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L e n g t h e n   y o u r   s t r i d e.
L is for LaForge, with that bad optic nerve
L is for Lovecraft, the man and the thought
L is for how light you are! You melt in my mouth! - Joel
L'Amour avec un grand Ahhhhhhhhhhh ! (c'est 2cm de plus)
L'Chaim B'Yeshua
L'ETAT, C'EST MOE - All the world's a stooge
L'Etat, c'est moi.  -- Louis XIV
L'avant-garde, c'est fini, dipassi.
L'hazard ne favorise que l'esprit prepare. -- L. Pasteur
L'impresa eccezionale e' essere normale
L'shana Tova (To a good year) - Hebrew
L-ALT-SHIFT-ESC-BREAK-F12 or ENTER to continue
L-L-licking!  L-L-licking! - Arthur, after tasted by Tongue-Tongue
L-O-O-K at me! Tell me I'm not Kramer. (Kramer)
L-O-S-E = misplace / L-O-O-S-E = not tight
L-O-V-E-L-Y  A-N-G-E-L. Anything else is fatal.
L. Bobbitt Tool and Die Co. -- Give us your tool and die.
L. Neil Smith wrote to all (and it'll cost $5.99 to read)
L. Neil Smith wuz here
L. Smith!  This guy's a pig...and so are you.  Did you program this gu
L.A. Criminal Justice system...where justice is criminal
L.A. POLICE CAR BUMPER STICKER:  Attitudes adjusted, while you wait
L.A. has 4 seasons.  Fire, flood, earthquake, riot
L.A. has 4 seasons.. Fire, Flood, Earthquake, and Riot
L.A. has Hollywood...Silicon Valley has CyberWood.
L.A.P.D. Motto:  -- Let's leave early & beat the crowd
L.A.P.D. card deck:  51 Clubs and a Spade. 
L.A.P.D. card deck:  51 Clubs and a Spade. 
L.A.P.D. motto: We treat you like a king
L.A.Y.M.B.S. (Lusting after your mind, body, and soul!)
L.B.J. - J. Carter - B. Clinton...We'll never learn
L.I.S.A, am Waldrand rechts
L.O.C. - it cleans where ever it goes
L.O.R.D. (Legend Of The Red Dragon)
L.S.M.F.T. - Loose Straps Mean Floppy Tits.
L666 - value of the Beefeater beast
L8R                   Later
L8R....................Later ...
L8R; Later...
L8r!!!!!!!!!!!! - Eddy Gosset
L: Lie!
LA            Laughing Aloud
LA - three thousand points of light
LA Bumper Sticker - Keep honking.. I'm still reloading!
LA County Court rules, ok ... U.S. Gov't overrules, OK!
LA Police Motto:  "We'll treat you like a King!"
LA bumper sticker: Cover me, I'm changing lanes.
LA, CA - you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
LA, where the chemicals meet the water.
LA: Lockout Access
LA: Where the authorities treat you like Kings
LAB&TYD: Life's A Bitch and Then You Die.
LAB(n):room full of icky creatures&the frogs they dissect
LABATT"S BREWERY - Wanted : One legged man to make hops   - Sleepwalker
LABEL NOT FOUND:  Go To Your Room.
LABEL NOT FOUND: go anywhere you like.
LABIA MAJOR...........The nearest galaxy in the Milky Way
LABIA MINOR................A constellation in Labia Major
LABIA MINOR..A constellation in Labia Major
LABOR DAY?  That's the day I gave birth to my kids
LABOR PAIN:getting injured at work
LABOR, n.  One of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
LABOR.SYS infected with Keating virus. - Kill (Y/n) ?
LAC: Lose All Communication
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
LADIES! Be an orgasm donor
LADY (on phone): Doctor, should I do--my little baby has swallowed my pen! DOCTOR: Use a pencil
LAFORGE does it by impulse STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION.
LAG           Lunatic Assylum Grin
LAG: Load and Garble
LAGER FRENZY!
LAGW: Load And Go Wrong
LAK?!  What kind of name is Lak?!  oh..Lak the wizard!..nice name!
LAKOTA v1.0
LAMA=priest.  LLAMA=beast.  LLLAMA=conflagration.
LAME ATTEMPT AT HUMOR MODE = OFF/No Tagline; GoTo Next Msg
LAMF always drinks the booze and is a very drunken SYT
LAN HO!
LAN Users Get more Connections
LAN-WAN:  Chinese AT&T
LAND RIGHTS FOR GAY WHALES!
LANDLORDS do it every month
LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper.   
LANGUAGE - (1) What you use to program a computer
LANGUAGE - (2) What you use to swear at a computer
LANGUAGE: (1) What you use to program a computer
LANGUAGE: (2) What you use to swear at a computer
LANS and Tables and Bytes.............oh my!
LANtmine  A server on the verge of crashing.
LAP! Network: Going in Circles for Jesus.
LAP: Laugh At Program
LAPD - the good, the bad, and the acquitted.
LAPD ALIEN? or E.T.P.D. Blues?
LAPD Motto: Let's leave early and beat the crowd.
LAPD Motto: We Treat You Like a King
LAPD Motto:Treat you like a 'KING' - Rodney King
LAPD Motto:Treat you like a 'KING' - Rodney King
LAPD Officers trade Batons in on Non Deadly Bricks!
LAPD Officers trade nightsticks for non-lethal weapon: bricks
LAPD Voice Mail.  Press (1) if you are a crime victim
LAPD chased a slow, white Bronco - John Elway linked to OJ Case
LAPD sells tickets to the Policemen's Ball the HARD way!
LAPD, Your Own Crime Scene, evidence provided, Call: 1-700-INVOLVE
LAPD.  Press 1 for murder, 2 for mugging, 3 for a officer to bribe
LAPD:  Let's All Pummel Darkies.
LAPD:  More hitters than catchers.
LAPD:  We'll treat you like a King!
LARKINSON'S LAW - All laws are basically false.
LARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
LARRY, MOE, CHEESE!!!
LASER PRINTERS do it without making an impression.
LASFS Refugee: Death will not release you, even when you die!
LASSIE - Doggone
LAST GAS FOR 60 MILES (54 miles ahead)
LAST STAGE: Bowser!!!!
LATE FOR DINNER by Arthur Scrapps
LATER..........AS IN MUCH!!
LATVIAN:  Priecigus Ziemas Svetkus un Laimigu Jauno Gadu
LAW             127     Law and Lawyers
LAW NUMBER IV: If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to
LAW OF COMBAT:  There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole
LAW OF COMBAT: 1 enemy soldier is never enough, but 2 is too many
LAW OF COMBAT: A clean and dry set of BDU's is a magnet for mud & rain
LAW OF COMBAT: Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan
LAW OF COMBAT: If the platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy
LAW OF COMBAT: Murphy was a grunt
LAW OF COMBAT: Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself
LAW OF COMBAT: Never stand when you can sit
LAW OF COMBAT: Never stay awake when you can sleep
LAW OF COMBAT: No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill
LAW OF COMBAT: The easy way out is has already been mined
LAW OF COMBAT: The one item you need is always in short supply
LAW OF COMBAT: There is no such thing as military "intelligence"
LAW OF FAST FOOD: Cheap, Fast, Good. - Choose any two.
LAW:  The end of a nightstick.
LAWFUL, adj.  Compatible with the will of a judge having jurisdiction.
LAWN (n): acronym for Local Area Weed Network
LAWS OF COMPUTER PROGRAMMING: I.  Any given program, when running, is obsolete
LAWS OF COMPUTER PROGRAMMING: II. Any given program costs more and takes longer
LAWS OF COMPUTER PROGRAMMING: IV. If a program is useless, it will have to be documented
LAWS OF COMPUTER PROGRAMMING: VII. Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it
LAWS OF COMPUTER PROGRAMMING: VIII. Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug
LAWS: poor substitutes for personal responsibility.
LAWYER, n.  One skilled in circumvention of the law.
LAWYER.EXE: (T)ruth, (W)ole truth, (N)othing but the truth
LAWYER:  [n] One skilled in circumvention of the law.
LAWYER: A cat settles a dispute between 2 mice
LAWYER: A professional advocate hired to bend the law on behalf of a paying
LAWYER: Larval form of politician. (See Maggot.)
LAWYER: Someone whose opinion is worthless unless paid for
LAWYER: The larval form of Politician
LAWYERS do it in their briefs.
LAWYERS do it on a table
LAWYERS do it on a trial basis.
LAWYERS do it to you
LAWYERS do it with clause
LAWYERS do it with extensions in their briefs
LAWYERS do it, which is a great pity.
LAWYERS lie about doing it and charge you for believing them.
LAWYERS would do it but for "hung jury."
LAY           Laughing At You
LAYETTE---Baby trousseau.
LAYETTE: Baby trousseau.
LAZINESS - The habit of resting before you get tired.
LAZINESS(n):using a golf cart to play horseshoes
LAZINESS, n.  Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.
LAZY(n): a word meaning EFFICIENT, used by those who aren't
LB: connect Line-voltage to BITNET
LBJ, LBJ, how many JOKES did you tell today??!
LC: Lobotomize CPU
LCARS in the E's bathrooms : Log and Crap Automated Removal System
LCC: Load and Clear Core
LCD:  Lousy Computer Display
LCD: Launch Cartridge Disk
LCK: Lock Console Keyswitch
LD: Lose Device
LEAK! LEAK! LEAK!!! - Buzzcut
LEARN FROM A DOG: When loved ones come home, always run to greet them
LEARNER: Die Twatten mit Elplate
LEARNING, n.  The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M HAVING A CRISIS!
LEB: Link Edit Backwards
LECH WALESA - Pole Vault
LECHER: A stud with liver spots
LECTURE: Fundamentally a star is a very simple structure... You would look pretty simple too, at a distance of 10 parsecs. -- Cambridge U
LEE IACOCCA - Sayonara
LEECH Targeted ....     FIRE!
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
LEFT HANDERS do it right
LEGACY, n.  A gift from one who is legging it out of this vale of tears.
LEGAL REFORM: Fewer laws, and stricter punishment
LEGALIZE DRUGS before my court date
LEMON: on a late model Mustang convertible.
LENINGRAD COWBOYS GO AMERICA!
LENS DDT - to rid your environment of Liberals!
LEONA HELMSLEY - Suite Dreams
LEOTARD(n): a 'mentally-challenged' lion
LEROI EST MORT. JIVE LEROI The king is dead. No kidding
LESBIAN BY NATURE          PROUD BY CHOICE
LESBIAN(n): a vagitarian
LESBIAN.....................A person from the Middle East
LESBIAN..A person from the Middle East
LESLIE GORE - It's my party and I'll die if I want to
LESSONS LEARNED #1: Never hire a President with hair.
LET ACCURACY TRIUMPH OVER VICTORY.
LET Length(Walk) > Length(Pier)
LET PARIS BURN
LET THE WORRYING BEGIN! - F!
LET THE WORRYING BEGIN! - Freakazoid
LET THERE BE DARK! No, that's not right
LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!--Professor Gideon
LET THERE BE TOAST
LET'S - GET - DANGEROUS!   DarkWing Duck
LET'S - GET - DECIDUOUS! - BushRoot
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!! Kirk
LET'S GO CRAZY BROADWAY STYLE!! - Milhouse
LET'S MAKE A DEAL!
LET'S PUT THE BLAME WHERE IT BELONGS:  On somebody else.
LET'S TAKE A HOLIDAY IN PANICBURGH CITY
LET'S WIN THE WAR ON CRIME, ARM VICTIMS!!!
LET... ME... ON... THE... INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY! -- Crow
LETS WIN THE WAR ON CRIME ARM VICTIMS AND PUNISH CRIMINALS!!!
LETS WIN THE WAR ON CRIME, ARM VICTIMS!!!
LETTIN' OFF STEAM
LEVELS with a blue ribbon SENATE SUB-COMMITTEE!
LEVI STRAUSS - Music for a waltz performed in jeans
LEVITE: Person wearing jeans.
LHL : pour lire vos messages chez vous hors connection
LHL just loves Blue Wave mail
LHL un  lecteur  hors-ligne  fabriqu     Rimouski
LHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHa
LIA: Load Ineffective Address
LIAR, n.  A lawyer with a roving commission.
LIBERAL ARTS(n): see: "Would you like fries with that?"
LIBERAL:  A bigot attacking someone elses rights.
LIBERALISM means never having to use your brain
LIBERALISM: The hair of the dog that bit you.
LIBERTY(n):imaginary state of being esp. with Americans
LIBERTY, n.  One of Imagination's most precious possessions.
LIBIDO........................A prescription tranquiliser
LIBIDO..A prescription tranquiliser
LIBOSUCTION: vacuuming out of last of liberalism
LIBRARIANS are novel lovers.
LIBRARIANS check it out first.
LIBRARIANS do it by the book
LIBRARIANS do it in the stacks
LIBRARIANS do it on the shelfs
LIBRARIANS do it quietly.   
LIBRARIANS do it with attribution
LICK.COM invoked, please spread your legs
LIE: This program is bug free.
LIFE - Living In Fear Everyday
LIFE - the ultimate Adventure
LIFE BEYOND DEATH, Arthur Ford, 1971
LIFE GOES ON, EVEN AFTER A LIFE'S CRISIS.
LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT!!!
LIFE is sexually transmitted, and eventually terminal.
LIFE'S A BEACH AND THEN YOU FRY
LIFE.COM not found:  (A)dd Water (R)eserect (I)npregnate
LIFE.COM not found:  (C)reate, (B)ury, or (T)ransport
LIFE.EXE: Unregistered, can only go forward in *.LIFE
LIFE.EXE: Unregistered, can only go forward in Peter Firla.LIFE
LIFE.EXE: Unregistered, can only go forward in your Life.
LIFE:  A Sexually Transmitted Disease With 100% Mortality Rate,,,
LIFE:  What happens while you'r making other plans.
LIFE: A brief interlude between nothingness and eternity.
LIFE: A fatal, sexually transmitted disease
LIFE: Chaos uncharted, dreams unrealized, and of course taxes
LIFE: Something to do when you can't get to sleep.
LIFE: Something you do until you die
LIFE: That which happens to us while we're making other plans"!
LIFE: Well, one thing led to another, and then we died.
LIFE: What happens to you while you are making other plans.
LIFE= A Screen, A Keyboard, A Message, and a good coffee
LIFEGUARDS carry aids.
LIFEGUARDS do it on the beach
LIFEGUARDS use slow, smooth hands.
LIFEGUARDS use unique entries.
LIFO            Last in, first out
LIKE Sailormoon, LOVE Sailormoon, LIVE Sailormoon!!! - Sailor Otaku
LIKE Sailormoon, LOVE Sailormoon, LIVE Sailormoon!!! - Stephen W
LIKE THE MOVIES!!! - The Tick
LIMBAUGH.EXE - superb command or file name
LIMBAUGH.EXE loaded into TSR mode. Ready to protect against LIBERAL.*
LIMBAUGH: On Bill Clinton: "Never EVER trust a draft dodger."
LIMBAUGH:- The Cheese that sane people Rush away from!
LINDA ELLERBEE - And so I went
LINE NOISE COURTESY OF SOUTH WESTERN BELL TELEPHONE COMPANY
LINE NOISE?  Press <CTRL>+<ALT>+<DEL>; TWICE IF IT'S BAD!
LINEMEN do it with big cables.
LINEMEN pull their wires.
LING          Lexicological Imperialist Nyah-nyah Grin
LINGUISTS do it with their tongues.
LINO: Last In, Never Out mode
LINT ATTACHMENT MAN - Crow's super hero
LINUX: Where do you want to go TOMORROW?
LION TAMING!!
LIONS do it with pride
LIP  ; Lose Instruction Pointer
LIQUIOR in the FRONT and POKER in REAR
LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
LISP HACKERS are thweet.
LISP HACKERS do it in lambda functions
LISP HACKERS do it with rplacd
LISP PROGRAMMERS do it by recursion.
LISP PROGRAMMERS do it without unexpected side effects
LISP PROGRAMMERS have to stop and collect garbage
LISP and learn.
LISP hackers DO IT with RPLACD.
LISP hackers are thweet.
LISP hackers do it in lambda functions.
LISP hackers do it with rplacd.
LISP is like a finely choreographed ballet. Ada is like a waltz of
LISP programmers do it without unexpected side effects.
LISP programmers have to stop and collect garbage. 
LISP:  Lost In Silly Parentheses.
LISP:  To call a spade a thpade.
LISP: - Large and Incredibly Slow Programs
LISP: - Lots of Irritating and Senseless Parentheses
LISP: Lost In Silly Parentheses.
LISP: Lots of Idiotic Stupid Parenthesis
LISP: To call a spade a thpade.
LIST - The ultimate DOS utility!
LISTEN HERE!  I HAVE FIRST AMENDENT RIGH(@#$!9*&^ NO CARRIER
LISTEN UP!
LISTEN to your children
LISTER:   Computer senility. Such a weird condition.
LITERACY AIN'T EVERYTHING, Know what I'm sayin',,,,
LITHP: Thructureth and thybolth and thrignth and thingth
LITHP: Thructureth and thybolth and thrignth and thingth
LITHUANIAN: linksmu sventu Kaledu ir Laimingu Nauju Metu
LITTLE FISHES by Anne Chovey.
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD: A Communist contraceptive.
LIVE FREE -- consult your Blue Pages for details
LIVE FREE- Ladies beware; I know Tongue Fu!
LIVE LONG AND BE HAPPY  ... Patrick Stewart
LIVE WELL    LAUGH OFTEN    LOVE MUCH
LIVE from Virginia Beach, it's SATURDAY NIGHT Taglines!
LIVE! Via Modem...
LIVE! Via modem
LIVE! Via modem . . .
LIVE, from......zzzZZZzzz.
LIZA WITH A ZZZZZZZ
LIZZIE BORDEN - A Cut Above
LIbEral Rule #2:  Anyone who disagrees is a Nazi.
LIbErals will be assimilated.  Resistance is futile.
LIfe is like a box of chocolates, fundies are turds mixed in the box
LIfe support? I need a life first!
LIfe's too short...Skip Foreplay!!!!
LJD: Lock Job on Disk
LJD: Lock Job on Disk
LL:""... what are the facts, and to how many decimal places?""
LLAP          Live Long and Prosper - for Trekkies
LLAP-Live Long and Prosper
LLAP: Laugh Loud And Perspire - a Vulcan Curse.
LLB=A degree to avail oneself of employment as a cabdriver!OJW
LLISTEN HERE!  I HAVE FIRST AMENDENT RIGH(@#$!9*&^ NO CARRIER
LLLike a glove. - Ace Ventura
LLTA            Lots and Lots of Thunderous (or Thundering) Applause
LLaacckk ooff sseexx ccaauusseess ddoouubbllee vviissiioonn
LLive long and prosper !
LMAO; Laughing My A$$ Off.
LMB: Lose Message and Branch
LMFAO         Laughing My FAce Off
LMFAO         Laughing My FAce Off <G>
LMO: Load and Mug Operator
LMPO; Laughing My Pants Off.
LMR 2.1a   I love cats - 'cause they're stranger than I am!!
LMYB: Logical MaYBe
LN: Lose inode Number
LNP: Load N digits of Pi
LOAD ""
LOAD "WIN95",8,1
LOAD "Windows 95",8:RUN
LOAD ,8,1:RUN
LOADMASTER 'chute bigger loads.
LOANS OFFICERS do it with security.
LOCAL MAN HAS LONGEST HORNS IN ALL TEXAS
LOCK & LOAD...We've passed the point of the talking MODE
LOCKSMITHS can get into anything.   
LOCUTUS 1-2-3;  All other spreadsheets are irrelevent
LOFTA'S LAMENT:  Nobody can leave well enough alone.
LOGIC PROGRAMMERS do it with unification/resolution.
LOGIC(n): 1+2=3 therefore 4+5=6
LOGIC: a set of rules to explain what we don't understand
LOGIC??!!  Is that a new flavor of yogurt, or what?
LOGICIANS do it consistently and completely
LOGICIANS do it or they do not do it
LOGIN PROCEEDING. LOGIN PROCEEDING.
LOGO:  Language Old;  Gone Obsolete.
LOGON - Make yourself eligible to receive criticism from a Sysop
LOGOUT RASCISM !
LOL             Laughing Out Loud
LOL =lauging out loud
LOL; Laughing Out Loud
LOLAH         Laughing Out Loud And Hard
LONELY(n):world's first homosexual
LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer.
LONG JUMPERS do it with a running start.
LONG LIVE ANIME - IN ALL ITS MUTILATED FORMS!!!
LONG LIVE THE AMIGA!
LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS COCKROACH REBELLION!! - Bloom County
LONG WAY DOWN: RIP CORD BROKE(l)
LONG-DISTANCE RUNNERS do it on a predetermined route
LONG-DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer.   
LONG-RANGE FORECAST: Wild guess
LONGEVITY - n.: Uncommon extention of the fear of death
LONGTIME ADDICT.  Will plead, beg, grovel, and kill for taglines
LOOK !  On the Net !  It's a bug !  It's a mouse !  It's SuperUser !
LOOK AT ME, I'M A TAGLINE!
LOOK AT THIS KID.. ARE YOU FOR REAL?!.. That's a SUPERSTAR POTENTIAL!!
LOOK DAVE, I CAN SEE YOU'RE REALLY UPSET ABOUT THIS.
LOOK OUT FOR THE PINK ELEPHANT BEHIND YOU!
LOOK OUT!!!  My wife has PMS and a handgun!
LOOK at this!  I'm so ticked off that I'm MOLTING! - Iago
LOOK!  There in the crosshairs! It's a LIBERAL!  FIRE!!
LOOK! ... @FROM@ just did something *weird* ... He learned something!
LOOK! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...no, it's a bird.
LOOK! It's a bird! It's a plane.. ARGH!.. it's a bird!
LOOK! There goes Ted Turnover! - Yakko
LOOK! There in the crosshairs! It's a LIBERAL! FIRE!!
LOOK!!  It's LTUAE's favorite blowhard Orville!!
LOOK!!  Sullen American teens wearing MADRAS shorts and "Flock of Seagulls" HAIRCUTS!
LOOKOUTDAMMIT..!!! I'm Beta Testing!!
LOOKS taller than the camera! (Probably the hair!)
LOOP: (go to LOOP)
LOOPING: Feeling experienced by drunk programmers
LOOPINS!.we've got bloody loopins!!Look the cat's died on loopins!!
LOOTING: A public shopping spree generously sponsored by local merchants in the wake of a riot
LORD NIMON! It is I, Soldeed, shamelessly overacting
LORD OF THE DANCE ---- Coming Soon for the 2003-2004 School Year
LORD has 12 Levels
LORD has 12 Levels
LORD:  Let Oral Roberts Die.
LOS ANGELES: Land of nuts and fruits.
LOSER in the echos!
LOSER leaves the Flock? It seems the winner should get to leave
LOSER.COM not found! (G)ive up, (R)etry in vain, (F)ail
LOSER: A twit who can't even get straight F's.
LOSM: Log Off System Manager
LOST GOLD MAY BE FOUND,LOST TIME NEVER 30 Dec 95
LOST:  Husky...spayed...like one of the family.
LOST: 1 Iludium Pew-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
LOST: Black cat named Goway with huge claws. No reward
LOST: Husky...spayed...like one of the family.
LOST: Very funny Tagline.  $ Generous Reward $
LOTS hackers do it sloooooooowwwwwwwwllllllllyyyyyyyy.
LOTS more fun! And no one has to die at the end!
LOTTERY:  a tax on people who are bad at math. - LL
LOTTERY: A tax on people who don't understand statistics.
LOTTERY: Just a tax on people who are bad at math.
LOTTERY: a tax on people who are bad at math. - L. Long
LOTUS - Let Only The Users Suffer
LOTUS 1-3-2 Spreadsheet For Dyslexics
LOU: Would you rather have King Kong attack you--or Godzilla? SUE: I'd rather have them attack each other
LOUIS BRAILLE - ;.:  `:;.
LOUIS PASTEUR - Put out to pasteur.
LOUIS PASTEUR - Put out to pasteurLLOUISIANANS do it differently
LOUIS XVI - What a Revolting Development
LOUISIANANS do it differently
LOVE & KISSES - MOM
LOVE ME CHAIN!! -Sailor Venus
LOVE OF MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!  $9.95 for info.
LOVE is a softening of the hearteries
LOVE knows how to say, "I forgive you!"
LOVE: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
LOVE: An itching about the heart that you cannot scratch.  --Gaelic saying
LOVELY RITA METER MAID - Expired
LOW-BRED, adj.  "Raised" instead of brought up.
LOW: Launch on Warning
LOYAL SHEEP TAKE NOTICE!  Jesus loves ewe!
LP!!!!  I'M STUCK IN AN INFINITE LOOP!  HELP!!!!  I'M S
LP%PAS: Line Printer \(em Print And Smear
LP%RDD: Line Printer \(em Reverse Drum Direction
LP%TCR: Line Printer \(em Tangle and Chew Ribbon
LPA: Lead Programmer Astray
LPRTC: Load Program counter from Real Time Clock
LPT1 NOT LOCATED, USE BACKUP: Grab a pencil, now get a piece of paper.
LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
LR<Does anyone have any ANSI taglines,er the colored ones<G<
LR: Load Revolver
LRA: Load RetroActively
LRB: Lose Record and Branch
LRD: Load Random Data
LS/MFT:  Lotsa Sex Means Fulltime Trouble
LSD - Organic Virtual Reality
LSD - a cheaper version of virtual reality.
LSD - virtual reality without the expensive hardware!
LSD Having tunnel vision and selective hearing.
LSD consumes 47 times it weight in excess reality
LSD is virtual reality without the expensive hardware.
LSD makes CGA look like 16 Million colors.
LSD makes CGA look like 16,000,000 colors!
LSD makes your CGA monitor display 16.7 million colors
LSD melt's in your mind, not in your hand
LSD melts your mind and not your hand.
LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.
LSD soaks up 47 times its own weight in excess reality
LSD turned me into a business executive!
LSD will make your CGA screen display 16.2 million colors
LSD, PCP, DOA - Darkwood
LSD, mans' first Virtual Reality.
LSD:  Virtual Reality without all the fancy hardware.
LSD:  Virtual reality without all the expensive hardware
LSD: A cheaper version of virtual reality!
LSD: Dr. Timithy O'leary's cheaper version of virtual reality!
LSD: It's like MSG on a neural wafer cracker
LSD: Melts in your mind, not in your mouth
LSD: The ULTIMATE in Virtual Reality!
LSD: Virtual Reality that runs on existing hardware.
LSD: Virtual Reality without the expensive hardware
LSD: Virtual reality without the hardware.
LSD: a cheaper version of virtual reality.
LSD: virtual reality without the expensive hardware.
LSDÿ-ÿvirtualÿrealityÿw/oÿtheÿexpensiveÿhardware
LSHIHTRDMC    Laughing So Hard I Have Tears Running Down My Cheeks.
LSHIP         Laughing So Hard I Puked
LSL             Loud Screaming Laughter
LSPSW: Load and Scramble PSW
LTD         - Laughable Trash Dump
LTMSH           Laughing 'Til My Sides Hurt
LTNT                  Long Time, No Type
LTS: Link To Sputnik
LTS: Loop Till Smokes
LTT: Lose Timing Track
LUCIFERnet Ambassador to Europe.
LUCIFERnet raising HEll coast to coast!
LUCIFERnet. Bring out your dead!
LUCIFERnet:  Raising HELL coast to coast!
LUCIFERnet: Bring out your dead!
LUCK:  Explanation for the success of those you hate.
LUCK: A Loser's Justification For A Winner's Effort
LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS. - The Beatles!!!!
LUFTHANSA - Let Us F**k The Hostess As No Steward Available
LUKE.. LUKE.. Use d'MOUSE, Luke - Obi-Wan Gates
LUKE...LUKE...use the mouse Luke - Obwan Gates
LUM: LUbricate Memory
LUMBER MAN - Joel's super hero
LUMPFISH
LUNACY  my Best personality trait!
LUNAR STAGE: Raphael the Raven and Shy-Guy
LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS
LUNG CANCER(n): one of the few known cures for smoking
LURKERS do it lying down AND sitting up!!
LUW: Life Under Windows
LUXURY: An item that costs 50 cents to make and 50 dollars to market
LWE: Load WhatEver
LWM: Load Write-only Memory
LX 2.1 TD   Kitty Cats ... The Purrs of Life!
LX 2.1 TD   Terror is a great form of communication.
LX v2.00 "Harry... keep the change."
LYNCH'S LAW - When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.
La  Simplicit  est franchement  meilleure
La Bambi by Richi Valens
La Banda del Club de Cors Solitaris del Sgt. Pebre
La Cage Au Folles: Western Style - Tom
La Canada...A small Canadian town near Pasadena.
La Forge to Enterprise, come in, please!
La Forge to Riker: hold your fire
La Grange -- ZZ Top
La Guerre!!  (of course, you realize, this means war!)
La Magie de Windows: Changer un 486 DX4 100 en XT 4.77MHz
La Ni¤a's comin'! La Ni¤a's comin'! Run for your lives!
La Paz, Bolivia is the world's most fireproof city. At 12,000 feet about sea level, the amount of oxygen in the air barely supports a flame
La Quinta in English means "Next to Denneys"
La Quinta is Spanish for "Next to Denny's."
La callunia e un venticello, un'auretta assai gentile
La concierge est dans l'escalier
La critique est ais‚e, l'art est difficile
La da dee, one two three, it's Eric the Halfa Bee
La guillotine will claim her bloody prize
La iglesia es tan buen negocio que hay una sucursal en cada barrio.
La la la la la . AAAAAAGGGH! Ä The Smurfs versus Godzilla
La la la la la! Lalala...Crow! - Crow sings
La la la lala! Uh, Crow! - Crow sings
La la la, la la la la... (Banana Splits theme)
La ligne droite est le chemin le plus con pour aller d'un point à un autre
La locura es hereditaria.  La obtiene de sus hijos!
La parfume adher toujours a la main qui offre les roses
La pipe au papa du pape Pie pue.       Jacques Pr‚vert
La pomme ne tombe jamais loin de l'arbre
La raison du plus fort est toujours la plus bête
La schmoove, ain't got nuttin to prove
La tete, c'est moi!
La vie est une maladie mortelle transmise sexuellement.
La**ck of** s**ex ca**use**s p**oo*r ey**esi*ght*.
La-Bobbit-omy: Kinda like a labotomy, but different, Just as effective
La-dee-dee, la-dee-dah
La-who, Sa-her! - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
La. where the chemicals meet the water.
LaForge of Borg: I will assimilate books.
LaForge remain below
LaForge to Enterprise...we have a problem. -- Geordi
LaQuinta-in Spanish means "Right next to Denny's"
LaQuinta: Spanish for "Next to Denny's"
Lab (n):  room full of icky creatures and the frogs they dissect
Lab Law #1:  Hot glass looks just like cold glass
Lab Law #2:  Do *not* pour 12M HCl down the drain.
Lab Law #3:  Do *not* slice sodium near a sink with 2cm of water.
Lab Law #4:  Do *not* use an open flame to test a Bunsen burner.
Lab Law #5:  Hydrochloric acid looks just like water.
Lab Law #6:  Carbon monoxide doesn't smell like anything.  Be careful.
Lab Law #7:  In a ballon, hydrogen looks just like helium.
Lab Law #8:  You'd look funnier without eyes than with lab goggles.
Lab mice are NOT to be used as plushies by cat -brained androids -Nam
Lab rats caught smoking...Who bought the cigarettes for them?
Labatt 1995 -- Vote for X beer!
Labatt Blue - out of the blue
Labatt Copper - the Law won't allow us to call it light
Labatt Want Ad: One-legged man required to make hops
Labatt's "Genuine" Draft is really recycled Miller.
Labia majora, n.:  The curly gates
Labless.  Will do Polymerase Chain Reactions for food.
Labless.  Will science for food.
Labor Pain - Got hurt at work
Labor Pain................................Getting hurt at work
Labor Pain:  Getting hurt at work...
Labor conquers everything.
Labor disgraces no man, but often a man disgraces labor
Labor not to be rich: cease from thine own wisdom - Proverbs 23:4
Labor pain (def.) - getting hurt at work.
Labor, n. One of the processes by which A acquires proper
Labor, n.: One of the processes by which A acquires property for B. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Labor-saving device:  a husband with money
Labor: One of the processes by which A acquires property for B
Laboratory: a place for labor, not oratory
Labour pain -- got hurt at work
Labra lege
Labra lege......Read my lips.
Lace - the final brassiere!  Staying boldly where no man has been
Lace and Whiskey!  Double indemnity, heavens own remedy
Lace-the final brassiere. These are the voyages of the USS Boobyprize
Lace-up loafers
Laceration - Dainty material allotment
Lacertus atrioli
Lacienega Boulevardez is different
Lack of Communication: The Root of Poor Relationships.
Lack of Communication: The Root of Poor Relationships.
Lack of Taglines makes John a dull girl.
Lack of Taglines makes Orville a dull girl.
Lack of capability is usually disguised by lack of interest.
Lack of education is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive. - Josephine Tey
Lack of money is the root of all evil.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. - George Bernard Shaw
Lack of money is the root of all evil. Mark Twain
Lack of money is the root of all evil.<Shaw>
Lack of planning does not constitute an emergency.
Lack of planning on your part does *NOT* mean an emergency on my part.
Lack of planning on your part doesn't consitute an emergency on my part
Lack of sex causes poor ---- I don't know; I can't read this word
Lack of sex causes poor eyesight.
Lack of sex causes weight gain.
Lack of sex leads to depression; extreme cases can lead to religion.
Lack of skill dictates economy of style
Lack of skill dictates economy of style - Joey Ramone
Lack of skill dictates economy of style.
Lack of sweets warps the brain and the sense of humor.
Lack of water hurts ice fishing - film at 11
Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability. - Flower A. Newhouse
Lackland's Laws:  1.  Never be first.  2.  Never be last.  3.<>Never volunteer for anything
Lacrosse is a gentleman's game.
Lactomangulation:  Abusing the "open here" spout on a milk carton.
Lactose: What you say when someone has no feet.
Lad infinitum: Peter Pan.
Laddie, d'ye think ye might like to rephrase that?
Laddie, do ya think might like ta... rephrase that?
Laddie, do ya think ya should... rephrase that? -- Scott
Laddie, ya think ya might like ta ... rephrase that?
Laddie, you'll be needin' something to wash that doon with -- Scotty
Laddie--don't ye think ye should rephrase that?--Scotty
Laddy, don't you think you oughta rephrase that?!!
Ladies & Gentleman! Watch the death defying dive into a pool of Odo!
Ladies & Gentlemen, Elvis has left the bldg.
Ladies & Gentlemen, Elvis has logged off the system
Ladies & Gentlemen, Roger has left the building
Ladies & Gentlemen, The Presidents of the United States: Billary Clint
Ladies & Gentlemen, tonight we have Rudolph the vole Vs. Odo the rat.
Ladies & Gentlemen. From England. The Femmetones - Joel
Ladies & Gentlemen. Missus Loretta Doyle -Mike on credits
Ladies & gentlemen, may I have your attention please! - Odo
Ladies & gentlemen. The parents of the Beatles - Tom
Ladies Anarchist Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society.
Ladies Golf Lessons - By Rasta Palmer, Bedroom Golf Champ
Ladies Wanted! ALL Positions. Will train!
Ladies and Gentlemen - Elvis has now left the building.
Ladies and Gentlemen - The KLF has now left the building.
Ladies and Gentlemen ÜßÜßÜß start your taglines
Ladies and Gentlemen!!! Your Florida Panthers!!
Ladies and Gentlemen!!! Your Vancouver Canucks!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis has left the bldg.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis has logged off the system.
Ladies and Gentlemen, McFly has left the building!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Roger has left the building.
Ladies and Gentlemen, a lesbian has left the building.
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is finished, the end has come-Paraguayan reporter
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Professor on the drum kit
Ladies and Gentlemen, the feminist has left the building
Ladies and Gentlemen.....Elvis has left the building.
Ladies and GentlemenAnd all androgynous creatures! --Odo.
Ladies and Gents, I give to you the Cheese-o-phone.
Ladies and gentleman! The Singing Dork! - Mr. Bergstrom
Ladies and gentleman........and all androgynous creatures... - Odo
Ladies and gentlemen, David Copperfield! -- Crow T. Robot
Ladies and gentlemen, This is Spinal Tap
Ladies and gentlemen, it's the 'Attila The Hun Show'!
Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a rediculous figure.
Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a rid
Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a ridiculous figure.
Ladies and gentlemen, start your mail readers
Ladies and gentlemen, the parents of the Beatles! -- Tom Servo
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Death speaking. Prepare to crash
Ladies and gentlemen, your pasty white Europeans! -- Crow
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Ladies beware; I know Tongue Fu!!
Ladies don't show their undies unintentionally.
Ladies love outlaws like babies love stray dogs
Ladies of leisure, with their eyes on the back roads
Ladies please keep  (.) (.)  off of the bar!
Ladies please keep your (___)(___) off of the bar!
Ladies with an attitude.
Ladies!  Ladies!  Don't all fight over me! - Vedek Victor
Ladies' Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society.
Ladies' clothes are your best defense against the system-BJ to Klinger
Ladies, I know Tung Fu.
Ladies, chain out, dosie doe! - Crow's square dance
Ladies, gentleman, androgynous creatures, may I have your attention
Ladies, gentlemen, and all androgynous beings!"--Odo
Ladies, it's ok to laugh in the bedroom, but don't point.
Ladies, please keep (___)(___) off of the bar!
Ladies: PLEASE KEEP (.)(.) OFF THE BAR!
Ladira It was the dawn of the Third Age of Mankind.
Ladle:  The only thing edible in a pot of leek soup.
Lady Astor - Why Sir Churchill you are drunk!  Churchill - And you are ugly, but I shall be sober in the morning!
Lady Godiva put everything she had on a horse
Lady Justice Blindfold: Hates to see lawyers make deals.
Lady Luck brings added income today.  Lady friend takes it away tonight
Lady Luck is a sick twisted bitch!
Lady MacBeth Red: The Lipstick That Won't Wash Off.
Lady Macbeth to her dog: "Out, damned Spot!"
Lady Wrestlers!  My love is wider than... -- Mike Nelson
Lady hacker with breast implants: Virtual mammaries
Lady lawyers LOVE hung juries.
Lady lawyers are appealing.
Lady of the Knight
Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent -Confucius
Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!
Lady with chastity belt is not having a ball.
Lady with dress up run faster than man with pants down.
Lady!  Have you got YOUR lions crossed!   Timon
Lady, how much longer are you going to be blowing smoke up our ass?
Lady, n. - What a woman should be in public. (And in bed, a whore.)
Lady, you got 10 absurd ideas for my one!   <Humphrey Bogart>
Lady, you just toasted the best BLT joint in the Tri-State area! -Tick
Lady, you're a real gentleman. - Hawkeye to Klinger
Lady: I like your style
Lady: Mrs. Fischer * Tom: I brought my asst. of nuts!
LadySmith: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!
Ladybug, Ladybug, Fly away home!
Laetrile is the pits.
Laetrile is the pits.
Laforge...." No Wesley you moron that's not how I ended up blind!!!"
Lager: it's the only thing that can kill a vindaloo!
Laid Off!: Gwen Home*
Lair Business Card:  "Dragons rescued.  Virgins slain"
Lair Policy:  Either you post a lot, or you look good in tight jeans
Laird has been brought in to stand in the corner of the circle. - Richie Benaud
Laissez Bon Temps Rouler!
Laissez Faire Economics is the theory that if each acts like a vulture, all will end as doves
Laissez Le Bon Temps Roullez!  Let the good times roll!  Cajun saying
Laissez le bon temps roule.
Lak of planning on your part doesn't justify an emergency on my part.
Lak?!  What kind of name is Lak?!  Oh... Lak the wizard!  Nice name!
Lake Erie died for your sins.
Lake Erie's so polluted, an atheist could walk across it
Lake Springfield: No mercury dumping without permit.
Lake Superior is frozen - take the short cut to Canada
Lake Wobegon, Minnesota; home of Powdermilk Biscuits!
Lake of Fire and Brimstone.  Safer for tourists than Florida.
Lakewood, Colorado
Lakitu and Goonie are now free!
Lala..Oqht'u and Mey'lota... Shut up, Worf!
LamBORGini - The car that really assimilates the road!
LamBORGini- The car that chooses to drive =you=!
LamBORGini:  The car that really assimilates the road!
Lama is close to something that spits, but I think its a kind of Holy man. - Keith Finlayson
Lama=priest.  Llama=beast.  Lllama=conflagration
Lamb of God, you take away the sin of the world, have mercy on us
Lamb stew:  Much ado about mutton.
LambdaComm System - Welcome to Trollinger Country
Lamentoso - With handkerchiefs
Lamers need not reply.
Laminites - Those strange people who show up inside new wallets
Lampoon - a device for harpooning lambs
Lampoon: a spear used for harpooning lambs
Lampoon: n. A device for harpooning lambs
Lampwork for Aromatherapy & Perfume Retail Counters
Lance Barton--  If you're good looking, you're gonna succeed through life. If you're ugly, you better pick up a book. Boy, you better pick up two books, and a computer while you're at it!
Lance Hillhouse:Professional Instigations for a Nominal Fee
Lance Hillhouse:Professional Instigations for a Nominal Fee
Lancelot of Borg : Resistance is feudal.
Lancelot, Knight of the Internet. Will cure virgins for food
Land Of Plenty - By Alison Ann Moore
Land Shark!
Land Trout migrate to earth occaisionally
Land Yacht:  An American built car with fins bigger than a Honda Civic
Land of NODos: Continued (Yesd/Nod)?
Land of Night (and high electric bills).
Land of Nod joke: "Nok Nok." "Who's there?" "NoA" "No?" "Hey!"
Land of song, sang the warrior bard
Land of the Bea Arthurs! -- Joel Robinson
Land of the Single Entendre
Land of the morning calm
Land of the morning calm ...........
Land passes with the encumbrances
Land shark - the cleverest species of them all.
Land shark!
Landing Tip: Fall to Earth at almost negative velocity
Landing lights on?     ÄÄ-ww-øUø-ww-ÄÄ
Landing. Please return Stewardesses to upright position.
Landlords DO IT every month
Landlords do it every month.
Lando learned how to play sabacc by listening to Kenny Rogers!
Lando of Borg:  You will be assimilated...It's Not My Fau
Lando's not a system, he's a man. - Han Solo
Lando's not a system, he's a man...Lando Calrissian
Lando, Lando, he's our man!  If he can't do it ... we'll get Han!
Lando, open the top hatch!
Landru pulled them down from the skies. - Reger
Landru!  Guide us!
Landru! Guide us! -- A Beta 3-oid, "The Return of the Archons"
Landru! We are the Archons! - Kirk
Landru. Died. 6000 years ago. - Kirk
Landscapers DO IT by design
Landscapers can help you hold up a bank
Landscapers plant it deeper.
Landslide geologists are unstable!!!
Lang, watch the protoculture!  You're starting to look like Scotty!
Lang___a movie is never just a movie
Langin's Law: If things were left to chance,  they'd be better.
Langsam's Law:       Everything depends.
Langsam's Laws:   1.  Everything depends.  2.  Nothing is always.<>3.  Everything is sometimes
Langsam's ornithological axiom: it's hard to soar with the Eagles when you work with Turkeys
Language is a human virus from outer space.
Language is a means by which mistakes are propagated.
Language is a virus from another planet
Language is a virus from another planet. -- William Burroughs
Language is a virus from outer space.
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S. Burroughs
Language is a virus from outer space. -Burroughs
Language is fossil poetry. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Language is fossil poetry. -- Emerson
Language is not a fish, Mike?  No bones
Language is the dress of thought. -- Johnson
Language shapes the way we think, and determines what we can think about. - Benjamin Whorf
Language speaks to the mind, but music speaks to the heart.
Language was born from our deep inner need to complain
Language went, It was a total loss. IBM is 99.8% compatible...With
Language without meaning is meaningless
Language- A system of organizing and defining syntax errors.
Language:  A System For Organizing And Defining Error Messages
Language: A dialect with an army and navy.
Language: A system for organizing and defining error messages.
Language: A system of organizing and defining syntax errors.
Languages that don't have separate genders are sexist!
Lao Tze
Lao-tze of Borg. Be like water. Water does not resist.
Laotion Proverb: When drowning, it is all right to be a fatalist, but one should still move one's feet
Lap Dancing Could be Dangerous with High Heels!
Lap-Top:  Smaller And Lighter Than The Average Secretary
Lap-Top: Smaller and lighter than the average secretary
Lap:  The place my cat wants to be when I'm online
Lapidarists favorite ice cream: Rocky Road
Laplace's Dictum: "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."
Laps :) Laps :) Laps :) ((TK)) :) Laps :) Laps :) Laps :)
Laps are so more than one person can sit on a chair at a time.
Laptop - computer lighter than the average secretary
Laptop computers are okay, but I would prefer my secretary back.
Laptop users should not be permitted to use joysticks.
Laptop users...Computer commuters.
Laptop:  Where my cat sleeps
Laptop: Lighter than the avg. secretary
Laptop: Where my cats sleep.
Laptop: where my kitties sleep
Laptoppers do it in the comfort and warmth of BED!!!
Laptops and Taglines; proof power comes in small packages.
Laptops are expensive toys.I can not afford 1
Laptops are popular because they can be used on the john.
Laptops flunk every safe work station guideline
Lard - We love to eat, we love to pray, mold over mind, hooray!
Large Cheese Pizza UPC Code ->  ³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³
Large Kats are a no-no, but a little pussy is fine
Large brains can contain small minds
Large cats are a no -no, but a little pussy is fine
Large cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone
Large cats're bad, but a little pussy never hurt anyone
Large fries...pie...large coffee...PRONTO!  --Tom Anderson
Large fry, pie, large coffe
Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women. -- Lord Kalvin
Large programmer gets flu ... the burly nerd catches the germ!
Large? What do you mean 'large'? - Dr. Forrester on ears
Largest executable program size       641K  (65634 bytes)
Largo al factotum della citta, largo!
Lark's vomit ?!
Larkinson's Law: All laws are basically false.
Larry Badger...meaner than a junkyard dog!
Larry Bell isn't a phone company, but he should be!
Larry Bird's gonna help 'em? - Crow
Larry Bird's gonna help 'em? -- Crow T. Robot
Larry D. Welch, Chief of Staff, US Air Force, was an Eagle Scout.
Larry D. Welch, General, US Air Force, was an Eagle Scout.
Larry King couldn't compete against Rush Limbaugh so Larry ran away.
Larry King... Radio's answer to Nyquil
Larry Laffer Lives!!
Larry Mondello as The Babe - Tom on hefty baseball player
Larry Mondello as The Babe. -- Tom Servo
Larry Storch?  Jerry Lee Lewis? -- TV's Frank
Larry Zbyszko: I fell and I couldn't get up
Larry is the name and, Plastics are my game
Larry, Curly and Moe at Tenagra. - Tamarian Comedy
Larry, the AUTORACE AVENGER
Larry, they're going to pull us to pieces! - Ralph Brentner
Larry, you're a dullard - Mike
Larry: Really frayed toothbrush that should've been tossed weeks ago.
Larry: Ummm! * Dr. F: Yummy noise! (Pizza & Pasta advert)
Larson
Larst munth i cudnt spel Jeeniealijest, now i are wun.
Las Vegas Law:  Never bet on a loser because you think his luck<>is bound to change
Las Vegas Plumber: All of our flushes are Royal!
Las Vegas Postcards are great to receive   ---
Las Vegas, Nevada:  It's against the law to pawn your dentures.
Las Vegas:  The land of the spree and the home of the knave.
Las mujeres se alocan con taglines largos
Las penas y preocupaciones no se ahogan en alcohol, SABEN NADAR
Las weak i kudden even spel jennyologest, n now eye r wun!
Lasagne is a staple of life!.
Lasciate ogni speranza
Lasciate ogni speranza o voi ci'entrate
Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate!  Heh heh heh... -- Ty
Laser Security System, mounts on 12 guage shotgun barrel
Laser envy! -- Mr. Potato Head
Laser printer on stun, Mr. Worf.
Laser printer set to stun
Laser printers are great but EXPENSIVE
Laser printers are toner deaf.
Laser printers do it without making an impression.
Laser printers purchased on Rodeo Drive are tonier.
Lass, ye've been hitting the graphite again.--Scotty
Lassie! Come home! I want to have your puppies!
Lassie! Watch out for that car! $^#@(*NO TERRIER
Lassie, Benji and NT = 2 stars and a dog!
Lassie, Benji and Windows = 2 stars and a dog!
Lasso her & tie her to a chair!  - Tom during square dance
Lasso her and tie her to a chair! -- Tom Servo
Last 2 words of the US national anthem - PLAY BALL!
Last Chance, No Taglines, Next Five Messages.
Last Christmas my father bought me a train set with a third rail
Last Friday it blizzarded. - Anna Steven 5/Nov/1995
Last Halloween I saw 22 Elvises. Do you think they were ALL costumes.
Last I heard he was calling himself "Shooting Star."
Last I heard he was calling himself "Shooting Star."
Last I heard, being alive is not a crime. - Morden
Last I heard, their asparagus was leaking. -Scott, WTNE
Last Law of Product Design:  If you can't fix it, feature it
Last Month I Couldn't Spell Internet.. Now I'm On It!
Last Roundup - By Brandon Irons
Last Tomb On The Left - Crow
Last Will and Testament?  Oh, come on, that's a dead giveaway!
Last Words of Schroedinger's Cat:  "MEOW!"
Last Words: "Brak? That's a stupid name for a barbarian."
Last Words: "Gimmee a match.  I think my gas tank is empty."
Last Words: "I went here few years ago. That bridge is perfectly safe"
Last Words: "I wonder how fast this car will go?"
Last Words: "If you knew anything, you wouldn't be a traffic cop."
Last Words: "Just watch me dive from that bridge."
Last Words: "Lemme have that bottle;  I'll try it."
Last Words: "Let's see if it's loaded."
Last Words: "Say, who's boss of this joint, anyhow?"
Last Words: "Step on her, boy, we're only going 75."
Last Words: "What if I hit this button..."
Last Words: "What?  Your mother is going to stay another month?"
Last Words: "Wife, these biscuits are tough."
Last Words: "You and *WHAT* army?"
Last Words: "You can make it easy...that train isn't coming fast."
Last Words: "Your mother wears army boots."
Last Words: Alright, give back the grenades, Hey! Who pulled the pin on this one?
Last Words: Give the gun back to daddy-
Last Words: Give the gun back to daddy-
Last Words: I swear, I didn't know she was your sister.
Last Words: Relax, it ain't loaded
Last Words: Relax, it ain't loaded
Last Words: Relax, it ain't loaded
Last Words: WOW, you look great today, so unlike the past years.
Last Words: no you're not fat like that, but when you turn around...
Last Words: no you're not fat like that, but when you turn around...
Last act of defiance
Last act of defiance
Last act of defiance
Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague; seek viaible alternatives. - William Safire
Last egg gets Al.
Last garage sale I had, some bozo bought the garage!
Last guys don't finish nice. -- Stanley Kelley, on the cult of victory at all costs
Last lap! - Larry
Last man to the escape pods is Borg fodder!
Last man writing
Last minute is always the most productive!
Last mistake you'll ever make
Last mistake you'll ever make - Luke Skywalker
Last mucked with on June 9th 1996
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.  -- Tommy Cooper
Last night I dreamed I had insomnia
Last night I dreamed you were back again.
Last night I dreamt I had insomnia!
Last night I dreamt I was a muffler and woke up exhausted.
Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish.  My dreams were broadcast all over the world. - Steven Wright
Last night I had a dream,
Last night I neglected to mention something that doesn't bear repeating.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. --Stephen Wright
Last night I was in mood2Csomething silly&idiotic on TV.So I put the cat there
Last night I was in the mood to see something silly and idiotic on TV. So I put the cat there.
Last night our sex was so good, the neighbors lit cigarettes.
Last night, yet another god-like alien entered my body.-- Troi
Last nights sex was so good the neighbours lit cigarettes.
Last of the Mohegans, but hopefully not forgotten!!
Last one alive's a wet ponce! -- Lister
Last one in is Cousin It! -Tom as people enter space ship
Last one out of Mass., shut off the lights.
Last one out of Washington, please don't forget to flush.
Last one out turn on the UPS.
Last one out, please shoot the liberal
Last one out, please turn off the lights
Last one out, turn off the Doctor!
Last one out, turn off the computer!
Last one to the montage is a rotten egg. -- Tome Servo
Last orders, please
Last read message 6 of 47258
Last refugee out of New York City, please turn out the lights. -Con$Ed
Last revised April 19, 1996
Last sentence left ambiguous on purpose
Last sperm in is a rotten egg!
Last spring I planted weeds...flowers popped up everywhere
Last supper: Sacrament administered to a dying Catholic.
Last thing I remember is this leggy red-head with a whip.
Last thing I remember was this leggy blond with a whip
Last thing I remember was this sexy redhead with a whip.
Last thing I remember, I was running for the door. 
Last thing people want is truth. -Sylvester Stallone
Last time I felt this good was 9 A.M. - about 12 years ago.
Last time I had sex, well. I'm thinking.
Last time I heard being alive was not a crime.
Last time I saw Odo, he was looking rather pail.--Sisko
Last time I saw Rasta, he was looking for his Ganja stash.
Last time I saw a lobster *that* big, it was wrestling The Rock on SMACKDOWN!
Last time I tried to eat a Dodge Omni, it damn near ran me over! -- Josh 
Last time I tried to eat a Dodge Omni, it damn near ran me over! -- Josh Fielek, when told that most people are omnivores
Last time we met it was in a low-lit room --U2
Last time we mixed politics with religion, people got burned at the stake.
Last time you knew all the answers you were wrong.
Last time you turned up, my life was runied -Martha
Last to know . . .First to go!
Last train is nearly due--the underground is closing soon
Last two words of the national anthem: Play ball!
Last typed(words) of a fanatic gamer: 0MG H4XX0RZ H0W D1D U R4P3 M3, 1 W4S PWNING
Last weak, I kudent spel progrmir, now I r wun
Last weak, I kudent spel progrmir, now I r wun
Last week I couldn't even spell engineer, now I are one.
Last week I couldn't spell prgmar, now I are one!
Last week I even forgot how to ride a bicycle.
Last week I even forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steve Wright
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steve Wright
Last week I got in an accident speeding to my stress management class.
Last week I went fishing and all I got was a sunburn, poison ivy and mosquito bites
Last week on Cannon - Crow
Last week resembled paradise: no f*ck*ng bills at all!
Last week the candle factory burned down.  Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday. - Steven Wright
Last week went so poorly I forgot how to ride a bicycle
Last week's pet, this week's special
Last weke I cudn't even spel kumpooter programer and today I are one!
Last word of a Hero. AARRRGHHFFF smdsker
Last words - "Is it safe?" William Palmer
Last words are for fools who haven't said enough- Karl Marx
Last words at Rusty&Edie's: Ed, go see who's at the door.
Last words in Las Vegas..Give me the money I told you not to give me!
Last words of Bill Gates at execution "Damn, that Windows 95."
Last words of David Koresh: "I said a BUD Light!"
Last words of James T. Kirk:  "Bridge on the Captain!"
Last words of Sir Hector: "Watch me goose yon slumbering dragon, lad."
Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!"
Last words of most rednecks: "Hey guys, watch this!"
Last words: " It's OK, I trust her..." ... *BOOM!!!!!!*
Last words: "'Brak'? That's a stupid name for a barbarian!"
Last words: "..23..24..Well, that's the last of his arrows."
Last words: "A Communist sticker on the Warbot? ... I'll shoot it off."
Last words: "A Nightmare, huh?  I'll attack for one round and prepare to run."
Last words: "A cute looking coala with a WHAT!? THEY can't use Kalashnikovs, no!?"
Last words: "A juggernaught? What the hell's a juggernaught?"
Last words: "A sign labeled `pit'?  I walk up to it."
Last words: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"
Last words: "AGAIN!?!?!"
Last words: "After what we took, he won't be able to afford an assassin."
Last words: "Aha!  So you're the [killer/spy/vampire]!"
Last words: "Airstrike? Sure.....But I get one too."
Last words: "All clear, guys."
Last words: "Anything but a fumble now...."
Last words: "Aw, come on. I'm sure he's forgotten about that last time."
Last words: "Beeping? O.K. I put it back in my holster."
Last words: "Black Ice in Mom and Pop's Grocery?!" {front for money launderers}
Last words: "Blue, no...wait, Yellow! Aaaaarghhhh" {to a bridgekeeper}
Last words: "Bob, you have any grenades left? Throw me one..."
Last words: "Bugger! Failed my Intelligence test."
Last words: "But [longbows/match locks/nuclear weapons] haven't been invented yet..."
Last words: "But he has to be our friend!"
Last words: "But this was supposed to be foolproof!"
Last words: "By the way, what's the reverse of "summon"?"
Last words: "C'mon!  We're a team!"
Last words: "Call me Kregor the Undying!"
Last words: "Can I eat this green slime?"
Last words: "Click?? ...This doesn't come with ammo?"
Last words: "Come on!  Arrows versus Kevlar?"
Last words: "Come on, there are more good mutations than defected ones."
Last words: "Come on, there's no such thing as a sword made of arsenic..."
Last words: "Come on, we haven't found any traps so far."
Last words: "Computer, I'd like to register my mutation... It's Machine Empathy."
Last words: "Cover me."
Last words: "DO NOT OPEN"
Last words: "Dammit, this thing won't die!"
Last words: "Damned be him who first cries, 'Hold, enough!'"
Last words: "Demogorgon."
Last words: "Did you see that guy's head?  I wonder what did this."
Last words: "Do something, SCHMUCK !"
Last words: "Do you think it's a toxic spirit?"
Last words: "Does anybody in the group have Doc Wagon?"
Last words: "Don't I get the farie fire bonus on my parry."
Last words: "Don't be silly. That kind of monster NEVER follows you."
Last words: "Don't worry - I have Pilot-7."
Last words: "Don't worry sir, we can handle it."
Last words: "Don't worry! I still have a dagger attack."
Last words: "Don't worry, I can hit him!  I can hit him!"
Last words: "Don't worry, he is probably just first level."
Last words: "Don't worry, the DM won't hose me"
Last words: "Don't worry, what are the odds of rolling a 1 on a d20 ?"
Last words: "Don't worry, wyvern don't attack unless they're provoked."
Last words: "Don't worry.  I know what I'm doing!"
Last words: "Don't worry.  I've got a plan."
Last words: "Don't worry. This is just another empty room."
Last words: "Don't worry. This ship won't sink with this little water inside."
Last words: "Don't worry. With the amount of modifiers you've got there's no way he'll
Last words: "Dragon? What dragon?"
Last words: "Dragons give you a lot of Exp."
Last words: "Easy kill."
Last words: "Easy, boy.  What's this stupid horse's problem?"
Last words: "Elves don't die. They live eternally." {Not this one, of course}
Last words: "Feel like surrendering ?"
Last words: "Finally!  I thought that troll would never die."
Last words: "For some reason I had always imagined that bugbears were somewhat smaller."
Last words: "Funny, doesn't *look* like a cyberpsycho...."  {but it was one}
Last words: "Get him!"
Last words: "Give you my T.O.&E ?! Figure it out yourself..."
Last words: "Gummy werebears? They should be cake to kill once they turn human."
Last words: "Guys, I'm out of ammo."
Last words: "Guys, there's some giant bugs in the hallway."
Last words: "Ha ha ha!  Let's put bookworms in his spell research library."
Last words: "Hah! I'm not dead yet.  I still have five hit points."
Last words: "He has a threat rating of WHAT ?"
Last words: "He hit me for HOW MUCH?????"
Last words: "He just fell off the 10th floor? I run over and catch him."
Last words: "He looks like a sunburnt elf?  Huh."
Last words: "He wouldn't try that trick again!"
Last words: "Here kitty, kitty, kitty..."
Last words: "Here, hold this rope while I go down."
Last words: "Hey folks, follow me, I remember the way to the dungeon exit."(Lost)
Last words: "Hey man, they're just two lousy orcs..." {He never saw ogres before.}
Last words: "Hey scumbag, we'll do it my way, or I'm gonna have to kill you."
Last words: "Hey you! Frost Giant! How's the weather up there?"
Last words: "Hey!  Where's my components?"
Last words: "Hey, Bill, cast a Detect Invisibility, quick.  Bill.  Bill?  Where's Bill?"
Last words: "Hey, I bet I can do that better than you can!"
Last words: "Hey, I found it.  I'm keeping it."
Last words: "Hey, I know a dragon when I see one."
Last words: "Hey, she's female. Don't worry, this GM never has female villians."
Last words: "Hey, this chest just bit me!"
Last words: "Hey, we're out! We're safe!"
Last words: "Hey, where did I put the top to this Decanter of Endless Water ?"
Last words: "Hey, where'd all the big spiders come from?"
Last words: "Hey, wow, something that really DOES 'go bump in the night' !"
