm not putting him back together!"
"Oh, good, Bob. You shot a sequoia." -- Crow T. Robot
"Oh, goodie! I hear the Nurse coming with your next shot..."
"Oh, goody! Another blackout!" said Tom delightedly.
"Oh, grandmama!" - Rimfire
"Oh, great! The plague!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Oh, great! I give you $50 for your birthday and you spend $5000."
"Oh, great! The plague!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Oh, great, a chasm. Okay, who's got the rope?"
"Oh, great, now I've got to get Lummox to translate for me."
"Oh, great. Water heaters that install themselves." -- Joel
"Oh, great. Well, we can still outmaneuver them." - Han Solo
"Oh, great. Water heaters that install themselves." -- Joel
"Oh, ha ha ha."--O'Brien
"Oh, had enough, eh?" -- The Black Knight
"Oh, happy, happy, happy! Spiderman's gonna die!" -- Venom
"Oh, havoc," cried Pooh as he let slip de dogs o' war.
"Oh, he's a lumberjack and he's ok..."
"Oh, heavy is the burden of being me!" - Q
"Oh, how I loathe you..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Oh, how absolutely typical of your species!" - Q
"Oh, how my baby [Charlene] has grown up! She's ashamed of me!" -Earl
"Oh, how the years go by" - Amy Grant
"Oh, humanoids! I hate those. They hurt!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Oh, hurrah. Hop about. Clap paws. Squeal with glee." - Garfield
"Oh, if it's twins, can *I* have one?" Hope Davidson
"Oh, if only we hadn't made this journey!" -- Janet Weiss
"Oh, intercourse the penguin!"
"Oh, is the great Crow going to do that joke in every movie?"
"Oh, is the great Martha Wentworth in this film?" -- Crow
"Oh, it gets better." - The Crow
"Oh, it goes far beyond friendship." Picard
"Oh, it wasn't my idea, Sissy sent me over." Lurch
"Oh, it won't be anything overtly rude. Maybe suggestively rude. ;)"
"Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it" -- Tim
"Oh, it's not a dirty word, you're human, too." Amanda
"Oh, it's probably just some hunting lodge for rich weirdos" - Brad M.
"Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos." - Brad
"Oh, it's so nice to be on a first name basis with my hostages."
"Oh, its just a transporter room, sir." O'Brien to Picard
"Oh, just looking for flying saucers - green ones!" F.P.
"Oh, just looking for flying saucers -- green ones!", Ford Prefect
"Oh, just looking for flying saucers -- they got'a be green ones!"
"Oh, just looking for flying saucers--green ones!"--Ford Prefect
"Oh, let it be done." -- Butthead
"Oh, let me guess! It was the nose, right?" - Curzon Odo
"Oh, let me walk, Zephram. Let me feel the earth beneath my feet."
"Oh, let's not get >stuck< on petty details!" Kalas
"Oh, look at this; a beacon in the night."--Mulder on Skinner
"Oh, look! The reptile's back!"
"Oh, look, a crotchety old miner! " - Yakko
"Oh, make it stop!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Oh, mama!" - Modo
"Oh, mama. I feel like the last candy bar at the fat farm." - Modo
"Oh, man! Left it in my other pants." "You ain't GOT no other pants!"
"Oh, man! You killed my dragon. You guys are going to pay!" - DM
"Oh, man! Now I owe him one!" - Vinnie
"Oh, man... looks like the joke's on us!" -- Joel Robinson
"Oh, my God! Someone's been sleeping in my dress!" Beatrice Arthur
"Oh, my God!"--Riker "Oh, is THAT who that is."--Data
"Oh, my ears and whiskers, how late it's getting!"
"Oh, my god. I just expressed an opinion."
"Oh, my heart soars!" "My back breaks" -Soun Tendo (and Ranma)
"Oh, my tattered rags are caught on your coffee table." - Homer
"Oh, my-my-my, look at the sun! Time to go!" -Zazu, The Lion King.
"Oh, my. I'd forgotten how much I hate space travel." - C-3PO
"Oh, my." - Kirk ST:G
"Oh, nice going, Jerk-ules!" -- Tom Servo
"Oh, nice underpants!"--Susie
"Oh, no boxes...such a shame."
"Oh, no tears please. It's a waste of good suffering."
"Oh, no! Cannibals!" "Now don't get in a stew."
"Oh, no! I've dropped my toothpaste!" Tom cried, crestfallen.
"Oh, no! Not the Bajoran death chant!" - Ro Laren
"Oh, no! There he goes _again_!"
"Oh, no! I've leaped into a Star Trek Echo." - Worf
"Oh, no, Mr. Lightbody - it's not going in *that* end."
"Oh, no, it's you again. What is it now?" O'Brien to O'Brien
"Oh, no, you're going to torture me, aren't you." Odo
"Oh, no... He's Justin, the Mick of Time."--Fast Eddie
"Oh, no... not the Bajoran chicken chant."
"Oh, not the dynamite in the cake bit again! Who would sink so low?"
"Oh, not the dynamite in the cake bit again!" Slappy Squirrel
"Oh, now its `American Hot Wax'." -- Tom Servo
"Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system!" - Monty Python
"Oh, number nine, feed the moon like SPAM!"
"Oh, oh, I need your love, I've got pain...." -Zeppelin
"Oh, oh, YES."--Kira Nerys
"Oh, one more thing, Governor: love your suit..." -Hannibal Lecter
"Oh, pardon my revelry!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Oh, please. I wouldn't touch you to scratch you." - Catwoman
"Oh, poo. I'm in the Pit of Hell."
"Oh, pooh!" -- Mrs. Neilsen, HI HONEY, I'M HOME
"Oh, pooh. A war." * Animaniacs
"Oh, puleeze, don't go strange on me!" -- Don Schanke
"Oh, push the button, Frank..." -- TV's Frank
"Oh, put a field around it."--Kirk
"Oh, quick get the sword out! I want to cut his head off!"
"Oh, quit whining, Frank!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Oh, right, a Cookie Creature took it." "Don't talk down to me!" -Baby
"Oh, screw you, hadron-head!" -- Kryten
"Oh, sh*t." - Data, ST7: Generations
"Oh, sh--"<*BOOM!*> -- Todd, SN
"Oh, sh--"<*BOOM!*> --Danny, when the Light Greande blew
"Oh, shut up about your dune buggy, you little twerp!" -- Crow
"Oh, shut up, pee-wee!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Oh, shut up. And go and change your armor."
"Oh, sister. You're going to rot in Hell, but I love you!"
"Oh, so it's 'Tom,' is it?" Neelix
"Oh, sorry, Odo! I didn't know you slept in the blender" - Quark
"Oh, stop bitching and let's go have tea." --Right Head
"Oh, stop the comedy! Turn it off!" -- Tom Servo
"Oh, sure, Vyv. Why don't you sit in the supper, man?"
"Oh, sure, start having *fun*, they send in the Christians..."
"Oh, sure. We're just doing this for kicks." - Terrible Tues
"Oh, sweet Information Super Highway..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Oh, switch off." - C-3PO
"Oh, take me, you savage mousketeer." - Crow
"Oh, thank you very much, I'm glad you enjoyed it." - Q
"Oh, that looks painful!" - Bashir
"Oh, that one's got a way with zombies..." -- Tom Servo
"Oh, that's a clue all right." O'Brien
"Oh, that's my brain. It's always falling out." -- Stimpy
"Oh, that's my brain. It's always falling out."
"Oh, that's right, I'm crippled!" Krusty as FDR
"Oh, that's right. You were here for the grovelling..." -- Quark
"Oh, that's what you were extending?" - Scully in "Fire"
"Oh, the Danube isn't blue... it's green!"
"Oh, the Mafia's playing in the pool..." -- Mike Nelson
"Oh, the cat got dead and we put it in a box..."
"Oh, the goat's done a bundle!"
"Oh, the humanity!" - Dot/Wakko/Yakko
"Oh, the humanity!" - Yakko
"Oh, the humanity!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Oh, the humanity!" -- Yakko
"Oh, the problems of a producer!" -Jiminy Cricket, Disneyland TV show
"Oh, the shame of it all. My father a Sith."
"Oh, the wind can carry the echoes home to me.." Available Light
"Oh, there he goes, off on another ACTING adventure!" - Medusa
"Oh, there's no place like home for the holocaust..." -- Servo
"Oh, these little earthquakes..." -- Tori Amos
"Oh, they're *shining* sleazy chicks!" -- Mike Nelson
"Oh, this house tastes good!" said Hansel and Gretel, gingerly.
"Oh, this is too-hip-by-far!" - Goslyn Mallard
"Oh, to be a latrine, now that spring is here." -- Hawkeye
"Oh, to hack with it!"
"Oh, typical! Agony booth is out of order." -- Evil Crow T. Robot
"Oh, very clever Worf. Eat any good books lately?" -- Q
"Oh, wait - no... what if we want to use a plan that works?"
"Oh, we have a *wonderful* anxiety of yours tonight, Binkley!"
"Oh, we use only the finest baby frogs."
"Oh, we're going to make a killing, all right." - Shai-ster
"Oh, we've already seen your >minimal risk<, Ambassador!" Sheridan
"Oh, well, any decent blend of Scotch will do that!" Scott
"Oh, what a caboose! Hoo hah!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Oh, what a circus!" - Garibaldi
"Oh, what a give away." -- Monty Python
"Oh, what a rogue and peasant slave am I!" -- Shakespeare
"Oh, what fools these Warners be!"- The Pixie
"Oh, what is it now? Can't you leave me in peace?" -- Basil Fawlty
"Oh, what the heck. I'll do it." - Calvin
"Oh, what the hell, it's usually green." Reinhardt Lane
"Oh, who needs brain cells as it is?" - Renimar Keth-solamni
"Oh, why have you come back?" Banjo Man
"Oh, why must they scream so?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot!" --Monty Python
"Oh, wizardry has really very little to do with magic." - Ingold
"Oh, ye of little paranoia."--Ecarey
"Oh, yeah, don't worry, it's in there somewhere." LaForge
"Oh, yeah, put the forcefield over me AFTER I'm hit ! -Blackout
"Oh, yeah, put the forcefield over me after I'm hit! -- Blackout
"Oh, yeah, tell me about it."--Odo
"Oh, yeah--and a really nice hat."--Silken Laumann
"Oh, yeah? Define 'well adjusted'." -- Calvin
"Oh, yes, aren't you one of the little people?" - Q
"Oh, yes, he can handle us easily!" -- Dingo
"Oh, yes, it's me!" Hercules
"Oh, yes, yes, yes!!" - Q
"Oh, yes. Aren't you one of the little people?" - Q
"Oh, yes. We'll put him to sleepPERMANENTLY!"- Freddy Krueger
"Oh, you *are* the minimalist, aren't you?" -- K'Ehleyr
"Oh, you are good. You are very, very good." Quark
"Oh, you call 3 hours of batting practice `relaxing'?" - Garibaldi
"Oh, you didn't want me to prick his boil?" Lorena Bobbit.
"Oh, you don't need to do that. Take my word for it. ;) - Dire Wolf
"Oh, you kill me!" -- Tom Servo "I've tried." -- Crow
"Oh, you know that one." - Q
"Oh, you know. Cloning." -- TV's Frank
"Oh, you make it so difficult sometimes." - Leia
"Oh, you may not trust me, but you need me." - Q
"Oh, you mean my tattoos!" -- Dax
"Oh, you mean the Doctor? Wonderful chap... all of them."
"Oh, you'd find somebody else to harrass, I'm sure."
"Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you!" -- Joel Robinson
"Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion."
"Oh, you're a hoot. You're really a laugh riot, Odo."--Quark
"Oh, you're getting me all excited now..."
"Oh, you're no fun anymore!"
"Oh, you're pulling an old man's leg!" - Scott
"Oh, you've come to apologise; how nice." - Q
"Oh, you... I'll get back to you." -- Ash
"Oh, your smoldering averageness. Stop me." -- Crow T. Robot
"Oh,"Bother," said Pooh, as he took his torn trousers to Garak's shop
"Oh,bother!"said Pooh, as the Shadow ships appeared out of nowhere
"Oh,bother,"said Pooh,"Beavis and Butthead are barbecuing Barney!"
"Oh. Ping-pong balls..." -- Joel Robinson
"Oh. Right. Sorry, Gus. Old reflexes." - Aahz
"Oh. So Canada has a South, too." -- Crow T. Robot
"Oh. Well. That's different!" - Pinky
"Oh. Well. That's different!" -- Pinky
"Oh. A brain-sucking amoeba." Scully
"Oh. And you were doing SO well."--HoloDoc
"Oh. Bull-PIT. I thought you said..." "Yeah yeah, everyone says that."
"Oh. Ping-pong balls..." -- Joel Robinson
"Oh. Right. Sorry, Gus. Old reflexes." - Aahz
"Oh. So Canada has a South, too." -- Crow T. Robot
"Oh... I'm fish tartar." - Lawrence Limburger
"Oh... it wasn't dead, then?"
"Oh... no boxes. Such a shame." -- Pinhead
"Oh... the agony..."
"Oh... then what's your best wurst?" -- The Tick
"Oh.... a brain-sucking amoeba..." - Dana Scully
"Oh...er, hi Great-granddad..." he breathed.
"Oh.a brain-sucking amoeba" - Scully
"Oh.a brain-sucking amoeba..." - Dana Scully
"Ohcomfort shmumfert." (George)
"Ohh, Tina would look good without that on." -- Al Calavicci
"Ohh, that had to hurt!" -- Duncan MacLeod
"Ohh.. I love a woman in uniform.." - Quark
"Ohhh, Bob" she sighed "your HARD DISK is soooo,... BIG!
"Ohhh, Kevin," she sighed. "Your HARD DISK is soooo... BIG!
"Ohhh--ten of these to save a dollar!?"
"Ohhhh - Jedi master! Yoda...you seek Yoda!" - Yoda
"Ohhhh shiii......." "You said it!"
"Ohhhhh, why didn't *I* think of that?!" - Quark
"Ohhhhhdo. It rolls off the tongue."--Lwaxana
"Ohhhhhhhhh, I *LOVE* a woman in uniform!" - Quark
"Ohhhscienceboringinterestfading" <Thud!> - The Tick
"Ohio looks great after the apocalypse." -- Crow T. Robot
"Ohit wasn't dead, then?"
"Ohm....Ohm....Ohm..." Electrician meditating
"Ohthen what's your best wurst?" The Tick
"Oi, oi, oi, me gotta hurt in 'ere..."
"Oil, STP-500, warm." - Data
"Oil. Castrol. Hot." - Locutus of Borg
"Oil. STP-500. Room Temperature." -- Data
"Oink oink to you too." - Ranma
"Ok Cacti! What are you upto? What's going on? Give me the skinny!"
"Ok beasty-alien-guy. I'll look UP at you if you don't watch it !"
"Ok is NOT a threat, no matter how many a's you put on it." * Rimmer
"Ok man, let's turn and burn!" -Goose
"Ok now I'm Beverly" .. "I'm Geordi" .. .. "We are Hugh"
"Ok, Alex, I'll take 'Look, there's a dragon behind you...' for $200."
"Ok, I'm looking down at the bannana cream pie, and then what?" - Mulder
"Ok, I'm ready again." - Ace Ventura
"Ok, Space Cadets! Prepare to hurtle through the Cosmos!"
"Ok, checklist: Sword, armor, shield, loaded dice?"
"Ok, no more brains. You win. For now!"
"Ok, not on topic, but since when does that bother me?" - Danny P.
"Ok, now for a quick backu&.%#^1s.".NO CARRIER
"Ok, now for a quick backuCa&}%#^1sp"
"Ok, now for a quick backuL+b&2#^1s_"
"Ok, so you're dead. You don't have to whine on about it."
"Ok, that's good" [Translation: What the hell was that noise?!]
"Ok, whatever you say, Bernard!" -Hoagie
"Ok.. well, I can't think of much else at the moment.." - Quickling
"Ok...<unzzzzzzip> ....ohhhhhhh, you said "TUCKer"...
"Okaaaaay... that didn't work..." - Recoil
"Okaaaaay... that didn't work..." -- Recoil
"Okay Andrew... Puns at twenty paces!" -- Chuckles
"Okay Binky. Thanks a lot, honey..." -- TV's Frank
"Okay Cacti! What are you up to? What's going on? Give me the skinny!"
"Okay Mooghi, but that's the LAST one!!!" -- Yuri
"Okay Roll a 3d6 against your Toothpicking Skill..."
"Okay guys, let me down. I was only kidding." - Jesus
"Okay virgins, put on your 'no entry' signs!"
"Okay! Enough with the significant looks!" -- Mike Nelson
"Okay, Beavis, that's enough about poop." - Butt-Head
"Okay, Garfield, let's do it!" "Let's not and say we did." Garfield
"Okay, I love you, bye bye!" - Mindy
"Okay, I love you, bye bye!" -- Mindy
"Okay, I pulled the pin. Now what? Wait! Where are you going?"
"Okay, I suppose we have to forgo hanging you by your ankles.. :)"
"Okay, I'll pull the fool out of the wall." -- Whisper
"Okay, I'm with you... let's go blow this guy." -- Demolition Man
"Okay, Luv - drop 'em!"
"Okay, Okay. I'll DO IT! Now PLEASE undo the handcuffs?!??!!
"Okay, Quaker, let's have it: name, rank, and cereal number."
"Okay, but I don't take pro bono cases." - Hobbes
"Okay, but I know funny!" - Bart Simpson
"Okay, hand me up that horse." -- Crow T. Robot
"Okay, if not a bear, then what?" Janeway
"Okay, invention exchange..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Okay, lady." Mindy, Animaniacs
"Okay, my second favorite thing." - Garibaldi
"Okay, now, joke's over. Where's President Bush?"
"Okay, officer, you got me..." -- Carl Robinson
"Okay, okay - minor setback." - DarkWing Duck
"Okay, roll lower than a 3 on 4D6 to escape." "Okay...Hey
"Okay, sho I drank too much," said Tom, sotto voce.
"Okay, so Hydrogen was relevant..." -- Hindenborg
"Okay, that's enough, Data." La Forge
"Okay, we brought the kid. Give us the negatives." -- Tom Servo
"Okay, we've got chicks, we've got computer stuff." - Butt-Head
"Okay, what did your dad tell you this time?" - Mom
"Okay, who order the Mount Bellyache Ice Cream Sundae?"-Simpsons
"Okay, who ordered the Mount Bellyache Chocolate Ice Cream
"Okay, who's going to sign for all this? Hey, come back here!"
"Okay, who's the wise guy who moved the balcony?!" - Slappy
"Okay, you can borrow it again", Tom relented.
"Okay, you can have the gloves without lining", Tom deferred.
"Okay, you can switch on the electric chair now", said Tom conceitedly.
"Okay," Gen said brightly, "what do we do next?"
"Okay.. consider it pencilled in....:)"
"Okay... I'll sing `Knights in White Satin'." -- Joel Robinson
"Okay... I'm serious." -- Dr. Forrester
"Okay... heat `em up!" -- Tom Servo
"OkayHave you tried 'back handing'?"
"OkayI'll sing `Nights in White Satin'." -- Joel Robinson
"OkayI'm guilty..."
"OkayI'm serious." -- Dr. Forrester
"Okayheat `em up!" -- Tom Servo
"Okee Dokee" - By Roger Wilco
"Okiluvya, byebye!"
"Okkie-dokkies!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Okkie-dokkies!" -- The Warners
"Okkie-dokkies!" -- Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Old Gary's gonna have to think twice before he kills the next guy!"
"Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O..."
"Old Yeller"? Isn't that the movie about Bill Clinton's war years?
"Old age is always 15 years older than I am." - Heinlein
"Old age is always 15 years older than I am." - Lazarus Long
"Old age is not for sissies." - Larry Niven
"Old fat spider spinning in a tree." - Bilbo Baggins
"Old food never dies: it just goes bad." - General Chow, Dinosaurs
"Old friends take on a whole new meaning with you."-Natalie Lambert
"Old grey mashie ain't what she used to be"
"Old people suck! huh uh huh" - Butt-Head
"Old poets never die, they just ride off into the sonnet
"Old radio-hams never die - their valves just blow occasionally!"
"Old religious factions are volcanoes burnt out." -- Burke
"Old sailors never die; they just E-Mail all day."
"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.."
"Old style, you go to bed. New style, you go out for pizza" - Ivanova
"Old style, you roll over and go to sleep." - Ivanova
"Old taglines for New!" er..oops- "NEW TAGLINES FOR OLD!"
"Old-timer's disease is catching!" It just takes time.
"Ole!" shouted Pooh as the bull impaled him on his horns
"Ole' off!" -- Magic Voice
"Oliver Twist had more Hawaiin locations..." -- Tom Servo
"Oliver Wendell Jones! I am the ghost of slide rules past!"
"Ollie North talks to me on Tuesdays."
"Olore."
"Olore." -AD&D
"Olympic ice skating can be dangerous to your kneecaps." - N. K.
"Omaha? Well they outta know what to do with them hogs up there..."
"Ominous in here..." "A little *too* ominous..."
"Omni-domniHe be okay..."
"On Behalf of the Moon, you deserve a good spanking!" - Sailor Moon
"On Earth 200 years ago, I was a prince." -- Khan
"On Fire" -- Van Halen
"On New Year's Eve I got shot..." - Garibaldi
"On `Star Trek', anything is possible." - Patrick Stewart
"On a clear disk you can seek forever."
"On a hill a little man with many shining things" -Pink Floyd
"On a hot summer's night, would you offer your throat..."
"On a night out" - The Criminologist
"On a woman, a pot belly is sexy."
"On account of, it works. And that's the name of THAT tune."
"On another ship, I can hunt fresh game." Mareau-2
"On behalf of all earthly life, I DEFY YOU!" - Calvin
"On behalf of mutants everywhere... Pthhphth!" - Beast
"On behalf of the Moon, I will irritate you." - Sailor Mosquito
"On behalf of the Ugly European Society..." -- Crow T. Robot
"On closer inspection, these are loafers." McBain
"On my honor, I will do my best..." -- Beginning of the Scout Oath.
"On my left: Tom Servo; on my right: Crow T. Robot." -- Mike Nelson
"On my way here, I talked to Dr. Franklin." - Sheridan
"On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry at you." - HHGTTG
"On screen! On screen! Let's see it!" --Picard
"On screen. Analysis." Janeway
"On second thought - forget the War Room." - Yakko
"On second thought, I prefer your boot." - Nathan Spring (SC)
"On second thought- aaaa,forget the War Room." - Yakko
"On some worlds, I am worshipped as God." Loc-Nar
"On that day I shall mourn." - Spock
"On that logic you must be Cthulhu incarnate."
"On the air? I *am* the air!" -- Venus Flytrap
"On the contrary, I find it rather comforting." Data
"On the contrary, it scares the hell outta me."
"On the contrary. You were in love with him."--Odo "No..."--Kira
"On the count of one, unzip your pants!" - Buzzcut
"On the count of three, pull... Four!!" - Yakko
"On the count of three, start leaking!" - Buzzcut
"On the count of two, take out your penises!" - Buzzcut
"On the day that I was born, bells rung out in Babylon" -Coverdale/Page
"On the day the wall came down, they threw the locks onto the ground"
"On the other hand you have different fingers." - S. Wright
"On the other hand, I'll stay for a day or two." Kirk
"On the other hand, she's a woman. All woman." McCoy
"On the other hand, you have different fingers." - Steven Wright
"On the surface all is illusion." <Caine>
"On the turning away from the pale and downtrodden" -Floyd
"On the turning away..." Pink Floyd
"On the way she had awakened. Then the weirdness started." - DT II
"On the way to the Dark Tower, anything is possible." - Roland
"On the wings of the night, as the daytime is stirring" -Pink Floyd
"On their fiftieth, everybody has the face they deserve." -George Orwell
"On their turf, they're the top dogs. Here? Different story."
"On they fight, for they are right, yes, but who's to say?"
"On this side, memories are all we really own." Hercules
"On through the never..." -Metallica
"On top of everything else, they're littering." -- Mike Nelson
"On your WHAT!?" - Butt-Head
"Onatopp?" - 007 (Pierce Brosnan - Golden Eye)
"Once I reached for love, but now I reach for life" - Dream Theater
"Once I take over the world, remind me to snub you." Brain
"Once I took a wine-making course, then I forgot how to drive!" -Homer
"Once I was the King of Spain..."
"Once I'm elevated to full dwarfdom..." -- Mike Nelson
"Once a driller always a driller. Is that dirty?" -- Gypsy
"Once a fighter jock, always a fighter jock. Is that it?" - Blair
"Once again, truth and American technology defeat Satan!"
"Once an evil deed is done, it never ends." -- Sun Chien
"Once in a lifetime" was two minutes ago. I missed it
"Once more into the breech" - Zarna, The Human Cannonball
"Once more the drama begins." --The Emperor Paul Muad'Dib on his ascension to the Lion Throne
"Once swords are crossed the gun becomes useless." -- Musashi
"Once swords are crossed, the gun becomes useless."
"Once the Beaver, always the Beaver." - J. Biafra
"Once the Dragon for remembrance lost"
"Once the first tag is taken, you're doomed. :)" - Dire Wolf
"Once they were men now they are land crabs." Attack of the Crab Monster
"Once upon a midnight dreary" - Poe "Once upon a midnight dearie" - BT
"Once upon a midnight dreary" - The Crow
"Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away..." -- Sam Beckett
"Once upon a time, there was a Dalrok." O'Brien
"Once you get inside my head, there's no turning back, baby!"-A. Ventura
"Once you give up a right, or a freedom, you *never* get it back."
"Once you have their money,you never give it back." [ROA #1]
"Once you lose your integrity, the rest is easy." - J.R. Ewing
"Once you've been bionic there's no taming you." -- Tom Servo
"Once, it was I who cast the shadow" -- Dohlman, Ventrue
"Once, long ago, They walked the stars like Giants." Delenn
"Once," adverb: Enough.
"One *FAT* Ferengi has just entered..." -- Worf
"One Architecture, One OS" also translates as "One Egg, One Basket"
"One FAT Ferengi has just entered..." Worf
"One Lord, one faith, one baptism." -- Ephisians 4:5
"One Satellite, under God, or not..." -- Crow T. Robot
"One at a time! We've only got one boom-mike!" -- Crow T. Robot
"One being's junk is another's art." - Pipes, Autobot
"One being's junk is another's art." -- Pipes
"One bowl of authentic Vulcan plomeek soup!" Neelix
"One can SWIM in moonlight???"
"One can be worse than a swinger of birches." -Frost
"One cannot cheat fate." - Data
"One cannot conquer true genius." -- Neutron
"One cloud feels lonely." * Rabbit Proverb
"One damn minute, Admiral!" - Spock, ST4
"One damn minute, Admiral!" ST IV
"One damn minute, Admiral." - Spock
"One damn minute, Captain."
"One damn minute, captain!"-Spock
"One day I'm going to warn the world about Ben Horne." -- Laura Palmer
"One day, lad, *all* this will be yours." "What? The curtains?"
"One dead unjugged rabbit fish later"
"One dies only once, and it's for such a long time." -- Moliere
"One does not risk everything to settle a score prematurely." - G'kar
"One does not thank logic, Amanda." Sarek
"One does not thank logic." - Sarek
"One down, two to go"-Freddy Krueger
"One dream, one goal, one prize, one soul!" -- Queen
"One end of the string is birth, the other is death." -- Sam
"One enemy at a time, is that it?" -- Gurney Halleck
"One event happened to them all." -- Ecclesiastes 2:14
"One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish..." -- Joel Robinson
"One for all and all for one." - The Three Stooges
"One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne..."
"One for the money, two for the money, three for the money."
"One for the road?" - Trapper. "While we've still got one." - Hawkeye
"One for the vaults!" -- Frank N. Furter
"One for you, and *seven* for me. One for you." Quark
"One for you, six for me. One for you, six for me." -- Quark
"One from the vaults." - Frank N. Furter
"One gallon of gas please." - Butt-Head
"One golf ball and I'm up all night." -- BJ
"One good thing about the apocalypse: always plenty of parking."
"One grows tired of everything. Except power. "--Doctor Who
"One hallucination flattened me with a club to the jaw." Kirk
"One has the right to be wrong in a democracy."
"One is a baby, the other's....The Brain...."
"One is a genius, the other insane!"
"One is a genius, the other's insane!" - Animaniacs
"One is my name. The other is not." - Data
"One life sign ten meters ahead. Let's go." Janeway
"One likes to believe in the freedom of music.": Rush
"One lump or two?" asked Mary sweetly.
"One man with a gun can control 100 without guns." - Lenin
"One man's civilisation is another man's jungle." --The Rutles
"One man's lover is another man's wife."
"One man's magic is another man's engineering." - Heinlein
"One man's magic is another man's engineering." - Lazarus Long
"One man's magic is another man's engineering." -- Heinlein
"One man's meat is another man's poi, son..."
"One man's priceless is another man's worthless." -- Quark
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Heinlein
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Lazarus Long
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." -- Heinlein
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." -L. Long
"One might have said so in the first place." Spock
"One more casualty. You know we're too easy..." - Tori Amos
"One more casualty..." -- Tori Amos
"One more chance to be caught unaware of this passion inside us..."
"One more chewing-out and my belly button will cave in." -- Henry
"One more direct hit on the back quarter and we're done for." - C-3PO
"One more drink and I'll be under the host." Dorothy Parker
"One more nostalgic part of childhood goes THBPPTH." - Calvin
"One more step and I'll stuff this wand down your throat." -- Kask
"One more stupid mistake and every nurse goes on report." -- Hoolihan
"One more thing." Odo as Columbo
"One more time, seeing your face in the moonlight..."
"One more word and I'll nail your tongue to your nose."-Hawk to Radar
"One more word, you see a jail cell!" Judge Bone
"One more yell like that and we'll have interchangeable parts." - Hawk
"One must expect a few thunderbolts if one would play with gods."
"One must put up barriers to keep oneself intact." Moving Pictures
"One must put up barriers to keep oneself intact." -- Limbaugh
"One must put up barriers to keep oneself intact." -RUSH
"One nation, under Congress, with Comfort and Security for all"
"One need not suffer so" - The Crow
"One night I came home very late. It was the next night." - S. Wright
"One night stand stuff?" -- Mike "It's all covered!" -- Tom Servo
"One night stand stuff?" -- Mike Nelson
"One notch above useless on the useless scale."
"One of his heads is now saner than an emu on acid."--Ford
"One of life's little ironies, Captain." Langor
"One of my jobs is to clear up misunderstandings." Fox
"One of my officers is being held on the Benian planet." Janeway
"One of my robotic laws is to annoy at all costs." -- Tom Servo
"One of the great ANTI-climaxes."--Tom Servo
"One of the things I miss the most is people my own age." -- Potter
"One of these days I might be convinced you're human." - Garibaldi
"One of these days I'm going to surprise you, Tuvok - but
"One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces" -Floyd
"One of us don't get hurt soon, someone's gonna get hurt!"-Dangerfield
"One of us is going to prison and it isn't going to be me!"
"One of us will not be coming back, yes?" -- Londo Molari
"One of you denies me, one of you betrays me..."
"One of you has got to wait." Scott
"One of you is all I can handle." Duncan to Amanda
"One only dies once .but gawd it lasts a long time!
"One person's lunatic is another's true Seeker." - Jeffrey Sinclair
"One person's theology is another's belly laugh." - Heinlein
"One planet is all you get."
"One point of entry 7.5 cm below the sternum." - Franklin
"One rabbit stew coming right up!" -- Bors
"One ring could rule them all..." -- Mike Nelson
"One ring to rule them all..."
"One ringy-dingy. Two ringy-dingies." - Earnestine..
"One should avoid generalities in general."
"One size fits all": Doesn't fit anyone
"One skeleton? No problem."..."Ow! Where'd it get a vorpal sword?!!"
"One slip and down the hole we fall" -Floyd
"One sound, one single sound, one kiss, one single kiss" -Floyd
"One step above the ridiculous makes the sublime again." -- Paine
"One step above the sublime makes the ridiculous." -- Paine
"One sword keeps another in the sheath." -Herbert
"One sword tries to get along with an incorrigible dragon." -- Mike
"One thing I'll say for him, Jesus is cool!"
"One thing I'll say for that movie: it was really bad." -- Servo
"One thing about living forever. Plenty of time to start over."
"One thing about the Fire Swamp: it certainly keeps you on your toes."
"One thing about the apocalypse... plenty of parking." -- Servo
"One thing leads to another?" Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask any addict. --George Carlin
"One thing nuclear scientists fear-" "Oops."
"One thing you learn the hard way is that there is no easy way."
"One thing's for sure, we're all going to be alot thinner!" - Han Solo
"One thing's for sure--we're all gonna be a lot thinner." - Han Solo
"One thousand herds of elephants are standing on my foot!" - Nien Nunb
"One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab. The movie cost me $95.
"One time a thing occured to me, what's real and what's for sale..."
"One way or another, we'll get the job done." - Richard Franklin
"One way or another, we're going to make a deal." -- Andy Cord
"One word about this to anyone and your pigtails will be orphans!" - Max
"One word for any atheists among you: Wrong!" -- God
"One world, one soul, time pass, the river roll" -Pink Floyd
"One year of love is better than a lifetime alone." -Quee
"One's closet full of anxieties is never complete w/o an MX Missile"
"One's never alone with a rubber duck" - Captain of Golgafrincham ark
"One's ultimate truth lies in one's molecular structure." Perceptor
"One, Two, Freddy's coming for you..." -Elm St. Children
"One, two, five!" "Three, sir." "Three!"
"One, two, five." -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"One. Two. Three. Four." - Sinclair
"One.. or Both." - Commander Will Riker
"One...two...five!" "Three, sir." "Yes, three!" <BOOM!!> - Monty Python
"Only Americans can hurt America." - Eisenhower
"Only Amiga makes it possible. If only Commodore were out of the way."
"Only Amiga makes it possible. If the mis-trustees would sell it."
"Only Amiga makes it possible." - Commodore-Amiga, Inc.
"Only God can make a random selection." -- Levy's Law
"Only Nixon could go to China" - old Vulcan proverb
"Only SISSIES are in color!" - BW-Dot
"Only Tom Servo can make Tom Servo look like a buffoon!"
"Only a FOOL dreams of using the replicator for a Transporter!!!" -Odo..
"Only a fool fights in a burning house"-Kang, 'Star Trek'
"Only a fool fights in a burning house." - Kang
"Only a fool fights in a burning house." - Kang the Klingon
"Only a fool tells the bald truth on social occasions." - Heinlein
"Only a master of evil, Darth!"
"Only a mediocre person is always at his best." - Maughan
"Only a theory I have..." Spock
"Only a vaRool would use such language in public" --Riker
"Only because Martain gravity of 40% Earth-normal." - Franklin
"Only book on magick worth a look is `Cat in the Hat'." -- Dante
"Only by studying the past can we win the present." -- Skydive
"Only fools RUSH in....but they get the best seats!"
"Only fools have no fear!" - Worf
"Only gods die gladly... demons must be slain." -- Younger, Caitiff
"Only hate and fear will see them through the future."
"Only if she goes too." - Yakko
"Only in your dreams, Commander." -- Troi
"Only love pads the film!" -- Joel Robinson
"Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny." -- Twain
"Only morons say they are too busy to read." -- Harlan Ellison
"Only one man has this sweaty a neck!" -- Tom Servo
"Only one person has pulled it off... Elvis." - Mulder on faking death
"Only polar bears and penguins live where it snows." -- Florida Proverb
"Only sick music makes money today." --Nietzsche, 1888
"Only silence answered, and for Eddie the time of waiting began."
"Only sissies are in color!" -- Black and White Dot
"Only skin a sheep once." -- Armidillo Slim, poker champion.
"Only small minds are impressed by large numbers." -- Arthur C. Clark
"Only temporarily, Captain." Thelev
"Only the bravest lions go there" --Scar
"Only the bravest of lions goes there" -Scar, The Lion King.
"Only the bravest of lions goes there..." -- Scar
"Only the dead have no need of self defense." - Charles Curley
"Only the free have the dispostion to be truthful." -- Auden
"Only the good die young" -Elton John
"Only the insane take themselves seriously." - Beerbohm
"Only the interiors were shot in Hawaii..." -- Tom Servo
"Only the just possess the willpower to be free." -- Auden
"Only the leap from the lions head, may he prove his worth"
"Only the light can save her (GAG!)" Scully
"Only the little people pay taxes." Leona Helmsley
"Only the marginal members of society will get HIV." -- Limbaugh
"Only the power pack gave them reality." Kirk
"Only the truthful have the interest to be just." -- Auden
"Only three things mattered: mortality, ka, and the Tower." - DT II
"Only together can we turn him to the dark side of the Force."
"Only try to do a better job." Picard "Ha, ha, ha." Q
"Only upper 10% will pay additional taxes" -- Bill Clinton [1992]
"Only you can save a forest, chop down a tree" - Rush Limbaugh.
"Only you can save us!" Mirmanee to Kirok
"Onnngh Yannngh" (Barrington Hall Memorial Tagline)
"Onward thru the fog!" -- Oat Willie
"Oochie whoochie coochie coo!" - McCoy
"Oochie-woochie-coochie-coo!" McCoy
"Ooga-chucka! Ooga-chucka!" Warner sibs
"Ooh VERY good, Worf. Eat any good books lately?" Q
"Ooh! Mucus! The Scourge of Mankind!" The Tick
"Ooh! Our new best friend!" Yakko Warner
"Ooh! Right in one of his many soft spots!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ooh! Right in the fuselage!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ooh! Right in the sinister urge!" -- Tom Servo
"Ooh! Somebody *stop* me!" The Mask
"Ooh! Sorry!" - The Tick
"Ooh! I just got a chill down my spine!" - Mulder
"Ooh! Our new best friend!" -- Yakko Warner
"Ooh! Right in one of his many soft spots!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ooh! Right in the fuselage!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ooh! Right in the sinister urge!" -- Tom Servo
"Ooh! Somebody >stop< me!" - The Mask
"Ooh, Cher at the fun house." -- Crow T. Robot
"Ooh, I love how you dress when you step out." - Throttle
"Ooh, I love this stuff." - Vinnie
"Ooh, another senseless drive-by filming!"
"Ooh, artsy-fartsy!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ooh, can you get any more disgusting?!" - The Tick
"Ooh, ice cream headache!" -- Tom Servo
"Ooh, it smells like Coleman Francis in here." -- Mike Nelson
"Ooh, look! It's our new best friend!" Yakko Warner
"Ooh, she needs to spackle her neck pits!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ooh, she's protruding!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ooh, suddenly I've lost my sinister urge!"
"Ooh, that'll induce labor..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Ooh, they've got protestant revivial furniture!" -- Crow
"Ooh... Floor Pie!" - Homer Simpson
"Ooh...the little cream-filled kind!" - Timon
"OohFloor Pie!" - Homer Simpson
"OohI quiver with fear..." -- Scar
"Oohhh. Jedi Master. Yoda. You seek Yoda."
"Ook. I'm not hungry." - Q
"Ooo, Charlie! That was *nifty*. MacLeod teach you that?" -- Cord
"Oooh I need a dirty woman..." Pink Floyd
"Oooh! I ain't watchin' that! That's uglifing!" -Animaniacs
"Oooh, I'm going to give you such a PINCH!"
"Oooh, RIGHT in the sinister urge..."--Tom Servo
"Oooh, smells like grandma's purse!" -- TV's Frank
"Oooh, that's gotta hurt!" - Ash
"Oook" ....."Eeek" - Librarian - Disc World
"Ooomph! I think I'm in love." Garibaldi.
"Oooo, I never! Well, I might've. I probably did. Sorry, everyone."
"OoooOOOOoooobuggeroffoooOOOooo"
"Ooooh! It's our new best friend!" - Yakko
"Ooooh, EchoMan!" -- Faithful Sidekick Anna Steven
"Ooooh, I need a dirty woman" -Floyd
"Ooooh, I'm NEVER gonna live this one down."
"Ooooh, it stinks in here." - Maurecia
"Ooooh, who would want to kiss Jason?!" - Allison
"Ooooh, you guys are ugly with a capital "UG"!!" - The Tick
"Ooooh... They have the Internet on computers now" - Homer Simpson
"Ooooh..look what I made! Art!" -Baby on spilled breakfast, Dinosaurs
"Ooooo .. that'll be the centerfold girls." - Earl, Dinosaurs
"Ooooo... That makes my flesh crawl."- Ren Hoek
"Oooooh there's a fire in her eyes for you."
"Oooooh! I've left the cheese on the Voyager, Gromit!" - Wallace
"Oooooh, that smell! Can'tcha smell that smell..." - L.S.
"Ooooohhh, off in a private little corner to discuss taglines."
"Ooooohhhh! I hates rabbits." -- Yosemite Sam
"Ooooooooh I need a dirty woman. Ooooooooh I need a dirty girl." -PF
"Oooooops, safty first."- Freddy Krueger
"Ooops! He he." - The Mask
"Ooops," said God, "I meant a BUD light..."
"Oop! Oop! Heh heh heh heh heh heh..." -- The Joker
"Oops! I lost a button hole"
"Oops! There goes another skydiver! Ker plop!" -- Tom Servo
"Oops! There goes my hat!" said Tom off the top of his head.
"Oops!" said William Tell aimlessly
"Oops" : A technical term widely used by sysops
"Oops" : A technical term widely used by sysops and moderators
"Oops" : A technical term widely used by sysops.
"Oops, I've ripped my pants!" was Tom's unseemly comment.
"Oops, gotta go feed the dragon."
"Oops. I broke him." - Crow T. Robot (re: Tom Servo)
"Oops." -- Richard Nixon
"Oops." Ivanova "Yeah, 'oops.'" Garibaldi
"Open Kimono" - By Seymore Hair
"Open WINDOWS; let BUGS in."
"Open a channel to the other ship." Janeway
"Open communique' and listen in," - Sisko
"Open dark!" - Darwin the dolphin on "seaQuest DSV"
"Open rebuke is better than secret love." -- Proverbs 27:5
"Open the %#%$# pod bay doors, HAL!"
"Open the Floppy Drive Door Hal" "Not until you get rid of Windows Dave"
"Open the `A' drive door, Hal." "Lose the Windows disk, Dave!"
"Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!"
"Open the disk drive door, Hal."\n "Not until you get rid of that ---
"Open the pod bay door, Lar." "I can't do that..."
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL!"
"Open up your mind, let your fantasies unwind..." - The Phantom
"Open up. Drop the walls." - Bester
"Open way long... Open way." Jake
"Open wide!"-Freddy Krueger
"Open your heart! Will you open your heart?!" Khan
"Open your heart, I'm coming home" -Pink Floyd
"Open your legs, honey," Tom said mellifluously.
"Open your mouth." - Crusher to Worf
"Open your mouth." -- Crusher
"Open yourself up to Extreme Possibility only when it's the Truth."-FM
"Opening Soon" A new musical staring Jim Carey-- " Dumb and Drummer"
"Operating with one hand tied behind your back again?" - Hawk to Frank
"Operation Desert Ice Storm!" -- Tom Servo
"Operation Double-0 Girlscout!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Operation Sudden Death." - Richard Franklin
"Operation Weasel-Snitch!" -- Joel Robinson
"Operator Headspace" .... The FINAL Frontier!
"Operator, gimme ham on 5, hold the mayo"
"Opie and his therapist go fishing..." -- Tom Servo
"Opinion, Mr. Worf?" "I think we should kill them, sir."
"Opinions" are like "Belly Buttons", Everybody has One.
"Opinions?" Kirk "I think we're in a lot of trouble." Chekov
"Opportunity plus instinct equals profit." - Larry Niven
"Opposites attract. Example: LONG hair and SHORT skirt"
"Oprah" spelled backwards is "Harpo"
"Ops to Rio Grande... You are in business." Major Kira
"Or Crelm toothpaste, with te miracle ingredient 'freudulin'."
"Or I may have to eat you." -- The Cat
"Or I will be killed." Kirk "That's right. You will be killed." Kor
"Or a disease." - Dot
"Or a smelly teenage drop-out who lets killers go free." - TV Survey
"Or anus. Any questions?" -- Mike Nelson
"Or bends with the remover to remove." -- Shakespeare
"Or by misleading the innocent." -- McCoy
"Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip?" - Chase Meridian
"Or do you feel like nineteen fifty-nine."
"Or do you paint yourself blue and bay at the moon?" -- St. Cloud
"Or is it your policy to kill Klingons on sight?" Kras
"Or maybe God designed the Bible to cull out nitpickers." - J. Prewett
"Or maybe not." - Franklin
"Or maybe you were lying to me." Odo
"Or pointed sticks." "SHADDUP!"
"Or those weird talk shows, About transexual Nazi Eskimos." -Weird Al
"Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear!" -- Crow
"Or what?" "I don't know, I better stop it."
"Or would you rather be a fish?"
"Or you can shoot them just there, just above the beak."
"Or you can use the chair as an occasional piece." -- Carlin
"Or you could put a bag over your head and do it for Babylon 5."
"Or you could slowly poison him over the next few years." - Earl
"Or you'll find that you're joining in the turning away" -Floyd
"Or, Captain, Edith Keeler will die this year." Spock
"Or, we can STOP right now and find out what this is all ABOUT!" - Aahz
"Oral Delights" by Connie Lingus
"Oral self-stimulation is fun!" said Tom, swallowing his pride.
"Oral self-stimulation is possible," admitted Tom, swallowing his pride.
"Order acknowledged, self X-Team leader, compliance forthcoming!"
"Organ transplants are best left to the professionals." - Bart Simpson.
"Orgasms are overrated," said Tom anticlimactically.
"Orgy of Destruction..." -- Tom Servo
"Originality is mostly hiding your sources." -- Mark Rein*Hagen
"Originality never was your strong suit. Armed assault was." -- Boyce
"Orlando's by Virginia," said Tom wolfishly.
"Orphaned TAG-LINES" on the next Geraldo.
"Orthodontic Jake gave him a gelignite mouth wash." -- Joel
"Orville's Gourmet Taglines: Best and Freshest Every Day!"
"Oscar Wilde only wishes he was this gay!"
"Oscar is back...and he's Wilde as ever!"
"Oshiffer dat ashterid jumped out of nowhere !"
"Other kings said I was *daft* to build a castle in a swamp!"
"Other support strong courage." Dax
"Other than my blood, what can I do for you?" - Max Schreck
"Other than that, Jackie, how was the parade?" - Bill Clinton
"Other things just make you swear and curse..." - Monty Python
"Otherwise, we seem to be in one piece." Kim
"Otherwise, we're all on CNN!" -- Kalas
"Ottumwa did its bit, Radar. They sent you." -- Hawkeye
"Ouch! When I get stung, I want revenge," said Tom begrudgingly.
"Ouch! Nasty! That could have been ME!"
"Ouch! Watch where you point that thing!" La Forge
"Ouch!" - By A. B. Stung
"Ouch!" - Larry
"Ouch!" -- Gerald Ford
"Ouch. My brain exploded." - Dilbert, after meeting with The Boss
"Ouch." - Nicole Simpson
"Ouchie! Ouchie!" -- TV's Frank
"Ouchie..." -- Larry Kubiak
"Oud of der fryin' pan, indo der fire." The Swedish Chef
"Oui, mon Capitan." -- Q
"Oui, oui, Josephine, I'm as sane as you." -- Hawkeye to Klinger
"Our Father, who art in heav^$%& NO CARRIER
"Our Lady of Do-You-Have-A-Bathroom-Around-Here?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Our Mr. Data is... second hand merchandise..." -- Riker
"Our Pentium-driven sensors indicate 3.000005243 Romulans decloaking."
"Our achievements leave class enemies breathless." -- Leonid Brezhnev
"Our bed we live, our bed we sleep makin' love and I become you..."
"Our bodies aren't coming?" -- Carym
"Our brochure says 'safe beach'. You must have gone into the water."
"Our business in this world is to fail in good spirits."
"Our business is largely word of foot." -- BJ to Lt. Chivers
"Our casualties are high, very high." Anan 7
"Our chief weapon is surprise blah blah blah blah."
"Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear..."
"Our comedies are not to be laughed at." Samuel Goldwyn
"Our compliments to the M5 unit, and our regards to Captain Dunsel."
"Our currency is flesh and bone" -Floyd
"Our design has less than half that variance." - Gilora
"Our destiny is elsewhere." -- Picard
"Our economy isn't growing fast enough!" - Our "economists".
"Our engagement is off." -- Trapper to Margaret
"Our father, who art in 7-Eleven, Harold be thy name."
"Our first and last love is -- self-love." Bovee
"Our first break! Lead on, Glamor Guys!" - The TIck
"Our fugative couldn't have found a better place to hide." Odo
"Our games of make believe are at an end!" - Phantom
"Our goal is to not allow anybody to buy a handgun." - M. Beard, CPGV
"Our great computers fill the hallowed halls.": Rush
"Our hero scrambles into his waiting spacecraft" - Spaceman Spiff
"Our humanity is only what will get us out again." - Sheridan
"Our interest is strictly academic. ;->" - Don Horton.
"Our invention exchange today is...you!"
"Our job here is done. Hi Yo Volehunters, away!" - Dex
"Our kind don't have a history of hospitality toward each other."
"Our kind don't worry to much about our `constitutions'." -- Mako
"Our lady of blessed acceleration don't fail me now." - Elwood Blues
"Our language consists of only one word." "What?" "Exactly." - alien
"Our laws and customs are not binding on dee." T'Pau to Kirk
"Our library is far too complicated for a man to handle."
"Our local clergyman has a toothache", said Tom vicariously.
"Our logic is to be illogical." Kirk
"Our marriage must be disolved," she said acidly.
"Our marriage was built on mutual trust and a lot of acting ability."
"Our minds are merging, Doctor. Our minds are one." Spock-2
"Our mission is to go forward. And it's just begun." JLP
"Our most dangerous enemy is ourselves." -- Fangs of Garm
"Our mutual enemy now is Bodolza! Beat him and restore culture!"
"Our nation says *no* to Renaissance Festivals!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Our new Special Friend... Edward Lee!" - Yakko
"Our new friend!" Yakko Warner
"Our next cartoon features Slappy the Squirrel!"
"Our next cartoon features Slappy the Squirrel!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Our numbers were small, but our stupidity was great!"
"Our own ignorance could kill us." -- Riker
"Our own slave ship? You shouldn't have!" -- Tom Servo
"Our passion play has now at last begun." - Phantom
"Our people are warriors, often savage." Romulan Commander
"Our pitching could be better than I think it will be." -Sparky Anderson
"Our polls are rising! huh uh huh huh" -Butt-Head
"Our probe. It was just scanned." Kim
"Our purpose is to improvise, the effort counts!" - Riker
"Our religion is made so as to wipe out vices." -- Montaigne
"Our research is over. It's pavement." -- Joel Robinson
"Our sales would plummet!" "@#$% your sales!"
"Our schools making us sell candy." "Yeah, we're losers."
"Our sensors show that you're out of oxygen." - Yakko
"Our sensory pathways have become accustomed to your input" - Riker
"Our ships probably give them a good idea of our technology." - Sheridan
"Our similarities are different." -- Dale Berra (Yogi's son)
"Our survey of this protostar is complete." Data
"Our teaching staff's been getting laughs since 1933." -- Tiny Toons
"Our thoughts strayed constantly and without boundary" -Pink Floyd
"Our two sides must unite, or be destroyed." - Delenn
"Our very own garage." - Dot
"Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating it."-- Alex Schure
"Our warlike period ended dozens of civiilizations ago." Isak
"Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon...." -Pink Floyd
"Our world is not an ant farm!" -- Duncan MacLeod
"Our world was turned asunder into hollow hemispheres..." -RUSH
"Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants." -Bradley
"Ours is not a show to be seen." -- Michelle de Bourgone
"Out For Blood" -- Lita Ford
"Out for a spin, Lovebirds"-Freddy Krueger
"Out here we ARE StarFleet!"
"Out here, due process is a bullet, Pilgrim." - John Wayne
"Out here, due process is a bullet."
"Out here, mistakes are what make you dead." - Pal Kenzy
"Out here, we is stone...immaculate." -Jim Morrison
"Out here, we're the only policeman around." Kirk
"Out of 169 people, I rank 169." - Lister
"Out of control and blind as a bat!" - Kirk, STIV:TVH
"Out of control and blind as a bat!" -- Kirk
"Out of order??? Oh No!!!" -- Wakko
"Out of the ashes of this tragedy we shall rise..." -- Scar
"Out of the front door I go, traffic's moving rather slow" -Floyd
"Out of the way, it's a busy day, I've got things on my mind"
"Out of their differences comes symmetry." Delenn
"Out there...*thataway*!" - Kirk, ST:TMP
"Out there...*thataway*" ST: The Motion Picture
"Out there...thataway!" - Kirk, ST:TMP
"Out to Lunch" If not back by 5, then "Out to dinner"
"Out, Out, Damned Spock!"-Lady MacBeth on Vulcan
"Out, out, damned Spot!" -Data
"Out, out, damned spot!" said Lady Macbeth distainfully.
"Out, out, damned spot!" said Lady Macbeth, doggedly.
"Outdoor Cookery" - By Barbie Cue
"Outer space in a propeller plane? I think not." -- Crow
"Outing" robs the gay person of the liberating CHOICE to come out.
"Outing" sometimes used against closeted gays who oppose gay rights.
"Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in."
"Outside of the killings in Washington DC, we have one of the lowest crime rates
"Outside of you three, no one is to be told of this." - Richard Franklin
"Outside, all the lights of the world were going out." - The Stand
"Outstanding!" -- Andy Cord
"Outta my way, Twinky" - Moe the bully
"Over 60,000 times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke.."
"Over here! The door's over here!" Picard
"Over here!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Over here!" -- Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
"Over here!" Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Over here, Barbara Ann Bunny!" - Buster
"Over my dead body!" - SUPERMAN
"Over the centuries we've sent many expeditions into Vorlon space...
"Over the hill? What hill? I don't remember any hill!"
"Over the next 2 days, you might lose a lot of sleep" - Riker
"Over, sideways, and under on a magic carpet ride. A whole new world!"
"Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air" -Floyd
"Overwhelmed by everything, but wanting more so much.": Rush
"Ow are you, Bruce?" "Goodnight Bruce!" "Bruce."
"Ow d'you know 'e's a King?" "'e 'asn't got shit all over 'im."
"Ow do ya know she's a witch?" "She turned me in a newt!"
"Ow! Watch that! My crack!" -- Joel Robinson
"Ow! Where's a camcorder when you need one?" The Mask
"Ow! Watch that! My crack!" -- Joel Robinson
"Ow!" - Q
"Ow!" said Zaphod. "My brains!"
"Ow" is not an acceptable ki in this dojo.
"Ow, something bit me -- Forrest Gump"
"Ow. I believe I have overexerted myself." -- Data
"Ow."--Jadzia Dax
"Ow?"--Q "Ow."--Data, Geordi "OW!!!"--Q
"Oww.. I believe I have overexerted myself" - Data
"Owww! Owww! Stop it, my cheeks are starting to hurt!" - Quickling
"Oxygen's for losers!" - Confidence
"Oxygen's for losers!" * Lister's confidence
"Oxymoron" -- a stupid zit.
"Oxymoron" = a sharp dullness or a foolish wise
"Oxymoron": A really, really, dumb baby ox!
"Oxymoron": only choice
"Oy Vey! Terrible craftsmanship on this cross..." Jesus
"Oy vey, I'm the Rabbi." -- Sam Beckett
"Oy, vey..."-Sam Beckett as a Rabbi.
"P O P P I E S ! ! ! POPPIES! Poppies..."
"P" "O" "T" "A" "T" "O" ! Got that Mr. Quayle?
"P*****Y Sucks!" (censored by your friendly Prodigy service)
"P.S. Hope you like the pinking shears." -- TV's Frank
"PAIN!" - Lyta
"PARDON ME, I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY!" -- Carlin
"PBS is pretty cool." - Butt-Head
"PC Board Repairman" - by Solder Medic
"PCBoard 14.5a - The Best Till 15.0 !"
"PCs arn't stupid, they're just intellectually denied."
"PENGUIN LUST! ...Nothing but urges from Hell!!" - Fundamentally Oral
"PETER PAN" What Lorena and her pruner sleep with now!!
"PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS"...itty-bitty tagline space
"PHYSIOLOGY" - study of corbonated beverages
"PINING FOR THE FJORDS? What kind of rubbish is THAT?"
"PLEASE don't call me Thunderball."--Riker
"PLUG IT IN! PLUG IT IN!" "What?" "THE TV! THE TV!" - Simpsons
"PMS - Pooped Mommy Syndrome"
"POTATO SACK RACE!!!" - The Bradys, _Brady Bunch Movie_
"POTTY EMERGENCY here!"--Wakko
"PROMOTE the general welfare..", not PAY for it!!!
"PSY COP:""That's a lie." SINCLAIR:""Yes it isso what's your point?"
"PULL TRIGGER. REPEAT IF NECESSARY" - BFG 9000 INSTRUCTION MANUAL
"PULL". MEoooooooowwwwww.... "Rats, wide left"
"Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun." -- Auden
"Packed with cops, this movie really satisfies!" -- Tom Servo
"Pah, catfish! Can't hit what you can't see!" -- Sea Change
"Paid off"? What does that mean?
"Paid your commission up front, I see." Dr. Niles Crane
"Pain And Sorrow" - By Anne Guish
"Pain In My Body" - By Otis Leghurts
"Pain and Sorrow" - by Anne Guish
"Pain is SUCH a rush!"- Bachelor Party
"Pain is a thing of the mind. The mind can be controlled." Spock
"Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional." -- Kathleen Casey Theisen
"Pain is nature's way of telling you not to do something" - Superman
"Paint it blue again," Tom said reassuringly.
"Pal, help me find the secret button." -- Crow T. Robot
"Pal, something is seriously wrong with you." - Funboy
"Paladine, Father of Good, teach your servant not to fear."
"Paladins is *sooooo* stupid!" - Many Games, Many Times.
"Palindrome" spelled backwards is "emordnilap"
"Pals?" - Q "Civil." - Picard
"Panic crept up on him with its cloak open and gathered him in."
"Panicky violence does not a Probationer make."
"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it"
"Paper can KILL if it's thrown hard enough, sometimes." -- James "Kibo" Parry
"Paper will put up with anything written on it"
"Paradise sucked the big one." - Mary Draganis
"Paragraph. Paragraph. Paragraph. Paragraph. Paragraph." -David Moser
"Paralell Universe Parking..." -- Tom Servo
"Parallel. A parallel universe." Kirk
"Paramount bastards! Ye killed my Capt'n!" - Scott
"Paranoia is knowing all the facts." William S. Burroughs
"Paranoia must run in your species, Odo" -- Quark
"Paranoid" -- Black Sabbath
"Paranoid? Why should *I* be paranoid?" - D. Wolf
"Pardon me for breathing, which I don't do anyways..."
"Pardon me while I just squeeze in here." - Odo
"Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?"
"Pardon me, but did you say `Blessed are the cheesemakers'?"
"Pardon me, but would you happen to have any BLUE Poupon?"
"Pardon me, but would you have any Gagh Poupon?"
"Pardon me, sir, you're bad entertainment." - Shakespeare
"Pardon me. Attempts to define 'God' cause one to break out in hives."
"Pardon me. Did you drop your wrestler?" -- Mike Nelson
"Pardon my hipness." -- Tom Servo
"Pardon my rubber" - Fox Mulder
"Pardon my rubber." -- Mulder
"Pardon my spandex." -- Mike Nelson
"Parents are sure inscrutable, huh?" - Calvin
"Parents are the last people on earth who should have children."
"Paris, Humanoid life signs over here." Kim
"Paris, did you program him?" -Torres
"Paris, did you program this guy?" Torres
"Paris, my crew is coming over." Chakotay
"Parser? Parsnip? - What's the difference?" W. Erickson
"Part 2's: The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes To The Bathroom."
"Part 2: Sheep."
"Part 2: The Llama."
"Part 7: Teeth."
"Particle Man....doing the things a particle can..."
"Parturition: Lots of action, what with Janeway's new do."--Micheal
"Party on @FN@!" -- Garth Algar
"Party on Garth!" "Go away Wayne!"
"Pascal is Pascal is Pascal is dog meat." - M. Devine and P. Larson Computer Science 340
"Pascal is Pascal is Pascal is dog meat." -- M. Devine and P. Larson
"Pascal is not a high-level language." -- Steven Feiner
"Pass me an issue of Captain Napalm, will you?" - - Hobbes
"Pass me an issue of Captain Napalm, will you?" - Calvin
"Pass me an issue of Captain Napalm, will you?" -- Hobbes
"Pass me the latex gloves." "Naah. You'll need a hacksaw."
"Pass me the rap rod plate captain" - Hitchikers.
"Pass the beer nuts, you back-ass cracker..." -- Tom Servo
"Pass the cards," said Tom ideally. -Edward J O'Brien
"Pass the cards," said Troi ideally.
"Passing bells and sculpted angels, cold and monumental." - Christine
"Past all thought of 'if' or 'when'...no use resisting!" - Phantom
"Past all thought of right or wrong..one final question!" - Phantom
"Past the point of no return, no going back now..." - Phantom
"Past the point of no return, the final threshold..." - Phantom
"Past the point of no return...no backward glances!" - Phantom
"Pasta" - By Liz Onya
"Pat Buchanan is even more evil than Bruce Willis!" -- TV's Frank
"Pat Buchanan with a gun!" "Normal."
"Pat, I'd like to buy Vanna a plantation and be her slave."
"Patented 50s scream..." -- Tom Servo
"Patently the Thread organisms will also exhibit anomalies." Avias
"Pathetic to hear the president lie like this."
"Patience has its place, even for werewolves." -- Jalisha
"Patience!!" God isn't finished working on me Yet!!
"Patience, Iago!" - Jafar
"Patriot Missles go down air shafts..." -Clinton
"Patriotism...is the egg from which wars are hatched." -de Maupassant
"Paul Anka's beefy security nuns step in!"
"Paul Newman is Sheri Belafonte-Harper!" -- Tom Servo
"Paul has remained Saul after all; the persecutor of God." - Nietzsche
"Paul is a liar, he said so. (Romans 3:7)" - Simon Ewins
"Pavlov would love this kid." - Slappy
"Pay Toilets" - By Johnny Cash
"Pay cash or do without."
"Pay her in cash instead of sex..." -- Mike Nelson
"Pay to the order of John Foster...$1 and NINE CENTS!" - S. Martin
"Pay to the order of Mark Livingston...$1 and NINE CENTS!" - S. Martin
"Payne Stewart, Holy Man." -- Mike Nelson
"Peace -- through superior firepower."
"Peace be on you always and on all the People." - Tinkers
"Peace is an extension of war by political means." - Heinlein
"Peace is difficult to be achieved solely by governments."-Dalai Lama
"Peace is nothing but a pause between the wars." -- Simon Killian
"Peace of Mind and sanctuary by Loud Water's flow" Rivendell
"Peace of cake, ramscoop, arvanodes..." Tosk
"Peace of mind. . . It's an inside job."
"Peace through superior firepower!"
"Peace. War. Life. Death. Such is the circle of the ages."
"Peace. Peace. I'd like a piece a that. Ay, know what I mean.."
"Peanut butter don't agree with him, see."
"Pearl Harbor changed everything." -- Senator Kreutzer
"Pearly, squire. Famous place! Say no more!"
"Peckinpah's Wild Parking Attendants." -- Crow T. Robot
"Peculiar stuff to find in Paradise." Kirk
"Pedorasto, the game for all the family."
"Pee Wee says he can handle it himself sir."
"Peek into one shower and you're labeled for life." -- Trapper
"Peek-A-Boo" - By I. C. Hugh
"Peepin' Tom" - A perverted cat on stilts.
"Peeping Tom" - By Sawyer Scanties
"Peeping Tom" - A perverted cat on stilts.
"Pelvis Lady moves into position!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Penfold?" "Yes, DM?" "Shush!" "Oh Crumbs!"-DangerMouse
"Penfold?" * "Yes, DM?" * "Shush!" * "Oh, Crumbs!"
"Penguin Evolution is a fib." - Bloom County
"Penis put in vacuum cleaner get sucked off"
"Penny Proud, you are grounded!" (Oscar, The Proud Family, DISNEY-2000's)
"Penny for your thoughts." -- Q
"Penny for your thoughts." -- Q
"Pentagon Press Release" - By Colonel O'Truth and Lotta Lies
"Penthouse Forum: The Motion Picture." -- Crow T. Robot
"Pentium Happens."
"Pentium is like a box of chocolates." - - Forrest Intel
"Pentium is like a box of chocolates." -- Intel Gump
"Pentium rule #1: If at first you don't succeed, round it off."
"Pentiums sure are fast...and the anwser is...256"(wink,right terry)
"Pentocostal who pass out get laid in church"
"People I Can Do Without: Guys in their 50s named 'Skip.'" - G. Carlin
"People always make war when they say they love peace." - Lawrence
"People always thinking I'm his kid brother..." Diolus
"People are always playing with my things." -- Brett "Bwettles" Hayne
"People are always telling me we look like sisters"-Greta's Mum
"People are gonna hate you for quite a while..." -- Tom Servo
"People are idiots." - Frank Zappa
"People are just going crazy over this vampire thing." - Stonetree
"People are like a box of chocolates, YUM!"
"People are strange, when you're a stranger..." -Jim Morrison
"People can be very frightened of change." - Kirk
"People can't hurt the Earth!" : Rush Limbaugh
"People either love you, or hate you." O'Brien to Bashir
"People fear *most* what they understand *least*"
"People have surgery all the time." Eline
"People in pain, I do not dig it.. change of brain for Mr. Bigot."-RHCP
"People just don't know a great idea when they hear one" - Calvin
"People just wander from scene to scene in this movie..." -- Nelson
"People never look as good as they do in your imagination." - Sophia
"People on 'luuds should not drive!" -- Jeff Spicoli
"People should just shut up about the First Amendment" - Jackalwere
"People smoked openly on the Tonight Show!" -- Joel Robinson
"People talk about LD calls like they gotta walk all the way."-Klinger
"People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense." -- Ken Kesey
"People voting Democratic ... Give them a boot to the hea
"People voting Republican... Give them a boot to the head!"
"People were hurt." Crusher "I know; I hurt them." Finn
"People were whiter back then." -- Joel Robinson
"People who are very beautiful make their own laws." Vivian Leigh
"People who don't like dragons- who knows WHAT they'll do?" -M.Addams
"People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals." - Heinlein
"People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals." - Lazarus Long
"People who hate the light usually hate the truth." Burt Lancaster
"People who have no vices have very few virtues." -- A. Lincoln
"People who want to stay alive, play it safe." (Countessa Theresa)
"Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave." Original Chinese
"Perchance to pay the price of their imperfect faith." - The Stand
"Perchance, might Madonna be a Basselope?" "Not this month."-Milo
"Percussive maintenance" : The fine art of whacking a device to get it working
"Percy, have you ever wondered what your insides looked like?"
"Percy, just go forth into the street."
"Perfect Cooking" - By Chris P. Bacon
"Perfect" isn't "Nothing left to add". It's "Nothing left to take away" !
"Performing is therapy to me. I get out my feelings on stage" (NIN)
"Perfumery, something else and leather goods, going up..."
"Perhaps *you* shouldn't turn your back on *me*..." -- Scar
"Perhaps God has some wisdom after all" - Sergeant Hook
"Perhaps God has some wisdom after all..." -- The Crow
"Perhaps God has some wisdom afterAll" -- Sergeant Hook
"Perhaps I am a fool to believe it." Flavius Maximus
"Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them." - Vader
"Perhaps I can help YOU, Lord Schweitzer."--Freya "Hmmm?"--HoloDoc
"Perhaps I didn't make myself clear? I said: 'supper is ready'!
"Perhaps I didn't realize how high that price would be." -- Romulan
"Perhaps I was mistaken. The horror is in a later scene!"
"Perhaps I'll try staples." -- Face
"Perhaps a more... Klingon approach is in order." Picard
"Perhaps a sedative?" - Slappy
"Perhaps booze would alleviate this situation." -- Tom Servo
"Perhaps he shall save us both."- Warlock
"Perhaps he was dictating." -- Galahad
"Perhaps he's a former Palestinian commie?" explored Tom.
"Perhaps hunger will compel you to try it again." Data
"Perhaps it is a good day to live" - Kang
"Perhaps it is time to ignite the midnight petroleum" -- Data
"Perhaps it is too adult a puzzle for you?" - Q
"Perhaps it should be I who dominates from now on." -- Data
"Perhaps later." - NT
"Perhaps some Binacca?"-Ace Ventura
"Perhaps some sort of nurishment." Data
"Perhaps somebody witnessed Alexander's abduction." Worf
"Perhaps that is something best decided by diplomats." Spock
"Perhaps that will be enough." - Data
"Perhaps the unfortunate accident I had as a child?" Spock
"Perhaps there is something wrong with YOU!" - Data
"Perhaps they're still in the hospital." Troi
"Perhaps this won't be as simple as I thought." - Shai-ster
"Perhaps thou will better understand.. THIS!" - Q
"Perhaps to be a Teer is to see in new ways." Maab
"Perhaps we could use the visor as a weapon." Data
"Perhaps we should begin." Tol Renn
"Perhaps you ache for what you never had." -- Morgana
"Perhaps you and the jerko here could come with us." -- Lwaxanna
"Perhaps you could present it to the captain." Doctor
"Perhaps you don't know yourself as well as you think." Delenn
"Perhaps you knwo his name. Merik." Kirk
"Perhaps you lust for what you cannot have." -- Merlin
"Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly." - Vader
"Perhaps you would be happier in another job?" -- Data
"Perhaps you would care for a bath." "A what?"
"Perhaps you would care for a bath." Tuvok
"Perhaps you would like to take a bath." -Tuvok
"Perhaps you'll share the joke with me?" Q to Riker
"Perhaps you'll share the joke with me?" - Q
"Perhaps you're teasing us. Are you teasing us?" -- Nailnose
"Perhaps, it is a good day to live." - Kang
"Perkier than a porcupine on a picket fence." - Uncle Weezle
"Perkins got his leg bitten sort of..off."
"Permission for lip to wobble, Sir?"
"Permission to cover up my nakedidity?" -- Radar to Potter
"Permission to leave?" Chakotay "Dismissed." Janeway
"Permission to smash the lieutenant's head in, sir." -- Worf
"Permission to speak freely?" Chakotay to Janeway
"Pernell! Your hair piece is stuck in the door!" -- Tom Servo
"Perot for president.. Of the Ferengi!"
"Persecution is a bad and indirect way to plant religion."
"Persona non grata on Betazed." Q
"Personal computers are increasingly called upon to perform labor saving tasks, including consuming homework previously eaten by the dog.
"Personal hygene is the key to success"- W. Nels
"Personal hygiene is the key to success." - L. Lovelace
"Personal logs are out of the question." Sisko
"Personality is irrelevant." -- Algore of Borg
"Personally, I'm rooting for the eye creatures." - - Calvin
"Personhole is not an acceptable de-sexed word." Shirley Dean
"Pfff! - Bloody needle in a haystack!" - O'Brien
"Pffffft!"--Just about every EchoDenizen
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wzah'magl fhtagn."
"Phaser banks?" Kirk "Exhausted." Scott
"Phaser, where'd I put that damned phaser?" -- Kira
"Phasers are locked on target." - O'Brien
"Phasers at the ready." Janeway
"Phasers on stun O'Brien, I want that vole taken alive!"
"Phasers, stand by to fire on my order." Kirk
"Phasers? Ya got 'em. I recharged one bank." Scott
"Phenomenal Cosmic Powers! (itty-bitty living space...)"
"Phew! This smells like the boss' clothes hamper." - Greasepit
"Phew! What is that smell?"- Flies
"Philip...how did you know when you met your wife?"--Burch
"Phillips, give me a screwdriver..." -- Tom Servo
"Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box." - Edie Brickell
"Phoenix sinks into decay, haughty dragon yearns to slay." - S. Brust
"Phones tapped anyway." - B. Dylan
"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were cat
"Phphphttt! Hssss! Reee-ooow! Damn ropes!" -- Laughing Lynx
"Phreeow!" admitted Zaphod, much impressed.
"Phu Yuk?" - 007 (Roger Moore - The Man With The Golden Gun)
"Physical ed? Who's he?" Spencer Tracy
"Physical laws simply cannot be ignored. - Spock"
"Physically strong" are more than just words in the Scout oath.
"Physics is experience, arranged in economical order."
"Pi r squared"? Nooo! Pi r round, cornbread r square!
"Picard is human.... he will be back!"
"Picard never hit me!" - Q "I'm not Picard" - Sisko
"Picard never hit me!"... "I'm not Picard."
"Picard thinks I can't cut it on his starship." - Q
"Picard to Enterprise" "The number you have reached is
"Picard to Farragut: two to beam up."
"Picard to Mr Dobalina, Mr Bob Dobalina."
"Picard! You cheated! I'm impressed!" - Q
"Picard, consorting with lower ranked females?" - Q
"Picard, get some hair, your brains have caught cold." * Q
"Picard, get some hair. Your brain has caught cold." - Q-In-Law
"Picard, hot." said Earl Grey
"Picard? Consorting with lower ranked females?" -- Q
"Pick a flower hold your breath and drift away..."
"Pick one to die, Captain, or I kill them both." - Data
"Picked a cute one!" - Penguin
"Picking anything up, Data?" - Riker
"Pickles, a Warriors condiment" --Worf
"Picky cuss, ain'tcha?"
"Pie Iesu Domine, dona eis requiem." <WHACK!> Repeat as necessary.
"Pie Jesu dominae, dona aes requiem,...WUMP!"
"Pie are not square Pie are round!" - Jethro Bodine
"Piece of cake, ramscoop, arvanodes..." -- Tosk
"Pieces o' Nine! Pieces o' Nine!"---Damn! Another parroty error!
"Pieces of 9! Pieces of 9! Awk!!" -example of a parroty error
"Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!" Another parroty error!
"Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine! Grawk!" (Parroty error)
"Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!" Another parroty error!
"Pieces of Seven! Pieces of Seven! SQUAWK!" (Parroty error)
"Pieces of eight! Awk!" - The parrot on my shoulder.
"Pieces of nine. Pieces of nine. Awk." Another parroty error
"Pierce, using a textbook?" -- Frank Burns
"Pierce, why is it we always turn up in the same place?" -- Frank
"Pierce. MacIntyre. The Swine Brothers." -- Trapper & Hawkeye
"Piety requries us to honor truth above friends." - Aristotle
"Pig's arse," said Roddles, as @FN@ pointed out a hole in his argument
"Pig-Pen, this is the Rubber Duck, we just ain't a'gonna pay no toll!"
"Pig-tailed gi--" <WHUMPH> -Kuno
"Piggy Suey, Piggy Suey..." -- Buddy Holly
"Pike it, berk! I'm Thor's proxy, and your laws don't apply to me."
"Pilate saith unto him, `What is truth?'" -- John 18:38
"Pile on many more layers, and I'll be joining you there" -Pink Floyd
"Pilots..They'd rather crash and burn than make a commitment."- Rachel
"Pinch me" - Mulder to Scully
"Pink Hearts! Blue Moons! Green Japanese Boys!"
"Pink as a beetroot..." -- Anthony the Vision Mix Guy
"Pinking shears!" -- Mike Nelson
"Pinkinia... I am weird, hear me roar!" - Scott Dupuis
"Pinky, I told you to stop that." - The Brain
"Pinky, I told you to stop that." -- The Brain
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" The Brain
"Pinky, promise me one thing: Never breed." "Righto." Pinky & Brain
"Pinky, set phasers on `conquering the universe'" - Brain
"Pinky, they've all turned into giant Swiss lederhosen dancers."
"Pinky, what should I do?" "There's a pile of dung under that tree!"
"Pinky, you are a threat to tolerance." - The Brain
"Pinky...are you pondering what I'm pondering?" -- Brain
"Pinky? Oh, Pink-oof! He he he!" - Brain
"Pinocchio is broken. His strings have been cut."--Riker
"Pioneering" amounts to finding new and more horrible ways to die.
"Pippo, the Marx Brother nobody liked!" -- Tom Servo
"Pity. It's more thorough than the Dickens."
"Pity... I'm all out of glue solvent." - Karbunkle
"Pity? There is no such word in our vocabulary! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!!!"
"Pizza Pizza this!" -- Joel Robinson
"Pizza Pizza, my ass!" -- Tom Servo
"Pizza! Nature's perfect food." -- Don Schanke
"Pizza! Pizza! MY A$$!"
"Pizza!" "Pasta!" "Pizza!" "Pizza and Pasta!"
"Pizza..." - The Undertaker
"Place all your Tom Swifties here," said Tom stoically.
"Place it on it's side and it's the symbol meaningInfinity!"
"Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark."
"Place your hand on it. And concentrate on the stone." Chakotay
"Plaese porrf raed." -- Prof. Michael O'Longhlin, S.U.N.Y. Purchase
"Plagiarize, that's why God made your eyes..." - Tom Lehrer
"Plague didn't care who it killed." - The Stand
"Planet Earth is blue, and there's nothing I can do..."
"Planet G889 doesn't look like the brochure, Devon" -JD
"Planet, scmanet, Janet!"
"Plans that either come to nought or half a page of scribbled lines"
"Plastics." Walter Brooke
"Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is the truth." -- Aristotle
"Plato was a bore." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"Play Ball" - the last two words of the National Anthem.
"Play Ball": Last 2 words of the National Anthem.
"Play It Safe" - by Justin Case
"Play for the emblem on the front, not the name on the back."- F. Shero
"Play it again, Sam. I always wanted to say that." -- Al
"Play it, Sam. Play... As Time Goes By" -- Elsa
"Playboy offered me a great deal of money." -- Sherilyn Fenn
"Players who have lost one turn, lose one turn." -- Joel Robinson
"Playing Greek bingo, Frank?" -- Trapper
"Playing doctor and nurse, it can be good for your health."
"Playing in traffic on the information superhighway."
"Playing the games that we know and in tears" - Pink Floyd
"Playing the part of an ingenue in your personal tragedy..."
"Pleasant dreams, sir." - Data to Picard
"Pleasant dreams..." - J. Biafra
"Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons" -- Spock
"Please Insert Disk 4.99999999345" - Installing Windows on a Pentium
"Please Show Me The Way..."
"Please buckle up BEFORE entering the Information SuperHighway."
"Please check your sexuality at the door." "Okay--I checked."
"Please come, Father." Meribor
"Please do not offer my god a peanut!" - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
"Please do not offer my god a peanut!" -- Apu
"Please do not read this tagline again."
"Please don't mention God. It causes trouble."--David Johnston
"Please find my harborcoat...I can't go outside without it"
"Please fondle my bum."
"Please get in the elevator," said Tom uppishly.
"Please get out of my store, and thank you come again." - Apu
"Please give to the United Robot College Fund." -- Tom Servo
"Please go bathe, human." - Firwirrung
"Please hit Bobby." -- Crow T. Robot
"Please ignore this if you are not receiving it."--Zorch Frezberg
"Please insert another Quarter to continue..#NO CARRIER
"Please knee this kid in the groin..." -- Tom Servo
"Please pass me the oranges", was Tom's fruitless request.
"Please pay for your purchases and get out of my store and come again."
"Please put some folds in these trousers," Tom pleaded.
"Please put that arrow back where it belongs," Tom quivered.
"Please rain so I can leave..." -- Tom Servo
"Please refrain from using your imagination" - Odo
"Please relax, its not a bribe." - Londo
"Please remain seated while the movie grinds to a complete halt."
"Please return flight stewardesses to upright position."
"Please return my uniform to me, Counselor." -- Data
"Please return stewardess to original upright position"
"Please return stewardesses to upright position."
"Please return the stuardess in an upright position."
"Please save the branches of our trees," said Tom limply.
"Please say `The End'! Please!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Please state the nature of the emergency." The Doctor
"Please state the nature of the medical emergency." - EMH doctor
"Please state the nature of your medical emergency." - Holo-Doctor
"Please stop that or I shall have to hurt you." - The Brain
"Please tell me I'm adopted." - Calvin
"Please tell me this isn't happening..." -- Joel Robinson
"Please you know you drive me wild" -Floyd
"Please! You don't know what you're doing!" EHMP
"Please!!! -- Simba and Nala
"Please" and "Thanks" are words to love by.
"Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons."
"Please, Captain...not in front of the Klingons." -- Spock
"Please, Christopher", said Tom crisply.
"Please, Commander. I don't get out often." - Kai Opaka
"Please, Sir Knight ... we *are* doctors."
"Please, go away!" -Sherlock Holmes
"Please, have mercy, Garak." Odo
"Please, help us." T'Jon "I'm not sure that I can." Picard
"Please, just give me a moment to think." - Gilora
"Please, just tell me that it isn't the 70's again!" -- Sam
"Please, no more traditional Japanese food, Keiko," said O'Brien derisiv
"Please, no more traditional Japanese food, Keiko."
"Please, not the Death Chant." Ro
"Please, please good people. I am in haste." --Monty Python
"Please. Don't grab my butt!" -- Joel Robinson
"Please.. Governments spy. Corporations *study* !" - CEO We-Say-So
"Please...growl for me let me know you care." -- Q
"Pleased to meet you, Don. Hope you guess my name." - R. Flagg
"Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name."
"Pleased to meetcha, kid. I'm Aahz." "Oz?" "No relation." -Aahz & Skeeve
"Pleasure is a freedom song, but it is not freedom." -- Gibran
"Pleasure is labor too, and tires as much."--Wm.Cowper
"Pleasure leaves a fingerprint" Scars
"Pleasure... What is this?" Wormhole creators
"Plenty O'Toole" - Plenty * "Named after your father, perhaps." - 007
"Plenty of room for you, Hotshot." -Rita "Longshot. My names Longshot."
"Plenty of starch, please," said Tom stiffly.
"Plergb hfarizz ungemby AND COFFEE!" - _How Much for Just the Planet_
"Plergb hfarizz ungemby, AND COFFEE." -- McCoy
"Plot a course, there's coffee in that nebula!" - Janeway
"Plot point! Plot point!" -- Tom Servo
"Ploys-R-Us" -- a department of the CIA
"Plucky Reginald Vas Deferens is a nuclear scientist."
"Plundering *has* gotten to be a lot of work lately." - Dobbilan
"Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme choice"- RUSH Circumstances
"Podiatrists are a strange lot, and cannot be trusted." Teachings of Bob
"Poetry is not one of my favorite subjects," Tom said adversely.
"Poetry, Captain. Non-regulation." Spock
"Poets do not go mad; but chess players do." - Chesterson
"Poignant how they're trying to set up the series..." -- Tom Servo
"Point me down the right line because it's time" -Floyd
"Point savagely brought home."--Bob Kohl
"Point: I wasn't jumping, I was commenting." -- Jack Butler
"Poit." - Pinky "Narf." - Brain
"Poke a few holes in him so he don't explode." -- Crow T. Robot
"Poke her with the Soft Cushions!!"
"Poke your head up every once in a while. Take a look around." -Siskos
"Poker. Is that a game of some sort?" - Riker
"Poker? Is that some kind of game?" - Riker
"Poker?" - Data
"Polar Exploration" - by U.R. Cole and I.M Freezin
"Polarize me!" -Rush
"Polarize me, Sensitize me " RUSH Animate
"Polarize me; Sensitize me; Criticize me; Civilize me" - Rush
"Pole-Cat" (what else) a pole sitting Cat--it's the "Cats-Meow!"
"Pole-Cat"...a pole sitting Cat--it's the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
"Police! Come out with your hands up and pants down!"
"Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun." - Mao Tse Tung
"Politically Correct" - the perfect oxymoron.
"Politically Correct" is a contradiction in terms
"Politically Correct", the perfect oxymoron.
"Politically Incorrect, and proud of it!"
"Politically, fashionably and aerodynamically incorrect" - Outland
"Politicians aren't born, they are excreted." (Cicero)
"Politics goes by the weather." -- Green
"Politics is not a science, but an art." -- Bismarck
"Politics is not an exact science." -- Bismarck
"Politics is the art of the possible." -- Bismarck
"Politics ruins the character." - Otto von Bismarck
"Politics": from poli = many, tics = blood-sucking parasites
"Polka Dot?" "Not again!"
"Polka dot?" "Not again!"
"Polka dot?" "Not again!"
"Polka dot?" - Ministers "Not AGAIN!" - Dot
"Polka dot?" --Ministers "Not AGAIN!" --Dot Warner
"Polka-Dot?" "If you insist"
"Polka-dot?" "If you insist..."
"Polka-dot?" "If you insist..." - Animaniacs
"Polly wanna Alka-Seltzer?" - Beavis
"Polly want a Ham on Rye" - Another parroty error
"Polly want a ham on rye!" - Parroty error.
"Pom pom pom pom." --Flowers singing in Alice in Wonderland
"Pom", said Pooh. "I put that in to make it more hummy."
"Pomona" - Goddess of Fruit Trees, Mother of Apples.
"Pon" - Vulcan for "Wild". "Fahr" - Vulcan for "Thing".
"Poo!" pooh-poohed Pooh, "Poo-poo on you!"
"Poocock! Landau! Kaplinga!" -- Mike Nelson
"Pooh was a wise Taoist, wasn't he?" -- Robin Mowat
"Pooh!" said Piglet as the bear exploded.
"Pooh" is a Teddy Bear come to life with animal toy friends.
"Pooh", said Bother, loading another aardvark.
"Pooh," said Piglet as the bear exploded!"
"Pooh-phooey" said the *Tagline Addict*, editing Pooh Taglines.
"Pool is the one with pockets." Janeway
"Poopie..." -- TV's Frank
"Poor Morn! This is going to break his heart." Quark
"Poor Nicholas... tortured by a soul he hasn't got." -- Janette
"Poor Tom, Seventh Son, Always knew what's goin on" -Led Zep
"Poor baby My heart bleeds for you. Squirt, squirt"
"Poor bloody caveman. You've been outevolved by a telephone sanitizer."
"Poor dear, there's nothing between his ears." -- Thatcher on Reagan
"Poor guy with a motive, baby..." -- Ace Ventura
"Poor little evil fellow who asked for it!" - Dot
"Poor ridiculous sap..." -- Joel Robinson
"Poor woman. She's obviously infatuated with me." -- Quark
"Poot...Blupp...Putt..." - Zamfir & his magic armpit.
"Pop Goes The Weasel" originated from early microwave oven experiments.
"Pop!" <KA-BOOM> "... goes the weasel..." - Slakmer (Animaniacs)
"Pop, it hasn't rained for a month." - Peter Caine <crash of thunder>
"Pop, the cat's gone bald." "Good, so has your mother."
"Pop, the cat's gone bald." "Good, so has your mother." -Milo & Dad
"Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British Politician Sex"
"Pope goes to Mount Olive. Popeye damn near kills him."
"Popped by? Swarmed by more like!"
"Poppin' Fresh, the doughboy" -- James Baker's name for Ed Meese
"Popping the BIG One" - by Mary Mepleeze
"Pork" is safer than one overhead. I want to Tibet
"Porn on the Radio? I don't think its gonna work." -- Joel
"Porpoise power? Power to the porpoise? No?" - Fishmael
"Port of Call: Cindy!" -- Joel Robinson
"Portal to another dimension there on the wall..." -- Tom Servo
"Positive thinking" ... leads to miscalculation.
"Positive: being mistaken at the top of one's voice"
"Post enough and you get quoted, eh? :)" - Renimar Keth-solamni
"Post enough and you get quoted, eh?"
"Post the more colorful spots off-limits." - Sheridan
"Postage-stamp theatre presents..." -- Joel Robinson
"Posture, boy! Posture!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Potato?" -The Tick
"Potential for what? Redecorating?" - Charlie
"Pothead!" -- Mike Nelson
"Potty Emergency! I have a Potty Emergency!" Wakko Warner
"Potty Emergency!" Wakko Warner
"Potty emergency!! I have a POTTY EMERGENCY!!" Wakko W.
"Potty emergency!" --Wakka Warner
"Potty potty potty potty potty!" -- Wakko
"Potty potty potty!"-Wakko
"Potty! Potty! I have to go potty!"--Wakko
"Potty!! Potty!! Potty emergency here!!!!"--Wakko
"Pouncing?! Oh no, sire, you can't be serious! This is so humiliating."
"Pounding, overwhelming waves; whatdaya think a that, aye?"
"Pour some sugar on me..."
"Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"..."Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty."
"Poured spot remover on my cat, now he's gone" -- Data
"Poverty is a great enemy to human happiness." -- Johnson
"Power and Liberty are very seldom upon good terms." -- Savile
"Power and fear. The tools of statecraft." -- Leto Atreides
"Power concedes nothing without a demand." (F. Douglass)
"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat"
"Power drive"-Freddy Krueger
"Power levels are dead, Captain!" Scott
"Power up the photons, Mr. Worf." - Riker
"Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition..."
"Praps ye sits here and chats with it a bitsy, my preciousss." - Gollum
"Pray without ceasing." -- 1 Thessalonians 5:17
"Prayer pimples for hairy fishnuts?" -- Opus Penguin
"Prayer. The last refuge of a scoundrel." - Lisa Simpson
"Precicely 87.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot"
"Precisely the correct time." Kosh
"Precisely the correct time." Kosh
"Predestination was doomed from the start."
"Pregnancy is death because of the flu." - The Stand
"Prehistoric Reptiles" - By Dinah Soar And Terry Dactyl
"Prejudice is the reason of fools." - Voltaire
"Prejudice is very human." -- Data
"Premature ejaculation innuendo?" "Yep!"
"Premature phone music..." -- Tom Servo
"Preparation P" sounds like a good name for a diuretic
"Prepare for . . . LUDICROUS SPEED!" --- Colonel Sanders, Space Balls.
"Prepare for Ludicrous Speed!" - Helmut
"Prepare for ludicrous speed!" -Dark Helmet
"Prepare for the return of the Ottoman Empire!" -The Empress Ottoman
"Prepare the usual rich and famous contract for Kermit the Frog and Co."
"Prepare to destroy the Borg! Ensign, upload Windows!"
"Prepare to die, demon!" Humford
"Prepare to fling crap!" -- MST3K
"Prepare to leave orbit." Crusher
"Prepare to leave this room, and this ship." Chakotay
"Prepare to take a meeting with extreme emotional pain."
"Prepare yourself for imminent annihilation." -- Mechanon
"Preparing Leather" - by Tanya Hyde
"Preserve wildlife - pickle a hedgehog!"
"President Clark has violated the Earth Alliance constitution"
"Press any key to continue or any other key to quit"
"Press any key to test" <Click> "Release key to Detonate
"Press button to test" <click> "Release to detonate"
"Press button to test" <CLICK> "Release to evoke self destruction"
"Press button to test." <CLICK> "Release to detonate."
"Press hard on a rout." -T.E. Lawrence
"Press to engage" <CLICK> "Release to detonate"
"Press to test" <click> "Release to detonate"
"Press to test"...<CLICK> "Release to detonate". . . .
"Press to test." <click> "Release to detonate."
"Pressure makes diamonds." (a wise grandfather)
"Pressure" = Running the point, down by 2 with no time left
"Pretend we were in the days before railways", Tom coached.
"Pretentious? I think not. Snobbish, maybe, but not pretentious."
"Pretty colours....n' stuff....gah..."
"Pretty embarrassing to get beat up by Frankie Avalon." -- Servo
"Pretty girls make us BUY beer, ugly ones make us drink it" - Al Bundy
"Pretty much born to slam..." -- Tom Servo
"Pretty slick flying, sir." - Rachel
"Pretty weak shelves." - Hoozit
"Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone." -- Auden
"Previously on Warner Law..."
"Previously on Warner Law..." (Animaniacs)
"Previously, on Hercules..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Previsualization" is metaphysically absurd
"Price check on prune juice, Bob...Price check on prune juice." -- Batty
"Pride goeth before destruction." -- Proverbs 16:18
"Pride of Man , broken in the dust again" - QSMS
"Pride of the Zombies!" -- Mike Nelson
"Priest be nimble. Priest be quick." -- Crow T. Robot
"Priest with dick in snow like cold one before mass"
"Priestess of the Pagan Mother, Ancient Queen of Innerspace"-RUSH
"Primitive things stir the hearts of everyone"
"Prince Regent has all the social grace of a potty."
"Prince? Where? He's dreeeeaaaammy!... Not!" - Dot
"Prince?! Where?! He's dreamy! ...Not!" - Dot
"Prisoners! Seize each other!" -Hig Hurgenflurst.
"Private Durman? Care to join us?" - Plug to Dodger
"Privelage has its own odor." -- Crow T. Robot
"Pro wrestling isn't fake, it's just predetermined"
"Pro-Life" means you kill them if they disagree with you
"Pro-Life" means you shoot them if you disagree with them
"Probable impossibilities are preferred over improbable possibilities."
"Probably been collapsing for centuries." Janeway
"Probably doesn't even have any, uh, attributes." Londo
"Probably had to walk a mile in the snow, too..." Richie
"Probably have to take out a wall for that one..." -The Tick
"Probably just a billing error." - Manager to Sysop
"Probably. But we have to prove it." - Hague
"Probe launch confimed." Mekong Computer
"Probe ready for launching," droned Data.
"Procedure is not recommended." - DS9 Computer
"Proceed carefully into the chase..." -- Mike Nelson
"Proceed, Mr. Data." Picard
"Proceed. Carefully." Tuvok
"Proceed." Janeway "Aye, Captain." Kim
"Processing ..... Processing ..... Fascinating! - Data
"Procrastinating beaver!" -- Tom Servo
"Procreation does not require writing bad poetry." -- Odo
"Profanity: the universal programming language"
"Profesionals are predictable, amateurs are dangerous.!" - Heinlein
"Professional Boxing" - by I. C. Stars
"Professional low life scum would pay $9.95 for it!" -- Crow
"Professional lowlife scum would pay top prices for this stuff!"
"Professionals are predictable, amateurs are dangerous.!" -- RAH
"Professors, students, philistines, and donkeys." -- Heine
"Progress is a circle of ideas claimed by every generation"<Dr Who>
"Progress is a comfortable disease." - e.e. cummings
"Progress is made on alternate Fridays." -- Winberg's Law
"Progress report, Ensign." Janeway
"Progressive Conservative" is an oxymoron.
"Promise me something, Pinky. Never breed." - Brain
"Promise you won't tell Brad?" - Janet Weiss
"Promise you'll tell us about pointed sticks?" "SHADDAP!"
"Promises of what I seemed to be only watched the time go by..."
"Promote that demon to the House of Lords," commanded Tom imperiously.
"Proper little gaoler's pet, aren't we?"
"Properly viewed, EVERYTHING is lewd."
"Protect me, Lilly; I'm frightened!" - Dot Warner
"Protestants 7, Catholics 3. But we'll get 'em!" -- Father Mulcahy
"Protoculture is technology's Royal Jelly" -Dr. Emil Lang
"Protoculture is technology's royal jelly" -- Dr. Lang
"Proud doesn't begin to cover it, boobie!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Proud of what we did, but not the reason we had to do it." - Sheridan
"Prove to me that you're divine: change my water into wine!"
"Prune juice the drink of warriors." -- Worf
"Prune juice?!"--Quark
"Prunes suck!" "Yeah, and they look like turds!"
"Psi and/or magical powers, if real, are nearly useless." -Niven
"Pssst Ask Tika who Dallas is..."
"Psst! Hey kid, wake up!" - Monster under Calvin's bed
"Psst! Wanna see my hoard?" - Dragon
"Psst, Hey Johnny, Come here...Maybe I didn't do it Huh?" OJ Simpson
"Psst. Wanna get sequestered later?" -- Tom Servo
"Psst. Hey, tiger, push the kid off the bed for a mackerel."
"Psst. Wanna get sequestered later?" -- Tom Servo
"Pst.......... Whatever you do don't tell............Dataman
"Psy Corp is mother, Psy Corp is Father" - Talia Winters
"Psychic Hot Line. Don't leave a message. We'll call you back."
"Psychic convention cancelled due to unforeseen problems...."
"Psychically, I'm very well endowed." -- L. Cranston
"Psycho Love" -- Skid Row
"Psychoanalysis?? I thought this was a nude rap session!!!"
"Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots."
"Psychokenesis? You mean how Carrie got even at the prom?" - Dana
"Psychology Of A Psychopath" By May Neack
"Psychopath" -- Lizzy Borden
"Psychopathsfiendsmad dog killers. Roots, Fester." - Gomez
"Puberty on Parade!" -- Tom Servo
"Public Service Film #42: 'How Not To Be Seen'."
"Public speaking is very easy." -- J. Danforth Quayle
"Publish or perish." - Salmon Rushdie
"Puff The Magic Dragon," is my favorite song...
"Puff the Magic Dragon" - one of my favorite Warbirds
"Puff'n'Stuff! Help me!" -- Mike Nelson
"Puff, The Magic Dragon" is my favorite song...
"Puff, the magic Aardvark, lived by the sea.."
"Pugsley, sit in the chair." - Wednesday Addams
"Pull a rabbit out of your pants!" Wakko Warner
"Pull a rabbit out of your pants!" - Wacko
"Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." -- Sidney Freedman
"Pull from past emotions. Stay bland. That's it..." -- Tom Servo
"Pull my finger, Willie!" - Michael Jackson
"Pull out the plug, Spock!" Kirk
"Pull the wool over your own eyes!" - J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
"Pull" ....meeeeeeooooooooowww.... "Rats - wide left!"
"Pulling out into the Information Super Highway" -- Crow
"Pumba, you *are* a pig..." -- Timon
"Pumbaa, with you, everything's gas." --Timon
"Punch it Chewie!" B A N G !
"Punctual as always, even for his own funeral!" - Two-Face
"Punishment becomes ineffective after a point." Eneg
"Puns are like drugs." - Dire Wolf
"Puns! Never apologize, never explain!" - Dogbert
"Puppy with a Numchuck!" -- Tom Servo
"Pure and ready to mount to the stars." -- Dante
"Pure bigotry and racism, in the most purest form."
"Pure, bare, naked plane. Got no markings." -- Tom Servo
"Purely out of curiousity, how old is your daughter?" -Tony McKimmons
"Purge your thoughts of the life you knew before!" - The Phantom
"Purify my soul an' pour your ocean over me" -Coverdale/Page
"Purple Bother!" growled Pooh, as he was sodomized by Barney
"Pursuuuue!" Garak-2
"Push red button to test." <click> "Release to detonate."
"Push the button, Frank!"
"Push the button, control group." -- Dr. Forrester
"Push the red button, and then the blue. No wait!"
"Push to start Test" [Click] "Release to detonate..."
"Push to test" ..<click>.. "Release to detonate"
"Push to test" .... "Release to detonate"
"Push to test." click"Release to detonate."
"Push" is the force exerted upon the door marked "PULL"
"Push, Keiko! Push! Push--"--Worf "I AM PUSHING!!!"--Keiko
"Push, Keiko. Push. Push, Keiko. Push. *PUSH*!" -- Worf
"Push-ups forever - BEGIN!"
"Pushy parents can drive you nuts"-Greta
"Put Captain Solo in the cargo hold." - Boba Fett
"Put Me On" -- Styx
"Put Schrodinger in the box and see how HE likes it." -his cat
"Put a bag over his head, and do him for Babylon 5!"--Franklin
"Put a helmet on that soldier...he's going into battle!"
"Put a little wine in the pot & some in my mouth" Juston Wilson
"Put a sock in it, kid. He's fishfood!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Put a sock in it,Ric. It's my power,so I get to make the speech!" Jub
"Put a wallet under the guy's tongue!" -- Joel Robinson
"Put away the ocean and sweep up the wood." -- Auden
"Put down that comic book and do our homework!" - Calvin 1 & Calvin 2
"Put down the doughnut! Put down the coffee!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Put great bows around the white necks of the public doves." -- Auden
"Put him in the box, Frank!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Put him through to my quarters." Janeway
"Put it away, Dax." Sisko
"Put it on my credit card," Tom charged.
"Put it on my tab." Hercules "Tab? What's that?" Charon
"Put it on screen." Janeway
"Put it through over here." Lursa
"Put it to the wall, Mr. LaForge." - Picard
"Put knot yore trussed in spel chequers!"
"Put me down, Mindy, or I shall have to hurt you." -- The Brain
"Put me out! Put me out before I burn up!" - Jack Mort
"Put on a gown that touches the ground" - Pink Floyd
"Put on a shirt."--Dex "Only if you put on pants."--Danny
"Put out that cigarette", Tom said breathlessly.
"Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock"
"Put some pants on, for goodness sakes!"--Nate to Dex
"Put that in your llama and smell it!" Dr. Forrester
"Put that monkey down." -The Tick
"Put that thing away! You're going to get us all killed." - Leia
"Put the Campfire Girls on stand-by!" -- Tom Servo
"Put the cat out Mom, it's a thermonuclear bomb." - Oliver W. Jones
"Put the cat out!" " Why? It's not on fire"
"Put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire!"
"Put the lime in the coconut..." -- Tom Servo
"Put the moon back Demon Waif!!!" -The Tick
"Put the pedal to the metal Dan"-Freddy Krueger
"Put the rat mask on her!" -- Mike Nelson
"Put those felons back where you found them, you geriatric jerk!"-Tick
"Put us back on our original heading, Ensign." Riker
"Put your analyst on danger money, baby, *now*."-Z. Beeblebrox
"Put your bally clothes on, Algie," said Biggles, testily.
"Putting on the foil, coach! Want some?"
"Pythagoras, we are gonna shoot some pool!" -- Sam Beckett
"Q on acid. think about it"
"Q showed me how." - Amanda Rogers to Beverly Crusher
"Q suspended time." Picard
"Q the liar! Q the misantrop!" "Q the miserable, Q the desperate!"
"Q the miserable, Q the desperate!" - Q
"Q wants to do something 'nice' for me." "I'll alert the crew."
"Q wants to do something NICE for me." "I'll alert the cr
"Q wants to do something `nice' for me." "I'll alert the crew."
"Q wants to do something nice for me." - Picard
"Q! I knew you were on my side all along!" - Q
"Q! I AM *NOT* KIRK! PUT THE TOUPEE BACK IN THE GRAVE!" -Picard
"Q" Beer, Makers of fine "Q"uality Beer.
"Q" Calls up Qedit and the rest is history
"Q"VC. Q starts a home shopping network. Civilization falls soon.
"Q, enough of this." Picard "Enough of what?" Q
"Q, my only regret is dying and finding YOU here." Picard
"Q, you put the Lotus back together." - 007 (For Your Eyes Only)
"Q-Blue" the Blue Wave Like OLMR for Amigas!
"Q-Mail Deluxe", The ONLY way to read
"QEMM IS FRO
"QUAKE will rule the cosmos. DOOM will then crumble." -J
"QUANDO OMNI FLUNKUS MORITATI" (when all else fails, play dead)
"QUICHE?! What kind of food is THAT for a monster to eat?!"
"QUIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT!!!" - Bugs Bunny
"Qapla!" -- A Klingon, after falling from a great height
"Qapla' to you too." - Quark
"Qu-est-ce que vous croyez que c'est cela, du pate de foie?"
"Quantum leap... I like that, I like that a lot." -- Moe Stein
"Quantum physicists are quarky lovers." -- Miriam Ferziger
"Quantum physicists need love too." -- Debbie Brown ql
"Quark to Odo, you still with us?" "Don't sound TOO disa
"Quark to Odo. You still with us?" -- Quark
"Quark! Dabo!" -- O'Brien "Dabo?" -- Quark
"Quark! Quark, have you been stealing this lady's taglin
"Quark. Dabo." O'Brien "Dabo?" Quark
"Quark. This kanar has gone bad." - Dax
"Quayle is as Quayle does" - Dan Quayle for President in '96
"Quayle/Bono in '96.....Let's REALLY screw things up!"
"Que es mi barco mi tesoro, que es mi Dios la libertad"
"Queen of Light took her bow, and then she turned to go" -Led Zep
"Quench not the Spirit." -- 1 Thessalonians 5:19
"Query sir, `Low mileage pit woofie'?" -- Data
"Question and die", sayeth the CZAR!!!!
"Question and die", sayeth the CZAR...called Clinton
"Question and die," sayeth the Tigger!!!
"Questions are never indiscreet; answers sometimes are." -Oscar Wilde
"Quick And Hot" - By T. V. Dinner
"Quick and Dirty Program" is only half right.
"Quick impression: Caw, Caw! *BANG* F*ck, I'm dead!" -- Top Dollar
"Quick! Everybody run around!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Quick! Follow the singer!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Quick! Hide all the religious pamphlets!" said Tom distractingly
"Quick! Kick me in the head!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Quick! Lean back! It's our only hope!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Quick! Throw me a mackeral!" -- Opus Penguin
"Quick! Throw me a mackeral!" --Opus
"Quick! You! Make a Fright Check at -6 now!"
"Quick! Call 911!"....."Right......what's the number?"
"Quick! Everybody run around!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Quick! Follow the singer!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Quick! Hide all the religious pamphlets!" said Tom distractingly.
"Quick! Kick me in the head!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Quick! Lean back! It's our only hope!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Quick, Henry, the FLIT!"
"Quick, Operator! Give me the number for 911!"
"Quick, call the fashion police." -- Dot Warner
"Quick, man! 20 dozen McNuggets to go!! And make it snappy!!" - Opus
"Quick, man, cling tenaciously to my buttocks!"
"Quick, we have to flush them to Hoagie!" -Dr. Fred
"Quickling is your slander-detector?" - Vhujunka
"Quickly, Robin... to the Batmobile!"
"Quickoperatorgive me the number for 9-1-1!!!"
"Quid pro quo, Doctor." -- Clarice Starling
"Quidonno Llamas!"
"Quiet"...is an impossibility these days
"Quiet, you masochistic miscreant." - Lawrence Limburger
"Quiet, you petroleum based poltroon!" - Lawrence Limburger
"Quilt 'til you wilt!"
"Quinn Martin considers this his most personal film." -- Tom Servo
"Quit beating around the bush, Beakman!" -- Lester
"Quit clowing around up there!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Quit horsing around!" -- Henry to Hawkeye and Trapper
"Quit quoting me, you blubbering twit!" -- Confucius
"Quit rustling that celophane!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Quit staring at this ... and I mean NOW!"
"Quit your clowing, mango!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Quit yourselves like men and fight." -- 1 Samuel 4:9
"Quit" is a four letter word
"Quite STIMULATING, wouldn't you say?" - Worf
"Quite a Festival they had." Kirk
"Quite a long line at the petty larceny window." -- Crow T. Robot
"Quite a motley crew you've assembled here, Benji." * Q
"Quite a sight, isn't it?" - Chakotay
"Quite agree, quite agree. Too silly, far too silly."
"Quite frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn," said Tom rhetorically.
"Quite painless, actually, but there's no known antidote." Thelev
"Quite right, Doctor, he has the ingridients for a bomb." Garek
"Quite simply, we're omnipotant." - Q
"Quo plus ningit, tiddly pom." Dixit Pooh
"Quod Sic Et Cetera Pluribus Per Annum" -The Pope to Clinton -D. Barry
"Quone"? No, I'm afraid that I'm going to have to challenge that. JS
"Quoth the raven, 'Eat My Shorts'" - Bart S.
"Quoting Hamlet" - By Maureen Soroth, Annie Nanga
"Qvid me anxivs svm?"
"R2 has been known to make mistakes. From time to time." -- C3PO
"R2D2 where are you?" - C3P0
"R2D2, it IS you, it IS you!!" "No, my name is Odo."
"RADAR can't look into the heart, Sir!"
"RAID kills bugs dead!" ...(is that a fatal death?)
"RAM DISK" is NOT an installation procedure!
"RATS ON THE RUN!"
"REAL" men sleep in the wet spot!
"RED ALERT! Raise shields!" "What shields?!?!?!?!"-"Emissary"
"REP.. REP.. REP.." - Frog with a QWK packet stuck in his
"RESISTENCE IS FUTILE" The Borg
"RETREAT!" - Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
"RETREAT!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"RETREAT!" -- Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
"ROA#47 "Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own."
"ROLL TIDE ROLL"
"Rabbit au gratin de gelatine under tooled leather... drool, drool!"
"Rabbits. With big guns. And good aim." -- Mike Nelson
"Racing down, a river, from the past."-RUSH
"Rack my brain to try to remember your name" -Floyd
"Racketeering" - By Dennis Court
"Radar will decide who sleeps with whom." -- Col. Henry Blake
"Radar, can you be twice as scared?" -- Col. Potter
"Radar, stop working yourself into a froth over nothing." -- Hawkeye
"Radar, watch the road. I'll do the smelling." -- Hawkeye
"Radar, why are you waking my feet?" -- Hawkeye
"Radar, you're talking in our sleep." -- Trapper
"Radar, you've got class coming out of each belly button." -- Hawkeye
"Radiation leak already at terminal level." - Link
"Radio is the last refuge for bad music." [R.F. Burns, Jr.]
"Rage against the drawing of the light..."
"Rage unfocused is Rage lost." -- Jalisha, Black Fury
"Rage. Rage! RAGE!!!" -- Mari Cabrah, Black Fury
"Raging at unreachable glory, straining at invisible chains" RUSH
"Rah-bah-bah!" - The Terror "I hate it when he does that!
"Raiden Immortal? I don't think so!" - Homey the Fatality
"Rainbow In The Dark" -- Dio
"Raise shields!" - Sisko "What shields?" - O'Brien
"Raise shields!" -Sisko "Brooke....Come in Brooke, over!? Over!?"
"Raise shields!" -Sisko "Doug....Come in Doug, over!? Over
"Raise your glass to the comrades we've lost."
"Raising Our Rates for over 70 Years"
"Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough." - Bart's Board
"Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough." - Bart's Board
"Ralph won't 'morph' if you squeeze him hard enough." - Bart Simpson.
"Ram's Bladder Cup. Now, what sort of confectionery is that?"
"Rama Lama Fa Fa Fa!"
"Rambo, what mean...expendable?"
"Ramirez was an effete snob." - The Kurgan
"Ramirez's blade didn't cut deep enough." - Connor MacLeod
"Ramoth and Mnementh are here!"
"Rampant phone call action!" -- Mike Nelson
"Rancor Collections Inc.:You want it WE'LL get it,or ELSE."
"Rancorous? Did you honestly use the word `rancorous'?" -- Blink
"Rand, I'm a little worried by that wicked gleam in your eye."
"Randall Flagg, the dark Santa, in his National Guard sleigh."
"Randall Flagg, the dark man, strode south on US 51..." - The Stand
"Random bombing should do the trick..." -- Tom Servo
"Random car directing!" -- Tom Servo
"Random chance seems to have operated in our favor." Spock
"Randy Flagg is going to be a da-da." - R.F.
"Rank hath its priviliges." Kirk
"Ranma, hm? You wouldn't happen to be a noodle, would you?" -Akane
"Ranma, if you're going to sneak into a girl's room, do it quietly."
"Rap Music" is a contradiction in terms.
"Rap Music": Yet another oxymoron.
"Rap music," yet another oxymoron.
"Rap" is to Music what "Etch-a-sketch" is to Art.
"Raptorlo sa raptor..."
"Rare Book: One that comes back after you've lent it"
"Rasputin and my wife are lovers," said Nicholas bizarrely.
"Rasta's Pubic Hair Designs" A clean shave, with lots of attention !
"Rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding, or strawberry tart."
"Rational responses force a change of plans.": Rush
"Rats with wings do your thing!" - Penguin
"Rats! *NARF* We're not rats!" Pinky
"Rats, I can't tell my gum from my silly putty." -Calvin
"Rats? *NARF* We're not rats!" - Pinky
"Rave on, Joel Robinson!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ray, may I have one of your teeth, please?" -- Beakman
"Reach into the cosmic consciousness of your race"
"Read My Lips: Hamerf, snifrt hiser arachnt olrf" - Clinton
"Read My Lips: No Nude Texans" (Bush corrects himself)
"Read all about it in black and white..."
"Read any good haiku lately?"
"Read my lips and come to grips with reality." --Jafar
"Read my lips...Al ee GAY Tors."
"Read my lips...HOLLywood."
"Read my lips: Know new taxes!" -- George Bush, misquoted.
"Read my lips: No nude Texans!" -- George Bush, misquoted.
"Read my lipsAl ee GAY Tors."
"Read my lipsHOLLywood."
"Read the Bantam book. Buy the drinking glass." -- Mike Nelson
"Reading Klingon... that's hard." -- Scotty
"Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension." - Hobbes
"Reading is no substitute for experience." - Londo Mollari (B5)
"Ready Or Not" -- Riggs
"Ready or not, here I come." - Pretorius
"Ready or not, here we exist." -- Joel Robinson
"Ready to link up with the space ship `Sausage'." -- Tom Servo
"Ready when you are sir" - La Forge
"Ready when you are, Sergeant Pembry." -- Hannibal Lector
"Ready when you are." Franklin
"Reagan is the most breathtaking new thinker around." -- Newt Gingrich
"Reagan?! Who's vice-president? Jerry Lewis?!" -- Doc Brown (1955)
"Real are the dreams of Gods." - Keats
"Real funny Scotty, now beam my clothes down here!"
"Real funny, Nog."--Jake
"Real imitation orange-food crystals!" -- The Tick
"Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance." - Confucius
"Real men wear kilts." -- Roddy Piper
"Real nice art direction!" -- Mike Nelson
"Real penguins don't eat squid eyeballs... they eat quiche." - Opus
"Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write it should be hard to understand."
"Reality depends on the book I am currently reading." * Jonathan Lang
"Reality is a crutch for those who can't handle Star Trek"
"Reality is a dangerous concept."
"Reality is a figment of your imagination."
"Reality is an Illusion created by the Lack of Alcohol"Raplh Garlic'94
"Reality is an escape for those with no imagination!"
"Reality is for People who can't face Science Fiction."
"Reality is nothing but a collective hunch." LILY TOMLIN
"Reality is so hard to explain.... - Joe Walsh
"Reality" is [humans'] most powerful illusion. Erikson
"Reality" is determined by the book I'm currently reading.
"Reality" is for everyone except Conservatives!
"Reality" is for everyone except Liberals!
"Reality" is that which is dreamed the longest
"Reality... what a concept!" - Williams
"Really *old* teenagers from outer space." -- Crow T. Robot
"Really ?? What a coincidence, I'm shallow too!!"
"Really C-ko! What kind of lunch was that?" - A-ko
"Really cool Bionic Man/Bionic Woman noises..." -- Mike Nelson
"Really honey....just 1 more message."
"Really prompt luggage crew. Eager." -- Mike Nelson
"Really raised my awareness of airports..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Really, Doctor." Spock
"Really? I'm beginning to like these Naussicans." Q
"Really? Do you also believe in the Easter Bunny?" - Guinan
"Really? That's truly... facinating, (kill me!)" Londo
"Really?" "No, transcendentally." - The Doctor
"Rearrange me 'til I'm sane .." Pink Floyd
"Reason is also choice." -John Milton
"Reason refutes Liberalism every time" - Rush Limbaugh.
"Reason to rule, but mercy to forgive." -- Dryden
"Rebel Yell" -- Billy Idol
"Rebellion is the sin of witchcraft." -- 1 Samuel 15:22
"Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God." - T. Jefferson
"Rebellion under Tyranny is Obedience before God."
"Rebirth. We. Are Complete. Much power." Spock
"Rebooting." -- Mike Nelson
"Recall your basic chemistry, Doctor. Gunpowder." Spock
"Reception committee?" Kirk "It would seem so." Spock
"Recess!" - Yakko
"Recharge the emitter, let's him 'em again." La Forge
"Recognized? By whom?" -- Sheridan "Everyone." -- Kosh
"Recoil's unconscious!" "Wait, I thought that was Force's job!"
"Recoil, turn off that signal!" "Okay" <BLAM>
"Recomendations?" Kirk "I have one. I recomend survival." McCoy
"Recommend we fight!!" - Worf
"Recommendations?" --Kirk "The fervent invocation of deity." --McCoy
"Records don't always tell the whole story." - Ari ben Zayn
"Recycle! For us... and them..."
"Red Alert ! Search the Corridors..." - Sisko
"Red Alert! Lighten the load!" "Too late! Brace for disaster!"
"Red Vegetables * Volume 1" By Tom A. Toe
"Red Vegetables - Vol II" - by B. Troot
"Red Vegetables" - by Tom A. Toe
"Red alert! Red alert! Send back-up!" -- Tom Servo
"Red alert! Red alert!"
"Red alert. Mr. Paris, lay in a course." Janeway
"Red alert." -Q Females in the audience: "You bet." ;
"Red alert..." -- Q
"Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy blue-green meat is bad for you."
"Red sky at morning, lizard take warning." -- Tom Servo
"Red sky at night, lizard's delight." -- Tom Servo
"Red, White & You" Coca-Cola Classic - 1986
"Red: stop. Green: go. Yellow, go faster..." Starman.
"Redshirts is lahk a box o' chocklits. They disappeah REAL quick."
"Redskins... best damn team in America." -- Joseph
"Ref, I call 'She's not Mexican'..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Reflection, surprise, terror.....for the future." - Kosh
"Refresh Yourself" - 1924
"Refresh my memory. Does the Togati ambassador *have* feathers?"
"Refresh my memory: Which 'final warning' is this?"
"Refreshing to hear there's one subject you're not an expert on" - M
"Refried Beans". When will they "do it right the 1st time"?
"Refueling is a beautiful, natural thing..." -- Tom Servo
"Refuse -- to be a part of your lie" - M. Muir, Suicidal Tendencies
"Reg, you *don't* have Talerian Death Syndrome" - Crusher
"Regis Philbin? Some kind of plant?" - Caine
"Regis ran away." Tim "He WHAT?" Grant
"Regis! What are you doing here?" -- Mike Nelson
"Regretable that this society has chosen suicide." Spock-2
"Regrets are illuminations come too late." -- Joseph Campbell.
"Regularly: #|||#||#| Now on sale for: ||#||||#|"
"Reinvent government"? Sure, Democracy is too hard for them to grasp!
"Rejoice evermore." -- 1 Thessalonians 5:16
"Rejoice in the hope..persevere in prayer." ROMANS 12:12
"Relate your point of origin." Nomad
"Relatively free of internal nose hair..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Relax and enjoy, naive fool!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Relax! We're not laughing with you, we're laughing AT you."
"Relax! I'm only here for your hamster." -Death
"Relax, I served on a Ferengi freighter for 8 years." Quark
"Relax, I'm on top of the situation." - 007 (Diamonds Are Forever)
"Relax, Julie. Everyone will understand." ROMEO
"Relax, Quark. No one's accusing you of anything." - Odo
"Relax, you won't be gone long!" - Kira
"Relax. This won't hurt a bit." (Brace yourself.)
"Release the hounds!!!!" -Charles M. Burns, The Simpsons
"Reliable information is a must for successful planning." -C. Columbus
"Religion is a smile on a dog." -- Edie Brickell
"Religion is in the heart, not in the knees." -- Jerrold
"Religion is like a smile on a dog." - Edie Brickell
"Religion is morality touched by emotion." -- Arnold
"Religion is nothing but mind control." - G. Carlin
"Religion is superstition enslaving a philosophy." - Inge
"Religion is what keeps the poor from killing the rich."
"Religion without science is blind." -- Einstein
"Religion" - By Abel Lever
"Religions tend to disappear with man's good fortune." - Raymond Queneau
"Religious education is an oxymoron"
"Reloaded all my software." -- Crow T. Robot
"Remain bland. Must remain bland." -- Mike Nelson
"Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!"
"Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage!" -Monty Python
"Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage."
"Remember Achmed, you didn't see me" - G. Bush, 1986
"Remember a day before today a day when you were young" -Floyd
"Remember hotdogs?" "Yeah...Never much liked the name." -Shadow/Chance
"Remember how she said that we would meet again some sunny day?" -Floyd
"Remember kids, mucilage tastes like sweet honey."
"Remember son, not all lynch mobs are this friendly." -- Homer Simpson
"Remember that you must come back." -- Sister Evara
"Remember the Alamo"........"Remember Idaho"........Remember Waco!"
"Remember the flowers I sent.... I need you, babe"
"Remember the old Chinese curse?" -- Methos
"Remember the rule. Shoot if you don't understand it." -- Joel
"Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy." -- Exodus 20:15
"Remember the world before this film?" -- Mike Nelson
"Remember this: peace of mind over piece of ass." - Forrest Gump
"Remember to check it with your dipstick." "No way!"
"Remember to let her into your heart..."
"Remember to walk slow and stupid; we're on the moon." -- Crow
"Remember we said there's no future? Well, this is it!" -Blank Reg
"Remember when you had amnesia?" "No, I forgot!"
"Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun" -Floyd
"Remember who you are..." --Mufasa
"Remember, Dana, mosquito bites itch, not numbers." - Mrs. Jewls
"Remember, Doctor, we can't interfere." Sisko
"Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him." - Obi-Wan
"Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force." - Yoda
"Remember, don't wait too long." Bashir
"Remember, having a Prince Albert means never losing your keys again!"
"Remember, kids! Be like Billy.... Behave yourself!" - Almost Live
"Remember, no matter where you are, what the heck, right?"--Muad'Dex
"Remember, only YOU can prevent aardvark fires!"
"Remember, only YOU can prevent forest fires at the drive-in."
"Remember, put your shoes away." Eline
"Remember, the force will be with you, always" - Obi Wan Kenobi
"Remember, the tyranosaur's our main tourist attraction."
"Remember, this *is* a *motion* picture..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Remember. You... are my number one... guy." - The Joker
"Remember." -Charles I (1600-49), King of England, last word
"Remember... we agreed to stay neutered in this..."
"Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs.." FLOYD
"Remind me to kill you when I get a chance, Fin!" -- Fred
"Remind me to thank John for this lovely weekend." - Ian Malcolm
"Reminds me of an amateur pilot I once knew name of Hunter." -Max.
"Remove these little pests." - GF
"Remove your uniform top."--Crusher "You first."--Stone
"Remove your weapon." - Worf
"Removes the colors from our sight..."
"Rendezvous at target!" -- Tom Servo
"Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, `I drink therefore I am.'"
"Renegade Burger King window guys!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Renewable"? OK. Next crop is due in...oh, 500 years
"Reno's full of women who have their pride." Paulette Goddard
"Renowned Chefs" - By Janice Cooks
"Rent?!" Sheridan "Thirty credits a week." Ivanova
"Repeat after me," Orville echoed.
"Repeat after me," Tom echoed.
"Repeat after me: Ivanova is God!" - Commander Susan Ivanova
"Repeat after me: We are all individuals" "I'm not!"
"Repentence is the virtue of weak minds." -- Dryden
"Replacing the burners. City ordinance." -- Picard
"Reply to messages is easy.. It's all this stupid quoting that's hard!"
"Reply too short to warrant lengthy, convoluted, overinflated tagline"
"Report." Janeway
"Report?" Picard "Mission accomplished, sir." Alexander
"Repressive emotions help the evening pass." -- Crow T. Robot
"Reproductive choice" is neither.
"Request denied. Have a nice day." - Ivanova
"Request denied. Have a nice day." -- Susan Ivanova (B5)
"Rescue 9-1-1...Uh-huh...You say you're lost in the Delta Quadrant?"
"Rescue him!" * Rimmer
"Rescue me?" Jen Sisko 2 "That's what I said." Ben Sisko
"Research for a new encyclopdia? No?" Roberta Lincoln
"Reservation?" "Yes." "So you need a reservation for the afterlife?"
"Resistance .. is not futile?" - Hugh
"Resistance is briachiate. You will be kumquat."--Tom Chorlton
"Resistance is futile dude!" Barteekus of Borg
"Resistance is futile!", said the Borg in the toilet
"Resistance is futile, definitely futile." - Runt of Borg
"Resistance is futile. My quarters are this way." - Riker of Borg
"Resistance is futile." Locutus of Borg
"Resistance is futile." - The Borg
"Resistance is futon. Borgie go nap nap now."
"Resistance is not futile. Love is futile." -- Hugh
"Resistance is not futile." -- Hugh
"Resistance is useless! Resistance is useless!"
"Resistance sucks!" -- Butthead of Borg
"Resistance to tyranny is obedience to God" T.J.
"Resistence is futile...Number One." - Locutus
"Resolve to be thyself." -- Arnold
"Respect is a *rational* response." McCoy to Spock
"Respect is a rational process" - McCoy
"Respect your foes' abilities as you would your own." Spinster
"Respond. Vibrate. Feedback. Resonate." -- Limbaugh
"Responsible for my deep psychological scarring..." -- Forrester
"Rest easy, Tyran. You were never a coward." Hercules
"Rest in hell"-Alice
"Rest is for the weary, sleep is for the dead." -6th Dr. AOTCybermen
"Rest well, and dream of *large* women." - Dread Pirate Roberts
"Rest, rest, perturbed spirit !" -- Shakespeare
"Rest, rest, perturbed tagline !" -- Tagspeare
"Retouched photos prove it's true!"
"Return of the Secaucus Seven Samurai." -- Tom Servo
"Return the favor, target Centari warship." - Sheridan
"Return to Babylon 5. And stay there." - Neroon
"Returns fire!" - Greasepit
"Revenge is a dish best served COLD"---Old Klingon Proverb
"Revenge is a dish best served cold. It is very cold in space."--Khan
"Revenge is a dish best served cold." * Khan (Klingon Proverb)
"Revenge is a dish that is best served cold.." - Khan
"Revenge is mine, thus sayeth the hologram!" -- Sam Beckett
"Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive." -- Gibbon
"Revenge is sweet, except when it backfires." - Space Ghost, doing a for-real line of dialogue for his original cartoon
"Revenge, Captain?" Spock "Why not?" Kirk
"Reverse Mode" - Kryten - Backwards, Series III
"Rex, the Wonder Aardvark"
"Reykjavik!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Rhino awayyyy!"
"Rhinya seems committed." - Karnac "She *OUGHT* t'be committed." - Brent
"Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot."
"Ri, Rove run Roge!" --Astro
"Rich People" - By Belle Yenere
"Richard Nixon leaving the White House!" -- Tom Servo
"Richie, leave the place clean." -- Duncan MacLeod
"Richie... watch your head." -- Duncan MacLeod
"Rick Baker, you've done it again..." -- Mike Nelson
"Rick knows *things* about *stuff*!!"
"Rick, you little meatball..."-Freddy Krueger
"Riddle me this, Batman..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who's afraid of the big black bat?"
"Riddle me this, riddle me that..." - The Riddler
"Ride free, citizen!" - Throttle
"Ridiculous?" Odo "Exactly." Kira
"Rig for silent running." "Aye, sir, full ahead lurk."
"Right down your alley, Spock." Kirk
"Right idea Mr. Bond, but wrong pussy" - Blofeld (Diamonds Are Forever)
"Right now I feel I could take on the whole Empire myself." - Dack
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time." -- Steven Wright
"Right now I'm not feeling very COMFORTABLE!" Sisko
"Right now They do not know how much we know." Delenn
"Right now Van Halen is planning a world tour."
"Right now is the depreciation of reality."
"Right now they're all making their own gravy." -- Crow T. Robot
"Right now we can't prove it was the Narn." - Sheridan
"Right now we're doing something called 'civil disobedience.'" - Steve
"Right now, Mr. LaForge, you have my complete attention." - Soren
"Right now, Van Halen is planning a world tour..."
"Right now, nothing is more expensive than regret"
"Right now, this ship is all that's left of Starfleet." -- O'Brien
"Right now, we must be going..."
"Right now, youth is king..."
"Right on dude!" - Butt-Head
"Right or wrong, I must follow the path to its end." Londo
"Right! One! Two! Five!" -- Arthur
"Right! Stop that! It's getting too silly."
"Right, I'll do you for that!" -- The Black Knight
"Right, right, stop it. This film's got silly."
"Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce."
"Right. So throw a dart." -- O'Brien
"Right. That concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce."
"Right. And how do we do that?" T'Jon
"Right. Ask my dick who's killing me!"-Kincaid
"Right. So throw a dart." O'Brien
"Right... Pull the other one - it plays Jingle Bells."
"Rights, Sir, are NEVER anachronistic... Except to Tyrants."
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiight! What's a 'Cubit?'" - Noah
"Riker to Enterprise. Beam down Deanna and a six-pack."
"Riker to Enterprise: begin power transfer." Riker
"Riker to Enterprise; beam down Troi and a sixpack."
"Riker to Sick Bay: the captain's hurt." Riker
"Riker! You YOU did that!" - Picard
"Riker" is "Kirk" spelled sideways.
"Riker, the Holodeck wasn't meant for *THAT*!" -- Picard
"Riker, you are in command of the Enterprise." Picard
"Riker, you weren't like this before the beard." -- Q
"Riker, you're so stolid! You weren't that way BEFORE the beard." -- Q
"Riker? Riker couldn't whoop me on his best day!" -Solo
"Rikes Raggy, It's a rhost!" - S. Doo
"Rimmer even had to organize his own suprise Birthday party!" * Lister
"Rimmer's dad died." - Lister. "Well, I'd prefer chicken." - The Cat
"Rimmer, sir, you are a Smeghead." * Kryten
"Rimmer, you can touch things!" "Why do you think I was so late!"
"Rimmer, you're name was never Ace. Acehole, maybe." -- Lister
"Rinse, damnit! Rinse! Rinse!" -- Tom Servo
"Rise, Sir Pooh de Bear, most faithful of all my Knights"
"Rising with the full moon, to go howling through the night" -- Rush
"Risk is part of the game if you want to sit in that chair." Kirk
"Rivendell and Mordor are calling..." -- Mike Nelson
"Rizzo's alive, barely." Spock
"Rizzo, do you remember, a sickly sweet odor?" Kirk
"Ro, take a look at this." La Forge
"Road trip! Whooooo!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need... roads." -Doc
"Roamin, roamin', roam - get away, gotta get away..."
"Robbie's selling us down the river over some... morality thing!"
