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S p a c e d o u t
S $50,000 when you die
S & M Gym ... We'll WHIP you into shape
S & M: Means never having to say "I'm Sorry"
S & M: You always hurt the one you love.
S E N S U R R O U N D ! !
S E X is a real attention grabber.
S Novym Godom i Rozhdestvom Christovym! - Russsian Christmas
S S S S &lt;- teenage mutant ninja tribbles
S T R E T C H E D O U T
S is for "Sir, I object, I am NOT a merry man!!"
S is for STORY!
S met ing's hap ening t my k ybo rd
S not inabliity, and you can do anything you believe
S#$t!, What are you doing!? Just hitting the fan.
S&L robbed ... thieves make off with millions in IOUs!
S&L robbed ... thieves make off with millions in IOUs!
S&L, Go To Hell, Clip the pigs wings!
S&M + Necrophelia = Tie & Die
S&M means never having to say you are sorry
S&M's candies: they taste HORRIBLE! But I like 'em!
S&M. It's much better to give than receive!
S&W LadySmith, The Ultimate in Feminine Protection
S' - the Univeral Offline Reader/Editor (Quick
S'alright under the stairs - Crow as shrew lurks
S'cuse me.......'ave you got a light? :-Q
S'good thing women prefer the simple things in life.
S'hot enough to boil a monkey's bum.
S'il existait des billets de zero franc, j'en donnerais a ceux a qui je
S'matter, Emma, don'tcha trust me? - Capt Sternn
S*CK IT! -Degeneration X
S*W*I*P*E Taglines? Of course! A few, a page, an entire Conference
S*W*I*P*E*D, Assimilated, The Copies are being sent out! ROTFLMAO!!!
S*x is like pizza; even when it's bad, it's still pretty good
S*x is not the answer. S*x is the question. "Yes" is the answer
S*x on television can't hurt you unless you fall off
S-E-T Y-O-U-R E-M-O-T-I-O-N-S F-R-E-E !-!-!
S-s-s-s-s-H brain dead people alert!
S. Nicks - living proof fingernails on a chalkboard can win a Grammy.
S...T...A...N...D (new word) B...A...C...K...STAND BACK? [CRASH]
S.E.X&gt;....Socaly acceptable forplay
S.L.A.V.E. = Sexually Livid And Very Erotic
S.N.A.G. Tag #3: "I wish I could have periods too!"
S.N.A.G.'s have Beerguts, so they know what it's like to
S.N.A.G.'s have Beerguts, so they know what it's like to be pregnant.
S.O.S. A distress call from the mining ship Red Dwarf
S.O.S. - Everyone, vote against incumbents.
S.O.S. ...An Army acronym for "chips on a disk".
S.O.S., Save our System ?!
S.O.S: Save our SysOp???
S.R.A.C. Centre de Quebec - R.A.S.C. Quebec Centre
S.T.A.N.D. B.A.C.K. Scotty STV
S.T.A.N.D. B.A.C.K. Scotty STV
S.U.R.E. - Support Unrestricted Reality Exposure
S.W. LA -- where the chemicals meet the water
S.W.: Bought a decaffeinated coffee table.You can't even tell
S.W.: If our knees were bent the other way, what would chairs look like?
S.W.: It's a small world...But I wouldn't want to paint it
S.W.: Just the other day...No! That wasn't me
S.W.: You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
S.W.A.K.: Sealed with a kiss or a whack on the ass?
S.W.A.L.K - Sealed With A Loving Keyboard!
S/He who uses bad language must be an R:BASE programmer!
S/M sulhanen kantoi vaimonsa kipukynnyksen yli
S/M.......................A postal term meaning Slow Mail
S/M..A postal term meaning Slow Mail
S/he's doing the tongue-thing again! -- Laurie, Barb or Dave
S=) Smily with one ear flopping down
SA-INT = Saatanasti Aamuja It{isen Naapurin T{hden!
SA-ITS 903 CONSOLE 81 FREE. 14:56:43
SA: Store Anywhere
SAAB Same As A Buick
SAAB Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies
SAAB Such An Arrogant Bastard!
SAAB Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
SAAB - Sorry Auto, Always Broken
SAAB - Sad Attempt At Beauty
SAAB: Send Another Auto Back
SAAB: Stupid Arrogant A**hole Babies
SAAB: Such An Arrogant Bore
SAAB: Such an arrogant bastard!
SAAB: Swedish Auto Always Broken
SAAB: Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Are Best
SAAVIK: He's (Kirk) so human! SPOCK: Nobody's perfect.
SAAVIK: We're (in) over our heads.
SACRILEG.OUS detected: Lightning bolt? (Y/N)
SAD: Search And Destroy
SADAM needs a FIBER 1 diet
SADD: Students Against Drug Deprivation.
SADDAM SPELLED BACKWARDS IS WHAT HE IS!
SAFE SEX, the next best thing to being there.
SAFE SEX? When her husband's out of town
SAFESEX.ZIP is a TROJAN!
SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
SAI: Skip All Instructions
SAIL HACKERS do it with [control]
SAIL HACKERS follow the procedure
SAIL HACKERS have high service levels.
SAIL hackers do it with [Control].
SAIL hackers follow the procedure.
SAIL hackers have high service levels.
SAILORS are best on the sheets.
SAILORS do it ad nauseam
SAILORS do it after cruising the seven seas
SAILORS get blown off shore.
SAILORS like to be blown
SAINT(n): a dead sinner, revised and editted.
SAINT, A dead sinner revised and edited.
SAINT, n. A dead sinner, revised and edited. AB, DD
SAINT: [n] A dead sinner revised and edited.
SAK: Snooze At Keyboard
SALARY.COM system interrupted. Get a job.
SALE! - $64,362.69 of NEW computer equipment... NOW $37.95!
SALES PEOPLE have a way with their tongues.
SALESPEOPLE push harder.
SALESPEOPLE use high-pressure techniques.
SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to
SALVATION -- Don't leave Earth without it
SAM requires a human host. -- Malcolm Austin
SAMMY DAVIS JR. - Eye be tapped out!
SAMOAN: La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou
SAMPLE IT!
SAMPLE: Proof of induction without proof of induction
SAMPO!!!!!!!
SAMUEL CLEMENS - -30-
SAMUEL COLT - Western Piece
SANDWICH: A faulty attempt to make two ends meat
SANITY is not part of current Fidonet membership requirements
SANITY.SYS corrupt. MIND lost.
SANTA - An anagram for SATAN?
SANTA CLAUS does it at the North Pole.
SANTA CLAUS does it down the chimney.
SANTA CLAUS does it in your stockings.
SANTA CLAUS does it once a year.
SANTA CLAUS does it with elves.
SANTA CLAUSE: Killed in Vietnam
SANTA ROSA MAN DENIES|HE COMMITED SUICIDE IN|SOUTH SAN FRANCISCO
SANTA'S ELVES: Bunch of subordinate Clauses
SAPFU -- Surpassing All Pevious Foul Ups
SARGE: Child killer? It's you or her...just do it!
SARTRE: (Statement has no purpose)
SAS - Sex And Satisfaction (Scandanavian Air Service)
SAS: Show Appendix Scar
SAS: Sit And Spin
SASS Sysops Against Stupid Signatures.
SAST = Sysops * Against * Stupid * Taglines *
SASU - Sysops against Stupid Users
SATANIC (n): Anything a fundamentalist Christian doesn't like.
SATANIC (say tan' ik) n. Anything a fundy Christian doesn't like
SATANIC = Anything a fundy Christian doesn't like!
SATANIC NURSES: Health care from Hell.
SATANIC: (n) Anything a fundamentalist Christian doesn't like.
SATANIC: Anything a Fundy doesn't like
SATANIC: Anything a fundy doesn't understand.
SATANIC; n: Anything a fundamentalist Christian doesn't like.
SATANISM: Sneppah tihs.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED [Manufacturer's (upon cashing your check)]
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED...We'll send you another copy if it fails
SATTINGER'S LAW - It works better if you plug it in.
SATURDAY THE 14TH activates Saturday 14th
SATURN Sexy Alternative To Ugly Regurgative Nipponese.
SAUCE, n. The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment.
SAVE : Impossible on my salary.
SAVE BILL!!! I like him just the way he is!!! - B.Weakley
SAVE THE NOCTURNALS!
SAVE THE SKEETS
SAVE THE WHALES! Get the whole set!
SAVE YOUR COUNTRY! Vote the tax and spend Democrats out o
SAVE...SAVE...SAVE... Some day I may get to cooking all these recipes!
SAX PLAYERS are horny.
SAXOPHONISTS have curved ones.
SAY IT, don't spray it.
SB&gt;Anybody got any "Ace Ventura" tags? Or for that matter any Jim
SB&gt;Anybody got any "Ace Ventura" tags? Or for that matter any Jim
SB?L567!: Go directly to Bowser!
SBB: Store in Bit Bucket
SBBS: The Best BBS in the World - But no where else
SBC: The Network for Sensible People.
SBD: Silent But Deadly.
SBD: Silent But Deadly.
SBE: Swap Bits Erratically
SBF: Skip on Bitbucket Full
SBL........Struck By Lightnin
SC Steering Committee
SC0 UNiX was made by a SADiST!
SC: Scramble Channels
SC: Shred Cards
SCA medieval re-creation & recreation.
SCA members have archaic and eat it too!
SCA...A dream for some, a KNIGHTmare for others
SCABBARD(n): non-union poet
SCAN 9.17 V106: Found WINDOWS [Win] Remove it? [Y/n]
SCAN V Warning- Clinton.Com failed integrity check!
SCAN V2.00 The Cal Webster Virus was found. Delete? (Y/y)
SCAN V2.00 The [@TOLAST@] Virus was found. Delete? (Y/n)
SCAN V99 Report: "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/n)"
SCAN-V WARNING: CLINTON.COM FAILS INTEGRITY CHECK
SCAN: Windows found! Press any key to erase.
SCAN: Windows found. Automatically purging virus!!
SCARLETT O'HARA - Fiddle De Dead
SCAdians know all the knight moves.
SCB: Spindle Card and Belch
SCCA: Short Circuit on Correct Answer
SCCCRRRRRRREEEEEEEEECCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *THUMP!!*
SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out! - Ken Thompson
SCD: Shuffle and Cut Dec
SCENES WE'D LIKE: Holy DNA, Batman! You gave me AIDS!
SCENT FOUL PLAY IN DEATH OF MAN FOUND BOUND AND HANGED
SCEPTICS doubt it can be done
SCEU: Simulate Correct Execution, Usually
SCH: Slit Cards Horizontal
SCHEDULED: Hoped for
SCHOOL-AGE - Old enough to know better.
SCHROEDINGER - There may or may not be a cat in here with me.
SCHUBERT didn't finish it.
SCHUMER: Satan's Charles Has Undermined My Earthly Rights
SCHUSSTAFFEL!!!!
SCHWING!!!
SCI: Shred Cards Immediate
SCIENCE: What and how. RELIGION: Who and why
SCIENCE: What and how. RELIGION: Who and why. Different roles.
SCIENTISTS discovered it.
SCIENTISTS do it experimentally
SCIENTISTS do it with plenty of research
SCM: Set for Crash Mode
SCNR = Sorry, could not resist
SCOM: Set Cobol-Only Mode
SCORE! Monkeys: one. Humans: zero.
SCORE: Monkeys: 1 Humans: 0
SCORES Musicians do it aurally.
SCORES Musicians do it in time.
SCOTS RULE, OCH AYE!
SCOTSMEN do it with amazing grace
SCOTSMEN just do it.
SCOTT: (Speaking to the turbo lift) Up your shaft
SCOTT: Do you not know a jail break when you see one?
SCOTT: He's (Kirk) in a wee bit of a snit, isn't he?
SCOTT: He's (Spock) dead already!
SCOTT: What ever you say, Sir. Thy will be done
SCOTT: The more plumbing, the easier to stop up the drain
SCOTTY: Where is the darn anti-matter inducer?
SCOTTY: Would you care for a wee nip of Scotch whiskey?
SCOTTY: He's (Kirk) in a wee bit of a snit, isn't he?
SCOTTY: He's (Spock) dead already!
SCOTTY: I think you gave me too much time, Captain
SCOTTY: If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon!
SCP: SCatter Printer
SCRAM!!!!!!!!!!- Oscar the Grouch
SCREECH TWWWPPPTT! ACK! ACK! HUUMM: 386 going Turbo.
SCREEN SAVERS ARE COOL
SCREW YOU! &lt;--- The official new motto of the Democratic Party
SCREWDRIVER: Who takes an crazy man to another crazy man.
SCROLL...the electronicless tobacco of choice on the Net.
SCROLL...the electronicless tobacco of choice on the Net.
SCROTUM........................A small planet near Uranus
SCROTUM..A small planet near Uranus
SCRRC: SCRamble Register Contents
SCS: Spurious Cold Start
SCSI - Interface most preferred by ugly women!
SCSI = Software Geek Full Employment Act of 1991
SCSI drive, Shaken, Not Stirred.
SCSI people, SCSI places
SCSI users, unite! Beware the March of IDEs!
SCSI: System Can't See It
SCST: Switch Channel to Star Trek
SCTR: Stick Card To Reader
SCUBA DIVERS do it deeper.
SCUBA diving: so many bodies of water, so little money!
SCUD : (S)ure (C)ould (U)se (D)irections.
SCUD : Sure Could Use Directions
SCUD Light! Misses the spot every time
SCUD Lite Beer-you have to drink 15 before they hit you.
SCUD Lite Beer: Drink 15 and maybe they will hit you
SCUD Lite Beer: Drink 15 before maybe they hit you
SCUD beer, drink all you want, never hits the spot.
SCUD: (S)ure (C)ould (U)se (D)irections.
SCULLEY: The angel Lucifer's corporate cousin and Pepsi drinker.
SCULPTOR: A chip of the old block
SCULPTORS beat at it until bits fall off.
SCULPTORS do it with clay.
SCV, and humbly proud of it.
SD Stardate
SD: Scramble Directory
SD: Self Destruct
SD: Slip Disk
SDC: Spool Disk to Console
SDD: Scratch Disk and Die
SDD: Seek and Destroy Data
SDD: Spin Disk Dry
SDDB: Snap Disk Drive Belt
SDE: Solve Differential Equations
SDF Main Gun Card,10 red mana.Tap to Bury enemy Zentraedi Fleet Card.
SDI: Self Destruct Immediate
SDIA htiw elpoep ton ,SDIA thgiF
SDJ: Send all Data to Japan
SDL: Shift Disk Left
SDLI: Shift Disk Left Immedite
SDM: Search and Destroy Memory
SDP : Sexually Diverse Person
SDP: Search and Destroy Pointer
SDR: Shift Disk Right
SDR: Slam Down Rondo [worst soda ever made]
SDRAWKCAB DELLATSNI MOR YALPSID TXET :RORRE
SDRAWKCAB KNIHT
SDRAWKCAB is backwards spelled backwards.
SDRAWKCAB spelled backwards is backwards.
SDRI: Shift Disk Right Immediate
SDS: Sort of Do Something
SDS: Stardock Systems. Lowest Prices!
SE!!...Now that I have your attention!
SEA STAGE: Lunge Fish and Flopsy Fish
SEAN!!! Don't forget the noise filter!!!!!!
SEAN!!! Thanks for the noise filt¶¯°±³¹¼«ª¦¤. NO CARRIER
SEAN!!! You want your noise filter back?
SEARCH SENILE.COM File found... Out of Memory
SEARCHING database...no tagline available on this topic
SEARS VIRUS - Your data won't appear unless you buy new cables, power supply, and a set of shocks
SEASON TICKETS: OPRAH MAVEN(l)
SEAT BELT: Der klunkenklikken frauleinstrapper
SEATTLEites don"t tan ... they rust !