Last words: "Hmmm... odd-colored walls. Well, I touch one." {turned to stone}
Last words: "How does one control something once it gets out of the pentagram ?"
Last words: "How much will you give me for this idol I found (cursed)?"
Last words: "How would you like to have this sword?"
Last words: "Hubba hubba!  The nymph's taking off her clothes!"
Last words: "I ain't afraid of no ghost."
Last words: "I am not getting short-changed by this guy."
Last words: "I attempt to disbelieve"
Last words: "I bar the door!" {Door opened inward.}
Last words: "I bet it's just an illusion."
Last words: "I bet that without Mjolnir you're a real wimp."
Last words: "I bet this is not under current."
Last words: "I can banish this demon."
Last words: "I cast a fireball" (into a 10'x10'x10' room)
Last words: "I cast a hellblast." {at a gas station}
Last words: "I cast a lightning bolt at the ochre jelly."
Last words: "I didn't find any traps !!"
Last words: "I don't care. I'm taking a bath right now."
Last words: "I don't understand.  It should be dead by now."
Last words: "I drink the bottle marked POISON on the off-chance that it's the extra-healing potion."
Last words: "I explain to the ogre that it was an honest mistake."
Last words: "I finally shot that owl that's been folowing you around !"
Last words: "I follow them."
Last words: "I give him the finger..."
Last words: "I go through the door... Wait, I check for traps!"
Last words: "I have a very bad feeling about this."
Last words: "I have this dungeon at home, I know where everything is!"
Last words: "I hear a clic-clac? OK, I'll do a fast peek, like in Miami Vice. Those guys never got shot."
Last words: "I jump from our car into theirs."
Last words: "I jump off the roof - He won't get my last HP then."
Last words: "I just HAVE to know what that magic trap(/item) does."
Last words: "I kill it."
Last words: "I knock at that door."
Last words: "I know an illusion when I see one."
Last words: "I know how to handle a flame thrower."
Last words: "I know if I draw a card I'll get the VOID."
Last words: "I light the torch. What do you mean there is a sizzling sound ?"  -* BOOM *-
Last words: "I never fall asleep during guard jobs."
Last words: "I never get lost."
Last words: "I never get to have any fun!"
Last words: "I open the door and see who it is." {in response to a knock on the door}
Last words: "I pull the metal ring out of the sphere."(Recognize a Holy Hand Grenade?)
Last words: "I really didn't know it was against the law."
Last words: "I rolled a 20.  How could that be a miss?"
Last words: "I see HOW MANY wights?!"  (from the crypts of Ravenloft)
Last words: "I shoot a missile at one of the wasps."
Last words: "I sit on the pale lady with the funny teeth." (Ahhh! the infamous vampire)
Last words: "I stab the dragon and tell it to get off me."
Last words: "I stand right underneath the Fire Giant and point my wand straight up."
Last words: "I step back as far as I can." {In an elevator}
Last words: "I tackle her." {She was a wolf shapeshifter in human form}
Last words: "I think I'll rob that place."
Last words: "I think he can be trusted."
Last words: "I think we'll have to reason with him."
Last words: "I thought lighting the candles around the pentagram was YOUR job."
Last words: "I thought this spell required a 5-sided star..."
Last words: "I thought you said "Cone of Cold" not "Coin of Gold"!"
Last words: "I throw a grenade at them." {in the middle of a weapons storhouse}
Last words: "I throw the grenade..." (Onto a proch less than ten feet away)
Last words: "I try to move silently in plate armor..."
Last words: "I try to resurect him with this rod."
Last words: "I try to talk to the blob."
Last words: "I wake up quickly!"
Last words: "I want my reward."
Last words: "I want to kill something."
Last words: "I wish we had a 10 foot pole.  Oh well."
Last words: "I won't fall in; I just want a better look at what's down there."
Last words: "I wonder what this wand does ?" {waving it around}
Last words: "I wonder what's in here?"
Last words: "I'd better carry the explosives, I've got demolition skill."
Last words: "I'll cover you!"
Last words: "I'll cut the red wire."
Last words: "I'll hide my ship near the planet's ring?" {which is where several hundred
Last words: "I'll hold my breath and run through the gas."
Last words: "I'll just close my eyes and walk up to the dracolisk holding up my mirror"
Last words: "I'll just walk up to the dragon invisibly"
Last words: "I'll kick the door in!"
Last words: "I'll kill that sucker if it's the last thing I do." {It was...}
Last words: "I'll light a fire." (In the woods at night (attracted bears)}
Last words: "I'll open it."
Last words: "I'll open the door, sneak up on him from behind and backstab him!"
Last words: "I'll pull the lever."
Last words: "I'll put my head in, and see what's inside."
Last words: "I'll take off my armor so I'm silent and slip past the dragon."
Last words: "I'll try it on."
Last words: "I'll try to fix it."
Last words: "I'll try to pick his pockets." {Pockets belonged to a level 30 mage.}
Last words: "I'll use my taunt skill."
Last words: "I'm SURE there are no traps."
Last words: "I'm a vampire. No mortal can kill me."
Last words: "I'm bored..."
Last words: "I'm heir to the crown.  They wouldn't dare!"
Last words: "I'm invincible!"
Last words: "I'm not powerful enough, can't you just give me second level."
Last words: "I'm so tired. I'll sleep during my watch tonight. Nothing will happen."
Last words: "I'm sure reinforcements will get here on time. They promised."
Last words: "I'm sure they didn't trace me."
Last words: "I've been here before. There are no traps in this section."
Last words: "I've got better things to do than run your petty errands, your highness."
Last words: "I've got plenty of spells; I don't need to carry a weapon."
Last words: "I've got you now!"
Last words: "If we look brave and fearless, they won't attack."
Last words: "If you cut me down, I will only become more powerful."
Last words: "In my present mood I could cast 'Speak with Dead' and talk to myself."
Last words: "Is this one really able to breath fire?"
Last words: "Is this scroll pronounced 'HAStur HAStur' or 'HasTUR HasTUR' ?"
Last words: "Isn't the rope double-secured up there!?"
Last words: "Isn't there anything exciting in this dungeon?" (said to GM)
Last words: "It could be dangerous!"
Last words: "It doesn't look like anyone is hiding in here."
Last words: "It doesn't look very fast; we can easily swim across."
Last words: "It has an ejector seat? I pull the lever." {in a helicopter-like Flybot}
Last words: "It probably just wants to be friends."
Last words: "It seems easy enough"
Last words: "It'd be stupid to trap this!"
Last words: "It's dangerous, but think of the experience points."
Last words: "It's only an illusionary red dragon!"
Last words: "It's only infantry."
Last words: "It's only one wight.  The others are just ghouls."
Last words: "Just because you're a dragon doesn't mean you can push ME around."
Last words: "Just watch, I bet I get the one item that's cursed."
Last words: "Let me control this steering-wheel now."
Last words: "Let me handle this."
Last words: "Let me have this stupid skeleton with my two-handed sword."
Last words: "Let's blow open the airlock."
Last words: "Let's go in."
Last words: "Let's rush them."
Last words: "Let's see what'll happen when I mix these two potions together ?"
Last words: "Let's split."
Last words: "Let's walk this way."
Last words: "Lightning bolts don't ricochet off stone walls, do they?"
Last words: "Live and let live ? Yeah, right!"
Last words: "Look at the size of those tracks!"
Last words: "MAGIC ITEMS!"
Last words: "Magic is for wimps."
Last words: "Master, I kind of forgot to feed your familiar." {never seen again}
Last words: "Maybe this wasn't such a good idea."
Last words: "Maybe we should just kill him."
Last words: "Me first Me first."
Last words: "Money!"
Last words: "My Character is being careful."
Last words: "My God will protect me."
Last words: "My first arrow MISSED the magic-user pointing at me?? OK, I shoot again!"
Last words: "My two mutations? ...But I've only one!"
Last words: "Mysterious shadows in the room? I'm not scared --- you can't spook me!"
Last words: "NOOO, don't touch anything inside..."* BOOM * {inside a laboratory}
Last words: "Naah. He's the DM, he never kills PCs."
Last words: "No problem.  That's easy!"
Last words: "No retreat, no surrender!"
Last words: "No security force is *that* fast responding."
Last words: "No, I wasn't reading the module. I was just looking at the pictures."
Last words: "O.K. pal, take your best shot."
Last words: "OK! I moon the Balrog!"
Last words: "Ochre jelly?  Ok, everyone, break out the bread and the peanut butter."
Last words: "Oh cute!  Look at the fuzzy little cubs!"
Last words: "Oh don't worry.  The poisonous ones have orange stripes."
Last words: "Oh no!  Let's go help them!"
Last words: "Oh these, I've fought them before..."
Last words: "Oh, he puts those in all of his dungeons.  It's a gas spore."
Last words: "Oh, no.  We're being rescued.  How embarrassing!"
Last words: "Oh, that component was worth THAT much ?"
Last words: "Oh.  He'll miss.  Just look at my AC."
Last words: "Okay, Ed, your underwear explodes!"
Last words: "Oops."
Last words: "Quick !! How does one UNSUMMON a demon lord ?"
Last words: "Quick!  What did that scroll say ?"
Last words: "Read it to me." {It was a fireball scroll.}
Last words: "Remember that demon that you HAD imprisoned down in the cellar ?  Well..."
Last words: "Run away!"
Last words: "Sacrifice...?"
Last words: "Say, what's that red dot on your forehead?"  {laser sight}
Last words: "So that giant fell into the pit?  I'll jump over it and get his treasure."
Last words: "So they have a tank...big deal! I have an M-16!!! I can kill it."
Last words: "So what?"
Last words: "Something's wrong with my d20."
Last words: "Stand back you wimps.  I'll kill it."
Last words: "Stop!"
Last words: "Sure you can use the LRM Carrier platoon in this scenario ."
Last words: "Switch to 2nd Edition? Okay, what the hell..."
Last words: "Take out a Beholder's eyes, and Bingo!"
Last words: "That fire wand only had 25 charges left on it ?!"
Last words: "That was no healing potion!  I'm gonna kill that swindler!"
Last words: "That's only a statue"
Last words: "The warding circle for this demon wasn't continuous before, was it ?"
Last words: "Then I'll hit him back!" {spoken at the start of a bar brawl.}
Last words: "There is no trap on the door, so let's open it"
Last words: "There is only two left..."
Last words: "There's no way they'll ever find us."
Last words: "They can't possibly outflank us.  We have a multi-scanner!"
Last words: "They can't see me.  I'm invisible!"
Last words: "They don't look so tough."
Last words: "They need a twenty to hit me, I'm invincible"
Last words: "They will flee in terror from my "
Last words: "They're only kobolds!"
Last words: "This 250' wall has so many holes, it should be easy to climb."
Last words: "This is a push-over dungeon."
Last words: "This trap only hits one time. Trust me, I'm sure."
Last words: "This type of undead can't drain levels"
Last words: "Those noises are probably nothing."
Last words: "Trap? What trap?"
Last words: "Trust me. I know what I'm doing"
Last words: "Trust me."
Last words: "Turn !!!" {to bone golem}
Last words: "Uh guys? Hello? Anyone?"
Last words: "Uh, what does 'explosive decompression' mean?"
Last words: "Um... I charge the machine gun nest."
Last words: "Umm... Do I have a gas mask?"
Last words: "Wait a minute, didn't the old man say something about a curse?"
Last words: "Wait. Let me first look through the keyhole." [a trapped one]
Last words: "Wanna see my new spell?"
Last words: "Want some help ?" {said by an magic apprentice}
Last words: "Was that rune inscribed on the cage important ?"
Last words: "Watch this."
Last words: "We are all out of candles, so I used lanterns to surround the pentacle..."
Last words: "We are in luck! The dragon is sleeping"
Last words: "We killed all monsters on this level."
Last words: "We'll let him fire the mortar, he's not to good with a gun."
Last words: "We'll untie the prisoners and lock them in the closet."
Last words: "Well ...., I'll touch it again"
Last words: "Well, at least I tried...?"
Last words: "Well, if you didn't belch, who did?"
Last words: "Whaddya mean, a pentagram only has FIVE sides?"
Last words: "What a stupid 'bot." {It was a hunter-killer drone}
Last words: "What a useless scroll. It just says, HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR over and over again..."
Last words: "What could possibly go wrong?"
Last words: "What do you mean 'the bullets are just bouncing off'!"
Last words: "What do you mean 18 meter long crocodile--you just said crocodile."
Last words: "What do you mean I hear water?" {in a tunnel}
Last words: "What do you mean `energy weapons are illegal' ?"
Last words: "What do you mean the skull is floating in the air?" {Demilich float}
Last words: "What do you mean the whole room we're in detects as a trap?"
Last words: "What do you mean they threw it back ?"
Last words: "What do you mean trolls regenerate!?!"
Last words: "What do you mean, `It doesn't work' ?" {Item with no more charges left.}
Last words: "What kind of glue do you use to fix a DragonOrb ?"
Last words: "What kind of idiot would set boobytraps in his own home?"
Last words: "What's in this bottle ?" * POP * "Uhh... oh-oh..."
Last words: "What's the duration of this Fly spell?"
Last words: "What's with that wierdo with the teeth?"
Last words: "What?!  I thought you said fifTEEN kobolds."
Last words: "Where'd that thief go now?"
Last words: "Who cares about f*king telepathics. Lets torch him."
Last words: "Who's bringing up the rear?"
Last words: "Whoever did this must be long gone by now."
Last words: "Why can't we take Clarissa (Disguised evil high priestess) with us?"
Last words: "Why does the writing on that book disappear while I am reading it ?"
Last words: "Why is this man speaking in sign language?"
Last words: "Why is your torch flame turning blue?"
Last words: "With this body in my possesion I shall now rule the world!!"
Last words: "Wonder what this button does ?"
Last words: "YOU are the UGLIEST guy I've ever seen." {to an 8 foot tall troll}
Last words: "Yeah, I know it's dangerous, but think of the experience points."
Last words: "You are on my side, aren't you ?!"
Last words: "You call yourself a barbarian, you son of a witch ?"
Last words: "You don't look like a mage!"
Last words: "You mean ...  this ... is the last ... torch?"
Last words: "You mean there's more ?" {About undeads which entered the room}
Last words: "You mean they get to use the critical hit chart too?"
Last words: "You mean this suit is nuclear powered? Get me outta here! ... Guys?"
Last words: "You must be kidding! No?"
Last words: "You watch the door, I'll take out the Gas Spore (Beholder) that's guarding  the treasure."
Last words: "You wouldn't dare!"
Last words: "You wouldn't happen to have a banishment spell memorized...?"
Last words: "You'd have to be a GOD to smile after that hit!"
Last words: "Your armor is too noisy.  Wait here and I'll scout ahead."
Last words: "Your mother was a Gully Dwarf."
Last words: "Zoinks!  I sure hope that's just Scooby behind me."
Last words: -"What do you mean 'No reaction' ? I hit him again harder !"
Last words: Dinosaur? Hey, no problem, right Balinor?"
Last words: GM:"You don't get your +5 for being a dwarf, because it's special bodak power"
Last words: GM:"You're very lucky, you all don't know how lucky you are! Save or take 210 points of damage"
Last words: Hey, wake up, they're coming... For Heaven's sake, WAKE UP!
Last words: I can't possibly miss..."
Last words: I put my AK97 under my coat and go to the subway
Last words: NPC: "Lets drop our weapons and talk."  PC : "Okay!"
Last words: No, you may NOT have another cookie.
Last words: Oh, that bat's not much of a problem." {playing ULTIMA Underworld}
Last words: Oh, that bat's not much of a problem." {playing ULTIMA Underworld}
Last words: One of these must be the right one...just start pushing buttons at random,
Last words: PC1: "So... who knows how to drive?" {noone knew but they didn't care...}
Last words: PLAYER:"BEGONE THINGS OF EVIL!!!"  REPLY:"Begone thing of good."
Last words: Star Wars:"Stormtroopers can't hit a Wampa at this dist..."
Last words: That auto-targetting laser can't hit me! I have human reflexes."
Last words: To powerful demon:  "Try me sh*t breath!"
Last words: To sleeping dragon: "Oops, sorry...didn't mean to disturb you."
Last words: Traveller:"Who took the battery out of my grav belt?"
Last words: You racist!  They're elves.  So what if they're black?"
Last words: we'll hit it."
Last year 20 thousand people were caused by accidents
Last year 450 people fell off their bikes in Oregon and drowned
Last year I did not receive the 15,000 items I requested for christmas
Last year I got my wife a Mothers' Day gift that left her speechless.  In fact, she didn't speak to me for three weeks.
Last year I was 39.  This year I'm 3A.
Last year I was 39.  This year I'm 3A.
Last year I went trick or treating and told dad jokes, but I only got a couple Snickers.
Last year many lives were caused by accidents
Last year many lives were caused by accidents
Last year many lives were caused in automobile accidents.
Last yeer I kudn't spel Engineer.  Now I are won
Last yur I kudnt spel modjerater now I are won.
Last, but not least, MY favorite; A TOMMYGUN! The Mask
Last, but not least, avoid cliche's like the plague
Last_laugh = gloat();
Lastly, as all parents discover, a baby is someone who must have a bottle or bust
Lastnight I went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2
Late ? Bill is ill, I bet, Al.  (Palindrom)
Late Again - By Misty Buss
Late Night's Number 1 "Van Pattens or Body Parts":     "Dick"
Late Nights  - By S. A. Due
Late Nite Diversions, Sarnia, Ont.
Late Roman score -Lions=3 Christians=1
Late at night, when it's dark & cold, I reach out for someone 2 hold
Late mail due to Khitomer Rememberance Day holiday
Late mail due to Tetryon particle decontaminination of mail packet
Late mail due to a temporal causality loop
Late mail due to defective positronix matrix transfer technology
Late of Pablo Fanques Fair - what a scene!  Ä Beatles
Late reply due to Baryon decontamination of mail packet
Late to bed and late to rise ist die beste Eierspeis' !
Late to bed, early to rise means you bbs
Late, too late, all the wretches run... - Queen
Late-night movie fans: Igor-Gasms
Lately I've been suffering from poetic anemia... I'm not getting enough irony
Lately it occurs to me what a long strange trip it's been...J. Garcia
Lately, I'm like a watch that's overwound
Lately, I've come to see that "Common Sense" is not so COMMON!
Lately, We've Been Here Just About All the Time
Lately, it occurs to me
Lately, things just don't seem the same. 
Later and later and later and later and later and later
Later on we'll perspire    as we sit by the fire
Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire
Later!                    Tony  Morency
Later, 'O' Mighty Tag God
Later, dude.
Later, in completely unrelated footage - Mike
Later, in completely unrelated footage... -- Mike Nelson
Later, somewhere near a chicken farm - Crow
Later. Latest. Too late! Lenore Karidian
Later...on the Planet of Easily Frightened People...- EWJim Announcer
Later...on the Planet of Man-Eating Socks...- Earthworm Jim Announcer
Latest Blonde Invention: Ejector seats for Helicopter Pilots
Latest Blonde Invention: The Cordless Bungee.
Latest Catholic Craze- "Cheeses of Nazareth"
Latest Catholic Craze- "Portable Prayer Power: Pope on a Rope"
Latest Catholic Craze- Souveigner of the Pope's visit: "Holy Sh!t"
Latest book out: Complete Idiot's Guide to Taglines
Latest conspiracy theory:  Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
Latest figures show the death rate remaining steady at one per person.
Latest galactic thrill:  Tribbles replace Ben-Wa Balls
Latest game on the Enterprises holodeck? - DOOM!
Latest issue of Taglines Today:  Tagline Repair - Is It Right For You?
Latest news!  Conference moderator overthrown by a coup!
Latest news!  GM overthrown by a coup-deville!
Latest news! Conference Moderator overthrown by a coup!
Latest news! SYSOP overthrown by a coup!
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population
Latest word from Microsoft about Windows: "April Fool!"
Latet anguis in herba
Latex Linda... Pooh's *OTHER* honey pot.
Latex condom I'd love to live in one of those! --Grandpa Simpson
Latex lovers live longer
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather. - Wakko Rinse. - Dot Repeat! - Yakko
Latimun tarnishes, Family lasts forever. Rom
Latin Dances For Sheep - By Sam Baa
Latin for "I will stand in public and beg for a quid.  It is dandy."
Latin is a real angina gluteus maximus.
Latinized, they're Bilious and Hilarious
Latinum - don't leave home without it!
Latinum TALKS! ...  but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
Latinum isn't the only thing that shines.
Latinum talks
Latrine time. - Large
Latter-day Saints         sh*t happens again and again and again
Latter-day Saints: **** happens again and again and again
Laudate Dominum.
Laugh ?  I nearly paid the poll-tax
Laugh Loud And Perspire--Vulcan Curse
Laugh a Little... .. Sing a little
Laugh a lot.  A good sense of humor cures almost all of life's ills.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. --Laurie Kuslansky
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry, and someone yells, "Shut up!"
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess
Laugh and the world laughs with you; pun and you pun alone
Laugh and the world thinks you are an idiot!
Laugh at reality.  It can't understand this, as the joke is on us
Laugh at your problems, everyone else does.
Laugh at your problems. Everybody else does.
Laugh at your troubles & you'll never run out of laughter.
Laugh at yourself before anyone else can
Laugh at yourself- the God/dess loves company, and You!
Laugh away, bipeds. Soon the joke will be on you! - The Ants  [Tick]
Laugh i nearly bought a round
Laugh it up, Hairball
Laugh it up, fuzz ball. - Han Solo
Laugh now mighty Jabba, but soon all this will be mine. - Tessek
Laugh now, but one day we'll rule the world!
Laugh of the day - Sleepwalker climbing stairs
Laugh or Die
Laugh track: fraudience.
Laugh when you can; cry when you must.
Laugh while you can Monkey Boy!
Laugh while you can, before you accumulate too many wrinkles!
Laugh while you can, monkey boy. <John Worfin>
Laugh while you can, monkey-boy. - Dr. Emilio Lizardo
Laugh while you can, monkeyboy!
Laugh while you can, monkeyboy! - Lord John Wharfin
Laugh with me!  Laugh with me! - Guitierrez, on Freakazoid
Laugh with me! Laugh with me! - Guitierrez, on F!
Laugh! And the world things you're an idiot
Laugh&world laughs with U.Cry &U cry w/ your girlfriends--Laurie Kuslansky
Laugh, and the whole world laughs with you; weep, and you weep alone. - Ellen Wheller Wilcox
Laugh, and the world ignores you
Laugh, and the world ignores you, Crying doesn't help either.
Laugh, and the world laughs at you
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. - Snore and you sleep alone.  RAH
Laugh, and the world think you are an idiot
Laugh, and the world wonders what you are up to
Laugh, clown, laugh. This is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like
Laugh, it will cure most forms of mental sicknesses
Laugh-a while-a you can, monkey boy! - Dr. Lizardo
Laugher is the hiccups of a fool. <John Ray>
Laughing In The White House  - By Polly Tickle
Laughing all the waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy
Laughing at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
Laughing at ourselves as well as with each other gives a surprising sense of togetherness. - Hazel C. Lee
Laughing at you is like drop kicking a wounded humming bird
Laughing at your computer...?  Explains your need for a rubber room.
Laughing cows are pretty.
Laughing is good for you so I find humor in my everyday life by looking for people at whom I can laugh.
Laughing morons from the planet Xerox.
Laughing morons from the planet Xerox.
Laughing rides, midway lights, shining stars on summer nights. -Rush
Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humour
Laughing together is the greatest aphrodesiac
Laughing too loud at the rest of the world with the boys in the crowd.
Laughter feels good all over, but it only shows in one place.
Laughter gives strength; tears takes strength away.
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. --Bob Newhart (1929 - )
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects!
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects!
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. --Arnold Glasow
Laughter is also infectious
Laughter is also infectious
Laughter is an instant vacation. --Milton Berle
Laughter is contagious - start an epidemic!
Laughter is contagious - start an epidemic!
Laughter is contagious.  Be a carrier.
Laughter is infectious. Excitement goes to my head!
Laughter is infectious. Excitement goes to my head! -Rush, _ChainLight
Laughter is inner jogging. -Norman Cousins, editor and author (1915-1990)
Laughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship.
Laughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship.
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. --Oscar Wilde
Laughter is part of the human survival kit. --David Nathan
Laughter is part of the human survival kit. --David Nathan
Laughter is the Goddess's hand on the shoulder of a troubled world.
Laughter is the Goddess's hand on the shoulder of a troubled world.
Laughter is the best lubricant for life's engine.
Laughter is the best medicine...cheaper too!
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Laughter is the closest distance between two people. -- Victor Borge
Laughter is the hand of God on the shoulder of a troubled world
Laughter is the jam on the toast of life. It adds flavor, keeps it from
Laughter is the most healthful exertion. --Christoph Wilhelm Hufeland
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
Laughter lub's lifes engine
Laughter ringing in the darkness. People drinking for days gone by. - Queen
Laughter... the no side effect tranquilizer.
Laughter:  The shortest distance between two people
Launch fighters.  Fire at will. - Sinclair
Launch microprobe. Janeway
Launchpad McQuack wrote it?  No WONDER it crashed!
Laundry day down here - Dr. Forrester
Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children. -- M. Robbins
Laundry:  A place where clothes are mangled
Laundry: A place where clothes are mangled or disappear
Laundry: a place where clothes are mangled.
Launegayer's Obversation:  Asking dumb questions is easier than<>correcting dumb mistakes
Laura Palmer is my Mother
Laura had secrets and around those secrets she built a fortress
Laura's Law: No child throws up in the bathroom
Lava come down soft and hot. Better love me now or love me not
Lava, American Style - Tom
Lava, American Style! -- Tom Servo
Lava-Men.  I *hate* Lava-Men! -- Ladyhawke
Lavel is a martyr. Ashon
Lavia's Law of Tennis:  A mediocre player will sink to the level<>of his or her opposition
Lavish spending can be disastrous.  Don't buy any lavishes for a while
Lavoris anyone? - Mike on crook with bottle
Lavoris, anyone? -- Mike Nelson
Law #1 of Avation: Number of takeoffs must equal number of landings
Law & Order = 357magnum & A Double Cheesburger w/Fries
Law and Order?  No!  Awe and lauder!
Law and order: A 19l1-A1 and a burger and fries to go
Law arises out of fact; that is, its application must be to facts
Law feigns where equity subsists. 11 Co. 90
Law firm:  Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.
Law is a rule of right
Law is crazy. Why so? They swear a man to tell the truth. Well? Every time he starts to, some damn lawyer objects!
Law is order, and good law is good order -- Aristotles
Law is the dictate of reason
Law is the science of what is good and evil
Law is the second oldest profession
Law of Annoyance:  When working on a project, if you put away a<>tool that you're certain you're finished with, you will need it<>instantly
Law of Applied Terror:  80% of the final exam will be based on<>the one lecture you missed about the one book you didn't read
Law of Arbitrary Distinction:  Anything may be divided into as<>many parts as you please
Law of Arrival:  Those who live closest arrive latest
Law of Christmas Decorating:  The outdoor lights that tested<>perfectly indoors develop burn-outs as soon as they are strung on<>the house
Law of Combat - Automatic weapons - aren't.
Law of Combat - Don't look conspicuous - it draws fire.
Law of Combat - If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.
Law of Combat - If the enemy is in range, so are you.
Law of Combat - If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
Law of Combat - Incoming fire has the right of way.
Law of Combat - Keep it simple, stupid.
Law of Combat - Never draw fire - it irratates everyone around you.
Law of Combat - No battle plan survives contact with the enemy.
Law of Combat - Recoilless weapons - aren't.
Law of Combat - Suppressive fire - won't.
Law of Combat - The easy way is always mined.
Law of Combat - Try to look unimportant - they may be low on ammo.
Law of Combat - When in doubt - empty your magazine.
Law of Combat - You are not Superman.
Law of Combat - Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
Law of Combat:  5 second grenade fuses will burn down in 3 seconds.
Law of Combat:  All five second grenade fuses are three seconds.
Law of Combat:  Always expect your opponent to make his best move.
Law of Combat:  Automatic weapons - aren't.
Law of Combat:  Don't look conspicuous - it draws fire.
Law of Combat:  Fortify your front, and you'll get your rear shot up.
Law of Combat:  Friendly fire - isn't
Law of Combat:  If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.
Law of Combat:  If short of everything but enemy, you're in combat zone.
Law of Combat:  If the enemy can't get in, you can't get out.
Law of Combat:  If the enemy is within range, then so are you.
Law of Combat:  If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
Law of Combat:  If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
Law of Combat:  Incoming fire has the right of way.
Law of Combat:  Interchangable parts - won't.
Law of Combat:  Keep it simple, stupid.
Law of Combat:  Leak proof seals - will.
Law of Combat:  Military Intelligence can be a contradiction in terms.
Law of Combat:  Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
Law of Combat:  Never draw fire - it irritates everyone around you.
Law of Combat:  Never share a foxhole with someone braver than you.
Law of Combat:  No battle plan survives contact with the enemy.
Law of Combat:  No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.
Law of Combat:  No inspection-ready unit has ever passed combat.
Law of Combat:  Organization is the enemy of improvisation.
Law of Combat:  Peace is our profession - mass murder's just a hobby.
Law of Combat:  Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.
Law of Combat:  Recoilless weapons - aren't.
Law of Combat:  Remember, your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
Law of Combat:  Smart bombs have bad days too.
Law of Combat:  Suppressive fire - won't.
Law of Combat:  The best armor is to keep out of range.
Law of Combat:  The best defense is to stay out of range.
Law of Combat:  The easy way is always mined.
Law of Combat:  The enemy diversion you're ignoring is the main attack.
Law of Combat:  The light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash.
Law of Combat:  The quartermaster has two sizes; too large & too small.
Law of Combat:  The side with the simplest uniforms, wins.
Law of Combat:  There's always an easy way, and it's usually mined.
Law of Combat:  Tracer rounds work BOTH ways.
Law of Combat:  Tracers work both ways.
Law of Combat:  When in doubt - empty your magazine.
Law of Combat:  You are not Superman.
Law of Combat:  Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
Law of Combat: 5 second grenade fuses will burn down in 3 seconds.
Law of Combat: All weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather
Law of Combat: Always expect your opponent to make his best move.
Law of Combat: Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing
Law of Combat: Fortify your front, and you'll get your rear shot up.
Law of Combat: Friendly fire - isn't
Law of Combat: If at first you don't succeed call in an air-strike
Law of Combat: If short of everything but enemy, you're in combat zone.
Law of Combat: If the enemy can't get in, you can't get out.
Law of Combat: If you can't remember, the claymore's pointed at you
Law of Combat: Interchangable parts - won't.
Law of Combat: Keep your boots & weapons where you can find `em
Law of Combat: Leak proof seals - will.
Law of Combat: Military Intelligence can be a contradiction in terms.
Law of Combat: Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
Law of Combat: Never argue with someone holding a Bazooka!
Law of Combat: Never share a foxhole with someone braver than you.
Law of Combat: Never sit when you can lie down
Law of Combat: Never tell the platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do
Law of Combat: No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.
Law of Combat: No inspection-ready unit has ever passed combat.
Law of Combat: No plan survives the first contact intact
Law of Combat: Organization is the enemy of improvisation.
Law of Combat: Peace is our profession - mass murder's just a hobby.
Law of Combat: Radios fail as soon as you need fire support desperately
Law of Combat: Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.
Law of Combat: Smart bombs have bad days too.
Law of Combat: Suppressive fire works on everything but the enemy
Law of Combat: The best armor is to keep out of range.
Law of Combat: The best defense is to stay out of range.
Law of Combat: The easy way is always mined.
Law of Combat: The enemy diversion you're ignoring is the main attack.
Law of Combat: The enemy invariably attacks when you're ready for them
Law of Combat: The enemy never watches you until you make a mistake
Law of Combat: The light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash.
Law of Combat: The quartermaster has two sizes; too large & too small.
Law of Combat: The side with the simplest uniforms, wins.
Law of Combat: There are no atheists in the foxholes
Law of Combat: There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work
Law of Combat: Tracer rounds work BOTH ways.
Law of Combat: Try to look unimportant D the enemy may be low on ammo
Law of Combat: Walking point = sniper bait
Law of Combat: You are not Superman.
Law of Communications:
Law of Communications: The result of improved and enlarge
Law of Complaints: Nobody notices when things go right
Law of Computability Applied to Social Sciences: If at first you don't succeed, transform your data set
Law of Computer programming: Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable
Law of Computer programming: If a program is useful, it will have to be changed
Law of Continuity: Experiments should be reproducible.  They should all fail the same way
Law of CyberSpace...He who carpals first must log-off last.
Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There's always one more bug
Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about,,,
Law of Destiny: Glory may be fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Law of Destiny: Glory may be fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Law of Failure:  Technology abhors little failures but rewards big ones
Law of Foot Wear: If the shoe fits, its ugly,,,
Law of Gardening:  Fancy gizmos don't work.
Law of Gardening:  Fancy gizmos don't work.
Law of Gardening:  If nobody uses it, there's a reason.
Law of Gardening:  You get the most of what you need the least.
Law of Gardening: Fancy gizmos don't work.
Law of Gardening: If nobody uses it, there's a reason.
Law of Gardening: You get the most of what you need the least.
Law of Gifts:  You get the most of what you need the least
Law of Heredity: Twits beget twits
Law of Highway Construction:  The most heavily traveled streets<>spend the most time under construction
Law of History:  History doesn't repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other,,,
Law of Human Quirks:  Everyone wants to be noticed but no one<>wants to be stared at
Law of Human Quirks:  Everyone wants to be noticed but no one<>wants to be stared at
Law of Infinite Data - There will *ALWAYS* be more to learn.
Law of Institutional Food:  Everything is cold except what should be.
Law of Institutional Food: Everything, even corn flakes, is greasy.
Law of Institutions:  The opulence of the front office decor<>varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm
Law of Insurance and Taxes - Whatever goes up, stays up.
Law of Kitchen Confusion:  Once a dish is fouled up, anything<>added to save it only makes it worse
Law of Libraries:  There are no answers, only cross-references
Law of Life's Highway:  If everything is coming your way, you're<>in the wrong lane
Law of Life:  When we try to separate anything out by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe,,, 
Law of Location:  No matter where you go, there you are,,,
Law of Observation:  Nothing looks as good close up as it does<>from far away
Law of Observation:  Nothing looks as good close up as it does<>from far away
Law of Observation:  Nothing looks as good close up as it does<>from far away
Law of Political Machinery:  When no viable candidate exists<>someone will nominate a Kennedy
Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed
Law of Probable Distribution: Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed
Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom; one
Law of Reduced Expectations: Less is less
Law of Regressive Achievement:  Last year's was always better
Law of Reruns:  If you have watched a TV series only once, and<>you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode
Law of Research:  Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Law of Retaliation:  Do whatever your enemies don't want you to do.
Law of Retroaction:  It is easier to get forgiveness than permission,,,
Law of Revelation:  The hidden flaw never remains hidden.
Law of Revelation:  The hidden flaw never remains hidden.
Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Law of Supply:  It's yours if you don't need nor want it.
Law of Synergism:  The one day you'd sell your birthright for something, birthrights are a glut,,,
Law of Telephone Dynamics:  The phone call you keep waiting for<>comes the minute you're out the door
Law of Telephone Dynamics:  The phone call you keep waiting for<>comes the minute you're out the door
Law of Virtue: It is its own punishment,,,
Law of Window Cleaning:  It's always on the other side.
Law of Window Cleaning:  It's always on the other side.
Law of holes: when you're in one, stop digging!
Law of probable dispersal: what ever it is that hits the fan, it will not be evenly distributed
Law of the Great Idea:  The only time you come up with a great<>solution is after somebody else has solved the problem
Law of the Individual:  Nobody really cares or understands what<>anyone else is doing
Law of the Jungle: Everyone is someone else's lunch
Law of the Jungle: He who hesitates is lunch
Law of the Kitchen: Cleanliness is next to impossible,,,
Law of the Lie:  No matter how often the lie is shown to be<>false, there will still remain a percentage of people who believe<>it true
Law of the Lie:  No matter how often the lie is shown to be<>false, there will still remain a percentage of people who believe<>it true
Law of the Marketplace:  If only one price can be obtained for<>any quotation, the price will be unreasonable
Law of the Marketplace:  Weekend specials aren't.
Law of the Office: Important letters which contain no errors will develope errors in the mail
Law of the Perversity of Nature:  You cannot successfully<>determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter
Law of the Search:  The first place to look for anything is the<>last place you would expect to find it
Law of the Yukon: Only the lead dog gets a change of scenery
Law regards equity
Law remains long after justice flees
Law remains long after justice flees! Hear that BUBBA ???
Law stands mute in the midst of arms. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero
Law students have better motions.
Law, without force, is impotent. - Pascal
Law:  The Joy of Lex
Law: The art of crippling you and then charging rent on the crutch.
Lawful Dungeon Master -- and they're MY laws!
Lawlessness is the condition in which your adversary refers you to a law he made
Lawmakers should not be lawbreakers
Lawn Care  - By Ray King
Lawn Care: Ray King*
Lawn dart! - Penguin
Lawn weeds?  Send $29.95 for ACME Concrete brochure.
Lawrence (Joe) Mac Donald
Lawrence Mac Donald. Ast.Manager of Maestro Music & Compositions
Lawrence O. Johnstone * Ukiah, CA * GEnie: L.JOHNSTONE2
Lawrence Radiation Laboratory keeps all its data in an old gray trunk.
Lawrence Welk can do it with bubbles.
Lawrence of Arabia might drive a Mirage.
Lawrence of San Francisco - Tom
Lawrence of San Francisco! -- Tom Servo
Laws  are  like  sausages, it is better  to  not see them made
Laws against bigamy protect the stupid man from himself.
Laws are Certain... Justice is Not!
Laws are abrogated or repealed by the same means by which they are made
Laws are for other people.
Laws are like bones; they're made to be broken.
Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them made
Laws are like sausages.  It's better not to see them being made. -- Otto von Bismarck
Laws are made to no purpose unless for those who are subject and obedient
Laws are silent amidst arms
Laws are society's common sense, written down for the stupid.
Laws are spider webs through which big flies pass and the little ones get caught. Honore de Balzac
Laws are the tools we use to build an orderly society. - Rush Limbaugh
Laws change, but justice is justice.
Laws change, but justice is justice.   --Odo
Laws die, books never. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
Laws do not persuade just because they threaten.  -Seneca, 95 AD
Laws don't stop crime - Armed Citizens & Just Punishment do.
Laws don't stop crime...Armed Citizens do.
Laws expand in proportion to the resources available for their enforcement
Laws grind the poor and rich men rule the law.
Laws of Computer Programming I: Any program, when running, is obsolete
Laws of Computer Programming III: If a program is useful, it will have to be changed
Laws of Computer Programming IX: Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited
Laws of Computer Programming V: Any program will expand to fill available memory
Laws of Computer Programming VI The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output
Laws of Computer Programming VII: Program complexity grows until it exceeds the
Laws of Computer Programming X: Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later
Laws of Computer Programming XI: There's always one more bug
Laws of Postal Delivery:  1.  Important mail arrives late.  2.<>Junk mail arrives the day it was sent
Laws on date rape create a climate of date hate.
Laws should be like clothes - made to fit the people they're to serve.
Laws that do not embody public opinion can never be enforced.
Laws were almost always made *by* men, but not *for* men.
Laws which derogate from the common law ought to be strictly construed
Laws without moral force have no standing
Laws, everything's a chance, isn't it? - Tom Cullen
Laws, not words, are imposed on things
Laws: poor substitutes for personal responsibility
Lawsuit, n. A machine which you go into as a pig and come
Lawyer (n): Larval stage of Politician.
Lawyer + Godfather = an offer you can't understand
Lawyer - Someone with his hand in your pocket
Lawyer - the larval form of Politician.
Lawyer - the larval stage of a Politician.
Lawyer = an individual whose principal role is to protect his clients from others of his profession,
Lawyer Testing" :because some things, even RATS won't do
Lawyer Testing" :because some things, even RATS won't do
Lawyer \LAW-yer\ v. 1. Uses the law to get yers.
Lawyer in posh restaurant? Ambiance chaser.
Lawyer in your compost pile?      Leave em there
Lawyer jokes: Lawyers don't like them, no-one else thinks they're joke
Lawyer to shark: "I promise I won't bite...."
Lawyer went to posh restaurants. He was an ambience chaser.
Lawyer's Duty:  Protect a client from others of his species
Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke
Lawyer's favorite Japanese corporation: Sosumi ( so sue me)
Lawyer's houses are built on the heads of fools. - G. Herbert
Lawyer, n. - Master of the court-martial art of tongue-fu
Lawyer, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law
Lawyer.....One skilled in the circumcision of the law.
Lawyer.....One skilled in the circumvention of the law. --Ambrose Bierce
Lawyer..One skilled in the circumcision of the law.
Lawyer:  A cat who settles disputes between mice
Lawyer:  Larval form of Politician.
Lawyer:  Someone trained in circunventing the law.
Lawyer:  The larval form of a politician.
Lawyer:  The larval stage of a politician.
Lawyer: A cat who settles disputes between mice.
Lawyer: An ambulance chaser.
Lawyer: I can prove either for an appropriate fee.
Lawyer: I prefer representing female; system clearly biased in her favor
Lawyer: Justice as Politician: Honest.
Lawyer: Larval form of politcian.
Lawyer: Larval stage of politican
Lawyer: One skilled in circumvention of the law.
Lawyer: One who calls a 137 page document a brief.
Lawyer: Someone trained in circumventing the law.
Lawyer: The larval form of a politician.
Lawyer: The larval stage of a politician
Lawyer: The only animal that defecates from both ends.
Lawyer: a cat who settles disputes between mice.
Lawyer: one skilled in the circumvention of the law
Lawyer: only person in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
Lawyer: someone who makes sure that he gets what's coming to you.
Lawyer: the larval form of a Politician
Lawyers & Hookers: Both hired to get their clients off.
Lawyers *ARE* the problem.
Lawyers - The greatest threat to America!
Lawyers - can't live with them ... can't eat 'em
Lawyers - can't live with them...can't die without them.
Lawyers - the larval form of politicians.
Lawyers DO IT on a table.
Lawyers DO IT to anyone & everyone & as often as they can!
Lawyers DO IT to you
Lawyers DO IT with appeal.
Lawyers DO IT with clause
Lawyers DO IT with extensions in their briefs.
Lawyers The #1 Cause of Divorces...
Lawyers View:  If Sh*t Happens, SUE!
Lawyers and Hookers: Both hired to get their clients off.
Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black.
Lawyers and wagon wheels must be well greased.
Lawyers are extraterrestrials.
Lawyers are like Sperm, one in a million turns out to be human!
Lawyers are like Sperm:  One in a Million turn out to be a Human Being
Lawyers are like Sperm: 1 in a Million turn out to be Human.
Lawyers are like cactuses, except the pricks are inside!
Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Horace
Lawyers are the larval form of politicians
Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham
Lawyers aren't crooks - just "ethically challenged"
Lawyers can remove their wingtips.
Lawyers can write a 100,000 word document and call it a brief
Lawyers can't think, people do.
Lawyers collect on marital bonds!
Lawyers complain about briefs.
Lawyers confuse justice for income.
Lawyers could be an important source of protein
Lawyers differentiate between "Free speech" and "Freedom of speech."
Lawyers do it in billable units.
Lawyers do it in briefs.
Lawyers do it in front of the Judge and Jury.
Lawyers do it in their briefs.
Lawyers do it on a trial basis.
Lawyers do it to anybody.
Lawyers do it to anyone
Lawyers do it to anyone they can!
Lawyers do it to anyone.
Lawyers do it to everyone
Lawyers do it to everyone they can!
Lawyers do it to everyone.
Lawyers do it to others.
Lawyers do it to you legally.
Lawyers do it to you.
Lawyers do it with clause.
Lawyers do it with extensions in their briefs.
Lawyers do it with precedents.
Lawyers do it, then charge high fees.
Lawyers eat their spawn.
Lawyers eat their young.
Lawyers elected to office pass laws that benefit lawyers!
Lawyers feel that every criminal has a right to a lawyer. - J. Elders
Lawyers get Melvin Belli-arrhea.
Lawyers get frequent flier miles.  Vultures don't
Lawyers get frequent flier miles. Why don't vultures.
Lawyers have got you in their cites!
Lawyers like wagon wheels must be well greased.
Lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal
Lawyers never lose their appeal.
Lawyers of Suffering: Grin & Barrett.
Lawyers or Toxic Waste Dumps ... hmm, tough choice.
Lawyers or Toxic Waste DumpsHmm, much the same
Lawyers or Toxic Waste Dumpshmmm, tough choice
Lawyers representing the Meek contacted me about my inheritance.
Lawyers should advertise on hospital ceilings.
Lawyers speak the truth judiciously
Lawyers try to pleas many clients.
Lawyers wear tight collar to keep foreskin hidden.
Lawyers wear tight collars to keep foreskin off their face
Lawyers work in their briefs.
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
Lawyers, the larva form of politicians
Lawyers, the mothers of deception.
Lawyers, the roadblocks to progress!
Lawyers, tramps, and thieves
Lawyers, your ambulance-chasing kind of people!
Lawyers- The greatest threat to America
Lawyers--the larval form of politicians
Lawyers. Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out!
Lawyers... A legal protection racket.
Lawyers:  The larvae stage of politicians.
Lawyers:  The larval form of politicians
Lawyers:  n The larval stage of politicians
Lawyers:  the best argument against gun control!
Lawyers:  the larval form of politicians.
Lawyers: The #1 Cause of Divorces
Lawyers: The best argument against gun control.
Lawyers: The larvae stage of politicians.
Lawyers: The larval form of politicians.
Lawyers: The number one cause of divorces.
Lawyers: n. The larvae stage of politicians.
Lawyers: n. the larval form of Politicians.
Lawyers: n...  The larval stage of politicians
Lawyers: the best argument against gun control..
Lawyers: the larval form of politicians.
Lawyers: the larval stage of politicians.
Lawyers: the private-sector equivalent of government bureaucrats.
Lawyers:the larval form of politicians
Lay a stick of bubble gum on an anthill for instant Siamese Ant Twins.
Lay down Sue and get some rest, you're delirious again!
Lay down, get IN, shut up, and hold on!
Lay in a course for pusuit. Maximum warp. Janeway
Lay in a course for the Romulan ship! - Riker
Lay my hands on Heaven, and the sun, and the moon, and the stars - NIN
Lay negligent and loose regard upon him.<Shakespeare>
Lay off the muses, it's a very tough dollar. -- S.J. Perelman
Lay off! You're suffocating me! - Crow as kid
Lay on MacDuff, and damned be he who cries, "Time out Dude!"
Lay on!  And damned be he who first cries "HOLD!"
Lay on! And damned be he that first cries; HOLD, ENOUGH!
Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!". -- Shakespeare
Lay on, MacTagline!
Lay then the axe to the root and teach governments humanity. - Paine
Lay your book on my chest.  Feel the word - Tori Amos
Lay your hands on me!
Lay-tex Con-dome..boy, I'd like to live in one of those! - Grampa
Laylei: A string of packaged condoms.
Laywer up to his neck in sand = Not enough sand!
Laz je da se mrak siri brzinom svetlosti!
Lazarus Long probably said it best!
Lazarus Long, Greatest lover of all TIME.
Lazarus Long:  The greatest lover of all time!
Lazer bleens! - Crow
Lazes, Melita!!!
Laziness and poverty are cousins.
Laziness can easily be mistaken for patience
Laziness is a heavy burden . Irish Proverb
Laziness is nothing more than resting before you get tired
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Laziness may appear attractive but work gives satisfaction
Laziness: Resting before you get tired
Laziness: The habit of resting before one is tired
Laziness: using a golf cart to play horseshoes.
Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom:  No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats---approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.
Lazy Employees - By Hans Doolittle
Lazy Employees - By Hans Doolittle
Lazy creatures, mynah birds
Lazy is taking coffee breaks between naps.
Lazy people have no spare time. -Japanese Proverb.
Lazy sysop - origin lost in space
Lazy: Motivationally deficient
Lazyboy. The name America's comfortable with.
LblError: Reply detected!   Autosending Netmail Scolding
LblError: Rude Netmail detected! Returning it to sender
Le Depp, c'est moi
Le Future, C'est C!
Le Mat Revolver: Assault weapon of the 19th century.
Le Predateur - Fancy Dinosaur Restaurant
Le boo!  Le hoo!  Le boo hoo!  -Fifi La Fume, TTA
Le chameau est un dromadaire dessini par un comiti.
Le chimpanz et l'humain ont 99% de leur ADN en commun
Le chƒtiment pour bigamie, c'est deux belles-mŠres
Le diable c'est moi !
Le jour n'est pas plus pur que le fond de mon coeur
Le jour ou les étoiles seront a vendre, elles le seront a un prix
Le lapin Energizer   a   t  arrt  et  charg   de   batterie
Le lapin est un animal craintif et nourissant
Le mieux est l'ennemi du bien.
Le monde c'est moi
Le pant, le gasp, le oooh la la.  ÄÄ Pepe LePew
Le plus je connais les hommes,plus j'aime mon chien
Le professeur de fran‡ais, c'est je!
Le public est merveilleusement tolrant; il pardonne tout sauf le gnie.!
Le roi est mort.  Jive le roi.  <The King is dead.  No kidding.>
Le stylo est sur la table - Beware the passing tanks!
Le'see..I wanna MODEM,'nd a RAM DISK,'nd KATHLEEN TURNER!
Le.man \'lem-an\ n [ME lefman, Fr. lef] : LOVER, MISTRESS
LeGaLiZe aNalSeX iN uNiTeD kIngDoMS
Lead - Follow - or get out of the way
Lead a horse to water, kill it and eat like a king
Lead by example
Lead me not into Temptation, can find it Myself
Lead me not into Temptation. (I can find it myself, thank you!)
Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself)
Lead me not into temptation - Unless there's money involved, of course
Lead me not into temptation - unless there's money
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find my own way
Lead me not into temptation, I enjoy finding it myself.
Lead me not into temptation, I know the way myself!
Lead me not into temptation, Lord. I can find it myself.
Lead me not into temptation, unless there's money involved.
Lead me not into temptation.  I can find it myself.
Lead me not into temptation.  I can find my own way.
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself!
Lead me not into temptation. I can lead myself quite well
Lead me not into temptation... I always find it myself!
Lead me not into temptation...unless it's chocolate!!!
Lead me not into temptation;  I'll find my own way.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. - Rita Mae Brown
Lead me not into temptation; I'll find my own way.
Lead me not into temptationFor I can find it myself
Lead me not to temptation for I can find it on my own.
Lead me not to temptation, I can find it myself!
Lead me not to temptation, I enjoy finding it myself.
Lead me not to temptation; I can find the way myself.
Lead on, MacDuff!
Lead on, sleuthful sidekick! There's a mystery to be solved! - Tick
Lead poisoning - getting shot
Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. (LAURENCE OLIVIER)
Lead the horses to water & pray they don't drown.
Lead us not into temptation (I can find it for myself)
Lead us not into temptation...I'll find it myself!
Lead us to temptation and deliver us some pizza.
Lead, Follow, or get the Hell out of the way
Lead, Follow, or...oh, go to your room!
Lead, follow, or get me a beer!
Lead, follow, or get out of the way -- but for God's sake
Lead, follow, or get out of the way.
Lead, follow, or get the heck out of the way!
Leader, n. - One who follows his nose into other people's affairs
Leader: Keep me briefed! * Crow: Make those briefs SHORT!
Leaders are like eagles, they don't flock, you find them one at a time.
Leadership is action, not position
Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry
Leadership is intelligence, humaneness and courage.  -Sun Tzu
Leadership is making people do what they don't want to do, and liking it. - H. S. Truman
Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G. Bennis
Leadership, Carries a chain saw and gets good results.
Leading Sledge: the world's most reliable pc's!
Leads 3 & 4 (RS-232) permanently connected to ground
Leagalize maru..mawa..moua..mawo..Pot.
Leah it's no good, we're just headed for trouble. --Donny Iris
Leak proof seals - will
Leak proof seals-will, self-starters-won't.
Leak:  A nautical situation calling for Leadership.
Leakproof seals ... Do
Leakproof seals ... don't
Leakproof seals aren't
Leakproof seals, will.  Quiet toilets, aren't
Leakproof seals--will.
Leakproof seals... do.
Leaky sunroof.
Lean Mixture:  non-alcoholic beer
Lean books are often larded with fat of others' works.
Lean just a little more and let's see what happens.
Lean left. Nah, your OTHER left! - Crow as barber
Lean on 'em a little and they fall into line. - Guido
Lean out ya window and shout ... I'll see if I can hear you!!
Lean'n to the Left, Lean'n to the Right, And thats Only the First Two!
Leano - Talk show host leans over to talk as they fade to commercial
Leap - and the net will appear.
Leap before you look! - The Tick
Leap of Faith:  Bungee jumping with a Bible
Leapees - Orville's alter egos - On the next ROBERTO!
Leapees - Sam Beckett's alter egos - On the next ROBERTO!
Leapers                    do it with timing.
Leapers always reflect before deciding what to do next!
Leapers do it time after time after time... -- Mike Gaines
Leapers do it with timing. -- Robin Kwong
Leapin' Lovers, Batman!  Batgirl just taught me a new trick!
Leapin' into some message wid no dought fo' safety.  Ya' know?
Leaping and dancing! --Ren McCormick
Leaping into a message with no thought for safety
Leaping into a thread with no thought for safety.
Leaping lizards! - Tom as dinosaur jumps
Lear Jet-flyin' limousine-ridin' stylin' and profilin' son of a gun!
Learn 3 clean jokes. - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Learn C++ as a second language!
Learn The Basics Of Clintonomics.  Call 1-900-SUK-U-DRY
Learn a foreign language...C
Learn a little each day!
Learn a new language and get a new soul.  <Czech proverb>
Learn a new language...think in WingDing fonts.
Learn a new mating position - Play chess.
Learn about *REAL* cults by reading "Cultes des Goules"
Learn about Asia. Read Eric Van Lustbader !
Learn about a lot of things and the world will open up to you
Learn about the Force, #TN#.
Learn about the Force, @FN@!
Learn about the Force, @TOFIRST@!
Learn about the Force, Bob.
Learn about the Force, Luke. - Obi Wan
Learn about the Force, Orville.
Learn about the Force, Streaker.
Learn about the force, Luke. - Obi Wan
Learn all you can from the mistakes of others. You won't have time to make them all yourself."     --Alfred Shienwold
Learn bomb disposal at home.  Send $29.95 to
Learn computer repair at home - buy a Gateway 2000
Learn from @FN@'s parents mistakes: Use a condom!
Learn from Orville's parents' mistakes: Use a condom!
Learn from children to have a meaningful old age.
Learn from other people's mistakes, you don't have time to make your own
Learn from other's mistakes rather than making them all yourself.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself
Learn from the past, adapt to the present, and work for the future.
Learn from the turtle who makes progress when it sticks its neck out.
Learn from ur   parents mistakes. use birth control
Learn from your parents' mistakes: Use a condom!
Learn from your parents' mistakes;  use birth control.
Learn how I made my 1st million.  Send $1 for Info.
Learn how to be a fabulous feminist!
Learn how to bend and you'll never have to break.
Learn how to spell, liberal trash. <--Troy Whited 01-15-94
Learn interesting new words. Page your sysop at 4 A.M
Learn math easily.
Learn more about paranoids -- follow them around.
Learn more about paranoids -- follow them around.
Learn more, learn faster
Learn new words... Page your Sysop at 3a.m.
Learn new words... Page your Sysop at 3a.m.
Learn patience  -  ray trace on an XT.
Learn six impossible things before breakfast
Learn something NEW today!
Learn something new every day!
Learn the basics of Clintonomics.  Call 1-900-SUK-U-DRY
Learn the basics of feminism.  Call 1-900-BEN-DOVER
Learn the delicious kiss of the lash.
Learn the difference between a warm heart and hot pants.
Learn the facts about Clintonomics: 1-900-SUK-U-DRY!
Learn the rules and you rules the multiverse. That is our goal
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
Learn the sacred words of praise: Hail Satan!
Learn to be sincere. Even if you have to fake it
Learn to disagree without being disagreeable!
Learn to fly--skydive!
Learn to fly. Skydive.
Learn to hate correctly
Learn to hate liberalism correctly
Learn to hate the liberal media correctly
Learn to identify local wildflowers, birds, and trees
Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.
Learn to laugh at yourself.............WE HAVE!
Learn to listen
Learn to listen, listen to learn.
Learn to listen.  Opportunity sometimes knocks very softly.
Learn to live on the bright side; there's less traffic
Learn to love me  -  'cause I AIN'T leavin' !!!
Learn to make better use of sugar and you can be like me! -Nightfall
Learn to mistrust your own taste - Mike
Learn to mistrust your own taste... -- Mike Nelson
Learn to pause -- or nothing worthwhile can catch up to you
Learn to pick your battles. Ask yourself ,,, Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?
Learn to recognize and acknowlege these mistakes.
Learn to recognize and acknowlege these mistakes.
Learn to recognize the inconsequential, then ignore it
Learn to say no politely and quickly
Learn to say no. - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
Learn to splel, danmit!
Learn to swim the Sea of Life, cease being a wannabe
Learn to think for a living.
Learn what, Tess?  Learn not to be human? - Richie Ryan
Learn which bridges to cross and which bridges to burn
Learn why the world wags and what wags it.
Learn your history or repeat it in summer school
Learn'd without sense, and venerably dull. - Churchill
Learn, Adapt, Move Forward. Be Well & of Good Spirits!
Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountainheads.
Learned men do not grieve for the dead or the living.
Learning - requires: shut mouth, open ears, and an open mind
Learning Experience, n.  - Words preceeding a short stay in a hospital
Learning French is trivial: The word for horse is "cheval," and everything else follows in the same way
Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way. -- Alan J. Perlis
Learning about the bondage uses of plastic wrap has made me Glad.
Learning and teaching ways to live a healthy life
Learning at some schools is like drinking from a firehose
Learning by doing
Learning by doing _is_ the virtual way
Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere
Learning is a wondrous thing!
Learning is finding out what you already know
Learning is fun...with Freddy-Freddy Krueger
Learning is the Candy Store of Life!
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Perelman
Learning isn't a means to an end; it is an end in itself
Learning makes people fit company for themselves.
Learning music by reading is like making love by mail
Learning that we're only Immortal for a limited time... -N.Peart
Learning that we're only immortal - for a limited time (Rush)
Learning the difference between a wall-sit and a couch-sit is the first step to a good workout.
Learning to Live Again is Killing Me
Learning to Live Again is Killing Me
Learning to build we learn integrity
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggrevation later in life. - Robert Byrne
Learning to let go is one of the hardest lessons in life.
Learning to live without stealing
Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all.
Learning to ski is an uphill battle.
Learning unix via man | pg
Learning without thought is labor lost.
Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous. -- Confucius
Lease duplicate removed taglines, but not here.
Lease removed duplicate taglines, but not here.
Leask, target your blaster at the nearest moderator AND SHOOT!
Least I could do...for a Captain of the Enterprise. -Kirk
Least knowledgeable of any president I've met.- Tip O'Neill on Reagan
Least popular new car option #6:  Hydraulic roadkill scoop
Least repeated phrase in the world:  "Here's your refund."
Least said is soonest disavowed.       - Ambrose Bierce
Least-Known Norman Rockwell Paintings "Christmas at the Hair Club for
Least-Known Norman Rockwell Paintings "Sweetheart of the Cell-Block"
Leather and rope.. the ties that bind.
Leather doesn't protect you, but you make a good looking corpse.
Leather is waterproof -- ever see a cow w/ an umbrella?
Leather:  It's not just for cattle anymore
Leave It To  a BLUE WAVER
Leave It To BWAVER
Leave Livingston alone!  We've got bigger fish to fry!
Leave Me Alone, I'm in Denile.
Leave Niki out of this, she is the 8th wonder of the world.
Leave Some Space In Your Habitat, The Spirits Need Room To Dance.
Leave That Thing Alone!
Leave Trousers Behind For Singles' Party Fun
Leave Trousers Behind for Singles Party Fun - film at 11
Leave a message after the scream...don't...DON'T...AAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH
Leave a reply here....thanks
Leave a tender tagline alone
Leave all thoughts of the world you knew before....  - The Phantom
Leave an Electronic Message; Save a Tree!
Leave an emergency number while on vacation - write "911"
Leave bad enough alone!
Leave bigotry in your quarters!
Leave bigotry in your quarters; there's no room for it on the bridge
Leave bigotry in your quarters; there's no room for it on the bridge. -- Kirk, "Balance of Terror"
Leave but don't leave me -Floyd
Leave crusts on, so dykes will recognise the sandwiches.
Leave everything a little better than you found it!
Leave everything a little better than you found it. - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Leave him alone Orville! He's monsterbating
Leave him alone! He's monsterbating
Leave him alone, he's got swine fever.
Leave it alone, Bob. It's dangerous---
Leave it to a moderator to moderate a moderator
Leave it to girls to take all the fun out of sex discrimination -Calvin
Leave it to me to ... create a religion around 'em. - J.Evans
Leave me alone, I'm dead!