"Robert Goulet, getaway driver." -- Crow T. Robot
"Robert Johnson. Cause of death: old age." McCoy
"Robert Plant, from the Led Zeppelins..." - Larry King [12-1-93]
"Robert" is not a Borg identification, you are now 3 of 32 billion.
"Robert, don't let your chips grow up to be chocolate..."
"Roberta, you'vew got to believe me!" Gary Seven
"Robin, It's the baseball of doom! Hand me the... the Bat-bat!"
"Robohead is letting himself in..." -- Al Calavicci
"Robot Man" -- Scorpions
"Robot Roll Call: Cambot! Gypsy! Tom Servo! Croooooow!
"Robot maintenance isn't exactly your strong suit." -- Crow
"Robot of anatomically indeterminate sex." -- Thomas Serveau
"Robot... Scarface... Lightbulb... Floyd..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Robot? It's more an electronic sulking machine" - Arthur Dent
"RobotScarfaceLightbulbFloyd..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Robotics Handbook" - By A. I. Expert
"Robots" by Anne Droid
"Rock 'em, Bros. - Throttle
"Rock 'n' eggroll." -- Crow T. Robot
"Rock The Casbah" -- The Clash
"Rock climbing, Crow." -- Tom Servo
"Rock climbing, Crow..." -- Joel Robinson
"Rock climbing, Joel." -- Tom Servo
"Rock climbing, Servo..." -- Joel Robinson
"Rock-a-bye baby, under my tush" -- Pesto Goodfeather
"Rocket Man..burning out his fuse up here alone"-Elton John
"Rocket rooking velly good." -- Crow T. Robot
"Rockets from the sockets!" - Visual Eyes, from Decency Squad [Tick]
"Rockets from the sockets!" -VE from Decency Squad
"Rockets from the sockets!" -Visual Eyes, from the Decency Squad
"Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist." *THUMP*
"Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist." - Westley
"Roger Corman pushes my buttons!" -- Tom Servo
"Roger Corman. This is gonna go down hard, guys." -- Joel
"Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"
"Roger, liftoff and the clock has started!"
"Roger, tower. Which way's the sky?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Rogue loveseat, you face The Tick!" - The Tick
"Roh, rohrer," said Scooby-Pooh.
"Roight! I'll DO you for THAT!!!"
"Roight, I'll just bugger off then, shall I? Very good."--Stella Birch
"Roland the headless Thompson Gunner...talking about the man..."
"Roland was a warrior from the land of the midnight sun..."
"Roll Out The Red Barrel : Coca-Cola" -May 14, 1924
"Roll over, Chekov! Breathe deeply, Chekov!" Chekov
"Roll the dice! Take a chance!" -- Amos Fortune
"Roll up your sleeve from the neck down." -- Hawkeye to Margaret
"Rolling in filth will do that to you." -- Joel Robinson
"Rom couldn't fix a straw if it was bent!" - Quark
"Rom couldn't fix a straw if it was bent." - Odo
"Rom is an idiot." - Odo
"Rom only has a son to think about - I have a business."
"Rom! Where's my brandy?" Quark
"Rom's an idiot! He couldn't fix a straw if it was bent!" - Odo
"Rom, you're not as dumb as you look." "YES, I *AM*!"
"Rom, you're not as stupid as you look." "Yes, I *am*!"
"Rom, you're not as stupid as you look." "I am, too!" - Odo/Rom
"Rom, you're not as stupid as you look." - Odo "I am TOO!" -Rom
"Rom, you're not as stupid as you look."<Odo> "Yes, I *am*!"<Rom>
"Rom? What's all this?" Quark
"Romance: The offspring of fiction and love" -- Disraeli
"Romp-romp-romp-romp-romp! Hey!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Romulan Ale no longer to be served at diplomatic functions."
"Romulan warbird FASA firing, sir!" "Fire the CANON!"
"Romulan! I should have said Romulan." - Q
"Romulans claim all that is within their field of vision."--Worf
"Romulans." Worf "That is the assumption." Picard
"Ron couldn't find a cup of water if you dropped him in a lake" -Quark
"Ronald McDonald, shaking his McBooty!" -- Tom Servo
"Rook, I never knew you were so... domestic." - Scott
"Room Service? This thing's `childproof.' Send up a child!"
"Root beer!?! This is the end on Ferengi civilization." - Quark
"Rooty toot toot!" -- Tom Servo
"Roping! Here at the Mongol rodeo!" -- Tom Servo
"Rose tint my world and keep me safe from my trouble and pain!"
"Rosebud" - Citizen Kane
"Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead." -- Shakespeare
"Roses for Mama..." - C. W. McCall
"Ross tries to towel away the evil, but nothing doing."
"Roth was the only guy who had a PA." -Eddie Van Halen
"Rotten snipers." - "It's their job to be rotten." -- Hawkeye
"Rotten wood cannot be carved." - Confucius
"Round The Mountain" - By Sheila B. Cummin
"Round the World" - By Madge Ellen
"Round up the usual suspects!"
"Round up the usual suspects!" <Casablanca>
"Round up the usual suspects."
"Round, round it goes, where it comes out, no one knows"
"Rover is a little nervous with strangers." (Watch your fingers.)
"Row faster!!! The Captain wants to go water skiing!"
"Rowing so much hurts my hands", said Tom callously.
"Roy Kohn is our greatest obstacle..." -- Mike Nelson
"Roy.. If you bite my husband's head off...!" - Fran
"Rub ME," said the Genie, "To hell with the lamp!"
"Rub her feet." - Heinlein
"Rub her feet." - Lazarus Long
"Rub her feet." -- Heinlein
"Rubber Ducky, you're the one. You make bath time so much fun"-Neelix
"Rubbers in the mail. Rubbers in the coffee..." -Murtaugh
"Rude alert, rude alert! A fire has knocked out my voice recognition
"Rudiclous speed!"
"Rugged": Too heavy to lift
"Ruin my studio, will you.... you... you.... whatever-you-ares!!!" Plotz
"Rule Five: No Pooftahs!"
"Rule Four, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking."
"Rule One!" (Everyone) "No Pooftahs!"
"Rule One: No Pooftahs!" - Monty Python
"Rule Seven: No Pooftahs!"
"Rule Six, there is NO.... Rule Six."
"Rule Six: There is NOOOO..rule six."
"Rule Three: No pooftahs."
"Rule Three?" (Everyone) "No Pooftahs!!"
"Rule of Acquisition Number 111." Quark
"Rules For Living" - By Sharon Sharalike
"Rules are detours on the road of life." -- Outback
"Ruling a large country is like cooking a small fish." -Lao Tzu
"Run all you want. You can't keep me out of your dreams."
"Run all you want." -- Specter
"Run away! Run away!"
"Run away, Simba. Run, run away, and never return." --Scar
"Run for your life! There's a million angry hornets coming!" - Calvin
"Run for your lives! Moderator sighted."
"Run for your lives, or you'll be up to your armpits in Martians!" -Bugs
"Run home children, before it gets dark." - The Crow
"Run like deer, or die like sheep, or take your dangers on" - Fish
"Run me down, Gentlemen? Somehow, I don't think so." - Phoenix
"Run out of small children to butcher?" - G'Kar
"Run rabbit, run. Dig that hole, forget the sun.." FLOYD
"Run up an alley and holler 'fish'!" -- Hawkeye
"Run with me friend! Towards the danger!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Run! Run away, Scar. And never return." - Simba
"Run, Forrest, Run!" -- Jenny
"Run, Runner!" -Logan 5
"Run, goddamn it, run!" Lt. Dan
"Run, rabbit run, dig that hole, forget the sun" -Pink Floyd
"Run, rabbit, run..."
"Running a Level-One Tagline Diagnotic, Captain" - Geordi
"Running over the same old ground, what have we found?" -Floyd
"Running through dino scat over there..." -- Tom Servo
"Running through life blind, man, what a waste" - H. Rollins
"Rus, see who's at the door" - Last words RUSTY & EDIE's
"Rush Limbaugh seen at gay bar; film at eleven."
"Rush Limbo?" -- Tom Servo "No, that would be Hell." -- Crow
"Russian Lover" - By Nibblar Titsov
"Russian's Revenge" - By Hoyoudon Kutchercockoff
"Rusty Bedsprings" by I.P. Nightly
"Rut like a crazed weasel..." -- Tom Servo
"S Novym Godom i Rozhdestvom Christovym!" - Russsian Christmas
"S/he's doing the tongue-thing again!" -- Laurie, Barb or Dave
"SAM requires a human host." -- Malcolm Austin
"SAMPO!!!!!!!"
"SCULPTING THE GODS OF GREECE AND ROME" by Jove
"SECOND COMING (def): When Mom sends Jesus back to take out the trash"
"SEX! There, I said it." -- Sheila Bungee
"SHE'S GONNA EAT ME!!!!" --Pumbaa
"SHELLY, I'M COMING HOME!" --The Crow
"SHOOT HIM NOW! SHOOT HIM NOW!" -- Daffy Duck
"SHOOT HIM NOW!! SHOOT HIM NOW!!" - D. Duck
"SHOOT ME NOW!!! SHOOT ME NOW!!! <BLAM!> You're ditthpicable
"SHOTGUN WEDDING" .. A case of "wife" or "death"!
"SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF!" - Monty Python
"SHUT UP OR I WILL KILL YOU! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" -- Mr. Buzzcut
"SHUT UP asswipe! you probably score! heh! and you're a DORK!"-Beavis
"SHUT UP, PICARD!!!" - Q
"SI!!!.....Splash"-Alice
"SILENCE!!" --Mufasa
"SILENCE!" "We're gonna shut up right now!" - Mufasa/Banzai
"SISSIES?! I'll show YOU who's a sissy." - Wakko
"SLAM!" said the door, as I saw Barney on the doorstep.
"SLAM-LOCK" said the door, as sensors detected Barney in the driveway.
"SLGH: Supremely logical godless humans." - Marty Leipzip
"SLOBODNO" - Cuo se glas iz celije
"SLOW CHILDREN" grow up to be "SLOW MEN AT WORK"
"SMOKIN' is hazardous to your health. <BOOM>" - The Mask
"SO HARD A CAT COULDN'T SCRATCH IT!!!"
"SO jew WANNA play ROUGH!, Say HayLO to my leetle Friend!," SCAR-FACE.
"SOD YOU, THEN." - Death (TCoM)
"SOMEbody stop me!" - S. Ipkiss
"SPOT!! COME HERE!!" - Worf
"SPOTTED OWL" - Meal of choice of Unemployed Lumber Workers
"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" -- Tribble to Kirk.
"SSHHHH! Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting forebears!"
"STAND BY FOR MIND CONTROL!!!" --Evil
"STAR_TREK - The echo that's shaken, not stirred." - Michael S.
"STAY IN IT!" - Rick and Bubba
"STEARN! He's nothing but a low down, double crossin' back stabbin'"
"STEWARDESS BACKS INTO PROPELLER - DISASTER!"
"STOP LOOKING INTO MY SOUL!" -- Crow T. Robot
"STOP THAT HIDEOUS CRYING!!!!!!!"
"STOP THE SLAUGHTER! BOYCOTT BABY OIL!"
"STOP playing with my bust!" -- Dr. Scrachensniff
"SUCK"! "BLOW" is just an expression!
"SURF'S UP, BIG KAHUNA!" - E. Nygma, BATMAN FOREVER
"SWAKS" - Sealed With A Key Stroke
"SWAT team in place?" "Yes." "Let the Olympics begin..."
"Sa vinom se divno hladis...S vinom se divno zabavis"
"Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger." -- Abbie Hoffman
"Sacred words: Ni!, Pang!, and Niwomm!"
"Sad because I am utterly alone." - The Crow
"Sad what the mind can do, isn't it?" -- Tom Servo
"Saddam Hussein ain't laughin'!" -- Mike Nelson
"Saddle up, Father!" -- Alexander Roshenko
"Saddle up, father!" --Alexander, to Worf
"Sadistic Sex" - By Nora Bone
"Sadness. Sadness. For the end of things." Spock
"Safe Sex" used to mean "Ask them for their name first".
"Safe Sex", the next best thing to being there.
"Safe hex means never having to say 'You downloaded WHAT?'"
"Safe sex means never having to say "You've got WHAT?!?"
"Safe!" - Yakko
"Safe" sex is a myth, with more than your spouse.
"Safe. Out of danger. SHARK!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Safer Sex" used to mean "Ask them for their name first."
"Safer Sex" used to mean "Lock the office door first."
"Safer Sex" used to mean "Park the car first."
"Safest place in the world to be." - The Crow
"Safety, schmafety!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Said the Burger to the Meister_ `Eat me with Relish'"
"Said the fly, "Let us flee." Said the flea "Let us fly."
"Saigon. Can't believe I'm still in Saigon!" -- Mike Nelson
"Sail on, Servo! I love a robot with panache!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Sailing into destiny - Closer to the Heart" -RUSH
"Sailor Moon! You'll be OK..." "Can't say the same for you!!!"
"Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind"
"Sailor's luck, Mr. Spock." -- Kirk
"Sakuro's Disease is extremely rare." McCoy
"Salad Dressings" - By Myra Culwhip
"Salemi! In my office! After the commercial!"
"Sally Struthers is the Anti-Christ! She *must* be killed!" -- Leary
"Sally Struthers?" - Cartman "Who the hell are you?" - Struthers (S.Park)
"Salts!... SMELLING salts, not BATH salts!"--Doctor Z
"Salutations, Imperfect One! I am the Master!" -- Joel
"Sam! Ziggy says you've been assimilated!" "Oh boy!":(
"Sam, I'm the one who thinks with his glands, not you!" -- Al ql
"Sam, Ziggy says it`s a 94.1% chance your tagline will be adopted!"
"Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94.1% chance that you're Edward Lee."
"Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94.1% chance you tagline is to be adopted!"
"Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94.1% chance your tagline is t
"Sam, Ziggy says you're a Klin -" <*WHAP*> "- Klingon."
"Sam, Ziggy says you're a news Anchor on some show called FYI..." -Al
"Sam, Ziggy says your're a Klin-" <WHAP!> "-Klingon."
"Sam, if ya want to leap, ya gotta... leap!" -- Al Calavicci
"Sam, your good deeds are unending." -- Al Calavicci
"Sam,Ziggy says you're a news Anchor on some show called FYI
"Sam? At last I'm going to be called by my own name." -- Sam
"Same old Odo. Like a blunt instrument."--Dukat
"Same old routine I suppose, Number One?" -- Picard
"Same thing we do every night, Pinky: we try to take over the world."
"Same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world!"
"Same time tomorrow Mrs. Bell?" - 007 (Roger Moore)
"Sample my FIST you community theater reject!"
"Sample my foot, you Community Theatre Reject!" -- TV's Frank
"Samuel Morse invented Morse code. Plato invented the Plate." * Holly
"Sanctuary district? What year is this?" Sisko
"Sand trap, sand box...what's the difference?" - Garfield
"Sandrine, this is my friend, Harry Kim." Paris
"Sandstorm!" -- TV's Frank
"Sandwich Spreads" By May O'Naise
"Sandwiches?" "Blimey! Whatever did I give the wife!?"
"Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank! He's the source of all our pain!"
"Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank! Here we go again!"
"Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank! He's the source of all our pain!"
"Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank! Here we go again!"
"Sandy Frank...Sandy Frank...He's the source of all our pain!"
"Sanity is madness put to good use." -George Santayana
"Sanity's another word for nothin left to lose..."
"Santa Maria, Andrea Dorea, Lusitania and Titanic" Tom said forbodingly.
"Santa bites the bishop?"
"Santa is watching his saturated fat." Scott Calvin
"Santa, how much for a copy of your naughty girls list?"
"Sarah Jane, you keep thinking I'm daed!" -- The Doctor
"Sarah... I *do* care..." - The Crow
"Sarama" - Mother of the Brindled Dogs of Yama.
"Sarek understands my reason." Spock
"Sarek, you're proud of him, aren't you?" Amanda
"Satan himself could not have lied with such genial persuasiveness." -DT
"Satan is in deep shit!" -- Harley Stone
"Satan, could you speak up please?" -- Mike Nelson
"Saucer separation in t-minus 5 minutes..." - Computer ST:G
"Savage is a bonehead! Savage is a bonehead! Savage is a bonehead!"
"Save a tree...Wipe your butt with a spotted owl" - Rush Limbaugh.
"Save his life so you can take it away?!" -- Trapper to Col. Flagg
"Save it for the Jack LaLane show!" - Slappy
"Save the Choad!" -Strayhorn
"Save the animals!" "Save the animals!"
"Save the cataloging for later, Tuvok." Janeway
"Save the excuses, Quark." -- Odo
"Save your strength. There'll be another time." - Han Solo
"Saved by kitty litter..."
"Saved by the bell." Riker
"Savriti" - Mother of Civilization.
"Saw God?" "Yessir" "And?" "Well, first off, she's pissed."
"Saw off his tweeter!!!" huh huh huh huh huh
"Saw off his tweeter!" - Butt-Head
"Saw the vision of the world, and all the wonder it will be."-Tennison
"Say WHAT?" (Really strange stuff)
"Say `The Master' again." -- Tom "Belay that order!" -- Gypsy
"Say `The Master'." -- Tom Servo `tHe mAsTeR.' -- Computer
"Say about twenty guns. Some on the surface, some on the
"Say good night, kitty!"
"Say good-bye, Data" - Wesley "Good-bye, Data." - Data
"Say goodbye to Checkpoint Charlie, walls are falling every day!"
"Say goodbye to all of this...and hello to oblivion." - Riff
"Say goodbye, Data" - Wesley .. "Goodbye Data" - Data
"Say goodbye, Data." "Goodbye, Data."
"Say goodbye, Data." -Wesley "Goodbye Data." -Data
"Say goodnight, Gracie." "Goodnight, Gracie."
"Say goodnight, Gracie." -- Al Calavicci
"Say hello to the 21st century!" - Ash
"Say hello to the CIA, dear..."
"Say hello to the nice people, Wind Demon." -- Mike Nelson
"Say hello to the stinky guy." -- Crow T. Robot
"Say isn't that Ronald in Ten-Forward? I just wrote to him on Fidonet!
"Say isn't that the guy from Star Wars?" - Tom Wilson 'Maniac'
"Say it in Taglines" _is_ Coridon's current approach; It works!
"Say it like you mean it, fighters." - Throttle
"Say it with flowers."
"Say it!" "We're gonna need another Timmy.." - Dinosaurs
"Say its not true, say its not true" ..<pout>...
"Say one word and I'll throw dynamite down yer pants!" - Slappy
"Say something soft and sweet." "Marshmallow."
"Say something soft and warm." "Oatmeal."
"Say something warm and mushy." "Oatmeal!"
"Say the secret word & be assimilated." Groucho of Borg
"Say the secret word and get killed by a psycho!" -- Mike Nelson
"Say the secret word and get killed by a psycho." -- Crow T. Robot
"Say to yourself 'The child is mine. It is mine.'" McCoy
"Say uncle." - Barry "Okay, Uncle." - The Tick
"Say what you will about me. I comprehend little of it anyway!"
"Say what you will, he's a cautious driver..." -- Mike Nelson
"Say when, dear." "Right after this drink."
"Say your prayers, varmint!" -- Yosemite Sam
"Say! Is that potato cake I smell?" -- TV's Frank
"Say! This really *is* Nutrageous!" -- TV's Frank
"Say! This zombie stuff is kind'a nice!" -- TV's Frank
"Say! Who's the new girl? Hubba Hubba!" -- TV's Frank
"Say! Do any of you guys know how to Madison?" - Brad Majors
"Say! Is that potato cake I smell?" -- TV's Frank
"Say! This really *is* Nutrageous!" -- TV's Frank
"Say! This zombie stuff is kind'a nice!" -- TV's Frank
"Say! Who's the new girl? Hubba Hubba!" -- TV's Frank
"Say, Tom, I'd really appreciate it if you would kill me!"
"Say, do any of you guys know how to Madison?"
"Say, have you ever been in deep with the Mob?" -- TV's Frank
"Say, man, show me that little walk again." Elvis
"Say, this a little bit of all right!" - Die Fladermaus
"Say, those acting classes are really paying off!" - Yakko
"Say... are you about a size 14?" -- Buffalo Bill
"SayNice bike." -- T1000
"Sayin' ain't doin'." -- Grady
"Says who?" - Mulder to Scully (Piper Maru)
"Scan complete." - Tuvok
"Scan for di-kronium." Kirk
"Scan it now." Cmdr. Riker to Lt. Riker
"Scanning complete, subject not found" - Computer "What?" - Cranston
"Scanning for lifeforms.. la diddly la dum..." - Data ST:G
"Scanning the singularity." Paris
"Scare them into unconsciousness so we can slip in? :)" - Dire Wolf
"Scared you, huh!" - The Mask
"Scared? You should be." - The Crow
"Scary, scary! Don't we look mean!" -- Recoil
"Scatterd showers my ass" - Noah.
"Scattered showers my arse...." Noah
"Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
"Schizophrenic?" No, we prefer the word "Imaginative."
"School Reader" - by C. Dick & Jane Run
"School's out for-EVER!"
"School's Out" -- Alice Cooper
"Schools out Krueger!"-Jacob
"Schrodinger's cat? Well, maybe I've seen it and maybe I haven't."
"Schtop playing vith my bust!" "Goodnight kids!" Animaniacs
"Science Fiction Double Feature. Doctor X will build a creature.
"Science and the military, working side by side..." -- Crow
"Science is a collection of successful recipes."
"Science is not a crutch, but a ladder." Chris Feree
"Science! Boring! Interest. Waninggg" - The Tick
"Science, like nature, must also be tamed." Neil Peart - Rush
"Scientific progress goes 'BOINK' ??" Hobbes
"Scientists aren't sure what this represents..." -- Mike Nelson
"Scientists check in but they don't check out." -- Joel Robinson
"Scientists have always been the pawns of the military."
"Scientists shouldn't litter!" -- Tom Servo
"Score one for Earth!" -- Joel Robinson
"Score one for the secret cervix!" - Butt-Head
"Scotch, no rocks. Doc said I need to cut my water intake."
"Scott gets hammered!" - Larry
"Scott to Captain!" "Spock here. Procede, Mr. Scott."
"Scott, if I could reach you, I would hurt you." - Brain
"Scotty Beam me aboard!" "Aye Aye, Captain...will a 2 by 4 do?"
"Scotty I need shields!" "Aye sair, panty or dress?"
"Scotty beam us aboard!" "Aye sir, will a 2X4 do?"
"Scotty is smoking the dilithium crystals again, Jim."
"Scotty! Beam me aboard!" "Aye sir! Will a 2x4 do?"
"Scotty! I've fallen and I can't beam up!"
"Scotty! , Beam me Augggggg! # #$%# NO CARRIER
"Scotty! Beam me aboard!" "Aye sir! 2x4 or 2x6?"
"Scotty! General Order 24 in two hours!" Kirk
"Scotty! Hurry beam me ^#/%~^& NO CARRIER"
"Scotty! Hurry! Beam me uraghhh^*.*L" NO CARRIER.
"Scotty! I need shields NOW!" "Aye Captain, dress or panty?"
"Scotty! I need shields!" "Aye, sair, panty or drrress?"
"Scotty!" Beam me down another ball bustin' redhead!!"
"Scotty!, beam me AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" %^%$# NO CARRIER
"Scotty!, beam me Augggg!" $%*!SKJDsanf{}zxv*...NO CARRIER
"Scotty!, beam me Augggg!" *...NO CARRIER
"Scotty, *now* would be a good time" - Chekov
"Scotty, 1 to beam up." Bzzzzzz "Not him! Me!"
"Scotty, Beam down Yeoman Rand and a six-pack"
"Scotty, Beam me Augggggg! # #$%# NO CARRIER
"Scotty, Beam me aboard." "Is a 2 by 4 OK, Sir?"
"Scotty, I need shields!" "Aye Captain, panty or dress?"
"Scotty, I need warp speed in 3 minutes or we're all dead" -- Kirk
"Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes or we're all dead!"
"Scotty, I've fallen and I can't beam up!"
"Scotty, Kirk here. Beam down yeoman Randall and a six pack."
"Scotty, alter our course to...Beta BETA III!" -Wesley
"Scotty, beam me aboard" *2x4 drops from sky*
"Scotty, beam me down a mortgage application!"
"Scotty, beam me down another beer!!! (BUURRP!!)
"Scotty, beam me up Warp speed."
"Scotty, beam me up another Blonde."
"Scotty, beam me up another Blue Wave message."
"Scotty, beam me up another Chit-Chat message."
"Scotty, beam me up! It ate my phaser!"
"Scotty, beam me up!" "But I don't have the power....."
"Scotty, beam me, I think I'm in the shit."
"Scotty, beam this guy up!"
"Scotty, beam up another Blue Wave packet."
"Scotty, beam us a board!" (2x4 drops from sky)
"Scotty, beam us aboard!" "Aye sir ... will a 2x4 do?"
"Scotty, beam us down more whiskey and proceed to Rigel VII"
"Scotty, how bad is it?" "They got our taglines Captian!"
"Scotty, on Argelia they use the lights." Kirk
"Scotty, one to beam up." Bzzzzzz "Not him! Me!"
"Scotty, save my ass!" - Kirk
"Scotty, swtich on that device!" Kirk
"Scotty, the intruder's in your area!" Scott
"Scotty, we have a "situation" here. Beam down Ensign Expendable."
"Scotty, we need...MORE POWER!!! Argh! Argh!" - Cap'n Tim Allen
"Scotty, we're running out of time!" Kirk
"Scotty, you butthead, beam me up another beer."
"Scotty, you're rehired!" Kirk
"Scotty. Lie to me. How old are you?" "Uh, 22, sir."
"Scotty. Push it right to the edge." Kirk
"Scotty. Sorry to keep you waiting." Kirk
"Scotty. hurry. beam me Y֚^*
"Scotty. hurry. beam me" uragg -- NO CARRIER.
"Scotty. hurry. beam me" uragg^*._L NO
"Scrabble? Nah...I can't spell worth a shirt"
"Scramble Watermelon One!"
"Scrambled Eggs" - By Humpty Dumpty
"Scrambled brains, I've got a toasted mind" - M. Muir
"Scrape the rust off your imagination." -- Hawkeye to Frank
"Scratch the Christian and you find the pagan... spoiled."
"Scratchansniff, Scratchansniff, Scratchansniff." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Scream! Scream as loud as you can!" Vincent Price...The Tingler
"Scream. I'll save you later." -Ace
"Scream. I'll save you later." The Doctor, "No Future."
"Screaming eagle air attack 5!" - Throttle
"Screaming through the starlit sky, travelling by telephone" -Floyd
"Screams from the bluebelles can't make them go away..."
"Screams in the night... it can only mean one thing." -- Gomez
"Screenwriters..." -- Tom Servo "SCREENWRITERS? AUGGGHH!" -- Crow
"Screw 'em." Sheridan
"Screw down my diodes and call me Frank." -- Kryten
"Screw the Prime Directive - inflict Windows on the Borg!"
"Screw the Prime Directive, Spock - Let's Find Some Alien Babes!"
"Screw the Prime Directive, give the Borg Windows 3!"
"Screw the prime directive, Sir. I say give the Borg Windows 3" * Worf
"Scribbling out the message, `She is dead!'" -- Auden
"Scrub myself *six* times every day!" -- TV's Frank
"Scully, I know this goes all the way to President Clarke!"-Mulder XI
"Scully, have you ever heard of a species called the Trill?" - Mulder
"Scully, wake up!" - Mulder after window is shattered (Deep Throat)
"Scully, what are you wearing?" - Mulder (War of the Coprophages)
"Scully.. you haven't seen America until you seen it from a train"-FM
"Sculpting The Gods Of Greece And Rome - By Jove
"Scumbags see the judge on Monday morning" - Sgt. Reed
"Scuse me! Excuse me! Yes, excuse me!" -- Wakkorotti
"Scuze me... WHILE I KISS THE SKY." - JIMI HENDRIX!!!!
"Sea monkeys are cool. Can you spank a sea monkey?" - Butt-Head
"Search your thoughts, search them for the truth" --Sera
"Searching three provinces for sleazy chicks..." -- Mike Nelson
"Season Tickets" - By Oprah Maven
"Second drink to the right and straight on till Morn." -- Tim Priebe
"Second helpings?"-Freddy Krueger
"Second star on the right and on 'til morning!!"
"Second star to the right and straight on til morning." --Some guy.
"Second star to the right, and straight on till morning..."
"Seconds to live! Must get personal finances in order!" -- Joel
"Secrecy and a free, democratic government don't mix." - Harry Truman
"Secrecy is the beginning of tryanny." L. Long
"Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny." - Heinlein
"Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny." - Lazarus Long
"Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny." -- Heinlein
"Secrecy is the keystone of all tyranny" -- Robert Heinlein.
"Secret Agent Super RUDE!"
"Secret Crime Viewfinder engaged." The Tick
"Secret agent! On *WHOSE* side?!?!?!?" - Sherriff J. W. Pepper
"Secret agent's are guests of the luxurious Motel 6..." -- Crow
"Secret entrance? Looks like the front door to me." -- Tom Servo
"Secret mission? What plans? What are you talking about?" - C-3PO
"Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk"
"Secrets Of The KKK" - By Dewey, Lynch & Howe
"Secrets" - By Isadore Shutt
"Sector 4 clear. Platform clear for traveller." -- Tom Servo
"Secure from General Quarters." Kirk
"Security to bridge!!! Data is being formatted!"
"Security to sickbay...doctor Pulasky is naked!"
"Security!! Security!! That's right.Ralph WAS security!!!"--Plotz
"Security, meet me in Transporter Room 3." Tuvok
"Security, security team..." Kirk
"Security? Who let Vicky Vale into the Batcave?" - Batman
"See - the thing is - I'm an absolutist. I mean, kind of ... in a way ..."
"See Ceasar come. He is awed by your greatness." Lenore Karidian
"See Dick. See Dick make a lateral incision." -- Tom Servo
"See Indy! I told you it would be all right!" -- Sallah
"See You In Hell" -- Grim Reaper
"See any family resembelance?"-Freddy
"See any good out of this war?" - "Not a damn thing." -- Col. Potter
"See for yourself." - Wako
"See how clean Frank is?" -- Dr. Forrester
"See how love and murder will out." -Congreve
"See if the corridor is empty." Picard
"See in what peace a Christian can die." -- Addison
"See me... feel me... touch me..." -- TV's Frank
"See my evil destroy your race!" Loc-Nar
"See that door ? Get out that window"
"See the blind man, shooting at the world ... "
"See the great Centari Republic. Open from 9 to 5, Earth time - Londo"
"See the gypsy queen in a glaze of vaseline!" -- Crow T. Robot
"See the loveli lakes."
"See the splashing of the kingfisher flashing to the water" -Floyd
"See the world in revolution, spinning faster all the time!"
"See this hand? It is mine. See these things? They are mine." * Cat
"See this? This is a copy; I want you to make me the original." - s.w.
"See this? Thisis my BOOM-STICK!" -- Ash
"See what I mean? Red with apricot!" -- The Cat
"See what I mean? Always something." Garibaldi
"See what free men can do!" -- Rhutan
"See what you can do about squaring accounts with these gentlemen."
"See you at duty call." Janeway
"See you hell, my friend!" --Grim Reaper
"See you in 20 minutes." Odo
"See you in hell! <pause> From heaven." -- Rev. Lovejoy
"See you in hell!....From heaven." -- Rev. Lovejoy
"See you out there" Q ... Star Trek: The Second Generation
"See you soon." -- Death
"See you when I get back." - Sheridan
"See you... Out There." - Q
"See, I told you so" - Rush Limbaugh.
"See, I told you!" Zek
"See, you can eat it with a fork!"
"See, you need stuff that sucks to have stuff that's cool" -Butt-Head
"See-toe, Reach-oh, Malto-Ray." - Soul Hunter
"See? He's got a vulnerable side..." -- Mike Nelson
"See? My luck isn't bad! This clothesline broke my <thwip> faaalll..."
"Seeing is, by itself, not enough for believing." -- Searchlight
"Seeing your face was the single finest moment in my life" - Sheridan
"Seek Error" - Who told it to look for anything?
"Seek Professional help." -The Tick
"Seek you the bridge of death!"
"Seemed like a lot of wrestling to me..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Seems I find myself on the voyage of the damned." - EMHP, Voyager
"Seems I found myself on the voyage of the damned!" -The Doctor
"Seems almost Human, doesn't he?" Ro
"Seems like everyone you try to save ends up dead." - Catwoman
"Seems like no one reads Santayana anymore." -- Ivanova
"Seems like the fireball burned up all the treasure."
"Seems like they forgot to have things happen." -- Mike Nelson
"Seems longer than it really is. Sometimes it seems like forever."
"Seems quiet to me." -Last words of General Custer.
"Seems to me the important stuff happens in the dark."
"Seems to me you have a choice." - Dax
"Seems you're always a day late and a dollar short." -- Kalas
"Seen it. Taped it." -- Crow T. Robot
"Seen that too." -- Crow T. Robot
"Selamat Hari Natal dan Tahoen Baroe." - Indonesian Christmas
"Selamat Hari Natal." - Indonesian Christmas
"Selamat hari Christmas dan Selamat Tahun Baru." - Malay Christmas
"Self, self, self, self, self!" -- The Cat
"Self-Made Man" - By Peter Long
"Self-bondage doesn't really work out..." -- Tom Servo
"Selfless" love is a contradiction in terms.
"Selina. Don't you see we're the same? Split right down the center."
"Sell crazy someplace else - we're all stocked up here."
"Sell me down the river..."
"Sell your soul for complete control, is that really what you need?"
"Selling twice. Sold, to Raoul, Vicomte de Chagny." - The Auctioneer
"Semantical Philosophy, butthead!" -- Tom Servo
"Semele" - Virgin Mother, Great Mother of the Gods.
"Semper fi!" -- Andy Cord
"Senator Dumbo was killed today..." -- Tom Servo
"Senator Kennedy woulda handled this differently..." -- Mike Nelson
"Senator Mike Mansfield in hot pursuit!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Send Joel his weekly diet of movie droppings!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Send Wesley out to fix the hood ornament. (Warp 9 on my command.)"
"Send her breasts right in, too." -- Crow T. Robot
"Send him down naked if you have to! Kirk out!"
"Send him home on the kindergarten bus!" - Joy "Not with me!" - Todd
"Send in the clowns... don't bother; they're here." -- Tom Servo
"Send me to Honolulu! From there I'll *swim*!" -- Klinger
"Send me to San Francisco. From there I'll hitch." -- Klinger
"Send my body to my first wife... she could use a decent meal!"
"Send those robot twits `Time of the Apes'." -- Dr. Forrester
"Send up the `peel and eat' humans..." -- Joel Robinson
"Senior bridge officers, report for duty." Janeway
"Senor Butthead, como es Juan?" "Uh, burritos! huhuhuh
"Sensors also indicate it's there." Paris
"Sensors are out Captain." "Bring in Counselor Troi. We'll use her."
"Sensors detect a large chamber ahead." Tuvok
"Sensors detect no vessels." Barnaby
"Sensors record standard phasers." Chekov
"Sensors report Moderator " - Red Alert ! Arm phaser bank
"Sensors show a moron in this sector, Captain."
"Sensors still can't locate the Borg ship." Tate
"Sent away to die, never quite knowing why..."
"Sentence first - verdict afterwards."
"Sentenced to loneliness, forever!"
"Separate together in a bunch." Director Michael Curtiz
"Separation of Church and State" = State! Don't mess with God's Souls
"Sergeant Exposition and Detective Plot-play." -- Joel Robinson
"Sergio Mendez and Airplane '66." -- Mike Nelson
"Serial drama.. has Gryphon been threatening to steal your Trix?" - DW
"Serutan" spelled backwards is "Natures"
"Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law." -Robocop
"Serve the public trust. Protect the innocent. Uphold the law."
"Serves her right for messing around with Burmese bus conductors..."
"Serves me right for not being musical." -- Capt. Renault
"Servo hungry!" -- Giant Tom Servo
"Servo kill Movie Sign!" -- Giant Tom Servo
"Servo kill?" -- Giant Tom Servo
"Servo no kill!" -- Mike Nelson
"Servo no like cookies. -- Giant Tom Servo
"Servo! What have we done? Servo, is that you?" -- Mike Nelson
"Servo, I have a headache..." -- Mike Nelson
"Servo, drink this." -- Crow "Okay!" -- Tom Servo
"Servo, fight back!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Servo, give me my eyes back!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Servo, will you stop it?" "...teat, teat, no, teat, teat..."
"Servo, you are a cheap demagogue!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Servo, you're it! Psyche!" -- Joel Robinson
"Sesame Street Wicca" is brought to you by "blessed B"!
"Sessions presents: `Faces Of Death'..." -- Tom Servo
"Set a course for Planet Hell" --Janeway
"Set a course for Planet Hell, Commander." - Janeway
"Set a course for the Banian homeworld, Commander." Janeway
"Set a course for the Devron system, Warp 13." - Bev Picard
"Set a new course - there's a chicken in that nebula."
"Set a stout heart to a steep hillside." SCOTTISH PROVERB
"Set bazookoids to kill, stuff and mount!" Lister.
"Set coordinates." Janeway "Aye, Captain." Tuvok
"Set course for Betazed, Mr. Crusher*Warp Nine*!" - Picard
"Set course for Betazed, Mr. Data *Warp Nine*!" -- Picard
"Set course to intercept the freighter. Warp 2." Picard
"Set for jump gate sequence start." - Ramirez
"Set phasers on Cajun Style."
"Set phasers on Habanero"
"Set phasers on... ummm... torture!" -- Mr. Spike
"Set phasers on.ummm.torture!" - Stay Tuned
"Set phasers to 'humiliate,' Mr. Worf."
"Set phasers to 'tickle'..."
"Set phasers to Shake and Bake" * Kirk (Cameo in Animaniacs)
"Set science back 10,000 years. No problem." -- Tom Servo
"Set the controls for the heart of the sun" -Floyd
"Set the hook! Play him!" -- Tom Servo
"Set the razor for a crew cut!" -- Tom Servo
"Set three extra places, we're coming over for dinner!" - the Warners
"Set three extra places, we're coming over for dinnerexcept I'm allergic
"Set your phasers on Force 3, to kill." Kirk
"Settle down Beavis. You're gonna soil your drawers!" - Butt-Head
"Settle down Beavis." -- Butthead
"Settle down, Beavis! You're gonna soil your drawers!" - Butt-Head
"Settle in your seat, and dim the lights..." -Pink Floyd
"Seven against one seems fair." -- Trapper
"Seven dead and they blame Marine training..."
"Seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone ..." -- Tolkien
"Seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone..."
"Seven years bad acting..." -- Joel Robinson
"Seven, Eight, Better stay up late..."-Elm St. Children
"Seventeen-hundred lies later..." -- Joel Robinson
"Seventy years they locked me away." Killian
"Several different programs appear to be running." - Data
"Several errant electrons jumped when they shouldn't have.
"Several warships have been dispatched to this sector." --Worf
"Severe Memory Limitations"
"Sewer Rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know......."
"Sex and violence, keep it in the home where it belongs"
"Sex for sundries is fun! Sex for sundries is fun!" -- Tom Servo
"Sex in space, what a concept!"
"Sex is *the* monster in the box." -- Senator Kreutzer
"Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines."
"Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines." --Jean-Luke Picard
"Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines." * Picard
"Sex is dirty only if it's done right." -Woody Allen
"Sex is great, but it can't beat corn on the cob." -- Garrison
"Sex is like a gun. You aim, you shoot, then run." - Aerosmith
"Sex is like wine, it gets better with age!"
"Sex is natural, but not if its done right!"
"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. ""Yes"" is the answer."
"Sex on TV can't hurt you, unless you fall off!"
"Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys." - L. Long
"Sex should be friendly." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Sex should be friendly." -- Heinlein
"Sex will age you if you enjoy it."
"Sex will outlive us all." Samuel Goldwyn
"Sex without love is merely healthy exercise." - Heinlein
"Sex! Lies! Drugs! Money! Power! Corruption! God, I love Congress!"
"Sex!?!?" - Ivanova
"Sex, ladies and gentlemen!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Sex, sex, ducks! Don't ask..."
"Sex,unix & rock-n-roll"
"Sex...sex sex sex...where were we?"
"Sex? I have no place in my life for it." -- Worf
"Sexsex sex sexwhere were we?"
"Sexual, Homer....is anybody there Homer Sexual?" -Bart to Moe
"Sexy women are nature's way of saying ""Keep it up""!"
"Sh*t All, It's 10:28:32!! I'm Late!"
"Shadows?" Sheridan "That's the only name we have for Them." Delenn
"Shaka, when the toilet backed up!"
"Shake & Bake", Janet Reno's recipe a la Waco.
"Shake for me, girl!" -Zeppelin
"Shake it off, you whiner!" -- Joel Robinson
"Shake off your heavy trance! And leap into a dance."
"Shaken, but not stirred." - Major Amasova/XXX (T.S.W.L.M.)
"Shaken, not stirred..."
"Shakespeare is one of the giants of Human literature." -- Bashir
"Shakespeare said it all, eh?"--Riker "Almost. That was Milton."--JLP
"Shakespeare, did your father help you with this homework?"
"Shakira Unplugged" is a BIG HIT for MTV-1
"Shakka, when the walls fell."
"Shakka, when the walls fell."
"Shall I activate the Tantalus Field?" Mareau-2
"Shall I compare thee to a bleeding flesh wound?" -- Tom Servo
"Shall I frost the cake?" Tom offered icily.
"Shall I guess your dreams?" Riker
"Shall I log this in with the rest?" - Vir
"Shall mortal man be more just than God?" -- Job 4:17
"Shall not be infringed." What don't you understand?
"Shall we buy a new guitar?" -Floyd
"Shall we dance?" - The Joker
"Shall we drive a more powerful car?" -Pink Floyd
"Shall we go there now or remain and play... at love..." Revan
"Shall we indulge in rishathra?"
"Shall we see what kind of swordsman you've become?" - Ramirez
"Shall we work straight through the night?" -Floyd
"Shall we?" Sisko "After you." Garak-2
"Shalom/Salaam/Pax Vobiscum/Namaste/Jai/Peace" -- Best Brains
"Shame fuels the economy!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Shame on you, Bert I. Gordon!" -- Joel Robinson
"Shame on you, Mr. Clemens, shame!" Guinan
"Shame-based science!" -- Tom Servo
"Shapes, I need shapes..."--Arthur
"Share and Enjoy!"- Motto of the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.
"Share and enjoy!" - Sirius Cybernetics
"Share in the group therapy.."- Elizabeth "Share this, B*tch!"
"Share water, little brother."
"Share your feelings with the group." - Butthead
"Shareware Registration Fees" or "How To Go Broke Saving Money!"
"Sharing Indian Beverages" - by T. Fatto
"Sharing an orbit with God is no small experience." Troi
"Shatner, when the wig fell..."
"Shave and lobotomy... Two bits!" -- Joel Robinson
"Shave tall, jump tall, and crouch tall!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Shazam! Babaloo! Viacom! QVC!" -- TV's Frank
"She *does* have her moods." - Hades on Demeter
"She Feels Like a New Man Tonight" --C&W Song
"She attracts me like a magnet," Tom said ironically.
"She awakes with a hairball and the worst breath of the day!"
"She bought it! C'mon, lets scram!" -- Crow T. Robot
"She broke your ribs giving you a back rub?"
"She called me `monkey boy'!" -- Sam Beckett
"She canna take much more o' this, Captain!" - Scotty
"She canna take no more, Captain!"
"She chooses the challenge." T'Pau
"She chopped her fingers off," Orville said off-handedly
"She chopped her fingers off," the doctor said off-handedly
"She could loosen another notch in the Bible belt"
"She cries, it's All In A Day's Work..."
"She cute?" "I dunno, but she's got great looking tags
"She did her best..." -- Joel Robinson
"She did one too many Ready Whip hits..." -- Crow T. Robot
"She didn't have to work in anybody's kitchen anymore." Forrest Gump
"She died as she lived: failing algebra." -- Crow T. Robot
"She died on a Saturday morning." Forrest Gump
"She dislikes me so much, it's irresistible." (George)
"She does not seem to be impressed by the heavy metal looks." - Mask
"She does the things you do, but she is an IBM."
"She does this thing with quarters..." -- Crow T. Robot
"She doesn't need a helmet." -- Mike Nelson
"She don't love me she love my automobile"
"She drove me to drink. I'm been meaning to write and thank her."
"She even flies her own jet," Tom leered.
"She exploded?" "It's a toon thing."
"She fed a lot of people, but the tasty they die young." - Folksinger
"She finishes second!" - Larry
"She got another stallion in the paddock?" -- Potter to Burns
"She grows up for another man, and he's down" -Floyd
"She had got the cancer, and died on a Tuesday." Forrest Gump
"She has always been that way." Sarek
"She has an extra hip. Really disturbing." -- Mike Nelson
"She has four fatal diseases." Margaret O'Brien
"She has to defend the Mushroom People..." -- Crow T. Robot
"She has wonderful muscles." - Chekov
"She is T'Pring. My wife." Spock
"She is calling from the deep, summoning my soul to endless sleep"
"She is finally free of that pain." - Blair about Cobra (R.I.P)
"She is hot." - X-Files
"She is in Festival. As you should be!" Hacom
"She is my navigator and She charts my course by strange stars."
"She is never going to love you." Changeling
"She is pure TV-movie pretty..." -- Crow T. Robot
"She is so coy! I love it!" - The Mask
"She is so coy...I LOVE IT!" - S. Ipkiss
"She just decided she's dead." -- Mike Nelson
"She just doesn't like strangers." Adel Renn
"She likes to rock and roll all night long..."
"She lives in a fire department training building." -- Crow
"She lives in the thimble kingdom." -- Crow T. Robot
"She looked like some pallid deranged sibylFlagg was afraid."
"She looks like Donald Sutherland in drag." -- Tom Servo
"She looks like Jiminy Cricket." -- Crow T. Robot
"She looks like Pebbles." -- Crow T. Robot
"She looks like a Dodge Neon..." -- Mike Nelson
"She looks like a Romulan." -- Crow T. Robot
"She looks like a munchkin from this angle!" -- Crow T. Robot
"She looks like an oil fire!" -- Tom Servo
"She may have flaws, but she has teeth" - Sisko (on the USS Defiant).
"She may have flaws, but she has teeth." - Sisko
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
"She meant `walk' the dog, not `wok' the dog!" -- Joel Robinson
"She must be wearing mink," Tom inferred.
"She must have studied under Jamie Lee Curtis." -- Crow T. Robot
"She needs a lobotomy! Someone get me a saw!"--Pulaski, WTNE
"She needs therapy." - Yakko
"She offered her honor, He honored her offer!!"
"She often inclined to borrow somebody's dreams till tomorrow" -Pink F
"She punched Lancelot!" "But he kissed me!"
"She ran off with that spoony bard!" --Tellah the Sage, FF2
"She ran out of pronouns." -- Tom Servo
"She really bent your mind like a spoon." -- Al Calavicci
"She really like those ears?" Kirk to Spock on Mother Horta
"She revolutionized the breast!" -- Mike Nelson
"She said 'very hard'." "Yeah. Then she said 'on'."
"She said I looked awesome." -- Duncan MacLeod
"She said it also feeds on fear." McCoy
"She said it was okay, but I felt like I just ate my young!"
"She said sperm." huh huh huh
"She says she talks to angels..." -- Black Crowes
"She says, 'Come on girl, it's All In A Day's Work.'"
"She seems almost lifelike." - Crow T. Robot
"She seems very committed." "She *ought* to be committed."
"She should pack some more foam peanuts around him." -- Crow
"She showers frequently. I know because I watch her."-Hawk on Margaret
"She sleeps above her covers. 4 FEET above her covers."
"She speaks *poniards!* And every word *stabs*!" -- Benedict
"She stayed the whole time... talked a lot." - B. Clinton
"She stole my cigars, too." -- Crow T. Robot
"She stood in the doorway, the ghost of a smile" -Floyd
"She struck a fellow officer." Tuvok
"She tells me things, I listen well, drink the wine and save the water
"She tore my valentine in two," Tom said halfheartedly.
"She travels like a rocket through the galaxy..."
"She tried to sit on my lap while I was standing." Humphrey Bogart
"She tries to watch what she eats but her eyes aren't quick enough."
"She turned her eyes towards the stars and dammed them to hell."
"She turned me into a Landers! I got better..."
"She turned me into a Republican!" --Newt Gingrich
"She turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" "Well, I got better."
"She turned me into a newt!" <Hard Stare> "I got better..."
"She turned me into a vole!" "A vole!?" "Well, I got better."
"She turned you into a newt?" "I got better...."
"She wakes up from a dream, checks the mirror for reality..."
"She walked right past me, Chief." Bashir re Lenz
"She was a big nun with a mustache!" -- Tom Servo
"She was a credit to her gender..."
"She was a headache, but viva l'amour!" -- Pepe LePew
"She was afraid in her soul, she was afraid for her soul." - The Stand
"She was afraid of him because he was The Really Bad Man." - DT II
"She was buns up kneeling......"
"She was carved from ice by the finest sculptor that ever lived."
"She was cheap, she was stupid and she wouldn't load" - Holly
"She was gonna name her boat `The Stereotype'." -- Crow T. Robot
"She was loved and we all miss her..."
"She was married to me. She had to be patient." - Riker
"She was meant for him, but he terrified her." - The Stand
"She was my north, my south, my east, my west." -- Auden
"She was prepared to die, Earth-man." Kras to Kirk
"She was right, but at the wrong time." Spock
"She was right. White magic. That's all that's left." - G.B.
"She was showing me her...ahhh...INITIATIVE."--Quark
"She was so special, she walked in slow motion." -- Parker Lewis
"She was wearing--she was wearing...RED."--Sisko
"She wasn't *that* bad a dancer..." -- MacLeod
"She wasn't one woman but two. And one of them was dangerous." - DT II
"She will choose her champion." T'Pau
"She wore a smoke-coloured dress at dinner," said Tom ingratiatingly.
"She worships Cthulhu!" MST3K from the 'How to Get Married' short
"She would have been my wife." Isak on Uletta
"She'd be thrilled just to live on my pillow. :"^) " - Anna Steven
"She'd make a good boat anchor." -- Crow T. Robot
"She'll be alright. Inform Lord @LN@ we have a prisoner."
"She'll be coming round the aardvark when she comes.."
"She'll be two years old when I get back." Romulan
"She'll fly apart!" "Fly her apart,then!"
"She'll grow out of it...won't she?" - Katie Ka-boom's mother
"She'll just have to stop behaving like a Q." - Q
"She'll launch on time and she'll be ready!" - Scotty
"She'll take what you give her as long as it's free" -Danny Dp(Bj)
"She's *dreamy*!" - Jeff, about any of the Senshi
"She's *extra* smokey!" -- Crow T. Robot
"She's Everybody Else's Girl, maybe one day she'll be her own" - T. Amos
"She's Saran wrapped..." -- Crow T. Robot
"She's VERY sexy!" Pandora
"She's a bird in a gilded cage."
"She's a dancing Millie Helper!" -- Crow T. Robot
"She's a gift"-Wesley "obviously you unwrapped her."-Troi
"She's a gift." "Obviously you unwrapped her."
"She's a golf teacher. I've struck gold!" (Kramer)
"She's a good sheila, Bruce, and not at all stuck up."
"She's a heartbreaker, a real mischief-maker..."
"She's a homewrecker..."
"She's a keeper!" -- Crow T. Robot
"She's a kitten with a whip and it hurts so good!" -- Mike Nelson
"She's a lady alright.. Her name is 'Enterprise'" - Picard
"She's a little young for you, isn't she, Wesley?" -- Geordi
"She's a one-woman wrecking crew..."
"She's a sad tomato"
"She's a witch! Burn her!"
"She's a woman with a harp stuck to her back! Boys!" -- Dot
"She's adopted."--Yakko "That's it, I'm outta here!" -- Slappy
"She's all right. She has to be." - Garibaldi
"She's already married", said Tom mistakenly.
"She's also the only member of her species I've seen."
"She's always a women to me " - Danny Dp (Billy Joel)
"She's an Ellen Jamesian." -- Crow T. Robot
"She's back." La Forge
"She's barracuda bait!" -- Tom Servo
"She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huuuuge..tracks a land."
"She's been everybody else's girl." -- Tori Amos
"She's been shot up pretty badly." - Ivanova
"She's been trying to lower inflation with my credit card."
"She's being followed by Al Gore." -- Tom Servo
"She's briskly jogging from him..." -- Crow T. Robot
"She's calling Confess 'a' Murder..." -- Crow T. Robot
"She's coming for you, Richie, and she's only the first!"
"She's dead, Jim! Uhh... You can stop flirting now, Jim... Jim??"
"She's dead, Jim, but still warm Flip for it?"
"She's dead, Jim, but still warm. Let's flip a coin."
"She's dead, Jim, but still warm... Flip for it?"
"She's dead, Jim. Now get off her." -- McCoy
"She's dead, Jim. But hell, she was like that in the sack."
"She's dead, Jim...still warm, though. Flip ya for her?"
"She's dead." McCoy "Stabbed a dozen times." Kirk
"She's deadwrapped in plastic!" -- Pete Martell
"She's doing the dead *woman* float..." -- Joel Robinson
"She's done it!" "She certainly has."
"She's dressed like Jack Lalane!" -- Tom Servo
"She's dressed like an Easter egg!" -- Tom Servo
"She's full of secrets..." -- Dancing Dwarf
"She's getting ready for a date with Jerry Seinfeld." -- Crow
"She's gone renegade." Eisen on Flint in Locanda
"She's gonna go vandalize Mr. Ed's house..." -- Crow T. Robot
"She's gonna snap off his head like a Pez dispenser!" -- Tom Servo
"She's got GI Joe hair." -- Crow T. Robot
"She's got HUGE... tracts of land!!" - Monty Python
"She's got a closet full of dead shoe salesmen!" -- Tom Servo
"She's got a darling triangular figure." -- Crow T. Robot
"She's got a deep voice, for a dog." -- Crow T. Robot
"She's got a face like a Sunday school picnic." Dick Powell
"She's got a matron-at-a-mental-hospital dress on." -- Tom Servo
"She's got a mortgage on my body and a lease upon my soul
"She's got a nice republican cloth coat." -- Mike Nelson
"She's got all those 'in and out' bits that you like
"She's got heavy equipment, she'll turn your head in an instant..."
"She's got her hair on sideways." -- Crow T. Robot
"She's got her own sense of humor." -- Mike Nelson
"She's got really nice skin, for a junkie." -- Crow T. Robot
"She's got teeth like a Ferengi!" -- Mike Nelson
"She's got the best leg flop in the business." -- Crow T. Robot
"She's got the classy chassis and the do-or-die air ... "
"She's got the radio tuned to the marching band station." -- Mike
"She's got to have a pinkish hue, a rosy glow." (George)
"She's guilty of thought crimes!" -- Mike Nelson
"She's hot." - X-Files
"She's in Odo's room, and sounds like she's having her way with him."
"She's innocent... Sam, I can see it in her eyes." -- Al
"She's just coming sir." - 007 (The Man With The Golden Gun)
"She's knitting frog collars."
"She's lying, I swear! Sometimes, toilets just explode!"
"She's making a human burrito!" -- Joel Robinson
"She's mine", averred the Cockney chauvinist.
"She's my kind of ghoul!" -- Joel Robinson
"She's my niece*Really*." - Maurice
"She's not coming up until he starts blowing."
"She's overjoyed, and self-assured..."
"She's painted for a Laugh-In sketch." -- Crow T. Robot
"She's perfect, absolutely perfect!" -Wes Crusher, addressing me! ;)
"She's prepped, primed, loaded, locked - and ready to kick some ass."
"She's pretty longwinded for a ghost." -- Crow T. Robot
"She's probably a Missouri cynic..." -- Mike Nelson
"She's probably discovered the cure to aging by now." Bashir
"She's putting on her tassles, now..." -- Tom Servo
"She's quiet a little spitfire. Isn't she?" - Q
"She's quite a little spitfire, now isn't she?" -Q
"She's ready Jim; Lock and Load!" McCoy, ST VI.
"She's really most sincerely dead." -- Coroner
"She's really over-dressed for this culture." -- Crow T. Robot
"She's rich" -- Luke
"She's rich, she's beautiful, she's got HUGE...tracts of land..."
"She's right, George, the bottle-wipe is big." (Jerry)
"She's saucier than this town deserves." -- Tom Servo
"She's sick and twisted, I admire that in a woman." Marquis De Sade
"She's so fat that when she sings, it's over."
"She's so special she walks in slow motion." -- Parker Lewis
"She's standing on Donna Reed!" -- Mike Nelson
"She's still smoking Harry, throw out sompin else".
"She's such a plucky little thing now, isn't she?" - Q
"She's tasty."
"She's the Captain." - Chakotay
"She's the best engineer I've ever known." Chakotay
"She's trying to sleep her way to the bottom." -- Tom Servo
"She's wearing a shaggy diaper that leaks." -- Joel Robinson
"She's wearing an Armoire on her finger." -- Tom Servo
"She's... Hiding... Behind... A WINDOW!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Sheba - beserking - when Midas smarted off..."
"Sheer magnatism, darling." - 007 (Roger Moore - L.A.L.D.)
"Sheer magnatism, darling." - 007 (Roger Moore - Live And Let Die)
"Shell to DOS. Come in, DOS Do you copy?"
"Shells, I just had it a minute ago!"
"Shelly Winters!" -- Crow "She's playing the building." -- Joel
"Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat
"Shen Dan Kuai Le Xin Nian Yu Kuai." - Mandarin Chinese Christmas
"Shep, what do we do with the cars when we catch them?" "Dunno, Spike."
"Sheridan. Learn." Kosh
"Sheriff, look out!" - Alexander
"Sherman, set the Wayback machine for Sodom and Gomorrah!"
"Sheryl Crow is a goddess" -Grimjack
"Shh let's not bring that up here shall we?" - Quickling
"Shh! The Christians think they're alone up here!" - God
"Shh. Admire the majesty of those stone pointy things."
"Shhh! I'm acting!" -- Tom Servo
"Shhh! The Christians think they're up here alone!" - God
"Shhh!" - By Danielle Soloud
"Shhhh! Know what that means?" - Blowski "You have a slow leak?" - Yakko
"Shhhhh! Carling watching!"
"Shhhhhhhhh, I wanna see him do it."--Marc Lavallee
"Shhhthe Christians think they're the only ones here..." -- God
"Shield your eyes, Frank..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Shields at 62%." Tate
"Shields at 90% and holding." Kim
"Shields at full strength", said Worf, defensively.
"Shields, Scotty!" "Aye, Sair...`Depends' OK?"
"Shin-Mu" - Mother of Perfect Intelligence.
"Shine like an angel, shine like the blues...." - Traci Lords
"Shine like the sun, the sun and the moon." - Traci Lords
"Shine on you crazy diamond" -Floyd
"Shine on you crazy diamond."
"Shinnen o medeto." [Happy New Year] - Japanese
"Shiosni." - Franklin "Guzentite." - Garibaldi
"Ship Mysteries" - By Marie Celeste
"Ship ahoy." - Uncle Fester
"Ships In Harbour" - By Dr. Longside
"Ships ahoy!" said Tom fleetingly.
"Ships ahoy!" yelled Tom fleetingly.
"Shit negro, that's all you had to say" -Jules
"Shit, gotta run. there's data that needs to be faked." - MG
"Sho, whas de qvestion ya wanted to put to me, hey??" - Gear Shift
"Shock's a pretty mild word for it, Doc." Sheridan
"Shocking. Positively shocking." - 007 (Sean Connery - Goldfinger)
"Shooop! Shooop! Shooop!"-Jennifer Aniston
"Shoot everywhere-- since that's where the enemies are." -- Strafe
"Shoot him 'for he run, now! DO the JERK, Baby!"
"Shoot me!" "I might kill you!" "Trust me, I'll be fine!"
"Shoot me." - Slappy
"Shoot the duck! Shoot the duck!" - Daffy Duck
"Shoot the one with the brush on his head." -- Tyler Stone
"Shoot, you're wasting time." Kirk to Spock-2
"Shooting yourself?! You ought to be shot for that!" -- Frank Burns
"Shop Refreshed : Coca-Cola" - 1959
"Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT!!" - Ash
"Short talk?" Tuvok "Close enough." Paris
"Short talk?" Tuvok "Something like that." Paris
"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death..." Pink Floyd
"Shot by a firing squad & raped by a business suit..."
"Shot down the Umbillicus at about 700 miles per second." -- Servo
"Should I bring my sports bra in case I get chased?" -- Crow
"Should I bring the criminal down now?" Orville asked condescendingly
"Should I find someone for you to expel?" -- Frank Lemmer
"Should I just submit to my taglined fate??"
"Should I raise the shields?" "No, that's what they expect us to do."
"Should I scratch your belly or what?" -- Tom Servo
"Should I sing until i can't sing anymore?" -Pink Floyd
"Should I stand out in the rain?" -Floyd
"Should the airport have a volunteer fire department?" -- Tom Servo
"Should we be afraid, be very afraid?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Should we eat him or bury him?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Should we just leave the dead guys there?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Should we open up her gifts or send them back?" -- "SEND THEM BACK!!"
"Should we put our comics in bags?" "No, we have lives."
"Should we shout, should we scream" -Floyd
"Should'a never had those little Vietnamese peppers..." -- Nelson
"Should've been, could've been, would of been dead..." -RHCP
"Shoulda bought me that drink..." -- Harry
"Shoulda got earthquake insurance." MacLeod
"Shoulda transferred to a cargo drone." - O'Brien
"Shoulder to the wheel..For someone else's selfish gain" - Amy Grant
"Shouldn't have looked, boy." - Crow
"Shouldn't the wind just cry 'Mariah'?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Shouldn't you be guarding Oswald?" -- Mike Nelson
"Shout easy play." O'Brien "Chief, you are not making any sense." Kir
"Show Us Your Aardvarks!"
"Show him we're not to be trifled with." -- Picard
"Show me a rich roleplayer and I'll show you a thief!"
"Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you." - Carl Jung
"Show me don't tell me " Show Don't Tell
"Show me don't tell me"
"Show me now that you're no fool: walk across my swimming pool!"
"Show me some more of this Earth thing called kissing." -- Lister
"Show me the evidence," is the last refuge of the debunker!
"Show me the glen where the kippers roam free."
"Show me the ways to get back to the Garden" - Tori Amos
"Show me where the weapons are stored." - Tosk
"Show me your Aura, Dora....."
"Show me your power." - Hope Hubris
"Show me, don't tell me."
"Show off always shown up in showdown."
"Show these kids the door!" "That's OK, we can see it from here!"Yakko
"Show's over, GO AWAY!" Slappy Squirrel, Animaniacs
"Show's over. Go away." Yakko Warner
"Shrimpin' is tough." Forrest Gump
"Shucks, I stole it for use as a tagline." - Don Horton..
"Shun thee and the horse and buggy thou rode in on!" -Amish trash talk
"Shut her down, Leroy, she's sucking mud!!!"
"Shut off that damn noise!" Picard at a Red Alert siren.
"Shut off that damn noise!" - Picard
"Shut the BLOODY busuki players!"
"Shut the window; it's cold out." "Now it's warm out?"
"Shut up & Listen" * Lister
"Shut up Beavis. Don't make me kick your a** again." -- Butthead
"Shut up Spock, we're rescuing you!" - McCoy
"Shut up Wesley!" - Beverly
"Shut up Wesley!" - Picard
"Shut up and go get me some antiseptic." - - Calvin
"Shut up and kiss me, Riker" -- Deanna Troi
"Shut up and listen!" -- Lister
"Shut up and look stupid."- Ren Hoek
"Shut up and pleasure me!" - Peg Bundy
"Shut up and watch the deer get slaughtered..." -- Joel Robinson
"Shut up k...I mean, be patient, Master Skeeve." - Aahz
"Shut up kid!" - Guinan
"Shut up! Shut up! Joel, make him stop!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Shut up! Shut up!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Shut up! You probably score! And you're a dork!" - Beavis
"Shut up! Shut up! Joel, make him stop!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Shut up! Shut up!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Shut up!" McCoy
"Shut up, Beavis!" "Oh, sorry man!"
"Shut up, Data!" * Jean-Luc Picard
"Shut up, Frank, or I'll let the dog play with you." -- Forrester
"Shut up, Gomer!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Shut up, Mulder"--Scully "Sure. Fine. Whatever."--Mulder
"Shut up, Quark." O'Brien "More trouble with the little woman?" Quark
"Shut up, Spock! We're rescuing you!" - McCoy
"Shut up, Tom. Its always one thing or another..." -- Joel
"Shut up, Wilbur, and load the Photon torpedoes."
"Shut up, butt-pirate, I'm trying to hear!" - Stan "Ass-rammer." - Kyle
"Shut up, kid." - Aahz
"Shut up, or I will KILL you! Do you understand?" - Buzzcut
"Shut up, you American! You always talk, you Americans.."
"Shut up, you fool!"- Ren Hoek
"Shut up," he explained.
"Shut up. You're going to jail." - Batman
"Shut your mouth, pain junkie. I haven't asked anything yet."
"Shut your yap clueless, you'll be rotting soon enough anyway."
"Shuttle Craft 4 has just cleared." Worf
"Shutup and drink your prune juice" - Troi
"Shy? Tyrannosaurus Rex is shy?" -- Ian Malcom
"Shyoshnik." Franklin "Gesundheit." Garibaldi
"Sic Gorgiamos Allos Subjectatos Nunc" Addams Family Credo
"Sick 'em Rex"..........."Yibbidda yibbidda"
"Sick em' up, little buddy!" - Sam
"Sick minds are what makes the world go round!"
"Sickos never scare me...at least they're committed." - Catwoman
"Side hackin' is the thing to do, and doesn't hurt to have a low IQ
"Sige" - Grandmother of God, The Silent Goddess.
"Sigh.. do I just live to be taglined?"
"Sigmund Freud: eat your heart out!
"Signal the closest starship." Harriman
"Signals transmitted, message received" Chemistry
"Signs, signs, everywhere are signs..."?
"Siht, gotta rnu -- I kneed to mkae some tyope s" - M. Glodberg
"Silcon-based life is physiologically impossible!" McCoy
"Silence is the unbearable repartee." -- Chesterton
"Silence that child!" - Data
"Silence the child or send him away!" Cmdr. Sela
"Silence the pianos, and with muffled drum, bring out the coffin."
"Silence your dog, Captain!" -- Tomallak
"Silence! I've had enough of this wowdy wabble webel behaviour."
"Silence! Pick a character!" -- Tom Servo, Dungeonmaster
"Silence, Insect" said the daughter of the Ubar
"Silence, foul temptress!" --Monty Python
"Silence, foul temptress!" -- Lancelot
"Silence, naughty lady of the night!"
"Silence: the most perfect expression of scorn."
"Silence?" - Dot
"Silencer of the Pet sold separately." - Stay Tuned
"Silent all these years..." -- Tori Amos
"Silently the senses abandon their defences..." - The Phantom
"Silently, dismally, the credits roll on..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Silk was invented so women could go naked in clothes"
"Silly boy... you *never* invite a vampire into your home!"
"Silly customer, you cannot hurt a twinkie!" -Apu
"Silly puppy!" - Mindy
"Silly rabbit, Tricks Are For Hookers"
"Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids."
"Simba! I'm a little surprised to see you---alive!" - Scar
"Simba, it's to die for!"
"Simba,...it's to DIE for" -Scar, The Lion King.
"Simbait's to *die* for..." -- Scar
"Simon! Theodore! Alvin!" -- Mike Nelson
"Simon, can you pronounce your name backwards?"... "No Mis"
"Simon, can you say your name backwards?" "No Mis"
"Simple Mathematics" By Algy Brarr
"Simple advice is the best advice." -- Law of Advice
"Simple hesitation!" O'Brien
"Simple intuition provides this fact." --S. Wiggins
"Simple! Do this..." <universe ends - Wesley Crusher
"Simple. Just do this." <universe ends -- Wesley
"Simple. Change the gravitational constant of the universe." --Q
"Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in his-to-ry"
"Simpson, eh?" - Monty Burns
"Simpson. Simpson. French, is it?"
"Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily." - Heinlein
"Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily." - Lazarus Long
"Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily." -- Heinlein
"Sinbad tested -- god approved."
"Since I grew my bushy-wushy sideburns..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Since I never write programs, every language looks equally bad;
"Since before your sun burned hot, I have awaited a question." Guardian
"Since observed by yours truly, God." -- Anonymous
"Since she was a little girl, she danced for me." Tark
"Since the dawn of time we have been amongst you..." - Ramirez
"Since then there have been 50 deaths by violence." Torqueman
"Since we are playing this tape, we will assume that I am dead." Kirk
"Since we're a team, you do the diet part" - Capt. John Sheriaden
"Since when does a warrior become a murderer." - Duncan MacLeod
"Since when handicapped people give out parking tickets?!!?!"
"Since when is a MacLeod not welcome in Glenfinnan?" Duncan McL
"Since you come from Galilee, then you need not come to me!"
"Sincerity is no substitute for competence." P.E.I. Bonewits
"Sincerity? I can fake that." - Bill Clinton
"Sincerity? I can fake that." - Hawkeye Pierce
"Sinclair and Son, Unskilled Laborers': the future looks bright!"
"Sing Dan Fae Lok, Gung Hai Fat Choi." - Cantonese Chinese Christmas
"Sing a song that can't be sung without the morning's kiss" -Pink Floyd
"Sing distinctly? We don't wanna! Buy our album! We're Nirvana!"
"Sing me songs, you know will make me smile" -Coverdale/Page
"Sing on, with hymns uproarious, ye humble and aloof."
"Sing out, Louise...Sing out!" Rosalind Russell
"Sing to me, sing to me when that fat old sun in the sky is falling"
"Sing, my Angel of Music!" - The Phantom of the Opera
"Singin' And Shakin'" - By Oprah Tic Tenor
"Singing In The Rain" - By Ivor Macintosh
"Singing in the sunshine, laughing in the rain" -Zeppelin
"Singing. I was singing!" Uhura
"Single malt. Really isn't anything else like it." -- Natalie
"Sioux Me!" -- Story of an Indian Attorney
"Sir Crow of Robot, Defender of the Realm!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Sir George...going...UP?"
"Sir Guy of WHAT?"--Vash
"Sir Klingons on the starboard bow!" "Well scrape em off"
"Sir! Adm. Necheyev approaching at high warp!" "Target all phasers!"
"Sir! Japanese battleship dead ahea##$@#%@%..NO CARRIER
"Sir! Romulans on the port bow!" "Well, scrape 'em off!"
"Sir! Romulans on the starboard bow!" - "Well, scrape them off!"
"Sir! What are you doing? You're heading right into their fleet!"
"Sir! Klingons on the starboard bow!" "Well, scrape 'em off, Ensign!"
"Sir! Romulan Warbird decloakingX01:4,VbKx NO CARRIER
"Sir! Romulans on the starboard bow!" "Well, scrape them off!"
"Sir! The USS YATI is transmitting 285,000 Taglines a second!"
"Sir, Bajoran Warbird decloaking!" "Arghh!, it's another YATI!"
"Sir, Deck Fourteen reports that the toilet's blocked."
"Sir, I MUST protest; I am *NOT* a merry man!" Worf
"Sir, I am fluent in six million forms of communication." - C-3PO
"Sir, I believe the crew has de-evolved..." <Data>
"Sir, I have located Ensign Steven," - Dax
"Sir, I have ruled. Please sit down." - Data
"Sir, I must protest! I am not a merry man!" -Worf
"Sir, I protest! I am NOT a merry man!" -Worf
"Sir, I seem to be stuck" -- Data "Well, get unstuck" -- Picard
"Sir, I wouldn't allow the boy to go roaming..." Chief O'Brien
"Sir, My intelligence circuts have melted." * Kryten
"Sir, News from the underground..."
"Sir, We're Being Hailed!" "Dammit Q! Leave My Ship Alone!"
"Sir, drop shields." - Data
"Sir, it's a felony to tease the order box." - Mitch
"Sir, it's the Canadian Starship Enterprise-Eh!"--Iain Twolan
"Sir, my intelligence circuits have melted." -- Kryten
"Sir, my nipple nut is not functioning!" - Kryton
"Sir, no man but a blockhead ever wrote for money."-Samuel Johnson
"Sir, sensors indicate Mr. Spock cut the cheese!"
"Sir, several zebras are requesting transport" - O'Brien
"Sir, shouldn't you buckle up?" - Sanderz "AH, Buckle This!" - Helmut
"Sir, that heading takes us directly into the sun!" Tate
"Sir, the Borg are following us." Tate
"Sir, the Romulans do not take prisoners." Chekov
"Sir, the men usually *ride* the camel into town."
"Sir, there's a nipple on your face..." -- Mike Nelson
"Sir, try to land on Leonard's carcassssssss!!!" - Smithers
"Sir, we are receiving 285,000 hails." - Lt. Crusher
"Sir, we've got enemy ships in sector 2-7!" - Lieutenant Sesfan
"Sir, without you, life was like a broken pencil...it was pointless."
"Sir, your llama just bit Ted Kennedy!!"
"Sir. I need temporary lodging." Data
"Sir. The freighter is disintigrating." Worf
"Sir? Am I to understand that you people sell dead, fried BIRDS here?"
"Sire, the Taglines are revolting!" "You're not so hot yourself." Tag
"Sire, the peasants are revolting!" --me "Yes, they certainly are." --Lary
"Sire, this man wishes to picket." "Fine, nail him to a fence."
"Sire?" -HelloPrimeMinisterNurse "Wait till we're alone." -King Yakko
"Sirs, with your permission, would you stop horsing around?" -- Radar
"Sis takes to the comfort of cream items..." -- Mike Nelson
"Sis, are you awake?" -Arkansas foreplay
"Sisko can't fly merrily off and forget about it."--Tracy
"Sisko? What does he have to do with anything?" Quark
"Sister Chuck Yeager!" -- Tom Servo
"Sisters are doin' it for themselves!"
"Sit Spot .. Sit Spot .. Sit Spot .. Sit Spot" - Data
"Sit down and shut up!" -- Bush
"Sit down over there, Wesley." * Picard
"Sit down, Steven. Richard Franklin Yes, sir." Franklin
"Sit down. Now come forward." Crusher
"Sit for a portrait? Why, I'd be honored, Mr. Pickman."
"Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me"
"Sit right back and enjoy the Vietnam War!" -- Tom Servo
"Sit, Ubu. Sit."
"Sitting in a bunker here behind my wall" -Floyd
"Sitting in the shadows, blowing smoke rings at the moon"
"Sitting under apple trees causes headaches." -- Newton's Law
"Siwence! I've had enough of this wowdy wabble webel behaviour."
"Six Flags Over 10 to the 12th Power!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Six kids... you guys are going to be busy bunnies!" -- Al
"Six pints of bitter. And quickly please, the world's about to end."
"Six times three isn't two hundred, either!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Sixteen: I fell in love with a girl as sweet as could be" -Zeppelin
"Sixth century. Danish, I believe." Chakotay
"Sixty-nine is devine...."
"Size encompasses life, and the Tower encompasses size." - Walter
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hm?"
"Sizzling pumpkins? This is truly pathetic!" Slappy Squirrel
"Skategate" -official scandal of the 1994 Winter Olympic Games
"Skepticism is the chastity of the intelect." -- Santayana
"Skiing? No Hunting" <FLOOSSSH> <BLAM> - Golden Eye
"Skin is smooth, I steal a glance..."
"Skin... skiiiinnnnn." "Darwin, get a life."
"Skins versus... uh... skins." -- Mike Nelson
"Skip to the end!" - Prince Humperdink
"Skip-PER!" - Gilligan's Island
"Skull and crossbones on a background of black!"
"Skulls ain't GOT no brains!"
"Skutters don't have time off!" * Rimmer
"Sky King!" -- Joel Robinson
"Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight!" -- Servo Chorus
"Skydivers've been laying their huge eggs..." -- Mike Nelson
"Skywalker & Sons:Intergalactic ScrapYards "
"Slappy darlin'! Is that you?" "If it aint, you better call my agent!"
"Slash. Maim. Mutilate." -Any Cookbook
"Slavery involving into an instiution." Spock
"Slaves, assistants, as much gold as I could eat.."
"Sleazegate - The First Name in Disc Drives"
"Sleep is for wimps. Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps nonetheless" -- Gary "Wolf" Barnes, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
"Sleep well and dream of large women." - Westley
"Sleep, Data!" - Picard/Locutus
"Sleep, Data." -- Locutus
"Sleep. Sleep tonight, and may your dream be realised." --U2
"Sleep? What is that?" -- Fidonet posters
"Sleep? What is this?" Bluewave posters
"Sleep? What is this?" Bluewave posters <-TLP
"Sleep?? What is that??" -- Fidonet posters
"Sleeper waking, meals taking. Sleeper speeding, people bleeding."
"Sleeping Your Way to the Top by Hillary ""Rodman"" Clinton."
"Sleeping Your Way to the Top", by Hillary Clinton
"Sleeping is my 3rd favorite thing!" * Cat
"Sleeping is my third favorite thing!" -- The Cat
"Sleeping is not the problem. Waking up, that is a problem."
"Sleeping pills . . . the permanent kind." Blonde.
"Sleeping with the Enemy" starring Bill Clinton!
"Sleepless night?" - Morticia Addams
"Slide show. Boring. Losing consciousness." - The Tick
"Slide show...boring...losing...conciousness!" - The Tick
"Slideryou stink!" -Maverick
"Slideshow boring. Losing conciousness..." - Tick
"Slimy yet satisfying." - Pumbaa
"Slimy, yet... satisfying!"
"Slimy...yet satisfying." --Simba
"Slip into something a little more uncomfortable." -- Crow T. Robot
"Slippers. Ruby. Red." -- Dr. Crusher
"Sliver" Xpress ..... the movie!
"Slobbing in the morning followed by slobbing in the afternoon."
"Sloppy Joe, slop-sloppy Joe..."
"Slow down at the next red light. I wanna jump out!"
"Slow down!" "Yeah! Slow down or shut up!" -Beavis & Butt-Head
"Slow down, Torres, and tell me what it is." Janeway
"Slow down. Now let me get this straight." - Sisko
"Slow poison." Thelev
"Slowing to one-half impulse power, sir." "Make it slow, Ensign."
"Slowly, gently, night unfurls its splendour..." - The Phantom
"Slowly, slowly! It's too nice a job to rush!" - Columbia
"Slowly. Extremities where I can see them."--Odo
"Slug bug!" -- Mike Nelson
"Slugs are so chewy before you shrivel 'em up." - Calvin
"Small change can often be found under seat cushions." - Heinlein
"Small change can often be found under seat cushions." - Lazarus Long
"Small change can often be found under seat cushions." -- Heinlein
"Small talk." Picard "Yes, sir." Data
"Smart is sexy!" - Asimov
"Smart is sexy!" -- Isaac Asimov
"Smart is sexy." - Scully to Mulder (WAr of the Coprophages)
"Smart is sexy." Scully
"Smart is sooooo sexy" - Bob Morton
"Smeg! I forgot to ask if there are any curry houses in Dallas!
"Smell that air, Fester! Like a tomb." - Gomez Addams
"Smells like Elvis in there..." -- Tom Servo
"Smells like a ferret cage in there..." -- Mike Nelson
"Smells like a montage..." -- Tom Servo
"Smells like a wrestling mat in here." -- Crow T. Robot
"Smells like the inside of John Goodman's chaps..." -- Mike Nelson
"Smells like the primate house in here!" -- Joel Robinson
"Smells like... teen spirit." - Butt-Head
"Smelly cat, oh smelly cat, it's not your fault..."
"Smile - things may get worse more slowly." - Heinlein
"Smile a lot, compliment her handbag, then send her away." -Dinosaurs
"Smile and *NOW*! <whack>" Kirk
"Smile at every ugly. Shine on your shoes and cut your hair" - FZ
"Smile, and that will mean I may." -- Frank N. Furter
"Smile, apologize, agree... invite them to a tea party"
"Smirk Mode" - Kryten - D.N.A., Series IV
"Smith & Wesson: The Original "Point & Click" Interface!"
"Smoke a cigarette and lie some more...these conversations kill."
"Smoke me a kipper !..... "what a guy" - Ace Rimmer visits Red Dwarf
"Smoke me a kipper -- I'll be back for breakfast!" -- Ace Rimmer
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast."
"Smokin'!" - The Mask
"Smoking is a bad habit. My species gave it up centuies ago." Paris
"Smoking or nonsmoking, Wayne?" "Smoking... NOT!"
"Smoking's been taxed, drinking's been taxed, but not..thingy."
"Smoldering slothdung!"
"Smooth-chested men leave me clammy." - Bloom County
"Smorgasbord" - By Buffy Dinner
"Smug mode!" -- Kryten
"Smug/Swagger Mode" - Kryten - Psirens, Series VI
"Snail worship" is nothing but an escargot cult.
"Snak-y go down da hoooollle." - Baby Plucky (Animaniacs)
"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?" -- Indy
"Snap out of it, man! Here comes Captain Stimpy!"
"Snap out of it. Start acting like men!" Kirk
"Snap, crack, bushawhack. Tie another one to the rack, baby"
"Snausages!"
"Sniff...Whazat?!" "Zat's coffee!"
"Sniff.Hork.Ptui." iz a way to appreciate fine art on a handkerchief.
"Snip, criggle, poop." (Rice Crispies past their sell date.)
"Snip, criggle, poop." (Rice Crispies past their sell date.)
"Snort, grunt, grunt." - Ortugg (Gamorrean Guard)
"Snotty beamed me twice last night... and it was *wonderful*."
"Snow can wait; I forgot my mittens..." -- Tori Amos
"Snow is for penguins and polar bears." -- Floridian Proverb
"Snowgoons on the horizon... Hobbes, load the CALVINATOR!" - Calvin
"Snowgoons on the horizonHobbes, load the CALVINATOR!"
"Snugglebunnies Snugglebunnies Snugglebunnies Snugglebu..."
"So *this* is martinizing?" -- Mike Nelson
"So I am here to apprehend him?" - Worf
"So I didn't just clobber him. I blew him to a million pieces!"-Slappy
"So I don't feel alone, or the weight of the stone" -Floyd
"So I dub thee UNFORGIVEN!" - James Hetfield <Metallica>
"So I dub thee unforgiven..." -Metallica
"So I forgot about the gem, gime a break!" - Ryoko
"So I guess that it's also not 'talking to me' then?"
"So I guess that makes me a sellout." Brynner
"So I loooose it! I SNAAAAAP!"--The Champ
"So I said 'be fruitful and multiply' without implying a partner."
"So I see no other alternative...but to let you go." Janeway
"So I spy on her, I lie to her, I make promises I cannot keep" -Floyd
"So I stuck my fingers in and FPUUFFF!!! a big 'Purple Haze'!"
"So I took the liberty of spicing it up a bit." Neelix
"So I'll remove the cause, but NOT the symptom!" --RHPS
"So I'll remove the cause... But not the symptom!" - Dr. Frank
"So I'm a good guy?" "Yeah. You're a *damned* good guy!"
"So I'm flip-flopping. I say let the boy stay down there." - Quimby
"So I'm packing my bags for the Misty Mountains" -Zep
"So I've made some mistakes." Nog
"So I, um... _arranged_ for you to come out here." - Q
"So Kilrah has an Achilles' heel..." - Eisen
"So Lister can understand it." * Rimmer "Oh dear..." * Holly
"So Lone Star - I see your Schwartz is as big as mine... "
"So Miss Vale... another rooster in the henhouse..." - The Joker
"So Misson: Fraidy Cat comes to a close." -- Tom Servo
"So Mr. Jackson, what exactly WAS the inspiration for 'Be
"So Mr. Peeper's a heroin dealer?" -- Mike Nelson
"So THAT'S where babies come from?"(FAINT)-Wesley's 1st hot date
"So THAT's where the next letter will appear", said Tom after a cursory
"So a few people won't get letters, Boo Hoo." - Homer
"So all we gotta do now is nuke Kilrah..." - Flash
"So be it, Jedi!" - Emperor Palpatine
"So be it. Come, Patsy." -- King Arthur
"So bring Grandma, and enjoy!" - Crow on PULP FICTION
"So certain are you, yes?" - Yoda
"So certain are you." - Yoda
"So cheer up, Thorin and company!" - Gandalf
"So clean yourself in alphabetical order!" -- Crow T. Robot
"So close to finding freedom, then the guard calls my name" - Tori Amos
"So close, no matter how far..." -Metallica
"So come here Chewie, you sexy Wookiee."
"So did did they." Kirk
"So did their parents; it didn't save them." - Crusher
"So eager to play, so reluctant to admit it."
"So easy a child can do it" (child not included)
"So eat my dimples!" -- Crow T. Robot
"So either I was saved by God or a horse." -- Miguel (Spider-Man)
"So far they haven't given us anything to eat or drink." - Sheridan
"So few girls knew this was an option..." -- Mike Nelson
"So free we seem, so fettered fast we are!" -- Browning
"So good of you to come back..." -- Nailnose
"So have a good drown, as you go down, all alone" -Floyd
"So have you given any more thought to a name?" Kes
"So he can go on playing, can he?"
"So he's a killer and a golfer" - DS "Rings a bell, huh" - FM (3x17)
"So help me, I'll (FFFT) mow ya down!"--Charlie McCarthy
"So here we are, victims of mathematics.." - Londo Mollari
"So hit it!" -- Yakko
"So how *do* I die?" Scully "You don't." Bruckman
"So how come `forehead' here gets all the dialog?" -- Tom Servo
"So how does this further the game of tennis?" -- Mike Nelson
"So how does this further the plot?" -- Tom Servo
"So how we gonna ditch the dodo?" - Nala
"So howcome `forehead' here gets all the dialog?" -- Tom Servo
"So if she weighs the same as a duck"
"So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised."
"So is it raining in your bedroom?"
"So it begins." --- Kosh, "Chrysalis"
"So it begins." The Doctor
"So it works out then?" * Lister "Eventually." * Kochanski
"So it's come to this, huh?" -- TV's Frank
"So just sit back and relax. You'll laugh till you collapse!"
"So just tell me to 'Shut up Wesley!', and I will" - Wesley
"So let's blow this pop stand"-Dan
"So lock on to my signal, and BEAM ON DOWN!" -- Star Trek Salesman
"So long and thanks for all the fish."
"So long for a while..." The Lucky Strike Gang
"So long, Quark." - Riker
"So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
"So long, you corn shuckin' suckers!" -- Mike Nelson
"So look out, mister!"
"So many Ferengis, SO little time" --Kira, with chainsaw
"So many Nymphs, so little time."-Pan
"So many credit hours, so little time." -- Kevin Yochum
"So many decision...caught between darkness and light." -RUSH
"So many dupes, so little time" - Danny Della Paolera
"So many men... so few brains." - Ronald-Ann
"So many needy people, so little time." Zek
"So many targets, and so little time." - Tol Sivron
"So maybe Thomas Jefferson wasn't born in your backyard?" - Tori Amos
"So much blood from one little hole" - Trent Reznor
"So much for `Watching'..." - MacLeod
"So much for blissful anonimity." -- Quinn Mallory
"So much for global warming..." - Rita
"So much for non-involvement." -- Rembrandt Brown
"So much for reason." - Odo
"So much for sex appeal." - Catwoman
"So much for the Dominion. Open fire!" Tain
"So much for the Dominion." - Enabran Tain
"So much for the elevator music..." -- Johhny Fever
"So much for the guard dog." Hercules
"So much they talk'd, so very little said." - Churchill
"So much to do, so little time." - The Joker
"So much wrong could religion induce." -- Lucretius
"So much... for the single bullet theory." - The Crow
"So muchfor the single bullet theory." -- Eric Draven
"So muchfor the single bullet theory." -- The Crow
"So now I am left with the same choice you made." Janeway
"So now it ends." - The Kurgan
"So now we're chasing ghosts?" - Scully "Who ya gonna call?" - Mulder
"So now you're improvising. Teriffic." Sheridan
"So often fragile power turns to scorn and ridicule"
"So pick a name." Kes "Just pick one?" Doctor
"So quake with fear, you tiny fools!" -- Frank N. Furter
"So rare and so exciting, I only hope this love we found can last..."
"So remember! Put on a happy face!" - The Joker
"So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought."
"So ripe in your confusion. So luscious in your pain." -- Frank
"So round, so firm, so fully packed..."
"So seek the wolf in thyself!"- Metallica
"So she said it was either her or the ham radio....OVER"
"So she'd have to actually turn the knob to get out?" -- Crow
"So signal all the children... Send a message calling to the wild!"
"So simple, even a child prodigy can operate it."
"So sure we were on something..." - Tori Amos
"So that's where my sweater's been." - Dolores Fuller
"So the gorilla got hair. Me, I get brains." -Gallagher
"So the zombie settled down, got himself a job..." -- Mike Nelson
"So there are actually no dilithium deposits on this planet?" Kim
"So they bonked him on the noggin and they shot him into space!"
"So they didn't go in willingly." La Forge
"So they keep their word scrupulously." Kirk
"So they take all the credit here." McCoy on Capellan men
"So they want to play rough? Well that's fine by me." - Shai-ster
"So they wanted to destroy me, do they?" - Q
"So they're blowing stuff up..." -- Joel Robinson
"So this is Jesus Christ? I am really quite suprised!"
"So this is how it all ends. Shall I expose my underbelly, sir?"
"So this is how it begins..." -- Harry Wyckoff
"So this is it! We're going to die!" -Arthur Dent
"So this is it," said Arthur, "we are going to die."
"So this is where they make movies," Tom said studiously.
"So this is where your ancestors are?" Tom asked cryptically.
"So this is your ancestors' tomb," Tom said cryptically.
"So this is your new computer!" said Tom calculatingly.
"So this must be how Kafka Felt..."
"So this wasn't simply a chance meeting?" - Frank N. Furter
"So very simple, that only a child can do it!"
"So we *did* plant a bomb! I was beginning to wonder
"So we could use the phasers like a spotlight." Janeway
"So we crashed the gate doin' 98, I said 'Let them truckers roll 10-4!'"
"So we live our lives..." -- Gentle Mountain
"So we're the same height." Doctor
"So what am I supposed to do now?" Sheridan
"So what are you going to do?" "First...I'm gonna take your stick."
"So what are you waiting for, god? Your robes?" Salish
"So what brings you to the Big Apple?" -- Lamont Cranston
"So what do we do now?" - Garibaldi
"So what do we do to get out?" Kim
"So what do we do? Do I go first?" Janeway
"So what do you expect me to do?" Winters
"So what do you want me to do?" -- Col. Potter
"So what does Forensics say?" Sheridan "Suicide." Garibaldi
"So what else is new?" * Talkie Toaster
"So what happened?" Allen "They kept the secret." Sheridan
"So what if it was" - Scully on lake monster (3x22)
"So what is it?" -Cat
"So what is this...the anti-Waltons?" - Fox Mulder
"So what makes you so interesting hmm?"
"So what the hell am I supposed to do now?" Ro
"So what they are is a bunch of constipated gardeners." -- Peter David
"So what you're saying is, this guy's a total wacko." - B. Wayne
"So what! You can still fight when yer drunk!" -Major Fokker
"So what's the point?" Riker
"So what's your plan for getting past those guys?" "Live bait."
"So what, big deal."
"So what, you can still fight when your drunk" -Roy Fokker...
"So when I die, the first thing I will see in Heaven is a score list?"
"So when does the suspense part begin?" -- Tom Servo
"So where ya going to tomorrow?"
"So where's my popped worms?" - Lord Camembert
"So which is it? Am I dead or am I bait?" -- Amanda
"So who ELSE do I add to my list of total jerks?"
"So who else do I add to my list of total jerks" - Calvin
"So who's afraid of a little abstraction?" -- Limbaugh
"So why don't you give me the fraging data crystal." - Garibaldi
"So why don't you go to your animal guide and talk it out?" Seska
"So why'd you bring the leafblower, Walt?" -- Tom Servo
"So will it be." Ten Bears "I recon so." Josey Wales
"So ya thought ya might like to go to the show" -Floyd
"So you believe what you saw was some kind of transmission? - Picard
"So you can make me cum; that doesn't make you Jesus!" -- Tori Amos
"So you can't see me... no, not at all!" - Magenta
"So you compromise; you listen to Klingon opera." - Odo
"So you die Captain, and we all move up in rank!" -- Evil Tom Servo
"So you die, Captain, and we all move up in rank." Chekov
"So you don't know the way to France either - bugger."
"So you feel you're being symbolically cast in a bad light." Ivanova
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts." -- Tori Amos
"So you got caught with a flat, well... how 'bout that?
"So you got caught with a flat, well... how 'bout that?" - Dr. Frank
"So you have looked at the flight roster..." - Flint
"So you just, like, popped in on Troi?" - Chafin
"So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking"
"So you should take your plane out to dinner and a movie?"
"So you soured the milk!" Scott
"So you think YOUR relatives suck?" - Odo to Data
"So you think you can love me and leave me to die!"
"So you think you might like to go to the show..." Pink Floyd
"So you want to become a priest - why? Do you like little boys?"
"So you were there." - Worf "Yes, but--" - Selan "That will suffice."
"So you're a waffle man, are you?" - Talkie Toaster
"So you're evil, huh?"-Die Fledermaus "Yeah!" "It's always something."
"So you're in San Francisco Mensa," said Tom homogeneously.
"So you're saying that Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"
"So you're telling me this is the 24th-century, and I'm dead?" - Kirk
"So you've been challenged. How to get ready for a fight to the death"
"So you've come to dissuade me from my horrific plan." Soran
"So your mother's got herself a boyfriend." Iolus to Hercules
"So your name is 'Unknown Sample.'" Kira
"So your official cause of death is tooth decay?" Sheriff Buck
"So! Not and end, but the end of the beginning!" - Walter
"So's having your eyeballs spooned out and served on toast." - Garibaldi
"So, @FN@, what size jumpsuit do you wear?" "Mmmmm......"
"So, @FN@, what size jumpsuit do you wear?" -- Dr. Forrester
"So, @TOFIRST@, what size jumpsuit do you wear?" "Mmmmm......"
"So, Ambassador Petri is going to recover. That is too bad." Elaan
"So, Bandit, what are your intensions towards my daughter?"
"So, Bill, how DID you explain Gennifer to the President?"
"So, Bill, what does the President think of this lawsuit?"
"So, Commander, tell me about your sexual organs." -Riker
"So, Dave, I says ta her, I says...Dave, you listening?" - HAL
"So, Fish Guy, do you really have all the powers of a fish?" - The Mask
"So, Frosty, how was the hot chocolate?...Frosty, where are you?"
"So, I built a second one! That sank into the swamp."
"So, I need your answer, Captain, and I need it now." - Hague
"So, I suppose now you want to ravish me.." "Yes, yes, in a moment.."
"So, I'm *not* a vampire," Tom reflected.
"So, Mike, where's THE ATOMIC BRAIN?"
"So, Mirror, who's the cutest?" - Dot "You are, Dot." - Mirror
"So, Ray., what size jumpsuit do you wear?" "Mmmmm......"
"So, animals can sense evil." - Ace Ventura
"So, are you an Amphibian American?" "No. I'm just a frog"
"So, are you saying we should pay more attention to the MOVIES?"
"So, are you two, like, boyfriend and girlfriend?"
"So, are your dads bean-eating alcoholics, too?" -- Mike Nelson
"So, do I pass?" - Franklin
"So, do you get any holidays in that evil society of yours?" - Molly
"So, do you live around here often?" - S. Wright
"So, do you want to talk about it?" La Forge to Data
"So, does that make me Dex-Three?" -- Dex-Three, WTNE
"So, have you given any more thought to a name?" -- Kes
"So, how are mom and the girls?" - Franklin
"So, how are you feeling, Chief?" Sisko
"So, how much longer is Keiko going to be on Bajor?" Bashir
"So, if you had to do it all over again?" - Q
"So, if you're a dragon, prove it." <WHOOOMF> "OK! OK! I BELIEVE YOU!!!"
"So, is his name Cheese-Steak or Colossus?" -- Crow T. Robot
"So, is there a runaway cadet in here?" - Geordi
"So, is there a runaway cadet in here?" -- LaForge
"So, it's Johnny Polite, huh?" -The Terror
"So, let the carnage begin!" -- Tom Servo
"So, she's *not* a unitarian?" -- Crow T. Robot
"So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell" -Pink Floyd
"So, son, how are you?" - Riker to "Rascals" Picard
"So, son, how are you?" -- Riker
"So, the director has a girlfriend..." -- Mike Nelson
"So, the mighty Conan of Cimmeria! Welcome to our space ship!"
"So, the mighty Hercules! Welcome to our space ship!"
"So, they got you back in the saddle again?" - Franklin
"So, this is a Vulcan." -- Claudius Marcus
"So, this is a space ship." Clemens
"So, this is your ancestors' tomb," Tom said cryptically.
"So, uhHave you riven a fjord lately?" -Mighty Max
"So, we are in law enforcement." Worf "Right." Alexander
"So, we need a volunteer to get killed at this campsight."
"So, what can I do for you?" Sheridan
"So, what kind of name *is* Colossus, anyway?" -- Mike Nelson
"So, what's next? The slaying of the firstborn?"
"So, when's the next book burning, censor?" - Dan Ceppa
"So, where can someone practice with his phaser around here?" Dr. Bash
"So, which one played Juan Epstein?" -- Tom Servo
"So, who *else* do I add to my list of total jerks?" - - Calvin
"So, ya want me to go break his legs, Boss?" "NO!!!!...well..."
"So, you and Jacobs go back a ways?" Garibaldi
"So, you think YOUR relatives suck?"--Odo to Data
"So, you thought I was a b*tch, huh?"- Maggie
"So, you're going to start a bakery?" "If I can raise the dough."
"So, you're telling me that scientists are bent?"
"So," said the 'bot, "just how user-friendly *are* you?"
"So,......this is the extent of your empire?" - Henry Crabbe
"So. Now you know." Odo
"So. She's saving my life again." Human Torres
"So. You need me." Klingon Torres
"So.. we've converted the subway into an elevated..." -- Force
"So... Hell's right *there*." -- Crow T. Robot
"So... In other words... I won!" -- Crow T. Robot
"So... It's martial law in Rat's Ass Missouri!" -- Crow T. Robot
"So... This is like a coming of age story?" -- Crow T. Robot
"So... come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab." - Dr. Frank
"So... it's a peace-loving death ray?" -- Tom Servo
"So... the *man's* coming down hard!" -- Mike Nelson
"So... the announcer is calling the shots now?" -- Tom Servo
"So... what happened to the lemur?" -- Tom Servo
"So... what? The murder weapon was a top sirloin?" - Fox Mulder
"So......how did it go?" -- Iago
"So.....lunch?" - Mulder to Scully, after toads fell from the sky
"So...do you know how to get to the Holiday Inn from here?"
"So? And?" -- Crow T. Robot
"SoHell's right *there*." -- Crow T. Robot
"SoIn other wordsI won!" -- Crow T. Robot
"SoIt's martial law in Rat's Ass Missouri!" -- Crow T. Robot
"SoThis is like a coming of age story?" -- Crow T. Robot
"SoThis queen.Is she seeing anybody?" -- Tom Servo
"Social Security Number?" "000-00-00..uhhh..18" - Earl
"Social skills are something I was very slow in learning." - Dire Wolf
"Socialism and Nazism is the same." - Adolf Hitler
"Society owes me a Kit Kat bar." - Tom Servo
"Socko's got a hand up his butt!" -Butt-Head
"Socome up to the lab, and see what's on the slab." - Dr. Frank
"Socrates himself is particularly missed."
"Socrates himself was permanently pissed."
"Sod off! I don't need your mumbo-jumbo."
"Sofa so Good" by Chester Field
"Softly, deftly, music shall caress you..." - The Phantom
"Soit's a peace-loving death ray?" -- Tom Servo
"Sold Me Down The River" -- The Alarm, 1987. [_Change_]
"Sold my soul to Rock'N'Roll! Ack!" Bill The Cat
"Soldiers in peace are like chimneys in summer." -Lord Burghley
"Soldiers of corn, Lend me your ears!" -El Seed
"Solemnity", said Voltaire, "is a disease."
"Solet's seehot dogs, pop, fire, murder"
"Solids." Janeway
"Some Imagination, Huh? Haha!" -Mickey Mouse, Fantasmic!
"Some animals will eat their own babies!" said Tom literately.
"Some are Minbari, most are human." Sinclair
"Some are weather-wise, some are otherwise." - Franklin
"Some books leave us free and some books make us free."
"Some brighteyed and crazy, some frightened and lost" -Floyd
"Some day he's gonna get me but [whispered] I'm Not Dead Yet!"
"Some day, lad, all this will be yours!" "What, the curtains, father?"
"Some day, son, all this will belong to your ex-wife..."
"Some days it all seems so feudal," sighed King #AL#.
"Some days it all seems so feudal," sighed King Caplan..
"Some days it all seems so feudal." King Arthur
"Some days it just isn't worth chewing through the restraints."
"Some days itAll seems so feudal," sighed King Goldman..
"Some days this is one helluva big horse." Sheridan
"Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you." -Riker
"Some days you have to make your own sunshine." W.L.Sakowski
"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!" - Batman
"Some days, try as you will, nothing goes wrong." - Nathan Spring (SC)
"Some doctors have all the luck." Kirk
"Some dreams are supposed to say up in the clouds." -- Al
"Some girls do, and some girls don't, I guess I could... but I won't
"Some girls got it, some girls don't." - Dot
"Some guy mistook my head for a log." It's a natural mistake."
"Some kid. This guy's got more women than you do." -- Sam
"Some kind of guerilla war?" Worf
"Some kind of tractor beam has locked onto us." Data
"Some men would just as soon kill me as look at me." - Medusa
"Some more butter for your fingers, Frank?" -- Hawkeye
"Some nice crisp, brown, buttered toast!" * Talkie Toaster
"Some nights I still can sleep and the voices pass with time..." - SoM
"Some of it's magic, some of it's tragic..."
"Some of my best friends are lumberjacks."
"Some of my best friends are white people." -- Deputy Hawk
"Some of my closest acquaintances are slugs, Doctor."--Jadzia
"Some of our guys can really shovel the old windsong." -- Col. Blake
"Some of the hottest snuggling you'll ever see..." -- Tom Servo
"Some of them come true. Even the bad ones." -- Kirstie
"Some of these people are mentally ill." -- Bashir
"Some of us are 'more' perfect than others..."
"Some of us are born 3 scotches short of reality." - Graham Greene
"Some of us get down right inhospitable!" - Mako
"Some of us like...companionship..."--Quark
"Some of us live in perpetual 20-20 chaos." -- Opus Penguin
"Some of us live in perpetual 20-20 chaos." -Opus, Bloom County
"Some of us live in perpetual 20-20 chaos.": Opus
"Some of you may not return... the rest of you definitely won't" - Yakko
"Some old kind of Scandanavian currency." Paris
"Some patients insist on dying." -- Sidney Freedman
"Some people are really f*cking stupid." - G. Carlin
"Some people are wise, other people are otherwise"
"Some people call us a race of listeners. We listen." Soran
"Some people can never forgive... not even themselves."
"Some people cross-dress. I just cross-reference." - Bill Barnett
"Some people fall for everything and stand for nothing."
"Some people get by with a little understanding..." - Sisters of Mercy
"Some people get by with a whole lot more..." - Sisters of Mercy
"Some people like the oddest things" - Trillian
"Some people play head games, but I can't afford the equipment."--R.W.
"Some people talk better when they breathe vacuum." - Heinlein
"Some remedies are worse than the diseases." - Publilius Syrus
"Some say he's the devil himself."
"Some scholars say they made it all the way to Cardassia." Sisko
"Some sort of plane thing or something..." -- Mike Nelson
"Some things are better left buried." - Garibaldi
"Some things don't need the thought people give them." - Calvin
"Some things in life are bad. They can really make you mad." --MP
"Some things never change -<SEG>- if you get my drift." -- Col. Blake
"Some viewers explode. Pretty simple really." -Bryce Lynch
"Some who get credit for being Conservative are merely stupid."
"Some who get credit for being liberal are merely stupid
"Some women have kinky taste in men, thank God." -- Al
"Some would think this a good time to take my head." - MacLeod
"Somebody STOLE your pajamas?" - Det. Kallaway
"Somebody back home loves you. Don't ask me why." -- Col. Potter
"Somebody better investigate soon." -- Henry Dean
"Somebody else is going to pay for it?!? I'll have two." - Liberal
"Somebody get me a Tailor!" * Cat
"Somebody get me a ball-peen hammer." - Slappy
"Somebody get me a tailor!" -- The Cat
"Somebody get me my door key." -- The Deacon
"Somebody has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, fly boy."
"Somebody kick me..." - Aahz "Later, I *PROMISE*!" - Skeeve
"Somebody kill that man....QUIETLY!"
"Somebody left the chower running!" - Jose, "The Enchanted Tiki Room"
"Somebody left us an agony booth!" "Me first!"
"Somebody must have put alcohol in our liquor." Louis Armstrong
"Somebody needs to add some chlorine to this gene pool!" - Duckman
"Somebody out there looking to party?" - Modo
"Somebody pick Force up, will you?" -- Stonewall
"Somebody picked your pocket? On Earth?" Kim
"Somebody pissed into the popcorn you are eating".
"Somebody put a tongue under her wallet!" -- Tom Servo
"Somebody put the moon base on `spin'." -- Crow T. Robot
"Somebody said something about an ambush." Franklin
"Somebody stop me!" The Mask
"Somebody's got a Toro snowblower..." -- Joel Robinson
"Somebody's got to have some damned perspective around here."
"Somebody, I say, somebody knocked!"--Sen. Beauregard Claghorn
"Someday I'll write my own philosophy book." - Calvin
"Someday I'm going to open a cantina..." - Vaquero
"Someday my prints will come."- Snow White at Photomat.
"Someday we'll find it. The rainbow connection..."
"Someday you'll be glad that guy's out of your hair." -- BJ
"Someday you're going to be wrong, and I hope I'm there to see it."-Leia
"Someday you're going to be wrong. I just hope I'm there to see it."
"Somehow I imagined this experience would be more rewarding."
"Somehow I know he's always with me; he, the unseen genius."
"Somehow, I can't see myself doing it for money." -- Geordi
"Somehow, I just don't see Sentinels groovin' to Jimi--" -- Logan
"Someone always finds me." Loc-Nar
"Someone broke in while we were asleep. They left $10."
"Someone come and pummel this annoying person!!" - The Fin
"Someone could get hurt." Lore
"Someone get `refueled' this weekend?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Someone is always paying attention." - Deep Throat
"Someone is always paying attention." - Max Fenig
"Someone is always paying attention." - X-Files
"Someone is always paying attention." -- Deep Throat
"Someone is lying." Tuvok
"Someone left the cake out in the rain..."
"Someone left the cork out of my lunch." W.C. Fields
"Someone please tell me this isn't happening!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Someone please tell me what I'm doing in a bucket?" -- Mudslide
"Someone put Cheez Whiz in my shorts." -Opus
"Someone received our signal, and sent one back." Tuvok
"Someone removed all the twos from this deck," Tom deduced.
"Someone sent the promised land, well I grabit with both hands" -Floyd
"Someone sent their brain trust to meet you." - Felix Leiter
"Someone should really clean around here...." -Peg Bundy
"Someone stole my computer terminal," said Tom disconsolately.
"Someone stole my electrolytic capacitor!" Tom charged negatively.
"Someone stole my ept!" Tom screamed ineptly.
"Someone stole my ept!" the child screamed ineptly
"Someone stole my neck!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Someone stole my wheels," Tom said tirelessly.
"Someone stop that maniac on the bicycle!" -- Dax
"Someone stop this man from yelling 'dragon'!" - Yakko Warner
"Someone tried to kill you, Garak." Sisko
"Someone wake Albion up..." -- The Clansman
"Someone will pay...Oh Yes!Someone will pay..."-Peter Puppy
"Someone with attention deficit disorder edited this." -- Crow
"Someone's at the door!" - American Gothic Mantra
"Someone's at the door!" Merlyn Temple
"Someone's at the door," Tom chimed. -Rambo & Youngquist
"Someone's been digging in the remnants pile big time." -- Joel
"Someone's giving birth in the next tent." -- Tom Servo
"Someone's tryin' to commit suicide in our jail cell." Sheriff Buck
"Somethin' down there sucked their BRAINS out! COORDINATES!!"
"Somethin' like a recipe, bits and pieces and" - Weird Science
"Something *serious* is going down here, Scully!" Mulder
"Something *very* strange is going on here, Mulder"
"Something Christ, King of the Jews"
"Something GOOFY this way comes!"
"Something I can do for you, Ambassador?" - Garibaldi
"Something I can do for you?" Sheridan
"Something I hoped I'd never hear again: the rattling of sabers."
"Something about 20 years to life, nothing important." - 007
"Something amuses you, my captain? Something horrible, no doubt?"
"Something caught in your throat again?" - Renimar Keth-solamni
"Something for our American friends. Its a `Ghetto-Blaster'." - Q
"Something funny, friend?" Paris
"Something good is worth waiting for! Blue Wave v2.20" Don Alt 5/1995
"Something happened offscreen over here!" -- Mike Nelson
"Something has reared its ugly head in outer space..."<Dr. Banzai>
"Something important has come up." Rom
"Something in my mind said...home." Kirk
"Something in the moon's atmosphere is jamming our sensors." Odo
"Something in the way she moves..." - Beatles
"Something is approaching from the south-west." --Robbie
"Something is different......."
"Something is here, Scully." - Fox Mulder
"Something is making these things possible."- Fox Mulder
"Something is rotten in the state of Denmark." -- Shakespeare
"Something is terribly wrong. Your brain is not on file." - HoloDoc
"Something more splendid than heating bread." -- Talkie Toaster
"Something must have gone terribly wrong." Quark
"Something new from Frokas III?"
"Something stinks. I think it's the acting." -- Crow T. Robot
"Something strange is happening, MacLeod..." - Joe Dawson
"Something tells me I'd better tag along!" - Charlie
"Something tells me that's not part of your plan." Jen Sisko 2
"Something tells me the same thing."--HoloDoc
"Something tells me we're in *big* trouble." -- Al
"Something tells me we're not in Northern Wisconsin anymore" - Yakko
"Something that says `I'm here to destroy you' but w/ a sense of fun!"
"Something under the bed is drooling." - Calvin
"Something wacky this way comes." -- Joel Robinson
"Something wrong with your chair, Captain?" - Scotty ST:G
"Something's awfuwwy SCWEWWY here" -- Elmer
"Something's happening in the reactor room!" Vanderberg
"Something's happening." Crusher
"Something's missing. Oh, I know." <SLAP!> "Welcome home." --Debbie
"Something's not right here." Odo
"Something's not right here..."--Constable Odo
"Something's silly about men in shorts with guns." -- Crow T. Robot
"Something's very wrong. Your brain is not on file." --Holodoc
"Something's wrong. Data, you have the bridge." Riker
"Something's wrong." - Dax
"Sometimes I No, I don't." - s.w.
"Sometimes I appear to be me, but I'm not.. you know?"
"Sometimes I feel like I've got a guardian idiot." - The Lucky Duck
"Sometimes I feel like a man in the wilderness!"
"Sometimes I feel like my only friend..." -RHCP "Under the Bridge"
"Sometimes I get tired of being in here..." Pink Floyd
"Sometimes I give myself the creeps" - Green Day
"Sometimes I go on a power trip.." -Vu Ho
"Sometimes I have to remind you just how good I am." -- Odo
"Sometimes I hear my voice..." -- Tori Amos
"Sometimes I just don't understand human behavior." - C-3PO
"Sometimes I just go nuts. Like now..." -- Riggs
"Sometimes I just hate this job." - Lawrence Limburger
"Sometimes I just love when it ends!" - Yakko
"Sometimes I sit and gaze for days through sleepless dreams..." <Styx>
"Sometimes I wanna put a bullet in my skull." -- Mike Nelson
"Sometimes I wish I didn't know now, things I didn't know then..."
"Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian! ..... Did I say that outloud?" - Chandle
"Sometimes I wonder..If we really feel the same" - Amy Grant
"Sometimes I... No, I don't." - S. Wright
"Sometimes Peace is just another word for Surrender." - Ivanova
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" - Freud
"Sometimes a dead man can be a terrible enemy." Richard Garrick
"Sometimes a feeling is all we humans have to go on."
"Sometimes a guy's gotta do it manually." Bob Morgan1, 1993
"Sometimes being an Immortal comes in pretty handy!" -Carl Robinson
"Sometimes it happens. And sometimes it doesn't." - Ivanova
"Sometimes it makes no sense at all!"
"Sometimes it pays to revisit decisions..." - Tony Stott
"Sometimes it rains inside my head..."
"Sometimes it seems to me as if I'm just being used" -Floyd
"Sometimes it's deliberate but I think most of the time it isn't."
"Sometimes luck isn't enough." L. LUCIANO
"Sometimes my logic fails me where my chickens are concerned."
"Sometimes my own species makes me ashamed..." -- Joel Robinson
"Sometimes out big splashes are just ripples in the pool"
"Sometimes someone says something really small, and it just fits right in to this empty place in your heart." - Angela from "My So-Called Life"
"Sometimes they stay dead, sometimes they don't." O'Brady
"Sometimes things aren't what they seem." - Catwoman
"Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough." -Mark Twain
"Sometimes trouble just follows a man." Josey Wales
"Sometimes we can choose the path we follow." -- Dream
"Sometimes we do things that, well, don't make much sense." Forrest Gump
"Sometimes we do things thatwell, don't make much sense."
"Sometimes we make it harder than it is" - Amy Grant
"Sometimes weird things just happen..." -- Sam Beckett
"Sometimes you frighten me, Pinky." The Brain
"Sometimes you frighten me..." Arthur (Tick)
"Sometimes you frighten me..." -- Arthur
"Sometimes you have to punch your way through!" - Janeway
"Sometimes you just have to bow to the absurd.." - Picard
"Sometimes you just have to punch your way through." - Janeway
"Sometimes you just have to say 'What the f*ck!'"
"Sometimes you must explain things you never said." - D. Wolf
"Sometimes you must risk all to find the truth." <Caine>
"Sometimes you must turn and face the tiger."
"Sometimes, I even impress myself." -- Brisco
"Sometimes, I guess there just ain't enough rocks." -- Forrest Gump
"Sometimes, Lyz, you just have to bow to the absurd." * Picard
"Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar." - Sigmund Freud
"Sometimes, if you wait, he'll top himself." - - Hobbes
"Sometimes, it's just too easy." - Dr. Forrester
"Sometimes, late at night, I just come here and watch it." Ivanova
"Sometimes, peace is another word for surrender." - Ivanova
"Sometimes, the claws slip!" - Wolverine
"Sometimes, you just gotta *punch* your way through." -Janeway
"Somewhat larger star-shaped mole on her..." Beta 5
"Somewhere along this journey, we'll find a way back." Janeway
"Somewhere else, the tea is getting cold." -- The Doctor
"Somewhere old heroes shuffle safely down the street" -Floyd
"Somewhere there is a crime being committed." -- Robocop
"Somewhere there is a crime happening" - Robocop
"Somewhere there's a clown missing a sleeve." -- Crow T. Robot
"Somnambulists give me the creeps . . ." - Calvin
"Son of Batch", Making DOS tolerable
"Son of a..." - Ash
"Son, you may have darn well destroyed Western Civilization"
"Song is to mortals the sweetest." -- Musaeus
"Songs For Children" - by Barbara Blacksheep
"Sonic Reducer" -- OverKill
"Soo many hard drives crash, But which hospital do they go to?"
"Soon as I scrape my butt off the ceiling..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Soon she'll be shipshape and bristle-fashioned." Picard
"Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life..." o/` o/`
"Soon you will learn to appreciate me." - Jabba
"Soon you'll call me Master." "Nope - my word has only four letters."
"Soon. I'm not committing to any release dates." 1/14/95 M. Pollard
"Sooner or later everyone comes to Babylon 5."---Commander J. Sinclair
"Sooner or later everyone comes to Babylon-5" - Sinclair
"Sooner or later you have to start programming in C." --Jon Strayer
"Sooner or later, everyone comes to Babylon 5."---Cmdr. Sinclair
"Sooner or later, the worst is bound to occur."
"Sooner or later...BOOM!"
"Sooo...We are in Law Enforcement." - Worf to Alexander
"SoooWe are in Law Enforcement." -- Worf
"Sorrow. For the murdered children." Spock
"Sorrows come, not singly, but in battalions" - The Crow
"Sorry Angelo, I'm a little to busy to die right now." -Louie Nichols.
"Sorry Dire but 60 idiots couldn't be wrong.." - Quickling
"Sorry Governor Clinton, I choke on small bones... - Paula Jones."
"Sorry I left during your sermon. I was sleepwalking."
"Sorry I mentioned it." - Quark
"Sorry I'm late. I overslept again." -- Riker
"Sorry I'm missing out on the Russian Roulette." -- Tom Servo
"Sorry Joe, my wife won't let me go dear-hunting with you!"
"Sorry Rabbit, Phasers are for kids"
"Sorry about that, Chief." - Maxwell Smart
"Sorry about the fjords!" -Arthur to Slartibartfast
"Sorry about the leg Q, skiing?" - 007 "No, hunting! <blam>" - Q
"Sorry about the two scars. We had your X-ray upside down."
"Sorry it worked out this way, MacLeod." - Joe Dawson
"Sorry kid. I don't believe in fairy tales"-Freddy Krueger
"Sorry officer, but I was only doing 2400 REALLY! "
"Sorry that Amin escaped from Uganda," said Tom idiosyncratically.
"Sorry to interrupt your party, Mr. Potty Mouth."-Yakko
"Sorry, Boss, we hit Sodom & Gommarh instead. Lot got away."
"Sorry, Commander, but I must decline." Data
"Sorry, Commander. I need a real man." - Ro
"Sorry, Governor Clinton, I choke on small bones..." - Paula Jones.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to give off any "negative energy"." - Scully
"Sorry, I didn't mean to interupt your fun." Hercules
"Sorry, I don't do Windows 95...." - "DOS that bother you?"
"Sorry, I don't do Windows."
"Sorry, I fainted."
"Sorry, I must have bypassed my good taste chip." - Kryten
"Sorry, but Ferrengi drool does -NOT- turn me on." - Troi
"Sorry, but I'm on a low saliva diet." - Slappy
"Sorry, but that's not my leg."
"Sorry, but the tractor beam won't be installed until Tuesday"
"Sorry, did I say 'Q'? I meant 'A'."
"Sorry, fellas. Waste not, want not!" The Mask
"Sorry, fellas. Waste not, want not!" - S. Ipkiss
"Sorry, fellas. Waste not, want not!" -- The Mask
"Sorry, gotta go. We'll fight later." - The Mask
"Sorry, ladies, I don't flex." Hercules
"Sorry, my birth is a little too far back for me to remember."
"Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted." - Fox Mulder
"Sorry, pal, you can't come in here with a tie."
"Sorry, sir ... I seem to be commenting on everything."
"Sorry, sorry! Sorry, everyone!" - Launcelot
"Sorry, teacher! The cat ate my homework, then the dog ate the cat!"
"Sorry, that seat is taken." (I'm giving up this armrest.)
"Sorry, this is the end for you!" -A-ko "Ha, That's my line!" -B-ko
"Sorry, we're up to our butts in jar heads" - Commander Ivanova.
"Sorry. Anime flashback." -- Amy
"Sorry. Bratwurst repeating on me." -- Mike Nelson
"Sorry. I couldn't help myself." Hercules
"Sorry. Maybe you should go to sickbay."
"Sorry. Nobody here knows anything about it." T'Jon
"Sorry... I forgot who I was talking to." -- Al Calavicci
"Sorry... it's the chocolate talking." - Wakko Warner
"Sorry...I just *ain't* gonna give up my point! (Shut up David)" - KvH
"Sorry...I must have bypassed my good taste chip."--Kryten
"Sorry...but you leave me no choice... :)"
"Sorry...it's the chocolate talking."
"Sorry?? You are one spooked chick!"-Kincaid
"SorryI forgot who I was talking to." -- Al Calavicci
"Sorryit's the chocolate talking." Wakko Warner
"Sort of a Boy Scout with a hormone imbalance."- K. Phillips on Bush
"Sort of a fallen angel, aren't you?" James Stewart
"Sort of a fat teddy bear." Amanda
"Sothe *man's* coming down hard!" -- Mike Nelson
"Sothe announcer is calling the shots now?" -- Tom Servo
"Soul of a woman was created below" -Zep
"Sound As A Bell" - By A. Clanger
"Sound Sleeping in 60 Seconds" by Eliza Wake
"Sound loves to revel in a Summer night." -Poe
"Sound medical advice." - Kirk to McCoy
"Sound mind, sound body - you're halfway there." MacLeod
"Sound." "We don't have sound." "Oh."
"Sounds like Ambassador Draganis is loose again." - Dex <WTNE>
"Sounds like Commissioner Fudd..." -- Tom Servo
"Sounds like Wolf 359 all over again." -Admiral Toddman
"Sounds like a general alarm." - Sheridan
"Sounds like bad Japanese porno movie music..." -- Tom Servo
"Sounds like fearless leader's about to book." - Mace
"Sounds like fun!"...The FIRST "Generations" tagline! Bwahahahaha!!!!
"Sounds like fun." Kirk
"Sounds like it swallowed a dolphin..." -- Tom Servo
"Sounds like something my father would say." - Peter Caine
"Sounds like the Foley artists are chasing us." -- Joel Robinson
"Sounds like the cat's caught a moose up there!"-Jed Edison
"Sounds like the horn section is stuttering." -- Crow T. Robot
"Sounds like they're preparing for an invasion." Odo
"Sounds like you had quite an adventure in that holodeck."--Janeway
"Sounds of crying, weeping will not save your faith..." - SoM
"Sounds pretty human to me." -- Guinan
"Sounds to me that you're DEFENDING Ensign Parsons!" Neelix
"Soundtrack available in cut-out bins everywhere." -- Tom Servo
"Souvenir-hunting has been a problem in every war." -- Col. Potter
"Soviet Weapons" - by Ay Kay XLVII
"Sowhat happened to the lemur?" -- Tom Servo
"Sowhat? The murder weapon was a top sirloin?" - Fox Mulder
"Space 'em boys!" - Cyborged Pirate
"Space cookies! Hand me the rap-rod, Plate Captain." - Zaphod
"Space is big, REALLY big." Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"Space is big. REALLY big." - Hitchhiker's Guide"
"Space is very big." -Dan Quayle
"Space monsters, my ass!" <Secretary McKinley>
"Space sucks....it is supposed to, it is a vacuum after all."
"Space sucks...it's supposed to; it's a vacuum."
"Space tells matter how to move; matter tells space how to curve."
"Space travel is the only flight to freedom." -- Lightspeed
"Space travel is utter bilge." - Richard Wolley, Astronomer 1950
"Space," it says, "is big. Really big."
"Space... The final.... Waitaminute! There's no voiceover!"
"Spaceball one! They've gone to plaid!" -Barf
"Spaceman Spiff is going down over the planet Gork!" - Calvin
"Spacom! The wonder substance!" -- Joel Robinson
"Spaghetti?!?!? That's Italian, you MORON!!!"
"Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam..."
"Spam spam spam spam..."
"Spam! Lovely spam! Beautiful spam!"
"Spam! The wonder substance!" -- Joel Robinson
"Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, lovely Spam, wonderful Spam..."
"Spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam and spam."
"Spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans and spam."
"Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, wonderful spam!" -The Vikings
"Spamby! Do not put in mouth or rectum." - HCTV
"Spanking the Monkees" - The Mike Nesmith Autobiography -SLR
"Spankings all around, then..." -- Mike Nelson
"Spare a talent for an old ex-leper!"
"Spare all I have, and take my life." -- Farquhar
"Spare me the fairy tales" -- Camille, Black Fury
"Spare me your pity!" - Dodger
"Spare no expense to save money on this one." -- Samuel Goldwyn
"Spare the rod and spoil the rod, eh" - Draco
"Speak for yourself. I plan to live forever." - Riker
"Speak softly and carry a Constitution"
"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."
"Speak the truth, but leave immediately after." - Yugoslav Proverb
"Speak to live psychics!" Nah, lemme talk to a DEAD one!
"Speak, Count'tis your cue." -- Beatrice
"Speak, Lord, for thy servant heareth." -- 1 Samuel 3:9
"Speak, Pytamus. Thisbe, stand forth." - W. Shakespeare
"Speaker Gingrich, the President is calling." "Put him on hold."
"Speaking as a man in the street... AAAUUUGGGHHH! - CRUNCH!"
"Speaking of accidents..." - Crow T. Robot on baby
"Speaking of ample bosoms, where's Mistopheles?" - Xerxes Aragon
"Speaking of holosuites, happy birthday." Garak
"Speaking of piddling, sir..." -- Mike Nelson
"Speaking of recycled waste..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Speaking of retribution... Have some!" - Fourby
"Speaking of tedium" -- Crow T. Robot
"Speaking on behalf of all pigeons in the city...GREAT STATUE!" - Mask
"Special Agent Jones, you protect President Clinton." "No, I resign."
"Special dialogue by Neal Simon." -- Mike Nelson
"Special effects by Billy!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Special glasses?" - BJ. "Vatican Rx." - Fr. Mulcahy (at poker game)
"Specialization is for insects." -- Robert A Heinlein
"Specialization is for insects." - Heinlein
"Specialization is for insects." - Lazarus Long
"Specialization is for insects." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Specialization is for insects." -- Heinlein
"Specialization is for insects."--Lazarus Long
"Specialty breads!"
"Specific origin?" Kirk "From the brig, sir." Uhura
"Spectator fishing!" -- Joel Robinson
"Speculation, Captain." Thelev
"Speculation?" "None, Captain. Insufficient data."
"Speed Demon" -- Keel
"Speed Kills. Use Microsoft Windows."
"Speed Shift" -- Viper
"Speed costs money." "How fast do you want to go?" "Faster than that."
"Speed is subsittute fo accurancy."
"Speed: all of 200 KPH." Paris
"Speedo! Come back here and CLEAN this seat!" Yoyo
"Speeeeeewwww!" - Skippy Squirrel
"Speeeewwwww, Aunt Slappy!" - Skippy the Squirrel
"Speeeewwwwww!!!!" - Yakko/Dot
"Spell keys are like scars-you never lose them." -Meg o' the Maze
"Spent like so many shell cases on the battlefield of love."
"Sperm Bank, head teller speaking. Can I help you?"
"Spew!!!" - Skippy
"Spider-Man, Spider-Man! Does whatever a spider can..."
"Spielberg eats this stuff up." * Yakko
"Spies Like Us" - By S. P. O'Nage
"Spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska!"--Kryten
"Spinout!" - Larry
"Spiral! Do I own this dimension?" "Yes, yes, you own all you look at."
"Spiral! Stop acting so grim and begin the Dance!" - Mojo
"Spirit of the Moment" Coca-Cola 1984
"Spiritless, unmotivated... I quite prefer him this way." -- Lemmer
"Spit bubbles are irrelevant." - Wakko Warner of Borg
"Spit it out, Chief." - Sisko
"Spit wads are not free speech." - Bart Simpson.
"Spit wads are not free speech." - Bart's Board
"Spitballs are NOT free speech."
"Splat. This is your brain on the street. Any questions?" - Beavis
"Split Personalities" - By Jacqueline Hyde
"Spock -- are you a penguin?"
"Spock ... are you out of your Vulcan mind?" - Kirk
"Spock acted in the only logical manner open to him." Sarek
"Spock is my best officer. And my friend." Kirk
"Spock was always impressionable." -- Sarek
"Spock was right, that was a rought ri..." Kirk
"Spock! What is it?" -- "It's a tagline Jim!"
"Spock! This is no time for snow angels!"--Keith Randall
"Spock! What is it that will buy you? Power?" Kirk-2
"Spock! You're alive!" "Obviously, Captain."
"Spock!" "Yes. What do you want?"
"Spock's contaminating this boy, Captain." McCoy re Chekov
"Spock, I believe I'm in love with Edith Keeler." Kirk
"Spock, I though you were dead!" "I rebooted, Captain."
"Spock, I thought you were dead!" "I rebooted."
"Spock, I thought you were dead!" "No Captain, I Rebooted."
"Spock, I thought you were dead?" "No sir. I rebooted."
"Spock, I, um, I'm sorry. It does hurt, doesn't it?" McCoy
"Spock, It's a song, you're not supposed to analyze it!" -- McCoy
"Spock, You HAVE gone where no man has gone before!"
"Spock, do you know Row Row..Row Row your boat?" -McCoy
"Spock, just press the right button." Kirk
"Spock, there it is! The edge of the galaxy&%$#!) (NO BARRIER
"Spock, you're out of your Vulcan mind!"
"Spock... Bones... A little Elton John." -- Mike Nelson
"Spock? Comment?" Kirk "Very bad poetry, Captain." Spock
"SpockBonesA little Elton John." -- Mike Nelson
"Spoil your dinner!" - Yakko
"Spoilsport" - Sheridan "Pardon Captain, you're breaking up." - Ivanova
"Spoilsport." - Sheridan
"Spoke chose his friends well." T'Pau
"Spoke. Are our ceremonies for Outworlders?" T'Pau
"Spoken like a true angel of death." - Funboy
"Spoken like a true bean counter." - Chumley
"Spoken like a true martyr." -- Al Calavicci
"Spoken like a true messiah." -- Bachman
"Sponges grow in the ocean. That kills me." - S. Wright
"Sponges grow in the ocean. That kills me." - s.w.
