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P >>smack<<)
P O P P I E S ! ! !      POPPIES!      Poppies
P Revere: "One if by Lan, two if by 'C'"
P is for Picard, who giveth all the orders
P l e a s e   Mr. Data - no more jokes!
P! U!...Who stepped in a pile of lawyer?
P$*!: Punch Obscenity
P&G. Touching lives, imrpoving life. 
P'grammers dont change lite bulbs; that's a hardware pblm
P'grammers dont change lite bulbs; that's a hardware pblm
P)eace L)ove U)nity R)espect
P)rotocal change
P,S...the new hot keys to view participants and subjects in Xpress!
P-)           Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes)
P-)     from someone getting fresh
P-Porky P-Pig of Borg:  You will be assim-assim... absorbed!
P-town: where the women are strong & the men are pretty!
P. A. R. T. - Y?  Because I gotta!
P. Funk of Borg: Assimilatin' Just For the Funk of It.
P. Funk of Borg: Assimilatin' You in Your Ear hole
P. Funk of Borg: Somethin' about the music is irrelevant
P.B. don't mean Paranoid Baker
P.B. don't mean Penguin Blackbelt
P.B. don't mean Pig Basketball
P.B. don't mean Polynesian Bobsled
P.B. don't mean Pottsdown Barbarian
P.B. don't mean Propeller Beanie
P.B. don't mean Purple Bananas
P.E.T.A. - People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
P.I.T.A.
P.I.T.A.-(P)ain (I)n (T)he <oh well, you get it>.
P.L.O.K.T.A.: Pound Lots Of Keys To Abort
P.M. ROGET - Dead, Deceased, Expired.
P.O. Box 666:  Mailing address of the Beast
P.O.A. - Plain 'Ol Arithmetic.
P.PIG - Th-th-th-th-th- That's All Folks
P.S.   #3 will NEVER win Daytona 500
P.S.  (BOOT) (BOOT) (BOOT) (BOOT) (BOOT) (BOOT) (BOOT) (BOOT) (BOOT)
P.S.  Hope you like the pinking shears. -- TV's Frank
P.S.  Say hi to Alyce for me
P.S.  YES, obviously I'm STILL alive
P.S.  Your fly is open
P.S. Hope you like the pinking shears - Gypsy reads
P.S. I don't know where saturn is either. - Steve Munk
P.S. Life is like a box o'chocolates you never know what you're gonna
P.S. Look for some Snail Mail soon!
P.S. We also walk dogs.
P.S.666 - school of the beast
P.T. Barnum said it, Jerry Falwell proves it, aOGET - Dead, Deceased, Expired
P.T. Barnum said it, Jerry Falwell proves it, and I - No evil Shahs live on
P.T. Barnum said it, Jerry Falwell proves it, and I believe it!
P.T. Barnum said it, Jerry Falwell proves it, and Ior the Funk of It
P.T. Barnum should have been in the comic business.
P.T. Barnum would DEFINITELY approve!
P.l.e.a.s.e...Mr. Data....no more jokes!
P/-\ul
P004593 Entered at [CRS]
P120 + WINdoze 95 = Maserati with the parking brake on.
P133 mit 180MHz, PC-Config: value out of range
P2/300, 128Mb 10ns RAM, 100Gb 1ms HD. Can Windows beat a DOS 8088?
P5-133, 108 MB RAM, 9 G drive: Just an entry-level Win-95 machine.
P6 + Windows 95 - A speedboat with no water.
P6 + Windoze 95 - a speedboat bogged in mud
P: Worf, fire at will!   Riker: ARGH!
PA Dutch Turn Signal-Dented Front Fender.
PA: Punch in ASCII
PAC committees: Political Action Committees commitees.
PACIFIC NORTHWEST hackers do it with n loggin' sorts.
PACIFISTS do it non-violently.
PADRES preach it.
PAF the Magic Wagon -- a carriage to the past
PAF the magic Dragon ........ a carriage to the past.
PAG           Psychoanalytical Grin
PAGAN REDNECK: "Damn Straight" replaces "Blessed Be"
PAGAN REDNECK: Charge begins "If ya'all need somethin'"
PAGAN REDNECK: Fun is throwing shotgun shells in the fire
PAGAN REDNECK: Their Goddess poster says "Miss September"
PAGAN REDNECK: Uses gasoline to start the Beltane fire
PAGAN REDNECK: Your Goddess poster says "Miss September"
PAGAN REDNECK: Your ritual wine comes from a still.
PAGANS Are NOT Evil, Just Different!
PAGANS do it naturally.
PAGE:  Beep the speaker at the sysop to see if he's at home.
PAIN - n. Telling a Klingon his mother wears pink ballet slippers.
PAIN: "Transfer completed (1 CPS)..."
PAIN: Nature's way of reminding you who's in charge!
PAINTERS do it out in the field with brightly colored sticky substances.
PAINTERS do it with longer strokes
PAINTERS have longer strokes.   
PAJAMAS clothing newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire
PAL: - Pay All The Luxury
PAL: - Pictures At Last!
PAL: Pack And Leave
PALADIN 4 HIRE:Dragons Rescued...Maidens Slain...errrr
PALADINS do it good or not at all
PALADINS don't do it
PALINDROME TAGLINE ENILGAT EMORDNILAP ...
PALINDROME spelled backwards is EMORDNILAP.
PANDA MATING FAILS VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
PANDORA.ZIP    Warning!  DO NOT unZip this file!
PANIC! write_sb():cannotacvts3superb() yet
PANIC! write_sb():cannotacvts3superb() yet
PANIC!!! 4) Frantic search for the guilty 5) Punishment o
PANTHER *Freeware* Communications Software! PANTHER2.ZIP!
PANTIES:  Next to the best thing in the world!
PANTOMIMISTS do it silently
PAPARAZZI do it to the rich and famous.
PAPER CLIP(n): larval stage of coat hanger.
PAR-TY! PAR-TY! PAR-TY! PAR-TY! PAR-TY! PAR-TY! PAR-TY! PAR-TY! PAR-TY
PARABLE:  Two male bovines.
PARADOX --- Two obstetricians
PARADOX = 2 PhD's     PARADISE = 1 PhD + 1 JOB
PARADOX---Two obstetricians.
PARAMEDICS HELP DOG BITE VICTIM.
PARAMEDICS can revive anything.   
PARANOIA - Hearing Satanic messages in your modem's 'connect noises'
PARANOID - One who is really in touch with reality.
PARANOID:  Paying MORE for Surge-Protectors than Computers
PARATROOPER: A drop out
PARATROOPERS do it by vertical insertion.
PARATROOPERS only two things fall from the sky : bird sh*t and idiots
PARDON ME, I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY! -- Carlin
PARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH?
PARENT: Don't you understand English? HONEST CHILD: No, not fully!
PARENTHOOD: Feeding the hand that bites you.
PARENTS: A teenager's burden in life
PARITY: n. Have a ball:  Let's parity!
PARKING METER: Der tennarpinscher und Zlochenarr
PARKINSON'S LAW OF DELAY:  Delay is the deadliest form of denial.
PARODY ERROR:  Can't Find File WEIRD_AL.EXE
PARODY ERROR:  Cannot locate file WEIRD_AL.EXE
PARODY ERROR: Can't Find File WEIRD_AL.EXE
PAROLE: conditional release to prove the inadequacy of the sentence.
PARTICLE PHYSICISTS do it energetically
PARTICLE PHYSICISTS to it with *charm*.
PAS: Print And Smear
PASCAL - (P)rogrammers (A)ssurance-to (S)tupid (C)ode (A)nd (L)oonecy
PASCAL PROGRAMMERS REPEAT it.
PASCAL PROGRAMMERS do it for an educational experience.
PASCAL PROGRAMMERS do it with indentations.
PASCAL USERS do it with run time support.
PASCAL is a French sex position involving cheese.
PASCAL is not dead, it just smells that way.
PASCAL is the best of best!
PASCAL is to Programming what Asemmbler is to Windows NT.
PASCAL programmers DO IT from the top down
PASCAL programmers REPEAT it.
PASCAL programmers are better structured.
PASCAL programmers are blind - they do not "C"!
PASCAL users DO IT with run time support
PASCAL users do it with runtime support.
PASS:  Tagline Inspector #13
PASSIO  Musicians do it with rhythm.
PASSION PIT: Stud dog.
PASTORS do it with SPIRIT.
PAS_AL, BASI_, & _OBOL...  C fills all the gaps!
PATH =: "Build a building and more fun!"
PATH C:\WINDOWS;C:\WINDOWS\LOAD;C:\WINDOWS\CRASH
PATH= Look around hard drive, then check top drawer, or maybe the box.
PATH=C:\;C:\DOS;C:\UTIL;C:\WISCONSIN;
PATH=C:\DOS;C:\DOS\RUN;C:\WIN\CRASH\DOS;C:\DAD\DEL\WIN
PATH=C:\DOS;C:\DOS\RUN;C:\WIN\CRASH\DOS;C:\ME\DEL\WIN;C:\ME\USE\OS2
PATH=C:\DOS\RUN;C:\WIN\RUN;C:\WIN\CRASH\DOS;C:\ME\DEL\WIN
PATH=C:\HELP\NEEDHELP\MOREHELP\SENDHELP\OH_NO\WHOOPs!
PATH=C:\LESS\TRAVELED
PATH=C:\WICCA;C:\NEOPAGAN;C:\DICORDN;C:\MYSTIC;D:\LE_ENGLE
PATH=C:\WIN\HELP\MOREHELP\OH_NO\ARRRGGGH\KILL\DIE_WIN\;
PATH=Curiouser and Curiouser!
PATH=Desk;Drawer;Shelf;Closet;BoxUnderBed;Garage;Trashcan
PATH=UNIV/MILKYWAY/SOL_SYS/TERRA/CAN/ON/SUDBURY/MY_HOUSE/COMPUTER_DESK
PATH=UNIV/MILKYWAY/SOL_SYS/TERRA/USA//MY_HOUSE/COMPUTER_DESK
PATH=UNIV/MILKYWAY/SOL_SYS/TERRA/USA/VA/NORFOLK/MY_HOUSE/COMPUTER_DESK
PATH=UNIV/MILKYWY/SOLSYS/TERRA/USA/NJ/MATAWAN/MYHOUSE/COMPUTERDESK.
PATH=UNIVERSE/MILKYWAY/SOL/TERRA/CANADA/B-C/VICTORIA
PATH=UNIVERSE/MILKYWAY/SOL/TERRA/CANADA/ONTARIO/MUSKOKA/BRACEBRIDGE
PATH=UNIVERSE/MILKYWAY/SOL/TERRA/CANADA/ONTARIO/WINDSOR
PATH=allthosedirectories.
PATH=c:\to\shining\;c:\;
PATH=harddrive;drawer;desktop;pocket;boxincloset;boxunder
PATH=look around hard drive;then check top drawer;or maybe the box on
PATHOLOGISTS do it with corpses
PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE! BE PATIENT DARNIT.
PATIENCE is something you greatly admire in the driver behind you, but NOT in the one ahead of you
PATIENCE, A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue
PATIENCE-A Virtue That Carries A Lot Of Wait
PATIENT SAVED FROM DOOM ADDICTION BY PLAYING TETRIS - details inside
PATIENTS do it in bed, sometimes with great pain
PATRICK HENRY - Wishes Granted
PATRIOT CLASS LIGHT CARRIER: small but efficient
PATROL CAR BUMPERSTICKER:  Attitudes adjusted, while you wait.
PAUD: PAUse Dramatically
PAUL RUBIN - Rest In Pee's
PAUL SIMON - Hello Darkness, my old friend.
PAVLOV did it with drooling dogs.
PAWSH: on a Porsche.
PAZ: Pack Alpha Zone
PAZ: Pack Alpha and drop Zones
PAZUZU Boom-De-Ay! PAZUZU Boom-De-Ay!
PAdolescence begins when kids stop asking questions b/c they know all the answers.
PBC: Pretensious Black Clothing
PBC: Pretensious Black Clothing
PBC: Print and Break Chain
PBD: Print and Break Drum
PBF: Pay Bus Fare
PBL: Pack Bags and Leave
PBM: Pop Bubble Memory
PBP authentication:  This is me
PBPBPBP: Place Backup in Plain Brown Paper Bag Please
PBS VIRUS: Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money.
PBS Virus:  Your computer stops every five minutes to ask for money
PBS is pretty cool. - Butt-Head
PBS is pretty cool. huh huh huh
PBS:  TV for the humor impaired.
PBS: Shareware TV
PBS: Shareware TV!  To register, please send a check or money order
PBS: Shareware TV.
PBS: TV for the humor impaired.
PBST: Play Batch mode Star Trek
PBT: Prune Binary Tree
PC & recipes under final tests.
PC & taglines under final tests.
PC (and taglines) are on the "bench."
PC - A politically correct computer.
PC 1st Amendment: "Free speech for me but not for thee."
PC AD&D: Chaotic Evil characters are now moral relativists
PC Board Repairman - by Solder Medic
PC GP30 hits bus load of smurfs...Conrail Blue is born!
PC Mapera chaiWIw itrwheels!loT
PC Math: Game - Fun = Simulation
PC Multitasking: Have a beer and fart while downloading
PC PLOD HIDES HIS HELMET
PC Programmers do it 32 bits at a time!
PC RAID - Kills program bugs dead!
PC RAID -- Kills program bugs, DEAD!
PC SPEAK> Boring: Differently interesting.
PC SPEAK> Dead: Terminally inconvenienced.
PC SPEAK> Deaf: Aurally inconvenienced
PC SPEAK> Sloppy: Specially organized
PC SPEAK> Stolen: previously owned
PC Term:  Gesturing charged sports [ Hockey, Football ]
PC Term:  bovine control officers [ Dallas Cowboys ]
PC Tools: A pipe wrench and a jack hammer.
PC Upgrade definition: Take the OLD bugs out, Put new ones in
PC and recipes are under repair.
PC and taglines are under repair.
PC doesn't work.
PC fairy tale: Snow White and the Seven Vertically  Challenged Men
PC for sale, am switching to gas heat. ... But teacher!  My
PC memo - henceforth broadjumping will be referred to as womynjumping.
PC on fire press ESC!
PC prices  Wait a few weeks and you'll be amazed again
PC software policy: Compiled; first screen came up; ship it!!!
PC stands for Perpetually Constipated.
PC term for Creationist: Evidentially Challenged
PC term for Necrophilia: Post-terminal intimacy
PC terms for FRPs: NPC = person of limited destiny
PC to Bad DM #1: "Tinker gnomes have invented uzis?"
PC to Bad DM #2: "Nukes haven't been invented yet!"
PC to Bad DM #3: "We've already killed him three times!"
PC to Bad DM #4: "How many HPs does that orc have?"
PC to Bad DM #5: "So where *ARE* our weapons?"
PC to Bad DM #6: "How much strength does that kobold have, anyway?"
PC to Bad DM #7: "How many 30th level wizards are in this village?"
PC to Bad DM #8: "Just how much damage did that inch-high orc do?"
PC to Bad DM #9: "What do you mean the devil ate my soul?
PC version of dead: Metobolicaly challenged.
PC!  Politically Correct (or) Pure Crap!
PC's --- the junk bonds of the computer industry.
PC's have RAM & ROM, I've got VSM - Very Selective Memory
PC's w/[4]DOS , w/WINDOWS 
PC, not in your hand. ... SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 3.14141414
PC-DOS&MS-DOS&CP/M&UNIXI'LLDIDDLEWITHOS/2WOULDN'TYOU?
PC.  That's Petty Crybaby.  Right?
PC.. Just say NO!!!
PC:  "I disbelieve the great wyrm red dragonuhI run..."
PC:  "I mount my horse."    DM:  "It doesn't want to have sex."
PC:  Primitive Calculator.
PC:  Pseudo-Computer.
PC: "I disbelieve the great wyrm red dragon...uh...I run..."
PC: "I have a 21 Physical Endurance!  I don't *need* sleep!"
PC: "Is it too late to change my character sheet?"
PC: "Luckily, all ley lines lead to Lazlo..."
PC: "Natural 20!"  DM: "You miss."  PC: "Uh-oh...."
PC: "What do you mean I hit with negative damage?"
PC: I didn't hit the pit floor?  DM: Nope, the spikes broke your fall.
PC: I disbelieve the great wyrm red dragon...uh...I run...
PC: I mount my horse.
PC: I point da wand at da dragon. DM: You die. PC: WHAT? DM: Wrong end.
PC: If you believe in a flat Earth, then this is the computer for you
PC: Personal Confuser
PC: Piece 'a Chit
PC: Programmable Canker
PC: not blind,not visually impaired... but - OUTTA SIGHT!
PC: the refuge of the cognitively challenged.
PC:I open the door. DM:Umm..are you SURE? <evil grin> PC:Uh, no.
PC:I point da wand at da dragon.  DM:You die.  PC:WHAT?  DM:Wrong end.
PCB's are bad for the environment, call a Wildcat! TODAY!
PCB: Pause for Coffee Break
PCBOARD!?  &^%#%$#* those guys! - Jim Harrer 4/25/93
PCBackup 1 of 1362 disks.
PCBackup: Insert disk 1 of 1362 disks!
PCBoard 14.5A/E3 the best (until PCBoard 15.0/E3)
PCBoard ratio headaches?  Doctors recommend PCBFRE!
PCBored - the EDLIN of BBS software
PCBored was God's second mistake
PCBored?  Call a TriBBS BBS tonight!
PCBored?  Call a WILDCAT! BBS tonight!
PCD&MSDOS&CP/M&WINDOWSI'LLFIDDLEWITHOS/2WOULDN'TYOU
PCD: PunCh Disk
PCDOS 6.3 & OS/2 - Make your system Microsoft Free in '94 Y'know...
PCDOS&MSDOS&CP/M&WINDOWS I'LL FIDDLEWITHOS/2 WOULDN'TYOU?
PCI: Pleat Cards Immediate
PCMCI:People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PCMCIA          People Can't Memorize Computer Industries Acronyms
PCMCIA - People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms
PCMCIA-PeopleCannotMemorizeComputerIndustryAcronyms.
PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PCR: Print and Cut Ribbon
PCRelay:GODFTHR -> #63 RelayNet (tm)
PCRelay:IBMNET -> #5 RelayNet (tm)
PCRelay:LOONEY -> #1671 RelayNet (tm)
PCS: Push to Centre of Stack
PCTOOLS7 - So Buggy the droppings are in the disk jacket!
PCUGR = Politically Correct Users Group of the Redwoods
PCZ port 4 speed 2400 rz nyuk nyuk nyah nyah
PCs are OK except when you use them as bowling balls.
PCs arn't stupid, they're just intellectually denied
PCs...The preffered food of dragon's everywhere.
PD> HEINLEIN.BW   Robert A. Heinlein Quotes
PD: Play Dead
PD: Punch Disk
PDA  = Public Display of Affection
PDH: Page to Disk for the Hell of it
PDLD: Power Down and Lock Door [to computer room]
PDSK: Punch DiSK
PEACE
PEACE LOVE AND HARMONY - THAT'LL DO NICELY
PEACE in America,  NOT America in Pieces.
PEACE, LOVE AND MOVIE RIGHTS
PEACE: Panic Exits As Christ Enters!
PEACE: The Universal Greeting Word for The Asiatic World!
PEACEMAKER:  COLT.45
PEACEMAKER:  GLOCK .40
PEACEMAKER:  S&W .357
PEACENIKS!  Just try to demonstrate in a dictatorship!
PEACENIKS; Demonstrate in a dictatorship!!!!
PEACOCK(n): Chicken in bloom
PEBCAK: Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PEBCAK: Problem exists between chair and keyboard.
PEBKAC - Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
PED 'X'ING: 100 POINTS IF THEY BOUNCE, 500 IF THEY BOUNCE TWICE
PEDERAST............................What a statue sits on
PEDERAST..What a statue sits on
PEDIATRICIANS do it with children.
PEDICURE:       Bicycle repair
PEDIDDEL - A car with only one working headlight.
PEDOPHILE......................Someone who collects pedos
PEDOPHILE..Someone who collects pedos
PEDOPHILES do it on their knees.
PEE WEE's CLEANERS: Drop your pants and Jacket off here.
PEED v1.4 /TLX
PEER'S LAW - The solution to a problem changes the problem.
PEG           Pious Ecclesiastical Grin
PEGGY FLEMMING is stealing BASKET BALLS to feed the babies in VERMONT
PEHC: Punch Extra Holes in Cards
PEI doesn't share a border with the US, or with anyone for that matter
PEI: You can walk across the province in half an hour.
PELVIC EXAM - one test you can't cheat on.
PELVIS:    cousin of Elvis
PEN**.SYS not found, loading DIL**.COM    <sorry>
PENALTY! (R)eset button pushed: Contents of memory erased!
PENGUIN LUST! ...Nothing but urges from Hell!! - Fundamentally Oral
PENGUINICITY!!
PENIS.SYS not found, loading DILDO.COM    <sorry>
PENTAGON PRESS RELEASE: COLONEL O'TRUTH AND LOTTA LIES(l)
PENTIUM - Can you count to 5??
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
PENTIUM SLOGAN 7.9414610: Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes.
PENTIUM SLOGAN:  0.998 The Errata Inside.
PENTIUM SLOGAN:  1.9517 We're Looking for a Few Good Flaws.
PENTIUM SLOGAN:  2.919 Why Do You Think It's Called *Floating* Point?
PENTIUM SLOGAN:  3.998245917 Division Considered Harmful.
PENTIUM SLOGAN:  4.9021 We Fixed It, Really.
PENTIUM SLOGAN:  5.9835 Redefining the PC - and Mathematics As Well.
PENTIUM SLOGAN:  6.9831538 You Don't Need to Know What's Inside.
PENTIUM SLOGAN:  7.9414610 Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes.
PENTIUM SLOGAN:  8.9163362 It's Close Enough, We Say So.
PENTIUM SLOGAN:  9.973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug.
PENTIUM SLOGAN:  Division Considered Harmful.
PENTIUM SLOGAN:  It's Close Enough, We Say So.
PENTIUM SLOGAN:  It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug.
PENTIUM SLOGAN:  Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes.
PENTIUM SLOGAN:  Redefining the PC - and Mathematics As Well.
PENTIUM SLOGAN:  The Errata Inside.
PENTIUM SLOGAN:  We Fixed It, Really.
PENTIUM SLOGAN:  We're Looking for a Few Good Flaws.
PENTIUM SLOGAN:  Why Do You Think It's Called *Floating* Point?
PENTIUM SLOGAN:  You Don't Need to Know What's Inside.
PENTIUM quote #1.9999823221  We're looking for a few good flaws.
PENTIUM quote #2.9998453123  Why do you think they call it "Floating
PENTIUM quote #4.9998232132  We Fixed it, Really!
PENTIUM quote #5.9998122332  Redefining the PC
PENTIUM: A bad random number generator
PENTIUM: Chip off the old blockhead.
PENTIUM: Processor Eventually Needs To Imitate Unusable Machine
PENTIUM: Produce Errant Number Thru Incorrect Use of Math
PEOPLE ALWAYS remember the last mistake that you made
PEOPLE ALWAYS remember the last mistake that you made. Edsil Murphy
PEOPLE DON'T MAKE YOU ANGRY, YOU MAKE YOURESELF ANGRY
PEOPLE I CAN DO WITHOUT: Guys in their 50's named "Skip". -Carlin
PEOPLE OF STATURE: People who don't need status.
PEOPLE are more fun than Anybody!
PEP: Print on Edge of Paper
PEPARED CHILDBIRTH - A contradiction in terms.
PEPSI - Please Expect Plastic Syringes Inside.
PERCUSSIONISTS beat off.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE - The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic
PERES de Cuellar meets EEC TROICA.
PERFECT PAUL & HIS MAGNETIC SPLEEN - Tom's super hero
PERFECTION IS NOT REQUIRED. FUN IS.
PERFECTIONISTS do it better.
PERFORMANCE PRACTISE: Sex education
PERFORMANCE PROVEN: will operate through warranty period
PERIPHERAL = Essential device which does not come with price of computer
PEROT for PRIME MINISTER PEROT for PRIME MINISTER!
PERSEPHONE (Per-SEH-fun-ee) (n): Greek goddess of bills
PERSONAL COMPUTING ... A Terminal Disease.
PERSONAL.MSG not found- Initiate Whine/Pout Routine?
PERSONALITY: What @TOFIRST@ uses for birth control
PERVERTED HACKERS do it with POPs.
PESSIMISTS can't do it.
PESSIMISTS do it with a sigh
PESSIMISTS do think they'll enjoy it.
PETA - (P)eople (E)ating (T)asty (A)nimals
PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals
PETA is willing to let a human die to save a rabbit.- T.Rosta,LIFEbeat
PETA, n. - Extreme fringe group: "People Eating Tasty Animals"
PETA:  People for the Eating of Tasty Animals...
PETA:  People for the Elimination of Tame Animals
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals
PETA: People Exterminating Tame Animals
PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals!
PETB charges SFBC with Book Clubbing, plans protest.
PETE ROSE - Arrestin' Pete
PETER GRAVES - Remission: Impossible
PETER JENNINGS - Anchor's Away
PETTY CASH...What Tom Petty Carries In His Wallet
PFD: Punt on Fourth Down
PFE: Print Floating Eye
PFLAG refers to Parents and Friends of Lesbians And Gays.
PFM                   Pure [Flipping] Magic
PFM             Pure F***ing Magic
PFM: Pray For Miracle
PFML: Print Four Million Lines
PG = Boy gets girl, R = Villian gets girl, X = Everybody gets girl
PG: Print Garbage
PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 Guns, X=Extra Guns
PGP + NSA + Disinformation = Hey, this is too hard for us to crack!
PGP ENCRYPTION: They can't censor what they can't read
PGP Key Fingerprint: 1C 8D EF 9B 5E 51 75 EE  BA 69 F2 BE 05 A7 AF 49
PGP Public Key per frequest "PGP"
PGP: Encryption used by the masses, to thwart the asses.
PGPBlue and Bluewave could end up like Ozzie/Harriet, George/Gracie!
PH>  taglines.
PHALLUS...........Where the Queen lives, as in Buckingham
PHARMACISTS do it with drugs.
PHARMACISTS do it with side effects
PHARMACOLOGISTS do it by prescription.
PHARMACOLOGISTS do it via the oral route.
PHARMACOLOGISTS do it with affinity
PHBBTT! Supreme Court. What have THEY done for us, lately? - Bart
PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS. . . itty-bitty tagline space.
PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWER...itibitylivingspace
PHERIPHERAL DRIVER : The drunk who thinks the footpath is highway one.
PHHHHHHHRRRRRRRTTTTT!!!! <- Heard while stealing a tagline
PHILOSOPHERS do it for pure reasons.
PHILOSOPHERS do it in their minds
PHILOSOPHERS go deep.
PHILOSOPHERS think about doing it
PHILOSOPHERS think they do it
PHILOSOPHERS wonder why they did it
PHILOSOPHY(n): a tagline longer than 57 characters
PHILOSOPHY, n.  A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
PHILOSOPHY: A path from nowhere to nothing
PHILOSOPHY: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
PHILOSOPHY: A study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
PHM BID: 3/128, 4/128 PHZ BID: 11/128, 12/128 SCV BID: 25, 8 1/4
PHO: Pull Hair Out
PHOBIA(n): what you have left in a 6-pack,after U drink 2
PHOBIA; What's left after drinking two of a six-pack
PHONE BILL:  Something your spouse sees before you do
PHONE FACE - Crow's super hero
PHONE OPERATORS let their fingers do the walking.
PHONOGRAPH, n.  An irritating toy that restores life to dead noises.
PHOTOGRAPHER: A flash guy
PHOTOGRAPHERS do it at 68 degrees or not at all.
PHOTOGRAPHERS do it in a flash.
PHOTOGRAPHERS do it in synch.
PHOTOGRAPHERS do it in the DARK!
PHOTOGRAPHERS do it in the dark
PHOTOGRAPHERS do it while exposing
PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with "Enlargers"
PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash.
PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a zoom.
PHOTOMETER: Device to prevent *anyone* looking through your telescope.
PHOTOTHERAPISTS do it with the lights on.
PHP: Put Hackers into Privileged mode
PHYSICAL INTERFACE = Now then!
PHYSICAL THERAPISTS do it until it hurts.
PHYSICAL THERAPISTS work your muscles.
PHYSICIAN VIRUS-Boots PC, Bills Medicare $45,000.00
PHYSICIST: A man who makes lemonade
PHYSICISTS do it a quantum at a time
PHYSICISTS do it at the Speed of Light.
PHYSICISTS do it at two places in the universe at one time
PHYSICISTS do it attractively
PHYSICISTS do it energetically
PHYSICISTS do it in black holes.
PHYSICISTS do it in waves
PHYSICISTS do it like Einstein.
PHYSICISTS do it magnetically
PHYSICISTS do it on accelerated frames.
PHYSICISTS do it particularly
PHYSICISTS do it repulsively.
PHYSICISTS do it strangely
PHYSICISTS do it with Charm
PHYSICISTS do it with Tensors
PHYSICISTS do it with black bodies
PHYSICISTS do it with frequency until it Hertz.
PHYSICISTS do it with large expensive machinery
PHYSICISTS do it with rigid bodies
PHYSICISTS do it with the help of an absolute Bohr.
PHYSICISTS do it with their vectors
PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion
PHYSICISTS get a big bang.
PHYSICS MAJORS do it at the speed of light
PI seconds is a nanocentury
PI seconds is a nanocentury. - Tom Duff, Bell Labs
PI-TY?"  THERE IS NO SUCH WORD IN OUR VO-CAB-U-LARY!
PI: Punch Invalid
PIA: - Please Inform Allah
PIANO PLAYERS have faster fingers
PIANO STUDENTS learn on their teachers' instruments.
PIANO TUNERS do it twice a year.
PIBM: Pretend to be an IBM
PIC: Permute Instruction Codes
PIC: Print Illegible Characters
PIC: Print Invalid Character
PIC: Punch Invalid Character
PICARD does with by command. STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION.
PICARD/RIKER '96.  MAKE IT SO!
PICARD:  I'm too sexy for my hair, too sexy for my hair
PICARD: "FIRE AT WILL!"  RIKER: "What a minute, I can explaAUURRGH!"
PICARD: I'm too sexy for my hair, too sexy for my hair...
PICARD: Worf, get that apple out of your mouth!
PICASSO would have done it with square balls.
PICK-UP LINE: I would die happy if I saw you naked just once.
PICK-UP LINE: I would kill or die to make love to you.
PICK-UP LINE: Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
PICK-UP a copy of RECORD at a BBS near you today!
PICKERING: Have you no morals, man? DOOLITTLE: Can't afford them, Governor. (George Bernard Shaw, Pygmalion, )
PICKUP a copy of RECORD at a BBS near you today!
PICKUP a copy of RECORD at a BBS near you today! - Blue Wave/QWK
PID: GED386 B1016 1615US1
PIE, n.  An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.
PIGS have [P]ride, [I]ntegrity, and [G]uts!
PIGS: what Clinton calls military..what ex housekeeper calls Clintons
PILFERING: Theft by the employee
PILOTS do it higher.
PILOTS do it in the cockpit
PILOTS do it on the wing.
PILOTS do it to get high
PILOTS do it with flare
PILOTS keep it up longer.  
PILOTS stay up longer.
PIMP: a fornicaterer.
PINBALL : Where the safest place is behind a flipper
PING-PONG = Game to play while engineer fixes corrupted HD!
PING-PONG PLAYERS always smash balls.
PING-PONG PLAYERS do it with paddles.
PINING FOR THE FJORDS? What kind of rubbish is THAT?
PINTO       - Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
PIPE FITTERS do it snugly.
PIRACY, n.  Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it.
PIRATE:  What your enemies call your best friend.
PIRATES do it with attitude ;)
PIRATES do it with stumps.
PISS ON IT...It needed to be watered anyhow!!
PITA            Pain in the a--  (ASCII?)
PITA...................Pain in the a--
PITA; Pain In The A$$
PITCHERS.BAT found.  Delete DH.SYS (Y,y)?
PITY(n):sugarcoating ignorant put on PREJUDICE 2feel better about it--P.Thetford
PITY, n.  A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
PITY:sugarcoating the ignorant put on PREJUDICE2feel better about it--P.Thetford
PIZZA DELIVERY BOYS come in 30 minutes, or it's free.
PIZZA!!
PIZZA:  Nature's perfect food.
PK2.04 Chaos - On the next Geraldo!
PKLite Beer?
PKLite compresses OLXTD.EXE by 45%!
PKUNBTN LEVI.501 successful. Start PKSUK? (Y/n)
PKUNBUTN LEVI.501 Succesful. Start PKLIK [Y/n]?
PKUNZIP -d CLINTON.ZIP... Exploding ECONOMY.USA
PKUNZIP CLINTON.ZIP..PKUNZIP(E11) File structure corrupt! Use PKZipFix
PKUNZIP Levi.501 Successful!  Start PKLICK (Y/N)
PKUNZIP WOMAN.ZIP  *SLAP!*
PKUNZIP complete.  Begin PKBLOW? (Y/n)
PKUNZIP complete.  Begin PKSUCKC.OCK (Y/n)
PKUNZIP finished...PKBLOWJOB now commencing.
PKUNZIP?  What, is my fly down?
PKUnzip successful. Begin PKSuck? <Y/N>
PKWARE: "The Data Compression Experts" (tm)
PKZIP 2.04c is a virus!! It spreads, nd cmpreses n cprss
PKZIP 2.04c: Format another (Y/N)?
PKZIP HOMOSAPIENS *.*
PKZIP HUMANS *.*   Computer age population control
PKZIP OLDKITBAG.ZIP C:\TROUBLES\*.*
PKZIP PEASANT.EXE  "Help, help!  I'm being compressed!"
PKZIP oldkitbag C:\TROUBLES.*
PKZIP: Comprssn ARJ: Cmprssn PKZIP 2.0h: Cm@!"$#*n
PKZip - it's not just for downloads anymore
PKZip 3.0 - the hope of our grandchildren!
PKZip: Comprssn  ARJ: Comprsn  PKZip 2.04: C*p&!n
PKunZIP V56.7 FAST! Exploding Universe->>CRC- error!
PKunzip complete, now starting PKBLOW!
PL/1, "the fatal disease", belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. -- E. W. Dijkstra
PLAMF (Parry Like A Mad Fool)
PLANE.COM crashing; (A)bort (R)etry (K)iss your ASCII goodbye
PLANET DESTRUCT MODE  (S) Start  (S) Stop  (S) Abort... 8-(
PLASMA PHYSICISTS do it with everything stripped off
PLASTERERS to it hard.
PLASTIQUE (Cobol) activates Jan 1 - Sep 21
PLASTIQUE activates Sep 20 - Dec 31
PLATH, BROWNING, MILTON, KEATS and SANDBURG - Poets Society
PLAY BALL!:  The last two words of the National Anthem!
PLAY BALL:  Last 2 words of the national anthem.
PLAYBOY..one who shortens the day by lengthening his night.
PLAYERS do it in a team.
PLEASE DISENGAGE OPERATOR, CEREBRAL MELT DOWN
PLEASE LEAVE TAGLINES BLANK AT ALL TIMES!
PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF THERE IS ANY FURTHER TROUBLE I CAN GIVE YOU
PLEASE LOG OFF!.... NOW ! ! !
PLEASE PERSONALISE YOUR TAGLINES...OR I'LL DIE OF BOREDOM
PLEASE SHOOT ME I KNOW COBOL!
PLEASE STAND-BY:  SYSOP HAS TEMPORARILY EXITED TO DOS(TAKING A LEAK)
PLEASE STAND-BY: SYSTEM PAUSING TO EMPTY TAGLINE BUFFER
PLEASE STANDBY: OUR COMPUTER SYSTEM IS PAUSED TO EMPTY TAGLINE BUFFER.
PLEASE STOP READING THIS MESSAGE NOW.
PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR
PLEASE Wear a helmet, my wife is out driving somewhere!!!
PLEASE YIELD TO EMERGENCY VEHICLES, THEY MAY BE FOR YOU!!
PLEASE don't call me Thunderball.--Riker
PLEASE don't let me fall apart, pleaded Tom gloomily
PLEASE don't pickup the puCe+++++++++++NO CARRIER
PLEASE nitify the pussy patrol ASAP.
PLEASE reset your equipment for a MAXIMUM of 100-110 lines. (Remember,
PLEASE tell your aardvark that I'm NOT an anthill!
PLEASE tell your cat that I'm NOT a tree!
PLEASE try to hit the water instead of the rim!!!
PLEASE!  I am no more than what I seem to be...... - Garak
PLEASE!  I have already told you MORE than I know!
PLEASE!!! Abolish Mornings!!!!
PLEASE!!!!  No messages in taglines!!!!!
PLEASE, a little respect!  Don't you know who Nicole Schwab is?
PLEASE, a little respect! Don't you know who @TO@ is?
PLEASE, a little respect! Don't you know who Lance Lovett is?
PLEASE, a little respect! Don't you know who Orville Bullitt is?
PLEASE, don't Phul around in the echoes
PLEASE, don't talk to me about Yamok sauce!! - Quark
PLEASE, v.  To lay the foundation for a superstructure of imposition.
PLEASE.....help yourself! - Quark
PLEASE...don't remind me!
PLEASURE, n.  The least hateful form of dejection.
PLEBISCITE(n):vote 2 validate will of unknown sovereign.
PLEBISCITE, n.  A popular vote to ascertain the will of the sovereign.
PLEEEASE, just a quick, little peak, she said, slyly
PLEEEEEEZE, don't banish me to Chit-Chat!
PLOKTA                Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
PLOKTA: Pound Lots Of Keys To Abort
PLOP!  That tingled my bottom! - F!
PLOP!  That tingled my bottom! - Freakazoid
PLSC: Perform Light Show on Console
PLUG IT IN!!!
PLUG-AND-PLAY: A new hire who doesn't need any training
PLUGH ..... nothing happens
PLUMBERS do it under the sink.   
PLUMBERS do it with plumber's friends
PLUMPER THERAPY!
PLUS PROGRAMMERS cycle forever, until you make them exit.
PLYMOUTH    - Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap
PM> Does anyone have any type of dog taglines?
PM. Ed Meese Virus:  Automatically deletes graphic files suspected of
PMDBM - If it can be simplified, it will be!!
PMDBM - Tomorrow's standard in Offline Mail handlers
PMETC           Pardon Me, ETC.
PMFBI                 Pardon Me For Butting In
PMJI            Pardon My Jumping In
PMJI    :Pardon me for jumping in
PMJI-Pardon My Jumping In
PMS - Learning when to keep your mouth shut
PMS - Periodic Monster Syndrome.
PMS - Pooped Mommy Syndrome
PMS - Pretty Miserable Spouse ?
PMS ... Punish My Spouse
PMS = (:D  >:-(  (:D  >:-(  (:D  >:-(  (:D >:-( (:D  >:-(
PMS ? better Pack My Suitcase :-)
PMS Barbie and chocolate bringing Ken! What every girl wants for Cmas!
PMS Punish My Spouse.
PMS and yeast infection - ultimate whine and cheese party
PMS as PM does
PMS envy - man's need for a good reason to be grouchy
PMS is a vicious cycle!
PMS means SHUT UP! Just SHUT UP!!!
PMS(n):the pre-period time when women behave like men do all the time
PMS- Presentation Manager Syndrome.
PMS...Petty Male Syndrom.
PMS: Isn't that a Time Zone?
PMS: Periodic Monster Syndrome.
PMS: Permanent Mean Streak
PMS: Perverted Mental State.
PMS: Please Move Sir. *Wham!* Not fast enough!
PMS: Pooped Mommy Syndrome.
PMS: Pre Monster Syndrome - Crow
PMS: Presentation Manager Syndrome
PMS: Pretty Mean Streak.
PMS: Punish My Spouse.
PMS: Punish the Male Species
PMS: Punishing My Sibling
PMS: Punishing My Spouse
PMS: That's Pacific Mountain Standard time, isn't it?
PMS: There's no such thing. It's just tight shoes
PMS: When women act like men do all the time!
PMS= Punish my spouse
PMS? Isn't that a time zone?
PMS? No, I'm always like this. Why? - Hoosier Red.
PMS] P]lease M]ove S]ir *Wham!* Not fast enough!
PMT: Punch Magnetic Tape
PMYMHMMFSWGAD Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives
PMYMHMMFSWGAD-Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me
PNG: Pass Noxious Gas
PNIH: Place Needle In Haystack
PNRP: Print Nasty Replies to Programmer
PNS           Pretty Neat Stuff
PO = Post Office.  PO = Pissed Off.  Coincidence?
PO: Punch Operator
POCK, he's that guy from Tar Trek!  8^)
POCKET, n.  The cradle of motive and the grave of conscience.
POCL: Punch Out Console Lights
PODIATRISTS do it with someone else's feet
PODS?  Pagans On Dustbusters?
POEM activates Dec 21st
POETS Party: "Piss On Everything, Tomorrow's Saturday"
POETS:  Piss On Everything, Tomorrow's Saturday.  Monty Python
POETS: Piss On Everything, Tomorrow's Saturday.
POG: Print Only Greek
POI: Power Off Intermittently
POISE: the ability to face the quillotine without losing your head
POISON? That's such a Nasty word! We prefer "Life Signs Inhibiter."
POKE brain,10gr
POKER - The game of the GODS!
POKER FACE: A face that's launched a thousand chips
POKER PLAYERS do it with a full house.
POKER PLAYERS do it with their own hand.
POLAROID does it in one step.
POLAROID does it in seconds
POLE VAULTERS do it with long flexible instruments.
POLICE DISCOVER CRACK IN AUSTRALIA
POLICE TAG LINE - DO NOT CROSS - POLICE TAG LINE - DO NOT
POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT CROSS*POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT CROSS*
POLICE TAGLINE.  DO NOT CROSS.  NO VIDEO CAMERAS, PLEASE.
POLICE TAGLINEDO NOT CROSSPOLICE TAGLINE
POLICE TAGLINEDO NOT CROSSPOLICE TAGLINE{ 1 fish, { 2 fish, { red fish, { blue
POLICE TOILET STOLEN!...Officers have nothing to go on!
POLICE-TAGLINE--DO-NOT-CROSS--POLICE-TAGLINE--DO-NOT-CROSS--
POLICE.COM not found. Run DONUT.BAT to locate [Y/n]?
POLICEMEN come when you dial 911.
POLICEMEN like big busts.   
POLICEMEN never cop out.
POLIDENT(n):damaged parrot
POLISH: Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenia i szczesliwego Nowego Roku
POLITENESS (n): socially-accepted hypocrisies
POLITENESS, n.  The most acceptable hypocrisy.
POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: calls itself an "electronic micro-organism"
POLITICIANS bicker about it.
POLITICIANS do it for 4 years and then have to get re-elected.
POLITICIANS do it to everyone
POLITICIANS do it to make the headlines
POLITICIANS do it, but they stay in too long and make you pay for it afterwards
POLITICIANS: Lawyers who don't inhale.
POLITICIANS: People who have no Morals,no Vision,no Clue
POLITICS %JH3 TAGFILE
POLITICS - "Poli" means Many; "Tics" means Bloodsuckers
POLITICS:  Poly (many)  =   Tics (blood suckers)
POLITICS:  Poly (many) + Ticks (blood-sucking parasites)
POLITICS: A parasite that Bothers parrots
POLITICS: Poli = Poly = Many, Tics = Blood Suckers.
POLITICS: The entertainment branch of industry.
POLITICS: [Poli - many; Tics - blood sucking parasites].  see LAWYER
POLITICS: poli=many; tics=small blood-sucking creatures.
POLITICS: poly (many) + ticks = numerous blood sucking parasites.
POLITICS: poly = "many"  tics = "blood-sucking parasites"
POLITICS= POLY (many) + TICS (blood sucking parasites)
POLO: Horse Hockey
POLYGAMY.......................................Baby frogs
POLYGAMY..Baby frogs
POLYGAMY: A failure to learn from one's mistakes.
POLYGON: A dead parrot.
POLYMER CHEMISTS do it in chains
PONTIAC     - Penniless Old Nicaraguan Thinks It's a Cadillac
PONTIAC     - Poor Old Nick Thinks It's A Cadillac
PONTIAC     - Pours Out Noxious Toxins In American Cities
PONTIAC: Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its A Cadilliac
POOF....be gone.
POOL CLEANERS do it wet.
POORSCH: on an RX-7 Turbo.
POP: Pop Or Push
POPES do it in the woods.
POPEYE - I Fought To The Finish
POPEYE did it with Oyl.
POPI: Punch OPerator Immediate
POPN: Punch OPerator's Nose
POPs+OOPs+C==C++
PORCUPINE: A squirrel having a really bad hair day.
PORNOGRAPHY.......The business of making vinyl recordings
PORSCHE     - Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
PORSCHE: - Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
PORSCHE: Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
PORTABOR: A wild pig with carrying handles.
PORTUGUESE, n.pl.  A species of geese indigenous to Portugal.
PORTUGUESE: Feliz Natal e propero Ano Novo
POSH MORTEM - Death styles of the rich and famous.
POSITIVE THINKING: Self-improvement through self-deception
POSITIVE(adj):mistaken, at the top of one's voice.
POSITIVE, adj.  Mistaken at the top of one's voice
POSSIBLE DATA LOSS 00 55
POSSLQ                Person of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
POST OFFICE WORKERS do it overnight, guaranteed for $8.90.
POST: - People Of Slow Transport
POST: - Public Organisation for Supressing Technology
POSTED: No tresspassing comedians under penalty of guffaw.
POSTMAN: Someone who gets the sack everytime they go to work
POSTMEN are first class males.
POSTMEN come slower.   
POSTMEN fill lots of boxes.
POT NOODLES - THE DEVIL'S OWN CONFECTIONARY
POTATOES!!!!!
POTS...Plain Old Telephone System
POTTIE called (A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill caller?
POTTY EMERGENCY here!--Wakko
POV                   Point Of View
POV VERSION 3.0 HAS NOT BEEN RELEASED YET! DON'T ASK!!
POVERTY, n.  A file provided for the teeth of the rats of reform.
POW - Lets you use YOUR Taglines from the word go!
POW - don't it just grow on you!
POW Maintenance release out NOW!  POW103.ZIP
POW's - Bring 'EM Home or send us Back!
POW/MIA  You are NOT forgotten.
POW: "Pwitty Obwious Weelly" said Wabbit!
POW: the Perfectly Obvious Way to read your mail!
POWDERED TOAST MAN.....Leave everything to me!
POWER BRAKES: Der edbangeronvinschreen stoppenquick
PP PP PP Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
PPA - Piss Poor Attitude
PPA: Print Paper Airplanes
PPC: Purge Pascal Compiler [HP 3000]
PPI and tech. support, another of lifes oxymorons
PPI's new Betazoid modem: It downloads the files it sense
PPL: Perform Perpetual Loop
PPP: Print Programmer's Picture
PPR: Play Punk Rock
PPRB -- Pillage, plunder, rape and burn
PPRREENNDDRREE  UUNN PPEETTIITT CCOOUUPP...  OUPS!
PPSW: Pack Program Status Word
PPTSPAHS              Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauce
PPTSPAHS      Please pass the salt, pepper and hot sauce...used when I've had
PPTSPAHS......Please pass the salt, pepper and hot sauce.
PPlleeaassee ttuurrnn ooffff yyoouurr dduupplleexx!!
PR: calling a traffic jam "rush hour"
PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS  THE AMMUNITION
PRAISE: What people give you when you're dead
PRAY IN CHURCH - STUDY IN SCHOOL    during finals do the reverse
PRAYER--instant access;no CallBackVerifier needed!
PRE-TEST: A test made too early
PRECONCEIVE---To get pregnant before you intended to.
PREDICAMENT, n.  The wage of consistency.
PREDICTION You are reading messages right now.
PREDICTION: @FN@'s reading messages right now.
PREDICTION: You are reading a message right now.
PREDILECTION, n.  The preparatory stage of disillusion.
PREGNANT  Past tense of virgin.
PREHISTORIC, adj.  Belonging to an early period and a museum.
PREJUDICE(n): vagrant opinion w/out vis. means of support
PREJUDICE, n.  A vagrant opinion without visible means of support.
PRELIMINARY OPERATIONAL TESTS WERE INCONCLUSIVE -> The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch
PRENATAL---When your life was still your own.
PRENATAL: when your life was still somewhat your own.
PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: a contradiction in terms.
PREROGATIVE, n.  A sovereign's right to do wrong.
PRESBYTERIANS do it decently and in order.
PRESHRUNK---A garment that will fit the baby at least a week.
PRESIDENCY, n.  The greased pig in the field game of American politics.
PRESIDENTIAL RACE: Where 2 or more IDIOTS prove it
PRESS ANY KEY
PRESS ANY KEY TO ENTER TERMINAL MODE
PRESS RETURN FOR NEXT MESSAGE
PRESS THIS BOX TWICE FOR MORE TAGLINES: p
PRESS  Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
PRETENTIOUS? MOI???
PREVARICATORS do it with tall tales.
PREVENT MIND DECAY - READ BOOKS
PRICA SE PRICA DA RUSI DOLAZE
PRICETAG-What Salespeople Play When Nobody's In The Store
PRIDE OF CHANUR: A great read if you don't mind the pits.
PRIESTS do it faithfully with Masses.
PRIME DIRECTIVE, MY A**! Phasers on maximum!
PRIME DIRECTIVE, MY AS*! Phasers on maximum!  Load photon torpedoes!
PRIMEVAL TERROR IS UNLEASHED
PRINCE CHARLES does it in succession.
PRINT "Have a nice day."; A$
PRINT "Waiter, There's a bug in my..." : LOOP
PRINT LARGER! I'M HARD OF HEARING!
PRINTER : A computer accessory for destroying forests.
PRINTER: A man of letters
PRINTERS do it with pins.
PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets!
PRINTERS reproduce the fastest.   
PRINTSHOP:  A program used to waste paper in massive quantities.
PRIOR DAY CORRECTION
PRISM(n):place 4 light waves who commit minor refractions
PRISONERS do it with balls and chains.
PRIVACY - What childless or very old couples have.
PRIVATE PARKING!  Unauthorized vehicles will be stripped
PRIVATE PARKING! Unauthorized vehicles will be blown up
PRIVATE PARKING! Unauthorized vehicles will be vandalized
PRM: PRint Money
PRNet: Lurker-friendly! Questions? We got answers! Or we'll get 'em!
PRO BOZO PUBLICO - Support your local clown
PRO-CHOICE: Abort Clinton Mid-Term
PRO-GUNCONTROL: Use BOTH hands!
PRO-LIFE.....PRO-GUN......PRO-FAMILY.............PROZAC!
PROBATE LAWYERS do it willingly.
PROBLEM:  Unsafe Sanity
PROBLEM:  Unsafe Sanity    SOLUTION:  Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
PROBLEM: Can't watch Animaniacs; must work  SOLUTION: Don't goto work
PROBLEM: Mall full of clothes  SOLUTION: Paige Fox
PROBLEM: Unsafe Sanity  SOLUTION: Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
PROBLEM: annoying house guest  SOLUTION: Sic Wakko on him
PROCAINE HYDROCHLORIDE NETWORK: Numb brains for Jesus!
PROCRASTINATION ALERT! We'll have to give this one a little more thougt.
PROCRASTINATORS do it later.
PROCRASTINATORS will do it tomorrow.
PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end.   
PROCTOLOGISTS do it with a finger up where the sun don't shine
PRODIGY - the World's Largest Online Coloring Book!
PRODIGY:  Actually an illigitimate son.
PRODIGY: Lots of ads, and we read your mail!
PRODIGY::Now you can see commercials on your computer
PRODIGY:Home Shopping Network for your computer
PROFANITY(n):the linguistic crutch of ignorant bastards.
PROFANITY: The language all programmers know.
PROFESSIONAL TENNIS IS A RAQUET
PROFESSOR BACKWARDS - P.I.R.
PROFESSOR HITLER & HIS INVISIBLE KNEE MACHINE - Crow
PROFESSOR: Someone who talks in somebody else's sleep.
PROFESSORS do it by the book.   
PROFESSORS do it from a grant
PROFESSORS do it with class.
PROFESSORS don't do it; they leave it as an exercise for their students
PROFESSORS forget to do it
PROFEX: - Profitable Reparaturen Ohne Fehler-EXterminierung
PROFIT BEFORE TAX: Loss
PROFIT: Profit
PROFIT?  What an anti-Democrat idea!
PROFIT?  What an anti-socialist idea
PROFIT?  What an innovative idea
PROGRAM (n.) - organized sequence of counteracting errors
PROGRAM (n.) - used to turn input into error messages
PROGRAM (n.) Organized sequence of counteracting errors.
PROGRAM - A random collection of Bugs
PROGRAM ::= Do What I Want
PROGRAM n. used to turn valid data into error messages
PROGRAM v. act similar to beating your head against a wall
PROGRAM(n):device 2 creatively turn input in2 error msg.s
PROGRAM:  (n) Organized sequence of counteracting errors.
PROGRAM: Those things you used to watch on TV
PROGRAM: n. used to turn valid data into error messages
PROGRAM: v; act akin to beating ones head against a wall
PROGRAMMER : Organism that metabolizes coffee into code
PROGRAMMER : Red-eyed mumbling mammal communicating with inanimate objects
PROGRAMMER : Red-eyed mumbling mammal communicating with inanimate objectsScrute the inscrutable, eff the ineffable
PROGRAMMER'S OXYMORON: Spare Time
PROGRAMMERS 6502 it do their with bytes reversed.
PROGRAMMERS cycle forever, until you make them exit.
PROGRAMMERS do it all night
PROGRAMMERS do it bit by bit.
PROGRAMMERS do it bottom-up
PROGRAMMERS do it by pushing and popping
PROGRAMMERS do it in higher levels
PROGRAMMERS do it in iteration.
PROGRAMMERS do it in loops
PROGRAMMERS do it in microseconds.
PROGRAMMERS do it in software
PROGRAMMERS do it on command
PROGRAMMERS do it top down
PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs
PROGRAMMERS do it with disks.
PROGRAMMERS do it with their fingers.
PROGRAMMERS give it a top down design.
PROGRAMMERS have bigger disks.
PROGRAMMERS peek before they poke.
PROGRAMMERS repeat it until done.
PROGRAMMERS will do it all night, but only if you are debugged
PROGRAMMING: Same as using a PoGo stick in a minefiled
PROJECT MANAGERS do it on schedule.
PROLIFE.SYS error found.  Only options are (I)gnore, (R)etry, (F)ail.
PROLOG PROGRAMMERS are a cut above the rest.
PROMISCUOUS HACKERS share resources.
PROMOTE the general welfare..", not PAY for it!!!
PRONOUN: A noun that has lost its amateur status
PROPAGANDA! NETWORK: Publishing lies for JESUS!
PROPERTY OF THE SDF-1
PROPRIETARY TAGLINE -->>
PROSTITUTE - A receiver of swollen goods.
PROSTITUTES do it at illegal addresses
PROSTITUTES do it for profit
PROSTITUTION =SEX+ FREE ENTERPRISE.   which dont you like
PROTECT JIMMY CARTER.  Clinton is a heartbeat away from the Presidency
PROTECTO           First Pull Up        Then Pull Down
PROTEIN: Favoring young people.
PROTESTANTS do it unwillingly
PROVERB:  The stupidest thing you can do is to humiliate the GM!
PROXITY SOFTWORKS: To code, what no one has coded before
PROZAC! Breakfast of postal workers.
PROZAX HOT-LINE: If you are armed, press 1
PROgress is the opposite of CONgress
PRS: PRint and Smear
PRUDE, n.  A bawd hiding behind the back of her demeanor.
PRUNES: Making sure that all this shall pass.
PRUNING family trees is NOT allowed.
PR_CT_L_GY ... hmmm, can I buy a vowel, Pat?
PS-  The answer to question #2 is "Yes".
PS-  The answer to question #2 is "Yes".
PS.  I'm a quiche-eating Pascal person!
PS. I just read your next message in line.
PS. I promise to read the FAQ soon.
PS.. any news on Carrie Ross? :)
PS/ There might ba a few french tags, but feel free to delete them if you want
PS/2 -=< Just Say No
PS/2 -=> Just Say No
PS/2 it?  PS/on it too.
PS/2 it?  PS/on it!
PS/2, OS/2 - twice the price, half as nice!
PS/2: Half a computer?
PS:  I'm not fishin' for another compliment
PS:  I'm not fishin' for another compliment. <G>
PS: Pirate Software
PSALM 109 verse 8 Let his days be few, And let another take his office
PSI COP: "That's a lie." SINCLAIR: "Yes it isso what's your point?
PSM: Print and SMear
PSN-NET ->> Die ultimative Droehnung. Request PSNINFO for Details !
PSP: Print and Shred Paper
PSP: Push Stack Pointer
PSR: Print and Shred Ribbon
PSSSSSST! Hey! Ya wanna buy some taglines?
PSSST! Commander Data Runs Telegard. Pass it on!
PSY COP:"That's a lie."  SINCLAIR:"Yes it is... so what's your point?"
PSYCHIATRIST: A blind man in a dark basement looking for a black cat - that isn't there
PSYCHIATRISTS do it for at least fifty dollars per session
PSYCHIATRISTS do it on the couch
PSYCHIC  PREDICTION:  You just read this message.
PSYCHOLOGIST: A blind man in a dark basement looking for a black cat
PSYCHOLOGISTS do it with rats
PSYCHOLOGISTS think they do it
PSYCHOLOGY: THE ARE OF TURNING STUPIDITY INTO ILLNESS.
PT 90210 - Joel on boat
PTL: Pacify The Loonies
PTL: Padres Tickle Ladies
PTL: Pagans Teaching Love
PTL: Pain The Logical
PTL: Panhandlers Turned Lorders
PTL: Pardon The Lapse
PTL: Pardon The Lies
PTL: Part Tammy's Lips
PTL: Part The Lips
PTL: Pass The Ladies
PTL: Pass The Lobster
PTL: Pass The Loot
PTL: Pass The Lube
PTL: Pathetic, Those Losers
PTL: Paw Those Labia
PTL: Pay Tammy's Lawyers
PTL: Pay The Lady
PTL: Pay The Lawyers
PTL: Pay The Liar
PTL: Pay The Lord
PTL: Pay To Lucifer
PTL: Penchant To Leer
PTL: Penis Tax, Lord
PTL: Pennies Taken Liberally
PTL: People To Loathe
PTL: Pilfered Thousands, Lord
PTL: Pillage The Lost
PTL: Pills, Tranquilizers, Ludes
PTL: Pinheads To Lummoxes
PTL: Pivot Thy Loins
PTL: Pleasing The Libidos
PTL: Plot To Lust
PTL: Plunder The Laymen
PTL: Plunder The Losers
PTL: Poke The Lady
PTL: Poontang Taken Liberally
PTL: Poor Tammy's Loaded
PTL: Poverty To Luxury
PTL: Praise Tammy's Lungs
PTL: Prayers Too Late
PTL: Preachers Take Loot
PTL: Preachers Televised Loudly
PTL: Preachers Telling Lies
PTL: Preachers That Lie
PTL: Preachers To Lechers
PTL: Preachers, Thieves, Liars
PTL: Predisposed To Larceny
PTL: Pretend To Love
PTL: Pretty Tammy Lies
PTL: Pretzels To Lobsters
PTL: Price The Lord
PTL: Prison Term Likely
PTL: Prison Term Long
PTL: Privy To Larceny
PTL: Profit, Then Loss
PTL: Promise Them Lies
PTL: Prone To Lust
PTL: Propositional Temporal Logic
PTL: Pry The Loot
PTL: Pursue The Ladies
PTP     :Pardon the pun
PTP: Produce Toilet Paper
PTT je inace jedna jako divna org@&^$@#^$ NO CARRIER
PTerry = Terry Pratchett
PU              That Stinks!
PUBERTY CAN BE A HAIRY TIME
PUBIC HAIR.....A breed of wild rabbit from Pueblo, Colorado
PUBIC HAIR:  Organic dental floss
PUBLIC SPEAKERS do it on a soap box.
PUBLIC SPEAKERS do it orally
PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes
PUI:  Piglet User Interface
PULL TRIGGER. REPEAT IF NECESSARY     - BFG 9000 INSTRUCTION MANUAL
PULL........<CRASH>....PULL....Hold still will you! <GG>
PULP: We put new meaning to DEAD POETS SOCIETY!
PUNCTUAL---Childless.
PUNK - Potpuno Uvredljivo Negiranje Klasike
PUNK ROCK!!  DISCO DUCK!!  BIRTH CONTROL!!
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PUNNY BOOK = A Boxing Cornerman's Story: Dawson DeTowel.
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PUNNY BOOK = A Whole Lot of Cats: Kitt N. Caboodle.
PUNNY BOOK = Acrophobia Explained: Alfredo Heights.
PUNNY BOOK = After The Corned Beef And Cabbage: Kay O'Pectate.
PUNNY BOOK = Ah, Thor!: Ty Till.
PUNNY BOOK = All Alone: Saul E. Terry.
PUNNY BOOK = Allegiance To The King: Neil Downe.
PUNNY BOOK = Ambulance Driving: Adam Muhway.
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PUNNY BOOK = As Solid as...: Rocco Gibraltar.
PUNNY BOOK = At The Bottom Of The Can: Hazel Nutt.
PUNNY BOOK = Back Row Of The Orchestra: Clara Nett.
PUNNY BOOK = Bad Cow Jokes: Terry Bull.
PUNNY BOOK = Bad Gardeners: Wilt Plant
PUNNY BOOK = Battle Axes: Tom A. Hawk.
PUNNY BOOK = Beekeeping: A. V. Arry.
PUNNY BOOK = Big Fart!: Hugh Jass.
PUNNY BOOK = Blowout!: Vlad Tire.
PUNNY BOOK = Boring Midwestern Cities: Cole Lumbus.
PUNNY BOOK = Boy Scout's Handbook: Casey Needzit.
PUNNY BOOK = Brane Surjery Maid Simpel: Sarah Bellum.
PUNNY BOOK = Breaking the Law: Kermit A. Krime.
PUNNY BOOK = Candle-Vaulting: Jack B. Nimble.
PUNNY BOOK = Car Capital Of The World: Mitch Egan.
PUNNY BOOK = Car Repairs: Axel Grease.
PUNNY BOOK = Care For A Chop?: Marsha Larts.
PUNNY BOOK = Cheating on His Wife: Izzy Backyet.
PUNNY BOOK = Chicago Gangs Of The '30's: Tommy Gunn.
PUNNY BOOK = Christmas for Baldies: Yule Brynner.
PUNNY BOOK = Cloning: Ima Dubble.
PUNNY BOOK = College Athletics: Nancy Dubblelay.