Leave me alone, I'm having a crisis
Leave me alone, I'm having a sexual fantasy!
Leave me alone, I'm playing with my mental blocks
Leave me alone, lemme rock and Roll!"-RUSH
Leave me alone.  I'm tired.
Leave me alone. I'm sleeping with my kite - Crow
Leave me alone. I'm watching the hockey game!
Leave me drunk!  I'm alone!!!
Leave me out of this. - Dogbert
Leave me out of your sick fantasies, pal!
Leave me out of your sick fantasies, pal! ÄÄ Ranma 1/2
Leave my body in shame. Leave my soul in disgrace. - Queen
Leave my chicken out of this! - Crow T. Robot
Leave my crew alone! - Kirk
Leave my house at the weekend??No, I have a computer!!
Leave no Autobot uncrushed. -- Menasor
Leave no stone unturned -- Euripides (431 BC)
Leave no stone unturned.               Euripides (431 BC)
Leave nothing unguarded in Scarwood
Leave nothing unguarded in this echo
Leave packages of cryogenically frozen genetic material at the rear entrance!
Leave some phony dog poop on top of the deceased.
Leave that alone! Scott to Nomad
Leave that button alon#&%$$$ NO CARRIER
Leave the Highlander to me. --Kurgan
Leave the binary thinking to your CPU
Leave the gun. Take the canoli. - Molenzi
Leave the jokes to the Kremlin. - Col. Flagg
Leave the open road of regimented structure
Leave the toilet seat in the down position. - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Leave this case alone, Agent Mulder - Deep Throat
Leave this one, Bob.  I kind of like it. - The Joker
Leave this one, Orville. I kind of like it.
Leave this place.  They are not for you - Kosh
Leave this place. They are not for you.
Leave this to the Space Recorder and jettison it immediately. - Kirk
Leave truth to the police. -- Auden
Leave your BEST tagline here.... NOW!.
Leave your commbadge here! - Sisko
Leave your friends as stuffed as the mushrooms
Leave your messages here,and enter unexplored area
Leave yourself wide open; they'll be too confused to aim.
Leave, and never darken my towels again!  -Groucho
Leaves are falling all around, it's time I was on my way -Zep
Leaves us drifting in space! * Rimmer
Leavin' a Tagline over here Boss
Leavin' on a jet plain - Tom sings as jet takes off
Leavin' on a southern train only yesterday you lied
Leaving all I know back there
Leaving behind a path of destruction no matter where she goes.
Leaving immediately for Nepal, where I intend to live as a goat.
Leaving me lonely still
Leaving school?  No, you're not! Picard/Kamin
Leaving the 16-bit world behind at Warp 3!
Leaving the cap on your coffee cup will dilute it. : Rush Limbaugh
Leaving the note that she hoped would say more.  Ä Beatles
Leaving tomorrow on an Elephant Tipping Safari!
Leaving us so soon? -- Nailnose
Lebanese Chief Limits Access To Private Parts
Lebanese Chief Limits Access to Private Parts -film at 11
Lebanese government
Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California Baseball
Lec escaped from Auschwitz, by the way.
Lecce homo: homogenized milk.
Lecite se kod nas i umrecete zdravi !
Lectlawnlumber - Political yard sign
Lectroids? Planet 10? Nuclear extortion? A girl named John? <Prez>
Lecture on Clairvoyance cancelled - owing to unforeseen c
Led Zeppelin rules!!!
Led-Cross-Telol-Jagt-Flame-Horned-Goud-Roger-Rouge-Coverd-Led2-Destiny
Lee "Press-On" Wood - Crow on name in credits
Lee Harvery Oswald .. where are you when we need you?
Lee Harvey Oswald's aim was off by about thirty years.
Lee Harvey Oswald's brother's on the loose
Lee Harvey Oswald, where are you when we need you?
Lee Hu's Revenge
Lee Iacocca after being bitten by vampire:  AUTOEXEC.BAT
Lee Iacocca as a vampire - AUTOEXEC.BAT
Lee Iacocca is an autoexec
Lee Oswald, FBI informer #179, received $200 a month
Lee Press-On Tagline
Lee Press-on Talons - Crow
Lee Rich - In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy store.
Lee Rich has a mind like a steel sieve.
Lee Rich's demented and deluded mind.
Lee's Law:  In any dealings with a collective body of people, the<>people will always be more tacky than originally expected
Lee's Law: Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said that there'd be so many!
Lee's Scalping Tickets to Disney Land! -*- Mystic Infinity
Leech hackers:  Raiders of the lost .ARC
Leeches of the world, share with the poor
LeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeCH !!
Leesten very carefully, I shall say zis only once... - Michelle
Leetch: An escapee from The Cheshire Correctional Institution.
Leetch: Hated by Rangers bashers, and by message posters!
Left                      Middle                   Right
Left Field?  I only agreed to center!
Left Right Right Left (marching to a different drummer)
Left a good job in the city - Tom sings as voodoo girl
Left a good job in the city, workin for the man
Left a good job in the city, workin for the man every night and day
Left a good job in the city, workin for the man.
Left a good job in the city- Tom Servo
Left all alone to play in the wreckage of your shattered dreams
Left at the altar.  Wedding went off without a hitch!
Left hand is grasping strong, it does not fear its destiny!
Left hand threaded.
Left hand. Other hand. Vin
Left hand; power of the lords, builds upon our destiny
Left hand; power of the pure, the world will tremble at our command
Left hand; power to take what was ours from the day of birth
Left hand; triumph of the will, the world will whimper in our wake
Left handed tea cups are hard to come by these days
Left handers DO IT right.
Left heart in San Francisco. Had to. Owed the Hotel!
Left his booster on the launch pad.
Left lane fast, center-slow, right-carphones!
Left lane must turn right.
Left left left. . . No no no, your OTHER left!
Left the house and forgot to turn the answering machine on
Left the store without all of his groceries.
Left to his own devices, he'd be /dev/null
Left to it's own devices, evil can get awfully obnoxious.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Left, right, in a box by the door? --Marcus
Left-handed people are in their right minds.
Left-wing Tagline                       Right-wing Tagline
Left-wingers Trying socialism again.
Leftie's Whole Hog Sausage with 100 percent pure pork.
Lefties are better lovers.
Lefties are the only ones in their right minds
Leftist Americanism       My sh*t is your sh*t
Leftist, Marxist, Aardvarks Unite!
Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.
Leftover food and medical supplies. - G'Kar
Leftover nuts never match leftover bolts.
Leftovers"?  What are those?
Lefty Gomez's Law:  If you don't throw it, they can't hit it
Lefty Gomez's Principle of Productive Procrastination:  They<>can't hit it while I'm standing here holding it
Legal "loopholes" protect _you_ from being falsely convicted.
Legal Marijuana needs true glaucoma patients. 
Legal Reform: Fewer laws and stricter punishment.
Legal brief
Legal ethics
Legal form is essential form
Legal marijuana needs true glaucoma patients
Legal status does not change a drug's chemical properties
LegalBorg:Prepare to be litigated.Your case is irrelevant
Legalization != Encouragement
Legalize BSE!
Legalize Bingo!  Keep Grandma off the streets.
Legalize Drugs: Think of it as evolution in action.
Legalize Freedom!
Legalize IT, don't criticize IT !!!
Legalize Marajuana. Elect two Democratic Dopeheads!
Legalize free-enterprise murder. Why should only the government do it?
Legalize free-enterprise murder: why should governments have all the fun?
Legalize freedom.
Legalize maru... mawa... moua... mawo... Pot.
Legalize tobacco
Legalizing drugs would not condone their use
Legally drunk
Lege atque lacrima.
Legends - Sometimes adults fantasize in medieval.
Legends are as powerful as any truth. - Sisko
Legends can be now and forever leading us to love for God
Legends don't give zip codes - LaCroix
Legends never die
Leghorn of Borg. Prepare, ah say, prepare to be assimilated
Legislate a moment of SCIENCE in the public schools.
Legislate verbs, not nouns.
Legislation doesn't cure society's ills.
Legislation is no substitute for character
Legislation is the chief cause of criminality
Legislation: The Assault Weapon of socialism
Lego My Ego
Legs is the word.  Help spread the word
Legs!  Where are the legs? * Lwaxanna
Legs!  You're with Ducky! -- Woody
Legs! Where are the legs? -- Lwaxanna
Legs, n. - The word for the day. Spread the word!
Legs, where are the legs? --Lwaxana.
Legumes  - By P. Nutt
Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedi material;
Leia: "Would it helped if I got out and pushed?"   Han: "It might."
Leibowitz's Rule: When hammering a nail, you will never hit your finger if you hold the hammer with both hands
Leigh-ann Ever wonder what the other 0.56% of Ivory soap is?
Leisure Suit Larry 8: Larry Visits Sailor Moon
Leisure is the mother of philosophy.
Leisure time is that five or six hours when you sleep at night. - George Allen
Lekari kazu da su smrtonosne bolesti najgore.
Lemar's Parking Postulate:  If you have to park six blocks away,<>you will find two new parking spaces right in front of the<>building entrance
Lemin yellow sun arms raised in a V
Lemme be frank. When I say 'frank' I mean, you know, 'devestating'.
Lemme guess, you did something stupid again today?
Lemme guess:  "'39" by Brian May on Night at the Opera by Queen???
Lemme have that bottle;  I'll try it
Lemme help you Gary. You have those hammer toes - Dr. F
Lemme just stick a dollar in there - Mike on stripper
Lemme just stick a dollar in there... -- Mike Nelson
Lemme know how you like your personality when you get it
Lemme know if those dresses get too heavy, gr-r-r-rowl! Ä Yakko
Lemme tell ya, I've got some news for you.
Lemme' guess. Pinking shears? - Gypsy
Lemme' show you my appendix scar - Crow as drunk
Lemme' show you the giant crouton we're working on - Mike
Lemming Herder þ Kathryn Page
Lemming, Lemming...Lemming of the BDA
Lemming: The animal fundies resemble the most.
Lemming: The animal liberals resemble the most
Lemmings don't grow older, they just die
Lemmings know something we don't. - A.W. Quinn
Lemmings must be directed to the sea. - Frank Burns
Lemmings! All of you!
Lemon Curry, Hallelujah.  Fnord.
Lemon curry ?!?
Lemon curry ?!?
Lemon curry?
Lemon tree! Very pretty! - Frank sings
Lemon tree, very pretty! -- TV's Frank
Lemonade: First aid for lemons
Lench Mob, running from devil
Lend me some cache?  My chkdsk bounced... I'll give it write-back.
Lend me ten pounds, I buy you a drink
Lend me ten pounds, I buy you a drink - Shane MacGowen
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song.  Ä Beatles
Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.
Lend only what you can afford to lose.
Lend your books and lose your friends
Lending someone money will cause amnesia
Length of a meeting is square the number of people there
Length of an average blink:  0.1 second
Lenin's Tomb is a communist plot.
Lennier.  End this! --Delenn
Lennon of Borg.  Imagine there's no assimilation
Lennon's Law: Life is what happens while you are making other plans
Lennon, put them girls down or I'll tell your mother on you.
Lensmen eat Jedi for breakfast
Lent... it's not just for Catholics anymore...  - Dirty MindM
Leo Beiser's First Computer Axiom:  When putting it into memory,<>remember where you put it
Leo Tolstoy didn't do it with Peter I.
Leo Tolstoy: Warren Peace
Leo needs a new pair of shoes! -Leo Johnson
Leona in Dominion: "You Scratched BONAPARTE! You will DIE
Leonard Erickson only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
Leonard Nimoy for President 2000! The Only Logical Candidate!
Leonard Nimoy for President 92! Live Long and prosper
Leonard Nimoy for President 92! The Only Logical choice
Leonard Nimoy for President in 1992!  Live Long and Prosper!
Leonard Nimoy for President in 1992!  The Only Logical Candidate!
Leonard Nimoy hosts "In Search of Al Gore's Brain"
Leonard Nimoy hosts "In Search of Al Gore's Credibility"
Leonard Nimoy hosts "In Search of Al Gore's Honesty"
Leonard Nimoy hosts "In Search of Al Gore's Sense of Humor"
Leonard Nimoy hosts "In Search of Bill Clinton's Credibility"
Leonard Nimoy hosts "In Search of Bill Clinton's Honesty"
Leonard.Grossman@mcs.Com
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors
Leopards, tired of their spots, suffer suicidal thoughts.
Leper hockey game ended due to a faceoff in the left corner
Leper hockey game ended due to face-off in corner
Leper:  A wild cat.
Leperchan: Short person prone to taking over starships
Lepers repel.
Lepo je u zenskom drustvu biti povucen.
Lepper sportscast: "-And Johnson HEADS HIM OFF!"
Lepper sportscast: "-And he keeps a hand on it!"
Lepper sportscast: "-It's Blueboy by a nose!"
Lepper sportscast: "And it's a face-off!"
Lepper sportscast: "He lost his head over that one!"
Lepper sportscast: "He really put his arm into that throw..."
Lepre-Khan: Short person prone to taking over starships.
Leprechauns hide in Twinkies.
Leprous Ethics - Moral Decay
Lepse je sa kulturu !
Leptons and Gluons and Quarks, oh my!
Lern to spel, danmit!
Lern two spel.
Lerne Klagen ohne zu Leiden
Les Canadiens sont la!
Les Miserables metalaw: all laws whether good bad or indifferent should be obeyed to the letter
Les Nesman: Born to be mild... heck on wheels!
Les Tres Acadiennes du Stooge: LeRoux, Meaux et Coeurlez
Les bonnes actions repoussent les mauvaises. [Koran]
Les dieux naissent et meurent, les atomes perdurent!
Les mortels muerent.  Qu'importe la facon? -- LaCroix
Les opinions exprimees sont les miennes jusqu'a ce que je change d'avis
Les ordinateurs du futur pourraient ne pas peser plus d'une tonne et demi Popular Mechanics, 1949
Les pions sont les ƒmes du jeu
Les temps changent et nous changeons avec eux. - [Latin]
LesDlixia OK Rules ?
Lesbian - Person from the Middle East
Lesbian Cocktail Lounge:  A her-she ba
Lesbian Tagline: lick here -> [ ] <-
Lesbian UFO midgets who've kidnapped Elvis.  On the next Geraldo.
Lesbian drug testing: You're in Alice, sis?
Lesbian one-eyed dwarfs who can't dance - on the next Geraldo!
Lesbian one-eyed dwarves who can't dance - next on Geraldo!
Lesbian tagline: lick here -&gt; [  ] &lt;-
Lesbian trapped in a man's body
Lesbian's in the mist.
Lesbian's just keep going and going and going
Lesbian++  with object-oriented extensions.
Lesbian, Gay, and Bisexual Rights *ARE* Family Values!
Lesbian, n. - Just another woman trying to do a man's job
Lesbian:  Person from the Middle East.
Lesbian: Someone who trys to play a hymn without an organ
Lesbian: another case of a woman attempting to do a man's job!
Lesbianage, n. - Gay female spies
Lesbianage:  Gay female spy activity.
Lesbianism: Sh*t can happen lickity slit.
Lesbians - they're nothing but trouble!
Lesbians are a girl's best friend!
Lesbians do it with one-half, gays the other.
Lesbians give a whole new meaning to coffee Klatches
Lesbians just keep going and going and going
Lesbians just wanna have fun!
Lesbians just want to have fun!
Lesbians love whales because they have 10' tongues!
Lesbians love whales because they have ten foot tongues!
Lesbians make the world go round!
Lesbians may settle during shipment.
Lesbians melt in your mouth not in your hand!
Lesbians roasting on an open fire
Lesbians, they're not just for breakfast anymore!
Lesbians: They take a lickin' and keep on tickin'!
Lesbians: two hers trying to play hims without an organ.
Lesbin nazi hookers on the next Geraldo!
Lescargot: a lighter load.
Lesion - A unit of Roman Army
Lesley-Dee Dylan: "I Know Not What I Speaketh Of..."
Leslie Gore Borg: Judy assimilated Johnny at my party
Leslie Neilson for Police Commissioner
Less Government = Lower Taxes = Better Life.  Simple, no?
Less Talk.  More Synthahol!    - Worf
Less Than A Quarter  - By Nicola Dime
Less Than Zero BBS * Smallwood, NY * Home of Solution Net
Less advice and more hands. -German Proverb
Less filling!
Less government = more freedom.
Less government = more freedom. - Bob Dole
Less government is better!
Less is more
Less is more, more or less
Less is more.
Less of a good thing is sometimes better - ask anyone on a diet
Less rule-tossing, chastisements, warnings, and chatter, and MORE TAGLINES
Less talk  more Synthehol. (Said by Lt. Worf)
Less talk -- more Taglines!
Less talk -- more recipes!
Less talk -- more taglines!
Less talk ... more Synthehol. (Said by Lt. Worf)
Less talk! More Synthehol! -- Worf
Less talk, more action. Is this *ORAL SEX*?
Less talk, more synthahol&lt;Uuurp!&gt;  - Worf
Less talk, more synthahol. ... Worf
Less talk.  More grease. -- Crow T. Robot
Less talk.  More synthahol. * Worf
Less talk. More grease - Crow
Less talk. More synthehol. - Worf.
Less talking and more mindless mayhem! - Earthworm Jim
Less than 0.2% of the guns in the US are misused in crime.
Less than 1/5th of 1% of the guns in the US are misused in crime.
Less than 100 posts to go!
Less than a marriage, but more than a betrothal. Spock
Less than half the cars I own start any more...what's wrong with that?
Less wrestling & pain & slamming next time, ok? - Tom
Lessa will not tolerate *nine singing* fire lizards in her Weyr
Lesse - what to throw in return... Ah!  SEARCH:  RETURN
Lesse what I got here:
Lessee - shield, helmet, sword .I'm ready to play!
Lessee now....where DID I park that tongue???
Lessee.. what'll I buy first from my no-tax-hike savings?
Lesser artists borrow, great artists steal.  - Igor Stravinsky
Lesser artists borrow.  Great artists steal
Lesser known Shakespeare: /A Lot About Not Very Much At All/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /All Swell that Ends Swell/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /All's Well that Ends/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /Chinese Checkers/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /Crash Cymbals/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /Dick 3 - The King/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /Foot for Foot/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /Hamlet, Rince of Pork/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /Have It Your Way/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /Icicles/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /King Henry IV. - His Better Half/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /King Jack/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /Ludicrous/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /MacJennifer/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /Oreo and Jubilee/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /Othello, the Bore of Venus/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /Piglet, Son of Hamlet/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /Pyramus and Thisbe/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /Step by Step/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /The Alien Merchant from Venus/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /The Blaming of the Spew/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /The Domestication of the Mean Woman/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /The Flaming of the Screw/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /The Grumpy Wives of Tudor/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /The Light Breeze/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /The Naming of the Stew/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /The Phoenix and Turtle/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /The Purchase of Venice/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /The Temper/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /The Witticisms of Misapprehensions/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /Tits Anonymous/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /Twelfth-Night: or, Whatever/
Lesser known Shakespeare: /Verona's Two Gentlemen/
Lesser les bon temps rouler!
Lesser of two evils? Shoot both of 'em and start over.
Lessing's makes good food
Lesson #1, don't fry bacon in the nude
Lesson #1: Don't do your deep-fat frying in the nude.
Lesson #1: Don't fry bacon in the nude.
Lesson #201 - Never scratch your back with a vorpal sword.
Lesson learned from John Bobbitt-=-Always sleep on your s
Lessons are repeated until they are learned.
Lessons taught but never learned! All around us anger burns. -Rush
Lessons's learned from John Bobbit-=-Always sleep on your
Lest that our neighebores thee espye."
Lest we forget 20 July, 1969
Lestat of Borg: I am here to give you the choice I never had
Lestat's high-rise: The Vampire State Building
Lestat, you are the -damndest- creature!
Lestat, you deserve your vengeance. - Louis
Let 'em jump. If there's a million already, they don't need ME!
Let *US* cater your next affair
Let Barney ride any New York transportation system.
Let Bhagwans be Bhagwans.
Let Energy Sahpe Your Future     Civano Energy LLC
Let Galaxy Express 999 take you on a journey to the stars
Let Galaxy Express 999 take you on a journey to the stars
Let Go and Let God
Let God arise and His enemies be scattered
Let God be true, and every man a liar.
Let God sort out the ATF!!
Let Green Arrow be solo in Green Arrow's Book!
Let He who taketh the Plunge Remember to return it by Tuesday.
Let It Rot!
Let Joy and Innocence prevail
Let Light stream forth into the minds of men.A.A.Bailey
Let Light, Love, and Power, Restore The Plan on Earth
Let LimBORG do it.  He knows everything.
Let Me Take You By The Hand / Lead You Through The Streets Of London
Let Mortal Kombat begin! - Shang Tsung
Let Technology work FOR you
Let The Heaven And Earth Praise Him, The Seas, And Everything That Moveth Therein !!
Let The Peace of God Rule In Your Hearts !!
Let There be Lips!
Let This Be A Lesson To You - Stimpy.
Let Us Celebrate!
Let Us Not Love in Word, Neither in Tongue; But in Deed And in Truth !!
Let Us Open Our Checkbooks and Pray
Let Us Open Our Checkbooks and Pray- TV Evangelist
Let Us Open Our Checkbooks and Pray.  -- J. Swaggart.
Let Us Open our Checkbooks and Pray...
Let Us Run With Patience The Race That Is Set Before Us !!
Let Waco and Ruby Ridge be a warning to all Americans.
Let Waco be a warning to all Americans.  -- Bill Clinton
Let X = X.
Let Your Soul Be Your Pilot. Just make sure to disable the controls
Let a :-) be your umbrella
Let a Field Service Engineer put it in
Let a baby's hair and fingernails grow until their 1st birthday.
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage. - Publilius Syrus
Let a gardener trim your bush today.
Let a joy keep you. Reach out your hands and take it when it runs by. - Carl Sandburg
Let a man be punished when he commits the offense
Let a smile be your umbrella....Put on a happy face.
Let a smirk be your umbrella
Let all fetuses live.
Let all the learned say what they can, 'Tis
Let all things be done decently and in order. (1 Cor 14:40)
Let an Electrician undo your shorts for you.
Let anarchy reign.   VOID WHERE PROHIBITED!
Let anarchy reign.... MESSAGE VOID WHERE PROHIBITED!
Let arms yield to the gown.
Let art alone.  She's got enough guys sleeping with her
Let birds go further loose maybe! - O'Brien
Let brotherly love continue. - Hebrews 13:1
Let brotherly love continue. --HEB 13:1
Let butt be kicked.
Let certain bygones dry up and blow... dust in the net
Let conscience be your Guinan.
Let data be seen.
Let deeds, not words, be your adorning. -Baha'u'llah
Let down your defenses, go talk to her.
Let dull critics feed upon the carcasses of plays... Chesterfield
Let each man exercise the art he knows.      Aristophanes
Let every day be a dream we can touch
Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent. . &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
Let every one employ himself in what he knows
Let every thing that hath breath praise the Lord.
Let every thing that hath breath praise the Lord. - Psalm 150
Let every vote count. Al Gore
Let everything with breath praise the LORD
Let everything you do be done as if it makes a difference. - William James
Let fear belong to the enemy and victory will be ours!
Let freedom ring...Happy Fourth of July @TO@!
Let go of him, you BITCH!! - Joel to Evil Bot Timmy
Let go of me you malevolent murderous moron!! - Calvin
Let go of my ears! I know what I'm doing.
Let go of stuff......U-Hauls don't follow hearses.
Let go! One of us has to get out of here! Lt. Riker
Let government run crime to make sure it doesn't pay
Let he among you without sin cast the first... OW! HEY!!
Let he who has no sword sell his cloak and buy one. -Jesus
Let he who has not LEEEEEEEECHed cast the first stone!
Let he who has the best aim cast the first stone
Let he who is stoned cast the first sin
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. John 8:7b
Let he who is without sin shoot the abortion doctor!
Let he who takes a Monday plunge return it by Tuesday.
Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Thursday.
Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it!
Let heaven exist, even though our estate be hell. - Borges
Let her down easy, her heart is on the line
Let her know you'll always be her man.
Let her pale light in to fill up your room --U2
Let him brood. It has always been his way. - Janette
Let him choose out of my files, his projects to accomplish. -- Shakespeare, "Coriolanus"
Let him complete the ceremony, then he is ours for certain! - Egg Sheng
Let him go! Sisko
Let him go. Picard
Let him have it ! It's not nice to upset a................. Moderator.
Let him have it.  It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Orville.
Let him have it. It's not wise to upset an aardvark
Let him live like an idiot. It's worse than dying like a dog. Herc
Let him that moved you hither remove you hence.
Let him that would move the world, first move himself.  Socrates
Let him who accuses be of a clear fame, and not criminal
Let him who is stoned cast the first sin
Let him who is without kin grow the first clone
Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it
Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
Let history be my judge. Tain
Let it S|\|O|/\|???   |\|O!!!
Let it all hang out
Let it all hang out! (But not literally!!!)
Let it alone, guys... -- Joel Robinson
Let it be
Let it be done as formerly, let nothing be done rashly
Let it ever be the goal that stirs un, not the odds. -- Silver Surfer
Let it go
Let it go.  I'll take care of you. - Lwaxana
Let it go...
Let it hang in the breeze, and get caught in the trees
Let it never end -- Aether-Tongue, Stargazer
Let it out, let it in!  Hey, Jude, begin!  Ä Beatles
Let it roll, baby roll, all night long (c) Jim Morrison & The Doors
Let it snow!  Let it snow!  Let it snow!
Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow...Someplace else!!!
Let it snow, Let it snow....Someplace else!
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow...enough already!
Let it snow... Let it snow... Let it snow!!
Let justice be done though the heavens fall. -- Cole, Clan Brujah
Let justice be done though the heavens fall. -- Younger, Caitiff
Let justice be done, though the heavens should fall
Let length(Long_Walk) &gt; length(Short_Pier)
Let length(walk) &gt; length(pier)
Let loose the ferrets of the apocalypse!
Let love be your greatest aim. - 1 Corinthians 14:1
Let love seek and let love find.  It's simple. - Collective Soul
Let lying dogs sleep.
Let make the term "Carrer Politician" redundant
Let me 'splain...no, let me sum up. - Inigo Montoya
Let me OUT!!!   Zazu     Let me IN!!!   Timon
Let me annoint your beak with scented oils - Tom to Crow
Let me be blunt. Janeway
Let me be one of the first to welcome you back
Let me be polite about this. _Where the hell did you pull that one out from?_ --to Charles
Let me be the architect, I can do it! - George  [Seinfeld]
Let me be the first of millions to respond.
Let me be the first to offer you sex - Tom
Let me be the first to offer you sex... -- Tom Servo
Let me be the judge of that! - Clarence Thomas
Let me be the one to make the first concession. - Winn
Let me be your piggyback - KFMDM
Let me be your protection/Keep the vampires off your neck... Utopia
Let me be Ÿ FRANK Ÿ with you
Let me bring you up to speed... -- Wayne Campbell
Let me buy you an entire fleet of drinks. - L. Mollari
Let me call you Sweetheart
Let me call you Sweetheart - I can't remember your name.
Let me call you a taxi.  You're a taxi
Let me choose the postulates, and the world is mine!
Let me clarify this.  Is it random or is it chaotic?
Let me clean out this poison tank, said Tom deceptively.
Let me conduct a search... - Kira
Let me control a planet's oxygen supply and I don't care who makes the laws!
Let me die sleeping like my aunt -- not screaming like her passengers.
Let me do my TRIBUTE to FISHNET STOCKINGS
Let me do the talking. - Yakko
Let me eat you like an Icecream Cone!
Let me examine this more carefully.  &lt;Pooh&gt;
Let me explain it to you VERY slowly:  NO CARRIER
Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up
Let me feel the sun on my face. Companion/Hedford
Let me give you another standpoint on that,,,
Let me give you two answers to that....  Bill Clinton 1-11-96
Let me give you two answers to that....  Bill Clinton 1-11-96
Let me go back in and face the peril." " No It's too perilous!"
Let me go back in there and *face* the peril!
Let me go home and start over
Let me go! - Quark
Let me grab your bosom - Tom as guy helps girl
Let me guess, their rubber band broke, right? La Forge
Let me guess, you're here to deny that request? - Sisko
Let me guess--Next Tuesday? -James T Kirk
Let me guess.  Trust fund goody-goody. - Max Schreck
Let me guess. Someone tried to duplicate my access code
Let me guess. You want the secret of my filing system
Let me guess... you're going to call yourself "Beavis."
Let me guess...Babmi.--Scully
Let me guess...Bambi. - Scully (WotC)
Let me guess; Horrible. Am I warm? - Trillian
Let me guess; Horrible. Am I warm? --Trillian &lt;HHGttG&gt;
Let me have a McFry, a McHamburger and the right McChange
Let me have it if you must, folks. But I feel better now.
Let me have it, @FN@. It's not wise to upset a woman.
Let me have two brains on drugs, and an orange juice
Let me hear more!
Let me hear you potty talk - Tom leers
Let me hear your belelaikas ringing out
Let me help you relax -- Deanna
Let me hold your hand
Let me impress you with *MY* psychic ability - Mulder
Let me improvise this part, said Tom descriptively.
Let me in from the cold, turn my lead into gold -Floyd
Let me introduce my friends.  We never miss - TinTin
Let me introduce my lovely wife Pinkinia - Brain
Let me introduce myself. 
Let me introduce you to my undead friend
Let me introduce you to the "Little General"
Let me invite you all to a swap-meeting of the minds. - Chromedome
Let me just check my 'Non-Christian Rolodex'.. - Reverend Lovejoy
Let me just hoist my large ass in here - Crow
Let me just patronize you a bit - Crow
Let me just patronize you a bit... -- Crow T. Robot
Let me just say this about all these impersonations.-Father Mulcahy
Let me kiss it better. - Claudia - Interview
Let me kiss it, and make it better.... - Traci Lords
Let me know how you like it after you get it going!
Let me know how you make out.  I sure that you will enjoy BW.
Let me know if he eats her brains. - Wakko
Let me know if there's some other way we can screw up tonight.
Let me know if this message doesn't get through to you.
Let me know if ya want more
Let me know if you DIDN'T recieve this message!
Let me know if you didn't receive this message.
Let me know if you don't get this message
Let me know if you don't get this so I can send it again
Let me know if you don't receive this
Let me know if you find anything else. - Kira
Let me know if you have any other questions that I could  help with!
Let me know if you haven't received this message
Let me know if you learn anything!
Let me know if you receive this!
Let me know right away if you don't get this message.
Let me know what you find is the solution for you.
Let me know when something normal happens.
Let me know when the time for rational debate is over
Let me know when those costumes get heavy.  ROWR! Yakko, Animaniacs
Let me know when two finally equals three.
Let me know which list you might like to see, have, assimilate
Let me know, if this is of interest to you.
Let me live in a house by the side of the road and be a friend to man. - Sam Walter Foss
Let me make a man out of you, Capt. Servo - Evil Gypsy
Let me make you something to warm you up. Adel Renn
Let me not be quite so sure that my thinking is always correct.
Let me not to the joining of two minds admit impediments
Let me out of here fast.  TRON is catching up
Let me out of here, tagline theft isn't a crime Odo!
Let me out of this embassy, said Tom disconsolately.
Let me outta here. TRON is catching up to me.
Let me pat your fuzzy little head
Let me play Devil's Advocate here... -- Tom Servo
Let me play with it first and I'll tell you what it is la
Let me play with it first and I'll tell you what it is later - Miles Davis
Let me play with it first and I'll tell you what it is later.
Let me please introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste
Let me push a(*$#!@# NO CARRIER
Let me put it this way...DIS-MISSED!! - Potter to Frank & Maragret
Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience
Let me put some clothes on, Tom said modestly
Let me put that another way. - Father Mulcahy
Let me read my twelve book epic: My favorite bath time gurgles.
Let me recognize my problems that have been solved.
Let me recognize the problem so it can be solved.
Let me rephrase the question. Which would you prefer: Windows NT, or having your entire skin torn off, a little strip at a time?
Let me restate how much I hate you - Crow
Let me restate how much I hate you. -- Crow T. Robot
Let me rub some ointment on that, Tom said topically.
Let me run this past you once real slow. - Shai-ster
Let me sail, let me sail, let the Orinoco flow.  Ä Enya
Let me sail, let me sail, let the Orinoco flow. --Orinoco Flow/Enya
Let me say again: That recipe file is *gigantic*.
Let me say again: This tagline file is *gigantic*. - Jack Butler
Let me say one single word: dentistry. - PJO'Rourke on "good old days"
Let me say this:  bein' an idiot is no box of chocolates
Let me say this: bein' an idiot is no box of chocolates.  - F. Gump
Let me see ... Alt H ...AH SHI ... NO CARRIER
Let me see Alt-H    AW, SHI-NO CARRIER
Let me see Clinton the Idiot or Reagan the forgetful, I'll take Reagan!
Let me see if I can prove that, said Tom unassumingly.
Let me see that?! O'Brien
Let me see what I can come up with for you:
Let me see what a search comes up with:
Let me see what happen when you roll your face on the key
Let me see your bat a minute. - Hobbes
Let me see your tagline writing permit, sir.
Let me show ya something you ain't never seen
Let me show you how the guards used to do it
Let me show you the cure
Let me show you what is up.
Let me sing you songs from the woods
Let me sing you songs from the woods
Let me sleep on it
Let me smile with the wise, and feed with the rich
Let me stand next to your fire - Hendrix
Let me start this off by pointing out that GW Bush graduated from college,and Albert Einstein didn't
Let me stroke you a bit here (*)(*), ( v ) to get you in the mood!
Let me sweeten the deal a bit - Satan
Let me sweeten the deal a bit for you
Let me sweeten the deal a bit for you,   -- Beelzebub
Let me sweeten the deal a bit for you,  - Asmodeus
Let me sweeten the deal a bit for you, - Beelzebub.
Let me sweeten the deal a bit for you.
Let me sweeten the deal a little  -Beelzebub
Let me take you a button-hole lower. -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
Let me take you a buttonhole lower.
Let me take you down, cause I'm going to
Let me take you far a way, you'd like a holiday.
Let me take you far a way, you'd like a holiday. --Scorpions
Let me take you there!!! -- Kasmir, Led Zeppelin
Let me take you to a safer location my silky darling! -Ho
Let me take you under my thumb.
Let me talk to them - I know how these guys think. - NR Bureaucrat
Let me taste your honey . . .Honey
Let me tell you about murder.  It's fun, it's easy. - TinTin
Let me tell you of this new Empire we will forge... - Kahless
Let me tell you what is coming
Let me then switch tacks and change horses in midstream.
Let me think about that, ummmmmmmmm  Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  No
Let me think again, said Tom redeemingly.
Let me think... Don't hurt yourself, Pinky.
Let me through!  I'm a Texan! -- Crow T. Robot
Let me through! I'm a Texan - Crow
Let me try and enlarge your vocabulary &lt;kiss&gt; - 007 (T.S.W.L.M.)
Let me warn you, I can suck that up for hours. -- Barbara Matson
Let me whisper Sweet Nothings in your ear...Sugared Zeros"
Let my bower be of yew, interwreathed with myrtles new
Let my eyes guide thee.- Warlock
Let my machines talk to me. -- R.E.M
Let my people go!  ú  Land of Goshen
Let my people go! Land of Goshen......
Let my people go. - Exodus 7:16
Let my people sleep, that they may serve me - Big Brother
Let nature take its course. Riker
Let no good deed go unpunished.
Let no good deed go unrewarded
Let no guilty man escape. -- U.S. Grant
Let no man's heart fail because of him. - 1 Samuel 17:32
Let no one drive you insane if it's within walking distance
Let no one say we did not fight until the last
Let no one say we did not fight until the last. --Dwarven Soldier.
Let no one who loves be unhappy. Even love unreturned has its rainbow - James Mathhew Barrie
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper. - Thomas Fuller
Let not your tongue cut your throat.
Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these.	-- Ovid (43 B.C. - A.D. 18)
Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these. (Ovid)
Let overwhelming ambition be your coach.
Let people pull in front of you when you're stopped in traffic.
Let problems make you better, not bitter.
Let sleeping dogs lie! ..Should we even _expect_ them to be
Let sleeping dogs lie, but wake up those lying cats
Let sleeping dogs lie. -- Charles Dickens
Let sleeping dragons lie. - St. George
Let smiths perform the work of smiths
Let some things remain mysterious!
Let that boy boogie woogie. þ John Lee Hooker
Let the Blue Wave wash through your Window and cool your fevered brow
Let the Dragon ride again the winds of time
Let the Dragon ride again the winds of time. &lt;Dragon Prophecy&gt;
Let the Force be with you @TO@, Always
Let the Indy Cars roll on
Let the Jews all scream, let the Catholics burn;
Let the Libertarians rule for a change. - Camille Paglia
Let the Lord of Chaos Rule &lt;Dragon Prophecy&gt;
Let the Lord of Chaos Rule - Prophecies Of the Dragon
Let the Moderators do the moderating
Let the NegaForce be with you. - Darth Beryl
Let the PC mind police arrest me. I keep having sexist thoughts.
Let the Protestants hide, let the false ones wallow in their demise
Let the Word of God revive our dying land
Let the airplanes circle mourning overhead... -- Auden
Let the bass kick.
Let the booting begin!
Let the carnage begin! - Larry
Let the circle not be broken. Sybo
Let the dance begin! - The Tick
Let the dead rest and the past remain the past.
Let the doctor lady teach or I will shoot.
Let the doors of Pain be opened!
Let the doors of Pain be opened!
Let the dream begin, let your darker side give in...  - The Phantom
Let the female cat run; the tomcat will catch her.
Let the fish and chips fall where they make. - Throttle
Let the fools have their 'tar-tar' sauce. - Monty Burns
Let the force be ... your umbrella. -Plucky Duck
Let the force be with you, or buy a turbo-board in your Amiga
Let the force be with you. Don't turn to the DOS side
Let the fun begin ...!
Let the good times roll!-Freddy Krueger
Let the guilty pay, it's Independence Day!
Let the halls ring with the joyous sounds of buttkicking.
Let the lesson begin! Apollo
Let the little shavers grow. Burma Shave
Let the long contention cease! -- Arnold
Let the machine do the dirty work
Let the machine do the dirty work.  - Elements of Programming Style
Let the machine do the dirty work. -- "Elements of Programming Style", Kernighan and Ritchie
Let the meek inherit the Earth, I want the stars!
Let the meek inherit the Earth, it's the stars I'm after!
Let the meek inherit the Earth. I want stars
Let the meek inherit the earth -- they have it coming to them. -- James Thurber
Let the mourner's come. -- Auden
Let the news be spread..Hillary's health care plan is DEAD!
Let the nightmare begin... -- Tom Servo
Let the people call me naive, I believe
Let the people think they govern and they will be governed. -- William Penn, founder of Pennsylvania
Let the perversions begin!
Let the programmer be many and the managers few -- then all will be productive
Let the programmers be many and the managers few. Tao of Programming.
Let the punishment be proportioned to the crime
Let the purchaser beware
Let the rain fall, and fall, and fall.
Let the redeemed of the Lord say so
Let the reference always be so made that the disposition may avail
Let the reign of terror end! - Crow on bread man
Let the reign of terror end! -- Crow T. Robot
Let the right be wrong.
Let the sleeping lion lie.  He sleeps and harms no one. -- River
Let the string all the way out on your kite
Let the sun never blind your eyes.  Let me sleep so my teeth won't grind. --Alice in Chains
Let the sweetness on love wipe the tears from your face. - Queen
Let the thief hunt for &lt;BOOM!&gt; traaaaa
Let the thief in the party hunt for &gt;BOOOOMMM&lt; ...traps?
Let the trees in the woods sing for joy before the Lord
Let the true light of the Golden Dawn shine forth
Let the truth of love be lighted, let the love of truth shine clear
Let the user debug it!
Let the weak be strong.
Let the weak die.
Let the welfare of the people be the supreme law.
Let the word and the legend go before you. - Cort
Let them all make their own music-RUSH
Let them eat ANSI
Let them eat Jake! - Alfred Packer
Let them eat Twinkies!
Let them eat `[33mA`[34mN`[35mS`[36mI`[37m
Let them eat cache!
Let them eat cake, I say
Let them eat cake. -   Marie Antoinette
Let them eat cake. - Sara Lee
Let them eat my `[34mD`[35mU`[36mS`[37mT
Let them eat static!
Let them eat static! - Khan
Let them learn first to shew piety at home. - 1 Timothy 5:4
Let them live their own poisoned little lives
Let them out-Alice
Let them run for their boring little lives
Let them run for their boring little lives... - Yukio
Let them stand where they fall - Billy Joel
Let them that have eyes see
Let themAll make their own music
Let there be CLOVE (of Garlic) in your LIFE.
Let there be Peace on earth....and let it begin with me.
Let there be kicking of butt.
Let there be light. -- God
Let there be spaces in your togetherness
Let this be a warning to you! -- Tom Servo
Let this line glow
Let this mind be in you, which was also in Christ Jesus: (PHI 2:5)
Let those that have never swiped a tagline, cast the
Let those who worship evil's might
Let those you love know you do.
Let thy maid servant be faithful, strong, and homely.  -- Benjamin Franklin
Let thy speech be better than silence, or be silent.
Let traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves. -- Auden
Let understanding stop at what cannot be understood. -Lao Tsu
Let us _both_ show our commitment to a peaceful resolution...- Winn
Let us aim to increase the average IQ to well above 100
Let us all open our chequebooks and pray. - J. Swaggart
Let us also remember to guard that erring member the tongue. -B. Smith
Let us be as generous in judging others as we are in judging ourselves
Let us be charitable, and call it a misleading feature  :-)
Let us be lovers, we'll marry our fortunes together.
Let us call that the Chrono Trigger. It is pure potential. --Gaspar
Let us celebrate an exhaltation of larks!
Let us celebrate with the adding of chocolate to milk.. - Homer
Let us choose to believe something good can happen
Let us cross over the river and rest under the shade of the trees.
Let us drink and be merry, dance, joke and rejoice,
Let us drink down all unkindness. (Shakespeare, Merry Wives of Windsor)
Let us drop our pants and pray to the sex god
Let us eat and drink; for tomorrow we shall die.
Let us eat and drink; for tomorrow we shall die. - Isaiah 22:13
Let us eat and drink; for tomorrow we shall die. --Old Test, Isaiah.
Let us endeavour to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain
Let us eschew necro-equine flagellation
Let us face death bravely...Hey where is everbody going? -Thinko
Let us forget Random in the courts of clemency. &lt;Eric&gt;
Let us go in; the fog is rising. -- Emily Dickonson's last words
Let us have a little fun, let us do a pun
Let us have a look at this cave, then. - Thorin Oakenshield
Let us have faith that right makes might. - &lt;Lincoln&gt;
Let us live without hate among those who hate. Dhammapada
Let us live!!! Let us love!!!
Let us live!!! Let us love!!! Let us share the deepest secrets of our souls!!!
Let us make an honourable retreat. &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
Let us make an honourable tagline. --Tagspeare
Let us never burn the bridge because we may never know when we have to cross it again
Let us never negotiate out of fear, but let us never fear to negotiate. -- John F. Kennedy
Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain
Let us not forget the true meaning of Christmas!
Let us not forget the true meaning of Easter!
Let us not go gently to the endless winter night -- RUSH
Let us not go over the old ground; let us rather prepare for what is to come. - Cicero
Let us not go to Camelot, for it is a silly place
Let us not let our undies get in a bunch
Let us not look back in anger or forward in fear, but around us in awareness. -- James Thurber
Let us not love in word or in tongue, but in deed and in truth
Let us not love with words or tongue, but with actions and in truth.
Let us not post to him a lot, for his is a silly face.
Let us not speak of them, but look, and pass on. -- Dante
Let us open our checkbooks and prey
Let us open our checkbooks and prey. -Conservatives
Let us outdo each other in being helpful and kind to each other and in doing good. - Hebrews 10:24
Let us praise the Almighty for what He has done!
Let us remember that ours is a nation of lawyers and order
Let us remove our clothes and pray to the REDHEADED SEX GODDESS!
Let us remove our clothes and pray to the SEX GODDESS of REDHEADS!
Let us retire to the den now, @FN@. May I take your panties?
Let us ride... to Camelot! -- King Arthur
Let us settle our indifferences.
Let us share the deepest secrets of our souls!!!
Let us sit on the ground and tell sad stories of the deaths of kings.
Let us start a new religion with onbe commandment 'Enjoy thyself'.
Let us take a moment to revel in our evilness. - CEO We-Say-So
Let us take a moment to revel in our evilness. - Exxon
Let us teach guessing.  - George Poyla
Let us teach the BASIC fundementals of programming
Let us teach the basics
Let us the 'Nasty' do - Tom
Let us then be up and doing with a heart for any fate. Still achieving still pursuing, learn to labor and to wait
Let us trust in God who has always fooled us in the past.
Let us wait till the ballots are all cast before declaring the winner.
Let us welcome controversial books and controversial authors. --John F. Kennedy 
Let use cross over the river, and rest in the shade of the trees.
Let you in on a little secret:  non-smokers die *ALL* *THE* *TIME*!
Let your bullets fly like rain
Let your conscience be your guide. -- Pope
Let your fingers do the talking.
Let your fingers do the walking, G-Man. - Pusher to Mulder
Let your gun be your constant walking companion.  -Thomas Jefferson
Let your mind be as a floating cloud. Let your stillness be as the wooded glen. And sit up straight. You'll never meet the Buddha with posture like that.
Let your mind go, and your body will follow
Let your mind go, and your body will follow
Let your mind start a journey through a strange, new world
Let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash.
Let your opinion be heard!!
Let your pistol be your constant walking companion. - G. Washington
Let your smile be your umbrella and your ass will surely
Let your soul take you where you long to be!
Let your soul take you where you long to be! - The Phantom
Let your speech be always with grace, seasoned with salt. - Col. 4:6
Let your speech be better than silence.
Let your tears come. Let them water your solu.&lt;Mayhew&gt;
Let yourself go! No one wants you.
Let youself into mystical force!
Let's  Let's get acquainted -- Picard
Let's *not* get into that whole Kirk/Picard thing. - Crow
Let's *not* go to Camelot.  It's a silly place. -- King Arthur
Let's ... Let's get acquainted - Picard
Let's ALL take the TIME 2 listen 2 D FERRETS
Let's DO IT write, uh, rite, uh, oh hell, just DO IT!
Let's Do it Now! - By Igor Beaver
Let's Draw Betty and Veronica without their clothes on.
Let's Drop the Big One Now
Let's Go Down To The Malt Shop And Show Off Our New Outfit's - Ren.
Let's Go Mario!!! Break the record!!! It's only 215 points!!!
Let's Go Mets!
Let's Go to Jack Arute on Pit Road
Let's Keep Incest In The Family!
Let's Keep Incest Where it Belongs - In The Family
Let's Let's get acquainted - Picard
Let's NOT go to Camelot.  It's a silly place. - Arthur
Let's Orb the entire echo from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Let's Play Billiards - By A. Q. Ball
Let's Play Carnival - You sit on my face, I'll guess your weight.
Let's Play Global Thermonuclear War
Let's Play Mail Tag......You're it.
Let's Rock! - Al
Let's Start A Baseball Fan Strike.
Let's Take Back the Night from the evil rappers!
Let's Think About SPLINK, Shall We?
Let's _not_ go to Camelot.  It's a silly place
Let's _not_ go to Camelot.  It's a silly place
Let's all bask in TV's warm, glowing, warming glow.. - Homer
Let's all get DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEmented! - Dr. Demento
Let's all get back on-topic, Kris said moderately
Let's all get into chat and do Tagline-team wrestling!
Let's all get naked and [*censored*]!
Let's all get together and sing pumpkin carols.
Let's all have a good laugh at my family's pain and suffering
Let's all just shoot Wesley.
Let's all kill Barney!
Let's all play `The Family Feud!' -- Tom Servo
Let's all play an A, a C#, and an E, cried the band with one accord.
Let's all point at Stan and laugh, children. - Mr Garrison, South Park
Let's all pretend were lemmings and drown ourselves in the ocean.
Let's all raise a toast to the ghost we love the most.
Let's all show human CONCERN for REVERAND MOON's legal difficulties!!
Let's all sing a chorus of "The Laughing Vulcan and his Dog."
Let's all sing like the birdies sing. Tweet tweet-tweet tweet-tweet.
Let's all take the TIME to really LISTEN 2 r KIDS
Let's all try and get out of this... alive. -- Lucas Kagan
Let's all vote for the all night party.
Let's arrest Congress for "Grand Theft Taxpayer".
Let's ask Mrs. Butterworth what she thinks.  The Tick
Let's assume the semester's over, so dying is a bad thing
Let's ban sports cars...afterall, no one actually NEEDS them
Let's be careful out there!
Let's be frank. You never wanted my friendship. - Don Corleone
Let's be proud of what we are, regardless of the facts.
Let's beat it -- This is turning into a bloodbath!
Let's begin this whole conversation again
Let's blast the holy bejeezus out of the savage desert planet Libya!
Let's break down the formula, let's switch off the set.
Let's break the journey now on some lonely road.
Let's bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue
Let's bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue. - Samuel Goldwyn
Let's burn it! huh uh mmm huh huh huh
Let's burn something. huh huh huh Yeah, that'd be cool! huh huh huh
Let's call the movie on account of darkness. -- Joel Robinson
Let's camp here, -  said Tom intently
Let's camp here, Tom said intently.
Let's celebrate the birth of Christ and kill a tree!
Let's change that diaper - Tom to alcoholic
Let's check that sensor, it _must_ be malfunctioning. - Geordi
Let's check the interface program. - LaForge
Let's check the weather, yantooo?     Aaahhhiiiiggghhtt!
Let's choose up sides and argue about it!
Let's clean our parents' rooms and see how *they* like it! - Lummox
Let's collect money to give Barney a one way ticket to Jurassic Park!
Let's conquer RIDO in the 70's
Let's cut him in half & count the rings - Crow
Let's cut him in half and count the rings! -- Crow T. Robot
Let's cut off something of Lorena's!
Let's cut out the kid stuff and play some ball. - Freedman to Hawk
Let's cut through the salad bar. -- Tom Servo
Let's dance. - Johnny Cage
Let's do it and see how the shoe pinches
Let's do it my way and get it right the first time!
Let's do it write - er, right the furst time.
Let's do it write, uh, rite, uh, oh heck, just do it!
Let's do it!
Let's do it!  Let's jump! -- Amanda  No... Let's dance! -- Duncan
Let's do it.  Helm, hard about. Crusher
Let's do it. - Dr. Beverly Crusher, Acting Captain
Let's do it. - Sisko
Let's do it. -- Beverly Crusher
Let's do it. -- Gary Gilmore, to his firing squad
Let's do it... at OCTOPUS Karlsruhe
Let's do some crimes.
Let's do some damage, shall we?
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again!  - The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Let's do the Time Warp again! - Transylvanians
Let's do this in one foul swoop.
Let's document it and call it a feature!
Let's drink a lot!
Let's drink a lot! - Crow as tough, trampy girl
Let's eat kosher tonight, Tom said judiciously
Let's end illitrasy. - Harry L. Wynn
Let's erase our memories. * Lister
Let's face it, I have a body that makes *men* wet! - Cat
Let's face it, I'm right and you're not convinced!
Let's face it... the moderators are schmucks *here* too
Let's face the music and dance
Let's fetz
Let's fight three wars, not that Bill doesn't have to go.
Let's fight till six, and then have dinner. -  Tweedledum. - Carroll
Let's fight, so we can kiss and make up.
Let's find a frog I can laugh at.
Let's find another space anomaly . . .  -- Neelix
Let's find out what's going on. - Kirk
Let's find something that rocks!
Let's find that ship. Full sensor scan, Mr. Data. Riker
Let's finish the Borgs forever! Send 'm those free upgrades for Windows!
Let's finish this Commander. - Renora
Let's finish this, Mulder - Scully
Let's fire Congress and start all over.
Let's flag down a cab to reality street.
Let's flag down a cab to reality street. - Lister
Let's flee the light diaphanous; let's slip into the night. - Danzig
Let's flip Clinton the Beverly Hillbilly's welcome
Let's get *Dangerous.*
Let's get EVERYBODY on the Internet!
Let's get Visual, Visual.  I wanna get Visual
Let's get a cup of coffee and leave the kennel to Lassie.
Let's get a little closer. - O'Brien
Let's get back on topic, Kris says moderately
Let's get back to having fun with taglines!
Let's get back to taglines
Let's get cereal about this!
Let's get clean together! - Mike
Let's get cracking! -Dr. Fred
Let's get dangerous ... DO IT in a subway! &lt;--During the Rush Hour??
Let's get dangerous!
Let's get down to Ops and see what's going on. O'Brien to O'Brien
Let's get drunk and be somebody.
Let's get high-Freddy Krueger
Let's get him, Mr Sulu. - Kirk
Let's get in the hot tub!
Let's get it onward,,,
Let's get it over with. This place gives me the booboojeebees. - Chef
Let's get it over with. This place gives me the booboojeebees. - Chef
Let's get married, said Tom engagingly (and dismissingly).
Let's get naked and see how many ways we can honk the car horn
Let's get naked, Jean-Luc - Lwaxana
Let's get naked, Jean-Luc... -- Lwaxana Troi
Let's get off the subject of mothers...cuz i just got off yours
Let's get on with it. - Bowser
Let's get one thing straight! I'm not!
Let's get one thing straight! I'm not!  And I'm not Gay Either!!!!
Let's get our story straight: She tripped, right? - Homer
Let's get out of here Mulder, as fast as we can! - Dana Scully
Let's get out of here before they change their mind. - O'Brien
Let's get out our sheet music, and play the real waltz. - Lister
Let's get out story straight: she tripped, right? - Homer
Let's get out there and twat it! -- Lister
Let's get outta here before Bubba puts his badge back on
Let's get ready to rumble. - Michael Buffer
Let's get rowdy!
Let's get some beer and dynamite  and go fishing
Let's get some chaos into this confusion
Let's get some phasers and hunt him down. Dax
Let's get some tacos! Filbert, after Turdy's funeral
Let's get sticky!
Let's get sticky!   He's got Capt. Musilage! - Jungle Janet, Tick
Let's get that crazed surgeon to switch our heads back. -Earthworm Jim
Let's get the FEDs with the R.I.C.O. Act!
Let's get the flock out of here! &lt;Riggs&gt;
Let's get the hell out of here. - Kirk
Let's get the whole world on-line!
Let's get this over with, Nose Jelly! -- The Tick
Let's get to the point...let's roll another joint.&lt;Tom Petty&gt;
Let's get to work. Riker
Let's get together and do a few lines
Let's get two-dimensional! &lt;Troi&gt;
Let's get two-dimensional! <Troi>
Let's get yer rocks and metals straightened out here
Let's get... *Dangerous* (Darkwing, Duck!)
Let's give 'em hens a ride
Let's give 'em hens a ride. Ä C.W. McCall
Let's give 'em something to talk about!
Let's give `em somethin' to talk about, baby.
Let's give a big What's My Line welcome to Mr. Menendez
Let's give it a try. Dismissed. Janeway
Let's give it a try. Janeway
Let's give them a body and see who collects it. -- Groves
Let's give whatever's up there a nice big Andy's Room welcome! - Woody
Let's go @FN@...and remember, we're not from here!
Let's go Crevis..and remember we're not from here! - Butthead
Let's go DX around the world
Let's go Orville...and remember we're not from here!
Let's go UFO'n. You bring the camera, I'll get a hubcap
Let's go a-huntin' and see what we can come up with
Let's go across the river and rest 'neath the shade of the trees
Let's go away for awhile.  Then we'll have world peace
Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway!
Let's go back to that..building..thingy..where our beds and TV..is.
Let's go back to the good old days when men were men and women were ribs !
Let's go before you embarrass yourself. - Jake
Let's go break something. -- Butt-Head
Let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised - NIN
Let's go down to the malt shop and show off our new outfits - ok gals?
Let's go eat something grey... -- Mike Nelson
Let's go eat something small and defenseless - like a hamburger.
Let's go for another gallop, Tom recanted.
Let's go get some nachos! - Beavis
Let's go get some tuna-safe dolphin. - Joel Robinson
Let's go home and plaaay! -- Sid
Let's go hunting baby!
Let's go into the jungle and kill something we don't understand!
Let's go into the jungle and kill something!
Let's go kick Bowser's tail out of our home. - Yoshi
Let's go offline for a QWKie.
Let's go over to our blind taste test. - The Joker
Let's go prune some power lines. huh huh huh
Let's go see if the shoe fits... - Mulder to Scully
Let's go somewhere and do the things I'll tell everybody we did anyway.
Let's go tip some cattle! - Tom as city kid
Let's go tip some cattle! -- Tom Servo
Let's go to @FN@'s house and check him into the boards. huh huh huh
Let's go to McDonald's, said Tom archly.
Let's go to Orville's house and mow his living room!
Let's go to Picture Picture - Mike
Let's go to Picture Picture. -- Mike Nelson
Let's go to Sara Tucker's place for some Cool Whip!
Let's go to Stuart's house and check him into the boards. huh huh huh
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Let's go to my place...BOUNCY, BOUNCY!!
Let's go to the paint store. I hear you can get thinner there,,,
Let's go visit THEIR planet and do all this to THEM
Let's go visit THEIR planet and do all this to THEM
Let's go!  Full impulse! La Forge
Let's go! - Ash
Let's go, let's go, QUICKLY, now, CALMLY...--Odo
Let's go, people. They ain't payin' us by the hour. &lt;Apone&gt;
Let's go. - Q to Amanda Rogers
Let's go. - Ro Laren
Let's go... let's just go! -- Crow T. Robot
Let's hang out your shingle, Major. - Potter to Winchester
Let's hang ten for justice!  The Tick
Let's have a Matriculation Orgy!
Let's have a debate on which foods are most mucus-producing if you've got a
Let's have a demonstration for our unenlightened guest. - Pretorius
Let's have a little fun, let's do a pun.
Let's have a look at the projector. - Kirk
Let's have a luau...let's have a ball!
Let's have a porty!
Let's have a war
Let's have a war -- blame it on the middle class!
Let's have a war -- it'll start in New Jersey!
Let's have a war -- to jack up the Dow Jones!
Let's have a war.
Let's have some fun. - Kogo Shuko
Let's have some new cliches.
Let's have some new cliches.  - Samuel Goldwyn
Let's hear him reply back to that!
Let's hear it for Per-KINS, Per-KINS, Per-KINS, Per-KINS, Per-KINS
Let's hear it for the Commander!
Let's hear it for the DataMaster
Let's hear it for the Men Behaving Badly!
Let's hear it for the PassionNet Advertising Agency! Tanx 4 da Newbies!
Let's hear it for the PassionNet Advertising Agency! Tanx 4 da Newbies!
Let's hold a mutiny while we're 70,000 light-years from home
Let's hold hands on the porch swing.
Let's hook up the Energizer Bunny to a Die Hard
Let's hope God grades on a curve.
Let's hope Pee Wee can beat it and get off.
Let's hope it goes as well with the Romulan. Janeway
Let's hope it has a slow digestive process. Janeway
Let's hope it's a positive sign. Janeway
Let's hope it's as powerful as man will ever get.
Let's hope it's enough time. Crusher
Let's hope it's enough. - O'Brien
Let's hope so. - O'Brien
Let's hope that's enough.- Riker
Let's hope this's as powerful as man'll ever get. Kirk
Let's invite Greg and Gary, said Tom gregariously.
Let's jump off that bridge when we come to it
Let's just be friends and make no real effort to see each other again
Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever
Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever see each other again
Let's just be quiet and enjoy this, it'll go faster. -MST3K
Let's just cut the Obi - Wan Kenobi crap. - Mulder to Deep Throat
Let's just cut the Obi-Wna Kenobi crap
Let's just get some distance between us and this system. Picard
Let's just go to the agony booth - Evil Captain Mike
Let's just hope we don't have to test that. - Sheridan
Let's just let the scene... peter... out... -- Crow T. Robot
Let's just make abortion mandatory and be done with it
Let's just pretend I didn't ruin your life, and move on
Let's just put the Taglines on top and skip the messages!
Let's just say I don't have your sensitivity to the computer. -Sisko
Let's just say I'm acquainted with the night. -- Joel Robibson
Let's just say he knows how to keep things fresh
Let's just say her half-life is that of U-235.
Let's just say sometimes I wish I had a gerbil. - Calvin (& R. Gere)
Let's just say that you could use two sprinkles a day
Let's just say the thread has become part of a larger tapestry
Let's just say we'd like to avoid any Imperial entanglements. - Obi
Let's just see how long we can go before he notices.  &lt;grin&gt; - Anna
Let's just...get a ship and go!  Forget about the rebellion! - Dax2
Let's keep genealogy vital.
Let's keep this adult now, ok Mr. Poopy-pants?
Let's keep this bathroom debate complicated!! :) - Digital Shakespeare
Let's kick it into Kline overdrive! - Crow
Let's kill all the lawyers. --Shakespeare.
