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O  O  O  <- Tribbles listening to rock music
O <> CON is as Progress <> Congress
O <-- Fat, bald tribble
O - the worst letter of the alphabet when dropping your pants for a new girl
O ... give me a password please ;-), for acsess by anonimous ftp
O ... give me a password please ;-), for acsess by anonimous ftp
O :-)   User is an angel (at heart, at least)
O <> CON is as Progress <> Congress
O Canada, said Pooh, Our home and native land.
O Canada, said Pooh, Our home and native land.
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, it takes a loan to buy thee.
O Fates, come, come, cut thread and thrum. * Shakespeare
O God, if there is a God, save my soul, if I have a soul
O God, our help in ages past, our hope for years to come:
O God, please save me from the wrath of your followers.
O Great,bring me back my hapiness...! ;)
O I dare not tone radio.   The Palindromic Pig
O Isis und Osiris
O Jesus, Lord, my light & life, my health, my hope, my aid in strife.
O Lord my God, when I in awesome wonder consider all the works of thy hands
O Lord our Lord, how excellent {is} thy name in all the earth! PSA 8:9
O Lord, bless this Holy hand grenade
O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for Thou knowest we will never change our minds
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet
O Lord, protect me from those to whom You speak directly
O Lord, thou art my God. - Isaiah 25:1
O Lord, thou hast searched me and known me
O Lord, we beseech thee, tell us 'oo croaked Leicester!
O Mighty Oracle, tell me: how much wood %*!&~ NO GROVELER
O O'O O'O    Pumpkin teeth
O Oysters come and walk with us, the Walrus did beseech.
O P Q R S T U V W
O Paul, thou Muad'Dib, Mahdi of all men, Thy breath exhaled Sent forth the huricen. --Songs of Muad'Dib
O Tongue give sound to joy and sing Of hope and Promise on Dragonwing!
O U C H.....Q U I T...I T !
O Where Oh where Have My Skeletons gone?
O che sciagura d'essere senza coglioni!
O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - Job30:23
O excellent! I love long life better than figs
O famous Kent!  What county hath this isle that can compare with thee?
O frabjous day!  Calloo!  Callay!
O fragiles Hbreux! Allez, Rebecca, tombe!
O full of scorpions is my mind! - Macbeth
O gods of Fidonet, allow this message to be sent
O gosh no, I don't know a hammer from a hemmoroid! -Bucky Taylor,Rocko
O how I long to have some chat with her..!
O imitators, you slavish herd! -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)
O is for O'Brien, in charge of transporters
O is for Olive, run through with an awl, P is for Prue, trampled flat in a brawl
O is for the obscene treatment of animals! -- Tom Servo
O little town of Bethlehem, your steel mills have all gone dry.
O monstrous world! Take note, take note, o world,To be direct and honest is not safe! - William Shakespeare
O my beautiful, I have likened thee to a jet Nubian.
O o, a q I c. I 8 2 q b 4 i p.
O oysters come and walk with us, the walrus did beseech.
O rage! O despair!
O rage! O dsespoir! O vieillesse ennemie!
O rings work fine at 23 degrees
O slow winged turtle! Shall a buzzard take thee? * Shakespeare
O virtuous fight, when right with right wars who shall be most right.
O wad some pow'r the giftie gie us to see oursels as others see us !
O world!  O life!  O time!   Shelley
O yeah, and vice versa. Mother Nature's a mad scientist, Jerry. KRAMER
O! a kiss Long as my exile, sweet as my revenge! &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
O! that way madness lies; let me shun that.
O"ne more like that and I'm going to lose both these men." McCoy
O%%%%==0123456789ABCDEF=====-      &lt;= Hexcalibur
O' I'm a lumber jack, and I'm ok
O' but how bitter a thing it is, to look into happiness through another man's eyes. - William Shakespeare
O'Brian's Law Murphy is an optimist.
O'Brian's Law: Everything is always done for the wrong reasons
O'Brian's Law: Murphy was an optimist
O'Brien Burger:    (Looks boring, but really spicy!)
O'Brien Burger: No one really knows for sure how many toppings it has.
O'Brien gulped hard when his dart stuck into the back of Worf's head
O'Brien prides himself on his collection of assorted rank pins
O'Brien to Security......intruder alert! - O'Brien
O'Brien will at least need a day to do anything about it. - Kira
O'Brien! Energize!. O'BRIAN ENERGIZE!. O'BRI&lt;PHZZZT!&gt;
O'Brien!! Beam them aboard! *KLONK* Good shot chief!
O'Brien's *real* rank is...'%^*}:. NO CARRIER
O'Brien's Law Murphy is an optimist.
O'Brien's Law:  Nothing is ever done for the right reasons
O'Brien's LawMurphy is an optimist.
O'Brien's Principle (The $357.73 Theory):  Auditors always reject&lt;&gt;any expense account with a bottom line divisible by 5 or 10
O'Brien's Variation: If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in
O'Brien's rank is... Senior Chief Specialist. &lt;hooray!&gt;
O'Brien's rank: 27 pips, Grand Admiral of YATIs, SF Hdqtrs
O'Brien, beam a large pepperoni pizza to these coordinates.
O'Brien, beam down a large pepperoni pizza for Dax & me.
O'Brien, beam me out of this d*mn message!
O'Brien, take a nap.  You didn't see any of this. * Riker
O'Brien, what's taking so long?! - Sisko
O'Brien, when the computer malfunctions
O'Pancho, O'Cisco: the famed Irish vaudeville tap-dancers
O'REILLY'S LAW OF THE KITCHEN - Cleanliness is next to impossible.
O'TOOLE'S COMMENTARY ON MURPHY'S LAW - Murphy was an optimist.
O'Toole's Axiom:  One child is not enough, but two children are&lt;&gt;far too many
O'Toole's Comment on Murphy's Law: Murphy was an optimist.
O'Toole's Commentary:   Murphy was an optimist.
O'Toole's dictum: "Murphy was an optimist."
O'Tooles Principle:  Murphy was an optimist
O'Tooles corollarie: Murphy was an optimist.
O, No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'!
O, Tagline.. Tagline!  Wherefor art thou, Tagline?
O, bother, said Pooh as more hair came out in his brush.
O, es tu !
O, how full of briers is this working-day world!  - Shakespeare
O, how full of taglines is this working-day world! --Tagspeare
O, so sweet to sit at His feet
O-&lt;--&lt;_o-o-o-o-o-o-o-/\  I love it here.  Don't trip on the chain.
O-)     Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O--&gt;  Man      O--+  Woman       O--?  Undecided
O-=)    Angelic Unicorn, or a Unicorn playing doughnut ring-toss
O-R-A-L S-E-X...
O-U-T spells "out"
O-f-c-o-u-r-s-e-I-m-g-o-i-n-g-2-4-0-0-b-a-u-d..#$%$ NO CARRIER
O-|-&lt;   (dead body) Useful for bad jokes, or good jokes.
O. J. R-I-F-K-I-N; please change your name to O.J. (Elaine)
O... O... O... O... H...    S H I T  ! - Data
O.D.'d on life itself!!!!
O.J. - If a racist cop is on the case, get out of jail free.
O.J. - Nine months to present the evidence, three hours to reject it.
O.J. - Proof that in the US, racism is a worse crime than murder.
O.J. - Proof that rich sports heroes get away with murder.
O.J. Simpleton! - Howard Stern
O.J. Simpson Trial:  "The year the Great Bore came upon us all."
O.J. Simpson gives a new meaning to "slashing running back".
O.J. Simpson-Another one bites the dust
O.J. Trial: Where Police planted evidence to frame a Guilty Man!
O.J. acquited of murder; found Super Bowl ring at crime scene.
O.J. confessed - they squeezed it out of him.
O.J. confessed----but Shapiro says they squeezed it out of him!
O.J. gave new meaning to "fits like a glove".
O.J. got a new contract...with Ginsu!
O.J. leaving the courtroom: "Can I get my hat and gloves back now?"
O.J. not guilty!/Stomach contents analyzed:/SPAM is cause of death
O.J. now dating Lorena Bobbitt. CNN getting ready.
O.J. of Borg: "I told her not to assimilate anyone else!"
O.J. of Borg: prosecution is futile, jurors will be assimilated.
O.J. to re-marry - says he'll take another stab at it!!
O.J. who?
O.J.'s Alibi/Bobbitt's Penis...Neither one could stand up in court
O.J.'s alibi? "I was waiting for a table at Denny's!"
O.J.'s e-mail address: // \ &lt;ESC&gt;
O.J.'s favorite sport . . . Bundy jumping.
O.J.'s knife got Julius Caeser! Film at 5, 6, & 11.
O.J.'s last to Nicole: "Your waiter will be right with you."
O.J., when the cops arrived.
O.J.- Nine months to present the evidence, three hours to reject it.
O.K Moderator, I'll put my clothes back on.
O.K to coninue??  &lt;yes&gt; &lt;no&gt; &lt;MAYBE?&gt;
O.K to coninue??  <yes> <no> <MAYBE?>
O.K to continue??
O.K to continue??  &lt;yes&gt; &lt;no&gt; &lt;MAYBE?&gt;
O.K. ... I've already sent up CTH*LHU to ALL (three requests)
O.K. Scotty, real funny. Now beam down my clothes!
O.K. baby, bend over and spread'em, here cums my BULLET!
O.K. to continue??  &lt;Yes&gt; &lt;No&gt; &lt;MAYBE?&gt;
O.K. you guys, this is it
O.K.! I figured! Ennything else??
O.K.! Who ordered the truck load of dumb blondes?
O.K., Mister! Where's your tagline? Come on.
O.K., fine
O.K., who let the normal people in?
O.K.... I guess you can lick off my fur. - Ren Hoek
O.K.: A couple of "clueless male" Taglines (originals)
O.P.M. - Other People's Money
O.k. Leonardo, Fire up the Croaking Device
O.k.?  &lt;Yes&gt; &lt;no&gt; &lt;maybe?&gt;
O:-)    Angelic smiley
O:-)    for those innocent souls
O=C=O  This email moved sticky black filth from the bowels of the earth, and set it on fire in your air.  O=C=O 
OA-Q   -  Leaving
OA-Q   -  Leaving
OARSMEN stroke till it hurts.
OAS             On another subject
OAS....................On another subject
OB beer will overcome kimchi breath
OB-GYN Kenobie - famous Jedi gynecologist
OB/GYN to Nurse:  I said a BUTT LIGHT
OBAMA ELECTED!! Well, at least > 50% us are happy.
OBB: Overflow Bit Bucket
OBB: Overflow Bit Bucket
OBE - Our Brains Are Empty
OBE - Over Bloated Egos
OBE twits and the SYSOPS who support them
OBEDIENCE - A trait that is alien to the human child.
OBGYN.ZIP - Doc file for WOMEN.ZIP
OBGYN: Working where other men play.
OBJECTIVITY(n): the myth of immaculate perception
OBJET: on a Dodge Dart.
OBLIGATO -- being forced to practice the piano.
OBOE(n): Kindling for an accordian fire
OBSCENE: That which gives a learned jurist an erection
OBSCENITY(n): anything that gives the judge an erection.
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE PEOPLE do it habitually.
OBTW    :Oh, by the way
OBVIOUSLY a Norton fan!!
OB\GYN..A spreader of old wives' tales.
OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under.
OCEANOGRAPHERS explore uncharted depths.
OCF: Open Circular File
OCHO NUEVE NUEVE SIETE OCHO TRES NUEVE
OCT(31) = DEC(25), therefore Halloween = Christmas
ODO-DOS v1.0: It shapes itself to work with your system.
ODO-ROOTER: The *Original* Liquid Plumber!
ODOMETER: A device to measure how far a shape shifter can go
ODOMETER: A device to tell how far a shapeshifter went.
ODOR EATERS(n): skunks in 69 position.
ODOSCAN.EXE - Gets the Quaraks out of your Hard Drive!
ODOSCAN.EXE-- keeps the Quarks off of your HD.
ODOSCAN.EXE--keeps the Quarks off your hard drive!
OEDIPUS WAS A NERVOUS REX!
OF 'EM WILL BE NEW TO YOU AS WELL.
OF ALL THE IMPUTENCE! Garak-2
OF COURSE I love you ?!?! My dick is hard isn't it?
OF COURSE I'M SANETHE VOICES SAID SO
OF COURSE I'm on topic!  (Which conference is this?)
OF COURSE I'm on topic.             (Which echo is this?)
OFF WITH HER HEAD! - Queen
OFF-LINE XPRESS TAGLINE STORAGE GUAGE: [## E .\..*....*....*.... F ##]
OFF-LINE XPRESS Taste Test: Lick- ############ [it's vanilla, right?]
OFF-TOPIC WARNING; (A)bort (R)etry (S)uck up to Moderator ;)
OFF-line mail make sysops happy.
OFFICE INFORMATION SYSTEM - The word processor knowing the most gossip
OFFICIAL TAGLINE of the 1996 Olympic Cat Spearing Competition
OFFLINE 1.35 * FIDO NetMail 1:3406/29 or my BBS@(503)838-
OFFLINE 1.40 * Format another (Y/N)?
OFFLINE 1.40 * Happy New Year!
OFFLINE 1.40 * I made it Foolproof, but they made better
OFFLINE 1.40 * Live from New York
OFFLINE 1.40 * Live in the Now
OFFLINE 1.40 * Merry Christmas!
OFFLINE 1.40 * Recycle! For us... and them
OFFLINE 1.40 * Save the Planet
OFFLINE 1.40 * WHAT? This ain't the Files Section?
OFFLINE 1.40 * Why leave a tagline?
OFFLINE 1.41 * "I used to be a narrator for bad mimes." - s.w.
OFFLINE 1.41 * This tagline is SHAREWARE!  To Register, s
OFFLINE 1.41 * We don't need no steenking tag lines
OFFLINE 1.42 * TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS 1994 STANLEY CUP CHAMP
OFFLINE 1.43 * &lt;&lt; Politically Un-Corrct Tagline Deleted!
OFFLINE 1.43 * A freely available QWK reader!
OFFLINE 1.43 * This is a tag line
OFFLINE 1.50  ""I am Homer of the BORG! Resistance is
OFFLINE 1.50  "* &lt;- Tribble   __ &lt;- Tribble vs. Godzilla"
OFFLINE 1.50  "* My other computer is a Fire Control Syst
OFFLINE 1.50  "... I know a good tagline when I steal one
OFFLINE 1.50  "Apathy Error: Don't Bother Striking Any Ke
OFFLINE 1.50  "BREAKFAST.COM halted.  Cereal port not res
OFFLINE 1.50  "Chevys forever!!"
OFFLINE 1.50  "Cloves Captioned for the ham impaired."
OFFLINE 1.50  "Computer possessed??  Use Device=Exor.sys"
OFFLINE 1.50  "Darn! Out of tribble tags!"
OFFLINE 1.50  "FORMAT DRIVE C:?   [ ] Yes   [ ] Sure  [x]
OFFLINE 1.50  "Floppy not detected. Formatting hard drive
OFFLINE 1.50  "GENERAL FAILURE  A&gt;bort, R&gt;etry, F&gt;ire Sho
OFFLINE 1.50  "Here's a partial score:  Cleveland 10"
OFFLINE 1.50  "Hey Rocky... watch me pull a tagline out o
OFFLINE 1.50  "I am cat of Borg - We will assimilate your
OFFLINE 1.50  "I bought a 486/66 and still get the d___ h
OFFLINE 1.50  "I have tole you twict goddamit No!"
OFFLINE 1.50  "I prefer text mode based BASIC because its
OFFLINE 1.50  "I ran Stacker on my monitor and now it's 2
OFFLINE 1.50  "I want to be a modirater when I grow up"
OFFLINE 1.50  "I woke above ground again today."
OFFLINE 1.50  "If at first you don't succeed, blame it on
OFFLINE 1.50  "If love is blind, why is lingerie so popul
OFFLINE 1.50  "Keyboard not found...THINK F1 to continue."
OFFLINE 1.50  "Mary had a little RAM - about a MEG or so
OFFLINE 1.50  "Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy
OFFLINE 1.50  "Sure you can trust the government!  Ask th
OFFLINE 1.50  "Text mode forever!?  Oh, please!  Oh pleas
OFFLINE 1.50  "The backup's not over 'til the fat table s
OFFLINE 1.50  "The hourglass is named correctly, it takes
OFFLINE 1.50  "The years creep slowly by, Lorena."
OFFLINE 1.50  "This is not a tagline."
OFFLINE 1.50  "Useless!  Useless!"
OFFLINE 1.50  "What's this button? &lt;zzappp&gt;'Hey Spock, wh
OFFLINE 1.50  "Why can't I come up with a NEAT tag line?"
OFFLINE 1.50  "Windows NT: Needs Terabytes"
OFFLINE 1.50  "postmark: hotel trout fishing in america"
OFFLINE 1.50  "while(cat != here) play(mice);"
OFFLINE 1.50 "Don't Panic"
OFFLINE 1.52  "... Don't ask me.  The cats are in charge around here."
OFFLINE 1.52  "Don't you know where your towel is?"
OFFLINE 1.52  "Down with ignurance!"
OFFLINE 1.52  "Dr. Faustus, call your service."
OFFLINE 1.52  "Drink wet cement and get really stoned!"
OFFLINE 1.52  "Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we di
OFFLINE 1.52  "Enter any 12-digit prime number to continu
OFFLINE 1.52  "Error in Virtual Reality Simulator Control
OFFLINE 1.52  "Error in operator: add beer."
OFFLINE 1.52  "Everyone lives by selling something."
OFFLINE 1.52  "Excellence is an option that is renewable
OFFLINE 1.52  "Fact of life #15: Heads bleed, walls don't
OFFLINE 1.52  "Failure has gone to his head."
OFFLINE 1.52  "Failure teaches success."
OFFLINE 1.52  "Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall."
OFFLINE 1.52  "Fancy gizmos don't work."
OFFLINE 1.52  "Fasten your seat belt."
OFFLINE 1.52  "Feces Occurs."
OFFLINE 1.52  "Fish and guests smell in three days."
OFFLINE 1.52  "For fools rush in where angels fear to tre
OFFLINE 1.52  "Friends come and go but enemies accumulate
OFFLINE 1.52  "From sharp minds come pointed heads."
OFFLINE 1.52  "Gay Whales Against the Bomb!"
OFFLINE 1.52  "Genuine imitation placebos anybody?"
OFFLINE 1.52  "Get out of the road, if you want to grow o
OFFLINE 1.52  "Give your child mental blocks for Christma
OFFLINE 1.52  "Golf is a good walk spoiled."
OFFLINE 1.52  "Golfer: A person who hits and tells."
OFFLINE 1.52  "Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to school."
OFFLINE 1.52  "Good girls get Heaven; bad girls, the worl
OFFline mail makes Sysops happy.
OH #* &!!  YOU DID IT JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU!!!
OH DEAR, THERE'S A PENGUIN ON THE TELLY!
OH FOR GODS SAKES BUDDY ... SMARTEN UP?!?!?!
OH GOSH!  I forgot to grow up!
OH NO!  NOT THE CUMFY CHAIR!!!
OH NO!  Not ANOTHER learning experience!
OH NO! I overslept! I'M LATE! For my nap. Z.  Garfield
OH NO! IT'S THE FAT SL*GS!
OH NO! It's Bette Midler
OH NO! My eyes have stuck to this monitor!
OH NO! off topic AGAIN delete message quick...too late its gone!
OH NO!!  You did it just like I told you to!!
OH NO, NOT MEGAWEAPON!
OH NO, my hard di?k has become a floppy (sigh)
OH NO, my wife burned the rice crispies--AGAIN!!
OH NOOOOOOOO! My computer's caught Windows!
OH WOW! A PUPPY!! - Andy
OH YES
OH YES! SHOVE IT! SHOVE IT! - Mutant Raccoon
OH no the Dip!  Roger Rabit
OH!  This is simply MAR-velous! - Don Bruce
OH! Dont touch the modem there, thats it's ,um, nice spot!
OH! Give a man a heart attack! - Ted Bullpit, Kingswood Country
OH! I posted a bunch of taglines with different keywords. I hope that yo
OH! Is the great Servo going to give us a morality lesson?
OH! It's YOU, Bob!
OH! No not YOU again!
OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!
OH! This is simply MAR-velous! - Don Bruce
OH!!!  Gravity Works! -- Batty Coda
OH, NO! Can't Operate! AMA License Expired!
OH, NO, nurse, I told you to prick his boil!
OH, TAGLINES. I thought you said check out your TANLINES
OH, then you are one of those FYBITS, type of SysOps. perfect.
OHHHHH! I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener! (EVERYBODY!)
OHHHHH!!!!! &lt;g&gt; ... No, not at the zoo. &lt;g&gt;
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that hurt  -- Iago
OHIO IS NOT THE HEART OF IT ALL -- G. Voinovich
OHMIGOD!  He's got the precious cable TV cable! - Homer Simpson
OHMYGOD! HELP! I'M THINKING OF BUYING ANOTHER COMPUTER!
OHMYGOD! HELP! I'M THINKING OF BUYING SOMETHING
OHNOSECOND - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake
OHSHUT!MYSPACEBARUSBROKENANDSOMEONESWUTCHEDMYFICKUNGKEYS!
OI: Vey
OIC                   Oh, I See
OIC....................Oh, I see ...
OIL REFINERS do it crudely.
OJ - Sports hero to the Manson family
OJ ALIBI SANDWICH: FULL OF BALONEY BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE BUYING IT.
OJ DID walk! Tom said, jurisprudently
OJ REMARRIES!!! Wants another stab at it!
OJ Simpson Trial, See dis? De year de Great Bore came upon us all.  What
OJ Simpson Trial: The year the Great Bore came upon us all..
OJ didn't do it....I saw it on Hardcopy!!!
OJ engaged again.  Thought he'd take another stab at it.
OJ favorite hobby? Fishing for Cut Throat Salmon.
OJ for Starburst Fruit Chews - "The Juice is Loose !"
OJ got a new contract-- with Ginsu!
OJ legal expense #6: One jumbo jar of hand swelling cream.
OJ remarries: wants to take another stab at it.
OJ video informerical...SELLING the truth...not telling the truth.
OJ virus #2: your keyboard only has a slash key.
OJ walked - Reeve got the chair
OJ who?
OJ will walk, Tom said cluelessly.
OJ will walk, Tom said cluelessly. He *DID* walk! Tom said judiciously.
OJ's Email address:  enter.slash.slash.backslash.escape
OJ's Genius jury ... read 47,000 pages of testimony in 3 hours.
OJ's favorite hobby? Fishing for cut throat salmon!
OJ's new Email Address:  / \ &lt;Esc&gt;
OJ:  Hang him or free him but just get him off my TV!
OJ: He'd never cut to the left.
OK - I poll with 2400...write short :-)
OK BeebleFroikin, hold it right there. We've got you covered!
OK Bob-for $1000 & the bag of reds, what's your name?Bob?
OK DIE -  a NH `Live free or Die' automobile tag
OK DIE ;on a NH 'Live free or Die' automobile.
OK Dear, I'll turn it off 'IN JUST A MINUTE' [sigh]
OK Honey, I'll drop the modem if you drop the gun
OK I'm weird! But I'm saving up to become eccentric.
OK Let's try it. What harm can it d
OK Let's try it. What harm can it d.....................
OK Mom, I'm going to hypnotize you now, said Tom transparently.
OK OK OK I admit it
OK OK OK I admit it.....
OK OK SO THEY WERe ALL STOLEN HOW ABOUt THESE!!!
OK OK. I'll DO IT. Don't just tell my mother
OK Scottie, a jokes a joke, now beam down my clothes
OK Scotty, NOW!  Detonate and energize!  I mean.......
OK Scotty, NOW! Detonate and energize! Uh, I mean
OK Scotty, detonate and energize NOW! No, wait, I mean
OK So I "Borrowed" a few....well ....most of them!!
OK Who put WinBlows 95 on my systgfhegjsd*^&*^FYUTR*^&%H NO CARRIER
OK fo schoolboy to masturbateas long as it not against Principal
OK guys! Now get out your instruments. And I don't mean
OK guys, let me down!  I was only kidding! - Christ, on the cross
OK guys, let me down.  I was only kidding. - Jesus on the cross
OK joke's over! Where's President Bush?
OK kids come and get your Bambiburgers-hey why is everyone crying?
OK ladies!  Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!
OK ladies, no spraying - Tom on Panther vs. Leopard fight
OK then and good sailing -Dr. Forrester w/semaphore flags
OK then, why DO rocket scientists count backwards???
OK who put pitta bread in the disk drive?
OK you guys..who swiped my Blackbird keys??
OK!   I admit it.  I'm just here for the sexual thrill
OK!  Who broke the copier?  Palms up everyone... palms up!
OK! Enough with the significant looks! - Mike
OK! I admit it. I'm just here for the sexual thrill.
OK! I give up--I win!
OK! I sent the check, honestly, I did!
OK! I'll make the coffee. Where d'you get the water from?
OK! OK! I'm just learning
OK! OK! So he called her a bitch! Its a Newt point.
OK! Second star on the right and then WHERE??
OK! Who started this!!!
OK!!!...I'll come to bed in a MINUTE!......NOT!!!
OK!!...I Failed as proof-reader for M & M's
OK!Youcanstealmytaglinesbutgivemebackmydamnspacebar!
OK, *WHO* ordered the aardvark?!
OK, Beavis-Power down daddy's computer and go to bed
OK, Cody, now you get to decide whether I win or lose! - EWJ
OK, Crow. This is a really, really big deal - Mike
OK, DON'T kill me. 'Sure could go for a sandwich - Tom
OK, GECO won, for getting the most taglines made just for him
OK, I admit it--_I_ was the one who made those crop circles in England
OK, I admit. I'm an undercover angel. I left my wings back home.
OK, I have an opinion, but it's still wet behind the ears
OK, I know what the speed of light is, but whats the speed of dark?
OK, I pulled the pin. Now what?   Hey, where're you going?
OK, I use taglines, but I don't inhale
OK, I'll keep my mind open for that
OK, I'll play your [darn] guitar. -Eddie Van Halen
OK, I'm confused.  More than normal, that is.
OK, I'm gonna turn you into Shields & Yarnell - Mike
OK, I'm weird ! But I'm saving up to be eccentric
OK, I'm wierd -- but I'm saving up to be eccentric!
OK, Lady! That's MOM. M-O-M. Mom! Ok, lady!
OK, Leah @TOLAST@, let's see your Tagline hunting permit!
OK, Mermaid lady! - Mindy
OK, Mom; I'll turn if OFF IN A MINUTE!!...[sigh]
OK, Newt's got power, are we better off?
OK, OK, right after this one it's back to the topic
OK, Orville, let's see your tagline hunting permit!
OK, PC is BS FUBAR!
OK, Scotty, NOW!  Detonate and energize!  I mean
OK, Sherlock, who dunnit? - Hawkeye to BJ
OK, Spunky, sit up. Play dead. Bend the spoon with your thoughts. -Hef
OK, YOU'VE REACHED THE BOTTOM OF THE MESSAGE.  WAKE UP!!!
OK, You! Hand over your Anime taglines before I change into a panda!
OK, bite down! - Crow as kid puts head in whale's mouth
OK, but they can't shed on the furniture - Crow
OK, cat, go ahead and sniff there, but don't you dare start lic YEOW!
OK, cute gag, now PUT DOWN THAT HAMMER! -Jesus
OK, do it quick. Get it over with - Mike as trampy girl
OK, everyone set w/the primace of the movie? - Mike
OK, here is a question... Where ARE your tanlines...?
OK, if I can't be Napoleon, I'll be Speaker
OK, if you're so darn clever, YOU write an original tag
OK, joke's over.  Where's President Bush?
OK, kids, come and get your Bambiburgers - hey, why is everyone crying?
OK, lady!"--Mindy "No, Mom!"--Mindy's mom "OK lady, love you bye bye!
OK, let's see your tagline hunting permit!
OK, make a sentence from these words: face sodding your shut
OK, my duck is taped,,,now what?
OK, my mother wears combat boots, but your father wears high heel shoes!
OK, my mother wears combat boots, but your father wears high heel shoes!
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard
OK, now try the next step: Type "DEL *.*"... It always works
OK, now will you unchain me from this keyboard!!
OK, ok! Good pet! - Scratchansniff
OK, ok, I won't enforce it since it isn't in the rules... (yet)  :-}
OK, screw buzzing - Mike as ditzy girl
OK, so I am weird, but I am saving up to be eccentric!
OK, so I don't descend from anyone....now what??
OK, so I use taglines, but I don't inhale!
OK, so I'm crazy.  But I'm saving up to be eccentric.
OK, so I'm male, but if we can't laugh at ourselves
OK, so I'm not very good at thinking up taglines.
OK, so I'm weird!  But I'm saving up to be eccentric
OK, so I've got an attitude.  Can we talk anyway?
OK, so he would have billed her afterwards
OK, so life isn't fair. But why isn't it ever unfair in my favour ?
OK, so that last one wasn't TMBG related, but oh well.
OK, so the filter wasn't running on the gene pool that night
OK, so the ogre has me in a bear hug?  Great!  I'll fireb
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
OK, so why isn't is spelled "Fonix"?
OK, so you're a Ph.D.  Just don't touch anything
OK, squeal piggy! - Mike as girls attack guy
OK, the first thing we'll do is strangle the Kender.
OK, the topic header was to get your attention
OK, very funny, Scotty.  Now beam down my clothes.
OK, we get it. The cycle of friggin' life - Crow
OK, we get together later and frag Shari Lewis
OK, where did I put that tagline? &lt;FidoBelch&gt;
OK, which of you feminizts put the white-out on my screen? 
OK, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
OK, who put the white-out on my screen?
OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
OK, you can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about the heat
OK.  A Spider is a Webster.I can live with that.-Frank Palmer
OK.  Hold it right there!
OK. Double whip-out at 4000 feet! - Crow on skydivers
OK. I got a life. Now, what do I do with it?
OK. I'm going back on topic, I swear.
OK. Lets' love - Crow boredly
OK. it was my evil twin who wrote that message
OK...Jokes over, Where's Bush?
OK...heads, I eat this thing, and tails, I roll in it.  - Leo
OK?  OK?  I think we can do better than that!  -- Frank
OKAY!  This isn't funny anymore.  I give up - where am I?
OKAY! Who put sand in the vaseline?!?!?!
OKAY!!  Turn on the sound ONLY for TRYNEL CARPETING, FULLY-EQUIPPED R.V.'S and FLOATATION SYSTEMS!!
OKAY, WHO PUT THE "STOP PAYMENT" ON MY REALITY CHECK?
OKAY, what is wrong now?
OKAYthis isn't funny anymore.  I give upwhere am I?
OKIDATA:  Quality Assurance by Japan
OKKKKAAAYY!! I say ev'rything, but DO NOT delete my VGA Planets
OKP: On your Knees and Pray!
OKlahoma, it's in Oklahoma.
OKlahoma, shut-up and drive.
OKlahoma, trees are made of wood.
OKyoucansnagmyrecipesbutgivemebackmybloodyspacebar!
OKyoucanstealmytaglinesbutgivemebackmybloodyspacebar!
OL  "Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."
OLAY, olay... feelin' Hot , Hot HOT!! - TEC
OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just loose their faculties.
OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balance
OLD ACCOUNTS never die, they are deleted
OLD ACTORS never die, they just drop a part
OLD AGE: Better than the alternative
OLD ALCAHOLICS/DRUG ADDICTS never die, they just get wasted
OLD ANTHROPOLOGISTS never die, they just become history
OLD ARCHERS never die, they just bow and quiver
OLD ARCHITECTS never die, they just lose their structures
OLD ASSETS never die, they just depreciate
OLD ASTRONAUTS never die, they just go to another world
OLD ATOMS never die, they just decay
OLD BANKERS never die, they just lose interest
OLD BANKERS never die, they just want to be a loan
OLD BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go batty
OLD BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just run their last lap
OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribbling
OLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they just buzz off
OLD BIKERS never die, but they're hard on tires
OLD BIOLOGISTS never die, they just ferment away
OLD BLONDES never fade, they just dye away
OLD BOOKKEEPERS never die, they just lose their figures
OLD BOOKS never die, they just go out-of-print
OLD BOWLERS never die, they just end up in the gutter
OLD BRAKES never die, they just grind down
OLD BRIDGE PLAYERS never die, they just lose their finesse
OLD BRIDGE PLAYERS never die, they just sit around on their fat aces
OLD BUDGETS never die, they are fillibustered
OLD BUREAUCRATS never die, they just waste away
OLD BURGLARS never die, they just steal away!
OLD BUSINESSES never die, they just get consolidated
OLD CANNERS never die, they are preserved
OLD CARS never die, they just get run into the ground
OLD CASHIERS never die, they just check out
OLD CHAUFFEURS never die, they just lose their drive
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just do it inorganically
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just fail to react
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just lose their refluxes
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just reach equilibrium
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just smell that way
OLD CLEANING PEOPLE never die, they just kick the bucket
OLD COMPOSERS never die, they just decompose
OLD COMPUTER PEOPLE never die, they just lose their memory
OLD COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte the dust
OLD COOKS never die, they just get deranged
OLD COURIERS never die, they just keep on EXPRESSing it!
OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expire
OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled over
OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get smashed for six
OLD DANCERS never die, they just step away
OLD DAREDEVILS never die, they just get discouraged
OLD DEANS never die, they just lose their faculties
OLD DENTISTS never die, they just lose their pull
OLD DIETERS never die, they just waist away
OLD DIVERS never die, they just extend their bottom time
OLD DIVERS never die, they just flop
OLD DIVERS never die, they just get board
OLD DIVERS never die, they just lose their spring
OLD DOCTORS never die, they just lose their patience
OLD EDITORS do it with a red pen
OLD ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS never die, they just have slower rise times
OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it Hz
OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contact
OLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die, they go on, and on, and on
OLD ENGINEERS never die, they just lose their bearings
OLD ENGLISH MAJORS do it with Strunk and White
OLD ENOUGH TO READ THE NEXT POST? ID please.
OLD ENVIRONMENTALISTS never die, they are just recycled
OLD ESKIMOES never die, they just get cold feet
OLD EXORCISTS never die, they just give up the ghost
OLD FARMERS never die, they just go to seed
OLD FARMERS never die, they just spade away
OLD FATHERS never die, they just become grandfathers
OLD FISHERMEN never die, their rods just go limp
OLD FISHERMEN never die, they just get reel tired
OLD FISHERMEN never die, they just smell that way
OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zone
OLD FOOTBALLERS never die, they just kick the bucket
OLD FORESTERS never die, they just pine away
OLD FRIDGE REPAIRMEN never die, they just blow their cool
OLD FROGS NEVER DIE...BUT THEY DO CROAK.
OLD FROGS never die, they just croak
OLD FRUIT never die, it just pear-ishes
OLD GARAGEMEN never die, they just retire
OLD GEOLOGISTS never die, they just recrystalize
OLD GHOST TOWNS never die, they become desolate
OLD GOAL UMPIRES never die, they just get flagged down
OLD GOLFERS never die, they just lose their balls
OLD GOLFERS never die, they just lose their drive
OLD GRAPHIC ARTISTS never die, they just de-rez
OLD GYMNASTS never die, they just take longer to mount
OLD HAMS never die, they just get grounded
OLD HARDWARE ENGINEERS never die, they just cache in thei
OLD HELSINKI TOURISTS never die, they just vanish into Finn Air
OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail away.
OLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell that way.
OLD HOCKEY PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goal
OLD HOMEBREWERS never die, they just ferment away
OLD HUNTERS never die, they just stay LOADED
OLD HYPOCHONDRIACS never die, they just imagine it
OLD HYPOCHONDRIACS never die, they just lose their grippe.
OLD IMMORTALS [vampires, whatever] never die, they just...don't
OLD INTERPRETERS (for the deaf) never die, they just sign off
OLD INVESTORS never die, they just roll over.
OLD IS NEEDING A FIRE PERMIT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE
OLD JOKES never die, they just get retold by the young
OLD JOURNALISTS never die, they just get de-pressed
OLD KAYAKERS never die, they just roll back over, and do it again
OLD KEY PUNCH OPERATORS never die, they just punch out.
OLD KIDS never die, they just adulterate
OLD KIDS never die, they just grow up
OLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils
OLD LASER PHYSICISTS never die, they just become incohere
OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their appeal
OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their briefs
OLD LIBRARIANS never die, their computers have Fatal Errors
OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just check out
OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just get re-shelved
OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just lose their references
OLD LIGHT BULBS never die, they just blink out
OLD LIMBO DANCERS never die, they just go under.
OLD LINGUISTS never die, they just rearrange their deep structures
OLD MACDONALD BOUGHT THE FARM, E I E I O
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just disappear.
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just float away
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just make a big production
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change color
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they're just fooling themselves
OLD MAID  One who has given up all hope of giving in.
OLD MAIDS count on fingers, but young girls count on legs
OLD MATH TEACHERS never die, they just reduce to lowest terms
OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just disintegrate
OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just go off on a tangent
OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just lose some functions
OLD MEDIUMS never die, they are just visiting their friends
OLD MERCENARIES never die, they find someone else to take their place
OLD MERCENARIES never die, they just go to hell to regroup
OLD METEORS never die, they just burn up
OLD MILKMAIDS never die, they just lose their whey.
OLD MINISTERS never die -- they just go out to pastor
OLD MP's never die, they just attain peerage
OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just decompose
OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played out
OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just go from bar to bar.
OLD NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS never die, they just go off-line
OLD NUMERICAL ANALYSTS never die, they just get disarrayed.
OLD OWLS never die, they just don't give a hoot
OLD PACIFISTS never die, they just go to peaces.
OLD PARADOXES never die, they just become enigmas
OLD PC: "Make it so."        New PC: "Do it!"
OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they get sent to the old focus home
OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they just stop developing
OLD PILOTS never die, they just buzz off
OLD PILOTS never die, they just go to a higher plane
OLD PLANETS never die, they just lose their attraction
OLD PLASTIC never dies, they just recycle it
OLD PLUMBERS never die, they just go down the drain.
OLD POLICEMEN never die, they just cop out.
OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zip.
OLD PRINTERS never die, they're just not the type.
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte it
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just decompile.
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just get bugged with life.
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just go to bits.
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just loose their memory.
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just move to new addresses.
OLD PROGRAMMING WIZARDS never die, they just recurse
OLD PROPANE TANKS never die, they just run out of gas
OLD PROSITUTES never die, they just fake away
OLD PUNTERS never die, they just go horse
OLD QUARTERBACKS never die, they just fade back and pass
OLD QUILTERS never die, they just go to pieces
OLD QUILTERS never die, they just go under cover
OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receiving
OLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derail.
OLD RAIN PUDDLES never die, they just dry up
OLD SAILORS never die, they just get a little "DINGHY"
OLD SAILORS never die, they just lose their porpoise
OLD SALESMEN never die, they just go out of commission
OLD SCHOOLS never die, they just lose their principals
OLD SCOTS never die, but they can be kilt.
OLD SCULPTORS never die, they just lose their marbles.
OLD SEAMSTRESSES never die, they just come to the point 
OLD SEERS never die, they just lose their vision
OLD SEWAGE WORKERS never die, they just waste away
OLD SHEETROCKERS (dry wallers) never die, they just hang around
OLD SHOES MAKERS never die, they just lose their sole.
OLD SKIERS never die, but they go downhill fast
OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goal
OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just lose their kick.
OLD SOLDIERS never die, they just fade away.
OLD SOLDIERS never die, they just smell that way
OLD SOLDIERS never die, young ones do
OLD SOURDOUGHS never die, they just ferment away
OLD SPELUNKERS never die, they just cave in.
OLD STEELMAKERS never die, they just lose their temper.
OLD STUDENTS never die, they just get degraded
OLD SWIMMERS never die, they just fall off their blocks.
OLD SWIMMERS never die, they just have a stroke.
OLD SWIMMERS never die, they just kick-off
OLD SYSTEM USERS never die, they just chdir to NULL
OLD TANNERS never die, they just go into hiding.
OLD TAPE DISPENSERS never die, they just get used up
OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their class
OLD TELEPHONES never die, they just stop ringing
OLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state -
OLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state of maximum entropy
OLD TIME RADIO: Peak the grid; dip the final; Tune for smoke !!
OLD TIRE TUBES never die, they just get punctured
OLD TRASH never dies, they just bury it
OLD TRIGONOMETRY TEACHERS never die, they just lose their identities
OLD TROMBONISTS never die - they just slide away
OLD TRUCK DRIVERS never die; they just get a new Peterbilt
OLD TV SHOWS never die, they just get rerun on Nickelodeon
OLD TV SOAP STARS never die, they become pathetic
OLD USENETTERS never die, they just become unresponsive.
OLD VACATIONERS never die, they just don't come back
OLD VIOLINISTS never die - they just become unstrung.
OLD VOICEMAIL SYSTEMS never die, they just stop answering
OLD WANTS never die, they become needs
OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out of time.
OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just unwind.
OLD WEATHERMEN never die, they reign forever.
OLD WHITE WATER RAFTERS never die, they just get disgorged
OLD WOOL COATS never die, they just become mothballed
OLD WRESTLERS never die, they just lose their grip.
OLD YACHTSMEN never die, they just keel over.
OLD: Wine,Women,Song. NEW:Coffee,Computers,CD's.
OLD?  Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
OLD? Your eyes won't get much worse,,,
OLDS        - Old Ladies Driving Slowly
OLDS        - Old Ladies Driving Slowly
OLDS        - Old Ladies Driving Slowly
OLDSMOBILE  - Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
OLDSMOBILE: - Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
OLDSMOBILE: Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infa
OLICE TAGLINE-DON'T CROSS-POLICE TAGLINE-DON'T CROSS-POLI
OLIVE OYL - Always The Extra Virgin
OLIVER'S LAW OF LOCATION - No matter where you are, there you are.
OLX 2.1 TD   Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
OLX does everything but think up new taglines
OLX does more by 9:00am that other readers do all day!
OLX snags recipes..not me!
OLX steals Taglines..... not me!
OLX's quick exit just trashed my 3000 byte Taglines file.
OLX3.0? "I'm hearing November." --Mustang Sally
OLX: On the cutting edge of information transfer
OLX: On the cutting edge of software evolution.
OMC: Obscene Message to Console
OMC: Overheat Memory Chip
OMEGA1: on a Jaguar Xj6.
OMEN!!! P'raps CONTROV, or HOLY_SMOKE?
OMEN, n.  A sign that something will happen if nothing happens.
OMEN.ZIPgreat program, no docs, but fun to unzip!
OMEN: Sign that something will happen if nothing happens
OMIGOD!  I just shot Marvin in the head!  -- Vincent Vega
OML: Obey Murphy's Laws
OMNIS CALORUM BURROS SUM.
ON  K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY In a Hall of Fame opened to honor outstanding women soldiers. It was a Wac's museum
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY In a baseball game was held at a National Park campground. They pitched a tent
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY In a poultry farmer put his money in the bank and opened a chicken account
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY In the first Army dental unit was formed. They had a good drill team
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY In the first bank without tellers opened. It was for people who believe money talks
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY In the first twins were born on America on a two's day
ON a BBS, noone can hear you scream
ON-SCREEN!  ON-SCREEN!  LET'S SEE IT! - Picard
ON:  Dumb Graduate of Oxford
ONCE = ACCIDENT    TWICE = COINCIDENCE    THRICE = ENEMY ACTION
ONCE I FELT A NEED TO BELONG AND BE ACCEPTED.  Fortunately, I got over it
ONCE, adv.  Enough.
ONCE=ACCIDENT. TWICE=COINCIDENCE. THRICE=ENEMY ACTION.
ONE DEAD UNJUGGED RABBIT FISH LATER
ONE LIFE TO LIVE for ALL MY CHILDREN in ANOTHER WORLD all THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES
ONE NATION UNDER SURVEILANCE
ONE OFFICIAL LANGUAGE......ENGLISH.
ONE OFFICIAL LANGUAGE......ENGLISH.
ONE SLICE OF STRAWBERRY TART WITHOUT SO MUCH RAT IN IT LATER
ONLINE ? Good! Hit &lt;ALT-H&gt; to take the I.Q. Test
ONLINE:  Computerese for "The damn board finally answered!"
ONLINE?  Good!  Hit &lt;ALT-H&gt; to take the I.Q. Test.
ONLINE?  Hit &lt;ALT-H&gt; for a quick I.Q. Test.
ONLINE? Good! Hit &lt;ALT-H&gt; to take the I.Q. Test
ONLINE? Hit &lt;ALT+H&gt; for a quick I.Q. Test!
ONLY 2 KINDS OF PEOPLE--ONES THAT OWN HARLEYS--& ONES WHO WISH THEY DID
ONLY Taglines are on-topic here.  Please don't drag me off-topic again.
ONLY Taglines are on-topic here.  Please don't drag me off-topic again.
ONLY criminals and tyrants fear Gun Control
ONLY good cat is a stir fried cat" - Alf
ONLY recipes are on-topic here.  Please don't drag me off-topic again.
OO          Headlights on msg
OO  Many kiss the hand that they wish cut off.
OOCH! OUCH! OW! Crack vials underfoot! - Outland
OOH! Papa Smurf, NOBODY's ever touched me like THAT before!
OOOH! BAD IDEA, CHARLES! BAD IDEA! - Buddy
OOOH, baby....do me like you done before
OOOHHH, does this feel good, @FN ejaculated
OOOHHHHH!!!  Birdzilla returns!  Don't let him eat me!!
OOOOH!  That's GOTTA hurt!
OOOOH! INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!!
OOOOOH, I'll keelhaul you for this! - Yosemite Sam
OOOOOOOHHHHH!!! That feeeels ssoooo gooood!.
OOOOOOOOO - A condom chorus line
OOOOOOOOOOO &lt;----- A condom chorus line!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO crap
OOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma: Where the wind goes whistling down the plain.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma: Where the wind goes whistling down the plain.
OOOOOhhhh.. I'm too pooped to poop
OOOOOoooo Can you get more disgusting?!? -The Tick
OOOOooo Big man, pick on the brainy kid... -Charles
OOOOoooooooooh!  Such power!  I love it!
OOOPS DID'N MEAN TO PUSH THA@#$#%%$#$###$NO CARRIER
OOOPS!  Gotta run.  Cat's caught in the printer again!
OOOPS!... I just tried to steal my own tagline
OOOPS!I just tried to snag my own recipe
OOOPS!I just tried to steal my own tagline....
OOOooo Mucus, The scourge of mankind. -The Tick
OOOooohyou meant PLAY DEADI'm sorry I shot it.
OOOoooo. Plane ride. - The Tick
OOOooooOOOOooohhhhhh...... do you know what a PING does to a Goddess????
OOP             Out Of Print
OOP   Out Of Print
OOP -&gt; OOWeeh
OOP COBOL: ADD 1 TO COBOL GIVING COBOL
OOPS!  Hit the wrong F key again
OOPS!  I just tried to steal my own tagline!!
OOPS!  I sit corrected!!  Lay it to old-timer's ailment.
OOPS! ---SDI software engineer
OOPS! Hit the wrong F'ing key again...
OOPS! I gotta go, here comes my keeper!
OOPS! I stepped in something,      ..... GUI
OOPS, just had to duck a flying pig! - Don Horton
OOPS:  I just got a C++ compiler!
OOPS:  Not just for klutzes anymore
OOPs! This is C++, not C!
OOPs, I stepped on a GUI!
OOT OF ALL EVIL. Send me $20 for more info
OOTC            Obligatory On Topic Comment
OOTC: We don' need no steenkin' OOTC!
OOTQ            Obligatory On Topic Quote
OOTS black, WELL!!
OOTT: Operations Other Than Tagging
OOoohh Baby, Baby!
OOooo!  Been fondling your ice cream bowl, hmmm?
