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"				  " - [cloaked tagline]
"                                                 " -- Marcel Marceau. "
"                                    ." - Morn of Borg
"                                   "  - Confucious
"                                   "  - Lao Tzu
"                                   "  -- Marcel Marceau
"                                  " - [cloaked tagline]
"                                  ." -- Morn of Borg
"                                 ", said Tom blankly.
"                         "  -  Marcel Marceau
"                   " -- Rush Limbaugh, Thinking
"             ", said Tom blankly.
"            ,         !"    (Laryngitis)
"         "    Marcel Marceau
"         ," Tom said blankly.
"       ."  --      MORN of Borg.
"      " said Pooh as he was rendered speechless
"      ", said Bob blankly.
"      ," said @F, forgetting his lines
"     !",  "     !",  "              !!" ... (2 Betazoids arguing)
"     wols !? ap6721476t  "  ya)6h!rrU_ody."i6h!rreenL- oe
"   and ye shall throw money at the problem..." - Liberal Bible
"  " <-- Stealth Tribble
"  ", "",  "...", "!" (I was voted quietist in my school
" " " " " " " " " " "   <-- Rush Limbaugh's listeners
" " " " " " " " " " " < Rush Limbaugh thinking
" " -- Harpo Marx
" " said Tom blankly
" ", "", "...", "!" (I was voted quietest in my school yearbook.)
" ", said Orville blankly.
" ", said Tom blankly.
" 'Course, Mrs. Essence flushed hers down the loo."
" 'Ello...  I'd like to buy an argument."
" 'Enigmatic Dr. Scully'..."--Mulder quoting Max (Fallen Angel)
" 'Mean' Joe Green and Coca-Cola" - 1979
" 'Tis the goal of all housecats to become spherical."  --RW
" 'Trust no one', very wise..."--Max Fenig to Mulder (Fallen Angel)
" 'Well, let's see if we can find some space anomoly today that might
" * * * * * " Tribble Con 1995!  Guest Tribble: Shatner's Hairpiece!
" *..* " Tribble Family Portrait.  Only $12.95 at Pixi Photos
" *..* " Tribble Family Portrait.  Only $12.95 at Sears!
" -- trust in the Force, young Jedi Scully."
" -leave bad enough alone!"
" . "  This is your brain. " * "  This is my brain.  Any questions?
" ... Shit! "      Quote by: George Hatchew, in a tagline, 28 Aug 1994
" 0* " <-- Guinan tribble
" A promise to present ideas "
" Always waiting for some Batman to save you!"-BATMAN RETURNS
" Always waiting for some Batman to save you!"-BATMAN RETURNS
" BANG BANG !!! " - Cactus Jack
" Come on honey!  Pull daddy's finger!" - Bill Clinton
" DOS, this is WINDOWS, I'm taking over the harddisk! "
" Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."
" Doh! " said Homer as Hogan won another match.
" Don't blame me, I'm having a blonde moment "
" Easy credit terms available..."  Satan
" Every little BYTE helps "
" Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me."
" How clever Worf! Eat any good books lately? " - Q
" I am the very model of a stupid Star Trek admiral..."
" I shall smite thee! "- Ranma 1/2
" I think he IS lightning" Fox Mulder.
" I'm in the mood for LOVE!!! "- Sorcerer Hunters
" If All Fails, READ THE DOCS ! "
" Look up because the sky could fall on you!"  -Yellow Dancer
" May fortune favor the foolish. - J. Kirk"
" Mr C, may I be excused?  My brain is full."
" Od biraca nema jebaca " :)))
" Of Course it is." _ " Must be expensive ? " _ " Very . I'm Rachel. "
" PrincessPrincessPrincess! "-Sorcerer Hunters
" The Kilrathi must not die out as a race..." - Melek
" The WCW. We're number 1 (in Angola) "
" There is something serbian in the state of Denmark ".
" Too Sexy For My Pants," by Harry P. Ness
" Umm... Can I UN-cast that Fireball?  I think it made him mad."
" When All Fails, READ THE DOCS ! "
" Worf! Still struggling up the evolutionary ladder?" Q
" YYYOOUU...Got what I neeeeed" -- Butthead
" You men are all alike, Big, * ow *, Strong * ow *, Dumb, * owowowoowowo* " -Sorcerer Hunters
" _ _ _ "  Tribbles who spent a weekend at Jurassic Park
" a canadian is an unarmed american with health insurance"
" s'cuse me while i kiss the sky!".....j hendrix
"!!!teG I sdrawkcaB eroM ehT oG I sdrawroF eroM ehT"
"!!", groaned Pooh, as Buchanan cut out his tongue
"!" -publisher of "Les Miserables" to Victor Hugo, 1862
"!" exclaimed Tom.
"!" said Tom while banging his head.
"!sgub evah t'nseod CP sihT ?sgub naem ayaddahW"
"!sruoY pU" gniyas fo yaw s'erutan tsuj si retniW
""   "     ""  "    "     ""    (Random Quotes)
""  "   """  "  ""   "  """  <-- random quotes
"" - Rush, 'Leave That Thing Alone'
"" -- Marcel Marceau
""15 people have died; I want no more deaths." Kirk
""All right, you win: I'll have to kill them all." -- Monty Burns
""Bart Bucks" are not legal tender"  Bart on the blackboard
""Bother!"" said Pooh, and deleted C:\DOS\*.*.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as Piglet came back from the dead.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as he deleted C:\WINDOWS.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as he tried to install Windows.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system.
""How do I set my phaser to tickle?""
""I see that I've brushed my teeth with 'Preparation H'." -- Opus
""Maybe if we attack it, it will get confused, and make a mistake!"
""We're not just Las Vegas showgirls - We're commandos!"
""When I grow up, I wanna be like Riker!" -- Bashir"
""You got one major plaque build-up back here!" - Lunch to Roy
"#N@I've done you before, haven't I?"
"#N@You stink!" - Maverick
"#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb))  - Shakespeare."
"$110 for a bottle of Southern Crown?" -- Tom Servo
"$20,000,000 and they *still* use stock footage?" -- Tom Servo
"$3 million, Mr Bond, or I'll run for President!" -Ernest Stalvo Perot
"$3,010...I'd like to buy South Korea a drink." -- Hawkeye
"$4.95 a ton, and it isn't even disembowled yet!" - Ethyl on buffets
"$400. Do I hear $500?" asked the auctioneer morbidly.
"$55 & time served. Let's take a break, folks!" H. Stone
"&gt;LIE&lt; if you have to, but say it now!" Garak
"&gt;THE&lt; Bela Lugosi. Yes, he's still alive." - Ed Wood
"&gt;sigh&lt; We have another flat," Tom said tiredly.
"&lt;&lt;SLURP&gt;&gt;...&lt;&lt;glip&gt;...Slimy...yet satisfying." - Simba
"&lt;&lt;achoo&gt;&gt; Every damned time!" Kit O'Brady
"&lt;**EXPLETIVE DELETED**&gt;!!!" - Richard Nixon
"&lt;BANG!&gt; "That's it, look out, a meteor is about to hit the ship" - Hol
"&lt;BRAAAAAAAH&gt;...I'm stuffed!" - Pumbaa
"&lt;Bleep!&gt; you very much." --Tori  "Tease." --George, SN
"&lt;CTRL&gt;&lt;ALT&gt;&lt;DEL&gt; to continue -&gt;"   .........
"&lt;Censored...............&gt;!"
"&lt;Censored...............&gt;!"  E. Haughton Dansforth, 1993
"&lt;FLUSH!&gt; Whee! Ha Ha Ha!I'm done with my bath!" - Calvin
"&lt;GASP!&gt; It's the four elephants of the apocalypse!" - Ned Flanders
"&lt;Link established with the Bajoran Archival Records&gt;" - DS9 computer
"&lt;Ptooey&gt; Ding!" -- Tom Servo
"&lt;SUCK&gt;&lt;SUCK&gt;" -- Maggie
"&lt;Sigh&gt; We have another flat", Tom said tiredly.
"&lt;Tap&gt; Odo to Ops. &lt;Tap&gt; Ops? &lt;Tap&gt; OPS! &lt;Tap&gt; OPS!!"-Odo
"&lt;WHAM!&gt; Stupid TV.. BE MORE FUNNY!!!" - Homer, watching a boring show
"&lt;cough&gt; Jalapeno was exposing Dire Wolf's WHATS?" - Dire Wolf
"&lt;evil nasty chuckle&gt; You asked for it and you knew it. :)" - Dire Wolf
"&lt;gasp&gt; A teacher shouldn't talk about bras!" - Dana
"&lt;gasp&gt; Another sentance! My god! :)"
"&lt;gasp&gt; Another sentence! My god! :)" - Renimar Keth-Solamni
"&lt;gasp&gt; What is there other than messages?!" - Dire Wolf
"&lt;laugh&gt;   If only the innocents knew...:)"
"&lt;laugh&gt;   You don't have to give into temptation *every* time..&lt;g&gt;"
"&lt;pant pant pant&gt; Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhh ohhhh MAN! That was SUPER!"
"&lt;poof&gt;," said Pooh, as he exploded in the microwave
"&lt;sigh&gt;  My own country bumpkin!" -- Dot Warner
"&lt;sigh&gt; Why oh why do I even bother calling here?" - Dire Wolf
"&lt;snort!&gt;  Now THAT's a creative argument."
"&lt;weak grin&gt;  Heh heh.  I thinks I has revealed my ignorance."
"'A Party Political Broadcast On Behalf Of The Norweigan Party.'"
"'A Survey of Cygnian Repiratory Disease'? Fascinating." Dax
"'A Survey on Cygnian Respiratory Disease?'" McCoy
"'A snoot full?'" - Data
"'Am I indecisive?'  Can I get back to you on that?"
"'Ave you come to arrange a vacation, or would you like a blow job?"
"'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice." --Bart Simpson.
"'Better' is a highly subjective term." --Data
"'Bout time, you big ugly yak!" -- Tom Servo
"'CRY HAVOC!', and let slip the dogs of war!"  - Julias Ceasar
"'Captain.' Even when he doesn't say it, he does." Keeler
"'Cause I'm a man with a mission...a boy with a gun...."
"'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth."
"'Cause there's no wind left in my soul and I've grown old" -Floyd
"'Cause they got so many eyes, you see..." -- Joel Robinson
"'Cause we love ya! *MMMMMMWAH!*" Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"'Cause we're the Cops of the World, boys!" --Phil Ochs
"'Christmas Carol' with a K?"
"'Downtown?'" Ivanova  "It seemed like a good name." Sheridan
"'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!"
"'E's kicked the bucket!  'E's shuffled off 'is mortal coil!"
"'E's not pinin'!  'E's passed on!"
"'E's not really the Messiah!  'E's just a very naughty boy!"
"'Ee ah wor 'ungry-like!"   "Ah, hungry!"
"'Ello!" "did you just say hello?" "No! I said 'ello! - but it's close enough!"
"'Ello, I wish to register a complaint." - Monty Python
"'Ere we are... Cockroach Cluster!"
"'Ere!  'E says 'e's not dead!"
"'Ere, is that rat tart?"   "Yes."   "Disgusting!"
"'Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying'.."
"'Exciting' is hardly the word I would use." - C-3PO
"'Fraid not.  It wouldn't fit him anyways." -- Kirk
"'God told me' is no excuse for stupidity." -  Steve Quarrella
"'Goody Two Shoes' is a great song," Tom said adamantly.
"'Guinan.'  Is that your name now?" - Q
"'Gunfight At The OK Corral In Morse Code'."
"'Hark! Hark!', harkened he..."- Stimpy reading 'Robin Hoek'
"'Hell.' What a fortunate word to choose." LaCroix
"'Hobbes' loot'??"--Calvin's Mom
"'I can't stay.' Now THAT's comedy! Bye-bye." Vir
"'I the Jury' by Mickey Spillane?" - Quark
"'I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!' cried the dust speck." - Calvin
"'I'll be in touch.'  Touch THIS!" Londo
"'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory!"
"'Julian Bashir? Who the hell is he?'" O'Brien
"'Julius Caesar On An Aldus Lamp'."
"'Justice' is a search for workable customs." - Heinlein
"'Kay, bye." - Colin
"'Kin-HELL!" cried Pooh as Tigger kicked him in the testicles
"'La Kajira,' she wept.  'La Kajira!'"
"'Lectric!  'Lectric!  'Lectric!" -- Tom Servo
"'Lt. O' Reilly.'  I'll never get used to that." -- Hoolihan
"'Never running from a real fight' ... who WROTE that line?!"
"'Next time, my way.'" Ivanova
"'Not a morning person' doesn't even BEGIN to cover it..."
"'Not good' is a galactic understatement." * Picard
"'Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it'" - Tim
"'One cannot cheat fate.'" - Data
"'Oochie-woochie-coochie-coo?'" Spock
"'Ow are you, Bruce?"   "Goodnight Bruce!"   "Bruce."
"'Ow d'ya know she's a witch?"  "She turned me into a NEWT!"
"'Ow d'you know 'e's a King?"  "'e 'asn't got $&!# all over 'im."
"'P' is for PETA who's boycotting this!"
"'Pedorasto', the game for all the family."
"'Penny' for your thoughts." -- Q
"'Rachel Rachel,' a European film, a work of art is what it is." (G)
"'Schizophrenic?'  No, *WE* prefer the word 'Imaginative...'"
"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy!" -- Joel Robinson
"'Scuse me while I slip into something more appropriate."--Curzon Odo
"'Scuse me!  Excuse me!  Yes, excuse me!" -- Wakkorotti
"'Scuse me, do you mind if I squish in here?"--Odo
"'Sophomoric' is the liberal codeword for 'funny.'" - Michael O'Donahue
"'Sound mind, sound body' - you're halfway there." MacLeod
"'Sound mind, sound body' - you're halfway there." MacLeod
"'Stange notions.' I got your strange notions right here." Franklin
"'Straylya, 'Straylia, 'Straylia, 'Straylya, we love you! Amen!!"
"'Sword of stars?'" - Sisko
"'Teenage mating rituals?!'" Wesley Crusher
"'Television' was the colloquial term." Spock
"'Thanks for coming, Duncan.'" - MacLeod
"'The Gospel According To Charlie Drake'?"
"'The Semaphore Version Of Wuthering Heights'."
"'The Smoke-Signal Version Of Gentleman Prefer Blondes'."
"'Thief' is SO ugly.  I prefer 'Creative Aquisition Specialist.'"
"'Tis a pity, but it had to happen sometime.  :"^/   " - Anna Steven
"'Ware and were, friend."
"'Waste and want,' that's *my* motto." - Calvin
"'We need our breathing room'-Gen.Chang 'Earth-Hitler, 1939,'-Kirk"
"'We were just friends, Q, nothing more'."  -Q
"'What is it?' Why, lovely lady, it's a tribble." Cyrano Jones
"'What now?' Lemme tell you what now!" Marsellus Wallace
"'Whatever it takes' is something that happens to somebody else."
"'Why do you hang around with that sadist?'  'Beats me!'
"'Wife kills self after strange death of husband'..."- Freddy Krueger
"'ave a bonza Christy an' a beaut New Year, mate!" -Australian Christmas
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et out the .45?"
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (K)ick system"
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with a large hammer."
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend it didn't happen."
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)roject thoughts of massive violence."
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the @#$&*~ thing!"
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the friggin thing"
"(I'm sorry)" - Ivanova
"(It's the Klingon way) ...but it is not MY way." * Worf
"(Let's go and play.)" - Mary Janowski
"(Strawberry) isn't a dog. Dogs are loyal and run hard after balls"
"(WHACK!) That was a bookcase--do you feel better?"  --Pirate Jenny
"(expletive deleted)"  Richard Nixon
"(expletive deleted)" - R. Nixon
"*   &lt;- Tribble     *** &lt;- Sergeant tribble"
"* &lt;- Tribble   __ &lt;- Tribble vs. Godzilla"
"* &lt;-- Tribble   o &lt;-- Jean Luc Tribble"
"* * * * * " Tribble Con 1995!  Guest Tribble: Shatner's Hairpiece!
"*" tribble w/captains bars.   Capt. Tribble leader of tribbles.
"*&gt;  -    |    &lt;- Tribble Archery"
"*.*" - Carl Sagan
"*ALERT* Megamaid has gone from suck to BLOW"
"*Ahem*  Okay Thank you, Mr. Spock." -- Tom Servo
"*BRILLIANT!*" -Amanda/Finale II:Highlander
"*Bark!* *Bark!*... and you stay out of mine!" -- Dr. Crusher
"*CheeeEEEEeeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEeese!*" -Monterey Jack, Rescue Rangers
"*Come* to Butt-Head." - Butt-Head, to attractive women
"*Double* Red Alert!"  Kirk, 'The Conscience of the King'
"*FLASH* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery!"
"*Finally*, a body."--Mulder to Scully (Teso Dos Bichos)
"*Four hours* to bury a cat?"  "Yes - it wouldn't keep still."
"*GAMES*?!  Did someone say games?" -Q
"*He* won't be back next week!" -- Crow T. Robot
"*Help* me understand..." - Scully, holding a gun on Mulder (Grotesque)
"*I'm* not the one who fell under the spell of Zor..."  -The Regent
"*I* am the elder brother, K'ern." - Worf
"*I* could be writing this crap!" -- Crow T. Robot
"*I* don't have the fire.  *You* do." Methos to MacLeod
"*I* have the phaser, Captain." Spock-2 to Kirk
"*I* haven't lived four hundred years" -- Richie Ryan
"*I* wear the khakis around here!" -- Crow T. Robot
"*IF* the premise is sound, so is the conclusion." Data
"*Inalienable*.  *Human* rights.  Even your language is racist!" - B5
"*KISS* Did I ever mention you're a MAGNIFICENT scoundrel?"-Curzon Odo
"*Kurzon* took a blood oath." -- Kira
"*Lie* if you have to, but say it now!" -- Garek
"*MWAH* Goodnight, everybody!!!" - Yakko Warner
"*MWAH*!  Goodnight everybody!" -- Yakko
"*More* Akageyama's!" -- B-Ko
"*NARF*" -- Pinky
"*NARF*"-Pinky/Animaniacs
"*NOBODY* expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
"*Not* an actor!" -- Crow T. Robot
"*Nothing* is trivial!" - The Crow
"*Now* we're getting somewhere." - Beavis
"*One* True God? No, I have about 92."
"*Please* tell the SWAT team to stop shooting!" -- Runaway
"*Sigh*, Close communique and go back to green alert." - Sisko
"*Silence*?" - Dot Warner
"*Silence*?" -- Dot
"*THIS* is the assignment I wanted." Bashir re DS9
"*Testy?* Moi? But I sing and bounce along *so* merrily" -- Beast
"*That's* for making the scene go on so long!" -- Tom Servo
"*That's* gonna make a hole..." -- The Deacon
"*That* will really help the centuries fly by." -- Rimmer
"*The* Bela Lugosi.  Yes, he's still alive." -- Ed Wood
"*These* are the clothes they wear, not these!" Sulu
"*This* is fun?  Are you mad?" -- Rimmer
"*This* would never happen nowadays!" -- Crow T. Robot
"*Three* shall be the number of the counting" -Monty Python
"*Whilst* your evil dopplegangers were sent..." -- Mike Nelson
"*Wow*!  What type of drinks do you serve here?" - Ford Prefect
"*You're* supposed to wake *me*."  -- Frank to Radar
"*You* are the keepers of the Holy Grail?" -- Sir Galahad
"*You* are trying to *set me up*??" Benjamin to Jake
"*You* try and color-coordinate in the dark!" -- Klinger
"*Your* help is the last thing he needs." Nemesis
"*sigh* Area code 1 or 2, sir?" - Watson to Bell (Animaniacs)
"*sigh* My own country bumpkin!" - Dot Warner
"++++++++", Said she addictively.
"- I'm afraid he's turning me into him!"- Maggie
"---Don't ask me Bill, ... call your Social Worker!"
"-Orlith "I'm only wet!" - Moreta
"-then we all jump out and yell SURPRISE!!"-D.Koresh,Waco
". . . and for Mr. Worf a New Photon Cannon." - Santa
"... "Good...   Bad...   I'm The Guy With The Gun."
"... ALL ALONE IN THE NIGHT..."
"... And fairy stories held me high on clouds of sunlight floating by"
"... And now I'm worried." - Washuu
"... As far back as the saber-tooth tiger." Spock
"... But moonshine made her cry ev'ry time" -Floyd
"... But the sun is eclipsed by the moon" -Pink Floyd
"... Don't pay no 'tention to the gitar, there."
"... Freedom ... is a worship word..." - Cloud William
"... I'm the man on the outside looking in" -Floyd
"... Making way for hazy afternoon sunshine." - Freakazoid
"... Oh, and HUGE pectoral muscles... Amen."- Ren Hoek
"... There's a dust in my eyes, that blinds my sight" -Pink Floyd
"... What a funny thing to do 'cause I'm feeling very pink." -Floyd
"... Where the speechless unite in a silent accord" -Pink Floyd
"... Young at heart...slightly older in other places!"
"... a thin, silent smile that had its own disquieting gleam." - DT I
"... a trumpet voice, a burning brand, a weary pilgrim on the road."
"... all that we see, or seem, is but a dream within a dream." - Poe
"... all the modern inconveniences ..." -- Mark Twain
"... and I can't get up!" Tom wept impotently.
"... and I shall cry "MOTHER!", for the universe is my mother ..."
"... and lose a few", said Tom winsomely.
"... and so the ol' lady sez:  'Not with *my* dog you don't!'"
"... and the last to truely love me in these final moments."
"... and then the fun began" -N. Bonaparte
"... and to the Republic for Richard Stanz ..."
"... and weeping fire I shall look upon all the starry universe ..."
"... but have you tried PRUNES?"
"... exposing every weakness, however carefully hidden by the kids"
"... for the myth, for the grail, for the Tower." - DT I
"... fricasseeing duck..." - Daffy Duck
"... from a mind so twisted, it was actually sprained."
"... he was the last, the last gunslinger." - DT I
"... sometimes you frighten me, Pinky." - The Brain
"... terrible pain in all the diodes down my left hand side..."
"... the man in black travels with your soul in his pocket." - Demon
"... then one is true. But if one is true, then two is-- Aaaaaa!" - Joy
"... top it off with a red-hot Nazi Spy (that's a big pie)..."
"... you will feel like you walk on cheese." -- Muscle
"...(A)bort (R)etry (W)hackitonthesideofthemonitor?"
".... now touch these wires to your tongue!"
".... running before time took our dreams away" -Pink Floyd
".... while nations wash their bloody hands" -Pink Floyd
"........"--Morn
"............" &lt;blank, stupid expression&gt; -- Mr. Bean
"........you killed my father, Prepare to Die!"
".....Let Light, Love, and Power, Restore The Plan on Earth".
"....Dry as a funeral drum" -Pink Floyd
"....It's Not Crunch Time Yet," Said Janeway.
"....give me a second...I'm thinking!!!"
"....then it would RULE!" - Butt-Head
"...4 for recursion. &lt;beep&gt; dial 4 for recursion. &lt;beep&gt; dial..."
"...A happy dork in the periwinkle with sunshine on my nose." -- OPUS
"...A man's gotta live." -- Xavier    "Not necessarily." -- MacLeod
"...Admiral... There Be Whales Here !" - Scotty
"...All the lonely people, where do they all come from?"  - Beatles
"...An elf with an overgrown thyroid." Kirk to Spock
"...And it's 'WORF', not 'Woof'". * Worf
"...And now, you've made me MAD!!"
"...And that's all I have to say about that." --Forrest Gump
"...And thus we are all connected in the great Circle of Life."
"...And what do we *DO* with nutcrackers?"
"...Another bad guy with his hair pulled into a ponytail."
"...Are they talking about sex?"  Mike - "Yes."
"...As far back as the saber-tooth tiger." Spock
"...Babylon 5, The last best hope for a quick buck." Ivanova
"...Beast just kind of SAT on him..."
"...Bother," said Pooh.  "That's the last of the pot."
"...But never relax at all with our backs to the wall"
"...Charles likes people to see his brain..."
"...Discover New Horizons... along your road to success.."
"...Except that for the first time in my life, I was happy." Spock
"...Going To California with an aching in my heart" -Zep
"...Green with apricot?  That just might work!" - The Cat
"...He talks to his FARTS??"
"...I can do without guys in their 50's named SKIP," - George Carlin
"...I didn't inhale."  Bill Clinton
"...I didn't think it was THAT funny..."  -Prof. Atkinson
"...I grew up with nothing but pilots. Deep down you're all creeps."
"...I have a bad habit of telling the truth..." - Kira
"...I just live here..."--Calvin's Dad
"...I musta drank me about 15 Dr. Peppers." Forrest Gump
"...I think, therefore I'm overqualified !!!"
"...I try to make everybody's day a little more surreal."
"...I wonder what McGyver would do..."  *Jean Luc Picard*
"...I would be derelict in my officiousness." -- Frank Burns
"...I wouldn't know right from wrong if it were 2 feet from me." Sulu
"...I'd march right over there and ask her to ride my rancor." - Han
"...I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool." - Scar
"...I'm as dirty as a Frenchman."  - Homer
"...I'm gonna leave her where the guitars play" -Zep
"...I'm locked inside a chocolate factory...DON'T SEND HELP!"
"...It ain't there?  Whaddya mean, it ain't there???..." - Rollins
"...It stays crunchy, even in meelk..."- Ren Hoek
"...Let's get out story straight: she tripped, right?" - Homer
"...Never stand in back of a cow..." -El Seed
"...On the order of 10,000 centuries old." Spock
"...PROMOTE the general welfare..", not PAY for it!!!
"...Philosophy begins in wonder." -- Plato
"...Right next to the dog-faced boy!" Kirk
"...Sickos don't worry me, at least they're committed."....Catwoman
"...Slide show...  ...BORING...  &lt;thunk&gt;  Zzzz..." - The Tick
"...So I forgot about the gem, gime a break!" - Ryoko
"...Then I'm gonna HIT'CHA and yooouu're gonna FALL!!!"
"...There's just one thing to do - Drink Coca-Cola." -1900
"...This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off."
"...This is even better than a DuckTales episode, Brain!"
"...To baldly go where the hand of man has never set foot before."
"...To seek out strange, new Taglines...To boldly quote..."
"...Trekkies..."    >THWACK!!<  "Oww!  TREKKERS!  I mean TREKKERS!"
"...We'll give them a proper English greeting!"  "Ooo! Gift baskets!"
"...Well if you're deaf, how do you know what I'm saying??"
"...What is going on here???..."
"...When it comes to the Obsidian Order, nothing is impossible" -Entek
"...You can't lie in front of the buldozer indefinately" "I'm game..."
"...You have everything!" -Lani Lenni &lt;&gt; "Except coordination!" -Darien
"...a Ferengi is trying to sell us Windows, may I fire?"
"...a civilized nation has full gun registration." - Adolph Hitler
"...a few too many scrimmages without a helmet." -- Trapper, on Henry
"...aibohphobia - fear of palindromes."
"...all which is forgotten need not necessarily be dead."
"...an' if you ever come back, we'll kill ya!" --Bonzai
"...and I do eat children, and I haven't had my lunch yet."  - Paris
"...and LOVINGLY garnished with lark's vomit!"
"...and Pooh just is!"
"...and after you've done the nacelles, wax the saucer."
"...and brother, do they have a lot of will!" - McCoy
"...and garnished with lark's vomit."
"...and he strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs moderators."
"...and ice, mast-high, came floating by, As green as emerald."
"...and if you get a christmas present..."  "IF I get a present!?!"
"...and in this cartooney, we're invading your PC!"
"...and it don't matter whose side you're on..."
"...and it was a HUMAN number..."
"...and never, never invoke anything you can't banish!"
"...and prepare the dish with a sharp Bat'leth." -Klingon Cooking Show
"...and rubbin', son, is racin'"   Harry Hoag in "Days of Thunder"
"...and screamed at him to shut the blinds." (Elaine)
"...and sometimes the bear eats you."
"...and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film."
"...and the aptly named Sir..."
"...and the ocean flows in my veins."  -Rush
"...and the second time bomb on your right."
"...and the suspect sped by me at a high rate of speed in his Yugo."
"...and the wind cried back" -Pink Floyd
"...and the world screams, 'Kiss me, Son of God!'" - TMBG
"...and we spend eternity together." Q  "Oh, no." Picard
"...and when you add them, they magically become one new #" -Calvin
"...and with that cryptic comment I'm off to bed!"
"...and with these teeth you shall bite me!"
"...and ye shall throw money at the problem..." - Liberal Bible
"...and you can kiss my pouch!" - G'Kar
"...another bad guy with his hair pulled into a ponytail."
"...anyway, I'm not much of an actor." - Picard
"...aowAAARRRgh!"   -the first caveman to encounter lava.
"...as soon as we find the cure for 17 stab wounds in the back."
"...because in Koo-Koosville there is no hit parade."
"...besides, it's clearly a bunny rabbit.
"...blessed are the cheesemakers??"
"...but I do believe they think I am some sort of god." - C-3PO
"...but I'm just sick of DOOM,DOOM,DOOM everywhere!" - JK
"...but I've never been in love." Hedford
"...but if the goverenment trusts me, maybe you could too." -Maverick
"...but not when the news is on..."
"...but the Prince is young and foolish and has a peanut for a brain"
"...but the future is always uncertain." Tharn
"...but to Klingons, it's entertainment." - Quark
"...challenge of D'Gor, son of... whatever." - Quark
"...come to mummy..." takkatakkatakkatak! (S.Weaver clone in Aliens XIX)
"...cover her up in chocolate syrup..." - Frank Zappa
"...cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... *a herring!*"
"...death awaits you all with big and nasty pointy teeth." -- Tim
"...descended from Old Virginia families with true patrician blood."
"...ever since he was sedused by that bimbo slut whoar Alice."
"...everything else is just fiction."
"...for duty, for honor, Colonel, for all mankind..." - Eisen
"...for the Gingrich's heart was two sizes too small."
"...get drunk, get high, get laid,..." Ross Perot
"...he said,'Ooh eeh,ooh ahh ahh,ting tang,whallawhalla bing bang...'"
"...high on coffee and rather sticky. - Mutant Raccoon
"...if I can trust these crazy Vulcan readings..." McCoy
"...if I save your life, it's mine?"  "Wrong tribe." --Voyager
"...if I save your life, it's mine?" -Tom Paris
"...in the suitcase on the left you'll find my favourite axe." - PF
"...in those Oklahoma hills where I was born...."  --Woody Guthrie
"...in touch with some reality beyond the gilded cage." -Rush
"...into a brave new world where the strong will survive..."
"...it is time the Kilrathi find new ways." - Melek
"...it was terible.  He couldn't sing." -Eddie Van Halen on David L Roth
"...it's just one adventure after another." - Bashir
"...just caaaall on Super Chicken!  Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk!"
"...kind of like..." Kim  "Bread crumbs. Got it." Janeway
"...lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch..."
"...look them straight into the eye, and offer them a bribe."
"...no matter what I play it sounds like me." -Eddie Van Halen
"...old enough to know better;...too damned young to care!"
"...one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way t
"...only a test. Had this been an actual tagline..."
"...only a test. Had this been an actual tagline..."
"...or That's the worst case of Hemmorids I have ever seen!" Ace Vent..
"...or worse, not to have a mind" -Dan Quayle
"...people who have no vices have very few virtues."  -- A. Lincoln
"...perky and energetic Commander Susan Ivan Ova." Torqueman
"...quite frankly, I don't know how it ends." Kirk
"...send lawyers, guns and money."
"...showed HIM. Get all Zen with ME..."--K's't'lk
"...so you spend a miserable evening listening to Klingon opera."--Odo
"...still shackled to the shadow that followed you..."
"...supposed abduction was a psychological reaction." -Keyhoe
"...swims, goes qwack qwack. How is it called?" Londo - "A cat" Vir.
"...swordplay, that kind of thing." Chakotay
"...tease me, taste me, treat me...in other words...make me purr!..."
"...tentacles are taking over the world and now the toilet's backed up!"
"...the Hell?!  Tom Servo, you're naked!"
"...the Lollypop. She's a good ship." Riker [Arsenal of Freedom]
"...the curtains flew and then He appeared..."
"...the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pleas." - C-3PO
"...the name of the place is BABYLON 5!"-B5 intro, 2nd season
"...the same as a duck, then she's made of wood.  And therefore....
"...the ship is of MGM importance...er..." * Picard
"...the silent night will shatter from the sounds inside my mind..."
"...then again, all good things must come to an end." - Q
"...then it would RULE!" -- Butthead
"...they are not underlings; they are other nations..."--H. Beston
"...they work with their women.  And force them to wear clothing!?!"
"...they'll be no 'tribble' at all." Scott
"...this is God....STOP!"
"...this is Penguin Lust at its UGLIEST!" - Otis Oracle
"...this isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery!" -- Monty Burns
"...to boldly go where no mallard has gone before!" - Darkwing Duck
"...to help other people at all times..." -- portion of Scout Oath
"...to keep myself physically strong..." -- portion of Scout Oath
"...to keep myself...mentally awake..." -- portion of Scout Oath
"...to keep myself...morally straight..." -- portion of Scout Oath
"...to mold a new reality...closer to the heart." -Rush
"...to the wolf with the red rose?"
"...two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow." - Tom Lehrer
"...we're going to start a crime wave right here at the Bazaar." - Aahz
"...what should I do- create a family? Raise an army?" -HoloDoc
"...what squirrell...ooohhh, that squirrel."
"...what with you being so clever and all..." --Scar
"...whenever he gets dirty, you can take him out and beat him..."-Zazu
"...with a crashing of thunder, a flashing of lightning..."- Nick 3:8
"...with a gusto that'd curl the genitals of a dead dog."--Mary Walsh
"...with talent on loan from God." - Rush Limbaugh
"...you and I are going to go a couple rounds." - Aahz
"...you should never tell the same lie twice." - Garak
"...you will be happy. And controlled." Norman
"...you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villanry" BK
"...you're nothing but slobbering, mangy, stupid poachers" -Simba.
"..And we're way too smart to care who we offend ..." - Dinosaurs
"..Hardly the time to teach you the true nature on the universe!" - Q
"..I thought I was on the wrong ship" - Wesley
"..If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."
"..Mmmmm.... uh-HUH.. That's it, babe..." - 'Big Al' Fonduzi
"..Opps!  Sorry Odo.  Thought you were the mop bucket..."
"..Somewhat larger star-shaped mole on her" Beta 5
"..Truth above all. When a man lies he murders some part of the world!
"..Try to be diplomatic." Sisko  "I'm *always* diplomatic." Kira
"..With her big bad gun -but then, that's Traditional for you X-Women."
"..You astound me, Brain!" "That's a simple task, Pinky."
"..`Tis better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven"
"..a case that's as watertight as a mermaid's brassiere." -BA4
"..and you want to be as stupid as them?!" - Lore
"..doing well by doing good..."
"..is simple: Termination of the Kilrathi Homeworld via the T-Bomb."
"..nothing left but pipe-dreams draining the gutter of my mind." - MR
"..onounce you man & wife!" "Yahoo!!! NO MORE ALIMONY!!!"
"..the Mistress is prettier then you, Master.." k-9
"..the jungle swarms with green apostrophes"
"..towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
"..two dead-ends and you've still got to choose", Tom Waits
"..wild duodenum are lurking in the trees..."
"..you just don't put the effort into your schemes that you used to."
".It sounds like an X-file." - Fox Mulder
".running before time took our dreams away" -Pink Floyd
".then it would RULE!" - Butt-Head
".while nations wash their bloody hands" -Pink Floyd
"/* This statement is not executable, */" Tom commented. -John Foster
"/Aaaahh!/  A Cardian!" -- Serena  "Not quite." --Gen, SN
"007 on an inland populated exclusively by women?! You won't see him."
"1 girl was just abducted."--FM "Kidnapped."--DS "Potato, potato.."-FM
"1 head, no cylinders, and a 1-track mind."
"1 little, 2 little, 3 little cannonballs!" - Vinnie
"1, 2, Skip a few, 99, 100!" - Yakko Warner
"1-Adam-12.  Important scientific documents stolen from Motel 6."
"10,000 doctors and we had to get Betsy Ross." -- Blake, on Burns
"10--See fireworks with Lisa. 11--More fireworks with Lisa."--Oracle
"100 Years Of Tradition, Unimpeded By Progress".
"100 years of blood is not something you forget overnight" - Sheriaden
"1000 years, Captain?"  "Well, that gives us a *little* time."
"1001001 - In distress"  Body Electric
"101 Things To Do with Kool-Aid."--by Erich Jerscheid
"1010105 --- That's the Gold Channel frequency for Earth Force 1!"
"1040 good buddy." - IRS Auditor
"11 long-haired Friends of Jesus in a chartreuse micro-bus."
"11" - there's my two bits' worth.
"113 grams, 10 milliliters He's lead, Jim."
"11th commandment, though shall not pirate software!"
"1348. The Black Death, typhus, cholera.. those were the days."
"139 (crucifictions) altogether. Special holiday. Passover."
"139 people died aboard the Icarus, Mr. Morden." Sheridan
"14 injuries reported, none serious." Tuvok
"140,000 rehydratable chickens?" * Rimmer "Check." * Lister
"15 YEARS !! ...Don't you mean 15 dollars ?" - Rembrandt Brown
"15 people have died; I want no more deaths." Kirk
"16 tonnes in another day's pain!" - Fred the Mutant
"16, and dating a Dabo girl...Godspeed, Jake!"--O'Brien
"16, eh?" - Ed   "`Hello, pot? This is kettle. You're black.'" - Anna
"16-BIT MACHINE - a computer selling for two bucks"
"17346721476C3278977763T732V73117888732476789764376  Lock" - Data
"186,000 miles/sec eh?, so what's the speed of dark?"
"19 out of 20 men who have tried Camels, Prefer women."
"1943.  A very good year for beans." -- Hawkeye
"1stReader is so good it's taxable!"
"2 HOURS to bury a cat??"..."Well Hunter, it wasn't dead!"
"2 bdrm furn w 5 appl", said Tom aptly.
"2 feet below the surface i can still make out your wavy face"
"2 is &lt;&gt; 3, not even for large values of 2." Grabel
"2 signs in a gas station window:  Help wanted, Self service." - s.w.
"2! 4! 6! 8! It's time to calculate! 2  24  720  40,320"
"2, 10, 11... Eyes, fingers, toes." -- Gomez Addams
"2.59 ought to be enough for anybody ..." - Vince Gates
"20 dollars? Aww, I wanted a Peanut!"  - Homer Simpson
"20 dollars? I wanted a peanut." -- H. Simpson
"21st Century (Digital Boy)" -- Bad Religion
"2228.7:1? Those are pretty good odds." -=- Kirk
"2400 baud makes you want to get out and push"
"2400 baud sucks.  Huh-huh huh." - V.Bis & Baudhead
"2400 sucks!"  V.Bis and Baudhead
"25,000 gropos aren't exactly inconspicuous." - Garibaldi
"25,000? I don't have nearly enought space..." - Sheridan
"27.2 mm would be approximately...there." Spock
"2U2" Say it out loud and you get "to you, too"
"2nd star on the right, then on until morning"
"3 Hail Marys beats 2 of a kind." -- Hawkeye to Mulcahy
"3 Million years!  I've still got that library book!" * Lister
"3 PC's and a swivel Chair-True Multitasking!"
"3 days of solid chess...ugh..." -- Finieous Fingers
"3 million years in space, nothing!  Then 5 suddenly show up!" * Holly
"3 things make a movie great:  Horses, cowboys, and horses." - Potter
"3-2-1 Darkwing Duck! When there's trouble you call."
"3-51, 3-51, Rover!  Sit!  Hut-Hut!" -- Ace Ventura
"3...2...1...DIVINE RETRIBUTION!!!!!!!"
"30 Mhz and 16 Meg of RAM"   "Dexter, you're boring us again, Sweetie."
"30 credits says Mars gets swept, four-zip." - Ramirez
"30 seconds, hurry!"  Quark
"300,000 kps.  It's not just a good idea.  It's the law."
"33. Peace is good for business." - Dax
"34? War is good for business" - Quark
"36-24-36ha ha ha" - Bart's locker combo
"3:28 A.M. an' I'm fitshaced ag'in..."
"4 Billion for a space toilet? Yea what the heck" -- BUSH
"4 PM and still in a housecoat?!  Put on a dress!" -- Henry to Klinger
"4 megs ought to be enough for anyone" - Unknown
"4 tons of Fred and Ginger is not what we need!" - Iago
"4-6-1-9-5. There are five pencils, Mrs. Jewls." - Joe
"4-wheel drive van, loaded from the rear."-A.Ventura
"40 lashes???   If you use your tongue, you got yourself a deal!"
"40% of all accidents are almost half of all accidents"
"40% of all accidents are caused by...WOMEN'S HEINDERS!!"
"400 Vulcans just died." Spock
"42 Meeeellion Dollars!  I'm Stimpy!  I'm the cat!"
"42 pizzas, 6 without crusts."--Wakko into phone
"42?  7 1/2 million years and all you can come up with is 42?!"
"42?  7.5 million years and all you can come up with is 42?!" - HHGTTG
"42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!"
"42?!" 7.5 million years a- oh, you were running Windows.
"48 hours is better than nothing." Kirk
"486 dx2/66: Smell something burning?"
"5 Cents : At Fountains, In Bottles." -1900
"5 days to get two and from the cargo decks?" * Rimmer
"5 fish?  I'll be rich!"
"50 Days In The Saddle"  - By Capt. O. Blubalz
"50 Ways To Cleave Your Lover", by Lorena Bobbitt
"50 Yards to the Outhouse"  by Willie Makeit and Betty Dont
"50,000 volts up the butt." -- Dahria
"50...the old age of youth, the youth of old age."   William Powell
"500 people, 1 gunshot and _everyone_ says they did it? Put suicide..."
"5000 Miles in the Saddle"  by Major Assburn
"5000 years." MacLeod  "Give or take." Methos
"509!"    "509!"   "Power ball number!"
"53 bottles of blood on the wall.  53 bottles of blood!" -- Joel
"6 TIE fighters? No problem - be back in a minute" - Brash Pilot
"6000 IQ isn't that much." -- Holly
"639.997623k should be enough for anyone" Bill Gates, post-Pentium
"640 kb should be enough for anyone" - Bill Gates.
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"640K should be enough memory for anyone." - Bill Gates
"65 CENTS FOR A CANDY BAR?!? WHAT ARE YOU??? NUTS???"
"69, Dude!" - Bill & Ted
"7+3." - Calvin     "73." - Hobbes
"7, 8, 9, 10.  Okay, 11, 12, 13.  I hate payday." - Quark
"700 brides for 700 brothers" -- Crow T. Robot
"75 years is a long time." Picard
"77" better than "69", you get ATE more
"8 weeks painting the ship!" * Rimmer
"8-0 Canada - and that's also the score of the first game." - Fran Rosa
"8-BIT MACHINE - a computer selling for four quarters"
"9 conferences is plenty for PCBoard" - Fred Clark, 1986
"90% of PC problems are between the keyboard & the chair."
"90% of all statistics are made up"
"90% of everything is crap."  -- Murphy
"911 - if you are calling to report a murder, press 1..."
"911" - government-sponsored 'dial-a-prayer.'
"911, If you are reporting a murder, press 1.  If your reporting...."
"911, please hold..."
"98% of all constipated people don't give a crap."
"99 Ways To Die!" -Megadeth
"=Human= rights.  Even your language is racist!"
"=This= guy's beginning to crisp my cape..." - DarkWing Duck
"? . . . thy micturations are to me! . . ." - Vogon Poetry
"?" -Victor Hugo to Publisher of "Les Miserables", 1862
"@#$%*!  I've struck oil", Tom said, crudely.
"@#$%*!  I've struck oil", said Tom crudely.
"@@@@@hhh, mabye not." - Yakko Warner
"@@@@@hhh, wrong Echo, bub." - Yakko
"@F!" "Dr. Scott!" "@F!" "Brad!" "Rocky!"
"@F@biteme.com" -- @N's Internet Address
"@FN@! No sleeping on the Promenade!  Go home!" - Odo
"@FN@! There's some lovely filth down here!"
"@FN@!" "Dr. Scott!" "@FN@!" "Brad!" "Rocky!"
"@FN@'s thinking about my breasts again,Captain!" - Deanna Troi
"@FN@, you switched off your targeting computer.  What's wrong?"
"@FN@," he said, "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
"@LN@!" -- Hanover Fist
"@N@" - Coming soon to a Holodeck near you!
"@N@" soon to be the basis for an X-Files episode!
"@R!" said @N, as he tried to install Windows'95
"@R," said @N, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95
"@R," said @N, as he waited for Windows '95
"@S Power!" - Sailor @F
"@S!" said @N as Piglet took his modem away from him
"@S!" said @N as he cut his initials in the snow
"@S!" said @N, as he missed Sailor Moon again
"@S" said @N as he was given a tour of the Lion's stomach
"@S", said @N, wrestling with the moderator
"@S",said @N as he paid off the Simpson jury
"@S," said @F, as DELTREE BBS appeared on his computer
"@S," said @F, as the Fax Modem said No Carrier
"@S," said @N as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor
"@S," said @N as NBC cancelled Star Trek
"@S," said @N as Yoda told him of another @N
"@S," said @N as he infected the Indians blankets
"@S," said @N as he pulled a Tribble from a honeypot
"@S," said @N as he realized he was a Star Trek redshirt
"@S," said @N as he saw his friends dressed in black robes
"@S," said @N as his friends left him alone to die
"@S," said @N, as DELTREE BBS appeared on his computer
"@S," said @N, as he found out his tribble was pregnant
"@S," said @N, as he was arrested for running a pirate BBS
"@S," said @N, as he was locked out of the BBS
"@S," said @N, as the Fax Modem said No Carrier
"@S," said @N, unable to escape the Ooh! BBS meet
"@S," said @N, when his parents confiscated the modem
"@S," said Capt. @N when he found his toupee was a tribble
"@S@!" said @N@, as he tried to install Windows'95
"@S@," said @N@, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95
"@S@," said @N@, as he waited for Windows '95
"@TOFIRST@!" "Dr. Scott!" "@TOFIRST@!" "Brad!" "Rocky!"
"@TOFIRST@" he said,"you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
"@TOFIRST@, beam me up!" "But I don't have the power....."
"@TOLAST@!" -- Hanover Fist
"A 'soldier of darkness'? I'll believe it when I see it." - Sheridan
"A 'wild party?'" - Data
"A *specific* ocean?  Which one?  Be more *Pacific*!" -- Crow
"A 25th level CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!"
"A 2x4, Sir?"
"A 30-alarm fire ravages suburb of Panama City... Film at 11."
"A 30? Are you dumb, or just incredibly lazy?" - Darien
"A 4X speed NEC CD Rom, Soundblaster 16." -- Crow T. Robot
"A 5.8, a 5.9, but the Eastern Block Judge Mistress Wanda...."
"A 5000 pound star-fruit on top of me," Tom crumbled.-J.Foster/carambola
"A 90 mhz Pentium with 32 megs of RAM." -- Crow T. Robot
"A B C D E-F-G.  Eric the half a bee......" ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
"A Barefoot Dancer On Broken Glass"
"A Berzerker Death Lord/High Priest? I goose him!"
"A Bestiary of Plant Eaters" - by Herb Avore.
"A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac." -Vincent
"A BlueWaver is someone who loves BlueWave products!" (C) DA 1993
"A Bomb!" * Lister
"A Canadian is an unarmed American with health insurance"
"A Cardassian ship with a cloaking device?" Kira
"A Changeling." "I beg your pardon?" "An ancient Earth legend."
"A Charlie Watts walk on..." -- Mike Nelson
"A Chicken in every pot and a wolf in every womb. Because of the flu."
"A Command Gone Bad" The bad command or file name story.
"A Conservative government is an organized hypocrisy." -- Disraeli
"A Crucifix?  Oy vey -- have YOU got the wrong vampire"
"A Czechoslovakian Sandy Frank movie?" -- Tom Servo
"A Demolished" is only found on an 'Ovation Guitar' &lt;-oxymoron
"A Dollar saved is a dime earned. The rest is Revenue Canada's."
"A Dragon with THAC0 -98?  Um, it's your turn to go first"
"A Dungeons & Dragons version of the Newlywed Game." -- Crow
"A FAIR price?" Rom
"A FISH STORY" by Czar Dean
"A Ferengi a monk and a clone decide to go bowling." - Data
"A Fistful of Datas" = "The Good, The Bad, & The Klingon"
"A Francis Ford Coppola production." -- Tom Servo
"A GameBoy is a tricorder." -- Okuda's Law of Cheap Props #2
"A Get has to have priorities." -- Jurgi Hautala, Get of Fenris
"A Get of the Hand of Tyr is real close to being an executioner"
"A HUD castle!" -- Mike Nelson
"A Hospital? What is is doctor?" "A big white building..."
"A Japanese art director?  Noooo!" -- Crow T. Robot
"A Jedi betrayed and murdered your father."
"A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind." - Yoda
"A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack."
"A Joke By Ingmar Bergman." -- Mike Nelson
"A Keyboard.  How Quaint": Spock
"A Klingon does not let a friend face danger alone." -- Worf
"A Klingon is his work, not his family." Klang
"A Klingon security officer?" Okona  "Yes." Worf
"A Klingon!" Redshirt  "Grant! No!" Kirk
"A Lerxst in Wonderland" -Rush
"A Long Walk" - by Miss DeBus
"A MARINE CAN STAND *ANYTHING*!" -- Mr. Buzzcut
"A Marine can stand ANYTHING!" - Buzzcut
"A Marshall of France  Ridiculous!" -- Picard
"A MiG on your six is better than no MiG at all!"
"A NICE arrangement for the Brekians." Crusher
"A Penny for your thoughts." Q
"A Philistine on the sidewalk." - Hobbes
"A Robin redbreast in a cage puts all heaven in a rage."
"A Semaritan? This is supposed to be a Jewish section!"
"A Soldier of Darkness has come on that ship!" - Amis.
"A Star Ship? What registry would that be?" Clemens
"A Stealth bomber!  Will Dizzy eat it?"
"A Still-Store of Farrah Fawcett's poster." -- Tom Servo
"A T. Rex?  You have a T. Rex?" -- Ellie Sattler
"A TV movie Mount Rushmore..." -- Tom Servo
"A Tahitian babe for everyone!" -- Tom Servo
"A Trip to the Outhouse - by Willie Makeit
"A VERY small joke, ensign . . ." - Spock
"A Vulcan never lived who had an ounce of itegrity!" Kirk
"A Warrior does NOT steal taglines." - Worf
"A White Sport Coat and a Pink Crustacean!
"A _De Lorean_???"  Michael J. Fox
"A `pacifist male' is a contradiction in terms." -- Heinlein
"A `snoot full'?" -- Data
"A bad workman always blames his fools." -- The Doctor
"A bathroom with a phone?  That's great!" -- Mike Nelson
"A battle avoided cannot be lost." - Caine quoting Sun Tzu
"A battle cannot be fought without sacrifices."  -Moltke
"A battle front is only as good as its supply line." -- Long Haul
"A battle of wits," inquired the dragon.  "To whose death, Sir knight?"
"A battle of wits?!?  To the DEATH?!?  Hope your will's updated."
"A battle of wits?!?  To the DEATH?!?"
"A battle of wits?" inquired the dragon. "To whose death, Sir knight?"
"A battle plan is only as good as its programmer." - Chromedome
"A bear in his natural habitat...a Studabaker."
"A beautiful story.  It gets you right here, doesn't it?" Q
"A beaver without a cause!" -- Tom Servo
"A belief is not true because it is useful." -- H.F. Amiel
"A big hug from Tagline Boy ain't exactly fun."--Marc Lavallee
"A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird." - Tao of Pooh.
"A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose"
"A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead."
"A bit off your normal prowl patterns, isn't it?" - Aahz
"A bit pretentious don't you think?"
"A blackbird's wing. A stone from a river." Chakotay
"A blind man could see it with a cane." McCoy
"A blind man teaching a robot to paint?" - Riker
"A bomb!" Tom expoloded.
"A book must be an ice ax to break the frozen sea within us." -KAFKA
"A book, a friend, a song, a glass, a chaste loving lass"
"A boy and his bird.  How touching." - Top Dollar
"A boy's best friend is his mother."   Anthony Perkins
"A brain. I need a brain for my Spock." - Dr. Kirkenstein
"A brash young man, fresh out of the Academy." Q
"A bread that doubled as a hood ornament." -- Tom Servo
"A broken clock keeps better time than you!" (Tegan)
"A brother is born for adversity." -- Proverbs 17:17
"A brute kills for pleasure.  A fool kills from hate." - Heinlein
"A bucket for messeur.  And, a hose."
"A bug I ate! With little wings!" - Jerry Lewis (Animaniacs)
"A bungee jump without the bungee!" -- Tom Servo
"A burp is not an answer." - Bart's Board
"A burp is not an answer." --Bart Simpson.
"A calculated risk, Mr. Spock." Kirk
"A capucino machine that also takes pictures." -- Joel Robinson
"A car tried to occupy the same spacetime as mine."
"A cat a day keeps the blues away."
"A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs." - Heinlein
"A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs." -- RAH"A cat will almost always flinch when hit with a hammer." - Someone else
"A cat will almost always flinch when hit with a hammer."
"A cellular fossil?" Picard
"A census taker once tried to test me." -- Hannibal Lector
"A certain amount of cuteness shouldn't be allowed to exist."
"A change in wardrobe wouldn't hurt." - Hercules to Hades
"A change is coming . . . a great wind is going to blow." - The Stand
"A chat with you, and death loses its sting!" -- Blackadder
"A child is born in the world tonight underneath the full moonlight."
"A child of five could understand this!"  "Fetch me a child of five!"
"A child.  An old woman.  Dozens.  Hundreds." -- Troi
"A chimpanzee and two trainees could run her." - Scotty
"A chocolate sundae!...how did you know?" - D. Troi
"A chronaton field?" La Forge
"A citizen-proper is not one by virtue of residence." - Aristotle
"A clear case of Ipkissia Maskosis. I must remove your brain." - Neuman
"A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory."
"A closed mind is as useful as a blind eye."
"A closet full of courteous anxieties is of dubious comfort."
"A cobbler, I believe." Romulan   "A tailor, actually." Sisko
"A coin.  Good.  I will replicate one immediately." -- Data
"A cold what?" - Data
"A combination of Michael J. Pollard, Yahoo Serious, and Buddha."
"A comfortable place for a fight..." -- Mike Nelson
"A command of your own? I can swing that, too!" Kirk-2
"A command-level officer? You mean, like you?" Nog
"A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain." L. Long
"A competent and reliable dishwasher never starves." - Heinlein
"A computer's got to do what a computer's got to do." &lt;Holly&gt;
"A congressman and a congresswoman go to lunch.  Who pays?"
"A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy."
"A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.
"A cool ball gathers no gutters"  Homer Simpson.
"A country boy can survive." -- Bocephus
"A couple of light years can't keep friends apart" - Wesley
"A crappie is not a sunfish found in a toilet." -- Dobbs
"A creature that pretended to be a man and called itself Flagg."
"A cross between Rambo and Mary Poppins."  -- Peter Fenn on George Bush
"A crucifix?  Oy vay, have you got the wrong vampire!"
"A cult is a religion with no political power." - Tom Wolfe
"A cup of `SPLIT-PEA ISADORA SOUP'?" -- Mike Nelson
"A cup of millipede juice, hold the shells." -- Quark
"A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points." -Mae West
"A daquiri swilling tractor manufacturer..." -- Mike Nelson
"A daughter is an embarrassing and ticklish possession."--Menander
"A day job?  In an office?  MY WORST NIGHTMARE!!  NOOOOOOOO!" - Tick
"A day without dragons is   MUCH SAFER!!!"
"A dead woman bites not." -- Gray
"A death mark's not an easy thing to live with." - Rieekan
"A debt to Virgil is a debt to Nature." -- Chesterson
"A decision had to be made."  -- Riff Raff
"A definate progression. From planet. To planet." Kirk
"A demon has infested him.  The name of the demon is HEROIN." - Oracle
"A dense smug is rolling in..." -- Mike Nelson
"A dentist!" "You've been watching too many Xmas specials."
"A diamond is forever, but real estate appreciates faster"
"A die for a die." - Catwoman (Batman Returns)
"A difficult weapon to confiscate." -- Yar
"A diplomatic insult to the Cardassian people would be a problem" Gul D
"A dirty book is rarely dusty"
"A dirty joke is a sort of mental revolution." -- Orwell
"A do-nothing lackluster wherever he sat."  -- A. Haig on George Bush
"A dog that weighs less than 10 pounds is NOT a dog."
"A dog with money is referred to as Mr. Dog."
"A dream is a wish your heart makes when you're asleep
"A dream itself is but a shadow." - Shakespeare
"A dream to some... A nightmare to others!" -- Merlin
"A dream worth having is a dream worth fighting for." - Charles Xavier
"A dreamer of pictures, I run in the night..."
"A duck? Now that's senseless!"
"A duel of wits?  To the death?" - Vinzinni
"A dull pencil is better than a sharp mind." - Ben Franklin
"A duplicate me!" * Rimmer
"A dustbuster is a phaser." -- Okuda's Law of Cheap Props #1
"A face dipped in a huge vat of white-out!" -- Crow T. Robot
"A face outside the window pane, however did it come to this?" -Floyd
"A fact:  do with it what you will."            - Ellison
"A fake, but as good as the effects in this movie." -- Joel
"A family reunion is an effective form of birth control." - Heinlein
"A fatal attration holding me fast" -Floyd
"A fault!" Martina cried reservedly.
"A few Beta's short of a full release!"
"A few hundred years of bad blood will do that." - Garibaldi
"A few more questions, Mr Computer" - Moriarty
"A few more steps and we'll be safe in the Fire Swamp." -- Westley
"A fight! Let's go get 'em!" - Kid
"A filthy mind is a terrible thing to waste." -Exine
"A fireball as a door-opener?!" - "Got a better idea?"
"A fishfinder?  In a hospital?" -- Crow T. Robot
"A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut." --Guard #1
"A five-ounce bird cannot carry a one-pound coconut!"
"A flop is a place to sleep." Keeler
"A fly on my pizza?!" - "Um, actually, it's an olive fragment."
"A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
"A fool and his money, will soon become a Sysop"
"A fool and their money are soon parted." - The Florida L
"A fool and your money are soon partners." -- Mark's Law
"A fool is the twin of the wise." - The Iron Circle
"A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees." -- Blake
"A fool uttereth all his mind." -- Proverbs 29:11
"A fool's bolt is soon shot." - Shakespeare
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" R.W. Emerson
"A fortress, but no gate..." -- Mike Nelson
"A fraction of a second would make them invisible?" Worf
"A free people ought...to be armed..." - George Washington
"A friend in need is a pain in the ass." -- Heinlein
"A friend is never known until you're in need." -- Roch, Brujah
"A friend loveth at all times." -- Proverbs 17:17
"A friend of mine is in jail for counterfeiting pennies." - S. Wright
"A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine..."
"A friend who can't catch?  I don't think so." -- Tom Servo
"A fugitive then eh?..You'll be hunted down, like..well...a dog!"
"A full tilt battle between pure evil and Santy Claus"
"A game of wits. You hate him, you respect him, & you kill him."
"A gay guy who likes truckers." -- Tom Servo
"A gay in New York is just a fag in L.A." - Mick Jagger
"A generation which ignore history has no past -- and no future."
"A generous grant from the Mom Corporation." -- Mike Nelson
"A genius is one who can do anything except make a living." Joey Adams
"A genuine Felix lighter.  How illuminating" - 007 (R Moore - L.A.L.D.)
"A geological oddity, to say the least." -=- Spock
"A giant guy plus a harbor equals fluid dynamics at its best." (Tick)
"A giant once lived in that body."   Spencer Tracy
"A giant, orbiting lady depilitator!" -- Crow T. Robot
"A gift from Zek to them." Quark
"A gift of humanity is what I want for Christmas!!" - Opus
"A gift, from friends you don't know you have." -- Morden
"A girl can't live by psychoses alone." - Dr. Chase Meridian
"A girl's got to have friends of her own." Amanda
"A goal is a dream taken seriously." - Henry David Thoreau
"A god cannot survive as memory." Apollo
"A good Christian does not think, a Good Christian obeys." -Billy Graham
"A good deed is its own reward." -- Rom
"A good engineer is a wee bit conservative." - Scotty
"A good indignation brings out all one's powers." - Emerson
"A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures." - Irish proverb
"A good loser's still a loser." Sheriff Buck
"A good man died because of us." Bashir
"A good man doesn't betray his own people!" -- Kira
"A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming..." - Barbarella
"A good movie this time?  I think not!" -- Tom Servo
"A good quantum physicist is hard to find." -- Vicky Sailer
"A good question.  There is no easy answer." -- Mike Nelson
"A good raid.  I wouldn't say it was a *great* raid..." -- Servo
"A good sand scrub, that's the best we can hope for"-Neelix
"A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice." - Howe
"A good traveler leaves no track."  - Lao Tzu
"A good workman is known by his tools." - Proverb
"A government in "action" is interesting only if it's not your own."
"A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top." - James Restonn
"A government supported artist is an incompetent whore." - Heinlein
"A grave deep enough to prevent even 007 from walking" - Blofeld
"A graveyard!  Now they can bury the script!" -- Joel Robinson
"A great devotee of the Gospel of Getting it On"
"A great warrior?  Wars not make one great." - Yoda
"A grown up did it!" - Wesley
"A gun and a bag of peanuts.  How original." - 007 (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"A gun gives you the body, not the bird." -- Thoreau
"A gun in your hand makes a fool out of you" - H. Rollins
"A handful of warriors were challenged with honor to die"
"A happy tattoo is worth a little pain." - HCTV
"A harmonica?  As if he wasn't annoying enough!" -- Tom Servo
"A head bag! Those are chopped full of..heady goodness!" -- Apu
"A health shake.  You're soaking in it." -- Joel Robinson
"A heaping mass of fear is what we hold dear" - Suffocation 1991
"A highly confidential commando raid down to Deep 13..." -- Mike
"A hit!  A most palpable hit!"              - Shakespeare
"A horse is a horse, of corpse, of corpse," Mr. Ed sang stiffly.
"A hot milk toddy?  You're kidding." -- Riker
"A house divided against itself cannot stand." -- Lincoln
"A house is a pile of stuff with a cover on it."
"A house is just a pile of Stuff with a cover on it."  Carlin
"A huge machine, TWENTY MILES on each side..." Morbius.
"A hundred thousand pounds for a bit of rumpy-bumpy?!"
"A hundred years of forgetting and it all comes rushing back"
"A hunger that never dies..." Sybo
"A hunger that never dies...An ancient terror..." Sybo
"A hunger that will never die! Redjak! Redjak!" Sybo
"A is for apple." -- Hester Pyrnne
"A jack, still no help for the @Klingon." - Data
"A job? What, is there an opening at the zoo or something?"-Ranma 1/2
"A joke's a very serious thing." -- Churchill
"A joke... is a story with a humorous climax."    - Spock
"A journalist is a professional whose business it is to explain to others what
"A keyboard?  How quaint." -- Scotty, *Star Trek IV*
"A king without a sword!  A land without a king!" -- Lancelot
"A king, eh?  Well, I didn't vote for you"
"A kingdom of Robert Borks!" -- Mike Nelson
"A kiss may not be the truth, but it is still a kiss."
"A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true."
"A knavish speech sleeps in a foolish ear." - Shakespeare
"A knavish tagline sleeps in a foolish ear." -- Tagspeare
"A knowledgeable fool is a greater fool than an ignorant fool."
"A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to program
"A lawyer is like a river." -Kosh.
"A lawyer's advice is his stock-in-trade." - Lincoln
"A lawyer's answer, so close to the truth it could hide in its shadow."
"A leopard never changes his stripes." -- Al Gore
"A lesser doctor might've been fooled. I, however..."--HoloDoc
"A library serves no purpose unless someone is using it."
"A lie is a very poor way to say hello." Keeler
"A lie is most convincingly hidden between two truths" - Deep Throat
"A lie is terminological inexactitude." - Churchill
"A life is worth more than a penis." - Lorena B.'s lawyer
"A light heart lives long." - Shakespeare
"A lighter Dark Beer" is an oxymoron
"A little bit of Yogi Berra in her, too." -- Tom Servo
"A little fermented curd will do the trick."
"A little greed can get you a lot of stuff."
"A little harsh but it had to be done." -- Mike Nelson
"A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation." - Saki
"A little megalomania can be excused." -- Professor Muerte
"A little more than kin, a little less than kind." -- Hamlet
"A little more than kin, a little less than kind." -- Shakespeare
"A little off the top and trim the sides...My hair, not taxes!"
"A little off the top?"- Freddy Krueger
"A little pot boils easily." -- Dutch proverb
"A little rebellion now and then is a good thing."  Thomas Jefferson
"A little revolution, now and then, is a healthy thing."
"A little rockin' and rollin' is good for the soul, I guess." - Blair
"A little shot of Adam in `The Young Philledelphians'." -- Mike
"A little song, a little dance, @FN@'s head on a lance."
"A little suffering is good for the soul." - Kirk
"A little thoughtfulness brings alot of happiness."
"A little too `a lotta cars in here'." -- Mike Nelson
"A little trick I picked up from the Borg." "Yeah, they're full of great ideas." - Soran and Geordi, discussing tortue techniques
"A little tweak of the nipples and I'm outta here." -- Tom Servo
"A little warning would've been nice." - Quark
"A little while, a moment of rest upon the wind..." -- Gibran
"A little work, a little sleep, a little love and it is all over." - R. Frost
"A little young for you, isn't he?" "He's 27. I'm 28." "328, maybe."
"A little...claustrophobic, maybe..."--Neelix
"A living dog is better than a dead lion." -- Ecclesiastes 9:4
"A logical deduction. I can see why you're the constable." -- Garek
"A long shot, Watson; a very long shot." -- Sherlock Holmes
"A look can be deceiving; a touch can be lethal." -- Smokescreen
"A lot can happen when you're gone all morning." -Calvin
"A lot has changed in the last three hundred years." -- Picard
"A lot of 'if's,' I agree." Kirk
"A lot of forensics going on in Kansas during the 50s" -- Crow
"A lot of love in a family always makes me smile." - Talyn
"A lot of people mistakWarning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear
"A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience." -Doug Larson
"A lot of people my age are dead at the present time." Casey Stengel
"A lot you know..." - Miracle Max
"A lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math." - Heinlein
"A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed." - Monty Python
"A lucky guess." - Q
"A magic sword that does dishes is just plain silly." - Cimorene (SfD)
"A mall, like any other, only more so." - Rogue (Carol Danvers)
"A man after his own heart." -- 1 Samuel 13:14
"A man and a lady in the same water?!" - Radar.  "Baptists." - Hawkeye
"A man and a woman had a little baby, oh yes they did."
"A man called the Walkin Dude, or sometimes the Boogeyman."
"A man from another time who had reached a point of pointless ending."
"A man has got to know his assimilations." -- Harry of Borg
"A man has got to know his limitations" - Dirty Harry
"A man is a old as he is feeling. A woman is as old as she looks."
"A man is as young as the women he feels!"
"A man is only as good as what he loves." - Saul Bellow
"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married."  --H.L. Mencken 
"A man must know his limitations if he wants to survive." - Hamza
"A man must learn to gently dominate."  -RUSH
"A man must not swallow more beliefs than he can digest." - H. Ellison
"A man never tells you anything until you contradict him."
"A man of genius makes no mistakes." -- Joyce
"A man ought to do what he thinks is right."   John Wayne
"A man ought to read just as inclination leads him." -- Johnson
"A man should keep friendships in constant repair." -- Johnson
"A man who is a genius and doesn't know is probably isn't." -- Lec
"A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish,
"A man with nine legs.."    "He ran away!"
"A man's a man for a' that!" -- Burns
"A man's character is his fate." -- Heraclitus
"A man's got to live." - St. Cloud "Not necessarily." - MacLeod
"A man's gotta live." -- Xavier    "Not necessarily." -- MacLeod
"A man's life, of any worth, is a continual allegory." - Keats
"A man's toys are limited by his wife's chequebook"
"A man-of-war is the best ambassador."  -Oliver Cromwell
"A manic depressive who walks in the rain" -RUSH Cinderella Man
"A map to the refrigerator. Hilarious."--Calvin
"A mass of conflicting impulses." Nomad on Uhura
"A maternally crazed gorilla would come in handy at this very moment."
"A meal that leaves you nothing to hope for."
"A mean guy shouldn't have any wine." - Blunt Bulgarian Proverb
"A member of Facial Hair Club for Men." -- Joel Robinson
"A member of our crew is missing, too." Chakotay
"A memory that is too painful to withstand the light of day"
"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine." -- Proverbs 17:22
"A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance." -- Proverbs 15:13
"A mess, eh?" - Morgan   "Feels like home..." - Mulder (Piper Maru)
"A metaphor is like a simile"
"A metaphysical dichotomy has occurred : unloading module WINDOWS"
"A mighty flame followeth a tiny spark." -- Dante
"A million bars of gold pressed latinum!" -- Quark
"A million could be years on a thousand may be worlds..."
"A mime is a terrible thing to waste...kill them slowly." -zf-
"A mind is a terrible thing" - Jim Adams, 1993
"A mind what?" Neelix
"A mind's journey begins with a single why?" -- Confucius
"A minor example of my work, yes." -- Garek
"A miracle would definitely be a step in the right direction."-Hawkeye
"A moment of indecision can be your last." Backstreet
"A moment of joy in a lifetime of suffering." - Londo
"A moment of sanity had come back, a moment of choice." - The Stand
"A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience."
"A momentary lapse of reason that binds a life for life" -Floyd
"A momentary lapse of treason..." - Pink Fraud
"A monk, a clone, and a Ferengi decided to go bowling together.." - Data
"A monster!" - Jerry Lewis
"A moose once bit my sister.."
"A more central location would give added meaning." Data
"A most difficult decision, Captain." Spock
"A most illogical reaction." Spock
"A most unpleasant situation, Captain." Spock, 'Catspaw'
"A motion to adjourn is always in order." -- Heinlein
"A murder is only an extraverted suicide."
"A naked American man stole my balloons."
"A naked general outranks a dressed wound." -- Col. Potter
"A narrative approximation of something..." -- Tom Servo
"A narrow vision.  You, too, will be assimilated."
"A natural electircal charge?" Yar
"A negative man with no face. She would see and then go mad."
"A new "Health Bill"? Did we have an old one?"
"A new century if felt, not measured." Walter Lord, 1960, on 1900.
"A new crop of eunuchs?" -- Mike Nelson
"A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices"
"A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat."
"A paradox can be paradoctored." (R.A.Heinlein)
"A part of me knew when I first saw you" - Tessa Noelle
"A party?  For me?  Here?" - Uncle Fester
"A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out"
"A perpetual desire for power after power." - Hobbes
"A person never truly dies, as long as they are remembered."
"A personal receiver?" Kirk
"A phaser is the universal communicator."   -Worf
"A phaser." Kirk  "On overload!" Spock
"A pig in a suit is still a pig."
"A pinch here, a pinch there... He's a zombie!" -- Mike Nelson
"A pint cannot hold a quart, Mr. Pizer." V.I.N.Cent
"A pinup of Kathy Bates..." -- Mike Nelson
"A pious man is one who would be an atheist if the king were."
"A piston engine?  What did ya buy that for?"    "It was on sale."
"A pity.  She's quite attractive." Q
"A plamsa storm might not &gt;leave&lt; any debris." Paris
"A plan with no drawbacks!" -- Rimmer
"A planet where APES evolved from MAN?!" -MST3K
"A platypus could do my job!" -- Tom Servo
"A pleasant face man steps up to greet you" RUSH Twilight Zone
"A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits."
"A poker face carved in marble." La Rue
"A political career comes to a screeching halt." -- Mike Nelson
"A political party is organized opinion." - Disraeli
"A pony, an ironing board, and some stirrup pants!" -- Crow
"A pony: a big juicy one, grilled to perfection" - Baby's birthday
"A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck."  Garfield
"A power so great, it can only be used for Good or Evil!" -- Firesign Theatre, "The Giant Rat of Summatra"
"A pox on your first born, you ugly wart on a salamander's tongue!"-Opus
"A pretty car makes an even prettier wreck." -- Runabout
"A pretty damn convenient illness." Sheridan
"A pretty girl like you shouldn't be eating alone."--Odo to Kira
"A problem can be found for almost every solution."
"A promise is a promise, Lt. Dan." Forrest Gump
"A proper perspective about one's history is vital." -- Disraeli
"A psycho-who-a-what?" -3rd Rock From The Sun
"A race of ham radio operators." -- Crow T. Robot
"A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives."
"A random toss - the only true justice." - Two-Face
"A rather barbaric period in your American history." Spock
"A really trivial use for dark powers." -- Mike Nelson
"A red spaceship on the monitor, your vileness."  Calvin
"A remarkable experience, Commander." - Data
"A replacement must be requested as soon as possible." --Doc  Z
"A right DELAYED is a right DENIED." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
"A righteous man has regard for the life of his beast." Proverbs 12:10
"A room should reflect its occupant." - Kirk.
"A room without books is like a body without a soul."
"A rose by any other name is more confusing." -- G. Stein.
"A rough ascii date would be helpful too."
"A safe economical way to inflict evil on the world." -- Forrester
"A salad bar!" -- Tom Servo "With a decorative snot guard!" -- Crow
"A salute to No-Panty-Lines!" -- Tom Servo
"A salute to careful shaving." -- Tom Servo
"A scratch?  Your arm's off!"  --King Arthur
"A second phone! Of course!" - Bell  "Well, DUH!!!!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"A secret agent!  On *WHOSE* side?!?!?!?" - Sherriff J. W. Pepper
"A secret, inner, manly place that only men can know" -- Crow
"A seven corpse meal!" -- Tom Servo
"A shaken Phil Silvers attempts to flee the set..."
"A shame, Captainit would have been Glorious!"
"A share in two revolutions is living to some purpose." -- Paine
"A sheep doesn't fly so much as plummet!"  M. Python
"A shining beacon in space, all alone in the night."-B5 2nd season
"A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer..." --Scar
"A shot in the dark is better than nothing." -- Geordi
"A sick thirst darkens my veins." - The Crow
"A simple `no' would have worked" -- Richie Ryan
"A simple yes or no would have been fine." -- Tom Servo
"A simple yes would have sufficed." - Picard
"A singing pentagram..." -- Tom Servo
"A single howl rose in the nighta silver chime of desperate horror."
"A slight misunderstanding, I'm sure." Quark
"A small block will do, 5 or 6 pounds." Spock on platinum
"A small man, a whiny type of guy."  -- Larry Speakes on Cap Weinberger
"A smart man would ride out right now." MacLeod
"A sneeze.  Billions and billions of snot particles." -- Tom Servo
"A snoot full?" - Data
"A soft answer turneth away wrath." -- Proverbs 15:1
"A soldier's record tells a lot about a person." - Hague
"A soul in tension, that's learning to fly..."&lt;Pink Floyd&gt;
"A spacesuit with *cufflinks*?!"--Rimmer
"A spacesuit with cuff links?" -- Lister
"A spanking!  There's going to be a spanking!"
"A spirit transported me from the couch to the chair", said Tom, visibly
"A spirit with a vision is a dream with a mission." -- Rush Limbaugh
"A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down..."
"A sprinkle a day keeps Richard Kiel away." -- Crow T. Robot
"A spy movie is beginning to sag, and Ed Asner is there!" -- Crow
"A starved body has a skinny soul."   Marlon Brando
"A starving child is a frightful sight, a starving vampire even worse."
"A state of martial law will be most helpful at this time." - John,"V"
"A steel pinata?  This could take hours!" -- Crow T. Robot
"A stiff apology is a second insult." -- Chesterton
"A stitch in time saves nine."  (Phrase often used by cat surgeons.)
"A stitch in time would have confused Einstein." -- Anonymous
"A stoic brings a baby. A cynic is where you wash it."
"A strange game.  The only winning move is not to play." - Joshua
"A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows." -- O Henry
"A stroke of the brush does not guarantee art from the bristles." -Ko
"A subjective term, Riker." - Q
"A subspace tractor beam?" Chakotay  "Exactly." Torres
"A subtle dragon stings us in the midst of plenty."
"A successful tool is one that was used to do something undreamed of by
"A suggestion. Switch to decaf."--Victor Luk
"A superior woman. I will take her." Khan
"A sword, Frank... a very *rare* sword..." -- Brenda Wyatt
"A tactical ploy.  To insult us both, no doubt." -Chmee: Niven
"A tagline at this point is not needed, Mega Dittos..."
"A tagline has got to know its limitations": Dirty Harry
"A talking horse.." "It's Ed, Jim."
"A talking horse?"  "He's Ed, Jim."
"A teddy bear?!" McCoy
"A teleporter! Is there ALWAYS a teleporter?" - Spiral
"A terrible thing happened to me last night--nothing."
"A theater manager is always ready, Tanya!" Shanda
"A thief is never sur-&lt;trapdoor&gt;-ppprrriiissseeeeddd!" -- Finieous
"A thing here more than a week is an heirloom." -- Kender Proverb
"A thing well said will be wit in all languages." -- Dryden
"A thinly veiled allegory, a Metamucil if you will..."  -Kelly Bundy
"A thousand misty riders fly by high up once upon a time" -Floyd
"A thousand thanks, Monsieur," Tom said mercifully.
"A three thousand year old childproof cap?" -- Crow T. Robot
"A threefold cord is not easily broken." -- Ecclesiastes 4:12
"A thrill comparable to the making of hash-browns..." - Mutant Raccoon
"A throw of the dice will never eliminate Chance." -- Mallarme
"A tiger in Africa?" "Hmm?" "A TIGER in AFRICA?"
"A time to be born; a time to die." -- Ecclesiastes 3:1
"A time to break down, and a time to build up."
"A time to kill, and a time to heal." -- Ecclesiastes 3:1
"A time to mourn, and a time to dance." -- Ecclesiastes 3:1
"A time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which was planted."
"A time to weep, and a time to laugh." -- Ecclesiastes 3:1
"A toast to absent friends."  -- Frank N. Furter
"A toothache of a man."  -- Jim Hightower on George Bush
"A toss of the coin.  The only true justice." - Two-Face
"A traffic jam at the congress intersection." -- Tom Servo
"A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at?" Ronald Reagan
"A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed."
"A trifle overpowering, isn't it?" - 007 (Moonraker)
"A troop is a group of monkeys stupid, ..change your bunch of banana!"
"A true friend knows who you are...but likes you anyway."-R.Heinlein
"A true friend knows who you are...but likes you anyway."-R.Heinlein
"A truer sentiment has never been typed!" - Gryphontamer
"A type II phaser beats four aces."-Worf playing poker.
"A typical man." - Hoolihan.  "Don't lump us all together."-Hawkeye
"A typical romantic. All you scientists are." The Colonel
"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on." S. Goldwyn
"A very fashionable girl, Aunt Rose." Lamont Cranston
"A very gentle beast, and of a good conscience." - Shakespeare
"A very gentle tagline, and of a good conscience." -- Tagspeare
"A very impressive title."  - Neelix
"A very lovely thought, but not at all practical." - Jiminie Cricket
"A very sophisticated, very professional job." Odo
"A very special Ziffle family reunion" -- Crow T. Robot
"A virus? Some kind of disease?" Janeway
"A volatile mixture of hot munitions and cool jazz!" -- Crow
"A vole fight! I'm appalled!" Quark
"A war put off is not a war avoided." - Charlton Heston
"A warrior does NOT steal taglines."  --Worf
"A warrior's drink."-Worf "A warrior's name."-Holodeck babe
"A warrior's mate does NOT say 'jIwuQ' TWICE." &lt;g,d,rf&gt;
"A warriors drink"  Well that certainly explains a lot.
"A what? To order a what? With what?" - A.G. Bell (Animaniacs)
"A wheel slices into the crowd, killing three" -- Mike Nelson
"A while ago this whole planet was trying to kill us." Kirk
"A whip?...Maybe she wants to be friends again!" -- Frank on Margaret
"A white male, middle class power holder." -- Gypsy
"A whole boiled egg! Two years of night school finally paid off."
"A whole new day of rock climbing!" -- Crow T. Robot
"A whole skin is worth a thousand victories." -- Brassclaw Orcs
"A wiener running away from a kettle..." -- Tom Servo
"A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds." -- Bacon
"A wit with dunces and a dunce with wits." -- Pope
"A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire
"A wok is what you throw at a wabbit."
"A woman is always buying something." -- Ovid
"A woman knows, Lieutenant." Adel Renn
"A woman should be obscene, not heard." - Gypsy Pete (Drunk)
"A woman whose beauty was heartstopping, whose fury was heart-freezing."
"A woman's only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke." -- Kipling
"A woman, like music, should have a good end" -- F. Schubert
"A world of indifference.  Heads and hearts too full.": Rush
"A world of red neon and ultramarine" RUSH -Alien Shore
"A wound that will not heal.  A heart that cannot feel.": Rush
"A wounded spirit who can bear?" -- Proverbs 18:14
"A yarn monster!" -- Crow T. Robot
"A yawn is a silent shout." -- Chesterton
"A young doctor means a new graveyard."  - German proverb
"A young lion charges quickest, and when you least expect it!"
"A zoinoid Guyver?" -- The Guyver
"A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes." - Heinlein
"A! talking! horse! ?"  "He's Ed, Jim."
"A&lt;&lt;1/4Na," said Pooh, as he saw another message in Cyrillic
"A) You didn't ask" - Ivanova
"A)bort R)etry G)et a stick and kill it."
"A**HOLE, sir.  Major A**hole."- Spaceballs
"A-HA-WHOooo! You really bought the whole line, didn't you, kid?" - Aahz
"A-Ko, B-ko Save your fighting for the classroom." -- Ayumi-Sensei
"A-hem, helllooooo nurse... I don't get it?" -- Slappy
"A.J. knows everything from the Fairley OddParents." (Nickelodeon, April 2001)
"AAAAHH!  Just resting my eyes!" - Homer
"AAAAHH!  Just resting my eyes!" - Homer
"AAAAHHHH!  My underpants are alive!  They're shrinking!" * Lister
"AAAAHHHH!  My underpants shrinking! Get them off! GET THEM OFF!"
"AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!" -- John Wayne Bobbit
"AAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!" ... Tension breaker, had to be done.
"AAAHH,...AAAHH,...AAAHH CHOOO!" - Data
"AAAHHAAAHHAAAHHCHOOO!" -- Data
"AAAIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" -- Chekov
"AAAhhhhhhhh! The flying Elvises are BACK!!!!!!!"
"AAH!  SKYLAB!"  The Tick
"AARRGGHH!  I've just been stabbed!" said Tom, half-heartedly.
"AAaaarrrghh! Pandas can't talk!" - Genma
"ABLE: Okay: the ship I was on, well, it, er, kind of crashed a bit
"ABSCISSA!!" he swore, using the vilest oath he knew.
"ACE RIMMER: Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas
"ACE: This is my best top, damn it!
"ACE: Your brain moves quicker than a nun's first curry
"ACT NORMAL!  ACT NORMAL!!" - Homer
"ACTING!" -- Tom Servo
"AGH!  A SNOW SNAKE'S GOT ME!" -- Calvin
"AHHHH! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN!" Spock
"AHHHHHH!" - Thunder   "I don't think he's gonna stop!" - Wang
"AIDS didn't kill these people.  Politics did." -- Dr. Don Francis
"AIDS:  Will have sex with anyone!"
"AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO &lt;Pant, pant&gt;" -- C-Ko
"ALERT!  There's a Shriner in the punch!" - Milo Bloom
"ALIVE" Gave the phrase 'Having friends for dinner' a new meaning!
"ALIVE" rated four stars by the Times Food Critic.
"ALIVE, you morons.  The operative word is ALIVE!" - Aahz
"ALL HAIL SHE WITH THE SQUEAKY VOICE!!!"
"ALREADY-MARRIED MAN!" -- Crow T. Robot
"AMAZON.GIF  1024x768x256".... Sounds like one big mama
"ANARCHY NOW!"                               - Milo Bloom
"ANNA STEVEN (pant, pant. drool)" - Volehunters #2
"ARE YOU GONNA SHAKE MY HAND OR AM I GONNA RIP YOUR HEART OUT?" - Aahz
"ARE YOU MOCKING MY HAND GESTURE?" - Dex  "Oh, no!" - Danny
"ARE YOU THE MAN WHO SHOT MY SISTER?!  YOU SHOT MY SISTER!!"--Scully
"ARGH!!!  GARIBALDI!!!  You're a DEAD MAN!!!"
"ASCII and you shall receive"   Z.MODEM
"ASSIMILATING! That's what Tiggers do best!" - Tigger of Borg
"AST Advantage" (4066d) - is the name of my new game!
"AT&T KFC" = "Reach out and touch someone finger licking good."
"ATDT" - Avon Calling.
"ATTAAACK!!" - B&WYakko
"ATTACK!" -- Black and White Yakko
"AUGHHH! A SNOW SNAKES GOT ME!" - Calvin
"AUX PWR LOWAUX PWR FAIL20, 19, 18..." Computer on Jurassic Park
"AW GEEZE... Will ya LOOK at THIS!!" - Archie Bunker
"AWESOME, COSMIC POWERS ... itty-bitty living space."
"AaaaAAaaaauuuuuuuuGGhghhhhh &lt;gurgle&gt;."
"Aaaaaas yooooou wiiiiiiiiiiiish......"
"Aaannnnddd..always look on the bright side of life.."
"Aaarrrggghhh!" = Klingon for, "Go ahead.  Make my day."
"Aaaww, Mr. Sabretoothie just needs a big hug!" -- Elmyra
"Aachoo!" "Gesundheit!" - Calvin and Hobbes (and several monsters)
"Aack! I'm alone with a human being!" -Cathy
"Aah! I'm a geek!"     "Eeek, I am too!"
"Aah! There's a horrible slug on your shoulder! Aah!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Aardvarking Through Georgia" by S. M. Stirling
"Aarg Aarg I'm dying you idiot" - Baby's naming, Dinosaurs
"Abandon all hope ye who read this..."
"Abandon ship! This is not a drill!" - Data
"Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy."
"Abandon thought and let the dream descend!" - Phantom
"Abash the devil stood, and felt how awful goodness is..." - T-Bird
"Abated breath? Don't be expectin' no mouth-to-mouth from me. ;)"
"Abe Lincoln is Time Cop!" -- Mike Nelson
"Abe Lincoln's a bad cop on the loose." -- Tom Servo
"Ability without honor has no value." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Able and Unwilling...", um...no... wait....
"Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound..."
"About a maid I'll sing a song, sing rickety-tickety tin..." -Lehrer
"About as intimidating as Chad and Jeremy..." -- Mike Nelson
"About the possum" said the 'gator, "I ate 'er."
"About this long... this thick..."- Wesley
"About you, until you are ready to fight legends." - Kosh
"Above all else a god needs compassion!" - Kirk
"Abra-cadaver!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Absence diminishes minor passions and enflames great ones."
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire." -Bussy-Rabutin
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder." -Anonymous
"Absence makes the heart grow yonder." -King's Quest 5
"Absence makes the nose grow longer." - The Doctor
"Absinthe Lite: a third fewer pathogens than regular absinthe."
"Absinthe makes the head pound harder"
"Absofragginlutely, dammit!" - Delenn
"Absolute time is irrelevant." -- Einstein of Borg
"Absolutely EVERY time I open my eyes; It's Today!"
"Absolutely I will not interfere!" - Chekov
"Abstain from all appearance of evil." -- 1 Thessalonians 5:22
"Abstract impressionism.  It's what hot" -- Tom Servo
"Accept the pain, Frank..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Acceptable or not, sir, it is the truth."         - Data
"Accessing SLIP server... Entering my I.P. address..." -- Crow
"Accessing.  Reboot.  Shut down." -- Crow T. Robot
"Accessory After The Fact Theater will return..." -- Tom Servo
"Accidents cause people."  Neece's personal tagline.
"According to Dax, anyway." Kira
"According to the life monitors, we're dying." McCoy
"According to the news, it was an accident." Winters
"According to these readings, it's a ship without engines." Janeway
"Accordions are poison to Vogons!" -Vogons, WTNE
"Accountability is Un-American!!"                  - Opus
"Ace Frehley has the same kind of business" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ace Rimmer.  Space Corps." * Ace Rimmer
"Ace and No Face are calling" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ace, give me some of that Nitro-9 you're not carrying!" - The Doctor
"Ach, nein - not ANOTHER aircraft destroyed!" - Nightcrawler
"Achamoth"  - Mother Goddess, birthgiver to the Creator.
"Ack!  Phfft!  Thptpth!"                   - Bill the Cat
"Ack!  Phfft!  Thptpth!".. "Admit it, you liked it, didn't you?"
"Ack!Phfft!Thptpth!" - Bill the Cat "All of this genorosity has made me tired!" * Cat
"Ack" - B.T. Cat
"Ack, they could teach us a thing or two." Scott
"Acknowledged. Beam engaged." Torres
"Acrophobia Explained" - by Alfredo Heights
"Act first, ask questions later." Siren
"Act now and you too can be a meanie!"
"Act now we must, for we have no more time for words." -- Amara
"Actin' funny, but I don't know why...'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky.
"Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing."
"Acting's easy when you can read your lines!"
"Action Jesus!  Manger sold seperately..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Action Ken Doll is there!" -- Mike Nelson
"Action sequence narrowly aborted!" -- Tom Servo
"Action's what the Flash-man needs" - Flash
"Activate Holodeck Program Paris Three." Paris
"Activate cluster bombs on my mark" --Scott
"Activate it and direct the beam here." Doctor
"Activate the time machine."  -- Captain Galaxy
"Activating evasive maneuver omega." Chakotay
"Activating pattern enhancers.  Energizing." Data
"Actually I like running around in my bare feet." - Picard.
"Actually I'm making great time..." -- Mike Nelson
"Actually what I was looking for was some witty repartee..."  Q
"Actually, *I* blew up my shop." -- Garek
"Actually, I am a lab mouse on stilts."
"Actually, I came here to rescue you." Sisko
"Actually, I'm losing an officer." Kirk
"Actually, I'm only 21 years old." - Celsius.
"Actually, if they leak, you've pumped them too many times."
"Actually, it's she, but yes, she usually guides me well." Chakotay
"Actually, it's very NICE junk." -Roy Fokker
"Actually, we're not hiring slaves right now." -- Mike Nelson
"Actually... It's not that bold." -- Dr. Forrester
"ActuallyI'm so confused now *I* don't know what to believe...:)"
"ActuallyIt's not that bold." -- Dr. Forrester
"Ad Nausaeum:" Commercials that make you puke.
"Adam, beam us a board!" (2x4 drops from sky)
"Add the list of n numbers & then divide the sum by n" said Tom meanly.
"Add the nutmeg!" - Pinky
"Add this list of n numbers and divide the sum by n", said Tom meanly.
"Addendum:  The Warner Sister." - Dot Warner
"Adding `just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal."
"Adendum:  The Warner Sister."               - Dot Warner
"Adendum:  The Warner Sister." -- Dot Warner
"Adherents of my religion don't all believe the same thing," Tom decreed
"Aditi"     - Mother of the lights of heaven.
"Adm., there be whales here!"  "Scotty, that's a mirror."
"Admiral Heinlein doesn't let the Soviets build spacecraft."
"Admiral!  There be whales here!" "That's a mirror, Scotty."
"Admiral! There be *whales* here!" -- Scotty
"Admiral, I am receiving Whale Song." (Uhura)
"Admiral, there be WHALES here!" - Montgomery Scott
"Admiral, there be whales here!"    "Scotty, that's a mirror."
"Admiral, you only have the CONN temporarily."  Picard
"Admiral,there be whales here!"  "Scotty, that's a @N@."
"Admire it later prisoner, for now just use it." - Roland
"Admit it.  You liked it, didn't you?"  -- Frank N. Furter
"Admit it... you all will be destroyed." - Alien
"Admit nothing! Deny everything! Blame the Moderator!"
"Admittedly, that's an agressive sales approach..." -- Mike Nelson
"Adolph Hitler is NIGHT RIDER"
"Adrian, you realise you're first on call tonight..." "Oh my god! I forgot to ring my hairdresser!" -- Eric, Adrian
"Adult wolves are always naked too." - Dire Wolf
"Adult" McDonalds ad (next in series): Ronny nails Wendy
"Adultery Is Fun" By Gomez A. Round
"Adults are obsolete children." (Dr. Seuss)
"Adventure is found in unlikely places." Landfill
"Adventure is the champagne of life." -- Chesterson
"Adventure.  Excitement.  A Jedi craves not these things." - Yoda
"Advertisments" - by Bill Board
"Advice from the world's most sexually backward teenager!" -- Sam
"Aeroflot, where Barney is your pilot!"
"Aerosmith is God.  There is none higher.  Heh-heh.  Heh-heh."
"Affection has no price." -- St. Jerome
"Affordable supercomputing" is almost an oxymoron. - eugene miya, NASA Ames Research Center
"Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?" - Han Solo
"Afraid I'll make a stink?"-Ace Ventura
"African or European?"  "Uh, I don't know, ah..AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I
"After a thousand years the darkness has come again!" - G'kar.
"After a trip with you, he may survive." -- Hawkeye to Mitchell
"After a while - all these ninjas start to look the same." - Rogue
"After all these years, I DID enjoy it." Kirk
"After all this time - and I still manage to impress myself."
"After all we've been through?" Seska to Chakotay
"After all you've seen, why can't you believe?" - Fox Mulder
"After all, it's only money." Zek
"After all, that's what 'omniscient' *means*, isn't it?" - Q
"After all, this *is* 1920." -- Kalas
"After all, unlike your god, we are civilized." - Dan Ceppa
"After all, we're big enough to take a FEW insults." Scott
"After all, who remembers the Armenians?"  -Adolf Hitler
"After all, you're only 102." McCoy
"After dinner", he said, "Your modem or mine?"
"After knowing you, I no longer desire to be human." - Data
"After many years of wrestling with reality, I final won."
"After six years in the Hanoi Hilton, I tend to suppress it." -- Al
"After such knowledge, what forgiveness." -- Eliot
"After ten long years they left him out of the home..."
"After that you are free to go to hell in your own way." - Roland
"After that, I must have fallen asleep." Paris
"After that, Mama went to a hotel to lie down." Forrest Gump
"After that, shrimpin' was easy." Forrest Gump
"After the mortar barrage, we've got a 19th and a 20th hole."-Trapper
"After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?" - S. Wright
"After this, nothing will shock me." -- Tom Servo
"After today, I am the hawk." - Roland
"After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is NOT our friend!"
"After what I saw in the street today, I think I could kill." Isak
"After what happened today, I don't think I can wear that." - Sheridan
"After what you've been through, you deserve to sit for a while."
"Afterwards, the only ones looking happy were the lions." Methos
"Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure." - HHGTTG
"Again and again it ends this way... upon the killing ground." - DT I
"Again with the phallic references!" -- Tom Servo
"Again, exactly like Earth." Spock
"Again, that anger!  'Seized my vessal'!  'Seized my vessal'!" -Q
"Again?!" - Rocky the flying squirrel
"Against the run of the mill" -RUSH
"Age before beauty" -- Duncan MacLeod
"Age before beauty, pearls before swine." -- Tom Servo
"Agent Mulder believes we are not alone." - Dana Scully
"Agh!  It's a nightmare!  I'm seeing *six* Warners!" -- Plotz
"Agonizer?  Where did I put that doohickey?" -- Evil Crow
"Agreed. More like...love." Kirk
"Agressive stewardess recruiting." -- Tom Servo
"Ah blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur Keeng!"
"Ah don' wanna talk to you no more."
"Ah don't see no points on yoah eahs, boy..."--Admiral McCoy
"Ah ha. Lets see if I've got this straight." -- Blackadder
"Ah here we go...Fireball...wonderful spell." - Fizban
"Ah jeeez.... who writes this crap?"  Julie/The Maxx
"Ah so, Mr. Suzuki."   "You sure are!"
"Ah thank you, but this is not, I, ah hell!" - Ivanova
"Ah the joys of hacking... the agony of no sleep." -mrk
"Ah yes, poor friend.  I hear he's nutty as a fruitcake." -- Kirk
"Ah yes, the Garden of Eden.  Just outside Moscow." - Chekov
"Ah!  A Herring Sandwich!"  -- Robot in Mostly Harmless
"Ah!  Ahhh!  Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"
"Ah!  Good... a fight!" -- Dr. Chennard
"Ah!  Humor in Uniform!" -- Tom Servo
"Ah!  I have access." -- Data
"Ah!  Now that's entertainment!" -- Vlad the Impaler
"Ah!  The Club Jobless!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ah! A traditional old style Pagan wedding!"--Nate Bredfeldt
"Ah! Have I been called to testify?"--HoloDoc
"Ah! Humor in Uniform!" -- Tom Servo
"Ah! The Club Jobless!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ah'm nae dirty!" -Pte MacAuslin.
"Ah, Camalot." "Actually it's just a modle." "Shhhh!"
"Ah, Eulle Gibbons in his element." -- Tom Servo
"Ah, Friend Klingon!" Cyrano Jones
"Ah, I know this one.  He was trouble." - Londo
"Ah, I know this one." - Londo
"Ah, I see.  Will you be requiring me to cut off an arm or a leg?"
"Ah, Kirstie... We thought we'd lost you." -- Pinhead
"Ah, Mike, I see you've decided to go psycho, Godspeed."
"Ah, Mr. Vulcan, come in, come in!" -- Neelix
"Ah, Mr. Woof." Lwaxana Troy
"Ah, Ponch and John are calling..." -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, Robotech, the show that gave me a fetish for green hair..."
"Ah, Robotech, the show that made me HATE girls who can't sing..."
"Ah, Seanette, I see you've decided to go psycho. Godspeed."
"Ah, Swisher Sweets!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, an open mind.  The essense of intelect." - Garek
"Ah, baby!  You puss!  Push the button, Frank." -- Dr. Forrester
"Ah, bustling city music!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, but the lad has such a sweet young body," the Baron said.
"Ah, come on guys...You're high...you're so high!"
"Ah, don't hop over the bodies.  It's so glib." -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, forget it, I'm done!"  Slappy Squirrel, Animaniacs
"Ah, he had a little too much death ray..." -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, he's the Vasectomy Kid!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ah, hee he he ha!"  --Monty Python
"Ah, here we are - 'How to Raise the Dead'." - Bart Simpson
"Ah, here we go... Fireball... wonderful spell." -- Fizban
"Ah, it's like the first time you fall in love." - Scotty
"Ah, jam it, you crummy prole!" -- Joel Robinson
"Ah, just like that Jim" - Bones comes out of the closet
"Ah, let 'em crash." -- Crow T. Robot
"Ah, men!  Enjoying their manliness!" -- Tom Servo
"Ah, my trombone.  Let me show you how it works." * Riker
"Ah, now I can see through the window," said Tom stiltedly.
"Ah, she's blind!  That explains the decorating!" -- Crow
"Ah, thank youbut this is notIah, hell!" - Ivanova
"Ah, the Pop-Up Karma Sutra, Zero-Gravity Edition!  That's mine."
"Ah, the children of the night - what music they make." - Dracula
"Ah, the effect of jazz on youth..." -- Tom Servo
"Ah, the leg is on the other thigh now!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, the ocean's beautiful in this part of the tub." -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, the suffering.  The sweet suffering." -- Pinhead
"Ah, the sweet smell of terror..." -- Orion the Hunter
"Ah, the sweet stinging kiss of hot lead."  -- Apu Apeenapostlepetalon
"Ah, the traditional Yuletide cabbage!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ah, the vastness of space and time... and I end up here..."
"Ah, they're bluffing." Sheridan
"Ah, thirst quenching! Who needs therapy when you can suck souls?"
"Ah, to be old again!" said the young corpse.  -S. Lec
"Ah, urinal cakes!  My favorite!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ah, war is heck!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, well, you'll get used to it."
"Ah, wheels!  What doesn't this movie have?" -- Tom Servo
"Ah, wilderness."  "Where's the TV?"
"Ah, yes!  My lightly propped garage." -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, you know of me, then?"  Garek to Dr. Bashir
"Ah, you seek meaning? Then listen to the music and not the song."
"Ah, you shouldn't do that. Don't you know you'll mess the carpets?
"Ah, you're deep, Tony.  Real deep." -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, you've come to help me find the Zero Room." -- The Doctor
"Ah, your flesh mother used to bring me pudding." - Homer
"Ah, youth.  Ah, statute of limitations." - John Waters, SHOCK VALUE
"Ah-ah-ah, you didn't say the magic word!  Ah-ah-ah.  Ah-ah-ah..."
"Ah-ah-ah, you didn't say the magic word!  Ah-ah-ah.  Ah-ah-ah..."
"Ah-ha!  They take me for the fool I am!"  -Groo the Wanderer
"Ah-ha, so that's what you're supposed to look like in a tux."
"Ah-hah, that was why what?" - Mihoshi
"Ah.  Flying hell-beast.  Seen it." -- Tom Servo
"Ah.  I assume I have been activated to testify." -- Doc Zimmerman
"Ah.  So you're a waffle man!" -- Talkie Toaster
"Ah.  Ticket Master:  The Early Years." -- Tom Servo
"Ah. Flying hell-beast. Seen it." -- Tom Servo
"Ah. That." Morden on the Icarus
"Ah. Ticket Master: The Early Years." -- Tom Servo
"Ah.. the pun *is* mightier than the swore..."
"Ah... A game!" - Data
"Ah... missed!" -- Gomez Addams
"Ah... so this isn't New Jersey." "No, you're on a spaceship."
"AhAll is well that ends well." --E.A. Poe   "Oh Bother" --Pooh
"Aha!  I think we just foiled someone!" -- Mike Nelson
"Aha, rules of the game, go on" - Quark
"Ahd lahk a crap fer brekfahst puhleeze." -Memphis IHOP
"Ahead full, Mr. Pinky!" - Brain
"Ahead groove factor 5!  Yeah!"  - Holly
"Ahead groove factor 5"  - Holly
"Ahead of them was darkness and death." - The Stand
"Ahead warp factor 1" - Captain Kirk
"Ahead warp factor 6 and mind the black hole." *Thump!*
"Ahem  Okay... Thank you, Mr. Spock." -- Tom Servo
"Ahem!" - Skraig the Red Dragon.  "Oops!" -- Finieous Fingers
"Ahem," said the Dragon, killing the party.
"Ahem," said the lich threatningly.
"Ahem." Said the lich threateningly to the party.
"Ahh AHH*CHOOOO!*  I'm allergic to taglines!"
"Ahh I see an Evil Georgie Grin d;-)" - Quickling
"Ahh but we're talking literature not logic..." - Quickling
"Ahh!  Don't ride the Wild Mouse!  It's not saaaaaaaafe!"
"Ahh!  No harm done." Picard
"Ahh!  There's a muppet under the stairs!"  Joel on shrew
"Ahh! This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. THHHHP! Ahh! Still good!
"Ahh!!  They're dogs!! and...they're playing POKER!!
"Ahh, MOO yourself, you lower lifeform!" - Rita
"Ahh, stuff it!" - Slappy Squirrel
"Ahh.. Very passable, this, very passable." - Monty Python
"Ahh...  AHH... *CHOOOO!*  I'm allergic to taglines!"
"Ahh... Ahh... *CHOO!*  I'm allergic to taglines!" - Sneezer
"Ahh... Very passable, this, very passable." - Monty Python
"AhhAhh*CHOO!*  I'm allergic to taglines!" - Sneezer
"Ahhh I see where you're going!!" - Geordi
"Ahhh!  My GOOD friend Miiister Stra-CHIN-ski!"