"Sponges grow in the ocean. That kills me." -- Wright
"Spookin'!" - The Mask
"Spoon!" -The Tick
"Spores?" - Spock <<whooosh>> - spore plant
"Spot does not respond to verbal commands." - Data
"Spot! Come Here!" -- Worf
"Spot, you are disrupting my ability to work." Data
"Spot?" - Data
"Spread eagle" is an extinct bird
"Spread your wings and fly away..." - Queen
"Spring" - by April N. May
"Spurn him. Reject him. You must." Kirk to Palamas
"Spy Movie Historical Marker, two miles." -- Mike Nelson
"Squaresville, man! Strictly squaresville!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Squeak! Squeak, I tell you! Squeak!"
"Squeeze my lemon, till the juice runs down my leg" -Zeppelin
"Squeeze that monkey, Bubba!"- Ren Hoek
"Squirming with anchovies!" - Wakko "Not!" - Dot
"Squish!" -- The Eggplant Man
"Sssmokin'!" The Mask
"Sssmokin'!" - S. Ipkiss
"Sssmokin'!" -- The Mask
"SssssssssssMOKIN'!!!" -- Jim Carrey, 'The Mask'
"Stacy Keach: All cleaned up." -- Crow T. Robot
"Stages keep on changing, re-arranging love."
"Stake burningit's not just for Wiccans any more!"
"Stalag 90210!" -- Tom Servo
"Stall her." "How? by killing her?" "If possible."
"Stamp out software hoarding" - Free Software Foundation
"Stand back! I know the ancient Pekingese art of Wiyiatta!" - Ace Yu
"Stand by the time accelerator." -- Captain Galaxy
"Stand by to be dazzled..."--Quark
"Stand by, @FN@. Here we go. Cut in the sublight engines."
"Stand perfectly still. This *is* a movie." -- Crow T. Robot
"Stand still, Godfrey, it will all be over in a minute." C. Lombard
"Stand-by, Scotty." Kirk "Very wise, Captain." Claudius
"Standard British bird, the gannet... it's in all the books!"
"Standard patrol vessel. Curious." Neelix
"Standard sit-com joke landing on runway seven..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Standard villain procedure." The Tick
"Standardized testing never lies." Principal Skinner
"Standards are wonderful. So many to choose from!"
"Standin' with a Strat, I'm rock 'n' roll's bastard son..."
"Stange notions. I got your strange notions right here." - Franklin
"Staple guns are useless!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Star Spangled Barrio" - by Jose Canusee.
"Star Tours 45, you're going the wrong way, stop immediately!"
"Star Trek 95: The Wrath Of Gates"
"Star Trek VII: JFK" directed by Oliver Stone!
"Star Trek is dead, Jim! What are we gonna do for a living?"
"Star Trek is okay, but I prefer science fiction."
"Star Trek" Captains all have hobbies; Mulder has obsessions
"Star Trekkin' across the universe!"
"Starfleet Admiral Q at your service." -Q
"Starfleet code requires a second backup?" - Gilora
"Starfleet medical finals, gets them every time." Bashir
"Staring at my sandals..that's a paddling." - Jasper as a sub teacher
"Starring the law firm of Morris, Brown & Leroy..." -- Crow
"Starring the very kittenish Ann Margaret..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Starring..(insert you name here)..as Montigue!!"
"Starship Mine"...mine...Mine...MINE!: "Rascals" Picard
"Starship go >>BOOM<<"
"Starship, lock in on this. Three to beam, uh!" Merik
"Start by burying you?" Pike "If that is your choice." Keeper
"Start out with a shattering blow to the ribcage!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Start running, Frank." -- Dr. Forrester
"Start smoking again and you'll have a car accident."
"Starting tomorrow, he gets taller." - B.J. Hunnicutt
"State Of The Art" is technospeak for "unproven".
"State of the art technology..." -- Mike Nelson
"State of the art" means I can't afford it!
"State your business in one word or less." -- Hawkeye
"Statistics - figures used as arguments." - Leonard Louis Levinson
"Statistics are for losers." - Scotty Bowman
"Status of mission, Captain?" Spock-2 "No change." Kirk
"Stay and help me to end the day" -Floyd
"Stay away from me." Anna
"Stay away from the barbecue sauce!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Stay away from the swirling vortex of hell, Billy"
"Stay away, Kinkaid. You'll stay alive." MacLeod
"Stay back. Take your baby and leave"-Amanda Krueger
"Stay close to the Vorlon, and watch out for Shadows" - Sinclair
"Stay frosty, you two!" -- Joel Robinson
"Stay in formation-Hold the Line-No one gets through-No matter what."
"Stay in the circle, you puss!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Stay inside during a thunderstorm." - Yakko
"Stay low and soft." - Bren Derlin
"Stay low, and keep your ears open, I expect you back." - Garibaldi
"Stay noble, MacLeod. It's what you're good at." Kalas
"Stay out of sight in case things get rude." - Vlad Taltos
"Stay pink, soft, and oily!"
"Stay sane inside insanity." -- Columbia
"Stay tuned to Fox, where we can say boobies." --- The Critic
"Stay where you are, Major; I'm on my way." Odo
"Stay where you are, Mr. Kim." - Lt. 'Quickdraw' Tuvok
"Stay with him until help comes." - The Crow
"Stay with me, the best is yet to be"
"Stayinnnn' Alive" -Grease
"Steak is my ally! Butter does my bidding!" -- TV's Frank
"Steak?" "Money's too tight for steak.." "Steak?" "Uhh..sure.."
"Steal my wife (Tracy Pollan) PLEASE!" says Michael J. Fox
"Steal only the best taglines" shall be the whole of the Law
"Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly."
"Stealing it a dollar at a time from a million places..." -- Crow
"Stealth Fighter?" I'll believe it when I see it!
"Steel tide on an asphalt beach"
"Steer the ship, kid."--Stone
"Steers like a dream!" - Yakko
"Steffie, I gotta find cousin Jethro a job." - Clinton
"Stella. Dear." Mudd
"Step aside!" Neelix
"Step into my fly," said the spider in the parlor
"Step into the loving light of the sun." -- Sister Evara
"Step out of the giant robot and say that!"
"Step right up, folks. The war is back in town." -- Hawkeye
"Stephen Hawking could've broken *those* doors!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Stephie, I gotta find cousin Jethro a job."
"Stepped on a pop-top......Blew out a flip flop....."
"Sterilze. Imperfections. Sterilze. Imperfections." Spock
"Steve's death will be represented by the oboe..." -- Tom Servo
"Steve, no sleeping on the Promenade. Go home." - Odo
"Steven Hawking presents `The Silly String Theory'!" -- Tom Servo
"Stick a fork in me. I'm done." Spiderman
"Stick a handful of retractors in your mouth." -- Potter to Frank
"Stick around!" - Dot
"Stick around. I'll be right back." - Ritchie
"Stick it out...don't swallow your anger."
"Stick that horn in your ear!" -- Radar to Potter
"Stick to medicine. Leave war to the professionals." -- Col. Flagg
"Stick your head in the microwave & get yourself a tan..." -Weird Al
"Sticky situation in the World Tonite..."
"Stifle" is the only word which is an anagram of itself
"Stigmata?" - Scully "The sign bestowed by God on the righteous." - Mulder
"Still alive. Still alive!" - Sheridan
"Still chasing your own tail?" Q
"Still dumber than a bag of hammers!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Still hung up on the Old Earth Morse Code Scheme."
"Still master of my domaine" (Jerry)
"Still no help for the Klingon." -- Troi
"Still no interest, Uhura, hmmm?" Sulu-2
"Still trying to teach those bots about emotions, eh?"
"Still, we must continue trying." - Delenn
"Stinging in the rain Q?" - 007 (For Your Eyes Only)
"Sto se tice izolatora, oni nisu provodnici."
"Stock footage at three o'clock!" -- Tom Servo
"Stock footage, away!" -- Tom Servo
"Stomp your enemy, cursh him under your feet." -- Sludge
"Stone is dust and air remains the only haven you can trust..." - SoM
"Stonewall Jackson? Charlie Pride?" -- TV's Frank
"Stonn wanted me, I wanted him." T'Pring
"Stonn. She is yours." Spock re T'Pring
"Stony End" Barbara Streisand
"Stop Arguing" - by Xavier Breath
"Stop Monster Island...I wanna get off!"
"Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone." -- Auden
"Stop asking me." Nog "All right." Jake Sisko
"Stop crying all the time. You're not that dumb."
"Stop damn horse!" @TOFIRST@ yelled woefully
"Stop damn horse!" Orville yelled woefully
"Stop damn horse!" the cowboy yelled woefully
"Stop eet man... You have rendered me hairless!"- Ren Hoek
"Stop here, look up, smile." - Earl's testimony, Dinosaurs
"Stop hitting me," Tom expounded.
"Stop in the name of all that does not suck!" -- Butt-Head
"Stop it! Call yourselves Pwaetonian guards. Silence!"
"Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!" Roberta Lincoln
"Stop it! You're killing them!" McCoy
"Stop leading the witness!" "Okay, you lead."
"Stop leading the witness!" "Okay, you lead." - Yakko <tango music>
"Stop leading the witness!" - Judge "Okay, *you* lead!" - Yakko
"Stop organized crime....Abolish the IRS."
"Stop playing with my bust!" - Dr. Scratchansniff
"Stop playing with your pickle!" -- Lester
"Stop right there, Major. When was your last day off?"
"Stop salivating and listen." -- Margaret to Frank
"Stop saying `whee'! Nobody says `whee'!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Stop saying that Pinky, or I'm going to have to hurt you." - Brain
"Stop sending me fake letters!" -- Mike Nelson
"Stop smirking Number One." - Picard
"Stop spoiling my fun you Sick Chick!" - Mojo to Spiral
"Stop talking and burp me." Kes to Neelix
"Stop talking, Pinky! I must think!" - Brain
"Stop that horse!" cried Tom woefully.
"Stop that rhyming! I mean it!" "Anybody got a peanut?"
"Stop that son, you'll go blind." "I'm over here Dad!"
"Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here."
"Stop that, Pinky. It's very annoying." The Brain
"Stop that, Son, you'll go blind!" "I'm over here, Dad!"
"Stop that, son. You'll go blind." "I'm over here Dad."
"Stop that, stop that...It's just too silly." - The Colonel
"Stop this petty bickering; all of you." -- Troi
"Stop this, stop this. What a silly way to carry on."
"Stop trying to bring the war in under budget." -- BJ to Maj. Burns
"Stop unzipping my head!" - Dexter, to his alter-ego, Freakazoid
"Stop us before we kill again!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Stop yelling at me!!! WHAHHHHHH!!!!" - Serena
"Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen..."
"Stop your sniveling," Tom decried.
"Stop! Or I'll turn you into applesauce!" - Mrs. Gorf
"Stop, Dave. My mind is going. Stop, Dave. I can feel it." - HAL
"Stop, or I'll say 'Stop' again!" - British Police
"Stop, or the horse gets it!" -- Joel Robinson
"Stop, world! I wanna get off!" - Lucy from "Peanuts"
"Store this image away for later nightmares..." -- Tom Servo
"Straight But Not Narrow" The first from birth; the second learned.
"Straight into the lion's den, eh?" - Joe Dawson
"Stranded in the gas station of love..."
"Strange courting practices of the Old West..." -- Mike Nelson
"Strange indeed..." -- Albion
"Strange notions. I've got your strange notions right here." - Franklin
"Strange notionsI got your strange notions right here..."
"Strange smell" "That's the servant... he'll be gone"
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."
"Strange. You scorn Festival?" Reger
"Stranger and stranger." - Tron
"Stranger in Paradise?" -- Tom Servo
"Strap more crap on your belt!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Strategy is a system of expedients." -von Moltke
"Straylya, Straylia, Straylia, Straylya, we love you! Amen!"
"Street Fighting Man" -- Triumph
"Strength lies not in defense but in attack." - Adolf Hitler
"Stress turns me on!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Stress" What you get from owning a computer!
"Stressed" backwards spells "dessertS."
"Stressed" is just "desserts" backwards.
"Stressed" is just desserts spelled backwards.
"Stretch out thine hand toward heaven." -- Exodus 10:21
"Stretched to the point of no turning back."
"Strictly a Maquis operation." Seska
"Strike back, this is supposed to be brutal!" Q
"Strike when the enemy isn't looking." -- Skywarp
"Strike while the iron is hot." -- Dryden
"Strike. Send me to Valhalla." Kanwulf
"Striking a fellow officer is a court-martial offense." Spock
"Strive for perfection even if others must suffer." -- Hook
"Strive to survive." - Caine
"Stroke Off..." - Karl Edward Mueller
"Strong Winds" - By Gail Force
"Strong am I with the Force, but not that strong." -Yoda
"Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"
"Struck out with Queen Easy?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Struggle with me, Tom. Now! Struggle!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Strut, pout, put it out..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Stu had been right: The dark man was going to grab them."
"Stubborn, Kirk, stubborn!" Mudd
"Stuck, blind and deaf!" Kirk "And paralyzed." Scott
"Stuff probably looks better on the way out."-A.Ventura
"Stuffing instead of potatoes? Honey, I love you!" -- Frank
"Stun her! She's the alien!" Tuvok re Janeway
"Stunned? He took six bullets!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Stupid TV.. BE MORE FUNNY!!!" -Homer, watching a boring show
"Stupid inanimate object!" -- Mike Nelson
"Stupid is as stupid does, ma'am." -- Forrest Gump
"Stupid is as stupid does." - F.Gump
"Stupid is as stupid does." - Forrest Gump
"Stupid place to hang a mirror." Galway
"Stupid rules!" - Mikey
"Stupid" is a boundless concept.
"Stupid, stupid rat creatures!"
"Stupid. I know what that word means. I think it means death."
"Stupidity has aing from the pool, and ever" "Such is life" - Ned Kelly's last words upon being hanged
"Stupidity is always a capital crime." - Larry Niven _N-Space_
"Stupidity is generally it's own punishment." - Heinlein
"Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe." -Frank Zappa
"Stupidity is the only universal capital crime." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting." - Heinlein
"Stwike him wather wuffly, centurion!"
"Stwike him, centuwion, vewwy woughly."
"Stwike him, centuwion, vewwy woughly." -- Pilate
"Stwike him, centuwion, vewy woughly."
"Style distinguishes excellence from accomplishment" - J. Coplien
"Styyyyyyle!" -Gallagher
"Submit your knockers." - Mutant Raccoon
"Submitted for your approval..."
"Subplot! Subplot! Subplot!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Subspace oscillations? What the hell does that mean?"--Kira
"Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm."
"Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong." - Adolf Hitler
"Success. That's what my career lacks." -- Crow T. Robot
"Successful crimes alone are justified." -- Dryden
"Such A Shame" -- Trauma
"Such a searing indictment of Hollywood" -- Crow T. Robot
"Such grudges Give us a kiss, Worf." - Q
"Such strenuous living I just don't understand." --Frank
"Such torture is not for the faint of heart." - Mutant Raccoon
"Suck gas, evil-doers!" - DarkWing Duck
"Suck my ther-MOSS!" -- Dwayne Dibbley
"Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!" - Homer
"Sucker!" - Scully to Mulder after he bought a UFO picture for $20.00
"Suddenly Gamera has a luggage rack?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Suddenly I feel a little sick." -- Al Calavicci
"Suddenly I'm bowling on the starship Enterprise..."
"Suddenly I'm the 'Expanding Russian Frontier.'" - Ivanova
"Suddenly its `Carnival of Souls'!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Suddenly the Twist & Creme seemed a much darker place"
"Suddenly the game took a cruel turn..." -- Joel Robinson
"Suddenly, he was all naked..."- Stimpy reading 'Robin Hoek'
"Suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack!"
"Suff'rin Succotash" - Sylevester The Cat
"Suffer the death of thy neighbor, eh, Spock?" McCoy
"Suffer, dude!" - Butt-Head
"Sufferin' Succotash!" said Sylvester, as the Big D crashed.
"Suffice to say, I cannot add, so ask some other kid." - - Calvin
"Sugar glazed, jelly filled with sprinkles on top!" -- Dixie
"Suicide Hotline...please hold for the next available..."
"Suicide Hotline...please hold."
"Suit. Cat. Dude." -- Mike Nelson
"Suk Sun Wun Christmas, Sa-wat-dee Pi Mai." - Thai Christmas
"Sulphuring succotash! This just burns me up!" - Fred the Mutant
"Sulu, you don't think...?" Chekov
"Summer In The South" - By A. Z. Hot-Humid
"Summer in the trees! 'It is time to strangle several bad poets
"Summoned, I take the place that was prepared for me." - Delenn
"Sumpin' sounds kinda funny about that plan." - Nunzio
"Sumuru muruma! Sumuru muroooo!" -- Joel Robinson
"Sun can't shine on the same dog's ass everyday." -- Crow T. Robot
"Sun comes up, like a big bald head..."
"Sunday Service" By Neil Downe
"Sunday, Monday, Happy Days!" -- Mike Nelson
"Sunlight on chrome,the blur of the landscape, every nerve aware"
"Super Hereos wear snow pants?" "When there's snow out they do."
"Super Heroes wear snow pants?" - Hobbes "When there's snow out" - Calvin
"Super Tom Servo with thrustbusters and glass packs." -- Crow
"Supercalanarcolepticextrahalitosis."--Red Green
"Supercalifragilisticexpialiwacky!"
"Superior ability breeds superior ambition." - Spock
"Superior firepower is valuable when negotiating" Patton
"Superior morality." -Q to Picard
"Superman is dead!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Superman is for real". -- English Physicists come up with undeniable proof
"Superman is what I can do. Clark is what I am."
"Superpowers do not a hero make." -- Darkwing Duck
"Superstition is the poetry of life." -- Von Goethe
"Superstition is the religion of feeble minds." -- Burke
"Supervillains at Disney World? Great! I'll get my mouse ears!"
"Supervision is the key to an important operation." -- Frank Burns
"Supply is still trying to get stuff to Valley Forge." -- Potter
"Support your local nerd." -- Tom Servo
"Suppose it turns out we understand you humans all too well?" - Q
"Suppose we discover...that Edith Keeler must die?" Spock
"Sure Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish."
"Sure I can extend your line of credit..." Lucifer
"Sure I've got a key to this gate, it's right there in you hand."
"Sure as the dust that floats b'hind you when movin' through Kashmir"
"Sure is quiet. Wonder where everyone is?" -- Mike Nelson
"Sure it feels good. It's a whole-body, whole-mind enema." - Glen
"Sure it's phallic! Why wouldn't it be?" -- Mike Nelson
"Sure they're pink, but their money's green." -- Dobbs
"Sure! We've had our shots!" - T.V. models
"Sure! That's easy for you to say!" O'Brien-2
"Sure" is for people with nothing on the line.
"Sure", she replied. "I'm game!" So they shot her!
"Sure, I bet you say that to everyone."
"Sure, I can climb cliffs," Tom bluffed.
"Sure, I'll Believe THAT When..." OINK FLAP OINK FLAP "...Ooookay."
"Sure, I'll get rid of those jewels for you", said Tom defensively.
"Sure, when pi- <OINK-FLAP-OINK-FLAP> I'll be damned!"
"Sure, when..." -- OINK FLAP OINK FLAP -- "Well I'll be darned!"
"Sure.. Play innocent...:)"
"Surely I'm worth $240." -- Margaret to Frank
"Surely there must be some clues." Picard
"Surely there must be something you want." - Q
"Surely you can see that ours is a better way." Mea 3
"Surely you can't be serious" "I am, and don't call me shirley"
"Surely you don't see your species like that, do you?" Q
"Surely you jest." - Winchester. "Surely you go." - Col. Baldwin
"Surely you're not serious!" "I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley."
"Surface gravity 2/3's that of Earth. Go long. Go *real* long." -- Wang
"Surfin' is the only life, the only way for me..." - The Beach Boys
"Surly waitress not included." -- Dr. Forrester
"Surpise chiropractors!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Surprise!" Rom "Father would be proud!" Quark
"Surrender & we'll give you quarter!" "Make it 50 cents!"
"Surrender Dorothy" on the Beltway overpass
"Surrender or face the wrath of Holy Providence!" -- Super Pilgrim
"Surrender your honey pot." - Pooh of Borg
"Surrender!" "You wish to surrender to me? Fine, I accept."
"Surrender!" "You wish to surrender to me! Fine! I except!"-Monty Python
"Surrender!" "You wish to surrender to me? Fine, I accept."
"Surrender!" - Snowball "In your dreams!" - Brain
"Surrender? I don't think so!" -- Homey the Klingon
"Surrounded?" No!! It's a target-rich environment!
"Survival pod." Narn "Survival? Hell, let's move." - Sheridan
"Survive in style!" -- Motto of Ellroy Atom Bomb Shelters
"Susie, don't move, OK? Stay exactly where you are" - Calvin
"Suspended animation, a state of bliss.." Pink Floyd
"Suture?" Janeway
"Suzie Chapstick was arraigned today..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Suzy Creamcheese, what's got into ya?" -- Frank Zappa
"Swab the poop deck, raise the mizzenmast!" - Picard
"Swaggart is no con man. He is a former televangelist!" - Staal
"Swallow this." - Ash
"Swamp Thing! You make my heart sing!" -- Tom Servo
"Swap the Floppy".... What a FUN game!
"Swap the Floppy".... What a FUN game! <NOT!>
"Swearing is an art form." - Coleman A. Young
"Sweat Shop" By Hiram Cheap
"Sweet dreams, Jacob Danial"-Alice
"Sweet is the smell of a dead enemy." -Alus Vitellius
"Sweet little baby, I want you again" -Zeppelin
"Sweetheart sweetheart are you fast asleep?" -Floyd
"Swift as a shadow, short as any dream." - Shakespeare
"Swifties overly modify dialog excessively," said Tom adverbially.
"Swimming in the mainstream is such a lame dream" - H. Rollins
"Swimming is too much like bathing." - Worf
"Swindler and con man!" Kirk "Entrepeneur!" Mudd
"Swing with me, Arthur!" - The Tick
"Swingin' like you had a rough day." Garibaldi
"Swirled yogurt. Essential to space travel." -- Joel Robinson
"Swish.. Killed a fish"-Rick
"Switch 625" -- Def Leppard
"Switch to Mom. SWITCH TO MOM!!!" - Stay Tuned
"Sword of stars." - Kira
"Sword of stars... It's just a figure of speech." -- Kira
"Swords! ONLY!" Claudius Marcus
"Sybil" - Blessed Cavern Dweller, Mother of the Gods.
"Sylvia! I have the transmuter! It's mine now!" Kirk
"Symbolism over Substance." The essence of Liberalism.
"Symbollic, don't you think?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Symetry has its own beauty." -- Kalas
"Symptom Of The Universe" -- Black Sabbath
"Synchronized killing..." -- Tom Servo
"Synthesizer signals suspense!" -- Mike Nelson
"Synthetic Scotch...synthetic commanders..." -- Scott
"Synthetic mosquitoes?" -- Tom Servo
"Synthetic scotch, synthetic Commanders..." - Scotty
"SysOp not available. This is an OFF-LINE mail reader, dummy!"
"Sysop! Such thoughts! For shame!" -- L. Troi
"Sysoping would be great if it where not for the users."
"System recovery may prove impossible." - Malcolm
"T is for tormented, tortured, and teased!" -- Tom Servo
"T" --- The most commonly used Key in OLX
"T'Pau, I plead with thee. I *beg*!" Spock
"T'Pring. Explain." "Specify." "Why the challenge?"
"T'hell with it. Lets just shoot." -- Tom Servo
"T'was in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair"
"T-Bird, you idiot... the blood is on the inside." - The Crow
"T. G. I. *Die*-Day!" -- Mike Nelson
"T.S. Eliot: the best-known anagram of 'toilets.'" - Clive Anderson
"TA DA DA DAAAAA! I'M STUPENDOUS MAN! KAPWINNNGGG!" - Stupendous Man
"TACO BELL" is NOT a Mexican telephone Co.???
"TAGLINES in moderation!," Vivienne was heard muttering to Ray
"TAR PIT TOSS" - Dinosaur Board Game
"THANK YOU FOR NOT SMOKING! Hahahaha!" -Opus
"THANK you, Odo!"--Kira
"THANK you."--Odo
"THAT DOES IT! I say we =toast= this toad" --DarkWing Duck.
"THAT HURT!" -- Tetsuo Shima
"THAT is what humans believe?" Saavik
"THAT'S entertainment!!!" -- Vlad the Impaler
"THE CHAIR! THE CHAIR! THE CHAIR! GIVE 'EM THE CHAIR!!!" - Beavis
"THE CHICKENS ARE RESTLESS!!!!"
"THE CHURCH POLICE!"
"THE COMFY CHAIR?!?"
"THE DOCTOR IS ON..."
"THE DREAMER HAS AWAKENED!"-Paul Maud'dib
"THE STARS TELL IT ALL" by Horace Cope
"THEN they tell me there are no nurses. I've no one to assist me."--HD
"THERE ----- ARE ----- *FOUR* ----- LIGHTS!!!!!!"
"THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE....place for *fantastic* savings!"
"THERE! ARE! FOUR! LIGHTS!" -- Jean Luc Picard
"THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS WALRUS WAFERS!!" "Well, there SHOULD be!"
"THEY CALLLL MEEEEE...MISSSTER PIG! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH--HAH!" - Pumbaa
"THEY ruled the earth. THEY were supreme. THEY are badly animated."
"THEY'RE GOING TO KILL JOEL! AAAGGGHHH!" -- Gypsy
"THIEF! THIEF! THIEF! BAGGINS! WE HATES IT...FOR EVER!" - Gollum
"THIS *IS* CETI ALPHA FIVE!!!" -- Khan
"THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!" - Monty Python
"THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!"
"THIS ISLAND EARTH doesn't shine for me anymore..."
"THIS PLACE IS JUST _SLOPPING_ OVER WITH PEACE AND QUIET!" -- Daffy
"THIS is mine, my magnificent octopus.""This is your novel, Baldrick?"
"THe ensign simplygot in the way!" Daystrom
"TIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..." *CRASH!* "... ber."
"TOM SERVO! ART CROW! SHEILA MCGYPSY!" -- Joel Robinson
"TOUCH THIS FACE!!!"
"TP for my bonghole!"--Beavis
"TP for my bunghole!" --Beavis/Cornholio
"TRAIN! EVERYBODY OFF THE TRACKS!" -- Blindside
"TRE-MEN-DOUS COSMIC POWER!!!...itsy-bitsy living space!" -The Genie
"TRESPASSERS WILL BE VIOLATED!" (Sign at Kennedy homes)
"TROGLODYTE TRIVIA" - Dinosaur Board Game
"TUPHLEM GRDLPHUMP" to quote Opus's first words
"TUPHLEM GRDLPHUMP..." Opus's first words.
"TURN OUT THOSE LIGHTS!!!" - Dot
"TVF Talent." -- TV's Frank, Talent Agent
"TWENNY-TWENNY-TWENNYFOUR HOURS TO GO - WANNA BE CIVILIAN!!!"
"Ta Da Da Daaaaa! I'm Stupendous Man!" -Calvin (& Hobbes)
"Ta-da! The Pink-Wonder is ready for action!" - Pinky
"Tab Hunter was Troy Donahue at one time..." -- Tom Servo
"Tack that up in triplicate." -- Col. Potter to Radar
"Taco Bell" is NOT the Mexican Telephone Company
"Tactical analysis, Mr. Data?" - Picard
"Tactics and wine, eh? That sounds like Aahz." - Rupert
"Tactless - yet rude." - Slappy
"Tad and Chad's Movie is the Best?" (The Fairly OddParents, NICK-2002)
"Tada. (I don't think anybody dusts under here.)"
"Tada. (I don't think anybody dusts under here.)"
"Tag! You're it!" - Modo
"Tagline Lottery: ********** <-- Scratch here for prize"
"Tagline ready on Holodeck 3, you may read when ready."
"Tagline thievery... coming up on the next Geraldo!"
"Tagline? What's that? And are we TAXING it?" - Bill Clinton
"Taglined to death... what a tombstone header..."
"Taglines are smurfy"
"Taglines provoketh thieves sooner than gold." -- Tagspeare
"Taglines, anyone???" - Tom Hickey..
"Taglines..."
"Tagwine twacks!"
"Tailhook takes it on the road!" -- Joel Robinson
"Taint funny McGee!"
"Take 'em down." "Yeah... If nothing else, they ruined my good clothes!"
"Take D'Artagnan here to sick bay" -Spock
"Take Dax. I do have feelings for her." Bashir
"Take This Job And Shove It" - by Ike Witt
"Take a Break!" - By Colin Sick
"Take a big steamy gawk at the circus freak." -- Mike Nelson
"Take a bullet?" "Yeah, from the assassin..."
"Take a giant step for mankind." - 007 (Moonraker)
"Take a good, steamy look at it!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Take a great physician, and combine him with a light switch."-Picardo
"Take a hard look at what you married!" -- Tom Servo
"Take a high-pitched sonic shower." -Dax to Bashir
"Take a hint, Q, no one wants you around." - Vash
"Take a little time to realize I'll love you faithfully."
"Take a load off.." "Heh heh heh..'take a load'."
"Take a long second and get used to this face..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Take a look at this." Janeway
"Take a pin to him and see how he lightens up."
"Take a quiet vacation and it hits the fan." Law of Moderators
"Take a rabbit's foot and leave a pint of blood as a deposit."
"Take a walk, Frank." -- Grace Musso
"Take all the time you want." - Odo to Dax
"Take all the time you want." -- Odo
"Take any honest work, but keep moving!" - Heinlein
"Take away love and our earth is a tomb." -Browning
"Take away your props and your costumes, what wouldja be?" "Naked."
"Take care of her." Thomas Riker to William Riker
"Take care of yourself Odo." -Quark
"Take care of yourself or find someone to do it for you!" -Elaine
"Take care of yourself, Dad." - Franklin
"Take care." Kirk to Spock and McCoy
"Take heed, ere summer comes, or cuckoo-bird do sing."
"Take heed; have open eye; for thieves do foot by night."
"Take her to quarters and detain her there." - Sisko
"Take him where?" "In search of his brain."
"Take it away!" Korax to Cyrano Jones on tribble
"Take it away, Eric the Orchestra Leader!"
"Take it away, Ghengis."
"Take it back! Take it back!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Take it easy baby, let them say what they will" -Zep
"Take it from Death, life is a terrible thing to waste!"
"Take it from me - he's got the goods."
"Take it while you can." - Londo
"Take me away... But be gentle, I'm fragile." - Yakko to Nurse
"Take me home, Smiley." Sisko
"Take me on...I deserve it, I'm just a thief!" -- Finieous Fingers
"Take me to the dance", Mary bawled.
"Take me to the dance," Tom bawled.
"Take me to the mushroom palace, my sweet friend booze!"
"Take me to your river, baby, take me to your sea" -Coverdale/Page
"Take me tonight to the river and wash my illusions away..."
"Take me, I'm yours," she said easily.
"Take me, you wonderful brute!" - Tammy TagLine
"Take me. Take me, take me, take me, take me." Apollo
"Take more than a metdown to show us how..."
"Take my PC--please. Its the AMIGA *I* want!" -Data
"Take my Worf ..... please!" -- Data <*badahbumb*>
"Take my Worf, please!" - Data (The Outrageous Okana)
"Take my Worf--please." -Data
"Take my Worf... please!" - Data [The Outrageous Okona]
"Take my Worf......please"-Data
"Take my hand, DiDi." -- Death
"Take my hand, I'm a stranger with parasites!" -- Tom Servo
"Take my hand, brother." - Connor MacLeod
"Take my wife - to Egypt, and don't never come back." - Redd Foxx
"Take over for us!" - Yakko "No way!" - Wayne & Garth "Way!" - Yakko
"Take over for us!"-Yakko "No way!"-Wayne "Way!"-Yakko
"Take sominex," Tom said sleepily.
"Take tea and see," said Tom briskly.
"Take that back! It tastes like the stuff my wife makes."
"Take that, Naughty-spawn!" - The Tick
"Take that, dumbass." - Beavis
"Take that, nega-toad!" - Sailor Mars
"Take that," Lorena said cuttingly.
"Take the low road. Not that low." - 007 (F.Y.E.O.)
"Take the phasers off stun. No more Mr. Nice Guy!" - Sisko
"Take the prisoner to the dungeon," Tom said condescendingly.
"Take the road block challenge!" -- Tom Servo
"Take them all to security!" - Odo
"Take them back to their cage." Claudius
"Take them, Brother." Lore
"Take this bus to Cuba!" Bus Hijacker Monty Python
"Take this job and SHOVE IT!" said Johnny Paycheck resignedly.
"Take this thing back to Baltimore!" -- Senator Martin
"Take time with a wounded hand cause it likes to heal..."
"Take us out." - Captain Kirk
"Take us out." Kirk "Very good, sir." Chekov
"Take us to your leader!" "You're kidding."
"Take us to your leader!" -Cabell "...You're kidding." -Jack Baker
"Take you to him I will, yes!"-- Yoda
"Take your bare hands baby rip out my eyes..."
"Take your best stab at the beast" Anagram
"Take your dress off!" Diolus <<slap>>
"Take your hand from my blouse!" Mary tittered.
"Take your mind off your troubles with a quick hand?" - Vagabond
"Take your powder, take your gun, report to General Washington!
"Take your protein pills and put your helmet on..."
"Take your shot, Fun Boy! You got your dead-bang." - The Crow
"Take your shot, Fun-Boy. You've got me, dead-bang!" - The Crow
"Take your thumb outta your ear and put it back in your b
"Take your time. The plane doesn't leave for 3 minutes."
"Take your time." Kes
"Take yourself a friend, whether woman or man."
"Take-out food!" "And it's still kicking: very expensive!
"Taken the Sears auto center and turned it into an HQ." -- Servo
"Takes a heap of money to look this cheap." ...Dolly Parton
"Takes more than a message to make me smile"
"Takes one to know one, I say. <g>" - Renimar Keth-solamni
"Taking A Long Vacation" By Helen Back
"Taking a Greyhound to Hawaii wasn't a good idea." -- Mike Nelson
"Taking your LITTLE NOTES--!!!"--Mulder
"Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, Beauty and the Beast."
"Talent on loan from God!" What are the monthly payments?
"Talk about weight off your mind!" * Lister
"Talk about your fixer-upper..." - Timon
"Talk or kiss. Not both." -- Kira to Bareil
"Talk or play. Not both." -- Worf
"Talk radio is irrelevant." -- Clinton of Borg
"Talk to him Steven. Tell him what you feel" - Ivanova.
"Talk to me. Hi Jeffery, Hi Steven, Hi David..." -- TV's Frank
"Talkers are no good doers." - William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
"Talking about books is never a waste of space..." -- Mycroft
"Talking to the stiffs again, Melvin?" -- Aggie
"Talking to them won't make them go away."
"Talking to you is like talking to a wall!" - The Iron Circle
"Talks a lot but he doesn't say much." McCoy on Cochrane
"Tall and tan and young and lovely, the girl from Hiroshima..."
"Tammy, Tammy, boTammy, bananarama poTammy, fee fi foTammy, Tammy!"
"Tank Rambo: an all terrain combat me." -- Tom Servo
"Tap to produce 3 mana of any color." Mox Lotus
"Tape Another Channel" - By David E. O. Recorder
"Tar is not a plaything" Bart on the blackboard
"Tar is not a plaything." - Bart Simpson.
"Tar is not a plaything." - Bart's Board
"Target sighted and locked." - Billie Munny
"Target that explosion and fire!" -- Sulu
"Tarzan no need stupid firehose!" -- Johnny Fever
"Tas, I didn't even know you had a sweetheart!"--Tanis
"Tasha Yar supports Data Entry!"
"Tasha and I were... intimate." - Data.
"Tasha, leave DATA's floppy disk alone!"
"Tasslehoff!" "Yes, Tanis?" "Give the man his tagline!" "Yes, Tanis."
"Taste my steel, Pasty Boy!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Taste my steel, please." -- Mike Nelson
"Taste. This one's on me." - Anna Steven (serving up another icecream)
"Tasters Choice: The Final Chapter!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Tastes like a chocolate covered urinal cake..." -- Tom Servo
"Tau, tau, carry the tau...Yeah, that's the ticket."--A. Einstein
"Taueret" - Goddess of Childbirth and Nursing.
"Taut, taut, strewn about, your callow life in dismay..."- Warlock
"Tax the churches. Tax the busineses owned by the churches." -F.Zappa
"Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed." - Heinlein
"Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed." - Lazarus Long
"Taxi! Touchdown!" -Tom and Crow as Mitchell.
"Taxi! How much to the airport if I drive?"
"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot" - Picard "Ale, Romulan, Lots." - Kirk
"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot" -JLP "Ale, Romulan, /Lots/." -JTK
"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot" Picard "Beer, Budweiser, cold" Riker
"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot. - And computer...in a cup this time."
"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot." - Picard. "Ale, Romulan, Lots." - Kirk.
"Tea, Earl Grey, hot for 10,000" - Locutus of Borg
"Tea, Earl Grey, hot. And computer... in a cup this time."
"Tea, Earl Grey... no. Make that a lemonade. Cold." (Picard)
"Tea, Earl GreyHot." -- Picard
"Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. Ow! Not *that* hot!" -- Picard
"Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. And computer...in a cup this time"
"Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. But...in a CUP, this time!"--Picard
"Tea; Earl Grey; NOT!" - Capt. Wayne Campbell, Starship Aurora
"Teach me no more, bondsman. Today I tech you." - Roland
"Teach you the classic `board gag'..." -- Mike Nelson
"Teacher is not a leper." - Bart Simpson.
"Teacher is not a leper." - Bart's Board
"Teacher, teach us now!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Tear down the wall!" -Floyd
"Tear it from your soul in nightly hunt." -Metallica
"Tears on the sleeve of a man.. don't wanna be a boy today" - T. Amos
"Tears, idle tears, I know not what they mean" Tennyson
"Teasing plastic takes protein out." -- Joel Robinson
"Tech support abuse hotline. WTF did you screw up now?"
"Tech support? What's that?"--Bill Gates
"Technology high on the leading edge of life"
"Technology won't save us." - George Lucas
"Ted Kennedy's PT109." -- Mike Nelson
"Ted Turner is colorizing the universe." -- Joel Robinson
"Ted my friend, strange things are afoot at the Circle K".
"Teddy bear replaces Clinton in bloody Pooh-d'Etat! Film at 11!"
"Teddy with a truncheon..." -- Mike Nelson
"Tee, Eye, Double Guh, ER, That spells TIGGER!"
"Teenage mating rituals?!" Wesley Crusher
"Teets! Teets!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Telepathy is minding someone else's business." -- Luxwana Troi
"Teleport NOW, Orac!"
"Television has a lot to answer for!" RoboCop
"Television is not only furntiure, but generally tasteless in style."
"Televisiono Francus!" -- TV's Frank
"Tell 'em to flip a coin!" - Geordi
"Tell Dr. McCoy he should have wished me luck." Spock
"Tell Mericus I'd like to see him." Kirk
"Tell Mommy I want that" - Dinosaur TV Children's Programming
"Tell Scully I've been working out" -- Frohike
"Tell Security we found the intruder." Kirk
"Tell Spock. It worked." Kirk
"Tell her I feel fine." -Spock at the end of ST4:TVH
"Tell her... I feel fine." - Spock to Sarek
"Tell her; I feel fine." -- Spock
"Tell him I died and didn't leave a forwarding address." -- Hawkeye
"Tell him he is a good cat. And a pretty cat." - Data
"Tell him it's urgent." Nog
"Tell him, Picard." Sarek
"Tell me Data. Are you fully functional?" - Tasha
"Tell me Doctor, where are we goin' this time?"
"Tell me I won guys. Just tell me I won." - Nigel Mansell..
"Tell me I'm crazy" - Fox Mulder "Mulder, you're crazy!" - Dana Scully
"Tell me I'm crazy." "Mulder, you're crazy!"
"Tell me I'm crazy." - Mulder "Mulder, you're crazy!" - Scully
"Tell me I'm crazy...then love me like crazy tonight."
"Tell me about it." - Sinclair
"Tell me about it." - Sisko
"Tell me about my friend." Hugh "Friend?" Riker
"Tell me about power, Captain." Sylvia
"Tell me about them, as a people." Janeway
"Tell me about this miracle typhoid cure you've discovered." -- Potter
"Tell me about your homeworld, Usul." -- Crow T. Robot
"Tell me about your portfolio!..." Ivanova
"Tell me about your sexual organs, Commander."
"Tell me folk stories about leprechauns" Orville implored.
"Tell me his name, Doctor!" -- Clarice Starling
"Tell me how you got your name." Kira
"Tell me if this is funny. 2 gorillas walk into a bar..." "NOT!"
"Tell me is something eluding you, sunshine?" -Floyd
"Tell me more abo--- Fruity Dog 6.2e
"Tell me more about this plucky turtle called Gamera."
"Tell me now, who undoes your hair?" -- Witch Hazel
"Tell me of your homeworld, Usul." -- Chani
"Tell me sir, have you confused your cat recently?"
"Tell me that's a clue." -- Kira
"Tell me the truth: did you vote for him? Me neither." -- Brown
"Tell me why that boat is still firing." -- The Deacon
"Tell me you love me. I must know." Anna
"Tell me you're crazy. Maybe then I'll understand." - Tori Amos
"Tell me, Data. Are you fully functional?" - Yar
"Tell me, What makes a man like me this way? Carrie Ann..."
"Tell me, do you still do the Cardassian neck trick?" Cardassian
"Tell me, is this Heaven?" "No, it's Iowa."
"Tell me, is this Heaven?" "No, it's Metchosin."
"Tell me, is this Heaven?" "No, it's OS/2."
"Tell me, is this Heaven?" "Not quite, it's Colorado."
"Tell me, is this Heaven?" "No, it's Iowa." BLUB, BLUB
"Tell me, is this Heaven?" - "No, it's Formula One"
"Tell me, is this Hell?" "No, it's Mississippi."
"Tell me, is this Hell?" "No, it's New Jersey."
"Tell my wife I love her very much... she knows..."
"Tell the boys to...what are YOU grinning at?" - Shai-ster
"Tell the kids to chew sugarless gum." - Doug Gilmour
"Tell the tower the music is too loud..." -- Tom Servo
"Tell them Eric Draven said hello." -- The Crow
"Tell them Eric Draven sends his regards." - Eric
"Tell them Eric Raven said hello." - The Crow
"Tell them of us. My darling." Eline
"Tell them that death is coming for them, tonight" - The Crow
"Tell them to drop their weapons!" Neelix
"Tell them to take a good guess, but clear that board, Lieutenant."
"Tell them we have a prisoner." Kirk
"Tell them we're having mechanical problems." Sheridan
"Tell us again about the end of the world, Socko!" - Beavis
"Tell us that story about Cole Porter again..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Tell us the story. Tell us how it all began."--Anna to Tammy
"Tell us what you're looking for." Janeway
"Tell us. It's very important you tell us everything." Janeway
"Tell you the Dauphin I am coming on to venge me as I may..."
"Tell you what, I'll hold the string for you."
"Tellarites do not argue for reasons, they simply argue."
"Temba, his arms wide."
"Temper, temper, mon capitaine!" - Q, to Picard
"Temper, temper, mon capitan." - Q
"Ten Pins" - by Mr. Strike
"Ten chocalte sundaes. I'm in a really bad mood." - Q
"Ten hours on, ten hours off." Cranston
"Ten sounds good." Paris
"Ten thousand credits, on delivery." Max
"Ten to one you can't dance to it."
"Ten-hut!!" -- Hawkeye <whole room snaps to attention>
"Tennis anyone?" the Orville asked lovingly
"Tennis anyone?" the instructor asked lovingly
"Tennis is irrelevant." - Bjorn Borg
"Tension's risin', you can cut it with a knife..."
"Terminate him." Tain on Odo
"Termination complete. Acceptable losses. Lets go!" -- Tom Servo
"Terminator 4: The Sex Machine, And He's Comming!"
"Terminator virus found? Use ILLBE.BAK!"
"Terok Nor: Rated G(en). ;)" -- Edward Lee
"Terri's not much of a challenge. I like a good fight." Tanya
"Terrible puppy-children are after me." -- Wally Llama
"Terrible puppy-children are after me." -- Wally Llama (Animaniacs)
"Terrible puppychildren are after me." Wally Llama
"Terrible when someone gets hit crossing the street." -- Zharvic
"Terrific of Frank to put all that stuff in our service records."-BJ
"Terrorists are just patriots who havent won yet". --- Kyle J.
"Terrorists were much more fun back then." -- Crow T. Robot
"Terrorists were much more fun back then." -- Crow T. Robot
"Tes, Earl Gray, Hot." - Picard
"Tess, it's some cruel law of nature." - Richie Ryan
"Tess, you do remember that they all carry *big* swords..."
"Testes, Testes 1... 2... 3?" -Butt-head
"Testy?* Moi? But I sing and bounce along *so* merrily..." -- Beast
"Tex Ritter? Pat Buttram? Slim Whitman? Hank Snow?" -- Frank
"Texaco guys!" -- Mike Nelson
"Th' frezberger has tripped the presnell converters!"
"Th-th-th-that's all, folks!" -- Porky Pig
"Tha's funny, Dataman, you don't LOOK like a newt..."
"Tha's funny, Jefferson, you don't LOOK like a newt..."
"Tha's funny, you don't LOOK like a newt..."
"Thae only thing I am sure of is I don't need you." -- Henry to Frank
"Thalassa" - Mother of the Enchanters.
"Thank God I'm wearing my Himalayan walking shoes." (Elaine)
"Thank God Les Paul is backing them on guitar!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Thank God it's Friday!"
"Thank God it's Friday" - Robinson Crusoe
"Thank God methane rises..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Thank God this is bullet proof ermine..." -- Mike Nelson
"Thank God! A jump cut!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Thank God." - Col. Potter. "I already did." - Father Mulcahy
"Thank goodness I was able to salvage this girl!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Thank goodness! This reinforces my simplistic worldview." (Tick)
"Thank goodness." Eline
"Thank the Maker!" - C-3PO
"Thank the Prophets!" Seska
"Thank you Easter Bunny @TOFIRST@! Happy Easter
"Thank you Number One....He's my Number One Dad!" - JL Picard
"Thank you again for your help." Sarah
"Thank you everybody, we're Nine Inch Nails." -Butt-Head
"Thank you for Considering The Following."--Bill Nye
"Thank you for almost killing me!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Thank you for being gutless." -- Crow T. Robot
"Thank you for calling 911, can you hold please?..."
"Thank you for calling the Sucide Hotline: Please hold!"
"Thank you for everything." Kes
"Thank you for fighting for him." - Judge Bone
"Thank you for flying Africair. Being birds, you don't need
"Thank you for hurling that gas bomb at me." -- Joel Robinson
"Thank you for not smoking." -- Robocop
"Thank you for not using Windows in this Conference"
"Thank you for pressing the self destruct button." (Spaceballs)
"Thank you for rescuing me." Jen Sisko 2 "It was my pleasure." Sisko
"Thank you for riding MagLev..."
"Thank you for the tea, Delenn, and your honesty." - G'Kar
"Thank you for visiting. Now go home." -- Florida Proverb
"Thank you for your co-operation." - Robocop
"Thank you for your help, Mrs. Renn." Tuvok
"Thank you for your support." - Bartles & James 1987
"Thank you masked man." -Bernard
"Thank you my child." (overheard at Kai Winn's Child Minding Service)
"Thank you so very much." Stevie Ray Vaughan
"Thank you soooo much <sigh of contentment> d:-)" - Quickling
"Thank you very much!" - The Mask
"Thank you very much, Mr. Smart-guy Know-it-all Wolverine!" - Jubilee
"Thank you very much." he said, as he tucked the tagline in his pocket
"Thank you! You love me! You really love me!" The Mask
"Thank you! Goodnight!" -Metallica after playing 1 song at Woodstock '94
"Thank you"-Amanda Kruger
"Thank you, 'Captain' McCoy." - Spock
"Thank you, Captain Cut-away!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Thank you, Commander; I know you'll make the right decision." Nog
"Thank you, Crow T. Gutherie." -- Joel Robinson
"Thank you, Data. And... sweet dreams." Bashir
"Thank you, Doctor. I welcome the opportunity." - Data
"Thank you, Doctor." "Thank YOU. You gave me a lot to think about."
"Thank you, Doctor." Kes "Thank *you*. Doctor
"Thank you, Doctor.. I welcome the opportunity" - Data
"Thank you, Doctor; you've been very helpful." Zek
"Thank you, Miss Annie. I'm in your debt." - Worf
"Thank you, Mr. Data." * Jean-Luc Picard
"Thank you, Mr. Moderator. I'll take it under advisement
"Thank you, Ms Dedicated Scientist!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Thank you, Odo. That means a lot to me." -Quark
"Thank you, Perry Mason." -- Sam Beckett
"Thank you, Vampira." -- Tom Servo
"Thank you, and f*ck you." -- Leary
"Thank you, but my answer is still no." Odo to Lovok
"Thank you, but that won't be necessary." - Ulani
"Thank you, but...this is not...I don't...aw, hell."--Ivanova
"Thank you, come again." - Apu
"Thank you, drive through." - Beavis
"Thank you, my son." - Eastwood to Schwartzenegger
"Thank you, please drive through" -- Anon, used by Fast Food Clerks worldwide
"Thank you, sir. For both of us." Spock "<beep>" Pike
"Thank you," it said, "for making a simple door very happy."
"Thank you. Old friend. I will miss you." Urza
"Thank you. Very much." Bashir
"Thank you. What an unusual gift." (I hate it. What is it?)
"Thank you." Data "Don't mention it." Lore
"Thanks Dr. Forrester!" "No, thank YOU, TV's Frank!"
"Thanks For Using My Yahoo!" -- Ashvin Patel, employee of Yahoo!
"Thanks a bundle, Great Granddad." -Zaphod Beeblebrox the First
"Thanks a lot, Joel." -- Tom Servo
"Thanks for Visiting. Now Go Home." -- Florida State Motto
"Thanks for everything." Kes
"Thanks for including me in a criminal conspiracy." -Chakotay
"Thanks for making my night, Suney...< again >...:)"
"Thanks for not smoking," Orville breathed.
"Thanks for not smoking," Tom breathed.
"Thanks for nothing." -Harry Canyon
"Thanks for noticin' me" said Eeyore as the mushroom cloud appeared.
"Thanks for putting the fun back into football for Doug Flutie."
"Thanks for refreshing my memory", said RAM to CPU.
"Thanks for shredding the cheese," Tom said gratefully.
"Thanks for the all-clear, Moneypenney." -- Tom Servo
"Thanks for the concern..."
"Thanks for the mammaries" - Beavis
"Thanks for the radio!" Tom said with a short wave.
"Thanks for the ride." Ro
"Thanks for the warning, dude. We're outta here." - Guy #3
"Thanks for the warning." Sisko
"Thanks for visiting, now go home!" - Florida State Motto
"Thanks for your support." * Rimmer
"Thanks honey, cardboard and chocolate sauce again!"
"Thanks, DM. I thought having two arms wasn't challenging enough."
"Thanks, Dr. Forrester!" "No, thank *you*, TV's Frank!"
"Thanks, Number One. Errmmmm.... he's my Number One Dad!" - Picard
"Thanks, Slann. We know the rules." -- Connor MacLeod
"Thanks, but I did before I left home." - Dot
"Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in Wrapping." Judy the Elf
"Thanks, but my name is All, not 'Starfleet'."
"Thanks, but my name is Chris, not 'Starfleet'..."
"Thanks, but my name is Juan, not 'Starfleet'."
"Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." - After being told he looked cool. - Yogi Berra
"Thanks. I'll mull that over." -- Crow T. Robot
"Thanks. For what you did." - Londo
"Thanks. I'll mull that over." -- Crow T. Robot
"Thanks. We make a good team." Hercules
"Thanks." "For what?" "For not breaking any bones."
"Thanks." Frost "Don't thank me yet." Sheridan
"Thanks." Ro "Any time." La Forge
"Thankyou" - Azaka "We apretiate your work." - Kamadake
"Thanx for refreshing my memory", said RAM to CPU
"That *had* to sting!" -- Tom Servo
"That *is* the story of my life." -- Joey
"That Amazon queen wanted me for only one thing," said Tom studiously.
"That Death Star's causing some harm, big time!" - Lando
"That Excalibur's one helluva ship." - Rachel
"That Humans aren't good engineers?" O'Brien "No, men." - Gilora
"That Picard never had a brush with death." Q
"That VEDEK!" "Pathetic,did you say pathetic?"
"That Woof fellow. Just plain rude." - Lwaxana
"That `hurry up' part was pure genius..." -- Mike Nelson
"That all depends-on what `yo packin...Regular or KING-SIZED!"
"That almost sounds like a domestic inquiry." Sisko to Jennifer
"That answer was incorrect. The penalty is death." D.M.
"That answer was incorrect. The penalty is death." - Butt-Head
"That area has been sealed since Babylon 5 went online." - Ivanova
"That array is the only way to get home." Torres
"That aught to hold him..." -- Joel Robinson
"That ball was right over the plate," Tom said strikingly.
"That bastard!" -- Crow T. Robot
"That bear has Hammer-pants on!" -- Joel Robinson
"That belt too tight, Lowell?" Sheriff Buck
"That better be my breakfast!" - Earl at egg announcement
"That bird is sick," Tom said illegally.
"That bird's a turkey," Tom gobbled.
"That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational!" - La
"That boy sure is a runnin' fool!"
"That boy's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver" -- Foghorn Leghorn
"That boy's logic wigs me out." -The Tick
"That brick may be an important clue." - Troi
"That bull has real stage presence," said Tom oratorically.
"That burned down, fell over, *then* sank into the swamp."
"That can be arranged!" - Han
"That can't be Jesus. He looks like a 7-11 cashier!"
"That cat." McCoy "That. Cat." Kirk "Hmmm." Spock
"That certainly sucked the air outta' the room..." -- Mike Nelson
"That chick reads her mail offline. She rules...huh-huh" Butt-Head
"That city will NEVER be rebuilt," the prophets babble on.
"That could have gone better." -- Joel Robinson
"That could've gone better..!!" -Yuri
"That creature has stolen the Aludium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!"
"That creature has stolen the space modulator!"
"That cretin is on a national talk show!" Spin Doctor (Tick)
"That damn Guinan. She keeps cutting in on my territory" - Troi
"That damn plate mail o' his didn't save him from the oil"
"That damnabley kind of you, Mr. Mallory!" Arturo
"That damned plate mail o' his didn't save him from the oil..."
"That darn bicycle tried to kill me!" - - Calvin
"That decision is not yours to make, *Cadet*!" -- Picard
"That dent you wanted. It's not much. But it's there." Chekov
"That depends on the writers, so bet on it."--Deputy Tim
"That did it... I'm just *asking* to be lynched." -- Trautman
"That didn't sound at all like Spock, Jim!" McCoy
"That does it!" Quark
"That does not compute." Robot in 'Lost in Space'
"That does sound harsh, doesn't it?" -- Crow T. Robot
"That doesn't agree with our records." O'Brien
"That doesn't negate the possibility." Romulan
"That doesn't quite explain the potato." Scully & Mulder
"That doesn't sound like much of a deal." - Shai-ster
"That doesn't sound like the Garak I know." Bashir
"That doesn't strike you as the least bit unusual?" -- Sam
"That dragon's a wuss...a wimp...behind me, isn't he?"
"That dragon's a wussa wimpright behind me, isn't he?"
"That ees some eee-kee tasting stuff!"- Ren Hoek
"That explains this device, then." - Sheridan
"That explains why our beards didn't grow." La Forge
"That feels so gooo OOOHHH, Gawd!," Tom ejaculated. <= Bad? Crude!
"That feels ... so gooo... OOOHHH, Gawd!," Orville ejaculated.
"That feels good," she said orgasmically.
"That feels so goooOOOHHH, Gawd!," Tom ejaculated.
"That frozen concoction that helps me hang on..."
"That ghost is gonna kill my ass!" "It ain't no ghost."
"That gives me a birdie for this hole", Tom chipped in.
"That great dust-heap called `history'." -- Birrell
"That gum you like is going to come back into style." -- The Dwarf
"That guy don't pay my salary. It's a guy with a beard." Curley.
"That guy in the ugly suit is probably CIA" - Fox Mulder
"That guy looks like a cross between Spock and Bones." -- Mike
"That guy looks like he swallowed a junkyard." -- Trapper
"That guy raises Dead End Kids..." -- Mike Nelson
"That guy sure is a slow learner!" Diolus
"That guy was a yutz." - Rita
"That guy's a sinner. They're all sinners!" -- Mike Nelson
"That guy's pretty much beef jerky..." -- Tom Servo
"That hardly seems likely." Spock
"That has got to be the coolest jailbreak of all time!" -- Quinn
"That has got to be the coolest jailbreak of all time!" Mallory
"That hatch! Is hugh!" La Forge
"That heading takes them into the Badlands." - Kira
"That helmet covers a multitude of sins." Kirk to Spock
"That horse has a Beatle's wig!" -- Mike Nelson
"That horse looks like a good bet at 75 to 3," said Tom oddly.
"That hurts worse than the uniform." McCoy
"That incoherent cretin..." -- Andrew Faulds, M.P. on Ronald Reagan
"That irony is all the justice I require." - Londo
"That is *not* cheese!" -- Professor Arturo
"That is *not* cheese!" Arturo
"That is a >distinct< possibility." Garak
"That is a *distinct* possibility." -- Garek
"That is a fascinating hypothesis." --Data
"That is a most illogical attitude." Spock
"That is a rule up with which I shall not put." -Churchill
"That is a very funny joke, Charlie." (I told it to you last month.)
"That is adorable!" -- TV's Frank
"That is an excellent idea. I will wait in there." Data
"That is high praise from a Vulcan." -- Picard
"That is his special nature" - Picard
"That is impossible. My timing is digital." - Data
"That is my brother. Was my brother." James Kirk
"That is no creature of God"-Amanda Krueger
"That is not a demand, that is a solid fact!"
"That is not a weaknessthat is life" - Picard
"That is not acceptable, Mister Data." -- Remick
"That is not acceptable." Kuloff "It will have to be." Janeway
"That is not an option, Mr. Mulder" - Deep Throat
"That is of course an internal Cardassian matter." - Sisko
"That is one magic loog'ee!" (Jerry)
"That is so amazingly amazing I think I'd like to steal it." -Zaphod
"That is some outfit... It makes you look like a homosexual!" - McBain
"That is the one you will speak to." Chakotay
"That is the sickest thing you've ever done..." -- Joel
"That is the true beginning of our end." -- Shakespeare
"That is the worst chunka'crap monster I've ever seen!" -- Servo
"That is why Kosh cannot leave his encounter suit." Delenn
"That isn't possible. Nothing could do that." Rizzo
"That isn't very reassuring" - C3P0
"That just doesn't add up", said Tom, nonplussed.
"That just doesn't add up," Tom said, nonplussed.
"That just has trouble written *all* over it." - Johnny Knoxville, JACKASS
"That kidney you donated to me really hit the spot." - Burns to Smithers
"That kidney you donated to me really hit the spot." - Burns to Smithers
"That kind of monster was called a werewolf." - The Stand
"That kind of talk tightens my colon." -- Frank Burns
"That lady has an ice-bag on her head!" -- Crow T. Robot
"That last tagline really stirred something up inside me." Dax.
"That little 'droid's going to get me in a lot of trouble."
"That little droid and I have been through a lot together." - Luke
"That little waltz may have just cost you your life..." -- Vinnie
"That looks like a snake!" - Walter Ekland
"That looks sharp! You wouldn't cut me would you?" -- Kearne
"That makes 144," said Tom grossly.
"That makes me feel a whole lot better." Paris
"That makes me warm and squishy. Either that, or I need diapers." - Dot
"That makes me yearn for a $5 hotdog!" -- Mike Nelson
"That makes us MR. AND MRS. Psychopath, DOESN'T IT?" - Ned/NED&STACEY
"That malfunctioning little twerp" - C3P0
"That malfunctioning little twerp, he tricked me" - C3P0
"That man is richest whose pleasures are cheapest"
"That man was Gabrial Bell." Sisko
"That man's silence is wonderful to listen to." -- Thomas Hardy
"That march, I wish everyone could have seen it!" J.Helms
"That may be the first time any man has dared insult me."
"That may cause my violin strings to snap", was Tom's gut reaction.
"That means she's probably nearby." Sisko
"That mechanical beastie is up here." Scott
"That medium did a bad job," Tom said disspiritedly.
"That mountain doesn't reach all the way to the ground."
"That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all."
"That name no longer has any meaning to me." - Vader
"That new bra makes you look WONderful!", Tom said upliftingly.
"That no cookie!" - Short Round
"That old sourpuss is our control operator, Lisa Hayes." -Roy Fokker
"That one I gotta write down." -- Trapper (and tagline writers <G>)
"That one looks like a dragon." Spock on cloud
"That one wouldn't lower his guard for his own grandmother!"
"That only puts another dollar in the bank of permissiveness." - Frank
"That ought to blow some circuits at NASA!" -C&H on Mars
"That oughta hold him for about six hours." McCoy
"That oughta keep the little squirts happy. YES!" - Brain
"That packet of assorted miseries which we call a ship."
"That parrot is definitely deceased!"
"That parrot wouldn't VOOOM if you put 4 million volts through it!"
"That penny pincher wants to be addressed formally," Tom surmised.
"That poor guy doesn't have a fighting partner!" -- Mike Nelson
"That probe will never break free, Captain." Kim
"That provided much needed comic relief..." -- Mike Nelson
"That really wasn't very nice. Hardly sporting." -- Ward
"That robot's wearing a fig leaf!" -- Crow T. Robot
"That rodent's go' a viscious streak a mile wide!"
"That scene was a load of crap!" -- Crow T. Robot
"That sea of shallow faces masked i warm regret" - Sarah McLachlan
"That seems to be the general consensus." Bashir
"That seems to be what's triggering my time shifts." O'Brien
"That self-richeous doo-gooder." Q
"That sensor ghost is moving closer." Spock
"That ship was constructed for a suicide mission." Spock
"That shoots that theory to hell." - Al Calavicci
"That should do it!" Hercules
"That should do it. How does it feel?" Doctor
"That should more than take care of the Founders." -- Garek
"That should please those little S.o.b.s" - Gabbo
"That signal originated in the Alpha Quadrant." Tuvok
"That skull had a tongue in it, and could sing once."
"That smells like a skunk," Tom said instinctively.
"That song was pretty white." - F. Zappa, HEAD
"That sound like a wonderful idea..." Troi
"That sound, that hidious sound!" "Yes, it is Narn opera."
"That sounded like a very intense discussion." Guinan
"That sounds like Steve taking a slug from a .30-06!" -- Crow
"That sounds like a cause of death, not a 'condition'!" - Ragnell
"That sounds like a nibble to me." Chakotay
"That sounds like a wonderful idea..." Troi
"That sounds like animals." - Picard
"That spot: I spilled acid there a year ago." McCoy
"That square bugs me! He really bugs me!" -- Joel Robinson
"That star is Canopus," said Tom outlandishly.
"That still leaves us with the question 'why?'" Odo
"That stuff is lying around just waiting to be picked up." - The Stand
"That sucking sound? The Clinton presidency being flushed in '96!"
"That sucks. How 'bout 'Alligators bit off my face.'" -- Bart
"That sucks." "Why yes, I payed extra for it"
"That tagline is not recommended"
"That tears it..." -Annie
"That there is one of them new car boats." - State Troper (L.A.L.D.)
"That thickheaded Vulcan stamina." McCoy
"That thing is virtually made out of stone!" McCoy
"That thing looked like the Manson family Christmas Special."
"That thing murdered one of my crewmen!!" Kirk
"That thing must be destroyed!" Decker
"That tickles!" Zek
"That unit is a woman." "A mass of conflicting impulses." -- Spock and Nomad, "The Changeling"
"That unit is a woman." -Spock "A mass of conflicting impulses." -Nomad
"That unit is a woman." Spock to Nomad on Uhura
"That unit is defective." Nomad on Uhura
"That was 'retract' plank, not 'remove.'" Picard
"That was MY order, Captain!" Baris
"That was NOT cool." - Butt-Head
"That was `retract' plank, not `remove.'" -- Picard
"That was a bus... He killed a bus..." -- Don Yemano
"That was a dirty trick, Pierce." -- Col. Blake
"That was a gas attack?" -- White Knight
"That was a joke. Steph, wasn't that a joke, or did I lie again?"
"That was a party to end all parties!" (The chicken salad was tainted.)
"That was a perimiter warning from the Remla array." Data
"That was a pretty real illusion, Mr. Spock." - McCoy
"That was a wonderful date," Tom said in Dutch.
"That was an act of unmitigated Gall, I admire Gall." - Worf
"That was an interesting program." - Troi to Worf
"That was another...Useless Fact."
"That was before I found out I could bluff his socks off." - O'Brien
"That was beyond the limits of good taste." - Beavis
"That was either Superman or dad falling off the roof."
"That was fast!" Tom quickly exclaimed.
"That was fast!", @FN@ quickly exclaimed.
"That was fast!", Orville quickly exclaimed.
"That was fast!", Tom quickly exclaimed.
"That was first-degree toastercide!" - Talkie Toaster
"That was going to be my question" - Troi
"That was good, but.... @@@@@@@hhh, I wanna do it again!" - Yakko
"That was harrowing," said Tom after his plowing accident
"That was intended from the beginning, Captain." Thelev
"That was interesting. Not at all insulting." -- Mike Nelson
"That was kinda fun." "Yeah, like waiting in line at the DMV!" -- WW&YW
"That was my dad. Garibaldi So much for genetics." Franklin
"That was my good friend, Mr. Garibaldi" - Londo
"That was my guess, too." Janeway
"That was no jump. We've been hit." - Sheridan
"That was no laser blast! Something hit us." - Han Solo
"That was not a luxery that I was afforded." - Richard Franklin
"That was one monkey who was hurtin' for certain." - The Stand
"That was one weird-assed movie." -- Tom Servo
"That was perfect!" - Ed Wood
"That was pretty disgusting, Joel..." -- Tom Servo
"That was pretty fast for someone who agreed not to use her powers!"
"That was really beautiful, Chief." Bashir
"That was setting #1. Anyone want to see setting #2?"
"That was such an ordeal!" -- Joel Robinson
"That was the Mulderism that should've been!"
"That was the beer that made Mel Faymee walk us!"
"That was the mission where James Kirk was killed." - Riker
"That was the stun setting. This is not." --Data
"That was the stun setting." <BLEEP> "This is not."--Data
"That was the stun setting." <bleep> "This is not."
"That was the stun setting...this is not." --Data
"That was totally convincing, wasn't it?" * Kryten
"That was trulyunique." - Picard
"That was unpleasant." - The Brain
"That was very therapeutic." - Brain
"That was your first lesson. Remember it." Apollo
"That was, I say, that *was* a joke, son." -- F. Leghorn
"That wasn't Sinbad." -- Gypsy
"That wasn't a TURN, more of a slight VEER!" - Bullwinkle J. Moose
"That wasn't a demi-lich you just stepped on, was it?"
"That wasn't included in the data you sent us" - O'Brien
"That wasn't supposed to happen!" -- Wesley Crusher
"That went well." - Yakko
"That which does not kill us is below us on the food chain."
"That which does not kill us makes us stranger." - Goodchild/AEON FLUX
"That which is imperfect must be sterilized." Nomad
"That which kills me, REALLY PISSES ME OFF!!" -Guyver A
"That white smoke is starting to piss me off!" - Butt-Head
"That will really help the centuries fly by." -- Rimmer
"That wizard did a bad job," Tom said disenchantedly.
"That worked..." - Duncan MacLeod
"That would be a logical conclusion." -- Tuvok
"That would be cool. I'll go get the pliers." - Butt-Head
"That would be inconvenient, but acceptable." -- Tuvok
"That would be suicide!" - "For you, yes...For me... See you later."
"That would involve the use of Klingon pain sticks." Data
"That would mean a significant course change." Janeway
"That would not be appropriate, Captain." Neelix
"That would seem logical." Spock
"That wouldn't happen to be your famous Refrigerator Mold Pie?" -Earl
"That you have but slumbered here, while these visions did appear."
"That young insect is female", said Tom gallantly.
"That young insect is male," said Tom buoyantly.
"That'd be great. Thanks." - Garibaldi to Sinclair
"That'll be enough of that!" - Dot
"That'll be the day!" -- Picard
"That'll holdem awwighthahahahahaha." -- Elmer Fudd
"That'll keep the wolves away!" -- Joel Robinson
"That'll probably be the part of that's gonna get eaten first." - Earl
"That'll put a kink in his colon!" -- Col. Potter
"That's 'Big-boo-tay'!" <John Bigbootie>
"That's 'Buck' with a 'B'." Sheriff Buck
"That's 'Whitewater investigation', Janet, not 'white wash'."
"That's *Captain* Q to you!" -Q
"That's *Judge* Q to you!" -Q
"That's *MISTER* Stinking-Rotten-Mouthpiece to you!" -- Tom Servo
"That's *Master* Q to you, you foolish, fragile non-entity!"
"That's *three* words." Bashir
"That's 1 giant step for man, & 1 bad day for that guy."-Darkwing Duck
"That's 2 minutes in the penalty box for clipping." - Rita
"That's 500 people we talked to today." Bashir
"That's Adolf Hitler--leader of the runner-up in WWII." -Rimmer
"That's Captain Q to you young man!" -- Q
"That's Captain Q to you!" - Q
"That's Crow. I'm Tom. And I'll get Mike..." -- Tom Servo
"That's Dotty!! ...@$&!*$$() NO CARRIER "I warned you."--Dot
"That's Dotty!! ...@$&!*$$() NO CARRIER "I warned you."--Dot""That's `Quark'." --Quark "Yes, I knew it was something small." --Q, LGD
"That's Dr. Karbunke to you!" - Karbunkle
"That's ENOUGH!" Sisko
"That's French for 'When we finish off the villains.'" The Tick
"That's Hoek you idiot! Not HoOoOook!" -- Ren
"That's Homer Simpson, Sir. He's a drone from Sector 7-G." - Smithers
"That's Homer Simpson, one of the carbon blobs in sector 7G"- Smithers
"That's Homer Simpson, sir, he's a drone in Sector 7-G" - Smithers
"That's Homer Simpson, sir. He's a drone in Sector 7-G."
"That's Homer Simpson. One of the carbon blobs in sector 7-G"
"That's It! I'm telling Grandma!" (Neekha)
"That's John Gill!" Kirk
"That's Judge Q to you!"-- Q
"That's Kodos. The Executioner." Dr. Thomas Leighton
"That's Mick Jagger's cloud. Stay off it!" -- Tom Servo
"That's Missile Mike. It's one of our children's shows." -Murray
"That's Mr. McFly, to you!"
"That's OK. We just wanted the oil." - Yakko
"That's PervERT until I see your money." - Frumple
"That's RightIcemanI am dangerous." -Maverick
"That's `Mister Lister' to you."--Lister
"That's `Mr. Lister' to you" - Lister
"That's `retract the plank' Number One. Not `remove'" - Picard, ST:G
"That's a 40-pound butt in 30-pound butt capacity pants!"
"That's a Jiffy Pop hat!" -- Crow T. Robot
"That's a Klingon ship!" Scott
"That's a Mr. Burger Buster Bomb!" -- Joel Robinson
"That's a Satanic lie: The Bible was written in English.
"That's a Starfleet expression for 'get out.'" Janeway
"That's a big NFW". DeJohn
"That's a big leap, Data." - La Forge
"That's a bit like using an elephant gun to kill a housefly." - Jean
"That's a chain reaction," Tom said atomically.
"That's a chance I'll have to take." - Sisko
"That's a chance we're going to have to take." Janeway
"That's a cheap motivational ploy. What, you don't see through that?"
"That's a common language of micros", said Tom basically.
"That's a cute goat," kidded Picard.
"That's a delicate piece of transporter work" - Sisko
"That's a dragonfly, dear." "But Mommy, what's he draggin'?"
"That's a heck of a right you've got." Hades to Hercules
"That's a hope I can assure you we share." - Sisko
"That's a lie!" Tom said in falsetto.
"That's a lie!" said Tom in falsetto.
"That's a lie." "Yes it is. What's your point?"
"That's a lie." - Bester "Yes it is. What's your point?" - Jeff
"That's a lie." Bester
"That's a lizard from pet world!" -- Tom Servo
"That's a load of Bravo Sierra" -- G. Gordon Liddy
"That's a lot more mature than I think I care to be." - - Calvin
"That's a lot of fabric to be wearing on a cycle." -- Crow
"That's a lot of fabric to wear on a cycle..." -- Joel Robinson
"That's a lot of flannel to be choking down, even for Bigfoot."-Mulder
"That's a pain that's going to linger." -the Brain
"That's a promise, Tuvok." Janeway
"That's a question I don't get asked very often." - Dax
"That's a rather personal question, sir!"
"That's a rather tender subject... Another slice, anyone?" -Frank
"That's a scientist for you..." -- Joel Robinson
"That's a shark." -Akane "It is, isn't it." -Soun Tendo
"That's a spicy meatball!" The Mask
"That's a very Russian attitude. I commend you." - Susan Ivanova (B5)
"That's a very Russian attitude... I commend you." - Ivanova
"That's a very large shark," said Tom superficially.
"That's a yahtzee."-- Crow T. Robot
"That's a..spicy meatball!" - The Mask
"That's all I have to say about that." -- Forrest Gump
"That's all I think about: sleeping with a giant." (George)
"That's all for Annoying Music Night." -- Crow T. Robot
"That's all there is to it." Janeway
"That's all? Thanks?" - Londo
"That's alright. I'd like to keep it on manual control for awhile."-Luke
"That's an Aardvark of a different color"
"That's an assortment of "dad" bodies..." -- Mike Nelson
"That's an interesting cane." Crusher
"That's an interesting stain. How'd it get there?" -- Tom Servo
"That's an odd name; mind if we call you Bruce?"
"That's an odd nativity scene..." -- Mike Nelson
"That's an very important thought,", Tom said profoundly.
"That's as far as you go, Hercules!" Nemesis
"That's as high as we go for this particular garage." - Yakko
"That's as may be, but it's still a frog!"
"That's as much as I dare do!" McCoy
"That's because I'm dead. Dead as a can of spam."-Rimmer
"That's because your favorite charity is your own pocket
"That's calling the kettle black!" -- Crow T. Robot
"That's cute, a zombie with a gas attack." Garibaldi
"That's downright disrespectful..." -- Joel Robinson
"That's easy. I'd kill him. Think about it." - Aahz
"That's enough" said Orville eventually.
"That's enough, Data." * Picard
"That's enough, Joel! I can't take anymore!" -- Crow
"That's entertainment!" - Vlad the Impaler
"That's exactly how it seems." Kes
"That's exactly what I'd call for." Doctor
"That's exactly what they were trying to do." - Picard
"That's fine for me, but give the rest of 'em the cheap stuff." - B.P.
"That's for letting me think you were dead." Dax-2
"That's for not keeping me up on script-changes!" -- Joel
"That's funny `Ho-Ho.' I want funny `Ha-Ha.'"
"That's funny ho-ho. I want funny ha-ha!" * Animaniacs
"That's funny, she doesn't look Druish."
"That's funny." - Batman
"That's gotta hurt!" The Mask
"That's gotta hurt." Hercules
"That's hamburger meat, you fool!" - Pretorius
"That's his Star Trek fan club bolo tie." -- Tom Servo
"That's his job. He's head fink." -- Trapper, on Frank
"That's history fulfilling itself." - Picard
"That's how Cardassians...do..things." - O'Brien
"That's how bold the stuff is, you little priss-ant!" -- Crow
"That's how it is for programs." - Tron
"That's how whitey keeps us down!" -- Mike Nelson
"That's how you're gonna beat 'em. They keep underestimatin' ya."
"That's illegal! M-O-O-N and that spells il-legal." - Tom Cullen
"That's illogical, asswipe!" - Butt-head of Vulcan
"That's impossible, even for a computer." - Wedge
"That's it! I'm gonna be a monk!" -- Crow T. Robot
"That's it! We're outta here!" -- Rita
"That's it! I'm gonna be a monk!" -- Crow T. Robot
"That's it!! I'll give you an eggroll! Here's your eggroll!" - Sasha
"That's it!" - Pesto
"That's it!" Kira
"That's it, baby, work those ankels!" -- Monty Burns
"That's it, isn't it? Insecurity?" McCoy
"That's it," said Ford, "that's it exactly."
"That's it. Next time, you drive." -Porthios
"That's it. Go!" Kirk
"That's it?? That's the entire appeal process??!!" Mallory
"That's its power, and that's its flaw." Janeway on logic
"That's just dandy, Radar." -- Col. Henry Blake
"That's just my opinion, I could be wrong." -- Dennis Miller
"That's just silly, Ray." - Benton Fraser
"That's just what I was thinking." -- Col. Henry Blake
"That's just what this country needs - a cock in a frock on a rock."
"That's kind of a gross exaggeration, isn't it?" -- Tom Servo
"That's like finding out Micky Mantle corked his bat." (Jerry)
"That's me in Slo-mo!" * Cat
"That's me in Slo-mo!" -- The Cat
"That's me in the spotlight, I'm losing my religion."
"That's me, but I'm moist." -- Tom Servo
"That's me." *OOF!* "The human slinky." --Calvin
"That's me." *OOFRGINIA BLALOCK Recvd: NO
"That's my Virgin Alarm - it's programmed to go off before you do."
"That's my chair." - O'Brien
"That's my gold mine!" Tom claimed.
"That's my jobthinking up goofy sh*t." - G. Carlin
"That's my name - that's what I do. Dazzle people." - Dazzler
"That's my political humor.People like it when you're topical."-Carlin
"That's my specialty: making something out of nothing." Neelix
"That's nice, Jake."--Sisko "Nice? She threw up!"--Jake
"That's nice, Plato. Go play with your Forms." -- Teachings of Bob
"That's nice. You show up and all the gorillas run inside."
"That's no beagle, it's a mongrel," Tom muttered. -Roy Bongartz
"That's no head, Max! That's one damn ugly time bomb!" - Sam
"That's no moon, that's a space station!" - Obi Wan
"That's no moon. It's a space station." - Obi Wan Kenobi
"That's no moon... this is a moon," said Ben, pulling down his pants.
"That's no moon...that's an Imperial Tagline!"
"That's no moon...this is a moon" says Ben, pulling down his pants
"That's no ordinary rabbit! ... Look at the bones!"
"That's no tagline! It's Odo!"
"That's no way to behave on your first day out!" -- Frank
"That's not a mummy." - Wakko
"That's not a phaser....THIS is a phaser!" - Cpt. Crocodile Dundee
"That's not a plan! That's suicide!" -- Al Calavicci
"That's not a real Gun" - John Lennon.
"That's not a real gun..." John Lennon
"That's not a tagline! It's Odo!" - Sisko
"That's not a tagline.... It's Odo!"
"That's not a very good effect" -- Crow T. Robot
"That's not art," Tom said abstractly.
"That's not art," the critic said abstractly.
"That's not fair." --Lyta "No, it's not, but that's what we're stuck with. --Dr. Kyle
"That's not got much Worf in it."--Tracy Hemenover
"That's not like him. He's never late. He knew I was coming." - Hague
"That's not much reward for being trustworthy, isn't it?" - Sheridan
"That's not my department" says Werner von Braun
"That's not real! Real tails don't stand up like that." - Ethyl
"That's not really Dracula," Tom discounted.
"That's not the agenda I was referring to, Commander." - Odo
"That's not the best picture of me. It was a bad ear day."
"That's not the way it happened!" Paris
"That's not true, Brain! He's a crime-fighting genius!" - Brain
"That's not what I meant" - Official Clinton Quote.
"That's not what I meant, now put the helm back Data" -- Picard
"That's not who I am." - Kira
"That's off SNL, therefore it's unworthy of serious consideration."
"That's okay, I love you, bye-bye!" - Mindy
"That's okay, K'vin. Don't let it happen again." - Anna
"That's okay, Neil; you're just denying your inner child." Charlie
"That's one big pile of shit" -- Malcolm
"That's one for the book...your book." John Hodiak
"That's one of mah PEE-rogatives." -- LBJ after whizzing on SS man's shoe
"That's one penalty point for Mr. Servo." -- Joel Robinson
"That's one way to remove a splinter." - Catwoman
"That's pathetic!" -Claudia
"That's possibly because no one has died, Jim." McCoy
"That's pretty good timing, don't you think?" Picard
"That's pretty smooth, Beavis." - Butt-Head
"That's price-fixing!" said Tom caustically.
"That's privileged information." -- Father Mulcahy
"That's pronounced 'Pervect!'" - Aahz
"That's putting it mildly 007." - Q (F.Y.E.O.)
"That's quite a dress you almost have on." Gene Kelly
"That's quite all right, dear, beacuse I don't believe in you, either."
"That's really sick and twisted." "Thaaaank you."
"That's remarkable." Bashir "It's also a little disturbing." O'Brien
"That's rich, you know, coming from Miss Yo-Yo Knickers." - Lister
"That's right ... I have amnesia ... I completely forgot about that!"
"That's right Artoo, the Dagobah system." -Luke
"That's right, Cybil. Scream him a goodbye kiss."- Freddy Krueger
"That's right, Moth Boy!" - The Terror, to Arthur [The Tick]
"That's right, Moth Boy!" -The Terror
"That's right, SEX-ED week!!" - Buzzcut
"That's right. Nurse Drivel and Doctor Manure." -- Hawkeye to Frank
"That's right. Who's laughing now?" - Ash
"That's right. You were here for the groveling."
"That's right; you were born on Mars." - Ivanova
"That's so stupid it's unbelievable!" - Mr. Hartman, my high school physics teacher
"That's so sweet, I'm getting cavities!" - Queen Beryl
"That's spooky." - Scully "That's my name, isn't it?" - Mulder
"That's strange." O'Brien "What's wrong?" Kira
"That's suicide, Data!" - Riker
"That's the $64 question..." -- Crow T. Robot
"That's the $64,000 Question, Scully" - Fox Mulder
"That's the Canadian health care system..." -- Crow T. Robot
"That's the Data I remember" - Picard
"That's the Ethiopian Shim Sham!"
"That's the Vulcan Death Grip for you!" McCoy
"That's the angle to work on, gentlemen." Kirk
"That's the bad guy!" - Alexander
"That's the easiest explanation.Its also the most implausible." - Mulder
"That's the easy part. Now I gotta *tell* him I removed his leg."-BJ
"That's the first time I ever had to smuggle myself" - Han Solo
"That's the last mistake you'll ever make." - Luke
"That's the last time I ever travel by bean." - Yakko
"That's the last time I pet a lion" said Tom offhandedly.
"That's the most unheard-of thing I ever heard of." Joseph McCarthy
"That's the real reason we wear gloves, isn't it?" -- Winters
"That's the same scene as before! Rip off!" -- Crow T. Robot
"That's the second biggest arrow I've ever seen." - Maxwell Smart
"That's the second time we changed course," remarked Data.
"That's the servant... he'll be gone" This is a different thing,
"That's the sickest thing you've ever done!" -- Joel Robinson
"That's the support team? Three guys in a woody?" -- Tom Servo
"That's the tallest building in the Ferengi Alliance." Rom
"That's the third quake since we got here." Kira
"That's the voice..." -- The Eremite
"That's the worst case of Hemmorids I have ever seen!"
"That's to let you know I missed you." Dax-2
"That's too bad, but I'm not Cheyenne." -- Cescka
"That's too narrow. We're not going to make it." Torres
"That's true. I'm not Ardra." Picard
"That's two, Frank..." -- Dr. Forrester
"That's very amusing, Doctor." Neelix
"That's very ironic, I have a thingy that's shaped like a turnip."
"That's very kind of you."--HoloDoc
"That's war. Crazy things happen." -- Col. Potter
"That's what ALL the boys say!" Lydia
"That's what I call a sore winner." -- Hawkeye
"That's what I like about you. You're easily impressed."--O'Brien
"That's what I like to see: cats pushin' up daisies." - Rollins
"That's what I said, soldier. Lieutenant Colonel O'Reilly!" -- Radar
"That's what I think it is: a doomsday machine." Kirk
"That's what I'm afraid of"-Alice
"That's what its like to be borned." -- Crow T. Robot
"That's what mothers are for, I think.." - Dire Wolf
"That's what the Ocampa call him." Neelix
"That's what the Spanish said." Clemens
"That's what they want, isn't it?!" - Sheridan
"That's what you think of me?" - Mulder to Scully (Piper Maru)
"That's where I'm going." Chakotay
"That's where the next character appears" said Tom with a cursory glance
"That's why I didn't do it", Tom replied lazily.
"That's why I gave you a greater challenge." Q
"That's why I got my main man, Rooster..." -- Crow T. Robot
"That's why I had my Appendix out - Twice." * Rimmer
"That's why they call it a catapult !"--Chance
"That's why they call it a stairmaster..." (Jerry)
"That's why they put the eye in FBI" - Fox Mulder
"That's why we like you, Mulder -- your ideas are weirder than ours!"
"That's why we practically rule New York now." -- Shakespeare
"That's why you're not in command. Dismissed!" -- Col. Potter
"That's worse than `Sweatin' to the Oldies'!" Yakko Warner
"That's your answer to everything: `Use the atom bomb'!"
"That's your excuse - being dead." * Lister
"That's your movie. There ya' go!" -- Dr. Forrester
"That's your problem, not mine. Doctor out."-Doc Zimmerman
"That's your problem, not mine. Doctor out."
"That's-a spicy meat-a-ball!" - S. Ipkiss
"That's... Homer Simpson, sir." "SIMPSON!, eh?"
"That's...umm...interesting, Aahz." - Skeeve
"That, Doctor, is another calculated risk we must take." Spock
"That. Unit was my Chief Engineer." Kirk
"Thats a laugh, everyone knows it builds up mussle tone." - Bibi
"Thats no moon...... it's a space station." - Obi-wan
"Thats no moon....THIS is a moon" Obi-Wan Kenobi drops pants
"Thats not funny, 007" - Q (F.Y.E.O.)
"Thats the first time I tasted a woman, they're rather good." - 007
"Thats us in the corner. That's us in the spotlight..." -- Nelson
"Thats what happens when you drink in a hottub..." -- Crow T. Robot
"The 'H' stands for horrible, right?" * Lister's Confidence
"The 'Pledge of Allegiance' doesn't end with 'Hail Satan.'"-Bart Simpson
"The 'Singer' is fixed, Captain...now what?" Picard: "Make it sew."
"The 'chain' of command is often a noose." - McCoy
"The *Real* Story of the Film So Far"
"The 10 Commandments had a smaller cast than this..." -- Crow
"The 1800s were the golden age of gravy!"
"The 1st Amendment doesn't apply to non-Christians" -- Pat Robinson
"The 1st Law of War: Never get involved in a land war in Asia."
"The 24th-century isn't so tough." - Kirk
"The 4077th is out of blood...now we're squeezing turnips." -- Potter
"The 8th graders cull the herd." -- Mike Nelson
"The @%*%# said something mystical, 'Herro'" - Waters
"The @LN@ is the strongest of all the Immortals."
"The A-bomb, the Big One, the big fire, my life for you!" - Trashy
"The AE35 will go 100% failure..."
"The ANTics begin!" - SimAnt
"The Aardvark Amongst US"
"The Aardvark Files"
"The Aardvark Who Sold the Moon" RAH
"The Aardvark are coming! The Aardvark are coming!"
"The Addams family crunches, froggy parts for lunches..."
"The Adventures of WIN.INI the Pooh" - by W. Gates
"The Adventures of WIN.INI the Pooh" - SysOp Gail, attr.to Bill Gates
"The Adventures of WIN.INI the Pooh" - by W. Gates
"The Agamemnon. The Captain's old ship." - Ivanova
"The Age of Aquarius, indeed..." -- LaCroix
"The Agony & DX/DC" -- bestselling Calculus text (go figure...)
"The Air Force escorts Sununu to a golf game." -- Crow T. Robot
"The Albino Rembrandt has just left the building!" -- Jack Brim
"The Alcoholic Voyage of Sinbad..." -- Crow T. Robot
"The American Revolution was illegal until it was over."
"The American people are too easily fooled." Rush Limbaugh
"The American people are wise enough to run their own affairs." - RAH
"The Anarans show no signs of disease, but all the symptoms." Crusher
"The Anne Meara of Canada..." -- Mike Nelson
"The Arctic Circle begins somewhere around Atlanta." - Florida Native
"The Arctic Ocean" - by I. C. Waters
"The Art of Secret Dating" - by Rhonda Voo
"The Art of Shoplifting" - by Phil Mypockets
"The Autobiography of Miss Tom Pittman." -- Mike Nelson
"The Average American is Crazy" -- Handgun Control, Inc.
"The BBC would like to apologize for that last apology."
"The Babylon Project was a dream given form."
"The Babylon Project was our last, best hope for peace. It failed."
"The Bajoran death chant lasts over 2 hours." -- Worf
"The Balm of Gilead, the Rock of Ages, you are Jehovah!"
"The Bat-signal is not a beeper!" - Batman, BATMAN FOREVER
"The Bataan `Oh my God, my dogs are aching!' march." -- Crow
"The Batman play seemed important to Crow." -- Mike Nelson
"The Battle Of Pearl Harbor. By the Batley Townswomen's Guild."
"The Beast taints all emotions." -- Nostoket, Gangrel
"The Beast, the keeper of the Tower. The originator of all glammer."
"The Behemoth was not the only rabbit in Confed's hat." - Paladin
"The Bells of St. *Murder*!" -- Tom Servo
"The Bible is literature, not dogma." - George Santayana
"The Big Apple is one big Bone Gnawer playground." -- Shakespeare
"The Big Cigar" - by Smokey Stogie
"The Big Snitch" - by Ima Telling
"The Bishop!!"
"The Black Hand does not share its secrets willingly."
"The Black Hand keeps the mages *very* happy..." -- Sidieu
"The Boatniks: Undercover!" -- Crow T. Robot
"The Bobsy Twins are calling..." -- Tom Servo
"The Body absorbs its enemies." Reger
"The Book of Mormon is chloroform in print" - Mark Twain
"The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"
"The Borg could only assimilate God if Ditka was their leader."--EB
"The Borg don't injest food." Crusher
"The Borg have neither honor nor courage." - Worf
"The Borg is the ultimate user." - Q
"The Borg ship has reached Jupiter," announced Shelby jovially.
"The Boys Are Back In Town" -- Thin Lizzy
"The Brain": The device with which we think: WE THINK?
"The Bureau would expect something like that from "Spooky" Mulder."-FM
"The Cannibal's Daughter" By Henrietta Mann
"The Capellan's basic weapon is the kligat." McCoy
"The Captain is missing? I must be on the voyage of the damned"
"The Captain left YOU in command?" "Well, SOMEBODY had to do it!"
"The Cardassian Cable Co.: 4 channels? No, we have *5*"
"The Cardassians are hailing us." "*Now* they wanna talk."
"The Cardassians considered their security chief a security risk!"-Odo
"The Carnival Cruise line fights back!" -- Crow T. Robot
"The Castle Agggh. Our quest is at an end. God be praised!"
"The Castle Anthrax?" - Sir Galahad
"The Castle of Uugggggh!" - Maynard
"The Cat had the right idea." -- Fritzenjammer
"The Cave of Destiny, half a block south of Mort's Big And Tall"
"The Chief has asked me to overlook this little rucus." - Plug
"The Chief's a good engineer." - Dax
"The Chinese Population Explosion" By Wee Fukum Jung
"The Christmas Pageant does not stink." - Bart's Board
"The Church has appropriated God for its own ends!"
"The Church must learn humility, as well as teach it." -- Shaw
"The Coast Guard, for men too chicken to join the navy." -- Crow
"The Cold Steel Kid, as I live and breathe!" --Sebastian Jackal
"The Computer made me do it."
"The Confed ape dares to attack?!" - Kilrathi Taunt
"The Constable and I have a LOT of catching up to do." -- Lwaxana
"The Constable will be OCCUPIED."--Lwaxana
"The Constipated Chinaman" by Hung Chow
"The Constitution doesn't apply to non-Christians." -- Pat Robertson
"The Constitution is not a technicality."
"The Contented Wife" by John Thomas Everhard.
"The Continuum didn't think you had it in you, Jean-Luc." -Q
"The Corp doesn't murder its own." Winters
"The Council discovered something terrible." -- Lennier
"The Creator was simply testing your memory banks." Spock
"The Credit Card" - by Wright N. Bills
"The Creeping Nepotism..." -- Mike Nelson
"The Creeping Terror likes to frolic in the fields." -- Mike Nelson
"The Crusades, The Spanish Inquisition, Watergate..." - Q
"The DM lies." -Note inside a used Player's Handbook.
"The DM lies." Note inside a used D&D book for sale.
"The DM lies." Note inside a used Player's Handbook.
"The DM won't hit us with anything till we get to the dungeon."
"The DNA *is* compatible. With a little help." K'Ehleyr
"The DOG f*rted!"--Carlin
"The Dame's scream hit an octave usually reserved for calling dogs."
"The Dark Grandma of Death!" -- Mike Nelson
"The Darkness has Teeth... And It Hungers!" -- The Book of Madness
"The Day I Ripped My Pants" by Barb D. Wire
"The Day it's not a Hobby, is the Day I'm Out-of-Here!"
"The Dead Of Winter" By Jan Yuary
"The Death Star has cleared the planet!"
"The Death Star will be in range in 5 minutes."
"The Death With Dignity committee." -- Crow T. Robot
"The Death of Common Sense"
"The Defiant is a FIGHTING ship, not a 'hotel in space'."--Peter Bryce
"The Defiant is a _fighting_ ship, and not a "hotel" in space"-P Bryce
"The Democrats believe that everyday is April 15th" - Ronald Reagan.
"The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose." -- Antonio
"The Devil made me do it" (snicker)
"The Devil watches all opportunities." -- Congreve
"The Devil's most devilish when respectable." -- Browning
"The Diamond Robbery" - by Jules Argon
"The Doctor? Wonderful chap. All of them." -- The Brigadier
"The Dodgers will never make it to the world series." - Ramirez
"The Dolphin, ne'er has anything been more divine" - Oppian
"The Doom That Came To Saranath"
"The Door of Death is made of Gold." Wm. Blake
"The DragonKill war is named for what the dragons DID!"
"The Dread Pirate Roberts is here for your *souls*!" - Fezzig
"The Dream Is Over" -- Van Halen
"The Dream-Quest Of Unknown Kadath"
"The Dungeonmaster *has* arrived!" -- Tom Servo
"The Eagle is ready to dive." -- Crow T. Robot
"The Eagle is running! The Eagle is running!" -- Crow T. Robot
"The Eagle is wetting his pants!" -- Crow T. Robot
"The Earth ain't round, either. Nope, it's shaped like a burrito..."
"The Earth men make excellent game." Maab
"The Earthers like those fuzzy things, don't they?" Korax
"The Eiffel Tower. The world's biggest lightning rod." -- MacLeod
"The Eiffel Tower: *>the world's biggest lighning rod!!!<*" MacLeod
"The Elves gathered huge piles of rot to grow fungus." -- Night Soil
"The Emilio Este-Pez!" -- Joel Robinson
"The Emperor has been expecting you." - Vader
"The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am." - Vader
"The Emperor will show you the true nature of the Force." - Darth Vader
"The Enterprise has seen more action than a tribble in heat" - Picardo
"The Enterprise is at impulse speed, and you are cleared for takeoff"
"The Enterprise is burning in space."--Madred
"The Enterprise is our ship, somewhere at sea." -- Kirk
"The Enterprise just passed through a wormhole." Picard
"The Eremite. That's what he calls himself now." -- DiDi
"The Eva'-Impressive GENIE OF THE LAMMMPPP. Yo' Man!!!" - Genie
"The Ever-Impressive GENIE OF THE LAMMMPPP!!" - Genie
"The Eye appraised them coldly. They were coming." - The Stand
"The FACTS keep interfering with my theories." - Graeme Smith
"The FACTS keep interfering with my theories." - Liberal
"The Fabio Army arrives..." -- Mike Nelson
"The Family Car Trip Sketch, ladies and gentlemen!" -- Tom Servo
"The Family of Shame." -- Mike Nelson
"The Fates? Here? That is indeed bizarre..." -- Despair
"The Ferengi made Daddy turn off the main computer."
"The Few, The Proud, The Free" -United States Citizen
"The Few. The Proud. Those who like *ALL* of RAH's books."
"The Fewmet-obsessed, The Proud, The FIDO_SFers!" <dj>
"The Fimbulwinter comes" -- Windtongue, Get of Fenris
"The First Amendment is a loophole." -- Pat Robertson
"The First Law of War: Never get involved in a land war in Asia."
"The First Ones went away. All but One." Delenn
"The Fisher-Price Airport set. With Weebles." -- Tom Servo
"The Flies of Texas are upon you." - Ray Stevens
"The Fly III" starring Elmer Fudd. Be afwaid. Be vewy afwaid.
"The Force is strong with this one!" "No, he just needs a bath..."
"The Force is strong with this one!" - Vader
"The Force is strong with this one" "No, he just needs a bath"
"The Force is strong with this one." -- Darth Vader
"The Force is strong...use it for good!" - Young Jedi
"The Force is what gives a Jedi his power." -- Obi Wan Kenobi
"The Force will be with you... always!" - Obi-Wan Kenobi
"The Forces of Darkness are always among us, childe." -- Dohlman
"The Four Dullards of the Apocalypse!" -- Tom Servo
"The Future of Robotics" - by Anne Droid
"The GM lies." Note inside a used Player's Handbook.
"The Galaxy can be a dangerous place when you're on your own" - Q
"The Gangsters" - by Robin Steele
"The Garden of Eden, with land mines." Kirk
"The General's first name was Ulysses," Tom granted.
"The Generals gave thanks as the other ranks held back the enemy tanks"
"The George Bush"Anywhere but America"World Tour 1989-93"
"The German army advances north in a Cadillac!" -- Tom Servo
"The Germans make everything difficult." -Goethe
"The Giants win the Pennant!" -- Tom Servo
"The Gimp's asleep. Well, I guess you'll just wake him up."
"The Glaucoma Players proudly present..." -- Tom Servo
"The God I pray to ain't short of cash, Mister." U2
"The God of Decaffinated Coffee." -- Joel Robinson
"The God of lies?" - Vash "They meant it affectionately." - Q
"The Godpigeon says take *all* the eggs." - Bobby
"The Golden Age Of The Doughy Guy!" -- Mike Nelson
"The Golden Bird is circling." -- Crow T. Robot
"The Golden Dog of the Sun ate my homework!":
"The Good of the Body is the Prime Directive." Landru
"The Good of the Body. That is the Key." Spock
"The Good, The bad, and the guy with the pun.": Various Holy Smokers
"The Great Fabrication" - by Paul E. Ester
"The Great Prevaricator." - Demo Chair Charles Manatt on Ronald Reagan
"The Great Stories always return to their original form."
"The Groovy Ghoulies in the Ghoulag Archipelago?" -- Tom Servo
"The Guide is definitive, reality is frequently inacurate."
"The Hand of Tyr are perfect killing machines." -- Windtongue
"The Handmaid's Tale" is "1984" for 1996
"The Hat Squad consoles her..." -- Crow T. Robot
"The Heart and Mind united in a single perfect sphere"
"The Heart of the Tiger continues to weaken.." - Thrakhath about Blair
"The Heart of the Tiger has failed his race..." - Thrakhath
"The Heart of the Tiger...In my bones, I wish to kill you..." - Melek
"The Heathen run amok!" - Otis Oracle
"The Hero I am not. I can do naught." --Frog
"The Heys, they look just like my sidekick, Arthur!" - The Tick
"The High Times corporate picnic..." -- Tom Servo
"The Holy Hand Gernade of Antoich!" - Arthur
"The Horta move through rock the way we move through air." Spock
"The Human Brain" - by Sarah Bellum
"The Ides of March are come." "Aye, Caesar, but not gone."
"The Imp has called his bride, and he means to put her with child."
"The Incompetent Bullfighter" - by Gordon Bloody
"The Insomniac" - By Eliza Wake
"The Intepid is manned by Vulcans, isn't it?" McCoy
"The Internet, of course, is more than a place to find pictures of
"The Internet...Getting There is Half the Fun."
"The Intrepid died of that particular virus." Kirk
"The Japanese way of Death" - by Harri Kari
"The Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice"
"The Jolly green giant Fears Avacado Pickers"
"The Jundland wastes are not to be traveled lightly." - Obi-Wan
"The Justly Compensated League of Super-Heroes. Wow!" -- The Tick
"The Kilrathi do not co-exist." - Angel
"The Kilrathi don't usually upload their schedule in advance." - Flint
"The Kin of the Rat deserve our respect." -- Belle, Bone Gnawer
"The King and I...It's a movie about Elvis."
"The King has returned." --Rafiki
"The King of the Potato people won't let me" Rimmer: Quarantine
"The King's English" was not originally meant to be complimentary
"The Klingons are a military dictatorship." Kirk
"The Klingons choose their friends very carefully." -- Guinan
"The Knights Who Say Ekki-ekki-ekki-sakang-zooboing-rowzim!" "Ni!"
"The Kurgan. He is the strongest of the Immortals." -- Ramirez
"The Kzin smelled our fear!" "The Kzinti smell everyone's fear."
"The LA Lakers' Breakfast" - by Kareem O'Wheat
"The LORD is my Shepherd;..."
"The Lab called,..... Your brain is ready!"
"The Laws of Nature have no pity." - Robert A. Heinlein
"The Laws of Nature have no pity." -- Heinlein
"The Legend of Dinah Shore?" -- Tom Servo
"The Lethian. He came out of nowhere." Odo
"The Lion King is...really an adult-cartoon movie..." -CHUM FM 30.
"The Lisan-al-Gaib shall see through all subterfuge." -- Coda
"The Loony Detector van you mean.."
"The Lord bless thee and keep thee." -- Numbers 6:24
"The Lord is a man of war." -- Exodus 15:3
"The Lord loves a hangin', that's why he gave us necks."
"The Loser's Club gets off a good one!" -- Richie Tozier
"The Lurking Fear"
"The M5 must be destroyed." Kirk
"The Mahdi will be aware of things others cannot see." -- Coda
"The Makers designed us." Norman
"The Malkavians are unknowable." -- Shamish, Ventrue
"The Man is the Center of All Things." Companion
"The Man must continue." Companion
"The Manson Family home videos..." -- Tom Servo
"The Many, The Same, The Invid!"
"The Maqui's probably dead from one of the cave-ins." Kira
"The Maquis are as close to family as I've ever had." -- Torres
"The Maquis ships are regrouping." - Data
"The Meaning Of Life Part 5: Live Organ Transplants."
"The Meaning Of Life Part 6B: The Meaning Of Life."
"The Meek Don't Want It"
"The Missionary Man, he was followin' me"
"The Monkey Cage" - by Jim Panzee
"The Nagus said you'd react like this." Rom
"The Nagus wouldn't dream of excluding you, Brother." Rom
"The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter..." - Elliot
"The Narn are falling before us." - Londo
"The Narn do seem to be a most...passionate people." - Lennier (B5)
"The Narns are like the Natoth. Smelly" - Centari
"The Naughtiest Girl in the School"--Men of the 14th Marine Cmd
"The Nightcrawler's waiting for you." -- LaCroix
"The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on its back!"
"The ONLY good cat is a stir fried cat" (Alf)
"The OR is not supposed to be some kind of coffee klatsch!" -- Frank
"The ORB! Of *course*, what else?" -- Bowler
"The Oath is more important. Unless it's the Measure."--Tarli
"The One is hurt. Must find. Zathras must find. Help"
"The Only Thing I have found, Is all things are equal" -TheWriter
"The Oracle can no longer punish us." McCoy
"The Order doesn't reward failure." - Gilora
"The PADDs are functioning normally." LaForge
"The PTA reminds you to always do your homework." -- Crow T. Robot
"The Pasteur's core is going to breach!" - Picard
"The People of Vaal seem to have disappeared." Spock
"The Perils Of Drug Addiction" - by Anita Fixx
"The Peso stops here" - Bill Clinton
"The Phantom of the Opera is there... inside my mind!" - Christine
"The Philistines be upon thee, Samson." -- Judges 16:9
"The Picard family...voices raised in song..."--Madred
"The Pillsbury Doughboy is a albino Smurf!"
"The Pirate" - by Peg Legg
"The Pizza Dominatrix!"
"The Planet of No Continuity." -- Crow T. Robot
"The Playboy Channel is scrambled again." -- Tom Servo
"The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan." -Bart's Board
"The Possesed Falafel Maker" - coming soon to a cinema near you!!
"The Potsy Story!" -- Mike Nelson
"The Power of Blood is both a curse and a blessing." -- Sidieu
"The Power of the music of the night..." - The Phantom
"The Preservers put an asteroid deflector on that planet." Kirk
"The President has no specific cuts in mind" -- Stephanopoulos
"The President misspoke himself." - Ron Ziegler, Nixon's press sec
"The Prime Directive doesn't apply, Tuvok. They've got coffee!"
"The Prime Directive is not just a set of rules." -- Picard
"The Prime Directive would seem to apply." Tuvok
"The Prince of Peace embraced the gloom and walked the night alone"
"The Prophets have been kind today." - Winn
"The Protruding Pajama Leg - By Lotta Dicks
"The Pussy Lifesaver! Do you need Rescusitation?"
"The Q Entity, sir." - Data
"The Queen Mother could heat up a room more'n this!" -- Crow
"The R is the sign of the future." - my high school French IV teacher
"The Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi." - Booboo
"The Red Zone is for Cuba and Un-Cuba only..." -- Tom Servo
"The Reds are up to bat here, too!" -- Potter
"The Redundancy Syndrome." -- Joel Robinson
"The Revolution is successful..." Kodos
"The Right Reverend Burt Reynolds?" Hope Davidson
"The Ringwraiths ride in black."
"The Rockford Files: European Vacation." -- Tom Servo
"The Rocky Horror Picture Show: a different set of jaws"
"The Romulans want a computer." Worf
"The Ruptured Chinaman" by Won Hung Lo
"The Russian Butcher" by Ivan Cutchakockoff.
"The SCA: where they take their aristocracy SERIOUSLY!" - Larry Niven
"The SCA: where they take their aristocracy SERIOUSLY!"
"The SDF-1 has more firepower than this bucket of bolts!" -Lisa Hayes
"The SID TUNA-MELTON with MONKEY-BOY FRIES." -- Crow T. Robot
"The Salmon Moose!" "You didn't use canned salmon, did you?"
"The Scantily Clad City..." -- Mike Nelson
"The Scent Of A Man" - by Jim Nasium
"The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography"
"The Second Law of War: Never march on Moscow!"
"The Self-Destruct is irreversible!" "Like my rain coat!"
"The Semi-Nude Club." -- Crow T. Robot
"The Senate Ethics committee, dropping by unannounced." -- Crow
"The Senator founded the Fathers..." -- Paige Katz
"The Sex Maniacs Guide" - By Rippernickerszov
"The Shadow Lords are truly trustworthy only when they are asleep."
"The Shadows have come for us all..." -- Lady Ladira
"The Shadows were old even when the Ancients were young." Delenn
"The Shadows will move now, before we're ready." Delenn
"The Shivan seems to take particular glee in the misery of others."
"The Sky is Falling!" - Weekly World News 8/1/91
"The Sleeper Has Awakened."
"The Sleeper must awaken." -- Duke Leto Atreides
"The Snakes of Set will run for their hiding holes." -- Shamish
"The Soft-Serve Murders..." -- Tom Servo
"The Solar System" - by P. Lanets & Son
"The Soviet press is useful on hot days", said Tom fantastically.
"The Spice is all."
"The Spice is the Worm! The Worm is the Spice!"
"The Starship Voyager seats six comfortable, Oh, I meant the Minivan!"
"The State has no place in the bedrooms of the nation."
"The Story of the Film So Far"
"The Straight Agenda" by Charles Manson, David Koresh and The Moonies.
"The Sweat Shop" By Hiram Cheap
"The Swedish Moses of Soul." -- Mike Nelson
"The Sword of Gentleness wishes to be used?" - Kheth
"The Terror is springing the Human Ton and his little friend, Handy!"
"The Thigh-Master is now the Die-Master!" -- Dr. Forrester
"The Third Law of War: Never *ever* attack the United States."
"The Three Faces of Steve." -- Crow T. Robot
"The Tick caters to no man!" - The Tick
"The Tigers are playing tonight, Sal, and I never miss a game."
"The Tomb"
"The Tower of Commerce?" Rom
"The Tower will kill you half a world away." - Walter
"The Tracks of My Tears" - Data, Starfleet Records
"The Traveler!" - Wesley Crusher to the Traveler
"The Trouble With Aardvarks"
"The Truth" and "The Outrageous" often are hard to distinguish.
"The Turtle Moves" - Terry Pratchett.
"The US has much to offer the 3rd world war." -Reagan
"The USC pool player's equipment didn't arrive on time," Tom calculated.
"The Unbearable Whiteness of Being..." -- Mike Nelson
"The United Servo Academy Men's Chorus..." -- Mike Nelson
"The United States has a lot to offer the Third World War." -- Quayle
"The United States has much to offer the third world war."
"The United States has much to offer the third world war." Ronald Reagan
"The Universe will reboot in 5 seconds...this is a recording..."
"The Unknown Soldier...better him than me!" - Bill Clinton
"The Ups & Downs of Penis Therapy" by John Wayne Bobbitt
"The VINCENT VAN PATTY-MELT." -- Crow T. Robot
"The Veloci-Rabbits are flanking us!"
"The Visitors' Supreme Commander, John, is here to make a statement."
"The Vogon ship hung motionless in the sky..." - HHGTTG
"The Vorlons use organic technology." Sheridan
"The Vorlons? I don't know what can pose a threat to them" - G'kar.
"The Vortex was okay... but AFTERWARD!" -Zaphod
"The Vulcans stole my homework. Then they ate Nog." -- Jake
"The W-H-E-E-L-S are in M-O-T-I-O-N!" (Jerry)
"The WWF: There's nothing old or artificial here!"
"The War on Drugs" - America's latest Vietnam.
"The Watchers Out Of Time"
"The Wheel of Morality adds educational value...." -- Yakko
"The White Flag" - By O. I. Givupp
"The Whole of Tokyo in ruins...." -Hikaru
"The Will of God is the sanctuary of ignorance." -- Spinoza
"The World's Your Lobster" - Hilda Ogden
"The Wyld is dying. Man is killing her." -- Jalisha, Black Fury
"The Wyld sings its song of Endless Dawn" -- Aether-Tongue
"The X server has to be the biggest program I've ever seen that doesn't
"The X-Files: The truth is out there."
"The X-Files: Trust no one."
"The X-Men didn't come here to perpetuate the slaughter..."
"The Yankee's right: let's get the Big Boy in here." Sonny
"The Yellow River" by I. P. Freely
"The Young Gladys Cravitz Chronicles..." -- Mike Nelson
"The Young Millie Helper Chronicles..." -- Mike Nelson
"The _Real_ Story of the Film So Far..."
"The `Barefoot in the Park' Caper..." -- Tom Servo
"The `H' stands for horrible, right?" -- Lister's Confidence
"The `Invasion USA' Orchestra." -- Crow T. Robot
"The `MANOS: HAM OF FATE RUBEN`!" -- Mike Nelson
"The `MR. B NATURAL-DIET PLATE'?" -- Mike Nelson
"The `Milling About' Festival..." -- Tom Servo
"The `Poor Cat in the Rain' look. It never fails." Rita
"The `Zugsmith' touch..." -- Tom Servo
"The `curdless' phone." -- Dr. Forrester
"The `other side' looks exactly like the other side." -- Crow
"The ability to manufacture wax fruit is what seperates us from the animals." - Earl Sinclair on "Dinosaurs"
"The above Statement is absolutely True." - God.
"The above message is Absolutely True." -- God
"The abstract means nothing to me!" - Rorschach.
"The advocate will refain from making her opponent...disa
"The afterlife is a shopping mall?!" - She-Hulk
"The agony booth is a most effective means of discipline." Spock-2
"The aim, if reached or not, makes great the life." -- Browning
"The air is getting thin," said Tom breathlessly.
"The alien ship has dropped out of warp.' Chakotay
"The all impulse item store!" -- Crow T. Robot
"The all-encompassing movie judo chop!" -- Mike Nelson
"The android at the bar said you could show me my ship."
"The angel of death has been abroad throughout the land."
"The animation sucks, too." -- Tom Servo
"The annual Running of the Secret Agents in Pamplona." -- Crow
"The answer is 42."
"The answer must be right in front of us." Quark
"The answer to the Great Question is 42."
"The answers are there, you just have to know where to look" - Mulder
"The answers are there. You just have to know where to look."
"The army's on the move on Maple Street." -- Tom Servo
"The artistic temperement is a disease that inflicts amateurs."
"The asnwers are there, you just have to know where to look." - Mulder
"The assassins of Eden were there, the dark fusiliers." - The Stand
"The assault on the Terran home system commences in 48 hours." - Melek
"The avalanch has begun. It is too late for the pebbles to vote."
"The avalanche has already begun." - Kosh
"The avalanche has started - it is too late for the pebbles to vote."
"The average American is crazy." - Handgun Control, Inc.
"The awesome legal power of the Disney corporation." Crow
"The awesome power of Absorbine Sr.!" -- Tom Servo
"The baboons are at it again!" was Tom's zoophytic analysis.
"The bad moon has risen. You propose nothing in the sight of God."
"The ball is...bllluuueee. Bloo-eee?" Uhura
"The ballot is stronger than the bullet." -- Lincoln
"The baloon's goin' up!" - Plug
"The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think"
"The banjo becomes angry at midnight..." -- Crow T. Robot
"The bank doesn't even want me as a depositor," said Tom unaccountably.
"The barriers between quantum realities are breaking down" - Data
"The bat-signal is not a beeper." -- Batman
"The bear's going into rope-a-dope..." -- Crow T. Robot
"The beast.... there is." -Wolverine in Rahne of Terra.
"The bed may take some getting used to." O'Brien
"The beds here are warm and soft--and very, very big." --Zoot
"The beer is warm, the women are cold and I'm hot under the collar."
"The believer is happy; the doubter is wise." - Hungarian proverb
"The bell signals a nuclear attack in these parts." -- Mike Nelson
"The best achievments are worth repeating." -- SkyLynx
"The best applause is money." -- Heinlein
"The best applause is money." - Robert A. Heinlein
"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep." - W.C. Fields
"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep." Sen. Hayakawa
"The best knife is the unseen one." - Drow Proverb
"The best laid plans of mice and men are oftimes legislated under"
"The best laid plans of mice or Aarvarks gang aft agley" -R. Burns
"The best laid plans often go a fowl" -W.E.COYOTE
"The best laid plans often go fowl." - Wile E. Coyote
"The best man don't always win." Sheriff Buck
"The best thing is, God is with us!" -- John Wesley
"The best things in life are not things."
"The best way to get even with your enemies is outlive them."
"The best way to know the Dragon is to experience it." - Lummox
"The best way to lie is to tell the truth unconvincingly."
"The best way to predict the future is to invent it." - Elder #1
"The best you get is an even break." FPA
"The big ship. I want to see that one explode." - Tol Sivron
"The bigger question is, who's Tarzan?" - Vinnie
"The bigger they are, the louder they crash." - Cliffjumper, Autobot
"The bigger your RAM, the better." -L. Lovelace
"The biggest problem with the FIA is the FIA."
"The bill must be legitimate; there's grease on it." - R. Dangerfield
"The bird did not appear in my original vision." Data
"The birds and the bees are not Vulcans, Captain." Spock
"The black and green scarecrow is sadder than me...." -Floyd
"The blacksmith and the artist reflect it in their art." -Rush
"The bland leadeth the bland and they both shall fall into the kitsch."
"The bleeding hearts and artists let him get away with murder"
"The bleeding hearts and artists make their stand" -Pink Floyd
"The blood is already on my hands." Londo
"The blood is the horror." - Bela Lugosi
"The body of Beowolf is gone." Freya
"The body will be ready by tomorrow," said the mortician gravely.
"The bond that links your true family is not one of blood"...
"The boots of evil were MADE for walking!!" - The Tick
"The boredom of my life would kill you." - Duncan MacLeod
"The bounty hunter we ran into on Ord Mantell changed my mind." - Han
"The bounty says dead or alive, but I ain't carryin' ya."
"The box should bear a warning: WARNING! LOX VOMIT!"
"The box. You opened it, we came."
"The boy found the oracle and it almost destroyed him." - DT I
"The boy is your gateway to the man in black." - Oracle
"The boy... bring me the boy." - Homer Simpson
"The brain is as strong as its weakest think."
"The brainwashed do not know they are brainwashed."
"The brass is always greener..." -- BJ
"The brave are always the first to die." - Magneto
"The bridge is crossed, so stand and watch it burn." - Phantom
"The bridge is yours, Commander." Janeway
"The bridge such as it is is yours." -- Picard
"The bright blade flashes, inscribing the final arc, on all tomorrows."
"The buck never got here!" - Bill Clinton
"The buck never got here." W. Clinton
"The buckshot stops here." - Bambi's mother
"The bunny you have reached has been disconnected." - Babs Bunny
"The bushes mock me!" -- Mike Nelson
"The business of America is business." -- Calvin Coolidge
"The butler is serving tea wearing a shirt without any sleeves."
"The butterflies are free." -- Dickens
"The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy." - Bart Simpson.
"The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy." - Bart's Board
"The cake and the cookies and the underwear were all delicious."-Radar
"The cake was chocolate!" - Worf "Don't I wish!" - Troi
"The camera lost interest in him right quick!" -- Crow T. Robot
"The camera operator is indulging himself..." -- Crow T. Robot
"The cameraman must not have expected this..." -- Tom Servo
"The cannons don't thunder there's nothing to plunder..."
"The captain's name was Garrovick." Spock "Same as our ensign." McCoy
"The captain's neck is broken." McCoy
"The cargo. May we see it?" T'Jon "Follow me." Riker
"The cargo. Where is it?" Romas
"The carnage is beautiful from up here." -- Joel Robinson
"The carriage held but just ourselves - and immortality."
"The case had been tried by the jury inside" -RUSH
"The cast and crew of Babylon 5 refer to JMS as Joe." -- KC Green
"The cat ate a rat." - Scully "And the dog ate the cat." - Mulder (TDB)
"The cat is dead." "No it's not!" "is too!" "is not!"
"The cat was created when the lion sneezed." - Arab Myth
"The cat's eaten it." "Has he?" "She, sir."
"The cat's out of the bag." - Jenna "Spot?" - Data
"The cat's the only cat who knows where it's at!"
"The cause of freedom is the cause of God!" -- Bowles
"The center had frayed..." - DT I
"The center of the universe is 2 cm behind my forehead" - W.S.
"The cesspool is so lovely this time of day." -- Hawkeye
"The chain which can be yanked is not the eternal chain." -- G. Fitch
"The challenge is determining WHO is guilty of WHAT!" Garak
"The chances that she's really going to blow are about 1 in.. 1." - Li
"The change that you've gone through, it shouldn't matter." - Lennier
"The chauvenist detector just went off!" -- Joel Robinson
"The check amount is $22.59. the name of the payee is Babylon 5"
"The cheese-phone is back!" -- Crow T. Robot
"The chicken coop blew up!" Tom exploded with egg on his face.
"The chicken coop exploded," admitted Tom, with egg on his face.
"The chief and I are supposed to go kayaking." Odo
"The chief cause of problems is solutions." -- Sevareid's Law
"The child is dead, Maab. Do as you will with me." Eleen
"The child is father of the man." -Wordsworth
"The child is grown... the dream is gone" -Pink Floyd
"The child was named Leonard James Akaar?" Spock
"The children of all Klingons will know of this day!" - Kor
"The choice has been made, Spock." T'Pau
"The circle is now complete." - Darth Vader
"The circumstances are not normal." Spock
"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live elsewhere."
"The close ups really save on sets." -- Mike Nelson
"The closer you get to defining God, the further away it gets." Franklin
"The clown is sometimes the best part of the circus." - Shaw
"The clown looks out from the computer screen for help..."
"The clown will not bite me and throw me in the basement." - Wakko
"The clumsy one... with the `special' skills..." -- MacLeod
"The colonies on Orion VII and Proxima III have just broken away."
"The color of gold is gold. That's why it's called gold."
"The common defect of all mystical systems ... is that there has been no place
"The common denominator is blood. It's all red." -- Hawkeye
"The computer says ITS intelligence is real and OURS is artificial!"
"The condom broke!" "There go your dreams of having rubber grandchildren...."
"The conduct of the losing party never appears right." -- Burke
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of it's acceptance."
"The constable is remarkably thorough in these matters." -- Garek
"The containment field is starting to rupture!" burst Hester Dealt.
"The continuum didn't think you had it in you." - Q
"The contraceptive was defective," said Tom paternally.
"The cops ate my Chicklets." -- Joel Robinson
"The cosmos is the smallest hole man can hide his head in."
"The council is very wise." - Lennier "Yes." - Delenn
"The council should be broken, as was proficised." - Delenn
"The course the Prophets choose for us may not always be comfortable,
"The cow jumped over the Moon."
"The crabgrass is in bloom and the cat had puppies." -- Frank Burns
"The creation of perfection is no error." - Nomad
"The creature appears hostile!" - Calvin to a moderator
"The creature appears hostile!" - Calvin
"The creature appears hostile!", Cal to moderator.
"The creature is now after us." Spock "Creature, Mr.Spock? " McCoy
"The credits should be exploding pretty soon..." -- Crow T. Robot
"The creeping part is apt but the terror part isn't." -- Mike
"The crew wasn't abducted, they just...left." Kirk
"The cross has been carried forward on the hilt of the sword."
"The crow... the crow said don't look!" - Eric
"The crowd crowns him King, which the Romans would ban!"
"The crowthe crow said don't look!" - Eric
"The cup is raised, the toast is made yet again" -Zep
"The cup of trouble's running over, but alas, is not yet
"The curtain falls, his reign will end!" -- Andre'
"The cuter the pet, the lower the heart rate." -- Dr. Forrester
"The cycle's ended." Doctor
"The cylinder has dematerialized, Captain." Torres
"The dam is back to front," said the builder madly.
"The damned whore, Reason." -- Martin Luther
"The dark man entered her, and he was cold." - The Stand
"The dark man strictly worked the night shift." - The Stand
"The dark man walked and smiled." - The Stand
"The dark man who was now the dark Eye had seen enough." - The Stand
"The dark man's in the driver's seat now, so get used to it." - H.E.L.
"The dark of the moon on the 6th of June in a Kenworth haulin' logs."
"The darkest depths reveal the darkest secrets." Seawing
"The darkness must flow, down the river of night's dreaming" - Riff
"The darkness of the music of the night..." - The Phantom
"The day Tom lost control of his hover skirt." -- Gypsy
"The day breaks not, it is my heart." -Donne
"The days and the years ahead are worth living." Keeler
"The days are just PACKED!" - Calvin
"The dead zone is for loading and unloading only..." -- Tom Servo
"The deal isn't done until Mr Gaunt says it's done!" -- Mr. Gaunt
"The death ray looks meekly on..." -- Tom Servo
"The death ray would be good for Hollywood premiers." -- Crow
"The death ray's just rattling around the trunk..." -- Mike Nelson
"The decision had to be made." -- Riff Raff\n "You're okay by me." -- Dr Scott
"The delicate application of TNT." -- Crow T. Robot
"The dental instrument please!" <BRAAACK"Flat." - Yakko
"The dental instrument please!" <plays note on trumpet> "Flat." - Yakko
"The depths of human imbecility have not yet been plumbed." - H. Ellis
"The desert environment is enhanced by bombing." -- Crow T. Robot
"The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul." -- Proverbs 13:19
"The deuce you say!" -- Buckaroo Banzai
"The devil in a button-dowm shirt."
"The devil made me do it." - Geraldine/Flip Wilson
"The director attempted an artsy sort of shot..." -- Mike Nelson
"The director of photography went for a drive." -- Crow T. Robot
"The director's beginning to lose control of the film." -- Servo
"The director's brother-in-law, ladies and gentlemen!" -- Servo
"The discontented child cries for toasted snow." - Arabic Proverb
"The disruptor: I could put it on overload." Ro
"The divine is no less paradoxical than the vicious." - The Crow
"The doc's alive! He's in the Old West, but he's alive!" -- McFly
"The doctor is in..." -- Dr. Chennard
"The doctor is not in." - Joe Dawson
"The doctor is obviously drunk." Kirk
"The doctors had to remove a bone from my arm," said Tom humorlessly.
"The doctors have discharged me," said Tom impatiently.
"The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean
"The dog did it!" -OJ
"The dog won't move, honey. Show him the vacuum cleaner!"
"The doll's my cousin." Picard (as Dixon Hill) on Guinan
"The door's ajar," said Tom openly.
"The dragon is coming or I am a fool! CUT THE BRIDGES!" - LakeTown Guard
"The dragon? I bet that old goat can't even hear --" GULP
"The dramatic potential of a rectal thermometer..." -- Mike Nelson
"The dream is peaceful. Reality is the nightmare." -- Freedman
"The dreams... the wolves... what's going on?" -- Evan, Wendigo
"The dresses aren't gettin' me out...just whistles." -- Klinger
"The drugs are for me and momma." -Gallagher
"The dummy is the one who doesn't ask questions." acp
"The dying ain't over. It's just got started. That's what I fear."
"The dynamite can now explode," Tom added defusingly.
"The early bird gets the worm" "Big incentive" - Calvin and his mom
"The early worm deserves the bird." --Lazarus Long
"The ears are senseless that should give us hearing."
"The ears of every one that heareth shall tingle." -- 1 Sam. 3:11
"The earth delights to feel your bare feet." -Gibran
"The earthling has stolen the space modulator!" -- Marvin the Martian
"The eclipse is starting", said Tom darkly.
"The economy is in freefall." -- Bush, 11/91
"The economy is moving in the right direction." -- Bush
"The effect is acumulative." Bashir
"The electrified fences were off?" - Muldoon
"The embrace of love held too tightly can destroy." - The Iron Circle
"The emperor is not as forgiving as I am." -- Darth Vader
"The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun." - R. B. Fuller
"The end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started."
"The end of life! Murderers!" Spock
"The enemy has taken stronghold F," said Tom effortlessly.
"The enemy heard we were having fun so they attacked." -- Hawkeye
"The enemy is fear. We think it is hate; but, it is fear." - M. Gandhi
"The engines can't take much more of this", boomed Geordi.
"The engines canna take much more o this Captain!"
"The entire map collection has been stolen!" said Tom xerographically.
"The environmental movement is funded by the Commies.": Rush Limbaugh
"The escaped prisoner is camping in the woods", said Tom contentedly.
"The eternal God is thy refuge." -- Deuteronomy 33:27
"The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility."
"The evidence is too pronounced." Picard/Kamin
"The evidence we planted reinforces their beliefs." - Diana, "V"
"The evil duct tape monster!" -- Tom Servo
"The executioner has received the tool", said Tom with a heavy accent.
"The exit is right there", Tom pointed out.
"The experiments bite." -- Crow T. Robot
"The eyes start love; intimacy perfects it." Publilius Syrus.
"The fabric of space is very fragile here." Spock
"The fabric of space-time continuum isn't merely curved, it's bent."
"The fairy rings have not made/their entrance/yet."--Marg
"The fall broke his glasses, what a shame." - Maxwell Smart
"The famous Steiner jacket... it's secrets are now mine." -- Lemmer
"The faster it is, the better I like it!" Quickmix
"The faster you go, the shorter you are" - Einstein
"The fates lead she who wills; she who won't, they drag."
"The fatter they are, the fatter they fall" - Butthead
"The fault is not yours, Jim." Spock, 'Obsession'
"The faultfinder will find faults even in Paradise."
"The favorite song of the legally ignorant." Gueniviere Cory
"The fear of God keeps men in obedience." -- Burton
"The fear of war is worse than war itself." -Seneca
"The fearless Spaceman Spiff sets off to explore a new planet!" - C&H
"The feel-good film of the Cold War!" -- TV's Frank
"The ferrets of old England, are marching as to war."
"The few! The proud! The extras!" -- Crow T. Robot
"The few, the proud, the miserable." -- Parker Lewis
"The fewthe proudthe posters" -McFly
"The film on the lake is better that *this* film!" -- Tom Servo
"The film on this lake is better than the film we're watching!"
"The fire is going out," Tom bellowed. -Roy Bongartz
"The fire was the best medicine, even better than the morphine"
"The fire's going out!" Tom bellowed greatly.
"The first Russian Doo-Wop group!" -- Mike Nelson
"The first are last, the blessed get wired..." - Sisters of Mercy
"The first draft of anything is shit." (Hemingway)
"The first million is the hardest." -- Cornelius Vanderbilt
"The first object of my heart is my own country." - Thomas Jefferson
"The first obligation of a prisoner is to escape." - Sheridan
"The first one's over the wall when the revolution comes."
"The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts."
"The first sigh of love is the last of wisdom." -Bret
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers". - WS
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers"..Shakespeare
"The first thing you learn as captain is how to cheat death." Kirk
"The fish elected a new pope..." -- Tom Servo
"The flames are all gone, but the pain lingers on" -Floyd
"The floor is now open for opposing viewpoints" - Top Dollar
"The focused totality of my telapathic powers." - Psylocke. Frequently
"The fog comes on little cat feet . . ." --Carl Sandburg (Obviously, Mr. Sandburg never heard a cat walk across a linoleum floor.)
"The food here is terrible." "And such small portions, too!"
"The food here should not be taken internally." -- Hawkeye
"The food's great, but the service STINKS!" - Yakko
"The fool is happy that he knows no more." -- Pope
"The foolish and unwary find waiting death." - Drow Proverb
"The foot stone is connected to the ankle stone..." - Obsianus Golem
"The force can have a strong influence on the weak minded." - Obi Wan
"The force has a strong influence over the weak minded" - Obe Wan
"The force will be with you....always." - Obi Wan
"The force will be with you...always."
