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V = (W^(10/3) * (1+(W/9)^100 / 18323 / (10-W)^1.25)
V is for Vector, the course Picard will plot
V'Ger of Borg: Carbon units are irrelevant.
V'ger Doo: the feeling that I've seen this spacecraft before
V'room v'room's coming! - Crow as dumb guy on cars
V*****!*  W* d**'t g*t ** t**k**g v****!!!
V+c+io!o  Wi d+ 't g+t  + t+ k+ g v+c+i!!!
V-SCAN Warning: CLINTON.COM fails integrity check.
V. Any program will expand to fill available memory.
V.34+ users do it both ways, faster!
V.FC  2 V.32Bis modems running in parrallel
V.I.P.---Very Important Pipsqueak.
V.M. Smith was as real as taxes, but he was a race of one.
V.O.T.E.  Victory Over Tyrannical Enemies
V.R.: Vomit Reproduction (a.k.a. Voc Rehab)
V.fast = V.32bis on steroids.
V20???  I coulda had a V8!!!
V34 is a matter of luck ...to a Rockwell chip
V42bs:Cmprsn'sWrkngFne
VA, "Mother State of Presidents," is on the pill
VACATIONERS do it in a leisure way
VAGINA..A city in Saskatchewan
VAGINA..Medical term describing heart trouble
VAGITARIAN, n. - Lesbian, in PC-speak
VAGRANTS do it everywhere.
VALGOL: FOR LIKE X= LIKE ABOUT 1 TO LIKE ABOUT 9, OKAY?
VALLEY-DOS:  Delete File?  (F)er sure. (N)o way, dude. (H)uh?
VALUABLE STORE COUPON HAS BEEN REMOVED!
VALUERS really know the price.
VAMPIRE BITES CHRIST.  Ponder the ramifications.
VAN GO: for a vanpool.
VANGUARD do it ahead of everyone else.
VANITY, n.  The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.
VANITY: plain and simple.
VANNA WHITE -  _. _. _
VAS CORP"%$#^%*&+++NO CARRIER
VASECTOMY---What most men find incoceivable.
VAX - The system designed by Hoover
VAX,FAX,WAX, what's the difference.
VAX-FREE BOND - A special relation with a non-VAX computer on Wall street
VAX. For those who care enough to steal the very best
VAX: A very big PC peripheral.
VAX: Change vendor immediately (See BNE)
VAX: Violate All eXecutions
VB< <=The voices in Jim Venn's head stopped so Jim could tell
VB< A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love
VB< Virginia Blalock:=<
VBG           Very Big Grin
VCR's are a way to defeat time
VCRs are irrelevant.  -  Locutus of RCA
VD is God's way of mooning you
VD is nothing to clap about!
VDP: Violate Design Parameters
VEGETARIAN(n):ancient native word meaning "lousy hunter"!
VEGETARIANS don't do it with meat
VEGETARIANS don't do it with meat...or have meat to DO IT with
VEGETARIANS eat VEGIES ... Beware of HUMANITARIANS
VELCRONOMICON - Sticky magic book
VELOCIRAPTOR: Do Not Feed. --The Management
VELVEETA: the cheese that cannot die!
VENDORS try hard to sell it.
VENI, VEDI, MORI...I came, I saw, NOW YOU DIE!
VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping
VENI, VIDI, NASA...I came, I saw, I left for SPACE!
VENI, VIDI, ROLEX...I came, I saw, - what time it was!
VENI, VIDI, ROTFWL...I came, I saw, I laughed!
VENI, VIDI, SNATCH...I came, I saw, It's _MINE_ now!
VENI, VIDI, TAGITUS...I came, I saw, I vandalized your taglines!
VENI, VIDI, TRASHCANI...I came, I saw, I trashed windoze
VENI, VIDI, V34+...I came, I saw, I connected the modem
VENI, VIDI, VICE - I came, I saw, I partied
VENI, VIDI, VIRTUALI...I came, I saw, I wasn't really there
VENI, VIDI, VISA I came, I saw, I shopped.
VENI, VIPI, VICI - I came; I'm a very important person; I conquered
VENI: Vidi@Vici.com...I came, I saw, I logged-on.
VERBAL---Able to whine in words.
VERIFIERS check on it.
VERN BUERG - New Directions in Utilities!
VERNON CASTLE - Goodnight, Irene
VERSIFIERS write poems for it.
VERTIGO:        What a tourbook tells you.
VERY FUNNY TAGLINE NOT FOUND: A)bort, R)etry, or K)ender?
VERY WELL, OY OF MID-WORLD. - Blaine the Mono
VERY funny Scottie. Now beam up my clothes
VETERANS have much more experience than the fresh-handed.
VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers.   
VETERINARIANS do it with animals.
VF-41/CVN-68, VF-31/CV-59, VF-33/CV-66, HC-6/NASNORVA  TBC
VFE: Violate Field Engineer
VFO: Violate Female Operator
VFR: Maintaining formation proficiency in the LA Basin
VGA Planets - different emotion ev'ry Host's day
VGA Planets: "The old trick to use the same Fcode your enemy forgot"
VGA Planets: Live or let die
VGA Planets: More than a game, a "way of life"
VGA Planets: The glory is ephemerous, the anonymity is forever
VGA:  The poor man's movie screen.
VGA?  Sound Blaster?  I've got that!  They're Agnus, Paula & Denise
VGA?  We don't need no steenkin' VGA..!
VH1 Remembers How to Splink (1996)
VI  Oxymoron: Passive aggression.
VI  Oxymoron: Passive aggression.
VI VI VI    The editor of the beast
VICARIOUSLY experience some reason to LIVE!!
VICARS do it in church.
VICARS do it with amazing grace
VICARS substitute others to
VICE PRINCIPALS do it with discipline.
VICTIM MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH.
VICTIM OF CIROSSIS - DELIVERED
VICTIMS are those who got it.
VICTOR activates any Wednesday
VICTORS know how hard to win it.
VIDEO NASTY ATE MY PASTY
VIEWERS do it with eyes.
VIGILANTES take it into their own hands.
VIII. Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug.
VIKING.COM corrupt: (R)ape (L)oot (P)illage
VILIFIERS say others don't do it well.
VILLAGERS do it provincially
VIOLATOR (Violator B1) activates Dec 4th
VIOLATOR (Violator B1) activates Sep 1 - Sep 30
VIOLATOR (Violator B2) activates Dec 31
VIOLATOR (Violator B3) activates Dec 25th
VIOLATOR activates after Aug 14th, 1990
VIOLENT: An active, dangerous plant with purple flowers.
VIOLINISTS do it gently.
VIOLINISTS prefer odd positions.
VIOLONCELLISTS do it low.
VIP: Very Important Point
VIRSES?!? Weon't ot nstinkg vir!
VIRGIN WOOL  Wool from a sheep that could outrun the farmer.
VIRGIN WOOL(in NZ): wool from ugly sheep
VIRGIN..........................An extinct female species
VIRGIN..An extinct female species
VIRGIN: A young innocent who in former times was sacrificed to the gods but who now merely lives in disgrace
VIRGINITY  A big issue over a little tissue.
VIRGINITY IS A DISEASE THAT CAN BE CURED
VIRGINS do it only once in their whole lifetime.
VIRGINS use it and lose it.
VIRSES?!? Weon't ot nstinkg vir!
VIRTUAL REALITY: If you can't handle the real thing!
VIRTUAL REALITY: for people who can't handle the real one
VIRTUE?!? WE dON't gOt NO tiNkiNg VIRTUE!!!
VIRTUES, n.pl.  Certain abstentions.
VIRTUOSI appreciate it.
VIRUS - Versatile Invador with Rapid Unbelievable Success!!!!
VIRUS ALERT, Please turn your head and cough to confirm!!
VIRUS CHECK:  Windows 95 found.  Delete (Y/y)?
VIRUS ERROR: This virus requires Micro$oft Windoze!
VIRUS ERROR: Win95 found - I won't bother, you're in enough trouble!
VIRUS ERROR: Windoze found. You're in enough trouble already
VIRUS FOUND (Windoze)...Remove(Y/y)?
VIRUS FROG'S ALLEY activates the 5th of any month
VIRUS.EXE: Error #72. This program requires MS Windows.
VIRUS:  The computer world's version of natural selection.
VIRUSWARE:  An olive branch given to our enemies, anonymously.
VISA LA FRANCE Don't leave your chateau without it
VISA, its everywhere you want to be.
VISIT THE WIZARD'S REALM AUCTION ON THE CMX4SALE ECHO!!!!!
VISITORS come and see it.
VISOR - (V)ery (I)ncredibly (S)tupid (O)rgan (R)eplacement
VIVE Costa Rica y las Ticas! Fumo Ticos, Amo a Ticas
VIZ (viz) n. 1. One who charges outrageous prices for Ranma 1/2
VLSI:  "Getting High On Low Voltage"
VM PROGRAMMERS do it virtually all the time.
VM SYSTEMS PROGRAMMERS do it with emulated devices.
VM programmers DO IT virtually all the time
VM systems programmers DO IT three levels deep.
VM systems programmers DO IT with emulated devices
VM/CMS: Operating system for the scroll-phobic.
VM: The Original Client Server.
VMA: Violate Maintenance Agreement
VMB: Verify, then Make Bad
VMI & Citadel, your mother would be ashamed
VMS is a text adventure. If you win you get to use UNIX.
VMS is a text-only adventure game. If you win you can use unix
VMS is like a nightmare about RXS-11M.
VMS must die!
VMS, n.: The world's foremost multi-user adventure game
VMS-F-PDGERS, pudding between the ears
VNO: Violate Noise Ordinance
VOBIS: - Vomit On Bad Incompetent Service
VOC .GIF's?  I'm out of hard disk space
VOCALISTS are good in their mouths.
VOLCANIC ERUPTION : New Zealand duck hunting method.
VOLCANIC ERUPTION : New Zealand weed killing method.
VOLCANOLOGISTS erupt with a bang.
VOLCANOLOGISTS know how violent it can be.
VOLES dick through it.
VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up
VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up longer.
VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up.
VOLUNTEERS do it willingly.
VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VOMIT: Such a wretched subject!
VOTARISTS decide to contribute them self.
VOTE BY MAIL? Only if I can fit in the ENVELOPE!!
VOTE DEMOCRAT (FROM ORBIT) - IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE
VOTE IVANOVA : FOR MISS UNIVERSE ...................or else boom
VOTE JOEL AND FRANK IN 1996!
VOTE LIBERTERIAN!!  for the lesser of two evils
VOTE LIBERTERIAN - to get rid of the lesser two evils
VOTE REPUBLICAN - OR WE SHOOT YOUR DOG
VOTE THE DEMOCRATS OUT NOW!!  BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!
VOTE! Truth only hurts, lies destroy!
VOTE: To choose the lesser of evils
VOTERS will decide who can do it
VOY.JanwaysBackScratchingFootMassagingJavaFetchinCabinBoy
VOYAGER II - The Wonder of it All!
VOYAGER: The next nine star generations deep space treks!
VOYAGER:To boldly get lost where no one has been lost before
VOYAGERS do it in between the sea and the sky.
VOYEURS like what they see.
VPA: Vanishing Point Arithmetic
VPL  = Visible Panty Line
VTBNL (Victim to be named later) <aw>
VULCANS do it logically
VULVA...........................Yuppie car made in Sweden
VULVA..Yuppie car made in Sweden
VVM: Vaporize Virtual Memory
VVV Beware of limbo-dancers below this line VVV
VVVV          Vomiting Via Vulgar Visage, i.e., <MYAM>
VVVV: Vomiting Via Vulgar Visage -BBS Lingo
VViirruuss??  WWhhaatt VViirruuss??
VVvvavvvooom with Viper!  :)
VW Beetles: The Energizer Bunny of cars
VW drivers pick up hitch-hikers to atone for the sins of the Third Reich!
VW: - Virtually Worthless
VW: Very Worthless
VYARZERZOMANIMORORSEZASSEZANSERAREORSES?
V_o^o_V  Cursors!  Foiled Again!
V_o^o_V  Grit your teeth.  This is a serious tagline
V_o^o_V  Imagery is All In The Mind
V_o^o_V  Things that go Bump on the Keyboard.
Va va va voom! - Tom dances the hula
Va-Kul, Mother of Waters.
Vaal is Vaal. He is everything. Akuta
Vaal is dead. Spock
Vaal! He is angry! Makora
Vaat zeems to be die trouble Leftenent Picard?
Vacancy on the top floor.
Vacation & Travel BBS 916-635-4157.  Call today!
Vacation (n.): Where you are when you COULD be comfortable! - KJ Radkey
Vacation Special. Have your home exterminated
Vacation caution: Anyone held hostage gets a complimentary spa package
Vacation caution: Free post-vacation counselling.
Vacation caution: Guests must provide their own mosquito netting.
Vacation caution: Now, cholera-free!
Vacation caution: Our lake is so safe even the fish don't bite.
Vacation caution: We never run out of tranquillizer darts.
Vacation in Washington and visit your money.