Let's kill him, said the executive.
Let's kill the Taglines!!
Let's leave religion to the televangelists. After all, they're the professionals
Let's legalize drugs before my kid's court date
Let's legalize drugs before my kid's court date. - Surgeon General
Let's light this little fuse and see what happens
Let's light up the nebula. Riker
Let's look at the record. - Al Smith
Let's make a deal.  You don't smoke, and I won't fart. Deal?
Let's make a little heat of our own!
Let's make a little heat of our own. Janeway
Let's make a little magic
Let's make a pact about drinking...let's never stop. - Hawkeye
Let's make ethanol green this afternoon. - R. Friesen Chemistry 124
Let's make like a hockey stick and get the puck outta here.
Let's make like an exorcist and get the devil outta here
Let's make like sheep and get the flock outta here!
Let's make love not war!  It's more fun!
Let's make love not war! And no one has to die in the end!
Let's make love not war! It's more fun!
Let's make more coffee, here come the Mormon Missionaries.
Let's make sure history never forgets the name - Critter
Let's make sure history never forgets the name - Echosia! - Picard
Let's make sure history never forgets the name Enterprise. - Picard
Let's make sure history never forgets the name... what are we called?
Let's make sure history never forgets the name...T-DEX!
Let's make sure history never forgets the name...VOLEHUNTERS!
Let's make sure history never forgets...  -Picard
Let's make sure history never forgets...the name...Enterprise.
Let's make sure that Christ didn't die for nothing!
Let's make sure they never forget the name, Enterprise!
Let's make the draft retroactive & send Clinton to Nam!
Let's meet for lunch at The Bird's Eye Open House.
Let's meet the arriving stars....OOF! - Newslady (Animaniacs)
Let's mine the harbour - Frank Zappa
Let's move before they change the parkin' rate. 
Let's not *bicker* and *argue* over who killed who
Let's not be too hasty. We don't know anything about it.
Let's not be too hasty. We don't know anything about.. it. &lt;Ash&gt;
Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo killed 'oo!
Let's not cloud the issue with facts
Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other
Let's not confuse ourselves with facts
Let's not do anything that I'm going to regret later. -- Al
Let's not forget that I'm the Q and you the lowly human.  Q
Let's not forget who's the evil snake in this film! -- Servo
Let's not forget why you're up there! -- Forrester
Let's not forget, most of these lyrics are Robert Hunter's. Jerome John
Let's not get anal. - Slappy
Let's not get carried away with this tagline stuff.
Let's not get confused here, my loyalties are to Bajor! - Kira
Let's not get stuck on petty details. - Kalas
Let's not get too picky, eh?
Let's not invite any sadists, said Tom demeaningly.
Let's not louse this thing up.
Let's not louse this thing up.  (Dr Bob).
Let's not louse this thing up. Let's keep it simple!
Let's not make a bigger deal out of this than it already is
Let's not make the same mistake once.  - Jean-Luc Picard
Let's not panic until it's necessary. - Col. Henry Blake
Let's not post to @F, he is a silly person
Let's not post to Orville, he is a silly person.
Let's not spoil a good friendship, shall we? - S. Kyle
Let's not talk medicine, let's talk romance. - Hawkeye
Let's not view with pride and point with alarm
Let's not wait around for them to change their minds. -- Sisko
Let's nuke the bridge we've burned 2,000 times before
Let's nuke the entire planet from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Let's oink awhile! --Brian Wilson, singing Ruby Baby.
Let's open the hole in this ice a little wider. - Janeway
Let's open this crack in the ice a little wider. Kathrine Janeway
Let's organise this thing and take all the fun out of it
Let's paint 'Buckler' on Brandon! Borg armour makes a helluva' beercan!
Let's park the Barbie mobile right here. -- Crow T. Robot
Let's park the gangster-mobile right here... -- Tom Servo
Let's party all night, lets party boys!
Let's party naked on a unicycle.
Let's party, yeah!!! Just get some extra condoms!
Let's pause 86 stomachs and be done for the universe.
Let's play "I'm a teacher & you're the AV geek" -Tom
Let's play 'Don't Whizz on the Electric Fence!' --Ren and Stimpy
Let's play 'Wake the Dead!'
Let's play Musical Bodies!  - Trill birthday party
Let's play `I'm a teacher and you're the AV geek'. -- Tom Servo
Let's play a joke on the Sun Users Group, Tom suggested.
Let's play campfire--you' can be the weinie. - Psycrow to EarthwormJim
Let's play doctor.  You operate and I'll sue.
Let's play doctor. You operate....I'll sue
Let's play golf, Tom said coarsely.
Let's play golf, said Tom coarsely.
Let's play hide and seek.  You hide and I won't look for you.
Let's play horse. I'll be the front, you be you
Let's play horse. I'll be the head, you just be yourself
Let's play horse. I'll be the head. You be you.
Let's play house. You'll be the door and I'll slam you!
Let's play ice cream cone...I'll lick, you melt!
Let's play mail tag...@FN@'s IT!
Let's play mail tag...@TOFIRST@'s IT!
Let's play musical chairs, said Tom deceitfully.
Let's play nurse; you be the pill.
Let's play with their minds
Let's play!  Do you have mayonnaise... and a rake?
Let's play.  Mr.  Worf, fire phasers at @FN@  ...  Zzzzzap!
Let's plunge ahead. - Dr. Scratchensniff
Let's ponder "How come wrong numbers are never busy?"
Let's pose 'em so that they're kissing - Mike
Let's pretend - Vote Republican.
Let's pretend I hurt you and move on... -- Dr. Forrester
Let's pretend I'm a woman  - Joel during experiment
Let's put Clinton on Mt Rushmore; he's already stoned!
Let's put Schroedinger in a box and see how HE likes it!
Let's put a green dragon behind the door, just for fun!
Let's put him out of our misery! -- Crow T. Robot
Let's put in the Colosseum and see if the lions will eat it!
Let's put our heads together, and start a new country up.
Let's put the FUN back in dysFUNctional!
Let's put the blame where it belongs:  on somebody else.
Let's put this in perspective. They pay me. - Khayman
Let's put up the shields and go to Red Alert. - Riker
Let's put violence in the happy box. - BigShot
Let's really go now sir. HAND, PICK UP THE BALL !
Let's reincarnate him.  He deserves nothing better
Let's remind ourselves that last year's fresh idea is today's cliche. -- Austen Briggs
Let's rent a car and drive around with a roadmap opened.
Let's ride! - Throttle
Let's rock this joint!  The Mask
Let's rock this joint! - S. Ipkiss
Let's rock! -- Al Bundy
Let's rock... and ride! - Biker Mice From Mars
Let's roll up our elbows and get to work.
Let's run a quick level three diagnostic to be sure. - Sisko
Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anybody salutes it!
Let's sacrafice him to our God! - Grampa Simpson
Let's sacrifice him to our God! - Grampa
Let's sample the local couisine, shall we? - Picard
Let's say the docs present a simplified view of reality...    :-)
Let's say we buy everyone a drink; put it on my tab. Zek
Let's say you decide that ten cosines is not enough to reproduce a waveform so it sounds pleasing to the eye
Let's say you drop dead and I shoot you, you're not gonna die again.JS
Let's search for the unknown
Let's see
Let's see -- how does this thing wrok)(#*$)?
Let's see ... how did it go ... Fireball spell
Let's see Purple Hearts for Peace!
Let's see YOU try to read, type or watch TV through a 15 pound cat!
Let's see any *other* QWK offline mail reader do all this!!!
Let's see here...&lt;ctrl&gt;-&lt;alt&gt;-&lt;del&gt;...Oh no!Oops
Let's see how good the Mob is at defending against US! - Aahz
Let's see how ingenious they are. - Kirk on Gorns
Let's see how pure your combat is. -- Col. Guile
Let's see how this works! - Sisko
Let's see if it's loaded
Let's see if they have the belly for it. - Scott
Let's see if we can't use voodoo to do something nice. -- Nelson
Let's see that again!  DEATHCAM!
Let's see the instant replay on that! - H. Cosell
Let's see them figure *that* one out!  - - Hobbes
Let's see what I can find
Let's see what kind of hero you really are. - Kalas
Let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into
Let's see what she's got said the captain; then we found out, didn't we?
Let's see what this 'Galaxy Class Starship' can do! - Picard
Let's see what we have. Sheridan
Let's see what ya' got
Let's see what you have, Mr. Kim. Janeway
Let's see what you're made of
Let's see what's out there - Picard
Let's see what's out there.  Engage
Let's see what's out there... - James T.Kirk and Picard
Let's see what's out there.... - Picard
Let's see you do the same trick on FIRE! - The Fin
Let's see you do the same trick on FIRE! - The Fin   [The Tick]
Let's see you prove these allegations about Rush Limbaugh, @FN@!
Let's see your tagline hunting liscense, DIXON!
Let's see your tagline hunting permit, @F!
Let's see your tagline hunting permit, Orville!
Let's see your tagline hunting permit, Seanette!
Let's see your tagline hunting permit, dupre!
Let's see your teaching certificate, lady!
Let's see, Erkki, you were saying "HELP ... I need a Tagline ...."
Let's see, a little of this powder and a little of this and...uh oh
Let's see, at current market rates... Zek
Let's see, what's the command? Alt-H? NO CARRIER Ah Shi.
Let's see, who on the station is clever enough... - Quark
Let's see--are we up to ten or eleven Chiefs of Security?--Odo
Let's see.  A licorice whip attached to this gizmo? -- Nelson
Let's see.  Plead guilty I go free.  Plead not guilty I go to jail?
Let's see.  What's the stupidest thing I can do? -- Crow T. Robot
Let's see. -This- plug goes into..2b z@...NO CARRIER
Let's see...I ski, I fish, I pillage, I plunder... - Elaine's date
Let's see...how can I make this a tagline-oriented message?
Let's see; you're oily here.  Dry here.  Dead here.  -- Crow
Let's send Barney to Jurassic Park!!!! Ha!
Let's send the Russians defective lifestyle accessories!
Let's send these packages to the poor overseas, Tom said carefully.
Let's share a bizarre thought!
Let's share a dangerous idea
Let's share our surpluses.  Everybody wins.
Let's show 'em who's running things around here! - Shai-ster
Let's show him what it means to be human
Let's sit Lotus style and chant "Lee Reiswig"
Let's spend the night together!
Let's spend the night together. Now I need you more than ever.
Let's spend this night together
Let's split up -- we can do more damage that way
Let's split up...we'll do more damage that way
Let's start our high speed chase. -- Mike Nelson
Let's start with Internet wall plugs everywhere!
Let's start with this very fine keyword :-)
Let's start with........him, him, and her! - Intendant
Let's steal his tagline, Beavis. Huhuh. Huh
Let's steal the eye that sees us all--Jim Morrison
Let's strap a piece of buttered toast on the cat's back
Let's swap Lee's keyboard keys around. - Guy Bradney
Let's take a look at it here, Schporto. -- Mike Nelson
Let's take back The United States and give it to the People again.
Let's take some pet minority to fame in 94
Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there
Let's take this from the top Mojo. Once more...with feeling!
Let's take this sample to Dr Bashir... - O'Brien
Let's take you down... about six feet down!
Let's talk about HEX baby
Let's talk about him in front of his back!
Let's talk about shrinkage, shall we? -Crow on men in ice
Let's talk about the Teal case...)(**&$;OE32 NO CARRIER
Let's talk about the good things that may be
Let's talk refueling! - Crow leers
Let's talk refueling! -- Crow T. Robot
Let's talk some more when your feed bag's empty!
Let's tear down some walls, boys !
Let's tell him he's still invisible - Crow
Let's toast... with Ensure!
Let's trade and be ahead together
Let's trade barbs.  Give ya 2 Mandrell's for 1 Benton!
Let's trade moods!!! Mine stinks.
Let's trap that sick bird, said Tom illegally.
Let's travel together
Let's try again.  When I say "meow" this way, it means open the door.
Let's try and cheat death together. - Kirk
Let's try it again, this time without the "Oops"
Let's try it, Mr. Kim. Janeway
Let's try randomly accessing YOUR memory once
Let's try that again after studying your spelling homework.
Let's try this again, boy.  More friendly like. - Mako
Let's try to cheat death together.
Let's try to find a video that doesn't suck.
Let's turn the empty bases into unemployment offices
Let's use a Pepsi bottle! - Tom on cheesy space ship
Let's use each other.
Let's visit the tombs, said Tom cryptically
Let's vote for the all night party.
Let's wait until Viacom wins the case for Spike TV.
Let's walk, said Tom stridently.
Let's walk, said Tom stridently.
Let's watch both! - Dot
Let's weatherstrip the Canadian boarder!
Let's welcome them aboard. - Sisko
Let's win this one and go home
Let's win this one and go home  - George A. Custer
Let's you and him fight.
Let's you and him fight.... the Lawyer's credo.
Let's you and me cause some trouble. þ Ro
Let's. Assume. That Sybo. Was. A sensative. - Kirk
Let'shave good, gentle, considerate, RAUNCHY lovin'!
Letcher fingers do the walking.
Lethal Injection, an innoculation against future arrests.
Lethargy in motion
Lethians can be incredibly stubborn. Quark
Letovao bih na lepsem polu.
Lets  Lets get acquainted. ~ Picard
Lets Get Mystical.
Lets Go Mets!
Lets Lets get acquainted. Picard
Lets NOT get into that whole Kirk/Piccard thing - Crow
Lets all help Hillary DEFORM Health Care!
Lets all take the TIME to really LISTEN 2 our KIDS
Lets bait the moderator ·±¦^ÈkjNO CARRIER
Lets call the movie on account of darkness - Joel
Lets compromise, We'll do it my way.
Lets consider your thoughts - Picard
Lets cut Alaska in « and make Texas the 3d largest state
Lets find some rope and have some fun!
Lets form a committee to ban censorship
Lets form a soccer team & eat each other -Crow on plane
Lets get Gypsy, she'll try *anything*... -- Tom Servo
Lets get Gypsy, she'll try ANYTHING - Tom
Lets get REAL man.
Lets go down to the cellar, and carve us a witch.
Lets go eat something grey - Mike
Lets go find somebody else to shoot - Tom
Lets go find somebody else to shoot... -- Tom Servo
Lets go get 'busy' in the car, honey - Tom Servo, as old couple
Lets go get some tuna-safe dolphin - Joel
Lets go get you some pants - Crow on girls silly outfit
Lets go have some Naked Lunch - Tom
Lets go soap Micro$loth's WINdoze
Lets go soap Microsloths Windoze
Lets go through this all again - Picard
Lets have accurassy.
Lets just let the scene...peter...out - Crow
Lets just say I was testing the bounds of reality
Lets keep genealogy vital.
Lets keep in touch ... until we work out the details here.
Lets keep this dream stuff between you and me, OK?-Yvonne
Lets kill two stones with one bird
Lets make the best of it.
Lets not forget adequate support garments - Crow
Lets not let our knickers get in a twist
Lets not let our undies get in a bunch.
Lets not stay any longer than we have to
Lets optimize the wait loop microcode on our next chip
Lets park the Barbie mobile right here - Crow
Lets park the Gangster mobile right here - Tom
Lets play CATCH THE LIVE GRENADE
Lets play line TAG!      You're IT!
Lets practice some CPR, Controlled Pussy Rubbing.
Lets put razor blades in the return slots of pay phones!
Lets rest for a while - Crow as cops talk
Lets review our cast - Tom on quick scenes of characters
Lets roll for freedom,lets roll for love,we're going after Satan,on the wings of a dove.Lets roll for justice,lets roll for truth,lets not let our children,grow up fearful in their youth. --Neil Young
Lets search for the Mars probe with the telescope
Lets search for the Mars probe with the telescope
Lets see if we can sour juniors milk.
Lets see if we can't use voodoo to do something nice-Mike
Lets see what my little Frank is up to - Dr. Forrester
Lets see what she's got says the Captain and then we found out!
Lets see. A licorice whip attached to this gizmo - Mike
Lets see. What's the stupidest thing I can do? - Crow
Lets see... I think I have anything from levels 1 through 7
Lets sing the `Anvil Song.' - Yakko
Lets start our high speed chase - Mike
Lets take a court reporter break.
Lets take a look at it here, Schporto - Mike to Tom
Lets try reverse, that's backwards. - 007 (Roger Moore - T.S.W.L.M.)
Lets visit the tomb
Lets visit the tomb, said Tom cryptically
Lets watch Ghost Dad again - Crow
Lets watch both, Babylon Fu: The Legend Continues - By Miller Lite Beer
Lets... Lets get acquainted. -- Picard
Letter "e" ALWAYS follows letter "i" EXCEPT after letter "c." :-)
Letter address to "Sameal Tourist"  Accept?
Letter-writing, that most delightful way of wasting time.  -John Morle
Letterbox CGA: Run VGA programs on XTs and PC Jrs.
Letterbox: Permission for a woman to fight
Letterman of Borg - "Ok, Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile.
Letterman of Borg - Here's the TOP 10 signs you've been assimilated!
Letterman of Borg - Ok, Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile:
Letterman of Borg: Paul, some assimilation music, please.
Letterman of Borg: Tonight's top 10 ways to assimilate.
Letterman of Borg: Top 10 reasons resistance is futile
Letterman of Borg: Top 10 reasons you will be assimilated
Letterman of Borg: Top Ten Reasons why folks laugh
Letterman: "This falls into the category of 'Too much information.'"
Letterman: So, are ya all "Trekkies" like me?
Letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back
Letting Clinton run the country is like making Charles Ma
Letting Clinton run the country is like making Charles Manson the pope
Letting fear of failure overcome your attempt makes failure certain.
Letting the Wookiee win
Letting the Wookiee win
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back
Lettuce Leaf Now.
Lettuce hail Caesar salad: We who are about to sigh dilute you.
Lettuce not into Tomatillo, but Nuevo us from Fritos.
Lettuce take our seats, Tom said crisply.
Letzte Worte des General Custer: "Wo kommen die verdammten Indianer her?"
Level 6 tagline diagnostics initiated, Captain.
Level Five Tagline Diagnostics complete.
Level Six Tagline Diagnostics initiated.
Level don't count when yer dead.
Level flight is an unusual attitude!
Level with me, Orville. Are you giving her the hot beef injection?
Levels don't count when yer dead.
Leveraging always beats prototyping
Levi's and Depends new product: Loading Dockers
Leviathan's Many Heads:  IRS, ATF, CIA, FBI, UN, NWO
Levity is the soul of wit. - Melville D. Landon. (Eli Perkins)
Levy's Eighth Law:  No amount of genius can overcome a&lt;&gt;preoccupation with detail
Levy's Ninth Law:  Only God can make a random selection
Lew Otto has a hot towel
Lew lew, skip to my lew, lew lew, skip to my lew
Lewd I did live & evil did I dwell
Lewd I did live & evil did I dwell - English poet John Taylor.
Lewd did I live, evil I did dwel.
Lewdness, adj. - When correctly viewed, EVERYTHING is lewd!
Lewis & Clark,you be Jerry Lewis,Ill be Petula Clark-Joel
Lewis Carroll  - By Alison Wonderland
Lewis Carroll: Alison Wonderland
Lewis Zimmerman, you're one hundred percent tourist, aren't you
Lewis and Clark might drive an Explorer.
Lewis and Clark volunteered to go
Lewis and Clark volunteered to go (so long, farewell, wear your overcoat
Lewis and Clark volunteered to go.
Lewis' Law:  People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
Lewis' Law: No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper
Lewis's Law of Travel: The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever
Lewis's Law:  People will buy anything that is one to a customer
Lex Luger: I'm not an athlete
Lex Luger: This is who I am
Lex Luger: When you step through these ropes bad angles do happen
Lexington & Concord: America's first response to gun control!
Lexington and Concord were the first gun control protests!.
Lexington and Concord: America's first response to gun control!
Lexington and Concord: gun control attempt that backfired
Lezzee ow ziss takgline woks
Lharc? What's that, a raw fish?
Lharc? What's that, a raw fish? -- Amiga newbie
Liar (noun): See also Clinton, William.
Liar!  Double liar!  Big fat liar! -- Joel Robinson
Liar! Double liar! Big fat liar -Joel as teen exaggerates
Liar's Club - No Meeting Tonight At 7:30.
Liar, Liar! Pants on Fire!
Liar, Liar, pants on..heh heh..whoa
Liar, liar, pants on fire.  Need an extinguisher, Bill?
Liar, n. A lawyer with a roving commission. (Ambrose Bierce)
Liar, n.: A lawyer with a roving commission.
Liar, n.: A lawyer with a roving commission. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Liar:  A lawyer with a roving commission.
Liar:  One who tells an unpleasant truth.
Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.
Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.
Liar: one who tells an unpleasant truth. -- Oliver Herford
Liars get caught by the tale.
Liars ought to have good memories. - Algernon Sidney
Liars when they speak the truth are not believedAristotle
Liars when they speak the truth are not believed.
Liary - Sister asks if you read her diary, you answer 'Of course not!'
Lib File:  A Row Of Bra Burners
Libby's licking lover
Libby's licking lover.....
Liberace of Borg - "I wish my brother 3 of 5 was here."
Liberace was good on the piano, but he sucked on the organ!
Liberace was great on a piano, but sucked on an organ.
Liberace, put roses on the piano and tulips on the organ.
Liberal    : A conservative who just got arrested.
Liberal (n):  The societal equivalent of a computer virus.
Liberal (n): Anyone who disagrees with you.
Liberal -  a power worshipper without power. - George Orwell
Liberal - a power worshiper without power.
Liberal - government's version of a computer virus.
Liberal - one who leaves the room when the fight begins.
Liberal - one who lies about the past, and then tries to repeat it!
Liberal - proof that evolution is not an exact science.
Liberal -- government's version of a computer virus.
Liberal -- one who leaves the room when the fight begins.
Liberal -- one who lies about the past, and then tries to repeat it!
Liberal = Lacking Intelligence But Eagerly Reducing American Liberty
Liberal Agenda: See TV Guide
Liberal Angst is just plain boring
Liberal Arts Major ... Will Think for Food
Liberal Arts Major-Will think for food.
Liberal Battle Cry: Backward Ho!
Liberal Bimbo: One who'd rather be well formed tha well-informed
Liberal Bumper Sticker:   I LOVE my government but I HATE my country.
Liberal Crime Control:  Disarm potential victims.
Liberal Definition of Compassion:  Government Funding.
Liberal Democrats are bankrupting the United States
Liberal Dictum:  If it's legal, it doesn't have to be Constitutional
Liberal Fairness: Making the rich poor instead of the poor rich!
Liberal Fanatic:  Marching to the beat of a dead horse
Liberal Handbook Rule 2: Anyone who disagrees with you is a Nazi.
Liberal Handbook: Tell no big lies today, small ones work just as well
Liberal Logic:  1+2=3 therefore 4+5=6
Liberal Mindset: "I know what's good for you, you don't."
Liberal Motto - Can't get my own, so I'm gonna take yours
Liberal Party (conservative)
Liberal Party Credo - Expediency over Principles
Liberal Poker: A Full White House: King, Queen and Janet Reno in bed
Liberal Press Motto: If you can't beat 'em, ban 'em.
Liberal Principals: What God made after he practiced making idiots.
Liberal Rule  #1 - When in doubt, tell a lie.
Liberal Rule  #2 - When caught lying, go into hysterics
Liberal Rule  #3 - Arguments are lost only to bigots.
Liberal Rule  #3 - When faced with facts, ignore them.
Liberal Rule  #4 - Anyone who disagrees is a Fascist.
Liberal Rule  #4 - When faced with facts, ignore them.
Liberal Rule  #5 - Anyone who disagrees is a Fascist.
Liberal Rule  #5 - Party lines may not be crossed with olive branches.
Liberal Rule  #6 - Lie about the past, then try to repeat it.
Liberal Rule  #6 - Party lines may not be crossed with olive branches.
Liberal Rule  #7 - Lie about the past, then try to repeat it.
Liberal Rule  #7 - Your revisionism rebutted? Blame it on Reagan/Bush!
Liberal Rule  #8 - Defend lifestyle by comparing self with animals.
Liberal Rule  #8 - Your revisionism rebutted? Blame it on Reagan/Bush!
Liberal Rule  #9 - Can't refute the message? Attack the messenger!
Liberal Rule  #9 - Defend lifestyle by comparing self with animals.
Liberal Rule  #9 - Tax all you want, just give it a different name
Liberal Rule #1 - Tax and spend often.
Liberal Rule #1 - When in doubt, tell a lie.
Liberal Rule #1 thru #30 - LIE!!!
Liberal Rule #10 - Can't refute the message? Attack the messenger!
Liberal Rule #10 - If all else fails, quit in a huff.
Liberal Rule #10 - Tax all you want, just give it a different name.
Liberal Rule #11 - Break all the promises you want. Voters are stupid.
Liberal Rule #11 - If all else fails, quit in a huff.
Liberal Rule #11 - If quitting in a huff fails, see Rule #1.
Liberal Rule #114: Caucasian = Racist.
Liberal Rule #12 - Fool enough people to get elected.
Liberal Rule #12 - If quitting in a huff fails, see Rule #1.
Liberal Rule #13 - Break all the promises you want. Voters are stupid.
Liberal Rule #13 - Never trust a voter to think for himself
Liberal Rule #13 - Steal from everyone & keep it. Just call it taxes.
Liberal Rule #14 - Anyone who doesn't believe as you do is intolerant.
Liberal Rule #14 - Nothing is ever our fault
Liberal Rule #14 - We must play God because the masses are ignorant.
Liberal Rule #15 - Anyone who doesn't believe as you do is a bigot.
Liberal Rule #15 - Get caught in a lie? Deny you ever said it!
Liberal Rule #16 - Anyone who disagrees with a liberal is a Nazi
Liberal Rule #16 - Anyone who doesn't believe as you do is a fascist.
Liberal Rule #16 - Don't call it a lie, call it "changing your mind."
Liberal Rule #16:  Coddle criminals, who cares about the victims!
Liberal Rule #17 - Anyone who doesn't believe as you do is an idiot.
Liberal Rule #17 - Conservatives are the enemy. Destroy by any means.
Liberal Rule #18 - Don't call it a lie, call it "changing your mind."
Liberal Rule #19 - Conservatives are the enemy. Destroy by any means.
Liberal Rule #1: When in doubt, lie.
Liberal Rule #2 - When caught lying, go into hysterics.
Liberal Rule #2 - When in doubt, make it up.
Liberal Rule #20 - Label all conservative Christians "radical right."
Liberal Rule #20 - When caught lying, go into hysterics.
Liberal Rule #20 - When caught lying, throw a hissy fit.
Liberal Rule #21 - Arguments are lost only to bigots.
Liberal Rule #22 - Anyone who disagrees is a fascist.
Liberal Rule #23 - Lie about the past, then try to repeat it.
Liberal Rule #24 - Defend lifestyle by comparing self with animals.
Liberal Rule #25 - If all else fails, quit in a huff.
Liberal Rule #26 - Party lines may not be crossed with olive branches.
Liberal Rule #27 - We must play God because the masses are ignorant.
Liberal Rule #28 - Disagree with conservatives? Call them idiots.
Liberal Rule #3 - Arguments are lost only to bigots.
Liberal Rule #3 - Never cite sources whether they exist or not.
Liberal Rule #3 - When faced with facts, ignore them.
Liberal Rule #31 - When faced with facts, call them lies.
Liberal Rule #32 - Carefully stage all "impromptu" town meetings.
Liberal Rule #33 - Two wrongs make a right in discrimination.
Liberal Rule #34 - Never cooperate with conservatives.
Liberal Rule #35 - If ever out-argued, distract them with a hissy fit.
Liberal Rule #36 - Always deny your defeats by conservatives.
Liberal Rule #37 - Label all conservative Christians "radical right."
Liberal Rule #37: Raising taxes helps GROW the economy.
Liberal Rule #38 - We are morally superior to _all_ conservatives.
Liberal Rule #38: Never met a Tax I didn't like!
Liberal Rule #39 - If you create bad government, blame the voters.
Liberal Rule #4 - Anyone who disagrees is a Fascist.
Liberal Rule #4 - Lie loud and long enough and someone may believe it.
Liberal Rule #5 - Get caught in a lie? Deny you ever said it!
Liberal Rule #5 - Party lines may not be crossed with olive branches.
Liberal Rule #6 - Lie about the past, then try to repeat
Liberal Rule #6 - Make a mistake? Blame someone else!
Liberal Rule #7 - Your revisionism rebutted? Blame Reagan/Bush!
Liberal Rule #7: If you're still losing, call them bigots
Liberal Rule #8 - Defend lifestyle by comparing self with animals.
Liberal Rule #8 - Problem with the government? Blame Reagan/Bush!
Liberal Rule #8: If you're losing, change the subject
Liberal Rule #9 - Can't refute the message? Attack the messenger!
Liberal Rule: Always deny your defeats by conservatives.
Liberal Rule: Anyone who disagrees is a fascist.
Liberal Rule: Anyone who doesn't believe as you do is a bigot.
Liberal Rule: Arguments are lost only to bigots.
Liberal Rule: Break all the promises you want. Voters are stupid.
Liberal Rule: Can't refute the message? Attack the messenger!
Liberal Rule: Carefully stage all "impromptu" town meetings.
Liberal Rule: Caucasian = Racist.
Liberal Rule: Coddle criminals. Who cares about the victims?
Liberal Rule: Conservatives are the enemy. Destroy by any means.
Liberal Rule: Defend lifestyle by comparing self with animals.
Liberal Rule: Disagree with conservatives? Call them fascists.
Liberal Rule: Don't call it a lie, call it "changing your mind."
Liberal Rule: Fool enough people to get elected.
Liberal Rule: Get caught in a lie? Deny you ever said it!
Liberal Rule: If all else fails, quit in a huff.
Liberal Rule: If ever out-argued, distract them with a hissy fit.
Liberal Rule: If you create bad government, blame the voters.
Liberal Rule: LIE!!!
Liberal Rule: Label all conservative Christians "radical right."
Liberal Rule: Lie about the past, then try to repeat it.
Liberal Rule: Lie loud and long enough and someone may believe it.
Liberal Rule: Make a mistake? Blame someone else!
Liberal Rule: Never cite sources whether they exist or not.
Liberal Rule: Never cooperate with conservatives.
Liberal Rule: Party lines may not be crossed with olive branches.
Liberal Rule: Problem with the government? Blame Reagan/Bush!
Liberal Rule: Steal from everyone & keep it. Just call it taxes.
Liberal Rule: Tax all you want, just give it a different name.
Liberal Rule: Tax and spend often.
Liberal Rule: Two wrongs make a right in discrimination.
Liberal Rule: We are morally superior to _all_ conservatives.
Liberal Rule: We must play God because the masses are ignorant.
Liberal Rule: When caught lying, go into hysterics.
Liberal Rule: When faced with facts, call them lies.
Liberal Rule: When in doubt, make it up.
Liberal Slogan: "Better Dead than Read"
Liberal Speach: I promise you a Korn Dog in every asshole
Liberal Tactic #10: If all else fails, quit in a huff.
Liberal Tactic #11: If quitting in a huff fails, see rule 1
Liberal Tactic #1: When in doubt, tell a lie.
Liberal Tactic #2: When caught lying, go into hysterics
Liberal Tactic #3: When hysterics don't work, repeat #1
Liberal Tactic #4: Anyone who disagrees with a liberal is a Nazi.
Liberal Tactic #5: Arguments are lost only to bigots.
Liberal Tactic #6: Lie about the past, and then repeat it.
Liberal Tactic #9: If you can't refute the message, attac
Liberal Tactic #9: If you can't refute the message, attack the messenger
Liberal Theme Song: Land of the FEE and home of DEPRAVED
Liberal Thinking is...THE NEW FASCISM!
Liberal Torture: Having Rush Limbaugh agree with a liberal.
Liberal Whiners.....No Fantasy Too Extreme!
Liberal crap or Conservative crap - both smell just as bad.
Liberal crap or Conservative crap - it still stinks.
Liberal definition of an ideal family: A unit of people
Liberal democrats tend to use the word "tolerant" hypocritically.
Liberal democrats tolerant?   Bat guano!
Liberal democrats tolerant?   Bravo Sierra!
Liberal drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel
Liberal elected - All hope abandoned
Liberal fairness: making the rich poor instead of the poor rich!
Liberal found in family tree, will trade for horse thief
Liberal happiness is a negative cash flow
Liberal history revision: George Bush shot JFK.
Liberal history revision: Reagan/Bush era was responsible for slavery.
Liberal hypocrisy: "tolerant" liberals' intolerance of Christianity.
Liberal hypocrisy: BC dodging draft/BC wishing he experienced D-Day.
Liberal hypocrisy: Bill dodges draft/Bill wishes he experienced D-Day
Liberal hypocrisy: Jane Fonda doing the "tomahawk chop" at ballgames.
Liberal hypocrisy: Liberals claiming to be tolerant of other POV's.
Liberal hypocrisy: PETA is *AGAINST* AIDS research if it kills a rat
Liberal hypocrisy: Republicans lie - Democrats "change their mind."
Liberal hypocrisy: accusing Bush/defending Clinton of lying.
Liberal hypocrisy: defending Anita Hill/accusing Paula Jones.
Liberal idea #7: Breaking laws to support dictators is okay
Liberal in a leather jacket...Rebel without a clue
Liberal joke: funny.  Conservative joke: racist bigotry.
Liberal largesse is limited only by conservative income.
Liberal minds are like rivers - broad and shallow.
Liberal minds run in the channel, right down the gutter.
Liberal motto: "Tax & spend, tax & spend, and tax & spend some more"
Liberal motto: I had some morals, but I gave them away.
Liberal nonsense detected. (D)elete (S)ave (L)augh
Liberal philosophy: A thief believes that everybody steals
Liberal rule #18 - Afflict the comfortable.  Comfort the afflicted
Liberal rule 1: Voters are sheep...hand me the shears!
Liberal should be a 4-letter word. - Robert A. Heinlein
Liberal should be a 4-letter word. -- Heinlein
Liberal success:  Draw a target ring around what you hit.
Liberal tagline:  friends don't let friends make up their own mind
Liberal today, Borg tomorrow.
Liberal torture - having Rush Limbaugh agree with a liberal.
Liberal's 1st Amendment: "Free speech for me but not for thee."
Liberal's Complaint: "None of my problems are _my_ fault!"
Liberal's Investment: more taxes and more spending.
Liberal's Rule #2: Anyone who disagrees is a Nazi.
Liberal's destruction of society can ruin your day
Liberal's economy equals 100 tax on YOUR earnings
Liberal's economy equals 100% tax on EVERYTHING
Liberal's economy equals 100% tax on YOUR earnings
Liberal's version of 'free' speech:  They don't tax it!
Liberal, (N): The societal equivalent of a computer virus.
Liberal, Kansas
Liberal, n. - One whose generosity is limited only by your income
Liberal-One who leaves the room when the fight begins.
Liberal-Someone who will give you the shirt off somebody else's back!
Liberal......A power worshipper without power.
Liberal:  A person who wants to be a philantropist with YOUR money!
Liberal:  I don't know how expensive this thing gets!
Liberal:  It's society's failure that caused your Sh*t to Happen.
Liberal:  One who lies about history and then
Liberal:  Person who spent his money & now wants yours
Liberal:  Proof that evolution is not an exact science.
Liberal:  Someone too poor to be a capitalist and too rich to be a communist
Liberal:  Too poor to be a capitalist, too rich to be a Communist
Liberal: A Conservative who has just been arrested
Liberal: A person who wants to be a philanthropist with YOUR money
Liberal: Anyone who disagrees with a conservative.
Liberal: Calls names.  Conservative: States facts
Liberal: It's society's failure that caused your sh!t to Happen.
Liberal: More comfortable seeing 2 men french-kissing than armed.
Liberal: One who is incapable of learning from experience
Liberal: One who knows exactly how to spend *your* money.
Liberal: One who looks for justifications to spend money
Liberal: One who's too poor to be a capitalist, too rich to be a Communist.
Liberal: Person who can't succeed on His own
Liberal: Society's version of a computer virus.
Liberal: Someone who'll give you the shirt off somebody else's back!
Liberal: Too poor to be a capitalist, too rich to be a Communist.
Liberal: a person who wants to be a philanthropist with Y
Liberal: one who leaves the room when the fight begins.
Liberal: one who lies about the past, and then tries to repeat it!
Liberal: one who prefers a social conscience to a personal conscience
Liberal: person who wants to be a philanthropist with YOUR money
Liberal: person with both feet planted firmly in the air
Liberal: society's version of a computer virus.
Liberal: someone who lies about the past
Liberalette: nymphomaniac who prefers TAXing activities
Liberalism - doing your own thing and letting others pay for it.
Liberalism - society's version of a computer virus.
Liberalism - symbolism over substance
Liberalism - the most gutless choice you can make
Liberalism - the religious left.
Liberalism -- society's version of a computer virus.
Liberalism and Alcoholism: two dysfunctional addictions!
Liberalism and alcoholism are disfunctional addictions
Liberalism and stupidity go hand in hand
Liberalism breeds squalid mediocrity
Liberalism gives a fish. Conservatism teaches how to fish.
Liberalism is a gutless choice -=¯&gt; Rush Limbaugh
Liberalism is a learning disorder
Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats
Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats. - PJ O'Rourke
Liberalism is elicited for defense of the inefficient
Liberalism is for people who have no imagination!
Liberalism is futile.  We are EIB.  You will be assimilated
Liberalism is just another word for Communism
Liberalism is miasma
Liberalism is not dead, it will be in 3 years.
Liberalism is simply another word for Communism
Liberalism is the "wasting disease" of society.
Liberalism is the opiate of the poor
Liberalism is the philosophy of envy
Liberalism provides excuses for failure
Liberalism rewards failure and punishes success.
Liberalism tolerates everything except conservatism
Liberalism will one day assume room temperature.
Liberalism, the choice of mindless multitudes
Liberalism--the Politics of Arrogance.
Liberalism-God, how I hate the 20th century
Liberalism...the philosophy of no consequences
Liberalism:  Death knell of the American middle class
Liberalism:  The cancer of America
Liberalism:  Unbridled emotion fueled by unbridled greed
Liberalism:  replace one mind-numbing drug for another
Liberalism:  the result of a low fact diet.
Liberalism: America's last bastion of cultivated hypocrisy.
Liberalism: Back to taxation without representation
Liberalism: Bad ideas in search of a big budget.
Liberalism: Death knell of the American middle class
Liberalism: Devourer of the American working class.
Liberalism: In a relentless pursuit of your money.
Liberalism: Now that you know how it's done, don't do it.
Liberalism: On the cutting edge of decay.
Liberalism: On the cutting edge of societal decay
Liberalism: Perminant anemia of the American Economy!
Liberalism: Power to the Government.
Liberalism: Social Carcinogen of the 90s
Liberalism: Terminal anemia of the American Economy!
Liberalism: The art of being confident about being wrong.
Liberalism: The engine of decline
Liberalism: The philosophy of thieves, cowards, and bums
Liberalism: The politics of fraud, lies and deceit
Liberalism: Unbridled emotion fueled by unbridled greed
Liberalism: a learning disorder.
Liberalism: abandoned moral standards
Liberalism: doing your own thing and letting others pay for it.
Liberalism: inabililty to think without a leader.
Liberalism: primary factor for disappointment.
Liberalism: symbolism over substance
Liberalism: the religious left.
Liberalism; a belief system where myth becomes the fact
Liberalium, element, twice as dense as lead
Liberals *still* lamely try and fail to discredit Rush Limbaugh.
Liberals - Ayn Rand's looters
Liberals - Forgive them, for they know not what they do
Liberals - Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it
Liberals - out of step, out of touch, out of time and out of office
Liberals = Politikal Korrecness
Liberals ARE left! Left out, left behind, left over
Liberals DO have one redeeming charcteristic - mortality
Liberals Whole Hog Sausage with 100 percent pure pork.
Liberals _do_ have one redeeming characteristic - mortality
Liberals achieve fairness by spreading misery around.
Liberals actually hate wealth because they hate all success. - PJ O'R
Liberals and bandits both want the population unarmed. Coincidence?
Liberals are a Labour-saving device
Liberals are extraterrestrials without brains.
Liberals are failed pragmatists.
Liberals are fond of victims and seek them wherever they go. - PJ O'R
Liberals are good with English, but poor at math
Liberals are just as closed-minded as the rest of us.
Liberals are like sperm...one in a million turns out to be human!
Liberals are more comfortable seeing 2 men French-kissing than armed.
Liberals are nothing more than lobbyists for criminals.
Liberals are proof that stupidity is not a handicap
Liberals are the RoadKill on the Limbaugh Highway!
Liberals are the ditch carp of democracy. - P.J. O'Rourke
Liberals are the enemies of freedom.
Liberals aren't color-blind - they're blinded by color.
Liberals aren't without worth - they can still serve as a bad example.
Liberals attempt to rewrite the past so they can control the future
Liberals believe in hanging the gun, and hugging the murderer
Liberals believe that if gravity were outlawed, people would float
Liberals cut red tape....L E N G T H W I S E
Liberals do have standards - double standards!
Liberals do it with anyone for anything!
Liberals don't like any form of individual achievement. - PJ O'Rourke
Liberals don't think, they feel
Liberals embrace moral turpitude as ethical conduct!
Liberals fear what they don't understand and attack what they fear
Liberals feed on the sores of human debris
Liberals figure everyone ELSE should be good at something
Liberals give you the shirt off someone else's back.
Liberals hate slavery, but want TOTAL governmental control...hmmmm!
Liberals have bodies by Fisher - but brains by Mattel
Liberals have standards...yeah, DOUBLE Standards!!
Liberals have what it takes to take what you've got.
Liberals hold half-truths to be self evident.
Liberals idea of crime control: Car-pooling to drive-by shootings
Liberals in denial. Time to call the therapists!
Liberals know the least and speak the most
Liberals love trees and hate people
Liberals militant? They aren't the ones tossing the bombs around!
Liberals must get over their love affair with the condom
Liberals need a foreign policy to deal with Truth.
Liberals never mention individual responsibility.
Liberals only smile while lifting your wallet.
Liberals operate at a 180 degree angle from reality
Liberals operate at a 90ø angle to reality
Liberals prove not everything in nature has a function!
Liberals put YOUR money where THEIR mouths are!
Liberals raise the IQ of any room they leave
Liberals roasting on an open fire...Jack Frost nipping
Liberals rush in where fools fear to go.
Liberals say Buchanan is too far right?   Better right than wrong!
Liberals say: Give us more money, and we'll protect you better
Liberals see forest gumps everywhere
Liberals smash it and conservatives rebuild it.
Liberals spread Mediocrity and Misery EQUALLY!
Liberals tend to use the word "tolerant" hypocritically.
Liberals think if gravity were outlawed people would fly!
Liberals trip over their own feet while Newt surfs the Third Wave
Liberals vote with their hearts, Conservatives vote with their brains.
Liberals want to put your money where their mouth is!
Liberals!  Keep pickin'dem boogers, one day you might strike brain
Liberals!  Looks like we'll have to blast our way out!
Liberals, Please practice birth control
Liberals, we feel your pain!   ÄÄRush Limbaugh
Liberals- call ultraconservatives fascist!
Liberals--where head cheese comes from
Liberals. . .the Hillary Banks of politics
Liberals:  Mankind can be perfected via laws
Liberals: An irrational society full of moral cowards
Liberals: Building a Masochistic America.
Liberals: Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.
Liberals: Generous with other's money, freedom & security
Liberals: Good with English, but poor at math.
Liberals: If it doesn't make sense, call it economics or psychology
Liberals: If the government can't do it, it can't be done
Liberals: Lousy logic is a lot more palatable if you sloganize it
Liberals: No crime unforgivable...except being a conservative
Liberals: So high and mighty, but much too blind to see
Liberals: because sometimes Ipecac isn't enough
Liberals: emotion is in control, so anti-intellectualism prevails
Liberals: society's version of computer virii.
Liberator... We need teleport NOW!
Libertarian Food: You can't keep it down cuz it wants to be free!
Libertarian Immortalist -- No more Death and Taxes!
Libertarian Party HQ free info # :
Libertarian Party HQ, free info # : BR-549
Libertarian:  Don't tax MY Sh*t when it Happens!
Libertarian: A Liberal who wants cheaper drugs.
Libertarian: a Republican who wants cheaper drugs.
Libertarians Defend Freedom
Libertarians have growing appeal. - The Newton Tab (Massachusetts) October 8, 1996
Libertarians oppose all proposed and pending victim-disarmament laws
Liberty and Justice for all.  Not available in some areas.  Your results may vary. 
Liberty and freedom have to be more than just words.
Liberty and freedom have to be more than just words.
Liberty and freedom have to be more than just words. - James Tiberius
Liberty and freedom have to be more than just words. - Kirk
Liberty comes in boxes - Ballot, Jury and AMMO!
Liberty comes out of boxes -- Ballot, Jury, & AMMO!
Liberty comes out of boxes -- Ballot, Jury, and *Ammo*!
Liberty consists in doing what one desires.
Liberty doesn't work in practice as it does in speeches.
Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. -- The Best of Will Rogers
Liberty in my view is conforming to majority opinion
Liberty is NOT the highest value. - Mike Beard, CPHV
Liberty is NOT the highest value.-Mike Beard, gunbanner
Liberty is a precious jewel
Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have
Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have. - Harry Emerson Fosdick
Liberty is an inestimable good
Liberty is from God.  Liberties, from the devil
Liberty is making a choice NOT to pay a Liberal's taxes
Liberty is not an option... only a condition to be lost!
Liberty is one thing you can't have unless you give it to others.
Liberty is safe only when congress is Conservative.
Liberty is the right to do whatever the law permits
Liberty is the right to do whatever the laws permit. - Montesquieu
Liberty means responsibility
Liberty means responsibility.  That is why most men dread it
Liberty means responsibility. - George Bernard Shaw
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw
Liberty of the individual is no gift of civilization. -- Freud
Liberty of the mind is the life of the soul. -Voltaire
Liberty of thought means liberty to communicate those thoughts.
Liberty or Death. Patrick Henry 1775
Liberty's in every blow!  Let us do or die! - Burns
Liberty, Fraternity, and Sexuality!
Liberty, too, must be limited to be possessed.
Liberty: only to the vigilant!
Libosuction - Pulls liberalism right outta there
Libosuction -- Device to suck the liberalism out of someone
Librarian Party:  Bring your own books and beer.
Librarian's epitaph: No longer in circulation.
Librarians DO IT by the book.
Librarians DO IT on the shelves.
Librarians DO IT quietly.
Librarians do it alphabetically.
Librarians do it between the covers.
Librarians do it by the book.
Librarians do it in the stacks.
Librarians do it on the shelfs.
Librarians do it silently.
Librarians do it under the covers.
Librarians do it with the Dewey Decimal System.
Libraries - Matter for the mind.
Libraries ---&gt;  The place where wonders never cease!
Libraries are sacred places.
Libraries:  There are no answers, only cross references
Library catalog proves that the librarian exists
Library is no place for romance
Library of Congress: Pork Barrel Cookbook (7th printing).
Library, honey. Lotsa books and cheaper too. - Anna Steven
Libtt habit to, Ya ta whn ta wa.
Licenced Smurf Exterminator
License Plate Frame:  My other auto is a 40 S&W.
License plate - 4GETIT      on a black TA driven by a married lady!
License plate - BIRDIE      Driven by good looking lady from New Zealand
License plate - DNTSMKE     Don't smoke.
License plate - OHGOOD      You say this when you are buried in traffic.
License plate on a hot red sports car:  2B18AGN.
License plates - BIRDIE: Driven by good looking lady from New Zealand.
License plates - BIRDIE: Driven by good looking lady from New Zealand.
License plates - NONE:  Funny when on paper (registration,tickets,etc)
License plates - NOPLATE:  Funny when on paper.
License plates - TWEETY: on a yello 57 Thunderbird.
License: NOT FAT         ;on a RX7 (woman owned)
License: UCLAFOX         ;on a Woman's 280ZX
License: UCLAFOX; on a Woman's 280ZX.
Licensed Tagline of the 1996 Olympics (Send Coke $10).
Licensed remote control operator.
Licensed to Thrill
Lick a toad, go to jail
Lick here, you may be one of the lucky 144,000 -- *
Lick me till I scream
Lick me, I'm a lesbian.
Lick my boot, you worm! -- Eating Raoul
Lick the Marilyn Monroe stamp, become an honorary Kennedy
Lick this spot&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;[X]&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;for a really good buzz!!!
Lick this tagline.
Lick your friends until they start to quiver
Lick your voices? - Mike on metal music lyrics
Lick your voices? -- Mike Nelson
Lick, lick, lick.....Still going....Nothing stops a bunny!
Lick, lick, lick.....Stilll going....Nothing stops this pixie
Lick, lick, lick..Still going.Nothing stops a bunny!
Licker talks mighty loud w'en it gets loose fum de jug. - J. C. Harris
Licking water off the shady side of dunes, that sort of thing
Lie #1: I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you
Lie #2: The check's in the mail
Lie #3: This won't hurt a bit
Lie down before you hurt yourself.   Timon
Lie down. I think I love you
Lie me alibi -- Steven King.
Lie of the Day.  Dial 1-800-CLINTON
Lie through your teeth, b*tch!
Lie to opinion pollsters.
Lie, Billy.  Lie for the lord. - Martin Goldberg
Lie, even when it doesn't matter.  - (Sir Edmund) Hillary Clinton
Lie, n.: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to date
Lie: "I love it."
Lie: "I love your new suit."
Lie: "I'd love for you to teach me to cook that the way you do."
Lie: "I'd love to call you mom."
Lie: "That's a lovely name. Does it mean something?"
Lie: "We love seeing you."
Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only o
Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to date
Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one.
Lie: Before you know it, the baby will sleep through the night.
Lie: Don't be silly, it;s back in style
Lie: Grandma, you'll live to be 100
Lie: I couldn't eat another bite
Lie: I didn't know it was yours
Lie: I don't remember anything about it.
Lie: I got it as a gift and already have one.(I hate it!)
Lie: I have one already
Lie: I have one already. (I don't remember buying one yesterday.)
Lie: I lost your phone number
Lie: I love it.
Lie: I love your new suit.
Lie: I missed the bus
Lie: I only had one
Lie: I really needed this
Lie: I was only doing 55
Lie: I'd love for you to teach me to cook that the way you do.
Lie: I'd love to call you mom.
Lie: I'll start my diet tomorrow.
Lie: I'm sorry I didn't day hello. I didn't see you
Lie: I'm sure they didn't mean to forget my birthday.
Lie: I've been thinking about buying this for myself
Lie: I've never betrayed a confidence
Lie: I've never seen anything quite like it
Lie: If you need money, just call.
Lie: It looked a different color. (I forgot my glasses.)
Lie: It makes me look fat. (I am fat but won't admit it.)
Lie: It wasn't that expensive
Lie: It wouldn't be a holiday without you.
Lie: It's just what I wanted
Lie: It's not sized properly. (I've gained weight.)
Lie: It's ripped! (When I was pulling the tags off!)
Lie: It's stained. I spilled coffee on it.)
Lie: Liquor is one way out an' death's the other.
Lie: My alarm didn't go off
Lie: My husband didn't like it. (It's too expensive.)
Lie: My wife didn't like it. (She says it's embarrassing)
Lie: No, I don't mind having everyone for the holidays
Lie: No, I welcome you opinion
Lie: Of course this is my natural color
Lie: Sex isn't everything.
Lie: That's a lovely name. Does it mean something?
Lie: The baby is adorable.
Lie: The baby looks just like its father.
Lie: The baby looks just like you.
Lie: The only discovered substitute for the truth.
Lie: The phone stopped just as I got to it
Lie: The program is bug free.
Lie: The size was marked wrong. (I'm larger size but won'
Lie: There were no calories in that
Lie: This brand runs large. (My chest is too small.)
Lie: This brand runs small. (My hips are too big.)
Lie: Tuna Artichoke Surprise. Sounds yummy
Lie: We couldn't find a baby-sitter.
Lie: We got lost
Lie: We love seeing you.
Lie: Who wants to get married anyway?
Lie: You made it from scratch. I could never tell
Lieber Winterschlaf als Fruehjahrsmuedigkeit
Lieber ein Ende mit Schrecken als ein Schrecken ohne Ende
Lieber praeservativ als konservativ
Lieberman's Law:  Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens
Liebling's Truth: Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one
Liebowitz's rule: When hammering a nail you will not hit your thumb if you hold the hammer with both hands
Lief Erikson owned a Fjord Explorer.
Liefde is net oorlog: het begint makkelijk en is moeilijk te stoppen.
Liegt der bauer tot im zimmer, lebt er nimmer!
Lieing::President:Power::Currupt
Lies &lt;= Benchmarks &lt;=&gt; Darn Lies
Lies Bosses tell: I empathize with the fact that you have a family.
Lies Bosses tell: I hate for you to miss lunch.
Lies Bosses tell: I want you to work independently.
Lies Bosses tell: My last secretary was twice as fast.
Lies Bosses tell: Our firm has no plans to relocate.
Lies Bosses tell: We're just one big happy family here.
Lies Bosses tell: Your pension fund is safe.
Lies Workers Tell: I did it yesterday. It must have been misplaced.
Lies Workers Tell: I really enjoy working for you.
Lies Workers Tell: I worked through lunch.
Lies Workers Tell: I'm feeling sick. I won't be in.
Lies Workers Tell: No, this is not a personal call.
Lies Workers Tell: No. I don't mind doing it over.
Lies and hate and agony, thru my eyes that's all I see.
Lies are a weapon that kills from inside
Lies are most convincingly hidden between two truths
Lies make Baby Jesus cry. - Todd Flanders
Lies!  All lies!  You're all lying against my boys! -- Ma Barker
Lies!  All lies, I tell you!  Besides, they never paid me
Lies, damn lies, and creationism.
Lies, hate, and agony, through my eyes that's all I see - M. Muir
Lies?  No one lies!  Men exaggerate and women understate
Lieutenant @LN@ is in Commander Riker's quarters
Lieutenant @LN@ is in Quark's quarters
Lieutenant @LN@ is in Stellar Cartography
Lieutenant @LN@ is not in the real world
Lieutenant @TOLAST@, fire phasers at Queen Beryl... &lt;ZAPPA&gt;
Lieutenant Carrey is an IDIOT! Torres
Lieutenant Christmas is in Dr. Crusher's quarters
Lieutenant Commander @LN@ is in Holodeck Four
Lieutenant Commander @LN@ is in Holosuite XXX-Five
Lieutenant Commander Speir is in Ten-Forward.
Lieutenant Commander, open fighter bay doors. Sinclair
Lieutenant Drey, that's with an 'E'. State Police. Drey
Lieutenant Hebe?! - Mike on plane's inscription
Lieutenant Singer, make it sew!
Lieutenant Torres has the answer. Doctor
Lieutenant Uhura, take over Navigation. - Kirk
Lieutenant Yar!  You are naturally blonde! -- Data
Lieutenant! Remove your helmet! SS Major to Spock
Lieutenant, I order you to relax - Riker
Lieutenant, I've got to build a dog-house. - O'Brien
Lieutenant, do you intend to blast a hole in the viewer? - Picard
Lieutenant, have you ever tried to interrogate a Vulcan? - Odo
Lieutenant, is there a six foot bat in Gotham City?
Lieutenant, is there a six foot bat in Gotham City? - Alex Knox
Lieutenant, prepare to beam Guinan into the Romulan warp core
Lieutenant, you better get your dilithium refinery on-line. Janeway
Lieutenant. Congratulations. Welcome on board. Carrey
Life
Life  A fatal, sexually transmitted disease.
Life  A fatal, sexually transmitted disease.
Life !measured by breaths we take but by moments that take our breath away.
Life & Liberty Are Only Safe When Congress Is In Recess
Life - an always fatal sexually transmitted disease
Life - brief interlude between nothingness and etern
Life - loath it or ignore it, you can't like it. - Guess who?
Life - produced cheeply by unskilled labor
Life - the ultimate fantasy role playing game.
Life -- Fatal condition caused by sexual contact.
Life -- Love It or Leave It
Life ... A fatal, sexually transmitted disease
Life ... we live it forward and understand it backwards.
Life : What Happens When You Have Other Plans.
Life = Bed of roses, complete with thorns.
Life = all of us + same boat
Life After Death? Is that like Terminate & Stay Resident?
Life As A Comic  - By Stan Dupp
Life As A Comic: Stan Dupp*
Life As A Skunk  - By Pep P. Lee Phew
Life Before Cars - By Orson Buggy
Life Before Cars: Orson Buggy*
Life Before The Civil War  - By Aunty Bellum
Life Blows!
Life Doesn't Begin At 40 For Those Who Went 60 At 20
Life Doesn't Begin Until 100 MPH
Life Enhancement: POSTING Taglines here, there, everywhere
Life Facts..Death, Taxes, and "THEY" will Tax us to Death
Life I love you, all is groovy!
Life IS a highway.  It's backed up for 2 miles!
Life In General  - By D.O.Poohead
Life In The Sorority House - By Carrie Onn
Life Is Hard; Then Your Not Here
Life Is One Contradiction After Another...No It Isn't !
Life MUST be a highway... I feel like road-kill.
Life Member, Committee to Bring Lum's Mother Back to Earth
Life Member:  International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves
Life Of Death Becoming Clearer. Pain Monopoly, Ritual Misery.
Life Six Feet Under  - By Doug Graves
Life Six Feet Under: Doug Graves*
Life Stinks...Then you die...Then YOU Stink!
Life Stopped Passing Me By-Now It's Trying To Run Me Over
Life Sucks and then you marry a closet liberal
Life Sucks and then you marry one who won't...
Life Sucks enough and then you marry a closet liberal!
Life WAS meant to be easy.  cc
Life _is_ a test...and spelling counts!
Life a sexually transmitted disease.
Life according to Jean-Luc Picard:  Engage.
Life after Death : Terminate and Stay Resident
Life after death. Is that like terminate and stay resident?
Life after death...is it like a TSR?
Life after death?  Is it like terminate and stay resident?
Life after death?  What kind of a terminate-and-stay-resi
Life after death? Is it like terminate and stay resident?
Life after death? What kind of a terminate and stay resident is that?
Life ain't easy being GREEN.....     - Kermit 1976
Life ain't easy for a BORG named Hugh
Life ain't easy for a boy who sues
Life ain't easy.... but I am.
Life aint easy for a "Q" named Amanda
Life always happens in manageable chunks.
Life always sucks - Some days it just bothers you more than others
Life and Liberty are safe... when Congress is in recess.
Life and death are seldom logical.
Life and death are seldom logical. But attaining a desired goal always is
Life and liberty are safe only when congress is in recess.
Life and life--what is life?!
Life as it proceeds reveals, coolly and dispassionately, what lies behind the mask that each man wears . - Sadegh Hadayat
Life as we know it does not exist.
Life be likes an analogy.  Yo' Man!!  Yeah.  Yo' Man!!  Dats de ticket.
Life before the real world -- work.
Life begins after coffee!
Life begins after coffee!  Well, maybe after a donut, too
Life begins after tea!
Life begins at '030, fun starts at '040, senility begins at '86.
Life begins at 190!  - NASCAR
Life begins at 233 mph and ends in the wall
Life begins at 40 knots
Life begins at 50, along with wrinkles and arthritis
Life begins at 50, but it only lasts a couple of years.
Life begins at conception. Death begins at retirement.
Life begins at contraception
Life begins at the centerfold and expands outward.  -- Miss November, 1966
Life begins when the kids leave home.
Life begins when you get one
Life being what it is, I dream of revenge
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge. - Gauguin
Life bites, and then you marry one who won't
Life bites, because if it sucked it would feel good
Life brings you a bold and dashing adventure
Life by Norman Rockwell, but screenplay by Stephen King.
Life by the yard is hard; by the inch it's a cinch.
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
Life can be great if you live it to the fullest!
Life can be one big toilet, so for all our sakes, don't make waves.
Life can be only understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards
Life can be profitable, if you know the odds
Life can be so tragic -- you're here today and here tomorrow
Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward.
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings
Life consists of the QWK and the read
Life consists of what a man is thinking of all day. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Life could be so much easier if we could just look at the source code
Life could be worse.. you could be me d;-) - Quickling
Life crisis --  (a)bort, (r)etry, (i)gnore
Life does not consist of thinking, it consists in acting.
Life does not need to mutilate itself in order to be pure.&lt;Weil&gt;
Life doesn't get much better than this. - Calvin
Life doesnt cease to be funny when people die anymore than it ceases to be serious when people laugh
Life don't get much bedder dan dis. - Gambit
Life don't get much bedder dan dis. - Gambit
Life eludes logic.
Life ends and you take a "dirt nap."
Life exists for no known purpose
Life exists in the universe only because the carbon atom possesses certain exceptional properties. - Sir James Jeans
Life fast, love well, and have a glorious end.
Life feeds on life feeds on life.  This is necessary
Life feels as short as a Winter's day, when you have had your chance and ruined it. - Dangerous Liaisons
Life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth. - Exodus 20:1
Life gets a lot more interesting when you use a cattle prod.