PUNNY BOOK = Columbus, Vespucci, And Me: Enzo DiUrth.
PUNNY BOOK = Come on in!: Doris Open.
PUNNY BOOK = Computer Memories: Meg Abight.
PUNNY BOOK = Confessions Of A Gold Digger: Emile Ticket.
PUNNY BOOK = Cooking Spaghetti: Al Dente.
PUNNY BOOK = Cosmetology: Rosie Cheeks.
PUNNY BOOK = Covered Walkways: R. Kade.
PUNNY BOOK = Crackdown: Lauren Order.
PUNNY BOOK = Crocodile Dundee: Ali Gator.
PUNNY BOOK = Cry Wolf: Al Armist.
PUNNY BOOK = Cut the Grass!: Moses Lawn.
PUNNY BOOK = Daddy are We There Yet?: Miles Away.
PUNNY BOOK = Danger!: Luke Out.
PUNNY BOOK = Defunct Nations: Sophie Etunion.
PUNNY BOOK = Desert Crossing: I. Rhoda Camel.
PUNNY BOOK = Do It Yourself: Tyrone Shoelaces.
PUNNY BOOK = Don't Do Anything Rash: Jacques Itch.
PUNNY BOOK = Don't Tread On Me: Amanda B. Reckonwith.
PUNNY BOOK = Downpour!: Wayne Dwops.
PUNNY BOOK = Drafted!: Abel Boddeed.
PUNNY BOOK = Dull Razor: Nick Shaving.
PUNNY BOOK = East Coast Resorts: Nan Tuckett.
PUNNY BOOK = Eating Disorders: Anna Rexia.
PUNNY BOOK = Ecclesiastical Infractions: Cardinal Sin.
PUNNY BOOK = En Garde!: Drew Blood.
PUNNY BOOK = Equine Leg Cramps: Charlie Horse.
PUNNY BOOK = Errors and Accidents: Miss Takes and Miss Haps.
PUNNY BOOK = Events In The Soviet Union: Perry Stroika.
PUNNY BOOK = Ex-Presidential Retreat: Kenny Bunkport.
PUNNY BOOK = Exercise on Wheels: Cy Kling.
PUNNY BOOK = Exotic Irish Plants: Phil O'Dendron.
PUNNY BOOK = Exploring The Dutch Frontier: Will Der Ness.
PUNNY BOOK = Fallen Underwear: Lucy Lastic.
PUNNY BOOK = Falling Trees: Tim Burr.
PUNNY BOOK = Fastest Gun In The West: Everett DeReady.
PUNNY BOOK = Fat Lady In The Sideshow: Ellie Funt.
PUNNY BOOK = Feelings: Cara Lott.
PUNNY BOOK = Fifty Yards to the Outhouse: Willy Makit and Betty Woant.
PUNNY BOOK = Fingerplay: Jacob Sladder.
PUNNY BOOK = Fish Story: Rod Enreel.
PUNNY BOOK = Fistfights: Donny Brooke.
PUNNY BOOK = Fixing Computer Programs: Dee Bugger.
PUNNY BOOK = Flogging in the Army: Corporal Punishment.
PUNNY BOOK = Foot Coverings: Susan Socks.
PUNNY BOOK = Foot Problems of Big Lumberjacks: Paul Bunion.
PUNNY BOOK = Fortune Telling: Crystal Ball.
PUNNY BOOK = Fred Can Philosophize!: Immanuel Kant.
PUNNY BOOK = French Overpopulation: Francis Crowded.
PUNNY BOOK = Full Moon: Seymour Buns
PUNNY BOOK = Gambling: Monty Carlos.
PUNNY BOOK = Gangway!: Hedda Steam.
PUNNY BOOK = Gardening With The Ex-President: Rose Bush.
PUNNY BOOK = Get Moving!: Sheik Aleg.
PUNNY BOOK = Get Out There!: Sally Forth.
PUNNY BOOK = Go Away!: Ron Onhome.
PUNNY BOOK = Golly Gosh!: G. Whiz.
PUNNY BOOK = Gone Fishing: Rod Annette.
PUNNY BOOK = Gone With The Wind: George Uh.
PUNNY BOOK = Good Housekeeping: Lottie Dust
PUNNY BOOK = Good Steak!: T. Bone.
PUNNY BOOK = Good Works: Ben Evolent.
PUNNY BOOK = Grave Mistakes: Paul Bearer.
PUNNY BOOK = Green Lawn Chairs: Patty O'Furniture.
PUNNY BOOK = Greeting Sheep Strangers: Hugh R. Ewe.
PUNNY BOOK = Guide To Mixology: Bart Ender.
PUNNY BOOK = Handel's Messiah: Ollie Luyah.
PUNNY BOOK = Happy New Year!: Mary Christmas
PUNNY BOOK = Harvesting Wild Plants: Dudley Nightshade.
PUNNY BOOK = He Disappeared!: Otto Sight.
PUNNY BOOK = He's Contagious!: Lucas Measles.
PUNNY BOOK = Head of Security: Barb Dwyer.
PUNNY BOOK = Held Hostage by Italian Terrorists!: Aldo Anything.
PUNNY BOOK = Here's Pus In Your Eye: Lance Boyle.
PUNNY BOOK = Hertz, Don't It?: Lisa Carr.
PUNNY BOOK = Highway Travel: Dusty Rhodes.
PUNNY BOOK = Hiya Fella: Gladys Eeya.
PUNNY BOOK = Hollywood Gossip: Phyllis Zinn.
PUNNY BOOK = Holmes Does It Again: Scott Linyard.
PUNNY BOOK = Home Alone III, The Sequel: Eddie Buddyhome.
PUNNY BOOK = Hot Dog!: Frank Furter.
PUNNY BOOK = House Construction: Bill Jerome Holme.
PUNNY BOOK = House Plants: Clay Potts.
PUNNY BOOK = How I Won The Marathon: Randy Hoelway.
PUNNY BOOK = How To Beat A Murder Rap: Scott Free.
PUNNY BOOK = How To Make Cornmeal Pancakes: Johnny Cake.
PUNNY BOOK = How To Tune Up Your Auto: Carl Humm.
PUNNY BOOK = How to Annoy: Aunt Agonize.
PUNNY BOOK = How to Break In: Jimmy De Lock.
PUNNY BOOK = How to Tour the Prison: Robin Steele
PUNNY BOOK = Hunger In America: Heywood Jafeedme
PUNNY BOOK = Hypnotism: N. Tranced.
PUNNY BOOK = I Beat Bobby Fischer: Jess Player.
PUNNY BOOK = I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg.
PUNNY BOOK = I Can't See The Difference: Sam Ting.
PUNNY BOOK = I Didn't Do It!: Ivan Alibi.
PUNNY BOOK = I Hate Fighting: Boris Hell.
PUNNY BOOK = I Hate Monday Mornings: Gaetan Oop.
PUNNY BOOK = I Hate the Sun: Gladys Knight.
PUNNY BOOK = I Hit the Wall: Isadore There
PUNNY BOOK = I Like Fish: Ann Chovie.
PUNNY BOOK = I Like Liquor: Ethyl Alcohol
PUNNY BOOK = I Like Weeding Gardens: Manuel Labour.
PUNNY BOOK = I Lived in Detroit: Helen Earth
PUNNY BOOK = I Lost My Balance: Eileen Dover and Paul Down
PUNNY BOOK = I Love Crowds: Morris Merrier.
PUNNY BOOK = I Love Fractions: Lois C. Denominator
PUNNY BOOK = I Love Mathematics: Adam Up.
PUNNY BOOK = I Love Wills: Benny Fishery.
PUNNY BOOK = I Love You!: Alma Hart.
PUNNY BOOK = I Need Insurance: Justin Case.
PUNNY BOOK = I Read You Like A Book: Claire Voyant.
PUNNY BOOK = I Say So!: Frank O. Pinion.
PUNNY BOOK = I Want to Help: Abel N. Willin.
PUNNY BOOK = I Was A Son Of A Buccaneer: Rich Kidd.
PUNNY BOOK = I Was a Cloakroom Attendant: Mahatma Coate.
PUNNY BOOK = I Win!: U. Lose.
PUNNY BOOK = I Work with Diamonds: Jules Sparkle.
PUNNY BOOK = I Wuz Framed!: Gil Tee.
PUNNY BOOK = I Wuz Robbed!: Alma Money.
PUNNY BOOK = I'm Fine: Howard Yu.
PUNNY BOOK = I'm Scared!: Emma Fraid.
PUNNY BOOK = I'm Someone Else: Ima Nonymous
PUNNY BOOK = In The Trenches: Helmut Wearer.
PUNNY BOOK = Indiana Jones' Adventures: Darrin Rescue.
PUNNY BOOK = Inflammation, Please!: Arthur Itis.
PUNNY BOOK = Irish Dentistry: Perry O'Dontal.
PUNNY BOOK = Irish Flooring: Lynn O'Leum
PUNNY BOOK = It Won't Work!: Mel Function.
PUNNY BOOK = It's All In Your Head: Madge Ination.
PUNNY BOOK = It's Magic!: Sven Gali.
PUNNY BOOK = It's Springtime!: Theresa Green.
PUNNY BOOK = It's Unfair!: Y. Me.
PUNNY BOOK = It's a Holdup!: Nick R. Elastic
PUNNY BOOK = It's a Shocker: Alec Tricity.
PUNNY BOOK = Italian Delicacies: Liz Onya.
PUNNY BOOK = Jewish Holidays: Hannah Kuhh.
PUNNY BOOK = Joys of Cowardice: Lily Livard.
PUNNY BOOK = Judging Fast Food: Warren Berger.
PUNNY BOOK = Just Say No: Will Power.
PUNNY BOOK = Kangaroo Illnesses: Marcus Wallaby, M.D.
PUNNY BOOK = Keep Out!: Barb Dwyer.
PUNNY BOOK = Keep it Clean!: Armand Hammer.
PUNNY BOOK = Laid Off!: Gwen Home.
PUNNY BOOK = Lawn Care: Ray King.
PUNNY BOOK = Lawyers of Suffering: Grin and Barrett.
PUNNY BOOK = Leo Tolstoy: Warren Peace.
PUNNY BOOK = Let's Do it Now!: Igor Beaver.
PUNNY BOOK = Lewis Carroll: Alison Wonderland.
PUNNY BOOK = Life As A Comic: Stan Dupp.
PUNNY BOOK = Life Before Cars: Orson Buggy.
PUNNY BOOK = Life Before The Civil War: Aunty Bellum.
PUNNY BOOK = Life In The Sorority House: Carrie Onn.
PUNNY BOOK = Life in Chicago: Wendy City.
PUNNY BOOK = Look Younger: Fay Slift.
PUNNY BOOK = Lots of Excitement: Hugh N. Cry.
PUNNY BOOK = Lotsa Luck: Bess Twishes.
PUNNY BOOK = Love Wills: Benny Fishery
PUNNY BOOK = Manana: Stew Layt.
PUNNY BOOK = Many Are Cold, But Few Are Frozen: Minnie Sota.
PUNNY BOOK = Mardi Gras Time: Lou Isiana.
PUNNY BOOK = Maritime Disasters: Andrea Doria.
PUNNY BOOK = Masterpieces Of Fox TV: Annette Work.
PUNNY BOOK = May Flowers: April Showers.
PUNNY BOOK = Meals On Safari: Lionel Eecha.
PUNNY BOOK = Measles Collision!: Kay Rash.
PUNNY BOOK = Meat Eaters: Carney Vore.
PUNNY BOOK = Mensa Man: Gene Yuss.
PUNNY BOOK = Mexican Revenge: Monty Zuma.
PUNNY BOOK = Military Defeats: Major Disaster and General Mayhem.
PUNNY BOOK = Military Rule: Marshall Law.
PUNNY BOOK = Misunderstood: Art Tistic.
PUNNY BOOK = Mobile Homes: Winnie Bago.
PUNNY BOOK = Monkey Shines: Bob Boone.
PUNNY BOOK = Mosquito Bites: Ivan Itch.
PUNNY BOOK = Mountain Climbing: Andover Hand.
PUNNY BOOK = Music of the Sea: Lawrence Whelk.
PUNNY BOOK = Musical Gunfighters: The Okay Chorale.
PUNNY BOOK = My Life on Skid Row: Titus A. Drum.
PUNNY BOOK = My Lost Causes: Noah Veil.
PUNNY BOOK = My Seventh Husband: Ivana Newhouse.
PUNNY BOOK = Mystery in the Barnyard: Hu Flung Dung
PUNNY BOOK = NHL Hockey: Stanley Kupp.
PUNNY BOOK = Neither a Borrower: Nora Lender Bee.
PUNNY BOOK = No More Circuit Breakers!: Ira Fuse.
PUNNY BOOK = No: Kurt Reply
PUNNY BOOK = Not Bogged Down In Reality: Jason Rainbows.
PUNNY BOOK = Not So Hot: Luke Warm.
PUNNY BOOK = Nuclear Power Bafflement: Ken Fusion.
PUNNY BOOK = Nuts about You!: Cy Cosis.
PUNNY BOOK = Off To Market: Tobias A. Pigg.
PUNNY BOOK = Oh What A Relief It Is: Al Kaseltzer.
PUNNY BOOK = Okee Dokee: Roger Wilco.
PUNNY BOOK = One Hundred Years Old: Abbie Birthday.
PUNNY BOOK = Options Trading: June Gold.
PUNNY BOOK = Outdoor Activities: Alf Resco.
PUNNY BOOK = Outdoor Cookery: Barbie Cue.
PUNNY BOOK = Overcoming Nervousness On Radio: Mike Fright.
PUNNY BOOK = Pain Relief: Ann L. Gesick.
PUNNY BOOK = Pain in My Body: Otis Leghurts.
PUNNY BOOK = Parachuting: Hugo First.
PUNNY BOOK = Party On, Dude: Jill Out.
PUNNY BOOK = Peeping Tom: Sawyer Scanties.
PUNNY BOOK = Personal Best: Marco DeStinction.
PUNNY BOOK = Pilgrim Settlers: May Flower.
PUNNY BOOK = Plumb Good: Dwayne Pipe.
PUNNY BOOK = Poetry in Baseball: Homer.
PUNNY BOOK = Preaching to Hell's Angels: Pastor Redlight.
PUNNY BOOK = Prepare To Meet Your Maker: Eva DeStruction.
PUNNY BOOK = Preparing Leather: Tanya Hyde.
PUNNY BOOK = Prevent Drowning: Buddy System.
PUNNY BOOK = Pull with All You've Got!: Eve Ho.
PUNNY BOOK = Punk Rock Rulez!: Lotta Noyze.
PUNNY BOOK = Put'er There, Pal!: Greg Garious.
PUNNY BOOK = Quips For The Young At Heart: Marty Pants.
PUNNY BOOK = Racketeering: Dennis Court.
PUNNY BOOK = Raising Flowers By Hand: Flo Wrist.
PUNNY BOOK = Rangers In The Night: Forrest Fyar.
PUNNY BOOK = Ready...Set...: Sadie Word.
PUNNY BOOK = Red Vegetables: B. Troot.
PUNNY BOOK = Repent At Leisure: Marion Hayste.
PUNNY BOOK = Riel Ambush!: May T. Surprise
PUNNY BOOK = Robots: Anne Droid
PUNNY BOOK = Round the World: Madge Ellen.
PUNNY BOOK = Rules For Living: Sharon Sharalike.
PUNNY BOOK = Say The Magic Word: Abby Cadabra.
PUNNY BOOK = Scandinavian Photography: Matt Finnish.
PUNNY BOOK = Scottish Kilt Patterns: Glen Pladd.
PUNNY BOOK = Scuffed Floors: Mark Tupp.
PUNNY BOOK = Sea Birds: Al Batross.
PUNNY BOOK = Self Denial Made Easy: Abner Gation.
PUNNY BOOK = Shaky Knees: Cliff Diver.
PUNNY BOOK = Shhh!: Danielle Soloud
PUNNY BOOK = Ship Mysteries: Marie Celeste.
PUNNY BOOK = Shoes For Farm And Ranch: Claude Hopper.
PUNNY BOOK = Skunks in the Shrubbery: P. Yew.
PUNNY BOOK = Small Vegetables: Russell Sprout.
PUNNY BOOK = Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser.
PUNNY BOOK = Smash His Lobster!: Buster Crabbe.
PUNNY BOOK = Smoker's Cough: Nick O'Teen.
PUNNY BOOK = Snorting My Way To Heaven: Angel Dust.
PUNNY BOOK = Social Insecurity: Wilma Moneylast.
PUNNY BOOK = Soda Pop History: Ginger Aile
PUNNY BOOK = Sofa so Good: Chester Field
PUNNY BOOK = Solving Crimes: D. Tective.
PUNNY BOOK = Some Like it Sweet: Sugar Kane.
PUNNY BOOK = Songs For Children: Barbara Blacksheep.
PUNNY BOOK = Songs from 'South Pacific': Sam and Janet Evening.
PUNNY BOOK = Southern California Waffles: Sandy Eggo.
PUNNY BOOK = Split Personalities: Jacqueline Hyde.
PUNNY BOOK = Star Spangled Barrio: Jose Canusee.
PUNNY BOOK = Still Looking For My Heart: Sam Francisco.
PUNNY BOOK = Stop Arguing: Xavier Breath.
PUNNY BOOK = String Instruments: Viola Player.
PUNNY BOOK = Strong Winds: Gail Force.
PUNNY BOOK = Surprised!: Omar Gosh.
PUNNY BOOK = Swimming in the Arctic: I. C. Waters.
PUNNY BOOK = Tailoring: Serge Soote.
PUNNY BOOK = Take This Job And Shove It: Ike Witt.
PUNNY BOOK = Take a Break!: Colin Sick.
PUNNY BOOK = Teach Me!: I. Wanda Know
PUNNY BOOK = Tear Up Those Betting Slips: Lou Zerr.
PUNNY BOOK = Teenagers Of The '50's: Bobbie Sox.
PUNNY BOOK = The Auto Salvage Business: Rex Toad.
PUNNY BOOK = The Beach Bully: Harry Ayp.
PUNNY BOOK = The Bog: Pete Maas.
PUNNY BOOK = The Candy Store: Pepper Mintz.
PUNNY BOOK = The Criminals Of Watergate: Barton Mee.
PUNNY BOOK = The Dead Of Winter: Jan Yuary.
PUNNY BOOK = The Effects of Alcohol: Sir Osis of Liver.
PUNNY BOOK = The Empath: Ophelia Sadness.
PUNNY BOOK = The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board.
PUNNY BOOK = The Fall of a Watermelon: S. Platt.
PUNNY BOOK = The Fortuneteller: Reid Palms.
PUNNY BOOK = The French Chef: Sue Flay.
PUNNY BOOK = The Garden State: Ida Hoe.
PUNNY BOOK = The German Bank Robbery: Hans Zupp.
PUNNY BOOK = The Greasy Spoon: Chris Coe.
PUNNY BOOK = The Great Escape: Freida Convict.
PUNNY BOOK = The Great Flood: Noah Zark.
PUNNY BOOK = The Ham Radio Primer: Loudon Clear.
PUNNY BOOK = The Hitchhiker: Juan Nalift.
PUNNY BOOK = The Industrial Revolution: Otto Mattick.
PUNNY BOOK = The Irish Heart Surgeon: Angie O'Plasty.
PUNNY BOOK = The LA Lakers' Breakfast: Kareem O'Wheat.
PUNNY BOOK = The Lady Pirate: Peg Legg.
PUNNY BOOK = The Last Roundup: Brandon Irons.
PUNNY BOOK = The Lion Attacked: Claudia Armoff.
PUNNY BOOK = The Miracle Drug: Penny Cillin.
PUNNY BOOK = The Monkey Cage: Jim Panzee.
PUNNY BOOK = The Music Of Sammy Davis Jr.: Candy Mann.
PUNNY BOOK = The National Science Foundation: Grant Money.
PUNNY BOOK = The Palace Roof has a Hole: Lee King.
PUNNY BOOK = The Paper Route: Avery Daye.
PUNNY BOOK = The Peace Mission: Olive Branch.
PUNNY BOOK = The Perils Of Drug Addiction: Anita Fixx.
PUNNY BOOK = The Phillipine Post Office: Imelda Letter.
PUNNY BOOK = The Porn Queen: Mona Lott.
PUNNY BOOK = The Scent Of A Man: Jim Nasium.
PUNNY BOOK = The Senior Prom: Spike Drink.
PUNNY BOOK = The Smorgasbord: Buffy Dinner.
PUNNY BOOK = The Squeaking Gate: Rusty Hinges.
PUNNY BOOK = The Sweat Shop: Hiram Cheap.
PUNNY BOOK = The TV News Anchorman: Maury Ports.
PUNNY BOOK = The Telltale Heart: Stefi Scope.
PUNNY BOOK = The Truancy Problem: Marcus Absent.
PUNNY BOOK = The Twelfth Month: Dee Sember.
PUNNY BOOK = The World's Best Recipes: Gus Tatorial.
PUNNY BOOK = The World's Deadliest Joke: Theophilus Punoval.
PUNNY BOOK = Theft and Robbery: Andy Tover.
PUNNY BOOK = Things To Do At Parties: Bob Frapples.
PUNNY BOOK = Those Funny Dogs: Joe Kur.
PUNNY BOOK = Tight Situation: Leah Tard.
PUNNY BOOK = Tinseltown Tales: Holly Wood.
PUNNY BOOK = To be Honest: Frank Lee.
PUNNY BOOK = Too Rough: Soren Redd.
PUNNY BOOK = Trial Law: Tess Temoni.
PUNNY BOOK = Trim Those Sideburns Too?: Buzz Cutt.
PUNNY BOOK = Tug of War: Paul Hard.
PUNNY BOOK = Turtle Racing: Eubie Quick.
PUNNY BOOK = Unemployed: Anita Job.
PUNNY BOOK = Unsolved Mysteries: N. Igma.
PUNNY BOOK = Unwanted Babies: Anna Bortion.
PUNNY BOOK = Wake Up!: Sal Ammoniac.
PUNNY BOOK = We Won 20-1!: Barry Um.
PUNNY BOOK = We're All Flakes: Dan Druff.
PUNNY BOOK = Webster's Words: Dick Shunnary.
PUNNY BOOK = West Coast Universities: Stan Ford.
PUNNY BOOK = What I Took: Irv Erginity.
PUNNY BOOK = What Makes Airplanes Go: Jeff Fuel.
PUNNY BOOK = What's For Dinner?: Chuck Roast.
PUNNY BOOK = Whatchamacallit!: Thingum Bob.
PUNNY BOOK = When's The Revolution?: Millie Tant.
PUNNY BOOK = Where to Find Islands: Archie Pelago.
PUNNY BOOK = Who Killed Cock Robin?: Howard I. Know.
PUNNY BOOK = Why Cars Stop: M.T. Tank.
PUNNY BOOK = Wind In The Maple Trees: Russell Ingleaves.
PUNNY BOOK = Wind Instruments: Tom Bone.
PUNNY BOOK = Winning the Race: Vic Tree.
PUNNY BOOK = Wish I'd Never Been Born: Rudy Daye.
PUNNY BOOK = Without Warning: Oliver Sudden.
PUNNY BOOK = Woulda Been A Great Shortstop: Kent Hitt.
PUNNY BOOK = Yoko's Robe: Kim Ono.
PUNNY BOOK = You Drip!: Lee K. Fawcette.
PUNNY BOOK = You Wash, I'll Dry: Terry Cloth.
PUNNY BOOK = You're Kidding!: Shirley U. Jest.
PUNNY BOOK = You're So Sweet: Mable Syrup.
PUNNY BOOK = You're a Bundle of Laughs: Vera Funny.
PUNNY BOOK: Acrophobia Explained: Alfredo Heights.
PUNNY BOOK: Ah, Thor!: Ty Till.
PUNNY BOOK: All Alone: Saul E. Terry.
PUNNY BOOK: Allegiance To The King: Neil Downe.
PUNNY BOOK: Ambulance Driving: Adam Muhway.
PUNNY BOOK: And Shut Up!: Sid Downe.
PUNNY BOOK: Animal Illnesses: Ann Thrax.
PUNNY BOOK: Animal Scents: Farrah Mones.
PUNNY BOOK: April Fool!: Sue Prize.
PUNNY BOOK: Archery: Beau N. Arrow.
PUNNY BOOK: Armed Heists: Robin Banks.
PUNNY BOOK: Artificial Weightlessness: Andy Gravity.
PUNNY BOOK: As Solid as...: Rocco Gibraltar.
PUNNY BOOK: At The Bottom Of The Can: Hazel Nutt.
PUNNY BOOK: Gambling: Monty Carlos.
PUNNY BOOK: Gangway!: Hedda Steam.
PUNNY BOOK: Gardening With The Ex-President: Rose Bush.
PUNNY BOOK: Get Moving!: Sheik Aleg.
PUNNY BOOK: Get Out There!: Sally Forth.
PUNNY BOOK: Go Away!: Ron Onhome.
PUNNY BOOK: Golly Gosh!: G. Whiz.
PUNNY BOOK: Gone Fishing: Rod Annette.
PUNNY BOOK: Gone With The Wind: George Uh.
PUNNY BOOK: Good Housekeeping: Lottie Dust.
PUNNY BOOK: Good Steak!: T. Bone.
PUNNY BOOK: Good Works: Ben Evolent.
PUNNY BOOK: Grave Mistakes: Paul Bearer.
PUNNY BOOK: Green Lawn Chairs: Patty O'Furniture.
PUNNY BOOK: Greeting Sheep Strangers: Hugh R. Ewe.
PUNNY BOOK: Guide To Mixology: Bart Ender.
PUNNY BOOK: Handel's Messiah: Ollie Luyah.
PUNNY BOOK: Harvesting Wild Plants: Dudley Nightshade.
PUNNY BOOK: He Disappeared!: Otto Sight.
PUNNY BOOK: He's Contagious!: Lucas Measles.
PUNNY BOOK: Head of Security: Barb Dwyer.
PUNNY BOOK: Held Hostage by Italian Terrorists!: Aldo Anything.
PUNNY BOOK: Here's Pus In Your Eye: Lance Boyle.
PUNNY BOOK: Hertz, Don't It?: Lisa Carr.
PUNNY BOOK: Highway Travel: Dusty Rhodes.
PUNNY BOOK: Hiya Fella: Gladys Eeya.
PUNNY BOOK: Hollywood Gossip: Phyllis Zinn.
PUNNY BOOK: Holmes Does It Again: Scott Linyard.
PUNNY BOOK: Home Alone III, The Sequel: Eddie Buddyhome.
PUNNY BOOK: House Construction: Bill Jerome Holme.
PUNNY BOOK: House Plants: Clay Potts.
PUNNY BOOK: How I Won The Marathon: Randy Hoelway.
PUNNY BOOK: How To Beat A Murder Rap: Scott Free.
PUNNY BOOK: How To Make Cornmeal Pancakes: Johnny Cake.
PUNNY BOOK: How To Tune Up Your Auto: Carl Humm.
PUNNY BOOK: How to Annoy: Aunt Agonize.
PUNNY BOOK: How to Break In: Jimmy De Lock.
PUNNY BOOK: How to Tour the Prison: Robin Steele.
PUNNY BOOK: Hunger In America: Heywood Jafeedme.
PUNNY BOOK: Hypnotism: N. Tranced.
PUNNY BOOK: I Beat Bobby Fischer: Jess Player.
PUNNY BOOK: I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg.
PUNNY BOOK: I Can't See The Difference: Sam Ting.
PUNNY BOOK: I Didn't Do It!: Ivan Alibi.
PUNNY BOOK: I Hate Fighting: Boris Hell.
PUNNY BOOK: I Hate Monday Mornings: Gaetan Oop.
PUNNY BOOK: I Hate the Sun: Gladys Knight.
PUNNY BOOK: I Hit the Wall: Isadore There.
PUNNY BOOK: I Like Fish: Ann Chovie.
PUNNY BOOK: I Like Liquor: Ethyl Alcohol.
PUNNY BOOK: I Like Weeding Gardens: Manuel Labour.
PUNNY BOOK: I Lived in Detroit: Helen Earth.
PUNNY BOOK: I Lost My Balance: Eileen Dover and Paul Down.
PUNNY BOOK: I Love Crowds: Morris Merrier.
PUNNY BOOK: I Love Fractions: Lois C. Denominator.
PUNNY BOOK: I Love Mathematics: Adam Up.
PUNNY BOOK: I Love Wills: Benny Fishery.
PUNNY BOOK: I Love You!: Alma Hart.
PUNNY BOOK: I Read You Like A Book: Claire Voyant.
PUNNY BOOK: I Want to Help: Abel N. Willin.
PUNNY BOOK: I Was a Cloakroom Attendant: Mahatma Coate.
PUNNY BOOK: I Win!: U. Lose.
PUNNY BOOK: I Work with Diamonds: Jules Sparkle.
PUNNY BOOK: I Wuz Framed!: Gil Tee.
PUNNY BOOK: I Wuz Robbed!: Alma Money.
PUNNY BOOK: I'm Fine: Howard Yu.
PUNNY BOOK: I'm Scared!: Emma Fraid.
PUNNY BOOK: I'm Someone Else: Ima Nonymous.
PUNNY BOOK: In The Trenches: Helmut Wearer.
PUNNY BOOK: Indiana Jones' Adventures: Darrin Rescue.
PUNNY BOOK: Inflammation, Please!: Arthur Itis.
PUNNY BOOK: Irish Dentistry: Perry O'Dontal.
PUNNY BOOK: Irish Flooring: Lynn O'Leum.
PUNNY BOOK: It Won't Work!: Mel Function.
PUNNY BOOK: It's All In Your Head: Madge Ination.
PUNNY BOOK: It's Magic!: Sven Gali.
PUNNY BOOK: It's Springtime!: Theresa Green.
PUNNY BOOK: It's Unfair!: Y. Me.
PUNNY BOOK: It's a Holdup!: Nick R. Elastic.
PUNNY BOOK: It's a Shocker: Alec Tricity.
PUNNY BOOK: Italian Delicacies: Liz Onya.
PUNNY BOOK: Jewish Holidays: Hannah Kuhh.
PUNNY BOOK: Joys of Cowardice: Lily Livard.
PUNNY BOOK: Judging Fast Food: Warren Berger.
PUNNY BOOK: Just Say No: Will Power.
PUNNY BOOK: Kangaroo Illnesses: Marcus Wallaby, M.D.
PUNNY BOOK: Keep Out!: Barb Dwyer.
PUNNY BOOK: Keep it Clean!: Armand Hammer.
PUNNY BOOK: Laid Off!: Gwen Home.
PUNNY BOOK: Lawn Care: Ray King.
PUNNY BOOK: Lawyers of Suffering: Grin and Barrett.
PUNNY BOOK: Leo Tolstoy: Warren Peace.
PUNNY BOOK: Let's Do it Now!: Igor Beaver.
PUNNY BOOK: Lewis Carroll: Alison Wonderland.
PUNNY BOOK: Life As A Comic: Stan Dupp.
PUNNY BOOK: Life Before Cars: Orson Buggy.
PUNNY BOOK: Life Before The Civil War: Aunty Bellum.
PUNNY BOOK: Life In The Sorority House: Carrie Onn.
PUNNY BOOK: Life in Chicago: Wendy City.
PUNNY BOOK: Look Younger: Fay Slift.
PUNNY BOOK: Lots of Excitement: Hugh N. Cry.
PUNNY BOOK: Lotsa Luck: Bess Twishes.
PUNNY BOOK: Love Wills: Benny Fishery.
PUNNY BOOK: Manana: Stew Layt.
PUNNY BOOK: Many Are Cold, But Few Are Frozen: Minnie Sota.
PUNNY BOOK: Mardi Gras Time: Lou Isiana.
PUNNY BOOK: Maritime Disasters: Andrea Doria.
PUNNY BOOK: Masterpieces Of Fox TV: Annette Work.
PUNNY BOOK: May Flowers: April Showers.
PUNNY BOOK: Meals On Safari: Lionel Eecha.
PUNNY BOOK: Measles Collision!: Kay Rash.
PUNNY BOOK: Meat Eaters: Carney Vore.
PUNNY BOOK: Mensa Man: Gene Yuss.
PUNNY BOOK: Mexican Revenge: Monty Zuma.
PUNNY BOOK: Military Defeats: Major Disaster and General Mayhem.
PUNNY BOOK: Military Rule: Marshall Law.
PUNNY BOOK: Misunderstood: Art Tistic.
PUNNY BOOK: Mobile Homes: Winnie Bago.
PUNNY BOOK: Monkey Shines: Bob Boone.
PUNNY BOOK: Mosquito Bites: Ivan Itch.
PUNNY BOOK: Mountain Climbing: Andover Hand.
PUNNY BOOK: Music of the Sea: Lawrence Whelk.
PUNNY BOOK: Musical Gunfighters: The Okay Chorale.
PUNNY BOOK: My Life on Skid Row: Titus A. Drum.
PUNNY BOOK: My Lost Causes: Noah Veil.
PUNNY BOOK: My Seventh Husband: Ivana Newhouse.
PUNNY BOOK: Mystery in the Barnyard: Hu Flung Dung.
PUNNY BOOK: NHL Hockey: Stanley Kupp.
PUNNY BOOK: Neither a Borrower: Nora Lender Bee.
PUNNY BOOK: No More Circuit Breakers!: Ira Fuse.
PUNNY BOOK: No: Kurt Reply
PUNNY BOOK: Not Bogged Down In Reality: Jason Rainbows.
PUNNY BOOK: Not So Hot: Luke Warm.
PUNNY BOOK: Nuclear Power Bafflement: Ken Fusion.
PUNNY BOOK: Nuts about You!: Cy Cosis.
PUNNY BOOK: Off To Market: Tobias A. Pigg.
PUNNY BOOK: Oh What A Relief It Is: Al Kaseltzer.
PUNNY BOOK: Okee Dokee: Roger Wilco.
PUNNY BOOK: One Hundred Years Old: Abbie Birthday.
PUNNY BOOK: Options Trading: June Gold.
PUNNY BOOK: Outdoor Activities: Alf Resco.
PUNNY BOOK: Outdoor Cookery: Barbie Cue.
PUNNY BOOK: Overcoming Nervousness On Radio: Mike Fright.
PUNNY BOOK: Pain Relief: Ann L. Gesick.
PUNNY BOOK: Pain in My Body: Otis Leghurts.
PUNNY BOOK: Parachuting: Hugo First.
PUNNY BOOK: Party On, Dude: Jill Out.
PUNNY BOOK: Peeping Tom: Sawyer Scanties.
PUNNY BOOK: Personal Best: Marco DeStinction.
PUNNY BOOK: Pilgrim Settlers: May Flower.
PUNNY BOOK: Plumb Good: Dwayne Pipe.
PUNNY BOOK: Poetry in Baseball: Homer.
PUNNY BOOK: Preaching to Hell's Angels: Pastor Redlight.
PUNNY BOOK: Prepare To Meet Your Maker: Eva DeStruction.
PUNNY BOOK: Preparing Leather: Tanya Hyde.
PUNNY BOOK: Prevent Drowning: Buddy System.
PUNNY BOOK: Pull with All You've Got!: Eve Ho.
PUNNY BOOK: Punk Rock Rulez!: Lotta Noyze.
PUNNY BOOK: Put'er There, Pal!: Greg Garious.
PUNNY BOOK: Quips For The Young At Heart: Marty Pants.
PUNNY BOOK: Racketeering: Dennis Court.
PUNNY BOOK: Raising Flowers By Hand: Flo Wrist.
PUNNY BOOK: Rangers In The Night: Forrest Fyar.
PUNNY BOOK: Ready...Set...: Sadie Word.
PUNNY BOOK: Red Vegetables: B. Troot.
PUNNY BOOK: Repent At Leisure: Marion Hayste.
PUNNY BOOK: Riel Ambush!: May T. Surprise.
PUNNY BOOK: Robots: Anne Droid.
PUNNY BOOK: Round the World: Madge Ellen.
PUNNY BOOK: Rules For Living: Sharon Sharalike.
PUNNY BOOK: Say The Magic Word: Abby Cadabra.
PUNNY BOOK: Scandinavian Photography: Matt Finnish.
PUNNY BOOK: Scottish Kilt Patterns: Glen Pladd.
PUNNY BOOK: Scuffed Floors: Mark Tupp.
PUNNY BOOK: Sea Birds: Al Batross.
PUNNY BOOK: Self Denial Made Easy: Abner Gation.
PUNNY BOOK: Shaky Knees: Cliff Diver.
PUNNY BOOK: Shhh!: Danielle Soloud.
PUNNY BOOK: Ship Mysteries: Marie Celeste.
PUNNY BOOK: Shoes For Farm And Ranch: Claude Hopper.
PUNNY BOOK: Skunks in the Shrubbery: P. Yew.
PUNNY BOOK: Small Vegetables: Russell Sprout.
PUNNY BOOK: Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser.
PUNNY BOOK: Smash His Lobster!: Buster Crabbe.
PUNNY BOOK: Smoker's Cough: Nick O'Teen.
PUNNY BOOK: Snorting My Way To Heaven: Angel Dust.
PUNNY BOOK: Social Insecurity: Wilma Moneylast.
PUNNY BOOK: Soda Pop History: Ginger Aile.
PUNNY BOOK: Sofa so Good: Chester Field.
PUNNY BOOK: Solving Crimes: D. Tective.
PUNNY BOOK: Some Like it Sweet: Sugar Kane.
PUNNY BOOK: Songs from 'South Pacific': Sam and Janet Evening.
PUNNY BOOK: Southern California Waffles: Sandy Eggo.
PUNNY BOOK: Split Personalities: Jacqueline Hyde.
PUNNY BOOK: Star Spangled Barrio: Jose Canusee.
PUNNY BOOK: Still Looking For My Heart: Sam Francisco.
PUNNY BOOK: Stop Arguing: Xavier Breath.
PUNNY BOOK: String Instruments: Viola Player.
PUNNY BOOK: Strong Winds: Gail Force.
PUNNY BOOK: Surprised!: Omar Gosh.
PUNNY BOOK: Swimming in the Arctic: I. C. Waters.
PUNNY BOOK: Tailoring: Serge Soote.
PUNNY BOOK: Take This Job And Shove It: Ike Witt.
PUNNY BOOK: Take a Break!: Colin Sick.
PUNNY BOOK: Teach Me!: I. Wanda Know.
PUNNY BOOK: Tear Up Those Betting Slips: Lou Zerr.
PUNNY BOOK: Teenagers Of The '50's: Bobbie Sox.
PUNNY BOOK: The Auto Salvage Business: Rex Toad.
PUNNY BOOK: The Beach Bully: Harry Ayp.
PUNNY BOOK: The Bog: Pete Maas.
PUNNY BOOK: The Candy Store: Pepper Mintz.
PUNNY BOOK: The Criminals Of Watergate: Barton Mee.
PUNNY BOOK: The Dead Of Winter: Jan Yuary.
PUNNY BOOK: The Effects of Alcohol: Sir Osis of Liver.
PUNNY BOOK: The Empath: Ophelia Sadness.
PUNNY BOOK: The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board.
PUNNY BOOK: The Fall of a Watermelon: S. Platt.
PUNNY BOOK: The Fortuneteller: Reid Palms.
PUNNY BOOK: The French Chef: Sue Flay.
PUNNY BOOK: The Garden State: Ida Hoe.
PUNNY BOOK: The German Bank Robbery: Hans Zupp.
PUNNY BOOK: The Greasy Spoon: Chris Coe.
PUNNY BOOK: The Great Escape: Freida Convict.
PUNNY BOOK: The Great Flood: Noah Zark.
PUNNY BOOK: The Ham Radio Primer: Loudon Clear.
PUNNY BOOK: The Hitchhiker: Juan Nalift.
PUNNY BOOK: The Industrial Revolution: Otto Mattick.
PUNNY BOOK: The Irish Heart Surgeon: Angie O'Plasty.
PUNNY BOOK: The LA Lakers' Breakfast: Kareem O'Wheat.
PUNNY BOOK: The Lady Pirate: Peg Legg.
PUNNY BOOK: The Last Roundup: Brandon Irons.
PUNNY BOOK: The Lion Attacked: Claudia Armoff.
PUNNY BOOK: The Miracle Drug: Penny Cillin.
PUNNY BOOK: The Monkey Cage: Jim Panzee.
PUNNY BOOK: The Music Of Sammy Davis Jr.: Candy Mann.
PUNNY BOOK: The National Science Foundation: Grant Money.
PUNNY BOOK: The Palace Roof has a Hole: Lee King.
PUNNY BOOK: The Paper Route: Avery Daye.
PUNNY BOOK: The Peace Mission: Olive Branch.
PUNNY BOOK: The Perils Of Drug Addiction: Anita Fixx.
PUNNY BOOK: The Philippine Post Office: Imelda Letter.
PUNNY BOOK: The Porn Queen: Mona Lott.
PUNNY BOOK: The Scent Of A Man: Jim Nasium.
PUNNY BOOK: The Senior Prom: Spike Drink.
PUNNY BOOK: The Smorgasbord: Buffy Dinner.
PUNNY BOOK: The Squeaking Gate: Rusty Hinges.
PUNNY BOOK: The Sweat Shop: Hiram Cheap.
PUNNY BOOK: The TV News Anchorman: Maury Ports.
PUNNY BOOK: The Telltale Heart: Stefi Scope.
PUNNY BOOK: The Truancy Problem: Marcus Absent.
PUNNY BOOK: The Twelfth Month: Dee Sember.
PUNNY BOOK: The World's Best Recipes: Gus Tatorial.
PUNNY BOOK: The World's Deadliest Joke: Theophilus Punoval.
PUNNY BOOK: Theft and Robbery: Andy Tover.
PUNNY BOOK: Things To Do At Parties: Bob Frapples.
PUNNY BOOK: Tight Situation: Leah Tard.
PUNNY BOOK: Tinseltown Tales: Holly Wood.
PUNNY BOOK: Too Rough: Soren Redd.
PUNNY BOOK: Trial Law: Tess Temoni.
PUNNY BOOK: Trim Those Sideburns Too?: Buzz Cutt.
PUNNY BOOK: Tug of War: Paul Hard.
PUNNY BOOK: Turtle Racing: Eubie Quick.
PUNNY BOOK: Unemployed: Anita Job.
PUNNY BOOK: Unsolved Mysteries: N. Igma.
PUNNY BOOK: Unwanted Babies: Anna Bortion.
PUNNY BOOK: Wake Up!: Sal Ammoniac.
PUNNY BOOK: We Won 20-1!: Barry Um.
PUNNY BOOK: We're All Flakes: Dan Druff.
PUNNY BOOK: Webster's Words: Dick Shunnary.
PUNNY BOOK: West Coast Universities: Stan Ford.
PUNNY BOOK: What I Took: Irv Erginity.
PUNNY BOOK: What Makes Airplanes Go: Jeff Fuel.
PUNNY BOOK: What's For Dinner?: Chuck Roast.
PUNNY BOOK: Whatchamacallit!: Thingum Bob.
PUNNY BOOK: When's The Revolution?: Millie Tant.
PUNNY BOOK: Who Killed Cock Robin?: Howard I. Know.
PUNNY BOOK: Why Cars Stop: M.T. Tank.
PUNNY BOOK: Wind In The Maple Trees: Russell Ingleaves.
PUNNY BOOK: Wind Instruments: Tom Bone.
PUNNY BOOK: Winning the Race: Vic Tree.
PUNNY BOOK: Wish I'd Never Been Born: Rudy Daye.
PUNNY BOOK: Without Warning: Oliver Sudden.
PUNNY BOOK: Woulda Been A Great Shortstop: Kent Hitt.
PUNNY BOOK: Yoko's Robe: Kim Ono.
PUNNY BOOK: You Drip!: Lee K. Fawcette.
PUNNY BOOK: You Wash, I'll Dry: Terry Cloth.
PUNNY BOOK: You're Kidding!: Shirley U. Jest.
PUNNY BOOK: You're So Sweet: Mable Syrup.
PUNNY BOOK: You're a Bundle of Laughs: Vera Funny.
PUNTATEUCH: The first five bad jokes in the Bible
PUNTIFICATE - trying to predict which direction a football will bounce
PUNTIUM: Computer that makes bad jokes.
PUNch line - the point of all these puns
PUNt-To kick a ball without skill
PUO: Perform Unknown Operation
PUPKUS (pup' kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it
PUPPY LOVE - Why babies allow doggies to French-kiss them.
PUPSQUEAK - sound a yawning dog emits when it opens its mouth too wide
PURE MATHEMATICIANS do it rigorously.
PURGE COMPLETE.
PURPOSE=Macros For Idaho Interactive!
PURR if you love cats
PURR if you're a Tribble
PURRANOIA: The fear that your cat is up to something
PURVEY(n):sound made by an overwrought Jewish cat.
PUS: PUrge System
PUSH--Print Until Something Happens
PUSHROD-What You Do If Mr.Stewart Is Near The Pool !
PUSS - He Died With His Boots On
PUSSY G.....IN THE KEY OF OOOOOOOOOOOOOrgasm
PUSSY needs love, admiration, & Worship, as you need food.
PUSSY-WHIPPED(adj):describing men of higher-intelligence.
PUSSibility: The chance of you takin your cat to the vet.
PUT THE COMPUTER DOWN, HONEY.. I'm quitting NOW!
PVLC: Punch Variable Length Card
PWA - Airline Service
PWB: Put to Waste Basket
PWCMCIA - People Who Cannot Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PWP: Print Without Paper
PWS: create PoWer Surge
PWYP: Practice What You Preach
PXT Happiness is a HeathKit disruptor kit
PXT Unspeakable error in module C'thulhu at address R'lyeh
PYROMARTYR NETWORK!  Blowing ourselves up for Jesus!
PYROTECHNICIANS do it with flare.
PYROTECHNICIANS experts do it with a blinding flash
PYS: Program YourSelf
P`[31mlankton lobbyist`[34m:  "NUKE THE WHALES!"`[0m
Pa's a sap.
Paasault - Cracking an Easter egg on someone's head
Paasorb - A peeled Easter egg that has the color of the shell on it
PabMail: Just another stupid TURBO BASIC XL Program!
Pablo and Gibsons coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit.
Pace yourself you have all day to be evil!
Pace yourself, you have all day to screw up!
Pachelbel - The Round of Music!
Pacific Bell Is Proud To Offer FREE Call Waiti+ng*x*%@#NO CARRIER
Pacific Grove, CA - "molesting" butterflies can result in a $500 fine
Pacific Northwest hackers DO IT with loggin' sorts.
Pack the bags. We're going on a guilt trip.
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun. -- Auden
Pack up your Tribbles in your old kit bag
Pack up your troubles. [*] Are we leaving? [*] It's a song title, Spock.
Pack your bags, were going on a guilt trip.
Packard Bell equipment, Taco Bell warranty
Packed File corrupt.
Packed file corrupt: appoint special prosecutor? [Y/n]
Packed with cops, this movie really satisfies - Tom Servo
Packers GM on the phone.. "I don't care what it takes!! Get me Ki-Jana!"
PacketBoy IS the e-mail reader of choice!
PacketBoy puts it right on the doormat!
PacketBoy: (DataBase) (Multimedia) (Spellcheck) (Wow)
PacketBoy: Bicycle not included
PacketBoy: Even Beavis and Butthead can use it
PacketBoy: He rides a bike. He's lean and mean
PacketBoy: Luxuriantly hand-crafted from Windows.
PacketBoy: So is this neat or what?!
PacketBoy: Take a test drive. Fell it handle the mail
PacketBoy: The e-mail adventure has just begun!
PacketBoy: The new kid in town
PacketBoy: There's no one way to do it. Keep it loose
PacketBoy: This changes everything
PacketBoy: This kid's got the right stuff!
Packets 'n' readers 'n' doors, oh my!
Packets and Trivia and Doors, oh my!
Packled Borg: We look for things. Things to assimilate.
Packleds DO IT With Borrowed Parts
Packrat"s credo: "I have no use for it, but I hate to see it go to waste."
Packwood is a hands on boss.
Pacts with the devil aren't legally binding.
Pacup your Tribbles in your old kit bag
Pad nauseam: home sick.
Padded walls scratch your nose when wearing a Straight Jacket.
Paddling up the mighty Mystic without a paddle card.
Paddling with one oar
Pagan Barbie! (wand, athame, incense, pentacle sold separately)
Pagan Missionary
Pagan Problem #6:  which deity's name to call out during sex?
Pagan Redneck: A combined Maypole Dance/Tractor Pull is fun
Pagan Redneck: A wet T-shirt contest chooses your HPS for you
Pagan Redneck: All of your coveners share the same last name
Pagan Redneck: Altar has a gun rack
Pagan Redneck: Annointing oil smells a lot like Old Spice
Pagan Redneck: Beltane partner has buck teeth
Pagan Redneck: Beltane partner smokes a corn cob pipe
Pagan Redneck: Broom has four-wheel drive and SC plates
Pagan Redneck: Cakes and wine means RC Cola and Moonpies
Pagan Redneck: Call their HP Lord Billy Bob
Pagan Redneck: Can play "The Burning Times" on the banjo
Pagan Redneck: Celebrates the autumn harvest with beer nuts
Pagan Redneck: Chalice is a mug with Budweiser on it
Pagan Redneck: Circle dance includes the words dosey doe
Pagan Redneck: Circle opening chant is "Dixie"
Pagan Redneck: Closing ends with "Y'all come back now"
Pagan Redneck: Cone of power comes from Dairy Queen
Pagan Redneck: Considers chewing tobacco to be a sacred herb
Pagan Redneck: Coven meetings are held at the Deja Vu
Pagan Redneck: Coven-stead is propped up on cinder blocks
Pagan Redneck: Familiar is named Duke or Beau or Ol' Blue
Pagan Redneck: Fills their chalice from a keg
Pagan Redneck: Goddess has hair like Reba McEntire
Pagan Redneck: Goddess picture says "Miss September"
Pagan Redneck: Invocation starts with "Y'all"
Pagan Redneck: Measures wisdom by the length of a beard
Pagan Redneck: Owns the "Limited Edition" Marlboro Tarot Deck
Pagan Redneck: Pisces makes you think of bass fishing
Pagan Redneck: Prays nightly to the god of big tires
Pagan Redneck: Reached 3rd degree but not the 3rd grade
Pagan Redneck: Refers to south as the "lower 40"
Pagan Redneck: Ritual robe doubles as hunting camos
Pagan Redneck: Ritual robe has a Confedarate flag on it
Pagan Redneck: Ritual wine comes from a still
Pagan Redneck: Ritual wine is Maddog 20/20 or Jim Beam
Pagan Redneck: Saggittarius makes you think of bow hunting
Pagan Redneck: Spirit critter is a 'possum
Pagan Redneck: The Charge begins "If ya'all need somethin'"
Pagan Redneck: Their God statue looks like Elvis
Pagan Redneck: Thinks Brooks and Dunn are the Gemini Twins
Pagan Redneck: Thinks John Deer is the Lord of the Harvest
Pagan Redneck: Wand of Power is a cattle prod
Pagan Redneck: West quarter is the out-house
Pagan Redneck: Worships the gods of cheap beer and Nascar
Pagan Redneck: Your God statue looks like Elvis
Pagan Redneck: Your ritual wine is Maddog 20/20 or Jim Beam
Pagan Redneck: Your robes originate at K-Mart
Pagan Terran lesbian pro-choice radical non-conformist. Questions?
Pagan and Proud
Pagan tip #253:  Don't try astral projection in the tub.
Pagan tip #254:  Accentuate the positive.
Pagan to Christian: "How many TIMES have you been
Pagan's make the best friends. They worship the ground you walk on!!
Pagan: Sh*t happens by will of the gods: accept it
Pagan: n. A person whose religion is different from the speakers.
Pagan? Not me! I have enough trouble with *one* god!
Paganini: Din in a gap
Paganism - **** happens to make the flowers grow
Paganism, the choice of a new (and old) generation
Paganism- Christanity without the guilt.
Paganism: the gods to have, when you're having more than one.
Pagans & heretics & witches, oh my!
Pagans DO IT in a circle
Pagans DO IT in the Woad
Pagans DO IT with mother earth.
Pagans are Born again, and again, and again
Pagans are born again...and again...and again...
Pagans are wary of large groups of Christians bearing torches.
Pagans do it
Pagans do it in a circle.
Pagans do it in the woad.
Pagans do it like magic.
Pagans do it.
Pagans have Rites too!
Pagans have better sects
Pagans!  and Heathens!  and Witches!   Oh, my!!!
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Paged/swapped out.
Paget saw an Irish tooth, Sir, in a waste gap
Paging Agent Gordon...urgent message on your pawphone
Paging Dr. Benway, white courtesy phone.
Paging Dr. F! - Frank
Paging Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard
Paging Mr. Sharkey, white courtesy telephone, please
Paging"Jimmy Hoffa, call your office."
Pah lay vooh fransayh?
Pah, catfish!  Can't hit what you can't see! -- Sea Change
Paid for by Dragonstar Excursions.
Paid for by the Committee to Scare Your Pants Off
Paid for by the Oklahoma City chapter of the Buffalo Bills Fan Club!
Paid for by the commitee to bring back The Guardians
Paid for my wife's breast implants. I put my money where my mouth is.
Paid my auto insurance. Had to sell the car to DO IT!
Paid off?  What does that mean?
Paid your commission up front, I see. Dr. Niles Crane
Pain - finally, something we can depend on
Pain Farr:  Vulcan S&M
Pain Farr: Vulcan Sex, but doing it wrong!
Pain Farr: Vulcan sex done incorrectly.
Pain Killers - By N. L. Gesic
Pain Relief  - By Ann L. Gesick
Pain Relief: Ann L. Gesick
Pain and PLeasure are just a matter of reference.
Pain and Pleasure is a matter of reference
Pain and pleasure are a matter of referance.
Pain in My Body: Otis Leghurts
Pain in the ***! is what I call this
Pain is SUCH a rush!- Bachelor Party
Pain is a part of all life.  Misery is at your option.
Pain is a part of life.  Misery is an option
Pain is a poison I digest. - Collective Soul
Pain is a thing of the mind.  The mind can be controlled. - Spock
Pain is a thing of the mind.  The mind can be controlled. -- Spock, "Operation -- Annihilate!"
Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really *hurts*. - Grin
Pain is forgotten; insult lingers on.
Pain is good. It lets you know your still alive
Pain is implicit in mortality. - Jeff Cooper
Pain is inevitable, but misery is optional.
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.  -- Kathleen Casey Theisen
Pain is inevitable.  Misery, however, is an option.
Pain is inevitable.  Suffering is optional.<Thiesen>
Pain is inevitable; misery, however, is optional
Pain is just God's way of hurting you.
Pain is just nature's way of telling you you're alive.
Pain is just your body's way of saying "system error."
Pain is nature's way of telling you not to do something
Pain is necessary, misery is optional
Pain is no evil unless it conquers us. - Charles Kingsley
Pain is so close to pleasure everybody knows.
Pain is temporary...Glory is forever
Pain is the breaking of the shell enclosing your understa
Pain is the root of knowledge.<Weil>
Pain is the touchstone of spiritual progress.
Pain is your body's way of saying, "Hey!  Stop that!"
Pain n. Telling a Klingon his mother wears pink slippers!
Pain of child birth; preview of things to come.
Pain, pain is all he wants.  And hate, yes hate.
Pain.....your body's way of saying "Hey, stop that!"
Pain:  Klingon mating rituals.
Pain:  Telling a Klingon his mother wears combat boots.
Pain: Finally something on which we can depend.
Pain: Telling a klingon his mother wears lipstick
Pain: giving a Klingon a noogie.
Pain: n. Telling a Klingon his mother DOESN'T wear combat boots
Pain: slidding down 100' rasor blade into pool of alcohol
Pain? PAIN?!? You want pain? I'll give you pain!
Painful... Getting rear-ended by a unicorn
Painfully heterosexual, but not bunged up about it.
Painless Dentistry (Formerly Painful Dentistry)
Painless Steal Tagline
Pains of love be sweeter far. Than all other pleasures are.  - Jon Dryden
Paint "Salman Rushdie lives here" on Barney's front porch.
Paint a Trabant in red - sell it to Albania as a Ferrari.
Paint a number on her head and Sinead's a billiard ball.
Paint baboon bottoms; leave no stern untoned
Paint has no value, till you put it on a canvas
Paint it Octarine: the color of magic.
Paint it blue again, Tom said reassuringly.
Paint never looks the same on the wall as it does on the color chart.
Paint the hind ends of all the ships. Leave no stern untoned.
Paint:  substance to apply before using paint remover.
Paintball?  No.  But my cat plays hairball.
Paintballers do it at high velocities
Painted lady, don't you do those dirty deeds. (Electric Light Orchestra)
Painters DO IT out in the field w/brightly colored sticky substances.
Painters do it to fill in the cracks.
Painters do it with longer strokes.
Pairanoia: The fear of being smothered between 48 DD's.
Pajamas, jazz & communism - Crow
Pajamas:  Item of clothing laid by the bed in case of fire
Pakled Invention: Sugar coated insulin.
Pakled Prunes: Things to make you go.
Pakled laxatives? Things to make us go!
Pakled/Picard/Borg:  We Look for Shakespeare to Assimilate.
Pakleds : We look for things, things to kill Wesley with.
Pakleds' favorite song: Things That Make You Go! HMMM!
Pal, help me find the secret button -Crow to Dr.Forrester
Paladin Orcs get +2 to hit against neutral clerics.
Paladin:  Canned food for dragons
Paladins DO IT Good.
Paladins Do It Reverently.
Paladins do it good or not at all.
Paladins do it lawfully good.
Paladins do it perfectly.
Paladins don't do it.
Paladins is *sooooo* stupid! - many games, many times.
Palance on Palance: Believe It Or Not - Mike
Pale ink beats a good memory.
Paleontoloically speaking, there's enough Parasaurolophus.
Palestenian and Norwegian wed.  First child?  Yassir Yubetcha.
Palimony -- why buy the bull when you can milk him for free? 
Palimony suits are unjust in a society where abortion is a right.
Palindrome - "Amen" I call if I fill a cinema.
Palindrome - "Do nine men interpret?"     "Nine men," I nod.
Palindrome - 'Tis Ivan, on a visit.
Palindrome - A dog!  A panic in a pagoda.
Palindrome - A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.
Palindrome - A mock coma.
Palindrome - Able was I ere I saw Elba.
Palindrome - Ah, Satan sees Natasha.
Palindrome - Allar munum ralla.  [Icelandic]
Palindrome - Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
Palindrome - Dennis Krats and Edna Stark sinned.
Palindrome - Desserts stressed.
Palindrome - Detartrated.  (a contrived chemical name)
Palindrome - Do Good's deeds live on?  No, Evil's deeds do, O God!
Palindrome - Drowsy sword.
Palindrome - Ebro e Otel, ma Amleto e orbe.  [Italian]
Palindrome - Egad!  Alas!  A salad age!
Palindrome - Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age.
Palindrome - Eros?  Sidney, my end is sore!
Palindrome - Evil I did dwell;  lewd did I live.
Palindrome - Funeral - Real fun.
Palindrome - Gateman sees name, garageman sees name tag.
Palindrome - Harass Sarah!
Palindrome - He lived as a devil, eh?
Palindrome - I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori.
Palindrome - I, madam, I made radio!  So I dared!  Am I mad?  Am I?
Palindrome - If I had a hi-fi.
Palindrome - Kanakanak.  (near Dellingham, Alaska)
Palindrome - Lepers repel.
Palindrome - Lew Otto has a hot towel.
Palindrome - Lion oil.
Palindrome - Ma is as selfless as I am.
Palindrome - Madam in Eden, I'm Adam.
Palindrome - Mr. Alarm.
Palindrome - Neder sit Wort; trow tis Reden.  [Dutch]
Palindrome - Niagara, O roar again!
Palindrome - No evil Shahs live on.
Palindrome - No garden, one dragon
Palindrome - No lemons, no melon.
Palindrome - No trace - not one carton.
Palindrome - No word, no bond, row on.
Palindrome - No, it is open on one position.
Palindrome - Nurse, I spy gypsies!  Run!
Palindrome - Oh who was it I saw, oh who?
Palindrome - Pa's a sap.
Palindrome - Pacer race car recap!
Palindrome - Pam, draw a ward map.
Palindrome - Pepsi is PEP.
Palindrome - Pull up if I pull up.
Palindrome - Rats drown in Wordstar.
Palindrome - Red rum, sir, is murder.
Palindrome - Reflog a golfer.
Palindrome - Rise to vote, sir.
Palindrome - Saippuakivikauppias.  (Finnish word for a dealer in lye)
Palindrome - Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas.
Palindrome - Sex at Noon taxes.
Palindrome - Sit on a pan, Otis.
Palindrome - Snug & raw was I ere I saw war & guns.
Palindrome - So many dynamos.
Palindrome - Some men interpret nine memos.
Palindrome - Step on no pets.
Palindrome - Straw?  No, too stupid a fad.  I put soot on warts.
Palindrome - Taem, no Devil lived on meat.
Palindrome - Tell Abe to vote ballet.
Palindrome - Ten animals I slam in a net.
Palindrome - Too hot to hoot.
Palindrome - Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Palindrome - Was it a rat I saw?
Palindrome alert:  Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog!
Palindrome isn't one.
Palindrome tagline - enilgat emordnilaP
Palindrome  Dog, as a devil deified, lived as a god
Palindrome  Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas
Palindrome:  No evil sex at noon; taxes live on.
Palindrome:  Snug & raw was I ere I saw war & gun.
Palindrome:  Ten animals I slam in a net.
Palindrome:  Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Palindrome:  Won't lovers revolt now?
Palindrome: "Nora, a raft!" "Is is far, Aaron?"
Palindrome: A Toyota
Palindrome: A dog! A panic in a pagoda.
Palindrome: A dog, a plan, a canal.  Pagoda!
Palindrome: Detartrated (a contrived chemical name).
Palindrome: Diamond light, Odo, doth gild no maid!
Palindrome: Emil's niece, in slime
Palindrome: Evil I did dwell; lewd did I live.
Palindrome: Go hang a salami! I'm a lasagna hog!
Palindrome: God, a red nugget! A fat egg under a dog
Palindrome: I madam, I made radio! So I dared! Am I mad? Am I?
Palindrome: I moan, "Live on, O evil Naomi!"
Palindrome: Kanakanak (near Dellingham, Alaska).
Palindrome: Last egg gets Al.
Palindrome: Lepers repel.
Palindrome: Level
Palindrome: Live sex in a Toyota nixes evil.
Palindrome: Ma, I say! Lee's as eely as I am!
Palindrome: Madam, I'm Adam.
Palindrome: Madam, in Eden, I'm Adam
Palindrome: Malayalam (language of the Malayali in Kerala, so. India).