OPCODE: AAR = Alter at Random
OPCODE: AND = Accelerate Noisy Disk
OPCODE: AWTT = Assemble with Tinker Toys
OPCODE: BF = Belch Fire
OPCODE: BMR = Branch Multiple Registers
OPCODE: CAPH = Convert All Prime numbers to Hex
OPCODE: CBNC = Close, but no Cigar
OPCODE: CLBR = Clobber Register
OPCODE: CLBRI = Clobber Register Immediately
OPCODE: CLD = Close Logical Door
OPCODE: CMPSW = Copy Multiple Programs to Standard Window
OPCODE: CNB = Cause Nervous Breakdown
OPCODE: COLB = Crash for Operator's Lunch Break
OPCODE: CPPR = Crumple Printer Paper and Rip
OPCODE: CZZC = Convert Zone to Zip Code
OPCODE: DMPK = Destroy Memory Protect Key
OPCODE: DOC = Drive Operator Crazy
OPCODE: EXOP = Execute Operator
OPCODE: EXPP = Execute Political Prisoner
OPCODE: FLI = Flash Lights Impressively
OPCODE: FSM = Fold, Spindle and Mutilate
OPCODE: FSRA = Forms Skip and Run Away
OPCODE: HCF = Halt and Catch Fire
OPCODE: HLT = Hide Last Term paper
OPCODE: IAE = Ignore All Exceptions
OPCODE: IIB = Ignore Inquiry and Branch
OPCODE: INT = Invade Next Terminal
OPCODE: IRET = Ignore Request and Explode Terminal
OPCODE: JO = Jail Owner
OPCODE: JP = Junk Program
OPCODE: MWAG = Make Wild-Assed Guess
OPCODE: PVLC = Punch Variable Length Card
OPCODE: RA = Randomize Answer
OPCODE: RASC = Read and Shred Card
OPCODE: RCB = Read Command Backwards
OPCODE: RDA = Refuse to Disclose Answer
OPCODE: RDB = Run Disk Backwards
OPCODE: ROC = Randomize Op Codes
OPCODE: SAP = Sharpen Light Pen
OPCODE: SQPC = Sit Quietly and Play With Your Crayons
OPCODE: SRDR = Shift Right Double Ridiculous
OPCODE: SRSD = Seek Record and Scar Disk
OPCODE: SRT = Steal Roy's Taglines
OPCODE: SSJ = Select Stacker and Jam
OPCODE: STA = Store Anywhere
OPCODE: STROM = Store in Read-only Memory
OPCODE: TARC = Take Arithmetic Review Course
OPCODE: TPDH = Tell Programmer to Do it Himself.
OPCODE: TTA = Try, Try Again
OPCODE: UER = Update and Erase Record
OPCODE: ULDA = Unload Accumulator
OPCODE: UP = Understand Program
OPCODE: UPCI = Update Card In Place
OPCODE: WBT = Water Binary Tree
OPCODE: WEMG = Write Eighteen Minute Gap
OPCODE: WF = Wait Forever
OPCODE: WHFO = Wait Until Hell Freezes Over
OPCODE: WSWW = Work in Strange and Wondrous Ways
OPCODE: WWLR = Write Wrong-Length Record
OPCODE: ZAR = Zero Alternate Registers
OPCODE: ZAR = Zero Any Register
OPEN THE REST ROOM DOORS, HAL.    HAL!    Never mind
OPEN THE REST ROOMS DOORS, HAL.
OPEN-COLLAR WORKERS: People who work at home or telecommute
OPERA:  People singing when they should be talking.
OPERA: A place where a guy gets stabbed in the back and s
OPERA: A place where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it
OPERA: A place where anything too dumb to be spoken is sung.
OPERA: People singing when they should be talking.
OPERA: where one gets stabbed in the back and sings about dying
OPERATER ERROR.. (A)bort (R)etry (G)ive up...
OPERATER ERROR.. (A)bort (R)etry (S)hoot...
OPERATER ERROR:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)ive up
OPERATER ERROR:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hoot
OPERATING SYSTEM : What you have after a meal of prunes.
OPERATIONS does it with precise execution.
OPERATOR - Personnel used for entering errors into a computer.
OPERATOR ERROR.. (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hoot
OPERATOR ERROR: "Nyah, Nyah, Na Na, Nyah!"
OPERATOR does it automatically.
OPERATOR does it in the CTY.
OPERATOR! Trace this call and tell me where I am.
OPERATOR: Mountain Dew-consumer using data-consumer
OPERATORS do it person-to-person.   
OPERATORS mount everything
OPERATORS push the right buttons.
OPERATORS really know how to mount it.
OPI: Order Pizza Immediately
OPINION: Where "moderation" means "attack."
OPL:  Obvious Panty Line
OPP: Order Pizza for Programmer
OPPORTUNITY " You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
OPPORTUNITY, n.  A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.
OPPOSE, v.  To assist with obstructions and objections.
OPRAH VIRUS: You'll lose 300mb, but don't worry; it won't last.
OPTIMIST - someone trying to buy Win95 on 360k floppies for his XT
OPTIMIST A pregnant girl who rubs vanishing cream on her tummy.
OPTIMIST(n):pessimist who missed the basic point.
OPTIMIST, n.  A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
OPTIMIST: A guy without much experience
OPTIMISTS do it without a doubt.
OPTOMETRISTS do it eyeball-to-eyeball, since they always see eye-to-eye.
OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face
OPUP - To push one's glasses back on the nose.
OR  Oxymoron: Peace keeper missile.
OR ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE COUNTRY !
ORAL Roberts. With a name like that, we shoulda known!
ORAL SEX - one slip of the tongue and you're in sh*t!
ORAL SEX..Means sticking it in your ear
ORCHESTRAL SUITES: Naughty women who follow touring orchestras
ORDER NOW!  Turn messages to taglines in 1EZ-STEP! (GW)
ORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFN
OREGON:  As pretty as California but not as weird
ORG.ASM NOT FOUND - (R)etry (F)ake it?
ORG.ASM Not Found.  Wife not happy!
ORG.ASM Not Found.  Wife/girlfriend not happy!
ORG.ASM not found ! Fake it (Y)es, (N)o ?
ORG.ASM not found!  Fondle any key to retry
ORG.ASM not found, Girlfriend not happy.
ORG.ASM not found.  Should I fake it? (Y)(N)
ORG.ASM not found.  Wife not happy!
ORG.ASM not found. G!rl not happy!
ORG.ASM not found. Girlfriend NOT happy!
ORG.ASM not found. Girlfriend not happy...
ORG.ASM not found. Should I fake it (Y)es (N)o (R)etry?
ORG.ASM not found. Wife *very* unhappy
ORG.ASM not found... (R)etry, (F)ake it?
ORG.ASM not found; Wife VERY unhappy!
ORGANIC: Church Musician!!
ORGANISTS do it with both hands and both feet.
ORGANISTS pull out all the stops and do it with their feet
ORGASM..Person who accompanies the church choir
ORGASM.COM not found.  Should I fake it?
ORGASM.CUM not found.... should I fake it?  (Y/n)
ORGASM.EXE not found!   Fake it (Y/n)?
ORGASM.EXE not found.  Should I fake it? (Y/N)
ORGASM.EXE not found. Copy COCK.COM C:\MOUTH (y/n) ?
ORGASM.EXE not found. Insert LIPS.COM in drive AHH:
ORGASM.EXE not found. Insert program LIPS.COM into drive A&gt;
ORGASM.HER not found. Action: (A)bort (R)etry (F)ake?
ORGASM.SYS not found.  Should I fake it? (Y/N)
ORIENTEERS do it in the woods.
ORIGAMY: Uncertain marital status.
ORIGINAL Tagline? What can I say in such a small space?
ORIGINALITY(n): undetected plagiarism
ORNITHOLOGISTS do the bird.
ORRIN HATCH VIRUS DETECTED; RUN 'EXORCIST'?
ORSON WELLES - All's well that ends Welles
ORTHODONTISTS do it with braces
ORTHODOX, n.  An ox wearing the popular religious joke.
ORTHOPEDISTS do it till it breaks.
ORVILLE & WILBUR - Dead: Two Wrights
OS Big Boss Speak With Firey Toungue
OS PEOPLE would do it if only they didn't 'deadlock'.
OS means Operating System.  Windows means pains
OS-9/68000 -- The only *real* operating system
OS-DEBATE Mantra:  Platforms that do not run DOOM are irrelevant.
OS/ virus scan: Windows found - delete? (Y/y)
OS/2    That's half an operating system...?
OS/2   To be or not to be Not to be!
OS/2   half an operating system!
OS/2  - Brought to you by the creators of MSX Basic!
OS/2  32-bit Object Orientated Operating System.      (Team OS/2)
OS/2  MS-DOS/1  Wintendo/0
OS/2 ! Contributing Editor for "OS/2 Monthly"
OS/2 (Half an operating system??)
OS/2 + OS/2 = OS.
OS/2 - 100% FAT free!
OS/2 - A Not Ready For Prime Time Player
OS/2 - A way to make Windows unnecessary!
OS/2 - Because 32 bits are terrible things to waste!
OS/2 - Cause winbloze bloze!  &lt;Team MainDoor/2&gt;
OS/2 - Find out how Objects can make your Computing Easier!
OS/2 - From the people who brought you the 640 limit!
OS/2 - Half an OS, Windows - Not an OS. Take your Pick!!!
OS/2 - Half an operating system?
OS/2 - Half its OS tied behind its back... just to make it fair.
OS/2 - It opens up Windows and shuts up Gates!
OS/2 - It's like perfomance tires for your computer!
OS/2 - It's not just for breakfast anymore.
OS/2 - Mathematical formula describing 1/2 of an operating system
OS/2 - Not just another pretty program loader!
OS/2 - Not up and comming, Up and Running!
OS/2 - Oh Shucks, 2 times we made a BIG mistake
OS/2 - Opens up Windows and shuts up Gates.
OS/2 - Operates Safer/Too!
OS/2 - So you can be *productive* and yet - still play solitaire!
OS/2 - Superior OS for superior minds.
OS/2 - The Galaxy class starship of operating systems!
OS/2 - The Operating System of Champions!
OS/2 - The choice of a new generation
OS/2 - The only true 100% FAT free operating system
OS/2 - The operating system for the 21st century
OS/2 - The sane way to jump out of Windows!!!
OS/2 - The sliced bread of the computer world
OS/2 - Warp Drive for Windows.
OS/2 - What "Chicago" wants to be when it grows up
OS/2 - Windows done RIGHT!
OS/2 - Windows done right !
OS/2 - Windows with bullet-proof glass.
OS/2 - Your Brain  Windows - Your Brain on Drugs.
OS/2 - because YOU'RE not afraid of a few hundred bugs.
OS/2 - better Windows than Windows, better DOS than DOS.
OS/2 - don't leave \HOME without it!
OS/2 - drag me, drop me, make me feel like an object!
OS/2 - multitasking IN YOUR FACE!
OS/2 - operating system of the future!
OS/2 - the bOSs of Operating Systems!
OS/2 - the door to the future you can walk thru!
OS/2 - the only Virus SCAN 109 ignores
OS/2 - what DOS dreams of being.
OS/2 -&gt; Warp 3, Mr. Sulu
OS/2 -- Opens new Gates not seen through Windows!
OS/2 -- What "95" wants to be when it grows up.
OS/2 -- better Windows than Windows, better Dos than Dos.
OS/2 -- don't leave DOS without it!
OS/2 ... 32-bit beauty that's more than just skin-deep.
OS/2 ... Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
OS/2 ... half an operating system!
OS/2 ... opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
OS/2 .... What else?
OS/2 ..... ? I like problems !
OS/2 1/2 an operating system for 1/2 a computer
OS/2 2 ..Will it send DOS & Windows the way of CP/M ?????
OS/2 2.0 &lt;== This is your brain   Windows &lt;== Your brain on drugs.
OS/2 2.0 - The sane way to jump out of Windows!!!
OS/2 2.0 : IBM's answer to Windows-- "We give! Uncle!"
OS/2 2.0 ?  I'll believe it when I see it.
OS/2 2.0 ERROR. Purchase 486-50Mhz 32-meg to continue.
OS/2 2.0 ERROR:  Purchase 486-50 with 8 Meg to continue
OS/2 2.0 ERROR:  Purchase Amiga with 8 Meg to continue
OS/2 2.0 ERROR: Purchase 486-50 with 8 Meg to continue...
OS/2 2.0 VirusScan - Windows 3.1 found: Remove it? (Y/y)
OS/2 2.0 fixes broken windows.
OS/2 2.0 is a trojan!  Pass it on
OS/2 2.0! 2.0 is better than 1.
OS/2 2.0"=Your PC. "Windows"=Your PC on drugs. Questions?
OS/2 2.0, a 32 bit OS today... Not Tomorrow
OS/2 2.0.. so many bugs you could open a bait shop
OS/2 2.0..It puts hair on your CPU!
OS/2 2.0: Taking the wind out of Windows.
OS/2 2.0=Your PC. Windows=Your PC on drugs. Questions?
OS/2 2.0? I'll believe it when I see it.
OS/2 2.1 &lt;== This is your brain Windows &lt;== Your brain on drugs.
OS/2 2.1 - A Better DOS than the real thing
OS/2 2.1 - It's curtains for Windows!
OS/2 2.1 - Opens Up Windows and Shuts Up Gates
OS/2 2.1 - The coming of age of 32 bit computing!
OS/2 2.1 - the best Windows tip around!
OS/2 2.1 ... A Better Reason To Jump Out Of Windows
OS/2 2.1 .... Opens Windows - shuts Gates
OS/2 2.1 .... avoid broken Windows.
OS/2 2.1 A Better Reason To Jump Out Of Windows
OS/2 2.1 Borg Release: Resistance is Futile!
OS/2 2.1 Borg Release: Windows is Futile!
OS/2 2.1 Drag me, Drop me, Make me feel like an object!
OS/2 2.1 ERROR: Purchase 486-50 with 8 Meg to continue...
OS/2 2.1 Up and _RUNNING_ not just Up and Coming.
OS/2 2.11 - The coming of age of 32 bit computing!
OS/2 2.1: DOS 2.0/3.0/4.0/5.0 Windoze 2.0/3.0/3.1
OS/2 2.1: Love at first click
OS/2 2.1: Taking the wind out of Windows.
OS/2 2.1: UAE'nt seen nothin yet!
OS/2 2.1: Windows with bullet proof glass
OS/2 2.2 will be released when 2.1 finishes loading.
OS/2 2.x  - 100% FAT free!
OS/2 2.x: Taking the wind out of Windows
OS/2 3.0 Can be yours too!
OS/2 3.0 WARP, RA2.02+ and now IM2.29M it's gonna get better
OS/2 32-bit Object Orientated Operating System
OS/2 4.0 in August 1995? Heck thats before Windows95!
OS/2 : Bill Gates' worst nightmare !
OS/2 = DOS-DOS+PREEMPTIVE_MULTITASKING+GRAPHICS!
OS/2 = DOS-MICROSOFT+MULTITASKING+GRAPHICS!
OS/2 = Half an Operating System?  NO WAY!!!
OS/2 = Half an operating system.
OS/2 = Half of Operation System
OS/2 = Multitasking, Win 3.1 = Multi crashing.
OS/2 = OS%2 = Half an Operating System
OS/2 == SEX the first time
OS/2 ? I'll wait for GNU Hurd !
OS/2 ? What's that? Half of an Operating System?
OS/2 BBS:  All the nodes run on 1 computer
OS/2 Backup procedure: Remove the hard drive
OS/2 Definitely not your father's Oldsmobile
OS/2 Doing what windows can't
OS/2 ERROR: Please remove cat from drive A:.
OS/2 Error 006: Malicious error.  Windows found on drive.
OS/2 ErrorScan- "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"
OS/2 Everywhere -- landfills, septic tanks
OS/2 FIXES BROKEN WINDOWS
OS/2 Fat Man in a Slow Car
OS/2 For SMP: A six-lane expressway.
OS/2 HAS PROMISE! ...lots and lots of promises...
OS/2 HPFS: My hard disk went on a diet and lost it's FAT
OS/2 Half an Operating System?
OS/2 IS NOT a virus: viruses do something
OS/2 IS the OP/SYS of choice!  Internet:  sysop@at.com
OS/2 Installation Bunny: No go
OS/2 JUST SAY *NO*
OS/2 Means CURTAINS For Windows!
OS/2 OS/2C Error #003: You're joking... right?
OS/2 Resources, We don't need no stinkin resources
OS/2 SMP USERS can do it with multiple engines.
OS/2 Sighted at K-MART. Details at Eleven O' Clock
OS/2 Still confuses Big Blue
OS/2 THE solution for this small planet!
OS/2 To be or not to be... Not to be!
OS/2 USERS can do it in parallel.
OS/2 Undelete Help: Online Documentation Not found. (Real Smart, IBM!)
OS/2 V2.0  What's this?  A GUI for Yuppies!?
OS/2 V2.0: Windows with bullet proof glass.
OS/2 V2:  Curtains for Windows
OS/2 Version 2: Windows with bullet proof glass
OS/2 Version 2: taking the wind out of Windows
OS/2 VirScan - Windows found : Remove? (Y/y)
OS/2 ViruScan :: Windows found. Remove &lt;Y/n&gt;.
OS/2 ViruScan: Windows Found, Remove it? (Y/y)?
OS/2 Virus Scan: Found MS Windows, delete (Y/Y)
OS/2 Virus Scanner: WIN Virus found [R]emove or [R]emove?
OS/2 Virus checker. MS Windows found! Remove [Y,n]?
OS/2 Virus scan : Windows - do you wish to remove virus?
OS/2 Virus scan: Found Windows.  Delete it?
OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Disinfect? (Y/Y)"
OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y,y)"
OS/2 VirusScan:  Windows detected.  Delete?  (Y/y)
OS/2 VirusScan: WINDOWS detected. Delete? (Y/y)
OS/2 VirusScan: Windows found. Remove it? (Y/y)?
OS/2 Viruscan:  WARNING!  Virus found.  Deleting WIN.INI
OS/2 WARP - The sane way to jump out of windows.
OS/2 WARP: The choice of the next generation
OS/2 WIN UNIX  the Good, the Bad & the Ugly
OS/2 Warp - World Tour - 1995
OS/2 Warp ..Will it send DOS & Windows the way of CP/M ?????
OS/2 Warp ..Will it send DOS & Windows the way of the Commodore 64 ?????
OS/2 Warp VirusScan - Windows 95 found: Remove it? (Y/y)
OS/2 Warp does today what Microsoft might deliver in '98
OS/2 Warp does today what Microsoft wants to do in 1998!
OS/2 Warp found; (D)elete, (R)emove, (S)quash? (Y/N)
OS/2 Warp v. Win 95 - a NO-WIN situation.
OS/2 Warp v3: Windows with bullet proof glass
OS/2 Warp vs. Windows 95 is a NO-WIN situation.
OS/2 Warp! The wave of the future!
OS/2 Warp: Anything less would be uncivilized.
OS/2 Warp: IBM's bugfix for Micro$oft Windoze
OS/2 Warp: Logic, not magic.
OS/2 Warp: Not just another pretty program loader!
OS/2 Warp: Taking the wind out of Windows.
OS/2 Warp: Windows done RIGHT!
OS/2 am Morgen vertreibt Kummer und Sorgen
OS/2 an obtuse way to run Windows 3.1
OS/2 and PC-DOS 6.3 -- Microsoft free in '94!
OS/2 applications where? WIN applications EVERYWHERE!
OS/2 be *the* most stable opx~Re{ NO CARRIER
OS/2 call to load OS/2:  Soooo-eee_pig_pig_pig_pig
OS/2 changeover: Is debuggery acceptable with a consenting system?
OS/2 could mean "Obviously Superior." - John Dvorak
OS/2 didn't die... Windows NT did!
OS/2 didn't dieWIndows NT killed it!
OS/2 didn't dieWindows NT did!
OS/2 doesn't try to be everything to everybody... it already *IS*!
OS/2 error 666, it's posesed, now it's Windows
OS/2 fixes broken windows.
OS/2 for PS/2: half an operating system for half a comp
OS/2 for Windows adds usability to your Win-Machine
OS/2 for Windows does Windows from the outside if you hav
OS/2 for Windows: Better Windows If You Already Have Windows. --Fiedler.
OS/2 for Windows: The only way to REALLY patch Windows
OS/2 for Windows: just add Windows
OS/2 for the PS/2 (Half an operating system for half a computer)
OS/2 forever
OS/2 found - remove ? (Y)es (S)ure (F)ine (O)K
OS/2 found. Save time and trash system now (Y/N)?
OS/2 has advantages over DOS formats, but won't let you back it up!
OS/2 has air bags...Filled by NT blowhards.
OS/2 has done since '92 what Win95 still cannot in '96
OS/2 has golden code.  Windows has, well, Windows code.
OS/2 has no Gates!
OS/2 has promise.  Lots and lots of promises!
OS/2 in '92!
OS/2 infected by virus: I've fallen and I can't get backups!
OS/2 into the future!
OS/2 is *the* most stable oper[;$!&lt;h ... NO CARRIER
OS/2 is *the* most stable opx~Re{ NO CARRIER
OS/2 is Curtains for Windows !
OS/2 is THE operating system for the 90's. Bill Gates
OS/2 is a SUCCESS despite IBM's marketing department!
OS/2 is a great system; & the Gates of Bill won't prevail
OS/2 is a sure thing so it isn't gambling. -Quentin Walls
OS/2 is a tinkerer's dream!
OS/2 is an OS, Windows is a shell, and DOS is a boot sector virus.
OS/2 is awesome!  ...until you discover the limited software support.
OS/2 is awesome!  It can multitask, run Windows, and [CrAsH!]
OS/2 is awesome! ...until you discover the limited software support.
OS/2 is awesome! It can Multitask, run Windows, and [CrAsH!]
OS/2 is awesome. Until you discover the limited software support.
OS/2 is destined to be the most important OS. --Bill Gates.
OS/2 is for people who want to get things done.
OS/2 is not a sun screen!
OS/2 is not a virus!
OS/2 is not about fixing old Windows but about opening new doors.
OS/2 is prettier, but I'll stick with Desqview!
OS/2 is statistically proven to cause suicide
OS/2 is the operating system of the '90s - Bill Gates
OS/2 is the platform for the 90's. - Bill Gates
OS/2 is the right one, baby, uh huh.
OS/2 is to computing as Etch-A-Sketch is to art
OS/2 is to the space shuttle as Windows is to a rowboat.
OS/2 isn't a virus; a virus *does* something.
OS/2 isn't crippleware: it's "Functionally Challenged"
OS/2 isn't perfect, but it's damn close to it
OS/2 je pravi, ko ne voli OS/2 dobice po glavi.
OS/2 just broke all the Windows!
OS/2 makes the difference !
OS/2 means 2x as OutStanding as Windows
OS/2 must die!
OS/2 no need to do windows anymore!
OS/2 not even an option on a ThinkPad
OS/2 opens horizons and closes Windows
OS/2 opens the Windows and closes the Gates.
OS/2 opens up windows, shuts up gates.
OS/2 requires more memory than any Windows app I've ever seen.
OS/2 sales past 4 million, demand grows in wake of NT: CRN 11/22/93.
OS/2 says how bad windows is - OS divided by 2
OS/2 seamlessly ignores my tape back up unit too.
OS/2 secures your software investiment!
OS/2 shatters Windows.
OS/2 simply means you have to spend hours to make it run Windows.
OS/2 the best operating system
OS/2 the future
OS/2 the official operation system of the PS/2
OS/2 user caught in W95 net: "I'm not a tuna!"
OS/2 users DO IT protected
OS/2 users Do It three ways!
OS/2 users can DO IT in parallel
OS/2 users can DO IT in two places at the same time.
OS/2 users do EVERYTHING while formatting floppy disks.
OS/2 users were on a Higher Level, now they are Warped.
OS/2 virus scan: Desqview/X detected! Delete? (Y/n) _
OS/2 virus scan: Windows found - delete? (Y/y)
OS/2 virus scan: Windows found??? Delete?? (y/n)
OS/2 volem jer sam seljak golem
OS/2 vs DOS: DOS can be easily backed up. OS/2, however... uh
OS/2 vs Win95, winner by knock out 1st round: OS/2
OS/2 vs. OS/9: a Color Computer is more advanced than an IBM 486?
OS/2 vs. Windows is a no-Win situation.
OS/2 was written on a Monday
OS/2 welcomes you to paradise
OS/2 will *DEFINITELY* catch CPM by the year 2000.
OS/2! IS the OP/SYS of choice!
OS/2+GAMES+UTILITIES+SOUND+GRAPHICS=OUT OF HARD DISK SPACE
OS/2, 4DOS and 4OS2: My system is happy again!
OS/2, 4Dos and 4OS2 : My computer is happy again
OS/2, Cha cha cha, OS/2, Cha cha cha.
OS/2, Jim, but not OS/2 as we know it
OS/2, The Rolls Royce on the Information Superhighway
OS/2, Windows/0
OS/2, a 32 bit OS today... Not Tommorow
OS/2, a 32-bit version of S&M
OS/2, must mean 1/2 an Operating System, Take me back to DOS
OS/2, the Operating System inside!
OS/2, the better choice
OS/2- The New Future In Operating Systems
OS/2-It's not for wimps.
OS/2-The Future Of Computing
OS/2. From the people that brought you PcJr.
OS/2. Solution for a Small Planet
OS/2... Oh! So that's why it's half an operating system!
OS/2... Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
OS/2... Still the Best 32-bit Object Orientated Operating System.
OS/2... anything else is just a DOS
OS/2.....A bulletproof vest for microcomputers
OS/2....It doesn't work, but it looks pretty
OS/2...Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
OS/2...Still the best 32-bit object oriented operating system.
OS/2...UNIX for the mentally handicapped.
OS/2...find the light
OS/2...half an operating system!
OS/2:  Drag me, drop me, make me feel like an object!
OS/2:  IBM's answer to Windows.  "We give!  Uncle!"
OS/2:  Means curtains For Windows!
OS/2:  Oh S***, Squared.
OS/2:  One half of an operating system?
OS/2:  Opens Up Windows and Shuts Up Gates
OS/2:  Opens Windows, Shuts up Gates.
OS/2:  This dream's real.  You've got to admit it.
OS/2:  What Windows will never be.
OS/2:  Who wants half an operating system?
OS/2:  Windows done right!
OS/2:  Windows with bullet proof glass!
OS/2:  Your Brain  -  Windows:  Your brain on drugs
OS/2: (n.) Windows with bullet-proff glass.
OS/2: 32-bit virtual memory object oriented OS for the PC
OS/2: A door to the future with a free peep hole!
OS/2: A hole in one on a PAR 5
OS/2: A mathematical formula describing 1/2 of an Operating system
OS/2: A version of Windows that actually DOES something!
OS/2: An imitation UNIX thats better than DOS!
OS/2: Bill Gate's worst nightmare!
OS/2: Cafe talk for orange juice fresh-squeezed, two eggs over-easy?
OS/2: Catch The Wave Of The Future!
OS/2: Curtains for Windows?
OS/2: Cutting Windows in half
OS/2: Drag Me...Drop Me...Treat Me Like An Object!
OS/2: Drag me!  Drop me!!  Make me feel like an object!!!
OS/2: Drag me, Drop me, Make Me feel like an object!
OS/2: Features Discovered,  Not Documented!!!
OS/2: From the creators of dead-end 8514a and MCA technology.
OS/2: From the people who brought you the PCJr
OS/2: From those who created the PS/1.
OS/2: Half an operating system?
OS/2: I wish my kids would behave as well as my OS!
OS/2: IBM's answer to Windows. We give! Uncle!
OS/2: Industrial strength operating system.
OS/2: Introducing more problems for problem plagued Windows app users.
OS/2: JUST SAY NO!
OS/2: Just another Windows-wannabe!
OS/2: Keep on livin' in a perfect world *
OS/2: Logic, not magic.
OS/2: Looking thru windows to the other side
OS/2: Means curtains For Windows!
OS/2: Not just another pretty program loader like Windows!
OS/2: Not just another pretty program loader!
OS/2: Not just up and coming. Up and Running!
OS/2: Nr datorn sjlv fr vlja!
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
OS/2: Obsolete System, too!
OS/2: Open the *real* window to the future
OS/2: Opens Windows, Shuts up GATES...
OS/2: Opens up Windows and shuts up Gates.
OS/2: Ornery Software Too!
OS/2: Power Windows ... Win NT: Power Outage ... Win 95: Powerless
OS/2: Stable AND Compatible. Win95: Stable OR Compatible
OS/2: The CP/M of the future!
OS/2: The Integrating Platform
OS/2: The Nightmare Continues
OS/2: The OS of choice for REAL computer literates!
OS/2: The World's Greatest Hardware Tester
OS/2: The best you can buy
OS/2: The choice of the next generation.
OS/2: The human way of Computing!
OS/2: The light seen through Windows
OS/2: The only software that makes Windows look good.
OS/2: The real New Technology
OS/2: This will end your Windows session!
OS/2: Upgrades are free.  Who would PAY for it anyway?
OS/2: What Windows will NEVER BE!
OS/2: Where I want to go today!
OS/2: Where's the other half?! T. Peters
OS/2: Why you can't find ANY applications readily available.
OS/2: Why you can't run your favorite gaming software correctly.
OS/2: Why you can't use any of your favorite DOS applications.
OS/2: Windex for Windows.
OS/2: Windows detected on drive C.  Insert new hard disk to continue.
OS/2: Windows done RIGHT!
OS/2: Windows the way it SHOULD have been!
OS/2: Windows with bullet proof glass!
OS/2: Windows with safety glass.
OS/2: Winner of 50+ awards including PC Mag's Editor's Choice
OS/2: Yep... still stuck on limited conventional memory space.
OS/2: Yesterday's software tomorrow.
OS/2: Your brain.  Windows: Your brain on drugs.
OS/2: a better Windows than Windows... but still a Windows
OS/2: an OS .. Windows: an OS on cheap drugs
OS/2: an obtuse way to run Windows 3.1
OS/2: the Pentagon couldn't have done it better.
OS/2:(n.) Windows with bullet-proff glass.
OS/2:...The same thing as NT -only it works. -- J. Dvorak
OS/2?  Sorry, only 32mb memory!
OS/2? 7 years and 38 megs later.
OS/2? Sorry, only 32mb memory!
OS/2? What's that? Half of an Operating System?
OS/2BORG: You will be assimilated.  Resistance is futile.
OS/2Error:006 Malicious error.  Windows found on drive.
OS/2Oh! So that's why it's half an operating system!
OS/2Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
OS/666  -  The operating system of the beast
OS/666 - Operating system of the beast (runs 333 OS/2 boxes)
OS2 - A FLY's secondary orientation system.
OS2 - No pain, no gain
OS2 from the people who brought you the System 34/36/38
OS2 ver 2.0 The final death blow to Windows!
OS2--robust for mission-critical?  EXACTLY!
OS2/2.0: taking the wind out of Windows.
OS2?  For fast relief call 1-800-MSW-IN31.
OS2ERR0011:  Idiot on keyboard
OS: Oh, Sh**
OS: Oh, Shoot
OS: That command or file name has no honor!
OSBORN'S LAW - Variables won't, constants aren't.
OSCAR birds don't have feathers!
OSHA INSPECTORS do it safely.
OSHA's Discovery:  Wet manure is slippery
OSI Layers - People don't need to see Paula Abdul.
OSI Layers - Please Do Not Throw Sausage Pizza Away.
OSI: Overflow Stack Immediate
OSI: Overflow Stack Indefinite
OSP: Open Six-Pack
OSTEOPATHS do it until you feel no pain.
OS\2 throws pool balls through windows
OT psychopathic and if you say I am again I'll slit your throat
OTAKU ANIME POWER, MAKE UP!! - Sailor Otaku
OTC           Over The Counter
OTF           Off The Floor
OTF = on the floor (laughing)
OTHELLO&gt; If Lincoln campaigned in an all-Black district, he'd lose.
OTHELLO&gt;..A half pint makes her half-tight..what will a whole pint do?
OTHELLO&gt;..Conservative...a liberal who has succeeded at SOMETHING
OTHELLO&gt;..I got mugged on my way to MIDNIGHT BASKETBALL
OTHELLO&gt;..Iii...wwwant..tttto be aaaa rrrrrrrrRADIO ANNOUNCER!
OTHELLO(n): Unless you're an English major, who cares??
OTHELLO: ..Conservative...a liberal who has succeeded at SOMETHING
OTHELLO: ..I got mugged on my way to MIDNIGHT BASKETBALL
OTHELLO: ..Iii...wwwant..tttto be aaaa rrrrrrrrRADIO ANNOUNCER!
OTHELLO: If Lincoln campaigned in an all-Black district, he'd lose
OTHERWISE, adv.  No better.
OTL: Out To Lunch
OTO@ is to moderators what mosquitoes are to campers
OTOH                  On The Other Hand
OTOH... you could always call Compu$pend!
OTOH..........There Are Four Fingers and a Thumb!
OTOH; On The Other Hand,...
OTOHyou could always call Compu$pend!
OTT     :Over the Topexcessive, not subtle
OTTOMH        Off the Top of My Head
OTTOMHAROOB   Off the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds
OU: Offend User
OUCH!  DAMN - she's BITING me! - Aahz
OUCH!  I got my floppy caught in my PKZipper!
OUCH!  I hate it when you turn & burn
OUCH!  That has a sharp point!
OUCH! -- Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper!
OUCH! DAMN - she's BITING me! - Aahz
OUCH! Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper!
OUCH! I should NEVER give a &lt;stomp&gt; in my bare feets! Eewwww!
OUCH! My floppy got caught in my PKZipper!
OUCH! Stop that! I didn't say PLUCK me!
OUCH! That one was below the Bible Belt!
OUCH! The coffee's too hot! Tom yelled heatedly.
OUCH!! I got my floppy caught in my PKZipper!
OUCH.SYS corrupted! Load YOWIE.COM (Y/n)?
OUR FEARLESS HERO ESCAPES!!! - Spaceman Spiff
OUR LIFE IS ONLY ON LOAN FROM GOD! THERE'S PAYDAY SOMEDAY
OUR cargo, Romas. Sobi
OUR sysop lets us say XXXXCENSOREDXXXX
OURS(n):Indian name for America b4 white man came
OUT OF INK ERROR WRITING DRIVE C:
OUT OF MEMORY: ALZHEIM.COM halted!
OUT OF MEMORY: SENILE.COM halted!
OUT OF RECIPES: PLEASE ORDER MORE.
OUT OF TAGLINES, PLEASE ORDER MORE
OUT OF TaglineS, PLEASE ORDER MORE.
OUT TO LUNCH
OUT TO LUNCH - If not back at five, OUT TO DINNER!
OUT with the OLD, IN with the NEW!!!... NEOPHILIACS unite!!! -RST
OUTDO, v.t.  To make an enemy.
OUTPUT DEVICE - A Word processor who can't say "NO!"
OVARIES......................French egg and cheese dishes
OVARIES..French egg and cheese dishes
OVER ??  U say OVER ??  NOTHING IS OVER
OVER the underpass!  UNDER the overpass!  Around the FUTURE and BEYOND REPAIR!!
OVERDRAWN? What the heck?, I still have checks left!
OVERDRAWN?? Whadya MEAN??? I still have checks left!
OVERDRAWN??? - No way!! I still have lots of checks left!
OVEREAT, v.  To dine.
OVERESTIMATION: Believing your geese are swans
OVERFLOW ERROR(n): computer vomit
OW! Quit it.  OW! Quit it.  OW! Quit it.  OW! Quit it.
OW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings
OWEN? Owen SUCKS!!! Bret Hart rules the federation, Sid rules the world!
OXYMORON (n.): Tandy power user
OXYMORON - POOR OLD LAWYERS
OXYMORON : "Live" from Death Row
OXYMORON : A just war
OXYMORON : A lighter Dark Beer
OXYMORON : Adult children
OXYMORON : Air traffic control
OXYMORON : Airline cuisine
OXYMORON : Airline cuisine
OXYMORON : American culture
OXYMORON : Bad health
OXYMORON : Bob Hope Special
OXYMORON : Bob Hope Special
OXYMORON : Business diplomacy
OXYMORON : Business entertaining
OXYMORON : California champagne
OXYMORON : Can I ask you a question?
OXYMORON : Cardinal sin
OXYMORON : Christian Science
OXYMORON : Christian Science
OXYMORON : Civil war
OXYMORON : Civil war
OXYMORON : College Education
OXYMORON : College Education
OXYMORON : Congressional leadership
OXYMORON : Controlled growth
OXYMORON : Controlled growth
OXYMORON : Countable infinity
OXYMORON : Country club prison
OXYMORON : Country club prison
OXYMORON : Crash landing
OXYMORON : Criminal lawyer?
OXYMORON : Decaffeinated expresso
OXYMORON : Defensive touchdown
OXYMORON : Defensive touchdown
OXYMORON : Definite maybe
OXYMORON : Deliberately thoughtless
OXYMORON : Down elevator
OXYMORON : Dry vermouth
OXYMORON : Dry vermouth
OXYMORON : Dupicate original
OXYMORON : Easy-open cap
OXYMORON : Economy car
OXYMORON : Exit interview
OXYMORON : Exit interview
OXYMORON : Family vacation
OXYMORON : Fish farm
OXYMORON : Fish farm
OXYMORON : Folksong writer
OXYMORON : For those too dumb to use OXY-5 & OXY-10.
OXYMORON : Free with purchase
OXYMORON : Fresh exhaust
OXYMORON : Friendly Fire
OXYMORON : Friendly takeover
OXYMORON : Genuine fake
OXYMORON : Gourmet Tex-Mex
OXYMORON : Government budget
OXYMORON : Government worker
OXYMORON : Ground floor
OXYMORON : Happily married
OXYMORON : Happy Yom Kipur
OXYMORON : Historical truth
OXYMORON : Hollywood history
OXYMORON : Holy war
OXYMORON : Honest politician
OXYMORON : Industrial park
OXYMORON : Intimate violence
OXYMORON : Jews for Jesus
OXYMORON : Jews for Jesus
OXYMORON : Journalistic Integrity
OXYMORON : Journalistic sensitivity
OXYMORON : Kosher pork
OXYMORON : Least favorite
OXYMORON : Least favorite
OXYMORON : Liberal Southerner
OXYMORON : Linear curve
OXYMORON : Live Dead
OXYMORON : MicroSoft Works.
OXYMORON : Mild interest
OXYMORON : Military security
OXYMORON : Minor miracle
OXYMORON : Model prisoner
OXYMORON : Necessary evil
OXYMORON : No-fault divorce
OXYMORON : No-fault divorce
OXYMORON : Non-working mother
OXYMORON : Nonalcoholic beer
OXYMORON : Open secret
OXYMORON : Original copies
OXYMORON : Passive activity
OXYMORON : Perfect couple
OXYMORON : Petty theft
OXYMORON : Player coach
OXYMORON : Player coach
OXYMORON : Politicaly Correct
OXYMORON : Preservation Development Corp.
OXYMORON : Punk fashion
OXYMORON : Qualified success
OXYMORON : Quality construction
OXYMORON : Reagan memoirs
OXYMORON : Reagan memoirs
OXYMORON : Reliable network
OXYMORON : Restrained opulence
OXYMORON : Restrained opulence
OXYMORON : Rush hour
OXYMORON : Safe sex
OXYMORON : Self-help groups
OXYMORON : Sensetive guy
OXYMORON : Serious fun
OXYMORON : Smokeless cigarette
OXYMORON : Sociological Analysis
OXYMORON : Taped live
OXYMORON : Television news
OXYMORON : Temporary tax
OXYMORON : Thunderous silence
OXYMORON : Turned up missing
OXYMORON : Turned up missing
OXYMORON : Unborn child
OXYMORON : Uncrowned king
OXYMORON : Uncrowned king
OXYMORON : Unsung hero
OXYMORON : Unsung hero
OXYMORON : War games
OXYMORON : Winnable nuclear war
OXYMORON : Working vacation
OXYMORON : Yellow rose
OXYMORON:  Blameless culprit
OXYMORON:  Bob Hope Special
OXYMORON:  Dumb Graduate of Oxford.
OXYMORON:  Economy in government (OPM)
OXYMORON:  Government budget
OXYMORON:  Home office
OXYMORON:  Reliable network
OXYMORON:  Stupid ox.
OXYMORON: 30-day mini-jumbo CD
OXYMORON: Affordable luxury home
OXYMORON: Army Intellegence
OXYMORON: At your convenience
OXYMORON: Benign (military) occupation
OXYMORON: Brand New Tradition
OXYMORON: Brief (after-dinner) speech
OXYMORON: Bureaucratic efficiency
OXYMORON: Business entertaining
OXYMORON: California champagne
OXYMORON: Cherry tart
OXYMORON: Civilized divorce
OXYMORON: Cold sweat
OXYMORON: Congressional action
OXYMORON: Congressional ethics
OXYMORON: Decaffeinated expresso
OXYMORON: Deliberately thoughtless
OXYMORON: Diet desert
OXYMORON: Down elevator
OXYMORON: Dupicate original
OXYMORON: Economy car
OXYMORON: Enriched white flour
OXYMORON: Federal intelligence agency
OXYMORON: Foolish wisdom
OXYMORON: Free agent
OXYMORON: Free lunch
OXYMORON: Friendly Sysop
OXYMORON: Gentleman pirates
OXYMORON: Growth recession
OXYMORON: Happy Yom Kipur
OXYMORON: He was as strong as an ox -- and just as smart
OXYMORON: Hollywood history
OXYMORON: Idiot savant
OXYMORON: Important game
OXYMORON: Journalistic sensitivity
OXYMORON: Leisure industry
OXYMORON: Liberal Southerner
OXYMORON: McDonald's food
OXYMORON: Military security
OXYMORON: Minor miracle
OXYMORON: Modern history
OXYMORON: Natural makeup
OXYMORON: New Olds(mobile)
OXYMORON: No-fault divorce
OXYMORON: Open secret
OXYMORON: Parking space
OXYMORON: Passively aggressive
OXYMORON: Perfect couple
OXYMORON: Petty theft
OXYMORON: Plastic glass(ware)
OXYMORON: Pure garbage
OXYMORON: Quality construction
OXYMORON: Real numbers
OXYMORON: Real potential
OXYMORON: Recent History
OXYMORON: Rubber cement
OXYMORON: Rush Limbaugh
OXYMORON: STAMP OUT VIOLENCE!
OXYMORON: Sanitary sewer
OXYMORON: Secular religion
OXYMORON: Serious rest
OXYMORON: Simply superb
OXYMORON: Someone who wastes a lot of money at oxygen bars.
OXYMORON: Spiritual materialism
OXYMORON: Spiritual materialism
OXYMORON: Stupid bull
OXYMORON: Styrofoam peanuts
OXYMORON: Supreme Soviet
OXYMORON: Sushi chef
OXYMORON: Sybaritic restraint
OXYMORON: Tax simplification
OXYMORON: Terribly enjoyable
OXYMORON: That shoe fits him like a glove.
OXYMORON: Thunderous silence
OXYMORON: Truly glamorous
OXYMORON: Uncommitted voter
OXYMORON: User-friendly interface
OXYMORON: User-friendly software
OXYMORON: Vegetarian sushi
OXYMORON: Voluntary compliance
OXYMORON: White rose
OXYMORON: Yellow rose
OXYMRON  Friendly fire
OY!  10,000 years in a bottle can give you SUCH a crick in the neck!
OY!  A Pervert!  THIS, I don't need! - Frumple
OY!  What a PUTZ!
OY! A Pervert! THIS, I don't need! - Frumple
OYSTERS: Oy'stirs; Noun: Sea Boogers
OZ Bit  - What mozzies did
OZ Byte - What mozzies do
OZ Chip - A Pub snack
OZ Cursor - The old bloke down the pub who swears a lot
OZ Download - Get the firewood off the ute
OZ Floppy Disc - What you get when lifting too much firewood at once
OZ Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold tinnies
OZ Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from K-mart
OZ Internet - Complicated fish net repair method
OZ Keyboard - Where you hang the ute keys
OZ Lap Top - Where the cat sleeps
OZ Log Off - Don't add any more wood
OZ Log On - Make the barbie hotter
OZ Mainframe - What holds the shed up
OZ Megabyte - What a Townsville mozzie does
OZ Micro chip - What's left in the bag once you've eaten the chips
OZ Modem - What you did to the lawns
OZ Monitor - Keeping an eye on the barbie
OZ Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed
OZ Netscape - When the fish manoeuvre out of reach of the net
OZ Nihayet dunyaya acildi!
OZ Offline - When the pegs don't hold the washing up
OZ Online - When you get the washing hung out
OZ Screen - What you shut in the mozzie season
OZ Search Engine - What you do when the ute won't go
OZ Server - The person at the pub
OZ Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at Big Rooster
OZ Upgrade - A steep hill
OZ Web - What spiders make
OZ Window - What you shut when it's cold
OZ Yahoo - What you do when the ute does go
OZDOS: Ya sure?  (Y)eah, (N)uh, (W)ho gives a ****!
OZONE: It comes right after Nzone.
O_O  O_O      (_)     Mickey & Minnie meet Satan.
Oak trees need their feet soothed--they frequently have ache corns.
Oarsmen stroke till it hurts.
Oat bran can cause cereal output errors.
Oat bran eases and improves cereal output.
OatH: It's all on page 15 of my biography
Oatbran can cause cereal output errors.
Oaths are but words, and words are but wind. - Butler
Oatmeal raisin
Ob -la -dee, Ob -la -da...  - Beatles
Ob-la-dee Ob-la-da
Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on. -Beatles
Obama and Oclinton ... Ohmigod!!!
Obama family meets the Adams Family ..."Thing's" got nuthin' on congress.
Obama family meets the Adams Family ..."Thing's" got nuthin' on congress.
Obama or McCain:  Good lord how did it come to this?
Obama or McCain:  Good lord how did it come to this?
Obamanation
Obe Wan Kenobi at the dinner table:  "Use the FORKS, Luke!"
Obe Wan Kenobi at the dinner table:  "Use the FORKS, Luke!"
Obe Wan Kenobi at the dinner table:  "Use the FORKS, Luke!"
Obedience belongs to us; results belong to God.
Obedience is submission veiled with gravity. - Funboy
Obedience is the essence of the law
Obesa cantavit (The fat lady has sung.)
Obesa cantavit.......The fat lady has sung.
Obesity is really widespread
Obesity linked to religion, # of hrs TV watched. All this time I thot it had something to do w/food
Obesity:  A surplus gone to waist
Obewan of Borg: Use the Assimilation, Luke!
Obey Acts 2:38. Become a Biblical Christian
Obey G-R-A-V-I-T-Y... It's the law
Obey Little, Resist Much.
Obey gravity! It's the law.
Obey gravity...it's the law!
Obey little! Resist much! Question authority! Eat fibre!
Obey the COWGOD!
Obey thy God, I AM that I AM; Thou shalt not eat green eggs and ham!
Obi One at dinner: use the FORKS, Luke! The FORKS!
Obi Wan Kenobi at dinner: "Use the FORKS, Luke! The FORKS
Obi Wan Kenobi at the dinner table: "Use the FORKS, Luke"
Obi Wan Kenobi dining with Luke: "Use the FORKS!"
Obi Wan has taught you well
Obi Wan is here and the force is with him. - Darth Vader
Obi Wan now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.
Obi Wan of Borg - "Killing me is futile."
Obi Wan was wise to hide you from us
Obi Wan--now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. - Obi Wan
Obi Wan... now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.
Obi Won at dinner, "Use the FORKS, Luke! The FORKS!"
Obi-Wan Kenobi at dinner: "Use the FORKS, Luke!"
Obi-Wan Kenobi at the dinner table : Use the forks, Luke
Obi-Wan Kenobi at the dinner table:  "Use the FORKS, Luke!"
Obi-Wan School of Programming: "Use the source, Luke!"
Obi-Wan has taught you well. - Vader
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father
Obi-Wan's words of wisdom to Luke eating: "Use the fork, Luke!"
Obi-Wan:  "Luke!  Use the mass times acceleration..."
Obi-Wan? Now thats a name I haven't heard in a long time... a long time. - Obi-Wan Kenobi
Obi-Won Kenobi at dinner "Luke, use the FORKS!"
Obituaries are the last writes
Obiwan to Luke at dinner, "Use the forks, Luke! Use the forks!"
Obiwankenobiphobia: Fear of Jedi Masters
Object in my jeans is much larger than it appears!!!
Object not of required type.  Should I fake it (Y/N)?
Object-oriented assembler: INC AX
Objection ........ Beyond the scope
Objection! He's leading the witness - Tom on minister
Objection, your Honor!  My client is an idiot!
Objection, your Honor! @F is an idiot!
Objection, your Honor! My client is an idiot!
Objection...calls for speculation...misleading...may I be heard?
Objection: To utilize my skills in sales. - Real live resume statement
Objective analysis: Gimme objective, I give you analysis
Objective fan?  Isn't that an Oxymoron?
Objective parent
Objective reality is a mass hallucination.
Objectivism: Rational self interest.
Objectivity is in the eye of the beholder.
Objects are closer than they appear.
Objects are just data structures with an attitude.
Objects are lost only because people look where they are not rather than where they are
Objects fall so as to do the most damage.
Objects in mirror are behind you
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
Objects in mirror are more moronic than they appear.
Objects in mirror are really illusions
Objects in mirror are smarter than they appear.
Objects in mirror, no longer matter
Objects in rearview mirror may appear closer than they are
Objects in tagline are closer than they appear
Objects in the Jump Gate are further away than they appear
Objects in the mirror are actually behind you....
Objects in the mirror are eviler than they appear :) --Cabal
Objects in the mirror are eviler than they appear :) --Cabal
Objects in the mirror are longer than they appear. Motel6
Objects in the rear view mirror are behind you.
Objects in view screen are farther than they appear
Objects in your download packet may appear larger than they are.
Objects may be closer than they appear.