Life gets interesting-er and interesting-er on a BBS!!
Life gives us just time & space; it's up to us to fill it with joy
Life goes on day after day [after day]
Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone!!
Life goes on the wrong side of the door
Life goes on within you and without you
Life goes on, but why?
Life goes on, dull as before - Mike
Life goes on, dull as before. -- Mike Nelson
Life goes on, such as it is - Picard
Life grows on the side of the mountain, not the top
Life guarantees a chance - not a fair shake
Life happens while you're making other plans
Life has a certain ending and uncertain timing.
Life has a funny way of helping you out.  Ä Alanis Morissette
Life has a great deal up its sleeve.
Life has a lot of undocumented features!
Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object
Life has a way of ignoring you ... Until it's over!
Life has become so complex that not even teenagers have all the answers anymore,,,
Life has been a hard teacher!
Life has been a hard teacher!
Life has cool backround music
Life has many mysteries.  Consider this one of them. - Sinclair
Life has taught me to think, but thinking has not taught me to live. - Aleksandr Ivanovich Herzen
Life has to get its seed-self off the planet to survive. --Leary
Life if what happens when you're busy making other plans
Life imitates art, but does it have to imitate satire?
Life improves slowly and goes wrong fast, and only catastrophe is clearly visible . - Edward Teller
Life in Chicago: Wendy City
Life in a state of nature is nasty, brutish and short
Life in a vacuum sucks.
Life in abundance comes only through great love. - Elbert Hubbard
Life in it's purest form is pass/fail.  --Zans
Life in prison for stealing this tagline under Fed crime Bill.
Life in the fast lane is next to the dead lane
Life in the saddle is lonely, ... since my horse died.
Life in the slow lane? Ask your cat
Life in the state of nature is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
Life includes annual free trips around the sun. Sign up now!
Life insurance is the only game you win when you die.
Life is 10% What You Make It and 90% How You Take It !!
Life is FULL of little surprises, isn't it?
Life is Final Jeopardy.   --H. Carol Bernstein esq
Life is GOOD, well it beats the alternatives!
Life is Hell When you dont have a good life or no girlfriend!
Life is NOT a spectator sport!
Life is Not a Point-And-Click Sport!
Life is Roff when yer Stewpid
Life is Sexually transmitted and Terminal
Life is Simple: Eat. Sleep. Call a BBS
Life is Sudden Death in overtime and the watch is ticking
Life is a CACHE and then  you FLUSH
Life is a Game, try to win!!!
Life is a Highway .....and I feel like Roadkill!
Life is a Journey, not a Destination.........Aerosmith
Life is a Lambourghini:  It goes too fast, and is unaffordable.
Life is a POPULARITY CONTEST!  I'm REFRESHINGLY CANDID!!
Life is a Vegemite sandwich
Life is a balancing of differences.
Life is a banquet & most suckers are starving!
Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving. - Rosalind Russell
Life is a batch and then your hard drive dies!
Life is a beach - and then the tide comes in.
Life is a beach and every day is Sunday!
Life is a beach!
Life is a bed of roses, but watch out for the pricks
Life is a bed of roses, full of Pricks
Life is a bed of roses, thorns and all.
Life is a bed of roses.....complete with thorns.
Life is a beta test, that crashes with a fatal error
Life is a bifurcated chaotic attractor-and then you die
Life is a big wild crazy tossed salad,but you don't eat it,you live it
Life is a bitch and school is its son.
Life is a bitch, but some of the puppies are cute.
Life is a bitch, just don't marry one!
Life is a bitch, then you die.
Life is a bitch... but the puppies are cute!
Life is a blur of Republicans and meat. -- Zippy
Life is a bowl of cherries, there's always a few pits.
Life is a bowl of chocolates, You never know what you get
Life is a bowlfull of cherries: but why pick from my bowl
Life is a brief interlude between nothingness and eternity
Life is a cabaret, old Chum.
Life is a canary: You always end up being yellow
Life is a car wash and I'm on a bicycle.
Life is a cherrabowlies!
Life is a circus and all the clowns are in Washington.
Life is a collection of low-probability events
Life is a collection of low-probability events that you don't like.
Life is a collection of low-probability events.
Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel. - Racine
Life is a comma in a sentence where death is period
Life is a complex number; it consists of real and imaginary parts
Life is a constant battle to fight off maturity.
Life is a dashing, bold adventure.  Pass the pepper.
Life is a dead-end street.
Life is a desire, not a meaning.    &lt;Charles Chaplin&gt;
Life is a dildo; long, hard, and plastic, but occasionally fun
Life is a dilemma wrapped in an oxymoron.
Life is a dirty trick
Life is a disease with a very poor prognosis.
Life is a do-it-yourself job.
Life is a do-it-yourself project
Life is a dream walking. Death is a going home. --Chinese Proverb.
Life is a fatal, sexually-transmitted disease.
Life is a fern bar.
Life is a final draft. Rewrites...HA!
Life is a first draft with no rewrite.
Life is a first draft....with NO rewrite.
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it-Christopher Morley
Life is a fractal.
Life is a full of rude awakenings, don't be one!
Life is a funny thing that happens on the way to the grave
Life is a gamble.  In the end you always lose.
Life is a game and money is how you keep score.
Life is a game of bridge -- and you have just been finessed
Life is a game where final goal is never reached.
Life is a game, and money is how you keep score
Life is a game.  Happiness is how we keep score.
Life is a game.  Money is how we keep score.
Life is a game.  Money is how we keep score.- T. Turner
Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.
Life is a giant Ponzi scheme.
Life is a gift only God and Dr. Herbert West can give
Life is a gift only God can give
Life is a gift, and people do not realize it until it is gone.
Life is a glitch in the universal program; death is just the programmer's way of debugging
Life is a grand adventure -- or it is nothing. -- Helen Keller
Life is a grindstone; whether it grinds you down or polishes you up depends on what you are made of
Life is a healthy respect for mother nature laced with greed
Life is a hereditary disease
Life is a heuristic guided depth-first search without backtracking
Life is a highway and it's backed up for 2 miles!
Life is a holiday in the same way that glass is a liquid
Life is a horse, either you ride it or it rides you
Life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed by the desire to change his bed. -- Charles Baudelaire
Life is a jest, and all things show it. -- Gay
Life is a jigsaw puzzle with no picture on the box.
Life is a joke that has just begun -- Yakko
Life is a joke, Death is the punch line.
Life is a journey not a destination
Life is a journey.  Are we there yet?  Are we there yet?  Are we there yet?
Life is a kind of trick.
Life is a learning experience; the diploma is your death certificate
Life is a lemon and I want my money back
Life is a lemon and I want my money back! - Meat Loaf
Life is a lemon and I want my money back.
Life is a lemon, and I want my money back!  - Meat Loaf
Life is a long headache in a noisy street. - John Masefield
Life is a long lesson in humility.
Life is a lot easier if you read the Documentation.
Life is a math class - solve one problem, get another
Life is a meal - and it's always mealtime!
Life is a meaningless comma in the sentence of time.
Life is a merry-go-round, and I'm getting dizzy!
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote
Life is a movie, you are the star, make it a happy ending. - Joan Rivers
Life is a mystery novel where the last few pages are torn
Life is a mystery that can only be solved by death... - Drow Proverb
Life is a nap and then you eat. -- Taco
Life is a never ending surprise
Life is a one eyed man with double vision.
Life is a pain.  I want to be insane. - Black Flag
Life is a party.  Pass the pretzels.
Life is a patchwork ...scraps of pleasure and despair.&lt;Bronaugh&gt;
Life is a place, not to live, but to die in. -- Browne
Life is a placebo masquerading as a simile.
Life is a prison.  Death shall be my release.
Life is a privelige, do not abuse it
Life is a puzzle put together by a blind fool
Life is a rat race, and the rats are winning!
Life is a razor, you are always in hot water or a scrape
Life is a realtime adventure ... without Save/Restore!
Life is a realtime adventure ... without saving!
Life is a rock, and the radio rolled me
Life is a roller coaster, you have your ups and downs unless you fall off
Life is a roller coaster; ups/downs and  some missed the ride
Life is a rotten job and the hours are a bitch.
Life is a sandwich, and it's always lunchtime
Life is a school, but not all are students.
Life is a series  of rude awakenings -  R. V. Winkle
Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be. - Jose Ortega y Gasset
Life is a series of dogs.
Life is a series of dogs. - George Carlin
Life is a series of interrelated delusions
Life is a series of movements from one chair to another.
Life is a series of rude awakening's
Life is a series of rude awakenings - R. V. Winkle
Life is a series of rude awakenings.
Life is a series of rude awakenings. - Rip Van Winkle
Life is a series of very rude awakenings.
Life is a serious burden, which no thinking, humane person would wantonly inflict on someone else. -- Clarence Darrow
Life is a sexual transmitted disease that is always fatal
Life is a sexually tranmitted disease
Life is a sexually transferred disease with 100% mortality
Life is a sexually transmited disease
Life is a sexually transmited disease with 100% mortality
Life is a sexually transmitted and terminal disease.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease
Life is a sexually transmitted disease ... no cure!
Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
Life is a soap opera, only a little slower
Life is a song. Love is the music
Life is a state of mind
Life is a tax-deductible experience!
Life is a temporary assignment
Life is a temporary condition.
Life is a terminal condition
Life is a terminal disease.
Life is a terminal illness. - Don Wallace
Life is a terminal sexually transmitted disease
Life is a test.  Any questions?
Life is a theatre in which the worst people have the best seats.
Life is a thinking man's game and, as usual, I'm not equipped to play.
Life is a timed event. Death is a timeless event.
Life is a tough proposition and the first hundred years are the hardest. - Wilson Mizner
Life is a tragedy for feelers and a comedy for thinkers.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think
Life is a tragedy in close up, but a comedy in long-shot
Life is a tragedy in close up, but a comedy in long-shot - C. Chaplin
Life is a tragedy to feelers and a comedy to thinkers.
Life is a tragedy when seen close -up, but a comedy in longshot.
Life is a tragedy when seen in close up, but a comedy in long shot. - Charlie Chaplin
Life is a trip, but you aren't driving.
Life is a waste of time, so get wasted all of the time
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
Life is a whole series of circumstances beyond your control. -- Van Roy's Truism
Life is a yo-yo and mankind keeps tying knots in the string
Life is a yo-yo, and humans tie knots in the string.
Life is a zoo in a jungle
Life is a zoo in a jungle - de Vries
Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Life is ablaze, and you're right there in the flames. - Fishbone
Life is about fun, and I'm not gonna get too big for fun. --Fiona Apple
Life is about timing.
Life is all clues with no solution
Life is already too short to waste on speed. - Edward Abbey
Life is always HOT when your a Red Head
Life is an adventure if you play it right.
Life is an egg salad sandwich.
Life is an exciting business, and most exciting when it is lived for others
Life is an experience to be carried as far as possible
Life is an experiment in which you are the experiment. --Ben Lichtenberg
Life is an illusion.. Enjoy it while it stays in focus
Life is an incurable disease. -- Cowley
Life is an incurable, sexually transmitted disease, 100% fatal.
Life is an interruption in entropy.
Life is an obstacle illusion
Life is an onion and each one peels it crying.
Life is an onion and one peels away its layers crying.
Life is an onion and one peels it crying.
Life is an unbroken succession of false situations.
Life is an unfair advantage
Life is anything that dies when you shoot it!
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.  - Dave Barry
Life is as brief as a butterfly's fart, but death is forever
Life is as easy as 3.141592653589
Life is as queer as a cat fart.
Life is basically a struggle between intellect and ego.
Life is best done awake.
Life is boring without EDLIN
Life is boring without EDLIN. (So *that's* what I'm missing!)
Life is both Sexually Transmitted, and Terminal!
Life is both difficult and time consuming
Life is bowl of cherry pits
Life is but a bowl of bagel dogs
Life is but a dream
Life is but a dream ... and Please WAKE me up!
Life is but a dream, sh'boom, sh'boom
Life is but a dream, sweetheart.
Life is but a dream.
Life is but a simulation on a galactic computer
Life is but an obstructive consideration
Life is but one long journey, and many moccasins.
Life is cheap, but the accessories can kill you
Life is cheap.  It's the accessories that kill you.
Life is complex - it's partly real and partly imaginary
Life is complex.  It consists of real and imaginary parts.
Life is complex.  It has real and imaginary parts
Life is complex. You know - part real, part imaginary
Life is complex;  It consists of real and imaginary parts!
Life is composed at conception. Death decomposes after deconception.
Life is crazy, so I fit right in.
Life is crazy.  So I fit right in ...
Life is crewel ... it keeps me in stitches.
Life is cruel. This has been an example.
Life is difficult because it is non-linear
Life is difficult. - M. Scott Peck
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.  -- Woody Allen
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall"
Life is dodging all the rotten fruit
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.&lt;Keller&gt;
Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. (Helen Keller)
Life is enough to drive a healthy person sane.
Life is fair - it's people who aren't.
Life is falling sideways. -- Cocteau
Life is fantastic.  Here Today.  Here Tomorrow.
Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about
Life is far too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde
Life is far too important to take seriously.
Life is far too short to dance with ugly women.
Life is filled with ups and downs but I'm going sideways.
Life is fine when all is well, but little things can make life hell
Life is for entertainment purposes only. All other use voids warranty
Life is for other people.  I got a modem. -- Sheila Bungee
Life is for people who can't handle modems
Life is fragile - handle with prayer
Life is fraught with opportunities to keep your mouth shut
Life is full of *little* surprises, says John Bobbitt.
Life is full of little suprises - Pandora
Life is full of little surprises
Life is full of little surprises - Pandora
Life is full of minor and major problems; some days you get both
Life is full of mysteries, consider this one of them. -Sinclair
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one. -- Calvin
Life is full of undocumented features!
Life is full of... Reservoir Dogs.
Life is getting harder every day!
Life is good, now that Wesley's gone -- Picard
Life is good." -  Slappy Squirrel, Animaniacs
Life is great, so don't ruin yours by messin' with my PC!
Life is great, so don't ruin yours by messing with my computer!
Life is hard - and even harder when you're not stupid.
Life is hard and then you die. - Record Title
Life is hard no matter how old you are.
Life is hard with an extended alphabet... &lt;sigh&gt;
Life is hard, and then you die.
Life is hard, but it's a LOT harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne
Life is hard.  After all, it kills you. - Katherine Hepburn
Life is hard.  It's breathe, breathe, breathe, all the time.
Life is hard.  Play dead
Life is hard. . . . Then you die.
Life is hard. It's a LOT harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne
Life is hard. It's breathe, breathe, breathe, all the time.
Life is hard. It's even harder if you're stupid
Life is hard. Live fast, die young and leave a good looking corpse
Life is hard. Mine is Pentium Ready!
Life is in beta test - my copy has some bugs in it.
Life is indeed a rat-race - and the rats are winning.
Life is interesting when you see it from someone else's perspective.
Life is just a Yellow SUB Routine.
Life is just a bowl of all-bran, you wake up every AM and its there
Life is just a bowl of cherries, but why do I always get the pits?
Life is just a bowl of cherries...or is it the pits?
Life is just a bowl of chili, but no beans for you.
Life is just a bowl of chillies
Life is just a bowl of pits.	 Rodney Dangerfield
Life is just a bowl of triangles. - Pythagoras
Life is just a bowl of tribbles.
Life is just a chowl of berries
Life is just a continuation of the night before
Life is just a dream &lt;*SHBUM*&gt;
Life is just a dream, Sweetheart.
Life is just a dream. Sha boom Sha boom
Life is just a figment of my imagination.
Life is just a game. Enjy the party
Life is just a hobby. Perfection is not required. Fun is
Life is just a party and parties weren't meant to last.  - Prince
Life is just a party and party weren't meant to last.
Life is just a placebo masquerading as a simile
Life is just a series of TRUE - FALSE tests.
Life is just a sub-routine of God's Master Program.
Life is just an illusion!
Life is just downtime between Blue Wave packets.
Life is just downtime between Mail packets.
Life is just gambling. In the end, you always lose
Life is just like a higway, so a car is just a soul
Life is just nature's little joke
Life is just nature's way of preserving meat
Life is just one BIG beta test cycle
Life is just one cliche after another
Life is just one damn thing after another
Life is just one damn thing after another. - Elbert Hubbard
Life is just one damn thing after another. - Mark Twain
Life is just one of those things.
Life is just one thing after another.
Life is knowing how far to go without crossing the line
Life is life. - Dr. Steven Franklin
Life is life. -- Franklin
Life is life. Dr. --Franklin.
Life is lije an EGG - either your smashed or your laid!
Life is like ... an analogy.
Life is like .......... an analogy.
Life is like Jazz, it should be improvised.
Life is like MS Windows you never know what you're gonna get.
Life is like Windows'95...you never know when you'll crash.
Life is like Xerox- you're just a copy
Life is like a 10 speed bicycle.  Most of us have gears we never use. -- C. Schultz
Life is like a Car-wash and I'm on a bicycle.
Life is like a Class V Rapid, no easy way through.
Life is like a Class V Rapid, no sneak route.
Life is like a Hard Drive, too much stress***CRASH!***
Life is like a Joss-stick, it stinks and then it's over
Life is like a Muon: very short and unstable.
Life is like a RAM disk
Life is like a bath; the longer you stay in it, the wrinklier you get
Life is like a boof chocolates. It's full of nuts
Life is like a bottle of Scottish Ale.YUM!  (Forest Gumby)
Life is like a bowl of soup with hairs floating on it.  You have to eat it nevertheless. -- Flaubert
Life is like a box of Pentiums... -Intel Gump
Life is like a box of choc'lates, you never know what you'll get. - F
Life is like a box of chocolates - it disappears before you get your share.
Life is like a box of chocolates left in the sun
Life is like a box of chocolates left in the sun
Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get.
Life is like a box of chocolates!  (And I'm the nut in the middle!)
Life is like a box of chocolates, feminizts are turds mixed in the box
Life is like a box of chocolates, never know what you'll get
Life is like a box of chocolates, ya never know what you'r gonna get.
Life is like a box of chocolates--that are all melted
Life is like a box of chocolates. It's full of nuts
Life is like a box of chocolates.... Yeah right!
Life is like a box of chocolates..........It's fattening!
Life is like a box of chocolates.....after Deanna Troi has eaten them
Life is like a box of knives - O.J. Gump
Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key. - Alan Bennet
Life is like a buffet; it's not good but there's plenty of it
Life is like a bullet: it hurts like hell and has to go eventually.
Life is like a cat with a guitar.  I don't know why
Life is like a cup of tea, it's all in how you make it
Life is like a date movie. It sucks if you're alone.
Life is like a diaper - short and loaded.
Life is like a dog sled team, if you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes
Life is like a flower, sometimes it blooms and sometimes it withers.
Life is like a fountain...  I will tell you how when I figure it out.
Life is like a grindstone - whether it grinds you down or polishes you up depends on what you're made of
Life is like a hockey season: You win some, you lose some, you draw some,  and you get hit and hurt a lot
Life is like a hot shower. One wrong turn and you're in hot water.
Life is like a kidney stone.  If you are lucky, it too shallpass.
Life is like a maze in which you try to avoid the exit.
Life is like a nappie  --  Short and Loaded
Life is like a piano... What you get out of it depends on how you play it
Life is like a random tag; ya neva know what ya gonna git
Life is like a roller coaster ride.  Birthdays are the parts where you look down and get sick!
Life is like a roller coaster, but I'm glad to be tall enough to ride.
Life is like a septic tank, the really big chunks always rise to the top.
Life is like a sewer.  What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. -- Tom Lehrer
Life is like a ship of redshirts. You never know who's gonna die. :)
Life is like a shower.  One wrong turn and you`re in hot water.
Life is like a shower:  The wrong turn can leave you in hot water.
Life is like a simile.
Life is like a skunk
Life is like a smilie
Life is like a ten-speed bicycle.  Most of us have gears that we never use
Life is like a tin of sardines.  We're, all of us, looking for the key. 	-- Beyond the Fringe
Life is like a vacuum cleaner.  It sucks.
Life is like a watermelon, full, sometimes seedy, & juicy.
Life is like an Oreo cookie
Life is like an analogy!  Yeah!  Thats the ticket!
Life is like an analogy.
Life is like an egg stain on your chin -- you can lick it, but it still won't go away
Life is like an hourglass.  Consciousness is the sand.
Life is like an onion
Life is like an onion: you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. -- Carl Sandburg
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find there is nothing in it. -- James Huneker
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find there is nothing in it
Life is like bein' on a mule team.  Unless you're the lead mule, all the scenery looks about the same
Life is like craps: Roll the dice and end up with s**t
Life is like dividing on Pentium, You never know what you're gonna get
Life is like dividing on a Pentium, you never know what you'll get!
Life is like fresco-painting--erasures aren't allowed.
Life is like golf: If you stick to the fairway you never have to ask for a ruling
Life is like licking honey off a thorn.  -L. Ellerbee
Life is like looking through a window only as clear as the glass
Life is like my modem.  It never works quite how you want it to
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler
Life is like poker.You have to play the hand you're dealt
Life is like sex with Madonna-You never know what you're gonna get
Life is like sex.  I don't know why, it just is
Life is like sex.  If it gets hard f*ck it!
Life is like sex... the more you put in, the more you get out
Life is like sex...First you get tied up, then whipped, then caught
Life is like sex...I don't know why, but it just is
Life is like sex..First ya get tied up,then whipped, then
Life is like some RFI -FCC Spokesperson
Life is like taking a shower.  One wrong turn and you're in hot water
Life is like the Stock Market - Ups & Downs.
Life is like the flight of a bird...out of darkness, into darkness.
Life is like the inside of a microwave oven.
Life is like toilet paper; we panic as the end approaches !
Life is like using Windows... you never know what you're gonna get.
Life is like wrestling a gorilla,  you don't stop when you get tired, you stop when the gorilla gets tired,,,
Life is like, uh...totally...you know?
Life is like, uh...totally...you know?
Life is like...  an analogy!  Yeah!  That's the ticket!
Life is like... an analogy.
Life is like.......... an analogy.
Life is lived forwards and understood backwards.
Life is long to the miserable, but short to the happy.
Life is made of ever so many partings welded together. - Charles Dickens, Great Expectations
Life is made up of marble and mud.
Life is made up of marble and mud. * Hawthorne
Life is made up of marble and mud. - Nathaniel Hawthorne
Life is measured by struggle, not triumph
Life is more than sexual combustibility!
Life is much easier if you can look at the source code
Life is much more like it is now than it was before
Life is much too complicated in the morning
Life is nasty, brutish and short.  Why add UNIX?
Life is nasty, brutish, and short. Cigarettes help
Life is never dull, I have a modem.
Life is never simple, but we pretend it is.
Life is no "Dress Rehearsal" -- Emerson
Life is no big mystery- its lots of small ones!
Life is nonlinear
Life is not a Beta awaiting final release
Life is not a cabaret, it's a circus!
Life is not a dress rehearsal.
Life is not a spectacle or a feast, it is a predicament.
Life is not a zero sum game.
Life is not all lovely thorns and singing vultures.
Life is not all thorns and singing vultures. - M. Addams
Life is not an exact science, it is an art. - Samuel Butler
Life is not fair It IS, however, quite a circus.
Life is not fair...So, go sue somebody !
Life is not fair...it is, however, quite a circus.
Life is not for everyone
Life is not kind.  Time for a reality check.
Life is not measured by the breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away
Life is not one thing after another.... it's the same damn thing over and over!
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood
Life is not so short that there isn't time for courtesy.
Life is nothing without friendship. - Marcus Tullius Cicero
Life is obviously a battle, but exactly owho is the enemy?
Life is offensive.  You may as well get used to it.
Life is one big worse case scenario.
Life is one long process of getting tired.
Life is one long process of getting tired.
Life is one long process of getting tired. -- Butler
Life is one long struggle in the dark.  Lucretius (55 BC)
Life is one long struggle in the dark. -- Titus Lucretius Carus
Life is one silly thing after another. Love is two silly things after each other
Life is one situation you'll never get out of alive!
Life is one, big UNREGISTERED EVALUATION COPY
Life is one, big, worse-case scenario.
Life is only as long as you live it.
Life is only understood backward, but must be lived forward.
Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. - D. H. Lawrence
Life is ours, we live it our way.
Life is pain.  Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something.  PBr
Life is pain; anyone who tells you different is selling something.
Life is painanyone who says differently is selling something.
Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov
Life is recursive.
Life is renewal, constantly changing and transfiguring.
Life is rough.  Get a job and buy one yourself
Life is self renewal, ever changing and transfiguring
Life is serious, but ART is fun!
Life is serious, but art is fun!  - The King of Mice
Life is sexually transmitted
Life is sexually transmitted  and terminal!
Life is sexually transmitted - and is almost always fatal
Life is sexually transmitted ... and terminal!
Life is sexually transmitted and invariably terminal
Life is sexually transmitted and terminal.  Always.
Life is sexually transmitted, always fatal and is Free.
Life is sexually transmitted, and fatal. 
Life is sexually transmitted.
Life is sexually transmitted....... and terminal.
Life is short - impeach Bill NOW!!
Life is short and death is long, Fo Lo La, Follow me.
Life is short and hard, like a body-building elf
Life is short and love is always over in the morning.
Life is short impeach Bill NOW!!
Life is short, art is long, opportunity fugitive.
Life is short, but its ills make it seem long.
Life is short, eat desert first!!
Life is short, experimenting dangerous, reasoning difficult.
Life is short, filled with stuff.  ÄÄ The Cramps
Life is short.  Play hard.
Life is short.  Pray hard. - Eph. 6:18
Life is short. Death is long. Take a vacation.
Life is short. Eat dessert first.
Life is short. Impeach Bill NOW!!
Life is short. Learn to enjoy it!
Life is short...Type fast.
Life is short; fulfill your fantasies while you can!
Life is short; type hard
Life is so complicated. It must have been designed by a committee.
Life is so full of uncertainties. My dog thinks HE'S the master.
Life is so hard when you're stupid - Mike
Life is so much easier if you look at the source code!
Life is so sweet when you have a cat AND a redhead in your lap!!!
Life is so uncertain, eat dessert first
Life is so, so sweet. - Calvin
Life is so, so sweet. - Calvin &lt;EG&gt;
Life is something that everyone should try at least once.  -- Henry J. Tillman
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep. - Fran Lebowitz
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep. - Fran Lebowitz
Life is something that happens when you can't sleep.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep. - Fran Lebowitz
Life is something to do when you cannot get to sleep.
Life is still in Beta test.
Life is taken out of context
Life is terrible!  A man is lucky to get out of it alive!
Life is terribly hard when yer life's a facade!   -- _Jekyll & Hyde_
Life is that brief interlude between nothingness and eternity.
Life is the art of being well-deceived.
Life is the childhood of our immortality.  --Goethe
Life is the first gift, Love is the second, and understanding the third. - Marge Piercy
Life is the leading cause of death.
Life is the leading cause of stress
Life is the living you do, Death is the living you don't do. -- Joseph Pintauro
Life is the one enemy we cannot defeat. - LaCroix
Life is the only activity with a 100% mortality rate.
Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules
Life is the rounding error in a chemical reaction
Life is the soft thing with two heads. - Mutant Raccoon
Life is the soul's nursery
Life is the storm before the calm.
Life is the ultimate I.Q. test
Life is the urge to ecstasy.
Life is the variety of spice.
Life is the way it is...not the way it oughta be
Life is thirst. - Leonard Michaels
Life is to serious to be taken seriously
Life is to short to use Windows
Life is to us a dashing and bold adventure.
Life is to you a daily and bold adventure
Life is toast
Life is too cheap to drink short wine!
Life is too confusing for novices.  We should let the experts take care of it.
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde
Life is too important to be taken seriously.--Thalia
Life is too important to ever take seriously.
Life is too important to take seriously. -- Corky Siegel
Life is too precious, too brief to waste
Life is too short
Life is too short _NOT_ to take BBSing seriously
Life is too short and I've got too many hidden ancestors to find!
Life is too short and you're dead too long
Life is too short for Chess
Life is too short for bad coffee.
Life is too short for short people!
Life is too short not to be in love !
Life is too short to be afraid
Life is too short to be little.  Disraeli
Life is too short to be taken seriously - Einstein.
Life is too short to be taken seriously. -- Oscar Wilde
Life is too short to dance with horizontally challenged women
Life is too short to dance with ugly men.
Life is too short to diet.
Life is too short to dive too long or too deep.
Life is too short to drink bad beer!
Life is too short to drink cheap whiskey! Try the single malts.
Life is too short to drink cheap wine!
Life is too short to eat boring food.
Life is too short to eat vegetables       Jeffery Dahlmer
Life is too short to learn DBASE
Life is too short to learn Oracle!
Life is too short to learn Word Perfect
Life is too short to learn Word Perfect.  Press &lt;F??&gt; to exit
Life is too short to learn Z-Modem !
Life is too short to learn Z-Modem parameters!
Life is too short to live with an ugly women
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom -- Shirley Conran
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. -- Storm Jameson
Life is too short to take BBSing seriously
Life is too short to use a slow modem
Life is too short to wait in lines.
Life is too short to waste time learning UNIX.
Life is too short, but if you do it fast enough, you can live it one-and-a-half times
Life is too short, to do it all in assembly
Life is tough -- but it's tougher when you're stupid
Life is tough when you've got a mind like a sieve
Life is tough, then ya die
Life is tough.  It's tougher when you're stupid
Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid. -John Wayne
Life is tough. it's even tougher if you're stupid
Life is trial & error;tomorro I go on trial 4my errors.
Life is trial and error - tomorrow I go on trial for my errors
Life is uncertain - buy the luxuries first!
Life is uncertain - eat dessert first!
Life is uncertain, eat dessert first . . .
Life is uncertain, eat dessert first!!
Life is uncertain, so buy the luxuries first!
Life is uncertain, so eat desert first
Life is uncertain......Eat dessert first!
Life is unpredictable- order your dessert first.
Life is unsure, always eat your desert first
Life is unsure....eat dessert first.
Life is user-hostile
Life is very hard for those who expect it to be easy.
Life is very interesting, if you make mistakes.  Georges Carpentier
Life is very nice, but it lacks form. It's the aim of art to give it some.  - Jean Anouilh
Life is very short & there's no time for fussing & fighti
Life is waisted on the living
Life is wasted on the living - Zaphod Beeblebrox IV
Life is wasted on the living.
Life is wasted on the living. -- The Restaurant at the Edge of the Universe
Life is what goes by while you are watching television.
Life is what happens to us while we're making other plans. - John Lennon
Life is what happens to you while you are making other plans.
Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else.
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.  -- J. Lennon
Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.
Life is what happens to you while your making other plans. -John Lennon-
Life is what happens when you are making other plans
Life is what happens while making other plans!!
Life is what happens while we're busy making plans.
Life is what happens while you are making other plans
Life is what happens while you are making other plans. &lt;J Lennon&gt;
Life is what happens while you are making other plans...
Life is what happens while you're making other plans. --John Lennon
Life is what happens while your making other plans
Life is what passes you by while watching TV.
Life is what takes place when you're waiting for something to happen
Life is what you make it, so don't screw up the recipe!
Life is what's happening to you while you're making plans
Life is wonderful, when you are conscious of the details.
Life is wonderful.  Without it you'd be dead.
Life is wonderful. Without it, @FN@ wouldn't know me.
Life is wonderful. Without it, there would be no hockey.
Life is wonderful. Without it, you'd be dead.
Life is... life is... life is... life is a kumquat
Life is...life is...is...life is a kumquat. Yeah, that's it
Life is...life is...life is...life is a kumquat.
Life isn't a problem to solve, but a reality to experience. --- Dune
Life isn't a spectacle or a feast, it's a predicament.
Life isn't always eternal.
Life isn't always fair -- but it shouldn't cheat THAT much
Life isn't always fair, but I shouldn't cheat so much
Life isn't always fair, but you'd clash with the univers+
Life isn't fair and the same can be said for death.
Life isn't fair, but neither is death
Life isn't fair, but neither is death
Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all
Life isn't meaningless, it just has a poor signal to noise ratio
Life isn't real, it's just an emulation
Life isn't too short, it's just that you're dead for so LONG.
Life isn't weird; it's the people in it.
Life it seems to fade away. Drifting further everyday.
Life it seems will fade away
Life it seems will fade away, drifting further everyday!
Life it seems, will fade away
Life itself is the proper binge.
Life itself is the ultimate adventure!
Life just dished up some Spam. -Opus
Life just dished up some spam. - Opus Penguin
Life just dished up some spam. -Opus
Life just doesn't make sense sometimes
Life kills
Life like food, usually needs a little spice!
Life may be lots of things, but it is never dull.
Life may have no meaning -- or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. - Ashleigh Brilliant
Life may not always be what you want but it always turns out 100 times better than we thought!
Life may not be perfect, but it can be optimized.
Life may not be perfect, but it can be optimized.
Life might be easier if we had the source code.
Life might have no meaning, or worse, it might have a meaning you don"t like
Life must be a highway, 'cause I feel like roadkill!
Life must be a highway...I feel like roadkill.
Life must be lived forwards, but understood backwards
Life must of been a lot simpler when the Indians ran this country.
Life need not be a zero-sum game
Life needs pull-down menus and an undo function
Life never gets so bad that it can't get worse.
Life not found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)lame
Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show
Life not stressful enough? Get Win95!!!
Life obviously needs more sleep
Life of a Mayfly: Born. Eat. Screw. Die.
Life of the party, ha, ha, ha...I hate parties.--Odo
Life outside caves is complicated
Life precedes choice.
Life resembles the banquet of Damocles; the sword is ever suspended. - Voltaire
Life runs in circles...Life runs in circles...Life runs
Life seems to be one long process of getting tired
Life should come with a Quick Reference Guide.
Life should consist of at least fifty percent pure waste of time and the
Life shouldn't be an endless repetition of stale successes.
Life shouldn't be printed on dollar bills
Life shrinks or expands according to one's courage.&lt;Nin&gt;
Life shrinks or expands inproportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin
Life springs eternal, on a gaudy neon street. 
Life starts at '030, fun at '040, impotence at '86
Life starts at conception.  What's your next excuse?
Life stinks
Life stinks. Fortunately, I've got a cold.
Life stinks...So, file a complaint with the EPA !
Life stinks...especially if you haven't showered for a while.
Life styles of the rich and psychotic-Kincaid
Life sucks - get a f*****g helmet, alright?  - Dennis Leary
Life sucks and then you die!
Life sucks and then you marry one who won't.
Life sucks but death swallows!
Life sucks but the alternative isn't much better.
Life sucks really bad right now. -- Leary
Life sucks!  Then you die. -Beavis & Butthead
Life sucks! Get a bib!
Life sucks!...but the alternative is worse.
Life sucks, and I'm holding the Hoover. - Midnight Runner
Life sucks, but Death swallows!
Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all
Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all. -- Thomas J. Kopp
Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all....
Life sucks, but it won't swallow
Life sucks, but then again so does your girlfriend!
Life sucks, especially when you marry a woman who doesn't
Life sucks, gets worse, then you die!
Life sucks, like a cookatoo without a beak
Life sucks, live with it!
Life sucks, watch anime.
Life sucks...if she cooked, too, I'd marry her.
Life support enabled
Life support system warranty expired!
Life takes all the fun out of dieing
Life takes it's toll. Have exact change ready!
Life takes its toll.  Have exact change ready. . . .
Life takes you places you had no intention of going. - Merry
Life tends to be a long and unreliable process.
Life to my sense of decadence every day!
Life to you is a bold and dashing responsibility -- a Mary Chung's fortune cookie
Life was a funny thing that occurred on the way to the grave
Life was easy when it was boring.  --The Police
Life was much easier before that fool invented the rake.
Life was not meant to be easy. - Malcom Fraser
Life was simple before World War II. After that, we had computers
Life was so much easier before law school &lt;sigh&gt;
Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties!
Life wasn't meant to be easy
Life will be the death of me!
Life will find a way. -- Ian Malcolm
Life will sometimes hand you a magical moment.  Savor it.
Life with cats is never dull
Life with no f is a lie
Life with pets is never dull.
Life with the BORG one big happy family
Life without Christ * the UNREGISTERED EVALUATION COPY *
Life without LOVE is no life at all!
Life without a man is like a fish without a bicycle
Life without bears would be unbearable.
Life without caffeine is stimulating enough
Life without caffeine is stimulating enough. -- Sanka Ad
Life without cats just isn't worth living! -LG
Life without chilies or girls is possible but very dull.
Life without chocolate is like a beach without water
Life without coffee and chocolate is like a beach without girls
Life without coffee is like a beach without water and girls
Life without coffee, chocolate or girls is possible but very dull.
Life without danger is a waste of oxigen
Life without discipline is meaningless.
Life without glasses is fuzzy-wonderful.
Life without image or metaphor is empty and meaningless. &lt;R Bradbury&gt;
Life without learning is death. --Cicero
Life without music would be a mistake
Life without music would be a mistake--Nietzche
Life without music would be a mistake.
Life without music would be a mistake. - Nietzsche
Life without music would be an intolerable insult. - Edward Abbey
Life without order is chaos.  Order without life is death
Life without racing is just... well... life?
Life without sex is like ice cream sundae with the cherry
Life without teachers would completely lack class.
Life without weirdness is worse than death. - Odin
Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code
Life would be easier if we could read the source code
Life would be easier if we had the source code.
Life would be easier to figure if I had the source code
Life would be easy if we had the source code.
Life would be fine if we'd all 69
Life would be grand if I had a grand.
Life would be less weird without you.
Life would be much easier if I had the source code.
Life would be much simpler and things would get done much faster if it weren't for other people
Life would be so much easier if I had the source code.
Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.
Life would be so much simpler with access to the source code
Life would be so very easy if Patrick had the source code.
Life would be so very easy if we only had the source code
Life would be tolerable but for it's amusements. -- Lewis
Life would be tolerable but for its amusements. -- G.B. Shaw
Life would not be easier if we could get AT the source code
Life would really be boring without @FTNAME
Life!  Can't live with it, can't live without it.
Life!  Don't talk to me about life!   -- Marvin
Life!  What would we do without it?
Life! Don't Talk To Me About Life(MARVIN the android) HGTTG
Life! Don't talk to me about life!
Life! Don't talk to me about life. --Marvin the Paranoid Android
Life's 1 damb thing after another; Love's 2 damb things after each other
Life's 3 stages of sex: Tri-weekly, try weekly, try weakly.
Life's A Beach And We're Just Surfin Time!
Life's Abyss, and then you dive... James Cameron
Life's Four Calamities:  War, pestilence, famine, nagging.
Life's Great Irony #146:  Turtles have a drag coefficient of .03
Life's Law:  NOTHING ever happens until it does.
Life's Little Destruction Book #603. Quote Rush Limbaugh to feminists.
Life's Little Mystery #311: The SysRq key
Life's NOT like a box of chocolates,it's like a jar of jalapenos and it's going to burn your tush!
Life's Not Passing Me By.   It's Running Me Over!!
Life's a ***** and then FIDO eats your mail packet.
Life's a *****, then you have to deal with The Phone Co.!
Life's a *itch, but some of the puppies can be quite cute
Life's a B*TCH and so am I, so get the hell outta my way!
Life's a BATch ... a BIG on, at that!!
Life's a Bastard, and then He dies. Life's wonderful then.
Life's a Beach and then you Dive øùú. øùú
Life's a Beach, PASS ME THE SHOVEL AND SAND BUCKET!, pls
Life's a Beach..then you just fade away
Life's a Bitch, you marry one, then you die.
Life's a CACHE, and then you FLUSH
Life's a Hillary
Life's a Hillary, and then you die!(if you're lucky!)
Life's a Hillary, and then you get Bill
Life's a Hillary.
Life's a Virgin....A Bitch is too easy!
Life's a Witch and then you Fly!
Life's a Witch...then you're reincarnated
Life's a b**** and then Fido eats your mail packet!
Life's a b****, so smeg off! -- Rimmer
Life's a b*tch and then FIDO eats your mail packet.
Life's a b*tch, and life's got lots of sisters
Life's a b*tch, but some of the puppies are cute
Life's a b*tch, time's a ba$tard, and death finishes it
Life's a batch and then your hard drive dies!
Life's a batch, and then you submit
Life's a batch, and then you submit. Steve Rosborough
Life's a beach and still you always marry one.
Life's a beach and then you drown
Life's a beef and Clara Peller's gone!
Life's a bi***, then you have to deal with The Phone Co.!
Life's a bitch and then you die still trying to get a peice of the pie.
Life's a bitch and then you diet!
Life's a bitch and then you marry one.
Life's a bitch, and so is Minmei -- Vince Weyrich
Life's a bitch, and then you marry one.
Life's a bitch, and then you're reincarnated.
Life's a bitch, but consider the alternative.
Life's a bitch, but some of the puppies are cute.
Life's a bitch, then they throw dirt in your face...
Life's a bitch, then you die.
Life's a bitch, then you marry one.
Life's a bitch, then you meet one.
Life's a bitch, then you're reincarnated.
Life's a bitch, time's a bastard, and death finishes it.
Life's a bitch.  Then you marry one.  Then you die.
Life's a bitch...then you are reincarnated.
Life's a bowl of cherries...then you get the squirts!
Life's a box of chocolates. Mmmm Chocolates! HOMER GUMP
Life's a cache, and then you flush...
Life's a crapshoot, ya just gotta roll with the dice
Life's a dance, ya learn as ya go.
Life's a disease... enjoy the symptoms
Life's a fiction and the world's a lie. - Henry Dean
Life's a game, and I'm the game master.
Life's a game, but golf is serious!
Life's a hard drive without a backup
Life's a joke and we're the punchline.
Life's a journey, not a destination.
Life's a journey, not a destination. -- Aerosmith
Life's a lemon and I want my money back. &lt;Meatloaf&gt;
Life's a mystery, and I have no clue
Life's a piece of $&!#, when you look at it
Life's a piece of sh*t, when you look at it. -Monty Python
Life's a queer little man, kiddie.
Life's a reach and then you gybe.
Life's a rifle range & I've got a bullseye on my butt.
Life's a rut, don't get caught in a deep one!
Life's a tough job, and the hours are a bitch.
Life's a trip and then you run out of Travelers' Checks.
Life's a virgin.  A b*tch is too easy
Life's a virgin.  Bitches are easy!
Life's a virus and then you format
Life's a witch, then you fly.
Life's about changing, nothing ever stays the same
Life's an evolution. Why place boundaries on yourself this soon? :) - DS
Life's an itch.  --- My dog
Life's been good, life's been bad, now I know what I've had.
Life's biggest question is whether or not you're happy - not with others, but with yourself
Life's boring after 1000 years, so kill yerself!
Life's but a fleeting candle
Life's contradictions tend to grow
Life's crazy...so I fit right in.
Life's essentials: H O C N Ca P Cl K S Na Mg
Life's fabric is corrupt, shot through with corroded thread.
Life's full of mysteries.  Consider Rosa Lopez one of them.
Life's full of mysteries.  Consider this one of them. - Sinclair
Life's full of taglines.  Consider this one of them.
Life's funny that way. -- Brisco
Life's gonna suck when you grow up. -- Leary
Life's hard by the yard, but by the inch life's a cinch
Life's hard, then you die!!!!!
Life's incessant ceremonies leap everlasting
Life's just a mood ring we're not allowed to see.
Life's like a box of choc'lates - You never know what you'r+
Life's like a box of chocolates - Enough of it will KILL ya!
Life's like a random tag, you neva know whatcha gonna get
Life's like a sewer,what U get depends what U put into it
Life's like a shower - One wrong turn and you're in hot water!
Life's like an onion: Peel it 1 layer at a time & sometimes you weep.
Life's not fair, is it? - Scar
Life's not just being alive, but being well. -- Martial
Life's not passing me by
Life's not passing me by, it's running me over!
Life's not pretty.  Even so, I tried so hard to make it so
Life's not real until your fantasies are real!!
Life's not to short. You're just dead for so long.
Life's not too short, it's just that you're dead for so long.
Life's ok, but Taglines are better.
Life's one certainty is uncertainty!
Life's pleasures are diminished if not shared with a friend
Life's pretty cheap to that type.  -- Brad Majors
Life's rough, but the alternative's rougher!
Life's short span forbids us to enter on far-reaching hopes
Life's short, Drink hard
Life's short, eat dessert first!!!
Life's short, so don't screw up.
Life's so hard.  It's breathe, breathe, breathe all the time!!
Life's still a lemon, and I still want my money back!
Life's three stages of sex:  Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
Life's too complicated . . .time for lunch! - Meir Green
Life's too serious to sell it short!
Life's too short & horses are cheap; ride 'em hard!
Life's too short for QRP! -K7SS
Life's too short for bad coffee.
Life's too short for chess.
Life's too short for chess. - H.J. Byron
Life's too short not to be in love.
Life's too short not to have a cat
Life's too short to dance with ugly men.
Life's too short to date ugly girls!
Life's too short to drink cheap beer
Life's too short to read all these messages!
Life's too short to steal lousy taglines!!!!!!
Life's too short to swipe lousy taglines
Life's too short to take it seriously!
Life's too short to use a slow modem!
Life's too short to wear underwear.
Life's too short to wear underwear.  Kate O
Life's too short, to Ride with fat Chicks
Life's tough for the stupid
Life's toughest decision: Which bridges to cross and which to burn
Life's truths are only found on T-shirts and tag lines!
Life,  Liberty  And  The  Theft  Of  Taglines
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of a Good-Paying Job is a Right!
Life, Liberty, and the right to know who your ancesters are
Life, Universe, and Everything? 42
Life, a series of useless messages transmitting odd taglines.
Life, is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
Life, it seems, will Feyd away... (Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen, 3077)
Life, liberty and the pursuit of aardvarks
Life, liberty and the right to know who your ancestors are. 
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of taglines
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the big O.
Life, like beer, is merely borrowed. -- Don Reed
Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
Life, love & laughter...what priceless gifts we give our children.
Life, love it or waste it!
Life, n. - A sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate
Life, n. - Anything that dies when you stomp on it
Life, n. - Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular!
Life, n. - What happens to you while you're busy making plans
Life, not the parson, teaches conduct. - Holmes
Life, said Marvin, Don't talk to ME about life!
Life, the Universe & Everything. There is an answer ... --Deep Thought
Life, the Universe, and Everything = 42.
Life- another sexually transmitted disease
Life.  Don't talk to me about life - Marvin the Paranoid Anroid
Life.  Don't talk to me about life. - Marvin
Life.  Live it.  Love it.  Laugh at it.
Life. An incredibly simple idea, just no one has quite figured it out yet
Life. Don't talk to me about life.
Life. Hate it, or ignore it. You can't like it
Life... is a series of dogs.
Life...MTBF?
Life...don't talk to me about life
Life...too many questions damn few answers.
Life:  A brief interlude between nothingness and eternity
Life:  A fatal condition caused by sexual contact.
Life:  A fatal, sexually transmitted disease.
Life:  Anything that dies when you stomp it.
Life:  It's not just an adventure, it's a GAME!
Life:  Love it or leave it.
Life:  Something to do when you can't get to sleep.
Life:  What happens to you while you are making other plans.
Life:  You peel layer after layer, you find nothing in it
Life: (n) Disease. Usually transmitted sexually. Fatal.
Life: ....Is anything that dies when you stomp it.
Life: A fatal condition caused by sexual contact
Life: A fatal, sexually transmitted condition
Life: A fatal, sexually transmitted disease.
Life: Anything that dies when you stomp it!
Life: If it feels good, do it.
Life: If it isn't one damned thing, it's another!
Life: Limited time offer
Life: Love it or leave it.
Life: Something to do when you can't get to sleep.
Life: The brief interlude between nothingness and eternity
Life: The space between BBSing.
Life: The thing you do between sex
Life: The whim of a few billion cells to be you for a while
Life: Too many questions -- damn few answers.
Life: Too many questions, too few answers.
Life: What Happens When You Have Other Plans.
Life: What happens to you while you are making other plans.
Life: When you delete a file today & need it tomorrow.
Life: You peel layer after layer, you find nothing in it.
Life: a sexually transmitted condition with 100% fatality
Life: a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate.
Life: anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Life: what a beautiful choice.
Life: what happens when you have other plans.
Life: what happens while you're making other plans.
Life: you'll never get out of it alive
Life:A terminal,sexually transmitted disease.
Life; it's a team effort.
Life?     Don't talk to me about life...
Life?  Of course I have a life.  It's a life filled with books
Life?  Sure I have a Life:  C:\LIFE
Life?  Sure,I've got a life.  -&gt;  C:\Life\*.*
Life?  What life?  Oh, that space between BBSing.
Life? Sure I have a Life: C:\LIFE  ( Geco )
Lifeforms. Tiny little lifeforms. Where are the lifeforms? Data
Lifeguards DO IT on the beach.
Lifeguards do it mouth-to-mouth.
Lifeguards do it on the beach.
Lifeguards know a lot about tight seals.
Lifeis a series of dogs.
Lifes a BEACH in SANDY EGGO!
Lifes a Witch and so am I
Lifes a big wild crazy tossed salad,but U dont eat it,U live it
Lifes like a random tagline; you neva know whatcha gonna get
Lifes short, eat your dessert first
Lifes so ugly that cover girl cant even mae it beautiful!
Lifes what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
Lifes what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
Lifes what happens while you're busy making other plans-JLennon
Lifes&lt;&gt;like a box of chocolates,its=jar of jalapenos&its going to burn ur tush!
Lifes&lt;&gt;measured by the breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away
Lifesaving Techniques  - By C. P. Arr
Lifestyles of the rich and PC compatible.
Lifetime heterosexual monogamy IS an alternative lifestyle.
Lifetime membership cheap.., The Suicide club
Lifetoo many questions damn few answers.
Lift Up Thy Voice With Strength; Lift It Up, Be Not Afraid !!
Lift a finger to Frodo, he can't do it back to you!
Lift a stone only to drop on your own feet. - Chinese Proverb
Lift handset, insert pound of flesh.
Lift up the self by the Self.
Lifting Shadows Off a Dream
Lifting up the cross to the waiting lost
Light (God's eldest daughter) is a principle beauty in building. - Thomas Fuller
Light Dark Beer is an oxymoron
Light Infantry never is.
Light Speed.  Half the fat, no cholesterol
Light Up The Sky -- Van Halen
Light Year: A regular year with water added
Light a candle, curse the glare
Light and hard?  You can sleep with the light on
Light and warmth! That's necessary to all humanoids.
Light at end of tunnel temporarily out of order
Light at end of tunnel will be out until further notice.
Light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train!
Light at the end of the tunnel? Look out for that train
Light blooming ground flour & get away -Joel on launching
Light bulb:   Device to absorb darkness.
Light bulbs are "dark suckers."
Light bulbs are disruptive... intrusive
Light bulbs do it in the dark.
Light bulbs don't emit light, they suck dark.
Light creeps through her secret tunnels.
Light doesn't emit energy; it emits little dark eaters
Light is faster than sound so he seems bright until you hear him speak
Light is just a brighter version of dark
Light is light; it does not ask for more light
Light is my companion, solitude my guide.  - Sarah McLachlan
Light is square; darkness is round.
Light is useless without a dark to stick it in!
Light meter: [...../]   Speed-of-light meter: [dark....../c]
Light meter: [...../] Heavy meter: ²ooooo¢²
Light missile and get away - Tom
Light not buring too bright
Light questioning, that's less than 10 stitches - BATF
Light sense - 30% less sense
Light she was, and like a fairy, and her shoes were #9
Light sleeper sleeps with light on...hard sleeper sleeps with
Light speed is too slow!
Light speed! Ridiculous speed! Ludicrous speed!
Light speed?  I can even surpass dark speed
Light the King size Joint
Light the lamp and fire mellow
Light the lamp, not the rat!  THE LAMP - NOT THE RAT!!!
Light tomorrow with today! Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Light travels at the speed of thought.
Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright until they speak
Light travels faster than sound.  This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Light year:  A regular year with less calories.
Light year:  A regular year with less calories.
Light year: 1/3 less calories than your regular year
Light year: A regular year with less calories - but STILL tastes great!
Light year: A regular year with less calories.
Light year: Same great distance, only half the calories
Light your path with the lamp of The Lord's wisdom.
Light, Love and Laughter ...a wish for the coming year
Light-year:  a regular year without calories
Light-year: a regular year with less calories!
Lighten up a little, Life's a joke and death's the punch line!
Lighten up guys! It was just a joke
Lighten up guys, it's just a game with words
Lighten up!  You take yourself much too seriously!
Lighten up! Death doesn't come as fast!
Lighten up! It's JUST a tagline!
Lighten up! It's only ones and zeros.
Lighten up! You take yourself much too seriously!
Lighten up, babe!  Life is like, too short, y'know! - Deanna Troi
Lighten up, dude!  Life is like, too short, y'know. - Troi
Lighten up, dude! Life's too short
Lighten up, man! Life's too short.
Lighten up.  Life is too short.
Lighten up...it was just a JOKE!
Lightening interface...Model 'L' - Tom on robot
Lighthouse keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night
Lighthouses are more helpful than churches.
Lighthouses are more helpful than churches. - B. Franklin
Lightin' up some lucky cowboy's eyes
Lighting three cigarettes on a match isn't unlucky--it's unlikely.
Lightning & elephants do as they damn please!
Lightning Strikes Again -- Dokken
Lightning and elephants do as they damn please!
Lightning crashes and a new mother cries.  This moment she's been waiting for. --Live
Lightning is one hell of a murder weapon -- and the best part is, it can't be traced
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place
Lightning protection: Tie a one iron to your computer
Lightning storms and computers don't mix
Lights are on but nobody's home.
Lights not burning too bright.
Lights on the river bridge... filling the harbor with halos
Lights!  Camera!  POLTERGEIST!!!
Lights!  Camera!  Traction!  The Hollywood Blonds!
Lights, camera, uh...uh...Spock, what's next?
Lights... Camera.... Revolution!
Lightsaber: Energizer meets Excalibur.
Lightsaber: What happens when Excalibur meets Energizer.
Lightyear - same nutrients, fat-free.
Lightyear: regular year with less calories.
Liine Noise Provided By Bell Atlantic
Lijepe zene prolaze kroz grad.Ja na uglu stojim sasvim sam.
Like  wine and cheese, men improve  with age
Like *we* can't see the thread... -- Crow T. Robot
Like 97% of my taglines, I thought it up
Like Berlin, 1930, all I crave is my escape - J. Biafra
Like Bill and Hillary, I am adopting your tagline for votes
Like Clinton?  Send candy.  He's already had Flowers!
Like Daddy O's apartment 'cept for the big-ass phone -Tom
Like Death and Taxes, always lurking in the background
Like Doom? I've got some Beach front property in Holland for you.
Like Einstein, her head is the greatest - *Romance* (mike)
Like Entropy, bugs can only be created, not destroyed.
Like Entropy, bugs can only be created, not destroyed.
Like Hallmark, God cared enough to send the very best!
Like Hallmark, God cared to send the best-Jesus Christ
Like I always say -- nothing can beat the BRATWURST here in DUSSELDORF!!
Like I said before, I don't repeat myself !
Like I said before, I never repeat myself.
Like I said, It never hurts to ask!
Like I said, love wouldn't be so blind if the braille weren't so damned great! -- Armistead Maupin
Like I said, no imagination... no taste for art
Like I said, no one to assist me. Doctor
Like I said, you understood NOTHING.
Like I said, you're quick. O'Brien-2
Like Lincoln, our first Republican president, we intend to act
Like NO CARRIER, Calvin&Hobbes, and some Beavis&Butt-Head's. I deleted
Like Pepto Bismol,/Fiberglass insulation:/SPAM, too, is too pink
Like Scarlett says, "I'll think about it tomorrow!"
Like THAT guy could sneak up on someone - Joel on fat guy
Like WE can't see the thread - Crow on rocket launch
Like a $10 hooker, not real pretty, but get's the job done.- Al
Like a Glove! - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
Like a Gummy Bear - Tom as dino bites girl's leg
Like a Super Soaker & a nudie suit - Crow
Like a bad PharMor commercial, "And another thing..."
Like a bad TSR, some people keep poping up
Like a bat out of Hell, I'll be gone when the morning comes
Like a bat out of hell, I'll be gone when the morning comes -Meat Loaf
Like a bench. Or a table. La Forge
Like a big white lady, hovering over the earth - Crow
Like a bird!  Like a plane!  Like an idiot! -- Crow T. Robot
Like a bird, like a plane, like an idiot - Crow
Like a blind man at an orgy, I was gonna have to feel my way around
Like a broken field runner slippin' through the line
Like a candle,  to give light you must endure burning
Like a clap of thunder Roaring from the Heavens
Like a cow in tall grass, I'm udderly tickled to be here.
Like a dog without a song, I'm like a singer without a bone. - Brust
Like a loose-leaf folder in winter.
Like a moist towelette? - The Tick
Like a mother's kiss on your first broken heart, a warm wet circle
Like a patient etherised upon a table.
Like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target. -- Kirk
Like a rash...or a Rottweiler
Like a rat in a cage. --Crusher
Like a rat in a maze my path before me lies
Like a real steamroller, she's gonna drive you into the ground
Like a scotch, as usual? - Mike to nun
Like a shadow from the tomb
Like a shadow that's by your side
Like a ship without an anchor like a slave without a chain
Like a tagline /  Stolen for the very first time
Like a tagline over troubled message
Like a tattoed testicle
Like a virgin.  Touched for the very first time -- today.
Like a virgin. Sex is like the first time every time!!!!
Like a vision, she dances across the porch as the radio plays.
Like a wild horse, I wanna break you.
Like a winter snow on a summer lawn, time past is time gone.
Like a zippo lighter without any flint... -- Crow T. Robot
Like all dreamers I confuse disenchantment with truth. - Jean-Paul Sartre, (1905-1980)
Like all intellectuals he's intensely stupid
Like all intellectuals, Rush Limbaugh is intensely stupid.
Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one young woman and another. -- George Bernard Shaw, "Major Barbara"
Like an angel rising up from the tomb.
Like any other day, I saw a squirrel get blown away
Like bees to the hive, so must we to survive - Course of Empire
Like being on LSD: Lousy Space Dramas - Crow on effects
Like bits through the port, so are the Data of Our Lives.
Like blood to chocolate fall.
Like blue thunder's quotes ;)
Like chihuahuas but w/out any flesh - Joel on Demon Dogs
Like chihuahuas but without any flesh. -- Joel Robinson
Like every other life form in the galaxy, aliens must use Windows 95
Like everything that is important, good washing takes time
Like father, like son. Nog
Like fish accountants see things differently from people
Like flesh to the bone in the no-go zone.
Like gang warfare?  Join a political party.
Like has nothing to do with it. - Richard Franklin
Like high quality chocolate, sex is something one can't get enough of
Like ice cream *&* computers? Get Haagen-DOS 6.0!
Like is there anyone alive around here?
Like it hell, Mikey LOVES it!
Like it or not this is a tagline, too
Like it? Wanna buy it?
Like lemmings eager to Rush out on a Limbaugh...humbug
Like looking at an erotic cave-painting - Tom
Like making love while standing up in a hammock?
Like many women my age, I am 58 years old,,,,
Like me, huh?  Stealing your own taglines
Like me, huh?  Stealing your own taglines
Like most Americans, I didn't vote for Clinton.
Like most Celts, I'm moody. -Sean Connery
Like my ancestors..I'm either dead or lost!
Like my grandma's house near the end of her life -Mike
Like my hair? I just mowed it! - Crow on teen w/crew cut
Like my new shield?  Actually, it's a pizza! -- H„gar the Horrible
Like my tagline????  I stole it!!!
Like oh my god...we're with the band
Like public housing?  You'll love public health!
Like punning, programming is a play on words
Like sands in a swimsuit...so are the days of our lives.
Like sendin' up a flare! Scott, 'Galileo 7'
Like shadows on grass, or a child's play on the sands
Like sitting on the roof of your car and driving with your feet, I mean, there's no law against it
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr
Like stones of worth, they thinly placed are. &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
Like sunshine on the wrong side of the play ground.
Like taglines of worth, they thinly placed are. --Tagspeare
Like tax matters, the details are complicated.
Like the Bald Eagle, the US was recently sucked into a jet engine.
Like the end of The Firm except it's coherent - Tom Servo
Like the guy who lives up in our garage and opens the door?--Calvin
Like the man says, there are no problems, only solutions. --Flynn
Like the planet reached out and yanked at us! - Sulu
Like the starry skies up above &lt;*SHBUM*&gt;
Like the view? It's all yours for a small price
Like there's a plot to this
Like there's a plot to this! -- Crow T. Robot
Like there's a plot to this...
Like there's a plot to this... -- Tom Servo
Like there's never been a sex scandal in jazz before.
Like this
Like this rose, our love will wilt and die
Like this.
Like thrills? Chills? Pure terror? Wanna buy my SEAGATE?
Like to argue?  Join the _DifferNET_
Like to deposit some guilt & withdraw some denial - Tom
Like to make people angry? Tell the truth to make them livid
Like to run a Tab. All over my body! - Tom on Tab Hunter
Like to torment Cardassians? --O'Brien to Q
Like trapeze artists, computers need a net to work
Like trying to escaep from Aaron Spelling's house - Mike/#605
Like tying a stone to a sling is the giving of honor to a fool.