"The forces of Darkness do not move openly. They work through others."
"The forecast is partially cool" - Butt-Head
"The forms are very similar." Lt. Riker
"The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl."
"The freighter is going down." La Forge
"The fridge light DOES go out. Now, let me out of here." - Def One
"The friendship that can cease has never been real." -- St. Jerome
"The fustration paints my four walls black" - H. Rollins
"The future is built on dreams. Hang on to them." -- Optimus Prime
"The future is littered with prizes..." -- Scar
"The future is not what it used to be" --G'Kar, Babylon 5
"The future isn't set; there's no fate but what we make." - T2
"The future isn't what it used to be." - G'Kar
"The future of America is in your hands"
"The future sucks... change it..." -Beavis
"The future sure looks bright." -- Brisco
"The future's so bright.... where did I put that flashlight again?"
"The game has rules; you're ignoring them." Uhura
"The game is afoot (all six of them)" - SimAnt
"The game is afoot!" --Sherlock Holmes
"The game, Watson, is afoot." -- Sherlock Holmes
"The gates of heaven will be burned and cast open." - Dax
"The general sent me. I have a message." Sarah
"The girl came in and he freaked." - Richie Ryan
"The girl's a half-wit. She shouldn't be out here!"
"The glass in the lap was overkill..." -- Amanda
"The glory of God is intelligence." -- Young
"The gods play games with men as balls." - Titus Maccius Platus
"The golden rule is that there is no golden rule."
"The good have no need of an advocate." - Phocion (317 BC)
"The good is that to which all things aim." -- Aristotle
"The good shepherd doth call you." (Alma 5:38)
"The good thing about the movie was that it was short!" -- Joel
"The gorilla smiled at me!" -- Zachary Butler
"The government is a much bigger threat than any militia." - J. Brown
"The grail is hidden in the castle of AAAUUGGGGHHHH!" -- Montey Python
"The grandure of white guys walking in herds..." -- Mike Nelson
"The grave is no bar to my call." - Horn of Valere
"The grave opens up before me like a... big hole in the ground."
"The graviton field had no effect." Kim
"The great Crow speaks!" -- Tom Servo
"The great God that formed all things..." -- Proverbs 26:10
"The great object is that every man be armed." - Patrick Henry
"The great open spaces where cats are cats." - Marquis
"The great source of pleasure is variety." -- Johnson
"The greatest fear is the fear of the unknown." -- Hamza, Nagaraja
"The greatest flight I've ever flown was coming home." - M. Dionne
"The greatest general is he who makes the fewest mistakes." -Napoleon
"The greatest nightmare of our time is waiting for you." - Delenn
"The greatest productive force is human selfishness" - Heinlein
"The gripping luggage sequence!" -- Tom Servo
"The guns themselves made no noise. They had spilled blood." - DT I
"The gunslinger approached like fated doom." - Dt II
"The gunslinger walked stolidly, not hurrying, not loafing." - DT I
"The guy who holds you down and pummels you with music..."
"The guy's been dead 20 years but he still hasn't lost his edge."--FM
"The guy's got a good set of incisors." Richie
"The guys from Deep 13 go walking!" -- Dr. Forrester
"The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands" -Zep
"The hand of little employment hath the daintier sense."
"The hands that help are holier than the lips that pray."
"The harsh and wrinkle inducing midday sun." -- Crow T. Robot
"The hate is swelling in you. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it."
"The hawk does not fear you, boy, and the hawk never will." - Cort
"The hawk is God's gunslinger." - Cort
"The head is the best part." -- Siouxsie
"The head is useless when the heart usurps its functions."
"The healthy stomach is nothing if not conservative." -- Butler
"The heart has reasons which reason knows nothing of." -Pascal
"The heart is not a logical organ." - Dr. Janet Wallace.
"The heart of kings is unsearchable." -- Proverbs 25:3
"The hell with it. That's how I feel." -- Trapper
"The higher...the fewer" -Alexander Roschenko
"The highest wisdom is kindness."
"The hills are alive, with the sound of flatulence..."
"The history of Liberty is the history of resistance."
"The history of war is but a bloody romance." -J.F.C. Fuller
"The holodeck safeguards are not functioning." Worf
"The holodecks; have all you'll ever need" - Wesley
"The homecoming queen's got a gun!"
"The honour is to serve" - Worf
"The horrible tin-foil man from outer space!" -- Tom Servo
"The horror...the banana pudding..." Marlon Brando
"The hotel of your mind had many vacancies." (Yakko's fortune cookie)
"The hotel of your mind has many vacancies. <frowns>" - Yakko
"The hotel of your mind has many vacancies." - Yakko
"The hottentots.. are running amok in the music business." - Rosebud
"The hotter things get, the better I like it." -- Hotspot
"The house always takes blue." - Quark
"The house extended me a $100,000 line of credit." - Tom Servo
"The house is covering all bets." Quark
"The house next door is on fire. D'you wanna watch?"
"The howl of a wolf, or perhaps the scream of a killer's ghost."
"The human body is neat!" - Crow T. Robot
"The hunt is canned." -Megadeth
"The ice cream truck in my neighborhood plays "Helter, Skelter."
"The idea of Christ is much older than Christianity."
"The idea of freedom is reborn with every generation, but only one generation created the US Constitution." - the professor on "Sliders"
"The idea of male and female are universal constants." - Kirk
"The illegal smuggling of mimes! No one talks it about it!"
"The illegal smuggling of mimes... no one talks about it
"The important thing is that we're back together." = Q
"The important thing is we are back together again. A team." Q
"The impulse reactor?" Janeway
"The in-flight magazines will act as a sedative." -- Lister
"The instrument please!" - Yakko
"The instruments of darkness tell us truths." (MacBeth)
"The intellectuals betrayal." -- Benda
"The intruder is entering the building, master." - Riff Raff
"The jelly is 50% set", Tom affirmed.
"The joy of taglines," by Dr. Ruth.
"The joy of this hour. I am pleased." Companion/Hedford
"The judgement of history depends on who writes it." - Richard Nixon
"The jugged fish *is* 'alibut!"
"The jury's still out on that, Picard." - Q
"The keeper is helping them...he thinks. Bring in the logic probe!"
"The key is kind of central to this piece..." -- Crow T. Robot
"The key is to give them something they're not expecting." - Peter
"The keyboard How quaint." -- Montgomery Scott
"The keyboard how quaint." -- Scotty
"The keyboard! How *quaint*" ST IV
"The keyboard... how quaint." -- Scotty
"The killer clearly knew Banian anatomy; Mr. Paris does not." Tuvok
"The kitchen's on fire again."
"The knights who say "Ni" demand... a sacrifice!"
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." - Shakespeare
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." -- Hamlet
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." -- Shakespeare
"The larger the bra size the smaller the IQ." - LIMBAUGH, 5/13/94
"The laser is broken," said Tom incoherently.
"The last I heard, being alive isn't a crime" - Morton
"The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death." -- Saint Paul
"The last few steps are always the darkest and most difficult."
"The last goal he ever scored ... won the Leafs the cup..." - The Hip.
"The last maintenance crew in this area wouldn't come back" - Ivanova
"The last of the tyrants to be overthrown." McCoy on Khan
"The last sound he hears will not be that of a wailing woman!"
"The last thing I remeber was hurtling toward that Blue Wave . . ."
"The last thing I want around is a ham-handed ship's captain." McCoy
"The last thing the Centauri want is a war on two fronts." Sheridan
"The last time I heard that name spoken was a painful one." EHMP
"The last two who can harm you will be gone." Lenore Karidian
"The latest in fashion artillery..." -- TV's Frank
"The laughing Vulcan and his Dog?" "I'm afraid I don't know that one."
"The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept." Shake
"The law must be stable, but it must not stand still."
"The law of Argelia...is love." Jaris
"The law says the building must go here," Tom cited.
"The least I could do .. for a Captain of the Enterprise" - Kirk
"The least likely can be the most dangerous." - Bumblebee, Autobot
"The leg, she is fracture," Tom said in broken English. -usenet oracle
"The less I have, the more I gain." -Metallica
"The less time I have to spend with real attorneys, the better" - Jake
"The lesson." Kosh
"The life and times of Lulu, Mrs. O'Leary's ill-fated cow."--G Larson
"The life was oozing out of me. I lost consciousness." - Q
"The lights are out," Tom said gloomily.
"The limitless dimensions of the galaxy in which we exist." - Q
"The lion has its head caught in the skylight", said Tom uproariously.
"The little I know, I owe to my ignorance."
"The little demon was deceitful," Tom implied.
"The little gray bits are non-stick frying pan."
"The little hot dogs in buns are nice."--Beverly Crusher
"The little queen, all golden, flew hissing at the sea."
"The little wascal has spiwit." - Pilate
"The living are the dead on holiday." -- Maeterlinck
"The living need charity more than the dead." - Arnold
"The longer its name, the hokier the organization." Gerry Rubin.
"The longings and regretsthey do not die with the body."
"The look in the eyes, you used to have it." Riker
"The love child of Jim Bacckus and Sally Field." -- Tom Servo
"The love of liberty is the love of others." -- Hazlitt
"The love that moves the sun and the other stars." -Dante
"The low budget remake of `A Night To Remember'..." -- Mike Nelson
"The low murmuring sound was of the crowd-animal." - The Stand
"The lunatic asylum of the solar system." -- S. Cadman.
"The lunatic is in my head .." Pink Floyd
"The lunatic is in my head" -Floyd
"The lunatic is on the grass...." -Floyd
"The lure of the clambake proved to be their undoing." -- Nelson
"The mad are all in God's keeping." -- Kipling
"The mad scientists are calling." -- Crow T. Robot
"The magic music makes your morning move"
"The magic words are squeamish ossifrage." - HAL
"The maid has the night off," said Tom helplessly.
"The maiden be thine!"- Sheriff of Dodge City
"The male body needs sex at all times... it's a living hell."
"The male libido can be a very fragile thing." -- Hawkeye
"The male sheep was badly cut", Tom rambled.
"The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed."
"The man in black is your gate to the three." - Oracle
"The man in black led him to an ancient killing ground to make palaver."
"The man in black travels with your soul in his pocket." - Demon
"The man is dead." - McCoy re Jackson, 'Catspaw'
"The man is the first weapon of battle." -Ardant du Picq
"The man who does not look at his change is no true poet."
"The man who is prepared has his battle half fought." -Cervantes
"The man who would be queen..." -- Tom Servo
"The man with no face seemed only a little less than God Himself"
"The map is not the territory."
"The mass of man lead lives of quiet desperation." -- Thoreau
"The master doesn't like to be kept waiting." -- Magenta
"The master of dreams, my soul will keep..." -Elm St. Children
"The mastery of an art is revieled in every stroke"
"The matte painting is calling you..." -- Joel Robinson
"The meat doesn't taste right." Adel Renn
"The medical staff doesn't arrive until Tuesday." Harriman
"The meek shall inherit the Earth - the rest of us will go the Stars!"
"The meek shall inherit the earth - in 6' x 2' plots." - Heinlein
"The meek shall inherit the earth - in 6' x 2' plots." - Lazarus Long
"The men who believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums."
"The message is hot, steaming love, Texas style." -- Joel
"The message reads, 'My revenge is at hand.'" - Data
"The mice will see you now" - Slartibartfast
"The mildly harsh slave hunters..." -- Mike Nelson
"The mind boggles." - Aahz
"The mind can go either direction under stress." -- Coda
"The mind grows by what it feeds upon."
"The mind has a thousand eyes, and the heart but one."
"The mind is a labrynth... a puzzle." -- Dr. Chennard
"The mind is a terrible thing! Must be stopped in our time! Bob Nelson.
"The mind is the greatest weapon." -- Onslaught
"The mind wobbles, doesn't it?" -Kelly Bundy
"The minstrel boy to the war has gone...." -- O'Brien
"The minute their screens are down open fire." Anan 7
"The missing circuit's in your head." <Buckaroo Banzai>
"The mob moves like demons possessed..confident their ways are best."
"The moderator hasn't placed it off topic yet." - Don Horton.
"The modern-day composer refuses to die!" -- Varese
"The moment of Death is a rite of passage..."
"The monitor lizard looks delicious." -- Crow T. Robot
"The monster in the lake has eaten my cake," said Tom necessarily.
"The moon is red and bleeding, the sun is black and burned" - Iron Maide
"The moral of today's story is irrelevant." - Yakko Warner of Borg
"The more RAM you have, the better", M. Chambers
"The more RAM you have, the better", MRim Tech Support.
"The more RAM you have, the better." -- Marilyn Chambers
"The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws." - Tacitus
"The more impediments to legislation, the better." - Heinlein
"The more killing you have, the more havoc it prevents." Richard Daley
"The more people on this planet the better." : Rush Limbaugh
"The more that things change, the more they stay the same"
"The more things change the more they suck." - Beavis
"The more things change, the more they stay the same" -RUSH
"The more you explain it, the less I understand it." Mark Twain
"The most affable thugs ever." -- Crow T. Robot
"The most casually dressed monster I've ever seen..." -- Joel
"The most common question to ask would be 'Where am I?'" McCoy
"The most endangered species; the honest man." -Neil Peart/Rush
"The most feared geography teacher of Central High." -- Crow
"The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all
"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed." - Chamfort
"The motorcycle is close-captioned for the hearing-impaired."
"The movie is going to get confusing now." -- Crow T. Robot
"The murderers...have won. Death is welcome. Let it end here." Spock
"The music played and played and we whirled without end" -Floyd
"The music played, the morning sun streamed in" -Floyd
"The music really matches the action..." -- Mike Nelson
"The naked lady in the icecube"FM "One of my..favorites"Frohicke 3x23
"The name is Bell. Gabriel Bell." Sisko
"The name is Flagg, with the double g. Pleased to meet you." - R. Flagg
"The naming of cats is a serious matter..." -- Eliot
"The nation state known as Nazi Germany." Spock
"The natives smile and pass along a sample of their yield" -RUSH
"The nearer the Church, the farther from God." -- Andrewes
"The necklace. It broke." Picard
"The negatives? Uh, the dog ate 'em..." -- Nowhere Cat
"The neice is nice." Shemp.
"The new Air Force Kooky Bomb by Whammo." -- Tom Servo
"The news lady is turning into a warewolf."
"The newspapers couldn't print it if it weren't true." - Calvin
"The next morning I ran away and killed my first Centauri." G'Kar
"The next thing I knew, my underwear elastic catapulted across sick bay
"The next time I see you will be the last." - MacLeod
"The next time you need dirt on me, come to the source." Sheriff Buck
"The next time you're in here, I'm gonna toast ya!"
"The night is a tunnel, a hole into tomorrow." -- Jessica <Dune
"The night is my companion, and solitude my guide." - Sarah McLachlan
"The night is young, and we have umbrellas in our drinks." -The Tick
"The night is youngand we have umbrellas in our drinks!"
"The night will weave its magic spell when the one you love is near!"
"The nightmares got worse since I took away her credit cards."
"The no-mind not-thinks no-thoughts about no-things." - Buddha
"The noise is so loud it echoes through the ZeV..." -- Craw Wurm
"The non attendees today bother me", said the professor absent-mindedly.
"The nuclear warheads are merely a courtesy detail."
"The number '20' needs to be at the top." O'Brien
"The number of malefactors authorizes not the crime." - Thomas Fuller
"The object of opening the mind as of opening the mouth is to close it again on something solid - G.K. Chesterton
"The odor of whiteout makes my soul soar!" -- Tom Servo
"The oil tanker crashed, mom." - - Calvin
"The ol' vacumm cleaner got 'im" - Al Unser Jr.
"The old Clayton Forrester wasn't like this." -- TV's Frank
"The old bat just creaked out." Jill Foster Abbott
"The oldest cliche in the movies... They're doomed." -- Crow
"The one... the only... the Beakman!" -- Josie
"The only *anything* you get is what I give you!" -- LaCroix
"The only GOOD nakalene, is a DEAD nakalene!" - Londo
"The only GOOD user is a DEAD user!" - Microsoft Support Desk.
"The only bad scene is one that can't be talked about"
"The only checking out you will do will be to check out of here!"-Zazu
"The only commodity a politician has to offer is jawbone." - L. Long
"The only completely consistent people are the dead." -- Huxley
"The only consolation is that they're all dead now." -- Crow
"The only cure for the evils of freedom is freedom." -- Macauley
"The only deadly sin I know is cynicism."
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance." - Socrates
"The only grounds for divorce in California are marriage." - Cher
"The only intelligent fundy... is an ex-fundy." - Steve Rose
"The only measure of strength is how many people fear you." -- Hitler
"The only notice we get is `Mind that bus-what bus-SPLAT!'"
"The only one I'm in love with is ME, Die Fledermaus!"
"The only point I like in Autobots: melting point." -- Laserbeak
"The only power that exists is inside ourselves" -Armand
"The only power worth having is power taken by force." -- The Get
"The only real threat to us are the Klingons and the Federation."
"The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon." -- Charles Schulz, "Things I've Had to Learn Over and Over and Over"
"The only reason you aren't dead is because I took an oath..."-HoloDoc
"The only second chance I have is the one I gave myself." -Nick Knight
"The only thing I enjoy is tormenting you, Quark." -- Odo
"The only thing I enjoy is tormenting you."- Odo to Quark
"The only thing I like about rich people is their oney
"The only thing being sewn out there is wild oats." -- Al
"The only thing dumber than a broody hen was a New York Democrat"
"The only thing gassed up in that jeep was *us*." -- BJ to Hawkeye
"The only thing have to burp is beer itself."
"The only thing more reliable than magik is one's friends!" MACBETH
"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."
"The only thing that would shock her is a cattle prod." -- Al
"The only thing that would shock her is a cattle prod." -- Al
"The only thing we have to fear is Armed Citizens." U.N. Creedo
"The only thing we've got plenty of is wounded." -- Radar
"The only victory over love is flight." Napoleon
"The only warriors I see are dead. We are soldiers."
"The only way around it is through it..." -- Crow T. Robot
"The only way she'll get to college is in a frat house cake."
"The only way to compel men to speak good of us is to do it." Voltaire
"The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
"The only way to survive a duel with me is to not show up." Slugslinger
"The only winning move is not to play." - Heinlein
"The operation is working perfectly." - Steven, "V"
"The operative word, Mr. Spock, is death..." - Harcourt Fenton Mudd
"The opportunities are limitless!" -- Tom Servo
"The oppulently appointed San Francisco airport..." -- Crow
"The ore ship was a miscalculation, an accident." Daystrom
"The other day I... No, waitaminit, that wasn't me..." - S. Wright
"The other day INo, waitaminit, that wasn't me..." - s.w.
"The other great mystery of life... Women! -- Emmett Brown
"The other line always moves faster." -- Ettore's Law
"The other man's is always thicker." -Russian proverb
"The others doesn't matter...everyone dies sometimes!" -Minmay
"The owl footage is not what it seems!" -- Crow T. Robot
"The owls are not what they seem." -- The Log Lady <Twin Peaks>
"The pH is too low," Tom said acidly.
"The pH of this solution is just 3.5," said Tom half-assed-ly.
"The pain of love is the pain of being alive, it's a perpetual wound."
"The palindrome of 'Bolton' would be 'Notlob'!"
"The pants, bring him to the pants."
"The paper boy wants money," said Tom collectively.
"The paper holds their folded faces to the floor" -Floyd
"The paperwork is a pain in the butt." - Garibaldi
"The parrot isn't dead, Jim! It was just resting!"
"The part with my pet!" - Dot
"The parts of the brain, performed by.. The Brain!" - Pinky
"The passion of youth." Methos to MacLeod
"The passion of youth..." - Methos
"The past must be abandoned; the future must unfold."
"The past...is a blank." Kardian
"The pathway of a life unnoticed." -- Horace
"The patiant is sick." -TheDoctorFormerlyKnownAsSchwitzer
"The pen is mighter than the network executive." -- Mary Allison
"The pen is mightier than the sword." - Attila the Hun
"The pen is on the table." "The moon shines bright tonight."
"The pen really is mightier than the sword!"
"The penalty for disobedience was crucifixion." - The Stand
"The people arose as one man." -- Judges 20:8
"The people united can never be ignited!" - Sergeant Colon (G!G!)
"The people will believe the big lie sooner than the small one."
"The perfect road trip" said @FN@ "is my Hawg, my redhead and me!!"
"The perfect yes-man." -- Larry Speakes on George Bush
"The performance was equal to the music," said Tom noteworthily.
"The phone cops are after us, man!" -- Johnny Fever
"The phosphorescent wave on a tropical sea" RUSH -Cold Fire
"The picture I have doesn't really include her face..."
"The pie in the sky turned out to be miles too high"-Floyd
"The piercing scream of a freshman..." -- Mike Nelson
"The pipes are cold. The boiler is cold." -Joey
"The pits as far as blacks are concerned." -- Desmond Tutu on Reagan
"The place has all the atmosphere of a ground round." -- Nelson
"The place where you made your stand never mattered." - R.F.
"The plague had taken man and man's best friends." - The Stand
"The plague is irrelevant now." Crusher
"The plainest or plain can be beautiful still."
"The planes are governed by laws. Laws can be learned."
"The planet hungers for our truth." -- Dr. Reinhald
"The planet is uninhabited. Yeah, right, I've heard *that* one before.
"The planet isn't going *anywhere*WE ARE!" - G. Carlin
"The planet isn't going anywhere... WE ARE!" -- George Carlin
"The planet's deserted!" Garak
"The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room" -Iceman
"The plastic surgery failed," Tom's doctor said defacingly.
"The play? `A Midsummer Night's Dream'." -- Picard
"The pleasure is mine. Hutch." Data
"The pleasure's been all yours, I'm sure." Slappy Squirrel
"The plot gets weaker over here!" -- Crow T. Robot
"The plot is furthered by a good parking space." -- Crow T. Robot
"The plot's around here somewhere..." -- Crow T. Robot
"The plug must be pulled. Landru must die." Kirk
"The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead!"
"The pocket-sized Machine That Goes Ping!" -- Tom Servo
"The poignant laundry shot..." -- Mike Nelson
"The point is I am now a perfectly safe penguin!" - Ford Prefect
"The point is, it's the right choice." Clemens
"The point is, this is beside the point." - K'Ehleyr
"The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you." - Dr. Grant
"The point of departure is not to return." -RUSH
"The point of the journey is not to arrive." -Rush: Hold Your Fire
"The point of the journey is not to arrive.": Rush
"The poison catalyst of your self-destruction..."
"The police take a dim view of heavily armed sociopaths..."
"The police towed away the car, so I bought another one."
"The police, pfff... They couldn't even catch a Cold." - Bart Simpson
"The police, pfffThey couldn't even catch a cold." - Bart
"The police. They couldn't catch a cold." - Bart Simpson
"The ponies! A crack! THIEVES!" - Bilbo Baggins
"The poodle bites...the poodle chooses..." - Zappa
"The poor cat in the rain look. It never fails." * Rita, Animaniacs
"The poor cat in the rain look. It never fails." - Rita
"The poor don't need gas cause they're not working." CA Senator
"The porcupine with the sharpest quills gets stuck on a tree more often."
"The porn industry seems laid back and inviting..." -- Crow
"The post of honor is a private station." -- Addison
"The power to Tax, once conceded, has NO limits." - Heinlein
"The power to tax is the power to destroy" - Chief Justice T. Marshall
"The power to tax, once conceded, has no limits." -- Heinlein
"The power's cut, sir! They're onto us!" Scott
"The powers of the corrupt will fade before the fury of the pure."
"The president of the united states! Big deal!" "-Bil"
"The pressures of ruling a kingdom--" "--are no longer yours."
"The price for these lemons is ridiculous!" Tom said sourly.
"The price of any evil - necessary or otherwise - comes due in flesh."
"The price of freedom is eternal vigilance"
"The price of greatness is responsibility" - Winston Churchill
"The price of liberty is eternal vigilance." --Thomas Jefferson
"The pride of purpose in the unrewarding job" RUSH -Nobody's Hero
"The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee." - Bart Simpson.
"The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee." - Bart's Board
"The prisoner escaped down a rope", said Tom condescendingly.
"The prisoner saw nothing; the gunslinger saw everything." - DT II
"The prisoners set up a corporation", the warden confirmed.
"The probe's telemetry has changed." Tuvok
"The problem with people is that they're only human." Hobbes
"The problem with the inevitable, is that it always happens"-Heinlein
"The problem's plain to see: too much technology."
"The problems of our entire society are of a sexual nature." -- Jacoby
"The process may simply need a helping hand." Doctor
"The producer's sister? Whats she doing in every scene?" -- Crow
"The professional Army is the bane of a free state." - G. Washington
"The proletariat finds its intellectual weapons in philosophy."
"The proof isn't in the pudding, it's in the fudge"--Mark Twain
"The proof of the pudding is in the eating," said Tom nonjudgmentally.
"The prop department *just* ran out of money." -- Crow T. Robot
"The prop master shops at Spencers..." -- Joel Robinson
"The prophecy is upon is." -- Amara Windcrusher
"The purpose of life is a life of purpose." -- Byrne
"The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by
"The purpose of the movie is revealed." -- Joel Robinson
"The purpose. Of this paragraph. Is to apologize." -David Moser
"The question is do you have the courage to back it up?" - G'Kar
"The question is, where?" Kira
"The quick and easy is the way of the Dark Side"
"The quiet ones... they always look so innocent." -- Guinan
"The radiation from that ship is very high," said Geordi with great inte
"The rain fell slow, down on all the roofs of uncertainty ..."
"The rain it raineth on the just, and on the unjust."
"The real money is in starting your own religion." - L. Ron Hubbard
"The real world is faker than wrestling." - Mick Foley
"The rear of the ship is burning," Tom said sternly.
"The rear of the ship is burning," Tom said sternly.
"The reason for this exercise is beyond my comprehension."--Odo
"The recipe says a pinch of spice. I thought it said a 'pound'."
"The records, his testimony, it's all here." Sheridan
"The red slaughter had reached the last bastion of civilization."
"The red tide kisses the shore" Red Tide
"The reels are changing. Kiss her!" -- Crow T. Robot
"The renowned Tholian punctuality." Spock
"The rent is cheap, the pay is decent, and I get to make my own hours."
"The report of my death was an exaggeration." -- Twain
"The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated." - Mark Twain
"The rest of us have been gone 1000 years." Eline
"The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew." Spock
"The results of your IQ test came back. They're negative."
"The reward of a thing well done is to have done it" -- Ralph W. Emerson
"The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift - is taxes." -W. Feather
"The rhino is all that's left of the unicorn..." -- Kreutzer
"The right computer finally came along." McCoy
"The right of election is the very essence of the constitution."
"The right to suffer is one of the joys of a free economy." -Howard Pyle
"The right words are worth 1000 of those kisses." "Mmm...not likely."
"The risk is that it won't work." Doctor
"The river has awoken, Emissary." - Yarka
"The river has gotten rough," Tom said rapidly.
"The riveting horse-mounting scene." -- Crow T. Robot
"The road is my dinner plate." -- Ratbat
"The road is my playpen; cars are my toys!" -- Runamuck
"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." -- Blake
"The road to success is usually under construction." - Heinlein
"The road to success is usually under construction." - Lazarus Long
"The rock is warmer here." Janeway
"The rocket becomes engorged with astronauts..." -- Joel Robinson
"The roof is about to collapse," Tom upheld.
"The rootenest tootenest movie ever!" -- Joel Robinson
"The rules... always the rules..." -- Lestat
"The runners and midnight creepers could be gathered up later."
"The saddest thing in life is wasted Mail Packets."
"The safety net has turned into a hammock." Rush Limbaugh
"The safety of the Enterprise is of Paramount importance" - Picard
"The same could said about your butt, if you don't look at it =)"
"The same old story all over again" - Q
"The same thing we do every night Pinky, Try to Takeover the World!"
"The scattered crates add to the ambience." -- Mike Nelson
"The scene of the crime?" Say you ARE professionals!" -Soren
"The scene they always show on `That's Hollywood'..." -- Nelson
"The school called. Everyone hates you." -- Crow T. Robot
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." --George, "Seinfeld"
"The seal of the First Citizen, RANDALL FLAGG by name." - The Stand
"The second album...12 Gracious melodies..."
"The secret is to bang the rocks together, guys!" Sub-etha radio
"The secret of being miserable is to have the leisure to bother about
"The secret of life is a nectarine." -- Q
"The secret of life is... a nectarine." 2000-year-old man
"The secret of life is..."--Q "A nectarine?"--Lwaxana "SHHH!"--Q
"The secret of life isa nectarine." - Q
"The secret of the universe is...a nectarine." -Q
"The secret things belong unto the Lord our God."
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."-Einstein
"The secret, oh innocent supplicant, is that there is no secret."
"The security of the Enterprise is of Paramount importanc\
"The semi-conscious mind is a tricky thing." McCoy
"The sensation you are feeling... is call
"The sensation you are feeling... is called the Quickening."
"The sentence is death. Let the trial begin." - Cardassian judge
"The sentence is death. Let the trial begin." -- Tribunal, DS9
"The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat." -- Genesis 3:14
"The serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field."
"The serpent's eyes looked back at him from the green velvet table."
"The service here is great, even in a fight!" -- Crow T. Robot
"The setting is Ancient England." Janeway on the Victorian Era
"The sheer, natural uzi." -- Joel Robinson
"The ship calls to him. He'll be back." -- Crane
"The ship feels wrong." - Scotty
"The ship is docked," said Tom importantly.
"The ship is no longer tilting," Tom said listlessly.
"The ship is too big. If I walk the movie would be over." -Skroob
"The ship, it sang to me." - Dr. Jackobs
"The shoe fits you like a glove" Hector, purposely mashing metaphors
"The shoes bug me the most." - Anna Steven about Kira's new uniform
"The show hasn't started yet, you clueless fashion victims!" - Dot
"The shower is, for me, a great source of creativity." -- Butler
"The shrew that was in the world of shadow has returned." - Kagato
"The shuttle's being released." Chakotay
"The side with the simplest uniforms wins." -- Major Mark Cancian
"The sight of death frightens them" -- Kurn
"The similarities between me and my father are different."Y. Berra's Son
"The simplest of tasks for T. Hewitt Edward Crow." -- Crow T. Robot
"The sisters are doing it for themselves!" -- Gypsy
"The size of those cobs is a-maize-ing!" was Tom's corny joke.
"The sky does not interest me." Akaar
"The sky is falling... no, I'm tipping over backwards."
"The sky is filled with good and bad that mortals never know" -Zep
"The sleek shall inherit the Earth." -- Leadfoot
"The sleep of a laboring man is sweet." -- Ecclesiastes 5:12
"The sleeping bud burst into bloom?" - Phantom
"The smog is really bad today," Orville cried breathlessly.
"The smut's gonna blow!" -- Mike Nelson
"The sniper is endangering my *private* medical files." -- Hawkeye
"The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi." - Emperor
"The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi." -- Palpatine
"The sooner our happiness begins, the longer it will last." Miramanee
"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up!"
"The soul is born old but grows young," Oscar Wilde
"The soul walks upon all paths." -Gibran
"The soul's Rialto hath its merchandise." -- E. B. Browning
"The source of all your power is Cuervo?" -- Joel Robinson
"The space station is donated to a convent on the next Deep Space Nun"
"The sparrows are flying again."
"The sphere appears to be abandoned, Captain." Data
"The spider keeps eating the credits..." -- Joel Robinson
"The spirit of the flame is the spirit of change."
"The spoo is very fresh today." - G'Kar
"The spores. They're gone. I don't belong anymore." Spock
"The squab is in the hole." -- Crow T. Robot
"The stage is set, the green flag drops!" - Larry
"The starboard ship's the real one." Janeway
"The stars are not wanted now; put out everyone." -- Auden
"The stars are what binds the sky together" - Caine
"The stars aren't just up in the sky: they're all around us." Sisko
"The stars look very different today..."
"The starship's mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!" -- Picard
"The state will no longer have an official religion", the king decreed
"The station is moving at 60 kilometers a second..." - Ivanova
"The station represents my mind." Bashir
"The stock footage is erupting!" -- Crow T. Robot
"The stock market is going up," said Tom bullishly.
"The story of life is quicker than the wink of an eye..."
"The story of my life." Paris
"The story should be over. What's left?" - Troi
"The streets here are safe, it's the people who make them unsafe." Rizzo
"The strength is in the sword, not in the arms." -- Duncan MacLeod
"The strongest tyrant cannot crush freedom of thought." Brainstorm
"The subject of today's political debate: politics." -- Nelson
"The sublime and the ridiculous are closely related." - Paine
"The subspace field is losing itegrity." - Kira
"The suburbs have no charms to soothe the restless dreams of you" -RUSH
"The suit--is it a suit or part of you?"--Doc Mora
"The sum of the parts cannot be greater than the whole!" Spock
"The sun ain't yellow, its chicken." -Bob Dylan
"The sun and the moon change, but the Army knows no seasons."
"The sun is always shining, and it never, ever rains" -Coverdale/Page
"The sun is getting dim. Will I pay for who I've been?" - Tori Amos
"The sun is in the east even though the day is done" -Pink Floyd
"The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older" -Floyd
"The sun that burned a fiery red... the vision of an empty bed"
"The super let me in the back door... "
"The suspense is killing me," said Arthur testily.
"The sweet smell of a great sorrow lies over the land" -Floyd
"The swimming portion of the trucker triathalon..." -- Crow
"The sword has honor, the sword remembers" -- Shingen
"The syn... er, artificial person malfunctioned..." "Malfunctioned?!?"
"The system is not quite as rickety as I have been telling you."
"The system manager has deleted your account, heh-heh."
"The teddy bears are alive and they have six-inch fangs."
"The temple is the power source? Let's bring him back!" Kirk
"The term half-breed is somewhat applicable." Spock
"The term is 'amusement park.'" Spock
"The test of a good religion whether you can joke about it." -Chesterton
"The theory of gravity is a lie. Things fall down because God sucks."
"The thin beige line between order and chaos." -- Lwaxana Troi
"The thing is, Gypsy's nude!" -- Tom Servo
"The thing tried to jump me so I had to kill it!" -- Tom Servo
"The things I do for England." - 007 (Sean Connery)
"The things are dying, sir; it's working." Uhura
"The things that we fear are a weapon to be used against us" -RUSH
"The things that we're concealing will never let us grow." -Rush
"The things they get away with on kids' shows these days..." * Yakko
"The third named by Walter had been Death." - Roland
"The thought had crossed my mind." Picard
"The thought of busting Batman makes me feel all dirty." - Catwoman
"The thousand pleasures of the Bene Gesserit."
"The three are your way to the Dark Tower." - Oracle
"The three vipers. He wasn't talking about the Cardassians." - Kira
"The thrill of victory makes me feel, almost human!" -Corg.
"The thrill of victory, and the agony of delete."
"The thunder of his own guns filled him with stupid wonder." - DT II
"The ticker's very faint...not the bomb's, mine." -- Hawkeye
"The time between wonder and why" RUSH -Between Sun & Moon
"The time has come at last to throw away this mask."
"The time has come to see the world as it is." Kirk
"The time has come, Big Boote. Prepare for my return!"
"The time has come," said the Walrus, "to speak of many things."
"The time has come," the Walrus said, "To talk of many things"
"The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say"
"The time is gone, the song is over..."
"The time is here and is rapidly approaching." William Field, Parliament
"The time of their destruction is near." -- Shamish, Ventrue
"The time was close. He had called, bid her come." - The Stand
"The times I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice." - Jimi Hendrix
"The tone! The tone!" - Quasimodem"The town of Deadwood may face danger again." - Worf
"The trail's got to be 'round here somewhere!" D. BOONE
"The transducer will seduce ya." -- Frank N. Furter
"The transporter is not malfunctioning." - Data
"The transporters aren't working." Janeway
"The tree of liberty is watered with the blood of tyrants."
"The trend-setting hair helmet of Lloyd Bridges." -- Crow
"The trial is over, Mr. Paris; there's no reason for denials."
"The trial never ends, Captain." - Q
"The trickle-down theory of plots" - Tom Servo
"The trouble is, he was right." Paris
"The trouble with children is that they are not returnable." - Crisp
"The trouble with political jokes is that they get elected." - Heinlein
"The trouble with the rat race is if you win, you're still a rat."
"The true light of the soul is always clear and bright." - Caine
"The true meaning of life is that it stops." Franz Kafka
"The truth and the honesty have a sensitive war inbetween them sometime.."
"The truth changes." - Kelly Robinson
"The truth changes." - Kelly Robinson
"The truth is I *gave* the hamster to that Hooman!"
"The truth is just an excuse for a lack of imagination."- Garak
"The truth is out there" -Fox Mulder
"The truth is out there" - X-Files
"The truth is out there, Mulder. Just don't question Garak."
"The truth is out there, Mulder. but so are lies." - Dana Scully
"The truth is out there--and it's got bloody great teeth"
"The truth is out there." - X-Files
"The truth is out there... but so are lies." - Dana Scully
"The truth is the most freeing discovery you can make." - Lazarus Long
"The truth is the one thing nobody will believe." - G. B. Shaw
"The truth is ugly, so we put our prophets in prison." -- Manson
"The truth is usually just an excuse for lack of imagination." Garak
"The truth is... I never learned the game." Odo to Quark
"The truth: the Euthanatos founded the Black Hand." -- Sidieu
"The two circled words were: DARK MAN" - The Stand
"The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."
"The two of you are probably locked in mortal combat." Kirk
"The ultimate Doughy Guy: J. Edgar Hoover." -- Crow T. Robot
"The ultimate censorship is the click of the dial." - Tom Smothers
"The undersea football all-stars!" -- Tom Servo
"The universe could be your playground." - Q
"The universe does not give first warnings. Or second chances"
"The universe doesn't care what time it is." -- Jack Butler
"The universe doesn't give first warnings."
"The universe doesn't need me anymore, brother." -- Destruction
"The universe has an attitude, mom." - Calvin
"The universe is *NOT* so badly designed!" -Picard to Q
"The universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter."
"The universe is indifferent." -- Sherlock Holmes
"The universe is one of God's thoughts." -- Schiller
"The universe is run by the complex interweaving of 3 elements."
"The unknown still requires fear and respect..." -- Bertrand
"The urban landscape unnatural? Hardly" -- Glass Walkers
"The usual, Odo?" "Nothing." "The usual..."
"The usual, Odo?" "Nothing." "The usual." - Quark/Odo
"The usual, Odo?"--Quark "Nothing."--Odo "The usual."--Quark
"The valley has different ways."
"The very ice of chastity is in them." -- Shakespeare
"The very latest from Earth Force's R&D." - Richard Franklin
"The victim has to cooperate..." -- Mike Nelson
"The victor will never be asked if he told the truth." - Adolf Hitler
"The voice of reason against the howling mob" RUSH -Nobody's Hero
"The voice of the majority is no proof of justice." - Schiller
"The voters have spoken, the bastards ..."
"The vulgar fictions of a demented Irishman." -- Louis on Dracula
"The wages of sin is death." -- Romans 6:23
"The wall was too high, as you can see" -Floyd
"The warning shot goes right between the fifth Beatle!"
"The warp drive...she cann'a take it!"...Scotty
"The water mirrored tiny sparkles to the sky." - Edie Brickell
"The water, like a witch's oils, Burnt green, and blue and white."
"The way it is now, we couldn't beam up a fly!" Scott
"The way of transgressors is hard." -- Proverbs 13:15
"The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me..."
"The way to love anything is to realize it might be lost." -Chesterton
"The way you ape Human behavior is remarkable." Palamas to Apollo
"The ways of being human are bounded but infinite." - Larry Niven
"The weak die, the strong survive" - Toq
"The weather! Bhuh! Very peculiar." --Rafiki
"The weed of crime bears bitter fruit." -The Shadow
"The weird stuff this nutcup is into!" -- Dr. Servo
"The welfare of the people is the chief law." Cicero
"The what, the what? What's quadrotriticale? Wheat? So what?" Kirk
"The wheel is come full circle." -- Shakespeare
"The whip? Not the whip! I'll tell the Vicar!" - "I AM the Vicar!"
"The whiskey isn't working anymore"
"The whole bloodsucking thingit's all so sexual." -- Schanke
"The whole car has B.O." (Jerry)
"The whole movie was worth it to see this!" -- Mike Nelson
"The whole thing's a weapon, it must be!" Decker
"The whole voodoo motif continues..." -- Dr. Forrester
"The whole world is a circus, if you look at it the right way."
"The whole world is one town."
"The wife thinks I'm nuts!! What do ya think?"
"The will of God is the sanctuary of ignorance." - Spinoza
"The window came right down on it," cried Orville, disjointedly.
"The wisest prophets make sure of the event first." - Horace Walpole
"The wolves are still his. They always will be." - Tom Cullen
"The woman I loved most in the whole world had her tongue down your ear
"The woman who married the Anti-Christ tells me to calm down!"
"The wonderful telephone system."
"The word 'snoop?'" - Data
"The word "listen" has the same letters as "silent"."
"The word 'snoop?'" - Data
"The word is no. Therefore I am going anyway." -Kirk
"The word is no. I am therefore going anyway." - Kirk
"The word was 'smog.'" McCoy
"The word...is 'no'. I am therefore going anyway." -Kirk
"The word...is no. Therefore I am going anyways." -Kirk
"The word? The word is 'no.' I am, therefore, going anyway." - Kirk
"The words 'oh' and 'bugger' come to mind." - Edmund Blackadder
"The words of the profits are written on the studio walls" -RUSH
"The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls" -S&G
"The words of the wise soothe and heal." -- Proverbs 12:18
"The work you're doing deserves to be recognized." Dax
"The workings of your mind are a mystery to me, Pinky." - Brain
"The world belongs to the energetic." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
"The world can be a beautiful place." Sheriff Buck
"The world had moved on since then. The world had emptied." - DT I
"The world has one less Santa..." -- Mike Nelson
"The world is a ball of string." -- Fritzenjammer
"The world is crazier than we think." -- MacNeice
"The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind." -H.P. Lovecraft
"The world is only fair when you force it to be." - Batman
"The world is proof that God is a committee." -- Stokes
"The world is too much with us" -Wordsworth
"The world needs a wake-up call. We're gonna phone it in."
"The world owes you nothing. It was here first." Mark Twain
"The world today seems absolutely crackers."
"The world will come to the man who is truly wise." - Caine
"The world's a theater, the earth a stage" -- WS
"The world's first long-tailed hamster." AAIGH! "THIS is the tail"
"The world's largest salute to Orville Reddenbacher." -- Joel
"The worst cliques are those which consist of one man."
"The worst of madmen is a saint run mad." -- Pope
"The worst sorrows in life are not in its losses and misfortune, but its
"The wretched have no friends." -- Dryden
"The wunnerful t'ing about Tiggers, is Tiggers is wunnerful t'ings..."
"The year 1990, now known as The Year One, year of the plague."
"The year is 1994. The name of the place is Terok Nor Echo."
"The year is 2258. The name of the place is Babylon 5."
"The years a man has, wear him down or hold him up." -Caine
"The young Peter Graves Chronicles!" -- Tom Servo
"The young constable has just thrown up into his helmet."
"The young must learn to obey a free government." - Aristotle
"The younger they get, the older I get."-Hawkeye on wounded soldiers
"The zombie drives a K car!" -- Mike Nelson
"The zombie is deep in the rough on the 13th..." -- Crow T. Robot
"The zombie's gotta clear that frog outta his throat." -- Crow
"The, um, 'magic trick' thing." - Garibaldi
"Their Shadows come again." Delenn
"Their blood is tainted with incurable evil." -- Shamish, Ventrue
"Their deaths perfectly expressed my deepest desires."
"Their experiment needed a new test case"
"Their faces' really worn out their welcome." -- Mike Nelson
"Their health is excellent. Almost too good." Boyce
"Their home was destroyed during a tornado." - Data
"Their island just turned into stock footage..." -- Tom Servo
"Their laboratory mice whose genes have been spliced!"
"Their military capability?" Spock-2 "None." Kirk
"Their only fear is the fear of a green planet." * SKYCLAD
"Their pad, it's a museum..." - Joey Gaynor
"Their phasers are set to 'kill.'" Data
"Their real faces, their underneath faces, were monster faces."
"Their talk is cheapened by the double-tongue...." --Ten Bears
"Their war is going to tear this galaxy apart." - Richard Franklin
"Thelma and Luigi!" -- Tom Servo
"Thelonites turned to fertilizing with fresh blood..." -- Thelonite Monk
"Them Bots! Them Bots! Them Dry Bots!" -- Joel Robinson
"Them hogs is startin' to get a little intense up here."
"Them pigs is gettin' intense up here! Better back off another 10."
"Them that dance with the devil are bound to get scorched."
"Then *we* could be in the wrong." McCoy
"Then Bubba said something I'll never forget." -- Forrest Gump
"Then I began thinking about...the replicator." Odo
"Then I felt it for the first time: another Immortal." MacLeod
"Then I get afraid of what that could bring." -- Tori Amos
"Then I guess I'm yours." Paris
"Then I guess you'll just have to learn, like the rest of us." Kes
"Then I have the perfect solution for you." Clemens
"Then I hear her laughter rising, rising from the deep" -Pink Floyd
"Then I joined the Crash Test Dummies..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Then I thought, `Neat. Land piranha's!'" -- Jack Butler
"Then I will delete the appropriate program." - Data
"Then I will exploit the dylithium crystals!" -- Evil Tom Servo
"Then I'll see you in hell! Yah!" - Han
"Then Mr.Spock isn't a traitor!" Chapel
"Then again, I could be wrong." - Dennis Miller
"Then again, I'm juvenile. <G>"
"Then all of a sudden I'm floating in mid-air..." - Weird Al
"Then at a deadly pace It Came From Outer Space"
"Then at last the mighty ship descending on a point of flame."
"Then badabingbangboom, my wing is introduced to radial tires!" - Bobby
"Then came... boredom!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Then die in ignorance!" - Worf
"Then go to her door and beg like a human." -- Worf
"Then he is >in error< where the truth is involved." Sheridan
"Then he said 'masturbation'!" - Beavis
"Then he said 'penis'!" - Butt-Head
"Then he said 'vagina'! That was cool!" - Butt-Head
"Then is Doomsday near." -- Shakespeare
"Then it felt like somethin' jumped up an' bit me." - Forrest Gump
"Then it'll be Joel Robinson - R.I.P." "Rest in pants?"
"Then it's Symbalene blood burn." - Barkley
"Then it's agreed. We'll do a hysterectomy on Maj. Burns." -- Hawkeye
"Then let's do it." Kim
"Then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade towards thy foe"
"Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no less."
"Then sir, I shall cut out the white bread." - 007 (Thunderball)
"Then something went wrong for Fay Wray and King Kong"
"Then suddenly it starts to get weird. The rules change." - Frank
"Then that's it?.No other comment?!" - Picard
"Then the HoloDoc began to tap dance."--WTNE
"Then the dark man was turning toward him, and Nick was afraid"
"Then we have number four. Number four: Crunchy Frog."
"Then we have to assume it didn't work." - Ulani
"Then we shall become a drifting tomb..." Lenore Karidian
"Then what happend?" Chakotay
"Then what happened?" Crusher "Beverly!" Troi
"Then who gets the chairs?"
"Then why don't you _fight_ for it?" - O'Brien
"Then why don't you just listen?" La Forge to Guinan
"Then why have you been working on uyour acceptance speech?" Odo
"Then you are not an historian." - Data
"Then you can wish again," said the growling voice. "I am Uglk. I command. I return to Isengard by the shortest road." - The Two Towers, p.60
"Then you have abandoned what I have sought all my life."
"Then you learn the lesson that it's cool to be so tough." - Rush
"Then you learn the weapons and the ways of hard-knock school." - Rush
"Then you were captured as breeding stock." "<beep>"
"Then you were captured as breeding stock." Menendez
"Then you will play for the honour of your ship" - Kolrami
"Then you're not of the Body. You couldn't be." Reger
"Then you've never seen her." Janeway
"Then, we're gonna score!" - Beavis
"There *is* an alien presense here." Kes
"There *is* no justice; just mercy." MacLeod
"There *were* worse things than crucifixion. There were teeth."
"There I was. Stuck with this beautiful girl." -H. Canyon
"There MUST be a God. What else explains leather minis?"
"There MUST be a way to cram more violence into 90 minutes." - Calvin
"There a moral to that story?" -- Lt. Yamada
"There a threat to Humanity, and they always will be."
"There ain't no coming back!" - T-Bird
"There ain't no such thing as a free lunch" -- Jubal Harshaw
"There ain't no such thing as a free lunch." - Heinlein
"There ain't no such thing as a free lunch." - Lazarus Long
"There are *no* lemurs in this movie!" -- Tom Servo
"There are 2 answers to every question: ours and the wrong one."
"There are FOUR lights!" * Picard, "Chain of Command II"
"There are a few, uh, soft spots" - Tolwyn about The Behemoth
"There are a lot of lies going around.... and half of them are true."
"There are always alternatives." - Spock, The Galileo Seven
"There are always bozos with guns...more than willing to ruin our day."
"There are beings in this universe far older than ourselves..."
"There are better things to bang than a drum" -Pattie Sisson
"There are certain things men must do to be men." Kirk
"There are fleeting moments that I even amaze myself." - The Brain
"There are four Bothers," Pooh told the Cardassian heffelump directly.
"There are going to be three of them." - Kira
"There are good people everywhere. Even at Social Services."
"There are great wonders ahead. Great adventures." - Roland
"There are greater gifts than Immortality..." - Kalas
"There are lies, damn lies and statistics." -- Samuel Clemens
"There are lies, damned lies, and statistics." -Mark Twain
"There are life forms here." Data
"There are many perks to being the mother of a living god." - GB2
"There are monkey boys in the facility..."
"There are more pleasant ways to get a bladder infection, you know."
"There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio..." -- Hamlet
"There are no atheists in fox holes." William Cummings
"There are no atheists in foxholes." - "I've heard that." -- Mulcahy
"There are no civilians among the Borg." Riker
"There are no dead." -- Maeterlinck
"There are no exit ramps on the road of learning." -Free Wheeler
"There are no facts, only interpretations." -- Nietzsche
"There are no heroes or villains in this war." -- Zharvic
"There are no manifestos like cannon & musketry." Wellington
"There are no more I/O operations to do today", Tom disclosed.
"There are no mothers. Only Fathers." -- Coty Wyckoff
"There are no other worlds." Septimus
"There are no points for second place." - Viper
"There are no rules." - Kalas
"There are no secrets better kept than the secret everybody guesses."
"There are no simularities between the victims." -- Harley Stone
"There are only seconds! I'll need time to set it." Gary Seven
"There are only two kinds of creatures: predator and prey." Overbite
"There are only two of you against an army." Ayerborne
"There are other ways to challenge oneself?" - Data
"There are other worlds, gunslinger, and other demons." - Oracle
"There are others in the cosmos who truly despise me." - Q
"There are owls in the Roadhouse." -- The Log Lady
"There are parts of me that don't get nervous..." - Sisters of Mercy
"There are plenty of businesses like show business." - Bart's Board
"There are six life forms aboard the freighter, sir." Worf
"There are so many. I'm saving a hard time choosing." - Mulder
"There are some missing pieces to this puzzle." -- Picard
"There are some small problems with the economy." -- Bush, 7/91
"There are some things worth dying for." Kirk, Errand of Mercy
"There are some who call me....Tim!"
"There are such things as monsters." -- Belle, Bone Gnawer
"There are things rats won't do that lawyers will..."
"There are those who say that life is an illusion; that reality is
"There are those who say, that life is an illusion"
"There are those who think that life has nothing left to chance." -Rush
"There are times when I long for a Klingon woman" -- Worf
"There are tiny bugs in the dust," Tom said mightily.
"There are truths which can kill a nation."
"There are two castes of Mimbari, the Warrior & the Religious." - Delenn
"There are two crew members unaccounted for." Computer
"There are two of me..One does the right thing..One cannot see" - Amy
"There are unguarded entrences to any Human mind." Sylvia
"There are worse things than dying." - Kalas
"There are...other options." Crusher
"There aren't enough scoundrels in your life." - Han Solo
"There at combat readiness, Captain." Chakotay
"There be a whale Captain!...Oops, it was just a mirror." - Scotty
"There cab be only one! Remember *that* rule?" -- Connor MacLeod
"There can be no justice when laws are absolute." - Picard
"There can be only ONE!" - Highlander
"There can be only One!" Connor McCloud. 'Highlander'
"There can be only One." --Connor McLeod
"There can be only fun!" - Kurgan the Clown
"There can be only one!" "I KNOW that!"
"There can be only one!" - Conner Macleod, Highlander
"There can be only one!" - Connor MacLeod
"There can be only one!" - The Kurgan
"There can be only one!" -- Connor MacLeod
"There can be only one!" -- The Kurgan
"There can be only one!" --McLeod "Today is a good day to die!" --Worf, Fraudigy Commercial
"There can be only one, and it might as well be me." O'Brady
"There can be only one. It might as well be me." -- Kenny
"There can be only one." - Xavier St. Cloud
"There can be only one." -- Kenny
"There can be only one." -- Xavier St. Cloud
"There can be only one...too bad you're not him." WOOSH-THUD.
"There can be*only* one..." -- Kane
"There comes a time when we must turn and face the tiger." - Caine
"There comin' out of the goddamn walls!" -Hudson
"There doesn't seem to be a Klingon word for jolly." - Troi
"There doesn't seem to be anything to PUSH against." Sulu
"There don't seem to be enough chairs." Neelix
"There exist minds which think as well as you do, but differently"-Niven
"There go my people. I must follow, for I am their leader."
"There goes Force again..." -- Recoil
"There goes my one good nipple!" - G. Carlin
"There goes my vacation..." -- Gypsy
"There goes our 3 bean salad." - Dot
"There goes the bunny...there goes the pup...there goes breakfast."
"There goes the foghorn!" - John
"There goes the other shoe. They know." -- Picard
"There gone." Bashir "For now." Sisko
"There had to be a second spitter..." (Jerry)
"There has got to be a way to shatter this crystal!" Odo
"There has to be another way." - Garibaldi
"There hasn't been a cast like this since 'Judgement at Nuremberg'."
"There he goes. The fastest man on 3 legs." -Mark
"There is *no* bomb in that building!" -- Martin Riggs
"There is *nothing* latent in my voyeuristic activities..."
"There is ALWAYS a chance!" - Worf
"There is a better way to do it. Find it!" - Thomas Edison
"There is a fine line between love and illusion" RUSH
"There is a great darkness comming" - Sinclair
"There is a great disturbance in the Force. Get his battery!" -Emperor
"There is a great disturbance in the Force." -- Emperor Palpatine
"There is a hole in your mind." (Babylon 5)
"There is a hole in your mind..."
"There is a hole....in your mind." "Fill it with Bab 5 beer!
"There is a hole....in your wallet. You went computer shopping."
"There is a lake between sun and moon" RUSH
"There is a logical way to proceed, Doctor." Spock
"There is a margin for shame, however..." -- Crow T. Robot
"There is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder." <Spock>
"There is a perfectly logical explanation." -Clinton
"There is a quest to course upon and a chance to redeem your honor."
"There is a sound of abundance in rain." -- 1 Kings 18:41
"There is a storm coming...a black and terrible storm." - Elric (B5)
"There is a storm comming, a black and terrible storm - Elric.
"There is a time and place for tact." - Larry Niven
"There is a voter born every minute." -- P.T. Clinton
"There is always a chance while life endures." -- Silver Surfer
"There is always one more imbecile than you
"There is an answer, Jean-Luc, but I can't hand it to you." - Q
"There is an exam today," Tom said testily.
"There is an order of things in this universe." Apollo, stardate 3468.1.
"There is an order of things in this universe." Apollo.
"There is another basic shortage on our planet." - Martin, "V"
"There is another possibility." - Data
"There is do, and not do. There is no try." Yoda
"There is hope for you." Metron to Kirk
"There is life after exercise." -Sheila
"There is moderation even in excess." -- Disraeli
"There is no Gate #1 at any airport." -- Carson's Law
"There is no alcohol in these drinks," say Guinan dryly.
"There is no appeal. The sentence is just." - Robert A. Heinlein
"There is no appeal. The sentence is just." -- Heinlein
"There is no body-checking in golf!" - Charlie Brown
"There is no cause for alarm! But there probably will be." The Brain
"There is no choice, Elias. He will stay." Leila Kalomi
"There is no dog", (a dislexsic athestist)
"There is no emergency, Doctor." Janeway
"There is no end to this sequence of digits," said Tom irrationally.
"There is no escape, don't make me destroy you" - Darth Vader
"There is no escape. But to die." - Narn
"There is no forgiveness." -- Wisetongue, Get of Fenris
"There is no future. There is no past." -- Sara Carter
"There is no good war or bad peace." B. Franklin
"There is no honor in attacking the innocent." -- Hand of Tyr
"There is no honor in boring an enemy to death." -- Worf
"There is no idea so sacred that it cannot be questioned, analyzed
"There is no limit to how bad things can get." -- Hane's Law
"There is no little enemy." -- Franklin
"There is no logic in Gav's murder." Spock
"There is no one. Except you. My good, close friend, Garibaldi." - Londo
"There is no pain - you are receding." - Pink Floyd
"There is no pain in a wound received at the moment of victory"
"There is no pain you are receding" -Floyd
"There is no place to hide from the dark side of the soul."
"There is no pleasure in this for me." Garak
"There is no problem so great that can't be cured with explosives."
"There is no retreat but in submission and slavery!" - Henry
"There is no safe seat at the feast.." -RUSH: Anagram
"There is no sanity clause" G. Marx
"There is no sign of life aboard this vessel." Spock
"There is no sign of the freighter, sir." Data
"There is no such thing as "just a cat"." - Heinlein
"There is no such thing as a New Democrat." New Undeniable Truth #05
"There is no such thing as a collective brain." -Ayn Rand
"There is no such thing as an original tagline anymore."-Jack Butler
"There is no such thing as peace." -- Wisetongue, Get of Fenris
"There is no tagline to see here; please disperse!" - Odo
"There is no weather sir, we're on a ship." - Riker
"There is no wisdom in useless and hopeless sorrow." -- Johnson
"There is no year for sherry, 007" - M (Diamonds Are Forever)
"There is not cause for alarm!...But there probably will be."Brain
"There is not going to be a fight." Bashir
"There is nothing I can do." EHMP
"There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so" - Hamlet
"There is nothing permanent except change." -- Heraclitus
"There is nothing quite as wonderful as money..."
"There is nothing so subject to the inconstancy of fortune as war."
"There is nothing to mediate, Delenn." - G'Kar
"There is nothing unmanly in howling like a hungry prairie dog !
"There is nothing wrong with the economy." -- Bush, 1/91
"There is nothing you can do." Nemesis
"There is one called @FN@ among them. He is mine..."
"There is one more thing, Commander." Quark
"There is only one thing in the world worse than being
"There is only one way to console a widow. But remember the risk."
"There is power in their madness..." -- Shamish, Ventrue
"There is something up there Mulder." - Dana Scully
"There is supposed to be an Earth-shattering Kaboom!" - The Martian
"There is tension on your face, Koloth!" - Kor
"There is virtually no application OS/2 cannot run."- Bill Gates
"There is, and I do -usually."
"There isn't a chair, there's only a rock!"
"There isn't a clear and present danger, Commander." - Sheridan
"There isn't a crime in giving yourself over to pleasure." - RHPS
"There isn't a shower *cold* enough for this man!" -- Crow T. Robot
"There isn't an ounce of imagination in the whole bunch." - Calvin
"There isn't anyone who doesn't appreciate compassion"<Dalai Lama>
"There it is! The Bridge of Death!" - Arthur
"There it is: pure tritanium." Spock
"There just isn't enough of him, sir" - O'Brien
"There may be a corolation between humor and sex." - Data
"There may be a heaven. There must be a hell." -- Browning
"There may be a way to tranport all of us to Alpha Quadrant." Kes
"There may be something profound here..., but where?"
"There may be trouble ahead..."
"There may not be a 15th incarnation. I may be the last." -- Dalai Lama
"There must be a volcano under there somewhere." -- Dr. Freedman on BJ
"There must be hundreds of em!" - Carl Sagan, age 8
"There must be some kinda way outta here, said the Joker to the Thief.
"There must be some mistake I didn't mean to let them take away my soul"
"There must be some mistake, General." - Sheridan
"There must have been an informant." Tain
"There never was a good war or a bad peace." -Franklin
"There now, don't you feel bet-TUR?"- Stimpy
"There now, that wasn't so bad, was it?" Scott
"There once was a man from Nantucket..." - Delenn.
"There once was a woman from Venus . . ." -- Data
"There once was a woman from Venus, whose body was shaped like--"-Data
"There once was a woman from Venus..." - Data
"There ought to be a room in every house to swear in." -- Twain
"There really *are* no other colours, without the blues." -7th Dr.
"There shall be no peace while the chicken lives!"
"There she goes again! She's tidied up and I can't find anything!"
"There she is, the great experiement." Kirk
"There sure was a lot of wrestling in this movie..." -- Mike Nelson
"There they are! Buds! Buds!" -- The Cat
"There they are, your staff." Chakotay
"There was a *fish* in the *perculator*!" -- Pete Martell
"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it." -- C. S. Lewis, "The Chronicles of Narnia"
"There was a highly sophisticated force field in place." Tuvok
"There was a king who ruled the land, his majesty was in command"
"There was a meal deal so I got two Beef & Swiss." -- Dr. Forrester
"There was a real servant problem in Ancient Greece." -- Joel
"There was a time when men were kind" - Fantine, Les Miserables
"There was a tiny flaw in the plan. It was bollocks."
"There was a whole country ripe for burning..." - The Stand
"There was an error in our decision making." - a politician
"There was much taken from The Other." Nomad
"There was no dignity for anyone who worked on this film
"There was no need for you to come to the bridge, Captain." Chakotay
"There was no way to get to the bridge." Kira
"There was nobody in this compartment, was there?"
"There was nothing left but ashes." Freya "Charming." EHMP
"There was some kind of nerve toxin in that needle." EMHP
"There was something about watching myself being killed." O'Brien
"There was something so *honest* in the gaze of the Raptor."
"There was something very special about [Fangio]" - Phil Hill..
"There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering Kaboom!"-Marvin Martian
"There was the waiting. Terrible waiting." -- Franklin
"There were Arabs with knives at the foot of the bed" - Waters
"There were bigger and better fires ahead." - The Stand
"There were families and love!" "Oh bite me, there was not."
"There were giants in the earth in those days." -- Genesis 6:4
"There were no witnesses? None?" Kirk
"There were seventy-three of us living in a cardboard box..."
"There were things to be done, terrible things." Karidian
"There weren't any ghosts flying around the precinct." - Dana Scully
"There will be a five hour delay in our movie..." -- Crow T. Robot
"There will be a reception held in your honour" - Picard
"There will be more announcements later." - S. Commander John, "V"
"There will be no NEXT time for you" - Tyrannical Moderator
"There will be no beans in the Almost Perfect State."
"There will be no discussion. It is done." Metrons
"There will be no escape for the princess this time." -- C3PO
"There will be no search party, Captain Kirk." Korob
"There will be payment for your slander, Sarek" Gav
"There will be plently of time for brain eating after we conquer earth."
"There will be poor always, pathetically struggling."
"There will be three vipers. You will see." - Yarka
"There will be... Tribble!" - RoboKirk
"There will now be a medium-sized intermission."
"There will now be a whopping great intermission."
"There would be no open rebellion here." - The Stand
"There would be no room for doubt." McCoy
"There you are, Brother." Lore
"There you are, cute little bunny-wunnies!" - Elmyra
"There you go again. Blaming me for everything." - Q
"There you go again. Out of control." Human Torres
"There you go thinking again!"
"There you go, bringing class into it again"
"There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi master who instructed me."-Obi
"There! I made a meaningless pop-culture reference!" -- Servo
"There! Now we're both transmogrified! We're even!" - - Calvin
"There! We made them swerve slightly!" -- Mike Nelson
"There! Can I lick the bowl now?" "No, you can flush like everyone else"
"There! I made a meaningless pop-culture reference!" -- Servo
"There! Now we're both transmogrified! We're even!" -Calvin
"There! That will keep The Devil out!"
"There! We made them swerve slightly!" -- Mike Nelson
"There! You see! Not of the Body!" Hacom
"There'll always be another war." -- Frank Burns
"There'll be no atmospheric condensers." Picard/Kamin
"There'll be no deal. There's no deal to make." Cancerman
"There'll be no escape for the Princess this time." - C-3PO
"There'll be no live vole fights on the Promenade, Quark." - Odo
"There'll be no more Picards." -Picard
"There'll be no more {AAAAaaaaaaaaa} but you may feel a little prick..."
"There'll be no strippers in my town,", said the sheriff unbareably.
"There'll be no tire changing in my county, mister!" -- Mike Nelson
"There's *two* Lois Lanes in this movie!" -- Mike Nelson
"There's 40 lbs. of butt in those 30 lb. capacity pants!"
"There's ALWAYS a boom."
"There's ALWAYS room for Odo..."
"There's Death in the cup, so beware." -- Burns
"There's Japanese people named `Pepe'?" -- Tom Servo
"There's Klingons off the starboard bow scrape 'em off, Jim!"
"There's Land,my dear Weyrwoman, for any man who can hold it."
"There's Sumthin Awfly Scruey Go'in on Awond Here." -E. Fudd
"There's Worf, eggs, sausage and Worf."--Tracy Hemenover
"There's a 200-foor monster and he tells her to bolt the door."
"There's a Bobcat Under the Outhouse!" - by Claude Balls
"There's a Ferengi legal tradition called plea bargaining." Sisko
"There's a GREMLIN on the side of the bus." "Yeah, a AMC Gremlin."
"There's a Mr. Oh-My-God-My-Hair's-On-Fire on line one." -- Servo
"There's a Pakled born every minute" - P. T. LaForge
"There's a blood-sucking insect in my French cheese," said Tom briefly.
"There's a chance it may work, Captain." Spock
"There's a chill wind blowin' in my soul and I think I'm growing old"
"There's a dangerous death-ray situation..." -- Mike Nelson
"There's a darkness at the edge of Europe ..." -- Tom Servo
"There's a dead bishop on the landing, dad!"
"There's a dead space-man to see you, sir!" -- Crow T. Robot
"There's a dust in my eyes, that blinds my sight" -Pink Floyd
"There's a frood who really knows where his towel is".
"There's a fundamental importance of learning the alphabet," Abie ceded.
"There's a girl at the bar wants to get me by my balls..."
"There's a great deal more for you to learn." Doctor
"There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold" -Zep
"There's a letter in your mailbox!" - G. Carlin
"There's a life form here. Just one." Kim
"There's a light, burning at the Frankenstein place..."
"There's a light, over at the Frankenstein place." - Brad & Janet
"There's a little Buddha in all of us" <HH The Dalai Lama>
"There's a little bit of Kilrathi prowling around inside of me."-Cobra
"There's a lot more thrust in those jets than I imagined..." - Rachel
"There's a madman in your mirror." -Paul Lauda
"There's a method to this madness, and a message calling to the wild!"
"There's a naked woman in this film and she's NUDE!"
"There's a one in four chance it *will*." Janeway
"There's a pain so insane that I find but cannot tame" - M. Muir
"There's a penguin on the telly!" "What's he doing?" "Standing!"
"There's a pick-up line if I've ever heard one." - Dot
"There's a progress, we have found a way to talk around the problems"
"There's a red house up yonder...yeah that's where my baby stays."
"There's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf & them bears was wall2wall."
"There's a samurai after me!" Sulu
"There's a shocker." - Yakko
"There's a sucker born every minute." P.T. Barnum
"There's a sucker reborn every minute."
"There's a tiddler down me sock." -Penfold
"There's a tree you've never seen before. Want to kill it?"
"There's a voter born every minute." - P.T. Clinton
"There's a war on and we've no time for violence." -- Frank Burns
"There's a way out of any cage, and I'll find it!" -- Pike
"There's a way out of any cage." - Pike
"There's a way out of any cage." -Christopher Pike
"There's a woman in my house." Arturo
"There's already too much flying in this movie." -- Mike Nelson
"There's always a first time." Odo
"There's always been TV. There's just more channels now." - Butt-Head
"There's always one more bug." -- Lubarsky's Law
"There's always one, isn't there? Now, where were we?"
"There's always something magic..there's always something new.."
"There's always something." - Ivanova
"There's always terror to fall back on." -- Hawkeye
"There's always trolling for nurses." -- Trapper
"There's an angel on my shoulder, In my hand a sword of gold" -Zep
"There's an entire fleet decloaking out there!" Dax
"There's an intelligence, a malevoence. It's evil." Kirk
"There's an interesting Chinese curse." Kim
"There's an old Ferengi saying, never ask when you can take." - Quark
"There's an open crater on the rim of the asteroid." Paris
"There's an unceasing wind that blows through the night" -Floyd
"There's another dead Bishop on the landing, Vicar-Sergeant!"
"There's another like you here?" Janeway
"There's baloney in our slacks!"
"There's been a, a change." O'Brien
"There's been another murder, Hengist." Kirk
"There's coffee in that nebula!" -- Captain Janeway
"There's everything in life but hope!" - A Line from "A Lion In Winter"
"There's feline flesh all over the road," Tom said categorically.
"There's going to be a disaster." O'Brien to O'Brien
"There's going to be shooting. Quite a lot of it, I think." - Roland
"There's got to be a way of getting to the M5!" Kirk
"There's got to be a way out of this film!" -- Joel Robinson
"There's hope for you yet, Doctor." Garak
"There's just not enough of his mind left to work with." EHMP
"There's lies, damn lies and statistics." Mark Twain
"There's life here." Troi
"There's more *nothing* in this movie." -- Mike Nelson
"There's more action in the wallpaper!" -- Crow T. Robot
"There's more than a world to win, Eddie." - Roland
"There's more than one way, to cook a cat." --6th Doctor.
"There's more to being a king than getting your way all the time."
"There's more to life than socks, Garfield." "There's underwear."
"There's more where that came from." Janeway
"There's never a 70 year old around when you need one." - 007
"There's never a cop around when you need one." - Al Capone
"There's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen."
"There's never been a problem before." Kira
"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." - Calvin
"There's no BODY-CHECKING in golf!!!"-Charlie Brown, to Lucy.
"There's no Messiah 'ere, a mess, all right, but no Messiah!"
"There's no REAL matter in a hologram!"--Paris <SMACK>--HoloDoc
"There's no accounting for taste!" COLONEL SANDERS
"There's no assassin up here!" -- Mike Nelson
"There's no being like non-being, like no being we know." -- Elton Hall
"There's no bread? Let them eat cake!" -Marie Antoinette
"There's no crying in baseball!" - Tom Hanks
"There's no dark side of the moon, really."
"There's no desert between Pennsylvania and New York!" -- Joel
"There's no dignity in life." -- Fry
"There's no doubt about it; the Companion is female." Kirk
"There's no escape, don't make me destroy you" - Darth Vader
"There's no excuse for not having an excuse."
"There's no film...I'm live." -- Father Mulcahy
"There's no honor in damaging whelps." -- Wisetongue, Get of Fenris
"There's no independent decision-making." Doctor
"There's no intelligent life here Scotty -- Beam me up"
"There's no logic to this at all!" -- Picard
"There's no more valour in you than in a wild duck!" -- Shakespeare
"There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny." - Han Solo
"There's no need for any more of this." EHMP
"There's no need for you to sling your love spuds on the bar-b-q!"-Ace
"There's no one left to rescue." - Dax
"There's no pain." Picard
"There's no place like Rome..." St. Dorothy of Oz
"There's no place like home." "We can only hope."
"There's no place like home." - Dorothy Gale - "The Wizard of Oz"
"There's no place like home." Neelix
"There's no place like taglines, No place like taglines..."
"There's no point in acting all surprised about it." the Vogons
"There's no response." Kim "It's too soon." Torres
"There's no ship to leave! She's a dead hulk!" Kirk
"There's no such thing as Changelings."--Taya to Odo
"There's no such thing as a Vulcan Death Grip!" Chapel
"There's no such thing as a bloody cat license." "Yes, there is!"
"There's no such thing as bad press, Eddie." - Bela Lugosi
"There's no swimming in the heavy water, no singing in the acid rain."
"There's no way I'm kissing him!" - Rick Hunter
"There's no way out of here, Garak." Lovok
"There's no way they gathered that many indians!" - Gen Custer
"There's no wind up or down on this station" - Capt. John Sheriaden.
"There's none in here!" - Wakko (about the vomit bag)
"There's not a natural fiber on that man." -- Mike Nelson
"There's not a partridge in the woods," Tom groused.
"There's nothing like a 15-second nap." -- Hawkeye
"There's nothing like a good hard drive", X. Hollander
"There's nothing like a walk in the fog with a bonnie lass!" - Scotty
"There's nothing like money well spent." Sheriff Buck
"There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded animal." Kirk
"There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito!"
"There's nothing on TV. D'you want to have an argument?"
"There's nothing on my pancakes," Orville said surreptitiously
"There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right
"There's nothing small about messing with time!" * Holly
"There's nothing that would suggest a response." Tuvok
"There's nothing there that would interest you." Jacobs
"There's nothing to figure out." Nog
"There's nothing worse than half-dead rACHT." - Melora
"There's nothing wrong in trying to get your point across."
"There's nothing wrong with a good delusion." - Quark
"There's nothing wrong with demons," was Tom's implicit message.
"There's nothing wrong with him, Quark." Bashir
"There's nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't aggravate."
"There's one assimiiilated every minute." -- P.T. Borg
"There's one assimilated every minute." - Barnum of Borg
"There's one assimilated every minute." -- P.T. Borg
"There's one in every family, sire. Two in mine, actually." --Zazu
"There's one in the Fleet Museum." -- Picard
"There's only one man who can help me!" -Marty McFly
"There's only one other way out of here." Janeway
"There's only one truth about war: people die." - Sheridan
"There's only one way out." Ivanova's Mother
"There's only so much we can take!" -- Tom Servo
"There's powers and then there's powers." -- Shakespeare
"There's protocol to consider." - Ivanova
"There's room for one more", Tom admitted.
"There's safety in unexciting gentlemen," said Mary indulgently.
"There's sixteen ounces in that bag", Tom expounded.
"There's small choice in rotten apples" Shakespear
"There's some RWC thing.pending:)"
"There's some THING in Quark's bar." Bashir
"There's some lovely filth down here." -Adapted from Monty Python
"There's some lovely filth over here..." - The Beast
"There's somebody on the other side of the wormhole." Kim
"There's someone coming up...Someone *serious*" -The Professional
"There's someone else out there, Na'toth" - G'Kar, "Chrysalis"
"There's someone in my head but it's not me" -Floyd
"There's someone in my head, but its not me." -Pink Floyd
"There's somethin' y'all should know: I can't swim." Rembrandt Brown
"There's something I didn't tell you" - Mulder "Something else?" -Scully
"There's something I didn't tell you..." "Something else?"
"There's something I have to do." Sheridan
"There's something about the Parisians--they're so veryFrench." Richie
"There's something about watching myself being killed." -- O'Brien
"There's something bigger here, Scully." - Fox Mulder
"There's something else I have to show you." - Martin, "V"
"There's something not right here." - Luke
"There's something up there, Mulder." - Dana Scully
"There's something wrong with my stomach." - Q
"There's something wrong with the Nagus." Quark
"There's something wrong!" Neelix
"There's spending, and there's spending." - Bill Clinton
"There's suffering and then there's suffering"
"There's that fate thing again."
"There's that fate thing again." - Animaniacs
"There's that fate thing again." - Rita
"There's that smell again! Ewww"
"There's the beach" the family chanted surly
"There's the dog star," Tom said seriously.
"There's the music in the stars." -- Diana
"There's the old man from Scene 24!"
"There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees!" - Floyd
"There's too many! I can't shake 'em!" +O+ +O+ +O+ +O+ +O+
"There's too many! I can't shake 'em!" Ci4 Ci4 Ci4 Ci4 Ci4
"There's too much vermouth in my martini", Tom said dryly
"There's trouble in the forest, and the creatures all have fled."-Rush
"There's two hours of my life I'm never getting back." -- Richie
"There's two ways you can go on this job: my way or The Highway"
"There's your NEXT challenge!" - Picard
"There's your exit, Claymore!" The Shadow
"There's your murder charge!" Kirk
"There, I'm deep fried. We're even. Now gimme a hug." -- Frank
"There, I've run rings around you logically." - from Monty Python
"There, I've said it. I feel better." - Death
"There, Princess...Observe your lifeforms NOW." -Corg
"There, there, keep you hair on." - 007 (Roger Moore - F.Y.E.O.)
"There, you see, I told you it wouldn't take long." Paris
"There-was-su-pposed-to-be an Earth-shatt-er-ing Ka-boom!"-The Martian
"There. I guess King George will be able to read that."
"There. I said it. I'd say it again if I had to." -- Mike Nelson
"There. That'll keep the devil out." -- Joel Robinson
"There. I said it. I'd say it again if I had to." -- Mike Nelson
"There. That'll keep the devil out." -- Joel Robinson
"There. That's the game." Bashir
"There." Kosh
"There... are... FOUR... chickens!"
"There...are...*FOUR*...Lights!!" - Picard
"There...are...FOUR...lights!!" - J. L. Picard
"There..are..FOUR...Lights!!" - Picard
"Theres life in the old girl yet"
"These Baptists are *stupid*, *stupid*, *stupid*.!" -- Ed Wood
"These Founders, Inan, they're very good." Tain
"These are *Highland* bagpipes...Do you feel *Scottish*, punk?"
"These are all my Wiccan/Pagan/Sorta-Christian/Totally irreverant/
"These are all the guys who missed `The Master Ninja'." -- Crow
"These are like European `regular guys'..." -- Tom Servo
"These are my lawyers. My demands are as follows."--Thadius Plotz
"These are my new sunglasses!" Tom glared.
"These are not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant!" -- Judge Doom
"These are not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant"
"These are not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant" - Judge Doom
"These are not the droids you are looking for" 0B1 KN0B
"These are our messages." Chakotay
"These are people, not robots." Kirk
"These are perilous times." Delenn
"These are questions we have no business asking" - Dana Scully
"These are squeeze-toy guitars, Joel!" -- Dr. Forrester
"These are the Pros and Cons of hitchhiking." -- Belle, Bone Gnawer
"These are the credits for `I Dream of Genie'!" -- Tom Servo
"These are the eyes..."
"These are the happiest years of your life!" "You mean it gets WORSE?"
"These are the nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind!"
"These are the times that try men's souls." - T. Paine
"These are the times which try men's souls." -- Paine
"These are the tools we employ and we know... many things."
"These are the voyages ... Oops!" - DS9 opening
"These are the voyages..."
"These are wonderful ribs!", Tom said sparingly.
"These are your own species" - Toq
"These aren't my colors!" - Q
"These aren't my thoughts, my cat walking on the keyboard
"These beings. Are they machines?" -- Worf
"These boots are made for WOKing...." Sounds chewy to me.
"These boots weren't made for walking. Comprende?" - Catwoman
"These boxing gloves are too big," said Tom heavy-handedly.
"These caverns could go on forever." Kira
"These chicks would not talk to us." - Butt-Head
"These clothes. We stole them. We didn't have any money." Kirk
"These credits have nothing to do with the film." -- Tom Servo
"These dinosaurs can't breed!" -- Harding
"These discussions never go where they're supposed to" - Calvin
"These effects aren't very special." - Butt-Head
"These fingers never left my hands." -- Hawkeye
"These footprints lead to...", Tom trailed off.
"These forms are the basis for Klingon combat." Worf
"These genes are dominant", said Tom expressively.
"These guys are as subtle as a brick through a glass window" - Garibaldi
"These guys are easy to kill." -- Joel Robinson
"These guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes." - Butt-Head
"These guys aren't soldiers, they're doctors." -- Col. Potter
"These guys go to great lengths to avoid green's fees." -- Crow
"These guys have no future!" - Butt-Head
"These guys live on the edge." - Butt-Head
"These guys played at the state fair last year." -Butthead on Loverboy
"These guys understand the importance of a good butt." - Butt-Head
"These halls were carved by men while yet they breathed."
"These jokes are from last week's show!" -- Tom Servo
"These jokes turn my stomach," said Tom wretchedly.
"These lines, I'll have no trouble remembering." - Bela Lugosi
"These little crab things are great!" The Tick
"These look like good blades." - Gandalf
"These mating rituals you humans indulge in are quite disgusting." -Q
"These memories. Are used in the trial. As evidence?" Janeway
"These men are to be held at maximum security protective custody, no visitors,
"These pants are not short enough," said Mary hotly.
"These people are natural born idiots if you ask me." - Neelix
"These people are natural-born explorers, Neelix." -- Kes
"These people are natural-born idiots, if you ask me." -- Neelix
"These people are simply fanatics behaving fanatically"
"These people don't know they're on a spaceship." McCoy
"These pineapples are from the workshop of the fairy 'Amy Surplus.'"
"These pretzels are making me thirsty." - in "The Alternate Side"
"These quarters have been vacant for weeks." Sisko
"These restraints will no longer be necessary." Spock
"These ruins extend to the horizon." Kirk
"These scenes are from a completely different movie." -- Tom Servo
"These shoes look like Frankenstein's hand-me-downs." * Cat
"These shots were rejected for `Monster A-Go-Go'." -- Tom Servo
"These special effects aren't very special." -- Butthead
"These things I command you, that ye love one another."
"These things I command you, that you love one another." - John 15:17
"These things are sticking to our hull." Torres
"These things cannot be real." McCoy
"These things have a thousand uses." Sheriff Buck on shovels
"These things on my nose aren't just for show." - Ro Laren
"These untruths we hold to be self-evident" - any Democrat
"These wheels are made for crushing." -- Motormaster
"These will help cut the odds down a little." Cranston
"These... Immortals... how many of them are there?" -- Clancy
"They *are* Euthanasia!" -- Joel Robinson
"They *used* us, Sean. We can help you..." -- Crane
"They ARE ours, the hell." -Spock in ST4:TVH to Gillian
"They ARE part of the world."--Wensel "So are rocks."--Jilana
"They CANNOT be reasoned with" - Worf
"They F*CK you at the drive through! OK?" -- Leo Getz
"They FIT!" -Oj Simpson
"They actually believe that a conspiracy exists!" - Steven, "V"
"They all call it Canada, but I call it home.."
"They all died in terror." -- Troi
"They all get cranky - the Pre-Howling Syndrome, PHS." - Ethyl
"They all have elevated levels of serotonin." Crusher
"They all run away?" "Great, laddy. Stay by me!"
"They already know who we are, so let's get louder!" - J. Biafra
"They also serve who only stand and wait."
"They always bite the hand that lays the golden egg." Sam Goldwyn
"They are *really* exploiting the island locations." -- Crow
"They are a dying race. We should let them die." - Kosh.
"They are agents of Satan!" -- Tom Servo
"They are as they always have been, and are among the worthy."
"They are as they are because they live in the light." - Roland
"They are doing it to us again!" - G'Kar
"They are for religion when in rags and contempt." -- Bunyon
"They are hopping mad." O'Brien
"They are laughing at me, not with me." - Bart's Board
"They are my innards! I will not have them misread by a poseur!"-R.Z.
"They are not Outworlders. They are my friends." Spock
"They are not ready, they would not understand." - Kosh
"They are not the hell your whales." - Spock
"They are so incredibly in Holland." -- Joel Robinson
"They are so old the legends only speak of their childer..."
"They are wax replica's sir." * Kryten
"They are, in fact, the Ambassadors of Unhappiness!" -- Bashir
"They aren't dead...they're metaphysically challenged!"
"They asked me what I did." "I said you were a shelf."
"They asked me what I did." * Rimmer "I said you were a shelf." * Lister
"They asked us to stay for tea and have some fun" -Zep
"They ate the lemur!" -- Crow T. Robot
"They authorized extreme sanction against a civilian?" - Sheridan
"They beamed down." -- Mike Nelson
"They beamed over their cargo." Riker
"They beamed the device directly into the wall." Odo
"They been decafinated." -- Roger Murtaugh
"They believe that only the strong should survive." McCoy
"They blewed it up before we found out what it was." -- Crow
"They bomb horses, don't they?" -- Joel Robinson
"They call it a `royale with cheese'." -- Vincent Vega
"They call it doing a wobbly." - Jackie Stewart.
"They call it the `Bonehead manuver'. No offence." - Cmdr. Ivanova
"They call me John the Conqueror." - The Stand
"They call me MISTER PIG!"
"They call me MISTER Pig!!" --Pumbaa
"They call me The Kid.The Riviera Kid!" -- The Cat
"They called the Enterprise a garbage scow!" Scott
"They came up with yet another boring scene." -- Crow T. Robot
"They came...eight months ago." Aurelan Kirk
"They can have it all back by the morning light..."
"They can polish their medals and sharpen their smiles" -Floyd
"They can send me to college, but thay can't make me think." - James Meredith
"They can still see his headless body, stalking through the night..."
"They can't beat the best." Sunstreaker
"They can't both be right." Paris
"They can't breed, can they?" - Hammond
"They can't prove a thing, and you know it!" - Dire Wolf
"They can't understand. They truly belive the lies" - Tori Amos
"They changed the rules of the fairy tale." -- Julia
"They closed our eyes; our voices have been silenced..."--Mulder
"They could cure that man now, today." Bashir
"They could have killed me!" "They still might."
"They could hide in Chris Makepeace's hair." -- Joel Robinson
"They could not surrender, Captain." Thelev
"They couldn't even navigate their own vessel!" Lore
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--" Gen John Sedgwick
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." - General Sedwick, last words
"They crated me in my sleep!" -- Frank, on Hawkeye & Trapper
"They create desolation, and call it peace" - Tacitus
"They decided to go to Shakeys!" - Crow T. Robot on girl's boobs
"They decorated the airport in an airplane motif..." -- Tom Servo
"They defend their echos as their inheritance." E.Burke
"They didn't call FRANK The Mad Dog of Gilead for nothing."
"They didn't give up without a fight." Scott
"They died because they were incompatible." Banjo Man
"They died quickly, without pain. But they *died*." Spock
"They do not need a false god!" Worf
"They don't call John Caradine `The Voice' for nothing." -- Servo
"They don't choose anything for themselves." Doctor
"They don't do a lot of tap-dancing at weddings." -Crusher
"They don't fit!" -Oj Simpson
"They don't give degrees to the hopelessly *stupid*." -- Kevin
"They don't like you, Mr.Darvin; I wonder why." Kirk
"They don't make better nurses anywhere." -- Col. Potter
"They don't realize I'm a card -carrying genius." - - Calvin
"They don't see me, they see the badge." - Garibaldi
"They don't want to get hit by the bullets." Alexander
"They don't want to lose their only customers." -- Picard
"They don't write them like that anymore." Londo
"They end up busting the zombie for tax evasion..." -- Tom Servo
"They ended up twisting my mind to their way of thinking"
"They fight their war with computers, Captain, totally." Spock
"They flutter behind you your possible pasts...." -Pink Floyd
"They forge their creativity...closer to the heart." -Rush
"They forgot to hang the hostages 10' off the ground." -- Joel
"They found Noah's Arc" - Kenneth Mcabee
"They found it's a trap, like a narcotic." Vina
"They gave me a standing observation." Bill Peterson (Florida St.Coach)
"They give it back. Usually." Paris
"They go in, but they do not come out." Spock
"They got locks on the door at the 7-11s that're open 24 hours"
"They got to him first." - Mulder (Fallen Angel)
"They had a mad posh for hats..." -- Crow T. Robot
"They had no guide for putting me back together." Vina
"They had orders to self-destruct." Thelev
"They had to throw a bucket of water on me & the Mrs." -- Col. Potter
"They hate me, don't they." "Just your guts, sir."
"They hate me, don't they."-"Just your guts, sir." -- Radar to Frank
"They have chosen to ignore the signs." - Yarka
"They have my ship." - Kirk, 'Space Seed'
"They have sown the wind, and shall reap the whirlwind."
"They have spoken froinlavin. Go in we should let them."
"They have stolen the blood of Saulot!" -- Lucien, Salubri
"They have the right to defend themselves." - G'Kar
"They have weapons. You have weapons. Everyone has weapons."
"They hired Sacajewea to be their guide..."
"They hired a temp by the name of Mike, a regular Joe they didn't like"
"They ignore him, they insult him." Kes
"They interrogated me for almost two days straight." Kim
"They jumped right into a Kurasawa film!" -- Tom Servo
"They just signed their own death warrant." Kirk
"They just....didn't....care"
"They keep us down and they keep us out" -- Shakespeare
"They kill all these people, but the credits don't get shorter."
"They kiss like dolphins!" -- Crow T. Robot
"They know everything I know." - Data
"They know he's going to try to profane the ritual." - Roland
"They know that felicium is no longer a medicine." -- Picard
"They know the Federation will send their best." Riker
"They left. And they never saw Stu Redman again." - The Stand
"They lie and then we lie. Where does it end?" -- Hawkeye
"They linger on and take a life of their own. They become ghosts."
"They live at Marcus Welby's house?" -- Tom Servo
"They live in a world which has not moved on." - Roland
"They lived in the woods and ate their children. What a Golden Age!"
"They lost my luggage."--Spock "Sorry."--Scotty
"They love those bell bottom pants..." -- Joel Robinson
"They made me leave without him." Kim
"They make love at the drop of a hat. Any hat." - Geordi LaForge
"They make love at the drop of a hat." - Geordi
"They may be trapped in the event horizon." Janeway
"They may do some more folk dancing." -- Brad Majors
"They may do some more... folk dancing." -- Brad
"They may know more about it than we do." Torres
"They may not kill us, but my driving might." - Mike Donovan, "V"
"They meant it affectionately." - Q
"They miss you." Janeway "As I do them." Tuvok
"They missed. They never miss." - Delenn
"They must be at least a thousand years ahead of us." Sheridan
"They must have a mandatory skull law." -- Joel Robinson
"They must have been praying to some cheap, off-brand Lord." J. Vee
"They must have looked like roast chicken" -- Rimmer
"They must have taken my marbles away" -Floyd
"They must not be allowed to slip through our grasp this time." -- Regis
"They need to invent an intravenous cigarette." -- Sheila Bungee
"They need to invent the stop light." -- TV's Frank
"They need us to be their arms and legs." Aurelan Kirk
"They neither toil nor do they reap." Spock on tribbles
"They never let you live it down. ONE little mistake!" - NERO
"They open with such strong imagery." -- Mike Nelson
"They probably just think we're lost." Torres
"They read love poetry and duck a lot." -- Worf
"They really knew how to PARTY back in those days."--Q
"They refuse to acknowledge I exist!"-Longshot "They're manikins"-Lady
"They rejected me and that fueled my madness!" -- Dr. Forrester
"They remind me of the lilies of the field." Spock on tribbles
"They repaid us with terror and death." Londo
"They reproduce at will... and brother, do they have a lot of will!"
"They run like Shemp." -- Joel Robinson
"They said "Grin and bear it"... so I grinned and bared it!"
"They said it sang to them." - Ivanova
"They said it talked to them in their sleep." Ivanova
"They said they can't give *official* help." - Sheridan
"They said you falsified reports." Kim
"They said you was hung!" "And they was right!"
"They say Confucious does his crossword with a pen..." - Tori Amos
"They say I spread chaos throughout the Universe" - Q
"They say Lt. Dax has a slug in her..." "Really? Who shot her?"
"They say he's pretty weird looking." - S. Ipkiss
"They say she doesn`t like it here"-Quark "Who does."-Odo
"They say there's gold but I'm looking for it" -Floyd
"They say there's no devil, Jim, but there is." Decker
"They say time is the fire in which we burn." - Dr. Soran
"They say you never see the snack with your name on it." -- Crow
"They say you were something in your formative years" - Tori Amos
"They say you will be doing this manually" - Data
"They say, time is the fire in which we burn." -Soran
"They seem like normal homicidal rodent-chasers." -Edison
"They seem to be creatures of extremes." Troi on Romulans
"They seem to be gourged." Spock on tribbles
"They sell there words, but it's all a lie..."
"They sent a case of pipe cleaners to MacArthur's table?!" -- Henry
"They shall beat their swords into plowshares..."
"They shall see me and remember who's the REAL King Under the Mountain!"
"They shook my hand and stabbed my back" - H. Rollins
"They shoot without shame in the name of a piece of dirt" -Rush
"They shot my spare turtlenecks!" -- Joel Robinson
"They should all bite me." - George Carlin, 1994
"They should have expelled all of us." - Wesley Crusher
"They should set a place for Eraserhead!" -- Mike Nelson
"They shoulda had a train scene." -Crow as couple kisses
"They spread us religious fellows rather thin over here." - Mulcahy
"They still believe." Data "Then they are fools." Worf
"They stole his kneecaps..." -- Crow T. Robot
"They stroll into places where no sane Garou would walk alone"
"They suffer as few have suffered, for they cannot find Valhalla."
"They sure picked a bad time to show up!" -Den
"They taste good on hambugers but they don't raise the dead."
"They taste salty." - Cassidy Wright
"They think I need round the clock protection." -- Mike Nelson
"They think they've found the new Messiah!"
"They think we're dead and they're having a *party*?!" - Ro Laren
"They think we're dead and they're having a *party*??!?!"
"They think we're dead and they're having a party?" - Ro
"They threw me a few curves." Kirk
"They threw me out of my subdivision," Orville said distractedly.
"They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them!"
"They took Milton Bradley and turned it into Dr. Phibes..."
"They took your dog home in a people bag." -- Blake to Radar
"They touched. In this way." Makora
"They treat sex like we treat a handshake" - Dr. Franklin
"They tried and failed?" "They tried and died!" - DUNE
"They tried to kill him with a forklift!"
"They turned me into a Borg." "A Borg?!" "Well, I got better."
"They turned me into a Borg." "A Borg?" "Well, I got better." - Picard
"They turned me into a Borg."-"A Borg?"-"I got better..."
"They turned me into a Democrat."
"They turned me into some kind of a...coward." Human Torres
"They wanna make everyone's life miserable!" - Earl on We-Say-So
"They wanted to exsanguinate him." - a little girl on "the X-Files" explaining why the men from the clouds were after her father
"They went to their war." - DT II
"They were abused children." Goose
"They were all left behind, most of them dead, the rest of them dying"
"They were flanking the dark manFlagg was leading the chant."
"They were frozen. I thawed them." Crusher
"They were gonna call this `Danger! Wall-Mounted Guns!'" -- Crow
"They were laughing at me!" * Rimmer
"They were probably stolen while we were unconscious." Sisko
"They were stupid." - Nathan Anderson talking about Epic
"They were travelling at approximately Warp >10<." Spock
"They were tried under rule .303"
"They were wacky!" -- Joel Robinson
"They weren't innocent! They were dangerous!" Lenore Karidian
"They who forgive most shall be most forgiven." - Philip James Bailey
"They will haunt your soul forever!" -- Tom Servo
"They will see me, whether they like it or not." - Delenn
"They wish only to please me!" "Sure, once you spiked the air..."
"They won't be installed until Tuedsay." - Harriman, Star Trek
"They work with their women. And force them to wear clothing!"
"They would rather kill each other than any of us." - Data
"They wouldn't last 5 minutes in Tokyo during monster season."
"They wouldn't say it if it wasn't true." - Earl on TV Ads, Dinosaurs
"They'll be here soon. And they'll stamp you out like a disease."
"They'll declare peace and then where will I be?" -- Hoolihan
"They'll have to destroy this ship to win." Kirk
"They'll never accuse me of using bad language," he swore.
"They'll never catch up! They're 2 sound stages away! -- Joel
"They'll not only benefit humanity, they're tax deductible." -- Frank
"They'll pass each other." Allen "Yes. They will." Sheridan
"They'll want a picture of me at the dinner table," Tom supposed.
"They're Earth Force." - Keffer
"They're Klingon, aren't they?" Byal
"They're Pinky and the Brain! They're Pinky and the Brain!"
"They're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain, , Brain, Brain, Brain!"
"They're [heated] hunting socks. I have a bra like that." -- Klinger
"They're after me!" "They're after you???" - Aladdin/Jasmine (unison)
"They're all God's children. Some more childish than others."-Mulcahy
"They're all dead. They just don't know it yet." - The Crow
"They're all dead??" Garak
"They're all loyal to Earth, if that's what you mean" - Sheridan
"They're all photo negatives of Abe Lincoln!" -- Joel Robinson
"They're all teeth and digestive tract. No brains at all." - Calvin
"They're arming phasers." "Raise shields." "What shields?"
"They're attempting to lock a tractor beam on us." Kim
"They're both. Stubborn." Kirk
"They're called the Stives." - Delenn
"They're calling for another sex maniac murder!" -- Mike Nelson
"They're car pooling for the heist." -- Mike Nelson
"They're carving where no man has carved before!" -- Crow T. Robot
"They're cheating on each other with each other!" -- Tom Servo
"They're coming for you, you know." - Nadine Cross
"They're coming thru the wormhole!" "You mean the Jumpgate, Ivanova?"
"They're coming to GET you, Barbara..."
"They're coming to take me away, HA-HAAAA!"
"They're dead!" "I was only away for 2 minutes!"
"They're dead." * Rimmer "I was only away for 2 minutes!" * Kryten
"They're doctors?!" "Uh, they've had a basic medical training, yes."
"They're eggs, aren't they?" Kirk on silicon nodules
"They're furry, they're funny! They're Babs and Buster Bunny!"
"They're getting back up? I better get outta here!" -- Blackout
"They're getting faster." Tuvok "Faster?" Janeway
"They're going straight for the shuttle." Chakotay
"They're going to decloak and attack in a few hours." O'Brien
"They're gonna send you back to mother in a cardboard box!" -Pink Floyd
"They're gonna spend an eternity in Hell." - Butt-Head
"They're gonna use your X-rays in a textbook!"
"They're headed to Hell..." -- Tom Servo
"They're headhunters *and* they're squeamish?" -- Crow T. Robot
"They're heading for the Gamma Quadrant." Kira
"They're here! Please, keep them away!" Aurelan Kirk
"They're here. I was right." Bender
"They're in each other's line of fire." Claudius
"They're in one of the tunnels, Captain." Paris
"They're just kobolds. What are you worried about?"
"They're just kobolds."
"They're just so...like...weak and flimsy, you know?
"They're just...gone" O'Brien
"They're lobbing aphids at us!" -- Mike Nelson
"They're making good time, for a Lippert film" -- Crow
"They're men! They're HUMAN!"
"They're moving too fast for us." Chekov
"They're my people, and I want to be with them." Odo
"They're nice. Who are they?" - Ned, NED AND STACEY
"They're not dead as long as we remember them." McCoy ST2
"They're not far ahead of us." Janeway
"They're not flesh and blood. Not like me!"- Ren Hoek
"They're not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant." Judge Doom
"They're not taking my ship!" - Eisen
"They're on a collision course with WACKINESS!"
"They're on the same set, at least..." -- Tom Servo
"They're playing our tapes on a television station?" -- Joel
"They're probably foreigners with ways different than our own"-Brad M.
"They're probably gonna bomb the Grateful Dead." -- Tom Servo
"They're quite large. 7 feet tall is not unusual." McCoy
"They're really dumb and easy to kill!" -- Tom Servo
"They're resurrecting Neil Young!" -- Mike Nelson
"They're ripping my place apart!" Quark
"They're sending out tractor beams again." Kim
"They're showing us how far they're willing to go."-Sisko
"They're steam-cleaning the horses!" -- Gypsy
"They're still using money. We've got to find some." -Adm. Kirk
"They're storming the castle again." "Pour hot oil on 'em"
"They're taking potshots at us!" Scott
"They're taking you to die." Merik
"They're talking about my hair, MY HAIR!"
"They're talking from here" Freddie grabs ass.
"They're talking to Charlie Brown's mom!" -- Tom Servo
"They're the ones who declared war, not us." Londo on Narn
"They're the ones with the guns, remember?" Paris
"They're the sweetest, friendliest people in the universe!" Sulu
"They're trying to kill me! I guess I'll park." -- Joel Robinson
"They're trying to pass this off as being written." -- T
"They're unconscious. Load them into the hover-craft."
"They're up to something. I can feel it." - Aahz
"They're using the term `artist' very loosely." -- Crow T. Robot
"They're your own people, Jennifer!" Sisko
"They're" Scratchansniff "YOUR responsibility!" Plotz
"They're..." Scratchy "YOUR responsibility!" Plotz
"They've already blown it..." -- Crow T. Robot
"They've been acting weird all morning." - Tenchi
"They've got as much sex appeal as a road accident." - Ford Prefect
"They've got us surrounded again, the poor bastards." -Abrams
"They've got us surrounded. The poor bastards."
"They've just been attacked by a Maquis interceptor." Kira
"They've kept what's left of him as a figurehead." Kirk on Gill
"They've locked onto my tricorder!" Spock
"They've shown me ways to lose I never knew existed." - Casey
"They've stolen Mr. Smarty pants and we've lost our porpoise!" - Soren
"They've taken out our field generators." Dax
"They've worked themself into a state of mild concern." -- Servo
"Thhhh thhhh thhhhh thhhhhats all fokes!" -- Porkey Pig
"Thick, lustrous hair is very important to me." (George)
"Thief! THIEF Baggins! We hates it, we hates it, we hates it FOREVER!"
"Thief! Thief! Baggins! We hates it, We hates it for ever!"
"Thief" is so ugly. I prefer "creative acquisition specialist."
"Thief" is ugly. I'm a "Creative Acquisition Specialist".
"Thief"is so ugly, I prefer "Creative Acquisition Specialist."
"Thieves demand your money or your life Women want both!"
"Thing about valkyries and angels, they're too pure." - Loki
"Thing, you're a handful." - Morticia Addams
"Things Go Better With Coca-Cola" - 1963
"Things are always at their best in the beginning." --Pascal
"Things are always happening to me," said Tom incidentally.
"Things are better here!" * Rimmer
"Things are not always as they seem." MANDRAKE
"Things are only impossible until they are not." -Picard
"Things don't bug you if you don't think about them." - - Calvin
"Things go better with Coke." - 1981
"Things have been set in motion and I don't have much time" - Delenn
"Things have changed, Eric, and they will never be the same."
"Things like that always happen in this family!" - Lisa
"Things suddenly became poignant." -- Crow T. Robot
"Things tend to be made of chemicals."
"Things tend to be made of chemicals." - my friend Jason making fun of my friend Sarah
"Things went a little ca-ca...."- Al Calavicci
"Things were getting just a trifle flaky around the edges."
"Things you never hear people say: 'Hand me that Piano!'" - G. Carlin
"Things you never hear people say: `Please saw my legs off.'" - Carlin
"Think Coca-Cola" - 1947
"Think I could take her for a spin?"--Amelia Earhart at Voyager's helm
"Think I'll adopt this as my little favorite thingie"
"Think I'll put this woodchuck on my head..." -- Tom Servo
"Think I'll stroll to the front & see how the shooting's going."-Hawk
"Think I'll walk down Certain Doom Lane..." -- Mike Nelson
"Think about it." - Aahz
"Think about the future!" - Jack Napier
"Think again, you big blue DINK!" - The Fin
"Think back to the days when life was Care free, Tax free & Fat free"-MR
"Think fast, Spidy!" Spiderman
"Think harder, Homer." Bart Simpson
"Think it'll work?" "It would take a miracle" -P. Bride
"Think like a man of action and act like a man of thought." -- Bergson
"Think not you can direct the course of love..." -- Gibran
"Think of a number, any number" "Er, 5." "Wrong. You see?"
"Think of how stupid the average person is" - George Carlin
"Think of it as a going-away present." - Q
"Think of it as evolution in action." - Niven & Pournelle
"Think of me fondly, when we've said goodbye." - Christine Daae
"Think of peace and honor - and act upon that only!" - A. Force Stud.
"Think of the things you can do with this money!" - JCS
"Think of this as your first away mission, Doctor." Janeway
"Think of your forefathers- Think of your posterity!"
"Think the Gods are in a meeting right now?" -- Mike Nelson
"Think they fantasize about wearing business suits?" -- Crow
"Think we'll freeze to death before the jackals get us?" -- Joel
"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?" -- Force
"Think your kinda neat...then she tells me I'm a creep..."
"Think. Think think. Think," said Pooh, and got a headache.
"Thinkers of the world, unite!" - Ken Stuckas..
"Thinking 'bout the friends we lost, wondering how to pay the cost"
"Thinking about the dreams we lost..." -Coverdale/Page
"Thinking about the overhead - the underfed."
"Thinking sucks!" -- Beavis
"Third time this year."- Detective "Eleventh time, actually..."- FM
"Thirty Buffalo Shots Over Tokyo!" -- Tom Servo
"Thirty credits a week!" Sheridan
"Thirty hours of pain, all at once" - The Crow
"Thirty second materialistic sound bites." -- Tom Servo
"Thirty seconds ago there wasn't a cloud in the sky." Kirk
"Thirty seconds to meltdown." "Phew! Saved by the bell!"
"Thirty seconds--HURRY!"--Quark
"Thirty-five cars of young girls. Packed in ice." -- Crow T. Robot
"This Bob can't really exist!" -- Sheriff Harry Truman
"This Borg has disconnected himself." Crosus
"This Bud's for you," said Tom lightly.
"This Charlie Brown must have been a very wise man." -- Riker
"This Clan of betrayers must be destroyed." -- Shamish, Ventrue
"This IS fun, are you mad?" * Rimmer
"This Jacks for you" < (c) '91 Nick Moga >
"This Nexus of yours is very clever." Kirk
"This Old Starship!" With your host, Montgomery Scott.
"This Sucks!!" -Bevis
"This Suitcase For Hire!" -- Crow T. Robot
"This above all; to thine own self be true." - Shakespeare
"This action sequence brought to you by..." -- Tom Servo
"This ain't medium, it's the extra large stuff." -Hoagie
"This ain't the harmony echo, dipshit." - Robert Curry
"This appears to be a biological depository." Tuvok
"This baby's got a few surprises left in her, sweetheart." - Han Solo
"This banana is an orange." -Lister, Red Dwarf: BBC
"This bananna is an orange." * Lister
"This be madness, yet there is a method in it." -- Shakespeare
"This better be good... you got shot last time!"
"This bites!" -- Crow T. Robot
"This boat leaks", Tom said balefully.
"This boat leaks", said Tom balefully.
"This bounty hunter is my kind of scum. Fearless and inventive." - Jabb
"This boy feels the need... for speed!"-Freddy Krueger
"This calls for a subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence." - Vyvyan, YOUNG ONES
"This calls for expensive testing!"
"This calls for expensive testing!"
"This calls for extreme measures! Arm the Electric Bagpipes!"
"This calls for immediate discussion!"
"This can be no trick!" -- Benedict
"This can be the Swayziest Christmas of them all!"
"This can't be! Artoo, you're playing the wrong message." - C-3PO
"This car handles much easier after 3 martinis." -- Crow T. Robot
"This chick plays with confederate money." (Elaine)
"This chicken has no beak", said Tom impeccably.
"This chicken has no beak," Tom said impeccably.
"This city has a heart as big and grimy as all outdoors!" (Tick)
"This city is the tuba capitol of the world, Frank!"
"This clock. I gave this clock to Bones." Kirk
"This club better be worth it!" - Homer Simpson
"This coffee tastes like mud!" "Well, it was ground this morning."
"This cold water is a blessing!" -- Father Mulcahy
"This computer display is shocking," said Tom electrically.
"This computer wants 4 bits at a time," Tom nibbled.
"This confusion is my illiusion..."
"This conversation didn't exist."
"This could be a setback for pasty white skin." -- Crow T. Robot
"This could be messier than I thought." -- Al Calavicci
"This could be what you'd call a command decision." -- Col. Blake
"This country belongs to the people who inhabit it." - Lincoln
"This creature, whatever it was, performed no free miracles."
"This crosswalk is non-canon!" (and then he was promptly run over.)
"This cute thing has lost it's specialness for me...."
"This day is dedicated to Uranus." "Why, thank you! I'm flattered!"
"This deal's getting worse all the time." - Lando
"This decision could change your life!" * Rimmer's Mother
"This didn't really happen..." -- Tom Servo
"This dinner is made from young calves," Tom revealed.
"This director has out-Wooded Ed Wood." -- Mike Nelson
"This doesn't look like your bedroom." "No, no, it's not. It's better." - Picard and Kirk in a barn
"This dosen't look like the Lincon Tunnel, Sam." - Max
"This duel is pointless!" - "It better be! We're both clerics!"
"This dugout is infested," said Tom trenchantly.
"This emotion chip is the only answer." Data
"This equipment was designed for a different era." - Scott
"This fall on ABC: `Get Courtney Love'." -- Crow T. Robot
"This feeling as the dawn.... it turns to gray..."
"This field is filled with extreme horror." -- Tom Servo
"This film has all the qualities of a John Derrick film." -- Crow
"This film is brought to you by the Nerd Council." -- Tom Servo
"This film is full of splices. It's not my fault." -- Klinger
"This film makes `The Unearthly' look like Citizen Kane."
"This film was a dog!" -- Crow T. Robot
"This film wastes no precious screen time with the plot." -- Crow
"This find this thing you Earthlings call 'humor' most unsettling."
"This foxy biker chick's Ginsu bra-snappler..." -- Crow T. Robot
"This glove is a smallThis must be Mr. Bailey's." -- Marcia Clark
"This glove isn't as good," Tom submitted.
"This god's dead." "No, he moved." "You pushed him!"
"This goes way beyond professional curiosity, doctor." - Bruce Wayne
"This grief is crowned with consolation." -- Shakespeare
"This guy deserves to be zotted. He really does."--UseNet Oracle
"This guy gives awkward adolescence a bad name." -- Crow T. Robot
"This guy has Renaissance Farie written all over him..."
"This guy makes coffee nervous." - Bobby Heenan on the Ultimate Roider
"This guy needed a video club card?" * Rimmer
"This guy seems pretty cool." - Butt-Head
"This guy's incorrigable!" The Mask
"This guy's like a bad penny!" -- Tom Servo
"This had all the qualities of a John Derek film." -- Tom Servo
"This has been a Filmways presentation, dahling." -- Mike Nelson
"This has been a grave undertaking", said Tom cryptically.
"This has been a public service announcement..." - The Mask
"This has been a test of the National Aardvark System."
"This has been another... <CRASH>... Useless Fact." - Yakko
"This has indicated that I am damaged in some fashion" - Data
"This has nothing to do with my friends or my feelings." -- Garek
"This has only yet begun to bite!" -- Crow T. Robot
"This has the tone of an Incredible Hulk episode..." -- Mike Nelson
"This has to be done on the Q.T., G'kar." - Sheridan
"This has to be stopped at the source." - G'Kar
"This has to be the wrong year!" -Marty McFly
"This has to work." Kim
"This hat's not big enough for both of us" -Guinan
"This here is the sub-atomic structure of a quark." -- "Jesse"
"This here's the butt of choice!" -- Tom Servo
"This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land."
"This hobby would be a pain if it were using Babbage Engines." - Zorch
"This house is like Russia, with eyes cold and grey" - Tori Amos
"This incarnation has been my most gruelling." -- Dalai Lama
"This installation has a certain dollar value." "They can bill me!"
"This is >NOT< what I signed up for." - Kira
"This is *not* a bright idea." Ro
"This is *not* what I signed up for." -- Kira
"This is *so* wrong..." -- Mike Nelson
"This is *still* better than `Iron Eagle'." -- Crow T. Robot
"This is @TO@ of TLX." "He's eta, Jim."
"This is Abuse. Arguments are down the hall." - from Monty Python
"This is Acting Captain Data." - Data
"This is Apdor." - Richard Franklin
"This is Beverly. DOCTOR Beverly. DOCTOR BEVERLY CRUSHER!!" - Picard
"This is Blue Alpha . . . Standby."--"Jack," Chrysalis
"This is COOL!" - Butt-Head
"This is Captain, this is the captain of the Enterprise."
"This is David, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off."
"This is Delenn of the Minbari, Babylon 5 is under our protection"
"This is Elvis. Any messages for me?"
"This is Gary Caplan of FIDO & RIME." "He's the *Tagline Addict*, Jim!"
"This is HMAS Melbourne taglCRUNCH^@#!@$#NO CARRIER"
"This is Jacobs'. I recognize it." Franklin
"This is Janeway. Please repeat your last transmission." Janeway
"This is Kathy Ireland for Coleman lanterns. <Tee hee hee hee>"
"This is Landru." Marplon "Open it." Kirk
"This is Lord's Cricket Ground, isn't it?!" -Arthur Dent.
"This is MY FIGHT!" Hercules
"This is Major Tom to ground control..."
"This is Marianne. I include her in all my holodeck programs."
"This is Mission Control. We have lift off!" -- Freefall
"This is Mister... This is Gath." Janeway
"This is Mr. Worf, our security officer. Would you like to shoot him?"
"This is Mururoa tagl#@$#%$%NO CARRIER"
"This is NOT good. I Tell me about it." - Garibaldi
"This is NOT what I signed up for!" -- Kira
"This is Odo--I could really use some help up here!"--Odo
"This is Odo. My lover."--Kira Nerys
"This is Odo... my lover."
"This is Penguin Lust at its UGLIEST!" - Otis Oracle
"This is Q speaking for Captain Jean-Luc Picard." Q
"This is Quark you're talking to, remember?" - Quark
"This is Quark you're talking to, remember?" r, or Babylon 5.
"This is Richard Hsiung of TLX." "He's eta, Jim."
"This is Rick Burwell of Tag-X Pro." "He's eta, Jim."
"This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off."
"This is Ron Janorkar of TAG-X PRO." "He's lpha AND eta, Jim!"
"This is Rush Limbaugh reporting live from Washington. AGGGHHH!"
"This is SUPPOSED to be a Collective!"--Tom, WTNE
"This is Worf, our security officer. Would you like to beat him up?"
"This is a 'black card situation, end of conversation'." -- Lister
"This is a Ferengi tagline. Pay before you read it."
"This is a Freudian dream..." -- Crow T. Robot
"This is a Kodak moment!" -- Crow T. Robot
"This is a Terellian cargo freighter, isn't it?" Picard
"This is a `no smoking' cave..." -- Crow T. Robot
"This is a completely hedonistic society." McCoy on Argelia
"This is a copy; I want you to make me the original." - s.w.
"This is a court of space law, not a theater." Menendez
"This is a cross-section of my positronic net." - Data
"This is a dangerous planet. Don't delete the pattern buffer!"
"This is a day to remember, Major." Kirk
"This is a fine place to hesitate" RUSH -Between Sun & Moon
"This is a great film for flinching." -- Crow T. Robot
"This is a helluva time to think of this." - Ivanova
"This is a job for . . . AACK! WAAUGHHH!! . . . someone else." - Calvin
"This is a job for Regular Guy!" -- Crow T. Robot
"This is a job for--AACK! WAAUGHHH!!--someone else."--Calvin
"This is a job for.. AACK! WAAUGHHH!! ...someone else." - Calvin
"This is a job for...someone else." -- Calvin
"This is a job forAACK! WAAUGHHH!! ...someone else." - Calvin
"This is a job forCorn Job!" -- Crow T. Robot
"This is a joke. A joke on me, a joke on the universe." -Q
"This is a lot of tripe. You know that." The Brain
"This is a mistake! Kang must not have known!" -- Koloth
"This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity." - Jack Kervorkian
"This is a place of learning, not a house of..hearing about things."
"This is a plate. It contains food." Kirk
"This is a pretty wimpy Old West!" -- Tom Servo
"This is a pro-business plan" - Bill Clinton
"This is a put on, right?" - Skeeve
"This is a real Lucy and Viv situation..." -- Joel Robinson
"This is a really strange place to find a Jedi Master." - Luke
"This is a really strong drug", Tom concluded.
"This is a simple one, Colonel. Cover me while I fire the Behemoth."
"This is a stick up! Give me all your lupins!" -D. Moore
"This is a terrible lapse of logic."
"This is a test
"This is a two-headed sword:it could grow like a mushing room." -G.Lewis
"This is a very old trick." Janeway
"This is absurd!" - Bloski
"This is absurd." EHMP
"This is abuse. Arguments are down the hall."
"This is agent DC138621S113 - Code name "D"
"This is all *your* doing, @LN@!" -- David Voss
"This is all a bad dream..." - The Penguin
"This is all from memory", Tom wrote.
"This is all from the steering wheel's point of view." -- Tom Servo
"This is all speculation, Commander." - Dejar
"This is all the power you ever had, and now it's mine."
"This is all your fault, you know." Paris
"This is an EX-parrot!"
"This is an SOS distress tagline from the mining ship Red Dwarf
"This is an astonishing breakthrough." Romulan
"This is an exciting challenge for us." (This had better work!)
"This is an execution... I never had a chance..." -- Lucas Kagan
"This is an honor that thrills me down to my toenails." -- Henry
"This is an imitation diamond," said Tom stonily.
"This is an impatient baby." -- Pulaski
"This is an outrage!" --G'Kar "No, this is insurance." --Sinclair
"This is an unprecedented medical procedure." Doctor
"This is ancient Greece! They didn't have ruins yet!" -- Crow
"This is as real as your so-called life gets." -Q
"This is as vile as the Threepenny Opera", said Tom curtly.
"This is awful. So awful I'm groaning myself to death!" - Anarion
"This is better than Leningrad!" - Chekov
"This is blackmail!" -Quark "No,...it's just *business*." -Odo
"This is called `Follow the Burning Doctor'." -- Crow T. Robot
"This is called sympathetic magic." Sylvia
"This is complex," Tom calculated differentially.
"This is crazy. This is just impossible." Chakotay
"This is curare! Didn't you read the bottle?" -- Hawk to Winchester
"This is definitely illegal." -The Tick
"This is different than I remember." Riker
"This is disgusting!!!" -The Tick
"This is down. Down is good. This is up. Up is no." - Data, to Spot
"This is down. Down is good. This is up. Up is 'no'."--Data
"This is even better than a DuckTales episode, Brain!"
"This is even more painful than it looks." Homer Simpson
"This is exactly how I lost my liscense." - Nancy.
"This is fascinating Don" -- Herb the Penguin
"This is for his own good, right?" -- Tom Servo
"This is from my private stock!" -- Quark "No it isn't!" -- Rom
"This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them" - Q
"This is getting to be a very long day!" Diolus
"This is going out to one of you, whoever you are." -- Servo
"This is going to be a long day" - Peter Caine
"This is going to be hard to watch!" -- Crow T. Robot
"This is going to take a little time to explain" - Riker
"This is gonna be a *really* long night!" Scott Calvin
"This is gonna be cool." - Butt-Head
"This is gonna be exciting!!" - Geordi
"This is gonna be much better'n pancakes!" -- Crow T. Robot
"This is gonna hurt like hell."
"This is gonna suck!" -- Crow T. Robot
"This is good music.", said Data, composing himself
"This is good. Definitely good." - Runt
"This is heavy." -Marty McFly
"This is highly irregular, Dave..."
"This is history on the hoof!" -The Tick
"This is hopeless. Death would be preferable." Worf
"This is hopeless. Fighting would be preferable."--Worf,
"This is how he murdered the mystery writer", Tom described.
"This is how it begins..." -- Tommy
"This is how to put an imp in a restraining jacket", Tom demonstrated.
"This is incredible." - Q
"This is incredible." Sisko
"This is insane!" Vir "Insanity is part of the time!" Londo
"This is irritating." - Butt-Head
"This is it!" - Ivanova
"This is it, Radar. We're approaching Nirvana." -- Hawkeye
"This is it. There's the core, over there." Lt. Riker
"This is just a simulation, Lewis. None of this is real."--Barclay
"This is just another altar in the Church of Pain." - The Crow
"This is just for you and your daddy ... a sort of father-son...thing."
"This is kinda irritating." -Butt-Head
"This is largely as I predicted, except the Silly Party won."
"This is like a bad production of a Chekov play." -- Crow
"This is like a totally different movie..." -- Joel Robinson
"This is like all wimpy and stuff." - Beavis
"This is like watching paint dry." -- Tom Servo
"This is loneliness. Oh, what a bitter thing." Companion/Hedford
"This is meaningful only to a small select group," Tom added defusingly.
"This is merely a hollow tube, Captain." Spock
"This is mine; that's mine [repeat to fade] - Cat
"This is more than Chemistry 101, man." -- Tetsuo Shima
"This is more... Klingon stuff, isn't it?" -- Alexander
"This is musical masturbation!" - Butt-Head
"This is mutiny!" said Tom bountifully.
"This is mutiny, Mister!" Kirk "Yes, sir, it is!" Leslie
"This is my *BANG STICK*!" -- Ash
"This is my *BOOMSTICK*, you cretins!" -- Ash
"This is my Graceland, Sir." - Ace Ventura
"This is my Spock officer, Commander First, and Dr. McNeil..."--Kirk
"This is my favorite Chinese soup," Tom said wantonly.
"This is my favorite episode!" -- Rita
"This is my fleet of Elvis impersonators." -- Joel Robinson
"This is my honored duty, sir." -- The Ghurka
"This is my robot. There are many like it, but this one is mine."
"This is my second life." --James Bond
"This is my ultimate weapon. Robo A-Ko 839." -- B-Ko
"This is my world, and welcome to it." -- Crow T. Robot
"This is no computer! This is my arch enemy!" - O'Brien
"This is no manual shift car," Tom said automatically.
"This is no more magic than a pair of fuzzy dice" - Dana Scully
"This is no time for heroics!" - C-3PO
"This is no time for love!" -- Joel Robinson
"This is not a Borg identification" - Picard
"This is not a black-and-white issue," Tom intoned.
"This is not a court of law." -- Duncan MacLeod
"This is not a daffodil! Repeat: This is not a daffodil!" -Holly
"This is not a false alarm, this is not a test" -Rush
"This is not a good time, Keiko." "It's not open for debate!"
"This is not a mission. It's personal." Picard
"This is not a moment I've been looking forward to." - Q
"This is not a wise thing for you to do." - Delenn
"This is not a zoological expedition." Kirk
"This is not goodbye. It's just I won't ever see you again." - Drebbin
"This is not like the simulation.. THAT delivery was orderly" - Worf
"This is not my life!" Picard/Kamin
"This is not some place you just wander into." Washuu-chan
"This is not the cattle market of Shaum Hii." - Pellaeon
"This is not the classroom, this is recess." -- Barb Jernigan
"This is not the kind of guy to wack a kid." - Joe Dawson
"This is not the way to attract the convention crowd." Salmoneus
"This is not what I had in mind." Janeway
"This is offensive on so many levels." -- Joel Robinson
"This is one of god's creatures"-Sister
"This is one of my... medical instruments." -- Crusher
"This is one of those joke things, isn't it."--Odo
"This is one of those thinking problems, isn't it?" Tick
"This is one puppet who doesn't like her strings pulled." -- Kira
"This is our Big Exit. Remember...it's "the Deadly Bulb!" [The Tick]
"This is our new song, `Plastic Man'!" -- Dr. Forrester
"This is our point of origin: the star we know as Sol." Kirk
"This is part of that Klingon stuff, isn't it?" -- Alexander
"This is power steering," Tom said automatically.
"This is prefect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air." C.Gowdy
"This is really getting on my nerves, now that I have them."-Q
"This is really weird, Herc!" -- Crow T. Robot
"This is ridiculous." Janeway
"This is ridiculous." Kes
"This is sad." - Slappy
"This is science, not Romper Room!" -- Dr. Forrester
"This is so *almost* Mitchell..." -- Tom Servo
"This is something that just can't be understood." -Rush
"This is supposed to be me?" Sheridan
"This is the Central Scrutinizer...." - F. Zappa, JOE'S GARAGE
"This is the Coda," said Tom finally.
"This is the Engineering section." Kirk
"This is the Enterprise. I'm Jean-Luc Picard."
"This is the Messiah, the Chosen One!" "No he's not!"
"This is the Nexus?" "For you. This is where you wanted to be." - Picard and Guinan in the Nexus
"This is the Truth, this is Bob..." -- The Teachings of Bob
"This is the `A-Go-Go' part." -- Joel Robinson
"This is the best biography of me I've ever read." Lawrence Welk
"This is the best tasting sword ever!" -- Mike Nelson
"This is the big chase scene, folks!" -- Crow T. Robot
"This is the castle of my master, Dweezil Water!"
"This is the castle of my master, Guido La Woppa!"
"This is the city. I work here. I carry a badge."
"This is the coffee machine..." - R.McNeil about the Reaction Chamber
"This is the current rewrite of 'Ode to Spot.'" - Data
"This is the day the teddy bears fly to venus..." -- Tom Servo
"This is the doctor speaking." Doctor
"This is the engines. Scotty can't take much more!"
"This is the female's *true* appearance." The Keeper
"This is the first sentence in a new paragraph." -David Moser
"This is the first step towards my thesis", said Tom abstractly.
"This is the future. People translated as data." -Bryce Lynch
"This is the general's jack!" - Radar. "Salute it and get in." - Hawk
"This is the gift?" Quark
"This is the greatest country in America." Bill Peterson FL St coach
"This is the greatest thing since sliced toothpaste." -- Synners.
"This is the hairshirt I wear; it's woven from your brown hair."--BNL
"This is the happiest moment of my life! No, this is. No, this is!"
"This is the key to a new order." - Tron
"This is the kind of scene Ed Wood does really well." -- Nelson
"This is the land of my family." Spock
"This is the language you will NOT be hearing tonight!" - G. Carlin
"This is the last sentence of the story. This is. Sorry." -David Moser
"This is the leap from Hell! When is it going to end?" -- Sam
"This is the left..." "Doh!" "This is the right..." "Dohhh!!"
"This is the light-hearted portion of our movie..." -- Crow
"This is the longest continuous vomit seen on Broadway.."
"This is the machine that goes 'PING!'"
"This is the milkshake replicator."-Mulgrew about the Reaction Chamber
"This is the moment I was BORN for! Now go, GO, GOOOOOOOOO!"
"This is the most common language used on micros," said Tom basically.
"This is the most dramatic asbestos suit scene..." -- Joel Robinson
"This is the most exciting asbestos suit scene I've ever seen."
"This is the most prized of royal jewels, for your lovely neck!" Petri
"This is the ninth possibility, Leo." -- Murtaugh
"This is the one I'll be remembered for." - Ed Wood
"This is the panel I saw myself open." O'Brien
"This is the really real world, there aint no comin' back!"
"This is the really real world; there ain't no coming back..." -- Crow
"This is the shabby furnished room of my dreams..." -- Crow
"This is the shot they used for the album cover." -- Tom Servo
"This is the small-intestine-scope..." -- Joel Robinson
"This is the strangest debate format I've ever seen." -- Joel
"This is the uniform of a great man! Does he know you're wearing it?"
"This is the way. Walk ye in it." -- Isiah 30:21
"This is the worst disaster in CA since I was elected." Pat Brown
"This is time travel," Tom said relatively.
"This is too easy a city to die in" -- Mari Cabrah, Black Fury
"This is too easy!" -Jim Crawford
"This is too silly--I'm putting an end to it!"
"This is top priority." Janeway
"This is tranya I hope you relish it as much as I." -- Belok
"This is true... but unhelpful." Arthur
"This is virtual reality? I may be sick...." - Sam
"This is weird, listening to them plan our funeral." Geordi
"This is what happens when you bob for french fries." -- Crow
"This is what we call The Muppet Show!" SWISH <<<<BLAM>>>>
"This is what you wanted, this is what you're gonna get!"
"This is what's known in film lingo as `filler'." -- Crow T. Robot
"This is where Donny and Marie usually come out." -- Joel
"This is where Forrest Gump shows up." -- Crow T. Robot
"This is where I belong." Bashir
"This is where heroes are made." - Bashir
"This is where it gets a little wild, Captain." La Forge
"This is where it gets a little wild..." -- LaForge
"This is where the Pink Panther comes in..." -- Crow T. Robot
"This is where they play the wedding march on bongos..." -- Servo
"This is where you pucker up and kiss my ass" - Skinner to Cancerman
"This is where you pucker up and kiss my ass."--Skinner
"This is why Ed Wood gets final cut." -- Crow T. Robot
"This is worse than anything imaginable." -- Sam Beckett
"This is your brain on the box. This is my brain on the box." -Riddler
"This is your brain on the box..." - The Riddler
"This is your brain. This is your brain on a Beakman." -- Josie
"This is your brain....this is your brain watching MANOS
"This is your chance." "To run away?" -- Ariel/Sebastian
"This is your favorite transporter room, isn't it?" Picard to O'Brien
"This is your idea of protection?" Seska
"This is your opponent, Earthling." Gorn Captain to Kirk
"This is... excuse my language... damn good coffee." -- Cooper
"This isAll the power you ever had, and now it's mine."
"This isexcuse my languagedamn good coffee." -- Cooper
"This isn't Hell, but you can see it from here." - The Crow
"This isn't MAD MAX.....it's SAD MAX!"
"This isn't a club, you can't just cancel your membership." -- MacLeod
"This isn't a computer! It's my arch enemy!" -- O'Brien
"This isn't a holodeck, darling; this is real." - O'Brien
"This isn't a mealit's an autopsy!" -- The Cat
"This isn't a movie! It's an employment program!" -- Crow
"This isn't a starship, Major." - O'Brien
"This isn't a very good damnation sequence." -- Crow T. Robot
"This isn't about guts. She wants your head!"
"This isn't about guts. She wants your head!" -- Duncan MacLeod
"This isn't an accident that you're here, someone needs you."
"This isn't another singularity. It's the same one." Paris
"This isn't blood money. It's a..." "A fee!" "A fee, nothing more."
"This isn't brain surgery; it's just television."
"This isn't charming....it's CREEPY!"