Objects on screen are closer than they appear
Objects under T-shirt are larger than they appear.
Obligatory Disclaimer: My mind is privately owned and operated.
Obligatory On-Topic Comment
Oblivion is nothing less than the triumph of unbelief
Oblivion together does not frighten me, beloved.
Oblivion together does not frighten me, beloved. -- Thalassa (in Anne Mulhall's body), "Return to Tomorrow",
Obnoxiousness is not a problem, it is an art. Apeface
Oboe:  An ill wind that nobody blows good
Obrein! Energize!. OBRIEN ENERGIZE!. OBRI&lt;PHZZZT!&gt;
Obrij me majko motornom pilom!
Obscene Golem (Obsianous)
Obscene phrase: Higher Taxes.
Obscene, hell!  Bob, it was auto-erotic.
Obscenity is in the mind of the beholder.
Obscenity is only what gives the judge an erection.
Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate people.
Obscenity is the crutch of the inarticulate m*****f*****.
Obscenity is the last refuge of dumb assholes.
Obscenity is what gives the judge an erection
Obscenity is whatever give a judge an erection.
Obscenity, n. -  Whatever gets the judge excited
Obscenity:  anything that gives a judge an erection
Obscenity: Whatever calls the judge to attention
Obscenity: Whatever gives the judge an erection.
Obscure joke, talk to your parents. - Dot Warner
Observation, not old age, brings wisdom
Observe before you Leap. -- Robin Kwong
Observe everything, remember even more. -- Hound
Observe my personality and deduce my birthday. - Del Rey
Observe the face of the wife to know the husband's character.
Obsess much? - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
Obsess much? -- Ace Ventura
Obsession is a terrible thing to waste.
Obsession? Obsession with what?  Oh..... this thing
Obsessive tagline, obsessive tagline, obsessive tagline, obsessi
Obsidian lovers go with the flow.
Obsolescence Error: Computer 1 year old. Buy new one
Obsolescence is the price of progress (tax not included).
Obsolete - The term describing any computer you have just purchased.
Obsolete programmers use punched cards
Obsolete programmers use punched cards
Obsolete, but effective. -- Kirk
Obsolete:  The computer you already own.
Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. - Henry Ford (1863-1947)
Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the road.
Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goal
Obtuse Logic... How do you start a Teddy Bear race? Marry one and have its children.
Obvious, shmobvious. - Anna Steven
Obvious, shmobvious. - Anna Steven
Obviously I can't - Kirk
Obviously I have way too much time on my hands.
Obviously I'm due for a regeneration soon
Obviously I've never had the Horror of Taking you to dine
Obviously I've tapped into some primeval well of the human psyche - Calv
Obviously a man of taste and discrimination
Obviously crime pays, or there would be no crime
Obviously dipping his cursor into a dry pixelwell
Obviously it's very easy for people to misunderstand - Picard
Obviously some unnamed agency's sick sense of humor
Obviously the only rational solution to your problem is suicide.
Obviously their weapons are superior to ours... - Spock
Obviously they think we're either brilliant or expendable - FM (1x08)
Obviously they think we're either brilliant or expendable" - Mulder
Obviously we were successful. - Spock
Obviously you can't read.  Try Hooked On Phonics
Obviously you question anything that starts "Obviously"
Obviously you spend too much time reading taglines
Obviously you're unable to assimilate my stimulating concepts.
Obviously, I am the logical choice - Samuel Clemens
Obviously, I'm having just as much trouble with my French. - Anna S
Obviously, SOME people are MORE equal than others.
Obviously, crime pays, or there'd be no crime. --G. Gordon Liddy
Obviously, he's schizophrenic. -- Dean Stockwell
Obviously, taking him alive is going to be difficult. - Spock
Obviously, the obvious isn't obvious to everyone
Obviously, you've forgotten to read the fine print
Obviously, you've never been hit by a deer! They aren't brain surgeons
Obviously, you've never danced with the Princess...-Earthworm Jim
Ocala, Florida: `Kingdom of the Sun'
Occasianal chair!?  What is it the rest of the time?
Occasional humility lessons are good for ones soul.
Occasionally I like to poke my nose into the Garden of Eden
Occasionally declare peace. Confuses your enemies. - 76th Rule
Occasionally glancing up through the rain... -Floyd
Occasionally the North Vietnamese fight back - Mike
Occasionally when honesty was the best policy he was honest
Occasionally, the North Vietnamese fight back... -- Mike Nelson
Occom's razor is rusty!
Occupation `Transport Consultant'?  That a little cute. - Tiffany Case
Occupation is essential.&lt;Woolf&gt;
Occupation:  Foole
Occupation?-Bum! -- Lister
OccupationPHOOLE!
Occupational Hazard For Santa's Elves #1:  Mistakenly drinking paint.
Occupational Hazards For Elves:  Jingle bell lodged in trachea.
Ocean:  A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a w
Oceanographers do it down under.
Och!  We've got to get...out of this trap! - Dr. Scott
Och! Back to the Loch with you, Nessie! - Groundskeeper Willy
Och, lassie, the BEST way to a man's heart is with a broadsword.
Ochlophobia - A fear of crowds
Oci su tvoje kao noc, lice je blijedo, osmeh ledeni, da ledeni
Octal is just like base 10, really, if you're missing two fingers
Octarine is the eighth colour, the colour of the Imagination. (TCoM)
Octarine is the eighth colour, the pigment of the Imagination
October - When trees change from hirsuties to bald pates.
October is "Burn the UN flag month",Commemerating 50 years of tyranny
October is Burn a UN Flag Month!  Burn a UN Flag for Freedom!!
October, when greens turn brown and tans pale.
October; When trees change from hirsuties to bald pates.
Octopussy is NOT a XXX-movie about a kinky hooker
Ocu moj deo, necete da me prevarite!
Od Vardara pa do Triglava veliko se sranje odigrava
Od biraca nema jebaca
Od biraca nema jebaca  :)))
Od kolevke pa do groba nista ne vredi pisljiva boba,
Od rakije nema bolje zene, po tri dana ona ljulja mene.
Od usana do usana i svuda tebe trazim ja od mojih tuznih ljubavi ostajes
Odd Ad - Tired of cleaning yourself?  Let me do it
Odd Couple: The Next Generation - Jadzia and Dax of DS9
Odd fact: nobody in a beer commercial ever has a beer belly.
Odd how liberals protect animals while killing kids
Odd how we don't see people putting FidoNet addresses on Internet mail
Odd women lying in ponds giving out swords is no basis for government
Odd. The expression on that man's face. Mindlessness. - Spock
Odd...it seems to be a comedy/varity show planet
Oddball sense of humor not included- Download separately
Oddjob...Korean term for golf caddy.
Oddly appropriate
Odds are, the phrase "It's none of my business" will be followed by "but"
Ode to Turbulent Flow: Big whirls have little whirls Which feed on their velocity, And little whirls have lesser whirls And so on, to viscosity
Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty
Oded, Have a Happy and Safe Holiday.
Odelein checks Hopalong, Muller SCORES! - YES! SUCKERS!
Odets, where is thy sting? -- George S. Kaufman
Odetta Holmes was somewhere inside that screaming screeching thing
Odie's so stupid he'd have to stand on a chair to raise his IQ.
Odie's so ugly it would take two of him to get any uglier.  Garfield
Odin loves the little Vikings \ All the Vikings of the world
Odinn: Member of the Away Team Veterans Association
Odlazis ranim jutarnjim vozom, gledam te poslednji put.
Odnos izmedju cekica i eksera je BOLI GLAVA !
Odo & Dax  '96   It's time for leadership that can adapt
Odo (Shapeshifter)
Odo - It's snowing on the Promenade!
Odo - Rom is an idiot
Odo - Rom, you're not as stupid as you look
Odo Burger:   (You can have it this way, or this way, or this way...)
Odo Burger:  It's a burger!  It's a shake!  It's fries!
Odo Burger: What you want, your way, right away
Odo Burger: You can have it this way, or this way
Odo Scale: I can do pounds, ounces, kilos, tons
Odo Shopping: Excuse me, where do you keep the Buckets?
Odo and Kira, in the escape pod.
Odo and the Pillsbury Dough Boy:Alien minds want to know
Odo as a Vedek:  The fluid druid
Odo as a Vedek? A fluid druid!
Odo be a chair...I'm a chair...Odo be a razor cat...I'm a razor cat
Odo called...he'll be over after he changes.
Odo called; he'll be over as soon as he changes
Odo can help you. - Sisko
Odo didn't jail him, but instead let him off with a Deep Space Fine
Odo disguised as tribble: *
Odo doesn't YELL; he freezes. Very loudly.--Bashir
Odo doesn't like it if you tell him to "Go jump in the lake"!
Odo has a chewy caramel center
Odo has a rich, caramel center.
Odo has been caught masquerading as Kira's uniform.
Odo in '96 - Changing the shape of the future!
Odo is good to the last drop.
Odo is made of a liquid metal polyalloy.
Odo is not one of the Founders. -- Kira
Odo is there any more Jell-O in the Fridge?   Odo??   Odo???
Odo isn't phased by Kryptonite!
Odo just needs a good hug. (SQUIIIIISH!) Oops
Odo looked at her and thought, "Let me ooze through your fingers..."
Odo melts in your uhhhhh never mind
Odo of Borg: One form is futile, many shapes will be assimilated.
Odo should have a cat--only TRULY honest pet there is!
Odo smiled as he locked up the National Enquirer reporter
Odo to Ops!    Ops!?      Ops!!! - Odo
Odo uses DMS for those REALLY small shapes
Odo uses PKZIP for those *really* small shapes.
Odo was caught masquerading as Kira's uniform
Odo was my condom - Next, on Geraldo!
Odo washes his uniform by diving into his pail filled with suds.
Odo!  They'll put you in a zoo! - Dr. Mora Pol
Odo!......Odo!........Odooooooooooo! - Quark
Odo's Rules Of Obedience: #14: No jokes.
Odo's dad is always welcome at Quark's!
Odo's in perfect shape.In fact he's in ANY perfect shape you can name!
Odo's just a big softy inside
Odo's not just a drop in the bucket
Odo's our only chance! - O'Brien
Odo's pick-up line - Your bucket or mine?
Odo, I know nothing of @N@...I swear! - Quark
Odo, I'm your long lost brother. My name's Gumby, and this is Pokey
Odo, I've already done that bit.--Dex, WTNE
Odo, any more Jell-O in the fridge?  Odo?  Odo?
Odo, be a dear;  a female one
Odo, cut to the chase. -- Sisko
Odo, do you have any more of this great pudding?  Odo?  Odo!
Odo, got anymore of that Jello in the fridge? Odo... Odo??
Odo, in a Hawaiian shirt, bungee jumping?!--Tracy Hemenover
Odo, is something bothering you? --Kira.
Odo, is there any more Jell-O in the fridge?   Odo??   Odo??!!
Odo, its just silly putty....!
Odo, just tell me what I need to know, and this will end. Garak
Odo, talk to me.  Tell me something.  Anything! -- Garek
Odo, thank goodness! - Quark
Odo, that ship's going to explode in one minute.  Quark
Odo, they`ll put you in a zoo! -The Alternate
Odo, this is great jello! Odo? Odo!!!
Odo, wait!........Odo! - Quark
Odo, when the bucket leaks
Odo, when the bucket spilled
Odo, when the walls fell.  Lwaxana, her arms wide
Odo, why are you pretending to be my uniform?--Kira
Odo, you don't eat. Kira
Odo, you got anymore of that Jello in the fridge... ODO? uh oh
Odo-Qwk 1.0  It shapes itself to work with your software!
Odo-Qwk 2.0 - Changes to work better with your software.
Odo-Robics:  When you have absolutely have to be in PERFECT Shape!
Odo-meter: measures how much a shapeshifter can shift.
Odo-ware:  Software that configures itself to the computer.
Odo.  It has a certain lyrical quality. -- Lwaxana Troi
Odo. I can explain. Kira
Odo. I'm in love with you, too. Kira
Odo. It has a certain... lyrical quality. Luaxanna Troi
Odo. PLEASE.--Quark
Odo. What happened? Kira
Odo.. I've god ah code
Odo...  Quark to Odo, you still with us?
Odo/Dax '96 - Leadership that can adapt!
Odo/Dax in '96: It's time for leadership that adapts!
Odo/Quark in '96: Law and order, and a tidy profit!
Odo:  "I sleep in a bucket."  Lwaxana:  "That's okay, I c
Odo: "Every 16 hours I turn into a liquid."     Lwaxana: "I can swim."
Odo: "Keep your ears open."        Quark: "Are you kidding?!"
Odo: "What is it?"         Sisko: "A clock!  Fascinating, isn't it?!"
Odo: "You're _still_ disgusting!"        Quark: "Till the day I die."
Odo: "You've been most helpful."     Quark: "Don't let it get around!"
Odo: I sleep in a bucket. Lwaxana: That's okay, I can swim!
Odo?  Is there any more Jell-O in the Fridge?   Odo?? Odo??
Odo? Got anymore of that Jello in the fridge?... ODO??!
Odo? Quark to Odo.. Are you still with us? - Quark
OdoDOS v6.22:  &lt;A&gt;bort  &lt;R&gt;etry  &lt;B&gt;lame Quark
OdoDOS v6.22:  (A)bort  (R)etry  (G)rowl Something Unintelligible
OdoDOS: Works on any platform, uses any language!
OdoDos 6.0 - Works with ANY software on ANY system in ANY
OdoQWK 1.0: It shapes itself to work with your software.
OdoQWK 3.0-- it shapes itself to work with your computer!
OdoQwk 1.0:Shapes itself to work with your software
OdoQwk 2.0: Changes to work better with your software!
OdoXRS 1.0 - Shapes itself to work with your software!
Odo_Qwk 1.0 It shapes itself to work with your software!
Odometer - Device to tell you how far a shapeshifter went
Odometer: Measures how much a shapeshifter can shift
Odometer: What Quark needs to tell if Odo is near.
Odometer: counts the number of shapechanges per episode
Odysses _never_ forgot his Trojans.
Oedipus, Scmoedipus--I love you, Mom!  -- Sigmund Freud
Of  course  man  was created first, you  always  need a rough draft
Of *COURSE* I'm on topic.  (Which echo is this?)
Of *COURSE* I'm on topic. (Which echo did you say this was?)
Of *COURSE* I'm on topic. (Which echo is this?)
Of *course* I'm crazy. But that doesn't mean I'm *wrong*!
Of *course* it hurts. It's a phaser. It's *supposed* to hurt!--Quark
Of *course* it won't work...but I'll do it anyway.
Of *course* it'll work...but I won't do it anyway.
Of *course* it's sticky - I've been sucking it. - Romany
Of *course* power corrupts! That's what it's for!
Of =all= the ways to die - I gotta go as SLUG BAIT. - DarkWing Duck
Of Borg, Yoda am I. Be assimilated, will you.
Of COURSE I know where I'm going - Crazy!
Of COURSE I talk to myself.  I LOVE intelligent conversation!
Of COURSE I'm agitated! This entire situation is out of control!--HD
Of COURSE I'm on topic (Which echo is this?)
Of COURSE I'm on topic, Mr. Moderator.  BTW, Which echo is this?
Of COURSE I'm on topic, Mr. Moderator.  Uhhh... what's a "topic"?
Of COURSE I'm on topic...(which echo is this?  Thanks)
Of COURSE there's a God.  What else explains leather minis...!?!
Of COURSE there's a H on my forehead you git, I'm DEAD! --Rimmer.
Of COURSE you can Trust me!!! &lt;heh heh&gt;!
Of Course I believe in Free Will. Do we have Choice? Jewish author Isaac Bashevis Singer
Of Course I'm Sane.  The Voices Say So.
Of Course I'm Using Windo O i u+4 N+&gt;|+ o@ !po NO CARRIER
Of Course I'm open minded!  Aren't you?
Of Mice & Serial Ports...  Nah, wouldn't go over
Of The Art" is technospeak for "unproven".
Of The Bee Holder  - By A. P. Airy
Of ______course it's the murder weapon.  Who would frame someone with a fake?
Of _course_ you can trust the government... just ask the Indians
Of a Kenneth Branaugh film - Tom
Of a compliment only a third is meant. -Welsh Proverb
Of a truth tis rare gains useth of yon modem in t'home
Of all I've lost, I miss my mind the most
Of all affliction taught a lover yet 'Tis sure the hardest science to forget. - Alexander Pope
Of all animals, the boy is most unmanageable -- Plato
Of all animals, the boy is most unmanageable.&lt;Plato&gt;
Of all animals, the pre-teen is the most unmanageable.
Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
Of all ills that men endure, hope is the only cheap and universal cure
Of all known vegetables....only the beet goes on
Of all liars, memory is the most convincing
Of all men's miseries, the bitterest is this: to know so much and have control over nothing. -- Herodotus
Of all my relations, I like sex the best.
Of all my wife's relations, I like myself the best
Of all noises, music is the least disagreeable.
Of all of natures vegetables, only the Beet goes on
Of all of thwe animals, the boy is the most unmanageable
Of all sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.
Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Browniest
Of all the Thompson gunners, Roland was the best
Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable  -- Plato
Of all the bonehead ideas...! - McCoy
Of all the damnable waste of human life that ever was invented, clerking is the worst. - George Bernard Shaw
Of all the disorder-to-order converters, the human mind is by far the most impressive. - Buckminster Fuller
Of all the echoes in FIDO.... we're one of them.
Of all the expressions of true love, lovemaking is still the weirdest.
Of all the filks I've read before
Of all the luck, my parents had to be human. - Calvin
Of all the people I have known, he was the most... human. -- Kirk
Of all the people I have met, you are certainly one
Of all the people I know - I'm who I want to be.
Of all the people I know, you're one of them.
Of all the people I've ever met, you certainly are one of them.
Of all the people I've met you're certainly one of them
Of all the people I've met, you are certainly one
Of all the people I've met, you're certainly one of 'em.
Of all the people born in 1839, 100% who ate carrots are dead.
Of all the people in this world, why @N?
Of all the people in this world, why Bill Clinton?
Of all the people in this world, why He?
Of all the people in this world, why Orville Bullitt?
Of all the people in this world, why Ross Perot?
Of all the replies I have ever sent, this is one of them.
Of all the sad words, the saddest are: "It might have been!" - Joe Greenleaf Whittier
Of all the sites on all the internet, she telnets into mine!
Of all the souls I have encountered, his was the most...human. - Kirk
Of all the strategems, to know when to quit is the best. - Chinese Proverb
Of all the taglines ever written, this is one
Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most!
Of all the things I haven't got, I love gold the best      -Elmer Fudd
Of all the things I lost I miss my mind the most.
Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind!
Of all the things I lost, it's my mind I miss most!
Of all the things I've ever done this is one of them
Of all the things I've ever lost ....... I miss my mind the most
Of all the things I've gained and lost, I miss my mind the most
Of all the things I've lost - I miss my mind the least
Of all the things I've lost I miss my lover most!.
Of all the things I've lost so far, I miss my mind the most.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my memory the most!
Of all the things I've lost, I only miss my mind
Of all the things lost, I miss my mind most.
Of all the things to die for. Torres
Of all the vegetables in the world... only The Beat Goes On. (boooo!)
Of all things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
Of all things in life, are females not the finest? - Londo Molari
Of all thirty-six alternatives, ignoring it is best.
Of all thirty-six alternatives, running away is best.
Of all wild beasts, a boy is the most difficult to tame.
Of course 'behaviorism' works. So does torture. -W.H. Auden, Behaviorism in A Certain World
Of course Artoo has been known to make mistakes..from time to time
Of course Data's intelligent...he has a cat!
Of course God has a sense of humor, look at men.
Of course God hates money, just look who he gave it to.
Of course God loves you - He's just not ready to make a commitment
Of course God made man FIRST!  He wanted to give him a chance to SPEAK!
Of course I Know what I'm doing... ...NO CARRIER
Of course I believe in free will.  Do we have a choice? Jewish author Isaac Bashevis Singer
Of course I can be seen, heard, and smelt, said Tom sensibly.
Of course I can cook, but I never do it on a first date.
Of course I can fly this plane. I have 300 sim. hours
Of course I can handle a crisis!  Heck, I create them.
Of course I can keep secrets--it's the people I tell them to
Of course I can make armor out of chains, Tom replied by mail.
Of course I did it in cold blood, you idiot!  I'm a REPTILE!!
Of course I didn't do it!   Wasn't it already done?
Of course I didn't say, `fire torpedoes'...wait, what did you do?
Of course I do.  It's 2278. - Captain Morgan Bateson
Of course I don't look busy - I did it right the first time
Of course I have a dirty mind, I ran out of soap
Of course I have a recipe. Why do you ask?
Of course I have a social life.  Mine's in a Holodeck
Of course I have a tagline.  Why do you ask?
Of course I have an opinion... I'm a sailor!
Of course I have an original copy
Of course I have backup tapes!  Do you want last years?
Of course I have good taglines - I have GREAT writers working for me!
Of course I have problems! And I enjoy giving them to people.
Of course I knew!  I just had no idea!
Of course I know Braille, :.::: ::..: ::.::.  :..::
Of course I know how to copy disks. Where's the xerox machine?
Of course I know the best.  I'm an American. -- Frank Burns
Of course I know what I'm doing!  Now gimme that magnet
Of course I know what happens when you die. I do. I'm Death. - DiDi
Of course I know who I am I am Jean-Luc Picard -- Riker
Of course I lied, I'm practicing to be a Politician!
Of course I like children - sauteed with onions and mushrooms.
Of course I like you - I've had a good dinner.
Of course I love my fellow klingons.
Of course I love you - to a certain extent.
Of course I love you, @FN@. &lt;sharpening the knives&lt; Now go to sleep.
Of course I love you, go to sleep.
Of course I paid the phone bill#$# *#@$**@#$  NO CARRIER
Of course I respect you. What's your name again?
Of course I shall smite Evil with Tarot cards
Of course I talk to myself.  Who else can I trust?
Of course I tessssted it.
Of course I trust Rush Limbaugh with my daughter, just not my son
Of course I turned, I hit you didn't I?
Of course I won't respect you in the morning, I'll be dead! - Male Ant
Of course I worship myself.  In my Universe I AM god
Of course I would rather pay $29 per month than $50, heh.
Of course I'll be registering it soon... (heh-heh-heh)
Of course I'll give you a hand -- right across the mouth.
Of course I'll have dessert.  We're on the holodeck!
Of course I'll introduce you to Warren!
Of course I'll respect you in the morning
Of course I'll respect you in the morning.  Now roll over.
Of course I'll still respect you in the morning!
Of course I'll vouch for him... such a nice Boy! -- Mrs. God
Of course I'm On Topic! (what conference is this?)
Of course I'm a capitalist!  So.. would you like to buy a few things?
Of course I'm a virgin!  I'm catholic!
Of course I'm a virgin!  I'm catholic! - Tigger
Of course I'm a virgin.  I'm Catholic.
Of course I'm a witch, son.  I've got a tall pointy hat!
Of course I'm all right.  &lt;faints&gt; -- Winchester
Of course I'm arrogant.  The best usually are
Of course I'm arrogant.  The best usually are. -- Jack Butler
Of course I'm aware ostriches can't fly! chirped Tom knowingly.
Of course I'm crazy! But that doesn't mean I'm wrong!
Of course I'm crazy.     That doesn't mean I'm WRONG!
Of course I'm drunk! What do you think I am? A stunt driver? --Seen on a bumper sticker
Of course I'm easy. Don't be difficult.
Of course I'm happily married.  She's happy, and I'm married.
Of course I'm honest.  Worked at a bath house 15 years, never took one.
Of course I'm ladylike!  I always apologize after I deck someone.
Of course I'm off topic, but please hear me out!
Of course I'm on topic . . . which conference IS this?
Of course I'm on topic!   (errr, which echo is this again?)
Of course I'm on topic... which echo is this anyway?
Of course I'm perfect, just read my resume
Of course I'm running Window@#%@#$@#$ NO CARRIER
Of course I'm running Windows 95...&^+#@% NO CARRIER
Of course I'm running Windows 95...*E&*%@#^8+H{48"M~l4^#$#&%NO CARRIER
Of course I'm running Windows#d+'+ NO CARRIER
Of course I'm running Windows@#%@#$@#$ NO CARRIER
Of course I'm running Windows[kVxB NO CARRIER
Of course I'm runnning Windows@#%@#$@#$ NO CARRIER
Of course I'm sane ... the voices said so
Of course I'm sane! Thats what the voices are telling me!
Of course I'm sane, the voices told me so.... -Carrie
Of course I'm sane.  All these voices say so!
Of course I'm sane.  The voices in my head say so.
Of course I'm sane.  The voices in my head told me so
Of course I'm sane.  The voices said so.
Of course I'm sane.  The voices told me so.
Of course I'm sane. All these voices say so!
Of course I'm sane. The voices said so!
Of course I'm sane. The voices tell me so.
Of course I'm sane... At least that's what the voices say
Of course I'm shallow!  I'm only a holodeck character
Of course I'm shallow!!! I'm a holodeck character!!!
Of course I'm smartThe bodies haven't been found yet, have they?
Of course I'm sure the above is a simplification.
Of course I'm telling the truth!  Would I Shih Tzu?
Of course Janier's pretty....she reminds me of Elvira with blonde hair.
Of course Pigs can fly!  Hillary is in Hog Heaven on Air Force One!
Of course Star Trek is fantasy, it said so on my tricorder!
Of course Windows can multi-tas^}%#)*!###@}}^}NO CARRIER
Of course a platonic relationship is possible -- but only between husband and wife
Of course ah ain't okay _IDJIT!!_  Muh laig's broke!  - Dirty Feagle
Of course dragons can flyWhy on earth would they have those wings?
Of course games are a computer's REAL task
Of course gun control "works." The question is for whom!
Of course he *DOES* spend too much time at the computer!!!-Jym Fox
Of course he is, Bones! He's...wearing...a...red...shirt!
Of course he won't bite. Look how cute he is
Of course he's a liberal! He can't *spell* "conservative".
Of course he's a traitor, Friend Computer.
Of course he's dead - I killed him
Of course it broke. I bought it at Radio Shack
Of course it hurts! It's *supposed* to hurt! It's a phaser! - Quark
Of course it hurts, it's supposed to hurt, it's a phaser!
Of course it is NOT registered, I wrote the damn thing
Of course it makes weird kind sense or I wouldn't have said it!!
Of course it won't fall off. They used Crazy Glue. :)
Of course it's a good idea - it's mine!
Of course it's clean laundry. The cat's sitting on it, isn't he?
Of course it's different. Soong to Data
Of course it's half eaten.  You said you wanted the chef's salad
Of course it's in the last place! Why look after you've found it?
Of course it's neat. What's wrong with neat? I LIKE neat! &lt;M&gt;
Of course it's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well. -- Charles Bukowski
Of course it's safe.  Go in!  I'll be right behind you. ___ Maybe.
Of course it's safe.  Go on in, I'll be right behind you.
Of course it's safe...there's no hockey players around.
Of course it's selected off.  Why won't they fire??
Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
Of course it's your fault.  It's in your contract.              -Quark
Of course its heavy... thats why its called weightlifting.
Of course leather is waterproof; have you ever see a cow with an umbrella?
Of course leather is waterproof; have you ever see a cow with an umbrella?
Of course mama'll help to build the wall -Floyd
Of course mama's gonna help build the wall -Floyd
Of course man was created first, you always need a rough draft.
Of course my job looks easy--I'm doing it!
Of course my memory could have failed me...I think, I'm not sure
Of course not.  Gotta leave the best for last!  :)
Of course other echo moderators don't follow the rules away from home
Of course she *DOES* spend too much time at the computer !!!! - Jym Fox
Of course the flying saucers are real and they are interplanetary. - Air Chief Marshal Lord Dowding
Of course the moderators are Nazi's... what did you expect?
Of course the state rules by fear.Is there any other way?
Of course there have to be kittens; otherwise there wouldn't be cats!
Of course there is no reason for it, it's just my policy.
Of course there's a "H" on my forehead, you git! I'm dead!
Of course there's a God. What else explains Speedos?
Of course there's a H on my forehead, you git! I'm dead!
Of course there's a sound. The beaver it squashed heard it!
Of course there's an 'H' on my forehead, you jit! I'm dead! - Rimmer
Of course there's no Santa Claus, we FRIED him! - The Tick
Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.
Of course they can fly.  That's why they have wings!
Of course we don't! What do you think I am, stupid!?
Of course you can't flap your arms and fly to the moon -- after a while you'd run out of air to push against
Of course you did a GREAT job!  That's why we're offing you.  --jms
Of course you don't get wafers with it!
Of course you graduated, said Tom diplomatically.
Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose
Of course you know, this means Warners! - Yakko
Of course you know, this means war. -- Bugs Bunny
Of course you realize, THIS MEANS WAR  -- B Bunny
Of course you realize, this means WAR! -Bugs Bunny-
Of course you were expectin someone else!
Of course you'll die. It'll just be at a later time.
Of course you're a man, honey. You're just a cranky man.-Virginia Wolf
Of course you're tense, you rectum-faced pygmy! - Rimmer
Of course! &lt;smacking hand to forehead&gt;
Of course! Lager - the only thing that can kill a vindaloo!
Of course!!  If it is at all possible!  :)  Anita
Of course, America had been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been
Of course, America had been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up -- Oscar Wilde
Of course, Bell Canada COULD do it differently!
Of course, Friday I get laid off again, without pay this time.
Of course, I *could* be wrong.  Naaah!
Of course, I can't remember the argument's *content*-- Jack Butler
Of course, I'll be registering it soon.  (heh-heh-heh.)
Of course, I'm paranoid.  Now the question is, am I paranoid enough?
Of course, I'm paranoid. The question is, am I paranoid ENOUGH?
Of course, Mississippi IS smack in the middle of the "Babble Belt!"
Of course, Tennesee IS smack in the middle of the "Babble Belt!"
Of course, a certain number of scientists *have* to go mad, just to keep the tradition alive
Of course, change the path to whatever it actually is.
Of course, coffee *is* one of the major vitamins
Of course, foolish hobbits, The Answer is...AGGGGHHH
Of course, he was soon arrested for rustling
Of course, he's concealed about me person.
Of course, if you were me, you'd live in a water tower in Burbank.
Of course, it does raise the question of why you're HERE... :)
Of course, it's only a theory
Of course, long before you mature, most of you will be eaten.
Of course, no man is entirely in his right mind at any time-Mark Twain
Of course, now I may get "nastygrams" from all those who LIKE AOL
Of course, of course, a horse is a horse. - Mr. Ed
Of course, once you're over 30 you're finished.
Of course, real men don't set phasers to "stun".
Of course, seeing IS believing, they say
Of course, sir.  It's a cheese shop afterall, sir
Of course, sir. It's a cheese shop, sir.
Of course, that's just one toon's opinion. -Bonkers D Bobcat
Of course, the U.S. Constitution isn't perfect, but it's a lot better than what we have now
Of course, there's no Santa Claus, we FRIED him!! - The Tick
Of course, this is just one person's opinion
Of course, this series of messages wouldn't be complete without a
Of course, we are all worms--but I like to think, at least, that I am a glowworm. - Winston Churchill
Of course, we could always get a sump pump.
Of course, you KNOW what the cure is, don't you??????
Of course, you UNDERSTAND about the PLAIDS in the SPIN CYCLE --
Of course, you could stand on your head
Of course, you don't get wafers with it!
Of course, you know that the real moderators of this echo are cats.
Of course, you know, Cheggers plays pop.
Of course,he couldn't help but add his $.02 to this
Of course,he couldn't help but add his $.02 to this
Of course.  Evil is the meatiest role a good actor can play.
Of course. I'm perfect! -- Perfect Tommy
Of course. The truth is the truth
Of course...gotta save the city... - Sewer Urchin, The Tick
Of coursssse I tessssted it.  Why do you assssk?
Of dissimilars the rule is dissimilar
Of great value to the organization: Turns in work on time
Of great value to the organization: Turns in work on time -evaluationese
Of people born in 1809, 100% who believed in god are dead!
Of people born in 1839, 100% who ate carrots are dead.
Of quartz I won't take it for granite, Tom said gneissly.
Of ships and shoes and sealing wax and cabbages and kings.
Of soup & love, the first is best - Thomas Fuller
Of that you can be sure. Picard
Of the 10 deadliest varieties of snake, 7 are in Australia. The other three are in politics...
Of the 1000 chemicals found in coffee, 26 are tested. 13 cause cancer in rats
Of the 1000 chemicals found in coffee, 26 are tested. 13 cause cancer in rats
Of the choice of two evils, I pick the one I've never tried before.
Of the darkness we are all born. -- Crenshaw, Gangrel
Of the last three presidents named William, two died in office.
Of the people, by the lawyers, for the liberals.
Of the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
Of the two of us, I'm the only who's touched them. (Elaine)
Of theives, fools are worst; rob you of time & temper
Of things relating to each other, one being known, the other is known
Of those killed on TV entertainment programs, about 97% are men!
Of those who say nothing, few are silent.  --Thomas Neill
Of troubles I considered myself amply possessed.
Of troubles I considered myself amply possessed.
Of two evils always pick the one you haven't tried before
Of two evils choose the prettiest
Of two evils choose to be the least.   - Ambrose Bierce
Of two evils, choose neither.
Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur
Of what I call God and fools call Nature. - Browning
Of what you see in books, believe 75%.  Of newspapers, believe 50%. And of TV news, believe 25% -- make that 5% if the anchorman wears a blazer
Ofcourse I-'-m G-O-i-n-g---2-4-0-0--b-a-u-d-  ::No Carrier..::
Off - on - off - on: we've always understood each other. Earl
Off Line Readers: A new standard in telec : : #@(!!_ NO CARRIER
Off To Market: Tobias A. Pigg
Off Topeka? Wichita messages Kansas you? -JCF
Off Topic posts are a threat to your manhood. -Moderator Rule #4
Off Topic:  Another way to push the moder
Off Topic:  Another way to push the moderator's buttons.
Off Topic?  What do you mean I'm off topic!
Off Utopia Planetia; thru the DS9 airlock, nothing but net.
Off any drive, through any windows, nothing but OS/2.
Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged:  ^D!@#$%^(*&^%^Z.
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Off from the new day's mist I have come...- Metallica
Off his rocker.
Off like a Jewish foreskin.
Off like a bride's nightie.
Off like a bucket of prawns in the sun.
Off like a bucket of prawns in the sun. (prawns is Australian for shrimp)
Off like a can of bug spray.
Off like a cheap toupe in the wind.
Off like a dirty shirt.
Off like a herd of turtles.
Off like a masochistic whore with long fingernails.
Off like a meat cake in a vegetarian's wedding.
Off like a prom dress.
Off like a turd of hurdles.
Off like a whore's drawers.
Off like dirty shorts.
Off like your mother's undies.
Off like...a Jewish foreskin.
Off like...a bride's nightie.
Off like...a bucket of prawns in the sun.
Off like...a can of bug spray.
Off like...a cheap toupee in the wind.
Off like...a dirty shirt.
Off like...a herd of turtles.
Off like...a masochist whore with long fingernails.
Off like...a meat cake in a vegetarian's wedding.
Off like...a prom dress.
Off like...a turd of hurdles.
Off like...a whore's drawers.
Off like...dirty shorts.
Off like...your mother's undies.
Off likea Jewish foreskin.
Off likea bride's nightie.
Off likea bucket of prawns in the sun.
Off likea can of bug spray.
Off likea cheap toupee in the wind.
Off likea dirty shirt.
Off likea herd of turtles.
Off likea masochist whore with long fingernails.
Off likea meat cake in a vegetarian's wedding.
Off likea prom dress.
Off likea turd of hurdles.
Off likea whore's drawers.
Off likedirty shorts.
Off likeyour mother's undies.
Off line E-Mailers do it all night!
Off my desk to @TO@ on @DATE@ at @TIME@
Off my plane! BLUE MONKEY! - El Seed  [The Tick]
Off of the table now my dear, duty calls - Thomas Serveau
Off street parking. Bell bottom's cleaned daily - Tom
Off the Record, would you trust CBS's Connie Chung? Whisper in my ear.
Off the SLMR, thru the modem, nuthin' but net
Off the air? No, it's a 4'33" marathon
Off the highway, across the river, thru the window, nothin' but net.
Off the keyboard, over the modem, nothing but net.
Off the keyboard, thru the router, over the bridge, nothing but net!
Off the modem, through the phone line, nothing but net.
Off the modem...Through the phone line...nothin' but net.
Off the monitor, through the modem, nothing but net
Off the nacelle, through the airlock, nothing but net.   (swish)
Off the wall sex:  What you get when you call that number over the latrine urinal
Off through the new day's mist I run...- Metallica
Off to get caught up on my mail!!!  See ya!
Off to practise the other 6 deadly sins.
Off to see the Lizard? Follow the Yellow Brick Toad!
Off to see the lizard
Off to see the lizard.  Deja, deja, deja vu
Off to tag another one
Off to vale to hold out a large mug and lips!
Off to wax the shuttlecraft.  Got a tribble I can use?
Off topic alert...Off topic alert...Off topic alert
Off topic but it needed to be said.
Off topic posts? You slay me! -Abel  That'll be 30 days in exile, Cain.
Off topic! Please stand in the corner for 5000 messages reading time!
Off topic!?!?!?! Impossible!!!! (What echo is this anyway?)
Off topic, yes.  But useless information should not be wasted.
Off topic?  I thought S&M Echo was Sports and Magic
Off topic?  Just forget I asked the question!!!
Off topic?  They started it!!
Off topic? Dammit, Jim, I'm a DOCTOR, not a moderator!
Off we go into the Wild Blue Yonder.crash!
Off we go into the wild blue yonder, .......splat!!!
Off with her head! shouted the Queen
Off with the heads I say. - The Mask
Off your rocker
Off-Line mail make sysops happy!
Off-Topic Rules! Huh huh, huh huh... --Butthead.
Off-line Readers are commie plots to drive us crazy!
Off-line mail; make sysops happy
Off-line readers make sysops happy.
Off-line readers:  e-mail the way the Goddess intended
Off-on-off-on: we've always understood each other. -Earl to lamp
Off-season ESPN: Amish rake fights
Off-topic = more interesting.
Off-topic and DAMN PROUD
Off-topic and DAMN PROUD OF IT!
Off-topic messages - the only way to find out anything.
Off-topic messages are like people out of place
Off-topic, yes, but useless knowledge is not to be wasted
Off-topic, yes, but useless knowledge should not be wasted...
Off-topic: Where did Smurfette get the little one?
Off. Foul! Illegal Tagline! 2 Meg Penalty, RAM to Defence
Offender: Opus' butt on Sunday mornings
Offense is a Human emotion, Captain. Sarek
Offense is a human emotion.
Offense is never given. It is only taken
Offenses against nature are the heaviest
Offensive Foul!  Illegal Tagline!  2 Meg Penalty
Offensive Foul! Illegal Tagline! 2 Meg Penalty, RAM to Defense!
Offensive, if you believe in the Devil! Otherwise, *fun*!
Offensiveness is in the eye of the beholder.
Offer Expires 01/01/80 -- Vote Cliton/Gore!
Offer Good for a Limited Time Only!   Whoops!  Time's up!
Offer candy to children's mothers
Offer expires #DM# #DD# or while supplies last.
Offer expires 27 or while supplies last
Offer expires @MONTH@ @YEAR@ or while supplies last
Offer expires December 31 or while supplies last
Offer expires February 31 or while supplies last.
Offer void where inhibited by sanity.
Offer what you can, I'll take all that I can get
Offerman added that in the event a motorist wins a prize but is killed, that prize will be awarded to the next of kin
Offers do have to be reasonable of course for me to consider them!!
Offers have to be reasonable of course!
Office & honor are one and the same. - Homer
Office Automation (n) Networked coffee
Office Automation, n.: The use of computers to improve efficiency by removing anyone you would want to talk with over coffee
Office of Economic Opportunity
Office supplies will be th' sex of th' nineties!
Office temps cut loose - Mike on disco
Office temps cut loose... -- Mike Nelson
Office worker's tombstone: Just another day in the cubicle.
Officer @TOLAST@, I wasn't driving fast, just flying low!
Officer Bullitt, I wasn't driving fast, just flying low!
Officer Third Wheel - Mike on guy with couple
Officer Third Wheel... -- Mike Nelson
Officer, I was only calling you brother, in Chinse Sign Language.
Officer, I wasn't driving fast, just flying low!
Officer, are you sure it was my Neon green Ferrari that was speeding?
Officer, arrest yourself this minute!
Officer, if you weren't out in the street I never would've hit you.
Officer, what do you mean, there is a season on deer?
Officer, where do I apologize for shooting @N@?
Officer, where do I apologize for shooting Orville Bullitt?
Officer, where do I apologize for shooting Tom Adams?
Officer, where do I apologize for shooting Tony Jones?
Officer,the stop sign was green when I went through it!
Officer:  "Hey boy!, got any ID?";  Motorist: "'Bout what?"
Officer:  A cop whom you can talk out of giving you a ticket.
Officer: Do you have a police record, sir?
Officer: I'm sorry, sir, but you _must_ appear in Tagline Court!
Officer: a cop you can talk out of a ticket.
Officers may not examine the judicial acts of the court
Officers will examine themselves and vice versa in private. - Henry
Offices opening soon at a Walmart near you !
Official Blue Wave Betazoid (leave me alone, Lwaxana!)
Official Blue Wave Betazoid (now, where's Deanna Troi?)
Official Blue Wave Betazoid (oh, Deanna...?)
Official Clinton T-Shirt Slogan:  "UNBUTTON MY FLY"
Official Federal Agency Annoyance Tagline - Plutonium
Official Federal Agency Annoyance Tagline - U 235
Official Member, Tagline Hall of Flame
Official Moderator's Deadly Ninja Throwing NerfStar
Official Razor's Edge Spelling Moderator  - Sue
Official Syntax Collector
Official TEEN Echo Jester  (and Official TEEN Boobie Lov'in Man)
Official TNG Policy:  Tasha dies every other season.
Official Tagline Beta Tester
Official Tagline of Major League Baseball
Official Tagline of the 1992 Winter Olympics
Official Tagline of the 1996 Cat Spearing Competition.
Official Teen Echo Jester (By appointment of Sir Jimmy th
Official host of the OFF-TOPIC conference.
Official member of the ACR
Official results to the latest poll: Living WILL kill you
Official sponser of the ongoing quest for the 100% failsafe human
Official tag line area.
Official tagline of the 1996 Olympics
Officially you won't know a thing about it, sir. - 007
Officials make work for each other
Officila BbS of peo ple whocant' type alll that wlel/
Offline 1.5 is offline, the Wave killed it!
Offline E-mailers DO IT all night.
Offline mail readers are the only way!
Offline mail readers do it all night.
Offline mail readers use offline mail readers
Offline readers have time to do it
Offline readers make messaging a lot .QWKer!
Offre  Gilles zbres, oeufs,  l'rbe hcatombe!
Offshore:  Out of (1) sight of land, or (2) your mind.
Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Often a certain abdication of prudence and foresight is an element of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Often a clear conscience is just a bad memory
Often a woman wants a divorce because her husband went indifferent
Often incorrect, but never uncertain
Often it is cheaper to buy something than to accept it as a gift.
Often it is fatal to live too long.  - Racine
Often it is the new road, not the old one, which deceives the traveller
Often it's fatal to live too long
Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lampposts - for support rather than illumination
Often the best way to win is to forget to keep score
Often the best way to win is to forget to keep score.  - M.E. Murphy
Often the search proves more profitable than the goal.
Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the truth.
Often the test of courage is not to die but to live.
Often things ARE as bad as they seem!
Often wrong ... but NEVER in doubt.
Often, people put taglines down here. WHY?
Often-Wrong Soong's got a broken heart. Can't even tell his boys apart.
Oftentimes excusing of a fault Doth make the fault the worse by th' excuse. --Shakespeare
Ofw...ninja tribbles         0NOTHojThTi eS
Ogden the comedian might drive a Nash.
Ogden's Law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch
Oh "Bother!" Said Pooh, and twitted his Moderator
Oh &lt;&lt;ASCII CODE 7&gt;&gt;
Oh , Arthur is a raven now, asleep beneath the hill
Oh - I see you brought some friends. - Butt-Head
Oh - it wasn't dead, then?
Oh - to be in L.A. when the polyethyl-vinyl trees are in
Oh - you love cats too - want to swap a few recipes?
Oh ... bite my fingernails!
Oh @TOFIRST@! The Dust Bunnies are our friends!
Oh @TOFIRST@, See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me!
Oh Al! Bravo Al! You WERE enjoyed! - Tom on music director
Oh Blessed Mother, Gaia, we are one
Oh Borg! - Quantum Borg Leap
Oh Bother Poo Bear Said As Christopher Robin Defecated All Over Him
Oh Bother said Pooh, as He deleted his message base....
Oh Bother said Pooh; Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!
Oh Bother! said Pooh, as the thin ice broke
Oh Bother, said John, as he saw the mushroom cloud
Oh Bother, said Pooh as he ate a Yakuza!
Oh Bother, said Pooh, and deleted his message base.
Oh Bother, said Pooh, as he died for the 5th time in DOOM!
Oh Bother, said Pooh, as he saw another message from New Jersey.
Oh Bother, said Pooh, as his house went up in flames
Oh Bother, said Pooh, when his microwave exploded.
Oh Bother, said Pooh; and deleted his message base.
Oh Boy! Now I get to steal some GOOD Taglines!!
Oh Boy!, Looky Big Wilbur, A Fish Whistle! - Stimpy.
Oh Boy!, This Is The Life, Isn't It Fellas - Stimpy.
Oh Brad, I'm frightened.  What kind of a place is this?
Oh Brad, wasn't it wonderful?
Oh CANADA, our home on native land.
Oh Canada - If death doesn't kill me your taxes will.
Oh Canada, Our home on native lands
Oh Catholic Girls in a pretty white dress
Oh Chef of the Future, can it core a apple?
Oh Come on, just a little nude? No one will ever see them
Oh Dad!  We're ALL Devo!
Oh Danny Boy, the Pipes, the Pipes are callin'
Oh Death, where is thy sting-a-ling-a-ling?
Oh Dreamweaver, I believe we can see the morning light.
Oh F***!, said Pooh, as the Helm of Chaotic Evil took affect
Oh GEE! What a useful bit of programming! - Crow
Oh GOD I love candles - Mike as voodoo girl
Oh GOD! Did you see where he pulled it from? -Crow on gun
Oh GREAT, kid! You just fingered Kris Kringle!
Oh Gawd, haven't I been through enough?
Oh God Part IV, with Jesse Helms as the Anti-Christ!
Oh God!  I made eye-contact! -- Wayne Campbell
Oh God! I almost stole a tagline!
Oh God! It's the insurance salesmen! Call in the snipers!
Oh God, I hope this isn't my full potential!
Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic.
Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic. --Zappa
Oh God, help me! -- Crow T. Robot
Oh God, it's far out space nuts - Crow
Oh God, not Troi's mother again! - The entire crew
Oh God.. Look what I`ve become... I`m a skulker!
Oh Great !.. Flat battery in the car AND broken bristles on the broom
Oh Great Guidance, I will recalculate
Oh Great! A graduate Of The B.A.T.F. School of Firefighting
Oh Gypsy... you are *so* naive! -- Crow T. Robot
Oh Hell Yeah!
Oh Hillary-WOMB TO THE TOMB-We're saved-WOMB TO THE TOMB
Oh I READ the docs, I just didn't UNDERSTAND them. ;)
Oh I canna take any more of this
Oh I get it, it's a whole Star Trek gag thingy - Dot
Oh I got down on my knees and I pretend to pray
Oh I have slipped the surley bonds of earth and danced the skies....
Oh I just can't wait to be king -Simba, The Lion King
Oh I saw the stop sign officer, It's YOU I didn't see
Oh I think Thor is Fabulouth - Tom lisps
Oh I though you didn't care about his looks. - Jerry  I lied. - Elaine
Oh I'd beg for you, you know I'll beg for you
Oh I'm a hypocrite but I'm okay
Oh I'm sorry were the voices in my head bothering you?
Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?
Oh I'm sorry. Did I break your concentracion? (c)Pulp Fiction
Oh Jean-Luc. You're heads are so sexy
Oh Jesus isn't on the line - Tom
Oh Jimminy!, Jimminy Lummox! - Stimpy.
Oh Joy!  See how I like to iron for my best friend! -- Stimpy
Oh Joy! - Stimpy.
Oh Keen! Dinner AND a show! - The Tick
Oh Kirstie... So eager to play, so reluctant to admit it. -- Pinhead
Oh LORD! Bless this thy holy hand-grenade!
Oh Look!  Another Glorious Morning!  It makes me sick!!!
Oh Look, engineering has a new plan.. HAHA Gasp Wheeze guffaw
Oh Lord help me...I'm learning to make taglines!
Oh Lord! John Kahane's out bothering the Spoo again!