Vacation in the billion worlds of a used book store
Vacation: Take half as much clothing and twice as much money!
Vacationers do it in a leisure way.
Vacationing Blonde writing home - "Hi. Having a great time. Where am I?"
Vacubeam: n. The useless headlight on a vacuum cleaner.
Vacumm: A large, empty space where the pope lives
Vacuum (n) - see Blonde's cranal cavity.
Vacuum cleaners suck
Vacuum cleaners suck (at least the good ones do...).
Vacuum cleaners suck.
Vacuum salesman's daughter, but she knew how to suck!
Vacuum:  A large, empty space where the pope lives.
Vacuum: See "blonde's cranial cavity"
Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there
Vader "The force has a strong influence over the weak minded" - Obe Wan
Vader I am a Jedi, like my father before me
Vader and Yoda never met...END OF STORY
Vader of Borg:  You WILL be assimilated. The Emperor has
Vader of Borg: You WILL be assimilated. The Collective has foreseen it
Vader of Borg: You WILL be assimilated. The Emperor has forseen it.
Vader of Borg: You will be assimilated--it is your destiny.
Vader of Borg: You will be assimilated. The Collective ha
Vader of Borg: You will be assimilated. The Collective has forseen it.
Vader of Borg: You will be assimilated. The Emperor has f
Vader of Borg:You will be assimilated--it is your destiny.
Vader's on that ship. - Luke Skywalker
Vader/Fett '96
Vaevictus Asmadi: "My Boy Vae" (said with football-coach-esque voice)
Vagina - chest pain.
Vagina in my chest: explains the feeling that someone is sitting on it
Vagina is the medical term to describe heart trouble.
Vagina to penis: Surrender I have you surrounded!
Vagina:  Heart trouble.
Vagitarian. and proud of it
Vagrant: Nonspecifically destinationed individual
Vagrants do it everywhere
Vague and nebulous is the beginning of all things, but not their end.
Vaguely European gigolo... -- Crow T. Robot
Vail's Axiom: In any human enterprise, work seeks the lowest hierarchial level
Vail's Second Axiom: The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the amount of work already completed
Vain is the search for that which is not there
Vain people make the HOM effect deliberately
ValDOSta:  (F)loridian, (T)ourist, (R)etired, (C)uban?
Valdez ok, but Slick spreads.  Hillary puts him on diet
Valencia:  The spectre looms again
Valentine Michael Smith was as real as taxes.  -- Heinlein
Valentine's Day is for all who know love regardless of age, or where you're from. - Verka Paunovska-Trajceska
Valentines Day for Lovers, Palm Sunday for Single guys
Valerie Verfaille you're the most beautiful person I know, and will ever know! ...
Valerie: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!
Valerie: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!
Valerie: Liar!  Liar!  Liar!  Miracle Max: Get back, witch!
Valetudinarians do it in sick beds.
ValeyarDOS 0.125: Now executing DELOLDOS
ValeyarDOS 0.125: Supports aliases and multiple personalities
ValeyarDOS 0.5:  (A)bort, (R)ant, (P)opplewick?
ValeyarDOS 0.5: <A>bort <R>ant <P>opplewick
Valiant Icatia was the last of the Sarpadian empires to fall
Valium and lithium and Prozac, oh my. -- Maureen Slattery
Valjean, at last, we see each other plain! - Javert, Les Mis
Valjusak sam ja, lice mi se sja
Valkyrie - The Source Code Recovery System
Valley DOS: Like, gag-me-with-a-spoon command, for sure!
Valley Direct Medical *1-800-325-0225*  AL 205-325-0225
Valley Elves do it on the beach, man!
Valley Klingon Girl: Honor? Gnarly!  It's, like, to die for
Valley of The Dames You Wouldn't Want to Lock Dental Braces With-OL
Valley of the Dulls
Valley of the Dulls-Lehigh Valley,PA.
Vallista rends and then rebuilds
Valor is superior to numbers. --Flavius Vegetius Rennatus
Valorus:  Large animal vit tusks; lives in vater.
ValuCom: 1st things 1st...Nothing can be better!
ValuCom: Anything else is for the 12 year old rlies
ValuCom: Anything else is greasy kid-stuff.
ValuCom: Carved only from the finest ASCII
ValuCom: The BBS for the rest of us!
Valuable insights and your persuasive ability achieve results
Valuable things are not cheap.
Value the individul, be wary of the collective. -- Dr. MindBender
Value your words - each one may be the last.
Valueless Education is just that
Valuers really know the price
Values are caught, not taught.  -- Dobson
Vamoose ya little varmint! - Data
Vampire + Werewolf = Fur coat that sticks to your neck.
Vampire Error:  &lt;A&gt;vert, &lt;R&gt;eflect, &lt;I&gt;mpale
Vampire Error: &lt;A&gt;vert, &lt;R&gt;eflect, &lt;I&gt;mpale  -White Wolf Games
Vampire Hunter D -One of the best anime films ever made!
Vampire Hunter D has Now Entered Vampire D's Domicile.
Vampire Taxation System: Puts the bite on you and sucks you dry!
Vampire `D' ... With the *fangs* for the ---====future===---!!!
Vampire beavers, from the depths of the lake.
Vampire bites Jesus - ponder the ramifications!
Vampire error:  (A)vert, (R)eflect, (I)mpale?
Vampire is an odd name.  Mind if we call you Bruce?
Vampire the Masquerade - batteries not required...    =)
Vampire victim--be nice to me today [with picture of teeth]
Vampire's NEED love too.....!!     "D"
Vampire's are cool... They like suck blood and stuff
Vampire+Werewolf = Fur coat that sticks to your neck.
Vampire:  The Masquerade.
Vampires Against Mundane Poetry
Vampires are a pain in the neck.
Vampires are always looking for their necks victim.
Vampires are blood relatives.
Vampires are cool... They like suck blood and stuff...
Vampires are creatures eclipsed by their own darkness
Vampires are creatures eclipsed by their own darkness. -- Juliedi
Vampires do it aaaaalllllll  nniiiiiight lllllooooooonnnnnggggg!
Vampires do it aaaalllll nniiiiight llllooonnggg! :K
Vampires do it all night long!
Vampires do it allllll niiiiight looooong!
Vampires do it in the dead of night.
Vampires do it until dawn.  So does Janier..what's your point?
Vampires don't attack Lawyers.   Profssional courtesy
Vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.
Vampires give *killer* hickeys.
Vampires have no life!
Vampires need love too.
Vampires never have bad breath......Mr. Garlic.
Vampires suck!
Vampires with AIDS; the unknown vector.
Vampires... don't even talk to me about vampires. -- Recoil
Vampires:  If you hung upsidedown all day wouldn't you bite someone.
Vampiric Error: (A)vert (R)eflect (I)mpale
Vampyra to the shy little boy: "Don't worry, I don't bite!"
Vampyra's World. Party time, excellent!
Vampyra's been to hell. "And they kicked her out, right?"
Vampyrex the unburnable.
Van Cliburn entertains a groupy - Crow
Van Doren meets Van Damme in Death Warrant - Mike
Van Gogh became a painter because he had no ear for music.
Van Gogh became a painter because he had no ear for music. - Nikki Harris
Van Richten's Guide to Rabid Beaver Zombies.
Van Richten's Guide to Van Richten.
Van Richten's Guide to Zombies with Red Hair.
Van Roy's Law: An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking
Van Roy's Law: Honesty is the best policy - there's less competition
Van Roy's Truism: Life is a whole series of circumstances beyond your control
Vancouver Island
Vancouver Rain Festival - Jan. 1 to Dec. 31
Vancouver Rain Festival runs January 1 - December 31 this year! :)
Vancouver tourists: "When does Canada Place set sail?"
Vancouver.  Roaches there kidnap cats and hold them for ransom
Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges.
Vancouver: You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
Vandal of the Lost World - Crow
Vandals take note: USE OF DEADLY FORCE IS AUTHORIZED!
Vanderbilt DOS:  (A)bort  (R)etry  (C)all Daddy
Vanguard do it ahead of everyone else.
Vanguard: The person left behind to guard the van
Vanilla Extract, n. - Wishy-washy come
Vanilla Ice to Bill Gates at Intel:  MICROSOFT WORD TO YOUR MOTHERBOARD!
Vanilla beans are black. Vanilla ice cream is white. Hmm
Vanity Plates -- taglines for cars!
Vanity can easily become the quicksand of reason
Vanity is the food of fools.
Vanity is the quicksand of reason.
Vanity kills! It don't pay bills.
Vanity plates: Taglines for cars.
Vanity plays lurid tricks with your memory
Vanna White found dead!Police suspect vowel play!
Vanna White having sex: O-h-G-o-d-O-h-G-o-d-Y-e-s
Vanna White of Borg:Clap, clap, clap, clap [some things don't change]
Vanna of Borg:  Pr_p_r_ t_ b_ _ssimil_t_d
Vanslykequistborgensson - You've been SCANDINAVIANIZED!
Vanyel Ashkevon, Tylendel and Stefen, r.i.p
VaporHelp:  MicroSoft Tech Support.
Vaporware 2.0:The next best thing to the real faux reader
Vaporware 3.2:  The next best thing to the real thing!
Vaporware has versions which support Windows and OS/2.
Vaporware is a figment on your hard disk.
Vaporware never conflicts with your other applications
Vaporware...Now you boot it, now you don't.
Vaporwmr a3.2: Td rnexg best rd
Variable Not Found.
Variable:  Anything With A Fixed Value
Variables don't and constants aren't
Variables won't, constants aren't. -- Osborne's Law
Variables won't; Constants aren't
Variables won't; constants aren't.  - Osborn
Variables won't; constants aren't. - L. Long
Variables won't; constants aren't. -- Heinlein
Variables won`t;  constants aren`t;  dummies can't.
Variations on a theme. --Picard
Varicose  Veins: Veins very close to each other.
Varicose - nearby
Varicose -- located nearby
Varicose : Near by
Varicose Veins - Veins very close to each other
Varicose veins.... Veins that are very close together.
Varicose veins: Veins very close together
Varicose veins: blood vessels extremely near each other
Varicose veins: veins which are very close together.
Varicose:  Near by.
Variety is a spice of life. Spin is another
Variety is the spice of life.
Variety is the spice of life.  Monotony finances it.
Variety: spice of life. Don't change horses in midstream.
Varnish one's cane
Vasectomy means IT AIN'T MINE, Dear
Vasectomy patient: "How's it going, Doc?"  Doc: "Won't be long now..."
Vasectomy: A snip in time saves nine.
Vasectomy: Below the belt lobotomy for a 1 track mind.
Vasectomy: Sunkist Operation-all juice, no seeds!
Vasectomy: below the belt lobotomy for one track minds.
Vaseline - Meat tenderizer
Vaseline. For those hard to get out of places
Vaseline:  Meat tenderizer.
Vash is below engaged in base commerce... --Q
Vashti (Persian): beautiful.
Vast ideas are often, on reflection, merely half-vast
Vast left-conspiracy agrees. The Illuminuti abstains
Vatican Express-Don't leave Rome without it!
Vatican II:  The Final Reckoning! -- Mike Nelson
Vatican II: The Final Reconing - Mike
Vatican upholds ban on contraceptives: "To heir is humane," claims the Pope
Vaucom: This BBS does more by 9:00am than other BBS's do all day.
Vax Vobiscum
Vaya con dios, scumbucket
Vaya con queso!
VbReader Lives! ...but WHERE is the author?
Ve are looking for Nuclear Wessels. - P. Chekov
Ve believe zat peace is at hand
Ve haf vays of making you use Vindows.  Adolf Gates
Ve haff our vays
Ve haff vays of makink you obey zee rules on zis board!
Ve have vays of making you obey zee rules!
Ve have vays of makink you obey zee rules on zia board!
Ve have vays to make you talk, @TO@!
Ve have vays to make you talk, Orville Bullitt!
Ve iz too soon old, undt too late schmart!
Ve vill dress like the Village People - Mike as Russian
Ve vill dress like the Village People! -- Mike Nelson
Ve vill krush owr oppohnnents. -Arnold.
VeQDuj 'oH Dujllj'e'   ("Your ship is a garbage scow!")
Vece ne mirise na rakove i skoljke, mesec je bleda fleka boje cimeta.
Vedek Bareil stars in "Zombies of the Bajorasphere".
Vedek Bareil, with the orb of assimilation.  Oh, Ki-ra??
Vedek Bareil, with the orb of assimilyle! -- VBSP slogan
Vedek Bariel Victor:  1993 - 1995   R. I. P.
Vedek Winn and the Opera Hat of Doom.
Vedek Winn's Stop Leak - Get's rid of all those Bajoran informers!
Vedek Winn: "I...am your mother." Luke: "Noooooo!!!!!!"
Vedek music:  Rock 'n Robe
Vedek's Anonymous - We Can Help You
Vedeks come when you call, but the Kai has an answering machine
Vedeks drink Red Robe tea.
Vee be making big trouble for M00SE and squrrel
Vee haff vays of making you use Vindovs. Adolf Gates
Vee have zee vays to make you use Vindows - Adolf Gates
Veg-o-matic-o-Borg: It slices, it dices, it assimilates!