"This isn't digital." Anna logged.
"This isn't flying! It's falling, with style!" <Buzz Lightyear>
"This isn't going to go away. Neither will I." - Dr. Stephen Franklin
"This isn't much of a cheese shop, is it?"
"This isn't my pet, this is my LUNCH!" -- Worf
"This isn't over, Benjamin." Kira-2
"This isn't real turtle soup," said Tom mockingly.
"This isn't reality this is fantasy!" - Uhura
"This isn't right. This isn't even wrong."
"This isn't right. This isn't even wrong." -- Wolfgang Pauli, on a paper submitted by a physicist colleague
"This isn't some Deep Space franchise!" --- Ivanova, Babylon 5
"This isn't some deep space franchise!" -- Ivanova, TAtHL, by P. David
"This isn't the Dark Ages! This is 60 Million BC!" - Robbie
"This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce!" - Janet Weiss
"This isn't the Right Stuff. Its just *some* stuff!" -- Mike
"This just in... GDW apologizes for Dangerous Journeys..."
"This kind of help we don't need." - Sinclair
"This land is your land, this land is my land...." --Woody Guthrie
"This laughing thing!" huh "What's with this laughing thing?!?" huh
"This linament makes my arm smart." "Better rub some on your head."
"This lion is a very fox for his valor." -- Shakespeare
"This little baby has to go winky-tink all the time." Madeline Kahn
"This little one's not worth the trouble." - O. Kenobi
"This looks like a fine place for a murdah." Moe.
"This looks like a job for - DarkWing Decoy!"
"This looks like a job for a Mighty Morphin' Rangerette!" __Supergirl
"This looks like a job for the Caped Chameleon!!"...
"This looks like a major debug" - Rollins
"This looks like a matter of mind over mallard" - DarkWing Duck
"This looks like a psychotropic reaction" - Wesley
"This looks like a safe place to camp."
"This makes sense. Hence, there is no way in hell it'll happen."--Tom
"This man broke his arm!" "Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a...Er, Ok.."
"This man is >MY< problem!" Kirk re Finnegan
"This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. F. G. Superman"
"This man is scaring me." - Wakko
"This man is wearing a push-up bra. NOW he's pleasing."
"This man needs nitrogen!" - Yakko "You mean oxygen." - Dot
"This man's dying! Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a.. err, oh, right."
"This man's dying!" "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not...oh."
"This man's dying!" "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a oh, right!"
"This man's dying!" "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not...oh."
"This man's dying!" - "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not...oh."
"This man's wearing a push-up bra. Now HE'S pleasing!" -- Crow
"This marble is as slippery as this marble." -Zaphod
"This may smell bad kid." - Han
"This means war!" "I thought it meant touchdown?"
"This means war!" "I thought it meant touchdown?" - Animaniacs
"This means war!" - Mr. Tator "I thought it meant touchdown?" - Yakko
"This meat is hard to chew," Tom beefed jerkily.
"This message is illogical." --Spock
"This message is too good to pass up."
"This message needs more explosions and close-ups of butts." - Butthead
"This microfiche goes back where it belongs," said Tom complacently.
"This minor bepetal species doesn't take kindly to being kidnapped."
"This model has been recalled!" -- The Guyver
"This moment may be brief, but it can be so bright"-RUSH
"This morning I distinctly heard "Snap, crackle, f*ck you." -- Carlin
"This morning I distinctly heard snap, crackle %&*! you." - G. Carlin
"This morning was a very good year." -- Trapper, on Swamp hooch
"This morning, I've gotta shave," said Tom, bristling.
"This moth-eaten wizard look is very clever." - Eric Thurley
"This movie *was* like watching paint dry." -- Tom Servo
"This movie has a real Viewmaster quality." -- Crow T. Robot
"This movie has become abstract." -- Tom Servo
"This movie has deep meaning in some hoary dreamworld." -- Nelson
"This movie is fraught with meaningful looks." -- Tom Servo
"This movie just `faced' us..." -- Crow T. Robot
"This movie looks like a dramatization of a movie." -- Crow
"This movie's equipped with air-bags!" -- Tom Servo
"This movie's filled to the brim with chin..." -- Mike Nelson
"This must be Nebraska", Tom stated flatly.
"This must be Thursday--I never could get the hang of Thu
"This must be Thursday--I never could get the hang of Thursdays." Dent
"This must be a flame", said someone intelligent
"This must be an aerobics class," Tom worked out.
"This must be an exciting time for you" - Picard
"This must be the high-voltage lead," said Tom crisply.
"This must be the place." - Mulder after bumpy plane ride (1x01)
"This must be very strange for you." Troi
"This never happened to the other feller." - 007 (George Lazenby)
"This nonsense has gone far enough." Sheridan
"This ocean's calm", Tom said specifically.
"This oil smells like turds!" - Butthead
"This one has `stink-burger' written all over it!" -- Tom Servo
"This one's gonna hurt you for a long, long time"
"This one's my pigeon," Tom cooed.
"This one's the key. Destroy this one, and they'll all go." Spock
"This only works for positive values of zero" - your math teacher
"This orb explains everything." Quark
"This ought to be good!"--Calvin
"This our place of Koon-ut kal-if-fee." Spock
"This pain will linger......"-Brain after being smashed by a door
"This parrot wouldn't 'voom' if you put 4,000,000 volts through it!
"This parrot wouldn't foom if you put 4000000V thru it!"
"This parrot wouldn't move if you put 4 million volts through it!"
"This particular portal between the worlds had closed forever."
"This passage is getting a little too narrow for my taste." Paris
"This past decade's been a bitch on humanity." Hudson
"This phaser is set at STUN *bleep* but not any more" Data
"This phone keeps on ringing" "No problem, I'm at Goldberg's office"
"This place gives me the creeps." - Luke
"This place has all the attraction of a lanced boil." -- Henry Blake
"This place hurts worst of all, doesn't it." - Crow
"This place is Joyous Gard! And he is the King!"
"This place is a mineralologist's dream." Kirk
"This place is about to explode." Webb
"This place is amazing! Great bike!" -- Dick Durkin
"This place is even better than Lenigrad." Chekov
"This place is just crawling with missle silos." -- Mike Nelson
"This place is nuts." Ivanova
"This place is too stinky... Even for me!"- The Tooth Beaver
"This place reminds me of reform school." Larry.
"This plan... will require no new taxes" - Clinton
"This plan...will require no new taxes" - Bill Clinton 8-92
"This planet is dying." Meribor
"This planet's got a soggy diaper that leaks." -- Joel Robinson
"This planwill require no new taxes" - Bill Clinton 8-92
"This post has been pre-orbed for your convenience."
"This post is over my head." "Yeah, it's under my butt." -Butt-Head
"This punishment is not boring and pointless." - Bart's Board
"This represents our policy for all time. Until it's changed." Fitzwater
"This rocket came from outer space," Tom said exorbitantly.
"This rules! It rules! Yeah! Yeah!" - Beavis
"This salad dressing has too much vinegar", said Tom acidly.
"This scene is bad even for this film!" -- Tom Servo
"This scene was cut from `The Program'." -- Crow T. Robot
"This secret message paper tastes TERRIBLE!" - Maxwell Smart
"This sector will be completely filled with Enterprises in 3 days."
"This sentence no verb." - Douglas R. Hofstader
"This serene metropolis lies directly beneath the Hoover Dam..."-Calvin
"This show's getting just like all the others." - Max Headroom
"This situation cannot be, Lennier." Delenn
"This slipped object is hard to find", the surgeon disclosed.
"This soap's corrosive," Tom lyed.
"This sounds like it was recorded in someone's bathroom!"
"This space-time doohickie makes the coolest noises!" -- Ren Hoek
"This space-time doohickie makes the coolest noises!" -- Stimpy
"This species has amused itself to death" - Waters
"This station is a xenobiologist's dream." - Franklin
"This station is in worse condition than we thought." Garak
"This station is now the ultimate power in the universe." - Motti
"This stinks!" "Oh...sorry." "Not you! Them!" - Pumbaa/Timon
"This strange disease of modern life." -- Arnold
"This sucks! No medicine, no buzz." - Butt-Head
"This sucks. Let's burn something." -- Butt-Head
"This sucks. Let's get outta here." - Butt-Head
"This tablet was created by forgers seeking to imitate Urza's works."
"This tagline has no honor!" --Worf
"This tagline is illogical, captain." -Spock
"This tagline is undergoing maintenance for your future enjoyment."
"This terror is clipping along just fine..." -- Mike Nelson
"This thing is really P*SSED off!"- Alien III
"This thing is starting to really piss me off." -- Harley Stone
"This thing makes the coolest noises!" -- Cadet Stimpy
"This thing, it's got to be stopped!" (Jerry)
"This time I'm taking ADVANTAGE of my medium's impermanence" - Calvin
"This time Q, I have the gadgets, and I know how to use them." - 007
"This time let go your consious self and act on instinct." - Obi Wan
"This time there *are* strings attached!" -- Josie
"This time you're dead wrong." Ivanova
"This time, Daddy isn't here to save you--and now everyone knows why!"
"This town desperately needs a leather bar." -- Crow T. Robot
"This tricorder is broken!" O'Brien
"This tune's been playing for over 50 years!" -- Crow T. Robot
"This unit is different. It is well ordered." Nomad on Spock
"This unit will see to your needs." Kirk "Sir??" Singh
"This used to be my private dining room." Janeway
"This vessel is called the Enterprise." - Data
"This video needs more explosions and close-ups of butts." - Butt-Head
"This voice told me to be a... golf pro..." -- Johnny Fever
"This was *never* between us, MacLeod!" - Mako
"This was a great war until you guys showed up."-Burns, to Trap & Hawk
"This was a grinning black ghost in dusty boots and run down heels."
"This was because reason was, in fact, out to lunch." - HHGTTG
"This was his place, his time, and he would take his stand here."
"This was meant as punishment, not torture."
"This was no boating accident!" -- Crow T. Robot
"This was no world for gunslingers." - Odetta Holmes
"This was our finest hour." - Idi Amin Dada
"This was taken with the new Crotch-Cam!" -- Joel Robinson
"This way! Out of the movie! This way!" -- Tom Servo
"This way!" * Cat
"This way!" -- The Cat
"This week Joel fancies himself a caricaturist!" -- Tom Servo
"This whole operation could use a weekend retreat." -- Crow
"This whole party'll be for nothing if they see us." - Han Solo
"This whole place is off its rocker!" -- Frank Burns
"This wilderness is my home." -- Kira
"This will be a day long remembered." -- Darth Vader
"This will be a test of my leadershipmanship." -- Col. Henry Blake
"This will be my 30th birthday." Bashir
"This will get me into the royal bedroom," said Tom kinkily.
"This will, of course, eventually kill Frank." -- Dr. Forrester
"This won't hurt a bit." La Forge
"This won't hurt, I promise."
"This won't take long." - Richard Franklin
"This world looks remarkably like a roleplaying game..." -- Blink
"This would really be exciting if I knew what were going on."
"This young lady is a Nazi, a hero of the Fatherland." Kirk on Daras
"This'll be a great show if we survive the rehearsals."
"This'll never stand up in court!" [Peewee Herman]
"This, that, these, those, and such", said Tom demonstratively.
"This. Unit. Must. Die." M5
"This.. emptiness has a poetic meaning" - Data
"This... is Rikki. I include her in all my holoprograms." Paris
"This... wilderness... is my home." -- Kira
"This...Festival. It starts at 6 o'clock?" Kirk
"This? Why this is an inflamed lymph node. My God, is it noticeable."
"This?" Ro "Why not?" La Forge
"Thish iz an APB. Inveshtigate a drunk inna radio shtation."
"Thisis Rikki. I include her in all my holoprograms." Paris
"Thisiseasy. Comedyishard." -- Crow T. Robot
"Those Cardassian pigs didn't kill your brother." Rom-2
"Those Carival Cruises were rustic back then..." -- Mike Nelson
"Those Chrysler buildings sure pack a whallop!"
"Those Funny Dogs" - by Joe Kur
"Those PAJAMAS are impossible; THIS actually happened." - Det.Kellaway
"Those acting classes are really paying off!" Yakko Warner
"Those answers mean nothing if we are hunted down like animals" - Scully
"Those are Klingon phasers. Get down, gentlemen." Kirk
"Those are good." Kes "Spock." Doctor
"Those are hemostats, officer. I'm a doctor."
"Those are my balloons..." - The Joker
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."-Groucho
"Those are reasons for murder." Shras
"Those are the friendliest vipers I have ever met!"--Sisko
"Those are titles I've finally taken as my own..."
"Those are two hypo-rhetorical questions." -- G. Bush to M. Dukakis
"Those are two hyporhetorical questions." -- Bush
"Those aren't dilithium crystals-they're Folger crystals!"
"Those aren't fortune cookies." - Indiana Jones
"Those arrogant sons Take 'em down." - Ivanova
"Those arrogant sons of... Take them down!" - Ivanova
"Those ballet students should do exercises in the nude," said Tom
"Those birds are swallows," Tom gulped.
"Those cars we shipped have a defective part," Tom recalled.
"Those fish are the property of the Cult of the Fin!" - Fin Henchman
"Those guns do not open doors; those only close them forever." - Walter
"Those guys are marked clearly poison!" -- Joel Robinson
"Those have most power to hurt us, that we love." -Beaumont
"Those hookers are putting notices in the personals", Tom advised.
"Those isotopes are toxic." Bashir
"Those it does not kill are >strong<." Freya
"Those kids is driving me crazy!" - Dr. Scratchansniff
"Those little black insects will never get in here," Tom said defiantly.
"Those little yellow Reds!" -- Frank Burns, on the Chinese
"Those of you with children are excused." -- Randall Flagg - s.k.
"Those pajamas are impossible. This really happened." Lt. Calloway
"Those shackles aren't too tight, are they?" -- Harlan Ellison
"Those three are quite a pair if ever there was one."
"Those who adapt will certainly survive." -- Tyrannosaurus Rex
"Those who are not governed by God will be ruled by tyrants" - Penn
"Those who believe without reason cannot be convinced by reason."- Randi
"Those who can, do. Those who can't, censor." - Murray, MAX HEADROOM
"Those who conquer act; those who are conquered think!" -- Rampage
"Those who do not complain are never pitied." - Jane Austen
"Those who do not do politics will be done in by politics." -- French Proverb
"Those who do not remember the past have no future." -- Heinlein
"Those who have seen your face draw back in fear..." - Christine
"Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!"
"Those who ignore history have no future." - Heinlein
"Those who know don't tell; those who tell don't know" -Lao-Tze
"Those who live are those who fight." -+ Victor Hugo
"Those who miss history class are doomed to repeat it." - Baloo
"Those who quote me are fools"
"Those who wan't peace...Prepare for "WAR"
"Those who would sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither."
"Those who would sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither."
"Those who would trade liberty for security deserve neither."-Franklin
"Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes mad. --Euripides
"Those... things... have no rights! They're just animals."
"Thou Salt Not Tequila."
"Thou Shalt Not Skim Flavor From the Holidays"
"Thou Who might be our Father Who perhaps may be in Heaven.."- Zelazny
"Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably." -- Benedict
"Thou art God!" - Robert A. Heinlein (Do YOU Grok?)
"Thou art God." Michael Valentine Smith/Archangel Michael
"Thou art directed to return to thy own Solar System immediately" - Q
"Thou art the man." -- 2 Samuel 12:7
"Thou hast been, shall be, art alone." -- Arnold
"Thou hast besquirted me, Oh Leotarded One!"- Sheriff of Dodge City
"Thou hast conquered, oh pale Galilean." -- Swinburne
"Thou knowest not what a day may bring forth." -- Proverbs 27:1
"Thou shall bruise thy head, and it shalt bruise his heel."
"Thou shalt love thy neighbors as thyself." -- Leviticus 33:20
"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor."
"Thou shalt not commit adultery." -- Exodus 20:15
"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors taglines" Tag 3:15
"Thou shalt not have no other gods before me."
"Thou shalt not kill"(but I think BRE is an exception):)
"Thou shalt not steal." -- Exodus 20:15
"Thou shalt not suck." - Butt-Head
"Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." -- Exodus 22:18
"Thou shalt not use pepper, nor allow it to be used." - Curry
"Thou shalt remember the Eleventh Commandment and keep it Wholly."
"Thou speakest wiser than thou art ware of." -- Shakespeare
"Thou strong seducer, opportunity." -- Dryden
"Thou whoreson Z! Thou unnecessary letter!" -- Shakespeare
"Though God cannot alter the past, historians can." -- Butler
"Though I admit it's getting more wonderful by the minute."--Neelix
"Though art my slave, Elric, make no mistake," purred the Chaos Lord.
"Though down this road we've been so many times....." -Floyd
"Though lifeless, the Skull still possesed a strange power..."
"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." -- Hamlet
"Though this be madness, yet there is method in't." - Shakespeare
"Thought I'd something more to say..."
"Thought that I could call your bluff, but now the lines are clear."
"Thought you might to know!" - Pink Floyd
"Thought you were an atheist."-Mulcahy. "Gave it up for Lent."-Klinger
"Thought you'd be packed and on a plane to somewhere." - Methos
"Thousand-Island Dressing was sold by barrel-full!" -- Mike Nelson
"Thousands of times. Well, hundreds. Maybe fifty." - Neelix
"Threads will die if left unfed." -- Second Law of Echo Physics
"Threatened by shadows at night, and exposed in the light" -Floyd
"Threatened enough to murder?" - Scully "Oh, my, yes..." - WDM
"Threats are illogical" Sarek
"Three against three; we may never have a beter chance." -- Kirk
"Three cheers for Captain Spaulding"
"Three days. Then he shoots them, skins them, and dumps them."
"Three dots...SOS. Hold fire! That's the Captain!" - Ivanova
"Three drinks and I think I'm St. Francis of Assisi." -- Parker
"Three is mystic. Three stands for the heart of the mantra." - Oracle
"Three it's a magic number, oh yes it is."
"Three jacks for the handsome young Ensign." -- Troi
"Three men, and Rosemary's baby." - Stay Tuned
"Three monkeys, ten minutes." - Dogbert, on Dilbert's poetry
"Three on a transporter is bad luck!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Three rings for the elven kings under the sky..."
"Three second recharge before firing." - Ivanova
"Three shall be the number of the counting"
"Three vipers. Just like in the prophecy." -- Kira
"Three witches...a castle, and a black cat..." - McCoy
"Three, Four, Better lock your door..."-Elm St. Children
"Three, this is the number of your fate." - Oracle
"Thrill as they exit!" -- Mike Nelson
"Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me, creature of the night." - Janet
"Thrilling.. that was absolutely thrilling!!" - Picard
"Throne? How do you lift the lid?" "Like you lift the lid."
"Throne? How do you lift the lid?" "Like you lift the lid."(Animaniacs)
"Throne? How do you lift the lid?" -Wako "Like you lift the lid." -Dot
"Through love every law is broken." -Chaucer
"Through the darkness, future passed...."
"Throw 'em into this aircraft's jail!" - Blowski (Animaniacs)
"Throw Axe! Throw Shield! Throw DWARF!" - beserk Minotaur
"Throw another Beach Boy on the fire." -- Tom Servo
"Throw in a jar of mayonnaise and you got a deal."
"Throw me the lemur, I'll throw you the whip!" -- Tom Servo
"Throw me the lemurthat's all I want." -- Crow T. Robot
"Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator!" - Frank
"Throw the ring away, Frodo!" -- Gandalf
"Throw the switch!" Kirk
"Thrusters. Firing!" Torres
"Thufferin' Thuccotash! STELLAAAAA!!!" - Skippy
"Thumb-screws & bullwhips & chains - OH MY!"
"Thumbs up!" "Not *just* thumbs!"
"Thus I think the center of most universities is not the classroom but the jail." --SB "The Lang Jail?" --Jane
"Thus men may grow wiser every day." -- Shakespeare
"Thwip" again!
"Thwip" again! <g>
"Thy brains are useless, boiled within thy skull!" - Shakespeare
"Thy little centuries go by so swiftly." -- Q
"Tia Carrera! We may have to pay attention!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Tia mi aven Moridion isainde vadlin" -Horn of Valere.
"Tiamat" - Goddess Mother, True Source of Life.
"Tick! Where are you going?" "I-95!"
"Tick, they're plants." -Arthur
"Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day.." Pink Floyd
"Tickle anything and die!" -M. Hacker
"Ticks drink blood." "I've sucked blood on occasion."- The Tick
"Ticks got eight legs." ... "How do you know I don't?"
"Ticks have 8 legs." "How do you know I DON'T?"- The Tick
"Tidy Bowl Man's doing alright for himself..." -- Mike Nelson
"Tie Your Mother Down" -- Queen
"Tie a yellow fighter to the ol' oak tree!"
"Tig? Are his eyes supposed to bulge out like that?" {EG}
"Tiger's Revenge" By Claud Body
"Tiger's heart wrapped in a Player's hide..."
"Tigers' tummies are solar cells." "Yeah, right."
"Tigers' tummies are solar cells." "Yeah, right." * Calvin & Hobbes
"Tigers' tummies are solar cells." "Yeah, right." - C&H
"Tigger, I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked." - HW
"Til you drift of to dream in my arms."
"Tilting at windmills hurts you more than the windmillls." - Heinlein
"Tim Priebe! But that's impossible!"- Odo (WTNE)
"Tim, if you don't take your hand OFF my hip..."--Kira
"Tim, would you leave my comm-badge alone, please?"--Dax
"Time & Tide Melts the Snowman." --The 7th Doctor.
"Time Stand Still, Film at 11, or whenever" -Rush
"Time To Eat!" by Dean R. Bell
"Time and space can be a *bitch*..." -- Gooshie
"Time and tide melts the snowman." -- The 7th Doctor
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." - Groucho
"Time flies when you're with friends." - Four Horsemen of Apocalypse
"Time flows at a rate of one second per second." -- Dr. Dimension
"Time for a little visit from my friend - The Mask!" - Stanley
"Time for a nice, long walking sequence." -- Tom Servo
"Time for me to save the world I guess..." -Hoagie
"Time for my obligatory flirting scene." -- Mike Nelson
"Time for that old Vinnie magic." - Vinnie
"Time for your booster shot..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Time had become something so crucial it screamed." - DT II
"Time had been destroyed for both of them." - DT II
"Time has a way of bringing even mountains down, down, down..."
"Time has a way of bringing even mountains down..."
"Time has packaged my best friend into a goddess of love." -- Al
"Time has resumed it shape. All is as before." Guardian
"Time is a luxury you don't have." -- Khan Noonian Singh
"Time is a predator..." -- Dr. Soren
"Time is an illusion. Lunch time, doubly so." -- Ford Prefect
"Time is fluid, like a river with currents, eddies, backwash." Spock
"Time is fun when you're having flies..." Kermit the Frog
"Time is like a piece of string." -- Sam Beckett
"Time is like the ocean, Always there--always different."
"Time is not currently one of my problems." -- Arthur Dent
"Time is something we don't have..." - Connor MacLeod
"Time is the fire in which we burn" Tolian Soran
"Time is the fire in which we burn." - Dr. Soran
"Time is the fire in which we burn." - Soran (ST:Generations)
"Time is the fire in which we burn." Soran
"Time is the great physician." -- Disraeli
"Time is too fluid for me to be more precise." Spock
"Time is. Time was. Time is past."
"Time may restore us in his course." -- Arnold
"Time passed, which, basically, is its job."
"Time passed,which,basically,is its job."-EQUAL RITES,TERRY PRATCHETT
"Time stands still, baby when I touch you..."
"Time sure flies when you're married and have no life." - Al Bundy
"Time the devourer of everything." -- Ovid
"Time to assimilate the Echo?"--Tom "Nope."--Gen
"Time to breed der master race!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Time to correct everyone on the spelling of my name?" - Anna
"Time to die you scar faced limp dick!"-Mark
"Time to die! Hahahaha!" -- TV's Frank
"Time to drown the lemur." -- Crow T. Robot
"Time to find some nekkid women?"--Nate "Nope."--Gen
"Time to get new FidoNet access?"--Scott "Nope!"--Gen
"Time to go have better sex than you have ever had." -- Crow
"Time to go out and slay a few more evil dragons." -- Eric the Paladin
"Time to hit prime time bitch!"-Freddy Krueger
"Time to introduce my new girl to the Echo?"--Dex "Nope."--Gen
"Time to piss out the fire and call in the dogs."
"Time to play." -- Pinhead
"Time to pluck a pigeon." - O'Brien
"Time to renegotiate." - Lord Camembert
"Time to rest not, Jedi Mulder!"*BAP*"Truth to find you must!"*BAP*
"Time to see your vet, kitty!"
"Time to shave my brow..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Time to snuff yer pilot light, bub!" -- Logan
"Time to take a ride, it leaves today no conversation..."
"Time to take her home, he dizzy head is conscience laden..."
"Time travel gives me nosebleeds." - LaForge
"Time's a bitch, isn't it?" -- LaCroix
"Time's fun when you're having flies." -- Kermit the Frog
"Time's up, Benjamin!" Kira-2
"Time, the devourer of all things." - Spock
"Time, time is not on my side, because the way I am..."
"Time," said Arthur weakly, "is not currently one of my problems."
"Time. Thought I'd made friend with time." - Tori Amos
"Timmeister! Timster! The Timinator!"
"Timothy Van Patten, the great Dutch ninja!" -- Crow T. Robot
"TinTin confided in me right before he ran out of breath..." -- The Crow
"Tinker Bell is having Elmer Fudd's baby." - Outland
"Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sysop" - John Le Carrier
"Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors."
"Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors." - S. Wright
"Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors." - s.w.
"Tip of the hat to our beloved sysop." - Mycroft
"Tiping the Outhouse" - by John Turner
"Tipsy and pink, doughy guys roamed the land freely!" -- Tom Servo
"Tire tracks all across your back, I can, I can see you had your fun."
"Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain" -Floyd
"Tires spitting gravel, I commit my weekly crime." -Rush
"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds." -- Malaclypse the Younger
"Tis brief my lord.." "As woman's love." *Shakespeare
"Tis brief, my lord. As a woman's love." -- Hamlet
"Tis brief, my lord. As a woman's love." -- Shakespeare
"Tis but a scratch. A scratch? Your arm's off!" --Monty Python
"Tis but a scratch." -B.Knight "A scratch? Your arm's off!" -Arthur
"Tish, you spoke French again, there goes the hair on my neck."-Gaynor
"Titles by Fredrick's of Hollywood." -- Crow T. Robot
"To BE the man, ya gotta BEAT the man!" -Ric Flair
"To Bean, or Nacho to Bean, that is the Queso." - Juan-Paul Salsa
"To Black Jack Pershing." -- Potter. "Inventor of '21'." -- Hawkeye
"To Captain Dunsel!" "To James T. Kirk, Captain of the Enterprise!"
"To Devil's Night, my new favorite holiday." - T-Bird
"To Goldly Bo..." "CUT!" "Bo Told..." "CUT!"
"To Goldly Bo..." "CUT!" "Go Toldly Bo..." "CUT!"
"To Goldly Bo..." "CUT!" "Go Toldly Bo..." "CUT!" "Bo Told..." "CUT!"
"To HELL with the Prime Directive...FIRE!"
"To Tell the Truth" - TV show Bill and Hillary would never guest on
"To War!" she cried. On the Serengeti, she died.
"To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition." -- Woody Allen
"To a god, a king, a head of state. A captain of industry."-RUSH
"To all things there is a time, perhaps this is theirs." - G'Kar
"To all things, there are an end." Delenn
"To all you people who thought I was immature: nyah, nyah, nyaaaah!"
"To baldly go where the hand of man has never set foot before."
"To be a rock and not to roll..." -Zep
"To be blunt, you're not that important." -Q to Picard
"To be consumed againwould be the death of me" - Sarah McLachlan
"To be defeated is pardonable; to be surprised, never!" -Napoleon
"To be free is to have achieved your life." - T. Williams
"To be in love, must be the swee" <bang!><bang!><bang!><bang!>
"To be left alone...the right most valued by civilized men." -Brandeis
"To be nameless in worthy deeds exceeds an infamous history."
"To be or not to be." We must be who we are, regardless!
"To be, or not to be... That is irrelevent" - Shakespeare of Borg.
"To believe in oneself, that is genius."
"To believe only possibilities is not faith, but philosophy."
"To boldly go where no ZERO has gone before."
"To boldly go where no mallard has gone before!" - Darkwing Duck
"To boldly go where no one has gone before..."
"To boldly go where no sane person has any business!"
"To breathe is a beatitude." -- H.F. Amiel
"To build a temple of sadness"
"To buy this tank? You gotta be NUTS!" -- Moriarty
"To clarify, the president meant Bush not Bonzo." -- Mrs. Reagan
"To coin a phrase, 'Fascinating!'" McCoy
"To compute or not to compute, that is the question." County
"To conclude our deal, we will have sex human style"
"To cook well, learn all about spices", Tom said sagely.
"To define reality is nothing other than pure hypothesis." -- Kant
"To demolBS: The Host+ Demo Board
"To demolish ruins is an oxymoron, I believe." - Selma
"To die by thee were but to die in jest." -- Shakespeare
"To die defending one's ship is the hope of every Klingon." - Worf
"To die, but not to perish, is to remain eternally present." - Lao-tse
"To diverse gods/Do mortals bow;/Holy Cow, and/Wholly Chao."
"To do injustice is more disgraceful than to suffer it." * Plato
"To do is to be"-Rousseau "To be is to do"-Sartre "Dobedobedo"-Sinatra
"To do is to be."
"To dream, the impossible dream" -Man of LaMancha
"To each, his own ca-ca smells sweet- but do not be fooled by this"-Gump
"To enjoy art is a sign of intelligence."...acp
"To err is human, to forgive divine." -- Pope
"To err is human, to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System"
"To err is human, to forgive....$5.00"
"To err is human, to really screw up requires a Mac."
"To everything there is a season..." -- Ecclesiastes 3:1
"To explore new worlds, to seek out new life forms. To boldly go..."
"To face the Wyrm without, one must face the Wyrm within."
"To feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow"
"To feel the warm thrill of confusion..." Pink Floyd
"To fight legends." Koch
"To find the words to tell you goodbye" -Pink Floyd
"To generalize is to be an idiot." -- Blake
"To goldly bo-" "Cut!" "Go boldly to-" "CUT!!"
"To have good soldiers, a nation must always be at war." -Napoleon
"To hell with Joe! I'M OUTTA HERE!!!!"
"To hell with the Prime Directive! FIRE!"
"To hell with the devil..." - Stryper
"To hell with the public! I'm here to represent the people." NJ Senator
"To hide a feeling is to increase its force a thousand times." - Caine
"To innovate is not to reform." -- Burke
"To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." - Edison
"To kill it would be a crime against science." Spock on Horta
"To know him is to love him is to know him."
"To know others you must first know yourself." Goldbug
"To know the night and live in it forever? That's not so bad."
"To learn, you must listen to that which is not spoken."
"To light a candle is to cast a shadow." D Ursula K. Le Guin
"To live is always desireable." Eleen
"To live is to fight. To die is to stop." Superion
"To live is to hurt; to hunt is to live!" Piranacon
"To live is to war with trolls." * Henrik Ibsen
"To live long, it is necessary to live slowly." --Cicero
"To look like the cat that swallowed the canary." ...Yiddish Saying
"To love her was a liberal education." -Steele
"To love ones self is the begining of a life-long romance." -Oscar Wilde
"To love someone, you have to care about their happiness." Terri
"To make a long story short..." "TOO LATE!"
"To make sure in the darkness that you were still there" - Waters
"To make up for being late this morning, I am leaving early."
"To make war with the Saints and overcome them." -- Rev 13:7
"To me any bed will be a luxury." Vash
"To most people the lobes are a dead giveaway!" Nog
"To not try any of the funny stuff, Soft One!"
"To obtain that sort of information, I shall have to touch it." Spock
"To order poison in a bar isn't logical. " - McCoy
"To pay hell is one thing. But do you want to own it?" - Roland
"To poldly bow air mobious gumby four." Trek on Novacain.
"To poldly bow wah mobius gumby four.." - Kirk on Novocaine
"To prove their mousy worth, they'll overthrow the Earth!"
"To put it bluntly, you're not very important." -Q to Picard
"To put it simply, we're omnipotent." -Q
"To read between the lines was easier than to follow the text." -H James
"To run Windows, simply press <Ctrl><Alt><Del>"
"To see a world in a grain of sand and heaven in a wild flower"
"To see...a heaven in a wild flower." Wm. Blake
"To sing and dance once more to your dark refrain." - Magenta
"To sleep, perchance to dream..."
"To stay young requires the ability to unlearn old falsehoods."
"To stop me, you have to catch me first." - Powerglide, Autobot
"To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill." -Sun Tzu
"To survive, one must be able to adapt to changing situations." T.REX
"To survive, until I die with honor." Tosk
"To teach is to learn." - Japanese Proverb
"To the ENTERPRISE, and the STARGAZER."-Scott in "Relics
"To the X-Men, then! Who never die the old fashioned way!" - Storm
"To the ancient laws adhere, prospers thus the Dragonweyr!"
"To the beautiful and the wise, the mirror always lies" -Rush
"To the best of my knowledge, Agent Mulder is dead" - Dana Scully
"To the children and the innocent, it's all the same." -- Kerouac
"To the death!" -- Humperdink "No!!!! To the PAIN!" -- Westley.
"To the depths of the deepest C... "
"To the driver's seat, Pink-Wonder!" - Brain
"To the inattentive and brainless layman, yes." - - Calvin
"To the late night double feature picture show, in the back row"
"To the logical mind, the outlook is somewhat gloomy." Spock
"To the query, "What is a friend?" his reply was "A single soul dwelling in two bodies." - Aristotle
"To the time machine..." -Dr. Fred
"To them it's some kind of ritual." -- MST3000
"To thine own self be true or you will spoil the game." - Heinlein
"To thine own self be true or you will spoil the game." - Lazarus Long
"To thine own self be true or you will spoil the game." -- Heinlein
"To thine own self be true"
"To think he's getting $4.35 an hour..." -- Crow T. Robot
"To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing."
"To us, violence is unthinkable." Ayerborne
"To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is the question ... or is it?"
"To what music you would strip?" "To all the music i've written!"
"To whom will you compare Me?" --Isaiah 40:25
"To write a history of St. Joan would take LOTS of paper", Tom reamed.
"To...................................... m!" -- Sam Becket
"ToPoldlyBowAirMobiusGumbyFour"... TrekOnNovocaine
"Toby or not Toby" (whip) "arghhh Kunta Kente!!!"
"Today I... No, that wasn't me."
"Today is a good day to die, Duras, and the day is not yet over!"
"Today is a good day to die." - An apache warrior proverb
"Today is the last day of the rest of your life." - Earl to Ethyl
"Today on Involuntary Cliff Diving..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Today the sidekick community mourned the loss..." -- Mike Nelson
"Today we conquer." Kor
"Today we learned that resistance is futile." -- Barney of Borg
"Today's Autobots are tomorrow's scrap metal." - Ravage, Decepticon
"Today's Autobots are tomorrow's scrap metal." -- Ravage
"Today's Featured Items" really means "Things We Need To Get Rid Of"!!!
"Today's Monday. What are you going to do?" "Sleep till Tuesday."
"Today's champion is tomorrow's crocodile $&!#."
"Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal."
"Today's heathen burning is brought to you by the Wholly Roamin' Church!
"Today's reckless youth...with their fast cars and rumble seats..."
"Today's special is all the caviar you can eat for $600."
"Today's subliminal thought is:"
"Today, EARTH; Tomorrow, the world!"
"Today, St. Canard...tomorrow, THE WORLD!" - NegaDuck
"Today, my jurisdiction ends here."
"Today, of course, it is considered very poor taste to use the F-word except in major motion pictures." -- Dave Barry, "$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!"
"Todays forecast is huge boulders mixed with volcanic ash." - Servo
"Todd's the littlest viking..." -- Joel Robinson
"Todd, No todd, Go away tood, NO " - Danny Dp to Todd Sullivan
"Together we can rule the galaxy, as father and son." -Darth Vader
"Together we stand, divided we fall"
"Toil is the lot of all" - Homer, Iliad, XXI
"Told ya comic books were bad for ya!"-Freddy Krueger
"Told ya." MacLeod
"Tolgamos la corteza...al meollo entremos" --- Berceo
"Tolkien? No thanks... I'm trying to kick the hobbit!"
"Tolstoy was an idiot." -- Ernest Hemmingway
"Tom Arnold? Soupy Sales? Idi Amin? Abe Vigoda?" -- Tom Servo
"Tom Corbett and the Space Aardvarks"
"Tom Cullen would have to be careful. Because they were after him now."
"Tom Cullen's tired, M-O-O-N, that spells tired," - Tom Cullen
"Tom Paris reporting onboard." Paris
"Tom Paris? Captain Janeway." Janeway
"Tom Servo's dead! It must have been that movie!" -- Joel
"Tom and Itchy pop the clutch and tell Gamera to eat their dust!"
"Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom Chorlton the Science Guy..."
"Tom's okay. O-and-K, that spells okay." - Tom Cullen
"Tom, I don't get you." "Nobody does. I'm the wind, baby."
"Tom, maybe we're not ready for marriage..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Tom, stop kibitzing! The redcoats are coming!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Tom, what's a nerd?" - Quantum Leap-Genesis
"Tom, you are now officially today's Special Friend."--Yakko
"Tom-Cat"...a voyeur...they're the "Cats-Meow!"
"Tomato soup." Paris
"Tomis he dead? Do you know?" "He never dies." - Tom Cullen
"Tommy Lee Jones!" -- Mike Nelson
"Tomorrow I'm gonna see if I can have sex with something." - The Cat
"Tomorrow arrived when I wasn't ready for it..." - gypsy pete
"Tomorrow is another day!"
"Tomorrow morning will be fine, Nog." Dax
"Tomorrow the world will know about Immortals." - Saltzer
"Tomorrow they're testing the shark repellent." - Barney
"Tomorrow we seize the day, and throttle it!" - Hobbes
"Tomorrow's Saturday. Make sure you take the day off." - Your Boss
"Tomorrow, do thy worst, for I have lived today." -- Dryden
"Tomorrow, maybe." Janeway
"Tomorrow, whatever we're coming to we're almost there." - The Stand
"Tongue tied and twisted, just an earth bound misfit, I" -Pink Floyd
"Tonight on Double-Wide Hospital..." -- Mike Nelson
"Tonight on ESPN2, Hayloft Rope Swinging!" -- Tom Servo
"Tonight on Generic TV Movie..." -- Mike Nelson
"Tonight on Lou Jacoby Playhouse..." -- Mike Nelson
"Tonight on Tales From Lucy's Crypt.."
"Tonight on `Medical Senator'." -- Crow T. Robot
"Tonight on a very special `Ravi Shankar, P.I.'." -- Crow T. Robot
"Tonight only: cokes a dollar-ten!" -- Mike Nelson
"Tonight we start with the glorious death of Genghis Khan."
"Tonight's episode: Bicycle built for MURDER!"
"Tonight's episode: GAS FOOD LODGING...and MURDER!"
"Tonight's episode: `A Bicycle Built For Death!'" -- Joel
"Tonight's episode: `Beer Barrel *Death*!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Tonight's episode: `Jonathan Livingston Murder'!" -- Crow
"Tonight's episode: `No Soup With Buffet'!" -- Tom Servo
"Tonight's episode: `A Bicycle Built For Death!'" -- Joel
"Tonight's episode: `Beer Barrel *Death*!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Tonight's episode: `Jonathan Livingston Murder'!" -- Crow
"Tonight's episode: `No Soup With Buffet'!" -- Tom Servo
"Tonight's forecast: Dark!"--Carlin
"Tonight, Hell sends an angel bearing gifts"
"Tonight, K-E-Double L-O-Double Dead!" -- Tom Servo
"Tonight, `Love and The Landing At Normandy'." -- Crow T. Robot
"Tonight... Tonight I am a GOD!!"- Dr. Renhoek-enstein
"Tonight: The Revenge of the Baby-Sat!" - Calvin
"TonightTonight I am a GOD!!"- Dr. Renhoek-enstein
"Tonite's the night I'm gonna bang my drum!"
"Too Hot To Handle" -- UFO
"Too Tired To Wait For Love" -- Tank
"Too afraid to live, too scared too die." Crusher
"Too bad I can't castle now!" said Tom in Czech.
"Too bad its not the Age of Talent!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Too bad. It would have been glorious." - Kor
"Too clever is dumb." - German Proverb
"Too far??!? How's this for too far?!? <busy signal>" - Katie Kaboom
"Too late for a game of Stratego?" "22 years too late"
"Too late for a game of Stratego?" - Sam "22 years too late" - Mulder
"Too late, Peri. Time to say goodbye." -- The Doctor
"Too long? Do I qualify? Or am I once again inadequate?" - Keepers
"Too many of your enemies would delight in your death, Doctor."
"Too many systems have been sabotaged." O'Brien
"Too many years fighting back tears, why can't the past just die?"
"Too much information is never enough." -- Rewind
"Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL" : Mae West
"Too much of a good thing is wonderful."
"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." <Mae West>
"Too much spirit can be a dangerous thing." Kira-2
"Too much talking, too few assassinations." -- Chiun
"Too much vermouth in this martini," said Tom, drily.
"Too nice a place for a deadly game of cat and mouse." -- Nelson
"Too slow, chicken marengo. Too slow for this Cat." - C
"Too stupid to live." -- Crow "Too young to die." -- Tom Servo
"Toodles!" --Bonzai
"Took an hour to bury the cat. Damned thing kept moving."
"Took him long enough." O'Brien-2
"Took lesson from Earth history." Gill
"Took the mage's brain?!! Stupid orcs, just get the spel
"Took ya long enough." Kim
"Top Cops - Everything else is just fiction."
"Topic"? What the heck is THAT?
"Topping tonight's stories - chocolate fudge!" * Buster Bunny
"Torah! Torah! Torah!" A battlecry to terrify Arabs.
"Tore a hole in the oil pan on a rock as big as a hall closet."
"Torgy, it's great to be working with you." -- TV's Frank
"Tori Amos is a *babe*!" -- Gary Layton
"Torment me no longer! I have seen the Grail!" -- Galahad
"Tormented. I get the feeling it's aptly named." -- Tom Servo
"Toro? Sounds like a load of bull." - 007 (Octopussy)
"Torpedos. Phasing. Aliens." - Data
"Torro!" The Mask
"Tossing, turning, nightmares burning, dreams of sword in hand."
"Totally illogical, there was no chance." - Spock.
"Toto! Don't go into the desert!"$f@#(%$^#$&@# NO TERRIER
"Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..."
"Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..." <Ctrl><Alt><Del>
"Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore...."
"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore." - Dorothy Gale - "The Wizard of Oz"
"Toto, I don't think we're online anymor@}$%^? NO CARRIER
"Toto, don't think were online anymore%$#^@#" NO CARRIER
"Touch her *there* and she buzzes!" -- Tom Servo
"Touch it. Smell it. Taste it. See it. Hit it."
"Touch me, trust me, savour each sensation..." - The Phantom
"Touch my gingham!" -- Tom Servo
"Touch the old nose...*Your* nose, Radar." -- Henry
"Touche." -- Tom Servo
"Touching me is not a good idea!" -- Harley Stone
"Tough Guy": One who has his tatoos done with an icepick.
"Tough nut, heh? Well, I've cracked a couple of 'em." - The Tick
"Tough s***, Buck!" - Twikki
"Tough talk from a man who gets his underwear from a plastic egg."
"Tough times demand tough talk." -Neil Peart/Rush: Hold Your Fire
"Tough titty" said the kitty, but the milk's real great!
"Tough? As in difficult?" Data
"Toughened your nipples, didn't it?" -- Hannibal Lector
"Toungue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I..."
"Toupee Embarrassment" - By Harrison Backwards
"Toupee and Grey Weave. They're cops." -- Crow T. Robot
"Tourist Season" : When it's OK to shoot them
"Tourist Season" : When it's OK to shoot them in Florida.
"Tourist Season" : When it's OK to shoot them.
"Tower, StageCoach 16 - skids down and locked
"Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a fly-by."
"Tower: ""Say position."" Pilot: ""Position."""
"Toxic chemical-laced sugar snacks!" -- Tom Servo
"Toxic waste sample?" "Nope, Sysop's coffee."
"Toxic waste sample?" - "Nope - coffee."
"Toxic waste sample?" - "Nope, cafeteria coffee."
"Toxic waste sample?" -"Nope, @N@'s coffee."
"Toxic waste stinky! No good!" - The Mask
"Toxicity returning to normal." Paris
"Toy soldiers?" * Lister
"Toys at your age, LaCroix? Really!" -- Nick Knight
"Trabunka." - Garibaldi "Droshalla!" - Drazi "Whatever..." - Garibaldi
"Trackit!" is -=[ A_U_T_O_M_A_T_I_O_N ]=- for Telix 3.XX!
"Tracks In The Sand" by Peter Dragon
"Tractor Police, John Deere Squad!" -- Mike Nelson
"Tractor beam disengaged." Tuvok
"Tractor beam." Kirk "We don't have a tractor beam." Harriman
"Tractor beams are my specialty." Wesley Crusher
"Tractor them, Commander." Janeway
"Tradition. Sometimes it's all we have." -- The Kurgan
"Traffic? It's after the apocalypse!" -- Joel Robinson
"Tragedy is not the word I'd use." -- Garek
"Trails in the sand" by Peter Dragon
"Training human cogs for the machine ...." -Floyd
"Trains are blameless holy creatures" - Tom Servo
"Trains are blameless, holy creatures"
"Trains charge those going to rock concerts," said Tom with fanfare.
"Traitorous dog! I brainwash you and this is how you repay me?!!"
"Tramapoline! Trabapoline!" "Say what now?"
"Tramp! Harlot! Jezibel! Be gone with you!" -- TV's Frank
"Transgenderist": a PC word that means Homosexual
"Translation Mode" - Kryten - Timeslides, Series III
"Transmission jammed at the source, sir." - Uhura
"Transmission lost, sir." Uhura
"Transmuter?" Kirk "The Source. You will learn." Sylvia
"Transport Marie Celeste is now departing." - B5 public announcement
"Transport complete, Captain. He made it." Torres
"Transporter Chief Xiv, beam the landing party to the bridge"
"Transporter Room 3." - Picard "Computer, halt." - Troi
"Transporter chie, beam the Captain to the bathroom!"
"Transporter chief , beam the landing party to the bridge"
"Transporter chief Kahane, beam the Captain to the bathroom!"
"Transporter chief Masters, beam the landing party to the bridge"
"Transporter chief ZEIGLER, beam the landing party to the bridge"
"Transporter chief, beam more M&Ms to the bridge"
"Transporter chief, beam the landing party to the bridge"
"Transporter room, beam that tagline up immediately!"
"Transporter room, have you got him?" - Riker
"Transporting really is the safest way to travel." - Geordi
"Transwarp drive in 5 4 3 2 1 <clink> <sputter> <clunk>."
"Trapped by her passionate design..."
"Trapped forever with a madman at your throat." Kirk
"Trashcan Man by name, never to be Donald Merwin Elbert again."
"Travel by motorcycle," said Tom triumphantly.
"Traveling Insects" - By Bugs Oliver Windshield
"Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy!"-Han Solo
"Treason, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder"- Garak
"Treasure it." Benish "Never mind." Wade Wells
"Treat her like a lady, and she'll always bring you home..."
"Treat people in your debt like family: exploit them." -- Sisko
"Treat people like animals, and you'll get bitten."--B.C.
"Trials are not about the truth" - Rush Limbaugh
"Tribbles are born PREGNANT!!!" - McCoy
"Tribbles are born pregnant!" -- Dr. McCoy
"Tribbles who love Klingons", on the next Jerry Springer!
"Tribbles who love Klingons", on the next Oprah!
"Trick Or Treat" - by Jack O. Lantern
"Trick or treat is right." McCoy
"Trick or treat" syndrome: kids with roughly the sugar content of Cuba
"Trick or treat?" "Yes, Mr. Spock. You'd be a natural."
"Tricorder" >whap!< "Medical Tricorder!" - Holo Doc
"Tricorder. >Medical< tricorder." The Doctor
"Tricorder." <THWAP!> "MEDICAL tricorder!" -- Holodoc
"Tricorder." <slap> "MEDICAL tricorder!" - The Doctor
"Tricorder." *slap* "Medical tricorder!"
"Tricorder." [] "*Medical* tricorder."
"Tricorders are useless." Odo
"Trigger Happy"--the official song of the NRA
"Triolic waves?" Picard
"Trippin as I'm thinkin'..." - STP
"Tristan!" -Franz Liszt (1811-86), Hungarian composer, last word
"Troi ! Ryker! DISENGAGE !" -- Picard
"Troi, I'm your friend, and you tricked me!" Yar
"Troi, are you reading my mind?" "Yes I am!" (Slap!)
"Troi, are you reading my mind?" Troi: "Yes!" (Slap!)
"Troma presents `Reform School Viking Girls'." -- Tom Servo
"Troops, there's no Christmas show this year," said Tom hopelessly.
"Tropical Paradise" - by Kumon Iwannaghuqya
"Trouble keeping it up Q?" - 007 (Octopussy)
"Trouble keeping it up Q?" - 007 (Roger Moore - Octopussy)
"Trouble on the Promenade--more Bajoran bullsh*t!"--Odo
"Trouble was he was going cool turkey. Cool, not cold." - DT II
"Trouble with grammar have I, yes!" - Yoda
"Truck? What truck?" -- Indiana Jones
"True ease from writing comes from art, not chance." -- Pope
"True humility is contentment." -- H.F. Amiel
"True love is the greatest thing in the world!" - Miracle Max
"True love...you cannot break it with a thousand swords."
"True victory gives love and changes the enemy's heart." -Ueshiba
"True" multitasking is like "true" religion.
"Truly you have a dizzying intellect." -- Dread Pirate Roberts
"Truman: The buck stops here! Clinton: The buck? It never got here!
"Trumpy! You can do magic things!"
"Trust in Allah, but tie your camel." * Arab proverb
"Trust in God, but row away from the rocks." -- Greek Proverb
"Trust in the Prophets, but lock your runabout."
"Trust is earned not *given* away!" - Worf
"Trust is only dangerous when you have to rely on it" - Kerr Avon
"Trust me to get the hard one."
"Trust me! I know what I'm doing! <BOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!>"
"Trust me": Get me, give me, buy me, do me
"Trust me": Translation of the Latin "caveat emptor."
"Trust me, I have no interest in your underwear." -- Sam Beckett
"Trust me, I know what I'm doing."
"Trust me, I'm a Senator." -- Tenzil Kem
"Trust me, I'm a consultant."
"Trust me, I'm from the Government!"
"Trust me, I'm with the government!" "Yeah? Whose?"
"Trust me, I'm your Sysop..."
"Trust me, I'm your auto mechanic"
"Trust me, guys - duck." - Zeus Carver
"Trust me, it's always the red button!" Spiderman
"Trust me, it's more trouble than it's worth." Torres
"Trust me, kid - there's nothing to worry about." - Aahz
"Trust me. I'm a doctor" -- Dr. Destroyer
"Trust me. That's all I can say about my business." Al Pacino
"Trust me... I'm a doctor." -- Dr. Destroyer
"Trust no one who says, 'Trust me.'" -- Kane's Law
"Trust no one" -- Deep Throat
"Trust no one." - X-Files
"Trust no one." -Fox Mulder
"Trust no one..." - Deep Throat
"Trusting your parents can be hazardous to your health." - Calvin
"Truth exists, only falsehood has to be invented."
"Truth is after all, so poorly lit." -Neil Peart
"Truth is false & logic lost, now the 4th dimension's crossed" -Rush
"Truth is false & logic lost, now the fourth dimension is crossed"
"Truth is false and logic lost.": Rush
"Truth is generally the best vindication against slander." - Lincoln
"Truth is less than truth until it is made known." - J.W. Wheeler
"Truth is more of a stranger than fiction" -- Mark Twain
"Truth is our only weapon." - The Dalai Lama
"Truth is revealed in the smallest detail." Nightbeat
"Truth is the cry of all, but the game of few." -- Berkeley
"Truth is, after all, a moving target.": Rush
"Truth is, after all, so poorly lit.": Rush
"Truth lies on the lips of dying men." -- Arnold
"Truth lies within a little and certain compass." -- St. John
"Truth suffers from too much analysis."
"Truth will sooner come out of error than from confusion." - F. Bacon
"Truth, justice, and the American way!" -- The Golden Avenger
"Truthfully, I don't know if we can get back." La Forge
"Try a high-pitched sonic shower. It'll make you feel better." - Dax
"Try a high-powered sonic shower" - Dax " I did." - Bashir
"Try a non-Federation frequency." Kira
"Try again, Captain." Torres
"Try and kiss me, and I'll break your arm."--Garibaldi to Londo
"Try and move her spine around as much as possible." -- Crow
"Try hailing the array." Janeway
"Try not to be jealous of my ability" - Lore
"Try not to forget your telephone number." - Forrest Gump
"Try not to get any hickeys!" Double R
"Try not to listen to the music." -- Tom Servo
"Try not to screw up. This will amaze everybody." -- Forrest Gump
"Try not to sound too disappointed." Odo to Quark
"Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try." - Yoda
"Try one Mister Vulcan. It might help to loosen you up." -- Neelix
"Try one Mister Vulcan...it may loosen you up." --Neelix
"Try punching walls... I hear it works wonder on the restraint!" - TEQ
"Try salt water, F---brain!"- Warlock
"Try some of the Persian." "No, I'll just split a diet Tabby..."
"Try that baby talk on me, and I'll cold cock ya!" -- Tom Servo
"Try the MILES O'BEEF!" -- Tom Servo
"Try the cleaning power of Leminkainen in your rinse cycle."
"Try the salad bar... it's to die for!" - Modo
"Try to be diplomatic." -- Sisko "I'm *always* diplomatic." -- Kira
"Try to calm down!" - Doctor "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!" - Neelix
"Try to calm down." Doctor
"Try to forgive, teach me to live, give me the strength to try!"
"Try to get back on topic," @TN@ said moderately.
"Try to get back on topic," Ronnie said Moderatingly ...
"Try to get back on topic," Tom said moderately.
"Try to get in the mood." Paris "Sorry." Kim
"Try to get one on the bullseye." O'Brien
"Try to hold still." The Doctor
"Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor..." -Weird Al
"Try turning the knob." "Looks like *he's* the knob."
"Try, try again, Mr. Wint." - Mr. Kidd (Diamonds Are Forever)
"Trying to attain vast power and world domination again? Bad dog!"
"Trying to reason with hurricane season..." - Jimmy Buffett
"Tsuki ni kawatte, oshioki yo!" - Sailor Moon
"Tube-powered? Must be a Macintosh."
"Tuesday is Human Sacrifice Day at the Sizzler." -- Tom Servo
"Tuesday's Human Sacrifice Day at the Sizzler!"
"Tugging on your shirt isn't a very effective way of fighting crime."
"Tula berries, Quark. Tula berries." - Nagus
"Tune in next week when Victor gets a papercut!"
"Tune in to Sanity FM." -- Rimmer
"Turn around and walk the razor's edge.." The Pass
"Turn down the treble," Tom intoned.
"Turn it off! Turn it off! It's sucking out my will to live!"
"Turn it off! Turn it off!!!" - Dr. Forrester viewing movie
"Turn of the telly, you know it's bad for your eyes."
"Turn on some unrelated electrical equipment..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Turn the Enterprise into a lighning rod?" Picard
"Turn the page, Brother, turn the page." Rom
"Turn the radio on."; "Ok.. Hey radio I really love you."
"Turn the record player down," said Tom disquietingly.
"Turn your 386SX into an XT, just add Windows 3.0."
"Turn your crank to FRANK!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Turn your face away from the garish light of day..." - The Phantom
"Turn your knob to BOB!"
"Turn your thoughts away from cold, unfeeling light..." - The Phantom
"Turnabout is fair play". Feminist excuse for sexism against men.
"Turned my robots into self-absorbed little poseurs." -- Nelson
"Turning in for the night, Captain?" Kim
"Turning into a little war-glorifying sociopath, aren't we, Bobby?"
"Turning my crank to FRANK?" -- Mike Nelson
"Turnip isn't a rude word, Baldrick." "It is if you sit on one."
"Turns out that Liza Minnelli impersonator was really Liza Minnelli!"
"Turns out the bread truck guy was Jesus." -- Tom Servo
"Tut, Tut, my boy, that's the oldest excuse on papyrus."
"Tuvok, can I rap?" "Most assuredly not."
"Tuvok, can I rap?" -Neelix "Most assuredly not."
"Twain." Guinan "Clemens?" Data
"Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:.."
"Twenty five thousand gropos are hardly inconspicuous" - Garibaldi
"Twenty-eight percent of the rain forest is now furniture."
"Twice and twice shall he be marked" - Dragon Prophecy
"Twice nothing is still nothing." Cyrano Jones
"Twice the Dragon for the price he must pay"
"Twisted Fiend! No four walls can hold STPENDOUS MAN!" - Calvin
"Twisted"? I thought it was more like BRAIDED!
"Twisted"? Is THAT what you call it? I thought it was BRAIDED!
"Twit *.*" typed the moderator, smiling.
"Twit ALIASES", typed the moderator, smiling
"Twit C*.T*" typed the MODERATOR, smiling
"Twit DAN.BUSHNELL" typed the moderator, smiling...
"Twit JASON.ADAMS" typed the moderator, smiling
"Twit S*.K*" typed the moderator, smiling
"Twitch! Twitch!" -- Tom Servo
"Two Curlies, fighting for supremacy!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Two are lost, sir, but we saved four." Riker
"Two bad things that go worse together!" -- Tom Servo
"Two big thumbs way up...well, way up WHAT?"-Michael Jackson
"Two big thumbs way up...well, way up WHAT?"-Michael Medved
"Two dead Teckla on your pillow" - Loiosh
"Two down, one to go." - Q
"Two great ingredients: liberty and immigrants!"
"Two hearts that beat as one." -Halm
"Two lives left. I think I'll save one for next Christmas." -- Catwoman
"Two minds with a single memory." -- Max Headroom
"Two months to select my jury and they found me guilty in 17 seconds."
"Two more dead redshirts, and we'll have reached our quota."
"Two pair." "Full House" "What a day I'm having." - Appetizer
"Two scoops of raisins MY A$$!!!"
"Two strings speak in sympathy" The Sensual World / Kate Bush
"Two suns in the sunset.... could be the human race is run"
"Two times and it has rendered me, punch drunk and without bail..."
"Two to the power of one hundred thousand to one against and falling."
"Two to transport Mr. Starbuck...oops wrong show!"
"Two weeks later, I left Vietnam." Forrest Gump
"Two weeks with Sune for all.. boy, the things she could teach =)"
"Two wet fools who forgot to knock." - Washuu
"Two words, Tick. Chick Magnet." - Die Fladermaus, about moustache
"Two words, kid: Foster Home." -- Tom Servo
"Two words: Bite me!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Two words: Closed casket!" -- Joel Robinson
"Two words: Get over it!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Two words: sugar rush." -- Chris Peterson
"Two words: Bite me!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Two words: Closed casket!" -- Joel Robinson
"Two words: Get over it!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Two wrongs do not make a right; it usually takes three or more." L.Long
"Two wrongs may not make a right, but three lefts do."
"Type R?" Picard "Yes, sir." Data
"Typical!So typical!" - Q
"Typing Speed: 756 wpm." - Real live resume statement
"Tyranasaurus Rex: A 20 ton roadrunner from hell." -- Adair
"Tyrants seldom want pretexts." -- Burke
"U.S.S. , lower your shields and prepare to be boarde
"U.S.S. Dieckmann, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!"
"UFO cover-up.......no film at eleven."
"UN Building? What a joke!" -Harry Canyon
"UNIVERSE.DAT not located, suspect Dirty "... but Basketball is a peaceful planet!"
"UNIX was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because
"UNIX?" "No Nick! Not Nicks!"
"UR" Say it out loud and you get "You Are"
"USE MORE HONEY! Find out what she knows!"
"USO : the Uninhibited Sisters of Other guys" - Charlene
"UUhhh, no thanks. That won't be neccessary." -- Butthead
"UUhhhhhh, OK." - Butt-Head
"Ubi non accusator, ibi non judex." -- Roman Law, trans. Petr Beckmann (1971)
"Ugh! And I thought they smelled bad......on the outside!" - Han
"Ugh! He's giving himself a tongue bath!" -- Tom Servo
"Ugh," said Pooh, "So that's what a vagina looks like!?"
"Ugh. That's going to leave a sour taste in my mouth..." - MR
"Ughhh....2400 baud sucks!!" -Butthead "Yeah, hehe, sucks!" -Beavis
"Ugly but well-hung."---Official StarFury Motto
"Uh - I gotta go..." - Mulder, hanging up on Scully (about 5 times) (WotC)
"Uh honey, a P5 with a 20" monitor is perfect for mail"
"Uh huh huh here's like one we just wrote...." -Butt-head
"Uh huh. Want some coffee?"
"Uh oh! It's the stinky guy!" -- Joel Robinson
"Uh oh! Joel's slipping into his puppet routine!" -- Tom Servo
"Uh oh! The movie has a Surgeon General's warning!" -- Crow
"Uh oh! It's the stinky guy!" -- Joel Robinson
"Uh oh! Joel's slipping into his puppet routine!" -- Tom Servo
"Uh oh! The movie has a Surgeon General's warning!" -- Crow
"Uh oh" - Dot "He shot my hair. Son of a bi**h!" - Vespa
"Uh oh... here come the no-goodniks!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Uh oh... sounds like its going to be an epic." -- Joel Robinson
"Uh oh.extreme close up on Mr. Nable!!!" - Stay Tuned
"Uh ohextreme close up on Mr. Nable!"
"Uh ohhere come the no-goodniks!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Uh ohsounds like its going to be an epic." -- Joel Robinson
"Uh, Beavis does things by himself."
"Uh, Captain?" Kim
"Uh, Mr. Ducky has definitely gone quackers." -- Babs Bunny
"Uh, cue the horses!? Corman!"
"Uh, dad? Remember our car?" - Calvin
"Uh, honey, I think the flamethrower gift was a mistake..."
"Uh, is this the right room for an argument?" --Monty Python
"Uh, multiple partner elusions?" -- Mike Nelson
"Uh, thats Evolution, right?" -- Kaneda
"Uh, we already saw this. So can we be excused?" -- Mike Nelson
"Uh, yeah boss, but how do we get down?" -- Goblin Balloon Brigade
"Uh, yeah boss, but how do we get out?" - Goblin Digging Team
"Uh, yeah. I suck blood all the time." -The Tick
"Uh, you mean these panties go for 20,000,000?" -Linna
"Uh-Oh" - Dot "He shot my Hair! Son of a bi***!" - Vespa
"Uh-Oh. Its the Bad Year Blimp!" - Lonestar
"Uh-oh, Butt-head.. I feel a seizure coming on."
"Uh-oh, now what? MAGILLA WHAT'RE YA DOIN'?!" -- Mr. Peebles
"Uh-oh. Definitely uh-oh." - Runt
"Uh-oh. Definitely uh-oh." -- Runt
"Uh-oh. Wait a minute. What's this? This sucks!" - Butt-Head
"Uh-oh. Definitely uh-oh." -- Runt
"Uh-oh... I broke him." -- Crow T. Robot
"Uh-oh... trouble in River City." -- Al Calavicci
"Uh-ohI broke him." -- Crow T. Robot
"Uh-ohtrouble in River City." -- Al Calavicci
"Uh.. that was fully intentional. Really! :)" - Dire Wolf
"Uh.. that was fully intentional. Really!"
"Uh... huh huh here's like one we just wrote...." -Butt-head
"Uh... Sam... You just told him to fly away." -- Al Calavicci
"Uh... multiple partner elusions?" -- Mike "Got it!" -- Tom Servo
"Uh... that was pretty cool.. now what?" - Butt-Head
"Uh... those *are* sheep aren't they?"
"Uh... why has our torch flame turn blue."
"Uh... you can call me @FN@" "I see, Sir @FN@."
"Uh... you can call me @TOFIRST@" "I see, Sir @TOFIRST@."
"Uh...he's my Number One Dad!"--Picard
"UhSamYou just told him to fly away." -- Al Calavicci
"Uh`Things You Say To A Bishop'?" -- Tom Servo
"Uhh, DM, we just found 20 potions of healing...is this a sign?"
"Uhh, I HOPE these are women, I'm getting a stiff one!" -Butt Head
"Uhh, that isn't chocolate, Beavis." - Butt-Head
"Uhh.. we're like closed or something..." -Butt-Head
"Uhhh, do you use that language at home?" - Butt-Head
"Uhhh, we think you're like Cool. Huh-huh..." Beavis & Butt-Head
"Uhhhh, Mr. Ducky has definitely gone quackers." - Babs Bunny
"Uhhhh... no brain." -- Pinky
"Uhhhhhh, No." - Butt-Head
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh."-Lurch Addams
"Uhhhhno brain." -- Pinky
"Uhm, how long have I had my hair this way?" - Beverly Howard
"Uhmultiple partner elusions?" -- Mike "Got it!" -- Tom Servo
"Uhoh. Definitely uhoh." Runt
"Uhsay, Crow? Could you please kill me?" -- Tom Servo
"Uhthat was pretty cool.. now what?" - Butt-Head
"Uhthe lemur did a little number on your shirt." -- Crow
"Uhthose *are* sheep aren't they?"
"Uhura, Signal Our Surrender." "Captain?" "WE SURRENDER!"
"Uhura, you're the only one who can do it." Kirk
"Uhwhy has our torch flame turn blue."
"Ukradeni novac se ne vraca" - Bob Rock
"Um, l-look, if we build this large wooden badger--" -- Bedevere
"Um, yeah, that Florida Land is real great, buy it!"
"Um... I guess it's too late to plead insanity, right?"
"Uma" - Mother of the Dark Season.
"Umgf, Orblg Gnarsk." = "I love you" in Orcish.
"Umm Can I UN-cast that fireball? I think it made him mad..."
"Umm, haunting..." -- Mike Nelson
"Umm. Bill? Don't look now but your knees are on fire." -- Crow
"Umm... I'll be right back." -- Joel Robinson
"Ummm, Trouble with grammar have I! Yes!" -- Yoda
"Unable to comply. Ensign Kim is not on board." Computer
"Unaware how the ranks have grown...." -Pink Floyd
"Unbalanced, I'd say. I have to agree." -- Mike Nelson
"Unbelievable... I've leaped into the Addams family." -- Sam
"Unbelieveable. Do you recognize those uniforms?" Kirk
"Unbreakable" means that it will break in a way you never expected.
"Uncle Jim's outta control! We frag him today!" -- Mike Nelson
"Uncle Jim's outta control! We frag him today!"
"Uncle Scar, you're so weird." "You have no idea." - Simba/Scar
"Unconfirmed?" What are the odds?! - The Tick
"Unconsciousness could *still* be 'warm'...<g>"
"Uncooperative. Hostile. Uncoordinated." -- Dr. Forrester
"Under The Bleachers" by Seemore Butt.
"Under The Bleachers" by Seymour Hiney
"Under The Kimino" by Seemore Hair.
"Under every stone lurks a politician." - Aristophanes
"Under the Grandstand" by Seymore Butts
"Underneath this dress is a little leather g-string" - my school teacher
"Understanding '...For Dummies Books' For Dummies"
"Understanding is a three-edged sword." - Kosh (B5)
"Understanding is not required. Only obedience." - Lennier
"Underwear is not worn on the outside" -- Bart
"Underwear is to be worn on the inside."
"Underwear should be worn on the inside." - Bart Simpson.
"Underwear should be worn on the inside." - Bart's Board
"Unemployed" - By Anita Job
"Unfortunately, Remo, when an assassin fails, he is usually dead."
"Unfortunately, he has the charm of a puff-adder." -- Goldwing
"Unfortunately, there is no cure for the plague." Langor
"Unfortunately, there is no way to know." Tuvok
"Unga, bad time for energy crisis!" -- Captain CAVEMAN
"Unger." "Over." "Over." "Dunn."
"Ungodly Coincidences of the Old West!" -- Mike Nelson
"Unhappiness does not relate. We must study this." Alice 471
"Unholy fish is more like it, sweetheart!" - Vinnie
"Unify, sir? Like a team of animals under one whip?" Spock
"Uninvited guests soon become smouldering wrecks." Windsweeper
"United we bargain; divided we beg."
"Unity through Diversity"- from "1994" by Bill Clinton
"University of Pittsburgh, one hour delay. No morning kindergarden."
"Unknown Rodent" - By A. Nonny Mouse
"Unknown vehicle on desk, please acknowledge..." -- Tom Servo
"Unless *all* your friends call you Swamp Rat ...?"
"Unless I'm mistaken, it's potassium nitrate." Spock
"Unless there was a neon sign saying 'dig here'." - Fox Mulder
"Unless you joined the Maquis without telling me?" Benjamin to Jake
"Unless, of course, you have...water." Neelix
"Unless, that is, they discover your secret vulnerability."
"Unless." -- The Lorax
"Unlike some Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent."
"Unlucky at cards, unlucky at love." -- Father Mulcahy
"Unrecoverable Application Error, Dave" - HAL 9000
"Unscented perfume - comes in an empty bottle." - S. Wright
"Unstable as water, thou shalt not excel." -- Genesis 49:4
"Unstable? Unstable!!!??? UNSTABLE!!!!?????"
"Until after the Tower, at least, that part of your life is done."
"Until his death, no man can be sure of his courage." -- Anouilh
"Until next time, Captain." Sarah
"Until next time, collective dufuses..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Until next time." - Q
"Until the stars fall, I think of you!"
"Until then I don't plan on giving it much thought." Bashir
"Until then, everybody..." Wambaugh "...get out." Bone
"Until then, pleasant nightmares." - Vampira
"Until then, we have to act as if we know nothing." Quark
"Until then, we're on our own." Riker
"Until ya have my dowry, ya haven't got any bit of me." Maureen O'Hara
"Until you are ready." Koch "For what?" Sheridan
"Until you stalk and overcome, you can't devour anyone" - - Hobbes
"Unto thee," Jesus said verily.
"Unyielding resolve has no conqueror." -- Omega Supreme
"Unzip, expand, explode... What pervert came up with this?"
"Up against the wall, redneck mama san!" -- Joel Robinson
"Up close, you're a guy!" - "Far away, too." -- Klinger
"Up the killjoys!" --Ace
"Up with brakemen." -Mike Nelson
"Up yer shaft!" - Captain Scott
"Up yer shaft!" - Captain Scott
"Up yer shaft!" - Scotty
"Up yer shaft." - Captain Montgomery Scott
"Up yer shaft." -- Scott
"Up yours! I meanWe'll be right there!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Up, sluggard, and waste not life; in the grave will be sleep enough."
"Uploading is cool!" "Huh huh uh huh You said up!"
"Upon us all a little rain must fall" -Zeppelin
"Upstream" - by Sam N. Fishing
"Upsyuhdaisy." -- Mike Nelson
"Uptown Girl, She's been living in her uptown world" - Billy Joel
"Uranus is built on a funny tilt, and Neptune is its twin."
"Urine should only be green if you're Mr. Spock." -- Rimmer.
"Urr <wince> Can we not mention fixing me? Please?" - Quickling
"Us, and them, and after all we're only ordinary men" -Floyd
"Use a telepath to ensnare a telepath - ingenious." - Phoenix
"Use every man after his desert and who shall escape whipping?"
"Use phenolphthalein," Orville indicated.
"Use phenolphthalein," Tom indicated.
"Use that famous LaForge charm." - Beverly Howard
"Use the Porch, Luke!" - Obi-Wan from the bathroom
"Use the choke hold! ...the choke hold!" -Beavis
"Use the force, Butthead!" "Ehh... what?"
"Use the forge, Luke!" --Obi Wan the Village Smithy
"Use the fork, Luke." - Ben Kenobi at the dinnertable
"Use the mouse Luke" -Obi Wan Gates-
"Use the mouse, Luke." - Obi-Windows Kenobi
"Use the mouse, Luke." - Obi Wan Gates
"Use your discretion, Mr. Paris." Janeway
"Use your imagination. It was true horror." -- Tom Servo
"Use your own hair brush", Tom bristled.
"Use your right! Use your right! Get him while he's chewing!"
"Usenet is not a bicycle. Usenet is not a fish."
"User" : What a computer programmer says when he means "idiot"
"Users...Wrote us. A User Wrote even you." - Sark
"Using one's brother is *not* considered a bare-handed attack."
"Usually my calisthenics are too intense." -- Worf
"Usul has called a big one. Again it is the legend!" -- Stilgar
"Usul has called a big one." -- Stilgar
"Ut!" - Flaming Carrot
"V.D." - By Dick Hertz
"VAS CORP"%$#^%*&+++NO CARRIER
"VERY WELL, OY OF MID-WORLD." - Blaine the Mono
"VERY funny Scottie. Now beam up my clothes."
"Va-Kul" - Mother of Waters.
"Vaal is Vaal. He is everything." Akuta
"Vaal is dead." Spock
"Vaal! He is angry!" Makora
"Vacation In France" By Hugo Down
"Vacationing In Europe" By A. Broad
"Vaguely European gigolo..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Valentine Michael Smith was as real as taxes." - Heinlein
"Valium and lithium and Prozac, oh my." -- Maureen Slattery
"Valley of The Dames You Wouldn't Want to Lock Dental Braces With"-OL
"Vamoose ya little varmint!" - Data
"Vamoose you little varmit!" - Data:"A Fistfull of Datas"
"Vamoose, ya liddle varmint!" - Data
"Vampires are creatures eclipsed by their own darkness." -- Juliedi
"Vampires never have bad breath.".....Mr. Garlic.
"Vampires" By Dr. Acula
"Vampires... don't even talk to me about vampires." -- Recoil
"Variables won't, constants aren't." -- Osborne's Law
"Variables won't; constants aren't." - Heinlein
"Variables won't; constants aren't." - Lazarus Long
"Variables won't; constants aren't." -- Heinlein
"Variations on a theme." Picard
"Vash is below engaged in base commerce." Q
"Vast ideas are often, on reflection, merely half-vast."
"Vatican II: The Final Reckoning!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ve vill dress like the Village People!" -- Mike Nelson
"Vedek Bariel has no Style!" -- VBSP slogan
"Vee be making big trouble for M00SE and squrrel."
"Vee have vays of making you use Vindows!" - Adolf Gates
"Vegetable Man, where are you?" -Pink Floyd
"Vegetarian": Indian word for "lousy hunter"!!!
"Vehemence is no guarantee of truth." --Isaac Asimove
"Veiled in a false innocence, so clever..."
"Vell, Zaphod's just zis guy you know?" - Gag Halfrunt.
"Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?" "Not *today*, sir, no."
"Vengeance is mine", says the Phreak.
"Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord." -- Rom 12:19
"Vengeance takes many forms." -- Phoenix
"Veni Vidi VCR": I came. I saw. I taped
"Veni, Vidi, Velcro! (I came, I saw, I stuck around)"
"Veni, Vidi, Vermini." - Lawrence Limburger
"Veni, Vidi, Vestibule! (I came, I saw, I hid in the closet)"
"Veni, vedi, veci." (I came, I saw, I conquered.) - Julius Caesar
"Veni, vidi, vomiti!" Thomas Jefferson on the Brady Bill
"Ventriloquism! Big, broad, sassy, and brassy!" -- TV's Frank
"Ver---ry In---teresting...But strange!
"Verb! That's what's happenin'!"
"Verbing weirds language." -- Calvin
"Verbose, isn't he?" Spock on Apollo
"Verify: are we under attack?" Janeway
"Veronica, *very* nice!" "In your dreams, Sleigh Boy!"
"Verrrrry funny, Scotty. Now would you beam my clothes down to me?"
"Verrrry interrrreshting, but shtupid!" - Arte Johnson, 1975
"Verrrry interrrresting...und verrry shtupid!" - Arte Johnson
"Very Nicole Schwabish." "Who?" "Exactly."
"Very amusing. Very amusing." Neelix
"Very clever Worf. Eat any good books lately?" - Q
"Very few people are both a summer *and* a winter." - The Riddler
"Very funny Scotty! NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!!"
"Very funny, Mr. Scott. Now, beam down my pants!"
"Very funny, Scotty -- Now beam up my clothes!"
"Very funny, Scotty. NOW BEAM UP MY CLOTHES!!!"
"Very funny, Scotty. Now BEAM DOWN MY TOUPEE!!" * Kirk
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my pants!" -J.T.Kirk
"Very funny." Bashir "*I* thought so." Garak
"Very good Pris, now show him why."
"Very good Worf. Eat any good books lately?" - Q
"Very good, Worf. EAT any good books lately?"
"Very good. You've understood perfectly so far" - Lore
"Very humorous, indeed. Hysterical, in fact." - Data
"Very nice save to avoid incrimination, bravo!"
"Very nice, Clambake!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Very novel Q. You must get them in the stores for Christmas" - 007
"Very skinny extras make Colossus look big."
"Very smart, Jean-Luc." - Q
"Very smelly. Wait. That's me..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Very unfortunate. We will be dead." -- Worf
"Very well then... prepare to die. :)" - Dire Wolf
"Very well, Mr. Neelix." Janeway
"Very well, Mr. Spock, the bridge is yours." Decker
"Very well, fire when ready." Riker
"Very well. You're in charge, Mr. Carrey." Janeway
"Very well. I'll look into it." Janeway "Thank you, Captain." Kes
"Very well. If you'll come this way." Sisko
"Very well. We'll be in touch." Janeway
"Very, very curious." Neelix
"Vesele' Va'noce a s~t~astny' novy' rok!" - Czech Christmas
"Vesele' Vianoce a s~t~astlivy' novy' rok!" - Slovak Christmas
"Vhat seems to be the trouble, Leutnant Picard?" Q
"Vice Brigadier Sir Thomas "Bullhead" Servo!" -- Mike Nelson
"Victims. Aren't we all?" - The Crow
"Victims... Aren't we All!!!" - Eric Draven
"Victims... aren't we all..." -- The Crow
"Victims... aren't we all?" -Eric Draven
"Victimsaren't we all" -- The Crow
"Victory cuts through an awful lot of red tape."
"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower
"Victory is mine." -- King Arthur
"Victory, Melek...It smells sweet..." - Thrakhath
"Videmus nunc per speculum in aenigmate... Nunc cognosco ex parte"
"Video cameras everywhere. A world run by Sony." -- Tom Servo
"Vidians, Vidians, Vidians, Vidians, Vidians--AAAARRRGHHH!!!"
"Vigilance is the foundation upon which victory is built." Metroplex
"Villians ALWAYS have antidotes. They're funny that way." -The Tick
"Vini, Vidi, Eggo. (I came, I saw, I waffled)" -- Clinton.
"Vini, Vidi, Vinny." (I came, I saw, I listened to the Dodger game).
"Violence is just, where kindness is vain." -- Corneille
"Violence is the ultimate solution." -Dave's new roommate
"Violence never solved anything." Try telling the Carthaginians.
"Violence never solved anything." --Genghis Khan
"Virgil, check for slugs." "Chief, look! I found Dax!"
"Virgin like balloon One prick, all gone"
"Virgin with thimble on finger never feel prick"
"Virginity is not hereditary" -- Heinlein
"Virginity is not hereditary..." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Virginity is not hereditary..." -- Heinlein
"Virgins R Us" has closed due to lack of personnel.
"Virgins R Us" is closed, due to stock shortage
"Virtual Clinton"? Technology has finally gone too far.
"Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin." - Susie Derkins
"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
"Virtue is a relative term, Doctor." Spock
"Virtue is a relative term." Spock, Friday's Child, stardate 3499.1.
"Virus check complete. All viruses functioning normally!"
"Viruses," said Marvin. "Don't talk to me about viruses."
"Vision is the art of seeing things invisible." - S. Wright
"Vision without action is hallucination...."
"Visiting Hours are Over!" -Doc Zimmerman
"Visiting Hours are Over!" -Doc Zimmerman
"Visiting hours are over." Doctor
"Vitale and Scully are my rock and roll" - "Sportscrazed" song lyric
"Vivian, where did you get that howitzer?" "Found it!"
"Vodka, vodka, vodka!" - Jan Brady, Alcoholic
"Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the universe."
"Vogons!" snapped Ford. "We're under attack!"
"Voice come from cow on wall."
"Void where prohibited by aardvark"
"Voila Mes Braves! Beat THAT Stormy!" - Gambit
"Voila! The answer to our prayers!" - Yakko
"Voila. Instant episode."--Tracy Hemenover
"Voltron Force unite! Form blazing sword! <HACK!> Tune in tomorrow!"
"Voluptuous women are coming back in style." -- Rob
"Voodoo acupuncture: You don't have to go." - S. Wright
"Voodoo acupuncture: You don't have to go." - s.w.
"Voodoo acupuncture: You don't have to go." -- Wright
"Voodoo acupuncture: You don't have to go."
"Voon!" --K'vin "Spiffy and shiny." --Tom
"Vorlon, tastes just like chicken to me!" -Joe-
"Vortex goggles on? Here we go!" - Calvin
"Voss not dock anyway. Voss poodle".
"Vote early and often..." -- Kermit Schaeffer blooper tape excerpt
"Vote early and vote often." Al Capone (1899-1947)
"Vote for Perot" - Bumper sticker attached with Velcro
"Vote for Reagan," said Tom electronically.
"Vote for _______," said Tom elec-tronically.
"Vote of Confidence": Translation - 2 weeks notice!
"Voters are stupid; lie and they shall believe..." - Liberal Bible
"Voters quickly forget what a man says"-R. Nixon
"Voulez-vous ce couchez avec moi ce soir?"
"Vowels, Eegah... We need vowels." -- Crow T. Robot
"Voyager--Generation X of Star Trek."
"Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een gelukkig nieuwjaar." - Dutch Christmas
"Vroom vroom vroom!"--Laura Thurston
"Vu Ja De" - never been here, never done this.
"Vuja De: The Feeling none of this has ever happened before!"-G. Carlin
"Vulcan dignity? How can I grant you what I don't understand." McCoy
"Vulcan honors us with your presense." Spock
"Vulcan, I would speak to you." Gav
"Vulcans are a species that appreciate good ears." - Quark
"Vulcans are probably immune, so just take your time." McCoy
"Vulcans do not approve of violence." -- Spock
"Vulcans do not worry." Tuvok
"Vulcans go to movies, but they don't enjoy them." --The Magian
"Vulcans never bluff" -- Spock, stardate 4202.1.
"Vulcans never bluff." - Spock
"Vulcans never bluff." Spock "No, I don't suppose they do." Decker
"Vulcans stole his homework... then they ate Nog." -- Jake Sisko
"Vulcans stole my homework. Then they ate Nog." -J. Sisco.
"Vulcans worship peace above all." McCoy, Return to Tomorrow
"Vulgarity is a part of each writer's equipment." -- Shaw
"W-What is it exactly that y-you want?" - Cecil
"W.E.N.C.H...Woman Entitled to Nights of Complete Happiness!"
"WACO" We Ain't Coming Out!
"WAR : We Are Right" - Chief Elder, Pangaea
"WARNING! DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO LASER!" Huh?.....OW! OW! OW!
"WARNING" cannot find REALITY.CHK load HEIFER.DST (Y/n)"
"WARNING: Never Spur A Red FlightDragon--" <grunt!> Sorry, big fellow.
"WARNING: Windows'95 requires 16 GB of memory. Please Correct."
"WATERWAYS OF THE WORLD" by Sue S. Canal
"WE ARE KLINGONS!!" Kahless
"WE LOOK COOL!!" - The Tick, with Arthur on Two-Eyed Jack's motorcycle
"WE MUST PROTECT THE TEROK NOR RODINA! (whatever that is)"--Ed Lee
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" -- Crow T. Robot
"WE'd be going back to a time when you were only two years old." Paris
"WELL, YOU CAN JUST ROCK ME TO SLEEP TONIGHT!!" - Binkley
"WENCH: Women Entitled to Nights of Complete Happiness!"
"WHA...?" "It's a long story."
"WHADDAYA MEAN I CAN'T HUNT 'EM??? It's TOURIST Season, ain't it?"
"WHADDAYA MEAN, 'FILE NOT FOUND?' YOU <CENSORED> COMPUTER!!!"
"WHAT is THAT?" Pulaski "It's a Klingon delicacy." Riker
"WHAT? Newbie AGAIN? Awwwwww Ma, we had Newbie for dinner LAST night!"
"WHAT?!! Is this some SNOBBY, ELITIST, AESTHETIC THING??!!" - Calvin
"WHAT?!?! All right, Tim, your butt is mine!! (Shut up, David.)"--Gen
"WHERE ARE ALL MY CARTOON CHARACTER UNDERPANTS??!!" - Calvin
"WHERE ARE THE GOD-DAMNED CIGARETTESOh, sorry..." -- Shiela Bungee
"WHO CARES where Carmen Sandiego is?"
"WHO did you call the King?" --Richard Petty <scowling>
"WHO let that F*CKING woman drive?!!" NASA 1987
"WHO? WHEN?! ME?! It was the Booze!"
"WHO? WHEN?! ME?! It was the Booze!" - Binkley
"WHOA! No wonder they call you Mrs. BUSH!" - George
"WHOOMP, there's my butt!" - Butt-Head
"WHOOOOO IIIIIISSS MERRIT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNE!!!!"
"WHat's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung..."
"WIIIIITTTHH...A HERRING!"
"WINDOWS"....From the folks who gave us EDLIN !
"WKRP in Cincinnati, with more music and Les Nessman."
"WN_IMPROV"...Where the Knights are long and round
"WOMEN", Can't live with 'em, Can't shoot 'em.
"WOMENARENEVERVIOLENT!!!" -- lizzie@axe.murder
"WOOHOO! IN YOUR FACE! SHE SAID YES!" - Homer proposing to Marge
"WORF! Growl for me, let me know you still care."--Q
"WORF! Still struggling up that evolutionary ladder?"--Q
"WORK WILL MAKE YOU FREE!" - A Sign atop the entry-gate at Auschwitz; a Nazi DEATH camp!
"WORMHOLE SPOTTED SIR" Well, don't stand there, get me a hook & line.
"WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT ?"-- Bill Clinton in 96
"WOW spelled backwards is... uhhhhhh.. I had it..." - Stoned Spike
"WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" : C-Ko "Sniffle"
"WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Waaa! I wanna go 300 scale miles per hour!"
"Waaa!" - Chuui Jake Bryan's death cry, Assault Suits Valken [SFC]
"Waaah-CHOO!"--Worf "YOWWWLL!"--Spot
"Waaahhh Ricky!! Welcome to the crypt!! I've been lurking for you!!"
"Wabbit Season!" "Duck Season!" "Wabbit Season!" "Duck Season!"
"Wabbit season!" "Duck season!"
"Wackland! Home, Surreal Home!" -- Gogo Dodo
"Waddaya mean "which way"? Follow the holes..." -- Force
"Waddya think took this out!" "Running with scissors?" - Nuts To War
"Wagner's music is better than it sounds" -- Mark Twain
"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
"Wagner's music is better than it sounds." -- Twain
"Wahey!" said Pooh, as HS-Link worked 1st time.
"Wahooo!!!" -Uncle Albert
"Wait 'til Biggus Dickus hears of this!"
"Wait Garak, this needs the Cone Of Silence." "Okay." "What?"
"Wait Garak, this needs the Cone Of Silence." <whirrr> "Okay." "What?"
"Wait Sex isn't "merely" anything." - Heinlein
"Wait a minute! Calm down." Riker
"Wait a minute! I'M BLIND! I'M BLIND!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Wait a minute! If it didn't work very well _last_ time..." - Kira
"Wait a minute! This is fantastic! You're a chimponaut!" -- Al
"Wait a minute! I'M BLIND! I'M BLIND!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Wait a minute! This isn't my cat!" -Data
"Wait a minute!" "What is it again?"
"Wait a minute, I paid good money for that wreckage!"
"Wait a minute, Officer, you're a public servant. Get me a beer!"
"Wait a minute. I married David Hartman?" -- Mike Nelson
"Wait a minute. What's this? This sucks." - Butt-Head
"Wait a minute. I married David Hartman?" -- Mike Nelson
"Wait a minute. We've already considered this!"--HoloDoc
"Wait a minute." - Dax
"Wait a minute; I lost him." Odo
"Wait a moment....wait a moment....wait a moment...."
"Wait a second. You mean you guys *aren't* volunteers?" -- Opus
"Wait a second... you hired a *bodyguard* for me?" -- Stonewall
"Wait and see."
"Wait for it! Wait for it!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Wait for it." -- Jack Butler
"Wait for me, take a dive and take a piece of my life..."
"Wait for me." -- Godot
"Wait just a little while, and the Wheel turns." -- Delenn
"Wait there! We're coming to attack you!" -- Joel Robinson
"Wait while I look up Unicorn. No sense shooting it if it's extinct."
"Wait! I can explain." -- Frank N. Furter
"Wait! Wait! What was the plot here?" -- Tom "Plot?" -- Crow
"Wait! You have not been prepared!" Mr. Atoz, stardate 3113.2.
"Wait! You're forgetting something!" - Yakko
"Wait! Let's not be hasty!" Quark
"Wait! Stop the music!" --Dalton, Chrono Trigger
"Wait! Wait! What was the plot here?" -- Tom "Plot?" -- Crow
"Wait" is a hard word to the hungry
"Wait'll he sees the 8x10s on the bulletin board." -- Hawkeye
"Wait'll they get a load of me!" - The Joker
"Wait, soldier! There's been enough killing!" Eneg
"Wait. Wait a minute. Let me get this straight." Paris
"Wait. You think I'm right?" Mulder to Scully
"Wait... Sex isn't "merely" anything." - Heinlein
"Wait... They're dubbing English into English!" -- Tom Servo
"Wait... no." -- Pinhead "No?" -- Nailnose
"WaitSex isn't "merely" anything." - Heinlein
"WaitSex isn't "merely" anything." - Robert A. Heinlein
"WaitSex isn't "merely" anything." -- Heinlein
"WaitThey're dubbing English into English!" -- Tom Servo
"Waitaminite, what are you going to say about me?" Ro
"Waiter! Two pieces of bread! I'm gonna make a sandwich!" - B.P.
"Waiter! There's a Palukoo in my soup!" "Okay, who ordered Palukoo!?"
"Waiter! There's a fly in my qagh!"
"Waiter, there are monsters in my transporter!" -- Barclay
"Waiter, there's no fly in my soup!" Kermit The Frog
"Waiter, this coffee is like mud." "It was only ground this morning."
"Waiting for soemone or something to show you the way" -Floyd
"Waiting here, seems like years, never see the light of day"
"Wake up! This is Quark you're talking to, remember?" - Quark
"Wake up, its time for your sleeping pills."
"Waking a person unnecessarily should be considered a capital crime."RAH
"Wakka-wakka-WAKKKA!!!" - Fozzy Bear
"Wakko Warner, your time has come!" - Death
"Wakko packs away the snacks while Bill Clinton plays the sax!"
"Wakko, look out for the tree!!!" "What tree?$^#$%^@#$ NO CARRIER
"Walk All Over You" -- AC/DC
"Walk Like An Egyptian" -- Bangles
"Walk This Way" -- Aerosmith
"Walk a mile on these paws and call me a liar." - Gaspode
"Walk beside me, Na'Toth. I must not show weakness." G'Kar
"Walk beside me, Na'Toth." - G'Kar
"Walk him and pitch to the rhino."
"Walk into the light." -- Agent Cooper
"Walk this way." "No, no, *THIS* way!" -Igor
"Walk with me, Commander." - Riker to Shelby
"Walk with me, Commander." -- Riker
"Walk with me, Rom." Zek
"Walk with the Prophets, my child."--Winn to Kira
"Walking the earth as a living corpse is probably in rather que
"Walla Walla Wash and Kalamazoo ..." -- Pogo
"Wanna bet on it? Tribble or nothing." - Quark
"Wanna buy a halibut?" Tom asked selfishly.
"Wanna buy a small mammal?" --Gen "Wanna be an even smaller mammal than you already are?" --Q, MPOS
"Wanna byte my bit?"
"Wanna get back into the game?"-"I'm not ready to solo yet."-Freedman
"Wanna go see Kira?" "Nana, not gonna Visit 'er."
"Wanna help me feed my Dragon?" {Evil Grin}
"Wanna make a football?" said Pooh, eyeing Piglet's skin"
"Wanna play with Gambit? Here, take a card..."
"Wanna pull up that police car footage?" -- Tom Servo
"Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit? ...Maybe later."
"Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit?" Wakko "Maybe later." Yakko
"Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit?"-Wakko
"Wanna see my pet?" - Dot
"Wanna suck face?"-Freddy Krueger
"Wanna take a survey?"
"Wanna watch me blow bubbles with my spit?" - Wakko
"Wanna watch me make Crow look like an idiot?" -- Tom Servo
"Want a bite? Oh, sorry, you're a hologram." -- sam Beckett
"Want a little cheese with that ham?" -- Bowler
"Want me to wake you up when you've finished eating?" -- Hawk to Radar
"Want some of my mayonnaise muffin?" - Dot "Ech, no! Go away!" - Blowski
"Want some of my mayonnaise muffin?" -- Dot
"Want to be our bunky?" - Yakko
"Want to look around?" - Picard
"Want to see a great idea in action?" - Calvin
"Want to see me make bubbles with my spit?" - Wakko Warner
"Wanting is often more pleasurable than having."--Spock
"War and whiskey don't mix." -- General Steele
"War comes to the Land of Dairy Queen." -- Crow T. Robot
"War doesn't determine who's right War determines who's left"
"War has its fortunes, good and bad." -- Kor
"War hath no fury like a Draft-Dodger with his own Army and Navy."
"War hath no fury like a noncombatant's." - Montague
"War is a matter of vital importance to the state." -Sun Tzu
"War is an organized bore." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
"War is never imperative." McCoy, Balance of Terror, stardate 1709.2
"War is not good for people and monsters too!"
"War is nothing but a duel on a larger scale." -Clausewitz
"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Jesse Helms is human" - jms
"War is peace." - George Orwell's 1984
"War is the playground of the ignorant." -- Highbrow
"War is the science of destruction." -Abbott
"War is the usual condition of Europe." -Kropotkin
"War is...a trinity of violence, chance, and reason." -Clausewitz
"War isn't a good life, but it's life." - Kirk
"War would end if the dead could return." - Stanley Baldwin
"War's a dirty game - and I'm a dirty player!" - Blades, Autobot
"War-horse?! Army mule?!" -- Hoolihan to Burns
"War. All that running around and shooting one another."
"Ward, I'm worried about the Beaver."
"Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."
"Ware and were, friend."
"Warm is better... trust me." - Dire Wolf
"Warm it up Chris" - Yeah, with FIRE! - Beavis
"Warm" - father God, hugging every child,
"Warmer, warmer, disco..." -Mia
"Warning Will Robinson, warning!" The robot said as Pooh killed them
"Warp 1, Mr. Crusher". "Aye, sir!" "Engage." THWAAAP!
"Warp 10, Mr. Scott!" Engineer "Impossible!" Scott
"Warp 3 Scotty, and close those damned Windows!"
"Warp 3! Engage!" - Picard, very happily
"Warp 6. Engage" "I can not. It is over the speed limit."
"Warp 6."-Riker "Aye sir, full impulse."-Geordi
"Warp Core going critical!!" Oh yeah, like we haven't heard that before!
"Warp Speed Bones! Oh, sorry.."
"Warp drive is for the Warped,Hyperspace is for the Hyper"
"Warp particles!" Janeway and Torres
"Wars are paid for by the possession of reserves." -Thucydides
"Was *anybody* on that ship working for me?" - Chakotay
"Was ANYONE on that ship working for me?" - Chakotay
"Was I singing? I thought I was dancing." -- Hawkeye
"Was Jimi Hendrix's modem, a Purple Hayes?"
"Was getting on the bus dressed like this really a good idea?" - Nene
"Was he joking? What am I saying, he's a Vulcan!" -- McCoy
"Was he properly impressed by the depth of your expertise?" -- Kira
"Was he the one who had the lobotomy?" Orville asked absent-mindedly.
"Was it food, or was it Memorex?" - Yakko
"Was it love, or just the idea of being in love?" Pink Floyd
"Was it something we said?" - Yakko
"Was it terrible?" "Yes, it was terrible."
"Was she good?" - Trapper. "My lips may never walk again." - Hawkeye.
"Was she still convergent?" He decided to integrate improperly at once.
"Was that a joke? Am I missing something?"
"Was that a joke? Am I missing something?" Yakko Warner
"Was that lame or what?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Was that over the top? I can never tell..." - Riddler/BATMAN FOREVER
"Was that over the top? I can never tell..." -- The Riddler
"Was that yes to nuke Russia ornumber two?" -- Unnamed Blue Blazer
"Was the dark of the moon on the fifth of June..."
"Was there anybody in here?" - Checkov ST:G
"Was there ever a man more misunderstood?" - 007 (Thunderball)
"Was this another one of your holosuite adventures?"--Danny Davids
"Was you born that way, or did your mama marry an armadillo?"
"Was your father...?" Kirk "Yes, he was." Garrovick
"Wash away my troubles, wash away my cares, on the road to Shambala."
"Wash'in the dog! Wash'in the dog!!" -- Beavis and Butthead
"Washington: it ain't YOUR money!" - Rush Limbaugh
"Washuu-chan, you're scheming something, right?" -Tenchi
"Wasn't anybody working for ME?!" -- Chakotay
"Wasn't anyone on that ship working for me?!" - Chakotay
"Wasn't he caucasian earlier?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Wasn't madness the final logical conclusion?" - The Stand
"Waste not, want not. Turn off the Doctor when you leave."
"Wasting Areoflot Planes with BB Guns" - Nelson
"Wasting away again in Margaritaville..."
"Wasting my time, resting my mind" -Floyd
"Watch 'yer top knot!"
"Watch and learn, Stink Bombs..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Watch as I dance in glee!"--Tom Chorlton
"Watch her every move...Superconductor" -RUSH
"Watch her every moveSuperconductor"
"Watch it Smithers! That sponge has corners, you know." - Monty Burns
"Watch it, Fox!" -Falco
"Watch it, Smithers. That sponge has corners, you know." -- Burns
"Watch it, you overgrown grease stain!" - Lawrence Limburger
"Watch me walk around the pool 785 times." --Brian Wilson
"Watch my casket, will ya?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Watch out folks, Fish Guy's gonna swim!!!" - The Mask
"Watch out for Shadows. They move when you're not looking." Sinclair
"Watch out for mountain sized meteor parts." -- Mike Nelson
"Watch out for that buzz-saw!" said Tom offhandedly.
"Watch out for that slicing machine," Tom said offhandedly.
"Watch out for that slicing machine," said Tom disarmingly.
"Watch out for the giant flying space ravioli!"
"Watch out for the poison ivy," Tom said rationally.
"Watch out for your socks."--Data
"Watch out, he's got a broken candle stick!"
"Watch out, he's got a broken milk carton!"
"Watch out; overdose of charisma!" -- G. Bush on himself and R. Reagan
"Watch the jewels!" Salmoneus
"Watch the mountains!" -Goose
"Watch this. Right in the butt!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Watch this." <daaaaaBIFF>
"Watch where you point that thing," Tom said carefully.
"Watch your back, homie." - Beavis
"Watch your mouth @FN@, or you'll find yourself floating home."
"Watch your mouth kid or you'll find yourself floating home" - Han Solo
"Watch your tone with me,for you dance with death -and worse" Phoenix
"Watch your tongue, lad! You're talking about Mudd the First!" Mudd
"Watched over by a South American dictator..." -- Mike Nelson
"Watched the men who sailed you switch from sail to steam..."
"Watching and waiting, for someone to understand me." - Geco
"Watching them turn you into a tart on national TV.." - Charlene
"Water cleanses you know..."
"Water go down the hole..." -- Baby Plucky
"Water! People swim in water!"
"Water's precious." Walter Huston
"Water, Avian, room temp." - Troi
"Water, fascinating! I never touch the stuff myself."
"Water. Evian. Cold." -- Troi
"Water... facinating... never touch the stuff myself..." -- Londo
"Water? Never touch the stuff... fish fornicate in it."
"Water? Personally, I never touch the stuff."
"Waterdeep? Never heard of it."
"Watermelon man!" -- Mike Nelson
"Waves and waves of searing pain! It's in agony!" Spock
"Way down inside honey, you need it, I'm gonna give you my love" -Zep
"Way link!" O'Brien
"Way t'guard the government, you jerk!" -- Tom Servo
"Way to go, Big John." -- Hawkeye to Trapper
"We *HAVE* taken on a few rough assignments." - Skeeve
"We *WHO*, Paleface?" - Tonto
"We *are* heavy machinery." -- Tom Servo
"We *do* make a good team." Hercules "No argument." Xena
"We *must* have a mulching attachment..." -- Tom Servo
"We *were* threatening you. Now we're mocking you, bug boy!" (Tick)
"We *will* help you, in spite of yourselves." - Soul Hunter
"We Brake To Assimilate" - Borg Bumper Sticker
"We Klingons have a reputation for ruthlessness." Kor
"We Need Breathing Room" - Chang "Earth, Hitler, 1938" - Kirk
"We Rikers are an ornery bunch." -- Riker
"We Russians like to catalog our stupidity for future reference."
"We all _float_ down here...." -- Pennywise the Clown
"We all come from our own little planets." Cary Grant
"We all die in time, it's not just the world that moves on." - Roland
"We all feel fear. It's quite natural." -- Father Mulcahy
"We all float down here...."
"We all get hats! Big ones!" -- Joel Robinson
"We all have a dark side to say the least..." -Floyd
"We all have a dark side to say the least..." Drow Priest
"We all have to make sacrifices, Louis." -- Armand
"We all know what comes after 'X'," said Tom, wisely.
"We all like the kid, but we also know he's a trouble magnet." - Aahz
"We all live in a yellow runabout..." - the Beajorans
"We all lose our parents, kid" -- Lord Albrecht, Silver Fang
"We all take orders. Some take them better than others." -- BJ
"We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek, He was a dumb-looking scrawny little four-eyed freak." - "That Boy Could Dance", from Weird Al's In 3-D
"We all watch each other here, Mr. Garibaldi."
"We already *know* who your friends and family are."-AT&T
"We also brought VD, smallpox, and the widowmaker."
"We anticipate robust earnings next quarter." (We bombed in this one.)
"We apologize for the inconvenience."-God's final message
"We apologize for the previous apology"
"We appeal to you in the name of civilization!" McCoy
"We appologize for the inconvenience."
"We appreciate your cooperation." Cranston
"We are Bob and Doug of Borg, eh? Prepare to be assimilated you hosers
"We are Borg." Third of Five
"We are Cat of Borg. Dogs are irrelevant."
"We are Grey. We stand between the darkness and the light" - Delenn.
"We are MicroSoft. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."
"We are NOW of Borg, gentleman. Prepare to be <heh-heh> emasculated."
"We are OUT of penicillin, Commander!" * Dr. Crusher
"We are See-Cubed - the Cosmic Cutie Commandos!"
"We are Tagteam of Borg. <YAAAAAAAAA--WHOOOOOMP!> You're assimilated!"
"We are Vengeance! May the Wyrm tremble!" -- Jalisha, Black Fury
"We are a Justice Sandwich." -The Tick
"We are a race of lunatics and cowards." - Londo Mollari (B5)
"We are actually passing through ripples in time." Spock
"We are alive. That is what counts, is it not?" - Alexander Krivenko
"We are all made of star dust."
"We are all merely cogs in a giant military medical machine." -- Frank
"We are all one-gods, mortal, even fiends come from the same source."
"We are all powerful!! We are SERVOCROWATION!!"
"We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes."
"We are doomed." - Dr. Scrachansniff
"We are eight score young blondes and brunettes" - Zoot
"We are ethically compelled to deny your demands!" Tharn-2
"We are explorers, we explore our lives day by day."Sisko
"We are extra-strange students." - Butthead
"We are family -- I've got all my sisters and me!"
"We are far from the bones of our people." Chakotay
"We are gathered here today..." -- Dr. Forrester
"We are going by way of the Galley."
"We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it."-Eisenhower
"We are going to kill him, and Simba, too!" -Scar, The Lion King.
"We are here for your intelligence briefing, nothing else." Ruan
"We are here today and gone tomorrow, nevertheless." --The Rutles
"We are holding Elvis's brain hostage on Planet Zork." - Bloom County
"We are in *really* big trouble!" -- Joel Robinson
"We are in a mood tonight, aren't we?" -- LaCroix
"We are in deep, *deep* trouble guys..." -- Tom Servo
"We are increasing production," she said. "We can't keep up with demand."
"We are intimate with each other at all times."--Burns, re: Margaret
"We are just passing through history. This IS history!" -- Belloq
"We are losing species." Have you looked under the couch cushions? PJO
"We are males, hear us roar, we are macho dinosaurs ..." - Dinosaurs
"We are mated!" "Yes, I know I was there!"
"We are meant to conquer, to rule, to build empires." Londo
"We are merely following a line of deductive reasoning." Tuvok
"We are never so happy, nor so unhappy, as we suppose ourselves to be."
"We are no longer Nature's children, but her masters..." - Ebon Hand
"We are not Archons, Marplon." Spock
"We are not a supply vessel." -- Crusher
"We are not alone"? Funny, they say that on my planet, too.
"We are not dogs!" - Dot
"We are not going to win this battle with torpedoes, Chief."
"We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat." -Victoria
"We are not invaders. We are explorers." Picard
"We are not working together, and I am not nuts!" -- Harley Stone
"We are on an irreversable trend towards more feedom and democracy - but
"We are on the side of the truth." -- Lennier
"We are on the verge of a great disaster." - Yarka
"We are one." Companion/Hedford
"We are only immortal for a limited time..."
"We are philosophers" "Though we may not be"
"We are secrets to each other; each one's life a novel..."
"We are sometimes taken by emotion and take it for zeal."
"We are star stuff. We are the universe" - Delenn
"We are still on the holodeck." Data
"We are strong."
"We are such stuff that dreams are made upon."
"We are surrendering to you, Heart of the Tiger." - Melek
"We are surrounded." Spock
"We are symbols, and inhabit symbols." -- Emerson
"We are talking about terrorists and you want me to buy a new suit?"
"We are the Borg Dummies! Remember, kids, to always assimilate your seatbelt!
"We are the Borg. Your files will be assimilated."
"We are the CFL. We have a brand of football we're selling." L. Smith
"We are the Knights Who Say... Nee!"
"We are the Knights Who Say...NI!" -from Holy Grail
"We are the Knights who say NI!"
"We are the Komar. This is our domain." Tuvok
"We are the Shadow Dancers" -- Ragabash
"We are the bold and daring crew of good ship Manatee..." - L. Fish
"We are the greatest planet on Earth." -- Quayle
"We are the greatest planet on Earth." - Al Gore
"We are the keepers of the sacred words: Nee, Pen, and Nee-wom!"
"We are the most intelligent planet on earth" - Dan Quayle
"We are the most powerful planet on earth" - Dan Quayle
"We are the same, MacLeod! We are brothers!" - Ramirez
"We are the same, MacLeod! We are brothers!" -- ========
"We are the very model of cartoon individuals."
"We are their commanding officers." Janeway
"We are their future." Lore
"We are upping our standards ... so up yours." -- Pat Paulsen for President, '88
"We are upping our standards, so UP yours."-Pat Paulson
"We are witnessing the twilight of the printed word." H. Ellison
"We are your father and your mother." Bender
"We asked you first!" "No you didn't!" "Well, we meant to." Animaniacs
"We barely got ten minutes!" Scott
"We bear a great attrocity." -- Devlin, True Brujah
"We beat you before!"-Kristen "But now you're all alone..."
"We begin at 1300 hours. Dismissed." Janeway
"We both know these children have no future!" -Skinner to Krabapple
"We both know what's out there!" - Mulder to UFO retreival team leader
"We bought the effect, we're gonna use it." -- Crow T. Robot
"We brake to assimilate." - sticker on a Borg cube
"We break for Cubes"
"We call 'em Pinky Dink and Pork Boy..." -- Tom Servo
"We call it Riding the Gravy Train" -Pink Floyd
"We call it the Nightwatch." Macabee
"We call that one...M'uad Myra."
"We call them Lurkers." - Ivanova
"We call them lurkers. Mostly human, yes." - Ivanova
"We came for your pop tarts! Take me to your toaster!" -- Servo
"We came here to discuss Eddie." Dr Scott "Eddie!" --Columbia
"We came over hill and under hill, by wave and wind, for revenge!"
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!" -- Dr. Peter Venkman
"We can acknowledge our own pretentiousness." -- Tom Servo
"We can also roll over and play dead." - Yakko
"We can always throw you back..." -- Joe Dawson
"We can burn her, bury her, or dump her."
"We can dance to the radio right until dawn"
"We can discuss compensation at a later date!" -- Quark
"We can do anything!" "Oh yeah? Clap..."- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"We can do business, no?" - Ephant Mon
"We can drive a Mack truck through your cues! Tempo!" -- Crow
"We can easily endure adversity. Another man's I mean." -- Twain
"We can endure neither our evils nor their cures" -- Lucien
"We can expect nothing from the Companion." Cochrane
"We can go from boom to bust, from dreams to a bowl of dust"
"We can go round and round all night about this." - Sheridan
"We can handle it." -- The Doctor
"We can inherit wealth but never wisdom."
"We can make safer gun. . .safer bullets" - J. Elders.
"We can move with savage grace to the rythyms of the night.": Rush
"We can no longer take your orders, Harry Mudd." Norman
"We can search it twice as fast if we seperate." Picard
"We can't afford to die here... not even once" -- Bashir
"We can't afford to die here...not even once"
"We can't do that." O'Brien "Why not?" - Gilora
"We can't even keep Lisa Loeb outta' here!" -- Dr. Forrester
"We can't fire full phasers with our screens up." Scott
"We can't give the Narn government any kind of official help."
"We can't help it. We're men" The Red Green Show.
"We can't kill what we can't find." - Joe Dawson
"We can't let anyone defile Lum!"
"We can't make it by on cuteness alone!" -- Dr. Forrester
"We can't repel assimilation of that magnitude!" - Ackbar of Borg
"We can't risk another frontal assault...."
"We can't take over the world tonight, I have Email to read." - Brain
"We can't take over the world tonight, I have to read my email." - Brain
"We can't. Outrun them." Kirk
"We cannot just write off his final scene... take heed of his dream"
"We cannot let this be -- THE END" "Oh yes, we can!" - MST3K
"We cannot make Mr. Data our priority." Picard
"We cater to the occasional fetishes." - Janette
"We celebrate the releasing of the spirit" - Worf
"We chlorophytes have to look out for one another!"
"We come from another...province." Kirk
"We come in peace and also to offer you affordable cable TV."
"We come in peace; shoot to kill Scotty, Beam me up!"
"We corpses have no sense of time" - 007 (You Only Live Twice)
"We could arrange passage aboard a medical ship." - Data
"We could buy all kinds of important things, like... Love!" - Homer
"We could do a mind swap." -- Kryten
"We could do that." - Wakko
"We could get in one of those currents and surf home." Paris
"We could have whatever's lion around!" - Banzai
"We could save Zeon. But what of Ecos?" Kirk
"We could swipe Odo's bucket!"--Nog
"We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie." - Frank
"We could tranport the entire crew back to Alpha Quadrant." Torres
"We could use a tetrion pulse phase quadrature matrix..." -- Geordi
"We covet what we see every day." -- Clarice Starling
"We crave your love!" - Dot
"We danced and we sang in the street and the church bells rang" -Floyd
"We danced in graveyards with vampires until dawn" - Tori Amos
"We demand a complete and total absence of solid facts"
"We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!"
"We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!" -- Vroomfondel
"We did it! We proved the trip was possible!" -- Jake Sisko
"We didn't *mean* to sink their base..." -- Iceberg
"We didn't call you here to collect rocks!" Vanderberg
"We didn't exist until right now..." - Sara Carter
"We didn't inhale," announced Bill and Hillary jointly.
"We didn't inhale," the Clintons announced jointly
"We didn't win, and we didn't lose." Worf
"We dine well here in Camelot; We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot!"
"We do function in your absence, 007" - M (Diamonds Are Forever)
"We do have a lot of work to get done." Tol Renn
"We do have to be careful about preserving the fabric of reality."
"We do not colonize. We conquer." -- Rojan
"We do not die of death, we die of vertigo." - The Crow
"We do not have the First Ones to help us this time." Delenn
"We do not intend to die." Kirk
"We do not know the extent of its powers." "Nor it ours."
"We do not lie side by side and mock the thought of you ...."
"We do not recognize our souls until they are in pain." - Crow
"We do. We are. What more is there?" -- Dick Durkin
"We don't ATTEND parties, we just CRASH 'em!" - Calvin
"We don't `demand' respect... we *command* it." -- Wisetongue
"We don't allow poison to be consumed in our house. ;)" - Dire Wolf
"We don't bow to every creature who has a bag of tricks." Kirk
"We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company."
"We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company." -Ernestine
"We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company."
"We don't do dine-in. We only do take-out." -- Dr. Forrester
"We don't do those any more." - Yakko
"We don't eat our enemies! We have lawyers for that!" - CEO We-Say-So
"We don't even have a jamming device." - Ivanova
"We don't even have to make up words." - Chuck Holcomb..
"We don't get many Presidential assassins." -- Martia
"We don't get to live happily ever after." - Duncan MacLeod
"We don't get too many strangers around here standing up." -- Radar
"We don't go to helljust our memories do" - Tragically Hip
"We don't have a choice." Janeway
"We don't have a song! We don't even have a dirge!"
"We don't have designations; we have names." Crusher
"We don't have one." Paris "Then replicate one." Doctor
"We don't have room for any more peripherals," said Tom bus-ily.
"We don't have to go looking for it. It will find us!" - Sheriaden.
"We don't have to." "Yes we do. The cookie told me so!"
"We don't intend to leave orbit until we prove his innocence." Janeway
"We don't joke in the CIA." -- Col. Flagg
"We don't just throw people to the lions!" - Brutha
"We don't know any of that." Sisko
"We don't know that this can come alive" - Riker
"We don't lie, we deny (that UFO's exist)." -U.S. Govt. ("Official Denial")
"We don't like sissies in this neck of the woods." -- Wisetongue
"We don't like to talk about it." - Firefinger
"We don't morally censor, we just want the money."
"We don't need another hero; we don't need to know the way home..."
"We don't need anyone else. We're brothers." Lore
"We don't need no education ...." -Floyd
"We don't need no education..." /<+++}+X NO CAREER
"We don't need no moderation."
"We don't need to see this shot!" -- Tom Servo
"We don't really understand it ourselves." "Nor does Dr. McCoy."
"We don't take Visa. Just your first born child will do fine. :)"
"We don't usually thank food dispensers." La Forge
"We don't want any adventures here, thank you." - Bilbo Baggins
"We don't want to destroy life, we want to save it." Daystrom
"We don't want to interfere with their celebration." - Brad
"We don't want you to pray for us...we want you to pray TO us"
"We dont need no thought control ...." -Floyd
"We drink and we die and continue to drink..." -- Leary
"We dug her up and gave her a screen test."
"We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot!"
"We ever had one where both of 'em refused to talk?" -- The Deacon
"We exist within the limitless dimensions of the galaxy." -Q
"We fight our way out." Klingon Torres
"We figured out how to do it by multiplexing the array" - Lefler
"We finally got a plot point, guys!" -- Crow T. Robot
"We float, @FN@! We all float down here!"
"We fly for fun, but we wait for a living" Corporate Pilot Credo
"We forget because we must and not because we will." -- Arnold
"We found a stasis leak on floor 16." * Rimmer
"We found a witch, might we burn her?"
"We found something interesting" - Yar
"We found this inside." Riker to Picard
"We get it fresh on Monday."
"We get the credits *and* a tour through the museum!" -- Servo
"We gladly feast on those who would subdue us." - Addams Credo
"We go down and see if God really is with us." - Larry Underwood
"We gon' swim this here crik now... Yard wide an' a foot deep."
"We got Movie Sign!!!"
"We got a better offer from another war." -- Hawkeye
"We got a lot of mileage out of the lemur bit!" -- Crow T. Robot
"We got a situation where someone's got a button connected to a bomb!"
"We got guns! We're better than you!" -- Tom Servo
"We got rid of that weird-assed family..." -- Dr. Forrester
"We got the empire, now as then..."
"We got trouble in Aardvark City"
"We gotta get bigger guns!" -- Dick Durkin
"We gotta get out of this place, if it's the last thing we ever do..."
"We gotta go step on the dragons..." -- Zachary Butler
"We gotta run. Bye!" - Yakko
"We gotta send this to Bob Sagett!" -- Crow T. Robot
"We greeted them in peace, and spent the next 100 years in chains."
"We grew out of our infancy." Picard
"We hAvE yOuR mArS pRoBe. We WaNt 1 bIlIiOn CrEdItS iN 24 Hrs." - Zrne
"We had a fraction for a ZIP code." -- Data
"We had a lotta street scenes and we had to put'em in." -- Crow
"We had an agreement." Kras "That too may change." Maab
"We had bad moon flight propulsion systems." said NASA apologetically.
"We had better keep to the subject," Tom said topically.
"We had the 240. We just had to have the pudding." - Barry & LeVon.
"We had to destroy the aardvark in order to save it..."
"We had to destroy the village to save it." -- Vietnam Soldier
"We had to sit throught the padding to get to the padding."
"We had women and children! I told them!" Harold
"We hate the kindness that we don't understand." -- Thoreau
"We hate them, they hate us, we hate them back - Londo Molari"
"We have a bad case of the sillies." -- TV's Frank
"We have a communcations link with the microprobe." Kim
"We have a duty to the Old Ones." Korob
"We have a flop." "We have a what, Captain?"
"We have a full tank of gas, a pack of smokes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses." - JB
"We have a hormonal relationship." - Opus
"We have a large supply of entertainment tapes, gentlemen" - Kirk
"We have a sort of timeshare arrangement..." - Quinten Barnes
"We have a very *adult* relationship...." - R. Dangerfield
"We have a visual ID on numbnuts..." -- Mike Nelson
"We have achieved weightlessness" offered astronaut Tom lightly.
"We have always been here." -- Nailnose
"We have become too corrupt, and too much slaves to our blood lust."
"We have been at war for 500 years." Anan 7
"We have been given a new champion!" Freya
"We have been walking for six hours. My feet hurt." - Garibaldi
"We have been wounded - but we will never be defeated!" -Admiral Daala
"We have captured your president. He was delicious." Bart
"We have destroyed ourselves!" Marplon
"We have engaged the Borg. The wedding is Saturday."
"We have eternity to explore your flesh." -- Pinhead
"We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse."
"We have found a witch! May we burn her?"
"We have harmony, complete peace." Elias Sandoval
"We have in our midst a complete smegpot!"- Dave Lister
"We have much to discuss" - Q
"We have never had it easy." -- Wisetongue, Get of Fenris
"We have never taxed ourselves into prosperity." - Rush Limbaugh
"We have no choice. Energize." Riker
"We have no crime after dark!" "SWAT Team?" "Vampires."
"We have no crime after dark!" 'Curfew?' "NO... vampires."
"We have no crime after dark." "SWAT Teams?" "Vampires."
"We have no crime after dark." 'SWAT Team?' "Nope. Vampires."
"We have no crime after dark." "SWAT teams?" "Vampires."
"We have no crime in this city after dark." "SWAT Team?" "Dragons..."
"We have no defenses, Captain, nor are any needed." Ayelborne
"We have no idea of the dangers we are about to face." - Janeway
"We have no king but Caesar!"
"We have no more surprises." -- Pinhead
"We have no need for ancient ways, our world is doing fine.": Rush
"We have no need or want." Elias Sanoval
"We have no other industry." Sobi
"We have no taste, but we like you." - Dot
"We have no warp power," said Geordi impulsively.
"We have no way of communicating with Starfleet." Janeway
"We have nothing to fear but sanity itself." - MORK..
"We have only one person to blame, and that's each other." Barry Beck
"We have only two options. We fight, or we surrender." - Sheridan
"We have powerful friends. You're gonna regret this..." - Leia
"We have reached total coolness." -- Mikey
"We have some excellent suggestions, Captain." Kes
"We have standards and expect you not to exceed them." - NEA
"We have stolen a small Imperial shuttle." - Crix Madine
"We have such sights to show you."- Hellraiser
"We have such sights to show you..." -- Pinhead
"We have such sights to show you..."- Hellraiser
"We have the Holy Hand Gernade." - Launcelot
"We have the right to survive!" "Not by killing others."
"We have the right to survive!" "Not by killing others." -- Deela and Kirk, "Wink of An Eye"
"We have them back, Captain. All three of them." EHMP
"We have them right where they want us!"
"We have this scene on a commemorative plate." -- Joel Robinson
"We have to find another way out of here." - Sinclair
"We have to get Odo out of there!"--Bashir "Are you sure?"--Quark
"We have to get Odo out" - Bashier "Must we" - Quark
"We have to get it out of the event horizon." Janeway
"We have to get out of here in three hours." Kirk
"We have to get ready for him"-Alice
"We have to give up a little freedom..." Comrade Klinton
"We have to head back, tell them what happened." - Ramirez
"We have to keep...A watch on our shadows" - Amy Grant
"We have to make sure those hostages survive." Sisko
"We have to protect our own, Lennier." Ashon
"We have to see. We have to know." -- Dr. Chennard
"We have to survive, it's our duty!" -Hikaru
"We have to talk" means SHE has to talk and YOU have to listen.
"We have to talk" means SHE talks and YOU listen.
"We have two sorts of pies: undercooked and overcooked."
"We have unwelcome visitors, sir." - Worf
"We have used the Bible as if it were a constable's handbook."
"We have wormsign the likes with which even God has never seen!"
"We have...to kill her." Bashir-2
"We haven't heard the Devil's side. God wrote all the books."
"We haven't met before. Exactly." Kirk re Moreau
"We havent got a prayer" - Wesley
"We heard about him, and we helped him escape." Sarah
"We heard your fighter was destroyed." Tuvok-2
"We hired you to baby sit. You cooked and ate them both?"
"We hold these Aardvarks to be self-evident.."
"We hold these truths to be self-evident."
"We hope we've touched you with some of our evilness." -- Crow T. Robot
"We improvised, we adapted, we overcame!" -- Gunny Highway
"We join our story already in progress..." -- Tom Servo
"We just came to beat everybody up. We'll leave now." -- Crow
"We just can't let the Cardies have the wormhole!"
"We just don't have time to relax." -- Dr. Forrester
"We just landed." - Dax
"We just moved in upstairs to Deep 12..."
"We just screwed all these people." -- H. R. Clinton
"We just screwed all these people." - Hillary Clinton
"We just totally ripped her off." -Butt-Head
"We just want to kill you for a minute." -- Crow T. Robot
"We kill Pirates." "I'm no pirate, I'm a lawyer." "KILL THE LAWYER!"
"We kill Pirates." "I'm no pirate, I'm a lawyer" "Same thing..... BLAM
"We kindle and char and inflame and ignite...Yo ho Yo ho!"
"We know our will is free, and there's an end on't." -- Johnson
"We know what you need." - We-Say-So
"We know what you've been told." Sarah
"We know where you live." We-Say-So Corp., Dinosaurs
"We laughed all the way home." - Talyn
"We laughed in the faces of kings, never afraid to burn" - Tori Amos
"We learn by doing." - J. T. Kirk
"We learn by doing." - Kirk
"We learn. It's what Humans do." Garibaldi
"We left you the ice water." --Dex "Oh /thanks/." --Rick, LGD
"We like to send threatening underwear." -- BJ
"We like you, Mulder. Your ideas are stranger than ours."
"We like your ideas Mulder, they're wierder than ours" - Saucer Chaser
"We like your ideas, Mulder. They're weirder than ours."
"We live in a bloody swamp! We need all the land we can get!"
"We live in a tower!" -- Yakko
"We look for things that make us go, he can make us go" - Pakled
"We look for things to make it so." -- Paklard saying.
"We look for things to make you mad." -- Pakled Q
"We look for things, things to make us go." - NASA
"We look for things. Things to make us go." - Pakled
"We look to reincarnation to explain our lives..."--The Rankin Family
"We lost another one at *that* campsight..." -- Joel Robinson
"We lost nine minutes!" - Mulder to Scully (Pilot)
"We lost what?" - Scully "Nine minutes" - Mulder (1x01)
"We love him, because he first loved us." -- John 4:19
"We love you too! Say 'Hi' to Mom for us!" - Dot
"We made civilization to impress our girl friends." - Orson Wells
"We made too many wrong mistakes" - Yogi Berra
"We make mistakes, we clean 'em up." - Joe Dawson
"We managed to save the goldfish, but we're sorry about the cat..."
"We may be dealing with a life form." Torres
"We may be stuck with you for a little while, Doc."
"We may make a human of you yet." Kirk "I hope not." Spock
"We may never pass this way again" ...
"We may not see them again for year. Maybe never." Janeway
"We meet back here in 20 minutes." Kira
"We meet later and frag Sherry Lewis!" -- Mike Nelson
"We met in church... she was cleanin' it and I was robbin' it."
"We might get pretty singed at that range." Kira
"We might not live to see yesterday!" -Hoagie
"We might regret this." - Riker "Regret what?" - Ro
"We missed you, Mr. Scott." Kirk
"We monorail conductors are a _crazy_ breed!" * Homer
"We most certainly are NOT!" - Picard
"We move to Camp David and hide. They can't get in there." H. Haldeman
"We must accept the fact that Captain Kirk is no longer alive." Spock
"We must all hang together, or surely we will all hang separately."
"We must all hang together, or we will surely all hang separately"
"We must all make sacrifices, Pinky. You may be next." - Brain
"We must assume we're being watched." - Deep Throat
"We must assume we're being watched." - X-Files
"We must assume we're being watched." -- Deep Throat
"We must avoid *action* at all costs!" -- Mike Nelson
"We must be sure that you are not harmed." Claymare
"We must do this again some time." -- Kirk
"We must fear that which we do not understand"--Homer Simpson
"We must fight fire with fire!" -- Yakko
"We must fight until one remains." - Ramirez
"We must get the doors closed." Worf
"We must hang together, or surely we will hang seperately."
"We must have the courage to quit!" -- Bill Clinton
"We must have the courage to quit." -- William Jefferson Clinton
"We must kill the strangers." Akuta
"We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him" Napoleon
"We must not keep him waiting!" - Delenn
"We must not waste the blood of the other Garou." -- Wisetongue
"We must reach back to the Earth" -- Mari Cabrah, Black Fury
"We must speak by the card, or equivocation will undo us."
"We must take certain liberties in the name of freedom."
"We must work while the clock is ticking." <John Worfin>
"We need a 10-gauge needle", Tom hypothesized.
"We need a 10-gauge needle," Orville hypothesized.
"We need a 10-gauge needle," Tom hypothesized.
"We need a climbing song." "The Laughing Vulcan and His Dog?"
"We need a community leader and it's going to be you Quark" - Sisko
"We need a good night's sleep," the scout told his troopmate intently.
"We need a home run hitter," said Tom ruthlessly.
"We need a more permanent solution to our problem!"
"We need a new bard. All this one does is sing & drink."
"We need a new bike tire," Tom spoke.
"We need a plan that will work!" "Oh, that's different. *NARF*"
"We need all the friends we can get" - Garibaldi
"We need bigger guns, Stone!" -- Dick Durkin
"We need more power!" "We haven't got it! We're being pulled in!"
"We need safer guns and safer bullets." - Joycelyn Elders [12-8-93]
"We need something else." Paris
"We need the help of a housewife and a balding guy!" -- Crow
"We need their computer things" - Pakled
"We need to buy ourselves 15 seconds." Crusher
"We need to completely replace all his blood." Kes
"We need weapons just as much as we need water." Kirk
"We need your dreams, your ambitions!" Sylvia
"We never found the pipe, but Grandpa Louie walked funny after that."
"We never think before we light the fuse. . . " -Yellow Dancer.
"We never, ever, ever do product placement!" -- TV's Frank
"We no longer know your heart, Delenn" - The Grey Council
"We now control the future of physics." -- Dr. Reinhald
"We now have the Fascism of complete Freedom." - Dennis Miller
"We now visit the trachea..." -- Mike Nelson
"We offered the world ORDER!" - Khan "'We?'" - Spock
"We only *have* six photons, Major." -- O'Brien
"We only publish writers with well-known names." "Great, mine's Smith!"
"We only use TrueType fonts." - The National Enquirer.
"We owe it to them to interfere." Kirk
"We own it all." -- Shakespeare, Bone Gnawer
"We own the dirt. We own the gravel." -- Shakespeare, Bone Gnawer
"We own the streets." -- Shakespeare, Bone Gnawer
"We pack so Major Bonkers can get out of here." -- BJ
"We paid for the effects, let's use 'em twice!" -- Crow T. Robot
"We paid for this van and by God, we're going to film it."-MST3k
"We pay tons of income tax" - The Warners
"We play the game with the bravery of being out of range" - Waters
"We prefer to be called `vertically-impaired pre-adults'." - Yakko
"We present 'The Dull Life Of A City Stockbroker'."
"We pull this place through time, to save us all" - Zathras.
"We put down this book. And we walk away." Quark
"We read to know we are not alone" - CS Lewis
"We really are a bunch of classless bastards."-U.F. student (3/7/93)
"We really do need that infirmary space." - Ivanova
"We really need to get out and hunt some heads!" -- Mike Nelson
"We remember your visit so vividly." (We are still having nightmares.)
"We require your ship." Norman
"We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!"
"We return to Transylvania! Prepare the transit beam!" - Riff
"We secretly replaced the dilithium with Folgers Crystals."