Oh Lord! Where did the Americans go?
Oh Lord, Bless us this Holy Hand Grenade
Oh Lord, Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
Oh Lord, bless this Holy hand grenade
Oh Lord, give me patience, quick!
Oh Lord, how long will you look on? Psalm 35:17
Oh Lord, if there is a Lord, save my soul, if I have a soul.
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble - when your Airborne in ever
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble when you're Rayek in every w
Oh Lord, its hard to be humble when you are perfect
Oh Lord, protect me from those to whom you speak directly to.
Oh Lord, protect me from those to whom you speak with one on one
Oh Lord, we beseech Thee, tell us 'oo croaked Lester!
Oh Lord, we beseech Thee.  Amen!
Oh Lord; save us from those to whom you speak directly
Oh MY GAWWD! Fleas have sucked the brains out of my dog!
Oh Mannix! Ow! Mannix! - Tom as guy slides down hill
Oh Mr. Belpit, your legs are so swollen
Oh My .... J.T. Kirk
Oh NO!  This is real life, there's no UNDO key!
Oh NO! Customer Ranma fell in Pool of Drowned Ataru!!!
Oh NO!!!  Now their starting a Brain Tax!! Man, am I in Trouble!
Oh Nicholas!  You're such an Eternal Boy! -- Janette
Oh No It Mr Bill...Clinton that is!!!!
Oh No!  A +12 Vorpal Bunnie!!!!  Aieeeeeeeee!!!!
Oh No!  It's the Isaac Asimov Literary Doomsday Machine.
Oh No! He's overdosed on T.V.!-Ren
Oh No! It's the Isaac Asimov Literary Doomsday Machine.
Oh No! Messages in taglines! Here we go again! &lt;g&gt;
Oh No! Not Again?
Oh No! You're READING this Ugly tagline!
Oh No!!!!! Here come the moderators!!! &lt;&lt;&lt;CLICK&gt;&gt;&gt;
Oh No, It's Mr Bill...Clinton, that is!!!!
Oh No, Not A Shock To The Shamies!!
Oh Nut Bunnies, He must get the same jet pack catalog I do!-F!
Oh OH couldn't get it to work!
Oh Oedipus, of course Mother's proud of you!
Oh Oh, here she goes again with the Yuk Yuks
Oh Oh, here she goes again with the Yuk Yuks....&lt;G&gt;.
Oh Orville! The Dust Bunnies are our friends!
Oh Oysters come and walk with us, the Walrus did beseech.
Oh Really!!!?  (No, O'Reilly... He's Irish).
Oh Rick, I'm so stupid! -Lynn Minmei, Robotech II: The Sentinels
Oh Rick, I'm so stupid!!  -Lynn Minmei
Oh Rimmer.  You _are_ a smeghead. * Todhunter
Oh Rob, the old dinosaur's like totally herbophoboc! - Herbo chick
Oh S**t! -- Data - STG
Oh SURE.  You can steal this.  But can you write some?
Oh SURE. You can take time to read this. But can you writ
Oh SURE. You can take time to read this. But can you write some? Noooo!
Oh Sure, that's if you want to do it the EASY way.
Oh THERE you are, Jean-Luc!  -Lwaxana
Oh Tasha, See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me!
Oh Toto, this isn't Kansas!
Oh Vince, in the Renaissance, how big were the dinosaurs? - The Tick
Oh Wesley ... I've got something for you.. Troi [Naked]
Oh Wesley, just shut the hell up!  Picard
Oh Weyr, oh Weyr, has my little dra gon
Oh What A Relief It Is - By Al Kaseltzer
Oh Where, Oh Where, Have My Ancestors Gone,  Oh Where, Oh Where,
Oh Worf, Growl so I know you still care. Q
Oh Worf, you're such an animal! : Troi  OH! Beverly guess why
Oh XTC you,you got what i need (Rob Gee - My friend ecstasy)
Oh YEAH? Well, step outta that Battlemaster and say that!
Oh YEAH?...*WHAM* - Barbarian, D&D, The Animated Series
Oh Yeah? You want to review your rapid progress?! - Q
Oh a big heroin shipment is a coming! - Crow sings
Oh baby baby it's a wild world, its hard to get by just upon a smile
Oh baby!  Don't stop there!
Oh baby, it's getting much less smaller
Oh baby... don't be upset... it was a mercy killing
Oh be quiet.  Can't you see I'm busy dying?  - H. G. Wells
Oh bite me Frodo! - Frank
Oh boner, man. Jeez - Tom
Oh bother out of honey. Perhaps rabbit will have some I could borrow
Oh bother said O'Pooh am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer?
Oh bother! Said Pooh, and twitted his moderator.
Oh bother' said Pooh and hit his reset switch.
Oh bother, said @TOFIRST@ and twitted the (HI-ASCII) moderator
Oh bother, said Barry and twitted the (HI-ASCII) moderator.
Oh bother, said Pooh and twitted the ^%&^%&$ moderator.
Oh bother, said Pooh as Satan laid his soul to waste.
Oh bother, said Pooh as he felt a disturbance in the Force.
Oh bother, said Pooh, Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!
Oh bother, said Pooh, am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer?
Oh bother, said Pooh, and nuked Iraq!
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he deleted his hard drive.
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he deleted the entire message base.
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he fell into the toilet.
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he fell off the prostitute.
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he found he'd used a dirty needle.
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he got trapped in the printer.
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he had Eeyore for dinner.
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's.
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he loaded his last round.
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he puked on Christopher Robin.
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face.
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he reached for the reset button.
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he read alt.fan.bill-gates.
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he realized that his tagline wouldn't fi
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he received his Compu$erve bill.
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud.
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he started up Norton Utilities.
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom.
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he twitted his moderator.
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he wrestled with the moderator.
Oh bother, said Pooh, as his latest beta crashed.
Oh bother, said Pooh, as the police closed in.
Oh bother, said Pooh, when he found that the tagline would not fi
Oh bother, said Pooh, who then deleted his message base.
Oh bother, said Ray and twitted the (HI-ASCII) moderator.
Oh bother, said Ray and twitted the ^%&^%&$ moderator.
Oh bother, said Thomas and twitted the (HI-ASCII) moderator
Oh bother, said Thomas and twitted the moderator
Oh bother... said Pooh, as he realized that his tagline wouldn't fi
Oh bother..., said Pooh, when he found that the tagline would not fi
Oh bothersaid Pooh, as he realized that his tagline wouldn't fi
Oh boy
Oh boy! Only 200 more messages to read
Oh boy! That was a turd, wasn't it? - Tom on movie
Oh boy, I should have stayed in prison! - Tom Paris
Oh boy, I'm supposed to speak Italian. -- Sam Beckett
Oh boy, one of THESE - Crow on ditzy girl
Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking! - Ralph Wiggum
Oh boy, someone answered!!!
Oh boy. What do you want? - Jerry  This, that, and the other. - Elaine
Oh boy...
Oh boy...this is really mindsucker of all times
Oh brother Gamera is really neat! - Joel sings reggae
Oh buzz off, Nega-Sleaze! - Sailor Moon
Oh by the way which one's Pink?
Oh by the way...THANKS!
Oh c'mon!  Delta Burke could fit through that window! -- Servo
Oh captain!  My captain!  Our fearful trip is done
Oh close the door, put out the lights, close the curtains
Oh come all ye faithful. - Jim Jones
Oh come on Ayesha, EVERYONE loves a bonfire. :) - Jalapeno
Oh come on now, Sunie. Do you really think *THAT* will ever happen?
Oh come on now, you almost had me going there until the end. -Dire Wolf
Oh come on! That hurt a *little*! - Stanley
Oh come on, how could an Alana get no attention? -Serendipity
Oh come on.  Take a chance! -- Trump Knight
Oh come, all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant!
Oh come, let us adore him, Christ the Lord!
Oh come, ye, oh come ye to Bethlehem.
Oh could I fly, I'd fly with thee.
Oh crap.  Not you! -- Lister
Oh crap. (Toilet comes from behind wall) Not you! --Lister.
Oh crap. Not you! - Lister
Oh darn your biscuits, Mirandy
Oh dear!  What to do, what to do
Oh dear, I forgot to take my pill, said Mary pregnantly
Oh dear, I hope this isn't my full potential!
Oh dear, I think I am stuck this time. - Gen.
Oh dear, I think reality is on the blink again.
Oh dear, I think you'll find reality's on the blink again.
Oh dear, he's got an Amiga and he's not afraid to say it!  :-)
Oh dear, it appears that reality is on the blink again.
Oh dear, it's dawn again
Oh dear, now I have to write something funny down here
Oh dear, now I shall have to create more Martians.  - Marvin
Oh dear, reality seems to be on the blink again.
Oh dear, the radio's exploded!
Oh dear, there goes that reincarnation. :)
Oh dear.  I think you'll find reality's gone on the blink again
Oh dear. I think reality's gone on the blink again.-Marvin
Oh dear. L0ooks like I broke it
Oh dear. Now I shall have to create more Martians
Oh dear. This looks bad. - Stonecutter
Oh dear...was THAT you contact lens?
Oh dear.I think you'll find reality's gone on the blink a
Oh death, where is thy sting?  Oh grave, where is thy victory?
Oh deeeeeaaaaarr, oh deeeeaaaarrrrr
Oh do pipe down...  &lt;punch!&gt;
Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit.
Oh don't grovel!
Oh don't you hug me! You're all greasy! - Tom to Crow
Oh drat these computers.  They're so naughty and so complex
Oh du schone, Schnitzelbank!
Oh father high in heaven, smile down upon your son
Oh father please help me, for I have done wrong.
Oh for gracious sakes, I don't know one person who believes that way.
Oh for pete's sake, it's only a joke.
Oh for the days when men were men and women were property
Oh for the good old days of Tammany.
Oh for the love of taglines! -Yhsla Jones
Oh forget it! I'm tired of trying to make up new taglines.
Oh frankmy lips are so hotKISS my hot-lips frank..{oh we need to..}
Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Oh freddled gruntbuggly . . . - Vogon Poetry
Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy mixturations are to me
Oh gad! Not Troi's mother again! -Entire Crew
Oh gee! Look who i found sleeping in the Fields...&lt;Snap&gt;
Oh geez, he shot a coconut, in cold blood.
Oh give me a cray... Where the numbers play
Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam..on second thought
Oh give me a home, where the aardvarks do roam
Oh give me a phone, with a modem on loan.
Oh give thanks to the Lord for He is good.  Psa. 106:1
Oh go easy on the Lemming, Harry!
Oh god! I'm supposed to be blind! - Sam, Blind Faith
Oh god, not Troi's mother again!          - Entire Crew
Oh godie MORE taglines!
Oh good Iceman has a flat we get to see Bradley
Oh good. A Cylon warrior - Tom on cheesy space suit
Oh good. This room is even more dreary - Tom
Oh goodness gracious, I'm dead!
Oh goodness gracious, I'm dead! -- Joel Robinson
Oh goody! - Crow on seeing Adam West in credits
Oh goody! A Muranium P36 Explosive Space Modulator!
Oh goody! Another Aludium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator!
Oh goody! Another Muranium Explosive Space Modulator!
Oh goody! Another uranium P36 Explosive Space Modulator! - Marvin M
Oh goody! This guy! - Crow on familiar actor in movie
Oh goody-Another uranium P36 Explosive Space Modulator
Oh great!  Everyone's lost but me.
Oh great!  So where's a good trumpet when you need one?
Oh great!  Where will we find gas in Mexico?
Oh great! Everyone's lost but me. - Young Indiana Jones
Oh great! Everyone's lost but me. -- Young Indy
Oh great! He's running Windows! Now, he'll REALLY be mad!
Oh great, I have a cyst - Crow as character looks at hand
Oh great, Sam!  Now they think you're Sybill! -- Al Calavicci
Oh great, an Abba reunion - Tom on blonde vikings
Oh great, guess who? -Tom upon seeing Gamera title screen
Oh great, it's a giantZlWsic pickle! - Crow on monster
Oh great, my dad's Burl Ives - Crow
Oh great.  For this I get my ears peirced - Trillian
Oh great. He's getting nuder - Joel
Oh great. I get to spend the summer with my brain. - Bart
Oh great. The monster's a voyeur - Crow
Oh great. We can't have nice arms - Mike
Oh great... an Abba reunion. -- Tom Servo
Oh gross!  He's wearing a sports bra! -- Tom Servo
Oh gross. I can see up your pants leg - Mike
Oh he's really very sweet....don't let that M-16 fool you.
Oh heavens!  The media!  The Tick
Oh hell!  My mood ring just exploded!
Oh hell, it ain't Friday YET?!?
Oh here is another one for you. Remorse: Send it again Samuel.
Oh hey Mike Tyson. Did you let your son draw on your face with marker or something? Weird, anyways, wash it off and we'll get going... whattaya mean it doesn't wash off... Jesus Mikey.
Oh hey! A Cowboy movie! - Evil Tom Servo
Oh hey! A Cowboy movie! - Evil Tom Servo
Oh hey, I've been looking for you. - Mulder
Oh hey, he's no fun, he fell right over!
Oh him he's been lurking.
Oh honey, I took in a stray cat while you were gone -Crow
Oh honey, not tonightI have a modem.
Oh how I love to lick your creamy center!
Oh how the mighty have fallen... -- Guinen
Oh humanoids! I hate those, they hurt! - Crow
Oh ignore me I'm being a silly. - Quickling
Oh it's late, She puts her heart away for another day
Oh it's the meek!
Oh jee...huudathunkit...some fraud after Visa accounts.
Oh joy!  My very own lint miniskirt
Oh joy!  My very own lint miniskirt
Oh joy...  I can't wait for the humiliation to start
Oh let's not go there, it's such a silly place
Oh look - my contract just expired. - Dogbert the consultant
Oh look @TOFIRST@, I've dropped the soap!
Oh look @TOFIRST@...you've dropped the soap!
Oh look who's arguing semantics now! - Crow to Tom
Oh look! 60,839 taglines. They're so cute when entering puberty.
Oh look! It's a message from the Butler
Oh look! It's a message from the Chorzelewski
Oh look! It's a message from the Sharlow
Oh look! Theres' the sweet spot - Crow/#606
Oh look, Engineering has a NEW plan.... HAHA Gasp Wheeze!
Oh look, Paula, my pants fell down
Oh look, it's our new best friend!  Yakko, Animaniacs
Oh look, rocks! - The Doctor
Oh look.  She's surprised!  Isn't that darling? -- Tom Servo
Oh maaaan!  We were saved by GIRLS! - Earthworm Jim
Oh mama mia mama mia MAMA MIA LET ME GO!
Oh mama!  Santa's home! -- Tom Servo
Oh mama! Santa's home! - Tom as old guy hugs biker chick
Oh mama! What are they doing to your son? - Modo
Oh mamma, I'm in fear of my life from the long arm of the law - Styx
Oh man!  Crotch slapping! -- Mike Nelson
Oh man! 16 and I'm still sitting at the kids' table. - Rimfire
Oh man! Crotch slapping! - Mike
Oh man, I feel like a total choad. - Stan, South Park
Oh man, I thought we were beyond Thunderdome!
Oh man, I wish I could live in the parallel universe you've slipped into
Oh man, now I'm hungry! - Dragonrider
Oh man, that's the pits!! - The Tick
Oh man, the prescription on my glasses just ran out!
Oh man, you just stepped in a huge pile of &lt;spack&gt;!
Oh man. What the hell did I do last night? - Crow as kid
Oh me nerves!
Oh merde. - Amanda
Oh mushy, mushy, mushy! - Crow during love scene
Oh my GAWD!!  My computer's caught Windows!!!
Oh my GOD -- the SUN just fell into YANKEE STADIUM!!
Oh my GOD!  My computer's caught Windows 95!
Oh my GOD!  My computer's caught a virus:  Windows!
Oh my God you take the biscuit, treating me this way.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!  Does this mean we have to start fighting?
Oh my God!  Does this mean we have to start fighting? - Selina Kyle
Oh my God!  My names Billy Doyle and my cologne is Eau de Yak Urine!
Oh my God!  They killed %t!  You Bastards!
Oh my God! I'm all wet! - Crow after Tom shoots him
Oh my God! I've run out of taglines!
Oh my God! They killed @F! You bastards!
Oh my God! They killed Cartman! - Kenny
Oh my God! They videotaped killing Kenny! You bastards!
Oh my God! They've spaced the captives! Take them DOWN! - Ivanova
Oh my God, Frank! Turn on the game!! Quick!!!
Oh my God, I'm Popeye! -- Sam Beckett
Oh my God, I'm a DJ! -- Sam Beckett
Oh my God, I'm flying! -- Glitterboy
Oh my God, it's full of Harrys
Oh my God. We're both asleep-Alice
Oh my beloved ice cream bar, how I love to lick your creamy center
Oh my bruvvers, I yam fallin'!!
Oh my fur and whiskers!
Oh my god - what have I done
Oh my god! They've killed Kenny! - Stan, South Park
Oh my god, Ryo-oki, where is everyone?! - Tenchi
Oh my god, they've spaced the captives. - Ivanova
Oh my god.  His head burst
Oh my god...I'll be arrested for sure.
Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness! said Tom graciously.
Oh my gosh ..... I get Soooooo perplexed!
Oh my gosh! I've run out of tag lines!
Oh my were did I put my husband?
Oh my!  I should've stayed at Microsoft. - D.J
Oh my!  I'd forgotten how much I hate space travel!
Oh my!  Now where did I put my husband?
Oh my! I'd forgotten how much I hate space travel!
Oh my! Imperials ! RUNAWAY RUNAaaa...SZAAAAP...thunk
Oh my! Said Pooh, as he deleted his message base.
Oh my! Super Heroes! - Venus  [The Tick]
Oh my!! There's more plastic than Cher. &lt;Riggs&gt;
Oh my, Mister Sensitive - Crow to Dr. Forrester
Oh my, girl sitting in the sun - Pink Floyd
Oh my.  This IS a repugnant situation. - Binkley
Oh my... I do look like a bunny. -- Arthur
Oh my..that feels....like.... a perfect fit...!!!
Oh myI do look like a bunny.  Arthur (Tick)
Oh never mind!
Oh night, which ever art when day is not taglined! -- Tagspeare
Oh night, which ever art when day is not!   &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
Oh no !  Not another online learning experience !
Oh no ! It's the black beast of @?(fNO CARRIER
Oh no Captain, that's not dilithium, that's ice!
Oh no Captain, those aren't dilithium crystals, it's ice!
Oh no Mr. Bill!  Look out for that big TRUC*&^%$#@NO CARRIER
Oh no it's the.....Ack!....A Moderator!....Run away!.....Run away!
Oh no not again. That Holodeck is always breaking down. - Picard
Oh no not this aga&%$*#(##@ NO CARRIER
Oh no one understands my dog?
Oh no we are all out of Powered Toast
Oh no you don't!  You're not stealing this one!
Oh no you don't.  This is no time to be rescued. - 007 (Goldfinger)
Oh no!  I've got static Klingons!
Oh no!  It's Emogine Coca! -- Mike Nelson
Oh no!  Liberals!!  Well, looks like we'll have to blast our way out!
Oh no!  More bugs.  ///\oo/\\\   ///\oo/\\\
Oh no!  My cat ate my mouse!
Oh no!  Not another expensive update.
Oh no!  Not primordial soup for dinner *again*?
Oh no!  Not the Bajoran Death Chant!  Ro
Oh no!  Not the duck from `You Bet Your Life'! -- Tom Servo
Oh no!  One of the Three Tenors is down! -- Mike Nelson
Oh no!  Sharkdog's about to eat those defenseless little kittens!
Oh no!  The condom is leaki^%&&&  NO BARRIER
Oh no!  The creationists are mutating!
Oh no!  The moderator of the MPD echo just banned aliases
Oh no!  Tom Servo has burst into flames! -- Crow T. Robot
Oh no! ANOTHER of Wesley's experiments is threatening the universe!
Oh no! Ako!! I wanted to kill her! Oh well can't have everything. -Bko
Oh no! Another @TOLAST@! RUN!
Oh no! Another Bullitt! RUN!
Oh no! Another Orville! RUN!
Oh no! He died of jock itch! - Tom
Oh no! He's doing interpretative mime - Crow as guy waves
Oh no! He's gonna pee! - Crow on giant in Vegas
Oh no! I can't go to the deli! My singles cover has lapsed! -- Lyndall Holmes
Oh no! I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!
Oh no! I forgot which friends I told the truth to!
Oh no! I got shrew doo on my shoe! - Tom
Oh no! I killed the tree! - Sailor Moon
Oh no! I think reality is on the blink again
Oh no! I turned out just like my mom!
Oh no! I'm old! - Old Dexter (DL)
Oh no! I'm on turtle modem! *&^%$#**NO CARRIER
Oh no! I'm running out of new tag-lines!
Oh no! I'm stuck in Usurper, now wh**&^%#@*NO CARRIER
Oh no! I've been transmogrified into an expanding ball of pulsating slime !!!
Oh no! It's going to eliminate! - Mike on spaceship
Oh no! My cat ate my mouse!
Oh no! My tagline is umop apisdn!
Oh no! No!  No! Not a woman!  Not high heels!  Not again!
Oh no! Not a Chronic Hysteris... chronic hysteris... chronic
Oh no! Not another "learning experience!"
Oh no! Not another 'undocumented feature'!
Oh no! Not another learning experience! :-)
Oh no! Not luuudicrous speed!
Oh no! Not the Bajoran Death Chant! --Ro.
Oh no! Now you did it.  You shouldn't tease my brother like that.
Oh no! One of @TOFIRST@'s socks has escaped!
Oh no! One of Bob's socks has escaped!
Oh no! One of Coridon's socks has escaped!
Oh no! One of his socks has escaped!
Oh no! Sharkdog's about to eat those defenseless little kittens!
Oh no! She's gonna do the funny dance again! - Mike
Oh no! The Horrible Shaking Bush! - Crow
Oh no! The Moderator of the MPD echo just banned aliases
Oh no! The Queen's drunk again - Crow
Oh no! The condom is leaki^&#o@%&&& NO BARRIER
Oh no! The creationists are mutating!
Oh no! They've got me! %^&fT&*(gd^mNO CARRIER
Oh no!!  Look! It's a Brain Storm!!!
Oh no, Gordie!  I... I can't! -- Chris Chambers
Oh no, I could never do that. Then THEY would get me. - Dire Wolf
Oh no, I'll die if I miss 'Scooby-Doo'! - Neil, Young Ones
Oh no, I'm losing my buzz - Mike
Oh no, I've become George! (Elaine)
Oh no, I've forgotten the crackers Gromit!
Oh no, Mike Zier, don't even think of pressing Alt-A.  Th
Oh no, Mr. mouse. I expect you to die! - Lawrence Limburger
Oh no, Satan... you stay right here where I can see you
Oh no, a viru/-YaeUe&gt;&gt;o|C?ae
Oh no, a viru
Oh no, a viru
Oh no, her bra strap broke! - Crow
Oh no, here comes the diatribe - Mike
Oh no, here comes the diatribe... -- Mike Nelson
Oh no, it wasn't the Airplane; It was BEAUTY killed the beast!
Oh no, it's Emogine Coca - Mike
Oh no, it's a mime! -- Crow T. Robot
Oh no, it's the Tick and his incredible sidekick, Speak! - Monster
Oh no, not again!
Oh no, not again! - Bowl of Petunias
Oh no, not again.
Oh no, not an "Nth-Complexity Infinite Binary Loop"!!!
Oh no, not another learning experience!
Oh no, not deja-vu again!  Oh no, not deja-vu again!
Oh no, not deja-vu again. Oh no, not deja-vu again. Oh no
Oh no, not dj-vu again! Oh no, not dj-vu again! Oh no
Oh no, not the Wheel of Morality!!!! -- Dot
Oh no, she's marking the couch! - Mike
Oh no, they say he's got to go, oh no, Godzilla!
Oh no, what do I do with my arms? - Mike as stiff actor
Oh no, you don't, Satan... you stay right here where I can see you
Oh no, you've trodden in an Amiga. Go wipe your shoe on the grass
Oh no.  Not another martial artist. -- Swift Swallow
Oh no.  Yo' Man!! Not anotha' 'undocumented feature'.  Yo' Man!!
Oh no. He's gone over - Mike on zombie in coffin
Oh no.. BETA
Oh no... not Rainbow Archer *again*. -- Blackwolf
Oh no... not an... UNREGISTERED copy?! #!%&@T   NO CARRIER
Oh no....IT'S ME AGAIN!
Oh no...more irrelevant nonsense from @F? UGH!
Oh nonot anUNREGISTERD copy?! E$^@$# NO CARRIER
Oh nooo! Too dumb! Nooo! - Mike as kid
Oh nooooo! :-O  Not AGAIN!
Oh noooooo - Mr. Spot has been flattened by a fist.
Oh nos. What theys doin' up so early? - Greasepit
Oh oh. Wait a minute.  What's this?  This sucks.... -- Butthead
Oh oh....maybe you'd better start your own bbs..snicker
Oh pantomime horse, that was wonderful!
Oh play me that mountain music!
Oh please sir, they forced me to do it, I had no choice! - Kryten
Oh please! Put the sack back on!
Oh please! Would you stop it with the 'Hip' talk? -Charles
Oh please, I wouldn't touch you to scratch you.
Oh please, I've already got hay in my pants! - Mike
Oh please, don't do that ... Oh please, don't ... Oh please ... Oh
Oh please, not the death chant!
Oh please, stop your blubbering. - Bowser
Oh pointy birds, oh pointy, pointy... Annoint-- -- Harris
Oh poo! I'm in the pit of Hell - Tom as Kathy Ireland
Oh puh-leeze... look who you're talking to....  *this* group. - Shell
Oh pun, sez me! - Ali Baba & the Forty Tagline Thieves
Oh put me away deathpusher.
Oh ram it, clown! -- Mike Nelson
Oh right... I forgot. Silly me! - Charlie
Oh s---! -Data
Oh say can you C at the dawn's early light?
Oh say can you C...(at dawn's early light)
Oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave
Oh say it isn't so... it isn't soooooo... say it isn't so; oh oh oh!
Oh say, can you see...by the dawn's early light
Oh sh*t there goes the planet
Oh she sighs, as he walks away into the downtown day
Oh she smiles, as he glances up from the swimsuit issue
Oh she waits by the telephone, for the call he promised
Oh shoot. My face is still there - Tom
Oh shut up Baldric!  You'd laugh at a Shakespeare comedy!
Oh shut up and close your eyes girl!
Oh shut up you stupid dumboid git!
Oh shut up!  And go and change your armor.
Oh smeg! What the smeggin' smeg's he smeggin' done? -- Lister
Oh smeg. What the smegging smeg's he gone and done?
Oh sorry, this is abuse. Argument's down the hall
Oh stewardess! I speak jive
Oh stop it, you're going to hurt _my_ feelings. - Mulder
Oh stop the wedgie, please! - Tom
Oh strong and long liv'd death, how cam'st thou in? -- Donne
Oh sure Einstein, but what's the speed of dark?
Oh sure!  Bu
Oh sure!  But what's the speed of dark?
Oh sure! But then, what's the speed of Dark, smarty???
Oh sure! But what about the speed of dark?
Oh sure! What's the speed of dark?
Oh sure, *I'll* go back- when I can play the piano again! -Jesus
Oh sure, it starts with one tagline, then another, then
Oh sure, smart a$$!  But what's the speed of dark?
Oh sure, turn my own words back on me why don't you.
Oh sure.  That's what you 100 foot flying turtles always say.
Oh sure.. tell me this AFTER suggesting the tongue.
Oh sure...put the government in charge of healthcare
Oh sureHooked on phonetics now, eh?
Oh sweet Information Super Highway - Crow
Oh teacher, teach us now! - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Oh thank God!  I thought I was having a nightmare! - Bashir
Oh that it would work the first time
Oh that!   That's just my salacious side emerging
Oh that's cute, a zombie with a gas attack. - Garibaldi
Oh that?  I was playing leap frog with a unicorn.
Oh that?  Just call it a hunch. - Quasimodo
Oh that? It was from playing leap frog with a unicorn.
Oh the Beer went over the mountain
Oh the dreams of what used to be.
Oh the girls all get prettier at closin time
Oh the great Amish director of photography - Mike
Oh the indignities the english language suffers - teddy
Oh the pain! The pain of it all! - Lost In Space
Oh the pain, the pain
Oh the shot heard 'round the world, was the start of the revolution
Oh there you are Jeff, on the floor, stop convulsing!
Oh there you are, lying on the floor ... Stop convulsing!
Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.  - Monty Python
Oh there you go, bringing class into it again. - MP&THG
Oh this age!  How tasteless and ill-bred it is. -- Gaius Valerius Catullus
Oh this looks so good.  I wish I could smell it. -- Al
Oh to have a lodge in some vast wilderness. Where rumors of oppression and deceit, of unsuccessful and successful wars may never reach me anymore. -Wm.Cowper, poet (1731-1800)
Oh touch me, turn me on, and burn me down.
Oh touch me, turn me on, and burn me down.
Oh trust in me my pretty one, come walk with me my helpless one
Oh typical!  Agony booth is out of order! -- Evil Crow
Oh uh, lysdexic beykoard
Oh very clever Worf, eat any good books lately?
Oh very good, Worf. Eat any good books lately?
Oh waiter!  There's a tagline in my soup!
Oh war. Thou son of Hell.
Oh wearisome condition of humanity! Born under one law, to another bound. -- Fulke Greville, Lord Brooke
Oh well - got carried away here.
Oh well!! I guess it's OK. - Little Yoshi
Oh well, I guess that's the way the woodchuck chucks
Oh well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.
Oh well, THERE'S her hat - Tom as girl lifts her skirt
Oh well, as long as you enjoy yourself, there's no need to be perfect.
Oh well, best I could come up with on short notice
Oh well, can't change the world... have to learn to live in it.
Oh well, half of one, six dozen of the other. 
Oh well, now I won't be able to use my Dan Quayle taglines anymore.
Oh well, whatever... Never mind
Oh well.  Nothing a little plasma can't deal with. -- Trekkie
Oh well. STOP THIS BS!!!!! NOW!!!! - Christy
Oh well... &lt;catty smile&gt; what can I say to that.  *PURRRRRRRR!*
Oh well... I remember when Commodore was on top of the game too!
Oh well...Kats will be Kats
Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to conceive. -- Don Herold
Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive. -- Shakespeare
Oh what can it mean to a daydream believer and a homecoming queen?
Oh what frightful Beast is this, born anew on a night like this.
Oh what heights we'll hit, on with the show, this is it. -Loony Tunes
Oh what tangled webs our ancestors weave
Oh what the &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;HECK&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;.....FIRE!
Oh what the heck.  I'll do it.  - - Calvin
Oh what the heck...I DO want it all
Oh what wisdom we acquire, in the moment of our demise! - gypsy pete
Oh where oh where has that FIDO dog gone, oh where oh where
Oh where, oh where can Jah love be now? - bad brains
Oh where, oh where, have my ancestors gone?
Oh who was it I saw, oh who?
Oh wow! Good nyborg, man!
Oh wow! Look how cheap frankfurters were! - Crow
Oh wow, like, what an awesome baud
Oh yea, so what can the Phone Company D#&* NO CA
Oh yea, well my daddy
Oh yea?  If you're so smart, why don't I understand you?
Oh yeah I'll tell you something,I think you'll understand
Oh yeah!   Your Motherboard Wears Combat Boots!
Oh yeah!  I'll tell you something,I think you'll understand!
Oh yeah!  Well, I'm the most modest person I know!
Oh yeah! Come to papa! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! - Fred the Mutant
Oh yeah! I've got a mil hit points! I'm the Dm. You're dead.
Oh yeah!?  Well 010111001001001001010101 to you too, buddy!
Oh yeah, "I'll be back in a few hours - just watching the game."
Oh yeah, Doc ?  Wanna take this outside !
Oh yeah, Doc Zimmerman?  Wanna take this outside?
Oh yeah, God bless Twikki!
Oh yeah, I don't have internet access either
Oh yeah, I'll tell you something I think you'll understand.
Oh yeah, and "$#%@ all that, we've gotta get on with these!" - Floyd
Oh yeah, another thing ......There's SO much Mis-information
Oh yeah, feel good about kicking a fish's butt
Oh yeah, like *that's* a big surprise.
Oh yeah, like *that's* a big surprise. -- Tom Servo
Oh yeah, the lobster.  I forgot. -- Joel Robinson
Oh yeah, you wish.
Oh yeah, you wish. -- Crow T. Robot
Oh yeah.  You go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel
Oh yeah?  Abandon ship to where? -- Crow T. Robot
Oh yeah?  Beta test this
Oh yeah?  Here's some OLD technology!  *BLAM* - Jake Cardigan
Oh yeah?  How old are you Beavis? - Butt-Head
Oh yeah?  Well my blaster rifle BEATS your Pure Sabacc!
Oh yeah?  Well step out of the giant robot and say that!
Oh yeah?  Well why don't you just wear red and beam down, pal!
Oh yeah?  Well, I didn't care FIRST!
Oh yeah?  Well, I remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean
Oh yeah?  You into Gor? HmMMMMmMM she said.
Oh yeah? Beta test this.
Oh yeah? How old are you Beavis? -- Butthead
Oh yeah? If you're so smart, why don't I understand you?
Oh yeah? Step out of the giant robot and say that!
Oh yeah? Well, beam *THIS* up, pal!
Oh yeah? What city?
Oh yeah? You want a piece o me? 'Cmon! I'll cut ya a new smile
Oh yeah?! Your mother dates Kennedys!
Oh yeh, I'm a miracle worker, baby - Mike
Oh yes it was wonderful snotty beamed me twice last night
Oh yes, please...I'd like to be a winner, thank you! - The Tick
Oh yes, that sweet, good girl smile works every time.
Oh yes, there is a madness to my methods
Oh yes,I expect they cured death the minute we left Earth! - Rimmer
Oh yes.  The... uh... Norwegian Blue.  What's wrong with it?
Oh you and your whining...does it ever stop? :) - Jalapeno
Oh you cursed brat, look what you've done! I'm MELTING!!
Oh you didn't know? Your ass better call somebody!  -New Age Outlaws
Oh you know my name is Simon, and I like to do draw-rings
Oh yuck! Its been setting down his pants! - Crow on Tor
Oh yuck, he was eating crackers - Crow on wind demon
Oh!  A deadly bell assault!  A pig block from Saotome!
Oh!  A perversion of nature...  how exciting!
Oh!  Agent Cooper!
Oh!  Come and see the violence inherent in the system! --Dennis
Oh!  Gotta GO!  2-year old has my 386 notebook!
Oh!  I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.
Oh!  I get it!  HAHAHAHAHAhahahaha....haha
Oh!  Inviso-waiter! -- Tom Servo
Oh!  It's the *meek*... blessed are the *meek*!
Oh!  King, eh?  Very nice.  And 'ow'd you get that, eh?
Oh!  Nothing happened! -Q
Oh!  Oh!  I'm sorry!  This is "Abuse!"
Oh!  Robo!  You *are* gigantic!  -Ginrei, Giant Robo
Oh!  Teacher's pet!  Extra credit! -- Crow T. Robot
Oh!  The two plots are on a collision course!
Oh!  The two plots are on a collision course! -- Crow T. Robot
Oh!  They filmed the cast party! -- Tom Servo
Oh!  Trouser-cam!  Hi there! -- Joel Robinson
Oh!  You "pillage and plunder"? - Elaine    When I travel... -  Carl
Oh!  You know how to manipulate me!  - (alternate) Kira
Oh!  You want SERIOUS ideas?
Oh!  You want SERIOUS ideas?... ummmm... glumble....gloop
Oh!  You're evil  =)
Oh! ... what a tedious mortal. -- Voltaire
Oh! A TORY, EH!?!? - Tom to Mike
Oh! A WISE guy, EH? Pick two fingers. Poink! Nyuck!Nyuck!
Oh! A deadly bell assault! A pig block from Saotome!
Oh! A present for ME! -- Pandora
Oh! Am *I* in this cartoon, too?! - Rita
Oh! An untimely death.
Oh! Anatomy of a Murder - Mike on credits
Oh! And what does *this* button do?
Oh! Are you trying to be clever?
Oh! Baby, baby, baby, baby!
Oh! Clara! Your hand is freezing! - Mike
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! --Monty Python
Oh! Come on @TOFIRST@, just this one last little feature!
Oh! Come on Orville, just this one last little feature!
Oh! Dont touch the modem there. Thats it, uhm, nice spot!
Oh! Gotta GO! 2-yr.-old has my 386 notebook!
Oh! He's suddenly become meliflous! - Crow
Oh! Here's your problem, you had is set for evil
Oh! I almost forgot! It's absolutely VITAL to plan ahea
Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, And danced the skies
Oh! I just love success!
Oh! I see you've worked for the Master! - Dr. F to Torgo
Oh! I think I'm gonna keel ovah! - Molly
Oh! I thought you were asking about my work ETHNIC
Oh! Icky caca! - Tom as Demon Dogs whiz on him
Oh! Intercourse the penguin! (Chapman)
Oh! It's Lawrence of Pasedina! -- Crow
Oh! Just like a penis!  Only smaller.
Oh! Just like that Doctor?....Who??...Can't remember!
Oh! Make it stop! - Crow on movie
Oh! My area! - Joel as guy racks himself
Oh! My brain hurts! - Gumby
Oh! My mistake:  Agmemnon, son of Atreus;  Paris, son of Priam.
Oh! No! Tell me you didn't say that?!
Oh! Now how did I end up in the OFF-TOPIC conference?!
Oh! Oh I see!
Oh! Oh! I know the answer! It's YES!
Oh! Oh! I know the answer! It's YES! - Jalapeno
Oh! Oh! Me! Me! I'm done! I'll go first - Crow
Oh! Oh! Oh! What are you guys talking about?
Oh! Oh, I don't do battle - Mike as hero
Oh! Quit giving me pee! - Dr. F on lemonade
Oh! To be an Interface Cowboy in Hyperspace.!!!
Oh! Trouser cam! Hi there! - Joel
Oh! Was that yours?
Oh! What was that bang? We must have a blowout. DAMMIT!
Oh! You want SERIOUS ideas?
Oh! You're undercover! - Crow as stewardess to rescuer
Oh! Zombie chiropractor - Tom as zombie twists guy's neck
Oh! he he he! ooh! ha ha ha! - Ed
Oh! how many torments lie in the small circle of a wedding-ring!
Oh! sorry, I have zipped pkunzip.exe
Oh!! So this is where the ________+_A_g_L_i_N_E__________goes! aahhh.
Oh!! You been smoking that STUFF again, ummm?
Oh!, you ARE sick!!!
Oh"Bother, said Pooh, as he died for the 5th time in DOOM!
Oh, $&!#! It's Mister Creosote!
Oh, &lt;bleep&gt;!  I broke a nail! --Anna, LGD
Oh, &lt;censored&gt; !!!  I just lost all my taglines!
Oh, 'meltdown'. We prefer to call it an unrequested fision surplus.
Oh, 'peace'..shaddup!
Oh, 'tis a precious thing, when wives are dead, To find such numbers who will serve instead.... (GEORGE CRABBE)
Oh, *BRAIN* sucking ameboa!"--Scully
Oh, *BRAIN* sucking parasites! --Scully
Oh, *SURE*, wise a*s!  But what's the speed of dark?
Oh, <censored> !!! I just lost all my taglines!
Oh, @F, don't be a blork
Oh, @L. You've forgotten the color code!
Oh, @TOFIRST@, don't be a blork
Oh, @TOLAST@. You've forgotten the color code!
Oh, ABE!!! One night at the Theatre isn't going to kill you.
Oh, Agent Dork, when I said "Search me" I didn't mean it literally!
Oh, All, this looks so good.  I wish I could smell it.
Oh, Auntie Em, it's so good to be home!
Oh, Auntie Em, there's no place like home
Oh, Aunty Em, it's so good to be home!
Oh, BTW Geco, the Lab called.   Your brain is ready!
Oh, BTW, guess how many taglines are in this collection?
Oh, BTW, nice toga! - Yakko
Oh, BTW, why haven't you mentioned that feminist organizations in Europe
Oh, Beavis!  And I thought you were so rugged!
Oh, Bevis!  And I thought you were so butch!
Oh, Bevis!  And I thought you were so rugged!
Oh, Bomb a BinLaden
Oh, Bother! said Pooh, as he died for the @SECOND@ time in Doom!
Oh, Bother!, cried Pooh, after he spoke the lords name backwards.
Oh, Bother!, cried Pooh, as he sold Eyore to the glue factory.
Oh, Bother!, said Pooh as he erased his hard drive
Oh, Bother, cried Pooh, as he pushed The Button to start Armageddon.
Oh, Bother, said Pooh, as he died for the 5th time in DOOM!
Oh, Boy! It's coming!
Oh, Brad you're so strong and protective
Oh, Brain! I fixed it! - Pinky I fixed it too, Pinky. - Brain
Oh, Britain... Country of Beatles and Crazy Cows... :-)
Oh, Bullitt. You've forgotten the color code!
Oh, Bullwinkle, that trick NEVER works!
Oh, C'mon now!!...Give me a break!
Oh, Cool!  God!  My favorite fictional character! -- Homer Simpson
Oh, Creepy Girl... -- Joel Robinson
Oh, DEAR...I've said too much.   Scar
Oh, Delenn! Someone named Delilah to see you!
Oh, Doctor Bashir? I have the WORST cough
Oh, Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News is here to see you
Oh, E.T.'s in the beer again and I'm gettttinn d r u n k. Hic!
Oh, Effendi, if you only knew what a deal I have for you
Oh, Frank wrote to me again  ;)
Oh, GOD, I'm so depressed.--Marvin
Oh, Garrison Keeler's laughing - Mike
Oh, God!  I just ate/some (Spam the Internet) with/e.e. cummings's dog
Oh, God! Not ANOTHER learning experience!
Oh, God, Mulder. It smells like... I think it's bile
Oh, Gods... not another one!
Oh, Great. I'm just nuts. Sheridan
Oh, I am in the phonebook... under 'A' for Archduke!
Oh, I assure you I would never do such a thing intentionally! :) - DW
Oh, I broke this arm while bashing mail boxes ma'am
Oh, I can 'C' clearly now, my brain is gone
Oh, I couldn't afford a whole new brain
Oh, I do have a couple or so.  &gt;;-{&gt;##
Oh, I don't blame Congress.  If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too. -- Lichty & Wagner
Oh, I don't even know what I'm doing here.  We're wasting our time!
Oh, I don't have anymore Zebra rear! - Dione
Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends...  - Beatles
Oh, I get it!  He's got cable! -- Tom Servo
Oh, I get it!!  "The BEACH goes on", huh, SONNY??
Oh, I get it.  You don't have to be Freud to figure it out
Oh, I get it.  You were kidding.
Oh, I got a live one here. - The Joker
Oh, I guess I'm not funny - Mike
Oh, I hate myself for lovin' you... - Joan Jett
Oh, I hate these movies!
Oh, I have slipped the surley bonds of earth and danced the skies
Oh, I hope so, my darling.  Oh...Ah...ahh OHHH! Oh it's you!
Oh, I hope their chins don't lock - Crow as couple kisses
Oh, I just *love* a bit of nonsense
Oh, I just *love* a bit of nonsense &lt;g&gt;.
Oh, I just got a chill down my spine - Fox Mulder
Oh, I just love success!  -- Frank N. Furter
Oh, I love Kira, don't get me wrong. - Anna Steven
Oh, I love a woman in uniform! - Quark
Oh, I promise not to tell the junior officers. Kim
Oh, I ran into the prop wall - Crow T. Robot
Oh, I saw the Stop sign officer.  It's YOU I didn't see.
Oh, I see!  You live in a superluminal reality?
Oh, I see, said the blind man to his deaf wife
Oh, I seeeeee.  &lt;nodding solemnly&gt;  - Anna Steven
Oh, I suck! - Homer
Oh, I think I can walk; I'll try. - McCoy
Oh, I though they were supposed to land on their feet. - Yakko
Oh, I thought you said you were the MODULATOR!!
Oh, I thought you were complaining about the mazukia player!
Oh, I was just looking for some flying saucers... Seen any?
Oh, I was wondering when you'd get here. -- Garek
Oh, I wet 'em
Oh, I will bring you silver and gold, and I will bring you Glory!
Oh, I wish Uncle Dicky was here.-King   Don't `Dicky' me, Ducky.-Ghost
Oh, I'll alert the media... -- Tom Servo
Oh, I'll never get these rugs clean! - Lawrence Limburger
Oh, I'm a 'trip'?  Beacause I figured you out?"--Mulder
Oh, I'm a 'trip'?"--Mulder
Oh, I'm a BAAAAD Girl - Crow as Mamie Van Doren
Oh, I'm a Congressman & I'm ok, I tax all night and I spend all day.
Oh, I'm a hypocrite but I'm okay .. - Liberal Lumberjack Song
Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K
Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K...  - Monty Python
Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay!
Oh, I'm a programmer and I'm O.K
Oh, I'm a tagline and I'm okay
Oh, I'm a tagline, and I'm OK
Oh, I'm dizzy! Forrest Gump
Oh, I'm having the *WEIRDEST* day!
Oh, I'm not bothered&lt;splash&gt; ONE BIT! &lt;kick&gt; --Akane.
Oh, I'm soooo scared, Mister Big Adult Male! - Charlene
Oh, I'm sorry, Hamlet. The correct question is, "To be or not to be."
Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
Oh, I'm sorry, that doesn't sound like the Kira *I* know!--Odo
Oh, I'm sorry, this is debate. You want abuse - next door
Oh, I'm sorry, was that your hard drive.
Oh, I'm sorry, were the voices in my head bothering you?
Oh, I'm sorry, were the voices in my head too loud again?
Oh, I'm sure.  &lt;disgusted face; reluctant smile&gt;  - Anna Steven
Oh, I've forgotten what I said now.
Oh, I've got friends in low places
Oh, I've had a really _awful_ day.  This makes me feel _much_ better.
Oh, I've had such a curious dream! said Alice.
Oh, I've killed her! ...It's all happening again!
Oh, Jan, you don't HAVE any friends. - Marcia Brady
Oh, Jean-Luc, I want you so bad.  MAKE IT SO!
Oh, Joy!!! new taglines!
Oh, KING, eh... very nice!
Oh, Lister.  You've forgotten the color code! * Rimmer
Oh, Lord! It's Hard To Be Humble When You're Perfect In Every Way
Oh, Lord! Michael Mac Nessa's out bothering the Spoo again!
Oh, Mike. Oh what time is it? I slept late -Dr. Forrester
Oh, Mr. Heinie! A monster is attacking!
Oh, Mr. Mawshall, I'm so confused. What season is it?
Oh, Mr. Woof! -Lwaxana
Oh, My Gosh!: All I Need (2000)
Oh, My Gosh!: All She Wants to Do is Have Fun (1991)
Oh, My Gosh!: All She Wants to Do is Have Fun (1991)
Oh, My Gosh!: Back to Square One (1987)
Oh, My Gosh!: Back to Square One (1987)
Oh, My Gosh!: Between the Lions in Space One (1999)
Oh, My Gosh!: Blowing in the Wind (1986)
Oh, My Gosh!: Blowing in the Wind (1986)
Oh, My Gosh!: Blowing in the Wind (1986)
Oh, My Gosh!: Changing Days on ATV (2001)
Oh, My Gosh!: ESPN (1985)
Oh, My Gosh!: ESPN (1985)
Oh, My Gosh!: Easy-as-ABC (1983)
Oh, My Gosh!: Even Stevens (2000)
Oh, My Gosh!: Even Stevens (2000)
Oh, My Gosh!: Faster for the Master (1997)
Oh, My Gosh!: Leavin' with the Stevens (2003)
Oh, My Gosh!: Margo Larshman is Not an Alien (1993)
Oh, My Gosh!: Margo Larshman is Not an Alien (1993)
Oh, My Gosh!: Margo Larshman is Not an Alien (1993)
Oh, My Gosh!: Margo Larshman is Not an Alien (1993)
Oh, My Gosh!: Margo Larshman is Not an Alien (1993)
Oh, My Gosh!: Margo Larshman is Not an Alien (1993)
Oh, My Gosh!: Pilot (1983)
Oh, My Gosh!: September Eleventh (2001)
Oh, My Gosh!: September Eleventh (2001)
Oh, My Gosh!: Sixth Period (2001)
Oh, My Gosh!: Software USA (1996)
Oh, My Gosh!: The 15th Century Warfare (1995)
Oh, My Gosh!: The Cheetah Girls (1995)
Oh, My Gosh!: The Cheetah Girls (1995)
Oh, My Gosh!: The Cheetah Girls (1995)
Oh, My Gosh!: The Cheetah Girls (1995)
Oh, My Gosh!: The Cheetah Girls (1995)
Oh, My Gosh!: The Disney Channel (1997)
Oh, My Gosh!: The Song of July 20th, 1969 (2002)
Oh, My Gosh!: True Confessions? (2001)
Oh, My Gosh!: What is That Thing? (1992)
Oh, My Gosh!: What is That Thing? (1992)
Oh, My Gosh!: What is That Thing? (1992)
Oh, My Gosh!: What is That Thing? (1992)
Oh, NO, @FN@! I..I CAN'T!