"Ahhh, another bowl of chocolate frosted sugar bombs." - Calvin
"Ahhh.  So you're a waffle man!" * Talkie Toaster
"Ahhh... A warriors tagline!"  Worf
"Ahhh...flying hellbeast...seen it!"
"Ahhhh...Default.  The two sweetest words in the English language."
"Ahhhhh, continuity's for wusses!"--[insert your favourite ITB here]
"Ahhhhhh, a simple problem for simple minds!" - Curly Joe
"Ahmissed!" - Gomez Addams
"Aieee!  Sunlight!  Turn it off!  Turn it off!" -- Sheila Bungee
"Ain't I a stinker?" -- Bugs Bunny
"Ain't I great?" - Double J, Jeff Jarrett
"Ain't Talkin' Bout Love" -- Van Halen
"Ain't got no home..no place to roam..." - Clarence "Frogman" Henry
"Ain't it a shame when you got nuthin'" -- Frank Zappa
"Ain't no artist, I'm a businessman, no ideas of my own" - J. Biafra
"Ain't nothin' changed except the guys that give the orders." Cop, "V"
"Ain't that a kick in the butt!"  -- Al
"Ain't that right, new boy." B.C.
"Air Modo clear for landing." - Modo
"Air pressure!  It's gotta be air pressure!"     "Not this week!"
"Airbags suck!" Yeah... huh huh huh
"Airport movies are like watering holes of B Movie actors."
"Aivas, aivas, aivas.It doesn't sound like a real word."
"Akaar is dead. I am the Teer." Maab
"Akiata yo fa!" - Logray
"Ako bude bio smak sveta, odlozicemo kontrolni."
"Ako se nema sredstava, treba imati jaku zelju" No. 1
"Al! Quit uploading naughty GIFs into my hard drive." -- Ziggy
"Al's gonna sing a test song...it WAS a protest song..." --Mike Love
"Al, I Just Leaped Into a Tagline.  What Does Ziggy Say?"
"Al, I felt the baby kick!" -- Sam Beckett
"Al, I need more money; what you need is a second job." -Peggy Bundy
"Al, looks like I've leapt into a tagline.  What does Ziggy say?"
"Al, read *my* lips... I'm pregnant." -- Sam Beckett
"Al, what's all this hardware attached to me" - Sam of Borg "Ohhh Boy"
"Al... don't leave me..."  "I won't, Sam."
"Alan Alda revealed as Anti-Christ!" -- Joel Robinson
"Alas poor kiroY, I knew him backwards."
"Alas, I am dying beyond my means." (as he sipped champagne on his deathbed) - Oscar Wilde
"Alas, I am inconsolable!" said Tom uncomfortably.
"Alas, my world crumbles about me." - Lawrence Limburger
"Alas, poor Aardvark, I knew him well!"
"Alas, poor Yorick."     "He's dead, Jim."
"Alas," lamented Pooh, "poor @FN@, I knew thee well..."
"Alaskan Visuals" by A. Roaring Boring Alice
"Albatross!!!...it's a bird, isn't it?  It's bloody seabird flavour..."
"Albatross?  Albatross!"  --  Albatross peddler, M.P.F.C.
"Albatross?  What flavor is it?"
"Albatross? What flavor is it?" "It's bloody albatross flavor, mate!"
"Albert's path is a strange and difficult one." -- Agent Cooper
"Albert, let's talk about knuckles." -- Sheriff Truman
"Alchohol: The more you drink, the less you think." -Dinosaurs
"Alcmene"   - Virgin Mother, Power of the Moon.
"Alcohol was just poison to him." - Hemingway, on F. Scott Fitzgerald
"Alcohol:  The more you drink, the less you think!" - Dinosaur TV ad
"Aldon't leave me..."  "I won't, Sam."
"Ale.  Romulan.  Lots." - Kirk
"Alex, I have to ask my wife what to pick." - B. Clinton on Jeopardy
"Alex, I'll take Assimilated Races for $100." -Borg Jeopardy
"Alex, I'll take, 'Things Only I know' for $1000 please.
"Alexander Walcott and McGruff?  He's all over the map."
"Alexander, beating on Worf's head:  Not the mamma!"
"Alexander, would you mind if I borrowed your toy for a while?"  Picard
"Alfred.  Don't touch me.  Aunt Harriet." -- Tom Servo
"Algol standards aren't the same without Niklaus," said Tom wirthlessly.
"Alia jacta est."  -Julius Caesar
"Alia jacta est." (The die is cast.)
"Alice beckons"-Mark
"Alice in Wonderland" -Carroll
"Alien plot? What have you heard of an alien plot?"
"Aliens ate my Buick!"
"Aliens!  What will we do?"   "Look for the cafeteria?"
"Aliens!  What will we do?"   "Look for the cafeteria?" - Animaniacs
"Aliens!  What will we do?" - Dot "Look for the cafeteria?" - Wakko
"Aliens.  Go fig." - Dot Warner
"Aliens.  Go fig." -- Dot
"Alimony is just another word for rape." -- Betty Hapschatt
"Alive!  My corn-fed Minnesota chicken is alive!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Alive" rated four stars by Jeffery Dahmer
"Alive" rated four stars by Jeffery Dahmer, food critic.
"Alive" rated four stars by Jeffery Dahmer.
"All ? What kind of a name is All ?"
"All About Kissing" - by Miss L. Toe
"All Alone" - by Saul E. Terry
"All Bibles are man-made." - Thomas Edison
"All Brian, all the time." -- Crow T. Robot
"All I Want For Xmas Is My Two Front Teeth" - NHL Theme Song.
"All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by." -- Kirk
"All I ask is a tall ship, and Morn to steer her."
"All I can say is `No.  Bite me!'" -- Crow T. Robot
"All I did was pull the spark plug wire," Tom said shockingly.
"All I did was to spray paint: Cardies Go Home!"   *Kira*
"All I envy is your chutzpah." -- Hawkeye to Winchester
"All I ever do is milk this damn cow", Tom uttered continuously.
"All I ever do is work," Tom droned.
"All I ever wanted was to have what other people have." -- Keogh
"All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks" - Weird Al
"All I gots is time...Got no meaning, just a rhyme..."
"All I have is two pair. Of queens." Amanda
"All I hear is Bret! Bret, Bret, Bret!"-Owen Hart, on "The Hart Bunch"
"All I know is I am not a Marxist." -- Marx
"All I know is I gotta help her, Mac" -- Richie Ryan
"All I know is normal is not what I think." - Fox Mulder
"All I know is that I am not a Marxist."  -Karl Marx
"All I know is what I read in the taglines." - Me.
"All I know is what I see on the monitors."
"All I know is what the Rat told me." -- Belle, Bone Gnawer
"All I need is to find Grendel." EHMP
"All I really want is some patience."--Alanis Morissette
"All I said was, `That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!'
"All I want for Christmas is a a box of smurfs and a mall
"All I want is 20,000 machine guns", said the dictator disarmingly.
"All I want is a cup of coffee!" -Mihoshi
"All I want is someone I can't resist." -Aerosmith & McFly :)
"All I want to do is save these people and then go home."- Frank Burns
"All I'm asking for is a little leap of faith." Zek
"All I'm interested in is justice." - Odo
"All Stop!...StarTrek's on!"
"All a superhero needs is courage, confidence, and a clean cape."
"All aboard!" -- Mikey
"All across the sky I'm wanted. Am I flattered? Yes I am!" -fan?
"All agents defect; all resistors sell out." - Clarke Nova
"All alone and trapped in time..."
"All alone in the night..."
"All along the minitower"
"All ancient Chinese artifacts should be burned," said Tom charmingly.
"All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others."
"All around my hat, I will wear the green willow."
"All art constantly aspires to the condition of music." -- Pater
"All battles are battles of the spirit." - Caine
"All blonde not blonde by cracky"
"All cats are *not* grey at night.  Endless variety" - Heinlein
"All clowns are masked, all personae flow from choices"
"All comedians put your notebooks away." -- Mike Nelson
"All communications are...out." Uhura
"All constants are variables." - Murphy's Law of Mathematics
"All day and every day making tomorrow look like yesterday!" -Reg
"All decks, stand by! Shock waves!" Chekov
"All done, bye bye."
"All else is froo froo." - Ken Stuckas..
"All else shall perish before the power of SPRAGG, the Living Hill!"
"All empires are no more than power in trust." -- Dryden
"All existence is expression, especially in the Underworld."
"All fantasy should have a solid base in reality." - Sir Max Beerbohm
"All fighters, fire at will." - Ivanova
"All for love, and nothing for reward." -Edmund Spencer
"All general statements are false." -- The Ultimate Law
"All girls, all garters," indeed!
"All good comes from Vaal." Akuta
"All good comes from Vaal." Akuta
"All good things must come to an end." * Q
"All good things succumb to those who wait." -- Razorclaw
"All good things to those who wait" - Hannibal Lecter
"All great discoveries are made by mistake." -- Young's Law
"All great men make mistakes." -- Churchill
"All great truths begin as blasphemies." -- George Bernard Shaw
"All great truths begin as blasphemies." -- Shaw
"All hail Excalibur, sword of kings!" - a comic book cover from a Wendy's kids meal
"All hail Schweitzer!" -- Freyja
"All hands on *ME*!"
"All hands, brace for impact!" Riker
"All human things are subject to decay."
"All humans are born free and equal in dignity and rights."
"All humans things are subject to decay."
"All humor is derived from pain, ergo nothing in Heaven is funny" Twain
"All in a good cause" -- Kalas
"All in all it was all just bricks in the wall" -Floyd
"All in all you're just another brick in the wall" -Floyd
"All in all, it's just another brick in the wall." -- Pink Floyd
"All in all, today's been a bit of a bummer." -- Kryten
"All in good time, Captain.  All in good time." - Delenn
"All in good time, Major Kira, all in good time." Dukat
"All in life is a waking dream and in death is the final awakening."-Q
"All is vanity, and vexation of the spirit." -- Ecclesiastes 1:14
"All kings are mostly rapscallions." -- Twain
"All life on Earth originated in the pond of GOO..." - Q
"All life on the planet is being destroyed, sir." Data
"All life's answers are on TV" -Homer Simpson
"All men *are* brothers." -- Kirk
"All men are created unequal."             - Lazarus Long
"All men are created unequal." -- Heinlein
"All men are ignorant, just in different fields" - Einstein
"All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe"
"All mimsy were the borogroves..."
"All mouth and legs, that's me..." Tegan
"All my friends and I are crazy.  That's the only thing that keeps us sane."
"All my hidden skills are undiscovered." - Clinton
"All my intestines cried out at once!" -- Dr. Forrester
"All my knowledge cannot ease my arthritis", said the wiseacre.
"All my real skills are undervalued."  - - Calvin
"All new": Parts not interchangeable with previous model
"All night looking for a true romance..."
"All of a sudden we're at Aquaduct!" -- Crow T. Robot
"All of a sudden, Capin Acard ties his own shoes."--ST: TNG Farewell
"All of a sudden, he's the Duke of Ellington!"
"All of life is a series of leaps, for us grasshoppers." - Joseph
"All of life's answers are on TV" -Homer Simpson
"All of these people are foreigners!" -- Tom Servo
"All of this generosity has made me tired!" -- The Cat
"All of this was for nothing...unless we go to the stars."
"All of this, just an illusion."  "No illusion. Jackson's dead."
"All of this, just an illusion." McCoy
"All of us coporeal linear whatevers..." - Quark
"All orange, all the time" -- Crow T. Robot
"All other `sins' are invented nonsense." - Heinlein
"All other `sins' are invented nonsense." - Lazarus Long
"All our races stand on the edge of extinction" - G'Kar.
"All philosophy is a form of confession." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"All places are distant from Heaven alike." -- Burton
"All planet leave is cancelled, I've just had an unhappy love affair"
"All reet! All reet! Be fleet, cool and discreet, honey ..." - 98.1 F
"All religions suck..." -- Biafra
"All religions===
"All reports are in!  Life is now officially unfair!" - Iago
"All right -- we'll use a water solution", Tom acquiesced.
"All right!  Bovine intervention!"  The Tick
"All right! Finally, I'm a loser!" - Vinnie
"All right! Time for a crime spree!" - Snake
"All right! Where is the little weasel?" "Which one?" "EITHER!!!!"
"All right! Who deed eet? Who swiped my reever?"- Ren Hoek
"All right, Benson, what have you been doing?" -- Tom Servo
"All right, Charles, you've made your point!" The Tick
"All right, I'll see that you get that chance." Sisko
"All right, Mr. Pennzoil Head, but you talked us into it!" - Yakko
"All right, Q, that's enough." Picard
"All right, Scotty, put her in full reverse." Kirk
"All right, Simpson, you win _this_ round."  -- Jimbo
"All right, Wakko, we got the point." - Yakko
"All right, a dekion beam." Janeway
"All right, all right, break it up!" - Zack Allen
"All right, all right.  I get the message." - Aahz
"All right, all right. We get the picture." - Yakko Warner
"All right, buckethead... it's me and you!" -- Force
"All right, but Shamu wouldn't work under these conditions!" - Yakko
"All right, calm down." Jake Sisko
"All right, everybody, we've got a whole new ballgame." -- Henry
"All right, evil-doer, SUCK - &lt;fthoop&gt; - sushi?" - DarkWing Duck
"All right, get lost."   Kirk Douglas
"All right, ground-pounders!" - Richard Franklin
"All right, here we go!" La Forge
"All right, let's do it!" La Forge
"All right, let's say there's a monster." Kirk
"All right, let's waste him'no offense'."
"All right, so it's impossible.  How long will it take?"
"All right, that's enough!" - Tom Wilson during the "Making of WCIII"
"All right, then, smart-ass, it's bloody albatross flavored!"
"All right, we'll call it a draw!"  -The Black Knight
"All right, we're lost!  But we're making good time!" - Sulu
"All right, who hurled the ball through my window?" asked Tom painfully.
"All right, who wants an overture." -- Joel Robinson
"All right, you feminist screwheads, listen up!" - Ash
"All right, you lovelies, hold together." Scott
"All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up!" -- Ash
"All right, you win: I'll have to kill them all." - Monty Burns
"All right.  We waste him.  No offense..." -- Hicks
"All right. How about just some hot air?" - Yakko
"All right. I found it." Picard
"All right. I'll be diplomatic. Our definitions may differ." -  Kira
"All right. Smiley." Sisko
"All right. We won't try that."  -Janeway
"All right. What am I going to hit?" Bashir
"All right. When and where?" Sheridan
"All right... This chick is toast!"
"All senior officers, report to the bridge." Janeway
"All serious riders have their own saddles." --Picard
"All she had on was the radio..."
"All ships check in." -Fox McCloud
"All solutions should be as simple as possible and no simpler!"
"All systems operating" - Data
"All that fussing over a little arrow" -- Amanda
"All that glitters has a high refractive index." - Tom E.
"All that goes, All that passes, the water flows, the heart, forgets."
"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost.."
"All that night, we made love in the moonlight..."
"All that remains now is honor and death" - Alite Deeron.
"All that was meant to bore you s**tless." - I. Goulden Combinatorics and Optimization 230
"All that we are is the result of what we have thought"  &lt;Buddha&gt;
"All that we can do is just survive"  - Rush
"All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." -Rush
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream..."  Poe
"All that's gone, all that's to come ..." Pink Floyd
"All that's left are the front and back," Tom said decidedly.
"All the birds sing words and the flowers croon"
"All the candles... What'd she do, loot a Pier One?" -- Crow
"All the condiments are in order by height and popularity." -- Frank
"All the good movies have Monsters & spaceships."
"All the hair has fallen off of my monkey."  "Sell the bicycle!"
"All the jump-jets are down? !@#@&*^ NO HARRIERS
"All the leaves are brown, and the sky is grey..."
"All the more reason we should have your blood on file." EMHP
"All the parts falling off this car are of the very finest British manufacture"
"All the poet can do today is warn." -- Owen
"All the salty margaritas in Los Angeles, I'm gonna drink 'em up."
"All the time grinning, but the grin never touched his eyes."
"All the wealth I want you can find in here (the Bible)." -- Mulcahy
"All the white horses are still in bed" - Tori Amos
"All the world is dangling for you, darling" - Tori Amos
"All the world is indeed a stage." - Shakespeare
"All the world's a Jabberwock if you WANT it to be..."
"All the world's a stage, and I just forgot my lines."
"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players."
"All the world's a stage, and... Line! LINE!"
"All the world's a stage.." - Shakespere "Curtain call" - Death
"All the world's indeed a stage and I got THIRD ROW SEATS!"
"All the world's indeed a stage, and we are merely players." -RUSH
"All these doughnuts and not a cop in sight." - Plucky Duck
"All these guys look like Ernie Kovacs." -- Crow T. Robot
"All these med units & I have to pull into a funny farm." - Col.Flagg
"All these people are dead now..." -- Joel Robinson
"All these things I think about, I think about...Always come unglued."
"All things are metaphors" -- Goethe
"All things are possible to one who believes." -- St. Bernard
"All things being equal, you lose." * Todd's Law
"All things dull and ugly, all creatures short and squat." -Monty Python
"All things dull and ugly, all creatures short and squat..."
"All things in moderation." - a Moderator
"All things we can conceive of clearly; exist." - Descartes
"All things were made by Him." -- John 1:3
"All this 'assimilated' junk. Go fig!" -Dot of Borg
"All this and heaven too." -- Henry
"All this for an AXE??" MacLeod
"All this good food will make us sick." -- Trapper
"All this is Do.  What is not Do?  Do *is*." -- Gentle Mountain
"All this jocularity is most unseemly." -- Hawkeye as Father Mulcahy
"All this synthehol and no mouth articulation!" --Morn, DS9
"All this will be for nothing unless we go to the stars" - Babylon 5
"All this will be for nothing unless we go to the stars" - Sinclair
"All this will be for nothing unless we go to the stars" :  Babylon 5
"All this will be for nothing unless we go to the stars."
"All this will be yours.."    "What? The curtains?"
"All this, and a villian too." -The Tick
"All this, self-inflicted. Mass suicide!" Kirk
"All those Kilrathi waiting to die at my hands." - Cobra
"All thta we can do to help ourselves is stay alive.": Rush
"All traditions started out as heresy." - David Grisman
"All trust is foolish."  -Drow Proverb
"All trust is foolish."  -Drow Proverb
"All truth is simple." Is that not doubly a lie? - Nietzsche
"All truths begin as blasphemies."
"All warfare is based on deception." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"All we are is dust in the wind." - Kansas
"All we are saying is Give Peace a Chance" - Lennon
"All we are saying is, give pizza chants."
"All we are saying,"    "Is give pizza chants."
"All we are saying.. is Give Peas a Chance.." - Herbo protest song
"All we are saying... is give pizza chants."
"All we are, basically, are monkeys with car keys."
"All we are... is monkeys with car keys." - Northern Exposure
"All we get is 'Mind-that-bus-what-bus-SPLAT!' --Rimmer
"All we have is this moment - 21st Century's yesterday" - INXS
"All we have to do is stop feeding them!" McCoy on tribbles
"All we need is a few good men" - Q
"All we need to do is close the noose." Cranston
"All we need to do is make sure we keep talking" -Pink Floyd
"All we want is the World Tonite..."
"All we've done since we've met is argue." - O'Brien
"All we've met is large, mutated animals..." -- Tom Servo
"All which is forgotten need not necessarily be dead." - H.P.Lovecraft
"All wings report in!" -- Lando Calrissian
"All women are the same height on the echo." --Anna Stevens
"All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy." - Bart's Board
"All would live long, but none would grow old." -- Franklin
"All you care about is getting your next dosage." -- Yar
"All you ever do, babe, is shake my tree" -Coverdale/Page
"All you have in here is a piece of latinum. A _small_ piece."
"All you have to do is live long enough." - Duncan MacLeod
"All you have to do is...catch me."--Meta
"All you need is a willing victim and a bottle of nitrous oxide."
"All you need now is some sequins and a candelabra." -- Al ql
"All you touch and all you feel, is all your life will ever be."
"All your prayers must seem as nothing ninety-six below the wave.." -SoM
"All's fair in love And war.  What A Contemptible Lie!" -- RAH
"All's fair in love and war--what a contemptible lie." -Heinlein
"All's well that ends well."   - Poe   "Bother,"   - Pooh
"All's well that ends well." - E. A. Poe
"All's well that ends well." - Poe   "Bother." - Pooh
"All, what does `Formatting Non-Removable Media' mean?"
"All, you gotta learn to surf!"
"Allegiance To The King" - by Neil Downe
"Allllllrighty then!" -- Ace Ventura
"Allow me to be frank." - CEW.  "I beg your pardon?!" - Hoolihan
"Allow me to die with honor."  Tosk
"Allow me to introduce myself, my name is mud. &lt;plop&gt;" - Wile E. Coyote
"Allow me to introduce you to the airlock, Mr. Bond" - Hugo Drax
"Allow me to knee you right in the groin..." -- Tom Servo
"Allow the little children to come to me...."
"Allow your eyes to close." Chakotay
"Allright Krueger. This time it's for keeps!"-Alice
"Allright so how do I die?" - Scully  "You don't." - Bruckman
"Allright, I'm going to punch his ticket"-Alice
"Allright, Spread'em!!" - while playing doctors and nurses
"Alls well that ends well" - Poe  "Bother" - Pooh
"Ally Ally Oxygen Free!"  Minerva Mink, Animaniacs
"Almost a symbiosis of some kind. A sort of joining." McCoy
"Almost never." - Friday
"Almost" only counts in horseshoes and sloppy kisses
"Alone, even in a crowd.  Dead, but among the living..."
"Alouette, je te plumerai," sang Tom jauntily.
"Alpha 9175-Blue" Sisko
"Already, this movie is like going to the dentist." -- Joel
"Alright Mr. Pennzoil head, you talked us into it!" -- Yakko
"Alright Spread'em!" - while playing cops and robbers
"Alright! Let them eat PIE!" Marie Antoinette, last words
"Alright! We're lost! But we're making good time." -Sulu
"Alright, Brooke, Mr. *Auteur*.  Lets see what you got." -- Mike
"Alright, FREEZE!"  "Mind if I just go tepid instead?"
"Alright, blame the victim..." -- Mike Nelson
"Alright, but Shamu wouldn't work under these conditions!"
"Alright, dudes- what's going down in groove town, then?" -- Holly
"Alright, now we're worried." - Batman
"Alright, now.  Who here is bald?" -- Tom Servo
"Alright, who left the plunger in the toilet???"
"Alright," agreed the husband.  "But how about a quarter a point on the side to make it interesting?"
"Alright," said Alice "I'm going back to the other side of the mirror"
"Alright...now dig this baby."
"Alself me to introlow mybody.."
"Alself me to my duce introlow left body in the roomself."
"Also, ALL messages in this echo myst have at least 5 taglines or they are
"Alter your course: glacier up ahead," Tom responded icily.
"Alternating currents force a show of hands." -RUSH
"Although I must say I approve of your new tailor." - Q
"Although I take no pleasure in being right." Neelix
"Although Selina Kyle might be there." - Bruce Wayne, BATMAN RETURNS
"Although you seem dangerously unequipped, brain-wise....." - Sam
"Always Coca-Cola. Only." - 1993
"Always Coca-Cola." -1992
"Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons." --Dilbert
"Always be sincere - Even when you don't mean it." - Heinlein
"Always be smarter than the people who hire you." - Horne
"Always burn your bridges." - Enabran Tain
"Always carry a spare... of everything." -- Ioseph of Locksley
"Always cut the cards." - Heinlein
"Always cut the cards." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Always cut the cards." -- Heinlein
"Always drink apple juice, cuz OJ can kill you!"
"Always expect your opponent to play the best move!"-I.M. Silman
"Always give a monster an even break!" -- Gary Gygax
"Always have Glenn Close play your mom when possible." -- Mel Gibson
"Always hopeful, yet discontent." -Rush: Moving Pictures
"Always hopeful, yet discontent.": Rush
"Always in motion is the future." - Yoda
"Always know what you're buying." - FRA #218
"Always listen to experts.  Hear the impossible then do it." - L. Long
"Always look on the bright side of life" - Monty Python
"Always look on the bright side of life..."--Eric Idle
"Always put the important before the merely urgent."  Heinlein
"Always put the important before the merely urgent." - Lazarus Long
"Always put the important before the merely urgent." -- Heinlein
"Always remember that it takes two to start a flamewar." -Jack Butler
"Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn."
"Always store beer in a dark place."           - Heinlein
"Always store beer in a dark place." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Always store beer in a dark place." -- Heinlein
"Always store beer in a dark place." -L. Long
"Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not."
"Always tell her she's beautiful, especially if she isn't." - Heinlein
"Always the same place in the end: another deadhouse." - DT II
"Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing that way."
"Always when I'm in the bathoscope..." -- Joel Robinson
"Always where you never expect it.  Always." -- Merlin
"Always with you it cannot be done.  Hear you nothing that I say?"
"Always yield to temptation - it may never pass your way again." - RAH
"Always." - 1992
"Am I 'indecisive?'  Can I get back to you on that?"
"Am I Marilyn Monroe?"
"Am I a dog, that thou comest to me with staves?" -- 1 Sam. 17:43
"Am I a king or a breeding bull?"   Charles Laughton
"Am I a prisoner here?" Picard/Kamin
"Am I afraid of losing command to a computer?" Kirk
"Am I being accused of something here?" Paris
"Am I clear, Mr. Garak?" - Sisko  "Absolutely." - Garak
"Am I dancing, Doctor?" - Data
"Am I disturbing you?" - Frank.  "Not yet." - Margaret
"Am I disturbing you?" - Riker
"Am I ever wrong?... Marriages don't count." -- Al Calavicci
"Am I experiencing widespread political corruption yet?"
"Am I getting taller, or is the room shrinking?" -- Col. Henry Blake
"Am I going to die, doctor?"   "Trust me, it's the last thing you'll do."
"Am I going to die, doctor?"  "Trust me, it's the last th
"Am I going to die, doctor?"  "Trust me, it's the last thing you'll do."
"Am I having fun yet?" - Zippy
"Am I in the right movie?" -- Mike Nelson
"Am I making any sense here?" Paris
"Am I more terrifying than I am beautiful?" -- Bora
"Am I my brother's keeper?" -- Genesis 3:19
"Am I out of Reba? Do I *need* more Reba?"  "..or *ANY* Wynonna?"
"Am I out of `Reba'?  Do I need more `Reba'?" -- Tom Servo
"Am I overdoing this?" -- Mike Nelson
"Am I pregnant?" -- Gypsy
"Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in 'ere?"
"Am I right?" Claudius  "Quite correct." Spock
"Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?" -- Skid Mark
"Am I the only one who finds this funny?" - Quark
"Am I too old ? Is it too late ?" - Pink Floyd
"Am I tripping, Joel?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Am I who I think I am?" -- Dr. Freedman to Col. Flagg
"Am I winning or losing?" -- Hawkeye
"Am I your woman?" Moreau-2 to Kirk
"Amazing God would waste skin on trash like that" - Crow
"Amazing what caffeine and no sense of self-preservation can do..."
"Amazing. I drive them to lesbianism, he drives them back." (George)
"Ambassador Delenn told me what happened." - Garibaldi
"Ambassador have a safe trip home." - Picard
"Ambassador, I'm willing to cut a deal with you." Sheridan
"Ambassador, your logic escapes me." -- Picard
"Ambassadors in the culture of resentment" Newsday on Limbaugh & Stern
"Ambiguity is scary!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ambition can creep as well as soar." -- Burke
"Ambition should be made of 'STERNER' stuff" - Julius Caesar
"Ambrosia's been to Hell."   "And they kicked her out, right?"
"Ambush?!  What a nasty way to put it!"  -Kodachi
"Amen!  Crack a tube!"
"Amen" I call if I fill a cinema.
"Amen." -Brigham Young (1801-77), Mormon leader, last word
"America 10 years ago or Canada today..." -- Tom Servo
"America has no criminal class except her Congress." - Mark Twain
"America is in the heart of every one around the world."
"America is leaning on cheese!" -- Crow T. Robot
"America is the country of young men." -- Emerson
"America needs a full-time President." --Richard Nixon, 1973
"America owes you a debt of gratitude, son." LBJ
"America!  Land of the lawsuit!!  God bless her!!" - Steve Dallas
"America, Love it or Leave it!" comes back to haunt Dittoheads. - RL
"American Girls" -- Triumph
"American Pilgrims" aka armed seperatist religious cults!
"American Tourister Gladiators." -- Tom Servo
"Americans have the right and advantage of being armed" James Madison
"Americans like me like difficult jobs." -- Col. Flagg
"Americans suffer from emotional chaos without reason." - Chuin
"Amiga?  Come on!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Amigo"...What happened to my Amiga when I got a '486.
"Ammo belt.Bandolier.Impossibly huge gun.Head band.Lock and load."
"Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it."
"Amoebas don't make motorcycles and atomic bombs." -- Kay
"Among the Kindred you must be devious." -- Nostoket, Gangrel
"Among the mysteries of science lies the key to victory." Jetfire
"Amplify the ping machine!"  &lt;*PING!*&gt;
"Amplify the ping machine!"  PING!
"Amputated at the ankles", he said defeatedly.
"Amy has now learned the first rule of Not-Being-Seen."
"An ARMED society is a POLITE society" -Heinlein
"An American missionary living nearby was a skilled plastic surgeon..."
"An Ant-Man has very low horizons."  -- Forrest Gump
"An Easy Load to Carry - Coca-Cola." 1914
"An IQ of 6000 isn't that much." * Holly
"An International cast that'll leave you bilingually tortured."
"An Oxy-10 case study." -- Joel Robinson
"An abomination unto the Lord." -- Proverbs 12:22
"An abysmal place."   Q  "Tatarus V?"  Vash  "Earth."  Q
"An actor turning away his admirers? Very unusual." Kirk
"An agent is a vampire with a telephone." Any editor
"An amazing thing, this silent king."
"An amiable dunce."- Defense secretary Clark Clifford on Ronald Reagan
"An analysis should prove interesting." Spock  &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;boom&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
"An ancient UPS look..." -- Tom Servo
"An ancient terror..." Sybo
"An android alarm clock.. is that amusing?" - Data
"An android chaperone?" - K'Ehleyr
"An android has no emotions," Data said excitedly.
"An android would never rip your head off!" * Kryten
"An android." Kirk  "And most sophisticated." Spock
"An angry toad would be more dangerous!" -- Capt. Lossow, Sharpe's Gold
"An answer... I don't know the question." -- Kirk
"An anvil's black and shiney / It's very heavy too"  - The Warners
"An argument for limited omniscience could be made."  Dan Lafferty
"An argument isn't just contradiction." - Monty Python
"An armed high school is a polite high school." -ala Heinlein
"An armed man is a citizen.  An unarmed man is a subject." - Heinlein
"An armed society is a POLITE society" --Robert A. Heinlein
"An armed society is a polite society."  RAH
"An armed society is a polite society." - Robert A. Heinlein
"An armed society is a polite society." -- RAH
"An armed society is a polite society." -- Robert A. Heinlein
"An artist must convince others o' de truth o' his lies."
"An assassin?!  Oh my *God*!  We're in danger!" -- Tom Servo
"An avidity to punish is always dangerous to liberty."  -- Tom Paine
"An easily entertained group. Hmm. I like that."--Pat Sajak
"An economic upheaval had occurred." Kirk
"An elegant weapon, from a more civilized age." - Obi Wan Kenobi
"An elephant graveyard is no place for a young prince. Oops!" --Scar
"An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications."
"An enema for a constipated society." -- Limbaugh
"An entrance, Captain, but no exit." Spock
"An equitable trade. I thank you, Doctor." Spock
"An eruption is forming on the surface." Barnaby
"An evolutionary step in the wrong direction." Data
"An evolved Ferengi." Rom
"An excellent suggestion sir, with just two minor flaws...." - Kryten
"An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less." - RAH
"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind"  -Ghandi
"An eye for an eye" leaves the whole world blind
"An eye for an eye" only ends up making the whole world blind
"An honest God is the noblest work of man." -- Ingersoll
"An honest politician is one who, when bought, will stay bought." L.Long
"An honor to meet you, Mr. Paverotti." Capt. Jack Brim to Arturo
"An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it."
"An ingenious pig attack from Saotome...is a pig a valid weapon?"
"An intellectual hatred is the worst." -- William Butler Yeats
"An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself." - A. Camus
"An interesting...theory, Commander." Karina
"An intimate evening of movies on Lifetime" -- Crow T. Robot
"An investigation is in order." Picard
"An invisible elephant?" Scully
"An iron filing.  How'd that get in there?" - LaForge
"An it harm none, do as thou will." -- the Wiccan Rede
"An obscure Earth dialect. If you're interested, consult linguistics."
"An open mind...the essence of intellect." - Garrick, ST/DS9
"An opinion is like a bunghole.  Everyone has one." -- Mark Twain
"An opposable thumb!  I'm impressed!" -- Crow T. Robot
"An order of chaos to go and keep the change." -- Dobbs
"An orthodontosaur?" -- Crow T. Robot
"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of purge."
"An outdoor bidet?" -- Tom Servo
"An ow du I ged diz gloo boddle oud ob I doz?"
"An unathletic nerd.  Well, uh, likesayCrow." -- Mike
"An unusual disease." Crusher
"An' last night all but a corpse.  How'd ya manage that, @FN@?"
"An' you're the kind of girl garunteed to wreck my bed" -Coverdale/Page
"Anal intercourse is for ********!, Tom said, butting in.
"Anal retensive"? Some kind of suppository, perhaps?
"Analysis, Mr. Kim." Janeway
"Anarchist Jerks!!!"   "Police State Dweebs!!!"
"Anarcho-syndicalism is a way of preserving freedom."  --Monty Python
"Anarchy is the least stable of all social structures." - Larry Niven
"Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi, but you're welcome to try."
"Ancient Chinese secret, huh?" -laundry detergent commercial
"Ancient Human sea shanties." Odo
"Ancient times were the youth of the world." -- Bacon
"And *I* cried, too." Amanda
"And *don't* say `We're going to get through this'!" -- The Cat
"And *its* flesh was juuuuust right!" - Charlene's bedtime story
"And @FN@ has run himself over!  What a great twit!"
"And Anna...drew a picture."--Dex
"And Canada will enter the 25th, uh, 21st Century..."-JC
"And Captain...I'll see you at breakfast."--Neelix
"And Chief, light duty means light." Sisko
"And Commander Cleavage, I mean Troi, meet me in my cabin." - J.L. Pic
"And Dark Phoenix has no friends..."
"And David danced before the Lord with all his might."
"And Doctor, try to relax." Garak
"And Dodge Coronets are there!" -- Tom Servo
"And Emmet Kelly's still eating!" -- Crow T. Robot
"And Funboy, don't be happy...Worry." - The Crow
"And God bless Twikki." -- Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot
"And God made two great lights." -- Genesis 1:16
"And God said, 'I give you every seed-bearing plant on the earth.'"
"And God said, Let there be light: and there was light."
"And God said, Let us make man in our image." -- Genesis 1:26
"And God saw that it was good." -- Genesis 1:10
"And God smote Egypt with a plague of zucchini..."
"And HE thinks WE're peculiar?!" - O'Brien
"And I ain't too old to hurry, 'cause I ain't to young to die..."
"And I am C-@FN@, human cyborg relations."
"And I am also quite blind." Spock
"And I am the Czar of all the Russias!" Chekov
"And I am unanimous in that!"
"And I can actually see his ears!" Arturo on Young Republican Benish
"And I can see now it was cruel of me to leave you."  Q
"And I can still crawl, and I'm Not Dead Yet..."
"And I didn't care for you..." -Pink Floyd
"And I dont need no drugs to calm me!" -Pink Floyd
"And I doubt that either of them will be a threat for much longer."
"And I feel like the trigger on a loaded gun!"
"And I feel som much depends on the weather..."
"And I feel that these are lies to come...would you even care?"
"And I feel that time's a wasted go..."
"And I feel, and I feel, when the dogs begin to smell her..."
"And I have a terrible toothache." -- Crow T. Robot
"And I have no fear of killing you." - Data
"And I know that you care for me too" -Pink Floyd
"And I met the President of the United States.  Again." -- F. Gump
"And I need all the love I can get..." - Sisters of Mercy
"And I push her to the limit, to see if she will break" -Floyd
"And I put out my hand just to touch your soft hair" - Waters
"And I really appreciate your help." Kes
"And I really got hot when I saw Jeanette Scott..."
"And I remind you that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here."
"And I saw fear in the Klingon's eye." Maab
"And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God" - The Crow
"And I say 'I'm dead, and I move'." -- The Crow
"And I see that these are the eyes of disarray...would you even care?"
"And I sure am enjoying this so-called 'Iced Cream'." - Monty Burns
"And I sure as hell am not gonna bump into anything!" -- Al
"And I think I think too much, I don't care, yeah, I don't care..."
"And I think YOU should know- blue panties really don't suit you."-Ranma
"And I think of all the good things that we have left undone" -Floyd
"And I thought *I* was a pessimist." - Susan Ivanova
"And I thought I got screwed in the steam room." -- Muscle
"And I thought I was a pessimist!"
"And I thought I wasn't going to like him." - Odo
"And I thought the lines at the replimat were bad." -- Bashir
"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!" - Han Solo
"And I thought this place was spooky at night." -- Don Schanke
"And I thought this place was spooky at night." Schanke on The Raven
"And I want all the cash from your register." Arturo
"And I was all happy thinking Danny Davids had a sex life" - Danny Dp
"And I will defend her! From trash like you." - Sailor Moon
"And I will die with your name on my lips." Freya
"And I will not go down alone." Sheridan
"And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that." -Meatloaf
"And I'd love to live on a mountain top..." - Amy Grant
"And I'll climb the hill in my own way" -Floyd
"And I'll insist that you all spank me." --- Joel Robinson
"And I'll try not to sing out of key..."  - Beatles
"And I'm Gustav Anvil, inventor of the anvil." - Wakko Warner
"And I'm Miss Sterious." - Dot
"And I'm a fan of complete sentences!"  The Tick
"And I'm a son of a gun!"  -- Hank Williams Jr. in pathetic dweeb mode
"And I'm back in the galaxy again!" Mudd
"And I'm floating in a most peculiar way..."
"And I'm going to make you glad you're alive." Dax-2
"And I'm happy everyone's happy. Oh, happy happiness."--Mark Roper
"And I'm hungry like the wolf." --Duran Duran
"And I'm most obliged to you for making it clear that I'm not here,"
"And I'm mysterious." - Dot Warner
"And I'm wondering who could be writing this song" -Pink Floyd
"And I've even checked my dip switches!" -- Crow T. Robot
"And I, unlike you, you poor simian degenerate, can type legibly."-PS
"And IXNAY on the wishing for more wishes!" - Genie of the Lamp
"And Kent . . . STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF!" - Jesus, "Real Genius"
"And Kilrathi are most dangerous-when they are unpredictable."- Hobbes
"And Leon's getting lllaaarrrger..."
"And Madonna thinks *she's* innovative" -- Crow T. Robot
"And Maggie, over lunch one day, Took a cruiser with all hands..."
"And McCoy..." Kirk  "...is the random element." Spock
"And Merlin draws his Vorpal sword",  uhh RUN comes to mind .....
"And NO courtesy reach-around..."
"And NOW for something completely different: A man with 3 buttocks!"
"And Nathan Bomba Harris has KNOCKED HIMSELF OUT!!!"
"And Now it's time for the 'Lightning round'Lum?"
"And Pluto, little Pluto, is the farthest planet from the sun."
"And SHUT UP." - Tim
"And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high"
"And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing..." -- Joel
"And Vir, don't give away the homeworld." - Londo
"And a Courier v.24 38 K baud modem." -- Crow T. Robot
"And a Ferengi without profit. Is not a Ferengi at all."
"And a clean pair of shorts." - Ace Ventura
"And a double dumb-ass on you!" -Kirk
"And a man who will exploit any vice you may have."  O'Brien
"And a new day will dawn for those who stand long" -Zep
"And a time to every purpose under heaven." -- Ecclesiastes 3:1
"And a time to every purpose under heaven..."
"And a void would be calling `Let's do the time-warp again.'"
"And a way to shed some light on the gloom, Mr. Spock!" Kirk
"And above it all, Love Is The Ritual..."
"And after a while, you can work on points for style" -Pink Floyd
"And after all we're only ordinary men..."
"And after the spanking, the oral sex!"  -Dingo
"And all of this is going to happen in the next few days." Bashir
"And all that is now, and all that is gone, and all that's to come."
"And all that you buy, beg, borrow or steal" -Floyd
"And all the children are above average in our system." - OBE advocate
"And all the people that come and go, stop and say "hello"." - Beatles
"And all these wonders were destroyed to create Lucifer?"
"And all this science, I don't understand." -- Elton John
"And all we've got to say to you is goodbye" -Pink Floyd
"And all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be" -Floyd
"And all your money won't another minute buy!"
"And any fool knows a dog needs a homea shelter from pigs on the wing"
"And as I slowly drift to sleep, for a moment dreams are sacred..."
"And as a consequence, he will die... laughing."
"And as long as I command, there will be order." Kirk
"And as long as you're here Pooh," said Christopher Robin, "I'll always be
"And as the fear grows, the bad blood slows and turns to stone"
"And as the tear drops rise to meet the comfort of the band...." -Floyd
"And as we wind on down the road, our shadows taller than our soul..."
"And bad editing in their wake" -- Crow T. Robot
"And balanced on the biggest wave, you race towards an early grave"
"And be Wesley Crusher's roommate."--Picard
"And before I got to third grade, I could retire."  - Calvin
"And believe me, my admiration for you hasn't died!"
"And besides, your pulse cannons RUINED my bunny slippers!" - Hulk
"And best of allno worries!" -- Timon
"And best regards to Captain Dunsel." -Admiral in TOS:TUC
"And binding with briars, my joys and desires."  Garden of Love
"And brother, do they have a lot of will!" -- McCoy
"And by the way, Jean-Luc.  Captain Picard day?" -- Blackwell
"And captains always push themselves too hard." - Beverly
"And conquer it you will!"   Rex Harrison   "My Fair Lady"
"And conquer it, you will."    Rex Harrison
"And cover the nipples!" -- Mike Nelson
"And cut!  That's wrap!" -- Ed Wood
"And darkness was upon the face of the deep." -- Genesis 1:2
"And dat bay is not green," Tom discovered.
"And dealing in death is the nature of the beast" -Pink Floyd
"And did I mention 'Appreciate'?" - Caveman to family
"And did they get you to trade your heros for ghosts?" -Floyd
"And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?" -Floyd
"And did you see that it wasn't only me you were running from..." -Floyd
"And do you feel abused?" -Floyd
"And don't call me Samuel..." -- Sam Beckett
"And don't call me `Chum'." -- Richard Sloat
"And don't dub with your mouth full." -- Tom Servo
"And don't forget to turn me off when you leave." The Doctor
"And don't get the phone all sweaty!" -- Col. Potter to Maj. Burns
"And don't give me that 'What, little old us?' look." Keeler
"And don't let any predators in the house." - Fran on babysitting
"And don't pretend that hurt. Superman." Lois to Clark
"And don't talk to the audience!"
"And don't think any more.  I do the thinking around here." - Sark
"And drink the milk of paradise "  Xanadu
"And enjoy my stay, to traveler! Welcome your"
"And even if that were true, I'm not going to abandon you." Odo
"And even now part of me flies over Dresden at angels one five"
"And every cloud has a silver lining" -- Methos
"And every day the paper boy brings more" -Floyd
"And everything I had to know, I heard it on my radio..."
"And everything under the sun is in tune...." -Floyd
"And fairy stories held me high on clouds of sunlight floating by"
"And for desert, a bombe surprise." - Mr. Wint (Diamonds Are Forever)
"And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors."
"And frankly, I think the galaxy owes me one." -- Kirk
"And from its sheath she drew the two-handed sword." We're in trouble.
"And from these specifics, what conclusion can you extrapolate?" - Troi
"And garnished with lark's vomit."
"And get these tribbles off the bridge." -- Kirk
"And get these tribbles outta my lab!"-Jim Kirk, Sysadmin
"And give the other blade a jagged edge." Worf
"And go round and round and round in the Circle Game"
"And have you lived here all your life ?" - "Not yet."
"And he felt fear touch him again with its light moth winds."
"And he had the indecientcy to start dying on his own!" - G'Kar.
"And he has failed a true warrior, the Angel..For she displayed heart"
"And he has the indecency to start dying on his OWN?!"--G'Kar
"And he liked to say the F-word, for some reason." Forrest Gump
"And he talks to the river of lost love and dedication" -Floyd
"And he went..wherever I did go."
"And he'll come creepsy and tricksy and catch us!" - Gollum
"And her cold eyes fixed me to my dark history" - Waters
"And here I guess I'm just a Trill-seeker."--O'Brien
"And here I stand, with this sword in my hand..." -- Tori Amos
"And here is the final score:  Pigs 9  British Bipeds 4."
"And here's *my* little secret: *I*...killed,,,Mufasa!" - Scar
"And here, Stinger missles behind the headlights." Q (Golden Eye)
"And his face became spotty..." -from Life of Brian
"And his father shall be courageous and wise .. give me the Whiteout."
"And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged..."
"And his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off.."
"And his number is six hundred, threescore, and six."
"And how do we begin to envy?" -- Hannibal Lecter
"And how is 'education' supposed to make me smarter?" - Homer Simpson
"And if I die today I'll be the happy phantom..." -- Tori Amos
"And if I died today, I'd be the Happy Phantom" - Tori Amos
"And if I perish, I perish." -- Esther 4:16
"And if I see a light, should I believe?  Tell me how will I know?"
"And if I show you my dark side, will you still hold me tonight?" -Floyd
"And if I were a good man, I'd talk with you" -Floyd
"And if I'm in I'll tell you what's behind the wall" -Floyd
"And if all else fails, just yell again, Doctor." - Sisko
"And if anyone asks, I never gave that to you." - Adrian Paul
"And if he signs me then I'll be a law!"
"And if it doesn't, he'll die." Doctor
"And if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon." - Scotty
"And if that happens, how is going to affect the future?" Bashir
"And if that sounds like a threat, it is." - Ben Sisko
"And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes..." -Floyd
"And if there's one thing I know, it's that Quark is hard to ignore."
"And if you don't mind we'll break a bottle of wine" -Pink Floyd
"And if you had what other men had, I wouldn't need batteries anymore.
"And if you want to stay for a little bit...." -Floyd
"And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too..." -Pink Floyd
"And in other news today, Voltron got totally served."
"And in the darkness bind them." -- Mike Nelson
"And in the darkness bind them." -- Mike Nelson
"And in the darkness bind them..."
"And in the end it's only round and round.... and round" -Pink Floyd
"And in the end you'll pack up and fly down south" -Floyd
"And in the end, the burning was very great." - The Stand
"And in the meantime shut up and let's get on with this parade."
"And in the mists there she rides..." -- Tori Amos
"And in the shadow she crawls, clutching her faded photograph."
"And in this cartoony we're invading your TV!" -- Tiny Toons
"And introducing Gunter Gable Williams!" -- Joel Robinson
"And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind..." -- Pumba
"And it is *Worf*, madame, not `*Woof*'!" -- Worf
"And it is WORF, madam, not 'WOOF!" - Worf to Lwaxana
"And it is Worf, madam, not Woof."  -Worf
"And it is pursuing us." Spock on doomsday machine
"And it just makes me wonder--why so many lose and so few win."
"And it seems to you the thing to do would be to isolate the winner"
"And it was the happiest time in my life." Forrest Gump
"And it's 'WORF', not 'Woof'". * Worf
"And it's all because the Emissary used a sword of stars." -- Kira
"And it's been here, silent all these years." -- Tori Amos
"And it's gone! That head is heading non-stop to Hawaii!" - The Mask
"And it's good to see you, and get the opportunity to tag you." 'Talba
"And it's high time.... Cymbaline!" -Floyd
"And it's keen!  Living in Deep 13!"
"And it's too late to lose the weight you used to need to throw around"
"And just for a second I thought I saw this..." -- Winters
"And just like that, my runnin' days were over." -- Forrest Gump
"And just like that, she was gone, out of my life again."
"And just like that, she was gone." -- Forrest Gump
"And just so you know: I'd trust Hobbes with my life." - Blair
"And just what the bloody nass is going on here?" -- Shvaugn
"And let you gobble me up?  I don't think so." - Odo
"And let your best be for your friend." -- Gibran
"And like a good neighbor, Gamera is there"
"And like all imperfect devils, he had been cast out." - The Stand
"And lose a few," Tom said winsomely.
"And lose a few," said Tom winsomely. -Edward J O'Brien
"And mani interesting furry animals."
"And maniacs don't blow holes in bandsmen by remote control" -Pink Floyd
"And may I say, jud...." "Wambaugh, shut up & sit down!"
"And may whatever god you believe in, have mercy on your soul."
"And my heart is sick of being in chains."
"And my heart is sick of being in chains." -- Tori Amos
"And next the room was filled with wild and angry men."
"And night after night we pretend it's all right."
"And nighty-night Wakko's underwear!" - Yakko Warner
"And nighty-night Wakko's underwear!"--Yakko
"And no man has ever tried to look up a woman's nostril." (Jerry)
"And no matter how we try, none of us die forever!" - Jean
"And no more underground railroad." Sheridan
"And no one sings me lullabies, and no one makes me close my eyes."
"And no one survived from the Royal Fusiliers Company C" -Floyd
"And note I did stop in the doorway, and am not cowering."
"And nothing else matters..." -Metallica
"And nothing is very much fun, anymore."
"And now I give you 'The Eternal Struggle.'" Bart Simpson
"And now I have to strangle Frank..." -- Dr. Forrester
"And now I'm worried." - Washuu
"And now another boring twenty minute scene." -- Tom Servo
"And now back to more boring scenes." -- Crow T. Robot
"And now for another...&lt;CRASH&gt;...Useless Fact."
"And now for another...Useless Fact."
"And now for something completely different." -- Monty Python
"And now for something completely different: a man with three buttocks."
"And now for something completely the same.."
"And now for something more completely different.."
"And now for ten seconds of sex  okay, you can stop now."
"And now for the moment no one has been waiting for..." -- Hawkeye
"And now for this week's request death."
"And now from the world of novel writing"
"And now here's 'Another Cornball Skit to Grow On...'"-ALF
"And now it's time to learn about Science." - Ask Mister Lizard
"And now its time for the penguin on top of your TV to explode"
"And now the mighty have fallen."--Guinan
"And now the penguin on top of your television set will explode."
"And now the punch-line."
"And now the rue in his heart was joined by stealthy fear." - DT II
"And now there came both mist and snow, And it grew wondrous cold;..."
"And now young.......You will die." - The Emperor
"And now, @LN@, we will discuss the location of the Rebel base."
"And now, I would like to conclude this arrest, with an hymn."
"And now, Notlob - er, Bolton!"
"And now, Radio Four will explode."
"And now, a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose."
"And now, an even bigger disaster: a show called Animaniacs." - Yakko
"And now, black rubber." Chase "Try firemen; less to take off." Batman
"And now, here are some more Things Not To Do With Your MailPacket."
"And now, please welcome my assistant... Pinky!"
"And now, the Crazy Old Man Singers"
"And now, the Red-Hot-Poker-In-The-Eye-Cam!!" - Stay Tuned
"And now, the cherry fondue. Now, this is extremely nasty."
"And now, the end is near..." -- Elvis Presley
"And now, the sound of John Denver being strangled"
"And now, young Skywalker, you will die." -- Emperor Palpatine
"And now, young Skywalker...you will die...."
"And now.. a man with three buttocks."
"And now.. a man with three noses."
"And now... Number one...The larch..."
"And now... The horse chestnut."
"And now?" Bashir  "Now I don't. Hate you." O'Brien
"And nowNumber one...The larch..."
"And on that day Satan will be skating to work.
"And on the highway a fire starts, diesel engines & broken hearts..."
"And on the seventh day He took an aspirin."
"And out here, we can use all the friends we can get." Janeway
"And payment is often expensive." Sarek
"And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space."
"And remember - I'm not just a client, I'm the president!"
"And remember, Yakko spelled backwards is Okkay." - Yakko
"And remember, Yakko spelled backwards is `okkay'."
"And remember, one to a customer." Neelix
"And remember...when you touch yourself, the Saints cry."
"And rememberit's our little secret." -- Scar
"And remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here."
"And saying, Repent ye: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand."
"And second...close this door." Kirk
"And shall we have children?"  "What do you mean "we?""
"And sharpen those planes!" -- Tom Servo
"And she doesn't need a reason, she just hears a calling to the wild!"
"And she says it's natural, I feel I've come of age..."
"And she was--?" - Chafin
"And she's buying a stairway to heaven..."
"And shun the frumious bandersnatch."
"And silence that speaks much louder than words of promises broken"
"And silent replies that swirl invitation..." Pink Floyd
"And sit up straight!" - Mrs. Flamiel (Animaniacs)
"And sleep to dream till day of the truth that gold can never buy" Poe
"And slowly but surely they drew their plans against us."
"And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry" -Pink Floyd
"And so God said, 'E=mv+2P/r' and there was popcorn!"
"And so I thought to myself..."  but who else can you think to?
"And so I tried to look Human." Human Torres
"And so castles made of sand, slips into the sea...eventually."
"And so it begins.  You have forgotten something." - Kosh.
"And so the King is once again my guest!  Was Herod unimpressed?"
"And so they decided to eat the children." -- Crow T. Robot
"And so with vorpal sword in hand"
"And so, it begins." - Kosh
"And so, it seend that fortune had smiled on Brad & Janet."
"And somebody should be told, my libido hasn't been controlled."-Rocky
"And soon the day would burn." - The Stand
"And still insists he sees the ghosts."
"And still the ceaseless murmuring...." -Pink Floyd
"And stop that nutty horn section." -- Crow T. Robot
"And strung out behind us the banners and flags ...." -Pink Floyd
"And suddenly her brown hands were full of thunder." - DT II
"And sufficiently advanced magick is indistinguishable from technology
"And take those phasers off stun, Chief - no more Mr. Nice Guy."
"And that asteroid will be 4 hours behind us all the way." McCoy
"And that descision plunged them into 40 years of civil war."  Picard
"And that seemed to hold him for about a half an hour." - G. Carlin
"And that's Kitty*woman* to you, gringo." - Catwoman
"And that's Quickling, Hermit, Blaze, Minmei.." Red Wizard at RWC Meet 2
"And that's Worf Madam, not Woof!"  Worf
"And that's all I have to say about that."  Forrest Gump
"And that's when he fired me." - Monica, Dinosaurs
"And that's why `The Plague' is my favorite book." -- Crow
"And that, my leige, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped."
"And the BBS'er saw that he was without a tagline, and was ashamed..."
"And the Boy Wonder will save us!" - Dot Warner
"And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground."
"And the Lord God planted a garden eastward in Eden."
"And the Lord set a mark upon Cain." -- Genesis 4:15
"And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters."
"And the Tower is closer." - Stephen King, December 1st, 1986
"And the Trekkies glivvered in the cocoanuts!" --Vogon Filk
"And the Universe will explode later for your pleasure." -- Max Q
"And the answer will tell you the answer. (Duh!)" - Louis Sachar
"And the aptly named Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film."
"And the boredom of an accordianist." -- Crow T. Robot
"And the bruises... my God, the bruises..." - Anonymous
"And the bug-eyed monster?"  "Is green, yes."
"And the bug-eyed monster?" -- Arthur   "Is green, yes." -- Ford
"And the cause of the damage Ambassador?" ... "Shadow boxing!"
"And the dancer?" --Garibaldi  "I married her." --Londo
"And the dancer?" Garibaldi  "I married her." G'Kar
"And the devil in a black dress watches over..." - Sisters of Mercy
"And the doctor's in here every other day, crying into his synthale."
"And the eagle flies in clear blue skys" -Floyd
"And the earth was without form, and void." -- Genesis 1:2
"And the entire Gotham City council..." -- Tom Servo
"And the evening and the morning were the first day." -- Gen. 1:5
"And the finest one she's got:  The Great American Melting Pot!"
"And the forests will echo with laughter...." -Zep
"And the general sat and the lines on the map moved from side to side"
"And the girls wanna dance, the boys wanna fight..."
"And the green grass grew all around and around..."
"And the green grass grew all around and the green grass grew around..."
"And the hangman in hangin', if I autograph the noose..."
"And the incredible Frog-boy is on the loose again..." - Weird Al
"And the mage draws her two handed sword."   "We're in trouble."
"And the meek'll inherit what they damn well please..." - SoM
"And the men who hold high places must be the ones to st
"And the men who hold high places must be the ones to start..." -Rush
"And the number of the counting shall be three."
"And the paper's want to know whose shirts you wear..."
"And the people did feast upon the lambs, and stoats.."
"And the rum is for all your good vices."
"And the score is Love-Love" -- Crow T. Robot
"And the shadows... my God, the shadows..." -- The Crow
"And the silver in her hair shines in the cold November air..." -Floyd
"And the stars are still there, Bones." Kirk
"And the temple of love grows old and strong..." - Sisters of Mercy
"And the temple of love is falling down." - Sisters of Mercy
"And the trees are all kept equal"
"And the very whipped John Forsythe..." -- Dr. Forrester
"And the word is spreading.  Only now." Kirk
"And then Craig Marion, get out wi' ye Claymore out" -Floyd
"And then I say, 'Hellooo Nurse!' What for?" -- Slappy
"And then Lancelot, Robin and I will jump out of the Rabbit."
"And then Lore came around." Riker
"And then he threw a freaking chimney at us!"  George the Ninja (Tick)
"And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight"
"And then one day you find ten years have got behind you" -Floyd
"And then she pours me a damn cup of coffee." -- BJ
"And then the DEVIL came to me, trying to force me to copy LOTUS!"
"And then the Dwarven Bikini Team arrived"  Cut!  Cut!  STOP!
"And then there was nothing but darkness, and he smiled" -Joe-
"And then there's or.  O R."
"And then there's you.  The Emissary." -- Kira
"And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water" -Floyd
"And then you turn the corner," as the DM chuckles
"And then you turn the corner..."  And the DM starts chuckling...
"And then, of course, release the vultures."
"And then, she was there." Forrest Gump on Jenny
"And then, the animator suffered a hear attack!"
"And there is a universe to be taken." Kor
"And there shall in that time be rumours of things going astray."
"And there was much rejoicing."
"And there was much rejoicing." "Yay. Yay."
"And there was much rejoicing." &lt;cheer&gt; &lt;cheer&gt;
"And there were these two girls in a chorus line..." McCoy
"And there you have it "
"And there's no evidence of an EPS explosion." Riker
"And there's the Hey Mother Ship!" - a What Alien
"And there, apprentice, is the difference between classroom and field."
"And these are my coveted Silver Sow Awards." - Les Nesman
"And they call the wind MARIAH." -West Side Story
"And they called *me* an actor!" -- Reagan
"And they can appear to themselves every day on closed circuit T.V."
"And they harvested the charcoal briquets." -- Crow T. Robot
"And they said imitation diamond wasn't good enough!" -Dr. Fred
"And they shall share your most precious dream." -- Coda
"And they shall take up refrigerated serpents" --Mk.16:18 (revision)
"And they were frightened, and called him the most wild thing of all."
"And they weren't exactly thrilled to see you on Brax."  Vash
"And they'll crush us if we go too far..."
"And they'll hurt you when they find they're wrong!"
"And they're working perfectly, if I may say so myself." Doctor
"And third, I have an excellent disguise." Garibaldi
"And this home improvement loan is for......?"   "A divorce lawyer."
"And this is for MY good?" Leila Kalomi
"And this is the machine that goes ping!"
"And this is what you do for fun?!" Guinan
"And this one here is the Eight of Chris Lemon..." -- TV's Frank
"And this promises to be an interesting trip." -- Garek
"And this station is their nest in the sky." - Yarka
"And this time. Let's get it right." Picard
"And this, Wesley, is an airlock  Care to step in?"
"And this, Wesley, is an airlock."
"And those are the days worth living." Keeler
"And thus we are all connected in the great Circle of Life."
"And thus, synchronized swimming was invented." -- Mike Nelson
"And to my cat Mittens I leave my entire, vast...BOOT TO THE HEAD!!"
"And to my cat Mittens, I leave my entirevastBOOT T\SLMR\TAGLIN
"And to the flower a bee is a messenger of love..." -- Gibran
"And to think I hesitated..." -- Dr. Chennard
"And to think I swallowed that lie hook, line and sinker!" Tom gulped.
"And to think, all this time all I had to do was ask." - NegaDuck
"And tonight's power ball number is... 509!" -- Mike Nelson
"And try not to kill anyone this time." -- Joel Robinson
"And wars more evil, ere all wars cease." -- Chesterson
"And watching for pigs on the wing" -Pink Floyd
"And we drop like the fruits of the tree"   Meredith
"And we drown in the wake of our power" - Amy Grant
"And we get the android version of Norman Bates!" * Rimmer
"And we have some damn good fights." -- Sisko
"And we heard him exclaim/As he started to roam/ -Bob Violence/Chaykin
"And we may never know. Resume." -- Picard
"And we were sufferin', until Suffrage!"
"And we'll bask in the shadow of yesterday's triumph"
"And we'll go right down their throat, if necessary." Scott
"And we'll have fun, fun, fun... what?  A moderator?  Never mind."
"And we'll pay all his bills &gt;for life&lt;." Psi Cop
"And we'll poison the pigeons in the park!" - Tom Lehrer
"And we're movin' at the speed of life, yeah!"
"And we're way too smart to care who we offend ..." - Dinosaurs
"And what *is* the most popular cheese 'round hyah?"
"And what about Scarecrow's brain?!"
"And what about the boots?"--Doc Mora
"And what about this business of death? I DON'T LIKE IT!" - Binkley
"And what charming underclothes you both have..."
"And what do we burn apart from witches?"   "*More* witches!"
"And what do we replicate after Danny? MORE Dannys!"--Dex
"And what do you burn apart from witches?"
"And what exactly do you think brass knuckles do?"
"And what exactly is a dream?   And what exactly is a joke?" -Floyd
"And what have they ever given us in return?"   "The aqueduct?"
"And what if I refuse?" "Nothing will happen to you.... ever."
"And what if there is no Hell? Or they don't want us there?" - Lestat
"And what is fear of need but need itself?" -- Gibran
"And what is it you want to do?"  "I want to go to war." - Eddie
"And what is that word?" Kirk  "Please." Norman
"And what is your name, Mr. .44?" - The Crow
"And what is your name?"    "I go to church regularly."
"And what the hell was I talking about?" - Talyn
"And what was it last time?  Didn't know what the box was?" -- Nailnose
"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son. "Diet."
"And what's more, I agree with everything I just said." P. Koornhoff
"And what's more, I don't *give* a rat's ass." - Butt-Head
"And when all is over and we return to dust..."
"And when fate summons monarchs must obey;"
"And when the band you're in starts playing different tunes..."
"And when the fight was over, we spent what they had made" -Floyd
"And when you add them, they magically become one new #" * Calvin
"And when you add them, they magically become one new number."
"And when you find the rod, eat it." Garak
"And when you loose control, you'll reap the harvest you have sown"
"And when you're done, go shoot yourself." - T. Goodchild, AEON FLUX
"And when your head changed, it most always changed forever."
"And where is the Batman?" - The Joker
"And where you see an Emissary, I see a Starfleet officer." - Sisko
"And where's my only cigarette..."
"And who art thou, Sir, decked out in thy cast-iron tuxedo?"
"And who had personally wet himself at the Battle Of Badon Hill."
"And who really knows what the Inconnu think." -- Ty, Giovanni
"And who'll deny it's what the fighting's all about?" -Pink Floyd
"And who's the fool who wears the crown?" -Floyd
"And who's this 'WE' that's going to stop me, little girl?"
"And why shouldn't they? They're so inconvenient!" - Q
"And with glasses high, we raised a cry, for freedom had arrived"
"And women were called girls!" -- Joel Robinson
"And ye shall tax thy populace as oft as ye want..." - Liberal Bible
"And ye shall throw money at the problem" -- Liberals 19:3
"And yesterday I saw you kissing tiny flowers" -Zep
"And yesterday the planet seemed to be going so well..."
"And yet we do keep finding each other, don't we?" -- Nailnose
"And yet...somehow...life goes on." - Calvin's father
"And you [butthole], you're lucky to be here!" - from Top Gun
"And you act like *I'm* the jerk!" -- Dr. Forrester
"And you all thought I was harmless. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA...."
"And you are the angel of death, and I am the dead man's son" -Floyd
"And you believe at heart, everyone's a killer" -Floyd
"And you call yourself a history teacher." - Dax
"And you can stop goose-stepping around the house!" -Calvin's Mom
"And you can't confuse Rimmer with a book; a book's got a spine
"And you don't *have* to fill the sample jar...;)"
"And you got the gall to make love to that girl!" Kirk
"And you happen to have several to choose from?" -- Kim
"And you have, it was wonderful.  Thank you, now good bye!"  Vash
"And you know there won't be any happy endings..."
"And you said it was pretty here" - C3P0
"And you should have been more careful shaving!" Amanda to Kalas
"And you stay away from Death Mountain!"  "But all my stuff is there!"
"And you think I can trust them?" Sheridan  "Yes." Frost
"And you think our parts might mesh, Chief?" - Blair
"And you want to be as stupid as them?" - Lore
"And you want to be my latex salesman." (Jerry)
"And you were doing so well." Doctor
"And you'll find every red corpuscle drained from them." Kirk
"And you're safe, my little green friend." - Roberta Lincoln
"And you, Captain, which world do you prefer?" Claudius
"And you, Captain?" Menendez  "Guilty. As charged." Kirk
"And you... you're Garou.  You're a werewolf." -- Lord Albrecht
"And your body is the harp of your soul..." -- Gibran
"And your breasts?  UhI mean your occupation?" -- Tom Servo
"And your thinking of buying this second shed to write in?"
"And youyou're Garou.  You're a werewolf." -- Lord Albrecht
"And, Brother, do they have a lot of will!" McCoy on tribbles
"And, Captain, you may find this a bit distressing." Spock
"And, Egad, your head looks like a really clean carrot!"  -Pinky
"And, I am NOT intoxicated...YET!" -McClintock
"And, boy, does it catch fish!" -- Joel Robinson
"And, ere it vanishes/Over the margin/After it, follow it" -Tennyson
"And, last but not least, my favorite... a tommy gun!" -- The Mask
"And, last but not least, my favorite...A TOMMY GUN!" - S. Ipkiss
"And, last but not least, my favoritea tommy gun!" -- The Mask
"And, of coarse, women can't grow beards." - Beverly
"And, well, that's about all the kinds 'a shrimp" -- Bubba
"Andy Warhol, won't you please come home?"  --Paul Simon
"Angel I hear you! Speak, I listen.  Stay by my side, guide me!"
"Angel in my armour, actress in my role."  -Rush
"Angel of Music, guide and guardian..grant to me your glory!"
"Angel of Music, hide no longer, secret and strange angel!"
"Angel, my soul was weak; forgive me! Enter at last, master!"
"Angels and ministers of grace defend us!" - Shakespeare
"Angels and ministers of grace defend us." - McCoy
"Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly." -G. K. Chesterton
"Anger feeds the flame." Sybo
"Anger got bare knuckles, anger play the fool" -RUSH
"Anger is a kind of temporary madness." -- St. Basil
"Anger is a relative state, sir." - Spock
"Anger" is just one letter short of danger.
"Anger...fear...aggression.  The dark side of the Force are they."
"Angry men don't write the rules, and guns don't right the wrongs."
"Animal Scents" - by Farrah Mones
"Animals have no rights."  :  Rush Limbaugh
"Animals... God's first blunder." -- Nietzsche
"Animaney, totally insaney, Miss Helany, An-i-man-i-acs!"
"Animaney, totally insaney, Pinky and Brainey, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Chicken Chow Meiny, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Citizen Kaney, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Cockamamey, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Come back Shaney, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Dana Delany, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Eisenhower Mamie, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Here's the Show's namey, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, How urbaney, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Miscellaney, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Pinky and the Brainy, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Shirley MacLainey, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, The Rain in Spainy, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Where's Lon Chaney?  Animaniacs!"
"Anion emmisions are harmless." Data
"Ankle try sound, reset gleaming?" - O'Brien ("Babel")
"Ankle, try sound, reset gleaming."  O'Brien to Kira
"Ann Jillian is not a real blonde?" -- Tom Servo
"Ann Landers told me to..." -- Mike Nelson
"Ann Margaret can raise a few welts on me *anytime*." -- Crow
"Ann Margaret in The Woody Gutherie Story." -- Crow T. Robot
"Ann's my sister", said Andy raggedly. - John Foster
"Anna might still be alive." Sheridan
"Anna"      - Grandmother of God.
"Anna, if you tell me to bend like the willow, I'll throw up."
"Anna.  We *are* going to get out of here." Picard
"Anna. Are there other people on this planet?" Picard
"Annie, hold a little tighter dear i might just slip away"
"Annoying in *any* dimension" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ano ko, yurusanai!" - Eniru, Gundam X, Ep 5
"Anonymous FTP" is UNIX terminology for "leech access."
"Anonymous FTP" is a software leech's wet dream.
"Anonymous FTP" is a software leech's wet dream.
"Another 7 days has gone by," mused Tom weakly.
"Another 7 days has gone by," mused Tom weakly.
"Another Aardvark bites the dust."
"Another Armenia, Belgium." - Kirk
"Another Bermuda Triangle?" Scully
"Another Buddhist protesting the helmet law." -- Joel Robinson
"Another Charlie Sheen fantasy session" -- Crow T. Robot
"Another Hollywood pretty-boy..." -- Mike Nelson
"Another bad guy with his hair pulled into a ponytail."
"Another bucket for monsieur ..*BARF!*.. and perhaps a hose."
"Another car tried to occupy the same spacetime as mine."
"Another casualty of applied metaphysics."  - - Hobbes
"Another casualty of the seduction of art."  - - Hobbes
"Another classic walk-across-the-livingroom scene" -- Crow
"Another classic walking scene, this time *uphill*!" -- Crow
"Another costumed maniac - what's happening here?!"
"Another day in the R.O.K." -- Radar
"Another day of wine and roses - or in your case, beer and pizza."
"Another day, another mind-boggling adventure." -Calvin&Hobbes
"Another dream that failed.  There's nothing sadder."   -Kirk
"Another genius thwarted by an incapable assistant." -Calvin&Hobbes
"Another great Roger Corman walking scene." -- Tom Servo
"Another great idea from the man who brought you Beer Milkshakes!"
"Another gruesome kill!"  - Calvin
"Another minute and we would have had them." Crusher
"Another pass.  I want to get that woman." - Diana, "V"
"Another plate of steamers all around!" Tom clamored.
"Another red shirt's dead?  That makes six this week!"
"Another roach attack?" - Scully to Mulder (War of the Coprophages)
"Another round, Mr. Descartes?" "I think not," said Descartes, and disappeared.
"Another round?" Guinan  "Please." Data
"Another senseless drive-by filming." -- Mike Nelson
"Another senseless fly-by shooting" -- Crow T. Robot
"Another sheep following blindly behind his woman"
"Another shower, Dad?" "Yeah, 10 more oughtta do it."
"Another slice, anyone?" - Frank N. Furter
"Another slice, anyone?" Frank
"Another soul among the living." -- Mulcahy
"Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone."  -Pyrrhus
"Another time, MacCleod." - The Kurgan
"Another tin can with an attitude..." - Wolverine
"Another trenchant comment by a jealous lesser intellect" - Calvin
"Another work week begins", Tom said mundanely.
"Answer me, Quark. What are you so worried about?" Zek
"Answer not a fool according to his folly." -- Proverbs 26:4
"Answer the door"  "Hello door!"
"Anta bakaa!?" - Souryuu Asuka Langley, Evangelion
"Antenae?" Kirk  "They are my Ears of Vaal." Akuta
"Antibodies. ANTIBODIES!!" Kirk
"Antihistamine money -- it's not to be sneezed at!" -- Bullwinkle
"Antlers In The Treetops"  - By Hu Goosed Themoose
"Antlers in the Tree" by Whogoosed Themoose
"Antlers in the Treetops" - by Hugh Goos deMoos
"Antoine got a little hot under the collar." - The Joker
"Anvilania...Anvilania..."  "*That's* the National Anthem?" Animaniacs
"Anvilania...Anvilania..." "THAT'S the National Anthem?!" -Yakko & Dot
"AnvilaniaAnvilania"  "*That's* the National Anthem?"
"Anwendungs-Taste"? Is Microsoft trying to tell us something?
"Any Moderators here?"   &lt;&lt;BANG&gt;&gt;   "Any more?"
"Any Sysops here?"  &lt;&lt;BANG&gt;&gt;  "Any more?"
"Any advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Clarke
"Any antique dealer on Hudson street can tell you that."
"Any change?" Kirk  "Yes. For the worse." McCoy
"Any chicken crossing the road will be met with the deadliest of force
"Any competant officer can command this ship." Amanda
"Any damned fool can predict the past.  And most do." - Niven
"Any escape might help to smooth the unattractive truth..." -Rush
"Any final words, Mister Ghost Man?" - T-Bird
"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand & look stupid.
"Any help you could give us would be...helpful" -Monty Python
"Any ideas, T. Hewitt?" -- Tom Servo
"Any indications that the Narn were responsible?" - Sheridan
"Any issue worth debating is worth avoiding altogether."  - Fahnstock
"Any kinda touch I think is better than none even upside down" - T. Amos
"Any kinda touch, I think, is better than none." -- Tori Amos
"Any lawyers in here?" &lt;BLAM&gt; "Any more?"
"Any lesbians here?"  &lt;BANG&gt;  "Any more?"
"Any luck?" "Plenty, Major. Unfortunately, all of it bad."
"Any minute now, unspeakable horror." -- Tom Servo
"Any moment now." -- Rimmer
"Any other problems I can reassure you about?"
"Any place we can be together is Paradise." Chekov
"Any priest must be presumed guilty until proved innocent."  RAH
"Any priest or shaman must bepresumed guilty until proven inncocent."
"Any requests?" Riker  "'Nightbird.'" Troi
"Any resemblance to a real action sequence is purely coin
"Any revelations?" - Mulder to Scully after autopsy (Revelations)
"Any room for a poor pulpit-pounder?" -- Father Mulcahy
"Any signs of consciousness?" -Picard  "Not yet." -Beverly
"Any stigma is good enough to beat a dogma with." - Phillip Guedalla
"Any sufficiently advanced technology looks like magic" - A.C.Clarke
"Any time that you want me to."
"Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me..."
"Anybody can win, unless there is a second entry." - Lazarus Long
"Anybody got a peanut?"
"Anybody have anything more helpful?" Janeway
"Anybody hear any good jokes lately?"  -- Pee Wee Herman
"Anybody home?" Bashir
"Anybody know what happened to cambot?" -- Joel Robinson
"Anybody know what this cargo's doing here? - O'Brien
"Anybody seen Dodger? Seen Dodger? Seen Dodger?" - Garibaldi
"Anybody seen my stomach?" - Modo
"Anybody that hates kids and dogs can't be all bad." WC Fields
"Anybody want to see setting number two?" - Guinan
"Anybody who builds a house today is crazy."  Cary Grant
"Anybody who hates children and pets can't be all bad." H. L. Mencken
"Anybody who wants to get out of here, follow me!" O'Brien-2
"Anybody who writes a book and does it again is crazy." --G. Takei
"Anymore jell-o in the fridge, Odo?   Odo?   ODO?"
"Anyone can afford hate.  It costs you to love."  -John Willianson
"Anyone can be elected govenor. I'm proof of that." Joe Frank Harris
"Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm." - Publilius Syrus
"Anyone can join. You. Me. Him...if he put some clothes on!"
"Anyone can make history. Only a great man can write it." - Oscar Wilde
"Anyone can stop a man's life, but no one his death." -- Seneca
"Anyone care for a jellybaby?"
"Anyone for a refill?" (Let's see who's the lush now!)
"Anyone got a match"?   D.Koresch, Apr 93
"Anyone not singing will have a bottle of Fosters lobbed at his head."
"Anyone see a war around here?" Patton or Bill Gates
"Anyone who can see through a woman is missing a lot." - Heinlein
"Anyone who can see through a woman is missing a lot." - Lazarus Long
"Anyone who can't cope with math is not fully human." -- Heinlein
"Anyone who consider arithmetic means of producing random number is, of course,
"Anyone who needs psychiatry is sick in the head." -- Frank Burns
"Anyone...anyone...Bueller...Bueller...?"
"Anything awful makes me laugh.  I misbehaved once at a funeral."
"Anything but the whip!" "ANYthing?" ... "The whip!"
"Anything else?" Janeway  "I'm not sure." Doctor
"Anything for the love of words!" - Andromache
"Anything free is worth what you pay for it."  Heinlein
"Anything free is worth what you pay for it." - Lazarus Long
"Anything free is worth what you pay for it." -- Heinlein
"Anything he says you've got to take with a dose of salts." S. Goldwyn
"Anything is better than this crap!" -- Joel Robinson
"Anything is peaceful from 1350 feet" -Ferris Bueller
"Anything over .30 is gauche." -- Klinger, on .45 caliber earrings
"Anything that can go wrong, will." -- Murphy's Law
"Anything to please your Eminence." - Kren Blista-Vanee
"Anything too stupid to be said is sung." -- Voltaire
"Anything you people decide is fine with me." -- Col. Henry Blake
"Anything you say will be held against you..." "@N@!"
"Anything you say will be held against you..." "Dexter Fernandez!"
"Anything you say will be held against you..." "Michelle Pfeiffer!"
"Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem."
"Anything you'd like to do?"      "Yes.  Go into a coma."
"Anything's better than listening to an album by Olivia Newton-John."
"Anytime's the right time for waffles!" -- Joel Robinson
"Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean..." - Elton John
"Anyway, you could use my help."--Scully    "*Always*."--Mulder
"Anywhere I roamwhere I lay my hat is home." -Metallica
"Anywhere's a better place to be"...HC
"Apart from a few good friends, we don't take anything on faith."
"Apathy Error:  Don't bother striking any key".
"Apathy is infinitely more annoying than ignorance." D. Bennett
"Apathy is not the problem, it's the solution"
"Apes were invented because politicians were needed." -- Asimov
"Apollo was astonished, Dionysus thought me mad."
"Apollo's no god." Kirk
"Apology accepted, Captain @LN@." -- Vader
"Apology accepted, Captain Needa" &lt;thump&gt;
"Apology accepted, Captain Needa." - Vader
"Apology? Better check the temperature in Hell first!" -Sinclair
"Apology?"   "Better check the temperature in HELL first!"
"Apology?" "Better check the temperature in HELL first!" - Babylon 5
"Apology?" "Better check the temperature in HELL first!" - Sinclair
"Apology?" "Better check the temperature in HELL first!"--Babylon 5
"Apothecary, give me something to sweeten my imagination!"
"Apparently he had his own theories of eugenics." Spock on Kodos
"Apparently he's entering another cycle." Tuvok
"Apparently he's going to inherit the Earth."
"Apparently it was on the house." - Bashir
"Apparently it's worth a billion dollars!" - Yakko Warner
"Apparently, it's `The Indecision Decade'!!Wait, that's not it."
"Apparently,this is how Humans reproduce..."-Brain
"Apple I" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
"Apple" (C) 1767 By Sir Isaac Newton
"Apple" (c) 6024 b.c., Adam & Eve
"Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
"Apples don't grow on trees, you know." -- Frank Burns
"Appraise the Lord! Tax church property and income."
"Approach, bow, scrape, and state your business"
"Approaching the perimieter." Tuvok
"Approximately 3.14159265358979323846 . . ." - Spock
"April Fool!"  - By Sue Prize
"April fools!"  -Holly  "But it's not April!"  -Lister
"Aquanetta.  Snot is running down her nose." -- Tom Servo
"Aquarist": Spends $1000 to watch $20 worth of fish.
"Ar-YOU-ken!" "Bud Light?!? Why YES, I am Mr..Ken..."
"Aramaiti"  - Mother of the people made of clay.
"Arange to feed it." Crusher
"Arbeit Macht Frei" (work shall make you free...sign over Auschwitz)
"Archery Made Simple" - by Beau N. Arrow
"Archery"  - By Beau N. Arrow
"Are all your pets called Eric?"
"Are betazoid deliveries always this easy?" "Not according to my mother!
"Are either of you paleontologists?" "No, we're high scho
"Are either of you paleontologists?" "No, we're high school students."
"Are humans good to eat, Daddy?"
"Are males born disgusting?" - Charlene, Dinosaurs
"Are modern paintings worth stealing?" asked Tom abstractly.
"Are naked women intelligent?" -- Stanislaus Lec
"Are the blondes gone yet?"
"Are the other services as easy listening as the Air Force?"
"Are thee up for some plowing?" - Amish pickup line
"Are there any Christians here?" &lt;lightning from sky&gt; "Any more?"
"Are there any Christians here?" &lt;ribbet&gt; "Any more?"
"Are there any questions?" - S. Wright
"Are there any questions?" - s.w.
"Are there any questions?" -- Wright
"Are there any questions?" asked Tom wisely.
"Are there any side effects to these pills apart from bankruptcy?"
"Are there spots in a leopard's eyes, too?" - The Crow
"Are these credits supposed to imply that there was a crew?"
"Are they already." T'Jon  "Alligned?" Yar  "Right." T'Jon
"Are they clinging to their crosses?" -- Chesterton
"Are they crazy? That's practically on top of us!" Ivanova
"Are they dead?"   "Does it matter?"
"Are they dead?" - Pugsley  "Does it matter?" - Wednesday
"Are they enemies, Captain?" Flavius Maximus
"Are they made from real Girl Scouts?" - Wednesday Addams
"Are they playing overtime? You must be absolutely exhausted."
"Are they talking about sex?"  Mike - "Yes."
"Are they using stunt men, now?" -- Tom Servo
"Are those Valerian canapes?" -- Admiral Nogachev
"Are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?"
"Are those curtains Venetian?" Orville asked blindly
"Are those curtains Venetian?" the lady asked blindly
"Are those the Oak Ridge Boys?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Are those voices in your head or mine?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Are unconscious human usually used for seating purposes?
"Are we THERE yet?"--Harry Kim
"Are we abandoning the rescue attempt?" Chakotay
"Are we at war with the Ferengi yet?" -- Deanna
"Are we awful fast or was that a jump cut?" - Crow T. Robot
"Are we beginning to see the possibilities here?"
"Are we being *pun*ished?" Wakko  "Yes." Yakko and Dot
"Are we being punished?" - Wakko Warner
"Are we being punished?" -- Wakko
"Are we children?" &lt;WHACK&gt; - Pinky
"Are we clear?"  "No.  We're opaque."
"Are we clear?"  Teacher   "No, we're opaque."  Yakko Warner
"Are we clear?" - Mrs. Flamiel  "No, we're opaque!" - Yakko
"Are we clear?" - Teacher    "No, we're opaque." - Yakko Warner
"Are we clinging tenatiously to my buttocks?"- Powdered Toast Man
"Are we dead yet?"  "No."  "But you promised!!" - Dinosaurs
"Are we dead?" (Dot)  "...or is this Ohio?" (Yakko)
"Are we dead?" - "Feels like heaven to me." -- Hawkeye
"Are we dead?" - Dot     "Or is this Ohio?" - Yakko
"Are we far enough Off-Topic to get jumped on, yet?"
"Are we friends?  Then don't insult our friendship." -- Maurice
"Are we good?!" - Geordi
"Are we just toys to you?" - Sheridan to Kosh
"Are we live?  YEAH!!!" - Penn Jilette
"Are we on a date?" -- Dr. Forrester
"Are we so arrogant to really think we can damage the planet?" -- Carlin
"Are we supposed to charge him with assaulting a cellular phone?"-DS
"Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?"
"Are you Children of the Son?" Septimus
"Are you Kodos?" Kirk to Kardian
"Are you Mary, Queen of Scots?"
"Are you SURE that's my Companion?" - Newly Chosen Herald
"Are you _sure_ you have a Holy Orb?"    "Oh yes it's _very_ nice!"
"Are you a Klingon or is that a turtle on your head?"
"Are you a critic or a wife?"    William Holden
"Are you a daring young man in a jaunty jalopy?" -- Crow
"Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?"
"Are you a pooftah?"
"Are you a rotten liar!" - The Princess Bride
"Are you a woman this week, Daddy?" -- Chelsy Bakula (age 6)
"Are you accusing my son of being a thief?" -- Rom
"Are you afraid of the Captain too?" - Wesley
"Are you after MY pervert award or what?" - Lummox
"Are you aiding the Body or are you destroying It?" Spock
"Are you aiming for these people?" Zeus "No; maybe that mime." McClane
"Are you all drunk?" -- Nurse Baker to Hawk, Radar, and BJ
"Are you all right, Lieutenant?" - Data to Barklay
"Are you all right?" Kes  "Me?" Doctor
"Are you all right?" Rom
"Are you alright?" - Kira   "Learning a new trade." - Bashir
"Are you asking me for something, Jean-Luc?" Q
"Are you blind?  It's raining blood!  But I digress." - The Crow
"Are you checking up on your Chief Engineer?" Chakotay
"Are you considering theft, Captain?" Spock
"Are you crazy?  Get that junk heap out of here!" -Roy Fokker
"Are you daft?!" Scott to La Forge
"Are you dead inside, McLeod?" - Annie Devlin
"Are you doctors?" - "Only when the moon is full." -- Hawkeye
"Are you done with the helpful hints?"--Austin  "No."--Geiger
"Are you expected?" Zack Allen  "No, dreaded." Gueniviere Cory
"Are you feeling sick or something?" --Lunk
"Are you following me, sir?" Keeler  "With ulterior motives." Kirk
"Are you following this, Herb?" -- Don the Penguin
"Are you free, Mr Garak?"     "I'm freeee, Captain Peacock!"
"Are you going to knock it off?" -- Frank to Hawkeye
"Are you going to spring us?"  "I have no idea."
"Are you going to tell Hammond the kids are missing?" "No. You are."
"Are you gonna eat that?" Tom asked hungrily.
"Are you gonna hit me?" -- TV's Frank
"Are you gonna let me ride that donkey?" Orville assed. (boo hiss)
"Are you gonna take me home tonight?"
"Are you here to work or to play?" -- Riker
"Are you homosexual?" Tom queried gaily.
"Are you hungry?" Eline
"Are you hungry?" Eline
"Are you hunting or hunted?" MacLeod
"Are you hurt bad?"  "Ever hear of anybody hurt GOOD?"
"Are you in pain?" Sunan  "It's...nothing." Klingon Torres
"Are you injured?" - Data  "Only my pride." - Crusher
"Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?"
"Are you just walking... or hunting?" -- Duncan MacLeod
"Are you kidding?  I'm the camp cramp champ." -- Hawkeye
"Are you late for today, or just early for tomorrow."
"Are you looking for an excuse to stop her, or an excuse not to?"
"Are you making some kind of threat, Vedek?" - Sisko
"Are you man enough to take command?" -- Evil Gypsy
"Are you married?" - "I was, but he wasn't." -- Hoolihan
"Are you out of what's left of your mind?" -- Trapper to Frank
"Are you out of your Vulcan mind, Spock?!" --McCoy
"Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!?" - McCoy
"Are you out of your goddamned MIND?!?!?!" - Gennaro
"Are you out of your head?" McCoy to Spock
"Are you out of your mind?" Kirk to Spock
"Are you out of your mind??"  "Perhaps, Mr. Boma."
"Are you over 21?" "Are YOU?" "I'm not obligated to answer that."
"Are you police?"  "No, m'am, we're musicians."    The Blues Brothers
"Are you police?" "No ma'am, we're Moderators."-Blues Brothers
"Are you police?",  "No ma'am, we're musicians." - Blues Brothers
"Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Binky?"
"Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?"  The Brain
"Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" -- Brain
"Are you prepared for the kind of death you've earned little man?"
"Are you pretty?" - Yakko
"Are you providing me with a bodyguard, Captain?"
"Are you psychic or something?" -- Dick Durkin
"Are you quacking at me?  Are you quacking at me?"
"Are you quite through shaking the ship around?" McCoy
"Are you ready brothers and sisters!"
"Are you ready to ROCK?!?"  "Not yet. Give us five minutes."
"Are you ready to die?" -- Harley Stone
"Are you ready, Commander Data?" Lt. Riker
"Are you ready?"  "No, but that's never stopped me before!"
"Are you ready?" - Sheridan "No, but you may proceed anyway." - Delenn
"Are you real?" Cochrane  "We're real enough." Kirk
"Are you really as horny as a 10 peckered owl?"- Pump Up The Volume
"Are you sayin' my egg went out for Chinese food?!" - Sasha Girlfeather
"Are you saying I'm some blind ghost with clothes?" Geordi
"Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"
"Are you saying `ni' to that old woman?" - Roger
"Are you saying it's over?" Lt. Riker  "No. No." Troi
"Are you saying someone built this asteroid?" Chakotay
"Are you saying that I should take off your head?" -Riker
"Are you saying we should tax Thingy?"
"Are you scanning me?" - Talia Winters
"Are you sexually active?" "No, I just lie there." - Blonde Moments
"Are you skilled in herb lore?"--Freya  "Uhh...in a way, I am."--HD
"Are you so afraid of him you don't dare speak his name?" - Glen
"Are you so certain you are immortal?" -- Kleeg, Samedi
"Are you spose'ta file open sores with an emory board?" -- Nelson
"Are you still mad I gave a mohawk to your cat?" - Weird Al Yankovic
"Are you stupid of something?" Jenny
"Are you suffering from short attention span?" "Yeah! &lt;click&gt;"
"Are you suggesting I be reprogrammed?" -- Doc Zimmerman
"Are you suggesting I be reprogrammed?" Doctor
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" - Monty Python
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" - Silly Peasants...
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" --Guard #1
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" --Monty Python
"Are you suggesting eating my mother?" "Yeah. Not raw, cooked." - MP
"Are you suggesting that coconuts are migratory?" - Monty Python
"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
"Are you suggesting the Lawgivers are mere computers?" Kirk
"Are you suggesting we use your body?" - Riker to Data
"Are you suggesting..eating my mother?"
"Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?"
"Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?" &lt;Spock&gt;
"Are you sure this is a good idea?" -- Rom
"Are you sure this is wise?" - Sheridan
"Are you sure this isn't the time for a colorful metaphor?"
"Are you sure this place is safe?" - Vash
"Are you sure this thing is safe?"                 - C3PO
"Are you sure this thing is safe?" - C3PO
"Are you sure you can't pull it loose?" Odo
"Are you sure you want to 'quit'...I mean do you REALLY TRULY want to QUIT ?".
"Are you sure you're sanity chip is fully in?" -- Kryten
"Are you sure?"  "I'm positive."  "Only fools are positive."
"Are you tan from the sun?" "Yes." "Welcome, I'm @F from the Earth!"
"Are you telling me he bashed his own head in?" Sheridan
"Are you telling me to go on a DIET!" - Ivanova
"Are you telling me you built a time machineout of a DeLorean?"
"Are you that confident, or that greedy?" - Massha
"Are you the Fish Frier?"   "No, I'm the Chip Monk."
"Are you the Son of Moghie?"   "Meeooow!"   "I thought so."
"Are you the dreamer, or are we in someone else's dream?"
"Are you the police?"   "No Mam, we're musicians."  - The Blues Bros
"Are you the police?"  "No m'am, we're musicians."
"Are you threatening me?" - Beavis
"Are you trying to anger me again?" - Kang to Dax
"Are you trying to be funny?" Flavius  "Never." Spock
"Are you trying to get under my cape, Doctor?" - Batman, to Chase
"Are you trying to kill yourselves?" Isak
"Are you uncomfortable around naked men?"---"ADAM---no!"
"Are you used to getting your own way, Doctor?" -- Picard
"Are you warriors or children?" Eleen
"Are you wearing your jimmy-hat?" -- Joel Robinson
"Are you with the bride, or the failure?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Are you worried about leaving me here?" Kira
"Are you...are you Archons?" Reger
"Are your cookies made with real Girl Scouts?"
"Are your cookies made with real Girl Scouts?"  Wednesday
"Aren't five cups of tea too many from one bag?" asked Tom, weakly.
"Aren't they the happy little chatterboxes?" - Babs
"Aren't we lucky??" -- Wakko
"Aren't we the fiesty little go-getter!" - Q to Kira
"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"  - Leia Organo Solo
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"  -Leia
"Aren't you a public servant?  Get me a glass of water!" - G. Carlin
"Aren't you contentious for a minor bepetal species." - Alien
"Aren't you contentious for a minor bipedal species." -- The Caretaker
"Aren't you dead?" - Kirk to Spock, STII:TWOK
"Aren't you dead?" -- Kirk
"Aren't you even going to give her a kiss goodbye?"  "Nope."
"Aren't you forgetting something?" Sisko
"Aren't you glad slugs don't fly?"
"Aren't you glad you used Dial?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Aren't you going to carry me into the theater?" - TV's Frank
"Aren't you going to kiss me?" "No, I'd rather have a tal
"Aren't you going to thank me?" Lore
"Aren't you over here on the American Plan?" -- Col. Potter
"Aren't you supposed to be dead?"  -Kirk ST:II
"Aren't you worried about germs?" - Dot
"Argh!  Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do!" said
"Argh, I've just been stabbed!" said Tom half-heartedly.
"Argh, and she be a comely wench!" - Long John Silver
"Argue?!  Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Bajoran!" X Mcoy
"Argument is the opiate of the net.aholics"  J. Parsons, NZ_RELIGION.
"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive."
"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive."  -- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"
"Ariadne"   - Most Holy, High Fruitful Mother.
"Arinna"    - Mother of the Sun.
"Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle"
"Arkansas figured out a way to get rid of Clinton, why can't we?"
"Arm the warhead." Gary Seven to Beta 5
"Armaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9-21."  -Maynard
"Armaments, chapter one, verses nine through twenty-seven."
"Armand Asante?" - Scott Calvin on Naughty&Nice List
"Armathr"   - Mother of Prosperity.
"Armed men are citizens, unarmed men are SUBJECTS!!!"
"Armed with skill and it's frustration and grace too" - Tragically Hip
"Armies are paid to kill people and break things."  Limbaugh
"Arnold Layne had a strange hobby -Floyd
"Arnold Rimmer took the blame." * Kryten
"Around The Earth In 30 Minutes - This Is Commercial Sign"
"Around the sun we go, the moon goes round the Earth."
"Around the world in A.D. days": A trip impossible in old Roman times.
"Arrakis has a surprise for you there..." -- Liet-Kynes
"Arrakis is a one-crop planet." -- Kynes &lt;Dune&gt;
"Arrakis is a two-crop planet: Spice and Fedaykin!" - JT
"Arrakis: Dune, desert planet" - Paul Atredies
"Arrange to feed it." Picard
"Arrg.  Gok.  Geez, I'm chokin' on my own rage here" - Moe
"Arrghwhere are you, Heart of the Tiger?" - Thrakhath
"Arrruhh graagh!" - Chewbacca
"Arse!" said Pooh, trying out a new catchphrase
"Art as expression, not as market campaigns" -RUSH
"Art consists of limitation." -- Chesterson
"Art dee Fulcan, or art dee Human?" T'Pau
"Art does not reproduce the visible; rather, it makes visible."
"Art for art's sake is a philosophy of the well-fed." -- Cao Yu
"Art for art's sake" is the philosophy of the well-fed
"Art is I; science is we." -- Bernard
"Art is a jealous mistress." -- Emerson
"Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth." -- Picasso
"Art is either plagiarism or revolution." -- Gauguin
"Art is meant to disturb." -- Braque
"Art is wasted on people who have no souls." -- Jack Butler
"Art upsets, science reassures."
"Arthur Arthur, King of the Britons"
"Arthur Dent? You're jerk! A complete kneebiter!" -Wowbagger
"Arthur Phili... I've done you before, haven't I."
"Arthur! Honk if you love justice!" - The Tick
"Arthur, did you throw away the secret message cannon?" - The Tick
"Arthur, is it a diamond yet?" - The Tick, with a piece of coal
"Arthur, is it a diamond yet?" -The Tick
"Arthur, please! Stop ordering food!" - The Tick
"Arthur, resistance wearing down. MUST HAVE MORE SOUP." -The Tick
"Arthur, you're getting hysterical. Shut up!" - Ford Prefect.
"Arthur...  Arthur, King of the Britons..."
"Artificial People" - by Frank N. Stein
"Artificial Weightlessness" - by Andy Gravity
"Artio"     - Mother of Animals.
"Artist seeks Boss with vision impairment."
"Artists are egineers of the soul. That's why we lock them up."
"Artoo Detoo, it is you, it is you!"
"Artoo says the chances of survival are 775... to one." - C-3PO
"Artoo! Where are you!!" - C3PO
"Artoo, I have a bad feeling about this." - C-3PO
"As Captain I have the power to marry you two."-Hawk to Potter & Radar
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" -- Arthur Carlson
"As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!"
"As I feared, you have no sense of humor." -- Chiun
"As I go forward, I hold my sword high in honor of you."
"As I keep on saying, we have hardly any technique in this course."
"As I know more of mankind, I expect less of them." -- Johnson
"As I mentioned earlier, there is tremendous horror here."
"As I recall, he had quite a temper." - Dax
"As I said before, I never repeat myself."
"As I watch the rising sun, I see a new day just begun" -Coverdale/Page
"As I, the maniacal tyrant, look down upon my pathetic subjects"-Calvin
"As Jubilee would no doubt say: Eat your heart out Bruce Willis!"-Betsy
"As Solid as..." - by Rocco Gibraltar
"As Teer, I give you back my life. Mine is now forfeit." Maab
"As a Human, I would have died of boredom." - Q
"As a Vulcan, I am at all times honest, Commander." Tuvok
"As a math atheist, I believe I should be excused from this." - Calvin
"As a matter of fact - I DO own the whole damned road!"
"As a matter of fact, I do, Cubby." The Mask
"As a matter of interest," said Trillian, "what are we going to to do?"
"As a physicist, Einstein makes a wonderful violin player."
"As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids."
"As advertised in the pages of _Aardvark Shopper_"
"As always Roland's brain was gone; his eye saw, his hand shot."
"As always, I'll clean up the mess you've made." - Q
"As androids go, you're in a class by yourself." -- Pulaski
"As anticpated, there are problems." - Q
"As crises go, this wasn't that bad." -- Crow T. Robot
"As disgusting pigs, they weren't that convincing." -- Tom Servo
"As dull as a beige room." -- Tom Servo
"As far as I'm concerned, the ends justify the means."  Calvin
"As far as I'm concerned, the world can still be flat." - ML
"As far as anyone knows, I'm a Jewish chaplain." -- Col. Flagg
"As far back as the saber-tooth tiger." Spock
"As for me..Yawn...I'm going downstairs to open my toys!!" -- Skippy
"As for what you want..." Kirk to Baris
"As he rose like a rocket, he fell like the stick." -- Paine
"As if my own face were a mask." Troi
"As if we cared..." -- Tom Servo
"As if you could kill time without injuring eternity." - H.D. Thoreau
"As long as I got a foot, I'll kick booze."    Burt Lancaster
"As meaningless experiences go, it's one of the best!" W. Allen on sex
"As much as I hate to agree with a mere apprentice..." - Aahz
"As much as I want to means AS MUCH AS I WANT TO."--Odo
"As my android gently weeps" -- Crow T. Robot
"As my owner, you have to die with me." * Kryten
"As near as I can figure, they're born pregnant." McCoy on tribbles
"As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression."-Douglas
"As of Now I'm re-opening the X-FILES" - Skinner
"As of now, I am in control here in the White House." Alexander Haig
"As of now, I'm closing Frank's little office." -- Dr. Forrester
"As of now, I'm reopening the X-Files." - Skinner
"As opposed to a *good* Nissan ad?" -- Crow T. Robot
"As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee." - Vogon poetry
"As proof the Narn are barbarians." - Garibaldi immitating Londo
"As proof, I want you to kill Picard." Lore
"As real as the acceptance that it could happen to you."
"As soon as the rain stops, we'll break camp", said Tom intently.
"As soon as we got married I realized 2 can live as cheaply as 6."
"As sun-swept fire caresses your poisoned face..."  -D'Artagnon
"As swords part, I bid you good battle!"
"As the Mayor of this Borg, I say "Let the assimilations begin"
"As the Vulcans say, we are here to serve." - O'Brien
"As the breeze flows through the shrub, my heart is at peace."
"As the dew forms upon the morning rose, I bid you farewell."
"As the seasons change, the refueling continues..." -- Mike Nelson
"As the world is enchanted by our whimsy..." -- Dr. Forrester
"As the, uh, Mayor of this Borg, ... I say "Let the assimilations begin!"  --- "Diamond Joe" Quimby
"As usual, Ataru Moroboshi seems to be involved."
"As usual, Maniac, your solution to the problem is brainless." - Flint
"As we planned, here I go inside his headpiece!" -- Airwave
"As you Humans say, I'm all ears." Kazago
"As you are quiet fond of pointing out Doctor, I am half Human." Spock
"As you believe, so shall you do" Gorgan
"As you said, such good sport." - 007 (Moonraker)
"As you were." Janeway
"As you wish..."  -Westley
"As your Captain, I want to know EXACTLY what is going on" - Picard
"Ascension Sunday.Ascension Sunday!" -- Rimmer
"Asha ? What kind of a name is Asha ?"
"Ashes and diamonds, foe and friend, we were all equal in the end"
"Aside from that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"
"Ask a simple question, and get all your tv privileges revoked!" -C&H
"Ask him if his refrigerator's running" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ask me anything."       "Anything?"     "Thank you."
"Ask me anything." - Wednesday Addams
"Ask me the questions, Bridge-Keeper; I'm not afraid."
"Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid." -- Launcelot
"Ask not for pity from DARK PHOENIX, my love. There is none in her."
"Ask not for whom the bell tolls." - M. Ali
"Ask not for whom the closet knocks... It knocks for thee, not me."
"Ask not what your computer can do for you..."
"Ask. Me. About. My. Day." - Fran at egg announcement, Dinosaurs
"Asking is just polite demanding." -Max Headroom
"Asps. Very dangerous. You go first!" -- Sallah
"Assassinated by the Architectural Defense League...?"
"Assassination has never changed the history of the world."
"Assassination is an extreme form of censorship." - Heinlein
"Assassination is an extreme form of censorship." - Lazarus Long
"Assassination is an extreme form of censorship." -- Heinlein
"Assassination is the highest form of public service.
"Assemble for inspection in 20 minutes." * Rimmer
"Asshole." "Hey! Be positive." "OK. I'm positive you're an asshole."
"Assigned seating can be a problem." Hercules
"Assimilate a pitiful species like you?  I think not!" - Q of Borg
"Assimilate little old me!", Bugs Bunny.
"Assimilate my shorts!" -- Borg Simpson
"Assimilated you will be, hmmm" - Yoda of Borg
"Assimilated, you will be." -Yoda of Borg
"Assimilatin', assmimilatin'! Come along, I haven't got all day!"
"Assimilation is cool.  Huh-huh. Huh-huh-huh." -- Beavis of Borg
"Assume gawking position!" -- Tom Servo
"Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups." -- Wethern's Law
"Asterisk ? What kind of a name is Asterisk ?"
"Asteroids, Triple Droids, Telepathic Betazoids."
"Asthmatic Hit Man!" -- Mike Nelson
"Astonishing that anything of that bulk could move so rapidly." Spock
"Astonishing!" Neelix
"Astro-Boy owes me forty dollars!!" - Zippy
"At Acme Looniversity we earn our Toon Degree." -- Tiny Toons
"At IBM, We waste more talent than most companies ever have!"