Vega Vu: the feeling that your car is going to turn into rust
Vegas - The vacationland of the Ferengi
Vegemite is solidified evil... - Black Rose
Vegemite on Bread: The Ultimate Sandwich
Vegepygmy... And I thought bugbear was bad.
Vegetable Arrangements - By Arty Choke
Vegetable Man, where are you? -Pink Floyd
Vegetable beef soup
Vegetables allow themselves to be harvested.
Vegetables are what food eats.
Vegetables are what food eats... - Alf
Vegetables stink too, sometimes.
Vegetarian (n.), Ancient native word meaning "lousy hunter"
Vegetarian Cooking - By Jeffrey Dahlmer
Vegetarian Mafioso. Cross me and you wake up next to a head of lettuce
Vegetarian Tagline * Tastes just like the real thing!
Vegetarian crime family. Cross me, wake up next to a head of lettuce.
Vegetarian protest song "No cukes, give peas a chance!"
Vegetarian's Peace Rally Sign: "No Cukes! Give Peas a Chance!"
Vegetarian's rally sign: "No Cukes! Give Peas a chance!"
Vegetarian, n. - Indian word meaning "Lousy Hunter."
Vegetarian:  American Indian word meaning "lousy hunter".
Vegetarian:  Indian word for lousy hunter!!!
Vegetarian: A Salad Citizen
Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter!!!
Vegetarian: Indian word meaning "lousy hunter"
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, although it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.  --Sir Robert Hutchinson
Vegetarians beware!  You are what you eat
Vegetarians beware!  You are what you eat
Vegetarians don't do it with meats.
Vegetarians eat only veggies. Is Dahmer a humanitarian?
Vegetarians eat vegetables - Beware of humanitarians.
Vegetarians eat vegetables-Beware of humanitarians
Vegetarians eat vegetables.  Humanitarians eat...?
Vegetarians eat vegetables.  Me?  I'm a humanitarian
Vegetarians eat vegetables. What do humanitareans eat?
Vegetarians eat vegetables... I'm a Humanitarian.
Vegetarians eat vegetables:  beware of humanitarians...
Vegetarians eat vegetables; I'm a humanitarian!
Vegetarians eat vegetables; what do Humanitarians eat??
Vegetarians:/How many pigs died for SPAM?/None, it's only parts
Vegeterians beware!  You are what you eat
Vegeterians don't eat food.  They eat what food eats
Vegeterians eat vegetables.  Humanitarians eat...?
Vegetinting - Taking items from a salad bar to make your
Vegetinting - Taking items from a salad bar to make your plate colorful
Veggies of the lewd: succotash. Had your tash succoed?
Vegitarians eat vegitables ... Beware the humanitarians
Vehemence is no guarantee of truth.      - Isaac Asimov
Vehicle NOT responding manditory termination procedure-Tom
Vehicle accidents to attract attorneys
Veiled References: "Diligent" = "A plodder"
Veiled References: "Hard-working" = "A plodder"
Veiled References: "Keeps his own counsel" (Socially dysfunctional).
Veiled References: "Low-key" (Socially dysfunctional).
Veiled References: "Persistent" = "A plodder"
Veiled References: "Smart" (This person is clever but superficial).
Veiled in a false innocence, so clever
Vein - conceited
Vein ordinaire: not of royal blood.
Vein:  Conceited
Veja Du: The feeling dyslexics get when they've read this before.
Veja Du: The feeling that you have always been elsewhere before.
Veja Du: The feeling that you have never been there before.
Velcro, super glue, duct tape, post-its, and OS/2!
Velcronomicon - Book of the dead that sticks with you.
Veldammtel chinesischel Tastatultleibel!
Veldt jynx grimps waqf zho buck.
Vell, Zaphod's just zis guy you know. --Gag Halfrunt
Velocepede, n. - A very fast centipede
Velocipede:  Very fast, many-legged creature
Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight
Velveeta is a splinter group - Tom on Dairy Council
Velveeta on Wonder Bread with a Bud Lite!
Velveeta:  It's orange, so it must be cheese.
Velvet Star - A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
Velvet brake pads
Ven I does mischief, I knows ven I detta nastygram. -JCF
VenI, VIDI, VICI...I came, I saw, I roman numeraled.
Venality - the study of veins
Vende Vide Visa: We came, we saw, we bought
Vendi, Lurki, RIMEi... I came, I lurked, I RIMEd
Vendi, Vidi, Velcro -- I came, I saw, I stuck around.
Vendi, Vidi, Visa (I came, I saw, I bought)
Vending machines don't sell quiche
Vendo instrumentos musicais. Bateria nao incluida
Vendo medio paraguas para cuando llueve poco.
Vendors try hard to sell it.
Venerial Deseases by Rotchyerkakoff
Venetian blinds are made by shady characters.
Venetians do it swimmingly.
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?    Not *today*, sir, no.
Vengeance is mine, and I will repay. - Leo Tolstoy
Vengeance is mine, says the Phreak
Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord. -- Rom 12:19
Vengeance takes many forms. -- Phoenix
Vengence is mine, sayeth the Lord; but sometimes She subcontracts.
Veni - vidi - victus sum
Veni = Veni, vidi
Veni Vidi Fetuccini        (I came, I saw, I had lunch.)
Veni Vidi Visa: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
Veni vidi velcro : I came, I saw, I stuck around.
Veni vidi waffli : I came, I saw, I waffled!
Veni, *.vidi, *.vici ...I came, I saw everything, I conquered everything.
Veni, V.:::..:.:::, ...I came, I felt it in Braille.
Veni, Vedi, Clinti - I came, I saw, I lied.
Veni, Vedi, Eggo - "I came, I saw, I waffled" - B. Clinton
Veni, Vedi, Reggie     --  I Came, I Saw, I Struck Out
Veni, Vedi, Skiddy     --  I Came, I Saw, I Crashed
Veni, Vedi, Vamoose! I came, I saw, I got the hell outta there!
Veni, Vedi, Vandal: I came, I saw, I vandalized your tagline!
Veni, Vedi, Vandal: I came, I saw, I vandalized your tagline!
Veni, Vedi, Vanish- I came, I saw, I went away
Veni, Vedi, Veggie     --  I Came, I Saw, I Had A Salad
Veni, Vedi, Velcro, I came, I saw, I stuck around!
Veni, Vedi, Verboten. I came, I saw, I got thrown off the echo.
Veni, Vedi, Viagra...I came, I saw, I got a hard on (not necassarily in that order)
Veni, Vedi, Visa  --  I came, I saw, I shopped
Veni, Vedi, Visa  --  I came, I saw, I shopped
Veni, Vedi, VooDoo...I came, I saw, I put  curse on somebody
Veni, Vedi, Vouge..I came, I saw, I looked good
Veni, Vedi, Werewolf...I came, I saw, I howled at the moon
Veni, Vedi, Werewolf...I came, I saw, I howled at the moon
Veni, Vedi, Werewolf...I came, I saw, I howled at the moon
Veni, Veni, Veni. - I came, I came, I came.
Veni, Veni, Veni...I came three times.
Veni, Vici, Viagra ... I came, I saw, I needed a little help
Veni, Vida, Velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around
Veni, Vidi, Alioto...I came, I saw, I left my heart in San Francisco.
Veni, Vidi, Assisi     --  I Came, I Saw, I Became A Monk
Veni, Vidi, Beasty     --  I came, I saw, I heard rap.
Veni, Vidi, Beli...I came, I saw, I sued them all.
Veni, Vidi, Boogie...I came, I saw, I left in a BIG hurry!
Veni, Vidi, Boogie:  I came, I saw, I got out in a big hurry!
Veni, Vidi, Borde.  I came, I saw, I got bored.
Veni, Vidi, Breachy    --  I Came, I Saw, I Broke The Contract
Veni, Vidi, Cappuccino...I came, I saw, I got insomnia
Veni, Vidi, Chichi     --  I Came, I Saw, I Had Capuccino
Veni, Vidi, Clinti - I Came, I Saw, I Lied.
Veni, Vidi, Deja Vu...I came, I saw, I had been there before.
Veni, Vidi, Dimaggio...I came, I saw, I hit in 56 in a row.
Veni, Vidi, Eggo. {I came, I saw, I waffled} -- Bill Clinton
Veni, Vidi, Fetuccini        (I came, I saw, I had lunch.)
Veni, Vidi, Giddy      --  I Came, I Saw, I Got Drunk
Veni, Vidi, Itchy      --  I Came, I Saw, I Watched The Simpsons
Veni, Vidi, Kareoke...I came, I saw, I got annoyed & left
Veni, Vidi, Kitschy    --  I Came, I Saw, I Got Gaudy
Veni, Vidi, Kitschy    --  I Came, I Saw, I Got Gaudy
Veni, Vidi, Leechee    --  I Came, I Saw, I Got Nutty
Veni, Vidi, Macaroni...I came, I saw, I put a feather in my hat.
Veni, Vidi, Midi       --  I Came, I Saw, I Composed
Veni, Vidi, Mussolini...I came, I saw, I got conquered.
Veni, Vidi, Nietzsche  --  I Came, I Saw, I Felt Like Superman
Veni, Vidi, Peachy     --  I Came, I Saw, I Felt Really Keen
Veni, Vidi, Preachy    --  I Came, I Saw, I Heard Billy Graham
Veni, Vidi, ROFL -- I came, I saw, I -laughed-!
Veni, Vidi, Reachy     --  I Came, I Saw, I Forced A Few Puns
Veni, Vidi, Rosti - I came, I saw, I stole.
Veni, Vidi, SST...I came, I saw, I concorded.
Veni, Vidi, Shelfi:  I came, I saw, I stored Windows.
Veni, Vidi, Slick Willie - I came, I saw, I TAXED and SPENT IT!
Veni, Vidi, Sushi...I came, I saw, I ate a raw fish.
Veni, Vidi, V#%$&@...I came, I saw, I got pissed off.
Veni, Vidi, V-RAM...I came, I saw, I downloaded some video clips.
Veni, Vidi, V-Twin...I came, I saw, I rode my Harley
Veni, Vidi, V...%$#@& - NO CARRIER...I came, I saw, I was disconnected.
Veni, Vidi, V...%$#@& - NO CARRIER...I came, I saw, I was disconnected.
Veni, Vidi, V.32bis...I came, I saw, I connected my modem.
Veni, Vidi, V8...I came, I saw, I drank a little vegetable juice.
Veni, Vidi, VCR - I came, I saw, I taped.
Veni, Vidi, VCR - I came, I saw, I videotaped it
Veni, Vidi, VCR -- I came, I saw, I taped.
Veni, Vidi, VCR. I came, I saw, I videotaped it.
Veni, Vidi, VCR:  I came.  I saw.  I taped.
Veni, Vidi, VD...I came, I saw, I caught a disease.
Veni, Vidi, VHS...I came, I saw, I watched a little TV.
Veni, Vidi, VISA
Veni, Vidi, VISA   (I came, I saw, I charged!)
Veni, Vidi, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping
Veni, Vidi, VO...I came, I saw, I sipped some Seagrams.
Veni, Vidi, VVVRROOOMMM: I came, I saw, I hauled ass!
Veni, Vidi, VW...I came, I saw, I drove around in a little car.
Veni, Vidi, Vacate:        I Came, I Saw, I Got Out Of There
Veni, Vidi, Vaccinate: I came, I saw, I caught a nasty social disease.
Veni, Vidi, Vacuum     --  I Came, I Saw, I Hooverized
Veni, Vidi, Vacuum.  (I came, I saw, I cleaned house)
Veni, Vidi, Vagabond...I came, I saw, I bummed around.
Veni, Vidi, Vaginitis: I came, I saw, I practiced gynecology.
Veni, Vidi, Vail...I came, I saw, I skied.
Veni, Vidi, Vail: I came, I saw, I paid too much for a lift pass.
Veni, Vidi, Valedictory: I came, I saw, I matriculated.
Veni, Vidi, Vampire:  I came, I saw, I sucked.
Veni, Vidi, Van Gogh:  I came, I saw, I...OUCH!  My EAR!!
Veni, Vidi, Vanish:I came,I saw,I stole your tagline
Veni, Vidi, Vanna: I came, I saw, I bought a vowel.
Veni, Vidi, Varney...I came, I saw, I met Vern.
Veni, Vidi, Vasectomy:  I came, I saw, I didn't came.
Veni, Vidi, Vasectomy:  I came, I saw, I left in a BIG hurry!
Veni, Vidi, Vaseline:  I came, I saw, and it does WHAT to condoms?!
Veni, Vidi, Vatican...I came, I saw, I prayed.
Veni, Vidi, Vc         --  I Came, I Saw, I Got Drafted To Vietnam
Veni, Vidi, Vd         --  I Came, I Saw, I Shoulda Left It At That
Veni, Vidi, Vealy      --  I Came, I Ate, I Angered Peta
Veni, Vidi, Vealy      --  I Came, I Saw, I Had A Cutlet
Veni, Vidi, Veer: I came, I saw, I ducked!