Oh, NO, @FN@! I..I CAN'T!
Oh, NO, @FN@! I..I CAN'T!
Oh, NO, @FN@! I..I CAN'T!
Oh, NO, @TOFIRST@! I..I CAN'T!
Oh, NO, Gordie! I..I CAN'T! - Chris Chambers
Oh, NO, Orville! I..I CAN'T!
Oh, Nagus, I'm so happy! Quark
Oh, Niles, that's just what we need: a &gt;fourth&lt; language! Frasier
Oh, No!  A +12 Vorpal Energizer Bunnie!  Aieeeeeeeee!
Oh, No!!  I've really asked for it now, huh??!
Oh, Normy, look at this! Another psychic's head exploded!
Oh, Nurse!  You've done it backwards!  I said prick his boil!
Oh, Nut Bunnies... He must get the same jet pack catalog I do! - Freak
Oh, Oh! My computer's caught Windows!
Oh, Oh, ... Your Zip File Is Open!
Oh, Oh, where's my rain filter?
Oh, Oh..!   My computer's caught Windows!
Oh, Old MacDonald had 3 sylables in his name. e i e i o!
Oh, Orville don't be a blork.
Oh, Orville, you in a heapa trouble now!
Oh, Orville. You've forgotten the color code!
Oh, PROPHETS...I wasn't even expecting that one... &lt;wide smile&gt;-A.S
Oh, People of the Earth, listen to the words of the Prophet.
Oh, Picard!  I will enjoy you morning, noon and night! -- Ardra
Oh, Picard, I will enjoy you morning, noon and night!
Oh, Pooh!  Mrs. Neilsen, HI HONEY, I'M HOME
Oh, Pooh! I deleted my tagline!
Oh, Pooh! I deleted my tagline!   - Pooh
Oh, Pooh. A war.  Animaniacs
Oh, Prophets! Oh, Prophets! Oh, Prophets! - Anna Steven
Oh, Prophets, I'm going to die now, all right? - Anna Steven
Oh, Rael!  You do give "chile-head" a whole new meaning! - Green
Oh, Rick, you'll have to think for BOTH of us!
Oh, Rimmer. You *are* a smeghead. - Todhunter
Oh, Rocky!  How could you?! -- Frankie
Oh, SYSOP, could we get waited on here?
Oh, Sh!t!!! - Data
Oh, Speeedo... Sissy
Oh, The Sisters of Mercy
Oh, Vulcan plo-meek soup! McCoy
Oh, Wesley!  I've got something for you!   - Troi [naked]
Oh, Where, O Where have my skeletons gone?
Oh, Why you're seven little men,  seven very naughty little men
Oh, Will, I've already SEEN what you're hiding. - Deanna
Oh, YEAH! Want to FIGHT about it? &lt;Honey, beat @FN@ up for me.&lt;
Oh, YEAH! Want to FIGHT about it? {daddy, beat him up}
Oh, Yeah!  My Brother's a Mainframe With The IRS !
Oh, a headache? That's too bad, Mike - Crow
Oh, a magic door!  Well, why didn't you say? - Cat
Oh, a rhetorical post?  Okay, this is a rhetorical recipe
Oh, a shrinking ray..."never" seen THAT before...- The Tick to Charles
Oh, a suggestion about a suggestion!  Ok, that's different!
Oh, a wise guy!
Oh, ah
Oh, all I see turns to brown as the sun burns the ground
Oh, all RIGHT, you've got your powers back.--Q Two
Oh, all right Carson, here's your @!#% tagline!
Oh, all right here's your @!#% tagline
Oh, all right! The point is, a whole lot of people turned into apes!
Oh, all we need is each other. Isn't that right, sweetheart?--Kira
Oh, allright! - Have it your way! - O'Brien
Oh, am I gonna get it for *those* comments! -- Blackdeath
Oh, am I in this cartoon too?  Rita, Animaniacs
Oh, and Dr. McCoy, you would not have survived. Spock
Oh, and HUGE pectoral muscles... Amen. - Ren Hoek
Oh, and Highlander...  Don't lose your head. -Ramirez
Oh, and I love to *SWIPE* `til I'm Smurf blue.
Oh, and Son. I ate the last can of dog food - Mike
Oh, and Verad... Don't call me Benjamin. &lt;zap!&gt; - Sisko
Oh, and Verad... Don't call me Benjamin. -- Sisko
Oh, and another thing.........I DON'T DO WINDOWS!!
Oh, and by the way... *BOOGER*! -- Johnny Fever
Oh, and child, one last thing...  - Winn as Columbo
Oh, and get that fish out of the ready room. -- Jelico
Oh, and have a nice day!
Oh, and have a nice day!    -- Bryce Nesbitt '84
Oh, and in case you forgot... -- Tom Servo
Oh, and now *this*... -- Tom Servo
Oh, and now THIS - Tom pretentiously as movie starts
Oh, and one more thing
Oh, and one more thing....I don't do WINDOWS!!!
Oh, and son?  I ate the last can of dog food. -- Mike Nelson
Oh, and the Champ's left arm is bitten off! - Dinosaur Wrestling
Oh, and who elected YOU Sysop?
Oh, are you Irish stew?
Oh, be QUIET!!!!                                    hush!
Oh, beware the other head of science, Arthur, it bites. - The Tick
Oh, beyond a shadow of a doubt... - Morden
Oh, bite me!  There was not... -- Joel Robinson
Oh, bite me, Barnabas!
Oh, bite me, Dracula!
Oh, bite your OWN 'ead off! - The Three-Headed Giant
Oh, bloody hell!  My mood ring just exploded!!
Oh, bodduh, said Pooh, We're here to &lt;clap&gt; pump you up!
Oh, bother burgling and everything to do with it! - Bilbo Baggins
Oh, bother me no more! said Pooh, disgusted
Oh, bother said Pooh, I'm just a sweet transvestite...
Oh, bother said Pooh, as he saw another message from New Jersey.
Oh, bother said Pooh, as he took his torn trousers to Garak's shop.
Oh, bother said Pooh, as the Sysop locked him out of the system.
Oh, bother said Pooh, this tagline is revolting.
Oh, bother!  Said Pooh, as yet another condom ruptured.
Oh, bother! said Pooh
Oh, bother! said Pooh, and deleted his message base.
Oh, bother! said Pooh, and twitted the moderator.
Oh, bother!' said Pooh, as he twitted his moderator.
Oh, bother!, said Pooh, as he harpooned Flipper.
Oh, bother!, worried Pooh, as Eyore missed another period.
Oh, bother, said Pooh and transcended this plane.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as Beverly's hair changed color yet again.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as King Tut's curse claimed him as a victim.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as Klingons beamed into the 100 Acre Wood.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as Lwaxana began giving him Oomox.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as Satan laid his soul to waste.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as he centered the cross hairs on Tigger.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as he composed Roo's ransom note.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as he declared his horse a Senator.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as he deleted his source code.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as he drove the Ka-Bar home again.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as he found that a 19mm Willmerdinger unit would
Oh, bother, said Pooh as he gunned down yet another drooling Fanboy.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as he informed on Christopher Robin to the CIA.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as he lay back and lit Piglet's cigarette.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as he lit the end of the gas-soaked rag.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as he loaded another clip into his Uzi.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as he made yet another ham sandwich.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as he quietly hid Piglet's body away.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as he ran out of taglines.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as he realized he was a red shirt. &lt;&lt;ZAP&gt;&gt;
Oh, bother, said Pooh as he realized that Ferengi sell fuel by the US.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as he realized that his Visor was a barrette.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as he realized that logic really WAS a tweeting.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as he tied Kanga down, sport.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as he waded through a feminist linguistic polemic.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as he was defenestrated... on the twentieth floor.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as he went blotchy from that time with Eeyore.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as his phaser overloaded.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as the wind blew the smoke from his gun barrel.
Oh, bother, said Pooh as the writers killed off his character.
Oh, bother, said Pooh of Borg, Hunny is irrelevant, prepare to be.
Oh, bother, said Pooh, I'm just a sweet transvestite
Oh, bother, said Pooh, I've fallen and I can't get up!
Oh, bother, said Pooh, _I'M_ Brian of Nazareth!
Oh, bother, said Pooh, as Klingons beamed into the 100 Acre Wood.
Oh, bother, said Pooh, as he fought off three dragons.
Oh, bother, said Pooh, as he realized he didn't fit ANY demographics.
Oh, bother, said Pooh, as he transcended this plane.
Oh, bother, said Pooh, as the BATF destroyed his honey pot.
Oh, bother, said Pooh, as the notices poured in
Oh, bother, said Pooh, as the vice squad took his GIF files.
Oh, bother, said Pooh, this Martini was stirred, not shaken.
Oh, bother, said Pooh, this tagline is revolting.
Oh, bother, said Winnie the Pooh, as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.
Oh, bother, said the Borg, we've just assimilated Pooh!
Oh, bother. --Pooh.
Oh, bother. --Pooh.
Oh, boy! Groat cakes again! Heavy on the 30-weight, Mom!
Oh, boy, now I can drive people nuts with taglines!
Oh, but I'm ever so mature...  &lt;grin&gt; - Anna Steven
Oh, but anyway, Toto...we're home!   &lt;Judy Garland&gt;
Oh, but it is, and we have. -Q
Oh, but still your aching for the things you haven't got. What went wrong? - Billy Joel
Oh, but there's that Prime Directive in the way again.
Oh, by the way, I can go all night like a lumberjack
Oh, by the way, Krycek, you're a liar --Fox Mulder
Oh, by the way, Krycek, you're a liar. - Mulder (Piper Maru)
Oh, by the way, My name is, er... - Marle
Oh, by the way, are you waiting for someone to ask you no
Oh, by the way, how was my funeral?    Irene Dunne
Oh, by the way, which one is Pink?
Oh, by the way, which one's Pink? - Pink Floyd
Oh, by the way, you'll need this. - Riker (throws phaser)
Oh, by the way.  How's Jean-Luc?  Vash
Oh, by the way: BA-BOO-GA!
Oh, c'mon, Dr. #AL#, I'll bring the book back....HONEST!
Oh, c'mon, Dr. Armitage.  I'll bring the book back... honest!
Oh, c'mon, Dr. Bullitt, I'll bring the book back....HONEST!
Oh, c'mon, I'll bring the book back....HONEST!
Oh, c'mon, who let the sane people in here?!?!
Oh, can't you see, that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer
Oh, can't you see?  Every step we take we're making history
Oh, can't you see?  We're staring in the face of reality
Oh, champagne - I love it! It tastes like your foot's asleep.
Oh, come *on*, Beverly!  It's been 7 years... just *tell* him!
Oh, come ON, Beverly, it's been 7 years...just TELL him!
Oh, come now, stop delaying the inevitable. says Death
Oh, come now... there's *always* room for Odo!
Oh, come now... there's ALWAYS room for Odo!
Oh, come off it, Hercules! Nemesis
Oh, come on, children -- what could be so bad?  It's salisbury steak day!
Oh, come on. That Tagline up there comes from the computer game.
Oh, come on... Dirty maybe, but NOT SCSI!!!!
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie start with C!
Oh, cool yer jets! I'm just trying to get a plug in for Pizza Tips!
Oh, could I fly, Brown, I'd fly with thee
Oh, could I fly, Masked, I'd fly with thee
Oh, could I fly, Suzanne, I'd fly with thee
Oh, could I fly, Willow, I'd fly with thee
Oh, courtisan?  Aren't we grand?  Harlot's not good enough for us, eh?
Oh, cry me a river.
Oh, damn those capilaries, damn them to arterial hell!
Oh, damn! I think I'm wearing Harry's underwear again. -Dick, 3rd Rock
Oh, damn!!!! I just lost all my Taglines!
Oh, dance in the dark of night, sing to the morning light -Zeppelin
Oh, darn.  Are you challenging me to clog the echoes with more mail?
Oh, dear!  I'm here - I should be there!  -- White Rabbit
Oh, dear. The radio's exploded.
Oh, dear...  I've been tossed into the wrong echo again
Oh, dear...I can't live like this- Danny Davids
Oh, dearest, are you dressed? We have guests. Tol Renn
Oh, did I mention there were drugs at that time? - Joel
Oh, did I say probably?  Oh, no, I meant definitely.
Oh, did I say that?  I don't remember saying that
Oh, didn't you know that? I could've sworn that you did
Oh, do come in, Miss @LN@! Allow me to take your clothes
Oh, do go on... -- Tom Servo
Oh, don't YOU proof read your mail on FidoNet the next day?
Oh, don't be ridiculous! -- Tom Servo
Oh, don't mind me - I'm just looking for new taglines.
Oh, don't worry! I backed all that up on my new RAM disk
Oh, don't you hug me!  You're all greasy! -- Tom Servo
Oh, duh! You jumped my booger! - Crow
Oh, enjoy the attack. - Stay Tuned
Oh, enough with the toes already!
Oh, evil's baaaadd! - The Tick
Oh, excellent! I love long life better than figs.
Oh, excuse me, but my Vogon space cruiser is here.  Bye!
Oh, fantasy, free me!
Oh, fantasy, free me!  -- Magenta
Oh, father of the four winds, fill my sails Across the sea of years
Oh, finally. How are you feeling? Eline
Oh, for God's sake, get off her--she's DEAD, Jim!!
Oh, for a "Backspace" key on the keyboard of Life!!!!!!!!
Oh, for a horse with wings. -- Shakespeare
Oh, for a really world class psychologist. --Kryten
Oh, for a shoulder-mounted anti-aircraft missile... -- Crow
Oh, for an episode where Kira meets Ro
Oh, for crying out loud.. you know I love you
Oh, for heaven's sake, Wesley, stop whining.    * Beverly
Oh, for the 70's again! The smell of burning bras...and grass. LOL
Oh, for the good old days of Tammany.
Oh, forget it! Just grab the cat and run!!!
Oh, forget the DOCS, just see if it blows up!
Oh, frazzle! I KNEW I said something to offend you! - Anna Steven
Oh, fuddle duddle !
Oh, get some hair Picard, your brain has caught cold -- Q
Oh, ghod! A moderator *and* a tagline thief :^)
Oh, ghodif *he* saw this he will fall out of the chair laughing!
Oh, give it up! - Tom
Oh, give me a home where the Borg never roam.
Oh, give me a home where the leathermen roam.
Oh, give me a home where the lesbians roam
Oh, give us the man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle
Oh, globbits. - Berk
Oh, go ahead, blame Q if it makes you feel any better. - Q
Oh, go bang your heads together, four-eyes. - Arthur Dent
Oh, go eat some flowers! *Gasp* My secret shame!
Oh, go on then. Shake your head and walk out! - Lister
Oh, go shift your paradigm!
Oh, go stick your head in the fusion reactor
Oh, good one, Joel!  I'm not putting him back together!
Oh, good, Bob.  You shot a sequoia. -- Crow T. Robot
Oh, goodie!  I hear the Nurse coming with your next shot
Oh, goody!  Another blackout!
Oh, goody!  Another blackout! said Tom delightedly
Oh, goody!  My Alludium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!
Oh, goody! Another blackout! said Tom delightedly.
Oh, gotta go! The Lab called and my brain's ready to pick up now
Oh, grandmama! - Rimfire
Oh, grate! That's just sewer!
Oh, great!  The plague! -- Crow T. Robot
Oh, great! &gt;Another&lt; room full of ghouls
Oh, great! I give you $50 for your birthday and you spend $5000
Oh, great, a chasm.  Okay, who's got the rope?
Oh, great, now I've got to get Lummox to translate for me
Oh, great.  Water heaters that install themselves. -- Joel
Oh, great.  Well, we can still outmaneuver them. - Han Solo
Oh, great. Another window. - Duncan MacLeod
Oh, great. He killed a coconut - Tom
Oh, grow up
Oh, ha ha ha.--O'Brien
Oh, had enough, eh?
Oh, had enough, eh? -- The Black Knight
Oh, happy, happy, happy!  Spiderman's gonna die! -- Venom
Oh, he based that scene on the cabbage sequence in `Mighty Mouse'
Oh, he put on a skort - Mike
Oh, he told...it took three digits but he told
Oh, he'll live, I'm sure. :) - Dire Wolf
Oh, he's a lumberjack and he's ok
Oh, he's a public fornicator. - Jerry, on porn star
Oh, he's fainted. Let's doodle on him!
Oh, he's got a cute little blood mustache! - Tom
Oh, he's just no good without his head!! - Arthur, about the Tick
Oh, he's not retarded, he's a christian.
Oh, he's nursing a broken heart.
Oh, he's so cute! Look at him - Mike as cop sleeps
Oh, heavy is the burden of being me!  - Q
Oh, heck ... I pressed the wrong key
Oh, heck!  My mood ring just exploded!
Oh, her life was saved by rock 'n' roll. 
Oh, here it comes, that funny feeling again. 
Oh, hey!  There's a surprise inside.  Yakko, Animaniacs
Oh, hey! Wait, an action sequence! - Crow
Oh, hi.  Didn't see you standing there.
Oh, him?  He was playing leap frog with a unicorn.
Oh, honestly, Daffy, he doesn't have to shoot you now. -B\AP
Oh, honey..I missed you! She said, and fired again.
Oh, how I loathe you - Dr. Forrester to Frank
Oh, how I loathe you... -- Dr. Forrester
Oh, how I love power tools...let me count the ways
Oh, how I miss my DOS, but I guess I'm new to OS/2
Oh, how absolutely typical of your species!
Oh, how droll - Mike
Oh, how my baby [Charlene] has grown up!  She's ashamed of me! -Earl
Oh, how the years go by - Amy Grant
Oh, humanoids!  I hate those.  They hurt! -- Crow T. Robot
Oh, hurrah.  Hop about.  Clap paws.  Squeal with glee. - Garfield
Oh, ice cream headache! - Tom
Oh, if it's twins, can *I* have one? Hope Davidson
Oh, if only I did nothing simply as a result of laziness . - Dostoevski
Oh, if only we hadn't made this journey!  -- Janet Weiss
Oh, if, if, if, uh... if, if, uh, if, if, if we...  -Guard
Oh, intercourse the penguin
Oh, is that Starfleet policy?   Well I'm not *IN* Starfleet! - Odo
Oh, is that your blood?  So sorry.  &lt;purrrrrr&gt;
Oh, is the great Crow going to do that joke in every movie?
Oh, is the great Martha Wentworth in this film? -- Crow
Oh, it _should_ be! - Kira
Oh, it gets better. - The Crow
Oh, it goes far beyond friendship. Picard
Oh, it is wonderful that he should care for me, Enough to die for me!
Oh, it wasn't my idea, Sissy sent me over. Lurch
Oh, it won't be anything overtly rude. Maybe suggestively rude. ;)
Oh, it's YOU @FN@!
Oh, it's YOU @TOFIRST@!
Oh, it's a Poopy hat! - Tom
Oh, it's a plot, I see it now, it's all a plot.
Oh, it's feed-cut time again, you're gonna leave us!!!
Oh, it's great being David Hartman! - Mike
Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it -- Tim
Oh, it's not a dirty word, you're human, too. Amanda
Oh, it's on page 732 of the docs, paragraph 3, section D1
Oh, it's probably just some hunting lodge for rich weirdos - Brad M
Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos
Oh, it's so nice to be on a first name basis with my hostages
Oh, it's worth it for you.
Oh, its a time consuming hobby !
Oh, its just Garek.  Plain, simple, Garek.
Oh, its just a transporter room, sir.  O'Brien to Picard
Oh, jesus!  Sounds like another lawyer!  Get the spray!
Oh, just great... - Zoisite
Oh, just look for flying saucers.
Oh, just looking for flying saucers - green ones! F.P
Oh, just looking for flying saucers - green ones!, Ford Prefect
Oh, just looking for flying saucers -- they got'a be green ones!
Oh, just what we need!  A negative space wedgie of great power. -Schlock
Oh, kiss me through the hole of this vile wall!   &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
Oh, lately i've taken a liking to "happiness is" Taglines
Oh, leave me alone.  &lt;grin&gt;  - Anna Steven
Oh, let it be done. -- Butthead
Oh, let me guess! It was the nose, right? - Curzon Odo
Oh, let me walk, Zephram. Let me feel the earth beneath my feet
Oh, let us all be veddy veddy civilized. Tea?  &lt;sip sip&gt;-Anna Steven
Oh, let's get back to the cave, for a little while. 
Oh, let's not get &gt;stuck&lt; on petty details! Kalas
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,A medley of extemporanea;And love is a thing that can never go wrong;And I am Marie of Roumania. --Dorothy Parker, Not So Deep as a Well 1937
Oh, like THAT's hard - Dr. Forrester to Frank
Oh, like THAT's hard - Dr. Forrester to Frank
Oh, listen to teacher's pet.
Oh, listen to them, @TOLAST@... they're dying!
Oh, listen to them, Artoo; they're dying!
Oh, listen to them, Bullitt... they're dying!
Oh, listen to them, Orville... they're dying!
Oh, look @TOFIRST@!  Another blue locomotive!
Oh, look at this, a beacon in the night - Fox Mulder about Skinner
Oh, look at this; a beacon in the night. --Mulder
Oh, look at this; a beacon in the night." - Mulder on Skinner
Oh, look! The reptile's back!
Oh, look, a crotchety old miner!  - Yakko
Oh, looks like beer, Norm. ...Call me Mister Lucky.
Oh, love is real enough; you will find it someday, but it has one archenemy and that is life.  - Jean Anouilh
Oh, make it stop! -- Crow T. Robot
Oh, mama don' 'llow no li'l nonfalsifiables runnin' roun' heah
Oh, mama! - Modo
Oh, mama. I feel like the last candy bar at the fat farm. - Modo
Oh, man!  You killed my dragon.  You guys are going to pay! - DM
Oh, man! Now I owe him one! - Vinnie
Oh, man! You killed my dragon. You guys are going to pay
Oh, man, I'm almost out of room in my tagline file. I better stop writ
Oh, man, this is gonna be the pride of truth!
Oh, man.  This isn't happening; it just thinks it's happening. --Flynn
Oh, man.  This isn't happening; it just thinks it's happening. --Flynn
Oh, man... looks like the joke's on us! -- Joel Robinson
Oh, maybe I'm glad.  Maybe I'm sad
Oh, medical waste! We're in Trenton - Crow
Oh, merde! - Amanda
Oh, molluscs. I thought you said bacon.
Oh, my GOD!  My computer's caught Windows!
Oh, my God ! They are assimilating our jokes !
Oh, my God!  Someone's been sleeping in my dress!   Beatrice Arthur
Oh, my God! They've brought him back from the dead as Saint Fox! &lt;lg&gt;
Oh, my beautiful liar.  Oh, my precious whore.
Oh, my bleeding heart - quoth the liberal
Oh, my bowl itches! -Earthworm Jim, when turned into bowl of candycorn
Oh, my ears and whiskers, how late it's getting!
Oh, my god!  You've gone stark, raving republican!
Oh, my god.  I just expressed an opinion
Oh, my tattered rags are caught on your coffee table. - Homer
Oh, my word!  That *is* a long way up, isn't it? &lt;PatDoc&gt;
Oh, my! Oh, my word! - Crow as girl dances
Oh, my-my, oh, hell yes; honey put on that party dress. 
Oh, my-my-my, look at the sun!  Time to go! -Zazu, The Lion King
Oh, my.  I'd forgotten how much I hate space travel. - C-3PO
Oh, my.  Look at all the pretty colors
Oh, my. He really kicked your butt - Crow
Oh, nice going, Jerk-ules! -- Tom Servo
Oh, nice underpants! - Susie
Oh, no Baby.  I said Let's FLUX!
Oh, no boxes...such a shame
Oh, no tears please.  It's a waste of good suffering
Oh, no!  Cannibals!  Now don't get in a stew.
Oh, no!  I've dropped my toothpaste! Tom cried, crestfallen
Oh, no!  Not *ANOTHER* learning experience!
Oh, no!  Not the Bajoran death chant! - Ro Laren
Oh, no!  Someone's fed Delenn after midnight!
Oh, no!  That will start the "super wire" people all over again
Oh, no!  There he goes _again_!
Oh, no! . . . . . . . . not ANOTHER learning experience!
Oh, no! A thread herring!
Oh, no! He's channelling a smurf!
Oh, no! I've leaped into a Star Trek Echo. - Worf
Oh, no! Not *ANOTHER* learning experience!
Oh, no! Not another learning experience!
Oh, no! Not enema Taglines!
Oh, no! Not enema recipes!
Oh, no! Not the Bajoran Death Chant! --Ensign Ro.
Oh, no! Reality has finally caught up with me!
Oh, no! What to do? Young Master Bowser awakes... - Kamek
Oh, no! Who let the Aggie in here?
Oh, no! YOU'RE something special, Lar! - Dr. Forrester
Oh, no, Mr. Lightbody - it's not going in *that* end
Oh, no, Your Honor!  I didn't say Minnie was crazy
Oh, no, baby. I said Let's Flux!
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes - it was beauty killed the beast.
Oh, no, it's you again. What is it now? O'Brien to O'Brien
Oh, no, no, I don't do that no more. Tired of waking up on de floor.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.  Yes.
Oh, no, no...  I'm not beautiful.  Just very, very pretty
Oh, no, not another learning experience!!
Oh, no, not deja-vu again.  Oh, no, not deja-vu again. Oh, no, not dej
Oh, no, there goes Tokyo, Godzilla! 
Oh, no, there goes Tokyo--go, go, Godzilla!
Oh, no, you're going to torture me, aren't you. Odo
Oh, no. Borg taglines again.
Oh, no. Not another learning experience.
Oh, no. The front door's exploded. - Rick. Young Ones
Oh, no... @TOFIRST@ has discovered my secret!
Oh, no... He's Justin, the Mick of Time.--Fast Eddie
Oh, no... Orville has discovered my secret!
Oh, no... You have discovered my secret!
Oh, no... not the Bajoran chicken chant
Oh, no... she's gonna moderate my humor!
Oh, no...@FN@ has discovered my secret!
Oh, no...I've beslobbered myself again
Oh, no...You've beslobbered yourself again
Oh, nobody knows the tribbles I've seen
Oh, nohas discovered my secret!
Oh, nooooooo...  &lt;biting lower lip&gt;  - Anna Steven
Oh, not another one
Oh, not that speaker! Jimi Hendrix once pissed on that! - Neil
Oh, not the dynamite in the cake bit again!  Slappy Squirrel
Oh, not the dynamite in the cake bit again! Who would sink so low?
Oh, nothing. I just never liked summer camp.   &lt;grin&gt; - Anna Steven
Oh, now I'm in the gutter and I can't get out!  ROFL!! - Anna Steven
Oh, now its `American Hot Wax'. -- Tom Servo
Oh, now look.  You've made me lose my lunch!
Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system! - Monty Python
Oh, now you're psychic? - Scully to Mulder
Oh, now you've done it, I'm blushing. - Anna Steven
Oh, number nine, feed the moon like SPAM!
Oh, oh! Dad's vomit - Crow on kid's dirty shoes
Oh, oh, I need your love, I've got pain.... -Zeppelin
Oh, oh, YES.--Kira Nerys
Oh, oh, oh; is that Starfleet policy? - Odo.
Oh, oh.  I think the worm is turning.  Where's the hooks?
Oh, one more thing, Governor: love your suit... -Hannibal Lecter
Oh, ooh, I sure am hungry. - Cartman, South Park
Oh, pardon me, I tripped.  Could I have some hair please? - Moreau
Oh, pardon me, was that *your* culture?  So sorry.
Oh, pardon my revelry! - Dr. Forrester
Oh, pass the udder udder over to me udder brudder
Oh, please!!!  This thread is really crappie!
Oh, please, God!  Not *another* learning experience
Oh, please.  I wouldn't touch you to scratch you. - Catwoman
Oh, poo.  I'm in the Pit of Hell
Oh, pooh! -- Mrs. Neilsen, HI HONEY, I'M HOME
Oh, pooh, you're no fun; you fell right over.--Bill Nichols
Oh, pshaw! There's always too many beans - Mike
Oh, pul-eeze, don't go strange on me!- Don Schanke to Nick Knight
Oh, puleeze, don't go strange on me! -- Don Schanke
Oh, push the button, Frank... -- TV's Frank
Oh, put a field around it.--Kirk
Oh, quick get the sword out!  I want to cut his head off!
Oh, quit whining, Frank! -- Dr. Forrester
Oh, quit yer belly-achin'!
Oh, quit your whining @FN@...you've got another leg!
Oh, quit your whining.  You've got another leg
Oh, quit your whining... you've got other teeth!
Oh, ram it Clown! - Mike to geeky character in movie
Oh, really, now, it wasn't THAT funny.
Oh, reverse peristalsis makes the medicine come up/In the most disgusting way!
Oh, right in the love handle - Crow
Oh, right in the love handle - Crow
Oh, right, a Cookie Creature took it. Don't talk down to me! -Baby
Oh, right.  &lt;slapping myself in the forehead&gt;  - Anna Steven
Oh, running away, eh? Come back here, I'll bite your kneecaps off!
Oh, save your breath for your inflatable date!
Oh, say can you C, from C to shining C.  C ?
Oh, screw you, hadron-head! -- Kryten
Oh, sexy landing! - Tom leers
Oh, shake 'em up baby now...shake em' up baby.
Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty.
Oh, she's back-pedaling - Mike on voodoo girl
Oh, shut up Baldric--you'd laugh at a Shakespeare comedy.
Oh, shut up about your dune buggy, you little twerp! -- Crow
Oh, shut up, pee-wee! -- Crow T. Robot
Oh, shut up.  And go and change your armor
Oh, shut-up, Louis. -Lestat
Oh, silly, silly; unforgivably silly. - Anna Steven
Oh, sister.  You're going to rot in Hell, but I love you!
Oh, smeg... what the smegging smeg's he smegging done? He's smegging
Oh, so Canada has a South, too - Crow after incest remark
Oh, so YOU are the Rick Gutbrod that everyone I know makes fun of
Oh, so _that's_ what an invisible barrier looks like.
Oh, so it's 'Tom,' is it? Neelix
Oh, so there you are!
Oh, so very clever! Eat any good books lately?
Oh, so you mean TV violence makes you act like BATF agents?
Oh, so you wish to keep me firmly in your hands. - Anna Steven
Oh, so you'd want DigiShake n' Bake as your mistress.
Oh, so you're an environMENTAList?
Oh, some body oil - Tom on grocery items
Oh, sorry, Odo!  I didn't know you slept in the blender. - Quark
Oh, stop the comedy!  Turn it off! -- Tom Servo
Oh, stop the comedy, turn it off! - Tom snottily to Joel
Oh, sure! You'd like it if it was the Lost Hope Diet!
Oh, sure, Vyv. Why don't you sit in the supper, man?
Oh, sure, start having *fun*, they send in the Christians
Oh, sure.  We're just doing this for kicks. - Terrible Tues
Oh, sweet Information Super Highway... -- Crow T. Robot
Oh, switch off. - C-3PO
Oh, take me, you savage mousketeer. - Crow
Oh, tell me your not serious!" - Scully to Mulder (3x22)
Oh, thank you very much, I'm glad you enjoyed it.  - Q
Oh, thanks, now everyone knows my name!
Oh, that O'Brien's a TRICKY one!  ROFL!! - Anna Steven
Oh, that had to hurt! - Duncan MacLeod
Oh, that is so very true!
Oh, that looks painful! - Bashir
Oh, that one's got a way with zombies - Tom on cop
Oh, that one's got a way with zombies... -- Tom Servo
Oh, that sound of male ego.
Oh, that sounds simply erm, how to describehealthyisherk.
Oh, that's /tacky/. --MaryD, SN
Oh, that's DISGUSTING! Do it again.
Oh, that's a clue all right. O'Brien
Oh, that's adorable! - Crow
Oh, that's all right.  I couldn'ta led a richer life
Oh, that's an *unladen* swallow's flight, obviously
Oh, that's an onion in the ointment! -- Grampa
Oh, that's different.  Never mind.
Oh, that's just Veshz. Yes, I know he's a crugar, but so what?
Oh, that's my brain.  It's always falling out. -- Stimpy
Oh, that's my brain. It's always falling out.
Oh, that's my ring toe - Tom as guy steps on girl's foot
Oh, that's odd.  Sensors read a human presence in 15 Delta. - Dax
Oh, that's our shortstop!
Oh, that's right! My grotesque appearance! - Krusty
Oh, that's right, I'm crippled! Krusty as FDR
Oh, that's right, he's dead. And rather pungent
Oh, that's right.  You were here for the grovelling... -- Quark
Oh, that's something completely different.  Never mind
Oh, that's the BANJO PLAYER'S Porsche. - Johnny Carson
Oh, that's the bedroom. But nothing ever happened in there.
Oh, that?  That's just my soapbox.
Oh, the Danube isn't blue... it's green!
Oh, the Mafia's playing in the pool - Mike
Oh, the Mafia's playing in the pool... -- Mike Nelson
Oh, the Slithery Dee will never catch me, no, never catch m.......
Oh, the babies, they love the bath! - Marita
Oh, the carnage - Crow on Dr. Forrester pinata
Oh, the cat got dead and we put it in a box
Oh, the evil scientists are calling, look depressed!
Oh, the first great charge was fearful
Oh, the goat's done a bundle!
Oh, the humanity
Oh, the humanity of it all
Oh, the humanity! - Dot/Wakko/Yakko
Oh, the humanity! -- Crow T. Robot
Oh, the humanity! -- Yakko
Oh, the humanity...
Oh, the pain, the pain--Dr. Zachary Smith
Oh, the passion. I find you so acceptable - Mike
Oh, the post of paper until you can't hear a cookie
Oh, the relish tray: to die for! - Tom
Oh, the shame of it all.  My father a Sith
Oh, the wind can carry the echoes home to me.. Available Light
Oh, there he goes, off on another ACTING adventure! - Medusa
Oh, there is a guy with funny eyes, his name is Micheal Finn
Oh, there's no place like home for the holocaust... -- Servo
Oh, there's nothin' like drinkin' up a windfall
Oh, these little earthquakes.
Oh, these little earthquakes... -- Tori Amos
Oh, they'll do it anyway... We make no difference.  &lt;shrug&gt; -Anna S
Oh, they're *shining* sleazy chicks! -- Mike Nelson
Oh, they're SHINING sleazy chicks - Mike
Oh, they're gonna crunch coat him! - Mike
Oh, this explains a lot about me!
Oh, this house tastes good! said Hansel and Gretel gingerly.
Oh, this is a *Unix* system. I know all about this.
Oh, this is futile!
Oh, this is the L&M moment - Crow
Oh, this is too-hip-by-far!
Oh, this is too-hip-by-far! - Goslyn Mallard
Oh, to be a latrine, now that spring is here. - Hawkeye
Oh, to be in England in the springtime, close to the edge
Oh, to be sure!   Totally!
Oh, to be sure! &lt;G&gt;  Totally!
Oh, to hack with it all.  - Oliver Wendell Jones
Oh, to hack with it!
Oh, to see a cleancut man in his tight-fittin' blue jeans
Oh, typical!  Agony booth is out of order. -- Evil Crow T. Robot
Oh, very clever Worf.  Eat any good books lately?  - Q
Oh, very clever! Read any good books lately?
Oh, very clever, #AF#! Eat any good books lately?
Oh, very clever, Bob Morgan! Read any good books lately?
Oh, very clever, Charles!  Eat any good books lately?
Oh, very clever, Coridon Henshaw! Read any good books lately?
Oh, very clever, Jack!  Eat any good books lately?
Oh, very clever, Orville Bullitt!  Eat any good books lately? -- Q.
Oh, very clever, Worf.  Eat any good books lately?  - Q
Oh, very good Worf.  Eat any good books lately?
Oh, waffle-weenie - Joel to Crow as Willy The Waffle
Oh, wait - no... what if we want to use a plan that works?
Oh, wait a minute -  that was a compliment thanks Danny :-)
Oh, we have a *wonderful* anxiety of yours tonight, Binkley!
Oh, we have both kinds - country AND western. -the bar lady -- "The Blues Brothers"
Oh, we use only the finest baby frogs.
Oh, we're going to make a killing, all right. - Shai-ster
Oh, we're gonna put out an APB on Big Bird now. &lt;Riggs&gt;
Oh, we're not talking the "typical" person here!!
Oh, we're off to see the wizard
Oh, we've already seen your &gt;minimal risk&lt;, Ambassador! Sheridan
Oh, well! Out of a frying pan, into another frying pan... - Neil
Oh, well, I didn't want to land anyways.No input..No output..NO CARRIER
Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.
Oh, well, I, um, uhh, gee, ahh, nevermind.
Oh, well, any decent blend of Scotch will do that! Scott
Oh, well, maybe next week will be better. - Don Horton
Oh, well, out of one frying pan, into another frying pan. - Neil
Oh, well... never mind!
Oh, well... some people just can't handle genius
Oh, were you planning to *use* that toilet paper for something?
Oh, what a caboose!  Hoo hah! -- Crow T. Robot
Oh, what a caboose! Hoo hah! - Crow on girl's butt
Oh, what a caboose! Hoo hah! - Tom leers at girl's butt
Oh, what a circus! - Garibaldi
Oh, what a give away.  -- Monty Python
Oh, what a jolly fine natatorium [mating perch, arranged spectacle,
Oh, what a lovely baby! How nice it would go with gravy.
Oh, what a rogue and peasant slave am I! -- Shakespeare
Oh, what a tangled web site we weave when first we practice
Oh, what a tangled web we get, when first we join the Internet.
Oh, what a tangled web we weave  -- Hair Club For Men
Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we try to comms receive.
Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice...
Oh, what a thrill
Oh, what fools these Warners be!- The Pixie
Oh, what is it now?  Can't you leave me in peace? -- Basil Fawlty
Oh, what kind of fool do you think I am?
Oh, what the he!!, here's a tagline
Oh, what the heck. I'll send them now. This first one is the largest
Oh, what the hell, here's a recipe.
Oh, what the hell, here's a tagline.
Oh, what the hell, it's usually green. Reinhardt Lane
Oh, what, so I'm a tribal woman now? - Anna Steven
Oh, who cares, it's just a cartoon. - Cody
Oh, who needs brain cells as it is? - Renimar Keth-solamni
Oh, why have you come back? Banjo Man
Oh, why must they scream so? - Crow on metal music
Oh, why must they scream so? -- Crow T. Robot
Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot!  --Monty Python
Oh, with those crazy Bajoran positions, you never know. &lt;grin&gt; -Anna
Oh, wizardry has really very little to do with magic. - Ingold
Oh, woe is me, my life is a mystery
Oh, wonderful, wonderful, and most wonderful! * Shakespeare
Oh, wouldn't THAT be nauseatingly cute...  &lt;grin&gt;  - Anna Steven
Oh, wow!  Look at the moon!
Oh, wow! What a party! Wow! - Crow
Oh, wow, man.  I've been snipped.  Heavy.
Oh, ye of little paranoia.--Ecarey
Oh, yeah, don't worry, it's in there somewhere. LaForge
Oh, yeah, tell me about it.--Odo
Oh, yeah, you're interested in seeing some action! (So am I!)
Oh, yeah--and a really nice hat.--Silken Laumann
Oh, yeah...I know how to do that
Oh, yeah?  Define 'well adjusted'. -- Calvin
Oh, yeah? Well, beam THIS up, pal!
Oh, yeah? Well, you're atmospherocephalic!
Oh, yeah? well, scan THIS!   ޺۳ݳݳ
Oh, yes, he can handle us easily!
Oh, yes, he can handle us easily! -- Dingo
Oh, yes, it's me! --Hercules
Oh, yes, yes, yes!! - Q
Oh, yes.  Aren't you one of the little people? - Q
Oh, yes. We'll put him to sleepPERMANENTLY!- Freddy Krueger
Oh, yes...aren't you one of the little people? -- Q to O'Brien
Oh, you *are* the minimalist, aren't you? -- K'Ehleyr
Oh, you ALWAYS get to be Jesus!
Oh, you _Tale of Two Cities_, you _Oliver Twist_... - Lou Costello
Oh, you are good.  You are very, very good.  Quark
Oh, you are very welcome! ... Nice rose!
Oh, you asked if I had a hard DISK?
Oh, you asked if I had a hard DISK? I misunderstood.
Oh, you call 3 hours of batting practice `relaxing'? - Garibaldi
Oh, you didn't know about the AltF7-B-Y-F3-CAPS combo?
Oh, you didn't want a XEROX or the disk?!?
Oh, you didn't want me to prick his boil? Lorena Bobbit
Oh, you don't need to do that. Take my word for it. ;) - Dire Wolf
Oh, you just wanted a station? You see, I normally design abbattoirs.
Oh, you know that one. - Q
Oh, you know.  Cloning. -- TV's Frank
Oh, you know. Cloning - Frank
Oh, you like this game, huh?  Do you reeeeeeeeeealy like it? - Ren
Oh, you make it so difficult sometimes. - Leia
Oh, you may not trust me, but you need me. - Q
Oh, you mean my tattoos! -- Dax
Oh, you mean the Doctor?  Wonderful chap... all of them
Oh, you mean the old Same place.
Oh, you mean you can use LOTUS to do arithmetic?
Oh, you play "What I Say" very gay  won't you play that some more Ray?
Oh, you promised you wouldn't do fruit this week.
Oh, you rang in before it got to your brain, too bad-Alex Trabek
Oh, you said a hard DISK?  I must have misunderstood.
Oh, you should not have asked for that
Oh, you'd find somebody else to harrass, I'm sure
Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you!
Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you! -- Joel Robinson
Oh, you'll find everything you say such sweet sorrow
Oh, you'll find them a friendly, simple folk. - Kira.
Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.
Oh, you're a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow?
Oh, you're a hoot. You're really a laugh riot, Odo.--Quark
Oh, you're an actor?  Which restaurant?
Oh, you're getting me all excited now
Oh, you're no fun anymore!
Oh, you're no fun anymore!  M. Python
Oh, you're pulling an old man's leg! - Scott
Oh, you're right.  I'm not a bat, but this is.  Wakko, Animaniacs
Oh, you've come to apologise; how nice. - Q
Oh, you... I'll get back to you. -- Ash
Oh, your Hill Giant's attacking.  How nice for my Craw Wurm.
Oh, your flattery overwhelms me.  &lt;g&gt;   - Anna Steven
Oh, your sarcasm cuts me to the quick.  &lt;g&gt; - Anna Steven
Oh, your smoldering averageness.  Stop me. -- Crow T. Robot
Oh, your smoldering averageness. Stop me - Crow
Oh, your species is always suffering and dying. - Q
Oh,...oh yes! - Kira
Oh,I thought you were complaining about the bazouki playe\R
Oh,bother,"said Pooh as he was shot by a sniper on the grassy knoll
Oh,great.Nowmydamnspacebarwon'twork.
Oh,those gingerbread men...they're some tough ruthless cookies.-Arthur
Oh-ho!!! &lt;chuckle&gt; &lt;snrff&gt; HAH!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!*thud*
Oh-oh!  One of those ... A capitalist!  All you do is pay taxes
Oh-oh, my heart just stopped! ...Oh, there it goes
Oh-oh--we're halfway there; whoah-oh, livin' on a prayer... - Bon Jovi
Oh.  &lt;looking first disappointed, then resigned&gt; - Anna Steven
Oh.  It's you again.
Oh.  Ping-pong balls... -- Joel Robinson
Oh.  Right.  Sorry, Gus.  Old reflexes. - Aahz
Oh.  So Canada has a South, too. -- Crow T. Robot
Oh.  Well.  That's different!                   - Pinky
Oh.  Well.  That's different! - Pinky
Oh. A brain-sucking amoeba. --Scully.
Oh. And you were doing SO well.--HoloDoc
Oh. It's so...hot today - Mike as girl takes shirt off
Oh. Right. Sorry, Gus. Old reflexes. - Aahz
Oh. So Canada has a South, too. -- Crow T. Robot
Oh. Then take one of these dead floppies too! Really.
Oh. Well. That's different! - Pinky
Oh. Whoa! Ohhh oooh! Ooooh! Poopy! - Crow
Oh.. Don't mind him.He's from Barcelona - Basil Fawlty
Oh.. You were here for the grovelling..  Quark
Oh.. is this &gt;YOUR&lt; ATM card I've been using?
Oh... I'm fish tartar. - Lawrence Limburger
Oh... a brain - sucking amoeba... - Scully
Oh... comfort shmumfert. (George)
Oh... it wasn't dead, then?
Oh... no boxes.  Such a shame. -- Pinhead
Oh... somewhere over there
Oh... the agony
Oh... then try the X button! - Marle
Oh... then what's your best wurst? -- The Tick
Oh.... A wiiiise guy, eh?????
Oh.... a brain-sucking amoeba... - Dana Scully
Oh...er, hi Great-granddad... he breathed
Oh...so you wanna do it the Scanner way, eh?
Oh...that's my brain...It's always falling out
Oh..I thought AI was Artificial Insemination
Oh.a brain-sucking amoeba- Dana Scully
Oh? Hey! Don't say 'underware'! - Mike
Oh? Maybe you can fix my toaster? - Mike
Oh? Tickled you with that one, did I?
Oh? Tickled you with that one, did I?&lt;G&gt;
Ohandjusthowmanycharactersdoyoureallythinkyoucanfitintoonetaglineanywa
Ohboyohboyohboy!!!!!! We got us a convoy! -=[swipe!]=-
Ohgreat,nowthedamnspacebardoesn'twork
Ohgreat,thespacebarisbroken.
Ohh Back from the PILE, eh?
Ohh goodie goodie goodie!!!
Ohh! A harem! Where's that application form? -Nightfall
Ohh! But he's so scary! Ohh! - Tom on Keith Richards
Ohh! Right in one of his many soft spots -Mike on fat guy
Ohh! Right on his luggage rack! - Crow
Ohh, I love it when you moderate me!
Ohh, I'm getting too old for these raves -- Tom Servo
Ohh, Mr. Byron, don't be such a big girl's blouse! -Mrs. Miggins
Ohh, Tina would look good without that on. -- Al Calavicci
Ohh, can I press the button.  Wakko, Animaniacs
Ohh, somebody stop me. I'm laughing." - Slappy
Ohh, sweep the floor! - Quark
Ohh, that had to hurt! - Duncan MacLeod
Ohh, that's right. You were here for the grovelling. - Quark
Ohh, they filmed the cast party! - Tom
Ohh, what a surprise. Please enlighten me. - Renora
Ohh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.....first offense
Ohh.. I love a woman in uniform.. - Quark
Ohh... Back from the PILE, eh?
Ohh... I just LOVE pinching 'em when they're not looking.
Ohh... That man makes my elbows sweat. - Bernice
Ohh... it's not always easy to know what to do.  -  H. Bogart
Ohh..come on, it ALWAYS a good thing ;) - Jalapeno
OhhBack from the PILE, eh?
Ohhh Bother said Pooh as he called in the air strike.
Ohhh Thanks Man, I Needed That!  - Fish.
Ohhh that's disgusting!!! Do it again....Please
Ohhh! Clown hug! - Die Fladermaus
Ohhh! He's sucking up hot tub water! - Tom
Ohhh! My baboon heart! - Bart
Ohhh! That hurt - Frank as Dr. F puts dinosaur down pants
Ohhh! That one was personal -Tom as girl slaps other girl
Ohhh, I discovered a &lt;bumpty bump&gt; right before my eyes.
Ohhh, I was afraid of this. - Dax
Ohhh, Morticia...I LOVE it when you speak French!    Gomez Addams
Ohhh, Tuxedo Mask!  I knew you'd come!!
Ohhh, extra beef, extra bacon & cheese, hold the buns please
Ohhh, heavy is the burden or being *ME* ! - Q
Ohhh, it's lovely!  Thank you! - Troi
Ohhh, my apologies. - Kira
Ohhh, thank goodness! - Bashir
Ohhh--ten of these to save a dollar!?
Ohhh. Where's the charred remains? - Mike
Ohhh.. look at her.  I bet she gives good tagline!
Ohhh...and I was looking forward to that...;) - Jalapeno
Ohhh...science...boring...interest...fading... &lt;Thud!&gt; - The Tick
Ohhhh - Jedi master!  Yoda...you seek Yoda! - Yoda
Ohhhh please, NOT the death chant! - Ro Laren
Ohhhh!  Jedi master!  Yoda... you seek Yoda! -- Yoda
Ohhhh, I can't imagine how it must have been. - Lwaxana
Ohhhh, I suppose I _did_. - Dax
Ohhhh, screw down my diodes and call me Frank! - Kryten
Ohhhh. Clocks just run. Do they ever run out of room to run?