Palindrome: Mr. Owl ate my metal worm.
Palindrome: No evil sex at noon; taxes live on.
Palindrome: No trace - not one carton.
Palindrome: Now Ned, I am a maiden nun Ned, I am a maiden won!
Palindrome: Pacer race car recap!
Palindrome: Palindromic taglines are not on erase nilgatci mordnilap!
Palindrome: Pam laid a dial map.
Palindrome: Pepsi is PEP
Palindrome: Race car
Palindrome: Radar
Palindrome: Rats live on no evil star.
Palindrome: Redivider.
Palindrome: Reflog a golfer.
Palindrome: Releveler (won't work with British spelling though).
Palindrome: Rise, sir lap dog. God, pal, rise sir.
Palindrome: Saippuakivikauppias (Finnish word for a dealer in lye).
Palindrome: Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas.
Palindrome: Sex at noon taxes.
Palindrome: Snug & raw was I ere I saw war & guns.
Palindrome: Stressed desserts
Palindrome: Taem, no Devil lived on meat.
Palindrome: Tell Abe to vote ballet.
Palindrome: Ten animals I slam in a net.
Palindrome: Toot
Palindrome: Top spot
Palindrome: Wanna tan? Naw
Palindrome: Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Palindrome: Won't lovers revolt now?
Palindrome? Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas.
Palindromeemordinlap
Palindromic recipes are for roferas enilgat cimordnilap
Palindromic taglines are not on erase nilgatci mordnilap!
Palindrone -  Oh who was it I saw, oh who?
Palistinian Suicide Squad to the recue.  Ready!  Suicide!  Arggggh
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium.
Palm Bay Florida: Decades of tradition unimpeded by progress.
Palm Bay, Florida, USA, Sol 3, Sector 4, Quadrant 2, Milky Way.
Palm Beach County:  So nice, we let you vote twice.
Palm Beach County:  We put the "duh" in Florida.
Palm Farr: If PeeWee Herman was a Vulcan
Palm Farr: Vulcan sex with PeeWee Herman.
Palm Springs University-more than 100 degrees available
Palm readers do it with your hand.
Palmgreasity - A maitre D's attitude
Palmolive oil: Use it for salads or cooking or dishwashing.
Pals excuse you when you make a fool of yourself
Palsy could get a gynecologist arrested
Paluckoo stew sticks to your ribs; Paluckoo doo sticks to
Palukoos taste better when fed on a diet of Tribbles
Pam laid a dial map.
Pam's Law of Group Insurance:  The illness you come down with is<>the one ailment your company-covered insurance does not cover
Pam, draw a ward map.   The Palindromic Pig
Pamela Lee is officially in love with @N@
Pamela, never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.
Pamplona, Spain the annual running of the goats - Crow
Pamtim lepe trenutke, a ona se nicega ne seca
Pan - god of critics
Pan Am is still in MY heart
Pan Amime - Motions airline attendant does while another explains
Pan Posieden Dionysus Cernunous Mithrus Loki...  Apollo
Pan up! - Crow on floor level shot of girl taking shower
PanAnubisDionysusOsirisRaCernunnosBaphomet
Panama driving: All garbage goes out the window immediately.
Panama driving: At all costs, don't spill your beer.
Panama: Relax!!!  Thats how a scorpion says "Thanks for the shelter".
Panama: Why did all of those one day strikes seem to fall on Mondays?
Panasia BBS: Internet/EchoMail; No fee & Minimum red tape
Panda Farr:  Vulcan sex  uh, never mind.
Pandaemonium, the capital of Hell in Paradise Lost by John Milton [1608-1674] 
Pandemonium doesn't reign here... It pours!
Pandemonium doesn't reign here... It pours!
Pandemonium! BBS - Where those who know don't ask
Pandora's Box...Intel was Inside.
Pandora's Law: Never open a box you didn't close yourself.
Pandora's Rule: Never open a box you didn't close
Pandora, Earth Goddess
Pandora, get away from that box!!
Pandora:  we know all about her box.
Pane Farr:  Vulcan sex in glass houses
Pane Farr: A Vulcan peeping Tom
Pane Farr: Vulcan sex in a glass house.
Panem et circenses
Pang Farr:  Vulcan sex while incredibly hungry.
Pangalactic Gargleblaster or Old Mink? Your choice.
Panhandler: Unaffiliated applicant for private-sector funding
Panic [in large, friendly letters] ... origin: an utterly
Panic crept up on him with its cloak open and gathered him in
Panic is never encountered by a Scout who's prepared.
Panic must be done in an orderly fashion!
Panic now - avoid the rush!
Panic now, and avoid the pre-examination rush
Panic! Walk around in ever-decreasing
Panic, n. - The first time you can't do it a second time
Panic, n. - The second time you can't do it the first time
Panic: Not enough memory to shut down
Panic: can't find  rm --rf *
Panic: ifree: freeing free inodes
Panic: kernel trap (ignored)
Panic: when you discover that you look like your Dad
Panicky violence does not a Probationer make
Pansy - someone who likes his vice versa.
Pant Farr:  Vulcan sex with your clothes on
Pant Farr: Exhausting Vulcan sex.
Pant Farr: Vulcan sex when you're winded.
Pant Farr: Vulcan sex with your clothes on.
Panther(TM) is a reg'd Trademark of Pink Panther
Panthyr for Moderator! Yay!
Panthyr's Tagline Foundry and Riverside Plasma Center
Panties are irrelevant! --Sharon Stone of Borg
Panties aren't the best thing in the world, but they're next to it.
Panties conceal nature's most deadly weapon.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
Panties, n. - Maybe not the best thing in the world, but next to it!
Panties: Not best thing, just close to it!
Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to it
Panties: not the best thing in life, but next to it
Panties: not the best thing in the world, but next to it.
Pantomime, n. - The art of boring an audience without speaking
Pantomimists do it silently.
Pantone 666 - color of the beast
Pants are always optional, but recommended for you
Pants... thank you! - Sam, "M.I.A"
Pants... thank you! - Sam, "M.I.A"
Pants.Zip Not Found: <A>bort <R>etry <P>ee anyway?
Pants:  Trousers' country cousins.
Pantuso's First Law:  The book you spent $14.95 for today will<>come out in paperback tomorrow
Pantyhose = software: free installation available.
PaooOGET - Dead, Deceased, Expired
Pap smear - a fatherhood test
Papa Smurf for President; his neigbours for Congress
Papa was a rollin' stone
Papa! A quoi a sert "Format C:" ?
Papal Decree - No masturbating in the afterlife
Paparazzi DO IT to the rich and famous
Paper Towels? I thought it was bathroom tissue for big -
Paper a$$holes: gummed paper reinforcements -U.S.Navy
Paper a*sholes: gummed reinforcements -U.S.Navy
Paper burns, but the words fly away.   Ben Joseph Akiba
Paper can't wrap up a fire. - Chinese Proverb
Paper clip: The larval stage of a coat hanger
Paper clips are the larvae stage of coat hangers.
Paper cut; Insulting Tagline.
Paper hangers do it vertically.
Paper is always strongest at its perforations
Paper is always strongest at the perforations.  -- Corry
Paper is no longer available, wipe your ass with an owl
Paper is paper, gold and silver are money!
Paper or plastic bags:  Who cares, I'm "BI-SACKS-UAL!"
Paper or plastique, Mr. Qadaifi ?
Paper plates again ... next them d*mned powdered eggs!
Paper tagline, or plastic?
Paper will put up with anything that's written on it
Paper? You mean you print things on DEAD TREES? Yuck!
PaperBoy is almost finished. Wish OS/2 was.
Paperclips are the embryo form of clothes hangers.
Paperless Office: Your stall in the bathroom!
Paperless office
Papers, Papers, Where's the starting point?
Paperweights - The only way to keep bills down.
Paperwork - you want it wadded or in roll form?
Pappa's got a brand new bag...of fish! - The Tick
Papsmear:  Fatherhood test.
Par polka: Dance follow-through some golfers make when teeing off.
Para cuando E-SCREEN v3.01?... Pronto, muy pront
Parachute School Dropout
Parachute for Sale ! Used only once, never opened, small stain.
Parachute for sale. Used once, never opened. One red stain.
Parachutes only work when they are open
Parachuting  - By Hugo First
Parachuting: Hugo First
Parachutists daughter, but she was free-4-all
Parade the ox and start the flood - Course of Empire
Paradigms - you know what they say, "shift happens."
Parading around in that revealing sweater - Tom
Paradise : two cubes with dots on them
Paradise Motel: Jimmy Swaggart's Home for Wayward Girls!
Paradise by the dashboard light.
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now ... only much, much better.
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now ... only much, much better. -- Laurie Anderson
Paradise is exactly like where you are, only MUCH, MUCH better. -- Anderson
Paradise is where I am.  -- Voltaire
Paradise sucked the big one. - Mary Draganis
Paradise sucks - Beavis
Paradise!  Prepare for...deconstruction!
Paradise:  Can it be all that I heard it was? 
Paradox - 2 things ya tie yer boat to
Paradox - n., that which is not a paradox
Paradox 1: Free will and predestination co-exist
Paradox is the apostle of sedition in the Kingdom of Orthodoxy
Paradox, n: Two physicians
Paradox:  Enterprise security officers versus Imperial Stormtroopers.
Paradox:  Two MDs.
Paradox:  two physicians
Paradox:  when premature insight clashes with prevailing nonsense.
Paradox: A very small medical group.
Paradox: An assistant to PhDs
Paradoxical Quote: Taglines are for Morons!
Paragraph. Paragraph. Paragraph. Paragraph. Paragraph. -David Moser
Paragraphs are your *friend*
Paralell Universe Parking - Tom on old 40s era cars
Paralell Universe Parking... -- Tom Servo
Parallel Minor - A music student who is as tall as his instructor
Parallel Paths:  Death and Homosexuality!
Parallel lines DO meet, but only incognito
Parallel lines never meet unless you bend one or both of them.
Parallel parked in a diagonal universe.
Parallel processors share the task.
Parallel. A parallel universe. Kirk
Paralysed from the neck up
Paralysis through analysis
Paralyze Resistance with Persistence
Paralyze:  The checks in the mail and Trust Me.
Paralyze:  The checks in the mail and Trust Me.
Paralyzed from the neck up.
Paramedics are patient people.
Paramedics can revive anything.
Paramedics save lives, EMT's clean suction units.
Paramedics save lives....EMTs still drive the ambulance!
Paramedics save lives...EMT's clean suction units
Paramedics save lives...EMT's still drive the ambulance!
Parameters! We don' need no steenking parameters!!
Paramount bastards! Ye killed my Capt'n! - Scott
Paramount has given in to temptation. I don't like DS9. - Michael S
Paranoia (n) the feeling that a tagline is about you
Paranoia (n): the belief that this tagline is about you
Paranoia - Believing this tagline is about you
Paranoia Poster child for 1994.
Paranoia doesn't mean the whole world isn't out to get you
Paranoia doesn't mean the whole world really isn't out to
Paranoia is OK. If they're really out to get you
Paranoia is a Positive survival trait!
Paranoia is a man's worst friend.
Paranoia is healthy if they ARE out to get you!
Paranoia is heightened awareness
Paranoia is knowing all the facts.   William S. Burroughs
Paranoia is nothing to be afraid of!!
Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.
Paranoia is when you think these are about you.
Paranoia isn't as much fun as it used to be.
Paranoia must run in your species, Odo -- Quark
Paranoia n: Fear of being watched. Who'd bother with _You_?! Oh, THEM!!
Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep...
Paranoia virus: deletes all files & replaces them with duplicates
Paranoia:  Believing this tagline is written about you.
Paranoia:  Not an attitude but a way of life.
Paranoia:  The feeling that this tagline is about you
Paranoia: A healthy understanding of the nature of the universe
Paranoia: Believing this Tagline is written about you
Paranoia: Believing this recipe is about you.
Paranoia: Not an attittude but a way of life.
Paranoia: Two fears for the price of one.
Paranoia: Yugo Owner with THE CLUB.
Paranoia: n. fear of white designer jackets that close from behind.
Paranoia: n. fear of white designer jackets with 52 inch sleeves!
Paranoia: the feeling that a tagline is about you.
Paranoia:n. fear of being watched. Who'd bother with _You_?! Oh, THEM!
Paranoia? Hell, no. Heightened awareness is more like it
Paranoid (n.) One that is badly in touch with reality.
Paranoid - someone who has all the facts
Paranoid -- Black Sabbath
Paranoid = Paranoid Tags
Paranoid BBS:  All the nodes are out to get YOU
Paranoid Club meeting this Friday.  Now ... just try to find out where!
Paranoid Delusions can affect Anyone, at least that's what THEY told me!
Paranoid Taglines are hard to find. They run and hide
Paranoid recruitment drive: tell a Ranger fan about the Illuminati.
Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies 2 to 1!
Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least two to one.
Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies two to 1!
Paranoid, I melt into myself.
Paranoid:  "Keep that guy away from my cocaine."
Paranoid:  One who is really in touch with reality
Paranoid:  Someone who just figured out what's going on
Paranoid:  Yugo Owner with THE CLUB
Paranoid:  two geeks
Paranoid: One who has just figured out what's going on.
Paranoid: two geeks
Paranoid?  Me?  Who said that...?
Paranoid?  Me?  Who told you to say that? Garibaldi, B5
Paranoid?  Who me?  What?  Where?  How?  Why?  Help!
Paranoid?  Why should _I_ be paranoid?
Paranoid? Me? Who wants to know?
Paranoid? Why should *I* be paranoid? - D. Wolf
Paranoids Anonymous.  "Stop reading my taglines!"
Paranoids are dangerous - we have to keep track of them
Paranoids are justified.
Paranoids are never alone.
Paranoids are people too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticise,
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too
Paranoids have enemies, too.
Paranormal; Beyond the realm of the normal.(see note above)
Parapet: Two Dogs.
Parapsychology, n. - Science qua seance
Paras... I know a good tag line when I steal one
Parasites--what makes them tick?
Parasitic Drag:  Pilot who bums rides and whines
Paratime Elevator - when it HAD to be there Yesteryear!
Paratroopers DO IT by vertical insertion
Paratroopers do it by vertical insertion.
Paratroopers go deeper, last longer, and pack a heavier load
Pardo's First Postulate: Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening
Pardon *my* gender-type, but after you."--Mulder to a b/tch (PM)
Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any Barbie Dolls?
Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any Blue GP-38's?
Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any Blue Poupon?
Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any Blue Poupon? ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any Gray Poupon?
Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any Grey Poupon? ___ Blue W
Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any Yellow Poupon?
Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any noodles?
Pardon Me, But do You Have Any Reg mustard? All I have is
Pardon Me, But do You Have Any Reg mustard? All I have is Blue Poupon?
Pardon me boy - is this the lair of great Cthulhu?
Pardon me but I am chasing Ancestors!
Pardon me but would you have any Blue Poupon?
Pardon me for breathing, which I don't do anyways
Pardon me if my ignorance is showing, but who is Heinlein?
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
Pardon me while I barf
Pardon me while I check with God.
Pardon me while I go throw up
Pardon me while I just squeeze in here. -- Odo
Pardon me while I laugh
Pardon me while I pluck that beam from your eye
Pardon me while I snag your recipe
Pardon me while I steal a mirror
Pardon me while I steal your tagline
Pardon me while I whip this out
Pardon me!  Where  did  you get the idea  that  the  whistle pulls the train???
Pardon me, @FN@, is that the kat who chewed your new shoes?
Pardon me, @TOFIRST@ - Would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?
Pardon me, Gord. Would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?
Pardon me, I find your existence offensive; please die.
Pardon me, I think the floor is this way. *thump* - Jeff Hancock
Pardon me, I'm a beta tester for a designer drug lab
Pardon me, I've been BBSing.
Pardon me, I've been smoking DSZ docs.
Pardon me, I've got someone to kill
Pardon me, Orville - Would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?
Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?
Pardon me, are you in heat?!
Pardon me, but are reason and logic allowed here?
Pardon me, but are those stretch marks around your mouth?
Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
Pardon me, but did you say `Blessed are the cheesemakers'?
Pardon me, but do you have any (ClCH2CH2)2S?
Pardon me, but do you have any Earl Grey Pupon?
Pardon me, but do you have any Gagh Poupon?
Pardon me, but do you have any grey tampons?
Pardon me, but do you know what it means to be TRULY ONE with your BOOTH!
Pardon me, but does your dog bite? --Inspector Clousseau.
Pardon me, but does your menkey bite?  <Inspector Clouseau>
Pardon me, but is that Grey Poupon on those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing?
Pardon me, but what's this fish doing in my ear?
Pardon me, but would you happen to have any Blue Poupon?
Pardon me, but would you have any Gagh Poupon?
Pardon me, but would you have any original Taglines?
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
Pardon me, but your Freudian slip is showing.
Pardon me, but your broom is double parked
Pardon me, but your shoe is ringing
Pardon me, did you drop your wrestler? - Mike
Pardon me, do you have any Earl Grey Poupon?
Pardon me, do you have any Heinz Pickled Herring?
Pardon me, do you have any grey poop on?
Pardon me, is that a real duck?
Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants
Pardon me, may I borrow your Wobbly Goblin?
Pardon me, my brain is clogged with bong resin
Pardon me, ordinary citizen! - EWJ
Pardon me, pardon me. - Odo
Pardon me, please.  I just regained consciousness
Pardon me, please. Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
Pardon me, sir, but are reason  and  logic allowed in this echo?
Pardon me, sir, you're bad entertainment.  W. <Shakespeare>
Pardon me, sir, you're bad entertainment. - Shakespeare
Pardon me, sir, you're bad tagline entertainment. W. Tagspeare
Pardon me, son, she ain't no kid.
Pardon me, the cheese slipped off my cracker for a moment
Pardon me, there's a cat on my keyboard.
Pardon me, waiter. I like my water diluted.
Pardon me, what pickup line works best with you?
Pardon me, which way to the casual sex?
Pardon me, you seem to have mistaken me for someone you can mess with.
Pardon me, your horse is on fire!
Pardon me-it appears my mind is out at the moment-leave a message.
Pardon me.  Attempts to define 'God' cause one to break out in hives
Pardon me.  Did you drop your wrestler? -- Mike Nelson
Pardon me.  I find your existence offensive; please die.
Pardon me.. I have been smoking DSZ docs!
Pardon me...    I lost my mind there for a second
Pardon me...  Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Pardon me... do you have any Blue Poupon?
Pardon me...Do you have any Double Coupons?
Pardon me:  weren't the Borg originally from the Delta Quad?
Pardon me; I believe you're sitting on my banana.
Pardon my circumlocutions, I seem to be soliloquizing.
Pardon my driving -- I'm reloading right now
Pardon my driving, I'm reloading
Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload and dropped my bullets.
Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload on the move.
Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload!
Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload. - Janier
Pardon my driving, officer, I was trying to reload!
Pardon my driving... I don't have a licence
Pardon my driving... I'm trying to reload, eh?
Pardon my driving; I'm trying to reload. --Ambulance Driver.
Pardon my hipness - Tom as cheesy hippy character
Pardon my hipness. -- Tom Servo
Pardon my ignorintz
Pardon my rubber. -- Mulder
Pardon my spandex - Mike as girl disrobes
Pardon my spandex. -- Mike Nelson
Pardon our dust...  nonsense under construction
Pardon our existence and we'll pardon yours.
Pardon the scattered thoughts, my neurons are pinging.  :
Pardon this fortune.  Database under reconstruction
Pardon this tagline, my other one got lost in cyberspace!
Pardrobe: A professional golfer's clothing.
Paree', I Give My Life To Thee - By Ben Eaten
Parent's Law:  By the time you're right, you're dead
Parent/Teacher Night: Let's Share The Blame.
Parent: "How many times must I tell you?!?!?" Kid: "Six."
Parental Chat Controls...The Mother of all Vaporware.
Parental Discretion is advised.
Parental units told me I'd have millennia like this.
Parentheses - a bad habit, but I'm trying to bracket.
Parentheticals mean never having to say "It was a JOKE!"
Parenthood is when you're better chaperoned than before the wedding.
Parenthood-Feeding the mouth that bites you!
Parenthood: the longest guilt trip you'll ever take
Parents - People who use the rhythm method
Parents Who Watch Television - Have Kids Who Watch Television
Parents are content when their kids are in bed safe and soundless.
Parents are sure inscrutable, huh? - Calvin
Parents are the bones on which children sharpen their teeth. - Peter Ustinov
Parents are the last people on earth who should have children
Parents become instantly wiser when a teenager turns 21!
Parents didn't, you won't. Sex is like an industrial film covered in fur
Parents dilemma: Sleep? Sex?... Sleep? Sex?... Slee...zzzz
Parents don't get enough appreciation.
Parents don't live longer, it just seems that way
Parents freak out when you have a party with loud music.
Parents have eyes in the backs of their heads.
Parents like stupid things.
Parents never fully appreciate teachers until it rains all weekend
Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have much of anything to do with it
Parents remember everything, whether it happened or not
Parents should come with instructions.
Parents, Make The Call!
Parents.         Couples that practise the rhythm method.
Parents:  One of the hardships of a minor's life
Paris IDIC: Infinite Devotion for Irritating Chakotay
Paris and Neelix 'go' to hell ?  I figure they already are there
Paris of Borg: "Let's assimilate the twins in stellar cartography."
Paris, Humanoid life signs over here. Kim
Paris, did you program him? -Torres
Paris, did you program this guy? Torres
Paris, my crew is coming over. Chakotay
Parity Error ! System Halted !
Parity Error, System Halted, Daves out of coffee, Hit Enter to restart
Parity error -- Turn computer on and off 12 times quickly
Parity errors are a bit too much for me
Park Harpell? Thats Canadian English,this is Canada -Mike
Park Overall is an optimist.
Park the HD?  As in moving it from D to P?
Park your hard disks here!
Park's Law of Insurance Rates and Taxes:  Whatever goes us, stays<>up
Parked his head and forgot where he left it.
Parker's Law:  Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone
Parker's Law: Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes cle
Parker's Law: Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bon
Parking Lot:  A place to keep potholes until needed.
Parking for Wizards Only...all others will be toad.
Parking for Wizards only -- Violators will be toad!
Parking for ticket buyers only. Violators will be ticketed
Parking is for Disabled patrons only. Violators will have their thighs Superglued Together 
Parking is such street sorrow.
Parking is such street sorrow.
Parking is such street sorrow.  Herb Caen
Parking is such street sorrow. -- Mario Andretti
Parking is such street sorrow. Herb Caen
Parking lot - A place where arguments start from scratch
Parking reserved for witches only. Violators will be toad
Parking space - An area that vanishes as you make a U-Turn
Parking: Wizards only!  Violators will be toad!
Parkinson's Fifth Law: If there is a way to delay in important decision, the good bureaucracy, public or private, will find it
Parkinson's First Law: Work expands to fill the time avai
Parkinson's Fourth Law: The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done
Parkinson's Law for Medical Research:  Successful research<>attracts the bigger grant which makes further research<>impossible
Parkinson's Law:  Work expands to fill the time alloted it
Parkinson's Second Law:    Expenditures rise to meet income.
Parkinson's Sixth Law:  The progress of science varies inversely<>with the number of journals published
Parlez vous tagline?
Parliament: "They have what it takes, to get what you got."
Parna masina je pronadjena jer nije mogla neparna.
Parnoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep
Parody error: Cannot locate file WEIRD_AL.EXE
Parrot -  Official Bird of the Tagline echo
Parrot in a raincoat: polyunsaturated.
Parrot:  Official Bird of the Tagline echo.
Parrot:  Official Bird of the recipe echo.
Parrotnoia:  Fear that your parrot is up to something!
Parroty Error: "Polly want a kumquat?"
Parry. Thrust. Parry - Mike as girl awkwardly fights
Parser? Parsnip? - What's the difference? W. Erickson
Parsley farmers: can the IRS garnish their wages?
Parsley farmers: can the IRS garnish their wages? Paul Revere'd the right to bear arms. Will you?
Parsley farmers: can the IRS garnishee their wages?
Parsley is gharsley. -- Ogden Nash
Parsley is just like pubic hair. Push it out of the way, keep eating.
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme...  - Simon & Garfunkle
Parsley, sage, rosemary, strychnine
Parsleycution - Destroying the garnish on your plate, so
Parsleycution - Destroying the garnish on your plate, so no recycling
Parsleymonious, adj.; stingy with the greens
Parson's Law of Passports:  No one is as ugly as their passport photo
Parsons Ammonia:  Cleans your Avenue like nothing else!
Parsons of Borg:  "You cannot resist our instrumentals!"
Part #135246B-6.  Elastic band for 386-33.
Part (2/8), File: "confu.tag", Status: []
Part 2 to a better America: HANG ALL POLITICIANS
Part 2's: The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes To The Bathroom
Part 2: Sheep
Part 2: The Llama
Part 7: Teeth
Part Time Job, full time pay, generous benefits: The Senate of Canada
Part Time Job, full time pay, generous benefits: The U.S. Senate
Part of my job as a coach is to keep the five guys who hate me away from the five guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel
Part of the 57% that didn't vote for Clinton.
Part of the Foundation Trilogy gift set - Dr. Forrester
Part of the art of being a woman is knowing when not to be too much of a
Part of the happiness of life consists not in fighting ba
Part of the happiness of life consists not in fighting battles, but in avoiding them.  A masterly retreat is in itself a victory
Part of the hospital hazing - Joel as guy sprays patients
Part of this tagline is umop apisdn
Part of what you are saying to me is a lie. The rest is painfully true. - a shrink on a Quantum Leap episode
Part parasite, part sabrobe!
Part-time Chocolate Patrol.
Part-time GYN, only on friday nights and weekends
Part-time bandleaders are semiconductors
Part-time musicians are semiconductors
Partays wait for no one.
Parted from me and never parted
Partial nuclear disarmament is like being a little pregnanant
Partially sage, rows Mary in Thames
Participant, SEA War Games 1968-75 (2nd Place)
Participant, Southeast Asia War Games 1949-1975 (2nd Place).
Particle Man!!!!  Particle Man!!!!   Where are you Particle Man?
Particle Man....doing the things a particle can
Particle man fights Tagline man
Particle physicists DO IT energetically.
Particle physicists DO IT with *charm*.
Particle physicists do it energetically.
Parties are no fun when the hostess is exhausted. - Anna Steven
Parties exist, therefore I am.
Parties. The silver lining of higher education!
Parting Shots: Sid Semper Tyrannis
Parting is such sweet sorrow. - Figaro
Parting is such sweet vinigar
Partition your hard drive with Disk Devastater
Partition your hard drive with Disk Mangler.
Partner and Poodle missing!!  Reward for poodle!
Partners are like fires; they go out if left alone
Partnership for a Democrat-Free America
Parts is parts.
Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter.
Parts that cannot be assembled in improper order will be.
Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper ord
Parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus.
Parturition:  Lots of action, what with Janeway's new do.--Micheal
Party On, Dude - By Jill Out
Party On, Dude: Jill Out*
Party On, Dudes and Be Excellent To Each Other!! ....Bill & Ted
Party Time coming soon to a DLBB near you!
Party all night, ohh oh All night long.
Party at Chez Anthony!
Party at Chez Dennis!
Party at Chez Gracie!
Party at Chez James!
Party at Chez Jaunty!!
Party at Chez Jo!
Party at Chez Leman!
Party at Chez Mary!
Party at Chez Mic!
Party at Chez Smoke!
Party at Chez Stephen!
Party at Chez Tammy!
Party at Chez Yvon!
Party at Ground Zero.
Party like a bitch from hell!
Party on @FN@! -- Garth Algar
Party on @TOFIRST@! -- Garth Algar
Party on Dudes!
Party on Wayne!!  Party on Garth!!  Party on Bluewave!!
Party on the Edge of Forever.
Party on, Wayne. Party on, @F.
Party on, Wayne. Party on, @TOFIRST@
Party on, Wayne. Party on, Orville.
Party till you puke
Party till your tongue turns green
Party time!  Excellent!
Party with Spike in ZERO days, June 16th
Party, Party, going to a Party.
Party, Party, going to a Party.
Party, caramba, fiesta forever
Partying is such sweet sorrow
Pas de deux (father of twins)
Pascal -- not worth a nickel
Pascal Programmers do it with Toolboxes!
Pascal Users: The Pascal system will be replaced next Tuesday by Cobol. Please modify your programs accordingly
Pascal Users: To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed
Pascal is Pascal is Pascal is dog meat. -- M. Devine and P. Larson
Pascal is a language for children wanting to be naughty. -- Dr. Kasi Ananthanarayanan
Pascal is like C with a mother watching you
Pascal is not a high-level language
Pascal is not a high-level language  -- Steven Feiner
Pascal keeps your hands tied.  C gives you enough rope to hang yourself
Pascal programmers are blind - They can't C!
Pascal programmers are heap big
Pascal programmers do it on the heap.
Pascal programmers do it with indentations.
Pascal programmers do it with structure.
Pascal programmers don't die, they EXEC without SWAPVECTORS;
Pascal programming is like herding cats.
Pascal, I said it first!
Pascal, n.: A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it
Pascal:  Not Wirth a nickel
Pascal:  What's it Wirth?
Pascal: The compiler won't let you shoot yourself in the foot
Pascal: What's it Wirth?
Pascal: Where men are men and C is nervous!
Pascal: not Wirth a nickel.
Pascal; Medicine for those who get C-sick
Pass The Cinnamon Rolls and Another Cup Of Coffee
Pass by the open WINDOWS
Pass me a flower tortilla, will you? - Tom
Pass me an issue of Captain Napalm, will you?  - - Hobbes
Pass me an issue of Captain Napalm, will you? - Calvin
Pass me an issue of Captain Napalm, will you? - Hobbes
Pass me another shot of Essence of Cute Fuzzy Thing.
Pass me that malted battery acid, would you?
Pass me the rap rod plate captain - Hitchikers
Pass that Amiga over here - this door needs to be propped open
Pass the Beer Nuts, wouldja?
Pass the Jelly Babbies
Pass the Lord and praise the ammunition!!!
Pass the Prozac, please
Pass the Security Off--er--the Jello, please, Sisko.
Pass the Word - eat a Bible!
Pass the beer nuts, you back-ass cracker - Tom
Pass the buck, dear
Pass the cards, said Tom ideally.
Pass the crow, please...(sigh) <CHOMP>  <CHOMP>
Pass the detonator
Pass the garlic ..................please!
Pass the mental floss
Pass the pepto bismol please
Pass the salt and praise the cholesterol!
Pass the spray paint and keep an eye open
Pass the time, pass the data, but don't pass wind!
Pass the waffle syrup--that Clinton guy's on TV again!
Pass the wit of ancient wisdom, pass the Cup of Crimson Wonder.
Pass with care; driver is a Skoal addict
Passacaglia - The Ground of Music!
Passed my urine test!  Hit the bulls-eye 4 out of 5 times!
Passenger side air bag: Rush Limblech in passenger seat
Passing bells and sculpted angels, cold and monumental
Passing bells and sculpted angels, cold and monumental. - Christine
Passing directly from barbarism to decadence
Passing gas is a normal biological function!
Passing motorists honking and yelling "I Had Her!" - Blonde Moments
Passing on curves:  What a beauty-contest judge does
Passion has as much conscience as a worm entering a luscious apple.
Passion is that funny feeling that drives a man to bite a woman's neck because she has beautiful legs
Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.
Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life. -- Eric Hoffer
Passionate hatred can give meaning to an empty life.
Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
Passionate kisses, like a spider's web, can lead to a fly's undoing.
Passive aggression
Password - The nonsense word taped to your monitor.
Password = What you need to say for her to go to bed
Password failure: Bad Password 'spiel', expected Password 'Warlock'
Password- The nonsense word taped to the CRT.
Password:
Password?  I don't need to show you no steenking password
Passwords -- We don' need no stinkin passwords.
Passwords are implemented as a result of insecurity.
Passwords? -- We don' need no steenkin passwords!
Passwords?! We don't need no stinking passwords!!
Past Age 50, if it don't hurt, it don't work.
Past age 40 now... still immature, but decrepit!
Past all thought of 'if' or 'when'... no use resisting!  - Phantom
Past all thought of right or wrong... one final question!  -Phantom
Past experience is always true, do not be mislead by present facts
Past experience should be a guidepost, not a hitching post.
Past of try is tried.  Past of do is done.
Past schoolhouses Take it slow Let the little Shavers Grow. - Burma Shave
Past tense: When you used to be nervous.
Past the mission I smell the roses --Tori Amos
Past the mission, I smell the roses.
Past the mission... behind the prison tower. - Tori Amos
Past the point of no return, no going back now...  - Phantom
Past the point of no return, the final threshold...  - Phantom
Past the point of no return... no backward glances!  - Phantom
Past the school house/take it slow/let the little shavers grow.
Pastaplegic - Person who can't move after eating too much
Paste  here
Paste tagline here
Pasteurize: Something moving across your line of vision.
Pastore's Comment on Michehl's Theorem: Nothing is ultimate.
Pastry: A Hazardous Waist Material
Pasulj sejem, a Fridrih mi nice.
Pat Buchanan is even more evil than Bruce Willis! -- TV's Frank
Pat Buchanan wants a blinder, more Gentile nation
Pat Buchanan wants a blinder, more Gentile nation. [D. Miller]
Pat Buchanan's just trying to be funny.
Pat Buchanon's favorite liberal is Bob Dole
Pat Dukkkanan's Campaign:  Total Recoil II
Pat Farley is to moderators what mosquitos are to campers.
Pat My Facial Hair? - EWJ
Pat Patterson Special: Hot dog in bun
Pat Robertson Virus:  Causes all text to be extremely right-justified
Pat Robertson's just trying to make Christians look bad
Pat is reproducing geometrically, watch out!  Tribbles
Pat said, Put in a recipe. So I did.
Pat, I'd like to buy Vanna a plantation and be her slave
Pat, I'd like to buy a clue
Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel.  Slappy Squirrel, Animaniacs
Patageometry, n.: The study of those mathematical properties that are invariant under brain transplants
Patch as patch can
Patch griefs with proverbs.
Patch griefs with proverbs. -- William Shakespeare, "Much Ado About Nothing"
Patch me into the navigational control of the Runabout. - Picard
Patch yourself
Patented 50s scream - Tom Servo
Patently the Thread organisms will also exhibit anomalies. Avias
Patents for software is patently absurd
Paternal power should consist in affection, not in atrocity
Path = 'down there a ways and to the left'
Path = C:\DOS;C:\DOS\Run;C:\WIN\Crash\DOS;C:\Me\Del\WIN;C:\Me\Use\OS2
Path = Curiouser and Curiouser!
Path = Wandering Considerably.
Path to heaven = C:\jesus
Path=C:\DOS;C:\DOS\Run:C:\WIN\Crash\DOS;C:\Me\Del\WIN;C:\Me\Use\0S2
Path=DeskDrawer;Closet;BoxUnderBed;Bookshelf;..;
Path=DeskDrawer;Closet;BoxUnderBed;Bookshelf;GarbageCan;
Path=DeskDrawer;Closet;BoxUnderBed;Bookshelf;Hamper
Path=look\around\on\hd;desk\drawer;under\desk;hall\closet
Pathetic as usual, @FN@.
Pathetic as usual, He.
Pathetic as usual, Orville
Pathetic as usual, Orville Bullitt.
Pathetic as usual, Orville.
Pathetic earthlings. Who can save you now?
Pathetic excuses made to measure
Pathetic lives, every second someone dies.
Pathetic to hear the president lie like this
Pathetically misguided rootdiggers. -Brain
Pathological liar - see: Hillary Clinton
Pathologists DO IT to death and beyond!
Pathologists DO IT with corpses.<---Disregard. THAT's SICK!
Pathologists do it with corpses.
Pathologists know how to cut loose.
Pathology - the intense study of paths
Paths are many, truth is one.
Patience & Persistence
Patience (n.): A minor form of despair disguised as a virtue.
Patience -- Wait control
Patience HELL! Let's kill something!
Patience Heck, Let's Go Racing
Patience NOW!
Patience abused becomes fury
Patience and time do more than strength or passion
Patience builder: Windows 2.0 on a 4.77 MHz 8088
Patience carries a lot of wait.
Patience has its place, even for werewolves. -- Jalisha
Patience is a Virtue......but I don't have the Time!
Patience is a minor form of despair, disguised as virtue. -- Ambrose Bierce, on qualifiers
Patience is a virgin.
Patience is a virtue possessed by few men and no women.
Patience is a virtue that carries a lot of WAIT!
Patience is a virtue that carries a lot of wait.
Patience is a virtue, also a pain in the
Patience is a virtue, but my XT is killing me
Patience is a virtue, it's just not one of my better virtues
Patience is a virtue. Rutabega is a vegetable.
Patience is bitter but its fruit is sweet.  Hebrews 10:36
Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet. - Aristotle
Patience is important, but being too patient is not good.
Patience is like a virgin, it's never really been tried.
Patience is something I was given in very small doses.
Patience is something that you admire greatly in the driver behind you but not in the one ahead of you
Patience is the ability to countdown before blasting off
Patience is the best remedy for every trouble. -- Titus Maccius Plautus
Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St.Augustine
Patience is waiting for pizza to thaw.  Garfield
Patience my ___, I want to kill something!-Don Horton's motto
Patience my a$$, I wanna kill something!
Patience my a**, I wanna KILL something!!!!!!
Patience my ass, I'm going to kill something.
Patience my ass, I'm going to kill something.    - Janier
Patience unlocks the door to achievment
Patience will achieve more than force.
Patience will come to he who waits for it.
Patience! For the Jedi it is time to eat as well. Eat, eat.  Hot. Good food, hm? Good, hmm? - Yoda
Patience! This operator is undergoing Beta testing
Patience, Highlander. --Ramirez
Patience, Iago! - Jafar
Patience... yeah, yeah... how long will *that* take? - Ed Gruberman
Patience..yeah, yeah...how long will *that* take?
Patience:  A surfer sitting in Walden Pond
Patience: the ability to let your light shine after your fuse is blown.
Patience?   Yeah, right -   how long will THAT take?
Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
Patient may die from bloodtoxification! Alert! 2Lerts 3
Patient waiting is often the highest way of doing God's Will! - Jeremy Collier
Patient woman. Beware! I'm armed and suffering from PMS! Bi-Sexuality
Patients do it feverishly.
Patients do it in bed, sometimes with great pain.
Patrick Long has nearly 4600 Taglines.
Patrick Long has nearly 4600 recipes.
Patrick Long said, 'So shut up already.'
Patrick Long:  Random Genius, Thinker of Sometimes Great Thoughts.
Patrick Roy for President - The Puck stops here!
Patrick Stewart in "Phil McCracken: Scottish Therapist" [SNL 2-5-94]
Patrick Stewart stars in Locutus, Prince of Assimilators
Patrick Stewart stars in The Last Borg Scout
Patrick's back...
Patrick, I recognized your foul stench when I opened my mail packet!
Patrick, have you been in that marijuana gin again?
Patriot Missiles!  When you care enou together
Patriot Missiles!  When you care enough to send the very best.
Patriotism is always the last refuge for the scoundrel.
Patriotism is racism re-sold.
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Patriotism:  Making the other SOB die for *his* country.
Patriotism: The last resort of the scoundrel.
Patriotism: willingness to kill/die for trivial reasons.
Patriots are in the Playoffs!!! YES!
Patton..Ol Blood 'n Guts. Clinton..Ol Cut 'n Run
Patty O'Furniture:  Limbless Irish girl who lives in the back
Patty:  LImbless woman on a barbeque
Paul Anka - The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo!
Paul Anka, P. I. - Crow
Paul Bunyan does it with Babe.
Paul Goverts only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
Paul Haigh-His I's are too close together.
Paul Haigh-When he meets another egotis, it's and I for an I.
Paul Harvey fans always have a good day.
Paul Harvey of Borg:  Resistance is....futile, you will b
Paul Harvey of Borg: Resistance is futile, you will be...assimilated.
Paul Howard 214 Main St. Greenup, Ky. 41144
Paul Keating is our shepherd and we are all flocked
Paul Kienitz, rebel without a clue.
Paul Lynde to block
Paul McCartney seen smooching with Elvis!
Paul McCartney with Hugh: Borg on the Run.
Paul Newman is Sheri Belafonte-Harper - Tom
Paul Revere Net - Because the Gun-grabbers are coming!
Paul Revere Net - But now it's not the British we have to worry about.
Paul Revere Net...1 if by Local, 2 if by D.C
Paul Revere Virus - This revolutionary virus doesn't horse around
Paul Revere virus........ once if by LAN, twice if by C
Paul Revere was a tattle-tail.
Paul Revere'd the Right to Bear Arms.  How about you?
Paul Revere'd the right to bear arms.  Will you?
Paul Revere: "One if by LAN, two if by C..."
Paul Simon Analphabetics' Association: When Letters Get Serious.
Paul Simon Borg: Assimilating with diamonds on the souls of my shoes.
Paul Simon of Borg -  "Cecilia, you're assimilating my heart..."
Paul Simon of Borg:  Assimilation Over Troubled Waters
Paul Simon of Borg:  Still Futile After All These Years
Paul Simon of Borg:  You Can Call Me Hugh
Paul Simon of Borg: "There must be 50 ways to assimilate your lover."
Paul Simon of Borg: Assimilating with diamonds on the souls of my shoes.
Paul Simon of Borg: Assimilation Over Troubled Waters.
Paul Simon of Borg: Cecilia, you're assimilating my heart.
Paul Simon of Borg: Garfunkel is irrelevant.
Paul Simon of Borg: Still Futile After All These Years.
Paul Simon of Borg: Still assimilating after all these years.
Paul Simon of Borg: The 59th Street Assimilation Song
Paul Simon of Borg: There must be 50 ways to assimilate y
Paul Simon of Borg: You Can Call Me Hugh.
Paul Westerberg reminds me of a clown, only funnier. - Ji
Paul fell down, broke his head...and *then* saw a god
Paul has remained Saul after all; the persecutor of God. - Nietzsche
Paul is a dead man, miss him, miss him, miss him.
Paul never used to make deals w/the devil - Joel
Paul of Borg: Gentiles should be assimilated too.
Paul readily bends over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.
Paul said it is better to marry than burn, some wonder.
Paul warned of those who distort the truth in Acts 20:30,31!
Paul's Law: In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.
Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
Paul, did you pull Leslie's pigtail again? No, I pulled the other one.
Paul_Simon of Borg - "There must be 50 ways to assimilate your lover."
Paula Coughlin or Lorena Bobbitt -- who got what they wanted?
Paula Jones feels safer since Nov 8... Clinton was Newt-ered!
Paula Jones should sue her beautician instead of Clinton.
Paula Jones to Bill Clinton-"No thanks, I choke on small bones!"
Paula Parkins picked a peck of pickled peppers - Mike
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Pave the bay.
Pave the planet   One world   One people   One slab of asphalt.
Pave the rainforest, shoot the condors, nuke the whales!
Pave the way for REAL new technology, get OS/2 TODAY!!!
Pavlov would love this kid. - Slappy
Pavo absolutus
Paw Farr: Vulcan sex in a dog house.
Paw prints on the ceiling.  Oh no, he found the catnip supply!
Pawn Farr: Vulcan sex during chess - ONLY ONE MOVE!
Pax vobiscum
Pay Attention!  There may be a Pop quiz on this!!!
Pay Attention? I'm not paying ANYBODY!!!  Nothing to pay 'em with
Pay TV: "FeeVee"
Pay a penny for her thoughts, and get a nickel in change
Pay attention to me!  I'm not just talking to hear my head roar!
Pay attention to what they tell you to forget.<Ruckeyser>
Pay attention to your enemies
Pay attention to your enemies. They are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes
Pay attention when you send your file. Stale! is very prejudicial
Pay attention!  There may be a quiz.
Pay attention! This is the mother of all recipes.
Pay attention!?  I'm too broke to pay attention!
Pay cash or do without
Pay her in cash instead of sex - Mike
Pay her in cash instead of sex... -- Mike Nelson
Pay me now, Lay me down. - Live
Pay money to read books. *PHBBT!* To hell with this! - Bart
Pay no attention to that man behind that Window
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
Pay no attention to the gecko behind the curtain! --Gen, SN
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
Pay to Play? Yes it's worth it! Support your Bbs!
Pay to the order of John Foster...$1 and NINE CENTS! - S. Martin
Pay to the order of Mark Livingston...$1 and NINE CENTS! - S. Martin
Pay your electric bill in pennies.
Pay your exorcist or you'll be repossessed!
Pay your money, take your chances
Pay your phone bill in pennies.
Pay your rent--work for the Earth
Pay your taxes with pennies!
Payfall:  Payphone sound that makes you think your coin return>smack<<)
Payfall:  Payphone sound that makes you think your coin returned weapons. - Rush Limbaugh
Payfall:  Payphone sound that makes you think your coin returned.
Paying AT&T's debts 250 phone calls at a time.
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Paying alimony is like paying installments on a car wreck.
Paying income tax is voluntary, but it's mandatory that you volunteer.
Payment of Invoice invalidates warranty
Payne Stewart, Holy Man - Mike
Payneighing: Arguing over who is going to pick up the check in a diner.
Pazi kad se povuces u sebe, da tamo ne nadjes nista
Pazljiv si ko' Strahinja prema pegli ! :)
Pcboard 14.5a the best value for the serious SysOp
Pckd tgln, vwls nsrtd ltr.
Pd. for by Exxon<
Pd. for by Exxon>
Peace - live in it or rest in it
Peace -- Through Superior Firepower.
Peace Sells... But Who's Buying?
Peace Through Digital Harmony
Peace Through Superior Treknology.
Peace Train, ride on the Pe -KILL SALMON RUSHDI! KILL SALMON
Peace and long life to DS9.  Or at least long life.
Peace and long life...until senility gets you
Peace can be made or broken w/a gun, a word, an idea, even a thought
Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.  --Buddha
Peace force
Peace force
Peace in space means humans on Earth.
Peace in the struggle in the struggle to find peace
Peace is a commodity of assurance
Peace is a gift of the grave, and is found only in the silence of the tomb. - David Gemmell
Peace is a premise the existence of which we have deduced from the intervals between wars
Peace is an armistice in a war that is continuously going on
Peace is an extension of war by political means.  L. Long
Peace is an extension of war by political means. -- Heinlein
Peace is difficult to be achieved solely by governments.-Dalai Lama
Peace is good for business.
Peace is good for trade, unless you happen to be an arms merchant.
Peace is much more precious than a piece of land... let there be no more wars. -- Mohammed Anwar Sadat, 1918-1981
Peace is my profession; violence is just a hobby
Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous. - George Bernard Shaw
Peace is not passive.  Freedom is not free.
Peace is not the absence of conflict but the ability to c
Peace is not the absence of war, but a virtue based on strength of character. --Baruch Spinoza
Peace is nothing but a pause between the wars. -- Simon Killian
Peace is nothing but a pause between the wars. -- Simon Killian
Peace is our Profession, Annhilation is our Busines
Peace is our Profession.  War is just a hobby.
Peace is our profession - mass murder's just a hobby.
Peace is our profession, Annihilation is our Business
Peace is rarely denied to the peaceful.
Peace is rarely denied to the peaceful.--Johann von Schiller
Peace loving mungbeans baby.
Peace of Mind and sanctuary by Loud Water's flow Rivendell
Peace of cake, ramscoop, arvanodes...  Tosk
Peace of mind. . . It's an inside job
Peace officer
Peace on Earth as it is in Heaven
Peace rules the day, where reason rules the mind. - William Collins
Peace sells, but who's buying...
Peace sells, but who's buying?   Megadeth
Peace talks:  They talk and we get blown to pieces. -- Hawkeye
Peace though superior firepower.
Peace through Superior Sexual Positioning
Peace through superior fire power!
Peace through superior swoeapons. - Rush Limbaugh
Peace through superior sword- The fear of Barletts, D'anjou and the Prickleys
Peace through superior swordplay
Peace was the way.
Peace, Love & Understanding --Elvis Costello
Peace, love, and a slab of Gorgonzola for everyone!
Peace, love, and goats' milk yogurt w/bran.
Peace, n. A short pause in wars for enemy identification
Peace, pot and microdot
Peace, prosperity and good health.
Peace.  By overwhelming military & economic superiority..
Peace.  War.  Life.  Death.  Such is the circle of the ages.
Peace: A period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
Peace: A short period of preparation for the next war.
Peaceful Coexistence my Fantail!  Phasers on Maximum!
Peach schnapps + Cherry coke = A Fuzzy Pussy
Peaches has a fresh, natural stupidnes - Crow
Peaches' bikini sold at Sothby's for $50,000 - Crow
Peak the grid.. Dip the final.. Tune for minimum smoke !!
Peanut Butter & Taglines: One Great Taste.
Peanut Butter & recipes: One Great Taste.
Peanut butter crackers are a *must* while _I'm_ Modeming!
Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
Peanuts:     The Drinking Man's Filter.
Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts!
Pearl Drums rule!
Pearl Harbor changed everything. -- Senator Kreutzer
Pearl Jam!  Nirvana!  Lemonheads!  STP!  RHCP! ...etc
Pearls-o-wisdom from Mr. Fried-Egg-Chili-Chutney Sandwich Face.
Pearly, squire. Famous place! Say no more!
Pearson & Presley in '92. Vote Often!!
Peas on Earth!  Visualize Whirled Peas!
Pecan Sandies, health food of the gods!
Peccary:  The place where chickens eat
Peccatophobia: Fear of sinning
Peck! Peck! Peck! ... Boom! ... Chicken in a Minefield
Peckham's Law: Beauty times brains equals a constant.
Peckinpah's Wild Parking Attendants - Crow T. Robot
Peckish, sir?
Pecor's Health-Food Principle: Never eat rutabaga on any day of the week that has a "y" in it
Peculiar stuff to find in Paradise. Kirk
Pedaeration - Perfect body heat achieved by one foot out
Pedaeration - Perfect body heat achieved by one foot out from under covers
Pedal to the Metal
Pedaling a bicycle with the chain missing
Pedalling real fast, but not getting anywhere
Pedestrian.      A motorist with teenage sons.
Pedestrian:  Someone who found a place to park.
Pedestrian: The most approachable chap in the world.
Pedestrian: a man who depended on his wife to put gas in the car.
Pedestrian: someone looking for their parked car!
Pedestrians come in two flavours - 'Quick' and 'Dead'
Pedestrians come in two types - Quick or Dead.
Pedestrians never seem to realize that they are a threat to the safety of cars. - Thomas Sowell
Pedestrians:  The Quick or the Dead
Pediatricians are men of little patients.
Pediatricians do it with children.
Pediatricians have little patients.
Pedigree?  My cat is descended from an Egyptian Goddess
Pedophiles DO IT on their knees
Pedophiles have destroyed more children than guns have
Pedro's Fireworks - Does yours?
Pee Cee's, Earthquakes, Plagues and Windows 95
Pee Wee Herman Tour '91..... COMING IN A THEATER NEAR YOU
Pee Wee Herman dies from a Stroke... News at 10
Pee Wee Herman dies from a StrokeThe fear of Barletts, D'anjou and the Prickleys
Pee Wee Herman is sick, but he's holding his own.
Pee Wee Herman practiced safe sex, and we threw him in jail.
Pee Wee Herman told us to act our age.
Pee Wee didn't have a free hand, Mr.Dahlmer gave him one!
Pee Wee died tragically yesterday of a massive stroke
Pee Wee says he can handle it himself sir
Pee Wee'S Cleaners: Drop your pants and jacket off.
Pee Wee's Book:How to make it big in the movies.
Pee Wee's favorite baseball team: the Expos.
Pee Wee's song title: Looking for love (in all the wrong places).
Pee Wee, in the dark, his arm in motion. --Tamarian Insult
Pee Wee: I don't need a lawyer, I can get myself off.
Pee all you can pee.  Read `Diuretics', by L. Ron Hubbard
Pee wee would write, but he does not have a free hand!
Pee-Wee Herman:If sh*t happens, don't get it on your hand\
Pee-Wee didn't need a lawyer; he got himself off!
Pee-Wee's favorite baseball team - the Expos
Pee-wee Herman had a farm...eeyi eeyi oh
Pee-wee Herman: a rebel with a bike.
PeeWee Herman died yesterday of a massive stroke
PeeWee Herman really holds his own in public!
PeeWee Herman was just pulling my leg
PeeWee Herman....Aw, why beat a dead horse..<grin>
PeeWee Herman...Aw, why beat a dead horse.
PeeWee didn't need a lawyer; he got himself off!
PeeWee doesn't want a lawyer. Says he can get himself off.
PeeWee for prez in '96 - He'll stick up for you!
PeeWee says he can handle it himself sir.
PeeWeeDOS: seek error reading hard di[s|c]k C:
Peeeeyooooh! I tell ya man. There's nuthin' that could get me in there.
Peeeter! Have you been licking my stamps again?! Earthworm Jim
Peek into one shower and you're labeled for life. - Trapper
Peeking through the French doors
Peeking two-eyed through a keyhole takes a narrow mind.
Peel me a banana
Peel me a grape
Peel out the watchword, just peel out the watchword
Peepholus noanswerdoorus - Jerk who shows up at your place unexpectedly
Peeping Tom - A perverted cat on stilts.
Peeping Tom .nukes. Windows!
Peeping Tom = A Guy too lazy to go to the Beach!
Peeping Tom:  A window fan
Peeping Tom: A perverted cat on stilts.
Peeping Tom: In partial observer
Peeping Tom: Sawyer Scanties
Peeping Toms look in Windows.
Peeping:  The Joy of (X-Ray) Specs
Peeple think weer stoopid just becuz weer blond.
Peepola - The gap in dressing room curtains that never be closed.
Peepshow, creepshow, where did you get those eyes?
Peer through the fog for the bedrock truth
Peer's Law:  The solution to the problem changes the problem.
Peer's Law: The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem
Peer's Law: The solution to a problem changes the problem.
Peers Cawley (Co-Sysop) BytesEyes BBS and Doom Server 01695 731439
Peers's Law: The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem
Peetah?  Peetah??  PEETAH???  Is there an echo in this echo?
Peewee Herman Tour '91..... COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR
Peewee Herman: If sh*t happens, don't get it on your hand!
Peewee didn't have a free hand, Jeffrey Dahlmer gave him
Peewee doesn't want a lawyer.  Says he can get himself of
Peewee fired his lawyer. He said he could handle it himself.
Peewee really meant to flash a bird.
Peewee's favorite book: 'Sexual positions for one' by Iva
Peewee's favorite eating establishment: Jack in the box
Peewee's favorite song: 'All by myself'
Peewee's favorite song: 'Beat it'
Peewee's favorite song: 'I touch myself'
Peg, leave me alone!  Don't you see I'm trying to have sex!
Peg: We were talking about breast swell
Pegasus : Horny and Hung Like a Horse.
Pegasus II 1-713-337-5349 Texas Llanoware Distribution Si
Peggy, he hasn't moved in an hour. - Maybe he thinks he's having sex.
Peice, you disgust me - Frank. I know Frank, i discussed you with everyone i know and we all think your discusting. - Hawkeye
Pel:  the galaxy's first cross-dressing Ferengi.
Pel:  the galaxy's first cross-dressing Ferengi.
Peldor Joy, K'vin! Have some jumja--enjoy the Gratitude Festival!
Pele: Hawaiian fire goddess.  Bursts volcanos, and submerges islands.
Pellinore and Wart make quite a pair
Pelvis - a cousin of Elvis
Pelvis Lady moves into position! - Crow as girls fight
Pelvis Lady moves into position! -- Crow T. Robot
Pelvis:  Cousin of Elvis...
Pen that rooster, she'll be much looser
Pen*ium?! Isn't that called Faultium?!
Penal Colony, n. - An all male nudist camp
Penal colony : an all male nudist camp
Penal colony: Male nudist camp
Penchill - The little bump on your middle finger caused by writing
Pencil neck geek!  Scum suckin' freak!
Pencils only write the shadows of words.
Pendent opera interrupta
Penguin Evolution is a fib. - Bloom County
Penguin Trivia #46: Animals who are not penguins can only wish they were.
Penguin Trivia #46: Animals who are not penguins can only wish they were. -- Chicago Reader 10/15/82
Penguin:  The headwaiter of the Antarctic
Penguins don't come from next door, they come from the Antarctic
Penguins!, Underwater Penguins!, with SCUBA Gear!
Penguins: Pennsylvania's only hope for a Stanley Cup.
Penicillin: A gift for the man who has everything
Penile - having to do with being punished.
Penile Replacement Corporation presents
Penis envy is a Y-linked trait
Penis envy: The desire to be pink and wrinkled and 4" long.
Penis put in vacuum cleaner get sucked off
Penis:  A fibrous muscle often found in women
Pennies to my name/Enough for a can of SPAM/I would rather starve
Pennsic XXIV:  At last, shopping IS a War Point!
Pennsylvania Avenue:  Where Liberals put criminals
Pennsylvania's state animal is the road work sawhorse!
Pennsylvania:  A state law prohibits singing in the bathtub
Pennsylvania: It is illegal to sing in the bathtub.
Penny = A Dollar, with all the taxes taken out!
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.   Beatles
Penny for your thoughts. - Q.
Penny for your thoughts..  Hey! I deserve change!
Penny for your thoughts?  Hey--you owe me change!
Penny for your thoughts?  SURE, Do I get Change?
Penny:  a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
Pentagon Press Release: Colonel O'Truth and Lotta Lies
Pentagon Tagline, developed at only 2 billion over budget!
Pentagon: A star-shaped building where the Pagan Paramilitary HQ is based
Pentagonium is an element that only exists on the internet.
Pentecostalism: Praise the sh*t!
Pentecostalism: Praise the sh*t!
Penth Elmet - The cap on a fountain pen
Penthouse Forum:  The Motion Picture. -- Crow T. Robot
Penthouse: the chip casing for the Pentium?
Pentium + Windows = a Mazerati with the parking brake on.
Pentium - A true RISK processor
Pentium - It's a computer chip AND a space heater!
Pentium - for those who've never heard of K.I.S.S.
Pentium 120 .. so you can reboot WINDOZE really fast.
Pentium 1571 error: 21,illegal track,18,14.99998
Pentium 200, 100Mb 40ns RAM, 10Gb 2ms HD. Can Windows beat DOS???
Pentium 200mhz, 32meg RAM, 2.6gig HD, 8x CD-ROM - now Windows runs faster
Pentium 5?  A mere abacus!  Mention it not!
Pentium 60 computers have a 80586 CHU (Central Heating Unit)
Pentium Algebra 101: 3x^2+6x+9=322.211482148127341746923746127
Pentium Borg. Division is irrelevant. You will be...approximated
Pentium Burger: (Comes with 1.1124030762098725376498427629086 pickles)
Pentium Celeron: When only the most recent mediocrity will do
Pentium Defined:   A CPU chip aspiring to be a blast furnace.
Pentium Happens
Pentium II: A machine that crashes faster than a Pentium
Pentium III: Do not plug in for fire will occur.
Pentium Lotto Jackpot total: $ 5,000.09999998... darn!
Pentium Myth #1: The computer only does what you tell it
Pentium Paint-By-Numbers:  Red=1.9999998, Blue=2.9999998, Green=3.9999998.
Pentium Prob.: Every time I turn it on, I burn it up, & burn it out.
Pentium Processing...As easy as 0.999999998, 1.999999998, 2.999999998 !
Pentium Processing...Poo-poo IN  =  Poo-poo OUT.
Pentium Rule #1: If at first you don't succeed, round it off.
Pentium Slogan: 3.14141414 Well, it's ALMOST a circle.
Pentium Slogan: 5 decimal places are ought to be enough for anyone.
Pentium Slogan: 9.973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug.
Pentium Slogan: Optimized for OS/1.997683
Pentium Slogan: The Errata Inside.
Pentium Slogan: You DonZfOed to Know What's Inside.
Pentium brain - Motorola world.  What to do, What to do
Pentium burger: the 0.22338563249858676 pounder
Pentium calculates PI, the answer is 3!
Pentium calculations are like a box of chocolates.
Pentium chips are GREAT!  But they're better with Yamok sauce!
Pentium compatibility test: (1.0 * X) / X  1.0
Pentium computer: Housing with central heating built in.
Pentium computers have a 80586 CHU (Central Heating Unit)
Pentium conforms to the IEEE standards - Aaaaaaaiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!
Pentium division flaw brought to you by the lab pros at Intel.
Pentium feature: fuzzy division.
Pentium happens.
Pentium has a 80586 CHU (Central Heating Unit)
Pentium is like a box of chocolates.  - - Forrest Intel
Pentium is like a box of chocolates. -- Intel Gump
Pentium math: 1>2, 3=3.01, pi=2, 2/1=.5, 0>0
Pentium of BORG!  Division is futile!  It *will* be approximated!
Pentium of Borg:  I'd really like to assimilate your spreadsheet but
Pentium processor finally calculates PI - the answer is 3!
Pentium rule #1: If at first you don't succeed, round it off
Pentium said that the answer to 1+1 was 1.6746854!!
Pentium slogan:  Fixed versions are definitely out there - honest.
Pentium slogan:  Its a feature, not a bug.
Pentium slogan:  That's the reason it is called floating point.
Pentium slogan:  We are looking for a few good flaws.
Pentium slogan: 5 decimal places are ought to be enough for everyone.
Pentium slogan: At Intel, we redefine the ways to do math.
Pentium slogan: Buy them at The GAP. 1.998 for the price of 1!
Pentium slogan: Computers are too precise for human use.
Pentium slogan: Division Considered Harmful.
Pentium slogan: Fixed versions are definitely out ZfO - honest.
Pentium slogan: It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug!
Pentium slogan: It's a feature, not a bug.
Pentium slogan: It's close enough, we say so!
Pentium slogan: Nearly 300 correct opcodes!
Pentium slogan: One bad opcode wouldn't kill everyone.
Pentium slogan: Redefining the PC - and Mathematics As Well.
Pentium slogan: That's the reason it is called floating point.
Pentium slogan: The Error Inside.
Pentium slogan: We Fixed It, Really.
Pentium slogan: We are looking for a few good flaws.
Pentium slogan: We're Looking For a Few Good Flaws.
Pentium slogan: Why Do You Think It's Called *Floating* Point?
Pentium slogan: You don't need to know what's inside.
Pentium troubleshooting tip: refrigerate hard drive
Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish...
Pentium's bug isn't fatal.  The CPU just can't add
Pentium's melt on your motherboard, not in your hand.
Pentium, Pentium... isn't that a military computer?
Pentium, a little faster, a little less accurate
Pentium, redefining PC and Maths as well
Pentium-Based Science Fiction:  Deep Space 8.999309849
Pentium-driven sensors indicate 3.000000452343 Romulans decloaking!
Pentium.  Redefining the PC, and Mathmatics as well!