Veni, Vidi, Vegas...I came, I saw, I lost some money and saw some great shows.
Veni, Vidi, Vege-- (I came, I saw, I had a salad)
Veni, Vidi, Veggie...I came, I saw, I dieted.
Veni, Vidi, Vegi.  I came, I saw, I had a salad.
Veni, Vidi, Veja Vu...I came, I saw, I saw the rerun too.
Veni, Vidi, Velcro            (I came, I saw, I stuck around)
Veni, Vidi, Velcro -- I came, I saw, I stuck around.
Veni, Vidi, Velociraptor (I came, I saw, I shredded!)
Veni, Vidi, Velveeta (I came, I saw, I cheesed it)
Veni, Vidi, Vend...I came, I saw, I sold out.
Veni, Vidi, Vendela    --  I Came, I Saw, I Bought Sports Illustrated
Veni, Vidi, Venice...I came, I saw, I took a gondola ride.
Veni, Vidi, Venti...I came, I looked around, I broke wind.
Veni, Vidi, Verboten...I came, I saw, I was told to go away.
Veni, Vidi, Vermini. - Lawrence Limburger
Veni, Vidi, Vermouth: I came, I saw, I (hic)...I came, I shaw, I
Veni, Vidi, Vernacular...I came, I saw, I spoke their language.
Veni, Vidi, Vernacular: I came, I saw, I said a few choice words!
Veni, Vidi, Versailes..I came, I saw, I toured a palace.
Veni, Vidi, Verse:         I Came, I Saw, I Recited Poetry
Veni, Vidi, Vertigo:       I Came, I Saw, I Got Dizzy
Veni, Vidi, Vespa...I came, I saw, I scootered around.
Veni, Vidi, Vestibule  (I came, I saw, I hid in the  closet)
Veni, Vidi, Vestibule:  I came, I saw, I got out in a big hurry!
Veni, Vidi, Veto...I came, I saw, I quashed it. - Clinton
Veni, Vidi, Via...I came, I saw, I was just passing through.
Veni, Vidi, Vibes...I came, I saw, I felt.
Veni, Vidi, Vice Versa...I came, I saw, I turned around and went back.
Veni, Vidi, Vice-Squad...I came, I saw, I got busted
Veni, Vidi, Vice-versa...I came, I saw, I saw, I came
Veni, Vidi, Vicki!     --  I Came, I Saw, I Stayed For The Show's Taping
Veni, Vidi, Vicki!     --  I Came, I Saw, I Stayed For The Show's Taping
Veni, Vidi, Vicki!     --  I Came, I Saw, I Stayed For The Show's Taping
Veni, Vidi, Video...I came, I saw, I taped what I saw.
Veni, Vidi, Vidicam - I came, I saw, I taped it
Veni, Vidi, Vilify:        I Came, I Saw, I Cursed
Veni, Vidi, Vini -- I came, I saw, I whined &lt;waaaahh&gt;
Veni, Vidi, Vino...I came, I saw, I had a little wine.
Veni, Vidi, Viola...I came, I saw, I played a little violin.
Veni, Vidi, Virgin...I came, I saw, I still didn't get laid
Veni, Vidi, Virtual...I came, I saw, I wasn't really there.
Veni, Vidi, Virtual...I came, I saw, I wasn't really there.
Veni, Vidi, Virus...I came, I saw, I caught the bug.
Veni, Vidi, Virus...I came, I saw, I got infected
Veni, Vidi, Virus..I came, I saw, I detected a bug.
Veni, Vidi, Virus..I came, I saw, I detected a bug.
Veni, Vidi, Vis-a-Vis...I came, I saw, I compared.
Veni, Vidi, Visa - I came, I saw, I charged it
Veni, Vidi, Visa - I came, I saw, I shopped.
Veni, Vidi, Visa-- (I came, I saw, I did some shopping)
Veni, Vidi, Visa--I came, I saw, I bought it.
Veni, Vidi, Visa.
Veni, Vidi, Visa. (I came, I saw, I bought.)
Veni, Vidi, Visa. (I came, I saw, I charged it.)
Veni, Vidi, Visa:  I came, I saw, I shopped.
Veni, Vidi, Visa:  I came, I saw, I'm a tourist!
Veni, Vidi, Visa: I came, I saw, I got my credit cards stolen!
Veni, Vidi, Viscera...I came, I saw, I lacked the guts.
Veni, Vidi, Viscosity: I came, I saw and I oozed on out of there!
Veni, Vidi, Vito       --  I Came, I Saw, I Paid My Loan Shark
Veni, Vidi, Viva...I came, I saw, I lived a long life.
Veni, Vidi, Vodka...I came, I saw, I got drunk.
Veni, Vidi, Void...I came, I saw, but there was nothing to see.
Veni, Vidi, Volov...I came, I saw, I learned to speak Swedish.
Veni, Vidi, Voltaire...I came, I saw, I became a philosopher.
Veni, Vidi, Vomit...I came, I saw, I ate their food.
Veni, Vidi, Vomit...I came, I saw, I puked
Veni, Vidi, Vomiti
Veni, Vidi, Vomiti
Veni, Vidi, Vomiti. "I came, I saw, it made me sick."
Veni, Vidi, Vomiti:  I came, I saw, I got sick!
Veni, Vidi, Voodoo...I came, I saw, I was cursed.
Veni, Vidi, Vote...I came, I saw, I got elected.
Veni, Vidi, Vrooooom: I came, I saw, I left in a hurry!
Veni, Vidi, Vulgarity...I came, I saw, I cussed a little
Veni, Vidi, Vulture! (I came, I saw, I called my lawyer!)
Veni, Vidi, Vulture! (I came, I saw, I called my lawyer!)
Veni, Vidi, Winnie     --  I Came, I Saw, I Felt Sorry For Nelson
Veni, Vidi, Yari: I came, I saw, I got killed by an oil slick!
Veni, Vidi, Zuchini...I came, I saw, I got squashed.
Veni, Vidi, _Velociraptor_....I came, I saw, I shredded.
Veni, Vidi, arreViderci...I came, I saw, I said good-bye.
Veni, Vidi, di Vinci...I came, I saw, I invented.
Veni, Vidi, ineV...I came, I saw, I turned around and came back.
Veni, Vidi, vi...I came, I saw, I wrote about it on a UNIX editor.
Veni, vedi, VCR:  I came, I saw, I dubbed.
Veni, vedi, valance:  I came, I saw, I hung curtains.
Veni, vedi, valence:  I came, I saw, I acquired an electron.
Veni, vedi, vasaline: I came, I saw, I slipped
Veni, vedi, veal parmagian:  I came, I saw, I ate Italian.
Veni, vedi, vegi - I came, I saw, I had a salad
Veni, vedi, vicuna: I came, I saw, I bought a really expensive sweater
Veni, vedi, virus: I came, I saw, I caught a cold.
Veni, vedi, voodoo:  I came, I saw, I dated a zombie.
Veni, vici, VD - I came, I conquered, I got the clap
Veni, vidi veni = I came...I saw the second coming.
Veni, vidi, Borgi: I came, I saw, I got assimilated!
Veni, vidi, Hillary - I came, I saw, I TOOK OVER!
Veni, vidi, Hillary - I came, I saw, I TOOK OVER!
Veni, vidi, VCR:  I came, I saw, I dubbed
Veni, vidi, Vega:  I came, I saw, I played Super Street Fighter ][.
Veni, vidi, Visine: I came, I saw, my eyes were bloodshot
Veni, vidi, boogie...I came, I saw, I left in a BIG hurry
Veni, vidi, buttinski.
Veni, vidi, calce concidi.
Veni, vidi, crappy: I came, I saw, It sucked.
Veni, vidi, et got the T-shirt.
Veni, vidi, fece!
Veni, vidi, fece! I came, therefore I went to the bathroom
Veni, vidi, nuclei deceiri -- I came, I saw, I dumped core
Veni, vidi, vaboo:  I came, I saw, I've almost got it fixed!
Veni, vidi, vacate:  I came, I saw, I got out of there.
Veni, vidi, valence:  I came, I saw, I decorated.
Veni, vidi, vamp:  I came, I saw, I came, I saw, I came, I saw
Veni, vidi, veggie:  I came, I saw, I had a salad.
Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I stuck around
Veni, vidi, venal:  I came, I saw, I was bribed.
Veni, vidi, vendor - I came, I saw, I set up a hot dog stand.
Veni, vidi, verify:  I came, I saw, I saw.
Veni, vidi, vermillion:  I came, I saw, I was mugged and beaten.
Veni, vidi, verse:  I came, I saw, I recited poetry.
Veni, vidi, vertigo:  I came, I saw, I got dizzy.
Veni, vidi, vesicant:  I came, I saw, I drank the water.
Veni, vidi, vestibule:  I came, I saw, I hid in the hall.
Veni, vidi, vici.  -- Caesar
Veni, vidi, vici. [I came, I saw, I conquered.] - Julius Caesar
Veni, vidi, vilify:  I came, I saw, I cursed.
Veni, vidi, vintage:  I came, I saw, I sampled the wine.
Veni, vidi, virtual:  I came, I saw.  From remote.
Veni, vidi, visa (I came, I saw, I went shopping).
Veni, vidi, viscous: I came, I saw, I oozed.  - Odo
Veni, vidi, volt:  I came, I saw, I was shocked.
Veni, vidi, vomit:  I came, I saw, I barfed.
Veni, vidi, waffli : I came, I saw, I waffled!
Veni, vidi,..&lt;thwipp&gt;...confiscates
Veni,Vedi,Vandal:I came,I saw,I vandalized your tagline!
Veni,Vidi,Vici
Veni. Vidi, Borgi:  I came, I saw, I got assimilated!
Ventriloquism!  Big, broad, sassy, and brassy! -- TV's Frank
Ventriloquists do it with their mouths closed.
Ventriloquists do it without moving their lips.
Ventura Freeway
Venture not to defend what your judgment doubts of. - English Saying
Venus Crescent Beam Shower! - Sailor Venus
Venus Love Me Chain! - Sailor Venus
Venus Venus Shower!! ... Or was that Venus Meteor Shower?? - Venus
Venus de Milo got carried away biting her fingernails
Venus does it on the half-shell!
Venus, Goddess of Generation, Queen of the Shades
Venus, Love Goddess, you toy with the hearts of men! - The Tick
Venusian anteater gangs-think about it for a while
Verad!...don't call me Benjamin -- Sisko
Verb!  That's what's happenin'!
Verb, as the documentation (aka the "F...'n Manual :-)
Verbal agreements frequently lead to verbal disagreements.
Verbal communication - The roadkill of the Information Superhighway
Verbietet tabus. toetet intolerante
Verbing weirds language - Calvin
Verbing weirds language. -- Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes)
Verbose, isn't he? Spock on Apollo
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things. - Dan Quayle
Verbosity:  Refuge Of Those With Nothing Original To Say.
Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
Verge's Little Idiot -- coming soon to a player near you!
Vericose veins......Veins which are very close together
Verified S.P.E. at keyboard
Verifiers check on it.
Verify: are we under attack? Janeway
Verifying User
Verily I say unto you: "Doo wah diddy diddy, dum diddy doo!"
Verily, it is written, blah, blah, blah, blah, and then you're dead
Verily, there are many ways to form friendships in Cyberspace!
Veritas vos liberabit(the truth will set you free)
Veritech Fighter Pilots do it in three positions.
Vermicious knids eat oompa loompas!
Vermiculture. Good hobby for the dead.
Vermont:  State with lowest crime rate & no gun laws
Vermont: It's against the law to whistle under water.
Vermont: Least gun control and crime.  DC: The opposite.
Vermont: State with lowest crime rate and no gun laws
Vermouth always makes me brilliant unless it makes me idiotic.  -- E.F. Benson
Vern, you'd trade me for a banana...! -- The Regulator
Vernal and autumnal exquinoxes: just another average day
Vernon Howell changed his name AGAIN, now he's David KorASH!
Vernon got exactly what he deserved...NOTHING!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
Veronica and Jughead Have Love Child - Archie
Veronica is a gopher's best friend!
Verrrrrrrrrrry funny, Scotty.  Now beam up my clothes.
Verrrrry funny, Scotty. Now would you beam my clothes down to me?
Verrrry Interesting... But Stupid!
Verrrry interrrreshting, but shtupid! - Arte Johnson, 1975
Verrrry interrrresting...und verrry shtupid! - Arte Johnson
Verrry funny, Scotty.  Now beam up my clothes.
Verry Funny Scotty......Now beam  Down My Cloths
Versicle -- a frozen poem on a stick.         Testicle
Versifiers write poems for it.
Version 6.66:  The Anti-DOS
Version Rule:  Version 1.0 was smaller and faster.
Version Rule: Version 1.0 was smaller and faster. Edsil Murphy
Vertebrates gave rise to chiropractors
Vertebrates...unquestionably gave rise to chiropractors.
Vertically-fornicated mind.
Vertigo Radio - "Tweek the nobbedge"
Vertigo makes the world go round!