SEB: Stop Eating and Burp
SECAM: - Sans Experience Contre Les Americains
SECAM: - System Even Crappier than American Method
SECOND COMING (def): When Mom sends Jesus back to take out the trash
SECOND FIDDLES do it vilely
SECOND LAW OF DECISION MAKING: Any decision is better than no decision
SECOND MARRIAGE: The triumph of hope over experience. --Samuel Johnson
SECOND amendment, but maybe the FIRST domino
SECRET: Something you tell one person at a time
SECRETARIAT - I've fallen and I can't Giddyup
SECRETARIES do it 9 to 5
SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5.
SECULAR HUMANISM: The only state approved religion.
SECURITY! It's not just a job...It's a major yawn
SECURITY: TED [found on the album cover of Ted Nugent's Damn Yankees]
SEE ,I told you so!!!! --Rush Limbaugh.
SEE THE BBS THEY COULDN'T KILL!!!!!
SEE?? I told you not to invite the cows in for a few drinks!!
SEEK ERROR: (Abort, Retry, Fail, Enee, Meanee, Minee, Moe
SEEK Error Reading Drive C:
SEEK ye first the kingdome of God
SEEN-BY: 260/433 480 270/101 280/1 396/1 3615/50 51
SEFEB: Siddig El Fadil Estrogen Brigade.
SEGA and Nintendo are combining, they call it Windows
SEISMOLOGISTS do it when the earth shakes.
SEISMOLOGISTS make the earth move.
SEISMOLOGY CENTER GROUNDBREAKING TODAY &lt;Frank & Ernest&gt;
SEIZED my VESSEL! SEIZED my VESSEL!
SEIZURE: Roman governor
SELECT any_woman FROM yearbook WHERE hitched = 'false'
SELECT brunette FROM phone_book WHERE status = 'single'
SELF-ESTEEM, n. An erroneous appraisement.
SELF-EVIDENT, adj. Evident to one's self and to nobody else.
SELF-IMPROVEMENT: RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
SELF: The free will run Riot!
SELFISH - Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others
SELFISH(n):devoid of consideration4selfishness of others
SELFISH, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
SEMANTICISTS do it with meaning
SEMANTICS: Does it have anything to do with "reproduction"?
SEMEN............................Another word for sailors
SEMEN..Another word for sailors
SEMI-VIRGIN A girl who tried it once and didn't like it.
SEMINAR FOR MEN: How To Go Shopping With A Women Without Getting Lost.
SEMINAR FOR MEN: How To Stay Awake After Sex.
SEMINAR FOR MEN: Male Bonding Ä Leaving Your Friends At Their Homes
SEMINAR FOR MEN: Real Men Ask For Directions.
SEMINAR FOR MEN: The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous.
SEMINAR FOR MEN: You: The Weaker Sex.
SEMINAR FOR WOMEN: How to say what you mean with using allusions.
SEMINARS FOR MEN: Combating stupidity
SEMINARS FOR MEN: How NOT to act younger than your children
SEMINARS FOR MEN: How to Stay Awake After Sex
SEMINARS FOR MEN: If you really try, you CAN fall asleep without it
SEMINARS FOR MEN: Male bonding - Leaving your friends at HOME
SEMINARS FOR MEN: Overcoming selective deafness
SEMINARS FOR MEN: The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
SEMINARS FOR MEN: We do NOT want sleazy lingerie for Christmas.
SEMINARS FOR MEN: You - The Weaker Sex
SEMINARS FOR MEN: You Too Can Do Housework
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: Communicating is not saying Oh, nothing.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: Girl Talk - How not to giggle like a 3 year old.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: How NOT to act more spoiled than your children.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: How to say what you mean with using allusions.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: How to stay awake during sex.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: If you really try, you CAN fall asleep without it.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: The remote control - Overcoming your dependency.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: We do NOT want to sacrifice fun for "culture".
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: You too, can check your own engine.
SEMINARS: From 'semi' and 'arse', hence, any half-assed discussion
SEMPER UBI SUB UBI !!!!
SENATORS do it on the floor
SEND FOR OUR FREE BROCHURE TODAY!
SEND MONEY - I NEED TO GO ON VACATION!!!
SEND MONEY I NEED TO GO TO CAMP !!!!!
SEND MONEY, I NEED TO GO ON VACATION!
SEND TO The Department of Redundancy Dept.
SENILE PSYCHIC: deja vu and amnesia at the same time!
SENILE.COM cannot be run... Out of memory
SENILE.COM found - Out of memory!
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
SENILE.COM found . once again . hi folks . I just want to say hello
SENILE.COM found ... Dang! ... What was I supposed to do?
SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory.
SENILE.COM loaded...BEEP.. . . . Out Of Memory
SENILE.EXE found.... Out Of Memory Error
SENILE.SYS found. Not enough memory
SENILE.SYS found... Out Of Memory
SENILE: Having a mind like a steel sieve.
SENNA (n) A bad piece of music Hurts ears.
SENNA (n) A seasoned rookie. See "silly".
SENNA: [n] A bad piece of music ... Hurts ears
SEOB: Set Every Other Bit
SEP - Someone Elses Problem
SEPARATED AT BIRTH?!: Rush Limbaugh and Joseph Goebbels
SEPERATED AT BIRTH?: Rush Limbaugh and the Pilsbury Doughboy?
SEPTIC:Sexual Enjoyment Program To Include Carefulness.
SERB-CROATIAN: Sretam Bozic. Vesela Nova Godina
SERGEANTS do it privately
SERIAL KILLER LOOSE, CAPT CRUNCH FOUND DEAD
SERVICE AND CLAIMS: Midnight to 2 AM.
SERVO'S CAREER HITS SKIDS! CRIX NIX BOT'S PIX!
SERVO-CROWATION BOY - Joel's super hero
SESUR: Sing Elvis Songs Until he Returns
SET A COURSE FOR HOME.... ENGAGE!
SET BUGS OFF ; DO WHAT I WANT ; QUIT
SET COLDBEER.CAN=C:\FRIDGE
SET DEVICE=EXXON to mess up your environment
SET DOPE MODE=OFF
SET OZONE=CLOSE, do enviroment varibles work?
SET PATH=Bookshelf;DeskDrawer;Closet;BoxUnderBed;GarbageCan
SET RESTARTOBJECTS=DON'TRESTARTTHEONETHATCRASHED
SET RESTARTOBJECTS=DON'TRESTARTTHEWINDOWTHATCRASHEDOKAY?
SET RESTART_OBJECTS=DON'T_RESTART_THE_ONE_THAT_CRASHED!
SET THEORISTS do it in groups.
SET THEORISTS do it with cardinals
SET TWIT=SYSOP @#^&%#$ NO CARRIER
SETEC Astronomy &lt;=&gt; Too Many Secrets (Sneakers)
SETI: Silly Effort To Investigate. -Stanton Friedman
SETI? We haven't found *TERRESTRIAL* intelligence yet!
SETUP: Windoze's bellybutton, a retractable outie.
SEVENTY-SOMETHING THINGS TO FILL YOUR TIME 37. Leave a trail of bottle caps
SEX &lt;check one&gt; Male [ ] Female [ ] All the time [ ].
SEX &lt;check one&gt; Male_ Female_ Either_ All the time_
SEX (Check One) MALE___ FEMALE___ All the Time___
SEX APPEAL:50% of what you have & 50% of what people THINK you have.
SEX HAS 2 PURPOSES: orgasm and reproduction. I LOVE IT!
SEX IS ALL RIGHT, BUT IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS THE REAL THING
SEX IS HEREDITARY: If your parents never had it you won't
SEX LINES? oh.. you mean SIX LINES, why didn't ya say so
SEX ON TV HAS TO GO! &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; I keep falling off!
SEX ON TV? I swore you said sects, sorry.
SEX and eggs are best when they are fresh...(and hot!)
SEX can be addictive... be careful Wayne!
SEX is DIRTY, but only when it is done RIGHT!
SEX is a misdemeanor, da more I miss, da meaner I get.
SEX is like air, It's only a big deal if you don't get any
SEX is only DIRTY if done PROPERLY with SHOES ON!
SEX! There, I said it. -- Sheila Bungee
SEX! Now that I have your attention!
SEX! Now that I've got your attention, vote for Bart!
SEX! SEX! SEX!....Now that I have your attention
SEX!! (Now that I have your attention..)
SEX!!! (now that I've got your attention!)
SEX, the breakfast of champions !
SEX-ALITY: Kitana and Mileena have their mouths in a different place!
SEX. (Just checking; you may resume reading)
SEX: ( )Male ( )Female ( ) Yes
SEX: ( )Male ( )Female ( ) Yes (*) Not tonight!
SEX: ( )Male ( )Female ( )Yes (*)NONE OF THE ABOVE
SEX: A misdemeanor... de more I miss, de meaner I get!
SEX: Set EXecution register
SEX: Sign EXtend
SEX: The most successful late night production.
SEX:(M)ale, (F)emale, (A)ll the time, (H)uh?
SEX:Pleasure/Fleeting;Cost/Exorbitant;Position/Ridiculous
SEX? Is that a new operating system?
SEXIST GENEALOGIST: Person Who Looks for Missing and Kissing Cousins!
SEXIST??!! No! I'm just a huperbiped
SEXX, DRUGXX and REXX 'n' ROLL
SEdit 1.1a #1012 X Awesome Combo! X
SEe! I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!!
SF Starfleet, Science Fiction
SF International Airport? I sheet-rocked that place-Frank
SF Security: "Ours not to reason why, ours but to scream and die."
SF is that which we point at when we say,"Whut the hell IS that?"
SF resembles quick-sand. Once you get stuck, there's no way out
SF stretches from one end of my mind to the other
SF za telepate:'Ma znas na sta mislim'.
SF&gt; GP&gt; WD&gt; KF&gt; JP&gt; MM&gt; BG&gt; JH&gt; MF&gt; LM&gt; RW&gt; DL&gt; CS&gt; Stop quoting this!
SF-Quick/BW - The QWK & Blue Wave Offline Mail Door for Spitfire!
SF-fubs collection Agency: We go where you've gone before!!!
SF=Science Fiction, Speculative Fiction, Serious Fantasy
SFA Star Fleet Academy
SFA: Seek Financial Assistance
SFAME : Still the Best Full Screen Message Editor for Spitfire.
SFB Star Fleet Battles
SFB: F&E: "second line?" ".. uh yah... got this B10 ..right here"
SFB: Make him play your game. Don't play his. - Deth O'Kay
SFB: Never fight a battle you do not have to win - Ardak Kumerian
SFB: Prime Directive ? ...this is a GAME buddy
SFB: Reserve power is the heart and soul of SFB - Steven Petrick
SFB: Speed is Life.
SFB: When in doubt Overload. When in trouble Retrograde - Cadet Kaufman
SFBC Science Fiction Book Club
SFC Star Fleet Command
SFH: Set Flags to Half-mast
SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SFP: Send For Pizza
SFR: Send For Reinforcements
SFT: Stall For Time
SFTT: Strip Form Tractor Teeth
SFU Star Fleet Universe
SFUTI 3.16 ¯ (Unregistered)
SFX Special Effects
SG: Show Garbage
SGD: Spin and Granulate Disks
SGT Schultz of Borg - "I assimilate nawwthing... nawwwwwthhh-thiiing!"
SGT. SPIKE & LEATHER WOMAN - Tom's super heroes
SH-wait; It gets better. --Robin Williams
SHAB: SHift A Bit
SHABM: SHift A Bit More
SHAKE WELL.
SHAKES the CLOWN 2 with Janet Reno as Shakes & Chuck Schumer as Clown.
SHAKES the CLOWN II - Janet Reno is Shakes & Chuck Schumer is a Clown
SHAKESPEARE - To be or not to be is no longer the question
SHAKESPEAREAN SCHOLARS do it, or don't do it, that is the question.
SHAMAN: Truth in labeling at last!
SHAMPOO: For those that can't afford the real stuff
SHAMROCK: Cubic zirconia.
SHAMROCK: Synthetic gemstone.
SHARE the joy, steal a tag line
SHAREWARE PROGRAMMERS let you try it for free.
SHAREWARE, def. 2: Software containing rules for kindergarten.
SHAREWARE: What we do with our files anyway.
SHAREWARE_SUPPORT!!
SHARON TATE -- Arrividerci, Roman
SHARP as a bowling ball
SHATNER.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot character? (Y/N/Q)
SHATNER: ON THE WING! IT WAS HORRIBLE! IT WAS...A CRITIC!
SHATNER: WILL I EVER BE A GOOD ACTOR? DEVIL MACHINE: NO.
SHAVEN YAKS ARE COOL
SHB: Stop and Hang Bus
SHCD: SHuffle Card Deck
SHE'S GONNA EAT ME!!!! --Pumbaa
SHEBA SQUEALS!!! {Just checking, Shebers...}
SHEEP do it when led astray
SHEEP(n):interactive tampon for an elephant
SHEESH! But I was only trying to help!
SHELL: A way to get to DOS when you really shouldn't be there.
SHELLY, I'M COMING HOME! -- The Crow
SHERLOCK HOLMES - Elementary
SHEZ is this a four letter word??
SHHH! Be Vewy Vewy Quiet: I'm hunting FOREBEARS! E.Fudd.
SHHH! Be vewy, vewy quiet! I'm huntin' Forebears!
SHHHH! Be vewy quiet -- I'm hunting FOREBEARS!
SHHHH!! I hear SIX TATTOOED TRUCK-DRIVERS tossing ENGINE BLOCKS into empty OIL DRUMS
SHIELD.SYS not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)urrender?
SHIFT COLORS - SHIFT COLORS!
SHIFT COLORS - SHIFT COLORS! USS Thanatos is now underway
SHIFT LEFT! SHIFT RIGHT! POP UP,PUSH DOWN, BYTE,BYTE,BYTE!
SHIFT TO THE LEFT! SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!
SHIFT TO THE LEFT! SHIFT TO THE RIGHT! POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!
SHIN - A device for finding furniture in the dark.
SHIN, n. a body part used to find furniture in the dark
SHIN: Device for finding furniture in the dark.
SHIN: Device for stopping pucks.
SHIRLEY McLAINE - I'll Be Right Back
SHIRTS FOR MEN WITH MINOR FLAWS
SHL! SHR! POP AX! PUSH AX! DB! DB! DB!
SHOCKING TRUTH: 50% of all people are below average
SHON: Simulate HONeywell CPU [permanent no-op]
SHOOT HIM NOW! SHOOT HIM NOW! - Daffy Duck
SHOOT ME AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY
SHOOT ME NOW! SHOOT ME NOW! &lt;BLAM!&gt; You're ditthpicable!
SHOOT ME NOW! SHOOT ME NOW! &lt;BLAM!&gt; You're ditthpicable!
SHOOT ME NOW!!!! SHOOT ME NOW!!!! &lt;BLAM!&gt; You're ditthpicable!&gt;Daffy
SHOOT THE PUCK!!!
SHOOT THE TUBES, DOGMEAT!
SHOOT THEM!!! - Gul Dukat
SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE HUNTED DOWN AND NEUTERED.
SHORTCOMING - What can still get you pregnant.
SHORTEST BOOK: 0 Uses Of A Dead Cat
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SHORTEST BOOK: A Millenium Of German Humor
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SHORTEST BOOK: Net Ethics
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SHOTGUN WEDDING .. A case of "wife" or "death"!
SHOTGUN WEDDING ... the case of 'wife' or 'death'.
SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours
SHOW-OFF---A child who is more talented than yours.
SHP: Solve Halting Problem
SHR: SHift Random
SHRC: SHRed Card
SHREWD: Devious
SHRT: SHRed Tape
SHUBERT didn't finish it
SHUSSTAFFEL!!!
SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF!
SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! - Monty Python
SHUT UP OR I WILL KILL YOU! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? -- Mr. Buzzcut
SHUT UP asswipe! you probably score! heh! and you're a DORK!-Beavis
SHUT UP you WHALE EATING MORON!
SHUT UP, PICARD!!! - Q
SHUT YER FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT!!!
SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE!!
SHUTDOWN: (See EFB)
SHUTTERBUG: Great & Powerful Wizard of THE LION'S TALE!
SI!!!.....Splash-Alice
SICILIAN MOB activates after December 31st 1991
SICK LEAVE MUST BE APPROVED SIX WEEKS IN ADVANCE
SICK! OF! YOOOOUUUU! I'M SO SICK, SO SICK OF YOU!
SID: Switch to Infinite Density
SIG Special Interest Group
SIGN AT NUDIST COLONY - "Clothed for the winter months"
SIGN IN TAILOR'S SHOP: "We're willing to dye for you."
SIGN READS: Out of Body - be back in five minutes
SIGNALERS do it with frequency till it Hertz.
SILENCE!! --Mufasa
SILENCE: Wisdom's One Satisfactory Substitute
SILICON: A Foolish prisoner
SILICON: n. Absurd felon.
SILLY RABBIT: TRIXIE R. FORKIDS(l)
SILLY SEASON....Motor racings own soap opera!
SIMBA! DOWN SIMBA!!!! Sheesh.... I lose more mailmen that way
SIMM - Simply Insufficient Memory Module
SIMMS: (n) Silicon implants for computers.
SIMPSON ALIBI SANDWICH: FULL OF BALONEY AND HARD TO SWALLOW.
SIMPSON.OJ not found or corrupt. Search for *.DNA? [Y/n] -by: RST
SIMULA programmers do it with CLASS.
SIMULATION HACKERS do it with models
SIMULATORS do it continously & discretely
SIN OF OMISSION: Any sin that you forgot to commit.
SINCE YOU STARTED PUTTING UP A FIGHT, it's not fun to harass you any more
SINEAD O'CONNOR - Rip once, rip twice, spend eternity on ice
SINGERS do it with microphones
SINGLE : Sexy Individual Not Getting Laid Enough
SIP: Store Indefinite Precision
SIR LANCELOT - Silent Knight
SIR MAX BEERBOHM
SIR to you toilet water guzzling little mama's boys -Crow
SISKO: Do I get a vote? INTENDANT: Of course. It just doesn't count
SISSIES?! I'll show YOU who's a sissy. - Wakko
SIT DOWN! SHUT UP! SIT DOWN! SHUT UP! SIT DOWN! SHUT UP!
SITCOM: Single Income Two Children Oppressive Mortgage
SITD Still in the dark
SIXTY-NINER.................A fottball player from the US
SIXTY-NINER..A fottball player from the US
SJV: Scramble Jump Vectors
SKATERS do it on ice
SKEET SHOOTERS do it 25 times in 9 different positions
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off
SKELETONS do it with a bone
SKEPTICS doubt it can be done.
SKEW - Interface between consenting computers
SKID: Die Bannanen Waltzen
SKIER'S MOTTO: "Forget my KNEES! Do something about this gravity!"
SKIERS do it spread eagled
SKIERS do it with poles
SKIERS go down fast.
SKILL: A long, long, long, long streak of blind luck.
SKILLS %JH3 TAGFILE
SKILLS %JH3 TAGFILESSKIPLIST: Earplugs for your eyes
SKINDIVER: A mosquito
SKIPLIST: Earplugs for your eyes.
SKS: The Minuteman's musket for the 1990's
SKUNKS do it instinctively
SKYDIVE NAKED! (&gt;---====ooo-----o:)A---&lt;
SKYDIVE NAKED! (&gt;---====ððð-----ð8)Ã---&lt; X
SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop.
SKYDIVERS do it at great heights
SKYDIVERS do it in the air
SKYDIVERS do it sequentially
SKYDIVERS go down faster.
SKYDIVERS go in harder
SKYDIVERS never do it without a chute.
SKYDIVERS: Good to the last DROP!
SKYWAY - Surfaced Kinetic Yoke Warping Across Yonder
SL&gt; URA Pagan Redneck if: "Damn Straight!" replaces "Blessed Be"
SL&gt; URA Pagan Redneck if: Your invocation starts with "Y'all"
SL&gt;Here's some more original from my sick little mind
SL-=&gt;Does anyone have nay taglines that joke on Star Trek.
SL-=&gt;ex.) Worf, fire at will, hey where'd Riker go?
SLACK: Get it while you can. - Lhyanna
SLAM! said the door, as I saw Barney on the doorstep.
SLAP! * Wake up, you're dreaming agin!
SLAP! Daddy told me all about girls like you
SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! #$%!!&^! NO CARRIER
SLAP! Wake up, you're dreaming again!
SLAVES ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO OWN GUNS AT ANY TIME
SLAVES are masters at it.
SLAVES do it for the maters
SLAYER RULZ! Thank you for your time.
SLEDGE-O-MATIC: For life's most difficult problems.
SLEEP [n]: primary symptom of CDD (Caffeine Deficit Disorder)
SLEEP is for people who can't find the coffee pot
SLEEP(n): petit morte (small death)
SLEEP---What only fathers and bedwetters do soundly.
SLEEP.COM *** Process interrupted. Kill intruder? (Y/N)
SLEEP: A poor substitute for caffeine.
SLEEP: Fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.
SLEEP: The karmic payback for inadequate caffeine intake
SLEEP: Totally inadequate substitute for Mountain Dew
SLEEP: What you do to pass the time when a hockey game isn't on.
SLEEP: that fleeting moment just before the alarm.
SLEEP:that fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off
SLEEP? I'm a Consultant!!
SLEEP? I'm a SYSOP!
SLEEP? I'm a programmer!
SLEEP? NEVER! I'm a consultant.
SLEEPING(n): temporarily comatose
SLEGDE-O-MATIC: For life's more difficult problems.
SLGH: Supremely logical godless humans. - Marty Leipzip
SLICK:"I'm a shape changer, not a politician... let me rephrase that"
SLIDING DOWN THE RAZOR BLADES OF LIFE.
SLIDING ZIPPER The last thing a girl hears as a virgin.
SLIME in the ice machine! --Marvin Zindler
SLIME your EZ-READER!!!!
SLIP = Stop Living In Peace (Sobriety loses its priority).
SLIP and PPP put *your* computer directly ON the Internet
SLIP: (S)obriety (L)oses (I)ts (P)riority
SLJO...Stinking Little Jobs Officer.
SLMR * Dalmations are the best * Adelphi, MD
SLMR - It doesn't use much space, but WHAT a READER!
SLMR 2.1a does everything but think up new taglines!
SLMR 21a -does- work off floppies!
SLMR = (S)ingle (L)ine (M)irth (R)egulator :)
SLMR V1.19: Steal entire message - ALT X
SLMR, if it weren't so damn good, I'd use something else!
SLMR... Makes you Deluxeý users jealous, right?
SLOB(n):{PC}: organizationally-challenged.
SLOBODNO - Cuo se glas iz celije
SLOGAM FOR PENTIUM: Buy them at The GAP. 1.998 for the price of 1!
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 0.998 The Errata Inside.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 1.9517 We're Looking for a Few Good Flaws.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 3.14141414 Well, it's ALMOST a circle.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 3.998245917 Division Considered Harmful.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 4.9021 We Fixed It, Really.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 6.9831538 You Don't Need to Know What's Inside.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 7.9414610 Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 8.9163362 It's Close Enough, We Say So.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 9.973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: Optimized for OS/1.997683
SLOGAN FOR PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOMM WEEK: the right selection, check your erection
SLOTGREED - habit of checking every coin return one passes for change.
SLOVAK: Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy Rok
SLOVENE: Vesele Bozicne. Screcno Novo Leto
SLOW(adv):nudist climbing over a barb-wire fence.
SLP: Sharpen Light Pen
SLTS 1.10 þ SLTS 1.10 þ SLTS 1.10 þ SLTS 1.10 þ
SLUT: A woman who likes sex but not with You.
SLUT: Someone who gets more sex than you.
SLUT: Will do it with anyone. BITCH: Will do it with anyone but you
SLiMe EZ-Reader !! SLiMer's the champ!
SLiMeR, when you care enough to use the VERY best!
SM DOS: File not found, Mistress- Beat me? &lt;Y/Y&gt;
SM DOS: LASH.COM not found. Load CAT09.EXE instead? &lt;Y/N&gt;
SM DOS: YOURWISHISMY.COM not found. Load BOOT.LCK instead? &lt;Y/N&gt;
SM&gt; Sorry, don't know what that's supposed to mean
SM&lt; RO&lt; RC&lt; SF&lt; GP&lt; WD&lt; KF&lt; JP&lt; MM&lt; BG&lt; JH&lt; MF&lt; stop quoting this.
SM: Sear Memory
SMACK activates any Friday
SMACK! SMACK! Oh dear, it appears that reality is on the blink again
SMALL BOAT SAILORS do it by pumping, rocking, and ooching
SMALLTALK PROGRAMMERS do it graphically.
SMALLTALK PROGRAMMERS have more methods.
SMART Drive: What D.C. drivers are incapable of.
SMARTDRV - "Ya mother wears army boots!"
SMARTDRV - Did you think I wanted a dumb one?
SMARTDRV: What Arizona drivers are incapable of.
SMARTDRV: What Tennessee drivers are incapable of.
SMARTMODEM: Modem that connects with RIME
SMARTNET - 11/1/09 Charlatan's Cabin (213) 654-7337
SMASH FORHEAD ON KEYBOARD TO CONTINUE
SMASH a key! Any key!
SMB Syndrome: "Jim, foodtime!" "Coming, ma... just gonna die first."
SMC: Scramble Memory Contents
SMD: Spontaneous Memory Dump
SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT TO ME
SMILE ... God loves you ... but don't screw up
SMILE when you say "Darn Yankee"!
SMILE!!! &lt;CLICK&gt; &lt;FLASH&gt; GOT IT!!!..
SMILE!!! It makes people wonder what you are up to!
SMILE(n):a slight curve that straightens things out
SMILE(n):lighting system of face&heating system of heart
SMILE, OFFICER -- YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMCORDER
SMILE...It makes people wonder what you are up to!
SMILE...MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING!
SMILE; it's the 2nd best thing I can do with your mouth
SMOKE: conditioning of a scuzzy drive installed by McDoogie &lt;G&gt;
SMOKE? Not me! I just get hot under the collar.
SMOKER'S PHLEGM - POUND FOR POUND THE MOST DANGEROUS SUBSTANCE ON EARTH
SMOKERS ARE PRODUCTIVE, BUT DEATH CUTS EFFICIENCY
SMOKIN WHISKEY & DRINKIN COCAINE
SMOKIN' is hazardous to your health. &lt;BOOM&gt; - The Mask
SMOKIN' is hazardous to your health. &lt;BOOM&gt; - The Mask
SMOP Small Matter Of Programming
SMPTE BUS COMPATABILE [When completed, will be shipped by Greyhound]
SMR: Skip on Meaningless Result
SMS: Shred Mylar Surface
SMURFS!! Zillions of them! --Todd, LGD
SMYRNA= Stupid Macho Yahoo Red Necks Association
SNAFU Situation Normal, All Fouled Up
SNAFU Raffle: she took a chance on a sofa, and won a baby carriage.
SNAFU-Situation normal, all f---ed up
SNAFU: Situation Normal: All F****d Up
SNAFU; Situation Normal, All Fouled Up
SNAKES do it in the grass
SNAP YOUR SHUTTER in the PHOTOGRAPHY conference!!!
SNAP, CRACKLE, AND POP MURDERED - Cereal Killer still at large!
SNARF: System Normalize And Reset Flags
SNEAKERLOCK: Putting your pants on while wearing shoes
SNIPERS do it with a single shot.
SNM: Show No Mercy
SNNKT! Anyone else care to dance with Wolverine?
SNO: Send Nukes on Overflow
SNOBS do it better than you.
SNORER: Invariably, the one who falls asleep first.
SNORK Sarcastic Noise Of Recursive Keck
SNOW: Best four-letter word in the dictionary.
SNOW: WORST four-letter word in the dictionary!
SNOWBALLS: Cold courage
SO Significant Other
SO HARD A CAT COULDN'T SCRATCH IT!!!
SO WHAT ABOUT BOB?
SO WHO NAMED YOU "TASTE POLICE" ANYWAY?
SO and cat missing. Reward for cat.
SO jew WANNA play ROUGH!, Say HayLO to my leetle Friend!, SCAR-FACE
SO! Hell's right THERE - Crow on red light in grave
SO! Just what part of NO don't you understand?
SO!......THIS is how it all ends?! - Sisko
SO'S YER OLD MAN!
SOA - the Society for the Opposition of Acronyms
SOAP MANUFACTURERS do it with Zest.
SOAP MANUFACTURERS do it with lava
SOAP.COM not running. Delete ALL MY CHILDREN Y/N?
SOAWP: SOlve All the World'd Problems
SOB! You cracked my Dingus Egg!
SOB. Is that Sweet Old Buzzard?
SOB: Sitting on Branch; FOB: Falling off Branch
SOB: Stew On Brew
SOB:Sitting on Branch;FOB:Falling off Branch
SOCCER PLAYERS do it for kicks
SOCCER PLAYERS do it in 90 minutes
SOCCER PLAYERS have better ball control.
SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls.
SOCIOLOGISTS do it with class
SOCIOLOGISTS do it with standard deviations
SOCIOLOGY MAJORS do it with a conscience.
SOCRATES: "I drank WHAT?!"
SOD YOU, THEN. - Death (TCoM)
SOD: Scribble On Disk
SOD: Surrender Or Die
SODA.CAN empty: Operator shelled out to kitchen
SODOMY...............A special type of fast growing grass
SODOMY..A special type of fast growing grass
SOFT SOAP OFTEN HAS A HIGH PERCENTAGE OF LYE IN IT. -- SALADA TEA
SOFTWARE - What hackers wear under their hardware
SOFTWARE DESIGNERS do it over and over until they get it right
SOFTWARE DESIGNERS do it with system
SOFTWARE RELIABILITY SPECIALISTS keep it up longer.
SOFTWARE STORE - Frederick's of Hollywood
SOFTWARE TESTERS do it over and over again
SOFTWARE: Pablum for our little babies.
SOGOTP Sh*t or get off the pot
SOGOTP.................Sh*t or get off the pot
SOI: Screw O'coin Intentional [personal one]
SOL Smiling Out Loud (or You're Out of Luck)
SOL S**t Out of Luck
SOL: Shift On Low
SOLAR ASTRONOMERS can't do it where the sun don't shine.
SOLAR ASTRONOMERS do it all day
SOLAR ASTRONOMERS do it with flare.
SOLDIERS IN PEACE ARE LIKE CHIMNEYS IN SUMMER.
SOLDIERS do it in a uniform fashion.
SOLDIERS do it on command.
SOLDIERS do it standing erect
SOLDIERS do it with a machine gun
SOLDIERS do it with shoot
SOLDIERS do shoot it.
SOLDIERS parade it.
SOLICITOR: female lawyer without her briefs.
SOLITAIRE: Most used Windoze application
SOLITAIRE: Most used Windoze application, and the least useful.
SOLITAIRE: Most used Windoze application..