"At The Sound of the Tone: Fessenden Gave Radio Its Voice."
"At bottom God is nothing more than an exalted father."  - Freud
"At ease before you hurt something." --Janeway
"At ease, Ensign, before you sprain something." - Janeway
"At ease, Lieutenant Loser." -- Crow T. Robot
"At ease, before you sprain something." - Janeway
"At fifty, everyone has the face he deserves." -- Orwell
"At home nowhere, except Starfleet." Amanda
"At home, they'd hang me! Here they give me a @#$%&! medal!"
"At last I'm organized!" he exclaimed, and died.
"At last I'm organized", he sighed, and died.
"At last, all too well, I can see where we all soon will be."
"At last, something sexual he's not into!" -- Sam Beckett
"At last, the Eludium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator!"
"At last, the Gathering" - Kurgan
"At last... the Gathering!" -- The Kurgan
"At least *someone* here is using his brain" - Sisko
"At least I don't work for Jews.."
"At least I have the sense to go *around*!" -Neelix
"At least I still have my pipe." - Bilbo Baggins
"At least I've earned an honest day's wage." -- Tom Servo
"At least he gets 24 hours notice." -- Rimmer
"At least it's got that `lived-in' look" -- Duncan MacLeod
"At least she gave you some good advice." The Doctor
"At least she got to bring her clutch purse..." -- Joel Robinson
"At least that bought us a day..." MacLeod
"At least that cuts the odds." Hercules
"At least theres this riveting soundtrack." -- Mike Nelson
"At least they're EXPERIENCED incompetents"
"At least tremble a little...?"  -- Death
"At least we are acquainted with the judge." -- Data
"At least we didn't have to see *these* guys wrestle!" -- Tom Servo
"At least we got the matter panel back." * Kryten
"At least we killed it before we put it in there!" -- Crow
"At least we know there's someone out there." * Picard
"At least we're acquainted with the judge, Captain." Data
"At least you'll be able to find something to hide behind." - Blair
"At least you're not ignorant.. (do you know what that means? :)"
"At my age, my feet don't leave the ground" - Huckster
"At my signal, cut starboard power. Kirk out." Kirk
"At no cost?!  Oh, ugly, very ugly!"  Rada (a Ferengi)
"At our last meeting I died.  It alters the appearance."
"At present, I cannot be downloaded." Doctor
"At present, I cannot be downloaded." E.M.H.P.
"At some point, something must have come from nothing."
"At the proper time I will transmit them." Romulan
"At the rate you read, the murderer will escape." -- Winchester to BJ
"At the time it seemed the logical thing to do."- Sarek
"At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet." -Plato
"At the very least, Harold is dangerously disturbed."
"At this moment, I like my anonymity."  - - Hobbes
"At this point we can't rule out anything." -- Dax
"At this point, chocolate is a viable alternative." - AC
"At this rate, you'll *define* the BS in BBS..."
"At time you seem almost human." Kirk to Spock
"At wong wast I shall have my wevenge!" - Napoleon Bre
"Atalkinghorse?"  "He's Ed, Jim."
"Atmosphere is the all-important thing."      - Lovecraft
"Atomic Punk" -- Van Halen
"Atrocity has that effect on me." - The Crow
"Atrocity has that effect on me." -- Eric Draven
"Atrocity has that effect on me." -- The Crow
"Attack the day like birds of prey or scavengers under cover.": Rush
"Attacked by a point-of-view shot!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Attempted murder?  It's not like he tried to kill someone!"
"Attention K-Art choppers..."-ALF cartoon
"Attention K-Mart shoppers, Minmei has left the building!"
"Attention all planets of the Solar Federation"
"Attention all planets...we have assumed control." -Rush
"Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner."
"Attention on deck, Ensign Picard." Q
"Attention!  Tammy eats cats and is not wearing pants!"
"Attention!  The buffet is now being served." -- Magic Voice
"Attila the Nun:  A simple girl pledged to a life of brutality."
"Attitude control has been restored" - Data
"Attuned to the majesty of music.." -YES
"Au contraire, mon Capitaine He's back!" -- Q
"Au contraire, mon Capitaine..." -- Q
"Au contraire, mon CapitaineHe's back!" -Q
"Au contraire, mon capitaine!  HE'S BAAAACK!!" - Q
"Au contraire, mon capitaine!  He's back!" - Q
"AuH20" ... If you remember THAT you ARE old!
"Aunt Slappy, you *gotta* ask better questions!!" -- Skippy
"Auntie Em: Hate Kansas. Hate You. Took Dog. -Dorothy."
"Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas. Taking the dog." - Dorothy
"Aural sex gives me an earie feeling." - Mary
"Aurora"    - the Morning, Mother of the Sun.
"Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you!  Amen!"
"Auto stop and eject! AUTO STOP AND EJECT!!" - Zippy
"Autobots!  Transform and roll out!" -- Optimus Prime
"Autodial:" body soap for cars?
"Automatic" simply means it can't be fixed
"Automatic" simply means that you cannot repair it yourself
"Automobiles were part of teenage mating rituals." -- Data
"Avail Ukrania!  My bitter homeland..." -- Mike Nelson
"Avenge me!  Avenge me!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Average" is as close to the bottom as it is to the top.
"Avoid making irrevocable decisions while hungry." -- Heinlein
"Avoid making irrevocable decisions while tired or hungry." - L. Long
"Avoidance.  That is the first lesson in self-defense." &lt;Caine&gt;
"Avon calling.  Avon calling." -- Tom Servo
"Aw Mom, you act like I'm not even wearing a bungee cord!" - Calvin
"Aw mom, you act like I'm not even wearing a bunji cord!"
"Aw! Buckle this!" -Dark Helmet
"Aw, Mom, you act like I'm not even wearing a bungee cord!"  - Calvin
"Aw, SHIT!" - B.something      "Yup." - Beast
"Aw, buckle this!" - Dark Helmut
"Aw, nuts to your white mice!" -Zaphod to Trillian
"Aw, putting speed holes in my car.  Makes it go faster." - Homer
"Aw, sweet freedom" -- Crow T. Robot
"Aw, try the fuzzy dice again, man!" - Louie
"Aw, you can see the strings." -- Crow T. Robot
"Aw... poor Puddy tat - he faw down, go BOOM!!!"  :-)
"Aw..Why'd ya have to go and tell!" -Clarence Thomas
"Away Team? Me? No way! Guys get killed on those!"--Unknown Red Shirt
"Away in a *murder*.  No crib for a *death*!" -- Tom Servo
"Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm."        - Yoda
"Away team to Ganges.....beam us down the toilet paper, please."
"Away with him! Away with him! He speaks Latin." -- Shakespeare
"Awl your money Ah will tax from you, awl your money, awl your money."
"Awright, hold it where's the mutant repellant?" -Bloom County
"Awright, hold it... where's the mutant repellant?" - Steve Dallas
"Awright, hold it...where's the mutant repellant?" -Bloom County
"Awright, hold it...where's the mutant repellant?" -Steve
"Awright, hold itwhere's the mutant repellant?" -Bloom County
"Aww, C'mon, Londokins... ONE of 'em's gotta work...!"
"Awww, I want a new Universe for Christmas..." - Wesley Crusher
"Awww, I'm sorry.  Really, I am. :)" - Dire Wolf
"Awww, what a shame. No 'safe slashing' without latex."
"Awww. Bones." - Kirk, 'Catspaw'
"Awww... no no no... oh the agony of mine own words..."
"Awwwwk buck buck buck."
"Axe held high, I go."
"Ay, Professor Hurts?" -- Mike Nelson
"Aye yam Drak-kul-lah... Aye bid yoo velcome." -- Dracula
"Aye, Captain - it'll be no Tribble at all!" - Scotty
"Aye, every inch!" said Lear achingly.
"Aye, for a turtle as he takes a buzzard." -- Shakespeare
"Aye, that way goes the game." - Shakespeare
"Aye, the haggis is in the fire, for sure." Scott
"Ayoyo! Ayoyo! Ayoyo! Ayoyo! Aaamah! Ayoyo!"
"B is for back problem." -- Joel Robinson
"B'Elanna is the only one that tried to kill her animal guide." -Chekote
"B'Elanna!" "K'Ehleyr!" "B'Elanna!" "K'Ehleyr!" - barroom argument
"B'Elanna's the only one I know that tried to kill her animal guide."
"B'Ellana, I have something I want to show you." Sunan
"B'Ellana, what have they done to you?" Paris
"B'Ellana, you're with me." Janeway
"B'Ellana?" Paris  "Yeah, it's me." Human Torres
"B'OH!"  "B'oh?  Homer Simpson does not say B'oh, he says D'OH!"
"B'OH?  Homer Simpson does not say B'oh, he says... D'OH!" - Mr.Burns
"B) You don't know the systems are compatable" - Ivanova
"B*tch set me up!" - Marion Barry, crack smoker and mayor of DC
"B-B-Bother," spit Pooh as @FN@'s urine hit his face
"B.P. Richfield:  He cares so much it hurts!" -TV announcer,Dinosaurs
"B5 is best!"    "DS9 is!!"    (a friendly discussion?)
"B5 is best!" &lt;biff!&gt;   "DS9 is!!" &lt;punch!&gt;   (a friendly discussion?)
"B?#$^f," said @F, as line noise garbled his transmission
"B@$%*&^Y," typed @F, as his wife picked up an extension
"BAAAAAAAAAAAD THIIIIIIINGS, MAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!"
"BABY ON BOARD" just means five more points.
"BAD MOTHERS...and the bad fathers who love them on the next Donahue"
"BAG 'em?" - Wakko  "Bag 'em!" - Yakko
"BALDERDASH!  Let me repeat--BALDERDASH!" - The Humbug
"BAM.. BAM.. BAM.."  Bam Bam Ruble
"BAND PLAYING" by Clara Nett
"BANG YOUR HEAD!  METAL HEALTH WILL DRIVE YOU MAD!"
"BARK!  BARK!  ...and you stay out of mine." - Beverly
"BARK! BARK! and you stay out of mine!"  - Dr. Crusher
"BASIC is the Computer Science equivalent of `Scientific Creationism'."
"BBS ramblings and actual thought are two different things. =)"
"BE PREPARED"  - Scout Motto
"BE QUIET ABOUT OUR SECRET PLAN!" -- Crow T. Robot
"BEAST!  Quit baiting the Catsis!" - Tigger
"BEAVIS!  WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?" -- Mr. Buzzcut
"BEAVIS!  What is your major malfunction?" - Buzzcut
"BECAUSE I'M AN ENGLISHMAN, YOU BLISTERING IDIOT!" --  Arturo
"BECAUSE--because...I'm in love with you."--Odo
"BEERWARE": If it works right the 1st time, buy yourself a beer!
"BEWARE!!!  If you don't wear it, they'll sag!" Happousai
"BILLS" stands for: Boy I Love to Lose Superbowls.
"BITCH!" --- "Oh, excuse me... Ms. Bitch"
"BITE ME, It's fun!"   "No! Crow! NO!"
"BLECCCCHHHHH!!!!  I've been KISSED by a dog!"   Lucy van Pelt
"BOB was spelling his name; a signature on a demonic self-portrait."
"BOOM BOOM - Out Go The Lights!"
"BOOM!  Sooner or later BOOM!!!" - Susan Ivanova
"BOOZE...it's what's for dinner."
"BORG TV: One Channel. Anything else is irrelevent."
"BORRRING!!" - Calvin "But mom, frogs are our *friends*!" - Calvin
"BORRRING!!"--Calvin
"BOTHER!" roared Pooh, pushed beyond his limits
"BOTHER!" said Pooh "I'm in the crap now - epsom salts in my hunny!"
"BOTHER," Pooh screamed, as he became sick of his own tagline
"BOTHER," SAID POOH, AS HE FINALLY READS THE INSTRUCTIONS.
"BOTHER," sprayed Pooh, in 14ft letters across the K-Mart wall
"BRAIN AND BRAIN? WHAT IS BRAIN?" - Kara
"BREAKFAST.COM halted.  Cereal port not res
"BROTHER!  I didn't think you had the lobes!" - Quark
"BRRRRRRRRPPP!" - Worf  "You're excused!" - Troi
"BTW, I tend to ramble on when talking about music." - Diabolus 29A
"BTW, does Jesus know you flame?"
"BUM! Get it? Sounds a bit like...bum really"
"BURGER WAR!!!" - Beavis & Butt-Head
"BURN HER ANYWAY!"
"BURN THE TAPES!!" - Rosebud
"BUT HE HIT ME BACK, FIRST!!!"
"BUT I WANT A TAGLINE! Danny Davids gets them all! Danny's Share"-DDP
"BUTCHER SITS ON MEAT GRINDER - GETS A LITTLE BEHIND IN HIS ORDERS"
"BUUURRRRRRP!" Worf  "You're excused!" Troi
"BY THE GODS!  I, Quigley, have killed men for less!"
"Ba-bye then." - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
"Baa!" "Baa!" ...I think my RAM is lonely
"Baaaaa!" "Baaaaa!"  I think my RAM is lonely.
"Baba Yaga is awake... and she's coming for all of us." -- Straub
"Babble sir?  I wasn't aware that I ever -babble- sir."
"Babbling? :) OH, I'm sorry, you meant the taglines.. &lt;g&gt;" - Dire Wolf
"Babies are the enemy of the human race." -- Asimov
"Baby In The Gas Tank" - By Who Pumped Ethel
"Baby can you dig your man?" - Larry Underwood
"Baby ill-conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard"
"Baby needs a new pair of shoes" - Data
"Baby take your teeth out, it'll be fine." -- Frank Zappa
"Baby take your teeth out, try it one time." -- Frank Zappa
"Baby, can you dig your man?"
"Baby, don't look up, the sky is falling" - Tori Amos
"Baby, we know better than to try and pretend..."&lt;Tom Petty&gt;
"Babylon 4? I thought that was destroyed?" Sheridan
"Babylon 5 was on last night." -- TV's Frank
"Babylon Five is a lovely wessel."--Bester
"Back away slowly." Ivanova
"Back down to you, Subterranean Doughy Guys!" -- Mike Nelson
"Back in the 20th century we referred to it as the Tahiti Syndrome."
"Back in the U.S.S.R."  - Beatles
"Back in the saddle again."         "Shut up, bard."
"Back me up, Anna." --Gen  "What, break another nail?  Forget it!" --SN
"Back off me, man! I can do eet..."- Ren Hoek
"Back on Earth, I heard things." Frost
"Back on Earth, we have the Laughing Buddah." Sheridan
"Back then everyone drove a boss machine." -- Tom Servo
"Back to DS9 now, 'kay? Afore we gets Orbed.  &lt;grin&gt; ' - Anna Steven
"Back to the drudgery that is your life." -- Tom Servo
"Back to the meaning of wolf and man..."- Metallica
"Back to the old electronic brain..." - Marvin
"Back to you, Mitchell..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Back! Back you pink, perfumed peahens from purgatory!!" - Opus
"Backs are out, but uterus's are all right by us." -- Carlin
"Backup Not Found (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame the French ?"
"Backup Not Found (A)ssasinate Bill Gates (R)etry (K)eep trying ?"
"Backup Not Found (G)ive up (H)ave another go (C)ry ?"
"Backups are for wussies!"  -Oliver Wendell Jones
"Backward masking for 'Buddy Ebsen has Salmonella'." -- Tom Servo
"Backwards talking am I.  Again go there I.  Sh*t Oh." - G. Carlin
"Bad Cow Jokes" - by Terry Bull
"Bad FAT" means disk has high cholesterol?
"Bad Money" - by Count R. Fitz
"Bad To The Bone" -- George Thurogood & The Delaware Destroyers
"Bad command or filename, Dave..."
"Bad dates..." -- Sallah
"Bad dog! Leave that wire alone...click...###@*##...NO TERRIER
"Bad knee, gotta run" - Pat Buchanan to his draft board
"Bad marksmanship," the hunter groused. -Roy Bongartz
"Bad move, wearing that much metal, Destroyer!" -- Polarity
"Bad movie?  You're soaking in it." -- Crow T. Robot
"Bad movie?  You're soaking in it..."
"Bad movie?  You're soaking in it..." -- Tom Servo
"Bad movie? You're soaking in it." -- Crow T. Robot
"Bad movie? You're soaking in it..."
"Bad new, Dad.  Your polls are way down." - Calvin
"Bad news drives good news out of the media." - Lee Loevinger
"Bad news mom, I sold my soul to the devil."  - Calvin
"Bad news, Dad.  Your polls are way down."  - - Calvin
"Bad news, Mom.  I sold my soul to the devil"  -Calvin
"Bad news... they want to water-ski..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Bad science drives out good science." -- Gresham's Law
"Bad year Dan"-Freddy Krueger
"Bad, good... I'm the one with the gun."
"Badches?  We don't need no steenkin' badches!"
"Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice
"Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice - Bart Simpson's lines
"Bah, Humbug! Don't post 'til next year." - Christmas greeting
"Bah, Humbug!" said Pooh, realizing Christmas was not far off
"Bail and wail, manoeuvre no. 12" - Throttle
"Bajorans and PMS - a lethal combination." - Quark
"Baked beans are off!"
"Baker's Man" - by Patty Cake
"Baldric, why do you have a piece of cheese tied to your nose?
"Baldric, you have the intellectual capacity of a dirty potato."
"Baldrick, define Irony" "It's a little like Goldy ..."
"Baldrick, have you been eating dung again?" -- Blackadder
"Baldrick, this is Molly, an inexpensive prostitute."
"Baldrick, why do you have a piece of cheese tied to your nose?"
"Baldrick, you have the intellectual capacity of a dirty potato."
"Ball's in your court, Joel..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Balls on standby, sir." - Kryten
"Balls" said Pooh, in an attitude a bit more forthright than usual.
"Balls" said the Queen "if I had two, I'd be King"
"Bambi Meets Godzilla!"  In Stereo!
"Band on the run" -Paul McCartney & Wings
"Bangs like a privvy door when the plague's in town."
"Bangs like a privy door when the plague's in town." -Black Adder
"Bankers do it with interest (penalty for early withdrawal.)
"Bansai!" shouted Pooh, suicidally diving towards the US carrier
"Baptist, Lutheran, Anglican... you can't even agree among each other!"
"Baptist, Lutheran, Anglican... you can't even agree amoung yourselves!!
"Baptist, Lutheran, Anglicanyou can't even agree among each other!"
"Barehanded. Against the Gorn. I have no chance." Kirk
"Bark At The Moon" -- Ozzy
"Bark at the moon, Isstvan." - Tananda
"Bark! Woof! Froinlaven!" - Jerry Lewis (Animaniacs)
"Bark, woof bark, froinlaven!" - Mr. Director
"Barkeep, please freshen my date." -- Joel Robinson
"Barman, three German beers," said Tom drily.
"Barney = SatanI have proof!"  - S.W., SCN-Net
"Barney is my hero!"  &lt;&lt;BANG&gt;&gt;  @#$#%@ NO CARRIER
"Barney would be a kinder, gentler Gorn." -Rosemary Ighel
"Barney?" - Fox Mulder, guessing at "the most henious force of all"
"Barney?" - Mulder on 'the most heinous force of all'
"Barney?" - Mulder, guessing at "the most henious force of all."
"Barren? Yes, but no one crosses the silver void without our knowledge"
"Barrier is undamaged, Captain." Tuvok
"Barry Young's wardrobe by Victoria's Secret." -- Joel Robinson
"Barry" is not a Borg identification, you are now 3 of 32 billion.
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender    -Bart
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender - Bart Simpson's lines
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender -Bart Simpson/Episode 8F06
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender.
"Bart Fargo is:  Hard To Watch!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Bart Fargo!  Bart Fargo!  Bart Fargo!  That's hard!" -- Crow
"Bart Fargo?" -- Tom Servo
"Bart, be quiet!  Lisa, drink the water!" - Selma
"Bart, don't use the 'Touch of Death' on your sister."
"Bart, stop pestering Satan!"
"Bartender! Get me a beer, and a drink while I'm waiting." - Rasta
"Bartender, I'll have 20, count 'em, TWENTY double martinis."-S.Dallas
"Bartender, I'll have twenty, count 'em, TWENTY double martinis."
"Baseball fever--catch it." -major league baseball promo
"Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical." - Yogi Berra
"Baseball is wrong  Man with four balls cannot walk!"
"Baseball's a wonderful game, no matter who's playing." -- Col. Potter
"Baseball?  What is this?" - Wormhole creators
"Baseball?  What is this?" -- The Entities
"Based on what I know so far, there's nothing I can do." Picard
"Basically, I would be leading them into a trap."- Ro Laren
"Bast!  I fold." - Sir Isaac Newton
"Bast"      - Cat Goddess, Mother of all Cats.
"Bastards," said Pooh, upon receiving his phone bill
"Batboy, Nightwing... what's a good sidekick name?" - Dick Grayson
"Batboy...NightwingWhat's a good sidekick name?" -- Grayson
"Batchelor Hostage!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Batman?  Coming for you?  I'm *counting* on it!" - The Riddler
"Bats aren't rodents, Dr. Meridian." - Batman
"Battle Axes"                           By Tom A. Hawk
"Battle of the Las Vegas crooners..." -- Mike Nelson
"Battle of the Network Has-Beens!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Battle of the Network Stars" should be fought with guns.
"Baud, James Baud." - famous British spy/modemer
"Bay 13?  Nobody goes into bay 13." - Garibaldi
"Bay 13? No one goes into Bay 13." Garibaldi
"Baywatch can wait for now, Frank..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Be Careful, Fox!" -Peppy Hare
"Be Good" "I'm Being Good" "Behave" "I'm Being Have"
"Be Sociable - drink with me... Coca-Cola" - 1937
"Be Vewy Vewy Quiet. I'm Assimiwating A Wace.": Fudd Of Borg
"Be Your Best!"  - By X. L. Lent
"Be a Crew Slut! It's a way of life....."
"Be a dear and turn the shower massage head on pulsate." -- Servo
"Be a love and try not to get underfoot during the next week." - Hemlock
"Be a true leader of fish and get over it!" - Lawrence Limburger
"Be afraid.  Be *very* afraid." - Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
"Be afraid.  Be very afraid." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Be afraid.  Be very afraid." -- The Warners
"Be afraid.  Be very afraid." -- Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Be afraid. Be *very* afraid." - Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
"Be afraid. Be very afraid." -- Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Be afraid...  Be VERY afraid..."
"Be all that you can be.  Then die." -- Shadow recruitment slogan?
"Be bewy bewy quiet... I'm hunting Womulins." * Elmer
"Be blessed." - Marguerite Kendall   "Bite me." - Drew Webber
"Be brave.  Be true.  Stand." -- Mother Abigail
"Be brief of speech and long on action." Pointblank
"Be calm Kristen"-Kristen
"Be careful and have a good time!"  [mother's paradox curse]
"Be careful out there."
"Be careful what you show... and what you don't show." -- Dieter
"Be careful with that saw!" Tom said offhandedly.
"Be careful with that.  It'll clear out a whole jungle."
"Be careful, Isis, don't get stepped on." Gary Seven
"Be careful.  I *do* tend to take things literally." -- LaCroix
"Be charming to my virus... right
"Be creative, invent a perversion." - Heinlein
"Be creative, invent a perversion." - Lazarus Long
"Be excellent to each other!" -- Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
"Be excellent to each other."
"Be fruitful and multiply, and replenish the earth."
"Be fruitful and multiply.  *After* you're married." -- Joel
"Be gentle.  It's my first time." - Catwoman
"Be good"?  Define "good."
"Be happy while y'er leevin, for y'er a lang time died." Scottish motto.
"Be in your pleasures like the flowers and the bees." -- Gibran
"Be just and fear not."  (Be stoned and fear nothing!)
"Be kind to all except Non-Christians and Pro-Choicers" -- Bible
"Be kind to animals, everybody.  They're reincarnated relatives."
"Be kind to animals.....Take your Boss to lunch......",,,,,,,,
"Be my brother, or I will kill you." -- Roch, Brujah
"Be nice to gerbil-head!" - Anna Steven (on Neelix)
"Be nice to unattractive people." - Robert Agnew
"Be not deceived by the appearance of things." -- Sidieu, LaSombra
"Be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with good."
"Be not righteous overmuch." -- Ecclesiastes 7:16
"Be on the lookout for two men and a babe!" -- Joel Robinson
"Be original.  Say yes.  Everyone else says no." -- Martin Riggs
"Be original. Say yes, everyone else says no." -- Riggs
"Be patient, for the world is broad and wide." -  William Shakespeare - "Romeo and Juliet"
"Be prepared!" --Scar and Hyenas
"Be prepared, yes?" - Death's Head
"Be quiet Pinky, or I will have to hurt you..."
"Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!" - Monty Python
"Be quiet, Mindy, or I shall have to hurt you." - Brain
"Be seeing you." -- Death
"Be slow of tongue, and quick of eye." -- Miguel de Cervantes
"Be still as a mountain, move like a great river."  -Wu Yu-Hsiang
"Be still my heart." Ivanova
"Be strong and true!  I love you.  Bye!" -- Joel Robinson
"Be sure to make a plate for the narrator." -- Crow T. Robot
"Be sure to worship at the airport of your choice." -- Mike Nelson
"Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar." - Shakespeare
"Be unyielding as the ocean waves and your enemies shall fall." Seaspray
"Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm hunting the Energizer Bunny" - Elmer Fudd
"Be vewwy vewwy quiet..."     "Shut Up!"  Miles Standish, Animaniacs
"Be vewwy, vewwy quiet!  I'm hunting wabbits!"
"Be vewwy, vewwy qwiet. We're hunting Elmers..." - Bugs Bunny & Daffy
"Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting the Energizer Bunny" - E. Fudd
"Be vewy, vewy quiet.  I'm hunting wabbits!" -- Elmer Fudd
"Be vewy, vewy quiet.  I'm hunting wontime ewows..."
"Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting tagwines!"
"Be ye therefore followers of God, as dear children."
"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people.
"Be...cause...he's...deaf...not...stuuu...pid!" - Wally Careu
"Beach Blanket Sushi!" -- Joel Robinson
"Beam me a FORD Scotty" &lt;Sigh&gt; "I can't afFORD a Beamer"
"Beam me a board Scotty!"   "A 2x4, Captain?"
"Beam me a board, Scotty!"  !!CLUNK!!  "There ye go, Keptin!"
"Beam me a board, Scotty!" &lt;clunk!&gt; "There ye go, Keptin!"
"Beam me a board, Scotty!" - "A 2x4, Sir?"
"Beam me a-board, Scotty."   "Aye. Chess or Ironing?"
"Beam me aboard Scotty!" &lt;-&gt; "Will a 2 X 4 do Captain.
"Beam me aboard Scotty, there is no intelligent life here"
"Beam me aboard Scotty."  "Will a 2X4 do, Captain?"
"Beam me aboard, Mr. Scott."    "Oak or plywood, sir?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty !" - "Aye, sir, will a 2x4 do ?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!"   "A 2x4, sir?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!"  "A 2x4 or a 1x6, Sir?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!"  "A 2x4, sir??"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!"  "Aye Sir, a 4x2?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!"  "Is a 2x4 okay, sir?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!"  "Will a 2 X 4 do Captain?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "A 2x4, sir?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Aye Captain, a 2x4 or a 1x6?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Aye! Will a 2x4 be sufficient?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Aye, Cap'n!  Uh, will a two-by-four do?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Aye, Captain. Is a 2x4 okay?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Aye, aye, Sir! Will a 2x4 do?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Sure. Will a 2x10 do?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Will a 2X4 do, Captain?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" &lt;-&gt; "Aye, Capn'... Will a 2 X 4 do?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" &lt;Clunk&gt; "There ye go, Captain!"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" ... "A 2 by 4, sir?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" [-] "Will a 2 X 4 do, Captain?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty" "Is a 2x4 okay, sir?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty."  "Aye, 2x4 or 2x6, Sir?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty."  "Will a 2X4 do, Captain?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty." "Sure thing, Captain: Will a 2x10 do?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty." "Sure. Will a 2x10 do?"
"Beam me back, Scotty, I like this planet!"
"Beam me up  -- it ate my phaser!"
"Beam me up quickly, Scotty.  This is NOT the Mens room!"
"Beam me up!"           "But I don't have the power....."
"Beam me up, Chief O'Brien, it's only Q down here!"
"Beam me up, Scotty!  She says she's...pregnant!"
"Beam me up, Scotty! It ate my phaser!"
"Beam me up, Scotty! She says she's ... pregnant!"
"Beam me up, Scotty! The rabbit just died!"
"Beam me up, Scotty!" - Frohicke, via satellite (Fearful Symetry)
"Beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent aardvarks here"
"Beam me up, Scotty...I think I'm going to PUKE!"
"Beam me up."  "Well, sure if you want me to!"
"Beam me up...uh...uh...Spock?  What's that guy's name again?"
"Beam us aboard, Scotty!" "Aye, sir, will a 2x4 do?"
"Beans are neither fruit nor musical." - Bart's Board
"Beardy-head!" - Mindy
"Bearing 157 mark 53."  Dax  "Straight into the wormhole."  Kira
"Beat the love of Jesus into them!" -- Mike Nelson
"Beaten out by a guy in a rat suit!" -- Lester
"Beating down the multitudes and scoffing at the wise" -Rush?
"Beating the crap out of Pernell Roberts..." -- Mike Nelson
"Beatle Bailey, The Motion Picture..." -- Tom Servo
"Beatniks?  These people aren't even Boatniks!" -- Tom Servo
"Beau knows awkward dancing..." -- Mike Nelson
"Beausoleil, looking at smiles and seeing only grins..."
"Beautiful day, isn't it?" Kirk  "Yes. Yes, it is." Picard
"Beautiful is! Chaos too dim is to notice the most of."
"Beautiful plumage, that Tom."
"Beautiful story.  Kinda gets you right HERE!"  -- Q
"Beautiful!  Splash one.  Look at the carnage!  Haha!" -- Tom Servo
"Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror." -- Gibran
"Beauty is life when life unveils her holy face." -- Gibran
"Beauty is my bidness." - D. Letterman
"Beauty is the lover's gift." -Congreve
"Beauty is transitory. Beauty survives." - Spock and Kirk.
"Beauty is transitory." "Beauty survives." - Spock and Kirk, "That Which Survives"
"Beauty is transitory." - Spock     "Beauty survives." - Kirk
"Beauty is truth, truth beauty"   Keats
"Beauty provoketh thieves sooner than gold." - Shakespeare
"Beauty...in the dark." Sheridan
"Beavis - he's got the Playboy Channel!" - Butt-Head
"Beavis has a magic Johnson- It disappears into his hand" -Butt-Head
"Beavis is a do-it-yourselfer. Huh huh." "Heh heh. Oh yeah."
"Beavis is not dog food! .. huh uh huh He's worm food!" - Butthead
"Beavis! What is your major malfunction?" - Buzzcut
"Beavis, I'm a little disappointed in you." - Butt-Head
"Beavis, I've seen the top of the mountain, and it is good." - Butthead
"Beavis, are you sure you're ready for this?" - Butt-Head
"Beavis, don't ever take that tone with me!" - Butt-Head
"Beavis, don't you *ever* tell me to shut up." - Butt-Head
"Beavis, we need to start a band.  TODAY." - Butt-Head
"Beavis, you gotta get a whiff of this!" - Butt-Head
"Beavis, you stay on that couch!"
"Beavis, you're gonna have like 4 buttholes if you don't shut up!"
"Because I could not stop for Death, he kindly stopped for me."
"Because I don't have a real sword handy." - Timov
"Because I don't say it, don't mean I ain't thinkin' it." -Dave
"Because I kill indiscriminately?" -- Tom Servo
"Because I'm evil, and love is gone. My love is gone." -Danzig
"Because any number is a limit, and perfection doesn't have limits."
"Because he's an ignorant monkey & doesn't know any better." -- Z.B.III
"Because he's holding a thermal detonator!" - C-3PO
"Because in this war, Captain, we need all the chances we can get."
"Because it's always been done that way," is NOT a good reason!
"Because it's there" - James Kirk...
"Because no Changeling has harmed another." Lovok
"Because no matter where you go ... there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai
"Because that's what we do.  We're professional botherers." -- Al
"Because the TNG Tech Manual SAYS so!" -Canonhead
"Because the frogs don't listen" -- Crow T. Robot
"Because we're Protestant!  And fiercely proud of it!!"
"Because you're black." "You are... He is." Lethal Weapon
"Because, I'd rather feel bad than not feel anything at all."
"Because, my dear Mr. Spock, Rome had no Sun Worshipers." McCoy
"Becausehe'sdeafnotstuuupid!" - Wally Careu
"Become one with what you are.  Become one with what you are not."
"Bedeebedeebedee... make it so, folks!" - Porky Picard
"Beefcake season begins today, and I plan on bagging my limit."
"Beefy peanut buster bel grande!" -- Joel Robinson
"Beekeeping" - by A. V. Arry
"Beelzebub the Clown!" -- Tom Servo
"Been a long time since I Rock and Rolled"
"Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true" -Led Zep
"Been down there about five centuries." La Forge
"Been saved again by the garbage truck..." -- Tori Amos
"Been spending most my life living in a Pastime Paradise..."
"Been there, done that, got the T-shirt."
"Been through the desert in a car with no name" -- Crow T. Robot
"Been waiting awhile to meet you, for the chance to shake your hand."
"Beep Beep? Must be Earth humor" - Londo Molari
"Beep beep boop beep boop beep beep." - R2D2
"Beep beep?  It *must* be Earth humor..." -- Londo Molari
"Beep beep?  Must be Earth humor.." - Londo
"Beep beep? Beep beep!?" Must be Earth humor....." - Londo
"Beep beep? Must be Earth humor....." - Londo
"Beep-beep, Richie." -- The Loser's Club
"Beep? Beep? It must be Earth humour." - Londo Mollari
"Beer Drinkers And Hell Raisers" -- ZZ Top
"Beer, Budweiser, ice cold"                       - Riker
"Beer, Mr. Peterson?" "Ok, but stop me at 1...well, 1:30."
"Beer, Samuel Adams, cold." - Couch Potato
"Beer.  Budweiser.  Cold." -- Riker
"Beer.  Now there's a temporary solution." - Homer
"Beer/Wine?  Wine made from fresh beer?" -- Mike Nelson
"Before combat, it is important to stay warm." Freya
"Before sunrise he's your son." -- Mufasa
"Before sunrise, he's your son."
"Before the Normans?"  "Before the humans."
"Before the dark ages, before, the Empire" - Obe Wan
"Before the dark times.  Before the Empire." -- Obi Wan Kenobi
"Before they invented action.  Or Paula Abdul." -- Crow T. Robot
"Before we begin, is anyone here an investigative reporter?" - Simpsons
"Before you got here, I was a guy." --Tori    "/Aaaahhh!/  It's the Evil Toddsite!" --Gen, SN
"Before you louse something up, THIMK!"
"Begging for Mercy: Crawling Cringing Begging Beseeching" - poster
"Begin sterilization." Bashir
"Begin the day with a friendly voice.": Rush
"Behave yourselves, gentlemen." -- Yar
"Behave, or I *won't* spank you!"
"Behind the bushes on the gravelly road." (Jerry)
"Behind the scenes at Easy Rider magazine." -- Crow T. Robot
"Behind those old eyes you hold a 16-year old heart."  Vivian Leigh
"Behold!  This is the Holy Grail!" -- God
"Behold, the Walls of Jericho." - Peter Warne
"Behold, the case of Kyre Banord!" --Tim
"Behold, the day! Behold, it has come! DOOM has gone out!" - Ez. 7:10
"Behold, the half was not told me." -- 1 Kings 10:7
"Behold, this dreamer cometh." -- Genesis 32:19
"Behold. A gateway to your own past, if you wish." Guardian
"Being an outsider isn't so bad."--Odo
"Being cold is what keeps me alive." - 007 (Golden Eye)
"Being disintegrated makes me ve-ry an-gry!"  &lt;huff, huff&gt;
"Being here is a lot like being lost, Arthur."  The Tick
"Being pregnant isn't a reason to get married." -- Sam Beckett
"Being rank has it's privileges" - Greasepit
"Being right too soon is socially unacceptable." - Heinlein
"Being with you, it's just one epiphany after another" - Hobbes
"Bejeeses, I'm no good at speeches."    Fredric March
"Bela Lugosi's brother Shemp Lugosi"
"Bela is dead and Vampira won't talk." - Ed Wood
"Bela, I have 25 scenes to shoot tonight." - Ed Wood
"Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man." - Thomas Paine
"Believe in the bible?" "Hell no, I've read it."
"Believe it or not, Worf is developing a sense of humor." - Yar
"Believe me, I never meant to shut you out." - Richard Franklin
"Believe me, I wish I weren't." Doctor
"Believe me, I'm honored to be nominated." Bashir
"Believe me, I'm not." Bashir  "I thought so." Dax
"Believe me, nothing is trivial!" -- Eric Draven
"Believe me, nothing is trivial!" -- The Crow
"Believe me, nothing's trivial." -Eric Draven
"Believe me, the air is thick with debacle." - Binkley
"Believe me, this will hurt you more than it hurts me." - Duncan
"Believe me...I wish I weren't."--HoloDoc
"Believe what you will, until experience changes your mind." - Delenn
"Believing in yourself improves your aim better than target practice."
"Believing is seeing." -- DiSimoni's Rule of Cognition
"Bell-Bottoms!  Who are you?  Sammy Davis Jr.?" - Bloom County
"Beltane, tarot cards, mistletoewhaddaya gonna take next? My watch?"
"Ben Hogan recovered his golf ball," said Tom profoundly.
"Ben!  Ben!" - Luke
"Ben, why didn't you tell me?" - Luke
"Bend me, Shape me, Anyway you want me."
"Bend over Blackadder it's poker time"
"Bend the rules, Nemesis." Hercules
"Beneath this flabby exterior lies a complete lack of character."
"Benjamin! You know how I hate to be kept waiting!" Kira-2
"Benjamin, it's getting larger!" - Dax
"Benjamin, why is Kira talking to an invisible person called Al?"
"Benjamin, will you *please* stop calling me `Old Man?'" - Dax
"Benji! Don't run out on the high@#%^&(* NO TERRIER
"Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence" -- Time Bandits
"Beowolf?" Tuvok
"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you!" -Hoagie
"Bernie & Max have forgotten what "racing" is." - Nick Hamilton
"Bertie" -Victoria (1819-1901), Queen of England, last word
"Beseech this!" -- Joel Robinson
"Beshrew my heart, but I pity the man." - Shakespeare
"Besides that."
"Besides, Angel may yet help us win this thing." - Paladin
"Besides, I didn't know if 'weenie' had a Y or an I." -- Tim Taylor
"Besides, I don't think we have the room." - Sheridan
"Besides, he's kinda sexy..." - Persephone on Hades
"Besides, it is clearly a bunny rabbit!" - Data
"Besides, it is clearly a chicken." - Data
"Besides, it's no stranger than what you're eating." -- Troi
"Besides, now they're paying me triple." -- Quark
"Besides, they pay me double." -- Quark
"Besides, this may be an opportunity to make a friend." Janeway
"Besides, tribbles have no teeth!" Cyrano Jones
"Besides, you know what a careful guy I am." -- Indiana Jones
"Besides, you look good in a dress." - Riker to Worf
"Best guess, Mr. Sulu." - Kirk
"Best laugh I had all evening." - Ragnell
"Best men are often moulded out of faults." - Shakespeare
"Best not think about it too much, if you ask me."  - Bashir
"Bet he wishes he had a life!" -- Joel Robinson
"Bet the camera man got sick" -- Crow T. Robot
"Bet you can't say that three times fast." - Wakko Warner
"Bet you're gay!" - Galahad   "No, I'm not!" - Launcelot
"Betcha care now, don'tcha?" -- Tom Servo
"Betrayed by his final thoughts." Bender
"Better Late than never " applies to returning books too.
"Better Living through Blue Wave."
"Better Living through InterMail!"
"Better a known enemy than a forced ally."  -Napoleon
"Better an authentic Mammon than a bogus God." -- MacNeice
"Better and better, Mr.Spock." Kirk
"Better be sure." - Jack Napier
"Better cut back on the caffine, my friend." Sheriff Buck
"Better get ready, 'cause we're almost there!"
"Better her then me" - Han Solo
"Better hide your Megadeath albums." - Fox Mulder
"Better is a highly subjective term." - Data
"Better keep the brass monkeys in *tonight*!" -- Col. Henry Blake
"Better know nothing than half-know many things."
"Better late than never!": The single girl's motto
"Better let her go, Sisko.  She's all we've got." - Odo
"Better living through Revlon, guys." - Dazzler
"Better lock up the silverware." -- Sisko     "I'm on it." -- Odo
"Better make myself look *big*!" -- The Cat
"Better one suffer than a nation grieve." -- Dryden
"Better quit while you're behind, Frank." -- Trapper
"Better than the Wolf? I thought that was a given..."
"Better than those No-Scientist strips" -- Crow T. Robot
"Better than wrestlin'!" - Tor Johnson
"Better than you expected or better than you hoped?" - Dana Scully
"Better things to do with my time, Mr. Tech Support." -- Crow
"Better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool."
"Better to copulate than never." - Lazarus Long
"Better to die a hero than to live a coward." -- Wisetongue
"Better to die a thousand deaths than wound my honor." - Addison
"Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees."
"Better to just buy another one." --Keiichi Nakasato's motto
"Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it"
"Better to throw it out-than throw it in." - Skinny Mitchell
"Better to wrestle with a giant than to lock horns with a Bariaur"
"Better wind up the model again..." -- Tom Servo
"Better yet, I'll kill him.  You push the button." -- Dr. Forrester
"Better yet, are you programmed to sing?" - Neelix
"Better" is the death knell for "good enough"
"Better'n those dickweeds on 60 Minutes..." -- Tom Servo
"Better." "Better?" "Better get a bucket.."
"Betty Rubble? Well I would go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma
"Betty, Marv is more excused than you..." -- Mike Nelson
"Between grief and nothing, I will take grief." - Faulkner
"Between our quests, we seek incest and to impersonate Clark Gable..."
"Between the two of us, we'll kill this thing!" Decker
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
"Between you, me, and the grand piano, it wasn't a bad idea." - Potter
"Beulah, peel me a grape." 
"Beverly Hills Cop:  The slow, white version!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Beverly, the Prime Directive is not just a set of rules." Picard
"Beverly, we've done everything we can!" Picard
"Beverly.  May I call you Beverly?" Data
"Beware my power, Green Lantern's Light!"
"Beware of Romulans bearing gifts" - Dr. McCoy
"Beware of Shadows.  They move when you're not watching." Sinclair
"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes."
"Beware of altruism.  It is based on self-deception," - Heinlein
"Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers
"Beware of quantum ducks.       Quark!     Quark!"
"Beware of the Turd of Altair 7!" -- Tom Servo
"Beware of the man whose god is in the skies" - G.B. Shaw
"Beware of the military-industrial complex." - D. Eisenhower
"Beware of the technological recalicitrants!" - Peter B.
"Beware of the...Oh, NO, ARRGGH!!!"
"Beware of wake turbulence behind departing turtle . . !"
"Beware the Dragon." -ACS Head Sysop
"Beware the Ides of March." - Shakespeare
"Beware the fury of a patient man." -- Dryden
"Beware, little sister.  That way lies the Wyrm." -- Jalisha
"Beyond the blue event horizon..."
"Beyond the horizon of the place we lived when we were young" -Floyd
"Beyond the reach of human range - A touch of hell, a drop of strange."
"Beyond your tunnel vision reality fades like shadows into the night"
"Bibbity... bobbity..." - S. Strange, M.D.
"Bible" is pronounced "Buy Bull"
"Bicycle Repair Man!  But... how?!?"
"Bicycle Repairman!  Thank goodness you've come!  Look!  It's broken!"
"Bidets don't have a seat to leave up." - Why men like bidets #1
"Biff.  Muff.  Let me flip one these switches." -- Tom Servo
"Big  Daddy  Rasta",  that's  sounds   pretty   cool!
"Big 7-11 item, provolone." -- Tom Servo
"Big Brother is watching you." -- Orwell
"Big Daddy!  Now what makes him so big?"    Paul Newman
"Big Dog"  "Really Big Dog"
"Big Dog"  "Really Big Dog"""Big Fart!"  - By Hugh Jass
"Big Dog..."  "Really Big Dog..."
"Big Dog..."  "Really Big Dog..." - The Tick
"Big John Call IS Santa Claus in `O Little Town of DEATHlehem'!"
"Big Man On Campus"  - By A. Letterman
"Big bang took and shook the world, shook down the rising sun."-Rush
"Big blue wobbly thing that mermaids live in."  "What's that?"  "C".
"Big deal.  So we changed our minds." - Terrible Tues
"Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are" -Floyd
"Big moon staring at the World Tonite..."
"Big shot!  Big shot!  Big shot!"
"Big tough astronaut guy has a princess phone..." -- Tom Servo
"Big-Cats" are hard to train said "one arm" Harry!--jkb
"Big-Cats" can be dangerous said "one arm" Harry!
"Big-Cats" can be trained said "one arm" Harry!
"Bigamy:  Only crime where two rites make a wrong." --B Hope
"BigbooTE! TAY! TAY!!!" - John Bigboote
"Bigger Eats Smaller. The Swamp Monster is well within his rights."
"Biggest disaster in US history and they're televising it."
"Biggest gang I know they call the government."  - Perry Farrell
"Biggest of all Babylon stations. We need. Needing we take" - Zathras
"Bigomy is non-scriptural.  Man cannot serve two masters."
"Bigotry keeps truth safe in its hand with a grip that kills it."
"Bill Clinton is dating Jody Foster" -- Reagan
"Bill Clinton, The Best Argument for the Retroactive Abortion..."
"Bill Gates", or how to erase the National Debt?
"Bill T. Cat for President. A desperate choice for desperate times."
"Bill, strange things are afoot at the Circle K" -Ted Theodore Logan
"Bill, strange things are afoot at the Circle K." -- Ted
"Bill.  Bill.  Summons.  Bill." - Homer goes through the daily mail
"Bill. Bill. Summons. Bill." -bad mail day!
"Billie Jean is not my lover..." - Micheal Jackson
"Billy Carter: The Sequel," starring Roger Clinton!
"Billy's gonna be a `Boil-In-The-Bag' dinner soon!" -- Crow
"Billy's out of the tub.  We can dive." -- Tom Servo
"Billy, what's 2+2?"  "That's easy!  Square Root of 16!"
"Bimbo," said Pooh, as Britteny Spears took the stage
"Bingo, bango, bongo!  True story!" - Al
"Bingo, to quote you, you're in deep caca." -- Sam Beckett
"Bingo-bango, sugar in the gastank, ex-husband strikes again."
"Biology as in. Reproduction?" Kirk to Spock
"Biology?  As in reproduction?" -- Kirk
"Bioneural circuitry?" Paris
"Biped. Small. Good cranial development." McCoy
"Biplane"  ...last words a pilot says before bailing out.
"Birdbrain and birdneck, should get on like a house on fire!"
"Birds fly over the rainbow.  Why, oh why can't I?"
"Birds" - by C. Gull
"Bit Decay?!?  You say you have Bi+ Decay?"
"Bite Me!" - Count Draculas Wife
"Bite me! Suck me! Make me drink blood!" -- the Vampire motto.
"Bite me!" -- Gypsy
"Bite me, Frodo!" -- TV's Frank
"Bite me, it's fun!"   "Crow!  No!"
"Bite me, it's fun!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Bite me, it's fun!" --Mystery Science Theater 3000 sticker
"Bite me, pig." - Mimi
"Bite off, dirtball."
"Bite the Wax Tadpole." Original Coca-Cola Chinese
"Bite the Wax Tadpole." Original translation of Coca-Cola into Chinese
"Bite the wax tadpole. " -original Chinese translation of Coca-Cola.
"Bitten, sir, during the night." "Whole leg gone, eh?"
"Bizarre to the point of lunacy."--Arturo
"Bizarre. A sentence fragment. Another fragment." -David Moser
"Black and blue... and who knows which is which and who is who"
"Black arrow!  I have saved you to the last!" - Bard, Lord of Dale
"Black blood of the earth."  "You mean oil?"  "I mean black blood!"
"Black card, Lister, this is a BLACK CARD SITUATION!!!"--Rimmer
"Black card, Lister.  Black card." -- Rimmer
"Black racist" is an oxymoron.
"Black wind come carry me far away..." - Sisters of Mercy
"Black" does not equate to "Not Racist"
"Blackened is the end..." -Metallica
"Blackmail's an ugly word."-BJ to Frank.  "We prefer extortion."-Hawk
"Blah, blah, blah.  Yackety Schmackety."
"Blaine is a pain, and THAT is the truth."-- S. King.
"Blake's gone, son.  I'm here." -- Potter to Radar
"Blame is better to give than receive." -- Limbaugh
"Blame is better to give than receive." -Rush: Permanent Waves
"Blame it on the guy who can't speak english." - Homer
"Blame not on stupidity what is best explained by ignorance." - Heinlein
"Blame someone else before they blame you." Nautilator
"Blasphemy.  I should cast you out, or smite you or something." -Q
"Blast medicine anyway!" - McCoy
"Blasted government parts." - Lawrence Limburger
"Blasted, forget the manual!" Kirk
"Bleating and babbling I fell on his neck with a scream" -Floyd
"Bleeding Pommy!" --Mary  "Yes, I am now, thank you." --Todd, DVP
"Blender rotations per second or something.  Whirr, whirr."--Matt C.
"Bless this Holy Hand Grenade and with it smash our enemy to tiny bits!"
"Bless your beautiful hide." -- TV's Frank
"Blessed are the Cheesemakers."
"Blessed are the grease monkeys." -- Joel Robinson
"Blessed are the meek:  for they shall inherit the earth."
"Blessed are the merciful:  for they shall obtain mercy."
"Blessed are the pure in heart:  for they shall see God."
"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt."
"Blessed are those who eat first, for they shall have more stamina".
"Blessed are you among women."
"Blessed be the Body, and health to all of its parts." Spock
"Blessed be the Son!" Septimus  "Yes, of course." Kirk
"Blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus."
"Blesss us and splash us, my precioussss!" - Gollum
"Bleugh," said Pooh, as the salmonella took full effect
"Blew a kiss and tried to take it home...." -Stone Temple Pilots
"Blind devotion came, rotting your brain" - Metallica
"Blind faith in anything can get you killed." - B. Springsteen, 1985
"Blind, stupid, simple, doo-da, clueless LUCK!" - Two-Face
"Blindside, you're flickering..." -- Force
"Blindsided by another short." -- Joel Robinson
"Blink and they'll be ghosts.  Blink and they'll be gone."
"Blink and they'll be gone.  Blink and they'll be dead." -- LaCroix
"Blond hair is so retro." - Elmyra
"Blond on blond on blond on blond." -- Crow
"Blonde hair is so retro." - Elmyra
"Blonde on blonde on blonde on blonde." -- Crow T. Robot
"Blood in the Saddle"  by The Kotex Kid
"Blood is thicker than vacuum.  But only slightly." -- Ferengi Proverb
"Blood of the Sisters.  Rage of the Mother." -- Black Fury
"Blood sample, Chekov! Marrow sample, Chekov!" Chekov
"Blood thins. The body fails." Karidian
"Bloodcurling Tales of Horror and the Macabre"
"Bloodshed!" - Uncle Fester
"Bloody Cardasians!  I just got the damn thing fixed!" -- O'Brien
"Bloody Cardasians!  I just got the darn thing fixed!"
"Bloody Cardasians!I just got the damn thing fixed!" O'Brien
"Bloody Cardassians -- I just got this damn thing fixed." -- O'Brien
"Bloody Cardassians!  I just got the Damn thing fixed."....O'Brien
"Bloody Cardassians!  I just got this damn thing fixed."
"Bloody Cardassians.. I just got this damn thing fixed !" - O'Brien
"Bloody hell!" -- O'Brien
"Bloody hell!" said O'Brien as Pooh turned into a Founder
"Bloody peasant!"  "Oh, what a give-away!"
"Bloody peasant!"  "Ooh, didja hear that? What a giveaway!"
"Bloody potatoes.  Next thing you know, they'll be eating them."
"Bloody syndications!  We just got this damn thing fixed!"
"Blow the horn!  Make everyone get out of our way!" - Calvin
"Blow the lid off the whole bread wholesaling racket." -- Tom Servo
"Blow up the balloons," Tom said airily.
"Blow your dampers!" Scott
"Blowers good, paper baaad..." -- Dana Carvey
"Blowing the Bosun's pipe" gives Clinton's Navy a new meaning.
"Blue Wave doesn't do Swedish!!!"                        Don Alt, 1994
"Blue Wave v2.20... Well worth the wait!"            Don Alt, 8/8/1995
"Blue Wave v2.20... well worth the wait!!"         Don Alt, 8 Aug 1995
"Blue Wave! Yes my son, long ago mail was read 1 packet at a time."
"Blue Wave!...... Not Just Another Off-Line Mail System &lt;tm&gt;!"
"Blue Wavers" are folks who love Blue Wave Offline Mail Products!
"Bo shuda." -- Jabba the Hutt
"Bo-" said Pooh, as the Censor cut him off.
"Boarding" in hockey has NOTHING to do with exchange students!
"Boards don't hit back!" - B. Lee
"Boat drinks!  I gotta go where it's warm!"
"Bob - oh, Bob... Do I have any openings this man might fit?"
"Bob Dole should've known about dandelion patches." - Opus
"Bob and Carol and Tor and Alice..." -- Joel Robinson
"Bob is everywhere, man.  Bob is everywhere." -- Agent Cooper
"Bob it?  H*ll, she cut it clean off!" --John Bobbit
"Bob knows *things* about *stuff*!!"
"Bob's BigBORG -- We do it OUR way!"
"Bob's Mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.  Pickup or delivery?"
"Bob-Cats" can be trained said "two finger" Larry!--jkb
"Bob?  Gun."  &lt;*BLAM*&gt; - The Joker
"Bobby Rydell goes undercover." -- Crow T. Robot
"Bodduh!" said Pooh, We're here to &lt;clap&gt; pump you up!
"Body Talk" -- Ratt
"Body builder by day, Trappist monk by night" -- Crow T. Robot
"Body by Fisher -- brains by Mattel."
"Boing boing cluck boing."
"Boingee, Boingee, Boingee!" - Yakko, Wakko and Dot Warner
"Boingie boingie boingie boingie" -- The Warners
"Boingy boingy boingy boingy..." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Warner
"Boingy!  Boingy!  Boingy!" -- Yakko, Wakko and Dot
"Boingy, Boingy, Boingy, Boingy!!"
"Boingy, boingy, boingy!"  "Oh, yeah? YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED!!!"
"Bold?  Well, hell yes it's bold!" -- Mike Nelson
"Boldly going forward because we can't find reverse!"
"Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse!" - Picard
"Boldly going forward, cause we can't find reverse."
"Boli me uvo za sve!"-Vinsent Van Gog
"Bolje da mene seta po krevetu" :)
"Bollo^G^G^Gther", said Pooh, on his VT220 emulator.
"Bollocks!" said Pooh, being more forthright than usual.
"Bomb #20, you're out of the bomb bay again."
"Bomb so nice he dropped it twice!" -- Tom Servo
"Bon Voyage.  I've gotta go jump up out of a cake." -- Al
"Bon appe-die!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Bon appite" - 007 (Sean Coonery to piranaha - You Only Live Twice)
"Bon appitite. BITCH"-Freddy Krueger
"Bon joure, mon capitaine.  You wanted to see me?" - Q
"Bon soir, my little friends..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Bonanza was never like this..." -- Sam Beckett
"Bond, what do you think you're doing?" "Keeping the British end up sir."
"Bones this man is injured" "Damnit Jim I'm a doctor not a, oh yeah.."
"Bones!  It's Jerry Garcia!"   "He's dead, Jim. And grateful."
"Bones!  That feels wonderful!"  "It's head Jim"
"Bones!  That!  Feels!  Wonderful!"     "It's head, Jim."
"Bones! I'm dying!"  "Damn it, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a...oh, yeah."
"Bones! It's EnsignGoodyear!"  " He's tread, Jim."
"Bones! It's Jerry Garcia!"  "He's dead, Jim...and grateful."
"Bones! It's Sylvester Stallone in a cop suit!"  "He's Dredd, Jim!"
"Bones! That feels wonderful!"     "It's head, Jim."
"Bones! What have I done?" - Kirk   STVIII  "The search for Depends"
"Bones" McCoy, DDS He's DEAD, Jim.  Get his ears. - Spock
"Bones, Check Lt. Pillsbury"  "He's Toast Jim!"
"Bones, I do believe you're getting grey!" Kirk
"Bones, I know a little place..." Kirk
"Bones, I see a white light."    "You're dead Jim."
"Bones, I'm a captain!  Not a doctor." -- Kirk
"Bones, I've been a bad boy! Spank me!"
"Bones, Its Ensign Zeppelin!"  "He's Led Jim."
"Bones, Sarek will die without that operation." Kirk
"Bones, did you ever hear of a doomsday machine?" Kirk
"Bones, give me a reading."    "It appears to be a taglin
"Bones, it's Ensign FullaPb."           "He's lead, Jim!"
"Bones, it's Ensign Goodyear!"  "He's tread, Jim."
"Bones, it's Ensign Ketchup!" "He's red Jim".
"Bones, this man is dying."  "Blast it Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a- oh"
"Bones, who's that guy with the scythe?"  "He's Death, Jim."
"Bones, you know who that is?" Kirk
"Bones. It wasn't your fault. Bones. Bones." Kirk
"Bones. Stay with her. Do what you can." Kirk
"Bones?"  "Yes, Captain?"  "I shouldn't have chewed you out."
"Bones?" - Yakko  "Dammit Yakko, I'm a doctor, not a magician!" - Bones
"Bonesthere's a 'thing' out there!"
"Bonk!  Bonk on the head!" -- Mike Nelson
"Bonk-bonk!  On the head!  Bonk-bonk!"
"Boo!" - The Crow
"Book yourself, Dano!" -- Tom Servo
"Bookowordies=Another word for Thesaurus"
"Books will speak plain when counsellors blanch." -- Bacon
"Books, like people, are too loud when dropped." -- Worf
"Books?" Who reads "books?" ... All I read are QWK paks & Taglines!
"Boom boom, bang bang, lie down you're dead" -Pink Floyd
"Boom shabba-labba, boom shabba-labba, hey there hey there" - Ivanova
"Boom, shabalaba, hey there, hey there..." Ivanova
"Boom, shabalabalaba, Boom, shabalabalaba!" Ivanova
"Boom, shabalabalaba..." - Ivanova
"Boom, sooner or later, BOOM!!!"  Ivanova
"Boom.  Boom boom boom.  Boom boom." -- Ivanova
"Boom.  Boom-boom-boom.  Boom, boom, BOOM!"--Ivanova
"Boom. Boom. BoomBoomBoom. Boom! Have a nice day." - Babylon5
"Boomerangs and kangaroos everywhere, can't have that!" Mallory
"Boomerangs and kangaroos everywhere.  Can't have that!" -- Quinn
"Boop Boop Bee Boop!" - Betty Boop
"Boop Boop Bee Boop" - Marilyn Monroe
"Boop boop be doop." -- Betty Boop
"Boop boop bee boop." - M. Monroe
"Boost the confinement beam, please." Data to Barklay
"Boot to the head!"  *THUD*  "Ow!!! You booted me in the head!"
"Bootheels clocked up the hallway toward him." - The Stand
"Booze and jammies don't mix!" -- Mike Nelson
"Booze is good food."
"Booze still heals!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Bordem is the highest mental state." * Einstein
"Bored, bored, bored."  "Nail, nail, nail."
"Boredom is the curse of immortality." - Cormac McCardle
"Boredom is the highest mental state." -- Einstein
"Borg ship has broken pursuit." Barnaby
"Borg!  Unh!  Good God, y'all!  What is it good for?"
"Borg..Where? I Don't see any...@&*%#$@!
"Borg?  I don't see any   &)*^$     NO CARRIER
"Borg?  I don't see any B%^&# NO CARRIER
"BorgBorgBorg!" - The Swedish Chef of Borg.
"BorgDOS: Irrelevant command or filename"
"Borgs having an affair with androids..." on the next Oprah.
"Boring conversation anyway." -- Han Solo
"Boris the Spider..." - The Who
"Born again?  Excuse me for NOT getting it right the first time!"
"Born free, enslaved by church and state."
"Born from the dark, in the black cloak of night." -Megadeth
"Born to be Kings!  We're the Princes of the Universe!"
"Born with a silver foot in his mouth."  -- Ann Richards on George Bush
"Born with wings of light and a sword of faith" -- Serra Angel
"Bosnia is free," said Tom acerbically.
"Boss Jim Geddes?  Missus Miller?  Karen Valentine?" -- TV's Frank
"Boss's always in a good mood when the heroin arrives." -- Nelson
"Boss, their dumpster was *full*!" -- George the Janitor
"Boss, today I got in on time, to make up for being out yesterday."
"Botany Bay... Botany Bay?!?...oh, no!" -- Chekov
"Botany BayBotany Bay!  Oh, no!" -- Chekov
"Both**?/bnmj", said @F, as someone blew his head off
"Both.." said Pooh, as the guillotine came down
"Both...&lt;splat&gt;," said Pooh, as someone blew his brains out
"Bothe, said Pooh, as the Hundred-Acre Woods was annexed by SMURFS
"Bothe^$%^&%NO CARRIER" said Pooh as his modem blew up
"Bothel," signed Po-oh, in Chinese Sign Language
"Bother !" cried Pooh, after he spoke the Lords name backwards.
"Bother Said Pooh 'cos he only had 4 megs
"Bother long and prosper! - Pooh the Vulcan
"Bother said Pooh - and fed the pidgeons to the cat
"Bother said Pooh as @TOFIRST@ fondled him
"Bother said Pooh as @TOFIRST@ replied to his message
"Bother said Pooh as O.J. Simpson ran him over in A Ford Bronco
"Bother said Pooh as he deleted Windows
"Bother said Pooh as he realized that he said f*ck in fido
"Bother said Pooh as he set up a claymore
"Bother said Pooh, as he looked for the accessible bathroom
"Bother said Pooh, as he looked for the handicapped parking space
"Bother said Pooh, as he looked for the wheelchair entrance
"Bother said Pooh, as the Fax Modem said No Carrier
"Bother said Pooh, from his wheelchair as he looked for an accessible bathroom
"Bother said Pooh, from his wheelchair, as he looked for a curb cut
"Bother said Pooh,from his wheelchair,looking4an accessible bathroom
"Bother that damned bird!" said Pooh, as he went to kill Owl
"Bother!  I didn't think you had the lobes!" -- Quark
"Bother! said @F, as he got splattered all over the Taglines
"Bother! said Pooh, as he put the coffee in the microwave.
"Bother! said Pooh, this Tagline is revolting.
"Bother! worried Pooh, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted another dupe.
"Bother!" "Bother!" said Pooh's twin.
"Bother!" - Pooh
"Bother!" A Pooh poo.
"Bother!" Bother! said Pooh's twin.
"Bother!" Said @F, and twited his moderator
"Bother!" Said Pooh, "I need a sauce for piglet."
"Bother!" Said Pooh, and twited his moderator.
"Bother!" Said Pooh, as the virus ate his hard disk
"Bother!" aid @F, as he crossed-dressed for Christopher
"Bother!" cried Pooh, after he pushed The Button to start Armageddon.
"Bother!" cried Pooh, as he sold Eyore to the glue factory
"Bother!" cried Pooh, as he spoke the Lord's name backwards
"Bother!" gagged Pooh, gazing at @FN@'s yeast infection
"Bother!" howled Pooh, when Piglet put Tasbasco Sauce in the KY Jelly
"Bother!" said %N as %A threw the airlock switch
"Bother!" said @F and deleted his entire message base
"Bother!" said @F and garotted another passing proletariat
"Bother!" said @F and hid Piglet's corpse
"Bother!" said @F as Christopher Robin pleaded to be spanked again
"Bother!" said @F as Han Solo asked for more money
"Bother!" said @F as Piglet took his modem away from him
"Bother!" said @F as he cut his initials in the snow
"Bother!" said @F as he deleted his source code
"Bother!" said @F as he developed crabs
"Bother!" said @F as he drank Roo's blood
"Bother!" said @F as he drew a Dragon's Fang on Rabbit's door
"Bother!" said @F as he erased his hard drive data
"Bother!" said @F as he fell into the Water Closet
"Bother!" said @F as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader
"Bother!" said @F as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's
"Bother!" said @F as he learned that his symbiont detested hunny
"Bother!" said @F as he lit the end of the gas-soaked rag
"Bother!" said @F as he looked at his genealogy
"Bother!" said @F as he misquoted the druidic Spell of Making
"Bother!" said @F as he shot A.A. Milne for being a git
"Bother!" said @F as he tapped out a false distress signal
"Bother!" said @F as he torched the forest
"Bother!" said @F as he transcended this plane
"Bother!" said @F as he tried to install OS/2. (For the tenth time.)
"Bother!" said @F as he tried to install Windows
"Bother!" said @F as he tried to uninstall WARP
"Bother!" said @F as he turned the launch key
"Bother!" said @F as he turned to the Dark Side
"Bother!" said @F as he twitted his moderator
"Bother!" said @F as he uncovered a hive of Smurfs
"Bother!" said @F as he underwent aversion therapy
"Bother!" said @F as he waded through a feminist linguistic polemic
"Bother!" said @F as the Ewoks stole his honey pot
"Bother!" said @F as the FBI came knocking
"Bother!" said @F as the French Nuclear Testing blew his head off
"Bother!" said @F as the Rangers won the Stanley Cup
"Bother!" said @F as the Stormtroopers caught him
"Bother!" said @F as the Vogons destroyed Earth
"Bother!" said @F as the wind blew the smoke from his gun barrel
"Bother!" said @F locking his photon torpedoes on the USS Heffalump
"Bother!" said @F nailing Eeyore's tail onto Owl's feathered fanny
"Bother!" said @F reaching around Owl's waist to adjust his condom
"Bother!" said @F sending in a team from the S.A.S
"Bother!" said @F staring for hours at Rabbit's CD-ROM GIF library
"Bother!" said @F stuffing Piglet's lifeless corspe into a dustbin
"Bother!" said @F taking the last hit from his grass
"Bother!" said @F then he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder
"Bother!" said @F this Tagline is revolting
"Bother!" said @F tossing his empty Guinness bottle into a dustbin
"Bother!" said @F when he couldn't think of a tagline
"Bother!" said @F when he shot a preemie
"Bother!" said @F, "I need a sauce for piglet."
"Bother!" said @F, "I only wanted to *stun* Tigger."
"Bother!" said @F, "this Martini was stirred, not shaken."
"Bother!" said @F, We better nuke 'em from orbit
"Bother!" said @F, after not recording 'Eastenders'
"Bother!" said @F, and called in an air strike
"Bother!" said @F, and carved Eeyore's name in the black candle
"Bother!" said @F, and deleted C:\DOS\*.*
"Bother!" said @F, and deleted his source code
"Bother!" said @F, and drew his .45 and shot the intruder
"Bother!" said @F, and erased his message base
"Bother!" said @F, and garroted another passing proletariat
"Bother!" said @F, and he twit filtered his moderator
"Bother!" said @F, and hit his reset switch
"Bother!" said @F, and inhaled
"Bother!" said @F, and launched a Maverick
"Bother!" said @F, and pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier
"Bother!" said @F, and pulled the yellow handles
"Bother!" said @F, and reinstalled Tag-O-Matic
"Bother!" said @F, and twitted Ben Grey
"Bother!" said @F, and twitted Chris Miller
"Bother!" said @F, and twitted Kwisatz Haderach
"Bother!" said @F, and twitted Ray Oliver
"Bother!" said @F, and twitted Sean Sixsmith
"Bother!" said @F, as Bert posted again
"Bother!" said @F, as Cthulhu emerged from the darkness
"Bother!" said @F, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot
"Bother!" said @F, as Kwisatz Haderach ran to him with his pants down
"Bother!" said @F, as Lorena Bobbitt tied him to the bed
"Bother!" said @F, as Naiman wrought terrible revenge upon him
"Bother!" said @F, as Picard demoted him to Ensign
"Bother!" said @F, as Piglet stepped on the land mine
"Bother!" said @F, as Piglet tried to cast Fireball
"Bother!" said @F, as Piglet whipped him with ZiViding crop
"Bother!" said @F, as Q destroyed the universe
"Bother!" said @F, as Quark cheated him
"Bother!" said @F, as Quark showed him the Ferengi print
"Bother!" said @F, as Rabbit pushed him off the speeding train
"Bother!" said @F, as Ro Laren kicked him in the crotch
"Bother!" said @F, as Rob replied to Gibson's message
"Bother!" said @F, as Wakko tried to come up with a new Gookie
"Bother!" said @F, as he backed up onto the wrong tape
"Bother!" said @F, as he began transferring his taglines to T-Matic
"Bother!" said @F, as he blew up the Enterprise
"Bother!" said @F, as he broke the last seal
"Bother!" said @F, as he built a glove with knives for fingers
"Bother!" said @F, as he bumped into Barney
"Bother!" said @F, as he carved Eeyore's name into the black candle
"Bother!" said @F, as he dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax
"Bother!" said @F, as he fell into the tiger pit
"Bother!" said @F, as he felt Vader's presence
"Bother!" said @F, as he fired on the UN commandos
"Bother!" said @F, as he fought off three dragons
"Bother!" said @F, as he found out his symbiont hated hunny
"Bother!" said @F, as he got two Dot Warner POGs in the same pack
"Bother!" said @F, as he hid Piglet's corpse
"Bother!" said @F, as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's
"Bother!" said @F, as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna.amin
"Bother!" said @F, as he loaded his last round
"Bother!" said @F, as he lost again at "Quarks Place"
"Bother!" said @F, as he lost another game of strip poker
"Bother!" said @F, as he lost antimatter containment
"Bother!" said @F, as he lost at Dabo again
"Bother!" said @F, as he lost in TIE Fighter
"Bother!" said @F, as he made a mask out of Piglet's skin
"Bother!" said @F, as he made yet another ham sandwich
"Bother!" said @F, as he missed Sailor Moon again
"Bother!" said @F, as he mixed the lime with the coconut
"Bother!" said @F, as he mounted Piglet
"Bother!" said @F, as he named the Dark One
"Bother!" said @F, as he played with the Cynobite's puzzle box
"Bother!" said @F, as he puked on Christopher Robin
"Bother!" said @F, as he realized that logic really WAS a tweeting
"Bother!" said @F, as he shot Kwisatz Haderach for being a git
"Bother!" said @F, as he signed the pact
"Bother!" said @F, as he sold Eeyore to the glue factory
"Bother!" said @F, as he stepped into the acceleration chamber
"Bother!" said @F, as he stomped Barney's ass into jello
"Bother!" said @F, as he stood up to his waist in a cow pat
"Bother!" said @F, as he struggled with his zipper
"Bother!" said @F, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness
"Bother!" said @F, as he swallowed the 'lit' stick of dynamite
"Bother!" said @F, as he tried to install OS/2
"Bother!" said @F, as he tripped over the sleeping Dragon's tail
"Bother!" said @F, as he twitted Mother Nature
"Bother!" said @F, as realized that Rabbit was indeed Chaotic Evil
"Bother!" said A. A. Milne, as he pooh poohed Disney.
"Bother!" said Bones to Captain Kirk.
"Bother!" said Capt. Pooh, as antimatter containment was lost.
"Bother!" said Chicken Boo, as his Pooh disguise came off.
"Bother!" said Cmdr. Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign.
"Bother!" said Eeyore, as he smiled and kicked Pooh's butt.
"Bother!" said Lt. Pooh, as Armus the oil slick killed him.
"Bother!" said Odo, as Pooh ran out and vaporized him.
"Bother!" said Odo, as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother!" said Pooh & reached for the reset button.
"Bother!" said Pooh and called in an air strike.
"Bother!" said Pooh and carved Eeyore's name in the black candle.
"Bother!" said Pooh and deleted C:\DOS\*.*.
"Bother!" said Pooh and deleted his entire message base.
"Bother!" said Pooh and drew his .45 and shot the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh and filed suit.
"Bother!" said Pooh and garotted another passing proletariat.
"Bother!" said Pooh and hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother!" said Pooh and hit his reset switch.
"Bother!" said Pooh and inhaled.
"Bother!" said Pooh and launched a Maverick.
"Bother!" said Pooh and launched a salvo from his MLRS
"Bother!" said Pooh and nuked Iraq!
"Bother!" said Pooh and pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier.
"Bother!" said Pooh and pulled the detonator killing the dictator.
"Bother!" said Pooh and put a fresh magazine in his Glok
"Bother!" said Pooh and reloaded the shotgun.
"Bother!" said Pooh and the warp core breached.
"Bother!" said Pooh and transcended this plane.
"Bother!" said Pooh and turned the launch key.
"Bother!" said Pooh and twitted the moderator.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Alderaan exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Beavis and Butthead roasted Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Beverly's hair changed color yet again.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Chewbakka ripped him in half.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Christopher Robin pleaded to be spanked again.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Cthulhu emerged from the darkness
"Bother!" said Pooh as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Ford pulled out the Electronic Thumb.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Freddy used his body to kill Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Han Solo asked for more money.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Hannibal ate his liver with a nice Chianti.
"Bother!" said Pooh as JMS threw him out an airlock
"Bother!" said Pooh as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Kai Opaka gripped his earlobe.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Kanga gave birth to a monster.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as King Tut's curse claimed him as a victim.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Klingons beamed into the 100 Acre Wood.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Londo plotted against him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Lorena Bobbitt tied him to the bed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Lwaxana began giving him Oomox.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Naiman wrought terrible revenge upon him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Patton slapped him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet became possessed by a demon.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet came back from the dead.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet pulled out the Anal Intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet refused to give him some Pooh-tang.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet stepped on the land mine.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet took his modem away from him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet tried to cast fireball.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet whipped him with the riding crop.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Q destroyed the universe.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Quark cheated him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Rabbit pushed him off the speeding train.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Ro Laren kicked him in the crotch.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Satan laid his soul to waste.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Satan pointed out the fine print.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Sheridan stuffed him in an airlock
"Bother!" said Pooh as Soran destroyed the nearby sun.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Vader choked Piglet with the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Vader cut off his right paw.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Vader killed Obi Wan.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Vader sent bounty hunters after him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Vader stopped him from killing the Emperor.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Windows swapped out again.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Yoda told him of another Pooh.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Ziggy's circuits failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as a SuperTruck rammed into Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as a vole stole his honey
"Bother!" said Pooh as gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he &gt;S*W*I*P*E*D&lt; a better tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he assembled the Grand Grimoire.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he awakened Tiamet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he backed into a squad car.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he backed up onto the wrong tape.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he built a glove with knives for fingers.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he bumped into Barney.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he buried Piglet next to Roo.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he called in an air strike.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he carved Eeyore's name into the black candle.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he centered the cross hairs on Tigger.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he chambered a round.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he changed history.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he composed Roo's ransom note.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he converted the hunting rifle to automatic fire.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he couldn't think of a Tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he cross-dressed for Christopher Robin.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he cut his initials in the snow.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he cut open a Tauntaun.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he declared his horse a Senator.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he deleted UNIX from his machine.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he deleted his hard drive data.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he deleted his message base.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he deleted his source code.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he developed crabs.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he died for the 5th time in DOOM!
"Bother!" said Pooh as he drank Roo's blood.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he drank his fifth Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he drew a Dragon's Fang on Rabbit's door.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he dropped another white rhino.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he dropped his bombs.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he dropped the razor on his gonads.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he drove the Ka-Bar home again.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he erased his hard drive data.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he failed another melee combat roll.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he failed to appease the gods.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he failed to lift the X-wing with the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he fed the intruder to an alligator.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he fell into the Water Closet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he fell into the nitric acid bath.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he fell into the tiger pit.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he fell off the prostitute.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he felt Vader's presence.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he felt a disturbance in the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he finished shooting up.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he fished his diskettes out of the honey jar.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he forgot which Tagline he was going to use.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he forked over 20,000 New Yen for a bribe.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he fought off three dragons.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found Earl in his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found Piglet in bed with Eeyore.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found he'd used a dirty needle.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found out his symbiont hated huuny.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found that a 19mm Willmerdinger unit would.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found that he had VD.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found that he had genital warts.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found that he had gonorrhea.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found that he had herpes.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found the smack contained talc.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he gained the First Power.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he got cattle-prodded in the groin.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he got splattered all over the Taglines.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he got trapped in the printer.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he gunned down yet another drooling Fanboy.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he had Eeyore for dinner.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he harpooned Flipper.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he heard his Doc Wagon band go off.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he informed on Christopher Robin to the CIA.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he inserted the suppository.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he kicked the gamer into a pit.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he lay back and lit Piglet's cigarette.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he leaped through time.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he learned that his symbiont detested hunny.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he lit the end of the gas-soaked rag.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he loaded another clip into his Uzi.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he loaded his last round.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he lobbed a grenade at the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he looked at his genealogy.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he lost again at `Quarks Place'.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he lost another game of strip poker.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he lost at Dabo again.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he lost in TIE Fighter.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he made a mask out of Piglet's skin.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he made yet another ham sandwich.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he misquoted the druidic Spell of Making.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he mounted Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he nuked Iraq.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he opened a gate to Hell.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he opened his America Online bill.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he placed the message in the wrong conference.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he played with the Cynobite's puzzle box.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he poured grease onto the interstate.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he puked on Christopher Robin.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he pulled out his .45 and shot the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he pulled the Tribble from his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he pulled the cat off his face.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he pushed The Button to start Armageddon.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he put Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he put on the hockey mask and started the saw.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he put right what once went wrong.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he put the coffee in the microwave
"Bother!" said Pooh as he put the message in the wrong conference.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he put the money under Kanga's pillow.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he quietly hid Piglet's body away.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he ran Doublespace.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he ran out of KY jelly.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he ran out of dilithium crystals.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he ran out of taglines.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he reached for the reset button.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he read Gravis Support's latest offering.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he read alt.fan.bill-gates
"Bother!" said Pooh as he read the Generations script.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he read yet another 'Pooh' Tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he realized he didn't fit ANY demographics.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he realized he was a red shirt. &lt;&lt;ZAP&gt;&gt;
"Bother!" said Pooh as he realized that his Visor was a hair barrette.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he realized that logic really WAS a tweeting.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he received his CompuServe bill.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he reloaded his AK-47.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he ripped his ring piece.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he rolled over into the wet spot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he rose from the grave.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he saw Lorena Bobbitt drive up.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he saw his friends dressed in black robes.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he saw the mushroom cloud.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he saw yet another Pooh Tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he scrambled his partition table.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he screwed up X-wing TOD 1/4 yet again.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he sent away for an inflatable Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he shot A.A. Milne for being a git.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he shot another Spotted Owl.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he shot that bird in the wing.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he shot the Imperial drone.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he shot the sheriff.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he signed the pact.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he slaughtered innocent Jawas.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he slipped his date a Purple Microdot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he sold Eyore to the glue factory.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he started up Norton Utilities.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he stepped into the acceleration chamber.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he struggled with his Tagline dupes.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he struggled with his condom.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he struggled with the computer's reset button.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he stuffed Piglet's corpse into a trash bag.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he suffered the `Heartbreak of Psoriasis'.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he sunk his twelfth Guinness.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he swallowed the mucus in lumps.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he tapped out a false distress signal.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he tied Kanga down, sport.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he tied Piglet to the bed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he took his torn trousers to Garak's shop.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he torched the forest.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he transcended this plane.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he tried to install OS/2. (For the tenth time.)
"Bother!" said Pooh as he tried to install Windows.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he tried to learn COBOL
"Bother!" said Pooh as he tried to uninstall WARP.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he turned into a bat.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he turned the launch key
"Bother!" said Pooh as he turned to the Dark Side.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he twitted his moderator.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he uncovered a hive of Smurfs.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he underwent aversion therapy.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he unloaded his Aries Predator on Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he used up the last of his dodge pool.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he violated Eeyore.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he waded through a feminist linguistic polemic.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was assimilated by the Borg.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was bitten by his date's living bra.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was butchered for his paws and liver.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was captured by Nazi Smurf commandos.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was caught playing with himself.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was defenestrated on the twentieth floor.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was forced to watch Babylon 5.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was forced to watch Shades of Gray.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was frozen in carbonite.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was given another bad script.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was hit by the heat ray.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was served to the Klingons as the main dish.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he watched his 830mb drive slowly format itself.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he went blotchy from that time with Eeyore.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he wiped the vomit from his chin.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he wished everyone a Happy Pearl Harbor day.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he wondered why he bothered to answer.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he wrestled with the moderator.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he yanked the guillotine's lanyard.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he yawned so hard he lost Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his Ben-wah balls broke.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his LAN manager went downhill.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his SIN number failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his Tie-fighter smashed into an asteriod.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his X-wing exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his batteries died just moments before climax.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his bungee cord broke.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his buttocks caught fire.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his cable gun jammed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his combat drone exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his condom ripped.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his credstick deleted itself.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his friends left him alone to die.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his head exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his latest beta program crashed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his light saber went out.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his mind ran out of taglines to use
"Bother!" said Pooh as his phaser overloaded.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his plastic love doll exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his rectum exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his regeneration failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his saw ran out of gas.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his scanners detected a Romulan war bird.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his ship failed to jump to light speed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his torpedoes missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his weapons systems failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as millions of voices cried out and went silent.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the AIDS test came back positive.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the AT-AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Borg assimilated him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Cardassians ripped off his head and
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Daleks exterminated him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Emperor electrocuted him with the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Enterprise exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Ewoks stole his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the FBI came knocking.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the FBI knocked on his door.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Facehugger impregnated him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the French Nuclear Testing blew his head off.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Judge turns another one free.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Klingons decloaked.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Messerschmidt strafed him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Rangers won the Stanley Cup.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall ate Owl.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Redhead refused to whip him again!
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Stormtroopers caught him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the VCR ate his favorite porno tape.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Vogons destroyed Earth.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the batteries died in his blaster.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the cable system messed with his channels.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the flames swallowed his card collection.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the moderator sent him a PVT note.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the moderator swung his club.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the others burned him at the stake.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the pin fell out the grenade.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the police closed in.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the pus dribbled out his nose.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the shuttlebay decompressed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the vice squad took his .GIF files
"Bother!" said Pooh as the war bird decloaked.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the warp core breached.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the wind blew the smoke from his gun barrel.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the writers killed off his character.
"Bother!" said Pooh as they all gathered for an orgy.
"Bother!" said Pooh from his fighter, lost deep in hyperspace.
"Bother!" said Pooh in an attempt to compose a scintillating tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh locking his photon torpedoes on the USS Heffalump.
"Bother!" said Pooh nailing Eeyore's tail onto Owl's feathered fanny.
"Bother!" said Pooh pulling the Tribble from his hunny pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh reaching around Owl's waist to adjust his condom.
"Bother!" said Pooh sending in a team from the S.A.S.
"Bother!" said Pooh staring for hours at Rabbit's CD-ROM GIF library.
"Bother!" said Pooh stuffing Piglet's lifeless corspe into a dustbin.
"Bother!" said Pooh taking the last hit from his grass.
"Bother!" said Pooh then he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh this Tagline is revolting.
"Bother!" said Pooh tossing his empty Guinness bottle into a dustbin.
"Bother!" said Pooh when Gerry agreed with him
"Bother!" said Pooh when Tigger came out of the closet.
"Bother!" said Pooh when he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh when he found that Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll.
"Bother!" said Pooh when he found that the Tagline would not fi...
"Bother!" said Pooh when he mixed up the Ben-Gay and the K-Y Jelly
"Bother!" said Pooh when he saw another Pooh Tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh when he shot a preemie.
"Bother!" said Pooh when the Alien thingie popped out of his chest.
"Bother!" said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are barbecuing Barney!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, "I need a honey glaze for Piglet."
"Bother!" said Pooh, "I need a sauce for piglet."
"Bother!" said Pooh, "I only wanted to *stun* Tigger."
"Bother!" said Pooh, "I'm just a sweet transvestite."
"Bother!" said Pooh, "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, "It's your husband and he has a gun."
"Bother!" said Pooh, "Lock phasers on that heffalump!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, "We better nuke 'em from orbit."
"Bother!" said Pooh, "_I'm_ Brian of Nazareth!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, "all I wanted was an espresso!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, "am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer?"
"Bother!" said Pooh, "this Martini was stirred, not shaken."
"Bother!" said Pooh, "this Tagline is revolting."
"Bother!" said Pooh, "we're here to &lt;clap&gt; pump you up!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, "who filled my Hunny jar with Crazy-Glue?"
"Bother!" said Pooh, Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!
"Bother!" said Pooh, Getting caught with his knickers down.
"Bother!" said Pooh, I need a sauce for piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, I only wanted to *stun* Tigger.
"Bother!" said Pooh, I'm just a sweet transvestite
"Bother!" said Pooh, It's your husband and he has a gun.
"Bother!" said Pooh, We better nuke 'em from orbit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, We're here to &lt;clap&gt; pump you up!
"Bother!" said Pooh, _I'm_ Brian of Nazareth!
"Bother!" said Pooh, after getting the 25th AOL disk, TH1S 1SN"T KEWL!
"Bother!" said Pooh, after he spoke the Lord's name backward.
"Bother!" said Pooh, after his third password attempt failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, after not recording 'Eastenders'.
"Bother!" said Pooh, am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer?
"Bother!" said Pooh, and called in an air strike.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and carved Eeyore's name in the black candle.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted 35 AOLer "Me Too" posts.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted C:\DOS.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted UNIX from his machine.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted his WAD files.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted his entire message base.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted his source code.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted the entire message base
"Bother!" said Pooh, and drew his .45 and shot the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and erased his message base.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and filed suit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and garotted another passing proletarian
"Bother!" said Pooh, and he twit filtered his moderator.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and hit his reset switch.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and inhaled
"Bother!" said Pooh, and inhaled. &lt;*STONED*&gt;
"Bother!" said Pooh, and installed WINDOWS 95.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and launched a Maverick.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and launched a salvo from his MLRS
"Bother!" said Pooh, and loaded up Rise of the Triad.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and nuked Iraq!
"Bother!" said Pooh, and opened fire.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and promptly vanished.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and pulled out his .45 and shot the UN soldier.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and pulled the detonator killing the dictator.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and pulled the yellow handles.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and put a fresh magazine in his Glock.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and put a pin in the Piglet doll.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and reinstalled DOOM.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and reinstalled TAG-X PRO Tag-X Pro v1.10.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and robbed Tigger at gunpoint
"Bother!" said Pooh, and smacked Piglet for not paying.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and the warp core breached.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and then deleted his message base.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and then deleted his source code
"Bother!" said Pooh, and then he pulled his .45 and shot the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and transcended this plane.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and turned the launch key.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Aaron Springer.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Ben Grey
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Chris Miller.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Kwisatz Haderach.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Macgyver.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Orville.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Ray Oliver.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Sean Sixsmith
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted his Moderator
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted his Sysop.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted the (HI-ASCII) moderator
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted the moderator.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and wished everyone a Happy Pearl Harbor day.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as @N fondled him
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Al disappeared through the Door.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Al made a sexist remark.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Alderaan exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Beavis and Butthead roasted Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Beavis and Butthead torched him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Bert posted again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Beverly got hit by a disruptor blast
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Beverly's hair changed color yet again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Breughal sold him to the Body Bank.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Bryce Lynch rammed him into the barrier arm.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Chewbakka ripped him in half.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin dropped his pants
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pleaded to be spanked again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pushed him under a truck.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin vanished from the echo.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Cthulhu emerged from the darkness
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Curzon kissed him on the head.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Dark Helmut captured him again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Deanna Troi sensed he was hiding something.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Dot kissed him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Edison Carter interviewed him live and direct.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Eeyore missed another period.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Eeyore mounted him from behind.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Ford pulled out the Electronic Thumb.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Freddy used his body to kill Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Garak told an obvious lie.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Geordi found a NEW problem.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Han asked for more money.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Hannibal ate his liver with a nice Chianti.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Jem'Hadar slid into the Hundred Acre Wood.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Julius Caesar said, "Et tu Poohte?"
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kai Opaka gripped his earlobe.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kanga gave birth to a monster.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as King Tut's curse claimed him as a victim.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kirk gave him a red shirt.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Klingons beamed into the 100 Acre Wood.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kwisatz Haderach ran to him with his pants down.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kwisatz butchered him for his paws and liver.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kwisatz gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Lavos screamed at him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Leia stepped on him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Londo plotted against him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Lorena Bobbitt tied him to the bed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Lorena Bobbitt waved a knife in front of him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Lursa and B'Etor conceived his children.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Lwaxana began giving him Oomox.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as MacLeod disconnected his head.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Macgyver butchered him for his paws and liver.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Macgyver gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Macgyver posted again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Macgyver ran to him with his pants down.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Macgyver wrought terrible revenge upon him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Micro Machines failed to run on his Nintendo.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Mr. McAdow gave him a demerit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Mulder and Scully rushed in, guns drawn.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as NBC cancelled Star Trek.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Naiman wrought terrible revenge upon him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Neuromancer flatlined him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Odo collapsed in his lap.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Odo morphed into several shades of purple.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Odo ordered him off the Promenade.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Patton slapped him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet acquired all four Railroads.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet became possessed by a demon.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet came back from the dead.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet had just bought a Macintosh...
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet pulled out the Anal Intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet refused to give him some Pooh-tang.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet sacrified him to Cthulhu.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet stepped on the land mine.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet stole his pocket money at knifepoint.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet tried to cast Fireball.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet whipped him with ZiViding crop
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Q destroyed the universe.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Quark cheated him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Quark showed him the Ferengi print.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Rabbit pushed him off the speeding train.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Ro Laren kicked him in the crotch.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Rob replied to Gibson's message.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Satan laid his soul to waste.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Satan pointed out the small print.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Scotty beamed him up.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Sheridan decompressed the airlock.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Soran destroyed the nearby sun.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Spock called him illogical.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Sub-Zero ripped his spine out.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Superman died of kryptonite poisoning.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Tammy Potash banned him from TerokNor for life.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as The Circle set back diplomacy 100 years
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Tigger became the Real Drag Queen
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Tigger came out of the closet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Tigger turned out to be a changeling.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Trelane aimed his pistol at him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Trollocs came pouring out of the woods.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Vader choked Piglet with the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Vader cut off his right paw.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Vader gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Vader killed Obi Wan.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Vader sent bounty hunters after him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Vader stopped him from killing the Emperor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Vulcans stole his homework.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Wakko ate his honey.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Wakko tried to come up with a new Gookie.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Will Riker attempted to mate with him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Winn started foaming at the mouth.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Wintermute flatlined him
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Worf growled.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Yakko anvilled him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Yoda told him of another Pooh.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Ziggy's circuits failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as a SuperTruck rammed into Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as a concealed handgun shot him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as a vole stole his honey
"Bother!" said Pooh, as a woozle bit his bottom.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as auxillary control blew up.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he &gt;S*W*I*P*E*D&lt; a better tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he assembled the Grand Grimoire.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he awakened Tiamet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he backed into a squad car.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he backed up onto the wrong tape.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he began transferring his taglines to @VER@
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he began transferring his taglines to Tag-X Pro
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he blew away half of the 100 Acre Woods.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he blew up the Enterprise.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he broke the last seal.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he built a glove with knives for fingers.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he bumped into Barney.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he buried Piglet next to Roo.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he called for his brother.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he called forth a demon.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he called in an air strike.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he came all over little Roo.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he carved Eeyore's name in a black candle
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he centered the cross hairs on Tigger.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered a round.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he changed a Barney clone into an AOLerKEWL!!!
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he changed history.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he composed Roo's ransom note.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he couldn't think of a Tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he cross-dressed for Christopher Robin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he cut and paste the ransom demand.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he cut his initials in the snow.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he cut open a Tauntaun.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he declared his horse a Senator.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he deleted 35 AOLer `Me Too' posts.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he deleted UNIX from his machine.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he deleted Win95 and re-installed DOS 6.22
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he deleted his hard drive.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he deleted his message base.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he deleted his source code.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he descended down to Shayol Ghul.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he destroyed the evidence.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he developed crabs.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he died for the 5th time in DOOM!
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he died in a pool of blood.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he discovered the insidious Alien Plot
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he donned his ninja uniformand went to kill Owl.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he drank Roo's blood.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he drank his fifth Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he drew a Dragon's Fang on Rabbits door.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he drew the Glock.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he drop a bloody glove in his honeytree
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he dropped another white rhino.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he dropped his bombs.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he dropped his suppository.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he dropped the razor on his gonads.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he drove down the interstate in a white bronco
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he drove the Ka-Bar home again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he engaged his cloaking device.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he entered the Badlands.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he erased his hard drive
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he evicted the aged widow on Christmas Eve.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he failed another melee combat roll.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he failed to appease the gods.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he failed to lift the X-wing with the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he failed to reach Nirvana.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he falsified his income tax return.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fed his cat to his dog.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fed the intruder to an alligator.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell into the W.C.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell into the spinblades.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell off the prostitute.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he felt Vader's presence.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he felt a disturbance in the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he filed suit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he finished editing Jeffrey Dahmer's cookbook.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he finished shooting up.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he finished the last line of cocaine.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fired on the UN commandos
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fished his diskettes out of the honey jar.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he floored it, and outran the state trooper!
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he forged Necheyev's suicide note.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he forgot which Tagline he was going to use.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he forked over 20,000 New Yen for a bribe.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fought off three dragons.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found Earl in his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found Piglet in bed with Eeyore.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found a 19mm Willmerdinger unit would DO IT.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found a politician in his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found he'd used a dirty needle.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated honey.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found that a 19mm Willmerdinger unit would.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found that he had AIDS.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found that he had genital warts.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found that he had gonorrhea.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found that he had herpes.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found the smack contained talc.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fried Piglet for breakfast.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he gained the First Power.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he garroted another passing proletariat.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he gave Ted Kennedy another driving lesson.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he got a bill from the IRS.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he got cattle-prodded in the groin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he got kicked off yet another echo.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he got splattered all over the Taglines.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he got trapped in the printer
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he got two Dot Warner POGs in the same pack.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he got up for another brewski.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he gouged out both eyes with a spoon.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he gunned down yet another drooling FanBoy.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he had Eeyore for dinner.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he had Fluffosuction.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he harpooned Flipper.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he heard his Doc Wagon band go off.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid Tigger's corpse with Roo's.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hit his reset switch
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he infected the Indians blankets.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he informed on Christopher Robin to the CIA.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he inhaled.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he inserted the suppository.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he kicked the gamer into a pit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he launched a Maverick.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he launched a salvo from his MLRS.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he launched the nuclear warheads.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he lay back and lit Piglet's cigarette.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he leaped through time.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he learned that his symbiont detested hunny.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he lit the end of the gas-soaked rag.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he loaded another clip into his UZI.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he loaded his last round.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he lobbed a grenade at the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he looked into the face of the Myrddraal.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he lost again at "Quarks Place".
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he lost another game of strip poker.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he lost antimatter containment.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he lost at Dabo again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he lost in TIE Fighter.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he made a mask out of Piglet's skin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he made yet another ham sandwich.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he misquoted the druidic Spell of Making.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he missed Sailor Moon again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he mixed the lime with the coconut.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he mounted Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he named the Dark One.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he nuked Iraq.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he opened a gate to Hell.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ordered Mr. Worf to fire all phasers.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he paid $5 extra for 'teddy' style.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he parked O.J.'s white Bronco.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he placed the message in the wrong conference.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he played with the Cynobite's puzzle box.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he poured grease onto the interstate.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he promptly vanished.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he puked all over Christopher Robin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pulled a Tribble from a honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pulled out his .45 and shot the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pulled the 5rd AOLer out of his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pulled the Tribble from his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pulled the yellow handles.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pushed The Button to start Armageddon.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put on his asbestos suit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put on the Helm of Alignment Scrambling.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put on the hockey mask and started the saw.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put right what once went wrong.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put the coffee in the microwave.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put the message in the wrong conference.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put the money under Kanga's pillow.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he quietly hid Piglet's body away.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he raised his veil and grabbed his spear.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran C3PO through the trash compacter.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran Doublespace.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran into the Archvile.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran out of KY jelly.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran out of Taglines.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran out of ammo.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran out of cigarettes.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran out of dilithium crystals.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran out of lighter fluid.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran the red light.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he reached for Saidin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he reached for the flamethrower.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he reached for the reset button.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he read Gravis Support's latest offering.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he read alt.aol-sucks. AOL SUCKS B1G T1ME!!!
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he read alt.fan.bill-gates -- Cool Programs! :-)
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he read the Generations script.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he read yet another Pooh tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realised that his VISOR was a hair barrette.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realised there was no toilet paper
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realized he didn't fit ANY demographics.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realized he was a red shirt. &lt;&lt;ZAP&gt;&gt;
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realized that Ferengi sell fuel by the US.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realized that Rabbit was indeed Chaotic Evil.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realized that his Visor was a hair barrette.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realized that logic really WAS a tweeting.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he received his America Online bill.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he received his CompuServe bill
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he regenerated into Colin Baker.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he reloaded his AK-47.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he reverted to his liquid state.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ripped his ring piece.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ripped the fabric of Time and Space.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he rolled over and lit Kwisatz's cigarette.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he rolled over into the wet spot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he rose from the grave.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he saw Lorena Bobbitt drive up.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he saw another message from New Jersey.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he saw his Human friends skyclad.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he saw his friends dressed in black robes.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he saw the bondage marks on his wrists.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he scrambled his partition table.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he screwed up X-Wing TOD 1/4 yet again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he seduced Christopher Robin's mother.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he sent away for an inflatable Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he set his phaser on kill.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shared his pain with Sybok.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot A.A. Milne for being a git.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot Kwisatz Haderach for being a git.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot Rabbit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot another Spotted Owl.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot his concealed handgun into a crowd.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot that bird in the wing.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot the Emperical Drone.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot the sheriff.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he signed the pact.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he slashed the ambulance's tires.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he slaughtered innocent Jawas.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he slid into another Earth.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he slid on the wet echo floor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he slipped his date a Purple Microdot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he slipped the traffic cop $10.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he sniffed the tube of glue.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he sold Eeyore to the glue factory.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he stared into the Myrddraal's face.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he started to install Windows.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he started up Norton Utilities.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he stepped into the acceleration chamber.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he stepped into the particle accelerator.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he stepped on the cat's tail.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he stomped Barney's ass into jello
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he strafed the lifeboats.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he struggled with his Tagline dupes.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he struggled with the computer's reset button.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he stuck his finger in the light socket.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he stuffed Piglet's corpse into a trash bag.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he sucked the life out of Tigger.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he suffered the 'Heartbreak of Psoriasis'.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he swallowed the mucus in lumps.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he switched between Animaniacs and Star Trek.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he swore an oath on the Oath Rod.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tapped his Neurostim Bracelet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tapped out a false distress signal.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he testified O.J. was with him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tied Kanga down, sport.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tied Piglet to the Wheel of Misfortune.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tied Piglet to the bed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he took aim from behind the grassy knoll.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he took his torn trousers to Garak's shop.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he torched the forest.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he transcended this plane.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tried on his new Rooskin coat.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2. (For the tenth time.)
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tried to install Windows'95
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tried to learn COBOL
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tried to uninstall WARP.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tripped over the sleeping Dragon's tail.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he turned into a bat.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he turned the launch key
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he turned to the Dark Side.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he twitted Mother Nature.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he twitted his moderator.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he uncovered a hive of Smurfs.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he underwent aversion therapy.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he unloaded his Aries Predator on Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he used up the last of his dodge pool.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he violated Eeyore.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he violated the Bosnian cease-fire.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he waded through a feminist linguistic polemic
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was arrested for non-support.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was assimilated by the Borg.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was bitten by a rabid bear.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was bitten by his date's living bra.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was butchered for his paws and liver.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was captured by Nazi Smurf commandos.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was caught playing with himself.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was defenestrated on the twentieth floor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was diagnosed with the Haderach Virus.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was forced to watch Babylon 5.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was forced to watch Shades of Gray.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was frozen in carbonite.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was given another bad script.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was hit by the heat ray.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was molested by Barney.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was served to the Klingons as the main dish.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was sodomized by Barney.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was struck by a meteor and lightning.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was thrown 70,000 light years from home.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he watched Power Rangers bound to a chair.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he watched his 830mb drive slowly format itself.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he watched yet another Hip Hippos cartoon.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he went blotchy from that time with Eeyore.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he went to kill Owl.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he wiped the vomit from his chin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he wished everyone a Happy Pearl Harbor day.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he wondered why he bothered to answer.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he wrestled with the moderator.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he wrung out his lambskin condoms to dry.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he yanked out the guillotine's lanyar
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he yawned so hard he lost Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his Ben-wah balls broke.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his Ben-wah balls shattered.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his LAN manager went downhill.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his SIN number failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his Stinger locked onto the 747.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his Sysop locked him out of the system.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his TIE fighter smashed into an asteriod.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his VCR ate a Babylon 5 tape.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his VCR ate his favorite porno tape.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his VCR ate his only Ranma 1/2 tape.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his X-wing exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his account was deleted by the Sysop.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his batteries died just moments before climax.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his blow up love doll exploded
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his brain was sucked out.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his bungee cord broke.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his buttocks caught fire.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his cable gun jammed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his combat drone exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his condom ripped.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his credstick deleted itself.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his espresso machine blew up in his face
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his friends left him alone to die.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his head exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his hemorrhoids flared.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his latest beta crashed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his light saber went out.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his motorcycle left the ground.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his phaser overloaded.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his plastic love doll exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his rectum exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his regeneration failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his rubber woman sprung a leak.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his runabout entered the Badlands.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his saw ran out of gas.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his scanners detected a Romulan war bird.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his ship failed to jump to light speed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his starship disintegrated.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his starship encountered a temporal rift.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his toilet backfired while he was sitting on it
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his torpedoes missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his warp core breached!
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his weapons systems failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as millions of voices cried out and went silent.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as nuclear war broke out.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as one of the Forsaken appeared in his dreams.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as racked up another frag.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as ran C3PO through the trash compactor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as realized that Rabbit was indeed Chaotic Evil
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the 4-Iron struck him soundly in the groin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the AIDS test came back positive.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the AT-AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Big Time Bus ran him over.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Borg assimilated him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Borg pumped bio-chips into him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Cardassians ripped off his head and
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Cardassians tortured him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Daleks exterminated him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Death Star landed in his backyard.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Draghkar tried to slip him the tongue.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the EPA closed the honey factory.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Emperor electrocuted him with the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Enterprise exploded again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Ewoks stole his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the FBI came knocking.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Facehugger impregnated him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the IRS seized his ass...ets.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Judge turned another one free.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Kazons discovered hair mousse.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Klingons decloaked.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Klingons opened fire.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the LAPD beat him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Millenium Falcon blasted his Star Destroyer.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Na'ka'leen feeder consumed him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Rangers won the Stanley Cup.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall ate Owl.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Red Ajah captured him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Romulan Warbird uncloaked.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Shadows decimated his homeworld.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Sharom exploded into black fire.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Stormtroopers caught him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Swat Team closed in.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Tribbles made him *itch* like mad.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Tribbles rained down on him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the VCR ate his favorite porno tape.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Vogon began to read.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Vogons destroyed Earth.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Y2K bug bit him on the bum
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the alien burst from his chest.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the atomic blast consumed him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the batteries died in his blaster.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the bungee cord broke.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the cable system messed with his channels.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the condom came away in his hand.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the feds took his videotapes and guns.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the flames swallowed his card collection.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the jumja stick stuck to his hand.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the leghold trap snapped shut on his ankle.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the mob burned another book.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the moderator Orbed him for being off-topic.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the moderator locked him out of the echo.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the moderator sent him NetMail.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the moderator sent him a PVT note.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the moderator swung his club.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the others burned him at the stake.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the pin fell out of the grenade.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the plot device was used again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the police closed in.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the pus dribbled out his nose.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the raptor shook him by the throat.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the shuttle bay decompressed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the spaceships landed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the sun's ultraviolet light burned off his fur
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the thin ice broke beneath him
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the trip-wire clicked.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the tsunami hit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the vice squad took his .GIF files
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the war bird decloaked.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the warp core breached.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the wind blew the smoke from his gun barrel.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the witch hunters tied him to the stake
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the writers killed off his character.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as they all gathered for an orgy.