Vertullo:  Fidonet's resident schizophrenic
Vervelend ... dat ie het niet doet drukt u eens op ALT CTRL DEL
Very Funny Scotty! Now beam me down my clothes
Very Precise - By Matt Iculous
Very amusing, now put the host down. - Vicki!
Very amusing. Very amusing. - Neelix
Very big on Gods. Always smelt of burnt hair. Naturally resistant
Very brave man, they don't usually get this far
Very clever Worf, eat any good books lately?
Very clever, but sex would have been better!
Very creative.  Very imaginative.  Logic... *that's* what's missing.
Very creative: Finds 22 reasons to do anything except ori
Very deep. You should send that into Reader's Digest, they've got a page for people like you. - Douglas Adams
Very droll. Yes indeed - Crow
Very few blacks will take up golf until the requirement for plaid pants is dropped. -- Franklyn Ajaye
Very few individuals ever radiate real knowledge.
Very few jobs actually require a penis or vagina.
Very few people are both a summer *and* a winter. - The Riddler
Very few profundities can be expressed in 57 characters.
Very few profundities can be expressed in less than 80 characters.
Very funny Chief - now beam up my clothes!     - Picard
Very funny Ensign Wolff, now beam down my pants!!
Very funny Frank. Will ya' buzz me in?! - Dr. Forrester
Very funny Mr. O'Brien...now beam down my uniform!
Very funny Mr. Scott -- Now beam up my clothes
Very funny Scotty - now beam up my clothes!
Very funny Scotty!..Now beam down my clothes!
Very funny Scotty, now beam up my clothes...
Very funny Scotty.  Now beam my clothes down too
Very funny Scotty. Now beam me down my clothes! :-)))
Very funny Scotty. Now, BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!
Very funny Scotty...now beam down my clothes!!!
Very funny Scotty...now beam down my uniform!
Very funny! Now beam up my clothes!
Very funny, Garfield.  Jon
Very funny, Mr. Scott.  Now, beam down my pants!
Very funny, Scottie.  Now beam my clothes down too
Very funny, Scotty ! Now beam up my trousers !
Very funny, Scotty - now beam down my clothes.
Very funny, Scotty, now beam down my pants, too!
Very funny, Scotty.  Now BEAM DOWN MY TOUPEE!!  * Kirk
Very funny, Scotty.  Now beam down my clothes!
Very funny, Scotty.  Now beam up my clothes too!
Very funny, Scotty.  Now, BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!!
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my pants!
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
Very funny, Scotty. Now, BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!!
Very funny, Scotty...now beam up my clothes. --Kirk
Very funny. Yes.
Very good Mr. Einstein, but next time show all your work!
Very good Pris, now show him why
Very good Worf.  Eat any good books lately? - Q
Very good! We'll have to give you a badge of Mathematical Excellence!
Very good, Einstein, but next time please show your work
Very good, Einstein, but next time show the working
Very good, Einstein, but next time show your work.
Very good, Mr. Einstein, but next time please show your w
Very good, Wally...Very Circular
Very good, Worf. EAT any good books lately?
Very good. You've understood perfectly so far - Lore
Very high on my list of current needs is:  better luck.
Very humorous, indeed.  Hysterical, in fact.  Data
Very large ants are giANT.
Very latest galactic thrill:  *vibrating* B-W Tribbles.
Very little in life is black and white--except if you're a zebra.
Very little tastes as good as a mouthfull of soggy croutons.
Very nice save to avoid incrimination, bravo!
Very nice, Clambake! -- Dr. Forrester
Very nice, Joel. Downright funky - Frank
Very novel Q.  You must get them in the stores for Christmas - 007
Very okay. Don't forget, now.  &lt;expectant grin&gt;  - Anna Steven
Very poetic, I like that much better.  Here are a few more like those:
Very prim, very proper, almost austere! - Kryten
Very silly, extremely perturbed
Very skinny extras make Colossus look big
Very smart, Jean-Luc. - Q
Very smelly.  Wait.  That's me... -- Crow T. Robot
Very smelly. Wait. That's me - Crow in Deep 13
Very unfortunate.  We will be dead - Worf
Very unusual. I don't know this game, what's it called? - Quark
Very useful, no doubt, that was to Saruman; yet it seems that he was not content. --Gandalf
Very well then... prepare to die. :) - Dire Wolf
Very well, I shall call you Bruce then
Very well, Mr. Neelix. Janeway
Very well, Mr. Spock, the bridge is yours!    - Decker
Very well, Stones, who's behind *IS* the giant rat of Sumatra?
Very well, fire when ready. --Riker
Very well.  You're in charge, Mr. Carrey. Janeway
Very well. I'll keep the two of you informed about my progress. -Odo
Very well. If you'll come this way. Sisko
Very well. We'll be in touch. Janeway
Very, very curious. Neelix
Vese are the thoyages of the enship Starterprise.
Vesele sam prirode sto se narocito vidi kad sam radostan.
Vesele' Va'noce a s~t~astny' novy' rok! -Czech Christmas
Vesele' Vianoce a s~t~astlivy' novy' rok! -Slovak Christmas
Vestiphobia: Fear of clothing
Vests are to suits as seat-belts are to cars
Vet's sign:  The doctor will be with you soon.  SIT!  STAY!
Vet's welcome mat:  "Woof Right In!"
Vetar duva, riba kaslje, ja te volim najvise na svetu
Veteran - Bermuda Triangle Exploration Team: 1999-1955.
Veteran of the Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force 1990-1951
Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Exploration Team: 1999-1955
Veteran--1994 World Cup English Fan Chaperone Squad.
Veteran--1994 World Cup Rule Translation Team.
Veteran: Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force 1992 - 1942....
Veterans are predictable, it's the replacements that are dangerous
Veterans have much more experience than the fresh-handed.
Veterinarians do it with sick animals.
Veterinarians drive like animals.
Vets Looking Out for Vets, cause NO ONE ELSE WILL!
Vex officio: Annoy the guy in charge.
Vhat seems to be the trouble Leutnant @TOLAST@? --Q
Vhat seems to be the trouble Lieutenant Chet? -Q
Vhat seems to be the trouble, Leutnant Picard? --Q
Vhujunka............sweet?                             DOH!
Vi ste nam kurtoni!
Vi: Story conference slave master.  WRITE or DIE!
ViTU e ?!?  We dON't gOt NO  tiNkiNg viTU e !!!
Via ovicipitum dura est...The way of the egghead is hard. (Adlai Stevenson)
Via the death penalty, there are no repeat offenders!
Viaduct?  I dunno, why a duck?
Viaduct? Why not a chicken?
Vibrating pocket pagers, a whole new dimension of phone sex!
Vibration.  We're not talking about a violin. * Riker
Vicars DO IT with amazing grace.
Vicars DO IT with candlesticks!
Vicars do it with amazing grace.
Vicars substitute others to
Vice Brigadier Sir Thomas "Bullhead" Servo - Mike
Vice Squad - Pussy Posse
Vice Squad: A pussy posse.
Vice Versa - poems about brothels?
Vice Versa; Mafia controlled poetry
Vice goes a long way towards making life bearable
Vice is its own reward. (Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant, )
Vice is nice, but Incest is best
Vice presidents can't spell!
Vice stings us even in our pleasures, but virtue consoles us even in our pains.     Cowper (1731-1800--)
Vice-president is always under the
Vices and Virtues: Can't have one without the other! - L.Abraham
Vices subject to change without notice
Vicious as a tigeress can be, she never eats her own cubs. - Chinese Proverb
Vicious circle - your open mouth!
Vicious circle:  A cunt with teeth.
Vicious circle: A vagina with teeth.
Vicious pirate crew seeks bloodthirsty pirate captain
Vickie Weaver is proof that the FBI sanctions murder!
Victim of a drive-by wedgie
Victim of a prank, Geordi puts a banana over his eyes.
Victim of the revolving door of Senseless Fate.
Victimology: The most money goes to the biggest victim.
Victims are those who got it.
Victims... Aren't we All!!! - Eric Draven
Victims... aren't we all... -- The Crow
Victor Bariel Has a Wimpy Smile! --FAB alternate slogan
Victor Borg:  Pianos are irrelevant
Victor and Kira when the bulkheads shook.
Victor, Victor?!!!! Where art thou?!!!!
Victoria bordering on the truly amazing.......New South Wales
Victoria's Secret catalog:  Poor man's Playboy
Victoria's Secret is that she dresses like a slut
Victoria's Secret is that she likes to dress like a slut
Victoria's Secret: nobody over 30 can fit into their stuff
Victoria, BC - Home of the newly-weds and nearly-deads
Victors know how hard to win it.
Victory cuts through an awful lot of red tape
Victory find a hundred fathers, but defeat is an orphan.
Victory has a thousand fathers, but defeat is an orphan. JFK
Victory is a feeling of greatness known only by those who can spell.
Victory is a feeling of greatness known only by those whome are great.
Victory is a feeling of greatness known only by those whome are great.
Victory is a political fiction
Victory is a political fiction
Victory is mine
Victory is mine. -- King Arthur
Victory is only relative, defeat is truly decisive.
Victory lies not in the goal, but in the relentless pursuit of it
Victory of the spirit is worth more than victory on the track
Victory or Death!  (If it doesn't rain)
Victory or defeat!
Victory uber allies!
Victory, Melek...It smells sweet... - Thrakhath
Vid' krava!
Vid' kurvice, navlaci gac'ce!
Videla zaba da se konj potkiva, pa i ona nogu digla
Videmus nunc per speculum in aenigmate... Nunc cognosco ex parte
Video Camera at the ATM: You, too, can be a Porn Star!
Video Exelerators speed up 10% of vidio IO, Windows Slows
Video Games are life, the rest is just details.
Video Warriors!  Look!  All the towers are lighting up! --Dumont
Video arcade Christmas carol:  "Chest guts roasting as I open fire..."
Video cameras everywhere.  A world run by Sony. -- Tom Servo
Video game players just can't stop.
Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two extra lives.
Video girls can't fall in love. But why does my heart ache so much?
Video girls can't fall in love. But why does my heart ache so much?
Video recorders exist to do our TV watching for us
Vidi, Veni, Erectus. I came, I saw, I put up a tower
Vidi, Veni, Video (I came, I saw, I took LOTS of PICTURES!)
Vidi, Vici, Veni, Veni, Veni (I saw, I conquered, I ca...)
Vidi, Vici, Veni.  - Caesar, talking of Cleopatra
Vidi, Vici, Veni:  I saw, I conquered, I came
Vidi,Veni,Video (I came, I saw, I took LOTS of PICTURES!)
Vidians, Vidians, Vidians, Vidians, Vidians--AAAARRRGHHH!!!
Vieles laesst glauben, dass unser leben kurz ist
Vienna, VA
Viet Nam? We were WINNING when I left!
Vietnam Vets are not FONDA Jane...NSAR 67
Vietnam cookbook: 101 ways to WOK your dog.
Vietnam:  Return home to face not appreciation but isolation.
Vietnamese Cookbook:  "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog!"
View from the Top of the Staircase by Ilene
View with skepticism anything described as "cool".
Viewers do it with eyes.
Viewscreen on Captain! It's Gilligans Is... Naw!
Vigilance is the foundation upon which victory is built. Metroplex
Vigilia pretium libertatis.  (Eternal vigilance is the price of
Viking Foreplay: "HEY! YOU! C'MERE!"
Viking Philharmonic Orchestra: World's largest horn section!
Viking Rule of Acquisition 1: Remember where you beached the long ship
Vikings vs Redskins, Scully...  just you and me. - Mulder (2x13)
Vila: "I think I have just made the biggest mistake of my life."
Vilifiers say others don't do it well.
Villa maria - die erste box im wald!
Villagers do it provincially.
Villains ALWAYS have antidotes. They're funny that way. - The Tick
Villains in black.
Villains, I say to you now, knock off that evil! - The Tick
Villians ALWAYS have antidotes. They're funny that way. -The Tick
Vince Arenas AVLC^2 * E-Mail to: vinceavl@bcfreenet.seflin.lib.fl.us
Vince Foster: The real smoking gun of Whitewater Gate.
Vince McMahon does it with every diva in the WWF locker room!
Vince McMahon of Borg: "1..2..He's assimil.. No, kickout!"
Vince and Larry in `96!
Vince and Larry use Windoze so that you know how dangerous it is!
Vince has assembled his braintrust - Crow on tough gang
Vince has no Elvis in him at all.
Vince in Suave Overdrive - Tom
Vincent Foster was last seen alive in the White House
Vincent Price  1911 - 1993   He will be missed.
Vincent Price:  "Quoth the Raven, Nevermore."
Vincent Vega:  Our Man in Amsterdam.
Vincent loves Catherine [in heart]
Vincent's Slinky's kinked.
Vindows uber Alles! - Adolf Gates
Vineburg's Conclusion #5: *Everything* is unreliable.
Vineburg's Law of Specifications: "True" MTBF = MTBF%1000
Vineburg's Law of Sysoping: "Sysoping sucks."
Vineburg's Laws: #14) When in doubt, let the dog choose.