SOLUTION: Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
SOLVE THE RUSH HOUR PROBLEM. GET VEHICULAR WEAPONRY
SOMALIA after 3 megaton nuke: Free CRISPY Food & Parking
SOMEBODY HELP ME! My Keyboard Died!
SOMEBODY WANTS TO KILL ME!!! No, wait, it's for All
SOMEONE RAN OVER THE CAT! Oh, sorry, didn't know you had bagpipes
SOMETHING NOT TO SAY TO A COMPUTER USER: "Can I have that cable back?"
SOMETHING NOT TO SAY TO A COMPUTER USER: "God, I remember that machine"
SOMETHING NOT TO SAY TO A COMPUTER USER: "Have you seen my new magnet?"
SOMETHING NOT TO SAY TO A COMPUTER USER: "I told you so"
SOMETHING NOT TO SAY TO A COMPUTER USER: "Oh, it's only 256k is it?"
SOMETHING NOT TO SAY TO A COMPUTER USER: "RTFM"
SOMETHING NOT TO SAY TO A COMPUTER USER: "Shall I put the coffee here?"
SOMETHING NOT TO SAY TO A COMPUTER USER: "What happens if I press this?"
SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERTS SAY
SOMEbody stop me! - S. Ipkiss
SON and cat missing. Reward for cat
SON! Quit that, you'll go blind. Dad, I am over here
SONAR MEN do it aurally.
SONG.TUN not in memory... but if you hum I few bars
SONNET: the male offspring of a gannet
SOP Standing Operational Procedures
SOP-Standing Operational Procedures
SOP: Stop and Order Pizza
SOPRANOS do it in unison
SORRY NO ORIGIN
SORRY, I'M DRAIN BAMAGED!!!
SOS, in this situation means..."She's Outta-Sight!".
SOS: Army talk for Chipped Beef on toast.
SOS: Sign Off, Stupid
SOSing in a vast ocean of bits, bytes and data sharks.
SOT: Sit On a Tack
SOVIET HARDLINE LEADERS do it with tanks
SOW Speaking Of Which
SOW; Speaking of which
SOciaL LIfE? Of CoURSe! YoU'rE In THe Perfect PLACe, wROng ConfereNce.
SP: Scatter Print
SPA: Sliding Point Arithmetic
SPACE is a thing computer users never can have enough!
SPAM (n): Acronym for Snake, 'Possum, and Mole.
SPAM - Squirrels, Possum and Mice.
SPAM ... I'll try it again, first thing, in my NEXT life &lt;*yucck*&gt;
SPAM = Satan's Power as Meat
SPAM LOVERS COME OUT OF YOUR CLOSETS!
SPAM SLIME IS AN APHRODISIAC
SPAM SPAM SPAM EGGS SPAM SPAM AND SPAM.
SPAM SPAM eggs rice SPAM/not just breakfast anymore/snap crackle plop-pp
SPAM and I ran the/Boston Marathon, but I'm/Tired and SPAM is not
SPAM doesn't kill people - it outlives them.
SPAM enters and leaves/digested, as if unchanged/WYSIWYG food-stuff
SPAM in a can, to/a pan, into the man, and/flushed all down the can
SPAM on the menu.../Do they make it fresh daily?/Or is it just canned?
SPAM radio - for HAM operators only.
SPAM! SPAM ! SPAM!
SPAM(S)crap (P)ork, (A)in't (M)eat
SPAM(n): Acronym for Snake 'Possum and Mole.
SPAM(n):Snake Possum And Mole
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, EGGS, SPAM, SPAM AND SPAM
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, eggs, and SPAM
SPAM, SPAM, the magical meal. The more you gag, the better you feel
SPAM, the name disgusts/yet, pink is so enticing/and so, I swallow
SPAM,SPAM,SPAM,SPAM,SPAM,BEANS,and SPAM!!!
SPAM...(S)crap (P)ork (A)in't (M)eat
SPAM...[S]pecially [P]rocessed [A]nimal-flavored [M]atter.
SPAM...food of the gods!
SPAM: [S]pecially [P]rocessed [A]nimal-flavored [M]atter.
SPAM: (S)crap (P)ork, (A)in't (M)eat
SPAM: (meat) Squirrels, Possum And Mice
SPAM: Scientifically-Produced Animal Matter
SPAM: Shuggoth Paste and Membranes
SPAM: Silly Putty And Mud
SPAM: Slime Posing As Meat -Jay Leno
SPAM: Soy Sauce, Potatoes, Artichokes, Marmot -Usenet Oracle
SPAM: Squirrels, Possum, Aardvarks, and Moose
SPAM: Squirrels, Possum, And Mice.
SPAM: Subsentient Protoplasm Approximating
SPAM: Swine Parts Atomically Mixed
SPAM: The triumph of technology over taste.
SPAM: stuff phrom a mine
SPAM: swine parts all mashed
SPAM? How did THIS ever get into the Cooking echo?
SPAM[S]pecially [P]rocessed [A]nimal-flavored [M]atter.
SPANDEX: Stretch it... but didn't abuse it!!
SPANISH APRIL FOOLS activates Dec 28th
SPANISH: Feliz Navidad y prospero Ano Nuevo
SPARE TIME - What women with no children have.
SPARROWS do it for a lark
SPAT: Show Passwords on All Terminals
SPB: Simulate Peanut Butter
SPCA--we're here to inquire about the health of Dr. Schroedinger's cat
SPD: SPin Disk
SPDS: Scramble PDS
SPEAKERS do it with pointers
SPEAKING CLOCKS do it on the third stroke
SPECIAL OFFE: R: FREE SEX with any legal marriage to me
SPECIMEN: An Italian astronaut.
SPECTROSCOPISTS do it until it hertz
SPECTROSCOPISTS do it with frequency and intensity
SPEECH COMMUNICATION MAJORS give good oral.
SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists.
SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS do it orally.
SPEED READ does everything but think up new recipes!
SPEED kills. NOT Shivans. &lt;ac&gt;
SPEED now in 37 states, 14 countries & 5 continents.
SPEED, QUALITY, PRICE: pick any two
SPEEDOMETER: Der Egobooster und Linenshooter
SPELEOLOGISTS make a science of going deeper.
SPELL CASTERS do it with their rods/staves/wands.
SPELL CHECKER: a game played by magicians.
SPELLCASTERS do it with their rods/staves/wands
SPELUNKERS do it in narrow dark places.
SPELUNKERS do it underground.
SPELUNKERS do it while wearing heavy rubber protective devices
SPIES do it under cover
SPIFFY is as SPIFFY does. -- |\/|ohammed Salami
SPIKE (LEE) spikes SPIKE (TV)&#8212;AGAIN!
SPITE: It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. But not by much.
SPITE: It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. But not by much.
SPITFIRE Shareware
SPLINK: Stupid, Pathetic-Looking, Incredibly Nauseating Kids
SPOCK (At least the *tagline* is on-topic)
SPOCK (At least the *tagline* is on-topic)
SPOCK (At least the *tagline* is on-topic)
SPOCK (At least the *tagline* is on-topic)
SPOCK (At least the *tagline* is on-topic)
SPOCK HELP!! I've Beamed Down and I can't get up
SPOCK's Brain, Elvis' body - think about it.
SPOCK, I though you were dead! I rebooted.
SPOCK, THAT MAN IS A POLITICIAN. SET PHASERS ON MAIM!
SPOCK: For everything (Saavik), there is a first time
SPOCK: I'm afraid I've overshot the mark by one level!
SPOCK: Jim, life is not "a dream".
SPOCK: Mr. Sulu, you may indulge yourself.
SPOCK: Please get a grip on yourself, Doctor.
SPOCK: Really Dr. McCoy, you must learn to govern your passions.
SPOCK: Tell her (mother), "I feel fine"
SPOCK: They're locking phasers
SPOCK: To hunt a species to extinction is illogical
SPOCK: Captain, we are being scanned!
SPOCK: If we go by the book, hours would seem like days
SPOCK: Jim, life is not a dream.
SPOCK: Klingon vessel now entering quadrant
SPOCK: Scanners and sensors still inoperative
SPOCK:Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! - The Tick
SPORTING: 8 simple letters that have a big meaning
SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay.
SPOT!! COME HERE!! - Worf
SPOTS IN THE DESERT by Squatt & Leavit
SPOTS ON THE BATHROOM WALL by Hu Flung Do
SPOTS ON THE WALL by HOO FLUNG DUNG
SPOTS ON THE WALL by the great Chinese author
SPOUSE ABUSE: Making your husband look at nude centerfolds of Femmi's!
SPREAD EAGLE.............A nearly extinct species of bird
SPREAD EAGLE..A nearly extinct species of bird
SPRINT VIRUS - Periodically runs sound file of a pin dropping
SPRINTERS do it after years of conditioning
SPRINTERS do it in less than 10 seconds
SPS: Set Panel Switches
SPSSS - Society to Promote Schumer as Synonym for $h|thead!
SPSW: Scramble Program Status Word
SPUDRUBBLE - Unclaimed french fries at the bottom of a fast food bag.
SQL - Sex Query Language
SQL PROGRAMMERS do it with relatives (Relational dabasess).
SQPWYC: Sit Quietly and Play With Your Crayons
SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE.
SQUARE DANCERS do it in groups of 8 with no sex in all positions
SQUATCHO - The button at the top of a baseball cap.
SQUATTER'S RIGHTS: When the cats take over your sandbox.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! - Tribble to Kirk
SQUIRT THE BIRD: To transmit a signal up to a satellite
SQUISH SQUASH, I was taking a bath
SQUISH SQUASH, I was taking a wash ... on about a Saturday night.
SQWERTY - Computer keyboard sized down for use by children.
SQWERTY -- Child sized Keyboards
SQWERTY: Computer keyboard sized down for use by children.
SR-71 Blackbird - When you're loaded for purple dinosaur.
SRBO: Set Random Bits to Ones
SRBZ: Set Random Bits to Zeroes
SRC: Select Random Channel
SRC: Select Reader and Chew cards
SRD: Switch to Random Density
SRDR: Shift Right Double Ridiculous
SRO: Sort with Random Ordering
SROS: Store in Read-Only Storage
SRR: Shift Registers Random
SRSD: Seek Record and Scar Disk
SRTC: Stop Real-Time Clock
SRU: Signoff Random User
SRZ: Subtract and Reset to Zero
SS M. Monroe - To Blondly Go Where No One Has Gone Before
SS--POLICE TAG-LINE--DO NOT CROSS--POLICE TAG-LINE--DO NOT CROSS
SSAN: Stop, and See if Anyone Notices
SSB: Scramble Status Byte
SSD: Scramble Segment Directory
SSD: Scratch System Disk
SSD: Stacker Select Disk
SSD: Stop and Scratch Disk [3815]
SSHHH!!! That was supposed to be a secret!!!
SSHHHH! Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting forebears!
SSJ: Select Stacker and Jam
SSM: Solve by Supernatural Means
SSM: Stacker Select Memory
SSN: Set Serial Number
SSP: Seek SPindle
SSP: Smoke and SPark
SSSEEEEEEXXXX IIIIIINNNNN SSSSPPPPAAAACCCEEEEEEE!!!!!
SSSHHHHHH! don't tell anyone..... i occasionally see martin vincent here
SSSSHH!! You don't have to let everybody know! &lt;g&gt;
SSSSTTTTTRRREEEEECCCCHHHHTTTT TTTTAAAAGGGGLLLLLIINNNNEE
SST: Seek and Stretch Tape
SSTV is NOT an acronym!
SSU: Screw the System Users
SSW: Scramble Status Word
SShhoouulldd eecchhoo bbee ooffff??
ST Star Trek
ST LOUIS, Missouri...... Are you out there?
ST MATTHEW did it passionately.
ST is William and Nemoy, not WIL WHEATON!!!
ST malfunction: Saucer section separates whenever ship makes left turn
ST&gt;Do you have anymore of those TV Truth taglines? I found em
ST&gt;pretty amusing.
ST-TNG A Space Odyssey: "My God - it's full of Yars!"
ST-TNG is being assimilated by the Neilsons Rating System
ST-TNG..... The Omnitrek Echo!
ST: DS9... Coming soon to a space station near you
ST: DSN... Star Trek: Don't Stop Now!
ST: Deep Space Nine...coming to a TV set near you!
ST: Scratch Tape
ST: Senseless Turbidity
ST: Set and Test
ST: Silly Toy
ST: Sixteen Thirtytwo
ST: Slow Technology
ST: Slow Thing
ST: Still Trying
ST: Stupid Terminal
ST: Superior Technology
ST: Wagon Train in Space. DS9: Motel 6 in Space.
ST:DS9.. Coming soon to a space station near you.
ST:DS9: The Third Coming of Star Trek!
ST:DSN - Star Trek: Don't Stop Now!
ST:DSN.....Star Trek:Don't Stop Now!
ST:TNG & DS9 boldly going where no other timeslot has gone before
ST:TNG - To boldly go where @TO@ has gone before!
ST:TNG - To boldly go where Orville Bullitt has gone before!
ST:TNG - To boldly go where TOS has gone before
ST:TNG - We don't need no stinkin' Spock plugs.
ST:TNG Diner - Now Featuring Our All You Can Assimilate SmorgasBORG!
ST:TNG Word Processor -- Worf for Windows 2.0
ST:TNG, Commercializing the final frontier, before we even get there!
ST:TNG: Good acting; mediocre stories. B Good stories; mediocre acting
ST:TOS: The First Coming of Star Trek!
ST:Voyager junkies.. Next on Geraldo.
STA: STore Anywhere
STACK OVERFLOW . . . I told you not to FLUSH the Buffers!
STACK OVERFLOW: Possible result of a blouse cut too low.
STACK UNDERFLOW: Better shut her down, Scotty. She's suckin' mud again.
STAGE HANDS do it behind the scenes.
STAGE HANDS do it in the dark.
STAGE HANDS do it on cue
STAGE HANDS do it on the fly.
STAGE OF SOFTWARE TESTING Ä alpha: It compiles!
STAGE OF SOFTWARE TESTING Ä beta: It runs on Joe's machine
STAGE OF SOFTWARE TESTING Ä delta: It runs on the network
STAGE OF SOFTWARE TESTING Ä iota: It crashes with a serial printer
STAGE OF SOFTWARE TESTING Ä omicron: As xi, but crashes after printout
STAGNATION(n): a country without women.
STAMP COLLECTORS do it in sets.
STAMP OUT DOPE! IMPEACH CLINTON & GORE!
STAMP OUT TAGLINES
STAND BACK! I don't know how big this gets!
STAND BACK! I have a brain and I am not afraid to use it!
STAND BY FOR MIND CONTROL!!! --Evil
STAND for the Truth or you'll FALL for ANYTHING!!!
STAND-UP COMICS do it standing up.
STAR ATLAS: Cleverly recycled painters' drip sheets.
STAR GENERATIONS: THE NEXT NINE DEEP SPACE TREKS!
STAR TRECK XXXXX : PLEASE NO MORE STUPID SPACE ADVENTURES
STAR TREK IX: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK'S INTELLIGENCE - Crow
STAR TREK VIRUS - Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before
STAR TREK XXIIV: The Search for Spock's Teeth
STAR TREK XXIVVXXIMCCLXVDDDLETMEOUTTAMYCONTRACT
STAR TREK XXIX: The Wrath of Metamucil
STAR TREK XXV: Grumpy Old Men
STAR TREK XXXI: Degenerations
STAR TREK XXXIII:The Wrath of Wesley
STAR TREK...it's not just entertainment, it's a culture
STAR TREKKIN' across the universe...
STAR WARS ...Adventure, heh...Excitement, heh
STAR WARS ...Alive...and in perfect hibernation!