"Bother!" said Pooh, celebrating solstice with candles.
"Bother!" said Pooh, deleting his QWK packet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, discovering he was anatomically incorrect.
"Bother!" said Pooh, dropping a rock in his crackpipe..
"Bother!" said Pooh, finding that Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll.
"Bother!" said Pooh, for no apparent reason.
"Bother!" said Pooh, hawking 'Saturday Night Specials' in the ghetto.
"Bother!" said Pooh, helplessly.
"Bother!" said Pooh, in an attempt to compose a scintillating tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh, joining AOLers. "1'M NOW TYP1NG KEWL STUFF//!!!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, joining Rick Godbee in making excuses.
"Bother!" said Pooh, locking his photon torpedoes on the USS Heffalump.
"Bother!" said Pooh, lying, "Yes, I'll respect you in the morning."
"Bother!" said Pooh, nailing Eeyore's tail onto Owl's feathered fanny.
"Bother!" said Pooh, noticing the hooker's weeping sores
"Bother!" said Pooh, one last time, as the Earth fell into the sun.
"Bother!" said Pooh, pulling the Tribble from his hunny pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, punching holes in another shipment of condoms.
"Bother!" said Pooh, reaching around Owl's waist to adjust his condom.
"Bother!" said Pooh, realizing the game required an SVGA monitor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, seeing that Animaniacs was cancelled.
"Bother!" said Pooh, sending in a team from the S.A.S.
"Bother!" said Pooh, staring for hours at Rabbit's CD-ROM GIF library.
"Bother!" said Pooh, stuffing Piglet's lifeless corpse into a dustbin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, sweating over a hot computer.
"Bother!" said Pooh, sweating over a hot redhead!
"Bother!" said Pooh, taking the last hit from his grass.
"Bother!" said Pooh, then he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh, this Martini was stirred, not shaken.
"Bother!" said Pooh, this tagline is revolting.
"Bother!" said Pooh, tossing his empty Guinness bottle into a dustbin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when Tigger came out of the closet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he discovered weavils in the coffee jar
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he found Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he found that the Tagline would not fi
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he found the shop only had decaf left
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he mixed up the Ben-Gay and the K-Y Jelly
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he saw another Pooh Tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he shot a preemie.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when his microwave exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when the Alien thingie popped out of his chest.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when the red dot appeared on his chest.
"Bother!" said Pooh, wishing he had a nose like a Bajoran.
"Bother!" said Pooh,"Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!"
"Bother!" said Pooh,"I need a sauce for piglet."
"Bother!" said Pooh,"I only wanted to *stun* Tigger."
"Bother!" said Pooh,"It's your husband and he has a gun."
"Bother!" said Pooh,"We better nuke 'em from orbit."
"Bother!" said Pooh,"_I'm_ Brian of Nazareth!"
"Bother!" said Pooh,"am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer?"
"Bother!" said Pooh,"this Martini was stirred, not shaken."
"Bother!" said Pooh-card, as all his fur fell out.
"Bother!" said Pooh. "Lock phasers on that heffalump!"
"Bother!" said Poohas he parked O.J.'s white Bonco.
"Bother!" said a time-traveling Pooh, as he killed his own mother.
"Bother!" said the *Tagline Addict*, "The Header is missing!"
"Bother!" said the Borg, "we assimilated a Pooh."
"Bother!" said the Borg, as they assimilated Winnie the Pooh
"Bother!" said the Borg,"we assimilated a Pooh."
"Bother!" said the Moderator to Pooh, &$&^%NO CARRIER
"Bother!" sais Pooh as he put on the Helm of Alignment Scrambling.
"Bother!" screamed Pooh, as Godzilla's foot descended
"Bother!" screamed Pooh, as Worf cut him to ribbons
"Bother!" screamed Pooh, as his mind snapped
"Bother!" she said as she deleted 40MB of taglines.
"Bother!" signed Pooh, in Chinese sign language.
"Bother!" squealed Pooh, as Dracula tore out his jugular
"Bother!" twittered Pooh as the FBI came knocking.
"Bother!" worried Pooh, as Eeyore missed another period.
"Bother!" worried Pooh, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted another dupe.
"Bother!""Bother!" said Pooh's twin.
"Bother!", Said Pooh, and twitted his moderator.
"Bother!", said Pooh
"Bother!", said Pooh as the flames swallowed his card collection.
"Bother!", said Pooh, after being rejected to be a surrogate mother
"Bother!", said Pooh, and called in an air strike.
"Bother!", said Pooh, and deleted his message base
"Bother!", said Pooh, and inhaled.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as Buchanan bulldozed the queers
"Bother!", said Pooh, as Buchanan closed the borders
"Bother!", said Pooh, as Buchanan penetrated his bum
"Bother!", said Pooh, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as Klingons ran past his Promenade shop again
"Bother!", said Pooh, as he deported Buchanan to North Ireland
"Bother!", said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as he loaded his last round.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as he puked on Christopher Robin.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as he wiped the vomit from his chin.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as the French Nuclear Testing blew his head off.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as the police closed in.
"Bother!", said Pooh, vomiting up the gagh.
"Bother!"said Pooh as he centered the cross hairs on Tigger.
"Bother!' said Pooh, as he stomped Barney's butt to Jello.
"Bother!' said Pooh, dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax.
"Bother!, said Pooh, and crushed his radio
"Bother!?" squealed Pooh as the UFO's tractor beams seized him
"Bother" said @F as Windows crashed for the umpteenth time
"Bother" said @F as the Devil crossed Death
"Bother" said @F as the Klingons decloaked
"Bother" said @F when the ATF confiscated his X - rated GIF files. *
"Bother" said @F when the Alien thingie popped out of his chest
"Bother" said Capt. Pooh, as antimatter containment was lost.
"Bother" said Cmdr. Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign.
"Bother" said POOH as French soldiers smashed his camera.
"Bother" said POOH as Marvin spoke to him again.
"Bother" said POOH as Smurfette got dressed.
"Bother" said POOH as VSE revealed a missing limb
"Bother" said POOH as he drank the bong water.
"Bother" said POOH as he entered the Doomsday Codes.
"Bother" said POOH as he found his smack had talc in it !
"Bother" said POOH as he lubricated his paw.
"Bother" said POOH as he put the gun in his mouth.
"Bother" said POOH as he repotted his Aspidistra.
"Bother" said POOH as he saved vs poison.
"Bother" said POOH as he stepped on a Funnelweb.
"Bother" said POOH as he was eviserated by the Power(tm)Rangers.
"Bother" said POOH as he was sodomised by Mr Squiggle.
"Bother" said POOH as the Hundred Acre Woods were annexed by SMURFS
"Bother" said POOH, often.
"Bother" said POOH, releasing the hounds.
"Bother" said POOH, reloading.
"Bother" said Pooh It's your husband and he has a gun.
"Bother" said Pooh after he pushed Humpty Dumpty.
"Bother" said Pooh after his third password attempt failed.
"Bother" said Pooh and deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Bother" said Pooh and erased his message base.
"Bother" said Pooh and hid Piglet's corpse
"Bother" said Pooh and inhaled.
"Bother" said Pooh and shot Owl with his .357
"Bother" said Pooh and smacked Piglet for not paying up..
"Bother" said Pooh as "Critical" error was displayed
"Bother" said Pooh as "Formating Drive C" appeared on the screen
"Bother" said Pooh as 5,000 Whitecloaks topped the hill.
"Bother" said Pooh as Beavis kicked him in the gnads.
"Bother" said Pooh as Bill Clinton promised to lower taxes
"Bother" said Pooh as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.
"Bother" said Pooh as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt.
"Bother" said Pooh as Piglet acquired all four Railway stations
"Bother" said Pooh as Piglet finished the last of his whiskey
"Bother" said Pooh as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods.
"Bother" said Pooh as Piglet struck a match in the gas spillage
"Bother" said Pooh as Rahvin obliterated Piglet with Balefire.
"Bother" said Pooh as Sharon approached
"Bother" said Pooh as Trollocs came pouring out of the woods.
"Bother" said Pooh as Vader gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother" said Pooh as William Tell sneezed
"Bother" said Pooh as Yoda told him of another Pooh.
"Bother" said Pooh as four blondes approached
"Bother" said Pooh as he &gt;SWIPED&lt; a better tagline.
"Bother" said Pooh as he approached terminal velocity
"Bother" said Pooh as he assembled the Grand Grimoire.
"Bother" said Pooh as he backed up onto the wrong tape
"Bother" said Pooh as he broke the last Seal.
"Bother" said Pooh as he caught the grenade
"Bother" said Pooh as he conducted forty gigavolts
"Bother" said Pooh as he cut and paste the ransom demand.
"Bother" said Pooh as he descended down to Shayol Ghul.
"Bother" said Pooh as he digested the razor blade in the apple
"Bother" said Pooh as he drank his fifth Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
"Bother" said Pooh as he drank his twelfth Guinness.
"Bother" said Pooh as he drew a Dragon's Fang on Rabbit's door.
"Bother" said Pooh as he dropped the nitroglycerine
"Bother" said Pooh as he ejaculated prematurely
"Bother" said Pooh as he erased his hard drive
"Bother" said Pooh as he failed another melee combat roll.
"Bother" said Pooh as he failed his roll, save vs poison.
"Bother" said Pooh as he fell into the cauldron of glue
"Bother" said Pooh as he fell into the liquid iron ore crucible
"Bother" said Pooh as he fell into the tiger pit.
"Bother" said Pooh as he fell off the prostitute.
"Bother" said Pooh as he fell off the tightrope
"Bother" said Pooh as he felt a disturbance in the Force.
"Bother" said Pooh as he finished the bottle and tasted the poison
"Bother" said Pooh as he fought off three dragons.
"Bother" said Pooh as he found he'd used a dirty needle.
"Bother" said Pooh as he found out his symbiont hated hunny.
"Bother" said Pooh as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader.
"Bother" said Pooh as he found the hook in the fish he had swallowed
"Bother" said Pooh as he got trapped in the printer
"Bother" said Pooh as he gouged out both eyes with a spoon
"Bother" said Pooh as he grabbed the wrong end of the heated forge tongs
"Bother" said Pooh as he gunned down yet another drooling Fanboy.
"Bother" said Pooh as he had a head-on collision
"Bother" said Pooh as he handcuffed Piglet to the bed.
"Bother" said Pooh as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's.
"Bother" said Pooh as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot.
"Bother" said Pooh as he inhaled the tablecloth
"Bother" said Pooh as he leaped through time.
"Bother" said Pooh as he licked the cheese on the mousetrap
"Bother" said Pooh as he loaded another clip into his Uzi.
"Bother" said Pooh as he look into the face of the Myrddraal.
"Bother" said Pooh as he nibbled on himself
"Bother" said Pooh as he passed into the cow's fourth stomach
"Bother" said Pooh as he pierced his tongue
"Bother" said Pooh as he pulled a tribble from his honey.
"Bother" said Pooh as he pulled the cat off his face
"Bother" said Pooh as he pulled the tribble from his honeypot.
"Bother" said Pooh as he put the message in the wrong conference.
"Bother" said Pooh as he raised his veil and grabbed his spear.
"Bother" said Pooh as he ran the rapids in an air mattress
"Bother" said Pooh as he reached down to get the soap
"Bother" said Pooh as he reached for Saidin.
"Bother" said Pooh as he reached for the reset button.
"Bother" said Pooh as he read his Compuserve bill.
"Bother" said Pooh as he read the Generations script.
"Bother" said Pooh as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon.
"Bother" said Pooh as he realized he had been pointing the gun the wrong
"Bother" said Pooh as he realized he was a red shirt. &lt;&lt;ZAP&gt;&gt;
"Bother" said Pooh as he realized he was drunk
"Bother" said Pooh as he realized he'd been issued a one-way ticket
"Bother" said Pooh as he realized that the bus driver was crazy
"Bother" said Pooh as he realized the TV control was a bomb detonator
"Bother" said Pooh as he received his Compuserve bill
"Bother" said Pooh as he refused the blindfold.
"Bother" said Pooh as he regained consciousness on the autopsy table
"Bother" said Pooh as he rejoined the circle of life at the bottom
"Bother" said Pooh as he released the Balefire.
"Bother" said Pooh as he remembered getting stoned with Bill Clinton.
"Bother" said Pooh as he said "Bother".
"Bother" said Pooh as he sat on the firecracker
"Bother" said Pooh as he saw Ms. Bobbit drive up.
"Bother" said Pooh as he saw his life flash before him
"Bother" said Pooh as he scrambled his partition table.
"Bother" said Pooh as he shook hands with the leper
"Bother" said Pooh as he slipped and fell down the mine shaft
"Bother" said Pooh as he slipped his date a mickey.
"Bother" said Pooh as he slit his wrists
"Bother" said Pooh as he smashed a beer bottle over piglet's head
"Bother" said Pooh as he smoked a joint and his head exploded
"Bother" said Pooh as he spontaneously combusted
"Bother" said Pooh as he started up Norton Utilities.
"Bother" said Pooh as he stepped on the land mine
"Bother" said Pooh as he sunk his twelfth Guinness
"Bother" said Pooh as he swallowed a grenade
"Bother" said Pooh as he swallowed his mouthpiece
"Bother" said Pooh as he swallowed the Coke can
"Bother" said Pooh as he swore an oath on the Oath Rod.
"Bother" said Pooh as he swung from the gallows beside Piglet
"Bother" said Pooh as he testified he was with O.J.
"Bother" said Pooh as he touched a live wire
"Bother" said Pooh as he twitted his moderator.
"Bother" said Pooh as he was blinded
"Bother" said Pooh as he was caught playing with himself.
"Bother" said Pooh as he was encased in wet concrete
"Bother" said Pooh as he was faxed to Holland
"Bother" said Pooh as he was given a tour of the Lion's stomach
"Bother" said Pooh as he was reborn as an amoeba
"Bother" said Pooh as he was sacrificed
"Bother" said Pooh as he was sucked into the jet engine
"Bother" said Pooh as he was surrounded by 13 Aes Sedai.
"Bother" said Pooh as he was torched by a BFG9000 in DOOM II
"Bother" said Pooh as he was trapped in the airtight vault
"Bother" said Pooh as he was tricked into a game of Maiden's Kiss.
"Bother" said Pooh as he watch his 830mb drive slowly format itself.
"Bother" said Pooh as he went over the falls
"Bother" said Pooh as he wiped the vomit from his chin.
"Bother" said Pooh as his Moniter blew up in his face
"Bother" said Pooh as his airbag popped
"Bother" said Pooh as his barrel reached the top of the falls
"Bother" said Pooh as his batteries died just moments before climax.
"Bother" said Pooh as his bungie cord broke.
"Bother" said Pooh as his computer crashed
"Bother" said Pooh as his fur turned gray and he began losing his memory
"Bother" said Pooh as his hand became snagged in the wringer
"Bother" said Pooh as his head was sewn back on
"Bother" said Pooh as his last piece of cereal crawled away
"Bother" said Pooh as his network froze
"Bother" said Pooh as his scanners detected a Romulan war bird.
"Bother" said Pooh as his striped necktie woke and strangled him
"Bother" said Pooh as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother" said Pooh as it was his turn to play Russian Roulette
"Bother" said Pooh as millions of voices cried out and went silent.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Borg pumped bio-chips into him.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Cardassians tortured him.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Death Star shot him down
"Bother" said Pooh as the Devil crossed Death.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Draghkar tried to slip him the tounge.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Klingons decloaked.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Red Ajah captured him.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Shadows decimated his homeworld
"Bother" said Pooh as the Texan flushed the toilet
"Bother" said Pooh as the White Star dived towards the Hundred Acre Wood
"Bother" said Pooh as the axe missed the log and sank into his foot
"Bother" said Pooh as the brake cables snapped on the Alaska highway
"Bother" said Pooh as the bull impaled him on his horns
"Bother" said Pooh as the bull noticed his red T-shirt
"Bother" said Pooh as the crazed dentist started the drill
"Bother" said Pooh as the dirigible popped
"Bother" said Pooh as the doctor amputated the wrong leg
"Bother" said Pooh as the elastic in his trousers gave way
"Bother" said Pooh as the fan reversed direction and sucked him in
"Bother" said Pooh as the fire fed on his arm
"Bother" said Pooh as the firing squad took aim
"Bother" said Pooh as the guillotine blade fell
"Bother" said Pooh as the hippopotamus' breath knocked him out cold
"Bother" said Pooh as the leeches sucked him dry
"Bother" said Pooh as the lumberjack chopped down his hunny tree
"Bother" said Pooh as the mosquitos carried him away
"Bother" said Pooh as the mountain he was climbing suddenly erupted
"Bother" said Pooh as the nuclear waste mutated his teeth into fangs
"Bother" said Pooh as the oncoming trucker had an epilleptic fit
"Bother" said Pooh as the parasite ate it's way into his brain
"Bother" said Pooh as the pentecostal healer grew him a third arm
"Bother" said Pooh as the piranhas nibbled his eyes out
"Bother" said Pooh as the plane jettisoned both wings
"Bother" said Pooh as the plane jettisoned third class
"Bother" said Pooh as the prunes began their work
"Bother" said Pooh as the rip cord came away in his hand
"Bother" said Pooh as the road ended abruptly at a cliff
"Bother" said Pooh as the shark bit off both of his legs
"Bother" said Pooh as the shuttlebay decompressed.
"Bother" said Pooh as the steel trap closed on his leg
"Bother" said Pooh as the sun's ultraviolet light burned off his fur
"Bother" said Pooh as the sysop locked him out of the system
"Bother" said Pooh as the tires crushed his lungs and creased his fur
"Bother" said Pooh as the tornado redistributed his internal organs
"Bother" said Pooh as the train approached and the ropes wouldn't break
"Bother" said Pooh as the tsetse fly bit him
"Bother" said Pooh as the vice squad took his GIFS.
"Bother" said Pooh as the whole of creation disintegrated.
"Bother" said Pooh as the woodpecker approached his hot-air balloon
"Bother" said Pooh as they buried him face-up
"Bother" said Pooh as they closed the casket on him
"Bother" said Pooh as they lit the pyre
"Bother" said Pooh as they loaded him into the sub's torpedo tube
"Bother" said Pooh as they nailed him to a tree
"Bother" said Pooh as they plowed him under
"Bother" said Pooh as they poured salt on his open wounds
"Bother" said Pooh as they stuffed him and mounted him on the wall
"Bother" said Pooh as wolf pack caught his scent
"Bother" said Pooh as"Critical" error was displayed
"Bother" said Pooh as"Formating Drive C" appeared on the screen
"Bother" said Pooh on his deathbed
"Bother" said Pooh pulling the tribble from his honey pot
"Bother" said Pooh stuffing Piglet's lifeless corpse into a dustbin.
"Bother" said Pooh taking the last hit from his grass.
"Bother" said Pooh the atheist as the world ended
"Bother" said Pooh when C4 postponed B5
"Bother" said Pooh when Drew Bledsoe threw yet another interception. *
"Bother" said Pooh when Madonna slipped him the tongue.
"Bother" said Pooh when Piglet's time stabiliser was hit
"Bother" said Pooh when Rabbit declared martial law
"Bother" said Pooh when Sheridan spaced him
"Bother" said Pooh when he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Bother" said Pooh when he couldn't think of anything new
"Bother" said Pooh when he discovered Owl was on stims
"Bother" said Pooh when he discovered flarn isn't a bit like hunny
"Bother" said Pooh when he discovered how much hunny costs on a space station
"Bother" said Pooh when he had fallen and couldn't get up.
"Bother" said Pooh when he read the spoiler
"Bother" said Pooh when he realised Eeyore had taken dust
"Bother" said Pooh when he realized he wasn't wearing any pants.
"Bother" said Pooh when he saw Duncan awaken from a mortal wound.
"Bother" said Pooh when he saw the patriots severed head emblem
"Bother" said Pooh when he was arrested for dealing in dust on the zocalo
"Bother" said Pooh when he was expelled from the Grey Council
"Bother" said Pooh when he was exposed as a Psi Corps spy
"Bother" said Pooh when he was told he had `Netter's' syndrome
"Bother" said Pooh when his Mum banned him from B5_UK
"Bother" said Pooh when the ATF confiscated his X - rated GIF files.
"Bother" said Pooh when the Alien thingie popped out of his chest.
"Bother" said Pooh when the Shadows took the bounce out of Tigger
"Bother" said Pooh when unearthed a Shadow ship in the Hundred Acre wood
"Bother" said Pooh while watching the J - E - T - S ! lose on TV. *
"Bother" said Pooh, "I need a honey glaze for piglet!"
"Bother" said Pooh, "It's your husband and he has a gun."
"Bother" said Pooh, & pulled the detonator killing the dictator.
"Bother" said Pooh, after forgetting to record 'Star Trek'
"Bother" said Pooh, and called in an air strike.
"Bother" said Pooh, and deleted his message base....
"Bother" said Pooh, and deleted the entire message base
"Bother" said Pooh, and hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother" said Pooh, and inhaled.
"Bother" said Pooh, and then he pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier
"Bother" said Pooh, as C:\Ś appeared where C:\Windows should be
"Bother" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin begged to be spanked again.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin loaded the AK47
"Bother" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pushed him under a Tube
"Bother" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pushed piglet off the roof
"Bother" said Pooh, as Cindy Crawford licked honey off his chest
"Bother" said Pooh, as EDDIE MAUPIN placed him in his TWIT filter.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Hillary Clinton started the high colonic
"Bother" said Pooh, as Missing operating system appeared after reboot
"Bother" said Pooh, as Piglet Engergised
"Bother" said Pooh, as Piglet clamped his car
"Bother" said Pooh, as Piglet covered both hands with Crisco & smiled..
"Bother" said Pooh, as Piglet covered his naked body in whipped cream.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Piglet whipped him with the riding crop.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Rabbit pushed him off the speeding train.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Roger Cook knocked on the door
"Bother" said Pooh, as Satan laid his soul to waste.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Satan pointed out the small print
"Bother" said Pooh, as Sharon Stone uncrossed her legs.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Tigger bounced on his hard disk
"Bother" said Pooh, as Tigger chewed his leg off.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Tigger pressed ALT-H during a downlo*ad
"Bother" said Pooh, as Vader choked Piglet with the Force.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Vader cut off his right paw
"Bother" said Pooh, as a secret door let 2 Demons and an Imp loose
"Bother" said Pooh, as a tree fell on his greenhouse killing Piglet
"Bother" said Pooh, as he Did a copy from Command.Com to Clock.$
"Bother" said Pooh, as he Quantum Leaped.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he accidently ran FDISK
"Bother" said Pooh, as he bet 1000 on a white X-mas and it rained
"Bother" said Pooh, as he bounced off the Starfury.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he buried Piglet next to Roo.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he drifted off-topic
"Bother" said Pooh, as he dropped his duty free coming through customs
"Bother" said Pooh, as he dropped the razor on his gonads.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he fell into the toilet.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he forgot to record 'Star Trek'
"Bother" said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated hunny.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he fried up a pan of Snail Darters
"Bother" said Pooh, as he hacked up a hairball.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he hid Piglets corpse.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he inserted the suppository.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he landed his hot air balloon on a Pylon
"Bother" said Pooh, as he looked up his name in the dictionary
"Bother" said Pooh, as he missed Saddam Hussein with the Bazooka.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he opened his door and found Jehovahs Witnesses
"Bother" said Pooh, as he over-dosed on crack.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he paid $5 extra for "teddy" style.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he pulled the tribble from his honeypot.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he read his AIDS test results
"Bother" said Pooh, as he realised Piglet was undercooked
"Bother" said Pooh, as he realised he'd said f*** in the wrong net
"Bother" said Pooh, as he realised that he said f*ck in fido
"Bother" said Pooh, as he realised the doll had a puncture
"Bother" said Pooh, as he realized that his VISOR was a hair barrette.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he saw  1% of 12394KB (at 19 bytes/sec)
"Bother" said Pooh, as he spewed in disgust.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he started earning his "white"-wings
"Bother" said Pooh, as he stepped on a nail.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he stomped Barneys ass to jello.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom..
"Bother" said Pooh, as he tapped out 112 while fitting an extension box
"Bother" said Pooh, as he took McCloud's Quickening
"Bother" said Pooh, as he tripped and fell on the Live Rail
"Bother" said Pooh, as he twitted his moderator.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he waited for Windows '95 to load
"Bother" said Pooh, as he was arrested by the Police
"Bother" said Pooh, as he was barred from his local
"Bother" said Pooh, as he was flamed for no reason
"Bother" said Pooh, as he wiped his flash bios
"Bother" said Pooh, as his Aerial fell of the roof
"Bother" said Pooh, as his Cellnet came up "NO SERVICE"
"Bother" said Pooh, as his LAN server started to smoke
"Bother" said Pooh, as his Orange Said "NO SERVICE"
"Bother" said Pooh, as his Pirate Sky card wen't down
"Bother" said Pooh, as his Seeboard meter ran out during Voyager
"Bother" said Pooh, as his Sinclair C5 came to a standstill on the M3
"Bother" said Pooh, as his ass caught fire.
"Bother" said Pooh, as his drug dealer got busted
"Bother" said Pooh, as his flick knife failed to open
"Bother" said Pooh, as his parachute failed to open
"Bother" said Pooh, as his parents turned up at the rave
"Bother" said Pooh, as his umbrella got caught on the Emergency cord
"Bother" said Pooh, as not recording 'Eastenders'
"Bother" said Pooh, as piglet stabbed him through the kidney
"Bother" said Pooh, as sparklies came up during DS9
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Borg assimilated Piglet
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Borg attacked his Outpost
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Borg pumped bio-chips into him.
"Bother" said Pooh, as the CSA found him
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Channel 5 Retuner called during Star Trek
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Child Suppot Agency found him
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Ewoks stole his honey pot.
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Facehugger impregnated him.
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Police breathalised him
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Police followed him back to the Hostel
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Police pulled him over for speeding
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Police steamed in with a warrant
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Shuttle Bay decompressed
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Sniper took him out
"Bother" said Pooh, as the SysOp locked him out
"Bother" said Pooh, as the TV detector van pulled up outside
"Bother" said Pooh, as the batteries died just seconds before ecstasy
"Bother" said Pooh, as the bridge washed away leaving his twig behind
"Bother" said Pooh, as the cashpoint kept his card
"Bother" said Pooh, as the dragon ducked his thrown dagger.
"Bother" said Pooh, as the pin fell out of the grenade.
"Bother" said Pooh, as the police closed in.
"Bother" said Pooh, as the police enquired about the phonebox ad
"Bother" said Pooh, as the redhead yanked his chain
"Bother" said Pooh, as the soundcard failed to recognise Doom again
"Bother" said Pooh, as the ticket inspector challanged him
"Bother" said Pooh, as the vice squad took his .GIF files
"Bother" said Pooh, reaching around Owl's waist to adjust his condom.
"Bother" said Pooh, removing the tribble from his honey pot
"Bother" said Pooh, then he pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier
"Bother" said Pooh, then he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder.
"Bother" said Pooh, unable to find any skins
"Bother" said Pooh, when Christopher Robin came in his mouth
"Bother" said Pooh, when Christopher Robin refused to swallow
"Bother" said Pooh, when he realised he'd missed the r out of brother
"Bother" said Pooh,"I need a honey glaze for piglet!"
"Bother" said Pooh-card, as all his fur fell out.
"Bother" said Pooh..."I'll wear the pants in this family."
"Bother" said Rabbit when he got stuck in a transport tube with Tigger
"Bother" said Sturmbannfuhrer POOH at Nuremberg.
"Bother" said Tigger as he told Pooh to spread em'.
"Bother" signed Pooh, in Chinese Sign Language
"Bother", said @F, as racked up another frag
"Bother", said @F, as the Cardassians tortured him
"Bother", said @F, as the Death Star exploded around him
"Bother", said @F, as the spaceships landed
"Bother", said @F, waxing poetic
"Bother", said @F, wrestling with the moderator
"Bother", said KWK when he got another beta
"Bother", said Pooh as Al disappeared through the door.
"Bother", said Pooh as Alderaan exploded.
"Bother", said Pooh as Beavis & Butt-Head began to roast Piglet
"Bother", said Pooh as Chewbakka ripped him in half.
"Bother", said Pooh as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc.
"Bother", said Pooh as Ford pulled out the Elecronic Thumb.
"Bother", said Pooh as Freddy used his body to kill Piglet.
"Bother", said Pooh as Han asked for more money.
"Bother", said Pooh as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun.
"Bother", said Pooh as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor.
"Bother", said Pooh as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt.
"Bother", said Pooh as Kosh turned out to be Piglet.
"Bother", said Pooh as Piglet came back from the dead.
"Bother", said Pooh as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods.
"Bother", said Pooh as Satan laid his soul to waste.
"Bother", said Pooh as Sky increased subscription by another tenner
"Bother", said Pooh as Tigger trapped his gonads in a vice
"Bother", said Pooh as Vader choked Piglet with the Force.
"Bother", said Pooh as Vader cut off his right paw.
"Bother", said Pooh as Vader gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother", said Pooh as Vader killed Obi Wan.
"Bother", said Pooh as Vader sent bounty hunters after him.
"Bother", said Pooh as Vader stopped him from killing the Emperor.
"Bother", said Pooh as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side.
"Bother", said Pooh as Yoda told him Leia was his sister.
"Bother", said Pooh as Yoda told him of another Pooh.
"Bother", said Pooh as Ziggy's circuits failed.
"Bother", said Pooh as a SuperTruck rammed into Piglet.
"Bother", said Pooh as gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother", said Pooh as he asked Nicole for a smoke.
"Bother", said Pooh as he assembled the Grand Grimoire.
"Bother", said Pooh as he carelessly stepped on a limpet mine
"Bother", said Pooh as he changed history.
"Bother", said Pooh as he climbed out of his vorlon encounter suit.
"Bother", said Pooh as he cut down Al Gore's tree
"Bother", said Pooh as he cut his initials in the snow.
"Bother", said Pooh as he cut open a Tauntaun.
"Bother", said Pooh as he donned his ninja uniform and killed Owl.
"Bother", said Pooh as he drank his fifth Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
"Bother", said Pooh as he dropped Bambi with one shot.
"Bother", said Pooh as he erased the QWK packet - AGAIN!
"Bother", said Pooh as he failed to lift the X -wing with the Force.
"Bother", said Pooh as he falsified his income tax return
"Bother", said Pooh as he fell into the nitric acid bath.
"Bother", said Pooh as he felt Vader's presence.
"Bother", said Pooh as he felt a disturbance in the Force
"Bother", said Pooh as he forked over 20,000 New Yen for a bribe.
"Bother", said Pooh as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader.
"Bother", said Pooh as he greased the Interstate.
"Bother", said Pooh as he heard his Doc Wagon band go off.
"Bother", said Pooh as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot.
"Bother", said Pooh as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna.
"Bother", said Pooh as he leaped through time.
"Bother", said Pooh as he lobbed grenades into the house.
"Bother", said Pooh as he loosed a mouse in Coronary ICU.
"Bother", said Pooh as he opened a gate to Hell.
"Bother", said Pooh as he parked the white Bronco.
"Bother", said Pooh as he played with the Cynobite's puzzlebox.
"Bother", said Pooh as he put his fingers in the mains socket
"Bother", said Pooh as he put on the hockey mask and started the saw.
"Bother", said Pooh as he put right what once went wrong.
"Bother", said Pooh as he put the money under Kanga's pillow.
"Bother", said Pooh as he ran C3PO through the trash compacter.
"Bother", said Pooh as he ran out of dilithium crystals.
"Bother", said Pooh as he recieved another call from Princess Di
"Bother", said Pooh as he ripped his ringpiece.
"Bother", said Pooh as he rolled over in the gutter.
"Bother", said Pooh as he saw his friends dressed in black robes.
"Bother", said Pooh as he shot the Emperical drone.
"Bother", said Pooh as he shot the propellor from Biggles' machine.
"Bother", said Pooh as he slaughtered innocent Jawas.
"Bother", said Pooh as he stepped into the accleration chamber.
"Bother", said Pooh as he stuffed Piglet's corpse into a trash bag
"Bother", said Pooh as he swallowed the mucus in lumps.
"Bother", said Pooh as he unloaded his Aries Predator on Piglet.
"Bother", said Pooh as he used up the last of his dodge pool.
"Bother", said Pooh as he was frozen in carbonite.
"Bother", said Pooh as he was hit by a bus
"Bother", said Pooh as he yanked the guillotine lanyard.
"Bother", said Pooh as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold.
"Bother", said Pooh as his SIN number failed.
"Bother", said Pooh as his Stinger locked onto the B-52.
"Bother", said Pooh as his Tie -fighter smashed into an asteriod.
"Bother", said Pooh as his X -wing exploded.
"Bother", said Pooh as his cable gun jammed.
"Bother", said Pooh as his combat drone exploded.
"Bother", said Pooh as his credstick deleted itself.
"Bother", said Pooh as his friends left him alone to die.
"Bother", said Pooh as his lightsaber went out.
"Bother", said Pooh as his pit crew was eating ice cream.
"Bother", said Pooh as his rectum exploded.
"Bother", said Pooh as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother", said Pooh as his ship failed to jump to light speed.
"Bother", said Pooh as his torpedos missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother", said Pooh as millions of voices cried out and went silent.
"Bother", said Pooh as ran C3PO through the trash compacter.
"Bother", said Pooh as the AT -AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet.
"Bother", said Pooh as the Emperor electrocuted him with the Force.
"Bother", said Pooh as the Enterprise exploded.
"Bother", said Pooh as the Ewoks stole his honey pot.
"Bother", said Pooh as the Ravanous Bugblatter Beast of Trall ate Owl.
"Bother", said Pooh as the Stormtroopers caught him.
"Bother", said Pooh as the Vogons destroyed Earth.
"Bother", said Pooh as the batteries died in his blaster.
"Bother", said Pooh as the bungi cord broke.
"Bother", said Pooh as the warp core breached.
"Bother", said Pooh as they all gathered for an orgy.
"Bother", said Pooh as time unravelled around him.
"Bother", said Pooh when he Duncan awaken from a mortal wound. *
"Bother", said Pooh when he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Bother", said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!"
"Bother", said Pooh, "How does Odo form a Comm-Badge?"
"Bother", said Pooh, "because frankly dear, I don't give a damn!"
"Bother", said Pooh, after the garden clipper incident
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted Windows.
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted all his message bases.
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted his WAD files.
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted his message base.
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted his source code.
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted the entire message base
"Bother", said Pooh, and discorporated.
"Bother", said Pooh, and he deleted his message base.
"Bother", said Pooh, and he shot Piglet
"Bother", said Pooh, and hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother", said Pooh, and inhaled.
"Bother", said Pooh, and loaded up Rise of the Triad.
"Bother", said Pooh, and nuked Iraq!
"Bother", said Pooh, and opened fire.
"Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled DOOM.
"Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX 3.1.
"Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled Telemate 4.12
"Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled Windows 98!
"Bother", said Pooh, and then deleted his message base.
"Bother", said Pooh, and twited the moderator
"Bother", said Pooh, as Darth Vader used the Force against him
"Bother", said Pooh, as Darth Vader's light saber cut off his paw
"Bother", said Pooh, as Dax's cold hands made him jump in bed.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Deckard "retired" him with his gun
"Bother", said Pooh, as Garanian Bolites made him itch & change color.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Kahn put the creature into his ear.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Keiko O'Brien gave him a -F- for his work
"Bother", said Pooh, as Kira accused him of being a Cardassian spy
"Bother", said Pooh, as Kira ate him instead of the palukoo.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Kira laughed at his non-existant genitalia.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Kira told him her nose was cuter than his.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt
"Bother", said Pooh, as Lassie cocked her leg over him
"Bother", said Pooh, as Major Kira kicked him in the crotch
"Bother", said Pooh, as Moe poked him in the eyes
"Bother", said Pooh, as Mr Mott insisted on shampooing his fur
"Bother", said Pooh, as O.J. ran him over in a white Bronco
"Bother", said Pooh, as Orac refused to answer his question
"Bother", said Pooh, as President Theodore Rosevelt shot him dead
"Bother", said Pooh, as Pugsley tied him to the tracks
"Bother", said Pooh, as Riker scored his intended girl......again!
"Bother", said Pooh, as Ripley torched him with her flame thrower
"Bother", said Pooh, as Sergeant Pinback hit him with a broom
"Bother", said Pooh, as The Enterprise blew up for the 18th time this season
"Bother", said Pooh, as The Spanish Inquisition showed up unexpectedly
"Bother", said Pooh, as Tigger, yet again, hogged the bong
"Bother", said Pooh, as Troi slapped him for his dirty thoughts
"Bother", said Pooh, as Ulf destroyed his medial ligaments
"Bother", said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Worf nicked him in a Bat'leth tournament
"Bother", said Pooh, as a Batarang hit him in the head
"Bother", said Pooh, as he Quantum Leaped into Sam Beckett's body
"Bother", said Pooh, as he accidentally deleted his message base
"Bother", said Pooh, as he appeared in the Time Tunnel
"Bother", said Pooh, as he arrested for non-support
"Bother", said Pooh, as he baked a Gooey Windough$ !
"Bother", said Pooh, as he bent over to pick up the soap.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he bumped into Barney.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he called in an air strike..
"Bother", said Pooh, as he connected at 1200 bps.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he crashed his T-16 in Beggars Canyon
"Bother", said Pooh, as he cuckolded Christopher Robin's father
"Bother", said Pooh, as he deleted his message base
"Bother", said Pooh, as he deleted his root directory
"Bother", said Pooh, as he died for the 5th time in DOOM!
"Bother", said Pooh, as he drew his .45 and shot the intruder
"Bother", said Pooh, as he failed the dope test
"Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the accursed spring!
"Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath
"Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the spinblades.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he flooded the computer room with nerve gas.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he found Odo in his honey pot.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he found he was allergic to cat hair.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he found he'd used a dirty needle.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he found out Elvis was alive after all
"Bother", said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated huun
"Bother", said Pooh, as he got cattle-prodded in the nuts.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he got trapped in the printer.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he heard the trip wire click.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he held the can of mace backwards.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he hid Piglets corpse
"Bother", said Pooh, as he kicked Piglet's ass.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he kicked hell out of his modem
"Bother", said Pooh, as he loaded his last round.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he loaded his last round.  Cheeeiit.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he looked at his CompuServe bill
"Bother", said Pooh, as he lost count of Jadzia's spots.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he mounted Piglets head on the wall
"Bother", said Pooh, as he picked bits of Lucas out of his teeth
"Bother", said Pooh, as he puked over Christopher Robin.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he pulled out his .45 and shot the intruder.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he put on his asbestos suit.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he ran into the Archvile.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he reached for the flamethrower.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he reached for the reset button.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he realised he was a Replicant & not a bear
"Bother", said Pooh, as he received his Compuserve bill.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he remembered getting stoned with Bill Clinton
"Bother", said Pooh, as he ripped his ring piece
"Bother", said Pooh, as he sabotaged the elevator cable.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he saw "Filecore in use."
"Bother", said Pooh, as he saw Ms. Bobbitt drive up
"Bother", said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he scrambled his partition table.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he shot that bird in the wing.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he shot three ATF agents raiding his home.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he slapped another clip into his smoking Uzi
"Bother", said Pooh, as he stole the baby's candy
"Bother", said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he tied Piglet to the bed.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he torched the grammar school.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he tried to install Linux.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he tried to uninstall WIN95.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he tried to use Ziggy's handlink
"Bother", said Pooh, as he twitted the moderator.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he uncovered a hive of Smurves.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he was attcked by Nazi Smurf commandos.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he was butchered for his paws & liver.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he was dismissed by the Governor General
"Bother", said Pooh, as he was encased in Carbonite
"Bother", said Pooh, as he was voted most unrealistic alien on DS9
"Bother", said Pooh, as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his Harley's backend stepped out
"Bother", said Pooh, as his LAN manager went crackers
"Bother", said Pooh, as his SpeederBike hit a tree on Endor
"Bother", said Pooh, as his Unemployment Benefit was cancelled
"Bother", said Pooh, as his amorous advances were rejected by Dax
"Bother", said Pooh, as his apiarists licence was revoked
"Bother", said Pooh, as his bullet missed Paul Keating's head.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his flatulance enlarged the ozone layer hole
"Bother", said Pooh, as his golf ball struck Ee-Yore in the temple.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his medicine wore off and the demons returned.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his motorcycle left the ground.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his oil soaked cover spontaneously combusted.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his phaser overloaded, exploded, & killed him
"Bother", said Pooh, as racked up another frag.
"Bother", said Pooh, as received his telephone bill
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Jem'Hadar fighter crashed into his ship
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Moderator chastised him
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Predator ripped out his skull & spine
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Sontaron ate his Jelly Babies
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Spanish Inquisition showed up unexpectedly
"Bother", said Pooh, as the TIE fighter shot him down
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Tardis dematerialised without him
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Tribble relieved itself all over him
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Vogon began to read.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the away team beamed up without him
"Bother", said Pooh, as the cable system messed with his channels.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the concentrated HCl hit the bleach solution.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the glue holding his goatee beard failed
"Bother", said Pooh, as the pin fell out the grenade
"Bother", said Pooh, as the police closed in.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the raptor shook him by the throa
"Bother", said Pooh, as the read/write heads flew across the room
"Bother", said Pooh, as the replicator failed to give him honey.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the spaceships landed.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the tsunami hit.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the vice squad took his GIFS
"Bother", said Pooh, deleting his QWK packet.
"Bother", said Pooh, getting his head stuck on a stick of jumja.
"Bother", said Pooh, in Chinese Sign Language
"Bother", said Pooh, losing count as he counted all of Dax's spots
"Bother", said Pooh, losing the lead role for the Dr Who movie
"Bother", said Pooh, more from force of habit than anything else.
"Bother", said Pooh, on not being chosen to go with the landing party
"Bother", said Pooh, realising Odo was disguised as his honey pot
"Bother", said Pooh, realising he was being satirized in taglines
"Bother", said Pooh, realising he was owned by the Tyrell Corporation
"Bother", said Pooh, realising he wasn't in the next Seaquest series.
"Bother", said Pooh, realising his date was one of the Duras sisters
"Bother", said Pooh, sharing a turbolift with the Duras sisters
"Bother", said Pooh, tasting the yamok sauce
"Bother", said Pooh, trying to figure out how Odo forms a commbadge.
"Bother", said Pooh, trying to find his self-sealing stem bolts
"Bother", said Pooh, watching his email box fill with flames.
"Bother", said Pooh, when Mulder said he didn't have an X-file on him
"Bother", said Pooh, when he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Bother", said Pooh, when he realized he didn't really have a stomach.
"Bother", said Pooh, wishing he had a nose like a Bajoran.
"Bother", said Pooh, wrestling with the moderator
"Bother", said Pooh,realising he didn't know how to swear in Klingon
"Bother", said Pooh; and deleted his message base.
"Bother", said Pooh; as he formatted his Hard Drive
"Bother", said the moderator, 3$%^B Q#  NO CARRIER
"Bother",said @F as he harpooned SHAMU
"Bother",said @F as he paid off the Simpson jury
"Bother",said @F, as he assaulted Janet Reno
"Bother",said Pooh as he burned EEYORE at the stake
"Bother",said Pooh as he harpooned SHAMU.
"Bother",said Pooh as he paid off the Simpson jury.
"Bother",said Pooh, as Guinan put her hat on him,saying it suited him
"Bother",said Pooh, as Piglet covered his naked body in whipped cream.
"Bother",said Pooh, as he accidently triggered the thermal detonator
"Bother",said Pooh, as he assaulted Janet Reno.
"Bother",said Pooh, as he rose from the grave.
"Bother",said Pooh, as laser guided smart bomb blew up his honey pot
"Bother",said Pooh, realising Darth Vader wasn't his father after all
"Bother",said Pooh,as Lursa & B'Etor refused to conceive his children
"Bother",said Pooh,as a laser guided smart bomb blew up his honey pot
"Bother",said Pooh,as he realised it was Thomas and not William Riker
"Bother",said Pooh,realising Darth Vader wasn't his father after all
"Bother",said Pooh,realising the similarities of Kimba & The Lion King
"Bother"said Pooh,as the spell failure caused Rabbit to grow tentacles
"Bother"sprayed Pooh,in 14pt letters across the wall of the K-Mart.
"Bother"worried Pooh, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted another dupe.
"Bother, Brother, said Pooh's twin
"Bother, I just can't seem to sell any marijuana anymore said Pooh to Eore
"Bother, another box of choclates! said Pooh Gump
"Bother, cried Pooh, as he pushed The Button to start Armegeddon
"Bother, my dear Watson, said Sherlock Pooh
"Bother, screamed Pooh, as he became sick of his own tagline
"Bother, sed Pooh, Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet
"Bother, worried Pooh, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted a tagline
"Bother,"   - Pooh
"Bother,"  said @F as his VCR ate a Babylon 5 tape
"Bother,"  said Pooh, as he paid 5 extra for 'teddy' style.
"Bother,"  said Pooh, as the Cardassians tortured him.
"Bother," "Bother," said @F's twin
"Bother," - Pooh
"Bother," @F said as he was assimilated
"Bother," A @F poo
"Bother," A Pooh poo.
"Bother," Beavis and Butthead have roasted Piglet
"Bother," Pooh said as he was assimilated.
"Bother," Pooh screamed, as he became sick of his own tagline
"Bother," SAID @F, AS HE FINALLY READS THE INSTRUCTIONS
"Bother," aid Pooh, as he crossed-dressed for Christopher
"Bother," coughed Pooh, lighting the crack-pipe
"Bother," cried @F, after he spoke the lords name backwards
"Bother," cried @F, as he pushed The Button to start Armageddon
"Bother," cried @F, as he sold Eeyore to the glue factory
"Bother," cried Pooh, after he pushed The Button to start Armageddon
"Bother," cried Pooh, after he spoke the Lord's name backwards.
"Bother," cried Pooh, as he pushed The Button to start Armageddon.
"Bother," cried Pooh, as he sold Eeyore to the glue factory.
"Bother," cried Pooh, as he spoke the Lord's name backwards
"Bother," drooled Pooh, smearing Hunny on @FN@'s breasts
"Bother," ejaculated Pooh, prematurely.
"Bother," gagged Pooh, gazing at @FN@'s yeast infection
"Bother," gagged Pooh, reading @LN@'s message
"Bother," gasped Pooh, approaching climax.
"Bother," gasped Pooh, as the Yakuza jabbed the chopstick in his eye
"Bother," gasped Pooh, choking on the Thanksgiving Turkey bone
"Bother," grumbled Hillary as @F hogged the shredder
"Bother," grumbled Hillary as Cliff Hurgin hogged the shredder.
"Bother," grumbled Hillary as Pooh hogged the shredder.
"Bother," grumbled Pooh as George Bush hogged the shredder.
"Bother," grumbled Pooh as Hillary hogged the shredder
"Bother," gurgled Pooh, taking a shower at the Bates Motel.
"Bother," howled Pooh, when Piglet put Tasbasco Sauce in the KY Jelly.
"Bother," lied Pooh
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Age doesn't have anything to do with anything!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Believe me, it's better this way"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "But everyone else is doing it!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Do what you want, I don't care"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "He would have wanted it this way...."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I already gave at the office!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I am NOT lying!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I can handle it..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I didn't know it was loaded..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I didn't know you cared.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I didn't see the NO PARKING sign"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I didn't think it mattered"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I didn't understand what you meant"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I don't care if I wasn't the first.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I don't care if you're married..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I don't care"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I don't expect anything in return"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I don't have anything to wear..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I don't remember saying that.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I forgot my wallet..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I found it, honest.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I had to work late..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I have a bad back
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I just followed instructions..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I knew that..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I know EXACTLY what I'm doing!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I know my limits!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I meant sometime, not right now..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I never got the message.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I never make plans that far in advance!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I never said that!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I overslept"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I promise I won't come in your mouth!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I promise I'll pull out in time..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I promise no one'll ever see the pictures..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I promise not to tell anyone.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I thought YOU were going to call ME!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I thought you said...."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I thought you were joking!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I tried to call you!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I value your opinion.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I warned you about me!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I was just minding my own business.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I was just thinking of you..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I was only doing it for YOU!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I was only trying to help!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I wasn't speeding.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I won't think any less of you if..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I would never ask this of anyone else..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'd never ask for support"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'd never be jealous of..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'll always treasure it..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'll bring it right back!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'll never forget this!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'll only put the tip in..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'll pay you back tomorrow..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'll pull out in time, trust me.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'll write soon..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'm innocent!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'm not married..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'm not that kind of girl..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'm too old for that"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It doesn't matter..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It must have shrunk..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It never even crossed my mind.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It slipped...."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It was YOUR idea in the first place!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It wasn't me...."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It will grow back"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It won't stain..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It's Soooooo big!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It's exactly what I wanted!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It's for your own good..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It's none of my business..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It's not how old she is, it's how mature she acts"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It's not whether you win or lose....."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It's only a cold-sore..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It's perfect..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Let me call you right back..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Let me put you on hold for a minute!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "My alarm didn't go off..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "My car wouldn't start..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "My computer was down..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "My dog ate it!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "My watch must have stopped.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Next time it will be better!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "No means no..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "No one ever told me!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "No, I welcome you opinion."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "No, it doesn't grow back any darker..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Not tonight, I have a headache.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Of COURSE I believe you..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Of COURSE I read the manuals!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Of course I'll respect you in the morning!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Of course I'm by myself..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Someone's at the door, I'll call you right back"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Sorry, I didn't meant to do that..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Sorry, I don't have any change!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "That was WONDERFUL!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "That's not what I meant"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "The cheque is in the mail!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "The game's almost over, honey..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "The light wasn't even yellow yet.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "The parking meter must be broken!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "There'll never be another you..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "There's someone calling on my other line.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "They're just the right size.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "This has NEVER happened before!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "This will hurt me more than it will hurt you.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "This won't hurt a bit..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "This'll only take a second..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Till death do us part.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Trust me...."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "We MUST keep in touch..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "We can just remain friends"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "We could just cuddle..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "We don't know each other well enough"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "We're from the Government, here to help"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "We're just going for one beer..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "We're out of gas"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Well! I NEVER..........."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You MADE me love you.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You can borrow it as soon as I'm finished
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You look SO much better with your hair like that.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You must have misunderstood!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You started it..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You'll thank me later..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You're beautiful when you're angry!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You're the best I've ever had!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You're the first..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You're too young for that.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Your past doesn't matter to me..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "the check is in the mail..."
"Bother," lied Pooh,"Age doesn't have anything to do with anything!"
"Bother," lied Pooh,"Someone's @the door,I'll call you right back"
"Bother," lied Pooh,"This will hurt me more than it will hurt you.."
"Bother," lied Pooh,"U look SO much better with your hair like that"
"Bother," lied Pooh.
"Bother," moaned Pooh on his deathbed
"Bother," moaned Pooh, when he saw that the tagline couldn't possibly fi
"Bother," mumbled Pooh as @FN@ sat on his face
"Bother," mumbled Pooh, deep-throating Tigger.
"Bother," muttered Ami, as the psychic kid was blown into Greg McNuggets
"Bother," observed Pooh as the leprosy spread
"Bother," panted Pooh, hidden in the closet as his mom undressed
"Bother," quoth Pooh, "Nevermore..."
"Bother," roared Pooh, pushed beyond his limits
"Bother," said 007 Pooh, "This Martini was stirred, not shaken!"
"Bother," said @F as Chewbakka ripped him in half
"Bother," said @F as Christopher Robin produced a condom
"Bother," said @F as Cthulhu rose up and ate him
"Bother," said @F as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc
"Bother," said @F as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun
"Bother," said @F as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor
"Bother," said @F as Macgyver posted again
"Bother," said @F as Mulder and Scully rushed in, guns drawn
"Bother," said @F as NBC cancelled Star Trek
"Bother," said @F as Odo ordered him off the Promenade
"Bother," said @F as Robert posted again
"Bother," said @F as Scotty beamed him up
"Bother," said @F as Tigger turned out to be a changeling
"Bother," said @F as Trelane aimed his pistol at him
"Bother," said @F as Vader killed Obi Wan
"Bother," said @F as Vader sent bounty hunters after him
"Bother," said @F as Worf growled
"Bother," said @F as Yoda told him of another @F
"Bother," said @F as he admitted being a FBI informant
"Bother," said @F as he arrested for running around bear naked
"Bother," said @F as he assembled the Grand Grimoire
"Bother," said @F as he awakened Tiamet
"Bother," said @F as he blew away half of the 100 acre woods
"Bother," said @F as he breached the damn above Johnstown
"Bother," said @F as he called forth a demon
"Bother," said @F as he carelessly stepped on a limpet mine
"Bother," said @F as he cut and paste the ransom demand
"Bother," said @F as he donned his ninja garment and went after Owl
"Bother," said @F as he donned his ninja uniform and went to kill Owl
"Bother," said @F as he emptied the mag on full auto
"Bother," said @F as he engaged his cloaking device
"Bother," said @F as he entered the Badlands
"Bother," said @F as he failed another melee combat roll
"Bother," said @F as he flashed a group of nuns
"Bother," said @F as he forged Christopher Robin's suicide note
"Bother," said @F as he forked over 20,000 New Yen for a bribe
"Bother," said @F as he found Head & Shoulder didn't do Legs & Torsos
"Bother," said @F as he found that he had VD
"Bother," said @F as he found that he had gonnarhea
"Bother," said @F as he fried Piglet for breakfast
"Bother," said @F as he gained the First Power
"Bother," said @F as he gave Ted Kennedy another driving lesson
"Bother," said @F as he got off the plane in Medelin
"Bother," said @F as he got up for another brewski
"Bother," said @F as he had Fluffosuction
"Bother," said @F as he held up Eddie's Discount Liquors
"Bother," said @F as he ignored the white flag, ordering "Open Fire!"
"Bother," said @F as he infected the Indians blankets
"Bother," said @F as he inserted the suppository
"Bother," said @F as he ladled out Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle soup
"Bother," said @F as he led an attack against the Cylon command ship
"Bother," said @F as he looked into the face of the Myrddraal
"Bother," said @F as he ordered Mr. Worff to fire all phasers
"Bother," said @F as he parked O.J.'s white Bronco
"Bother," said @F as he pulled the cat off his face
"Bother," said @F as he put on the hockey mask and started the saw
"Bother," said @F as he put the money under Kanga's pillow
"Bother," said @F as he raised his veil and grabbed his spear
"Bother," said @F as he ran out of dilithium crystals
"Bother," said @F as he reached for the reset button
"Bother," said @F as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon
"Bother," said @F as he realized he was a Star Trek redshirt
"Bother," said @F as he received his Compuserve bill
"Bother," said @F as he reported Huey, Dewey & Louie for vandalism
"Bother," said @F as he reverted to his liquid state
"Bother," said @F as he ripped the fabric of Time and Space
"Bother," said @F as he rolled over and lit @F's cigarette
"Bother," said @F as he rose from the grave
"Bother," said @F as he sabotaged Wile E. Coyote's latest trap
"Bother," said @F as he said f**k in the wrong conf
"Bother," said @F as he saw his friends dressed in black robes
"Bother," said @F as he sent another AreaFix message
"Bother," said @F as he set crosshairs on Bill Clinton
"Bother," said @F as he shook down his classmate's lunch money
"Bother," said @F as he shot Rabbit
"Bother," said @F as he shot the Emperical drone
"Bother," said @F as he slipped his date a Purple Microdot
"Bother," said @F as he started to install Windows
"Bother," said @F as he stepped into the particle accelerator
"Bother," said @F as he stole Smokey the Bear's girlfriend
"Bother," said @F as he strafed the life rafts
"Bother," said @F as he took aim from behind the grassy knoll
"Bother," said @F as he tossed the bloody glove behind the poolhouse
"Bother," said @F as he turned into a bat
"Bother," said @F as he was arrested for non-support
"Bother," said @F as he was forced to watch Babylon 5
"Bother," said @F as he was molested by Barney
"Bother," said @F as he was thrown 70,000 light years from home
"Bother," said @F as he went to kill Owl
"Bother," said @F as he whispered innermost secrets to Connie Chung
"Bother," said @F as he yanked the guillotine's lanyard
"Bother," said @F as he yawned so hard he lost Piglet
"Bother," said @F as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold
"Bother," said @F as his Stinger locked onto the 747
"Bother," said @F as his batteries died just moments before climax
"Bother," said @F as his cable gun jammed
"Bother," said @F as his friends left him alone to die
"Bother," said @F as his lightsaber went out
"Bother," said @F as his regeneration failed
"Bother," said @F as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot
"Bother," said @F as his ship failed to jump to light speed
"Bother," said @F as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle
"Bother," said @F as ran C3PO through the trash compacter
"Bother," said @F as the AT-AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet
"Bother," said @F as the Borg pumped bio-chips into him
"Bother," said @F as the Enterprise exploded
"Bother," said @F as the Na'ka'leen feeder consumed him
"Bother," said @F as the Ravanous Bugblatter Beast of Trall ate Owl
"Bother," said @F as the Swat Team closed in
"Bother," said @F as the batteries died in his blaster
"Bother," said @F as the police closed in
"Bother," said @F as the tribbles rained down on him
"Bother," said @F as the trip-wire clicked
"Bother," said @F as the vice squad took his GIFS
"Bother," said @F when Tigger dropped the joint into the Honey jar
"Bother," said @F when he noticed Neil Smith's Band-Aid
"Bother," said @F, "I f**king hate taglines"
"Bother," said @F, "It's your husband and he has a gun."
"Bother," said @F, "Tiggers don't like fallatio"
"Bother," said @F, "who put sand in the Vaseline?!?"
"Bother," said @F, I need a honey glaze for Piglet
"Bother," said @F, It's your husband.  He has a gun!
"Bother," said @F, after he shagged the transvestite
"Bother," said @F, after he spoke the lords name backwards
"Bother," said @F, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95
"Bother," said @F, and deleted UNIX from his machine
"Bother," said @F, and deleted Windows
"Bother," said @F, and deleted his WAD files
"Bother," said @F, and deleted his message base
"Bother," said @F, and filed suit
"Bother," said @F, and he dispatched the Marines
"Bother," said @F, and kicked Pooh's ass
"Bother," said @F, and loaded up Rise of the Triad
"Bother," said @F, and opened fire
"Bother," said @F, and promptly vanished
"Bother," said @F, and pulled the detonator killing the dictator
"Bother," said @F, and put a fresh magazine in his Glock
"Bother," said @F, and reinstalled DOOM
"Bother," said @F, and the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless
"Bother," said @F, and the warp core breached
"Bother," said @F, and then deleted his message base
"Bother," said @F, and then he deleted his source file
"Bother," said @F, and then he drew his .45 and shot the intruder
"Bother," said @F, and transcended this plane
"Bother," said @F, and turned the launch key
"Bother," said @F, and twitted @F
"Bother," said @F, and twitted Jon Randle
"Bother," said @F, as 100 Acre Wood was annihilated in a nuclear accident
"Bother," said @F, as @F butchered him for his paws and liver
"Bother," said @F, as @F gave him to the Emperor
"Bother," said @F, as @F posted again
"Bother," said @F, as Christopher Robin punched him repeatedly
"Bother," said @F, as Christopher Robin pushed him under a truck
"Bother," said @F, as Christopher Robin shut the washing machine door
"Bother," said @F, as Christopher pulled his stuffing out
"Bother," said @F, as Compuserve taxed his GIFs
"Bother," said @F, as Cotton Eye Joe reached No. 1
"Bother," said @F, as DELTREE BBS appeared on his computer
"Bother," said @F, as Eeyore shot him with a rocket-launcher
"Bother," said @F, as Eeyore sneezed cocaine all over him
"Bother," said @F, as Eeyore sneezed the crack *everywhere*
"Bother," said @F, as Eeyore sneezed the crack all over Owl
"Bother," said @F, as Eeyore snorted his last tagline of coke
"Bother," said @F, as Eeyore took him from behind
"Bother," said @F, as Moonbase Alpha depressurised
"Bother," said @F, as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods
"Bother," said @F, as Piglet set fire to his ears
"Bother," said @F, as Piglet stamped on his boll**ks
"Bother," said @F, as Piglet stole his pocket money at knifepoint
"Bother," said @F, as Roger Cook knocked on the door again
"Bother," said @F, as Satan laid his soul to waste
"Bother," said @F, as Satan pointed out the small print
"Bother," said @F, as Smurfette got dressed
"Bother," said @F, as Tigger bounced on his hard disk
"Bother," said @F, as Tigger burned his grass
"Bother," said @F, as Tigger chewed his testacles
"Bother," said @F, as Tigger stole the profits of his last book
"Bother," said @F, as Tigger surprised from behind him again
"Bother," said @F, as Tigger's claws gripped his buttocks
"Bother," said @F, as Windows crashed again!
"Bother," said @F, as attempted to install OS/2 Warp
"Bother," said @F, as he admitted being Molly Yard's secret lover
"Bother," said @F, as he blew Pooh away with a 12 gauge
"Bother," said @F, as he connected at 300 bps
"Bother," said @F, as he depleted the ozone layer
"Bother," said @F, as he drained the vodka bottle dry
"Bother," said @F, as he drifted off-topic
"Bother," said @F, as he drilled a hole in Piglet
"Bother," said @F, as he fed the pidgeons to his cat
"Bother," said @F, as he fell into the nitric acid bath
"Bother," said @F, as he fell off the bridge with his stick
"Bother," said @F, as he fished his diskettes out of the honey jar
"Bother," said @F, as he forgot which tagline he was going to use
"Bother," said @F, as he found he'd used a dirty needle
"Bother," said @F, as he found the smack contained talc
"Bother," said @F, as he got trapped in the printer
"Bother," said @F, as he lost the lottery
"Bother," said @F, as he poured grease onto the main road
"Bother," said @F, as he pulled the alien face-hugger off
"Bother," said @F, as he put his finger in the mains socket
"Bother," said @F, as he ran out of taglines
"Bother," said @F, as he read yet another '@F' tagline
"Bother," said @F, as he realised the limitations of Warp
"Bother," said @F, as he realised the needle was dirty
"Bother," said @F, as he reloaded his AK-47
"Bother," said @F, as he said f**k in the wrong conference
"Bother," said @F, as he sank deeper into the honeypot
"Bother," said @F, as he scrambled his partition table
"Bother," said @F, as he set fire to the panda car
"Bother," said @F, as he stepped on the cat's tail
"Bother," said @F, as he tried to pick Owl's feathers from his teeth
"Bother," said @F, as he waited for Windows '95
"Bother," said @F, as he was arrested for running a pirate BBS
"Bother," said @F, as he was assimilated by the Borg
"Bother," said @F, as he was buried alive
"Bother," said @F, as he was captured by Nazi Smurf commandos
"Bother," said @F, as he was frozen in carbonite
"Bother," said @F, as he was impregnated by a Xenomorph
"Bother," said @F, as he was locked out of the BBS
"Bother," said @F, as he wished everyone a Happy Pearl Harbor day
"Bother," said @F, as he won the Eurovision Song Contest
"Bother," said @F, as his 'B' sample tested positive
"Bother," said @F, as his LAN server started to smoke
"Bother," said @F, as his STD results came through
"Bother," said @F, as his Uzi jammed
"Bother," said @F, as his chaingun ran out of bullets
"Bother," said @F, as his flick knife failed to open
"Bother," said @F, as his parents turned up at the rave
"Bother," said @F, as his plastic love doll exploded
"Bother," said @F, as his stitching failed
"Bother," said @F, as his trigger finger tired
"Bother," said @F, as someone else stole his taglines
"Bother," said @F, as someone flamed him for no reason
"Bother," said @F, as the Borg assimilated Piglet
"Bother," said @F, as the Borg pumped their bio-chips into him
"Bother," said @F, as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race
"Bother," said @F, as the Chancellor introduced VAT on honey
"Bother," said @F, as the EEC outlawed his favourite sized honey pot
"Bother," said @F, as the FBI found his crack
"Bother," said @F, as the Fax Modem said No Carrier
"Bother," said @F, as the Police surrounded his home
"Bother," said @F, as the STD results came through
"Bother," said @F, as the alien burst from his chest
"Bother," said @F, as the artist's pencil broke
"Bother," said @F, as the bin men stuck him to the front of the cart
"Bother," said @F, as the bridge washed away leaving his twig behind
"Bother," said @F, as the bungee cord snapped
"Bother," said @F, as the children didn't hand over their savings
"Bother," said @F, as the drug squad found half a kilo of Heroin
"Bother," said @F, as the dumdums splattered his stuffing
"Bother," said @F, as the judge sentenced him to 10 years
"Bother," said @F, as the jury found him "GUILTY"
"Bother," said @F, as the lifeboat sunk
"Bother," said @F, as the lipo-suction dissolved his legs
"Bother," said @F, as the media exposed his sexual depravity
"Bother," said @F, as the moderator unlinked him
"Bother," said @F, as the old lady caught him stealing her television
"Bother," said @F, as the opponent's dog lept for the kill
"Bother," said @F, as the pin fell out of the grenade
"Bother," said @F, as the propellor stopped turning
"Bother," said @F, as the small child choked on his eyes
"Bother," said @F, as the social workers took Christopher Robin away
"Bother," said @F, as the vice squad seized his GIFS
"Bother," said @F, as the withdrawl symptoms started
"Bother," said @F, more from force of habit than anything else
"Bother," said @F, reading his bank statement from Barings
"Bother," said @F, realising that Tiggers really are wonderful things
"Bother," said @F, unable to escape the Ooh! BBS meet
"Bother," said @F, when Eeyore rejected his advances
"Bother," said @F, when Owl sold his story
"Bother," said @F, when Piglet saw his bacon sandwich
"Bother," said @F, when he found that the tagline would not fi
"Bother," said @F, when he found the batteries were flat
"Bother," said @F, when he looked up his name in the dictionary
"Bother," said @F, when he read his AIDS test results
"Bother," said @F, when he realised he was drawn without genitalia
"Bother," said @F, when he realised that his phone was tapped
"Bother," said @F, when he realised the aubergene was stuck
"Bother," said @F, when his books were banned for corrupting minors
"Bother," said @F, when his parents confiscated the modem
"Bother," said @F, when his spliff went out
"Bother," said @F, when the needle missed the vein
"Bother," said @N, as he opened a gate to Hell
"Bother," said @TFname, as he pulled the alien face-hugger off
"Bother," said @TFname, when the Alien thingie popped out of his chest
"Bother," said @TO, as he opened a gate to Hell
"Bother," said @TO@, and kicked Pooh's tail
"Bother," said @TO@, and twitted the (HI-ASCII) moderator
"Bother," said @TO@, as he received his phone-bill
"Bother," said @TOFIRST@ and twitted the (HI-ASCII) moderator
"Bother," said @TOFIRST@, and kicked Pooh's tail
"Bother," said Adron e'Kieron, as the Chaos spread
"Bother," said Alice, as Pooh feigned a headache...again
"Bother," said Anthony, when he realised that his phone was tapped
"Bother," said BOBBY QUEEN, as he was assimilated by the Borg
"Bother," said Barney, as he was bitten by a rabid bear.
"Bother," said Bester, when he tried to scan Pooh
"Bother," said Black Pooh, proudly; "I *BE* Canadian!"
"Bother," said Capt. Pooh when he found his toupee was a tribble.
"Bother," said Capt. Pooh, as antimatter containment was lost.
"Bother," said Captain Pooh, "Lock phasers on that Heffalump!"
"Bother," said Captain Pooh, as antimatter containment was lost.
"Bother," said Chicken Boo, as his Pooh disguise came off
"Bother," said Christopher Robin, as @F got out the vaseline
"Bother," said Cigarette-Smoking Pooh as Krychek shot him
"Bother," said Cmdr. Pooh as Picard demoted him to Ensign
"Bother," said Couch-Potato Pooh: "I *YAM* Canadian!"
"Bother," said Count Pooh, as he sucked on the used Tampax
"Bother," said Dave, and kicked Pooh's ass
"Bother," said Dave, as another blackmail threat arrived
"Bother," said Disney, as the Jim Henson estate filed suit.
"Bother," said Doc Zimmerman, as he field dressed Neelix.
"Bother," said Eeyore, as he smiled and kicked Pooh's ass.
"Bother," said Eric, as he swallowed the mucus in lumps
"Bother," said HS dropout Pooh, proudly; "I *IS* Canadian!"
"Bother," said Jon, and reinstalled Windows
"Bother," said Kes, as she field dressed Cthulhu of Borg.
"Bother," said Kommandant Pooh, as he slaughtered innocent Jews
"Bother," said Lt. Pooh as Armus the oil slick killed him
"Bother," said Mexican-Canadian Pooh: "Yo *SOY* Canadian!"
"Bother," said Mr. @LN@, as he was pestered again by Novartza
"Bother," said Naked Pooh, "I'm a bare bear!"
"Bother," said O'Pooh. "Am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer?"
"Bother," said Odinn as Vader sent bounty hunters after him
"Bother," said Odo, as Kira kicked him in his non-existent genitalia.
"Bother," said Odo, as Pooh ran out and vaporized him.
"Bother," said Odo, as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother," said Picard, as he became infected with the mutant Pooh
"Bother," said Picard, as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold
"Bother," said Piglet as Pooh wasted him with a chainsaw
"Bother," said Piglet, as Pooh smeared him in honey
"Bother," said Pooh "I'm in the crap now - epsom salts in my hunny!"
"Bother," said Pooh & reached for the reset button
"Bother," said Pooh - as the gates to hell was opened
"Bother," said Pooh Dax, as he found out his symbiont hated "hunny."
"Bother," said Pooh after he pushed Humpty Dumpty
"Bother," said Pooh and carved Orville's name in the black candle
"Bother," said Pooh and deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Bother," said Pooh and erased his message base.
"Bother," said Pooh and hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother," said Pooh and inhaled.
"Bother," said Pooh and shot Owl with his .357
"Bother," said Pooh and smacked Piglet for not paying up
"Bother," said Pooh and twitted @T
"Bother," said Pooh as "Formating Drive C" appeared on the screen
"Bother," said Pooh as 5,000 Whitecloaks topped the hill
"Bother," said Pooh as @T posted again
"Bother," said Pooh as Alderaan exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh as Beavis and Butt-Head began to roast Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh as Beverly's hair changed color yet again
"Bother," said Pooh as Bill Clinton promised to lower taxes
"Bother," said Pooh as Chewbakka ripped him in half.
"Bother," said Pooh as Christopher Vader led him toward the
"Bother," said Pooh as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.
"Bother," said Pooh as Earnhardt won again!
"Bother," said Pooh as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc.
"Bother," said Pooh as Ford pulled out the Elecronic Thumb.
"Bother," said Pooh as Freddy used his body to kill Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh as Han Solo asked for more money
"Bother," said Pooh as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun.
"Bother," said Pooh as Hannibal ate his liver with a nice Chianti
"Bother," said Pooh as Howard Stern was fined by the FCC.
"Bother," said Pooh as JMS threw him out an airlock
"Bother," said Pooh as JMS threw him out an airlock
"Bother," said Pooh as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor.
"Bother," said Pooh as Julius Caesar gasped "Et tu, Poohte?"
"Bother," said Pooh as Julius Caesar uttered "Et tu Pooht
"Bother," said Pooh as Kanga gave birth to a monster.
"Bother," said Pooh as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt.
"Bother," said Pooh as Kirk gave him a red shirt.
"Bother," said Pooh as Klingons boarded the Enterprise.
"Bother," said Pooh as Lestat gave him the choice he never had.
"Bother," said Pooh as Londo missed another chance at redemption
"Bother," said Pooh as Macgyver posted again.
"Bother," said Pooh as Morden asked what he wanted
"Bother," said Pooh as Mulder and Scully rushed in, guns drawn.
"Bother," said Pooh as NBC cancelled Star Trek.
"Bother," said Pooh as Odo ordered him off the Promenade.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet acquired all four Railroads.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet acquired all four Railway stations
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet became possesed by a demon.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet came back from the dead.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet covered both hands with Crisco & smiled
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet finished the last of his whiskey
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet gave him to the Emperor
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet pulled out the Anal Intruder.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet refused to give him some Pooh-tang.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet sacrified him to Cthulhu.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet stepped on the land mine.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet struck a match in the gas spillage
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet took his modem away from him
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet tried to cast fireball.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet whipped him with the riding crop.
"Bother," said Pooh as Quark cheated him.
"Bother," said Pooh as Robert posted again.
"Bother," said Pooh as Satan laid his soul to waste.
"Bother," said Pooh as Satan pointed out the small print.
"Bother," said Pooh as Scotty beamed him up.
"Bother," said Pooh as Sharon approached
"Bother," said Pooh as Sheridan stuffed him in an airlock
"Bother," said Pooh as Spock called him illogical.
"Bother," said Pooh as Sub Zero ripped his spinal column out again.
"Bother," said Pooh as SubZero ripped his spine out.
"Bother," said Pooh as Tigger turned out to be a changeling.
"Bother," said Pooh as Trelane aimed his pistol at him.
"Bother," said Pooh as Vader choked Piglet with the Force!
"Bother," said Pooh as Vader cut off his right paw.
"Bother," said Pooh as Vader killed Obi Wan.
"Bother," said Pooh as Vader sent bounty hunters after him.
"Bother," said Pooh as Vader stopped him from killing the Emperor.
"Bother," said Pooh as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side.
"Bother," said Pooh as William Tell sneezed
"Bother," said Pooh as Windows crashed *again*!
"Bother," said Pooh as Windows crashed into piglet
"Bother," said Pooh as Windows swapped out again.
"Bother," said Pooh as Worf growled.
"Bother," said Pooh as Yoda told him of another Pooh.
"Bother," said Pooh as Ziggy's circuits failed.
"Bother," said Pooh as a Super truck rammed into Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh as a gang of teenage thugs beat him to death
"Bother," said Pooh as a vole stole his honey.
"Bother," said Pooh as another Mulder or Scully relative died
"Bother," said Pooh as another OutRage blackmail threat arrived
"Bother," said Pooh as auxillary control blew up.
"Bother," said Pooh as four blondes approached
"Bother," said Pooh as gave him to the Emperor
"Bother," said Pooh as he &gt;S*W*I*P*E*D&lt; a better tagline
"Bother," said Pooh as he and Mr. White wound up in a Mexican standoff.
"Bother," said Pooh as he approached terminal velocity
"Bother," said Pooh as he approached terminal velocity
"Bother," said Pooh as he arrested for running around bear naked.
"Bother," said Pooh as he assembled the Grand Grimoire.
"Bother," said Pooh as he awakened Tiamet.
"Bother," said Pooh as he backed into a squad car
"Bother," said Pooh as he backed up onto the wrong tape
"Bother," said Pooh as he beat Steven Seagal to a bloody pulp.
"Bother," said Pooh as he blew away half of the 100 acre woods.
"Bother," said Pooh as he blew up the Enterprise.
"Bother," said Pooh as he breached the dam above Johnstown.
"Bother," said Pooh as he built a glove with knives for fingers.
"Bother," said Pooh as he bumped into Barney
"Bother," said Pooh as he buried Piglet next to Roo
"Bother," said Pooh as he burned EEYORE at the stake
"Bother," said Pooh as he called forth a demon.
"Bother," said Pooh as he called in an air strike
"Bother," said Pooh as he came all over little Roo.
"Bother," said Pooh as he carved E-E-Y-O-R-E upon the Black Candle.
"Bother," said Pooh as he caught the grenade
"Bother," said Pooh as he centered the cross hairs on Tigger
"Bother," said Pooh as he chambered a round
"Bother," said Pooh as he changed history.
"Bother," said Pooh as he coached Saddam Hussein on military strategy.
"Bother," said Pooh as he completed his 25th Kamikazi mission.
"Bother," said Pooh as he composed Roo's ransom note
"Bother," said Pooh as he conducted forty gigavolts
"Bother," said Pooh as he converted the hunting rifle to automatic fire
"Bother," said Pooh as he crashed through the police road block.
"Bother," said Pooh as he cross-dressed for Christopher Robin.
"Bother," said Pooh as he cuckolded Cristopher Robin's father.
"Bother," said Pooh as he cut and paste the ransom demand.
"Bother," said Pooh as he cut his initials in the snow.
"Bother," said Pooh as he cut open a Tauntaun.
"Bother," said Pooh as he declared Democrats an endangered species.
"Bother," said Pooh as he deleted UNIX from his machine
"Bother," said Pooh as he deleted his hard drive data
"Bother," said Pooh as he delivered another load of pirated videos
"Bother," said Pooh as he denied paternity.
"Bother," said Pooh as he depleted the ozone layer.
"Bother," said Pooh as he destroyed the evidence.
"Bother," said Pooh as he developed crabs.
"Bother," said Pooh as he died in a pool of blood.
"Bother," said Pooh as he digested the razor blade in the apple
"Bother," said Pooh as he directed traffic onto the dead-end street.
"Bother," said Pooh as he disposed of Piglet's body
"Bother," said Pooh as he donned his ninja garment and went after Owl.
"Bother," said Pooh as he donned his ninja uniform and went to kill Owl.
"Bother," said Pooh as he drank Roo's blood.
"Bother," said Pooh as he drank his fifth Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
"Bother," said Pooh as he drank the bong water
"Bother," said Pooh as he dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax.
"Bother," said Pooh as he drew a Dragon's Fang on Rabbit's door.
"Bother," said Pooh as he dropped another white rhino
"Bother," said Pooh as he dropped his bombs
"Bother," said Pooh as he dropped his suppository.
"Bother," said Pooh as he dropped slugs in2the Salvation Army kettle
"Bother," said Pooh as he dropped the nitroglycerine
"Bother," said Pooh as he drove down the crowded sidewalk.
"Bother," said Pooh as he drove the Ka-Bar home again
"Bother," said Pooh as he emptied the mag on full auto.
"Bother," said Pooh as he engaged his cloaking device.
"Bother," said Pooh as he entered the Badlands.
"Bother," said Pooh as he erased his hard drive
"Bother," said Pooh as he extended his razors.
"Bother," said Pooh as he eyed his turtle egg drop soup.
"Bother," said Pooh as he failed another melee combat roll.
"Bother," said Pooh as he failed to appease the gods
"Bother," said Pooh as he failed to lift the X-wing with the Force.
"Bother," said Pooh as he failed to reach Nirvana
"Bother," said Pooh as he faked the distress signal.
"Bother," said Pooh as he falsified his income tax return.
"Bother," said Pooh as he fed his cat... to his dog.
"Bother," said Pooh as he fed the intruder to an alligator
"Bother," said Pooh as he fell into the Water Closet
"Bother," said Pooh as he fell into the cauldron of glue
"Bother," said Pooh as he fell into the liquid iron ore crucible
"Bother," said Pooh as he fell into the nitric acid
"Bother," said Pooh as he fell into the tiger pit.
"Bother," said Pooh as he fell off the prostitute
"Bother," said Pooh as he fell off the tightrope
"Bother," said Pooh as he felt Vader's presence.
"Bother," said Pooh as he felt a disturbance in the Force.
"Bother," said Pooh as he fenced a good night's take.
"Bother," said Pooh as he finished the bottle and tasted the poison
"Bother," said Pooh as he finished the last line of cocaine.
"Bother," said Pooh as he fished his diskettes out of the honey jar
"Bother," said Pooh as he flashed a group of nuns.
"Bother," said Pooh as he floated out the Babylon 5 airlock.
"Bother," said Pooh as he flooded the computer room with nerve gas.
"Bother," said Pooh as he forged Christopher Robin's suicide note.
"Bother," said Pooh as he forged Necheyev's suicide note.
"Bother," said Pooh as he forgot which tagline he was going to use
"Bother," said Pooh as he forked over 20,000 New Yen for a bribe.
"Bother," said Pooh as he formatted C: drive.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found Earl in his honey pot
"Bother," said Pooh as he found Head & Shoulder didn't do Legs & Torsos
"Bother," said Pooh as he found Piglet in bed with Eeyore.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found out his symbiont hated "hunny."
"Bother," said Pooh as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found out that Eeyore had the Force, too.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had VD.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had genital warts.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had gonnarhea.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had herpes.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had syphillus.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found the hook in the fish he had swallowed
"Bother," said Pooh as he found the smack contained talc.
"Bother," said Pooh as he fried Piglet for breakfast.
"Bother," said Pooh as he gained the First Power.
"Bother," said Pooh as he gave Ted Kennedy another driving lesson.
"Bother," said Pooh as he got off the plane in Medelin.
"Bother," said Pooh as he got splattered all over the taglines
"Bother," said Pooh as he got trapped in the printer
"Bother," said Pooh as he got up for another brewski.
"Bother," said Pooh as he gouged out both eyes with a spoon
"Bother," said Pooh as he gunned the truck towards the Marine barracks.
"Bother," said Pooh as he had Eeyore for dinner
"Bother," said Pooh as he had Fluffosuction.
"Bother," said Pooh as he had a head-on collision
"Bother," said Pooh as he had another quasi-idea
"Bother," said Pooh as he had sex with Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh as he handed out Ex-Lax Halloween treats.
"Bother," said Pooh as he harpooned Flipper
"Bother," said Pooh as he harpooned SHAMU
"Bother," said Pooh as he heard his Doc Wagon band go off
"Bother," said Pooh as he held up Eddie's Discount Liquors
"Bother," said Pooh as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's.
"Bother," said Pooh as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's
"Bother," said Pooh as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot.
"Bother," said Pooh as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ignored the white flag, ordering "Open Fire!".
"Bother," said Pooh as he infected the Indians blankets.
"Bother," said Pooh as he informed on Christopher Robin to the CIA
"Bother," said Pooh as he inhaled the tablecloth
"Bother," said Pooh as he inserted the suppository.
"Bother," said Pooh as he joined the Provision IRA
"Bother," said Pooh as he launched the nuclear warheads.
"Bother," said Pooh as he leaped through time.
"Bother," said Pooh as he led an attack against Cylon command ship
"Bother," said Pooh as he led an invasion of the Klingon Home World.
"Bother," said Pooh as he leveled the building
"Bother," said Pooh as he licked the cheese on the mousetrap
"Bother," said Pooh as he lit the end of the gas-soaked rag
"Bother," said Pooh as he loaded another clip into his Uzi
"Bother," said Pooh as he loaded his last round
"Bother," said Pooh as he lobbed a grenade at the intruder
"Bother," said Pooh as he lobbed another WP grenade into the nursery.
"Bother," said Pooh as he looked at his genealogy
"Bother," said Pooh as he looked into the face of the Myrddraal.
"Bother," said Pooh as he lost another game of strip poker.
"Bother," said Pooh as he lost antimatter containment.
"Bother," said Pooh as he made a mask out of Piglet's skin.
"Bother," said Pooh as he made yet another ham sandwich
"Bother," said Pooh as he mined the hospital parking lot.
"Bother," said Pooh as he misquoted the druidic Spell of Making.
"Bother," said Pooh as he mixed the lime with the coconut!
"Bother," said Pooh as he nibbled on himself
"Bother," said Pooh as he opened a gate to Hell.
"Bother," said Pooh as he opened his America Online bill
"Bother," said Pooh as he opened the package from the Unabomber.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ordered Mr. Worff to fire all phasers.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ordered Mr. Worff to fire all phasers.
"Bother," said Pooh as he paid off the Simpson jury.
"Bother," said Pooh as he parked O.J.'s white Bronco.
"Bother," said Pooh as he passed into the cow's fourth stomach
"Bother," said Pooh as he pierced his tongue
"Bother," said Pooh as he played with the Cenobite's puzzlebox.
"Bother," said Pooh as he plunged the adrenaline hypo into Mia Wallace.
"Bother," said Pooh as he poured Zyklon-B into the ventilation system.
"Bother," said Pooh as he poured Zyklon-B into the ventilation system.
"Bother," said Pooh as he poured carcinogens into the city water supply.
"Bother," said Pooh as he poured grease onto the interstate
"Bother," said Pooh as he prepared Christopher for human sacrifice.
"Bother," said Pooh as he pressed the bomb release.
"Bother," said Pooh as he puked all over Christopher Robin.
"Bother," said Pooh as he pulled a Tribble from a honeypot.
"Bother," said Pooh as he pulled out the last of the control rods.
"Bother," said Pooh as he pulled the Tribble from his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh as he pulled the cat off his face
"Bother," said Pooh as he pushed The Button to start Armageddon
"Bother," said Pooh as he pushed the plunger and the UN fell
"Bother," said Pooh as he put Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink
"Bother," said Pooh as he put on the hockey mask and started the saw.
"Bother," said Pooh as he put right what once went wrong.
"Bother," said Pooh as he put the message in the wrong conference.
"Bother," said Pooh as he put the money under Kanga's pillow.
"Bother," said Pooh as he quietly hid Piglet's body away
"Bother," said Pooh as he raised his veil and grabbed his spear.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ran Doublespace
"Bother," said Pooh as he ran out of KY jelly.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ran out of ammo.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ran out of dilithium crystals.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ran out of lighter fluid.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ran out of taglines.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ran the rapids in an air mattress
"Bother," said Pooh as he reached for the reset button.
"Bother," said Pooh as he read alt.fan.bill-gates
"Bother," said Pooh as he read the Generations script
"Bother," said Pooh as he read the Solar Flux Data
"Bother," said Pooh as he read yet another `Pooh' tagline
"Bother," said Pooh as he realised that his Visor was a hair barrette.
"Bother," said Pooh as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon.
"Bother," said Pooh as he realized he had been pointing the gun the wrong
"Bother," said Pooh as he realized he was a Star Trek redshirt.
"Bother," said Pooh as he realized he was drunk
"Bother," said Pooh as he realized he'd been issued a one-way ticket
"Bother," said Pooh as he realized that the bus driver was crazy
"Bother," said Pooh as he realized the TV control was a bomb detonator
"Bother," said Pooh as he received his Compuserve bill.
"Bother," said Pooh as he regained consciousness on the autopsy table
"Bother," said Pooh as he rejoined the circle of life at the bottom
"Bother," said Pooh as he reloaded his AK-47.
"Bother," said Pooh as he remembered getting stoned with Bill Clinton.
"Bother," said Pooh as he reverted to his liquid state.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ripped the fabric of Time and Space.
"Bother," said Pooh as he rolled over and lit @TF's cigarette.
"Bother," said Pooh as he rolled over into the wet spot.
"Bother," said Pooh as he rose from the grave.
"Bother," said Pooh as he sabotaged Wile E. Coyote's latest trap.
"Bother," said Pooh as he said "Bother"
"Bother," said Pooh as he said f**k in the wrong conf
"Bother," said Pooh as he sashayed into a Gay bar.
"Bother," said Pooh as he sat on the firecracker
"Bother," said Pooh as he saw Lorena Bobbitt drive up
"Bother," said Pooh as he saw Ms. Bobbit drive up.
"Bother," said Pooh as he saw his friends dressed in black robes.
"Bother," said Pooh as he saw his life flash before him
"Bother," said Pooh as he saw the mushroom cloud
"Bother," said Pooh as he scrambled his partition table
"Bother," said Pooh as he sent another AreaFix message
"Bother," said Pooh as he sent away for an inflatable Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh as he set crosshairs on Bill Clinton.
"Bother," said Pooh as he set his phaser on kill.
"Bother," said Pooh as he shared his pain with Sybok.
"Bother," said Pooh as he shook down his classmate's lunch money
"Bother," said Pooh as he shook hands with the leper
"Bother," said Pooh as he shot Bambi's mother again
"Bother," said Pooh as he shot Rabbit.
"Bother," said Pooh as he shot the Emperical drone.
"Bother," said Pooh as he shot up his fix
"Bother," said Pooh as he signed the pact.
"Bother," said Pooh as he slaughtered innocent Jawas.
"Bother," said Pooh as he slipped and fell down the mine shaft
"Bother," said Pooh as he slipped his date a Purple Microdot.
"Bother," said Pooh as he slipped the traffic cop $10.
"Bother," said Pooh as he slit his wrists
"Bother," said Pooh as he smashed a beer bottle over piglet's head
"Bother," said Pooh as he smoked a joint and his head exploded
"Bother," said Pooh as he smoked his 1646's
"Bother," said Pooh as he sold Eore to the glue factory.
"Bother," said Pooh as he sold crack in the school yard.
"Bother," said Pooh as he sopped coffee from his keyboard
"Bother," said Pooh as he spammed the Buy/Sell conference
"Bother," said Pooh as he spied into the girl's locker room peephole
"Bother," said Pooh as he spontaneously combusted
"Bother," said Pooh as he started to install Windows!
"Bother," said Pooh as he stepped into the acceleration chamber
"Bother," said Pooh as he stepped into the particle accelerator.
"Bother," said Pooh as he stepped on the land mine
"Bother," said Pooh as he strafed the lifeboats.
"Bother," said Pooh as he struggled with the computer's reset button
"Bother," said Pooh as he stuck his finger in the light socket.
"Bother," said Pooh as he stuffed Piglet's corpse into a trash bag.
"Bother," said Pooh as he sucked the life out of Tigger.
"Bother," said Pooh as he sunk his twelfth Guinness
"Bother," said Pooh as he swallowed a grenade
"Bother," said Pooh as he swallowed his mouthpiece
"Bother," said Pooh as he swallowed the Coke can
"Bother," said Pooh as he swung from the gallows beside Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh as he testified O.J. was with him.
"Bother," said Pooh as he threw the pin and dropped the grenade.
"Bother," said Pooh as he thumbed through his father's magazines.
"Bother," said Pooh as he tied Kanga down, "sport!"
"Bother," said Pooh as he tied Piglet to the "Wheel of Lust".
"Bother," said Pooh as he tied Piglet to the bed.
"Bother," said Pooh as he told IRS of Scrooge McDuck's secret ledgers.
"Bother," said Pooh as he took aim from behind the grassy knoll.
"Bother," said Pooh as he took his torn pants to Garak's.
"Bother," said Pooh as he tossed the bloody glove behind the poolhouse
"Bother," said Pooh as he touched a live wire
"Bother," said Pooh as he transcended this plane
"Bother," said Pooh as he trapped his testicles in the honey jar
"Bother," said Pooh as he tried to install OS/2.
"Bother," said Pooh as he tried to install Windows
"Bother," said Pooh as he tried to learn COBOL
"Bother," said Pooh as he tried to uninstall WARP
"Bother," said Pooh as he turned into a bat.
"Bother," said Pooh as he twitted his moderator.
"Bother," said Pooh as he uncovered a hive of Smurfs
"Bother," said Pooh as he underwent aversion therapy.
"Bother," said Pooh as he unloaded his Aries Predator on Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh as he used up the last of his dodge pool.
"Bother," said Pooh as he violated Eeyore.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was arrested for non-support.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was assimilated by the Borg.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was bitten by his date's living bra.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was blinded
"Bother," said Pooh as he was captured by Nazi Smurf commandos
"Bother," said Pooh as he was carted off to the roadkill cafe
"Bother," said Pooh as he was caught playing with himself.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was encased in wet concrete
"Bother," said Pooh as he was faxed to Holland
"Bother," said Pooh as he was forced to miss Babylon 5.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was forced to watch Nowhere Man.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was frozen in carbonite.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was given a tour of the Lion's stomach
"Bother," said Pooh as he was killed by BATF agents.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was molested by Barney.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was reborn as an amoeba
"Bother," said Pooh as he was sacrificed
"Bother," said Pooh as he was sodomized by Barney.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was sucked into the jet engine
"Bother," said Pooh as he was surrounded by thirteen Aes Sedai.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was thrown 70,000 light years from home.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was trapped in the airtight vault
"Bother," said Pooh as he watched his 830mb drive slowly format itself
"Bother," said Pooh as he went over the falls
"Bother," said Pooh as he went to kill Owl.
"Bother," said Pooh as he whispered innermost secrets to Connie Chung.
"Bother," said Pooh as he wiped the vomit from his chin.
"Bother," said Pooh as he wrestled with the moderator.
"Bother," said Pooh as he yanked the guillotine's lanyard.
"Bother," said Pooh as he yawned so hard he lost Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh as his Ben-wah balls broke.
"Bother," said Pooh as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold.
"Bother," said Pooh as his SIN number failed.
"Bother," said Pooh as his Stinger locked onto the 747.
"Bother," said Pooh as his Tie-fighter smashed into an asteriod.
"Bother," said Pooh as his VCR ate a Babylon 5 tape.
"Bother," said Pooh as his VCR mangled DEBBIE DOES DALLAS.
"Bother," said Pooh as his X-wing exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh as his X-wing exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh as his airbag popped
"Bother," said Pooh as his barrel reached the top of the falls
"Bother," said Pooh as his batteries died just moments before climax.
"Bother," said Pooh as his brain was sucked out.
"Bother," said Pooh as his bungee cord broke.
"Bother," said Pooh as his cable gun jammed.
"Bother," said Pooh as his combat drone exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh as his condom ripped.
"Bother," said Pooh as his credstick deleted itself"
"Bother," said Pooh as his doctor showed him the HIV test results
"Bother," said Pooh as his friends left him alone to die.
"Bother," said Pooh as his hand became snagged in the wringer
"Bother," said Pooh as his head exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh as his head was sewn back on
"Bother," said Pooh as his last piece of cereal crawled away
"Bother," said Pooh as his lightsaber went out.
"Bother," said Pooh as his mind ran out of taglines to use
"Bother," said Pooh as his monitor blew up in his face.
"Bother," said Pooh as his plastic love doll exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh as his rectum exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh as his regeneration failed.
"Bother," said Pooh as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother," said Pooh as his rubber woman sprung a leak.
"Bother," said Pooh as his runabout entered the Badlands.
"Bother," said Pooh as his saw ran out of gas.
"Bother," said Pooh as his ship failed to jump to light speed.
"Bother," said Pooh as his striped necktie woke and strangled him
"Bother," said Pooh as his synthesizer was smashed by Trent Reznor.
"Bother," said Pooh as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother," said Pooh as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother," said Pooh as his torpedos missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother," said Pooh as his warp core breached.
"Bother," said Pooh as it was his turn to play Russian Roulette
"Bother," said Pooh as millions of voices cried out and went silent.
"Bother," said Pooh as pouring carcinogens into the city water supply
"Bother," said Pooh as ran C3PO through the trash compacter.
"Bother," said Pooh as received his Compuserve bill
"Bother," said Pooh as the AT-AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Alien burst out of his chest.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Borg assimilated him.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Borg pumped bio-chips into him.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Daleks exterminated him.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Death Star shot him down
"Bother," said Pooh as the Emperor electrocuted him with the Force.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Enterprise exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Ewoks stole his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Ferengi swindled him
"Bother," said Pooh as the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Klingons opened fire.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Moderator orbed him for being off-topic.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Na'ka'leen feeder consumed him.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Ravanous Bugblatter Beast of Trall 8 Owl
"Bother," said Pooh as the Red Ajah captured him.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Redhead refused to whip him again!
"Bother," said Pooh as the Romulan warbird uncloaked.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Shadows closed in
"Bother," said Pooh as the Shadows decimated his homeworld.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Shadows sucked out his internal organs
"Bother," said Pooh as the Storm troopers caught him
"Bother," said Pooh as the Swat Team closed in.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Texan flushed the toilet
"Bother," said Pooh as the VCR ate his favorite porno tape.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Vogons destroyed Earth.
"Bother," said Pooh as the White Star dived towards the Hundred Acre Wood
"Bother," said Pooh as the aardvarks trampled him.
"Bother," said Pooh as the axe missed the log and sank into his foot
"Bother," said Pooh as the baliffs trashed his messagebase
"Bother," said Pooh as the batteries died in his blaster.
"Bother," said Pooh as the brake cables snapped on the Alaska highway
"Bother," said Pooh as the brakes went out!
"Bother," said Pooh as the bull impaled him on his horns
"Bother," said Pooh as the bull noticed his red T-shirt
"Bother," said Pooh as the bungi cord broke.
"Bother," said Pooh as the condom came away in his hand
"Bother," said Pooh as the crazed dentist started the drill
"Bother," said Pooh as the dirigible popped
"Bother," said Pooh as the doctor amputated the wrong leg
"Bother," said Pooh as the elastic in his trousers gave way
"Bother," said Pooh as the fan reversed direction and sucked him in
"Bother," said Pooh as the fire fed on his arm
"Bother," said Pooh as the firing squad took aim
"Bother," said Pooh as the gene pool sprung a leak!
"Bother," said Pooh as the guillotine blade fell
"Bother," said Pooh as the hippopotamus' breath knocked him out cold
"Bother," said Pooh as the killer bees attacked
"Bother," said Pooh as the leeches sucked him dry
"Bother," said Pooh as the left wing snapped off
"Bother," said Pooh as the lumberjack chopped down his hunny tree
"Bother," said Pooh as the moderator swung his club.
"Bother," said Pooh as the mosquitos carried him away
"Bother," said Pooh as the mountain he was climbing suddenly erupted
"Bother," said Pooh as the nuclear waste mutated his teeth into fangs
"Bother," said Pooh as the oncoming trucker had an epilleptic fit
"Bother," said Pooh as the others burned him at the stake.
"Bother," said Pooh as the parachute failed to open !!!
"Bother," said Pooh as the parasite ate it's way into his brain
"Bother," said Pooh as the pentecostal healer grew him a third arm
"Bother," said Pooh as the pin fell out of the grenade.
"Bother," said Pooh as the piranhas nibbled his eyes out
"Bother," said Pooh as the plane jettisoned both wings
"Bother," said Pooh as the plane jettisoned third class
"Bother," said Pooh as the plot device was re-used again.
"Bother," said Pooh as the police closed in.
"Bother," said Pooh as the prunes began their work
"Bother," said Pooh as the rip cord came away in his hand
"Bother," said Pooh as the river carried him away and the rocks tore him
"Bother," said Pooh as the road ended abruptly at a cliff
"Bother," said Pooh as the shark bit off both of his legs
"Bother," said Pooh as the shuttle bay decompressed
"Bother," said Pooh as the steel trap closed on his leg
"Bother," said Pooh as the sun's ultraviolet light burned off his fur
"Bother," said Pooh as the tires crushed his lungs and creased his fur
"Bother," said Pooh as the tornado redistributed his internal organs
"Bother," said Pooh as the train approached and the ropes wouldn't break
"Bother," said Pooh as the tribbles rained down on him.
"Bother," said Pooh as the trip-wire clicked.
"Bother," said Pooh as the tsetse fly bit him
"Bother," said Pooh as the vice squad took his .GIF files
"Bother," said Pooh as the warp core breached.
"Bother," said Pooh as the woodpecker approached his hot-air balloon
"Bother," said Pooh as they all gathered for an orgy.
"Bother," said Pooh as they buried him face-up
"Bother," said Pooh as they closed the casket on him
"Bother," said Pooh as they lit the pyre
"Bother," said Pooh as they loaded him into the sub's torpedo tube
"Bother," said Pooh as they nailed him to a tree
"Bother," said Pooh as they plowed him under
"Bother," said Pooh as they poured salt on his open wounds
"Bother," said Pooh as they stuffed him and mounted him on the wall
"Bother," said Pooh as wolf pack caught his scent
"Bother," said Pooh as: 'CONNECT 1200' showed up again!
"Bother," said Pooh dressed up like Santa, and grabbed his axe
"Bother," said Pooh for no apparent reason.
"Bother," said Pooh joining @F in making excuses
"Bother," said Pooh of Arc, burning at the stake
"Bother," said Pooh of Borg, "Hunny is irrelevant, prepare to be."
"Bother," said Pooh of Borg, as he assimilated Tigger
"Bother," said Pooh of Borg, as he assimilated Tigger and Pigglet.
"Bother," said Pooh of Borg, as he assimiliated Tigger.
"Bother," said Pooh of Borg. "Honey is irrelevant. Prepare to bee"
"Bother," said Pooh on his deathbed
"Bother," said Pooh on the cross, "Helluva way to spend Easter!"
"Bother," said Pooh on the cross,"this is a helluva way2spend Easter!
"Bother," said Pooh pulling the tribble from his honey pot
"Bother," said Pooh realizing he'd been pointing the gun the wrong
"Bother," said Pooh the atheist as the world ended
"Bother," said Pooh to @FN@. "It's your husband and he has a gun"
"Bother," said Pooh to Owl, "you're not spotted, are you?"
"Bother," said Pooh to Piglet, "I'll be the Mommy, you be Daddy."
"Bother," said Pooh to Piglet, "did you want fries with that porkchop?"
"Bother," said Pooh w/a sexy grin,as he tied up his favorite brunette
"Bother," said Pooh when C4 postponed B5
"Bother," said Pooh when Drew Bledsoe threw yet another interception.
"Bother," said Pooh when Gerry agreed with him
"Bother," said Pooh when Piglet's time stabiliser was hit
"Bother," said Pooh when Rabbit declared martial law
"Bother," said Pooh when Sheridan spaced him
"Bother," said Pooh when Tigger dropped the joint in the honey jar
"Bother," said Pooh when he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh when he couldn't think of anything new
"Bother," said Pooh when he discovered Owl was on stims
"Bother," said Pooh when he discovered flarn isn't a bit like hunny
"Bother," said Pooh when he discovered how much hunny costs on a space station
"Bother," said Pooh when he found out his symbiont didn't like hunny.
"Bother," said Pooh when he found that Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll
"Bother," said Pooh when he had fallen and couldn't get up
"Bother," said Pooh when he noticed Neil Smith's Band-Aid.
"Bother," said Pooh when he read the spoiler
"Bother," said Pooh when he realised Eeyore had taken dust
"Bother," said Pooh when he realized he wasn't wearing any pants
"Bother," said Pooh when he saw Richie Ryan awaken from a mortal wound
"Bother," said Pooh when he saw another Pooh tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh when he saw the patriots severed head emblem
"Bother," said Pooh when he shot a "preemie."
"Bother," said Pooh when he was arrested for dealing in dust on the zocalo
"Bother," said Pooh when he was expelled from the Grey Council
"Bother," said Pooh when he was exposed as a Psi Corps spy
"Bother," said Pooh when he was told he had `Netter's' syndrome
"Bother," said Pooh when his Mum banned him from B5_UK
"Bother," said Pooh when saw how much2buy hunny on a space station
"Bother," said Pooh when the ATF confiscated his X - rated GIF files. *
"Bother," said Pooh when the Alien thingie popped out of his chest.
"Bother," said Pooh when the Shadows took the bounce out of Tigger
"Bother," said Pooh when the government took away his scanner
"Bother," said Pooh when unearthed a Shadow ship in HundredAcrewood
"Bother," said Pooh while watching the J - E - T - S ! lose on TV. *
"Bother," said Pooh with a sexy grin, as he tied up his favorite brunette!!
"Bother," said Pooh"I'm in the crap now - epsom salts in my hunny!"
"Bother," said Pooh& opened fire
"Bother," said Pooh& smacked Piglet for not paying up"
"Bother," said Pooh,  as he sniffed the tube of glue.