Vineburg's Laws: #25) When trouble strikes, Ctrl-Alt-Del!
Vinegar - the *other* white meat.
Vinegar in yer ears? Ya got pickled hearing!
Vini Vidi Visa - I came, I saw, I did a little shopping
Vini Vidi Visa:  I came, I saw, I bought
Vini Vidi Vomiti "I came, I saw, It made me sick"
Vini, Verdi, Clinton  I came, I saw, I lied
Vini, Vidi, Eggo - "I came, I saw, I waffled" - B. Clinton.
Vini, Vidi, VCR--I came, I saw, I taped!
Vini, Vidi, Velcro -- I came, I saw, I stuck around.
Vini, Vidi, Visa:  I came, I saw, I bought
Vini, Vidi, Vomiti "I came, I saw, It made me sick"
Vini, Vidi, Vovere...I came, I saw, I twitted.
Vini, vedi, hacki.
Vini, vide, wee wee ... I came, I saw, I wet my pants.
Vini, vidi, Vorlon. : I came, I saw, I *AM*
Vini, vidi, vici.
Vini, vidi, wee wee .. I came, I saw, I wet my pants!
Vini,Vidi,Visa.I came,I saw,I charged.
Vintage Radio: Theatre of the mind
Vinum apostatare facit etiam sapientes
Vinyl Siding - Is that a spur that runs next to a plastics factory?
Viola (n): fiddle searching for the right diet
Viola players do it deeper than the Violins can!
Violators will be prosecuted
Violators will be shot.  Survivors will be shot again
Violence has it's rut in poverty. (Look at OJ & Menendez)
Violence in reality is quite different from theory.
Violence in reality is quite different from theory. -- Spock, "The Cloud Minders"
Violence in reality is quite different from theory..Spock..
Violence in the post office = "going postal." When it's in the schools, are we "going scholastic?"
Violence in the voice is often only the death rattle of reason in the throat. - John Boyes
Violence in the voice is often only the death rattle of reason in the throat. - John Boyes
Violence is a sword that has no handle -- you have to hold the blade
Violence is just a hobby of mine.
Violence is just, where kindness is vain. -- Corneille
Violence is molding
Violence is now mainly organized and governmental. - B. Russell.
Violence is the Last Refuge of the Incompetent! -- Salvor
Violence is the biggest enemy of Israeli democracy (Itzhak Rabin, an hour before he was shot)
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.  -- Salvor Hardin
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent." -Isaac Asimov
Violence is the last resort of the frustrated.
Violence is the last resort of the incompetent.  -Issac Asimov
Violence is the last resort of the incompetent. - Salvador Hardin
Violence is the last word of the illiterate. Also the first.
Violence is the ultimate human degradation - Ramsey Clark
Violence is the ultimate solution.  -Dave's new roommate
Violence never settled anything! -- Genghis Khan
Violence never settles anything. - Genghis Khan 1162- 1227
Violence never solved anything.  Try telling the Carthaginians
Violence never solved anything. --Genghis Khan
Violence never solves anything, but it sure makes me feel good.
Violence on TV? What about that guy nailed to a cross?
Violent agreement
Violent crimes, except rape, increased by 36%, 1981-1990.
Violent? -- Wesleynan zone?mprov
Violet, is that @TOFIRST@'s sword under your bed ???
Violet, who's sword is that under the bed...?
Violinists DO IT with bows and strings.
Violinists daughter, but she took off her G-string and all the boys fiddled
Violinists do it gently.
Violinists do it in first position.
Violinists do it with long strokes.
Violoncellists do it low.
Vios con dios!
Vique's Law: A man without a religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
Vique's Law: A man without religion is like a fish withou
VirCure: Windows Found...delete? [Y/Yeah/Heck Yeah]?
Vire kroz kljucaonicu, u vasu spavaonicu.
Virgin Cola?  Very nice, but it takes 4 hours to get the top off.
Virgin Marriage  - By Chastity Belt
Virgin PCs still have their HIMEM intact
Virgin Steel. I went to school w/Virgil Steele - Mike
Virgin Tagline: a tagline that has not been entered
Virgin Territory: What a 5th grader sits on?
Virgin Wool: Wool from UGLY Sheep! 
Virgin like balloon  One prick, all gone
Virgin with thimble on finger never feel prick
Virgin wool comes from *UGLY* sheep!
Virgin wool comes from frigid sheep
Virgin wool comes from ugly sheep.
Virgin wool:  Wool from slow sheep.
Virgin, n. - A young girl with a diaphragm by Matell
Virgin, n. - One who might be called a "notyeterosexual"
Virgin, n. - Someone who only has sex once
Virgin, n.:  An ugly third grader
Virgin: 12-year old Kentucky girl who can outrun her brother
Virgin: A recipe that has not been snagged.
Virgin: Slut-in-waiting?
Virgin: Waste.
Virgin: a tagline that has not been stolen.
Virgin: an extremely ugly 3rd grader in the Tennessee Hills
Virgin? Heck! Let Kirk go where no man has gone before
Virgina Slimed: A cigarette butt with lipstick on it.
Virginia Beach, VA - The water resort without water.
Virginia Blalock wrote in a message to Jim Venn:
Virginia Slimed:  A cigarette butt with lipstick on it.
Virginia Woolfe might drive a Spitfire.
Virginia is for Lovers.
Virginia is for lovers, but Pennsyvania has Intercourse
Virginia is for lovers, but Pensylvania has INTERCOURSE!
Virginia law forbids bathtubs in the house; tubs must be kept in the yard.
Virginity can be cured.
Virginity is a disease that can be cured.
Virginity is an unsocial disease
Virginity is curable
Virginity is curable if caught early enough.
Virginity is curable if detected early
Virginity is curable.
Virginity is experience not yet fulfilled
Virginity is like a balloon - one prick and it's all gone!
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick.all gone.
Virginity is like a balloon: One prick and it's gone.
Virginity is like a bubble, one prick and it's popped.
Virginity is like a bubble. One prick and it's gone forever
Virginity is like hemophilia... One prick and it's over
Virginity is not contagious, but I often wish it was!
Virginity is not hereditary
Virginity is not hereditary -- Heinlein
Virginity is not hereditary... - Robert A. Heinlein
Virginity is not hereditary... -- Heinlein
Virginity like balloon, one prick, all gone.   Confucius
Virginity like balloon, one prick.... all gone.
Virginity may be a handicap... but no, you may not park there!
Virginity, like baby teeth, is only intended to be temporary.
Virginity, n. - Of all deviant behaviour, the strangest
Virginity, the curse of the f*cking class!
Virginity:  A curable congenital defect
Virginity:  If you use it, you lose it.
Virginity: A birth defect, easily cured
Virginity: A cherry pit?
Virginity: An un-eaten cherry pie?
Virginity: An un-entered tunnel?
Virginity: An unexploded cherry bomb?
Virginity: An unexplored cave?
Virginity: An unfilled crack?
Virginity: An unfulfilled hole?
Virginity: An unopened box?
Virginity: An unplumbed pipe?
Virginity: An unstoked fire?
Virginity: And un-primed pump?
Virginity: Big issue over a little tissue.
Virginity: How selfish of women to just sit on it!
Virginity: I'd like to kiss it away
Virginity: If you use it, you lose it.
Virginity: Like a balloon: one little prick and it's gone
Virginity: a curable congenital defect.
Virginity: like a balloon: one prick and it's gone.
Virgins R Us has closed due to lack of personnel.
Virgins R Us" is closed, due to stock shortage. 
Virgins R' Us......closed due to personnel shortage.
Virgins do it in their minds!
Virgins do it...well, actually, they don't.
Virgins don't DO IT yet.
Virgins for sale! Sorry, no returns accepted.
Virgins only do it once
Virgins only do it once.  &lt;-+- How's the grammar!
Virgins:  Once you love them, they're not!!
Virgins: Sexually Challenged Women?
Viri aren't intelligent, and neither are some who get it!
Virtual 8088: simultaneous drinking & typing
Virtual Cat tangles the Web.
Virtual Intelligence: You think you know everything!
Virtual Reality - for those who don't believe in life
Virtual Reality ... what a concept!
Virtual Reality Conference Host
Virtual Reality Is Like Free-Basing American Television.
Virtual Reality is Real!
Virtual Reality is a contradiction.
Virtual Reality is nothing compared to a good imagination
Virtual Reality. My life when my wife spots the new $700 printer
Virtual Reality... available at your nearest bookshelf
Virtual Reality? Who wants to simulate reality? Try Virtual Fantasy
Virtual Tag Line, you can see it but can't touch it.
Virtual artists make virtual money.
Virtual means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
Virtual morality is more common than Virtual Reality.
Virtual reality
Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin. - Susie Derkins
Virtual reality is a contradiction.
Virtual reality is its own reward
Virtual reality is not virtually real!
Virtual reality: I think, therefore I am
Virtual reality?  I can't cope with *real* reality!
Virtual workspace, Virtual Office, Virtual Job
Virtual workspace, Virtual Office, Virtual Job, Virtual pay.
Virtual: not knowing where your next byte is coming from.
Virtuality Has Taken Precedence Over Reality!
Virtuality: So real it seems fake.
Virtually everyone driving in front of you is an idiot
Virtue becomes a wife; beauty becomes a concubine.
Virtue does not always demand a heavy sacrifice -- only the willingness to make it when necessary. -- Frederick Dunn
Virtue does not lend itself to the same verbal enthusiasms that vice does
Virtue has its own reward, but no box office. - Mae West
Virtue has never heen as respectable as money
Virtue is a relative term
Virtue is a relative term, Doctor. -  Spock
Virtue is a relative term.
Virtue is a relative term. - Spock
Virtue is a relative term. -- Spock, "Friday's Child"
Virtue is a social liability
Virtue is a state of war, and to live in it we have always to combat with ourselves. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Virtue is easy for an ugly woman.
Virtue is easy for the ugly
Virtue is insufficient temptation.
Virtue is it's own punishment.
Virtue is its own punishment  --Denniston
Virtue is its own punishment.
Virtue is its own revenge
Virtue is its own reward, but so is sin.
Virtue is like a rich stone, best plain set. -Francis Bacon
Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man. - Thomas Carlyle
Virtue is more to be feared than vice because its excesses are not regulated by conscience
Virtue is not left to stand alone.  He who practices it will have neighbors. -- Confucius
Virtue is the failure to achieve vice
Virtue is the failure to obtain vice. -John C. Armour
Virtue needs some cheaper thrills - Hobbes
Virtue pays but there's no market for it.
Virtue sometimes is it's own punishment.
Virtue was never as respectable as money.  - Mark Twain
Virtue would go far if vanity did not keep it company. -- La Rochefoucauld
Virtue, perhaps, is nothing more than politeness of soul. - Honore de Balzac
Virtue?  God bless you, and here's a hankie.
Virtuosi appreciate it.
Virtuoso Pianist Loses Hand! (He only held a pair of twos.)
Virtuoso: A musician with very high morals
Virtuous - washing down vitamin pills with V-8
Virtuous sex with a redhead is a *real* reward!!
Virtute et Valore - By Virtue and Valour. - The McArdle clan's motto
ViruScan Warning: CLINTON.COM fails integrity check.
ViruScan detects Windows v3.1. Remove Y N?
ViruScan detects Windows/NT. Remove (Y/N)?
ViruScan: Liberal Message found. Remove it? (Y/y)
ViruScan: Windows detected! Delete [Y/y]?
Virus "WIN.COM" found.  Remove? (Y/n):
Virus Alert!!
Virus Alert/Tagline Virus, avoid "Virus Alert" infected taglines
Virus Analysis Kit - some assembly required
Virus Detected: Pour chicken noodle soup on motherboard.
Virus Researcher:  Scientist with AIDS
Virus Scan -= Windows Found =- Delete (Y/n)
Virus Scan---FOUND:Windows - do you wish to remove the virus?
Virus Scan: WORLD.SYS infected with POLITICS virus. Delete?
Virus Scanner: "Windows found - Remove (Y,n)?"
Virus Scanner: NEWT.COM found. Delete? (Y/y)
Virus Scanning.... WINDOWS found.  Remove? Y/N
Virus Scanning.....Windows found-&gt;??_Remove_?? (Y/y)
Virus check complete.  All viruses functioning normally.
Virus check:  CHEEZ.WIZ found.  (A)bort, (D)elete, (T)erminate?
Virus checking initiated... Completed. All viruses functioning normally
Virus detected on your HD. .transfer aborted
Virus detected!  P)our chicken soup on motherboard?
Virus detected, delete Windows? (Y/n).
Virus detected, self-distruction in five minutes.
Virus detected.  Ask motherboard for chicken soup? (Y/N)
Virus detected.  OS/2 backup software stuck in R&D.  User panics.
Virus detected.  OS/2 backups not available.  Format to DOS (Y/N)?
Virus detected.  Pour chicken soup on cpu?  (Y/N)
Virus detected. OS/2 backup software stuck in R and D. User panics.
Virus detected. OS/2 backups not available. Format to DOS (Y/N)?