STAR WARS ...And you said it was pretty here
STAR WARS ...Aren't you short for a Stormtrooper?
STAR WARS ...Away put your weapon...we mean you no harm
STAR WARS ...Boba Fett?!? Where?!?
STAR WARS ...Boba Gump Thermal Detonators
STAR WARS ...Brian Daley wuz here
STAR WARS ...Bullseying womprats in our T-16s
STAR WARS ...Do Mon Calamari sleep with their eyes open?
STAR WARS ...Fleeing into the woods
STAR WARS ...Galoob and dynamite DO mix!
STAR WARS ...Hardware Wars Director's Cut/Prequel '97
STAR WARS ...Harvest is when we need you the most
STAR WARS ...Having bad feelings about this
STAR WARS ...If you will not turn, you will be destroyed!
STAR WARS ...Imagining quite a bit
STAR WARS ...Indeed you are powerful
STAR WARS ...Indiana Who?!?
STAR WARS ...Informing Lord Vader we have a prisoner
STAR WARS ...It is your destiny
STAR WARS ...It's not our fault!
STAR WARS ...Just assume kiss a Wookiee
STAR WARS ...Kevin J. Anderson wuz here
STAR WARS ...L. Neil Smith wuz here
STAR WARS ...Last mistake you'll ever make
STAR WARS ...Let go
STAR WARS ...Letting the Wookiee win
STAR WARS ...Locking S-Foils in attack position
STAR WARS ...Luminous beings are we
STAR WARS ...Massing near Sullust
STAR WARS ...Mind what you have learned. Save you it can!
STAR WARS ...Mudhole? Slimey? Our home this is!
STAR WARS ...Never tell us the odds!
STAR WARS ...Never underestimating the Force
STAR WARS ...Obi Wan has taught you well
STAR WARS ...Obi Wan was wise to hide you from us
STAR WARS ...Only you could be so bold
STAR WARS ...Outrunning the big Corellian ships
STAR WARS ...Pray we don't alter it any further
STAR WARS ...Rusty Miller IS cool
STAR WARS ...Send in the Clones
STAR WARS ...Situation *Normal*
STAR WARS ...So be it, Jedi
STAR WARS ...Star Wars Director's Cut `97
STAR WARS ...Star Wars Prequels `98, `99, 2000
STAR WARS ...Star Wars/Disney Con `97
STAR WARS ...Sticking close to Chewie and Lando
STAR WARS ...Teenage Mutant Ninja Ysalamiri
STAR WARS ...Thanking the Maker
STAR WARS ...That name no longer has any meaning to us
STAR WARS ...The almighty Skip asks why he must pay $50k?
STAR WARS ...The fools who follow
STAR WARS ...The swingingest joint since Jedi!
STAR WARS ...There's no such thing as luck
STAR WARS ...Using the Force!
STAR WARS ...We are not a commitee!
STAR WARS ...We're all fine down here...How are you?
STAR WARS ...What do you get a Wookiee for x-mas?
STAR WARS ...Where Obi Wan Kenobi is your only hope
STAR WARS ...Where the son of Skywalker became a Jedi
STAR WARS ...Yoda, you seek Yoda!
STAR WARS ...You must learn control
STAR WARS ...You will join us or die
STAR WARS ...You, like your father, are now ours!
STAR WARS ...being held by you is enough to get us excited
STAR WARS ...digging up old fossils
STAR WARS ...discovering incredible smells
STAR WARS ...discussing hidden Rebel bases
STAR WARS ...disturbing the Force
STAR WARS ...doubling our efforts
STAR WARS ...everything's proceeding as we have forseen
STAR WARS ...finding your lack of faith disturbing
STAR WARS ...floating away with the rest of the garbage
STAR WARS ...fluent in over 3 million forms of commu&lt;BOOP&gt;
STAR WARS ...it is pointless to resist
STAR WARS ...now lets blow this thing and go home!
STAR WARS ...recognizing our foul stench
STAR WARS ...taking cyberspace by Force!
STAR WARS ...then we'll see you in hell
STAR WARS ...we feel the conflict within you
STAR WARS ...we're beginning to agree with you
STAR WARS ...when gone are we, the last Jedi you will be
STAR WARS ...where Dark Lord Sentz flies his TIE!
STAR WARS ...where DoLittle does!
STAR WARS ...where Emperor Shayotovich runs the cantina!
STAR WARS ...where Grand Moff Schwab tightens his grip!
STAR WARS ...where Lando is not your token Black hero!
STAR WARS ...where Shoe Ships are discussed
STAR WARS ...where barbecued Ewoks are our speciality
STAR WARS ...where everyone's scruffy lookin'
STAR WARS ...where it helps to get out and push
STAR WARS ...where many Bothans die
STAR WARS ...where no reward is worth this
STAR WARS ...where our hands are dirty
STAR WARS ...where wars not make one great
STAR WARS ...you thought we smelled bad on the outside!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO - Banned from Argo!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Adventure, heh...Excitement, heh
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Alive...and in perfect hibernation!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...And you said it was pretty here
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Apology accepted, Captain @LN@
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Aren't you short for a Stormtrooper?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Away put your weapon...we mean you no harm.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Blue Harvest Prequel/Director's Cut `97
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Boba Fett?!? Where?!?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Boba Gump Thermal Detonators!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Brian Daley wuz here
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Bullseying womprats in our T-16s
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Do Mon Calamari sleep with their eyes open?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Don't get all mushy on us, so long @LN@
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...FORCE yourself to stay away!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Fleeing into the woods
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Galoob and dynamite DO mix!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Goo-ta doo-da, @LN@?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Hardware Wars Director's Cut/Prequel '97
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Hardware Wars Prequel/Director's Cut `97
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Harvest is when we need you the most
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Having bad feelings about this
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...If you will not turn, you will be destroyed!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Imagining quite a bit
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Indeed you are powerful
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Indiana Who?!?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Informing Lord Vader we have a prisoner
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...It is your destiny
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...It's not our fault!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Just assume kiss a Wookiee
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Kevin J. Anderson wuz here
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...L. Neil Smith wuz here
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Last mistake you'll ever make
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Let go
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Letting the Wookiee win
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Locking S-Foils in attack position
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Luminous beings are we
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...MY Schwartz is as big as yours!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Massing near Sullust
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Mind what you have learned. Save you it can!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Mudhole? Slimey? Our home this is!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Never tell us the odds!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Never underestimating the Force
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Obi Wan has taught you well
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Obi Wan was wise to hide you from us
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Only you could be so bold
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Outrunning the big Corellian ships
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Pray we don't alter it any further
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Rusty Miller IS cool
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Send in the Clones.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Situation *Normal*
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...So be it, Jedi
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Star Wars Director's Cut `97
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Star Wars Prequels 1998, 2000, 2002
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Star Wars/Disney Con `97
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Sticking close to Chewie and Lando
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...THIS one goes there THAT one goes there
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Teenage Mutant Ninja Ysalamiri
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Thanking the Maker
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...That name no longer has any meaning to us.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...The almighty Skip asks why he must pay $50k?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...The fools who follow
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...The swingingest joint since Jedi!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...There's no such thing as luck
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Using the Force!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...We are not a commitee!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...We're all fine down here...How are you?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...What do you get a Wookiee for x-mas?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Where Obi Wan Kenobi is your only hope.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Where the son of Skywalker became a Jedi
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Yoda, you seek Yoda!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...You must learn control
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...You will join us or die
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...You, like your father, are now ours!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...being held by you is enough to get us excited
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...digging up old fossils
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...discovering incredible smells
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...discussing hidden Rebel bases
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...disturbing the Force
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...dolittle@frappy.brewich.com
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...doubling our efforts
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...everything's proceeding as we have forseen.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...finding your lack of faith disturbing
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...floating away with the rest of the garbage
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...fluent in over 3 million forms of commu&lt;BOOP&gt;
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...it is pointless to resist
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...no greater FORCE in the Galaxy!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...now lets blow this thing and go home!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...recognizing our foul stench
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...taking cyberspace by Force!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...then we'll see you in hell
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...this @N@ has a bad motivator, look!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...we feel the conflict within you
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...we're beginning to agree with you
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...when gone are we, the last Jedi you will be.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where @LN@ has a price on his head
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where Dark Lord Sentz flies his TIE!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where DoLittle does!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where Emperor Shayotovich runs the cantina!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where Grand Moff Schwab tightens his grip!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where Lando is not your token Black hero!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where Shoe Ships are discussed
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where barbecued Ewoks are our speciality
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where everyone's scruffy lookin'
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where it helps to get out and push
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where many Bothans die
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where no reward is worth this
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where our hands are dirty
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where the Jedi are not extinct
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where wars not make one great
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...you thought we smelled bad on the outside!
STAR WARS... more than just four-letter words.
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE. I hope you find good use for them!
STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI. I hope you find good use for them!
STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK. I hope you find good use for them!
STAR WARSmore than just four-letter words.
STAR backwards spelled is RATS!!
STAR-BILLIES IV: Return of the Jed
STAR: A performer who makes more than his or her agent
STARFIGHTERS, a BOLD airforce epic - Dr. Forrester
STARFLEET.. It's not just a job, it's a job without pay
STARK RAVING SOBER
STARSHIP EARNHARDT LAUNCH DATE 2-19-95
START: Cancel preceding jobs in queue
STAR_TREK - The echo that's shaken, not stirred. - Michael S
STATE MOTTO: Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids
STATE-OF-THE-ART -- a Latin term meaning "expensive"
STATE-OF-THE-ART: Soon-to-be-obsolete
STATESMAN (stayts' mun) n. A dead politician.
STATESMAN: n. A dead politician. We need more statesman.
STATISTICIANS do it continuously but discretely
STATISTICIANS do it when it counts
STATISTICIANS do it with 95% confidence
STATISTICIANS do it with large numbers
STATISTICIANS do it with only a 5% chance of being rejected
STATISTICIANS do it with standard deviations.
STATISTICIANS do it with two-tail T tests
STATISTICIANS do it; after all, it's only normal
STATISTICIANS probably do it
STATISTICS(n): regular numbers looking for an argument.
STATISTICS: numbers looking for an argument
STATUE OF LIBERTY - Rustin' Piece
STATUS QUO is Latin for "the mess we're in."
STAY ALERT! TRUST NO ONE! KEEP YOUR LASER HANDY!
STBR: Scratch Tape Before Reading
STC: Slow To a Crawl
STD's -- the gift that keeps giving
STD: Stop, Take Drugs
STEAL IT!! HAHAHEHHEHAOHOHAOHAOHOAHAHAHHAHAHOHOAHHAHA
STEAM ENGINES pull trains.
STEARN! He's nothing but a low down, double crossin' back stabbin'
STEEEEMPY! You fat bloated EEEEDIOT!
STEEL BELTED TROJANS - For the ACTIVE Klingon Male
STEP 12:Having had a spiritual awakening as a result
STEPHEN SONDHEIM - Somewhere
STEREOPHONIC Rectaltronic COMING SOON
STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it
STEVE FORBES VIRUS: All files are reported as the same size
STEVEN HAWKING - A brief epitaph of mine
STEVEN SPENDER - Spent
STEWARDESS BACKS INTO PROPELLER - DISASTER!
STEWARDESSES do it in the air
STFU (Aronym for Shut the F*** Up)
STI...Star Treknology Initiative.
STI...Star Treknology Initiative.
STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang than doesn't work.
STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A somewhat nonfunctional boomerang
STICK \'stik\ n. 1: a boomerang that doesn't work
STICK: A boomerang that doesn't work.
STICK: A boomerang that won't return.
STIFF OPPOSITION EXPECTED TO CASKETLESS FUNERAL PLAN
STILL BURNING...Hell keeps on burning...and burning...and burning
STILL HERE? The message is over! Go Home!....Go On!
STILL HERE? The message is over.... Go Home. Go On!
STILL? But it's been THREE WEEKS!
STINKY-FACE & WEASEL WOMAN - Tom's super heroes
STM: STretch Magtape
STM: Skip on Third Monday
STNG Soap Operas #6: Sensor Sweep for Tomorrow
STNR: Signal-To-Noise Ratio [what you want compared to what you do not want]
STO: Strangle Tape Operator
STOLEN: Rowing Skull. Last seen on Nile River, rowed by rabbit.
STOMACH CRAMPS by Henrietta Greenapple.
STONE ME INTO THE GROOVE
STONE THE CROWS - GO SPLIFF UP A TREE!
STONESKIN means never having to say-- CLERIC!
STOP !!! Look At The Screen Before You Press ENTER.....Too Late.
STOP AHEAD
STOP EDITING, or you will go blind, channel 9!
STOP HAUNTING MEEEEEEEEEE!
STOP LOOKING INTO MY SOUL! -- Crow T. Robot
STOP REPEAT OFFENDERS! Just Don't Re-elect Them ,,,
STOP RIGHT THERE! I gotta know right now!
STOP RIGHT THERE! I gotta know right now!
STOP SCRATCHING THERE!! It's NOT polite, this *IS* a public echo!
STOP THAT HIDEOUS CRYING!!!!!!!
STOP THE INSANITY! Boycott PPV sports.
STOP THE SLAUGHTER! BOYCOTT BABY OIL!
STOP THE VIOLINS! There's too much sax and violins these days!
STOP VIRUSES, wear a sleeve on your floppy!
STOP moving your lips while you read this!
STOP playing with my bust! -- Dr. Scrachensniff
STOP that! Put my friend Orville DOWN!
STOP! Originally a norweigian word that means HALT!
STOP! RED LIGHT! - Gracie
STOP! - Mulder, FBI!, working under Bajoran jurisdiction!
STOP! Come any closer and the Topic Cop gets it!
STOP!! Come any closer and the programmer gets it!!
STOP!! Please read this HCI brochure while I call 911.
STOP!!! Don't pick up the pho NO CARRIER
STOP!!! Please read this HCI brochure while I call 911!
STOP: Get the message?
STOP: No Op
STOPLINK Error -
STORK1: on an Obstetrician's Mercedes.
STP is the racer's edge. -Andy Granatelli
STP: Stop Those Pistons.
STPR: SToP Rain
STRAG (n): nonhitchhiker
STRAGGLERS do it in the rear
STRATEGY: Low cunning
STREETS: On Sale Now
STRESS IS LIKE ICECREAM, YOU JUST HAVE TO LICK IT!-UNKNOWN
STRESS N.: Doing a tight 180-degree U-turn at Warp 9.5.
STRESS--Your gut says no & your mouth says yes
STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS
STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS! Or is it the other way around?
STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.
STRETCH MARKS - Pregnancy service stripes.
STRIKE: STRIKE for more pay, better hours, etc.
STRING space corrupt? But I always use TAPE!
STRIP IT! No, I just bought this computer and we don't know each other
STRIP-ALITY: Baraka, please we don't need to see your's
STROM: STore in Read-Only Memory
STRUCTURED PROGRAMMERS DO it OD
STTHB: Set Terminal to Three Hundred Baud
STTNG Party Prank #23: Trilithium Resin Balloons
STTNG is fair, but I prefer Science Fiction.
STU Star Trek Universe
STUDENTS are graded for their performance.
STUDENTS do it as exercises.
STUDENTS do it on a guaranteed loan.
STUDENTS do it with their students.
STUDENTS use their heads.
STUPENDOUS MAN TO THE RESCUE!
STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP! Park elsewhere!
STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP...park ELSEWHERE
STUPIDITY is NOT a Handicap... Park ELSEWHERE!
STUPIDITY is NOT a handicap...ask a Liberal
STUPIDITY is not a HANDICAP ... go to school ELSEWHERE!