"Bother," said Pooh, "*I* am Brian of Nazareth!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "@FN@ is starting to annoy me!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "@N@ is back again".
"Bother," said Pooh, "@N@ is such an idiot..."
"Bother," said Pooh, "All in all, we're just bricks in the wall..."
"Bother," said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are barbecuing Barney!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "Cover me in Hunny and throw me to the lesbians!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "Did I hurt you?," as Kanga moved during sex.
"Bother," said Pooh, "Do what Thou wilt. Or not, see if I care."
"Bother," said Pooh, "Godzilla dies for your sins!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I don't take a poo, and I don't give a poo..."
"Bother," said Pooh, "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I f**king hate taglines"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I have the right to bear arms!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I just felt like saying 'Bother,' OK?"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I need a honey glaze for Piglet."
"Bother," said Pooh, "I need a sauce for piglet."
"Bother," said Pooh, "I need pig-skin to make a football!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I only wanted to *stun* Tigger."
"Bother," said Pooh, "I really don't like Golden Show... blub..."
"Bother," said Pooh, "I really don't like Golden Showers".
"Bother," said Pooh, "I remember when O.J. was a fruit juice!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I thought virgins bled."
"Bother," said Pooh, "I thought virgins were tighter."
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'M Brian of Nazareth!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm a pederast, not a pedophile!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm a pet, not Korean food!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm a puzzle within an enigma..."
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm a toy bear, not a sex toy!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm just a boy-toy!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm just a young bear led astray by @FN@."
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm named after a bowel movement."
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm not into Bestialit... whoa, Nelly!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm not into anal se... YOWCH!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm not into being gagge... Mmmmph"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm not into bestialit... down, Rover!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm not into waterspor... blub"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm so hungry I could eat a bear... no, wait..."
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm standing and I can't fall down!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm trapped in @FN@'s computer!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I'm up and I can't get down!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "Ick, @N@ is back again!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "Is it live, or is it Memorex?"
"Bother," said Pooh, "It's Christopher! Hide in the closet"
"Bother," said Pooh, "It's true, what they say about Catholic girls!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "It's your husband and he has a gun."
"Bother," said Pooh, "Life ain't easy when you're short and sleazy."
"Bother," said Pooh, "Lock phasers on that heffalump!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "No wonder they call Sloe Gin `Panty Remover!'"
"Bother," said Pooh, "No, I mean you really DO bother me!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "Not shampoo, the REAL Pooh!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "Nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
"Bother," said Pooh, "Only in Canada? Pity."
"Bother," said Pooh, "Piglet's only a toy! Quit molesting him..."
"Bother," said Pooh, "Please get your hand off my thigh..."
"Bother," said Pooh, "Rabbit is a small and nourishing animal."
"Bother," said Pooh, "Saying `bother' is just a nervous habit..."
"Bother," said Pooh, "The Rolling Stones? 60-year-old men in Spandex?"
"Bother," said Pooh, "The meek shall inherit Sweet F'All!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "There, I've said it!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "These kittens take a long time to drown!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "This Martini was stirred, not shaken."
"Bother," said Pooh, "Tiggers don't like fallatio"
"Bother," said Pooh, "Tuna, dolphin... what's the difference?"
"Bother," said Pooh, "We better nuke 'em from orbit"
"Bother," said Pooh, "Where is that 'Any' key?"
"Bother," said Pooh, "_I'm_ Brian of Nazareth!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "`Do What Thou Wilt' shall be the Law."
"Bother," said Pooh, "all I wanted was an espresso!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer?"
"Bother," said Pooh, "cursive writing doesn't mean what I thought..."
"Bother," said Pooh, "do Owls really have peckers?"
"Bother," said Pooh, "is this all there is?"
"Bother," said Pooh, "it's demeaning to be a tagline!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "now that I've told you I'll have to kill you."
"Bother," said Pooh, "thank God boys can't get pregnant!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "the door appears to be locked."
"Bother," said Pooh, "these people are evil."
"Bother," said Pooh, "this Tagline is revolting."
"Bother," said Pooh, "we're here to &lt;clap&gt; pump you up!"
"Bother," said Pooh, "who filled my Hunny jar with Crazy-Glue?"
"Bother," said Pooh, "who put sand in the Vaseline?!?"
"Bother," said Pooh, & pulled the detonator killing the dictator.
"Bother," said Pooh, & reached for the reset button
"Bother," said Pooh, As The Aliens Extracted His Anus With Lasers
"Bother," said Pooh, As The Highlander Cuts His Head Off
"Bother," said Pooh, As The Redneck Blew Him Away!
"Bother," said Pooh, As her husband pulled a gun
"Bother," said Pooh, Beavis and Butthead R roasting Piglet!
"Bother," said Pooh, Beavis and Butthead are barbecuing Barney!
"Bother," said Pooh, Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!
"Bother," said Pooh, I just can't sell any marijuana anymore
"Bother," said Pooh, I need a honey glaze for Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh, I need a sauce for Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh, I only wanted to *stun* Tigger.
"Bother," said Pooh, I ordered this martini shaken not stirred
"Bother," said Pooh, I should know better
"Bother," said Pooh, I'M Brian of Nazareth!
"Bother," said Pooh, I'm @TO@!
"Bother," said Pooh, I'm just a sweet transvestite.
"Bother," said Pooh, I've fallen and I can't get up!
"Bother," said Pooh, It's your husband.  He has a gun!
"Bother," said Pooh, Lock phasers on that heffalump!
"Bother," said Pooh, Lock phasers on that heffalump!Bother, said Pooh. Lock
"Bother," said Pooh, There's an ant on my foot
"Bother," said Pooh, We better nuke 'em from orbit
"Bother," said Pooh, We're here to &lt;clap&gt; pump you up!
"Bother," said Pooh, _I'm_ Brian of Nazareth!
"Bother," said Pooh, accidentally deleting his Blue Wave packet
"Bother," said Pooh, accidentally deleting his message base. Again
"Bother," said Pooh, admiring @FN@'s cleavage
"Bother," said Pooh, admiring Kanga's breast implants.
"Bother," said Pooh, after Tigger gave him a [BOOT TO THE HEAD].
"Bother," said Pooh, after forgetting to record 'Star Trek'
"Bother," said Pooh, after getting the 25th AOL disk
"Bother," said Pooh, after getting the 25th AOL disk, TH1S 1SN"T KEWEL!
"Bother," said Pooh, after he farted in his spacesuit
"Bother," said Pooh, after he pushed Humpty Dumpty
"Bother," said Pooh, after he shagged the transvestite
"Bother," said Pooh, after he spoke the Lord's name backwards.
"Bother," said Pooh, after his third password attempt failed
"Bother," said Pooh, after not recording 'Eastenders'.
"Bother," said Pooh, again, as he was sodomized by Barney and enjoyed it
"Bother," said Pooh, am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer?
"Bother," said Pooh, and added the Moderator to his twit-list
"Bother," said Pooh, and adjusted the jockstrap
"Bother," said Pooh, and asked Humpty-Dumpty over for Eggs Benedict
"Bother," said Pooh, and broke wind
"Bother," said Pooh, and called in an air strike.
"Bother," said Pooh, and called in the Defiant
"Bother," said Pooh, and carved @F's name in the black candle
"Bother," said Pooh, and clicked on `Restart Computer' again
"Bother," said Pooh, and coughed up bloody mucus
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted 35 AOLer "Me Too" posts
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted C:\DOS.
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95!
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted UNIX from his machine.
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted Windows.
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted his WAD files.
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted his entire message base
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted his message
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted his source code.
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted the entire message base
"Bother," said Pooh, and discorporated.
"Bother," said Pooh, and drew his .45 and shot the Jehovah's Witness
"Bother," said Pooh, and drew his .45 and shot the intruder.
"Bother," said Pooh, and dyed his fur blonde
"Bother," said Pooh, and erased his message base.
"Bother," said Pooh, and fainted as he saw @FN@ nude
"Bother," said Pooh, and fed the cat - TO THE DOG!
"Bother," said Pooh, and filed suit.
"Bother," said Pooh, and formed a facist government
"Bother," said Pooh, and garotted another passing proletarian
"Bother," said Pooh, and he dispatched the Marines.
"Bother," said Pooh, and he hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother," said Pooh, and he said "Bother" again
"Bother," said Pooh, and he twit filtered his moderator.
"Bother," said Pooh, and hid Piglet's coBother, said Pooh, as Christopher Robin
"Bother," said Pooh, and hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother," said Pooh, and hit his reset switch
"Bother," said Pooh, and hit his reset switch for the 1273rd time
"Bother," said Pooh, and hit his reset switch.
"Bother," said Pooh, and informed on Christopher Robin to the CIA
"Bother," said Pooh, and inhaled.
"Bother," said Pooh, and inhaled. &lt;*STONED*&gt;
"Bother," said Pooh, and installed WINDOWS 95
"Bother," said Pooh, and kicked R2D2 to shut him up
"Bother," said Pooh, and launched a Maverick.
"Bother," said Pooh, and launched a salvo from his MLRS.
"Bother," said Pooh, and lit another joint
"Bother," said Pooh, and loaded his new, cool, Linux software
"Bother," said Pooh, and loaded his new, cool, WINDOWS 95 software
"Bother," said Pooh, and loaded up Rise of the Triad.
"Bother," said Pooh, and nuked Iraq!
"Bother," said Pooh, and opened fire.
"Bother," said Pooh, and passed the joint
"Bother," said Pooh, and poured Zyklon-B into the ventilation system
"Bother," said Pooh, and poured carcinogens into the city water supply
"Bother," said Pooh, and prepared Christopher Robin for human sacrifice
"Bother," said Pooh, and proceeded to install OS/2 Warp
"Bother," said Pooh, and promptly disappeared
"Bother," said Pooh, and promptly vanished.
"Bother," said Pooh, and pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier.
"Bother," said Pooh, and pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder
"Bother," said Pooh, and pulled out his .45 and shot the UN soldier
"Bother," said Pooh, and pulled the cat off his face
"Bother," said Pooh, and pulled the detonator killing the dictator.
"Bother," said Pooh, and pulled the trigger on Tigger
"Bother," said Pooh, and pulled the yellow handles.
"Bother," said Pooh, and punched holes in another shipment of condoms
"Bother," said Pooh, and purchased cigarettes for a group of minors
"Bother," said Pooh, and pushed Christopher Robin over the cliff
"Bother," said Pooh, and put a fresh magazine in his Glock.
"Bother," said Pooh, and put a pin in the Piglet doll.
"Bother," said Pooh, and reached for the reset button
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled @VER@
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled Blue Wave
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled DOOM.
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled T-Matic
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled TAG-X PRO @VER@
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled TAG-X PRO Tag-X Pro v1.10.
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX @VER@
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX T-Matic
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX TLX v4.10.
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX Tag-X Pro v1.20.
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX-PRO
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled Tag-X Pro
"Bother," said Pooh, and robbed Tigger at gunpoint
"Bother," said Pooh, and said no more
"Bother," said Pooh, and shoved the rolled sock down his pants
"Bother," said Pooh, and slapped a fresh clip into the smoking Uzi
"Bother," said Pooh, and smacked Piglet for not paying
"Bother," said Pooh, and smashed his computer to smithereens
"Bother," said Pooh, and the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless.
"Bother," said Pooh, and the warp core breached.
"Bother," said Pooh, and then deleted his message base.
"Bother," said Pooh, and then deleted his source code
"Bother," said Pooh, and then formatted his hard drive
"Bother," said Pooh, and then he deleted his source code.
"Bother," said Pooh, and then he drew his .45 and shot the intruder.
"Bother," said Pooh, and then he pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier
"Bother," said Pooh, and transcended this plane
"Bother," said Pooh, and transcended this plane of existence
"Bother," said Pooh, and transcended this plane.
"Bother," said Pooh, and turned a mouse loose in the maternity ward
"Bother," said Pooh, and turned into a bat
"Bother," said Pooh, and turned off `Lost In Space'
"Bother," said Pooh, and turned the launch key.
"Bother," said Pooh, and twited his moderator.
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted @F
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Aaron Springer
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Ben Grey
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Brian Rupert
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Cal Webster
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Chris Miller.
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Doug Smeath
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Jon Randle.
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Kwisatz Haderach.
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Macgyver.
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Orville
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Ray Oliver
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Roger Barnes
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Sean Sixsmith
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Steve Hine
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted her
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted his Moderator
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted his Sysop
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted the (HI-ASCII) moderator
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted the SYSOP.
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted the moderator.
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted the nut
"Bother," said Pooh, and vomited blood.
"Bother," said Pooh, and wished everyone a Happy Pearl Harbor day
"Bother," said Pooh, and wondered why he bothered to answer.
"Bother," said Pooh, and yawned. "Another boring message!"
"Bother," said Pooh, anticipating another Dorito visit
"Bother," said Pooh, apropos nothing at all
"Bother," said Pooh, arriving at Auschwitz
"Bother," said Pooh, as 100 Acre Wood was annihilated in a nuclear accident
"Bother," said Pooh, as 64 megs of RAM wasn't enough for windows
"Bother," said Pooh, as 911 put him on hold.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F &gt;*S*W*I*P*E*D*&lt; a better tagline
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F broke the last seal
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F butchered him for his paws and liver
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F butchered him for his privates
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F caught him
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F cheated on him
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F decompressed the airlock
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F executed a flying roundhouse
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F gave him to the Emperor
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F got it on with Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F got stuck into Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F laced his Guiness with barbiturates
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F lost another game of strip poker. *
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F made a sexist remark
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F posted again
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F pulled his stuffing out
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F ran to him with her pants down
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F replied to his message
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F torched the forest
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F tried to install OS/2
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F was assimilated by the Borg
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F was assumed to be a lamer
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F was caught playing with himself
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F's condom ripped
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F@ took the last hit from his grass
"Bother," said Pooh, as @F@ wrought terrible revenge upon him
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ adjusted the french tickler
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ applied the wax strip to his genitals
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ approached him in the gay bar
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ asked him to spank her
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ awoke him with a blow-job
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ bounced on the mattress
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ brought out the Emotion Lotion
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ brought out the Rectal Probe
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ butchered him for his paws and liver
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ commenced the Dance of Seven Veils
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ couldn't find the handcuff key
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ cut a rank one
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ disappeared through the Door
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ farted
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ gave him to the Emperor
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ groveled at his feet
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ gutted him
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ inexplicably exploded
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ laughed and laughed
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ licked honey off his chest
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ made another sexist remark
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ massaged his prostrate
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ moaned deep in her throat
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ nibbled his ear
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ offered him to the Dark Gods
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ peed in his Hunny-pot
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ placed the rope around his neck
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ posted again
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ poured hot wax in his crotch
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ poured salt on his open wounds
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ puked in his crotch
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ ran after him with his pants down
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ said "NO, this way, or was it.."
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ sank to her knees
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ screamed in passion
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ seductively stripped
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ sent him to the store for Kotex
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ showed him her genital piercings
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ slowly undressed
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ smacked him again and again
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ smashed his skull with an iron pipe
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ smoked the last of his pot
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ snapped on a rubber glove and smiled
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ sneezed and the coke blew away
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ snorted another line
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ spread her legs
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ squatted above his face
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ started moaning in passion
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ started screaming
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ took her bra off
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ uncapped the KY Jelly
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ uncapped the Mango Love Butter
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ undid her bra clasp
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ was unimpressed
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ wiped the cum from her chin
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ wrought terrible revenge upon him
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@'s G-string came off
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@'s Kotex failed
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@'s Seventh Veil came off
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@'s Tampax fell out
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@'s hair changed color yet again
"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@'s tongue probed his anus
"Bother," said Pooh, as @L broke the last seal
"Bother," said Pooh, as @L butchered him for his paws and liver
"Bother," said Pooh, as @L decompressed the airlock
"Bother," said Pooh, as @L gave him to the Emperor
"Bother," said Pooh, as @L posted again
"Bother," said Pooh, as @L tried to install OS/2
"Bother," said Pooh, as @L was assimilated by the Borg
"Bother," said Pooh, as @L was assumed to be a lamer
"Bother," said Pooh, as @L was caught playing with himself
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N broke his legs
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N broke the last seal
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N caught him
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N decompressed the airlock
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N fondled him
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N gripped his earlobe
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N ran to him with her pants down
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N torched the forest
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N tried to install OS/2
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N was assimilated by the Borg
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N was assimilated by the BorgBBother, said Pooh, as @N was caught playing with himself
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N was assumed to be a lamer
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N was caught playing with himself
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ &gt;*S*W*I*P*E*D*&lt; a better tagline
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ approached him in the gay bar.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ asked him to spank her again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ broke his legs.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ brought out the Emotion Lotion.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ butchered him for his paws and liver.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ commenced the Dance of Seven Veils.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ couldn't find the handcuff key.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ disappeared through the Door.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ farted.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ groveled at his feet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ licked honey off his chest.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ lost another game of strip poker. *
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ made a sexist remark.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ massaged his prostrate
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ nibbled his ear.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ placed the rope around his neck.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ posted again
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ ran after him with his pants down.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ said "NO, this way, or was it..."
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ sank to her knees.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ screamed in passion.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ seductively stripped.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ sent him to the store for Kotex.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ slowly undressed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ smacked him again and again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ smashed his skull with an iron pipe.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ smoked the last of his pot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ sneezed and the coke blew away.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ snorted another line.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ spread her legs.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ squatted above his face.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ started screaming.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ swiped his tagline
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ took her bra off.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ was uninpressed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ wiped the cum from her chin.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ wrought terrible revenge upon him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@'s G-string came off.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@'s Seventh Veil came off"
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@'s Tampax failed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@'s hair changed color yet again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@'s microwave exploded
"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@'s tongue probed his anus.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @T posted again
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TFIRST@ replied to his message
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO broke the last seal
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO butchered him for his paws and liver
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO caught him
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO gave him to the Emperor
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO posted again
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO torched the forest
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO tried to install OS/2
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO was assumed to be a lamer
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO was caught playing with himself
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO@ decompressed the airlock
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO@ ran to him with her pants down
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO@ was assimilated by the Borg
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO@ wrought terrible revenge upon him
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ butchered him for his paws and liver
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ butchered him for his privates
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ butchered him4his paws&liver
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ cheated on him
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ executed a flying roundhouse
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ gave him to the Emperor
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ posted again
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ ran to him with his pants down
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ wrought terrible revenge upon him
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@'s condom ripped
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOLAST@ posted again
"Bother," said Pooh, as @Y replied to @F's message
"Bother," said Pooh, as A A Milne received all the royalties
"Bother," said Pooh, as A lightning bold hit his house on Pooh corner
"Bother," said Pooh, as A. Louis ran to him with his pants down
"Bother," said Pooh, as Al disappeared through the Door.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Al made a sexist remark.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Alcoholics Anonymous sent over a six-pack
"Bother," said Pooh, as Alderaan exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Alice got it on with Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh, as Anna cheated on him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Armageddon arrived early on the 15:20
"Bother," said Pooh, as AutoTag opened yet another Pooh file
"Bother," said Pooh, as BCSUTI burped up 500 messages
"Bother," said Pooh, as Bambi's mother dropped.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Barney got out the KY Jelly.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Batman lunged from the shadows.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Beavis and Butt-Head roasted Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!
"Bother," said Pooh, as Beavis and Butthead torched him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Beavis kicked him in the gnads
"Bother," said Pooh, as Ben got stuck into Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh, as Bert posted again
"Bother," said Pooh, as Beverly got hit by a disruptor blast
"Bother," said Pooh, as Beverly's hair changed color yet again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Bill Clinton promised to lower taxes
"Bother," said Pooh, as Billy Ray Cyrus started another song.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Boots refused to give him his photos
"Bother," said Pooh, as Brave Sir Robin ran away. Again
"Bother," said Pooh, as Breughal sold him to the Body Bank
"Bother," said Pooh, as Brutus raised the knife.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Bryce Lynch copied his mind.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Bryce Lynch rammed him into the barrier arm
"Bother," said Pooh, as Bubba pulled him into the cell.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Buchanan bulldozed the Gays
"Bother," said Pooh, as Buchanan locked out the immigrants
"Bother," said Pooh, as Buffy The Vampire Slayer leapt at him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Buffy killed a vampire bat off his neck
"Bother," said Pooh, as C:\+++Ue+E appeared where C:\Windows should be
"Bother," said Pooh, as California slid into the ocean
"Bother," said Pooh, as Camille Paglia groveled at his feet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Captain Bligh keelhauled him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Caroline demanded he take of her tights
"Bother," said Pooh, as Chewbacca ripped him in half.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin begged to be spanked again
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin clipped on the electrodes
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin dropped his pants
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin got out the enema.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin loaded the AK47
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pleaded to be spanked again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin produced a condom
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pulled his stuffing out
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin punched him repeatedly
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pushed him under a Tube
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pushed piglet off the roof
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin shut the washing machine door
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin vanished from planet
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin vanished from the Echo.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin was busted for bestiality.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin went down the third time.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher mistook him for a pop-up target
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher pleaded guilty to animal abuse
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher pulled his stuffing out
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher took away his scanner
"Bother," said Pooh, as Cindy Crawford licked honey off his chest
"Bother," said Pooh, as Clinton offered him a cigar
"Bother," said Pooh, as Compuserve taxed his GIFs
"Bother," said Pooh, as Cotton Eye Joe reached No. 1
"Bother," said Pooh, as Cthulhu Xose up and ate him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Cthulhu emerged from the darkness.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Cthulhu pulled him down into the abyss
"Bother," said Pooh, as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Cthulu emerged from the darkness
"Bother," said Pooh, as Cthulu rose up and ate him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Curzon kissed him on the head.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Customs & Excise appeared at his door
"Bother," said Pooh, as DELTREE BBS appeared on his computer
"Bother," said Pooh, as Dark Helmut captured him again
"Bother," said Pooh, as David Paulson ran to him with his pants down
"Bother," said Pooh, as David dropped his kecks and gave him the
"Bother," said Pooh, as Deanna Troi sensed he was hiding something.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Deanna Troi sensed him hiding in the wardrobe
"Bother," said Pooh, as Dirty Harry said "Go ahead punk, make my day!"
"Bother," said Pooh, as Dot kissed him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Dracula enfolded him in his cape.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Dracula said "I never drink... wine."
"Bother," said Pooh, as EDDIE MAUPIN placed him in his TWIT filter
"Bother," said Pooh, as EchoMan and Anna foiled his crime.
"Bother," said Pooh, as EchoMan swooped down from above.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Edison Carter interviewed him live and direct
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore found his Nazi uniform
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore made him yet another ham sandwich
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore missed another period
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore mounted him from behind
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore rejected his advances
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore shot him with a rocket-launcher
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore sneezed cocaine all over him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore sneezed the crack *everywhere*
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore sneezed the crack all over Owl
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore snorted his last tagline of coke
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore took him from behind
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore trod on his bollocks
"Bother," said Pooh, as Elmer Fudd said, "It's bear season."
"Bother," said Pooh, as Elmira hugged the stuffing out of him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eve offered him the apple.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eyeore mounted him from behind.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eyore made him yet another ham sandwich
"Bother," said Pooh, as Father Pederasta lowered his trousers
"Bother," said Pooh, as Ford pulled out the Electronic Thumb.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Freddie Kruger reached for him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Freddy used his body to kill Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as French soldiers smashed his camera.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Garak told an obvious lie.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Garanian Bolites made him itch&change color
"Bother," said Pooh, as Geordi found a NEW problem.
"Bother," said Pooh, as God kicked him Downstairs.
"Bother," said Pooh, as God spoke from the burning bush.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Gollum bit his finger off.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Governor Bush refused him clemency
"Bother," said Pooh, as Guinan put her hat on him,saying it suited him
"Bother," said Pooh, as HAL wouldn't open the pod door
"Bother," said Pooh, as HD2: had a read error
"Bother," said Pooh, as Han asked for more money.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Hannibal Lecter at his liver
"Bother," said Pooh, as Hannibal ate his liver with a nice Chianti.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Hannibal ate his liver with onions
"Bother," said Pooh, as Hillary Clinton started the high colonic
"Bother," said Pooh, as Hitler glared at him
"Bother," said Pooh, as HotSex.com cancelled his membership
"Bother," said Pooh, as Howard Stern wasn't elected governor
"Bother," said Pooh, as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Jadeite drained all his energy
"Bother," said Pooh, as Jehovah smote him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Jem'Hadar slid into the Hundred Acre Wood.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Jerry Springer introduced him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Jessie Ventura asked him to join his party
"Bother," said Pooh, as Jim dippd his butty in his head
"Bother," said Pooh, as Jimmy spencer put him into the wall
"Bother," said Pooh, as Joe Bonano broke his legs
"Bother," said Pooh, as Jon laced his Guiness with barbiturates
"Bother," said Pooh, as Julius Caesar said, "Et tu Poohte?"
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kai Opaka gripped his earlobe.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kanga gave birth to a monster.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kanga started sucking.
"Bother," said Pooh, as King Tut's curse claimed him as a victim.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kirk gave him a red shirt
"Bother," said Pooh, as Klingons beamed into the 100 Acre Wood.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kurt Cobaine borrowed the shotgun.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kwisatz Haderach ran to him with his pants down.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kwisatz butchered him for his paws and liver.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kwisatz gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Larry tried to kill him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lavos screamed at him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lee snapped on a rubber glove and smiled
"Bother," said Pooh, as Leia stepped on him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lestat gave him the choice he never had
"Bother," said Pooh, as Limbaugh moved out of range
"Bother," said Pooh, as Londo plotted against him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lorena Bobbit ((Need I say more?))
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lorena Bobbitt tied him to the be bed
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lorena Bobbitt waved a knife in front of him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lori insisted on tongues
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lursa & B'Etor refused to conceive his children
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lursa and B'Etor conceived his child
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lursa&B'Etor refused to conceive his children
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lwaxana began giving him Oomox.
"Bother," said Pooh, as MacLeod disconnected his head.
"Bother," said Pooh, as MacLeod took his Quickening (and his head).
"Bother," said Pooh, as Macgyver butchered him for his paws and liver.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Macgyver gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Macgyver posted again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Macgyver ran to him with his pants down.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Macgyver wrought terrible revenge upon him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Madonna slipped him the tongue
"Bother," said Pooh, as Man. United won the league again
"Bother," said Pooh, as Marvin spoke to him again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Micro Machines failed to run on his Nintendo
"Bother," said Pooh, as Ming the Merciless released the Hawkmen
"Bother," said Pooh, as Missing operating system appeared after reboot
"Bother," said Pooh, as Mistress @FN@ refused to whip him again
"Bother," said Pooh, as Mistress @LN@ pointed to the fine print
"Bother," said Pooh, as Monica Lewinski offered him a cigar
"Bother," said Pooh, as Monica Lewinski offered to blow him, too
"Bother," said Pooh, as Monica retacted previous statements and
"Bother," said Pooh, as Montezuma's Revenge hit
"Bother," said Pooh, as Moonbase Alpha depressurised
"Bother," said Pooh, as Morden asked him what he wanted
"Bother," said Pooh, as Mr. @TOLAST@ gave him a demerit
"Bother," said Pooh, as Mr. @TOLAST@ murdered his girlfriend
"Bother," said Pooh, as Mr. Blaes gave him a demerit
"Bother," said Pooh, as Mr. Gone murdered his girlfriend.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Mr. McAdow gave him a demerit
"Bother," said Pooh, as Ms. Bobbitt pulled up.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Muffy The Vampire Layer propositioned him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Mulder and Scully rushed in
"Bother," said Pooh, as Mulder and Scully rushed in, guns drawn
"Bother," said Pooh, as NBC canceled Star Trek
"Bother," said Pooh, as Naiman wrought terrible revenge unto him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Napster shut down in mid-download
"Bother," said Pooh, as Necromancer flat lined him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Nynex took he's Free calls away
"Bother," said Pooh, as O.J. Simpson ran him over in A Ford Bronco.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Odo brought him in for questioning
"Bother," said Pooh, as Odo collapsed in his lap.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Odo morphed into several shades of purple.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Odo ordered him off the Promenade.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Oscar Puffin executed a flying roundhouse
"Bother," said Pooh, as Owl punched his lights out
"Bother," said Pooh, as PETA activists tried to take his fur coat
"Bother," said Pooh, as PETA fanatics tried to brainwash him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Patrick replied to @F's message
"Bother," said Pooh, as Patton slapped him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Pierre Trudeau sighed, and died
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet Engergised
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet acquired all four Railroads
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet acquired all four Railway stations
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet became possessed by a demon.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet came back from the dead.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet clamped his car
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet clamped the vice to his gonads.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet covered both hands with Crisco & smiled
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet covered his naked body in whipped cream
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet finished the last of his whiskey
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet gave his Pink Floyd album back scratched
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet got caught in the escalator.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet had just bought a Macintosh
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet mounted him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet plugged in the electric chair
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet plunged the fork in his eye.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet pulled out the Anal Intruder.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet pushed him in front of the semi.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet refused to climb into the oven at gas
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet refused to give him some Pooh-tang.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet refused to give him some Pussy
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet sacrificed him to Cthulhu
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet sacrified him to Cthulhu
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet set fire to his ears
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet stabbed him repeatedly
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet stepped on the land mine.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet stole his pocket money at
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet struck a match in the gas spillageB
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet took his modem away from him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet tried to cast a fireball
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet turned up on the meat counter
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet whipped him with ZiViding crop
"Bother," said Pooh, as Pilate's soldiers drove home the nails
"Bother," said Pooh, as President Clinton offered him a cigar
"Bother," said Pooh, as President Clinton said "Kiss it, boy"
"Bother," said Pooh, as President Clinton said "Step into this closet."
"Bother," said Pooh, as President Clinton said "Want a cigar?"
"Bother," said Pooh, as President Clinton said "kiss it"
"Bother," said Pooh, as President Clinton said"Step in2 this closet."
"Bother," said Pooh, as Q destroyed the universe.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Quark cheated him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Quark showed him the Ferengi print.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Rabbit pushed him off the speeding train.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Rahvin obliterated Piglet with Balefire
"Bother," said Pooh, as Ricky threw up
"Bother," said Pooh, as Ro Laren kicked him in the crotch.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Rob replied to Gibson's message.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Roger Cook knocked on the door
"Bother," said Pooh, as Roo knocked over his coffee
"Bother," said Pooh, as Sailor Moon threatened to punish him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Satan laid his soul to rest
"Bother," said Pooh, as Satan materialized INSIDE the circle
"Bother," said Pooh, as Satan pointed out the fine print
"Bother," said Pooh, as Scotty beamed him up
"Bother," said Pooh, as Sculled and Mulder were taken off the case
"Bother," said Pooh, as Security closed in
"Bother," said Pooh, as Shaq jammed one in his face!
"Bother," said Pooh, as Sharon Stone uncrossed her legs
"Bother," said Pooh, as Sharon approached
"Bother," said Pooh, as Sheridan decompressed the airlock.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Sheridan spaced him out the airlock.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Simon floated to the top of his porridge
"Bother," said Pooh, as Simon sold him to a vivisectionist
"Bother," said Pooh, as Smurfette got dressed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Soran destroyed the nearby sun.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Spock called @F logical. *
"Bother," said Pooh, as Sub-Zero ripped his spine out
"Bother," said Pooh, as Superman died of kryptonite poisoning.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tammy Potash banned him from TerokNor for life
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tenebrae fed him to Cthulhu.
"Bother," said Pooh, as The Circle set back diplomacy 100 years
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger became the Real Drag Queen
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger bounced on his hard disk
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger came out of the closet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger chewed his leg off
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger dropped the joint into the Hunny jar
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger fragged him with the rocket launcher
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger poured vinegar into the wound
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger pressed ALT-H during a downlo*ad
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger relieved him of his large intestine
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger turned out to be a changeling
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger vomited in his lap
"Bother," said Pooh, as Trelane aimed his pistol at him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Trollocs came pouring out of the hole
"Bother," said Pooh, as USA stopped showing Sailor Moon
"Bother," said Pooh, as Uncle Bubba took him behind the barn
"Bother," said Pooh, as VSE revealed a missing limb
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader choked Piglet with the Force.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader cut off his right paw"
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader killed Obi Wan.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader sent bounty hunters after him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader stopped him from killing the Emperor.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vulcans stole his homework.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Wakko ate his honey
"Bother," said Pooh, as Wakko tried to come up with a new Gookie
"Bother," said Pooh, as Walter grabbed him by the Trussocks
"Bother," said Pooh, as Will Riker attempted to mate with him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Will severed his leg to gain gratification
"Bother," said Pooh, as William Tell sneezed
"Bother," said Pooh, as Windows crashed again
"Bother," said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Winn started foaming at the mouth.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Wintermute flatlined him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Worf growled
"Bother," said Pooh, as YOU sneezed in his honey pot
"Bother," said Pooh, as Yakko anvilled him
"Bother," said Pooh, as Yoda told him Leia was his sister
"Bother," said Pooh, as Yoda told him of another Pooh.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Ziggy's circuits failed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Zoisite changed him into a Youma
"Bother," said Pooh, as Zorro carved his initial in his tummy
"Bother," said Pooh, as `Critical Error' was displayed
"Bother," said Pooh, as `Formatting Drive C' appeared on the screen
"Bother," said Pooh, as a Psi-Stalker drained his P.P.E.
"Bother," said Pooh, as a Rift opened before him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as a SuperTruck rammed into Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as a concealed handgun shot him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as a laser guided smart bomb blew up his honey pot
"Bother," said Pooh, as a look of horror crossed the nurse's face.
"Bother," said Pooh, as a new idea frightened him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as a safe collapsed on his head
"Bother," said Pooh, as a secret door let 2 Demons and an Imp loose
"Bother," said Pooh, as a tree fell on his greenhouse killing Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh, as a vole stole his honey.
"Bother," said Pooh, as a woozle bit his bottom.
"Bother," said Pooh, as all his fur fell out.
"Bother," said Pooh, as all the kings men abandoned ship.
"Bother," said Pooh, as all-out nuclear war broke out
"Bother," said Pooh, as an Orc lopped off Piglet's head
"Bother," said Pooh, as auxillary control blew up.
"Bother," said Pooh, as customs seized his marijuana
"Bother," said Pooh, as failed to achieve an erection yet again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as flashing Campus Crusade for Cthulhu!
"Bother," said Pooh, as four blondes approached
"Bother," said Pooh, as frogs rained down on Sculley and Mulder
"Bother," said Pooh, as gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he &gt;S*W*I*P*E*D&lt; a better tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he BFG'd the Arachnotron.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he DLed from Napster some more pirated mp3's
"Bother," said Pooh, as he Did a copy from Command.Com to Clock.$
"Bother," said Pooh, as he Quantum Leaped
"Bother," said Pooh, as he SWIPED&lt; a better tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he accepted the bribe from Brian Mulroney.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he accidentally deleted 40MB of taglines
"Bother," said Pooh, as he accidently put turps on his plant.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he accidently ran FDISK
"Bother," said Pooh, as he accidently triggered the thermal detonator
"Bother," said Pooh, as he adjusted Tigger's head on the trophy wall.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted being @F's secret lover
"Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted being Molly Yard's secret lover.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted being Oswald's accomplice.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted being Phil Donahue's secret lover.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted being Rachael's secret lover
"Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted being a FBI informant
"Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted being the Lindbergh kidnapper.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted framing Tonya Harding.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he and Piglet plunged over Reichenbach Falls.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he answered another phone call from @FN@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he approached terminal velocity
"Bother," said Pooh, as he armed the photon torpedoes.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he arrested for welfare fraud.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he asked the girl to help look for his puppy.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he assaulted Janet Reno
"Bother," said Pooh, as he assembled the Grand Grimoire.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ate a McPiglet sandwich
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ate a Yakuza
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ate another booger
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ate the baby's candy.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ate the booger.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he attempted to compose a scintillating tagline
"Bother," said Pooh, as he awakened Tiamat.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he awoke in a cold sweat.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he backed his car into the row of Harleys.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he backed into a squad car.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he backed up onto the wrong tape.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he bagged yet another Spotted Owl
"Bother," said Pooh, as he banked the Heinkel HE-111 towards London.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he bared his soul to the world.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he beamed down in a red shirt
"Bother," said Pooh, as he beat Chuck Norris to a bloody pulp.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he beat Steven Seagal to a bloody pulp.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he beat the bound and helpless victim.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he became a PETA poster-boy
"Bother," said Pooh, as he began transferring his taglines to @FN@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he bet UKP1000 on a white X-mas and it rained
"Bother," said Pooh, as he bit @N@'s other ear off.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he bit into @FN@'s clitoris
"Bother," said Pooh, as he blew away half of the 100 acre woods
"Bother," said Pooh, as he blew the doors off the Brink's truck.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he blew up the Enterprise
"Bother," said Pooh, as he boobytrapped the ambulance.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he bounced off the Starfury.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he bounced out of the ambulance.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he bribed Ron Brown.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he broke down @FN@'s door
"Bother," said Pooh, as he broke into the bank vault.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he broke the 10th Commandment
"Bother," said Pooh, as he broke the last Seal.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he built a glove with knives for Freddy
"Bother," said Pooh, as he bumped into Barney.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he buried Piglet next to Roo.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he buried Piglet's corpse in the backyard
"Bother," said Pooh, as he called for @F
"Bother," said Pooh, as he called for his brother.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he called forth a demon
"Bother," said Pooh, as he called in a false fire alarm.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he called in an air strike.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he came all over Rabbit's face.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he came out of the closet
"Bother," said Pooh, as he came to the end of the tagline list
"Bother," said Pooh, as he carved Eeyore's name in a black candle
"Bother," said Pooh, as he carved Eeyore's name into the tree
"Bother," said Pooh, as he carved Eyore's name into the black candle"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he carved his initials in Piglet's skin.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he carved his initials in the snow
"Bother," said Pooh, as he caught herpes off the Toilet seat
"Bother," said Pooh, as he caught the grenade
"Bother," said Pooh, as he caved in @N@'s skull with his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he centered the cross hairs on Tigger.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he chambered a round.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he changed 'Bother!' and 'Oh, Bother' again
"Bother," said Pooh, as he changed a Barney clone in2an AOLer...KEWL!!!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he changed a Barney clone into an
"Bother," said Pooh, as he changed a Barney clone into an AOLer...KEWEL!!!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he changed history.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he cheated on his wife.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he checked into the Bates Motel
"Bother," said Pooh, as he clear-cut another acre
"Bother," said Pooh, as he clicked on the I LOVE YOU virus
"Bother," said Pooh, as he climbed into his cocoon & became a Minbari
"Bother," said Pooh, as he clubbed another baby Harp seal.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he clubed a baby harp seal to dea
"Bother," said Pooh, as he coached Anita Hill on how to lie under oath.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he coached Saddam Hussein on military strategy.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he completed his 25th Kamikazi mission
"Bother," said Pooh, as he composed Roo's ransom note.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he conducted forty gigavolts
"Bother," said Pooh, as he connected at 300 bps.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he continued machine gunning the life rafts.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he converted the hunting rifle to automatic.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he coughed up bloody mucus.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he couldn't access alt.binaries.preteen
"Bother," said Pooh, as he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he crammed Piglet in the blender
"Bother," said Pooh, as he crept down Columbine High's halls
"Bother," said Pooh, as he cross-dressed for Christopher Robin.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he cuckolded Christopher Robin's father.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he cut and paste the ransom demand.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he cut down another giant Sequoia.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he cut his initials in the snow.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he cut open a Tauntaun.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he cut open another baby seal.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he d/led from Napster some more pirated mp3's
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deciphered another missive from @FN@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he declared Democrats an endangered species
"Bother," said Pooh, as he declared his horse a Senator.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he defecated under stress
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted 35 AOLer `Me Too' posts.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted C:\BBS\*.*
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted UNIX from his machine.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted Win95 and re-installed DOS 6.22
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted his WAD files
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted his hard drive.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted his message
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted his source code.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted the entire message base.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he delivered another load of pirated videos.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he depleted the ozone layer.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deported Buchanan to Northern Ireland
"Bother," said Pooh, as he descended down to Shayol Ghul.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he destroyed the evidence
"Bother," said Pooh, as he destroyed the human race.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he developed crabs.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dialed 911 and no one answered
"Bother," said Pooh, as he didn't see the BUS
"Bother," said Pooh, as he died for the 5th time in DOOM!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he died in a pool of blood
"Bother," said Pooh, as he digested the razor blade in the apple
"Bother," said Pooh, as he digitally altered reality
"Bother," said Pooh, as he directed traffic onto the dead-end street.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he discovered @FN@ was insatiable
"Bother," said Pooh, as he discovered @FN@'s G-Spot
"Bother," said Pooh, as he discovered @N@ was insatiable.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he discovered @N@'s weak spot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he discovered Piglet was undercooked
"Bother," said Pooh, as he discovered U COULD have sex w/a partner
"Bother," said Pooh, as he discovered his smack had talc in it
"Bother," said Pooh, as he discovered that his tagline would not fi
"Bother," said Pooh, as he discovered that the barber had nothing for
"Bother," said Pooh, as he discovered the insidious Alien Plot
"Bother," said Pooh, as he discovered you COULD have sex with a partner
"Bother," said Pooh, as he distributed cigarettes in the Coronary ICU.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dodged the bullets.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he donned his ninja uniform & went to kill Owl
"Bother," said Pooh, as he downloaded from alt.binary.smut.gross
"Bother," said Pooh, as he downloaded some more pirated MP3s
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drank Roo's blood.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drank his Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drank his twelfth Guinness
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drank the bong water.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dressed up like Santa and grabbed an axe.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drew a Dragon's Fang on Rabbits door.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drew the Glock.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drifted off-topic
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drop a bloody glove in his honeytree
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped Bambi's mother.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped a load of napalm on the village.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped another white rhino.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped his bombs.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped his duty free coming through customs
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped his last quid into the WC
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped his suppository
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped off another bag of cocaine.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped the nitroglycerine
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped the razor on his gonads.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drove down the interstate in a white bronco
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drove the Ka-Bar home again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dumped Piglet's corpse with Roo's.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dumped a mail packet
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ejaculated prematurely
"Bother," said Pooh, as he engaged his cloaking device.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he enjoyed fresh Spotted Owl soup. H-m-m, good!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he entered @FN@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he entered the Badlands
"Bother," said Pooh, as he entered the Doomsday Codes.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he entered the House of Usher
"Bother," said Pooh, as he entered the chat room
"Bother," said Pooh, as he erased his hard drive
"Bother," said Pooh, as he erased his message base.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he evicted the aged widow on Christmas Eve.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he exposed himself in the school yard.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he exposed himself to the third-graders
"Bother," said Pooh, as he extended his razors
"Bother," said Pooh, as he faced the firing squad.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he failed another melee combat roll.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he failed his roll, save vs poison
"Bother," said Pooh, as he failed the sobriety test
"Bother," said Pooh, as he failed to achieve an erection yet again
"Bother," said Pooh, as he failed to appease the Gods.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he failed to lift the X-wing with the Force.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he failed to reach Nirvana
"Bother," said Pooh, as he falsified his income tax return.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he farted lumps.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fed Eeyore more Ex-Lax.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fed another live goldfish to his cat.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fed his cat to his pitbull
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fed the budgies to his cat.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fed the intruder to an alligator.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fed the pidgeons to his cat.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell face-first into the toilet
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the W.C.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the cauldron of glue
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the liquid iron ore crucible
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the spinblades.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the vat of Sardines.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell off the
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell off the bridge with his stick
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell off the prostitute.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell off the tightrope
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell off the toilet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he felt @FN@'s hot breath on his groin
"Bother," said Pooh, as he felt Roo's first caress.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he felt Vader's presence.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he felt a disturbance in the Force.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he felt the first sting of the whip.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fenced the previous night's take.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he field dressed Tigger and Eeyore
"Bother," said Pooh, as he filed suit
"Bother," said Pooh, as he finally read the instructions
"Bother," said Pooh, as he finished editing Jeffrey Dahmer's cookbook.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he finished shooting up.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he finished the bottle and tasted the poison
"Bother," said Pooh, as he finished the jar of coffee
"Bother," said Pooh, as he finished the last line of cocaine
"Bother," said Pooh, as he finished writing the @FN@ Virus
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fired on the UN commandos
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fished another pubic hair from his teeth.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fished his diskettes out of the closet
"Bother," said Pooh, as he flashed a group of nuns.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he flew to Sweden for a sex change
"Bother," said Pooh, as he floored it, and outran the state trooper!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he flunked the sobriety test
"Bother," said Pooh, as he followed the lemmings over the cliff
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fondled himself in front of the school.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he forged Christopher Robin's suicide note.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he forged Necheyev's suicide note.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he forgot to check for hidden traps
"Bother," said Pooh, as he forgot to record 'Star Trek'
"Bother," said Pooh, as he forgot which Tagline (c) he was going to use.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he forked over 20,000 New Yen for a bribe.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fought off three dragons
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fought off three dragons simultaneously
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fought off three dragons.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found @F in his honey pot
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found @FN@ peeping in his window
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found @FN@ pissing in his Hunney Pot
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found @FN@'s ticklish spot
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found @N in his honey pot
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found @N@ peeping in his window.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found @N@ pissing in his Hunney Pot
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found @N@'s ticklish spot!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found @TO@ in his honey pot
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found Bear-Paw Steak on the menu
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found Earl in his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found Piglet in bed with @FN@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found Tabasco in the KY jelly.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found a 19mm Willmerdinger unit would DO IT.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found a politician in his honey
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found a used condom in his Big Mac.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found a19mm Willmerdinger unit would DO IT
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found another .JPG of himself in SMUT.XXX
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found another run in his nylons.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found broken glass in the Vaseline.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found he'd used a dirty needle.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found his old SS uniform still fit.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found his smack had talc in it
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found out Christopher Robin was Vader.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found out Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found out he was a toy without a penis.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found out he was allergic to cat hair
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found out he'd used a dirty needle
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found out his symbiant hated "hunny".
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found out his tribble was pregnant.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found sand in the Vaseline.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found that @F had herpes
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found that Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found that a 19mm Willmerdinger unit would.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found that he had AIDS
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found that he had genital warts.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found that he had gonorrhea.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found that he had herpes.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found the hook in the fish he had swallowed
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found the smack contained baby laxative.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found the smack contained talc.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found you in his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he framed O.J. Simpson.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fried Piglet for breakfast
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fried up a pan of Snail Darters
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gained the First Power.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he garoted his moderator
"Bother," said Pooh, as he garroted another passing proletariat
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gave $50 to the hooker.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gave Chelsea Clinton beauty lessons.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gave Ozzie Osborne diction lessons.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gave Ted Kennedy another driving lesson.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gave the broker inside information.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gave the hooker another $50
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gazed at the X-Ray.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he glided into @TFNAME@TLNAME.yi.org
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got "This Number No Longer In Service"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got a bill from the IRS.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got cattle-prodded in the groin.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got caught in McCloud's Quickening
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got food poisoning from eating raw Roo
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got kicked off yet another echo
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got naked and stepped in the Jello.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got off the plane in Medelin.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got shot in the chest
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got splattered all over Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got splattered all over the Taglines.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got stoned with Bill Clinton.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got stuck in the penis enlarger.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got trapped in the printer.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got two Dot Warner POGs in the same pack
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got up for another brewski
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gouged out both eyes with a spoon
"Bother," said Pooh, as he grabbed the wrong end of heated forge tongs
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gulped his twelfth Guinness.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gunned down yet another drooling Fanboy.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gunned the truck 2wards the Marine barracks
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gut-shot another nun
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hacked up a hairball.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he had @TName for dinner
"Bother," said Pooh, as he had Eeyore for dinner.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he had Fluffosuction
"Bother," said Pooh, as he had a head-on collision
"Bother," said Pooh, as he had another plate of Piglet sausage.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he had another quasi-idea
"Bother," said Pooh, as he had no reflection in the mirror.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he had sex with Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he handed Teddy Kennedy the crib sheet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he handed out Ex-Lax to the preschoolers.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he handed out Ex-lax as Halloween treats
"Bother," said Pooh, as he handed out Ex-lax as treats on Halloween.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he handed the cashier a forged check"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he handed the teller the note.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he harpooned Flipper.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he harpooned another baby whale.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he he twit filtered his moderator
"Bother," said Pooh, as he heard another brrrrp, kerCHINK, kerCHINK
"Bother," said Pooh, as he heard his Doc Wagon band go off.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he heard the trip wire click.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he heard, "Will the Defendant please rise."
"Bother," said Pooh, as he held Christopher Robin under water.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he held up the 7-11.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hid Tigger's corpse with Roo's.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hit his reset switch
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hit the barrier arm
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hotwired the getaway car.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hurls Voyager even further away from home.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he infected the Indians blankets
"Bother," said Pooh, as he informed on Christop
"Bother," said Pooh, as he informed on Christopher Robin to the CIA.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he inhaled
"Bother," said Pooh, as he inhaled the tablecloth
"Bother," said Pooh, as he inserted the suppository.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he introduced @FN@ at the Watt's VFW post
"Bother," said Pooh, as he invited @LN@ for a Piglet dinner
"Bother," said Pooh, as he issued speeding tickets at the Indy 500.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he jabbed the lipstick into @FN@'s eye
"Bother," said Pooh, as he jacked in.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he joined Black September.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he joined the Provision IRA.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he kicked the gamer into a pit.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he kicked the pan-handler in the face
"Bother," said Pooh, as he kneecapped the informer.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he knelt before Master @LN@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ladled out Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle soup
"Bother," said Pooh, as he landed his hot air balloon on a Pylon
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lauded Sam Donaldson for objective reporting.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he launched a Gooie Kablooie
"Bother," said Pooh, as he launched a Maverick
"Bother," said Pooh, as he launched a salvo from his MLRS
"Bother," said Pooh, as he launched the nuclear warheads
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lay back and lit Piglet's cigarette.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he leaped through time.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he learned that his symbiont detested "hunny."
"Bother," said Pooh, as he led a group of illegals across the border.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he led his VC patrol through the wire.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he led his squad into the ambush
"Bother," said Pooh, as he led the boy Scout Troop into perdition
"Bother," said Pooh, as he left O.J.'s White Bronco on the street.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he licked the cheese on the mousetrap
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lit the end of the gas-soaked rag.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lit the fuse.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he loaded Edlin
"Bother," said Pooh, as he loaded a bomb onto the airplane.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he loaded another clip into his UZI
"Bother," said Pooh, as he loaded his last round.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lobbed a grenade at the intruder.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he locked photon torpedoes on USS Heffalump
"Bother," said Pooh, as he locked weapons systems onto the 747
"Bother," said Pooh, as he logged on to alt.binary.nudeyoungboyz
"Bother," said Pooh, as he look into the face of the Myrddraal.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he looked into the laser beam
"Bother," said Pooh, as he looked into the laser beam w/the other eye
"Bother," said Pooh, as he looked into the laser beam.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he looked up his name in the dictionary
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost again at "Quarks Place"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost another game of strip poker
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost antimatter containment.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost at Dabo again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost at the Dabo table again
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost control of his bladder.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost in TIE Fighter.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost the hand to Piglet's five aces.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lubricated his paw.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lured the young girl into the bushes.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he made Spotted Owl soup
"Bother," said Pooh, as he made a mask out of Piglet's skin.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he made the Godfather an offer he couldn't refuse
"Bother," said Pooh, as he made yet another ham sandwich.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he made yet another roast pork sandwich
"Bother," said Pooh, as he manufactured another bomb for the I.R.A.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he marched in the Gay Pride parade.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he marked @N@'s message for deletion.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he massacred the @LN@ family
"Bother," said Pooh, as he merged with the core of the Shadow ship.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he mined the bridge over the River Kwai
"Bother," said Pooh, as he mined the hospital parking lot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he misquoted the druidic Spell of Making.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he missed Pinky and The Brain.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he missed Saddam Hussein with the Bazooka
"Bother," said Pooh, as he missed Sailor Moon again
"Bother," said Pooh, as he mixed the lime with the coconut!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he mixed up the Ben-Gay and the K-Y Jelly
"Bother," said Pooh, as he mixed up the Ben-Gay and the toothpaste
"Bother," said Pooh, as he mopped up the spilt coffee
"Bother," said Pooh, as he mounted Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he mugged @FN@'s grandmother
"Bother," said Pooh, as he mugged the little old lady.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he munched his porpoise `n tuna sandwich
"Bother," said Pooh, as he named the Dark One.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he nibbled on himself
"Bother," said Pooh, as he nicked himself shaving his pubic hair
"Bother," said Pooh, as he noted the blood in his urine
"Bother," said Pooh, as he noticed Neil Smith's Band-Aid
"Bother," said Pooh, as he noticed he'd deleted his source code.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he noticed the condom was covered with blood.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he noticed the first grey hair.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he noticed the typos in @FN@'s message
"Bother," said Pooh, as he nuked Baghdad
"Bother," said Pooh, as he nuked Iraq!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he nuked OS/Who
"Bother," said Pooh, as he offered @FN@ $5 for the soiled panties
"Bother," said Pooh, as he once again perjured himself.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he only got two numbers right
"Bother," said Pooh, as he opened "The Joy Of Gay Sex."
"Bother," said Pooh, as he opened a gate to Hell.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he opened his door and found Jehovahs Witnesses
"Bother," said Pooh, as he opened his phone bill
"Bother," said Pooh, as he opened the Satanic Bible.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he opened the letter bomb.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he oppressed another helpless peasant
"Bother," said Pooh, as he orderd the troops into Montreal.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ordered "Fix Bayonets!"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ordered Mr. Worf to fire all phasers.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ordered another assault on the nursery.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ordered the bombing of Tel Aviv
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ordered the troops into Montreal
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ordered"Fix Bayonets!"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he over-dosed on crack
"Bother," said Pooh, as he paid $50 extra for "Greek" style.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he paid L5 extra for "teddy" style
"Bother," said Pooh, as he parked O.J.'s white Bonco
"Bother," said Pooh, as he partied with the Canadian Airborne Regiment.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he partied with the Hells Angels
"Bother," said Pooh, as he passed a kidney stone
"Bother," said Pooh, as he passed around the Ripple Blanc.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he passed around the joint.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he passed into the cow's fourth stomach
"Bother," said Pooh, as he peed in the gene-pool
"Bother," said Pooh, as he peered into the girl's locker room.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he picked another booger.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he picked the scabs from his penis.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he picked up another teenage hooker.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pierced his tongue
"Bother," said Pooh, as he piloted the Enola Gay towards Nagasaki.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he placed the message in the wrong conference.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he plagarized another speech for Joe Biden.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he plagiarized another speech for Jessie Ventura
"Bother," said Pooh, as he planted Flowers in the Oval Office.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he played with the Cenobite's puzzle box.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pledged "Ein Volk. Ein Reich. Ein Bubba."
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pocketed another .2c from a contributor
"Bother," said Pooh, as he poisoned @LN@ville's water supply
"Bother," said Pooh, as he posted the message in the wrong conference
"Bother," said Pooh, as he poured Zyklon-B into the ventilation system.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he poured carcinogens into the water supply.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he poured grease onto the interstate.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he poured ipecac into the relief food supplies.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he prepared Christopher Robin 4 human sacrifice
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pressed the bomb release.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pried the tusk from the dead elephant
"Bother," said Pooh, as he promptly vanished
"Bother," said Pooh, as he puked all over Christopher Robin
"Bother," said Pooh, as he puked over @TO@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he puked over Christopher Robin.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled a Tribble from a honey pot
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled his 9mm and wasted the bellboy
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled out his .45 and shot the UN soldier
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the 5rd AOLer out of his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the Muffin off his face
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the Tribble from his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the alien face-hugger off
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the arrow from his chest
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the detonator killing the dictator
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the trigger on Tigger.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the yellow handles
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pumped the Penis Enlarger.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he punched holes in another shipment of condoms.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he purchased cigarettes for a group of minors.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pushed Christopher Robin over the cliff.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pushed The Button to start Arm device
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pushed The Button to start Armageddon.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put Piglet in the microwave.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put a fresh magazine in his Glock
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put a pin in the Piglet doll
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put on his asbestos suit.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put on the Helm of Alignment Scrambling
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put on the hockey mask & started the saw
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put right what once went wrong.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put the coffee in the microwave.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put the gun in his mouth.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put the message in the wrong conf
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put the money under Kanga's pillow.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he quietly hid Piglet's body away.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he raised his veil and grabbed his spear
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rammed the squad car.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran C3PO through the trash compacter
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran Doublespace.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran another load of bootleg whiskey.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran from @N@'s advances.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran in terror from @N@.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran into the Archvile.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of KY jelly.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of Taglines
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of ammo.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of cigarettes.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of clever taglines
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of dilithium crystals.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of field dressings
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of lighter fluid
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of taglines
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran over the `squeegee kid'
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran the rapids in an air mattress
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran the red light.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he re-acquired the fleeing target
"Bother," said Pooh, as he re-installed Doom
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reached down to get the soap
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reached for Saidin.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reached for the flamethrower.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reached for the reset button.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reached over to pick up his soap
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reacquired the fleeing target.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read @FN@'s diary
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read @N@'s latest drivel
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read @N@'s latest offering.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read Gravis Support's latest offer
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read alt.aol-sucks. AOL SUCKS B1G T1ME!!!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read alt.binaries.@LN@.nude
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read alt.fan.bill-gates
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read alt.fan.bill-gates -- Cool Programs! 
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read alt.fan.bill-gates.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read altaol-sucks AOL SUCKS
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read his AIDS test results
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read his Compuserve bill.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read the Generations script.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read the Programmer's PC Sourcebook
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read the eviction notice
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read the joke about his inability to breed
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read yet another 'Pooh' tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realised Piglet was undercooked
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realised he didn't fit ANY demographics
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realised he'd said f*** in the wrong net
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realised it was Thomas & not William Riker
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realised that he said f*ck in fido
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realised that his VISOR was a hair barrette
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realised the doll had a puncture
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realised there was no toilet paper.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he didn't fit ANY demographics.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he didn't really have a stomach
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he had been pointing the gun the wrong way
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he had fallen for Garak's lies
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he was a Star Trek redshirt
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he was a red shirt. &lt;&lt;ZAP&gt;&gt;
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he was drunk
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he was only a stuffed bear.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he was stuck in a temporal loop
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he wasn't wearing any pants
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he'd been issued a one-way ticket
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized it was a day-mare.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that Ferengi sell fuel by the US.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that Rabbit was indeed Chaotic Evil
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that he was only a stuffed bear
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that he wasn't warping!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that his Visor was a barrette
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that his long tagline wouldn't fi
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that logic really WAS a tweeting.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that logic really WAS dangerous
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that people are, after all, scum.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that the bus driver was crazy
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that toys bears can never have sex
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized the TV control was a bomb detonator
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized the cabbie didn't understand English
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized the doll had a puncture
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized theTVcontrol was a bomb detonator
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized there was no toilet paper
"Bother," said Pooh, as he received his America Online bill.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he received his Compu$erve bill.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he redecorated the nursery with lead paint.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reformatted his life
"Bother," said Pooh, as he refused the blindfold
"Bother," said Pooh, as he regained consciousness on the autopsy table
"Bother," said Pooh, as he regenerated into @N@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he regenerated into Colin Baker.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reincarnated as @N@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reinstalled @VER@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reinstalled Tag-X Pro
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reinstalled WIN2000
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reinstalled Windows for the 20th time
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rejoined the circle of life at the bottom
"Bother," said Pooh, as he released the Balefire
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reloaded his AK-47.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he remember when O.J. was a fruit juice!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he remembered getting stoned
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reported Huey, Dewey  and  Louie for vandalism
"Bother," said Pooh, as he repotted his Aspidistra.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reverted to his liquid state
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rigged the election for Stockwell Day
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ripped his ring piece.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ripped his tongue piercing out
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ripped the fabric of Time and Space
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rolled another joint for the President.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rolled over and asked Nicole for a cigarette.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rolled over and lit @F's cigarette
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rolled over in the gutter
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rolled over into the wet spot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rolled over, asking @F for a cigarette
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rolled over, ordering Hillary to get munchies
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rose from the grave.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sabotaged Wile E. Coyote's latest trap
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sabotaged the elevator cable.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sabotaged the power station.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sabotaged the school-bus
"Bother," said Pooh, as he said "Bother" again
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sank deeper into the honeypot
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sapped the bank guard.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sashayed into a Gay bar
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sat on the firecracker
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saved -vs- poison.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw  1% of 12394KB (at 19 bytes/sec)
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw Chris nibbling on Anna's belly.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw Christopher Robin go down the third time.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw Christopher nibbling on @FN@'s belly
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw Duncan awaken from a mortal wound
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw Elvis and Jim Morrison in France
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw Lorena Bobbitt drive up.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw OJ on the television, AGAIN.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw Richie Ryan awaken from a mortal wound
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw another message from 1:666/666
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw another message from New Jersey.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw his Human friends, skyclad
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw his friends dressed in black robes.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw his life flash before him
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw the Proctologist approaching with a
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw the bondage marks on his wrists.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw the burning cross on his lawn.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw the hungry look in Garfield's eye
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw the patriot's severed head emblem
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw yet another Pooh tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sawed the horn from the dead rhino
"Bother," said Pooh, as he scrambled his partition table.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he screwed up X-Wing TOD 1/4 yet again
"Bother," said Pooh, as he searched his small brain for a clever tagline
"Bother," said Pooh, as he seduced Christopher Robin's mother
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sent away for an inflatable Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sent in a team from the S.A.S.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he served Darkwing Duck l'Orange.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he set another sleeping wino on fire
"Bother," said Pooh, as he set crosshairs on @TO@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he set fire to the Hundred-Acre Wood
"Bother," said Pooh, as he set his phaser on kill
"Bother," said Pooh, as he set the Doomsday Machine for next Tuesday.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he set the crosshairs on @N@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he set the crosshairs on President Clinton.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he severed the bungee cord
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shared a cigar with Bill Clinton
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shared his pain with Sybok
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shelled out more $$ for his BBS.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shook down his classmates for lunch money.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shook down the shopkeeper.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shook hands with the leper
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot @F for being a git
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot A.A. Milne for being a git.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot Barney in the head at point blank
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot John Lennon
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot Kwisatz Haderach for being a git.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot Lennon but missed Yoko Ono
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot Rabbit
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot a preemie.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot another Mountain Gorilla.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot another Spotted Owl.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot his concealed handgun into a crowd.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot his wad down @FN@'s throat
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot that bird in the wing.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot the Emperical Drone
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot the Spotted Owl.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot the propeller from Biggles' machine
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot the sheriff.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot three ATF agents raiding his home.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot three IRS agents padlocking his home
"Bother," said Pooh, as he signed the pact.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slapped a fresh clip into the smoking Uzi.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slapped another clip into his smoking Uzi
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slapped on a trauma-patch
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slashed the ambulance's tires.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slaughtered innocent Jawas.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slept through New Year's Eve.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slid into another Earth.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slid on the wet echo floor.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slipped and fell down the mine shaft
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slipped cyanide into Rev. Jim's Kool Aid.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slipped his date a Mickey
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slipped on the used tampon
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slipped the traffic cop $10
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slit his wrists
"Bother," said Pooh, as he smashed the busker's guitar
"Bother," said Pooh, as he smeared Hunny on @FN@'s breasts
"Bother," said Pooh, as he smelled semen on @FN@'s breath
"Bother," said Pooh, as he smoked a joint and his head exploded
"Bother," said Pooh, as he smoked his 1646's
"Bother," said Pooh, as he smuggled 2 kilos of blow through Customs.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he smuggled the bomb onto the airplane
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sneaked into Columbine High
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sniffed another tube of glue.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he snorted another line.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he snuck cigarettes into the TB Ward.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sold Eeyore to the glue factory"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sold crack in the school yard.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sold his life story to Oliver Stone.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sold joints to school-kids
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sold nuclear secrets to the Chinese
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sold oregano as marijuana
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sold smokes to school-kids.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he spewed in disgust
"Bother," said Pooh, as he spontaneous combusted
"Bother," said Pooh, as he spotted Elvis at the Supermarket.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sprayed the playground with gunfire.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sprayed the school cafeteria with gunfire
"Bother," said Pooh, as he spun his dirty little web
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stalked Lover's Lane
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stalked Lover's Lane. ___ Blue WaveQWK v2.12
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stalked the homeless person.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stared into the Myrddraal's face
"Bother," said Pooh, as he started earning his "white"-wings
"Bother," said Pooh, as he started to install Windows.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he started up Norton Utilities.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stepped in some David on the pavement
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stepped into the acceleration chamber.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stepped into the particle accelerator
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stepped on a Funnelweb.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stepped on a nail
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stepped on an anti-personnel device
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stepped on the cat's tail.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stepped on the land mine
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stole Smokey the Bear's girlfriend.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stole the car radio
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stomped Barney's ass into jello
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stomped Tigger's ass to Grape Jello
"Bother," said Pooh, as he strafed the lifeboats.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he strafed the refugee congested highway.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he strangled Roo for knocking over his coffee
"Bother," said Pooh, as he struBother, said Pooh, as he swallowed the Coke can
"Bother," said Pooh, as he struggled to understand Ebonics
"Bother," said Pooh, as he struggled with computer's reset button.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he struggled with his tagline dupes.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he struggled with the computer's power
"Bother," said Pooh, as he struggled with the computer's reset button.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he struggled with the computers power switch
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stuck a pin in Hillary's implants.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stuck his finger in the light socket
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stuffed Piglet in the microwave
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stuffed Piglet's corpse into a box
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stuffed another bullfrog in the blender.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stuffed tribbles into Barney's ears.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stumbled out of the whorehouse
"Bother," said Pooh, as he substituted Zyklon-B for Folger's Crystals.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he substituted ipecac for Folger's Crystals.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he succumbed to the West Nile Virus
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sucked on the used Tampax.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sucked out @FN@'s other eye
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sucked the life out of Tigger.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he suffered the 'Heartbreak of Psoriasis'.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sunk his twelth
"Bother," said Pooh, as he surfed into www.@LN@.org/~@FN@-XXX.html
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swallowed
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swallowed a grenade
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swallowed his mouthpiece
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swallowed the Coke can
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swallowed the Ecstasy tablet
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swallowed the mucus in lumps.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swapped recipes with Hannibal Lector.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he switched between Animaniacs & Power Rangers
"Bother," said Pooh, as he switched between Animaniacs and Star Trek
"Bother," said Pooh, as he switched to Full Auto
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swore allegiance to the Nation of Islam.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swore an oath on the Oath Rod
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swung from the gallows beside Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh, as he talked Kanga and Roo into a threesome.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tapped his Neurostim Bracelet
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tapped out 112 while fitting an extension box
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tapped out a false distress signal.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tapped out112while fitting an extension box
"Bother," said Pooh, as he testified O.J. was with him
"Bother," said Pooh, as he testified he was with O.J
"Bother," said Pooh, as he threw Roo off the cliff
"Bother," said Pooh, as he threw the pin and dropped the grenade.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he threw the pin and held on to the grenade
"Bother," said Pooh, as he thrust the stake through Barney's heart
"Bother," said Pooh, as he thumbed through his father's magazines.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tickled @FN@'s tummy. From the inside
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tied @F to the "Wheel of Lust"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tied @N@ to the bed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tied @TOFIRST@ to the "Wheel of Lust"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tied Kanga down, sport.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tied Piglet to the Wheel of Lust.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tied Piglet to the bed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tied up his favorite redhead
"Bother," said Pooh, as he told IRS about Scrooge McDuck's secret ledgers
"Bother," said Pooh, as he told the girl his wife didn't understand
"Bother," said Pooh, as he told the judge he was an endangered species.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tongued @FN@'s anus
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took @F's Quickening
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took Duncan McCloud's Quickening
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took Jocelyn Elders advice and went blind
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took Marina Lemar's Quickening
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took McCloud's Quickening
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took Meth to stay awake in class
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took aim from behind the grassy knoll
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took another stim
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took another swing at @LN@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took another swing at Reginald Denny.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took his torn pants to Garak's
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took out a contract on Bob Dole
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took out a contract on Bugs Bunny
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took the assault rifle to McDonald's
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took the banana away from @FN@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he torched the Hunderd Acre Woods.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he torched the forest.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he torched the grammar school.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he torched the old-growth forest
"Bother," said Pooh, as he torched the rain forest.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tossed the bloody glove Bhind the poolhouse
"Bother," said Pooh, as he touched a live wire
"Bother," said Pooh, as he transcended this plane.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried addressing more than 64k of RAM in DOS
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried on @FN@'s bra and panties
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried on his new Rooskin coat.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to escape from Barney's evil gaze
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to install Linux
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2 for the 11th time
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2. (For the tenth time.)
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to install Windows'95
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to learn COBOL.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to pick Owl's feathers from his teeth
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to uninstall WARP.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to was the stain from his shorts
"Bother," said Pooh, as he triggered the burglar alarm.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tripped and fell on the Live Rail
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tripped over the sleeping Dragon's tail
"Bother," said Pooh, as he trudged, out of breath, to find KY-Jelly.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he turned a mouse loose in the maternity ward.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he turned into a bat.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he turned off "Lost In Space"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he turned the launch key
"Bother," said Pooh, as he turned to the Dark Side.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he twit filtered his moderator
"Bother," said Pooh, as he twitted @F
"Bother," said Pooh, as he twitted Mother Nature.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he twitted his Sysop
"Bother," said Pooh, as he twitted his moderator.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he typed DEL:\C:\BBS\*.*
"Bother," said Pooh, as he typed FORMAT C:
"Bother," said Pooh, as he typed a Canonical List for alt.tasteless.jokes
"Bother," said Pooh, as he typed a Canonical List in alt
"Bother," said Pooh, as he typed a Canonical List in alt.tasteless.jokes
"Bother," said Pooh, as he uncovered a hive of Smurfs.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he underwent aversion therapy.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he uninstalled Windows 95.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he unloaded has AK - 47 into Barney
"Bother," said Pooh, as he unloaded his Aries Predator on Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he urinated on the passed-out wino
"Bother," said Pooh, as he used "0" to dial collect.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he used the rest of his Combat Pool
"Bother," said Pooh, as he used the turkey baster as a sex toy
"Bother," said Pooh, as he used up the last of his dodge pool.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he used"0" to dial collect.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he uttered the unspeakable.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he violated Eeyore.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he violated the Bosnian cease-fire
"Bother," said Pooh, as he waded through a feminist linguist manual
"Bother," said Pooh, as he waded through a feminist linguistic polemic.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he waited for Windows '95
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was accidentally neutered.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was accosted by religious fanatics
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested by the Police
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for being an illegal alien
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for being bear in public.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for bigamy
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for distributing XXX GIF files"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for indecent exposure.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for lurking near the playground
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for non-support.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for parole violation
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for possessing pirated software
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for propagating X
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for propagating XXX GIF files.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for prostitution
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for running a pirate BBS.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for running around bear-ass naked
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for welfare fraud"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for writing a virus
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested4possessing pirated software
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested4running around bare-ass naked
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was assimilated
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was assimilated by the Borg.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was assumed to be a lamer
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was assumed to be a lamer, "Get me WIN3.1.1!"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was attacked by Nazi Smurf commandos
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was banned from #israel for using colors
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was barred from his local
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was bitten by a rabid bear.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was bitten by his date's living bra.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was blinded
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was blinded by the light
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was branded
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was buried alive
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was butchered for his paws & liver.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was captured by Nazi Smurf commandos.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was captured by Vampire Sorority Bimbos.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was carted off to the Roadkill Cafe
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was caught playing with himself.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was decapitated when Simon got the drop
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was defenestrated
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was defenestrated... on the twentieth floor.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was destoryed in Doom II deathmatch
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was diagnosed with the @F Virus
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was dumped from the Matrix
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was encased in wet concrete
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was eviscerated by the Power(tm)Rangers
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was faxed to Holland
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was flamed for no reason
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was flatened by a steam roller
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was forced to miss Babylon 5
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was forced to watch Nowhere Man
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was forced to watch Road to Avonlea.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was forced to watch Shades of Darkness
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was frozen in carbonite.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was given a tour of @FN@'s stomach
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was given another bad script.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was his read Miranda Rights.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was hit by the heat ray.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was impregnated by a Xenomorph
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was indicted for inside trading.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was indicted for tax evasion.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was investigated for Unnatural Acts
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was killed by BATF agents
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was locked out of the BBS
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was molested by Barney. And liked it
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was nicked for kerb crawling
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was picked up in the gay bar.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was read Miranda Rights.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was reborn as an amoeba
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was released naked to be hunted for sport
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was sacrificed
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was served to Klingons as the main dish.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was served to the Huns as an appetizer
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was served to the Huns as the main dish.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was served to the Klingons
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was served to the Klingons as the main dish.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was shanghaied to the USS @LN@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was shipped to China. In pieces.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was shot by a sniper on the grassy knoll
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was smothered by naked Spice Girls
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was sodomised by Mr Squiggle
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was sodomized by Barney
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was struck by a meteor
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was struck by a meteor and lightning
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was sucked into the jet engine
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was surrounded by 13 Aes Sedai
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was taken to the Body Bank
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was thrown 70,000 light years from home
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was thrown out into space
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was torched by a BFG9000 in DOOM II
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was trapped in the airtight vault
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was tricked into a game of Maiden's Kiss
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was viciously impaled
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wasted a CyberDemon with his BFG9000
"Bother," said Pooh, as he watch his 830mb drive slowly format itself.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he watched "Deliverance" with Bubba & Leroy.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he watched Power Rangers bound to a chair
"Bother," said Pooh, as he watched `The Pillow Book' again and again
"Bother," said Pooh, as he watched his 17GB drive slowly format itself
"Bother," said Pooh, as he watched his 830mb drive slowly format
"Bother," said Pooh, as he watched his hard drive slowly format itself"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he watched yet another Hip Hippos cartoon
"Bother," said Pooh, as he weakened the Bunji-rope
"Bother," said Pooh, as he went blotchy from that time wi
"Bother," said Pooh, as he went over the falls
"Bother," said Pooh, as he went through the windshield
"Bother," said Pooh, as he went to kill Owl
"Bother," said Pooh, as he whispered innermost secrets to Connie Chung
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wiped his flash bios
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wiped the vomit from his chin.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wished everyone a Happy Pearl
"Bother," said Pooh, as he woke up next to Jimmy Hoffa
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wondered why he bothered to answer.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wrestled with @F
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wrestled with the moderator.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wrote another message for @LN@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wrote another script for Dr. Ruth
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wrote another speech for @N@.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wrote another speech for Jocelyn Elders.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wrote his initials in the snow.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wrung out his lambskin condoms
"Bother," said Pooh, as he yanked out the guillotine's lanyar
"Bother," said Pooh, as he yawned so hard he lost Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh, as his 'B' sample tested positive
"Bother," said Pooh, as his 17gb drive slowly reformatted itself
"Bother," said Pooh, as his 28.8k modem connected at 300bps
"Bother," said Pooh, as his 830mb drive slowly reformatted itself.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Aerial fell of the roof
"Bother," said Pooh, as his BBS time limit for the day expired
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Ben-wah balls broke.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Ben-wah balls shattered.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Cellnet came up "NO SERVICE"
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Frenum piercing tore out
"Bother," said Pooh, as his ICQ pager went off, again
"Bother," said Pooh, as his LAN manager went downhill.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his LAN server started to smoke
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Leprosy spread.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Moniter blew up in his face
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Orange Said "NO SERVICE"
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Outlook Express locked up, again
"Bother," said Pooh, as his PIN number failed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Penthouse pages stuck together.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Pirate Sky card wen't down
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Prince Albert piercing ripped out.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his SIN number failed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Seeboard meter ran out during Voyager
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Sinclair C5 came to a standstill on the M3
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Stinger locked onto the 747
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Sysop locked him out of the system.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his TIE fighter smashed into an asteriod.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his U-Boat sank another hospital ship.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his VCR ate a Babylon 5 tape.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his VCR ate his favorite porno tape.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his VCR ate his only Ranma 1/2 tape.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his VISA card was declined
"Bother," said Pooh, as his Viagra prescription ran out
"Bother," said Pooh, as his X-wing exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his YOUNGXXX.GIF files were seized.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his `date' started to deflate
"Bother," said Pooh, as his `living bra' started to suffocate him
"Bother," said Pooh, as his account was deleted by the Sysop.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his airbag popped
"Bother," said Pooh, as his appendix ruptured.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his arse caught fire
"Bother," said Pooh, as his barrel reached the top of the falls
"Bother," said Pooh, as his batteries died just moments before climax.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his blow up love doll exploded
"Bother," said Pooh, as his brain was sucked out.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his bullet missed @LN@'s head
"Bother," said Pooh, as his bullet missed the moderators head.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his bungee cord broke.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his buttocks caught fire.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his cable gun jammed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his cellmate called him "Sweetie"
"Bother," said Pooh, as his chainsaw ran out of gas
"Bother," said Pooh, as his character was replaced by Worf
"Bother," said Pooh, as his colostomy bag exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his combat drone exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his computer crashed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his condom ripped.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his condom snagged on @FN@'s braces
"Bother," said Pooh, as his credstick deleted itself.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his crotch felt like it was on fire.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his dragster exploded in a fireball
"Bother," said Pooh, as his drug dealer got busted
"Bother," said Pooh, as his espresso machine blew up in his face
"Bother," said Pooh, as his fart contained lumps
"Bother," said Pooh, as his finger pricked on the poison needle trap.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his flatulance enlarged the ozone layer hole
"Bother," said Pooh, as his flick knife failed to open
"Bother," said Pooh, as his friends left him alone to die.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his fur got caught in his zipper.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his fur turned gray and he began losing his memory
"Bother," said Pooh, as his golf ball struck Eeyore in the temple.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his hand became snagged in the wringer.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his head exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his head was sewn back on
"Bother," said Pooh, as his head was sewn back on, backwards
"Bother," said Pooh, as his head was sewn back on.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his hemorrhoids flared.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his house went up in flames.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his hunny exploded in the microwave.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his last piece of cereal crawled away.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his latest beta crashed
"Bother," said Pooh, as his light saber went out.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his liver failed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his lock-on indicator failed
"Bother," said Pooh, as his lost control of his bladder
"Bother," said Pooh, as his medicine wore off &the demons returned.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his microwave exploded
"Bother," said Pooh, as his mind ran out of taglines to use.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his monitor blew up in his face.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his monitor exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his monitor flickered and went dark.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his motorcycle left the ground.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his network froze.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his nipple piercing got badly infected
"Bother," said Pooh, as his nipple ring tore out.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his offline mail reader crashed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his oil soaked cover spontaneously combusted.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his parachute failed to open
"Bother," said Pooh, as his parachute roman candled.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his parents turned up at the rave
"Bother," said Pooh, as his penis remained limp.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his penis tore into @N@'s anus.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his phaser overloaded
"Bother," said Pooh, as his phaser overloaded, exploded,& killed him
"Bother," said Pooh, as his phaser overloaded.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his photons missed the Death Star's reactor shaft
"Bother," said Pooh, as his pit crew was eating ice cream.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his plastic love doll exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his plastic love slave sprung a leak
"Bother," said Pooh, as his printer went haywire.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his pubic hairs got caught in the knothole.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his rectum exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his rectum itched infernally.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his regeneration failed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his rubber woman sprung a leak
"Bother," said Pooh, as his runabout entered the Badlands.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his saw ran out of gas.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his scanners detected a Romulan War Bird.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his sextant spun wildly.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his ship encountered another space ship
"Bother," said Pooh, as his ship failed to jump to light speed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his starship disintegrated.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his starship encountered a temporal anomaly.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his stitches started to unravel
"Bother," said Pooh, as his striped necktie woke and strangled him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his tagline manager blew up.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his tape backup was eaten by the drive.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his time ran out & he turned into a puddle.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his time stabilizer malfunctioned.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his toilet backfired while he was sitting on it
"Bother," said Pooh, as his torp.s missed the Death Stars weak spot
"Bother," said Pooh, as his torpedoes missed the Death Star
"Bother," said Pooh, as his truss broke.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his umbrella got caught on the Emergency cord
"Bother," said Pooh, as his warp core breached!
"Bother," said Pooh, as his weapons systems failed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as it was his turn at Russian Roulette
"Bother," said Pooh, as last night's beer came back up.
"Bother," said Pooh, as lightning struck from a clear sky.
"Bother," said Pooh, as millions of voices cried out & went silent.
"Bother," said Pooh, as more hair came out in his brush
"Bother," said Pooh, as not recording 'Eastenders'
"Bother," said Pooh, as nuclear war broke out.
"Bother," said Pooh, as one of the Forsaken appeared in his dreams.
"Bother," said Pooh, as piglet stabbed him through the kidney
"Bother," said Pooh, as pin fell out of the grenade
"Bother," said Pooh, as racked another round into his M-16.
"Bother," said Pooh, as racked up another frag.
"Bother," said Pooh, as ran C3PO through the trash compactor.
"Bother," said Pooh, as reality flickered
"Bother," said Pooh, as realized that Rabbit was indeed Chaotic Evil..
"Bother," said Pooh, as realized that Rabbit was indeed gay.
"Bother," said Pooh, as received his Compuserve bill.
"Bother," said Pooh, as rolled his F-16 into a six-gee turn.
"Bother," said Pooh, as sawdust leaked from his wound
"Bother," said Pooh, as seaQuest DSV sprung a leak.
"Bother," said Pooh, as security closed in.
"Bother," said Pooh, as several Italians pinched his butt
"Bother," said Pooh, as several shotgun pellets lodged in his forehead
"Bother," said Pooh, as small, furry creatures flogged his nipples
"Bother," said Pooh, as smoke poured from his A Drive
"Bother," said Pooh, as smoke started seeping from his A: drive
"Bother," said Pooh, as someone else stole his taglines
"Bother," said Pooh, as someone flamed him for no reason
"Bother," said Pooh, as someone swiped his tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh, as sparklies came up during DS9
"Bother," said Pooh, as the 100 Acre Wood was clearcut
"Bother," said Pooh, as the 4-Iron struck him soundly in head
"Bother," said Pooh, as the @F-Virus scrambled his FAT
"Bother," said Pooh, as the AIDS test came back positive.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the AT's foot crushed Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh, as the AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the AT-AT's foot crushed Tigger
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Alien thingie popped out of his chest
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Aliens landed
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Aliens landed in the Hundred Acre Woods
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Anaconda's coils constricted
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Anal Intruder (TM) slid home
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Anal Intruder's OFF button broke off
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Army surrounded Montreal
"Bother," said Pooh, as the B.A.T.F. destroyed his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the BATF knocked on the door with a tank
"Bother," said Pooh, as the BATF tank ran over his honey pot. *
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Ben Wa balls shattered
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Big Time bus ran him over.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Black Hole sucked him in
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Black Ninja pounced upon him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Borg assimilated @TO@
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Borg assimilated Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Borg attacked his Outpost
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Borg implants went in
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Borg pumped bio-chips into him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the CSA found him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Canucks won the Stanley Cup
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Cardassians ripped off his he
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Cardassians tortured him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Catwoman removed her mask
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Chancellor introduced VAT on honey
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Channel 5 Retuner called during Star Trek
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Child Suppot Agency found him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Chinaman ate his gallbladder and paws
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Christian Brother fondled him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Colonel yelled "Fire!"
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Crisis Hotline hung up on him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Cure spell caused warts
"Bother," said Pooh, as the D.E.A. destroyed Rabbit's garden.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Daleks exterminated him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Death Star exploded around him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Death Star landed in his back
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Death Star shot him down.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Devil crossed Death
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Dirty Pair blew up the forest.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Dohmer team eyed him hungrily
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Doomsday Cult surrounded him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Draghkar tried to slip him the shaft.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Dragon awoke
"Bother," said Pooh, as the E.P.A. closed the honey factory.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Earth wobbled on its axis
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Emperor electrocuted him with energy waves
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Emperor electrocuted him with the Force.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Enterprise exploded
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Enterprise ran out of gas
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Eskimos abandoned him on the ice-floe
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Evangelist pronounced him cured
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Ewoks stole his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the F.B.I. came knocking.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the F.B.I. knocked on his door.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the FBI came knocking
"Bother," said Pooh, as the FBI confiscated his X-rated JPG files
"Bother," said Pooh, as the FBI found $50000 of crack in his wardrobe
"Bother," said Pooh, as the FBI knocked on his door
"Bother," said Pooh, as the FBI traced his phone number
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Face hugger impregnated him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Fedcops took his videotapes and guns
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Final Days commenced
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Four Horsemen approached
"Bother," said Pooh, as the French Nuclear Testing blew his head off.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Grand Dragon lit the fiery cross
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Harley's transmission exploded
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Helm of Chaotic Evil took affect.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Holy Roman Emperor broke wind
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Hundred Acre Woods were annexed by SMURFS.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Hundred-Acre Wood was clearcut
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Hundred-Acre Woods was annexed by SMURFS
"Bother," said Pooh, as the I LOVE YOU virus ate all his MPG files
"Bother," said Pooh, as the I.R.S. seized his ass...ets.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the I.R.S. started his audit.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the INS demanded his Green Card
"Bother," said Pooh, as the IRS seized his ass...ets
"Bother," said Pooh, as the IRS started his audit
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Inquisition broke down the door
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Israeli soldiers strafed his hiding spot
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Izzes dragged him under.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Judge turned another free man.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the KKK rode through the 100 Acre Wood
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Kazons discovered hair mousse.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Klingons decloaked.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Klingons opened fire.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the L.A.P.D. beat him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the LA cops mistook him for Rodney King
"Bother," said Pooh, as the LAPD beat him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the LAPD beat him senseless
"Bother," said Pooh, as the LAPD beat him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Law of Nature caught up to him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Lemming dragged him off a cliff.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Leprosy spread
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Messerschmidt strafed him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Millenium Falcon blasted his Star Destroyer.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Millenium Falcon blasted his house.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Millennium Falcon blasted his Star Destroyer
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Monitor blew up in his face.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Mormons knocked on his door at 7 am
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Na'ka'leen feeder consumed him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Nazis tattooed a number on his wrist
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Ninja sprang from behind the bush
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Palestinians hurled rocks at him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Panther Moderns attacked him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Patriot missile targeted him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Police breathalised him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Police followed him back to the Hostel
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Police pulled him over for speeding
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Police steamed in with a warrant
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Police surrounded his home
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Preparation-H failed
"Bother," said Pooh, as the RCMP seized his porn videos
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Rangers won the Stanley Cup.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast are him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall ate Owl.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Red Ajah captured him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Redhead refused to whip him again!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Romulan warbird uncloaked.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the SST Concorde nosedived towards the ground
"Bother," said Pooh, as the STD results came through
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Satanic Bible burst into flames
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Scoutmaster bent him over
"Bother," said Pooh, as the SeaQuest DSV sprung a leak
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Search & Rescue chopper passed overhead
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Shadow ships appeared out of nowhere.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Shadows attacked the Hundred Acre Wood
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Shadows decimated his homework
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Sharom exploded into black fire.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Skin Heads shaved his head.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Sniper took him out
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Space-Time Continuum fractured
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Storm troopers caught him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Suicide Hotline put him on hold
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Swat Team closed in.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the SysOp locked him out"
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Sysop locked him out of the system.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the TV detector van pulled up outside
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Tampax inexplicably exploded
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Texan flushed the toilet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Titanic started to list
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Torquamande burned him at the stake
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Tribbles made him *itch* like ants
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Tribbles rained down on him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the VCR ate his favorite porno tape.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Vampire drained him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Velociraptor shook him by the throat
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Vogon began to read.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Vogons destroyed Earth.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Wicked Witch landed
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Y2K bug bit him on the bum
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Yakuza placed a contract on his life.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Yakuza pounced upon him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the aardvark's breath knocked him out cold
"Bother," said Pooh, as the aardvarks trampled him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the airbag smothered him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the airbag snapped his head back
"Bother," said Pooh, as the alien burst from his chest.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the ants devoured him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the artist licked his pencil
"Bother," said Pooh, as the atomic blast consumed him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the avalanche buried him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the axe missed the log and sank in2 his foot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bad XTC took hold
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bad acid burned out his synapses
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bank machine ate his card
"Bother," said Pooh, as the batteries died in his blaster.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the batteries died in the vibrator
"Bother," said Pooh, as the batteries died just moments before climax
"Bother," said Pooh, as the batteries died just seconds before ecstasy
"Bother," said Pooh, as the batteries in his blaster died.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the beggars surrounded him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bombs started falling
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bouncer threw him through the door
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bra now fitted
"Bother," said Pooh, as the brake cables snapped on the Alaska highway
"Bother," said Pooh, as the brakes unexpectedly failed
"Bother," said Pooh, as the brakes went out!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bridge washed away leaving his twig behind
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bull impaled him on his horns.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bull noticed his red T-shirt.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bullet hit the bone
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bully kicked sand in his face
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bungee cord broke.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the cable system messed w/his television.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the cable system messed with his channels.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the cancer spread
"Bother," said Pooh, as the cannibals started the fire
"Bother," said Pooh, as the car-alarm went off
"Bother," said Pooh, as the cashpoint kept his card
"Bother," said Pooh, as the cat came back
"Bother," said Pooh, as the chasm opened
"Bother," said Pooh, as the chemotherapy failed
"Bother," said Pooh, as the circumcisionist said "Ooops"
"Bother," said Pooh, as the coffin creaked open
"Bother," said Pooh, as the concentrated HCl hit the bleach solution.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the condom broke
"Bother," said Pooh, as the condom came away in his hand.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the condom disintegrated
"Bother," said Pooh, as the crabs crawled up his anus
"Bother," said Pooh, as the crabs infested his pubes
"Bother," said Pooh, as the crabs spread to his eyebrows
"Bother," said Pooh, as the crazed dentist started the drill.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the crazed mob burned another book
"Bother," said Pooh, as the crocodile grabbed his leg
"Bother," said Pooh, as the cruel Mistress yanked his chain
"Bother," said Pooh, as the dirigible popped.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the dirigible struck the mast and exploded
"Bother," said Pooh, as the doctor amputated the wrong leg.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the doctor diagnosed Syphillis
"Bother," said Pooh, as the doctor said "Turn Your Head and Cough"
"Bother," said Pooh, as the dog ripped him apart
"Bother," said Pooh, as the dominant Top forced him to his knees
"Bother," said Pooh, as the door appeared to be locked
"Bother," said Pooh, as the dragon ducked his thrown dagger.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the elastic in his trousers gave way.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the elephant stepped on his toe
"Bother," said Pooh, as the executioner pulled the lever
"Bother," said Pooh, as the fan reversed direction & sucked him in.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the fat, ugly woman winked at him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the feds took his videotapes and GIF's
"Bother," said Pooh, as the fire fed on his arm.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the firebomb landed in his lap
"Bother," said Pooh, as the firing squad took aim.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the flames swallowed his card collection.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the gangbangers opened fire
"Bother," said Pooh, as the gas-tank exploded
"Bother," said Pooh, as the grenade's pin fell out.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the guards dragged him off
"Bother," said Pooh, as the guillotine blade fell.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the gun misfired and blew off his paw
"Bother," said Pooh, as the handlebars came off the Harley
"Bother," said Pooh, as the head-hunters surrounded him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the heat-seeking missile homed in
"Bother," said Pooh, as the helicopter's rotor spun off
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hippo's breath knocked him senseless
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hippopotamus' breath knocked him out cold.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hitch-hiker pulled out a gun
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hitch-hiker put his hand on his knee
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hitch-hiker rubbed his crotch
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hooker asked for more money
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hooker died under him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hooker quit in mid-stroke
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hooks sank into his flesh
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hot pincers touched his genitals
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hunter drew a bead on him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hyenas' breath knocked him out cold
"Bother," said Pooh, as the indictments were handed down.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the internet crashed, again
"Bother," said Pooh, as the jumja stick stuck to his hand.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the jury found him GUILTY
"Bother," said Pooh, as the jury found him GUILTY as charged
"Bother," said Pooh, as the jury found him GUILTY.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the last round was loaded
"Bother," said Pooh, as the leather strap hit him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the leeches sucked him dry.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the left wing snapped off"
"Bother," said Pooh, as the leghold trap snapped shut on his ankle.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the lethal injection slid home
"Bother," said Pooh, as the lights went out, globally
"Bother," said Pooh, as the likle bunie-wunies and fweinds sought
"Bother," said Pooh, as the lion pounced
"Bother," said Pooh, as the lumberjack chopped down his hunny tree.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the lump was diagnosed malignant
"Bother," said Pooh, as the maddened hippo charged
"Bother," said Pooh, as the meteor struck the Hundred Acre Woods
"Bother," said Pooh, as the mob burned another book.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the mob lit torches and set out for the castle
"Bother," said Pooh, as the moderator Orbed him for being bad.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the moderator locked him out of the echo.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the moderator sent him NetMail.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the moderator sent him a PVT note.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the moderator swung his club.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the moderator unlinked him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the molotov cocktail landed at his feet
"Bother," said Pooh, as the monitor blew up in his face
"Bother," said Pooh, as the mosquitoes carried him away
"Bother," said Pooh, as the motorcycle's rear wheel came off
"Bother," said Pooh, as the motorist stuck two fingers up
"Bother," said Pooh, as the mountain he was climbing suddenly erupted.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the mountain man mounted him from behind
"Bother," said Pooh, as the mushroom cloud lit up the horizon
"Bother," said Pooh, as the needle broke off in his arm
"Bother," said Pooh, as the notices poured in
"Bother," said Pooh, as the nuclear waste mutated his teeth into fangs
"Bother," said Pooh, as the oncoming trucker had an epileptic fit
"Bother," said Pooh, as the other altarboys held him down
"Bother," said Pooh, as the others burned him at the stake.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the pack of jackals closed in
"Bother," said Pooh, as the parasite ate it's way into his brain.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the pentecostal healer grew him a third arm.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the piercing needle slid in
"Bother," said Pooh, as the pin fell out of the grenade.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the pipe bomb went off in his hand
"Bother," said Pooh, as the piranhas nibbled his eyes out.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the plane jettisoned both wings.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the plane jettisoned third class.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the plane lost both wings
"Bother," said Pooh, as the plot device was re-used again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the police car ran over Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh, as the police closed in.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the police enquired about the phonebox ad
"Bother," said Pooh, as the police found the car's secret compartment
"Bother," said Pooh, as the police kicked in his door
"Bother," said Pooh, as the police seized his kiddieporn files
"Bother," said Pooh, as the police tailed his white Ford Bronco.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the price of gas rose to $5 a gallon
"Bother," said Pooh, as the priest fondled him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the priest pulled down his pants
"Bother," said Pooh, as the prunes began their work.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the pus dribbled out his nose.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the race leader lapped him, again!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the rampaging rhino charged
"Bother," said Pooh, as the raptor shook him by the throat.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the rats feasted on his entrails
"Bother," said Pooh, as the rave was raided
"Bother," said Pooh, as the rebels opened fire
"Bother," said Pooh, as the red dot appeared on his chest
"Bother," said Pooh, as the redhead pointed to the fine print.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the redhead yanked his chain.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the replicator failed to give him honey.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the rhino charged
"Bother," said Pooh, as the rip cord came away in his hand.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the river carried him away
"Bother," said Pooh, as the river carried him away and the rocks tore him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the road ended abruptly at a cliff.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the samurai screamed and charged
"Bother," said Pooh, as the secret door opened on to a pit trap
"Bother," said Pooh, as the shark bit off both of his legs.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the shell casing bounced up his nose
"Bother," said Pooh, as the shuttle bay decompressed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the soundcard failed to recognise Doom again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the spaceships landed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the spell caused Rabbit to grow tentacles
"Bother," said Pooh, as the steel trap closed on his leg.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the steering wheel came off in his hand
"Bother," said Pooh, as the stockmarket crashed
"Bother," said Pooh, as the strange man put his hand on his knee
"Bother," said Pooh, as the street-gang cornered him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the sun caught him away from his coffin
"Bother," said Pooh, as the sun's ultraviolet light burned off his fur
"Bother," said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the tapeworm stirred in his guts
"Bother," said Pooh, as the tattoo artist said "Whoooooopsie!"
"Bother," said Pooh, as the tattoo mneedle hit his skin
"Bother," said Pooh, as the taxi-driver couldn't speak English
"Bother," said Pooh, as the taxi-driver pulled out a gun
"Bother," said Pooh, as the temple collapsed
"Bother," said Pooh, as the thin ice broke
"Bother," said Pooh, as the thin ice broke beneath him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the thin ice broke.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the ticket inspector challanged him
"Bother," said Pooh, as the tires crushed his lungs and creased his fur
"Bother," said Pooh, as the toilet backed up
"Bother," said Pooh, as the toilet overflowed
"Bother," said Pooh, as the tornado redistributed his internal organs.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the tornado slammed Toto into his forehead
"Bother," said Pooh, as the tornado sucked him up
"Bother," said Pooh, as the train approached and the ropes wouldn't break
"Bother," said Pooh, as the trap door opened
"Bother," said Pooh, as the trip wire clicked.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the tsetse fly bit him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the tsunami hit.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the universe blinked and went out
"Bother," said Pooh, as the urine hit his face
"Bother," said Pooh, as the vet diagnosed mange
"Bother," said Pooh, as the vice squad confiscated his .GIF files.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the vice squad seized his GIFS.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the vice squad took all his .GIF files
"Bother," said Pooh, as the vino grabbed his leg
"Bother," said Pooh, as the virus ate his hard disk
"Bother," said Pooh, as the voices in his head urged him on
"Bother," said Pooh, as the vultures circled above
"Bother," said Pooh, as the vultures gathered overhead
"Bother," said Pooh, as the war bird decloaked.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the warden threw the switch
"Bother," said Pooh, as the warp core breached.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the whole of creation disintegrated.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the wind blew the smoke from his gun barrel.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the wino grabbed his leg
"Bother," said Pooh, as the witch hunters tied him to the stake
"Bother," said Pooh, as the woodpecker approached his hot-air balloon.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the writers killed off his character.
"Bother," said Pooh, as they all gathered for an orgy.
"Bother," said Pooh, as they all stripped for the orgy
"Bother," said Pooh, as they buried him face-up.
"Bother," said Pooh, as they clear cut the Hundred Acre Wood.
"Bother," said Pooh, as they closed the casket on him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as they lit the pyre.
"Bother," said Pooh, as they loaded him into the sub's torpedo tube.
"Bother," said Pooh, as they nailed him to a tree.
"Bother," said Pooh, as they plowed him under.
"Bother," said Pooh, as they poured salt on his open wounds.
"Bother," said Pooh, as they pre-empted the season premiere.
"Bother," said Pooh, as they stopped showing Sailor Moon
"Bother," said Pooh, as they stuffed and mounted him on the wall.
"Bother," said Pooh, as time unravelled around him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as time went out of kilter
"Bother," said Pooh, as toothed mountain man mounted him from behind.
"Bother," said Pooh, as typing a CanonicalList in alt.tasteless.jokes
"Bother," said Pooh, as weasels tore his flesh
"Bother," said Pooh, as wolf pack caught his scent.
"Bother," said Pooh, as yet another condom ruptured.
"Bother," said Pooh, as, as, as, oh damn, the amnesia's back!
"Bother," said Pooh, as, despite the X-ray, he lit another smoke.
"Bother," said Pooh, as.. as.. as oh damn, the amnesia's back!
"Bother," said Pooh, asTheEnterprise blew up 4 18th time this season
"Bother," said Pooh, at the 25th AOL disk he got. "Th1S 1sNT KeWL!"
"Bother," said Pooh, at the 5,000 pieces of spam in his Inbox
"Bother," said Pooh, at the first sting of the whip
"Bother," said Pooh, backing into Barney.
"Bother," said Pooh, backing into Barney... and liking it
"Bother," said Pooh, bayonetting the frightened, sobbing civilian
"Bother," said Pooh, behind @N@'s back
"Bother," said Pooh, blowing up the liquor store.
"Bother," said Pooh, but in Japanese so no one would understand him
"Bother," said Pooh, caught in the bathroom with Playboy magazines
"Bother," said Pooh, caught in the leg-hold trap
"Bother," said Pooh, celebrating solstice with candles.
"Bother," said Pooh, clubbing the baby seal again and again
"Bother," said Pooh, coming all over Rabbit's face
"Bother," said Pooh, contemplating his navel.
"Bother," said Pooh, deleting his .QWK packet.
"Bother," said Pooh, deleting his Blue Wave packet.
"Bother," said Pooh, deleting his QWK packet.
"Bother," said Pooh, deleting his message base.
"Bother," said Pooh, digging into a nice Pate d'Owl
"Bother," said Pooh, discovering Head&Shoulder didn't do Legs&Torsos
"Bother," said Pooh, discovering Piglet was a Founder.
"Bother," said Pooh, discovering he was anatomically incorrect.
"Bother," said Pooh, discovering that Piglet was a Founder
"Bother," said Pooh, discovering that pubic waxing really, REALLY hurt!
"Bother," said Pooh, dodging bullets
"Bother," said Pooh, downing his twelfth Guinness.
"Bother," said Pooh, dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax.
"Bother," said Pooh, driven to trying to assassinate Brittney Spears
"Bother," said Pooh, dropping a rock in his crack-pipe
"Bother," said Pooh, entranced by the ((((HYPNOTIC))))((((TAGLINE))))
"Bother," said Pooh, experimenting with homosexuality in earnest.
"Bother," said Pooh, facing the firing squad
"Bother," said Pooh, failing to achieve an erection yet again
"Bother," said Pooh, fantasizing about group sex with the Spice Girls
"Bother," said Pooh, finding a rat's tail in his KFC Dinner for 2
"Bother," said Pooh, finding a used condom in his Big Mac
"Bother," said Pooh, finding that Barbie wasn't anatomically correct
"Bother," said Pooh, finding that Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll.
"Bother," said Pooh, for no apparent reason.
"Bother," said Pooh, for no reason whatsoever
"Bother," said Pooh, from his fighter, lost deep in hyper space.
"Bother," said Pooh, gazing at the X-Ray
"Bother," said Pooh, getting his head stuck on a stick of jumja.
"Bother," said Pooh, going down on Owl
"Bother," said Pooh, gunning the truck towards the Marine barracks
"Bother," said Pooh, hawking 'Saturday Night Specials' in the alley.
"Bother," said Pooh, he sodomized Glenda the Good Witch
"Bother," said Pooh, heading for the showers in Auschwitz
"Bother," said Pooh, helplessly
"Bother," said Pooh, helplessly as he watched his netmail crash, Again
"Bother," said Pooh, helplessly as the last PROZAC fell in the toilet.
"Bother," said Pooh, helplessly.
"Bother," said Pooh, hiding Piglet's corpse.
"Bother," said Pooh, hot and bothered
"Bother," said Pooh, ignoring the white flag, ordering "Open Fire!"
"Bother," said Pooh, in Chinese Sign Language.
"Bother," said Pooh, in an attempt to compose a scintillating tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh, in an attempt to seduce a scintillating redhead.
"Bother," said Pooh, inserting the suppository.
"Bother," said Pooh, it's your husband and he has a gun.
"Bother," said Pooh, joining @FN@ in Tag-X Pro Bete Testing
"Bother," said Pooh, joining @N@ in making excuses.
"Bother," said Pooh, joining AOLers 1'M NOW TYP1NG KEWL
"Bother," said Pooh, joining AOLers. "1'M NOW TYP1NG KEWL STUFF//!!!"
"Bother," said Pooh, joining Rick Burwell in Tag-X Pro Beta Testing
"Bother," said Pooh, joining Rick Godbee in making excuses.