Virus detected: (I)nfect (E)xecute (V)accinate (P)anic
Virus found - Delete AmigaDos Y/N
Virus found - Windows 3.1.  (A)bort (R)emove (I)nstall OS/2 Warp
Virus found : OS/2: Remove it (Y/N) ?: YYYYYYY
Virus found--decaffienates coffee.sys
Virus found.  Filebase was corrupted.  Should I short-circuit (y/n)?
Virus found: MS Windows '95
Virus in the HD? who you gonna call? WORMBUSTERS
Virus of Borg:  Your files will be assimilated
Virus of Borg:  Your hard drive will be assimilated
Virus programmers do it with malice.
Virus related taglines.
Virus scan:  Windows found, remove it?  (Y/y)
Virus scanner:       "Windows" found.  Remove? (Y)
Virus scanner: "Windows found - Remove (Y,n)?"
Virus strikes African antelope -- Gnus at 10
Virus successfully installed.  Trash FAT now? (Y/N)
Virus writers should be Debugged!
Virus writers: Impotent programmers
Virus!?! Wha v iu s I don s e ny v r s!
Virus, virii, viriii, viriv, virv, virvi, virvii
Virus-checker message: "MS-Windows found...delete?(Y/Y)"
Virus? We don't need no stinkin' virus!
VirusScan - "Windows found" :(R)emove it?
VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y) (N)?"
VirusScan -"Windows found " :(R)emove it ?
VirusScan : MS Windows found. Delete (Y/y)?
VirusScan located MicroSoft WINDOWS95 deleting & installing OS/2 WARP!
VirusScan: MS Windows found.  Delete? (Y/y)
VirusScan: Windows v3.1 found!  Remove it?  (Y/y)
VirusScanner:  "Windows found: Remove it?"
Viruscan V1.22- ** Windows found ** Remove? (Y,+
Viruscan: CLINTON.EXE found. Remove? (Y,N)
Viruses are by definition Public Domain Software.
Viruses are shareware
Viruses are your system's way of requesting a backup.
Viruses don't die they just go low profile for a while
Viruses often make my FAT go on a crash diet.
Viruses: Natures' defense against the predator: Man
Viruses; Cyber Space realized
Viruses?! We don't got no..!#$^@343h NO CARRIER
Visa dolorosa: unexpectedly high bill payment.
Visa is everywhere you want to be,,,except out of debt
Visa, Visa, Viso - I shopped, I shopped, I ran out of cash
Visa, Visa, Viso - I shopped, I shopped, I ran out of cash
Vise ne pisem TAG-ove. Bar ne besplatno.
Vise volim tebe mladu, nego pusku da mi dadu!
Visiate, visiate, asteroid minimus... or: Twinkle, twinkle, little star!
Visigoths go home
Vision is the art of seeing the invisible
Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathon Swift
Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - S. Wright
Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - s.w.
Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.  Steven Wright
Vision without action is hallucination....
Visions and expertise at 90  angle to reality!
Visions and expertise at 90  angle to reality!
Visions in my cell begins to breed
Visions of Chevy Race Cars danced in his head
Visit Canada ... home of the frozen chosen
Visit Connecticut...home of Seasonal Affective Disorder.
Visit Historic Thunderumbler's Inn.  Home of famous Dragon's Egg Mead.
Visit Historic Thunderumbler's Inn.  Home of famous Dragon's Egg Mead.
Visit Innsmouth this year and enjoy swimming on Devil's Reef
Visit L.A. - it's a riot!
Visit Quark's bar!
Visit Scenic Melnibon&#8240;
Visit Scenic Melnibon
Visit Scenic R'lyeh!  Sit on Cthulhu's Lap!
Visit Terra.  Last chance before World War III!
Visit Tonya Harding's new vacation resort:  "Club Nancy"
Visit Wisconsin!...You'll LOVE our "dairy air"!
Visit Xanth today!
Visit beautiful Vergas, Minnesota.
Visit beautiful Wisconsin Dells.
Visit club Med, Muraroa and have a real blast!
Visit me anytime at (919) 637-3583!!
Visit me in heaven
Visit our stall in Leene Square!
Visit scenic R'lyeh! See the impossible angles! Sit on Cthulhu's lap!
Visit the Hooterville Petting Zoo and pet the hooters
Visit the Hooterville Petting Zoo and pet the hooters of your choice.
Visit the Hooterville Petting Zoo and pet the hooters.
Visit the new Cardassian Holiday Resort - each room has 5 lights!
Visit your Government Church - Tom
Visit your local Rent-A-Congress-Critter outlet today!
Visit your local unemployment office, the social club of the 90's!
Visit your money - holiday in Canberra.
Visit your money this year - vacation in Washington D.C.
Visitation is for prisoners.  Children need PARENTS.
Visited Sandtiger's lately?? Try to sell your NOTHING :-)=)
Visiting Hours are Over!   -Doc Zimmerman
Visiting Keith Richards - Joel on giant syringe
Visiting This Planet . . .', said The Baron Latimer
Visiting hours are over.
Visiting hours are over. Doctor
Visitor077
Visitors are real. - Stan
Visitors are real. - Stan
Visitors come and see it.
Visitors like fish shouldn't be around after three days!
Visits always give pleasure: if not on arrival, then on the departure. -- Edouard Le Berquier, "Pensees des Autres"
Vist your local unemployment office, the social club of the 90's!
Vista ga usta, Bejbi!
Visual mode, Selma
Visualbasic Programers : do it with their eyes Open!
Visualise whirled peas.  Give peas a chance!
Visualize 'whirled peas'
Visualize Impeachment!
Visualize Tacoma
Visualize Tacoma
Visualize Whirled Peas.
Visualize World Police
Visualize using your turn signals
Visualize what you really want, not what someone else wants for you.
Visualize whirled peas
Visualize world pizza
Visualize.........  Whirrled pizza
Visualize.........  Whirrled pizza...........
Visualizing... He wanting to become the ice cream man
Visualizing? I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Vital Social Issues 'N' Stuff with KELLY
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them  to where you can't find them
Vital papers will demonstrate there vitality by moving to where you cant find them
Vitality in a woman is a blind fury of creation. She sacrifices herself to it. - George Bernard Shaw
Vitamin - what to do when the doorbell rings
Vitamin C deficiency is apauling.
Vitamin for friendship: B1
Vitamin:  What you do when friends knock on the door.
Vitamin: What you do when someone comes to your house
Vitamins...They do wonders for the strength
Vitreous humor is in the eye of the beholder. -- Jack Mingo
Viv, is it really possible to kill yourself with laxative pills?
Viva La Cheese Wheel! - Quickling
Viva Revolution!
Viva la /dev/null !  Long live /dev/null !   /dev/null forever !
Viva la Raza! (But which one?)
Vivat Trimaris!
Vive la Difference!
Vive la petit difference...!
Vive le Quebec LIBRE !!!
Vive les grosses otaries bourres  la bire !!
Vivian Tse said "OJ and Barney" While Staring amazedily at SPAM!
Vivid Software, software for soft minds
Vivid is a veritable bolt of lightning.
Vivisection is a crime. Unless you use a mime.
Viya con huevos, you ornery varmits! - Earthworm Jim
Vizzini of Borg: Resistance?! Inconceivable!
ViUe?!?  W dOeN't gOet NOe tiNkiNg viUe!!!
Vjerovaces da postoji nada ako zamislis zivot u ritmu muzike za ples
Vjerujte meni i Tudjmanu. (c)Alija Izetbegovic
Vlad the Impaler; Rasputin; Stalin; Hitler; Hillary & Bill
Vn, vd, vc...cm, sw, sw n vwls.
Vocabulary: ANTIDISESTABLISHMENARYISM (look it up)
Vocalists are good in their mouths.
Vocalize solidarity. - Collective Soul
Vodili smo konzervaciju
Vodimo device po kucama !
Vodka + Honda Accord = Dead Driver Squash
Vodka + Orange Juice + Galliano = Wallbanger
Vodka + Prune Juice + Yeast = Crotch Rot
Vodka + Prune juice = A Bloody Nuisance
Vodka + Prune juice = Can Opener
Vodka + Prune juice = Pile Driver
Vodka + Tomato Juice served over tiny snowballs = Hail Mary
Vodka + milk of magnesia = Phillips screwdriver
Vodka + prune juice: a piledriver.
Vodka Martini, shaken, not stirred.  -- James Bond
Vodka and Orange Juice: Breakfast of Champions!
Vogon Poetry Society: Corresponding Member
Vogon poetry causes cancer!
Vogon poetry is of course the *third* worst in the universe
Vogon:  Half Klingon and half Vulcan.
Vogons - As much sex appeal as a Road Accident
Vogons may read you bad poetry, but bogons make you study obsolete RFCs. -- Dave Mills
Vogons! snapped Ford. We're under attack!
Voice (Lynn Minmei) = Fingernails + Chalkboard
Voice come from cow on wall
Voice of the aborted, "I would have loved you mommy!"
Voice your opinion!
Voice(Lynn_Minmei) = fingernails + Black(board);
Voices whisper in causes, too
Voices!  Voices in my office!  Taunting me!  Demanding of me!  AAAUGGHH!
Void atexit("Jump in a lake!");
Void for vagueness?
Void in states where it isn't prohibited.
Void main (void) { if (windows=="useful") hell=frozen }
Void main(void).....Black hole programming
Void where Prohibited.   - Great! Lets wizz on Clinton's shoes!
Void where a bad idea
Void where prohibited
Void where prohibited by aardvark
Void where prohibited by kat
Void where prohibited.
Voided from the can/we tossed the SPAM in the yard./The cats bury it
Voila Mes Braves! Beat THAT Stormy! - Gambit
Voila!  The answer to our prayers! - Yakko
Voila. Instant episode.--Tracy Hemenover
Voittajatyyppi{ hymyilytt{{ kun saa sylke{ ja kivitt{{ -Ilkka Alanko
Vojvodina Vojvodjanima !
Vojvodina moja domovina!!!
Vojvodjanke Vojvodjanima !!! (a i ostale) ;)
Volatile Storage - A disk drive filled with nitroglycerine.
Volcano - a mountain with hiccups
Volcano party at Zorch's place next friday: Bring Marshmellows!
Volcano:  A mountain that blew its stack and got its rocks off.
Volcano:  A mountain with hiccups.
Volcano: A mountain that blew its stack and got its rocks off.
Volcano? May we participate?
Volcanologists know how violent it can be.
Vole exterminators will never go out of business
Vole mating pherenomes only smell nice to other Voles!
Volem missatges en catal!!!
Voles ate my homework
Voles dick through it.
Voles often bite the hand that feeds them
Voles,.....the pest exterminators final frontier
Volksmodem is down.  In fact, it's fahrfromwurken
Volkswagen: a van ordinaire.
Volkswagon: A transistorized Mercedes Benz.
Volley Theory: It is better to have lobbed and lost than never to have lobbed at all
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra
Voltaire was said to drink 50 cups of coffee a day.
Voltaire's Law There is nothing more respectable than an ancient evil
Voltron Force unite! Form blazing sword! &lt;HACK!&gt; Tune in tomorrow!
Volume C: is WRITE PROTECTED?!?
Volume does not break the language barrier
Volume in Drive C:  TOO_LOUD!
Volume in drive C has no backup
Volume in drive C is (pi)rh
Volume in drive C is INFECTED!
Volume in drive C is PLEASE WORK         Serial number is 392D
Volume in drive C: is 1.5 liters
Volume in drive C: is TOO LOUD!
Volume in drive C: is TOO LOUD!
Voluntary aerobics: wear bunny slippers near hunting dog.
Volunteer some of your time to a Scout Troop.
Volunteer's Guidebook  - By Linda Hand
Volunteer's Guidebook: Linda Hand.
Volunteers DO IT For FREE
Volunteers DO IT in their spare time.
Volunteers do it willingly.
Volunteers of America!!!!!
Voluptuous women are coming back in style. -- Rob
Volus Horriblus, is your taxanomic nomenenclature an endothermic pest?
Voluteers are being given fake placebos.
Volvo, Video, Velcro. (I came, I saw, I stuck around.)
Vomit: Yawning in technicolor
Vomiting * Involuntary personal protein spill.
Vomiting * Unplanned examination of recent food choices.
Vomiting:  What you see is what you et!
Vomiting: Unplanned re-examination of recent food choices
Von Braun; aimed for the stars... and hit London!!
Von C allein kann man nicht leben --&gt; C++!!!
Von Trapp: The Sound of Mucous
VonNeumann was into control!
Voodoo Doll:  Tims in a phone booth
Voodoo Program: Software that does what users want.
Voodoo Program: Software that should not work.
Voodoo Program: Software that should not work.
Voodoo Programming:  Things programmers do that they know
Voodoo Programming:  Things programmers do that they know
Voodoo Programming:  Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work
Voodoo acupuncture:  You don't have to go. - S. Wright
Voodoo acupuncture: You don't have to go. - S.W.
Voodoo economics...turning a profit while going bankrupt.
Voodoo economics: Hillary's budget advice from Eleanor Roosevelt.
Voodoo school - Hex Education.