STUPIDITY: Idleness of the mind.
STUPIDITY: (n) (e.g. - Joycelyn Elders' off-the-cuff remarks)
STV exorcism: I said, "Non-canon demons, be gone!" and Sybok vanished.
SUB MARINERS do it deeper.
SUB MARINERS use their torpedoes.
SUBARU - Screwed up beyond all repair usually
SUBJECT: Good News!
SUBJECT: Sex talk via Telnet
SUBJECT: Subscription address for Satanic Digest
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES DON'T (drink coke) WORK ON ME!
SUBLIMINALsend moneyTAGLINE.
SUBMARINERS do it deeper
SUBMARINERS use their torpedoes
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: How did the first American barbers arrive? STUDENT: On clipper ships
SUBVERT THE DOMINANT PARADIGM!!
SUBWAY: A place so crowded that even men can't all get seats
SUBsend moneyLIMINAL TAGLINE
SUBsend moneyLIMINAL TAGLINE.......
SUCCESS - The one unpardonable sin against one's fellows
SUCCESS comes before WORK only in the DICTIONARY
SUCCESS, n. The one unpardonable sin against one's fellows.
SUCKER!!! AH, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SUFFER FROM KLEPTOMANIA? Take something for it!
SUGAR DADDY: A man who can afford to raise cain
SUIQ: Subtract User's IQ
SULU: Actually, it's my first attempt
SULU: So much for the little training cruise.
SUME: SUprise ME
SUMMER(n):when the furnace finally starts working.
SUN Microsystems: The Network IS the Load Average
SUNDAY activates any Sunday
SUNDAY(n):day occurring every 7th day after Super Bowl
SUNDAY-2 activates any Sunday
SUNWOMAN .. Defender of truth, justice and the Echo moderator.
SUOGOTE; Shut up, or get off the echo.
SUP: Shred User Printout
SUP: Solve Unsolvable Problem
SUPER BONAPARTE - Tom's super hero
SUPER DANA ANDREWS & VELVET WOMAN - Tom's super heroes
SUPER FANNY BRICE - Crow's super hero
SUPER FUN HAPPY SLIDE!! - Homer
SUPER HARRY CONNICK - Crow's super hero
SUPER KIM CATTRAL - Tom's super hero
SUPER MANNEQUIN - Crow's super hero
SUPER PORTER WAGONER - Joel's super hero
SUPER RAE DAWN CHONG - Crow's super hero
SUPERCOMPUTER - What it sounded like before you bought it.
SUPERCOMPUTER USERS do it in parallel
SUPERCOMPUTER: What it was before you brought it home
SUPERMAN - What am I Dong in a Krypt tonight?
SUPEROXYMORON: "Government worker."
SUPERSTAR: A performer who makes more than Guatemala
SUPERcomputerBOWL...Power PC = 10 ; Pentium = 9.99999998
SUPPLEMENTARY STATISTICAL INFORMATION: Padding
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS.....Give them Tom DeLay's congressional pension!
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GYNOTERRORIST!
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GYNOTERRORIST!
SUR: Screw Up Royally
SURF NAKED - Sharks hate to peel their food
SURF is not only a hobby; It's a way of life
SURF, KITTY! SURF!
SURFERS do it in the tube.
SURFERS do it in waves
SURFERS do it standing up
SURFERS do it with their wives, or, if unmarried, with their girl friends
SURFERS(n):cheese on a Ritz cracker, to sharks!
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING - BBSing may cause blindness.
SURGEON: A fish.
SURGEONS are smooth operators.
SURGEONS do it incisively
SURIV 1.01 activates Apr 1st
SURIV 3.0 activates Friday the 13th
SURIV 4.02 activates Apr 1st
SURPLUS: Something you have no need for, like a mother-in-law.
SURRENDER DOROTHY! You, and your little dog, too!"
SUS: Stop Until Spring
SUS: Subtract Until Senseless
SUSAN HAYWARD - I Want To Live
SUSHI: Dead fish. CAVIAR: Unborn offsprings of dead fish.
SUSHI: What is known to the rest of the world as 'bait'.
SUSHI: the Japanese word for 'bait'.
SUSHIDO the way of the tuna
SUTURE SELF magazine, the home guide to personal surgery.
SUV's Blackbox Last Words: Hold my beer I'm gonna try somethin'
SVC: Swindle, Violate and Corrupt
SVC: Swindle, Violate and Corrupt
SVE: Skip on Vernal Equinox
SVENSKLINGS RULE! JO HO!!!
SVGA - Still Vague in the Graphics Area
SVGA ...Squirrelly Vision Gone Amok
SVGA: the gift that keeps on .GIF'ing
SW Echo: You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
SWAG - Scientific Wild Ass Guess.
SWAG = Scientific wild ass guess
SWAK = Sealed With A Kiss (postage stamp tagline)
SWASHBUCKLERS do it with three feet of steel
SWAT: SWAp Terminals
SWEAT(n): motion lotion 2 prevent fires when lovemaking
SWEDE IS GOOD
SWEDENESS AND LIGHT - THAT'S RIGHT!
SWEDISH PERFUMERIES: OLE FACTORY(l)
SWF, 5'9", blonde, stacked, seeks appreciative man. No SysOps
SWF, blonde bombshell, seeks man now. NO SYSOPS!
SWF, blonde, stacked, seeks appreciative gentlemen. No sysops.
SWIMMERS do it in the water
SWIMMERS do it under water
SWIMMERS do it with a breast stroke
SWIMMERS do it with better strokes
SWINDON: What will history say? BURGOYNE: History, sir, will tell lies as usual. - George Bernard Shaw
SWINGING HACKERS move swapped.
SWM computer Geek seeks S*F computer Geeket
SWM ex-con, flatulant, seeks SWF 12-16, to trim body hair
SWM, member of the most hated group in America, seeks
SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed
SWN: SWap Nibbles
SWOS: Store in Write-Only Storage
SWS: Sort to Wrong Slots
SWT: Select Wrong Terminal
SWTPEA: on a green Porsche 911.
SWU: Select Wrong Unit
SWWPNN Something We WIll Probably Never Know
SWZN: Skip Whether Zero or Not
SX = Sexually eXtinct, also known as neutered, ergo an SX.
SYMBOLIC NAME : How about idiot.
SYNONYM(n):a word meaning the same as the 1 U CAN'T spell
SYNONYM: A word used when you can't spell the other.
SYNTAX ERROR IN UNDEFINED LINE.
SYNTAX!? Why not? They tax everything else.
SYNTAX? Why not - everything else is taxed!
SYNTAX? Why not, they tax everthing else!
SYOTMP! &lt;See You On The Middle Path, of course!&gt;
SYS$TAGLINE
SYS+S+++ ErroR - pr
SYS0000: Unable to locate file-CLINTON_PLAN.USA, economy halted.
SYS0509: The president is corrupt, please reboot the White House.
SYS1526: Reality failure. Press {ENTER} to continuum.
SYS825--Moderator not found. Insert FORBIDDEN TOPICS &lt;Y/n&gt;?
SYS8699 Out of Taglines. Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to generate one.
SYS9969: Unable to perform good legislation. Delete liberals? Y/N
SYSERROR: Windows found, system halted !
SYSOP System Operator
SYSOP %JH3 TAGFILE
SYSOP ('sih sop) n.: the guy laughing at your typing.
SYSOP - \'sis ap\ n: the person laughing as you type
SYSOP = Sent Your Spouse Obsene Pictures
SYSOP ALERT -- Beware of geeks bearing GIFS!
SYSOP HAS SHELLED TO DOS. @#%^#& NO CARRIER
SYSOP Here, You have 30 seconds!
SYSOP IS A BLOO+=o2&lt;|a+++.fJ=o+TOdo&= NO CARRIER
SYSOP IS A BLOO....................&. NO CARRIER
SYSOP \'sis .p\ n: hacker's diety; omnipotent.
SYSOP \'sis .p\ n: the person laughing as you type.
SYSOP stands for Sent Your Spouse Obscene Pictures
SYSOP's read minds. But QWKly, very, very QWKly!
SYSOP-System Operator
SYSOP: Provider of viruses and virus scanners.
SYSOP: Sale Yeti ne Sachant Obeir a personne
SYSOP: The guy that is laughing at your typing
SYSOP: The person in whose hands you place your life.
SYSOP: The person in whose life you put your hands in.
SYSOP: The provider of both viruses and virus scanners.
SYSOP: Hacker's diety; Omnipotent.
SYSOP: Provider of bombs, viruses and virus scanners
SYSOP: Slowly... Your System Operator Pecks
SYSOP: Snooty Yuppie Sitting On Potty
SYSOP: Some Young Slick Opressed Person :)
SYSOP: Someone You Sic On People!
SYSOP: The guy laughing at your typing.
SYSOP: The guy that is laughing at your typing!
SYSOP: The person in whose hands you place your life.
SYSOP: The person laughing at your typing!
SYSOP: The person sitting there laughing as you type!
SYSOP: The person that is laughing at your typing!
SYSOP: The provider of both viruses and virus scanners.
SYSOP: overly-generous masochistic computer geek.
SYSOP: the guy that is laughing at your typing!
SYSOP; System Operator
SYSOPS %JH3 TAGFILE
SYSOPS KNOW an 8-hour day is for sissies!!!
SYSOPS do it with their computers
SYSOPTRIX...Female Sysop
SYSOPs never die, they just smell that way!
SYSTEM ALERT: Private Sector not found
SYSTEM CONFUSED: Strike any user when ready
SYSTEM DOWN AT 5:30PM FOR SYSTEM CRASH
SYSTEM ERROR Press F13 to continue...
SYSTEM ERROR #1303, Power NOT on!!
SYSTEM ERROR - Coffee Not Found : Operator Halted!
SYSTEM ERROR 10-100: Operator has to go to the bathroom
SYSTEM ERROR 1303 : POWER NOT ON
SYSTEM ERROR! Strike any user to continue
SYSTEM ERROR. Press F13 to continue.
SYSTEM ERROR. Place sacrifice on keyboard to continue.
SYSTEM ERROR. Press F13 to continue.
SYSTEM ERROR: Place sacrifice at keyboard to continue.
SYSTEM ERROR: Unable to locate COFFEE.COM -- OFFICER.SYS Halted!
SYSTEM ERROR: Unable to locate error message
SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue.
SYSTEM ERROR: Place sacrifice at keyboard to continue.
SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue. (Made you look!)
SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue..
SYSTEM ERROR: offer sacrifice to keyboard to continue
SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue...
SYSTEM FROZEN! Logoff all users. Create new chat group.
SYSTEM GOING DOWN AT 4:45 THIS AFTERNOON FOR DISK CRASHING.
SYSTEM HACKERS are always ready.
SYSTEM HACKERS get it up quicker
SYSTEM HACKERS keep it up longer.
SYSTEM HACKERS know where to poke
SYSTEM HACKERS swap on demand.
SYSTEM HALTED - Press F13 to continue
SYSTEM HALTED - Press all keys at once to continue
SYSTEM HALTED! User unable to locate coffee
SYSTEM HALTED. Press all keys at once to continue.
SYSTEM HALTED: I'm sorry, you're hitting the keys too hard!
SYSTEM MANAGERS do it with pencils.
SYSTEMS PROGRAMMERS keep it up longer.
SYSTEMS go down on their hackers.
SYSTEMS have black boxes
SYT Sweet Young Thing
SZD: Switch to Zero Density
Sa koliko da te pocastim?
Sa vinom se divno hladis...S vinom se divno zabavis
Saavik on humor: It's illogical. [*] Kirk: We learn by doing.
Saavik: You lied! [*] Spock: I exaggerated.
Sabena Such A Bloody Experience, Never Again!
Saber-toothed tiger, you face the Tick, the world's first super hero!
Sable, a lemming proper, in its stupidity, falling to base.
Sable: The skin women love to touch
Sabotage the Borg, give 'em Windows95.
Sabre-toothed tiger, you face the Tick, the world's first super hero!
Sacekaj da zora svane, sacekaj da kisa stane, sacekaj.
Sacher's Observation: Some people grow with responsibility -- others merely swell
Saci - Blessed Goddess of Power
Sack of monkeys in my pocket my sisters ready to go -Joel
Sacramento Kings win NBA Title! New book explores dreaming
Sacramento? It's just a short drive from Lodi
Sacre bleu !!
Sacre, where did my computer go? Damn aliens
Sacred Chalice of Riix: An old clay pot with mold growing in it.
Sacred Cow, n. - Venerated object. Often another man's meat
Sacred Cows make great hamburgers!
Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger." -- Abbie Hoffman
Sacred cows make good hamburgers!
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
Sacred cows make great hamburgers. - Robert Reisner
Sacred cows make heavenly bar-b-que.
Sacred cows make the best burgers!
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -- Mark Twain
Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger. - Abbie Hoffman
Sacred words: Ni!, Pang!, and Niwomm!
Sacrificing ships is not how you win
Sacrilege: Anything damaging to things sacred, especially truth.
Sacuvajte ovaj Tag, moze vam doneti kolor TV.
Sad Case #12: Nostalgia buff with amnesia.
Sad because I am utterly alone. - The Crow
Sad eyes, crooked crosses --U2
Sad eyes, crooked crosses ... In God's Country
Sad fact about windows bashing is it's all true
Sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things,like wild dogs
Sad malo ONA !!!
Sad mi tvoje oci tako mnogo znace i kao kroz maglu redjaju se slike,
Sad sam te uhvatio! Krades tagove, jel' !?
Sad times R these when passing ruffians can nee at will to old ladies
Sad what the mind can do, isn't it?
Sad what the mind can do, isn't it? -- Tom Servo
Sad when IT happens to somebody you know - Tom on Crow
Sad when IT happens to somebody you know, isn't it? - Tom
Sad workers are depressANTs.
Sad-necro-bestiality is beating a dead horse.
Sad: seeing a liberal spending their own money.
Sada je tacno 12:23:23, kako imam tacan sat.
Sada krivim sudbinu, sto ja volim zenu zelenu
Sadaam Hussein eats pork with his left hand
Saddam Hussain - What F**CKING Stealth Plane????
Saddam Hussein Condoms. For guys who don't pull out.
Saddam Hussein Condoms: For when you have a No Fly zone
Saddam Hussein ain't laughin'! - Mike
Saddam Hussein is the father of the mother of all cliches.
Saddam Hussein still has a job. Do you?
Saddam Hussein still has a job. Does anyone at Hayes? :-)
Saddam Hussein still has his job. Do you?
Saddam Hussein would walk a mile for a Camel...and he doesn't even smoke !
Saddam Hussein's father should have pulled out!
Saddam Husseins' Greatest SCUD Hits Vol.1
Saddam broke a mirror to be sure he'll live another seven years
Saddam eats his Kurds
Saddam says "Don't worry little boy"
Saddam sucks
Saddam sucks......
Saddam who?
Saddam wins the toss...and elects to receive
Saddam: "They elected a Redhead for President? Pull out of Kuwait NOW!"
Sadder still to fly the time, which is a fool
Saddle up, father! - Alexander, to Worf
Saddle up, we're going on a Cheerleader drive
Saddlebags! - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
Sadism (n): the standard deviation of the mean
Sadism: A sadist refusing to whip a masochist.
Sadist....Those responsible for the creation of Windows.
Sadist: little old whine maker.
Sadistic Pet Tricks: Teach parrot to say "Here Kitty Kitty Kitty..."
Sadists are nice to masochists
Sadly, my mail packet was rendered useless by a quantum filament
Sadly, we still don't know what causes heterosexuality.
Sadness. Sadness. For the end of things. - Spock
Sado-masochism means having to say your sorry
Sado-masochist? Try Windows!