Pentium:  1 error/27000 years (calculated from a Pentium?)
Pentium:  A CPU aspiring to be a blast furnace.
Pentium:  Housing with central heating built in.
Pentium:  Little.  Yellow.  Different
Pentium:  Process cash from wallet at higher speeds.
Pentium:  When only the most recent mediocrity will do
Pentium: (Beware of millionaires using Quicken.)
Pentium: ...But you don't NEED more than 3 decimal places!
Pentium: 1 error/27000 years (calculated from a Pentium?)
Pentium: 2.000+2.000=4.001. Close enough for us, close enough for you.
Pentium: A CPU aspiring to be a blast furnace
Pentium: A space heater with a monitor.
Pentium: A space heater with a mouse.
Pentium: A very expensive toaster for floppy disks.
Pentium: Add? Sure! Subtract? Sure! Multiply? Sure! Divide? maybe
Pentium: Brings slide rule accuracy to microprocessor calculations
Pentium: Buy them at The GAP. 1.998 for the price of 1!
Pentium: Central Heating Unit, for average size homes
Pentium: Housing with central heating built in
Pentium: Intel brings fuzzy logic to the desktop PC!
Pentium: Intel's newest fuzzy logic chip
Pentium: Intel's version of the 586.
Pentium: It's not a Flaw, Dammit, it's a Virus!
Pentium: Life_TheUniverse_AndEverything = 41.999994287210545219201
Pentium: Making tomorrow's mistakes today
Pentium: Maybe it can't divide, but it still warms rooms!
Pentium: Optimized for OS/1.997683
Pentium: Partially Exact New Technology, Is Under Modification
Pentium: Process cash from wallet at higher speeds.
Pentium: Produces Erroneous Numbers Using Incorrect Math
Pentium: Slowest 90Mhz proccessor I ever seen
Pentium: The fastest random number generator you'll ever see!
Pentium: There can be only 1.0101002913491!
Pentium: another attempt to bring PC's up to where Amigas used to be.
Pentium: beware of millionaires using Quicken.
Pentium:Brings slide rule accuracy to microprocessor calculations
Pentiums & Deodorants - When being close is all that matte+
Pentiums & wives: wrong, but keep ya warm nights
Pentiums - original advertised name for 586s.
Pentiums and Deodorants - When being close is all that mat+
Pentiums are like a box of chocolates - Forest Gump
Pentiums are so great, they can compute Pi to the last digit.
Pentiums can be fixed, Amigas can be binned
Pentiums have a 80586 CHU(Central Heating Unit)
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Pentiums sure are fast...and the anwser is...256(wink,right terry)
Pentiums: Finally useful multitasking (Cooking, Computing).
Pentiums: Melts in your PC, not in your hand!
Pentiums: small appliance replacements for the next century.
Pentocostal who pass out get laid in church
Penzoil Juice - The Drink of a *REAL* Borg!
People Are Lonely Because They Build Walls Instead of Bridges !!
People DO read taglines! You are!
People DON'T adopt cats!  Cats adopt people!
People Don't Own Cats, Cats Own PEOPLE!
People I Can Do Without: Guys in their 50s named 'Skip.' - G. Carlin
People Who Dislike Cats were RATS in a former life!
People Who Steal Taglines, on the next Geraldo!
People Who Steal Taglines: Next Geraldo!
People accuse you of lying through your tooth.
People act rationally only when all else fails.
People all wrapped up in themselves make for very small packages.
People always get the government they vote for.
People always have a peaceful expression when their heads wash ashore on the beach
People always make war when they say they love peace.  - Lawrence
People always talk about how milk does a body good, but what about other things, like rat poison and anti-freeze?
People always talk like that - with clouded eyes and tainted lips
People always thinking I'm his kid brother... Diolus
People always turn away from the eyes of a stranger.
People and Computers
People are *supposed* to be inconvenient. If you're too convenient, you aren't doing your job
People are DEAD in Arkansas. - Larry Nichols
People are always available for work in the past tense.
People are always ready to admit a man's ability after he gets there. - Bob Edwards
People are always telling me we look like sisters-Greta's Mum
People are beginning to notice you.  Try dressing before you leave the house
People are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.
People are boring.  Computers are fun.
People are easier to hate than to understand
People are enemy of the things which they don't really know
People are forever calling me a hypochondriac, and, let me tell you, that makes me sick.
People are gonna hate you for quite a while - Tom
People are gonna hate you for quite a while - Tom
People are idiots. - Frank Zappa
People are idiots. Thank goodness I'm not human
People are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln
People are just going crazy over this vampire thing. - Stonetree
People are like  a box of chocolates, YUM!
People are like a box of chocolates, Yum! Forrest Dahmer
People are like onions -- you cut them up, and they make you cry
People are like toes. There are many in the world, but only a few you can count on
People are more than fun than anybody.
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs
People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it's safer to
People are never too busy to tell you all they have to do,,,
People are no damn good
People are no damn good
People are not homeless if they're sleeping in the
People are not homeless if they're sleeping in the streets of their own hometowns. - Dan Quayle
People are often determined by the noise they listen to.
People are opposed to fur and not to leather because
People are opposed to fur and not to leather because
People are real friendly around here!-A. Ventura
People are still having sex.
People are strange when you're a stranger.
People are strange, when you're a stranger... -Jim Morrison
People are the Strangest animal of ALL!
People are the only creatures with the power of laughter.
People are unconditionally guaranteed to be full of defects
People are willing to meet each other halfway, but their judgments of  distances vary considerably
People ask "Where do you get your ideas?"
People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.  - W. Somerset Maugham
People ask me how many children I have and I say:'One boy and seven mistakes.' - Mohammad Ali
People ask me why I scream so much, I say its my old friend anger and we keep in touch.
People ask stupid questions, often for a good reason.
People ask you for criticism, but they only want praise.
People at the top of the tree are those without qualifications to detain them at the bottom. - Sir Peter Ustinov
People before profits.
People begin turning your messages into taglines.
People being investigated for stealing art are often framed.
People believe anything if you whisper it
People believe anything if you whisper it
People call ME paranoid..." - Fox Mulder (1x04)
People call Ua perfect idiot.Umay not Bperfect but U do a FINE job
People call me Shotgun - Got it?
People called Romans, they go the 'ouse?
People can always get a job in international affairs because % of everything happens in a foreign country
People can be very frightened of change -- Kirk STVI
People can be very frightened of change.         - Kirk
People can fly (Still dreaming)
People can have the Model T in any colour, so long as it's black. - Henry Ford
People can't hurt the Earth!  :  Rush Limbaugh
People can't understand "Wopper, No Pickles"
People can't understand, "Whopper, NO onions and NO pickles!"
People cannot change truth, but truth can change people
People cause accidents, and vice versa
People change and forget to tell each other.
People change and forget to tell each other.<Hellman>
People come in all shapes and sizes.
People didn't hit you over the head with farm houses back home.
People do not become more valuable with age.
People do the *strangest* things for the love of chocolate.
People don't change; they only become more so
People don't fail, they just give up.
People don't form relationships, they take hostages.
People don't get better or worse, they only get more-so
People don't go there anymore.  It's too crowded.  -- Yogi Berra
People don't have bounties, only acquisitions have bounties - BH Creed
People don't kill people, guns do
People don't know what they like, but they like what they know
People don't learn unless there's blood.
People don't like clowns, that's just DUMB!-F!   NUH-UH!-Lobe
People don't live nowadays - they get about ten percent out of life. - Isadora Duncan
People don't live or die, people just float.
People don't own cats!  Cats own PEOPLE!
People don't plan to fail, they fail to plan
People don't usually make the same mistake twice -- they make it three times, four time, five times
People don't wear enough hats
People either love you, or hate you. O'Brien to Bashir
People enjoy creating an alternative kind of reality.
People enjoy creating an alternative kind of reality.-Jennifer Lien
People everywhere confuse what they read in the newspapers with news.
People fail to respect the law when the laws fail to deserve respect
People fail to respect the law when the laws fail to deserve respect. Charles J.C. Lyall
People fear *most* what they understand *least*!
People forget how fast you did a job, but remember how we
People forget how fast you did a job, but remember how well you did it.
People from Atlantis are all wet!
People from Los Angeles don't trust the air they can't see.
People get what's coming to them, unless it's in the mail
People give more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
People hate the truth, ya know. They need a pack of lies. (F. Mansions
People have all the theories, cats have all the facts
People have always complimented me on my good manners. - Rimmer
People have an instinctual fear of their eyes being hurt.
People have one thing in common, they're all different.
People have rights, but the government has what's left.
People have surgery all the time. Eline
People humiliating a salami!
People ignore you at parties
People in B.C. don't tan, they rust.
People in Glass-houses shouldn't throw Stones
People in Massachusetts must be stupid - they re-elected Ted Kennedy!
People in Vancouver don't tan, they rust.
People in general do not willingly read if they have anything else to amuse them. -- S. Johnson
People in glass houses should change clothes in the dark
People in glass houses shouldn't nail up pictures.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw orgies
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Neither should they nail up pictures
People in glass houses shouldn't undress with the light on.
People in glass houses shouldn't use Postlink!
People in hell tell each other to go to Dalhart, Texas!OJW
People in pain, I do not dig it.. change of brain for Mr. Bigot.-RHCP
People in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses
People in the passing lane that don't pass will be shot
People in the wrong talk louder than everyone else
People just do not speak of mammoth deserts or vast elephants. - The Mythical Man-Month, Fred Brooks
People just don't know a great idea when they hear one - Calvin
People just wander from scene to scene in this movie-Mike
People just wander from scene to scene in this movie... -- Nelson
People keep dogs for pets. Cats keep people for pets!
People let me tell ya 'bout my best friend
People lie about most; How much money they make.
People like criticism...just keep it positive and flattering
People like crowds. The bigger the crowd, the more people show up. Small
People like hot french fries. - Bob Gaylor
People like playing games, look at the president
People like that are the reason we have middle fingers.
People like you is the reason I'm on medication.
People living in glass houses should screw in the basement.
People living in golden ages complain that everything looks yellow.
People living with glass kidneys shouldn't pass stones
People look at you kind of funny when you walk down the street naked with a gun
People look like ants: PULL! Ants look like people: PRAY!
People look ridiculous when they're in ecstasy.
People look up to you whenever you eat mints - Crow sings
People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. -- The Best of Will Rogers
People make mistakes, a real mess needs a computer
People meet destiny on the road he took to avoid it
People need Connectors: Writers, heroes, stars, leaders.
People need good lies.  There are too many bad ones. -- Bokonon, "Cat's Cradle" by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr
People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war, or before an election. -- Otto Von Bismarck
People never look as good as they do in your imagination. - Sophia
People of Earth! Surrender Kim or we open fire!
People of Earth, your attention please
People of stature don't need status.
People of the earth, listen to the warning, the prophet he said. - Queen
People often ask questions they already know the answer to.
People often confuse personality with talent. -Alain Delon
People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future
People on 'ludes Should Not Use E-Mail
People on 'ludes Should Not Use E-Mail.........
People on 'luuds should not drive! -- Jeff Spicoli
People on `ludes Should Not Use E-Mail.{NB: Quaaludes are off the mkt.}
People only notice squeaky wheels
People only respect AGE when it's BOTTLED
People own dogs, but cats know better
People own dogs. Cats own people
People own dogs... NOBODY owns a cat!
People pay more attention to you when they think you're up to something
People planning on getting into serious accidents should have their seat belts on
People power works.... Ask a Socred!
People reading between the lines do so at their own risk
People respond to people who respond.
People run from the Truth, God bless the one that does'nt
People run from the Truth, Happy is the one who does'nt
People run from the Truth, seldom do they run to it
People said I was Satanic, so I tortured them until they took it
People say I live in my own little fantasy world... well, at least they *know* me there! -- D.L. Roth
People say I'm an indian giver .. no, I take that back.
People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care.
People say I'm apathetic, but I don't give a crap
People say I'm crazy but I have a good time
People say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure
People say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure about that
People say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure.
People say I'm indecisive.  Am I?  I don't know.
People say I'm insensitive, but I don't care.
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.- L.P.Smith
People scare me. - Dogbert
People see only what they want to see
People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out on the pleasure. -- Russell Baker
People seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older . . . the're cramming for their finals
People seldom plan to fail, but they often fail to plan.
People seldom want to walk over you until you lie down
People should be measured in feats, not feet.
People should just shut up about the First Amendment - Jackalwere
People smoked openly on the Tonight Show! - Joel on 60s
People started calling me a feminist when I stopped being a doormat
People suck, but some do it *exquisitely*.
People sweat is they won"t catch fire while making love
People sweat so they don't catch fire while <you know>
People sweat so they don't catch fire while making love!
People sweat so they won't catch fire during sex
People sweat so they won't catch fire when making love.
People talk about LD calls like they gotta walk all the way.-Klinger
People talk about me like talking bout a dog without a bone - Hendrix
People tell a lot of things to their barbers, and pail carriers.
People tell me I'm weird. I tell 'em I can't afford to be eccentric
People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves
People that claim money isn't everything usually have plenty of it.
People that say "People suck", suck
People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time.
People think love is an emotion.  Love is good sense.  --Ken Kesey
People treat the use of pork fat like the possession of kiddie porn
People try to change the world-instead of themselves. -John Cleese
People use the most words when they are the least certain of what they are saying
People used to get rid of viruses - now they BUY Windows!
People usually get what's coming to them
People usually get what's coming to them ... unless it's been mailed.
People usually get what's coming to them...Unless it's be
People vote their resentment not their appreciation.
People voting Democratic ... Give them a boot to the head!
People voting Republican... Give them a boot to the head!
People w/full bladders to the front of the fire line -Crow
People want to believe - Scully (3x22)
People were afraid to go to lady's wrestling - Crow
People were too eager to massage the answer right away
People were whiter back then - Joel
People were whiter back then. -- Joel Robinson
People who THINK they know it all, bother us who DO!
People who are easily offended, really offend me.
People who are late are often happier than those who have to wait for them. -  Chinese Fortune Cookie
People who are only good with hammers see every problem as a nail.  - Abraham Maslow
People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.
People who are unaware, are unaware they are unaware
People who are very beautiful make their own laws.   Vivian Leigh
People who are wrapped up in themselves make small packages.
People who attack bagels and lox at midnight often find that at two in the morning they attack back
People who believe Rush - Next on Geraldo!
People who cannot make love make money. - James Arthur Baldwin, Tell Me How Long the Train's Been Gone
People who care are people who share.
People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a  room with a single mosquito
People who complain about President Bush can be divided into two classes:  men and women.
People who complain about the way the ball bounces usually dropped it.
People who complain about the way the ball bounces usually dropped it.
People who cough a lot never go to the doctor...just to movies, concerts, and lectures
People who deal with bits should expect to get bitten
People who deal with bits should expect to get bitten.  - Jon Bentley
People who dislike cats were rats in a former life!
People who do Latin taglines don't need a demand.
People who don't like OS/2 have a hard time finding why.
People who don't like dragons - who knows WHAT they'll do?  M. Addams
People who drink lite beer don't like beer, they just like to pee a lot.
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers
People who eat snails are slime!!
People who falsify history don't rescue freedom, they jeopardize it. - Vaclav Havel, President of Czechoslovakia
People who feel genuinely loved and needed rarely commit suicide.
People who feel needed and loved rarely commit suicide.
People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes
People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.  -- Abigail Van Buren
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.  --Will Rogers
People who give up smoking live to regret it
People who give white trash a bad name... next on Geraldo!
People who give you free advice usually charge too much
People who gleet in glass houses, shouldn't!
People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals.  L. Long
People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. - Heinlein
People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. - Lazarus Long
People who go to a psychologist needs to have their heads examined
People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't
People who hate cats were rats in a previous life!
People who hate the light usually hate the truth. Burt Lancaster
People who have never tried it have no idea how pleasant being nasty can be
People who have no faults are terrible: there is no way to take advantage of them
People who have no minds of their own deserve to look like clowns.
People who have no vices have few virtues
People who have no vices have very few virtues.  -- A. Lincoln
People who have nothing (socialists) will always share it
People who have nothing will always share it
People who have trouble communicating should shut up.
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it. -- Ogden Nash
People who jump off bridges in Paris are in Seine
People who jump to conclusions rarely alight on them. - Phillip Guedalla
People who kill give guns a bad name.
People who know the least complain the most
People who know, chose OS/2.
People who live in Windows shouldn't throw Stoned.
People who live in Windoze's houses can't see!
People who live in a golden age complain that everything looks yellow
People who live in dog houses shouldn't throw bones.
People who live in glass houses don't need windows.
People who live in glass houses have a lot of drapes.
People who live in glass houses have faded sofas.
People who live in glass houses need a lot of drapes.
People who live in glass houses should ball in the basement
People who live in glass houses should get dressed in the basement.
People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
People who live in glass houses should undress in the basement.
People who live in glass houses should use Nerf
People who live in glass houses should use their neighbors bathrooms.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't cavort nude on top of the piano doing gorilla impersonations.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't have sex.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw parties.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones without going outside.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't walk around naked
People who live in glass houses shouldn't!
People who live in glass houses, don't need WINDOWS!
People who live in glass houses, should do it in the basement.
People who live in glass houses... are exhibitionists
People who live in glass houses... shouldn't!
People who live in glass houses....should get dressed in the basement! <rimshot>
People who live in glass houses...shouldn't.
People who live in glasses houses should've used plexiglass!
People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
People who live in log houses shouldn't keep beavers.
People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.
People who live in wooden houses shouldn't flame.
People who love the law and sausages should watch neither being made.
People who make no mistakes do not usually make anything
People who matter don't mind.  People who mind don't matter.
People who never get carried away, should be. - Malcolm S. Forbes
People who pirate are cracked.
People who pun deserve to be drawn and quoted!
People who push both buttons should get their wish
People who put beanz in chili, who knows WHAT they'll do?
People who quote themselves worry me!   --Kevin P. McLoughlin
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it
People who say nothing is impossible don't have teenagers.
People who say they sleep like a baby don't have one.
People who say, "Nothing is impossible" don't have teenagers!
People who sell jacuzzis are used to being in hot water
People who shoot in self defense give guns a good name!
People who shoot people give guns a bad name
People who sleep like a baby obviously don't have one.
People who sleep like babies obviously don't have any
People who snore always fall asleep first
People who spell chili with two L's probably keep llamas for pets
People who stagnate rather than evolve are almost dead.
People who support abortion have already been born
People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.
People who take cat naps usually don"t sleep in a cat"s cradle
People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths
People who take cold showers in the winter get a cold - shower
People who talk about their inferiors don't have any
People who talk to themselves never learn anything
People who think they know everything annoy those of us who do!
People who think they know everything are the easiest to fool
People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.
People who think they know it all annoy those of us who do.
People who think they know it all are a pain in the neck to those of us who really do
People who think they know it all are annoying to those of us who do
People who think they know it all are especially annoying.
People who think they know it all are really annoying to those of us who do
People who think they know it all really annoy us who do!
People who think they know what they're doing are especially annoying to those of us who do
People who think they're out of this world make you wish they were,,,
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. - Bob Hope
People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy
People who throw mud lose ground.
People who throw trash out car windows are trashy people.
People who trivialize get what they deserve: not much. --Christian Molick
People who try to kill themselves by eating hot spicy food commit Hara-Curry
People who usually throw kisses are lazy
People who voted for Bill Clinton - next on Geraldo.
People who voted for Clinton: Next on Geraldo!
People who wake up at dawn all bright and cheerful should be shot.
People who want by the mile but try by the inch should be kicked by the foot.
People who want to get rich fall into temptation.. - 1 Tim 6:9
People who want to get rich fall into temptation.. - 1 Tim 6:9
People who want to rule are the least suited to do it
People who want to stay alive, play it safe. (Countessa Theresa)
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.     --Ogden Nash
People who write taglines are stupid. Oh, wait...nevermind
People who'd rather push a FORD, usually do!
People who's et onions is no judge of who's et onions and who aint.
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first
People will act rationally only when all else fails
People will believe anything - if you whisper it.
People will buy anything that is one to a customer. -- Lewis
People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
People will buy anything that's restricted to one each
People will buy two of anything that's one to a customer.
People will die this year that never died before
People will do odd things if you give them money.
People will do tomorrow what they did today because that is what they did yesterday
People will eat just about anything if it's served with a nice sauce
People will laugh at you, but let not that prevent you
People will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time they will pick themselves up and carry on
People will pay to watch people make sounds
People will remember you better if you always wear the sa
People willing to give up freedom for security deserve neither.
People with alien implants should't go through supermarket checkouts
People with bad consciences always fear the judgement of children. - Mary McCarthy
People with bad coughs never go to doctors - they go to t
People with brain cells are the most oppressed.
People with cute nicknames should be used for food
People with dogs are too cowardly to bite for themselves.
People with glass computers shouldn't throw st<CRASH> %$#@ NO CARRIER
People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
People with no fingers point me in the right direction
People with opinions who have no idea WHY they have opinions.-LoisL
People with purpose create their own lives. - Michael Morgan
People with tact have less to retract.
People with tact have less to retract.     --- Arnold H. Glasow
People with wooden legs should not harbor termites
People work for money, if you want loyalty, get a dog
People would be alive if there were a death penality
People! Can't live with em, Can't live without em!
People's Choice Movie Awards: voted on by the same ppl who voted the gov't in!
People's Democratic Republic Of Yemen
People's minds are changed through their pockets.
People, by 'Oliver Towne'
People, by nature, are civic animals.
People, even very intellectual people, are afraid of poetry.<Dove>
People, like stones, often need to be burnished to show their beauty
People, like turtles, make little progress without sticking their necks out
People, not dogs, sell their souls for money or power.
People, we've _got_ to get it out of there! - Sisko
Pepole cannot change truth, but truth can change people
Pepper "I've paid my $29.95...I think I'm entitled to a few more answers"-FM
Pepperoni to anchovy, level four - Tom on 3D Pizza
Peppier - The waiter at fancy restaurant who only grinds pepper.
Pepsi Cola dehydrated Michael Jackson.
Pepsi Crystal and Michael Jackson...Marketing genius!
Pepsi Signs Lorena Bobbit as the New "SLICE" Spokesperson
Pepsi Signs Lorena Bobbitt as Spokesperson for Slice
Pepsi Signs Lorena Bobbitt as the New "SLICE" Spokesperson.
Pepsi Trek: The Next Gen (Aack! Phptht!)
Pepsi brings back your ancestors from the dead.
Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave. Original Chinese
Pepsi hired Lorena Bobbit as the new "SLICE" spokesperson
Pepsi not found (A)bort, (P)anic, (S)hop
Pepsi not found - Operator halted.
Pepsi signs Lorena Bobbitt as the new "SLICE" spokesperso
Pepsi slogan: Suck me through a straw!!!!
Pepsi..... Breakfast of Loonies!  (Think Heinlein...)
Pepsi: Guaranteed to attract yellowjackets
Pepsi: Its fizzy and brown
Pepsi: The mild corrosive you can drink!
Pepsi: Wanted gay male to suck little boy OUT of bottle.
Pepsunami - The tidal wave of carbonation that cascades o
Pepsunami - The tidal wave of carbonation that cascades over the edge.
Pepsunami: The tidal wave of carbonation that cascades ov
Pepsunami: the tidal wave of carbonation that cascades over the edge.
Per ardua ad asbestos -- Damn you Jack, I'm fireproof!
Per buck you get more computing action with the small computer.  -- R.W. Hamming
Perceiving is believing!
Perceiving reality is a biological necessity. - Francois Jacob
Perception 303%
Perception is usually more persuasive than reality
Perchance the army carries corpses in the wagon. Misfortune
Perchance to pay the price of their imperfect faith. - The Stand
Perchance, might Madonna be a Basselope?-Rosebud  Not this month.-Milo
Perche' la mamma corre a ZedZap? Zitto e passami un CaRiCatore :-)
Percussionists do it with rhythm.
Percy, have you ever wondered what your insides looked like?
Percy, just go forth into the street.
Percy, you brainless son of a prostitute! Where have you been? -Edmund
Pere diem: Father's Day.
Pereant, inquit, qui ante nos nostra dixerunt.
Pereant, inquit, qui ante nos nostra dixerunt. "Confound those who have said our remarks before us." -- Aelius Donatus
Perestrika... Llibertat... Demana PAU, au!
PerestrA
Perfect Accountants: Aes Sedai!  They can find =any= loophole!
Perfect Agreement  - By C. I. Tu'ai
Perfect Awareness = Perfect Paranoia
Perfect Secretary: one who never misses a peiod.
Perfect Spells: Mix love, trust and intent - weave with blessed bees!!
Perfect blonde? 3 feet tall, no teeth, flat head to rest your beer on
Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting th
Perfect gift for those who want peace and quiet:  A phoneless cord!
Perfect job for @TO@:  Live Target at a Klingon Phaser Range
Perfect job would be the taste tester in a brewery
Perfect love in the most beautiful of all frustrations.
Perfect paranoia is perfect awareness.
Perfect was the life of king.
Perfect wife: mute nymphomaniac beer store owner
Perfection has one grave defect: it is apt to be dull.- Somerset Maugham
Perfection is a flaw
Perfection is a road, not a destination
Perfection is acheived only on the point of collapse
Perfection is acheived only on the point of collapse - C. N. Parkinson
Perfection is the road, not the destination.
Perfection of means and confusion of ends seem to characterize our age. - Albert Einstein
Perfectionism is spelled `Paralysis.' - Sir Winston Churchill
Perfectionism is spelled `paralysis.' - Churchill
Perfectionists do it better.
Perfidity Thy Name is Myra
Perfir - The perfect Christmas tree
Perforation is a rip-off
Perform Random Acts of Kindness
Perform an act of random kindness & change the world!
Perform arial copulation with a rotating pastry.
Perform random acts of kindness & senseless beauty.
Perform random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
Perform random acts of violence and senseless slaughter.
Perform random silliness and senseless acts of confusion.
Perform random silliness and senseless acts of taglines.
Performance is easier to add than clarity.
Performance proven:  It works through beta test
Performance upgrade, Hit any key to delete Windows now.
Performing (insane) miracles while you're waiting
Performing The Perfect Murder  - By O J Simpson
Performing is therapy to me. I get out my feelings on stage (NIN)
Perfume is what a woman hopes will make her the scenter of attraction
Perfumery, something else and leather goods, going up
Perhaps *you* shouldn't turn your back on *me*... -- Scar
Perhaps @TO@ could take some lessons from a TI-01 calculator
Perhaps God has some wisdom after all... - Sergeant Hook
Perhaps God has some wisdom after all... -- The Crow
Perhaps God is just as sad about us as we are.
Perhaps I am a fool to believe it. Flavius Maximus
Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them
Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them - D.Vader
Perhaps I didn't realize how high that price would be. -- Romulan
Perhaps I should have said that your suspicions are correct
Perhaps I should take up golf instead?
Perhaps I was mistaken.  The horror is in a later scene!
Perhaps I'll try staples. -- Face
Perhaps Orville Bullitt could take some lessons from a TI-01 calculator.
Perhaps a more Klingon approach is in order.
Perhaps a more... Klingon approach is in order. - Picard
Perhaps a radiologist can find something of value in him?
Perhaps a sedative? - Slappy
Perhaps a visit to "Clues 'R' Us" would be in order.
Perhaps all this seems a bit frightening to you now. - Beverly
Perhaps booze would alleviate this situation
Perhaps booze would alleviate this situation. -- Tom Servo
Perhaps he can help us. - Picard
Perhaps he died while carving it?
Perhaps he shall save us both.- Warlock
Perhaps he thought I might be summoned for IMPORTANT reasons?
Perhaps he was dictating. -- Galahad
Perhaps he's a former Palestinian commie? explored Tom.
Perhaps he's just sick of hearing you complain, I know I am.
Perhaps hunger will compel you to try it again. Data
Perhaps if I revert to human form it will calm them.
Perhaps if more people read Shakespear less lawers would
Perhaps if politicians had to donate 1$ for each they rai
Perhaps if politicians had to donate 1$ for each they raised taxes there
Perhaps if we built a large wooden badger
Perhaps imagination is only intelligence having fun
Perhaps it is a good day to live.
Perhaps it is better to be irresponsible and right than to be resposible and wrong. - Sir Winston Churchill
Perhaps it is time to ignite the midnight petroleum -- Data
Perhaps it is too adult a puzzle for you? - Q
Perhaps it should be I who dominates from now on. - Data
Perhaps it was your pert acting ability - Crow
Perhaps it's only a coincidence but man's best friend can't talk!
Perhaps later. - NT
Perhaps more assassinations and fewer lawsuits... <Chiun>
Perhaps more assassinations and fewer lawsuits... - Chuin
Perhaps my blood was tainted, despite my power over the Pattern.
Perhaps my brains are old and scrambled
Perhaps no person can be a poet, or even enjoy poetry without a certain unsoundness of mind. -- Thomas Macaulay
Perhaps not eating people is the first step towards making friends
Perhaps not, but I'm still going to kill you. - Intendant (smiling)
Perhaps one has to be very old before one learns to be amused rather than shocked. Pearl S. Buck
Perhaps she'll die
Perhaps some Binacca? - Ace Ventura
Perhaps some silk lingerie from Krause 4? - Garak
Perhaps some sort of nurishment. Data
Perhaps somebody witnessed Alexander's abduction. Worf
Perhaps taxation without representation would be cheaper!
Perhaps that is something best decided by diplomats. Spock
Perhaps that will be enough. - Data
Perhaps that will shed some light on the matter - Picard
Perhaps the Enterprise has been delayed? - Picard
Perhaps the Warbird was trying to destroy the Enterprise? - Data
Perhaps the best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson
Perhaps the biggest disappointments were the ones you expected anyway
Perhaps the gene pool could use a little chlorine!
Perhaps the meek will inherit the earth, but if they do, they'll be inheriting it from me
Perhaps the narration for year five should just be, "RUN FOR IT!" JMS
Perhaps the price is too steep.
Perhaps the reward of the spirit who tries is not the goal but the exercise
Perhaps the sea's definition of a shell is the pearl.
Perhaps the unfortunate accident I had as a child? - Spock
Perhaps the words are more important than the man. - Kahless
Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom.  The first is being a bore. -- Cecil Beaton
Perhaps there is no life after death...There's just Los Angeles.
Perhaps there is something wrong with YOU! - Data
Perhaps they were swept away on a wave of passion. Uuuuugh... - Anna
Perhaps they're still in the hospital. Troi
Perhaps this situation requires a more Klingon response.
Perhaps this won't be as simple as I thought. - Shai-ster
Perhaps thou will better understand.. THIS! - Q
Perhaps time's definition of coal is the diamond.
Perhaps to be a Teer is to see in new ways. Maab
Perhaps we can get one of our Klingon females to breast feed you.
Perhaps we could use the visor as a weapon. Data
Perhaps we need a little political house cleaning like Fr
Perhaps we need a little political house cleaning like France's 1788 mop
Perhaps we should all just get some rest. - Bashir
Perhaps we should begin. Tol Renn
Perhaps we should discuss this after class. - Keiko
Perhaps we should go aboard the Romulan ship. - Data
Perhaps you ache for what you never had. -- Morgana
Perhaps you and the jerko here could come with us
Perhaps you and the jerko here could join us.
Perhaps you are more of a fool than I originally thought... - Avery
Perhaps you could present it to the captain. Doctor
Perhaps you don't know yourself as well as you think.  Delenn
Perhaps you have learn'd it without book.
Perhaps you know Russian epic of Cinderella: * Chekov
Perhaps you knwo his name. Merik. - Kirk
Perhaps you lust for what you cannot have. -- Merlin
Perhaps you need to _immerse_ yourself in Klingon beliefs. - Worf
Perhaps you should consider another line of work!
Perhaps you should flee in terror.  Yes, I think that would be best.
Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly. - Vader
Perhaps you would be happier in another job?
Perhaps you would be happier with a new job. * Data
Perhaps you would care for a bath. Tuvok
Perhaps you would like to take a bath. -Tuvok
Perhaps you'd better both...come inside. -- Riff Raff
Perhaps you'd find burning in eternal hellfire silly.
Perhaps you'll share the joke with me? - Q
Perhaps you're teasing us.  Are you teasing us? -- Nailnose
Perhaps you've been going to the wrong ones. - Lwaxana
Perhaps you've not seen this one?????
Perhaps your "razor wit" is dull from over-use?
Perhaps your confusing me with someone who cares
Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others
Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it merely had been detected
Perhaps, away from the pond, the frog would grow feathers. -  Gharm saying - Raising the Stones by Sheri S. Tepper
Perhaps, you could learn to love... pasta?
Perhaps... it is a good day to live. - Kang
Periodic Moderator:  Hey!  Hydrogen!  NO FLAMES!
Periodically edit your taglines to check for duplicates duplicates.
Periodically spray diskettes with insecticide to prevent system bugs from spreading
Peripheral visionary:  can see into the future, but only way off to the side.
Perish forbid!!
Perjury for you and me, Misleading for the White House confidants
Perkier than a porcupine on a picket fence. - Uncle Weezle
Perkin's postulate:    The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
Perkins got his leg bitten sort of..off
Perkins's Postulate:  The bigger they are, the harder they hit
Perky and energetic Commander Susan Ivan Ova. Torqueman
Perl - the swiss army chainsaw of UNIX tools -- Rob Kolstad
Perl:  I do more in one line than most people do all day
Perlsweig's Law:  People who can least afford to pay rent have<>to.  People who can most afford to pay rent build up equity
Perlsweig's Second Law:  Whatever goes around, comes around
Permanent Birth Control:  1-900-BOBBITT
Permanent good can never be the outcome of untruth and violence. -Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)
Permanent press is an everlasting hug
Permanent press is an everlasting hug
Permanent solutions never work
Permanent.Floating.Net.Babylon_5/Star_Trek.Flamewar.Condensed.Version
Permanently out to lunch.
Permanently rotated 90 degrees from the rest of us.
Permission for lip to wobble, Sir?
Permission granted to land and on platform 327
Permission is granted to feel this signature, but not to look at it
Permission is harder to get than forgiveness
Permission to blast the Ferengi from space, sir? -  Worf
Permission to cover up my nakedidity? - Radar to Potter
Permission to put my Klingon foot up Q's ___?
Permission to smash the lieutenant's head in, sir. * Worf
Permission to speak freely, sir? - Sito
Permission to speak freely? Chakotay to Janeway
Permit me to remove my cat from your face.
Permitting your life to be taken over by another person is like letting the waiter eat your dinner. --Vernon Howard
Pernell!  Your hair piece is stuck in the door! -- Tom Servo
Pernell's got a built in grimace - Mike
Perot & Picard '92 (Baldly leading us into the future)
Perot DOS: Boots fine, stops in middle of program tho
Perot for president..  Of the Ferengi!
Perot has a BAD case of Candidatus Interruptus.
Perot of Borg:  Now here's the deal. You will be eliminated.
Perot of Borg:  Resistance?  Now that's just sad.
Perot of Borg: Now here's the deal. You will be assimilated
Perot of Borg: Resistance. Now, that's just so sad.
Perot virus: alternately erases and restores your files
Perot's gone Can we start over?
Perot, Bush, Quayle: The Millionaire, Skipper & Gilligan!
Perot/Bush/Clinton: The Millionaire, the Skipper & Gilligan
Perot/Bush/Quayle:  Billionaire, Skipper and Gilligan
Perot/Bush/Quayle:  The Millionaire, Skipper, & Gilligan.
Perot/Bush/Quayle: Billionaire, Skipper and Gilligan
Perot/Dole/Clinton: The Millionaire, the Skipper and Gilligan
Perot:  (A)bort  (Q)uit  (E)nd  (T)erminate
Perot: Searchers Find Big Ugly Child
Perot: the Yellow Ross of Texas.
Perotnoid:  when you think everyone is out to elect you.
Perp diem: new police arrest quota.
Perpetual motion...a program in an endless loop.
Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier. - Colin Powell
Perpetuities are odious in law and equity
Perri-air: Salt-free sparkling air from Druida.
Perrussel's Law:  There is no job so simple that it cannot be<>done wrong
Perry Como had one of THOSE stashed in his slacks?! - Kryten
Perry Mason and the Case of the Abominable Bigfoot
Perry Mason for Supreme Court Justice!
Perry Mason's Last Case  - By D. A. Zoffuss
Perry Masson - television lawyer who will solve no case before its time.
Pers O you the uhis wife'fool. con ruth.
Perscriptio in manibus tabellariorum est
Persecution is a bad and indirect way to plant religion.
Persecution is a very easy form of virtue. - Chief Justice Coleridge
Persephone      - Goddess of the Blessed Dead
Persephone, Goddess of the Blessed Dead.
Persephone:  Greek goddess of bills.
Perseverance furthers/I Ching
Persian cats are good dust mops. Tie on end of a stick.
Persian:  [noun]  1) Fluffy, snub-nosed, cat breed  2)  Musky bait
Persist: the greatest effort's not enough.
Persistant Pests #2:  White Castle's, aftertaste
Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent
Persistence in one opinion has never been considered a merit in political leaders. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero, "Ad familiares", 1st century BC
Persistence is futile
Persistence prevails when all else fails.
Persistence, like perspiration, is 99 percent of the fine art of love
Persistence. Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. - Calvin Coolidge
Persistent little bugger, isn't he? I wonder if the RAID will work?
Persnolayy, I never usse a spill-chukker
Person who falls in blast furnace is certain to feel overwrought.
Person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt person doing it. --Chinese proverb
Person who walks center of road gets hit from BOTH sides!
Person+delusion = psychosis. People+delusion = religion
Persona non grata on Betazed.  Q
Personal Best  - By Marco Destinction
Personal Best: Marco DeStinction*
Personal Best: Marco DeStinctiot an acceptable de -sexed word. - Shirley Dean
Personal OS/2: Winner of Best of Comdex/Windows World '94
Personal Opinions only please... Facts are at the next window....
Personal bar code:  Gimme a Brew.
Personal hygene is the key to success'- W. Nels
Personal hygiene is the key to success. - L. Lovelace
Personal mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_Alias
Personal mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_QWK_Format |-)
Personal protein spill -- vomiting.
Personal use?  I downloaded the WordPerfect echo too, boss.
Personality is a name we give our collection of quirky little habits
Personality is to a man what perfume is to a flower.
Personally, I don't believe in atheists.
Personally, I like to keep a more open mind. - Mulder
Personally, I prefer chocolate covered...chocolate!
Personally, I'm getting a little BLUE around the GILLs.
Personally, I'm rooting for the eye creatures. - Calvin
Personally, I'm sad to see the Dual Standard title go.
Personifiers Unite!  You have nothing to lose but Mr. Dignity!
Personifiers of the world, unite!  You have nothing to lose but Mr. Dignity!
Personifiers of the world, unite!  You have nothing to lose but Mr. Dignity! -- Bernadette Bosky
Personnel Dept: people we couldn't fit in anywhere else
Persons living with entropy - dead
Persons reading between the lines do so at their own risk
Persons with a weak Constitution, may soon have One.
Perspective - Use It or Lose It
Perspective is in the eye of the beholder
PertweeDOS 3.3: Colour graphics adapter support added
PertweeDos 3.0:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (V)enusian karate.
Perversion is ONLY in the mind
Perversity is the spice of life. 
Pervert Hotline...Please!  Hold!
Perverted Hackers do it with POPs. 
Perverted Mushrooms  - By M. Morel
Perverted Mushrooms: M. Morel
Perverted and Proud!!!!
Perverted is what folks you hate, do and enjoy for sex
Perverted:  Sexually dysfunctional.
Pervish cooking -- true culinary delight.
Pesimista - jos nije ni prdnuo, a vec misli da se usrao.
Pesky Nanites did it .. Honest!!!
Pesky little devil, isn't it?
Pesnici su opevali neke zene. Ostale su opevali popovi!
Pessimillennialism:  The next 1000 years will be tough!
Pessimism has NO FUTURE!
Pessimism means never having to be disappointed. A pessimist only receives  *pleasant* surprises
Pessimism never won a battle.
Pessimism will not look good on your performance review. - The Boss
Pessimism wouldn't work *any*way
Pessimism, when you get used to it, is just as agreeable as optimism. - Arnold Bennett
Pessimist, n. - Believing is seeing
Pessimist:  An optimist with experience...
Pessimist:  one who no's too much
Pessimist: A man who spends all his time worrying about how he can keep the wolf from the door
Pessimist: An optimist with experience.
Pessimist: One who complains about the noise when opporuntiy knocks.
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.  --Oscar Wilde
Pessimist: one who sees in others his own worst characteristics.
Pessimist: one who sees in others his own worst characteristics.
Pessimistic Borg: "Assimilation is futile."
Pessimistic thought leads to a self-f an acceptable de -sexed word. - Shirley Dean
Pessimistic thought leads to a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Pessimists DO IT with a sigh.
Pessimists always take the cynic route
Pessimists are optimists who know better.
Pessimists burn all their bridges ahead of them.
Pessimists can't do it.
Pessimists do it like there is no tomorrow.
Pessimists do it with a sigh.
Pessimists have already begun to worry about what is going to replace automation. - John Tudor
Pest Control motto: No aphids, ants or bugs
Pest: A friend in need.
Pet Peeve #1 - Hookers with cold hands
Pet Peeve #2 - Hookers that backwash
Pet Store = A light left on in a world full of darkness!
Pet Store:  "Buy one, get one flea."
Pet are fun.  My cat likes to play Hide-and-Go-Puke
Pet conures--God's way of saying you sleep too late.
Pet peeves? I tried dogs, cats, birds, and fish - peeves are better.
PetaQ!  That is my betleH, not a Ginsu knife! -- Worf
Pete Rose & George Steinbrenner, what a combo.
Pete Rose by any other name would smell of sweat.
Pete Rose does time, but George Bush doesn't?! Go figure!
Pete Rose is the new batting instructor for LAPD.
Pete Rose owns the Baseball Hall of Fame-He won it in a bet!
Pete Rose: The bookie stops here
Pete Townshend! - Crow on big-nosed girl
Pete asks women over to his farm and gets lofty ideas in the barn
Pete's Law: 49% of all people are scum. (The other 49% are scumettes)
Peter Critchley murdered the sysop of WitZend and posted in WORKBENCH
Peter Graham murdered the sysop of The Awesome BackYard and flamed
Peter Jennings - Liberal Media Specialist
Peter Lerner Revival!
Peter Norton
Peter Norton is the "Betty Crocker" of software!
Peter Norton saved my Momma and Data
Peter Norton saved my Momma and Data.............
Peter Norton would love to work on your disk of life.
Peter Pan - A washbasin in a house of ill repute
Peter Pan Syndrome: Men who refuse to grow up.
Peter Pan......what you put under your bed at night.
Peter Pan:  A washbasin in a house of ill repute.
Peter Pan: a specialized washbasin.
Peter Piper picked 8.810 liters of pickled peppers
Peter Piper picked a pickled peck of diggied doggy
Peter Piper picked his nose, next he'll eat it, I suppose.
Peter Piper was a hunt-an-pecker.
Peter Rabbit's Frisky Adventures.
Peter Steele and Armand, vampire -- separated at birth?
Peter aint got no keys
Peter must around here some where. The modem is still warm.
Peter using the Enterprise's replicator..."278 Trek taglines please."
Peter warned of greedy false prophets in 2 Peter 2:1-3!
Peter's Law of Substitution: Look after the molehills, and the mountains will look after themselves
Peter's Placebo:  An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.
Peter's Principle of Success: Get up one time more than you're knocked down
Peter's hungry, time to eat lunch
Peter, my vow of her.  She gave the movie
Peter, this'd be a good time for you to snap out of your trance! -EWJ
Peter:"Watcha doin' over Easter?" Jesus:"Hangin' round the Cross"
Peters hungry, time to eat lunch
Peterson, get me Forbin!
Petit jury:  twelve peers who go into a locked room and decide whether to pet it
Petition Hormel to make Spam out of Barney.
Petition:  A list of people who didn't have the nerve to say no.
Petro, I want the Amiga.  -- Bill Buck, VIScorp
Petro, I want the Amiga.  -- Manfred Schmitt, ESCOM
Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago.
Pets & Vets = Hairy.  Grab the adhesive tape!
Pets are for life, not for Christmas
Pets are fun.  My cat likes to play Hide-and-Go-Puke.
Pets are fun. My dog likes to play Hide-and-go-puke
Pets are it!
Pets are not just for Christmas, but for a LIFETIME!
Pets are people.  Just furrier and with colder noses
Pets are the soul of the household.
Pets aren't dangerous; just don't let them carry guns.
Pets just die on you, where's the fun in that?
Pets resemble their owners. Give Neelix some tropical fish.
Pets: pure love contained in small packages.
Petting:  A study in anatomy in braille.
Petting:  The study of anatomy in Braille.
Petting: A study in anatomy in braille.
Petty Officer First Class Tribble: <<<*
Petty cash
Petty crime is the scourate point and click interface
Petty crime is the scourge of business today.
Petty laws breed great crimes.
Pevac ili krelac, bice dobra supica.:))
Pex officio: bodybuilding judge.
PgUp?  Home?  Break?  End?  SysRq!
Ph'nglui mglu'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh "BOB" D'lyeh* Wgah'nagl Dhobbz f'htagn. 
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wagh'nagl fhtagn!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wagh'nagl fhtagn!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.  Or so I'm told.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.  Supposedly...
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Or so I'm told.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wzah'magl fhtagn.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Moderator R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Scott Raymond R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Ph'nglui mglw'nath Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Ph.D. stands for Pepper-head Dude, right?
Ph.D.: Piled Higher & Deeper.
Ph.D.: Post Hole Digger.
PhD, just means Piled Higher and Deeper
PhD. - Chaotic GMing
PhD...Piled High and Deeper.
PhD: Piled Higher and Deeper.
Phantom of FidoNet.
Phar-Mor's power buying gives you far more buying power!
Pharaoh's daughter -- she drew a prophet from a rush on the bank
Pharmaceutical companies have it made.  You have to take their vitamins so you can open their medicine bottles.
Pharmacists DO IT with side effects.
Pharmacologists DO IT to a response.
Pharmacologists DO IT with affinity.
Pharmacologists do it by prescription.
Pharmacologists do it with affinity.
Pharoahs worshipped cats.  Egypt lasted 3,000 years.  Coincidence?
Phartengnugen: passing gas in a Volkswagen.
Phase 1 of the Borg conquest: Introduce the GST.
Phase B of our plan involves a lot of hiding - Mike
Phaser: The ultimate point and click interface.
Phaser? I don't even know her!
Phasers are armed and ready! -Worf
Phasers are locked on target. - O'Brien
Phasers are the universal communicators.
Phasers at maximum. - Sisko
Phasers at the ready. Janeway
Phasers don't kill people, Borg kill people
Phasers don't kill people, Klingons kill people.
Phasers don't kill people, unless they're set too high.
Phasers don't kill people. Unless you set them too high.
Phasers don't kill people; Klingons kill people.
Phasers don't vaporize people, people vaporize people
Phasers fire, point blank!! - Kirk
Phasers locked and loaded
Phasers locked on target
Phasers locked on target, Captain
Phasers locked on target.
Phasers locked! - Sito
Phasers on "Blow the crap out of 'em!"... FIRE!
Phasers on Tickle
Phasers on stun Major, I want those voles taken alive! - Sisko
Phasers on stun O'Brien, I want that vole taken alive!
Phasers on stun, O'Brien... I want that vole taken alive! - Sisko
Phasers set on "Blow him to Hell" sir.
Phasers, stand by to fire on my order. Kirk
Phasers? Ya got 'em. I recharged one bank. Scott
Phasors locked on target, Captain.
Phax vobiscum: You've got mail.
Pheasants do it under glass.
Phenomenal Cosmic Powers!  (itty-bitty living space...)
Phew! After THAT much work, I'd better sav
Phew! I'm glad I finally got through all that. I guess I should sav
Phew! This smells like the boss' clothes hamper. - Greasepit
Phew! What is that smell? - Flies
Phew-ThatWouldHaveBeenTheUnkindestCutOfAll! - SpiderMan Classic
Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht!!
Phil & Sally Jesse, lost twins, on the next Geraldo !
Phil Cring has a 14.4 HST V.42bis and he LOVES it!!!!!
Phil Gramm for President 1996, get a REAL porker in the Whitehouse
Phil Gramm for President 1996, he's what America needs!
Phil Have a Happy and Safe Holiday
Phil's Law: You can't fall off the floor
Phil's second Law: the sooner you fall behind, the more time You will have to catch up
Phil, we've seen your gear. Let's get on with it! - Mike
Phil:  Limbless man in the he point and click interface
Phil:  Limbless man in the hole in the ground
Philadelphia Pa... We Bomb our Citizens
Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to exciting Camden, New Jersey
Philadelphia isn't dull - it just seems so because
Philanthropist's daughter, but she kept giving things away
Philanthropist, n. A rich (and usually bald) old gentlema
Philatelist: A good word to use when you're losing an arguement
Philately gets you nowhere
Philidelphia Flyers - to the playoffs and beyond. We want a cup!
Philip Chisholm downloaded the Sysops entire dirty pics drawer from
Philip Have a Happy and Safe Holiday
Philip R. Sharp, Congressman, (Ind.), was an Eagle Scout.
Philip...how did you know when you met your wife?--Burch
Philistines demand David be tested for steroids.
Philistines now demand David have been tested for steroids
Phill & Ginger 11-1-89  (close cover before striking)
Phill Gramm won't defeat Bill; he'll defeat the president
Phill's been pressing sixty so long it's pleated!
Phill's so cheap  - He took out fire insurance on his cigars.
Phillipine Post Office - By Imelda Letter
Phillips 666 - gasoline of the beast
Phillips Screwdriver:  Vodka and Milk of Magnesia
Phillips! Give me a screwdriver!
Phillips's Law:  Four-wheel-drive just means getting stuck in<>more inaccessible places
Phillips, give me a screwdriver - Tom
Phillips, give me a screwdriver... -- Tom Servo
Phillistines demand David be tested for steroids.
Philly...Where time is relative
Philogyny recapitulates erogeny; erogeny recapitulates philogyny.
Philomonodipolythermogamism:Loving one too many hot women
Philoneous Hebbadiah Scalley - Mike
Philosopher, n. - One who grasps at the essence of straws
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Philosophers DO IT in their minds.
Philosophers and ploughmen each must know his part. -Rush
Philosophers are tourists.  Scientists are explorers.
Philosophers can be divided into two groups: those who divide philosophers into two groups, and those who don't
Philosophers do it for pure reasons.
Philosophers do it in their minds.
Philosophers go deep.
Philosophers say adolescence is the best substitute ever invented for experience.
Philosophers think about doing it.
Philosophers think about doing it.
Philosophers think they do it.
Philosophers think they're gods
Philosophers wonder why they did it.
Philosophic enjoyment = mutual  misunderstanding.
Philosophic kings have no need of titles.
Philosophical Error -- Demonstrate the existence of a key to continue
Philosophical error:Prove the existance of a key 2 cont.
Philosophical issue: is Windows a virus or a Trojan?
Philosophically speaking, I just Kant see it
Philosophy begins in wonder, and ends in awe. - Aristotle
Philosophy begins in wonder. -- Plato
Philosophy exam = a piece of cake, a surprise, b/c was expecting some of the ?'s on a sheet of paper
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with  rules and no objectives
Philosophy is a joke.  If it isn't, you're taking life too seriously
Philosophy is a kind of revenge on reality.
Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
Philosophy is a walk on a slippery rock.
Philosophy is a walk on slippery rocks . . . --Eddie Brickell.
Philosophy is a walk on the slippery rocks.
Philosophy is for people who can't form their own opinions.
Philosophy is just a set of rules for people without chocolate!
Philosophy is the root of all things.
Philosophy is the science with which and whithout which you are at exactly the same point
Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box. - Edie Brickell
Philosophy is to life as masturbation is to sex.
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex. -- Karl Marx
Philosophy is useless. Theology is worse
Philosophy science
Philosophy will clip an angel's wings.
Philosophy will clip an angel's wings. -- John Keats
Philosophy without mathematics is like fire without water
Philosophy! Empty thinking by ignorant conceited men who think they can digest without eating!  - Iris Murdoch
Philosophy, when superficially studied, excites doubt; when thoroughly explored, it dispels it. - Francis Bacon
Philosophy:  A route leading from nowhere to nothing
Philosophy:  A route of many roads leading from nowhere t
Philosophy:  A study that lets us be unhappy more intelVulcan sex on a 1-900 line
Philosophy:  A study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
Philosophy:  unintelligible answers to insoluble problems
Philosophy: A route from nowhere to nothing...
Philosophy: A route leading from nowhere to nothing.
Philosophy: A science that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
Philosophy: Vanity multiplied by itself.
Philosophy: a set of rules for people without chocolate!
Philosophy: the profound grasp of the obvious.
Philosopy: unintelligible answers to insoluble problems.
Philosphical error - Demonstrate the existance of a key to continue.
Philysilicle - A silly tagline with Philosoopical meaning.
Phobaphobia (n.): The fear of fear itself.
Phobia -- what you have left over after you drink two out of a 6-pack.
Phobia du jour: Aelurophobia - fear of cats
Phobia:  What's left after 20 beers in a 24 pack.
Phoenix OS/2 Society, Program Chair & VP
Phoenix rise from ashes, gray.
Phoenix sinks into decay, Haughty dragon yearns to slay. - S. Brust
Phoenix versus the Borg...assimilation was fleeting...
Phoenix, Arizona: Home of the Thermally Enhanced!
Phoenix, the only city where the highway is adorned with toilets.
Phoenix:  The Official Handle of the FIDO Tagline Echo.
Phoenix: Hell  Tucson: A really good imitation
Phoenix: The Official Handle of the FIDO Tagline Echo.
Phoenix: official handle of the Taglines echo
Phoenix: official handle of the recipes echo
Phoenix? Hell, Tucson is a really good imitation.
Phone 1-800-4BLONDE for information
Phone Farr:   the Vulcan (900) number for phone sex.
Phone Farr:   the Vulcan (900) number for phone sex.
Phone Farr: Vulcan sex on a 1-900 line.
Phone Sex isn't good enough for me!
Phone Sex: Fondling the buttons!!!
Phone bill?... what phone bill, honey??
Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here?
Phone call for cbh
Phone call for chucky-pooh
Phone chocolate?  Wouldn't that get clogged in the holes?
Phone not busy = Daughter not home
Phone rates: Pay an arm and a leg to use an ear and a mouth
Phone salespeople are the traveling salesmen of the '90s
Phone sex is fun, but it leaves button marks on your butt
Phone sex is passe.  Phone chocolate is in!
Phone sex... hot line in the old town tonight
Phone sex?  But those holes are so small!
Phone sex?  Nah - Ma Bell's a little past Playmate age.
Phone sexhot line in the old town tonight...
Phone your Moderator at 3 A.M. and learn new words!
Phone your Moderator at 3 A.M. for free taglines!
Phone your Moderator at 3 am. and learn new words!
Phone your Moderator at 3 am. for free taglines...!!!
Phoneco.sys corrupted - recommend competitive market
Phoneless cord: for people who like peace and quiet.
Phones tapped anyway. - B. Dylan
Phooey on Star Trek, I don't like this show.
Phosphor Dots: A truly strange BBS sysoped by a weirdo called Louie
Phosphor Dots: A truly strange BBS sysoped by a weirdo called Louie
Phosphorus    (P)     30.97380
Photo Printing 
Photo journalists do it with a story.
Photo journalists do it with a story.
Photocopiers never come up with anything original
Photographer's daughter, but she was really developed
Photographers DO IT fish eyed.
Photographers DO IT with "enlargers".
Photographers DO IT with a flash
Photographers DO IT with a shutter.
Photographers DO IT with their subjects.
Photographers are better developed!
Photographers are great in dark rooms.
Photographers are often very candid people
Photographers can do it 36 times without reloading
Photographers do it in dark rooms.
Photographers do it in the DARK! D).
Photographers do it in the dark. 
Photographers do it on assignment.
Photographers do it on film.
Photographers do it up to 36 times without reloading.
Photographers do it while exposing.
Photographers do it with a Smile
Photographers do it with a flash.
Photographers do it with a shutter.
Photographers do it with a zoom.
Photographers do it with light
Photographers do it with multiple exposures.
Photographers do their best work in the dark !
Photographers fade faster than photographs.
Photographers let things Develop in lcan sex on a 1-900 line
Photographers let things Develop in the dark.
Photographers like to do it in the Light, Printers like to do it the d
Photographic memory:  pictures of 4MB SIMMS.
Photographic memory=128 Mb RAM.
Photojournalists do it with a story.
Photon Missles - when you care enough to send the very best.
Photon Torpedoes locked on target.
Photon Torpedoes:  when you care enough to send the very best.
Photons have Mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic
Photons have mass?!  I didn't even realize they were Catholic!?
Photons have neither morality nor visas. - David Farber, U. of Penn. professor
Photons, No Kirk, Captain has gone berzerk
Phphphttt!  Hssss!  Reee-ooow!  Damn ropes! -- Laughing Lynx
Phrase - What teaching music does to your nerves
Phriendly Phluffy Phelines R Phantastic & Phun!
Phrisbyterian, n. - When you die, your soul goes up on the roof
Phu Yuk? - 007 (Roger Moore - T.M.W.T.G.G.)
Phue!  Another sacrifice to the diaper god.
Phweeeeeeet . Anybody here ? . Ooops Sorry . What's that ?
Phycoligists say one of four people in this country are crazy
Phyllis Coates holiday ham with beer glaze.
Phyllis Diller's cooking's so bad her family chipped in together and bought her an oven that flushes
Physiatrists:  Dip Switch Re-setters.
Physical anthropologists do it with DNA
Physical chemists think they're physicists
Physical ed?  Who's he?   Spencer Tracy
Physical laws simply cannot be ignored.
Physical rape is psychological murder
Physical reality is consistent with universal laws.
Physical therapists DO IT until it hurts
Physically Pfffft!
Physician, heal thyself!
Physician:  One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and o
Physicist do it a quantum at a time.
Physicists DO IT at the speed of light.
Physicists DO IT attractively.
Physicists DO IT in 4 dimensions.
Physicists DO IT in waves.
Physicists DO IT magnetically.
Physicists DO IT particularly.
Physicists DO IT strangely.
Physicists DO IT with charm.
Physicists DO IT with frequency until it hertz
Physicists DO IT with rigid bodies.
Physicists DO IT with their vectors.
Physicists Have Strange Quarks.
Physicists do big bangs
Physicists do it a quantum at a time.
Physicists do it at two places in the universe at all times.
Physicists do it attractively.
Physicists do it energetically.
Physicists do it in black holes.
Physicists do it in waves.
Physicists do it like Einstein.
Physicists do it magnetically.
Physicists do it on accelerated frames.
Physicists do it particularly.
Physicists do it repulsively.
Physicists do it strangely.
Physicists do it ultra-relativistically.
Physicists do it up and down, with charming color, but strange!
Physicists do it with Tensors.
Physicists do it with a Big Bang
Physicists do it with a Superconducting Super Collider
Physicists do it with black bodies
Physicists do it with charm.     
Physicists do it with high energy particles.
Physicists do it with large expensive machinery. 
Physicists do it with rigid bodies.
Physicists do it with the help of an absolute Bohr (ouch!).      
Physicists do it with their vectors.
Physicists do it with uniform harmonic motion.
Physicists don't do it with meson.
Physicists get a big bang.
Physicists get hadrons.
Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are the conditions, now what happens next?  --Richard P Feynman
Physicists think they're theoretical physicists
Physics Smysics, let's eat
Physics and Law Enforcement - if it weren't for those two, I'd be unstoppable
Physics and Law Enforcement...if not for them, I'd be unstoppable
Physics and law enforcement: If it weren't for them, I'd be unstoppable
Physics is experience arranged in a logical order
Physics is experience, arranged in economical order -- ERNST MACH
Physics is not a religion.  If it were, it'd be much easier to raise money
Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a
Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money
Physics is phun?  Not if you phlunk!
Physics lesson: When a body is submerged in water, the phone rings.
Physics majors DO IT at the speed of light
Physics majors do it at the speed of light.
Physics makes the world go 'round
Physics shook its head and looked the other way.
Physics, who needs it? Sour kraut juice works wonders.
Physics: When a body is submersed, the phone rings
Physics: reverse-engineering the universe.
Pi = 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592
Pi R Round? Not at Square Pan Pizza!
Pi R Square?  No.  Pie R round, cornbread R square!
Pi R Square? No! Pie R Round-Cornbread R Square!
Pi R Squared?       No. Pie R round, Cornbread R square!
Pi R sqaure?  No, pi r round.  Cornbread R square.
Pi R square? No, Pi R round...cornbread R square!
Pi R squared.  Noo!  Pie R round, cornbread R square!
Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, brownies R square!
Pi R squared?  No - Pie R round, _*Toast*_ R square!
Pi Seconds equals a Nano-century
Pi are round. Cornbread are square.
Pi aren't square! Cornbread are square!
Pi equals 3 for sufficiently large values of 3, or small Pies
Pi is equal to 3.0. (God has a nasty habit of using base 10.472!)
Pi r Square? No, Pies are round and boxes are square
Pi r square, what a thought!!
Pi... Proof that God has a sense of humor.
Pi=3.14159265358979323846264, or 3.14159265358979323846263 on a Pentium.
Piano Mouth - Particular condition after one has eaten ch
Piano Mouth - Particular condition after one has eaten chocolate cake.
Piano Players do it with Correct Fingerings
Piano lessons can make 15 minutes feel like an hour.
Piano player available...will work for sex.
Piano players have faster fingers
Piano players touch all the keys
Piano students learn on their teachers' instruments.
Piano tuners do it twice a year.
Piano? Gosh, I thought it was part of the scenery!
Picante with a very pleasant crunch. - Timone
Picard - "Mr. Worf, honk the horn."
Picard - "Mr. Yiffy! Report to my quarters at once!"
Picard - Riker in 96!!!
Picard Beer. Budweiser. Cold. -- Riker
Picard Burger:    (No sesame seeds on the bun.)
Picard GOTO, GOING TO, GONE TO ~ Borg subroutine
Picard In A Bad Mood:  "Tea.  Earl Grey.  Ice Cold, Dammit!"
Picard Maneuver: Wait and see what happens.
Picard Pacled: We look for things, things that make it so.
Picard always drank tea.  Kirk always drank coffee.  Any questions?
Picard and Crusher, noisy in his quarters.
Picard and Riker in '96!
Picard and his lackeys would have solved this technobabble hours ago.
Picard as botanical officer:  "Make it grow!"
Picard drinks - 2 drinks!
Picard drinks tea - 3 drinks!
Picard for President.   Make it so!
Picard identifies the tea as Earl Grey - 4 drinks!
Picard in a panic on the roller coaster: "Make it slow!!!"