Ohhhh...I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Tagline
Ohhhh...you have a talent for Umachs! -- Quark
Ohhhhh Ghhhhooodddd!!!!!  You're gonna get it now baby!
Ohhhhh sick, on test day, why? - Bart
Ohhhhh, my aching head!
Ohhhhh, not necessarily.......well...maybe. - Bashir
Ohhhhh, that was too easy! - Picard
Ohhhhh, why didn't *I* think of that?! - Quark
Ohhhhhdo. It rolls off the tongue.--Lwaxana
Ohhhhhh it's gone, it's gone! - Lwaxana
Ohhhhhh, I see why you find this game so interesting. - Quark
Ohhhhhh, _very_ funny. - O'Brien
Ohhhhhh......flibbity giblet!
Ohhhhhh...ET must be into the beer again. I'm drunk!
Ohhhhhhh  YeaH!!!!!  Dig it!
Ohhhhhhh - A *wiseguy* !!!  *woo woo woo woo woo*
Ohhhhhhh,......I got a little dizzy for a second. - Troi
Ohhhhhhhhh, I *LOVE* a woman in uniform! - Quark
Ohio Man, 79, Pronounced Dead, But Says He Feels Much Better Now
Ohio looks great after the apocalypse. -- Crow T. Robot
Ohio's school cuts to pay for tomb stones for the politic
Ohio's school cuts to pay for tomb stones for the politically correct.
Ohio's school cuts will be used to prop up decades of bus
Ohio's school cuts will be used to prop up decades of business failures.
Ohio.  Where men are men, and the livestock is pregnant
Ohio:  A law forbids sticking your feet out of a car window
Ohio:  It is illegal to ignore an orator on Decoration Day
Ohio:  It's illegal for a roller skating instructor to seduce a pupil
Ohio: Where men are men and the sheep are..... SCARED!
Ohit wasn't dead, then?
Ohm of Borg:  "Resistance IS relevant!"
Ohm of Borg: Resistance is futile
Ohmigosh! The tagline's longer than the message!!
Ohmmeter - One who eats Ohms 
Ohmygosh! Aliens!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Ohmygosh! Aliens!! Ahhhhhhhhhh! "So, THAT'S where @FN@ came from."
Ohmygosh!.....Ugottabekidding
Ohrobb - A rerun of 'The Dick Van Dyke Show.'
Oi! Rocky!  Vatch me pull a Rabbi out of my hat!
Oi, oi, oi, me gotta hurt in 'ere..."
Oil - Gas - AntiMatter * DaTaCoRp *
Oil Can! Oil Can! - Wizard Of Oz
Oil Pressure=0...Fuel Pressure=0...Altitude 12000'agl...Uh-Oh!
Oil Riggers do it deeper.
Oil doesn't reach his dipstick.
Oil paint dries faster than a 2400 bps login procedure.
Oil refiners DO IT crudely
Oil will be discovered in your backyard.  The taxes will ruin you.
Oil.  Castrol.  Hot. - Locutus of Borg
Oil.  STP-500.  Room Temperature. -- Data
Oil. Castrol. Hot. --Locutus of Borg.
Oink FLAP oink FLAP oink FLAP oink FLAP oink FL
Oink FLAP oink FLAP oink FLAP oink FLAP oink FLAP oink FLAP
Oink if you listen to Rush
Oink if you love Rush!
Oink oink to you too. - Ranma
Oink! Oink! Flap! Flap!
Oink, FLAP!  oink, FLAP!  oink, FLAP!  oink, FLAP!
Ointment! That's what you need when your head's been cut off! -Nursey
Oj Sanelo digo mi se, kad sam tebi vido (*)(*)
Oj Srbijo mila mati dal' te treba tako zvati?
Ok . . . . I pulled the pin . . . . Now what?  . . . . . . Where are you going?
Ok @FN@, I'll come to bed in a minute.
Ok @TOFIRST@, I'll come to bed in a minute
Ok Cacti! What are you upto? What's going on? Give me the skinny!
Ok Cartman, we got out of school, you can stop farting fire now.- Stan
Ok Chad, just one kiss...what's that in your hand?  A CONDOM?! - Raye
Ok I said I do Now it's Miller time! Where's my MGD????
Ok Is now the time to say,........................PAR-TAY...PAR-TAY
Ok Move over, faut j'envoies un autre paquet moe la...a FMST SICyr
Ok Obrien, The jokes over beam up my clothes.
Ok Republicans, now that we won, let's show them how to do it RIGHT!
Ok Republicans, now that we won, lets pork-it our way!
Ok So I'm not very good at thinking up recipes.
Ok Space Cadets! Prepare to hurtle through the cosmos!
Ok Squirell, Hand Over Ya Nut's Or We'll Murdalize Ya - Pigeon.
Ok WHO Stole My Tagline !!
Ok You Weasles!, Get To Work!, And Don't Screw Up! - Big Butt.
Ok beasty-alien-guy. I'll look UP at you if you don't watch it !
Ok boys and girls, Barney says Think happy thoughts
Ok everyone, this is an open call for D&D Taglines
Ok flight, Arm your weapons, Lock & Load.. This could get messy.
Ok guys what's with the really short Spoilers today :)  - Sherry H
Ok honey, I'll come to bed in a minute
Ok is NOT a threat, no matter how many a's you put on it. * Rimmer
Ok like is it time to say............................PAR-TAY...PAR-TAY
Ok man, let's turn and burn! -Goose
Ok maybe it's gonna take me a bit to get used to tag
Ok son spell PC,...... PEE SEE, Woops!
Ok then, Mr. Lightbeer- prove it! - Woody
Ok to meet girl in park but better to park meat in girl !
Ok who left the stain?
Ok wizard, give us all Ur gold or we kill Ur familiar!
Ok wizard, give us all your gold pieces, or we kill your familiar!
Ok! I'm weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.
Ok! Ok!  I'll come to bed in a minute, stay off the ph@#$%^*NO CARRIER
Ok! Who used up all the matches?! -  FBI Purchasing Dept.
Ok! ok! I give! no more home made recipes, til next time.
Ok!!!  I give up.  The joke's over...bring back Bush
Ok!!! I admit it!!! I'm just here for a sexual thrill!!!!
Ok, Alex, I'll take 'Look, there's a dragon behind you...' for $200.
Ok, Alright, Just PUT THE MOUSE DOWN!
Ok, Bob, time to return to reality!
Ok, I admit it - *I* made all the crop circles.
Ok, I can use Quote characters, NOT!
Ok, I choose the Fritos & Bean Dip Diet!!!
Ok, I guess I won't try that!
Ok, I pulled the pin, now what?  Hey, where are you going?
Ok, I pulled the pin.  Now what...  Hey!  Where are you going?
Ok, I'm an invertebrate punster. So slug me!
Ok, I'm going home. You can keep your money! - Jack Burton
Ok, I'm looking down at the banana cream pie, and then what? - Mulder
Ok, I'm ready again. - Ace Ventura
Ok, I'm weird. But I'm saving up to be eccentric.
Ok, I've pulled the pin.  Now what?   Where are you going...?
Ok, Interest charges on all loans are Now Doubled
Ok, Lets Turn Up the Heat A Little!!!
Ok, Moses Ok, maybe the golden calf was a bit much*
Ok, Ok, here's my obligatory tags ;)
Ok, Orville, write 500 times I will not practice law.
Ok, Scully, so we disagree" - Fox Mulder (1x04)
Ok, Sid...Let's put in the Colosseum and see if the lions will eat it!
Ok, Space Cadets! Prepare to hurtle through the Cosmos!
Ok, Sysops, Next week, we learn how to play the kazoo
Ok, anyone comes any closer and the nigger gets it - Blaz
Ok, call me a skeptic...  It's ok
Ok, checklist: Sword, armor, shield, loaded dice?
Ok, dear.  I'll turn it off 'IN JUST A MINUTE' [Sigh]
Ok, if you're so smart, set your VCR clock!
Ok, let yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back
Ok, let's see YOU do a x? Chain!!
Ok, no more brains. You win. For now!
Ok, not on topic, but since when does that bother me? - Danny P
Ok, now for a quick backu&.%#^1s..NO CARRIER
Ok, now for a quick backu+A+&#^s=
Ok, now for a quick backu...&.%#^1s.....NO CARRIER
Ok, now for a quick backuCa&}%#^1sp
Ok, now for a quick backuL+b&2#^1s_
Ok, now for a quick backuL+b&2PO^1+=Darn Windows!!
Ok, now for a quick backu^L+b&2PO^1+=.
Ok, now for a quick backu&#^1s
Ok, now for a quick backuL+b&2PO1+=3D
Ok, now let's see what happens WITHOUT the parrot
Ok, now which one is the "any" key?
Ok, ok, my second favorite thing [in the universe] - Garibaldi
Ok, so 42 is the answer... but what is the question!?
Ok, so I'm a cynic -- I don't really believe it
Ok, so I'm not sorry
Ok, so here are my taglines as you requested. I'll go
Ok, so it was a cheap shot - I couldn't resist
Ok, so we didn't learn any big lesson.  Sue me. -- Calvin
Ok, so you're dead.  You don't have to whine on about it.
Ok, the joke's getting old, bring back President Bush
Ok, think you're so smart? Set your VCR clock!
Ok, this is the Moderator
Ok, time to return to reality!
Ok, we'll meet the meat. That's cool
Ok, whatever you say, Bernard! -Hoagie
Ok, where do nudist geeks put their pocket protectors?
Ok, where's my next bread crumb? - Fox Mulder (3x17)
Ok, who took my wand of regularity?
Ok, you asked for it! (:-*)
Ok, you where's my taglines? &lt;crossing arms and tapping foot&gt;.
Ok, you've got your point. But where's the comma ?
Ok, you... where's my taglines? &lt;crossing arms and tapping foot&gt;.
Ok,greatthestinkingspacebarisbroken
Ok. I just felt like being picky. :) - Dione
Ok. So I'm not very good at thinking up Taglines.
Ok. The refridgerator light does go off. Now let me out of here.
Ok. for all you RPG freaks, here's my list of AD&D tags
Ok.. well, I can't think of much else at the moment.. - Quickling
Ok...  So I'm not very good at thinking up taglines.
Ok... I can eat a taco with SIX squirts of hot sauce in... FIVE bites!
Ok... You're marginally female -Nightfall to Serendipity
Ok... we all know Prince Valium is a pill
Ok...&lt;unzzzzzzip&gt; ....ohhhhhhh, you said "TUCKer"
Ok.....nicely hot cup of tea.....rubber band
Ok; I'll hold on to your old part for 3 days.  (4th day) Need old part!
Oka You Ma Chas Po Ko Ptu Ta Kras Dat I Krow Ya Oka.
Okaaaaay... that didn't work...                - Recoil
Okaayy....any *smokers* here? Whahey!! That's a lot of energy for you f***ers!!
Okay - right after this one we're BACK to the TOPIC!
Okay - who stole my tagline file?
Okay ... I'm going home to write the "I HATE RUBIK's CUBE HANDBOOK FOR DEAD CAT LOVERS"
Okay @L, where are you keeping Elvis?
Okay All, I pulled the pin.  Now what?  Where are you going?
Okay Andrew... Puns at twenty paces! -- Chuckles
Okay Binky.  Thanks a lot, honey... -- TV's Frank
Okay Cacti! What are you up to? What's going on? Give me the skinny!
Okay I get it, very funny!  Did O'Brien put you up to this?! -Bashir
Okay Kitty Cats, Read My Beak; No More Birds!
Okay Kitty Kats... READ MY BEAK... No More Birds!!!!
Okay Lemmings, follow me!  Over this cliff to freedom!!!
Okay Lisa, is Michael and Janet the same person?
Okay Mooghi, but that's the LAST one!!! -- Yuri
Okay Mulder...but if this is monkey pee, you're on your own. -Scully
Okay Mulder...but if this is monkey pee, you're on your own. -ScullyOkay Scotty, NOW!  Detonate and energize!  I mean
Okay Okay - right after this one we're BACK on TOPIC!
Okay Roll a 3d6 against your Toothpicking Skill
Okay Sysops  Next week, we'll learn how to play the kazoo
Okay buddy, let's see your tagline hunting permit!
Okay computer, now listen carefully... - O'Brien
Okay everybody, put away your books, time for a POP QUIZ!!
Okay flight, Arm your weapons, Lock & Load... This could get messy.
Okay guys, let me down. I was only kidding. - Jesus
Okay kids, come and get your Bambiburgers...hey, quit your whining!
Okay so maybe I did build an igloo or two.
Okay then; let's move on to our next caller
Okay virgins, put on your 'no entry' signs!
Okay witch, give us all your gold pieces, or we kill your
Okay!  Enough with the significant looks! -- Mike Nelson
Okay!  I admit it.  I'm just here for the sexual thrills.
Okay!  Who ordered the truck load of dumb blondes?
Okay!  Who pushed Dr. Pulaski down the turbolift shaft?
Okay! - Okay! - I'll be off the phone in a minute!  Geez!
Okay! Drop your weapons, or the tagline gets it!
Okay! I admit it. I'm just here to fulfill men's sexual fantasies.
Okay! I give, where am i?
Okay! We'll buy the bread!! - Tom
Okay! Who cut the cheese??? Neelix!!!!!
Okay! Who ordered the truck load of dumb Blondes?
Okay!!!!!!!!! Thanx !!!!!!!!!! - Eddy Gosset
Okay, 2 to 1 and *30* points if you'll take San Diego.......!!
Okay, Alex, I'll take "Look, there's a dragon behind you..." for $200.
Okay, Beavis, that's enough about poop. - Butt-Head
Okay, Benkhe, where are you keeping Elvis?
Okay, HEre we go have at them if you want them:
Okay, I =know= this sucker's dead, Jim. Shot 'im myself.
Okay, I admit it!  -I- made all the crop circles!
Okay, I give up: What *is* the meaning of life?
Okay, I know I'm paranoid ... but am I paranoid enough?
Okay, I love you, bye bye! - Mindy
Okay, I luv ya bye-bye!
Okay, I pulled the pin.  Now what?  Wait!  Where are you going?
Okay, I pulled the pin.  Now what?  Where are you going furlan?
Okay, I pulled the pin.  Now what?... Wait!...Where are you going?
Okay, I pulled the pin. Now what?...Hey, come back here!
Okay, I pulled the pin. What next? Hey, come back!!
Okay, I suppose we have to forgo hanging you by your ankles.. :)
Okay, I used RoboMail once...but I didn't reply
Okay, I'll accept that, your the Taggod :)
Okay, I'll give you my phone number.  911-8642
Okay, I'll pull the fool out of the wall. -- Whisper
Okay, I'm confused.  More than usual, that is.
Okay, I'm crazy!  But I'm saving up to be eccentric.
Okay, I'm done pontificating...  Think I'll go watch DS9! ;)
Okay, I'm taking over this ship now.  Ro
Okay, I'm weird!  But I'm saving up to be eccentric
Okay, I'm with you... let's go blow this guy. -- Demolition Man
Okay, Idea Man! What's the idea? - Tick to Hoodlum
Okay, Jujubees it is - Crow
Okay, Lisa, are Michael and Janet the same person?
Okay, Luv - drop 'em!
Okay, Okay Second Star on the right, and then WHERE?
Okay, Quaker, let's have it: name, rank, and cereal number.
Okay, Senator Stinky-Pants - Crow
Okay, Speak, to play fetch you've got to move. - The Tick
Okay, THAT'S IT!  Arm the electric bagpipes!
Okay, WATCH...ME...CLOSELY! ALLEY OOP! - Tom dissappears
Okay, Who put a "Stop Payment" on my reality checks?
Okay, YOU come up with a clever tagline!
Okay, and which one is the fatherboard
Okay, but I don't take pro bono cases. - Hobbes
Okay, but I know funny! - Bart Simpson
Okay, but a few of these are kind of obscure.
Okay, but basically you're all under arrest. -Neil
Okay, but how many light bulbs does it take to change a baby?
Okay, but how's that going to help us? - Dax
Okay, enough romance, where's my bl*w j*b.
Okay, everybody, put away your books.  It's time for a POP QUIZ!!
Okay, hand me up that horse. -- Crow T. Robot
Okay, if not a bear, then what? Janeway
Okay, invention exchange... -- Dr. Forrester
Okay, let's go break the King's kneecaps.
Okay, my second favorite thing. - Garibaldi
Okay, my second favorite thing. - Garibaldi
Okay, no one's going to harm you, just put - the - keyboard - down
Okay, now lets pretend that this is a real funny tagline.
Okay, now, joke's over. Where's President Bush?
Okay, officer, you got me. - Carl Robinson
Okay, okay - minor setback. - DarkWing Duck
Okay, okay - right after this one we're BACK to the TOPIC!
Okay, okay, Ender......but I want a REMATCH!!!!!
Okay, okay, I take it back! UnScrew you!
Okay, okay, I'll try to be nice -- but no promises.
Okay, okay, enough with the quotein' already!!!
Okay, okay, we'll all try to do better in the future.
Okay, okay. I guess I'm just having trouble picturing it. - Anna S
Okay, okay....so I got it out of the newspaper..so what?
Okay, plan B: We'll hide you with Michael Jackson.
Okay, practice time. Repeat after me: "Yes, Dear."
Okay, quit _leading_ me on
Okay, sho I drank too much, said Tom, sotto voce.
Okay, smart buckets - Crow to Tom
Okay, so Hydrogen was relevant--Hindenborg.
Okay, so I didn't descend from anyone..now what ???
Okay, so I never said it was funny.  :)
Okay, so I stole a Tagline But I didn't inhale it!
Okay, so hydrogen was a bad choice-- Hindenberg
Okay, so tell me.  Was that a really innocent look or WHAT?!?
Okay, so who do you think you are, Elvis or something? --Shania Twain
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt.  That don't impress me much. --Shania Twain
Okay, so you're a rocket scientist.  That don't impress me much. --Shania Twain
Okay, so you've got a car.  That don't impress me much. --Shania Twain
Okay, that's enough, Data. La Forge
Okay, that's good.  &lt;tentative grin&gt;  - Anna Steven
Okay, the dog didn't eat my homework. He peed on it.
Okay, the fat lady is singing - get out!
Okay, the fat lady sang.  NOW is it over?
Okay, the joke is over, Bring back President Bush!
Okay, the joke's over, now show me your *real* penis.
Okay, the joke's over.  Where's President Bush?
Okay, the message is over.  Why are you still here?
Okay, the truce is over, time to destroy ye... -Bob to Earthworm Jim
Okay, then how about black poupon?  Green?  Yellow?  Red?
Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics
Okay, we brought the kid.  Give us the negatives. -- Tom Servo
Okay, we're going to be serious for five more minutes. -  Qat 10:45
Okay, we're here, where are all the darn trains?
Okay, we've got chicks, we've got computer stuff.... - Butt-Head
Okay, well I'll see you when I get there. - Scully
Okay, what about a nice frame?  With a picture of another guy in it
Okay, what did your dad tell you this time? - Mom
Okay, when I count to three, everybody smile!
Okay, where are you keeping Elvis?
Okay, where's our ointment?! - SlugForaButt Queens
Okay, which of you feminists put the white-out on my screen?
Okay, who brought the dog?
Okay, who left the cork out of my lunch
Okay, who left the dimensional gate open?
Okay, who let Elvis back on the racetrack.
Okay, who order the Mount Bellyache Ice Cream Sundae?
Okay, who ordered the Mount Bellyache Chocolate Ice Cream Sundae?
Okay, who put a "Stop Payment" on my reality checks?
Okay, who stole the cork out of my lunch???
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
Okay, who swiped the CRIME WATCH sign??
Okay, who swiped the Crime Watch Sign?
Okay, who taught the cat how to type Ctrl+Alt+Delete?
Okay, who took the 'Crime Watch Sign'?
Okay, who's @TO@? And what's he got to do with Barney?
Okay, who's Steve Winter? And what's he got to do with Barney?
Okay, who's going to sign for all this?  Hey, come back here!
Okay, who's the wise guy who moved the balcony?! - Slappy
Okay, who's the wiseguy who put "worms" on the Scout camp menu?
Okay, who's wicked & awesome? - Tom on himself
Okay, you and your monkey, *THIS* way! - Chief Crocker (S DSV)
Okay, you bring the 'Pen' and I'll get a 'Sword' (O.J.)
Okay, you can borrow it again
Okay, you can borrow it again, Tom relented.
Okay, you can have the gloves without lining, Tom deferred.
Okay, you can switch on the electric chair now, said Tom conceitedly.
Okay, you got me...It should be "You're"....Good Catch
Okay, you lead
Okay, you're undead.  _I_ have a life
Okay,I pulled the pin,now what? Hey! Where are you going?
Okay.  Shut up Neil, you ugly poo-faced git! -Vyvyan
Okay.  When I count to three, everybody smile!
Okay. Big friggin' deal - Tom
Okay. I'm weird. But I'm saving up to become eccentric.
Okay. When I count to three, everybody smile!
Okay.. consider it pencilled in....:)
Okay.. roll 3d6 against your Toothpicking Skill.
Okay... Have you tried 'back handing'? - TEC
Okay... I'll sing `Knights in White Satin'. -- Joel Robinson
Okay... I'm guilty... - TEC
Okay... I'm serious. -- Dr. Forrester
Okay... have I gone far enough yet?
Okay... heat `em up! -- Tom Servo
Okay... roll 3d6 against your Toothpicking Skill
Okay... so, what's the catch?
Okay... wanna give it a go?
Okay...when I start to get annoying, smack me. :)
OkayHave you tried 'back handing'?
OkayI'm guilty
OkayI'm guilty- TEC
Okee Dokee: Roger Wilco
Okey dokey, here we gokey
Oki Doki Ren - Stimpy.
Okidoki
Okie dokie...just make sure you're wearing UV protected sunglasses. :)
Okiluvya, byebye!
Okkie-dokkies! -- The Warners
Okkie-dokkies! -- Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Oklahoma - Heart of the Heartland.
Oklahoma courting song: "Woman, git in the truck!"
Oklahoma is OK for terrorists 
Oklahoma weather is like sex: Ya never know what you're gonna get!
Oklahoma, Ah..hell...skip it.
Oklahoma, Elvis lives here.
Oklahoma, Honk if you are Jesus.
Oklahoma, No, she's not my sister!
Oklahoma, Nothing to do with Oj.
Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma, there, I said it three times.
Oklahoma, Oklahoma, there I said it twice.
Oklahoma, Paul McCartney knows we exist.
Oklahoma, We're aliens visit.
Oklahoma, come Homa to Oklahoma.
Oklahoma, give us a chance.
Oklahoma, honk if you've found Jesus.
Oklahoma, it ain't for pussys anymore.
Oklahoma, land of the free, home of the victims
Oklahoma, made in the usa.
Oklahoma, most of us can read.
Oklahoma, no jokes, please.
Oklahoma, no mass murders here.
Oklahoma, please we need the tourism.
Oklahoma, some people say we don't suck.
Oklahoma, the home of the largest Lint ball bust.
Oklahoma, we don't kill much.
Oklahoma, we grow wheat.
Oklahoma, we have electrictiy.
Oklahoma, we just got cable.
Oklahoma, we like you.
Oklahoma, we're not Iowa
Oklahoma, we're part of the country too.
Oklahoma, what else can we say, we're Oklahoma.
Oklahoma, what would you do for a klondike bar?
Oklahoma, where's the beef?
Oklahomans do it sooner.
Okleedokleedoo! - Ned Flanders
Oklhoma, we messed up the name, just like everything else in the state.
Okolisam tematum smorum. Kvazi-razgovorum. Nastavorum?
Okthat'sit,whotookmyspacebar?
Okuda's 1st Law of Cheap Props - Dustbuster = Phaser
Okuda's 2nd Law of Cheap Props - GameBoy = Tricorder
Okuda's 3rd Law of Cheap Props - BananaClip = VISOR.
Okuda's Star Trek, it's not fandom, it's a religion!
Okwy. Uho suitchwd ny kwytops aroumd?
Ol' Lewis has up and died on us
Old @TO@ is alive and well, sir
Old Actors never die, they just drop apart.
Old Age & Treachery Triumphs Over Youth & Vigor!
Old Age: when your wet dreams are only reruns.
Old Amigas never die, they just get harder to kick start
Old Amigas never die. They're just multitasking in the background. JGMH
Old Anesthesiologists never die, they just run out of gas.
Old Archers never die, they just bow and quiver.
Old Architects never die, they just lose their structures.
Old BBS'ers never die, they just log off for good.
Old BBS'ers never die, they just lose their ZIP.
Old BBSers don't die, they just drop their carrier.
Old BBSers never die -- we just keep getting mo' 'dem.
Old BBSers never die, they just drop their carrier!
Old BUSINESSES never die...they just get consolidated.
Old Bakers never die, they just lose their dough.
Old Bankers never die, they just lose interest.
Old Barbers never die, they just become old cut-ups.
Old Basic Programmers never die, they gosub and don't return
Old Basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.
Old Beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.
Old Blondes never fade, the just dye away
Old Bond investors never die, they just yield to maturity.
Old Bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.
Old Bowlers never die, they just end up in the gutter.
Old Bricklayers never die, they just throw in he trowel.
Old Brickmasons never die, they just get mortarfied.
Old Bugs never die, they just go FASTER!
Old Bumper Stickers don't die; they become taglines.
Old Butchers never die, they just meat somewhere else.
Old C programmers never die, they get cast to void
Old C programmers never die.  They're just cast to void
Old Cabalists never die. They just get hung up on the Tree!
Old Cashiers never die, they just check out.
Old Celts never die, they just have harp failure.
Old Charlie stole the handle, And the train, it won't stop going
Old Chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.
Old Chemistry professors never die, they just fail to react
Old Chemists don't die, they just stop reacting!
Old Chemists never die - they just fail to react
Old Chinese probverb: Never make SysOp mad, you might not get any mail
Old Chiropractors never die, they adjust.
Old Christian Proverb: "Burn witch, burn"
Old Cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.
Old Computer programmers never die, they just decompile.
Old Computer programmers never die, they just log off.
Old Computer programmers never die, they just lose it bit by bit.
Old Computers: Tear out the guts and use as a cooler.
Old Computers: Tear out the guts and use for an office suggestion box.
Old Computers: Use as a paperweights during hurricane season.
Old Computers: Use as false front for your home safebox.
Old Computers: Use as pinatas for parties. Stuff and smash.
Old Computers: Use monitor for large desktop picture frames.
Old Cooks never die, they just get deranged.
Old Cops Don't Die-They Go to Dunkin Donuts to REGROUP
Old Crow + Water = A Bird Bath
Old Daredevils never die, they just get discouraged.
Old Deans never die, they just lose their faculties.
Old Dem school cheer:  If you can't beat'em, investigate'em.
Old Dentists never die, they just look down in the mouth.
Old Disney didn't die.  He's in suspended animation.
Old Doctors never die, they just lose their patience.
Old Electricians never die, they just lose contact.
Old Electricians never die, they just lose their charge.
Old English teachers never die - they just reach the full-stop
Old English teachers never die, they just complete their sentences
Old FATHERS never die  they just become grandfathers
Old Fags never die, because thanks to AIDS, there are no old Fags
Old Farmer's Almanac
Old Farmers never die, they just go to seed.
Old Farts don't have to be politically correct.
Old Fighters never die, they just lose their punch.
Old Fireflies never die, they just find that they can't glow on.
Old Fishermen never die--they just smell that way.
Old Frenchmen never die. They just get put out to Pasteur!
Old GAYS never die, because thanks to AIDS, there are no old GAYS.
Old GOP politicians never die, they just go to jail
Old Garagemen never die, they just retire.
Old Gary's gonna have to think twice before he kills the next guy!
Old Genealogists never die, they just haunt Archives!
Old Genealogists never die. They just get root rot
Old Genealogists never die. They just haunt Archives. 
Old Golfers never die, they just keep putting along.
Old Goodyear workers never die, they just retire.
Old Gossip columnists never die, they just lose their sense of rumor.
Old Goths don't die - they just wish they could. - Arifel
Old Grammarians never die, they fall into a comma.
Old Grand dad is dead, but his spirit lives on.
Old Granddad: Big, bald-headed, pussy-eating machine!
Old HELSINKI TOURISTS never die...they just vanish into Finn Air.
Old HOCKEY PLAYERS never die  they just achieve their final goal
Old Hams never die, they just beep away
Old Hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips
Old Harleys never die.... well, at least their titles don't!
Old Hippies don't die, they get just get haircuts.
Old Hippies never die - They just flash back.
Old Hippies never die, they just go on a trip
Old Hobbits die hard - Tolkien
Old Immortals don't die. - Arifel
Old Immortals never die.  They just... don't.
Old Indian Proverb: Somedays you eat the bear. Somedays the bear eats you.
Old Ironhead still has a bit of fight left in him....:-)
Old Italians never die, they just pasta away.
Old Jedi never die, they just fade away.
Old Kentucky colonels never die, they just chicken out
Old Kleptomaniacs never die, they just steal away.
Old LAWYERS never die  they just lose their briefs
Old MAGICIANS never die  they're just fooling themselves
Old MERCENARIES never die  they just go to hell to regroup
Old MacDonald had a PC, with EIA I/O
Old MacDonald had a computer with EIA I/O.
Old MacDonald had a computer, EIE I/O
Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O...
Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abateme
Old MacDonald's Farm - By E. I. Eeyioh
Old Macdonald had a computer, with EIA I/O
Old Magicians never die, they just get a new wand!
Old McDonald had a cheeseburger, E I E I O
Old McDonald had a computer with EIA I/O
Old McDonald had a computer, with an EIAYE EIAYE O
Old McDonald had a farm, EPAIO. And on this farm he had some wetland
Old McDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.  EIEIO
Old McDonald's had a tag line ..please pull up to the second window.
Old McShazza had a Kat...Meow Meow MMMMeeeooooWWW
Old Mechanics never die, they just misplace their tools.
Old Methuselahs never die, they just run out of blood.
Old Michellin employees never die--they just re-tire.
Old Modemers Don't Die; They Just Get Faxed To Heaven.
Old Moderator: Burned out shell of a computer hobbyist.
Old Movie-New Star: "10" - Phillis Diller
Old Movie-New Star: "A Pocket Full Of Miracles" - Jesus of Nazareth
Old Movie-New Star: "A Star Is Born" - Carl Sagan
Old Movie-New Star: "Air America" - Oliver North
Old Movie-New Star: "Airheads" - Orvile and Wilber Wright
Old Movie-New Star: "Alice's Restaurant" - Mel
Old Movie-New Star: "All The Presidents Men" - George Stepenopolas
Old Movie-New Star: "American Flyer" - Greg LeMond
Old Movie-New Star: "American Graffitti" - Andy Wahol
Old Movie-New Star: "An Officer And A Gentleman" - Mr. Roberts
Old Movie-New Star: "Animal House" - Dr. Doolittle
Old Movie-New Star: "Baby Doll" - Shirley Temple
Old Movie-New Star: "Bad Day At Black Rock" - Tonya Harding
Old Movie-New Star: "Bambi" -  The Deer Hunter
Old Movie-New Star: "Batteries Not Included" - Thomas A. Edison
Old Movie-New Star: "Battle of Britian" - Herman Goring
Old Movie-New Star: "Bed Knobs And Broom Sticks" - Hazel
Old Movie-New Star: "Bedtime For Bonzo" - King Kong
Old Movie-New Star: "Beethoven" - Benji
Old Movie-New Star: "Benji" - Beethoven
Old Movie-New Star: "Beverely Hills Cop" - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Old Movie-New Star: "Black Beauty" - Flicka
Old Movie-New Star: "Black Heart, White Hunter" - Ramar of the Jungle
Old Movie-New Star: "Black Magic" - Erwin Johnson
Old Movie-New Star: "Black Sunday" - Melina Mercuri
Old Movie-New Star: "Blame It On Rio" - Eva Peron
Old Movie-New Star: "Blazing Saddles" - Curly
Old Movie-New Star: "Blue Lagoon" - The Creature From the Black Lagoon
Old Movie-New Star: "Body Of Evidence" - Thomas Nagochi
Old Movie-New Star: "Born On The Fourth Of July" - Uncle Sam
Old Movie-New Star: "Boys Town" - Dan Quayle
Old Movie-New Star: "Boyz N The Hood" - Spanky
Old Movie-New Star: "Breakfast At Tiffineys" - Wolfgang Puck
Old Movie-New Star: "Bring Me the Head Of Alfredo Garcia" - King Henry VIII
Old Movie-New Star: "Bronco Billy" - Wild Bill Hickcock
Old Movie-New Star: "Bye, Bye Birdie" - Alfred Hitchcock
Old Movie-New Star: "Caberat" - Ed Sullivan
Old Movie-New Star: "Caddyshack" - Arnold Palmer
Old Movie-New Star: "Cadillac Man" - Ford Fairlane
Old Movie-New Star: "California Suite" - Howard Johnson
Old Movie-New Star: "Carwash" -  Henry Ford
Old Movie-New Star: "Catch 22" - Major Major Major
Old Movie-New Star: "Charade" -  Marcel Marcue
Old Movie-New Star: "Chariots Of Fire" - Ben Hur
Old Movie-New Star: "Chinatown" - Suzie Wong
Old Movie-New Star: "Cliffhanger" - Indiana Jones
Old Movie-New Star: "Close Encounters Of The Third Kind" - E.T.
Old Movie-New Star: "Coma" - Al Gore
Old Movie-New Star: "Comes A Horseman" - Willie Shoemaker
Old Movie-New Star: "Coming Home" - Dorothy & Toto
Old Movie-New Star: "Coming To America" - Manual Noriega
Old Movie-New Star: "Conan The Barbarian" - Don Knotts
Old Movie-New Star: "Cool Hand Luke" - Luke Skywalker
Old Movie-New Star: "K-9" - Toto
Old Movie-New Star: "The Africian Queen" - Cleopatra
Old Movie-New Star: "The Awakening" - Rip van Winkle
Old Movie-New Star: "The Bad News Bears" - Mike Dikta
Old Movie-New Star: "The Big Chill" - Frosty the Snowman
Old Movie-New Star: "The Birds" - The Birds
Old Movie-New Star: "The Blackboard Jungle" - Mary Poppins
Old Movie-New Star: "The Blob" - Mr. Blobby
Old Movie-New Star: "The Blues Brothers" - Tom and Dick Smothers
Old Movie-New Star: "The Bodyguard" - Sean Eckhardt
Old Movie-New Star: "The Bohemian" - Shirly MacClain
Old Movie-New Star: "The Candidate" - Michael Dukikas
Old Movie-New Star: "The Carpet Baggers" - Howard Hughes
Old Movie-New Star: "The Cat And the Canary" - Sylvester & Tweety
Old Movie-New Star: "The Cincinnati Kid" - Pete Rose
Old Movie-New Star: "The Color Purple" - The Purple People Eater
Old Movie-New Star: "The Competition" - John McEnroe
Old Movie-New Star: "The Creature From The Black Lagoon" - Darth Vader
Old Movie-New Star: "The Crying Game" - Nancy Kerrigan
Old Musicians never die, they just decompose.
Old Musicians never die, they just go flat!
Old Musicians never die, they just go from bar to bar.
Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac
Old Numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed
Old Orville Bullitt is alive and well, sir.
Old Orville is alive and well, sir.
Old Owls never die, they just don't give a hoot.
Old PCs never die, they just cache in their chips.
Old Penguins never die, they just get hard of herring.
Old Philosophers never die, they just kant.
Old Phone men never die, they just turn blue orange green brown slate!
Old Photographers never die, they just lose their views.
Old Photographers never die, they just stop developing.
Old Plumbers never die, that is why they smell that way.
Old Policemen never die  they just lose their beat
Old Politicians never die, they just lose their hot air.
Old Pooh Bears never die, they just no longer "Bother"
Old Pooh bears never die. They just don't "Bother!"
Old Porno Keith? - Tom on crusty security guard
Old Preachers never die, they just lose their wind.
Old Procrastinators never die, They just put it off!
Old Procrastinators never die, they just keep putting it off.
Old Programmers never die, they just flip a bit.
Old Programmers never die, they write an AI to keep alive their mind!
Old Programmers use Fortan-77 on punch cards!
Old Programming wizards never die, they just recurse.
Old Prostitutes never die, they just lose their grip.
Old Quilters never die, they just go to pieces.
Old Radio operators never die, they just lose their power.
Old Sacramento BBS investigated by Nuclear waste Committe
Old Sanders never die, they just lose their grit.
Old Schools never die, they just lose their principals.
Old Seers never die, they just lose their vision.
Old Sewage workers never die, they just waste away.
Old Singapore proverb: Hot bums cool hot heads.
Old Skiers never die, they just go over the hill.
Old Skiers never die. They just go downhill.
Old Sourdoughs never die.  They just ferment away.
Old Students never die, they just get degraded.
Old Surfers never die, they just get wiped out.
Old SysOps never die, they just run out of HD space
Old Sysops never die, they just go offline!
Old Taglines never die, they just get corrupted
Old Taglines, like clothes, will come back into style!
Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.
Old Tech?  How many Dusenbergs have you seen?
Old Tech?  Maybe, but rocks still work
Old Tech?  Sam Colt's still making everyone equal
Old Techs Don't Die, They Just Loose Their Tweeker!
Old Timelords don't die, they just look different. - Arifel
Old Timer remembers when: a coffee break was your lunch hour
Old Timer remembers when: coffee was a grind and paying for it was not
Old Timers remember when:  he mailed a penny postcard for two cents
Old Undertakers never die, they just vault away.
Old Virus Detected, Contact Hacker For Update (Y/N)
Old Virus Detected...Contact Hacker for Update? [Y/n]
Old Virus detected, contact your hacker for an update.
Old Vulcan Proverb "Only Nixen could go to China"
Old Vulcans never die -- they just go offline
Old White water rafters never die, they just get disgorge\S
Old Windows licence is not valid anymore
Old Yiddish proverb: "If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides."
Old accountants never die, they just loose their balance
Old ad campaign COKE TAKES LIFE -Tom on Coke truck ambush
Old age & Treachery will overcome Youth & Skill anyday!
Old age & treachery beats youth & skill every time
Old age & treachery triumph over youth & vigor.
Old age - when actions creak louder than words.
Old age = you + 20 years.
Old age = your age + 20 years
Old age and impatience outdo youth and skill.
Old age and tenacity will overcome youth and skill!
Old age and treachery beat youth and power every time!
Old age and treachery can always overcome youth and skill
Old age and treachery outdo youth and skill
Old age and treachery will always outdo youth and skill.
Old age and treachery will beat youth and enthusiasm
Old age and treachery will overcome wisdom and youth.
Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill!
Old age ceases to be a virtue when it only adds stubbornness to stupidity
Old age comes at a bad time
Old age comes at a bad time in life
Old age comes at a bad time.
Old age is a disease from which we all recover
Old age is a disease without a cure.
Old age is a wonderful thing.  You outlive your enemies.
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Heinlein
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Lazarus Long
Old age is always fifteen years old than I am. -- B. Baruch
Old age is an island surrounded by death. - Juan Montalvo
Old age is better than the alternative.
Old age is by nature rather talkative. - Cicero
Old age is fifteen years older than I am
Old age is life's parody
Old age is like a burglar. It robs you of all the goodies and leaves the rubbish
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young
Old age is no place for sissies
Old age is not for sissies
Old age is not for sissies.               - Larry Niven
Old age is not for sissies.    (Niven's Law #19)
Old age is not for sissies. - Larry Niven
Old age is not for sissies...
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives
Old age is the harbor of all ills. -- Bion
Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.  -- Trotsky
Old age is too high a price to pay for maturity
Old age is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Old age makes me, er, forget it!
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. --Joe Gores
Old age needs so little, but it needs that little so much.
Old age needs so little, but it needs that little so much.
Old age should burn and rave at close of day
Old age takes away from us what we have inherited and gives us what we earned. - Gerald Brenan
Old age: The mind makes dates the body can't keep
Old age: You know all the answers but nobody asks you the questions.
Old age: You stop looking forward to your next birthday.
Old age: you sit in a rocking chair & can't get it going.
Old aircraft make great boat anchors.
Old aliens never die. They just fill in space!
Old and Sneaky beats Young and Gifted every time!!
Old anesthesiologists don't die...they just run out of gas.
Old artists never die. They just get the brush!
Old assembly programmers don't die, they just MOV on
Old athletes and old bookkeepers both lose their balance
Old babies never die. There are no old babies!
Old baggage handlers never die; just lose their grip.
Old bakers never die, they just quit making dough.
Old bakers never die, you just can't get a rise out of them!
Old bakers never die. They just loaf around!
Old bankers don't die, they just 'cheque' out
Old barbers never die...they just become old cup-ups.
Old barbers never die...they just become old cup-ups.
Old basketball coaches never die, they just go on dribbling.
Old beta-testers don't die, they just crash to DOS
Old bicyclists never die; they merely ascend one final climb.
Old biddies never sigh, they just pine away.
Old bikers just want to kick her over 1 more time
Old birds are hard to pluck.
Old brain surgeons never die--they just lose their nerve.
Old burglars never die, they just steal away!
Old card players never die...They just shuffle off.
Old channellers never die. They just give up the ghost!
Old chemists *do* die, and then you barium
Old chemists never die - they just stop reacting.
Old chemists never die, they just don't react any more
Old chemists never die; they merely smell that way
Old civil engineers never dia, they lose their beams.
Old colanders never die, they just can't take the strain anymore.
Old computer programmers never die...they just byte the big one.
Old computer programmers never die...they just byte the big one.
Old computer programmers never die...they just byte the big one.
Old computer programmers never die...they just lose it bit by bit.
Old computers make great boat anchors.
Old computers never die, they just become video games.
Old computers never die...they just lose their byte.
Old con men never die, they just steal away.
Old constipated mathmaticians work everything out w/ pencil
Old country formula for getting rich: spend &lt; make!
Old crafters never die, they just get more bazaar.
Old days: Wine, Women, Song.  New days: Coffee, Computers, CD's
Old days: Wine, Women, Song. Now days: F-29, Shuttles, Stealth
Old days: Wine, women, and song. Now: Coffee, computers, and CD's
Old dieters never die, they just waist away
Old dinosaurs never die...as long as an asteroid ain't around
Old doctors never die, they just quit practicing
Old dog learns new tricks, but forgets what they were!
Old electricians never die - they just lose their spark.
Old electricians never die. They just lose the power!
Old email - e.xtinct
Old enough to *know better*, but young enough to not care
Old enough to bleed is old enough to breed
Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway!
Old enough to know better...young enough not to care
Old enough to know better; too young to resist
Old explorers never die. They just get lost!
Old farmers never die - they just go to the udder place.
Old farts never die! - they just smell that way
Old farts with bad attitudes, whatta life
Old fashion designers never die; they just fad away.
Old fat spider spinning in a tree. - Bilbo Baggins
Old feminists never die ... they're just deliberated.
Old fire-fighters don't die, they just stop arson
Old firefighters never die - they just pull up their hosees.
Old firefighters never die, they just stop arson around
Old firemen never die, they just go to blazes
Old fisherman never die, they just smell like it!
Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way.
Old fishermen never die, they just wade away.
Old florists don't die, they make other arrangements
Old florists never die - they just make other arrangements
Old folks give good advice because they can no longer set bad examples
Old food never dies: it just goes bad.
Old food never dies: it just goes bad. - General Chow, Dinosaurs
Old fools normally started as Young fools
Old football players never die. They just get the boot!
Old friends are like old sneakers - always comfortable.
Old friends take on a whole new meaning with you.-Natalie Lambert
Old frogs never die, But they do croak!
Old frogs never die, they just croak.
Old frogs never die. They croak!
Old frogs never die...But they do croak!
Old galactic hitchhikers never die - they just throw in the towel
Old genealogists are simply chronologically gifted!
Old genealogists never die, they just haunt cemeteries
Old genealogists never die, they just lose their census.
Old genealogists never die, they keep putting down their roots.
Old genealogists never die...they just loose their Census!
Old golfers never die, they just loose their BALLS.
Old golfers never die, they just putter away
Old golfers never die.  They just keep putting along.
Old grammarians never die; they just fall into a comma
Old gravediggers never die - they just spade away.
Old grey mashie ain't what she used to be
Old grocery bags, way to get NEW Train items by wife!
Old guitarists never die, their strings just go rusty
Old hackers never die - they just exit to a higher shell.
Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.
Old heroes never die, they reappear in sequels. (M. Moorcock)
Old heroes never die; they reappear in sequels. 
Old heros never die, they just reappear in sequels
Old hippies never die, they just flashback!
Old hippies never die.  They just go to pot!
Old hippies never die. They just flash back...
Old hippies never die. They just go to pot!
Old hitch-hikers never die, they just throw in the towel.
Old horse doctors never die. They just become veterin veterinarians!
Old immortals don't die, they just ... don't.
Old immortals never die, they just, well, they just don't.
Old immortals never die, they just... don't.
Old immortals never die, they just...well...they just don't.
Old immortals never die, they justdon't.
Old immortals never die, they justwellthey just don't.
Old immortals never die. They...they just don't!
Old informers never die, they just get put out to grass
Old insurance agents never die, it's against their policy
Old is 20 years from now
Old is always fifteen years older than I am
Old is needing a fire permit for your birthday cake.
Old is twenty years from now.
Old is when all the phone numbers in your black book are doctors.
Old is when your back goes out more often than you do
Old judges never die, they just cease to try
Old lawyers never die - they just lose their appeal.
Old lawyers never die ... dammit!
Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.
Old lawyers never die, they just mess their briefs
Old lawyers never die, they just rest their cases.
Old lawyers never die... they just lose their appeal.
Old lawyers never die; they just make another appeal.
Old lawyers never diethey just lose their appeal.
Old lie -- The check is in the mail.  New lie -- I didn't check the e-mail. --Brian Fine
Old lumberjacks never die, they just pine away
Old magicians never get die. They just can't raise their wands!
Old maid:  A virgin who over did it
Old maid: A girl whose father didn't own a shotgun.
Old mail has arrived.
Old man seeks doctor./"I eat SPAM daily," he says./Angioplasty
Old man tribble, he just keeps rolling along.
Old mathematicians never die - it is just discovered that they are rational
Old mathematicians never die,  they just lose some of their functions
Old mathematicians never die, they just reduce to lowest terms.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Old memories never die...they just haunt you!
Old men are fond of giving good advice to console themselve
Old men are fond of giving good advice to console themselves for their inability to set a bad example. -- La Rochefoucauld, "Maxims"
Old men are the ones who learned not to die young
Old men go to death; death comes to young men.
Old men in Jerusalem - geezers of Nazareth
Old men remember how, they just don't remember why.
Old men still remember how, they just don't remember WHY!
Old mercenaries never die - they just go to hell and regroup
Old military bases make great chicken plucking farms.
Old milkmaids never die - they just kick the bucket.
Old mimes never die - they're just never heard from again.
Old mimes never die - they're just never seen again.
Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams
Old movie buffs never die. They just lose the plot!
Old mufflers never die, they get exhausted.
Old music teachers never die - they just reach a part marked tacet
Old musicians don't die...  They decompose
Old musicians never die ... they just decompose.
Old musicians never die, they decompose.
Old musicians never die, they just get played out..
Old musicians never die, they just go flat!
Old musicians never die.  They slowly decompose
Old musicians never die. They just decompose!
Old musicians never die. They just get crotchety & skip a beat!
Old mystics never die. They just transcend this plane of existence!
Old myths are the dried up husks of dead religions.
Old navigators never die, they just get lost.
Old net.personalities never die; they just change their Internet address.
Old nuns never retire, they just get out of the habit
Old people shouldn't eat health food; they need all those
Old people shouldn't eat health food; they need all those preservatives!
Old people suck! huh uh huh - Butt-Head
Old people will die soon. So we should help them
Old people! huh huh huh
Old philosophers never die, they Kant
Old physics teachers never die - they just cancel out
Old pilots never die. They just fly away!
Old plagiarists never die, they just steal away.
Old plumbers never die, they just go to the minor leaks.
Old plumbers never die, they just smell that way
Old poets never die, they just ride off into the sonnet.
Old politicians never die-they just run once too often.
Old postal workers never die - they just lose their ZIP.
Old postmen don't die, they just lose their zip!
Old potato packers never die. They just get the sack!
Old principals never die, they just lose their faculties.
Old proctologists never die - they just face the end.
Old professors never die, they just lose their faculties
Old programmers don't die, they just lose their memory.
Old programmers never die, they branch to a new address.
Old programmers never die, they get updated!
Old programmers never die, they just become managers
Old programmers never die, they just get an age overflow.
Old programmers never die, they just get decompiled
Old programmers never die, they just get decompiled
Old programmers never die, they just give up their resources
Old programmers never die, they just hit account block limit
Old programmers never die, they just lose their byte.
Old programmers never die, they just reassemble into another life form
Old programmers never die, they just terminate and stay resident.
Old programmers never die, they're all in protected memory.