"We see in part, and thus is the mirror of prophecy darkened." - Oracle
"We see it, but our sensors indicate it is not there." Spock
"We see nothing but increasingly brighter clouds every day." Gerald Ford
"We seek only to improve the quality of life" -- Locutus of Borg
"We seek the Grail!"
"We seem to be costumed a little out of step with the times." Kirk
"We seem to be made to suffer - it's our lot in life." - C3PO
"We seem to have encountered an energy barrier." Tuvok
"We shall be the saviors of the Earth." -- Brujah
"We shall double our efforts!" - Moff Jerjerrod
"We shall say 'Nee' to you if you do not appease us!"
"We shall see who I drag screaming to Hell with me." -- Dorn
"We share more than pudding, don't we?" "You've got pudding?"
"We shift, call of the wild..."- Metallica
"We shift, pulsing with the earth..."- Metallica
"We should behave to others as we wish others to behave to us"-Aristotle
"We should do something with Frank's head & mail it to him." - Hawkeye
"We should flee in terror! Yes, that would be the wisest course!"
"We should go to Quark's and sing for everybody." Bashir
"We should have shotguns for this kind of deal." -Jules
"We should have wiped out your kind when we had the chance!" - Londo
"We should not discount Jean-Luc Picard yet..." -- Selar
"We should stick to watching the birds, MacLeod." - Joe Dawson
"We should take pride in our mediocrity" - Calvin
"We shoulda let you die!" -- Crow T. Robot
"We shouldn't make any hasty decisions, Jean-Luc." Crusher
"We shouldn't." Paris "It's okay. He knows it's over." Adel Renn
"We smoked it!"
"We spared no expense." - John Hammond
"We speak the same language." Keeler "The very same." Kirk
"We specialize in officers' butts." -- BJ
"We stand between the candle and the star." - Delenn
"We start rehersals tomorrow." - Picard
"We surrender." * Jean-Luc Picard
"We survive. That's our gig, survival." -- Shakespeare
"We suspend our disbelief; We are entertained - Mystic Rhythms" - Rush
"We take care of our own." Sheriff Buck
"We take no interest in the affairs of others." - Kosh (B5)
"We talked about this last night!" - O'Brien
"We taste awful!" - Wakko
"We tend to ignore it, as you do your appendix." Spock
"We thought it over and we're quitting." -- Trapper
"We thought that Grendel had taken you." Freya "Not entirely." EHMP
"We thought that the kiss would be a better weapon." -Breetai
"We took the liberty of removing your mage's brain."
"We tore up all of our swindle sheets & left 'em sittin' on the scales."
"We treat you like a king." - Daryl Gates, L.A.P.D.
"We uploaded Windows 95 to the Borg." - "How barbaric!"
"We use the Geiger-Muller method to check for radiation," Tom countered.
"We used to rob the rich and give to the poor." -- Shakespeare
"We waited all this time for.BLOOMERS?!?"
"We walked around all night, just Jenny and me." Forrest Gump
"We want ... a shrubbery!"
"We want Troi. Geordi's our friend. He can watch." - Hugh of Borg
"We want only peace." Londo
"We want to be fair, Captain." Langor
"We want to make you feel at home!" L. BORGIA
"We want... a shrubbery!" --Head Knight
"We want...........................A SHRUBBERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"We we're supposed to be wrestling, not dancing." - Terrible Tues
"We went in to protect the children from being abused" - Janet Reno
"We went to Greece for a 2nd honeymoon. Six days and seven fights."
"We were always looking for this guy named Charlie." Gump
"We were betrayed..by a self-serving adventurer!" Gill
"We were born to be Princes of the Universe!"
"We were evicted from our hole in the ground!"
"We were gods of passion, of love." Apollo
"We were having so much fun we forgot about you." - Tananda
"We were hoping it would distract him from this 'evil' thing"
"We were in every one of those locations." La Forge
"We were just about to negotiate the price." -- Quark
"We were just friends, Q; nothing more." Q
"We were never away." - Dream Kosh
"We were nominated for an Emmy! Give me a break!!" - Michael Dorn
"We were once as you are now." * Picard
"We were once observed notarizing in public." -- Hawkeye
"We were pretty good sharks ourselves, once." -- Londo
"We were so poor I was made in Japan."
"We were trying to keep this quiet" - Sinclair "Nice job" - Londo
"We were warned about Ferengi at the Academy." -- Kim
"We were warned about chickens at the Academy."
"We were warned about the Ferengi at the Academy." -Kim
"We were worried about the children." - Janet Reno
"We weren't expecting anything!" Harold
"We will all go together when we go...." T. Lehrer
"We will assimilate your tennis players"--Bjorn of Borg
"We will be more alike, Data, you and I. You'll see." - Lore
"We will build a New World Order." -- Adolf Hitler
"We will control the verticle. We will control the horizontal..."
"We will crack this planet like a china cup!" -- Dr. Forrester
"We will crush them with the screams of toddlers" -Wesley
"We will deal with no problems before its time" - typical politician.
"We will definately be spending a lot of time on MASTURBATION!" Buzzcut
"We will destroy them, or they will destroy us." - G'Kar
"We will each take a hostage... for protection." - Troi
"We will get to the bottom of this" - Data
"We will go, far away, for to see."
"We will have to continue this another time" - Data
"We will have to move quickly if we're to be successful." Gowron
"We will know the change of days, and we will know death."
"We will never be defeated!" "We're superheroes!" "We must be crazy!"
"We will never fall back. We will never surrender." G'Kar
"We will pay the price, but we will not count the cost.": Rush
"We will rejoin the Collective?" Hugh
"We will see... what we will see." - Delenn
"We will, in the end, preserve." -Gene Roddenberry
"We win a trip to Ta-Hiiiitiii!" -- Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"We wish to speak to this Vaal." Kirk
"We woke up the chickens."
"We won every battle, and lost the war." Roland of Gilead
"We won the whole dadgum thing!" - Bobby Bowden, FSU Head Coach (1993)
"We won! We Won! We Won! We Won!" - Yakko, Wakko & Dot
"We won't be passengers." Kes
"We won't go back! You don't know what it's like in our universe!"
"We won't take you for GRANITE"!
"We work on soldiers thru the day & nurses thru the night."-Hawk & BJ
"We work on soldiers thru the day & nurses thru the night."-Hawk & BJ
"We work under that same system on this ship." Janeway
"We worked on it." - Rutt Pittman, Crew Chief Kodak Chevrolet #4
"We would zig zag our way through the boredom and pain" -Floyd
"We would've run out of monkey puns hours ago..." -- Tom Servo
"We wouldn't be getting a call from a dead Klingon, would we?" - Lwaxana
"We zap and maim with the bravery of being out of range' - Waters
"We'd appreciate your cooperation, Captain." Bender
"We'd better get going." - Riker
"We'd like to apologize for that last apology..." - Monty Python
"We'd like to go with you." Neelix
"We'd love for you to stick around for dinner." - Shenzi
"We'd rather die on our feet than keep living on our knees" -Brown
"We'd rather have John Wayne."-George Clinton (of Ronald Reagan)
"We'd see newsvids from the front." - Franklin
"We'd sing! Sing! Sing!"
"We'll be back after the stupidest commercials I have ever seen."
"We'll be back..oddball.."
"We'll be destroyed for sure, this is maddness" - C3P0
"We'll be the last, just like it was foretold." -- Shakespeare
"We'll bring you back as soon as something interesting happens."
"We'll discuss the payment terms later." Langor
"We'll do this business with cold steel." -General Sir Thomas Picton
"We'll do what we always do, fight our way out!" -Scott Bernard
"We'll do what we always do: fight our way out!"
"We'll drive off that bridge when we come to it." - T.Kennedy
"We'll either catch them or blow up, Captain." Scott
"We'll find a way around it." - Bill Clinton on the 4th Ammendment
"We'll find an opening, Pete." Paris
"We'll find it!" Odo
"We'll get them. It's only a matter of time. - Sark
"We'll give them a proper English greeting!" "Ooo! Gift baskets!"
"We'll go to the caves; we'll be safe there." Kirok
"We'll handle Landru. Just get us out of this." Kirk
"We'll have this all fixed up in time for supper." Data
"We'll have this old lady ready to fly" - Riker
"We'll have to dinner out. The toaster's broken."
"We'll have to do it again sometime..." Rogue
"We'll have to go back to work in the private sector." -- Forrester
"We'll have to kill you." -- Tom Servo
"We'll have to make due with what we've got." Kirk
"We'll have to operate," Tom's medic said cuttingly.
"We'll have to proceed ahead of schedule." Aunt Adah
"We'll have to use something else for bait." Kirk
"We'll have to wait for another day to settle up with Seska." Janeway
"We'll have to wait until the probe exits." Kim
"We'll hit the stops along the way. We only stop for the best.": Rush
"We'll just drizzle out of this scene, too..." -- Tom Servo
"We'll just have to make sure that doesn't happen." Odo
"We'll just leave that where it was." - Quickling
"We'll just let this scene trail off..." -- Tom Servo
"We'll just park and watch the moon" Tom said feelingly.
"We'll just pick them off, one by one." Diolus
"We'll just see bitch, We'll just see"-Freddy Krueger
"We'll let them sweat a while." Sheridan
"We'll look into it": By the time the wheels make a full turn, we assume you will have forgotten about it, too
"We'll look them over, one by one." Scott
"We'll make a sailor out of you yet." -- Sisko
"We'll make a sailor out of you yet." Benjamin to Jake
"We'll need actors. People who can read lines." -- Tom Servo
"We'll need the BIG BOMBS!" - Skippy "Way to go, kid!" - Slappy
"We'll play poo-poo bombardiers. It'll be fun." - Godpidgeon
"We'll remove any stain & sew up the hole" - Dodgy Bros laundry
"We'll see how you do." - Duncan MacLeod
"We'll see if we can get the Klingons' attention." - Admiral Riker
"We'll see what we can do" - Beverly
"We'll send him cheesy movies! The worst we can find!"
"We'll send him cheesy movies,the worst we can find!" (la,la,la)
"We'll shoot out the tires and let God sort them out." - Servo
"We'll smash tables all over the world!" -- Tom Servo
"We'll steal from the rich and give back to the poor...later." Kirk
"We'll take a bite at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe."
"We'll take it back to the ship with us" - Riker
"We'll take this up tomorrow." - Richard Franklin
"We'll teach you to drink deep ere you depart." -- Shakespeare
"We'll tear your soul apart!"- Hellraiser
"We'll tow this thing out of the landing lights and try again."
"We'll wait for sun-up. Everything will be fine." -- Ash
"We'll wait here until dark" Flavius Maximus
"We'll wait until sex...Uh SIX!! SIX!!!" - Tom Servo to girl
"We're *not* artists." "Maybe *you're* not, Michael."
"We're All-American Boys!" - The Fabulous Rougeau Brothers
"We're Animaniacs! We have pay or play contracts!"
"We're Animaniacs, and we're zany to the max!"
"We're Animaniacs, we have pay-for-play contracts...."
"We're D.R. and Quinch of Borg. Like, totally assimilate!" "S'right."
"We're Going North Like Hell"
"We're Immortals! To Hell with the rules!" -- Richie Ryan
"We're NOTHING like you Humans. We're better."--Quark
"We're SuperHeros, Something ALWAYS happens." -The Tick
"We're a couple of shooting stars that'll never be stopped!" - Biggs
"We're a danger to ourselves and others..."
"We're a few minutes behind you." Janeway
"We're a little busy right now." Kim
"We're a little less cold-blooded about it than you." Anan 7
"We're a most promising species, as predators go." Kirk
"We're a success here, Lister" -- Rimmer
"We're about to be digested. You wanna cut me some slack?" - Robbie
"We're about to go huntin' bear."
"We're all connected in the Circle of Life" -Mufasa, The Lion King.
"We're all connected in the Circle of Life." --Mufasa
"We're all corrupt and demented."
"We're all done. Mankind is done. Because of the flu." - The Stand
"We're all going to DIE !! ..No wait, I remember this planet.." - Neel
"We're all here waiting for you to pull another rabbit out" - Riker
"We're all in this together." Janeway
"We're all merely figments of a deranged imagination."
"We're all nice, sweet, good people. Muahahahha..."
"We're all out of Amontillado," Tom reported.
"We're all outta roofs." -The Tick
"We're alone...in an uncharted part of the galaxy." - Janeway
"We're already working on it" - Picard
"We're an instument of civilization." Kirk
"We're approaching the rogue planetoid, Captian." Chakotay
"We're as serious as a rip in a spacesuit." - Neeoma Connally
"We're as similar as two dissimilar things in a pod."
"We're at the point where something's *gotta* happen!" -- Tom Servo
"We're attempting to exhume this potato." Mulder
"We're back at the beginning of the movie!" -- Joel Robinson
"We're basically evil, granted..." -- TV's Frank
"We're basically scum..." -- Joel Robinson
"We're beaming down." Kirk
"We're being beaten up by the cast of `Pirates of Penzance'!"
"We're being boarded." Kim
"We're being merchandised?" Ivanova
"We're being pulled inside!" Worf
"We're big enough to take a few insults." Scott
"We're blind here; what's it look like?" Kirk
"We're burning up, sir." Chekov, 'Catspaw'
"We're calling the movie on account of darkness." -- Joel
"We're chocolate-covered, and we're going down!" -Captain Decency
"We're dead, Geordi." Ro
"We're dead. World's over. My fault. Sorry." -- Crow T. Robot
"We're dealing with a man's life. No machine can make that decision."
"We're debating in a vacuum; let's get some answers." Kirk
"We're doing all we can. We're only sorta human." -- Lynx
"We're done." "Of course you are, boys, of course you are." - Buzzcut
"We're doomed!" - C-3PO
"We're doomed. There will be no escape for the princess this time."
"We're down here in Deep 13!" -- Gypsy
"We're establishing the link right now." Riker
"We're everywhere, for your convenience...MRFA
"We're everywhere. (For your convenience.)" Psi Cop
"We're exhuming... your potato." - Mulder
"We're explorers from another galaxy." - Alien
"We're explorers from another galaxy." Banjo Man
"We're explorers too." - Janeway
"We're fighting for our lives." O'Brien-2
"We're free people. We belong to no one." Kirk, stardate 3259.2.
"We're free." "Are we?" "Yes." "What shall we do?" "Dunno."
"We're fried cheese." - Lawrence Limburger
"We're from the Government".. "No thanks, we have enough"-- The Tick
"We're from the Padding Department. Where's the plot hole?"
"We're from the government. We're here to kill you."
"We're from the law firm of Warner, Warner, Warner, and Mime"
"We're geniuses!" - Serena
"We're getting a lotta mileage out of that lemur bit..." -- Crow
"We're getting a signal." * Holly
"We're getting cable because the movie's so bad!" -- Crow T Robot
"We're getting there ... bug by bug :)" - Ron Janorkar.
"We're glad Georgia's on your mindlessness..."
"We're goin' down, Captain." Scott
"We're going to attack!" Decker
"We're going to cut this cord." Riker
"We're going to fight fire with marshmallows"
"We're going to get lynched, aren't we?" - Phouchg
"We're going to get through this together." Kes
"We're going to get you out of here, Major." Odo
"We're going to go forth and part the red tape." -- Hawkeye
"We're going to have to have our budgie put down."
"We're going to have to put in a little overtime on this one."
"We're going to have to stop them. Cold." Kirk
"We're going to make a big change here!" Mr. Becker
"We're going to make you IBM compatible HAL"
"We're going to start a crime wave right here at the Bazaar." - Aahz
"We're going to try and stop the killing." Kirk
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
"We're gonn want to ride outta here, Ricky." - Carl Robinson
"We're gonna be rich!" Gonzo. "We're gonna be *dead*!" The Rat
"We're gonna be wussies forever it's gonna suck!" - Beavis
"We're gonna bomb 'em back to the Jazz age." -- Crow T. Robot
"We're gonna eat your brain!"
"We're gonna find 'em, then we're gonna kill 'em." CJCS
"We're gonna find her." - Mulder, when Scully is missing (Irresistable)
"We're gonna get burned. We're gonna get roasted like nuts!"
"We're gonna grind it to a complete halt..." -- Mike Nelson
"We're gonna have a long, hard ride then..." -- Tom Servo
"We're gonna need a real big line-up room." Garibaldi
"We're gonna need another Timmy." -- Mr. Lizzard
"We're gonna party like its 1999!" "SPACE 1999!"
"We're gonna see Princes' `Under The Cherry Moon'?" -- Joel
"We're good, but we can't get you a transfer to Japan." -- Trapper
"We're hanging by our fingertips. Throw us a line."
"We're having Ray Bolger practice!" -- Crow T. Robot
"We're having a father-son trip." "Heh heh. You don't have a son."
"We're having an adventure like the Goonies!"
"We're having an adventure, just like the Goonies!" - Crow T Robot
"We're having scaloppine again today," Tom said revealingly.
"We're heading for the end of something..."
"We're here for keeps." Wade Wells
"We're here on a breast inspection." -- Tom Servo
"We're here to devour each other alive." - Hobbes
"We're hopelessly outnumbered here, Captain." Spock
"We're hoping that this record sells...singing by a wishing well..."
"We're immortal, not gods." - Duncan MacLeod
"We're in position, Benjamin." - Dax
"We're in the middle of a war. You're supposed to be scared." -- BJ
"We're into *deep* TV movie now..." -- Crow T. Robot
"We're just fun-loving rascals." - Yakko
"We're just knocked out.... we heard about the sell out"
"We're just looking around..." - Mulder to nosy reporter (Deep Throat)
"We're just plain MEAN! Even WE can't figure it out."
"We're just supposed to sit here?" Worf, "Cost of living"
"We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year"
"We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl..."
"We're late for English, which means we're early for lunch!" - Homer
"We're late for our romantic evening: Get the lead out!" - Earl
"We're like a fly on flypaper." Scott
"We're like... closed or something..." - Butt-Head
"We're like...Adam and Eve." Vina
"We're living on-the-edge [x4] of the century..."
"We're losing him." Crusher
"We're lost, but we're making good time." - Sulu
"We're mad scientists! What do you expect?" -- Dr. Forrester
"We're mad scientists, damn it!" -- Dr. Forrester
"We're made for each other" Tom said fittingly.
"We're managing just fine," said Dax. "I'm sure you are," said Sisko.
"We're moon kibble!" -- Tom Servo
"We're not *all* dykes." -- Black Fury
"We're not acting. We really are like this." -- Yakko
"We're not being too quiet for you, are we?" -- Hawkeye
"We're not blaming you, Joel." -- Tom Servo
"We're not chasing it. Its chasing us." -- Harley Stone
"We're not corporate raiders or generals." -- Wisetongue
"We're not derilects, not matter what they say about us." Webb
"We're not discussing history." Sheridan
"We're not doing 3500 miles an hour. That's the tachometer."
"We're not done playing yet, are we?" - The Crow
"We're not done playing yet, are we?" -- Eric Draven
"We're not done playing yet, are we?" -- The Crow
"We're not finished yet." Torres
"We're not going to be any 3-clouds-and-a-yard-of-dust-team." B.Peterson
"We're not going to make that same mistake twice." -- Bush
"We're not in Kanasas anymore." -- a bench in Golden Gate Park.
"We're not in the gratitude business." -- Col. Flagg
"We're not interested in this debris." Janeway
"We're not just Las Vegas showgirls - We're commandos!"
"We're not laughing AT you, we're laughing NEAR you." - R. Williams
"We're not like you. We're a democratic body." Kirk
"We're not making this up just so we can take over the world!" - Brain
"We're not mental or anything, so don't be afraid."
"We're not mild mannered matinee hosts!" -- Dr. Forrester
"We're not penetrating the energy barrier this time." Paris
"We're not plumbers, we're police officers!" - Sgt. Reed
"We're not psycho or anything." -- Wayne
"We're not racists. We're only against Gypsies." -- Eric Strohm
"We're not that close, Mr. Garibaldi." - G'Kar
"We're not that stupid, we just know the plot." - Yakko
"We're not that sure of our facts." Spock
"We're now cruising at 22,000 feet - and we seem to be dropping!" - RD
"We're off to Scotland", said Tom clandestinely.
"We're off to see the wizard"
"We're old enough to smell bad." - Butt-Head
"We're on a mission from God." - Elwood
"We're on a mission from God." - Blues Brothers
"We're on a thousand worlds, and spreading." Kirk
"We're on the express elevator to hell.. going down!" - Hudson
"We're on the other side of the galaxy." Kim
"We're one big happy fleet!" - Khan
"We're only at home when we're on the run.": Rush
"We're only halves of a whole, but double the trouble." Battletrap
"We're out of Colombian Coffee" "To Earth at Warp 9!"
"We're out of Columbian Coffee, sir!" - "What?! To Earth at Warp 9!"
"We're out of ammo for the catapults!" - "Use garbage."
"We're out of money!" "Just sell the Kender"
"We're outta here!" - Yakko
"We're over 70,000 light years from where we were." -- Kim
"We're overdue for our talk, aren't we?" Kirk to Karidian
"We're philatelists", they shouted collectively.
"We're philosophers. We think, therefore we am."
"We're poor, but clean..." -- Mike Nelson
"We're practically the size of mice, Brain." "We are mice, Pinky!"
"We're practically the size of mice, Brain." Pinky
"We're pretty funny, huh, Beavis!" - Butthead
"We're publishing our own competition." -- Image Comics
"We're reaaaady!" - Yakko & Wakko
"We're ready to transmit." Torres
"We're rebels without a clue..." * - Weird Al Yankovic
"We're receiving 285,000 hails, Captain." - Lt. Wes Crusher
"We're receiving telemetry." Tuvok
"We're reducing his temperature to absolute zero." -- Tom Servo
"We're running low on everything except customers." -- BJ
"We're running out of options." Riker
"We're seemed to be made to suffer, it's our lot in life" - C3P0
"We're softening to reach a wider audience." -- TV's Frank
"We're still commited to proving his innocence, Minister." Janeway
"We're still losing selithium." - Kira
"We're stoic mid-westerners." -- Mike Nelson
"We're stranded down here, Captain?" Sulu
"We're strectching for the comedy here, folks." --Slappy
"We're stretching for the comedy here folks." Slappy Squirrel
"We're stuck here with our brass hanging out." -- Hawkeye
"We're super heroes, Something ALWAYS happens." -The Tick
"We're surrounded by Romulan vessels." Chekov
"We're surrounded, Tonto!" "What you mean _WE_, paleface?"
"We're talkin' the thing we did on the bridge????" - Pellinore
"We're talking about Jean-Luc Picard." - Riker to Guinan
"We're talking about mutiny Scotty!"..... "Aye!"
"We're talking about sex, right?" - Homer
"We're talking about sex, right?" -Homer Simpson
"We're talking heavy metal mug here!" - Vinnie
"We're the Justice, and you're not."
"We're the ditch diggers and drill sergeants." -- Wisetongue
"We're the middle child."--Rene Auberjonois
"We're the smart party!" -- Lister to The Cat
"We're thinking of chipping in to buy you a smile." - Hawkeye to Frank
"We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little loony!" -- Tiny Toons
"We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little loony....."
"We're tired of your phony fireworks!" Kirk to Apollo
"We're totally alone." Kirk, 'City on the Edge of Forever'
"We're tourists. Not our problem." -- Professor Arturo
"We're tourists. Not our problem." Arturo
"We're trapped in a video game!" -- Tom Servo
"We're under attack by Numeri patrols." Chakotay
"We're underground!" Kim
"We're up to our butts in jarheads." - Ivanova
"We're used to hopeless situations." - Ivanova
"We're very sensitive to small problems." -- BJ
"We're very tired, Mr. Spock. Beam us home." - Kirk
"We're very unpopular." -- Tom Servo
"We're wanted men. I have the death sentence in twelve systems."
"We're we're we're gonna like never score!" - Beavis
"We're working on it." (We're not working on it.)
"We're zany to the max! There's baloney in our slacks!"
"We're zany to the max! There's baloney in our slacks!" - Animaniacs
"We're zany to the max! There's baloney in our slacks!"
"We're, like, closed or something" - Butt-Head
"We've *all* been here before." Riker
"We've Got a Taste For You" New Coke - 1985
"We've a few loose ends to attend to..." --Bobbit trial juror
"We've a lot in common." Dax-2
"We've adopted Satan." -Problem Child
"We've already made some friends here." Janeway
"We've been down this road before..." -- Tom Servo
"We've been fools to think robots can be actors." -- Tom Servo
"We've been short a doctor since the day you showed up."-Hawk to Frank
"We've been sitting on the fence for far too long!" -- Kaiphas
"We've been talking about reprogramming him." Janeway
"We've been through witchhunts before." Amanda
"We've been working on big globs of neat stuff." -- Tom Servo
"We've caught so many Zeons we've got to dump them outside!" Kirk
"We've cleaned and pressed your gun." -- Tom Servo
"We've cleared Voyager." Janeway
"We've cleared the central mass." Paris
"We've cleared the central mass." Tuvok
"We've created an artificial pocket of time around you.." - Geordi
"We've created the scratch and sniff report card!" -- Tom Servo
"We've decided not to harm her." - Q
"We've done 'promiscuity' entendres?" -- Mike "Check!" -- Servo
"We've done 'promiscuity' entendres?" -- Mike Nelson
"We've done Win apps..but we didn't inhale!"--P. Kahn
"We've done everything by the book and a little bit extra" - Geordi
"We've done nothing here." Elias Sandoval
"We've gone this far, you can't die on me now." - Sheridan
"We've got Mr. B Natural practice that day..." -- Joel Robinson
"We've got a flying mouse to kill..." - The Joker
"We've got a long way to go." Janeway
"We've got a lot of work here, you and me..." -Freddy Krueger
"We've got a shooting war going on out here." Ivanova
"We've got many a TV dinner to heat unevenly ourselves." -The Tick
"We've got problems here." Paris
"We've got sonic, electronic BALLBREAKERS!" -Hudson
"We've got the best health care plan there is..." -- George Bush
"We've got the power. What we need now is the target." - Hague
"We've got time for another fondle," said Death
"We've got to do it by the book!" * Rimmer
"We've got to evacuate immediately."-Frank "I think I just did."-Hawk
"We've got to find out what's going on around here." Bashir
"We've got to get Odo out of there."--Bashir "Are you sure?"--Quark
"We've got to get government out of women's uteruses."-Jocelyn Elders
"We've got to get out of here!" Sisko
"We've got to get to the Enterprise and warn them." Geordi
"We've got to leave in four hours. Here's your lipstick."
"We've got...*armadillos* in our trousers." - Spinal Tap
"We've gotta find some humpbacks." "Humpbacked? People?"
"We've gotta get drunk. It's urgent." -- Mike Nelson
"We've gotta get some use out of this death ray." -- Crow T. Robot
"We've had our fill of uniform bullies." - Mullibok
"We've heard that we may find it rather interesting.." - Picard
"We've hit him, Captain; he's hurt." - Spock
"We've invented a Lucy sketch!" -- Dr. Forrester
"We've just been over one civil war, let's not go through another." Kirk
"We've just landed." Dax "On what?" Sisko
"We've lived through witchhunts before- Amanda
"We've lost the Empire!" ... "Well go find it you twerp!"
"We've never been in this position before." - G'Kar
"We've outgrown you." Kirk to Apollo
"We've received clearance from Ops, Commander." - Dax
"We've replaced the Dilithium they normally use with Folger's Crystals
"We've secretly replaced Odo's bucket with new Folger's Crystals..."
"We've secretly replaced Sisko's goatee with new Folgers' Crystals..."
"We've secretly replaced the moderator with chocolate..."
"We've served together for six years." Troi
"We've short jumped, and we're nowhere near a star." -- Lister
"We've spared no expense." -- John Hammond
"We've taken over the government", the general cooed.
"We've taken this same turn 3 times before!" said Orville forthrightly
"We, Robot". The Collective. CyBorg and Schuster. 2493
"We, [Text deleted for brevity] Liberty and Justice for All."
"We, um, we, um, we married." Picard/Kamin
"We, we don't have anyone in authority." Ayelborne
"We-Say-So has been like a loving (if somewhat sadistic) parent."
"We-Say-So: We really don't like having our feelings hurt!" - TV Ad
"We-Say-So: We always shower after gym class." - TV Ad
"We-Say-So: We'll do what's right if you leave us alone." - TV ad
"We...have no more surprises."
"We? Do you have a mouse in your pocket?"
"Weapons do not remain stockpiled." -Tenzin Gyatso
"Weed 'em and reap!" -- Vermont Vegetable Growers Assoc.
"Weegua! Thwept! (laugh)" - Ewok Warrior
"Weelll, a shack full of fireworks! Isn't that conveeeeeeenient!"
"Weep for the future John, weep for us all."
"Weep for the future Na'toth. Weep for us all" - G'kar.
"Weep for the future Slartibartfast, weep for us all."
"Weep for the future, All, weep for us all."
"Weigh oath with oath, and you will nothing weigh."
"Weight is the enemy!" -- R. Loewy
"Weightlessness makes me queasy." -- Sisko
"Weird, weird, weird..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Welcome Back To Earth - Home Of Coca-Cola" - 1968
"Welcome To The Jungle" -- Guns 'N' Roses
"Welcome back to Pangaea's 'Funniest Home Injuries'" - Dinosaur TV
"Welcome back, Counselor." Picard
"Welcome back, Doctor." Sisko
"Welcome back. You're under arrest." --Odo in 'The Collaborator'
"Welcome gently Sir Knight. Welcome to the Castle Anthrax." --Zoot
"Welcome home Tenchi." - Ryoko
"Welcome home, Jim." McCoy
"Welcome honored guests. Entrails?" - Morticia Addams
"Welcome my son, welcome to the machine" -Floyd
"Welcome my sonWelcome to the machine."
"Welcome our newest player of 'Taglines: The Gathering!'"
"Welcome to Air-Otica." -- Mike Nelson
"Welcome to Babylon 5 Emporium!"
"Welcome to Baltimore, Hon!"
"Welcome to Burbank... uh... London!" -- Tom Servo
"Welcome to Coincidence Corner." -- Crow T. Robot
"Welcome to Con-Sleaze-Co!" -- Tom Servo
"Welcome to Deep Space Nine. Please don't empty the buckets."
"Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun!"
"Welcome to Earth, third rock from the star called sol."
"Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion."--Gary Larson
"Welcome to Hell; here's your new Macintosh."
"Welcome to Itty Bitty Airlines..." -- Mike Nelson
"Welcome to Jack Ruby fantasy camp!" -- Tom Servo
"Welcome to Landfill Junction!" -- Tom Servo
"Welcome to Manic Depressionville." -- Tom Servo
"Welcome to Memphis, Doctor Lector." -- Officer Boyle
"Welcome to Mexico!" -- Tom Servo
"Welcome to Northern Overexposure." - Stay Tuned
"Welcome to Olympus, Captain Kirk!" Apollo
"Welcome to Omicron Ceti III. I'm Elias Sandoval."
"Welcome to Paris, MacLeod..." - Hugh FitzCairn
"Welcome to Romulus, Captain Picard." - Senator Pardak
"Welcome to Wonderland...Alice!"-Freddy Krueger
"Welcome to hell, Blofeld." - 007 (Sean Connery - Diamonds Are Forever)
"Welcome to my nightmare. I hope I didn't scare you...." - A. Cooper
"Welcome to my tomb", Tom said cryptically.
"Welcome to my world." -- Sam Beckett
"Welcome to our cardboard home!" -- Tom Servo
"Welcome to prime time, b*tch!"-Freddy Krueger
"Welcome to the 24th century" - Picard
"Welcome to the Annual Meatcutter's Convention!" delivered Tom.
"Welcome to the Delta Quadrant. Captain." Janeway
"Welcome to the Earth, third rock from the Sun."
"Welcome to the Middle Class Twit of the Year competition."
"Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving." - Penguin
"Welcome to the Star Tours Tomorrowland Space Port"
"Welcome to the after life, Jean-Luc" - Q
"Welcome to the afterlife Jean-luc...you're DEAD and I'm god" - Q,
"Welcome to the afterlife, Jean-Luc you're dead." - Q
"Welcome to the biz..." - Aahz
"Welcome to the bridge, Mr. La Forge." Picard
"Welcome to the departmANT of Health and Welfare!" - SimAnt
"Welcome to the jungle - we've got fun & games..." - GNR
"Welcome to the ninth dimension. Small, isn't it?"
"Welcome to the party, pal!" - McClane
"Welcome to the real world. My condolences."
"Welcome to the wonderful world of high technology." Skinner
"Welcome to the world of alternate universes..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Welcome to the world of high technology." - Skinner to Cancerman
"Welcome to.YOU CAN'T WIN!!!" - Stay Tuned
"Welcome young @LN@... I've been expecting you."
"Welcome!" said the matador.
"Welcome, "the voice said, "to the Starship Heart of Gold."
"Welcome, Gryphon, our newest player of 'Taglines: The Gathering!'" :)
"Welcome, gentle sir knight! Welcome to the Castle Anthrax!"
"Welcome, my son. Welcome to the Machine." -- Pink Floyd
"Welcome, space travellers, to the Tom Star Show!" -- Tom Servo
"Welease Bwian!" -- Pilate
"Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you."
"Well *sniff* goodbye virgin alarm." - Dot Matrix
"Well Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it."
"Well I */did/* touch my balls."
"Well I guess we can just count you out of everything." -Hicks
"Well I think I'll make like a baby and head out. "
"Well I was born too late to be a Rolling Stone..."
"Well I was walking down the street just having a think" - Columbia
"Well I'll be!" -Dr. Fred
"Well I'll be, a genuine Felix lighter." - 007 (Roger Moore - L.A.L.D.)
"Well I'm a good dog, they sometimes throw me a bone" -Floyd
"Well I'm a wild card hidin' in the middle of the deck..."
"Well I'm armed so I'll take my chances." - Dana Scully
"Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you."
"Well I've been told I can dance....But I just hate it..."
"Well Mr. Crusher, think you can get your gum out of Helm Control?"
"Well Robin, time to suck the old bat-dick." -Batman
"Well SOMEBODY must have voted for him..."
"Well YOU were the one playing the cymbals!!" - Hobbes
"Well Zaphod's just zis guy, you know..." -Gag Halfrunt
"Well an argument isn't just contradiction." - Monty Python
"Well baste my steaming puddings!" - Blackadder Christmas Special.
"Well baste my steaming puddings!" -- Blackadder
"Well begun is half done" -- Aristotle
"Well bugger me." "With pleasure." -- Karen Peisley, Andrew Rutherford
"Well cover me in egg and flour and bake me for 14 minutes!"
"Well done, Judas."
"Well done, Odo." Changeling
"Well done, Tate." Crusher
"Well have you heard, but something hard of hearing."
"Well he got the point" - 007 (Sean Connery - Thunderball)
"Well hello there Charlie Brown, you blockhead."
"Well how should it look?" - Dot
"Well if I've got it, then you've got it too now sir."
"Well if it isn't the big kahuna." - Yakko
"Well if ur deaf, how do u know what I'm saying" "I'm Reading your mind!
"Well if you're deaf, how do you know what I'm saying??"
"Well isn't that interesting." - Yakko
"Well it looks like her..." Picasso
"Well it probably *IS* deja vu. It sounds like it." --Rimmer
"Well its a small world. You're a Toro too." - 007 (Octopussy)
"Well now I'm off to the White House where I wait in a line..."
"Well now, there's a piece of good news to brighten my day." - Quark
"Well said. That was laid on with a trowel." -- Shakespeare
"Well secluded, I see all." - Magenta
"Well sir, your fly's unzipped. Is that classified or top secret?
"Well son, 'Formatting C: Drive' means YOU'RE GROUNDED!!"
"Well that about wraps it up for God" - Oolan Caloophid
"Well that is really, really... useless!" -- Mike Nelson
"Well then, I'll just tell them to fornicate off."
"Well then, now... have to make him an Acting Ensign...." Picard
"Well then.... FIRE the nasty thing!!" A Hard Day's Night
"Well there is such a thing as privacy." - Ivanova
"Well there's a mugger in the alley, there's a sniper in the hall..."
"Well uh, I think I'll have something to say" - Roger Penske.
"Well well well, we have been a busy bunch..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Well whaddaya know! I can stick to walls!" -- Blink
"Well what's on the television, then?" "Looks like a penguin."
"Well you could put a bag over his head and do it for B5" - Franklin
"Well you pick the place and I'll choose the time..." -Floyd
"Well you wore out your welcome with random percision" -Floyd
"Well you're bigger, tougher, meaner, rougher..."
"Well! I never!" "You should, it's fun." - Slappy
"Well! This is one full-blown gonzo whopper of a moral dilemma."
"Well, *I* think it's cool. It IS cool."--Bill Nye
"Well, *my* scissors are really sharp!" -- Joel Robinson
"Well, *that'll* cut down on tourism." - Ivanova
"Well, *you'vebeen pretty quiet." Sheridan to Garibaldi
"Well, Brian..I'm opening a boutique."
"Well, Captain, what now?" - Scully to Mulder (3x22)
"Well, Commander, I think that take care of the war." Kirk
"Well, DUH!" - Luna
"Well, Don't count your weasels before they pop, Dink!"
"Well, I *could* stay a bit longer!" - Galahad
"Well, I *have* kissed a man." -- Ace Ventura
"Well, I _could_ stay a bit longer!"
"Well, I admit, watching it burn wasn't exactly tragic." -- Garek
"Well, I appreciate you sticking up for me." Paris
"Well, I be done seen about everything, when I see a elep
"Well, I believe you can legally hold on to any money that people give you."
"Well, I can't hear a thing! Let's go to the stoning." - Mandy
"Well, I can't just fly away and leave you here." Cochrane
"Well, I cod to go. I'm herring my marlin calling me
"Well, I couldn't get a REAL job" [Don Imus]
"Well, I did not invent it - I learned it down in Hell...." - Brust
"Well, I didn't actually raise you, but I watched with interest."-Earl
"Well, I don't allow dead rats in my classroom." - Mrs. Jewls
"Well, I don't have much strength or power." - Felice Martin
"Well, I don't like a man with too many muscles." - Janet
"Well, I don't like them... they wet their nests."
"Well, I don't think I need to hear any more." Picard
"Well, I got here with five minutes to spare," said Tom bitterly.
"Well, I hope you have a car."
"Well, I know what a 'movie' is..." McCoy
"Well, I liked it." -- Crow T. Robot
"Well, I never!" "Well, you should - it's fun!" -Slappy
"Well, I never!" - Woman "Well, you should. It's fun!" - Slappy
"Well, I say he DOES have to shoot me now!" *BLAM*--D. Duck
"Well, I speak LOUD! And I carry an even BIGGER stick!"-Yosimite Sam
"Well, I think I'll call it a day." Crusher
"Well, I think that pretty much covers the fly-by"
"Well, I thought I'd try out my sea legs." -- Lt. Dan
"Well, I told her to whack me off..." - John Bobbitt.
"Well, I told the elephants to just forget it, but they can't." - Zazu
"Well, I was *definately* 'speak no evil' this weekend...<g>"
"Well, I'd love to, but I've been so *busy*..."
"Well, I'd prefer chicken." - Cat
"Well, I'll be a son of a Buh-deep, buh-deep, gun" - Porky Pig
"Well, I'll be an S.O.B.," said Tom doggedly.
"Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it."
"Well, I'll think about it and let you know." - Picard
"Well, I'm gonna go for a tinkle.."
"Well, I'm not going to make the same mistake." Nog
"Well, I'm out!" (Kramer)
"Well, I'm speechless!" "Good, stay that way."
"Well, I'm terribly sorry about killing all those people." Kender/Drow
"Well, I'm terribly sorry about killing all those people..."
"Well, I'm willing to rule out mutiny for the time being." Janeway
"Well, I'm yo' huckleberry."
"Well, I've got to get back." Bender
"Well, I've never been very much on gambling." Sheridan
"Well, I've never seen a king of beasts with quite so little hair."
"Well, Laurie's safely potted." -- Barbara Matson
"Well, Mr. Barkley helped a little." - Alexander
"Well, Mr. Spock, so ends your first command." McCoy
"Well, Scotty, now you've done it!" McCoy
"Well, THAT was crude. And I LOVE it!"--Jeff Godemann
"Well, Thief! I smell you and feel your air." - Smaug
"Well, Top, you're the only one still wasting good air." - The Crow
"Well, Ziggy you're looking very user friendly." -- Sam Beckett
"Well, a girl can't be a helpless damsel all the tim, you know."--Babs
"Well, a girl can't be a helpless damsel all the time." - Babs
"Well, a shack full of fireworks! Isn't that conveeeeeeenient?"
"Well, ah reckon he died with his Guccis on."
"Well, another satisfied customer." - Odo to Quark
"Well, another satisfied customer." -- Odo
"Well, anyway..." -- Jack Butler
"Well, at least I lived long enough to hear that." McCoy
"Well, at least I'm consistant." -- Quark
"Well, at least we found them." Kirk, 'Catspaw'
"Well, at least you're still in one piece! Look what happened to me!"
"Well, before I begin swinging through the ship..." - JLP
"Well, bon voyage, Mr. Scott." Picard
"Well, buddy, it's been real. No, it's been surreal." - Stanley
"Well, close the reverse harbor." - O'Brien to Kira
"Well, come see a fat old man sometime."
"Well, don't bring it hither!" Tom yawned.
"Well, don't get all mushy on me. So long, Princess." - Han Solo
"Well, don't look at ME", said the theif in the party.
"Well, don't you even take the bones out?"
"Well, done, Jim. But I'm afraid it isn't that easy." Merik
"Well, either choke me or cut my throat, make up your mind." McCoy
"Well, either we're under attack, sir, or we're having a disco
"Well, except for that, how are things going?" - Skeeve
"Well, first of all, she's black." -- Bailey Quarters
"Well, first the Earth cooled, then the dinosaurs came..."
"Well, forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you know." --Scar
"Well, get unstuck & continue with the briefing." - JLP
"Well, glaze my nipples & call me Rita!" - Bishop Melchett, BLACKADDER BACK & FORT
"Well, good luck." Brynner "Thanks, I could use it." Dax
"Well, he certainly left with his tails between his legs." - 007 (D.A.F)
"Well, he did have a pet selat he was quite fond of."
"Well, he hasn't caught you yet, Doctor." Garak
"Well, he seems preoccupied with recreation." Troi
"Well, he used to be Rindar the Render...now he's Rindar the *Rent*!"
"Well, he's good for parts. Look, his eye comes right out."
"Well, he's... he's, ah... probably pining for the fjords."
"Well, hello, Mr. Fancy Pants!" - Ash
"Well, hit me again, 'cause I'm Not Dead Yet!"
"Well, how about THAT, you doubting Mustapha???" - Genie in "Aladdin"
"Well, how do expect me to type, with my nose?" Roberta Lincoln
"Well, if I've got it, then you've got it too, now, Sir."
"Well, if it isn't Judge Oliver Wendell Hormone." -- Night Court
"Well, if it isn't Number Two." - Q to Riker
"Well, if it isn't the White Knight." Kinkaid to MacLeod
"Well, if not Witches, what?" - Scully to Mulder
"Well, if you can't stand the heat..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Well, in that case, never mind." - Q
"Well, it *is* a prophesy about the Emissary." - Yarka
"Well, it *is* creeping..." -- Tom Servo
"Well, it is going to work, Starfleet." Torres to Kim
"Well, it looks like a great party." La Forge
"Well, it probably *is* deja vu. It sounds like it." -Rimmer/Red Dwarf
"Well, it probably _is_ deja vu. It sounds like it."
"Well, it seems the moment is nearly at hand." Tain
"Well, it should be a bestseller around here." - Bashir
"Well, it thought I was its mother, didn't it?" Kirk
"Well, it was nice while it lasted." - Yakko
"Well, it wasn't ALL passion."--Lwaxana
"Well, it's Nazi World... but a different Nazi World."
"Well, it's got *some* rat in it."
"Well, it's kind of cool to be feared."--Dex
"Well, it's my only line!"
"Well, just pop it on the table and we'll have a look at it."
"Well, lay 'em out one at a time and I'll do my best."
"Well, let him in, you idiot!" - Shai-ster
"Well, let's go chop the sucker down!" -George Washington from DOTT
"Well, let's try it. Energize." Janeway
"Well, like it or not, you made one today, Mr. Tuvok." Paris
"Well, look what dropped out of the tree!"- Freddy Krueger
"Well, maybe a little more, hm?" Garak
"Well, maybe my doctor wasn't." O'Brien
"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle!" ~Mal (Firefly)
"Well, my life is shit, but hey, thanks for asking."
"Well, my life is shit, but hey, thanks for asking."
"Well, no one wants war." -- Kirk
"Well, no plot visible on the horizon!" -- Joel Robinson
"Well, no sign of disease or malnutrition or parasitic infections."
"Well, now that I'm back I'll have to look him up." Vash
"Well, now that you've come to your sense, let's go." - Q
"Well, now we're getting into philosophy." - Yakko
"Well, obviously they had their hands full." - Gul Evek
"Well, of, what did you say?" Cyrano Jones to Spock
"Well, once again we find that clowning and anarchy don't mix. - Tick
"Well, our computer's not working very well." T'Jon
"Well, pull up a floor and stand, then."
"Well, round at my gran's ... she trains polecats."
"Well, she did once I explained it to her." Zek
"Well, she turned me into I newt!" "A newt?!" "I got better..."
"Well, sibs, there it is.... the Garage Sale!" - Yakko
"Well, slap a crinkle on my nose and call me a Bajoran."
"Well, so far *Idon't see a problem." Ivanova
"Well, somebody had to do it!" - Dot
"Well, somebody's going to hear about this!" -- Quark
"Well, technically, I *am* a broad." -- Crow T. Robot
"Well, thank you for reminding me." Janeway "You're welcome." Neelix
"Well, that WAS a pretty wild chariot ride..." Persephone
"Well, that doesn't sound like ME, either." Bashir
"Well, that moment went nowhere." -- Mike Nelson
"Well, that narrows it to Klingon, Breen or Romulan." Riker
"Well, that part was never big with me, either." -- Al Calavicci
"Well, that tree definitely isn't a conifer", Tom decided.
"Well, that was a big one, wasn't it?" - MacLeod
"Well, that was really 'orrible."
"Well, that'll cut down on tourism." - Ivanova
"Well, that's a bit graphic for CHILDREN, don't you think?!"--Garak
"Well, that's a lie I *DO* bite..."
"Well, that's a little graphic for children, wouldn't you say?" Garak
"Well, that's explains alot of things." - Renimar Keth-Solamni
"Well, that's just what we call 'pillow talk,' baby."-Ash
"Well, that's no _ordinary_ rabbit!" -- Tim the Enchanter
"Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!" -- Tim
"Well, that's one of Life's Little Moments!" - G. Carlin
"Well, that's quite a convenient excuse." Kirk
"Well, that's the end of chapter one. We'll stop here." - Calvin's dad.
"Well, that's the problem. You weren't supposed to eat it."
"Well, that's the second time man's been thrown out of Pardise!" McCoy
"Well, that's unfortunate for everyone..."--Cancer Man
"Well, that's what *MASSHA'S* for." - Massha
"Well, that's what it says!" -- Maynard
"Well, the buzz from the bees is...the leopards are in a bit of a spot"
"Well, the sun sinks slowly ..." Pink Floyd
"Well, the train ride is smoother now." "Yes, we're off the track."
"Well, then, thank pirchforks and pointed ears!" McCoy
"Well, there _was_ this girl in Philly." -- James Bond
"Well, there goes Paradise." McCoy
"Well, there is such a thing as privacy." - Ivanova
"Well, there it is. War." Kirk
"Well, there it is." Jacobs
"Well, there's implied death everywhere!" -- Mike Nelson
"Well, there's only one way to stop living..." -- Death
"Well, there's this guy. I'll tell you later." Margo Lane
"Well, these are good men and women." - Richard Franklin
"Well, they didn't get free and overrun the world." -- Hammond
"Well, they may be idiots but at least they agree with me." - Dire Wolf
"Well, they're not wearing orangebetter shoot them."
"Well, they've got them, that's for sure." Scott
"Well, this could be it sweetheart." - Han
"Well, this is a problem." Torres
"Well, this is disappointing" -The Tick
"Well, this is fantasy!" Hengist
"Well, this is it." - Garibaldi
"Well, this is remarkable." Janeway
"Well, this is...unusual." Picard
"Well, to be Frank, I'd have to change my name," Tom surrogated.
"Well, too bad. You got us." - Yakko
"Well, we COULD--"--Bashir "But we WON'T."--O'Brien
"Well, we certainly are." - Yakko
"Well, we could play golf, but isn't this more fun?"
"Well, we made good time." Scott Calvin
"Well, we may be stuck with you for a while, Doc." Paris
"Well, we sure won't be trying that again..." -- Joel Robinson
"Well, we tried." Quark
"Well, we was like family, Jenny and me." Forrest Gump
"Well, we'll talk about it later." Picard
"Well, we're solid enough for each other." La Forge
"Well, well, well" - Derek Daly
"Well, well. The vultures are already here." -- Quinten Barnes
"Well, well. What have we here?" -- Kalas
"Well, well. Its the Master Race!" -- Riggs
"Well, well. The vultures are already here." - Quinten Barnes
"Well, well. What have we here?" - Kallas
"Well, well... Family reunion?" -- Julia
"Well, well... it's the avenger. The killer of killers." - Top Dollar
"Well, well...small moon, isn't it?"
"Well, wellit's the avenger. The killer of killers." - Top Dollar
"Well, whaddya know... it can count..." - NegaDuck
"Well, what do you know-- a talking monkey." - Mrs. Jewls
"Well, what do you know. I finally got the last word." McCoy
"Well, what if there *is* no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!"
"Well, what's on the television then?" "Looks like a penguin."
"Well, what's that I see?" "A Spartan message-staff."
"Well, what's with the captain?" Chapel
"Well, what's wrong with showing a little curtesy?" Kim
"Well, whatever it was, it gave *me* a stiffy!" - Butt-Head
"Well, when in doubt, blame the Wolf...<g> That works everywhere."
"Well, when you put it like that..." - Q to Crusher
"Well, where the hell are we?" Picard
"Well, who am I to argue with me?" -- Bashir
"Well, why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place?!"
"Well, why don't I show you to your quarters." - Sisko
"Well, you can be hurt, can't you?" Kirk to Horta
"Well, you can never predict the weather." - Q
"Well, you haven't lost your touch." Paladin to Blair
"Well, you look about like the kind of angel I'd get." James Stewart
"Well, you snooze, you loose." -Butt-Head
"Well, you're a *wuss* raider!" -- Joel Robinson
"Well, you're certainly not a Terellian." Picard
"Well, you're dead now, so shut up!"
"Well, you're here, aren't you?" - Q
"Well, you're never gonna believe *this*!" -from the diary of Minmei
"Well, you're pretty brave to wear those tights." - Dot
"Well, you're the 'A&A' officer, aren't you?" McCoy to Palamas
"Well, you've done an excellent job with the fire--ulp!"--HoloDoc
"Well-weathered leather, hot metal and oil, the scented country air"
"Well. Isn't that. Wonderful." - Ivanova
"Well. Some people should not be promoted." - Garak
"Well. That didn't turn out so well." - Harry Houdini
"Well. Do we have a ram among the sheep?" Kor
"Well. Now we wait." Janeway
"Well. See you next time, Miss Winters." Bender
"Well. We've been through a few scrapes together." Torres
"Well. What's done is done." - Gilora
"Well... Back to planet Earth..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Well... It's very runny, actually, sir."
"Well... Life as we know it is over..." -- Methos
"Well... She turned me into a newt!"
"Well... Time to drown the lemur!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Well... Where is she ?" - Sisko
"Well...here's anOTHER nice mess you've gotten me into." Oliver Hardy
"Well...it's bigger than I thought."--HoloDoc (visiting the bridge)
"Well...suppose I let you live. What will I get in return?" -Intendant
"Well? What do you think?" "Ick!"
"Well? What do you think?" "Yuck!" -Twin Dilemma
"WellBack to planet Earth..." -- Dr. Forrester
"WellI put off sleeping for as long as possible.."
"WellIt's very runny, actually, sir."
"WellLife as we know it is over..." - Methos
"WellShe turned me into a newt!"
"WellTime to drown the lemur!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Wellwell, it's Springfield High's answer to 'Cheech and Chong'."
"Wenatchee,WA. The Apple Capitol Of The World"
"Went in jeopardy of their lives." -- 2 Samuel 23:17
"Were I a man I would eat his heart in the marketplace!"
"Were I fully human... I would tell them to go to Hell."
"Were a success here, Lister" * Rimmer
"Were you a slave, Flavius?" Kirk
"Were you like this when you were married?" - Ivanova
"Were you napping during the race?"
"Weren't you one of the little people?" - Q
"Werewolf." - Samuel Clemens to Worf
"Werewolf??" "There. THERE wolf..."-Young Frankenstein
"Wes, I don't care WHAT BBS you tuned into, unplug Data!"
"Wesley volunteers to feed Cthulhu!"--WTNE
"Wesley! Don't touch that......" <<BANG>> <<END OF UNIVERSE>>
"Wesley! Don't touch that......" <<BANG>> <<END OF UNIVERSE>>
"Wesley!" "Yes Sir?" "Get OFF my bridge!"
"Wesley, put on this red shirt and beam down to the planet with us."
"Wesley, this meeting is not for you." Riker
"Wesolych Swiat i Do Szczesliwego Nowego Roku!" - Polish Christmas
"Wet's woll!" - Napoleon Bre
"Wetting your pants isn't considered homo, right?" -- Tom Servo
"Wha' ya' mean, Zhen?" --Dex "I thought I told someone not to call me that." --Gen, SN
"Whaddaya mean `Hitler who'? This is Nazi World!" -- Mindweb
"Whaddya think, Mom? 28 hours at 350?" - Fran cooking rhino
"Whaddyer mean, 'I burnt the oatmeal'?... That's coffee!"
"Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!"
"What !" he screamed "OS/2 in ROM !"
"What 'the truth' is depends heavily on point-of-view." -- Oscar Goldman
"What *are* you?" -- Greta
"What *is* Wynonna?" -- Tom Servo
"What *is* this?" -- Sydney "Ozzie and Harriet on acid." -- Duncan
"What *were* they thinking?" Lore
"What ? NO CARRIER ?" - Chet Nimitz
"What Age Or Gender Ever Controled Emotion" - TheWriter
"What EEEEES EET, man?"- Ren Hoek
"What God wants, God gets, God help us all" - Waters
"What I do best on a camping trip is sleep," said Tom intently.
"What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!" --MP
"What I wanted is what I wanted, What we wanted is what she wanted..."
"What I was saying was I'll be damned..." -- Riker
"What I would give to be a latchkey kid" - Calvin
"What I wouldn't give to see good old Doc Brown right now." Paris
"What I'd like is to be turned off when people leave." Doctor
"What I'm trying to say is: GET OUT! GET OUT!" -- Tom Servo
"What IS it with you, anyway?"--McCoy
"What IS that strange shape?!" "Odo's trying to form an opinion."
"What Jesus fails to appreciate is it's the meek who are the problem!"
"What Time Does the 7:00 Show Start?" title, #3
"What a *lovely* singing voice you must have." - Peter Venkman
"What a *senseless* waste of human life."
"What a Child of Darkness you are to be." -Magnus to Lestat
"What a HoRrIbLe dream!" - Jan Brady _Brady Bunch Movie_
"What a LOVELY beaver!" "Why, THANK you! I had it stuffed, myself..."
"What a brave new world 'tis!"
"What a bunch of spooky cats in that joint." - Joey Gaynor
"What a coinky-dink!" - Yakko
"What a depressingly stupid machine," said Marvin and trudged away.
"What a depressingly stupid machine." -- Marvin
"What a desolate place this is" - C3P0
"What a desolate place." - C3PO
"What a dilemma, MacLeod..." - Kallas
"What a dork!" - Butt-Head
"What a femme!" -- Tom Servo
"What a funny thing to do 'cause I'm feeling very pink" -Floyd
"What a good punchline. Pity we missed that."
"What a grand dam," Tom said coolly.
"What a great distraction from complicated domestic issues!"
"What a guy!" * Lister, talking about "Ace" Rimmer
"What a guy!" -- Lister
"What a handsome craft. Such lovely lines." - 007 (T.S.W.L.M.)
"What a handsome group of people!" McGivers
"What a headache I've got!" -- Mr Mental
"What a lovely baby, so like her mother." (Poor little soul.)
"What a lovely woman. So chilly!" - Gomez Addams
"What a man reads as a task does him little good." -- Johnson
"What a maroon!" - Bugs Bunny
"What a minefield life is!" -- Fry
"What a nice night for an evening." - S. Wright
"What a nice night for an evening." - s.w.
"What a nice night for an evening." -- Wright
"What a night" -- Lord Albrecht, Silver Fang
"What a paragon of virtue you are, gunslinger!" - Walter
"What a piece of junk" - Luke Skywalker
"What a piece of work is man..." -- Shakespeare
"What a relief! People are still talking to me!" - Huntress
"What a schmutz." - Slappy
"What a senseless waste of human life."
"What a shame you're not real." Chekov
"What a show! What atmosphere! What fun! And for FREE!" -The Tick
"What a silly bunt."
"What a silly mix-up." - Dot
"What a stilted, pretentious line..." -- Crow T. Robot
"What a strange person." -- Galahad
"What a strange person." -- Lancelot
"What a stressful airline..." -- Tom Servo
"What a surprise! Runt in trouble!" - Rita
"What a thoughtful young man, how nice that we've met." Garek
"What a total jerk calling me meatball head!" - Serena
"What a universe." Sheridan
"What a useless scroll. Just says, "HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR"
"What a wicked animal! It defends itself when attacked!"
"What a wonderful place." "Yeah... It was a friend of mine."
"What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it!" - Heinlein
"What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it!" - Lazarus Long
"What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it!" -- Heinlein
"What a wonderful world you live in" - Franklin
"What a world is this, and how does fortune banter us!"
"What a yutz!" - Slappy Squirrel
"What a yutz." - Slappy
"What about Korob?" Kirk "He is a fool." Sylvia
"What about Prince Humperdink? Who kills Prince Humperdink?"
"What about Ramirez?" - Sheridan
"What about YOU? What do YOU want?" - Morden
"What about a Japanese sword dated 600 BC?" - Brenda Wyatt
"What about our five-dollar birth certificates?" - Beavis
"What about the Halkans? We can't let them be destroyed!" McCoy
"What about the Rimmer Directive, which states, "Never tangle with anything that's got with more teeth than the entire Osmond family"?"
"What about the brightness of that Jovian satellite?" Tom yodelled.
"What about the curse?" - Mulder (Teso Dos Bichos)
"What about the open-lip kiss?" (Elaine)
"What about the quantum singularity?" Sisko
"What about you? Seen any action?" - Keffer
"What about your animals?" Kirk "We're vegetarians." Sandoval
"What actually is a 'self-actualization seminar'?" Hercules
"What alignment am I? CHAOTIC-CONFUSED?" - Def One
"What am I being charged with?" "Oh, No need to worry about that."
"What am I doing here, Al?"--Sam Beckett
"What am I doing here? Where am I?" Kim
"What am I doing here?" Any recruit, any army.
"What am I doing in New Jersey?" - G. Carlin
"What am I doing in this bucket?" -- Mudslide
"What am I doing? This is *my* office! *You* guys get out!" -- Henry
"What am I going to do? I am programmed to serve." * Kryten
"What am I gonna do? I'm uncool..." -- Crow T. Robot
"What am I gonna tell him?" - Wesley
"What am I looking for?" - Mulder "Contact." - Senator Matheson
"What am I supposed to do?!" Riker
"What am I talking about now? I must be tired." -- Doug Pirko
"What am I wearing?" * Cat
"What am I wearing?" -- The Cat
"What am I?" - Talia Winters "The future." - Telepath
"What an >amazing< coincidence." Sisko "Yes, isn't it." Dukat
"What an *enchanting* anecdote!" -- TV's Frank
"What an ego." - Vinnie
"What apples, from the mesquito tree?"--Steve Hart
"What arc importance will the teddy bear have?"---B5 overexposure.
"What are YOU lookin' at?!" - Tom Paris
"What are YOU looking at?" Kim
"What are friends for?" - R.M. Nixon
"What are the odds now?" -=- Kirk "Less than 7000:1" -=- Spock
"What are the odds on something like that?... Don't answer that." Picard
"What are the plans for Minos Corva?" "There are four lights!"
"What are the possible diagnoses?" Doctor
"What are the rules of Calvinball?" -- Rick "There /are/ no rules in Calvinball!" -- The VH, LGD
"What are these films trying to teach us?" -- Crow T. Robot
"What are these people saying?" -- Crow T. Robot
"What are these things?" Kim
"What are they celebrating?" Alice 118 "Their captivity." Kirk
"What are they doing in a laundromat?" -- Crow T. Robot
"What are they doing?" Alice 2 "They're celebrating." Kirk
"What are we going to do about Kryten?" * Rimmer
"What are we going to do tomorrow night, Brain?" - Pinky
"What are we seeing here? Twentieth-century Rome?" -- Kirk
"What are we seeing here? 20th Century Rome?" Kirk
"What are we, if we deny the dance?"
"What are you DOING here?!" "Oh, I do Rachel."
"What are you DOING?!?"- Ren Hoek
"What are you doing Dave? This is highly Irregular"
"What are you doing in here?" - Woman "Nobody." - Nate. (STVH)
"What are you doing!?" - Dr. Scratchansniff
"What are you doing, Dave?"
"What are you doing? That was my best spear!" -- Joel Robinson
"What are you doing? Torturing a clown?" -- Yakko
"What are you doing? That was my best spear!" -- Joel Robinson
"What are you doing?! Torturing a clown??" - Yakko
"What are you doing?" "Throwing a monkey wrench into the machinery."
"What are you doing?" Picard to Data
"What are you doing?" Janeway to Neelix
"What are you doing?" Thelev "You speculate." Kirk
"What are you drinking, Bela?" "Formaldahyde."
"What are you feeling right now?" "My left nad. Heh heh. It itches."
"What are you going to do about my BOOBS?" Ai-chan
"What are you going to do to him?" Kes
"What are you going to do with that pie?" -- Al Calavicci
"What are you going to do, bleed on me?" --Monty Python
"What are you going to do, shove them out an airlock?" - Sinclair
"What are you going to do? Arrest me for smoking?"
"What are you hiding?"- Ren Hoek
"What are you in for?" "I told the same lie twice."
"What are you looking at Bart? Are those notty dogs back again?"
"What are you looking at?" - Q
"What are you looking at?" -- Dr. Forrester
"What are you smiling about?" Kira
"What are you talking about, grease stain?" * Cat
"What are you talking about? Its not my birthday" - Franklin
"What are you talking about? " Kes
"What are you talking about? It's not my birthday." Franklin
"What are you telling him, Mufasa? Mufasa? Simba? *Aiii*" <thump> -Zazu
"What are you waiting for, MacLeod?" Methos
"What are you, machine or being." "I am both, and neither."
"What are you, some kind of butt ventriloquist?" - Butt-Head
"What are you, some kind of doomsday machine boy?" - Sheriff J.W. Pepper
"What are you?" "I am the Guardian of Forever."
"What are you??!!" Roberta Lincoln to Spock
"What are your intentions, Professor?" - Data
"What big a fool do U think I am?" -GF "About size 8, double D" - Wakko
"What bozo got beet juice on page 42??" -- Klinger
"What can I do for you?" Janeway to Kes
"What can I do? Somebody, please tell me." Anan 7
"What can I do?! I'm stuck on a plastic porpoise!!"
"What can I do?" "Nothing, Harry, just...go to sleep."
"What can I say? I'm amazing..." -- Jack Butler
"What can this strange device be?" -RUSH 2112
"What can you say about chocolate covered manhole covers?"
"What color is the sky in your world, Joel?" -- Crow T. Robot
"What color is your parachute?" -- Mike Nelson
"What comes before cocious?" Tom asked precociously.
"What comes before now is no different from what is now."
"What comes from the heart, goes to the heart." - Samuel T. Coleridge
"What component in yonder disk drive broke?"
"What cordinates?" "Anywhere in the universe but here!"
"What cordinates?" -Grel "Anywhere in the universe but here!" -Khyron
"What could The Others do to cause such terror?" Chekov
"What could a 5-year-old write that's personal?" -- Col. Potter
"What could be better than Fenton, the Death Sheep from Hell?" - TS
"What could be worse than this?" -- Tom Servo
"What could do something like this?" Torres
"What could go wrong in a swell place like 'The Evil Eye'?" -The Tick
"What could the Nagus possibly want with you?" Quark
"What country is this taking place in?" -- Crow T. Robot
"What country's this taking place in?" "Europe."
"What d'you mean, `Miss'?" --Rick "Sorry, I have a Cardassian virus." --Syndi, MPOS
"What details? Black is black!" -- Greta
"What did I do to deserve this?" -- Tom Servo
"What did I do wrong?" LEAR, REX
"What did I tell you?" Neelix
"What did I want at the store?" he asked listlessly.
"What did he do?" "He... used... SARCASM!" Luigi, on Dinsdale
"What did he get in first aid class?" "4.0" "3.7"
"What did he mean, `there can be only one'? One what?" -- Brenda
"What did somebody say? That paradise must have looked like?" Kirk
"What did they call you, the God of Lies?" - Vash to Q
"What did they call you? God of Lies?" "They meant it affectionately."
"What did they do to deserve this?" Bashir
"What did they do to you, Captain?" Spock
"What did you do that for!?" --Store clerk "It's not me." --Martin
"What did you do to the computer, Monkey-Man?" -- Zaphod
"What did you dream? It's alright we told you what to dream" -Floyd
"What did you expect? You're an astronaut!" -- Crow T. Robot
"What did you expect? You're an astronaut, dickweed!" -- Crow
"What did you expect? You're an astronaut!" -- Crow T. Robot
"What did you expect? You're an astronaut, dickweed!" -- Crow
"What did you have him Cook?" "Sausages and plants and Goldfish!"
"What did you have in mind?" - Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
"What did you have to gain by fighting the Tholians?" McCoy
"What did you say you called it?" "Pecan pie."
"What did you say? A fish?" - Walt
"What did you see?" * Lister "Me!" * Cat
"What did you see?" Allen "Nothing. Shadows." Sheridan
"What did your teenage daughter do all summer?" "Her hair and nails!"
"What do I call you? Lucifer? Satan?" -- Joe Malik
"What do I do if I am running low on my [computer] account?" "Take out a loan." - C. Durance Computer Science 234
"What do I do if I fall off a roof?" Scott Calvin
"What do I have to do to convince you people?" --Q "Die." --Worf
"What do I have to do to convince you that I'm mortal?" -- Q
"What do I know? I only run this world."
"What do I look like?! A dictionary!?" - Noah Webster
"What do YOU want?" Morden to Vir
"What do ants and bees use for cattle?" asked Tom avidly.
"What do batteries run on? - s.w
"What do batteries run on?" - S. Wright
"What do batteries run on?" - s.w.
"What do batteries run on?" -- Wright
"What do churches have to do with lunatics?" - Staal
"What do good an evil mean? To a vampire, everything" -- Ty
"What do they FEED you X-Men, anyway??"
"What do they live on when they can't get hobbit...?"
"What do we do now, go up and knock?" McCoy
"What do we do, drink it?" "Yeah." "Good, thought so."
"What do we know about Garak?" Sisko
"What do you MEAN, you `killed him, cha-cha-cha'?"--Lister
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick!" - Bill Kirchenbaum
"What do you call those?" Flavius Maximus
"What do you do for a living?" "I'm a hard drive" "What is it?" "It's something in the field of computers"
"What do you do for a living?" "I'm a remote control" "What is it?" "It's something in the field of television"
"What do you expect, a hologram to knock?" -- Al Calavicci
"What do you expect? It is a computer." -- Worf
"What do you get if you drop Kira down a mine shaft?" "A flat Major."
"What do you get if you drop a piano on Kira?" "A flat Major."
"What do you give a man who has everything?" the pretty teenager asked her mother. "Encouragement, dear," she replied
"What do you have in mind, Tuvok?" Janeway
"What do you have to lose? Open it!" Zek
"What do you have to say for yourself, Mr. Mask?" "Ooops!"
"What do you know about free radicals?" - DS "Is this a quiz?" - FM
"What do you know, asswipe?" - Beavis
"What do you know? We're major mockers." -- Hawkeye
"What do you make of it, Mr. Tuvok?" Janeway
"What do you make of the cat, Mr. Spock?" Kirk
"What do you mean 'I burnt the oatmeal'? That's COFFEE
"What do you mean 'I'm in a wheelchair'?"
"What do you mean 'We just did it' Kes ?!?!" - Neelix in Nebula
"What do you mean 'We', Kimosabe?" he asked bravely.
"What do you mean 'We're enroute to Babylon 5'?" - Picard
"What do you mean 'Where's the car'? This *is* the car."
"What do you mean 'we', Kemosabe?"
"What do you mean 'yes,' it's me." - Ivanova
"What do you mean - I'm dead?"
"What do you mean `Save versus Overkill?!'"
"What do you mean by `Zuchinni of Death', Blindside?" -- MindWeb
"What do you mean by that?" Picard "I cannot say." Data
"What do you mean he'll need a tie to come in? This is my wife!"
"What do you mean high sticking? I was just stretching"- Chris Chelios
"What do you mean my Birth Certificate expired?"
"What do you mean my characters talk funny?" D. RUNYON
"What do you mean the Romulans have developed Phas-" Picard
"What do you mean we're out of bat's milk again, Tammy?!!!"
"What do you mean you 'formatted' the cat?!?"
"What do you mean you `Killed him, cha-cha-cha'?" -- Lister
"What do you mean you formatted c:?"
"What do you mean you killed him, cha-cha-cha?" - Lister
"What do you mean you reformatted the cat?"
"What do you mean you've got a job for me?" - Hercules
"What do you mean, 'Flash Gordon approaching'?"
"What do you mean, 'beings like yourselves?'" Kirk
"What do you mean, 'if both survive?'" Kirk
"What do you mean, 'sense THIS!'" -Troi
"What do you mean, 'you've got a little job for me'?" -Hercules
"What do you mean, `Miss?'" "Sorry, I have a cold."
"What do you mean, `Sense This!'?" -- Troi
"What do you mean, `if both survive'?" -- Kirk
"What do you mean, no pulse?" -- Hawkeye
"What do you mean, we're en-route to Babylon 5?" - Picard
"What do you mean, what sort of work? I'm a doctor!" McCoy
"What do you mean, you 'formatted' the cat?!?"
"What do you mean, you formatted the dog?"
"What do you mean; an African or European swallow?"
"What do you need a fake ID for?" "So I can vote." - the jock and the nerd in "Breakfast Club"
"What do you pay him?"
"What do you say... grease gusher no. 7?" - Vinnie
"What do you see?" "Ugly black spots!"
"What do you think Neelix would want?" Paris "I'm not sure." Kes
"What do you think of my outfit, Garfield?" "Wah-ha-ha-ha!"
"What do you think of the Enterprise-D?" Picard to Scott
"What do you think of the Tibetan ox?" yackety-yakked Tom.
"What do you think of this Klingon weapon?" asked Worf with a heavy acce
"What do you think of this Klingon weapon?" asked Worf.
"What do you think that kind of thing does to a kid." - Alex Knox
"What do you think this is, chopped liver?"
"What do you think you're doing?" Bashir
"What do you think, I'm in Math, or something? :)"
"What do you think, Mulder?" "About the guy's plumbing?"
"What do you think, Mulder?" - Scully "About the guy's plumbing?" - Mulder
"What do you think?" "I think one of you is enough..."
"What do you think?"..."Looks like crap."..."SHIP IT!"
"What do you want for Christmas?" "100 slave dogs." -Garfield
"What do you want for your birthday?" - "100 slave dogs." -- Garfield
"What do you want from me?"
"What do you want from us? We're evil! EVIL!!!"
"What do you want from us? We're Evil!"
"What do you want me to do--dress in drag and do the hula?" - Timon
"What do you want me to do? Wear a skirt and do the hula?" -Timon
"What do you want me to do? Date it?" "You would if it were female."
"What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?"
"What do you want me to say?" Odo "Anything." Kira
"What do you want to be when you grow up? I'm looking for ideas."
"What do you want to do tonight, Brain?" Pinky
"What do you want to do, throw molotovs?" -- Tully
"What do you want to go back into the Army for?" Donna Reed
"What do you want you moon faced assassin of joy?" - Londo (B5)
"What do you want? You...you want the moon?" James Stewart
"What do you want? What do you want from me?" Sheridan
"What do you want?" "Your head... and The Prize!"
"What do you want?" - Morden, "Signs and Portents"
"What do you want?" - Richard Franklin "To talk." - Franklin
"What do you want?" - Sheridan "Never ask that question." - Kosh
"What do you want?" Richard Franklin "To talk."
"What do you want?" Sheridan "Never ask that question." Koch
"What do you wish me to do, dear?" - Data
"What does 86 years come out with time off for good behavior?"
"What does God need with a Star Ship?" -- Spock
"What does God need with a starship?" - Kirk
"What does Zek want with me?" Quark
"What does `Formatting Non-Removable Media' mean?"
"What does `bestiality' mean?" she asked. I whistled for the dog
"What does `flagellation' mean?" she asked. "Beats me," I said
"What does he do, this man you seek?" -- Hannibal Lector
"What does he want?" "Nothing, he just phoned to wash his head at us."
"What does it all MEAN, Stimpy???"
"What does it feel like to kill another man with your bare hands?"
"What does it feel like when a person is loosing his mind?" - Data
"What does it mean, 'exact change?'" - Spock
"What does she think this is, a free-for-all chat channel?" - Rollins
"What does that device do?" Crusher
"What does that mean, 'not exactly?'" Sisko
"What does the blonde say after sex? - Thanks, guys.."
"What does this do, Mr. Woof?" -- Lwaxana Troi
"What does this wire do?" ZZZZZZZZZZZAP!!! "Oh."
"What does... incompetent mean? What does... baffled mean?"
"What doesn't kill me is dead on *MY* turn..." - Rhinya
"What don't I know my butt from? A hole in the ground." -- Crow
"What don't I see?" - Mulder to Scully
"What drug, Doctor?" Amanda
"What else floats?" "Very very small rocks?"
"What else floats?" "Bread!" "Apples!" "Very small rocks!"
"What exactly are the Q?" - Amanda Rogers
"What exactly are the Q?" -Amanda
"What exactly are you planning to do with that knife?" - Odetta
"What exactly have you done to me?" Klingon Torres
"What exactly is it you want me to say?" Bashir
"What exactly is this blessing disguised as, Fran?" - Earl
"What exactly is your mission?" - Ivanova
"What flavor milk shake?" -- Food Dispenser "Beer." -- Lister
"What flavor? Its a bloody sea bird, innit?
"What flavour milkshake?" -Food Dispenser "Beer." -Lister
"What folly I commit, I dedicate to you." -- Shakespeare
"What fools these mortals be." - Smaug
"What for you bury me in the cold, cold ground?" -- Taz
"What fresh Hell is this?" -- Crow T. Robot
"What fun is it being "cool" if you can't wear a sombrero?" - Hobbes
"What further indignities were they to be subjected to?"-Criminologist
"What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art." -- Saint-Gaudens
"What gods do you pray to?" - Conan
"What goes around comes around." -- Gentle Mountain
"What goes up, stays up!" - Flight without Theory of Gravity
"What good does it do to withhold information?" - Qwi Xux
"What good is being a witch if you don't do magic?" - Magrat (WA)
"What good was it to wake up in a world I couldn't enter?"-Rick Hunter
"What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it?" - Han Solo
"What good's a reward if you're not around to spend it?"
"What hand could have held the knife that did my father to his death?"
"What hangs people is the unfortunate circumstance of guilt."
"What happened is MEDICALLY impossible." McCoy
"What happened to Starfleet headquarters?" -- Bashir
"What happened to all the food." "There is rice."
"What happened to all the food." - Remo "There is rice." - Chiun
"What happened to him?" * Lister
"What happened to our innocence? Did it go out of style?"
"What happened to put a high-stepper like you on the run?" - Massha
"What happened to the guards?" "Wolverine... dealt with them."
"What happened to the others? Artiumus? Hera?" Palamas
"What happened to the post war dream?" -Pink Floyd
"What happened to the raisins?" (George)
"What happened to them?" Riker
"What happened to these couplings?" - Gilora
"What happened to you!?" "Kira found my holosuite program of her!"
"What happened to your hair?" -- Boothby
"What happened, run out of small children to butcher?" - G'Kar
"What happened, sir? You only left a moment ago." Scott
"What happened?" "The ship just got herpes."
"What happened?" "You WON." "They'll KILL me!" --Tribunal
"What happened?" - Scully "Maybe you can tell me." - Mulder (Apocrypha)
"What happened?" Kes
"What happened?" O'Brien
"What happened?" Sisko "I'm not sure." - Ulani
"What happens if I fall off the roof?" Scott Calvin
"What has four legs and ticks?" "A walking clock?" "A walkin' clock!"
"What hath God wrought?" -- Numbers 23:23
"What have I been busting my butt for?" - Richie Ryan
"What have I got in my pocket?" - Bilbo Baggins
"What have men got to do with it?" -Benjy Mouse
"What have we done to make God angry?" "You did it!"
"What have we done, Maggie what have we done?" -Floyd
"What have you done for me philately?"
"What have you done to her?!" "Why, do you think I should?"
"What have you done to him?" Picard
"What have you done with Brad!?" "Nothing. Why, do you think I should?"
"What have you done with Spock's brain?" Kirk
"What have you done?" "My will."--Mr. Quincy and Largo, BGC #6
"What have you got there?" Chakotay "Real food." Seska
"What have you got, an angel on retainer?" -- Theresa
"What have you learned?" -- John Constantine
"What he just said is crap, but for some reason I believe him." (Tick)
"What he mentioned O.J. Simpson, ready torpedoes to kill him."
"What he needs is energy." Crusher
"What horrors we visit upon ourselves in the name of science." - Hobbes
"What hurts more, Ben, your conscience or your ribs?" Sheriff Buck
"What if I gave you control. Over your deactivation sequence." Janeway
"What if I want to strut around nude?" - Bart Simpson.
"What if I want to strut around nude?" - Bart's Board
"What if I'd been the one to say goodbye?" --.38 Special
"What if I'm a mermaid in these jeans of hers?" - Tori Amos
"What if Jack Nicholson worked at a Burger King?" -- Crow T. Robot
"What if the dragon eats us?"..."That would alter our plans"
"What if the enemy got this?" - Frank. "We'd win the war." - Potter
"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"
"What if they gave an inferno and nobody came?" -- Tom Servo
"What if they had a war, and only chickens came ?"
"What if we die and it turns out God is a big CHICKEN?!" - Calvin
"What if we want a plan that works??" "Oh, that's different. *NARF*"
"What if you don't get mail tomorrow?" Radar. "Wing it, stud." Baker
"What if you left a used Kleenex? What's that, a valentine?" (Elaine)
"What in Good God are you talking about?" -- Tom Servo
"What in blazes are you doing on a Romulan ship?!" - Yakko
"What in blazes is this?" McCoy
"What in the name of...?" McCoy
"What is *that* called?" Lt. Riker
"What is *that*??" Uhura on Tholian Web
"What is CHOAM but the weather vane of our times."
"What is Conservatism?" -- Lincoln
"What is Data doing wearing a push-up bra?"-Guinnan
"What is Do? What is not Do? Do is." -- Gentle Mountain
"What is Total Oblivion?" -- Crow T. Robot
"What is Velvetta's tactile cohesive coefficient?"
"What is a claim of age when one is immortal?" -- Gunter Dorn
"What is a claim of power when one defies death?" -- Dorn
"What is a cult? Not enough people to make a minority."
"What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies." -- Aristotle
"What is a lie but the truth in masquerade." Byron
"What is a relay service for the deaf means??"
"What is about L'waxana Troi that makes me melt." * Odo
"What is going on here?" Janeway
"What is happening, Father?" Data
"What is it about L'waxana Troi that makes me melt." * Odo
"What is it about the wrong kind of man?" - Dr. Chase Meridian
"What is it about you that reminds me of my mom?" -- Harley Stone
"What is it this time?" Hercules "Happy hour." Salmoneus
"What is it with people and pigs?" Hercules
"What is it with this total macho junk?!" - Jubilee to Wolverine
"What is it you wanted to see me about?" Picard
"What is it, Chief?" Odo "They're not there." O'Brien
"What is it, Tink? Is @FN@ in trouble?" -- Peter Pan
"What is it, a French bistro?" Kim
"What is it? * Lister "It's an Orrrrrrrrr." * Kryten
"What is it?" "It is.. It is.. <*sniff*> It is green." - Data
"What is it?" "It's.. It's..<*sniff*> It's green." - Scotty
"What is it?" "I don't know, I found it in one of the labs."
"What is it?" "It's a plot device. It's flimsy, so be careful."-MST3K
"What is it?" - Arthur Dent "Whale meat." - Ford Prefect
"What is it?" - Lister "It's an Orrrrrrrrr." - Kryten
"What is it?" Eline "A nursery." Picard/Kamin
"What is it?" Human Torres "Some rodent I killed." Klingon Torres
"What is it?" Yar "A Klingon targ!" Worf
"What is morally wrong can never be politically right. A.Lincoln"
"What is more important than Data?" Riker
"What is our function here?" Worf
"What is she like, this Jennifer?" Sisko
"What is steel, compared to the hand that wields it? " - Thulsa Doom
"What is that noise? Where've I heard that?" -- Crow T. Robot
"What is that noise?" -- Dr. Forrester
"What is that, Dutch?" -- Chris "Something like that." -- Dax
"What is that?"--Arthur "Something blue."--Ford
"What is that??" "Space Herpes."- Ice Pirates
"What is the Boiler Room? Where is the Boiler Room?" -- Joey
"What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" -Bridge-Keeper
"What is the best thing about being Human?"--Data 1&2 "Sex."--Data3
"What is the deal with that?" -- Jerry Seinfeld, any performance
"What is the meaning of life?""Cereal, magazine or game?"
"What is the point of bringing me back to this?!" Sisko
"What is the price of this ... help?"
"What is the purpose of coming here?" Picard to Q
"What is the sound of Perl? Is it not the sound of a wall that people
"What is the sound of one paw slashing?" -Kzin Zen Master
"What is the use of a newborn child?" -- Franklin
"What is there one could loathe about me?" "Would you like a list?"
"What is there to discuss?" - Lennier
"What is there to fight for? Everything!" Charles Chaplin
"What is there, an echo in here?" -Q
"What is this 'born'? Does it mean manufactured?" -Exedore
"What is this Bell Jar Toy I keep hearing about." Emily LaTella
"What is this cargo?" Picard "Medicine." T'Jon
"What is this need of yours for costumes, Q?" Picard
"What is this place?" B "Sanctuary district." Sisko
"What is this place?" Picard/Kamin
"What is this they're launching?" Picard/Kamin
"What is this thou hast done?" -- Genesis 3:13
"What is this, Final Jeopardy?" -- Tom Servo
"What is this, a Chinese fire drill?" - Sun Tzu
"What is this, an outtake from Star Wars?" - Peter Caine
"What is this, some sort of kinky wake?" -- Schanke
"What is this... time?" Wormhole creators
"What is this? A Bergman film?" -- Joel Robinson
"What is this? Birth of a rhythm nation?" -- Tom Servo
"What is this? Chinese music torture?" -- Joel Robinson
"What is this? Final Jeopardy?" -- Tom Servo
"What is this? Sudden exposition?" -- Joel Robinson
"What is this? The three stooges?" -- Crow T. Robot
"What is this? Zen Freudianism?" -- Harry Wyckoff
"What is this? `Birth of a Rhythm Nation'?" -- Tom Servo
"What is this? `Bottom Gun'?" -- Tom Servo
"What is this? A Bergman film?" -- Joel Robinson
"What is this? Chinese music torture?" -- Joel Robinson
"What is this? Final Jeopardy?" -- Tom Servo
"What is this? Sudden exposition?" -- Joel Robinson
"What is this? The three stooges?" -- Crow T. Robot
"What is this? `Birth of a Rhythm Nation'?" -- Tom Servo
"What is this? `Bottom Gun'?" -- Tom Servo
"What is this?" * Lister "It's an Apple." * Kryten
"What is this?"-Scotty "It is green."-Data
"What is thy bidding, my master?" - Darth Vader
"What is truth?" asked the doubting Clinton.
"What is what and what makes ya feel good..."
"What is your Raison-D'etre?" "Um, heh heh, it's in my pants."
"What is your favorite color?!" "Blue!..no, yellAAAAAARRGGGH
"What is your favorite color?" "Blue - no - yel"
"What is your interest?" - Mulder "The truth." - Deep Throat (1x02)
"What is your name, handsome knight?" -- Zoot
"What is your name? How may I address you?" Janeway
"What is your name?" "Wubble." "What is 2 plus 2?" "Wubble, Wubble."
"What is your name?" - Worf "Deanna." - Riker
"What is your name?"-Worf "Deanna."-Riker "That is NOT correct." Worf
"What is your nationality?" "I'm a drunkard." -- Casablanca
"What is your pleasure, sir?" -- LeMarchand
"What is your present form of execution?" Spock
"What is your weapon?" "My weapon is David, teacher." - Roland
"What iss he, my preciouss?" - Gollum
"What it it?" * Cat
"What it it?" -- The Cat
"What kept you?" - Connor MacLeod
"What kind of a Mickey Mouse operation is this?!?!" - Walt Disney
"What kind of a jackass do you think I am?" -- Frank Burns
"What kind of a place is this?" -- Janet Weiss
"What kind of cheese is this?" Tom asked sharply.
"What kind of crystal rubbing bull hockey is that?" -- Crow
"What kind of faces are we supposed to make?" - Yakko
"What kind of fool ARE you?"--Kajarda "My own special variety."--Odo
"What kind of fool are you?" "My own special variety."
"What kind of fool are you?"--Kajada "My own special variety."--Odo
"What kind of fool do you take me for?" "First class."
"What kind of idiot would set boobytraps in his own home?"
"What kind of lame quip is that?" -- Tom Servo
"What kind of life is that, never to be in love?" Hedford
"What kind of man-beast would wear this?" -- Tom Servo
"What kind of nut would CARE about all this?!!" - Hobbes
"What kind of party do the Klingons had in mind?" - Geordi
"What kind of people are we in this universe?" McCoy
"What kind of police force is this?" -- Crow T. Robot
"What kind of psychedelic voyage are you on?" -- Crow T. Robot
"What kind of scan?" Janeway
"What kind of sycophant do you want me to be?
"What kind of tripped out scene is Joel into?" -- Tom Servo
"What kind of wine goes with people?" -- Joel Robinson
"What kinda shave job do you call that?" -- Crow T. Robot
"What lake did Champlain discover?" asked Tom eerily.
"What little sanity i had was stretched to the limits..." - Quickling
"What lonely people did before sci-fi conventions." -- Crow
"What luck for rulers that men do not think" - Hitler
"What magnificent cartilage." Vash "22 and don't stop." Quark
"What makes Teflon stick to the pan?"
"What makes the Muskrat guard his musk? - Courage!"
"What makes you the Ancient History expert?" "I was there." - Ethyl
"What makes you think I can find your... temple?" Sisko
"What makes you think I'm nervous?" EHMP
"What makes you think your going to get any sleep?" - E. Ro
"What manner of hideout is this?" The Tick
"What manner of wand that, which spitteth iron pellets?" <**BANG**>
"What matters distance between loves?" -Yeats
"What men or gods are these?" -- Keats
"What minor domestic problem awaits my immediate solution?" - Earl
"What must I do to convince you people?!?" "Die."
"What nasty thick skins they have to be sure..." - Murkwood Spider
"What nice cheeks too. If only they were brains." - Blofeld (D.A.F.)
"What now Kryten!?" "Sir, a Captain Janeway wishes to speak with us."
"What now, Father Time?" -- Tom Servo
"What now?" "Now, we go get bigger guns." "Hallelujah!"
"What now?" "The cat's eaten it."
"What on EARTH did I ask him to tea for?" - Bilbo Baggins
"What out where the husky's go, and don't you eat no yellow snow!"
"What parish priest would not like to be Pope?" -- Voltaire
"What people are afraid of they destroy. Or use." -- MacLeod
"What perversity is this?" - The Tick
"What raging fire shall flood the soul?" - Phantom
"What rich desire unlocks its door?" - Phantom
"What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?" * LeGuin
"What scares me is they don't have showers." -- Crow T. Robot
"What shall we use to fill the empty sZoO?"
"What shall we use to fill the empty spaces?" -Pink Floyd
"What shields?" -- O'Brien
"What should I call you? John? Sir John?" "Chuck."
"What should I do about this P.S.?" asked Tom submissively.
"What should be quarantined is Frank's mind!" -- Hawkeye
"What should we do now, Brain?" "We should flee in terror."
"What show can `The Humpty Dumpties' put on?" asked Tom exactingly.
"What significance does the teddy bear have to the arc?"-Od'd on B5
"What sort of frog?" "A *dead* frog."
"What stage of grieving is this?" "The goofy stage..."
"What sweet seduction lies before us?" - Phantom
"What tales will she bring us from the other side?" -- Chennard
"What task is too menial for an entity?"--Picard
"What terrible way to die." "There are no good ways." -- Sulu and Kirk, "That Which Survives"
"What terrible way to die." - Sulu "There are no good ways." - Kirk
"What the *&%# was that?" -- Mayor of Hiroshima
"What the Hell?" -- Sisko
"What the SMEG!?!" -David Lister
"What the blazes is that?!" McCoy on obelisk
"What the devil are you putting in there, ice?" Pike
"What the devil...?" McCoy
"What the heck are they saying?" -- Crow T. Robot
"What the heck do I need a watermelon for?"= -Gallagher
"What the heck is a Level 3 Diagnostic?"...Geordie
"What the heck is a prime directive!?" ..Cmdr Sheridan
"What the heck is he saying?" -- Crow T. Robot
"What the heck was THAT?!?" --Mayor of Hiroshima, 08/06/45
"What the hell _is_ this thing, Mulder?!" - Scully
"What the hell are the Shadow Lords up to?" -- Lord Albrecht
"What the hell are we laughing at?" -- Hawkeye
"What the hell are we supposed to useharsh language?" -- Hicks
"What the hell are you all painted up for crack head?!?" - Tin-Tin
"What the hell are you getting so upset about?
"What the hell are you talking about, Max?" - Sam
"What the hell are you two doing down here?" - Garibaldi
"What the hell can the two of you do on a train for 16 hours?" - Felix
"What the hell died in here?" -- New Jersey State Motto
"What the hell happened to me, Julian?" O'Brien
"What the hell is *that*?" - Mulder (Teso Dos Bichos)
"What the hell is THAT?" Hammond "We picked up another compy." Arnold
"What the hell is THIS?" -- Krusty the Klown
"What the hell is a 'Velvet Fog?'" Jerry Seinfeld
"What the hell is a 'jigowatt'???"
"What the hell is a quark?" -- "Jesse"
"What the hell is all that stuff on my face?" O.J. reading TIME
"What the hell is all that stuff on my face?" O.J. seeing Howard Stern's
"What the hell is an NVN?" - Jack Rickard 1994
"What the hell is goin' on 'round here!" - Micheal Garibaldi; Security
"What the hell is going on here, Mulder?" Scully
"What the hell is going on here?!" - Riker
"What the hell is going on here?" Janeway
"What the hell is happening out there?" - Major Kira Nery
"What the hell is happening out there?" -- Kira
"What the hell is that?!" -- Henry. "It's a Spam lamb!" -- Hawkeye
"What the hell is that?" Chekov
"What the hell is this crap?" - Butt-Head
"What the hell is this guy saying?" - Butt-Head
"What the hell was THAT?" -- Mayor of Hiroshima, August 6th, 1945
"What the hell was that about?" - Scully
"What the hell was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima.
"What the hell was that?" Riker
"What the hell's eatin' you?" "Yo' momma" "You wish!"
"What the hell's going on here?" - DS "Something cosmic..." - FM
"What the hell's he doing?" - Detective on Mulder in open grave (3x19)
"What the hell, if it's going to fly, it's going to fly." - Dax
"What the hell--??" - Martinez
"What the hell... Opaka?" - Sisko
"What the hell?!" - Garibaldi
"What the hell?!" - Ivanova
"What the hell??" Sheridan
"What the hellOpaka?" - Sisko
"What the...?" Riker
"What then to do about Jesus of Nazareth?"
"What this game needs are negotiated settlements." - Calvin
"What time is it; what day is it; what century is it?" -- Nick
"What time is it?" "Saturday."
"What time is it?" * Lister "Saturday." * Rimmer
"What to do when you win the Lottery" book: costs $1.6 million
"What torpedoes? I don't see any tor^$%@%" NO CARRIER
"What treasure, uncle?" "Tennis balls, my lord."
"What treasure, uncle?" -- Henry V "Tennis balls, my lord." -Exeter
"What type of device is this?" Data
"What was *that*??" Janeway
"What was Starfleet doing at the array?" Torres
"What was all that yelling?" - Dax
"What was it they used to call it? A Judas goat?" Cochrane
"What was it you found humorous?" Data
"What was that all about?" Crusher
"What was that all about?" Seska "What?" Chakotay
"What was that bang?" -- Janet Weiss
"What was that opinion, Ratbert?" - Dogbert "Stupid!" - Ratbert
"What was that password again? 'Shazam?'" - Garibaldi
"What was that sound?" "A paradigm shifting without a clutch."
"What was that you just said?" Sisko to O'Brien
"What was that, Captain? You're breaking up?" - Ivanova
"What was that, Chief? Welch Nothing." - Garibaldi
"What was that? Was that a plot point?" -- Crow T. Robot
"What was that?! Heh-heh, the weather! Very peculiar, don't you think?"
"What was that?" - Gracie "6.9 on the Richter Scale." - Jack
"What was that?" - Scully "Ain't no bass" - Mulder (3x22)
"What was that?" Chakotay
"What was the date when you crashed?" Picard
"What was the name of the movie?" -- Joel Robinson
"What was today's agenda? Oh, yes... evisceration." -- Chennard
"What was wrong with *that*?!?"
"What watch ?" - "Eight watch." - "Such much ?"
"What we anticipate seldom occurs." -- Disraeli
"What we buy when we give up daylight is a new set of rules."
"What we got back didn't live long. Fortunately."
"What we got on our hands now is what we call a 'lull'." - The Tick
"What we have here are articulate,quasi-animate,transitory plasmoids."
"What we have here is a failure to communicate!" -- "Cool Hand Luke"
"What we have here is a failure to excommunicate!" - Pope John Paul
"What we have here, is failure to communicate!"
"What we have now is what we call a 'lull'." - The Tick
"What we need here is hard data." -Yar
"What we need is hard Data" - Tasha
"What we need is hard Data." -- Yar
"What were you 20 years ago?" Kirk "Younger." Kardiain
"What were you doing in space at the age of 87?" Kirk
"What were you doing on the Statue of Libery, Mr. Williams?"
"What were you doing?" McCoy "Applying psychology." Chapel
"What were you expecting? A set of instructions?" -- MacLeod
"What were you in civilian life Pvt Peters?""Happy, sir!"
"What were you in civilian life?" "Happy, sir!"
"What were you this time, Odo? The glass? The chair?" -- Quark
"What were you this time? The wine bottle?" -- Quark
"What will you do now?" Picard to Hugh
"What will your mother think?" --Scar
"What women and psychologists call `dropping your armor', we call "baring your neck."
"What would *you* know about dignity?" -- Tom Servo
"What would I do without you Miss Moneypenny? Thank you" - M
"What would be the chances of someone like me seeing a UFO?" - Mulder
"What would happen if we opened a jump point inside a jump gate?"
"What would the chances be of someone like me seeing a UFO?"--Mulder
"What would they want with Mr.Spock's brain?" Uhura
"What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" "Kill you and take it."
"What would you have me say, Doctor?" Spock
"What would you recommend?" Delenn
"What would you say to a beer, Norm?"..."Hiya, sailor. New in town?"
"What would you suggest?" Sheridan "Dinner." Delenn
"What would you think if I sang outta tune..." <--shoot you!
"What y'all want, Dex Honey?" --Tori "No, I won't say that. Or that, either." --T Dex, SN
"What ya eatin?" "Nut'n honey"
"What you are watching now should've been edited." -- Crow
"What you call genocide, I call a day's work."--Amon Morritza
"What you call home, Rambo calls Hell!" -- Joel Robinson
"What you can not avoid, Welcome." - Lazarus Long
"What you can not avoid, welcome." - Heinlein
"What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others." -Confucius
"What you got in that poodle gun? Anything for me?"
"What you remind me of is irrelevant." -- Slappy of Borg
"What you say about his company is what you say about society!" -Rush
"What you're doing down there is wrong." - Wesley Crusher
"What you're telling me...is that Napoleon was a short, dead dude?"
"What you, Shorty greasy spot, spot"
"What your suggesting could take weeks or months." Allen
"What! Are you out of your mind, kid?" - Aahz
"What! Those swine just stole my favorite chariot!" -- Kask
"What! You insulted the ORIENTAL character?!?"
"What! Are you out of your mind, kid?" - Aahz
"What!!?? This isn't the FILES SECTION??"
"What!? Read the program's documentation? I'm NOT that desparate yet!"
"What'bout the breathing, the panting, the screaming, the moaning?"
"What'cha gonna do, when they come for you?"
"What'cha working on, Punkin'?" -- Joel Robinson
"What'd you do, Bones, give her a happy pill?" "No, a right cross."
"What'd you do, step in a pig?" - The Tick to the Deadly Bulb
"What'd you do?" "I ate him." "I like it!" "I'm tough, but I'm fair."
"What'd you hit my sister for?" Wakko "It's a little thing I do." BW-Dot
"What'd you like, Normie?"..."A reason to live. Give me another beer."
"What'd you say, Norm?"..."Any cheap, tawdry thing that will get me a beer."
"What'd you want?" "Dirty books."
"What'll it be, Normie?"..."Just the usual Coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel."
"What'll it be? Gin? Or gin?" -- BJ
"What'll it be?" Miss Annie "Klingon fire wine." Worf
"What'll ya have?" "A `Herring Wallbanger'." - Opus
"What're we gonna do tonite, Brain?" "Try and take over the FIDOnet!"
"What're ya doin'?" Ben "Perfectin' justice." Lucas
"What're you doing for the rest of your life?" "Certainly not you!"
"What're you giving him a bomb for? It might bite him!"
"What're you going to do," laughed the dragon, "arrest me for smoking?
"What're you gonna do? Bleed on me?"
"What're you up to, Brain" "Breaking and *exiting*, Pinky."
"What's "masochist" mean?" "beats me."
"What's 'Emergency Plan B?'" - Chekov, STV:TFF
"What's 'Emergency Plan B?'" -- Chekov
"What's 'e matter w' that thing?" - Scotty
"What's Bill like in bed, Hillary?" "I can't recall..."
"What's Gabbo?" "I figure it's some guy's name..some guy named Gabbo."
"What's Happening, dudes?" * Holly
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" - Tina Turner
"What's Q?" Kira
"What's Up?" "A direction."
"What's `Emergency Plan B?'" -- Chekov
"What's a 'finn?'" Kim "I don't know." Paris
"What's a Total Immersion Video Game?" * Rimmer
"What's a `Boinger'?" -Opus "Sounds vaguely wholesome." -Hodge Podge
"What's a backbone?"
"What's a boob, Joel?"..."It's like Jethro..."
"What's a girl to do without her whip in this day and age..."
"What's a good wine to take away the taste of this food?"
"What's a headache?" - Adam
"What's a motto?" "Nothin'. What's a motto with you?" - Simba/Timon
"What's a mouse gotta do to get arrested around here?" - Throttle
"What's a nice energy pattern like you doing in a quadrant like this?"
"What's a peck ?" "A quick smooch" - Calvin and Hobbes
"What's a pod bay?" -- Crow "About two pounds!" -- Tom Servo
"What's a pronoun?" "A noun that lost it's amature status." - CnH
"What's a wide-angle lens?" asked Tom obtusely.
"What's all the arpeggio'ing about?" -- Mike Nelson
"What's all the hubbub, bub?" - B. Bunny.
"What's all this then, Amen!"
"What's all this uproar in the forest tonight?" - Lord of the Eagles
"What's amada?" - Lady "I don't know! What's AMADA with YOU?" - Wakko
"What's an 'agent?'" Hercules
"What's another YATI, anyway?"--Tracy Hemenover
"What's another word for thesaurus?" - S. Wright
"What's another word for thesaurus?" - s.w.
"What's another word for thesaurus?" -- Wright
"What's another word for thesaurus?" -sw
"What's biting you?" --Anna "Don't say it!" --Gen, SN
"What's come over me? Woo! Here it comes again!" -- Brad
"What's for dinner Baldrick ?" "Rat au van." "Rat au van?!?"
"What's for dinner Baldrick ?" "Rat au Van." "mmmmm... Rat au Vin !"
"What's for dinner, honey?" "Oh, the same old crop."
"What's for dinner, honey?" [*] "Oh, the same old crop." - Trophallaxis
"What's going down, Normie?"..."My butt cheeks on that bar stool."
"What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"..."A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"
"What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"..."Another layer for the winter, Wood."
"What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"..."The question is, `what's going 'in' Mr. Peterson?" A beer, please, Woody."
"What's going on?" "The show's budget ran out!"
"What's going on?" - Klinger. - "Quiet! I'm confused." - Hawkeye
"What's going on?" Picard
"What's going to happen to you is more merciful than you deserve."
"What's gon' be next, the doodoo police?" -- Mojo Nixon
"What's green and stands in a corner? A naughty frog!" - Yakko Warner
"What's happening, Doctor?" Chakotay
"What's he do? Nibble yer bum?"
"What's he doing to my baby"-Alice
"What's he gonna do? Staple himself to death?" -- Crow T. Robot
"What's he got in his handses?" - Gollum
"What's important is... its linear!" Sisko to wormhole creators
"What's in North Dakota?" - Scully "The salvaged UFO." - Mulder (Apoc)
"What's in it for the cat?" -- Lister
"What's in the barn?" Paris
"What's in the flask, Egg?" "Magic potion." "Good, thought so."
"What's in the middle of an egg?" Tom asked eccentrically.
"What's in there?" "Only what you take with you."
"What's in your genes?" -- Sagely
"What's inside there?" "One moment of perfect beauty."
"What's inside there?" "One moment of perfect beauty."
"What's inside there?" Sheridan "One moment of perfect beauty." Kosh
"What's it like being a has-been?" -- Joel Robinson
"What's it like on Kessel? Is it really THAT bad?" - Curi. Explorer
"What's it like out there, in the galaxy?" Cochrane
"What's it like there? What do you do? Any good golf courses?"--C. J.
"What's it like to be a tiger ?" "Kinda fuzzy" - Calvin and Hobbes
"What's left is more vegetable than Human." Kor
"What's love got to do, got to do with it?" - Tina Turner
"What's more important? The card game or the war?" -- Hawkeye
"What's my next punishment? Scrubbing the bathroom floor..." - Mulder
"What's new, Normie?"..."Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer."
"What's new?" "Most of my wife..."
"What's normal?" "Normal is what everyone else is, and you are not." - Geordi and Soran
"What's normal?" La Forge
"What's on the other side of that door for me?" "Probably death."
"What's on the television then?" "Looks like a penguin..."
"What's on your mind?" - Dr. S "My hat." - Wakko
"What's our vector, Victor?"
"What's playin' at the Roxy?"
"What's shaking, Norm?"..."All four cheeks and a couple of chins."
"What's she trying to do? Seduce the door frame?" -- Mike Nelson
"What's so amazing about really deep thoughts?" - Tori Amos
"What's so bad about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."
"What's so funny?" - Todd "The joke Rondi didn't tell." - Jason
"What's so great about `Dick Durkin'?" -- Harley Stone
"What's so special about the cheesemakers?"
"What's so troublesome about not having died?" - McCoy
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Go ask a glass of water."
"What's that bed out there?" "Didn't you say fire the futon torpedo?"
"What's that behind you?" I called, and when Cthulhu looked, I tripped
"What's that blue thing doing here?"
"What's that fly on my pizza?" - "Centerpiece, ma'am."
"What's that fragrance?" * Kryten "WD40." * Camille
"What's that got to do with anything?" The Brain
"What's that on the TV?" "Looks like a penguin"
"What's that reddish stuff on the cannon?" Tom asked rustically.
"What's that skeleton doing in your closet?" "Just hanging around."
"What's that?" - Scully "Evidence" - Mulder on heavy metal tape (1x02)
"What's that?" -- Arthur "Something blue." -- Ford
"What's that?" Sheridan "Survival pod." - Narn
"What's the Eleventh Commandment?" "'Don't get caught!'
"What's the Fiji Mermaid?" Scully
"What's the Uniform Maritime Act?" "Who the hell knows?"
"What's the Zakdornian word for 'mismatch?'" Riker
"What's the announcement, Radar?" -- Trapper
"What's the bad news, Brain?" "I depend on your help."
"What's the big idea sticking stop sign on the back wall of garage?"
"What's the buzz? Tell me what's happenin'?"
"What's the capitol of North Vietnam?" Tom asked annoyingly.
"What's the condition of the probe now?" Janeway
"What's the deal with Jane Pauley's hair?" -- Tom Servo
"What's the deal with Jim Varney?" -- Tom Servo
"What's the deal with the Ancient Greeks?" -- Crow T. Robot
"What's the deal with the Pina Colada song?" -- Tom Servo
"What's the deal with this stuff not being not bold?" -- Forrester
"What's the difference between your mother and a pit bull? Lipstick."
"What's the dosage?" Crusher "Point-zero-one-milliliters." Langor
"What's the margin of error?" O'Brien
"What's the matter Col. Sanders, are you chicken?"
"What's the matter with you, Steven?" - Ivanova
"What's the matter, Alice? Running out of friends again?"
"What's the matter, Col. Sanders... CHICKEN?"- Spaceballs
"What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz, *CHICKEN*?!?!"
"What's the matter, Kirstie? Didn't you get my message?"
"What's the matter, Lady S? Don't you *like* boys?" -- Chance
"What's the matter, Quark? Spinning out of control?" Zek
"What's the matter, Tenchi?" - Ryoko
"What's the matter, chump?" -- Ankylosaur
"What's the matter, kid - you never had lamb chops?" - Donald Gennaro
"What's the matter? No 'Welcome home' kiss for Freddy?"
"What's the matter?" - Goodnight "Something came up." - 007
"What's the matter?" - Mulder "Another roach attack." - Sheriff
"What's the meat in it?" "Perfectly Normal Beast."
"What's the number there ?" "1-800-THE-BLUD"
"What's the point of being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?" Hobbes
"What's the point of being grown up if you can't be childish?"-4th Dr.
"What's the point of human existence?" - Calvin
"What's the point of the story?" Aesop exclaimed morally.
"What's the point spread on WWIII?" - R. Reagan
"What's the point?" -- Crow T. Robot
"What's the problem?" "An almost human stubborness, Captain."
"What's the problem?" "I don't know. The computer says 'Code 33'..."
"What's the situation?" Sheridan
"What's the speed limit on Highway 69?" "Lickety-split."
"What's the use of a good quote if you can't change it?" - Dr. Who
"What's the use of this battle, Spock?" McCoy
"What's the use, baby. I'm a bum." William Holden
"What's the warp core pressure?" Janeway
"What's the weather like?" the Orville questioned vainly.
"What's the weather like?" the Tom questioned vanely.
"What's the word for how *I* smell ?" "Terrible" - Calvin and Hobbes
"What's this - Hustler?" "GIMME THAT!!!"
"What's this Quark, Cheat your 1000th customer? - Kira"
"What's this Quark? You cheat your 1000s customer?" Kira
"What's this about lime-flavoured oil rubs?"--Lwaxana Troi
"What's this about not letting Kenny keep his pet turtle" - Gamera
"What's this butt-munch doing on the stage?" - Butt-Head
"What's this button? <zzappp>'Hey Spock, where'd ya go?""
"What's this fish doing in my ear?" -- Arthur Dent
"What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!"
"What's this? Weepy nostalgia from the hardened cardshark?" - Blair
"What's this? `Pantless Mototcycle Repair'?" -- Crow
"What's this?! The Furinkhan team seems to be fighting each other!"
"What's this?!" - "It's a Spam lamb!" -- Hawkeye
"What's this?" (The floor!) "Let's see." (Yep, it's the floor alright)
"What's this?" Bashir "Champagne." Dax
"What's this?" Janeway "My medicine bundle." Chakotay
"What's this?"--Stone "Klingon erotica."--Worf
"What's to get up? I left a call for half past peace." -- Hawkeye
"What's to the right of Rush?" "Sieg Heil!"
"What's tonight's plan to take over the world, Brain?" Pinky
"What's up Doc?" Garibaldi to Doctor Franklin
"What's up, Doc?" - Ensign Bugs to Beverly Crusher
"What's up, Doc?" --Michael Garibaldi
"What's up, Doc?" - Ensign Bugs to Crusher
"What's up, doc?" - Bugs Bunny
"What's up?" "Your number I'm afraid! I MUST KILL YOU MR BOND!"
"What's up?" "We ain't; got any locoweed? <snnniiifff>"
"What's up?"--Ford "I don't know. I've never been there."--Marvin
"What's with a secret agent that keeps striking out?" -- Nelson
"What's with him?" "Laser envy."
"What's with the arms and legs?" -- BJ to Klinger
"What's with the whimsical sitcom music?" -- Joel Robinson
"What's with you guys and the swords?"
"What's wrong with a few tea leaves?" asked Tom deceivingly.
"What's wrong with a mind of my own?" - J. Biafra
"What's wrong with being drunk?" --Arthur Ask a glass of water." --Ford
"What's wrong with everybody?" - Tenchi
"What's wrong with sodomy?" Petr asked.
"What's wrong with the kids, today?...They're building Empire."<'Ryche>
"What's wrong?" La Forge "Nothing." Ro
"What's wrong?" Winters
"What's your explanation?" - Potter. "I screwed up." - Hawkeye
"What's your name, Maqui?" Kim
"What's your next move?" Kirk to Lenore Karidian
"What's your number? Is it still 911? Alllrighty then." -- Ace Ventura
"What's your opinion, Mr. Cran?" Margo Lane
"What's your pet zebra's name?" "He's called Spot!"
"What's your sign?" "Aquarium." "Cool! Let's get tanked!"
"What'sa matter, little Franky-wanky-coco-butter?" -- Forrester
"What've bright primary colours got to do with it?"--Tasha
"What, 200 bucks for a HAIRCUT??!" - Clinton
"What, I implore you, is it?" -- Tom Servo
"What, Me Worry?" - Alfred E. Newman.
"What, Me, Lie?" -- Willie "Alfred E. Newman" Clinton
"What, are the bullets supposed to fall on her?" -- Crow
"What, are they driving to Scotland?" -- Crow T. Robot
"What, biased? Me? no, just telling you how I see it... ;)" - Dire Wolf
"What, did the other guy have a bigger sword or something?" - Amanda
"What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?" "Well, why not?"
"What, will you tear impatient answers from my gentle tongue?" -- Kate
"What, you want me to come out lookin' like you, cactus-butt?" - Shenzi
"What," said Trillian quietly, "about the missles?"
"What. The. HELL! Is. That??!" "Grounding Strap."
"What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"What..is it?" "Elk."
"What? You think you can gross me out?.. again?..:>"
"What? A swallow carrying a coconut?"
"What? All this for a song?" -- Cecil
"What? And quit show business?" -- Tom Servo
"What? Are you out of your Vulcan mind?" -- McCoy
"What? Did I miss something?" Bashir
"What? I was right in the middle of splicing DNA..." -- Forrester
"What? Someone has to have some perspective around here." - Ivanova
"What? The sky is blue? Now I'm pissed!"
"What? What was that? Was that a plot point?" -- Crow T. Robot
"What? What wasn't easy? WHAT?" Ro
"What? What?" -- Dr. Forrester
"What? Where's you mommy? Well, I don;t know sonny..."-Q
"What? -4 to hit just 'cause I'm on fire?!" Annonymous GURPS Player
"What? 5000 of you and no one brought a sandwich?" -- Jesus
"What? And quit show business?" -- Tom Servo
"What? I was right in the middle of splicing DNA..." -- Forrester
"What? Ridden on a horse?" "Yes." "You're using coconuts!"
"What? This *isn't* the files section..."
"What? What is this 'oh my god'?"--Allan Burch
"What? What was that? Was that a plot point?" -- Crow T. Robot
"What? What?" -- Dr. Forrester
"What? You thought those were just decoration?" - Londo
"What?! I thought you said fifTEEN kobolds."
"What?! That's impossible!" Cranston
"What?! Where is it?! What happened to it?!" Klim Dokachin
"What?!!! You ARE a chicken!!!!!" -- Katie Go-Boom
"What?!? This isn't the Files section?!?"
"What?!? FEMMSA *isn't* suppose to be a joke?"
"What?!? This isn't the $%#&@ Files section?!?"
"What?!? This isn't the Ferret section?!?"
"What?!? This isn't the aardvark section?!?"
"What?!? This isn't the dungeon?!?"
"What?!? This message is sent all over where?!?"
"What?" -- Joel Robinson
"What?" Picard
"What??? This isn't Debbi Rodak???"
"Whata maroon!" --- Bugs Bunny
"Whatareyou? Puppies? Kitties? Big fuzzy buggies?" -- Elmyra
"Whatcha doin' over there Brain?" "Contemplating your afterlife, Pinky."
"Whatcha doin'?" - - Hobbes "Counterfeiting money." - - Calvin
"Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"
"Whatcha tyin' down a punkin for?" Foghorn Leghorn to Chicken Hawk
"Whatcha up to, Norm?" "My ideal weight if I were 11 feet tall."
"Whatevah you say, shugah." Rogue
"Whatever counts is never counted; Whatever's counted never
"Whatever happened to 'trust no one'? - Dana Scully
"Whatever happened to Fay Wray?" - Dr. Frank N. Furter
"Whatever happened to Saturday night?" Eddie
"Whatever happened to impericism?" -- TV's Frank
"Whatever happened to just fading away?" - Franklin
"Whatever he is, I helped make him." Amanda on Kenny
"Whatever he's up to, he planned it well." Menendez
"Whatever is funny is subversive." -- Orwell
"Whatever it is, I'll pay for it." Jacobs
"Whatever it is, I'm against it! - Groucho Marx"
"Whatever it is, it's getting closer." Kira "And larger." Dax
"Whatever it is, we canna move." Scott
"Whatever it is, you can be sure we won't like it." Sisko
"Whatever it takes, he says. Where's the rest of it? Hey" - Ivanova
"Whatever it takes, he says." - Ivanova
"Whatever one desires most one dreams about."
"Whatever shall we do about O'Brien?" Kira-2
"Whatever she says, I didn't do it." - Quark
"Whatever temperature a room is its always room temperatu\SLMR\TAGL
"Whatever temperature a room is its always room temperature."- s.w.
"Whatever you are, be a good one." - Abraham Lincoln.
"Whatever you are, be a good one." -- Lincoln
"Whatever you do, don't exercise."
"Whatever you do, make sure you get them to sign on." - Sheridan
"Whatever you do, you'll regret it."
"Whatever you do... Don't fall asleep!" -Nancy Thompson
"Whatever you have, spend more!" - Government Of Canada
"Whatever you say about pornography, sex is here to stray."
"Whatever you smoke, drop, shoot, snort, rub into your belly or
"Whatever you're going to do, I suggest you do it quickly." Sarah
"Whatever's down there, McCoy's in the heart of it." Kirk
"Whatever's wrong, it's not as bad as you think." - Londo"Whats all that churning and bubbling?"
"Whats it say?" - Sheridan "Next time, my way" - Ivanova
"Whats with the nurses getup?"- Tenchi "I'm an angel of mercy." -Washuu
"Whatsa matter Colonel Sanders... CHICKEN?"
"Whatta maroon!" -- Bugs Bunny
"Whatta we going to do tomorrow night - a slumber party?" "No, Pinky."
"Whatta yutz!" Slappy
"Wheeeee! Don'tcha just love defyin' gravity?" -- Dot Warner
"Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, Heavy Metal, Suicide" -I didn't start the
"Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn" - Yakko Warner
"Wheels within wheels." -- Rom
"When *I* lose one, I've lost a *soul*." - Fr. Mulcahy to Dr. Freedman
"When *what* freezes over?" -- Crow T. Robot
"When 900 years old *you* reach, look as good you will not." - Yoda
"When 900 years old YOU reach, look as good you will not, hm?" -- Yoda
"When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?" -Yoda
"When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not, Hmmm?"- Yoda
"When April showers, she never closes the curtains!"
"When Beer is Outlawed... only Outlaws will brew Beer"
"When Caesar says `Do this' it is performed." -- Shakespeare
"When Cryptogrophy is Outlawed, J7*ws=(du7Bs-2;SH26&h+&92j)2=t^jS"
"When Dax does her income tax, does she file a joint return?"
"When Flagg laughs, you get scared." - Lloyd
"When Gehenna comes, they'll be in for a surprise." -- Crenshaw
"When I consider how my life is spent, I hardly ever repent."
"When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction." - S. Wright
"When I feel the wind on my face, the wind is my music." -- Diana
"When I flush the John It turns the shower on"Weird Al
"When I flush the John... It turns the shower on".... <G>
"When I get older, losing my hair, many years from now..." - Beatles
"When I grow to old to laugh Shoot me!"
"When I left my home and my family, I was no more than a boy..."
"When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master."
"When I look around, I see music everywhere." -- Diana
"When I lose one, I've lost a *mind*." -- Dr. Freedman to Fr. Mulcahy
"When I peek, it's in the line of duty." McCoy
"When I saw you for the first time," * Cat
"When I say 'rock,' I mean 'ROCK!' Now look at it..."
"When I say no to a beer, load me into the back of an ambulance."
"When I say tomorrow, I mean tomorrow." Torres
"When I swore, my mother made me eat soap", said Tom zestfully.
"When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school..."
"When I think, I hurt." -- Kirstie
"When I wake up, I'm gettin' a CAT scan!" Scott Calvin
"When I want to read a book, I write one." --Benjamin Disraeli
"When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you." Samuel Goldwyn
"When I was a child I had a fever" -Floyd
"When I was a child, I did everything I could to hide my forehead."
"When I was a senator, I worshiped them, too." Septimus
"When I was little he brought my fathers body back to me" - Wesley
"When I woke up, I was in a cell." Paris
"When I'm good I'm good, but when I'm bad, I'm better."
"When I'm in Idaho, I want a potato." (Jerry)
"When I'm up on stage, I want to kill people" - Trent Reznor (NIN)
"When Kubiak takes the bait, I'll take him down." -- Frank Lemmer
"When Morn leaves, it's all over." - Quark
"When NT catches on, cows will fly." "Moo...<flap><flap> mooo..."
"When NT catches on, cows will fly." - Dvorak, April 1994
"When Stonewall get's blown out of there, it'll be safe."
"When TV repairmen walked the earth!" -- Tom Servo
"When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger."RAH
"When a tomato grows out of your forehead, it gets you thinking"
"When a woman *that* top heavy falls, watch out!" -- Crow T. Robot
"When an Oreo breaks, the calories fall out!" -- Law of Dieting
"When angry count four; when very angry, swear." -- Twain
"When are you going to make a *real* delivery?" -- Lt. Baker to Radar
"When at a party, it is impolite to stand in the cake."
"When automation lets you down, do it manually" - Terrin Greyphis
"When bad things happen to beefy guys..." -- Tom Servo
"When boys play hard to get you gotta use better bait." - Elmyra
"When can we get started?" - Riker
"When can you start?" Janeway to Kes
"When cars ruled the world!" -- Tom Servo
"When chasing or being chased remember drive defensively."
"When convention and science offer us no answers..."
"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd..." - Tom Lehrer
"When did I say build an amusement park?" - Jesus
"When did I start thinking of this Cardassian monstrosity as home?"
"When did we get to Disneyland?" - Lonestar
"When did you become such a smart chopper"-Alice
"When did you move to Canada?" "I don't live in Canada, I live in New-York" "Yeah, but when?"
"When did you realize?" - Kira to Odo
"When did you realize?" -- Kira
"When did you start shooting from cover, Charlie?" -- MacLeod
"When do we start?" O'Brien "Right away." Bashir
"When drinking wine, get not fuddled." - Hung Tzu-ch'eng
"When everybody's out to get you, paranoia is just good thinking."
"When everyone fears you, you must fear everyone." - Marsala
"When exactly did Julius Caesar die?" wondered Tom idly.
"When exactly did packs of wild poodles roam the Earth?"
"When faith in God is replaced by skepticism, Oblivion grows."
"When firearms go, all goes - we need them every hour." G. WASHINGTON
"When have I ever asked for sympathy?" -- Frank Burns
"When he was killed, I was on Level 21." - Kira
"When in Rome, do what the Snamor's do!" -Lister
"When in doubt, book 'em." - Steve McGarret, Five-O
"When in doubt, change the rules" - Kirk
"When in doubt, deny all terms and definitions" - Calvin
"When in doubt, empty your magazine." - Murphy's Laws of Combat
"When in doubt, lie." -- Bill Clinton
"When in doubt, tell the truth" M. Twain
"When in doubt, use brute force." --Ken Thompson, Bell Labs
"When in doubt, whip it out"
"When is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?" -- Beecher
"When it came to murder, Jack Mort was an equal opportunity employer."
"When it comes to humility, I'm the greatest." Bullwinkle
"When it comes to my son, I make the decisions." Rom
"When it comes to ruining a painting, he's an artist." Samuel Goldwyn
"When it comes to the Obsidian Order, nothing is impossible" -Entek
"When it turns blue, your ship is odor free..." -- Joel Robinson
"When it's gone, it's gone." Scott
"When it's over, you're cut loose." Janeway
"When love beckons to you, follow him..." -Gibran
"When moms go bad..." -- Joel Robinson
"When mountains crumble to the sea, There will still be you and me"
"When necessairy, shared bodily warmth" XXX "Thats the part I like" 007
"When nine-hundred years old YOU reach, look as good YOU will not,hmm?"
"When one fights monsters, one should beware of becoming one." Guyver1
"When one is in a penalty box, tears are permitted." Picard
"When one is in the superior position, one is expected to win" Kolrami
"When only Cops and the Military have guns, IT'S A POLICE STATE!"
"When policy fails, try thinking."
"When she died, she took the best part of me with her." Sheridan
"When she was 3, her Barbies always did it on the 1st date" - BNL
"When someone asks if you're a god, you say, 'YES!'"
"When someone pushes me, I push back." - MCP
"When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions."
"When spiders drink too much..." -- Crow T. Robot
"When stunt men try to play cards..." -- Mike Nelson
"When that creature appears, men die." Vanderberg
"When that ship went, it must have taken the captain with it!" Scott
"When that's done, will you help us?" Janeway
"When the Grim Reaper comes knockin, this van'll stop rockin." -- Tom A.
"When the Jazz Man's testifying..." -- Carole King, Lisa Simpson
"When the Lord passed out paranoia, Frank got in line twice." - Potter
"When the cat's away..." Sulu-2 to Uhura
"When the fox gnaws, smile!" - Heinlein
"When the fox gnaws, smile!" - Lazarus Long
"When the fox gnaws, smile!" - Robert A. Heinlein
"When the fox gnaws, smile!" -- Heinlein
"When the going gets tough, everyone leaves." -- Lynch's Law
"When the going gets tough, the tough get driving." -- Rollbar
"When the going gets tough, the tough get f*cked over" - Carlin
"When the going gets tough,the tough hide under the table."-Blackadder
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." -- Hunter S. Thompson
"When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn into moderators."
"When the government fears the people, there is liberty." - Washington
"When the kettle boils over, it overflows its own sides."
"When the mind's free, the body's delicate."
"When the music stops, it's only the sound of the rain_ -RUSH
"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny." -Washington
"When the people trust in nothing, annihilation prospers."
"When the ship lifts, all bills are paid. No regrets."
"When the smoke clears, I've cleared out." -- Sandstorm
"When the spit hits the Spam..." -- Frank Burns
"When the time comes, you'll know it." - Kira
"When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw." -- Hamlet
"When the world turn it's back on you, you turn your back on the world."
"When there is an income tax, the just will pay more and the unjust less." -Plato
"When there's trouble just call DW!"
"When there's trouble just call DW!"
"When they say it isn't the money- it's the money!"- Rush Limbaugh
"When trees blow back and forth thats what causes the win\SLMR\TAGLI
"When trees blow back and forth thats what causes the wind..." - s.w.
"When trees blow back and forth, that's what causes the wind." -Wright
"When was the last time you cleaned this place?" -- Michelle
"When we believe in nothing, nothing is what we receive."
"When we first practice to deceive."
"When we judge others, we judge ourselves." - Caine
"When will my raise be effective?" "The same time you are." -- Wally, Catbert (from Dilbert)
"When will the blood begin to race?" - Phantom
"When will the falmes at last consume us?" - Phantom
"When will you die, you twisted old ferret?" Tom Servo
"When would you leave?" Troi "In about a week." T. Riker
"When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the PATOOKAS!"
"When you add them, they magically become one new number." - Calvin
"When you cheat, you make an `eat' out of `C' and `H'."
"When you don't know where you're going, any road will lead you there."
"When you egg someone you're spose ta use raw eggs." -- Mike Nelson
"When you get a haircut, you better go back home." -- Ray Stevens
"When you gonna love you as much as I do?" - Tori Amos
"When you gotta go, you gotta go, So lets get going!" -Louie Nichols
"When you hear the horn, help is on the way..."
"When you least expect it, expect it!" -- Bobby Briggs
"When you put your arms around me I can feel it no more"
"When you reach an equilibrium in biology you're dead." -- Arnold Mandell
"When you reach the crossroads, take it." - Yogi Berra
"When you said panic I didn't think you meant hang me."
"When you see one redwood, you've seen them all." Ronald Reagan
"When you see pink, you'll think `We're doomed'!" -- Tom Servo
"When you talk about Hitler you're really talking about me." -- Frank
"When you were in the fire...did you make your own gravy?
"When you're bi, *everybody* thinks you're a pervert!" -- Shelley
"When you're in love with a beautiful person" - Dr. Hook
"When you're in my tent you'll curb your glands." -- Hoolihan to Hawk
"When you're out of slits, you're out of pier." -- Crow T. Robot
"When you're playing the banjo, everything's okay.
"When you're winning, rigor mortis is funny." -- Trapper to Radar
"When your wiener's happy, you're happy." - Beavis
"When your...'pa' comes, we'll be ready for him." - Worf
"When's the last time you shot an arrow?" Hercules
"Whenever I see a dalmation I say, `What number are you?'" - S. Wright
"Whenever I see a dalmation I say, `What number are you?'\SLMR\T
"Whenever I think about the past it brings back so many memories." - s.w
"Whenever books are burned, men, also, are burned." - Heine
"Whenever he gets dirty, you can take him out and beat him."
"Whenever someone else is crying, I gotta cry, too." Burt Lancaster
"Whenever they test nuclear bombs, its the monsters who suffer!"
"Whenever two lesbians kiss, an angel gets her wings." - A. Napellus
"Whenever you need somebody... I'm the man!"
"Whenever you're around." * Cat "Around." * Lister & Rimmer
"Whenever you're ready." - Crusher
"Where *is* everybody?" Bashir
"Where Am I?"
"Where DOES he get all those marvelous toys?" - Joker
"Where Does He Get Those Toys?"
"Where _does_ he get those marvelous taglines?" - JOKER
"Where a man can be a man; at the Nudie Bar!" - Al Bundy
"Where am I?" "In the pit of despair!" - The Princess Bride
"Where am I?" "Don't they teach you *anything* in Biology, kid?"
"Where are all those flash-backs they promised me?"
"Where are the cowboys? I was promised cowboys!" -J. Bashir
"Where are the diamonds?" - Felix "Alimentary, Dr. Leiter." - 007 (D.A.F.)
"Where are they coming from?" - Arnold
"Where are those angels when you need them?" - Tori Amos
"Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket???"
"Where are we going in the LOST SAUCER"
"Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?"
"Where are we going?! PLANET TEN! When?! REAL SOON!!"
"Where are we going?" "Planet 10!" "When?" "Real soon!"
"Where are we going?" "Philosophically or geographically?"-The Doctor
"Where are we supposed to stay while we're here?" Bashir
"Where are we? Earth? Constellations seem right." McCoy
"Where are we?" "Bermuda. It's a bit complicated."
"Where are we?" - Arthur "Er... somewhere green." - Ford
"Where are we?" Worf
"Where are we?"--Arthur "Somewhere green."--Ford
"Where are you AIMING!? Get HIM!!"--Kefka
"Where are you going piggies?"- Freddy Krueger
"Where are you going to look for Spock's brain?" McCoy
"Where are you going with all those vegetables?" -- Frank Burns
"Where are you going, oh boy-foot bear, with teaks of Chan?"
"Where are you going? Your plate's still full..."- Ren Hoek
"Where are you going?" - Scully "To talk to the animals." - Mulder (FS)
"Where are you working? or should I ask 'what corner'?"
"Where are you?" "Here." "You OK?" "Yes." "Then I've shot a deer."
"Where are your children?" "Burning in the fireplace!"
"Where can I find a copper figure of Lincoln?" Tom asked innocently.
"Where can a guy find a taco stand around here?" -- Tom Servo
"Where did Mary Go...??"
"Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" -- Custer
"Where did all those damn Indians come from?" -General Custer-
"Where did everyone go?" - Sasami
"Where did he *send* you??" Bev "Uh... Counselor Troi's shower." LaForge
"Where did the chains come from?" -- Joey
"Where did this guy come from?" - Butt-Head
"Where did we leave the wheelbarrow the albino had?" -- Inigo Montoya
"Where did you get real kanar?" - Dax
"Where did you get this meat?" Tom bridled hoarsely. -Rambo & Youngquist
"Where did you get those delicious, fresh grapes?" Tom asked divinely.