Picard in a small boat:  Make it row.
Picard in personal quarters: "Come!" - 2 drinks!
Picard is a bit surprised and goes flying to the floor.
Picard is a racist.
Picard is attacked/has an accident & blood is drawn - 2 drinks!
Picard is attacked/has an accident - drink!
Picard is human.... he will be back!
Picard is in his chest-revealing bedwear - 2 drinks!
Picard is the Sysop, Data the System, Wesley top D/L'er.
Picard is the Sysop, Data the System, and Wesley's the top D/L
Picard is the phallic symbol of the universe.
Picard isn't bald, just follicly challenged.
Picard kills Wesley on General Principle!
Picard never hit me! - Q I'm not Picard - Sisko
Picard on a roller coaster: "Make it slow!  Make it slow!"
Picard on the holodeck:  Make it snow.
Picard picking an away team:  Make it Ro.
Picard provides poignant "Picardness" piously,privately,perfectly.
Picard requesting a tractor beam:  "Make it tow."
Picard stands, tugs at uniform.
Picard straightens his uniform - drink!
Picard thinks I can't cut it on his starship. - Q
Picard to Enterprise  +++ATH NO CARRIER
Picard to Enterprise! PICARD TO ENTERPRISE!  Damn, it's busy
Picard to Enterprise, beam down Beverly and a six pack
Picard to Farragut: two to beam up
Picard to Homer Simpson:           "Make it DOH!"
Picard to LaForge:  Make it go.
Picard to Lwaxana: "Not THAT kind of "Engage"!
Picard to Mr Dobalina, Mr Bob Dobalina
Picard to Riker: "Now, about that horgon you wanted..."
Picard to Romulan Commander-"Are those Bugle Boy Jeans you're wearing?
Picard to bridge, where am I?
Picard to his Singer repairman:  Make it sew.
Picard to his tailor:  "Make it sew!"
Picard to seamtress "Make it sew."
Picard was right!  There *are* 4 ligh$%#$^@$#%  NO CARRIER
Picard was right!  There ARE 4 lig$^$#@$#^%#$@  NO CARRIER
Picard with a 1200 baud modem: Make it slow.
Picard with a 1200 baud modem: r! Q, take this toupee off of my head!
Picard would have been a better foil for Spock.
Picard!  You cheated!  I'm impressed!  - Q
Picard's got a Bambleweenie 57 Sub Meson Brain & an Atom. Vect. Plotr.
Picard's in his ready room. The door signals. Picard, "Go Away!"
Picard's picture is beside the word confidence in the dictionary.
Picard, Picardo, Picaro:  A captain, an actor, and a pirate.
Picard, consorting with lower rank females?
Picard, get some hair, your brains have caught cold. * Q
Picard, get some hair.  Your brain has caught cold. -- Q, "Q-In-Law"
Picard, grow some hair. Your brain has caught cold. - Q
Picard, you cheated...I'm impressed!  Q
Picard/Riker '96    Leadership for the Next Generation
Picard/Riker '96:  The choice of the Next Generation.
Picard/Riker '96: Leadership for the Next Generation
Picard/Riker '96: The choice of The Next Generation!
Picard/Riker in '92 -- The Team for the Future!
Picard/Riker in '96
Picard/Riker in '96 -- They kept us out of war.
Picard/Riker in '96!  Leadership for The Next Generation!
Picard/Riker in '96.  The choice of the Next Generation!
Picard/Riker in '96. "Make it so".
Picard/Riker in '96:  The team for the future!
Picard/Riker'92!  Leadership for The Next Generation!
Picard:  "To baldly go where no one has gone before."
Picard:  To BALDLY go where no one has gone before...
Picard:  To Baldly go where no man has gone before.
Picard:  Warp factor 9, any heading, Mr. Crusher...
Picard:  What's that smell?  Worf:  Apologies, Sir.
Picard: "Come!" - drink!
Picard: "Fire at Will." Riker: "What did I do this time??"
Picard: "I am NOT William Shatner! Q, take this toupee off my head!"
Picard: "Mister Data, your resourcefulness never ceases to amaze me."
Picard: "Natural causes? What in nature could cause that?"
Picard: Elvis? Who's that?
Picard: Fire at Will! >ZAP< THANK you Data  I mean, 'Number One.'
Picard: I am NOT William Shatner! Q, take this toupee off of my head!
Picard: I am too sexy for the Borg
Picard: Make is so!   Wesley: A zig zag stitch, sir?
Picard: No Mr Worf, you cannot use the holodeck to play DOOM
Picard: Tea, Earl Grey, hot!    Kirk: Ale, Romulan, lots!
Picard: There's ice striking the hull!  Worf: We're being hailed.
Picard: To Baldly go where....where did my hair go?
Picard: To baldly go where no man has gone before.
Picard: Warp 9, any heading, Mr. Crusher
Picard: What's that smell?  Worf:  Apologies, Sir.
Picard:" Fire at Will !" , Riker: " Hey, what did I do this time?"
Picard:"To baldly go where no one has gone before."
Picard?  Consorting with lower ranked females? -- Q
PicardDOS v6.22: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)traigten Uniform
Picardpreme being
Piccolo players do it with a little stick.
Pick 2: 1)Fast 2)Right 3)Cheap 4)Windoze (counts as 2)
Pick Any Two:  1)Cheap, 2)Fast, 3)Bug Free, 4)Win '95 (Counts As 2)
Pick Hardware and Software Specialists!
Pick MEEE!  PICK MEEEE!!
Pick Pockets 35%  Climb Walls 95%  Steal Taglines 100%
Pick Two:  1) Cheap 2) Fast 3) Bug Free 4) Windows (Counts As 2)
Pick a Cardian, any Cardian... Alan
Pick a Tagline? WHY!?!?
Pick a flower hold your breath and drift away
Pick a key. Now press it to continue.
Pick a letter from 1 to 1000. How about X, or X, or X, or even X.
Pick a number from one to green
Pick a rune...any rune
Pick a window........you're going through it
Pick another fortune cookie.
Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol
Pick me teacher! I'm ever so smart! - Martin
Pick me up you fool! -- Eric (to Adrian)
Pick me! Pick me! I know! I know!
Pick one to die, Captain, or I kill them both. - Data
Pick something unusual. An unusual suggestion. - Kirk
Pick those nits!
Pick two only of: 1) Fast, 2) Right, 3) Cheap, 4) Small
Pick two:  1)Fast 2)Right 3)Cheap
Pick two: 1) Cheap 2) Fast 3) Bug free 4) Windoze (counts as 2)
Pick two: 1)Fast 2)Right 3)Cheap 4)Windows (counts as 2)
Pick two: [1] F Q, take this toupee off of my head!
Pick two: [1] Fast   [2] Right   [3] Cheap
Pick two: [1] Fast  [2] Correct  [3] Cheap
Pick two: [1] Fast [2] Tasty [3] Cheap
Pick up a sesame seed but lose sight of a watermelon. - Chinese Proverb
Pick up dust bunnies: spray the cat with Endust and release a mouse
Pick up everything that isn't nailed down or painted.
Pick up my guitar and play, just like yesterday
Pick up the Phone and Bitch.  Letters don't get through!
Pick up the phone. I've got MNP on mׯች NO CARRIE
Pick up your wife, _Cadet_. -- Hawkeye to Penobscot
Pick your enemies carefully - they're harder to get rid of
Pick your enemies carefully - they're harder to get rid of than friends
Pick your enemies carefully - they're harder to get rid of.
Pick your nose, a PRIZE every time
Pick, scrape, roll into a ball, and flick
Pick-em!
Pick-up line - "If I weren't so romantic, I'd shoot you."
Pick-up line  "Think you can dance in those shoes?"
Pick-up line: Do you believe in the synchronocity of multiple orgasms?
Picka je polni organ, a pizda je karakterna osobina!
Picked a cute one! - Penguin
Picked up this stupid Tagline at a BBS Convention.
Pickett's First Law of Scientific Research The laws of physics change every Thurday night
Pickin' dental floss with zircon encrusted tweezers.. --Zappa
Picking anything up, Data? - Riker
Picking up some debris on our scanners, Captain. - Spock
Pickle me grandmother! - Ted Bullpit, Kingswood Country
Pickle's Law: If Congress must do a painful thing, he thing must be done in an odd-number year
Pickle:  A cucumber soured by a jarring experience!
Pickles in Connecticut must bounce.
Pickles pack the stands for the pickle races - Tom
Pickles, a Warriors condiment --Worf
Pickpocket, n. - In the kingdom of the blind, a one-eyed man
Pickup survey: Man says "Hi"-71%; Woman says "Hi"-100%
Picky Pickers practice Safe Snot.
Picky cuss, ain'tcha?
Picky people appreciate other picky people
Picky, Picky, Picky, Picky, Picky, Picky, Picky, Picky, P
Pictionary ... a game created by sadistic artists.
Picture >>  A Skeleton sitting in a Wheelchair by a bus stop.   Caption >>  Still waiting for a bus with a Working Wheelchair Lift,,,,,!!!
Picture if you will
Picture if you will
Picture this .... you... me.... whips... chains
Picture this.... you .... me.... ropes.... feathers
Picture this..you....me...whips....chains..NOW!
Picture yourself in a boat on a river - Beatles
Picture yourself in a train in a station
Picture yourself on a boat on a river...   Beatles
Picture yourself on a train in a station.   Beatles
Pictures received. All four shot dead while resisting arrest.
Pictures worth a thousand words take ten thousand times as long to draw
Piddlywinks...Short naps.
Pie Iesu Domine, dona eis requiem. <WHACK!>  Repeat as necessary
Pie Jesu Domine... dona eis requiem..." <*WHAP!*>
Pie Jesu dominae, dona aes requiem,...WUMP!
Pie Jesu, qui tollis peccata mundi
Pie R Squared?  No, Pie R round, Cornbread R square!
Pie R square. No! Pie R round. Cornbread R square
Pie R square? NO! Pie R Round! Cornbread R Square!
Pie R square? NO! Pie R Round! Sliced Bread R Square!
Pie are not square Pie are round! - Jethro Bodine
Pie are not square.  Pie are round.  Cornbread are square
Pie the entire site from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.
Pie walks into a bar. Bartender says,"Sorry we don't serve food here."
Pie: It's just not for dessert anymore. Try some for breakfast.
Piece de la resistance                       [She's hard to get next to]
Piece of cake!	-- G.S. Koblas
Piece of cake, ramscoop, arvanodes... -- Tosk
Piece of crap, but it's cheap
Piece of dirt, that is all I'm standing on today
Piece of metal, piece of board, slap 'em together & you've got a Ford
Piece of sh*t, NOT cheap, and doesn't work worth crap
Pieces are Pieces, Parts are Parts --- Frankenstein !
Pieces o' Nine! Pieces o' Nine!---Damn!  Another parroty error!
Pieces of 9! Pieces of 9! Awk!! -example of a parroty error
Pieces of Nine!  Pieces of Nine!  Another parroty error!
Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine! Grawk! (Parroty error)
Pieces of Seven!  Pieces of Seven!  SQUAWK!  (Parroty error)
Pieces of eight, pieces of nine...Awk parrotty error!
Pieces of eight. Pieces of nine. AWK, parroty error!
Pieces of meat over 8 inches thick: fry very slowly. - P.J. O'Rourke
Pieces of nine!  Pieces of nine!  Just a parroty error
Pieces of nine. Pieces of nine. Awk. Another parroty error
Pieces through Superior Firepower.
Pielibrium - Point at which the crust outweighs the filli
Pielibrium - Point at which the crust outweighs the filling, tipping over
Pier:  Harbor landing place that goes "crack" or "crunch" when hit.
Pierce shouldn't have pushed you-he should have *decked* you!-Potter
Pierce, using a textbook? - Frank Burns
Pierce, why is it we always turn up in the same place? - Frank
Pierce.  MacIntyre.  The Swine Brothers. -- Trapper & Hawkeye
Pierced.  Deal with it
Piercing, schmiercing, I'm holding out for amputation
Pierre Trudeau wouldn't have made it as a counterfeiter.
Pierre qui roule n'amasse pas de mousse!
Piety requires us to honor truth above friends. Aristotle
Pig ben: The huge time clock in a football stadium.
Pig pile! -- Hamm
Pig sty:  Hormel of the SPAM.
Pig-Pen, this is the Rubber Duck, we just ain't a'gonna pay no toll!
Pig-tailed gi-- <WHUMPH>  -Kuno
Pigeon poop!
Piggiepeeps: Holes in the toes of socks.
Piggish prow youths eye yin due.  Go to jukebox, Hodgkin.
Piggy Suey, Piggy Suey... - Buddy, "How the Tess was Won"
Piggy Suey, Piggy Suey... -- Buddy Holly
Piglet : If I wasn't such a small Borg, resistance would be useless.
Piglet of Borg:  "If I weren't such a small Borg, resistance would"
Piglet of Borg: If I wasn't such a small Borg, resistance would be usele
Piglet of Borg: If I weren't such a small Borg, resistance would
Piglet, son of Hamlet
Pigmeat Is What I Crave
Pigmentally challenged person of gender
Pigmentation: Thoughts of a swine
Pigmy: Canadian slang for Pass the backbacon eh!
Pigs DO IT in the mud.
Pigs can fly, cows go baaaa, and Nuclear Power is *safe*?
Pigs can fly... the world is flat... and missile defence is safe
Pigs in space - Matthew 8:32
Pigs!  Doesn't anyone else hear those darn pigs?!?!
Pigskin amen - The end zone kneel-and-pray
Piii! J*bes tag!
Pijani momci prolaze,duz nase tihe ulice,oni u vojsku
Pijem a ne znam cemu sve to, i pijan ja je ipak volim
Pijem po kucama. Sifra: "Alkoholicar"
Pike is a fish, not a part of a highway.
Pike it, berk! I'm Thor's proxy, and your laws don't apply to me
Pikinu's Pampered Pomeranian Paradise! 502-895-8866
Pilate saith unto him, `What is truth?' - John 18:38
Pile on many more layers, and I'll be joining you there -Pink Floyd
Piles are not a laughing matter, unless you don't have them.
Pilfering Treasury property is paticularly dangerous: big thieves are ruthless in punishing little thieves. -- Diogenes
Pilgrim Settlers - By May Flower
Pilgrim Settlers: May Flower*
Pilgrim?!  Are you sure you want to jump to your horse from that high?
Pilgrims and Davidians: Armed, separatist religious cults
Pilgrims favorate music? Plymouth Rock!
Pilgrims may follow but there can only be one Columbus.
Pill, (the), n. - Good: your daughter's on it. Bad: She's eleven
Pillage pillage pillage ... loot loot loot! - Stimpy
Pillage, Plunder, maim and put big hickeys on the fair damsels.
Piller of flame - a stack of fanatics on an echo?
Pillow talk!? *I'd* make sure mine was DEAD before *I* slept on it!
Pillows are a cat's best friend... also the clean laundry.
Pillows:  Pillows that are making Headlines.
Pills are a great way for a doctor to curse hiz family.
Pillsbury doughboy dating fresh Crumpet- The STAR!
Pillsbury doughboy dating fresh Crumpet- The STAR!
Pilot a Classic: HGN-732, The HIGHLANDER!
Pilot a classic: FLS-8K, The FLASHMAN!
Pilot a classic: MON-66, The MONGOOSE!
Pilot error: Keyboard went flying.
Pilot not found.. Please notify aircraft
Pilot:  "What's this mountain goat doing up here in a cloud bank?"
Pilots : People who call controlled mid-air collisions with planets "landings"
Pilots DO IT higher
Pilots DO IT in the cockpit.
Pilots DO IT to get high.
Pilots admit flying is hours of boredom, punctuated by moments of stark terror,,,
Pilots are above it all
Pilots are above it all
Pilots are just PLANE people with an AIR about them.
Pilots are just plane folks.
Pilots are just plane people
Pilots are plain people with a certain air about them.
Pilots are soar-heads
Pilots daughter, But she always kept her cockpit clean
Pilots do it in the cockpit.
Pilots do it on the fly.
Pilots do it on top!
Pilots do it to get high.
Pilots do it with flare. (airplanes are flared on landing)
Pilots do it with smoother approaches
Pilots have photographic memories. Some don't have film.
Pilots keep it up longer.
Pilots must not be seen together in the toilets during flights.
Pilots should avoid using illegal drugs.  -- AOPA's Pilot's Handbook, 1988
Pilots stay up longer.
Pilots, the single slowest, cheapest form of life know to A&Ps.
Pilots..They'd rather crash and burn than make a commitment.- Rachel
Piltdown: the pig that made a monkey out of a man
Pim Bastoid, the world's first cyber-humanoid - SatNews
Pimply Pears and Hairy Fishnuts?
Pin 8 is floating
Pin Farr: Uh, never mind -- too graphic for G rate
Pin Farr: Uh, never mind -- too graphic for G rated conference
Pin the donkeys on her tail, fantasy for sale. That's Entertainment
Pin-ups give us guys a good idea of what we're fighting for.
Pinch me - Mulder to Scully
Pine Farr:  Vulcan sex in the wilderness
Pine Farr: Vulcan sex in a forest.
Pine Island, MN: A man must remove his hat when meeting a cow.
Pine Island, Minnesota - A man must remove his hat with meeting a cow.
Pine Trees are fine trees!
Pine: Pine Is No-longer Elm. Win: Windows Is Not
Ping Pong Balls:  A Chinese venereal disease
Ping pong balls? I thought you said King Kong's.
Ping-Griests of Kor!
Ping-pong Farr:  Vulcan sex while playing a table tennis game
Ping-pong players DO IT with paddles
Ping-pong players always smash balls.
Pingouin dans les champs... -------------------------- Hiver mechant !
Pinhead, n. ;  See :  Clinton, William J.
Pining for the fjords???  What kind of talk is that?
Pink Farr: Vulu do, don't lie around Lorena Bobbi
Pink Floyd Error: A momentary lapse of reason.
Pink Floyd of Borg:  Learning to Assimilate
Pink Floyd of Borg:  We don't need assimilation.
Pink Floyd of Borg: All in all, we're all just Borgs in The Wall.
Pink Floyd of Borg: All in all, we're just another Borg in the Wall.
Pink Floyd of Borg: Learning to Assimilate.
Pink Floyd of Borg: We don't need no assimilation!
Pink Hearts! Blue Moons! Green Japanese Boys!
Pink is the navy blue of India.
Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel..
Pink slips are an extremely effective means of communication.
Pinking shears! - Mike opening Gypsy's gift
Pinky Borg, are you assimilating what I'm assimilating?
Pinky of Borg: Gee Brain, who are we gonna assimilate tonight?
Pinky!  It's PINKY and the Brain!
Pinky! You've just created an international incident. -Brain
Pinky, I told you to stop that. - The Brain
Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? -- The Brain
Pinky, set phasers on `conquering the universe' - Brain
Pinky, you are a threat to tolerance. - Brain
Pinky...are you pondering what I'm pondering? - Brain
Pinky? Oh, Pink-oof! He he he! - Brain
Pinned you again! - Nala
Pinned you! - Nala
Pinnochio, whatever you do, don't lie around Lorena Bobbitt!
Pinocchio is broken. His strings have been cut.--Riker
Pinocchio:  Love is a many splintered thing.
Pins 2 & 3 (RS-232) permanently connected to ground.
Pinto: Put In New Transmission Often
Pinto: Put In Nickel To Operate
Pioneer Hams built their own gear and sparked themselves to death
Pioneering basically amounts to finding new and more horrible ways to die. - John W. Campbell
Pioneers are the guys out in front with arrows in their chests.
Pioneers are the ones with the arrows in their backs.
Pioneers in really BIG stuff - Mike on Bert I. Gordon
Pioneers: The ones with the arrows sticking in them
Pipe Cleaner: A flexible toothpick with long underwear.
Pipe down or I'll climb back there and butter your heads.-Dexter's Dad
Pipe down, Gilligan. It's your fault we're here
Pipe down, bubble head - Crow to Tom
Pipe fitters do it with blowtorches.
Pipe fitters do it with tight joints.
Pipe fitters. Snake handlers - Crow
Pipecleaner - A toothpick with long underwear.
Pipers do it with Amazing Grace
Pippin...Another rotten Apple, but this time there's no core to dump.
Pippo, the Marx Brother nobody liked! -- Tom Servo
Piracy has increased steadily with sales of MS-DOS.  Coincidence?
Pirate Secrets - By Barry Deloot
Pirate: One who runs after treasure or for public office
Pirated Tagline. Contact the author, then the cops and your Sysop
Pirates demand your money or your life; women expect both
Pirates do it with stumps.
Pirates, they're recking it for everyone!
Pisceans are the best people around!
Pisceans do it like no one else does it! Neptune Rules Man!!!
Pisces work for scale
Piss everyone off!  Nuke the Gay Baby Whales for Jesus.
Piss me off - Pay the consequences!
Piss me off and someday psychics will lead dogs to find your body
Piss me off...Pay the consequences.....
Piss off
Piss off a liberal:  Buy a legal gun
Piss off a liberal: buy a gun!
Piss off and wither
Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!
Pissed off Porkey (Durkwood Boars)
Pistol club: Pist'al day, pist'al night!
Pistol:  A flower's only protection against insects.
Pistols at Dawn!  Dawn, what's she got to do with it?
Pistrix! Pistrix!
Pit Bull on my arm or a Marine on my ass? Here doggie!
Pitbull's motto: If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em.
Pitbull-Collie cross: A dog that rips off your leg then runs for help
Pitbulls don't kill people...uh, yeah, I guess they do.
Pitch: Technique for asking the bank for another loan
Pitcher's daughter, but you should have seen her curves
Pitchfork (n.): used to unload dead babies from boxcars
Pitchfork:  a device for collecting dead babies
Pithy tagline
Pitle pecker pipped a pete of peppled pickers
Pits are there, so we can grow more.
Pitts pilots do it upside down and in a tail slide.
Pity @N. He receives care packages from Somalia
Pity Al Gore. He receives care packages from Bosnia.
Pity Bill Clinton. He receives care packages from Bosnia.
Pity He. He receives care packages from Somalia.
Pity I don't have any more bullets, thought Frito
Pity Orville Bullitt. He receives care packages from Somalia.
Pity William James. He receives care packages from Somalia.
Pity a donkey with a IQ of 138.  Nobody likes a smart ass.
Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead.
Pity is the deadliest thing that can be offered to a woman.<Baum>
Pity stayed  find your body
Pity stayed his hand - "Pity I'm out of bullets"
Pity stayed his hand. 'It's a pity I've run out of bullets.'
Pity the cat.  It has gotten dumber as it evolved.
Pity the donkey with IQ 138.  Nobody likes a smart ass
Pity the egg...it gets laid only once.
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth. - Don Marquis
Pity the nearsighted proctologist
Pity the nearsighted proctologist. --Maynard Gibson
Pity the poor cat, it's gotten dumber as it's evolved.
Pity the poor corpuscle, for he labors in vein
Pity the poor egg: it only gets laid once
Pity the poor fools that defend Clinton's lies.
Pity's a sugar coating the ignorant put on their prejudice to feel better about it.-Phillip Thetford
Pity.  It's more thorough than the Dickens.
Pity... I'm all out of glue solvent. - Karbunkle
Pity? It was pity that stayed his hand.
Pity? There is no such word in our vocabulary! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!!!
Pivo uvek cuti.
Pixel - Tinkerbell after the hormone shots
Pixel, the cat you don't have to let out.
Pixels, pixels, pixels.  Darn, pixels!
Pixie Stix aren't just sugar, they're a way of life.
Pixie says she's not behind this
Pizza & beer - it's not just for breakfast anymore
Pizza *is* the four food groups.
Pizza - it's not just for breakfast any more!
Pizza Allocation Error - System Halted
Pizza Boy not found: (A)bort (R)etry (B)uy fish and chips
Pizza Boy not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Pizza Hut for Windows:  ooey GUI good
Pizza IS the four food groups!
Pizza Pizza this! -- Joel Robinson
Pizza Pizza!
Pizza Pizza, my ass! -- Tom Servo
Pizza Stone?  Is that like a Soup Stone?
Pizza The Hut!
Pizza Toppings, by 'Pepper O. Nee'
Pizza _is_ the four food groups.
Pizza always burns the roof of your mouth
Pizza and hookers, get IT in 30 minutes or 3 dollars off
Pizza delivery boys come in 30 minutes, or it's free.
Pizza for Breakfast.  Its the wrong thing to do!
Pizza inside
Pizza is life.  It is all around us. - radio ad
Pizza is proof of higher intelligence. A liberal Congressman isn't
Pizza is proof of higher intelligence. Congress isn't.
Pizza just isn't the same without extra cheese.
Pizza not found: (A)bort (R)edial (P)anic
Pizza rule #1, be sure you can identify every topping
Pizza the Hutt!
Pizza!  Nature's perfect food. -- Don Schanke
Pizza! Pizza! MY A$$!
Pizza, blonds, and Star Trek... what a combination!
Pizza, n. - Something that, like sex, even when it's bad it's kinda good
Pizza, n. - The four major food groups, all in one
Pizza, redheads, and Star Trek... what a combination!
Pizza-Delivery men do it in 10 minutes or less!
Pizza: It's not just a food group, it's a way of life.
Pizza: Nature's perfect food.
Pizzicato - A small Italian pie garnished with cheese, anchovies, etc
PkUnHook SILK_BRA.38C successful.  begin PkLick? (y/n)
PkZip this
PkZip this...
Pkunzip  levi's.zip.......Exploding  Bigcock.exe!!!!!!!!
Pkunzip WOMAN.ZIP --- Error: don't no how to handle STRAP.BRA.
Pkunzip male 'Hey! Sorry! *88455gfkdd,k NO CARRIER
Pkzip v. _._ will be released in the ___ qtr. of 19__!
Place "very funny" recipe here.
Place "very funny" tagline here.
Place Tagline Here - - - >  So That's Where It Goes
Place Your Ad Here
Place all paint in the rear.  Leave no stern untoned
Place all your Tom Swifties here, said Tom stoically.
Place an "X" in this box [   ] if you have read this tagline before.
Place blood sacrifice on keyboard to continue.
Place foot in mouth.  Shoot mouth off.  Shoot self in foo\A
Place in Reader's Mind, Light Fuse, Get Away.  Do Not Hold in Hand.
Place it on it's side and it's the symbol meaning... Infinity!
Place magnet here #### to alter display colors.
Place recipe here -----
Place to look for a helping hand: the end of your own arm
Place written complaint and proof here====>[]
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
Place your hand on it. And concentrate on the stone. Chakotay
Place your tray tables in the upright, locked position
Placebin:  the active ingredient in placebos
Places to go, people to annoy
Plagarism is the most sincere form of stealing
Plagarism is the sincerest form of flattery
Plagarism prohibited.  Derive carefully.
Plagarism saves time
Plagarism, n. - The most sinister form of flattery
Plagerism is the sincerest form of flattery.
Plagiarism is copying from another.  Research is copying from many
Plagiarism is copying from one source; research is copying from two or
Plagiarism is dangerous.  Derive carefully!
Plagiarism is prohibited, so derive carefully
Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery.
Plagiarism not allowed.  Derive carefully.
Plagiarism prohibited -- Derive carefully.
Plagiarism saves time!
Plagiarism! That was really Harold Bibik's "moose" tagline!
Plagiarism: to copy from another.  Research: to copy from many
Plagiarist: Someone who forges ahead.
Plagiarists are always suspicious of being stolen from.
Plagiarists have, at least, the merit of preservation
Plagiarize, but please call it research!
Plagiarize, that's why God made your eyes- Tom Lehrer
Plague didn't care who it killed. - The Stand
Plagues of locusts, and frogs, and MS-DOS, and Windows 95.
Plaigerize! Only remember always to call it 'research'.
Plain dealing is more often praised than practiced
Plain old stupid Tagline
Plain old stupid signature
Plain truths need not be proved
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. - Katharine Hepburn
Plainess has its peculiar temptations quite as much as beauty. <Eliot>
Plan B > Use your .bak files.
Plan B. Use your .bak files.
Plan Position Indicator:  Kama Sutra
Plan ahead - learn Japanese.
Plan ahead.  It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
Plan ahead.  Remember...it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
Plan ahead:  After all, it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
Plan to be more spontaneous.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
Plan to throw one away.  You will anyhow.
Plan to throw one away.  You will anyway. - Fred Brooks
Plan: To make a machine that will be proud of us. -- Thinking Machine's motto.
Plan? PLAN? I have no plan! Who mentioned a plan?<whistling>-Anna S
Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
Plane ticket to Florida: CHEAP, return ticket not needed.
Plane unregistered: 15 min flight time exceeded..!
Planes don't kill people - the ground does.
Planescape (n.): see Munchkinland
Planet - A body of Earth surrounded by sky
Planet 98% full.  Delete moderators?  (Y/n)
Planet 98% full.  Delete politicians?  (Y/n)
Planet Claire has pink air
Planet Claire has pink air * All the trees are red
Planet Connect: what is it? what does it do to my mail? Next Geraldo!
Planet Connect?  Great... WHICH FREAKIN' PLANET?!?
Planet Druidia is in sight sir
Planet Earth has been UNREGISTERED for 6,978,253,410.983 years.
Planet Earth is blue, and there's nothing I can do
Planet Earth, a shareware program
Planet Earth:  Love it or leave it.
Planet Earth: Not A Good Place To Be Wilderness
Planet G889 doesn't look like the brochure, Devon -JD
Planet Strike  Now you're playing with fission!
Planet Strike  The thinking man's 3D adventure!
Planet Three don't come with no instructions.
Planet allocation error  A)bort F)ail R)eboot Universe
Planet breakup is imminent, Captain. - Spock
Planet, scmanet, Janet!
Planet:  A body of Earth surrounded by sky.
Planetary creation error:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (E)volve?
Planets are smarter than astronomers because planets can solve
Planets tend to have a rather difficult time abruptly changing course
Plankton lobbyist:  "NUKE THE WHALES!"
Plankton lobiest: "Nuke the whales!"
Planned Parenthood is nothing of the sort.
Planned parenthood - the impossible dream.
Planning is the substitution of error for chaos. --Anonymous
Planning never beat du! It's hot!
Planning tomorrow's problems today.
Plant Audrey from "Little Shop of Horrors" in Barney's garden.
Plant a glove? Hell, Fehrman couldn't plant a tulip bulb.
Plant a tree...bury Algore!
Plant newspaper, add sarcasm, tags sprout in 4-6 nsec.
Plant the demon seed, raise a flower of fire --U2
Plant you now and dig you later!
Plant your seeds!  Keep prices down!
Plant zucchini only if you have lots of friends.
Plasma is another matter.
Plasma physicists do it with everything stripped off.
Plasterblaster: An argument heard through apartment walls.
Plasterers DO IT hard.
Plasterers to it hard.
Plastering my name all over this place.
Plastic Surgery - operation paid for by a credit card...
Plastic explosives will be appropriate later in the week.
Plastic gun.  Ingenious.  More coffee, please.
Plastic packaged foods are very uncanny.
Plastic packaged foods are very uncanny.
Plastic soldiers in the miniature dirt war--Jim Morrison
Plastic surgery --->  Cutting up your credit cards  
Platapus - not one of the 7 dirty words you can't say on the radio.
Platapus - not one of the 7 dirty words you can't say on the radio.
Plate.  Shrimp.  Plate of shrimp.  I tell ya, it's weird.
Platemail +5 only comes in two sizes, too large and too small.
Platforms that do not run DOOM are irrelevant.
Platinum Xpress! It's hot!
Platinum Xpress! Wildcat's Integrated Frontend Tosser/Packer
Platinum Xpress.... You know whats next!
Platinum Xpress...Your Cat will never be the same!
Platinum Xpress...coming to a Wildcat! BBS near you!
Platinum Xpress...even your CAT! won't believe it!
Plato is a bore. <Nietzsche>
Plato is a bore. -Nietzsche
Plato is dear to me, but dearer is the truth. -- Aristotle
Plato was a bore. - Friedrich Nietzsche
Plato's Republic:  The most swinging form of government
Platonic LOVE: two are playing with a gun and think it is play.
Platonic is to Plato what plutonic is to Pluto [WOOF]
Platonic love is love from the neck up.
Platonik LOVE: two are playing with a gun and think it is
Platt's Starport Guide - By West End Games
Platypus--Proof that God has a sense of humor
Plaudipus: a small roman mammal that lays eggs and then presents you with a bill. -- Heath, with minimal contribution from me
Plavo je zelenije nego zuto.
Play "carrier landing" - jump 50 ft and try to lick a postage stamp.
Play Country Music backwards.It'll get your job back, wife back
Play DOOM ][ by Modem?  E-mail me and let's rock n' roll!
Play GOD, become a moderator 
Play Gay poker, no straights and queens are wild
Play It, Sam
Play Muzak on elevators, rap on escalators, and I'll WALK up.
Play Nethack, visit exotic locations, meet strange creatures and kill them
Play R&R backwards and it'll screw up the needle.
Play Rogue, visit exotic locations, meet strange creatures and kill them.
Play U BBS Crash? OK, you go first#^#$ NO CARRIER
Play With Fire -preferred Rolling Stones song to use for Win95
Play a song you like really loud, over and over
Play another role...Try and lose control.
Play ball: last 2 words of the U.S. national anthem at baseball games.
Play country music backwards, you get back your job, your girl
Play electronic games? You have too much time on your hands.
Play endless games of stick-ball on I-94 - Tom
Play for the emblem on the front, not thIt's hot!
Play for the emblem on the front, not the name on the back.- F. Shero
Play it Again, Sam
Play it LOUD!
Play it again Sam.....
Play it again, Sam
Play it again, Sam.  I always wanted to say that. -- Al
Play it again, Sam. I always wanted to say that. - Al, "Piano Man"
Play it again, bard.
Play it dark, & play it loud
Play it safe, trade in your sex drive for a hard drive!
Play it, Sam. Play... As Time Goes By -- Elsa
Play it, again Sam.
Play it, hep cats! - EWJ
Play my game or get left behide! -Spice Girls
Play nicely with your toys. - Woody
Play poker with Tarot cards. Got a flush. 5 people died
Play the FL Lotto! Just don't tell me the Odds!
Play with my keys, pleaaase!
Play with tigers, ya get covered in yellow and black hair
Play with tigers, ya get covered in yellow fur
Play with tigers, you get covered in yellow hair. - Duckman
Play with your insanity, shatter your reality. - Slayer
Play you BBS Crash? OK, you go first#^#$ NO CARRIER
Play you cards right, you live to talk about it! - Thunder
PlayBorg: I only assimilate the articles. Honest.
PlayFerengi: Magazine full of Ferengi women wearing clothes.
Playborg Centerfold:  Candace Borgen.
Playboy bunnies are pubic hares
Playboy channel?  Nah, I've got the holodeck channel!
Playboy offered me a great deal of money. -- Sherilyn Fenn
Playboy, n. - A hedonist looking for consenting shedonists
Played Poker w/ Tarot Cards--got a flush--5 people died
Played frisbee with the dog.  Boy is he ever heavy!
Played poker w/Tarot cards. Got a flush & 5 people died
Played poker with Tarot cards, got a flush, and 5 died
Played poker with Tarot cards.  Got a flush.  5 people died.
Played poker with Tarot cards. Full house & 5 people died
Played poker with Tarot cards. Got a flush. 5 people died.
Played poker with Tarot last night. Got a full house. 5 people died
Played poker with tarot cards. Got a flush. Five people died!
Played poker with three Klingons and a Ferengi. Wow, what a match.
Played solitaire with Tarot cards5 people died.
Playen with a Dragon or a Moderator could get you CUT<snip>
Player Character says doubtfully, "Does a 3 save?" <sigh>
Player Character to Sith:  "But I'm only a woman!" (actually happened)
Player Characters come in two types - Quick and Dead.
Player to Bad DM:"But nuclear weapons haven't been invented yet!"
Player to Bad DM:"Just how many Liches are in this village?"
Player to Bad DM:"That's it's 43rd attack can we draw our weapons now?
Player to Bad DM:"Whadda ya mean each kobold has a wand of Orcus?"
Player: "Can my sword talk to your axe?"
Player: "Hey, wanna trade magic items?"
Players DO IT in a team
Players Defense #1: "Never trust a DM with a BIG grin......" }:)
Players who have lost one turn, lose one turn. -- Joel Robinson
Playin' rap so loud I found a gold tooth in my ear!
Playing "Achy Breaky Heart" on bagpipes doesn't improve either one.
Playing God is my favorite game
Playing Greek bingo, Frank? - Trapper
Playing Kquest ?
Playing RPG: part of the fun is watching other people stumble
Playing Russian roulette with a full gun
Playing Scrabble, but we can't figure out what words he's building.
Playing With The Christmas Fire  - By Yule B. Sari
Playing a Nietzsche with a pocket full of kryptonite
Playing a billion in a row on KRQR, the station that doesn't count too good.
Playing against a team with Ian Chappell as a captain turns cricket match into gang warfare. - Mike Brearley, 1980
Playing an endgame with a king and no other pieces.
Playing an unamplified electric guitar is like strumming on a picnic table
Playing an unamplified electric guitar is like strumming on a picnic table. -- Dave Barry, "The Snake"
Playing around with DeLuxe is real fun!
Playing baseball with a rubber bat.
Playing cards have the top half upside down for cheaters
Playing doctor and nurse, it can be good for your health.
Playing hide and seek with the ghosts of dawn
Playing his oboe with just one reed.
Playing hockey with a warped puck.
Playing in traffic on the information superhighway
Playing it safe? - T.Riker
Playing solitaire with a pinochle deck
Playing the fool and winning.
Playing the games that we know and in tears - Pink Floyd
Playing the guitar on the 1-2-3
Playing the lead violin part on a viola.
Playing the lead violin part on a viola.
Playing the part of an ingenue in your personal tragedy
Playing with a ball of yarn, kitty?  Hey...where's the spaghetti?
Playing with fire is a hot proposition.
Playing with the Christmas Fire: Yule B. Sari
Playing you is very good for my confidence
Plays pinochle with a poker deck.
Plays solitaire...  for cash.
Plays tennis with no net and finds it challenging.
Plays well with others, sometimes runs with sissors
Plays...Of...The Week! - Crow as girls wrestle
Pleasant Valley Pheasant Pluckers.  Pleasant Valley Pheasant Pluckers
Pleasant dreams, sir. - Data to Picard
Pleasant dreams... - J. Biafra
Pleasant experiences to you, accumulation of matter over spirit
Pleasant prospects for the future are indicated.
Pleasant visual aspects exist in the optical organ of its owner.
Please  click the left mouse button to continue
Please Ambassador, one thing at a time.
Please Bypass This Heart
Please Captain not in front of the Klingons
Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons -- Spock
Please Captain, not in front uh de Klin'ons.
Please Captain...Not in front of the Klingons!
Please DONT TAKE THIS MESSAGE TOO SERIOUSLY IT IS 4AM
Please Dispurse, there is nothing to see here, please move along.
Please Don't Honk; I can only go Warp 4
Please E-Mail me a zipped packet of Ocala, Florida sunshine!
Please Excuse Me. I Have To Go Get An Ice Cream Sundae
Please God!  Not ANOTHER learning experience!
Please God, Give me patience, but HURRY!
Please God, I'm only 17 - Crow as cars crash
Please God, give me patience -- and hurry!
Please God, just one more hit record - Tom as Paul Anka
Please God, not *another* learning experience!
Please Help Needed Tags.....List Above
Please Hold...
Please Lord, not another learning experience!
Please Make Us Famous (PMUF)
Please Mike, cover my eyes! - Tom Servo as tough couple kisses
Please Mr. Custard, I don' wanna gel
Please Mr. Moderater, Don't hit me !  I'll get back to the Subject !
Please Mr. Moderator... May I have another?
Please Mr. Sysop I want some more
Please Mr. Sysop, may I have another?
Please Mr. Sysop... I want some more
Please Mr/Ms./Mrs./Miss Moderator...May I have another?
Please Ms. Moderator...May I have another?
Please Pick-up your empty brass
Please Press CTRL-ALT-DEL.
Please Reply Snail Mail...My daughter needs a strong back & weak mind.
Please Return The Stewardess To Her Original Position!
Please Santa, debug Windows 95 for me? -Bill Gates
Please Santa, give everyone Win95 to monopolise the market -Bill
Please Santa, let me take the toys to the naughty girls!
Please Santa, send me the source code for OS/2 -Bill Gates
Please Show Me The Way
Please Stand By
Please Tell Me if you Don't Get This Message
Please Type In Lower Caps. YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL!
Please Wait . . . Eating Hat.
Please abuse your drugs elsewhere.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member. -- Groucho Marx
Please accept our apology for your inconvenience.
Please adjust your Editor to 'wrap' at column 65 or less.
Please affix a 29-cent stamp on your next message.
Please affix a 29-cent stamp to send this message
Please affix a 32-cent stamp on your next message
Please all, and you will please none
Please allow me 2 introduce myself ];->
Please allow me to introduce myself
Please and Thanks are words to love by.
Please attempt to not ever split infinitives
Please be good today ball. I'd hate to have to kill you.
Please be patient - this is my first time.
Please be patient with me; I'm still learning!
Please be patient--this is my first time.
Please be sure to exit before leaving. - Jack Treger
Please bear with me. I am slightly shell shocked.
Please bother me, I'm having a fantasy
Please buckle up BEFORE entering the Information SuperHighway
Please call IBM.  I believe my computer's on fire.
Please call back later - All lines are tied up...%$#@& - KNOT CARRIER
Please call the windows police.  I've caught another gpf
Please captain, not in front on the Klingons. -- Spock
Please change the channel
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Pleasure is labor too, and tires as much.--Wm.Cowper
Pleasure is the bait of sin.
Pleasure is the start and end of living happily -- Epicurus
Pleasure just makes the rest of life seem worse.
Pleasure leaves a fingerprint  Scars
Pleasure leaves a fingerprint as surely as mortal pain. -Scars, Rush
Pleasure leaves a fingerprint... -RUSH Scars
Pleasure's a sin, and sometimes sin's a pleasure.
Pleasure, or wrong or rightly understood, Our greatest evil, or our greatest good. - Alexander Pope
Pleasure, what is this?    - Wormhole Creatures.
Pleasure...  What is this?  Wormhole creators
Pleasure/Fleeting; Cost/Exorbitant; Position/Ridiculous Sex: the poor man'
Pleeeeaaassseee RICKY!?!?!?!?!?
Pleeeeease, Hillary? I haven't vetoed *anything* yet
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Plenty of myelin but not enough neurons
Plenty of room for you, Hotshot. -Rita Longshot. My names Longshot.
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Plenty of time for you to get a good nights sleep. - Bashir
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Plergb hfarizz ungemby, AND COFFEE.  -- McCoy
Plerique amicos, tanquam pecudes, eos potissium
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Plodding along with Plodigy.
Plodding wins the race. - Aesop
Plop! Plop! Fizz! Fizz! Oh what a relief it is! - Alka-Seltzer
Plop, plop, *.FIZ, *.FIZ
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Plop. Plop. Plop - Mike & Bots on group of horses
Plot a course, there's coffee in that nebula! - Janeway
Plot a course, there's coffee in that nebula!-Janeway "The Cloud"
Plot a course, there's coffee in that nebula. - Janeway
Plot hod my name
Plot hole- RUSH Circumstances
Plot holes big enough to lose planets in." SPACE: ABOVE & BEYOND
Plot point! Plot point! - Tom
Plots on Trek, now theres a good one!!!
Plow a straight furrow and you're in a rut.
Pluck yer magic twanger, Froggie.
Pluck your magic twanger, FROGGIE!!!!
Plucky Reginald Vas Deferens is a nuclear scientist.
Plucky go down the HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLEEEEE!!!  <glub!>
Plug a pizza in the socket and get a pizza delight.
Plug your modem in backwards and hear the Devil's own words!
Plum Farr: Vulcan sex using your thumbs
Plum Farr: Vulcan sex while eating fruit
Plumb Good: Dwayne Pipe*
Plumber's helper: What you need after Hamburger Helper
Plumber's motto; A flush beats a full house.
Plumber, Ma'am - you said have a hole you want plugged?
Plumber: You can find us under Water in the yellow pages!
Plumbers Creed:  A good flush beats a full house anytime!
Plumbers DO IT where its wet.
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Plumbers do it in the bathroom.
Plumbers do it in the shower.
Plumbers do it on the toilet.
Plumbers do it under the sink.
Plumbers do it with caulking compound.
Plumbers do it with plumber's friends.
Plumbers do it with snakes and helpers.
Plumbers do it with tools.
Plumbum, peachbum, applebum, bananabum:  homeless fruits
Plunk yer magic twanger Froggy !
Plunk your magic twanger, Froggyyyyy!
Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose. -La Rochefoucauld
Plus ca change, plus ne ca change rien
Plus ca' change, plus ca' la meme chose.
Plus car change: trading up.
Plus je connais le Mac, plus j'aime le PC
Plus puto, minus scio--The more I learn, The less I know
Plus vite Jack!. Mais nous allons  38500 bauds!
Plus e la change, plus c'est la mm chose
Plus '
Plus, Apogee and id Software are friends. - Mark Klem
Plus, I'm dumb! - Mike as girl
Plus, you got some drool on your chin. - The Tick, to Barry
Plush ca change: reupholstering.
Pluto can be seen with the naked eye at Disneyland.
Pluto/DOS v1.32 unreg
Plymouth        Please Leave Your Motor On Unless There's Help
Plymouth        Please Let Your Mother Out <from> Under The Hood!
Plymouth: Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
Plymouth: Pontiac	Poor old ni**er thinks it's a Cadillac
Plymouth: Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadilliac
Plymouth: Pussy Lips <in> Your MOUTH
Plywood PC--TomCat!/SLMR Support--1-604-DISCONNECTED
PnP - Plug and Pray
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosisisisi
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis can kill!
Po sumama i gorama,nase zemlje ponosne,idu cete partizana
Po zanimanju sam pesimista
Po zanimanju sam pesimista........
Pobeci negde, daleko, sto dalje, gde ne trebaju pilute za spavanje,
Pobody's Nerfect!
Pobody's nerfect.
Pobogu, druze moj, sta ti je, necu da budem clan mafije,
Pocahontas is your hero!
Pocahontas of Borg: Can you assimilate all the colors of the wind?
Pockalanche - Perpetual action where items fall out of a
Pockalanche - Perpetual action where items fall out of a shirt pocket.
Pocket calculator
Pocketbook wearing Jester: See Richard Hsiung
Pockets deepened, renegade loaded by financial force
Pockets!  I have POCKETS!!!
Poco just went crazy
Podiatrists are a strange lot, and cannot be trusted. Teachings of Bob
Podiatrists do it with feet.
Podiatrists do it with someone else's feet.
Podiatrists hear many a wail of toe
Podkayne of Mars by RAH by Robert A. Heinlein
Pods lie #29:I don't match any URA Pagan Redneck tRUSH Circumstances
Pods lie #29:I don't match any URA Pagan Redneck tagline descriptions.
Poems? Sure. --Jim Morrison
Poet's motto: It could be verse!
Poet, Priest, Angel, Demon, Ghost, Friend, Lover, or Madman
Poet: to transfer a liquid - "Just POET down the sink!"
Poetic Borg:You will compose assimilated rhythms and rhymes.
Poetic Justice : A Lawyer with his tongue cut out.
Poetic Justice: A Moderator getting moderated by the users.
Poetic Justice: A co-moderator getting moderated
Poetic Justice: A lawyer with his tongue cut out.
Poetic Justice: A moderator getting moderated by the user
Poetic Justice: a moderator getting moderated by the co-moderator.
Poetic justace:  A moderator without a node number.
Poetic justice - A co-moderator getting moderated, in public
Poetic justice:  A moderator getting moderated by the USERS!
Poetic justice:  A moderator getting moderated by the co-moderator.
Poetic justice: A co-moderator getting moderated, in public.
Poetic justice: A moderator forgets to pay his/her CRP in
Poetic justice: A moderator getting moderated by the NEC.
Poetic justice: A moderator with his/her tongue cut out
Poetic justice: A moderator without a node number
Poetic justice: a moderator getting moderated, in public.
Poetic justice: a moderator's phone gets cut off
Poetic justice: make a moderator of he who complains about moderation
Poetry In Baseball - By Homer
Poetry and Power Tools:  "The sun creeps up / THE DAY AWAKES / ..."
Poetry answers a need ...from an unknown part of ourselves.<Griffith>
Poetry comes closer to vital truth than history. -Plato
Poetry has its own laws speaking for the life of the planet.<Hogan>
Poetry has saved me again and again.<Ruckeyser>
Poetry in Baseball: Homer
Poetry is a mixture of common sense, which not all have, with an uncommon sense, which very few have. - John Masefield
Poetry is an echo, asking a shadow to dance
Poetry is an echo, asking a shadow to dance. <Carl Sandburg>
Poetry is as exact a science as geometry. - Flaubert, Gustave (1821-1880)
Poetry is made out of our quarrel with ourselves. - William Butler Yeats
Poetry is not one of my favorite subjects, Tom said adversely
Poetry is the spontaneous overflow of powerful feelings
Poetry is what Milton first saw after he went blind.
Poetry isn't obscene . . . it's per verse.
Poetry isn't obscene.......it's per verse!
Poetry isn't revolution but a way of knowing that it must come.<Rich>
Poetry, Captain.  Non-regulation.  Spock
Poetry, like chastity, can be carried too far.  - Mark Twain
Poets are rather silent on the subject of cheese.
Poets do not go mad; but chess players do - G.K. Chesterton
Poets go from bad to verse
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G. K. Chesterton
Poets have been strangely silent on the subject of cheese.
Poets just go from bad to verse
Poets speak their heart and then bleed for it --U2
Pogledaj dom svoj, andjele, i skini paucinu s ociju,
Pognute glave, krijuci bore zatvorim oci i vidim nju
Pogo Farr: Vulcan sex on a pogo stick
Pogo Farr: Vulcan sex with a cartoon opossum.
Pogo ergo possum
Pogo sticks make people jumpy.
Pohl's law:  Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it
Pohl's law: Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere,
Pohl's law: Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.
Poignant how they're trying to set up the series - Tom
Point 007, licensend to poll
Point a finger of blame; you have 3 pointed at yourself!
Point and click, drag and dump.
Point at someone, you point three at yourself
Point blank, better than long distance
Point click point clic...guess my mouse isn't loaded.
Point is Point
Point me down the right line because it's time -Floyd
Point me in the direction of Albuquerque...  - Partridge Family
Point me, Click me, Treat me like a Mouse.
Point not found.  (A)bort (R)eread (I)gnore?
Point not found.  A)nnoy, R)eread, I)nfer?
Point not found. A)bort, R)eread, I)gnore.
Point of No Deposit, No Return
Point of know return.
Point of message not found. A)bort, R)eread, I)gnore.
Point savagely brought home.--Bob Kohl
Point...click...ERRORTHEN what?
Point:  I wasn't jumping, I was commenting. -- Jack Butler
Pointing and clicking can be a real drag sometimes.
Pointing device? My cat thought it was dinner
Pointing every finger at me
Pointing is rude! Depends on what you point with
Pointless behavior, and plenty of it
Pointless pedantry. It's a living, though... - Liche
Pointless point of Confuscion
Pointless:  Teaching a dog to fetch boomerangs.
Points Rule 5: Everyone must buy the sysop chocolate.
Points of law are not laws
Points r Sysop To Continue
Poise is the act of raising the eyebrows instead of the roof
Poise, charisma, attitude... that's what life is all about- Wattybombatty
Poison Gas: Instrument of Death - Dachow, Auschwitz, Waco
Poison ivy + four leaf clover = rash of good luck
Poisoned coffee, n.: Grounds for divorce
Poisoning pigeons on the grass alas alas
Poisonous Displacer Adamantine Giant Space Hamster.
Poisonous Plants - By Dudley Nightshade
Poit!! - Brain
Poit. - Pinky Narf. - Brain
Pok pok pok, P'kok! - Superchicken
Poke a few holes in him so he don't explode - Crow
Poke fun at my ancestors..you may see the sap running out of the tree.
Poke her with the Soft Cushions!!
Poke your head up every once in a while. Take a look around. -Siskos
Poke?  I hardly know her!
Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist
Poker Face:  The face that launched a thousand chips
Poker Is that some kind of a game? -- Riker
Poker face: The face that launched a thousand chips.
Poker players DO IT with a full house
Poker players DO IT with a royal flush.
Poker players DO IT with two pair.
Poker players do it on the table and bet on the outcome.
Poker players do it with their own hand.
Poker, is that a game of some sort?  -Riker
Poker... Is that some kind of a game? -- Riker
Poker:  A game where a good deal depends on a good deal.
Poker:  It's darkest just before you've drawn
Poker: A game where a good deal depends on a good deal.
Poker: It's darkest just before you've drawn.
Poker?  Is that some kind of game? - Riker
Pokupio sve pare sto smo spremili za Bi-li-ja !
Pokvario mi se pescani sat.Kasni tri zrnceta!
Pol tico cretino   redund ncia
Poland has gun control
Poland's favorite Olympic sport: javelin catching.
Polanski___bet you I can get people to turn their heads, again
Polar Bear:  Cartesian Bear after coordinate transformation.
Polar Bears don't hunt Penguins. Why? Too far to swim.
Polar Kraken: Pretty damn big.
Polar bear - Cartesian bear after coordinate transform.
Polarize Me Sensitize Me Criticize Me Civilize Me - Rush, Animate
Polarize me! -Rush
Polarize me, Sensitize me  RUSH Animate
Polarize me; Sensitize me; Criticize me; Civilize me - Rush
Polaroid does it in one step.
Polaroid does it in seconds.
Polaroid video tape?  Sounds like a Zenith camera
Polaroid: What a polar bear gets from sitting on ice
Polaroids are what Eskimos get from straining too much
Polaroids...Android inhabitants from the Arctic region.
Polaroids:  What a polar bear gets from sitting on ice
Polaroids: Polar bears get these from sitting on ice flows.
Polaroids: What bears get from sitting on icebergs.
Polaroids: What polar bears get from sitting on icecaps too long
Pole vault: A bank safe in Poland.
Pole vaulters DO IT with long flexible instruments
Polemos pater panton. - Heraclitus (c. 540- c. 470 BCE)
Poli(Many) Tic(Bloodsucker) Politics = Many Bloodsuckers.
Police ... No sense of humor.  -  Piccalilli
Police = Machine that converts donuts into speeding tickets.
Police Blotter: Energizer Bunny Charged with Battery!
Police Brutality: the fun part of Law Enforcement
Police Department:  Press 1 for a real person
Police Error!  (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hoot innocent bystanders?
Police Helicopters - Where things just keep whirling around!
Police Kill Man to Stop Suicide!
Police Not Found: Try Adult Bookstore [Y/N]?
Police Officer - Gun totin', club wieldin' pain expert
Police Use Tear Gas, SWAT Team, Battering Ram, Stun Gun To Oust Woman
Police aren't here to create disorder, they're here to PRESERVE disorder
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers.
Police busted a picture over a man's head.  He was framed.
Police can do a search if it's Warranted
Police do it with sirens and flashing lights.
Police officer dies: trapped in empty doughnut warehouse 16 days!
Police officers have arresting personalities.
Police protection
Police recipe. Do not cross.
Police seize sex computer, but are unsure of it's gender
Police state: demanding your diary as evidence
Police station toilet stolen, police have nothing to go on
Police station toilet stolen: The Cops have nothing to go on.
Police station toilet stolen; Investigators have nothing to go on !!!
Police station toilet stolen; cops have nothing to go on
Police suspect the work of a cereal killer!
Police tagline.  Do not cross.
Police toilet stolen-- Cops have nothing to go on
Police toilets stolen!  Officers have nothing to go on!
Police! Come out with your hands up and pants down!
Police:	Good evening, are you the host?
Police: Good evening, are you the host?    Host: No
Policeman, police thyself.
Policemen are a social fiction.
Policemen do it with handcuffs.
Policemen like big busts.
Policemen with private motives are dangerous
Policemen... I'd recognize them in ANY century. --Moriarty.
Policewomen do it with night sticks.
Policy does not imply that sanity is a Sysop requirement.
Policy:  A common substitute for good judgement
Polident is NOT a damaged parrot!
Polinomial: Fasting parrot
Polish invention : Airplanes that don't fly so they don't
Polish invention : Braces for false teeth.
Polish invention : Colored invisible ink.
Polish invention : Ejectable helicopter seats
Polish invention : Fire alarm that doesn't ring when you
Polish invention : Hypodermic needles that don't pierce the skin
Polish invention : Solar powered flashlights.
Polish invention: Airplanes that don't fly so they don't crash.
Polish invention: Braces for false teeth.
Polish invention: Colored invisible ink.
Polish invention: Ejectable helicopter seats
Polish invention: Fire alarm that doesn't ring when you sleep.
Polish invention: Hypodermic needles that don't pierce the skin
Polish invention: Solar powered flashlights.
Politaical Power attracts the corruptable.
Polite cabbie
Politenes goes far, yet costs nothing.
Politeness is asking a beggar if he'll take a check.
Politeness is the art of choosing among your thoughts.
Politeness makes wrinkles smooth.
Politeness, n: The most acceptable hypocrisy.
Politeness: The most acceptable hypocrisy. - Ambrose Bierce
Politicains hide themselves away...they only started the war~~WAR PIGS~~Black Sabbath
Political Campaign, n. - Foreplay before we get screwed
Political Campaign, n. - Foreplay before we get screwed
Political Correctness  - By Noah Fence
Political Correctness - "Me Too ism" for the new century.
Political Correctness = Thought Police
Political Correctness Toadies should be euthanized.
Political Correctness consists of ignoring the facts.
Political Correctness failed in the Soviet Union!
Political Correctness is a Borg plot.
Political Correctness is a marketing term for mind control!
Political Correctness is a refuge for refuse
Political Correctness is an excuse for a lack of intelligence
Political Correctness is doubleplusgood.
Political Correctness is mentally challenged!
Political Correctness is, I agree, a waste of time.
Political Correctness means Truth is Optional
Political Correctness toadies should be euthanized.
Political Correctness:  A marketing term for mind control
Political Correctness:  Emperor's New Clothes for the 90's.
Political Correctness:  The 90s version of "Holier than thou".
Political Correctness:  The American Inquisition
Political Correctness: A marketing term for mind control
Political Correctness: Emperor's clothes for the 90's.
Political Correctness: The 90s version of "Holier than thou".
Political Correctness: a marketing term for mind control.
Political Correctness=censorship and socialist propaganda
Political Correctness?  Bite me!
Political Correctness?  Blow me
Political Correctness? Blow me. <-Sponsored by the City of Chicago.
Political Mathematics 101: Guns + Registration = Tyranny.
Political New Math: Republicans + Democratics = $.10 a dozen
Political New Math: |(Republican Party) - (Democratic Party)| = $.05
Political Nightmare: Quayle/Bono in '96.
Political Parties : They'll give the shirt off someone else's back.
Political Promises - oxymorons believed in by Liberals
Political Promises - oxymorons believed in by morons.
Political Promises-oxymorons believed in by conservatives
Political Scientists DO IT from every angle possible
Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds
Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds
Political convulsions usher in new epochs of the world's progress.
Political correctness is a Borg plot.
Political correctness is for the differently brained.
Political correctness isn't.
Political correctness: Liberal Socialist thought control.
Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence
Political disaster - see: Hillary Clinton's health plan
Political freedom is a political reading of the Bible.
Political history is far too criminal a subject to be a fit thing to teach children. -- W.H. Auden
Political incorrectness on drive C: - (A)bort (R)etry (P)ersecute?
Political influence for sale - Call 1-900-BOB-DOLE. $1000/Min
Political joke - see: Bill Clinton's foreign policy
Political language is designed to make lies sound useful and murder respectable
Political leadership
Political panjandrums prologize pedantic paronomasia.
Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun
Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun - Mao Tse-tung
Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.
Political rectitude is exactly as comfortable as it sounds
Political savvy: Knowing which bribes to accept
Political science
Political shifts come from reframing the fundamentals.
Political speeches are like steer horns.  A point here, a point there, and a lot of bull inbetween. -- Alfred E. Neuman
Political system's like an airplane: needs left & right wings to fly!
Political worth... Now there's an oxymoron!
Politically *Incorrect* and proud of it!!!
Politically Correct - Human with spine removed.
Politically Correct = Brain Dead.
Politically Correct = Brain dead from not enough thinking.
Politically Correct = PC = Petty Crybabies
Politically Correct DOS:  Ask any key if it wants to be hit.
Politically Correct Speech, for those who can't think for themselves.
Politically Correct Tagline
Politically Correct Thinking is...THE NEW FASCISM!
Politically Correct Zone:  no thinking allowed.
Politically Correct is a contradiction in terms.
Politically Correct is an oxymoron.
Politically Correct is the perfect oxymoron.
Politically Correct tagline: *B*O*R*I*N*G*!!
Politically Correct term for `Zombies' is Living Impaired.
Politically Correct term for murder:  Criminal-assisted suicide
Politically Correct the perfect oxymoron!
Politically Correct thinking is the new fascism!
Politically Correct, Be a follower not a leader.
Politically Correct, the perfect oxymoron!
Politically Correct:  "He's metabolically challenged, Jim."
Politically Correct:  Marketing term for mind control.
Politically Correct: "He's metabolically challenged, Jim."
Politically Correct: A new way of saying Holier than Thou
Politically Correct: Be a follower not a leader.
Politically Correct: Brain dead from too much agreeing.
Politically Correct: Don't think!
Politically Correct: Fat people are calorically challenged.
Politically Correct: He's metabolically challenged, Jim.
Politically Correct: Human with spine removed
Politically Correct: Intolerant of tolerance.
Politically Correct: New version of "Holier than thou."
Politically Correct: Short people are vertically challenged.
Politically Correct: The perfect oxymoron!
Politically Correct: a pair of weasel words for moral cowards
Politically Correct? I'm not even politically coherent.
Politically Correct? It's not called gossip anymore. It's "transmission of near-factual information."
Politically Correct? No one's tall anymore. They're "vertically enhanced."
Politically Correct? No one's tall anymore. They're "vertically enhanced."
Politically Correct? You don't talk a lot. You're just "abundantly verbal."
Politically Correct? You're not overdrawn; your money is just having an "out-of-bank experience."
Politically Correct? You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
Politically Correct? You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
Politically Correct? You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
Politically Correct? You're not sleeping at your desk; you're "rationing consciousness."
Politically Correct? Your bedroom isn't cluttered; it's "passage restrictive."
Politically Correct? Your bedroom isn't cluttered; it's "passage restrictive."
Politically Correct? Your bedroom isn't cluttered; it's "passage restrictive."
Politically Correct? Your bedroom isn't cluttered; it's "passage restrictive."