"Bother," said Pooh, joining the AOLers. 1M NOW TYP1NG KEWEL STUFF:)
"Bother," said Pooh, just for the hell of it
"Bother," said Pooh, just to annoy @N@
"Bother," said Pooh, licking the jam form between Piglet's toes
"Bother," said Pooh, lobbing a fragmentation grenade into the nursery
"Bother," said Pooh, locking his photon torpedoes on the USS Heffalump.
"Bother," said Pooh, locking his photon torpedoes on the target.
"Bother," said Pooh, locking his photon torpedos on the USS Heffalump.
"Bother," said Pooh, looking at a basement full of self-published books.
"Bother," said Pooh, looking at his latest CompuServe bill.
"Bother," said Pooh, looking into the laser beam
"Bother," said Pooh, lying, "Yes, I'll respect you in the morning."
"Bother," said Pooh, marching in the Gay Pride parade
"Bother," said Pooh, more from force of habit than anything else.
"Bother," said Pooh, munching on a pork chop in the synagogue
"Bother," said Pooh, nailing Eeyore's tail onto Owl's feathered fanny.
"Bother," said Pooh, noticing he had no reflection in the mirror
"Bother," said Pooh, noticing he'd deleted his source code.
"Bother," said Pooh, noticing the hooker's scabs
"Bother," said Pooh, noticing the hooker's weeping sores
"Bother," said Pooh, of Borg as he assimiliated Tigger
"Bother," said Pooh, of Borg, Hunny is irrelevant, prepare to be
"Bother," said Pooh, offering @FN@ $5 for the soiled panties
"Bother," said Pooh, offering candy to the young girl
"Bother," said Pooh, offering the Mormon a glass of wine and a smoke
"Bother," said Pooh, offering the young girls candy
"Bother," said Pooh, often.
"Bother," said Pooh, on his deathbed.
"Bother," said Pooh, one last time, as the Earth fell into the sun.
"Bother," said Pooh, partying with the Canadian Airborne Regiment
"Bother," said Pooh, passing out with his head in the toilet bowl
"Bother," said Pooh, paying extra for "Teddy Style"
"Bother," said Pooh, peeing in the public swimming pool
"Bother," said Pooh, peering through the girl's locker room peephole
"Bother," said Pooh, pouring Zyklon-B into the ventilation system.
"Bother," said Pooh, pouring ipecac into the relief food supplies.
"Bother," said Pooh, preparing Christopher Robin for human sacrifice.
"Bother," said Pooh, pricking his finger on the poison needle trap
"Bother," said Pooh, promising @FN@ a rose garden
"Bother," said Pooh, proudly; "I *AM* Canadian!"
"Bother," said Pooh, prying the cat off his face.
"Bother," said Pooh, pulling a tribble from his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh, pulling the dart out of his left eye
"Bother," said Pooh, pulling the tribble from his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh, punching holes in another shipment of condoms.
"Bother," said Pooh, putting Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink.
"Bother," said Pooh, puzzled by @FN@'s crotchless panties
"Bother," said Pooh, reaching around Owl's waist to adjust his condom.
"Bother," said Pooh, reaching around Owl's waist to adjust the belt.
"Bother," said Pooh, reaching for the Thesaurus.
"Bother," said Pooh, realising Darth Vader wasn't his father after all
"Bother," said Pooh, realising he wasn't in the next Seaquest series.
"Bother," said Pooh, realizing Bill & Melinda are the Gates of Hell
"Bother," said Pooh, realizing Suave Shampoo was giving him frizzies
"Bother," said Pooh, realizing he was drawn w/o genitalia.
"Bother," said Pooh, realizing he was too drunk to remember last night
"Bother," said Pooh, realizing he was, after all, not a real person
"Bother," said Pooh, realizing he wasn't in the next Seaquest series
"Bother," said Pooh, realizing that he couldn't make the tagline fi
"Bother," said Pooh, realizing the game required Windows 95+
"Bother," said Pooh, realizing the game required an SVGA monitor.
"Bother," said Pooh, rebooting again.
"Bother," said Pooh, recommending Boris Yeltsin for the Nobel Prize
"Bother," said Pooh, refilling the syringe.
"Bother," said Pooh, refusing Porpoise`n'Tuna in a styrofoam box
"Bother," said Pooh, releasing the hounds.
"Bother," said Pooh, reloading.
"Bother," said Pooh, remembering when sex was dirty and air was clean
"Bother," said Pooh, removing Vader's helmet from Tigger
"Bother," said Pooh, removing Vader's helmet from...CR
"Bother," said Pooh, removing Vader's helmet from...Christopher Robin.
"Bother," said Pooh, removing Vader's helmet from...Tigger.
"Bother," said Pooh, removing the tribble from his honey pot!
"Bother," said Pooh, restocking on the Date Rape Drug
"Bother," said Pooh, reviewing a 42 character init string.
"Bother," said Pooh, roasting another Spotted Owl
"Bother," said Pooh, running from @FN@'s advances
"Bother," said Pooh, running in terror from @FN@
"Bother," said Pooh, running over the dog
"Bother," said Pooh, seeing Kanga in the Playboy centerfold
"Bother," said Pooh, seeing Ms. Bobbit drive up.
"Bother," said Pooh, seeing that Animaniacs was cancelled.
"Bother," said Pooh, seeing the `60 Minutes' news crew
"Bother," said Pooh, sending in a team from the S.A.S.
"Bother," said Pooh, slapping his neighbor silly.
"Bother," said Pooh, smuggling marijuana across the US-Canada border
"Bother," said Pooh, sneaking another intern to President Clinton
"Bother," said Pooh, sniffing @FN@'s panties
"Bother," said Pooh, snorting another line
"Bother," said Pooh, spotting the blood in his stool sample
"Bother," said Pooh, spraying graffiti on Trudeau's tomb
"Bother," said Pooh, staring at the spreading infection
"Bother," said Pooh, staring for hours at Rabbit's CD-ROM GIF library.
"Bother," said Pooh, stuffing @F's useless corpse into a dustbin
"Bother," said Pooh, stuffing Piglet's carcass with Stove-Top
"Bother," said Pooh, stuffing Piglet's corpse.
"Bother," said Pooh, stuffing Piglet's lifeless corpse in the hopper.
"Bother," said Pooh, stuffing Piglet's lifeless corpse into a dustbin.
"Bother," said Pooh, sucking on @FN@'s left nipple
"Bother," said Pooh, swallowing another Viagara tablet
"Bother," said Pooh, sweating over a hot computer.
"Bother," said Pooh, sweating over a hot redhead!!
"Bother," said Pooh, taking the last hit from @F's dope
"Bother," said Pooh, taking the last hit from his grass.
"Bother," said Pooh, telling the girl his wife didn't understand him.
"Bother," said Pooh, telling the judge he was an endangered species.
"Bother," said Pooh, the AOL software has marginal utilitization.
"Bother," said Pooh, the AOL software has marginal utility &lt;@#$% !!&gt;
"Bother," said Pooh, the atheist as the world ended.
"Bother," said Pooh, then he pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier
"Bother," said Pooh, then he pulled his 9mm and wasted the bellboy.
"Bother," said Pooh, these people are evil.
"Bother," said Pooh, this Martini was stirred, not shaken.
"Bother," said Pooh, this tagline is revolting.
"Bother," said Pooh, tossing his empty Guinness bottle into a dustbin.
"Bother," said Pooh, tossing his empty Guinness bottle into the trash
"Bother," said Pooh, trying necrohomosexuality in dead earnest.
"Bother," said Pooh, trying on @FN@'s panties
"Bother," said Pooh, trying to cross the Generation Gap
"Bother," said Pooh, trying to figure out how Odo forms a commbadge.
"Bother," said Pooh, trying to peek down @FN@'s blouse
"Bother," said Pooh, trying to peer up @FN@'s skirt
"Bother," said Pooh, trying to raise a vein.
"Bother," said Pooh, trying to think of another word for `synonym'
"Bother," said Pooh, turning off his computer.
"Bother," said Pooh, turning off his computer. All the SMUT's on CABLE TV!
"Bother," said Pooh, tying to install WIN98 on a 386
"Bother," said Pooh, unable to escape the Ooh! BBS meet
"Bother," said Pooh, unable to find any skins
"Bother," said Pooh, unexpectedly breaking wind
"Bother," said Pooh, upset at being reincarnated as bellybutton lint
"Bother," said Pooh, urinating on Princess Di's grave
"Bother," said Pooh, using half the roll of toilet paper
"Bother," said Pooh, vomiting up the gagh.
"Bother," said Pooh, walking into the wall again.
"Bother," said Pooh, watching Hitler invade Fidonet
"Bother," said Pooh, watching Teletubbies, "they ARE gay!"
"Bother," said Pooh, watching his email box fill with flames.
"Bother," said Pooh, watching the bubbles rise in the bath-tub
"Bother," said Pooh, waxing poetic.
"Bother," said Pooh, we're here to  pump you up!
"Bother," said Pooh, we're here to &lt;clap&gt; pump you up!
"Bother," said Pooh, when @F slipped him the tongue
"Bother," said Pooh, when @F takes the last hit from his grass
"Bother," said Pooh, when @F's microwave exploded
"Bother," said Pooh, when @N threw yet another interception
"Bother," said Pooh, when @N's microwave exploded
"Bother," said Pooh, when @N@ takes the last hit from his grass.
"Bother," said Pooh, when @N@'s microwave exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh, when @TOFIRST@ takes the last hit from his grass
"Bother," said Pooh, when Alice explained she'd kept the dress
"Bother," said Pooh, when Christopher "showed him his"
"Bother," said Pooh, when Christopher Robin came in his mouth.
"Bother," said Pooh, when Christopher Robin refused to swallow.
"Bother," said Pooh, when Drew Bledsoe threw yet another interception.
"Bother," said Pooh, when Howard Stern wasn't governor.
"Bother," said Pooh, when Madonna slipped him the tongue.
"Bother," said Pooh, when Mulder said he didn't have an X-file on him
"Bother," said Pooh, when Piglet slipped him the tongue
"Bother," said Pooh, when Telecom found his Blue Box
"Bother," said Pooh, when Tigger came "out of the closet".
"Bother," said Pooh, when Tigger dropped the joint into the Honey jar.
"Bother," said Pooh, when Yoda told him of another Pooh
"Bother," said Pooh, when he couldn't locate his tagline files
"Bother," said Pooh, when he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he deleted his message base.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he discovered he was Valen
"Bother," said Pooh, when he discovered weavils in the coffee jar
"Bother," said Pooh, when he forgot to video Babylon 5
"Bother," said Pooh, when he found Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he found he had no reflection in the mirror
"Bother," said Pooh, when he found out Kanga was in the KKK
"Bother," said Pooh, when he found out his symbiont didn't like hunny
"Bother," said Pooh, when he found out his taglines sucked.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he found that Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he found that the tagline would not fi
"Bother," said Pooh, when he found the batteries were flat
"Bother," said Pooh, when he found the shop only had decaf left
"Bother," said Pooh, when he had fallen and couldn't get up.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he looked up his name in the dictionary
"Bother," said Pooh, when he mixed up the Ben-Gay and the K-Y Jelly.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he mixed up the Ben-Gay and the toothpaste.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he noticed @N's Band-Aid
"Bother," said Pooh, when he only got two numbers right.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he ran out of taglines
"Bother," said Pooh, when he read his AIDS test results
"Bother," said Pooh, when he realised he'd missed the r out of brother
"Bother," said Pooh, when he realized he didn't really have a stomach.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he realized he wasn't wearing any pants.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he realized that Pascal was crap
"Bother," said Pooh, when he realized that he wasn't wearing any pants
"Bother," said Pooh, when he saw @N awaken from a mortal wound
"Bother," said Pooh, when he saw another Pooh tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he saw the patriots severed head emblem.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he saw the tagline would not fi
"Bother," said Pooh, when he shot a preemie.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he spied Eeyore's 12" stick!
"Bother," said Pooh, when his BBS time limit for the day expired.
"Bother," said Pooh, when his aide shot him in the back
"Bother," said Pooh, when his bollocks came off in his hand
"Bother," said Pooh, when his dealer got busted
"Bother," said Pooh, when his encounter suit fell apart
"Bother," said Pooh, when his microwave exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh, when his parents confiscated the modem
"Bother," said Pooh, when refused porpoise `n tuna in a styrofoam box.
"Bother," said Pooh, when the ATF confiscated his X - rated GIF files
"Bother," said Pooh, when the Alien thingie popped out of his chest.
"Bother," said Pooh, when the BATF knocked on the door with a tank.
"Bother," said Pooh, when the FBI confiscated his X-rated GIF files
"Bother," said Pooh, when the bombs started falling
"Bother," said Pooh, when the government took away his scanner.
"Bother," said Pooh, when the needle missed the vein
"Bother," said Pooh, when the red dot appeared on his chest.
"Bother," said Pooh, when the tattoo artist said "oooops...""
"Bother," said Pooh, while piloting Ron Brown's plane
"Bother," said Pooh, while watching the J - E - T - S ! lose on TV.
"Bother," said Pooh, who then deleted his message base.
"Bother," said Pooh, wiping the cum off his chin
"Bother," said Pooh, wishing he could remember last night
"Bother," said Pooh, wishing he had a nose like a Bajoran.
"Bother," said Pooh, with a grin, as he tied up his favorite redhead!!
"Bother," said Pooh, with a sexy grin, as he tied up his favorite blond
"Bother," said Pooh, writing his Last Will and Testament
"Bother," said Pooh,"Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!"
"Bother," said Pooh,"Cover me in Hunny and throw me2the lesbians!"
"Bother," said Pooh,"I don't take a poo, and I don't give a poo..."
"Bother," said Pooh,"I need a sauce for piglet."
"Bother," said Pooh,"I only wanted to *stun* Tigger."
"Bother," said Pooh,"Im so hungry I could eat a bear...no,wait..."
"Bother," said Pooh,"It's your husband and he has a gun."
"Bother," said Pooh,"Its true, what they say about Catholic girls!"
"Bother," said Pooh,"Life ain't easy when you're short and sleazy."
"Bother," said Pooh,"Lock phasers on that heffalump!"
"Bother," said Pooh,"No wonder they call Sloe Gin `Panty Remover!'"
"Bother," said Pooh,"Nuke 'em from orbit.It's the only way 2B sure."
"Bother," said Pooh,"The Rolling Stones?60yo men in Spandex?"
"Bother," said Pooh,"This Martini was stirred, not shaken."
"Bother," said Pooh,"We'd better nuke 'em from orbit"
"Bother," said Pooh,"_I'm_ Brian of Nazareth!"
"Bother," said Pooh,"am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer?"
"Bother," said Pooh,"cursive writing doesn't mean what I thought..."
"Bother," said Pooh,"now that I've told you I'll have to kill you."
"Bother," said Pooh,"these people are evil."
"Bother," said Pooh,& deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1;Installed WINDOWS 95
"Bother," said Pooh,& loaded up Rise of the Triad"
"Bother," said Pooh,& poured Zyklon-B into the ventilation system
"Bother," said Pooh,& poured carcinogens into the city water supply
"Bother," said Pooh,& prepared Christopher Robin 4 human sacrifice
"Bother," said Pooh,& punched holes in another shipment of condoms
"Bother," said Pooh,& then he pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier
"Bother," said Pooh,&carved @TOFIRST@'s name in the black candle
"Bother," said Pooh,&then he pulled his .45 and shot the intruder
"Bother," said Pooh,after getting the 25th AOL disk,TH1S 1SN'T KWL!
"Bother," said Pooh,again,as he was sodomized by Barney&enjoyed it
"Bother," said Pooh,and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95!
"Bother," said Pooh,and then he pulled his .45 and shot the intruder.
"Bother," said Pooh,as the vice squad confiscated his .GIF files.
"Bother," said Pooh,discovering Head&Shoulder didn't do Legs&Torsos
"Bother," said Pooh,discovering that pubic waxing really,REALLY hurt!
"Bother," said Pooh,fantasizing about group sex with the Spice Girls
"Bother," said Pooh,hawking 'Saturday Night Specials' in the alley.
"Bother," said Pooh,helplessly as he watched his netmail crash, Again
"Bother," said Pooh,helplessly as the last PROZAC fell in the toilet.
"Bother," said Pooh,in an attempt to compose a scintillating tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh,in an attempt to seduce a scintillating redhead.
"Bother," said Pooh,joining AOLers."1'M NOW TYP1NG KEWL STUFF//!!!"
"Bother," said Pooh,joining the AOLers. 1M NOW TYP1NG KEWEL STUFF:)
"Bother," said Pooh,lobbing a fragmentation grenade into the nursery
"Bother," said Pooh,locking his photon torpedoes on the USS Heffalump
"Bother," said Pooh,looking at basement full of self-published books
"Bother," said Pooh,nailing Eeyore's tail onto Owl's feathered fanny.
"Bother," said Pooh,on not being chosen to go with the landing party
"Bother," said Pooh,one last time, as the Earth fell into the void.
"Bother," said Pooh,preparing Christopher Robin for human sacrifice.
"Bother," said Pooh,putting Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink.
"Bother," said Pooh,reaching around Owl's waist to adjust his condom.
"Bother," said Pooh,reaching around Owl's waist to adjust the belt.
"Bother," said Pooh,realising he didn't know how to swear in Klingon
"Bother," said Pooh,realising he was owned by the Tyrell Corporation
"Bother," said Pooh,realising he wasn't in the next Seaquest series.
"Bother," said Pooh,realising his date was one of the Duras sisters
"Bother," said Pooh,realising the similarities of Kimba & The Lion King
"Bother," said Pooh,realizing he was 2 drunk to remember last night
"Bother," said Pooh,remembering when sex was dirty and air was clean
"Bother," said Pooh,removing Vader's helmet from...Christopher Robin.
"Bother," said Pooh,smuggling marijuana across the US-Canada border
"Bother," said Pooh,staring 4 hours at Rabbit's CD-ROM GIF library
"Bother," said Pooh,stuffing @TOFIRST@'s useless corpse in2 a dustbin
"Bother," said Pooh,stuffing Piglet's lifeless corpse in the hopper.
"Bother," said Pooh,stuffing Piglet's lifeless corpse into a dustbin.
"Bother," said Pooh,telling the girl his wife didn't understand him.
"Bother," said Pooh,telling the judge he was an endangered species.
"Bother," said Pooh,the AOL software has marginal utility &lt;@#$% !!&gt;
"Bother," said Pooh,then he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder.
"Bother," said Pooh,tossing his empty Guinness bottle into a dust bin
"Bother," said Pooh,tossing his empty Guinness bottle into the trash
"Bother," said Pooh,trying to figure out how Odo forms a commbadge.
"Bother," said Pooh,turning off his PC-All the SMUTs on CABLE TV!
"Bother," said Pooh,upset at being reincarnated as bellybutton lint
"Bother," said Pooh,w/a sexy grin,as he tied up his favorite blond
"Bother," said Pooh,with a grin, as he tied up his favorite redhead!!
"Bother," said Pooh-card, as all his fur fell
"Bother," said Pooh-card, as all his fur fell out1 There's always one in every crowd
"Bother," said Pooh-card, as all his fur fell out"Bother!  I didn't think you had the lobes!" -- Quark
"Bother," said Pooh-card, as all his fur fell out.
"Bother," said Pooh-el-Sadim, as he lobbed another rock at the Jews
"Bother," said Pooh.  "I remember when O.J. was a fruit juice!"
"Bother," said Pooh.  "I'll wear the pants in this family."
"Bother," said Pooh.  "It's your husband and he has a gun..."
"Bother," said Pooh.  "Lock phasers on that heffalump!"
"Bother," said Pooh. "I'm just a sweet transvestite!"
"Bother," said Pooh. "Where is the 'Any' key?"
"Bother," said Pooh. Getting caught with his knickers down.
"Bother," said Pooh... I'm @L!
"Bother," said Pooh..."I'll wear the pants in this family."
"Bother," said Quebecois Pooh, proudly: "I *ARE* Canadian, eh?"
"Bother," said Queen Beryl, as Jadeite failed once again
"Bother," said Rasta, as he blew Pooh away with a 12 gauge.
"Bother," said Ray and twitted the (HI-ASCII) moderator
"Bother," said Redneck Pooh, having sex with Cousin Eeyore
"Bother," said Scott Roberts, as he dropped his last quid into the WC
"Bother," said Simon, when he found that the tagline would not fi
"Bother," said Sturmbannfuhrer Pooh at Nuremberg.
"Bother," said Tigger as he told Pooh to spread em'.
"Bother," said Time-travelling Pooh, as he killed his own mother
"Bother," said Tom, as Oscar Puffin executed a flying roundhouse
"Bother," said Winnie the Pooh, as Cthulhu rose up and ate him
"Bother," said Zen Pooh. "What is the sound of one paw clapping?"
"Bother," said Zoisite, as Sailor Venus appeared
"Bother," said a time-traveling Pooh, as he killed his own mother
"Bother," said pooh, as Beavis & Butthead roasted Piglet.
"Bother," said the Borg, "we assimilated a Pooh."
"Bother," said the Borg, as they assimilated Winnie the Pooh.
"Bother," said the Borg, we assimilated a Pooh.
"Bother," said the Borg. "We have just assimilated a Pooh!"
"Bother," said the Moderator to Pooh, &$&^% NO CARRIER.
"Bother," said the moderator, 3$%^B Q#  NO CARRIER
"Bother," said the youma, as Sailor Moon used her Moon Tiara Action
"Bother," saidPooh, as he was assumed2Ba lamer,"Get me WIN3.1.1!"
"Bother," sais Pooh as he put on the Helm of Alignment Scrambling.
"Bother," sang Pooh, " Be-Bop-A-Bother "
"Bother," sang Pooh, "I'm just a sweet transvestite!"
"Bother," says Pooh, as the door appears to be locked.
"Bother," screamed Pooh, as Godzilla's foot descended
"Bother," screamed Pooh, as Vlad Tespes impaled him
"Bother," screamed Pooh, as Worf cut him to ribbons.
"Bother," screamed Pooh, as he became sick of his own tagline
"Bother," screamed Pooh, as his mind snapped.
"Bother," sed Pooh, Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet
"Bother," she said as she deleted 40MB of taglines.
"Bother," sighed Pooh, and died
"Bother," signed Pooh, in Chinese Sign Language.
"Bother," snapped Pooh, being surlier than usual
"Bother," spat Pooh, "I really don't like Golden Showers!"
"Bother," sprayed Pooh, in 14ft letters across the K-Mart wall
"Bother," sprayed Pooh, in 14pt letters across the wall of the K-Mart.
"Bother," squeaked Pooh, inhaling the helium from his balloon
"Bother," squealed Pooh, as Dracula tore out his jugular
"Bother," thought Morn as the dart hit him.
"Bother," twittered Pooh as the F.B.I. came knocking.
"Bother," worried @F, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted another dupe
"Bother," worried Pooh, as Eeyore missed another period.
"Bother," worried Pooh, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted a tagline.
"Bother," worried Pooh, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted another dupe.
"Bother,", said Pooh
"Bother,", said Pooh when he Duncan awaken from a mortal wound. *
"Bother,", said Pooh, after being rejected to be a surrogate mother
"Bother,", said Pooh, and called in an air strike
"Bother,", said Pooh, and deleted his message base
"Bother,", said Pooh, and inhaled
"Bother,", said Pooh, and twitted his moderator
"Bother,", said Pooh, as Buchanan bulldozed the queers
"Bother,", said Pooh, as Buchanan closed the borders
"Bother,", said Pooh, as Buchanan penetrated his bum
"Bother,", said Pooh, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot
"Bother,", said Pooh, as Klingons ran past his Promenade shop again
"Bother,", said Pooh, as he deported Buchanan to North Ireland
"Bother,", said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit
"Bother,", said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse
"Bother,", said Pooh, as he loaded his last round.
"Bother,", said Pooh, as he puked on Christopher Robin
"Bother,", said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness
"Bother,", said Pooh, as he wiped the vomit from his chin
"Bother,", said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke
"Bother,", said Pooh, as the French Nuclear Testing blew his head off
"Bother,", said Pooh, as the police closed in
"Bother,", said Pooh, vomiting up the gagh
"Bother,", said Pooh.
"Bother,",said Pooh as he paid off the Simpson jury
"Bother,",said Pooh, as the French Nuclear Testing blew his head off
"Bother,",said Pooh, offering the Mormon a glass of wine and a smoke
"Bother,",said Pooh, peering through the girl's locker room peephole
"Bother,",said Pooh, preparing Christopher Robin for human sacrifice
"Bother,"cried Pooh,after he pushed The Button to start Armageddon
"Bother,"howled Pooh, when Piglet put Tasbasco Sauce in the KY Jelly
"Bother,"lied Pooh,"It's not how old she is,its how mature she acts"
"Bother,"said Pooh as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race.
"Bother,"said Pooh, As The Aliens Extracted His Anus With Lasers.
"Bother,"said Pooh, and hid Piglets corpse.
"Bother,"worried Pooh, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted another dupe.
"Bother.                                       - Pooh
"Bother."   - Pooh
"Bother." Said Pooh, as the police closed in.
"Bother." said Pooh, and then he pulled his .45 and shot the intruder
"Bother." said Pooh, as Shaq jammed one in his face!
"Bother." said Pooh, as he deleted his message base
"Bother." said Pooh, as he pulled a Tribble from a honeypot
"Bother." said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud
"Bother.", said Pooh, and twitted his moderator.
"Bother."-Pooh
"Bother..", said Pooh, as he called in an air strike
"Bother... said the Moderator, &$&^%NO CARRIER
"Bother..." said Pooh, as he realized that his tagline wouldn't fi
"Bother...," said Pooh, and discoverd that the taglin would not fi
"Bottle-wipe supersedes it." (Jerry)
"Bought a decaffeinated coffee table - you can't even see a difference."
"Bought the farm but the farmer done died..."
"Bounce, went the bunnies. Bounce bounce bounce."
"Bound up and wound up so tight" RUSH -Double Agent
"Bountiful Borgs Benefit Busy Bajorans!"--Tim, WTNE
"Bourbon & beans...an explosive combination." Kirk
"Bow before my Spiffiness."--Tom Chorlton
"Bow down now before me!  Bow down!" -- Joel Robinson
"Bow down to my nipples!" -- Mike Nelson
"Bowl, I got a bowl!  Good for me!" - Freakazoid, in Magic Castles game
"Bowler's dinner - spare ribs."  - Raymond D. Love
"Bowler, what did you have to go and do that for?" -- Brisco
"Bows its head and prays to the Mother of All Machines" -RUSH
"Box of bowling balls, coming through!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Boy George drives in, lobbing molotovs!" -- Tom Servo
"Boy who diddle little girl do diddly squat"
"Boy you'd best pray that I bleed real soon..." - Tori Amos
"Boy!  Boy!  Don't play with that!" -- Kozinski
"Boy!  I feel like the Democratic Party!" -- Opus Penguin
"Boy! I feel like the Democratic Party!" -Opus, Bloom County
"Boy, Data, you look great in a push-up bra!" - Riker
"Boy, Elizabethan pronouns still send a tingle up the old spine." (Tick)
"Boy, God has a crummy office!" -- Tom Servo
"Boy, I hate this Worf!   a... Warp. Yea Warp!    Hi Sir... &lt;gulp&gt;"
"Boy, I wish the elevator were working", said a tired Tom, staring up.
"Boy, I'm glad we're hourly!" -- Tom Servo
"Boy, am I glad to see you." La Forge to Ro
"Boy, am I impressed!" said Tom as he joined the British Navy.
"Boy, am I in Dutch with the Greeks!" -- Col. Henry Blake
"Boy, are we glad to see you!" La Forge to Data
"Boy, are you dumb! I'm on page twenty-nine." - Joy
"Boy, did they have women with big kasooms!" -- Al Calavicci
"Boy, do I hate being right all the time!" - Dr. Ian Malcolm
"Boy, his cheeks are *huge*..." -- Tom Servo
"Boy, if only the guys at MIT could see you now." -- Al Calavicci
"Boy, is it out there!" -- TV's Frank
"Boy, it's like a Norman Rockwell painting." -- Mike Nelson
"Boy, life takes a long time to live -- Steven Wright
"Boy, she can nap *anywhere*..." -- Mike Nelson
"Boy, that Data is slicker than cow snot!"  -Guinan (dressing)
"Boy, that Data is slicker than cow snot!" - Guinan
"Boy, that Gypsy is one sexy woman!" -- Evil Tom Servo
"Boy, that sure took the wind out of my sails!"  Tom said disgustedly.
"Boy, that was a rugged movie..." -- Mike Nelson
"Boy, that was one unstable octopus!"
"Boy, that's a bright star", said Orville seriously.
"Boy, that's a bright star", said Tom seriously.
"Boy, that's an ugly hippopotamus!" said Tom hypocritically.
"Boy, the Nazi's were big on crematoriums, weren't they?" -- Bush
"Boy, there's nothing worse than an inscrutable omen." - Calvin
"Boy, they were big on crematoriums, weren't they?" -- Bush
"Boy, this place could use some yardwork." -- Joel Robinson
"Boy, was that guy weird!" - Jake, talking about Nate (WTNE)
"Boy, what a super silly ass!" said Tom superciliously.
"Boy, when you miss a call, you don't do it small, do you?" - Skeeve
"Boy, will I give YOU a haircut!" said Tom barbarously.
"Boy, you guys are in a lot of trouble." -- Radar to Hawkeye & BJ
"Boys - the reason `GRUNGE' was invented." - Dot
"Boys get discovered as winter melts..." -- Tori Amos
"Boys will be boys" -- Duncan MacLeod
"Boys you got some trouble... You committin' herbicide..."
"Boys!  Do they get better when they get older?" -- Dot
"Boys- the reason 'GRUNGE' was invented." - Dot
"Boys.  Control yourselves!" - Dot
"Boys.  Do they get better when they get older?" -- Dot
"Boys.  The reason grunge was invented." -- Dot Warner
"Boys. Control yourselves!" - Dot Warner
"Boys. Do they get better when they get older?" - Dot Warner
"Boys. Go fig." - Dot Warner
"Boys."-Dot "No control."-Minerva
"Boys: the reason `GRUNGE' was invented." -- Dot
"Bozego Narodzenie." - Polish Christmas
"Bozo Barrett?"   Ali MacGraw
"Bozo the Clown for President!"     "That's who we got!"
"Brace for impact!" - Riker ST:G
"Brace for impact," Picard said parenthetically.
"Brace for impact," Ronnie said, parenthetically.
"Brace yerself Sheila." - Australian foreplay
"Brace yourself, Effy!"
"Braille?  Where?  I don't see it..." -- The Evil Clown
"Braille??    Where?   I don't see it..."
"Brain Storm" - You could use the + to distinquish it from normal
"Brain and Brain! What is Brain???"  - Geco
"Brain and brain!  What is brain?"
"Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some"
"Brains are an asset, if you hide them." -- West
"Brandy, bottled in 1783... 1783 was a very good year." -- Connor
"Brass Instruments"                     By Tom Bone
"Brass Monkies, Frank!  Brass Monkies!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Brave Sir Robin ran away, bravely ran away..."
"Brave Sir Robin ran away..."
"Brave Sir Robin was unafraid to die in ghastly ways."
"Brave heart, Tegan...it's only a hairball!"
"Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!"
"Bravo Pugsley!" -- Gomez Addams
"Bravo." -- Doc Zimmerman
"Bravo." Doctor
"Breach their defenses!" - Megatron
"Bread crumbs!" Kim  "Ensign?" Janeway
"Bread, the arrive seen earlier." - Sisko
"Break it up; you look like a cadet review."  --Kirk
"Break out the compression phaser rifles." Janeway
"Break right!" "He's got tone on me!" ^$y@!#) NO HARRIER
"Break up!  You look like a cadet-review" - Kirk
"Breakfast is getting cold, and she's not getting any warmer."
"Breakfast is served, sir." * Kryten
"Breakfast is the most boring meal of the day." -- Crow T. Robot
"Breakfast sometime?" "Sure." "Shall I call you, or just nudge you?"
"Breakin' the Law, Breakin' the Law!" - Beavis & Butt-Head
"Breaking The Law" - By Kermit A. Krime
"Breaks my heart" - Geordi
"Breast Fed"(n): female FBI agent
"Breath, damn you, breath!" Bashir
"Breathe, breathe in the air" -Floyd
"Breathe, stupid!  You forgot to breathe!"
"Breathing is good, I wanna make a habit of it." -Arthur
"Brent--that's a cactus, not a keg.  Brent?  BRENT!"            "OWWTH!"
"Brett is applying to StarFleet Academy next year"-Geordi LaForge
"Brevity is the soul of lingerie" - D. Parker
"Brevity is the soul of wit."  -  Will Shakespeare
"Brevity is the soul of wit..."--Hamlet
"Brew me another coffee," said Tom perkily
"Brian fades into last!" - Larry
"Brian" is not a Borg identification, you are now 1 of 1.
"Briana"    - The Good Mother.
"Bribe" is such a . . . crass word
"Bridge to Sick Bay: Doctor, can you hear me?" Janeway
"Bridge! We got him through!" Kyle
"Bridge. Janeway to Bridge."
"Bridges burning gladly merging with the shadows..." -Floyd
"Bridget loves Burnout!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Brigadier there is nothing to worry about" Doctor (4)
"Bright is the moon high in starlight..."- Metallica
"Brilliant" -Duncan MacLeod/Finale II:Highlander
"Brilliant, Brain!  *NARF*"  Pinky
"Brilliant... Genius... Best message of 1993!" -- N.Y. Times
"Brilliant..." - Duncan MacLeod
"Brilliant...Genius...Best message of 1994!"  -The Toronto Star
"BrilliantGeniusBest message of 1993!" -- N.Y. Times
"Bring 'em on, I prefer a straight fight rather than this sneaking"-Han
"Bring back any memories?" Vash
"Bring forth the lirpa." T'Pau
"Bring in the comfy chair!"
"Bring it on home boys" - Mulder to the Lone Gunmen  (3x23)
"Bring me *more*!"-Freddy Krueger
"Bring me my broadsword, and clear understanding..." -Jethro Tull
"Bring me the sultry wench - THAT one - with the fire in her eyes!"
"Bring on the scare, man!" -- Mike Nelson
"Bring out the Gimp."
"Bring out the Holy Hand-grenade of Antioch."
"Bring out your dead!  Bring out your dead!"
"Bring out your dead!" -- "I'm not quite dead yet!"  "Soon will be."
"Bring out your dead!" --Monty Python
"Bring the Holy Hand Gernade!" -- Arthur
"Bring them aboard, Mr. Chekov." Kirk
"Bring together that which has been thirded."- Warlock
"Bring us around to heading 104 Mark 8, Ensign Friend"
"Bring us in." - Sinclair
"Bring your Dilly Bar to the car, honey." -- Mike Nelson
"Bring your buns over here, sweet cheeks..." -- Mike Nelson
"Bring your mittens" - Mulder to Scully (1x08)
"Bringin' our wanderin' captain home." Garibaldi
"Bristle... I guess." -- Tom Servo
"Broadcasting from the 6th floor of the Flim Building."
"Broke my garter belt."-Klinger. "Don't expect a Purple Heart."-Potter
"Broken Autobots never mend." Snaptrap
"Bromas, are you and T'Jon carring this plague?" Picard
"Brooke Shields, The Creature from the Blue Lagoon." -- Tom Servo
"Brooks and Dunne!  Brooks and Dunne!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Bros, let's net 'em!" - Stoker
"Brothel," said Pooh in Bangkok, asking for directions
"Brother Maynard!  Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!"
"Brother Maynard!  Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!" -- King Arthur
"Brother Maynard!  Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!"
"Brother has a tight psychological grip on junior." -- Mike Nelson
"Brother said Pooh as he unloaded has AK - 47 into Barney.
"Brother! said Pooh, as Scotty beamed him up
"Brother!" said Pooh when he saw the bear-paw in the Chinese store
"Brother!" said Pooh, as Scotty beamed him up
"Brother!" said Pooh, as he stomped Barney's butt into jello
"Brother!" said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system
"Brother" said Pooh after he pushed Humpty Dumpty.
"Brother" said Pooh as he cut and paste the ransom demand.
"Brother" said Pooh as he refused the blindfold.
"Brother" said Pooh as he remembered getting stoned with Bill Clinton.
"Brother" said Pooh when Drew Bledsoe threw yet another interception. *
"Brother" said Pooh when Madonna slipped him the tongue. *
"Brother" said Pooh when he had fallen and couldn't get up. *"
"Brother" said Pooh when he realized he wasn't wearing any pants.
"Brother" said Pooh when he saw Duncan awaken from a mortal wound. *
"Brother" said Pooh when he saw the patriots severed head emblem. *
"Brother" said Pooh when the ATF confiscated his X - rated GIF files. *
"Brother" said Pooh while watching the J - E - T - S ! lose on TV. *
"Brother" said Pooh, as the dragon ducked his thrown dagger.
"Brother" said Pooh..."I'll wear the pants in this family."
"Brother", said Pooh when he Duncan awaken from a mortal wound. *
"Brother",said Pooh as he paid off the Simpson jury.
"Brother",said Pooh, as he assaulted Janet Reno.
"Brother, Life's a bitch. She's back in heat."
"Brother," grumbled Hillary as Pooh hogged the shredder.
"Brother," said Pooh as he arrested for running around bear naked.
"Brother," said Pooh as he breached the damn above Johnstown.
"Brother," said Pooh as he delivered another load of pirated videos
"Brother," said Pooh as he forged Christopher Robin's suicide note.
"Brother," said Pooh as he gave Ted Kennedy another driving lesson.
"Brother," said Pooh as he got off the plane in Medelin.
"Brother," said Pooh as he joined the Provision IRA
"Brother," said Pooh as he sabotaged Wile E. Coyote's latest trap.
"Brother," said Pooh as he set crosshairs on Bill Clinton.
"Brother," said Pooh as he took aim from behind the grassy knoll.
"Brother," said Pooh as he whispered innermost secrets to Connie Chung.
"Brother," said Pooh as he yanked the guillotine's lanyard.
"Brother," said Pooh when he noticed Neil Smith's Band-Aid.
"Brother," said Pooh, after he pushed Humpty Dumpty
"Brother," said Pooh, as Beavis and Butthead roasted Piglet
"Brother," said Pooh, as Lorena Bobbitt tied him to the bed.
"Brother," said Pooh, as Piglet stabbed him repeatedly.
"Brother," said Pooh, as Piglet tried to cast fireball
"Brother," said Pooh, as he assaulted Janet Reno
"Brother," said Pooh, as he called for his brother
"Brother," said Pooh, as he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Brother," said Pooh, as he cut and paste the ransom demand
"Brother," said Pooh, as he forged Christopher Robin's suicide note
"Brother," said Pooh, as he got off the plane in Medelin
"Brother," said Pooh, as he refused the blindfold
"Brother," said Pooh, as he sabotaged Wile E. Coyote's latest trap
"Brother," said Pooh, as he stepped on an ant.
"Brother," said Pooh, as he took aim from behind the grassy knoll
"Brother," said Pooh, as he typed FORMAT C:
"Brother," said Pooh, as he unloaded has AK - 47 into Barney
"Brother," said Pooh, as he yanked the guillotine's lanyard
"Brother," said Pooh, as his buttocks caught fire
"Brother," said Pooh, as the Christian Brother fondled him
"Brother," said Pooh, as the ants devoured him.
"Brother," said Pooh, as the dragon ducked his thrown dagger
"Brother," said Pooh, in Chinese Sign Language.
"Brother," said Pooh, when Madonna slipped him the tongue. *
"Brother," said Pooh, when he had fallen and couldn't get up. *"
"Brother," said Pooh, when he noticed Neil Smith's Band-Aid
"Brother," said Pooh, when he realized he wasn't wearing any pants
"Brother," said Pooh, when he saw Duncan awaken from a mortal wound. *
"Brother," said Pooh, while watching the J - E - T - S ! lose on TV. *
"Brother," signed Pooh, in Chinese Sign Language
"Brought a tear to my eye. Scott
"Brought to you by the Cowlifornia Milk Cooperatives"
"Brought to you by the anarcho-syndicalist commune." (Monty Python)
"Brought to you by the letter B"  Roll The Bones
"Brought to you by the letter D"  Presto
"Brought to you by the letter oe"  Counterparts
"Brown Spots on the Wall" - By Who Flung Pooh
"Brownie"?  "Slowly I turn... step by step..."
"Brrr. Is it cold in here?" - Londo
"Bruce Lee Press-On Nails!" -- Joel Robinson
"Bruce Wayne!  N'est pas?"      "Most of the time."
"Bruce Wayne?  Why are you dressed up like Batman?" - Max Schreck
"Bruce here teaches classical philosophy."
"Bruce there teaches Haegelian philosophy."
"Bruce...  Wayne!  N'est pas?"      "Most of the time."
"Brutal tattoo, man!  What's it stand for, Heavy metal?"-Young Lister
"Brute force isn't going to do it." Human Torres
"Brutus? Yes, I know him... Why?" - Julius Caesar
"Bryce, your naivete is almost endearing..." -Grossberg
"Bu-bu-bu-bu, you're blick. He's blick." -- Leo Getz
"Buaidh na bas - Victory or Death." - McNeill clan's motto.
"Bubba was my best friend, I had to make sure he was okay."
"Bubba, extend to Steempy your POWERFULLY hairy arm."- Ren Hoek
"Bubbagump Shrimp. It's a household name." Forrest Gump
"Bubble gum?  I was saved by - BUBBLE GUM?!?!?" - DarkWing Duck
"Bubbles In The Bath"  - By Verewynn De Bottam
"Bubye.  Bubye.  Bye now.  Bubye."
"Buchanan!", said Pooh, vomiting all over the crowd
"Buckaroo Banzai goes to the nursing home." -- Tom Servo
"Buckaroo! You forgot your thruster!" "Why don't you hold on to it?"
"Buckle up, Bonehead, cuz yer goin' for a ride!!" - Ash
"Bud, the Eagle Scouts called - your Merit Badge in Celibacy is in."
"Bud." "Weis." "Er."
"Buddy can you spare a clue?"
"Buddy, I think you're slime" - Murphy
"Buddy, YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!!!" - Stanley
"Buddy, why don't you try 'Peggy Sue'?  It'll sound better." -- Sam
"Budget the luxuries *first*!"  Heinlein
"Budget the luxuries *first*!" - Robert A. Heinlein
"Budget the luxuries *first*!" -- Heinlein
"Budget the luxuries FIRST!"
"Budtheyr," wrote Pooh, enabling his new Voice Recognition Program
"Bufford Pusser, Walking Dense..." -- Mike Nelson
"Bugger" said Pooh, feeling very annoyed
"Bugger," said Pooh, as @FN@ strapped on the Anal Invader (TM)
"Bugger," said Pooh, as @N@ filled the enema bag
"Bugs Beware!" - By I. X. Terminate
"Bugs bugs everywhere, and not a fix in sight."
"Bugs...Mr Rico...millions of them!"
"Buh-Buh-Bother!" panted Pooh, pumping the Penis Enlarger
"Buh-Buh-Bother," giggled Pooh as @FN@ tickled him
"Buh-Buh-Bother," sputtered Pooh, as the urine hit his face
"Buh-buh-bother," sputtered Pooh, as @FN@'s urine hit his face
"Buhbuhbuhbother," stammered Pooh, unable to control his gag reflex
"Build a Better Life by Stealing Office Supplies." --Dilbert
"Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg.
"Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by Chuck F.
"Buildings burn, people die, but true love is forever." - Sarah
"Bulges appeared in the fabric of space-time.  Great ugly bulges."
"Bullets cost bucks, mister." -- Frank to Hawkeye
"Bullfeathers!" - Henry  "That was *last* week's password." - Klinger
"Bullheads got me.  Lampreys, sucking at my skin!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Bulls," said Pooh in an attitude a bit more forthright than usual.
"Bum-titty, Bum-titty," sang Pooh in the strip-club
"Bummer" said Pooh when Tigger dropped the joint in the honey jar.
"Bums mir !" - "Wem ? Ich ?"
"Buns of Steel of the Old West." -- Crow T. Robot
"Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo." - Italian Christmas
"Burger-" Go away! We're like, uh, closed or something. huh huh huh
"Burglary" - by Jimmy Delox
"Buried and forgotten, In a cold and nameless grave..."
"Burl Ives is Andy Capp." -- Crow T. Robot
"Burma!"   "Why'd you say Burma?"   "I panicked."
"Burn conspirators, burn!"
"Burned up on re-entry, huh?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Burned-In" - Fire Dept. has already been called.
"Burnin' In The Heat" -- Girlschool
"Burning Bed" pardons should be applied equally!  Free Michael Katz!
"Burning computers can be hazardous to your software"
"Burns tried to eat Klinger's mop." -- Hawkeye
"Business is good Quark, you're almost making an honest living." - Odo
"Business must be booming"- DS   "I think you mean banging"- FM (3x21)
"Bust a deal...FACE THE WHEEL!"
"Bust a move Gamera!"
"Busy restarunt needs dish dirtier." * Kryten
"Busy restaurant needs dish dirtier." - ad (Red Dwarf, "Backwards")
"Busy restaurant needs dish dirtier." -- Kryten
"Busy signals is the major cause of stress among BBSers'"-Darkwood
"Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat."
"But *Luke* always gets to say, `No fair.'" -- Carl Chamness
"But Aahz has assured me that the fix is in." - Skeeve
"But Brain, we're not on the internet" - Pinky
"But Brain, we're off-topic." - Pinky
"But Captain Mike!" -- Evil Crow
"But Captain Picard IS a pain isn't he?" - Wesley
"But Clay... do you think it might be... *bold*?" -- TV's Frank
"But Doc, I eat lots of fruit. I have 3 cherries in every cocktail!"
"But Doctor, all these corridors look the same"
"But Geordi doesn't want to be assimilated." -- Hugh
"But Henry VII he'd never be, 'till Richard III was dead." --Gwidion P.
"But I *am* the Doctor.  Check my hearts." - The Doctor
"But I *do* know everything!" -- Q
"But I AM the Doctor.  Check my hearts.  "--Tom Baker as the Doctor
"But I AM the Doctor.  Check my hearts." - The Doctor DEL
"But I DO know everything!"--Q  "That makes it even worse."--Vash
"But I am an F.B.I. agent." - Mulder in "Humbug"
"But I believe in peace, bitch!" -- Tori Amos
"But I believe in peace, bitch"
"But I believe in peace.. I believe in peace, bitch." - Tori Amos
"But I could chew off my foot if you want." - Earl to Elders
"But I did love him. I never stopped." - Henry Bone
"But I didn't open the box!" -- Kirstie
"But I didn't think it was against the law." - Zoe Baird
"But I do believe they think I am some sort of god." -- C-3PO
"But I do have a theory." - Scott  "I thought you might." - Kirk
"But I don't *want* to go back to Nazi World!" -- Freefall
"But I don't WANT to defend myself . . . " - Brady law supporter.
"But I don't have wings!" "Of course not, silly, you're a BOY!"
"But I don't like Spam!!!!"
"But I don't like the cat!"  "Shut up and eat your dinner!"
"But I don't speak German," said Tom teutonically.
"But I feel like celebrating!" - Q  "I don't!" - Picard
"But I feel one of my turns coming on..."
"But I got a lover and yeah she shows me how to understand it..."
"But I got out of my uniform for you, Data." - Tasha Yar
"But I got to stop wishin', I've got to go fishin'..."
"But I have grown older and you have grown colder" -Floyd
"But I have to draw the line somewhere!" (Jerry)
"But I haven't seen Barbados, so I must get out of this" - Tori Amos
"But I haven't seen Barbados, so I must get out of this."
"But I know my hole from an arse in the ground." Nina
"But I like Dad." "You're just used to him." - Ethyl and Robbie
"But I like pineapple!"  Tom said dolefully
"But I like pineapple" said Tom, dolefully
"But I like pineapple" said Tom, dolefully -Tom Swifty
"But I like pineapple," said Tom, dolefully
"But I never wanted to compound one illusion with another."  Data
"But I prefer 'Captain.'" Janeway
"But I still love you so, I can't let you go..." -Zeppelin
"But I thought Madonna already *had* a steady bloke!" -- Pinky
"But I thought you liked him.  He liked you." --Magenta\n    "HE DIDN'T LIKE ME!  He /never/ liked me!" --Riff Raff
"But I wanted to go into town and get some power converters!" - Luke
"But I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters."
"But I was one-and-twenty, No use to talk to me."   Housman
"But I'd be happy to say so in front of the neighbors." - Fran
"But I'm TIRED!" - Lex
"But I'm a good dog, they sometimes throw me a bone..."
"But I'm afraid your pants won't be ready tomorrow, after all." Garak
"But I'm alive, so alive now, I know the darnkness blinds you..."
"But I'm just a Bajoran..."  Major Kira
"But I'm just a boy!" -- Kenny        "Like Hell!" -- Amanda
"But I'm just a kid!" Kenny  "Like hell!" Amanda
"But I'm not a bad, they draw me that way!"
"But I'm not going alone." O'Brien
"But I'm not squooshy . . ." -Teekiwikisushisquooshynummykins, Esquire
"But I'm not the enemy this time, Jennifer." Sisko
"But I'm still afraid to show how much I need you..."
"But I'm the one who thunk it!" - Greasepit
"But I's scared of books." - Greasepit
"But James, I need you" - girl   "So does England." - 007
"But King Solomon loved many strange women." -- 1 Kings 11:1
"But Lieutenant! The Newbie was on fire when I got here!"
"But MARGE, this [pregnancy] test came with a corncob pipe." - Homer
"But Mom, I don't want to be assimilated."  -Borg Child
"But Mother....I don't want to grow up!" - Wendy
"But Mr. Fawlty, he not rat.  He hampster." - Manuel
"But Mrs. Dickie, Beavis & Butt-Head are complete imbeciles." - Daria
"But Nell, I love my horse!" - D. Dooright
"But Officer!  The dwarf was on fire when I got here!"
"But Sire ..." is not music to the king
"But WE decide which is right...and which is an illusion..."
"But Warden, I like Joe." "Shut up and pull the switch."
"But When Worlds Collide, said George Powell to his bride"
"But a god know everything."  "Not this god."
"But a lie of ommision is still a lie." - Picard
"But a woman...always remains a woman." Kirk
"But all good things must come to an end..." - Q
"But apart from the aqueduct, the sanitation and the roads"
"But are they made from real Girl Scouts?"  -Wednesday Adams
"But as they say, the night is still young." -- Tom Servo
"But at least watch them, and see how men die." Claudius
"But bee of good cheer, I bring you wonderful news.  I'm baack."  Q
"But before I go, there's a debt I wish to pay." - Q
"But before you go for a swim..." -- Garek
"But beware.  Anger, fear, aggression.  The Dark Side are they."
"But can you escape?  No, Never!!"
"But clearly, we can't go back." Janeway
"But cold plague was not to his taste, or Flagg's taste either."
"But deep in her heart she knew that song must go on." -RUSH
"But devils could be subtle." - Detta Holmes
"But did you see the loft he got on his mother-in-law?" - Earl
"But do they attack people?" - Mulder to Scully about roaches
"But do they listen to me?" -- Tim
"But don't expect mercy from such an alliance!"
"But don't take OUR word for it - shove one up YOUR butt!"
"But don't you worry, its for a cause -- feeding global corporations paws."
"But elves don't shoot people! Elves are *good*." - Magrat Garlick
"But enough about me.  What do YOU think about me?"
"But every day I'm more confused as the saints turn into sinners..."
"But first things first. GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!" - Brain
"But first, this word from Maxwell House." -- Tom Servo
"But first....I have to take a whiz!"
"But for the grace of God goes I." -- Bradford
"But for what it's worth, I'm sorry." Sisko
"But good grooming?  Not one of his strong points." -- Mike Nelson
"But half a bee has got to bee, vis a vis, its entity."
"But he is worried, that's for sure." Sheridan
"But he says he doesn't want to _be_ a Starfighter!"
"But he's not a man, he is Chicken Boo." - Animaniacs
"But he's one of the good-guys, right?" - Richie Ryan
"But he's so annoying.  Holy this and holy that..." - Catwoman
"But he...was my son." - Judge Henry Bone
"But hey, that's why you're false Christian scum." - Steve Winter
"But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space..."
"But his bread sucks!" -- Mike Nelson
"But his destiny lies elsewhere." - Deleen
"But his organs will save more than a dozen lives." Sunan
"But honest and truly, I _am_ Robin Hood"  "Suuuuure you are..."
"But honey, we need a 2 gig drive for word processing!"
"But horse radish does *not* go with chicken!" -- Tom Servo
"But how do I get out of this?"  "... no one ever does." - M. Abagail
"But how do you *really* feel about us?" - Dot Warner
"But how does the yarn get around the big wheel?"
"But if any man love God, the same is known of him."
"But if he could be turned, he could be a powerful ally." - Darth Vader
"But if the future is written, why bother to do anything" - Fox Mulder
"But if we turn left we *won't* run into the guards."
"But if you kiss me, you're slaying your own dragon." - Yakko Warner
"But if you open your heart to a smooth operator..."
"But in purple, I am STUNNING!" - Londo
"But in purple, I'm STUNNING!"
"But in the bottom of our hearts we felt the final cut" -Pink Floyd
"But it ain't got what we got ... corn!" - Runt
"But it does look promising." Spock
"But it is not *my* way." -- Worf
"But it is underpopulated, and unprotected." Sarek
"But it isn't all bad, is it?" - Frank N. Furter
"But it seems so unhealthy here."  -- Janet Weiss
"But it sounds squishy!" - Pinky
"But it was only fantasy" -Floyd
"But it won't fit! ... Well maybe." - Mutant Raccoon
"But it'll keep you alive until I get the shelter built." - Han
"But it's FAST!"  "So's roadkill."
"But it's NOT OUR FAULT!!!"  -Kei and Yuri
"But it's a risk I'll have to take." Kirk
"But it's artifical." Wesley Crusher
"But it's my only line!"
"But it's not against any religion / To want to dispose of a pigeon"
"But it's not biologically correct!" - Zippy
"But it's not black hole season either" - Mulder
"But it's only a LITTLE green dragon..."
"But it's sort of pointless if you can't put it all in one line."
"But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane."
"But just when I got close...He must have hit the wrong button."
"But let's face it, you don't stand a chance" - O'Brien
"But life is NOT a dream." - Spock
"But like Artimus, the bow arm should be bare." Apollo
"But love me for love's sake"   Browning
"But love's a malady without a cure." -Dryden
"But mom, I don't like cats!"  "Shut up and eat your dinner!"
"But mom, frogs are our *friends*!"  - - Calvin
"But moonshine made her cry ev'ry time" -Floyd
"But my doctor saysyou went and pushed it to the limits" - Tori Amos
"But my father doesn't have any hair. He's bald!" - Bebe
"But my father says you ain't makin' any money." -- Tori Amos
"But my heart says you've been shattered" - Tori Amos
"But my priest says you ain't savin' no souls." -- Tori Amos
"But my sysop doesn't carry the cow-tipping conference!"
"But no one expects the Canadian Inquisition!"
"But none of us are gonna get hurt:  Gary's only killing you!"
"But now I see the light of day" -Coverdale/Page
"But now she stands upon Southampton dock..." -Floyd
"But now the holy dollar rules everybody's lives" -Queensryche
"But occifer, I only had ONE beer!" said Bud wisely.
"But on this world, Rome never fell." - Captain's Log
"But once you are real, you can't become unreal again." 
"But one man can move the present." - Kirk to Spock-2
"But ossifer, I have no blood in my alcohol system!"
"But other than his irritating lapses into nostalgia..." EHMP
"But other than that, I feel WON-DER-FUL!" Bashir
"But please stay out of trouble, Mr. Spock." Kirk
"But please... feel free.  Explore." -- Pinhead
"But say you landed someplace with a pitchfork." McCoy
"But see how I destroy their lives." Loc-Nar
"But she is legally dead, Your Honor."   Cary Grant
"But she never lost her head, even when she was givin' head."
"But sir, no one worries about upsetting a droid." -- C3PO
"But sir, that was the cartoon before the main programme! - Kryten
"But soft!  What beam through yonder saucer-section carves?" "'Tis the
"But suffice it to say, I know you quite well." Tuvok
"But suppose X does exist after all," Tom expostulated.
"But that doesn't matter, our expenses are good."
"But that's for later..." -- Dr. Forrester
"But that's not what *hesaw." Winters
"But that's the least of our worries." Sisko
"But the Klingons..&lt;grrrrr!&gt;..they're hard on the holosuites..!"-Quark
"But the Shadows were only defeated, not destroyed." Delenn
"But the answer is still no!"
"But the calculations were correct!" -- Oliver Wendell Jones
"But the desert was next.  And the desert would be hell." - DT I
"But the dove found no rest for the sole of her foot."
"But the earth abideth forever." -- Ecclesiastes 1:4
"But the important thing is, she's my friend." Bashir re Dax
"But the knights make it all worthwhile" purred Guinevere.
"But the pusher don't care / If u live or u die"
"But the sun is eclipsed by the moon" -Pink Floyd
"But the wind blows stronger, cold and long..." - Sisters of Mercy
"But the word of God grew and multiplied." -- Acts 12:24
"But the world has moved on.  Bad times are on horseback." - Cort
"But then again, most machines can't grow hair." Bashir
"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q
"But then, of course, African swallows are not migratory." --Guard #1
"But there *is* a price tag attached." Sheridan
"But there are no old, bold Klingons."
"But there is still time to seize that one last fragile moment..."
"But there isn't any real people here at all!"  "So what's new?
"But they do like Vulcans." Kirk on tribbles
"But they need you in Viet Nam" -- Crow T. Robot
"But things are not as they teach us." FTWIHAIHTTS
"But this is no place for a reunion." Claudius Marcus
"But those mine enemies... slay them before me." -- Luke 19:27
"But to Klingons, it's entertainment" - Quark
"But to us, probability is the very guide of life." -- Butler
"But to what end.  Hold." -- Picard
"But today I am still just a bill."
"But under these circumstances, it sucks." - Beavis
"But we LIKE spontaneity, don't we, Pinky?" - Brain
"But we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot!"
"But we can't prosecute you for that."
"But we have a contract!" Quark
"But we have made an honorable agreement." - Worf
"But we're the Good kind of weird people."
"But we're the nice weird people!"
"But we've only fondled the surface of that subject."-Virginia Masters
"But what ... is it good for?" - Engineer at IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip
"But what I have is at your disposal." - Delenn
"But what happens when the gloves come off?" Winters
"But what if I'm a figment of my OWN imagination?"
"But what if I'm a mermaid in these jeans of his?" -- Tori Amos
"But what if life exists based on another element?" Spock
"But what if there's another explaination?"--Scully to Mulder (BTS)
"But what if they went nowhere?" - McCoy
"But what of Lazarus? What of Lazarus?" Kirk
"But what we need to know is, do people want nasally-insertable computers?"
"But what...is it good for?" - IBM Engineer, 1968, commenting on the microchip
"But when you attack a stronger foe you invariably get thrashed!"
"But where do all the calculators go?" * Kryten
"But where does the water buffalo fit in?" - Vladmyr Tethosh
"But where will you go in the middle of nowhere?" - Janet
"But who's gonna fly it kid, You?" - Han Solo
"But why not mom?  All the other kids are doing her!"
"But will you RESPECT me 7 years from now?"--Vulcan Soap Opera
"But will you RESPECT me seven years from now?"--HMFJTP: Vulcan joke
"But you *never* drink coffee in the afternoon!" -- Keiko O'Brien
"But you ARE going to tell me, Odo." Garak
"But you NEVER drink coffee in the afternoon!" - Keiko
"But you are eternity and you are the mirror." -Gibran.
"But you are life and you are the veil." -Gibran
"But you broke our window!" - Wakko Warner
"But you broke our window!" -- Wakko
"But you can always *try*..  Save up for a few days...&lt;g&gt;"
"But you can't have babies."   "Don't you oppress me!" -- Stan
"But you look Human." Paris
"But you look so CUTE doing the 'Happy Hamster Hop'!" -Mom in C&H
"But you might as well take it; we think that you should." - JCS
"But you miss it, too, don't you?" Kim
"But you still haven't told me where a girl could wash her feet."
"But you told me to freeze." - S. Ipkiss
"But you told me to freeze." - The Mask
"But you told me your mother was coming NEXT month!"
"But you'll come around, sooner or later." Spock
"But you'll have to hurry. It's almost The Red Hour." Tamar
"But you're not a man, you're a chicken, Boo!" - Animaniacs
"But you're only delaying the inevitable." Garak
"But you've been...drinking!" -Hikaru
"But!! I DO know everything!" - Q
"But, I do know everything." -Q "That makes it even worse." -Vash
"But, I'm not dead, yet." THWACK!
"But, Major!  She's _unbridled_!!" -- Winchester to Hoolihan
"But, Mom, I don't like cats."   "Shutup and eat your dinner."
"But, Mother!  I don't want to grow up!"
"But, Mother"   "Father, lad, Father."
"But, Mother.."   "Father, son, father."
"But, Mother..."      "Father, lad, Father."
"But, Mr. Clemens, I am not Swiss, I am French -- Data
"But, Pooh," said Piglet, "why did you field dress Tigger?"
"But, Your Honor, the light had dopplered to green." - A. Einstein
"But, but  I **LIKE** being insane."
"But, from your record, you look like that." - Hague
"But, how are you, metalman?"     "Very depressed."
"But, how are you, metalman?" --Ford  "Very depressed." --Marvin
"But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer, Gie her a haggis!"
"But, there's *always* a point!Out with it!..." - The Evil Clown
"But, you were dead." - Buttercup
"But--I feel like celebrating!"--Q  "I DON'T!!"--Picard
"But--he was in love with you?"--Odo  "No..."--Kira
"But...  I *DO* know everything!" - Q
"But... but... but..." stammered Pooh on Bikini Atoll
"But... how could I know these things?!"  -Doctor Zee
"But...I *DO* know everything!" - Q
"But..there's nothing there!" Chekov
"ButI *do* know everything!" - Q
"Butch?  Will you give me oral pleasure?" -Fabian
"Butt-Head, Butt-Head! Come quick! Bare [butt] on TV!"
"Butt-Head, Butt-Head! Come quick! Bare ass on TV!" - Beavis
"Buttcheek analysis complete" -Enterprise Computer
"Butthead, look! That's the chick from 902103638574239.. &lt;smack&gt; !"
"Butthead, you're pretty smart sometimes." - Beavis
"Button your lip, you ratbag!"
"Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse!"
"Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings in verse!"  - Animaniacs
"Buy bonds where you work or bank." -- Mike Nelson
"Buy computer games right now. Especially the funny Lucasarts ones."
"Buy me a drink?"  Tom said dryly.
"Buy me a drink?" said Tom dryly.
"Buy the sky and sell the sky and tell the sky don't fall on me" - REM
"By God, for a moment there it all made sense..."
"By Golly, I won't stand for this insubordination!" - Calvin
"By all means, Doctor, be as grumpy as you like." Garak
"By becoming a monster, one learns what it is to be human."
"By convention!" cussed Tom airily. [customarily]
"By golly, Jim, I'm beginning to think I could cure a rainy day!" McCoy
"By hatchet, Axe, and saw ..."  - Rush
"By my God have I leaped over a wall." -- 2 Samuel 22:30
"By my troth, I was seeking a fool when I found you." -Shakespeare
"By now my lungs were aching for air!" -- Tom Servo
"By push of bayonets, no firing until you see the whites of their eyes."
"By the Gods below ...A PERVERT!" - Brockhurst & Higgins
"By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth!!  We're actually on Topic!!"
"By the cold and religious we were taken in hand" -Floyd
"By the gods, I'm adventuring with a troup of dancers!
"By the gods, I'm adventuring with a troup of dancers!" - Tracener
"By the light of the night it will all seem alright." - Frank
"By the pricking of my thumb something stupid this way comes!"
"By the pricking of my thumb, something scary this way comes." - Dot
"By the pricking of my thumb, something stupid this way comes!"
"By the suitcase on the left you'll find my favourite axe."
"By the time I'm done with you, you'll wish you died on the Icarus!"
"By the time we saved enough for a honeymoon, we didn't want one."
"By the time you get this, I should be dead." "Cheers!"
"By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends."
"By the way, Neil says hi.." -- Tori Amos
"By the way, didn't I break your heart" -Marillion
"By the way, have you ever bathed?" -- Joel Robinson
"By the way, our oversized Slavic friend is named Colossus." - Beast
"By the way, they're real and they're spectacular!" (Seinfeld)
"By the way, what does BTW mean?"
"By the way, what does BTW mean?"  "Yes, exactly."
"By the way, what does BTW stand for?"
"By the way, you were shot with a Walther PPK.  James Bond's gun."
"By the way...BOOGER!"-Johnny Fever
"By their taglines shall ye know them."
"By this time my lungs were aching for air!"
"By this time my son's lungs were aching for air!" -- Tom Servo
"By this time tommorrow, we will be at war with the Narn." - Londo
"By this time, my son's lungs were aching for air!"
"By your calander the year is 2351." Romulan
"Bye bye, birdie!" -Kasumi
"Bye bye, boys! Have fun storming the castle!" - Miracle Max
"Bye, Mr. Hoffa!" -- Joel Robinson
"Bye, bye! Have fun storming the castle!"
"Bye, teen gang!" -- Tom Servo
"Bzzzzz," said Pooh, in another inexplicable random vibrator reference
"C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me." - Cookie Monster
"C this?This is a copy;I want U 2 make me the original!"
"C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre." -- Bosquet
"C'mere, and I'll point you in the ..."
"C'mon Fox, what do you want more?  Vengence, or the Truth?"
"C'mon McCauly! Pull my Finger!" - Michael Jackson
"C'mon Scully... It'll be a nice trip through the woods" - Fox Mulder
"C'mon Spock.  Pull my finger!"
"C'mon Spock.  Pull my finger!" * Kirk
"C'mon boy, even books have spines!
"C'mon everybody!  Do the Dorky Old White Guy!" -- Tom Servo
"C'mon everybody, here we gooooooo!  Off to Neverland!" - Peter Pan
"C'mon honey!  Let's crab walk out of here!" -- Mike Nelson
"C'mon now, don't kick each other in the head" -- Flans
"C'mon over here, Boy, have a cigar.." Pink Floyd
"C'mon pretty fruit, bring it home to Daddy!" -The Tick
"C'mon you bastards!  Come at me!" -- Joel Robinson
"C'mon you gruesome son of a bitch.  Come to me." - The Joker
"C'mon!  Death-ray something!" -- Mike Nelson
"C'mon!  I got plenty for everybody!" -- Ash
"C'mon!  Make with the fright, already!" -- Crow T. Robot
"C'mon!  Shoulder/elbow hookup!" -- Mike Nelson
"C'mon! Death-ray something!" -- Mike Nelson
"C'mon! Make with the fright, already!" -- Crow T. Robot
"C'mon! Shoulder/elbow hookup!" -- Mike Nelson
"C'mon, Baggie, get with the beat!" - Baloo
"C'mon, Frank... Dog's name is Frank."
"C'mon, I'm funny! Somebody laugh!" - Tom Arnold
"C'mon, Larry, ask the question: 'What would Harold do?'"
"C'mon, Lorena! I dare ya!" &lt;SWIPE&gt; "Ouch!"
"C'mon, Mr. Wallenda.  Get back up there." -- Crow T. Robot
"C'mon, Scully, it'll be a nice trip to the forest."--Mulder
"C'mon, Spock; let's go mind the store." Kirk
"C'mon, bug-ugly.  Let's see what you've got." -- Crimson Angel
"C'mon, don't kick each other in the head" -- Flans
"C'mon, gimme the keys to the morgue, dad!" - Crow T. Robot
"C'mon, run!  Try and move faster than the plot!" -- Crow
"C'mon, sibs" - Yakko Warner
"C'mon, try it on... It's in your blood."-Freddy Krueger
"C'mon, you gruesome son of a bitch.  Come to me." - The Joker
"C'mon, you old war wagon" -- Mike Nelson
"C'mon... Let's go talk to Hamlet's dad." -- Crow T. Robot
"C) 2.3 hours." - Ivanova
"C++" should have been called "B-".
"C-C-Catch The Wave" Max Headroom for New Coke -1986
"C.I.A." -- A contradiction in terms most of the time.
"C.I.A.?  Very groovy!" Roberta Lincoln
"C.W. McCall?  Zamfir?  Barbra Mandrell?" -- TV's Frank
"C:\DOS\SYSTEM\UTILTIES\DOCS\HELP\WHERE\THE\F()@% AM I"
"CALM DOWN" by Ed. G. Nerfs
"CAPTAIN!!!!!!  Moderator decloaking on the port#^!$&^!$@ NO CARRIER
"CATALYST" = an alphabetical list of cats.
"CATFOOD??!!?? You woke me up for a lousy can of CATFOOD??!!??"
"CATS. CATS ARE NICE." - Death, "Sourcery"
"CAUGHT IN THE FLOOD" by Noah Zark
"CAUTION...We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical."
"CAW!-CAW! FU*K I'M DEAD!" -The Crow
"CHARLES! You put the moon back this minute!"
"CHEESE FOOD PRODUCT".... as if *that* is going to reassure you.
"CHICK MOVIE!!" - Crow T. Robot on LITTLE WOMEN
"CIBOLA! Bumpty-bumpty-bump!" - Trashcan Man
"CLAP ON"(clap, clap),"CLAP OFF"(clap,cl)%@%#NO CARRIER
"CLINTON (n) see also gay loving, draft dodging, pot smoking, womanizer"
"CLINTON.SYS bad, cannot recover ECONOMY.USA"
"COINCIDENCE" happens.
"COME TO ME, MY CATSIS!!!"
"CONFESS! YER A FEMALE! CONFESS I SAY!" - Hodge Podge
"CONGRESS"  Expensive! and built to stay that way
"CONNECT 33600/ARQ/V34/LAPM/V42bis" - Coming soon on a USR near you...
"CONTROL the INTERNET!!" - 1995 Republican Congress chant
"COOL!  THIS RULES!!!"  -Beavis and Butthead on the Invid Invasion
"COOL!!  THIS RULES!"  -Beavis and Butthead on Urotsukidoji
"COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE!"   Cookie Monster
"COPS is filmed on location in a Winchells donut shop" -- Crow
"COPS is filmed on location twenty years ago."
"COWARD!!  You call yourself a MAN?!"  -Genma to Ranma
"COWARDS need hostages. Klingons do not." Worf
"CU" Say it out loud and you get "see you"
"CUDDLY TOYS" by Ted E. Behr
"CURSE US AND CRUSH US, MY PRECIOUS IS LOST! - Gollum
"CURTAINS.BAT" - DEL C:\Windows\*.* &lt;CR&gt; ECHO "Whooppee!"
"CURZON took a blood oath." - Kira
"CUTE, CUTE" - nobody ever says anything about my brains!
"Cab Calloway's Garden"                 By Heidi Ho
"Cab-over Pete with a reefer on, and a Jimmy haulin' hogs."
"Caesar is coming to inspect us, not marry us." -- Henry to Frank
"Caeser. And Christ. They had them both." Kirk
"Caffeine'll KILL YA!" - E. Nygma, BATMAN FOREVER
"Cain rose up against Abel, his brother, and slew him."
"Cal just made one of my goofs into another tagline!"-J. Hobbs..
"Cal, beam us a board!" (2x4 drops from sky)
"California, California I'm coming home" -- Mitchell
"Caligula in the Life & Times of Grizzly Adams."
"Caligula in... The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams!" -- Mike
"Call Engineering and have Sick Bay systems put on priority" McCoy
"Call Mr. Scott to the bridge." Kirk
"Call Waiting" - great if you have two friends
"Call an ambulance! The explosion ignited Mr. Dallas' chest hair!"-Opus
"Call her something that rhymes with bitch." -- Gypsy
"Call it 'Plomeek Soup a la Neelix'."
"Call it a Hoozit from the dimension Hoo." - Skeeve
"Call it a hunch" - Quasimodo
"Call me Darango, Worf." "Ah, Counciler Dagrango"
"Call me Dottie and you die." -- Dot Warner
"Call me Dotty, and you DIE!" -- Dot
"Call me Ishmael.  Todd Ishmael." -- Tom Servo
"Call me Ishmael."    Richard Basehart
"Call me a cab," Tom hacked.
"Call me a cab," said Tom hackly.
"Call me a taxi !" - "Okay, you're a taxi."
"Call me anything you want, just use enough respect."
"Call me by the nickname I had in school."  "What, Bonehead?"
"Call me what you will but listen to my words." - Amara Windcrusher
"Call now with your pledge and get this neat tote-bag!" -- Crow
"Call the Corp!" Psi Cop
"Call the church police!"
"Call this whole thing off while there is still time!" - Sheriaden.
"Call waiting", great if you have only two friends
"Calling at 300 baud is futile" ~ Borg
"Calling me Dotty is futile." - Dot Warner of Borg
"Calm Down"  - By Ed. G. Nerfs
"Calm down, give me the pun."
"Calvin arriving in turbo chute 4.  Clear receiving pad."
"Calvin suddenly realizes the world has no Hue, Value, or Chroma!"
"Calvin you stinkhead: I told you not to read this."--Susie's note
"Calvin!! Get back here and get all those dead bugs out of my shampoo!!"
"Calvin, we will not have an anatomically correct snowman."
"Calvin?  Who's Calvin?  I'm *Stupendous Man*!"  - - Calvin
"Cambot, why don't you take the day off?" -- Mike Nelson
"Cambot?  Rock climbing." -- Tom Servo
"Camelot!"  "Camelot!"  "It's only a model!"  "Shhh!"
"Camelot!" -- Launcelot   "It's only a model!" -- Patsy
"Camelot." "Camelot!" "CAMELOT!"  "It's only a model.."  "Shhh!" - MP
"Campanology"  - By Belle Ringer
"Can Funboy come out and play?" - The Crow
"Can I Catch 'ya tomorrow?" - "Sure!  Catch me tomorrow."-Joan Rivers
"Can I be frank, Frank?" -- Hoolihan
"Can I bench press one of you guys?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Can I blame my spelling on line noise?"
"Can I bring Orville to show and tell on Monday?
"Can I bring you to show and tell on Monday?"
"Can I buy you a drink?" - Mulder to Scully in a bar (Deep Throat)
"Can I call you sugar plum? Pussy cat? Angel drawers? Frank?"
"Can I cook, or Can't I?"  C. Marcus
"Can I deduct last year's tax as a bad investment?"
"Can I do something for you, Colonel?" Garak to Lovok
"Can I do that "human slingshot" bit?" -- Freefall
"Can I draw you a beer, Norm ?"..."No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one."
"Can I eat him, Boss?  Huh, can I?"
"Can I get a Starfleet uniform?" - Q
"Can I get back to you on that?" (I don't have a clue.)
"Can I get down ONE time?!?" - Bootsy Collins
"Can I get some body piercing done?" -- Mike Nelson
"Can I get some body piercing done?" -- Mike Nelson
"Can I get some nachos?" "No!" "Are you sure this is heaven?" - Beavis
"Can I get you something to drink?" Sandrine
"Can I get you something?  A beverage?" - Data
"Can I go look for the holy grail again?" Tom requested.
"Can I go to the bathroom?" "You can if you believe you can.."
"Can I have my sombrero?" -- Tom Servo
"Can I have my thorax back?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Can I have one of those chocolates?" Tom said candidly.
"Can I have one of those chocolates?" asked Tom, candidly
"Can I have some borstch, Dr. Stalin?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Can I have the window seat?  Please, please, please...?" -- Pinky
"Can I help it if Confed tries to blank my data?" -Vagabond
"Can I help you, Counselor?" La Forge
"Can I help you, friend?" McCoy to Kirk
"Can I help you, sir?"  "You have anything I like?"
"Can I interest you in a pair of zircon encrusted tweezers?"
"Can I interest you in an "I Saw The Prodigal" t-shirt?"--Garak
"Can I just pick off one of the little sick ones?" -- Banzai
"Can I keep his head for a souvenir?" - Max
"Can I kiss one of the bridesmaids instead?"
"Can I make a suggestion?  Shove it up your ass!"
"Can I play with madness?" -Iron Maiden
"Can I please say something?" -- Hoolihan
"Can I push the button?" - Wakko Warner
"Can I quote you on that?
"Can I sniff your bra?" -- Mike Nelson
"Can I snuggle with you guys?" -- Joel Robinson
"Can I take a rain check?" (Until I think up a good excuse?)
"Can I take an ax to school tomorrow for, um, Show and Tell?" - Calvin
"Can I take an axe to school tomorrow ? .... it's for Show & Kill"
"Can I take an axe to school tomorrow for um, Show and Tell" - Calvin
"Can I take some logs up to my room?"  - - Calvin
"Can I take your helmet?  Oh, it's your hair." -- Crow T. Robot
"Can I throw up in your bathroom?  I'll buy something." -Barney Gumble
"Can I twist little pretty colour ribbons around it??"
"Can I upgrade my Harddrive to a WARP drive?"
"Can I..join your group?" "No. Piss off."
"Can an Opus marriage fit into the general scheme of the cosmos?"
"Can anyone here tell me if there's a VD clinic in town?"
"Can he resist the shiny, CANDY-LIKE button?"- Announcer
"Can it be?" -- Kidman     "That *is* the question." -- MacLeod
"Can love be controll'd by advice?" -Gay
"Can the balloon juice, Pierce." -- Frank Burns
"Can the balloon juice, sport." -- Tom Servo
"Can the baloon juice and kill something!" -- Tom Servo
"Can the police give you a speeding ticket in a car wash?"
"Can this be another me?" - Data
"Can two walk together, except they be agreed?" -- Amos 3:3
"Can we accept a collect call from Fiacho?" -- Freefall
"Can we be in your will?" - Butt-Head
"Can we begin the searce anew?" Orville requested.
"Can we borrow your head for a piece of animation?"
"Can we call you Dad-oo?" -- Wakko Warner
"Can we call you Dad-oo?"--Wakko
"Can we discuss this like two civilized..." &lt;ZAP&gt; "I guess not."
"Can we drive?"--Yakko "NO NO NO NO NO!!!"--Alien
"Can we get *somebody* in the frame, please?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Can we get back to our bleak, meaningless lives?" -- Tom Servo
"Can we go home now, Mommy?" -- Tad Trenton
"Can we kill it?" -Nicholas (ACS student) re: mousecatcher project
"Can we make it, Mr. Scott?"  "That's problematical, sir."
"Can we talk sensibly?" -- Pinhead
"Can we watch the adult channel? Helloooo, Nurse!!" - Yakko Warner
"Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?"  Vir
"Can you at least show us a way into the tunnel?" Riker
"Can you believe that they thought you had feelings for me?"Kira 2 Odo
"Can you believe that?" O'Brien
"Can you believe this crap?" -- Tom Servo
"Can you bob-dip for me? ... OK.  Not. At. All." - Mel Luster Studio
"Can you build an emerald city with these grains of sand?"
"Can you climb up?" - Picard
"Can you communicate?" Picard
"Can you destroy the Earth?" Egad! I hope not! - The Tick
"Can you determine what of the ships is the real one?" Janeway
"Can you even see anything?" "I see everything." "Cool..." - John Conner and T-101 in "Terminator 2"
"Can you fly, Bobbie?" - Clarence Bodicker
"Can you fly?" "No." - The TICK
"Can you get a transporter lock on him?" Kira
"Can you get drunk on a grape Nehi?"  Radar  "Let's find out."  Hawk
"Can you get the sub-plot off the road?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Can you get the view screen operational?" Janeway
"Can you give me body lice?" -- Joel Robinson
"Can you give me the coordinates of their home world?" - Ivanova
"Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"Can you handle all the possibilities of you life... at once?"
"Can you hear me through this sieve?" was Tom's strained query.
"Can you hear me, Major Tom?  Can you hear me, Major Tom?"
"Can you hear me?  Listen.  A dead man visits you." - The Crow
"Can you help him?" Kirk
"Can you help me to understand you?" - Kosh to Sheridan
"Can you imagine 1,000 cats agreeing to do *anything*?"
"Can you imagine the silence if everyone said only what he knows?"
"Can you lock onto the exocomps?" - Data
"Can you make change for a fifty?"
"Can you make up a sonnet...or a dirty limerick? --Selina Kyle
"Can you name two pronouns?"   "Who, me?"
"Can you pick up `LA Law' in that thing?" -- Skimmer
"Can you read music?" Tom asked notably.
"Can you read music?" Tom, the bandleader, asked notably.
"Can you read music?" the bandleader asked notably. -Tom Swifty
"Can you say `cardiac arrest', boys and girls?" -- Parker Lewis
"Can you say as-sim-i-late?  I can..." Mr Rogers of Borg
"Can you say, 'Demogorgon?'  Sure you can..."
"Can you say, 'Kalashnikov?'  Sure you can!"
"Can you see two big clamps?" - Picard
"Can you see yourselves with any of those names?" Kes  "No." Doctor
"Can you spell Enterprise?" -- Classroom Computer
"Can you spell ROFL?  R-O-" "Computah, delete aaaudio."--Troy H. Cheek
"Can you stand up?  I do believe it's working, good" -Floyd
"Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?" -Pink Floyd
"Can you tell me the location of the Nuclear Wessles?" -- Chekov
"Can you tell us why we're here?" Janeway
"Can you walk?"     "I'll bloody well walk out of here!"
"Can your hair grow?" Bashir to Data
"Can't ANYBODY remember to turn off the Emergency Holographic Doctor?"
"Can't Do Plaid..."   -Crusading Chameleon
"Can't I enjoy a little misery in peace?" -- Frank Burns
"Can't I have just a LITTLE bit if sin???"
"Can't be *very* intelligent.  Look what they're flying." -- Crow
"Can't cut it out!  It'll grow right back!" --Rafiki
"Can't do it, Captain." Kim
"Can't face life on a razor's edge,"
"Can't find them anywhere." La Forge
"Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies.."
"Can't leave you alone for a minute can I." -- Al Calavicci
"Can't make the scene if you don't have the green!" The Mask
"Can't play guitar while Rome is burning."
"Can't rain all the time" -- The Crow
"Can't sit back in your easy chair..."
"Can't solve the problem?  Pass a law!" -- U.S. Congress
"Can't stand still while the earth is turning."
"Can't stop what is coming.  Can't stop what is on it's way" - T. Amos
"Can't take cover 'til the coast is clear..."
"Can't talk, see Flanders, later sex."
"Can't tell if this is true or dream." -Metallica
"Can't the replicator turn out a decent cup of coffee?" -- Everyone
"Can't trim the food without cooking the tree!" -Ranma
"Can't trust a monkey with a gun" -- Crow T. Robot
"Can't wait to get my hands on those pesky robots!" -- Joel
"Can't we all just be Terrans?"--Jim Mooney
"Can't we all just get along?" Sheriff Buck
"Can't we find the minds to bring us closer to the heart" -RUSH
"Can't we fit him with a set of artificial lungs?" Janeway
"Can't we just try to have a good time?" - Sito
"Can't we play something else?" - Hobbes
"Can't you be serious about anything, Mindweb?"    "Not a chance!"
"Can't you get it right? Loot, Pillage, THEN Burn!"
"Can't you read what people are in their faces?"  Angela Lansbury
"Can't you see I'm cramming for an exam?" Tom asked testily.
"Can't you turn into a bird and fly us outta here?" --Voyager
"Can't you turn yourself into a bird and fly us out of here?" - Paris
"Can't...  Do... Plaid..."   - Crusading Chameleon
"Canada 7 games to 1." Mark Mulvoy, Sports Illustrated.
"Canada is not a real country." - Lucien Bouchard.
"Cancel the order.  We'll take the patient." -- Trapper
"Candle-Vaulting"  - By Jack B. Nimble
"Candy Cave and her Romanian cousin, Sucrose Spelunker!" -- Servo
"Candygram for Mongo." "Mongo LIKE candy!"
"Candygram" "You can`t fool me, you`re that land shark!"
"Cannibal Stewardess Vixens Unchained."
"Cannibal Women in the Avacado Jungle of Death"
"Canola oil is for _cooking_??"  Duckman
"Canst thou by searching find out God?" -- Job 11:7
"Cant' you turn into a bird and fly us out?" -Paris to Chakotay
"Cap'n, is somethin' wrong wi' yuir chair?"  - Scotty
"Cap'n, she's only a 2400, she canna take 1650 cps!" - Scotty
"Cap'n, we're at 1700 CPS. The UARTs canna take any more!"
"Cap'n, you canna break the laws of physics!"
"Capiche?" -- Tom Servo
"Capital as such is not evil; it is its wrong use that is evil." -Ghandi
"Capt'n!  The spellchecker kinnae take this abuse!"
"Captain ... one .. harmless ... little ... Tribble?" - Cyrano Jones
"Captain Howdy will show me the way." -- Tom Servo
"Captain Kirk to Enterprise:  four to upload"
"Captain Kirk, meet my father.  He's Dad, Jim." -- McCoy
"Captain Kirk, would you like to give the word to get underway?"
"Captain Kirk." Amanda  "Our pleasure, madam." Kirk
"Captain Kirks log stardate 20329.23992840284.283048208402840380.2840
"Captain Napalm!  Protector of the American Way!" -C&H
"Captain Pican, the wackiest nut in the Galaxy"-J.Frakes
"Captain Picard, I have a clever plan!" - Ensign Baldrick
"Captain Picard, I have a cunning plan!" -Ensign Baldrick
"Captain Picard, I must protest! I am NOT a Merry Man!" Worf
"Captain Sensitive on the job here." -- Tom Servo
"Captain Sisko's dead." O'Brien-2
"Captain Trips, you wanna give it a rest?" -- Mike Nelson
"Captain of the Enterprise, huh?" Kirk  "That's right." Picard
"Captain on the bridge.  (translation: Get off your butts.)"
"Captain on the bridge." - Data
"Captain please, not in front of the Klingons" Spock
"Captain we're at 3946 CPS. The UARTs canna take much more!"
"Captain!  A Klinkon Sheep!  An Enema Wessel!" - Chekov
"Captain! Here's a trick I haven't shown you before." - Chakotay
"Captain! I am sensing something painfully obvious." - Troi
"Captain! I sense millions of minds staring at my cleavage!"--Troi
"Captain! Romulan Warbird decloak%^#%@#$%& NO CARRIER
"Captain! The Intrepid! It just...died!" Spock
"Captain! The UARTs kenna' take these speeds!"
"Captain! The spell checker kinna take this much abuse!!"
"Captain! The stars...are gone!" Chekov
"Captain! The tricorder isn't listening to me!" - Worf
"Captain! You're alive!" "The night's young!"
"Captain!" -Ramirez/Babylon 5
"Captain!" Ramirez
"Captain!? Commander!? Can we talk?" Londo
"Captain", "Yes Spock?", "I think she's hot for you, Captain"
"Captain's Log, Stardate 12:00, 12:00, 12:00..."
"Captain,  I am sensin' menacin' background music.  Cheeeiit..."
"Captain, I am sensing menacing background music..."
"Captain, I believe I have found the cause of the power surge." - Data
"Captain, I believe that we have lost our sex appeal." LT. Tuvok
"Captain, I believe there's an energy source in the liver of the cloud."
"Captain, I believe we have lost our sex appeal." Tuvok
"Captain, I believe your friend Stinky has arrived" - Ivanova
"Captain, I belive your friend `stinky' has arived."  - Susan
"Captain, I can see that you do not understand us." Ayelborne
"Captain, I didn't know Human women were so fragile." -- Worf
"Captain, I do not make this request lightly." Spock
"Captain, I don't know how much longer I can hold her together!" Scott
"Captain, I don't know what's going on." Ro
"Captain, I don't know who to trust anymore."  - Ensign Ro
"Captain, I don't see how that could be!" McCoy
"Captain, I don't think we're alone." Paris
"Captain, I fail to understand how he failed to recognize us." Spock
"Captain, I hope you realize what you've done to us." T'Jon
"Captain, I know what I know." Spock
"Captain, I must have some platinum." Spock
"Captain, I need to kill someone."  -Worf
"Captain, I never will understand Humans." Spock
"Captain, I protest.  I am NOT a merry man!" - Worf
"Captain, I see no reason to stand here and be insulted." Spock
"Captain, I sense a million minds staring at my cleavage"
"Captain, I sense an imminent commercial break."  -Troi
"Captain, I sense he is staring at my cleavage!" - D. Troi
"Captain, I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavag
"Captain, I sense millions of minds staring at my body." - Troi
"Captain, I sense millions of minds...staring at my cleavage!" - Troi
"Captain, I sense...Chocolate!"  -- Troi
"Captain, I sense...great bluffing."--O'Brien
"Captain, I think I'm going to like Argelia." Scott
"Captain, I thought you might find this interesting." Spock
"Captain, I want to apologise." Torres
"Captain, I'm sensing hostility or lust; I'm not sure which..." -Troi
"Captain, I'm sorry I ate the Lieutenant.
"Captain, I'm working as fast as I can!" Scott
"Captain, Jennette Owen is hailing All."
"Captain, Permission to hook up blender attachments to Mr
"Captain, Rita Taylor is hailing All."
"Captain, We Are Being Hailed."  "Quick Get My Umbrella!"
"Captain, Wesley has been fiddling with the CONFIG.SYS again!" - Geordi
"Captain, Why not give the Borg Windows 3.1?"  -Worf
"Captain, a Klingon does *not* play Tetris." * Worf
"Captain, a Klingon does NOT play tetris."
"Captain, a bit more elacrity if you please." Spock
"Captain, another ship is decloaking." - Data
"Captain, another ship is decloaking....It's the Enterprise"--Data
"Captain, any action we take.will affect the balance of power."-Tovek
"Captain, are you quite all right?" Spock
"Captain, as my final duty as acting captain I order you to bed."
"Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."-Leia
"Captain, could I play some jazz?" "Make it soul, number one..."
"Captain, could I play some jazz?" -- "Make it soul, No. 1"
"Captain, exactly how much cleavage will they allow?" - Troi
"Captain, he's hiding something in his pants." * Troi
"Captain, he's up to something." O'Brien
"Captain, is something wrong with your chair?" - Scotty, "Generations"
"Captain, it's a trick. I can handle them. I have an army!" Kor
"Captain, life is not a dream." - Spock
"Captain, may I speak to you alone?" Data
"Captain, one little tribble isn't harmful!" Cyrano Jones
"Captain, perhaps you should appear to enjoy your soup." - Data
"Captain, please! Not in front of the Klingons." - Spock, STV.
"Captain, please.  Not in front of the Klingons."
"Captain, please.  Not in front of the Klingons."  -Spock, ST:V
"Captain, please. Not in front of the Klingons."
"Captain, something is beaming aboard this vessel." Spock
"Captain, that thing only feeds on blood!" Garrovick
"Captain, that thing's a...giant hand!" Sulu
"Captain, the Borg is still unconscious." Worf
"Captain, the Engines here.  Scotty canna take much more of this."
"Captain, the Pentium scanners report there are 1.0000563 Klingons!"
"Captain, the alien ship has changed course and speed." Chekov
"Captain, the alien wessel is moving closer." Chekov
"Captain, the computer is reporting that Elvis is on deck 11."
"Captain, the dilithium crystals are completely destroyed!"
"Captain, the level of tension onboard is rising." - Troi
"Captain, the stars are gone!"  "Get off the Viewscreen controls, Chekov
"Captain, there be raptors here" &^@$#%* NO CARRIER
"Captain, there be whales here!" "Scotty, dammit, that's a mirror!"
"Captain, there be whales here."  "Scotty, that's just a mirror"
"Captain, there's something out there."
"Captain, this *may* be a trap." Neelix
"Captain, this tribble is dead." Spock
"Captain, we are being watched." Spock
"Captain, we are no longer orbiting Triacus." Spock
"Captain, we are receiving 285,000 hails!" (Parallels)
"Captain, we are receiving 285,000 hails." - Lt. Wesley Crusher
"Captain, we don't have any torpedoes." Demora Sulu
"Captain, we found a robot tailor." "Make it sew!"
"Captain, we will not be silent!" - Sam Neil's character in "The Hunt for Red October"
"Captain, we'll get too close to the sun." Scott
"Captain, we're approaching the coordinates of the wormhole." Paris
"Captain, we're being hailed."   "I know. That weather's terrible!
"Captain, we're out of Columbian coffee." -- Tom Servo
"Captain, we're out of Earl Gray tea." - Ship does a 180
"Captain, we're out of Earl Gray." "Bridge, course 180!"
"Captain, we're out of torpedoes!" "Use the writers!!"
"Captain, we've found a robot tailor." "Make it sew!"
"Captain, we've got him back. The Romulan." Kim
"Captain, we've lost the subspace message."   "Damn V-chip again!"
"Captain, what is all this??" Scott
"Captain, why do our phasers look like dustbusters?"
"Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows '95?" - Worf
"Captain, why not just give the Borg a 286 and Windows NT
"Captain, you almost make me believe in luck." Spock
"Captain, you are aware of the Biblical story of Genesis?" Spock
"Captain, you require sleep." Tuvok
"Captain, you're alive!" Rom-2
"Captain, your transplant isn't complete yet", said the doctor half-hear
"Captain. I did not plan to eavsdrop." Spock
"Captain. I have a favor to ask." Data
"Captain. One. Harmless. Little. Tribble." - Cyrano Jones
"Captain. Tools. For finely detailed work." Spock
"Captain. Why would I aim at such a structure?" Spock on barns
"Captain."  Data  "Bridge." Picard
"Captain... one harmless little tribble?" -- Cyrano Jones
"Captain: Engines here. Scotty can't take much more!"
"Captain?  Captain?  Captain?" Spock
"Captain?  Is there something wrong with your chair?"-Scotty to Kirk
"Captain? Are you all right? Jim? JIM??!!" Spock
"Captain? Captain Kirk?" Scott  "Yes." Kirk
"Captainone harmless little tribble?" -- Cyrano Jones
"Captains Log Supplemental: The Enterprise is spiralling down" - Kirk
"Captains don't give majors orders." -- Maj. Frank Burns
"Capture it? I don't remember giving any such order." Kirk
"Car Repairs"  - By Axel Grease
"Car phone answering machine: 'Hi, I'm home right now...'" - S. Wright
"Car"       - Mother of Carnivals, Charms and Letters.
"Cardassian humor escapes me." Odo
"Cardassian rule was oppressive, but it was simple." -- Odo
"Cardassians don't believe in luck, Doctor." Garak
"Cardinal Fang!  Fetch... the comfy chair!"
"Cardinal Fang!  Fetch... the comfy chair!" - Monty Python
"Cardinal Fang!  Fetch...the comfy chair!"
"Cardiostimulate." McCoy
"Care For A Chop?" - By Marsha Larts
"Care for a Jelly Baby?" -- The Doctor
"Care for a shrimp cocktail?" "No thanks, I don't drink."
"Care for another glass of checkers?" -- Hawkeye
"Care for some pudding?" said Tom hastily.
"Care keeps his watch in every old man's eye." - Shakespeare
"Care? ME!? I send bad checks to Sally Struthers!"--Rod Foremski
"Career set to off." -- Tom Servo
"Careful Chum! I don't like the look of these prickly succulents."
"Careful planning is the key to safe and swift travel." ULYSSES
"Careful with that power saw," said Tom disarmingly.
"Careful!  She knees groins!" -- Tom Servo
"Careful, Pietro! See how his eyes are blazing with hatred!" - Wanda
"Careful, Smithers, that sponge has corners, you know" - Monty Burns
"Careful, Smithers, that sponge has corners, you know."
"Careful, that's hot."  O'Brien to Keiko
"Careful, we don't want to learn from this."     - Calvin
"Careful.  I got hips like Watersford Crystal..." -- Crow
"Careful.  We don't want to learn anything from this" Calvin
"Careful.  We don't want to learn from this." - Calvin
"Careful. I got hips like Watersford Crystal" -- Crow
"Careful; these guys are trained cable-installers!" -- Tom Servo
"Carman Miranda's Ghost is haunting Space Station 3..." -Leslie Fish
"Carmen" lovers have "Show him the door!"-gasms.
"Carnivores!  Oy!" --Timon
"Carousel had more beatniks than this!" -- Tom Servo
"Carpe Diem" does _not_ mean "complain daily."
"Carpe diem/Seize the Day!" -Robin Williams
"Carrey is the senior officer in Engineering." Janeway
"Carry on." Janeway
"Cartoons now just suck!" - Beavis
"Case dismissed. Rusty, take these two out back and shoot them"
"Cash or credit?" -- Quark
"Cashew?"  "Bless you!"
"Cashew?"  "Gesundheit!"
"Cast in this unlikely role, ill-equipped to act.": Rush
"Cast off the shoes! Follow the gourd!"
"Cast thy bread upon the waters, for thalt shall find it..."
"Castigir is gone... now only you and I remain..." -- The Kurgan
"Casting bread upon the waters, my son?" -- Father Mulcahy
"Casting the Nets to Creativity" - biGFish Productions
"Castles are burning in my heart." -- Tori Amos
"Castles are burning in my heart." -- Tori Amos
"Casual drug users ought to be taken out and shot." Daryl Gates
"Cat commits suicide, shot in head 9 times" say police.
"Cat got your your voice sequencer?" -- Joel Robinson
"Cat in the Bed" by Claude Balls
"Cat!  You're so gullible!" -- Lister
"Cat-A-Comb" a Salon for Cats--it's a "Cat=Meow!"
"Cat-A-Lan" a network of Cats--it's the "Cats-Meow!"
"Cat-Birds" will watch your *Bird* for you --it's a "Cats-Meow!"
"Cat-Fight" Blonde meets Redhead--it's a "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
"Cat-Fights" have more class than Dog fights--it's a "Cats-Meow!"
"Cat-Scan"...a way too find your *Bird*
"Cat-Tags" can be a nice way to go--they're habit forming!
"Cat-Walk" a place to show--buns & boobs--it's the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
"Cat-a-Lan" a network of Cats--they're the "Cats-Meoowww!"
"Cat-ty" Two blondes talking about a brunette
"Cat." -- Ross, "Friends"
"Catch The Wave" New Coke - 1986
"Catch the mist, Catch the myth "  Tom Sawyer
"Catch the mystery, catch the drift"  Tom Saywer
"Catching Butterflies"                  By Annette Andajarr
"Caterpillars come and go, but this one's got TALENT!"  Cary Grant
"Catfish!  Plot us a course back to the garage!  I got work to do..."
"Catpain, Ambassador Sarek and his wife ARE my parents."
"Cats are around to remind us why we need opposable thumbs."
"Cats are independent, by which I mean smart." - D. Barry
"Cats don't need any excuses..."
"Cats rule and dogs drool!"  Sassy
"Cats" - by Ann Gora
"Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Cats, the finest doggie chew toy money can buy"
"Cats-Tags" can be a nice way to go--they're habit forming!
"Caught In The Middle" -- Dio
"Cause I wanna find what lies behind those eyes" -Floyd
"Cause Of Death Undetermined For Beheading Victim."
"Cause ya can't... ya won't and ya don't stop..." -Beastie Boys
"Caution can never be overused." -- Red Alert
"Caution is one thing and wavering is another." -- Strider
"Cavorting about like that isn't proper behavior" - Picard
"Cavorting really makes you lose your electrolytes." -- Joel
"Ceasar of the stars. And Cleopatra to worship him." Leonore Kalrdian
"Cease, gunslinger.  Strike your camp and turn west." - Oracle
"Cease, in the name of everything that does not suck!" - Butt-Head
"Celebrating the death of JFK 20 years ago." -- Larry King [11-22-93]
"Celibacy is not hereditary." -- Goden
"Celine Dion", said Paul, as he began transferring his taglines to
"Cemetary furnishings by Jiffy Tune!" -- Crow T. Robot
"CenTex Genealogy Connection" Waco, Texas  We Are On The Hunt!!!
"Censorship reflects a society's lack of confidence in itself."
"Censorship" is a term pertaining only to governmental action.
"Central casting sent over a family..." -- Tom Servo
"Cerberus. We've been down this road before." Hercules
"Cereal killer arrested over deaths of Snap, Crackle and Pop!"
"Cerebus doesn't need =you= for a guide." &lt;Bloop&gt; [Darkness]
"Certain conditions," means when it's running.
"Certain things shouldn't be moved." - Murray Teigh Bloom
"Certain you don't know what irritation is?" - Kirk
"Certainly the game is rigged.  Don't let that stop you." - Heinlein
"Certainly the game is rigged.  Don't let that stop you." - Lazarus Long
"Certainly the game is rigged.  Don't let that stop you." -- RAH
"Certainly the game is rigged." -- Heinlein
"Certainly we are interested in more than wealth." -- Ty, Giovanni
"Certainly, my son." - Wakko Warner
"Certainly, my son." -- Wakko
"Certainly, no sense in going off half cocked." - 007 (L.A.L.D.)
"Certainly.  You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban."
"Certified new shop.  We promise *not* recycled." -- Mike Nelson
"Cestus III has been destroyed." Kirk
"Cha-CHING!!! YES! YES! YES!"                         {EG}
"Chad, what's 2+2?"  "That's easy!  Square Root of 16!"
"Chag Sameach." [Happy Holiday] - Hebrew
"Challenging roof ahead!" &lt;jump&gt;  "...DOG!!" - The Tick
"Chance is the crucial refuge of the will." --Yukio Mishima
"Change for the machines".  &lt;Synners, Pat Cadigan&gt;
"Change is at the heart of what you are." - Q
"Change is inevitable." -- Disraeli
"Change is not only inevitable, it is necessary." -- Zappa
"Change is the essential process of all existence." - Spock
"Change it! Change it, Butthead!! This sucks!! This Sucks
"Change it, Butt-Head!! This sucks!! This Sucks!!!" - Beavis
"Change it, Butthead!" - "No way suffer, dude!"
"Change returns success... going and coming without error" -Pink Floyd
"Change returns successgoing and coming without error."
"Change the clarinet to an oboe." - Picard
"Change the gravitational constant of the universe." - Q
"Change, my dear. And it seems not a moment too soon!"
"Changed a tire without a license, eh?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Chantilly lace?" Scully  "You KNOW what I like!" Mulder
"Chaos in the universe always increases." -- The General Law
"Chaos often breeds life when order breeds habit. - Henry Brooks Adams
"Character is what you are in the dark!" &lt;John Worfin&gt;
"Character is what you are in the dark."-Vampires
"Charge defense grids, screens to maximum! - Lt Cmdr. Laural Takashima"
"Charity begins at home."  At about 6:30, when they call you and interrupt your dinner.  --Crabby Road
"Charity sucks." -Butt-Head
"Charles Dickens with 2 K's, the well-known Dutch author."
"Charles likes people to see his brain"
"Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen; Shrink to the size of a lima bean."
"Charlie Weaver, pornographer." -- Mike Nelson
"Charm is a group of goldfish stupid!, what school did YOU go to?"
"Charmed, I'm sure." -- Quark
"Charmed, I'm sure." -- Quark
"Charon and the Lords of Death kept the Darkness in check..."
"Charon is gone, and the Lords fight amongst themselves."
"Charron"? That's a wimp name !  I think I can take this guy.
"Chastity is the most peculiar of all the sexual aberrations."
"Chat? *HERE*? Bwhahahahahahahahahahah@%^#$@&% NO CARRIER
"Cheap mail order jewels!" -Dr. Fred
"Cheap plot devices? WHERE?"--Trek Writer, WTNE
"Cheap shot... but it felt good!" - Throttle
"Cheap!  Cheap!  Really cheap!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Cheaper Than IBM"                      By P.C. Clone
"Cheating is bad.  Richard Basehart is good" -- Gypsy
"Check again Mr. Dallas... you're sure you're still breathing?" - Bloom
"Check it out Beavis, it's one of those laboratory retrievers!"