Old programmers never die.  There aren't any
Old programmers never die.  They branch to a new address.
Old programmers never die.  They just lose their byte.
Old programmers never die. They become recursive loops.
Old programmers never die. They branch to a new address!
Old programmers never die. They just lose their byte!
Old programmers never die...they just decompile.
Old programmers never die; they exit to a higher shell.
Old programmers never die; they just branch to a new address.
Old programmers never die; they just endlessly loop
Old programmers never die;they branch to a new address
Old programmers remember Bill Gates: that boy with the disk copier
Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse. Allen Supynuk
Old psychiatrists never die - they just shrink away.
Old psychologists never die, they're forever Jung
Old quarter backs never die--they just pass away.
Old quarterbacks never die, they just lead the Chiefs to mediocrity.
Old race car pilots never die, they become Indy champs.
Old radio-hams never die - their valves just blow occasionally!
Old railfans never die They just loose track.
Old relics do not die. They become antiques.
Old religious factions are volcanoes burnt out. -- Burke
Old rock stars never die, they just get Unplugged.
Old sailors never die - they just get a little dinghy.
Old sailors never die; they just E-Mail all day
Old sailors never die; they just sail away
Old salesmen never die - they just go out of commission.
Old sci-fi actors never die, they just go to Babylon Five.
Old shoe makers never die, they just loose their sole
Old sitcoms never die, they go to syndication.
Old skiers never die....they just go over the hill.
Old soldiers never die -- young ones do it for them.
Old soldiers never die, the young ones do
Old soldiers never die, they just fade away
Old soldiers never die--Just young ones.
Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.
Old soldiers never die; young ones do it for them.
Old spinners never dye; they just turn to roving.
Old spreadsheets never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Old storekeepers never die, they just sale away
Old style, you go to bed.  New style, you go out for pizza - Ivanova
Old style, you roll over and go to sleep. - Ivanova
Old surfers don't die...they just get wiped out.
Old sysops never die; they ju@t f^%G*(k&)(g7g
Old taglines don't die, they just fill up hard drives.
Old teachers never die, they just lose their principles.
Old timer, n.: One who remembers when charity was a virtue and not an organization
Old tin lizzy do it till you're dizzy
Old truckers never die - they just get a new Peterbuilt!
Old truckers never die, they just retyre
Old truckers never die; they just get a new Peterbilt.
Old truckers never die; they just semi-retire.
Old typesetters never die.  They just decompose.
Old vacuum cleaner salesmen never die. They just get sucked in!
Old virus detected - contact your hacker for an update.
Old welders never die, they just pass the torch.
Old witches never die; they just rest for a spell.
Old wizard's never die--they just forget how to spell.
Old wizards never die; they just rest for a spell.
Old women are like aged whines
Old women are like aged whines. &lt;G&gt;
Old, I know, but all I've got.
Old-timer's disease is catching! It just takes time.
Old: Someone who remembers when there was no Velcro
Old: When you are  17 neck, A 44 around  waist, and a 106 in  golf.
Old: When you are: 17 neck, 44 waist, and shoot 106 in golf.
Old?  Most masterpieces are
Old?  The only thing that kept it standing was the woodworm holding hands
Old? Fat? Sideburns? Rinestone Jumpsuit? Dial 1-800-IME-LVIS
Olden sailors were often battered about by fierce unexpected squaws.
Older men ALWAYS carry handkerchiefs! - Mike
Older women are really sexy, hot. -Bill to Susan McDougal
Older women interest archaeologists, said Agatha Christie virtuosically.
Older, Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.
Older? Older than dead?
Olds: One Leak, Dead Starter
Oldsmobile: Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
Oldsmobile: Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel
Ole Jack always says, `What the hell.'
Ole' Joel Robinson, had a farm? - Dr. Forrester
Ole' off! - Magic Voice, angrily
Olive oil comes from olives. Where does baby oil come from?
Olive oil? Snake oil? I suppose you think it's alien blood"-Scully
Olive: none die
Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!
Oliver North is a prolific producer of terminological inexactitudes
Oliver North's Crime? He lied to Teddy Kennedy
Oliver Twist had more Hawaiin locations - Tom Servo
Oliver Twist had more Hawaiin locations - Tom/#608
Oliver Twist had more Hawaiin locations... -- Tom Servo
Oliver Wendell Jones! I am the ghost of slide rules past!
Oliver's Law of Location:  No matter where you go, there you are!
Oliver's Law: Experience is something you don't get until just after you
Olivers' Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
Olivier's Law:  Experience is something you don't get until just&lt;&gt;after you need it
Ollie North Spot #1. Lights! Camera! Unction!
Ollie North for President! It's time we put a REAL crook in office.
Ollie North lost, Marion Barry won. Why?
Ollie North shreds his documents here.
Ollie North talks to me on Tuesdays
Ollie North virus: causes your printer to become a paper shredder.
Ollie ollie, ollie ollie ollie, ollie ollie incomplete, baby.
Ollie, can we borrow your shredder? - Hillary
Olly, olly, oxen free! All hiding ancestors can come out! 
Olmstead's Law: After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done
Olsgaard's Law of Librarianship: Know what you're willing to quit over. --John N. Olsgaard
Oluja je, vetar duva, nema nikog da te cuva, sacekaj.
Olympia:  It's The Water. (Tumwater,  that is.)
Olympiaaaa!
Olympic Bound... Someday I'll make it.
Olympic athletes do it internationally.
Olympic gold medalist Bruce Jenner was an Eagle Scout.
Olympic ice skating can be dangerous to your kneecaps. - N. K
Olympics 2000 Sport:  Full-contact Golf!
Om Mani Padme Hum
Om mani payme more.   (Hooker meditating)
Om...ps -ael|grep [^a-z]vi[^a-z]|more...Om
Omaha?  They have computers in Omaha?
Omaha? Well they outta know what to do with them hogs up there
Omaha? You mean they have computers in Omaha?!
Ome is where you ang your @
Omega - Kiss up and be one of us !
Omega - Making piracy socially acceptable.
Omega's a Crossdresser! Omega's a Crossdresser! Omega's a Crossdresser!
Omen The only Way to MOBY!
Omens are there to be broken
Omigawd.  Where did I leave it this time?
Omit needless, redundant, unnecessary, repetitive words
Omit the Tagline !...Collect $200.00 dollars !!! ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
Omladina mora da halucinira!
Ommlet (Onulet)
Omne ignotum pro magnifico
Omnem crede diem tibi diluxisse supremum. --Horace.
Omni Magazine:  The "USA Today" of science.
Omni random est.
Omni-domniHe be okay
Omnia Vincent Amor, et Nos Cedamus Amori !!
Omnia mutantur, nos et mutamur in illis.[All things are subject to change and we change with them.]
Omnibiblious, adj.: Indifferent to type of drink.  "Oh, you can get me anything. I'm omnibiblious."
Omnikey 102 -Buy 3 and keep the 1 that works
Omniscience, n. - God, conceived as all-knowing by one who is not
Omniscience:  Talking only about things you know about
On (05 Dec 95) Linc Gaudreau wrote to All
On (13 Sep 96) Mariano Polinesi wrote to All
On (24 Oct 93) Bob Chalmers wrote to All Users
On 01-25-94 Gene Young wrote to All
On 05/20/95 Ameritech cut off Vampire "D"'s phone ... *NO CARRIER*
On 07-03-94, without care of life or limb, Wade Hamel spake thusly to
On 08-23-95 Reen Bombardier said to Prof. dammit
On And On, The Rain Will Fall... Like Tears From A Star
On And On, The Rain Will Say... How Fragile We Are
On Bajor, Kira enjoys relaxing on the Bajoran Paintball Assault Course
On Behalf of the Moon, you deserve a good spanking! - Sailor Moon
On Bended Knee - By Neil Down
On CW no one can hear you scream!
On Christmas List:  Bigger hard drives, for computer and for bedroom.
On Day 5 God made air so birds wouldn't have to walk...
On Demand
On ERROR GOTO - StandinCorner.
On ERROR GOTO - StandinCorner.
On Earth 200 years ago, I was a prince -- Khan
On Earth as it is in San Francisco
On FIDO the whole world can hear you whimper
On February 16th, the Muppets are hitting the high seas!
On Fidonet, maybe. On Terok Nor... mmmm, 'bout average.  &lt;grin&gt;-A.S
On Fidonet, nobody know you're naked.
On GKL Australia, it's 8:00 Eastern, 7:30 Central, and 6:00 in the West
On Her Majesty's Secret Service  - By M. I. Five
On Her Majesty's Secret Service  - By M. I. Five
On Internet, no one can hear you scream.
On Jan 1, 2000, will Win'95 become Win '00?
On Judgement Day thy shall meet thy Superuser.
On June 16th (2003), TNN becomes SPIKE TV.
On Klaestron 4 either of those will get you the death penalty.-Sisko
On Klaestron 4 either of those will get you the death penalty.-Sisko
On Melmac, we Love Cats! - Alf
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. -- Avery
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
On Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, why was it that Jim did all of the work, and Marlin Perkins got all of the credit...?
On New Year's Eve I got shot--Garibaldi.
On SECOND thought, maybe I'll heat up some BAKED BEANS and watch REGIS PHILBIN ...  It's GREAT to be ALIVE!!
On Sailor Moon today... The Sailor Scouts vs. The Power Rangers!
On Siamese Fighting Fish:  "They're beautiful, they're elegant, they're vicious as hell...there's a real life lesson here somewhere."
On Stardate 9567.39 which is Tuesday, I saw the light.
On Stardate 9609.47 which is Friday, I saw the light.
On Strike - Tagline Writers Local 2718.
On Strike - recipe Writers Local 2718.
On Sun 24-May-1998 12:29a, Dereck Kozak@1:348/956.0 wrote:
On SuperChannel, the time in Europe is 10 PM.
On TV the good guys will only get shot in the arm or leg.
On TV the good guys will only get shot in the arm or leg.
On TV tonite: A vase, a family portrait and a sleeping cat.
On TV, teenagers can access any computer by using their PC's.
On TVBS Choice right now, it's Disney's The Proud Family
On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment -- halftime
On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment -- halftime
On The 7th Day God Rested
On The Beach - By C. Shaw
On The Committe To Hunt Down and Permanently Kill ELVIS!
On The Cover - By G. Q. Model
On Topic posts that bore you should be deleted. -Moderator Rule #6
On Trial * Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer
On Tuesday, November 19th, 1996 you wrote to Ivy Iverson about Babylon 5
On Vacation in Memphis!
On Vulcan the teddy bears are alive and they have 6 inch fangs.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
On Xmas List:  Bigger hard drives, for computer and for bedroom.
On `Star Trek', anything is possible. - Patrick Stewart
On a BBS, closing the Windows is the DOOR to a better life!
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying is an American flag.
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag
On a FidoNut's tombstone: CONNECT Oct 4 1965 NO CARRIER Aug 8 1992
On a Pentium, when x=4195835.0 and y=3145727.0, x - (x * y) / y = 256.
On a Wall Street Journal article about the problems women have to contend with in getting credit: No-Account Females
On a beer a day, you can pee forever.
On a child's T-Shirt:  My human experiance is just beginning.
On a clear GIF you can compress forever
On a clear dais, you can speak forever.
On a clear day, I can DESQview forever
On a clear day, you can see all your wrinkles
On a clear desk you can never find anything.
On a clear disc you can't find anything
On a clear disc, you can smell Ankh-Morpork forever
On a clear disk you can see forever.
On a clear disk you can seek for * LAKOTA v1.4
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
On a clear disk you can seek forever.           -Computerworld button
On a clear disk you can seek forever.  - Denning
On a clear disk you can seek forever. -- Computerworld button
On a clear disk you can seek forever. -- Ed McClusky
On a clear disk you can seek forever. -- P. Denning
On a clear disk you can seek forever...
On a clear downhill, you can ski forever.
On a clear night you can see 1.4*10^19 miles
On a clear night you can see 1.5*10^9 light years.
On a clear night, you can see 1.4 X 10 19 miles
On a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil, a fire volcano. (Palindrom)
On a cold, dark night, you can hear a Chevy rust in Ford country!
On a dark desert highway, Phillip posted a message about "D&D Related
On a dark desert highway, cool TPUs in my code
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair.
On a dark summer's night, would you offer your throat to the wolf
On a diet for 2 weeks & only lost 14 days!
On a dirt road at the end of the Information Highway.
On a five year mission, to sorta like explore and blow up stuff.
On a hacker's tombstone: CONNECT 1964 - NO CARRIER 1994
On a headstone:  "I *told* you I was sick!"
On a hill a little man with many shining things -Pink Floyd
On a hill far away stood a beat-up Chevrolet
On a hot summer's night, would you offer your throat
On a job application, never check off the box "Not yet" for the question "Have you ever been convicted of a crime?"
On a m"bius strip: Important message on other side
On a paper submitted by a physicist colleague:
On a paper submitted by a physicist colleague: "This isn't right.  This isn't even wrong." -- Wolfgang Pauli
On a queer day, you can see forever!
On a quiet day you can hear windows crashing.
On a quiet night in Chevy Country,..you can hear a Ford
On a quiet night in Georgia you can hear the Fords rust
On a quiet night you can hear a ford rust!
On a quiet night, you can hear a Chevy rust!
On a quiet night, you can hear a FORD rust!
On a quiet night, you can hear the Chevys rusting.
On a quiet night, you can listen forever and hear nothing
On a quite night you can hear Windows 95 machines crashing in the dist
On a radiator repair shop: Best place to take a leak
On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd say...  oh, somewhere in there
On a scale of 1 to 10, 4 is about 7.
On a stump, the skunk thunk the stump stunk; the stump thunk the skunk stunk
On a tombstone:  "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"
On a tous la bouche en sang...et on rit!!!
On a woman, a pot belly is sexy
On account of, it works. And that's the name of THAT tune
On all LaserGrams: Don't forget the Zap code.
On an alien world, the most dangerous creature...is still man.
On an electrician's truck:  Let Us Remove Your Shorts
On an obstetrician's business card - "We Deliver!"
On anniversaries always forget the past...but never the present.
On another ship, I can hunt fresh game. Mareau-2
On another ship, I can hunt fresh game. Mareau-2
On any night you can hear Fords rust
On average, each person has one testicle.
On behalf of @F, I will punish you! - Sailor Moon
On behalf of @F, I will steal your taglines! - Sailor Tag
On behalf of @FN@, I will punish you! - Sailor Moon
On behalf of @N@ I will steal your taglines! - Sailor Tag
On behalf of @TOFIRST@, I will punish you! - Sailor Moon
On behalf of America I apologize for the abomination that is McDonalds
On behalf of America, I apologize for the Outback Steakhouse.
On behalf of all earthly life, I DEFY YOU! - Calvin
On behalf of mutants everywhere... Pthhphth!
On behalf of the Moon, I will assimilate you! - Sailor Borg
On behalf of the Moon, I will irritate you. - Sailor Mosquito
On behalf of the Moon, have a Jelly Baby. -Sailor Who
On behalf of the Moon... EAT DIRT, VILE NEGAVERSE FIENDS! - Sailor EWJ
On behalf of the Ugly European Society... -- Crow T. Robot
On behalf of the moon... ZORT!! Ha ha ha! - Pinky
On behalf of you I will punish the Moon!  Waitasec. -Sailor Dylexia
On behalf of you, I will punish the Moon! - Sailor Dyslexia
On borrowed time (+30 m. in Newfoundland)
On ce meni, nije nego
On civilization's funeral pyre
On closer inspection, these are loafers. McBain
On cold mornings it was Carl's job to start the animals.
On contracts, Bill Clinton deals from the bottom of the pact
On day 6, He created fish. On day 7, He went fishing
On days like this I feel like I could download the world!
On de 8th day God said "OK, Murphy, now youse in charge."
On de otha' hand.  Cheeeiit..ya' gots five different fingers
On diet day, I'll switch to celery but first a little what-the-hellery.
On dirait Chewbaka qui vient de s'asseoir sur Bart Simpson.
On earth as it is in San Francisco
On earth my visit is but brief, and bowed am I by sin and grief.
On eclair day, you can eat forever.
On election day vote early and often
On finding a stone we see no dog; on seeing a dog we find no stone
On flirting: Here's mud in your eyes--while I look Over your beautiful sweetheart!
On hemmoroidagrams,"Dear pain in the ass"
On hippodrome you can find horse, grass and sh*t
On leave from CNN
On line? Hit  for a quick I.Q. Test!
On location with 'Regarding Hiney' - Mike
On m'I ton cixelsyd!
On matters of style, swim with the current, on matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
On my Subaru: I'm not driving too fast; I'm just flying low
On my honor, I will do my best... -- Beginning of the Scout Oath
On my left: Tom Servo. On my right: Crow T. Robot - Mike
On my left: Tom Servo; on my right: Crow T. Robot. -- Mike Nelson
On my planet, to rest is to rest,.....to cease using energy. - Spock
On my property, -I- am the police power, understand?
On my way here, I talked to Dr. Franklin. - Sheridan
On my way to SPEND another sunny day
On my way to sunny Cali-for-nee-a
On my world, there are books, thousands of pages, about the power of one mind to change the Universe. --Delenn
On ne voit bien qu'avec le coeur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux
On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry at you
On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry at you. - Douglas Adams
On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry at you. - HHGTTG
On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry to you.
On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not
On one issue at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women. - H.L. Mencken
On one issue, men and women agree: They both distrust men.
On our BBSs, we steal quotes from messages all the time
On pourrait vecurent heureux et eurent beaucoup d'enfants.
On quiet nights you can hear a Chevy rust
On quiet nights, you can listen forever and hear nothing.
On reentry a bullet is about as a aerodynamic as a brick.
On sale...Butterfly nets...reasonable!
On screen.  Analysis. Janeway
On se ba sabio, a moda i prezubio
On se lasse de tout, except d'apprendre. -Virgile
On second thought - forget the War Room. - Yakko
On second thought, I prefer your boot. - Nathan Spring (SC)
On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat.  -- Remedios Varo
On second thought, let us not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place.
On second thought, let us not go to Z'ha'dum.  It is a silly place
On second thought, let's not go to Camelot
On second thought, let's not go to Camelot-it is a silly place. -Arthur
On second thought, let's turn out the lights
On second thought, maybe I should have read the instructions first
On second thought- aaaa,forget the War Room. - Yakko
On second thoughts, lets not go to Camelot. It is a silly place
On silver platter,/A row of thick pink slices:/Serving suggestion
On some clear disk ya' kin seek foreva'
On some days it doesn't pay to get out of your bucket
On some worlds, I am worshipped as God. Loc-Nar
On such a fine afternoon, how _inappropriate_. - Sisko
On that dark and fateful day, the Filk Lords rode forth into battle.
On that day I shall mourn. - Spock
On that logic you must be Cthulhu incarnate.
On that, Mollari, we can at least agree. --G'Kar
On the 10 Year Plan at Southern Tech
On the 10th day of Xmas my Sysop gave to me, new file listings
On the 11th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, Sign-on bulletins
On the 12 Apr 95 I raped a tagline
On the 12th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, minutes extra
On the 1st day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, More access (for a fee)
On the 2nd day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, ANSI screens
On the 3rd day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, Three free downloads
On the 4th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, Off-line readers
On the 4th of July we all start out Saturns at 8:30 PM
On the 4th ring, your call will be diverted to Jupiter
On the 5th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, On-line games
On the 5th day, God created Man. On the 6th, Woman. On the 7th, Alcohol
On the 6th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, Message bases
On the 6th day, God invented beer, On the 7th, Beroccas a
On the 6th day, God invented beer, On the 7th, Beroccas and the Sabbath.
On the 7th day God said "It's a Miller Day,"
On the 7th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, Hot key menus
On the 8th Day God said: "OK Murphy, you're in charge."
On the 8th day She created the SCA.
On the 8th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, Upload credits
On the 8th day, God created Star Trek.
On the 8th day, God made Rottweilers.
On the 8th day, God said, "Let there be wind." ... Now pull my finger
On the 8th day, God said: "O.K., Murphy, you take over now...."
On the 8th day, God uninstalled DOS 6
On the 8th day, I was created. God cried "Strike it from the record."
On the 8th day, the Corps of Engineers started changing e
On the 9th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, Un-read E-Mails
On the Bleeding Edge of Technology
On the Eighth day, Eve and Blunderwoman exaggerated.
On the Firefly platform of Sunny Goodge Street
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog. -- Cartoon caption
On the Ninth Day God created Sprint Car Racing!
On the ONE day you take your secretary to lunch, your wife will be lunching in the same restaurant
On the Senior Pro Golfers' tour, the phrase 'winning by a stroke' takes on a whole new meaning
On the Train of thought, 99% are riding for half fare!
On the air?  I *am* the air! -- Venus Flytrap
On the air? I AM the air!  - Venus Flytrap
On the average day, 39,109 pounds of marijuana are brought into the US
On the average, everybody has one testicle
On the barbeque/A SPAMBURGER hamburger/I want to die now!
On the batting end of a no-hitter.
On the carpool lane lane to Nirvana
On the contrary Major, he's quite real. They ALL seem to be. -Bashir
On the contrary, I find it rather comforting. Data
On the contrary, it makes perfect sense. - O'Brien
On the contrary, it scares the hell outta me
On the count of one, unzip your pants! - Buzzcut
On the count of three, pull...  Four!! - Yakko
On the count of three, scream...1...2...3!
On the count of three, start leaking! - Buzzcut
On the count of two, take out your penises! - Buzzcut
On the cutting edge of compu$%@{
On the cutting edge of software disolution
On the cutting edge you're bound to bleed sometimes
On the data highway, sign says "PAY TOLL AHEAD", I don't have change.
On the day of the dead, when the year too dies.
On the day that I was born, bells rung out in Babylon -Coverdale/Page
On the day the wall came down, they threw the locks onto the ground
On the echo, the filking echo, the users wait to post
On the edge of a precipice, only a fool does cartwheels.
On the eighth day god created _______
On the eighth day, God created FORTRAN
On the eighth day, God created FORTRAN
On the eigth day God created JAZZ!
On the eigth day God created football!
On the evolutionary scale, he's just slightly above dog food.
On the exam eve even notes will do
On the first day of Christmas, My true love gave to me:  BEER!
On the first day, Logie decided to chance his arm and it came off. - Trevor Bailey, Radio 3
On the first day, humm or was it the day after that?
On the front lines against entropy -- washing dishes!
On the golf course, your afraid to yell "Fore (four)."
On the hit list should be another dysfunctional, nonpolitical type
On the information superhighway, @N drives a VW Bug.
On the internet no-one knows you're a god
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key
On the next Borgahue:  Is resistance REALLY futile?
On the next Geraldo...How one can be addicted to Taglines
On the next Geraldo:  Was Gertrude Stein a Vogon?
On the next Oprah:  What Vulcans do for the other six years.
On the next Tagline, Geraldo will be Stolen!
On the next episode of Space: Nineteen Dollars and Ninety-Nine Cents
On the ninth day God created Racing.
On the order of 10,000 centuries old. -  Spock
On the other hand are four fingers and a thumb.
On the other hand you also have five fingers.
On the other hand you have different fingers.
On the other hand you have different fingers. - S. Wright
On the other hand, I have five fingers.
On the other hand, I'll stay for a day or two. Kirk
On the other hand, Limbaugh's butt is too big to miss.
On the other hand, Rome was burned in a day
On the other hand, You habe five fingers!
On the other hand, fingers are different
On the other hand, it -is- OK to prick your finger.
On the other hand, it doesn't sound like i am missing anything!
On the other hand, she's a woman. All woman. McCoy
On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten.
On the other hand, there are five fingers
On the other hand, what does "OTOH" mean?
On the other hand, you also have 5 fingers.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steve Wright
On the other hand... I have four fingers and a thumb.
On the other hand... Your fingers are arranged the other way round
On the other hand... you have five different fingers
On the other side of the screen it all looks so easy. --Flynn
On the outskirts of nowhere, On the ringroad to somewhere
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. - Woody Allen
On the raw edge of reality I stood
On the road to success, be sure to enjoy the ride.
On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without a purpose, but never without a POINT
On the road...where the night is black.
On the road...where you don't look back.
On the seventh day God created swimmers....and then rested.
On the sixth day God created man -- she must have had PMS.
On the stage, dying is easy, comedy is difficult.
On the subject of SEX:   I'm in favour of it.
On the subject of sex: GIMME IT!
On the surface ... all is illusion. - Caine
On the trailing edge on technology
On the train of thought, 99% are riding half-fare
On the turning away from the pale and downtrodden -Floyd
On the turning away. - Pink Floyd
On the unlabeled disk? HELL they're all unlabeled!
On the wall of the women's restroom on the Enterprise: "W
On the wall of the women's restroom on the Enterprise: "Where no man has
On the way she had awakened. Then the weirdness started. - DT II
On the way to the Dark Tower, anything is possible. - Roland
On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes
On the whole, I"d rather be in Philadelphia. -- W. C. Fields"s epitaph
On the wings of the night, as the daytime is stirring -Pink Floyd
On the wrong end of the Information Superhighway.
On the young mountain, all four winds blow.
On the young mountain, who falls shall climb.
On their fiftieth, everybody has the face they deserve. -George Orwell
On their knees the war pigs crawling
On their turf, they're the top dogs.  Here?  Different story
On they fight, for they are right, yes, but who's to say?
On think we can't use the option 'FILE ENCLOSURE'
On this BBS, we recycle all of our bytes, bit by bit.
On this conference just one damn argument after another
On this day I will look at my past mistakes and project them onto the future
On this echo, just about everything is odd.
On this ship I don't take orders, I give em!
On this side, memories are all we really own. --Hercules
On through the never... -Metallica
On to njega imitira.
On today's show, Barney proclaimed his love for you.
On top of everything else, they're littering - Mike
On top of the Crumpetty Tree the Quangle-Wangle sat
On wall, women's loo on the Enterprise: "Where no man has gone before"
On what conclusion do  you base your facts? O
On what conclusion do you base your facts?  ..Opinion?
On what conclusion have you selected your facts?
On what conclusions do you base your facts?
On what day of the year do girls talk the least? The shortest day
On whose lawn is YOUR dog?  Leash it!
On wings of Fear, the terror sweeps into the city.
On wings of Vengeance, don't advise them, 'Death to barbarians!'
On y soit, qui mal y pense.  (You are what you think.)
On you huskies!!
On your WHAT!? - Butt-Head
On your feet, Lieutenent! - Picard
On your toes O'Brien. - O'Brien
On your turf again, and using fake taglines!
On-Topic Meter [ E........F|] Full Tank!
On-Topic Meter [ E...o...F/] My my my! My tank is full!
On-Topic Meter [ E..\o...F ] Well...it's marginal.
On-Topic Meter [\E...o...F ] Yup! Below "E" on this one!
On-Topic Meter [|E........F ] REDLINE!!!
On-line Simulations of Pern
On-line, adj.: The idea that a human being should always be accessible to a computer
On-target Punster and Off-line Philosopher
On-topic if it kills me.
On-topic?  Darn, I'll try harder next time!
On-topic? What's THAT mean?
Onaj je podivljao.
Onanism, v. - Getting a grip on oneself
Onanism: a radical contraceptive process.
Once  an  Eagle (Scout), Always  an  Eagle  (Scout)
Once (wuns), adv:  Enough.
Once - circumstance, Twice - Coincidence, Three times - Enemy Action!
Once := Accident   Twice := Coincidence
Once A Knight Is Never Enough
Once Again, Constable Odo wins the Twister Championship!
Once I added stealth technology to my HST!
Once I believed in Santa.  Now I vote Democrat
Once I believed in fairies.  Now I vote Liberal Democrat
Once I could see, Now I am blind -- NIN
Once I finally figured out all of life's answers, they changed the questions
Once I gave up on reality, I had so many more options!
Once I had a little Tagline of my own. Now everyone else has it too
Once I had a tribble, now I have a dozen.
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
Once I reached for love, but now I reach for life - Dream Theater
Once I rose above the noise and confusion
Once I take over the world, remind me to snub you.  Brain
Once I thought I made a mistake, but I was wrong.
Once I thought I was wrong  -  but I was mistaken
Once I took a wine-making course, then I forgot how to drive! -Homer
Once I was on a table, you couldn't get me off of it! - Lister
Once I was the King of Spain
Once I'm elevated to full dwarfdom - Mike
Once I'm elevated to full dwarfdom... -- Mike Nelson
Once Upon A Time, In A Galaxy Parked By The Bay
Once Upon a Time Warp
Once a Fighter Pilot, always a Fighter Pilot
Once a King always a King, Once a night is not enough!
Once a Limey, always a Limey!
Once a Moderator, Always moderating.
Once a NEWFIE always a NEWFIE
Once a draft dodging Communist..always a draft dodging Communist!
Once a driller always a driller.  Is that dirty? -- Gypsy
Once a fighter jock, always a fighter jock. Is that it? - Blair
Once a fraud, always a fraud
Once a hobby, now an expensive addiction
Once a hobby, now an obsession.
Once a job is fouled up, anthing done to improve it only makes it worse
Once a king always a king, but once a knight isn't enough!
Once a king, always a king.  Once a knight, always enough
Once a king, always a king....but once a knight is not nearly enough!
Once a king, always a king; but once a knight is enough!
Once a misfit leaves, another will be recruited.
Once a misfit leaves, another will be recruited. DMURPHY'S LAW
Once a misfit leaves, another will be recruited. Edsil Murphy
Once a misfit leaves, another will be recruited. MURPHY'S LAW
Once a mistake is corrected, a second mistake will become apparent.
Once a mortgage always a mortgage
Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand
Once a night, always a Knight, all nite long!!
Once a pickled cucumber always a pickled cucumber.  (Max Glatt)
Once a program is running, it's obsolete
Once a recompense always a recompense
Once a song -& -dance man, always a song -& -dance man. -James Cagney
Once a spook, always a spook.  Death by analysis!
Once a trekkie (trekker)  always  a......ma  composition  !!!
Once a week, to ALL in FIDO, RIME, ILINK, and INTELEC Taglines
Once a woman has forgiven a man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast. - Marlene Dietrich
Once a woman has given her heart to you, you can never get rid of the rest of her. - Sir John Vanburgh
Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her. -- Vanbrugh
Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)
Once a word has to escaped, it cannot be recalled.
Once a year whether there's a full load or not - Dr. F
Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.
Once again Odo wins the break dancing championships.
Once again evil is poked in the eye by virtue! - Peter Puppy, EWJim
Once again villiany is rotting meat before the maggots of justice. EWJ
Once again we've saved civilization as we know it   -Kirk
Once again, Fortune has nestled me close to her sweet, perfumed bosom.
Once again, I have saved the universe! - Earthworm Jim
Once again, Odo winds the Twister championship.
Once again, Windows is NOT a virus.  Viruses do something
Once again, i screwed it up with my computer's help!!
Once again, liberalism defeats intelligence and skill
Once again, truth and American technology defeat Satan
Once again, we saved civilization as we know it. Kirk
Once again....Odo wins the twister contest
Once an Eagle, Always an Eagle
Once an evil deed is done, it never ends. -- Sun Chien
Once apon a time warp
Once bitten by a snake, he/she is scared all his/her life at the mere sight of a rope. - Chinese Proverb
Once burned twice shy! Thrice?  Get a pot holder!
Once connected, forever hooked
Once day, I'd a living tagline... But it ran away!
Once experienced, luxury soon becomes necessity
Once had a love & it was a gas -Mike sings as blonde girl
Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it. - Homer
Once he gets a taste of a warm body he's probably gonna want more"FM
Once his pin is gone, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend
Once i add stealth technology to my HST!
Once i've eaten something, i don't care to see it again. - arifel
Once in a Q Moon. Q becomes a galactic werewolf.
Once in a while you can get shown the light
Once in a while, @FN@ screws up and does something right.
Once in a while, she don't wanna call you, speaking on the telephone
Once in awhile declare peace,confuses the hell out of your enemy
Once in motion, I'm determined to keep moving
Once is accident, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action
Once is happenstance, Twice is coincidence, Three times is enemy action. -- Auric Goldfinger
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Thrice is enemy action
Once it got so cold, you know that picture of Adam and Eve down at the art museum? Adam was wearing a thermal leaf!
Once it hits the fan, the only rational choice is to sweep it up, package it, and sell it as fertilizer
Once it's activated, it can't be shut down. - Troi
Once made equal to man, woman became his superior.
Once more into the breach
Once more into the breach . . . - Zarna, The Human Cannonball
Once more into the breach, dear friends.  Henry V 3.1.1
Once more into the breach.
Once more unto the breach dear Ferrets, once more
Once more unto the breach, dear friends
Once more unto the breach, dear friends   Henry V
Once more unto the breach, dear friends...
Once more, for old times sake...   ...Engage.                    AGT
Once my bones have healed, Pinky, remind me to hurt you. - Brain
Once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool. - Calvin
Once smitten with Oz, there is no cure - Thank God
Once something is messed up, anything done to improve it makes it worse
Once start you down the dark path forever will it dominate your destiny. -Yoda
Once swords are crossed the gun becomes useless. - Musashi
Once the Beaver, always the Beaver. - J. Biafra
Once the Dragon for remembrance lost
Once the Gays are in the Army, next they'll be in Furry Fand
Once the avalanche has started, the pebbles can't vote
Once the bugs are ironed out, we'll have lots of flat bugs
Once the bullet leaves that barrel,its not coming back. - H.K.[COPS]
Once the first tag is taken, you're doomed. :) - Dire Wolf
Once the fool has learned the game, the players have dispersed
Once the game is over, the King and Pawn go in same box!
Once the game is over, the King and the Pawn go back in the same box. - 
Once the nose is up and all blood has left the brain... - gattinger
Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer a friend
Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Hand Grenade is not your friend.
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in. -- H.R. Haldeman
Once there are are no more bugs, the program is obsolete
Once there was a Sub-Lt so dumb even the other Subbies noticed.
Once they were men ... now they are land crabs.
Once they were men now they are land crabs. Attack of the Crab Monster
Once they were men.Now they are land crabs-Attack of th
Once they were women now they are land crabs.
Once u accept your own death,you're free to live.U no longer care about yr reputation.U no longer care except so far as your life can be used tactically to promote a cause you believe in. Saul Alinsky
Once upon a girl there was a time
Once upon a girl there was a time
Once upon a midnight dearie I woke with something in my head. - BT
Once upon a midnight dreary, Orville pondered, weak and weary,
Once upon a midnight dreary... - The Crow
Once upon a qwk pack dreary, as I pondered weak & weary
Once upon a time
Once upon a time I was fallin' in love, now I'm only fallin' apart. - Jim Steinman
Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away... -- Sam Beckett
Once upon a time there was a moma and papa computer
Once upon a time there was light in my life, no there's only love in the dark.Jim Steinman - Jim Steinman
Once upon a time there was magic. - Arthur M. Young
Once upon a time was a backseat
Once upon a time, charity was a virtue and not an organization
Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was
Once upon a time, on a BBS far, far away
Once upon a time, there were two Chinamen.  Now look how many there are
Once upon a time...
Once upon a time... is now
Once upon a time.....(Oh no NOT again!)
Once upon a time........there was a Dal'Rok! - O'Brien
Once uttered, words run faster than the horses
Once we had a competition to see who could come up with the exciting
Once we had to chisel taglines into the walls of caves
Once we loved the flowers, now we ask the price of the land.
Once we pull the pin, Mister Grenade is NOT our friend
Once we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer our pal
Once we were valuable Personnel; now we are expendable Human Resources
Once we've got the bugs ironed out, we'll be running on flat bugs
Once wine, women & song; now beer, the old lady & TV
Once you accept his assumptions even a madman seems reasonable.
Once you are Real, you can't become unreal again.
Once you begin to understand life, you don't need an excuse to be confused!
Once you can fake sincerity you pass the salesman test
Once you can fake sincerity, you've got it made
Once you come out as a Pagan bisexual married leatherdyke, the rest of life is that much easier
Once you face yourself, you fear no blade.
Once you get a firm enough grip on reality, you can strangle it
Once you get inside my head, there's no turning back, baby!-A. Ventura
Once you get past the smell, you've got it licked.
Once you get started, it becomes like a scavenger hunt.
Once you get the hang of it --------&gt;ZOOM!!!!
Once you get them Vorlons outta that shell, they make darn good eating
Once you get to orbit, you're halfway to anywhere
Once you give up a right or a freedom, you *never* get it back
Once you give up integrity, the rest is easy!
Once you have the lady in bed, stop trying to pick her up!
Once you have their money, never give it back
Once you have their money, never give it back. - 1st Rule
Once you have their money, you never give it back.
Once you know the rules you are free to break them
Once you lose your integrity, the rest is easy. - J.R. Ewing
Once you make out with a woman, you can't ask her her name.  SEINFELD
Once you multi-task you never wanna go back!
Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a bigger can
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer a friend.
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate destiny.
Once you start down the dark path, it will dominate your destiny.
Once you start...it just snowballs, in my pants
Once you understand the problem, you find that it is worse than you expected
Once you understand your computer it is obsolete
Once you're real, you can't become unreal again.
Once you've been bionic there's no taming you - Tom
Once you've defined your goal, write it down
Once you've got them by the ball%
Once you've had Deanna Troi, you'll never want anyone else.
Once you've had it, you'll miss it
Once you've lost your parents' trust, it's hard to earn it back.
Once you've made all the mistakes, you're an expert
Once you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all
Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
Once you've tried to change the world you find it's a whole bunch easier to change your mind
Once, I thought I was wrong - but I was mistaken.
Once, adv.:  Enough.
Once, adv.: Enough. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Once, galactic empires might have seemed a Posthuman domain.  Now, sadly, interplanetary ones are. Vernor Vinge, on technological singularity
Once, it was I who cast the shadow... -- Dohlman, Ventrue
Once, long ago, They walked the stars like Giants. - Delenn
Once, on the shore of the great northern sea - Mike
Once:  Enough.
OnceAKing AlwaysAKing ButOnceAKnight IsNeverEnough
One  today  is  better  than  ten tomorrows
One "yang" line short of an auspicious hexagram.
One & a half gainer with a twist  - Joel on car wreck
One 'Rush' and billions of Liberals. Fair fight?
One *FAT* Ferengi has just entered... -- Worf
One .GIF is worth a thousand .TXT's
One 7th of your life is spent on Mondays
One A-Bomb can ruin your whole day!
One Atom Bomb Can Ruin Your Whole Day
One B-2 bomber = 30,000 4-year college educations.
One BATF...one militia
One Beer At A Time.
One Beer gets me Drunk, Usally the 47th one
One Beer gets me Drunk...usually the 47th.
One Beer gets me drunk... Usually the 47th&lt;g&gt;
One Bell System - it sometimes works
One Bell System - it used to work before they installed the Dimension!
One Bell System - it works
One Bell System -- it sometimes works
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer!
One Buchanan beats a Bush hiding a Quayle any day.
One Byte at a Tyme.
One Chicken to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
One Christmas I got a battery with a note saying, "toy not included."
One Christmas feast and flab will bounce.
One Day at a Time.
One Drug At A Time
One FAT Ferengi has just entered  - Worf
One FISHWICH coming up!!
One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl.
One GOOD thing about snow: It fills all the potholes
One Galileo in two thousand years is enough.  -- Pius XII
One Gene to rule them all, and in the trekness bind them.
One Googleplex & 79 cents - Mike on blank check
One Gun, One Bullet, One Foot
One Gun, One Bullet, One Foot...Charles Schumer with a gun
One Hundred Years Old  - By Abbie Birthday
One Hundred Years Old: Abbie Birthday*
One Internet to rule them all, One Internet to find them, One Internet to bring them all and in the ether bind them
One Iraqi dictator can ruin your whole day
One Is Seldom Criticized For A Closed Mouth.
One Klingon Flea to another.."Meet you on the next ridge."
One Klingon flea to another: I'll see you on the next ridge.
One LYING lawyer plus one LESBIAN lawyer equals Chelsea Clinton
One Lord, one faith, one baptism, (EPH 4:5) (KJV)
One Lord, one faith, one baptism.  Ephesians 4:5
One Lord, one faith, one baptism. (Eph 4:5) *
One Lord, one faith, one baptism. - Ephisians 4:5
One Mail Lady who needs the Kitchen Sink!
One Man With Courage Is A Majority !!
One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Wall. There Goes Weird Gravity.
One Man's Garbage is Another Man's Treasure
One Must Fall - Buy the manual and get the game FREE!
One Must Fall - Can you say "W A S T E D"? (I knew that you could.)
One Must Fall - Coming SOON from Epic Megagames
One Must Fall - Coming out before 4th qtr. '97!  *honest!*
One Must Fall - Remember, it's just a game
One Must Fall - Shareware at it's finest!
One Must Fall - The only way to enjoy it more is to register!
One Must Fall - This ain't no #&*!%$ beta!
One Nation Under God: Iran
One Nation, Under God, with Liberty, Justice, and ANIME for all!
One Nation, Under God, with Liberty, and a Sailor Moon doll to go
One Nation, under God, with Liberty, Large Fries, & a Coke to go.
One Nation, with Liberty, Large Fries, and a Coffee to go!
One Night Stand, n. - A one-night lay
One OS To Rule Them All And In The Darkness Bind Them... --Bill Gates.
One OS to rule them all and in the darkness, bind them.
One On Topic post a day keeps the Moderator at bay.
One Page Principle: A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11 inch paper cannot be understood. -- Mark Ardis
One Pentium will beat a full house of Macs.
One President was supposed to take a trip on Air Force One, but he couldn't remember the number of the flight!
One Question: When/Where is the Next Party?!?!?!? I Wanna Go!!!
One Ring to Rule Them All and in the Darkness Bind them
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all
One Satellite, Under God, or not -Crow pledges allegiance
One Satellite, under God, or not... -- Crow T. Robot
One Scientologist, One bullet
One Side to Talk... The Other Side to Listen... Bezeq
One Sysop's LEEEEEEECH! is another Sysop's User
One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor
One Tetris.  Two Tetres
One Thing Leads To Another
One Two! One Two! And through and through! Your vorpal blade goes snicker-snack!
One VERY nice thing about cats - they DON'T BARK!
One Vogon constructor fleet can just RUIN your day!
One Way; Up yours!
One White gown, One Black tux: mix the two, you're outta luck!
One Wife,Two Kids,Big Mortgage
One World, One Race, One Rule!
One absorbs little and is called white and glistening.
One absurdity begin allowed, an infinity follow
One accurate measurement is worth a thousand expert opinions
One actor was in a one-man show, and the critics said, There are too many in the cast
One advantage of getting older is that there are more younger women all the time
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening. -- Franklin P. Jones
One already wet does not fear the rain.
One always overcompensates for disabilities.  I'm thinking of having my entire body surgically removed. - Douglas Adams
One ancestor leads to another.
One and One does not necessarily make 11
One application of this wax should last at least a year, if not longer
One at a time!  We've only got one boom-mike! -- Crow T. Robot
One atom bomb can really ruin your day.
One atom bomb can ruin your whole day
One bad apple can spoil the barrel. What really gets your goat is when they're so rotten they own the barrel
One bad century can ruin a whole millenium
One bag of money is stronger than two bags of truth.
One bar manager was forced to fire one of his waitresses. He says to the owner, She
One barfing cannibal to another:  "It's hard to keep a good man down."
One bean short of a burrito.
One beautiful tagline!...Two beautiful taglines!- The Count von Count
One beer gets me drunk.....usually the 23rd.
One beer gets me drunk...usually it's the 14th one.
One beer gets me drunk...usually the 47th.
One beer will get me drunk... usually the 12th or 13th
One beer's too many, a thousand's not enough.
One being's junk is another's art. - Pipes, Autobot
One being's junk is another's art. -- Pipes
One best friend is better than a whole bunch of friends.
One big happy family
One big pile is better than two little piles.  -- Arlo Guthrie
One bird on hand ='s two in the bush. They all have a best friend!
One bit brain with a parity error
One bit short of a byte.
One black bird to another:  "Bred any good rooks lately?"
One board short of a porch.
One book at a time?  How... limiting.
One boot stuck in the sand.
One bottle for the four of us-- Thank God there's no more of us!
One bowl of authentic Vulcan plomeek soup! Neelix
One boxer who got knocked out a lot made a fortune. He sold advertising space on the bottoms of his shoes
One brain on drugs, with toast and coffee please
One brick at a time, with a gun handy to guard the worksite
One brick shy of a load
One brick shy of a wheelbarrow-load
One bun/donut short of a dozen.
One burrito short of a combo meal.
One by one the spirits run
One byte short of a major frame.
One can SWIM in moonlight???
One can always be "kind" to people about whom one cares nothing
One can be bored until boredom becomes a mystical experience.
One can be very crooked - if one has the desire to do so.
One can be worse than a swinger of birches. -Frost
One can choose to have an abortion, yet one can't choose to wear a seat belt.
One can disagree without becoming disagreeable
One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar. -- Helen Keller
One can never consent to creep when one feels the urge to soar!
One can never have enough beer and sex!
One can never have enough beer, sex, and hockey!
One can never have enough recipes, regardless of their inanity.
One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. --Francoise Sagan
One can never underestimate the intelligence of the electorate.
One can never underestimate the intelligence of the electorate.
One can never underestimate the intelligence of the electorate. Walter Aiello
One can not be given what one denies to oneself.
One can organize to apply a discovery already made, but not to make a new one. - Albert Einstein
One can search the brain with a microscope and not find the mind, and can search the stars with a telescope and not find God. -- J. Gustav White
One can tell for oneself whether the water is warm or cold. - I Ching
One can't fall into a bidet as far. -Why women like bid
One can't proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.
One canibal's meal is another man's person.
One cannibal to another:  "I never met a man I didn't like."
One cannibal's meal is another man's person.
One cannot assemble a militia from an unarmed populace.
One cannot be agent and patient, in the same matter
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty. - Jane Austen
One cannot be wise on an empty stomach
One cannot cheat fate. - Data
One cannot conquer true genius. -- Neutron
One cannot go against the will of God.  Paul Muad'dib
One cannot have wisdom without living life.&lt;Dorothy McCall&gt;
One cannot refuse to eat just because there is a chance of being choked. - Chinese Proverb
One cannot send 2400+ BPS with 2 dixie cups and a string.
One cannot transfer to another a right which he has not
One card/marble shy of a full deck.
One careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire,,,
One cat just leads to another.
One cat just leads to another. --Ernest Hemingway
One child is not enough, but two are far too many.
One chocolate donut is worth 1000 bran muffins.
One citation short of a footnote
One cloud feels lonely. * Rabbit Proverb
One cluster short of a sector
One cook to another - "Do you have the thyme?"
One cool judgment is worth a thousand hasty councils. Woodrow Wilson
One could say a good pun is it's own reword.
One crow will not peck out another crow's eyes.
One cylinder short of a Slant-6
One damn minute Admiral! - Spock, Star Trek IV : The Voyage Home
One damn minute, Admiral * Spock
One damn minute, Admiral! - Spock, ST4
One damn minute, Admiral! ST IV
One damn minute, Admiral.  - Spock
One damn minute, Captain
One damn minute, captain!-Spock
One darn minute, Admiral. - Spock
One day I looked in my pocket...There was a hole in it!
One day I shall burst my bud of calm and blossom forth into hysteria.
One day I shot an elephant in my pajamas
One day I soared with the clouds.
One day I will burst my bud of calm and blossom forth into hysteria.
One day I will surprise you, .. but not today.
One day I will surprise you, Ritchie Funk.. but not today.
One day I will surprise you, TOD DAVIS.. but not today.
One day I woke up and discovered that I was in love with
One day I'm a windshield, the next day a bug thereon.
One day I'm going to give it to that Bajoran tramp  Troi
One day I'm going to warn the world about Ben Horne. -- Laura Palmer
One day I've got to start procrastinating
One day a tortoise will learn how to fly.
One day at a time, we can do what I couldn't
One day something inside me snapped... AND I LIKED IT!!!!!
One day they're shooting at you, then taking you out to dinner.
One day you will find yourself and be quite disappointed.
One day, Son, this space will be filled by witty taglines
One dead unjugged rabbit fish later.
One deed is louder than 1,000 Words
One dies only once, and it's for such a long time. - Moliere
One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine is quiet when well oiled
One dimension short of reality
One direct hit can ruin your whole day
One disgruntled postal worker can ruin your whole day
One disk to rule them all, One disk to bind them, One disk to hold the files And in the darkness grind 'em
One dive bomber coming up!
One does not bargain with a beast.
One does not dip water with a knife
One does not make pacts with an animal.
One does not risk everything to settle a score prematurely.
One does not sell the land on which the People walk.---Crazy Horse
One does not thank logic
One does not thank logic, Amanda. - Sarek
One does not thank logic.
One does not thank logic. - Spock
One does not thank logic. -- Sarek
One does not thank logic. -- Sarek, "Journey to Babel"
One does not thank logic. Sarek, Journey to Babel, stardate 3842.4
One doesn't have a sense of humor.  It has you. -- Larry Gelbart
One dog barks at something, and a hundred bark at the sound. - Chinese Proverb
One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him.