Sado-necro-beastiality beating a dead horse.
Sadomasochism means never having to say you're sorry.
Sadomasochism, n. - Never having to say you're sorry
Sadomasochism, n. - Where there's a whip there's a way
Sadonecrobeastiality: beating a dead horse.
Safe Magick: the Necronomicondom
Safe SEX used to mean: Put the car in "Park"
Safe Sax
Safe Sex used to mean Ask them for their name first.
Safe Sex used to mean Lock the office door first.
Safe Sex used to mean Park the car first.
Safe Sex , the next best thing to being there.
Safe Sex : Remembering to put the handbreak on.
Safe Sex Means Having A Padded Head-Board
Safe Sex is having a padded headboard on the water bed.
Safe Sex is never having to say: You Have WHAT?!
Safe Sex used to mean put the car in park first
Safe Sex used to mean she didn't care If U snored
Safe Sex used to mean you held the only key to the handcuffs
Safe Sex, n. - Masturbating wearing a condom
Safe Sex: Cover your meat before you plow her seat !
Safe Sex: Cover your stump before you hump!
Safe Sex: Keep your tool out of the stool !
Safe Sex: Marrying a virgin.
Safe Sex: Wrap your pecker before you deck her.
Safe Sex: a pillow propped firmly against the headboard
Safe Water....Drink Beer!!!!!!
Safe hex means never having to say 'You downloaded WHAT?'
Safe sex - chastity before marriage, fidelity during it.
Safe sex HO!
Safe sex is good sex!!
Safe sex is marrying a Virgin!
Safe sex is wearing your .45 to bed.
Safe sex means never having to say You've got WHAT?!?
Safe sex used to mean a cop wouldn't knock on the car window
Safe sex used to mean her sister didn't snitch to her boyfriend.
Safe sex used to mean making sure the car was in "Park."
Safe sex used to mean making sure the door was locked.
Safe sex used to mean putting your car in Park.
Safe sex used to mean to put the car in Park
Safe sex used to mean you could get your car out of sight of the road.
Safe sex used to mean: Park the car first.
Safe sex, the next best thing to being there.
Safe sex: Putting a blanket on the floor so ya don't get rug burn.
Safe vampirism: Drinking tomato juice or biting animals
Safe! - Yakko
Safe. Out of danger. SHARK! -- Crow T. Robot
Safe. Out of danger. SHARK!!! - Crow on rescuers in raft
Safeguard your health - don't sleep with any damp women
Safely and quietly ARMED - always!
Safer Sex used to mean Ask them for their name first.
Safer Sex used to mean Lock the office door first.
Safer Sex used to mean Park the car first.
Safer than drugs and just a little more interesting.
Safest place in the world to be. - The Crow
Safety Harbor Institute of Technology
Safety Third
Safety Tip #5: Don't punch bears.
Safety doesn't happen... It's caused
Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
Safety first ... wear goggles when compiling!!
Safety goggles must be worn at all times
Safety tip from PeeWee: Don't leave your tools out!
Safety tip: Never squat while wearing spurs.
Safety's just danger...out of place
Safety, schmafety! - Crow
Safety, schmafety! -- Crow T. Robot
Safety: Freedom from danger or risk. Freedom from injur
Safty Tip #5: "Don't punch bears.
Safty Tip: "Don't throw porcupines at someone and say, `Think fast!'
Sag JA zum Wettbewerb und NEIN zu Subventionen
Sag beim Abschied leise "ATH"
Sagan of Borg: Billions and Billions of assimilations.
Sage advice: To cook well, learn all about spices.
SageThis is a Moving MessageThis is a Moving MessageThis is
Said the Burger to the Meister_ `Eat me with Relish'
Said the elephant as he danced among the chickens!
Said the fly " Let us flee." Said the flea "Let us fly."
Said the spider to the fly: "Check out my Web page."
Said the tired electronics technician: "I want to go ê!"
Said you'd call! Said you'd write! I think you did it just for SPITE !
Saigon. Can't believe I'm still in Saigon! -- Mike Nelson
Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails
Sail naked.
Sail nude, and *uck the Marine Patrol! (gotcha; that was "duck")
Sail nude....and duck the Marine Patrol!
Sail nude...it's the NATURAL way to go
Sail on to the Night! Lost in the Shadows!!
Sail on, Servo! I love a robot with panache! -- Dr. Forrester
Sail to Alpha Centauri? Why not?
Sailboat fuel for brains.
Sailing into destiny - Closer to the Heart -RUSH
Sailing is fun, but scrubbing the decks is aardvark
Sailing is fun, but scrubbing the decks is aardvark. -- Heard on Noahs' ark
Sailing is not a life and death issue -- It's much more important than that!
Sailing on a winedark open sea--Paul McCartney '93
Sailing ships. The Viking spits his blood up on the sand
Sailing: A form of mast transit
Sailor Beware - By Don Bendover
Sailor Kosh Says: &lt;whistle&gt; &lt;guitar riff&gt; We are all kyute
Sailor Moon Quake: Droid_X accepts Sailor_Jupiter's shaft
Sailor Moon Quake: Youma_1 ate Sailor_Moon's tiara
Sailor Moon Says!
Sailor Moon Toilet Bowl Cleaner: On behalf of the Moon, I'll polish you!
Sailor Moon VR: Get punished in three dimensions
Sailor Moon is NOT just a bunch of girls in cheerleader outfits!
Sailor Moon is for wusses!! ..3$%#$%^!@$%&* NO CARRIER
Sailor Moon of Borg: On behalf of the Moon, I'll assimilate you!
Sailor Moon says? What about Sailor Moon does? - Luna
Sailor Moon, huh? Boy, her grammar's terrible! - Ninjana
Sailor Moon-Borg: In the name of the Moon, I'll assimilate you!
Sailor Polinesi said to Negaverse monster All, 'In the name of Sailor Moon,
Sailor Scouts can't go on strike!
Sailor Scully Says: Trust no one! &lt;G&gt; - Jeff Hancock
Sailor Taylor: In the name of the Moon, I'll punish you with MORE POWER!
Sailor Wakko isn't wearing a skirt!
Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind
Sailor's luck, Mr. Spock. -- Kirk
Sailor: "Look, a dead seagull!" Marine looks up: "Where?"
Sailor: Maryland's on-ramp to the information super highway!
SailorMoonDOS: Remove directory NEGAVRSE &lt;Y/n&gt;?
SailormoonDOS: (A)bort (P)unish (B)awl like Usagi?
Sailors DO IT ad nauseam.
Sailors DO IT after cruising the seven seas.
Sailors Do it on (ahem) the waves!
Sailors curse the rain that farmers prayed for in vain.
Sailors do it ad nauseam.
Sailors do it after cruising the seven seas.
Sailors do it in the waves
Sailors do it with seaman.
Sailors get blown off shore.
Sailors in ships, sail on! Even while we died, others rode out the storm
Sailors like to be blown.
Sailors never die - they get a little dinghy.
Sailors. Men locked up in floating steel boxes.
Sails trimmed, autopilot on, now it's "Miller Time."
Saint (n.) A dead sinner revised and edited.
Saint Fracas (456? - 458) had a short but raucous childhood.
Saint(n): a dead sinner revisited & editted.
Saint, n. A dead sinner revised and edited.
Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited. - A. Bierce
Sainthood In Government
Saintliness is also a temptation. - Jean Anouilh
Saints engage in introspection while burly sinners run the world
Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved innocent. -- George Orwell, "Reflections on Gandhi"
Saippuakivikauppias (Finnish word for a dealer in lye).
Sajak of Borg: RES_STA_CE _S F_T_LE
Sakuro's Disease is extremely rare. - McCoy
Sal Mineo for Viceroy - Crow lisps
Salacia - Sea Goddess with fish-teeming womb
Salacia, Sea Goddess with fish-teeming womb.
Salad Bar? But There's No Beer?
Salad Barbarism: "Sire, the vandals demand croutons!"
Salad needs more butter, mother - Crow
Sale Illegal? Hell! I'll GIVE it away.. with this $5000 ball-point pen
Sale: parachute, used once, never opened, small stain.
Salemi! In my office! After the commercial!
Sales of stoves will slow down, but refrigerators will heat up.
Sales resistance: The triumph of mind over patter.
Sales taxes are regressive and punish the poor!
Salesman of RoboMail mail readers. :)
Salesman: To the first words I say when a lady answers the door--Miss, is your mom at home?
Salesmen DO IT with their tongues.
Salespeople have a way with their tongues.
Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time. -- George Carlin
Salivabrating - Kissing someone at midnight on New Year's Eve
Salivosavers - People who tuck envelopes in instead of li
Saljivdzija - prducka po ceo dan, a nikad posteno da prdne.
Sally Jessy Borg: Pagan prostitutes and their Assimilated Mothers.
Sally Jessy Raphael of Borg: Anything ridiculous will be assimilated
Sally Struthers called. Your diploma is in the mail.
Sally Struthers is the ANTI-CHRIST!!! She MUST be killed!
Sally Struthers is the Anti-Christ! She *must* be killed!
Sally discovered 0-100 wasn't the only thing Sonic did in 2
Sally plays strip poker. Whenever she loses, she has to put something on. - Steven Wright
Sally sells C Shells to the C sore.
Sally stole seven sysops' signatures!
Sally swaps C shells in the C core
Sally wants cookies. "Beware the disadvantages of cake."
Sally was low--just watching the show--over and over again
Salman Rushdie? The green courtesy phone
Salmon C: The only compiler to implement upstream spawning.
Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed in the end. -- From Ross Williams' FunList
Salmon Rushdie? The green courtesy phone
Salmonella: The fowl's response to condoners of ovaphagy-C. Morton
Salt Lake City, UT: It is illegal for the girl to be on top!
Salt makes the tongue water.
Salt water and computers don't mix well. I got soggy mail
Salt: Something useful in a pinch
Salts!... SMELLING salts, not BATH salts!--Doctor Z
Salty Ron has pecan ice cream for us - Crow
Salty Software Projects on OS/2
Salutations Imperfect One! I Am The Master -Joel As Manos
Salutations, Imperfect One! I am the Master! -- Joel
Salvador Dali died for art's sins.
Salvador Dali for Coca Cola... It's the surreal thing!
Salvador Dali for Coca Cola: "It's surreal thing."
Salvador Dali's mansion: An example of "surreal estate."
Salvador Dali's modem plugged into the surreal port
Salvador Dali's modem plugged into the surreal port
Salvador Dali: Surreal Killer! Quaker Oats: Cereal Killer.
Salvation & Loan - A TV evangelist program
Salvation - Don't leave Earth without it
Salvation a la mode and a cup of tea.
Salvation comes by way of the Jews!PRAISE YHVH!!!!!
Salvation is only a Beer Bottle away.
Salvation, Don't leave earth without it.
Salve, my crature of the night !
Sam
Sam "SLED" Wilmott is alive/living in Ottawa,Ont
Sam Beckett - The ORIGINAL Space Cadet.
Sam Clemen's estranged kids: Never the Twains shall meet!
Sam Houston Institute of Technology
Sam Kinison's last words: "AHHH AHHHHHH!"
Sam Kinison: 1954-1992. You Will Be Missed.
Sam M. Walton, Chairman & CEO, Wal-Mart Stores, was an Eagle Scout.
Sam Morgan dropped to DOS on Amiga central and moaned 'My GOD this
Sam Nunn, Senator (Ga.), was an Eagle Scout.
Sam Peckinpah's 'Six Degrees Of Seperation' - Tom
Sam Spade wouldn't have made it in a fertility clinic.
Sam as a lounge act: Leapin' Lizard?
Sam is always leaping to conclusions.
Sam of Borg I am, and I will not assimilate green eggs and ham!
Sam of Borg I am. Prepare to assimilate Green Eggs and Ham.
Sam sam sa casom i tugom, drustvo bas veselo zar ne
Sam sam sa casom i tugom, staro smo drustvo mi zar ne
Sam u corsokaku, i priznajem poraz.
Sam! Are you scheming?! - Tom
Sam! I'm leaping!
Sam's first law of the universe: nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad cheque
Sam's second law of the universe: 1/4 ounce of chocolate = 4 Pounds of fat
Sam, I'm the one who thinks with his glands, not you! -- Al ql
Sam, Ziggy doesn't appear to know what a Cardassian is
Sam, Ziggy doesn't appear to know what a Ferengi is
Sam, Ziggy says it`s a 94.1% chance your tagline will be adopted!
Sam, Ziggy says there's 94.1% chance that this tagline will be adopted
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that @TO@ is not real
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that Andy Anderson is not real.
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that Darwin Ritchie is not real.
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that Frederick Sohn is not real
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that Gremlin is not real.
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that Mark Swick is not real.
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that Michael Mcvay is not real.
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that Orville Bullitt is not real.
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance your tagline is to be adopted
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94.1% chance that you're Edward Lee
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94.1% chance you tagline is to be adopted!
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94.1% chance your tagline was stolen.
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 97% chance you'll be cancelled.
Sam, Ziggy says you're a news Anchor on some show called FYI... -Al
Sam, if ya want to leap, ya gotta... leap! -- Al Calavicci
Sam, your good deeds are unending. -- Al Calavicci
Sam: Too late for a game of Stratego? Mulder: 22 years too late
Sam? At last I'm going to be called by my own name. -- Sam
Samantha Fox Falls Fifteen thousand feet out of Helium Balloon ... and survives
Samantha! Samantha ...it's me Fox, your brother. --Mulder
Samantha, report to Transporter Room 3! (Maximum dispersion, Chief.)
Samauri's without masters have to advertise. --Mulder
Same .BAT channel, Same .BAT time
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was. Habs won the Cup!
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was... Same as it ever was... Same as it
Same audience, same technique, same lack of musical talent.
Same difference
Same files, Same Messages, Different Board - Darkwood
Same lesbian channel, same lesbian time!
Same old Odo. Like a blunt instrument.--Dukat
Same old routine I suppose, Number One? -- Picard
Same price, but the Holiday is definitely enjoyable.
Same seats so we don't have to shoot any more footage-Tom
Same set, different color, cheap flick
Same stuff, different day, bigger shovel... -L. Kiefer
Same thing we do every night, Pinky... &lt;Tarzan yell&gt; - Brain
Same thing we do every night, Pinky: we try to take over the world
Same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world!
Same time tomorrow Mrs. Bell? - 007 (Roger Moore)
Same to you (whatever you meant by that)!
Samhain 2100: Alpha Centauri or bust!
Samhain: Oct 31 The God dies, only to be reborn again.
Samite Healer: I-Don't-Think-So-Tim
Sammy Davis Jr. Junior - Crow
Sammy Davis Jr. Monkey - Crow on ape with eye patch
Sammy's been in the band longer than Roth was... people give it a break
Samo jedan dan zivota, jos jednu casu mi dajte sad
Samo kod nas! Tagovi u originalnim metalnim konzervama.
Samo kod prostitutki primanja ne zavise od polozaja!
Samo mrtav poreznik je dobar poreznik
Samo nek ne zuri;)))
Samo onaj ko se reklamira moze skupo da proda svoju kozu.
Samo reci da me volis, pa da skinemo i to sa dnevnog reda
Samo se budale ne boje
Samo ti begaj, ne daj da te dusmani uhvate :)
Sample hound: a stud on the prowl for a one night stand
Sample my FIST you community theater reject!
Sample my foot, you Community Theatre Reject! -- TV's Frank
Sample tagline. Not yet registered.
Sampson slew the Philistines with the jawbone of a Clinton
Samsara..I think I've been through that before
Samson died of fallen arches
Samson suffered from fallen arches.