"Check it out.  There's something cool coming up." - Butt-Head
"Check out Elmer over there.  Elmer as in Fudd." -- Freebooter
"Check out my butt!" - Beavis
"Check the Hiesenberg compensators." O'Brien
"Check the kid's bag, Arsenal... he might have a weapon."
"Check the naviagation log. Confirm our postion." Janeway
"Check the tailpipe," Tom said exhaustively
"Check this out, guys!  It's my brain!" -- Mudslide
"Check your gun at the door, Festus." -- Joel Robinson
"Cheer up.  Things could be worse." - Gen. George A. Custer
"Cheetah Girls: The Movie", premieres August 2003 on the Disney Channel
"Cheetahs never prosper." -- Zazu
"Cheetahs never prosper." -- Zazu
"Chekov wanted to, but I held him back." Scott
"Chekov, take over Spock's scanners." Kirk
"Chengo Reinhart tunes up his guitar." -- Tom Servo
"Cheops Law: Nothing EVER gets built on time or within budget."
"Cher"ware - you have to send in proof of a tattoo.
"Cherchez la femmes." -- Dumas
"Cherry Float": A virgin in the swimming pool?
"Cheryl, you stand between Ella & Pauline," interposed the photographer.
"Chesire? I don't think so. Minsk, perhaps." Chekov
"Chess is an ancient game, played by warriors." - Duncan MacLeod
"Chess is everything - art, science, and sport" - A Karpov
"Chess is not for timid souls."   - Wilhelm Steinitz
"Chess is the art of battle for the victorious battle of
"Chew electronic death, you snarling cur!"  - Calvin
"Chewbacca's Welding Co.:  We break it, YOU fix it!"
"Chewie and I will take care of this.  You stay here." - Han Solo
"Chewie, take the professor in the back."
"Chicago, Windows 4.0, Windows 95"?!?!?!?"
"Chicken soup is our only chance for survival!"  The Tick
"Chicken!  Chicken!"  --The Black Knight
"Chicken!  Chicken!" --Monty Python
"Chicks LOVE Big Ducks!"
"Chief Inspector Tuvok leaves no stone unturned." Chakotay
"Chief O'Brien's people can help you with that." - Sisko
"Chief! Do you have them?! They're not here!" Riker
"Chief, wait!" - Kira    "When?!" - O'Brien
"Chief, what the hell happened?" - Sisko
"Chief, what's wrong?" Sisko  "We're got a new problem, sir." O'Brien
"Chief. What happened?" Bashir
"Child of a messy divorce on runway two..." -- Tom Servo
"Child-like" and "childish" are totally different concepts.
"Childhood is for spoiling adulthood." - Calvin
"Childhood is short and maturity is forever" - Calvin
"Childhood is so disillusioning."  - - Calvin
"Childhood is the kingdom where no on dies" - Edna St. Vi
"Children are NOT allowed on the bridge!" - Picard
"Children are a lot older these days!"
"Children are meant to unfold, not to mold".  Chip Griffin
"Children can be queer about their animals." - Into the Woods
"Children have to grow up." Janeway
"Children of the night.  What music they make."   Bela Lugosi
"Children of the night... Shut-Up!"  - Count Dracula
"Children of the night... shut up!"  -Dracula
"Children of the nightSHUT UP!" - Dracula
"Children, the times they are a-becoming quite different." - Skinner
"Children? What are you talking about?" - O'Brien
"Chill is the air cold as steel tonight..."- Metallica
"Chill out!  I'm just here for your hamster." - Death
"Chimp Sorbet!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Chimp children... Yard apes..." -- Crow T. Robot
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. " C. De Gaulle
"Chip on your shoulder, Data?" "No sir, IN my shoulder."
"Chipmunks roasting on an open fire..."
"Chips"
"Chiun, you're incredible."   "No, I am better than that!"
"Chivalry is only reasonably dead." George Bush
"Chocolate is a serious thing!" - Counselor Troi
"Chocolate is a serious thing!" - D. Troi
"Chocolate is a serious thing!" -- Counselor Troi
"Chocolate is a serious thing."  -- Troi
"Chocolate is irrelevant!"  Oh, oh! The Borg got to Troi!
"Chocolate is serious business." -- Counselor Troi
"Chocolate is serious business." -- Troi
"Chocolate trilobite?" - Arthur's Sister, Dot   [The Tick]
"Chocolate, champagne, a large waterbed, and thou..."
"Choice is irrelevant." - Locutus of Pepsi
"Choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep..."
"Choke on that you flea bag!" - Flash makes a kill
"Choking is cool man, he hu huh huh..." -- Beavis
"Choose one myself?  ME?" - The Doctor
"Chop chop!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Chopped Cabbage; not just a good idea, it's the SLAW!! "
"Chris rescued me." Dax
"Chris, was that really you on the screen?"  "&lt;beep&gt;"
"Chris, was that really you on the screen?" Kirk
"Chris. Do you want to go there?" Kirk  "&lt;beep&gt;" Pike
"Christ died for our sins, so let's not disappoint him"
"Christ is cool!"  --Beavis
"Christ! There are raptors free in the park!" - Muldoon
"Christ!", Muldoon said.  "There are raptors free in the park."
"Christianity broke the heart of the world, and mended it."
"Christianity has made of death a terror."        - Ouida
"Christianity is not my religion." - A. Lincoln
"Christianity taught that love is worth more than intelligence."
"Christianity v. Paganism" is a lot like "Vanilla v. Chocolate."
"Christmas is so Republican." - Binkley
"Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind." Edmund Gwenn
"Christmas or nayah saal mubarak." - Urdu/Pakistan Christmas
"Christopher Robbins was a twit."  Pooh
"Christopher" is not a Borg identification, you are now 1 of 1.
"Chrome wasn't built in a day" -'The Bullwinkle Show'
"Chu'c mu+`ng Gia'ng Sinh va` na(m mo+'i." - Vietnamese Christmas
"ChuS'ugh."--Worf  "Did you just sneeze?"--Stone
"Chuck, it's because of physics..." -- Tom Servo
"Ciao, America!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Warner
"Ciao, America!" -- Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
"Ciao, America!" -- Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Ciao-a-bunga!"
"Cigarette?  No?" - The Mask
"Circular logic will only get you dizzy."
"Circular logic will only make you dizzy, Doctor."
"Circumsize Hillary; kick Bill in the chin?"
"Circumstances can force your hand, so think ahead!" -- Heinlein
"Circumstances can force your hand.  So think ahead!" - Lazarus Long
"Circumstances?  I make circumstances!" -- Napoleon
"Cities:  places you go to NOT do things."
"City Morgue--you kill 'em, we chill 'em; you stab 'em, we slab 'em!"
"City Prostitution Dept.  You lust 'em, we bust 'em."
"City abortion clinic - no fetus can beat us!"
"City guard again Finieous?!" -- Fred
"City!  On!  Fire!" -- Tom Servo
"Civil servant is semantically equal to civil master." -- RAH
"Civil servant" is semantically equal to "civil master."  L. Long
"Civilians."  -  Lt. Cm. Susan Ivanova.
"Civilization as we know it is at an end!"  RoboCop
"Civilization began in this little pile of goo!"  Q, StarTrek
"Civilize me!" -Rush
"Clairol Christians:" only the LORD knows for sure!
"Clamp that artery.  It's bleeding against orders." -- Trapper
"Clap on! Clap off! Clap on, clap off... show's over." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Clap on, clap offshow's over." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Clap on. Clap off! Clap on. Clap off! Clap on...the show's over."
"Clark Kent is who I am.  Superman is what I DO."
"Class of 2112!"
"Classic Groceries"  - By Chopin Liszt
"Classic Repost", said Tom Arkhit as he tried to install Windows
"Classic case of boy meets girl..Moving in the same direction" - Amy
"Classic:  A book which people praise and don't read." - Mark Twain
"Classical? Contemporary?"  "JAZZ."  "Ah."
"Claudia Schiffer, we salute you!   SCHWING!!" --Wayne & Garth
"Claudia Schiffer, we salute you!   SCHWING!"
"Clavin, what state do you live in?" "Denial" "I believe it" - Calvin
"Clay looks better in a sweater washed in Woolite..." -- TV's Frank
"Clay!  I didn't mean to make you undead!" -- TV's Frank
"Clay!  There are girls here!  Actual girls!" -- TV's Frank
"Clay!  Where are your fine washables?" -- TV's Frank
"Clay! I didn't mean to make you undead!" -- TV's Frank
"Clay! There are girls here! Actual girls!" -- TV's Frank
"Clay! Where are your fine washables?" -- TV's Frank
"Clay, have you seen my X-Men #354?" -- TV's Frank
"Clean it up. Now." Quark
"Clean miss, sir." Chekov
"Clear conscience"  - Translation: bad memory
"Clear the Cargo Bay, Scotty's beaming up"
"Clear your mind of everything in it . . . if there's anything there."
"Clear your mind...if there's anything there..."--Odo
"Clear!" yelled Pooh, and 100,000 volts surged through Kanga
"Clear?" - Holly. "No." - Lister. "Tough." - Holly
"Clergy were the dispensers of salvation." --SB "What kind of dispensers?  PEZ?  Take salvation out of your clergyman's neck!" --Larry
"Cleveland?  Yes, I spent a week there one day."
"Clever is as clever does, toots." - Aahz
"Clever lad.  Charming story." -- Garek
"Clever.  Hardly original, but clever." -- Garak
"Climate is what we expect.  Weather id what we get."
"Climate is what we expect.  Weather is what we get." - Heinlein
"Climate is what we expect.  Weather is what we get." - Lazarus Long
"Climb into the 50 ft. Ann Margaret..." -- Mike Nelson
"Clint Far-Eastwood..." -- Joel Robinson
"Clint Howard!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Clinton 21st Century Bridge" Car Poolers beware: Kennedy is driving!
"Clinton and truth seldom intersect" - B. Novak.
"Clinton got his economic policies in The Soviet Union" : Limbaugh
"Clinton promises to spread the pain" - Jim Miklashevski, NBC News
"Clinton's Marines are looking for a few GOOD women!"
"Clinton, and Gore - Out in Four!"
"Clinton, if you didn't inhale, what killed your brain?" - CSU student
"Clockwork Toy" -- Loudness
"Cloning is  precise science, that's why I ude the Clonerizer."
"Cloning" - by Ima Dubble
"Close Encounters of the Sandy Frank Kind!" -- Tom Servo
"Close only counts in horseshoes & lemonade, or something." -Butthead
"Close the Hexfield!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Close the blast doors!"  {SLAM}  "Open the blast doors!" - Trooper
"Close the door, I'm dressing!" - Mayonnaise
"Close the fridge door, I'm dressing!" cried the mayonnaise.
"Close the hatch! We're being invaded by bugs!" said Tom importantly.
"Close to retirement?" Kirk  "I hadn't planned on it." Picard
"Close your Bhudda before striking." -- Crow T. Robot
"Close your eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams!" - The Phantom
"Close your eyes, count to ten and see the sunrise rise"
"Close your eyes, let your spirit start to soar..." - The Phantom
"Close your eyes.  Close your eyes." Q to Amanda Rogers
"Close your eyes.  What do you hear?" - Master Po to young Peter
"Closer please... closer..." -- Hannibal Lector
"Clothing is irrelevant!" - Sharon Stone of Borg
"Clown Suits by Bargain Clown of Hollywood"
"Clown limousines..." -- Mike Nelson
"Clu Gulager and Yvonne Goolagong." -- Tom Servo
"Clu Gulager is Gilligan in Gulliver's Travels!" -- Mike Nelson
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"Cluck, Cluck   Cluck, Cluck" -The Tick
"Cluck, cluck, cluck number one."   "Cluck this Picard!"
"Cmdr. I'm puzzled by your reaction to Gaitch."  Delenn
"Coal."  Spock, 'Arena'
"Coca-Cola 50 Million Times a Day" - 1955
"Coca-Cola : 6,000,000 Drinks a day..." -1900
"Coca-Cola : Around the Corner from Everywhere." - 1923
"Coca-Cola : Easy To Buy, Easy To Carry, Easy To Keep On Ice" -1929
"Coca-Cola : The Pause That Refreshes." - 1929
"Coca-Cola : Within an Arms Reach of Desire." - 1924
"Coca-Cola : World And Friend" - 1950
"Coca-Cola : You Can Trust It's Quality" - 1933
"Coca-Cola Delicious and Refreshing -1893
"Coca-Cola Quenches Thirst" -1900
"Coca-Cola The Year 'Round Drink" -1893
"Cocaine is God's way of saying to make too much god damned money."
"Cocaine is God's way of saying you make too much money." - Williams
"Cockamamie" is a word that comes to mind.
"Cockroach!" -- Tom Servo
"Coconut milk. Young coconuts must love it." Walter Ekland
"Code 1 Emergency! That's a disaster call!" Chekov
"Code Green, all's well, Kirk out." Kirk
"Code.  Zero.  Zero.  Zero.  Destruct.  Zero." - Kirk
"Codename:  Bobby Goldsboro-Hair!" -- Tom Servo
"Codename:  Cubic Zirconium-Head!" -- Mike Nelson
"Codename:  Diamond Head-Cold!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Codename:  Grand Torino!" -- Mike Nelson
"Codename:  Interruptus!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Codename:  Receding!" -- Tom Servo
"Codename: Bobby Goldsboro-Hair!" -- Tom Servo
"Codename: Cubic Zirconium-Head!" -- Mike Nelson
"Codename: Diamond Head-Cold!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Codename: Grand Torino!" -- Mike Nelson
"Codename: Interruptus!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Codename: Receding!" -- Tom Servo
"Coffee affects your hearing." - "Could you repeat that, please?"
"Coffee is *not* supposed to be a *solid*."  Maj. Winchester
"Coffee is not for kids"  Bart on the blackboard
"Coffee is not for kids." - Bart's Board
"Coffee is not supposed to be a *solid*." -- Winchester
"Coffee table?  Purchased with the souls of young girls." -- Servo
"Coffee's a major plot point..." -- Mike Nelson
"Coffee, Jamaican blend, double-strong, double-sweet." -- O'Brien
"Coffee, black and strong." -- Agent Cooper
"Coffee, tea, monster... coffee, tea, monster..." - Dot Warner
"Coffee, tea, monstercoffee, tea, monster..." -Dot
"Coffee, two sugars, cream... and aspirin." -- Sinclair
"Cogito Ergo Oink:  I think, therefore I ham." -- Shatner
"Cogito Ergo Windows" - "I think therefore icon."
"Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong." -- Blair Houghton
"Cogito, Ergo, Oink:  I think, therefore I ham." - Shatner
"Coincidences are spiritual puns." -- Chesterton
"Coitus interruptus, ergo no c_m."
"Coke Belongs To You" New Coke - 1985
"Coke adds life." - 1980
"Coke is it!" - 1981
"Cokeologists..." - 1986 New Coke
"Col. Potter would like to address the personnel personally." -- Radar
"Coleman Francis is Curly Howard in The Fugitive!" -- Mike Nelson
"Coleman Francis makes a terrific stewardess!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Collaborators.  Not even the Ferengi would do that." -- Odo
"Collar and chains?" - Dire Wolf
"Collateral damage is good for you!" -- Iceberg
"College Athletics" - by Nancy Dubblelay
"College isn't the place to go for ideas." - Hellen Keller
"College nothing, I'm goin' to Vegas!!" - Skippy Squirrel
"Colloquially expressed, but essentially correct." Spock
"Colonel Blair will be reduced to a pile of entrails.."  - Thrakhath
"Colonel Moamar Khadafy action figures!" -- Tom Servo
"Colonel North, may we borrow your shredder?" - Hillary Clinton
"Colonel North, we'd like our shredders back." - Hillary Clinton
"Colonel. Kick the little twerp's ass." - Eisen
"Colonel?  Or should I call you Houdini?" - Rollins
"Colonels don't know their brass from their elbows." -- Col. Potter
"Colorless green ideas sleep furiously." --Noam Chomsky
"Colossus and his impeccable sense of timing..." -- Mike Nelson
"Colossus parts ferns with his bare hands!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Colossus, I'm giving you Windoze."-Forbin "I surrender!"-Colossis
"Colossus:  Fearless vagrant!" -- Mike Nelson
"Colt .45, semi-automatic.  Play-dough." -- Number 5
"Columbus, I have sighted MODERATOR."  "Let's get out of here!"
"Comb your Darren Stevens haircut." -- Mike Nelson
"Come 'n see the violence inherent in th' system!"
"Come Mista Crowley-man, talley me Cabala..."
"Come On In!"  - By Doris Open
"Come again?", Orville ejaculated.
"Come along, my little booboochitos." -- Opus Penguin
"Come along, my little booboochitos." -Opus
"Come along. The Master doesn't like to be kept waiting." - Riff
"Come and get him, Bitch"-Freddy Krueger
"Come and get me coward!"-Alice
"Come and see the violence inherent in the system!"  -Peasant
"Come any closer and you'll get the whole picture." -- Col. Potter
"Come back and fight like a duck!" * Darkwing Duck
"Come back here and fight like a paperback!"
"Come back in five minutes!"--Odo  "Make that half an hour." -- Lwaxana
"Come back with me, please?" Leila  "I can't." Spock
"Come back with me...make a difference AGAIN!" Picard to Kirk (ST:G)
"Come back, kitty!  We've got skydiving lessons at 4!!"
"Come fog, fire of Fall! Have I made myself plain enough?"
"Come for the pictures of fish, stay for the house wine!"
"Come give your son a kiss."- Warlock II: The Armaggeddon
"Come here child... Granny has a present for you." -- Baba Yaga
"Come here, little girl.  Want some candy?  Quick!  Grab her!"
"Come in Joel, you fancy, pantsy, nancy-boy!"
"Come in Joel, you free floating sewage leak!"
"Come in Joeline, my little orbiting Dove Bar!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Come in handy" is not pidgin Japanese
"Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar, you're gonna go far" -Floyd
"Come into my arms, my dear."  "No way, I prefer it the ordinary way."
"Come into my house, eat my bananas, and mock me?" -- Tom Servo
"Come into my parlor" said the spider to the fly.
"Come into my spiderweb." - Kermit
"Come join the Warner brothers and the Warner sister Dot"
"Come not between the dragon and his wrath" -- Dohlman, Tremere
"Come off! I'm sane now!" - Homer, scrubbing his "INSANE" stamp off
"Come on Havoc, we're not out of this yet!"
"Come on Mav, do some of that pilot [stuff]!" -Goose
"Come on Spock! Pull my finger!" -- Kirk
"Come on dance little sister, little sister wants to dance!"
"Come on out here! California rules! Like, totally!" - Dex
"Come on over for BBQ said Pooh as he eyed Piglet hungrily."
"Come on over here, baby, I want to do a thing with you."
"Come on over there's nobody home." I went over - nobody was home !!
"Come on thunder...come on thunder."
"Come on without; come on within..."
"Come on you miner for truth and delusion, and shine!" -Floyd
"Come on you painter, you piper, you prisoner, and shine!" -Pink Floyd
"Come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr, and shine!" -Floyd
"Come on!  Confess!" -Ben
"Come on!  It's a whole new life out there!" "Oh No! Not another one!"
"Come on!  Make with the kitten!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Come on! Haggle!"
"Come on! I don't think we have much time." Garak
"Come on! Make with the kitten!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Come on! You won't melt if I kiss you! &lt;xx&gt;"  Odo melts.
"Come on!" "Not now. I'm too drunk."
"Come on, Chief, it's now or never." Crusher
"Come on, Crow, it doesn't say that."-Tom "It does to, dickweed!"-Crow
"Come on, Doc, time to be a hero." - Kira
"Come on, Doc.  Time to be a hero." -- Peri Brown AND Kira Nerys
"Come on, Doctime to be a hero." -- Kira
"Come on, Henry, there's a bottle dying to meet you." -- Trapper
"Come on, King of the Jews!"
"Come on, Nick!  You're 800 years old.  What's an egg?" -- Natalie
"Come on, Snow White!  Take your best shot!" -- Julia
"Come on, Spock ... pull my finger!" -- Captain Kirk
"Come on, Spock!  Pull my finger!"  -- Kirk
"Come on, Tommy, let's get out of here." Rikki
"Come on, admit it.  Sometimes you think I'm all right." - Han Solo
"Come on, isn't this this all wonderfully barbaric?"  Q
"Come on, let's go break the news to Morn." Odo
"Come on, my friends let's make for the hills" -Pink Floyd
"Come on, now, I hear you're feeling down" -Floyd
"Come on, show him your underwear, anything goes!" - VP Al Gore
"Come on, smile! Lemme see your two front teeth." - Louis
"Come on, take a poke at me." - Q
"Come on, what are you, a man or a munchkin?"  - Lister
"Come on, you guys!  I don't kiss and tell!" -- Radar
"Come on, you pansy!" - The Black Knight
"Come on, you rotten pile of Gummi Bears!" -- Al Calavicci
"Come on.  It's me!" La Forge
"Come on.  Let's keep a little optimism here." - Han Solo
"Come on. Link. Come back to me." - Ramirez
"Come on. We have to hurry"-Alice
"Come out with your hands up and offer me your meaty portions." - Earl
"Come out with your pants down!" - Beavis
"Come outta there for a spanking!" -- Opus' Mom
"Come quietly or there will be...trouble" - Robocop
"Come then! My log does not judge!"
"Come to Butt-head.."
"Come to Daddy!"-Freddy Krueger
"Come to Papa!" - Ash
"Come to the war, often?" -- Tom Servo
"Come up to the lab and see what's on the slab." --Frank
"Come up to the lab... and see what's on the slab..." Frank N. Furter
"Come up to the laband see what's on the slab..."
"Come up to us and we will show you a thing." -- 1 Samuel 14:12
"Come upstairs, son, like a good boy." "No, Mommy, you'll only throw me down again."
"Come with me if you want to live." -- Kyle Reese
"Come with me if you want to live." -- The Terminator
"Come with me, Doctor. This will be interesting." Picard
"Come with me; we'll find your people." -- Kes
"Come!  We are ready for the floor show!" - Frank N. Furter
"Come, Arthur!  There is evil afoot!"  The Tick
"Come, Doctor!  It's as easy as pie!" -- The Master
"Come, Fenric.  Play the game of traps." -- The Doctor.
"Come, Mak-khoy! Bring our child!"--Eliane
"Come, Pinky, we're wasting time travel!" - Brain
"Come, Watson, come!  The game is afoot." -- Sherlock Holmes
"Come, mistah Crowley-man, talley me Khabbala..."
"Come, my lad, and drink some beer."              - Samuel Johnson
"Come.  I have such sights to show you." -- Julia
"Come.  We are ready for the floor show." -- Frank N. Furter
"Come." -Kosh/Babylon 5.
"Come." Kosh
"Come." Lawgiver  "No." Kirk  "Then you will die." Lawgiver
"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." - Ustinov
"Comedy's fun when you know the secret." -- Joel Robinson
"Comfort's in my coffee cup."--Billy Joel
"Comfortable chair!" -- Worf
"Comics" and "Investment" are mutually exclusive.
"Coming here almost makes me human myself" - Data
"Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows."
"Coming up next on Nick At Night..." -- Tom Servo
"Coming, Commander?" Worf  "Right behind you." Riker
"Command or filename irrelevant." -- DOS of Borg
"Command requirements do not recognize personal privilages." Spock
"Commander .. Tell me about your sexual organs" - Soren
"Commander Chakotay, give me your stick." Janeway
"Commander Cleavage! Cover that Troi!" - Jellico
"Commander Data, escort Ishara to the transporter room."
"Commander Data?!" Bashir
"Commander Riker, report!" Picard "We've lost him." Riker
"Commander Sisko is my superior officer." - Kira
"Commander!  I can not give you what you deny yourself."  Kai Opaka
"Commander, How could you ever suggest such a thing?" Sheridan
"Commander, I have a new postion for you..." - Ro Laren
"Commander, I object to that plan." - Data
"Commander, I think I have to go to the bathroom." --Ivanova    "Tell me about it." --Sinclair
"Commander, I'm taking an away team back to the planet." Janeway
"Commander, I've had enough of you!" - Ro Laren
"Commander, are you all right?!?!" - LaForge
"Commander, are you all right?" Data  "HELP ME!" Riker
"Commander, can this be another me?" - Data
"Commander, change course. There's coffee in that nebula." - Janeway
"Commander, have you any idea where that's been?" * Picard
"Commander, how could you even think such a thought?" - Sheridan
"Commander, is there something you want to tell me?" - Sheridan
"Commander, let's assume he's going to be successful." Janeway
"Commander, our options are limited." - Data
"Commander, there is no careful way to question a Klingon." - Odo
"Commander, there's a problem." - Ivanova, B5
"Commander, this is extortion." -- Garak    "Mmm, yes." -- Sisko
"Commander, wanted alien Tracy has been sighted on the Promenade!"--Od
"Commander, what are you doing?" - Worf
"Commander, what are your intentions toward my daughter?" -- Data
"Commander, you have a hole on your hard drive."
"Commander, you just sit tight." Data
"Commander, you throw one hell of a party!" -- Quark
"Commander, you'd better take a look at this." - Ivanova
"Commander, you'll forgive me if I put up a fight." Kirk
"Commander," "Yes?" "I think, I've got to go to the bathroom!"Ivanova
"Commander. I want to go with you." - Kira
"Commander. This is a private matter." - Sheridan
"Commander?  What are you doing here?" - Worf
"Commence primary ignition"
"Comment, Mr Spock ?" - "We're in big trouble, Captain."
"Comment, Mr Spock ?" - "We're in deep doo-doo, Captain."
"Comment, Mr Spock?"     "We're in big trouble, Captain."
"Commercial sign in 5, 4, 3, 2... Commercial sign now."
"Commercial sign... Hit the button." -- Crow T. Robot
"Commie scat!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Committee: A life form with 6 or more legs and no brain." - Heinlein
"Commodore Decker, you are relieved of command." Spock
"Common sense is in spite of, not as a result of education." -- Hugo
"Common sense is not so common." - Voltaire
"Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat."
"Common sense isn't really all that common."
"Common sense" is an oxymoron.
"Common sense": Isn't when it comes to laws
"Companion, do you love the Man?" Kirk
"Company we keep, roaming the land while you sleep..."- Metallica
"Company's coming," Tom guessed.
"Company's coming," Tom guessed. -Rambo & Youngquist
"Comparing apples and vacuum again, are we, Bob?" - McCullough
"Compassion is no substitute for justice."    New Undeniable Truth #30
"Compassion is the currency of losers." Cutthroat
"Compassion!  Maybe that's what keeps us ahead of computers." - McCoy
"Complaints from the crew Captain, there's only one toilet aboard"
"Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation." - St. Augustine
"Comprendo, flybait?" - Aahz
"Compression, what compression?" said the Road Pizza.
"Compromise - you get on top, and I'll draw on your butt."
"Compu'er. COMPU'ER!" - Scotty, talking to a mouse.
"Compute to the last digit the value of pi." Spock to Computer
"Computed - Dear.." - Enterprise 1701 Computer
"Computer - blondes and jazz seldom go together." - Riker
"Computer - delete Paris"
"Computer - tea, Earl Grey, hot...HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!" - Picard
"Computer not a virgin. No Himem found!"            Bob Morgan1, 1994
"Computer possessed? Try EXOR.SYS!"
"Computer seal off corridor 14a habital level 5."    - Odo
"Computer senility. Such a weird condition."  &lt;Lister&gt;
"Computer standing by, please input tagline parameters"
"Computer!  Level two." -- Worf
"Computer!  Remove the plank!"  - Commander Riker
"Computer! .. End program!" - Picard
"Computer! Arch." --Moriarty.
"Computer! Delete Janeway" : Holodoc
"Computer! Delete Paris" : Holodoc
"Computer! Earl Grey, Hot.. in a cup.. round."
"Computer! Earl Grey, Hot..in a cup..round..with a nice little spoon."
"Computer! End Clinton administration holodeck program."
"Computer! Tagline, Fidonet, funny."
"Computer" "WoRkInG" "Say the master" "tHe MaStEr" - Tom Servo
"Computer,  Fix it."
"Computer, End program." - Barkley
"Computer, Stout, Murhpeys, cold."  - O'Brien
"Computer, access the exocomp's sensor logs." - Data
"Computer, cease audio." Janeway
"Computer, delete Janeway." -HoloDoc
"Computer, delete WESLEY.EXE" - Entire Enterprise crew.
"Computer, delete last sentence." - Janeway
"Computer, display NUDETROI.GIF"  - Wes.
"Computer, end holographic program." Janeway
"Computer, end program." - Barklay
"Computer, execute my original command." - Troi
"Computer, freeze program." - Worf
"Computer, how about... Brahms?" -- Geordi
"Computer, how many crewmen are unaccounted for?" Janeway
"Computer, identify musical composition." - Picard
"Computer, increase difficulty to level four." Alexander
"Computer, increase temperature by five degrees." - Troi
"Computer, lower the surrounding light level." -- Troi
"Computer, make this a metal table." Troi
"Computer, open this hatch or I'll take an axe to your memory."
"Computer, pause playback.  YES!!!" - Picard
"Computer, perhaps I'm not clearly defining my intent." Picard
"Computer, recognize Picard.  Alpha-2 Clearence." - Data
"Computer, remove plank!" - Riker, Star Trek: Generations
"Computer, remove the plank..." - Riker ST:G
"Computer, remove the plank.... &lt;splash!&gt;" - Wil Riker, "Generations"
"Computer, replay morning glass lunch judge a bin to let it."
"Computer, restore holographic image." - Data
"Computer, run Barclay Program 9 with Cindy Crawford and Troi."
"Computer, run Barclay Program 9 with Kira and Troi."
"Computer, run holoprogram 'Shower2A' with B'Elanna Torres." - J.T.
"Computer, run holoprogram 'Shower2A' with Jadzia Dax."
"Computer, run holoprogram 'Shower2A' with Kes."
"Computer, run holoprogram 'Shower2A' with Tasha Yar." - J.T.
"Computer, run program PON-FARR/TUVOK 1 . . . and I mean NOW!"
"Computer, shut this bloody thing off!" - Mr. Scott
"Computer, some girlie mags and a box of tissues."  Wesley
"Computer, you and I have got to have a little talk!" - Miles O'brien
"Computer, you and I need to have a little talk" - Cheif O'Brien
"Computer, you and I need to have a little talk."
"Computer," he croaked, "get me my brain care specialist on the line."
"Computer.  Eliminate program one." - Data
"Computer.  Half volume." - Data
"Computer. Paper Bag. One."
"Computer. Valerian root tea. Hot." Troi
"Computer."    "wOrKiNg."   "It sounds like Torgo!"
"Computer... Two... Calamin sherries." - Data
"Computer... pause playback." - Picard
"Computer..begin playback from the first measure." Picard
"Computer:  Delete 'Orville'." - Emergency Medical Hologram
"Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable."-T. Gibb
"Computers make excellent and efficient servants." - Spock
"Computers, blondes and jazz seldom go together." - Riker
"Conceit in weakest bodies strongest works." - Shakespeare
"Concentrate Fire on that Super Star Destroyer!" - Admiral Ackbar
"Concentrate, Pinky! Concentrate!" - Brain
"Concern for blacks is a setback to America." - Limbaugh
"Conclusion" - The place where you got tired of thinking
"Conclusions Mr. Data?" "It appears to be a tagline, sir."
"Condiment man!  Get your condiments!" -- Tom Servo
"Condoms only work during the school year."   New Undeniable Truth #12
"Conduct is three-fourths of our life." -- Arnold
"Conference on Schizophrenia". I've half a mind to attend
"Confidence is when you are ignorant of the facts." - Hillary Rodham Clinton
"Confidence, the feeling you had before you new the problem."
"Configuration is irrelevant." Borg Sysop
"Conform or be cast out." -Rush: Signals
"Conform or be cast out.": Rush
"Conform!  Conform!  Conform!" -- Joel Robinson
"Conform, goddammit, conform!"
"Confound these ancestors.... They've stolen our best ideas!" - Ben Jonson
"Confucius say too fucking much!"
"Confucius say:  Man who fart in church sit in own pew."
"Confuse people ... Quote from the WRONG message!"
"Confuse the world, smile all day Monday!"
"Confused?  Call Counselor Troi, 1-900-NCC-1701, $1.95/minute"
"Congratulate!  I'll give 'em congratulate!" - Shai-ster
"Congratulations Rudy, you just staked out a roll of toilet paper."
"Congratulations! Now you're ready the for Looser's Olympics!" - Buzzcut
"Congratulations, Captain, you've done it." Romulan
"Congratulations, Captain." Data  "Your Honor." Picard
"Congratulations, Data, it's a girl!" - Troi
"Congratulations. You just invented the staircase." -- Forrester
"Congratulations." - Q to Picard
"Congress is the only inherent criminal class in America." - Mark Twain
"Conjunction Junction, what's your function?"
"Conquest is easy.  Control is not." - Kirk
"Conquest is made of the ashes of one's enemies." -- Starscream
"Conscience is just the fear of getting caught." Sheriff Buck
"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich." -- "Ali Baba Bunny" [1957, Chuck Jones]
"Consequences, schmonsequences; as long as I'm rich..." -- Daffy Duck
"Conserve material:  wear a mini-skirt today!"
"Conserve the Constitution?  Heck no!  I'm a Conservative!"
"Conserve your precious hatred for the game!"  -- Apu
"Consider it a gift." Zek
"Consider it a warning, Quark."  Odo
"Consider it done, Boss."--Danny Davids
"Consider it job security." Kirk to Cyrano Jones
"Consider yourself captured..." - Kim to Torres
"Consolation-guy is big!" (Kramer)
"Consorting with lower rank females, Captain?"  Q
"Conspicuous consumption makes our love stronger!" -- Tom Servo
"Constable Parrot ATE one of those!!!"
"Constable there's no hurry." -- Sisko
"Constable, would you stop doing that?!" Kira
"Constable... there's no hurry." -- Sisko
"Constables 13, Superintendents 9."
"Constantine... Constantine... where are you?" -- Swamp Thing
"Constantine... led me through the badlands." -- Swamp Thing
"ConstantineConstantinewhere are you?" -- Swamp Thing
"Constantineled me through the badlands." -- Swamp Thing
"Constitution?  What Constitution?" - Wm. J. Clinton
"Consult an investment broker," was Tom's stock answer.
"Consult the Book of Armaments!"
"Contact Admiral Riker, Starbase 247." - Picard
"Contamination.  Can't risk that." Claudius Marcus
"Contemplating your afterlife, Pinky." - The Brain
"Contest not open to aardvarks or their families."
"Contraceptives should be used on aZhWnceivable occasions" RAH
"Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions" - Heinlein
"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be,
"Contribute" is now a FORCED "sacrifice" of taxation.
"Control electricity and you control the world." -- Shrapnel
"Control the things you can control, maggot!" - Cort
"Control your creepy self!" -- Tom Servo
"Control, Kojak! Let that be your watchword in all things." - Glen
"Control, control.  You must learn control." - Yoda
"Convenient home delivery of Ann Margaret" -- Crow T. Robot
"Conversation breaks up the monopoly of not talkin'." - Popeye
"Convert or Die!"... oh, yeah, like it'll mean anything then
"Convert or Die!"oh, yeah, that's REAL tolerant.
"Converts are the worst kind of bigots" -Max quoting Edison
"Converts are the worst kinds of bigots!" -Max Headroom
"Cook?  What do I look like?" -Peg Bundy?
"Cooking Rule... If at first you don't suceed, order pizza"
"Cool climate, Number One - cool climate." * Picard
"Cool like us."
"Cool turkey is, like, the curse of expectation." - DT II
"Cool!  They have a blimp!" -- The Tick
"Cool!  They've got a blimp!" - The Tick
"Cool! Evil wins again!" - Charles
"Cool!" Da Da Da Da dan da da dan
"Cool, I like my farts."
"Cool." - John Carter
"Cooling Trend Continues" - The Pangaea Times, Dinosaurs
"Cops *love* it when get civic minded." -- Carlin
"Cops have better things to do than get killed."  "Yeah? SO DO I!"
"Cor, that looked just like a negative reality inversion that did!"
"Cork it, Larry." -- Dr. Forrester
"Corn flakes with gin..." -- Tom Servo
"Corn on the cob?" Aunt Adah
"Cornering neatly she trips up sweetly to meet the people" -Pink Floyd
"Cornering neatly she trips up sweetly to meet the people."
"Corollary:  Fundies debunking itself will not notice it."
"Corporal Clegg had a wooden leg" -Floyd
"Correct. It's your play." Sulu-2 to Spock-2
"Correction.  Denying the truth is *much* sillier." -- Jack Butler
"Correctly phrased, Captain, as noted in the manual." Spock
"Corrupt" is too harsh, I prefer the term "Ethically Challenged".
"Corruption is everywhere!"           M.A.N.T.I.S.
"Cosmetology" - by Rosie Cheeks
"Costrophobia"....The fear of high prices.
"Could I ask a favor of you?" Doctor
"Could I get some dramamine for the credits?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Could I have my leg back, please?" -- Col. Henry Blake
"Could I have my skirt, please?" Lydia to Diolus
"Could I stop by sometime for a cup of ego?" -- Hawkeye to Winchester
"Could anybody love him, or is it just a crazy dream?" -Pink Floyd
"Could be the news or some other amusement, could be reusable shows"
"Could be worse."  "How?"  "Could be raining."  &lt;Crackle...&gt;
"Could have been worse.  Could have been me." -- Bashir
"Could it be .... SATAN?!"
"Could our mystery stiff enter and sign in please?" -- Crow
"Could somebody get this noose off me?" Salmoneus
"Could someone break the ice, please?" -- Joel Robinson
"Could someone please fix the holographic projectors"
"Could take hours sir" - Seaman  "You got a date?" - Captain (T.S.W.L.M.)
"Could there be anything worse, and *less* chaotic, then those who contribute
"Could we PLEASE stick to the script?"
"Could we have a rapper on checkout 2 please?"
"Could we have a sense of scale, here?" -- Joel Robinson
"Could we just get on with it please?" -- TV's Frank
"Could we just go please?" -- Tom Servo
"Could you be a little more vague?" -- Tom Servo
"Could you continue your petty bickering?  I find it most intriguing"
"Could you continue your petty bickering?" - Data
"Could you explain again why I do all the work?" -- Crow
"Could you find me some rocks to throw at them?" -- Riker
"Could you get a little closer apart?" Director Michael Curtiz
"Could you get my agent on the phone?" -- Joel Robinson
"Could you get that, son?" -- Tom Servo
"Could you hand me the, uh, towel?" Neelix
"Could you just make up a sonnet?" Selena "One has just sprung to mind" Alfred
"Could you like shut up and give us some money?" - Butt-Head
"Could you pass me that towel?", Tom asked, dryly.
"Could you pass the rolls?" La Forge to Ro
"Could you please kill me?" -- Tom Servo
"Could you please take a breath mint?" -- Joel Robinson
"Could you please take the handcuffs off now?" -- Mutant Raccoon
"Could you run that one past again, slow?" - Aahz
"Could you scratch my back with your voice?" -- Mike Nelson
"Could you see if they have any baseball caps?" Sheridan
"Could you staple my ears back?" -- Tom Servo
"Could you tell if it's an inflatable?" (Jerry)
"Could you tell me where the tennis courts are?" - Dax
"Coulda sworn I hit something..." -- Tom Servo
"Couldn't Moe and Larry make it?"  Yakko Warner
"Couldn't help noticing your suitcase..." -- Joel Robinson
"Couldn't they get Rush Limbaugh?" -- Tom Servo
"Couldn't we play some other game?" asked O'Brien, wistfully.
"Couldn't we talk about something else instead?" - Rush
"Couldn't you hang me instead?" - Duncan
"Couldn't you just crash a little bit?  C'mon!" -- Tom Servo
"Counselor Troi to Lt. Edwards, meet me in holodeck 2."
"Counselor Troi, report to my quarters. Clothing optional."
"Counselor's Log, StarDate 45623.6.  My mother is on board."
"Counselor, Hold very still..." - Data
"Counselor, can I, uh, use your com-badge?" - Riker
"Counselor, can I... uh... use your combage?" -- Riker
"Counselor, hold very still..." -- Data
"Counselor, may I -uh- use yer combadge?"
"Count De La Pain." -- Crow T. Robot
"Count Jugula!  Wow!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Count me in on the journey, don't expect me to stay" -Floyd
"Count me in." Sisko  "Aye, sir." Bashir
"Count the heads, baby."--Zaphod Beeblebrox
"Counting time is not so important as making time count."
"Country 92.5 FM.. more hicks than YOU know what to do with!" -Hacker
"Country Eastern!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Country" is more than just a word in the Scout oath.
"Couple 'a minutes on the thunder bucket, here..." -- Tom Servo
"Couple of nights in bed with a hot nurse and I'll be fine." -- Al
"Courage doesn't mean that you don't have fear." Paris
"Courage is something you can't be afraid to have." -- Frank Burns
"Courage is the complement of fear."           - RAH
"Courage is the complement of fear." - Heinlein
"Courage is... mastery of fear--not absence of fear." -- Twain
"Course already plotted. Laying it in." Chekov  "I see." Kirk
"Courtesy is Owed; Respect is Earned; Love is Given!"--Durwydd Mac Tar
"Courtesy is the lubricant of social interaction." - Heinlein
"Courtney, no sleeping on the Promenade. Go home." - Odo
"Courts are where Justice is dispensed with." -Mark Twain
"Cover her face; mine eyes dazzle:  she died young..." - D. of Malfi
"Cover me, I'm going in..."
"Cover the soap dish." "But it's empty!" "We don't want people to know."
"Cover up." Sisko
"Cover your bets... Y'A'L'L'..."   "BINGO!"  "We have a winner!"
"Cover your mouth when you sneeze!" Tom scoffed.
"Cover your shame!" -- Joel Robinson
"Cowards take hostages, Klingons do NOT." * Worf
"Cowards' funerals when they come, are not wept so well at home."
"Cowboy Mike's Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce!"
"Cowboys ain't easy to love, and they're harder to hold..."
"Cows In Orbit - The Herd Shot `Round The World"
"Coyote, Wile E. Coyote.  Occupation: Genius" - Wile E. Coyote
"Crab...?  You will be assimulated..."  -Pollock of Borg
"Crack hits the Old West..." -- Tom Servo
"Crackdown"  - By Lauren Order
"Crank up the station!  Shake the foundation!  Wake up the nation!"
"Crap!" - Mulder after a methane explosion (WotC)
"Crap, I'm locked outta' my car." -- Mike Nelson
"Crap." - Mulder (War of the Coprophages)
"Crawl back in your bottle of booze & pickle yourself."-Radar to Hawk
"Crayons can take you more places than starships." - Guinan
"Crazy" is a relative term in MY family.
"Create a family, raise an army..." Doctor
"Creation's deathless urge ever onward flows." -- Aether-Tongue
"Creationist nonsense" is redundant.
"Creationists prove that not everyone evolves."
"Creative writing is fine, so long as it remains on topic." - T. Ellis
"Creativity is hiding your sources." -- Rein*Hagen
"Creature from the Gross Lagoon..." -- Tom Servo
"Creepy little monkey." --Simba
"Crewman @LN@, step on that rock!" &lt;BOOM&gt; -- Captain Kirk
"Cries and screams are music to my ears." - Soundwave
"Crime Does Not Pay" - by Laura Norder
"Crime Does Pay" - By Robin Banks
"Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?"
"Crime-Resistant" ... due to superior weaponry!
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
"Criminal Lawyer"? ... REDUNDANT !!!
"Criminal lawyer" is redundant redundant.
"Criminal lawyer"...isn't that redundant?
"Criminals LOVE gun control, it makes there job much easier."
"Criminals Who Got Away" By Ida Donnit II
"Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot" -Batman
"Criminals love unarmed victims" - NRA member T-Shirt, 1995
"Criminies!  Stupid Clones!  I Really Miss My Mac." -- Tom Servo
"Cripes!  I've turned her into a sleeztak!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Cripes, we're trying to eat here!"- Flies
"Cripes.  How many hutches do they need?" -- Mike Nelson
"Criticize me!" -Rush
"Croatia is free," said Tom acerbically.
"Crom! Grant me revenge...if not...TO HELL WITH YOU!"
"Cross Lassie with cantalope; get meloncollie baby."
"Cross Your Heart, the bra that lifts and separates." -Playtex
"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country" --sw
"Cross my legs and hope to die" - Blonde Moments
"Crossing Rivers"  - By Bridget Fast
"Crotch Cops!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Crow T. Baby!  Talk to me!" -- TV's Frank
"Crow called me a `sweat beetle/dickweed'." -- Tom Servo
"Crow started my own fan club." -- Tom Servo
"Crow!  Where's your costume?" -- Mike Nelson
"Crow!  Would you just find the secret button?" -- Mike Nelson
"Crow! Where's your costume?" -- Mike Nelson
"Crow! Would you just find the secret button?" -- Mike Nelson
"Crow's teaching me to persevere" -- Tom Servo
"Crow, I don't get you."    "What's not to get?"
"Crow, I think you missed the point of the exercise." -- Mike
"Crow, could you be a dear and get that?" -- Joel Robinson
"Crow, it's a key lock!" -- Tom Servo
"Crow, kill him!  Kill him!" -- Tom Servo
"Crow, that's *not* Huggy Bear!" -- Tom Servo
"Crow, thats *not* your mother" -- Mike Nelson
"Crow, you are out there, man." -- Joel Robinson
"Crow, you don't *have* loins" -- Mike Nelson
"Crow, you're so camp yo make me want to throw up!" -- Joel
"Crowd Control"  - By General Panic
"Crowdini!  Robot Ruler of the Underworld!" -- Tom Servo
"Crows caw, and a nasty noise it is, too." - Sally Springett..
"Crucifiction Party! ..wait for it!"
"Crucifiction?"   "For a first offense, yeah!"
"Crucifixion!"  "Yeah, first offense."
"Crucifixion? Yeah. Ok, take one cross each and line up to the left."
"Crucifixion?!"  "Yes, best thing the Romans ever done for us."
"Crucifixion?"   "For a first offense, yeah!"
"Crucify" -- Tori Amos
"Crude and Boorish." - "A great act." -- Hawkeye
"Crude and slow, Clansman." - Ramirez
"Cruel and unusual" implies torture.
"Cruicfy him..." - Thulsa Doom
"Cruisin" -- Vixen
"Crunchy, raw, un boned, real, dead frog!"
"Crusades, Spanish Inquivisition, Watergate..."  Q
"Crush our competition, become a monopoly, and serve you better."
"Crusher gets more shrill with each passing year." -Q to Picard
"Crusher gets more shrill with every passing year." --Q
"Crusher to Enterprise." "Sorry, we're only accepting mail calls."
"Cry For The Nations" -- Michael Schenker Group
"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of e-mail!"
"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!" - Shakespeare
"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!" -- General Chang
"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!" -- Shakespeare
"Cry me a river, liberal." - Dogbert the talk radio host
"Cry on someone else's shoulder, I'm off-duty."  Troi
"Cry. For the children. Walk..carefully in the Vault of Tomorrow." Spock
"Crying back to conciousness the coldness grips my skin" -RUSH
"Cthulu" with "Dragon".  Not all will work, mind you, but some will.
"Cub fan? We can help. DIAL 800-NO-SERIES."
"Cuddling in the afterglow?"   "Check!"
"Cue ball in the side pocket!" Ebert to Siskel
"Cue flying saucer!" - Ed Wood
"Cue the famous has-been actress." -- Crow T. Robot
"Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
"Cujo likes kids." -- Joe Camber
"Culture?  What culture?  It's an old boat!" -- Richie Ryan
"Cunning and deceit will serve a man better than force." - Machiavelli
"Cure for Insomnia Discovered !!! - RTFM'ing"
"Cure for a sore throat: cut it." - A. Hitchcock
"Cures For Impotence" by Hugh G. Rection.
"Curiosity is unbecoming in a Kajira!"
"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect." - Wright
"Curiosity?  Nah, I got THAT cat with the lawnmower."
"Curious.  Just how did you reach that conclusion?"   ~ Data
"Curiouser and curiouser", said Alice.
"Curse God, and die." -- Job 2:9
"Curse you, magic beans!"  Homer Simpson.
"Curse your scrawny hide, Trickster ! There'll be no crawdads for you."
"Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does." - Bart's Board
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." -Mae West
"Cut and sew people like garments..." McCoy
"Cut down a tree with a herring?" -- Arthur
"Cut it out!" - Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
"Cut it out!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Warner
"Cut it out!" -- Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
"Cut life support to all quarters with children" - Janier
"Cut that out or I'll snap your garter belt." -- Hawkeye to Klinger
"Cut the butt-kissing, Richfield!" - Mr. Ashland, CEO We-Say-So Corp
"Cut the cards, varmint." &lt;WHOCK!&gt; "OOH! That ain't whut ah meant!"
"Cut the cards." &lt;WHACK&gt; "Not thataway, you durn galoot!" - Y. Sam
"Cut the cat in two and each of you keep half." - "King" Skeeve
"Cut the engines!" Janeway
"Cut the thrusters. Let's see what happens." Janeway
"Cut the wires...&lt;SNIP&gt;...but first remove the fuse." -- Henry
"Cut you a new sound hole!" -- Joel Robinson
"Cut!  Beautiful!  Print it!" -- Ed Wood
"Cut!  Cut!  Tia, you're spose ta be in your underwear..." -- Servo
"Cut! Beautiful! Print it!" - Ed Wood
"Cut! Cut! Tia, you're spose ta be in your underwear..." -- Servo
"Cut! Perfect! Print it!" - Ed Wood
"Cute girl? Goshums Yakko, I dunno what you're talking about!" - Baloney
"Cute little wimmenz!  Mine!" --Nate  &lt;*WHACK!*&gt; --Sailor Nor
"Cute rots the intellect." - Garfield
"Cute the way he tried to fly with his ears..." - Slappy
"Cute" rots the intellect. -- Garfield, speaking to Nermal
"Cute's for the birds...er cats..."
"Cute, the way he tried flying with his ears." - Slappy
"Cute.  A zombie with a gas attack."  -  Garibaldi
"Cyanide.  Fester... as if we'd run out." -- Morticia Addams
"Cybernetic Remotely Operated Women." -- Joel Robinson
"Cyolatin!" - McCoy  "Self-inflicted!" - Kirk
"Czechoslovakian for `Worship The Devil'." -- Tom Servo
"D is for damned!  As in `Village of the'" -- Tom Servo
"D'OH! That purple fruit thing!" -Homer
"D'OH!!!" - Homer Simpson
"D'OH!" - Bart
"D'OH!" - Homer
"D'OH!" - Lisa
"D'OH!" - Marge
"D'OH!" -- Bart
"D'OH!" -- Homer
"D'OH!" -- Lisa
"D'OH!" -- Marge
"D'VON!!!  GET THE TABLES!!!" - Buh-Buh Ray Dudley
"D'jar is a member of the Obsidian Order." - Ulani
"D'oh!  He needs to work on his phone movements." -- Mike Nelson
"D'oh!" "A deer!" "A female deer!"
"D'oh!" - Homer  "A deer!" - Lisa  "A female deer!" - Marge
"D'oh!" said Pooh, with an identity crisis.
"D'ya think it's legal to park here?" - Pinky
"D'you get scared to feel so much? To let somebody touch you?" - SoM
"D) At an eary age, some one should have told you" - Ivanova
"D***it, I just took a leak on some dog turds!" -- Beavis
"D, what would you do without me?...Don't answer that."
"D-cons are like rust spots; they're ugly and they can pop up anywhere"
"D-d-Doctor?" "You were expecting someone else?"--The 6th Doctor
"D-d-Doctor?" "You were expecting someone else?"--The SIXTH DEL
"D.A.M.N.:  Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia"
"DARLING!  YOU IDIOT!"
"DATA!!!  What was that?!?!" - Picard
"DAY-amn!"  --Lord Bowler
"DEATH TO WAR MONKEYS!" - Milo Bloom
"DEATH awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!"
"DECAF?  Pah!  Never touch the stuff.  ;"^&gt;  " - Anna Steven
"DEEP HURTING!  DEEP HURTING!" -- TV's Frank
"DEEP HURTING!!!!! DEEP HURTING!!!!!"
"DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION SO THAT IT CAN DEFEND YOU !"
"DEFLATOR... MOUTH... FRY THE GRAVY BOAT!" -- Tom Servo
"DEL *.*"              "I can't let you do that, Dave..."
"DEL *.*" - 100% file compression.
"DEL *.*" = 100% COMPRESSION:
"DEL*.*" - Best file compressor around, 100% compression
"DIAL 1-80-DARK-SIDE for free Jedi lessons.." - Darth Vader
"DID I MISS SOMETHING?!??" --Timon
"DIE WITH DIGNITY, YOU VERMIN!" - Quigley
"DIME" - A dollar with all the taxes taken out.
"DISK FULL?"
"DM's lie.":  AD&D Players Golden Rule
"DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?" -- Mr. Buzzcut
"DO NOT URINATE ON THIRD RAIL!"
"DO SOMETHING, Mr. Mallory!" Arturo
"DON'T CALLME FATSO!!!" -- Flintstone
"DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW" by I. P. Freely.
"DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!!!"
"DON'T LET SOMEONE EAT YOUR DUST LET IT SETTLE BEFORE THEY GET THERE"
"DON'T RUN! I WON'T KILL YOU!" McCoy
"DON'T RUN! I WON'T KILL YOU!" McCoy
"DON'T SAY IT!" --Kei, right before anyone says "Dirty Pair"
"DON'T SCREW IT UP."--Rene Auberjonois
"DON'T TOUCH ME!" - The Crow
"DON'T YOU BELIEVE IT!" -- Daffy Duck
"DON'T add the nutmeg." - Brain
"DOOH!!!" - Homer Simpson
"DOOM III: Where in the Hell is Carmen SanDiego?"
"DOOM doesn't have an 'astonishing' graphics engine." - JHK
"DOOM is a simple but a pretty good arcade game." - JK
"DOOM"  That's what I think of it!
"DOOM"  That's what I think of it!
"DOS for Dummies" - Steve Wozniak
"DOS for dummies"?  Isn't that what Windows is?
"DOS is a boot sector virus."
"DOS is to OS/2 as a bicycle is to a Mack Truck
"DOS" = Your PC.     "Windows" = Your PC on drugs.  Any Questions?
"DOS, this is WINDOWS, I'm taking over the harddisk! "
"DOS=HIGH" ... Hmmm, I knew it was on something
"DOS=HIGH"... this explains a lot
"DRINK OR DIE !" (c) graffit from my house. Zubi
"DROPPED FROM UTS" is just VM's way of saying "Booga, Boo"
"DROPPED FROM UTS" is just VM's way of saying UTS is out to lunch
"DS9 will be destroyed." O'Brien to O'Brien
"DS9!"   "DS9!"   "It's only a model."   "Shhhhhhhh!"
"DSZ DOCUMENTATION" Is An Oxymoron
"DSZ ha slow - haaaaaah haaaaaah haaaaah!"
"DUH!!!!!..." (You know who you are!)
"Da da da da da da da da KAAA-POOOWWWW!!!"--Scott Dupuis
"Da#$# That synthahol doesn't work in Mr. Fusion!"   - Doc Brown
"DaH HIHoh! &lt;growl!&gt;"   "Uhhh, Merry Xmas to you too, Worf,..I think."
"Dabbling in a bit of ironic foreshadowing, are we?"  -Milo
"Dabbling in a bit of ironic foreshadowing, are we?"-Bloom County
"Dabo.  Latinum.  You.  OWE!  MEEEEEE!" -- Quark
"Dad - Bud's out kissing a real girl... no blow-up tube or anything!"
"Dad always liked You best!" -Lucifer
"Dad would whoop us every night til a quarter after twelve..."
"Dad!  Dad!  Where do you keep your guns?"  - - Calvin
"Dad!  You killed the Zombie Flanders!" -- Bart Simpson
"Dad! Dad! Where do you keep your guns?" - Calvin
"Dad! I told you *not* on the rug!" -- Tom Servo
"Dad's feet?" "BART!" "You win, Bart!" "LISA!" - Bart/Lisa/Homer
"Dad's mental!" -- TV's Frank
"Dad's new girlfriend's name is Smirnoff." -- Mike Nelson
"Dad, I don't wanna be around when the beans kick in." -- Nelson
"Dad, I need a note for school tomorrow - preferably a $10 bill."
"Dad, I wish you could just SHUT YOUR BIG YAPPER!!"  -- Matt Foley
"Dad, You wouldn't BELIEVE how it turned out!" -Jesus
"Dad, do you suppose Santa has a modem?"
"Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Rush."  -Chelsea Clinton
"Dad, what does peanut butter grow on?" -- Zachary Butler
"Dad, what makes wind?" - Calvin  "Trees sneezing" - Dad
"Dad?...Dad-dad-dad-dad-dad-dad-dad..." - Simba
"Dada baba." --A child learning to speak
"Dada." - Maggie
"Dada?" "Deedee." "Doodoo?" "Deedee." "Ah, thanks Billy!" "?!" (DL)
"Daddy ... Gary ... Gary ... Grrrrrrrrrrrrr" - Baby, Dinosaurs
"Daddy it wasnt an accident. Krueger killed Dan"-Alice
"Daddy our baby's gone." - The Beatles, "She's Leaving Home"
"Daddy!  What does UNREGISTERED mean???"
"Daddy's flown across the ocean, leaving just a memory" -Floyd
"Daddy's gone cross the ocean, leaving just a memory..."
"Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!" - The Mask
"Daddy, What does  Formatting Drive C mean?"
"Daddy, What's That Pretty Red Button For??"
"Daddy, if President Clinton can lie, why can't I?"
"Daddy, is it true Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings?"
"Daddy, watch your little black sheep runnin'!" - Tori Amos
"Daddy, what does '78% of C: formatted' mean?"
"Daddy, what does 'FORMATTING DRIVE C:' mean?"
"Daddy, what does formatting drive C mean?"
"Daddy, what'd'ja leave behind for me?!?" -Floyd
"Daddy, what's this for?"
"Daddy, when I grow up I want to be a politician."
"Dag Hammerschold?  Donna Fargo?  Crispin Glover?" -- TV's Frank
"DaiMon Tog is extremely...  relaxed right now." -- Deanna
"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true..."
"Daisy...Daisy...give me your answer, please....."
"Dalton Trumbull is a good screen writer." -- Crow T. Robot
"Damage control is easy.  Reading Klingon-that's *hard*!" * Scotty
"Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon -- that's hard."\SLMR\TAG
"Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon-that's *hard*!"
"Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon....that's hard." -- Scotty
"Damage control; that's easy. Reading Klingon; that's hard!"&lt;Scotty&gt;
"Damage jackals ripping right through you!" -Metallica
"Damage report!" Chakotay  "Shields at 60%." Tuvok
"Dammit Beavis! Pull your pants up!" -Butt-Head
"Dammit Bill, I'm an actor, not a doctor!"
"Dammit Bones! Hey wait.."
"Dammit Jim! Oh sorry.. I just like saying that.. DAMMIT JIM!"
"Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor!...he's willing pay HOW much???"
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Tagline writer!"
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not Aunt Jemima!"
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a genealogist!"  [`Bones' to Kirk]
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer."
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a... oh, right."
"Dammit Jim, I'm a drummer, not a Doctor!" Me
"Dammit Jim, I'm a teacher, not a zookeeper!" - Lt. Jewls
"Dammit Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...uh.
"Dammit Jim, I'm not a doctor, just a terrible actor!"
"Dammit Jim, she's dead! Get off her!" -- McCoy
"Dammit!" said Pooh, "I will NOT sleep in the wet-spot!"
"Dammit, Beavis!  Pull your pants up!" - Butt-Head
"Dammit, Beavis, if there's one thing I know, it's chicks." - Butthead
"Dammit, Beavis, you are messed up!" - Butt-Head
"Dammit, Bones!  I _need_ that book!"       "It's being read, Jim."
"Dammit, Captain, I am an android, not a calculator!" -Data
"Dammit, I'm a Jim, not a Doctor! Wait.......How does that go again?"
"Dammit, I'm a security chief, not a babysitter!"--Odo
"Dammit, Jim I'm a doctor, not a very good actor!"
"Dammit, Jim!  I'm a doctor, not a physic...umm..never mind.."
"Dammit, Jim!  I'm a doctor, not a physician!"  - McCoy
"Dammit, Jim!  I'm a doctor, not a pool man!"
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a .DOC not a .TXT!"
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a (job of choice)!"
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a cocktail waitress!"
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a cubmaster!"
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a physician!"
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a raving lunatic!"
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not your love slave."
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a macro not a tagline!"
"Dammit, Jim!!!...I've run out of things to say after that..."
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor!...he's willing pay HOW much???"
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not Aunt Jemima!"
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a physician!"  - McCoy
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a raving lunatic!"
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a very good actor!"
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not your love slave!"
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not... oh, yeah."
"Dammit, Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...uh...."
"Dammit, Jim, I'm not a doctor, just a terrible actor!"
"Dammit, Jim, it's An Apple, Not A Computer!"
"Dammit, Jim, it's a Macintosh, not a computer!"
"Dammit, Jim. I'm a doctor, not a very good actor!"
"Dammit, Shatner ..I'm an ACTOR, not a doctor!"
"Dammit, Shatner!  I'm a doctor, not a very good actor!"
"Dammit, Stop Talking About A Sun On A Beach, Okay?"
"Dammit, What's the problem?" (BIG KICK) - O'Brien DS9
"Dammit, it won't come off!"  Homer while wiping his "INSANE" stamp off
"Dammit, what's the problem?" &lt;*WHAM*&gt; - O'Brien
"Dammit. I'm going to leave you home next time." Garibaldi
"Damn It Jim!! I'm not a Doctor, just a bad actor on a canceled show"
"Damn John Whorfin and the horse he rode in on!"
"Damn John Worfin and the horse he rode in on!" &lt;John Bigbootie&gt;
"Damn Klingon language camp is full..." -- Tom Servo
"Damn Recognizer." - Flynn
"Damn colonels!  You can't trust any of 'em!" -- Col. Potter
"Damn fine coffee, and *hot*!" -- Agent Cooper
"Damn fine ship if you ask me." Scott
"Damn it Jim!!  I'm a Doctor not a Tagline writer!!!!!"
"Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a Tagline..."
"Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not your horny little sex toy!!!"
"Damn it Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...umm..."
"Damn it Jim. I'm a doctor not a Bricklayer."
"Damn it!  I didn't ask for an opinion." - O'Brien
"Damn it!  What's the problem?"  *KICK* -- O'Brien
"Damn it, Benny!  I'm a Time Lord, not an athlete!"
"Damn it, Jim! She's a lesbian!"
"Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline." Dr. McCoy
"Damn it, Mulder, cut the crap!" - Scully to Mulder's evasion (Pilot)
"Damn it, can't you get it right?  Loot, Pillage, THEN Burn!"
"Damn it, what do you want from me?" - Sheridan to Kosh
"Damn sub-plots keep washing ashore..." -- Tom Servo
"Damn the Prime Directive, give the Borgs Windows 3.1" - Worf
"Damn the baud rate, full speed ahead!"
"Damn the torpedoes!  Full speed ahead!"  -Farragut
"Damn we're smooth.." - Beavis .. Huhuhuh huhu hu huh m huhuh m huh m
"Damn you all!" said Pooh, being more forthright than usual.
"Damn you, Jack Abbott! Damn you to hell!" Victor Neuman
"Damn! There hasn't been any vivisection here for so long!"
"Damn!", Kira cried as she was dumped, "I'll never try surfing again!"
"Damn, I HATE it when Quickling flashes me.. ;)" - Dire Wolf
"Damn, I dropped the toothpaste," Tom said, crestfallen.
"Damn, I hate to miss my violin lesson" - Nero.
"Damn, I'm starting to sound like you." - Peter to Caine
"Damn, always knew I should have been a doctor." - Sheridan
"Damn, come back from the grave and run out of ammo..."- House
"Damn, we're smooth!" - Beavis
"Damn. I have plans for her!" - Renimar Keth-Solamni
"Damn." - Ivanonva
"Damn." -Ivanova/Babylon 5
"Damnable iteration... able to corrupt a saint." - Shakespeare
"Damnable tagline...able to corrupt a saint." -- Tagspeare
"Damnable, both sides rogue."             - Shakespeare
"Damnation?  Salvation?  The Tower." - Roland
"Damned Nazi grasshoppers!" -- Mike Nelson
"Damned Secret Super-Jerk" -- Crow T. Robot
"Damned tire changers!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Damnit Beavis! Pull your pants up!" - Butthead
"Damnit Jim, I'm a Paramedic, not Mr. Goodwrench!"
"Damnit Jim, I'm a corpse, not a doctor."
"Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Tagline"
"Damnit Jim, It's An Apple, Not A Computer!"
"Damnit Q, enough is enough."  O'Brien
"Damnit, I did not ask for an opinion!" O'Brien
"Damnit, I hate it when Schwartz get tangled"
"Damnit, Igor, I said BRAIN! Get Deans head out of here.."
"Damnit, Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...uh...."
"Damnit, Q.  Where are you?" - Picard
"Damnit, what's the problem?!"  O'Brien
"Damnit, what's the problem?" &lt;BIG KICK&gt; - O'Brien
"Damnit,I did not ask for an opinion!" - O'Brian to DSN Computer
"Damphousse checks Messier, Muller SCORES!!!"  -   YES! SUCKERS!
"Dan Googins?  What kind of a name is Dan Googins??" - Garibaldi
"Dan Quayle library burned!  Both books destroyed!"
"Dan Quayle scares me as much as the next guy..." -- Tom Servo
"Dan and if God exist how will you explain it in HELL."  D. Ward
"Dan didnt drink. You know that"-Alice
"Dan, are you going to make me do this the hard way?" "Yes!" "Gooood."
"Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes"
"Dance The Night Away" -- Van Halen
"Dance in lane," said the sign frugally.
"Dance with the fishes you zombie bastard."
"Dancer slows her frantic pace in pain and desperation.."-RUSH
"Dances With...Something. I'm not sure." - Tom Servo
"Dancing On Your Grave" -- Motrhead
"Dancing girls. Nude. Lots." - Captain Beast
"Dancing girls. Nude. Lots." - Commander Riker
"Dandelion? That's a weed. And eating weeds could kill you!"
"Dang, I hate being derivative." - Mutant Raccoon
"Danger!  Beer Gut!" -- Tom Servo
"Danger!  Bi-Focals!" -- Tom Servo
"Danger!  Danger, Will Robinson!" - Robot
"Danger!  Dry Wall!" -- Mike Nelson
"Danger!  Twist Tie!" -- Tom Servo
"Danger! Beer Gut!" -- Tom Servo
"Danger! Bi-Focals!" -- Tom Servo
"Danger! Dry Wall!" -- Mike Nelson
"Danger! Ha! I laugh in the face of danger. Ha, ha, ha, ha!" --Simba
"Danger! Twist Tie!" -- Tom Servo
"Danger, Crow T. Robot! Danger!"
"Dangerous robots have taken over our Electorial College!" - Jack
"Dangerous to your starfleet, commander, not to this battle station!"
"Danny Bonaduce on any given morning" -- Crow T. Robot
"Danny is in another time zone!" - Larry
"Danny is not me. Girls can flirt with me. &lt;bloodstained grin&gt;"--Dex
"Danny's doing the Happy Dance of Returning FilkPersons again."
"Danny, if you don't take your hand OFF my hip..."--Kira
"Danny, you are now officially today's Special Friend."--Yakko
"Dare to dream, Frank." -- Dr. Forrester
"Dare to struggle - Dare to Window"
"Dark enough for ya?" Paris
"Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet."  -- Lips
"Darkness imprisoning me all that I see absolute horror..." -Metallica
"Darkness is a friend to the skilled infantryman."  -Liddell Hart
"Darkness is both friend and enemy." - Drow Proverb
"Darkness reigns at the foot of the lighthouse"  -Japanese proverb
"Darkness stirs, and wakes imagination..." - The Phantom
"Darling's Sickness strikes again!"
"Darling, I love you with all my heart and soul" - Yakko
"Darmok and Jelad at Tenagra." --Dathon
"Darmok and Jhilad at Burger King!"
"Darn It! The Red Man is just not getting any justice in America!"
"Darn clever, these Earthligs." McCoy
"Darn fool toy!"
"Darn it Jim!" "I'm THE Doctor, not A doctor!" Dr. Who
"Darn it!  I hate getting run over by trains!"  The Tick
"Darn it, Louis! What did you go and wake me up for?" - Sharie
"Darn!  That's the end."
"Darn! Out of tribble tags!"
"Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a barber." - Duck Trek
"Darth Vader came and said he would melt my brain..."
"Darth Vader.  Only you could be so bold!" -- Leia
"Darth Vader?  He's dreaded, Jim!"  -Bones
"Darts and bars go together like bacon and eggs." -- O'Brien
"Darwin saves. Contact your local deprogrammer for information."
"Das Limpet!!!!!"
"Das Toy Boat." -- Mike Nelson
"Dat is not duh @#$%*! way to do it", Tom discussed.
"Dat's CRA-ZEE, man!"- Ren Hoek
"Data Migration Facility" - a cable.
"Data THREW UP?" "Yes-something about an overflow error?"
"Data Threw Up??!"  "Yes, Something about a 'Data Overflow Error'"
"Data You want me to take off your head?" -- Riker
"Data crystal. What's on it?" Max
"Data did you die" -Picard "No sir, I rebooted" -Data
"Data does it in serial"  --Tasha Yar
"Data enjoys a lot of confusion, Jean-Luc." - Deanna
"Data threw up?"  " &lt;nod&gt; Something about a data overflow error..."
"Data threw up?"  "Yeah--something about a data overflow error."
"Data to Captain Picard.  Do you read me, sir?" Data
"Data was available. I took him, we came." - Commander Shelby
"Data was available. I took him. We came."--Shelby
"Data what the hell *is* it?" -- Picard
"Data!  What was that?" -- Picard
"Data! I thought you were dead!!"  "No, I re-booted."
"Data! What are you doing to that cat?" Troi
"Data, Ahh, I think Spot needs a litter box." - Troi
"Data, I thought you were dead!"  "No captain, I just rebooted!"
"Data, I thought you were dead!"  "No, sir, I rebooted.."
"Data, I thought you were dead!"..... "I rebooted."
"Data, I thought you were dead?"      "He is.  I'm Lore!"
"Data, I want to have a look in here." - Picard
"Data, I'm going to dip you in chocolate" said Troi, licking her lips.
"Data, data everywhere, and not a byte to eat!"
"Data, do you see us?" La Forge  "Of course." Data
"Data, doesn't that thing ever go down! - Tasha [naked]"
"Data, doesn't that thing ever go down!?!" -- Yar
"Data, give me a reading."  "It appears to be a tagline, sir."
"Data, he was joking.  You know that?  Data?" -- Riker
"Data, is this yours?" Picard
"Data, it called you 'Father.'" Wesley Crusher
"Data, it's not too late." Picard
"Data, people do not _have_ internal chronometers." - Riker
"Data, sometimes a cake is just a cake." - Troi
"Data, stop being so rational!" La Forge
"Data, that was not funny!" - Geordi ST:G
"Data, that was very human." -- LaForge
"Data, that wasn't funny." La Forge
"Data, watch my behind!"--Tasha Yar
"Data, we can't get in!  Data!  DATA!!" - La Forge
"Data, what are you doing" - Troi "Hold very still counciler" Data
"Data, what do you mean, 'I've reformatted Spot?'"
"Data, what do you think of Windows?" "Prrroooceesssiiinnnggg."
"Data, you are moving about in a very, well, android way."  Picard
"Data, you just made a contraction!"  "No, I didn't!"
"Data, you're a 'droid and I'm a 'noid... get it?" - Guinan
"Data, you're circling the room like a buzzard." - Picard
"Data, you're supposed to rip the wrapping off." Wesley
"Data, you're the only real man on the ship." -- Beverly
"Data, you're walking so, so android like!" -- Picard
"Data, you've got to reestablish that beam!" Crusher
"Data, your head is not an artifact!" - Riker
"Data.  This ought to do it." La Forge
"Data.  You are the bird." Soong
"Data. Where are you taking him?" Picard
"Data... You want me to take off your head?" -- Riker
"Data... what the hell *is* it?" -- Picard
"Data... will you be all right?" - Riker
"Data?" La Forge  "Geordi?" Data as Picard
"Data?" La Forge  "Yes?" Data  "What happened?" La Forge
"Data?",     "Sir?",       "Later.",       "Yes sir."
"Daughter of a demon lover, Empress of the hidden face" -RUSH
"Daughter of the Night, she walks again" - the Dark Prophecy
"Dave Lister: Homo Sapien - Barely Human
"Dave, I could see your lips move." - HAL
"Dave, I have a projected failure on the alpha-echo three
"Dave, I have a projected failure on the alpha-echo three five unit within 72 hours..."
"Dave, my mind. It's going. Hey! Let me tell you about Jesus."
"Dave, put down those Windows disks.  Dave...DAVE!" said Hal.
"Dave, put down those Windows disks. DaveDAVE!" - HAL 9000
"Dave, put those Windows disks down... Dave... DAVE!"
"Dave. My mind. It's going. Have you heard of the 'Global Flood?'"
"Dave. My mind. It's going. Here, have a hard-copy of the 'Watchtower'
"Dave. My mind. It's going. Here, take this shotgun and go to Florida".
"Dave? What's the difference between soup and gravy?"
"Davey Crocket, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland"
"David Cassidy *is* Abe Lincoln!" -- Mike Nelson
"David Hartman is a neck with face and eyes..." -- Tom Servo
"David Hume could out-consume Shopanhouer and Hegel."
"David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel."
"David was no dilettante; he played the center of the court." - DT I
"Dawn came too soon," Tom mourned. -Rambo & Youngquist
"Dawn on the Serengetti..." -- Tom Servo
"Dawn take you all - and be STONE to you!" - Gandalf
"Dax. The bridge is yours." - Sisko
"Dax/Odo '96. Leadership that can adapt!"
"Day 8.  Missed call.  Can't keep anything down." -- Crow
"Day 9.  Missed call.  Voice scares little Italian kid." -- Mike
"Day after day love turns grey like the skin on a dying man."
"Day after day, love turns grey..." Pink Floyd
"Day after day, night after night, loneliness creeps in her window."
"Day after life-sucking day..." -- Tom Servo
"Day in the Life of a Dentist" - by Phil McAvity
"Daylight will peep through a very small hole."
"Days like these let you savor a bad mood."      - Calvin
"Days like this don't let you savour a bad mood."  -Calvin
"Days? Weeks?" Kira  "More like centuries." O'Brien
"De gustibus non disputandum est" -- "There's no disputing tastes"
"De gustibus non est disputandum"
"De plane boss, De plane!"
"Dead Men's Eyes (Rage On)" -- Viper
"Dead men tell no tales."
"Dead or alive you are coming with me." - Robocop
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me" - Murphy
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me." -- Robocop
"Dead or alive."  Vash  "Preferably dead."  Q
"Dead puppies aren't much fun..."
"Dead skunk in the middle of the road, stinking up the highway..."
"Dead?  But i've been only gone for 2 minutes!" * Kryten
"Dead?  What a shame... and on such a beautiful day!"
"Dead? But I've been only gone for two minutes!"--Kryten
"Dead? Could be anywhere then. Hmph." - Aughra
"Dead?" Kirk     "No, just deserted." Harry Mudd on Stella Mudd
"Deadline?  What's a deadline?" -- Liefeld
"Deadly Bulb,I'm about to write you a reality check!" - The Tick
"Deadpan Mode"  - Kryten  -  The Last Day, Series III
"Deadware" was coined by ME in November 1993
"Deadwood. 19th century Earth. The Ancient West." - Alexander
"Deal with it, Pink-Boy!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Deal with it, joyless prole!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Deal with it." - Marion Barry to white voters after being re-elected
"Deal.  Daddy needs a new garter belt." -- Klinger at poker game
"Dealing With Mistakes" - by E. Ray Sur
"Dealing with Fractions"  by Lois C. Denominator
"Dean's character is the hedonist of the show." -- Dorleac
"Deanna, I have a headache, please report to my quarters...!"
"Deanna, I've got a new holodeck program." -- Barclay
"Deanna, do you *have* to wear those spurs to bed?" --Riker
"Deanna, do you like to experiment?"  Beverly
"Deanna, have you ever had really good sex? Or is it a theory?" Riker
"Deanna, tell me - do you like to...experiment?" - Beverly Crusher
"Deanna, tell me... do you like to... experiment?" -- Beverly
"Deanna... I've got a new holodeck program..." -- Barclay
"Dear Ann, How do I get rid of all these unicorns following me?" - Marie
"Dear Carol:  I'm dead.  Enjoy!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Dear Diary.  Call me Ishmael..." -- Tom Servo
"Dear God, he's dull." -- Tom Servo
"Dear God, he's unappealing!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Dear God, please let me win the lotto..."                         "NO
"Dear God, what have I done?!" -- TV's Frank
"Dear God... Your name is on a lot of quotes in this Book." - XTC
"Dear IBM:  Hate you, hate OS/2, took your money and ran." -Bill Gates
"Dear Jean-Luc, Hate you, hate the Federation, took Vash." - Q
"Dear John Hinckley: Bill Clinton is dating Jodie Foster." - R. Reagan
"Dear King Melchior: Thank you for the lovely frankincensce"
"Dear Lord, please save me from your followers."
"Dear Lord, the God's have been good to me." -- Homer
"Dear Santa. Hello! Ha ha Narf!" - Pinky
"Dear Stephen: Hate Blain, hate Midworld, want off... WRITE FASTER!"
"Dear, O dear, oh will they really laugh at me?" -Floyd
"Dear, can you have the kids leave the scalps alone?"
"Dear, you've lost you birth control pills," said Tom pregnantly.
"Death *IS* a health care issue." * Hillary Rodham Clinton
"Death In A G-String" -- Viper
"Death alone reveals how small are men's poor bodies." -- Juvenal
"Death and destruction!  I hunger for annihilation!" -- Mars
"Death awaits you all, with big nasty sharp pointed teeth!"
"Death awaits you with long ears and nasty sharp teeth!"
"Death by asphyxiation, or death by radiation poisoning." Kirk
"Death can do strange things to people." -- Grim Jack
"Death can't stop true love.  Only delay it awhile." - Westley
"Death cannot stop True Love.  All it can do is delay it a bit."
"Death followed by eternitythe worst of both worlds."
"Death is a health-care issue." - Hillary Rodham Clinton [9-28-93]
"Death is a health-care issue." -- Hillary Clinton
"Death is a health-care issue." -- Hillary Rodham Clinton [9-28-93]
"Death is better; a milder fate than tyrrany." -- Aeschylus
"Death is but a doorway, time is but a window - I'll be back."
"Death is but a sample of Pete May's jokes" -- Christian Timms
"Death is but a stepping over, a passage through the Shroud."
"Death is but giving over a game that must be lost." -- Beaumont
"Death is irrelevant."
"Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'".
"Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down..."
"Death is the cure of all diseases." -- Browne
"Death is the only unbreakable rule." -- The Sybil
"Death is what we must all come to if we live long enough." - D. Garrick
"Death isn't the handicap it used to be." -- Lister
"Death loves a shining mark, a single blow."
"Death means nothing!  There is no end!  I will be reborn!"
"Death never takes the wise man by surprise." -- Fontaine
"Death opens unknown doors.  It is most grand to die."
"Death rituals?"  Quark  "Everybody needs a hobby."  Odo
"Death sucks!" -- Jim Dial
"Death to Winn!" Holly cried as she unlocked the KWAC gates!
"Death to Zeon!" Melakon
"Death to Zeon. Long live the Fatherland. Long live the Fuehrer."
"Death to the Black Lectroids!"
"Death was not for him; Death was become him." - DT II
"Death will come, but not for you." -- Walter, the Man In Black - s.k.
"Death with dignity, huh?" -- Tom Servo
"Death! I'm talking about death and NICK IS STILL IN THERE!" - Frannie
"Death's Head II. Tuck. The future may never be the same again."
"Death's too good for them," he said.
"Death, in itself, is nothing." -- Dryden
"Death, only, renders hope futile." -- Vad Varro
"Death, pain, fire, death, pain, fire, no, no, no!" - Lady Ladira
"Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing." - Flint
"Death?  It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans."
"Deathmask!  They played at my parents anniversary." -- Mike Nelson
"Deathmask, featuring Olivia Newton John." -- Mike Nelson
"Deathwalker.  DEATHWALKER!!"
"Deb is private stock, man!" -- TV's Frank
"Debbie Radio."  "Bobby Beemer."
"Debrief the pilots"? "YESSIR! Right away, Sir!"
"Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths." - Shakespeare
"Deceptively smart people need to be watched." -- Duck
"Decidedly *un*-bold..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Deck the halls, I'm young again, I'm you again" - Tori Amos
"Deck us all with Boston Charlie ..." -- Pogo
"Declaration of War, the short form." &lt;President&gt;
"Decorator Dot, at your service." - Dot
"Decrelation Of War: the short form."
"Dee air ist dee air. What can be done?" T'Pau
"Deeeee-licious!" - Wakko Warner
"Deeeee-licious!" -- Wakko
"Deeeee-sgusting!" - Dot
"Deep Secrets" - by Kent Tellem
"Deep Space Nine:  Where no one has gone before, then turn left."
"Deep Throat" -I thought it was about giraffe. -Bob Hope
"Deep down inside I feel to scream. This terrible silence stops me."
"Deep down, we are more like than unlike humans." -- Skids
"Deep in my dreams and I still hear her callin'...." -Floyd
"Deep in the heart of Texas" o/~
"Definately Class M.  Similar to Earth." -- Chekov
"Definately Piccasso..."- Warlock II
"Definately an inferior race." Melacon on Vulcans
"Define UNIVERSE; give two examples." "The perceived world; 1) mine, 2) yours."
"Define normal," he said strangely
"Define normal." -- Tom Servo
"Define the universe.  Give three examples."
"Definitely a Rebel Deep Diving lure for early spring" -- Crow
"Definition of sheer terror:  Ensign Ro with PMS!!!"
"Deflowering virgins" are my favorite kind of flowers!
"Defraud the bank.  Computer scam diverts assets to your account."
"Defuse it and run like hell." - Henry.  "But with dignity." - Hawk
"Deja Boo!" (Son of Casper?)
"Deja Bull: The feeling you've seen this "stuff" before..."
"Deja Pooh," - the feeling you've said 'bother' before
"Del *.*"???  How DARE you delete my Tribbles?!?
"Delays, delays..." - Marvin the Martian
"Delectable. And so are you." Kira-2
"Delete audio." - Picard
"Delicious! Tastes just like chicken!"
"Delightful spot to get lost." Kim
"Delightfully devious..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow."
"Delivery" -- Compulsion
"Delta Delta Delta, can I help ya help ya help ya?"
"Delusions are often functional." - Heinlein
"Delusions are often functional." - Lazarus Long
"Delusions are often functional." -- Heinlein
"Democracy admits variety and permits criticism." -- Forster
"Democracy can withstand anything but democrats." - J. Harshaw
"Democracy:  The worship of jackals by jackasses." -- Mencken
"Democrats! Democrats! Get them off me!" - Rush Limbaugh
"Demons can be robbed," said Tom improbably.
"Denial" means never having to admit someone else is right.
"Denim?" Jim Mallon scoffed."Denim you say?"
"Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, dum dum dum the night.."
"Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, is not in this bit."
"Dennis!  There's some lovely filth down 'ere!"
"Dentures.  I lost my pearlies in the war." -- Ed Wood
"Deny everything." - X-Files
"Deny everything." -- Chris Carter
"Deny them this shipment." Crusher
"Denying the truth is almost as silly as disliking it." -- Butler
"Depeche Mode is French for 'We're wussies.'" -- Butthead
"Dependency is not born it is created" - Rush Limbaugh.
"Depends on the body..."--Mulder, on how much a human body is worth
"Depends on the tune."
"Descartes was a drunken fart; I drink, therefore I am." -- M. Python
"Describe Lone Wolf?  Bald, with a bone in his head..." - Beast
"Describe your balls!" "...heavy, black and pendulous"
"Describe your childhood for me, Mr. T. Robot." -- Dr. Servo
"Describe your relationship with your mother." -- Dr. Servo
"Description?"  "Bald, with a bone on his head."
"Description?" Garibaldi  "Bald, with a bone on his head." Sheridan
"Desert Crossing"  - By I. Rhoda Camel
"Design side effect" : Micro$oft expression for "bug"
"Desire for glory clings to men longer than any other passion."
"Desperation is a highly emotional state of mind." - Kirk
"Despise not prophesyings." -- 1 Thessalonians 5:20
"Despite all this, life goes on..." -- Mike Nelson
"Despotism comes from political extremes." -- Aristotle
"DesqView!" ...Gesundheit
"Dessert? What is this?" Loqual
"Destined for emptiness & down on your knees..."
"Destiny is a funny thing." -The Tick.
"Destroy first, ask questions later." -- PredaKing
"Destroy it now." -- The Entities
"Destroy what's below and what's above will follow." -- Rumble
"Destroyed? How?" O'Brien  "I don't know." O'Brien
"Detach the saucer, Data.  Don't spill the tea!"
"Details, details..." -- Jack Butler
"Deutschland Uber Alles:" Just an old fascist love song.
"Devil Bunnies!  I snort the nose, Lucifer!  Banana!"
"Devil Bunnies!  I snort the nose, Lucifer!  Banana!"
"Devistating!  Why this could kill millions!"
"Devo to the rescue!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Dex, the odds of navigating an asteroid field..."  "SHUT UP!"
"Dexdoesn't CARE about us anymore????????????"--Amy
"Dexter, I have in my hand a box of chocolate bunnies."
"Dey don't look like Presbyterians to me..."
"Dey's tops is made outa rubber. Dey's bottoms is made outa springs!"
"Di-kronium exists only in laboratory experiments." Spock
"Dials.  Buttons.  Switches." -- Tom Servo
"Dialysis? My god, what is this, the Dark Ages?" - McCoy
"Dialysis?!?  My God! What is this, the dark ages?!?" -- McCoy
"Diamonds And Rust" -- Judas Priest
"Diamonds, the hardest known substance." Kirk
"Dianara and the kids, they don't know they're dead." Hercules
"Dianne, I have in my hand a box of chocolate bunnies."
"Diareaha cha cha chaa, Dirareaha cha cha cha...."-Beavis & Butt-Head
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrhea cha cha cha." - Beavis & Butt-Head
"Dibs on spaying it!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Dice Crafters... New dice in about an hour."
"Dick!  Your fired!"      "Thank you."
"Dick, I'm very, *very* dissapointed!" -- The Old Man
"DickYour fired!" "Thank you."
"Dictynna"  - Blessed Lawgiving Mother.
"Did Adam and Eve have navels?" - Milo Bloom
"Did Christ hunt people on deserted islands?" -- Tom Servo
"Did I do THAT???" - S. Erkel
"Did I ever tell you how we took the entire Vega system in NINE days?"
"Did I ever tell you that story?" -- Londo
"Did I get it right?" - McCoy
"Did I have a brooding intensity or anything?" -- Mike Nelson
"Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?" -- Hawkeye to Freedman
"Did I introduce myself?  The name is Flagg, with the double g."
"Did I mention Rock Climbing, Guys?" -- TV's Frank
"Did I mention that I cried?"
"Did I miss something?" - Dodger
"Did I not tell you how you should know my daughter by her garments?"
"Did I say Billy Mumy?  I meant Butch Patrick!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Did I say something wrong?" - Data
"Did I say that?" - Potter.  "You were about to, sir." - Radar
"Did I say your money OR your life? I meant to say AND." - Jehovah
"Did I sound anti-virgin?" (Elaine)
"Did I tell you about the time I...?" - Maniac
"Did I watch too much T.V.?" -Floyd
"Did IQ's just drop sharply while I was away?" -- Ripley
"Did You make mankind after we made You... and the devil too?" - XTC
"Did ancient toastmasters make this film?" -- Mike Nelson
"Did anybody bring marshmallows?" - Janet Reno
"Did anyone get the number of that elephant?" - Tom Foley
"Did anyone in the 50s ever think about running?" -- Mike Nelson
"Did everyone forget how to drive?" -- Don Schanke
"Did everyone know about this except me?" Picard/Kamin
"Did he go on another wild shooting spree?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Did he just say Funky Butt Lovin ?"
"Did he really get lost in his own museum?" -- Henry Jones
"Did he say *homework*!?!" -- Grand Nagus Zek
"Did it ever occur to you that God might be a committee?" - Heinlein
"Did it, like, get quiet?" - Butt-Head
"Did my father send you here?" -- Guinan
"Did she buy that dress at the ice capades?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Did she seem like the sincere type?" - Richie Ryan
"Did someone say fish?  I haven't been fed all day." - Catwoman
"Did someone say they wanted toast?"  * Talkie Toaster
"Did that happen?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Did that robot say Zaphod Beblebrox?" -- Ford Prefect
"Did the film just bog down or is it me?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Did the table do something to offend you, Worf?" - Deanna
"Did the table do something wrong?" - Deanna
"Did they expect us to treat them with any respect?" -Pink Floyd
"Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?"
"Did they voluntarily beam....come ashore?" Kirk
"Did we accidently switch to a different movie?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Did we do it?  Did we make a difference?" -- Kirk
"Did we get it? Tell me we got it."--Bill Nye
"Did we get that? Tell me we got that. Did we get it?" Torqueman
"Did we just do something horribly wrong?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Did we just go thru a flashback or a flash-forward?" -- Crow
"Did we make a difference?" - Kirk ST:G
"Did we order this dinner to go?"  "No! Why?"  "'Cause there it goes!"
"Did we order this dinner to go?" -- Banzai
"Did we overdress for North Dakota?" -- Servo
"Did ya catch the tickets on her??!!
"Did ya hear it? They called us by name!" Scott
"Did ya put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was burning"
"Did ya try Comic Book College?" -- Tom Servo
"Did ya try all the Baskin Robbins?" -- Mike Nelson
"Did you also promise to give away my firstborn?!"
"Did you call me, Brother?" Rom
"Did you check the bathtub, she sleeps there sometimes"
"Did you enjoy it, Captain?" Spock
"Did you enjoy the snow, Garfield?" "Quite. I'm ready for summer now."
"Did you ever hear anything more..".Kira
"Did you ever run into Halley's Comet?" Clemens
"Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?" Pooh queried.
"Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?"
"Did you get anything out of him at all?" Tain  "Nothing." Garak
"Did you get the Deputy Dawg collectors glass?" -- Tom Servo
"Did you have to trash the street, Force?" -- Stonewall
"Did you hear the peacock story?"  "No."  "Its a beautiful tail."
"Did you just call me a wussie?" -- Mike Nelson
"Did you know there's P.P. on your smock?"--Yakko Warner
"Did you know there's a Thing in your milk?" - Wakko Warner
"Did you know you have P.P. on your smock?" - Yakko Warner
"Did you know, there's a Thing in your milk?" - Wakko
"Did you know... it was all going to go so wrong for you" -Floyd
"Did you learn that from Data as well?" - Picard
"Did you like killing?" -Borg "Yes." -Data
"Did you miss me?  I GUESS NOT!" - S. Ipkiss
"Did you miss me?"  "With every shot so far!"
"Did you miss me?" - The Mask
"Did you miss us?" - Dot Warner
"Did you miss us?" -- Dot
"Did you never say 'no' to a Klingon?" Quark
"Did you notice a sign out front that said 'Dead nigger storage'?"
"Did you notice how rudely that officer treated you?" -- Kes
"Did you notice how the Godpigeon had gas?" - Squit Goodfeather
"Did you pull this suit off The Riddler?" -- Tom Servo
"Did you put the cat out?"   "I didn't know it was burning."
"Did you read it in one of your books?" -- Harley Stone
"Did you really think that we could share all of eternity?" --LaCroix
"Did you say 'sell?'" Quark
"Did you say MNP means Modem Needs Pizza?"
"Did you say `sell'?" -- Quark
"Did you say it sincerely?" "Nah, it was a defense mechanism." - Earl
"Did you say, 'Shut up, Wesley?' You stupid balding twit!"  -- Crusher
"Did you see 'im repressing me?  You saw it, didn't you?
"Did you see that gun he fired at us?  It was bigger than him."
"Did you see that, Data?" Picard
"Did you see the frightened ones?" -Floyd
"Did you see the love light in Spock's eyes?" McCoy
"Did you set our plan in motion?" Tuvok
"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes." - Steve Wright
"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a few mistakes"
"Did you swallow a radio announcer?" -- Hawkeye to Radar
"Did you swallow your face, Frank?" -- Hawkeye
"Did you take a good look at his soul?" - Duncan MacLeod
"Did you take any other Tricorder readings?" - Beverly
"Did you take his temperature?"  "No, why, is it missing?"
"Did you take your pill&lt;s&gt; this morning?"
"Did you tell Luke?  Is that who you could tell?!" - Han Solo
"Did you tell her about the cannibals?" -- Professor Arturo
"Did you tell her about the cannibals?" Arturo
"Did you tell your father I was joking?" Nog
"Did you think *Iwouldn't know?!" The Shadow
"Did you think I wouldn't find out?"
"Did you think you would get away with it?" - The Shadow
"Did you try all the emergency rooms?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Did you try to copulate with a Newcomer?" Al Einstein
"Did you use any frog DNA?" -- Alan Grant
"Did you walk the dog?" "Yeah, he buried me a few times."
"Did you write this symphony..*in* the shed?"
"DidUever stop to think, &forget 2 start again?"Pooh queried.
"Didn't I flirt with you last week on Deck 11?" -- Riker
"Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination???"
"Didn't I see this on a David Copperfield special?" - Yakko
"Didn't I sleep with you last week on Deck 11?" -- Riker
"Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails..." - Weird Al
"Didn't open the box?" -- Nailnose
"Didn't they teach you any MANNERS in Starfleet?"--Lwaxana
"Didn't they warn you about Ferengi at the Academy?" - Paris
"Didn't think you big TV stars went to the bathroom." -- Hank
"Didn't we see him on Mork and Mindy?" - Animaniacs
"Didn't we see him on Mork and Mindy?" - The Warners
"Didn't we see him on Mork and Mindy?" -- Animaniacs
"Didn't we see him on Mork and Mindy?" -- Tom Servo
"Didn't you clowns forget something out there?" - Shai-ster
"Didn't you just feel like smacking the little runt?" - Annie Ross
"Didn't you know comics were bad for ya?"-Freddy Krueger
"Didn't you see the 25mph sign?" "No officer, I was driving too fast."
"Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?" - Zazu
"Didn't your mother teach you any manners?" -- O'Brien
"Didnt know international smuggling involved so much lifting."
"Die Demon! Die at the hands of of" -- Net Prophet
"Die Iesu Domine, dona eis requiem." &lt;WHACK!&gt;  Repeat as necessary.
"Die Jesu Domiae.  Donna eis Requiem." &lt;Whack!&gt;
"Die Jesu Domine, Domine Es Requium." (WHACK!).  Repeat as necessary
"Die Soon and Decay." - A Vulcan Curse
"Die Wahrheit ist da."
"Die to save charges." -- Burton
"Die well."  Kern (Worf's brother)
"Die well." - Kern
"Die with honor, O'Brien."  Tosk
"Die with others." * Klingon
"Die you gruesome son of a bitch!" -- Blindside
"Die! heh heh heh Die!" -Old Purple Tentacle
"Die, Earth scum!"
"Die, die, die my darling!" -- Misfits
"Die, die, die! Everybody die!" Jaris
"Die, die, die, everybody die!" Hengist
"Die, you furless freak!" - Kilrathi Taunt
"Die, you twisted little monkey." - Fredric Rice
"Die." - Ray
"Die: To stop sinning suddenly."
"Die?  What is this?"  Wormhole creators
"Diet is die with a "t" added." - Garfield
"Dieting Made Easy"                     By Ann O'Rexic
"Dieting Made Easy" by Ann O'Rexic
"Difference of opinion is advantageous in religion." - T. Jefferson
"Different Earths, identical mayhem." -- Professor Arturo
"Different Earths, identical meyhem." Arturo
"Different eyes see different things"
"Different hearts beat on different strings"
"Different strokes for different folks." - Xavier St. Cloud
"Difficulty is not in new ideas, but in escaping old ones."
"Dig - their pad, it's a museum" - Joey Gaynor, "The Addams Family"
"Dig a little harder, Joel; I can't feel the pain yet." -- Servo
"Dig me:  *I* am at Allan Brady's table."--Paul Reiser
"Dig the well before you are thirsty." _ Chinese Proverb
"Digging under my nails, between my toes..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Digital circuits are made from analog parts."
"Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack." - Quark
"Dignity, hell!  I got 3 bucks on this!" -- Col. Potter
"Dimmesdale?"
"Ding ding ding!  We have a winner!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ding dong, the Lich is dead."       "Of COURSE it's DEAD!"
"Ding dong, the Lich is dead." "That's UNdead, dear..."
"Dinner is over", announced the cannibal houseboy masterfully.
"Dinner isn't white enough, honey." -- Mike Nelson
"Dinner's gonna be late.  Come 'ere boy!" - Gramma Addams
"Dinner." --Delenn.  "Dinner?" --Sheridan.  "Dinner." --Delenn.
"Dino-netics : The Science of Selling Books" - by L. Mother Hubbard
"Dinosaurs eat anywhere they want." -Calvin
"Dinosaurs eat men.  Women inherit the earth." -- Ellie Sattler
"Dinsdale!...Dinsdale!"...Spiny Norman.
"Diplomacy is a deadly weapon of a civilized warrior."
"Diplomacy is a delicate weapon of a civilized warrior." --Hun, A.T.
"Diplomacy is fine, but these Heridothians are crazy!" - Arisa Nerone
"Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock."
"Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilised warrior." Hun, A.t.
"Diplomacy, gentlemen, is a job best left to diplomats." Fox
"Diplomatic imunity!" &lt;Blam&gt; "Just been revoked."
"Direct hit! No damage to the Borg ship." Barnaby
"Direct hit!" Sulu  "No effect." Spock
"Direct, aren't you?" - Batman, to Chase Meridian
"Dirk Squarejaw..." -- Joel Robinson
"Dirtier and uglier and sneakier and trickier..."
"Dirty Boy and Service Master are calling..." -- Tom Servo
"Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies." -- Rat Fink, Bone Gnawer
"Dirty pool, old man.  I like it." - Gomez Addams
"Dis combat is to da det." T'Pau
"Dis ist da Fulcan heart, dis ist da Fulcan soul." T'Pau
"Dis-moi qui tu frquentes, et je te dirai qui tu es." (Tell me what company you keep and I'll tell you who you are.)
"Disappointed that Abba weren't on the soundtrack..." -- Nelson
"Disappointment is a good sign of basic intelligence."  -- Chgyam Trungpa
"Discipline in the Home" - by Wilma Child Begood
"Discipline in the Home" - by Wilma Child Begood
"Discipline is organization, chain of command & logistics." -Sun Tzu
"Discipline is organization, chain of command and logistics."
"Disco's back and hotter than ever." -- Mike Nelson
"Disco?  I'd rather be dead!" -- Sam Beckett
"Disconnect the power transfer beam." Picard
"Discord makes the sweetest airs." -- Butler
"Discovery conists in seeing what everybody has seen
"Disdain and scorn ride sparkling in her eyes." -- Hero
"Disengage this computer now." Kirk to Daystrom
"Disguise your voice!" - Beavis  "Shut up, Beavis" - Butt-Head
"Disguise your voice" "Shut up, Beavis..."
"Disgusting!..." -- Frank.  "I certainly hope so." -- Hawkeye.
"Dishonesty is the second-best policy." - G. Carlin
"Disintergration - is not for you. Your fate will be different..."
"Disliking the truth does not make it any less true." -- Jack Butler
"Dismissed, Commander." Sheridan
"Dismissed. That's a Starfleet expression for 'get out.'" - Janeway
"Disneyland," a people trap run by a mouse.
"Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back Gordon's body." -- Kala
"Disposable hunchbacks?" -- Tom Servo
"Disregard, Commander........false alarm." - Kira"
"Dissappointment doesn't kill." "Yeah, rejection kills. Dissappointment only maims." -- Noelle, Abby, "The Truth about Cats and Dogs"
"Distance: 20,000 kilometers off the port bow." Tuvok
"Distrust any enterprise which requires new clothes." -- Thoreau
"Ditch the coffin.  We have what we need." -- Joel Robinson
"Dittoheads"?  Think for themselves?  Hah hah hah hah!
"Dive-bombed, napalmed, nuclear warheaded..."
"Diversity of opinion is the essance of freedom." - Devlin
"Dizzy Gillespyesque..." -- Tom Servo
"Dizzy squash little blue thing!  Dizzy do good!"
"Do *not* go in thereWhooo!" -- Ace Ventura
"Do Borg Dream of Electric Sheep?"  ah, irrelevant
"Do Good's deeds live on?"  "No, Evil's deeds do, O God!"
"Do I *want* to know what 'AJ juice' is?"--Charlotte
"Do I believe in the Bible? Hell Man, I've seen one!"
"Do I detect a note of panic in your voice?"  Quark
"Do I have a head shaped like an amusing ice cube?" - Kryten
"Do I have to spell it out for you?!" Londo  "Oh!" Sheridan & Ivanova
"Do I have to spell it out for you??" Londo
"Do I have your attention, Mr. Jones?" - The Crow
"Do I know what I'm saying?  Whatever it is I don't mean it."-Hawkeye
"Do I know you, Mister...?" Guinan  "Data. Yes." Data
"Do I know you?"  Q  "O'Brien, from the Enterprise."  O'Brien
"Do I know you?" -- Guinan      "Not yet, but you will." -- Picard
"Do I look like I care what God thinks?" -- Pinhead
"Do I look like I'm joking?" - The Joker
"Do I look like a nuclear genius?" &lt;hunter&gt;
"Do I look like someone who cares about what God thinks?" - Pinhead
"Do I look stupid? Of course you can marry my daughter."
"Do I make a fluffy light omlette or what?" -- Beakman
"Do I mind if you smoke?"   "Do you mind if I crap on your shoes?"
"Do I please you?  Do you find me pleasing?" -Crow T. Robot
"Do I swing it back and forth?  Or just let it drag?" - Charlene
"Do I-a talk-a like-a dis-a?!"--Arturo
"Do Immortals get sick?" - Richie Ryan
"Do Klingons fear death as much as Humans?" Gregory Quinn
"Do NOT go in there.. Whooo!"  - Ace Ventura
"Do Scottish wiccans do it---`sky plaid'?"
"Do What I can, death to the message of the Ku Klux Klan." -RHCP
"Do a Good Turn Daily" - Scout Slogan
"Do all the philosophers have an S in them?"
"Do androids sleep with electric sheep?"
"Do any of you notice a weird smell?" -- Tom Servo
"Do as I say rapidly. I'm in a hurry." - Roland
"Do as I say, and think for yourself, or kill me!"  -- Dobbs
"Do as I say, not as I do." - Hillary Clinton
"Do as you are ordered, and live." - Drow Proverb
"Do be do be do" -Sinatra    "Do bidet today" -janitor su
"Do be do be do" -Sinatra    "Do bidet today" -janitor supervisor -JCF
"Do cats eat bats?  Do bats eat cats?" -- Carroll
"Do cats use telescopes?" -- Mike Nelson
"Do expect me to talk?"   "No, Mr. Bond...I expect you to die!"
"Do fuzzy black holes have any hair?"       - Larry Niven
"Do ghosts carry Magnums like he's carrying?" -Annapuma.
"Do immortals get sick?" -- Richie Ryan
"Do it our way or no way. Got that, berk?"