Politically Correct? Your wife's cooking isn't awful. It's "digestively challenged."
Politically Correct?! I'm not even Anatomically Correct!
Politically Correct?! I'm not even Anatomically Correct!
Politically Correct?! I'm not even Anatomically Correct!
Politically INCorrect -- and damn proud of it!
Politically INcorrect, and proud of it!
Politically Incorrect - Tagline Deleted!
Politically Incorrect -- and damn proud of it!
Politically Incorrect Tagline Deleted!
Politically Incorrect and ****ED proud of it!!!
Politically Incorrect and proud of it!
Politically Incorrect, my butt!
Politically Incorrect... and damned proud of it!!!
Politically Un-Corrct Tagline Deleted!
Politically correct
Politically correct healthy chili has yogurt and tofu in it?  GAG!
Politically correct healthy chili has yogurt and tofu in it? <UGH>
Politically correct is a contradiction in terms.
Politically correct song:  "My Person Sal."
Politically correct term for 'Zombies' is Bill Clinton
Politically correct term for 'Zombies' is Living Impaired
Politically correct virus: calls itself an electronic micro-organism.
Politically correct, gender neutral pronoun - s/h/it.
Politically correct: Short people are vertically challenged
Politically correct=Politically controlled!
Politically correct?  I'm not even ANATOMICALLY correct!
Politically incorrect and DAMNED proud of it!!!
Politically old: Afro-American. New: African-American
Politically old: Alive. New: Temporarily metabolically abled
Politically old: Asian. New: Asian-American
Politically old: Bald. New: Follicularly challenged.
Politically old: Biology department. New: Where animals are tortured
Politically old: Black. New: African-American
Politically old: Bnd
Politically old: Dairy. New: Where cows are raped.
Politically old: Dead. New: Metabolically challenged.
Politically old: Dead. New: Metabolically different.
Politically old: Fishing. New: Raping the oceans.
Politically old: Heterosexual White Male. New: Scum.
Politically old: Ranch. New: Where cattle are murdered.
Politically old: Rude. New: Politically correct (tm).
Politically, fashionably and aerodynamically incorrect - Outland
Politically-correct:  Brain dead from too much agreeing
Politicaly Correct Planned Abortion..Kill a Protestor.
Politicaly incorrect tagline deleted
Politician - Lawyer - Liar: Synonyms!
Politician -- (see psychopath)
Politician Struck By Lightning -- Seventy-Nine Times
Politician after sex:"I'll be home in an hour, honey"
Politician and diapers need changing often for similar reasons.
Politician's Don't Like Armed Peasants!
Politician:  A fellow who'll lay down your life for his country.
Politician:  An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the
Politician:  Organism closely related to pond scum, see Crud.
Politician:  a fellow who will lay down your life for his country
Politician: "Forget the past, ignore the present, look to the future."
Politician: A living example of Artificial Intelligence
Politician: A man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
Politician: Ambidextrous pick-pocket
Politician: An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure
Politician: Breeding form of lawers.
Politician: Larval form of lawyers.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Politician: Organism closely related to pond scum, see Crud.
Politician: a fellow who will lay down your life for his
Politician: a living example of artificial unintelligence
Politician: a person who couldn't make an honest living
Politician: reason why close relatives shouldn't breed
Politician:Honesty as Darkness:Light
Politician:n., Organism closely related to pond scum, see Crud.
Politicians & Diapers - Change often (for same reasons).
Politicians & diapers should be changed often-& for the same reason.
Politicians & diapers.  Change often for same r<eason
Politicians -- they'll screw it up everytime.
Politicians DO IT to make the headlines.
Politicians DO IT, but they stay in too long & make you pay for it.
Politicians Don't Like Armed Peasants!
Politicians LIE to the press, then QUOTE the media
Politicians always lie when their lips move.
Politicians and criminals are hard to tell apart!
Politicians and diapers need changing for the same reasons.
Politicians and diapers need changing often for similar r
Politicians and diapers need frequent changing-- usually for the same reason
Politicians and diapers need to be changed, often for the same reasons
Politicians and diapers often need changing for similar reasons.
Politicians and diapers should be changed often for the same reasons.
Politicians are always there when they need you
Politicians are ambidextrous pickpockets.
Politicians are failed businessmen who still want to be millionaires.
Politicians are interested in people. Not that this always is a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs. - P. J. O'Rourke
Politicians are like babies.  Change them often.  For the same reason!
Politicians are like condoms - Feel secure while they screw you!
Politicians are like diapers, they need to be changed often.
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason
Politicians are like polkas - different names but sound the same.
Politicians are like rats--what they take for themselves is
Politicians are like ships - noisiest when lost in a fog.
Politicians are people to...aren't they
Politicians are people, who when they see the light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy more tunnel
Politicians are the crabgrass in the lawn of life!
Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.
Politicians are the only truly American criminal class. - Will Rogers
Politicians are the only truly American criminal class. - Will Rogers
Politicians are the result of frontal lobotomies gone wrong
Politicians are the same all over.  They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. -- Nikita Khrushchev
Politicians aren't born, they are excreted (Cicero)
Politicians aren't crooks - just "ethically challenged"
Politicians come from the shallow end of the gene pool.
Politicians confuse free speech with cheap talk
Politicians cut red tape... LENGTHWISE.
Politicians do it and ought to be stopped!
Politicians do it as committees.
Politicians do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected.
Politicians do it in public.
Politicians do it on the back bench.
Politicians do it on the floors of Congress.
Politicians do it to everybody.
Politicians do it to everyone!
Politicians do it to make the headlines.
Politicians do it with everyone. 
Politicians do it without your permission.
Politicians fly the SST now, and all of us pay later.
Politicians have no morals, no vision, no ethics, no clue
Politicians have the privilege of writing the laws they break.
Politicians know very little - but they know it fluently!
Politicians love unarmed peasants
Politicians never mention individual responsibility!
Politicians operate at a 180 degree angle to reality
Politicians prefer unarmed peasants without encryption
Politicians profit by confusing theories with conditions.
Politicians resemble shoes in one respect -- the higher grade is not machine made
Politicians should bow to bulls for taking the blame.
Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories. - Arthur C Clarke
Politicians speak for their parties, and parties never are, never have been, and never will be wrong. -- Walter Dwight
Politicians will always inflate when given the opportunity
Politicians work for us.  Don't forget!  Don't let them forget!
Politicians! Ya can't live with 'em & can't Tar & Feather 'em
Politicians, like diapers, need frequent changing - for the same reason
Politicians, like diapers, should be changed frequently.
Politicians, like diapers, should be changed often!
Politicians...always making promises they can't keep...- Peter Puppy
Politicians:  Lawyers who don't inhale
Politicians: everyone is their own best friend
Politicians: lawyers who don't inhale.
Politicians?  Frag 'em all.  The next batch'll remember it!
Politics (n): poli - many; tics - ugly, bloodsucking parasites
Politics (n.): Formed from the Greek "poly," meaning "many" and "ticks," meaning small blood-sucking insects
Politics - Root(s): [1] Poly-Many; [2] Tics-Bloodsuckers
Politics -- also a religion? Or is the other way around?
Politics = poly(many) + tics(blood sucking parasites)
Politics are almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous.  In war, you can only be killed once. -- Winston Churchill
Politics consists of deals and ideals
Politics defined:  poli=many  tics=blood suckers
Politics from roots: poly (many) and ticks (blood suckers)
Politics goes by the weather. -- Green
Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to gravy.
Politics is an illusion of service that cloaks the corruption of power
Politics is everywhere. Even entering Heaven you need to know Someone!
Politics is for the moment. An equation is for eternity
Politics is like coaching a football team.  You have to be smart enough to understand the game but not smart enough to lose interest
Politics is more dangerous than war, in war you can only die once
Politics is no exact science
Politics is not a game... it is an earnest business.
Politics is not a science, but an art. -- Bismarck
Politics is not an exact science.
Politics is not an exact science. -- Bismarck
Politics is not the art of the possible.  It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. -- John Kenneth Galbraith
Politics is occupational therapy for the morally handicapped
Politics is occupational therapy for the morally handicapped. Charles J.C. Lyall
Politics is stealing from the many and giving to the few.
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them. - Paul Valery
Politics is the art of the impossible. Otto von Bismarck
Politics is the art of the possible, the attainable... the art of the next best... - Otto von Bismark
Politics is the art of the possible. -- Bismarck
Politics is the conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
Politics is the conduf turning influence into affluence
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
Politics is the most promising of all careers.
Politics is the science of discontent.
Politics is the science of domination...  -  Tom Robbins
Politics is the science of how who gets what when, and why.
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
Politics isn't about ethics.  It's about power and survival.
Politics made simple: Poli = many, tics = blood suckers
Politics permits a LOT more idiocy than science does.
Politics schmolitics...I'm here for the taglines!
Politics shouldn't be so political.
Politics--Poly: many + Tics: blood sucking parasites
Politics... are but the cigar smoke of a man. - Thoreau
Politics:  A parrot that has swallowed a watch.
Politics:  A strife of interests masquerading as a contes
Politics:  POLY = many. TICKS = blood-sucking vermin.
Politics:  Passing the buck or passing the doe.
Politics:  Poli=Many, Tics=Blood sucking parasites.
Politics:  The entertainment branch of industry.
Politics:  The glad hand and the marble heart.
Politics:  Where right is wrong.
Politics:  from poli = many, tics = blood-sucking parasites
Politics:  poli=many  tics=small blood-sucking insects
Politics: A parrot that has swallowed a watch.
Politics: No experience... or thought... required.
Politics: POLY: meaning many.  TICS: blood sucking vermin.
Politics: Passing the buck or passing the doe.
Politics: Poli = Many, Tics = blood sucking parasites.
Politics: Poly (Many) + Ticks (Blood Sucking Parasites)
Politics: Poly = many, Tics = Blood sucking parasites.
Politics: Root(s):[a] Poly-Many; [b]Tics-Bloodsuckers
Politics: The glad hand and the marble heart.
Politics: The most promising of all careers.
Politics: Too serious a matter to be left to politicians.
Politics: When one makes a decision that involves others.
Politics: from poly=many + ticks=blood-sucking insects
Politics: involuntary movements of a parrot
Politics: n [Poly "many" / tics "blood-sucking parasites]
Politics: n. from Greek; "poli"-many; "tics"-ugly, bloodsucking parasites.
Politics: poli=many  tics=small blood-sucking insects
Politics: poly=many, ticks=blood suckers
Politics: the art of the possibleif you think so
Politics: the indifference of the majority
Politics:the business of getting power & privilege without merit.PJO'R
Politics?  They're parrot parasites, right?
Politik ist die Weiterf}hrung des Krieges mit anderen Mitteln.  -- Stumptner
Politika je kurva, izvinte me sto psujem
Polka Dot?  Not again!
Polka Your Eyes Out!!!
Polka dot? - Ministers Not AGAIN! - Dot
Polka-Dot?  If you insist
Polka-dot underwear under white shorts is a no-no, no matter how cute your underwear is. 
Poll: 3% of small business owners support Clinton plan
Poll: 3% of small business owners support Clinton plan
Poll: How many know what a snow snake is?
PollOnLyingIndicatesThatIgnoranceCan'tImproveANation
Pollitically *INCORRECT* and proud of it!!!
Polls show 4 out of 5 people lie to poll-takers.
Polls show that 10 out of 5 schizophrenics agree
Polluting New Jersey. Like who's gonna notice?
Pollution is cirrhosis of the river
Pollution, crime, noise...aah, it's good to be home.
Polly Wants Fingers, Not Crackers!
Polly doesn't want a damn cracker.  Polly wants a beer!
Polly wanna Alka-Seltzer!
Polly wanna Alka-Seltzer? - Beavis
Polly wanna Big Mac.
Polly wanna cat.
Polly wanna crack 'er.
Polly wanna dictatorship.
Polly wanna finger.
Polly wanna go outside.
Polly wanna red sports car.
Polly wanna wisecrack.
Polly want a Ham on Rye - Another parroty error
Polly want a cracker?
Polly want a ham on rye! - Parroty error
Polly want a ham on rye. -another parroty error
Polly want an Alka Seltzer?
Polly want an Alka Seltzer? huh huh huh - Bevis
Polly want an Alka Seltzer? huh huh huh huh huh
Polly want some crack.
Polly wtware's nightmare!
Polly, Polly, come quick!  I need your help! - Basil Fawlty
Polly, if you don't eat this cracker, I'm getting a cat.
PollyTheism: The belief that God is a Parrot.
Pollydent - Keeps your parrot's teeth sparkling.
Pollydent:  Helps hold parrot's false teeth in.
Pollydent:  The mark my parrot left in my car!
Pollydent: helps hold parrot's false teeth in.
Pollytheism (n.), The belief that God is a parrot.
Pollytheism (n.), The belief that God is a parrot. (Pollytheist)
Pollytheism n., the belief that God is a parrot.
Pollytheist: Someone who believes parrots are Gods.
Pollyturning influence into affluence
Polo players horse around a lot
Polock bought a pet zebra...Named it Spot.
Poly(many)+tics (blood sucking parasites). Hmm..
Poly-propylene is NOT a plastic parrot!
Polyarchy.........A parrot who admires Mehitabel.
Polydactyl:  A giant prehistoric parrot.
Polydentia=Parrot with false teeth.
Polygamy is one man too many.  Monogamy is the same...
Polygamy is too many wives. Monogamy is too many wives.
Polygamy:  The smell of an unwashed parrot.
Polygamy: The keeping of more than one parrot.
Polygamy: The smell of an unwashed parrot.
Polygon--someone left the cage door open!
Polygon:  A missing parrot.
Polygon:  Someone left the cage door open!
Polygon: A missing parrot.
Polyhedral dreams and virtual realities...
Polymer Chemists do it in chains.
Polymer physicists are into chains.
Polymorph:  A parrot who shapeshifts.
Polynesia (n.)  loss of memory in parrots
Polynesia:  Loss of memory in parrots.
Polyphone: What parrots use to speak long distances
Polypropylene is NOT a plastic parrot!
Polytheism - The belief that God is a parrot.
Polytheism - worship of parrots
Polytheism n., the belief that God is a parrot.
Polytheism, n.: The belief in a Divine Parrot.
Polytheism:  The Rev. Parrot
Polytheism: The belief that God is a parrot.
Polyunsaturated does not mean that the parrot is dry!
Polyunsaturated:  A sober parrot.
Polyunsaturated:  Parrot in a raincoat.
Polyvinyl: Bird recording
Pom, said Pooh.  I put that in to make it more hummy.
PomPom Farr: Vulcan sex with a cheerleader
Pomagajte drugovi, hocu da se ubijem zbog nje, zbog nje
Pomazite policiji - batinajte sami sebe.
Pomblonde - A species of cheerleader
Pomona          - Goddess of Fruit Trees, Mother of Apples
Pomona, Goddess of Fruit Trees, Mother of Apples.
Pompousadour - A news anchor's hair
Pon  - Vulcan for  Wild .  Fahr  - Vulcan for  Thing .
Ponch Farr: Vulcan Sex with Eric Estrada.
Poncho Farr: Vulcan sex through a hole in a blanket
Pond farr:  Vulcan sex in a hot tub
Pond, James Pond.  Double Bubble Seven.  Underwater Agent.
Ponder Farr: The consideration of having Vulcan sex.
Pondering the imponderables.
Ponderosa Farr: Vulcan sex on "Bonanza".
Ponderous Farr: Vulcan sex with a fat person
Pondery - Too much hand lotion poured, offered to people to use up
Pondery: You pour too much hand lotion and offer it to people to use up.
Ponds Farr: Vulcan sex w/ 1/3 moisturizing lotion
Ponds Farr: Vulcan sex with 1/3 moisturizing cream
Ponds Farr: Vulcan sex with 1/3 moisturizing lotion.
Pone Farr: Vulcan sex after eating cornbread
Ponekad je vidim, lezeci u snu. Kao igru sena, na mom ramenu.
Pong Farr: Vulcan sex while playing a video game.
Pong Farr: Vulcan sex while playing table tennis.
Pontiac         Poor Old N***** Thinks It's A Cadillac
Pontiac Aztek: Hands-down winner, "Butt-Ugliest SUV On The Road" award.
Pontiac Farr: Vulcan sex in the back seat of a car
Pontiac Farr: Vulcan sex with Patrick Stewart.
Pontiac guy: "Yep, I'd know those Ford tail lights anywhere."
Pontiac is irrelevant  Locutus
Pontiac:  Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadilliac
Pontiac: Poor Old Ni**er Thinks It's A Cadillac
Pontiff Farr: Vulcan sex with a clergyman
Pontius Pilate & Bill Clinton: each tried washing blooare's nightmare!
Pontius Pilate & Bill Clinton: each tried washing blood f
Pontius Pilate & Bill Clinton: each tried washing blood from his hands.
Pontoon Farr: Vulcan sex on a boat
Poo poo occurs
Poo poo occurs, on several occasions.
Poo poo occurs.
Poo poo...Ca ca...Sissy pants - Crow as guy gives speech
Pooch Farr:  Vulcan Beastiality
Poochy and Grinder are no longer enchanted!
Poocock!  Landau!  Kaplinga! -- Mike Nelson
Poocock! Landau! Kaplinga! - Mike on stupid names
Poodle Hat
Poodle need excercise?  Toss'm in front of a Bulldog...on a MACK TRUCK!
Poodle need excercise?  Toss'm in front of a Bulldog...on a MACK TRUCK!
Poodle: Rat on steroids and amphetamines
Poof! "What did you turn me into, priest?" "Whoops, clerical error."
Pooh Farr: Vulcan sex with a bear..."Bother,"
Pooh Taglines
Pooh as"Hey! I can see my feet down there!" -- Mike Nelson
Pooh as"Ignorance is free but it exacts an enormous price." - Leipzig
Pooh as"It's a liquor show room." -- Tom Servo
Pooh as"Stop leading the witness!"     "Okay, you lead."
Pooh asI am Locutus of Borg, Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Pooh asI get a sense of ... merriment from this tagline.  --Troi
Pooh asI hear the president is naming you Secretary of the Inferior.
Pooh asIt's going to start hurting soon.
Pooh just happened 2B crossing the water when the bridge collapsed
Pooh of Borg. Surrender your honey pot.
Pooh of Borg: I think I'll assimilate a little something
Pooh of Borg: Surrender your honey pot.
Pooh postulated, "Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek."
Pooh rules!
Pooh said "Oh, I put that in to make it more *hummy*.."
Pooh said, "Oh...where is that recipe tree?"
Pooh said, "Oh...where is that tagline tree?"
Pooh sat enthralled by  the  ((((HYPNOTIC))))((((TAGLINE)))
Pooh sat enthralled by the ((((HYPNOTIC))))((((Tagline)))
Pooh sat enthralled by the ((((HYPNOTIC))))(((REDHEAD)))
Pooh sat entranced by the
Pooh sat entranced by the ((((HYPNOTIC))))((((TAGLINE))))
Pooh sat entranced by the `[0;1;5m((((HYPNOTIC))))((((TAGLINE))))`[0;m
Pooh was a wise Taoist, wasn't he? -- Robin Mowat
Pooh! said Piglet as the bear exploded.
Pooh, as he rolled over and lit Michele's cigarett
Pooky Nuts is in trouble! - Mike on teddy bear
Pool God! King of the Cues! Prince of the Planet Potters!
Pool cleaners do it wet.
Pool is like sex - you use a stick with balls to get into
Pool is the one with pockets. Janeway
Pool players do it with English.
Poon Far: The length of time a Vulcan can go without sex
Pooot ze Candle beck!!!!
Poop can be a pleasant word.
Pooper Also Murdered. Killed in his own LOG cabin - Crow
Pooper Held As Probe Widens - Crow
Poopie... -- TV's Frank
Poopoourri...Potpourri gone bad.
Poopy suit?!? - Mike & Bots
Poor @FN@: A 20th century man! The guy has no future
Poor @FN@: A titanic intellect... In a world full of icebergs
Poor @N@... A walking argument for birth control!
Poor @N@... A walking argument for retroactive abortions
Poor @N@: $HOME = /dev/null
Poor @N@: 3K RAM free, no EMS
Poor @N@: A Neanderthal brain in a Cro-Magnon body!
Poor @N@: A lap behind the field!
Poor @N@: A medical mystery!
Poor @N@: A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost!
Poor @N@: A mind like wet tennis shoes!
Poor @N@: A modest little person, with much to be modest about!
Poor @N@: A one-bit brain with a parity error
Poor @N@: A pacifist out of necessity in a battle of wits!
Poor @N@: A prime candidate for natural deselection!
Poor @N@: A quart low and burning oil
Poor @N@: A return with no gosub
Poor @N@: A semitone flat on the high notes
Poor @N@: A square with only three sides
Poor @N@: A teapot with a cracked lid!
Poor @N@: A vacuum-tube brain in a microchip world!
Poor @N@: A violin minus the bow!
Poor @N@: A wind-up clock without a key!
Poor @N@: Aliens zapped him with stupidity ray - twice!
Poor @N@: All booster, no payload!
Poor @N@: All crown, no filling!
Poor @N@: All foam, no beer!
Poor @N@: All hammer, no nail!
Poor @N@: All hat and no cattle
Poor @N@: All his eggs in the same basket
Poor @N@: All hot air, no baloon
Poor @N@: All lime and salt, no tequila!
Poor @N@: All missile, no warhead!
Poor @N@: All shot, no powder
Poor @N@: All the lights don't shine in her marquee
Poor @N@: An SVGA card and a Herc monitor
Poor @N@: Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel!
Poor @N@: Just a notch off the timing mark!
Poor @N@: Just another Looney Tune!
Poor @N@: Poster Child for Bubble-Brains'R'Us!
Poor @N@: The IQ of room temperature minus 20
Poor @N@: a couple of slates short of a full roof!
Poor @N@: a couplet short of a sonnet!
Poor @N@: a day late and a dollar short
Poor @N@: a deadbolt with a broken cylinder
Poor @N@: a doughnut short of being a cop
Poor @N@: a few ants few of a hill
Poor @N@: a few apples short of an orchard
Poor @N@: a few beads short in her rosary
Poor @N@: a few beers short of a six-pack
Poor @N@: a few birds shy of a flock
Poor @N@: a few bombs short of a full load
Poor @N@: a few bricks short of a wall
Poor @N@: a few clowns short of a circus
Poor @N@: a few clues shy of a solution
Poor @N@: a few ears short of a bushel
Poor @N@: a few feathers short of a whole duck!
Poor @N@: a few fish short of a string
Poor @N@: a few guppies short of an aquarium
Poor @N@: a few inches short of a yard
Poor @N@: a few kernels short of an ear
Poor @N@: a few kopeks short of a ruble
Poor @N@: a few links shy of a chain
Poor @N@: a few open splices
Poor @N@: a few peas short of a pod!
Poor @N@: a few pickles short of a jar!
Poor @N@: a few pies short of a holiday!
Poor @N@: a few planes short of an Air Force
Poor @N@: a few points short of a polygon
Poor @N@: a few revisions behind!
Poor @N@: a few sandwiches short of a picnic
Poor @N@: a few screws loose!
Poor @N@: a few spoons short of a full set
Poor @N@: a few straws shy of a bale
Poor @N@: a few tiles missing from his space shuttle!
Poor @N@: a few tiles short of a successful re-entry
Poor @N@: a few volts below threshold!
Poor @N@: a few yards short of the hole!
Poor @N@: a little light in his loafers
Poor @N@: a six-pack short of a case
Poor @N@: few too many lights out in his Christmas tree
Poor @N@: just a grain of sand on Eternity's beaches
Poor @N@:All his learning curves look like Mount Everest
Poor @N@:The intelligence level of an over-ripe avocado
Poor @TOFIRST@; He's *drowning* in Taglines. WHAT A WAY TO GO!! <BEG>
Poor Billy, sad but true.......just can't kill that OS/2!
Poor Dan is in a droop!
Poor Das is a Droop.
Poor Eddy; He's *drowning* in Taglines. WHAT A WAY TO GO!! <BEG>
Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words? Ernest Hemingway [about William Faulkner]
Poor Flopsy's dead, and never called me mother
Poor Flopsy's dead, and never called me mother
Poor Fred.. and so soon after retirement, too
Poor Hef. His appetite for life was too great. - Filbert, Rocko
Poor Kira.  So many men.  So little time.
Poor Man: One who has nothing but money.
Poor Marty is dead; his modem went to his head!
Poor Mexico, so far from God and so near the united States - P Diaz
Poor Morn! This is going to break his heart. Quark
Poor Nate! --Todd, Lil' Green Dudes
Poor Nicholas... tortured by a soul he hasn't got. -- Janette
Poor O'Connor. He broke a bottle of whiskey on the floor, and he still has a dozen splinters in his tongue
Poor Ol' Nigger Thinks It's A Cadilac
Poor Ophelia - Hamlet
Poor Pee Wee, his career slipped through his fingers!
Poor Pilgrim only had one friend, so i kilt 'im. - J. Wayne.
Poor Polly; the algorythmic method was now her only hope.
Poor Republican
Poor Taste Inc - Bringing it all together real soon now
Poor Tom, Seventh Son, Always knew what's goin on -Led Zep
Poor Tony.. and so soon after retirement, too
Poor baby My heart bleeds for you. Squirt, squirt
Poor bloody caveman.  You've been outevolved by a telephone sanitizer
Poor by condition, rich by ambition. - Chinese Proverb
Poor chicken, Never did make it across the road
Poor dear, there's nothing between his ears.  -- Thatcher on Reagan
Poor excuse for a tagline.
Poor eyes limit your sight, poor vision limits your deeds.
Poor genetic material? -Calvin
Poor golfers get more for their money!
Poor guy with a motive, Baby. - Ace Ventura
Poor guy...doesn't even get the joke.
Poor is having to sell the horse to buy the saddle.
Poor little evil fellow who asked for it! - Dot Warner
Poor little evil fellow who asked for it! - Dot Warner
Poor little evil fellow who asked for it!  Animaniacs
Poor little wombat; went down under in every combat.
Poor male sibling.  <grin>  Such disrespect. - Anna Steven
Poor man's bagpipe:  Stuff cat under arm, pull legs, and chew tail.
Poor man...he was like an employee to me
Poor mans bagpipe - Put cat under arm, pull legs and chew on tail.
Poor me.  Poor me.  Pour me a drink.
Poor people have problems; rich people have challenges
Poor ridiculous sap... -- Joel Robinson
Poor saps - Mike on city kids
Poor sex life?  Get yourself a gun!
Poor spellers of the world untie.  -- Dan Quayle
Poor woman, she's obviously infatuated with me.  Quark
Poor-knocker-phy:  filthy pictures of flat chested females
Poor? When there weren't any crawdads, we ate sand.
Poot...Blupp...Putt- Zamfir & his magic armpit.
Pootooter - An empty toilet paper roll
Pop On My Mirrored Shades ... Better To See
Pop Tarts. Perhaps the most disgusting thing you can put in a toaster
Pop Test: What is the secret formula for Coke?
Pop a buck in the gas tank, we'll drink up the rest
Pop in Machine Head, there - Mike as guys wait in car
Pop up, push down, Byte, Byte, Byte!
Pop! <KA-BOOM>  goes the weasel - Slakmer (Animaniacs)
Pop, it hasn't rained for a month. - Peter Caine <crash of thunder>
Pop, the cat's gone bald. Good, so has your mother.
Pop, you are the original space cadet. - Tim
Pop-Top Tagline.  Pull here to let the  phospor out-->
Popcicle: Kool Aid with a hard on!
Pope Goes to Mount Olive. Popeye damn near kills him.
Pope Goes to Mount Olive. Popeye tries to kill him.
Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British Politician Sex
Pope declares - No masturbating in the afterlife
Pope goes to Mount Olive, Popeye damn near kills him.
Pope goes to Mount Olive, Popeye kills him; News at 11:00
Pope goes to Mount Olive.  Popey kills him.
Pope goes to Mount Olive.  Popeye vows revenge.
Pope goes to Mount Olive. Popeye damn near kills him
Pope goes to Mount Olive.... Popeye swears revenge.
Pope goes to Mount Olive; Popeye kills him.
Pope's Law:  Chipped dishes never break
Pope's Wall of Shame: Khomeni, Hussein, Ortega, Castro...and CLINTON!
Pope-on-a-rope: Let us spray
Popes do it in the ... our favorite ham!
Popes do it in the woods.        
Popeye of Borg - "Resistance is futile, you will be askimilated."
Popeye of Borg: Prepare to be askimilated.
Popeye said to Olive Oyl "Love me like I yam"
Popeye: "Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum."
Popping popcorn without a lid isn't smart.
Poppoop: The remains of a firecracker.
Poppycock: the thing that mummy needs to create you.
Poptroopers: Kernels that leap over the side of the container.
Populus vult decipi. (The people like to be deceived.)
Porcineflingus: The two-minute offense a losing football team runs.
Porcupines DO IT ... very, very carefully.
Porcupines do it carefully.
Pork rinds: It could be a lot of things, excluding pork
Pork rinds? Main ingredient: salt not pork!
Pork sausage by the metric-ton - Mike on doughy guys
Pork. The Other White Meat
Porky Borg: Prepare to be assim..assim..I'm taking over!
Porky Borg: Prepare to be assim..assim..I'm taking over!
Porky Borg: You will be assim...assim...I'm taking over!
Porky Picard....Bedebedebede........Make it so Folks!
Porky Picard: "Bedeebedeebedee make it so, folks!"
Porky Pig ... our favorite ham!
Porky of B-Borg prepare to be assim-assim-absorbed
Porky of Borg: "You are ir-ar-ir-uh-ar-ir, not important."
Porky of Borg: P-p-pr-pr-p-pre-prea-p-pre, Aw, give up.
Porn Farr: Vulcan magazine published every 7 years
Porn Farr: Vulcan sex captured on video tape
Porn Star Celebrity Name: Jennifer Muff Screwit.
Porn on the Radio?  I don't think its gonna work. -- Joel
Porn on the Radio?  I don't think its gonna work. -- Joel
Porn to City: Drop Dead - Crow
Porn-again Christians rise to the occasion!
Porno cartoonist:  a whang doodler
Pornographic flick for $7,500. "I'll take Republican Candidate."
Pornographic materials?  I don't even have a pornograph!
Pornographic: "Finally, a man can satisfy two women at once."
Pornography = art. Or is it sexual harassment?
Pornography does me no good. I don't own a pornagraph.
Pornography floods our streets like open sewers
Pornography is in the groin of the beholder.
Pornography is the business of making record albums
Pornography. whatever gives the judge an erection.
Pornography:  Business of making record albums.
Pornography?  Nah!  Haven't you ever seen 5 people in love?
Pornography? I don't even have a pornograph!
Pornography? Nah! Haven't you ever seen 5 people in love?
Pornography? We don't even have a pornograph!
Pornographywhatever gives the judge an erection.
Pornopouch - The plastic container for adult magazines in a store rack
Pornucopia, n. - The horn of plenty for the horny
Porpoise power?  Power to the porpoise?  No? - Fishmael
Porpoise power?...Power to the porpoise?...No..? - Fishmael [Tick]
Porridge is the 'oat cuisine' of Scotland
Porridge: [P]utrid, h[ORR]Id and slu[DGE].
Porsche 911 Turbo: Justification for higher education.
Porsche is German for Volkswagon!
Porsche: Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Porsche: Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Porsche: Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
Porsche: Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Porsche: there simply is no substitute. -- Risky Business
Port 1 error
Port 1 error.........
Port Alberni, BC. Population: Two - Cal Webster and Tim Thompson :-)
Port Alberni, BC. Population: Two - Tim Thompson & Cal Webster
Port of Call:  Cindy! -- Joel Robinson
Port of Call: OS/2.  It's not a job, it's an experience.
Portable standard Lisp
Portable, adj.: Survives system reboot.
Portable: Smaller and lighter than the average refrigerator
Portal to another dimension there on the wall - Tom
Porter's Strategem for future dillemmas: We'll burn that bridge when we come to it
Portions of the preceding were recorded.  As for the rest of it, I'm very much
Portions of the preceding were recorded.  As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind
Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest,
Portions of this message have been pre-recorded.
Portions of this tagline have been previously recorded.
Portland - Land of liquid sunshine !
Portland, Me:  It is illegal to tickle a girl with a feather duster
Portland, where the Tornados just kinda dance around and then leave
Poruka bez TAGa je k'o WINDOWS bez baga .G :)
Posa in pace, a'bei sogni ristora
Posessed, obviously. the Duck of Taunton lives again. - arifel
Posessor of a mind not just twisted but actually sprained.
Posh Spice Is Really Space Being From Mercury Insist Welsh Engineers
Positing infinity, the rest is easy
Positing infinity, the rest is easy. -Creatures of Light and Darkness
Positive Reinforcement - By Wade Ago
Positive Reinforcement: Wade Ago*
Positive anything is better than negative nothing.
Positive expectations yield negative results
Positive fantasies: Actively guiding your imagination.
Positive numbers are numbers written in ink.
Positive thinking - Believe everything positively stinks
Positive thinking... Leads to miscalculation.
Positive thinking:  The belief everything positively stinks
Positive tribble: *+
Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Positive:  Being mistaken at the top of your voice.
Positive:  Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
Positive: Wrong at the top of your voice
Positive: mistaken at the top of your voice.
Positively NO TAGLINES ALLOWED HERE!!!!!
Positively, absolutely, without a doubt ... maybe.
Positivity: have you had your plus sign today?
Positrons and antiprotons do it, but does it really antimatter?
Positrons are another matter
Posle mene potop != rekoh i otkopcah slic
Posle ove poruke idem da gledam Power Rangerse!
Posle ove poruke, ja odoh na pivo!
Possessed computer?  Try EXOR.SYS?
Possession is 9/10ths of divorce
Possession is a common claim by criminals... - Scully
Possession is a good title, where no better title appears
Possession is nine tenths of the law, except in TAGLINES.
Possession is, as it were, the position of the foot
Possession of the termer, possession of the reversioner
Possession, n. The whole of the law.
Possessions create pain
Possessions increase to fill available space
Possessions increase to fill the space available for their storage.  --Ryan
Possessor has right against all men but him who has the very right
Possessor of a mind not just twisted but actually sprained.
Possibility cannot be on a possibility
Possible DOS Disk.
Possible Scandal Name: Ex-intern killed in freak missile accident-gate
Possum (n): flat, furry animal; born dead on Southern highways.
Possum On The Information Superhighway
Possum: Small, furry animal, born dead on Southern highways.
Post No Bills
Post Piece of a Cake - Get Peanuts in Return!
Post Piece of a Packet - Get Reply's in Return!
Post enough and you get quoted, eh?
Post enough and you get quoted, eh?  :) - Renimar Keth-solamni
Post me no questions, I'll QWK you no lies
Post my e-mail, OR ELSE !...Unauser.
Post no Bills  Use Bobs instead!
Post no bulletins  Post no bulletins  Post no
Post no stinking double negatives!
Post no taglines
Post office tagline, 1 year or $5000 if you steal it
Post office will not deliver without postage.
Post on the best and LEECH the rest!
Post operative -- letter carrier
Post proelium, praemium. (After the battle, the reward.)
Post some great taglines!  ****
Post taglines, and post nothing but taglines
Post the more colorful spots off-limits. - Sheridan
Post them for the rest of the gang
Post this tagline, OR ELSE ! - Unatagger
Post unto others as you would have them post unto you.
Post" 1965
Post's Managerial Observation:  The inefficiency and stupidity of<>the staff corresponds to the inefficiency and stupidity of the<>management
Post-Operative:  Fancy title for a letter carrier.
Post-Script  - By Adeline Extra
Post-holocaust mutants get a half-life
Post-it Note to Clinton:  Blow the sax - not the country!
Post-meonpausal woman's mind is virtually uncharted territory.<Walker>
Post-operative - a letter carrier
Post-operative...A letter carrier.
Post-operative:  Letter carrier.
PostLink(tm) v1.06  SECRET (#313) :
PostLink(tm) v1.11  AQUILA (#731) : RelayNet(tm)
PostLink(tm) v1.11  OCNET (#1139) : RelayNet(tm) Hub
Postage 3 cents transport 40 cents storage
Postage dew?  Not another damp letter!
Postage not necessary if mailed within the United States.
Postage will be paid by addresse !
Postage-stamp theatre presents... -- Joel Robinson
Postal Service
Postal Service seeking ways to deliver mail more slowly.
Postal Service virus: Keeps charging more for doing less
Postal Worker: the ultimate oxymoron!
Postal workers never die..they just lose their zip!
Posted by Citizens Committee to Horsewhip Charles Schumer
Posted by my evil twin
Posted by my evil twin Skippy.
Posted by one whose mind isn't twisted, but sprained
Postena sam, al' volim da kleknem
Posteni ljudi su nekad manje krali !
Posteno pa ko koga zajebe (zajebase oni tebe)
Posteno. Pa ko koga za*ebe. (Dj. Balasevic)
Postentive - Starting a long overdue letter and never fin
Postentive - Starting a long overdue letter and never finishindeliver without postage
Postentive - Starting a long overdue letter and never finishing it.
Poster child for Densa.
Poster child for birth control.
Posterior laws derogate former ones
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else. - Haywood Broun
Posting ON-topic means never having to say you're sorry.
Posting Taglines is futile. You will be assimilated.
Posting a message to ALL is easier than reading the .DOC file.
Posting bad recipes is like having bad breath.
Posting bad tag-lines is like having bad breath
Posting here adds to the universal Chaos.
Posting of recipes in ALT_sex_kinky not permitted -moderator
Posting recipes is futile.  You will be assimilated.
Posting to amuse, not abuse.
Posting too much lately?  Dial 1-800-BBS-ANON
Postlink Error 321: Formatting Drive C:  Terribly Sorry!
Postlink Error: Now Formatting All Drives..Quit Whining
Postman's daugther, But she always had mail in her box
Postman: The guy from whom all the women get love letters
Postmasters in small towns read all the postcards.
Postmen come slower.
Postmen do it at the front entrance.
Postmen do it until a full bag is empty.
Postmen never die, they just loose their zip
Postoperative - a letter carrier
Postoperative:  Letter carrier...
Postorifice - A rude postal clerk
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later.
Posts in message base are weirder than they appear.
Postscript,..Prescript,..what's the difference?
Postscript:  The only thing of interest in some letters
Postuj svoj zivot, to je jedini koji ces ikad imati.
Postujmo Srbiju - ipak nam je ona prvi komsija !
Posture Pals was the definitive last word on posture-Crow
Posture, boy!  Posture! -- Crow T. Robot
Posture, boy! Posture! -Crow as kid runs away from danger
Pot Roast - a sunburned stomach
Pot belly? No, I got pregnant before the sex change!
Pot head - Tom on robot's odd looking top
Pot luck
Pot:"Didn't inhale"; Flowers:"Didn't pene#@z$%*NO CARRIER
Potassium     (K)     39.10200
Potassium Exthoxide rules C2H5OK
Potato Philosophy: "I think, therefore I yam"
Potato Salad Special - $1.59 Today only!
Potato cakes! That's it! - Mike
Potato?    -The Tick
Potatoes do not concern me, Captain. I want that ship!
Potatoo.. pootoe..poetatoe..poutaou.. Aw nuts, SPUD. - Dan Quayle
Potehtow, poetaeto, poltatoe, putaetow, potato, potatow, poetaeto, po
Potential for what? Redecorating? - Charlie
Potential is finite
Pothead! - Mike on guy smoking pipe
Pothead! -- Mike Nelson
Potholes in the Information Superhighway.
Potrzebie!
Pottanada - A dead house plant
Potter: "Rank?"    Klinger: "Corporal."    Potter: "GOTCHA!!"
Potty Emergency! -- Wakko Warner
Potty Emergency! I have a Potty Emergency! - Wakko Warner
Potty Mouth!  Potty Mouth!
Potty emergency!  Potty emergency! -- Wakko Warner
Potty emergency! --Wakka Warner
Potty emergency!! I have a POTTY EMERGENCY!! Wakko W
Potty potty potty potty potty! -- Wakko
Potty potty potty!-Wakko
Potty! Potty! I have to go potty!--Wakko
Potty!! Potty!! Potty emergency here!!!!--Wakko
Pouchsalada - Stuff jammed in the airline pocket after long flight
Pouf celebre!!!  Jean-Brian Zatapathique!!!
Poulsen's Prophesy:  If anything is used to its full potential,<>it will break
Poultry-Shooter!
Pouncing?! Oh no, sire, you can't be serious! This is so humiliating
Pound Farr: Overweight Vulcan Sex.
Pound any key to a pulp to contiune.
Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on Earth.
Pound forehead on keyboard to continue.
Pound head on keyboard to continue.........
Pound keyboard with large hammer to continue.
Pounding, overwhelming waves; whatdaya think a that, aye?
Pour Out Your Heart Before Him; God Is a Refuge For Us !!
Pour a beer in your hand and get your date drunk.
Pour a beer right, and you'll always get good head.
Pour an Atom Cocktail - one sip and she will split.
Pour beer into your SmartModem & make your Baud Wiser!
Pour me another cup, don't wanna miss any of this gossip!
Pour prouver mon amour  une femme? Je serais monogame
Pour qui sont ces serpents qui sifflent sur nos ttes?
Pour some honey on me....I like to know where I'll be getting licked!
Pour some sugar on me
Pour the crimson in me, Jimson
Pour the full tide of eloquence along, Serenely pure, and yet divinely strong. - Alexander Pope
Poured spot remover on my cat, now he's gone -- Data
Poured spot remover on my dog, now he's gone
Pouring beer down the sink...THAT's alcohol abuse!
Pournelle must die!
Pournelle's Law of Costs and Schedules: Everything costs more and takes longer
Pournography : The writings of Jerry Pournelle
Poverty and love are hard to hide
Poverty begins at home.
Poverty can't be eliminated by punishing people who've escaped poverty
Poverty can't buy happiness
Poverty is a great enemy to human happiness. -- Johnson
Poverty is catching.  You get it from your kids.
Poverty is easy, it's Charity and Chastity that are hard
Poverty is inconvenient, try to avoid it.
Poverty is no disgrace, it's just most inconvenient.
Poverty is no shame, but being ashamed of it is. - Franklin
Poverty is not the root ("rut") cause of crime. - Rush Limbaugh
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. (ARISTOTLE)
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. Aristotle
Poverty is the root of all Evil - Maris
Poverty is the root of all evil.
Poverty must have its satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people. -- Don Herold
Poverty, Healthcare, Minimum Wage & Homelessness are moral issues.
Poverty:  Having too much month left at the end of the money.
Poverty:  Having too much month left at the end of the money.
Powder milk - Has your family tried 'em?
Powdered Water (tm) --- Just add... hmmmm
Powdered water - just add hmmm
Powdered water -- just add . . .  hmmm? . . .
Powdermilk - Has your family tried 'em?
Powders and potions are nothing compared to faith
Power (L)user!
Power : The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA
Power Corrupts, Absolute Power is kind of neat...
Power Corrupts, but absolute power is kinda neat
Power Corrupts.  What the hell else is it good for?
Power Elite, n. - The cream of the crap
Power Forward for the Klingon Rollerball Team.
Power Mac = A Yugo with a supercharger.
Power NOT on!!
Power PC -vs- OS/2: One can run like a Mac... the other can't. Period.
Power PC...Power Pocket Calculator
Power Rangers meet Borg: We surrender!!
Power Rangers:  bad scriptwriting as a martial art.
Power Switch...| O |   |  |  |
Power User... Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.
Power Windows! Windows, OS/2, MIDI, News
Power always thinks it has a great soul and vast views beyond the comprehension of the weak; and that it is doing God's service when it is violating all his laws. -John Adams, U.S. President.#2   
Power and Liberty are very seldom upon good terms. -- Savile
Power and Liberty are very seldom upon good terms. -- Savile
Power and fear.  The tools of statecraft. -- Leto Atreides
Power assisted, anti-lock hooves - Joel as horse climbs
Power attracts the corruptable.
Power beyond the WILDest of CATS!...Blue Wave!
Power beyond the WILDest of CATS!...Platinum Xpress!
Power company cut the voltage so we were at half power all evening.
Power concedes nothing without a demand. (F. Douglass)
Power confers "knowledge" when that power is ABSOLUTE! :-)
Power corrups. Absolute power is kind of neat, though.
Power corrupts
Power corrupts - isn't that what it's for?
Power corrupts but lack of power corrupts absolutely. -Orson Welles
Power corrupts! Absolute power is kinda' neat, though
Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely
Power corrupts, and absolute power... is absolutely divine!
Power corrupts, but Absolute Power is really kind of neat!
Power corrupts, but OS/2 is kinda neat.
Power corrupts, but absolute power is sort of neat.
Power corrupts, but we need electricity.
Power corrupts, but we still need electricity.
Power corrupts, especially at 1,000,000,000,000,000 volts
Power corrupts, otherwise why bother?
Power corrupts.  Absolut Vodka corrupts absolutely
Power corrupts.  Absolute power is for Dragons
Power corrupts.  Absolute power is kind of fun, though.
Power corrupts.  Absolute power is kind of neat
Power corrupts.  Absolute power is kind of neat -- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy 1981-1987
Power corrupts.  Absolute power is kind of neat.
Power corrupts.  Absolute power is kinda neat, though.
Power corrupts.  Absolute power though is kinda neat
Power corrupts.  And atomic power corrt and absolute power corrupts absolutely
Power corrupts.  And atomic power corrupts atomically.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is for dragons + weremals.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is for dragons.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is great, however.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of fun.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat though.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat! - Hillary
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat, though.
Power corrupts. Especially if it's on Fidonet.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Power corrupts; absolute power is kind of neat.
Power does not corrupt fools, but fools corrupt power.
Power doesn't corrupt people, people corrupt power.
Power doesn't corrupt people, people corrupt power. (just ask SECWA!)
Power fail detected, press F1 to continue.
Power gains respect.  Restraint of power gains admiration.
Power had not gone to his head. Something had, but not power
Power is always insolent and despotic. - Noah Webster
Power is an illusion; only stupidity is real.
Power is apt to be insolent, and Liberty is apt to be saucy.
Power is danger.
Power is dangerous unless you have humility!
Power is not only what you have but what the enemy thinks you have. --Saul Alinsky 
Power is nothing without control
Power is nothing without control
Power is nothing without control - Pirelli
Power is poison
Power means having to respond.
Power minds of yesterday have fallen to the fray - Course of Empire
Power supplies by mail, fast - we'll FedEx your UPS
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton (1834-1902)
Power tends to corrupt, absolute power corrupts absolutely. -- Lord Acton
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Power to the people! One man, one volt! - Albie Sachs
Power tools and alcohol do not mix. Of course!  Power tools are insoluble in alcohol!
Power up the photons, Mr. Worf. - Riker
Power user:  Someone who pays his electric bill
Power user? Hell, I overpower them.
Power users - call 1-900-PENTIUM for a real thrill.
Power users don't use Windows!
Power, love is power, And there's really nothing we can't do.
Power, n.: The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA
Power- Absoulute Power - Newt Greenrich
Power-packed beyond your WILDest dreams...Platinum Xpress!
PowerBASIC : Not just a language, a way of life
PowerOPEN: IBM's accelerator for the Mac.
PowerPC is 'just' a single chip version of the RS/6000 POWER CPU
PowerQWK rules.. it's simply the best
Powered by Cca-Cla (ruelps)
Powered by Coke, Pizza, and Tea
Powered by Imagination's engine, we crash thru the Guard Rail of Life!
Powered by Pepsi, pizza, and chocolate.
Powered by Win95 (490c) & Shuttle the Mailer for Windows
Powered by coffee, pizza, and chocolate
Powered by pizza, beer and chocolate
Powered by that rarest of all substances..FISH HAIR! -Prof. MonkeyHead
Powerful Drinks  - By Micky Finn
Powerkiter: Someone without a seat in their Levi's
Powerless over alcohol, our wives had become unmanageable
Powerline Offline reader for Windows - New Windows OLR
Pozajmi uvek od pesimista. Oni ne ocekuju da im vratis.
Ppp ppii ppissi kk kkao s sssto ggooo oovo ovoris!
Ppssstt...@FN@ did it.
Ppssstt...@TOFIRST@ did it
Prvention de suicide, composez le 1-800-123-SAUTE
Pracitical nurse:  One who marries a rich, elderly patient.
Practic safe government, use kindoms.
Practical Jokes For Cats, Epsiode 32:  "Pull my claw!  Pull my claw!"
Practical Nurse:  One who marries a rich, elderly patient.
Practical Nurse:  One who marries a wealthy patient.
Practical Nurse:  One who marries a weand absolute power corrupts absolutely
Practical Nurse: One who marries a rich, elderly patient.
Practical jokes are wasted on the stupid.  Garfield
Practical logic
Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts-Henry Adams
Practical politics consists of ignoring facts.
Practical proctology  by Bea Hind
Practical: Taking Yugo to ones wedding
Practically perfect people never permit sentiment to muddle their thinking.  -- Mary Poppins
Practically?  I find that few people truly _like_ caviar.  8)
Practice DELIBERATE kindness and unselfish acts of love!
Practice Random Acts of Kindness and Senseless Beauty
Practice Random Kindness and Senseless Acts of Beauty
Practice Safe Government - Use Kingdoms
Practice Safe Government:  use a Kingdom!
Practice Safe Hex - Duplicate Your Bits
Practice Safe Hex -- BackUp Your Hard Drive
Practice Safe Religion: Worship Trees
Practice Safe Sex-Don't Give Your Real Name
Practice Safe Sex:  Don't give your real name.
Practice Safe Sex: Use a pseudonym
Practice Safe Sex: get Married and be faithful!
Practice Safe Sin
Practice Safe Treks! Use Dax Slug Slime with Nonoxynol-9+
Practice Save CSX
Practice abstinence:  No Bush - No Dick
Practice agnosticism!  There's no such thing as safe sects!
Practice agnosticism!  There's no such thing as safe sects!
Practice artificial insemination - Keep your hand in.
Practice good mirth control - use a conundrum.
Practice is the best of all instructors. - Publilius Syrus
Practice is the best of all instructors.<Syrus>
Practice makes monotony.
Practice makes perfeckt.
Practice makes perfect, but no one's perfect, so why practice?
Practice makes perfect.
Practice makes perfect.  So be careful what you practice
Practice makes perfect. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Practice makes perfect........SEX!!!
Practice mirth control  always use a conundrum
Practice mirth control.  Use a conundrum!
Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control
Practice random acts of kindness & senseless beauty.
Practice random acts of kindness and beauty.
Practice random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
Practice random acts of stupidity, become a feminist.
Practice random and senseless acts of kindness
Practice random and senseless acts of kindness and beauty.
Practice random and senseless acts of kindness.
Practice random hickies and senseless acts of biting.
Practice random kindness & senseless acts of beauty
Practice random senselessness and act kind of beautiful
Practice random violence and senseless acts of stupidity.
Practice safe Cyber....Encrypt!
Practice safe Sax. Don't share your mouthpiece
Practice safe algebra, use brackets.
Practice safe banking use latex checks!
Practice safe calculus - don't drink and derive.
Practice safe computer sex:  A)bstinence C)ondom P)ill 
Practice safe computing, always wear a write protect tab!
Practice safe computing: Write-Protect tabs.
Practice safe eating - use condiments.
Practice safe eating -- always use condiments
Practice safe eating, use a condiment.
Practice safe eating.  Kill the animal first
Practice safe eating.  Use condiments.
Practice safe eating. Kill the animal first.
Practice safe eating. Use condiments.
Practice safe fax. Use a cover sheet.
Practice safe fax... ALWAYS use a cover slip
Practice safe fax....use a cover sheet.
Practice safe fax...ALWAYS use a cover slip.
Practice safe fax...use a cover sheet.
Practice safe flight: Use plastic HUD covers!
Practice safe government . .  . use a kingdom.
Practice safe government---use kingdoms. Anarchist reply: Abstinence is the only way to be 100% sure.
Practice safe government.  Use kingdoms.
Practice safe hex -- wear rubber gloves when keyboarding
Practice safe hex ... type in surgical gloves.
Practice safe hex.  Use plastic keyboard covers.
Practice safe hex...Wear a write-protect tab.
Practice safe hex: Use a keyboard cover!
Practice safe magick; use a Necronomicondom.
Practice safe religion:  Worship a Sysop
Practice safe sex   ...wear a wedding ring.
Practice safe sex : Use plastic keyboard covers !
Practice safe sex, don't give your real name.
Practice safe sex, go screw yourself
Practice safe sex...    ...wear a wedding ring.
Practice safe sex... don't give your name.
Practice safe sex...get married and be faithful OR ABSTAIN!
Practice safe sex...give her someone else's name.
Practice safe sex...kindly go f*ck yourself
Practice safe sex...wear a helmet
Practice safe sex: Stay monogamous!
Practice safe sex?  I don't even know what a condominum is !
Practice safe sex? People actually practice sex??
Practice safe sexwear a wedding ring.
Practice safe sin
Practice safe vampirism, drink tomato juice or bite animals
Practice senseless acts of careless randomness
Practice skepticism in order to avoid cynicism
Practice traditional birth control: eat your young!
Practice wearing those heels *before* Halloween.
Practice your Craft with a measure of mirth
Practice yourself what you preach.
Practice yourself what you preach. -- Titus Maccius Plautus
Practicing Safe Sex .... by Anita Condom
Practicing alcoholic?  I never had to practice!
Practicing tagline addict.
Practise good mirth control, use a conundrum
Practise random kindness, create needless beauty
Practise safe computing ! Wear a write protect tab!
Practise safe eating:  use condiments
Practise safe fax ... always use a cover slip
Practise safe government, use king-doms
Practise safe sex, go screw yourself.
Practising to be thick-headed, Geco? You're there already.
Practiss makes perfict.
Pragmatism should never be confused with moderation.
Prague:  The Joy of Czechs
Prairies, n.: Vast plains covered by treeless forests
Praise  Him
Praise "Bob" and pass the 'frop!
Praise "Bob"!
Praise @FN@, praise @FN@, PRAISE @FN@!
Praise @FN@, praise @FN@, PRAISE @FN@!
Praise @TOFIRST@, praise @TOFIRST@, PRAISE @TOFIRST@!
Praise Boojum, the One True God(tm)
Praise EUGENE, praise EUGENE, PRAISE EUGENE!
Praise GNU from whom all blessings flow
Praise God from whom all kitties flow
Praise God from whom all puppies and kitties flow.
Praise God!  Americans are armed and extremely dangerous
Praise HIM!  Sparky Anderson..., that is!
Praise Orville, praise Orville, PRAISE Orville!
Praise Ye the Lord!!
Praise a wife but remain a bachelor.
Praise be to the SYSOPs who give Origin Locations.
Praise be to you, O Lord; teach me your decrees
Praise can be your most valuable asset if you don't aim it at yourself
Praise comes naturally to those who count their blessings.
Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing
Praise from the common people is generally false, and rather follows the vain than the virtuous. - Francis Bacon
Praise him! praise him! Jesus our blessed Redeemer!
Praise in public.  Criticize in private.
Praise is simply letting off esteem.
Praise marriage but remain a bachelor.
Praise the Lard!
Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!
Praise the Lord and buy bigger guns.- David Koresch
Praise the Lord and pass the Cheez-Whiz!
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.   -- Stephen Coonts, "The Minotaur"
Praise the Lord and pass the backup disks.
Praise the Lord for he is good!!!
Praise the Lord, for He is worthy to be praised!
Praise the Lord, for the battle is won!!!
Praise the Lord..............  Of The Rings i.e 
Praise the Sysop.  The board has risen.
Praise the lord and pass the ammunition.
Praise the sea; on shore remain. -- John Florio
Praise undeserved is satire in disguise.
Praise undeserved is satire in disguise. - Henry Broadhurst, English politician (1840-1911)
Praise ye the Lord.  Praise the Lord, O my soul. - Psalm 146:1
Praise youth and it will advance to success
Praise, it's the least I can do.
Praise:  What you receive when you are no longer alive
Prancy says Prey Before You Sleep
Prancy, that's not YOUR mouse!
Praps ye sits here and chats with it a bitsy, my preciousss. - Gollum
Prase the lord and bend over
Pratice aggressive driving.
Pravi muskarci slusaju "They Might Be Giants"
Pravila postoje kad se dvoje vole, mama ti je rekla: Ne daj prve noci.
Pravilo 1: SysOp je uvek u pravu!
Prawn Farr:  Vulcan shrimp sex.
Prawn Farr: Vulcan sex after shrimp cocktail
Pray - In America's H.S.'s this is a four letter word
Pray TV should be *PREY* TV!
Pray as if it were up to God, but work as if it were up to you
Pray before Hope, except after death.
Pray continually. -1 Thessalonians 5:17
Pray for Bill Clinton (see Psalm 109:8).
Pray for Bill Clinton -- Psalm 109:8
Pray for Bill Clinton. America needs all the help we can get.
Pray for President Clinton (Psalm 109:8)
Pray for Ted Turner, he's in need!!
Pray for Windows 3.1  May God be merciful to us
Pray for a computer crash. It won't be ready in time
Pray for a good harvest, but keep on hoeing.
Pray for crop failure on Sunday. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50%
Pray for great things, but above all, Pray!
Pray for me - what harm can it do?
Pray for me. I drive in the Valley
Pray for pre-trib rapture,but prepare for POST! --K.Green
Pray for rain
Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living.
Pray for the success of atheism.
Pray for them which despitefully use you and persecute you.
Pray for what you want but work for what you need
Pray for your Assistant Scoutmasters....They need the help.
Pray for your Scouter....He needs the help.
Pray not for things, but for wisdom and courage.
Pray tell me, of whose imagination are you a figment?
Pray that the dogs of cyberspace will allow this.
Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space. M. Python
Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore
Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore. - Russian Proverb
Pray to the junkiemaker, 'take a hit wit cher lips!' - Fishbone
Pray we don't alter it any further
Pray without ceasing. (1 The 5:17)
Pray without ceasing. - 1 Thessalonians 5:17
Pray!  We'll need it to avoid KILLING these idiots
Pray!  You'll need it. Your cause has been defeated!
Pray! We'll need it to avoid KILLING these idiots ...
Pray:  To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled i
Prayer - Instant Access, No Callback Verification Needed!
Prayer Warrior:  The real Stealth Fighter
Prayer Works, ask the Berlin Wall
Prayer and junk food, what more does a person need? - Huntress
Prayer can free us from worry and move us to action.
Prayer does not change God, it changes YOU!
Prayer has no line noise and great rates.  Call today!
Prayer in school has nothing to do with the establishment of religion
Prayer in the schools?  Algebra in the pulpits!
Prayer is asking for rain.  Faith is carrying an umbrella.
Prayer is asking for rain.  Faith is then bringing an umbrella.
Prayer is asking for rain. Faith is carrying an umbrella.
Prayer is for constant use, not just for emergencies.
Prayer is practicing the presence of God.
Prayer may not change things but it sure changes _you_ for things!
Prayer moves the hand that moves the world
Prayer pimples for hairy fishnuts? -- Opus Penguin
Prayer warriors needed!
Prayer will be in schools as long as exams are!
Prayer, Mr. Saavik.  The Klingons don't take prisoners
Prayer.  The last refuge of a scoundrel.  - Lisa Simpson
Prayer: The Ultimate Weapon
Prayerless pews make powerless pulpits
Prayerobics: Workout with Jim & Tammy Baker!
Prayers For Children - By Cindy Skool
Prayers For Children:              Cindy Skool*
Prayers For Children: Cindy Skool
Prayers are always answered.  The answer is usually no
Praying will give you a calm-plex.
Prays to the Lord!!
Pre odlaska u krevet obrij se sekirom i spavaces kao zaklan
Pre-Adolescent Pete's Piracy and Anarchy K-Rad Phorum.
Pre-Columbus chauvinist: "She's flatter than the earth"
Pre-School	- Abacus
Pre-coding checklist; Pencil\paper [X] Ref. books [X] Snickers bar [X]
Pre-emptive laws are the hallmark of tyranny.
Pre-landing Checklist, Item #1:  Locate pax
Pre-scented buckets are provided for your vomiting pleasure.
Pre-spaceflight (first age of mankind).
PreFarr: Vulcan foreplay
Preach on, my sister!  <EchoHighFive!>  - Anna Steven
Preach the Gospel all the time; if necessary use words. --St. Francis
Preachers do it from the pulpit.
Preachers of eternal life are usually afraid of dying
Preaching To Hell's Angels - By Pastor Redlight
Preaching to Hell's Angels:        Pastor Redlight(1)
Preaching to Hell's Angels: Pastor Redlight
Precedent is the last refuge of the incompetent
Precedents has as much law as justice
Precedents that pass sub silentio are of little or no authority
Precinct toilet stolen - Cops have nothing to go on.
Precinct toilet stolen; police have nothing to go on.
Precinct toilets snagged.  Police have nothing to go on.
Precinct toilets stolen! Police have nothing to go on.
Precious Geiger Moments: "God is lo-*GEEYAH!!!* as a giant ribbed penis bursts from the kid's chest!
Precious and few are the moments we toucans share. -Mishearing of Song
Precious, they steals the taglinesss
Precisely the correct time. --Kosh.
Precisely. - Spock
Precision bombing
Precision bombing is normally accurate within plus or minus one mile.
Precognition, n. - Ability to forsee future events retroactively
Preconception: a lock on the door of wisdom
Predators of Borg:  "Hunt the best; assimilate the rest."
Predestination was doomed from the beginning.
Predestination was doomed from the start.
Predestination was doomed to failure
Predestination was doomed to failure right from the start
Predholmes' law of window cleaning: it's on the other side
Predicted death rate remaining steady at one per person.
Predicting the future of technology is fraud with peril!
Prediction is extremely difficult. Especially about the future. - Niels Bohr
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future. - Neils Bohr
Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.
Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future. -- Niels Bohr
Prediction: You are reading a tagline right now.
Predjudice applies to more than color or race
Preen goeth before a flap.
Prefer freedom to certainty
Preference or orientation: What does it matter?
Preferred Customer at Diane's House of Pies
Preferred Vacation Spot:  Loan Officers - Fairbanks, Alaska
Preferred Vacation Spot:  Retired Army Officers - East Point, Georgia
Preferred Vacation Spot:  Sheriffs - Marshalltown, Iowa
Prefurred housing - where the cat lives.
PregNet: Undergoing rapid expansion!
Pregnancy - a woman a swelled up over her work
Pregnancy -- the worst sexually transmitted disease of them all
Pregnancy begins with a single sell
Pregnancy is a side effect of sloppy birth control.
Pregnancy is death because of the flu. - The Stand
Pregnancy is hell. Anyone who says otherwise is lying or on drugs.
Pregnancy:  Taking seriously that which was poked in fun.
Pregnant is the past tense of virgin.
Pregnant ropuli. (The snake will soon lay eggs.)