"Where do I go to see the blood war?" -Anonymous Clueless
"Where do I sign up?" Nog
"Where do contractors go when they get their job half done?" -Gallagher
"Where do these stairs go?" "They go up."
"Where do you go from up?" McCoy on Daystrom
"Where do you hide a 300' tall golf ball?" - Blindside
"Where do you see yourself in ten years?" "Uh.. Huh huh. Uh.."
"Where do you wanna be in 3 yrs?" "Sidehacker II."
"Where do you want to go today?" "To the Tech Support desk."
"Where do you want to go today?" "To return Win95."
"Where do you want to go today?"<tm> "Not to Redmond WA."
"Where does a wise man hide a leaf? In a forest." -- Chesterson
"Where does a wise man kick a pebble? On the beach." -- Chesterson
"Where does he get all those marvelous toys?" - Bush
"Where does he get all those marvelous toys?" - L Lovelace
"Where does he get such wonderful toys?" - The Joker
"Where does it say cut along the dotted mouse?" - Throttle
"Where does the wax go in dripless candles?"
"Where fraternities aren't allowed, Communism flourishes." B. Goldwater
"Where have you been? It's alright we know where you've been" -Floyd
"Where ignorant armies clash by night." Arnold
"Where is Muse that once guided my hand?" -Ned Edison
"Where is Reg?", barked Lee.
"Where is Tenchi? Isn't it after school yet?" - Ayeka
"Where is Worf? I thought I had him paged twice", Picard recalled.
"Where is baseball first mentioned in the Bible? In the
"Where is baseball first mentioned in the Bible? In the Big-inning."
"Where is everybody?" - Godot.
"Where is everybody?" Bashir
"Where is everyone? Where did everybody go?" "ARBY's...roast beef sale."
"Where is he?" Cranston "Safe." Max
"Where is he?"-Alice "Inside you. Where he hides"-Jacob
"Where is it? WHERE ISS IT?" - Gollum
"Where is my pig?" wondered Tom, disgruntledly.
"Where is my son? Where is he?!" - Worf
"Where is the National Nipple?" -- Limbaugh
"Where is the anomoly? hmm? Where's your mommy? AGT
"Where is the cement pond?" - Hillary to Barbara
"Where is the master?" cry the fooloish boys. He is dead!
"Where is virgin wool from?" "The fastest sheep."
"Where is your smile?" Kor "My what?" Kirk
"Where no man has gone before": Enterprise ladies' room
"Where none have gone before." - Data
"Where oh where can a guy find a bell tower?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Where the @!#?!#@ did all these Indians come from?" Gen. A. Custer
"Where the Big Boys Play" -< Data Central BBS!
"Where the HELL am I?" "You're the HELL here!"
"Where the bee sucks, there suck I." -- Shakespeare
"Where the big B actors roam..." -- Mike Nelson
"Where the hell is my grave?" -- Mike Nelson
"Where the hell's the damn rex?" -- Muldoon
"Where the hell's the power you promised?" "One damn minute Admiral!"
"Where the speechless unite in a silent accord" -Pink Floyd
"Where the teeth of madness jump, jump, dance and sing"
"Where there is much light, the shadow is deep." Johann W. Von Goethe
"Where there is no vision, the people perish." -- Proverbs 29:18
"Where there's a whip, there's a way"
"Where there's a will there's a won't." - Ambrose Bierce
"Where there's a wimp, there's a way!" -Thr
"Where there's living, there's policemen."
"Where there's shame, there's business." -- Dr. Forrester
"Where there's smoke, there's me." - Inferno, Autobot
"Where there's smoke, there's me." -- Inferno
"Where was he born?" "On a farm." "Any others in the litter?"
"Where we are is anybody's guess..." -- Mike Nelson
"Where were YOU when O.J. was declared innocent?"
"Where were you when I was burned and broken" -Pink Floyd
"Where were you when the fewmets hit the fan?"
"Where will I find your commanding officer?" -- Winchester
"Where would we be without Brut 33?"
"Where would you rather be? Anywhere but HERE!" RUSH -Double Agent
"Where ya from?" "Sidehackers."
"Where ya goin with the mask I found?"
"Where you can speak out loud about your doubts and fears" -Floyd
"Where you from?" "White Harlem." -- Carlin
"Where you going Piglet? The party's just started"-Freddy Krueger
"Where you see a Sword of Stars, I see a comet." Sisko to Kira
"Where you see them, you see me" - Sinclair
"Where you see vipers, I see three scientists." - Sisko
"Where you walk, I will walk" - Lennier.
"Where you walk, I will walk. I have sworn myself to your side."
"Where you walk, I will walk." - Lennier
"Where! Where is cat?" -- Runt
"Where'd I put that damn Fruenhaugh?"
"Where'd everybody go?" Guinan
"Where'd the camera move to?" -- Tom Servo
"Where'd we get the capybara?" The Tick
"Where'd you get the girl-on-a-stick?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Where'd you hide the Quervo?" -- Tom Servo
"Where'd you learn about kethriak marauders, tha zoo?" - Cyn. Scout
"Where'd you send him, Trelane?"--Riker "Troi's shower."--Trelane
"Where're you two from? Nose City?"
"Where's 347?" Gary Seven "With 348?" Roberta Lincoln
"Where's Babu? (Jerry)
"Where's Charleton Heston when you really need him?" -- Tom Servo
"Where's Ensign Seska?" Kim
"Where's Freddy?"-Alice "He's not home"-Little girl
"Where's Lippert? I'm coming for you!" -- Joel Robinson
"Where's My Thing!"
"Where's My Thing!" , Roll the Bones
"Where's My Thing!" -John Bobbitt
"Where's My Thing!" -Rush, Roll the Bones
"Where's Rob Reiner when you need him!" -- Leary
"Where's Skinner?" - Mulder "Out of a job" - Scully (3x21)
"Where's a camcorder when you need one?" - S. Ipkiss
"Where's all the water comming from?" - Captain of the Titanic.
"Where's my Suzuki?" Orville asked swiftly
"Where's my attendance?" Orville asked listlessly
"Where's my attendance?" the teacher asked listlessly
"Where's my football bat ?" - Neon Dion
"Where's my money?" the swiss asked frankly
"Where's my other glove?" "I think OJ borrowed it..."
"Where's that damn dragon?" -- Kitty Pryde
"Where's that damned dragon?" - Tika carrying Clue Bat(Tm)
"Where's that doctor, anyway?" - Q
"Where's that old Quark cleverness I've heard about?" Zek
"Where's that water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic
"Where's the Clerk? I know, I'll use the "May I help you" riff!"
"Where's the Main Shuttle Bay?" - Q
"Where's the cat?" "In the bushes."..."We gotta stop him!"
"Where's the center of the multiverse? Me."
"Where's the cheese?" asked Tom gratingly.
"Where's the mail? It got here ten minutes ago." -- Frank Burns
"Where's the rest of it? HEY!" - Ivanova
"Where's the scimitar wit?" "Rapier." "Whatever!"
"Where's when I was young and we didn't give a damn?" - The Cranberries
"Where's your makeup, you geisha!" -- Barbaric Baseball Cheer
"Where's your skirt?!" - Hoolihan. "Missing in action." - Klinger
"Where've you been, Clark? You missed everything!" - Lois Lane
"Where. Are. The tribbles?" Kirk to Spock
"Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them." -- Matthew 7:20
"Wherever I go, theeere I am," Pooh mused.
"Wherever I've gone in the U.S., I've found Americans." Alf Landon
"Wherever possible, put people on hold." - National Lampoon
"Wherever this goes, however it ends, we're with you" - Ivanova
"Wherever you go....there's always a damn Buckaroo Banzai quote..."
"Whether you like it or not, I AM the Doctor..." C. Baker
"Whhpish, down boy!" - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
"Which Lois Lane do you prefer?" -- Mike Nelson
"Which anime is the one with the tentacles? Maison Ikkoku?"
"Which came first: the line or the point?"
"Which car are we all chasin' boy?" - Sheriff J.W. Pepper (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"Which floor?", Tom said liftingly.
"Which flunky am I talking to now?...Excuse me, Colonel."-Col. Potter
"Which is real fantasy or reality? Does it matter?" - s.\S
"Which is the most nonchalant chair to be discovered in?" Zaphod b.
"Which of my friends do I comdem to death?" Kirk
"Which of these would look best on me naked?" Lwaxana
"Which of you did it? WHICH OF YOU MADE ME WHAT I AM?" -- Claudia
"Which of you is normal and which is different?" Hercules
"Which one do you think will win?" O'Brien
"Which one of my ex-boyfriends told you that?" - Huntress
"Which ship is thier's, the fat one of the phalic one?" - Tom Servo
"Which way did he go? Which way did he go, George?"
"Which way did he go? Which way did he go?" -- Abom. Snowman
"Which way did he go?" Hercules
"Which way to Castle Anthrax?"
"While I was asleep, the ship, it sang to me." Jacobs
"While I'm cutting, you give him a manicure." -- Hawkeye to Margaret
"While Jane struggles with basic motor skills..." -- Joel Robinson
"While in Universal City ride the Kitten With a Whip!" -- Servo
"While mayor was out kissing babies, The Mask was out kissing babes!"
"While my assistant Jim wrestles Cthulhu..."--M. Perkins
"While others are inside sitting down, you will be outstanding"
"While they're all saying 'The Comfy Chair'..."
"While you ponder this analogy, I'm going outside." - - Calvin
"While you were hanging yourself on someone else's words ...." -Floyd
"While your at it, watch *my* back, too." MacLeod
"Whips don't torture people, people tor...oh, never mind." -Firefinger
"White House, are we cleared for landing?"
"White Tiger!?"-Chiun "It's just a nickname they hung on me." -- Remo
"White goddess getting scared?" "White fascist getting smart?"
"Whitewater?...it'll never replace the Golden Shower
"Whizzo Butter is indistinguishable from a dead crab."
"Who *are* you?" Cmdr. Riker "Who are *you*?" Lt. Riker
"Who ARE these miserable persons?" - Goblin King
"Who I am doesn't matter." Max
"Who SHOULD Have Said It (First) "
"Who Watches the Watchers?"
"Who aboard would have that knowledge?" Kirk "Vulcans." Spock
"Who am I to argue with me?" -- Bashir ["Visionary"]
"Who am I to argue with the Captain of the Enterprise?" - Kirk ST:G
"Who am I? 24601!" - Jean Valjean, Les Misrables
"Who and what I am I hide from the enemy." Mirage
"Who are The Others?" "The givers of pain. And delight."
"Who are YOU calling a fruitcake?!"--Dot
"Who are the Brain Police?" - Frank Zappa
"Who are the heirs of Patrick Henry?" I AM!
"Who are the prisoners and who are the wardens?"
"Who are the rubes?" Hepcat Helm
"Who are these guys?" -- Tom Servo
"Who are they? Why are they doing this?" - Sheridan
"Who are they?" - Scully "I don't know" - Mulder (1x02)
"Who are those guys?" - Dale Earnhardt, 7 time Win Cup Champ
"Who are we talkin' about here?" - Diabolus 29A
"Who are we talking about?" Rom
"Who are we to stand in the way of prophacy?" - Delenn
"Who are you gonna believe... me, or your own eyes?"
"Who are you people? Where do you come from?" Isak
"Who are you talking to?" Diolus "Nobody." Hercules
"Who are you to force your ways upon these people?".
"Who are you to say what harm is done?" "Who do I have to be?"
"Who are you!?" "Your destiny Eddie." - Roland
"Who are you? I'm fine, who are you?" Groucho/Chico Marx
"Who are you? Really?" Jen Sisko 2 "It's a long story." Sisko
"Who are you?" "I am the expendable red-shirt...AARRGGH!"
"Who are you?" "The new #2." "Who is #1?" "You are #6."
"Who are you?" Kirk "We are your people." Miramanee
"Who are you?" Picard
"Who are you?" Sisko
"Who are you?" Sunan "That's what *I* want to know!" Klingon Torres
"Who better to do me than Cindy Crawford!" -Vince Neil
"Who came over for dinner?" -J. Dahmer
"Who came up with this stupid Wheel of Morality idea, anyway?" - Dot
"Who came?" "The cenobites. The demons."
"Who came?" James Kirk "Things! Terrible things!" Aurelan Kirk
"Who can face the knowledge that the truth is not the truth ?" : Rush
"Who can figure a species like that? BEEP BEEP?" - Londo Molari.
"Who can figure a species like that? Beep beep!" -- Londo
"Who can figure a species like that? Beep BEEP?!" - Londo
"Who can know where reality ends and legend begins?" -- Silver Surfer
"Who can run the race with Death?" -- Johnson
"Who cares for you? You're but a deck of cards," -Alice.
"Who cares what its about as long as the kids go?"
"Who cares? Anvils are funny!" - Skippy
"Who certifies psychics?" "Einstein." "But he's dead!" "Precisely."
"Who commanded the confederate army?" Tom asked generally.
"Who dares to love forever, when love must die?" -Freddy Mercury
"Who died and left *you* in charge?" "Captain Biptoe."
"Who died now?" - Scully to Mulder (War of the Coprophages)
"Who dies first?"
"Who do I look like, The Tick?" Spiderman
"Who do I look like, Tom Edison?"- Klinger. "More like Mrs. Edison."- BJ
"Who do i have to vaporise?" - Karbunkle
"Who do we know that we can sue?" -- Calvin
"Who do you think gave it to Guinan?" -- Picard
"Who do you think you are, Zaphod Beebelbrox?" "Count the heads."
"Who does he think he is, Mel Gibson?" Clark Kent
"Who does he think he is, giving me orders?" - Q
"Who else will defeat us if not ourselves?" -C. Brunetti
"Who else'd be playin' cat-and-mouse with a starship?" Scott
"Who fears the U.N.? Nobody is afraid of the boys in blue." -- Liddy
"Who gave you the first opinion?" Doctor "I gave it to myself."
"Who has their future planned out at 16?" -- Parker Lewis
"Who has time for sleep?" - O'Brien
"Who hates that guy?" -- Joel "I do!" -- Tom and Crow
"Who in the hell's Robin?" ___ Bart Simpson
"Who is #1?" "You are, #6!"
"Who is #1?" - Prisoner "I am! Who wants to know?" - Riker
"Who is Batman!" - The Riddler
"Who is Bob Harras, and why does he keep following me?"
"Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my disk?"
"Who is John Galt?" shrugged Atlas.
"Who is Number 1?" "You are, Number Six."
"Who is he? Doctor Who?" (Ian -- An Unearthly Child)
"Who is it?" - Scully "Steven Speilberg!" - Mulder (Pilot)
"Who is married to the queen?" Tom asked achingly.
"Who is number one?" "You are number six."
"Who is number one?" -- #6 "Did you want something?" -- Riker
"Who is that?" -- Al Gore, pointing to bust of George Washington
"Who is the Doctor?" "You, are Number Eight." McGoohan as new Dr.
"Who is the oldest inhabitant of this village?" "We haven't got one; we had one, but he died three weeks ago."
"Who is the vice president?" Tom asked allegorically.
"Who is this 'old man?'"- Worf
"Who is this Tom Swifty character anyway?" asked Tom unselfconsciously.
"Who is this, the Miss Wet Evening Gown contest winner?" -- Al
"Who knew he had so much charisma?" - Catwoman, on Bruce Wayne
"Who knoweth when the bridegroom comes?" - The Stand
"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?"
"Who knows? Maybe next time you'll be a larva."
"Who left the <@#$%> water running?" - Capt. E.J. Smith, Titanic
"Who loves ya, Pugsley?" - Joey Gaynor, "The Addams Family"
"Who made thee a prince and a judge over us?" -- Exodus 2:14
"Who needs information...when you're working underground" - Waters
"Who needs your stinky club? I've got my own club!" - Calvin
"Who put soda-pop in my soda-pop?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Who put the 12 year old in charge?" -- Tom Servo
"Who put the Ram in the ram-a-dam-a-dingdong "
"Who put the bam in the shama lama ding dong?" -- Tom Servo
"Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"
"Who put the thumbtack in my bucket!?!" -- Odo
"Who put the thumbtack in my pail?" -- Odo
"Who roomed with MaryAnn on Gilligan's Island?" Tom asked gingerly.
"Who said I dont like you?"-Alice "My friend with the funny hand."
"Who said the good old days are gone, eh?" - Londo
"Who saves his country violates no law." -Napoleon
"Who saw *that* coming?" - Plucky Duck
"Who saw THAT coming?" -- Plucky, "Return Of Batduck"
"Who saw life steadily, and saw it whole?" -- Arnold
"Who saw that coming?" - Plucky Duck
"Who says Bajorans don't have a sense of humour."--Quark
"Who says a coma can't be delicious!"
"Who says nothing lasts forever? This series will." - G. Lapointe
"Who says robots don't have a sense of humor?" -- Joel Robinson
"Who sets the hoops, and how high, and how many?" <DeJohn>
"Who sewed this thing on sideways?" --John Bobbit
"Who spread garbage all over Flanders' yard before I got a chance to?"
"Who started this dust-up?" - Plug
"Who stole my chair?" he cried deceitfully.
"Who stole my flowers?" Orville questioned lackadaisically
"Who stole my flowers?" the gardener questioned lackadaisically
"Who stole my thermal underwear?" the hunter said coldly.
"Who stole the chapter from my book of fables?" asked Tom, demoralized.
"Who strapped f***ing balls on him?" - Tie Domi on Eric Weinrich
"Who taught you to play poker?!" - Trapper. "You did." - Radar
"Who the HELL is that??" Bear Bryant
"Who the Hell are you?" - Kirk ST:G
"Who the [heck] knows, it's all classified." -Maverick
"Who the blazes is Captain Dunsel?" - McCoy
"Who the hell are you?" "Name's Ash. Housewares."
"Who the hell are you?" -- Odo
"Who the hell are you??" "Name's Ash. Housewares."
"Who the hell died in here?" -- Florida State Motto
"Who then can warm my soul?" <Exile/Enya>
"Who told you paranoia is bad? it was THEM, wasn't it!" - Dire Wolf
"Who told you that?" Bashir "You did." O'Brien
"Who took the frames out of the film?" -- Tom Servo
"Who uploaded the x-rated GIF's into the ship's computer?" "Wesley?"
"Who wants a little?" - Ash
"Who wants a warm martini?" Boyce
"Who wants the last slice of cake?" (Who ate the most cake?)
"Who wants to be sacrificed?" -- Tom Servo
"Who wants to cure Paradise, Jim-Boy?" McCoy
"Who wants to live forever, when love must die?" <Queen>
"Who was Pope before John Paul I?" Tom asked piously.
"Who was born in a house full of pain?" -Pink Floyd
"Who was breaking away from the pack?" -Floyd
"Who was broken by trained personnel?" -Floyd
"Who was dragged down by the stone?" -Floyd
"Who was fitted with collar and chain?" -Pink Floyd
"Who was found dead on the phone?" -Floyd
"Who was given a seat in the stand?" -Floyd
"Who was ground down in the end?" -Pink Floyd
"Who was only a stranger at home?" -Floyd
"Who was that masked man?" "You don't know? It was the Lone Ranger."
"Who was that?" - Sheriff "My drug dealer." - Mulder
"Who was told what to do by the man?" -Pink Floyd
"Who was trained not to spit in the fan?" -Pink Floyd
"Who was your contact?" Bender
"Who will be my judge and which one do I trust?"
"Who will be there to comfort me Or who will be my friend" Belloc
"Who will it be? How about... the Klingon?" - Data
"Who will sacrifice nothing, and enjoys all, is a fool."
"Who will, can. Who tries, does. Who loves, lives."
"Who woke him up?" * Holly
"Who would dare cross the Triskinfernal Venomnewt?"
"Who would have guessed reading and writing would pay off?" - Homer
"Who would pay a million dollars to kill me?" - 007 (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"Who would want to kill me, a simple tailor?" -- Garek
"Who would've thought that dolphins can go bad?" - The Tick
"Who woulda thunk it?" - Greasepit
"Who writes this strip anyway?" -- Finieous Fingers
"Who you callin' a has-been, brother!?" - The Huckster
"Who'd argue with Shelly Winters?" "Ernest Borgnine."
"Who'd be stupid enough to kill their own food ticket."
"Who'd have thought?" Sheridan
"Who'd hire a producer named 'Jimbo'?" -- Tom Servo
"Who'd like us to begin?" - Wakko
"Who'd've thought Selina had a brain to damage?" - Max Shreck
"Who'da fig'gered?" -motto of U.S. Figure Skating Association
"Who's 'we?'" La Forge "We are Borg." Third of Five
"Who's Ben Gunn" sez you. "I'll never tell" sez I
"Who's Jim Varney?" Tom asked earnestly.
"Who's Jim Varney?", he asked earnestly?
"Who's afraid of the big black bat?" - The Riddler
"Who's alive? Let's count off, here..." -- Crow
"Who's been holding up the damn elevator!" -- McCoy
"Who's belief is correct... And how do we prove it?" - Delenn
"Who's chubbier... Perry Mason or Scotty of Star Trek?" - Yakko
"Who's disturbed?" Zek
"Who's driving?!" "Keep yer pants on. I pushed cruise control" - Opus
"Who's driving?!" -Steve "Keep yer pants on. I pushed cruise control."
"Who's for lizard bisuits with cypress gravy?" -- Joel Robinson
"Who's funeral is it?" - CIA Agent "Yours." - Bad Guy.
"Who's got the deed on that forehead" -- Joel Robinson
"Who's it from?" Scully "The killer!" Bruckman as Carson
"Who's laughing now, huh?! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!?!?" - Evil Dead II
"Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi
"Who's more foolish? The fool, or the fool that follows him?" - Obi Wan
"Who's on first?" "Who's on second, Hoffa's under first."
"Who's on first?" -Abbott & Costello
"Who's on trial, here?" -- Tom Servo
"Who's online?" -=<ALT-H>=- "Nob'dy..."
"Who's quarters are these? Gilora's or Ulani's." - Quark
"Who's running the operation?" Bender
"Who's scruffy lookin'?" Han Solo
"Who's that guy with the big head?" -- TV's Frank
"Who's that idiot, drinking water as if it were free?" - Monty Burns
"Who's that trip-trapping on my bridge!!??" -Picard
"Who's that?" "He's an a**hole too, sir."- Spaceballs
"Who's that?" --Flynn "That's Tron. He fights for the Users." --Ram
"Who's the guy who's got big pecs? They call him Herc!" -- Servo
"Who's the little number with the nightie and the whip, eh?"
"Who's the more foolish... the fool or the fool who follows him?"
"Who's your User?" --MCP "Forget it, high-and-mighty Master Control!" --CLU "So be it." --MCP
"Who's your User?" -MCP "Forget it, high-and-mighty Master Control!" -Clu
"Who's your tailor? Mandelbrot?" - Cadigan.
"Who, me? <innocent look> Would *I* do something like that? :)"
"Who, me? A tagliner? But I haven't even got BlueWave :^>"
"Who, moi? <innocent look>" - Renimar Keth-solamni
"Who,is,this broken man, cluttering up my hallway ..."
"Who... is... this unfortunate?" -- Pilate
"Who...is `P-Chan'?" -Ryoga "Yeah, who *is* P-Chan?" -Ranma
"Who? What?" asked Tom warily.
"Who?" "Would you believe, the Wicked Witch of the West?" - Phoenix
"Whoa! Dumber than advertised!" - Yakko
"Whoa! Ho! Butts ahoy!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Whoa! Honey, speak English!" -- Tom Servo
"Whoa! It's Hammer time!" - Butt-Head
"Whoa! It's her! That Black Petunia, or whatever!" -Ranma
"Whoa! It's that dude! The Grim Rapper!" - Butt-Head
"Whoa! Preach on, Brother Beavis!" - Butt-Head
"Whoa! Sneakier than advertised!" -- Yakko Warner
"Whoa! That is a Texas-style camera!" -- Mike Nelson
"Whoa! The hydrogen bomb just went off on the lawn!" -- Crow
"Whoa! We're there dude!" -- Butthead
"Whoa! Wrong book." - Ash
"Whoa! You look REAL cool now!" - Beavis
"Whoa! Hey! Are you contagious?" - Calvin
"Whoa! Ho! Butts ahoy!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Whoa! Honey, speak English!" -- Tom Servo
"Whoa! Is this the weather channel?" - Butt-Head
"Whoa! Preach on, Brother Beavis!" - Butthead
"Whoa! She just had sex? Why don't they show that?" - Butt-Head
"Whoa! Sneakier than advertised!" - Yakko
"Whoa! That is a Texas-style camera!" -- Mike Nelson
"Whoa! The hydrogen bomb just went off on the lawn!" -- Crow
"Whoa! There's all kinds of gravity in here..." - Jackie
"Whoa! What did I do??" Kim
"Whoa!! Santa is doing the forbidden dance!"
"Whoa!" "Yeah!" "Whoa!" "Yeah!" - Beavis & Butt-Head on nude babes
"Whoa!" - Larry
"Whoa!" -Hoagie
"Whoa, *you're* not Skippy!" -- Slappy
"Whoa, almost ran over Kissinger, gonna have to go back!"
"Whoa, dumber than advertised!" -- Dot
"Whoa, head rush! Hey, Butt-Head, do my ears look funny?" - Beavis
"Whoa, let the sun beat down upon my face and stars to fill my dream"
"Whoa, sorry. You're filming a movie here." -- Mike Nelson
"Whoa, that's cool, he he he he" - Beavis and Butthead
"Whoa. How come the music just turned ominous?"
"Whoa...it's #FN@!" - Butt-Head
"Whoa...it's Andrew!" - Butt-Head
"Whoah! Space babes!" -- Joel Robinson
"Whoever did this put up one helluva roadblock." Kim
"Whoever hates his brother is a murderer." - I John 3:15, NKJV
"Whoever he is, he sure talks gloomy!" Sulu
"Whoever heard of a tanned vampire?" -- Don Schanke
"Whoever heard of a worm-skin rug?" -- Rimmer
"Whoever is HAPPY will make others happy too."
"Whoever said `no news is good news,' was BADLY misinformed." D. Rathe
"Whoever said humans are logical?" - Cpt. Spock
"Whoever you are, I found this waste zone first!" - Neelix
"Whoevers piloting the shuttlecraft is a madman." (The pilot is Londo)
"Whoisit? One of those cut little Olsen twins?" -- Yakko
"Wholesale?!" Quark
"Whom are you?" he said, for he had been to night school
"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school. -- George Ade
"Whom the gods love die young no matter how long they live."
"Whom the gods love die young." -- Byron
"Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make write for TV."--DKMK
"Whooha!! That got him!" - Wedge
"Whoooaaaaaa, Bundy!"
"Whoops - looks like I cut his family tree." - The Crypt Keeper
"Whoops! No more onion rings for me." - Tom Servo on strange noise
"Whoops, another power failure," said Tom delightedly.
"Whoops. That's my cue." - Skeeve
"Whoops. I just dropped a running chain saw." he said offhandedly.
"Whoops. That's my cue." - Skeeve
"Whoopseedoodle.." -- Little Ned Flanders
"Whose Fist Is This Anyway?" -- Prong
"Whose engrams?" "Well, mine, of course!" "Of course!"
"Whose idea was this???" -- Wakko "The people at Fox Kids." -- Yakko
"Whose side are you going to be on, Constable?" - Kira
"Whose side are you on?" "That would be telling!"
"Whoso is a man, must be a nonconformist"
"Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist." - R. W. Emerson
"Why "Bother," said Pooh
"Why 20:55?" Sisko
"Why Hello, Mister `Bring-Back-The-Death-Penalty!'" - Bloom County
"Why Joel? Why?" -- Tom Servo
"Why Johnny Can't Read" - Now available on VHS tape.
"Why Johnny Can't Read" -- Now available on VHS and multimedia CD-ROM!
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"Why Johnny can't read" - Now available on VHS tape.
"Why Liberals Can't Read" - Now available on VHS.
"Why ME, Dog?" pleaded the dyslexic.
"Why Ranma under Shampoo's bike?" - Shampoo
"Why Ren, you're all sticky with filth."- Stimpy
"Why Should Not Old Men Be Mad." W.B. Yeats
"Why a cat?" Kirk "Racial memories..." Spock
"Why a church?" - Duncan MacLeod.
"Why all the mumbo-jumbo?" Kirk
"Why am *I* the woman?" -Sally "Because you lost!" -Dick <3rd Rock>
"Why am I doing this?" "Because you are a homicidal maniac."
"Why am I doing this?" * Lister
"Why am I here?" - Sheridan "You have always been here" - Dream Kosh
"Why am I here?" Sheridan
"Why am I me instead of someone else?" Lal
"Why am I not surprised?" - Iago
"Why am I not surprised?" Bashir
"Why am I suddenly starting to get these...odd cramps?" - Delenn
"Why are Human men so hairy?" "Traction."
"Why are so many of these Tom Swifties about insects?" asked the tyrant.
"Why are the lot of you starin' at me for?" Scott
"Why are they so shocked by a kiss?" -Major Fokker
"Why are they using such primitive weapons? It must be a trick!"
"Why are we being treated to this inordinate demand for silence?"-CEW
"Why are we freezing out tails off?" - Modo
"Why are we here? Because we're here. Roll the bones."
"Why are we meeting on holy ground?" - Duncan MacLeod
"Why are you after me? Did I offend Industrial Light and Magic?"
"Why are you asking me about this?" Worf to Data
"Why are you carrying that fish around?" "For the halibut..."
"Why are you doing this? Why are you torturing me?" - Sheridan
"Why are you doing this?" - Beverley to Wesley
"Why are you doing this?" -- Crusher
"Why are you doing this?" Odo to Lovok
"Why are you doing this?" Sisko
"Why are you dressed like somebody died?" - "WAIT" -Wednesday Adams
"Why are you eating with your knife?" "My fork leaks."
"Why are you fighting this, Julian?" -- Dax
"Why are you here, Commander Riker?" Hugh
"Why are you here?" Pike "To please you." Vina
"Why are you hittin' me?" "Someone has to."
"Why are you holding us here?" Torres
"Why are you painting the walls the same color?" * Lister
"Why are you parking there? You don't LOOK handicapped..."
"Why are you running away?" -Floyd
"Why are you talking like that?" Lore
"Why are you telling me this?" Winters
"Why are you trying to keep me here?" Picard
"Why are you wearing a mask?" "I'm too handsome for mere mortals."
"Why are you wearing black? Nobody's dead." "Wait.
"Why are you wearing my new raincoat?" "To keep your new suit dry."
"Why be a man when you can be a success?"
"Why be brutalized by an uncaring world?" - E. Nygma, BATMAN FOREVER
"Why bother?" said Pooh.
"Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?"
"Why can't I be handsome....or attractive looking..."
"Why can't I just rename *.TIF to *.GIF?"
"Why can't they ever have a war in Florida?" -- Hawkeye
"Why can't we play today?" -Floyd
"Why can't you show up, make it all right?" -Zeppelin
"Why certainly my boy! It's baseball season!" - Bugs
"Why couldn't they have Mamie Van Doren star in this?" -- Crow
"Why count minutes when we have forever?" - Duncan MacLeod
"Why did God make so many dumb fools and Democrats?" William Powell
"Why did Sandy Frank think this film was worth saving?" -- Crow
"Why did my broker get fired," asked Tom as he investigated.
"Why did she crawl into the espresso machine?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Why did the Captain let me live?" Spock-2 to McCoy
"Why did they name verbal puns for frogs?" Tom croaked.
"Why did we tell you then, you were always the golden boy then" -Floyd
"Why did you break off the encounter with my pet python?" - H. Drax
"Why did you have to bring Rimmer back?" * Lister
"Why did you resign?"
"Why did you throw the toilet out the window?" "To lower the rent."
"Why didn't I think of that?" -- Dr. Forrester
"Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things?!" - Joker
"Why didn't you guys erase *this* from my memory?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Why didn't you just say so?" Sisko
"Why didn't you take off all your clothes?" Clark Gable
"Why do Chineese girls taste different from all other girls?" - 007
"Why do I always get picked last for the bowling team?" - Roy Hess
"Why do I always get the shaft? Norm got better lines!"--Morn
"Why do I always have to save your aAAAAAAAAA!"
"Why do I always have to save your...AAIIEE!!!" --Timon
"Why do I keep gettin' hooked up with these warped people?!" - Iago
"Why do I keep seeing that sadist?" "Beats me."
"Why do I need to call the relay when I can call direct??"
"Why do I suspect I won't be getting any royalties?"--Tom Chorlton
"Why do elephants have flat feet?" "To stamp out burning ducks!"
"Why do mice have small balls?" "Only 10% of them dance!"
"Why do people take an instant dislike to me?" -- Frank Burns
"Why do the Nazis hate Zeons?" Spock to Isak
"Why do they burn aromatic substances?" asked Tom, justly incensed.
"Why do they call it fast when it goes so slow?"
"Why do they do what they do when they do it?" -- Mindweb
"Why do they resist?" -- Demonicus Rex
"Why do those dots follow me around?" <paranoid tagline>
"Why do those three dots keep following me?" - Paranoid Tagline
"Why do we crucify ourselves?" - Tori Amos
"Why do you always have to say that?" Torres
"Why do you always make jokes about my name?" Peter Lorre
"Why do you ask me questions, when you already know the answers?" - Vir
"Why do you ask?" Data "Just curious." Bashir
"Why do you bother? I for one couldn't..." said Tom carelessly.
"Why do you call him a beast?" -- Dick Durkin
"Why do you hang around with that sadist?" "Beats me!"
"Why do you have an IQ of 12,000?" * Talkie Toaster
"Why do you need an elevator??" "I'm in a wheelchair, stupid!"
"Why do you resist us?" Hugh
"Why do you say that, Mr. Data?" "I do not know."
"Why do you stay with that sadist?" "Beats me!"
"Why do you think the sciences are dominated by women?" - Gilora
"Why do you think they call it exposition?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Why do you wanna do that?" - Dot
"Why do you wanna have sex? I didn't do anything wrong!" -Al Bundy
"Why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?"
"Why does Spock call you Captain?" Keeler
"Why does bottled water have an expiration date?"
"Why does everybody abandon me?" -- Annie
"Why does everybody abandon me?" -- Annie
"Why does everybody say my name like it means `Shut-Up'?" - Jubilee
"Why does everyone keep bringing me chocolates?" (Troi)
"Why does everyone say my name like it means `Shut Up'?"
"Why does he only kill at high tide?" -- Dick Durkin
"Why does it hurt when I 'P & Q'?"
"Why does it hurt when I pee?"
"Why does it hurt when I pee?" - F. Zappa, JOE'S GARAGE
"Why does it keep attacking >you<?" Janeway to Tuvok
"Why does she always have a Catholic processional behind her?"
"Why does she strike him?" Alice 2 "She likes him." Kirk
"Why does the most evil man in the world live in a Stuckey's?"
"Why does the universe always give you the sign AFTER you do it?"-Calvin
"Why does the universe hate me?" - G'Kar
"Why does this always have to be so hard?" Hercules
"Why don't Christians do something?" asked the Atheist.
"Why don't I lock them up and call the Klingons to come get them?" Odo
"Why don't the other cadets like me? - Wesley "You're annoying!" - Us
"Why don't the other cadets like me?" Wesley
"Why don't they just open up a gift shop?" Ivanova
"Why don't they look?"
"Why don't we do it on the stove?" - Listening Woman
"Why don't we get drunk and screw?"
"Why don't we get together this afternoon," she said delightfully.
"Why don't we have a war sometime with no ammunition?" -- Trapper
"Why don't we have cheese fondon't for people who don't like cheese
"Why don't we just call it a draw, Robinson." -- Dr. Forrester
"Why don't we just hand him over to scavengers?" - Earl on babysitting
"Why don't you -call- on one of your friends?" -Freddy Krueger
"Why don't you ask me about Buffalo Bill?" -- Hannibal Lector
"Why don't you devour me and let's call it a night." - Arthur Supper
"Why don't you find yourself another war, Frank?" -- Hawkeye
"Why don't you get in and I'll take you home?"- Freddy to little girl.
"Why don't you give me the damn data crystal before I get cranky?"
"Why don't you go ahead and ask me." Adel Renn
"Why don't you go bother Limbaugh?" "We're afraid he'd eat us!"
"Why don't you hand your body in & let them mark that?" * Lister
"Why don't you just *ask* them?" - Scully to Mulder (Piper Maru)
"Why don't you just show us `Marooned'?" "We couldn't get it!"
"Why don't you pass me the Royal Blue." Guinan to Ro
"Why don't you pet the cat?" "The cat? What's the point?"
"Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?" "Liike...you?" "oops."
"Why don't you play with your magic nose goblins?"
"Why don't you reach out...and *touch* someone?" -Freddy Krueger
"Why don't you sit here?" Tom suggested in Lapp.
"Why don't you solve the mystery of who put that mud in the freezer?"
"Why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?" - Frank
"Why don't you stay here and practice screaming." -- Crow T. Robot
"Why don't you take me for a little while?" -Coverdale/Page
"Why don't you tell your Uncle Quark all about it."
"Why don't you try this negligee?" asked Tom, transparently.
"Why don't you use that radar you're always bragging about?"
"Why don't you use your divine influence and get us out of this?" -Han
"Why don't you?" * Lister "I don't know how." * Holly
"Why doncha come up and eat lead sometime?"
"Why dont I just eat the whole tray. Go throw up & come back for
"Why have you intercepted me?" Gary Seven
"Why have you stolen these items?" - Data
"Why in God's name is Sinbad tax exempt?" -- Tom Servo
"Why is Lt. Barclay being referred to as a vegetable?"
"Why is Spot under the bed?" - Data
"Why is Walter Winchell in this scene?" -- Tom Servo
"Why is everyone here walking around as if they are afraid of me - Londo
"Why is everyone so silent?" asked the blind monk to his pet balisk.
"Why is it raining fish?" - Rimmer
"Why is it so hard for you to believe?" - Fox Mulder
"Why is it whenever I tell Butt-Head to change it, he never does it?"
"Why is my life suddenly passing before my eyes?" - Franklin
"Why is the DM smiling? <--- famous last words.
"Why is the WorldWide Wait so slow?" "It runs on Windoze!"
"Why is the alphabet in order? Is it because of the song?
"Why is the alphabet in order? Is it because of the song?" - S. Wright
"Why is the music so poignant?" -- Tom Servo
"Why is the sky black?" -Lal
"Why is there a 5 day gnu waiting period," Tom oxed? - John Foster
"Why is there a man stuffed into the potted plant?" -- Younger
"Why is there a watermelon there?" "...I'll tell ya later."
"Why is your car hopping down the road?" "I've got HIC hiccups."
"Why isn't 'PHONETICALLY' spelled that way?"
"Why isn't he dead?!" Akinta "Bad archers!" Hercules
"Why isn't it working, just when I need it the most." -Tenchi
"Why make history if you fail to learn by it?" Vir
"Why may not that be the skull of a lawyer?" - Shakespeare
"Why may not that be the skull of a lawyer?" -- Hamlet
"Why may not that be the skull of a lawyer?" -- Shakespeare
"Why me, it's not fair!" - Tenchi
"Why me?" - Bareil
"Why not ask O'Brien to fix them?" Odo to Quark
"Why not be allowed?" -- Perry
"Why not try a carrot instead of a stick?" McCoy
"Why not, you've lectured everyone else!"
"Why now?" -- Worf
"Why of course my dear" said the spider to the fly.
"Why remember quotes when you can make them up??" - David Keogh <g>
"Why remove my crew?" Kirk "They're not needed." Wesley
"Why settle for the LESSER evil?" - Arioch or Cthulhu
"Why should I act like Gilda Radner's husband?" Tom asked bewilderingly.
"Why should I stop just because I've had more than enough?" Draco F.
"Why should we leave you?" "Because you annoy us."
"Why should you want to know? Don't you mind about the future!
"Why shouldn't I knock down the wall" was Orville's defence.
"Why shouldn't I stir my coffee with a ballpoint pen?" Tom bickered.
"Why shouldn't I talk to birds?" asked Tom as he ogled.
"Why start an Institute for the Mute?" asked Tom dumbfoundedly.
"Why stop now, just when I'm hating it?"--Marvin
"Why thank you! One must live up to one's reputation. :)"
"Why think when Gloria Steinem wants to do it for you?
"Why think when Rush Limbaugh wants to do it for you?"
"Why wait to go out?" - Kliest
"Why was Commodore lying to you? Because they HATED THEIR CUSTOMERS.
"Why was your letter damp?" "Postage dew."
"Why we could never reach the stars without you zero, my hero..."
"Why were you being stoned?" Spock to Miramanee
"Why were you trying to protect the Changeling?" Lovok to Garak
"Why won't he be the king I know he is, the king I see inside" -Nala.
"Why worry?" "Because it's your responsibility!" - Simba/Nala
"Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs; I HAVE LEGS." (Jerry)
"Why would I tell the truth?" - Methos
"Why would Tuvok lie about an attack?" Janeway
"Why would anyone buy insurance from YOU?!?"--Susie Derkins
"Why would anyone need a computer of their own ? " -- Ken Olsen, 1974
"Why would anyone on this ship betray us?" - Janeway
"Why would anyone want to live in a place like this?" - Paris
"Why would he have broken off transmission?" Chakotay
"Why would he pretend to be a cargo captain?" Paris
"Why would the Navy bomb us?" -- Henry. "We're beating them 14-0."
"Why yes...we DO have two children who won't eat their vegetables."
"Why yesh offisher I've been drinking but thatsh wash owersh ago."
"Why you little..." - Homer Simpson
"Why you stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking----nerf herder!" - Leia
"Why, Constable, I thought you didn't eat." Garak "I don't." Odo
"Why, Constable, you dirty old shapeshifter!"--Quark
"Why, I committed murder to get you." Bette Davis
"Why, I haven't bathed in three weeks!"- Ren Hoek
"Why, YOU--!"--Odo
"Why, fer cryin' out loud.. Research Physicists need Porches Too!!"
"Why, hello again, boys!" - Billie Munny
"Why, how large is YOUR user tagline file?" - Renimar Keth-Solamni
"Why, o why did I ever leave my Hobbit-hole?" - Bilbo Baggins
"Why, thank you, *Captain* McCoy." Spock
"Why, thank you, Miss...?" - Worf
"Why, then, the world's mine oyster which I with sword will open."
"Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler!" - Lando
"Why, you stuck up...half-witted...scruffy-looking...nerf-herder!"-Leia
"Why? Because it will be fun." -- Sisko
"Why? Because it'll be fun!" - Sisko
"Why? Because it will be fun." Sisko
"Why? Because we care!"
"Why? Why have you done this?" Klingon Torres
"Why?" -- MacLeod "Because there can be only one." -- Methos
"Why?" Koch "You tell me." Sheridan
"Why?" MacLeod "Because there can be only one." Methos
"Why?" Riker "Curiosity. We've never been there." La Forge
"Why?? There has to be a reason!" Lt. Harold, 'Arena'
"Why???" MacLeod "Because there can be only one." Methos
"Wi not trei a holiday in Sweden this yer?"
"Wick my boots you wascally swave!" - Master Fudd
"Wicked! Wicked! You're wicked, eh?!"
"Wicker armor courtesy of Pier 1!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Wierd, wierd, wierd" -- Crow T. Robot
"Wife for life is better than wife for strife"
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house"
"Wife" is a four letter word.
"Wiggle the plug or something." -- Joel Robinson
"Wight! Centuwion ... take him away."
"Wight! Centuwion ... take him away." -- Pilate
"Wild Child" -- Heart
"Wild Rebels...crunchy, fruity rebels..."
"Wild sex in the working class. After 5, it's a gas!"
"Wildcat sucks - It won't last too long..." (Sung to "Disco Sucks.")
"Wilderness of Mirrors" RUSH -Double Agent
"Wilderness of mirrors, world of polished steel..." -Rush
"Wile E. Coyote, Sooooper Geeeenius!" -- Wile E. Coyote
"Will America be the death of English?"
"Will I choke on my tears until finally there's nothing left?" - T. Amos
"Will I see you again?" Jen Sisko 2 "I don't know." Sisko
"Will I still be waiting for somebody else to understand?"
"Will Rogers Institute." "Roy Rogers Institute."
"Will Rogers never met a lawyer..."
"Will The Q has muddled your mind." -- Picard
"Will do Satan's work for food." - David Rice
"Will do, airboy, will do." - Large
"Will he regain consciouness?" Kim "I believe so." Doctor
"Will it be good enough?" Riker
"Will it make a good blend with Scotch?" "It should."
"Will it make a good blend with Scotch?" Scott "It should." McCoy
"Will sell or swap for Hide-A-Bed and 35 bucks..."
"Will she live?" Kirk "No." McCoy
"Will she smell alone?"
"Will somebody *please* invade *something*?" -- Tom Servo
"Will somebody PLEASE invade something!?" - MST3K
"Will somebody shoot me? Please?" -- Nick Knight
"Will someone PLEASE get a translator in here!!!" - Ombudsman Wellington
"Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?" - Leia
"Will someone please explain this conversation to me?" -- Bashir
"Will that fill your perscription?" Kirk
"Will the following footsteps catch me, am I really dying?" -Floyd
"Will these windows change my original document?"
"Will they fix us? Will they find us an owner?"-- Masa and Mune
"Will this never end?" - C3P0
"Will this ransom be cash or charge?" - Tom Servo
"Will we ever get out of this airport?" asked Tom interminably.
"Will ya cut it out?" "Can't cut it out. It grow right back."
"Will you LIGHTEN UP????" -- Slappy
"Will you be requiring me to cut off an arm or a leg?"
"Will you come to my campinology class?" Orville appealed.
"Will you cut it out with this Obi-wan Kenobi crap?" - Mulder
"Will you cut the sanctamonious crap?" - Fox Mulder
"Will you even tell her if you decide to make the sky fall?" - T. Amos
"Will you feed me? Can I sleep here?"--Samantha (at Hurricon)
"Will you get out of my face?!" - Yakko
"Will you haunt me forever?" "Not forever..."
"Will you just TRY to get me some black coffee?" * Lister
"Will you keep the noise down! We're trying to have a party next door!"
"Will you kindly remember you are an X-Man and not a school boy Romeo!"
"Will you marry me?" Forrest Gump to Jenny
"Will you remember where we parked the car?" (Kramer)
"Will you still call my name she when falls asleep?" - Tori Amos
"Will you teach me?" Sheridan "Yes." Kosh
"Will, you always seemed to be after my job." - Picard
"Will. This is strange." Crusher
"Will... The Q has muddled your mind." -- Picard
"Willie Nelson and Redd Foxx are calling..." -- Mike Nelson
"Win if you can, lose if you must...but always cheat." - J. Ventura
"Win95" is a WARNING label!
"Wind Instruments" By Tom Bone
"Wind Instruments" - by Clara Net
"Wind...in my air...shifting and dritfing...mechanical music...."-Rush
"Windows 3.11?"..."I'm sorry, Dave; I'm afraid I can't do that"
"Windows 95: The Turkey That Fell to Earth" - London Times, 8/3/95
"Windows Ice Cream -- Hoggin' DOS"
"Windows NT Performance", on the next "In Search Of"
"Windows NT spelar i luftprogrammeringens verkliga elitserie."
"Windows Performance", on the next "In Search Of".
"Windows for Dummies". isn't that Microsoft "Bob"?
"Windows is Irrelevant. Its existence is futile."
"Windows" is to "good" as "life" is to "death"!
"Windows"... The place where bugs come in
"Windows"... from the people who gave you Edlin.
"Windows'95 Setup: P6 CPU not found ! Aborting..."
"Windows, what's windows? I use OS/2" -Bill Gates.
"Windows-> The best $89 solitare game you can buy!"
"Windows: Attractive & Easy, Slut of the CPU."
"Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!"
"Windows: From the people who brought you Edlin."
"Windws is fine for bckground communiaions." -- Bll Gats, 1992
"Wine is a mocker; strong drink is raging." -- Proverbs 20:1
"Winged bat who flies through the night...." - The Joker
"Winning isn't everything, but Losing isn't anything." C. Brown
"Wintermute, Case, it's time we talk." -Wintermute AI
"Wip them to shweds!" - Napoleon Bre
"Wipeout!" - Larry
"Wisdom is better than rubies." -- Proverbs 8:11
"Wish I had me one of them book case doors!" -- Joel Robinson
"Wish everything was regular as clockwork." - Slappy
"Wish somebody'd help me write this song" - Waters
"Wit is educated insolence" - Aristotle
"Witches Parking Space: Offenders will be toad".
"Witches can not cry..." - Data
"With $10,000 we'd be millionaires!" - Homer Simpson
"With *you* big guy, I'll bring my own cloriform...<g>"
"With 34 cylinders the cars of yesteryear never flooded." -- Crow
"With 85 previous acquittals, my client has a faultless record."
"With Ghost, it's always about cream" -Mutant Raccoon
"With God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" - Arthur Carlson
"With Joker products, I get a grin again and again." - The Joker
"With Romulan uniforms, they could USE a good tailor."--Odo
"With a bit of a mind flip, you're into the time slip." - Riff
"With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside..." - SoM
"With a love for animals that's almost Illegal!"
"With all due respect" (No matter what you say, my mind is made up.)
"With all due respect*Begone*! Sir." -- Worf
"With all due respect, BE GONE!.....Sir."
"With all due respect, Major, you're beginning sound like a Romulan."
"With all due respect, sir... BEGONE!"
"With all due respect... *Begone*! Sir." -- Worf
"With an armful of this stuff, I wouldn't be afraid of a supernova!"
"With consistency, a great soul has simply nothing to do." - Emerson
"With each passing moment, you make yourself more my servant."
"With enough courage, you can do without a reputation." Clark Gable
"With fiends like that, who needs enemas." - Lloyd Henried
"With her big bad gun -but then, that's Traditional for you X-Women."
"With liberty and justice for all." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"With mint frosting!" - Worf with mouth full of celluar peptide cake
"With my luck, you'll get my Section 8." -- Klinger to Hawkeye
"With news like that, we should take the day off." -- Hawkeye
"With one wish we wake the will within wisdom." -- Takoda
"With our judgements as our watches, none go just alike."
"With parts made in Japan, I am the modern man!"
"With peace in their hearts and burning death in the skies..."
"With shovels & rakes & implements of destruction...."
"With the fire from the fireworks up above me..." - Sisters of Mercy
"With the sunlight dyed and the night above me..." - Sisters of Mercy
"With their nine-inch nails and little fascist panties..."
"With these powers I could be... a *superhero!" - The Mask
"With these powers I could be...A SUPERHERO!" - S. Ipkiss
"With these powers I could be...A SUPERHERO!" - The Mask
"With these powers I could bea SUPERHERO!"
"With this I could RULE THE WORLD! Well, no, but it's cool."--Bill Nye
"With this kind of an attitude, absolutely not." - Geordi
"With women the heart argues, not the mind." -- Arnold
"With your _eyes_ Lieutenant, not your pants!" - Kira
"With your gun you had maybe *half* a chance!" - Catwoman
"With your schizophrenia, I'd charge you double." -- Freedman to Flagg
"Within a week, he'll have forgotten them all." -- Quark
"Within them is the capacity to walk among the stars, like giants."
"Within three days I will raise it up," said Jesus cryptically.
"Without Music, life would be a mistake." (N.)
"Without a cast there can be no cast party..." -- TV's Frank
"Without anti-matter, what difference does it make?" - Geordi
"Without books God is silent." -- Bartholin
"Without facts, the decision cannot be made logically." Spock
"Without followers, evil cannot spread." Spock, stardate 5029.5.
"Without freedom of choice there is no creativity." - Kirk.
"Without germs we would be all alone." Cries FEMMSA!
"Without innovation, art is a corpse." -- Churchill
"Without it I'm as blind as a stump!" -- LaForge
"Without me, Jim? You two would never find your way back." McCoy
"Without me, you will never feel emotion again." Lore
"Without milk or sugar." "Or tea!"
"Without music, life would be an error." -- Nietzsche
"Without personal responsibility there cannot be freedom."-N. Gingrich
"Without shame you sell me out, and frame your name..."
"Without sheep, there's no sex for nice guys." - Quentin Fai
"Without the radiation, the temporal displacement would stop." Dax
"Without the sword, the law is only words." - Thomas Hobbs
"Without weapons, we have no way of stopping it." - Sisko
"Witness the man who waves at the wall" -Floyd
"Wives are not property." - Heinlein
"Wives are not property." - Lazarus Long
"Wives are not property." -- Heinlein
"Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil."
"Woke up this morning, one sock too many.."
"Woking the Dog" - Coming this fall on The WB
"Wolfman has nards! Wolfman has nards!"-Monster Squad
"Wolverine, where are you going?! Wolverine!" - Cyclops
"Woman - can't live with 'em and ther's no trade in value"
"Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time"
"Woman must be a genius to create a good husband." - Balzac
"Woman the oars!" -- Tom Servo
"Woman was God's second blunder." -- Nietzsche
"Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary"
"Woman who eat banana get cream in mouth"
"Woman who fly plane upside down have hairy crack up!"
"Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock"
"Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!"
"Woman will be the last thing tamed by man." -- Meridith
"Woman with bleached blonde hair have black hair by cracky"
"Woman your ships! And may the Force be with you!" - MaDodonna
"Woman's intuition." - Mulder on Scully's hunch of a killer's identity
"Woman, I'm a gangster! That's what I do." -- Manson
"Women - You can't live with them. Pass the beer nuts." - Morn
"Women and elephants never forget." Dorothy Parker
"Women are a sex by themselves." -- Beerbohm
"Women are like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time."
"Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood." -- Wilde
"Women are never disarmed by compliments." -- Wilde
"Women aren's people, they're women." - Dr. Ira Graves
"Women can't forgive failure." -- Chekov
"Women go crazy over guys with a big signature." -Hancock from DOTT
"Women often have that reaction when they see me naked." -- Hawkeye
"Women on the verge of an atomic breakthrough." -- Tom Servo
"Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal."
"Women! They just don't understand the old double-standard!"
"Women" in PC: "Penilely challenged."
"Women's virtue is man's greatest INVENTION" - Skinner
"Women's weapons, water-drops." -- Shakespeare
"Women, can't live with 'em. Pass the beer nuts." -- Norm
"Women, on the other hand, provide game ports..."
"Women-You can't live with them. Pass the beer nuts." --Morn
"Women. Can't live with 'em... pass the beer nuts." - MORN
"Women." - Batman
"Women...you can't live with 'em...pass the beer nuts." -Norm
"Women: Fear them." - Opus
"Women: You can't live with them, pass the beer nuts" - Norm
"Wonder if the doctor knows about her mixing her medications." -Calvin
"Wonderful world you live in."-Franklin "The rent's cheap."-Garibaldi
"Wondering which of the buggars to blame" -Floyd
"Wondrous!" - Anna Steven
"Wood Productions, the mark of quality!" -- Dolores Fuller
"Woody, I said TUCK the children in bed!" - Mia Farrow
"Woof, in this reality, you and I are married."-- Lwaxanna Troi
"Woof." R. T. Tin
"Wooo! I was afraid it was my transmission!" -Homer
"Wooohooo! One less Kilrathi!" - Flint makes a kill
"Woops, I dropped my toothpaste," Tom said, crestfallen.
"Word up." -- Tom Servo
"Word's gotten out, hasn't it?" Sheridan
"Words are men's daughters, but God's sons are things." -- Madden
"Words can cut deeper than steel." Freeway
"Words can't explain the way that I feel in my heart..."
"Words may show a man's wit but actions his meaning." -- Franklin
"Words mean things!" - Rush Limbaugh.
"Words mean things." New Undeniable Truth #34
"Words mean things." - Rush Limbaugh
"Words that were couched in metaphor to begin with." - Sisko
"Words you can't use: b*m, kn*ckers, w**-w**, semprini."
"Worf HATES writers! WRITE OR DIE!!"
"Worf to Captain Picard. Ambassador Alcar is dead."
"Worf! Still struggling up the evolutionary ladder?" - Q
"Worf, Forget the Prime Directive. Give the Borg Windows NT."
"Worf, calm down!" - Troi
"Worf, confine ensign Ruddy to the brig!" *
"Worf, do you intend to fire a hole in the viewscreen?"--Picard
"Worf, fire at will!" "Hey, where did Riker go?"
"Worf, fire at will!" *BZZT* "Hey, where'd Riker go?"
"Worf, fire phasers at ensign Ruddy!" *
"Worf, have you seen Wesley?" "No, I haven't" <burp>
"Worf, have you seen Wesley?" "No Doctor, I have not." <BURRRP!>
"Worf, have you seen my pet tribble?" -Data "Eeeee!" -Tribble
"Worf, how *did* you get those bumps?" -- Riker
"Worf, is this your idea of sex?" Geordi
"Worf, is this your idea of sex?" - LaForge
"Worf, it's it's enormous!" -- Gava
"Worf, show Mr. Crusher the airlock." - Picard
"Worf, we have another problem." - Troi
"Worf, you came in here for something." Crusher
"Worf. Chief of security. The big guy who never smiles?"
"Worf. The big guy that never smiles." - Beverly
"Worf? Chief of security? The big guy who never smiles?"
"Worf? The big guy that never smiles?" -- Crusher
"Worf?"--Picard "We had to kill him."--Madred
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." Rev. William A. Spooner
"Work to become, not to acquire" - Confucius
"Working for a warlord isn't our style." Hercules
"Working with people is difficult, but not impossible." -Peter Drucker
"Working with you was bad enough when we were children." -- Rom
"Works for me!" Steve Stacher, Northern Ireland, 1993
"Works for me." --Rick Hunter
"World conquest will soon be ours, Pinky." - The Brain
"Worldly pleasure is a short-lived dream." - Petrarch
"Wormhole? What is this?" Wormhole creators
"Worry is a human emotion, Captain." Spock
"Worse mistake I ever made, but, not my last."
"Worship God. It's easier than thinking."
"Worship at the railroad of your choice." -Crow T. Robot/Tom Servo
"Worship is transcendent wonder." -- Carlyle
"Worship my merciful god Jesus, or I'll kill you."
"Worship the truck farmer at the church of your choice!"
"Worst case of testoserone poisoning I've ever seen." -- Susan Ivanova
"Worst case of testosterone poisoning I'VE ever seen!" -Ivanova
"Worst mistake I ever made, but no my last." Paris
"Worthwhile Macintoshes, on the next In Search Of..."
"Wot shall we do when the Lord Comes ? Move St. John to Inside Right ".
"Wots..uh the deal?" -Pink Floyd
"Wotz he talkin' about?!!"
"Would I love to run a Level 1 diagnostic on her!" - Riker
"Would I understand?" Sheridan
"Would Satan not have saved you, were he thus inclined?"- Warlock
"Would Vhujunka's mother be wrong?" - Alyx
"Would advice from Q be a Q-tip?"
"Would anyone care for a fruit cocktail?" - The Tick
"Would anyone start an Institute for the Mute?" asked Tom dumbfoundedly.
"Would it be possible for me to speak to any of the students who've had chronic
"Would it have hurt us...to have gathered just a few laurel leaves?"
"Would it have killed you to have worn a tie?"
"Would it help if I fled in terror?" - Iago
"Would it help if I got out and pushed?" "It might!"
"Would it help if I got out and pushed?" - Leia
"Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?"
"Would it helped if I got out and pushed?" - Leia "It might." - Han
"Would it interest you to know that I'm married?" Bender
"Would it kill you not to be so funny?" (George)
"Would it touch you deeper, tears that fall, from eyes, that only cry."
"Would somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?"
"Would someone answer the table, please?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Would someone get this walking carpet out of my way?!" - Leia
"Would someone please turn a hose on Bashier and Major Kira" - Sisko
"Would something please just happen!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Would the gentleman by the pool please discontinue the song."
"Would the real Al Sharpton shrew please stand up?" -- Joel
"Would you SUSPECT that I kiss like a gagging goldfish?" - Binkley
"Would you be so kind as to elaborate on 'or else'?" - The Mask
"Would you bring your husband back?" - Amanda Rogers
"Would you care for a glass of blood?"
"Would you care to deal, sir?" - Data to Picard
"Would you care to make a wager on that?" - Quark
"Would you continue the petty bickering?" - Data
"Would you have a drink with me, Captain?" Scott
"Would you just get on with it?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Would you kill all your answers so easily, Gunslinger?" - Walter
"Would you knock it off about Dixie Land jazz!?!" -- Crow
"Would you like Heavy Smoking or Moderate Smoking?" -- Servo
"Would you like X-Fries with your DMC?" <aw>
"Would you like a beer Mr.. Peterson?"..."No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass."
"Would you like a chocolate?" asked Tom, candidly.
"Would you like a drink?" Adel Renn "Sure." Kim
"Would you like anything?" "Perhaps a sedative." - Stewardess/Slappy
"Would you like anything?" - Stewardess "Perhaps a sedative?" - Slappy
"Would you like some insects on your long bun?" asked the waiter
"Would you like some toast?" * Talkie Toaster
"Would you like to SEE my bunghole?" - Beavis
"Would you like to be my new experiment?" -- Kask the Evil Wizard
"Would you like to feed my dragon?""Ok, in you go!"
"Would you like to say something before you leave" -Floyd
"Would you like to see Britannia rule again, my friend?" -Floyd
"Would you like to shoot me now or wait 'til you get home?"-B.Bunny
"Would you like to shoot me now or wait until you get home?" -- Daffy
"Would you like to suck on this lemon?", Tom asked tartly.
"Would you like to take a survey?" - Survey Ladies (Animaniacs)
"Would you like to talk about it, or break some more furniture?"
"Would you like to try our little fact-finer?" Kor
"Would you like to use a butterfly net on him, Jim?" McCoy
"Would you marry me, Forrest?" Jenny "Okay." Forrest Gump
"Would you mind not combing your hair so loud?" -- Hawkeye
"Would you mind where you throw your rocks, Mr. Spock?" Kirk
"Would you please stop being so Oedipal?" -- Judy
"Would you please turn off the Little Rascals music?" -- Crow
"Would you prefer to be concious or unconcious during the mating?"
"Would you quit being evil over my shoulder?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Would you rather be playing with dolls?" Ro to Guinan
"Would you rather go back?" "NO!!!" "cold."
"Would you rather skip the preliminaries and get right to the X?"
"Would you say I have a 'plethora' of Pinatas, Pepe?"
"Would you say I'm witty?" "For food you could be hilarious."
"Would you say withdrawl in discust is not the same as apathy?"
"Would you sell your story to Rolling Stone?" -Pink Floyd
"Would you send up my flannel nightie?" -- Klinger
"Would you settle for a tulip?" - 007 (Diamonds are Forever)
"Would you shut up? I'm posing here!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Would you take another look at me if I was dangerous?"
"Would you wake up? C'mon!" -- Joel Robinson
"Would you write my shop project?" -- Mike Nelson
"Wouldn't just gold and frankincense do?" the Magi demurred.
"Wouldn't last five minutes in Tokyo during the monster season."-Yukio
"Wouldn't work; no horns, and the ears are too big!" Lurch
"Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?" -- Joshua
"Wounded 3 times! You're a real soldier, soldier." -- Frank Burns
"Woundedware" was coined by ME in November 1993
"Wow! A Pentacle chip!" - Dexter, before he became Freakazoid
"Wow! Big ol' mood swing!" -- Tom Servo
"Wow! Is this cool or what?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Wow! It'sUhMore of the same." -- Crow T. Robot
"Wow! Look at the *size* of that... briefcase."
"Wow! That's a big-ass phone!" -- Mike Nelson
"Wow! That's an elaborate plan to get a drink!" -- Mike Nelson
"Wow! The classic Mannix disarm!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Wow! They have a bah-loon!"- The Tick
"Wow! They have a blimp!" The Tick
"Wow! This is a swinging boiler room!" -- Joel Robinson
"Wow! Those have been up there for months!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Wow! Those sharp things really work!" -- Mike Nelson
"Wow! You guys are really sick and twisted!" "Thank you!"
"Wow! Big ol' mood swing!" -- Tom Servo
"Wow! Er...wow! Wow! Um...wow!"--Chris Thompson
"Wow! Is this cool or what?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Wow! It's...Uh...More of the same." - Crow <MST3K>
"Wow! It'sUhMore of the same." -- Crow T. Robot
"Wow! That storm made everything so dark," Tom said delightfully.
"Wow! That's a big-ass phone!" -- Mike Nelson
"Wow! That's an elaborate plan to get a drink!" -- Mike Nelson
"Wow! The Amish are really hauling ass!"
"Wow! The classic Mannix disarm!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Wow! This is a swinging boiler room!" -- Joel Robinson
"Wow! Those have been up there for months!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Wow! Those sharp things really work!" -- Mike Nelson
"Wow! You guys are really sick and twisted!" "Thank you!"
"Wow!" said Pooh, "So that's what breasts look like..."
"Wow, I bored myself *AWAKE*." - Calvin
"Wow, she's PMSing big time!" - Crow T. Robot
"Wow," said Dex, catching a glimpse of Aussie underwear... <WDSNNE>
"Wow.. Look at all the colors...." - Ray Charles on acid
"Wowsers", said Inspector Gadget as Ripley torched him
"Wraith" - World's leading expert on house-fly sexuality.
"Wraiths are lost in the immortal gloom of damnation."
"Wrap this sandwich up," Tom said gladly.
"Wrap this up," Tom said gladly.
"Wreck de halls wid cows on Harleys..."
"Wreck the malls with cows on Harleys, fa la la la la, la la la la!"
"Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble." _ French Proverb
"Write, damn you, write! It's the write thing to do and you know it! :)"
"Writer stares with glassy eyes, defies the empty page .." -RUSH
"Writing is a dog's life, but the only life worth living."
"Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper
"Writing is not a profession but a vocation of unhappiness."
"Writing is the hardest work in the world not involving heavy lifting."
"Wrong thinking is punishable." -- The Keeper
"Wrong tribe." Chakotay
"Wrong us, shall we not revenge?" -- General Chang
"Wrong! *This* is bad shape." - Dot
"Wrong!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Wrong," said Renner
"Wun them into the gwound, wip them up! Go! Go! Go!" - Napoleon Bre
"WxrtHltl-jwlpklz, now, there's a name to conjure with."-Siobhan Burke
"Wynona! Vince Gill! Ferlin Husky! Roger Miller!" -- TV's Frank
"Wynonna!" -- TV's Frank "Billy Ray Cyrus!" -- Dr. Forrester
"X is an integer", Tom declared.
"X's and," said Tom wisely. -Edward J O'Brien
"X-Rated Bubble Baths" - By Robin D. Cradles
"Xronia Poula." - Greek Christmas
"Y'all are a pretty crazy bunch of people, like myself" * John Stewart
"Y'all must be hearin' things." - Data
"Y'all must be mistaken." - Data
"Y'know what I like about you, Plotz? Absolutely nothing!!!" - Yakko
"YAAAAAWN where have you been?" Prince Valium
"YAAAAWN where've you been?" -Prince Valium to Princess Vespa
"YES! It's about time they played something cool." - Butt-Head
"YES! It's the Duke of Kent to the rescue!"
"YES! Now we're getting somewhere!" - Butt-Head
"YES! E-V-E-R-Y-B-O-D-Y has to LIKE me!" (George)
"YES! GOOD BYE JACK BUTLER! YES YES YES!" - Danny Della Paolera
"YMBAT" sayings YMBAT
"YO! Picard! That jus' ain't logical!" * S'talone of Vulcan
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU'LL BE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"
"YOU ALWAYS GET CAUGHT" by Sue Nora Later
"YOU ARE NOW MY MASTER, AND KURT COBAIN IS MY GOD..." -Dingbelle
"YOU BLOATED SACK OF PROTOPLASM!!!!" -- Ren Hoek
"YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY" - E.D. 209
"YOU KNOW D*MN WELL!" -- Pasha "Really? Where does he live?" - Brain
"YOU LET YOUR GUARD DOWN, DIDNT YOU?" -- BOB
"YOU NOW HAVE 15 SECONDS TO COMPLY" - E.D. 209
"YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!"
"YOU WILL *NEVER**SINK**THIS**BOAT*!" -- Lt. Dan
"YOU are bluffing!" Bayleth
"YOU are correct." Data
"YOU saved his life. YOU did. Not some program."--Kes
"YOU! Kidney failure!" -Death
"YOU! WHAT PLANET IS THIS?" McCoy
"YOU'RE NOT OF THE BODY!!!" - McCoy
"YOUCAN'TBUILDROBOTS!" -- Crow T. Robot
"YOu knO, a mOOse Once bit my sister."
"YYYOOUU...Got what I neeeeed" -- Butthead
"Ya can't blame a guy for trying to con--er, make a buck!"-Scheme Gene
"Ya can't sing you know." * Talkie Toaster
"Ya gotta be subtle!" M. HAMMER
"Ya hear that? `Blessed are the Greek'!" - Pilgrim, Life of Brian
"Ya just can't get close to some men!" - Rogue
"Ya know, Jesus was a hippy." -- Tom Servo
"Ya know, nothing's been the same since Marie Osmond's divorce!"-Binkley
"Ya know, sometimes I even amaze myself" - Han Solo
"Ya know... nothings been the same since Bloom County ended!" - Binkley
"Ya lousy bum..."- Muddy Mudskipper
"Ya mean cigarettes are unhealthy?!" - Opus
"Ya talk funny, Nash... where ya from?" "Lots of different places..." Garfield,
"Yabba dabba doo." - F. Flintstone
"Yah! Is home of Rice'a'Roni!" -- Tom Servo
"Yahoo! A real yahoo!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Yakko" is not a Borg identification, you are now 3 of 32 billion.
"Yakko, is our use of falling anvils going to be a bit excessive?" - Dot
"Yap, yap, yap, yap-" {CRUNCH} "SHADDAP!"
"Yar to O'Brien. Transport Data directly to my quarters."
"Ye are of your father the devil." -- John 8:44
"Ye canna change the laws of physics, Cap'n!" -- Scotty
"Ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil." -- Genesis 3:5
"Ye shall leave them defenseless, and penniless." Liberals 21:7
"Yea but can she cook?" - Ross Perot on Hillary Clinton
"Yea, I think they're getting hostile." -Scott Benard.
"Yea, Verily, and the blind shall C."
"Yea, yea, yea... I'm shaking in my boots" - Garabaldi
"Yea. Me Skeeve. Who you?" - Skeeve
"Yeaaaaahooooo!" -Major Fokker
"Yeah - and monkeys will fly out my butt!" - Garth
"Yeah I could hide in the calm of the eyes of the storm..."
"Yeah I got this thing it's comin over me..."
"Yeah I use Windows but I don't use a mouse." -overheard at a meeting!
"Yeah I've been injured. I've got a big crack in my butt" - Butthead.
"Yeah right Gryph. Go back to your dream country! I admit NOTHING.:)"
"Yeah so gimme a beat, 'cause here I come!"
"Yeah those suck and seem to happen a lot too" Mcfly
"Yeah we ALL seem to have picked up that bad habit..." - Quickling
"Yeah! Let's toy with her for a while!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Yeah! We're crazy!" - Wakko
"Yeah! Cute like a thtomache pump!" - Daffy Duck
"Yeah! He can sqwoosh rocks!"
"Yeah! I'm really starting to like this hero stuff!" - Charlie
"Yeah! Let's toy with her for a while!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Yeah! Made my fur turn grey!" - Modo
"Yeah! We bad or what?" - Modo
"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I'm shaking in my boots."
"Yeah!... No, wait!" -- The Brain
"Yeah, *that's* telling him!!..;)"
"Yeah, Hanukkah sucks." - Cartman "Don't you oppress me, fat boy." - Kyle
"Yeah, I 'Got Movin' With Oprah'."--Allan Burch
"Yeah, I haven't seen the first 12 Apollo movies."
"Yeah, I said the words. Sort of." - Ash
"Yeah, I think they're getting hostile." -Scott Bernard
"Yeah, I'm cute! I like being cute! Cutes a good thing!"
"Yeah, I'm fine Superman...Where's Clark?" -Lois Lane
"Yeah, I'm starting to scare MYSELF now."--Jeff Godemann
"Yeah, I've been there, I've done that." -- Nick Knight
"Yeah, Ralph! You make a great whoopie cushion!" - Dot
"Yeah, Thrakhath and I have gone a few rounds..." - Blair
"Yeah, and it had a rectangular shape." La Forge
"Yeah, back when movies had plots..." -- Joel Robinson
"Yeah, but I figure what the Hell... that's Jersey..."
"Yeah, but I kid the pornographers..." -- Mike Nelson
"Yeah, but I thought Madonna already *had* a steady bloke!" - Pinky
"Yeah, but we could never get the Holodecks to work right."--O'Brien
"Yeah, but we're making great time!" - In reply to "Hey Yogi, I think we're lost." - Yogi Berra
"Yeah, but where are we will we find rubber pants our size?" - Pinky
"Yeah, but you oughta see him dance." - T. Carlisle
"Yeah, children mutilate each other all the time." -- Tom Servo
"Yeah, good work. Would you mind telling me where I was?" - ENS Kim
"Yeah, good work. Would you mind telling me where I was?" Chakotay
"Yeah, got the son-of-a-gun!" - Cobra makes a kill
"Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite, and he needs all the help he can git."
"Yeah, hot as Vulcan. Now I know what that phrase means." McCoy
"Yeah, it was cold. Yes!" La Forge
"Yeah, it's been going on for SOOOO long... <sigh> :)" - Dire Wolf
"Yeah, maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot." - Ash
"Yeah, no prob." - Dot
"Yeah, okay, bye-bye." Spiderman
"Yeah, right. Kill them." -- Crow
"Yeah, riiiigghht!"
"Yeah, she's fatter than Cartman!" - Kyle "Yeah... HEY!" - Cartman
"Yeah, tee off on *this*!" -- Mike Nelson
"Yeah, tell me about it." Odo
"Yeah, that's a good one . . . HEY!" - Calvin
"Yeah, that's it, Milhouse, keep up the chatter." - Apu
"Yeah, the guy with the knife is still here." -- Mike Nelson
"Yeah, they can take a Pot Noodle and turn it into food!
"Yeah, well, I havn't made up my mind about you, yet." Trixie
"Yeah, yeah, save the commercial." Vin
"Yeah, yeah, yeah... I'm shaking in my boots." - Garabaldi
"Yeah. And winged pigs are readying for takeoff."
"Yeah. Boo-hoo." -- Crow T. Robot
"Yeah. Sure." -- Richie Ryan
"Yeah. Tell me about it."--Odo
"Yeah. Boo-hoo." -- Crow T. Robot
"Yeah. Sure." - Richie Ryan
"Yeah... Basically I run the army." -- Mike Nelson
"Yeah...I love the Wheel of Morality...*MWAH*" - Wakko
"Yeah...hehehehehehehehehehe." -Beavis
"YeahBasically I run the army." -- Mike Nelson
"YeahI love the Wheel of Morality*MWAH*" -- Wakko
"Years go by..." -- Tori Amos
"Yee Haw Jester's dead!" -Goose
"Yeeaahh, I'm def-in-ate-ly an excellent Super Hero...-Sewer Urchin
"Yeeeehah!! Jester's dead!!!!" - Goose
"Yeesssssssssssssssss! Oh, god you're good!" - Ivanova
"Yello, Deep 13. How can I help you?" -- Dr. Forrester
"Yellow River" by I.P. Freely
"Yellow bird you are not long in singing" -Floyd
"Yeooow! I'm looking good today!" * Cat
"Yeow! I'm looking good today!" -- The Cat
"Yep, I found a piece o'.....GOLD!!!!" (Animaniacs)
"Yep, my new $49 Modem is working fin#@^%*#+@!=*^
"Yep, that's pretty rare." - McCoy
"Yep, this is gonna take a while..." -- Tom Servo
"Yep, you never know who'll turn up." - Yakko
"Yes I am a pirate, born two hundred years to late..."
"Yes I have. It's just like steely and goldie, 'cept it's made of iron"
"Yes I know what you think of me, you never shut up" - Tori Amos
"Yes Lord Melchit. I. I was flossey. BAAAAAA." -BA
"Yes Satan" Ace Ventura
"Yes Thor .. Babies *ARE* evil." Lao Tzu
"Yes dear, one more star WILL fit on that collar
"Yes means no means yes means no...." - Meat Loaf
"Yes sir. It's... ah... it's a bit runny..."
"Yes was the answer. What was the question?" Sheridan
"Yes! Come on, you little horse!" - Homer at the dog track
"Yes! Hit them hard and hit them fast!" -- Worf
"Yes! Yes! Yes! I get to wear black satin and put people in jail!"
"Yes! I'm free!" - Billie Munny
"Yes! Yes!" "Metallica rules!" "They rule!"
"Yes!" -- Data, *Generations*
"Yes" 'em to death, then do what you want! Joanie C
"Yes" - Sheridan "What do you mean `yes'? Its me" - Ivanova
"Yes" is said, this at the feeling of her Euphonium
"Yes, Anasthasia. All your dollies are friends" - Tori Amos
"Yes, Brain, but burlap chafes me so" - Pinky
"Yes, Brain, but where are we going to get chaps our size?" - Pinky
"Yes, Data." We'll go see Data. - LaForge
"Yes, Fish Guy, you STINK!" - The Mask
"Yes, Hate. But never fear. Fear is for the enemy"
"Yes, I bet you have" - Han Solo
"Yes, I can help you find the Holy Grail." -- Tim
"Yes, I can help you find the Holy Grail." -- Tim the Enchanter
"Yes, I caused the winds to withdraw from your sails." Apollo
"Yes, I expect they cured death the instant we left Earth."
"Yes, I know that, what's it doing in a tagline?"
"Yes, I lied about my alibi." - Kira
"Yes, I understand." Kirk to Khan re Milton
"Yes, I'd say that's rare." McCoy
"Yes, I'll try some of your burned replicated bird flesh."
"Yes, I'm Christian" Orville confirmed.
"Yes, I'm THAT strongly built," said Tom soberly.
"Yes, I'm talking to >you<, Strudel Boy!" - Dr. Niles Crane
"Yes, I've been a very bad elf, what's my punishment?"
"Yes, I've read _Gulliver's Travels_," replied Tom swiftly.
"Yes, Mister Lister Sir! Practice, Rimmer, makes perfect." * Lister
"Yes, Mr. LaForge, I get the idea." - Picard
"Yes, Mrs. Carmichael!" Picard
"Yes, Satan?" - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
"Yes, Satan?" -- Ace Ventura
"Yes, absolutely, I do indeed concur, wholeheartedly!" -- Riker
"Yes, and I can blend into the Queen St landscape that much easier."
"Yes, and also I've always been intrigued by women named BJ." - Mulder
"Yes, and your definition of `dog' is...?" "Not a cat." -Baldrick
"Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and gallantly he chickened out!"
"Yes, but 10,000 in cold blood! - Londo Molari"
"Yes, but can you dance?" - Freakazoid to Guitierrez
"Yes, but family is a relative term..." -Magius
"Yes, but it is do-able." Cranston
"Yes, but.. your mood is wierd ALL the time. :)" - Dire Wolf
"Yes, he is a dickweed..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Yes, it appears WE will do well in this century." Khan
"Yes, it is a very manly soap." "Manly, yes, but Beavis likes it too!"
"Yes, it is written. Good shall always destroy evil." - Sirah the Yang
"Yes, it looks like a fat little white nazi stormtrooper" - Dana Scully
"Yes, it really is a glass bathroom..." -- Sheila Bungee
"Yes, it was dark." Riker
"Yes, it was going to be just plain Rat but the Van ran over it."
"Yes, it's been quite a pony ride." - Catherine Sakai (B5)
"Yes, it's sexist male fantasies on ice!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Yes, it's the Booze Barge!" -- Mike Nelson
"Yes, let him tackle us single-handed!" -- Dingo
"Yes, life's pretty cheap to that type." - Brad Majors
"Yes, my master." - Barada
"Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!" --Arthur
"Yes, of course. It's all the Wolf's fault." - Renimar Keth-solamni
"Yes, of course. The entire landing party." Spock-2
"Yes, please, I want more!" Data
"Yes, sargeant." "Detective Inspector!"
"Yes, sir, if you say so, sir." -- Radar
"Yes, some Way-Gog music would be very nice, thank you."
"Yes, thank you, I know how to open it." Gary Seven to Isis
"Yes, that tagline's very nice, but it's not yours."--Odo
"Yes, that's right!" "I hear you can tell the future?"
"Yes, that's the idea." - Sheridan
"Yes, the one used for crushing mimes!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Yes, there is something I'd like you to get off your chest." - 007
"Yes, there was a sound." Riker
"Yes, they certainly know how to keep order"
"Yes, well, congratulations, Ensign." Kirk
"Yes, well... let's press on, dingleberry!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Yes, you are beautiful. You would do Aphrodite credit." Apollo
"Yes, you can help us fight at the corral," Tom Wyatt okayed.
"Yes, you're jumpin' like a real live wire!"
"Yes," said Ford, "we're trapped."
"Yes-sir-re-bob-er-roo-ney!" - Yakko
"Yes. Good." Bayleth
"Yes. I had car trouble." "What kind of car trouble?" "UhNo car."
"Yes. I hate this! It is revolting!" Data
"Yes. That is it. I hate it." Data
"Yes. We're actually quite spoiled." - Dejar
"Yes. life's pretty cheap to that type." - Brad Majors
"Yes." -Martin Luther (1483-1546), German Protestant, last word
"Yes." -William the Silent (1533-84), Dutch founder, last word
"Yes... the wolf does have his moments..."
"Yes... what do you THINK it is? :)" - Dire Wolf
"Yes....curious, but it's true." - Odo
"Yes..but I'm a CHOSEN Heathen!"
"Yessir, I like it!"- Mr. Horse
"Yessss!!! Oh the pain, the pain..."
"Yesterday we had a smooth-running war." -- Frank Burns
"Yet I would trade them all for a hand phaser." Kirk
"Yet now you approach the limits - not of belief, but of comprehension."
"Yet the light of a whole life dies when love is done."
"Yet the light of the bright world dies, with the dying sun."
"Yet there is a place where no Truthsayer can see."
"Yet. There is something. About sulpher." Kirk
"Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again." -L. Long
"Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again." - Heinlein
"Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again." - Lazarus Long
"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" - DRH
"Yikes, you're this new and you know me that well already?" - Dire Wolf
"Yippee *die* yi yay!" -- Evil Captain Mike
"Yippee! I'm a pilot!" -- Mike Nelson
"Yippee! You can't see me, but I can you" -Pink Floyd
"Yippee! I'm a pilot!" -- Mike Nelson
"Yippee-kiyay, mamma-jamma!"
"Yo Spock, fire phasers at @N@" ... Zzzzzap! HELL...thanx!"
"Yo Todhunter get down!" * Lister
"Yo babe! You! Me! Champagne! Trifle! Capish?"
"Yo babe! You! Me! Mango-juice! Capish?" -- Tom Servo
"Yo needle dick!"-Debbie
"Yo supergirl! It's dead. Give a bug a break"-Rick
"Yo! Kirk! That jus ain't logical!" S'tallone of Vulcan
"Yo! Bikes!" - Vinnie
"Yo, Jungle Jim! Up here!" - Spiderman
"Yo, Todhunter! Get down!" -- Lister
"Yo, Worf! Your mamma wears combat boots!" "Yeah. So?"
"Yo, ma! It's me! Your little boy! Your snuggle-snout!"-ALF
"Yo, she-bitch...let's go." - Ash
"Yo-del-a-hee-NARF!"--Pinky
"Yo...I am Alf of Borg. All of your cats are going to be assimilated."
"Yoda of Borg I am. Irrelevant, proper order of words is."
"Yogurt, I hate Yogurt, even with strawberries!" - Dark Helmet
"Yoink!" "YOINK?!"
"Yoink?" -- Kent Brockman
"Yoo arr Mary, Queen of Scots?" "I am!" <crash><bang><scream>
"Yoo hoo... Pink-Wonder...?" - Brain
"Yoohoo, Mr. Ipkiss! You're overdue for your lobotomy!" - dr. Neuman
"Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant!" - Daffy Duck of Borg
"You <squeak> won't eat it <squeak> will you? WAAAAAHH!" -C-ko
"You 'grok' my point? Is that painful?" --Mary D.
"You *VALUE* your ignorance of what's to come?" Wormhole creators
"You *are* a barbarian." Anan 7 to Kirk
"You *are* a loony!"
"You *are* all alone. I'm a holographic projection." Doctor
"You *are* at your station, Mr. Spock." McCoy
"You *are* interesting." - Dr. Chase Meridian
"You *are* such a naughty boy!" - Scar
"You *are* the only doctor we have." -- Kes
"You *can* be too rich and too thin!" -- Tom Servo
"You *didn'thear that?!" Bender
"You *hit* me! Picard never hit me!" "I'm not Picard."
"You *really* believe that story?" - Mulder to Scully (Fallen Angel)
"You *stink*! And coming from a skunk, that's some insult!" -Fifi, TTA
"You ,eam Oi could be in here the rest of my life." Neelix
"You - in the red! Investigate that noise." - Kirk
"You -NEED- this echo! It has become your crack cocain." - David Rice
"You 2 should be sentenced to life in front of a firing squad."-Henry
"You ALWAYS beat me!" - Dot
"You ARE a Cardassian, Ensign." EMHP
"You ARE fully functional, AREN'T you, Data?"--Tasha
"You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith, Too." -- C&W Song
"You Cubed me! Ray Brown never Cubed me!" "I'm not Ray Brown."
"You DID say '30 minutes?'" Kirk "Yes, sir." Spock
"You DO believe me, don't you?" Kira-2
"You DO have a suspicious mind. I like that." Sheridan
"You DUBBED Dominion?! You will DIE!!!" -Leona Ozaki
"You EEDIOT!"- Ren Hoek
"You Humans have no perception." Spock
"You IDIOT! What are you doing?" - Deveel Shopkeeper
"You Invid aren't so tough... Aaaaaaaaa!" -- Rook
"You JERK," said Tom galvanically.
"You KNOW what happens when you call me 'tetchy'" Kryten
"You Klingon son! You killed my bastard! No, wait a minute..."
"You Klingon sons, you murdered my bastard. Uh, I mean..."
"You Klingon sons, you've killed my bastard... no, wait..." - Kirk
"You Livies hate us Deadies." -- Rimmer
"You Must be a Gelatinous Freek, Hi!" -TheWriter
"You NEVER like my friends!!!!" -- Katie Go-Boom
"You OK?" -- Mulder "I feel better than you look." -- Scully
"You RAT!" -Rick Hunter
"You SCRATCHED Bonaparte! You'll DIE for this!!! -Leona Ozaki
"You Shall Not Subject Your God To Market Forces!" - Great God Om
"You Sir, are an ambisexual walnut." - Bloom County
"You WENT in the SHOWER?" (Elaine)
"You WOUND me, mon capitain..."--Q
"You X-Men sure don't believe in dull moments do you?"
"You [butt]wipe! I was about to have a wet dream!" -Butt-Head
"You [humans] are, after all, essentially irrational."
"You act like you've got termites in your truss." -- Potter to Burns
"You aimin' to change the world?" - "Just our little corner of it."-BJ
"You ain't a man at all! You're some kind of a devil!"
"You ain't hardcore just 'cause you spike your hair..." -- Biafra
"You all look alike to us." -- Captain Pak, R.O.K.
"You all think I'm paranoid, don't you?!" - Eddie on drugs
"You alone can make my song take flight..." -- The Phantom of the Opera
"You already haven't done it." - Louis
"You always find my faults faster than you find your own" - Tori Amos
"You always find something in the last place you look." - Heinlein
"You always find something in the last place you look." - Lazarus Long
"You always had the better hand, in everything." T. Riker
"You always say it's nothing, but it's alsways something."
"You and I are completely different from them" - Lore
"You and I are going to go a couple rounds." - Aahz
"You and I will eat dinner like a civilized family"-Fran clubbing food
"You and I, strangers lost in in a moment..."
"You and Patricia deserve each other," said Tom meretriciously.
"You and all your silly English Kuhnnnnnnnn-nigits!"
"You and all your silly English Kuhnnnnnnnn-nigits!" -- French guard
"You and me have such wonderful times... when I'm all by myself."
"You and you. You've just become nurses. Let's go." Chekov
"You and your lawyer take a hike." -- Col. Potter to Klinger
"You and your party have been declared war casualties." Anan 7 to Fox
"You are *NOT* Feklar!" - Worf
"You are ALL my children now..." - Freddy Krueger
"You are BEATEN. It is Useless to Resist." - Darth Vader
"You are Here? Being "Here" is a lot like being lost." -The Tick
"You are Jehovah, the God that healeth me!"
"You are Klingon." Worf "What else would I be?" Kahless
"You are a brave and profoundly stupid robot." -- Tom Servo
"You are a failed experiment, Crane. Nothing more." -- The Guyver
"You are a murderer and a thief." Worf
"You are a sacred person here, Wesley." - Aconta
"You are about to read the shining triumph of my life." Zek
"You are all going to die." - The Crow
"You are all going to die." -- Eric Draven
"You are all going to die." -- The Crow
"You are all of those things, and many more." McCoy
"You are all... going... to... DIE!" -- TV's Frank
"You are also too late. The kind ones always are." Gorgan
"You are an affront to the purity of our race." - Neroon
"You are asking me to work with...stone knives and bearskins." Spock
"You are beaten. It is useless to resist." - Vader
"You are comparing assholes and oranges." - Don Martin
"You are completely dead, am I right, sir?" -- Mike Nelson
"You are crazy!" "Works for me, darlin'"
"You are cunning. You must have Klingon blood." - Worf
"You are dilated to 10cm, you may now give birth." -- Worf
"You are dismissed, Doctor!" Richard Franklin "Yes, sir!" Franklin
"You are fine now. You may leave." Doctor
"You are flawed and imperfect!" Kirk to Nomad
"You are free to do that, of course." - Sisko
"You are fully dilated to 10 cm. You may now give birth."
"You are fully functional, aren't you?" -- Yar
"You are going to be annoying, aren't you?" Hercules
"You are going to do exactly what I tell you." - Picard
"You are going to fail my class", said the teacher degradingly.
"You are going to invent the Tension Sheet." * Rimmer
"You are going to resist, I hope?"
"You are having far too much fun at my expense." - Ivanova
"You are hideous orangutan."
"You are in command now, *Admiral* @LN@." -- Darth Vader
"You are in prison." "A momentary inconvenience, I assure you."
"You are in so much trouble now!" -- Enola
"You are ir-ir-uh-ur-ar-er not important." - Porky of Borg
"You are making a terrible mistake." - Q
"You are more than you think you are" - Telepath to Talia
"You are my twitlist, my only twitlist..." (Everybody!)
"You are no Starfleet Admiral, Q." Picard
"You are no one's godfather." - Koloth to Dax
"You are not Fehk'Lar!" -- Worf
"You are not God!" - Picard to Q
"You are not Morg. You are not Eymorg."
"You are not from Zeon." Eneg "Obviously." Spock
"You are not from around here, are you?"- Jawa to Picard
"You are not ready for immortality" KOSH
"You are not ready for immortality" - Kosh, "Deathwalker"
"You are not ready for immortality." (Babylon 5)
"You are not ready for immortality." -- Kosh
"You are not ready for immortality." -- Kosh, Babylon 5
"You are not ready for immortality." Ambassador Kosh
"You are not ready for immortality." Kosh
"You are not supposed to take no notes to no teachers." - Louis
"You are now fully Klingon." Sunan
"You are now officially obsessive/compulsive." -- Mike Nelson
"You are now officially today's Special Friend." - Yakko
"You are now subjects of the Klingon Empire." Kor
"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before, And make errors few people could bear;
"You are one beautiful demon." -Ryoko(to herself)
"You are one of the Founders?!" Garak to Lovok
"You are one of the Founders?" -- Garek
"You are ordered to surrender your commands and prepare to be boarded"
"You are part of the Rebel Alliance, and a traitor!" - Darth Vader
"You are part of the Rebel Alliance, and a traitor. Take her away"
"You are partly 100% right." Samuel Goldwyn
"You are putting one serious dent in my beauty sleep"-Kincaid
"You are quite correct, Captain. Logical." Sarek
"You are quite honestly inferior." Khan
"You are really so ... alert." - Babs
"You are reckless!" - Yoda
"You are right, Rom is an idiot." Quark to Odo
"You are right, sir; I *do* tend to babble." - Data
"You are right. They are not happy to see me here."
"You are safe only on Holy Ground." - Ramirez
"You are sick. Sick, sick, sick, sick."--Kryten
"You are simply the MOST impossible person to buy a gift for!"--Q
"You are so lost, Edward." - TV exec, Tiny Toons
"You are speaking to a member of my crew." Janeway
"You are speaking to a senior officer, Kirk!" Decker
"You are still half savage, but there is hope for you." Metron
"You are the Assessor. You have the power to Tax."
"You are the Creator, the Kirk." Nomad
"You are the Skeptic. You have the power to Doubt."
"You are the evil. The evil must be destroyed!" Kirk to Landru
"You are the fugative we were chasing, aren't you?" Odo
"You are the keepers of the Holy Grail?" --Sir Galahad
"You are the sheriff, and I am your deputy." Alexander
"You are the sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company?"
"You are the world's last adventurer, the last crusader." - Walter
"You are then attempting to bribe me." Data
"You are trapped in that bright moment where you learned your doom."
"You are two short of a dozen," said Tom, tensely.
"You are under arrest." - Worf
"You are undoubtedly the most evil man on this echo!" -B.D.
"You are uneasy. You have never sailed with *me* before, I see."
"You are unwise to lower your defenses." - Vader
"You are very strange-looking creatures." - Nanites
"You are weak, @LN@! You will always be weaker than I."
"You are what you eat!"-Freddy Krueger
"You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today" -Floyd
"You are, and always shall be, my friend." - Spock - "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan"
"You areAll going to die." -- The Crow
"You areBarrybarrybarrybarrybarrybarrybarrybarrybarry"-The Tick
"You ask for miracles, I give you the FBI." - Hans Gruber, DIE HARD
"You ask for sound and you get water." -- Trapper
"You ask me to find a weapon. Do you intend to use it?" Cochrane
"You asked for it dude. . . . ." - Butthead
"You asked for more refueling and we're giving it to you!"
"You asked to see me, Captain." Paris
"You asswipe! I was about to have a wet dream!" - Butt-Head
"You attack the Body." Lawgiver
"You attacked one of our crew members." Janeway
"You bake biscuits just like my mother." (Mom's biscuits sucked.)
"You bash the Balrog, while I climb the tree"
"You be able to sell Troi that story, but not me" - Picard
"You be careful out there!"
"You beat your pate, and fancy wit will come.
"You became that stupid through years of training?" -- Thompson
"You beckoned the Prince of Toledo?" -- Klinger
"You been nipping at the Testors glue again?" -- Tom Servo
"You begin to bore me. Kill yourself immediately." -J. Whitt
"You believe in God, Susan?" Franklin
"You believe only I can restore the balance?" - Picard
"You believed in their stories of fame, fortune and glory" -Floyd
"You belong in the circus, Spock, not a starship!" Kirk
"You bet your a$$ it won't happen again."- Freddy Krueger
"You bet your sweet bippy!"
"You betrayed the Cause!" - Annie Devlin
"You better be great...brilliant!" - Riker
"You better caveat that statement." Alexander Haig
"You better check the temperature in hell first" - Sinclair
"You better get a bigger gun, I'm not dead yet!"
"You better get a bigger gun, you better get your poison pen..."
"You better get use to eating cheese...GOVERNMENT CHEESE!"
"You better make your face up in your favorite disguise" -Pink Floyd
"You better not miss!" * Rimmer
"You better run!" -Pink Floyd
"You better start calling me 'Smiley.'" O'Brien-2
"You better start learning the game, and I mean now!" - MacLeod
"You better turn over a new leaf, El Seed!" American Maid
"You better watch out, there may be dogs about" -Floyd
"You bleed! Behold the god bleeds, Kirok!" Salish
"You blew it, Runt." Rita
"You blew my cover. You're dead." - Talia Winters
"You blew up your own shop, Garak!" Odo
"You blew up your own shop??" Tain
"You blow there, and move your fingers up and down here."
"You borrowed money from me to buy me a birthday present!" * Lister
"You bought all those smoke alarms, and we haven't had a single fire!"
"You bought enough bonds to start your own country."-Margaret to Frank
"You boys been defacing library books again?" -- Mulder
"You break her, you buy her: house rules." Salmoneus
"You break it, I'll remake it." -- Ratchet
"You bred raptors?" - Dr. Alan Grant
"You broke the rules." MacLeod "It's not the first time." Dawson
"You brought a guitar to punish your ma" -Floyd
"You brought me back to give you life, but now I must take yours."
"You brought me back. How--/Why/ did you bring me back?" --Yori "I need your help." --Flynn
"You brought music back into the house." Christopher Plummer
"You butt.. uh head...." -Butt-Head
"You buying or selling? Or running away? Is that it?" Max
"You cahn't 'ave babies!" "Don't you oppress me!"
"You call THAT a glitch?!!" - OCP President
"You call it, lady." - Throttle
"You call me a monster. Well, that is what I am." -- Nostoket
"You call that a marriage? It was a frame-up." Kirk Douglas
"You call that a radar screen!" "No sir, we call it... Mr. Coffee."
"You call that a swing? I'd hate to see your golf game" - Peter Caine
"You call that art?" - Andy Warhol
"You call that singing?" - Yakko "Only if you're deaf!" - Wakko
"You call this Happiness?" * Rimmer
"You call this a storm??!!" Lt. Dan on Hurricane Carmen
"You call this pizza. I've had better roadkill!"
"You call us THIEVES?!" Gav
"You called Captin" said Earl Grey - Hotly (from someone on the Red Dwarf newsgroup - e-mail me if you :)
"You called me here for this?" - Batman, to Chase Meridian
"You called?" Margo Lane to Lamont Cranston
"You came here in that? You're braver than I thought." --Leia
"You came in a box? That explains everything
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!" - Leia
"You came. You saw. Now you die." -- Wendigo
"You can access a third reality with this procedure!"
"You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in 1/2."
"You can actually see the patterns in the skin changing." - Ivanova
"You can add that little pricetag to your trophy hunt." McCoy
"You can all rise now. You're safe... for the moment."
"You can ask only one question..." "OK.... How're ya doin'?!" -- Tick
"You can barely stand up. Right now." O'Brien "Good point." Bashir
"You can be in my dream if I can be in yours."
"You can be my wingman anytime.""[Bullcrap], you can be mine!" -Maverick
"You can be part of that process, Ambassador Reinholt. Chose wisely"
"You can be replaced you know, chicky baby."
"You can be sincere and still be stupid"-C. Kettering
"You can be sincere and still be stupid."
"You can call me Fred." - Fred the Mutant
"You can certainly count on my support," said Tom archly.
"You can check in, but you can't check out!" -Freddy Krueger
"You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice..."-RUSH
"You can come as your favorite lampshade." -- Hawkeye to Henry
"You can come talk to me, whenever." - Geneva
"You can count on me." Quark to Zek
"You can defend yourself better than any man in the fleet." Kirk
"You can deficit-spend on sleep, but the interest charges are murder."
"You can dispense with the pleasantries, Admiral.." -Darth Vader
"You can do anything!" * Lister's Confidence
"You can drift, you can dream, even walk on water...." -Pink Floyd
"You can drive a horse to water, but pencils must be lead."
"You can file a complaint with the Central Command later."
"You can fool too many of the people too much of the time." - Thurber
"You can get out of that dress now, Mike." -- Tom Servo
"You can get rid of those robes." Kirk
"You can get sued for that, you know." -- Joel Robinson
"You can hardly tell you have space mumps at all!" * Kryten
"You can have a funeral any old time." -- Albert Rosenfeld
"You can have peace or you can have freedom." -- Heinlein
"You can have peace. Or you can have freedom." - Lazarus Long
"You can have peace. Or you can have freedom." - Heinlein
"You can hide, hide, hide, behind paranoid eyes" -Floyd
"You can just call me Stubby!" - Bugs Bobbitt
"You can just turn into a couch!" -Quark, to Odo
"You can just turn into a couch." -- Quark
"You can lay an egg and still feel like a man!" The Tick
"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink."
"You can lead a horse's ass to knowledge, but you can't make him think"
"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
"You can learn a lot from a dummy." -- Tom Servo
"You can leave nowbut I think you'll stay" -Queensryche
"You can leave the weapons or leave the station." Odo
"You can leave your hat on..."
"You can log off anytime you like...but you can never leave..." - Dex
"You can move your hand or lose it!" -- Margaret to Frank
"You can never get a straight answer from anyone around here." - Londo
"You can never know too much." -- Dante
"You can never plan the future by the past." -- Burke
"You can not enslave a free man. The worst you can do is kill him." RAH
"You can observe a lot by watching." - Yogi Berra
"You can present the material, but you can't make me care." - Calvin
"You can relax on both sides of the tracks" -Pink Floyd
"You can rest assured, I *will* find him..." - Mako
"You can rip that cloaking device out of the Defiant right now!" Kira
"You can run but you can't ride - you won't get far." - Sisters of Mercy
"You can say nigger. If it's funny it ain't racist."-L. King 10-12-93
"You can see 'Gypsy' is misspelled..." -- Mike Nelson
"You can see Aaron Spelling's house from here!" -- Crow T. Robot
"You can set the controls for the heart or the knees..." - SoM
"You can set your watch by this war." -- Hawkeye
"You can sit here if you like." Jenny
"You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand."
"You can stop waving goodbye. I'm staying."
"You can tell all that from a photograph?" * Cat
"You can tell it's a dangerous situation by the music." -- Servo
"You can tell me that I got no class!!"-RUSH
"You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements."
"You can twist perceptions; reality won't budge." - Rush Limbaugh
"You can use logic to justify almost anything." - Janeway
"You can't art direct those stains on the wall." -- Crow T. Robot
"You can't be CIA!" Roberta Lincoln to Gary Seven
"You can't be half-and-half. You're either guilty or not guilty."
"You can't be the Ugly American. You're overqualified."-Hawk to Frank
"You can't be this dumb." -- Bud
"You can't be too careful." -- Lester
"You can't break even." -- Second Law of Thermodynamics
"You can't buy my silence with a STINKING light-up duck hat." -- Chris
"You can't change the past." --Simba
"You can't close the door when the wall's caved in."
"You can't deny it, you closet punster you." - Jestar The Wizard
"You can't deny my right to vengence." - Dax to Kang
"You can't do that! It's not even an option!" - G. Carlin
"You can't do this." Lethian
"You can't drown, you fool...you're immortal!" - Highlander
"You can't eat me Mr. Troll, I'm under contract!" - Wakko
"You can't escape, Doctor!" Lethian
"You can't evaluate a man by logic alone." - McCoy
"You can't fall off the floor." -- Jack's Law
"You can't feel but you hit me..."
"You can't fool the people forever!" * Fox Mulder
"You can't free a fish from water." - FRA #117
"You can't fry an egg with a Hair Dryer ! --Lister
"You can't get a better stem bolt in this sector!" - Nog
"You can't get good Sins these days - must be the wages", moped Satan.
"You can't get out of the game." -- Third Law of Thermodynamics
"You can't get something for nothing."
"You can't go faster than the speed of sound," Tom said mockingly.
"You can't go there!" "Why Not?" "Orange? With this suit?"
"You can't guard against the arbitrary." -- Borkowski's Law
"You can't handle the truth!" -- Tom Servo
"You can't have a Van Dyke in the navy!" -- Mike Nelson
"You can't have any egos at this time of year." - Doug Flutie 1995
"You can't have any, you're too young." -Porthios
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" - S. Wright
"You can't have my shiny thing!" * Cat
"You can't have the hate that it brings..." -"Closer" by NIN
"You can't have your frog and crunch it too."
"You can't intimidate milk, it just isn't possible."
"You can't jail a free man, the best you can do is kill him." - Heinlein
"You can't join. You can't love." Kirk
"You can't just go in there and erase certain files!" - Scully on brains
"You can't just rely on your sweet doughs anymore.." -- Mike Nelson
"You can't keep dancing when your legs are blown away!" - J. Biafra
"You can't keep me out of your dreams." -- Specter
"You can't lay all that on my shoulders." -- Hawkeye
"You can't lie in front of the buldozer indefinately" "I'm game..."
"You can't live with the way I pray..."
"You can't love 'em you can't trust 'em you can't take 'em anywhere"
"You can't mesmerize me! I'm British!" - someone in a bad movie, right before being hypnotized by a pterodactyl
"You can't miss it." (I'm not sure how to get there myself.)
"You can't outrun DEATH!" Lethian
"You can't outrun them. You can't destroy them." - Q
"You can't play poker if you're not holding any cards" - Cancerman
"You can't polish a turd, Beavis but I bet it was pretty cool to try!"
"You can't polish a turd, Beavis" - Butt-Head
"You can't possibly bite off everyone's head .. can you?" - Roy
"You can't protect them, Richie..." - Duncan MacLeod
"You can't prove anything about anybody by what he carries."-Freedman
"You can't put it together again unless you've torn it apart first."
"You can't quit now! You just won!" - Quark to Dax
"You can't really train a beagle," Tom dogmatized. -Roy Bongartz
"You can't really train a beagle," he dogmatized.
"You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd..."
"You can't scare her... she's sleeping with Prince Valium."
"You can't shake the Devil's hand then say you're only kidding."
"You can't shoot down a flying saucer!" -- Tom Servo
"You can't show your bosom 'fore 3 o'clock." Hattie McDaniel
"You can't sing you know." -- Talkie Toaster
"You can't sing" Orville said flatly
"You can't sing" the teacher said flatly
"You can't stay awake forever." -- Specter
"You can't stay here. You can't survive without the spores!" McCoy
"You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'..."
"You can't swing a dead cat without hitting one of his speeches."
"You can't think a man to death." Kirk
"You can't trade death for death." - Duncan MacLeod
"You can't trust someone who'll kill their own kind." - Maniac
"You can't turn off the information..."
"You can't win if you don't play." -- Heinlein
"You can't win, Darth." - Obi Wan
"You can't win. But there are alternatives to fighting." - Obi-Wan
"You can't win." -- First Law of Thermodynamics
"You can...sell your soul for complete control" -Pink Floyd
"You canna change the script, Captain!"--Scotty
"You cannot die, MacLeod. Accept it." - Ramirez
"You cannot die, MacLeod." -- Ramirez
"You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren."
"You cannot friend a hawk... unless you are a hawk yourself." - DT I
"You cannot interfere, MacLeod. The battle has been joined!"
"You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong." - A. Lincoln
"You cannot tarnish a rusted blade."
"You carry a child who would be Teer." Maab "I must die." Eleen
"You ceiling is hideous." Neelix
"You certainly have a way with people" Leia
"You cheat your 1000th customer?" - Kira to Quark
"You choose, but pick the one where I don't hear anything snap." -Earl
"You claim you can send bricks to sleep."
"You come from Rigel IV." "Many people do, it's not a crime."
"You come in second to Annie, and you'll die. Forever."
"You come most carefully upon your hour." -- Shakespeare
"You come see me anytime, and bring your friends." - Mother Abagail
"You coming?" "Coming? I'm not even breathing hard!"
"You committed *murder*, Duke!" The Shadow
"You consider me unqualified?" - Beverly
"You continue to lie like a cheap throw rug." - Marty Leipzig
"You copied them?" Akura "We meant no harm!" Makora
"You could at least tell me what you want." - Sheridan
"You could cut the tension with a dull object." -- Mike Nelson
"You could feel the wind at your back in those days." Kirk
"You could floss your toes..."- Ren Hoek
"You could give lessons on doing nothing." "No, I couldn't."
"You could have any woman you wanted, dead or alive."
"You could have easily been right." - Deanna
"You could have spared him. And me." Lenore Karidian
"You could impress the ladies..." Chief "I'LL DO IT!" - Freakazoid
"You could kill me now, but you'll never know the truth." - Cancerman
"You could kill me now, but you'll never know the truth." - X-Files
"You could mess up their root systems quite nicely."
"You could play weeth your special puppet pals."- Ren Hoek
"You could play with your magic nose goblins."- Ren Hoek
"You could play with your pet Crocostimpy..."- Ren Hoek
"You could put a bag over his head and do it for Babylon 5"-Franklin
"You could say I have a magnetic personality." - Data
"You could say that." Picard "Sounds like fun." Kirk
"You could say we're of two minds on the subject." - Two-Face
"You could see that he was trying to breathe, but there was nothing."
"You could taste-test popular colas..."- Ren Hoek
"You could use a good kiss!" - Han Solo
"You could use that face to jimmy door locks!" -- Tom Servo
"You couldn't pronounce it." Spock on his other name
"You couldn't sell fake patents to your mother!" Mudd to Spock
"You countermanded me on WHO'S authority?" - Pope John
"You countermanded me on WHOSE authority?" POPE JOHN
"You cried for the moon...." -Pink Floyd
"You cunt!"- Orson Wells to a crying child
"You dance divinely."-"My parents made me take divine lessons."-Hawk
"You dare label me a LOSER!" "Sorry, how about victory-challenged?"
"You deliberately stopped me! Why??" McCoy
"You destroyed a Centari warship." -
"You dial 911 and I'll dial .357"
"You dick!" - Jeff Spicoli..."Fast Times At Ridgemont High." *
"You did *what* in my name?!?" -- Jesus
"You did WHAT in my name?!?" -Jesus
"You did it BEFORE we got married..."
"You did it again. You pulled another Clinton" - D.Quayle
"You did it on the golf course and you weren't a member?" -- Rimmer
"You did not ask to be white. Perhaps this is not your fault." -- Chiun
"You did that to me deliberately." Spock to Kirk"You did want me to drop in." - 007 (Roger Moore - T.S.W.L.M.)
"You did want me to drop in." - 007 (Roger Moore - T.S.W.L.M.)
"You did what you could, Doctor." Sisko
"You did.. ask me to be thorough." - Data
"You didn't have the right parents? Whose did you have?" * Lister
"You didn't have to impale me!" -- Tom Servo
"You didn't have to shove me, Mr. Spock! I'd have gotten 'round to it!"
"You didn't inhale, Dummy!?"-Fred Sanford to Bill Clinton
"You didn't invite me, so I crashed!" - Penguin
"You didn't object at the time." "I was unconscious."
"You didn't object at the time." Odo to Kira, "The Search, part 1."
"You didn't object at the time."--Odo "I was unconscious!"--Kira
"You didn't tell him how long it would REALLY take did ya?" - Scotty
"You didn't think I had it in me, did you?" "No, sir."
"You didn't think I'd fall for that old exploding warehouse trick...?"
"You die, Amanda will be free to date..." - Methos
"You die, Joe!!" - Crow
"You dig a hole, you plant a coffin." -- Albert Rosenfeld
"You do *have* some cheese, don't you?"
"You do battle with the nose of your birth???" -The Tick
"You do care about how I perform!" - Lore
"You do have a certain flair for sarcasm."--Garak
"You do have your moments. Not many, but you have them." - Leia
"You do know what this entails?" - Ivanova
"You do know who I am" - Data
"You do not beg the sun for mercy." --Muad'Dib's Travail from The Stilgar Commentary
"You do not drool very prettily, Baron."
"You do not know what you have done, but you will." - Kalas
"You do not like to be pushed. Very good." Kor to Kirk
"You do not look like a storekeeper." Kor to Spock
"You do not understand." - Delenn
"You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!" - Beavis
"You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!" - Cornholio
"You do not wish to continue our lovers' quarrel?" - Data
"You do now." - Wakko
"You do realize the couch potatos aren't vegetables, don't you? :)"
"You do some... Cardassian neck trick, don't you?" -- Quark
"You do some...Cardassian neck trick. Right?"--Quark
"You do someCardassian neck trick, don't you?" -- Quark
"You do that." Chakotay
"You do the hokey pokey and you give a little shout." -Londo
"You do your worst, and we will do our best." -Churchill
"You don' frighten us, English pig-dogs!"
"You don' frighten us, English pig-dogs!" -- French guard
"You don't *deserve* RADAR!"
"You don't ask the Almighty for his ID!" -- McCoy
"You don't ask the almighty for his ID!" <- Bones
"You don't believe me, do you?" - Q
"You don't believe me?" Thomas Riker
"You don't belong here." Max
"You don't call Jupiter on the `Friends and Family' plan."
"You don't change when you're immortal; you just live longer."
"You don't even know what city you're in, funnelhead!" (Tick)
"You don't expect me to believe that's a real name, do you?"
"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs!" - Monty Python
"You don't get freedom for free.": Rush
"You don't have a baby. The baby has you." -Gallagher
"You don't have the huevos rancheros for this job!" -- Bowler
"You don't have to be Freud to figure this out." -- Crow
"You don't have to be crazy to drive this road, but it helps."
"You don't have to be quite so gentle." -- Quark
"You don't have to be sheep; you can be wolves." Kirk
"You don't have to do this to impress me." - Leia
"You don't have to do this." Tain "Yes, I do." Garak
"You don't have to eat, you know. It's just a nasty human habit." -Q
"You don't have to eat, you know." - Q to Amanda Rogers
"You don't have to explain something you never said" - Calvin Coolidge
"You don't have to introduce us," said Tom metaphorically.
"You don't have to reload a sword." -- Donna Barr
"You don't have to take orders." "I like orders!"
"You don't know how it feels to be me" - Tom Petty
"You don't know how much this means to ME." Quark
"You don't know the power of the Dark Side!" "Darth, your wife, line 1"
"You don't know the power that you have..." - Tori Amos
"You don't know what harrasment is!" - Kermit
"You don't know what it means to care for someone, do you?" Garak
"You don't know what it's like being short." -- Radar
"You don't know what you are missing." Q
"You don't know your Marx." -- Lee Harvey Oswald
"You don't like Servo?" -- Giant Tom Servo
"You don't like me very much, do you?" - Remick
"You don't like me, do you sir?" - Wesley
"You don't like me, do you, Vir? " Morden
"You don't look but you kick me..."
"You don't look like a newt." "Well, I got better."
"You don't look so well." - Dot
"You don't make many friends that way." Paris "Perhaps." Tuvok
"You don't mind if I smoke?" "Not if I can call the fire
"You don't need a life outside of the modem."
"You don't need your teeth. It's soup."
"You don't offend me. But that does." - Ivanova
"You don't really WANT it to end, DO you, GARAK?!?"--Odo
"You don't say." - Yakko
"You don't see them screwing each other over for a bigger percentage."
"You don't solve problems, you survive problems." Aquinas
"You don't think anyone will suspect us do you?" - Vhujunka
"You don't think so, what?" "I don't think so, sir!"
"You don't touch the nose. You don't aspire to the nose." (Jerry)
"You don't understand the Vulcan way, Captain." Amanda
"You don't unhook anything to get to the nose." (Jerry)
"You don't want abortions, you want battered children" - J. Biafra
"You don't want peace! You want revenge!" - Sisko
"You don't want to be in love. You want to be in love in a movie." - Rosie O'Donnel's character to Meg Ryan's in "Sleepless in Seattle"
"You don't want to be the one I am looking for." - Cidwine
"You don't want to come back from Sorrento to a dead cat."
"You don't want to die and I don't want to have to kill you!"
"You don't want to marry me." Jenny
"You don't want to see this again, boy. Let's go" - Crow
"You done started back doing the things you used to do."
"You double-dipped the chip!" (Seinfeld)
"You drank everything in this state. Try Nevada." Michael Caine
"You dreamed of a big star, he played a mean guitar" -Pink Floyd
"You dropped your hair." - Dot
"You dropped your hardware three times." -- Hawkeye to Henry
"You dumb dummies!" -- Dr. Forrester
"You eat 'em, silly mustache man!" - Dot
"You eat one lousy foot, they call you a cannibal."
"You embarassed Spock this evening." Sarek
"You embezzled money? From the Nagus?" -- Quark
"You empty-headed animal food-trough wiper!"
"You empty-headed animal food-trough wiper!" -- French guard
"You enjoy working with *everyone*?" Torqueman "...Yes." Corwin
"You enjoyed that, didn't you?" - Ivanova
"You ever breathe oxygen kid? Good, don't start!
"You ever hear of the Bell Riots?" Sisko
"You ever heard of calling ahead?" Duncan to Amanda
"You ever traveled the great road and seen the madness out there?"
"You ever watch golf on TV? It's like watching flies f*ck." - Carlin
"You ever wonder *why* resistance is futile?" -- Rooney of Borg
"You exist here." -- The Entities
"You expect us to eat this?!" Chakotay
"You face reverse entropy of the soul." - Walter
"You failed *miserabley*!!!" - Nagus Zek
"You failed *miserably*!" -- Grand Nagus Zek
"You fat, bloated EEEEEDIOT!"
"You fat, bloated eediot!"- Ren Hoek
"You favor admission? Why?" Gav
"You feel you're being symbolically cast.... in a bad light."
"You feelthy swine!"- Ren Hoek
"You fell asleep." - "I figured that when I woke up." -- Hawkeye
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders..." - Vinzinni
"You find me beautiful? Then I can be many women." Sylvia
"You find one in every car. You'll see."
"You find us well, I trust." Sobi
"You find yourself doing the weirdest things." -- Crow T Robot
"You flatter me", Felix said to the steamroller
"You flatter me", said Felix to the steamroller
"You fly back to school now, little Starling." -- Hannibal Lector
"You fly like the ape that you are!" - Kilrathi Taunt
"You follow old Rafiki, he knows the way. Come on!"
"You followed me!" * Rimmer
"You fool, Warren is dead!"
"You forget, I took a first in Oriental languages at Cambridge." - 007
"You forgot the Power Glove!!!"-Freddy Krueger
"You forgot to erase the transit files." - Kira
"You forgot to say 'Boo!'" - Sheriff Buck
"You found it! Thanks!" - Wakko
"You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way" -Floyd
"You gambled. He won. Not all your patients are so lucky."--Bev
"You gave a very detailed presentation." (twice as long as necessary.)
"You gave away fourty-seven meelion dollars?"- Ren Hoek
"You gave me two less than a dozen," said Tom tensely.
"You get back here, you gigalo!" Sharon Brown to Rembrandt Brown
"You get laid every night and run five miles a day?" -- Stone
"You get me the real money, I'll get you the real diamonds." - 007
"You get on my nerves. And I don't like your hat."--Sisko
"You get the life you ask for." - Duncan MacLeod
"You get the one with the silver T-Shirt I'll get the rest with a net."
"You get up there and you stare." (Jerry)
"You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye" -Floyd
"You give these guys your number and then they don't call!" (Jerry)
"You give us food." Third of Five "Yes." La Forge
"You go Western? I professor here!"
"You go girl!" -- Tom "But I like it here!" -- Gen
"You go to the moon by way of Alaska?" -- Tom Servo
"You go." O'Brien to O'Brien
"You gonna lecture me, or what?" - Funboy
"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?" -- Josey Wales
"You gonna talk, or play cards?" - Riker
"You gonna turn off the tape or shoot me with the .45?" - MacLeod
"You got a D-CUP...er a Decaf?" - Crow T. Robot leers to busty girl
"You got a deal." - Crusher to Amanda Rogers
"You got a lot of hair up your nose." -- Mike Nelson
"You got a lot of repressed feelings, don't you, Friday?"
"You got a plan?" "Just try not to get killed." "Brilliant!"
"You got a problem with that?" Sheridan
"You got a real nice face, you know." Ernest Borgnine
"You got a theme park between your legs?" - Jill Taylor
"You got a towel with you?"
"You got all that, ahhhhh, Scotty?" Kirk
"You got any good ideas?" "Yeah, one: kill the bastard!"
"You got any stethoscopes?" "We're a medical unit!" Hawkeye
"You got him mad!" Wambaugh
"You got it, pardner." - Data
"You got new legs." Forrest Gump to Lt. Dan
"You got no apology from me, which you didn't accept." George Burns
"You got some kind of probelm here, boy?" - Large
"You got succotash on my stole!" -- Klinger to Hawkeye
"You got the rest of your life to give me answers" - Scully to Skinner
"You got the right ta-ta but the wrong ho-ho..."
"You got the whole blanket" said Orville coldly.
"You got the whole blanket" said Tom, coldly.
"You got your mole people in my batwoman!" -- Mike Nelson
"You gotta admit its pretty creepy down here!" -- Crow T. Robot
"You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed"
"You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need" -Floyd
"You gotta live somewhere." -Ohio State Motto.
"You gotta love this place, every day's like Halloween." - Fox Mulder
"You gotta make a genuine effort to pretend you're interested." - Roy
"You gotta put your behind in your past!" -Pumbaa, The Lion King.
"You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street."
"You gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking" -Floyd
"You great poof!"
"You guys are dead, huh? What's that like?" -- Mike Nelson
"You guys are just too dark!" -- Joel Robinson
"You guys are kidding, right?" -- Radar
"You guys are never gonna get any." - Daria
"You guys are one for the book." -- Potter to Hawkeye & BJ
"You guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off" Zaphod
"You guys are too smart to be officers." -- Sgt. Kimble to Hawk & BJ
"You guys can't evolveYou're machines!" -- Joel Robinson
"You guys don't know a thing about women." -- Frank to Hawk and BJ
"You guys enjoyin' all the music goin' down here?" -Hetfield at WS '94
"You guys have been underground a little too long." -- Joel
"You guys look at me when I'm talking to you." -- Joel Robinson
"You guys make me look awful good." -- Col. Blake
"You guys should be on the Gong Show." -- Crow T. Robot
"You guys will get yours." -- Col. Flagg to Trapper & Hawkeye
"You guys would take a bullet for me?" -- Mike Nelson
"You had all that time to tell me the btruth."-Odo to Kira
"You had diddly for deductions..." -- Tom Servo
"You had good -- now you've got me."
"You had hallucinations. They were solid." * Rimmer
"You had me going for a while there." Bender
"You had no claim on that vessel" - Picard
"You had to be the hero!" - Richie Ryan
"You had to keep your grades up" "AND YOUR ENEMIES DOWN!"
"You had to see it to believe it was real." - Duncan MacLeod
"You hair's thinning." "So who wants fat hair?"
"You hairdressing little cowpokes!" -- Mike Nelson
"You hammer nails like lightning." "Fast?" "No, never the same spot
"You harldy went to council meeting until I showed up." - Sheridan
"You have PMS and a Sword? I'll go quietly." - Smart guy
"You have a *serious* impulse control problem!" - The Riddler
"You have a SERIOUS impulse control problem!" -Riddler, BATMAN FOREVER
"You have a banana in your ear" "WHAT?" "I SAID, you..."
"You have a certain flair for sarcasm." -- Garek
"You have a flame thrower ?" "They lie - I lie" - Calvin and Hobbes
"You have a gift for understatement, Mr. Spock." Kirk
"You have a licence to kill, not to break traffic laws." - Q (Goldeneye)
"You have a lovely brain. It'll make a good addition to our files."-HD
"You have a martyr complex, Doctor." Spock
"You have a poor choice of friends." Kor to Kirk on Spock
"You have a question for my face?" -- Crow T. Robot
"You have a ship?" Data to Jack London
"You have a slow leak?" - Yakko
"You have a strange eye for beauty, Dax." Sisko
"You have a talent for umox!" -- Quark
"You have a theory?" McCoy "I have an idea." Kirk
"You have a thing about weddings, don't you?" - Annie Ross
"You have a time machine and you use it for watching television?"
"You have absolutely no idea what irony is, have you Baldrick?"
"You have all the tender sweetness f a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch."
"You have always been a part of the Prime." -- Sister Evara
"You have always been here" - Kosh.
"You have always been here." - Ambassador Kosh
"You have always been here." - Koch
"You have awakened my bunghole, and now you must pay!" - Beavis
"You have awakened my bunghole, and now you must pay!" - Cornholio
"You have beautiful thighs.."
"You have been accused of committing a homocide." - Worf
"You have been corrected, Captain." Spock
"You have been in Afghanistan, I perceive." -- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Study in Scarlet"
"You have brought nothing but pain and suffering to the crew" - Picard
"You have diabetes", Tom's doctor said sweetly.
"You have everything!" -Lani Lenni, "Excpet coordination!" -Darien
"You have five million muslims after you..." (Elaine)
"You have found him... Captain Picard." - Ambassador Spock
"You have got to be kidding me!" -- Crow T. Robot
"You have got to teach me to do that sometime." -- Natalie Lambert
"You have had a considerable spectrum of occupations." Data
"You have just crossed that line..." -- Joel Robinson
"You have learned much, young one." - Vader
"You have made an enemy today."
"You have made many enemies" - G'Kar "Call it a lifestyle" - Garibaldi
"You have made many enemies" - G'Kar "Call it a lifestyle."
"You have made me a happy man." Next, I'll make you a dead one."
"You have made me proud." Apollo
"You have me at a disadvantage, MacLeod!" Kalas
"You have more degrees than thermostat but no common sense" by Robert A. Fiore
"You have nice manners for a thief and a liar." - Smaug
"You have nice manners for a thief and a liar." - Smaug
"You have no debt to me, Mr. Paris." Tuvok
"You have no idea what you are about to endure." -- Dr. Forrester
"You have no idea what you are!" - Tarsis
"You have no idea." - Worf to Data
"You have no knowledge of your true potential." - Ramirez
"You have no regard for the consequences of your acts."
"You have no rights,only orders to be carried out."CancerMan to Krycek
"You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -J. Morley
"You have nothing I want." - Worf
"You have nothing to fear from us." Janeway
"You have nothing to resist but resistance itself." -- JFK of Borg
"You have nothing to resist but resistence itself."
"You have one chance to live." - The Crow
"You have problems." Margo Lane to Lamont Cranston
"You have reached 1-800-I-FEEL-OK..."
"You have reached 911. Please hold."
"You have reached a bald man. Press "1" for..." -- Crow T. Robot
"You have responsibilities, junior" - Crow
"You have seen the hidden path. You must follow or forsake it."<TT>
"You have set them all on fire!" -- Judas
"You have six fingers on your right hand." <thud>
"You have something, Constable?" Sisko
"You have the Mark of the Beast on you." -- Mike Nelson
"You have the feet of a teenager." -- Hawkeye to Col. Potter
"You have the honor of being the first visitor from the other side."
"You have the recall of a lima bean, Pinky." The Brain
"You have the recall of a lima bean." - Brain (to Pinky)
"You have the right to remain silent", said Tom arrestingly.
"You have to be rolling before you can be fighting." -- Hoist
"You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to" -Floyd
"You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven." - Hendrix
"You have to know these sorts of things when you're a king"
"You have to know these things when you're a king, you know."
"You have to know where you are before you know what to do." Streetwise
"You have to listen. To Goody-Two-Shoes." Rodent
"You have to move to limit freedom." - B. Clinton, 1994
"You have to mow MY lawn, AND DO A DECENT JOB OF IT FOR A CHANGE!" -- NF
"You have to pay us to take that away." - Yakko
"You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance!" - Chandler
"You have turned this into a galley?!" Janeway
"You have voice mail, HAL"..."Open the pod bay doors."
"You have your whole lives behind you now..." -- Dr. Chennard
"You have...forgotten something." - Kosh
"You have...forgotten something." - Kosh, "Chrysalis"
"You haven't answered one right yet!" "I'm getting my rhythm." - Earl
"You haven't been acceptable. You've been REMARKABLE."--Kes to HoloDoc
"You haven't said a word to me in over an hour." Kira
"You hazed your own self?" -- Crow T. Robot
"You hear a boom. You see a flash. You see a smoking Mech."
"You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy?" Marsellus Wallace
"You hear the tolling bell and touch the silk in your lapel"
"You heard me rapping, right?" - The Crow
"You heard the Commander, you star-butts!" - Plug
"You heard the man." - Fourby
"You hit me! Picard never hit me!" "I'm not Picard."
"You hit me! Picard never hit me." "I'm NOT Picard!"
"You hit me! Picard never hit me..." * Q
"You hold to nothing, as fast as you can" - Tori Amos
"You humans are simply fascinating!" -- The Infinite Man
"You hunt us. You kill us. We cannot allow that." -- Picard
"You idiot! You *made* me!" - The Joker
"You idiots! That's a live grenade!" - Army recruiter, B&B
"You in a hurry, Mr.Scott?" Kirk "No." Scott
"You just called him an umbrella." -- Radar to Hawkeye
"You just can't stop yourself right or wrong..."
"You just don't get it, do you, Jean-Luc?" - Q
"You just don't give up, do you, Calrissian?" - Mara Jade
"You just don't hear music like this anymore." -- Crow T. Robot
"You just have to say to yourself `Its only a movie'." -- Joel
"You just keep going until something clever occurs to you!" Diolus
"You just made a fatal mistake, Mr. Candy-ass!" - Buzzcut
"You just made me blow coffee out my nose!"
"You just ran a stop sign back there, Scully!" "Shut up, Mulder."
"You just said a magic word!" - Karel
"You just say that to make people hug you, don't you? :)" - Dire Wolf
"You just shot an unarmed man!" "Well, he should've armed himself!"
"You just stay put and stabilize." -- Hawkeye
"You just stopped & then started again.. I can't explain it!" - Troi
"You just volunteered to become a field medic." Janeway
"You just want to throw a simian wrench into the conversation."-K't'lk
"You keep outta this! He doesn't have to shoot you now!" -- Bugs
"You keep outta this...he doesn't HAVE to shoot you now!"--B. Bunny
"You keep saying that, I don't think it means what you th
"You keep saying that, I don't think it means what you think it means"
"You kicked some heavy-duty ass, sir!" - Rollins
"You killed my sister!" - Scully to Mulder (3x23)
"You killed somone when you were 11?" EHMP
"You knew about this and didn't say anything?" - Vash
"You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred."
"You knew the possibilities contained in your beliefs, no matter how watered
"You knocked me to the floor they you bit me in the neck..."
"You knooowwwuhhhthey're F-A-K-E!" (Elaine)
"You know Delenn, you're cute for a Mimbari" - Londo
"You know I abhor perfection in anyone but myself!"