Samson used the jawbone of an ass. So does Rush.
Samsonest - A stach of folding chairs
Samuel Goldwyn: Yes, but that's our strongest weak point. -Sam Goldwyn
Samuel Morse in distres: s: . . . - - -
Samuel Morse in distress: . . . - - - . . .
Samuel Morse invented Morse code. Plato invented the Plate. -Holly
Samuel Pepys was asecurity guard at a ladies' changing room.
Samurai do it with more Body
San Andreas loves to Rock-n-Roll
San Andreas, it's not our fault
San Angelo, Texas. 200 Miles from ANYWHERE!
San Antonio: Henry Cisneros slept here, but not always at home.
San Diego State University and Storm Door Company.
San Diego, CA - Where we measure Sunshine in Days!
San Diego: The weather is here, wish you were beautiful.
San Francisco - where men are men... and women... and
San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was.
San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was. -- Herb Caen
San Francisco, n. - Where men are men, and so are half the women
San Francisco, n. - Where the women are strong and the men are pretty
San Francisco, n.: Marcel Proust editing an issue of Penthouse.
San Francisco, where nobody eats Rice-a-Roni.
San Francisco...where every man can be Queen for a Day
San Francisco: Where NOBODY eats Rice-a-Roni
Sanctimonious Non-Smoker on the Rampage
Sanctos subiunctivos, Virvespertilio!
Sanctuary district? What year is this? Sisko
Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
Sand melts in pools of the sky, when darkness lays her crimson cloak.
Sand trap, sand box, what's the difference? -- Garfield on golf
Sand trap, sand box...what's the difference? - Garfield
Sandman: Exit light, enter night
Sandmantenance - Getting ready for bed
Sandpapers Of The West - By Tex Ture
Sandpapers of the West: Tex Ture
Sandpit, FL: The Place to Retire to in 2023 ... by Tracy Lincoln
Sandrine, this is my friend, Harry Kim. Paris
Sandro Mancini has been caught snaging recipes again.
Sandro Mancini has been caught stealing taglines again.
Sandstorm! -- TV's Frank
Sandwich Spreads By May O'Naise
Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash
Sandwich: A faulty attempt to make both ends meat
Sandwiches, anyone? - Gypsy
Sandy Claws: Cat leaving litter box
Sandy Fraaank! Sandy Fraaank! Films are always poorly dubbed!
Sandy Frank presents our own personal hell - Crow
Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank! He's the source of all our pain!
Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank! Here we go again!
Sane is a four letter word
Sane? Hell, if I was sane why would I be here?
Sane? If I'm sane, why would I be here?
Sanford N. McDonnell, Chairman (McDonnell Douglas) was an Eagle Scout.
Sanitary belt - a drink from a clean glass.
Sanitary landfill
Sanitized for your protection.
Sanity Clause? I don't need no Sanity Clause!
Sanity Hot Line: 1-800-AMI-NUTS.
Sanity Is A State Of Mind And I Moved Out Of State.
Sanity and insanity are only two letters appart.
Sanity and insanity overlap a fine grey line
Sanity is a cozy lie. - Susan Sontag
Sanity is a madness put to good uses. - George Santayana
Sanity is a relative measurement & I'm an orphan.
Sanity is for the sane
Sanity is for those who can't afford a modem yet
Sanity is for wimps.
Sanity is just madness put to good use
Sanity is madness put to good use. -George Santayana
Sanity is no benefit in an insane society
Sanity is only a temporary condition!!
Sanity is over-rated
Sanity is relative . . . but not one of mine!
Sanity is such a wonderful thing... I wish I had some
Sanity is the admission of reality into one's mind.
Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind
Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind. - Mark Harrold
Sanity is whatever people let you get away with.
Sanity not found. Abort, Ignore, Retry, Fail?
Sanity not found. (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (F)ail?
Sanity not found. (A)bort, (I)gnore, (R)etry, (F)ail?
Sanity prevails; no furthur penalty for Benetton
Sanity! Sanity! Where for art thou sanity?
Sanity's another word for nothin left to lose
Sanity's relative--until yours come to visit!
Sanity, you're INSANE! - The Tick
Sanity.com Corrupted: Loading imaginary.com instead!
Sanity: an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency
Sank heaven for leetle curls
Sankcije? Najzad svoji na svome.
Sans mariage, l'amour est un souffle au fromage.
Sans mes lunettes, ma vie serait moins claire
Santa - how much for a copy of your list of naughty girls?
Santa = Satan ???
Santa Anna raided the Alamo : Santa Clintonanna raided Waco!
Santa Bites The Bishop?! - Tom
Santa Clarita, CA 91350
Santa Claus is watching!
Santa Claus kidnapped My Baby, Insists Game Show Host.
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist
Santa Claus: kindly old elf, or CIA spook? - Calvin
Santa Claus: He died for your presents.
Santa Claus: The hardest working man in SNOW business!
Santa Claus? No way. And get those reindeer off my roof!
Santa Claustrophobia: Fear of crowded holiday shopping.
Santa Cube - Yes Virginia, there is a Borg.
Santa Cube - Yes, there is a Borg.
Santa Maria, Andrea Dorea, Lusitania and Titanic Tom said forbodingly
Santa bites the bishop?
Santa charged everything on *my* American Express Card.
Santa found out the credit cards are all ready max'd.
Santa has the right idea: visit people once a year
Santa is An Alien in a Red Suit
Santa is Satan spelled sideways.
Santa is sending an elf down Lorena Bobbitt's chimney.
Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Santa is watching his saturated fat. Scott Calvin
Santa nada - Expecting a certain gift for Christmas & not receiving it
Santa needs a diet!
Santa needs a raise because, New tax on flying sleighs.
Santa needs love too
Santa now gives lumps of enriched-uranium pellets to bad boys.
Santa only comes once a year, too bad for him.
Santa says, Don't jingle your bells too near the fireplace.
Santa scrambled is Satan. Coincidence? I think not!
Santa stages of life, believe, don't believe, become, look like.
Santa stuck in chimney, christmas every day!
Santa uses 'The Club' in New York, a vest in Florida.
Santa vs Satan - by Ana Gram
Santa's elves are a gang of subordinate Clauses
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Santa's elves are subordinate Clauses
Santa's helpers are now Subordinate Clauses!
Santa's red nose is caused by roof top crashes.
Santa, how much for a copy of your naughty girls list?
Santa, how much for that list of naughty girls?
Santa, how much for your list of naughty boys?
Santa, please bring me a new HF XCVR, a new 2M/440 Allmode, a... ;-}
Santa, please send me your list of naughty girls!
Santa: How much for a copy of your list of naughty girls?
SantaSatanBoth wear red and have the same letters in their names
Santaclaustrophobia: Fear of crowded holiday shopping.
Santayana was right, damnit!
Santa’s primary language is North Polish.
Santeria Don't even THINK of sh*tting on me!
Santino's dead. So's Phillip Totaglia, Moe Green, Sceratzi, Cuneo
Sapere aude. (Dare to be wise.)
Sapiens who are homo. ÄÄ next on Oprah!
Sapientia - Lady Wisdom, Goddess-Within
Sapientia, Siren of the Philosophers.
SaraDOS 1.0 : (S)cream loudly (G)randfather!!! (W)imper a lot
Sarah - Goddess Queen
Sarah Brady got the 100,000 number from the hole in Jim Brady's head
Sarah Brady has Early American features...she looks like a buffalo
Sarah Brady in see-through cammies...fool-proof birth control!
Sarah Brady is Predator 3 - she attacks if you have a gun
Sarah Brady is as useless as windshield wipers on a duck's a$$.
Sarah Brady is to guns as Tipper Gore is to rock music.
Sarah Brady of Borg: "Turn in your Q-Cannon NOW!"
Sarah Brady shoots Sporting Clays on the weekend
Sarah Brady walked into a bar one night...seven guys took the pledge
Sarah Brady walks into a room and the MICE jump up on chairs
Sarah Brady would ban the sale of arms to Venus de Milo!
Sarah Brady! Up Saturn! Up Jupiter! Up Uranus!
Sarah Brady's father had sex with a plant and raised a blooming idiot!
Sarah Brady...because sometimes Ipecac isn't enough.
Sarah Brady: The woman of Hitler's dreams.
Sarah Conner? I'm Agent Mulder, this is Agent Scully
Sarah Connor? Agent Mulder, Agent Scully. We'd like to talk to you
Sarah Jane Smith to write tell-all book: DOCTOR IN MY HOUSE.
Sarah Jane, you keep thinking I'm DEAD! --Fourth Doctor.
Sarah Jane, you keep thinking I'm daed! -- The Doctor
Sarah MUST be an only child. NOBODY's so horny to risk having two!
Sarah saw Abraham she alighted off her camel.
Sarah, get me Goober!
Sarah... I *do* care... - The Crow
Sarama - Mother of the Brindled Dogs of Yama
Sarama, Mother of the Brindled Dogs of Yama.
Sarasota: Newly-weds and nearly-deads
Sarasvati - River Goddess, The Flowing One
Sarcasm hasn't hit the Old West, yet - Frank
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think
Sarcasm is a dying art, and one of my few talents
Sarcasm is giving a sharp edge to a blunt truth.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Sarcasm is just one of the many services we offer
Sarcasm is the lowest form of humour? Like it's MEANT to be funny!
Sarcasm is the sincerest form of insult!!
Sarcasm is wasted on husbands and children
Sarcasm should be met with a complete ignoral
Sarcasm works better when it's spelled correctly
Sarcasm, annoying to some; but to others the ultimate art form.
Sarcasm...just one more service we offer.
Sarcasm: Barbed ire
Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive.
Sarcasm: barbed ire.
Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive
Sarcasm? I have no idea what you're talking about
Sarcasm? What's that?
Sarcastic? Me?! Yeah, right!
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient, who doesn't get it
Sarchasm: the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who
Sarek understands my reason. Spock
Sarek, we're a part of each other. * Picard
Sarek, you're proud of him, aren't you? Amanda
Sarek: Klingon justice is a unique point of view, Mr. President.
Sarek: My logic is uncertain where my son is concerned.
Sark. All my functions are yours. --MCP
Sartre ihasmartrewloNIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE!MODEMS!loNopamolnt oc plnln
Sartre of Borg: Existence precedes assimilation.
Sash that hash then thrash that gash
Sask: Buying a huge John Deere mower makes sense.
Sask: Cruise control takes on a whole new meaning.
Sask: It takes you two weeks to walk to your neighbour's house.
Sask: You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
Sask: You never have to worry about rollback in a standard.
Saskatchewan: Acres and acres of just acres!
Saskatchewan: Not the end of the earth, but you can see it from here!
Sass: Know, be aware of, meet, have sex with.
Sat under the ozone hole too long.
SatNet is a local net that uses a satelite disk to get
Satan (n): Moderator of Hell
Satan : Big fluffy bunny with a cute button nose
Satan : Big guy. Long Tail. Evil as all heck
Satan : He's my friend. He's your friend. He's on crack
Satan can cite scripture for his purpose
Satan drives us compulsively, God draws us lovingly
Satan has requested chat! Alt-H to accept
Satan himself could not have lied with such genial persuasiveness. -DT
Satan holds my future, watch it unfold
Satan is in deep sh*t! -- Harley Stone
Satan is the best friend the church ever had. Anton Levey
Satan kissed my dog!
Satan loves me. How do I know? 'Cause my Speak'n Spell
Satan luvs you! :)
Satan our master in evil mayhem, guides us with every first step
Satan rushes men; God guides them
Satan talks backwards in OS/2 DLLs
Satan to Gabriel: I've fallen and I can't get up
Satan's Recyclable Plastic Bottle Users
Satan's cross points to Hell
Satan's morbid soldiers chant in lust
Satan's slaughter, ceremonial death, answer his every command!
Satan, bite the dust.
Satan, could you speak up please? -- Mike Nelson
Satan, laughing, speads his wings
Satan, oscillate my metallic sonata.
Satan, what a beautiful choice!
Satan: The Moderator from Hell.
Satan: "Welcome to hell - Here's your DoubleSpaced 386SX and windows"
Satan: Moderator of the Magick Echo
Satan: Patriarch of The Church Of The Adversary (Mystic)
Satan: The Moderator from Hell.
Satan: The monster under the bed, for adults.
Satan: The ultimate incarnation of primal urge...kewl eh?
Satan: not just for breakfast anymore!
Satanic (say tan' ik) adj. Anything a fundy Christian doesn't like.
Satanic laws prevail your life is through!
Satanic music played backwards: A hymn?
Satanic nurses: Healthcare from Hell. On the next Geraldo!
Satanic: Anything a fundy doesn't understand
Satanism sh*t is the best part
Satanism is Christianity for rebels with no imagination
Satanism is a Christian religion
Satanism is the best religion. Mess up, you go to heaven
Satanism, n. - Organized blasphemy for black sheep
Satanism: Let's go make more sh*t happen!
Satanism: Siding with a loser
Satanism: Sin is the best part
Satanism: the perfect religion-screw up & you go to heaven
Satanists do it for the hell of it!
Satans Autobiography: A hiss and tell book.
Satellite Beach, Florida, USA, Sol 3, Sector 4, Quadrant
Satellite Beach, Florida, USA, Sol 3, Sector 4, Quadrant 2, Milky Way.
Satellite Communication - My job is over my head.
Satellite Safety Tip #14: If you see a bright streak in the sky coming at you, duck
Satellite of Love is passing by! - Joel & Bots
Satine caloris tibi est?
Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.
Satire is tragedy plus time. -- Lenny Bruce
Satire is what closes Saturday night.
Satire is what closes Saturday night. -- George Kaufman
Satire is what closes in New Haven
Satirists DO IT tongue-in-cheek
Satirists DO IT tongue-in-cheek. So bend over babe.
Satisfaction Guaranteed or your Smile cheerfully Refunded
Satisfaction Guaranteed: We'll send you another copy if it fails.
Satisfaction guaranteed - but don't be hard to satisfy.
Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.
Satisfaction guaranteed, or twice your load back. -- sign on septic tank
Satisfaction should be made to that fund which has sustained the loss
Satisfied Democrat
Satisfied registered user of Telix v3.12
Satisfied? - O'Brien
Satisfy the easily offended, Ban Everything!
Sattinger's Law: "It works better if you plug it in."
Saturday Morning 10:30 A.M. Easter Matinee.|Every child laying an egg in
Saturday seems fake
Saturday's child works hard for a living
Saturday, sow wild oats. Sunday, pray for crop failure
Saturn, Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Mickey, Goofy
Saturn: (N) Chevylike vehicle with automatic ignition
Satyr, n. - Mythological Greek beings that have more faun
Satyriasis: see also "Bill Clinton"
Satyrs have more faun.
Sauce for the goose, Mr. Saavik. - Spock
Sauce for the goose, Mr. Saavik. The odds will be even. - Spock
Saucer Chaser: We like your ideas Mulder, they're weirder than ours
Saucer Pilot denys discovery of AIRFORCE on Sol 3
Saucer Section separates - oooooooo....whole beer!
Saucer Separation - See the space duck catch the space frisbee
Saucer section separates whenever ship makes a left turn.
Saucer separation in t-minus 5 minutes... - Computer ST:G
Saudi Apartments - Call Low-Rents-of Arabia.
Saudi Arabia, A country where the word "DUCK" is a Verb
Sauerbraten: Moody children.
Sauna (n.): a nylon tent one hour after sunrise
Sauron is alive in Argentina!
Sausage Grinding is Dirty Dancing to some Germans
Sausage is like the law; once you know what went into it,
Savador Dali:Surreal Killer!
Savage Grace? Wasn't she the daughter of Tarzan and Jane?
Savage is a bone