Pregnant tribble: 0
Pregnant women gives birth during marathon and still comes in third!
Pregnant-Navy Syndrome:  Sign up and get pregnant!
Pregnant: Parasitically oppressed
Pregnant: Past Tense of Virgin!
Prehistorians like to talk about the Goold Old Days!
Prehistoric Finds  - By B. C. Calendar
Prejudice ain't a part of that collection.
Prejudice and pain permeate the World of Darkness
Prejudice is all in your head.
Prejudice is opinion not supported by evidence
Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
Prejudice is the child of ignorance. - William Hazlitt
Prejudice is the reason of fools
Prejudice is the reason of fools -- Voltaire
Prejudice is very human. -- Data
Prejudice, n. - To form opinions without having to get the facts
Prejudice: A vagrant opinion without visible means of support. -- Ambrose Bierce
Prejudiced people are all alike
Prelude to the Afternoon of a Hot Fawn - Crow
Premature Articulation... saying too much too soon.
Premature Ejaculation--Disconnect While Downloading QWK
Premature Error: Error not yet implemented, substituting another
Premature ejaculator....a troubled shooter
Premature optimization is the root of all evil
Premature optimization is the root of all evil. -- D.E. Knuth
Premature phone music - Tom
Premature phone music... -- Tom Servo
Premature withdrawal may lead to loss of interest
Premium Notice:   ......The check is in the mail!
Premium-priced health food: The surcharge of the lite brigade.
Prenuptial Agreement:  An "I do" with an asterisk
PrepArE To Be IncompRehenSibly GarBled. - bSCUTI Of borG
Preparation H is the favourite lipstick in San Francisco.
Preparation H, n. - Yeah, but who tested Preparations A through G?
Preparation H: Kiss your hemmoroids goodbye.
Preparation P sounds like a good name for a diuretic.
Preparation is assimilated, prepare to be irrelevant. Waitaminute
Preparation, knowledge, and discipline can deal with any form of danger
Prepare O.R.! STAT!! - Sid
Prepare To Duck..Flying Rumors Have Right Of Way
Prepare To Meet Your Maker - By Eva DeStruction
Prepare a bed for our guest.
Prepare for . . . LUDICROUS SPEED! --- Colonel Sanders, Space Balls
Prepare for Ludicrous Speed! - Helmut
Prepare for a rather sudden visit to Gauda Prime!
Prepare for ludicrous speed! -Dark Helmet
Prepare for the future -- read science fiction
Prepare for the return of the Ottoman Empire! - Empress Ottoman [Tick]
Prepare for the ultimate journey into an uncharted wilderness.
Prepare for tomorrow -  get ready. - Edith Keeler
Prepare for tomorrow -- get ready.
Prepare for tomorrow -- get ready. -- Edith Keeler, "The City On the Edge of Forever",
Prepare ship for Ludicrous Speed!
Prepare ship for light speed!
Prepare the Wave Motion Gun!
Prepare the usual rich and famous contract for Kermit the Frog and Co
Prepare to abandon your vessel. - Kirk
Prepare to attack! Set phrasers to PUN!
Prepare to attack.  All hands, battle stations. - Kirk
Prepare to be as..assi..assimi...We're taking over! --Porky of Borg.
Prepare to be askimilgrated
Prepare to be asmilmated. --Dan Quale of Borg
Prepare to be horribly mutilated! - Earthworm Jim
Prepare to be, like, totally assimilated, OK?  Buffy of Borg
Prepare to be, or not to be assimilated - Hamlet of Borg
Prepare to beam me up, Ross
Prepare to beam us up
Prepare to breathe your last, Earthworm Jim! - Evil Goldfish, Bob
Prepare to destroy the borg!  Ensign, upload windows!
Prepare to die
Prepare to die, EARTH SCUM!
Prepare to die, demon! Humford
Prepare to fling crap!  -- MST3K
Prepare to go into hyperspace on my mark
Prepare to leave orbit. Crusher
Prepare to leave this room, and this ship. Chakotay
Prepare to meet thy GOD! (Evening dress optional)
Prepare to surge to sub-light speed.............EN-GAGE!
Prepare to take a meeting with extreme emotional pain
Prepare to witness pin-point marketing - Dr. Forrester
Prepare yourself for imminent annihilation. -- Mechanon
Prepare yourself for the Great Depression of the 1990s
Prepared by a professional, don't try this at home.
Prepared in mind and resources.
Preparing For Your Speling Be  - By Dan Quail
Preparing Leather - by Tanya Hyde
Preparing Leather: Tanya Hyde*
Preparing an ambush, I sight-in with my <<<SWIPER>>> missle, and wait.
Preparing for something better begins with gratitude for what we have.
Preparing, preparing! Why are you always preparing?  Just go!
Prepatory Beat - A threat made to singers, eg: "Sing or else!"
Preperation is assimilated, prepare to be irrelevant. Waitaminute
Preposition:  A poor word to end a sentence with
Preposition: a bad word to end a sentence up with
Preposition: poor word to end a sentence with.
Prepositions are not a good thing to end a sentence with.
Preposterous, adj.  The idea that murder is a crime.
Prepostions are not words to end sentences with
Prerecorded for play in this time zone
Prerecorded for this time zone.
Prerequisite for being a Mighty Duck: you must become an NHL quack.
Pres$%(^#%^JCxT*(#%^@#HTY@RHNX%@!@&*)+=-_*&ther key to erase disk!
Pres. Clinton's master health plan disks were found to have a virus.
Pres.Bush cut funding for public TV. As a result PBS will eliminate some shows. You can tell money is tight at PBS b/c earlier today, Burt and Ernie were spotted at a sperm bank.--Conan O'Brien
Pres.Bush cut funding for public television in his latest budget.  As a result, PBS may have to eliminate some of their shows.  You can tell money is tight at PBS because earlier today, Burt and 
Pres.Bush cut funding for public television in his latest budget.  As a result, PBS may have to eliminate some of their shows.  You can tell money is tight at PBS because earlier today, Burt and 
Pres.Bush's approval ratings have taken somewhat of a dive.A senior slump,if you will.Leading Pres.Bush to one conclusion:He is the only one who realizes what a great job he's been doing. -Jon Stewart
Presbyterianism           This sh*t happens to be too dear
Presbyterianism           This sh*t happens to be too dear
Presbyterianism           This sh*t happens to be too dear
Preschooler of the future: A:\ B:\ C:\ D:\ E:\ F:\ G:\ H:\ I:\ J:\.
Prescriptions cannot be filled by phone. - On a form in a clinic
Presence is more than just being there.
Presence of mind is not his problem; his weakness is absence of thought
Present fears are less than horrible imaginings. <Shakespeare>
Present technology may permit history to have an end.
Present to the eye, present to the mind. - Chinese Proverb
Present wrist for one slap, please, Bob
Present...  Hex Editor!  Forward...  Hack!
Presented by Kai Winn's Behaviourial Adjustments & Lobotomy Service
Presented for your ultimate edification
Presentez toujours le devant au monde.
Presenting Lorena Bobbit with the all NEW Ginsi Knife
Presenting... the daring young man on the flying TRAP 000Es!
Presenting........The Eternal Thread!
Presently presently will mean now, not in the very near future.
Presents, I often say, endear Absents. - Charles Lamb
Preserve Bacteria.. Its the only culture some people have
Preserve Capitalism .........Impeach Hilary
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Preserve TOLKIEN's works:  Pickle a HOBBIT today!
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Preserve Wildlife!  Throw a party today!
Preserve an endangered species:  Female Sysops
Preserve bacteria.  It's the only culture some folks have!
Preserve me, O God: for in thee do I put my trust. (PSA 16:1)
Preserve mold! It's the only culture some folks get
Preserve nature, pickle a potato!
Preserve religious liberty: keep church and state separate!
Preserve the Hacker Ethic.
Preserve the Spotted Owl!  In Formaldehyde!
Preserve the atmosphere. Stop breathing
Preserve the old, but know the new.
Preserve wildlife - pickle a hedgehog!
Preserve wildlife -- pickle a squirrel today!
Preserve wildlife! Throw a party!
Preserve wildlife, pickle a squirrel today!
Preserve wildlife.  Catch a wild squirrel and pickle it
Preserve wildlife.  Pickle a squirrel.
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Preserve wildlife... Pickle a squirrell today
Preserve wildlife... pickle a moderator!
Preserve wildlife... pickle a rat.
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Preserve wildlife... pickle a sqirrel.
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Preserve your intelligence! Stop thinking *now*!
Presidency:  The greased pig in the field game of America
President Bush said inflation has been arrested. He should check... I think it's out on bail.
President Bush says we're going to have a terrorist attack, but we don't know where or when. I think you could say the same thing about tornadoes.
President Bush says we're going to have a terrorist attack, but we don't know where or when. I think you could say the same thing about tornadoes.
President Bush warned that the war in Iraq will cost American lives. It will also create Americans with disabilities!
President Bush warned that the war in Iraq will cost American lives. It will also create Americans with disabilities!
President Clark has violated the Earth Alliance constitution
President Clark has violated the Earth Alliance constitution
President Clinton - The face on the $3.00 bill
President Clinton and Bill.
President Clinton called. Please call her back ASAP.
President Clinton doesn't inhale... he SUCKS!!!
President Clinton is a few fries short of a Happy Meal
President Clinton is really a Boomer!!  Help!  Priss!!
President Clinton's mandate ---> [] (shown actual size)
President Clinton, The Waffle House, Washington, D.C.
President Clinton, welcome to California...Now go home!
President Clinton, welcome to Texas...Now go home!
President Clinton---The Eddie Haskel of politics
President Clinton:  America gets the Bill
President Clinton:  The face on the $3.00 bill.
President Clinton: Liberals' way to screw up the world
President Clinton: Oxymoron or Oxford Moron?
President Clinton: Proof that character matters!
President Clinton: The face on the $3.00 bill.
President Eisenhower reelected by a 9 million vote plurality Nov. 6.
President Gerald Ford was an Eagle Scout.
President Hillary:The rich are anyone with a job
President I have to go vacuum my coin collection!
President Reagan has noted that there are too many economic pundits and forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax
President Skroob... SALUTE!
President Thieu says he'll quit if he doesn't get more than 50% of the vote.  In a democracy, that's not called quitting. -- The Washington Post
President not found should I call Slick Willie?
President of Tag-a-holics Anonymous, Triangle, Va Chapter
President of the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee!
President of the Nat'l. Water Gun Association, Wayne La Perrier.
President's Advisor on Scientific Flummery.
President's Choice Condoms: "Memories of Whatsername"
President, n. - In America, the misleading man
President, n. - The mischief executive of a republic or corporation
President/Vice president is undefined. Cannot divide by zero.
President: (n)  see: Scapegoat.
President? President? We don't need no stinking president
Presidential Committee on Lower Expectations.
Presidential election: choosing the evil of two lessors!
Presidential promises
Presidents usually age quickly...guess that explains Hillary
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Press every key to continue
Press hard on a rout.  -T.E. Lawrence
Press here to test. Release to detonate
Press now to access the pirate software
Press on a small rodent's head to obtain file
Press on a small rodent's head to obtain file &lt;ROTFL&gt;
Press red button to test, release to detonate
Press spacebar to TEST!...................Release to Detonate
Press t' Test ........... Release t' detonate.  Cheeeiit
Press the "any key" to continue.
Press the &lt;STOP&gt; key now
Press the *any* key not just any key to see more Taglines.
Press the Enter-Key and stand back
Press the SPACEBAR to Quit, Press twice to Save and Exit
Press the [F117A] key for stealth operations."
Press the [F4] key to access a Phantom application.
Press the button on the screen
Press the button, my friend, send me back into time.
Press the orange button and stand back
Press to "TEST", [click],  Release to "DETONATE".
Press to Test ........Release to detonate.
Press to test.  &lt;click&gt;                    Release to detonate. &lt;BLAM!!
Press to test.  &lt;click&gt;  Release to detonate.  &lt;foom&gt;
Press to test.  Release to detonate.
Press to test." &lt;click&gt;  "Release to detonate.
Press to test..&lt;click&lt;..Release to Detonate....BOOM!!
Press to test...  Release to detonate!
Press to test....Release to Detonate....BOOM!!
Press  retain files, or any other key to reformat hard drive
Press:   F1-Help   F2-Extended Help   F3-Give It Up
Press: F1 for $20. F2 for $50. Please wait for your cash
Presser?! Cabin Presser?! - Crow on misspelled gauge
Pressez 50 fois esc pour accder au bbs
Pressing ENTER on this line will do absolutely nothing
Pressing ENTER on this line will execute John Hancock!
Pressing ENTER on this line will execute John Hancock!  DIE! DIE! DIE!
Pressing ENTER will load a tag line file from below.
Pressing enter here might just zap @N@. O:)
Pressure Relief  - By Korsetsov
Pressure is building and the volcano is ready to blow.
Pressure is the natural force acting upon an engineer.
Pressure makes diamonds.  (a wise grandfather)
Pressure's up, but there's a slow leak somewhere.
Prestone Borg: unreliable assimilation is NOT an option!
Prestone, and the rust is history
Presumption is always in favor of the sentence
Pres...ueOeo continue, or any other key to format C:
Pretend to spank him - he's a pseudo-masochist.
Pretend to spank me - I'm a pseudo masochist.
Pretend to spank me, baby -- I'm a pseudomasochist!
Pretend to spank me--I'm a pseudo-masochist
Pretend we were in the days before railways, Tom coached.
Pretend you are suffering from amnesia and don't remember your name
Pretend you understand what's going on.
Pretend you're a mugger, @fn@. I wanna try something
Pretend you're pregnant. Even if you're a guy
Pretending sleep is the most common birth control device.
Pretentious Pedantry Presently Participating
Pretentious little French guy! -Evil Arthur to Bistro d' Burden Waiter
Pretentious?  I think not.  Snobbish, maybe, but not pretentious
Pretentious? Moi? - John Cleese
Pretty Bird, Pretty Bird ... Stupid Human, Stupid Human
Pretty amazing stuff
Pretty bad when the pilot weighs more than the airplane
Pretty colours....n' stuff....gah
Pretty cute for a priest, huh? - Mike
Pretty embarrassing to get beat up by Frankie Avalon -Tom
Pretty eyes like yours deserve a meal, come on in. - Mullibok
Pretty girls are more to be petted than censured
Pretty girls make u buy beer, ugly ones make you drink it.
Pretty girls make us BUY beer, ugly ones make us drink it - Al Bundy
Pretty girls make us BUY beer. Ugly ones make us drink it
Pretty girls make you buy beer, ugly ones make you drink it.
Pretty much all the honest truth telling in the world is done by children. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Pretty much born to slam - Tom
Pretty much born to slam... -- Tom Servo
Pretty please with a cherry on top?
Pretty please with maggots on it! - Peter Puppy to Queen SlugforaButt
Pretty slick flying, sir. - Rachel
Pretty soon, you may have to do some "adjusting"  NOT!!!
Pretty starry out tonight
Pretty thin, huh? &lt;Murtagh&gt;  Anorexic! &lt;Riggs&gt;
Pretty ugly
Pretty uncomfortable, isn't it. - Sisko
Pretty weak shelves. - Hoozit
Pretty women and rich men are rarely wrong
Pretty women are fun to be with, but good books are a READ!
PrettyBird,PrettyBird .. StupidHuman,StupidHuman
Pretzel Farr: Kama Sutra Vulcan sex.
Pretzel Farr: Not the missionary position Vulcan sex :)
Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning:  It's on the other side.
Prevent AIDS in your computer; practice safe hex.
Prevent Apathy - Actually, I couldn't care less.
Prevent Drowning - By Buddy System
Prevent Drowning:                  Buddy System*
Prevent Drowning: Buddy System
Prevent Truth Decay.... Read your Bible
Prevent abortions --- Support Sex Education!
Prevent accidents - start doing things deliberately.
Prevent being flamed - Sign up for Email ID Blocking NOW !
Prevent computer viruses.  Install Trojans!
Prevent drownings - Pave a lake today
Prevent headcolds from going to your chest; tie a knot in your neck.
Prevent noise pollution. Gag a Flamer!
Prevent noise pollution. Shoot a Rapper!
Prevent security leaks.
Prevent stolen taglines. Use dumb ones like this
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone. -- Auden
Prevent tooth decay.....eat through your nose.
Prevent truth decay -- Read the Bible!!
Prevent, Prepare, Respond: American Red Cross
Preventing baldness is simple. Just knot your hair from the inside.
Prevention has been prevented !
Prevention is better than cure.
Prevention. Diagnosis. Intervention.
Preview of the virtual world
Preview of the virtual world
Previous experience: Self-employed - a fiasco. - Real live resume statement
Previous line effects the whole message
Previous tagline should have been here
Previously on 24...
Previously on Warner Law
Previously on Warner Law
Previously on Warner Law (Animaniacs)
Previously on Warner Law...
Previously on Warner Law... (Animaniacs)
Previously, on Baretta - Tom
Previously, on Hercules... -- Crow T. Robot
Prez of Kamek/Mako Tagline Industries: 10,000 Tags and Growing!
Prez! No, Bill, you don't snort Colombian coffee through a dollar
Pricam sa vinom kao s' drugom, slusa me mada zna vec sve
Price Farr: Vulcan prostitution
Price and specifications subject to change w/o notice!
Price check on prune juice, Bob...Price check on prune juice. -- Batty
Price does not include taxes.
Price has no meaning without a measure of the quality being purchased.
Price of admission - your premise.
Price you name.  Money I got.  McCoy
Price's Advice: It's all a game -- play it to have fun
Price's First Law:  If everybody wants it, nobody gets it
Priceless is true love in a good woman's heart.
Prices subject to change without reason.
Pride Is What We Have. Pity Is What Others Have
Pride and grace never dwell in one place
Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. - Benjamin Franklin
Pride can hurt you too
Pride goes before destruction... Proverbs 16:18
Pride in prosperity becomes misery in adversity
Pride invites calamity; humility reaps its harvest
Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.
Pride is something we have. Vanity is something others have,,,
Pride is tasteless & odorless but still hard to swallow
Pride is tasteless & odorless but still hard to swallow
Pride is the middle class substitute for class.  Garfield
Pride is what redheads have. Vanity is what others have
Pride is what we have...Vanity is what others have.
Pride of Man , broken in the dust again - QSMS
Pride of the Zombies - Mike on sandlot baseball game
Pride of the Zombies! -- Mike Nelson
Pride, commitment, teamwork - words we use to get you to work for free
Pridham's Law of Golf:  The only way to avoid hitting a tree is&lt;&gt;to aim at it
Pridham's Law of Golf:  The only way to avoid hitting a tree is&lt;&gt;to aim at it
Priest be nimble.  Priest be quick. -- Crow T. Robot
Priest be nimble. Priest be quick - Crow
Priest to a Rabbi: When will we eat a good decent fork meal?&lt;&gt;The Rabbi to the priest: In your wedding
Priest with dick in snow like cold one before mass
Priester's Law of Desire:  The more you want it, the quicker the&lt;&gt;letdown after you get it
Priestess of the Pagan Mother, Ancient Queen of Innerspace-RUSH
Priests do it by the word of God.
Priests do it faithfully with Masses.
Priests do it heavenly.
Priests do it with Masses.
Priests go out on the town and celibate.
Priests should be considered guilty until proven innocent. -- RAH
Priests should marry.  It'll give them working knowledge of Hell.
Prijatelju, propalice, zasto ti je propalo lice?
Prikupljaca nesazvakanih delova kobaje.
Primate breath? ...How awful! ...Um, what's for lunch?
Primate lab animals in Jersualem = Rhesus' of Nazareth!
Prime Directive, My butt set phasers to PUREE.
Prime Drective MY A##! Phasers on maximum!
Prime directive MY BUTT!  Set phasers to PUREE!
Prime directives butt, fire when ready Mr. Worf!
Prime directives rear end, fire when ready, Mr. Work.
Prime time all the time, TV-29.-- WTAF-29, 1979
Prime! How long's my scarf? '7.014 meteres, excluding loose threads
Prime! How long's my scarf? '7.014 meteres, excluding loose threads
Prime-time TV is the opiate of the masses.
Primero escuchamos al sermon; entonces comemos al misionero.
Primers for sale.  Only used once
Primitive Transport  - By Orson Cart
Primitive things stir the hearts of everyone.
Primordial soup for dinner again?
Primum Non Nocere
Primus Illuminatus is sp-sp-spooky in six slices
Primus didn't tell me all that they wer going to charj, so I'm not paying them anything.
Prince Andrew's T-shirt: "Wanna See the Royal Jewels?"
Prince Andrew's T-shirt: "Wanna See the Royal Jewels?"
Prince Charles and Lady Di do it royally.
Prince Charles does it in succession.
Prince Charming ?  Is that you at last ?!
Prince Charming Lied.
Prince Charming Lied.
Prince Ranier might drive a Monaco.
Prince Regent has all the social grace of a potty
Prince of all darkness initiation, ritually baptized in flames
Prince to Snow White:  You shared a cottage with WHAT?!?
Prince? Where? He's dreeeeaaaammy! Not! - Dot
Prince?! Where?! He's dreamy! ...Not! - Dot
Princes in exile raising the standard Drambuie...(Fish)
Princess Anne & Princess Margaret -Crow on girl wrestlers
Princess Lorena Says: Off with their heads; Never mind which end!
Princess of Sorrow, Wilderness Angel--Jim Morrison
Princess, Princess!! ..My..head..is..floppy...- Devolved Earthworm Jim
Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
PrincessPrincessPrincess! -Sorcerer Hunters
Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office. - Ralph Wiggum
Principal's do it nine months a year
Principle of Design Inertia:  Any change looks terrible at first
Principle, n. - A general error, basic to other errors
Principles have no real force except when one is well fed. - Twain
Principles prove, they are not proved
Print Farr: Vulcan pornography
Print is the sharpest and the strongest weapon of our party. - Stalin
Print my Help Files...Or I'll crash your computer ! - UnaMouse
PrintPlus Super file printing and More!
Printed on 100% recyclable phosphor.
Printed on 100% recycled electrons.
Printed on the side of a Klingon vessel: HMS Bounty.
Printed with 100% recycled electrons
Printer Crashed! Printer Driver fell asleep!
Printer is F*%^ed, printing information now
Printer paper is always strongest at the perforation
Printer paper is always strongest at the perforation
Printer's do it without wrinkling the sheets.
Printer:  An Electromechanical Paper-Shredding Device
Printers DO IT with ribbons.
Printers DO IT with their own type.
Printers always die on page 999 of a 1000 page report
Printers do it on virgin sheets.
Printers do it with their own type.
Printers do it without wrinking the sheets.
Printers reproduce the fastest.
Printout - A document to verify data you know is wrong anyway
Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
Priority Message : CODE 47 : Secure Channel
Priscilla says, "Food?  Did someone say food?"
Prisioner transfer from cellblock 1138
Prism:  a place for light waves that commit refractions.
Prism: Place for light rays that commit minor refractions.
Prisms: Criminals usually end up in prisms
Prison = Clothes, Food, Bed, TV, Books, Recreation = Comfort.
Prison grave sites researched....Call 1-800-GOT-TIME
Prison sure beats having to compete for a job!
Prisoner of gravity #56482873
Prisoner on Borg ship: I am not a Borg, I am a free man!
Prisoners! Seize each other! -Hig Hurgenflurst
Prisons are built with stones of Law, brothels with bricks of Religion.  -- Blake
Prisons are places people go to in a pinch.
Prisons of a pride too strong, that never let him go - Course of Empire
Privacy matters
Private Durman? Care to join us? - Plug to Dodger
Private First Class Tribble:  &lt;*
Private Joke Center of the known universe.
Private Parts and Major Woody reporting for duty
Private Parts-The Movie! Coming soon!
Private agreements cannot derogate from public law
Private contracts cannot derogate from the public law
Private inconvenience is made up for by public benefit
Private tag - #  /
Privelage has its own odor. -- Crow T. Robot
Privilege has it's own odor - Crow
Pro & con are opposites, what about progress & congress?
Pro - the Tagline utility - is really a powerhouse.
Pro Athlete: a rich muscle.
Pro Bono: A lawyer obstructing Justice for free!
Pro CHOICE is a lie, no baby CHOOSES to die
Pro Choice !
Pro Lifer's DOS: Can't (A)bort or (DEL)ete Continue (Y/y)
Pro Wrestling is Fake... but so is Daytime Soup Operas!
Pro bono: a fan of Sonny's.
Pro football is like nuclear warfare. No winners, just survivors.
Pro golfers know that money grows on tees.
Pro is the opposite of con - i.e. Progress/Congress
Pro is to con as progress is to Congress.
Pro is to progress as Con is to Congress.
Pro wrestler:  a struggling actor.
Pro wrestling isn't fake, it's just predetermined
Pro wrestling: America's original white trash art form!
Pro-Abortion Virus: Deletes all new files under 3k.
Pro-BORG: All fortunes will be assimilated.
Pro-Child, Pro-Family, Pro-Woman, Pro-Choice.
Pro-Choice because it's the woman's right to choose.
Pro-Choice! Murder a baby to keep America safe!
Pro-Choice, because "(R)etry, (I)gnore" doesn't cut it
Pro-Choice...?  WRONG..  Pro-DEATH!
Pro-Choice: Everyone should choose Eternal Life!
Pro-Choice: I choose to hunt, trap, fish, eat meat and wear fur!
Pro-Choice?   So why doesn't the baby get one?
Pro-Choice? What choice did the dead baby have?
Pro-Choice? Wrong! Pro-DEATH!!!
Pro-Israelism             When sh*t happens Iran is behind it
Pro-Life Virus: Doesn't let you delete files
Pro-Life?  More like Pro-overpopulation if you think about it!
Pro-Life? Fine. Get one and stay out of mine.
Pro-Lifer's DOS: Can't A)bort or DELete. Continue? (Y/y)
Pro-Lifer...  Have you met my friend RICO???
Pro-Lifers believe in life. And they will kill to prove it.
Pro-Lifers insist on laboring over a misconception.
Pro-Republican,Anti-Dole,Anti-Buchanan,Pro-Alexander tag: Perot
Pro-abortionists think "choice" is spelled 'Supreme Court opinion'!
Pro-abortionists: people trying to end lives
Pro-abortionists: their "rights" imposed on a baby's life
Pro-choice is really Anti-choice when birth is involved.
Pro-choice: If your mom aborted you, where would you be today?
Pro-choice?  What choice does the baby have?
Pro-choice? That's a lie...babies never choose to die!
Pro-choice? What choice does the baby have?
Pro-choicer: Heart-beat? Brain-waves?? Well, it's still not a baby.
Pro-death?  Fine.  GO end your life, and stay out of mine!
Pro-electorate's choice: Abort the pregnant chads.
Pro-free speech, pro-gun, PRO-FREEDOM!
Pro-life Republicans want government small enough to fit in your bedroom.
Pro-life WILL win.  It has to.  We're the only ones reproducing
Pro-life WILL win.  It has to.  We're the only ones reproducing
Pro-life is a lie! They don't care if women die!
Pro-life slogan: use a gun -- go to heaven
Pro-life.  Pro-child.  Pro-family.  PRO-CHOICE!!!
Pro-life: "Saving a life", while destroying a teenager's life.
Pro-life?  Fine.  GET one, and stay out of mine!
Pro-lifers believe in life; they will kill to prove it!
Pro-lifers believe life begins when you agree with them.
ProChoice is OK, but it depends on when you choose.
ProComm changed my life.. I used it to download RoboComm
ProComm feature: Ability to download QModem
ProComm+ for Windows ate my tagline file!!
ProPUSSition: Let the cat be X
ProTag - Version 1.0
Proactive rather than reactive
Prob: How do you get two bars of chocolate home in a hot car? Solution: Eat them in the parking lot
Prob:How doUget2bars of choc.home in a hot car?Solution:Eat them in parking lot
Probable impossibilities are preferred over improbable possibilities.
Probable non-DOS dis######### NO CARRIER
Probable non-DOS dis********* NO CARRIER
Probable non-DOS dis NO CARRIER
Probably Something... But Not...!
Probably been collapsing for centuries. Janeway
Probably been said already, but I like this one
Probably came from YOU.
Probably doesn't even have any, uh, attributes. --Londo.
Probably had to walk a mile in the snow, too. - Richie Ryan
Probably have to take out a wall for that one... - The Tick
Probably just a billing error. - Manager to Sysop
Probably noticed all the skirts running around - Dr. F
Probably wrong, but I know it could be right. - Queen
Probably, becasue nobody thought it was important.
Probably. But we have to prove it. - Hague
Probe launch confimed. Mekong Computer
Probe ready for launching, droned Data
Probes have been known to have been wrong! - McCoy
Probitas Laudatur et alget
Problem System, Please be Patient.
Problem found -- stupid operater
Problem is, he won't listen to anyone that disagrees with him
Problem is, they don't like uniforms. - Mullibok
Problem isn't repeating rifles, it's repeat offenders
Problem loading SENILE.COM ... out of memory.
Problem localized: Intel processor found in computer.
Problem solving, solution number 2: deny the problem exists.
Problem with DOOM ][?  End of the line is WAAAY back there.
Problem with Windoze: Can't find any bashtags I aint got! (3,125!)
Problem with immortality; you have to be dead to get it.
Problem with kissing ass is that you get a face full of dung!
Problem with shooting skeet, cleaning and cooking them!
Problem with skeet shooting, cleaning and cooking them!
Problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
Problem with the gene pool - No lifeguard
Problem-With-The-Poster-O-Meter:  [......../]  Hmmph!  Thought so
Problem: My #VARIABLE# doesn't want to.
Problem:Display garbled. Solution:Draw a pentacle, get three white pigeons, call the name 'Astaroth'
Problem?  See Kei and Yuri in complaints.
Problematics:  The Joy of Vex
Problems & obstacles are only stepping stones in life
Problems Problems If only to much MONEY was a problem!
Problems and Insight rarely appear together!
Problems are no stopsigns but are guidelines
Problems are only Opportunities in Disguise
Problems arise when you have only 5 minutes left on the BBS!
Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them. - Albert Einstein
Problems don't go away by themselves. Customers do.
Problems for a Furry:  Being mistaken for Bill Clinton's
Problems for a Furry:  Getting tail caught in doors.
Problems for a Furry:  HEAT!
Problems for a Furry:  Hairballs.
Problems for a Furry:  Having to wear a license just to walk around.
Problems for a Furry:  Leash laws.
Problems for a Furry:  People look at you funny when you walk the dog.
Problems for a Furry:  Trousers that make no allowance for tails.
Problems for a Furry:  VETS!
Problems for a Furry: Being mistaken for Bill Clinton's cat.
Problems for a Furry: Dog-Catchers.
Problems for a Furry: People look at you funny when you walk the dog.
Problems for a Fuzzy:  Hairballs
Problems have only the size and the power you give them.&lt;S.H.&gt;
Problems have solutions, you know.
Problems never go away.  They simply swim upriver to spawn.
Problems precisely defined are already partially solved
Problems should come with their own white-out.
Problems with math? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i).]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].
Problems worthy of attack will attack back.
Problems! Problems! If only to much MONEY was a problem!
Problems.... Problems... If only MONEY was a problem!
Problems?  - not me - it's the rest of the world!
Problems?  No, I LIKE my foot there
Problems? "Cherchez la femme."
Problems? - not me  - it's the rest of the World!
Problems? Call the Psychic Hotline! 1-900-USTUPID
Problems? No, I LIKE my foot there.
Proboscis Waving in the Breeze
Proboscis:  The rudimentary organ of an elephant which se
Probudi se, vreme je da popijes pilulu za spavanje.
Procastination, n. - Something one of these days, real soon, I'll quit
Procastinator's Club may meet next week.
Procastinator:  A fishing expert, gifted at casting lures.
Procatstinate - The cat can't decide to go out or stay inside
Procatstinate: When a cat can't decide to go out or in
Proceed carefully into the chase - Mike
Proceed carefully into the chase... -- Mike Nelson
Proceed to the bank, take out a loan, buy or rent a clue
Proceed with Caution - Twisted Mind Under Construction!
Proceed with caution; SysOp under pressure
Proceed, Mr. Data. Picard
Proceed.  Use your Tricorder. - Kahless
Proceed. Carefully. - Tuvok
Process cash from wallet at higher speeds.
Process discontinued
Processed Cheeses: The triumph of technology over conscience.
Processed at location stamped below
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
Processed cheese: Best used as gasket material in lo-temp applications.
Processing endless loop...please wait
Processing network mail..please hang up
Procom changed my life. I used it to download QMODEM !
Procomm changed my life!  I used it to download Qmodem!
Procomm changed my life!  I used it to download TELIX!
Procomm changed my life.... I used it to get Telix
Procomm+ changed my life!  I used it to D/L Qmodem T-D!
Procrasinators Anonymous Meeting - Tomorrow
Procrastinate  NOW!
Procrastinate Now.
Procrastinate Now... Before it's too late
Procrastinate now!
Procrastinating beaver! - Tom on half chopped tree
Procrastinating beaver! -- Tom Servo
Procrastination - the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Procrastination Anonymous Meeting - Tomorrow
Procrastination Day Has Been Postponed!
Procrastination day is tomarrow... or the next day
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Dan Marquis
Procrastination is the root of all .. ah I'll finish this
Procrastination is the thief of time.
Procrastination means never having to say you're sorry.
Procrastination will rule one day, OK?
Procrastination--the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Procrastination:  Putting off problems for a brainy day.
Procrastination:  The art of keeping up with yesterday.
Procrastination: What I plan on if I ever find time *
Procrastinator:  A person with a wait problem.
Procrastinators Anonymous Meeting ... Tomorrow
Procrastinators Anonymous meeting has been postponed. Again.
Procrastinators Anonymous meeting postponed indefinitely
Procrastinators Anonymous will meet this Friday... probably.
Procrastinators Anonymous:  Meeting to be held when we get around to i
Procrastinators DO IT when they get a round to it.
Procrastinators do it later.
Procrastinators do it tomorrow.
Procrastinators don't die, they keep putin' it off!
Procrastinators live on "Someday I'll".
Procrastinators of the world, do it NOW.
Procrastinators will do it when they get around to it.
Procrastinators' Club 1978 annual meeting postponed - again.
Procreation does not require writing bad poetry. -- Odo
Procreation is the thief of time
Procreation: Christian's excuse for something that needs no excuse
Procreational Vehicle, n. - Dad's station wagon, in Lovers' Lane
Proctolisists - everything they do is a waste
Proctolisists deal with a lot of waste
Proctologist are very probing people
Proctologist:  A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.
Proctologists DO IT with a finger up where the sun don't shine.
Proctologists are very probing people
Proctologists do it in the end.
Proctologists do it with a finger up where the sun don't shine.
Proctologists have tunnel vision
Proctology Made Easy - By N.D. Rhear
Proctology is a dirty job but someone has to DO IT
Proctology made simple: Hugh Janus
Prodajem frizider. Pogodan kao kuciste za Pentium.
Prodajem savest. Garantovano ne grize.
Prodessionals built the Titanic; amateurs the ark
Prodigal - Wasteful. Worthless. Prodigy - Hmmm!
Prodigal Sorcerer - "Oh, no - it's TIM!"   -=&lt;PING!&gt;=-
Prodigy Motto: 'Almost as good as two cans and a string!'
Prodigy says:  All the world is a stage.&lt;dat&gt;
Prodigy software...is blasphemy.
Prodigy's new slogan..Come pay for our free services
Prodigy, you can't see me but I'm mooning you now
Prodigy: The EDLIN of on line services
Prodigy: the "Bait and Switch" On-Line Shopping Network.
Produce suppliers do it with cucumbers.
Produced by Yoyodyne, Inc.
Produced, illustrated and recorded by:
Producer's sister? Whats she doing in every scene - Crow
Producers do it in-house (Trust me).
Producing a book is like typing a lot.
Product contains NO caffeine or sugar. Not for internal use!
Product of Heavenly Control, Inc
Production is not the application of tools to materials, but of logic to work. - Peter Drucker
Production is the basis of morale.
Production is the only answer to inflation.
Productivity committee
Productivity is not only getting blood from a stone, but the following month, raising the stone's quota
Products O.J. won't endorse: SLICE soda.
Products of conception found in uterus.dll, Terminate? (y/n) N
Prof tempore: sessional lecturer.
Prof. Backwards murdered. Cries of Pleh! Pleh! ignored
Prof. Dammit Knows Blue Wave!
Prof., there's some lovely filth down here. -Adapted frm M. Python
Prof: Hate you, hate the X-Men, took the dragon. - Kitty
Profanity - The language of computer professionals
Profanity - the language computerists know well.
Profanity -- not just for Windows users.
Profanity ... It's not just for Windows users anymore.
Profanity = Global language for programmers
Profanity Is The Language Programmers Know Best!
Profanity fixes another person's attention on my words, not thoughts.
Profanity is one language ALL programmers know!
Profanity is one language all programmers know best
Profanity is the crutch of an illiterate $@%@*@&!^(#!
Profanity is the crutch of the g*dd*mn stupid bl**dy motherf*cker.
Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate.
Profanity is the language most programmers know best
Profanity is the linguistic crutch of inarticulate bastards
Profanity is the literary crutch of illiterate motherf*ckers
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Profanity is the one language all programmers understand
Profanity is the one language programmers know best.
Profanity sucks
Profanity, The Language of Computer Professionals.
Profanity, the Official Language of Computer Technicians
Profanity, the language computerists know.
Profanity, the language programmers know
Profanity, the one language ALL computer programmers know.
Profanity--It's not just for Windows users any more!!
Profanity--the language of computer professionals.
Profanity.... it's not just for mechanics, anymore(WIN95)
Profanity.....its not just for Windows users anymore
Profanity:  The universal programming language.
Profanity: First language of computer professionals.
Profanity: It's not just for Windows users any more!!
Profanity: Linguistic crutch for illiterate bastards
Profanity: The language all programmers know.
Profanity: The language most programmers know best
Profanity: The linguistic crutch of inarticulate bastards
Profanity: The universal programming language
Profanity: a linguistic crutch for f$#&*@ inarticulate stupid bastards
Profanity: a linguistic crutch for f$#&*@ stupid bastards
Profanity: the universal computer programming language!
Profanity: the universal programming language
ProfanityIt's not just for Windows users anymore.
Profantiny : The Universal Programming Language
Profcare
Profesional Edition. Windows 95:  Get stoned before you install
Profesional Edition. Windows 95:  Get stoned before you install
Profesionals are predictable, amateurs are dangerous. - Heinlein
Profesor je osoba koja govori dok drugi spavaju.
Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools
Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, (ROM 1:22) (KJV)
Professional Boxing - by I. C. Stars
Professional Lurker
Professional Nuisance for Hire - name a target, name a place, I'm there
Professional Tagline thief at work!
Professional arsonists build vacant lots for money - J. Breslin
Professional athletes. Always wantin' more.. - Homer
Professional courtesy
Professional courtesy: Sharks don't eat lawyers
Professional golfers know that money grows on tees
Professional journalism...an oxymoron.
Professional low life scum would pay $9.95 for it - Crow
Professional lowlife scum would pay top prices for this stuff!
Professional mail reader on closed modem.  Do not attempt
Professional super villains are always foiled with Reynol.
Professional wrestling:  ballet for the common man.
Professional wrestling:  full contact ballet
Professional wrestling: ballet for the common man.
Professionals  built  the  Titanic, an amateur  built  the Ark
Professionals are predictable - amateurs are DANGEROUS!
Professionals are predictable ... it's the amateurs that are dangerous
Professionals are predictable, amateurs are dangerous.! -- RAH
Professionals are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.
Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are
Professionals build the Titanic, amateurs built the Ark
Professionals do their best work when they feel like it.
Professor Buehler's Day Off - Tom on name in credits
Professor Irwin Corey: For a snark is a boojum, you see
Professor Monkey for a Head patented Reducing Cream! - Earthworm Jim
Professor's
Professor/Teacher: A textbook wired for sound.
Professor:  A textbook wired for sound.
Professor:  Someone who talks in somebody else's sleep.
Professor:  Someone who talks in the sleep of another.
Professor: A textbook wired for sound.
Professor: Hate you. Hate the X-men. Took the dragon. Kitty.
Professor: Someone who talks in somebody else's sleep.
Professor: a textbook wired for liberalism.
Professor: a textbook wired for sound.
Professor: one who talks in someone else's sleep.
Professors DO IT from a grant.
Professors do it by the book.
Professors do it with class.
Professors do it, then forget they did it.
Professors do it, then publish a technical paper.
Professors don't DO IT; they leave it as an exercise for their students.
Professors forget to DO IT. &lt;---Don't you BELIEVE THAT!
Professors forget to do it.
Profuse apologies to the registered rabble.
Progam complete. Enter when ready.
Program (n): Something used to turn valid data into error messages.
Program (v): Act similar to beating your head against a wall.
Program Doesn't Work? Include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF
Program ERROR: Unable to read user's mind!
Program Size Error: Program too small, lost in memory
Program call to load Windows- "Here_piggy_piggy_piggy"...
Program complete ... Enter when ready. - Holodeck
Program error:  Unable to read user's mind!
Program halted.  (A)bort (R)etry (S)acrifice to random Goddess
Program halted: Star Trek's on!
Program in hieroglyphics, the original GUI.
Program not executed.  Execute user instead?  (Y)es (N)o (H)elp!
Program requires 27 Meg to install, Continue? (Y/N/Quit)
Program requires at least 640K.  Bugger that, I run OS/2
Program run... Program crash... Programmer cry
Program to load Windows: "Here piggy-piggy-piggy-piggy!"
Program too small for Windows
Program too small to fit into memory.
Program(n): Instructions to turn data into errors.
Program, but no docs. Warning! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan! Wedding rings: The
Program: A project requiring more than one phone call.
Programer halted - Brain upgrade being installed!
Programers : do it in an endless loop!!
Programers don't die, they just GOSUB owthout RETURN!
Programers never die, they just gosub without return
Programm continued.... CPU time flies when you're having fun
Programma' - an organism dat turns coffee into software
Programmer (n): One who makes salesman's lies come true.
Programmer (n): One who makes the lies the salesman told come true.
Programmer (n.) A device for converting coffee into computer code
Programmer - A d-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with
Programmer - A d-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects
Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conve
Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate  objects
Programmer - Red-eyed mumbling mammal who talks to inanimate objects.
Programmer - a device for converting coffee into programs
Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software
Programmer = Poor Grammer!
Programmer X-ing WHAT???
Programmer killed! .GIF at Eleven!
Programmer not loaded (the night is young)
Programmer on Computer.
Programmer speak: Change in scope means Lots more money.
Programmer's Aerobics: 1-2-3 Abend, 1-2-3 Abend
Programmer's DO IT with Bytes and Nibbles!
Programmer's Epitaph: "But it worked in test!"
Programmer's Mark: 718-921-9267-Programming, Archivers, OS/2, E-Text
Programmer's Oxymoron: Spare-Time
Programmer's do it with bytes and nybbles
Programmer's holiday confusion:   31 OCT = 25 DEC
Programmer's motto: Changed a line and now it's mine.
Programmer's motto: Program requires 27 Meg to install, Continue? (Y/N/Quit)
Programmer's worst fear:  NO IDEAS!!!!!!!!
Programmer, freelance computer journalist, broke student and bar tender
Programmer...a Doctor of Carpalology
Programmer:  A machine for converting coffee to software
Programmer: (n.) one who writes programs and trusts them. An optimist.
Programmer: A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with
Programmer: Machine, that converts coffee to code
Programmer: One who is too lacking in people skills to be a software engineer.
Programmer: The device for converting coffee into software
ProgrammerSpeak: Unstable=Stand back it's about to blow
Programmers  don't repeat themselves, they LOOP
Programmers "C" it differently!
Programmers & Hookers make a living doing what they enjoy
Programmers - Use Safer Hex !
Programmers CYCLE forever, until you make them EXIT.
Programmers DO IT In Code
Programmers DO IT by pushing and popping.
Programmers DO IT in bits
Programmers DO IT in higher levels.
Programmers DO IT in iteration :)
Programmers DO IT in loops.
Programmers DO IT right the first time!
Programmers DO IT top down
Programmers DO IT with Bytes and Nibbles!
Programmers DO IT with disks
Programmers DO IT with fewer instructions!
Programmers Do It With OBJects And In The LIBrary!
Programmers Do It with LOGIC
Programmers Use Extended Memory!
Programmers are a BIT smarter than the average bear
Programmers are artists, too
Programmers are expensive.  Hardware is cheap.
Programmers aren't perverts; they're just object-oriented.
Programmers assemble!
Programmers awake at 7am haven't been to bed yet!
Programmers blessing:  "May the Source be with you."
Programmers convert coffee to programs
Programmers do it Graphically.
Programmers do it all night.
Programmers do it bit by bit!
Programmers do it bottom-up.
Programmers do it by pushing and popping.
Programmers do it by the byte.
Programmers do it for consultants.
Programmers do it in Turbo!
Programmers do it in bits.
Programmers do it in higher levels.
Programmers do it in iteration :)
Programmers do it in loops.
Programmers do it in many languages.
Programmers do it in software
Programmers do it logically!
Programmers do it on command.
Programmers do it right the first time!
Programmers do it top down.
Programmers do it until it goes down
Programmers do it with Bytes and Nybles.
Programmers do it with a Hard Drive!
Programmers do it with algo-rithyms!
Programmers do it with bugs.
Programmers do it with codes......don't they?
Programmers do it with computers.
Programmers do it with insertion routines.
Programmers do it with low-level interfacing.
Programmers do it with numbers!
Programmers do it with objects
Programmers do it with their fingers.
Programmers do not repeat themselves. They loop
Programmers don't Byte, they just Nybble a bit
Programmers don't byte, they nibble a bit.
Programmers don't byte. But they do nybble a bit.
Programmers don't change Light Bulbs, that's Hardware
Programmers don't change light bulbs; That's a hardware problem.
Programmers don't die, they GOSUB without RETURN.
Programmers don't die, they just run out of bits!
Programmers don't die....They get subroutined!
Programmers don't dieThey get overlaid!
Programmers don't get sniffles, they get a CODE.
Programmers don't repeat themselves, they LOOP
Programmers get burned out
Programmers get overlaid!
Programmers give more input/output!
Programmers have a higher baud rate!
Programmers have random access memory!
Programmers love dual floppies!
Programmers love their tools!
Programmers manage to do it with floppy disks.
Programmers need more input/output!
Programmers never die, they branch off to a new address.
Programmers practice safer hex
Programmers put it in their head
Programmers repeat it until done.
Programmers say: It's not a bug, it's a feature
Programmers should never drink and derive
Programmers should write code, NOT documentation!
Programmers stick to the BASICs!
Programmers take bigger Bytes!
Programmers take it in the Ascii.
Programmers up at 7AM haven't been to bed yet!
Programmers use 'COPY CON BBS.REP' for message bases
Programmers wanted - some assembly required.
Programmers will do it all night, but only if you are debugged.
Programmers: square roots of negatives, hence imaginary
Programming - like building a castle with toothpicks
Programming Department:  Hazardous Waste!
Programming Department:  Mistakes made while you wait.
Programming Styles - By Dee Bugit,
Programming Windoze in C is a pane in the glass
Programming _can_ be fun.
Programming assumes all calls are free.
Programming contest:  Wheel Of FORTRAN
Programming for Wildcat! makes any man hunble
Programming halted! Star Trek's on!
Programming in C means never having to say you're done
Programming is 1 part knowledge, 99 parts guessing
Programming is 1% knowlege and 999% confusion
Programming is 10% inspiration and 90% debugging
Programming is 90% debugging, the other half troubleshooting.
Programming is an art form that fights back.
Programming is an unnatural act.
Programming is done in code ?  No wonder it is so cryptic.
Programming is just hex and violence
Programming is life.  Let me live, let me live, let me
Programming is like pinball, if your good, you go again
Programming is like pinball, the reward is doing it again.
Programming is like pinball. The reward for doing it is the opportunity of doing it again
Programming is like sex - one mistake and you support it
Programming is like sex-one mistake and you're screwed!
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you support it for life.
Programming is like sex:  1 mistake & you have to support it for life
Programming is like sex: One mistake and You can support it for your life
Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life
Programming is like sex: One mistake and you support it a lifetime. -- Paul S. Sears
Programming is like sex: One mistake and you support it.
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for life
Programming is the only art form that fights back.
Programming is: Edit,Save,Exit,Assemble,Link,Run,Curse,Ctrl+Alt+Del
Programming just with goto's is like swatting flies with a sledgehammer.
Programming shares with prayer the feature of directional transmission and broadcast reception. - Weinberg, p.207
Programming's like sex, one mistake-support it for life
Programming: Finding out how bad a god you are.
Programming: It's not a job, it's an adventure!
Programming: Like building a castle with toothpicks
Programming: See using a pogo stick in a mine field
Programming: The art o
Programming: The art of debugging a blank sheet of paper.
Programming????????  Ok, where's the TV-Guide?
Programs are just people in disguise.
Programs available for download from my web page
Programs do it in loops.
Programs get overlaid - why can't I?
Programs will expand to fill available memory
Programs. Ones w/bugs & ones w/hidden bugs.
Programs:  What software used to be, back when we knew how to write it
Programs: Those things you used to look at on your television before you hooked your computer up to it
Programs: What software used to be, back when we knew how to write it.
Progress : replacing errors with more subtle errors
Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first base. - Fredrick Wilcox
Progress at best consists of replacing errors with more subtle errors
Progress consists of swapping old troubles for new.
Progress implies a direction
Progress in ethics is the only cure for progress in science
Progress is a circle of ideas claimed by every generation.&lt;Dr Who&gt;
Progress is a comfortable disease.  - e.e. cummings
Progress is a new Beta Release
Progress is an illusion.
Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. -- G.B. Shaw
Progress is made on alternate Fridays.
Progress is made on alternate Fridays. -- Winberg's Law
Progress is made only on alternate Fridays
Progress is not striving for economic justice or fairness, but economic growth. - Rush Limbaugh
Progress is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance
Progress is useless, unless it is in the right direction.
Progress means replacing a theory that is wrong with one more subtly wrong
Progress might be a circle, rather than a straight line. -E. Zeidler
Progress might have been all right once, but it"s gone on too long.  -- Nash
Progress report, Ensign. Janeway
Progress results from not being satisfied. - Frank Tyger
Progress results from unpopular positions.
Progress results when you mix persistence with purpose
Progress was OK, it just went on too long
Progress was all right.  Only it went on too long. -- James Thurber
Progress, n. - Remembering when the air was clean and sex was dirty!
Progress: Measured by the ability to admit mistakes and learn from 'em!
Progressive Conservative
Progressive Conservative is an oxymoron.
Progutao sam tiganj.Ko ne veruje nek mi opipa drsku.
Prohibitionist, n. - A teetotaliarian
Project Managers do it with short deadlines
Project managers DO IT on schedule
Project: A word that makes a minor job seem major.
Project: To determine what makes things tick. Plan: ....to stop the ticking.
Projectee - A person who is in front of the screen as the
Projectee - A person who is in front of the screen as the movie starts
Projectee - Who is in front of screen as movie starts.
Projecting empaths - You gotta feel sorry for them
Projectionist: A reel to reel player.
Projectionists do it on the screen
Projector broken - no film at 11
Projects progress quickly until they become 90% complete, then they remain 90% complete forever
Proky Pig: a porker that works for a living as a greased pig.
Proletarians of all countries... Sorry ! - Karl Marx
Prolog ucim, ruke mi krvave
Prolonged exposure to Silly Putty can cause cancer in llamas.
Prom Farr: Vulcan sex at a high school dance
Prom Farr: Vulcans having sex at a high school.
Prom date not found! Go with (S)ister, (C)ousin, (M)other
Promiscuity, controlled substances, & annepestic tempo.
Promiscuous Windows users dread, "Genital Protection Faults"
Promiscuous hackers share resources.
Promiscuous symbiont:  A cheap Trill
Promise - (A)bort (R)etry (E)scape
Promise - A thruthful way to LIE!
Promise - Good intentions rarely kept
Promise - Margerine not butter!
Promise Me! Heres a quarter
Promise her anything
Promise her anything, but give her Exxon unleaded
Promise me something, Pinky.  Never breed. - Brain
Promise you won't tell @TOFIRST@?
Promise you won't tell Brad? - Janet Weiss
Promise you won't tell Orville?
Promise, A young lady at the Prom
Promise, Breaking your mother's heart!
Promise, Political retoric
Promise, WHY?
Promise, a politition's handbook
Promise, another word for VOWS!
Promise, large promise, is the soul of an advertisement. - Samuel Johnson
Promisers, Storytellers with an agenda
Promises Promises thats all I ever get!
Promises and performances vary with hopes and fears.
Promises and pie crust are made to be broken - Jonathan Swift
Promises are easily broken, contracts are not!
Promises are like babies; easy to make, and hard to deliver
Promises are like nailing jelly to @N@
Promises are self destuctive!
Promises made to order while you wait
Promises of what I seemed to be only watched the time go by
Promises,like virginity,disappear when no longer needed!
Promises,like virginity,disappear when you either screw or get screwed
Promisetag - A line of good intent
Promising costs nothing, it's the delivering that kills you
Promo for a big used-clothing exchange:  SHARE-WEAR.
Promote Crime Control. ARM THE VICTIMS!
Promote OS/2 Warp, show Windows 95 to all your friends !
Promote Random Acts of Kindness!
Promote ballistic behavior pattern modification.
Promote kiddie porn and kid killers...join the ACLU.
Promote rape,robbery & murder...join the ACLU
Promote responsible firearms ownership
Promote that demon to the House of Lords, commanded Tom imperiously.
Promoting Tagline File Bloat!
Promotion for Ensign @LN@
Promotion for Lieutenant Commander @LN@
Promotion's like marijuana -the harder you suck the higher you get
Promotional copy. Do not eat or sell
Prompt $h$h$h$h$h$h$h$h
Prompt - (n) a computer request for a random operator eRROR
Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword
Pronoia = the suspicion that others are conspiring behind your back to HELP you
Pronopouch: The plastic container for adult magazines in a store rack.
Pronoun (n): a noun that lost its amateur status.
Pronounce "lovely lass" or "cute little lass" carefully!
Pronounce your prepositions, damn it!
Pronto Tonto to Toronto.
Proof Positive!  - By Q. E. Dee
Proof read carefully to see if you any words out.
Proof techniques #1: Proof by Induction
Proof that aliens exist: Grits and refried beans
Proof that cats have nine lives: I can't kill'em quickly.
Proof that evolution *can* go in reverse.
Proof that gunowners aren't violent...Charles Schumer is still alive.
Proof you CAN screw your brains out?   Bill Clinton!
Proofread carefully to insure you any words out
Proofread carefully to make sure you don't any words out
Proofread carefully to see if a liberal wrote
Proofread carefully to see if any words out
Proofread karefoolly too sea if u mizpelt anee wurds
Proofreading is more effective after publication. -- Barker
Proofreading is more efficient after publication.
Proofs ought to be made evident, that is, clear and easy to be understood
Prop dept. JUST ran out of money - Crow on cheesy effect
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die!
Propaganda must not serve the truth.
Propane Dealer, n. - Tank heaven for little grills!
Propel, propel, propel your craft in a sedate decent of the estuary.
Propellers keep pilots cool.  When they stop, pilots sweat!!
Proper ID Required.
Proper Irish ballad: he dies, she dies, everybody dies.
Proper little gaoler's pet, aren't we?
Proper oral hygiene will transcend dental medication
Proper treatment will cure a cold in seven days, but left to itself, a cold will hang on for a week. -- Darrell Huff
Proper world dominance is hard to achieve without diligent mind control. --Unknown
Proper, target your blaster at the nearest moderator AND SHOOT!
Properly trained, a human can be dog's best friend
Properly used two meter long genitals can beat four aces
Properly viewed, EVERYTHING is lewd
Property Taxes are destroying the American Dream!
Property Taxes are the most insidious taxes of all!
Property Taxes punish all land owners.
Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here. --George Carlin
Property of DEEP 13 Athletics
Property of Honest Abdhul's Sushi Bar and Bait Shop.
Property of Jesus Christ
Property of Klingon Perisi Squares team.
Property of Klingon Rollerball team.
Property of Toast Inc.
Property of the Klingon Rollerball Team.
Property of the Sontaran Army Space Corps.
Property of: "Confuse-a-Cat Limited"
Property tax is the rent you pay the government for your own estate
Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain
Prophesy is a guess that comes true
Prophet Sharing - David Koresh's sex life
Prophet! I haven't forgotten what you did at the Ocean Palace. - Zeal
Prophet? Profit? Hmmm
Prophets know *I* don't have this much originality. - Anna Steven
Prophets know I'm eagerly waiting for the end of summer... - Anna S
Prophets, I'm tired.  &lt;rubbing eyes&gt;  - Anna Steven
Prophylacteries:  For those who like to play when they pray.
Propino tibi salutem!
Propogation on the net isn't what it used to be
Propom: A cheerleader for a professional sports team.
Proposed NEW tax will pay the tax on the tax, supposedly.
Propri&lt;HIC&gt; propri&lt;HIC&gt; bartender...another drink!
Proprietary standard
Props keep pilots cool: When it stops, they sweat!
Pros are people who do jobs well even when they don't feel like it
Pros are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs. - Murphy #32
Pros are those who do their jobs even when they don`t feel like it.
Prosao sam davno cmakanje u parku, drzanje za ruke, lezanje na travi, na
Prose is like Poetry, only verse.
Prosecution means, never being humble
Prosecution needs to focus on true facts and clear evidence.
Prosecutors will be shoplifted.
Prosecutors will be transgressicuted.
Prosecutors will be violated.
Proserpina      - Queen of the Witches
Proslosti, molim te, oprosti.
Proso voz - rece Ana Karenjina.
Prospectus: "Don't bother reading this-just send money"
Prospectus: Financial term meaning "Don't bother reading this-just send money"
Prosperity begets friends; adversity proves them.
Prosperity discovers vice, adversity discovers virtue. - Francis Bacon
Prosperity doth best discover vice; but adversity doth best discover virtue. - Francis Bacon
Prosperity makes friends, adversity tests them
Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.	-- Publilius Syrus
Prosperity makes some friends and many enemies.
Prosperity tries the fortunate: adversity the great. - Pliny the Younger
Prosperity tries the fortunate; adversity the great. - Pliny
Prosperity:  Something you fold and and forward to Washington.
Prosperity: period from Fri's paycheck to Sat's shopping.
Prostate - Flat on your back
Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz was not a pleasent sight, even for other Vogons
Prostitute (n): Woman who puts her money where her muff is.
Prostitute with PhD in phsyclogy: She'll blow your mind!
Prostitute, n. - A venereal entrepreneur
Prostitute:  Someone who sleeps using the Buddy System.
Prostitutes & Bungee Jumping: if the rubber breaks, you're gonna die!
Prostitutes DO IT for profit.
Prostitutes do it at illegal addresses.
Prostitutes do it for profit.
Prostitutes do it on the John.
Prostitutes never have a free night!
Prostitution is Sex + Free Enterprise.  Which don't you like?
Prostitution is the only business where you can go into the hole and still come out ahead
Prostitution isn't illegal if you marry the john.
Prostitution:  SEX + FREE ENTERPRISE.  Which don't you like?
Protect  your  right  to arm bears!
Protect America's freedom of speech ... Keep SBA 800!
Protect Freedom: Vote Clinto#%^ NO CARRIER
Protect Japanese forests   clearcut B.C.!!
Protect a child, support life terms for pedophiles!
Protect children from information...REPEAL the FIRST Amendment!!
Protect data from prying eyes: randomize it!
Protect me, Lilly; I'm frightened! - Dot Warner
Protect our privates - keep our military straight!
Protect rare coprolites, they're an endangered feces.
Protect your bagels - put lox on them.
Protect your car: Use a club!
Protect your pc from Computer invasionary programming
Protect your right to arm bears
Protect your right to keep and arm bears
Protect your rights -- Join the NRA -- Membership Svcs 800-NRA-7333
Protect your screw to catch that glue
Protect your software at all costs -- all else is meat.
Protect your tagline with the Tagline Club (TM)
Protect your taglines! Get the Tagline Club and secure you tags today!
Protected Mode - Safe Sex For Computers
Protected Mode Blue Wave! It's hot!
Protected Mode Xpress! It's hot!
Protected Mode: (def.) Safe Sex For Computers.
Protected Sex: Sex after Clinton's healthcare insurance.
Protected from twits
Protection draws to it subjection, subjection, protection
Protection is not a principle, but an expedient. --Disraeli.
Protection is not only dead, but damned. --Disraeli.
Protecto Brand seat covers, the industry standard.
Proteger faz bem  sade (da sua empresa)
Protein -- Favoring young people
Protein -- Favoring young people
Protein In favor of young people.
Protein........... In favor of young people.
Protein:  In favor of young people...
Protein:  Supportive of young people
Protein: In favor of young people.
Protein: Supportive of young people.
Protest     police brutality, burn down your house!
Protest:  *MORE* American than apple pie!
Protest:  In favor of Examines.
Protestantism             Let sh*t happen to somebody else
Protestantism - Let the **** happen to someone else.
Protestantism ... S*** will not happen if I work harder
Protestantism:  (def) S**t won't happen if I work harder.
Protestantism: sh*t wouldn't happen if I worked harder.
Protestants 7, Catholics 3.  But we'll get 'em! -- Father Mulcahy
Protestants do it unwillingly.
Proto-bacteria from Mars arrive here: Martians are the scum of the earth?
Protocol Selection:  (X)modem   (Y)modem   (Z)modem   (C)-3PO
Protocol!? Maaa, where's the Dictionary?
Protocol:  For golf, Arnold Palmer or Jack Nicklaus.
Protocol: *BOOM* - "Stop theif" - call 911
Protocol: 1) *BOOM*  2) yell "Stop theif"  3) call 911
Protoculture is technology's Royal Jelly  -Dr. Emil Lang
Protoculture is technology's royal jelly -- Dr. Lang
Protoculture:  Mold, fuel, or way of life?  You decide
Protons and neutrons do it in the nucleus.
Protons have mass?  I didn't even know they were Catholic!
Protons: Stuff you sprinkle on a salad
Prototype designs always work. -- Don Vonada
Protovision, I have you now.
Protozoa are small, and bacteria are small, but viruses are smaller than the both put together
Proud Member Society of International Computer Addicts
Proud Member of Philippine Cybernet Association
Proud contributer to the population problem
Proud doesn't begin to cover it, boobie! -- Dr. Forrester
Proud member of P.E.T.A. - People for Eating Tasty Animals
Proud member of PETA--People Eating Tasty Animals
Proud member of Phi Beta Ditto
Proud member of the Pagan Left!
Proud member of the Stone Cold Steve Austin fan club!