Like wearing a bikini to the fat ladies garden club! Hehehe!
Like what you see? - Kirk
Like what, the secret password?" - Dana Scully
Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
Like you didn't expect THAT one!&lt;g&gt;
Like you really knew the answer Alex!
Like you said, our options are limited. - Riker to Data
Like you said- 'All's fair in love and comedy!' - BW-Yakko
Like you said: Is this a great country or what?
Like you said: Is this a great country or what? &lt;BG&gt;
Like your father, you changed the rules -- Saavik
Like your freedom?  Thank a vet
Like, I think my bottle absorbed my Beer, eh.
Like, Moon Prism like, power! - Valley Girl Usagi
Like, Ted's wrasslin' is not believable! -Exec from Wrasslin' Warroom
Like, do as thou wilt, y'know?
Like, get it together Sailor Moon Brain! - Sailor Mars
Like, wow, gag me with an exotic saltshaker.--Tracy Hemenover
Like, you expected a straight answer?
Like/head/wall/banging/feels/good/when/stop/*
Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you.
Likely a bit of guilt's going to result from that incident. -Anna S
Likes and dislikes are among my favorites.
Likes coolsville, daddy-o. - Wakko
Likes dunking for french fries.
Liking Yourself  - By Iza Goodguy
Lilac: He's a nice kid but he can lilac anything.
Lilacs weeping fragrance in the rain
Lillehammer: Adverse affect on men from steriod abuse.
Lillehammer? You must have seen me swimming in cold water
Lillihammer, Lilliclub.  What's the difference? - Tonya Harding
Limbaugh (adj):  Worst possible insult to a thinking person.
Limbaugh - A wet dream for the barely literate right.
Limbaugh - Every republican homosexuals dream date!
Limbaugh = RL = Rush Limbaugh
Limbaugh Commanding General of the Army of Ignorance.
Limbaugh Democracy: Three wolves and a sheep voting what's for lunch.
Limbaugh Institute FOR Advanced Conservative Studies
Limbaugh Institute FOR Advanced Conservative Studies. Liberals Welcome
Limbaugh Institute For Advanced Conservative Studies
Limbaugh Looses Show:  Now that's how I spell relief!
Limbaugh Loses Show:  Takes over as President!
Limbaugh Loses Show: Now that's how I spell relief!
Limbaugh Loses Show: Takes over as President!
Limbaugh Unties Other Half of Brain!  Becomes Liberal!
Limbaugh Update (Martial theme, sound of boots marching in time).
Limbaugh could find his butt with both hands and a map.
Limbaugh for President, '96 (or sooner, if possible)!
Limbaugh gay? That's enough to make homosexuals homophobic!
Limbaugh given emergency enema, finds other half of brain!
Limbaugh goes to family reunions to pick-up on girls (boys?).
Limbaugh got out of Viet Nam, too!
Limbaugh has neither honor, nor accurate information.
Limbaugh hypocrisy: Accusing Clinton/defending Bush of lying.
Limbaugh is a closet Liberal!
Limbaugh is about as much a journalist as Leeza Gibbons is.
Limbaugh is an obnoxious twit. I know, he's at all the meetings.
Limbaugh is just another misguided manure salesman.
Limbaugh is the National Enquirer for Conservatives.
Limbaugh isn't straight!
Limbaugh marries again! Second seal opens tonight!
Limbaugh moves in with girlfriend.  Second seal opens tomorrow.
Limbaugh of Borg: Assimilate YOU people? Why?
Limbaugh of Borg: Clinton is irrelevant. Democrats will be assimilated.
Limbaugh said "The American people are too easily fooled."  By him.
Limbaugh said concern for blacks is a setback to America.
Limbaugh seen at gay bar.  Film at eleven.
Limbaugh should be sentenced to Community Service in an AIDS clinic
Limbaugh sounds good, if you don't check his "facts"
Limbaugh speaks Fools ditto.
Limbaugh virus: Just keeps growing and growing and
Limbaugh! In your heart, you know he's right. Yes! Far-right!
Limbaugh's Menubar: File Edit Bombast Distort AttackHillary EgoBoost
Limbaugh's advantage:  Dumb people outnumber smart ones.
Limbaugh's answer to everything Democratic is to call it socialist.
Limbaugh's books do serve;  ditto-heads have been inside bookstores!
Limbaugh(N): Name for someone who thinks pain is good
Limbaugh, Limbaugh...isn't that a kind of stinky cheese?
Limbaugh, burlesque queen of porno politics
Limbaugh.  Isn't that a cheese?
Limbaugh.  Talk about Unamerican!
Limbaugh. Isn't that a cheese?
Limbaugh. Talk about Unamerican!
Limbaugh... Limbaugh...  Isn't that some kind of stinky cheese?
Limbaugh...er....Isn't that a smelly cheese?
Limbaugh/Cthulhu in 1996: when you tire of the LESSER evil!
Limbaugh/North in  96
Limbaugh:   All other opinions are irrelevent.
Limbaugh:  "Assimilation on loan from God."
Limbaugh:  "If I can't misquote it, I don't want it."
Limbaugh:  "Liberals are irrelevant."
Limbaugh:  "The American people are too easily fooled."  By him.
Limbaugh:  A legend in his own mind.
Limbaugh:  A personality cult by any other name
Limbaugh:  All the wit of a marginally bright bully.
Limbaugh:  Another disgrace on America!
Limbaugh:  Commanding General of the Army of Ignorance.
Limbaugh:  Every Republican homosexuals dream date!
Limbaugh:  Forging new limits of human stupidity daily.
Limbaugh:  He *is* a "Right-Wing Fatso"!
Limbaugh:  He can dish it out, but he can't take it!
Limbaugh:  I don't know whether to laugh or worry!
Limbaugh:  Living example of why stupid people shouldn't
Limbaugh:  Living proof of what happens when cousins marry.
Limbaugh:  Proof that acid flashbacks can be marketable.
Limbaugh:  Proof that evolution works in reverse.
Limbaugh:  Radio's answer to Professional Wrestling!
Limbaugh:  So conservative he has two right sides.
Limbaugh:  So narrow minded he can look through a keyhole.
Limbaugh:  Stop him now before he breeds!
Limbaugh:  The Pillsbury Doughboy on acid.
Limbaugh:  The Right Man for the job?  Extremely!
Limbaugh:  The best thing that ever happened to the Democ
Limbaugh:  The crybaby of the right.
Limbaugh:  The whale that walks like a man!
Limbaugh:  The world's most gifted idiot.
Limbaugh:  When he sits around a house
Limbaugh:  what happens when you feed a hog after midnight.
Limbaugh: A legend in his own mind.
Limbaugh: A personality cult by any other name.
Limbaugh: All *other* opinions are irrelevant!
Limbaugh: All the wit of a marginally bright bully.
Limbaugh: Another disgrace on America!
Limbaugh: Assimilation on loan from God.
Limbaugh: Barney in human form.
Limbaugh: Commanding General of the Army of Ignorance.
Limbaugh: Forging new limits of human stupidity daily.
Limbaugh: He *is* a Right-Wing Fatso!
Limbaugh: He can dish it out, but he can't take it!
Limbaugh: He failed with women, so now he attacks them.
Limbaugh: I don't know whether to laugh or worry!
Limbaugh: I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused
Limbaugh: If I can't misquote it, I don't want it.
Limbaugh: Liberals are irrelevant.
Limbaugh: Living example of why stupid people shouldn't breed.
Limbaugh: Living proof of what happens when cousins marry.
Limbaugh: Opiate of the a$$es.
Limbaugh: Proof that acid flashbacks can be marketable.
Limbaugh: Proof that evolution works in reverse.
Limbaugh: Radio's answer to Professional Wrestling!
Limbaugh: So conservative he has two right sides.
Limbaugh: So narrow minded he can look through a keyhole.
Limbaugh: Stop him now before he breeds!
Limbaugh: The American people are too easily fooled. By him.
Limbaugh: The Pillsbury Doughboy on acid.
Limbaugh: The Right Man for the job? Extremely!
Limbaugh: The Ultimate Snake Oil Salesman
Limbaugh: The best thing that ever happened to the Democrats.
Limbaugh: The crybaby of the right.
Limbaugh: The whale that walks like a man!
Limbaugh: The world's most gifted idiot.
Limbaugh: When he sits around a house.
Limbaugh: for people who don't understand tractor pulls, but want to.
Limbaugh?  We don't need no stinkin' Limbaugh!
LimbaughDOS 1.0:  (A)bort  (R)etry  (B)lame liberals
LimbaughLimbaugh Isn't that some kind of stinky cheese?
Limbless Irish girl who lives in the back: Patty O'Furniture
Limbless man in a cow pasture? BULL
Limbless man in the hole in the ground?  Phil.
Limbless man jammed into a mailbox: Bill
Limbo - Place where arms and legs go when they die
Limborg:  "Assimilating America."
Limbot:  One who assumes that criticism of Rush equals liberalism.
Limbuagh:  He failed with women, so now he attacks them.
Lime and limpid green the sounds around the icy waters underground
Limelight is a very chancy illumination.
Limes and tangerines and pears, oh my!
Limit Clinton to 2 terms: 1 in Congress, 1 in jail.
Limit Clinton to 2 terms: 1 in office, 1 in jail.
Limit Congress To 2 Terms---1 In Congress And 1 In Jail
Limit Congress to 2 terms, one in congress, one in jail.
Limit Congress to 2 terms....1 in Congress;  1 in Jail
Limit Congress to 2 terms: 1 in Congress, 1 in jail.
Limit Congress to 2 terms: one in office, one in jail!
Limit Congress to two terms: 1 in Office and 1 in Jail
Limit Congressional terms? Heck, no! Don't give 'em parole, either!
Limit Congressmen to 1 term... Life in Jail (no
Limit Congressmen to 2 terms - 1 in Congress & 1 in jail.
Limit Congressmen to 2 terms...one in Congress, one in Jail.
Limit Congressmen to 2 terms:  One in Congress and one in Jail!
Limit Congressmen to 2 terms: 1 office, 1 Jail
Limit Congressmen to 2 terms: One in office, one in jail!
Limit M.P.'s to two terms...1 in Parliament & 1 in Jail
Limit Politians to two terms: one in office, one in jail.
Limit Politicians to 2 terms.. 1 in Office, 1 in Jail.
Limit congressmen to two terms.  One in office.  One in jail.
Limit congressmen to two terms. 1 in office and 1 in jail
Limit congressmen to two terms. One in office. One in jail.
Limit free speech to "Legitimate Entertainment Purposes"???
Limit government, not citizens.
Limit is 10240 characters for this conference. This is about 125 lines
Limit one coupon per purchase. Steal any additional ones
Limit politicians to 2 terms, 1 in office & 1 in jail!
Limit politicians to two terms -- one in office and one in jail!
Limit the Government, not the Citizen!
Limit to post when drinking is a blood-alcohol level of .265
Limitations are stepping stones to creativity.  -- Joel Corn
Limitations on some rights means elimination of all rights.
Limitations, n. - The stepping stones to creativity
Limited Infringement..like being a little bit pregnant.It IS or ISN'T!
Limited global warfare is my dream. -- Lex Luthor
Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery.
Limited vision: The earth is flat!
Limiting myself to graphic language
Limmie tell ya, CGA REALLY sux!
Limo drivers STRETCH IT out longer
Limp Bizkit of Borg: I Assimilated It All For The Nookie!
LinDOS 1.0: (A)bort (R)etry (L)ocate Zero Room?
Linberg's First Law: Progress is made on alternate Fridays.
Lincoln Computer Club friendly impartial help for everyone!
Lincoln Logs were invented by Frank Lloyd Wright's son
Lincoln Roberts says my bedsheets are gonna eat my shoes
Lincoln Savings and Loan, what's that? - Alan Cranston
Lincoln did it at his Gettysburg Address.
Lincoln got shot in the temple, right? Guess he was Jewish afterall. 
Lincoln is alive and living at Disneyland.
Lincoln is alive and living at Disneyland.
Lincoln today: How much money do I get from these Lincoln Logs?
Lincoln was only partially right; Clinton fooled enough people ONCE!
Lincoln's war destroyed the Union as a voluntary association of states. 
Linda Lovelace is a born sucker!
Linda Ronstat is the Incubus, daughter of Satan
Linda Ronstat played SUN CITY, didn't apologize, hate her
Linda Ronstat supports white supremacy - played SUN CITY
Linda Thompson - over 1 Million Lawsuits threatened. 8-)
Linda Tripp wouldn't have made it as a tavern waitress.
Lindy knows *things* about *stuff*!!
Line 'em up again, Rom!  Dexxy needs a new pair of sixguns! --George, SN
Line 10: You'll always be
Line 11: Home sweet home t'me
Line 12: Good ol' Voyager
Line 13: Voyaging endlessly
Line 15: Janeway's in command of Voyager
Line 16: Runs a very tight ship
Line 17: She keeps Starfleet rules on Voyager
Line 18: And she don't take no lip
Line 19: Computer in control of Voyager
Line 1: Cap'n took all us up on Voyager
Line 20: Seems to be half alive
Line 21: Computer crash would kill the Voyager
Line 22: Hope those neurons survive
Line 23: On the Voyager
Line 24: You'll always be
Line 25: Home sweet home t'me
Line 26: Good ol' Voyager
Line 27: Voyaging endlessly
Line 2: Lookin' for rebel Maquis
Line 3: All we got left now is Voyager
Line 4: T'cross the galaxy
Line 5: When I first stepped on the Voyager
Line 6: Back in friendly space
Line 7: Never thought I'd be trapped on Voyager
Line 8: In a marathon race
Line 9: On the Voyager
Line = length + 0 breadth.  Bore = length + 0 depth.
Line Feed:  "I've Never Met Anyone As Interesting As You Before," Etc
Line Noise! Ha, I don't get     NO CARRIER
Line Noise! Ha, I don't get ****** NO CARRIER
Line Noise! Ha, I don't get PN+U)c NO CARRIER
Line Noise! Ha, I don't get..#$%#$%... NO CARRIER
Line Noise! Ha, I don't get..*#[ f bcg....NO CARRIER
Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.
Line Receiver:  Victim Of Fraud
Line dancing makes napalm cost effective
Line in Star Wars I that had to be sanitized: (Exhale, Inhale) "Luke, you are my bstrd".
Line noi.se? W.hat l.ine .noi....s..'e.+?).
Line noi.se? W.hat l.ine .noi....s..'e.+?).
Line noise brought to you by Newfie Tel
Line noise complements of Southern "Taco" Bell!
Line noise compliments of Bell Atlantic Telephone!
Line noise courtesy of FBI wiretaps
Line noise courtesy of Security Intelligence Service wiretaps
Line noise courtesy of U.S. West.
Line noise funded by _YOU_ and provided by SNET.
Line noise funded by you and provided by NYNEX
Line noise is really the sysop's unattended cat&keyboard
Line noise porvided by the BATF's tap on @n@
Line noise professionally provided by GTE
Line noise provided ABSOLUTELTY FREE by Telecom!
Line noise provided by #%lecom Australia !
Line noise provided by ASIO's BBS monitoring service.
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Line noise provided by Bell Canada Telephone!
Line noise provided by Bell Canada, authorized by the CRTC
Line noise provided by Bell Canada...
Line noise provided by Bell Mid-Atlantic Telephone!
Line noise provided by Bell South! The stupidity in the post is mine.
Line noise provided by Bell Telephone!
Line noise provided by BellSouth!
Line noise provided by British Telecom and Mercury!
Line noise provided by C & P Telephone of Hampton Virginia!
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Line noise provided by FBI's BBS monitoring service.
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Line noise provided by Ma Bell, charges on the next bill!
Line noise provided by Manitoba Telephone System!
Line noise provided by Michigan Bell!
Line noise provided by NYNEX and Sprint!
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Line noise provided by New Jersey Bell Telephone!
Line noise provided by New Jersey Bell!
Line noise provided by Northwestel!
Line noise provided by Ohio Bell Telephone!
Line noise provided by PTT Telecom Netherlands.
Line noise provided by Pac Bell! The stupidity in the post is all mine
Line noise provided by Pacific Bell at no additional charge!
Line noise provided by SNET! *
Line noise provided by Sask Tel!
Line noise provided by South Centeral Bell!
Line noise provided by South Central Bell Telephone!
Line noise provided by South Central Bell, Isnt it the greatest?
Line noise provided by South Western Bell Telephone!
Line noise provided by Southern AGT Telephone!
Line noise provided by Southern Bell Telephone Co
Line noise provided by Southern Bell!
Line noise provided by Southern New England Telephone!
Line noise provided by Southern western Bell Telephone!
Line noise provided by Southwestern Bell and AT&T!
Line noise provided by Sprint/Centel Telephone of Nevada!
Line noise provided by Starfleet Communications!
Line noise provided by Telecom & Optus competition!
Line noise provided by Telecom Australia
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Line noise provided by Telecom!
Line noise provided by Telstra!
Line noise provided by The Wolf's Den!
Line noise provided by U.S. West Communications!!!
Line noise provided by U.S. West!
Line noise provided by US Sprint!
Line noise provided by US West Telephone!
Line noise provided by US Worst!
Line noise provided by United Telephone of Florida!
Line noise provided by Vek Enterprises, BC, Canada!!
Line noise provided by cheap taps (installed by CIA & FBI).
Line noise provided by courtsey of British Telecom!
Line noise provided by evil spirits going bump in the night.
Line noise provided by the FBI's BBS monitoring service.
Line noise provided by your local telephone company.
Line noise provided compliments of Southern Bell!
Line noise provided courtesy of Maritime Tel & Tel
Line noise provided free of charge by Northwestel.
Line noise provided my Bell Canada!
Line noise supplied by Telecom New Zealand
Line noise?  What fh=.hEcK is.LinS nfise?
Line noise?  What in fh=.worLd is.LinS nfise?
Line noise?  Wh†t çhðúhîlœ Œsùœ¡¤ä ïí‹sˆ¨
Line noise? Hah! I don't get(*^% NO CARRIER
Line noise? Wh#t %n th* &gt;e@l ^s.LinS nfise?
Line noise? What fh=.hElL is.LinS nfise?
Line up alphabetically by height. - Casey Stengel
Line! Line please! - Tom as robot
Linear time What is this? - Wormhole creators
Linear time.  What is this? -- The Entities
Linear time...  What is this?  Wormhole creators
Linemen DO IT with big cables
Lines for bidets are shorter. -Why women like bidets #8 -JCF
Lines of !:"Fascinating." -Spock "Most Intriguing." -Data
Lines, not multiple lines or paragraphs
LingNet - your source for foreign language programs.  Uploads welcome
Lingerie (n): Braille for Blind Love
Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip
Lingerie is to women as gift wrap is to Christmas presents!
Lingiere (n): Braille for Blind Love.
Lingo:  Japanese Beatle.
Lingo:  japanese name for one of the Beatles.
Lingo: ADIDAS - All Day I Dream About Sex
Lingo: Japanese Beatle.
Lingon Prompt:  Strike any user when ready
Linguists DO IT with their tongues
Linguists do it with tounges.
Linguists do it with words!
Linix - When you've finally had enough of Windows
Link me in with Ambassador Delenn. - Sheridan
Link up! Oooooh! - Crow leers
Link:Programmers Guild þ Hamilton þ Ontario
Linking error. Your mistake is now in every file
Linoleum?  This *must* be Hell.
Lint trap (core dumped)
Lint trap (core dumped)
Lintloot - The little clump of small change in your pocket
Linus' Law: There is no heavier burden th
Linus' Law: There is no heavier burden than a great potential
Linux - for IQs greater than 2000
Linux - the choice of a GNU generation
Linux -- The Choice of a GnuType Generation
Linux Geeks:  Smart. Single. Sexy.  Well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad
Linux inside, Intel outside, Microsoft Lurking
Linux is addictive, I'm hooked!
Linux is not about fixing old Windows, but opening new doors
Linux is obsolete (Andrew Tanenbaum)
Linux vs. Windows is a no-Win situation.
Linux, the choice of a GNU generation.
Linux. Live Free or Die
Linux..."Find out what you've been missing while you've been rebooting Windows NT."  --Infoworld
Linux:  The choice of the GNU Generation
Linux: Do you want to delete Windows today?
Linux: Just do it
Linux: Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
Linux: Your Brain  -  Windows: Your brain on drugs.
Linux: because a PC is a terrible thing to waste
Lion King is the most financially successful animated movie to date.
Lion died of shame in New York-Someone gave him a mohawk.
Lion oil
Lions & tigers & bears oh my!
Lions - 32,728 / Christians - 0
Lions DO IT with pride.
Lions and Tigers and Bears! So What? - The Wizard of Uzi
Lions and Tigers and Bears! So What? - Wizard of Winchester
Lions and Tigers and Bears?  We're LUNCH!
Lions and tigers and bears. Oh my!
Lions do it with pride.
Lions eat guys like us. - Timone
Lions won't eat clowns because they taste funny.
Lions, tigers and bears - Oh no!
Lip-Mashing is an oddity in the wild kingdom.
Lip-Mashing is an oddity in the wild kingdom. - Milo Bloom
Lip-mashing is an oddity in the wild kingdom
Lipdon - A used tea bag
Lipogenesis - references to fat in the bible
Liposuction gurgled my FAT
Liposuction on your hard disk will destroy your FAT
Liposuction will destroy your FAT
Liquid Paper is the best, it smells better than all the retht
Liquid Paper on the screen means a blonde's been using your computer.
Liquid Schwartz!
Liquid Sky þ (303) 443-1692 þ All the latest Apogee games
Liquid Sky þ (303) 443-1692 þ Call and become an ADDICT!
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Liquid Sky þ (303) 443-1692 þ Great files, forums, and ga
Liquid Sky þ (303) 443-1692 þ Home of Liquid Sky Producti
Liquid Sky þ (303) 443-1692 þ Hundreds of DOOM utilities
Liquid Sky þ (303) 443-1692 þ Internet never looked so go
Liquid Sky þ (303) 443-1692 þ Multinode TradeWars 2002!
Liquid Sky þ (303) 443-1692 þ Online DOOM!
Liquid Sky þ (303) 443-1692 þ Running Game Connection sof
Liquid Sky þ (303) 443-1692 þ Where the best come to get
Liquid Sky þ (303) 443-1692 þ You will be assimilated
Liquid assets - Mike as money floats in water
Liquid crystal
Liquor Sales Dip Blamed On Less Drinking
Liquor Sales Dip Blamed On Less Drinking - film at 11
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear
Liquor makes everything right!
Liquor sellers do not drink; they hate to see you twice
Liquor up front, poker in the rear - Johnson's Bar & Casino
Liquor? But I don't even know her!!!!
Liquor?!!!  I don't even know the woman!
Lisa Bonet on any given day - Tom on voodoo woman
Lisa Bonet on any given day... -- Tom Servo
Lisa Loeb stopped by earlier - Mike on SOL's security
Lisa Loeb? I thought she was Courtney Hole - Crow T. Robot
Lisa Marie married Michael because she likes the way he rears children
Lisa and Michael are having a kid! ...but who's the dad?
Lisa married Michael to get 1/2 of her dad's stuff back
Lisa was mad at Michael. Caught him wearing the same thing!
Lisa, Paula and Alice - Drawing their pensions at their local Post Office
Lisa, What's this Police Box doing here? Bart wondered
Lisa, in this house we obey the laws of thermodinamics!
LisaWorld's number one Wing Commander III fan
Lisbon, Portugal * 351-1-7786640
Liscensed DOS operator.
Lisp - To call a spade a thpade
Lisp ? Lisp is for sissies who'd rather type parentheses than code
Lisp Users:  Due to the holiday, there will be no garbage collection on Monday.
Lisp hackers  do it in CARS
Lisp hackers  do it with tail recursion
Lisp hackers  first do it in the front, then do it in the back
Lisp hackers  have DEFUN while doing it
Lisp hackers  have Moby dicks
Lisp hackers  have to be bound to do it
Lisp programmers call a spade a thpade
Lisp programmers do it deeper and deeper and deeper
Lisp programmers have to stop and collect garbage
Lisp:  To call a spade a thpade.
Lisp: Long, Irritating Strings of Parenthesis
Lissen Up, Ya Lousy Bum - Muddy Mudskipper
List Barney's telephone number in Heidi Fleiss' Little Black Book.
List at least two alternate dates.
List consists solely of 3.8 metric tons of Terran dark chocolate
List each check separately by bank number.
List was current at time of printing.
List your database with Overleaf..and count your profits
List(en)ing by phone
Listen ... do you smell something?
Listen Fish Boy, I told your mother a LOT of things! - Die Fladermaus
Listen as the winds blows from across the great divide
Listen bird, These signs cost money, So roost awhile
Listen carefully, I'm lying!
Listen here! I have first amendment righ(@#$!9*&^ NO CARRIER
Listen how funny my voice sounds when I  breathe Bajoran air.
Listen mate, this parrot wouldn't voom if you ran 6000 volts thru him!
Listen softly and you will hear the silence of sound
Listen son, said the man with the gun, there's room for you inside
Listen to "Big, Bad John" - That's White Man Rap!
Listen to "Big, Bad John" - That's White Man Rap!  &lt;g&gt;
Listen to BOTH sides of their mouth!
Listen to God:  This is just a dress rehersal!
Listen to John Tower. 25 cents - Mike
Listen to Rush ... It's easier than thinking
Listen to Rush Limbaugh, but DON'T buy from his sponsors.
Listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it
Listen to facts, why bother, our opinions are the only correct ones.
Listen to me Scully they can do this! - Fox Mulder
Listen to me carefully: I am lying.--Harry Mudd
Listen to me now and hear me later.
Listen to me now and understand me later.
Listen to me. This is not some kind of joke!-Alice
Listen to me. You have nothing to be afraid of. Bender
Listen to me... I'm no good. - Tyrone Power
Listen to men communicate rather than deny they are communicating.
Listen to my Stallone impression
Listen to my voice and look deeply into my thighs
Listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. - from Desiderata
Listen to sermon before eating missionary.
Listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary!
Listen to the colour of your dreams. (John Lennon 1966)
Listen to the earth and it shall teach you.
Listen to the experts, hear the impossible, then do it
Listen to the feet as they pound the land to the tune of
Listen to the music of the night...  - The Phantom
Listen to the music playing in your head.  Ä Beatles
Listen to the noise of the silence and it stops - Course of Empire
Listen to the rhythm of crashing hard drives
Listen to the rhythm of the failing bits
Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain.
Listen to the sermon, THEN eat the missionary!
Listen to the song of the trees...perhaps there is a lesson there
Listen to the sound of our victory. -- Le Sone
Listen to the stars slowly singing... - Moody Blues
Listen to the tide slowly turning... - Moody Blues
Listen to them the children of the night
Listen to them...children of the night
Listen to this tagline.
Listen to this, if you can
Listen to those seeking the truth, doubt those who find it.
Listen to what I think, not what I say!
Listen to your children.
Listen to your heart.
Listen to your woman or you'll lose it all.
Listen to your woman when she don't talk at all.
Listen up mama, cause I'm only sayin' this once: I'm DEAD! --Elvis.
Listen up! Only I get to post off topic -- Barry Blaes
Listen up, folks!  -- Julius Caesar, first draft
Listen up, pal: Humor is Serious Stuff!
Listen up, you full of yourself fundie. Get it right, Bozo.
Listen up, you primitive screwhead!
Listen with your heart.
Listen! Do you smell something?                    -DA
Listen! Do you smell something?#1 in the don't bother catagory.
Listen! I don't have time for any of this villain banter!!! - The Tick
Listen! did you smell something!
Listen, @N@, when I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
Listen, I Own This Town - Wilbur Cobb.
Listen, I can give you some glasses, if you think they'd help.
Listen, I have a .45 and a shovel, any questions?
Listen, I've got this plan... - Han Solo
Listen, Lightsnack. Andy's mine. - Woody
Listen, Orville, when I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
Listen, birds Those signs cost Money So roost a while but Don't get funny. - Burma Shave
Listen, have you had a chance to see the dolphins yet?
Listen, have you seen the dolphins yet? - Geordi
Listen, how about some caf? - Garibaldi
Listen, if you were to rescue her, the reward would be
Listen, pal: Humor is Serious Stuff!
Listen, people, it's what you do, NOT who you do! --Morn
Listen, pin-beak, your mouth-wash just ain't happening!
Listen, strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government. - M.P. once again
Listen, you malfunctioning mess of microchips
Listen,a good roommate relationship is based on a respect for privacy.
Listen-someone's screaming in agony!  Fortunately I speak it fluently.
Listen. I'm tired of making this stuff up. Let's go look at some boobies!
Listen...Do you smell something? It smells like LIBERALISM!
Listen...Do you smell something? It smells like LIBERALISM!
Listen...I made you...and I can break you just as easily
Listener: One who is merely catching his breath in a conversation
ListenhowfunnymyvoicesoundswhenIbreatheBajoranair...8-)
Listening is as important as talking....Ted E. Bear
Listening is best done in silence
Listening is tough: they almost never talk about wrestling or chicks.
Listening to Limbaugh is like having Crap jammed in your ears!
Listening to him can make you forget all of your other problems. Like a broken arm makes you forget your other pains
Listening to the ticking of freshly minted seconds, eh..?
Listening to tripping water while dripping through the forest
Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery. - Dr. Joyce Brothers
Listens well = Has no original ideas
Lister and Mum. It's a dream come true. - Rimmer
Lister of Borg: I wish I'd assimilated Christine Kachansky.
Lister, Don't hum, and don't make any noises. * Rimmer
Lister, I just saw you die. * Rimmer
Lister, do you have a cat? - Captain Hollister
Lister, don't hum, and don't make any noises. - Rimmer
Lister, have you been in that marijuana gin again? - Rimmer
Lister, have you ever been hit over the head with a welding mallet?
Lister, stop him!  Queeg's making me fit! * Rimmer
Lister, you're a nothing! * Rimmer
Lister: But @TOFIRST@, you ARE a smeghead
ListerDOS 6.0: (E)at curry (D)rink lager (N)eglect to wash underpants.
ListerDOS:  (G)rab bazookoid, (O)ptimism mode-grin, (A)sk Holly
Lit up like a firefly just to feel the living night. -Rush
Lite Beer on tap - So THATS where it goes when you flush
Lite Year: Low calorie year!
Lite a fire with a $20 bill, it's only paper
Lite beer has 1 pretzel less calories than real beer
Lite beer on tap! So that's where it goes after you flush
Lite tagline -- 1/3 less calories than your regular tag
Liter - A nest of young puppies
Literacy (v.) - lighing a lady's cigarette.
Literacy Rates Rise To One Percent - Tom on headlines
Literacy means never having to say "oh, what was that word?"
Literal interpretation
Literary Uncertainty Principle:To be or not to b
Literary devices of Borg:  Prepare to be a simile
Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity.
Literature is news that *stays* news. --Ezra Pound
Literature is strewn with the wreckage of those who have minded beyond reason the opinion of others. - Virginia Woolf
Literature. . . is the union of suffering with the instinct for form. - Thomas Mann
Lithium is no longer available on credit.  - Buckaroo Banzai
Lithium is no longer available on credit. &lt;nurse&gt;
Lithium!  Where is my Lithium?
Litmusload - Any washload that comes out the color of one item
Litter:  The result of literary efforts.
Litter: A nest of young puppies
Littering is dumb. -- Ronald Macdonald
Little Bitty Froggies  - By Tad Pole
Little Bitty Froggies: Tad Pole*
Little Bunny Foo-Foo died for your sins
Little Earthquakes - Tori Amos
Little Father, you are as clear as scripture! &lt;Remo&gt;
Little Fishes  - By Anne Chovey
Little Hand on the 6, Big Hand on the 8
Little House on the Tundra - Joel
Little Jack Horner does it with aplomb.
Little Joe & I will try & rope the plane - Mike
Little Joe and I will try and rope the plane. -- Mike Nelson
Little Lamb who made thee? Dost thou know who made thee? - William Blake (1757-1827)
Little Michael used to be warned about touching himself there.
Little One Mr. Woof!  Come, join us! -- Lwaxana Troi
Little One... Mr. Woof!  Come, join us!
Little Phillonius Falcon. You get down from there - Mike
Little Pig, Little Pig  LET ME IN
Little Prayer, Little Power - Much Prayer, Much Power
Little Red Riding Hood is a communist contraceptive
Little Red Riding Hood was a lesbian.
Little Town Of DEATH-Lehem - Joel, MST3K
Little Yoshi's it!! Little Yoshi's it!! - R. Raven
Little babies are big tyrants.
Little boats should keep near the shore.
Little boy Blue.  (He needed the money)
Little boy blue
Little boy blue who?
Little boy, don't put your finger in that dyke!
Little boys throw stones in jest. Little frogs die in earnest
Little boys who never tell the truth become weathermen
Little bunny guy was chafing himself on the ropes
Little bunny guy was chafing himself on the ropes.   [The Tick]
Little by little fill the kibaba measure. -Swahili proverb
Little deeds of kindness, little words of love, help to make earth happy,`like the heaven above
Little did the feminazi know...the water gun was loaded
Little does everyone know that Chelios was referring to me. MUhahaha!
Little dog, busy street, omnibus, potted meat.
Little dollinck.  Alvays fetful
Little else matters than to write good code.
Little girl!  Can I borrow your...hoverboard?  Marty McFly
Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse
Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse.  -- Lazarus Long
Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse. -- Heinlein
Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse. [L. Long]
Little gods need to be hit by lightning now and then.
Little green houses, for you and me  -Monopoly version
Little guy, drinks Jovian Sunspots? --Garibaldi
Little holocreatures running around, rides & games for the kiddies
Little known fact:  Slugs go .007 miles per hour
Little monsters
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Little pitchers have wide ears.
Little red choo-choo's gone chugging 'round the bend /
Little rivers which run into the Nile, Juveniles.
Little sister, she got a lot of time she got a lot of money
Little thin-limbed scrawny empty headed types-Tom on Crow
Little things affect little minds.
Little things attract little minds
Little things come in small packages
Little things come in small packages. -- Tom Weller
Little things get big & big things get little..you make a boner...-WJC
Little things make me feel alright.
Little things start bothering you: little things like worms, bugs, ants
Little things that I can't resist.
Little things, I like so much.
Little tiny feet, skittering around, back and forth... --Quark
Little to the left. That's it. - The Mask
Little too much rouge for me - Crow on alien girl
Little used pickup line: "Will you free my Willy?"
Little-Known Secrets Of Nuclear Physics, by Jay Leno
Little-read signs: Major Meteorite Insurance Co., Claims Division.
Little-read signs: Misogynist Club - Ladies' Entrance.
Little-read signs: Please return your defective parachutes here.
Little-read signs: Welcome, Earthmen!
LittleRedHairedGirl of Borg: Charlie Brown is irrelevant.
Live (?) from New York
Live (?) from New York . . .
Live Entertainment -- Ladies' Odo Wrestling!!!
Live Faust, Die Jung, Leave it to Beaver
Live For Freedom - Die For Freedom.  -Lensman
Live Free or Live in Massachusettes
Live Free...or Live in Massachusetts...the Kennedy State
Live Life to the Fullest!!
Live Life to the Max !
Live Long & Prosper
Live Long and Perspire.
Live Long and Phosphor. - Spock talking to his monitor.
Live Long and Profit
Live Long and Prosper, Peace and Long Life.
Live Long and Suffer
Live Simply - That others may simply live.
Live Wild or Die!
Live Wire -- Motley Crue
Live Young Now, Die Free Later! No money down!
Live a clean, healthy life and soon die of boredom.
Live a clean, healthy life and you will soon die of boredom. - Holly
Live a good, wholesome life...                   &lt;NOT!&gt;
Live a life based on reason. not god worship.
Live a little - butter both sides of the bread
Live a little longer, quit smoking.
Live an E.P.I.C. Lifestyle - Enthusiastic, Positive, In Control
Live and Learn -- but not in that order
Live and Let Die -- Paul McCartney
Live and Let Live. .. That is the only True Path to Freedom
Live and Uncensored.
Live and don't learn, that's me.
Live and don't learn, that's us.  - - Hobbes
Live and don't learn, that's us. -Calvin
Live and don't learn. That's you
Live and lear. Die and forget...unless your an Expert System.
Live and learn!
Live and learn, then die and forget it all.
Live and learn. Die and forget
Live and learn. Die and forget - unless your an Expert System.
Live and learn. Die and forget.
Live and learn...Or die stupid trying.
Live and learn; always ask for ID on the First Date!
Live and learn; die and forget it all.
Live and let Spam.
Live and let die
Live and let live, just don't make me watch.
Live and scratch.  When you die, the itching will stop.
Live as you will have wished to have lived when you are dying
Live because I want you to
Live before you die.
Live beneath your means
Live better, electrically.
Live by the Death Star, die by the X-Wing fighter.
Live by the long bow, die by the Type II phaser.
Live by the moment.  "What time is it?"
Live by the sword, die by the long bow.
Live by the sword, die by the long bow. - Henry V
Live by the sword, die by the sling!
Live dangerously and you live right. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Live dangerously. Put an emotion in your tax form!
Live dangerously...order sushi at the next truck stop
Live dirt up a side track carted is a putrid evil
Live each day as your last - scream like a bastard
Live every day as if your head were on fire
Live every day as though it were your last. One day, you'll be right
Live every day like it's your last, because someday you'll be right
Live every day like it's your last.  One day it will be
Live everyday as if it were your last; one day you'll be right - Blackfang
Live evil
Live fast, die young, and have a good looking corpse.
Live fast, die young, and leave a fat, bloated, ugly corpse!
Live fast, die young, and leave a fgood looking corpse!
Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse. -- James Dean
Live fast, die young, and make hearts melt as you go away.
Live fast, die young, and soil your underwear.
Live fast, die young, and you'll leave a good looking corpse.
Live fast, eat Spam, die young
Live fast, end discriminatory hiring practices, die young!
Live fast, fight hard, and have a beautiful death
Live fast, love well, and have a glorious end.
Live fast.  Die young.  Leave a good looking corpse.
Live fastdie young.
Live for the moment is MY motto. - Calvin
Live for the moonrise
Live for those private moments of wild abandon! --Opus
Live for today.  Tomorrow somebody might mess it all up.
Live forever? I'm going to die trying!
Live free or die.
Live free with less taxation or die!
Live from Camden, Alabama!
Live from Channel 10 in Aurora, IL
Live from Indiana where snow is measured in yards, not feet
Live from New York City
Live from New York, it's :
Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!
Live from New York...
Live from Omaha - ... I'm bored!!!
Live from Philly - ... I'm bored!!!
Live from Philly! it's
Live from Philly,PA
Live from Yellowknife where snow is measured in yards, not feet.
Live from the TARDIS! It's the Control Room!
Live from.......errr......Roan Mountain..TN
Live happy.....don't die.
Live hard die young!
Live hard, drive fast, die young, leave a beautiful corpse.
Live in a world of your own, but always welcome visitors
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. Will Roger
Live in the closet, die by the hanger.
Live in the woods, have kids in the mud, eat my mate, die in pieces.
Live in today because your past is not your potential
Live is 10% what happens and 90% how we react to it.
Live is just one dammed thing after another
Live is not tried, it's merely survived... - Garth Brooks
Live is one big RISC, it takes StrongARMs to survive
Live is too short to drink cheap beer!
Live life as an exclamation, not an explanation!
Live life like there's no yesterday
Live life like there's no yesterday ... but don't forget tomorrow.
Live life like there's no yesterday!
Live life like theres no tomorrow
Live life today, for tomorrow may never come
Live life together now, for tomorrow one of you may be gone.
Live long and Pros... OUCH!  Damn arthritis!
Live long and Prospect - Vulcan Miner salutation
Live long and Prosper,... (belch) 'scuse me.
Live long and communal  &lt;-- the hippie Vulcan :)
Live long and orgasm
Live long and orgasm often
Live long and orgasm.
Live long and perspire -- Vulcan Aerobics Instructors' salutation
Live long and perspire! --Vulcan god of fire
Live long and phosphor... Spock to his CRT.
Live long and profit - Ferengi motto
Live long and proper -- H'mmer, of Vulcan.
Live long and pros... OUCH! Damned Arthritis!
Live long and prospect -- Ancient Vulcan Miners' salutation""Live long and suffer"  -Ancient Vulcan curse
Live long and prosper
Live long and prosper - just don't let the IRS know.
Live long and prosper, Spoke. T'Pau
Live long and prosper, and floss daily.
Live long and prosper, but don't let the IRS know!
Live long and prosper, right? No?  OK, I'll take five.
Live long and prosper.    --Spock
Live long and prosper. &lt;Spock&lt;
Live long and prosper. -- Spock, "Amok Time"
Live long and prosper... But don't let the IRS know.
Live long and prosper......NOT!!!!!!!
Live long and suffer  - ancient Vulcan curse.
Live long and then die
Live long and.....er...uhh....(oh yeah)...be happy!
Live long enough to be a burden to your kids!
Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.
Live long in phosphor
Live long then perish gently.
Live long, die fast!
Live long, prosper and may the force be with you!
Live long. Travel fast. Die at warp speed.
Live longer, live healthy, just don't have any fun
Live music is a TRUE form of expression!
Live not on evil.
Live now - procrastinate tomorrow!
Live now, there'll be plenty of time to be dead later on.
Live now.  Procrastinate later.
Live on time; emit no evil.
Live or die, I'll make a million
Live or die, I'll make a million. - Reebus Kneebus
Live sex in a Toyota nixes evil.
Live simply, that others may simply live
Live so that the family parrot can live afterwards.
Live so the preacher won't have to lie at your funeral!
Live teddy bears are best.
Live to build people up, not to tear them down.
Live to ride, ride to DIE!- Freddy Krueger
Live to ride...Ride to live!
Live today; you can always procrastinate tomorrow.
Live together like brothers and do business like strangers.
Live truth instead of professing it. - Elbert Hubbard
Live with fear and danger?  Leave her and go hunting today
Live with grace
Live with wolves, and you will learn how to howl.
Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.
Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. -- Josh Billings
Live within your income, even if you must borrow to do it
Live your convictions.  Preach Christ
Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation
Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation. - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Live your life so you don't have to hide your diary.
Live your life, but don't be annoying.  &lt;Foxbat&gt;
Live!  Live all you can!  It's a shame not to...  -- unknown
Live!  Via modem... It's Saturday Night Taglines.
Live! Civic Arena: Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth and Color Me Badd!
Live! From the Matrix! It's SATURDAY NIGHT CYBERPUNKS!
Live! Via modem... It's Saturday Night Taglines.
Live'n learn from fools and from sages... - Aerosmith
Live, Highlander. Grow stronger. --Methos
Live, Laugh and Love
Live, Londo, and Prosper
Live, Londo, and Prosper
Live, from New York, it's Mike Zier
Live, from the Tigris Sector, its Babylon 5!
Live-in Maids do it daily.
Live.  Grow stronger.  Fight another day. - Methos
Live: Know the past, help the present, touch the future.
Liver:  Not deader
Liverpool can be a very lonely place on a Friday night... and this is only Thursday morning!
Liverpool, A second Venice upon the waters - Erskine
Liverpool, Dismal grey city & muddy river, Sophie Peabody.
Liverpool, that rich and beautiful port.   - Charles Dickens
Liverpool, what a place to commit adultery.   -Edgar Wallace
Lives in La-la-land.
Lives in a dream
Lives there a man with hide so tough, he says 2 sexes aren't enough?
Lives we make never seem to ever get us anywhere but dead. --Soundgarden
Lives?  We don't need no stining lives!
Livin' easy, livin' free. 
Livin' easy; livin' free.  Season ticket on a one-way ride. --AC/DC
Livin' on the edge without a backup for my HD
Livin' on the edge.
Living Dangerously in the Hands of God
Living Dead Dating Service:  Let us dig up a date for you.
Living Together Linked To Divorce
Living Together Linked To Divorce - film at 11
Living and dying in 3/4 time
Living and dying in three-quarter time
Living begins when you doubt everything that came before. - Socrates
Living creatures, but not Human. Spock
Living dangerously: Ringing the Intendants doorbell then running away
Living dead
Living examples of Artificial (and Inept) Intelligence.
Living high on a low hog.
Living impaired - dead
Living impaired - dead
Living in Hollywood is like living in a bowl of granola.  What ain't fruits and nuts is flakes
Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night
Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night.  -- Candice Bergen
Living in New York City gives people real incentives to want things that nobody else wants. -- Andy Warhol
Living in a lighted stage approaches the unreal. -Rush
Living in a shadow of a doubt.
Living in a vacuum sucks. - Adrienne Gusoff
Living in a world of make-believe
Living in interesting times
Living in my own little world so long, I got an area code.
Living in our pools we soon forget about the sea
Living in the city you forget that night is so... dark"-Mulder (3x22)
Living in the complex world of the future is somewhat like having bees live in your head.  But, there they are
Living in the fast lane gets you to the other end rapidly.
Living in the limelight, the universal dream.
Living in the past has one thing in its favour - it's cheaper.
Living in the pools, they soon forget about the sea.
Living in the world, are ye subject to ordinances? - Col 2:20
Living is a disease from which sleep gives is relief 8 hours a day.
Living is a way of life.
Living is an art. It's not bookkeeping. It takes a lot of rehearsing for a man to be himself. - William Saroyan
Living is easy with eyes closed.  Ä Beatles
Living is hazardous to your health
Living is learning, but there's got to be an easier way.
Living is like licking honey off a thorn
Living is making choices - Picard
Living is making choices.        - Picard
Living is more a question of what one spends rather than what one makes. - Marcel Duchamp
Living is my life and my profession.
Living is so startling--no time for anything else!
Living it up in life!
Living it up is a prelude to living it down.
Living life on the edge of insanity (LEAP)
Living life on the edge of insanity . . . &lt;nudge&gt;
Living life on the edge of sanity.
Living longer and prospering more than I would without recovery
Living low on a high hog.
Living my life on borrowed time... --Testament
Living my life on borrowed time... --Testament
Living on Earth includes an annual free trip around the Sun.
Living on Earth is better than loafing around Hell.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a trip around the sun. - Clay Center Wisdom
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun
Living on Ramen, Vitamin C, and Caffeine
Living on a lighted stage approaches the unreal..RUSH Limelight
Living on borrowed time.
Living on earth is better than loafing around Hades.
Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun
Living on life #9.
Living on love
Living on love, buying on time.
Living on love.
Living on the brink of insa
Living on the brink of insanity!........&lt;nudge&gt;
Living on the edge of CCITT standards!
Living on the edge of the century. -Styx
Living one long sunrise for to me all things are new! -Rush
Living poor is best left to those with no money.
Living proof that beautiful mutants exist among us.
Living proof that nature does not abhor a vacuum.
Living proof that trailer park trash shouldn't intermarry
Living right doesn't really make you live longer, it just SEEMS like longer.
Living saint--please tempt.
Living the Lifestyle of the Young and Aimless
Living under a bridge on the Information SuperHighway
Living under the name of all  is Elvis!
Living well is the best revenge.
Living with a cat reminds one that we are lucky we have opposable thumbs
Living with a conscience is like driving with the brakes on. --Budd Schulberg
Living with a saint is more gruelling than being one
Living with saints is harder than being one
Living with the dead .... at the speed of light.
Living with the lame and learning to limp.
Living without OS/2 is a sin !!
Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.
Living:  The best demonstration of victory over mortality.
Livingston's Laws of Fat: 1.  Fat expands to fill any apparel&lt;&gt;worn.  2.  A fat person walks in the middle of the hall
Lizard InvasionNewts at eleven
Lizards *were* hurt in the making of this film. -- Joel Robinson
Lizards WERE hurt in the making of this film - Joel
Lizards don't stand erect! - Crow
Lizards don't stand erect! -- Crow T. Robot
Lizzie Borden didn't need no stinkin' gun!
Lizzie Borden, you bring that axe to your mother, right now!
Lizzie Borden.... America's FIRST hacker!
Lizzy Borden - The first original hacker
Lizzy Borden:  The original American hacker!
Lizzy Borden:  The original hacker
Lizzy Borden: The first original hacker.
Ljubav je hodala, al' vise ne hoda - sjecam se samo tvoga imena
Ljubav je slepa. Prijateljstvo zatvara oci.
Ljubi bliznjega svoga, dok je jos topao.
Ljubicu te isto ko nekada, jednog dana ni sam ne znam kada.
Ljubitelj sam dobre kapljice. sifra "kisobran"
Ljubomoran sam na tampon Sindi Kraford.
Ljudi i vremenske prilike su slabe tacke prirode.
Ljudi kriziram! Dajte jos Dnevnika!
Ljudi se dele na razne nacine, a mnoze samo na jedan :)
Ljudi su rekli da smo ludi, nije vazno,
Lk#s9$ alkj --Oops! Sorry, fell asleep on the keyboard.
Llama Fighter, Mortal Llama and Dead Tree Weasels OFF TOPIC!
Llama: The Other, Other Burger
Llamas are larger than frogs
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales
Llanowar Elves: "Lawnmower Elves"
Llantrisant - the hole with the Mint in it
Llawnmower Elves (Llanowar)
Lloish! Come along, we've got an out-of-town contract. V. Talthos
Llooccaall  eecchhoo  ooffff  ??
Lloth, shmolth, get out of my way, Mr. Uglyface!
Lloyd Bridges *and* Hugh O'Brien? -- Dr. Forrester
Lloyd Bridges is replacing you when we go to series -Mike
Lloyd M. Bentsen, Senator (Tex.), was an Eagle Scout.
Lloyd left, happy as always just to go with his life and his sanity
Lloyd's first thought was: Don't answer. Maybe he'll go away
Lo Fa, ne-ko-shi-ma de va-ja blade... blade runner. - Gaff
Lo Tek, Hi Tek, hey ho, it's all Big Science to me.
Lo and Behold! Your name is the first in Heidi's Book!
Lo and Behold! Your name is the first in Heidi's Book!
Lo is no and bo is go
Lo! ...what brick through yonder window breaks?
Lo! Men have become the tool of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau
Lo*ok Out!  There are TRIBBLES on board *t*his tagl*ine!
Lo_____________________________________________________ng John $ilver
Load "GEOS",8,1
Load "Windows95",8,1
Load And Go:  A 4 Martini Lunch On A 15 Minute Coffee Break
Load EXXON.SYS to screw up your environment
Load PICARD.COM ?   (M)ake it so,  (B)elay that order
Load PICARD.COM?  (E)ngage (M)ake it so (D)elay that order
Load PICARD.COM?  (M)ake it so (B)elay that order (E)ngage
Load PICARD.COM?  (M)ake it so / (B)elay that order.
Load PICARD.COM? (M)AKE IT SO or (B)ELAY THAT ORDER
Load PICARD.COM? (M)ake it so (B)elay that order
Load Pan Training - Tom on contents of Crow's memory
Load Resistor:  Teetotaller
Load Tagline.nlm per prescribed parameters.
Load it, run it,  guru it?
Load the .357, bubba, we got us a lane change up ahead!
Load thine own ammo, and shootest thou none other
Load up on guns and bring your friends
Load vrepair.nlm, squeeze red manual, and pray. Taglines Anonymous.
Load"$",8,1  ...Found Win95
Loaded dice were found in the ruins of Pompeii
Loaded file not saved.  [S]ave now  [C]ondemn to eternal damnation
Loading DADDY.COM - Deleting SOCIAL.LYF - Lost Chains in SEXLIFE.COM
Loading MAXX.COMDone. Your computer is now a rabbit.
Loading WIN 95... Want some coffee?
Loading Windows... come back tomorrow
Loading Windoze
Loadmasters do it with CHAINS & TIEDOWNS!"
Loafer - someone trying to make two weekends meet
Loafing, n. - A pleasant way to make one's daily bread
Loan Sharking Made Easy  - By I. O. Yew
Loan someone a sympathetic ear.
Loan-department manager:  "There isn't any fine print.  At these interest rates, we don't need it."
Lob Siltloam - The Googooplex Names of Tom Servo!
Lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
Lobotomies for Liberals!  I bet they would LOVE that
Lobotomies for Republicans - It's the Law!
Lobotomies!  Just Say NO!!
Lobotomize Hillary - Now there's a health plan
Lobotomize Rush - Now there's a health plan
Lobotomy means never having to say you're sorry
Lobotomy: The condition of having short legs
Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with truffle pate', brandy and spam.
Lobster:  A great excuse for eating a pound of butter
Lobsters are evil!!!!!!!!
Lobsters are the biggest member of the cockroach family.
Lobsters don't feel pain when you chop them up, fetuses do!
Lobsters love Limbaugh and Limbaugh loves lobsters.
Local 144 Tagline Writers ON STRIKE *** X
Local BBSs are fun, friendly and nothing like the internet! :)
Local Bus....taking us all for a ride!!!
Local Bus:  Stops At Every Intersection
Local country station just a-blarin' on the radio
Local man accused of sexually harassing a cucumber, film at 11
Local prophet before human-rights tribunal, hires male disciples only
Local residents please add applicable sales tax
Locate Cmdr Riker - Bad command or filename
Locate lost relatives--Win the lottery
Located across from Rush Limbaugh's Charm School
Located near the William J. Clinton Ethics Academy
Located next door to Kojak's Barber Shop
Located next door to the Beavis & Butt-Head School of Social Graces.
Located next door to the Grace Kelly Driving School.
Located next door to the Jane Fonda School of Nuclear Physics.
Located next door to the Joan Crawford Day Care Center
Located next door to the Karen Carpenter Diet Clinic.
Located next door to the Natalie Wood Swimming School.
Located next door to the Roman Polanski Home for Child Stars
Located next door to the Rush Limbaugh abortion clinic.
Located next door to the Ted Kennedy Driving Academy
Located next door to the William Holden Liquor Store.
Located next to Dahmer's Butcher Shoppe.
Located next to Kojak's Barber Shop.
Located next to Koresh's Bar-B-Q pit.
Located next to William Shatner's School of Acting.
Located next to the Al Gore Taxidermy School of Endangered Species
Located next to the Dahlmer Gourmet Meat Shoppe.
Located next to the Donald Trump School of Business
Located next to the Fammy Faye Bakker Cosmetic School
Located next to the Grace Kelly Driving School.
Located next to the Idi Amin Cooking School
Located next to the JFK School of Self-defense.
Located next to the Jeffery Dahmer Cooking School.
Located next to the Jim Bakker Secretarial School
Located next to the Joan Crawford Day Care Center.
Located next to the Karen Carpenter Diet Clinic.
Located next to the Marie Antoinette Bakery.
Located next to the Michael Jackson Child Care Center
Located next to the Natalie Wood Swimming School.
Located next to the Rob Lowe Teen Dating Center.
Located next to the Rodney King School of Behavior Management.
Located next to the Roman Polanski Home for Child Stars.
Located next to the Rooney Marriage Clinic.
Located next to the Ted Kennedy Driving Academy.
Located next to the Tonya Harding School of Competition.
Located next to the William Holden Liquor Store.
Located next to the Woody Allen Day Care and Dating Service.
Located not to the J.S. Bach Planned Parenthood Center.
Loch ! So loch doch !
Lock & Load, The Politicians are coming
Lock & Loll...Japanese bebop.
Lock S-Foils in attack positions! - Wedge Antilles
Lock S-Foils into attack position
Lock S-foils in attack positions. - Wedge
Lock S-foils in attack positions. -- Wedge Antilles
Lock and Load
Lock and Load the Buchanan
Lock and Load, Jim
Lock and Load, Jim! - McCoy
Lock and Load, Jim....
Lock and Load, The Politicians are coming
Lock and Load.  These fingers have just begun to type
Lock and load one expert magazine
Lock and load, @F. It's a turkey shoot and I got a bead on you!
Lock down those plasma relays. Please. Torres
Lock feminists in your basement and have a whine cellar.
Lock on to Wesley's signal  Maximum dispersion
Lock on to that explosion and fire!
Lock onto them with our Transporter signal. - Dax
Lock phasers and return fire. --Kira
Lock phasers on Kirk's grave--this time, we're gonna make SURE!
Lock phasers on target!  Firing on USS @TOLAST@!
Lock phasers on that tagline!
Lock phasers on their navigational deflectors. - Chakotay
Lock the doors, everyone freeze, my Tagline's are gone
Lock up Orville, and through away the key!
Lock up your children because its Prozac the killer elf!
Lock up your daughters and wallets...Clinton is in town!
Lock up your daughters, Avon crawling.
Lock up your daughters/Lock up your daughters...  Adam Ant 
Lock up your money, Slick's in town
Locked a coathanger in the car.  Good thing I had a key.
Locked my coat hanger in the carthank God I had my key.
Locked my coathanger in my car...good thing I had my key!
Locked my coathanger in the car.  Good thing I had a key!
Locked the coathanger in car - good thing I had a key
Locked the coathanger in the car - Thank God I had my key
Locked the danged hanger in the car.  Lucky I had the keys
Locked up in the light of day, at night I come out to play.
Lockheed Constellation: Wannabe Douglas
Locking S-Foils in attack position
Locking S-foils in FLAME position
Locking on.  Prepare to Transport. - Dax
Locking sheep on target....  FIRE!!!
Lockoblanko -The inability to remember your combination a
Lockoblanko -The inability to remember your combination after vacation
Lockport, land of Pelicans, Hot dogs and Catfish
Locks and keys are for honest people
Locks can be picked, Jim. - McCoy
Locks only keep honest people out.
Locksmiths can get into anything.
Lockwood's Long Shot: The chances of getting eaten up by a lion on Main Street aren't one in a million, but once would be enough
Locomotive - A crazy reason for doing something
Locomotive Breath -- Jethro Tull
Locomotive:  A crazy reason for doing something.
Locutous for Pontiac: Excitment is irrelivent.
Locutus 1-2-3:  Borg spreadsheet program
Locutus at Jurassic Park: You will be assimil...SQUISH!
Locutus for Pontiac:  Excitement is irrelevant!
Locutus of Borg - "Do you have any Earl Grey Tea?"
Locutus of Borg: "It is better to assimilate than never."
Locutus on Pontiac; speed is irrelevant.
Locutus to Pontiac:  Excitement is irrelivant
Locutus to Replicator: "Oil, Quaker State, hot!"
Locutus to replicator:  "Pennzoil, 40 weight, hot."
Locutus to replicator:  "Pennzoil, steaming hot."
Locutus to replicator:  "Penzoil, 40 weight, hot."
Locutus to replicator: Penzoil - steamong hot.
Locutus uses the HRS Hair Assimilation method.
Locutus-Hugh `96 - The Collective Party!
Loftus's Fifth Law of Management:  Some people manage by the&lt;&gt;book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book
Loftus's Theory on Personnel Recruitment:  Far-away talent always&lt;&gt;seems better than home-developed talent
Log Cabin Republicans - They attack themselves in parking lots
Log Lady:  Sometimes owls are big.
Log in to another world!
Log in to another world!
Log off and GET A LIFE !
Log out immediately. Do not log in again. Thank you
Log out to continue
Log! from Blammo (tm)
Logarhythm birth control for lumberjacks?
Logarithm: the little book to keep track of fertile days
Logarithmic progression:  ah-1, ah-2, ah-1-2x4
Loggers don't need job re-training... Bill Clinton does!!!
Loggers don't need job retraining Clinton does
Loggers have Paul Bunyan.  Network Sysops have Orville Bullitt.
Loggers have Paul Bunyan.  Network Sysops have Tom Jennings.
Logic = method of reaching wrong conclusion with confidence.
Logic Error CLINTON.SYS:  Truth table missing
Logic and knowledge is not enough.
Logic and knowledge is not enough. * Spock
Logic and practical information do not seem to apply here
Logic designers don't have orgasms - they have nandgasms with inverted gates
Logic dictates caution in the face of a superior enemy. - Tuvok2
Logic dictates that we should run like h*ll!!
Logic dictates, Captain Ferris, that YOU are right
Logic dictates, Captain Huerta, that YOU are wrong
Logic dictates, Captain, that YOU are right
Logic does not cease to exist because it is ignored
Logic doesn't apply to the real world.  --Marvin Minsky
Logic error detected.  Reboot Republican Party?  [Y/N]
Logic error in CLINTON.SYS: Truth Table Mising
Logic error in RUSH.SYS: Truth table missing
Logic has never explained what "dead" means.
Logic indicates that we should run like h*ll!!
Logic is a chirping bird, sitting in a tree
Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree, that smells
Logic is a little bird, tweeting in a meadow.--Spock
Logic is a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow.
Logic is a means of CONFIDENTLY being wrong
Logic is a pretty flower that smells bad
Logic is a pretty wreath of flowers that smells bad.
Logic is a ring of pretty flowers...that smell BAD.--Spock
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence
Logic is a systematic way to come to wrong answer with confidence.
Logic is a way of going wrong with confidence.
Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad
Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell *bad*.--Spock
Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell BAD!
Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers with a very bad odor.
Logic is an organised way of going wrong with confidence.
Logic is an organized way of going wrong
Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence.
Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence. -- Kettering
Logic is in the eye of the logician.
Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem
Logic is little tweeting bird chirping in meadow. - Spock
Logic is logic.  That's all I say
Logic is logic.  That's all I say. -- Sherlock Holmes
Logic is logic. That's all I say -- Holmes
Logic is logic. That's all I say. -- Sherlock Holmes
Logic is neither a science nor an art, but a dodge
Logic is neither an art or a science but a dodge.
Logic is not enough. - Kirk
Logic is the art of being wrong with confidence.
Logic is the beginning of wisdom, Valeris.  Not the end
Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end.
Logic is the chastity belt of the mind!
Logic is the delusions of a normal mind
Logic is the f*cking great magpie that just stole your cat.
Logic is the ultimate weapon. - Prowl, Autobot
Logic is the ultimate weapon. -- Prowl
Logic is wreath of pretty flowers whichs smell BAD!
Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority!
Logic! Logic! Logic! I'm sick to death of Logic
Logic, logic! I'm sick to death of logic! - Amanda Grayson
Logic, n. - When it fails us, we must resort to cream pies
Logic--an instrument used for bolstering a prejudice
Logic...merely enables one to be wrong with authority. - The Doctor
Logic:   The art of being wrong with confidence
Logic: 1+1= 11
Logic: A Vulcan contemplating a tribble
Logic: Men's futile defense against women's intuition!
Logic: The art of being wrong with confidence.
Logical solutions are not always the most obvious.
Logical thinking provides a nice contrast to the real world.
Logically incoherent, semantically incomprehensible, and legally ... impeccable!
Logicians DO IT consistently and completely.
Logicians DO IT or they do not DO IT.
Logicians do it consistently and completely.
Logicians do it or they do not do it.
Logicians do it with a necessary condition.
Logicians don't do it on slippery slopes.
Login as anonymous and your email address as the password.
Logistically, I'll be between you and the bullet. - Legend
Logjam -- Some kind of high fiber jelly
Logo? --Sisko
Logon to SprayNet for more control
Logout jT!
Loin - Not fat
Loin:  Not fat.
Lois Lane got a 'Fro! - Tom
Lois Lane got a 'fro! -- Tom Servo
Lois Lane wears lead-lined lingerie.  Now say it fast 3 times
Lois Lane, Daily Planet. Commander Sinclair, I have a question
Loitering with intent to hesitate.
Loki the Unspoken One! Beelzebub! Mephistopheles! - Tom
Lola had a heart like the U.S. Army -- open for all men between the ages of and
Lollapalooza II - August 11th - Jones Beach!!!
Lolly Lolly get your evers here
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly! Get your adverbs here!
Lolly, lolly, lolly, get your adverbs here &lt;-TLP
Lolth be praised; all victory is her doing. - Drow Proverb
Lombard: Lots Of Money, But A Real Dirt ball.
Lonchaney lunge: Quickly dash to bed after a horror movie late at night.
Londo Mollari (Centauri)  G'Kar (Narn)  Delenn (Mimbari)  Kosh (Vorlon)
Londo and G'Kar refuse to even speak to each other. - Delenn
Londo on Babylon Five: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Londo, I beg you, don't do this. - Vir Cotto
Londo, I can't help noticing that you're playing with shadow puppets.
Londo/Morden in 96!
Londo/Vir in '96!
Londo: By this time tomorrow, we will be at war with the Narn
Londo: Commander, can you explain this affront to our noble citizens?
Londo:"I hate my life." G'Kar:'So do I.' Londo:"Shut up!"
London (081-4478244) (2:440/25)
London Bridge Is Falling Down... - By U. K. Tourist
London's Law of Libraries:  No matter which book you need, it's&lt;&gt;on the bottom shelf
London...Acid city....Our time is now!
Loneliest guy in town - a Gay Black at a Buchanan rally.
Loneliest guy in town: A tag repairman
Loneliest person in town - a Jew at a Buchanan rally.
Loneliest person in town - a college graduate at a Buchanan rally.
Loneliest woman in town - a Mexican Lesbian at a Buchanan rally.
Loneliness begins when the spaces are filled
Loneliness begins when the spaces are filled.   -The Tao of Pooh
Loneliness is a birthday cake with only one piece missing.
Loneliness is a strong predictor of heart disease.
Loneliness is a terrible price to pay for independence
Loneliness is a thirst... a flower, dying in a desert.
Loneliness is everything it's cracked up to be. -- Hawkeye
Lonely is a man without love
Lonely is a man without love. -- Englebert Humperdinck
Lonely is the night when you find yourself alone.  --Billy Squier
Lonely is the programer with a debuged program.
Lonely is the shape I'm in.
Lonely mail reader seeks clever tagline for long walks
Lonely men seek companionship.  Lonely women sit at home and wait. They never meet
Lonely people write tag lines.
Lonely things like nights, I find, end finer with a friend
Lonely women...make good lovers.
Lonely, Worf seeks a Dog/Turtle hybrid for companionship.
Lonely, girls?  I'm not long to get a hard with
Loners of the world unite
Lonesome is being the "first" modem user
Lonestar: A Texan Lost In The Rockies
Long & tall & tan & lovely - Dr. F & Frank sing
Long Distance is sometimes just next door.
Long Island Expressway
Long Island R.R.: Where's Bernie Goetz when you need him?
Long Live Cobain.
Long Live Mortal Kombat!
Long Live O. Henry...
Long Live the Command line !
Long Live the Command line !
Long Live the Copernican Revolution!!!!
Long Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand
Long Term Drift:  Kon-Tiki Expedition
Long Thou shalt remember the 11th commandment and keep it wholly.  L
Long Walk  - By Miss D. Bus
Long Walk won by dead man Orville!
Long Walk: Miss D. Bus
Long Way Down: Rip Cord Broke
Long When the fox gnaws, smile!  L. Long
Long ago Windows did not exist, and we liked it.
Long ago in days of old, filled with lots of greed... - Aerosmith
Long ago, and so far away...  Ä Carpenters
Long and lean and never mean
Long arm of the law? - On DS9, it's the long arm of Odo!
Long before there were championships there was racing
Long computations that yield zero are probably all for naught.
Long dis-tance op-er-a-tor, get me Mem-phis Tenn-es-see.
Long distance charges are one way to keep your habit under control.
Long distance runners last longer.
Long fuses are for sissies.
Long haired, maggot infested, environmental whackos : Rush Limbaugh
Long jumpers DO IT with a running start
Long jumpers do it with a running start.
Long legged Hanna, from Butte Montana...  (where? where?? &lt;g&gt;)
Long life is in store for you
Long live King Orville the First! Ruler of Freedonia.
Long live Middle-age Mutant Ninja SysOps!
Long live Middle-aged Mutant Ninja Moderators.
Long live The Great Electronic Underground.
Long live conference hosts...so they can suffer longer
Long live guitars and distortion pedals!
Long live the C64! G-g-guys? I was only kiddin,  &lt;BANG!!&gt;
Long live the China Clipper
Long live the Great Tokyo Empire!
Long live the I on cannon!!!!!!!!!!!!
Long live the July 5th movement
Long live the Mystic Order of Arachnid Vigilance!
Long live the Practical Peripherals PC288LCD !!!!!
Long live the Rebel Alliance!
Long live the command line!
Long live the fighters! -- Muad'Dib
Long live the king... - Scar
Long live the magic-eye tuning indicator
Long live the proliteriat!  Death to the ignorant boug
Long live the revolution!
Long live the revolution! Have a nice day.
Long may you run.
Long on dry wall, short on studs.
Long possession is the law of peace
Long possession produces the right of possession
Long time and long use, beyond the memory of man, suffices for right
Long time his manxome foe he sought
Long you live and high you fly -Pink Floyd
Long's Notes: 1)  Always store beer in a dark place.
Long's tagline file hits "4500" mark; warps into hypertag
Long-distance runners do it on a predetermined route.
Long-life batteries a r e   n   '   t      v     e
Long-life batteries aren't
Long-time batchelor Ruben Hill - Tom
Long-winded, ain't I?
Longer life through superior firepower.
Longer than lumber and broader than a bench.
Longer, Lower, Wider...The '49 Hudson is the car for You!
Longest suicide note I ever read
Longfellow wouldn't have made it as leader of a study on dwarfism.
Longing for 15 minutes alone with Dr. Julian Bashir
Longing for 15 minutes alone with Jadzia Dax
Longing for 15 minutes with Dr. Beverly Crusher.
Longing for 15 minutes with Dr. Crusher of the Enterprise
Loni Anderson's hair should be LEGALIZED!!
Lonliest guy in town - a Gay Black at a Buchanan rally
Lonliest guy in town: A tag repairman
Lonliest person in town - a Jew at a Buchanan rally
Lonliest person in town - a college graduate at a Buchanan rally
Lonliest woman in town - a Mexican Lesbian at a Buchanan rally
Lonliness is a thirst. It is a flower, dying in a desert.
Loo slips sink ships
Look *that* up in your Funk 'N' Wagnell
Look - it's a bird, it's a plane, it's FALLING!
Look - just put me back in the carbonite, okay?
Look --- A tag line with no meaning.
Look At Me Stimpy, What A Pathetic Wimp I Am! - Ren.
Look Beavis...He's fallen down and he can't get it up!
Look Below!  I'm registered!
Look Below. I prefer keeping mine!!! (ROFLHSTC)
Look Bones! It's Agent Mulder!...He's a fed, Jim!
Look Butterfly, the bat signal!
Look Captain!, A Womulan Wessel.  "A Womulan Wessel! Mr. Chekov?
Look DEEP into the OPENINGS!!  Do you see any ELVES or EDSELS ... or a HIGHBALL??
Look Darwin straight in the eye, he says evolve or die
Look FIGMENT, I'm not afraid of anybody, least of all YOU! - O'Brien
Look It Up In Your Funk & Aardvark
Look Ma - NO CARRIER!
Look Ma!  My first tagline
Look Ma!  My screen is all GUI!
Look Ma! She's making wool!
Look Ma, I'm a *Beta Tester*: KWQ Mail/2 for OS/2 v2.0!
Look Ma, I'm quoting! I'm quoting!
Look Ma, No Tagline!!!!!!!
Look Ma, No Taglines!
Look Ma, no ha... umph &%$^@!### _WACK_ thud (groan)
Look Ma, no point!!
Look Ma-NO CARRIER!
Look Ma...no carpal !
Look Martin! I'm registered!
Look Mom! My first tagline
Look Orville, the bat signal!
Look Ren, fresh boogers.  I just picked them myself.
Look Rock! It's a big weinie...with WHEELS! - Hef, Rocko's Modern Life
Look Scully, I need your help. - Mulder
Look Sire, the herd is on the move. - Zazu
Look Spock, there it is!  The edge of the galaxy@@&%$@#!)@(NO BARRIER
Look Sulu-A planet with cute little fury creatures..FIRE!
Look Up America, See What We've Got! Coca-Cola -1974
Look Wayne, the bat signal!!!
Look Wilma - shiny rock, bend over. -- John Larroquette
Look Worf, it's the Matthew Entity, set phasers to level 16!
Look Worf, it's the Orville Entity, set phasers to level 16!
Look Younger. - By Fay Slift
Look Younger: Fay Slift
Look afar and see the end from the beginning
Look after Mr. Bond.  See that some harm comes to him. - Hugo Drax
Look after molehills mountains will look after themselves
Look after the molehills, and the mountains will look after themselves
Look alive!  Here comes a buzzard!
Look and a thigh and blacken an eye. - Al Bundy
Look and you will find!
Look another vict...er...reader!
Look around and choose your own ground
Look around and choose your own ground -Pink Floyd
Look around and choose your own ground..
Look around, we'll see who's laughing last!-RUSH
Look at 'em... goin' after it like a couple of bunnies... &lt;grin&gt;
Look at 'im...he's so cute and all alone......Can we keep him? -Pumbaa
Look at Guiron emote! - Crow
Look at a Vorlon?! We're not WORTHY! We're not WORTHY!! -WEayne&Garth
Look at all the Indians
Look at all the Indians! - G. Custer
Look at all the Indians.
Look at all the follicles, Uncle Bert!
Look at all those Indians - General Custer
Look at all those Indians. -   Custer
Look at all those blackbirds, Tom crowed
Look at her nostrils! - Tom as blonde gets mad
Look at him go!
Look at him squirm out there! - Crow on space walk
Look at his LIPS! - Tom
Look at it sideways.
Look at it's funny side, and then expose it.
Look at me when I'm hitting you!
Look at me you idiot, I'm a guy! Oh no! - Ranma
Look at me!  I'm William Conrad! -- TV's Frank
Look at me! I am a woman! I am all women! Sylvia
Look at me! I'm Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy!
Look at me! I'm a little red robot with inarticulate arms!
Look at me! I'm a ninny! A wooden-headed dum-dum! - Brain
Look at me, Brain!  I'm Heidi!  Yodel-eh-ee-narf! - Pinky
Look at me, Brain! I'm Heidi! Yo-del-a-hee-*NARF*!!! - Pinky
Look at me, I am a sister, a very year-old sister.
Look at me, I'm Heidi!  Yodelayee*NARF*!        - Pinky
Look at me, I'm Heidi!  Yodelayee*NARF*!        - Pinky
Look at me, Mr. MODERATOR, I'm an OFF-TOPIC TAGLINE! HAH!
Look at me, brain the size of a planet and they ask me for taglines.
Look at me, ma!  I'm on top of the chimney, said Tom superfluously
Look at me, what do ya see/A man on the run, a loaded gun  Ted Nugent
Look at me.  I'm a bailiff.  I stand.  - Bull Shannon
Look at me. I'm acting young! (Grandpa)
Look at my shiny kitchen floor, Tom waxed enthusiastically
Look at my shiny kitchen floor, said Tom, waxing enthusiastic.
Look at my spit-top butter top hat - Crow as Palance
Look at th' bones! - Tim the Enchanter
Look at that acting!  Hackman is *always* good. -- Crow
Look at that collar! You could go hang gliding! - Cat
Look at that happy little elf go!
Look at that idiot with the bow and arrow......Harold circa 1066
Look at that monster's sandals! said Tom in a thing-thong voice.
Look at that vein! Looks like a piece of pasta! - Tom
Look at that. Why do I get bananas? They're good for ONE day...- Jerry
Look at the Can of Worms he's opened now!
Look at the animals, look at you. How would you like to free one?
Look at the birds.
Look at the blackbirds, Tom crowed
Look at the boil on his neck! - Tom
Look at the bright side...Then you'll be blinded too
Look at the camera and say "birdie".
Look at the child with the dream in her eye
Look at the commitment burning in those watery eyes, Arthur! - Tick
Look at the docs ?  I prefer the nurses !
Look at the docs?  Nah, nurses are much better looking
Look at the good things you've got
Look at the hooters on that one.
Look at the model! -- Tom Servo
Look at the size of that pepper mill!
Look at the size of that thing! - Wedge
Look at the size of those sea monkeys! - Joel
Look at the size of those sea monkeys! -- Joel Robinson
Look at the sky, look at the river, isn't it good? -Floyd
Look at the speed with which the centuries are passing. Spock
Look at the stone I just passed! - Tom as guy on bed pan
Look at the upper triangle. It's a triangle with three sides
Look at the weaver, looming in the corner!
Look at the world through DOS eyes!
Look at this crowd! -Rocko   Yeah, it's Jock Strap Day! -Hef
Look at this family, Fran! We can't even get a gender war right!
Look at this heating bill!  It's stamped 'Pay Now or Die'! - Fran
Look at this phone bill! It's stamped 'Pay Now or Die'!
Look at this, a boy and his dog. --Richie Ryan
Look at this--she's listed "Reality" as a PREVIOUS address!!
Look at this.  He's listed "reality" as a previous address.
Look at this. - Picard to Data
Look at those newborn kittens said @FN@ Literally
Look at those newborn kittens, said Tom literally.
Look at those pine trees! McCoy
Look at those stars! There must be HUNDREDS!
Look at us! - Two warriors locked in battle...! - Kahless
Look at what he's given me for dinner, a pea on toast.  One pea!
Look at your butt!  Just look at your butt!
Look at your face in the mirror - I am there inside!
Look at your face in the mirror! I am there inside!  - Phantom
Look at your team for a minute.. We are children - Guinan
Look banana beak is scared. - Simba
Look before you leap, stupid, this is a high rise echo with 40 floors!
Look before you leap. -- Samuel Butler
Look before you run into a pole.
Look both ways before you cross the network.
Look closer, most things are more than just the sum of th
Look deep into my magic bosom. -Really Really Big Man,Rocko's Mod Life
Look down and see the beggars at your feet. - Les Mis
Look down and show some mercy if you can. - Beggars, Les Mis
Look ere ye leap. -- John Heywood
Look everybody, he's comming through the door!
Look folks, its Geco, the world's only living brain donor!
Look for  G U E S S - W A R E S !
Look for BB on a board near you...(Boondock Brobeck)
Look for THE PUNSTERS on _Dove_ CDs and Cassettes!
Look for a crack or make a crack. Janeway
Look for a while at the China Cat Sunflower..
Look for it first where you'd most like to find it
Look for me in the tower-Amanda Krueger
Look for opportunities, not guarantees
Look for solutions from within. - Kai Opaka.
Look for the "Lesbian Inside" sticker on your next computer.
Look for the best in others.
Look for the girl with the sun her eyes. - Beatles
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and she's gone
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and she's gone. - Beatles!!
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes.
Look for the hero within yourself.
Look for the love and good in your heart!
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.  --Jules Renard
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you'll find it
Look for the secret wonder in each day.
Look for version 1.00 to be released on Feb 10, 1995
Look for ways to make your boss look good!
Look for yourself. - Dax
Look forward to your echo!
Look friend, as far as I'm concerned the job's yours! - O'Brien
Look good and you'll have the world in your pocket. -- Wide Load
Look here brother,who you jivin' with this cosmic debris. --Zappa
Look here, in my microscope, tell me what you see. - Mephesto
Look honey the Jones' have the bomb. - Mrs. Smith
Look how they messed with my boy. - Don Corleone
Look how ugly he really is! Kirk on Gorgan
Look in @TOFIRST@'s eyes, the motor's running but no one's driving!
Look in my face and tell me that I am lying. -- Eddie Dean
Look in the hole and see the basilisk. . . Only 50 cents.
Look in the mirror, my friend....Love is the dance of eternity
Look in to the mirror of your soul,love and hate one in all!
Look into her eyes, and see if someone else is driving.
Look into my  eyes...you are getting sleepy
Look into my eyes and try to forget that you have a Macy's charge card!
Look into my eyes. Someone else may be driving.
Look into my magic chest hairs. -Really Really Big Man, Rocko
Look into the eyes of The Dragon and despair. - Merlin
Look into the heart of a Dragon and rejoice! - Aimee
Look into yourself to discover your first priority.
Look it's Jake!....You mean Sisco's boy?....Yea, THE Sisco's kid!!
Look it's a Faerie Dragon.  Quick, get the butterfly Net.
Look it's a babble fish:    &gt;&lt;&gt;  o£—&lt;IX‚YŒ&gt;&lt; &gt;&lt;&gt;£o
Look its a babble fish:         o..   .o
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Look kid, when I tell you you're going to fly, believe it. - Aahz
Look lady!! Your output is my input
Look like Gelfling, do I? Stupid Garthim!
Look like it's just you and me Tonto.....Tonto?.....TONTO!!!!!
Look lovingly into their eyes and say, Why do you ask?
Look ma! NO BETA!
Look ma, no BRAIN!!!
Look maw, kitty goes POP when ya plug er in da waal.
Look mom, we're on TV!  Hi, Billy!  Hi, Maggie!  Hi, Fishface! - Mike TV
Look mummy!  There's an airplane up in the sky
Look not to the windmill's turning while the ant still burrows.
Look on my tagline, ye mighty, and despair!
Look on my works, ye mighty - and giggle.
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
Look on the bright side:  AIDS is keeping the vampire population down.
Look out Earth, the slime's coming home! * Lister
Look out Fido...Executive Host...Has Arrived!
Look out Jim!  Oooh, too late, darn it!
Look out behin... Oh... to late
Look out behind you for that horse ..... NO FARRIER
Look out below!
Look out clones, the Saints are coming through
Look out for #1 and don't step in #2 either.
Look out for #1 and try not to step in #2
Look out for #1.  Don't step in #2 either.
Look out for #1......and don't step in #2.
Look out for barking dogs that bite.
Look out for number one.  But don't step in number two!
Look out for that bird! cried Tom, ducking.
Look out for that entrenching tool! -G. Tirebiter
Look out for that pit bull !@$#%#  NO DERRIERE!
Look out for the Ti-Fighters, Sir, and the bat
Look out now, 'cause the future's here!
Look out of any window any morning, any evening, any day
Look out there is a NEW user on the board!!
Look out world!  I'm full of Tang! -- The Tick
Look out!  Behind You!
Look out!  Behind you!......................
Look out!  It's Mr. Casual sex!
Look out!  The Moderaptor is on the prowl again.
Look out!  There's a demon behind you!
Look out!  They found Jimmy Hoffa! -- Tom Servo
Look out! Behind you!
Look out! He's gonna scat! - Crow on Mel Torme
Look out! He's got a MAGNET! Everybody BACKUP!
Look out! I have a Blue Wave and I intend to use it!
Look out! The Bridge Of The Future is OUT!
Look out! The Cat is on the prowl again!
Look out!!  That horse kicks!                -- [NO FARRIER].
Look out!!!  It's the attack of the 50-foot @FN@!!!
Look out!!!  Your ZIP file is showing
Look out!... Here comes winter, AGAIN!!
Look out, I'm going to barf!
Look out, Ms Moderator is on the prowl again.
Look out, honey... Torgo's been marking his territory. -- Joel
Look out, it's the Sex Ray!  WAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKA
Look out, the Moderator is on the prowl again.
Look out, there are llamas!
Look out.  Behind you.
Look out. Its the Bad Year Blimp! - Lonestar
Look out... Lady with a baby
Look out... That's disgusting! -- Tom Servo
Look out...here comes that Lord M. guy!  Creepy!
Look outYou may become addicted to collecting taglines! ;-)
Look outside! The Sun is shining :-)
Look over your shoulder & wet your lips - Crow as villain
Look people in the eye.
Look people in the eye. - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
Look them straight into the eye, and offer them a bribe
Look through Windows and open a door to the future: OS/2!
Look through the glasses of MSNTBC SPORTS
Look through these blackened eyes, you'll see ten thousand lies - NIN
Look through these blackened eyes, you'll see ten thousand lies - NIN
Look to Jesus - the author & finisher of our faith!
Look to the Son, and shadows will fall behind you.
Look under enough rocks and you'll find _something_ slimy
Look under the green Jell-O, Tom said, sublimely.
Look under the sofa cushion; you will be surprised at what you find.
Look unimportant - The enemy may be low on ammo
Look unimportant, the enemy may be running low on ammo.
Look up BBS in the dictionary and our number will be there.
Look up and smile for the satellite !
Look up because the sky could fall on you!  -Yellow Dancer
Look up, look up, look up!  The sky is falling!  -Yellow Dancer.
Look upon my works oh ye mighty, and giggle.
Look upon my works, ye munchkins, and despair!
Look upon your executioners, killer of children! -- Kang
Look what I found here!  A bagpipe! -- Tom Servo
Look what I found here: a bagpipe - Tom
Look what I found. Can I keep her? - Crow on alien girl
Look what I've found!  ...a moment to write to you.
Look what the cat brought in - @TO@
Look what the cat brought in - Jeremy Mullins.
Look what the cat brought in - Nicole Schwab.
Look what the cat dragged in!
Look what the cat dragged in!  Spot?
Look what the cat dragged in! @TOFIRST@?
Look what the cat dragged in! Debbie!!!
Look what the cat dragged in! Eileen!!!
Look what the cat dragged in!"            "Nicole?"
Look what the cat dragged in!" "@FN@?"
Look what the cat dragged in!" "Spot?"
Look what they've done to my dream
Look what you made me do - now the keyboard's all sticky
Look where you dare not look, and you'll find ME staring back at you
Look where you're going or you won't get there
Look who's Talking.
Look who's here!  Stranger in a strange land! -- Tommy
Look who's here... si-li-con valley. (Elaine)
Look who's staying with us! It's our special friend! - Yakko
Look who's talking about fragile shoulders - Mike on king
Look who's talking about fragile shoulders... -- Mike Nelson
Look who's talking now
Look who's talking. - Yakko
Look your best - who said love's blind?
Look!  A crotchety old minor! -- Yakko
Look!  A holo-demon has posessed my data system - Londo Molari.
Look!  A ladder!  Maybe it leads to heaven, or a sandwich!
Look!  A thermos full of phlegm!  - - Calvin
Look!  Before our very eyes, the future is becoming the past
Look!  Ducks!  On a lake!  Ahhh. -Dale Cooper
Look!  I found a pistol of unlimited ammo supply!
Look!  I'm an AT-AT!  I'm an AT-AT! -- Mudslide
Look!  It's Francis Ford Copolla! -- Tom Servo
Look!  It's a male!  -Ranma (about P-Chan)
Look!  It's a tagline AND it grates cheesr!  Just $19.95
Look!  It's big fat Scotty from Star Trek! -- Yakko Warner
Look!  It's the MST3K logo up there! -- Tom Servo
Look!  It's the Pope!
Look!  Mouseburger and french flies! - Beavis
Look!  Now he's a Wallenda! -- Tom Servo
Look!  She put her breasts on! -- Tom Servo
Look!  She's dressed for the Benny Hill audition! -- Crow
Look!  The Anti-Fish! - Earthworm Jim
Look!  The mad light!  Go!  Fetch!  Get it! -- Mike Nelson
Look!  The night.  It's so bright, it'll blind you. -- Mae
Look!  The sign is leaking! -- Tom Servo
Look!  There goes Ted Turnover! -- Yakko Warner
Look!  There's the old man from Scene 24!
Look!  There's the old man from Scene 24! -- King Arthur
Look!  Time of death 12:05 a.m. December 26th! -- Hawkeye
Look!  Up in the sky!  It's a bird!  It's a plane!  It's
Look!  Up in the sky!  It's a bird!  It's a... oh, YUCK!
Look!  Up in the sky!  It's a bird... It's a bird!
Look!  Velveeta sticks to the ceiling!
Look!  Velveeta sticks to the ceiling!           - Opus
Look!  Velveeta sticks to the ceiling! -- Opus Penguin
Look! &lt;Sniff&gt; Lemur scat!  We must be close... -- Tom Servo
Look! - It's an endangered species, a unique/uncopied tagline!
Look! A $900 taffeta octopus outfit! - Crow
Look! A crotchety old minor! -- Yakko
Look! A dead seagull up in the sky!
Look! A giant PEZ dispenser -- Wakko
Look! A holo-demon has posessed my data system - Londo Molari.
Look! A soccer team! - Mike on aerial view of mountain
Look! A thermos full of phlegm! --Calvin.
Look! Another umop apisdn tagline from Australia!
Look! He's protecting himself with a zesty tartar sauce!
Look! I'm a moose! Shoot me! It's Moose Season! Now I'm a fiddler crab!
Look! I'm cold, I'm wet, and I'm just plain scared! - Janet
Look! It's Flea! It's Flea! Flea is cool! huh huh huh
Look! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's FALLING!!!
Look! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...........a bird.
Look! It's a bird; it's a plane! It's..... a bird.     :(
Look! It's big fat Scotty from Star Trek! - Yakko Warner
Look! It's registered!
Look! It's the MST3K logo up there! -- Tom Servo
Look! Kelly Clarkson is now an American Idol! (FOX-TV, September 2002)
Look! Mouseburger and french flies! -- Beavis
Look! Mouseburger and french flies! -- Beavis
Look! My bubbles are going the wrong way!
Look! Paula Greatbatch! - Tom on name in credits
Look! She put her breasts on! - Tom on Tia Carrera
Look! Someone beaming down from the bridge! - Sulu
Look! The mad light! Go! Fetch! Get it! -- Mike Nelson
Look! The night. It's so bright, it'll blind you. &lt;Mae&gt;
Look! There it is! Margo Lane
Look! There! Evil! pure and simple, total evil from the Eighth Dimension!
Look! There's ANOTHER disadvantaged boy! Homer Simpson
Look! There's Al Gore frozen in my high beams!
Look! They have Cheez-Whiz!
Look! Time of death 12:05 a.m. December 26th! - Hawkeye
Look! Up in the sky!  It's Slick Willie, SuperPolitician!
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...
Look! Velveeta sticks to the ceiling! - Opus Penguin
Look! behind you! It's the Mars Probe!!!
Look'it the poor little puppy, lets take him home
Look, @FN@'s trying to think...that's hysterical!
Look, Ah say look at me when ah'm talkin' to y'all boy... Foghorn
Look, Bones, it's Captain Flintstone!  He's Fred, Jim
Look, Brain, you've created a catch phrase! - Brain
Look, Bruce, the bat signal!
Look, Bullwinkle, a message in a bottle...!
Look, Elephant!  We ain't got a hull no more!
Look, Homer! The I.R.S.! BBOOOOOO! Oh 'boo' yourself!
Look, I Can't Take Anymore Of This Hitting! - Ren.
Look, I could use some privacy. - O'Brien
Look, I don't have time for this. - Garibaldi
Look, I don't know what happened. --O'Brien to O'Brien
Look, I got a girl in the oven - Mike
Look, I got a girl in the oven... -- Mike Nelson
Look, I have no reason to believe Q is lying. - Picard
Look, I just bought this dress. Det. Phillips
Look, I know about personally involved and I'm not.. - DS to FM
Look, I told you. We're in an anarcho-sindicalist commune. --Monty Python
Look, I'll pay ya for it--what the f**k! - Van Halen
Look, I'm almost drained of brand new taglines, honestly! :®)
Look, I'm not going to involve myself in a battle of wits with you--I never fight anyone who is not armed
Look, I'm not saying she did anything wrong. Carey
Look, I'm standing naked before you.
Look, I'm standing naked before you. -- Tori Amos
Look, I've got salt in my crack
Look, I've had enough of your opinions dammit!  Just do it! -O'Brien
Look, James!  Your fly's unzipped!  (Made ya' look!)
Look, M'sieur, where all the children play! - Fantine, Les Mis
Look, Ma!  I'm roadkill! - S. Ipkiss
Look, Ma!  I'm roadkill! - The Mask
Look, Ma, no point!
Look, Marla.  This whole sex thing is totally overrated.  - Elaine
Look, Mom: #$%^$%^wertnmg... NO CARRIER
Look, Orville's got a boner. We'll take him! huh huh huh
Look, Sisko, I'm a security officer, a good one. - Odo
Look, Up In The Sky! - By C. H. Etplane
Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight! I take orders from one person! Me! - Han Solo
Look, a Tagline! Step on it, quick, before it multiplies!
Look, a cork +5 Shield of Dart Attraction!
Look, a dead bird! Blonde: Where &lt;looking up&gt;.
Look, a genuine Stradivarius hand tooledat Birmingham.
Look, a golden-winged ship is passing my way! - Hendrix
Look, a tagline!  Step on it, quick, before it multiplies!
Look, buddy:  Windows 3.1 IS A General Protection Fault. -- The BOFH excuse server
Look, can I get a word in her? -- Tom Servo
Look, can we get this show on the road? -- Bowler
Look, do you wanna get married, or don't you? - Sinclair
Look, do you want my help or what? - Wesley
Look, don't worry.  Everything's going to be fine.  Trust me. - Han
Look, either take your turn or....I win! - Jake
Look, even *I'm* getting caught up in this."--Scully to Mulder
Look, even _I'm_ even getting caught up in this. - Scully
Look, fellas, this ain't why I wander around this echo
Look, fumes, quicksand, toxic waste.  It's all ours!
Look, he's got a boner. "We'll take him!" huh huh huh
Look, he's trying to communicate with you! ;-)
Look, if we built this large wooden badger
Look, in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's &gt;&gt;&gt; Blunderwoman* &lt;&lt;&lt;
Look, in the sky, it's a bird... it's an aardvark... it's SUPERMOOSE!
Look, it's Sylvester Calzone (The Fairly OddParents, Nickelodeon, 2002)
Look, it's a drunk tank of trombones!
Look, it's a drunk tank of trombones!
Look, it's a hat! It's not going to hurt you. -- Leia
Look, it's a rainbow! Det. Phillips
Look, it's just not that funny!
Look, it's people like you what cause unrest
Look, it's the X-Signal! Quick, to the X-Cave!
Look, it's trying to think.
Look, it`s a herd of Nurse!  Or is that a gaggle?-Hawkeye
Look, its a Babel fish:    &gt;&lt;&gt;     øúù&lt;&gt;&lt;   &gt;&lt;&gt;úø
Look, jerky, I don't NEED to talk to you!
Look, just pretend this is a tagline.  I'm tired.
Look, ma:  âAùýû  üªîóûû  NO CARRIER
Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one.
Look, maybe we could make a deal. --Bashir
Look, mom, I've got rabies. - Calvin
Look, mom. *A*** ****** NO CARRIER
Look, mom: No Modem!
Look, mom: No disk drive!
Look, mom: No keyboard!
Look, mom: No memory!
Look, mom: No monitor!
Look, pal... I was nailed to a tree for being a nice guy! -- Jesus
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!
Look, there in the crosshairs! A liberal! Fire!
Look, there was this woman on Mars--Garibaldi.
Look, this is getting us nowhere. - Quark
Look, this isn't an argument, it's just contradiction!
Look, up in the sky!  It's a bird!  It's a plane!  It's FALLING!
Look, up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's @N@
Look, up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's Joey Odorisio.
Look, we all have our breaking point. - Hawkeye
Look, we have no reason to rule out _anything_. - Picard
Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game.  You want us to pay income taxes, too? -- Bill Veeck, Chicago White Sox
Look, why don't we call it even and no hard feelings, huh? - Quark
Look, you asked for it, now take your abuse like a wimpering baby.
Look, you gotta help me. I have to get off Jockey shorts. - Kramer
Look, you stupid b------, you've got no arms left.  --Monty Python
Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left. --Arthur
Look, you uncorrdinated cockroach, do it right or let someone with a brain have a shot at it
Look.  A flying porpoise.
Look.  It's trying to think. -- Albert Rosenfeld
Look. I run the operation around here - Dr. Forrester
Look. If we built this large wooden badger.... -- Sir Bedevir
Look. In principle, I agree with you. Sheridan
Look. The Mad light! Go! Fetch! Get it! - Mike to Nummy
Look. Up in the sky. It's a bird...It's a bird!
Look. We're so smooth, we're growing beards on our hands... - Butthead
Look..!  There's Toto..!        Where did he come from..?
Look... no hablo beatnik, okay? -- Crow T. Robot
Look...a new day...has begun. Memory from Cats
Look...it's trying to think!
Look: 1)Next Doc 2) Prev Doc 3) Tooth Doc
Lookatthismess!Turnoffyourdatacompressionnow!!
Looke!  Ie decipherede Qualiee's secrete codee!
Looked for my ancestors - found friends
Looked like Gino Vanelli! - Crow on gorilla
Looked so nice out this morning, thought I'd leave it out
Lookee, theres enough [roadkill] for both of us.  (Beverley Hillbillies)
Lookie, lookie, here comes cookie... -- Stephen Sondheim
Lookin for a baby at mother board !!
Lookin high and low nowhere else to go
Lookin' for Loki (with a cream pie)
Lookin' for a life in all the wrong places
Lookin' for fun and feelin' groovy! - Simon & Garfunkle
Looking *nice*!" - The Cat
Looking -==Forward to the Future ... And good International Relations!
Looking Flashey for ITV3? Try the Sploosh!
Looking Good!
Looking Good!
Looking around, talking to clowns - Dr. F sings
Looking at a nymph: The AD&D equivalent of meeting Tori Amos.
Looking back, its easy to think of what you should have done
Looking beyond the embers of bridges burning behind us.... -Pink Floyd
Looking fine, Ron. (whispers) He's a dead man - Tom
Looking for 386sx mother board for OS/2
Looking for Callahan's but only found Brodie's
Looking for LOVE, But settle for SEX !
Looking for Love?  Adopt a pet!
Looking for M&Ms and ancestors!
Looking for More
Looking for Mr. Good Bomb- Mike Nelson
Looking for UART at FX1050?  What does that mean? -- Tom Servo
Looking for Vanna's brains...did you find them?
Looking for a baby at the motherboard!!
Looking for a car pool on the Infomation Highway.
Looking for a couch to hide behind.
Looking for a few good Taglines.
Looking for a few good recipes.
Looking for a few good women
Looking for a gal who'll give me the shirt off her back.
Looking for a good Tagline.
Looking for a good man who hates football and can cook
Looking for a good tagline
Looking for a good time?  Call Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701
Looking for a good time? Call System Support BBS
Looking for a helping hand ? You'll find it at the end of your right arm
Looking for a helping hand? There's one on your arm
Looking for a helping hand? You have two of them
Looking for a license plate with "RFC 822"
Looking for a lover who won't blow my cover...so hard to find. -Eagles
Looking for a rich girl too proud for a working husband
Looking for a rich girl too proud to have a working hubby
Looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets
Looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets --Tori Amos
Looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets.
Looking for a savior in these dirty streets --Tori Amos
Looking for a saviour underneath these dirty sheets - Tori Amos
Looking for a starterpistol with a silencer.
Looking for a used starship?  Call the Ferengi Used SpaceShips Lot!
Looking for a window to throw Windows 3.1 disks through!
Looking for ancestors
Looking for ancestors and M&Ms!
Looking for ancestors? Try Utah, it's still in the 19th century!
Looking for clues on the fate of the Klingons? - Quark
Looking for eternity?  Straight ahead - you can't miss it.
Looking for excitement?  Enrol in the Duras sisters summer camp NOW!
Looking for good deal on insecticide.
Looking for lost ancestors every where!!!
Looking for love in all the wrong spaces :(
Looking for love, hoping for evil - Frank sings
Looking for more? Getting more!
Looking for needles in haystacks. 
Looking for pirates and buried treasure
Looking for roots in all the wrong places
Looking for some action, want a mean machine.
Looking for taglines - see Dictionary of Quotations!
Looking for the Xaositect's faction headquarters, clueless?
Looking for the nearest exit.
Looking for trouble? I can get it *wholesale!*
Looking for two honest men, Radar? - Trapper
Looking for your cat ! Check unter my tire !
Looking for your cat?  Talk to my 300 pound canary.
Looking for your cat?  Try under my car's front tyre
Looking for your cat?.....Look under my Tires!
Looking for your dead cat?  Check under my tires.
Looking forward to more. Lots, I hope. And thanks
Looking forward to next season, and the ongoing search for the truth
Looking good sister! Been working out? - Crow to nun
Looking in a mirror is like standing on the other side of it
Looking left and then right for lurking Cat
Looking left and then right for lurking Moderator...
Looking on the bright side of life will never cause eyestrain.
Looking on the top for a truth that I can hold - Course of Empire
Looking out for #1, trying not to step in #2
Looking through the bent-backed tulips
Looking to God for answers is premature.
Looking up, he sees the faces of three young women dressed all in white.
Looking with @TOFIRST@ for a car pool on the Information Highway
Looking with Orville for a car pool on the Information Highway.
Looking?  Found someone you have I would say, hmmmmm? - Yoda
Looking?....FOUND someone you have, mreeehehehehehe! - Yoda
Lookit Mr. What-a-difference-a-day-makes over here. - Bobby Goodfeathr
Lookout World!  My Modem is Ringing!
Lookout!  He's got a magnet!, everybody backup
Lookout!  Your ZIP file is open
Looks are deceiving. I know you can't be as old as you look.
Looks as though he's been attacked by an animal. -- Picard
Looks dangerous. YOU go first.
Looks kinda like a shag-carpeting monster - Crow on alien
Looks kinda like the set of Metallica - Joel on UFO
Looks like "Independence Day" aliens must've monitored O.J.'s trial
Looks like ANSI to me, too.
Looks like Aaron Spelling's house. - Yakko
Looks like Bill Gates has been hanging out with Timothy Leary again!
Looks like Brer Fox and Brer Bear are causing some type of commotion
Looks like Clinton may get run over on the Data Highway!
Looks like Daddy-O's gonna be deady-o.
Looks like Duranium alloy. - O'Brien
Looks like Hayes sun just turned into a black hole
Looks like Hillary's testosterone level is up again
Looks like I picked a bad week to give up beer.
Looks like I picked a bad week to give up snifing glue
Looks like I picked a bad year to stop sniffing glue.
Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up cocaine
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit drinking
Looks like I picked the wrong time to go senile!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop eating
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop reading my mail.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop taking LSD.
Looks like I pulled a "stupid". -Earthworm Jim
Looks like I'm going to have to find another source for material
Looks like I'm having a "random hair day."
Looks like Kevin was kidnapped by Homer Simpson's evil twin. - Mulder
Looks like MacGyver! - Crow T. Robot
Looks like Michael has pretended to be Janet again
Looks like Old Earth, around 1920, '25. McCoy
Looks like Queen Latifah's hat - Mike on spaceship
Looks like Queen Latifah's hat... -- Mike Nelson
Looks like Rutherford B. Hayes just got out of the sauna
Looks like SOMEBODY never learned to share! - Yakko
Looks like Smokie the Bear's hat - Crow on UFO
Looks like Snuffy Smith's prescription - Mike
Looks like Snuffy Smith's prescription... -- Mike Nelson
Looks like Starfleet's changed our minds for us. --O'Brien
Looks like Ziggy had a sloppy floppy on this one. - Al, "Future Boy"
Looks like _you're_ the one that could use some help. - Kira
Looks like a Cajun cooking show - Crow on dead lizards
Looks like a Cajun cooking show... -- Crow T. Robot
Looks like a Chinese Pee Wee Herman... -- Crow T. Robot
Looks like a Crosby family outing - Crow on gang fight
Looks like a Gino Vanelli concert - Joel on empty stadium
Looks like a Gino Vanelli concert... -- Joel Robinson
Looks like a Minnesota mosquito - Crow on terradactyl
Looks like a big Tylenol - Crow on spaceship
Looks like a bioelectrical signature. Neelix
Looks like a bloody skunk.
Looks like a bloody skunk.                                       AGT
Looks like a bomb was sent up in the Umbilicus - Crow
Looks like a booger --&gt; @ , but it's not
Looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow.
Looks like a giant Chicken McNugget! - Joel Robinson
Looks like a giant McChicken Nuglet - Joel on zapped guy
Looks like a pump, feels like a pump - Crow
Looks like a really uncomfortable crotch - Crow
Looks like a run on wheat germ - Tom
Looks like a toilet paper cozy - Tom on girl's dress
Looks like a tongue war! - Crow on lengthy love scene
Looks like a tongue war! -- Crow T. Robot
Looks like a whole buncha people jumped on that bus. &lt;g&gt;
Looks like an atomic nose-hair clipper.
Looks like an espresso machine - Crow on Tom Servo
Looks like an eyebrow that went tripping-Crow on sideburn
Looks like another case of Clue Deficiency Disorder.
Looks like another cog stripped out in my mental gears
Looks like backstage at the Penn & Teller concert - Joel
Looks like fish. Moves like fish. Steers like cows.
Looks like he made his shirt out of wood - Crow
Looks like he picked a bad year to stop sniffing glue
Looks like he's moving in with you. -- Rom
Looks like he's pluggin' her pie hole. - 3rd Rock
Looks like his BVD's are holding up pretty good - Joel
Looks like his heart was cooked right in his chest! - Mulder
Looks like it hurts to be him! -- Tom Servo
Looks like it locked up, huh? - Mike on Crow's computer
Looks like it locked up, huh? -- Mike Nelson
Looks like it's amateur night in the White House again. -John McCain
Looks like it's going to be a free country!
Looks like it's going to be a missed approach
Looks like it's just us, handsome -- Pulaski
Looks like it's safe in here for a while?
Looks like it's to be unanimouse. - Throttle
Looks like my libido finally kicked in! - Al, "Lee Harvey Oswald"
Looks like my plunging neckline just took a dive. - Elvira
Looks like one of the Hog Jeols has fallen out of the window.
Looks like rain
Looks like she took her pound of flesh" - Fox Mulder
Looks like she took her pound of flesh, eh? - Mulder (2Shy)
Looks like she's *your* partner now. - Krycek to Mulder (PM)
Looks like she's plucked her forhead to death - Tom
Looks like somebody punched her in the eyeballs - Crow
Looks like somebody's private little movie studio. - Mulder
Looks like someone already ate it once  - Tom on shake
Looks like someone already ate it once... -- Tom Servo
Looks like someone hasn't been eating their brain food lately
Looks like something my dad would buy... -- Mike Nelson
Looks like the 97 team is about to gel...#8 coming up
Looks like the Amazing...uh...White Guy - Joel on giant
Looks like the Exxon Valdez has been here. -- Crow T. Robot
Looks like the inside of Robert Morley's nose - Crow
Looks like the montage finally blew over.
Looks like the splunkie's about to hit the fan
Looks like there are holes in MORE than just Sinclair's MIND!
Looks like they forgot to strike the Time Tunnel set. -- Crow
Looks like they left out a couple scenes - Crow
Looks like they sailed right into the rinse cycle.
Looks like they're on a Dr. Who set... -- Joel Robinson
Looks like they've turned their ploughshares into swords
Looks like this scene was shot by a bank camera. -- Crow
Looks like we got us a live one! - The Tick
Looks like we have problems with Imbruglia Service Television today.
Looks like we're all in the same boat -- Geordi
Looks like we're all in the same boat -- Geordi
Looks like we're all in the same boat. -- LaForge
Looks like we've made a new friend. --Sisko
Looks like you broke your arm a few years ago. --Crusher
Looks like you cheated death again. -- Bashir
Looks like you finally got what you wanted. Paris
Looks like you got stood up. -- Joe Dawson
Looks like you have bigger problems. --Quark
Looks like you need to go to the Clue Bank and get a hefty loan
Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n.
Looks like you've been lucky. --Bashir
Looks like you've been up for awhile. - Beverly
Looks like your suffering from C.D.D. - Clue Deficit Disorder.
Looks like your suffering from a bad case of Clue Deficit Disorder.
Looks pretty angry, must have a CHIMP on his shoulder-Tom
Looks pretty butch to me
Looks ripe, but is it JUICY?- Freddy Krueger
Looks to me like a marginally volitile hostige situation, Max. - Sam
Looks uncomputable to me, said Tom haltingly.
Looks, attitude, immaturity, stupidity & naivete.  Need I say more?
LoonFests: where the beer is cold and the women are hot
Looney tunes
Loony as a jay bird.
Looooseeee, you've got some 'splainin' to do!
Looossseeeee! You got some 'splainin' to do!
Loop, Endless:  (noun) See Endless Loop
Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop
Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop. -- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary
Loop:  A series Of Instructions To Be Iterated
Loop:  See Loop
Loop: goto loop
Loop: see embrace, deadly
Loophole, n. - Any law containing more than fifty words contains one
Loopholes in the Constitution are unconstitutional
Loose Yolks Kill Folks - Jersey Egg Enforcement Police
Loose all data on C: (y)es (y)es (y)es ?
Loose all that ugly FAT download a virus TODAY!
Loose bits sink chips.
Loose change on the bureau is community property
Loose chip in the micro processor
Loose chip on the microprocessor board.
Loose it here and you're in a World of hurts !!
Loose lips sink ships.
Loose means you don't see the wall "before" you hit it!
Loose nut on keyboard -- system halted.
Loose that ugly FAT!  Download a trojan today!
Loose weight on the 48-hour Scotch and soda diet!
Loose weight with my patented Cage of Thigh-Eating Wolverines.
Loose weight with my patented Industrial Drain Cleaner Enema.
Loose wire to headset/ringer
Loosen a few more bars & we're outta the credits - Mike
Loosen a few more bars and we're outta the credits! -- Nelson
Loosen the handles on the drawers of your bosses desk
Loosen up, Dataman! Sorry Jaunty, your stretch isn't up yet.
Loosen up, baby, I'm in love with you.
Loot and pillage, WHILE you're playing hockey.
Loot, Pillage, *THEN* Burn......Stupid hirelings!
Loot, Pillage, THEN Burn!
Loot, pollute and scoot
Looter, n. - A civil riots worker
Looth - A loose tooth
Looting - unconventional shopping.
Looting is just coporate raiding on the consumer level
Looting: unconventional shopping.
Lord #TN#, I should have known.  Only you could be so bold.
Lord #TN#, the battle station plans are not aboard this ship!
Lord @LN@, I should have known.  Only you could be so bold
Lord @LN@, The Stanley Cup is not aboard this ship!
Lord @LN@, the battle station plans are not aboard this ship!
Lord @TOLAST@, I should have known.  Only you could be so bold
Lord @TOLAST@, The Stanley Cup is not aboard this ship!
Lord @TOLAST@, the battle station plans are not aboard this ship!
Lord Baden-Powell -- the person responsible for Scouting.
Lord Baden-Powell might drive a Scout.
Lord Balfour's Contention:  Nothing matters very much, and very&lt;&gt;few things matter at all
Lord Bullitt, The Stanley Cup is not aboard this ship!
Lord Cthulhu, I'd like you to eat - I mean, meet @TO@
Lord Cthulhu, I'd like you to eat - I mean, meet Craig Loewen.
Lord Cthulhu, I'd like you to eat, I mean meet @FN@
Lord Cthulhu, I'd like you to eat, I mean meet Black death
Lord Cthulhu, I'd like you to eat, I mean meet David.
Lord Cthulhu, I'd like you to eat, er, meet Jim.
Lord Falkland's Rule: When it is not necessary to make a
Lord Flashheart: "You should treat your aircraft like you treat your woman
Lord Give Me Chastity - She's Cute.
Lord Kur, before your sward I see - The house of death is opening.
Lord Magician, the King would like to see you. - General Badaxe
Lord Morrolan, I must insist. - Lady Norathar e'Lanya
Lord Of The Flies  - By Beelze Bul
Lord Orville, I should have known. Only you could be so bold.
Lord Orville, the battle station plans are not aboard this ship!
Lord Pain/In/Neck
Lord Stanley's address correction: Broad & Pattison
Lord Tunderin' Jesus!
Lord Vader,the Romulan Warbird has destroyed all our TIE Interceptors!
Lord Vader..I should've known
Lord dyin'!
Lord give me chastity -  but not yet. - Saint Augustine
Lord give me chastity - but not yet.
Lord give me chastity - but not yet.  Saint Augustine
Lord give me chastity - she's cute.
Lord give me chastity....  but not just now!
Lord give me patience... But Hurry! - Heinlein
Lord give me patience... But Hurry! - Lazarus Long
Lord give me patience......But Hurry!
Lord have mercy on the working man.
Lord knows, you upset the Scots, you're likely to get kilt
Lord knows, you upset the Scots, you're likely to get kilt. &lt;jms&gt;
Lord let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me
Lord of Amber, why do you strive with me? &lt;demon&gt;
Lord only knows.  And he won't tell
Lord save me from those that can't take a typo at face value
Lord save me from your followers.
Lord take me downtown, I'm just lookin' for some tush
Lord what fools these mortals be! -Shakespeare
Lord you got to rock on/Got to rock steady   Todd Rundgren 
Lord's Gym - His pain, your gain
Lord, I'm much to young to feel this damn old
Lord, Please, dont take the girl.
Lord, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies. -- Charles D'Hericault
Lord, don't let this doofus atheist croak
Lord, give me Chastity - she's cute.
Lord, give me chastity. But not yet. - St. Augustine
Lord, give me patience & do it right NOW !!
Lord, give me patience... and I need it NOW!
Lord, give me patience... right now!
Lord, give me patienceand I need it NOW!
Lord, give me strength to turn this machine off.
Lord, grant me chastity - but not yet.
Lord, grant me patience, NOW!!!
Lord, grant me patience, but first
Lord, grant me patience. I want it right now!
Lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm trying the best that I can.
Lord, let me get through today and I shall not fear tomorrow.
Lord, make me chaste - but not yet. - St Augustine
Lord, please bless @N@
Lord, please let RIME work smoothly just this once
Lord, protect me from those to whom You speak directly.
Lord, prove winning the lottery won't spoil me!
Lord, the battle station plans are not aboard this ship!
Lord, we are not thankless, only carless in giving thanks.
Lord, what fools these mortals be !  -- Shakespeare
Lord, what fools these mortals be!
Lord, what fools these mortals be!  -- William Shakespeare, "A Midsummer-Night's Dream"
Lord, what fools these tagliners be ! -- Tagspeare
Lordy day! I should have known.  Only you could be so bold.
Lore Borg. Hugh Borg. Presenting...Pepsi Lite Borg!
Lore Borgs: We do it our way. We will destroy you and your way.
Lore is a real son of a glitch.
Lore is no longer functioning, sir. --Data
Lore promised clarity and purpose. --Hugh
Lore suddenly attacked me and I had to turn him off. - Lore as Data
Lore to Data: Father always liked you best!
Lore used a Pentium, that's why he was faulty!
Lore's only feeding you the negative ones. --La Forge
Lore's software was developed my Microsoft.
Lore, I must deactivate you now. --Data
Lore:  Takes a licking and keeps on twitching.
Lore; the Borg Pentium
Loreena Bobbit - Ah, now there's a warrior's woman
Loreena Bobbitt,  now there's a warrior's woman - Worf
Lorena Bobbit Virus - Turns a 5¬ H/D into a 3« floppy!
Lorena Bobbit Virus: turns your computer's hard drive into a floppy.
Lorena Bobbit for surgeon general!
Lorena Bobbit in Germany: Choppenderweinerhoffen
Lorena Bobbit of Borg - All penises shall be assimilated.
Lorena Bobbit set up the rules for TAGLINES.
Lorena Bobbit wants 1/2 of everything in the divorce sett
Lorena Bobbit went off half cocked, and so did her husband
Lorena Bobbit's Circumcision Service - open 24 hours.
Lorena Bobbit, Mohel from Hell
Lorena Bobbit:  "His evidence won't stand up in court."
Lorena Bobbitt DID want sex that night!  She just wanted it "To GO".
Lorena Bobbitt Got off - The Evidence wouldn't stand up in court!
Lorena Bobbitt bobbed *it* and lobbed *it*. (Poor John!)
Lorena Bobbitt bobbed John Bobbitt's banger.
Lorena Bobbitt brings a whole new meaning to "whacko"
Lorena Bobbitt ended John Bobbitt's coming and going!
Lorena Bobbitt for Surgeon General.
Lorena Bobbitt in Germany: Choppenderwienerhoffen.
Lorena Bobbitt is the new spokesperson for GINSU knifes!
Lorena Bobbitt of Borg - All penises shall be assimilated.
Lorena Bobbitt really knows how to carve a turkey.
Lorena Bobbitt set up the rules for TAGLINES!
Lorena Bobbitt sure knows how to carve a turkey!
Lorena Bobbitt thinks "Nightmare on Elm St." is a training film.
Lorena Bobbitt virus: Turns your 5.25" hard disk into a 3.5" floppy.
Lorena Bobbitt wants 1/2 of everything in the divorce settlement.
Lorena Bobbitt was killed in a traffic accident. Some dick cut her off!
Lorena Bobbitt went off half cocked, and so did her husband.
Lorena Bobbitt works for TCI - she just loves cutting cable.
Lorena Bobbitt's Circumcision Service - open 24 hours.
Lorena Bobbitt's favorite drink - Slice!
Lorena Bobbitt's film: "Honey, I Shrunk the Kid Maker!"
Lorena Bobbitt's making a movie:  "Indecent Disposal."
Lorena Bobbitt's new Book: 50 ways to CLEAVE your lover.
Lorena Bobbitt's new film: "Honey, I Shrunk the Kid Maker
Lorena Bobbitt's trial could end up with a HUNG jury.
Lorena Bobbitt's trial has begun!  More Taglines needed!
Lorena Bobbitt--new spokesperson for the Ginsu Knife Comp
Lorena Bobbitt: Our next Surgeon General.
Lorena Bobbitt: She's got his whole gland in her hand.
Lorena Bobbitts new Book: 50 ways to CLEAVE your lover.
Lorena bobbed it
Lorena cut off John Bobbitt's access because he wasn't funny.
Lorena is crazy; while John Bobbitt is only NUTS!
Lorena to Tonya: Here, smack Nancy with 'this'
Lorena's "temporary insanity": I'm buying a Stainless Steel Codpiece!
Lorena's one date I'd leave AT THE DOOR, if I were you!!
Lorena, I said take a LITTLE off the top!
Lorenna Bobbit was killed in a car accident.  Some dick cut her off! *
Loretta Lynn in "Co-Pilot's Daughter" - Tom
Loretta Lynn in `Co-Pilot's Daughter'. -- Tom Servo
Lorezna Giada Alessandra I love you -- L7
Lori ¯ Wanted: Rich man with poor eyesight & lousey lawyer
Lori's lips say "NO" but her eyes say "TIE ME UP!"
Lorrena Bobbit fan club..No MEMBERship required!
Los Angeles Pachyderms - By L.A. Funt
Los Angeles billboards advise businesses to relocate out of Calif!
Los Angeles seasons: Fire, Flood, Smog, and Earthquake
Los Angeles, Ca: A law prohibits feeding pigeons in Pershing Square
Los Angeles, Ca: It's illegal to poke a turkey to see how tender it is
Los Angeles:  Seventeen suburbs in search of a city.
Los Angeles: Where you check the air with a dipstick
Los Lobos with Steve Allen on bass - Joel on goofy band
Lose Faith In Skepticism!
Lose a few, lose a few
Lose all hope when your taglines make no sense to you.
Lose magnificently, or not at all. - H. Anderson
Lose my leg?  None of my suits will fit! * Cat
Lose not thy airspeed lest the ground rise up and smite thee!
Lose not thy airspeed, lest the earth rise and smite thee.
Lose not thy airspeed, lest the ground smite thee!
Lose some life but gain more insight, get into Comms!
Lose that ugly FAT! Download a trojan today!
Lose the Ringo hat! -- Joel Robinson
Lose ugly fat now...cut off your head!
Lose weight - eat stuff you hate.
Lose weight - put a scale in front of the 'fridge
Lose weight now!  Move to Russia
Lose weight: leave Mesklin
Lose without excuses.
Lose your duckie in the shower, Frank? - Trapper
Lose your mind in 20 minutes or less - read DSZ.DOC
Loser: Calls mens room wall phone number. Dial-a-Prayer!
Loser: Guy who plays Monopoly and gets mugged on Boardwalk.
Loser: Person who finds ingenious ways to be stupid.
Loser:Guy who plays Monopoly and is mugged on Broadwalk
Losers!  Losers!  L-whosers! -- Ace Ventura
Loseth not thy airspeed, lest the ground smite thee
Losing Lottery tickets sold here.
Losing is not good, so I'll let you do it. -NO FEAR
Losing makes winning worthwhile
Losing messages? ... That Fido, he be one HUNGRY puppy!
Losing messages? Blame the Fidonet black hole!
Losing messages? That Fido, he be one HUNGRY puppy!
Losing one's mind in "Taglines" is absurd!
Losing the nomination, Buchanan retired to his bunker & shot himself.
Losing weight:  The triumph of mind over platter
Losing your drivers' license is God saying "Walk!"
Losing your drivers' license is just God's way of saying "BOOGA, BOOGA!"
Losing your drivers' license is simply God's way of sayin
Losing your drivers' license is simply God's way of saying 'BOOGA, BOOGA!'
Losing your touch, eh Crow? - Tom
Losing your wife can be hard. Sometimes, it's almost impossible
Lost - NO! Locationally Challenged - YES!
Lost - One Tagline - old, but very cuddly.
Lost ... Hell, what would ever make you think a thing like that?
Lost Barney Album: Barney's favorite sailor songs
Lost Carrier? That's OK, I didn't want to land anyway!
Lost Chains:  Euphoria Experienced By The Recently Divorced
Lost Electricity Reclamation Agency.
Lost Episodes : Patrick Stewart as the Doctor.
Lost On The Wild, Wild Sea... (Sting)
Lost One Round But The Prize Wasn't ANYTHING
Lost are those who trust the Liar, Satan's son I'm born of fire!
Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.
Lost children of the Universe
Lost episode: "Doctor Who and the YATI"
Lost gold may be found, time lost is gone forever.
Lost her virginity?  Hope she kept the box it came in
Lost illusions are truths discovered
Lost in a romance , wilderness of pain and all the childr
Lost in a romance , wilderness of pain and all the children are insane
Lost in computer hell
Lost in the 50's with Rush Limbaugh as navigator.
Lost in the Supermarket.
Lost in the desert/I stumbled on piles of SPAM/No key to be seen
Lost in the ozone again
Lost in thought?  It must be unfamiliar terratory for you
Lost in time ... and lost in space ... and meaning
Lost in time and space
Lost in time over the generations.
Lost interest?  It's so bad I've lost apathy.
Lost interest?  Things are so bad that I've lost apathy
Lost interest? It's so bad I've even lost apathy!
Lost my attorney friend, couldn't afford $100/hr
Lost my coping saw, and I can't cope.
Lost my eye in Minbari head butting competition.
Lost my fret saw, but I won't fret.
Lost my tagline files, what do I do now?