"Do it to me one more time." -Tenille
"Do it with style or don't bother doing it." -- Jazz
"Do it, Liuetenant." Janeway to Paris
"Do it. Red alert." Janeway
"Do it." Janeway
"Do lovely things, not dream them, all day long." -Kingsley
"Do me a favor: be careful." Riker to Troi
"Do mice fly?" "Sure, just like monkeys."
"Do monkeys know that they are monkeys?" - Mrs. Jewls
"Do nine men interpret ?" - "Nine men !" I nod.  (Palindrom)
"Do nine men interpret?"     "Nine men," I nod.
"Do not answer fools according to their folly..." - Proverbs 26:4
"Do not approach me unannounced!!" - Worf to Troi
"Do not approach me unannounced!" -- Worf
"Do not ask for what you will wish you had not got." - Seneca
"Do not ask for whom the tax rises ..." W. Clinton
"Do not attempt to speak wit him, Kirk." T'Pau
"Do not be distracted by that which is within you." -- Gentle Mountain
"Do not control.  Be in control." - Caine to Peter
"Do not covet thy neighbor's man-servant." -- Mike Nelson
"Do not curse him, for without him I should not have done it Sam" ..
"Do not dispute death unless you have lived through it." a Spock*Trek
"Do not ever say that again. Ever."  --Speaker/Chmeee
"Do not force us to walk where we do not choose to walk" - Elric
"Do not get drunk around strangers." - Forrest Gump
"Do not go gentle into that good night..."
"Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy." - Heinlein
"Do not induce vomiting!"  "This movie will do it for you!"
"Do not initiate combat, let them fire first." - Sheridan
"Do not interfere, Kirk; keep dye place." T'Pau
"Do not look into laser with remaining good eye."
"Do not make excuses unless you have to." - Forrest Gump
"Do not make my bunghole angry!" - Beavis
"Do not mistake composure for ease." - Tuvok
"Do not play games with the Hand; they do not play games."
"Do not show your face in this town again!" - Worf
"Do not suffer a Wyrmling to live" -- Wisetongue, Get of Fenris
"Do not thwart an enemy returning home."  -Sun Tzu
"Do not touch the glass.  Do not approach the glass." -- Dr. Chilton
"Do not try to cut your own hair." - Forrest Gump
"Do not try; either DO or DO NOT." &lt;Pat Morita, The Karate Kid&gt;
"Do not understand.  Just do." -- Raging Eagle
"Do not use in shower." - Warning on a hair dryer
"Do not wait for the translation!  Answer me now!" -- Chang
"Do not waste time with these derelicts."  -Invid squad commander
"Do not worry milord; The arrow did not, in fact, enter my body."
"Do or do not.  At least that's what he always says." - Kyp Durron
"Do or do not.  There is no try." - Yoda
"Do or do not. At least that's what he always says." - Kyp Durron
"Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda
"Do people WANT fire that can be fitted nasally?" marketing cavewoman
"Do something unexpected. Get it?"  "Yes, I get it." &lt;SPLASH&gt;
"Do that voodoo that you do..." -- Mike Nelson
"Do the Japanese vote for politicians?" Tom said erectly.
"Do the vodka martini's quite all the men you've killed?" - 006/Janus
"Do the words "BOOM-shaka-laka-laka!" mean anything to you?" - Anna S
"Do the words Oxygen Deprivation mean anything to ya?" -- Erhardt
"Do the world a favor - pull your lip over your head, and swallow."
"Do they still meet there by the cut?" -Pink Floyd
"Do unborn baby's dream?"-Alice
"Do unto others as you can, without getting hurt too bad." -- Bob
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." - New Testament
"Do unto others before they do unto you..." - Beastly proverb.
"Do unto others, then SPLIT!"
"Do we get frequent flier miles for watching this?" -- Mike Nelson
"Do we have a conspiracy base? :)" - Renimar Keth-Solamni
"Do we have a conspiracy base?"
"Do we have any coffee left?" Janeway
"Do we have to save the universe, AGAIN???"
"Do we have to see this?" -- Joel Robinson
"Do we look like any Romans you ever saw?" Kirk
"Do we stay true to our ideals, or do we just stay here?" -- Bashir
"Do what John? Do what John? Come again? Do what?"
"Do what comes naturally now.  Throw a tantrum."
"Do what he says." Sisko
"Do what thou wilt" shall be the Law. - Aleister Crowley
"Do what you love, the rest will follow!"
"Do what you want to the girl, but leave me alone!" - G. Carlin
"Do whatever you want; just leave us out of it." -- Sisko
"Do women know about shrinkage?" (George)
"Do ya have jobs or anything?" "Job?  What's a ... Job?"
"Do ya' wanna' dance, under the moonlight" ...
"Do you always answer a question with a question?"  "Why not?"
"Do you always begin conversations this way?"  -The Man In Black
"Do you believe in Users ?" - Ram
"Do you believe in Users?"
"Do you believe in and afterlife?"  "I think this is it." - Brown
"Do you believe in extra-terrestrials?" - Mulder to Scully
"Do you believe in intuition?"	"No, but I have a strange feeling that someday I will."
"Do you believe in the existence of _extraterrestrials_?" - Mulder
"Do you bring the shortening of the way?" -- Liet-Kynes
"Do you call yourself a religious man?  Probably not." -- Gooshie
"Do you care to surrender now, Captain?" - Riker
"Do you dare do battle with the nose of your birth?"  The Tick
"Do you dig graves?"  "Yeah, yeah they're all right, yeah."
"Do you doubt my word, Klingon?" Eleen
"Do you enjoy sex?" "That MY business!" "Oh, a professional, eh?"
"Do you enjoy the music?" Kirk  "Music?" Alice 118  "Music?" Alice 2
"Do you enjoy the sound of the roaring sea?" -- Tsunami
"Do you ever get leave?" - "Of my senses." -- Hawkeye
"Do you ever wonder where felt come from?" - Crow
"Do you ever work?" - Zimbu the monkey, to Dilbert
"Do you expect me to talk?"  "No, Mr. Bond,I expect you to die!"
"Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr. Royall, I expect you to die."
"Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Jet Jaguar I expect you to die!"
"Do you feel lucky, PUNK???"
"Do you feel lucky, punk?" -- Data
"Do you feel more comfortable labelling me as insane?"
"Do you feel up to it?" - Troi  "Absolutely." - Lt. Riker
"Do you find me spooky?" - Mulder to Scully
"Do you find me spooky?" - Mulder to Scully (Squeeze)
"Do you fly?"  "All the time!"
"Do you get tennis elbow from checkers?" -- Hawkeye
"Do you have a cat?" * Capt Hollister
"Do you have a dumpster I could root through?" -Calvin on bouquets
"Do you have a flop for the night?" Keeler  "A what?" Kirk
"Do you have a girl coming over?"--Scully   "What's a girl?"--Mulder
"Do you have a list of all the books I've ever read?"
"Do you have a list of all the books written in the English language?"
"Do you have a name?" La Forge to Third of Five
"Do you have a nipple... uh... CIGARETTE!" -- Tom Servo
"Do you have a problem with that?"  "No, but now you do."  Animaniacs
"Do you have a pulse, or are you a junkyard of meat and wire?"
"Do you have a theory, Mr. Scott?" - Kirk ST:G
"Do you have a thing for bats, Dr. Meridian?" - Bruce Wayne
"Do you have a ticket to Hell?" -- Kirstie
"Do you have a wide repertoire?" - "What a personal question!"
"Do you have another face you can wear?" -- Mike Nelson
"Do you have another idea?" Janeway
"Do you have any Bajoran in you?"  "No..."  "Would you like some?"
"Do you have any Grey Poupon?" - "Uh, grey poop on what?"
"Do you have any books with photographs of dinosaurs?"
"Do you have any hobbies?" "I collect spores, molds, and fungus."
"Do you have any idea who the victim was?" Janeway
"Do you have any idea why we're here?" - Sheridan
"Do you have anything for beginners?" - Dot Warner
"Do you have it?" Sarah  "Right here." Sheridan
"Do you have that book by Rushdie: 'Satanic Nurses'?"
"Do you have to go to school to learn how to act this badly?"
"Do you have to hold that thing that close?!" Riker
"Do you hear any explosions, Mr. Spock?" Kirk
"Do you hear it, Kalas?  The fat lady is singing" -- MacLeod
"Do you hear something "Little Wooden Boy"? Uh huh uh um..." - Tick
"Do you hear that Princess? Those are the screeching eels!" - Vizzini
"Do you hear that?" Bashir  "Hear what?" Garak
"Do you hear the grasshopper at your feet?"
"Do you intend to blast a hole through the viewer?" - Picard
"Do you know I..still wet my bed."
"Do you know any Klingon opera?"  - Worf
"Do you know anything about an immortal named Quinten Barnes?"
"Do you know how almost fired you are!?!" - Medusa
"Do you know how close you came to loosing your head?" -- MacLeod
"Do you know how many pressure doors they'll have to burn through?"
"Do you know how much it hurts to get shot in the chest?"
"Do you know how much money an eye costs?!" Quark
"Do you know how much replacing this elevator is going to cost?"
"Do you know how to spell 'Enterprise'" - Computer
"Do you know how to spell `Enterprise?'" -- Enterprise Computer
"Do you know me...?" -- Chrome
"Do you know me?" -- Guinan     "Very well." -- Picard
"Do you know my line?" -- Tom Servo
"Do you know what Bajorans say about people like Chris, Odo?"--Kira
"Do you know what Heavy Metal means?" -Bink "A large tuba section?"
"Do you know what Hell is like, MacLeod?" Kinkaid
"Do you know what a quota is?"         "Uh, is that like 25 cents?"
"Do you know what always follows Q" "R?" --Deanna and Lwaxana
"Do you know what always follows Q?!"--Deanna  "R?"--Lwaxana
"Do you know what it is like when telepaths make love?" - Talia Winters
"Do you know what it's like to laugh like that?" "Yes. Yes I do."
"Do you know what liver and onions are going for on Zeta Reticula?"-FM
"Do you know what the last Zahn said before he died? AARGH!"--Londo
"Do you know what the sad part is? I'm a very good tailor."--Garak
"Do you know what they'll do with you, Odo?"--Dr. Mora Pol "DO?!"--Odo
"Do you know what we do to responsible Zeons? &lt;&lt;bang&gt;&gt;" Daras
"Do you know what you just did?"  "He knows, Doctor.  He knows."
"Do you know where he is?" - Picard
"Do you know where you are?" Q  "Starbase Hera." Picard
"Do you know where your children are?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Do you know who I am?!" - Dr. Scratchansniff
"Do you know who I am?" - Dream Ivanova
"Do you know who you're talking to?" - King Roderick the Fifth
"Do you like animals? Or just runners?"
"Do you like my Nehru jacket?" Gary asked modestly.
"Do you like your Chili with or without crushed Oreos?" -- Riggs
"Do you live here?"-Kristen "Nobody *lives* here..."-Little Girl
"Do you mean now?" - When asked for the time. - Yogi Berra
"Do you mean to say you never handled the controls yourself?"
"Do you mind if I smoke?"   "Do you mind if I crap on you
"Do you mind if I smoke?" "I don't care if you spontaneously combust."
"Do you mind if I use your comm badge" - Riker to Troy
"Do you mind if my friend sits this one out, she's just dead." - 007
"Do you mind if we join you?" - Troi  "Yes." - Ro
"Do you mind? I'm eating my cereal!" - Picard
"Do you need any help, Doctor?" Crusher
"Do you need me? Fine. Computer, end EMH program."--HoloDoc
"Do you need my serial number too?" -Vodafone customer
"Do you realize a robot just sang a song to a turtle." Crow
"Do you realize what you have done?" Anan 7
"Do you really believe that I am the Emissary?" - Sisko
"Do you really think I care what God thinks?!" - PinHead
"Do you really want the answer?  The ULTIMATE answer?" - Deep Thought
"Do you recall what Barnum said about suckers?" - Dana Scully
"Do you receive any other impressions?" - Mulder   "It's ugly" - Psychic
"Do you recognize this pan as the one your wife used?"
"Do you remember *any* of my lessons?" - Caine
"Do you remember seeing any other ships nearby?" Dax
"Do you remember the first time we met?" Guinan
"Do you remember the time before the war?"  "No, I don't let myself"
"Do you remember the time before the war?" - Flint
"Do you run this place?" Kirk  "Indeed I do, Mr. Kirk." Keeler
"Do you say you will fight me, Maab?" Akaar
"Do you see an animal?" Chakotay  "Yes." Janeway
"Do you see anything good coming out of this war?"  "Me. Alive."  Hawk
"Do you see my smile in my words, sad and evil?" - The Crow
"Do you see now, the advantages of being completely human?" - Lore
"Do you serve crabs here?"  "Oui, madame, we serve anyone."
"Do you smell pina coladas?" -- Natalie Lambert
"Do you smell that? A sweet odor like honey!" Kirk
"Do you smell...something?" Spock
"Do you smoke after sex?"  "I don't know, never looked."
"Do you solemnly swear...  Mrs. Clinton, put your hand down..."
"Do you still think I am trouble?" - Vash
"Do you suck blood?"    "I got a straw right here pal!"
"Do you suck blood?"  "ahhhhhh mmmmmm Yeah i SUCK blood all the time!"
"Do you suck blood?" "Yeah,I,uhh,suck blood all the time"-The Tick
"Do you suppose any of us will ever speak English again?" -- Hawkeye
"Do you suppose this disco thing is some method of torture?" -Zentradi
"Do you suppose we've died and gone to the Army?" -- Trapper
"Do you swear to uphold (psst, Hillary, put your arm down)..."
"Do you swear to uphold (psst, Mrs Clinton put your arm down)."
"Do you take anything off for cash?"-" All except my earrings"
"Do you take me seriously *now*?" - Pretorius
"Do you think Agent Scully's dead?" - Skinner   "I don't know" - Mulder
"Do you think God lets you plea bargain?" - Calvin
"Do you think God lets you plea bargain?" Calvin 'n Hobbes
"Do you think I'm *spooky*?" Mulder to Scully - SQUEEZE
"Do you think it's enough to get us there?" -- Tori Amos
"Do you think it's legal to park here?" - Pinky
"Do you think there's a heaven where some screams have gone?"
"Do you think there's such a thing as fate?" - Tessa Noelle
"Do you think they would take me more seriously if I wore a grey suit?"
"Do you think they'll have that on the tour." -- Ian Malcolm
"Do you think you can tell?" -Floyd
"Do you understand any part of what he's told you?" - Riker
"Do you want a Coca-Cola Bottling Contract?" -1899
"Do you want a lapful of hot Odo?" - Quark
"Do you want a piece of me!?" --Gen    "Do I get to choose which piece?" --Nate, LGD
"Do you want it described here?" - Troi
"Do you want me to beg, Delenn?" - G'Kar
"Do you want the calamari or the squid?" - Yakko Warner
"Do you want this to become violent?"  Wesley
"Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy!"
"Do you want to come back to my place?"   "Yeah, alright."
"Do you want to get the net or should I?" -- Al Calavicci
"Do you want to go back?" -- Chekov   "No!" -- McCoy
"Do you want to go faster? Raise your hand if you want to
"Do you want to live forever? " - Valeria
"Do you want to make people's heads explode?  Sure!  We all do!"
"Do you want to talk about socks?"
"Do you want to talk about the dramatic unities again?"
"Do you, in fact, have any cheese at all in this establishment?"
"Do you, in fact, have two sheds?"
"Do zombies ever try to analyze their nightmares?" -- Tom Servo
"Do, Re, Me, Fa, So, La, Fido"/The FidoNet Theme Song
"Do, or do not.  There is no 'try'." &lt;YODA-Empire Strikes Back&gt;
"Doc! all I ever think of is sex." "Watch Limbaugh for awhile."
"Doc, I don't want to hurt you!" Kirk
"Doc, all I ever think of is sex." "Watch Limbaugh for awhile."
"Doc, it happened over two years ago, and I wasn't there." Sheridan
"Doc, shouldn't we back up?  We don't have enough road to get up to 88."
"Docking Starships involves berth control" -- Scotty
"Doctor @LN@, set phasers on 'Spank.'"   &lt;snicker&gt; "Aye, Captain!"
"Doctor Chandra, will I dream?" -- HAL 9000
"Doctor McCoy, I believe you're enjoying all this." Kirk
"Doctor Rekcus? Doctor REKCUS? ... Hey, wait just a darn minute!"
"Doctor, I *AM* in command of the Enterprise." Spock
"Doctor, I require your assitance." Neelix
"Doctor, I think you know where you can store it."--Data
"Doctor, I'm not going mad! I did see Captain Kirk!" Uhura
"Doctor, I've just seen the captain!" Uhura
"Doctor, are cranberries healthy?"  "I've never heard one complain."
"Doctor, are you sure this thing is working properly?"
"Doctor, do try the wine. You'll find it excellent." Korob
"Doctor, have you chosen a name for yourself yet?" Kes
"Doctor, he seemed more angry than frightened." Uhura
"Doctor, his heart's stopped." Chapel
"Doctor, it hurts when I do this."     "Don't do that, then!"
"Doctor, please report to the ward room immediately." Sisko
"Doctor, what are you and the Captain doing?" -- Data
"Doctor, who created this virus?"  Sisko  "The Bajorans, sir."  Bashir
"Doctor, why do you have to remove my womb?" asked Mary hysterically.
"Doctor, you are a sensualist."  "You bet your pointed ears I am."
"Doctor, you are out of line." Decker  "So are you. Sir." McCoy
"Doctor, you have an unsurpassed talent for understatement." Spock
"Doctor. You may leave the bridge." Decker
"Does ""gay 90s"" have anything to do with Clinton's Army?"
"Does 'anal retentive' have a hyphen?" "No, it has a colon."
"Does Area 51 exist?" "That information is classified!"
"Does Area 51 exist?" "That's classified!"
"Does Area 51 have restrooms?"  "That's classified
"Does Area 51: use toilet paper?" "That's classified!"
"Does Batman know you're wearing his cape so badly?" - Animaniacs
"Does Batman know you're wearing his cape?So badly?" -Yakko to Dracula
"Does Dreamland exist?" "You're dreaming if you think I'd tell."
"Does God Exist?" Norwegian Computer Experts Offer New Evidence
"Does Joe Jackson *have* to be in his videos?" -Gallagher
"Does Mrs. Washington know you wear so much makeup?" -Hoagie
"Does Rome still rule the world?" - Nefertiri
"Does Superman Exist?" Norwegian Brain Boffins Offer New Evidence
"Does T-Bird know where he's going?"   "No.  He doesn't know..."
"Does `expedition' start with an `X'?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Does anybody ELSE have an opinion?" - Mrs. Gorf
"Does anybody else feel like a fried egg?" - The Riddler
"Does anybody else hear that?" Bashir  "What?" Kira
"Does anybody else in here feel the way I do?" -Floyd
"Does anybody here remember Vera Linn?"
"Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?" -Floyd
"Does anyone REALLY read these stupid quotes?"
"Does anyone carry the cow-tipping conference?"
"Does anyone else here like Barney?". - AK
"Does anyone remember where we anchored the Arkham?
"Does anyone... anyone have any raisins?" -- Michael Dorn
"Does drool bother you?" -- Mike Nelson
"Does dumbo land before he, ya know, has to take a dump?" Butt-Head
"Does everybody know about the wheat except me?" Kirk
"Does he always brag this much?"  "He's just getting started."
"Does he pat you like that?" - Maniac to Flint
"Does history record ANY case in which the majority was right?"
"Does it come with wafers?
"Does it involve me?" Rom  "Not really." Quark  "I like it." Rom
"Does it involve wanton destruction?" - Max
"Does it matter?  Even if it does, does it matter that it matters?"
"Does not your scrotum need kicking?"  -- Beavis
"Does she *always* make that noise when she walks?" -- Crow
"Does she live?  Or does she die?" - Picard to Q
"Does that come with a dental plan?" - Max
"Does that excuse your actions against us?" - Renimar Keth-Solamni
"Does that hammer the plot home for you?" - Slappy Squirrel
"Does that hurt?" - The Crow
"Does that make you a Pervert?"  "No, that makes me a PervECT!"
"Does that matter at this stage?" shouted Arthur.
"Does that mean I can be your bowling partner?" - The Mask
"Does that mean you can go?" Alexander  "I can go." Worf
"Does the Caretaker provide your meals, as well?" Torres
"Does the phrase "No way in Hell" ring a bell?" - Susan Ivanova
"Does the phrase 'no way in hell' ring a bell?" --Cmdr. Ivanova
"Does the term 'obsessive-compulsive' ring a bell?" Garibaldi
"Does the term 'stir crazy' ring a bell, Commander?"
"Does the term `obsessive-compulsive' ring a bell?" - Garibaldi
"Does the tongue hanging out help his balance?" - "Rowdy" Roddy Piper
"Does this answer your question?" -- Joel Robinson
"Does this bird belong to you?"
"Does this bug you?  Does this bug you?  I'm not touching you."
"Does this bug you?" *FLINK* -- Crow T. Robot
"Does this clip need any set-up?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Does this count as a date?"
"Does this feel like an old Lassie episode to you?" - Buster
"Does this guy have a job?" -- Tom Servo
"Does this have something to do with an X-File?" - Dana Scully
"Does this make any sense?" - Garibaldi
"Does this mean Radar has to take a bath?" -- Hawkeye
"Does this mean that Beavis'll hafta shave his butt?"  - Butthead
"Does this mean we can kill stuff?" -- Tom Servo
"Does this mean we get to kick some puffy, white, mad scientist butt?"
"Does this pitch end with a way to lower my long distance charges?"
"Does this seem weird to anybody else?" - Garth
"Does war ever make sense?" Odo
"Does whisky count as beer?" - Homer
"Does wrestling a Klingon targ ring a bell?"   "Did I win?"
"Does wrestling a Klingon targ ring any bells?" -- Riker
"Does your cat fly by herself?"        "No, I fling her."
"Does your immense vocabulary include 'thank you'?" - BJ to Winchester
"Doesn't anybody do anything for plain old revenge anymore?" - Badaxe
"Doesn't anyone in your neighborhood have real names?" -- Torres
"Doesn't anyone know how to shut me off when they leave the room?"
"Doesn't anyone know how to turn the program off when they leave?"
"Doesn't look scary to me" -- Crow T. Robot
"Doesn't scan." - Dax
"Doesn't sound like much of a romance..."--Odo
"Doesn't that girl ever shut up?"  Homer, on Maggie
"Doesn't that make your sphincter tingle?"
"Dog Training"  by Willie Bite
"Dog's Dinner" - By Nora Bone
"Dog, What's a dog?" * Cat
"Dog--fellow--distance--"  "Yeah, tell me about it."--Odo
"Dog.  Dog with its head split in half." -- Rorschach
"Dog?  What's a dog?" -- The Cat
"Doggie no see!" - Mindy
"Doggone it, I'm cute!" &lt;SMASH&gt; "Cute but *dangerous*" -- Dot
"Doggone it, Roy Jean! How many times I hafta 'splain it to ya?"
"Dogs and cats living together, real wrath of God type stuff
"Dogs are loyal, by which I mean stupid." - D. Barry
"Dogs come when called.  Cats have answering machines..."
"Dogs like us, we ain't such dogs as we think we are." Ernest Borgnine
"Dogs of war, and men of hate, with no cause, we don't discriminate"
"Dogs." - Rita, Animaniacs
"Dogs... go fig." - Rita
"Doh! Quit taglining me *PLEASE!*" - The Eternal Quickling
"Doh!" said POOH, with an identity crisis.
"Doh.. can I help it if I'm so taglineable??"
"Doing nothing gets you tired because you can't take a break."
"Dok-tor - oowoo oowoo"
"Dolby stereo?  In your dreams, pally!" -- Tom Servo
"Dominion" does not mean the earth belongs to humankind. - OwlGore
"Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto." &lt;Styx&gt;
"Don Alt rides Big Blue Waves!"              Martin Moran, 15 Aug 1993
"Don'cha just hate younger sibs sometimes?!" - Yakko
"Don't 'but Aahz' me!" - Aahz
"Don't *even* try on that sheer black teddy..." -- Mike Nelson
"Don't . . . touch . . . anything. . . . Ever!" - Quark (to Rom)
"Don't Agonize Over Lost Love ... EAT!" - Reptile Magazine
"Don't Give Up"  - By Percy Vere
"Don't I ALWAYS try to make you happy?"--Kira to Odo
"Don't Panic !" - "What else is there to do !!?!"
"Don't Rock'em-Sock'em us anymore!" -- Tom Servo
"Don't Stop" -- Girlschool
"Don't Tread On Me" - by Amanda B. Reckonwith
"Don't Tread On Me..."  Ted Nugent (among others)
"Don't Wake The Baby" - by Elsie Cries
"Don't `hey sir' me, you little fishbowl of feet!" -- Dr. Erhardt
"Don't abuse your power .. unless it really gets you off." - Sergeant
"Don't accept jokes from Canadians." -- Letterman
"Don't accept that what's happening is just a case of other's suffering"
"Don't act dumb..." "I'm NOT acting!!"
"Don't add the nutmeg." - Brain   "Don't??" - Pinky  **BOOM**
"Don't anthromorphize computers.  They hate that."
"Don't any of your street demons have real, grown up names?" - Torres
"Don't apologize for winning." -- Potter to Radar
"Don't ask me I'm just improvising"  Presto
"Don't ask me about my business, Kay."
"Don't ask me why, baby I work so hard just to hide my emotions..."
"Don't ask me!  I'm just an anthropomorphic personification."
"Don't ask me. I just write here" =)
"Don't ask, don't tell" = hypocrisy
"Don't ask." * Cat
"Don't ask." -- The Cat
"Don't be a baby.  I know what I'm doing." - Wednesday
"Don't be a fool - padlock your tool." - John Bobbitt
"Don't be afraid of me." -- Julia
"Don't be afraid to care" -Pink Floyd
"Don't be afraid! Look at him!" Kirk on Gorgan
"Don't be afraid. Let me help." Edith Keeler
"Don't be alarmed, Arthur Dent... Be very, very frightened" - HHGTTG
"Don't be alarmed, MATT... Be very, very frightened."
"Don't be happy.  Worry." -- The Crow
"Don't be nervous, kid!" - Dot
"Don't be ridiculous, I'm the same old Dax More or less"
"Don't be shy, beautiful.  Ghosts don't get jealous." -- Frank
"Don't be so dysfunctional, mom." - Calvin
"Don't be so happy to see me." -- Quark
"Don't be so naive." - Q to Picard
"Don't be so negative.  It might not be so bad." -- Crow
"Don't be so oppressive!" -- Fitzcairn
"Don't be so proud of this technological terror you've constructed."
"Don't be so sentimental, mother. Things explode every day."
"Don't be stingy with the hooch, old man!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't be surprised when a crack in the ice appears under your feet"
"Don't be upset. It was a mercy killing." - Frank N. Furter
"Don't believe your eyes, Mr. Paris." Janeway
"Don't bet on it, Picard!"--Q
"Don't blame me, I didn't do it!" - Krusty
"Don't blame me, I voted for `Bob!'"-Jake Sisko, WTNE
"Don't blame me, I'm having a blonde moment "
"Don't blame me.  I voted for Bill and Opus"
"Don't blame me.  I'm having a blonde moment."
"Don't blame the cat. What would you do if someone sat on you?"
"Don't bogart my log, dude" - Butt-Head
"Don't bogart that fewmet, man..."
"Don't call him stupid! Don't you ever call him stupid!" -- Lt. Dan
"Don't call him stupid!" Lt. Dan
"Don't call me "barkeep"!  I'm not a "barkeep"!" -- Quark
"Don't call me "tiny"." -- Sulu
"Don't call me 'barkeep!'  I'm not a 'barkeep!'" - Quark
"Don't call me `little', you obnoxious dip!" -Charles
"Don't call me `sir'!  I work for a living!" -- Wisetongue
"Don't call me `tiny'." -- Sulu
"Don't call me beardy-head." - Neptune (Animaniacs)
"Don't call me little you obnoxiouse dip!" -Charles
"Don't call the cops.  We're not mental or anything."
"Don't come back as Jesus. They'll kill you." Zack Brock
"Don't come here with that posh talk, you nasty stuck-up twit!"
"Don't correct the man, Brat!" - Homer
"Don't count on it." Dax
"Don't count your weasles before they pop!"  The Tick
"Don't cross me boy...where's my bottle?" - Failed Jedi
"Don't cry on my shoulder; I'm off-duty." Troi
"Don't cry.  The damned don't cry."   Michael Redgrave
"Don't cut off your nose yourself."  Casey Stengel
"Don't delete something you might want later." - Wayne Benner
"Don't die or you'll never see `Star Wars'!" -- Sam Beckett
"Don't dispute death unless you've lived through it." 
"Don't do *this* during the speech" -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't do it!  They'll kick your Astra!" -- Tom Servo
"Don't do that!" -- TV's Frank
"Don't do that." Sisko
"Don't dream and drive!"-Freddy Krueger
"Don't dream it.  Be it."  -- Frank N. Furter
"Don't drink and drive!" the students yelled saddly
"Don't drop that vase!" Tom said shatteringly.
"Don't eat any of the little pink things and you'll be fine." - Neelix
"Don't eat with your hands!  Use your trenching tool!"
"Don't eat your friends." - PETA rhetoric from Crispy Carrot [Nugent]
"Don't even think about it." - Troi
"Don't ever change, stay as sweet as you are..."
"Don't ever make a bet with a tiefling." -Planar Proverb
"Don't ever try to swim against the mighty "Tide of Justice"! -Tick
"Don't expect a postcard." -- Brisco
"Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk." Shaq
"Don't fight me!" Anna
"Don't fight the rabbits; the lions'll get you." -J.M.Straczynski
"Don't flatter yourself, Angel.  He's a tired, old man." - Jack Napier
"Don't fly with the one you've just kicked in the teeth." - Flint
"Don't follow. This is almost over. I don't want to have to kill you."
"Don't force it.  Get a larger hammer." -- Anthony's Rule
"Don't force me to..." Bender
"Don't force us to do this." Bender
"Don't forget the rubber/eraser though...""
"Don't forget this is your first day at school." -- Hawkeye to BJ
"Don't forget to smile when you're smashing the state, kids."
"Don't forget to write!" * Rimmer #2
"Don't forget what you already know!" - RoboCop
"Don't get [diseases] in the first place, schmo." -D.Matthews, P.E.T.A
"Don't get hot and flustered. Use a bit of mustard." - Frank
"Don't get involved, Lieutenant." Adel Renn
"Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise."
"Don't get smart with me, punk." - Rupert
"Don't get sucked into the swirling vortex of hell, Billy"
"Don't get your panties in a wad."  "Good advice, thanks."  - 3rd Rock
"Don't give away the homeworld!" - Ambassadors G'kar and Mollari
"Don't give away the homeworld." - Babylon 5
"Don't give in without a fight" -Pink Floyd
"Don't give me speeches cuz their ohh so droll!"-RUSH
"Don't give me that Klingon nonsense!" - K'ehleyr
"Don't give me that you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!" --MP
"Don't give me that, you snotty-faced evil pan of droppings!"
"Don't give people on death row last rites"  Leary
"Don't give up yet, Jack."  "Ok, Wang, let's just chew our way out."
"Don't go behind the couch. That's where the crack monster lives!"
"Don't go blaming me for that, Constable." O'Brien
"Don't go to sleep.  It will find you" - Amis.
"Don't go until the (&*&%# light's green," Tom's passenger said rudely.
"Don't go up there.  You'll become a toy." -- Mike Nelson
"Don't hate the media... become the media!" - J. Biafra
"Don't have a cow!"  -  "Why not?  Mary had a little lamb!"
"Don't have a nickel or a dollar but you feed me..."
"Don't have a..." &lt;Scream&gt;  Moooooo.  "Whoops, too late!"
"Don't have much luck with women, do you Riggs?" Adolf
"Don't have to be Fellini to figure *that* out!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't hit me with the board again, mister!" -- Tom Servo
"Don't hit me!! I'm in the Twilight Zone!!!" -- Bumper Sticker
"Don't hit me!" -- Tom Servo
"Don't hold back.  You know you want it, give me 50."  Quark
"Don't hurry or anything.  I can worry out here all day." - Skeeve
"Don't hurt him; they don't mean to be evil." - Vina
"Don't hurt me!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't investigate this too closely." -- Donald Bellisario
"Don't judge a book by its cover!" -- Frank N. Furter
"Don't judge a scroll by its paper." Gabrielle
"Don't judge me before you know the facts." Merik
"Don't jump on a man unless he's down"-F. Dunne
"Don't just eat that hamburger, eat the *hell* out of it!" -- Bob
"Don't just stand there, talk to me." Quark
"Don't just stand there.  God's a busy man." - Kirk
"Don't keep saying 'I do'! You're the best man."
"Don't keep us in suspenders!" -- Col. Potter
"Don't kill him; if you do, he won't learn nothin'!" - The Riddler
"Don't kill us and take our souls!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't know if we can prevail upon her."-Hawk."Oh, sit down."-Margaret
"Don't know my name, you know where to find me..."
"Don't know what it is but it fits on here like this" - Floyd
"Don't laugh for three days." -- Hawkeye
"Don't leave home without it." - Smith & Wesson
"Don't leave home without it." -- John Bobbitt
"Don't leave the children on their own, no, no..." -Pink Floyd
"Don't let a little thing like Death slow down that rapier wit" - Q
"Don't let her touch the wand, Captain." Spock
"Don't let it end like this..." -- Gorkon
"Don't let it get around" - Quark
"Don't let sentiment get in the way of command decisions." - Dax
"Don't let the academics hear you say that"
"Don't let them feed Vaal!" Kirk
"Don't let this man [Hawkeye] corrupt you." -- Frank to BJ
"Don't let your chips grow up to be chocolate..."
"Don't like our driving?  Call 1-800-IRRELEVANT." -- The Borg
"Don't like the look of it."
"Don't like the smell of it"
"Don't like the taste of it."
"Don't like you alien types touching our women folk." -- Joel
"Don't listen to him. He's bluffing." Garak-2
"Don't look at him, whatever you do!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't look at it!  Finish the passages!" -- Ash
"Don't look at me like I know what to do!" - Dr. J. Parrish, "V"
"Don't look at me!  I was nowhere near the ozone layer!"
"Don't look at me.  I only fool around with girls." -- Trapper
"Don't look at me. He's YOUR brother." - Yakko Warner
"Don't look down, look straight ahead." -- Silverbolt
"Don't look now, dear, but your Bronx is showing." -- Larry Underwood
"Don't look now, it's movie sign!" -- Joel Robinson
"Don't look so frightened this is just a passing phase."
"Don't look up, the sky is falling." - Tori Amos
"Don't make an issue of my womanhood."   Greta Garbo
"Don't make any false moves, old shoe..." -- Mike Nelson
"Don't make me angry.  You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." - Banner
"Don't make me come in there!" - The Tick
"Don't make me destroy you."
"Don't make me kick your [butt] again, %UN!" -Butt-Head
"Don't make me kick your ass again" -Butt-Head
"Don't make me kick your ass again, Beavis!" - Butthead
"Don't make me use thees!" - Ren Hoek, holding toothbrush
"Don't make the mistake of putting your heart near his hand." - DT II
"Don't make the mistake these people made, don't die!"
"Don't marry her! You'll put your eye out!"-Cassandra to Oedipus
"Don't mention the war." Basil Fawlty
"Don't mess up my story with the facts!!!"
"Don't mess wi' dee X-Men!" - Gambit
"Don't mess with me, I am in a bad mood!" - Rita
"Don't mess with me, buddy!  I played high school football!"
"Don't mess with the dead, OJ. They have eerie powers"-Homer Simpson
"Don't mince words with ME ... what do you *REALLY* think?"
"Don't mince words, @FN@ ... what do you *REALLY* think?"
"Don't mince words, Christina ... what do you *REALLY* th
"Don't mince words, Courtney ... what do you *REALLY* think?"
"Don't mince words, Jeff what do you *REALLY* think?"
"Don't mince words, Sex Feind what do you *REALLY* think?"
"Don't mince words, Smoke ... what do you *REALLY* think?"
"Don't mind by crazy smile" - H. Rollins
"Don't mind him, he's turning thirty" Garak (Distant Voices)
"Don't mind if I do." -- Mentalla
"Don't mind me _ I get in these rabble rousing moods sometimes"
"Don't mind me, boys, just scrubbing my undies." - Homer
"Don't mock me!  Crow, you are playing with fire!" -- Tom Servo
"Don't mop under the psycho!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't move a muscle!" McCoy
"Don't nibble at my nipple buds..." -- Mike Nelson
"Don't panic. I know what I'm doing." - Wednesday Addams
"Don't patronize me, Joel." -- Gypsy
"Don't pay no mind to that whirrin' sound..."
"Don't pet Kitty, she's still not dry!"
"Don't play that song, that Achy Breaky song..." * - Weird Al Yankovic
"Don't play with my ears unless you're serious about it."
"Don't play with my ears unless you're serious." -Quark
"Don't play with my mask!" - Blowski (Animaniacs)
"Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use it." Matthau
"Don't point that message at me unless you mean it."
"Don't poison my sound waves." * Rimmer
"Don't practice your alliteration on me!"
"Don't press any of the buttons." - 007 (Golden Eye - New BMW Roadster)
"Don't push it!  Isn't the Miracle of the Juniper Bushes enough?"
"Don't put your butt over your head." -Gallagher
"Don't put your sauce on my bag!" - Mutant Raccoon
"Don't quibble, Sibyl."    Robert Montgomery
"Don't quit your day job." - Holodeck jazz musician
"Don't quit your knight job!" Merlin shouted at Lancelot
"Don't quote what he says. Say what he means!" -Aide for Barry Goldwater
"Don't quote what he says. Say what he means!" Barry Goldwater's Aide
"Don't rest on your laurels," said Tom hardily.
"Don't rip out my heart, my achy breakyeeaargh!"  --  Billy Ray
"Don't rob me of my joy, Joe." - Crow T. Robot
"Don't rock the boat.  Especially if you are sitting in it."
"Don't roll over in your sleep or you may wake up in hell." - Roland
"Don't say I didn't warn you." - Q
"Don't say I don't have a life. I'm a gamer, I have many lives."
"Don't say `probing', sir." -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't say `probing', sir." -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't say `underthings'!" -- Mike Nelson
"Don't say draft, you'll only make me colder" -Hancock from DOTT
"Don't say yes until I finish talking." -- Darryl F. Zanuck
"Don't sell the bike shop, Orville." - Hobbes
"Don't send lira, God don't want small potatoes"
"Don't shoot until you see the wires in their eyes." Crosshairs
"Don't shoot!  You'll hit the dead guy!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't shoot, I'll drop my gun," Orville said disarmingly
"Don't shoot, I'll drop my gun," the criminal said disarmingly
"Don't sit down it's time to dig another one" -Floyd
"Don't sleeping on the Promenade.  Go home." - Odo
"Don't sneak up on me like that!" Amanda to Duncan
"Don't solicit for your sister - that's not nice." - Tom Leher
"Don't spill any water.  We don't want to make Korea messy."-Hawkeye
"Don't squat with spurs on!!!!"
"Don't start unless you want to eat your teeth for lunch." -- Sam
"Don't start with that tired crap!"
"Don't steal. FEMMSA hates competition."
"Don't stop now what you're doing, my ugly one" - Tori Amos
"Don't stop thinkin' about tomorrow... etc etc"
"Don't store garlic near other victuals."  - Heinlein
"Don't store garlic near other victuals."  - Lazarus Long
"Don't swallow the poison - Spit it out" RUSH Stick it Out
"Don't take it personally. He's turning 30." Garak
"Don't take life too serious; it ain't nohow permanent." - Walt Kelly
"Don't talk to me about life."  "No one even mentioned it."
"Don't talk to me while I'm interrupting." Director Michael Curtiz
"Don't talk to me; I'm bad." -- Hawkeye
"Don't talk to the driver while he's drinking." -- Hawkeye
"Don't talk too much.  Donating (blood) can make you dizzy." - Mulcahy
"Don't talk trivialities.  You're here with death." - Walter
"Don't teeter, Topper."    Cary Grant
"Don't tell her... she's adopted." - Yakko Warner
"Don't tell him. He might crack." - Slappy Squirrel
"Don't tell me Hercules is in this, too!" -- Tom Servo
"Don't tell me that!" Rembrandt Brown
"Don't tell me the facts! I just want to get him acquitted!"
"Don't tell me to calm down!" Neelix
"Don't tell me what it is until I've eaten it."
"Don't tell me what to do, I'll love you forever if I want to"
"Don't tell me. Tuesday." Kirk
"Don't tempt me!" - Amanda
"Don't tempt me" - Garibaldi
"Don't tempt me, Hugo!"  -- Dr Shrinker
"Don't thank me, I already regret it." - Odo
"Don't that beat all..." -- Joel Robinson
"Don't they teach you critters how to fly?"
"Don't think fingerprints are actually labeled." -- Tom Servo
"Don't think!  Scheme!" -- Sela
"Don't throw porcupines at someone and say, `Think fast!'"
"Don't tickle me.  I'm thin and it wouldn't be fair." -- Nelson
"Don't torture yourself, Gomez.  That's my job."  --Morticia Addams
"Don't torture yourself, Gomezthat's my job." - Morticia
"Don't touch that son, you'll go blind!"  "I'm over here, dad"
"Don't touch that!  It's the History Eraser Button, fool!"
"Don't touch that!  You could blow up the entire feromental drive."  Ri
"Don't tread on me..." -Metallica
"Don't trust anyone over six!"  "True. They're all nuts." -Opus
"Don't trust anyone over six!" -Ronald-Ann "True. They're all nuts."
"Don't trust your eyes, Mr. Paris. We only traveled 100 kilometers."
"Don't try and out-wierd me, Taylor."
"Don't try them on the crawlies. There may be other things out there."
"Don't try this at home, boys and girls." &lt;Pop&gt; -- Riggs
"Don't try this at home, we're PROFESSIONAL idiots!"
"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord @LN@!"
"Don't try to have the last word.  You might get it." - Heinlein
"Don't try to pull the wool over my eyes," Tom said sheepishly.
"Don't try to talk me out of it, Jean-Luc." - Q
"Don't try, DO." &lt;Pat Morita, The Karate Kid&gt;
"Don't try, DO." - Pat Morita, The Karate Kid
"Don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."&lt;BB&gt;
"Don't turn your back on a monster"
"Don't turn your back on me!" -- Mufasa
"Don't underestimate the POWER of the Blue Wave" - Darth Vader ___ Blue
"Don't underestimate the force" - Darth Vader
"Don't underestimate the power of the force" - Darth Vader
"Don't use *that* tinderbox to light the..."  &lt;click&gt;  &lt;20HD fireball&gt;
"Don't use our trashcan, it's only for apples!"
"Don't use your wheelchair as a crutch..." -- Mike Nelson
"Don't wag your finger at me, Pink Boy!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't wanna go to work (pout),wanna go PLAY!!(BSG)"
"Don't wanna lead me to your home..."
"Don't wanna let me be a man..."
"Don't waste our time with the Bible. Use *real* evidence." - PSimpson
"Don't we even get a few practice semesters?"  - - Calvin
"Don't we need a catcher? Not if you get it near the plate
"Don't weep, Wolfkiller." -Magnus to Lestat
"Don't whine... the stains'll come out some day." -- Bone Gnawers
"Don't worry about me." Neelix
"Don't worry about the bugbears; I'll talk us out of this."
"Don't worry about the flies, we won't weigh 'em!"
"Don't worry about us; we're new here." -- Sisko
"Don't worry me with details, boy!" -Dr. Fred
"Don't worry!  We'll be right behind you!...hiding..." - Ford Prefect
"Don't worry, Bart, you won't learn anything." Lisa
"Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo"
"Don't worry, I'm not going to kiss you."--Holodoc
"Don't worry, Johnny. We'll take care of it from here." Psi Cop
"Don't worry, Quark, I forgive you!" Zek
"Don't worry, be happy, Dawson" - Bobby McFerrin *
"Don't worry, it's all part of the program." - The Mice
"Don't worry, it's all part of the program." - The Mice
"Don't worry, nobody lives forever... nobody lives forever"
"Don't worry, pig lovers!  We didn't use a real pig."  "We didn't?!"
"Don't worry, she'll hold together" - Han Solo
"Don't worry, she'll hold together. Hear me baby? Hold together." - Solo
"Don't worry, there are other Demigods out there." -- Tom Servo
"Don't worry, you'll get over her.  I did, and so did Baldrick."
"Don't worry, you're not my type."
"Don't worry.  I practice safe science." -- Beakman
"Don't worry.  I'll stop him...  Okaaay, you stop him." -- Force
"Don't worry.  Nothing ever happens at first level."
"Don't worry.  The 60's will be over soon." -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't worry. Be happy. Doo, doo, doo, doo doo..."
"Don't worry. I'll have her home by August"-Dan
"Don't worry. The 60's will be over soon." -- Crow T. Robot
"Don't worry. We're on a mission from God." - Elwood Blues
"Don't worry.. I'll be monitoring you very carefully." - Geordi
"Don't worry... His `area' will protect him." -- Tom Servo
"Don't worry; I won't move." Picard
"Don't worry; I'll be careful." Odo
"Don't worry; everything's going to be okay." Quark
"Don't worry; if you need me, I'll be close by." -- Quark
"Don't worry; we will get to the bottom of this." Picard
"Don't worryHis `area' will protect him." -- Tom Servo
"Don't you *ever* step on my line again!" -- Tom Servo
"Don't you dare ask 'cause I ain't got no mask..." - Stanley
"Don't you display your weapons?" -- Trelane
"Don't you do it!" - An Officer and a Gentleman
"Don't you eat that yellow snow." - Frank Zappa
"Don't you ever call him stupid!" Lt. Dan
"Don't you ever get the creeps?" - Lyle Parker to Scully (Shapes)
"Don't you ever interrupt me!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Don't you get it, Picard?  The trial never ends..."  - Q
"Don't you get it?" -- The Bufoon
"Don't you get tired of these games?" Kirk to Sylvia
"Don't you hate it when your boogers freeze?"    - Calvin
"Don't you have anything better to do?" - Dr. Soran to Picard, after Picard throws a rock at the force field
"Don't you just hate younger sibs sometimes?!" - Yakko Warner
"Don't you know he's unstable?  Look at that collar!" -- Crow
"Don't you know it's unsafe to tailgate--especially at this altitude!"
"Don't you know that TV rots your mind?"- Ren Hoek
"Don't you know the Queen's English?"  "No, is she?"
"Don't you know the Queen's English?"  "Oh, yes, I'm sure he is".
"Don't you mean fee-fi-fo-fum?" - Yakko Warner
"Don't you oppress me."
"Don't you recognize your own stomping ground?" - Q
"Don't you remember me?" * Rimmer
"Don't you see, I have no choice." T'Jon
"Don't you see," he said. "We are made from our dreams."
"Don't you sleep with your males?" - Haneek
"Don't you think you should scan him or disect him or something?"
"Don't you understand, it's the Companion!" Cochrane
"Don't you understand? It killed 200 crew members!" Kirk
"Don't you want more than my sex?" - Tori Amos
"Don't you want to ask about us?" Eline
"Don't you want to be a winner, Tick?" - One-armed Bandit
"Don't you want to learn things?" - Jake
"Don't!  You're too young to feel that much pain."  - Ivanova
"Don't! Don't hit our friends!"
"Don't.  Touch.  Anything.  *Ever*!" -- Quark
"Don't... do... this..." - Eric
"Don't...start with me!" Hercules
"Don't...touch...anything.  EVER!" - Quark to Rom
"Don't...you're too young to experience that much pain." - Susan Ivanova
"Don'tdothis" - Eric
"Done!  Pencil me on your 'dance card'.."
"Dont ask me I'm just improvising..." -RUSH Presto
"Dont talk with your mouth full dear"-Greta's Mum
"Dont' blame me, I'm having a Blonde moment!!!!
"Dontchadaremissit!" - Billy "Red" Lyons
"Donut?" - Richie Ryan
"Donuts and hotdogs are flying everywhere..." * - Weird Al Yankovic
"Donuts can do anything." - Homer Simpson..
"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" Homer Simpson
"Doobee doobee doo." - F. Sinatra
"Doobie oobie walla, doobie abba nabba." --Good morning Starshine
"Doodles Weaver as Eraserhead." -- Crow T. Robot
"Doogie Howser, Police Detective." -- Crow T. Robot
"Doom has come for you, you who dwell in the land" - Ezekiel 7:7
"Doomed is your soul and damned is your life." &lt;John Worfin&gt;
"Doorknobs are usually placed a little lower, aren't they?"
"Dope on a rope" -- Crow T. Robot
"Dopplegangers!  Dopple-coppers!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Dorian Gray's by Oscar," said Tom wildly.
"Doris Gump..." -- Mike Nelson
"Doris, you already have an asshole. You don't need Chuck."
"Dorks.  They look like a coupla dorks."
"Dorothy, if you're going to Oz again, I'm going with you", Em barked.
"Dorothy: Hate Oz, Hate You, Took the slippers."... Toto.
"Dost thou love life?" -Franklin
"Dot, I appoint you Minister of Girly Things I Don't Understand." -Yakko
"Doth Job fear God for naught?" -- Job 1:9
"Double 0 Double entendre!" -- Tom Servo
"Double D personality Desire and debauchery."
"Double asparagus on you! Go take some LDS!" - Kirk &lt;WDSNNE&gt;
"Double bag it, Son." -- Mike Nelson
"Double eldritch bolts."   "How?"   "Two hands?"
"Double homicides just don't make me chuckle like they used to."
"Double tap" has nothing to do with draft beer computer mice or dancing
"Double tap" has nothing to do with draft beer or dancing.
"Double tap" has nothing to do with draft beer!
"Double your Hard Drive Space:  DELETE WINDOWS!
"Double your harddirve space.... DELETE WINDOWS"
"Doubt Everything"-DesCartes
"Doubt is brother-devil to Despair." JOHN BOYLE O'REILLY
"Doubt is the origin of truth.  Know thyself." - Socrates
"Doubt is the origin of truth." -- Socrates
"Doubt? We do not question. We do." -Modron Tricalus
"Doubts? Oh, I'm full of them!"-- Capt. Picard
"Dough" said homer as he fell in to the grand canyon.
"Dovie'andi se tovya sagain" - Mat Cauthon
"Down Dino! Down Dino! Ahhhh...that's the spot! -Wilma"
"Down The Flagpole" by Dick Burns.
"Down The Flagpole" by Peter Burns.
"Down the trail of shame he goes..." -- Tom Servo
"Down there they're rounding a posse to ride"
"Down through the centuries we came..." - Ramirez
"Down to you, Madmen..." -- Gypsy
"Down with the lambs, up with the lark" - The Crow
"Down you go, suffer long, down you go, sin make me strong..."
"Down, Spot!" Tom commanded in Dalmatian.
"Down, down, down through the pool of tears." -- Stitch
"Down, down, down, down gravity..."
"Downpour!"  by Wayne Dwops
"Downtown Kilrah, here we come!" - Rollins
"Downtown?" - Ivanova "It seemed like a good name." - Sheridan
"Dr Crusher! Medical alert in my quarters!"
"Dr Soong did not intend me to be used this way" - Data
"Dr. Blockhead does not perform 'tricks'!"--Dr. Blockhead
"Dr. Clayton Forrester.  Television's Frank..." -- Mike Nelson
"Dr. Crusher!  You're... freckled!" -- Picard
"Dr. Crusher, I'm right here!" Ro
"Dr. Daystrom has created a mirror image of his own mind." Spock
"Dr. Elders, 'Stroke of Midnight" is only a figure of speech!"
"Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank were hatching an evil scheme"
"Dr. Forrester has sent us a truly great movie!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Dr. Forrester, help!" -- Mike Nelson
"Dr. Frank, there's a Dr. Fist here to see you."
"Dr. Jacobs is a decent human being." Franklin
"Dr. Jacobs, are you all right?" Sheridan
"Dr. Jeckyl and Major Hyde." -- Al Calavicci
"Dr. Jones! Whatever are you doing in such an nasty place?"
"Dr. Kevorkian to the ER, STAT!!!"
"Dr. Krueger, do we need to sedate Dr. Gordon?"- Orderly
"Dr. Lector said a lot of things." -- Mr. Crawford
"Dr. McCoy, I hate your #@!% human guts." -- Spock
"Dr. McCoy. Will you do the very great honor of eating my shorts?"
"Dr. Piglet, Dr. Winston, practice your art!" -- Zoot
"Dr. Quinn, Frontier Proctologist..." -- Mike Nelson
"Dr. Scholl?  Dr. Pepper?" -- Tom Servo
"Dr. Scott!"   "Janet!"   "Brad!"   "Rocky!"   "Bullwinkle!"
"Dr. Scott!"   "Janet!"   "Brad!"   "Rocky!"   "Yo, Adrian!"
"Dr. Scott!"  "Janet!"  "Brad!"  "Rocky!"  "YO ADRIAN!"
"Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Orville" "Rocky!" "Bullwinkle!"
"Dr. Seuss to the drawing room, please." -- Crow T. Robot
"Dr. Soong did not intend me to be used this way." -- Data
"Dr., no sleeping on the Promenade. Go home." - Odo
"Dracula couldn't find a quick snack around here." -- Col. Potter
"Drag me, Drop me, Treat me like an Object"
"Dragging behind you the silent reproach of a million tear-stained eyes"
"Dragging the bodies, yeh!" -- Mike Nelson
"Dragon trainer?  They're kidding us, right?" -- Tom Servo
"Dragon? What Dragon? You said we were looking for a worrm."
"Dragons are sooooo stupid!"
"Dragons are soooooooooo stupid!" -- Sir Sam of Yosemite
"Dragons is *soooooo* stupid." * Yosemite Sam
"Dragons is soooooooooo stupid!" - Sir Sam of Yosemite
"Drank a quart of witch hazel..." -- Mike Nelson
"Draw an X," Tom said crossly.
"Draw no backgrounds and they will come" -- Liefield of Dreams
"Drawing a line and daring us to step over it." Scott
"Drawing on my fine command  of language, I said nothing."
"Drawn like moths we drift into the city." -Rush
"Dread has come upon you all!  The goblins are upon you!" - Gandalf
"Dream carefully." -- Paige Katz
"Dream on, Surfer Boy!" - Sailor Jupiter
"Dreamed I was an eskimo..." - FZ
"Dreamer! You're nothing but a dreamer!" -Marvin
"Dreamers learn to steer by the stars." -Rush: Presto
"Dreaming has to be a very sober affair."  don Juan Matus
"Dreams are sometimes catching."
"Dreams are the touchstones of our characters." - Henry David Thoreau
"Dreams don't need to have motion to keep their spark alive.": Rush
"Dreams don't show what truth it unfolds until the sleeper wakens."
"Dredd! Tell them I'm innocent! Dredd?  DREDD?!?" -Fergie
"Drei  fuenf," said Tom fearlessly. -Edward J O'Brien
"Drei... fuenf!"  Tom said fearlessly.
"Dress like USO girls .. big ugly ones ..." - Earl going to the Front
"Dress uniforms. Spit and polish." McCoy
"Dressing as a nun can be habit-forming." -- BJ to Klinger
"Drilling holes in his head isn't the answer!" -- McCoy
"Drink Coca-Cola : Relieves Fatigue" -1908
"Drink Coca-Cola : Thirst Knows No Season" - 1930
"Drink Coca-Cola, The Great National Beverage" -1908
"Drink No More!" - By A. A. Member
"Drink doctor, eat sister, cook Mr. Bertenshaw, nurse me!"
"Drink me!" - Odo
"Drink this.  It'll make you feel American." -- Tom Servo
"Drink up, Spock. It's the human thing to do." McCoy
"Drink up.  The world is about to end" - Ford Prefect
"Drinkin' Beer in the hot sun, I fought the law and I won" - J.Biafra
"Drinking hallucination's over..." -- Tom Servo
"Drinking is not my best subject." -- Father Mulcahy
"Drinking those moments when the darkness would hit me" - Riff
"Drinks for everyone, compliments of the Grand Nagus." Quark
"Drive Refreshed : Coca-Cola" - 1959
"Drive that armored vehicle over here, said Tom cantankerously.
"Drivin' faster in my car, fallin' further from just what we are..."
"Driving Miss Fargo..." -- Mike Nelson
"Driving straight into the horizon of commercial TV..." -- Servo
"Driving that train"  J. Garcia, we miss you, wherever you are
"Drop by *anytime* you're feeling homesick." - Sisko
"Drop dead, Rimmer!"    "Already have done."    "Encore!"
"Drop it. Or I'll break his neck." Data
"Drop that gun!" said the sheriff disarmingly.
"Drop the gun!"  Tom said with a disarming smile.
"Drop the gun," Tom said disarmingly.
"Drop the gun," Tom said with a disarming smile.
"Drop the gun," sais Tom disarmingly.
"Drop the guy with the devil ears."     - NBC, June, 1965
"Drop the guy with the pointy ears" -- NBC, 1965
"Drop your carrier. You have ten seconds to comply."
"Drop your gun!" Tom said disarmingly
"Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait til lunchtime."
"Drop your weapon.  You have 20 seconds to comply." -- Arsenal
"Drop.  Your.  Sword." - Westley
"Dropped from a jet plane with no parachute..."
"Drowning men" - The Crow
"Drowning your sorrows?"    "Taking them out for a swim."  Margaret
"Drug Wars"... America's latest Vietnam
"Drummed To Death"                      By Tom Tomb
"Drummer, beat and piper, blow. Harper, strike and soldier, go."
"Drums And Trumpets" - By Major Headache
"Drums, guitars, death.  They finally got it right." - Butt-Head
"Drunk?  That's a rumor started by people I've fallen over."-Hawkeye
"Dry as a funeral drum!"
"Dry ice and lots of it!" -- Tom Servo
"Dry land is a myth!" -- The Mariner
"Dry martini, Captain?"-"There should be dust on the olive." - Hawkeye
"Dry your tears with this clue I planted." -- Mike Nelson
"Dual overhead Sinead O'Connors!" -- Joel Robinson
"Duane's UnderworldDuane's Underworld..." - Stay Tuned
"Duck Dodgers, in the 24th and a half Century!!!"
"Duck Season!  Wabbit Season!  Duck Season!  Wabbit Season!"
"Duck, duck, the Doc!"--Jake Stonebender
"Duct tape, the handyman's secret weapon!"--Steve (Red Green) Smith
"Dude, if you don't know, I'm not gonna tell you!" - Butt-Head
"Dude, you should start wearing a cup!" - Butt-Head
"Dude... we have the power supreme!" -- Butt-Head
"Duh, the moderator says I'm s'pose to bonk you with this tagline."
"Duh...He is smart! He can make it go!" -- The Pakled
"Duhh I-I gotcha!" - Ralph  "Duhh ... NOT!!" - Yakko
"Duhh... I gotcha!" - Ralph the Guard "Duhh ... NOT!!" - Yakko Warner
"Dull Pain"  - By A. King
"Dull Razor" - By Nick Shaving
"Dullest Subject #1:  Somebody else's diet." - Larry Niven
"Dum dee dee dum dee dee dum dee dee vegetable garden!.." - Al
"Dumb and dangerous."  -- Sinatra on Reagan, according to Kitty Kelly
"Dumb blonde" is a peroxymoron
"Dumber than advertised!" - Yakko Warner
"Dumont!  Where's the program?" --Sark  "What program?" --Dumont
"Duncan MacLeod knows everybody." -- Kalas
"Duncan??" Anne  "That's me." Duncan
"Dungeon Masters do it behind a screen!"
"Dunlops" are tires. ... &lt;LOL!!&gt; Coming in for a landing. ... Cute!
"Dunno," said Zaphod, "I think I prefer it when they were shooting."
"Dunsel? Who the blazes is Captain Dunsel?" McCoy
"Durango!  I'm called Durango!"   "Yes.. uh, Counsellor Durango..."
"Durango!  My name's Durango!" - Troi
"During sex I fantasize I'm someone else." - Richard Lewis
"Durkin, do you really get laid every night?"  "Oh yeah!"
"Durkin, you're sick!" -- Harley Stone
"Dust bunnies threaten thousand points of light" -G. Bush
"Dust his pasty, swing-choir butt!" -- Tom Servo
"Duty call." Garibaldi  "History calls." Lennier
"Duty! Duty!  Is that all you think about!?!!?" -Hikaru
"Duty? Your duty is to your father." Amanda  "I know." Spock
"Duuuuuhhhhhh .... &lt;crash&gt;" - Earl's answer to inflation, Dinosaurs
"Dwarven officers were tireless in battle..." -- Dwarven Lieutenant
"Dweezle Dwyzle Dwazle Dwome!  Time for this one to come home!"
"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy." -- Josey Wales
"Dying is easy; it's living that scares me."--Annie Lennox
"Dyslexia strikes the scoreboard industry!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa - details at 11"
"Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa"   Film at 11
"Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa"  ...News at 11
"E Pluribus Join Us!" -- Satellite of Love Flag
"E ae Jesu dominae, donna aes requiem(THUNK)"
"E burres stigano."  --Ron Nasty
"E-9? You sank my Bird of Prey!" -- Worf
"E=MC^2.  F=MA.  You can't push a rope." -- Laws of Physics
"E=Mc^5...nahhh...E=Mc^4...nahh...E=Mc^3...ah, the hell with it."
"EAT OR BE EATEN" - Dinosaur Board Game
"EC" = Emptius Clueticus
"EGAD! HOW MUCH COFFEE CAN ONE MAN DRINK?" - Two-Eyed Jack
"EGAD! IS THAT YOUR BRAIN?!?" -The Tick
"ELMYRA!!!" -- Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"EMPEROR Brain!" - Brain
"ENGAGE! I always wanted to say that!" - Richard Picardo
"ENOUGH! THIS ENDS! NOW!" - G'Kar
"ENTER!" -- Worf
"ET Phone Home" "Deposit 20,000 quarters, please."
"EUGENE TANG could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel."
"EUGH! There are mice on the table!" -Arthur Dent
"EVIL REIGNS!" "Yes, and without a crutch, master."
"EX-cellent" - Montgomery Burns
"Each day is like a year, A year whose days are long " ( Oscar Wilde )
"Each kiss is as the first." Miramanee to Kirk
"Eagerly, eagerly, eager... L-Y!         - Tom Lehrer
"Earl Snead Sinclair!" "Oh, god, my whole name..." - Fran and Earl
"Earl, I've made Clydesdale pancakes.  Hurry on down." - Fran
"Earl, did Robbie get eaten?" - Fran, Dinosaurs
"Early American Danish Modern Colonial?" -- Tom Servo
"Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious."
"Earned some pain, tough tail?" - Harley
"Earth - mostly harmless" - The Guide
"Earth Girls are Greasy!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Earth and Heaven are in us." -- Mahatma Mohandas Gandhi
"Earth girls are ..`fragile'.." Worf to Riker in "Justice"
"Earth has been given into my hand." - Walter
"Earth hath not anything to show more fair" - Wordsworth
"Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun." -- Jeff Berner
"Earth must keep pace." - Richard Franklin
"Earth underwear!  Earth underwear!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Earth was not earth before her sons appeared."
"Earth will grow worse till men redeem it." -- Chesterson
"Earth! Wind! Fire! Water! Heart!" where's "Brains?"
"Earth's not there, at least not the Earth we knew." Kirk
"Earth:  Mostly Harmless."
"Earth:  Mostly Harmless." - HHGTTG
"Earth: Surrender immediately or we pickle Dan Quayle" - Zork Commando
"Ease off, Angie... ease off... he's gone." -- Mindweb
"Easily amused, and laughing about it."
"East Coast Resorts" - by Nan Tuckett.
"Easy Listening" - By F. M. Radio
"Easy credit terms available." -- Satan
"Easy there, Chief." Bashir
"Easy!  Easy!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Easy" is easy to say.
"Eat Your Heart Out" -- Dio
"Eat anti-matter, you space-dud!"
"Eat any good books lately Micro-Brain?" Q to Worf
"Eat any good books lately?"- Q in Star Trek NG
"Eat bark, you quad-pods!" - Earl, Nuts To War Part I
"Eat doughnuts, for they are round, and all things round are good." Bob
"Eat feathers fuzz ball!" - Calvin
"Eat floor.  High fiber." - Batman
"Eat lead, space pansy!!"
"Eat me."   "Eech. With a gammy leg?"
"Eat more fruit" said Tom, with aplomb.
"Eat more fruit" said Tom, with aplomb. -Tom Swifty
"Eat more fruit", the doctor said with aplomb.
"Eat more fruit," said Tom with aplomb.
"Eat more fruit."  Tom said with aplomb.
"Eat my revolution, blue monkey!" El Seed to The Tick
"Eat my shorts!" "Well, alright. If you think it'll help."
"Eat my shorts."     Walter Matthau...Grumpy Old Men
"Eat my shorts."    Walter Matthau
"Eat now?" -- Larry Kubiak
"Eat or be eaten."  Mmmm.  I love the law of the jungle!
"Eat s*it and die, gato!" - Vaquero makes a kill
"Eat sh*t and die!" - Dee Dee Myers to the press
"Eat your heart out, JMS."--Ted Brengle
"Eat your soup." - Romulan waitress
"Eat, drink and be merry in Christ, for tomorrow we live forever!"  Humorist Clint Kelly Everett, WA
"Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work."
"Eating Radium has strange results,"  Tom said brightly.
"Eating doesn't make you fat.  Marriage does."
"Eating isn't cheating" - Slogan for Weight Watchers AND Bill Clinton
"Eating radium has strange results,  Tom said brightly.
"Eating uranium made me feel sick", Tom said glowingly.
"Eating uranium makes me feel funny", said Orville glowingly.
"Ecclesiastical Infractions" - by Cardinal Sin
"Echinoderms"  - By C. Q. Cumber And C. Lily
"Ecky ecky ecky pTANG zorm wowmr mumble mumble mumble..."  "NI!"
"Economics is a form of brain damage." - David Suzuki
"Ecstatic."  -- Jafar
"Ed Asner on ukelele..." -- Mike Nelson
"Ed Wood mustered up all his incompetence for this picture!"
"Ed Wood mustered up all his incompetence for this." -- Crow
"Ed Wood?  Nooooooooo!"
"Ed, go see who's at the door" -- Rusty's last words
"Eddie Van Halen!"      "No it's Valerie Bertinelli..."
"Eddie had never seen such hate and fear combined in human eyes."
"Eddie is a tender subject.  Would you like another piece?"
"Eddie pulled the trigger and vaporized Tricks from the eyebrows up."
"Eddie recoiled: this man was dead and didn't know it." - DT II
"Eddie wanted to jitter and jive. Eddie wanted to hop and bop."
"Eddie was a lot of things, and a lot of them were not nice." - DT II
"Eddie?"  "That's a rather tender subject...another slice, anyone?"
"Eddies in the space-time continuum"-Ford "Who's Eddy?"-Arthur
"Edison! Look out for th#$!&%$ --NO BARRIER
"Edith, stifle yourself!"
"Educate men without religion and you make them but clever devils."
"Educate.  DON'T legislate!" - Mr. S. Wolf
"Education is Power...Joy is Vulnerability" - Gul Ducat
"Education is power; joy is vunerability." - Gul Dukat
"Edward Everrett Horton?  Gentleman Jim Reeves?" -- TV's Frank
"Edward Hopper's `Night Dorks'!" -- Tom Servo
"Edward should AVOID mines!" - Larry
"Eeeech !  Someone spilled carpal all over my keyboard."
"Eeeerrrruuuetch" - The cat, (after eating "poisoned" kippers)
"Eeeney-Meeney, Chili-Beanie, the spirits are about to speak!"
"Eeew, like, I knew I should have made him pay in advance!" - Shirley
"Eef you need something feexed, I'm Spayed."- Ren Hoek as Sam Spayed.
"Een rondje Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, en neem er zelf ook een!"
"EenieMeenieMineyMOE!" -- Homer saves Springfield
"Eep!  Lions and tagliners and bears, oh my!"
"Eew!  What happened to you?" --Gen  "Everything." --Todd, LGD
"Eez beeg trouble for moose and squirrel..." - Boris & Natasha
"Efficient." -Kosh
"Egad Brain!  Isn't Chris Exner a human?" - Pinky
"Egad Brain!  Isn't Scott McCollough a human?" - Pinky
"Egad Brain! Isn't Chris Exner a human?" - Pinky
"Egad Brain! Isn't Kris Hughes a human?" - Pinky
"Egad Brain! Isn't the moderator a human?" - Pinky
"Egad!  This is even better than a DuckTales episode, Brain!" - Pinky
"Egad! You astound me, Brain!"  "That's a simple task, Pinky."
"Egad, Brain!  It worked!  *ZOINK*" - Pinky
"Egads! Is NOBODY safe 'round here?" - Dire Wolf
"Egads, I think I'm starting to sound like my mother!!!! - Taltos
"Eggses!  EGGSES it is!" - Gollum
"Eh, hoser!" &lt;---- Look, I can speak Canadian!
"Eh... could you repeat the question a few times?" - Butthead
"Ehhh... What's up, doc?" - Bugs Bunny
"Ehhhh, stuff it." - Slappy
"Eieche Wawa" - Ewok
"Eight weeks painting the ship!" -- Rimmer
"Eighty-five cents for the soundtrack." -- Mike Nelson
"Einhorn is a man!  Einhorn is a *man*!  Oh my GOD!" -- Ace Ventura
"Either I'm dead, or my watch stopped."  Groucho Marx's last words
"Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her." - Han Solo
"Either he's dead or my watch has stopped."  -Marx
"Either he's nine feet tall or that's a tiny door." -- Crow
"Either man is obsolete or war is."  -Buckminster Fuller
"Either these curtains go or I go." -- Tom's Servo
"Either this man is dead or my sundial stopped"
"Either way, I've always respected you." - Franklin
"Either way, there's not much time left." - Sheridan
"Either you buy me a bike or I'll get myself adopted."
"Either you snore, or we had a hell of a breach in the hull." - Ivanova
"Ejecting!" - Sheridan
"El Crow Robotus" -- Mike Nelson
"Elaris has smiled on me." "Elaris?" "Patron of gamblers" - Londo
"Elbow room, elbow room, got to got to get us some elbow room!"
"Eleanor, Call 911. Erik Estrada is trying to come out of my navel!"
"Elect us, sucker:  we'll make Brian Mulroney blush!!"
"Electric Pencil". Wow, man, I think I just had a flashback... [;)
"Electrician's breakfast - ohmlettes." - Raymond D. Love
"Electrons DIED for this?!"--David K. M. Klaus
"Elelator go down the hole!" - Baby Plucky
"Elelator go down the hooole" - Young Plucky Duck
"Elelator go down the hooooooole." - Baby Plucky
"Elementary, my dear Watson." - Sherlock Holmes
"Elephant &lt;spit&gt;, we're democrats Mabel" - Sheriff J. W. Pepper
"Elephant:  A mouse built to government specifications." - Heinlein
"Elevation ok, shall we fire for effect?" - post-Tinian Shot
"Eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartruse Micro-Bus."
"Eleven will always be a friend of mine!"
"Ellie! Clampett's! Dad! ?"  "He's Jed, Jim."
"Elsie and I are in love.  You cant stop it." -- Mike Nelson
"Eluded the *Enterprise*?!?" - Picard
"Elves and Dragons!" I says to him.  "Cabbages and potatoes are better for you and me." -- J. R. R. Tolkien
"Elves are transporting Nazis to the moon." -- Tom Servo
"Elvis WHO?" - Honky Tonk Man
"Elvis has left my jeans!" -Beavis
"Elvis has staggered out of the building" -- Tom Servo
"Elvis impersonators are the first sign of civilizations fall."
"Elvis to Mars...Kennedy is dead....I'm coming home"
"Embrace your enemies. . . until they're terminated." Tentakil
"Emergency!  Emergency!  Intruder alert!" -- Bashir
"Emergency!  Emergency!  There's an emergency going on!" -- Holly
"Emergency, Alfred..." -- Bruce Wayne
"Emergency, Alfred..." -- Dick Grayson
"Emergency, emergency, there's an emergency going on."--Holly
"Emily tries but misunderstands" -Floyd
"Emotion has taught mankind to reason."   - Marquis de Vauvenargues
"Emotion transmitted, Emotion recieved" Chemisty
"Emotion's always the enemy of true justice." - Two-Face
"Emotional, isn't she?" Spock
"Emotions are alien to me.  I'm a scientist." - Spock
"Emotions are alien to me.  I'm a scientist." -- Dr. Forrester
"Emotions are for ethnic people" -- Crow T. Robot
"Emotions. Needs violent emotions. Anger!" Kirk
"Empathy is the most revolutionary emotion."  -- Gloria Steinem
"Empty net goals are for Homos" - Al Iafrate
"En boca cerrada no entran moscas."
"En-ough with the Taglines already!!"-Slappy
"En-uff with the Taglines already!!!" - Slappy Squirrel
"En-uff with the singin' already!!!" -- Slappy
"End Of Line." - MCP
"End of discussion." "Discussion? What discussion?"
"End up at the Frances Farmer motel." -- Tom Servo
"End!  End!  End the film!  Get it off the screen!" -- Tom Servo
"End!  End!  End!  We're gonna leave anyway!" -- Mike Nelson
"End! End! End the film! Get it off the screen!" -- Tom Servo
"End! End! End! We're gonna leave anyway!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ending a marriage, it's a quiet thing." Adel Renn
"Eneg is one of us!" Isak
"Enemy of the State!"  Big Goverment = No Liberty.
"Energize Mr Scott.  Hey...where'd this bunny come from??"
"Energize on my mark. 4, 3, 2, 1, mark." Yar
"Energize!  Hey, where'd that bunny come from?" - Picard
"Energize!" "Hey! Where the hell did that rabbit come from?"
"Energize!" said Kirk, and a pink bunny appeared.
"Energize!" said Picard and the pink bunny appeared...
"Energize!" said Picard and this pink aardvark appeared
"Energize!" said Picard, and the pink bunny appeared.
"Energize!" said Picard, and the pink bunny materialized
"Energize!" said Picard, the pink bunny appeared
"Energize!" said Picard.  "It keeps going, and going..."
"Energize!" said Picard.. and a pink bunny appeared.
"Energize!..Hey, where'd that bunny come from?"
"Energize" said Kirk, but the pink bunny appeared.
"Energize" said Kirk.  A little pink bunny appeared beating a drum!
"Energize" said Picard and the pink bunny appeared
"Energize" said Picard, and a little pink bunny appeared beating a drum.
"Energize" said Picard, and the pink bunny appeared....
"Energize"he said & a pink bunny with a drum materialized.
"Energize, Mr. Scott.  Hey...where'd this bunny come from?"
"Energize," said Kirk, and the pink bunny appeared.
"Energize." Picard said..Then the pink bunny appeared
"Energize...Get that bunny off my bridge!" - Picard
"Energizer - it just keeps going, and going, and" &lt;snap&gt;-hiss
"Energizing!"  Quark
"Energy is contagious."
"Engage panic circuits. Panic circuits engaged. AAARRRGH!"--Kryten
"Engage thruster, one-third." Janeway
"Engage thrusters. Ahead slow." Janeway
"Engage to where, sir?" - O'Brien
"Engage!"                                 --Janos Bartok, "Legend"
"Engage, Mr. Crusher!" (Wesley lunges for Deanna.)
"Engage, Mr. Crusher."   "But I'm not ready for marriage!"
"Engage." - Captain Kathryn Janeway
"Engage... - Picard
"Engaging cloa
"Engine Co. 11 is off today, leave you name and number at the BEEP!"
"Engineering, maintain full power. Full power!" Spock
"Engineering, ready your nucleonic beam." Janeway
"Engineering? You guys fixed the coffee routine yet?"
"Engines are for mechanics and menials." Elaan  "Menials??" Scott
"Engines are ready." Scott
"Engines not responding!" Scott
"English Breakfast"  - By Chris P. Bacon And Ann Negg
"English" as she is spoke!  ARGH!
"Englishmen. You're all so @#$%&! pompus!"
"Enigmatic bastard, isn't he?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Enjoy Coca-Cola" - 1891
"Enjoy another space cookie, we'll be right back." - What Alien leader
"Enjoy it while it lasts, astro boy-toy!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Enjoy my teeth!" -- Mike Nelson
"Enjoy the hoary netherworld out there..." -- Tom Servo
"Enjoy this tribute to wide, white bodies!" -- Mike Nelson
"Enjoy your dark side, have fun with it." -- Troi
"Enjoy your laurels, Doctor. I'm not sure I could."--Bev Crusher
"Enjoy yourself. You have the free time. Use it." Picard
"Enough action for you?" -- Duncan MacLeod
"Enough games, Sir Thomas Serveau!  Smooch me!  Smooch me!"
"Enough good people have already died; I won't help kill another."
"Enough of your touchy feely crap, Nelson!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Enough people have played with my brain already this year" - Sinclair
"Enough with Joey The Lemur!" -- Evil Captain Mike
"Enough with the gratuitous cameos!" - Slappy
"Enough with the singing already!" - Slappy
"Enough with the taglines already" - Slappy Squirell
"Enough!" -- Nailnose
"Enough.  Let us hence to the breakfast bar."  Super Pilgrim (Tick)
"Enough.... with.... Joey... the Lemur!!!!!!" - Captain Mike
"Ensgin Expendable, step on that rock!"  - Kirk
"Ensign , you may impress *me*." -- Worf
"Ensign Bozo!"  "He's such a clown, Jim."
"Ensign Bridegroom?" "He's WED, Jim!"
"Ensign C-ko?"  "She ate her own food, Jim..."
"Ensign Clampett?"     "He's Jed, Jim."
"Ensign Club?" "He's MED, Jim!"
"Ensign Crusher, take this tagline to the airlock." --Picard
"Ensign Curly,bring the Voyager about."  "Nyuk,nyuk."  &lt;BONK!&gt;  "Owh!"
"Ensign Editor?"  "He's TED, Jim!"
"Ensign Expendable, check over there!" "Yes,sir...AAAUUGGHHH!!!"
"Ensign Expendable, step on that rock!" - Kirk
"Ensign Fodder, report to transporter for away team duty."
"Ensign Kim. This is your station." Janeway
"Ensign Kyoto deactivated me." Doctor
"Ensign LobZ]Wis boiling mad, Bones."  "He's red, Jim."
"Ensign Orville, report to transporter for away team duty."
"Ensign Pillsbury?  He's BREAD, Jim!"
"Ensign Pilsbury?"     "He's Bread, Jim."
"Ensign Singer, make it sew."  --Picard
"Ensign Toonces, LOOK OUT!! AAAAaaaa...." - Picard
"Ensign Turner?"  "He's Ted, Jim!"
"Ensign Zeppelin?" "He's LED, Jim!"
"Ensign, Lay in a course, 004 mark 012.... Sydney, Australia"
"Ensign, bootlegger reverse.  Warp 9.  Engage!"
"Ensign, report to transporter for away team duty."
"Ensign, set a course." Picard
"Ensign, you may impress *me*." - Worf
"Ensign. How do I get to Ten-Forward?" - Picard
"Ensigns never die. They just come back as different characters."
"Entemology?  Oh, she wants to be a chef!" - Nog
"Entering Earth orbit." Dax
"Enterprise, is that a clipper ship?" -Guinan
"Enterprise: extend shields!" Riker
"Entertaining hope, means recognising fear." Robert Browning
"Envy and wrath shorten the life." -- Ecclesiasticus 30:24
"Enythink thit ken go rong willl." -- Morfy's Law
"Episode 12B: How to recognise different types of trees.."
"Episode Arthur. Part 7. Teeth."
"Episodes 17-26. The Naked Ant."
"Equal rights for pigs!" -- Mike Nelson
"Equine Leg Cramps"                     By Charlie Horse
"Er, is it a 'wibbly thing', or a 'swirly thing', sir?
"Er, yes, yes it is." "You hesitated Edmund, it's not a sheep, is it?"
"Eradication of earth's population loves...Polaris." - Dave
"Eric ? What kind of a name is Eric ?"
"Eric the half-a-bee..."   - Monty Python
"Eric, The Half-Bee. He had an accident."
"Eric, the half-a-bee..."
"Eric, what does `Formatting Non-Removable Media' mean?
"Eric... Hey, Eric... You don't want to go in there." - Crow
"Ernest Borgnine IS Gamera!"
"Erotic nightmares beyond any measure ." - Frank
"Errare umanum est."
"Error #5150: Brain Offline"
"Error 155 - You can't do that." -D-G S200 Fortran error code list
"Error is immense." -- Bolingbroke
"Error. Error. Faulty. Faulty. Must analyze. Analyze." - Nomad
"Error: SysOp confused." (Front Door error code.)
"Errors and Accidents - by Miss Takes and Miss Haps
"Errr, this is the ANIMAL_SEX Echo."
"Errymay ristmaschay andway appyhay ewnay earyay." - Pig Latin Christmas
"ErwellIf you put it *that* way.. then you're right..."
"Escaped convicts are so rude..." -- Mike Nelson
"Escapes that I always rely sit sigh, I fall" -Seaweed
"Escuse me bud" Said Mr Leeeeech "Can you spare a K ?"
"Especially the lies."
"Especially uninvited." - Wakko Warner
"Especially uninvited." -- Wakko
"Esther! Tell the Mooses that `Gorgo the Smog Monster' is here!!
"Et Tu Gryphon?" - Quickling
"Et cetera, et cetera!  Ad infinitum, ad astra..."
"Et tu, Brutus?" "No Julius, I ain't et nothin'." - Shakesp.
"Et tu, Brutus?" ... "No, Julius, I ain't et *nothin'!*"
"Et tu, Piglet?" whined Pooh with the knife in his back
"Eternal peace.  I hope she finds it." -- Michael Moore
"Eternity is in love with the production of time." -- Blake
"Eternity never looked so lovely."    "You MUST be Riker!"
"Eternity never looked so lovely." "You must be Riker."
"Ethel the Aardvark goes Quantity Surveying." - Monty Python
"Ethel the Aardvark was hopping down the river valley..." - Monty Python
"Ethical man - a Christian holding four aces." - Mark Twain
"Ethics change with technology."            - Larry Niven
"Ethics change with technology." - L. Niven
"Eureka!" is Greek for "This bath is too hot!"
"Eureka!" said Archimedes to the skunk
"European or African?"  "Well, *I* don't know--WAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhh..."
"Euthenasia is not always a bad thing." -- Wisetongue
"Ev'n victors are by victories undone." -- Dryden
"Ev'rybody's searching for something they say" -Floyd
"Evacuate DS9! Odo's wearing The Mask!"
"Evacuate?  In our moment of triumph?" - Governor Tarkin
"Eve, I won't touch that apple", Tom said adamantly.
"Eve, what's a headache?"  -Adam
"Even *I* can't teach William Shatner how to act." - Q
"Even *I* have trouble resisting the desire to sleep with me...&lt;g&gt;"
"Even AA dies nothing for me.  It makes me want to drink" -E. Van Halen
"Even Death itself is afraid of Baba Yaga..." -- Straub, Nosferatu
"Even Death, itself, fears the Beast." - Lair Saying
"Even God cannot change the past." -- Agathon
"Even Janis Ian kneels at his altar!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Even Joely's mother couldn't watch *this* one!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Even MacArthur's pipe-stuffer has to be checked out." -- Frank
"Even Napoleon had his Watergate." Danny Ozark, Phillies Manager
"Even THEY don't like me!" - Wesley of Borg
"Even Vulcans aren't indestructible."  "No. We're not."
"Even a band with no talent can amuse a bunch of idiots." Green Jelly
"Even a cat may *see* a king..."
"Even a caveman can start a fire." -- Patty [or Selma]
"Even a child is known by his doings." -- Proverbs 20:11
"Even a war unicorn can't stand up to demononic halitosis." - Aahz
"Even an android must cover his aft servo systems."--Iain Twolan
"Even by my standards, that's impressive!" - Vinnie
"Even eternity is too long to wait for a table." -- LaCroix
"Even for a god, there's a point of no return." Apollo
"Even for an alien, this one is pretty alien." (Babylon 5)
"Even historians fail to learn from history!" Gill
"Even if he is an idiot, he's still my brother." -- Quark
"Even if it does matter, does it matter that it matters?" - Marvin
"Even if it means violating Vorlon territory" - Sheridan
"Even if only for a little while." - Garibaldi
"Even if they had Mardi Gras in the streets I wouldn't go." S. Goldwyn
"Even if you do nothing, your doing something" -R. Funk
"Even if you understood women, you'd never believe it!" - Frank Dane
"Even in a vaccuum this smells of a setup" - Garabaldi
"Even in death, he amuses." -- Tom Servo
"Even in death, my powers continue." -Loc Nar
"Even in his agony, the fire pleased him..." - The Stand
"Even in laughter the heart is sorrowful." -- Proverbs 14:13
"Even in my fantasies I have no idea what Mikey's talking about."
"Even in space, booze satisfies!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Even in the future...booze satisfies!"
"Even in this part of the galaxy, Captain, 2+2=4." Spock
"Even more fascinating." Spock
"Even my *FRIENDS* don't do what I want." - Calvin
"Even my *friends* don't do what I want."  - - Calvin
"Even my goose pimples have goose pimples."   Bob Hope
"Even now, with a girlfriend, I still sometimes consider it..."-Lummox
"Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous
"Even our best footage won't stop them!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Even paranoids have enemies." - Kissinger
"Even smiling makes my face ache." - Dr. Frank N. Furter
"Even snakes are afraid of snakes." - S. Wright
"Even snakes are afraid of snakes." - s.w.
"Even snakes are afraid of snakes." -- Wright
"Even so, you're going to take heavy casualties." - Sheridan
"Even the AV Club laughs at these guys..." -- Mike Nelson
"Even the Devil won't go to the Bronx!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Even the Heart of the Tiger proves unworthy in the end." - Thrakhath
"Even the Nosferatu claimed to be unable to get to the truth..."
"Even the Symbalene Blood Burn does not work that quickly." Spock
"Even the band is vomiting." -- Crow T. Robot
"Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral." -- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"
"Even the blunted word... is more honest than silence." - Nietzsche
"Even the damned love." - Roland
"Even the gods did not spring into being overnight." Spock
"Even the greatest of whales is helpless in the desert."
"Even the musicians are mocking this film!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Even the old dude is cool." - Butt-Head
"Even the other goblin races shun the swamp goblins..."
"Even the sky is brown in this movie." -- Tom Servo
"Even their appearance is a mystery." Torqueman on Vorlons
"Even their phones are sunburnt." -- Tom Servo
"Even when I'm grey, I'll still be grey my way... yea"
"Even when you were looking up, you were looking down." - Delenn
"Even with an IQ of 6000 it's still brown trousers time." - Holly
"Even you are cute, in an annoying sort of way."  - Londo
"Even you couldn't give that much blood, Spock" McCoy
"Event horizon?" -- Kes
"Eventually he'll sell those stembolts. At a fair price." Zek
"Eventually, even a blind squrill will find an acron."- Jim Cornette
"Ever been beaten about the head and neck?"
"Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" - The Joker
"Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
"Ever done it in the hay?" -- Mike Nelson
"Ever fly one of these before?"  "Nope."  "Me neither!"
"Ever fly one of these before?"  "Nope."  "Me neither!" &lt;THUD&gt;
"Ever hire an illegal immigrant?" "Sure?" "Really sure?"
"Ever hopped in the trunk of a Gremlin 'n got your rocks off?"
"Ever lob a live grenade into a basket of kittens?"
"Ever lob a live kitten into a basket of grenades?"
"Ever notice how irons have a setting for _permanent_ press?" - Wright
"Ever notice that when a toon drives, he never looks at t
"Ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball..."
"Ever since dad got murdered things've been great!" -- Tom Servo
"Ever since you went away I suffer each and every day" -Coverdale/Page
"Ever sleep with a blonde?"   "Many a time... many a time."
"Ever sleep with a redhead?"   "Not a wink!"
"Ever spent an evening with Iscariot?  How depressing..." -- Jesus
"Ever stop to think and then forget to start again?" - S. Wright
"Ever tame a Panthyr?"  "No, but I had fun trying"
"Ever try to read the Bill of Rights to a Liberal?"
"Ever try to read the Bill of Rights to a cop?" - J. Biafra
"Ever walk into a Denny's at 3 AM?  Looks like the bar in Star Wars!"
"Ever wonder how wide Hello Kitty's head is?" - P. Lam
"Eveready Bunny arrested;  charged with battery"
"Every Spam is sacred."
"Every Time You Go Away You Take a Piece of Me with You." -John Bobbit
"Every act a ritual, every day a rite of passage
"Every breath you take, every MOV you make..."
"Every building we come to it's the same story." Bashir
"Every culture has its demons." Chakotay
"Every danged one of ya burns yer quiche!" -Gallagher
"Every day I crucify myself." -- Tori Amos
"Every day is starting to look like Monday." - Garfield
"Every day we're standing in a time capsule." -- Limbaugh
"Every day you have to give yourself a present."  - Cooper
"Every day you're standing, in a time capsule."-RUSH
"Every day, another piece of Gaia dies" -- Lord Albrecht
"Every development or improvement of firearms favors the defensive."
"Every dog has his day, Fran." - Harold Lauder
"Every dog must have its day."            - Jonathon Swift
"Every educated man is a bully in a discussion." -- Beerbohm
"Every face seemed pallid, distant, marked for death." - The Stand
"Every finger in the room is pointing at me" - Tori Amos
"Every fool will be meddling." -- Proverbs 20:3
"Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man."
"Every guilty person is his own hangman." - Seneca
"Every human heart is human."  Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
"Every joke is a tiny revolution." -- Orwell
"Every joke is ultimately a custard pie." -- Orwell
"Every last one of you is a wimp", said Tom xerophytically.
"Every little BYTE helps "
"Every man and woman is a star." -- Crowley
"Every man has his price.  Mine is $3.95."
"Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do." -- Voltaire
"Every man likes to flirt with a pretty girl..." (George Eliot)
"Every man over forty is a scoundrel." -- Shaw
"Every man reaps what he sows, except the amateur gardener." - Heinlein
"Every moment dies a man." -- Babbage
"Every moron, mutant and minnow for himself!" - Lawrence Limburger
"Every muscle tensed to fence the enemy within"
"Every nanosecond is a moment in out history." - Data
"Every night I say a prayer in the hopes that there's a heaven..."
"Every nurse falls in love with you?"-"Only the ones with taste."-Hawk
"Every once in a while, stop and enjoy an ice cream cone."   Einstein
"Every other philosophy feels the need to overpower the body."
"Every party needs a pooper." -- Mike Nelson
"Every politician is emphatically a promising politician."
"Every rose has its thorn..." &lt;Poison&gt;
"Every second of our lives we are changing." - Caine
"Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not-guilty." -- Lec
"Every soldier lives with death, son." - Richard Franklin
"Every special case, is, of course, a special case."
"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good..."-from Meaning of Life
"Every sperm is sacred.."
"Every sperm is wanted, Every sperm is good," - Monty Python
"Every step of the way." Janeway
"Every thing possible to be believed is an image of truth" - W. Blake
"Every time I look at you I don't understand..."
"Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it."
"Every time I'm around her I think I'm gonna hurl!" -- Garth
"Every time I've built character, I've regretted it!" -Calvin&Hobbes
"Every time he lands he has to make a big production..." -- Nelson
"Every time it rains it rains..." -- Tom Servo
"Every time they mention those pinkos I see red." -- Frank Burns
"Every time you get a million dollars, something queers the deal."
"Every time you tell a lie your nose gets smaller."-Potter to Klinger
"Every why hath a wherefore."
"Every woman should marry -- and no man." Disraeli
"Every year is getting shorter never seem to find the time" -Floyd
"Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship." - Calvin
"Everybody believed what the President said." -- Joel Robinson
"Everybody cares about the weather, and everybody should know better"
"Everybody comes to Joe's" -- Joe Dawson
"Everybody dance now!" "Here We Go Let's Rock n Roll!" - C + C Music Factory
"Everybody do the Michigan Rag!" -- Michigan J. Frog
"Everybody down!  The bread man is here!" -- Mike Nelson
"Everybody follow the leader, 1, 2, 3!" &lt;GONG&gt; "We may be trapped."
"Everybody frolic!" -- Tom Servo
"Everybody go surfin' now, even Sven learnin' how!"
"Everybody gone crazy in the World Tonite."
"Everybody got to deviate from the norm" Vital Signs
"Everybody got to elevate from the norm."
"Everybody gots to call me "The Duke of Oil"." - Greasepit
"Everybody hates me.  I think I'll go eat worms." -- Crow
"Everybody hurts.... Sometimes.."
"Everybody is somebody else's weirdo." -- Dykstra's Law
"Everybody leave in a slow leisurely manner." -- Mike Nelson
"Everybody lies about bad sex!" - Heinlein
"Everybody lies about sex."                - Lazarus Long
"Everybody lies about sex." - Heinlein
"Everybody lies, Michael."  Commander Jeffery Sinclair, Babylon 5
"Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter much since nobody listens."
"Everybody liked the duck.  He was just a little different."
"Everybody needs a career manager." LADY MACBETH
"Everybody needs a helping hand" - Amy Grant
"Everybody needs a hobby." - Yakko
"Everybody needs a mood lifter "  Vital Signs
"Everybody on stage for the big bondage number!" -- Tom Servo
"Everybody put your glasses down, IVANNA TINKLE!" -- Moe
"Everybody remember where we parked". -- Adm. Kirk, STIV
"Everybody remember where we parked."  - J. Kirk
"Everybody remember where we parked."  -Admiral Kirk, ST:IV
"Everybody remember where we parked." - Kirk
"Everybody remember where we parked." --Adm. Kirk, ST:IV
"Everybody run!  The Homecoming Queen has got a gun!"
"Everybody swing!" - The Tick
"Everybody wants to be a cat!
"Everybody wants to be an aardvark!
"Everybody was out to get me" DS  "Now you know how I feel..." FM 3x23
"Everybody works. Everybody fights." Motto, Mobile Inf.
"Everybody's a hungry ghost." -- Senator Kreutzer
"Everybody's dead... Everybody's dead, Dave." -- Holly
"Everybody's gonna show, for another party on the patio!"
"Everybody's good enough for some change." - Live, "Waitress"
"Everybody's lost but me." -Indiana Jones
"Everybody's saying that hell's the hippest way" - Joni Mitchell
"Everybody, everybody's dead, everybody's dead Dave."  -Holly
"Everyone BACKUP, he's got a magnet!" - Data
"Everyone appreciates compassion".&lt;HH The Dalai Lama&gt;
"Everyone feel better now?" - Methos
"Everyone has a scheme that will not work." - Howe's Law
"Everyone has to have a hobby" - Odo
"Everyone here who's Immortal, raise your hand" -- Richie Ryan
"Everyone is a little bisexual... aren't they?" - Marianne Faithful
"Everyone is as God  him, and often a great deal worse."
"Everyone is entitled to my opinion."
"Everyone knows Zorch--Zorch simply *IS*."--Marshall Presnell
"Everyone knows them as the Terrible Tues." - Geek
"Everyone knows, Akira's a *myth*!"
"Everyone lives by selling something." - R.L. Stevenson 
"Everyone loses." Lethian
"Everyone move helter...and skelter." Director Michael Curtiz
"Everyone of 'em's got plans.  Who'd'a guessed it?" - Roy, Dinosaurs
"Everyone remember where we parked." - Kirk
"Everyone says you're a virgin. Is it true?"-"I don't know." - Radar
"Everyone seems to have disappeared" - Garak
"Everyone should drink lots of fluids."
"Everyone still looks uncomfortable."  Riker
"Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die." - Chretien
"Everyone wants to jump into my throat." Director Michael Curtiz
"Everyone wears cleats in this film." -- Joel Robinson
"Everyone who is able may have a gun." - Patrick Henry
"Everyone who is for abortion was at one time a feces." Peter Grace
"Everyone" has a price!!!
"Everyone's a critic." - Nicholas Ward
"Everyone's expendable and no-one has a real friend" -Floyd
"Everyone's so UGLY. The only face I can look at is my own." - Mojo
"Everyone's using big words and confusing me again!" - Quickling
"Everything Albert says is so obvious", said Tom altruistically.
"Everything Explained" - by Kitt N. Caboodle
"Everything I know, I learned from booze!"
"Everything I told you is true." Paris
"Everything beautiful has its moment and then passes away."-Luis Cernuda
"Everything changes but the avant garde."  -Paul Valery
"Everything colored purple is *alive*!" -GURPS 3rd Ed.
"Everything decays. We're just here to help it along."
"Everything goes somewhere." -- Beakman
"Everything happens at the same time with nothing in between." -P. Hebig
"Everything illegal is a crime, unless *I* do it." -Dan Rostenkowski
"Everything in Excess.... Moderation is for Monks." --Lazarus Long
"Everything in excess!  Moderation is for monks!" - Robert A. Heinlein
"Everything in here has some significance" - Data
"Everything in moderation, including moderation. Sometimes you just need a plate of ribs." - Country singer Trisha Yearwood
"Everything interests me." Max
"Everything interests me." Max
"Everything is fodder." -- Megatron
"Everything is in readiness, master."  -- Riff Raff
"Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen." - Emperor
"Everything is under control.  Situation normal." - Han Solo
"Everything is worth something, even me." -- Scavenger
"Everything must Change!  Stagnation is Death!" - Lao Tzu
"Everything must go." -- Buddha Wyckoff
"Everything the light touches is our kingdom." -- Mufasa
"Everything under control.  End log." -- Odo
"Everything under the gun." - Sisters of Mercy
"Everything under the sun is in tune ..." Pink Floyd
"Everything was just sunny and perfect back then..." -- Mike Nelson
"Everything you know is wrong." - the Firesign Theatre
"Everything you know... came from this little pond of goo!"--Q
"Everything you try turns to chili." -- Tom Servo
"Everything's a joke to you!" -- Joel Robinson
"Everything's all right, yes, everything's fine."
"Everything's always gas with you."
"Everything's backwards!" * Rimmer
"Everything's burnt here." - "Even the milk." -- Col. Potter
"Everything's exactly where it should be, except us." Kirk
"Everything's got a moral if only you can find it." 
"Everything's gotta have rules, rules, rules!"  - Calvin
"Everything's groovy on the moon." -- Crow T. Robot
"Everything's opposite to our universe!" * Lister
"Everything's set." O'Brien
"Everything's under control.  End log."--Odo
"Everytime You Go Away (You Take A Piece of Me with You)" - John Bobbitt
"Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T."
"Everywhere is freaks and hairies..."
"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time." - S. Wright
"Everywhere you look I'm standing in the spot light." "Not Yet!"
"Everywhere you turn, seems like the Kilrathi are there." - Rollins
"Evidence indicates the creature is here to spawn." Spock
"Evidence is worthless if you're dead!"--Dana Scully
"Evidence refutes liberalism every time." - Rush Limbaugh
"Evidence" is a dirty word if you don't have any.  Hector Plasmic
"Evidently angry clowns DO charge."
"Evil Clone! We DO NOT touch the DON'T button!!!"
"Evil always triumphs because good is dumb." - Dark Helmet
"Evil because I am dead and yet I live." - The Crow
"Evil does seek to maintain power by suppressing the truth." "Or by misleading the innocent." -- Spock and McCoy,
"Evil is bad and goodisn't!" -- The Tick
"Evil is on the loose." - Arthur  "Oh, Evil IS baaaad!" - The Tick
"Evil shall see itself and it shall die!"-Elm St. Children
"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb." - Dark Helmet
"Evil will triumph because Good is stupid"- Dark Helmet
"Evil!  She's evil!" -- Joel Robinson
"Evil!  You are evil!  Evil!" -- Gypsy
"Evil! She's evil!" -- Joel Robinson
"Evil! You are evil! Evil!" -- Gypsy
"Evil, pure and simple, from the 8th Dimension." &lt;Buckaroo Banzai&gt;
"Evolution Do's and Don't's" - Charlene's book, Dinosaurs
"Evolution is a fact, god is a theory."
"Evolution:  The Fossils Say No!" -- Gish  "Gish is an idiot" -- Fossils
"Evolution: The fossils say no!" @LN@  "@LN@ is an idiot!" Fossils
"Evolutionary nonsense" is redundant
"Ew! There are mice on the table!" -Arthur Dent
"Eww!  He's giving himself two weird heads!"  - - Calvin
"Eww, now I have Earth cooties!" - Yoda
"Ewww!  He's giving himself two weird heads!" * Calvin
"Ewww, you've been eating garlic!" - Dot
"Ewww..." - Rita
"Ewwww!  Now I have earth cooties!" -- Yoda
"Ewwww!  Now I have earth cooties!" -- Yoda (in Animaniacs)
"Ewwww" - Rita
"Ewwww...you've been eating garlic!" - Dot Warner
"Ex!  Cell!  Lent!"  -- William Shatner doing Montgomery Burns
"Ex... cell... ent...!" -Kirk possesed by Monty Burns
"Exactly how does one become a *professional* blockhead?"--Mulder
"Exactly what are these circumstances, Minister?" Janeway
"Example is always more effacious than precept." -- Johnson
"Exceeding design specifications may be hazardous to your health!"
"Excellent!" -Kirk possesed by Monty Burns.
"Excellent!" I cried. "Elementary," said he. * Doyle
"Excellent" -- Montgomery Burns
"Excellent, keep up the high-fiber diet." - Mutant Raccoon
"Excellent." -Moritz von Schwind (1804-71), Austrian painter, last word
"Excellent...!" -Kirk possesed by Monty Burns.
"Excellent..." -- Montgomery Burns
"Excelsior - You Fathead!"
"Except I'm allergic to anything with lactose in it." - Yakko Warner
"Except Nog's on the Homeworld, visiting his grandmother." Quark
"Except the Vorlons. I don't know what could threaten them, really."
"Exceptions prove the rule and wreck the budget." -- Miller's Law
"Excitement is Irrelevant" - Locutus of Pontiac
"Exciting is hardly the word I would choose" - C3P0
"Excuse me Commander, but are you done with the counsellor?"-Worf
"Excuse me gentlemen, pet detective."-Ace Ventura
"Excuse me miss?" "Miss!?" "Sorry, I have a cold."
"Excuse me sir, why would anyone want to steal a screw? -Breakfast Club
"Excuse me while I bang your head against the wall..."
"Excuse me while I have a strange interlude." -- Joel Robinson
"Excuse me!  Any of you folks Catholic?" -- Father Mulcahy
"Excuse me! Excuse me! Excuse me!"--The Great Wakkorotti
"Excuse me, Beavis.  I have to go spank my monkey." - Butt-Head
"Excuse me, I have to become even more unappealing." -- Mike Nelson
"Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower."
"Excuse me, I need some...help..." Ro
"Excuse me, I speak jive..."
"Excuse me, Miss?...Miss?"   "Miss?!?!?"   "Sorry, I have a cold."
"Excuse me, Oh will ya excuse me? I'm just trying to find the bridge"
"Excuse me, President Clinton, that's not MY pain you're feeling!"
"Excuse me, but can I be you for a while? - Tori Amos
"Excuse me, but did a big, hairy creature just run by here?"
"Excuse me, but is there any place where we could buy...A SHRUBBERY?!"
"Excuse me, but the dead don't tread water!" -- Mike Nelson
"Excuse me, but what does God need with a starship?" -- Kirk
"Excuse me, did you still need me?" - The Mask
"Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here?" * Odo
"Excuse me, is that rat tart? Yes. Disgusting!" --Monty Python
"Excuse me, my shoe is ringing." - Maxwell Smart
"Excuse me, my underwear is buzzing me." -- Crow T. Robot
"Excuse me, sexless man/woman" -- Tom Servo
"Excuse me, sir, are you dead?" - Beavis
"Excuse me, we are looking for nuclear wessels."
"Excuse me, while I dance a little jig of despair."
"Excuse me, will you?" Hercules
"Excuse me.  I should like to buy a fish license please."
"Excuse me.  I'm receiving a number of distress calls!"