Proud member of the cultural elite
Proud member of the lunatic fringe
Proud member, Tagline Thieves Local 202
Proud of what we did, but not the reason we had to do it. - Sheridan
Proud owner of a very TwistedAndDementedSenseOfHumor (TM)
Proud parent of an honor roll student at reform school.
Proud sponsor of the Olympic Drowning Team
Proud steeds, bright metal, soft lips, dark ale. &lt;Ganelon&gt;
Proud swagger out of the school yard
Proud to be a registered user of Blue Wave since 06/30/94!
Proud to be a supernova remnant
Proud to be an Interlink Moderator!
Proud to be an undercover CIA agent!
Proud to be radical Right
Proudly manufactured on Bajor,......unscrupulously copied by Ferengi
Proudly running OS/2 at Warp 2 (Scotty, I need warp 9.999 )
Prov 14:29:  He that is slow to wrath is of great understanding
Prov 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child
Prov 27:20 Hell and destruction are never full
Prov 30:5:  Every word of God is pure
Prove all things; hold fast to that which is good. (1 The 5:21)
Prove liberals wrong: Quote them
Prove that He isn't!  -- every new fundie
Prove to me that you're divine:  change my water into wine!
Prove to me, if you can, that, after I die, the world will still exist.
Prove to us you COULD bring ham - Mike
ProveAll things; hold fast that which is good. (1TH 5:21)
Proven Performance
Proverb #2. A watched pot never boils.
Proverb #2. A watched pot never boils.
Proverb Who brings a tale takes two away. -Irish Proverb
Proverb: If a man calls you an ass, pay him no mind. If two women call you an ass, go buy a saddle.
Proverb: Nightgale that forgets song is hummingbird.
Proverb: Nightgale that forgets song is hummingbird.
Proverbial excrement hits oscillating air device.
Proverbs 10:12 | Hatred stirreth up strifes:
Proverbs 10:12b |...but love covereth all sins.
Proverbs 10:27b |...the years of the wicked shall be shortened.
Proverbs 10:2b |...but righteousness delivereth from death.
Proverbs 3:13 | Happy is the man that findeth wisdom,
Proverbs 3:5 | ... and lean not unto thine own understanding.
Proverbs 6:6 | Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways,
Proverbs are the daughters of experience -- Sierra Leone
Proverbs: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
Proverbs: A penny saved is a penny earned.
Proverbs: A rolling stone gathers no moss
Proverbs: A watched pot never boils
Proverbs: Absence makes the heart grow fonder
Proverbs: All that glitters isn't gold
Proverbs: An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Proverbs: Beauty is only skin deep
Proverbs: Beggars can't be choosers
Proverbs: Birds of a feather flock together
Proverbs: Discretion is the better part of valor
Proverbs: Do not look a gift horse in the mouth
Proverbs: Don't count your eggs before they're hatched
Proverbs: Don't cry over spilled milk
Proverbs: Even a cat may look at a king.
Proverbs: Every dog has its day.
Proverbs: Fools step in where angels fear to tread
Proverbs: Greed for money is the root of all evil.
Proverbs: Haste makes waste
Proverbs: He who laughs last laughs best
Proverbs: Honesty is the best policy
Proverbs: Hurry up and wait
Proverbs: If at first you don't succeed, try, try again
Proverbs: If the shoe fits, wear it
Proverbs: Let the buyer beware
Proverbs: Like father, like son.
Proverbs: Make hay while the sun shines
Proverbs: No time like the present
Proverbs: People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
Proverbs: Stops on a dime
Proverbs: The early bird gets the worm
Proverbs: The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
Proverbs: There's no such thing as a free lunch
Proverbs: Together we stand, divided we fall
Proverbs: What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander
Proverbs: Women and children first
Proverbs: You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink
Proverbs: You can't judge a book by its cover.
Provided a man is not mad, he can be cured of every folly but vanity.
Provided that Paper Chase guy doesn't survive - Tom
Providence protects children that today are tyrants
Providence, New Jersey, is one of the few cities where Velveeta cheese appears on the gourmet shelf
Providing computer solutions for the mentally impaired
Proving  once  again my Theory that Germans  love David Hasselhoff
Proving once again my Theory that GERMANS LOVE DAVID HASSELHOFf
Proving that snagged recipes are the sincerest form of flattery.
Proving that stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery,
Proving the impossible is impossible is possible
Proving what is acceptable unto the Lord. (Eph 5:
Provokacije? A? Dobro. Pustam pingvine!
Proximity isn't everything, but it comes close.
Prozac - sometimes you feel like a nut - sometimes you don't.
Prozac: And you thought medicine could only make your body artificial!
Prozac: Artificial Personalities now available.
Prozac: Mind-altering drug ENDORSED by the popular media.
Prozac: Some days you feel like a nut some days you are.
Prozac: Sometimes you feel like a nut - sometimes you don't!
Prozac: interferes with the grieving process.
Prozac: the non-thinking man's drug.
Prrrrrrrrrrrr-- &lt;lick-lick&gt; --rrrrrrrr-- &lt;rub rub&gt; --rrrrrrrrrr...
Prsentez toujours le devant au monde.
Prudently applied pain is white gold:  priceless.
Prune Farr: well, this could be disgusting.... &lt;g&gt;
Prune Juice, a warriors drink?!  I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!
Prune Juice:  The breakfast for Runers...
Prune Juice: The breakfast for sprinters.
Prune is a plum with experience.
Prune juice  the drink of warriors!
Prune juice ... a warriors drink!
Prune juice ... the drink of warriors!
Prune juice a warriors drink ! -- Worf
Prune juice and vodka ... the pile driver.
Prune juice, a warrior's drink." - Lt. Worf
Prune juice, the drink of warriors!
Prune juice--it keeps you runnin'.
Prune juice... a warriors drink ! -- Worf
Prune juice:  The drink of warriors everywhere!
Prune juicea warriors drink ! -- Worf
Prune tree: Plum tree that got no water
Prune:  A plum that has seen better days.
Prunes are raisins on steroids.
Prunes give you a run for your money!
Prunes help you download faster
Prunes will give you a run for your money.
Pruning the Family Tree is NOT permitted! 
Prvih 100 tagova je najteze skupiti
Prvo ti daju 23 santimetra, a posle 40dana ;)
Pry a yellow rib 'n pound the old soak free.
Pryor's Observation: How long you live has nothing to do with how long you are going to be dead
Prvention de la guerre par la volont de se dfendre
Psalms 137:9 - "dashes the heads of his enemy's children against rocks"
Psalms 18:2 |...God, my strength, in whom I will trust;
Psalms 19:1 | The heavens declare the glory of God;
Psalms 23:1 | The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.
Psalms 23:6 | Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
Psalms 25:4 | Show me thy ways, O LORD; teach me thy paths.
Psalms 26:2 | Examine me, O LORD, and prove me;
Psalms 29:7 | The voice of the LORD divides the flames of fire.
Psalms 30:10 |...LORD, be thou my helper.
Psalms 34:4 |...and all his works are done in truth.
Psalms 37:8 | Cease from anger, and forsake wrath:
Psalms 37:8 |...fret not thyself in any wise to do evil.
Psalms 45:6 | Thy throne, O God, is for ever and ever:
Psalms 7:10 | My defence is of God, which saveth the upright
Pseudo-masochist, - Someone who pretends to like to be spanked
Pseudo-safari, the hunt is canned - Megadeth
Pseudo-science: Can you prove it didn't happen?
Pseudophile Sees Face Of Santa Claus In a Prune
Pshchic convention cancelled due to unforseen problems!!!
Psi and/or magical powers, if real, are nearly useless.
Psi-Corps is your friend.  Trust Psi-Corps
Psi-Corps- We're everywhere... for your convenience.
Psi-Tech and alien brain-wave research, Whats going on at Los Alamos?
Psionisists do it all in their minds
Pslam 14:1
Psss Psss Psss...Here kitty...We're goin' to a BBQ!
Psss. "Just between You & Me, Commie Chung got what she deserved!"
Psssssst...........    Tinkerbell gives good tag!
Pssssst! Hey Phil, your zipfile's open!
Psssst &lt;  &gt; &lt;- Illegal Hi-Ascii character withiPrvih 100 tagova je najteze skupiti
Psssst &lt;  &gt; &lt;- Illegal Hi-Ascii character within.
Psssst &lt;*&lt; &lt;- Another Illegal Hi-Ascii character within.
Psssst ... 'scuse me ... what is an ellipsis?
Psssst Hey Buddy, Wanna buy an aardvark?
Psssst!  Fox Mulder's password is "TRUSTNO1"  - Spread it around!
Psssst!!! Little boy!!!! Want to see my tagline???
Psssst, @FN@! I'm naked and I'm alone with your cat
Pssst  the Butler did it
Pssst - want some Romulan Ale, cheap?
Pssst Ask Tika who Dallas is
Pssst Hey buddy, want to buy some taglines?
Pssst!  Hey buddy... wanna buy a used tagline?
Pssst! .ZIP your .FLI!
Pssst! Did the Leif Petterssen assassination go off as planned?
Pssst! Hey kid? Wanna try echo mail? First call is free.
Pssst! Hey, buddy... wanna buy a used tagline?
Pssst, hey BUDDY, have I got a deal for YOU!!
Pssst.   The root password is 'kumquat'.
Pssst.  @TO@ is a closet Pascal user!
Pssst.  Dennis Ritchie is a closet Pascal user!
Pssst.  Orville Bullitt is a closet Pascal user!
Pssst. Wanna buy a used tagline?
Pssst... Bob did it
Pssst... Richard did it
Pssst... Wanna buy a hot tagline?
Pssst... he did it
Pssst... wanna see some dirty 7094 octal dumps?
Pssst...Armadillosarebabytrolls...passiton.
Pssst...wanna see some dirty 7094 octal dumps?
Psssttt, @FN@, Your zip file is open!
Psst ... Wanna buy some protection?
Psst Nigel, want a good rate on Pesetas, Yen and Australian Dollars?
Psst!  Didya hear what Cal said? It went something like this:
Psst!  Hey kid!  Wanna try a BBS?  The first time is free!
Psst!  Wanna see my hoard?  - Dragon
Psst!  Wanna see my hoard?  --Myassis Dragon
Psst!  You're the only one who's not part of the conspiracy.
Psst!  Your .ZIP file is open!
Psst! Armadillos are baby trolls... pass it on!
Psst! Shadowfax in the seventh
Psst! Wanna know a cheat for Lotus 123?
Psst! Wanna see my hoard? - Dragon
Psst! Your .zip file is open!
Psst! Your epidermis is showing.
Psst! et'sLay illKay @FN@ay!
Psst! et'sLay illKay @TOFIRST@ay!
Psst! et'sLay illKay Orvilleay!
Psst, Buddy!  Wanna buy some FL swamp land?
Psst, Friend!  Wanna buy some TAGLINES?
Psst, Hey Johnny, Come here...Maybe I didn't do it Huh?  OJ Simpson
Psst, your file is open.
Psst.  Wanna get sequestered later? -- Tom Servo
Psst. Hey, tiger, push the kid off the bed for a mackerel
Psst. Hey, tiger. Push the kid off the bed for some fresh fish.
Psst. Wanna get sequestered later? - Tom leers on jury
Psst..."bagged" comics rot in the bag. Pass it on
Psst....Got a Dragon handy?  Lizard?  Any reptile at all?
Psst..the key's in the cake...breakout's at midnight
Pst!  Your .ZIP file is open.
Psuedonym --- a nym that is not your real nym!
Psy Corp is mother, Psy Corp is Father - Talia Winters
Psych Error: Press the key that means the most to you.
Psychaos:Perception of reality
Psyche Of A Voyeur - By I. C. Hue
Psychiairic: Wherever you go, Your not all there
Psychiatric care
Psychiatric ward? I'd like a room, please.
Psychiatrist - A man who doesn't have to worry as long as other people do
Psychiatrist to manic depressive: "Hang in there!"
Psychiatrist work on the mind.
Psychiatrist: A man who doesn't have to worry as long as other people do.
Psychiatrists do it for at least fifty dollars per session.
Psychiatrists do it like crazy.
Psychiatrists do it on a couch.
Psychiatrists do itlike crazy.
Psychiatrists say mental illness affects 1 out of 4 people. Check 3 friends: if they're ok, you're it
Psychiatrists say one of four people in this country are crazy.
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it
Psychiatrists stay on your mind.
Psychiatry - the care of the Id by the Odd
Psychiatry and Proctology. I treat odds and ends.
Psychiatry is the care of the Id by the Odd
Psychic                   Saw sh*t coming; got hit from behind
Psychic - (adj) A chic who doesn't quite moan.
Psychic CON cancelled due to unforeseen problems
Psychic Con:  You know where and when 
Psychic Convention : You know the time. You know the date.
Psychic Convention canceled do to unforseen problems
Psychic Convention cancelled due to unforeseen Halibut?
Psychic Convention cancelled due to unforeseen problems.
Psychic Convention. If you belong there, you will KNOW when and where.
Psychic Convention. You know where & when
Psychic Dwarf Escapes Jail...Small Medium At Large
Psychic Dwarf Escapes Prison:  Small medium at large.
Psychic Dwarf Escapes from Jail: Small Medium at Large.
Psychic Dwarf Escapes from Jail========
Psychic Dwarf Escapes: Small Medium at Large!
Psychic Error:  You know what key to press
Psychic Hot Line.  Don't leave a message.  We'll call you back
Psychic Hotline -- Hello, @TOFIRST@. I know what you're going to say
Psychic Hotline -- Hello, Orville. I know what you're going to say.
Psychic Hotline: Hello I know what your going to say.
Psychic Maffia, n. - The Cosa Nostradamus
Psychic Meeting canceled due to unforeseen problems
Psychic Midget on the Lam=Small Medium at Large
Psychic Wanted: Qualified individual knows who to call
Psychic Wanted: Qualified person knows where to apply.
Psychic comedians have a sixth sense of humor.
Psychic convention cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
Psychic convention cancelled due to unforeseen problems
Psychic hair restoring weight loss pasta makers from Ron Popeil.
Psychic meeting cancelled due to unforeseen problems
Psychic meeting; you know where and when.
Psychic midget escaped from prison.  Small medium at large!
Psychic midget escapes prison - SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!
Psychic midget escapes prison. Small medium at large.
Psychic pygmie escapes from jail: Small Medium at Large
Psychic wanted, qualified person knows where to apply.
Psychic wanted:  You know where to apply.
Psychic's meeting canceled due to unforeseen circumstance.
Psychic, n. - Someone who should not have to ask you for your name
Psychically, I'm very well endowed. - L.Cranston
Psychics do it for $2.99 per minute.
Psychics do it via astral projection.
Psychics wanted. You know where to apply
Psychics will lead dogs to your body.
Psycho 3.0 installed:  Now running NORMAN.MOM.
Psycho 3.0 installed; run NORMAN.MOM
Psycho Chicken - Run run run run run run, run away!
Psycho Love -- Skid Row
Psycho State University. Make a left and a right at the Bates Motel.
Psycho ceramics: The study of crackpots.
Psycho killer, on the run, f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fun
Psycho ratings got to be 4 1/2 chainsaws. - Lister
Psycho-ceramics:  The study of crackpots
Psychoanalysis is Freudulent.
Psychoanalysis is confession without absolution. - G.K.Chesterton
Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it regards itself a therapy. -- Karl Kraus
Psychoanalysis is the disease it claims to cure. - Karl Kraus
Psychoanalysis is utterly Freudulent
Psychoanalysis makes simple people feel complex
Psychoanalysis?  I thought this was a nude rap session!
Psychoanalysts do it by the hour.
Psychobabble:  CNN at 2:30 a.m
Psychoceramicology: The study of the chemicals used to cure crackpots.
Psychoceramics (sik-o-se-ram'iks) n. - the study of crackpot
Psychoceramics : the study of crackpots!
Psychoceramics: The study of hard-headed SysOps.
Psychoceramics: The study of liberal crackpots
Psychoceramics: The study of liberals
Psychoceramics: the study of crackpots.
Psychocermamics:  The Study of Crackpots!
Psychodelic voyage begins!
Psychokenesis? You mean how Carrie got even at the prom? - Dana
Psychological Rock Group:  Pink Freud!
Psychological warfare: Husband: Okay, YOU kill the mouse!
Psychologists do it with rats!
Psychologists only do it if they feel good about it
Psychologists say one of four people in this country are crazy.
Psychologists think they do it.
Psychologists think they're experimental psychologists
Psychologists want you tested before they do it
Psychologists would like to do it with 95% confidence.
Psychology - the are of turning stupidity into illness.
Psychology Of A Psychopath By May Neack
Psychology.  Mind over matter.  Mind under matter?  It doesn't matter. Never mind
Psychology:  The art of turning stupidity into illness
Psychology: The art of turning criminality into an illness
Psychology: The profession of turning stupidity into money.
Psychology: the study of the id by the odd.
Psychopath:  The road Norman Bates uses to go home.
Psychopath: Any urban thoroughfare during rush hour.
Psychopath: thinks 2+2=5. Neurotic: knows 2+2=4, but worries about it
Psychopaths aren't born. They are made
Psychopaths... fiends... mad dog killers.  Roots, Fester.
Psychopathsfiendsmad dog killers.  Roots, Fester. - Gomez
Psychosclerosis:  Hardening of the attitude.
Psychosis...the original virtual reality.
Psychotherapist is also Psycho The Rapist
Psychotherapy, psychotherapy/That's what they wanna give me   Ramones
Psychotherapy/I'm gonna burglarize your home   Ramones 
Psychotic tendencies are not logical... please put down the phas-
Psycic meeting -  you know where and when
Psycic meeting..you know where and when....
Ptah!  Nutts to you!  Or is this where we add, "Isis!  Boom!  Bah!"?
Ptahm Syrvault - The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo!
Ptuii!! EXXON!!!     &lt;Riggs&gt;
Pub Farr:  Vulcan sex in an English Tavern
Puberty on Parade! - Tom
Puberty on Parade! -- Tom Servo
Puberty, n. - A time that can be a bloody nuisance for young girls
Puberty, n. - A time when things can get quite hairy for youngsters
Puberty, n. - When a young woman's voice changes from "huh?" to "yes"
Puberty:  the age where a hole replaces the frog in a young boy's pocket
Pubic Hair - Wild rabbit
Pubic Zirconia: A ring for your 11th finger.
Pubic hair - a wild rabbit.
Pubic heir:  a fuzzy son
Public Domain Tagline #1010  Send for Free Catalog!!!!!
Public Enema #1!
Public Health: Reflection on first principals of Gov't
Public Office (n): last refuge of the incompetent.
Public Political Activities During Franco's Government In Spain
Public Radio: The rare medium that's well done.
Public Relations for BBSs!  BBS-PR15.ZIP on Paradox BBS 5
Public Restroom - The only place a flush beats a full house.
Public Restroom: Corporate Meeting Room for Homosexuals
Public Schools Haven't Got A Prayer
Public Service Film #42: 'How Not To Be Seen'
Public Utility: Is that Shareware or P.D.??
Public floggings will continue until morale improves!
Public humiliation on a grand scale - Crow on ski wreck
Public necessity is greater than private
Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Boies Penrose
Public office is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Public opinion exists only when the public doesn't bother with facts.
Public opinion exists only where there are no ideas. -- Oscar Wilde
Public opinion flourishes where there are no ideas.
Public opinion is fine, but private interest rules.
Public opinion is just what people think other people are thinking.
Public opinions... private lazinesses. - Nietzsche
Public opinions... private lazinesses.&lt;Nietzsche&gt;
Public school education
Public schooling is not about learning.
Public speakers do it orally.
Public speaking is very easy.  -- J. Danforth Quayle
Public speaking is very easy. - Dan Quayle
Public use of any portable music system is a virtually guaranteed indicator of sociopathic tendencies. -- Zoso
Publicists do it publicly.
Publish or perish" - The Unabomber
Publish or perish. - Salmon Rushdie
Publishers look at writers not as creative partners, but as commodity-suppliers
Publishers' Paradise BBS really *is* one!
Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo
Pucker up and kiss my ass! --Skinner
Pucknuckler - A hockey fight
Pudder's Law: Anything that begins well will end badly. (Note: The converse of Pudder's law is not true.)
Puddy -Tat'S Not So Bwave In Gwanny'S Micwowave!
Puddy Tat's are iwelevent  Tweety of Borg
Puddy tat no so bwave in Gwanny's microwave oven!
Pueblo, Co:  It is illegal to grow a dandelion within the city limits
Puff The Magic Dragon, is my favorite song
Puff The Magic Dragon....Peter, Paul and Mary will never know!
Puff the Magic Dragon - one of my favorite Warbirds!
Puff up!  Puff up!  They hate that! -- Batty
Puff used more resources than DCS could spare
Puff'n'Stuff help me! - Mike as kid in trouble
Puff'n'Stuff!  Help me! -- Mike Nelson
Puff, the magic Aardvark, lived by the sea
Pug Farr: Vulcan sex in a boxing ring
Pugsley, sit in the chair.  Wednesday Addams
Pugsley: "Are they dead?"  Wednesday: "Does it matter?"
Puh-leeze ...--Roger Rabbit
Puhls right you are an Oxy and a Moron Snaps Provolone
Puissant est le ct obscur de la force
Puke List - Praying to St Bulah, Patron Saint of Drunks
Puke: Driving the big white porcelain bus
Puke: Driving the big white porcelain bus
Pul-leaze, manage your mail.......
Pul-leaze, manage your mail.......
Pulaski on Voyager? "I knew we left something behind"--Janeway
Pulaski periodically provides pernicious postulations.
Pulchritude possesses exclusively cutaneous profundity.
Pulchritude reposes within the optic parameters of the perceiver.
Pull With All You've Got!  - By Eve Ho
Pull Yourself Together!  - By Annette Curtain
Pull a rabbit out of your pants! - Wacko
Pull a rabbit out of your pants! - Wakko Warner
Pull down your pants and slide on the ice. - Sidney Freedman
Pull from past emotions.  Stay bland.  That's it... -- Tom Servo
Pull from past emotions. Stay bland. That's it - Tom
Pull my cord, why don't you?  &lt;seductive smile&gt;  - Anna Steven
Pull my finger
Pull my finger, Mr. Spock . . . c'mon, pull my finger
Pull my finger, Willie!  - Michael Jackson
Pull my string, the party's today? - Woody
Pull out the plug, Spock! Kirk
Pull out your brain to feel some space in your head
Pull over your cone to answer your far.
Pull the choke on his engine and FLOOD his mind! - Arthur
Pull the choke on his engine and FLOOD his mind! - Arthur
Pull the hair of a tiger and he will bite back
Pull the other one for a veritable feast of campanology. - Tom Holt
Pull the pin and Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
Pull the trigger Mulder... She shot you... - Pusher about Scully
Pull the trigger and you're garbage. - Lady Blue
Pull the wool over your own eyes!
Pull up if I pull up
Pull with All You've Got!: Eve Ho
Pull yourself together, Brain!! - Pinky
Pull! Meeoooowwww! Rats, wide right
Pull-A-Homer: To succeed despite idiocy.
Pull....Bang.....MEEEOOOWWWWW
Pulle! Visne frustum?
Pulled herself up by her garter straps
Pulled the trigger keying the mike, oops!
Pulliam's Postulate: Never step in anything soft.
Pulling a Clinton again, eh?
Pulling out into the Information Super Highway - Crow
Pulp Fiction Tags
Pulpit: A paperback book rack.
Pulse not found: (A)bandon hope, (R)eincarnate, or (I)gnore?
Pulverize: To place marbles in someones stomach
Pumba, with you -- EVERYTHING'S gas. - Timone
Pumba, you *are* a pig... -- Timon
Pumba, you ARE a pig - Timone
Pumbaa, with you, everything's gas. --Timon
Pumber: Best place to take a leak.
Pump Iron with Capt. Kirk and Bones at the He's Dead Gym
Pump Iron with Captain Kirk at the He's Dead Gym!
Pump me up, Shoot me off, Flyin' down the highway
Pump up with Jim Kirk at the He's Dead Gym!
PumpDon'tWork'CauseTheVandalTookTheHandle
Pumpalace - Health club
Pumped poor Fluffy full of lead...dah dah use him for a pencil instead
Pumpkin (v.): What people in Kentucky do
Pumpkin Barking Hole? - Mike
Pumpkin: What people in Kentucky do.
Pumpkins with different stems, indeed.  What was the point of *that*?
Pumpumpumpumpumpum...Pumpumpumpumpumpum (X-Files Theme)
Pun Farr: Vulcan sex in a comedy club.
Pun Farr: Vulcan sex jokes.
Pun Farr: Vulcan sex while making amusing wordplay
Pun Farr: Vulcan sex while telling bad jokes
Pun mi je kufer svega!
Pun, pun, pun, 'til her daddy takes her recipes away!
Pun, pun, pun, 'till daddy took the taglines away
Pun:  The lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it first
Punalize - To inflict a punalty on someone
Punalty - What you get for punnelling someone
Punch Farr: Vulcan S&M.
Punch Farr: Vulcan sex in a boxing ring.
Punch it Chewie!  B A N G !
Punch me at will. -PEC
Punch the body and tell people that he hit you first.
Punctual as always, even for his own funeral! - Two-Face
Punctuality assures loneiness
Punctuality is the thief of time.
Punctuality:  The art of guessing how late the other fellow will be.
Punctuate:  Where Tom had had had John had had had had.
Punctuation is a beautiful thing. Really it is
Punctuation tip #1: Don't overuse exclamation marks!!!!!!
Punctuation, n. - Rules to prevent using commas, which, aren't necessary
Punctuation. Taglines in the poorest taste, whether sexually oriented
Punder-to ponder why people bother with all these puns
Punfight at the OK Corral by W. Earp
Punish Armed Criminals, NOT Armed Victims!
Punishing the cat.  YOU open the can of cat food!
Punishing your cat: "YOU open the can of catfood!!"
Punishment *MUST* be cruel and unusal.... it's more fun that way.
Punishment SHOULD be cruel & unusual, it works better.
Punishment based on thought soon leads to punishing thought itself
Punishment becomes ineffective after a certain point.  Men become insensitive. -- Eneg, "Patterns of Force"
Punishment becomes ineffective after a point. Eneg
Punishment for Helen Keller: Leaving the plunger in the toilet!
Punishment for not answering: Sex with Lorena Bobbitt.
Punishment may have an end, crime is perpetual
Punishment should be cruel and unusual, it works better.
Punishment should be cruel and unusual. It works better for a redhead
Punishment should be cruel and usual, it works better
Punishment to few, dread or fear to all
Punishments should rather be softened than aggravated
Punk Funk, n. - Hyped tripe
Punk Rock Rulez! - By Lotta Noyze
Punk Rock Rulez!: Lotta Noyze*
Punk Rock, n. - Quasi-musical expression of adolescent rebelliousness
Punk is dead. - No, it just smells this way
Punk rockers sellin' their faces for the TV
Punk's not dead.
Punnel - To repeatedly assault with puns
Punner's Local 543. We're have'n some pun now!
Punning is the worst vice, and there's no vice versa
Punny Book: "Archery Made Simple" - by Beau N. Arrow
Punny Book: "Battle Axes" - by Tom A. Hawk
Punny Book: "How to keep your conference on topic" - by Mod R. Ator
Punny Book: "I Like Fish" - by Ann Chovie
Punny Book: "I Love Mathematics" - by Adam Up
Punny Book: "Irish Dentistry" - by Perry O'Dontal
Punny Book: "Little Fishes" - by Anne Chovey
Punny Book: "Red Vegetables" - by Tom A. Toe
Punny Book: "Sunday Service" - by Neil Downe
Punny Book: "Upstream" - by Sam N. Fishing
Punny Book: 50 Yards to the Outhouse - Willie Makeit and Betty Dont
Punny Book: 5000 Miles in the Saddle - Major Assburn
Punny Book: A Bestiary of Plant Eaters - Herb Avore
Punny Book: A Boxing Cornerman's Story - Dawson DeTowel
Punny Book: A Great Plenty - E. Nuff
Punny Book: A Stuntman To The End - Kenny Doitt
Punny Book: A Whole Lot of Cats - Kitt N. Caboodle
Punny Book: After The Corned Beef And Cabbage - Kay O'Pectate
Punny Book: As Solid as...: By Rocco Gibraltar.
Punny Book: Back Row Of The Orchestra - Clara Nett
Punny Book: Bad Cow Jokes - Terry Bull
Punny Book: Bad Gardeners - Wilt Plant
Punny Book: Bad Money - Count R. Fitz.
Punny Book: Battle Axes - Tom A. Hawk
Punny Book: Beekeeping - A. V. Arry
Punny Book: Beneath the bleachers - Seemore Butz
Punny Book: Big Fart! - Hugh Jass
Punny Book: Blood In the Saddle - The Kotex Kid
Punny Book: Blowout! - Vlad Tire
Punny Book: Boring Midwestern Cities - Cole Lumbus
Punny Book: Boy Scout's Handbook - Casey Needzit
Punny Book: Brane Surjery Maid Simpel - Sarah Bellum
Punny Book: Breaking the Law - Kermit A. Krime
Punny Book: Candle-Vaulting - Jack B. Nimble
Punny Book: Car Capital Of The World - Mitch Egan
Punny Book: Car Repairs - Axel Grease
Punny Book: Care For A Chop? - Marsha Larts
Punny Book: Cheating on His Wife - Izzy Backyet
Punny Book: Chicago Gangs Of The '30's - Tommy Gunn
Punny Book: Christmas for Baldies - Yule Brynner
Punny Book: Cloning - Ima Dubble
Punny Book: College Athletics - Nancy Dubblelay
Punny Book: Columbus, Vespucci, And Me - Enzo DiUrth
Punny Book: Come on in! - Doris Open
Punny Book: Computer Memories - Meg Abight
Punny Book: Confessions Of A Gold Digger - Emile Ticket
Punny Book: Cooking Spaghetti - Al Dente
Punny Book: Cosmetology - Rosie Cheeks
Punny Book: Covered Walkways - R. Kade
Punny Book: Crackdown - Lauren Order
Punny Book: Crocodile Dundee - Ali Gator
Punny Book: Cry Wolf - Al Armist
Punny Book: Cut the Grass! - Moses Lawn
Punny Book: Daddy are We There Yet? - Miles Away
Punny Book: Daily Retention - Peter Knight.
Punny Book: Danger! - Luke Out
Punny Book: Defeat of a Lion Tamer - Claud Bottom
Punny Book: Defunct Nations - Sophie Etunion
Punny Book: Desert Crossing - I. Rhoda Camel
Punny Book: Do It Yourself - Tyrone Shoelaces
Punny Book: Don't Do Anything Rash - Jacques Itch
Punny Book: Don't Tread On Me - Amanda B. Reckonwith
Punny Book: Don't Wake The Baby - by Elsie Cries.
Punny Book: Downpour! - Wayne Dwops
Punny Book: Drafted! - Abel Boddeed
Punny Book: Dull Razor - Nick Shaving
Punny Book: East Coast Resorts - Nan Tuckett
Punny Book: Eating Disorders - Anna Rexia
Punny Book: Ecclesiastical Infractions - Cardinal Sin
Punny Book: En Garde! - Drew Blood
Punny Book: Equine Leg Cramps - Charlie Horse
Punny Book: Errors and Accidents - Miss Takes and Miss Haps
Punny Book: Events In The Soviet Union - Perry Stroika
Punny Book: Ex-Presidential Retreat - Kenny Bunkport
Punny Book: Exercise on Wheels - Cy Kling
Punny Book: Exotic Irish Plants - Phil O'Dendron
Punny Book: Exploring The Dutch Frontier - Will Der Ness
Punny Book: Fallen Underwear - Lucy Lastic
Punny Book: Falling Trees - Tim Burr
Punny Book: Fastest Gun In The West - Everett DeReady
Punny Book: Fat Lady In The Sideshow - Ellie Funt
Punny Book: Feelings - Cara Lott
Punny Book: Fifty Yards to the Outhouse - Willy Makit and Betty Woant
Punny Book: Fingerplay - Jacob Sladder
Punny Book: Fish Story - Rod Enreel
Punny Book: Fistfights - Donny Brooke
Punny Book: Fixing Computer Programs - Dee Bugger
Punny Book: Flogging in the Army - Corporal Punishment
Punny Book: Foot Coverings - Susan Socks
Punny Book: Foot Problems of Big Lumberjacks - Paul Bunion
Punny Book: Fortune Telling - Crystal Ball
Punny Book: Fred Can Philosophize! - Immanuel Kant
Punny Book: French Overpopulation - Francis Crowded
Punny Book: Full Moon - Seymour Buns
Punny Book: Go To Bed - Ida Wanna
Punny Book: Happy New Year! - Mary Christmas
Punny Book: Hot Dog! - Frank Furter
Punny Book: How to keep your conference on topic - by Mod R. Ator
Punny Book: How to tell you friends from apes.
Punny Book: I Need Insurance - Justin Case
Punny Book: I Say So! - Frank O. Pinion
Punny Book: I Was A Son Of A Buccaneer - Rich Kidd
Punny Book: Songs For Children - Barbara Blacksheep
Punny Book: The Japanese way of Death - by Harri Kari.
Punny Book: The LA Lakers' Breakfast - by Kareem O'Wheat
Punny Book: The Sex Maniacs Guide - by Rippernickerszov
Punny Book: Those Funny Dogs - Joe Kur.
Punny Book: To be Honest - Frank Lee
Punny Book: Too Many Beers - I.P. Freely.
Punny Book: Too Much Diet Coke - I.P. Freely
Punny Book: Tracks in the Sand - Peter Dragon
Punny Book: Upstream - by Sam N. Fishing.
Punny Book: Where to Find Islands - Archie Pelago
Punny Book: Who Killed Cock Robin - Ida Know
Punny Book: You're a Bundle of Laughs - Vera Funny
Punny Books: A Boxing Cornerman's Story: Dawson DeTowel.
Punny Books: Ah, Thor!: Ty Till.
Punny Books: Artificial Weightlessness: Andy Gravity.
Punny Books: Boy Scout's Handbook: Casey Needzit.
Punny Books: Ecclesiastical Infractions: Cardinal Sin.
Punny Books: I Love Mathematics: Adam Up.
Punny Books: Indiana Jones' Adventures: Darrin Rescue.
Punny Books: Jewish Holidays: Hannah Kuhh.
Punny Books: Not Bogged Down In Reality. --Jason Rainbows.
Punny Books: Poetry in Baseball - Homer.
Punny Books: Smoker's Cough: Nick O'Teen.
Punny Books: Southern California Waffles: Sandy Eggo.
Punny Books: Swimming in the Arctic: I. C. Waters.
Punny Books: The German Bank Robbery: Hans Zupp.
Punny Books: Unemployed: Anita Job.
Punny book: NHL Hockey, by Stanley Kupp.
Puno srece da ne bude sr*nje jos vece
Puns about bare peach trees are fruitless.
Puns about broken change machines don't make any cents.
Puns about broken change machines don't make any cents.
Puns are awful.  Punsters should be hung, drawn and quoted
Puns are awful.  Punsters should be hung, drawn and quoted
Puns are bad but poetry is verse.
Puns are bad, Poetry is verse!
Puns are bad....poetry is verse!
Puns are for groan ups. Its the punetentiary for you.
Puns are like drugs. - Dire Wolf
Puns are my way of life! -ML
Puns are our business... Our ONLY business
Puns are undervalued.
Puns being the weapon of choice.
Puns can groan on you
Puns may be bad, but poetry is verse
Puns!  Never apologize, never explain! - Dogbert
Puns...  Ammunition?
Punsters United Nearly Yearly - P.U.N.Y. and proud of it! 
Punsters deserve to be drawn and quoted.
Punsters deserve to be drawn and quoted.
Punsters should be drawn and quoted
Puntificate - trying to predict which direction a football will bounce.
Puntificate-a real pun in the ass to pun down
Punultimate - What this isn't
Puny moderator make Hulk mad. HULK SMASH!
Pupils Badly Beaten by Teachers! (Staff softball team defeats students)
Puppet masters---the free men are coming to kill you!
Puppeteers DO IT with their mouths.
Puppies & Kids...proof that carpets should not be white
Puppies Are Not Stocking Stuffers!
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac
Puppy love:  the beginning of a dog's life.
Puppy with a Numchuck - Tom
Puppy with a Numchuck! -- Tom Servo
Pups don't like to be left alone. They _like_ attention. - O'Brien
Purchase this great tagline now!  Send no money, we'll bill you
Purchaser without notice not obliged to discover to his own hurt
Purchasing Windows is an Unrecoverable Application Error
Purcilious - The manner in which a man holds his wife's p
Purcilious - The manner in which a man holds his wife's purse in public
Purcilious: The manner in which a man holds his wife's pu
Purcilious: manner in which a man holds his wife's purse in public.
Pure and ready to mount to the stars. -- Dante
Pure and still, one can put things right everywhere under heaven
Pure bare naked plane. Got no markings - Tom
Pure bigotry and racism, in the most purest form
Pure drivel drives away ordinary drivel.
Pure drivel drives ordinary drivel off the TV screen.
Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel.
Pure drivel tends to drive ordinary drivel off of the TV screen.
Pure drivel tends to drive out ordinary drivel
Pure gall - an unmarried marriage counsellor
Pure, bare, naked plane.  Got no markings. -- Tom Servo
Purely out of curiosity, how old is your daughter?
Purely out of curiousity, how old is your daughter?  -Tony McKimmons
Purgamentum Init, Exit Purgamentum.
Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum!
Purgatory BBS:  Somewhere between Heaven & Hell!
Purgatory tickets to remain at $27 - film at 11
Purgatory, here we come!!! - Warners
Purge your thoughts of the life you knew before!  - The Phantom
Purify my soul an' pour your ocean over me -Coverdale/Page
Purify the air: Grow a tree
Purify the air: Plant trees
Purist, Schmurist! I take the simplest route!
Puritan's Law: Evil is live spelled backwards.
Puritan's Second Law: If it feels good, don't do it.
Puritan, n. - One who supectes that someone, somewhere, is having fun
Puritan:  Someone who is deathly afraid that someone somewhere is having fun
Puritanism                sh*t happens with our permission
Puritanism - The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Puritanism - the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. - H. L. Mencken
Puritanism is the fear that someone, somewhere might be having fun.
Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Puritanism-The fear that someone else might be having fun
Puritanism: The fear that someone, somewhere might be having fun.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. Gotta love that one
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be having fun
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may just be happy
Puritanism: fear that someone, somewhere may be happy
Puritanism: the fear that someone somewhere is happy
Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Puritans are afraid that someone, somewhere is having fun
Puritans: deathly afraid that someone is having fun.
Purity Control !
Purity Control and Minbari Souls---Is there a connection?
Purple Heart - Enemy Marksman Medal
Purple Heart:  individual recognition for superior level of conformity
Purple alert! Purple alert! - Holly
Purple hands of healing, Faggot-god, Fairy-god, Lover come to us
Purple haze, all in my brain - Hendrix
Purple hum, Assorted cars, Laser lights you bring
Purple people eater: Hefty, Hefty, Hefty. Barney: Wimpy, Wimpy, Wimpy.
Purple. Answer can be found below. (Barney is purple.)
Purpose of Windoze:  To boost the sales of mouse manufacturers.
Purpose of Windoze:  To give jobs to folks who understand .PIF code.
Purpose of Windoze:  To make playing Solitaire easier than ever.
Purr (adj):  Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness
Purr:  The sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness
Purranoai:  The fear that your cats are up to something.
Purranoia (n): the fear that your cat is up to something.
Purranoia - The fear your cat is up to something.
Purranoia is the fear that your cats are plotting against you.
Purranoia--  the fear that your cats are up to something
Purranoia:  Fear that your cat is up to something!
Purranoia:  The fear that your cats are up to something.
Purranoia: The fear that Kats are out to get you!
Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.
Purranoia: The fear that your kat is up to something
Purranoia: The feeling that your cats are out to get you.
Purranoia: the fear one's cats are up to something.
Purranoia: the fear that your cat is up to something
Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.
Purranoia: the fear that your cats are up to Something!
Purranoia: the fear your cat is up to something.
Purranoic:  The fear that your cat is up to SOMETHING.
Purring (adj). Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
Purring - a cat's internal relaxation tape.
Purring - an automatic safety valve for happiness overflow
Purring cats and glowing fireplaces make winter a joy
Purring cats and glowing fireplaces make winter bearable
Purring in digital
Purring is a very important tool for training humans -Rocket
Purring, Sound Of A Cat Manufacturing Cuteness.
Purring... The sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
Purring:  an automatic safety-valve for happiness overflow.
Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
Purring: a cat dreaming up naughtiness.
Purring: a cat's internal relaxation tape.
Purring: automatic safety-valve for happiness overflow
Purring: the sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
Purrinoia:  Fear the cat is up to something
Purrloiner - A cat in your lap
Purrpetual Motion: A kitten at play.
Purrpetual motion - A kitty playing
Purrpetual:  Everlasting love for all felines.
Purrpetual:  Everlasting love for domesticated felines.
Purrpetual: Everlasting love for all felines!
Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.
Purrranoia - The feeling that your cat is up to something
Purrson (n): Son of a Cat.
Purrson:  A male kitty.
Purrverse (n): a poem about a Cat.
Purrverse:  Poem about a strange kitty.
Purrverse: a poem about a wicked kitty.
Pursue the truth no matter where it lies.
Purvey:  The sound made by an overwrought Jewish cat.
Push To Test. Release To Detonate.
Push any key.  Then push the any other key.
Push any switch. Then push the any other switch.
Push button to test -- release button to detonate..
Push red button to test, release to detonate...
Push red button to test.  &lt;&lt;CLICK&gt;&gt;  Release to detonate...
Push something hard enough and eventually it will fall over.
Push something hard enough and it will fall.
Push the button Orville.
Push the button, Frank!
Push the button, Frank. -- Mystery Science Theater
Push the button, control group - Dr. F to Frank
Push the envelope? I just want to print one!
Push the limit, and the limit will move away!
Push to test ..&lt;click&gt;.. Release to detonate
Push to test. [click] Release to detonate.
Push your mind to the limit and expand your fantasy!
Pushers and hookers and pimps... Oh my!
Pushing 40 is excercise enough.
Pushing a crayon...In the rayon! - Tom sings
Pushing back the limits of common sense
Pussability:  A surprised kitty's "BOING!"
Pussy Whip:  The dessert topping for cats.
Pussy cat! - Crow on girl who transformed from a lion
Pussy needs love, admiration, and worship, as you need food
Pussy piercing service available at low cost
Pussywhip:  the dessert topping for cats..
Pusti ba murjaka, dezinformise pucanstvo
Put 'er there Harry!
Put 'er there, you big galoot! - Tom
Put *that* in your tag line and smoke it!
Put 5 tag lines together and you get Algore's autobiography
Put 5 tag lines together and you get Bill Clinton's autobiography.
Put 5 tag lines together and you get Dan Quayle's autobiography.
Put 5 tag lines together and you get George Lundgren's autobiography
Put @FN@'s brain in a pigeon and it'd fly backwards
Put Al Gore's brain in a pigeon and it'd fly backwards.
Put Barney in a parade with Nancy Kerrigan.
Put Barney in charge of cleaning Marla Maples' closet.
Put CHRIST back in Cmas!
Put Captain Solo in the cargo hold. - Boba Fett
Put Eliot's toilet up.
Put Government back to work. Sign the Bill..BILL!
Put He's brain in a pigeon and it'd fly backwards.
Put In Three Rounds of Wedge and Call Me in The Morning
Put Las Vegas souvenirs on mantle for "museum" effect - Blonde Moments
Put Ma Bell together again. NOW!
Put Me On -- Styx
Put Orville Bullitt's brain in a pigeon and it'd fly backwards.
Put PEACE in our hearts and peace on earth will follow
Put Patrick Long's brain in a pigeon and it'd fly backwards.
Put Schrodinger in the box and see how HE likes it. -his cat
Put Scott Scheibe's brain in a pigeon and it'd fly backwards.
Put Shoeless Joe in the Baseball Hall Of Fame.
Put Some Fizz Back In Your Life  - By F. R. Vessant
Put Telemate on the screen and it tells you fairy-tales!
Put Windows on a bus and even local rides take forever
Put Yakko Warner's brain in a pigeon and it'd fly backwards.
Put a *SOCK* in it!
Put a Nutrageous in this - Dr. F with giant mouse trap
Put a Rubber Chicken on your hat...They're perfect for all occasions.
Put a bag over his head, and do him for Babylon 5!--Franklin
Put a blonde in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner
Put a cork in it, Flynn! --Ram
Put a different name on your bosses door
Put a dollar in her bandage - Crow on Jan in the Pan
Put a drunk back on the interstate...join the ACLU
Put a fence around your cemetery.  People are just dying to get in!
Put a fork in Bush - he's done
Put a gallon in me, Allen
Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger, now he's dead
Put a helmet on that soldier...he's going into battle!
Put a lens in each ear and you've got a telescope.
Put a little JOY in your life - Tune to 90.7 FM!
Put a little birdhouse in your soul. -- TMBG
Put a little wine in the pot & some in my mouth Juston Wilson
Put a lot of little marshmallows in your hot chocolate.
Put a penny in the fuse box, baldy! - Tom on rocket
Put a piece of tape on a cat's foot - You have never laughed so hard!
Put a rogue in the limelight and he will act like an honest man. -- Napoleon Bonaparte, "Maxims"
Put a rooster in a freezer to get a stiff cock.
Put a sock in it, Red Adair - Dr. Forrester to Mike
Put a sock in it, kid.  He's fishfood! -- Crow T. Robot
Put a sock in it,Ric. It's my power,so I get to make the speech! Jub
Put a value on yourself and never mark it down
Put a wallet under the guy's tongue -Joel as biker dances
Put a wallet under the guy's tongue! - Joel Robinson
Put all your begs in one ask-it!
Put all your eggs in one basket, and WATCH THAT BASKET!
Put all your eggs in the one basket and- WATCH THAT BASKET. - Mark Twain
Put an AX murder in the State House!
Put an egg in your shoe, and beat it!
Put an end to car-jackings: smile, agree, then use swift & deadly force.
Put away the ocean and sweep up the wood. -- Auden
Put brain in gear before engaging mouth, or in this case, fingers.
Put brain in gear before letting clutch out on SLiMeR
Put candles on your birthday cake to make light of your age.
Put cats in the coffee and mice in the tea!
Put down that comic book and do our homework! - Calvin 1 & Calvin 2
Put down that tombstone mister, you're taking too much for granite.
Put down the Chalupa
Put down the bat Mrs. Harding, and step out of the car
Put down the cat, and the knife! That's NOT how to eat pussy! :)
Put down the doughnut!  Put down the coffee! -- Crow T. Robot
Put down the doughnut! Put down the coffee - Crow
Put down those Windows disks. Dave. DAVE!
Put great bows around the white necks of the public doves. -- Auden
Put her in Hyper Active!
Put him in the box, Frank! - Dr. F
Put him in the box, Frank! -- Dr. Forrester
Put him through to my quarters. Janeway
Put in my air conditioner backwards; it got cold
Put it away, Dax. Sisko
Put it in the Superconducting Kitty Collider
Put it in the basket Chief!!!!
Put it on all frequencies, Lieutenant. - Kirk
Put it on all frequencies, Lieutenant. - Kirk
Put it on my credit card, Tom charged
Put it on my tab. --Hercules  Tab? What's that? --Charon
Put it on screen. Janeway
Put it out of your mind. In no time, it will be a forgotten memory. - Samuel Goldwyn
Put it through over here. Lursa
Put it to Music!
Put it to the wall, Mr. LaForge  -- Picard
Put knot yore truss in spel chequers!
Put lawyers on the ethics committee (for balance).
Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets
Put me down as being in agreement also!
Put me down, Mindy, or I shall have to hurt you. -- The Brain
Put me in coach, I'm ready to play today
Put me in coach, I'm ready to play.....John Fogerty
Put me out of your misery. - You won't get off that easy!-Hoolihan
Put me out! Put me out before I burn up! - Jack Mort
Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath.
Put my dog down and get the heck off my ranch!
Put nail here [+] for new monitor
Put no trust in cryptic comments.
Put not your faith in princes; since they don't produce, they always  steal. -L. Long
Put not your trust in kings and princes. Three of a kind will beat them both.  --Gen. Robert C. Schneck
Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.
Put not your trust in princes -- Psalms 146:3
Put off procrastinating til a later time
Put on a :-) face
Put on a gown that touches the ground - Pink Floyd
Put on a little weight, haven't you!
Put on a pot of coffee, I've got messages to read!
Put on a ring of teleportation: it will take you away from onslaught
Put on old clothes before you get out the paint brushes!
Put on that nurses outfit - Crow leers to girl
Put on that rubber glove and call me CUPCAKE!
Put on that uniform! Turn off that brain! You're in the Army now!
Put on the full armor or God!
Put on the whole armour of God- Ephesians 6:11
Put on this blindfold.  I wanna try something.
Put on your red shoes and dance the blues
Put on your seat belt Gary. I wanna try something.
Put on your seatbelt @FN@ I wanna try something...
Put on your seatbelt I'm  wanna  try something new
Put on your seatbelt Montgomery I wanna try something
Put on your seatbelt, @FN@. I wanna try something.
Put on your seatbelt. I'm gonna try something new.
Put on your seatbelt... I wanna try something!
Put on your seatbelts. I'm gonna try something new.
Put on-topic message here:
Put one foot in front of the other, soon you'll be
Put our dumps to better use - throw liberal Democrats in!
Put out a twig, we have the words erroneously repeated
Put out an APB.. all tag lines stolen!
Put out that cigarette, Tom said breathlessly.
Put out the cat?  I didn't know it was on fire.
Put out your problems with the cat
Put people on hold when possible.
Put politicians in their place - landfills!
Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock
Put silk on a stick, and it will look fine.- Old Scot Sayin
Put some hair on her chest!  Well, more hair!
Put some pants on, for goodness sakes!--Nate to Dex
Put some power between your legs - ride a Harley.
Put some tape on a cat's foot.  You've never laughed so hard!
Put something exciting between your legs - ME!!! &lt;sigh&gt;
Put something exciting between your legsME !!
Put that Baroque masterpiece down! (Cleese)
Put that card down, boy... it's not meant for the likes of you
Put that gun down! --Mulder and Scully in unison
Put that gun down!"--Mulder & Scully in unison (Syzygy)
Put that in your dave and smoke it!
Put that in your llama and smell it! Dr. Forrester
Put that in your pipe and smoke it
Put that in your smipe & poke it
Put that in your | and smoke it!
Put that magazine down or I'll blow your heads off! - Apu
Put that monkey down. - The Tick
Put that tagline down, you don't know where it's been
Put that thing away!  You're going to get us all killed. - Leia
Put that thing away! - Kirk
Put that tongue away.
Put the "fun" back in funeral !
Put the "fun" back into fundamentalism !
Put the "harm" back in pharmacology !
Put the Campfire Girls on stand-by! - Tom
Put the Kat out?? I didn't know it was burning!!
Put the arts back in the private sector where it belongs.
Put the cat out Mom, it's a thermonuclear bomb. - Oliver W. Jones
Put the cat out QUICK!
Put the cat out! Why? It's not on fire
Put the cat out?     But it's not on fire.  Yet!
Put the cat out?  But it's not on fire!
Put the cat out?  Didn't know it was on fire.
Put the cat out? But it's not on fire!
Put the cat out? Is it on fire?
Put the cat out??  I didn't know it was on fire!!
Put the cat out?? I didn't know it was burning!!
Put the chocolate in the bag and nobody gets hurt
Put the coffee on!!
Put the cuffs on him, sis!
Put the dog out?  I didn't know it was burning!
Put the li-i-ime in the co-o-conut - Tom on girl's accent
Put the lime in the coconut... -- Tom Servo
Put the moon back Demon Waif!!! -The Tick
Put the pedal to the metal Dan-Freddy Krueger
Put the politicians on the front line!
Put the rat mask on her! - Mike
Put the rat mask on her! -- Mike Nelson
Put the screws into ya...  my way. - Metallica
Put the shoe on the right foot first... - Dax
Put the sword down,  You're scaring the straights...
Put the sword down, @TOFIRST@. You're scaring the mundanes
Put the sword down, @TOLAST@...  You're scaring the straights
Put the sword down, Butler.  You're scaring the mundanes.
Put the sword down, Caplan... You're scaring the straights
Put the sword down, CaplanYou're scaring the straights. -- J Butler
Put the sword down, Gibson.  You're scaring the mundanes.
Put the sword down, Kenneth, you're scaring the Mundanes!
Put the sword down, Orville. You're scaring the mundanes.
Put the sword down.  You're scaring the straights
Put the sword down. You're scaring the mundanes.
Put them here (censored or something) email me some please
Put those felons back where you found them, you geriatric jerk! - Tick
Put three grains of sand inside a vast cathedral, and the cathedral will be more packed with sand than space with stars. - Sir James Jeans
Put two pennies in pocket...they'll breed.
Put up or shut up is the phrase that comes to mind.
Put up or shut up, @N@!
Put us back on our original heading, Ensign. Riker
Put way too much sugar on your cereal
Put welfare recipients to work. . . writing taglines!
Put your Cybernetic Pedals to the Virtual Metal.
Put your Dickens sideways.
Put your Nose to the Grindstone!
Put your Nose to the Grindstone!  -- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd
Put your analyst on danger money, baby, *now*.-Z.  Beeblebrox
Put your bally clothes on, Algie, said Biggles, testily
Put your best .3 of a meter forward
Put your best foot forward.  Or just call in and say you're sick
Put your bible away, try thinking for a change!
Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth
Put your cat in a box, add postage, and mark "RUSH".
Put your cat in box, add postage and mark "Schr*edinger."
Put your clothes back on @FN@, and get out of my house!
Put your clothes back on @TOFIRST@, it's time to go home
Put your clothes back on Orville , it's time to go home.
Put your comments here (write legibly) --&gt; [ ]
Put your ear down close to your soul & listen hard.&lt;Sexton&gt;
Put your ear down next to the monitor and listen to what I'm saying:
Put your ear to stone and open your heart to the sky
Put your finger over the hole - Tom on leaking space suit
Put your genius into your life.  Put only your talent into your work
Put your hair in mysterious ways
Put your hand inside the Puppet Head
Put your hand inside the Puppet Head, Hillary!
Put your hand inside the Puppet Head.
Put your hand inside the puppet head -- TMBG
Put your hand on the screen and FEEL my healing power
Put your hand over your mouth when you sneeze; internal organs will be scarce in the post-nuclear age
Put your hands against the wall,......now!  Do it!! - Scully
Put your hands up, and give me all your recipes. I've got a phaser.
Put your hands up, and give me all your taglines-I've got a phaser!
Put your hard drive to your ear.  Can you hear the C:?
Put your message in a modem and throw it in the Cyber Sea. -Rush
Put your modem where your mouth is!
Put your money where your modem is!
Put your money where your mouth is - So I won't have to listen to you!
Put your nose to the grindstone and you're a bloody fool.
Put your own "witty" Tagline here...I'm BUSY!
Put your own "witty" recipe here...I'm BUSY!
Put your own witty Tagline here...I'm BUSY!
Put your own witty recipe here, I can't be bothered now.
Put your own witty tagline here, I can't be bothered
Put your pecuniary wherewithal to your maxillary orifice
Put your seat-belt on; I wanna try something
Put your trust in those who are worthy.
Put yourself down for TWO honey-glazed hams - Dr. F
Put yourself down for a honey-glazed ham - Dr. F to Frank
Put yourself in my loving arms baby I can change your mind
Put yourself in my place, come on over any time
Put'er There, Pal! - By Greg Garious
Put'er There, Pal!: Greg Garious*
Putain plus de RAM ! Va falloir passer au Rhum !
Puter Lie # 8:  "You'll NEVER use all that disk space!"
Puts a finger in his ear so the draft through his head isn't annoying.
Putt knot yore trussed in spiel checkers.
Putt knot yore trussed in spilling chequers.
Putting a bunch of people to work on the same problem doesn't make them a team. - Weinberg, p.35
Putting a family member in jail is a good sign there is something seriously wrong in the home. - Ricki Lake
Putting his brain on the edge of a razor blade would be like
Putting on her jimmy-shoes - Crow on girl's stockings
Putting on his coroner's cap, Data enjoys a rotten corpse
Putting on the foil, coach!  Want some?
Putting out a fire with acetylene.
Putting out the fire with vaseline
Putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit filter
Putting your vegetables on your little sister's plate doesn't work.
Puttsway - Leaning/teetering movements performed by golfers.
Pwease be vewy, vewy kwiet.  I'm hunting for tagwines
Pygmies placed on giants' shhequers dew knot always work write
Pygmies placed on giants' shoulders see more than the giants themselves.
Pylon: What the football players do on a tackle play.
Pyramid Shipping Co.
Pyramid:  An organized pile of rocks.
Pyrotechnicians experts DO IT with a blinding flash.
Pyrotechnicnicians DO IT with a blast.
Pyrotechnics do it with a blast.
Pyrotechnics experts do it with a blinding flash.
Pyschic midget breaks out of prison -- Small medium at large!
Pyscho 3.0 installed; run NORMAN.MOM
Pyschoceramics...The study of crackpots.
Pythagoras is dead; he's singing with the angles now.
Python of Borg - "And now for something completely futile."
pEnTiUm hMMM!
pain- n. Telling a Klingon his mother wears pink slippers
painfull though it was i cut the last winter rose for her she turned it inside out to see who the manufacturer was
paints and pretty colors/children's drawings on the wall
paints and pretty colors/children's drawings on the wall
palindromeemordinlap
panic: can't find /
panic: kernel trap (ignored)
pant   pant   pant   pant   "Meow."  &lt;KABOOM!!!&gt;
pantsConfucius say: Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
paradox:  A very small marina.
paradox:  A very small medical group.
paramedica save lives, EMTs save paramedics
pardon me..I have been smoking Pro-Yam!
parking meters:  Pay toilets for dogs.
pas koji laje ne ujeda, cuti i bice o kej.
path=look\around\on\hd;desk\drawer;under\desk;hall\closet
pays for this message and reads it will feel slighted!
peace frog
peace of mind & sanctuary by loud waters' flow...
peccary:  The place where chickens eat.
pell Chequers dew knot always work write.
pension: A federally insured chain letter
pentium slogan:  The error in Inside.
people make mistakes to make up, to break up, to wake up cold and lonely...
people make the difference
people who have no vices have very few virtues.  -- A. Lincoln
people who have no vices have very few virtues.  -- A. Lincoln
people who have no vices have very few virtues.  -- A. Lincoln
perfect guest: One who makes his host feel at home
perfect little dream the kind that hurts the most
perky and energetic Commander Susan Ivan Ova. Torqueman
person slow to anger is better than the mighty.
pessimist is a person who fears this is true
philosophy: The ability to bear with calmness the misfortunes of our friends
picky picky picky
pigeon pigeon KAT pigeon pigeon
pigeon pigeon pigeon KAT pigeon pigeon pigeon
ping.....ping.....ping.....BURP! Six pack detected - and terminated!
pipesinta [Unix] -Computer Jargon 3.0.0
piss boy piss boy!  OUI OUI MONSIEUR!
piss off-vi,Brit (1953): to leave forthwith : get out -- Webster's 9th
pitchfork (n.): used to unload dead babies from boxcars
pkunzip clinton PKUNZIP(E11)-The file structure is corrupt. Use pkzipfix
pkzip -urp pardon.me
place tagline here
plant crops for more than seven years. [Lev. 25:4, Ex. 23:10-13]
played in this wet grass before: deja dew
playful boyish exterior beats the heart of a ruthless sadistic maniac.
please change your programs accordingly.
please edit your subject and add an M to Microsoft
please edit your subject and add an M to Microsoft
please give me all the tag lines I don't have.
please greed feed, no time to hesitate
please pass the spam loaf please
please support shareware...this ad is reg'd to: [UNREGISTERED!!]
please write me tag lines.
please,please,please
plus a big thanks to all of my fellow net.cops. :)
poTentil Noble Prise WinNer.
podex perfectus es.
point of view: rose bushes have thorns or thornbushes have roses.
pointing device? My cat thought it was dinner.
pojesce te brzo velegradske zveri, ali, ti ces biti na naslovnoj strani.
polirical jok   u  they.ge eelee. dEATIN  SAFESEX.ZIP is a0ELECT FEThas
politically right when it is morally wrong.
poll me, toss me, read me, purge me
polyclinic:  Hospital for sick parakeets.
polygon: Dead parrot
pominju mi familiju, teraju me dodjavola.
poop a noodle (to make a  U-turn)
pop gun / cap gun.
pop gun / cap gun.
porcupine:  Non-Kosher variety of coniferous tree.
post Ron Jarokar's ad for TAGX into another tagline echo.
postmark: hotel trout fishing in america
potato Jim!, Let's gouge out all of his eyes"
potential of interplanetary space travel for the culturally disadvantaged
poverty, n.: An unfortunate state that persists as long as anyone lacks anything he would like to have
power your laptop
powered by intellect. driven by values
powered by intellect. driven by values
practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty
praying for connectivity:  HEAL, H_E_A_L_ah!!
predstava je zavrsena, slijedeci put ne diraj moje lice ispod pepela
press &lt;CTRL&lt;-&lt;ALT&lt;-&lt;DEL&lt; to continue...
press Ctrl-Q to bookmark this mail
pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty
prikupi hrabrost, dodji do mene, ja sam jos ona ista budala.
primitive things stir the hearts of everyone.
printf("This is a recipe..."); printf("\nThis is your br
printf("to C or not to C...that is the question/n");
prisioner transfer from cellblock 1138
privacy on 1 hand, public right on other. DONT clap
private, and failure in full view
priznat cu ti da te volim, reci ces mi ne budi lud
priznat cu ti da te volim, smijes se i kazes jeftina stvar
probably NOT. ... I just collect `em; doesn't mean I _believe_ in `em!
problem drinker, n.: A man who never buys
profile...a user's mini biography
prosecutors will be prosecuted.
proud member, Tagline Thieves Local 202.
providing clean solutions
pss is onomatopoeia.
psujem mater onom pokvarenom Bogu, zasto su se kola slomila na meni.
psujem mater onom pokvarenom Bogu, zasto su se kola slomila na meni.
psujem mater onom pokvarenom Bogu, zasto su se kola slomila na meni.
psychopath:  Any urban thoroughfare during rush hour.
ptr = (char *) 666; /* The pointer of the Beast. */
ptr=(void *)666; /* The pointer from hell. */
pufft, who needs taglines.
pull some quotes off of the first 10 episodes, they are halarious!
pumpkin (v.): What people in Kentucky do.
punning
purring cats and glowing fireplaces make winter a joy
pursued this person before: deja woo
purvey:  The sound made by an overwrought Jewish cat.
putting a pea on a six lane highway.


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