Lost parents inquire here for children
Lost souls of the dead form legions that burst through Hell's Gates
Lost tagline, if found return to @FN@
Lost time is never found again
Lost time is never found again -- Benjamin Franklin
Lost time is never found again, unless the refs check the replay!
Lost your cat?  Look under my tires.
Lost your cat?  Try looking under my tires
Lost your cat? Look on my tires!
Lost your cat? Look under my tires.
Lost your cat?....Check my tires
Lost, unfocused ?  Hey, the 6pm "news" will be happy to fill the void!
Lost:  Small poodle.  reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
Lost: Ability To Cope - Please Send Help!
Lost: Husky... neutered, like one of the family.
Lost: Small lame, blind dog Named Lucky.
Lost: Son of God. If found, please return to nearest fundie.
Lost: gray and white female cat.  Answers to electric can opener
Lost: one tagline - old, but very cuddly.
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of
Lost?  No, just exploring unmapped dirt roads, dear
Lost? try Hari Krishna (Muppet movie running gag)
Lot of betwixt other stuff & foresoothing - Tom
Lot of betwixt other stuff and foresoothing... -- Tom Servo
Lot of brooding going on here - Crow
Lot of brooding going on here... -- Crow T. Robot
Lot of sexual tension, though - Crow on chase scene
Lot to God: "SALT I've got - POPCORN I need!
Lot's Of People Make Cartoons That Can't Draw! - Stimpy.
Lot's of Laughs!  Great Animation! (what were we talking about?)
Lot's of bugs fixed in this version !!!
Lot's of fun folks, some great parties: you won't want to miss it!!!
Lot's of times, the mind gets in the way. - Dred Alistorr
Lot's wife wishes she only "asked" for the salt.*
Lothario of Lousy - The Host on Dr. Forrester
Lots Of Laughs By Joe Kinn
Lots of Excitement - By Hugh N. Cry
Lots of ants do the same jobs Ä they're redundANT
Lots of beef and oceans of grog. (Navy)
Lots of cats & no litter boxes means many catasstrophies.
Lots of comedians have people they mimic. I mimic my shadow.- sw
Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic.  I mimic my shadow. - Steven Wright
Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow. - sw
Lots of dates, yeh - TV's Frank
Lots of files... - Mulder   Lots and LOTS of files... - Scully
Lots of folks are forced to skimp to support a government that won't
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. -- Frank Hubbard
Lots of girls can be had for a song.  Unfortunately, it often turns out to be the wedding march
Lots of guys face multiple paternity suits
Lots of hackers DO IT sloooooooowwwwwwwwllllllllyyyyyyyy.
Lots of hey nonny nonny, and blood all over the place.
Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes.
Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes. - Edith Keeler
Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes. -- Edith Keeler, "The City on the Edge of Forever",
Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle, sometimes. - Keeler
Lots of people have "gift of gab".Unfortunately,very few know how to wrap it up
Lots of people have died and gone on to do really really well.
Lots of people have the "gift of gab". Unfortunately, very few of them know how to wrap it up
Lots of people here who don't have both oars in the water
Lots of people know a good thing when someone else sees it first
Lots of people make sense, I want to make $$$
Lots of people think they're charitable if they give away their old clothes and things they don't want. - Myrtle Reed
Lots of people would love to work for Bill Clinton--like gravediggers
Lots of people, they try so hard, they can't hear the music. - MSCL
Lots of sweets, stuffed within, quickly add another chin.
Lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches
Lots of things are easy when you know the answer
Lots of things with 'ion' at the end! - Crow sings
Lots of things work the first time, for sufficiently small values of "lots"
Lots to talk about, lots to explain. --Merik
Lotsa Luck - By Bess Twishes
Lotsa Luck: Bess Twishes
Lotta cars in here - Crow
Lotta goofin' off in the undercover business... -- Tom Servo
Lotta goofin'off in the undercover business - Tom
Lotta paper work in the other dimension! - Crow
Lotta white trash down there - Crow on aerial view
Lotta white trash down there... -- Crow T. Robot
Lotteries - you have to play to lose
Lotteries are a tax on the arithmetically impaired.
Lottery (n) A tax on people who are bad at math.
Lottery \'laHt-e-reE, 'laH-treE\ n Stupidity tax
Lottery is a tax on those who are bad at math.
Lottery:  A tax on people who don't understand statistics!
Lottery:  Stupdity Tax
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Lottery: a tax on people who don't understand statistics.
Lotto funds to the schools is a template for cutbacks of
Lotto players are purgatory bent
Lotto players will need to wear out several Rosaries
Lotto, is a tax on stupidity
Lotto: A tax on people who are bad at math!
Lotto: A tax on people who are bad at statistics!
Lotto: All it takes is a tagline and a dream.
Lottory: A tax on people who don't understand statistics
Lotus 3-2-1: The Spreadsheet For Dyslexics.
Lotus 6-6-6 - spreadsheet of the beast
Lotus executives do not wear Look & Feel T shirts.
Lotus for Windows - No longer a mess, now a GUI mess!
Lotus users do it in their Spread-Sheets
Lou Grant:   Mary Tyler Moore-gasms
Lou-WHO-ser! - Ace Ventura
Loud Is Good. Fast is Better. Fast and Loud is Best!
Loud and proud
Loud burping while walking around the airport is prohibited in Halstead, Kansas
Loud pipes save lifes!!!
LoudIsGood FastisBetter FastandLoudisBest!
Louder than Sam Kinnison.
Louie, Lou-ai, ohhh, bay-bee...--O'Brien
Louis Armstrong: The great Cat of the South
Louis Farrakahn's nightmare? Circumcision by angry Jews w/rusty tools.
Louis Farrakhan is a black version of George Lincoln Rockwell.
Louis picked up the apple, which was really Mrs. Gorf, and ate it.
Louis, I'm so glad you're here. - Lestat
Louis, put the kettle on, the kettle on, the kettle on, Louis put the kettle on, kettle on NOW
Louise is about as subtle as a lead pipe.
Louise is about as subtle as a lead pipe.
Louise, dump the milk! The cat drinks unleaded from now on!
Louisiana -- Crawfish Capital of the World
Louisiana has the best politicians money can buy.
Louisiana road sign: Trash is not bayou-degradable.
Louisiana winters are "Gumbo Weather".
Louisiana wiped out by tornados.  Kansas wiped out by Tammy.
Louisiana's state bird is the mosquito!
Louisiana:  It is against the law to gargle in public
Louisiana:  It is illegal to drive barefoot
Louisiana: It is against the law to gargle in public.
Louisiana: It is illegal to drive barefoot.
Louisiana: The reason why inbreeding is illegal.
Louisianans do it differently.  ("Big Easy" -- Dennis Quaid)
Louisianians DO IT differently
Louisianians do it bayoutifully.
Louisianians do it differently. (Big Easy -- Dennis Quaid).
Lousiana woman, Mississippi Man
Lousy American Cars  - By G. M. Clunker
Lousy Dodgers  -  Garibaldi
Lousy logic is a lot more palatable if you sloganize it.
Lousy piece of Cardassian CRAP!!!--O'Brien
Lousy teachers, trying to palm off our kids on us! - Homer
Lovable Harlequin! I am Harlequin! - Dr. F
Love  is a many splendered thing "different singers"
Love & Trust: Oral sex between cannibals.
Love & scandal are coffee's best sweeteners.
Love 'em and leave 'em? Not if you can love 'em right!
Love - An island of emotion entirely surrounded by expenses
Love - a grave mental disease.&lt;Plato&gt;
Love - like a tender plant, when properly nourished becomes sturdy
Love - urge on the verge of merge.
Love -- An island of emotion entirely surrounded by expen
Love -- a grave mental disease
Love -- a grave mental disease --  Plato
Love -- a grave mental disease.
Love -- the last of the serious diseases of childhood
Love 1 Another (the 11th Commandment)
Love America - or give it back.
Love And Beauty Shock! - Sailor Venus
Love At First Sight, I know this can't be happening
Love BlueWave, just wish CEC communicated with registered users!
Love God and do what you will.--St. Augustine
Love God. Love thy neighbor. All else is -commentary-
Love Gun -- KISS
Love IS what it's cracked up to be
Love In Chains -- Paul Stanley
Love Is Stronger Than Justice... Love Is A Big Fat River In Flood
Love Is Stronger Than Justice... Love Is Thicker Than Blood
Love Kats? They spit on thier hands and rub it all over!
Love NASCAR racing?  AREAFIX NASCAR echo today!!!
Love Sees Through a Telescope - Not a Microscope !!
Love Slave to Apple-y Funky Spunky Junkie Woo Woo. - Dodger
Love Thy Neighbor. Just Don't Get Caught!!
Love Thy Neighbour - But don't get caught. - Heinlein
Love Thy Neighbour - But don't get caught. - L. Long
Love Your Mother Earth:  Honor Biological Diversity
Love a drive in the country, don't you? - 007 (F.Y.E.O.)
Love a hand that meets your own and causes some sensation.
Love a hand that touches your's and causes some sensation.
Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled
Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled. - Harlan Ellison
Love ain't what you feel. Its what you've lived through.
Love all, serve all and let peace be at your table
Love all, trust a few
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - Shakespeare
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks
Love an older person today.
Love and Friends are the best things in life.
Love and Trust: Oral sex between cannibals.
Love and a cough cannot be hid. - George Herbert
Love and do what you will. - St. Augustine
Love and dying have been my life. - Roland
Love and friendship are profoundly personal, selfish values.
Love and kisses Lord F'tang F'tang Olay Biscuit Barrel
Love and life are deep, maybe as his skies are wide
Love and marriage go together like a ball and chain.
Love and marriage, goes together like a horse and carriage
Love and marriage, love and marri @#$% NO CARRIER
Love and mercy, that's what you need tonight
Love and pain become one and the same in the eyes of a wounded child.
Love and peace flash through my mind, pain and hate are all I find
Love and potatoes both spring from the eyes.
Love and scandal are coffee's best sweeteners.
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
Love and trust: Oral sex between cannibals.
Love and you will be loved, and you will be able to do all that you could not do unloved. - Marques de Santillana
Love at first sight can become murder at the second.
Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the world has ever seen
Love blinds us to faults, hatred to virtues.
Love breaks the heart. Hate makes it stronger -Aleister Crowly
Love brings the blessings that two hearts can share.
Love builds the bridges, but pride builds the walls.
Love built as beauty, soon as beauty, dies. -- John Donne
Love can damage more than you can heal with drinking.
Love can hope where reason would despair.  Lord Lyttleton
Love can stomp on a dime.
Love can walk through fire without blinking.
Love cannot be bought except with love. - John Steinbeck
Love cannot be defined in a single word.
Love cannot be much younger than the lust for murder
Love cannot be taught to an attacking assailant
Love cannot be taught to an attacking assailant. - Ed Parker of Kempo
Love cats?  They spit on their hands and rub it all over!
Love causes blindness.
Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret. - Aphra Behn
Love comes - in spurts!
Love comes calling in the middle of the night.
Love comes for you, and you follow.
Love comes from blindness, friendship from knowledge
Love comes in spurts!
Love comes in spurts.  --Devo, "Please Please"
Love comes to you, and then after
Love conquers all things but poverty and toothache.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. - Mae West.
Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)
Love conquers all, hate destroys all
Love conquers all...except poverty and toothaches.
Love created me like itself.
Love cums in spurts.
Love does much but money does more
Love does not dominate, it cultivates.
Love does not make the world go around, just up and down a bit
Love doesn't drop into your lap, you have to force it there. - 3rd Rock
Love doesn't know how to subtract, it only knows how to add.
Love doesn't make the world go 'round...It just makes the ride
Love doesn't make the world go around, just up and down!
Love doesn't make the world go round -- it makes the ride worthwhile.
Love doesn't subtract - it multiplies. - RAH
Love doesn't subtract - it multiplies. - RAH
Love doesn't subtract D it multiplies. - Robert A. Heinlein
Love doesn't subtract--it multiplies. -Heinlein
Love every song sung in lightness and laughter... -Jarreau
Love finds a way, indifference finds excuses.
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx
Love for life is my affliction- Al Jarreau
Love freedom? Want the best for the US? Call 1/800/Go Pat Go!
Love gets too complicated when you involve a second person
Love gets you through times of no sex better than sex through times of no love.
Love gives itself, it is not bought.
Love gives itself, it is not bought.
Love got a hold on me, ain't no doubt.
Love grows best in Little Houses. With fewer walls to seperate.
Love happens to men and women who don't know each other
Love has a hundred gentle ends.&lt;Leonora Speyer&gt;
Love has always been one of my fave subjects!
Love has multiple personalities.
Love has no other desire than to fulfil itself. - Gibran
Love has reasons that reason knows not. - St. Augustine
Love has to got to stop some place short of suicide.
Love hurts - John Bobbitt
Love implies anger. The man who is angered by nothing cares about nothing. - Edward Abbey
Love in an elevator, living it up while I'm goin' down
Love in its essence is spiritual fire. -Swedenborg
Love in this part of the world is no sinecure. -Byron
Love inna elevator!  Living it up while I'm going down
Love is ..... Never having to say .... I'm Sorry !!!!!!!
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough?!" 
Love is Blonde!
Love is Blonde!
Love is Grand!  (Divorce is about twenty grand)
Love is Grand.  Divorce is Fifty Grand!
Love is Grand... Divorce is Twenty Grand...
Love is King of emotion, stronger than you and so much deeper
Love is Law, Love under Will.
Love is Law. Lust is a subordinate clause!
Love is Nature's way of saying you're too happy.
Love is Tender and knows no gender.
Love is a battlefield.. - Pat Benatar
Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination
Love is a desire of the whole being to be united to some other being.
Love is a device invented by bank managers to make us ove
Love is a disease of the nymph glands
Love is a fickle thing.  Garfield
Love is a flickering flame. Marriage is a flickering television.
Love is a four letter word.
Love is a four letter word.
Love is a fruit in season at all times, within reach of every hand.
Love is a game in which one always cheats. - Honoré de Balzac
Love is a grave mental disease.
Love is a grave mental disease.  -Plato
Love is a great beautifier.&lt;Alcott&gt;
Love is a great beautifier.<Alcott>
Love is a hole in the heart.
Love is a kind of warfare. - Ovid
Love is a kind of warfare. - Ovid, 43BC - 18 AD
Love is a long term investment, not a quick return loan!
Love is a lot like war: Easy to start but hard to finish+
Love is a matter of chemistry
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of phy
Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is all physics.
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
Love is a matter of chemistry: Sex is Physics
Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.
Love is a miracle.   &lt;George Segal&gt;
Love is a miracle.   George Segal
Love is a mutual misunderstanding
Love is a pain. I should have known that
Love is a passion that hath friends in the garrison. -- Savile
Love is a passion which kindles honor into noble acts. - John Dryden
Love is a promise, love is a souvenir
Love is a sentimental case of the measles
Love is a sickness that slows down your career.
Love is a sickness that slows your career and makes you s
Love is a sickness that slows your career and makes you spend all your $
Love is a temple, love a higher law.
Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage
Love is a typhoon & besides my dad's a tycoon -Crow sings
Love is a very catching virus
Love is addicting, let's either outlaw it, or tax it!
Love is all people need and music sets the sick ones free
Love is all we need; of course, a little lust doesn't hurt!
Love is all you need
Love is all you need; that, and a little lust.
Love is all, you nerd
Love is always better the second time around
Love is always good medicine.
Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm
Love is an attempt to change a piece of a dream world into reality.
Love is an ecstasy, but sex is an appetite.
Love is an emotion experienced by many & enjoyed by few.
Love is an ever-fixed mark that looks on tempests and is never shaken.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry
Love is an expression and assertion of self-esteem.
Love is an hourglass with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. -- Goethe
Love is an interspecies phenonomena.
Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired. - Robert Frost
Love is an obsessive delusion curable by marriage
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. -- Dr. Karl Bowman
Love is being stupid together.
Love is being stupid together. - Calvin
Love is being stupid together. -- Paul Valery
Love is being willing to share your toothbrush with someone else.
Love is best with strangers..they don't criticise
Love is blind & lingerie makes great braille. Feel Me!
Love is blind - Marriage is the eye opener!
Love is blind and lingerie makes great braille. Feel Me!
Love is blind but Latinum doesn't argue
Love is blind but desire doesn't give a good goddam. -- James Thurber
Love is blind but like is just too freaked out to see straight.
Love is blind but lust is deaf
Love is blind but reason, like marriage, is an eye-opener.
Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes
Love is blind, but lust is deaf.
Love is blind, but marriage is an eye opener.
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight
Love is blind, deaf, and walks with a limp.
Love is blind, especially love at first sight
Love is blind, just like party loyality
Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.
Love is blind, so I read lingerie in Braille..
Love is blind, to everything except fat.
Love is blind--marriage is the eye opener.
Love is blind.  Lust has 20/20 vision.
Love is blind.  Lust isnt!' - D. Giovani
Love is blind. And when you get married you get your eyesight
Love is blind. Get married and get your eyesight back
Love is blind. Lust has 20/20 vision.
Love is blind. Lust isn't! - D. Giovani
Love is blindness I don't want to see --U2
Love is blonde.
Love is chemistry, sex is physics
Love is cool - The Tick
Love is cuddling on a sofa. Marriage is deciding on a sofa. 
Love is deaf as well as blind, that's it!  --Merlin
Love is deaf as well as blind, that's it!  --Merlin
Love is deaf as well as blind... and walks with a limp.  -SLR
Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant. Marriage is Chinese take-out. 
Love is drowning in a deep well --U2
Love is drowning in a deep well --U2
Love is eating her even when she's not having her period
Love is eternal.    &lt;Clifton Webb&gt;
Love is eternal.    Clifton Webb
Love is everything
Love is fleeting, herpes is forever, AIDS is fatal.
Love is flower-like. Friendship is a sheltering tree. --Coleridge
Love is foolish ... but I still might try it sometime.
Love is free love me say hell yes-Red Hot Chili Peppers
Love is good, love is golden, love is made in the back of a HOLDEN
Love is good, unless you're playing tennis
Love is grand ... Divorce is twenty grand
Love is grand!.....Divorce is still about twenty grand!
Love is grand, but divorce is twenty grand!
Love is grand.  Divorce, fifty grand
Love is grand.  Divorce, twenty grand.
Love is grand. Divorce is 200 grand!
Love is grand. Divorce is fifty grand!
Love is grand..Divorce is 200 grand!
Love is grand;  divorce 20 grand
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand
Love is helping to choose a present for her boyfriend.
Love is here/Here to stay/Don't be sad/One more day..-Randy Stonehill
Love is in a touch, a look, not in mere words. Words lie, hearts heal
Love is in a touch, a look; words lie, hearts cannot
Love is in a touch,a look, not in mere words. Words lie, hearts cannot
Love is in the offing, be affectionate to one who adores you.
Love is in the offing, said the homicidal maniac.
Love is in the offing.  -- The Homicidal Maniac
Love is in the offing.  Be affectionate to one who adores you
Love is just a passing fanny.
Love is just for now ... herpes lasts forever
Love is just temporary insanity, curable by marriage
Love is lending her your set of teeth in the restaurant.
Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important.
Love is like a baseball game, four balls and you walk.
Love is like a baseball game, three strikes and you're out.
Love is like a baseball game: four balls and you walk.
Love is like a baseball game: three strikes and you're out.
Love is like a door: first it's swinging, then there's a catch!
Love is like a flower. It shortly dies
Love is like a pair of socks - you must have two and they
Love is like a pair of socks - you must have two and they have to match
Love is like a photo - It develops in the dark.
Love is like a poisonous mushroom - you don't know if it is the real thing until it is too late
Love is like a solitary carrot in a puddle of treacle.
Love is like a song and if you sing -- Smashing Pumpkins
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. --Jules Renard, writer [1864-1910]
Love is like an hourglass: the heart fills up, the brain gets empty.
Love is like an hourglass: the heart fills up, the brain gets empty.
Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it. - Anthony Trollope
Love is like linen often chang'd, the sweeter. - Phineas Fletcher
Love is like marmalade - both sweet and bitter at the same time
Love is like measles; we all have to go through it. -Jerome
Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and VERY important
Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.  --Dorothy Parker, author  [1893-1967]
Love is like socks: better with two, and they should match
Love is like socks: better with two, and they should match
Love is like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life.
Love is like the measles: you only get it once.   &lt;Howard Keel&gt;
Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. -- Jerome K. Jerome
Love is like war: easy to begin, but very hard to stop.
Love is like wildflowers - found in the most unlikely places
Love is losing your appetite. Marriage is losing your figure.
Love is man's illusion, that one woman differs from another
Love is man's illusion, that one woman differs from another
Love is more than gold or great riches. -Lydgate
Love is nature's Second Sun.
Love is nature's way of saying you are too happy
Love is never asking why?
Love is never jealous or envious. Tell THAT to my Girlfriend!
Love is not a four letter word (The 'g' is silent).
Love is not a possession, but a growing entity.
Love is not blind - it sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less. - Will Moss
Love is not blind, but sometimes it looks the other way
Love is not enough, but is sure helps.
Love is not enough.  It is much too pliable.  Too yielding.
Love is not getting, but giving.&lt;Joanna Field&gt;
Love is not having to write your own Taglines
Love is not in our choice, but in our fate. - Dryden
Love is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds
Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds... -Shakespeare
Love is not only something you feel, it is something you do.
Love is not only something you feel.  It is something you do. - David Wilkerson
Love is not purchased, and affection has no price. -St. Gerome
Love is not purchased; affection has no price.
Love is not something you feel, it is something you do
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin -- it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. -- S.J. Perelman
Love is not the only thing...it's the BEST thing!
Love is not wishing.  Love is work
Love is nothing more than sentimental measles
Love is of chemistry, sex is of physics.
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.--W. Somerset Maugham
Love is only chatter, Friends are all that matter
Love is only chatter, Friends are all that matter
Love is only for the lucky and the strong
Love is our best hope for peace.
Love is powerful, but sensitive, use with aggresion !!!
Love is propaganda for propagation
Love is pure chemistry, but sex is applied physics
Love is reckless. Let's get reckless tonight.
Love is sentimental measles.
Love is sharing!
Love is simple:  It's what you are all about
Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent Van Gough
Love is staying up all night with a sick child, or a healthy adult
Love is still and sweat remains a cherished gift unselfish feeling
Love is strange ÄÄ if you know what you're doing
Love is sufficient unto love. - Kahlil Gibran
Love is talking about having children. Marriage is talking about getting away from children. 
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert Heinlein
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert Heinlein
Love is the River of Life in this world.
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions
Love is the art of assisting nature
Love is the crocodile on the river of desire. - Bhartrihari, 570-651AD
Love is the crocodile on the river of desire. -- Bhartihari
Love is the delusion that one man differs from another.
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - Henry Louis Mencken
Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real. - Iris Murdoch
Love is the exploding cigar we all willingly smoke -E Jong
Love is the flower; Marriage, the fruit; Children, the pits
Love is the glue that holds the universe together
Love is the greatest gift one person can give to another
Love is the law, love under will
Love is the law-Love under will. Fra.Perdurabo
Love is the meaning of life, life is the meaning of love
Love is the morning and the evening star.   &lt;Burt Lancaster&gt;
Love is the most important thing on earth
Love is the most subtle form of self-interest.
Love is the mother of everything. - Mevlana
Love is the one thing money can't buy.
Love is the only fairytale that ENDS with "Once upon a time"
Love is the only game never postponed on account of darkness
Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness.
Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness. -- M. Hirschfield
Love is the only human emotion that cannot be controlled. - Rush Limbaugh
Love is the only law I know
Love is the password of the universe, Jesus wrote it!
Love is the process of my leading you gently back to yourself. -- Saint Exupery
Love is the rhythm of 2 hearts beatin' poundin' out a message
Love is the strongest message or belief you can spread or release.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.  -- H. L. Mencken
Love is the triumph of the groin over the brain.
Love is the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise
Love is thicker than most bodily membranes, but not as sticky. - Tick
Love is too young to know what conscience is.  &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
Love is tough but life is tougher.  --The Rutles
Love is truely the tie that binds.
Love is two minutes and fifty-two seconds of squishy sounds. -- Johnny Rotten
Love is unselfish, understanding, and kind.
Love is usually 4-ever
Love is waiting for you, but you might need to wait until tomorrow.
Love is what goes on while you're NOT horny.
Love is what goes on while you're NOT horny.
Love is what we are born with. M. Williamson
Love is what you've been through with somebody.
Love is what you've been through with somebody. -- James Thurber
Love is when everyone knows how you feel about her, but her.
Love is when she looks at him as if he's a coat she can't afford
Love is when you don't have to be with another person to touch them.
Love is yesterday's illusion, today's allusion, and tomorrow's delusion.
Love is, above all, the gift of oneself. - Jean Anouilh
Love is...  Whatever YOU make it!
Love is...a response to one's own values in the person of another.
Love is...never having to say...I'm sorry!!
Love is: Never having to say.. "You've got WHAT!!!"
Love isn't always true, it hurts sometimes.
Love isn't blind, it just has Attention Deficit Disorder.
Love isn't love until you give it away.
Love isn't only blind, it's also deaf, dumb, and stupid
Love israther wanting to be unhappy with her, than without.
Love it or leave it! comes back to haunt right-wingers.
Love it or leave it!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love it!
Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak.
Love keeps the cold out better than the warmest winter clothing.
Love knows how to say, I forgive you!
Love knows no borders
Love knows no bounds or limits.
Love letter are the campaign promises of the heart.
Love letter from  Telecom: "Take me back, PLEASE, I'm begging you!
Love letters are campaign promises of the heart
Love like a screaming flower --U2
Love long and prosper
Love looked me right in the face,then punched me square in the nose- Driss
Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind
Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind.  &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind....
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind;  And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare
Love looks through a telescope; envy through a microscope
Love lost, fire at will, dum-dum bullets and shoot to kill
Love makes a fool of us all.
Love makes a wise man act like a fool.
Love makes fools, marriage cuckolds, and patriotism malevolent imbeciles. -- Paul Leautaud, "Passe-temps"
Love makes the world go 'round, and so does a bump on the head. - Bill Ekstrand
Love makes the world go 'round, with a little help from intrinsic angular momentum
Love makes the world go round and the ride worthwhile
Love makes time pass.  Time makes love pass
Love makes us poets and the approach of death makes us philosophers. - George Santayana
Love makes you do funny things.  It made me get married.
Love many trust few & always paddle your own canoe!
Love may be a matter of chemistry, but sex is all physics
Love may be blind -- but marriage will open your eyes!
Love may be blind, but it can sure find its way around in the dark!
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener
Love may be fleeting but an ex-wife is forever
Love may fail, but courtesy will previal.- Vonnegut fan
Love me gently with a chainsaw!
Love me tender / love me sweet / push me out at 12,000 ft
Love me two times. Once for tommorow. Once just for today.
Love me, love me, say that you love me     - Cardigans
Love me, love my car
Love me, love my dragon.
Love me....love my huskies!
Love me...love my cats!
Love me...love my huskies!
Love means an unlimited charge card!
Love means having to say you're sorry every 5 minutes
Love means never having to say "I'm Sorry"
Love means never having to say "Oh, what's your name again ?"
Love means never having to say "Put down that chainsaw!"
Love means never having to say "honey put down that axe!"
Love means never having to say you're sorry. -- Eric Segal, "Love Story"
Love means never having to say, "Honey, put down that axe!"
Love means never having to say, "Put down that meat cleaver!"
Love means never having to say, "Put down those scissors." 
Love means never winning at tennis.
Love means never winning at tennis.
Love means nothing in tennis
Love means nothing to a tennis player.
Love means telling you why you're sorry.
Love might be blind, but LUST has 20/20 vision!
Love my 386/33 . . . Thank God my wife isn't that fast!
Love never dies.
Love not what you are, but what you may become. - Miguel de Cervantes
Love of Money - The root of all EVIL
Love of Money: the root of all evil, just what girls want: a good root
Love of Power is the root of all politics....
Love of money is root of all evil. For details, send $20
Love of money is the root of all Politicians.
Love of money is the root of all evil. --Proverbs
Love of money is the root of all politics.
Love of money: the root of all evil, just what girls want: good rooting
Love of my life - you've hurt me. - Queen
Love of power is the root of all politics
Love on a coffee table -- a many-splintered thing
Love on a coffee table ... a many a-splintering thing.
Love one another as I have loved You J.Christ
Love our Constitution?  Get ready to defend it!
Love requires risks.
Love seats:  what fanny fanatics do
Love sees no color.
Love sees no faults.
Love sees with the heart and not with the mind.
Love shines like a burning star falling from the sky
Love should be a pleasure, not a torment.
Love someone who doesn't deserve it!
Love sometimes expresses itself in sacrifice
Love sometimes expresses itself in sacrifice. -- Kirk, "Metamorphosis"
Love sometimes expresses itself in sacrifice..Kirk, Metam
Love song dedicated to the ones I hate; the ones who instigate.  --Nickel Bag
Love song; lullaby me to my grave. --Nickel Bag
Love sought is good, but given unsought is better
Love sounds the alarm, and fear is flying. -Gay
Love stinks.
Love stinks...yeah yeah!
Love tells us many things that are not so. -- Krainian Proverb
Love that chewing gum walk! ..Very Wrigley!
Love that stammers is apt to be the love that loves best.&lt;Mistral&gt;
Love the Lord your God with ALL your heart,mind,body,soul
Love the Lord your Godwith all your mind. -- Matthew 22:37
Love the best in your fellows, and never fear the worst.  Bill W
Love the sea?  I dote upon it - from the beach.
Love the sin and the sinner.  -RO
Love the sinner but hate the sin. - St. Augustine
Love the sinner, but hate the sin...
Love the sinner, hate the sin
Love them mousies, mousies what I love to eat
Love they neighbor, but not in public !
Love thine enemies...buy their kid a clarinet.
Love thine enemies...buy their kid a drum.
Love thine enemies...it really pisses them off.
Love those Myrtle Beach days.
Love thrives in the face of all life's hazards, save one - neglect
Love thy neighbor - tune thy piano
Love thy neighbor -- but only when her spouse is out of town.
Love thy neighbor ... just never get caught.
Love thy neighbor as thy self, Am I supposed to jerk him off too?!!!
Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose thy neigborhood carefully.
Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose your neighborhood
Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose your neighborhood. -- Louise Beal
Love thy neighbor just never get caught.
Love thy neighbor! ...especially if she's blonde.
Love thy neighbor, and thy neighbor's wife too; if thou art inclined.
Love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
Love thy neighbor, but don't let her husband catch you.
Love thy neighbor, but keep the hedge in tact.
Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first!
Love thy neighbor, but make sure his wife is away first!
Love thy neighbor, but not in public
Love thy neighbor, but only when the spouse is out of town
Love thy neighbor, but watch out for the spouse!
Love thy neighbor, first make sure husband is not home
Love thy neighbor--but only when their spouse is out of town.
Love thy neighbor.  You never know when your TV will be out of order.
Love thy neighbor. Just DON'T GET CAUGHT!!!!
Love thy neighbor. You never know when your TV will be out of order.
Love thy neighbor:  Tune thy piano.
Love thy neighbor: Mute thy bagpipe
Love thy neighbors, but don't eat them
Love thy neighboryou never know when your TV will break down.
Love thy neighbour - but don't get caught!
Love thy neighbour as thyself. What, jerk him off too?
Love thy neighbour, but be sure her husband is out of town.
Love thy neighbour, but be sure his wife is out of town.
Love thy neighbour, but keep the hedge intact.
Love thy neighbour, but only when her husband is out of town
Love thy neighbour...just don't get caught!
Love to but, I did my own thing and now I must go undo it.
Love to but, I have to floss my cat.
Love to but, I'm getting my overalls overhauled.
Love to but, I'm having my baby shoes bronzed.
Love to but, I'm sandblasting my oven.
Love to but, I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
Love to but, I've dedicated my life to linguine
Love to but, but I'm building a pig from a kit.
Love to but, the last time I went, I never came back.
Love to chat, but I have to return to the ritual sacrifice.
Love to chat, but I must get back to the ritual sacrifice
Love to click them mousies
Love to feel those healin' hands of Anna Lee--the healer!
Love to stay around and chat, but, there's this redhead
Love to, but I have to floss my cat.
Love truth but pardon error.
Love truth, but pardon error. - Voltaire
Love unites, hate divides
Love unites, hate divides. - Empedocles
Love warps the mind a little from the right. -Crabbe
Love watching madness with unalterable mein. -Byron
Love will find a lay. -Robert Byrne
Love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey. - Lord Byron
Love will make you forget time, and time will make you forget love.
Love without jealousy is like Jay Leno without monologue.
Love won't break your heart...it will crush it. -Rollins
Love your Mother...Earth
Love your Tagline! Consider it stolen!
Love your country but *never* trust it's government
Love your enemies -- it makes them so damned mad.
Love your enemies . . . . . . . they hate that!
Love your enemies in case your friends turn out to be bastards.
Love your enemies, bless them that curse you - Matthew 5:44
Love your enemies, but keep your gun oiled
Love your enemies, do good to those that hate you
Love your enemies, it really ticks them off!
Love your enemies----it will drive them nuts
Love your enemies--it makes them so damn mad.
Love your enemies--it really p****s them off!
Love your enemies.  It will make them crazy.
Love your enemies.  It'll drive them crazy!
Love your enemies. It makes them so damn mad
Love your enemies. It'll drive them crazy!
Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy
Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy and in itself the best revenge
Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
Love your enemies. Your friends may turn out to be bastards.
Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.
Love your enemy -- it infuriates him no end.
Love your enemy.  It gets him totally confused!
Love your fellow man in every way the law allows.
Love your kids so they can love!
Love your mother (caption for picture of Earth)
Love your neighbor -- just don't get caught
Love your neighbor as yourself. Lev. 19:18
Love your neighbor but don't get caught.
Love your neighbor, even if she's married!
Love your neighbor: Just don't get caught!
Love your neighbour, yet don't pull down your hedge. -- Benjamin Franklin
Love your suit. -- Hannibal Lector
Love your tagline - mind if I borrow a copy?
Love your tagline!  Consider it stolen!
Love your tagline!  Where'd you steal it?
Love your tagline! Consider it stolen!
Love your tagline... I think I'll adopt it.
Love yourself....What else is more important in life?
Love!????  What's love got to do with marriage?
Love&Peace&LSD
Love's a bitch, baby. Love's a bitch, yes it's crazy.
Love's a chance that we all take.
Love's in need of love today
Love's like the measles, all the worse when it comes late
Love's like the measles, all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold
Love's like the measles, all the worse when it comes late.
Love's meaning lies in oneness.
Love's not just a good idea, it's the Law.
Love's pleasure lasts a moment. -De Florian
Love's sorrow lasts all through life. -De Florian
Love, Honesty, and Compassion are OUR family values.
Love, Truth, and Knowledge: The Three Pillars
Love, You took me by surprise.
Love, built as beauty, soon as beauty, dies. --Donne.
Love, cough, and a smoke, can't well be hid. - Poor Richard's Almanack
Love, friendship, respect, do not unite people as much as a common hatred of something. - Anton Chekhov
Love, half angel half bird, And all that really counts
Love, however expressed, is beautiful.
Love, in its many aspects and forms is truly beautiful!
Love, it's not just a good idea, it's the Law (under Law).
Love, like youth, is wasted on the young.
Love, n. - Never having to say "So who are you?" in the morning
Love, n. - The triumphant twang of bedsprings
Love, one size fits all!
Love, reign o'er me...reign o'er me!
Love, respect, and take care of yourself.
Love, that of every woman's heart will have the whole and not a part
Love, the quest; Marriage, the conquest; Divorce, the inquest.
Love, the sole disease thou canst not cure. - Alexander Pope
Love, you are eternal like springtime. - Juan Ramon Jiminez
Love-Lust 'What's the Difference ?' (at 3 in the morning)
Love-a gift wrapped in ribbons fo thoughtfulness, trimmed with kisses
Love.  Love?  Is it luck?
Love. . . She is Blind, No? - Pep_ LePew
Love:  2 vowels, 2 consonants, and 2 fools.
Love:  A temporary insanity curable by marriage
Love:  The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.
Love:  The word that paints a thousand pictures.
Love:  To place our happiness in the happiness of another.
Love:  Two minds without a single thought.  -Philip Barry
Love:  Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.
Love:  a grave mental disease curable only by marriage--Ambrose Bierce
Love: 2 vowels, 2 consonants, and 2 fools.
Love: A grave mental disease.
Love: A temporary insanity cureable by marriage.
Love: A terrible thing to waste on men ... try it on children
Love: The illusion that one man differs from another.
Love: To place our happiness in the happiness of another.
Love: Two minds without a single thought -Philip Barry
Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.
Love: the best medicine.
Love: the delusion that one woman differs from another.
Love: the quest. Marriage: the conquest. Divorce: the inquest.
Love: the word that paints a thousand pictures.
Love: two minds without a single thought
Love: two vowels, two consonants, two fools.
Love? Strange words. Children, love. Akuta
Lovecraft DOS: Ia! Unspeakably horrible command!
Loved these -- and the one you posted earlier to someone else about Pooh
Loved, become better control, entire hope.  Jake
Lovejoy's a hanging priest - Tom
Lovejoy's a hanging priest. -- Tom Servo
Lovejoy's packed tight in a denim casing - Crow on pants
Lovely & darling! - Tom gushes
Lovely - and so true!
Lovely Angel DOS v1.1: Error reading C:  Abort, Retry, Blow it up!
Lovely Lady Liberty, with her book of recipes!
Lovely Rita meter maid, nothing can come between us.  Ä Beatles
Lovely Rita meter maid, where would I be without you?
Lovely Rita meter maid... - Beatles
Lovely Spam,  Wonderful Spam!
Lovely Stars, Pity when they are gone. -Kosh
Lovely bags of mostly milk
Lovely party, pity I wasn't invited. - Ace Ventura
Lovely place you have here. Decorator cured yet?
Lovely waffles we love - Joel & Bots sing
Lovely, just *bleep*ing lovely
Lovely, lovely, lovely!  Now try screaming, 'Help!' - Drakkenstaln
Lovely. Keeps me busy and relatively thin! - Anna Steven
Lovely. Lovely. Lovely, now try shouting "Help"
Lovely...Fidos' got sucking vortices, and Internet has potholes.
Lover's Leap:  The distance between two beds.
Lovers dangled like jewels for your careless pleasure. --JM
Lovers embrace that which is between them rather than each other.
Lovers turn to poseurs, show up in film exposures
Lovers, they come, and they never go
Lovers: If you're not scaring the cat, you're not doing it right.
Loves horses, and her boyfriend too.
Loving County, Texas: Population 50.  Make a run for the NM border!
Loving Pit Bull ... needs home ... master has died
Loving a perfect stranger, fine; loving an imperfect one, trouble!
Loving allows us to live and through living we grow in loving.&lt;Mandel&gt;
Loving you feels good/Leaving hurts so bad...  Ted Nugent 
Loving you forever
Loving, like prayer, is a power as well as a process.&lt;Zona Gale&gt;
Lovka's Law of Driving:  There is no traffic until you need to&lt;&gt;make a left turn
Lovok is a Changeling. Garak
Low Blow - A dwarf performing fellatio
Low Pass:  Indecent Proposition
Low and Behold! Your name is the first in Heidi's Book!
Low on thinking gas.
Low tide: Everbody flushes the john during half time of t
Low tide: Everbody flushes the john during half time of the Super Bowl
Low-Level Language:  For Basement Programmers
Low-class computers come with a rat instead of a mouse.
Low-income housing -- from the same people who brought you low income.
Lower life forms have more fun!
Lower my automobile insurance premiums: buckle-up!
Lower taxes, raise the dead.
Lower the cone of silence.
Lower the force field. - Worf
Lower your blood pressure - slit your wrist!
Lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!
Lowery's Law:  If it jams -- force it.  If it breaks, it needed&lt;&gt;replacing anyway
Lowfat, decaffinated, Latte.  Otherwise known as a 'Why Bother'
Lowliness is the base of every virtue. P.J. Bailey
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain
Lt. @LN@! Stop looking down Troi's cleavage!
Lt. @LN@, I order you to relax.
Lt. @LN@, please stop staring at Troi's cleavage.
Lt. @TOLAST@! Stop looking down Troi's cleavage!
Lt. @TOLAST@, I order you to relax
Lt. @TOLAST@, please stop staring at Troi's cleavage
Lt. Barclay of Borg:  er...uh...um, Resistance is er, futile.
Lt. Cmdr. Mark Holtz, Chief Engineer-USS Oberon NCC-71820
Lt. Cmdr. Nas, please escort zan John to the Agony Cube.
Lt. Colombo. I'm investigating the theft of a quantity of taglines.
Lt. Commander Data - your plastic pal who's fun to be with
Lt. Commander Foster, run a Level 2 diagnostic on the warp core.
Lt. Dan! What are you doin' here?! Forrest Gump
Lt. Dan, this is my Jenny. Forrest Gump
Lt. Dax is making sure all procedural details are precisely observed.
Lt. Dax, I just love older women!  Bashir
Lt. Frank Drebbin was in charge of Waco operations!.
Lt. I order you to relax. -- Riker
Lt. Lenin? He's red Jim.
Lt. O' Reilly. - I'll never get used to that. - Hoolihan
Lt. Orville, report to airlock 3, spacesuit optional.
Lt. Paris has gotten himself into torouble. Janeway
Lt. Rawsthorne to Counselor Troi, meet me in holodeck 2.
Lt. Reed, report to airlock 3, spacesuit optional
Lt. Uhura says:"Subspace Comms- the next best thing to beaming there!"
Lt. Worf - ready twit filters
Lt. Worf report to the bridge. My tagline's been stolen!
Lt. Worf, confine Ensign @TOLAST@ to the brig!
Lt. Worf, confine Ensign Bullitt to the brig!
Lt. Worf, confine Ensign Orville to the brig!
Lt. Worf, please escort Wesley Crusher to airlock #3.
Lt. Worf, scan that ship!  '300 dpi, sir ?'
Lt. Worf, set phasers to Cajun Style.
Lt. Yar, you are a natural blonde! - Data
Lt., do you intend to blast a hole in the viewer?  Picard to Worf
Lubarski's Law of Cybernetic Entymology: There's always one more bug.
Lubricant. Pennzoil. Steaming hot. * Locutus of Borg
Luca Brazzi sleeps wit fishes.. How 'bout you?
Lucas refrigerators:  Why the British drink warm beer
Lucifer takes my dark soul down to the fiery pits of Hell
Lucifernet - Works for me!
Luck be a lizard tonight! - Joel sings
Luck be a lizard tonight! -- Joel Robinson
Luck can't last a lifetime unless you die young.
Luck can't last a lifetime, unless you die young. -- Russell Banks
Luck gives us jury duty instead of the lottery.
Luck is 90% preparation and 10% opportunity.
Luck is 90% preparation and 10% opportunity.
Luck is a chameleon. Give it a little time & it'll change
Luck is a horse to ride like any other. - Mat Cauthon
Luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success.
Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.
Luck is believing you're lucky, that's all.   Marlon Brando
Luck is coming your way ... in bed.
Luck is not chance, it's toil.  Fortune's expensive smile is earned.
Luck is something you make for yourself !!!!
Luck is the residue of design.  ÄÄ Branch Rickey
Luck is the residue of diligence
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity
Luck never gives; it only lends
Luck never gives; it only lends.       --- Swedish proverb
Luck often wins out over science and technology!
Luck, it is said, dislikes working double shifts
Luck, n. - Tag of the mediocre for the accomplishments of genius
Luck, that's when preparation and opportunity meet. -- P.E. Trudeau
Luck:  A matter of preparation meeting opportunity.
Luck: Labor Under Correct Knowledge!!
Luck: Preparation meeting opportunity
Luck: n,  A BITCH playing Cattle Futures.
Luck: the residue of design
Luckily I had some duct tape in my wallet  -Red Green
Luckily for me, monsters don't think clearly when they're hungry - Calvin
Luckily my bathrobe took the brunt of it.  Arthur (Tick)
Luckily, I had a window-rod-sharpener - Crow as murderer
Luckily, I'm out of hairs to split!
Luckily, our honeymoon suite had a TV in the bedroom
Luckily, this was before DEATH was invented - Crow
Lucky Stiff Funeral Home: We put the FUN in funeral
Lucky bastard - Crow to gangster
Lucky daddy was there to save you, ey? - Scar
Lucky day this year
Lucky frogs: they can make those noises and not have to say excuse me!
Lucky is he for whom the belle toils.
Lucky me, now I'm set.  Little bug, for a pet. þ®AIC¯þ
Lucky me... Only the paranoids are out to get me
Lucky shot. Hercules
Lucky thing I was wearing my Bat-thermonuclear-shield underwear today!
Lucky, adj: When you have a wife and a cigarette lighter -- both of which work
Lucky...  that's an interesting word for it" - Fox Mulder  (3x19)
Lucky? Look at this shirt! You call THIS lucky? - Crow
Lucretia, my reflection, dance the ghost with me... - Sisters of Mercy
Lucus is a part of you, Caleb. Merlyn Temple
Lucy Lawless wouldn't have made it as a judge.
Lucy in the Sky with Taglines....Lucy in the Sky
Ludefisk:  Satan for fishies.
Ludicrous speed! GO!!
Ludicrous speed! Mr. Data!
Luficfer (n): Bringer of the light or knowledge (education)
Luftwaffle, n. - Indecisive German Air Force. Or is it...?
Luge is the only sport where you can die during the event and still win.
Luggage you could make outta one of them critters - Crow
Luggump - Luggage that goes round the claim belt that no one claims
Luggurgitation - When luggage pops out onto the baggage claim belt
Lugnuts rattling in the hubcaps.
Luis Evaristo Fonseca. Portugal, Stardate 9709.29
Luke . . . Luke . . . Use the mouse, Luke! --Obi Wan Gates
Luke 1:49 | For he that is mighty hath done to me great things;
Luke 22:36 "...he who has no sword, sell his robe to buy one."
Luke 2:11b |...a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord
Luke 3:6 | And all flesh shall see the salvation of God.
Luke 4:12 |...Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.
Luke 6:43. No good tree bears bad fruit
Luke 6:43a. No good tree bears bad fruit; but lousy vegetables.
Luke Lofgren, the Programmer of The TradeWars Companion
Luke Perry trapped in a burning building:  next on Rescue 90210.
Luke Skywalker Tells Of Night Of Terror With Baby Spice. "She Threatened Me With a Vibrator"
Luke Skywalker: Jedi's Honor - By West End Games
Luke Use the Docs, Use the Docs
Luke and Mara's Amateur Sex Holos, on the next "A Current Affair"!
Luke of Borg. Resistance is futile. I have a bad feeling about this
Luke of Borg:  You will be assimilated.  I have a bad fee
Luke of Borg: You will be assimilated. I have a bad feeling about this
Luke!  Fighters on your tail!     |*|  (*)  |*|
Luke!  Fighters on your tail!  +-O-+  (-O-)  +-O-+
Luke!  Fighters on your tail!  CDOD4  (DOD)  CDOD4
Luke!  Fighters on your tail!  ÃÄOÄ´  (ÄOÄ)  ÃÄOÄ´
Luke's just not a farmer. He has too much of his father in him.
Luke, Han, Leia, and my favorite: Obi Wan! They're all here!
Luke, I'm yer father, eh.  Come over to the dark side, you hoser. -- Dave Thomas, "Strange Brew"
Luke, I'm your father. And your mother was a lesbian.
Luke, I'm your mother. - Yoda
Luke, don't give in to hate - that leads to the dark side. - Obi-Wan
Luke, don't turn off the flashlight!  That leads to the Dark Side
Luke, give in to the Dark side of the Force, you knob.
Luke, join me or you'll star in Corvette Summer! -- Mike Nelson
Luke, open the pod bay doors !
Luke, use the Force, not your fingers!
Luke... Kick his ass Luke... Kick his ass and take his wallet
Luke... Luke... Use the MOUSE, Luke -Obi Wan Gates.
Luke... Luke... Use the Mouse, Luke -- Obi Wan Gates
Luke... join me, and together we will play bingo!
Luke... use the mouse, Luke... - Obi-Windows
Luke....Luke....Use the MOUSE, Luke! -- Obi Wan
Luke: "I don't... I don't believe it."     Yoda: "That is why you fail."
Luke: "I won't fail you - I'm not afraid."   Yoda: (turns slowly toward him) "Oh, you will be. You will be."
Luke: "I'm not afraid."           Yoda: "Oh, you will be.  You will be."
Luke: I don't... I don't believe it.   Yoda: That is why you fail.
Luke: I'll be careful. Ugly Guy: You'll be DEAD!
Luke: I'm not afraid.   Yoda: Oh, you will be.  You will be.
Luke: What do you call a cow without any legs? Duke: Beats me. Luke: Ground beef
Lukewarm...?  Is that like a Jedi Knight in an electric blanket?
Lukle 2:11b |...a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.
Lullaby of Old Borgway: Starring Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Borgcall
Lulu only likes two kinds of men - foreign and domestic.
Lulu wouldn't hurt a fly unless it's open.
Lumberjack greeting :  Live long oh Poplar   Peace and Log life.
Lumberjack picnic - Spotted Owl barbecued over old growth coals.
Lumiere definitely had a particular sex.  &lt;grin&gt;  - Anna Steven
Luminous beings are we... not this crude matter. - Yoda
Luminous beings we are,not this crude matter. So turn that light out.
Lummox : The man, the Myth, the Lover of Twinkies.
Lumpiest couple of cowboys I've ever seen - Crow
Lumptadump - Stack of trash bags sitting by the curb
Lumptadump: Stack of trash bags sitting by the curb on trash day.
Lumptadump: Stack of trash bags sitting by the curb.
Lumpy Butt! - Crow on dumpy girl
Lumpy Milk(tm) - It stays crunchy even in cereal.  -SLR
Luna Needs Colonists! (And they are especially interested in YOU).
Luna, the moon, is sister to our Mother -- Miranda Wayfarer
Luna-ticks: Astral insects de Mexico?
Lunacy is my best personality trait!
Lunatic (n) Insect from the moon
Lunatic Asylum, n.: The place where optimism most flourishes.
Lunatic Fringe I know your out there! - Red Ryder
Lunatic Fringe, I know you're out there
Lunatic Fringe..........We all know you're out there - Red Rider
Lunatic asylum:  Where optimism most flourishes
Lunatic attacks nurse and escapes. Nut screws and bolts!
Lunatic:  Insect from the moon.
Lunch at the Y!
Lunch, dinner. Same thing - Tom
Lunch? - Fox Mulder after toads fell from sky
Luncheon is my favorite hobby.
Lunching with the rich, schmoozing with the famous - Crow
Lunge Fish and Flopsy Fish are off the magic hook!
Lunsford's Rule of Scientific Endeavor:  The simple explanation&lt;&gt;always follows the complex solution
Lupin! May the crunchy frog be with you
Lupins? Yes, lupins. Come on, come on.
Lurk quietly, and carry a big on/off switch
Lurk softly and carry a big ENTER key.
Lurk, lurk, Lurk.
Lurk, lurk, lurk...
Lurk, lurk. _King Lear_, III,vi
Lurker (n) Large predatory fish found only on BBSes
Lurker: Someone who doesn't want to make friend
Lurker:Someone who doesn't like to make friends
Lurkers Anonymous.
Lurkers Beware!!! You are about to embark upon a Fun Filled Journey!!!
Lurkers DO IT off-line
Lurkers are _everywhere_.........they're even on Babylon 5!
Lurkers are conference gHosts.
Lurkers don't do it. They just like to watch
Lurkers of the world unite!
Lurking in the small wonder
Lursa & B'etor went to DS9 and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt
Lursa & Be'Tor '96.... NOT! ;&lt;)
Lursa and B'etor of Borg.  Now that's a terrible thought!
Lursa/B'etor '96.  Why waste time on an election???
Luser, n.:  Someone who picks up a female hitch-hiker walking home from a date
Lush:  One who's overloaded.
Lust (Unrequitted), n. - Two sadists and a whip
Lust for things you don't have the money for is the root of evil.
Lust is a wonderful thing if you can contro..PANT..PANT
Lust is a wonderful thing if you can control the pants
Lust is fleeting, herpes is forever, AIDS is fatal.
Lust is not love ÄÄ but it's usually a lot more fun!
Lust is not right; it's ambidextrous
Lust, it's not just for breakfast anymore!
Lustville-The Next Generation
Lusty carnies drunk by 10 a.m. - Tom
Lutheran Pacific Railroad? - Mike
Lutheran Pacific Railroad? -- Mike Nelson
Luv iz kinda krayzy fohr a spooky little boy laik mee.
Luv the Bozos of the world.... they're scarce!
Luv the Bozos of the world.... they're scarce!
Lux soap will make your husband gay. From a late '30's ad
LuxemBORG: The European Community is irrelevant.
Luxuriantly crafted from the finest ASCII.
Luxuriantly hand-crafted from only the finest ASCII.
Luxuriantly hand-crafted from only the finest pubic hair.
Luxuriantly hand-crafted of only the finest ASCII.
Luxuriate in simple pleasures!
Luxuriously hand-crafted from only the finest ASCII
Luxury is a necessity that begins where necessity ends. - Coco Channel
Luxury:  Costs $7.69 to make and $20.00 to market
Lwaxana Troi & Odo - A marriage made in an elevator.
Lwaxana Troi's favourite splash-on? Eau d'Odo.
Lwaxana hit by friendly fire:  Worf makes a Woof Goof.
Lwaxana of BorgPrepare to be assimilated, Little One
Lwaxana's favorite splash-on: Eau d'Odo
Lwaxana: "Is Odo your first or last name?"      Odo: "Yes."
Lwaxana: "Is that hair real?"     Odo: "It is real, in that it is ME."
Lwaxanna Troi - irresistable grace.
Lwaxanna Troi - the Auntie Mame of the galaxy
Lyall's Addendum: ... in the direction of maximum harm
Lyall's Conjecture: If a computer cable has one end, then it has another
Lyall's Fundamental Observation: The most important leg of a three legged stool is the one that's missing
Lyall's Insight: The above completely explains sex education
Lyall's Regret:  Waist not, diet not
Lycanthropes prefer Amigas 5 to 1:  Just ask Lorne! :)
Lycanthropy doesn't have to mean a death sentence.
Lycanthropy grows on you
Lycanthropy is a curse
Lycanthropy:  A disease, not a crime
Lydia, this is my friend, Hercules. Diolus
Lye, Begg, Borrough, and Steele, attorneys at law
Lye, Cheetham, and Steele: Attorneys at Law
Lying and Celibacy are hereditary
Lying dead...standing dead...in this desolate...restaurant
Lying drives your conscience crazy.
Lying is an indispensable part of making life tolerable. - Bergan Evans
Lying on the floor next to his own severed head
Lying: something which tends to keep a person down.
Lyla. Does she remind you of someone we know? --Salmoneus
Lyle Lovett, Neelix, and [Insert Name Here]!  There's hope!
Lyle Waggoner's penile implant show -Tom on Crow's memory
Lymes - I like them in my Tom Collins
Lymph - A special Fairy
Lymph Node - Where special Fairy lives
Lymph:  A special Fairy.
Lyn, Beavis and Vir, dammit, Houston!  YAMS!
Lynch mobs don't think about tomorrow
Lynch's Law:   When the going gets tough, everybody leaves
Lyndon LaRouche and @N in `96? &lt;*shudder*&gt;
Lyndon LaRouche and Orville Bullitt in `96? &lt;*shudder*&gt;
Lyndon LaRouche and Ross Perot in `96? &lt;*shudder*&gt;
Lynn Minnmei: SDF-1 Emergency Oxygen Supply
Lynne Foulds-Wood......True or False?
Lynthlyptus - Any cough drop found in one's pocket after
Lynx hit him and didn't draw blood?  Start dodging!
Lyons, Kaufman, Janorkar, Murphy. Cat Tasters Inc
Lyorn growls and lowers horn
Lysdexia is a terrible disease!
Lysdexia:  a peech imspediment we live to learn with
Lysistrata had a good idea.
l Error 69: Echo sex posted to 'ALL'
l!Personalised Taglines
l'existence précède l'essence - Joeri Bouckhout
l'm an amateur crastinator - one day I'll turn pro
l'm an amateur crastinator - one day I'll turn pro
l.n. = Larry Niven
lDTpbEDjMOmjcRFjoZa
la la dee daaaaa dee dooo la de dooo de da da da dumptee dooooo
la la dee daaaaa dee dooo la de dooo de da da da dumptee dooooo
lachiz
laiceps er'uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
laiceps er'uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
lare, n: where tagline files hide
laser, n.: Failed death ray
last of inserted lines
last place where rival gangs of shamans fought each other to a standstill
last read
last_laugh = gloat();
later days and better waves
laugh   You don't have to give into temptation *every* time
laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
laughing  Cute, very cute! g
lavender is blue -- lavender is green
lawsuit, n.: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage. -- Ambrose Bierce
lay my hands on heaven and the sun and the moon and the stars
learned this stuff before: deja knew
leave me alone don't want your promises no more...cuz rock-n-roll is my religion & my law~OzzY~
leaving immediately for Nepal, where I intend to live as a goat. -BA2
leaving immediately for Nepal, where I intend to live as a goat. -BA2
led dance de blude again 
leftthecakeoutintherainbutidon'tthinkthatIcantakeitcuzit
legless parakeets -- no perches necessary! (Gary Hallock)
lend me your ears!...I didn't mean that literally Van Gogh
let freedom ring, let the white dove sing
let length(Long_Walk) &lt; length(Short_Pier)
let length(Long_Walk) > length(Short_Pier)
let there be light
let your white birds smile up at the ones who stand and frown
let your white birds smile up at the ones who stand and frown
let's f***! No?Then I guess a BJ is out of the question?
let's find a table in the shade & sip our tea & lemonade
let's go to McDonalds, tom said archly
let's pick away at it i want to watch it fall down
let's see, this plug in goes to ... NO CARRIER
letmeoutletmeoutletmeout..cool..now...letmeinletmeinletmein..--Cat
lets think special and do special !!!!!!!!!!as i did by joining dreams
letters from across the sea/roses dipped in sealing wax
letters from across the sea/roses dipped in sealing wax
lf to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket.
life goes on...........with or without me!!!!!!!
life is like the flight of a bird...out of the light, into the light.
life is not to short, you are just dead to dam long!!
life sucks then u die but thats how it all works so make the best of it 
life, n.: A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
life, n.: A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
life, n.: Learning about people the hard way -- by being one
life, n.: That brief interlude between nothingness and eternity
life. Want some candy little girl? It's chocolate!
lifes not abut waitin for the storm to pass but learnin to dance in the rain
light for a Pentium!  It glows!
light for a Pentium!  It glows!
like Gerald, Lord Sandwich, had...? Yes, a few rounds of Geralders.-BA
like a hungry little squirrel....or a wiesel!
like a message in a net, no retreat no surrender.
like chocolate -- good to have around anytime!
like some desperate, howling demon; you frightened me.  Do it again."
like: When being alive at the same time is a wonderful coincidence
likely to end up with splitting headache."
lim (3-&gt;4) sqrt(3) = 2
limbo:  Place where arms and legs go when they die.
line noise provided by British Telecom!
line thievery ... On the next Geraldo!
lingua franca:  Spaghetti with hot dogs.
lisp, v.: To call a spade a thpade
listener again." -- Jennie Malloy
literary men by the quantity they do NOT write
live in a yellow subroutine.
live long and prosper.
live with fear & terror but sometimes I leave her and go scuba diving
living for d sake of living
living in the interdependent web of all existence
living in the interdependent web of all existence
living in the zone of the inbetweens.
ljubavi jednog dana, bojim se, ostaces sama.
ljubio sam hrpetinu zena, ali nijedna nije bila kao ona
ll work, and no play, makes Jack a blubbering psychopath!
llA terag soeesricvdi era aedm yb emkasti.
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lobster: A great excuse for eating a pound of butter.
lobster: A great excuse for eating a pound of butter.
local computer repair
lock and load then rock n roll...RADONE
lock and load then rock n roll...RADONE
logathorazine: What the doctor uses when there's no thorazine.
logathorium: bookkeeping device for radioactive materials.
logout
loneliness still conforts me, my anger dwells inside of me
long long thing
long time no post.. :(
look, It's a drunk tank of trombones!
look, i'm cold, i'm wet, and i'm just plain scared
looking at the stars
looking for a girlfriend, young, free, single... Oops. Wrong area.
looking for needles in haystacks
looking from the inside out
lose me hate me smash me erase me kill me kill me kill me
lose me hate me smash me erase me kill me kill me kill me
loser:  A window washer who steps back to admire his work.
lost it under the bed before: deja shoo
love,  n.: Love ties in a knot in the end of the rope
love, n.: When it's growing, you don't mind watering it with a few tears
love, n.: When you don't want someone too close--because you're very sensitive to pleasure
love, n.: When you like to think of someone on days that begin with a morning
love, n.: When, if asked to choose between your lover and happiness, you'd skip happiness in a heartbeat
love, v.: I'll let you play with my life if you'll let me play with yours
ls -d:  better living thru UNIX?
lsd consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality
lts nothing personal. Same make same model . different mission.
lurking behind doors when x signs are on windows