"You know I get the wierdest feeling we have done this before." -Dan
"You know Rand, your confidence is underwhelming." -- Rook
"You know as well as I do how out of place you two are here." Keeler
"You know better than to trust a strange computer!" - Threepio
"You know her. She knows you. But she wants to eat him..." - Timon
"You know her?" O'Brien-2 "She's my, wife, too..." Sisko
"You know how expensive fire is these days?" -- Joel Robinson
"You know how it is when two science guys get together." Paris
"You know how them church people are. :)"
"You know it's going to get harder, and harder as you get older"
"You know it's sad but true..." -Metallica
"You know me, guys: I'm the LAST person to start thinking." - Earl
"You know me. I had to know if you were okay." Garibaldi
"You know much that is hidden, oh Tim." -- Arthur
"You know my methods. Apply them." -- Sherlock Holmes
"You know she'll walk away, and never look back..."
"You know that I care what happens to you" -Floyd
"You know that NEW SOUND you been lookin' for?..." -- Marvin Barry
"You know that little droid is going to cause me a lot of trouble."
"You know the Vulcanian?" Elias Sandoval to Leila Kalomi
"You know the expression `God works in mysterious ways'?" -- Sam
"You know this Earthing... uh Person?"
"You know what I like about England? It ain't France!" -- Leary
"You know what I'd like to do? Have sex with a tall woman." (George)
"You know what Morn says about Brett Gottheimer, Sisko." - Odo
"You know what Morn says about Jeff Godemann, Sisko." - Odo
"You know what else sucks?" - Butt-Head
"You know what my people say about Tim Edwards, Sisko."--Odo
"You know what my people say about Tony Aversano, Sisko."--Odo
"You know what sucks, Beavis?" "Yeah. Heh heh."
"You know what sucks, Beavis?" - Butt-Head
"You know what the Ferengi say about Damian Caprio, Sisko." - Odo
"You know what the Ferengi say about Flamers."
"You know what the Ferengi say about Kelly Mcfadden, Sisko." - Odo
"You know what the Ferengi say about Michael Bino, Sisko." - Odo
"You know what the Ferengi say about Rumble , Sisko." - Odo
"You know what the Ferengi say about Steve Lapommeray, Sisko." - Odo
"You know what the Ferengi say about you, Sisko." - Odo
"You know what the Ferengi say about you?"
"You know what the sad part is, Odo? I'm a very good tailor." Garak
"You know what this movie really needs? Marc Singer." -- Crow
"You know what to do." Janeway
"You know what you've got to DO now cowboy!" Al Bundy
"You know what? You ought to worry..." -- Duncan MacLeod
"You know where I sleep."--Freya "Whew!"--HoloDoc
"You know where we can find any?" - Wakko
"You know who he is, don't you, Doctor?" -- Clarice Starling
"You know with love come strange currencies."
"You know your trouble Kryten?" "What sir?" "You're a git!" - Rimmer
"You know, 'Feed me. Change me. Untie me.'" - Charlene on babysitting
"You know, I don't think math is a science. I think it's
"You know, I hyperventilate when you say things like that." - Opus
"You know, I like you better this way." Paris
"You know, I love a woman that dresses in stainless steel."
"You know, I really enjoy breathing." - Jon
"You know, I served aboard eleven ships." Scott
"You know, I think I like you better this way."--Paris to tiny HoloDoc
"You know, I turned down Frankenstein." - Bela Lugosi
"You know, I'm really easy to get along with, most of the time."
"You know, a moose once bit my sister."
"You know, booze IS your best drug value."
"You know, brains were never your long suit, Guido." - Shai-ster
"You know, elf tastes just like chicken" -- Tom Servo
"You know, for a cord this big, $10.98 is really a bargain." -The Tick
"You know, for a lovable dolphin, he's pretty hostile" -The Tick
"You know, four movies went into the making of this film."
"You know, it kind if tastes like chicken to me." -- JC, Brujah
"You know, it sounds to me like a perfect hiding place." Janeway
"You know, it's not so much the apocalypse, it's the humi
"You know, seeing you sure brings back a few things." - Lando
"You know, she's really very sweet." "Oh, yeah? Since when?"-Ranma1/2
"You know, shootin' the breeze. Shootin' his fish." Riggs
"You know, sometimes I amaze even myself." - Han Solo
"You know, sometimes I even amaze myself." - Han Solo
"You know, there's a bit of an ion storm..." -- Crow T. Robot
"You know, you can be quite cryptic at time." -The Tick
"You know, you can be quite cryptic sometimes!" The Tick
"You know, you just gotta know how to handle them" - Beverly
"You know, you make a pretty cute kid." - Guinan to Ro
"You know, you make a pretty cute kid." - Ro Laren
"You know, you make a pretty cute kid." -- Guinan
"You know, you make a pretty cute kid." -- Ro Laren
"You know, you really ought to clean that purse." - Yakko
"You know, you should meet my pet" - Dot Warner
"You know..." -- The Brain
"You know...like ze ships in ze field!" - Inspector Clouseau.
"You know; it's weird, but even the monsters are badly dubbed."
"You knowm, you can be quite cryptic at time." -The Tick
"You lazy good-for-nothing..." "Shut up!" "...thing, thing, thing."
"You leaped into the space program, Sam." -- Al Calavicci
"You leave your wife and then bring her along?" McCoy
"You left spacedock without a tractor beam?" Kirk
"You lie rather well, for someone so ordinary." -- Simon Killian
"You like me because I'm a scoundrel." - Han Solo
"You like me because I'm a scoundrel." - Han
"You like me. You think of me as a close friend." Odo
"You like strong women; I've done my homework." - Chase Meridian
"You like this pink?"--Burch "Yes. It goes with your eyes."--Watters
"You like?" - Dot
"You live and learn, or you don't live long." - Heinlein
"You live and you learn. Or you don't live long."
"You live around here often, sailor?" -- Tom Servo
"You live by the photo-op; you die by the photo-op." - Rush Limbaugh
"You look a little sore." Riker
"You look different somehow." Garak to Bashir
"You look like Petey from Our Gang." -- Tom Servo
"You look like a dream." "Go back to sleep."
"You look like a goat," Tom kidded.
"You look like you could use some anesthetic." - Rachel
"You look like you could use some sleep."-Kira to O'Brien
"You look like you're about a 16???" - Headsman from Men in Tights
"You look like you've been in a fight with a wild cat." -- Al
"You look pooped." - Sheriff to FM & DS after methane explosion (WotC)
"You look pretty bad." O'Brien to O'Brien
"You look pretty good for your age." Scott Calvin to Judy
"You look quite well for a man who's been utterly destroyed." Kirk
"You look ridiculous in that make-up." Marlon Brando
"You look so good, ooh babe, you must be bad" -Coverdale/Page
"You look so small! Not a king, after all!"
"You look strong enough to pull the ears off a Gundark." - Han Solo
"You look tense, Jean-Luc." Yvette Picard (deceased)
"You lost it when you were TWELVE???"--Rimmer
"You lost the Last of the Wild Horses, you dink!" -- TV's Frank
"You love me so much you almost killed him!" - Sara Carter
"You loved me. I never understood." Cochrane
"You made a yummy noise..." -- Dr. Forrester
"You made it bearable." -- Hawkeye. "No charge." -- Trapper
"You made your *own* destiny." -- Cori
"You make a great lower-lip sandwich." -- Hawkeye to nurse
"You make a grown man cry." from Windows 95 theme song, Start Me Up
"You make it so easy, don't you?" - Catwoman
"You make it we take it." - IRS
"You make love like a Japanese meal, small portions but so many courses
"You make me do the limbo..." * - Weird Al Yankovic
"You make me wanna slam my head against the wall..." - Weird Al
"You make me want to break the laws of time and space..." - Weird Al
"You make very good sharks, Mr. Garabaldi" - Ambassador Londo Molari
"You make very good sharks, Mr. Garabaldi." - Lando Mollari
"You makin' fun of me, mister?" "Someone should." -- MacLeod
"You manage to drain a little more out of the pool." (Elaine)
"You managed to cut off our only escape route!" - Leia
"You may be able to sell Troi that story, but not me." - Picard
"You may be an idiot, but try not to be _stupid_." - Forrest Gump
"You may be ready for the afterlife, but I'm not." Geordi
"You may be right." "Wait... you think I'm right?"
"You may be right." - Mulder "Wait... you think I'm right?" - Scully
"You may call me Lore." - Lore
"You may carry my luggage." -- Lwaxana Troi
"You may carry on, Captain." - Richard Franklin
"You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander." - Vader
"You may end up in the Psychotronic Film Guide..." -- Joel
"You may fire when ready." - Grand Moff Tarkin
"You may fry in fat free oil for all I care." - Lawrence Limburger
"You may have been a good smuggler, but now you're Bantha fodder." - Jab
"You may have just written our epitaph, Mr. Scott." Kirk
"You may impress me." - Worf
"You may impress...me." - Lt. Worf
"You may live a thousand years." "As a ten year old. Perfect."
"You may live long enough to learn about us." Klang
"You may need this to play with your asp." - 007 (Octopussy)
"You may now give birth."-Worf "That's what I've been DOING!"-Keiko
"You may see me tonight with an illegal smile" -- John Prine
"You may take a vacation in the south of France," said Tom nicely.
"You mean 'shot at it.'" "No, shot it. With THIS!"
"You mean Blonde Jovi here used to be an X-Man?" - Jubilee
"You mean D'Gor has been scheming like a F..." "Like a Ferengi."
"You mean I can send mail to myself?"
"You mean I might get my $29.95's worth after all?" --Fox Mulder
"You mean Lyle Waggoner is here?" Pinky
"You mean canola oil is for cooking?" - Duckman
"You mean getting shot in the gut?" - Skinner's reply to Mulder's thanks
"You mean he can talk!" -- Picard
"You mean he hasn't deflated yet?!"
"You mean he's pregnant?" -- Sisko "Twins." -- Bashir
"You mean it's not going to let any of us turn it off." McCoy
"You mean just give up? I don't think so." Bashir
"You mean like that "force-thingy" in Star Wars." Cosgrove, Freakazoid
"You mean she...?" - Columbia "Uh-huh." - Magenta
"You mean that the Fuerher is an alien?" Daras
"You mean the, er, the grassy knoll, sir?
"You mean this is a `feel good' segment?" -- Crow T. Robot
"You mean we can't leave?" Bashir
"You mean we just *sit* here?" -- Worf
"You mean we're cloaked?" Ro
"You mean you gave up everything to be Human?" Cochrane
"You mean you guys from Oxford don't eat breakfast?" -- Stone
"You mean you're not getting married NAKED?!"
"You mean you've done it before?" Kira "Twice." Odo
"You mean, Data's NOT a boob?!"--Victor Luk
"You mean, the panties your mother laid out for you." (Jerry)
"You mean, we are to be killed??" Fox
"You mean... we just *sit* here?" -- Worf
"You meet the nicest people on a Honda." -- Joel Robinson
"You mentioned something about the horror?" -- Crow T. Robot
"You might as well be using vacuum tubes!" -- Tom Servo
"You might as well just fade the scene out" -- Joel Robinson
"You might have asked before adorning my Sick Bay with animal remains."
"You might have asked me first." Janeway
"You might have had something else on your mind." Kirk
"You might have some advice to give on how to be insensitive" - J. Arden
"You might just pull off a miracle." "He said 'pull off'."
"You might say I have a 'magnetic' personality." -Data (ST:G)
"You might say there's been a *rash* of penicillin thefts." -- Henry
"You might say we're of two minds about it." - Two-Face
"You might say we're of two minds on the subject." -- Two-Face
"You might try calibrating them manually" - Lefler
"You might want to put some ice on that." EHMP
"You might want to work on that little roar of yours"-Scar, Lion King.
"You might want to work on that little roar of yours." -- Scar
"You miserable, cowardly, wretched little caterpillar!" Zero Mostel
"You miss something not playing with model ships" - Picard
"You missed, Mr. Bond." - Drax <body falls from tree> "Did I?" - 007
"You misspelled `skelter'." -- Crow T. Robot
"You moron" "It take one to know one" - Calvin and Susie
"You move it around till it gets sticky." - Mutant Raccoon
"You move like a pregnant yak." -- Chiun, Akashic Oracle
"You murdered hundreds of people." Daystrom to M5
"You must be Australian," Tom said down under his breath.
"You must be Riker." - Vash
"You must be double-jointed, and you must be Hungarian." - Bela Lugosi
"You must be invulnerable too!" "I'm *nigh* invulnerable!"
"You must be joking!" "Do I look like I'm joking?"
"You must be looking forward to seeing her." "I can hardly wait."
"You must be my FNG's." Lt. Dan
"You must believe me, it was never our plan to destroy humanity."
"You must draw the line somewhere" Orville ruled.
"You must have Klingon blood..." - Worf
"You must have a fascinating life. ;"^D " - Anna Steven
"You must have a lottery in Georgia," Tom said zealously.
"You must have an IQ of at least half a million." Popeye
"You must have me confused with someone else." - Catwoman
"You must have the courage to believe the truth." - Rush Limbaugh
"You must hurry, Commander." - Data
"You must obey the company's regulations, and out here, I am." * Queeg
"You must return to your world and put an end to the commies" - Q
"You must run very fast." -- Chiun
"You must say something cute here!" -- Sparky's Law
"You must spank her well! And then spank me!" -- Dingo
"You must tell her he is a pretty cat, and a good cat."
"You must tell him he is a pretty cat, a good cat."DDData
"You must think I'm horrible." Seska
"You must think I'm quite the madman." Soran
"You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!" -- Dingo
"You must try to enjoy yourself." Garak
"You must understand that the Tower has always been..." - Walter
"You must unlearn what you have learned" - Yoda
"You must want the Barney conference down the hall." - David Worrell
"You must...also. Brother." Worf to Kern
"You muttonheaded moron." - Lawrence Limburger
"You named the Borg?" - Guinan
"You need X-rays," said Tom flouroscopically.
"You need a bit ofoooh! Shock treatment!"
"You need a guide. I'm your guide." Neelix
"You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw." - Calvin
"You need a mother very, very badly!" Wendy from "Hook."
"You need a tune-up!" -- Elmyra
"You need stuff that sucks to have stuff that's cool." - Butt-Head
"You need the Klingon genes to survive." EHMP
"You need us both!"-Alice "I've got you both!!" -Freddy Krueger
"You never bother me. Except the way I like to be bothered" - Janeway
"You never could hold onto anything for very long..." -- Julia
"You never demand things from a Shadow Lord" -- Mari, Black Fury
"You never draw *my* bath." Mulder to Scully
"You never get laid on Thanksgiving. Why? Too many coats on the bed."
"You never hear their standard issue kicking in your door" -Pink Floyd
"You never hear this: `Have a crappy day!'" "My dog does number 5:
"You never heard of the Millinium Falcon?!" - Han Solo
"You never know what's around the next corner." -- Al Calavicci
"You never know when I might want to write my memoirs." Garibaldi
"You never learn, do you?" -- Rimmer
"You never see a major taking a shower before?" - Sub Captain (TSWLM)
"You never think it can happen to you...Then WHAM!," explains you.
"You never told me about that you Spanish peacock." - MacLeod
"You never told me if you had another name, Mr. Spock." Leila Kalomi
"You never told me you were such a ladies' man." Q
"You never want the one you can afford." -- Baker's Law
"You never watch mud wrestling in the afternoon!" - Keiko <WDSNNE>
"You obtuse piece of flotsam!" -Q to Picard
"You only `rent' cognac." -- Crow T. Robot
"You only have one life, if you value it, go home" - Connor McCloud
"You only have one life; if you value it, go home!" - MacLeod
"You only killed the bride's father, that's all!"
"You only live ten times." - Trill. James Trill.
"You only paid to be humiliated, lessons are extra!"
"You only rent Holy Water..." -- Crow T. Robot
"You only took half damage...your entire left side is charred."
"You opened the door; all I did was walk through it." -- Butler
"You orbiting Wilford Brimley wannabe!" -- Dr. Forrester
"You ought to see a proctologist about brain damage." - Hawk to Frank
"You ought to see a psychiatrist," Tom reminded me. -Roy Bongartz
"You over-confident dips! You've lost and you don't even know it!"-Fin
"You own me two gold coins!" Charon to Hercules
"You pathetic descendant of monkeys!" - Kilrathi Taunt.
"You picked...wisely"
"You picking up anything at altitude, Data?" - LaForge
"You poor guys - always confusing your pistols for your privates."
"You poor, poor, TORTURED man."--Lwaxana "Excuse me?"--Odo
"You precious little life forms! Where are you?" - Data, Generations
"You prefer playing the flute, of course." Eline
"You pretty matter-o-fact about not dyin'." - Carl Robinson
"You programmed me, you weenie!" -- Crow T. Robot
"You proved you're on our side!" Abrom
"You pump, I'll pay. Wanna bagel dog?" -- Tom Servo
"You punk rockers won't make music in MY auditorium", said Tom
"You purposely answered the question wrong." Lethian
"You pursue a case a case at the expense of everything, to the point of insanity
"You push the button." -- TV's Frank
"You pusillanimous little squirt!" -- Winchester to Radar
"You put on the suit, you're the Big Guy!" Bernard
"You put that down! You put that down!" -- TV's Frank
"You put your WEEEEED in there..." -Saturday Night Live
"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out..." - Londo
"You rang, Captain?" asked T. Earl Grey hotly.
"You rat-fink!" - Harley
"You reached for the secret too soon...." -Floyd
"You reached for the secret too soon...you cried for the moon..."
"You read my mind, Sailor Moon." - Tuxedo Mask
"You read the words and it sells you life..."
"You realize I *hate* you?" -Kuno
"You realize, of course, that the aim will be very crude." Spock
"You really ARE a pervert!" - Odo "'Till the day I DIE!" - Quark
"You really are quite a piece of work." -- TV's Frank
"You really bought the whole line, didn't you, kid?" - Aahz
"You really can clone yourself from your dandruff?" * Cat
"You really cared for her, didn't you?" McCoy
"You really expect me to BELIEVE all this?" --Kira
"You really must stop reading those Human crime novels." -- Garek
"You really need professional help." - Susie Derkins
"You really should eat more fruit," Tom said, with aplomb.
"You really should stop using that beetle snuff." Bashir
"You really think you're a god?" Palamas to Apollo
"You really want to hear the story of my life?" Tana Los
"You reap what you sow." -- Gentle Mountain
"You recognize the same old bag of tricks?" Picard
"You recorded it all." Ashon "You betcha." Garibaldi
"You refuse to even *learn* about Wink Martindale?" -- Crow
"You remind me of a mature Johnny Quest!"
"You remind me of a very young Betty Boop." Slappy Squirrel
"You remind me of a young #N@" -- Slappy Squirrel
"You remind me of a young Scooby Doo!"
"You remind me of a young Susan Barrington..." -- Slappy Squirrel
"You remind me of a young Yakko Warner" - Slappy Squirrel
"You remind me of a young man..." -- Slappy Squirrel
"You represent my doubt & disbelief." - Bashir "No, I don't!" - O'Brien
"You risk losing your entire career if you say yes." - Hague
"You risk much." Apollo "And so do you!" Scott
"You risked my life on the testimony of a dog?!" Paris
"You run for another, it's all the same..." - Sisters of Mercy
"You run for cover in the temple of love..." - Sisters of Mercy
"You running a nursery here, Lieutenant?" Kirk to Uhura
"You said I could watch the movies with you guys!" -- Gypsy
"You said it *might* overload the systems." -- Quark
"You said it, Chewie. Where did you pick up that old fossil?"
"You said no." Odo "So?" Kira
"You said something And I just melted sigh sorry"
"You said that irony was the shackles of youth."
"You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake" - Han Solo
"You said you wanted to sacrifice a virgin." Radar "Did we?" Hawkeye
"You said you'd give me love, instead you caused me pain"
"You said you've been in space for over a year." Janeway
"You sass that hoopy Ford Prefect?"
"You saved your brother's life." - Odo to Rom
"You saw God?" "Er, yes...and she's black, sir."
"You saw God?" "Er, yes...and she's black, sir."
"You saw him repressin' me, didn't ya'?!"
"You saw him repressing me, didn't you?" --Monty Python
"You saw him, didn't you?" -- Harley Stone
"You saw it just before you came here." Batai
"You saw it?!" - Ivanova
"You saw my *boing*!?"
"You saw nothing." - Cancer Man to Scully (Apocrypha)
"You say the hill's too steep to climb.... Climbing" -Floyd
"You say you ooze machismo, bad guy? I want to ooze it with you! We can ooze as one!" --Professional Wrestler "Goldust"
"You say you were inside robbing bank and someone stole your car?"
"You say you'd like to see me try... Climbing" -Pink Floyd
"You say you'll give me a highway with no one on it..." --U2
"You saying I'm some kind of a blind ghost with clothes?" - Geordi
"You scare me, Doctor."--Bev Crusher
"You scream like a girl, you know." - Peggy
"You see a lot, Doctor." -- Clarice Starling
"You see but you do not observe." -- Sherlock Holmes
"You see me now a Veteran of a Thousand Psychic Wars" - BOC
"You see one demon, you've seen them all." PIC
"You see shoe soles against your faceplate."
"You see this? This is you. I'm serious!" - Q
"You see what I have to deal with? -Hancock from DOTT
"You see, Benjamin is dead." Kira-2
"You see, I already have a link, with these people." -- Odo
"You see, I had orders to self-destruct, too." Thelev
"You see, but you do not observe." - Sherlock Holmes
"You see, he lives in you." --Rafiki
"You see, it ends up shoes have souls."
"You see?! You see?! They are insane!!!" Worf
"You seek leetle monkey!"- Ren Hoek
"You seek meaning? Then listen to the music not the song." - Kosh
"You seek the light so soon?" "I was made for light." - Roland
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die." -The Man In Black
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die." - Westley
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you." - Inigo Montoya
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a little distracted." Dax-2
"You seem disturbed by this, Changeling." Tain
"You seem fasinated by this rock." Kirk to Spock
"You seem more like a boy." Kirk to Metron
"You seem so gloomy..." "Here...have some Prozac!"
"You seem to be handling this well." Dax
"You seem to be in command." Kirk "Yes. I am." Kor
"You seem to find this all very amusing." Q to Riker
"You seem to find this all very amusing." - Q
"You seem to forget I am a Vulcan." - Sarek
"You seem unimpaled so far." -Q "Sorry to disappoint you." -Picard
"You sent for me, Captain?" Neelix
"You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends."-J. Conrad
"You shall learn the discipline of the temple." Apollo
"You shame me." - Kor to Dax
"You shame me." -- Kor
"You shot me, you sonova..." -- Mike Nelson
"You shot me. I can't believe you shot me!!"
"You shot my boyfriend you dirty fuzz!" -- Gypsy
"You shot my kitchen!" "There was a rat."
"You shot my kitchen." "I missed the rat."
"You should *always* carry protection." - Fox Mulder
"You should *never* burn the Stars and Stripes!" cried Tom flagrantly.
"You should always carry protection" - Fox Mulder on voodoo charms
"You should always carry protection." - Fox Mulder
"You should always carry protection." - Mulder, on voodoo charms
"You should be careful with that, Brother." Lore
"You should be peeling onions," was Tom's tirade. (Pronounce short "i".)
"You should have asked her to join us." Kim
"You should have finished on a song!" * Cat
"You should have printed what he meant, not what he said
"You should have seen it. Would have, if you'd been conscious." Londo
"You should have told us *before* we put the snake in his bed."-Hawk
"You should let her say `yes' first." - Duncan MacLeod
"You should love me now!" Anna
"You should never go in there without a mongoose." - 007 (L. & L. D.)
"You should never tell the same lie twice." - Garak
"You should not have come back." - Darth Vader
"You should pray that I bleed real soon..." -- Tori Amos
"You should raise the babies you make." - Jesse Jackson
"You should read your shirt. It's probably a novel!" * Rimmer
"You should realize how lucky you are!" Zeus to Hercules
"You should see me in line at the post office." - Wolverine
"You should see me remove a bunion." - HoloDoc
"You should see me remove a bunion." EHMP
"You should see me remove a bunion."--HoloDoc
"You should see the way he brushes his teeth!" - Yakko
"You should take some lessons from the QE2!" Oppenhaus
"You should treat your aircraft like you treat your woman."
"You should've broken more than his nose." -- Seska
"You should've seen your FACE!"--Nog
"You shouldn't go breaking people's windows." - Yakko
"You shouldn't have anymore problems..."
"You shouldn't have buried me... I'm not dead." -Freddy Krueger
"You shouldn't keep it up too long" - Mutant Raccoon
"You shouldn't need a man to make you feel complete." -- Sam ql
"You shouldn't smoke these. They'll kill ya." - The Crow
"You shouldn't smoke. It'll kill you" <COUGH> -- Sheila Bungee
"You shout and no one seems to hear" -Floyd
"You shout in your sleep, perhaps the price is too steep"
"You show promise my good fellow" - Q
"You showed true courage. It makes my death an honorable one."
"You shrink all the TV's and everyone get's squinty eyed?!?" Pinky
"You sick little monkey!"
"You signed an emergency leave for Pvt. Charles Lamb."-Radar to Henry
"You snake," Tom rattled. -Rambo & Youngquist
"You sometimes drive me crazy, but I worry about you." * RUSH
"You sound disappointed." Vash "I am..." Bashir
"You sound disappointed." Garak
"You sound just like a Cardassian." Kira to O'Brien
"You sound like a TV series!" * Rimmer
"You sound like a manure salesman with a mouthful of samples."
"You sound really stupid most of the time." - Butt-Head (to Beavis)
"You sound really stupid most of the time." - Butthead
"You sounded normal enough when we talked." - Lummox
"You speak English? How much?" I asked. "$25," she said
"You speak an infinite deal of nothing." - Shakespeare
"You speak in riddles, sahib." -- Crow T. Robot
"You speak in strange whispers..." McCoy
"You speak of his body; I speak of his spirit." Kirk
"You speak very strangely, friend. Are you not of the Body?" McCoy
"You spoke to 5 people and they all comitted suicide!" * Lister
"You spotted snakes with double tongue... be not seen."
"You start dancing and I'll blow your brains out..." 'The Mask.'
"You starve to death, again and again and again." Kinkaid
"You stay here, keep warm." Picard
"You stay out of this. He doesn't have to shoot you now." - B. Bunny
"You stay out of trouble, okay?" - Garibaldi
"You still have a lot of work ahead of you." Sisko
"You still have lots of time!" - Duncan MacLeod
"You still have much to learn." Changeling
"You still have your hat on." - The Crow
"You still remember, Admiral. I cannot help but be touched."
"You still think this is paradise?" Mallory
"You still want me to come up?" - DS "No, you're probably right." - FM
"You still won't face reality, will you!" -- Frank Burns
"You stink of death!" - Buzzcut
"You stop this illusion or I'll twist your head off!" Pike
"You strike me as a bear type." Janeway
"You struck me! With your hand!" Akuta
"You summoned me, Captain?!" said Earl Grey, hotly.
"You sure don't *look* like an iguana." - M. Donovan to "Barbara", "V"
"You sure look good in that sweater" Tom said pointedly.
"You sure make a cute kid."--Guinan
"You sure we need all four tires?" -- Radar
"You surgically altered my face!" Klingon Torres
"You take a long time to clean though there's not much of you
"You take care of yourself out there." La Forge
"You take from those who do not know you." Spock to Grogan
"You take it, you big, stupidy, bully butt!" -- TV's Frank
"You talk funny, Nash. Where you from?" "Lots of places."
"You talk in that voice one more time..." -- Tom Servo
"You talk like a Minbari, Commander" - Alyt Neroon
"You taste like Annie Greensprings..." -- Joel Robinson
"You taste like a fat, drunk Russian." -- Crow T. Robot
"You taste like chili peppers..." -- Joel Robinson
"You taught Kryten that? You two should audition for What's my fruit!
"You tell 'em, Smiley." Sisko
"You tell himn, Buster!" McCoy
"You tell us how to run our lives; we run for youthanasia."-Mustaine
"You terrified me." -- Mike Nelson
"You there! How many toppings on it?" = McCoy
"You think *everything* is a strapless evening gown." -- Crow
"You think I care which way you face?"--O'Brien
"You think I could fly off this bridge?" -- Jenny
"You think I waited until I was sixteen to lose my virginity?"
"You think I'd at least remember the cute guys..." - Dazzler
"You think I'm crazy..." - Mulder to Scully (Pilot)
"You think I'm joking, don't you?"
"You think I'm stupid enough to fall for that? I'm insulted!" - Bart
"You think Jim suspects he's Kodos?" "He'd better."
"You think Jim suspects he's Kodos?" McCoy "He'd better." Spock
"You think Quark had something to do with this?" -- Sisko
"You think Spock can take him?" Kirk on Stonn
"You think any judge could be THAT fair?" Judge Bone
"You think he went in there to talk to the Prophets?" -- Rom
"You think he's off somewhere recharging his energy cells?" Chekov
"You think it's all connected somehow?" Odo
"You think the two of us can handle a drunk Vulcan?" -- McCoy
"You think these people were eaten?" - Dana Scully
"You think they'd take me seriously if I wore the grey suit?" -Mulder
"You think they'll melt us down?" - C3P0
"You think you know what I'm doing, so obviously you don't." Aeon Flux
"You think you're going to wipe me out, don't you?" --Crom "No, I--" --Flynn
"You think you've got what it takes?" -Freddy Krueger
"You thought I was gonna say 'B****', didn't you?" - Porky Pig
"You thought Lucy was pretty, but your best friend agreed" - Tori Amos
"You threw me to the wolves, and you want me to go back out there?"
"You throw that phone away again?" Travis to Walker
"You throw them gently, one at a time, like this." O'Brien
"You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms."
"You told her where to get them wholesale." Quark
"You told me Darth Vader betrayed and murdered my father."
"You told you told! Now you die like me!"
"You too much T.V." - Mr. Miyagi
"You too, Doc. Time to be a hero." Major Kira
"You traitorous pigs!" -- Evil Tom Servo
"You treat Death like a lover." - Dax to Kang
"You treat Death like a lover." -- Dax
"You tricked me with visions of paradise..."
"You tried to make my head explode you freaked out maniac!"
"You truly belong here with us among the clouds." - Lando
"You try and kiss me and I'll break your arm." (Garibaldi to Londo).
"You try my patience, MAKE YOUR CHOICE!" - Phantom of the Opera
"You try my patience. Make your choice!" -- The Phantom
"You twins?" Lt. Dan "No, we are not relations." Forrest Gump
"You two are chasing rainbows, and I'm leaving Oz." -- Schanke
"You two are going to clean the Security Office until it SHINES."--Odo
"You two are irritating the lion!" -- Tom Servo
"You two just volunteered to be my first victims." Guinan
"You unlock this closet with the key of imagination..."
"You uploaded Windows 95 to the Borg?" - "Hey, it worked..."
"You used to find me attractive." "You got *REAL* ugly!"
"You usually find this sort of thing on pay-per-view." -- Crow T Robot
"You vant to go bach?!" - Chekov "Absolutely not!" - McCoy
"You vas defrons!" - Cartman "(on phone) Hello? ... Vas defrons??" - Stan
"You wait there; I'll get the crystal." Garibaldi
"You wake and bake every day!" -- TV's Frank
"You wanna be Crow's Boogers partner?" -- Mike Nelson
"You wanna bitch?" "No thanks, I already have one."
"You wanna come in with me?" "No .. Big Teeth!" - Earl and Roy
"You wanna screw that thing back on there, Earl?"
"You wanna shoot me with a gun, cut me with a knife..."
"You wanna talk?" - Mycroft
"You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" -- Michaelangelo
"You want WHAT on the ceiling?!?!?" - Michaelangelo.
"You want a chocolate?" -- Forrest Gump
"You want answers? Fine!" - Jack McCyber
"You want everyone to be as miserable as YOU are."--Quark to Odo
"You want mayo on that?" Sheridan
"You want me to go to college?" "College? Ha! Barber or Clown?"
"You want me to pronounce it out loud? Trick question, right?"
"You want me to stay because of the way you feel about me." - Han Solo
"You want me to suck your towel?"-- Zaphod Beeblebrox
"You want me to take off your head?" - Riker to Data
"You want me to test my theory out on your head?" Pike
"You want my advice? Double it!" - Geordi
"You want some of this?!? Do ya!?" -- Hudson
"You want something for the pain? To increase it." -- Hawk to Flagg
"You want something interesting?" - Annie Devlin
"You want surreal? What about A Very Brady Christmas?" -- Servo
"You want the good news first or the bad news?"
"You want the impossible" - Luke Skywalker
"You want the impossible." - Luke
"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"
"You want them to sedate you again?!" Kim
"You want to be a samurai? Now's your chance." -- Tully
"You want to be buried or cremated?" "Neither, until I die."
"You want to be buried or cremated?" "Surprise me."
"You want to be my apprentice?" -- Sisko
"You want to be treated as Human?" Picard "Absolutely!" - Q
"You want to dance with me, pretty panda? You're getting into a
"You want to greet any other body parts?" - The Penguin
"You want to help them?!" Ivanova
"You want to keep us frightened and isolated." - Talia to Bester
"You want to kill 'em or should I?" -- Crow T. Robot
"You want to know what I really saw in them?"-DS "A tooth?"-FM (3x22)
"You want to know why I did it? This is why I did it<Snap> <BLAM!>
"You want to let us in on your joke?" -- Crow T. Robot
"You want to mate with me?"--Kes "More than anything!"--Neelix
"You want to play wi' Gambit? Here take a card!" - Gambit
"You want to see the results?" Bashir
"You want to shoot me now or wait 'till you get home?" -B. Bunny
"You want to smell my WHAT?!?!" - Cat
"You want to stay in pretty good shape." (Elaine)
"You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together..." -- Indy
"You want to tell me what it is?" - Garibaldi
"You want to what about who?" - Skeeve
"You want worshipers? You've got enemies!" Kirk
"You wanted creative." -B'Ellana
"You wanted to know... Well, now you know." -- Julia
"You wanted to see me, Commander." Nog
"You wanted to see me, Delenn?" - Lennier
"You wanted to see me, Mr. Data?" Riker
"You wanted to see me." Koch
"You wanted to see me?" Bender
"You warm my dead heart, Nicholas." -- LaCroix
"You watch Oprah? What a wuss!" - Butt-Head, to Beavis
"You watch too much TV, Pinky." - Brain
"You weak-minded fool! He's using an old Jedi mind trick." - Jabba
"You went over my Helmut?"
"You went to college?" "Actually it was Vo-Tech..."
"You went to the Academy?" Kim
"You were a jumper, all right." Guinan to Ro
"You were about to make a medical comment, Jim?" "Who, me, Doctor?"
"You were about to make a medical comment, Jim?" McCoy
"You were actually enjoying my predicament back there." Kirk
"You were all on the way... to see your sick mothers?"
"You were at my Frankfurt lecture series, no?" -- Crow T. Robot
"You were attempting to override a superior system!" - Orac
"You were born a slave, and you'll die a slave." Kira-2
"You were caught on the crossfire of childhood and stardom...."
"You were doing 55.00026 mph in a 55 mph zone!" - Officer (Animaniacs)
"You were expecting me to be {Gulp} NICE?"
"You were hoping for bad ideas? :)" - Dire Wolf
"You were hoping for bad ideas?"
"You were looking in the mirror and you wished you had some pot?"
"You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass!"
"You were right about me. Tell your sister... you were right." - Vader
"You were right about me." - Anakin Skywalker
"You were right, I was wrong." Sheridan to Garibaldi
"You were right, Mr. Spock: a most satisfacotry display." Kirk
"You were right; your friends are in Sanctuary District A." Brynner
"You were saying coming here was a bad idea." - Luke
"You were saying something about trick or treat." McCoy
"You were supposed to understand..." - Edward Nygma
"You were the one everybody laughed at behind your back."
"You were thinking of some information of some kind?" - The Mad Hatter
"You were told to report to me at once." "I didn't want to, Jim!"
"You were totally wacko!" - Plotz "No, HE'S Wakko." - Yakko
"You were trying to procreate?" Janeway
"You were very brave last night, Dire Wolf." - Madonna
"You weren't kidding, Mr. Data." - Riker
"You weren't like that before the beard." - Q to Riker
"You weren't like that before the beard." -- Q
"You will all become one with the Borg." - Locutus
"You will all have hair of gold, like my mother" - Marcia of Borg
"You will be Absorbed." Lawgiver
"You will be back, Nicholas." -- LaCroix
"You will bow down before me Jet Jaguar!"
"You will bow down before me, Son of Jor-El!" -- Dr. Forrester
"You will come with me." - Worf
"You will cooperate or someone will die." - Data
"You will deactivate this cell immediately!" - Q
"You will die far quicker than your son did, Kang."
"You will die for this!" -- Duncan MacLeod
"You will die for this!" MacLeod
"You will die without honour" - Klingon fortune cookie
"You will dimly remember this image throughout your entire life"
"You will do nothing!" - G'Kar
"You will experience...the absolute good." Landru
"You will get into anything with any girl." - Tiger Tanaka (Y.O.L.T)
"You will go on with your life, with a real heart." Q
"You will go to the Degoba System." - Obi Wan
"You will have no children!," curses you with relish.
"You will know The Peace Of Landru." Kirk to Spock
"You will let me know if you find the play?" Crusher
"You will let me know when those lambs stop screaming."
"You will need me to watch your back." - Na'Toth
"You will never amount to very much". - Albert Einstein's Schoolmaster
"You will never believe where I've been" - Bashir
"You will never find a more rechid hive of scum and villiany" - Obe Wan
"You will never see..."
"You will not harm these frail and disinterested people!" The Tick
"You will not leave here until I know the truth." - Sheridan
"You will not leave this place." Apollo
"You will not make me a plank for your politics." Donald Crisp
"You will not see me again as I am now" - Delenn
"You will not see me again as I am now" - Delenn, "Chrysalis"
"You will not survive this battle, ape scum!" - Kilrathi Taunt
"You will now answer the charge of being a grievously savage race."
"You will refer to me as idiot, not you Captain!" - Lonestar
"You will resist, I hope?"------Ivanova
"You will surrender, or we will destroy you." Tal
"You will use Windows. Resistance is Futile." - Bill Borg
"You wish to stop me, Doctor? Try!" -- The Master
"You wish."--Dax "I do. I really, REALLY DO!!"--Quark
"You woke me from a sexy dream to discuss morale?!" -- Hawkeye
"You won the bronze," said Tom meddlingly.
"You won't be around to see it." "I won't?" "Not as you are, anyway."
"You won't be harmed." Bender
"You won't catch me sleeping with an enlisted man." -- Frank Burns
"You won't even *think* about lookin' for me!" - Carl Robinson
"You won't even notice the mildew." Neelix
"You won't get any arguements, Commander." O'Brien
"You won't get what you deserve, you are what you take..." - SoM
"You won't get wise with the sleep still in your eyes." -N.P./Rush
"You won't last a month." - Quark
"You won't like it." "I >already< don't like it."
"You won't need that." Amanda "Humor me." Duncan
"You won't need those here." Janeway
"You won." "They'll KILL me!" --"Tribunal"
"You work for the Invid, don't you?"
"You worry about your miracles, Scotty; I'll worry about mine." Kirk
"You would barter your life with *chemicals*?" - The Crow
"You would do this to your own child, Mr. Woof?" -- Lwaxana Troi
"You would find me a formidable emeny." Kirk to Spock-2
"You would have changed it, and I would have missed all the fun."
"You would have made a fair psychaitrist." McCoy "Fair?" Kirk
"You would have us believe there are puns in that thread?" - Dire Wolf
"You would kill all these people to get even with me?" V
"You would plan such a thing? You would DO such a thing?"
"You would use a bulldozer to find achinacup." -- Belloq
"You wouldn't WANT to move out of this shot!" * Rimmer
"You wouldn't dare say that if I had my writers here!" -- J. Benny
"You wouldn't happen to be a noodle, would you?" -- Akane
"You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, now, wood'ja?" - The Joker
"You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you?" -- Cyclops BAMF!
"You wouldn't want my life to get boring, would you?" - C-3PO
"You wouldn't." Kenny "Try me." Amanda
"You wound me, Jean-Luc." Q
"You write drivel unfit for a light bulb commercial!" - Brain
"You wrote me a letter, you idiot." Lt. Dan
"You wrote this hologram program yourself?" Worf
"You! What PLANET is this?" - McCoy, stardate 3134.0
"You! In the red uniform! See what that noise is." - Kirk
"You! Owe! Me! GOLD!"--Quark
"You! Will! Be! Assimilated!" -- Kirk of Borg
"You! With the Taglines!"
"You!" "I'm afraid so, Brad. But isn't it /nice/!"
"You!" "I'm afraid so, Brad. But isn't it NICE?!"
"You!" "I'm afraid so, Janet. But isn't it /nice/!"
"You'd be *nude* except for the sailor suit." -- Tom Servo
"You'd be suprised what's not on the map in this country.
"You'd be surprised how far a hug goes with Geordi. Or Worf." - Riker
"You'd be surprised the things you learn in prison." - Paris
"You'd be surprised what sort of ware and tear goes on in the field."
"You'd make a splendid computer, Mr. Spock." Kirk
"You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts!" - Westley
"You'd melt a heart of ice, babe, you're so hot" -Coverdale/Page
"You'd put me in the brig?" Seska
"You'd think Hell would just provide those..." -- Crow T. Robot
"You'd think the had people beaming down every day." Kirk
"You'de give your soul for that? Sign here!" Satan
"You'll PAY to know what you REALLY think!" -- J.R. "BoB" Dobbs
"You'll be a backup for Mr. Paris. Or possibly a replacement." Doctor
"You'll be all right, as long as you don't move." --Riggs
"You'll be enchanted and bemused by what you find!" -- Mike Nelson
"You'll be godlike."
"You'll be malfunctioning in a day you nearsided scrape-pile" - C3P0
"You'll be swimming in whiskey." - "I didn't bring my trunks." -- BJ
"You'll be the sun... in somebody else's sky... but why... why..."
"You'll believe it soon enough." Gueniviere Cory
"You'll blow up the entire feromantel drive!" - Riker
"You'll do it?" Kirk "I'll do it." Cyrano Jones
"You'll find I'm full of surprises!" - Luke Skywalker
"You'll find I'm full of surprises." - Luke
"You'll find an encampment there." Neelix
"You'll find it rather difficult to hear underwater." -007
"You'll find my favorite axe!" -Floyd
"You'll find no weaklings here." Elias Sanoval
"You'll find our Troval most interesting." Anan 7
"You'll get us all killed!" - Ash
"You'll get your brains beat out." - Aahz
"You'll get your reward." - Leia
"You'll get yours, B*tch! Ha ha ha.."- Freddy Krueger
"You'll give mercenaries a bad name." --Rene' Belloq
"You'll hang from the highest yardarm in the Army." -- Frank to Radar
"You'll have to do better than that; I understand what you mean. :)"
"You'll have to excuse her, she's just dead." - 007
"You'll have to excuse my friend. Too much LDS in the 60's." -- Kirk
"You'll have to learn to expect the unexpected" - Picard
"You'll have to show me sometime..."
"You'll have to work harder, I think. :)" - Dire Wolf
"You'll just have to practice I guess..."
"You'll laugh you'll cry...you'll kiss 3 bucks good-bye."HARDWARE WARS
"You'll learn to care for yourselves." Kirk
"You'll like him. He hunts rats." "He's missed a few..."
"You'll like it. Go ahead." - Franklin
"You'll like this guy. His job is to kill rats" "He's mis
"You'll lose your mind and play free games for may" -Pink Floyd
"You'll make a fine judge." - Picard to Data
"You'll make the other pilots feel inadequate" - Ivanova
"You'll need this fish in your ear."
"You'll never be the man your mother was!"
"You'll never believe what happened to me today." - The Joker
"You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
"You'll never find her"-Freddy Krueger
"You'll never get away with...J'accuse!" The Tick
"You'll never guess what's gassed up and ready-to-go." - Rachel
"You'll never know what you missed." - Dodger
"You'll never know."
"You'll never live to regret it!" - Yakko
"You'll never take me alive!" -- Crow T. Robot
"You'll never truly conquer Earth, you know." - Blair
"You'll pay one day, hayseed!" -- Mike Nelson
"You'll pay to know what you *really* think! - Rev. J.R. ""Bob"" Dobbs"
"You'll pay to know what you *really* think!" -- Bob Dobbs
"You'll see again if you want to." Ruth to Kirk
"You'll see her again." Dawson "I always do." MacLeod
"You'll see the look, you'll see the lies, you'll eat the lies."
"You'll see who rules, you twisted old fruit!" -- Joel Robinson
"You'll see! Me and Gamera will rule the world!"
"You'll soon adapt to diminished lung capacity." Doctor
"You'll take care of that security thing?" - Riker
"You'll work harder with a gun in your back" - J. Biafra
"You'n'me, proffesor - we're two of a kind - handsome, dynamic - bald."
"You're *allowed*!" -- Perry
"You're *what*? Okay, Mary... I have an idea..." - Joseph
"You're ALL individuals, you're ALL different!" "I'm not."
"You're All Talk" -- Cheap Trick
"You're Awake!" * Cat
"You're DEAD!"-Alice "That never stopped me before!" -Freddy Krueger
"You're GOT to get me away from Kira!!"--Bashir
"You're Herod's race... you're Herod's case!"
"You're Kidding!" - By Shirley U. Jest
"You're Mufasa's boy. ..... Bye!" - Rafiki
"You're OK, man." - "I know. But don't spread it around." -- Klinger
"You're OUT! Tom said baselessly
"You're OUT!" said Tom baselessly.
"You're P*SSING me off, Roger!"- House
"You're STILL disgusting."--Odo "Till the day I die!"--Quark
"You're Welcome" - By N. Q. Verymuch
"You're a *barbarian*." "Thank you."
"You're a Ferengi. Why would you want to be in Starfleet?" Sisko
"You're a Good Girl, Gay." - Heinlein
"You're a Good Girl, Gay." - Robert A. Heinlein
"You're a Good Girl, Gay." -- Heinlein
"You're a Leo, right?" Spiderman
"You're a Q. You can do anything you want." Crusher
"You're a Roman, Kirk, or you should have been." -- Claudius
"You're a Tower junkie, Roland." - Eddie
"You're a Vulcan, aren't you?" Cochrane "Correct." Spock
"You're a better engineer than he is." Chakotay to Torres
"You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!" Kipling
"You're a butt-monkey, Beavis!" - Butt-Head
"You're a culture of one." Picard to Data
"You're a damned liar." Sheridan to Morden
"You're a dangerous fool who should be sent west." - Roland
"You're a demonic little imp, Max." - Sam
"You're a doctor, you should know better." - Garibaldi
"You're a dope." -- Lisa to Rick Hunter
"You're a droid, and I'm annoyed." - Guinan
"You're a dumb[butt], Beavis." - Butt-Head
"You're a dumbass, Beavis." - Butt-Head
"You're a feisty little one, but you'll soon learn some respect." - 9-D9
"You're a fool, Captain." Seska
"You're a fool, Claymore!" The Shadow
"You're a gambler, Quark." - Sisko "AND a thief!" - Odo
"You're a jerk, Dent. A complete kneebiter."
"You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?" - Leia
"You're a little too good at that, Beavis." - Butt-Head
"You're a little warm" Orville said feverishly
"You're a little warm" the doctor said feverishly
"You're a load of useless bloody loonies!" "Ah yes, that was it..."
"You're a lot uglier than your pictures."
"You're a mama, Jenny." Forrest Gump
"You're a man of integrity in both universes, Mr. Spock." Kirk
"You're a man playing a woman playing a man?" -- Crow T. Robot
"You're a man? NO WAY! Huh huh huh." - Butt-Head on Boy George
"You're a mangy cur," Tom barked doggedly.
"You're a member of the rebel alliance, and a traitor.Take her away!"
"You're a miracle worker, Wormy!"
"You're a nice guy to send your wife on a vacation." "I needed it."
"You're a nice guy." "I used to get hit if I wasn't." Radar
"You're a pain in the ass, boyscout..." -- Andy Cord
"You're a parasite for sore eyes." Director Gregory Ratoff
"You're a part of the Rebel Alliance... and a traitor." - Vader
"You're a patriot." - Hague
"You're a pervert, Beavis!" - Butt-Head
"You're a poet and you didn't realize it! Wait a sec--"--Tom Chorlton
"You're a policeman. I recognize the traditional accoutrements." Kirk
"You're a prevert, Beavis!" - Butt-Head
"You're a real zero," said Tom naughtily
"You're a security chief. Shouldn't you be out securing something?"
"You're a sick man, Ipkiss." - Det. Kellaway
"You're a smartie every day!" - Dot
"You're a veritable fountain of new ideas!" - Q
"You're a vicious man." "It's in the job description!"
"You're a waste of skin, Frank." -- Grace Musso
"You're a welcome sight, Human." --Sera
"You're a wicked glutton," Tom insinuated.
"You're about as much use as a condom machine in the Vatican." - Rimmer
"You're actin' silly!" "Who's actin'?" - Lucky/Bonkers
"You're acting like you haven't seen me in a week.""I haven't." -M.McFly
"You're alive today! That's great!" - Barry Thomas
"You're all a bunch of swell eggs...some, a little cracked." -F. Burns
"You're all clear kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!"
"You're all doing very well" Young Mr. Grace
"You're all going to die!" - Amis
"You're all going to die." - The Crow
"You're all individuals!" "Yes, we're all individuals!"
"You're all right, baby!" - Large
"You're all sidekicks?" "Yeah... emphasis on `kick'!"
"You're allergic to sheet cakes?" - Steph "Just the pan." Dexter
"You're alone here. If you jump, you'd best jump far" - Tori Amos
"You're already dead, and you don't even know it!" - Karl Mueller (B5)
"You're always scared. That's part of the job." - Keffer
"You're an attack was not better than that of a child." - Ramirez
"You're an evolved being." "I keep forgetting." - The Flopglopple
"You're an incredible example of death after life." -- Trap to Frank
"You're an old fashioned boy, McCoy." Kirk
"You're as good as guilty!" -Max
"You're assuming I liked you in the first place." -- Tom Servo
"You're at attention! Concentrate on that!" Kirk
"You're at the 21st Street Mission." Edith Keeler
"You're attracted to him." - Q to Amanda Rogers
"You're away from your post, Mister!" Uhura to Sulu-2
"You're back. I have wonderful news." Guinan
"You're baitng him!" Thelev
"You're banned!"..."I see your ban, and up yours!"
"You're beating a dead horse with that one. :)" - Dire Wolf
"You're beginning sound like a Romulan." O'Brien to Kira
"You're beginning to talk just like a Vorlon." Ivanova
"You're blinded by romance, you're blinded by science!"
"You're bluffing." "Vulcans never bluff."
"You're bluffing." Decker "Vulcans never bluff." Spock
"You're born, you die, and there's lots of padding in between."
"You're born, you live, you go on some diets, you die." - Opus
"You're both crazy" * Kit Cloudkicker
"You're both dressed like clowns." Vin
"You're buggin' me. He buggin' you?" Sheriff Buck
"You're burning the candle at both ends," Tom said wickedly.
"You're busted!" the cop said brokenly
"You're catching my drift." "I played left drift in high school." Hawk
"You're catnip to a girl like me..." - Catwoman, BATMAN RETURNS
"You're circuit's dead, there's something wrong!"
"You're clean." -- Potter. "Thank God, sir!" -- Mulcahy
"You're cleared for drop." - Ivanova
"You're closer to the crew than I am. How bad is it?" Janeway
"You're coming down with a terminal case of humanity" * Picard to Q
"You're concerned over a letter of the alphabet?" --Lwaxana
"You're condition is crititcally grave!"
"You're copying the whole textbook onto you body" * Lister
"You're cryin' me a river, but I got to get across..."<Aerosmith>
"You're cute, but you're dumb." - Rook to Rand
"You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't" -Bart
"You're dead!" "Doesn't mean I have to be bored, does it?" - Pic
"You're dead, Jim!" -- Scene from Star Trek: Generations
"You're dead, Jim." - Picard to Kirk
"You're dead, Jim." -- Picard
"You're dead, this is the afterlife -- and I'm God." - Q
"You're deaf?! Oh god! I thought you were hearing!"
"You're destroying a lot of illusions." -- Alan Grant
"You're dethhhpickable!"--D. Duck
"You're disgusting when you're nice." -- Henry to Hawk
"You're disgusting!" "It's a living." - Odo/Quark
"You're disgusting!" - Odo "It's a living." - Quark
"You're disgusting, Beavis!" - Butt-Head
"You're disgusting... I like that in a person." -- Needful Things
"You're distorting everything!" Winters
"You're ditthpicable!"
"You're doing JUST fine."--Janeway "Thanks, Captain."--Paris
"You're doing a bang-up job, Mitch." -- Bart Simpson
"You're doing it again." "What? What?"
"You're doing just fine, Mr. Paris, just fine." Janeway
"You're doing just fine." -- Potter to BJ
"You're doing ok. A fighting man needs all of his courage!" -Roy
"You're doomed, you know." Frost "We'll see." Sheridan
"You're drunk. And besides, we're in public." Richie Ryan
"You're dumb, but you've met your match in me." -- Flagg to Freedman
"You're early." - MacLeod "I'm careful." - Kalas
"You're either rock & roll you're not." -Eddie Van Halen
"You're engaging in sheer speculation." Hengist
"You're entire race is crazy." - Chiun
"You're exageratinng." Dax "Maybe a little." Bashir
"You're far from all right." McCoy to Spock
"You're far to late for your afternoon meds." D. Ceppa
"You're feeling better?" Crusher "Yes, thank you." T'Jon
"You're fooling yourself if you don't believe it."
"You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship." - Monty P.
"You're fortunate to be in one piece" - Obe Wan Kanobe
"You're freind's got pits!"
"You're full of good ideas today, Beavis!" - Butt-Head
"You're gentle and kind." Eline
"You're getting brutal, Sark." --MCP "Thank you, sir." --Sark
"You're getting in *way* over your head." -- Duncan MacLeod
"You're getting into a really weird area, here, Servo." -- Crow
"You're getting sleepy"-Rosenberg "No, you are!" -Dracula
"You're giving me one of your shuttles?!" Scott
"You're goin' down!" - Ash
"You're going *down*!" "*I'm* going *up*!!" - Ash
"You're going home in a box!"
"You're going to _love_ this!" - Sheridan
"You're going to be fine." Bashir "No, I'm not." O'Brien
"You're going to be fine."--HoloDoc
"You're going to be the fox in the hunt." Wesley to Kirk
"You're going to eat the dogfood?" * Rimmer
"You're going to fry an egg with a Hair Dryer?" * Lister
"You're going to get sloppy without me to keep an eye on you." - Odo
"You're going to go SPARE!" -- Rimmer in Lister's body
"You're going to have to do better than that!" - MacLeod
"You're going to have to finish this alone!" - Michael Moore
"You're going to kill an innocent man..." - Lucas Kagan
"You're going to love this." Sheridan
"You're going to miss me!" - Q
"You're going to pay for this, Hobbes." - Blair
"You're gonna be here a long time, Caleb." Merlyn Temple
"You're gonna have to kill him, Jim" - McCoy
"You're gonna let your hair hang down" -Zep
"You're gonna prevent epideme from killing me by killing me..?
"You're gonna soil your drawers!" - Butt-Head
"You're good and I'm evil." -Empress "To-ma-to, to-mat-o." -D.Maus
"You're good at that, Bill. You're a little TOO good at that, Bill!"
"You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around..."
"You're good, kid, real good, but as long as I'm around..."
"You're government issue, Frank. You came with my mess kit."-Hoolihan
"You're headed for the big litter box in the sky!"
"You're his daddy, Forrest." Jenny
"You're hit!" - Dawson "I got that part..." - Richie Ryan
"You're hurting my hand. Normally, I like that...." - Aeon Flux
"You're hyperventilating." Doctor
"You're in a cheap Tijuana hospital..." -- Crow T. Robot
"You're in a coma? That's crazy!" Kira
"You're in bed, holding a knife to your doctor's throat." McCoy
"You're in good hands with Gamera"
"You're in great danger, Captain." Sarah
"You're in the basement because their're afraid of you" - DS to FM
"You're incorrigable, Q, you're a lost cause..." -Q2
"You're intellectually curious. I like that." Doctor
"You're invited to a sack race in the minefield." -- Hawkeye to Frank
"You're involved with one of them, I take it?..."
"You're joking!"--Picard "Not likely, sir."--Data
"You're joking!"--Riker "I was? How splendid."--Data
"You're joking." -- Bashir "Yes, Doctor, I am." -- Garak
"You're just an empty cage, girl, if you kill the bird" - Tori Amos
"You're just going to say no, right Rimmer?" * Lister
"You're just in time to read today's Lotto Numbers." -- Crow
"You're just in time; we need you to read a part." -- Picard
"You're just like your father" - Sheridan "Why, thank you" - Franklin
"You're just no fun anymore."
"You're just not Academy material." Sisko
"You're just not used to deductive reasoning." -- BJ
"You're just so incredibly stupid and wrong!" -- Dr. Forrester
"You're killing him." Picard
"You're killing independent George!" --George, "Seinfeld"
"You're killing them for their own good?" * Kryten
"You're kissing an ant hill." -- Mike Nelson
"You're late!" - Sailor Chibi-Moon <> "Shut up!" - Sailor Moon
"You're late, even from your own funeral." - Moneypenny (Y.O.L.T.)
"You're licenced to kill, not be killed." - M (Doctor No)
"You're living in your own filth! Ooooh!" -- Dr. Forrester
"You're looking fine , Riley. Very natural.
"You're looking for plausibility. You won't find it here."
"You're looking good, Doc." Kirk to McCoy
"You're losing your grippe!" said Tom fluently.
"You're lucky I don't cast you out or smite you or something." -Q
"You're lucky I don't cast you out, or smite you.... Q
"You're lucky my chick's here." -- Crow T. Robot
"You're lucky my chick's here." -- Tom Servo
"You're lucky the tree was unarmed." Xena
"You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're ALL lucky!" - Magenta
"You're lying again." Odo
"You're lying, Tuvok." Janeway
"You're making a mockery of my death ray!" -- Tom Servo
"You're making me fit, Queeg!" * Rimmer
"You're my pyschic friend, YOU tell ME my credit card #"
"You're nearly a good laugh, almost a joker" -Pink Floyd
"You're nearly a laugh, but you're really a cry"
"You're nearly a real treat, all tight lips and cold feet"
"You're needed! You mustn't die!" -- Nyssa
"You're nervous about this mission, aren't you?" Kes
"You're new in town." Wambaugh
"You're next, Mistress Ballantrae," said the cannibal masterfully.
"You're next...puny humans!"
"You're no Art Linkletter." -- Crow T. Robot
"You're no Starfleet Admiral, Q." -Picard
"You're no longer with us, are you?" Leila Kalomi
"You're no match for me!" Khan to Kirk
"You're no mystery to me." - McGivers to Khan
"You're nobody's indentured servant now..." - Duncan MacLeod
"You're not Superman, Richie." - Duncan MacLeod
"You're not a hologram anymore!" * Holly
"You're not a pet...You're a lover." McCoy
"You're not acting, are you?" Gary Seven to Roberta Lincoln
"You're not actually going INTO an asteroid field?" - Leia
"You're not afraid of bats, are you, Worf?" - Beverly
"You're not an Immortal!" "Give that man a cigar!"
"You're not an easy person to argue with, even in my own head!"
"You're not an inbetween kind of guy." O'Brien to Bashir
"You're not catching us at our best." "That much is certain."
"You're not dead till you're Zestfully dead!"
"You're not even afraid of Starfleet Command!" Mareau-2
"You're not exactly a spring Snardlepiffer yourself!!" - Opus
"You're not frightened anymore, are you?" Klingon Torres
"You're not from around here, are you?" -- Tom Servo
"You're not fun to be with..." -- Crow T. Robot
"You're not getting *me* in trouble..."
"You're not goin' ANYWHERE till you tell me exactly what a KWYJIBO is!"
"You're not going to believe this, my foot is stuck." Kira
"You're not going to hurt the funny bunny man!"
"You're not gonna lose him." -- Potter to BJ (in surgery)
"You're not half the boogeyman we thought you must be." - Glen
"You're not in Guatamala anymore, Dr. Ropata."
"You're not like other Vulcans, are you?" - Quark
"You're not my real father!" -- Crow T. Robot
"You're not of the Body!" Sulu
"You're not saying she's cold, are you?...:>"
"You're not seriously hurt." The Doctor
"You're not sqweamish about that kind of thing, are ya? - M to S (Pilot)
"You're not suggesting we should tax..thingy?" "Poo-poo's?"
"You're not supposed to be funny. You're a scientist!" -- Al
"You're not the imbecile you appear." - Lord Camembert
"You're not used to roughing it, are you?" Neelix
"You're not very comfortable, Rick." "No, I'm bloody not!"
"You're not walking away from this" - Mulder with gun on Mr. X (3x23)
"You're not worthy! You're not worthy!"
"You're not yourself today." -- 'Then don't talk to ME about it.'
"You're nothing but slobbering, mangy, stupid poachers!" -- Simba
"You're nothing if not persistant." Banjo Man
"You're nothing special; just another program." - Sark
"You're obsolete! I'm the next step!" -- Crane
"You're off...you're on...no, you're off!"--Robert Picardo
"You're okay, man." "I know. But don't spread it around." Klinger
"You're okay." Bashir "No, I'm not." O'Brien
"You're old enough to fight. You're old enough to dance." -- Trapper
"You're on TV with a guy in a rat suit! You're career is over!"
"You're on a roll, Brain! *ZOINK*" Pinky
"You're on holy ground. He can't hurt you here." -- MacLeod
"You're on the Wheaties box!" -- Wade Welles
"You're on the Wheaties box." Wade Wells to Quinn Mallory
"You're one of us now!"- The Lost Boys
"You're one of us now, Michael!"- The Lost Boys
"You're one of us now." - Duncan McLeod
"You're one to talk about rules, sirYou're naked." - Ro Laren
"You're only as good as your last hair cut." - Don King
"You're only as good as your last hair tint." - Dennis Rodman
"You're only hurting yourselves." Winters
"You're only saying that to make me feel good." -- Frank Burns
"You're out manned, out gunned, and out equipped" - Riker
"You're out of your mind!" "Yeah, ain't it cool?"
"You're out of your tree." "It's not my tree." --Benny & Joon
"You're playing a very dangerous game, Captain." Morden
"You're pretty pissed, aren't you, Dave?" - HAL 9000
"You're pretty quick with the socks, fella." -- Hawkeye to BJ
"You're pretty stupid, Beavis." - Butt-Head
"You're probably the best man I know." Bone to Wambaugh
"You're quick. Just like OUR Sisko." O'Brien-2
"You're really insane!" MacLeod to Kanwulf
"You're really not going to like it." - Deep Thought
"You're rebelling in an unthreatening way!" -- Crow T. Robot
"You're right Mike. Dad's gutter swill." -- Crow T. Robot
"You're right about my brains." - Hwiii
"You're right, Isis; it is primative." Gary Seven
"You're right, Mulder. There is no justice."
"You're right, Pinky, it does make your ears pop." - Brain
"You're right, as usual." Janeway
"You're right. I was wrong. Spank me!"
"You're right. None of this is real." - Amanda Rogers
"You're right. It won't happen again." - Kira
"You're right. Somebody *is* beaming aboard." Kirk
"You're right." - BJ. "I always am." - Hawkeye
"You're ruining it for me!" -- Crow T. Robot
"You're safe now, Father. I've saved you." Lenore Karidian
"You're serious." Janeway "Very." Chakotay
"You're sixteen years too late. I told you you're getting slow."
"You're so odd," he stated evenly
"You're so stolid. You weren't like that before the beard."-Q to Riker
"You're so unhip, I surprised your bum doesn't fall off."-Ford Prefect
"You're so weird." "You have no idea."
"You're sort of everything I've ever wanted..." * - Weird Al Yankovic
"You're spaced out on sensation." "Like you're under sedation!"
"You're staying because I need you." -- Col. Potter to Winchester
"You're still Lt. Dan." Forrest Gump
"You're still disgusting." "Till the day I die." - Odo/Q
"You're still disgusting." - Odo to Quark
"You're still mad at them for cancelling 30MillionSomething." - Fran
"You're still thinking like a human." Q to Amanda Rogers
"You're still thinking like a human." - Q
"You're stinking on purpose, anrn't you?"
"You're stupid if you get hit by a car after the apocalypse."
"You're such a sweet little kitty!" - Barkley to Spot
"You're such a sweet little kitty!" -- Barclay
"You're such an adorable urchin, Max." - Sam
"You're supposed to keep me on the straight and narrow." Paris
"You're supposed to sick at attention." -- Hawkeye
"You're sure there's only one life sign aboard?" Janeway
"You're sure this is the panel?" Sisko "Absolutely." O'Brien
"You're sure this is what you want?" -- Julia
"You're surrounded!" "You've one ship!" "It's a very FAST ship."
"You're taking an awful chance, Jim!" McCoy
"You're taking this kinda personal, aren't you?" - Clarence
"You're tellin' me we're surrounded by devils?" - Guido
"You're telling me that this guy's superhuman..." -- Dick Durkin
"You're the - troll!" - Wakko
"You're the Captain's Woman, until he tells you you're not." Kirk
"You're the Doc, Doc!"
"You're the Shadow!" Margo Lane
"You're the best time I have ever had"
"You're the computer, YOU tell me where the file is!"
"You're the genius you know! Use your head!" -- Al Calavicci
"You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world" - Pink Floyd
"You're the left side, he's the right side..." -Floyd
"You're the longest-winded bastard I've ever listened to."-John Wayne
"You're the most cold-blooded man I've ever seen." -- Dr. Hayward
"You're the one with all the PhDs... You tell me." -- Al
"You're the only Bob Barker look-alike we got." -- Joel Robinson
"You're the only one who can save her." O'Brien-2
"You're the perfect gift for the girl who has everything." - Garak^2
"You're the ranking Bajoran officer on this station." - Ulani
"You're thinking too loud!!" - Mrs. Peanman
"You're threatening to attack someone with an onion." - J.J. Hitt
"You're tired, go to sleep." Gary Seven to redshirt
"You're to drop this matter." Chakotay
"You're too kind." --Janet (No he's not. He's three kind!)
"You're too stupid to be a creationist." - Dave Horn
"You're truly a better Idiot than I, Mutie. :)" - Digital Shakespeare
"You're trying to =distract= Cerebus with =nonsense= again..."
"You're trying to lure him in." Thelev
"You're under arrest for impeding bread delivery!" -- Tom Servo
"You're underestimating my comeback potential!" - Dazzler
"You're upset. I like that." -- Dr. Forrester
"You're upsetting me on a number of different levels."
"You're very sensative, aren't you?" Kes
"You're very...kind." Doctor
"You're wasting your time, Garak." Odo
"You're watching MST3K! Deal with it, Pink Boy!" -- Tom Servo
"You're watching PBS." "He said 'BS'." "But first he said 'P'."
"You're watching the All Car Chase Network!" -- Crow T. Robot
"You're watching the All Chair Channel." -- Crow T. Robot
"You're wearing her purse on your head..." -- Crow T. Robot
"You're wet" "Yes, it's raining" "Yes." -Riff Raff and Janet
"You're wet." - Riff Raff "Yes. It's raining." - Janet
"You're wet." -- Riff Raff
"You're wondering what's in there, your past or your future." Buck
"You're wooden, but you're acting." -- Mike Nelson
"You're working my side of the street!" -- Klinger to Radar
"You're wrong. Soon I'll be dead... and you with me." - Luke
"You're.... Despicable..." -Daffy Duck.
"You've aged 30 years in that past few hours." O'Brien
"You've already got one foot in the grave already." O'Brien
"You've already made the challenge!" - G'Kar
"You've been called the best first officer in the fleet." Kirk to Spock
"You've been eating for over an hour." Ro
"You've been hangin' out with Delenn too much." - Michael Garibaldi
"You've been hanging around Delenn too long..." - Garibaldi
"You've been having a nightmare...And it's not over yet" - Waters
"You've been in the pipeline, filling in time" -Pink Floyd
"You've been most helpful." - Odo
"You've been most helpful." - Odo "Don't let it get arou
"You've been most helpful." -- Odo
"You've been most patient with my kinds of madness." -- Kirk
"You've been out of the game too long." Kalas to Methos
"You've been out of the game too long." Kallos
"You've been pushing your stethoscope too far into your ears."-Henry
"You've been sniffing the `Scope' again sweetie" - Lola Granola
"You've been stupid. God may love stupidity; I do not."
"You've been talking to Garibaldi again!"
"You've been through all 16 years of Reagan/Bush?" - L. King (11-2-93)
"You've been watching me from the beginning, Scully!"--Mulder
"You've been watching my death video, havent you?" * Rimmer
"You've dated women with nose jobs; what's the difference?" (Elaine)
"You've done away with Humanity..." Karidian to Kirk
"You've finished your work, now I have to finish mine." - Kira
"You've flunked the test," Tom's teacher said degradingly.
"You've given me a lot to think about." Doctor
"You've got a closet full of HighTech weapons?" "Doesn't everybody?"
"You've got a cute shape." -- Mike Nelson
"You've got a date." Janeway
"You've got a great face for radio." - Yakko
"You've got a heck of a warside manner." -- Hawkeye to Freedman
"You've got a lifeline the size of the Mississippi." - Greta
"You've got a lot of guts coming here, after what you pulled." - Lando
"You've got a pet halibut?" "Yes, I chose him out of thousands."
"You've got a winner in town." - Buddy Ryan
"You've got all the emotions of a stone" - Quark
"You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance!" - The Princess Bride
"You've got backup systems. Let's see if they work!"
"You've got dandruff and weird smelling breath." -- Mike Nelson
"You've got everything, I assume." Sheridan
"You've got that minute." Kirk to Spock
"You've got the Shinning!" "You mean Shining." "Shh! You wannae get sued?"
"You've got the body, and I've got the brains." -Freddy Krueger
"You've got the brain of a cheese sandwich." -- Rimmer
"You've got the map, why don't you drive?" - Yakko
"You've got their power but I've got their Souls." -Freddy Krueger
"You've got to be egging me on," yolked Tom.
"You've got to fly with your head, Flint. Not your heart." - Blair
"You've got to go into stasis!" * Rimmer
"You've got to put your behind in your past."
"You've got to rescue your underwear!" - G. Carlin
"You've got to trust me." - Dana Scully
"You've got two 'alves of coconuts and you're bangin' 'em together!"
"You've got two bodies to start with." Bender
"You've gotta have the right tool for the job, Beavis." - Butt-Head
"You've had a considerable spectrum of occupations." -- Data
"You've had more RAM than a field of sheep!
"You've heard of party animals? I'm a party vegetable."
"You've learned a real Bene Gesserit lesson."
"You've lost five percent of your brain!" "Me lose brain? Uh oh!"
"You've made us wait." - Well Dressed Man to Cancer Man (Apocrypha)
"You've made your decision. Let's see you enforce it." - The Crow
"You've met our Commander Data?" Riker to Hutchinson
"You've never been closer." - Deep Throat
"You've never coupled?!"--Quark
"You've never even *met* Mamie Eisenhower!" -- Tom Servo
"You've never heard of the (name of your ship here)?!" - Smuggler
"You've never peed in the woods, have you?" -- Tom Servo
"You've never seen Voyager." - Janeway
"You've never seen the hand of God before?!"
"You've not seen the last of us..weirdo.."
"You've put your foot in the right hands." -- Hawkeye to Lt. Chivers
"You've seen it all before, you say?"
"You've seen things that weren't meant to be seen." Deep Throat
"You've stowed his ashes commendably," was Tom's well-earned compliment.
"You've taken a vow of silence, how fascinating. Tell me about it."
"You've taken your first step into a larger world."
"You've turned this into on lousy day, Torres." Chakotay
"You've turned us into sitting ducks for the Jem'Hadar!" O'Brien
"You've turned us into sitting ducks for the bloody Jem'Hadar!" - MO
"You, Klingon, tell him." - Troi
"You, Klingon...attack me" -- Data
"You, Mr. Garak, are no simple tailor." - Sisko
"You, as per usual, are the test case." -- Dr. Forrester
"You, gunslinger, are the Hanged Man..." - Walter
"You, in the red shirt. See what that noise is."
"You, in the red uniform, see what that noise is." - J. Kirk
"You, in the red! Investigate that noise!" --Kirk
"You, my friend, are loosing your hair," he stated baldly.
"You, sir, are an ambisexual walnut." - Opus
"You, sir, are an ambisexual walnut." -TV from `Bloom County'
"You, sir, are an ambisexual walnut." - Opus
"You, sir, are an ambisexual walnut." -Bloom County
"You, sirrah, are a blot on the common weal!" Super Pilgrim (Tick)
"You, the white male, are my personal oppressor!" -- Gypsy
"You, too, can play Stump the Moderator..."
"You, um, lost me...not hard I know. But bear with me. :)"
"You, walking and breathing. And last night all but a corpse."
"You-in the red shirt...Go see what that noise is!" <Kirk>
"You. Bother. Me." growled Pooh, pulling out the Uzi
"You... bastards! You dirty bastards!" - Ash
"You... do *have* some cheese, don't you?"
"You... fed on me? ... I was your victim!" Claudia to Louis.
"You... you uploaded OS/2 to the Borg?". Jean-Luc Picard
"You...called me...Picard!" -- Picard
"You...do *have* some cheese, don't you?"
"You...you uploaded Windows to the Borg?" - Jean-Luc Picard
"You..got me...partner!" - The Mask
"You? An expert in humanity?" - Riker to Q
"You? You're an old man!" Finnigan to Kirk
"Youbastards! You dirty bastards!" - Ash
"Youdo *have* some cheese, don't you?"
"Youfed on me? I was your victim!" Claudia to Louis.
"Yougot mepartner!" The Mask
"Young blood run free, you can be anything you wanna be!"
"Young enough not to care too much" RUSH -Cut to the Chase
"Young fool... only now, at the end, do you understand." - Emperor
"Young lady, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamnics" -Homer
"Young man - GIVE me that knife!" <Fddddddddd> "Thank you." - SME
"Young men... they think they'll live forever." -- Maurice
"Your 'home' was built by Cardassians, don't ever forget that."
"Your *CHILD* is throwing a tantrum, Mr. Spock!!" - McCoy ST I
"Your 15 minutes are up!" -- A. Warhol
"Your Captain has nice legs." -- Lwaxanna
"Your GOD, your DEVIL, owns the keys to the lighthouse." - H.E.L.
"Your Kryten android is nearing the end of it's life." * Jim Reaper
"Your Majesty...I gravel at your feet." - Pumbaa
"Your NOT taking my baby!" -Alice
"Your Time Lord philosophy is egalitarian twaddle!" -Linx
"Your `Louis Armstrong'. Your `The Beatles'..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Your `Massachussetts'. Your `Illinois'..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Your `Zylock Blues Band from Omicron Ceti 3'..." - Dr. Forrester
"Your a pacifist", "Shoot, so what?
"Your actions could change our lives forever." -- Mike Nelson
"Your agonizer, please." -- Evil Captain Mike
"Your agonizer." Spock-2 "No, no, Mr. Spock!" Kyle
"Your air should be getting quite thin by now." Khan
"Your almost smarter than the average bear." Yogi Bear
"Your ambushes would be more successful if you bathed more often!"
"Your announcer feels vindicated. This is horrible."
"Your artificial heart." - Q
"Your asparagus is leaking." - Nate <WDSNNE>
"Your asparagus is leaking." - Nathan Bredfeldt
"Your asparagus is leaking..."
"Your attitude is beginning to get to me." -- Harley Stone
"Your bait of falsehood takes this carp of truth." - Shakespeare
"Your bedside manner is admirable, Doctor." - Q
"Your bedside manner needs work." -- Pulaski
"Your biological units are inefficient." Nomad
"Your birth was a curse on the whole of humanity." -Amanda Krueger
"Your birthday's next week. D'you want a surprise party?"
"Your blood will paint the way to the future." Gowron
"Your body is like a temple." "Sorry, there are no services today."
"Your book ate your homework, hmm? That's a new one." -Mrs. Wormwood
"Your bowling ball's not in the lane," said Tom gutturally.
"Your boys should stay in THEIR neighborhood!" (Jerry)
"Your brain is not on file..." - Holo-Doc
"Your brainpan's dripping." -- Hawkeye to Col. Flagg
"Your bucket's being kicked, baby!" -- Rimmer
"Your buckets being kicked, baby!"
"Your bulb's been out since I met you." -- Col. Potter to Maj. Burns
"Your captain will die." Khan
"Your car has a noisy rear end," said Tom deferentially.
"Your case is closed, Tiffany. I'm afraid it's terminal."
"Your ceiling is HIDEOUS."--Neelix
"Your ceiling is absolutely hideous!" - Neelix
"Your clipboard's under 'C', of course." - Frank. "No, 'K'." - Radar
"Your clothes say money." Max
"Your cooperation is essential if we're going to take back our govt."
"Your dead Krueger." -Alice
"Your deception OFFENDS me brother!" - Worf
"Your dentist inspects your nads?" - Butt-Head
"Your destiny is to rule the world with me." Ares to Xena
"Your doctor wants to marry me if you don't make it."
"Your dream is over...or has it just begun?" <Queensryche>
"Your drip-dries are crumpled", said the laundress ironically.
"Your embroidery is sloppy," Tom needled cruelly. -Rambo & Youngquist
"Your energy surplus must have been as abundant as I've heard" - Riker
"Your entrance was good - HIS was better!" - E. Nygma, BATMAN FOREVER
"Your entrance was good. His was better." E. Nygma/Riddler
"Your escape pod is functioning normally..."
"Your execution is so ordered, signed, Kodos..."
"Your eyes are sparkling like club soda." -- Frank to Margaret
"Your eyes can decieve you, don't trust them" - Obe Wan
"Your eyes! They shine like the pants of a blue serge suit."
"Your face gets very pink when it gets aggravated." Quark to O'Brien
"Your face is wet." Spock to Chapel
"Your face isn't so scary, once you get used to it."
"Your faces tell me you are not Danes." Freya
"Your fathers knew me, and your father's fathers." Apollo
"Your figures, are, of course, accurate?" Kirk
"Your fly is down," I called, knowing that Cthulhu would not be tricked.
"Your fly is undone", was Tom's zippy rejoinder.
"Your followers are blind! Too much heaven on their minds!"
"Your foot's encased in some kind of crystal." Odo
"Your freedom is the cruelty of your Oracle." Kirk
"Your friend died on his knees, begging for his life." - Crowley
"Your friend is your needs answered." -- Gibran
"Your friend's got pits!"
"Your friends out there are good." Kirk
"Your from the 60's","well Yea", "Out, Out Out!!!"
"Your gun is sticking into my hip." -Ace Ventura
"Your hair is a mess," Tom snarled.
"Your hair is looking particularly silky tonight." - Data
"Your hair's thinning" "Who wants fat hair?"
"Your hair's thinning." "So, who wants fat hair?"
"Your hands, perhaps, but let's see those talons, Gryphie dearest.. ;)"
"Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know"
"Your head is not an artifact!" Riker
"Your head keeps getting in the way!" * Cat
"Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk!"
"Your hollandaise is way to lemony." -- Mike Nelson
"Your honor, I move for a bad court thingy."
"Your husband is so articulate!" (The wretched man talks too much.)
"Your ineptitude gives hope to us further down on the food chain."
"Your jelly doughnuts will be assimilated." -- Elvis of Borg.
"Your job is safe."--Sisko "Hmmmph. I've heard that one before."--Odo
"Your joy is your sorrow unmasked." -Gibran
"Your just a little pregnant." -Yvonne
"Your just an empty cage, girl, if you kill the bird." -- Tori Amos
"Your just no fun anymore."
"Your kid is spoiled!" "Naaa, they ALL smell that way."
"Your late Great Grandmother and I are just fine." -Zaphod Beeblebrox IV
"Your leeway has run out, Captain." Data
"Your lenience is a sign of weakness." -- Corg
"Your lies are becoming more transparent." Odo to Garak
"Your life as it has been .. is over - Locutus of Borg
"Your life is still mine." Paris to Chakotay
"Your life or your lupines!" - Dennis Moore
"Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying" -Floyd
"Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying" -Floyd
"Your little toy worked." -- Riker
"Your logic was impecable, Captain." Spock
"Your love's better than money in the bank." NOT!!!
"Your lupins please!"
"Your mamma was a snow blower!"
"Your meat, madam!" announced the two butcher boys jointly.
"Your mind must have created a defense mechanism" - Troi
"Your mind powers will not work on me, boy." -- Jabba the Hutt
"Your mind's in disarray..."
"Your mission is a failure! Your lifestyle's too extreme!" - Riff
"Your modem or your wife," said the divorce attorney.
"Your money or your life!" "I'm thinking it over."
"Your money or your life!" "I'm thinking it over."
"Your mother ate my dog!" "Not all of it."
"Your mother handled dead animal flesh?!?!?" -- Keiko to O'Brien
"Your mother is going to adore me." Sisko to Jennifer
"Your mother is quite an expert" - Data
"Your mother mates out of season."
"Your mother rides a dustbuster!" -- Buster Bunny
"Your mother sent me up here to kill you." -- B. Cosby
"Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries!"
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of ELDERBERRIES!"
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"Your mother was afraid of cats!" - Al, Quantum Leap
"Your mother worries if I eat a hamburger." - General Franklin
"Your motherboard wears combat reboots."
"Your move" - Colossus
"Your move, creep" - Robocop
"Your name is Brainiac 5? What, was Darkseid 2 taken?"
"Your name is Jame Bond, and you've been admiring my form?" - Domino
"Your name was never Ace. Maybe Ace-Hole." * Lister
"Your name was number FOUR on that list." - Kira
"Your need is not a claim upon my virtue."
"Your nose is broken in three places." The Doctor
"Your nose is the mirror of your soul." -- Hawkeye to Klinger
"Your nose isn't too big. Your face is too small." -- Hawk to Klinger
"Your not crazy!" -Yvonne
"Your number still 911?" -- Ace Ventura
"Your obliteration is necessary." Landru
"Your on board because of *him*" Lt. Riker
"Your opinion is irrelevant." - Rush Limbaugh
"Your overconfidence is your weakness." -- Luke Skywalker
"Your parents must be very proud, my boy." -- Quark
"Your paycheck will be assimilated!" -- Clinton of Borg
"Your people do not walk in the sands of blood." - The Muta-Do (B5)
"Your people killed my people on The Line." - Kliest
"Your people must value you."--Freya "You would think so."--HoloDoc
"Your personal life is a little murky..." -- Mike Nelson
"Your phone number is NINE?!"
"Your place or mine?" "Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine."
"Your point, or are we just strolling down memory lane?" - MacLeod
"Your powers of observation do you credit, Mr. Bond." - Holly Goodhead
"Your probes have touched me, Mr. Spock." - Sargon
"Your quarters, Wesley." "But it's an airlock." "Get in there!"<push>
"Your ratings couldn't jump start a Yugo!" -- Dr. Erhardt
"Your ratings couldn't jumpstart a Yugo!"
"Your report is concise, informative, and makes no sense." -- Hawkeye
"Your resistance is useless, Number One." - Locutus of Borg
"Your resources never ceases to amaze me." -- Picard
"Your restraint was most remarkable." "You have no idea."
"Your right to punch me ends just short of my nose!" - Heinlein
"Your science knowledge is obviously primative." Guardian
"Your security forces are very efficient." Cranston
"Your sense of smell tells you when you need to change your socks" Wakko
"Your service honors us, Captain." Sarek
"Your shift is OVER!!" -Freddy Krueger
"Your ship. Release me. Or will destroy it." The Keeper
"Your shot, Harry." Paris
"Your skin is purple, man - I don't dig you!" - VanDriesen <sp?>
"Your skin is purple, man - I don't dig you!" - van Driessen
"Your smile, like a summer sun, can brighten my day" -Coverdale/Page
"Your son is to stand trial for murder." - Worf
"Your soul rots... it festers..." - The Crow
"Your speaking has caused a need for me to end you." -- Chiun
"Your species is always suffering and dying..." - Q
"Your species is self-destructive." -- Q
"Your spirit and my voice in one combined!" - Christine to Phantom
"Your stairway lies on the whispering wind" -Zep
"Your star is once again in ascendence." Urza to Londo
"Your stomach's growling." "My stomach's rotting."
"Your suffering will be ledgendary... even in Hell!"- Hellraiser
"Your suffering will be legendary... even in Hell!" -- Pinhead
"Your suffering will be legendary... even in Hell!"- Hellraiser
"Your suffering will be legendary...even in Hell!"
"Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons."
"Your tagline will be assimilated."
"Your talk of hemlines kept me riveted." -- Crow T. Robot
"Your tangled web of sin put you in the state you're in..."
"Your tears are overwelming." - Q
"Your thoughts became a song." - Ambassador Kosh
"Your thoughts became a song." -Kosh
"Your turn to stop it? YAY!" - Yakko
"Your turn." O'Brien
"Your unique contribution will not go unnoticed, Mr. MacLeod
"Your vampirism is a test unto you." -- Juliedi, Assamite
"Your very presence makes the Dire Doggie Wimper too? Cool!" - Quickling
"Your vessel, your beginning, all that you knew...is gone." Guardian
"Your wife interested in er ... photographs, eh?"
"Your wife is she, eh..is she a sport? Eh?"
"Your windpipe SWELLS!" Neelix
"Yours Forever" - By Tillie N. Deteim
"Youse budget busting bunnies are getting real predictable." - Greasepit
"Youse figure it out, musk rat!" - Greasepit
"Youth is about sex, drugs, pizza, and more sex." -- Nikki Sixx
"Youth is both foolish and vunerable." - Delenn
"Yowza!" panted Pooh, seeing @FN@ naked for the first time
"Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems: The Future Begins Tommorrow"
"Yub yub!" - Wicket
"Yuck!" "No, I don't have any chocolate, K'vin." --Tori, SN
"Yum" said Pooh, as he licked the hunny off of Bo Derek.
"Yum, cheesepuffs." -- Wakko
"Yum," said Pooh, as he licked Hunny off of Brittney Spears' boobs
"Yum," said Pooh, as he licked the hunny off @FN@'s tummy
"Yum," said Pooh, as he licked the hunny off of Bo Derek.
"Yum-yum-doodle-dum, coo-coo!" -- Baloney's clock
"Yum." Troi
"Yumm! Can I lick the bowl?" "No, flush like everyone else..."
"Yummy," said Pooh, as he basted Owl.
"Yuppies really bite me right where I'm tender. You know?" -- Carlin
"Z'Ha'Dum!"-Kosh/In the Shadow of Z'Ha'Dum:Babylon 5
"Zamfir plays Metallica" - Order your copy today!
"Zaphod Beeblebrox this is a very large drink. Hi" Zaphod Beeblebrox
"Zaphod's just this guy, you know?"- Gag Halfront
"Zaphod, I trust you as far as I could spit out a rat" - Ford Prefect
"Zaphod, you look good. The extra head suits you."
"Zaphod, you look good. The extra head suits you." -- Ford Prefect
"Zathras have very sad life. Probably also have sad death. But at least there is symmetry." -- Zathras, Babylon 5, "War Without End"
"Zathras is finite. YOU are finite. "N" is wrong letter..." -- Zathras
"Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead." -Butch
"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
"Zed, it's Maynard. The spider just caught a coupla flies."
"Zephram Cochrane died 150 years ago!" McCoy
"Zephram. We frighten you. We never frightened you before."
"Zero!" said Tom naughtily.
"Zero, my hero... How wonderful you are!"
"Zero," said Tom naughtily.
"Zeroes and ones will take us there." -- Jesus Jones
"Zeta Leader can you identify the object?" "Not on a bet."
"Ziggy had Garfield neutered?! Now THAT'S funny!"
"Ziggy says this one may be a little tricky." -- Al Calavicci
"Ziggy says you're here to play with matches. HUH!?!?!?!"
"Ziggy should have a little more faith in human nature." -- Sam
"Zip up, Dick." -- Harley Stone
"Zip, then fasten, or fasten, then zip?" - GARIBALDI
"Zipidee doo da." - What you do when your dooda is undone
"Zippy the Pinhead for President!" "That's who we got!"
"Zo please tell us what you have for zale", said Tom zealously.
"Zoe" - Mother of All Living.
"Zog? Zog what? Zog yes, zog no?" - Ivanova
"Zombie interns." -- Crow T. Robot
"Zoom Mode" - Kryten - D.N.A., Series IV
"Zorch! Zorch! Zorch! Zorch! Zorch! Zorch! Zorch! Zorch! FREZBERG!!!"
"Zorch, no sleeping on the Promenade. Go home." - Odo
"Zort!" - Pinky
"Zwip, I tell you! Zwip! Zwip! ZWIIIIIIP!"--Erin Anderson
"Zzz <Yawn> <Blink> The World? Huh? I didn't hear the question..."
"[C:\OS2]"? Toto, I don't think we're in Windows anymore!
"[Darnit] Beavis! Pull your pants up!" -Butt-Head
"[Darnit] Beavis, don't you care about anyone but yourself?"
"[Derek] You are undoubtedly the most evil man on this echo!" -B.D.
"[Hoolihan] kicked me, messed up my files-and then she got mad."-Radar
"[NR]"? Shame on you!
"[P]erhaps we can get one of our Klingon females to breast feed you."
"[P]olitical power grows out of the barrel of a gun." - Mao Tse Tung
"[Rush's] elevator misses several floors..." - Larry King 10-12-93
"[They] fine-tune it to a sort of total grossness." - Fran on males
"[When] I fly I live in a world of fog and air pockets." - Dangerfield
"[darn] it!! I always do that!" - Beavis
"[darn], we're smooth!" -Beavis
"_ _ _ " Tribbles who spent a weekend at Jurassic Park
"_'M ST_P_D" I'd like to buy a vowel. Could I have an "O" please
"_'M ST_P_D" "I'd like to buy a vowel; an 'O', please."
"_'M ST_P_D" "I'd like to buy an O, Pat."
"_'M ST_P_D" Pat, I'd like to buy an 'O', please.
"_Four_hours_ to bury a cat?" "Yes, it wouldn't keep still."
"_My_ friends in _my_ Warrior Caste have this NetMail Address."
"_NOBODY+ expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
"_THAT_ could've gone better!" - Yuri
"_That_ was pointless..." Slappy Squirrel, Animaniacs
"_They_?" - Mulder
"_You_ are the keepers of the Holy Grail?"
"__" Bambi Meets Godzilla! "__" "__" In Stereo!
"__" <-- Worf tribble after not using the litter box
"_______+++_o.o_+++________" I see you.....
"_______+++_o.o_+++________" Is she gone yet???????
"____________________" , said Tom blankly.
"`96" to "2000!" - <*aarrgghh*> <*GRIN*>
"`Ah, to be old again', said the young corpse." -- Stanislaus Lec
"`All Things Considered' is on right now." -- Tom Servo
"`Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice." - Bart's Board
"`Bart Bucks' are not legal tender." - Bart's Board
"`Batboy', `Nightwing'What's a good sidekick name?" -- Grayson
"`Better' is a highly subjective term." - Data
"`Bewitched' does not promote satanism" - Bart Simpson's lines
"`Cannibal Stewardess Vixens Unchained'."
"`Charles Moffitfeared not!' Hahahaha! Puma?" -- Forrester
"`Civil servant' is semantically equal to "civil master." - Heinlein
"`Civil servant' is semantically equal to "civil master." - Lazarus Long
"`Dragon trainer'? They're kidding us, right?" -- Tom Servo
"`Ere, is that rat tart?" "Yes." "Disgusting!"
"`Evidence' is a dirty word if you don't have any." - Hector Plasmic
"`False Christian Scum'? Bring on the `True Christian Scum'!"
"`God told me' is no excuse for stupidity." - Steve Quarrella
"`Goody Two Shoes' is a great song," Tom said adamantly.
"`He's dead, Jim.' That's probably gonna be on my tombstone."-D.Kelley
"`Hell.' What a fortunate word to choose." -- LaCroix
"`Horny' isn't romantic!" -- Sam Beckett
"`I don't want to die'... Look, I got problems too!" -- Crow
"`I the Jury' by Mickey Spillane?" -- Quark
"`I want to be mortal'. What was I thinking?" -- Crow T. Robot
"`In The Line Of Fire', `Speed', `Blown Away'?" -- Dr. Forrester
"`Julian Bashir? Who the hell is he?'" -- O'Brien
"`Little Jaguar.' Condescending, maybe. But I like it." - Catwoman
"`MANOS: The Hands of Fate' was shot on location in an empty lot."
"`Maytag' is my middle name. I am an agitator." -- Sheila Bungee
"`Mother' is God on the lips and hearts of children." - The Crow
"`My Dinner With Andre' had more locations!" -- Crow T. Robot
"`My Father the Tuna' will not be seen today" - Animaniacs
"`My Father the Tuna' will not be seen today..."
"`My favorite guy is Crow'. *That's* misspelled." -- Mike Nelson
"`Not good' is a galactic understatement." - Picard
"`Oh' is right!" -- Joel Robinson
"`Ow are you, Bruce?" "Goodnight Bruce!" "Bruce."
"`Pederasto', the game for all the family."
"`Posture Pals' was the definitive last word on posture." -- Crow
"`Ranma', hm? You wouldn't happen to be a noodle, would you?" -Akane
"`Rope' had more Hawaiin locations..." -- Crow T. Robot
"`Save The Planet' should actually read `Save The Humans'." -- Carlin
"`Say, pardon me' *BLAM*" -- Carlin
"`Sword of stars?'" -- Sisko
"`Television' was the colloquial term." -- Spock
"`The Big Casualness'... Fear it!!" - Opus
"`The Eiger Sanction' had more Hawaiin locations!" -- Tom Servo
"`The Honest Opinion'... It has destroyed better men than I." - Opus
"`The Kentucky Cycle' has more Hawaiin locations!" -- Crow T. Robot
"`The Prince of Darkness is a gentleman'. William Shakespeare."
"`The Unearthly'? They should've called it `The Unacting'!"
"`They work so well together.' Too bad they must die." -- Crow
"`Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." - William Shakespeare - "Romeo and Juliet"
"`Tormented'. I get the feeling it's aptly named." -- Tom Servo
"`Wacko.' That a technical term?" - B. Wayne, to Chase Meridian
"`Watch' is misspelled..." -- Mike Nelson
"`Y' is for the heavy metals that the fish are full of."
"`Years' is misspelled." -- Mike Nelson
"`You're welcome,'" I believe, is the correct response." - Spock
"`Your Lisa' is dating Ethan Hawke." -- Dr. Forrester
"a tub thumping right-wing former bowler..." : TIME on Limbaugh
"a wound gets deeper when it's treated with neglect...."
"aaahh,...AAAHH,...AAAHH CHOOOOO!" - Data
"alk about cooped up!
"all dressed in white" "Get that kid with the mustard bottle!!"
"an animal loses not only its life but also its third dimension."
"and I can't get up!" Tom wept impotently.
"and I realized, we did not live in a scientific society." -Feynman
"and I'll STILL kiss you butt and call it ice cream!" - Homer
"and Our product is SQL 'ready'", Borland International.
"and believe me, she's got a mighty big thirst."- Eisen about Behemoth
"and he that has no sword, let him sell his cloak & buy one" Lu22:36
"and if I so much as wink, he'll rip your lungs out." -Calvin
"and if it's convient, I'll have your body the last 2 weeks of July."
"and put those pine trees back where you found them!" - Fran
"and so, we are all connected in the great Circle of Life." - Mufasa
"and the continuing saga of the sticky heads"
"and the suspect sped by me at a high rate of speed in a Yugo"
"and we spend eternity together." Q "Oh, no." Picard
"and ye shall lie to thy voting populace" - Liberal Bible
"and ye shall tax thy populace as oft as ye want..." -- Liberal Bible
"and ye shall throw money at the problem" - Liberal Bible
"and ye shall throw money at the problem"-Government 19:3
"and ye shall throw money at the problem..." - Liberal Bible
"and you can be the loathsome godless Communist oppressor." -C&H
"and you may find yourself, living in a shogun shack..."
"andwy tounge unarveled to my knees." "Flippity-Flippity-Flop."
"angels bleed from the tainted touch of my caress"
"aren't those the guys that come with a gun and shoot everybody?" "sometimes"
"assault pistol", whatever that might be! - Jeff Cooper
"atchoo!" "May the Prophets bless you." "atchoooo!" "May the
"aw Belgium, man!, Belgium!"-Zaphod (censored everywhere except Earth)
"because in Koo-Koosville there is no hit parade."
"beneath the stain of time the feeling disappears"
"black and blue and broken bones you left me here i'm all alone"
"boch GHICH-raj!"
"boom, turned him into kitty litter" - Maniac
"bother" said Pooh as he fell through the event horizon
"bother" said Pooh, as he floored it, and outran the state trooper!
"bther," wrote Pooh, testing his new spell-checker
"bum"...where is my money?
"but I came from the sky, too" Kirk
"but THAT'S a whole different Echo."--Marc
"but that doesn't qualify me to to help you run station operations."
"but the Prince is young and foolish and has a peanut for a brain"
"capture them!! kill them!! WASH THIS!"
"choQaH 'e' vIqoy'. Qujvam vItaHlaHbe'," said Pooh as Sonic died again
"cognito ergo windows" - I think therefore icon
"confusion- n. Donald Duck speaking Klingonese."
"could be sun spots!" "could be your dishwashing liquid!"
"count da money! DE MONET!!!"
"counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor..."
"crouching like wrestlers... it seems an athletic kind of malady."
"crow@biteme.com" -- Crow T. Robot's Internet Address
"dO yOu hAvE mIkE oViTz'S nUmBeR?" -- Torgo
"da..da..dadada...the chores! da..da...dadada...THE HELL?!"
"dad, you killed the zombie flenderz" "he was a zombie?!"
"descended from Old Virginia families with true patrician blood."
"devils speak of the ways in which she'll manifest"
"dogs and cats living together, real wrath of God type stuff."
"don't tell me that you care"
"dorothy, you're on your own!"...love...toto
"dry runs"...how can anyone have the "dry runs"?
"eh eh ehh eheh eh eh, 2400 baud sucks!" VBIS and BUAD-HEAD
"ereH er`ouY sA gnoL aA" -- YKSVONAY NAMLAZ (YLLAZ)
"everything politicians touch, turns to crap" - Ringo Starr's first and only law of politics
"everything's blue in this world/the deepest shade of mushroom blue"
"exposing every weakness, however carefully hidden by the kids"
"f=ma" and "you can't push on a rope."
"first you push this button, then you.....) :)
"foiling felons and thwarting thieves..." - DarkWing Duck
"for starters, lets screw. You know, screw. tee-hee" Ai-chan
"freedomis a worship word!" - Cloud William
"government waste" is anything the other citizen gets
"grab it, store it, shove it" - Commander Ivanova
"have you ever wondered why dogs smell each other in the
"he dreamed a god up and called it christianity"
"he flexed his muscles to keep his flock of sheep in line"
"he made a virus that would kill off all the swine"
"he sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see"
"he tries to tell me what i put inside of me"
"he's got a brain the size of a weasel's wedding tackle'." -BA
"he's just a girly-man programmer"....
"help me i broke apart my insides, help me i've got no soul to sell."
"help me tear down my reason, help me it's your sex i can smell"
"help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else"
"help me." -- Dave Marshall
"here's some information on the sun...IT'S HOT!"
"hiding backwards inside of me if feel so unafraid"
"his logic can be unforgivable specious" -TIME on Limbaugh
"his perfect kingdom of killing, suffering and pain"
"hit" and "scrotum" are two words that don't go well together
"how do you spell......" "Wrong."
"i drink the honey inside your hive, you are the reason i stay alive"
"i hope life isnt a big joke, cause i dont get it"
"i just don't care"
"i just don't care"
"i want to watch it come down"
"i" before "e" except after "c" - isn't SCIENCE weird ?
"i" before "e" except after "c", or as used in Budweiser
"i" before "e" except after "c." What a weird society
"i" before "e" except as in Budweiser.
"i" before "e" except in Budweiser and Heineken
"i" before "e" except in Budweiser!
"i" before "e"!? Even Einstein screwed that up twice!
"i'Ve NeVeR bEeN a BiG uRkEl fAn." -- Torgo
"i'm always falling down the same hill"
"i'm losing ground/you know how this world can beat you down"
"i'm made of clay/i fear i'm the only one who thinks this way"
"iNMOP 3PISdn 6NIhlJ SI 3SIJdJ3LN3 dIHSJVLS 3HL"
"iPod, Therefore iAm"
"if my Grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon..." (a loose quote)
"if my Grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon..." (a loose quote)
"if there is a hell i will see you there"
"ilam?" "this is my name, ask me again and I'll tell you the same"
"imagine there's no moderators..." --john lennon
"in a last-ditch attempt to infuse some iota of story line" -David Moser
"intelligent?" I want INTELLIGENT conversations! You better shut up
"it hits...um I'm going to need some more dice..." DM
"it's either hump or die!"
"it's good to be the king!"
"jIyajbe', Owl. For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain," said Pooh.
"l8er" Say it out loud and you get "later"
"like torment Cardassians?" O'Brien to Q
"listen MOM!!" - Ryoko "What's the problem?" - Washuu
"ll rght! Wh stl my vwls? rlly nd thm!"
"loaned" me several of the following
"long-haired, maggot-infested, dope-smoking peace pansies" - Limbaugh
"magic, n. an art of converting superstition into coin."
"maj, Pooh," said Rabbit as Pooh practiced the language of warriors.
"mature readers" book, so don't let the title fool you.
"maybe I'll try pacing...fro and to."
"maybe afraid of it let's discredit it let's pick away at it"
"maybe you need to go break a few noses...or at least, bend a few"
"meooOOW!" SPLAT! "wooOOF!" SPLAT! (Raining Cats & Dogs)
"mumble, mumble, Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep"
"need to contaminate to alleviate this loneliness"
"nlike some other Robin Hoods, I speak with an English accent."
"non-ideological violence" <--> "Right-wing violence. -John Nutter
"nonworking mom" is an oxymoron
"officer Butt-Babe, about that power simillililillum-inuminim drive?
"oh my beautiful liar/oh my precious whore"
"oh, Gypsy, we don't have room on the ship for a pony."--Joel, MST3K
"oh, no... you're crap!' - Dawn French to Penn and Teller
"only character endures" - OJ Simpson.
"oodoo acupuncture: You don't have to go. Steven Wright
"oooo! My ovaries!" - Bart Simpson
"open the pod bay doors HAL" ... "No, Dave, you hurt my feelings"
"or I may have to eat you." * Cat
"or I'll toss you out the nearest airlock." Kolos
"or That's the worst case of Hemmorids I have ever seen!" Ace Vent..
"or Uncle Ted will drive you home." W. Smith
"or worse, not to have a mind" -Dan Quayle
"over macho-grande?" "no..i don't think I'll ever be over macho-grande"
"pawn jump queen! knight jump queen! GANG BANG!!!!"
"ping.....ping.....ping.....BURP! Six pack detected - and terminated!"
"piss boy piss boy! OUI OUI MONSIEUR!"
"post hoc, ergo propter hoc": After this, therefore because of this."
"press any key to continue. release to detonate."
"pro" is opp of "con"; What's the opposite of "Progress"?
"qatlho', Piglet," said Pooh as Piglet gave him TKD for Christmas.
"qwitchyabellyachin" --old radio slogan
"rehtoB," said Pooh, "sdrawkcab gnikaeps I ma yhW?"
"remembered a piece of evidence....I "forgot" to turn in." - Mulder
"sUBLIMINaL MESSAGES At MEDUSa'S PARLOR? nOT!"
"say hello to my little friends"
"seeds from a thousand others drip down from within"
"she has the blood of reptile just underneath her skin"
"she leaves a trail of honey to show me where she's been"
"she was gonna' be an actress....i was gonna' learn to fly"
"shove it up inside surprise! LIES! stains like blood on your teeth"
"sing the blues?"..."hell,boy i am the blues!"
"so these are the mission objectives. Oh, and one last thing" - Blair
"spit" - Danny Davids, our most Modly of "Co's"
"step right up ....march ....push, crawl right up on your knees"
"str8" Say it out loud and you get "straight".
"sttoopp ssccreewwiinngg wwwiitthhh thhee reemmoottee controlllll"
"sweets so good, you'll want to confess"
"t", went Dylan Sides, as the evil grey alien
"t", went Dylan Sides, as the evil grey alien
"tHe mAsTeR wIlL bE pLeAsEd..." -- Torgo
"take out 5 people who caused you harm" - FM "I only get 5?" - DS
"take the skin and peel it back now doesn't that make you feel better?
"teats...teats...teats...teats...teats...teats...teats...teats..."
"tell THAT to Jadzia" - Kira
"terrible pain in all the diodes down my left hand side..."
"that large bound volume we sent you, labeled Exclusions." -Insurance
"the song was wordless; the singing will never be done." Sassoon
"the" is a registered trademark of Microsoft Corporation
"themselves" NO ONE is exempt from the Spelling Kop!
"then again, all good things must come to an end." - Q
"then it would RULE!" -- Butthead
"there may be a tagline in that somewhere." - Russell Harland..
"there's a little Buddha in all of us." His Holiness - the Dalai Lama
"there's no `Why' in this." - jabberwok examines the bottle cap
"they'll be no 'tribble' at all." Scott
"this is the Swamp Thing vs. the Sweet Thang.."
"this isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery!" - Monty Burns
"tlhIngan jiH" - "I am Klingon"
"to sleep perchance to dream..."
"toast of the town" is the guy with the most bread?
"tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I!" P.F.
"trust no one, especially the one you see in the mirror".
"two blondes in a Volkswagon: Fahrfromthinken"
"u" ...are an important part of ... "us"!
"uh, the moderator says I'm s'pose to bonk you with this
"uh-huh" + "oh wow" + "uh-oh" + "oh, God" = "ah-hah!"
"umaqS Dun nob SoSlI'" -Quark to Lt. Worf
"va" jatlh pu ghorDI' batlh'etlh'Daj
"we must be mad." "Nice day for it."
"what am i supposed to do i lost my sht because of you"
"what squirrellooohhh, that squirrel."
"what's eatin' you?" "Nothin'. He's at the top of the food chain!"
"when worlds collide" <BAM!>"I'm going to give you a terr
"who ye be?" - Pirate "Ye be me!" - Yakko
"will you die for this?"
"witch me on, switch me off. Like I'm some battery powered sex aid."
"with supendous speed, STUPENDOUS MAN is out the door!" - Calvin
"you Mr. Garek are no simple tailor." - Sisko
"you believed in all your lies, didn't you?"
"you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything"
"you can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings"
"you didn't hurt me nothing can stop me now"
"you didn't like school, and you know you're nobody's fool" -Floyd
"you don't need me anymore"
"you got a million of 'em...too bad that wasn't one of 'em"
"you had all of them on your side, didn't you?"
"you had all of them on your side, didn't you?"
"you had to covet what was mine, didn't you?"
"you had to give them all a sign, didn't you?"
"you have to move to limit freedom."-B. Clinton, 1994
"you just don't put the effort into your schemes that you used to."
"you know i can see what you really are"
"you would know, wouldn't you?"
"you'll always find the bull in my messages!"- J. H..
"your god is dead and no one cares"
"|\/|," said Tom emphatically.
"," said Pooh, as he saw another message in Cyrillic
"" is the symbol for "Close but No Cigar"
" m s h!" - Danny Della Paolera
'[0;5;30;41m#'[31:40mGetting a little ANSI, aren't you?
' ' -- Charlie Chaplin
' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '...The Twelve Apostrophes
' 'ike 'sing 'postrophes 's 'pposed 'o 'he 'irst 'etter!
' Why's the moderator always pickin' on me... '
' m s t _ p _ d Hmmm... Can I buy an O, Pat?
'<=3D=3DGet this version of Tag-X Pro, @TO@!
'+++ J++S+ ++ERE +[] ++++\/E f++###
'...hung on like fanatics.' - I gotta remember that. - Mullibok
'42'?! 7.5 million years a- oh, you were running Windows
'95 = Macintosh '87` Windows '95: Proof positive that Barnum was
'96... *Roger? for Emperor
':-) from someone who accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows
'A Mom Is One and Like Her Can Be None'
'A good juggler can always find work." - L Pacciouli
'A good juggler can always find work." - L Pacciouli
'AGH! A SNOW SNAKE'S GOT ME!' -- Calvin
'AWOOGAH... AWOOGAH' Emergency, there's an Emergency going on
'Alf a pint o' bitter, Guinan, luv
'All's well that ends well.' - E. A. Poe
'Am I indecisive?' Can I get back to you on that?
'Amsterdam, the motherland of small rodents
'And I don't wanna hate you'
'And if you say two words in my praise..?", said the Cat
'Antichrist'--sounds like 'antifreeze', like something you pour in your car. --Jane
'Apple' (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton
'As you wish' was all he ever said to her
'Asleep at the switch'? I wasn't asleep! I was drunk! - Homer
'At's not a noif, *this* is a noif! - Crocodile Dundee
'Ave you come to arrange a vacation, or would you like a blow job?
'Be yourself!' is about the worst advice you can give to some people. - Tom Masson
'Begin at the beginning,' the King said, gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.' - Lewis Carroll
'Bloom County'! Great...ya might as well just fall over dead right now
'Bother' said Pooh, when his friends laughed because he had Windows 95
'Bother', said Pooh, as Cthulhu ripped his head off
'Bother', said Pooh, as he took aim from behind a grassy knoll
'Bother', said Pooh, as someone swiped his tagline
'Bother'said Pooh, when his friends laughed bcuz he had Windows95
'Bother,' said Pooh as Cthulu rose up and ate him."
'Bother,' said Pooh as the brakes failed!
'Bout time, you big ugly yak! -- Tom Servo
'But I'm breathing so I guess...I'm still alive'
'C' string-bikini operators - untie(TOP)
'C'mon, Frank'... Dog's name is Frank
'CRY HAVOC!', and let slip the dogs of war! - Julias Ceasar
'Calm down -- it's only ones and zeros.'
'Can't ya' hit me!!' - Ace Ventura
'Cat do this', 'Cat do that'; what am I? A dog?
'Cause I can see your Dilly Bar! - Crow
'Cause I couldn't bear to kill you..........Again -- TMBG
'Cause I couldn't bear to kill you.Again -
'Cause I fell on black days. How would I know that this could be my fate? --Soundgarden
'Cause I'm TNT--I'm dynamite! - ACDC
'Cause I'm a Borg, yea, yea, yea
'Cause I'm a cowboy--on a steel horse I ride... - Bon
'Cause I'm a fool for the city
'Cause I'm a man with a mission...a boy with a gun
'Cause I'm the taxman, & you're working for no one but me - Beatles
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman, that made Redford such a star
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman, that makes Eastwood look so fine
'Cause It's A Mystery!
'Cause Nothin' lasts forever. Even cold November rain
'Cause Oscar-Meyer - has a way - of altering your D-N-A!!
'Cause it's my destiny to be the King of Spain
'Cause it's okay if we're on a date - Dr. Forrester
'Cause it's only time before we all must bleed. - Collective Soul
'Cause ole Ben ain't been since 15 Beers Ago! --Ben Colder
'Cause saying those nouns over and over can really wear you down
'Cause that's the way the computer crumbles
'Cause there ain't no dialtone for to give you no pain
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth
'Cause there's no wind left in my soul and I've grown old -Floyd
'Cause they got so many eyes, you see-- Joel Robinson
'Cause we love ya! *MMMMMMWAH!* Yakko/Wakko/Dot
'Cause we're the Cops of the World, boys! --Phil Ochs
'Course it's mobile... It has wheels, don't it?
'Course, Mrs. Essence flushed hers down the loo
'Criminal Lawyer' - see 'Redundant'
'Criminal Lawyer' is a redundancy.
'Cucumbers in Space'? <blushing bright pink> Oh, goodness... -Anna
'Curiouser and curiouser,' said Alice.
'Cuse me, while I kiss the sky
'Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline.' -- McCoy
'Darn' He Said As He Realised He Wrote Fuc* In The Wrong Newsgroup
'Dental Floss For Ferengis' was not a popular product line for us
'Detective White could use our help'...--Scully, mocking Mulder 'Full circle
'Did ya put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was burning'
'Don'a know where I'm a goin', but I non'a gonna be late!
'Don't Panic' is the first helpful thing said all day
'Don't just do something. SIT there!'
'Drop the gun,' said Tom, with a disarming smile
'E's NOT the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy!!
'E's an 'alibut
'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
'E's kicked the bucket! 'E's shuffled off 'is mortal coil!
'E's kicked the bucket! 'E's shuffled off 'is mortal coil! - Monty Python
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on!
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! - Monty Python
'E's not really the Messiah! 'E's just a very naughty boy!
'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. - Monty Python
'Ello... I'd like to buy an argument
'Elp! 'Elp! I'm being repressed! (Monty Python's Holy Grail)
'Elp! I'm bein' represed!
'Energize!' said Picard...and the pink bunny appeared!
'Enigmatic Dr. Scully'... --Mulder quoting Max
'Enter?' What ever happened to 'come in'? - The Sunshine Boys
'Ere we are... Cockroach Cluster!
'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead! - Monty Python
'Exciting' is hardly the word I would use. - C-3PO
'Ey! I'm not dead yet!
'FORWARD!' he cried from the rear, and the front rank died
'Faith' means not _wanting_ to know what is true. -- Nietzshe
'File not found.' .. so THAT'S what I deleted!
'Fire!, Fire! Fire!' --Beavis.... or was that Koresh?
'Fish to Gish': a complex-to-simple transition
'Following my career'? How? - Mulder to Max (Fallen Angel)
'Fraid not. It wouldn't fit him anyways. -- Kirk
'Full circle to find the truth'... I don't know what that means. --Scully
'Gem,' Doctor? Well, it's better than 'Hey, you!'
'Glad to be of service!' - Sirius Cybernetics Door
'Go Ahead - Make Our Day! - Offcl Mtto f th Klngn Empre
'God wills it' may be answer enough, but God does not will what people will not do
'Good Enough' is the death knell of progress
'Grrrrrravy!' - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
'Guess what boys? It's naptime.'-Ace Ventura
'Guinan.' Is that your name now? - Q
'Hand me that solar-powered flashlight...'
'Happiness is defined by one's capacity for enjoyment.' - Bacchus
'Happy Days' are NOT here again
'Hark! Hark!', harkened he... - Stimpy reading 'Robin Hoek'
'Hark! Hark!', harkened he...- Stimpy reading 'Robin Hoek'''Hey now.' You ever watch that show?
'Having' is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as 'wanting'
'He's comparing the Enterprise to a cruise ship!' --Picard
'Hey! What you readin' for??' Is that not the weirdest question ever???
'Hi, I'm Yakko!' 'And I'm Wakko!' 'And I'm CUTE!'
'Hobbes' loot'?? - Calvin's Mom
'Home, Sweet Home' must surely have been written by a bachelor
'Home, Sweet Home' was written by a bachelor
'I can't stay.' Now THAT's comedy! Bye-bye. --Vir
'I don't smoke, it's a disgusting habit.'-A.Ventura
'I don't wanna be...dismal'
'I don't wanna be...hostile'
'I know' is just 'I Believe' with delusions of grandeur
'I love you' used to be the most well known words in the world, but they have now been replaced by 'waiting for reply'
'I never lie when I've got sand in my shoes.' --Geordi
'I think it's the pate.' - Ace Ventura
'I wouldn't shoot him if I were you. It will only make him mad.'
'I'll be Bach.' - Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger.
'I'll be in touch.' Touch THIS! Londo
'I'll worry about it tomorrow.' - S. O'Hara
'I'm all out of roofs!' The Tick
'I'm available. I'm never free.' - B. Godot, Zapgun for Hire
'I'm doing a thesis on inter-species mating rituals.' - Troi
'I'm getting paid how much?' - M. Jordan
'I'm making this up as I go along!' - I. Jones
'I'm on a very big case right now.'-Ace Ventura
'I'm open, I'm open!' - Ace Ventura
'I'm sure Doctors surgerys are packed with the dead' Rimmer: Fut.Echos
'I'm sure we can talk things out like civilized people.' - J. Wayne
'I'm treading water...I need to sleep awhile'
'I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.' - Steven Wright
'I've got to mister!'-Ace Ventura
'If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it.' - Tim Allen
'If it's God's will, who gets the money?'
'In closing' is always followed by the other half of the speech
'Intel Inside' is a Government Warning Requied By Law
'Intel Inside' is a warning label, and should be taken as such
'Intel Inside' should be a warning required by law
'Intel inside' stickers look best on toilet lids
'Is this seat saved?' 'No, but we're praying for it.'
'Isotoners!' Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
'It was hell,' recalls former child
'It's a high performance machine.'-Ace Ventura
'IwveS rejatlh nujIrSIy'ngan Dixon vayDonetngan logh!
'Justice' is a search for workable customs. - Heinlein
'Kasuga-kun?!' | | | //\_ |
'Kat Fan!!!!!!!
'Kay, bye. - Colin
'Keep the smoke inside.' -- 1st Rule of Electronics.
'Kemo Sabe' means 'soggy shrub' in Navajo
'Kiss and make up!' - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
'La Kajira,' she wept. 'La Kajira!'
'La-who, Sa-her!' - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
'Lectric! 'Lectric! 'Lectric! -- Tom Servo
'Lectric! 'Lectric! 'Lectric! - Tom
'Live Long & Prosper' or become a Sysop to 'Die Young & Stay Poor'!
'Lou-WHO-ser!' - Ace Ventura
'Love thy neighbour as thy self', Am I supposed to jerk him off too?!!!
'Love thy neighbour as thy self', what am I supposed to do, jerk him off
'Lt. O' Reilly.' I'll never get used to that. -- Hoolihan
'Man, I'm tired of being right.'-Ace Ventura
'Martyrdom' is the only way a person can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw
'Mean' Joe Green and Coca-Cola - 1979
'Member when Bobby Riggs wrestled Billie Jean King? -Mike
'Member, Huns, FIRST rape, THEN loot, THEN burn. Got it?
'Mommy, what's a Hayloft?' :) - Huntress
'Mono' means 'one', and 'rail' means 'rail'. -- Lyle Lanley
'Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition.'
'More Money'
'Morning, darling. - Q
'Morning, darling. - Q
'Most Cringes Caused' - 1993 Lorena Bobbitt & The Press
'My Dinner With Andre' had more locations - Crow
'My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles' by Poet Master Grunthos The Flatulent
'My God! It's full of crunchy frogs!' -- 2001: A Frog Odyssey
'My Sgt. Pepper's lost' wailed Tom, beatlebrowed
'My new email signature is just like my old one,' said Tom resignedly
'Myth-conceptions are the major cause of wars!' - A. Hitler
'No Kidding' - a form of birth control''Normal' is just a cycle on your washing machine. --JPM
'Normal' people are ones you don't know very well!
'Not a morning person' doesn't even BEGIN to cover it
'Nuff said! Well, actually
'O'Ow d'ya know she's a witch? She turned me into a NEWT!
'Obsess much?' - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
'Oh bother' said Pooh and hit his reset switch
'Oh what a tangled web we weave' - Hair Club for Men.
'Oh, Calcutta!': This is the kind of show that gives pornography
'Oh, bother!' said Pooh, as he twitted his moderator
'Oh, bother,' said Pooh, as he reformatted his life
'Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it' - Tim
'Ok, I'm ready again.' - Ace Ventura
'Otto'. That's one palindrome you won't hear for a while. - Skinner
'Out of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most
'P' is for PETA who's boycotting this!
'Paid off'? What does that mean?
'Pants Man' To Expand At The Rear
'Pedorasto', the game for all the family
'Penny' for your thoughts. -- Q
'Phonetic' isn't spelled the way it sounds
'Politically Correct' - Colloquial oxymoronic figure of speech
'Pound' cake? [W*H*A*M!!] I guess it does! - Gallagher
'Preciate your gracious offer, even if I did come in late
'Programming' - like 'loving' - is a single word that encompasses an infinitude of activities. - Weinberg, p.121
'Pygmy' - Canadian Slang for Pass the backbacon, eh?
'Rachel Rachel,' a European film, a work of art is what it is. (G)
'Read my lips, no nude Texan's'. What George really said.
'Reality' should always be in quotes. -- Bucky Fuller
'Reason on ,Sarek.' "Reason on, Spock." "Fascinating"
'Repent, Harlequin!' Said the Ticktockman
'Roswell' on Showtime, The Truth is on Their Shoulders
'Rusty Bed Springs' by I.P. Nightly - Crow
'S just your lucky day, innit! - Anna Steven
'SEX' is nothing but 'LOVE' misunderstood
'SING DOO WAH DIDDY'? That's the mystery of the ages? - Harris
'Saddle up, father!' --Alexander, to Worf
'Saddlebags!' - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
'Schizophrenic'? No, we prefer the word 'Imaginative'
'Scotty, I've fallen and I can't beam up!'
'Scuse me while I kiss the Sky! - Jimi Hendrix
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy - Joel as he kisses Tom
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy! -- Joel Robinson
'Scuse me while I slip into something more appropriate.--Curzon Odo
'Scuse me while I whip this out!!!
'Scuse me! Excuse me! Yes, excuse me! -- Wakkorotti
'Scuse me, I believe you've confused me with someone who gives a sh*t!
'Scuse me, I'm working out the Mandelbrot set in my head
'Scuse me, do you mind if I squish in here? -- Odo
'Scuse me, mister. You seen my tagline anywhere?
'Scuse me, uh... Could somebody give me a push? -Lancelot
'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky! -- Robert James Marshall (Jimi) Hendrix
'Sea World...' Sushi lovers go straight to the source! --Joel
'Shut up Wesley!?' --B. Crusher (to Picard)
'So you're going to die'.. -- Homer
'So you've decided to steal cable'.. -- Marge
'So you've ruined your life'.. -- Marge
'So, I'm *not* a vampire,' Tom reflected
'Some more of God's Greatest Mistakes' - Book two of Trilogy
'Specially for Charlee on 30 Sep 95 at 10:10:58
'Spock fell into the DOOM PIT!' "Jim, I'm a doctor, not a forklift!"
'Spock fell into the DOOM PIT!' Jim, I'm a doctor, not a (-*-)
'Squat and shoot'...description of an outdoor plumbing fixture
'Squrlookal'?? Where does 'squrlookal' come from?? It's new!
'Stange notions.' I got your strange notions right here. Franklin
'Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive!' - V. Dracula
'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand
'Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting' RAH.
'Super Hereos wear snow pants?' 'When there's snow out they do.'
'Sure, when...' OINK FLAP OINK FLAP '...I'll be damned.'
'Surrender!' 'You wish to surrender to me? Fine; I accept.'
'Tain't nobody's business (not even mine)
'Tax the rich', or 'Bait and Switch'?
'Television' was the colloquial term. -- Spock
'That's funny...only sensible people agree with me
'The Last Detail', starring Dana Scully. - Mulder a la Peter Lorre
'The floggings shall continue until morale improves."
'The life of the party', hmph. I hate parties. --Odo
'The road' ain't made of asphalt. - Jack Kerouac
'The universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter\SL
'Therapist' ---> 'The rapist' - Driss
'There's not much left to love... too tired today to hate'
'They work so well together.' "Too bad they must die." -- Crow
'Thief' is SO ugly. I prefer 'Creative Aquisition Specialist.'
'This is another fine myth you've gotten me into!' - Lor L. and Har D
'Til you drift off to dream in my arms
'Till the darkness foul makes me want to try these wings
'Tis a damned poor cook who can't suit himself.
'Tis a fine foggy night to be out on the moors, eh lassie? Scot?
'Tis a good day to die. Would anyone like to make an appointment?
'Tis an ill wind that blows no minds
'Tis better to be thought a fool, then to open your mouth and remove al doubt
'Tis better to have loaved and yeast than to have fed unleavened bread.
'Tis better to have loved a short than never to have loved a tall
'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all
'Tis curious that we only believe as deeply as we live. <R.W. Emerson>
'Tis hard to tell if greater want of skill Appear in writing or in judging ill. - Alexander Pope
'Tis he. Slink by, and note him
'Tis home felt pleasure prompts the patriot's sigh; This makes him wish to live and dare to die. - Campbell
'Tis in my memory lock'd, And you yourself shall keep the key of it. - William Shakespeare
'Tis in my memory locked and you yourself shall keep the key of it
'Tis more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents. -- H.L. Mencken
'Tis near the night ... the day grows dim
'Tis one thing to be tempted, another thing to fall. - William Shakespeare
'Tis pleasant, sure, to see one's name in print; A book's a book, although there's nothing in't. - Lord Byron
'Tis strange but true... - Byron
'Tis the dream of each programmer, Before his life is done, To write three lines of APL, And make the damn things run
'Tis the fate of genius to be ever copied, and never attributed - arifel
'Tis the goal of all housecats to become spherical. -- RW
'Tis the mind that makes the body rich. - William Shakespeare
'Tis the season of al-tru-is-m fa-la-la-la-laa la-la-la-la
'Tis the thrifty man who spends the most
'Tis time to fear when tyrants seem to kiss
'Tis true, 'tis pity, and pity 'tis 'tis true
'Tomorrow' tends to come before we're ready
'Twas a brave man who first ate an oyster...or an egg
'Twas love at 1st sight, but I should have used OLX
'Under The Bleachers' by Seymore Butts - Tom
'Understand' is too strong a word
'Victory' during a bio-survey!? - O'Brien
'Vox Populi, Vox Dei' means "My God! How did we get in *this* mess?"
'Wait' is a hard word to the hungry.
'Ware and were, friend
'Ware moderators, for they can rip your soul from your body
'Waste and want,' that's *my* motto. - Calvin
'Watch' is misspelled - Mike reads letter
'We need our breathing room'-Gen.Chang 'Earth-Hitler, 1939,'-Kirk
'We the *purple*?' What the hell was that? -- Father
'We're going downtown..' - Ace Ventura
'We're looking for a few good men.' - B. Cassidy
'We've got an unbeatable team!' - Sauron
'Weird' is a relative term - Frank N. Furter
'What a dump!' Who said that?
'What a headache I've got!' - Mr Mental
'What do you mean, `You've got a job for me`?' - Hercules
'What do you mean, what King? - Old Thrashbarg
'What is it?' Why, lovely lady, it's a tribble. Cyrano Jones
'What is that to me..?", said the Cat
'What now?' Lemme tell you what now! Marsellus Wallace
'What ya doin''I is layin lineoleum''tell her hi for me'
'What' ain't no country I ever heard of!
'What's the point spread on World War III?' - R. Reagan
'Whatever it takes' is something that happens to somebody else
'Where God Went Wrong' - Book one of Oolon Colluphid's Trilogy
'Whhpish, down boy!' - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
'Who is this God Person Anyway' - Book three Oolon Colluphid's Trilogy
'Why can't we drink forever I...just want to start this over'
'Why can't we not be sober I...just want to start this over'
'Why don't you stay here and practice screaming?' -- Crow
'Why don't you watch where you're stumblin'
'Why don't you watch where you're wonderin'
'Windows'. wipes away those stubborn BBS's !
'Winning isn't the most important thing; it's the only thing!'-J Caesar
'Won't you come...a...little closer...close enough so...I can smell'
'Would it make any difference if I said I love you?'
'Wow, Ray Finkle's House!' - Ace Ventura
'Ya ever caught yourself reading taglines and skipping me\SLMR\T
'Ya ever caught yourself reading taglines and skipping messages?
'Ya ever post messages just to show off your TAGLINES..?
'Yeah...but they're still cool!' -Butthead
'Years' is misspelled - Mike reads a letter
'Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.' - L. Long.
'You CAN trust the government...ask an Indian.'
'You're breathing so I guess...You're still alive'
'You're not afraid of bats, are you Worf?' --Beverly Crusher
'You're not paranoid if they're really after you.'
'Your Period & Mine' - Joel as principal speeks to girls
'Your back itches' Player: 'I Scratch my back with a vorpal sword.'
'\*o*,***.*:/**v* ****** Tagline debris
'\.o.,*o..+:"/.ov* ----- Starship debris
'\o.,@o.+:/~!v <------Tagline Debris
'ave a bonza Christy an' a beaut New Year, mate! -Australian Christmas
'barkeep'! I'm not a 'barkeep'! -- Quark
'big macho man'... --Mulder, mocking Scully's anger at him
'cancer', 'acid indigestion', 'leprosy,' or make up your own)
'cause he don't wanna burn, burn, burn and ruin the Summertime Fun!
'cuse me, but are you deaf, Deaf, or Def?
'cute' rots the intellect
'ere ya go, mate. . . throw another Ken on the Barbie
'ere, 'ere, what's all this then ?
'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser
'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser
'its like being drunk...what's wrong with that..ask a glass of water
'join the struggle against multi-mediocrity' -- bgrov
'm Dyslexsic of Borg, Prepare to have your ass laminated
'm going to get out of the car and shoot somebody. --Mulder
'ma proud Windows running member of this echo@!%#*@ NO CARRI
'n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same time as 'n' tasks
'r you trying to get my daffodil drunk? - Jabberwok
'rm *' - 100% file compression
'scuse me. I have to go wash some footprints off my tongue
'sfunny -pizza gets 2 my house faster than the cops!
'sfunny,a cat will blink when struck on head with hammer
'sfunny,the traits we hate in people,we prize in cats!
'ssssssssssMOKIN'!!!' -- Jim Carrey, 'The Mask.'
't drive too close or I'll flick a booger on you
't kill people, off-line readers do
'take that...and while you're at it...take a "this" too...'
'til next we take a measure from the inside leg of life
'tis far better.........oh, nevermind!
'tis only a flesh wound...I've 'ad worse. Don't be a baby
'tis the season to be punny
'twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble
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