Vorlon fixation....What would Freud say about that !!!
Vorlon, tastes just like chicken to me! -Joe-
Vorlons are cats.  Who else could be that arrogant?
Vorlons don't need flashlights
Vorlons? I thought we sprayed for those a week ago
Vortex goggles on?  Here we go! - Calvin
Vos papiers s'il vous plait
Voss not dock anyway.  Voss poodle
Vot repulikan, the educashun partie
Votarists decide to contribute themself.
Vote "Ren and Stimpy" for World Leaders!
Vote -- "Deport all of the above" in `92
Vote ABC in '96 (Anybody But Clinton)
Vote Anarchist.
Vote Bush for Ex-President
Vote Clinton in 1996: Let the world know Americans are stupid!
Vote Conservative - Look what it did for the Germans!
Vote Cthulhu if you are tired of choosing the lesser of two evils!
Vote Cthulhu in '96 - Why settle for the lesser evil?
Vote Cthulhu...when you're tired of the LESSER evil!
Vote Deb Milner for Moderator (1996-97)!
Vote Democrat -- it's easier than getting a job.
Vote Democrat ---- It's easier than finding a job
Vote Democrat ---- The country isn't screwed up enough yet..
Vote Democrat--Washington needs more blood and Gore
Vote Democrat. It's easier than thinking.
Vote Democrat.........It's easier than finding a job.
Vote Democrat...It's easier than getting a job.
Vote Democratic! ... The party without a clue.
Vote Democratic, it's easier than thinking
Vote Democratic--- It is easier than getting a real job.
Vote Democratic... It's easier than getting a job
Vote Early.  Vote Often
Vote H. Ross Perot In '96 - We'll Need Him After Clinton!
Vote Libertarian!
Vote NO with the weapon of your choice
Vote Republican and screw the spotted owl!
Vote Republican! ... The party without a heart.
Vote Republican, it's easier than thinking.
Vote Shadow Lover for Weirdest and Wackiest BBSer of WNY!
Vote YES on No!
Vote [X] Cthulhu - Why choose a lesser evil?
Vote anarchist.
Vote apathy! If you can be bothered.
Vote early and vote often.    Al Capone (1899-1947)
Vote early and vote often. - Anonymous
Vote early and vote often. - on US election banners in the 1850's
Vote early, and vote often.  Moral #1, Animaniacs
Vote for "NONE of the ABOVE"
Vote for "plain english" User Docs
Vote for C'thulhu! Why support the Lesser of Evils?
Vote for Clinton.  We have enough jobs, not enough taxes
Vote for Cthulhu! Why support the Lesser of Evils?
Vote for Cthulhu.  Why settle for a lesser evil?
Vote for George "Bush" or Michael "Do-Cock-Us"?  Is there another choice?
Vote for Harris, McCarthy and Prop 14.
Vote for Independence - it beats having to fight for it.
Vote for John Brain. You want John Brain to be your next president
Vote for Locutus/Hugh'9 of 6 of the Collective Party!!!
Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and TAX-DEFERRED!
Vote for Mulder & Scully in '96: "The Truth Is Out There"!
Vote for Spock and Data!  The Logical Choice!
Vote for Spock/Data in '96.  The LOGICAL choice
Vote for _______, said Tom elec-tronically.
Vote for a Good Clinton - Vote for Socks in '94.
Vote for abolishment of public display of butt-cracks.
Vote for corruption:  Vote for a liberal politician!
Vote for the Antidisestablishmentarianism Party!
Vote for the man who promises the least; he'll be less disappointing
Vote for the most absurd party. Most of you did last time
Vote for the spectacular return of THE DARKCHILDE!
Vote incumbents OUT!
Vote republican - It's easier than thinking.
Vote the A-Team in '93: Allen and Atkins, for America !!!
Vote the Elder Party in 96.  Why settle for the lesser evil?
Vote the issues, not the party.
Vote two terms for Clinton ... One in office ... One in prison!
Vote with a bullet!
Vote: "Deport All of the Above" in '96
Voters are guilty of male-only draft registration.
Voters are stupid; lie and they shall believe... - Liberal Bible
Voters quickly forget what a man says-R. Nixon
Voters quickly forget what a man says. - Richard Nixon
Voters want a fraud they can believe in.
Voters will decide who can do it.
Voting for Clinton = buying a round trip on the Titanic.
Voting in Japan causes erections
Voting is like a porno shop: Pick the dildo that hurts the LEAST!
Voting is the outlet for the politically impotent
Voting power
Voting. Your right & your duty to those that died defending that right
Voulez vouz coucher avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous ce couchez avec moi ce soir?
Vous avez demand la police, ne quittez pas
Vous perdez un membre, on en gagne un." - L'association des amputs -
Vous venez de comprendre ce que veux dire GO NORDIQUES GO... :(
Vowel Promissory Notes   - By A. E. I. O'You
Vowel movement:  the end result of being forced to eat your words
Vowels, Eegah... We need vowels. -- Crow T. Robot
Vowels: Something people take before getting married
Vows made in storms are forgotten in calms
Vows of sacrifice, headless chickens dance in circles.
Vox clamentus in deserto
Voyage of the Acolyte
Voyager 'Breaking new ground': Kes gets new clothes.
Voyager 'Cutting Edge': Shuttles are only lost every _second_ week
Voyager = Star Trek + Lost In Space... Bleah
Voyager Tags :  Work in progress
Voyager goes to Pink Alert and takes Madonna to a material world.
Voyager to Enterprise.....We're  home and welcome you to our vessel.
Voyager was WHICH hub?!?
Voyager went 70,000 light years and all I got was this T-shirt!
Voyager's WHERE? Been there already
Voyager--Generation X of Star Trek
Voyager...hoping that the next leap will be the leap back home
Voyager:  To boldly get lost where no one has been lost before!
Voyager:  To boldly go where no one has gone before, and never come back
Voyager: The Fourth Coming of Star Trek!
Voyager: To boldly come back from where no one has come back before.
Voyager: To boldly return from where no one has returned before!
Voyager: to boldly go where EVERYONE has been before.
Voyagers do it in between the sea and the sky.
Voyeurism is a spectator sport
Voyeurs do it from afar.
Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een gelukkig nieuwjaar -Dutch Christmas
Vroom vroom vroom!--Laura Thurston
Vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
Vu is not a person, he is an evil THING. --Josh Whitt
Vuja D : the feeling you've never been here before
Vuja De - The Feeling That This Has Never Happened Before
Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here
Vuja De - the feeling you'll be here later
Vuja De, n. - The feeling you've never been there before
Vuja De.......The feeling you've never been here before!
Vuja De: The Feeling none of this has ever happened before!-G. Carlin
Vuja De: the feeling that nothing like this has ever happened before.
Vuja D, n. - The strange feeling that you've never been there before
Vuja D: the strange feeling you get that nothing has happened before
Vuj D:  The feeling that nothing has happened before
Vuj D: the feeling that you've never been here before
Vulcan Blondes have fuzzy logic?
Vulcan DOS:  Illogical command or file name
Vulcan DOS:  Illogical command or file name."Bones, it's Ensign Ketchup!
Vulcan DOS: Illogical command or file name
Vulcan Death Grips don't kill, Vulcans do.
Vulcan IDIC : Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations
Vulcan Proverb: Only Nixon could go to China
Vulcan Proverb: Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Vulcan Quote: "No, I am not related to Ross Perot"
Vulcan Science Academy Dropout.
Vulcan Screen Saver: Live long and phosphor
Vulcan Space Academy--where logic prevails
Vulcan aerobics - Live long and perspire.
Vulcan beef is bad if it tastes illogical
Vulcan cowboys can't wear cowboy hats
Vulcan dignity? How can I grant you what I don't understand. McCoy
Vulcan food has gone bad when Klingons start asking for the recipe.
Vulcan from General Electric-We Bring Good Things to Life
Vulcan honors us with your presense. Spock
Vulcan logic + Klingon courage + Romulan treachery = Humans
Vulcan logic, Ferengi greed, Klingon honor...Humans have it all
Vulcan logic, Klingon courage, Romulan treachery, Humans have it ALL!
Vulcan meat gets emotional when it goes bad
Vulcan physician: hospital gowns are not logical. Just fun
Vulcan tribbles think in fuzzy logic.
Vulcan, I would speak to you. Gav
Vulcan/Tribble hybrids think in fuzzy logic.
Vulcans  never bluff.  -  Spock
Vulcans  worship  peace above all. McCoy,
Vulcans DO NOT push, Captain!
Vulcans NEVER bluff -- Spock
Vulcans STOLE your homework?
Vulcans are a species that appreciate good ears. - Quark
Vulcans are just Romulans with ice down their shorts!
Vulcans are probably immune, so just take your time. McCoy
Vulcans believe peace should not depend on force.
Vulcans believe peace should not depend on force. -- Amanda, "Journey to Babel"
Vulcans dVirgins do it only once.
Vulcans do it logically.
Vulcans do it logically... but only once every 7 years
Vulcans do it with their fingers.
Vulcans do not approve of violence.
Vulcans do not approve of violence. -- Spock
Vulcans do not approve of violence. -- Spock, "Journey to Babel"
Vulcans do not approve of violnce. -  Spock
Vulcans do not do yard work
Vulcans do not worry. --Tuvok
Vulcans don't lie - just exaggerate.
Vulcans go to movies, but they don't enjoy them.   --The Magian
Vulcans have less fun.
Vulcans make the worst patients.
Vulcans never bluff.
Vulcans never bluff. -- Spock, "The Doomsday Machine"
Vulcans only have logical drives
Vulcans stole his homework... then they ate Nog. - Jake Sisko
Vulcans stole my homework -- Nog
Vulcans stole my homework. Then they ate Nog. -J. Sisco
Vulcans stole my tagline!
Vulcans worship peace above all.
Vulcans worship peace above all. -- McCoy, "Return to Tomorrow"
Vulcans worship peace above all. McCoy, Return to Tomorrow, stardate 4768.3
Vulcans...the Vacation in the billion worlds of a used book store
Vulcans...the best straight men Victor Borg: Pianos are irrelevant.
Vulcans...the best straight men in the galaxy
Vulgar word: Taxes.
Vulgarity is a part of each writer's equipment. -- Shaw
Vulgarity:  The conduct of others
Vulgarity: The linguistic crutch of inarticulate morons.
Vulle geluk in den tuk !
Vultures Use Carrion Luggage When Flying
Vultures don't get frequent flier miles.  Lawyers DO.
Vultures fly only with carrion luggage
Vulva - a boxy, Swedish automobile.
VvErrorvvCheckingvvModemsvvarn'tvvtheyvvGreatvv
Vwl mnmlsm
Vy Is Der zo Many More Orziz Azzes Den Der Iz Orziz?
Vy not vacation in Sveden this year?
Vyvyan's gone all funny! He said he wants to kiss my bottom! - Rik
V!  W d't gt  tkg v!!!
V..!  W d't gt  .tkg v..!!!
v 1.5 -- Profound interpretations fully supported
v 1.5 -- Profound interpretations fully supported.
v-eye   all seeing or turned around IV a good time
v3.00 X (Dos + Windows + ATM)  OS/2 2.0!
v3.00 X (Dos + Windows + ATM)  OS/2 2.0!
v6.6.6 - beastly modification of software
v666.0 - beastly release of software
valentines & maple leaves/tucked into a paper bag
value beyond business
value for money. for years
var Heaven : array [from .. above] of sunshine;
varnished reeds in window jars/tarnished beads on tapestries
vas sincic, tek detence, novu kucnu pomocnicu, stipka za dupence.
vastra
veQDuj 'oH Dujllj'e'   ("Your ship is a garbage scow!")
veQDuj 'oH Dujllj'e'   ("Your ship is a garbage scow!")
veceras igram samo za tebe
velcro.
velocipede:  Very fast, many-legged creature.
veni vidi nuclei deceiri -- I came, I saw, I dumped core.
veni, vidi, taglinem subripui
veni, vidi, vermini: i came, i saw, i got ratted
veni, vidi, visa: I came, I saw, I shopped
verified 57.52% cool
versicle:  Eskimo poem.
vi - /usr/The /bin/editor /tmp/from /etc/hell!
via netmail) or e-mail me internet if you guys still have e-mail access.
ving passed on, the lawyer found himself with the devil in a
violent? -- Wesleynan zone?mprov
virus, virii, viriii, viriv, virv, virvi, virvii..
visiate, visiate, asteroid minimus... or: Twinkle, twinkle, little star!
visited this menagerie before: deja zoo
vitamin:  What you should do when friends stop by for a visit.
vjeruj mi duso srest cemo se u svijetu tajni mi nismo sami.
void atexit("Jump in a lake!");
void main (void) { if (windows=="useful") hell=frozen }
void main(void).....Black hole programming
volcano, n.: A mountain with hiccups
volcano? May we participate?
vonNeumann was into control!
vuja de: The feeling that you've *never*, *ever* been in this situation before
vvErrorvvCheckingvvModemsvvarn'tvvtheyvvGreatvv
vwl mnmlsm


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