One dom to another:  "Ok, so, who beats who?"
One down, one hundred ninety nine silos to go." - Scully (Apocrypha)
One down, two to go-Freddy Krueger
One dream, one goal, one prize, one soul! - Queen
One dream, one goal, one prize, one soul. --Highlander
One drink gets me drunk...usually the 7th
One drink of wine, two drinks of gin, and I'm lost in the ozone again.
One drink won't get you all this, but three might
One drop short of an empty bladder.
One egg short of an omlette
One end of the string is birth, the other is death. -- Sam
One enemy at a time, is that it? -- Gurney Halleck
One enemy can harm you more than one hundred friends can
One enemy can harm you more than one hundred friends can do you good.
One enemy is enough and two are two many.
One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many
One event happened to them all. - Ecclesiastes 2:14
One evil empire down -- one to go!
One example is worth a thousand arguments. - Cladstone
One express elevator to hell ....going down!!
One expresses well the love he does not feel. -- J.A. Karr
One eye witness is better than ten ear ones
One eye witness is worth ten ear witnesses
One eyed dog missing, answers to the name, Lucky.
One faces the future with one's past. &lt;Pearl S Buck&gt;
One faces the future with one's past. -- Pearl S. Buck
One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it.
One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. -- George Herbert
One feels, and thus is liberal. I think, therefore I'm co
One female spirit has just got a job with British Airlines. She's an air ghostess!
One fifth of the people are against everything all the time
One figure can sometimes add up to a lot. - Mae West
One filled with joy preaches without preaching
One fine day, GOD was sitting up in his office looking all DESPONDANT
One finger is all a real American needs.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish... -- Joel Robinson
One flea short of a circus   - Geco
One flea to another: "Frances, I don't think we're on Toto anymore
One fly to another fly:  "Your human is open"
One fly to another: "Hey, your man's open..."
One flying buttress short of a cathedral
One foot on a banana peel, the other in the twilight zone
One foot on the brake and one on the gas. 
One for all and all for one. - The Three Stooges
One for all,All for one We strike first ,and then your done!
One for the Bajoran children and one for the Federation. - Kira
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
One for the money, two for the money, three for the money
One for the road? - Trapper. While we've still got one. - Hawkeye
One for the thumb in '91!
One for the vaults! -- Frank N. Furter
One for you, and *seven* for me.  One for you.... -- Quark
One for you, and *seven* for me...is that better? -- Quark
One for you, six for me.  One for you, six for me.
One friend in a lifetime is much, two are many
One friend in a lifetime is much; two are many; three are hardly possible. - Henry Brooks Adams
One from the vaults
One from the vaults. - Frank N. Furter
One fry short of a happy meal.
One gallon of gas please. - Butt-Head
One gig of RAM, 1 Terrabyte of HD space, a Pentium chip, NO WINDOWS!
One girl can be pretty -- but a dozen are only a chorus.  -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, "The Last Tycoon"
One gives nothing so generously as advice. - Duc De La Rouchefoucauld
One glimpse of you, was all it took
One golf ball and I'm up all night. - BJ
One good hello deserves another.
One good moon deserves another.   ( Y )
One good post leads to another !
One good reason for trusting me is that many other foolish people already trust me
One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone
One good recipe deserves another!
One good suit is worth a thousand resumes
One good swallow would have solved this problem.
One good thing about an avowed enemy: you know who he is.
One good thing about my computer - it never asks "Why."
One good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe.
One good thing about the apocalypse: always plenty of parking.
One good turn asketh another. -- John Heywood
One good turn deserves another. -- Gaius Petronius
One good turn deserves another; all torque and no action?
One good turn gets all the blankets!
One good turn gets most of the blanket
One good turn gets most of the blanket on a cold night.
One good turn gets most of the blanket.
One good turn gets most of the duvet
One good turn gets the whole blanket.
One good turn is usually enough to get lost.
One good turn usually gets most of the blanket.
One good way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
One grain fills not the sack, but helps his fellows
One grain fills not the sack, but helps his fellows - George Herbert
One great thing about cats - they don't bark.
One great use of words is to hide our thoughts - Voltaire
One grows tired of everything.  Except power.  -- Doctor Who
One guppy short of an aquarium
One guy following along with a pooper scooper - Tom
One half large intestine			= 1 Semicolon
One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other. - Jane Austen - English author
One half the world can not understand the pleasures of the other. - Austen
One hallucination flattened me with a club to the jaw. Kirk
One hand cannot applaud
One happy family. - Lestat - Interview With A Vampire
One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience. - Alice Jones
One has the right to be wrong in a democracy.
One has to be one's own water diviner.&lt;O'Brien&gt;
One has to look out for engineers -- they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. -- Marcel Pagnol
One has to take some unknown indian drug and fly to understand it.
One hears one's childhood and it is ancient.&lt;Fraser&gt;
One heck of a place to be
One herring to the other herring, "Am I my brother's kipper?"
One hologram is worth 1,000,000,000 words
One hologram is worth 1,000,000,000 words
One hopes this will never be nessecery!
One horse can run faster than another. But which one?
One hot pepper short of an enchilada.
One hour of instruction - and 100 hours on how to do it!
One hour of instruction - and 100 hours on how to get around it.
One hour of right-down love Is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn
One hours meditation is worth 70 years of pious prayer
One house, three children, so many windows...  Morticia
One humdinger of a doozy of a loser - Joel on movie
One hundred and one uses for canned peaches. One hundred and two if you plan to eat them
One hundred hairy bugs in the code, one hundred hairy bugs
One hundred percent, one hundred percent of the time. - David P. Milton
One hundred thousand lemmings can not be wrong
One id short of a personality.
One if by LAN, 2 if by C, 3 if by ERR
One if by LAN, Two if by "C:\"
One if by LAN, two if by C.
One if by LAN, two if by C.  - Paul Revere, as told by John Karwoski
One if by land, two if by sea and .357 if through the window!
One if by land, two if by sea, 10101 by e-mail.
One if by land, two if by sea, six if by UFO.
One in Kate Bush is worth two in the Hand.
One in a Q moon. Q becomes a galactic werewolf.
One in a million, perhaps
One in her bush is worth, two on your hands
One is a baby, the other's....The Brain
One is a genius, the other insane!
One is a genius, the other insane!   - Animaniacs
One is a genius, the other's insane!
One is my name, the other is not!  --   Lt. Cmdr. Data
One is my name.  The other is not. - Data
One is my name. The other is not.
One is never as happy or unhappy as one imagines
One is not born a woman, one becomes one. -- Simone de Beauvoir
One is not guilty unless his intention be guilty.
One is not present unless he understands
One is not superior merely because one sees the world as odious
One is not superior merely because one sees the world as odious. -- Chateaubriand (1768-1848)
One is often kept in the right road by a rut. -- Gustave Droz
One is th - e loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is tolerant only of that which does not concern him
One item could not be deleted because it was missing. - Mac System 7.0b1
One joy scatters a hundred griefs.
One kid I put thru college, the other I put thru a wall
One kind word can warm three winter months.  ~Japanese proverb
One last thanks to all that I've stolen from :-)
One lawyer I know is a great believer in science. He's a human gimme-pig!
One lawyer can snag more than a hundred men with guns.
One lawyer can steal more than 10 of my crooks. A Capone
One lawyer can steal more than a hundred armed men.
One lawyer can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
One learns to itch where one can scratch.
One learns to itch where one can scratch. -- Ernest Bramah
One legged girls are easy pushovers
One lesbian frog to another; "Hey!  We DO taste like chicken!"
One level further down somebody is getting killed, right now.
One lie always leads to another
One lie always leads to another almost automatically.
One lie always leads to another.
One lie makes many
One lie or one peanut...One leads to another
One life down, eight to go.  Garfield
One life sign ten meters ahead. Let's go. Janeway
One light short of a Christmas tree
One likes to believe in the freedom of music.: Rush
One likes to know everything
One little two little three dead kitty cats...four little five little
One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia
One long stemmed rose especially for you!  ----,-'--{@
One look at love and you may see it weaves a web of mystery.   Enya
One loses all the time which he might employ to better purpose. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau
One lump or two? asked Mary sweetly.
One making a voluntary confession, is to be dealt with more mercifully
One man cannot summon the future.
One man come in the name of love
One man gathers what another man spills
One man plus courage is a majority.
One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
One man tells a falsehood, and 100 repeat it as true
One man tells a lie and 100 others repeat it as truth
One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't. - George Bernard Shaw
One man with a gun can control 100 without guns. - Lenin
One man with a gun can control a hundred without - Lenin
One man with courage makes a majority
One man with courage makes a majority - Andrew Jackson
One man's "magic" is another man's engineering
One man's "magic" is another man's engineering.  "Supernatural" is a null word. -- Robert Heinlein
One man's "magic" is another man's engineering. "Supernatural"  is a null word. -L. Long
One man's 'magic' in another man's engineering
One man's :-( is another man's :-)
One man's Mede is another man's Persian. -- George M. Cohan
One man's Windows are another man's walls.
One man's bait is another's Sushi.
One man's belly laugh is another's groan of pun,er,pain
One man's belly laugh is my theology.
One man's bug is another man's feature
One man's civilisation is another man's jungle.  -- The Rutles
One man's confusion is another man's Ph.D. thesis
One man's constant is another man's variable
One man's constant is another man's variable.  - Perlis
One man's fish is another man's poisson
One man's folly is another man's HST.
One man's folly is another man's Leica
One man's folly is another man's Leica.
One man's folly is another man's wife. 
One man's folly is another man's wife. -- Helen Rowland
One man's freedom is another man's perversion.
One man's great program is another man's dud!
One man's gridlock is another's checks and balances!
One man's idea of hell is to be forced to remain in another man's idea of heaven
One man's insanity is another man's vision.
One man's lover is another man's wife.
One man's lust is another man's daughter
One man's magic is another man's engineering.  L. Long
One man's magic is another man's engineering. -- Heinlein
One man's magic is another man's science...ask a cave man&lt;G&gt;
One man's meat is another man's dinner
One man's meat is another man's poi, son
One man's meat is another's editor
One man's mumbo-jumbo is another's science and a third's religion.
One man's nightmare is another man's wet dream
One man's noise is another man's signal
One man's opinion is another man's pain in the
One man's priceless is another man's worthless. - Quark
One man's red tape is another man's system
One man's red tape is another man's system.  - D. Waldo
One man's religion is another's nervous breakdown.
One man's revelation is another man's yawn
One man's signal is another man's noise.
One man's terrorist is another man's patriot
One man's theolgy is another man's bellylaugh.
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.  -Heinlein
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.  L. Long
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. - Heinlein
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. - Lazarus Long
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. -- Heinlein
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. -L. Long
One man's theology is another's belly laugh.
One man's trash is another man's treasure
One man's upload is another man's download
One man's wage rise is another man's price increase
One man's wage rise is another man's price increase. - Harold Wilson
One man's wilderness is another man's theme park
One man's word is no man's word; we should quietly hear both sides. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
One man`s theology is another man's belly laugh.
One mans bug is another man's _undocumented feature_.
One mans theology is anothers belly laugh.
One marble shy of a full deck.
One may HAVE to grow old, but I refuse to grow up
One may explain water, but the mouth will not become wet.
One may generally observe a singular accord between supercelestial ideas and subterranean behavior
One may go a long way after one is tired.
One may not do an act to himself
One may not reach the dawn save by the path of the night.
One may smile, and yet be a villain. -Shakespeare
One measure of a man's ignorance is his arrogance.
One meets her destiny often on the road she takes to avoid it
One memory cell is worth a thousand pictures
One might have said so in the first place. - Spock
One million "Hows?", two million "Wheres?", and seven million "Whys?"
One million American women are overweight. These are round figures
One minute of silence is worth one hour of explanation
One minute shut mouth worth one Hour explanation
One minute they're whispering sweet nothings in my ear... - Quark
One minute to core meltdown. ..Shut up!
One modem said to another: "Hey, you've got a nice baud!"
One modem said to another: "mind showing me your bits?"
One modem said to another: Hey, you've got a nice baud!
One modem said to another: mind showing me your bits?
One modem said to the other "Do you have to echo every th
One modem to another, "That's a great baud you've got."
One modem to another, That's quite a baud you've got
One modem to another: "Hey, you've got a nice baud!
One moment Commander, I'm not convinced of that. - Odo
One moment please ... operator multitasking
One moment please....searching string(y) "chickens"
One moment please:  We are experiencing musical deprivation.
One moment please: This echo is experiencing intelligence deprivation.
One moment please: We are experiencing chocolate deprivation.
One moment please: We are experiencing musical deprivation.
One moment please; we are adjusting the Reality parameters.
One moment, Pontiath.  I may be of thome athithtancth
One more *%^%$^@! spam recipe and I get violent.
One more *%^%$^@! tribble Tagline and I get violent
One more Wendy's commercial, and I'm going to snap!
One more bowl of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs
One more casualty.  You know we're too easy... - Tori Amos
One more casualty... -- Tori Amos
One more chance to be caught unaware of this passion inside us
One more chewing-out and my belly button will cave in. - Henry
One more day like today and I'll kill you
One more direct hit on the back quarter and we're done for. - C-3PO
One more drink and I'd be under the host.  --Dorothy Parker
One more facelift on this one, and she'll have a beard. - Patsy, AbFab
One more for the good guys!
One more for the good guys.  -Scott Hall
One more good thing about day Baseball games: Pre-empting Rush Limbaugh
One more modification, then I'll do a backup
One more nostalgic part of childhood goes THBPPTH. - Calvin
One more nostalgic part of childhood goes thbppth - Calvin
One more step and I'll stuff this wand down your throat. -- Kask
One more stupid mistake and every nurse goes on report. - Hoolihan
One more such victory, and we are lost.  --Pyrrus
One more tap lesson, Doctor, then I must go.  Worf
One more thing, I was told he was an only child.
One more thing. Odo as Columbo
One more time - this time for real!
One more time, seeing your face in the moonlight
One more time......NEVER turn your back on the ocean!!
One more time...Trying Megamail
One more trophy! - Joel as Daddy-O woos blonde girl
One more wise crack and I'm sending Mrs. Harding over
One more wise crack and I'm sending in Barney.
One more word and I'll nail your tongue to your nose.-Hawk to Radar
One more word and you will be part of the excess population - G'kar
One more word, you see a jail cell! Judge Bone
One more yell like that and we'll have interchangeable parts. - Hawk
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
One morning in a fit of pique / she drowned her father in the creek
One morsel of a rabbit is better than two of a cat
One mothball in each hand = 1 bloody big moth!
One mouse to another:  "Your pad or mine?"
One murder makes a villain, millions a hero. - Bishop Beilby Porteus
One murder makes a villain, millions make a hero
One must be a god to be able to tell successes from failures without making a mistake. - Anton Chekhov
One must be able to manage himself, before he can manage others
One must be poor to know the luxury of giving
One must care about a world one will not see. - Bertrand Russell
One must eat to live and not live to eat. -- Moliere
One must expect a few thunderbolts if one would play with gods
One must expect a few thunderbolts if one would play with gods
One must first have a mind, in order to make it up.
One must give in order to recieve
One must have a heart of stone to read the death of Little Nell by Dickens without laughing.    -- Oscar Wilde
One must keep an ever present sense of humor.&lt;Mansfield&gt;
One must know Chaos within to give birth to a dancing star
One must never fail to pronounce moral judgment.
One must pay dearly for immortality:  one has to die several times while alive. --Friedrich Nietzsche, Ecce Homo
One must put out a lot of bait to catch a fish.
One must put up barriers to keep oneself intact.  Moving Pictures
One must put up barriers to keep oneself intact. -- Limbaugh
One must still have chaos in one to give birth to a dancing star
One must work, nothing but work, and one must have patience. - Auguste Rodin
One nation under God with liberty, fries and a large Coke to go
One nation under God; with liberty, fries & a Coke to go.
One nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for ALL
One nation, under Congress, with Comfort and Security for all
One nation, under God, with Liberty, large fries, and a Coke - to go.
One need not be a male to be a sexist.
One need not suffer so... - The Crow
One needn't overmuch flexibility of intellect to hunt leaves.
One needs a SyQuest drive to read @TO@ REP packet
One needs a SyQuest drive to read Terry Herrin REP packet
One needs to be a bit crazy to keep from going insane.
One never knows, do one?
One nibble short of a Byte
One nice thing about being dead is that you become eligible to appear on
One nice thing about egoists: They don't talk about other people
One night I came home very late.  It was the next night
One night I came home very late.  It was the next night. - S. Wright
One night in Bangkok, and the world's your oyster!
One night stand stuff? -- Mike Nelson
One night with a sailor & she won't be a feminist anymore.
One notch above useless on the useless scale
One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
One nuclear war can really screw up your compilation
One nuclear warhead can ruin your whole day
One nybble and you're hooked.
One nybble at a time.
One nybble short of a byte
One o' th' emitters gone out o' sync wi' pattern buffer. --Dex, MPOS
One observes the survivors and learns from them.
One of "Them"
One of God's most precious gifts is the love of a friend.
One of Jacob's sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites.
One of The Great Arts of Living is The Art of Forgetting !!
One of a kind
One of a kind...
One of every seven things we do is done on a Wednesday.
One of his heads is now saner than an emu on acid.--Ford
One of life's great oxymoron's:  Quick Basic
One of life's little ironies, Captain. Langor
One of my First sexual experiences was in the TRUNK of a '55 Dodge!
One of my favorite ways to end a game is to win!
One of my favorites on the same signpost, TWO-WAY TRAFFIC and DEAD END
One of my ideas worked! - Tom
One of my jobs is to clear up misunderstandings. Fox
One of my officers is being held on the Benian planet. Janeway
One of my other computers is parked in orbit.
One of my robotic laws is to annoy at all costs - Tom
One of my wife's ancestors.
One of ten 'London derriere' finalists dropped out, said Tom asininely.
One of the 57% who voted against Clinton
One of the Seven Nights to Remember: All in Living Color, Only on MSNTBC
One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. --Don Carter, pro bowler
One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. --Don Carter, pro bowler
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries. - A. A. Milne
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries. - A. A. Milne
One of the advantages of living alone is that you don't have to wake up in the arms of a loved one. (Marion Smith)
One of the benefits of keeping records in magnetic media!  :-)
One of the best kisses I've ever seen on TV. &lt;smile&gt;  - Anna Steven
One of the best things a man can have up his sleeve is a funny-bone
One of the best things you can do with a good idea iz get someone to suppress it.
One of the early failures of electroshock therapy.
One of the early failures of electroshock therapy.
One of the enlightened, mmmm?  &lt;grin&gt;  - Anna Steven
One of the few BBSes with a subwoofer.
One of the few things that the Japanese CAN'T do better.
One of the few, the proud, the dead - Fox Mulder
One of the fingers on the button will be German.
One of the flayrods has got out askew on the treddle
One of the freedoms of the English is the freedom from culture
One of the good things about propaganda is that it's easy to understand...
One of the great ANTI-climaxes. - Tom Servo
One of the great ANTI-climaxes. - Tom Servo
One of the great OZ contributions to civilization: the 25 oz beer can
One of the great advantages of success is that you don't have to listen to good advice anymore
One of the great labor-saving devices of today is my spouse!
One of the great labor-saving devices of today is tomorrow
One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. (Walter Bagehot)
One of the hardest secrets for a man to keep is his opini
One of the hardest secrets for a man to keep is his opinion of himself
One of the joys of travel is visiting new towns-meeting people.-G. Khan
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown
One of the large consolations for experiencing anything unpleasant is the knowledge that one can communicate it. -- Joyce Carol Oates
One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and
One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say
One of the main pleasures of childhood is rebellion.
One of the minor pleasures in life is to be slightly ill.
One of the most difficult things to give away is kindness, it is usually returned!
One of the most expensive things in life is a girl who is free for the evening
One of the nice things about standards is that there are so many of them
One of the pleasures of reading old letters is the knowledge that they need no answer. -- George Gordon, Lord Byron
One of the reasons people stop learning is that they become less and less willing to risk failiure. - John W. Gardner
One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Iris Murdoch
One of the signs of Napoleon's greatness is the fact that he once had a publisher shot. -- Siegfried Unseld
One of the symptoms of impending nervous breakdown is the belief
One of the things I enjoy receiving most is obedience.
One of the things I miss the most is people my own age. - Potter
One of the things we can do to help the poor is not to become one of them
One of the true tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency
One of the world's thinnest books: Howard Stern's Book of Etiquette
One of the worst of my many faults is that I'm too critical of myself
One of these days Garibaldi, you'll learn to watch your back. - Smith
One of these days I am going to surprise you, Mr. Berman. But not toda
One of these days I am going to surprise you, Tuvok. B
One of these days I am going to surprise you. But not today.
One of these days I might be convinced you're human. - Garibaldi
One of these days I will surprise Mr. Funk, but not today.
One of these days I'll do some real work
One of these days I'll get it right!
One of these days I'll make a list of commonly used computer
One of these days I'm going to find those singers.  Yakko
One of these days I'm going to have to quit procrastinating.
One of these days I'm going to start procrastinating
One of these days I'm gonna break these chains.
One of these days I've *got* to organize these taglines  :^)
One of these days is none of these days
One of these days reboots are gonna walk all over you
One of these days these disks are gonna boot all over you
One of these days you're going to fall & break your neck! - Beverly
One of these days your 'puter will begin rebooting you
One of these days, Alice, one of these days.
One of these days, Alice.....POW!!!!
One of these days, I will surprise you, Mr Krupowicz...but not today.
One of these days, I'll quit procrastinating
One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces -Floyd
One of these days, Marvin.......POW!!!!
One of these days, a check will just reach out and grab him
One of these days, you're going to laugh yourselves to death!
One of these days?  I have one of those lives!
One of these nights, in between the dark and the light
One of these nights, in between the dark and the light.. - Eagles.
One of these things is NOT like the others
One of these times I might actually hit you! - Crow
One of these words is illegible.
One of those days?  I have one of those lives.
One of those days?  I'm having one of those LIVES!
One of two judges of the same court cannot commit the other for contempt
One of two opposite positions being affirmed, the other is denied
One of us don't get hurt soon, someone's gonna get hurt!-Dangerfield
One of us is going to prison and it isn't going to be me!
One of us is thinking about sex. . . OK, it's me
One of us will not be coming back, yes? - Londo
One of you denies me, one of you betrays me
One of you has got to wait. Scott
One of you is all I can handle. Duncan to Amanda
One of your taglines is lost
One often repents of having spoken and scarcely of having been silent!
One only dies once .but gawd it lasts a long time!
One only dies when one is truly forgotten...
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go,
One opinion, worth half what you paid for it
One opinion, worth what you paid for it. :-)
One or two threads ought to be enough for anybody.   - Win95!
One organism, one vote
One ouf of suits with taglines. --Tagspeare
One ought to have a good memory when he has told a lie.
One out of five Doctors recommend against that product
One out of many; one composed of many.
One out of suits with fortune. &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
One out of the pale of the law, (an outlaw,) is civilly dead
One page a day keeps the Moderator at bay.
One page a day keeps the Sysop at bay
One peels a problem like an onion
One pennyworth of example was worth a pound of punishment.
One per customer...your milage may vary
One person can scarcely supply the place of two
One person tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true
One person with a belief is equal to a force of ninety-nine who have only interest. - John Stuart Mill
One person with courage makes a majority.
One person's  is another's
One person's &lt;*grin*&gt; is another's &lt;*groan*&gt;.
One person's &lt;grin&gt; is another's &lt;groan&gt;.  ( &lt;g&gt; ? )
One person's &lt;grin&lt; is another's &lt;groan&lt;.
One person's art is another person's toilet paper.
One person's beliefs are another person's belly laugh
One person's bug is another person's feature.
One person's dribble is another's Bill Clinton speech.
One person's entitlement is other people's obligations.
One person's error is another person's data.
One person's essential feature is another's useless frill
One person's junk food is another company's snack food.
One person's lunatic is another's true Seeker.  - Jeffrey Sinclair
One person's theology is another person's belly laugh.
One person's theology is another's belly laugh. - Heinlein
One person, one vote (may not apply in certain states)
One person/two alone/three together/four each other
One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day.
One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day...think about it
One picture had *better* be worth a thousand words -- it takes up a lot more disk space
One picture is worth 128K words.
One picture is worth a thousand words.  See diagram below.
One picture is worth more than ten thousand words. -- Chinese proverb
One pie short of a holiday
One piece of rat tart without so much rat in it later
One pill makes you larger and another makes you small
One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small. 
One planet is all you get!
One plus one is double fun
One plus one is three - for large values of one
One point of entry 7.5 cm below the sternum. - Franklin
One possible reason that things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan in the first place
One pound @TO@ ... sliced thinly please
One pound Orville ... sliced thinly please.
One preliminary sign of AIDS is a pounding in the ass
One pubic hair short of a cunt.
One quick look every second = one picosecon
One rabbit stew coming right up! -- Bors
One real world is enough.    -Santayana
One reason I don't drink is because I wish to know when I'm having a good time. - Nancy Astor (1879-1964)
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I'm having a fun.
One reason so few milkmen are married is that they see women too early in the morning
One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor
One reason why a dog is such a lovable creature is that his tail wags instead`of his tongue
One reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone
One recipe to rule them all, & in the darkness bind them.
One resource we will never run out of is Idiots
One ring could rule them all - Mike
One ring could rule them all... -- Mike Nelson
One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
One ring to rule them all
One ring to rule them all and in the darkness...
One ring to rule them all, and one for me... just to make sure
One ring to rule them all, one ring to bind them.
One ring to rule them all. . .
One ringy-dingy.   Two ringy-dingies. - Earnestine
One running red light and two speeding tickets? The organ banks for you!
One sandwich short of a picnic.
One sees great things from the valley, only small things from the peak. - G. K. Chesterton
One sees more clearly backward than forward
One seldom sees a monument to a committee.
One sentence short of a paragraph.
One sentimental moment in your arms is like a shooting star right through my heart. - Queen
One seventh of our lives is spent on Mondays.
One seventh of your life is spent on Mondays.... (sigh)
One shade short of a rainbow.
One shaft of light that shows the way, No mortal man can win this day. - Queen
One shaft of light, that shows the way...--Queen
One shingle shy a roof
One ship short of a full fleet.
One shot, one kill, no exceptions. - Tom Beckett
One should always be in love
One should always be in love.  For that reason one should never marry
One should always be in love.  That is the reason one should never marry. -- Oscar Wilde
One should always forgive Liberals, but not before they are hanged
One should always forgive Republicans, but not before they are hanged.
One should avoid generalities in general.
One should be cherry of virgins
One should be just before he is generous
One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly. - F. Nietzsche
One should die proudly when one can no longer live proudly.
One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged
One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged. - Heinrich Heine
One should forgive one's enemies,but not before they hang
One should never generalize
One should never place burnt offerings on the altar of life.
One should never spoil a good theory by explaining it!
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age
One should not irritate, much less piss off, a psychopath....&lt;Tuti&gt;
One should not try to sell roses in a fish market.
One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom.
One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom. - Muriel Spark
One should talk softly, and carrry a pocket thermonuclear device
One should use condoms for all Conceivable occasions.
One should work to become, not to acquire.
One should write bad things on running water
One side short of a pentagon.
One single fact can ruin a perfectly good argument.
One single joy takes away hundred worries.
One size fits all
One size fits all is a lie.
One size fits all.
One size fits nobody.
One slip and down the hole we fall -Floyd
One small eco disaster for yeast-One batch of beer for mankind
One small line for C++... One giant mess for the assemble
One small step for a ferret, a bloody sight bigger one fo
One small step for a ferret, a bloody sight bigger one for ferretkind.
One small step for man, one GIANT ball of cheese for Aardvarks
One small step for man, one giant stumble for mankind
One small step for the Tick, one giant step for...say a bug... - Tick
One smart fella he felt smart..Two smart fellas they felt
One snowflake short of a ski slope.
One sound, one single sound, one kiss, one single kiss -Floyd
One sperm with a sense of direction and our fate is sealed!
One spilled quart of milk will solidly cover 16 square feet of floor.
One step above the ridiculous makes the sublime again. -- Paine
One step above the sublime makes the ridiculous. - Paine
One step away from rationality, the air is balmy with possibility. - Deborah Mason
One step forward, and two steps back
One step short of the attic.
One step, and only one step, ahead of the masses. - Lenin
One swallow does not make a summer -- Aristotles
One swallow does not make a summer.             Aristotle
One swallow does not make a summer.&lt;Aristotle&gt;
One swift knee in the happy-sacks and it'll drop like anyone else
One sword at least thy rights shall guard,
One sword keeps another in the sheath. -Herbert
One sword tries to get along with an incorrigible dragon. - Mike
One taco short of a combination plate.
One tactical nuclear weapon can ruin your whole day
One tagline is worth a thousand words
One tagline to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
One test of good manners is putting up pleasantly with bad ones.
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free.   Beatles
One thing I'll say for him, Jesus is cool!
One thing I'll say for that movie:  it was really bad. -- Servo
One thing I'll say for them, Taglines are cool.
One thing about Alzheimer's is that you get to meet so many new people
One thing about being a president - nobody can tell you when to sit down. -Dwight D. Eisenhenhower
One thing about living forever.  Plenty of time to start over
One thing about pain. It proves you're alive
One thing about the Fire Swamp: it certainly keeps you on your toes
One thing about the apocalypse... plenty of parking. -- Servo
One thing about the speed of light ,,, it gets here too early in the morning.
One thing about this get away: great gas mileage! - Crow
One thing about this get away: great gas mileage! - Crow
One thing for certain, he's dead, and someone's to blame
One thing is certain - smiles never go up in price or down in value.
One thing is cretain: Nothing can hold back the light. - Billy Joel
One thing leads to another, and usually does
One thing nuclear scientists fear -    "Ooops!"
One thing that makes me believe in UFOs is, sometimes I lose stuff. - Jack Handy
One thing the inventors can't seem to get the bugs out of is fresh paint.
One thing they newer tell us -- How does Teflon stick to the pan?
One thing you can give and still keep-Is your word.
One thing you can say for kids: they don't go around showing pictures of their grandparents
One thing you learn the hard way is that there is no easy way
One thing you've got to say about Carter, he didn't spin like Bill.
One thing's better than bricking a camel, Hump it !
One thing's certain, it wasn't me! - O'Brien
One thing's for sure, we're all going to be a lot thinner!-Han Solo
One thing's for sure--we're all gonna be a lot thinner. - Han Solo
One thing's for sure; 1st is a tinkerer's dream!
One thing's perfectly clear, Clinton doesn't drink draft beer.
One things perfectly clear, Slick Willy doesn't drink draft beer.
One thinks, therefore is liberal. I know, therefore I'm conservative.
One thorn of experience is worth a whole wilderness of warning. -Lowel
One thought driven home is better than three left on base.
One thousand herds of elephants are standing on my foot! - Nien Nunb
One thousand miles deep
One tile short of a successful re-entry
One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab.  The movie cost me $95.
One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab. The movie cost me $95. - Steven Wright
One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi. The movie cost me $95. - s.w.
One time a thing occured to me - what's real and what's for sale --STP
One to burn up Scotty
One tree short of a hammock.
One trick pony: Qmodem riding with a Wildcat on a Mustang
One trouble about being a kept woman is the rent's always due.
One twin was more identical than the other, only more so
One unfortunate girl was so ugly that at Christmas time the guys used to hang her up and kiss the mistletoe
One uppercut to the cold upper middle class. -Red Hot Chili Peppers
One user with a mouse is more powerful than ten users with game ports.
One user's .tmp files is another user's .bak files.
One wanton pointer, and you're in the soup!
One war is worth a thousand words.
One was more wise than the other
One way a wife can make her husband listen is to talk to another man
One way or another, we'll get the job done. - Richard Franklin
One way or another, we're going to make a deal. - Andy Cord
One way to better your lot is to do a lot better
One way to get rid of temptation:  yield to it
One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure. - William Feather
One way to have a clean mind is to change it frequently.
One way to make your old car run better is to check out new models.
One way to make your old car run better is to look up the price of a new
One way to put your boss in good humor is - do the dishes for her!
One way to save face is to keep the lower part of it shut
One way to skin a cat: Electric belt sander
One way to stop a run away horse is to bet on him.
One weight short of a shipwreck.
One well placed bomb could ruin my whole day.
One who commands lawfully must be obeyed
One who condones evil is just as guilty as the one who perpetrates it. - Martin Luther King, Jr
One who desires revenge must first dig two graves
One who has a clear conscience has a foggy memory.
One who hurries.....  stumbles.
One who is able to work both Windows and Unix at the same time is considered very ambidextrOS.
One who is always in a stew generally goes to pot.
One who is always in a stew generally goes to pot.
One who is footloose and fiance free
One who is in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
One who is in peril thinks with their legs.
One who is in you is greater than the one who is in the world. - I John 4:4
One who is truly skilled avoids being hit as much as possible-E.Parker
One who objects to being a sex object probably isn't
One who professes skill is responsible
One who says they never had a chance, never took a chance.
One who seeks shall find!
One who tells an unpleasant truth
One who trusts can never be betrayed - only mistaken.
One who wishes to perish ought not to be heard
One will never stub their toe by standing still.
One with the trees around them
One woman nagged her bald husband so much his scalp turned gray.
One word about this to anyone and your pigtails will be orphans! - Max
One word for any atheists among you:  Wrong! - God
One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is love. - Sophocles
One word is worth a thousand pictures. If it's the right word. - Edward Abbey
One word of advice: Don"t give it
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'. - Dan Quayle
One word sums up the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared.' --GWBush
One word...BACKUP !
One word: Peyotl
One works in order to live, not vice versa
One world is enough for all of us
One world, one soul, time pass, the river roll -Pink Floyd
One would like to stroke and caress human beings, but one dares not do so, because they bite. -- Vladimir Il'ich Lenin
One x6 Chain can ruin your whole day
One year of love is better than a lifetime alone. -Queen
One year, they wanted to make you poster boy...for birth control!
One's a bottom-dwelling scumsucker. The other's a fish.
One's a fire exit--that's it, that's right, a fire exit. Pearl G
One's a flaming Nazi gasbag and the other is a dirigible.
One's action ought to come out of an achieved stillness; not a mere rushing on. - D.H. Lawrence
One's authority is not sufficient for his responsibility. - Brooks, p.8
One's closet full of anxieties is never complete w/o an MX Missile
One's company, two's a crowd and three's a party. - Andy Warhol
One's life is so often the life that one does not lead. - Oscar Wilde
One's mind, once streched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
One's needs are a function of what other people have.
One's never alone with a rubber duck - Captain of Golgafrincham ark
One's own wrong shall not benefit the person doing it
One's spiritual awakening is another's nervous breakdown.
One's too many.  A thousand's not enough.
One's ultimate truth lies in one's molecular structure. Perceptor
One, Two, Freddy's coming for you... -Elm St. Children
One, but you have to upgrade the obsolete computer first
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. -- Thomas B. Reed
One, you can't count, Three, you can't add
One-Adam 12. See the crullers - Crow makes cop/donut joke
One-Liners:
One-hundred-percent-freakin'-AGREED!!!  &lt;emphatic nod&gt;  -Anna Steven
One-into-one can give a girl 6 inches, and a bigger figure to carry.
One-legged man competent to stand trial - film at 11
One-seventh of life is spent on Monday
One.  Two.  Three.  Four. - Sinclair
One.. or Both.  - Commander Will Riker
One: Any more would be illogical. Approximately 1.0000000000000
One: He will change INTO the light bulb
OneNanoBuck = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Pesos.
Onegai, Pegasus! Minna no yume o mamotte! Twinkle Yell!
Oneliners are almost as bad as bumper stickers
Oneliners are irrelevant if you don't understand them
Oners flysis, income beesis. Onches nobis, inob kesis
Oni disu kao jedan, citav svijet je svezan konopcima ljubavi
Onion Ring to rule them all... Onion ring to find them
Onion abuse!!!  Battering onions, indeed.  How dare you, sir??
Onion ring to rule them all, onion ring to bind them.
Onion rings to bring them all and in the oil fry them.
Onion rings to rule them all, and in the darkness bind
Onko Internetin j{lkeist{ el{m{{?
Online again? When do you sleep?
Online context sensitive help.
Online in der SlapShot getippert!
Online insanity! $1 per line, all major credit cards accepted.
Online time is fine!
Online?  Good, hit Alt-H for FREE Unlimited Access !
Online?  Hit &lt;ALT-H&gt; for a quick I.Q. Test
Online? Good. Hit &lt;ALT-H&gt; for the on-line I.Q. test
Online? Hit ALT-H for Sysop Access, Alt-X for Dos Access
Only $2 a call, plus toll charges if any.
Only $39.95 special gold splicing tape to imporve your Z
Only $55 a month, for 3 years!!!...'Oh, Sweetie Pie'
Only *you* can prevent more postcards to Craig Shergold!
Only 1 days to go Bo and the month is up
Only 10 city blocks from the scenic Phila. Water Treatment Plant
Only 128,243,596 sec. to the Second Coming !
Only 130 Weeks until Clinton Leaves Office!!
Only 16 more tag stealing days until Christmas.
Only 177 days to high school graduation!
Only 19,999 lines of C++ to my next ski trip
Only 2 minutes into the Flintstones Holiday Special and already I've noticed a number of glaring historical inaccuracies - David Malki
Only 20 more Chopping days until John Bobbitt's Birthday!
Only 20 more Chopping days until John Bobbitt's Birthday!
Only 3% of people like lawers.  Over 70% of Congress is Lawers
Only 355 shopping days until Christmas!
Only 5 minutes to discover mousing in Clipper! - Frankie
Only 50 million claim to be born again
Only 54 days to high school graduation!
Only 666 more shopping days before Armageddon !
Only 68 days to Marine Corps boot camp!
Only 90 more days till Christmas.....&lt;G&gt;
Only @F would steal this tagline
Only AMIGA Makes It Possible. Only Commodore Stood In The Way.
Only AMIGA makes it possible ... as sure as 1+1 = 2.000000000000000000
Only AMIGA makes the possible improbable
Only Americans can hurt America - Eisenhower
Only Americans can hurt America. - Dwight D. Eisenhower
Only Americans can hurt America. - Eisenhower
Only Americans could think up, as a prime means of self-expression, the wave and the high-five. --George Carlin
Only Amiga makes it impossible!
Only Amiga makes it possible.  If only Commodore were out of the way
Only Amiga makes it possible.  If the mis-trustees would sell it
Only Amiga makes it possible. - Commodore Amiga
Only Amiga, Only Commodore, Only Gone
Only Bagpipes and Accordians play in the Band of Hell
Only Beverly can turn Data off, but only Tasha can turn him on.
Only Bill Clinton would take police witnesses to an extra
Only Bill Clinton would take police witnesses to an extramarital affair.
Only Bullitt is dumb enough to argue with the creator of the universe!
Only Capone kills like that. -- George "Bugs" Moran, on the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre
Only Cats, Music, Books, and Computers justify the human race.
Only Chad Harris would steal this tagline.
Only Children should need pictures to pick what they want
Only Christ is strong enough to carry your burdens
Only Clinton would take police witnesses to an extramarital affair.
Only Clinton's varicose veins keep him from being totally colorless
Only Commodore makes 'marketing' sound like 'mass murder with blunt ax
Only Commodore makes Amiga impossible
Only Crusoe Could Get All of This Done by Friday
Only DARRYL BASNER would steal this tagline.
Only Dodge Rams are allowed to make ewe turns.
Only Ensign Lefler knows how big a man Wesley really is!
Only Girly-Men use taglines.
Only God Can Prune A Family Tree.
Only God and a fool are always right.
Only God can login as Superuser.
Only God can make a random number.
Only God can make a random selection.
Only God can make a random selection. -- Levy's Law
Only God can make random selections.
Only God can read and understand source code.
Only God is in a position to look down at anyone.
Only God is in a position to look down on anyone. -Sarah Brown
Only Hugh can prevent Lore's fighters
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. - Carol Burnett
Only I can tell where my own shoe pinches me.
Only In America Could a Moron Like You Own a Computer
Only JESUS and us against the world?...Let's attack now!!
Only JH users can read this tagline!
Only Lamont Cranston could drive a Shadow.
Only Love WITHOUT REASON Forgives sin WITHOUT EXCUSE! - Ben Haden
Only Microsoft employees may use the secret 7 on the dice
Only NSA and the FBI can hear you scream in cyberspace.
Only Nixon could go to China.  -  Spock
Only Nixon could go to China. (Vulcan proverb)
Only Nixon could go to China. -- Ancient Vulcan Proverb
Only Orville Bullitt would steal this tagline.
Only PACs and special interests like Republicans.
Only Peace & Unity!
Only Robinson Crusoe could get everything done by Friday.
Only Robinson Crusoe had his work done by Friday.
Only Robinson Crusoe had it all done by Friday!
Only Rush Limbaugh could call Jack Brooks a "Liberal Democrat."
Only SISSIES are in color! - BW-Dot
Only Singapore delinquents get hit harder than Cub starters
Only Sky Divers know why Birds sing!
Only THE SHADOW knows!
Only TWITS use all capital letters
Only The Good Die Young - Danny Dp
Only The Good Die Young -Billy Joel
Only Tom Servo can make Tom Servo look like a buffoon!
Only Trekkies and Conservatives know the Ferengi Laws of Acquisition.
Only Tyrants and Criminals need fear an armed citizen.
Only Tyrants fear armed citizenry.
Only Virginia Blalock would steal this tagline
Only Warped minds use OS/2
Only Weenies snag recipes they don't understand.
Only Weenies steal taglines they don't understand.
Only Windows makes the possible improbable.
Only XT owners know that January 1, 1980 was a Tuesday
Only XT users know January 1, 1980 was a Tuesday.
Only XT users know that 1-Jan-1980 is a Tuesday!
Only XT users know that 1st January 1980 was a Tuesday
Only XT users know that Jan 1, 1980 was a Tuesday.
Only YOU can fire the Politician !
Only YOU can prevent forest fires...
Only YOU can prevent futility. * Smokey the Borg.
Only YOU can vote out a Democrat in office
Only YOU kin prevent futility.  Ya' know? * Smokey de Borg.  What it is,
Only a $400 tax increase! Gawsh! That's only two of my haircuts!
Only a 'veruul' would use such language in public.  - Riker
Only a FOOL dreams of using the replicator for a Transporter!!! -Odo
Only a Fool believes what the Media tells them.
Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards as progress. 
Only a Klingon would bolt on an eyepatch.
Only a Liberal could coin a word like _UNDERTAXED_
Only a REAL drag queen can be chased 1/4 mile in six seconds.
Only a REAL drag queen can wear a DDD bra!
Only a ROOSTER gets the best piece of Chicken!
Only a ball player's errors are published every day
Only a bastard like me could love a bitch like her.
Only a blonde would spell blonde "blond."
Only a child can open a child proof package.
Only a dime a minute in my pants
Only a dirty rat would do that... or a dirty duck.  Daffy
Only a doctor suffers from good health.
Only a dream can kill a dream. - Egg Sheng
Only a fool brings a knife to a gunfight!
Only a fool can reproduce another fool's work
Only a fool fights in a burning house
Only a fool fights in a burning house--Kank the Klingon
Only a fool fights in a burning house.
Only a fool fights in a burning house. - Kang the Klingon
Only a fool fights in a burning house. - Kang, 'Star Trek'
Only a fool fights in a burning house. -- Kank the Klingon
Only a fool fights in a burning house. -- Kank the Klingon, "Day of the Dove"
Only a fool fights in a burning house. -- Klingon proverb
Only a fool fights in a burning house..Kang, Day of the D
Only a fool follows orders without knowing why !
Only a fool has no doubts
Only a fool is astonished by the foolishness of humankind. - Edward Abbey
Only a fool is here to stay
Only a fool lends his book expecting it to be returned
Only a fool pays his debts to a dead man.
Only a fool tells the bald truth on social occasions
Only a fool tells the bald truth on social occasions. - Heinlein
Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet
Only a fool tries to jump fire - Uganda.
Only a fool would stand in the way of progress.
Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears
Only a lack of imagination spares me from my imaginary fears
Only a lawyer calls a 10,000 word document a brief.
Only a lawyer can call a 159 page document a "brief".
Only a lawyer has to have a ladder to scratch a snake's belly.
Only a lawyer would call a 137-page document a brief.
Only a liberal could coin (AND use) the word 'undertaxed'
Only a liberal could coin a term such as "undertaxed."
Only a liberal could coin such a word as "undertaxed"
Only a liberal could coin the phrase "undertaxed."
Only a liberal could coin the word "undertaxed".
Only a life lived for others is worth living. - Albert Einstein
Only a living entity can have goals or can originate them.
Only a loser would meet his wife online.  Huh?  Rush did?  My point.
Only a loser would try to read this recipe!
Only a loser would try to read this tagline!
Only a man who risks is free.
Only a man would buy a $500 car & put a $4000 stereo in it
Only a master of evil
Only a master of evil, #TN#.
Only a master of evil, @LN@
Only a master of evil, @TOFIRST@
Only a master of evil, Bullitt.
Only a master of evil, Darth!
Only a master of evil, McLeod.
Only a master of evil, Orville.
Only a master of evil, Vince.
Only a master of evil.
Only a mediocre man is always at his best. -- W. Somerset Maugham
Only a mediocre person is always at his best.
Only a mediocre person is always at his best. - Maughan
Only a mediocre person is always at his best. -- Laurence Peter
Only a mediocre person is ever at their best.
Only a real friend will tell you when your face is dirty.
Only a redhead, *sigh*, ONLY a redhead!!
Only a richness of spirit can battle a poverty of soul -Marvin Olasky
Only a sadistic man or a fool tells the truth on social occasions
Only a sadistic scoundrel tells the bald truth on social occasions.
Only a sick mind could like this tagline
Only a sinner has a right to preach.
Only a stupid dweeb uses email signatures
Only a stupid golfer throws his club behind him. The smart golfer >throws his club ahead so he can pick it up on the way to the next hole.
Only a test. Had this been an actual Tagline...
Only a test. Had this been an actual Tagline...
Only a test. Had this been an actual recipe
Only a test. Had this been an actual tagline.
Only a theory I have... - Spock
Only a true liberal would believe a story like that!
Only a vaRool would use such language in public -Riker
Only a vain woman can live by the emotions she inspires.
Only a varrule would use language like that!
Only a war waged for revenge or defense can be just. - Cicero
Only a wimpy God can't get it right the first time!
Only a woman could get lost 70,000 light years from home.
Only adults have difficulty with child proof bottles
Only adults have problems with childproof caps.
Only adults have trouble with child-proof bottles
Only an XT user knows that Jan 01, 1980 was a Tuesday.
Only an idiot actually READS taglines.
Only at Appliance Direct.
Only at Taglines Direct.
Only backwards can be spelled backwards
Only backwards can be spelled backwards
Only backwards can be spelled backwards
Only because Martain gravity of 40% Earth-normal. - Franklin
Only beginners need to read the manual
Only book on magick worth a look is `Cat in the Hat'. -- Dante
Only boring women have immaculate homes.
Only borrow from pessimists - they don't expect to be paid back
Only borrow from pessimists.  They won't expect their money back
Only budding serial killers pull the wings off fairies.
Only by attempting the absurd can we achieve the imposible
Only by studying the past can we win the present. -- Skydive
Only by the negation does one arrive at the affirmation
Only change Clinton has made is the change in his pockets!
Only choosy muthas choose GIF!
Only command not rejected by a cat:  EAT
Only consume alcohol on days ending in "Y!"
Only consumer can remove tagline.
Only cosmetologists give make-up exams.
Only crude guys try to catch fairies.
Only dangerous sex will do
Only dead fish go with the flow
Only dead fish go with the stream.
Only dead fish swim with the stream
Only dead fish swim with the stream all the time.
Only dead fish swim with the stream!
Only death and liberalism is fatal
Only death is fatal - life is not!
Only death remains and the stench of paradise burning.
Only defense lawyers profit from tickets
Only despotic government fears an armed populace!
Only difference between a Yank and a Ruskie
Only do those things you enjoy doing. - Illya Kuryakin
Only drink alcohol on days that end in "Y"!!!
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast time. ~Oscar Wilde
Only fanatics think they're NEVER wrong!
Only fisherman & John Bobbit care how big it was&gt;---
Only five more days till Yak-Shaving Day!
Only flattered? Hmpf! That's insulting! -Serendipity
Only fools and Yankees predict the weather in Texas!
Only fools are certain; it takes wisdom to be confused
Only fools are positive.
Only fools are positive. --Moe Howard
Only fools are quoted
Only fools are quoted
Only fools are quoted. - Fool
Only fools are quoted. -- Anonymous
Only fools fall for bimbos!
Only fools fall from space!
Only fools have no fear -- Worf
Only fools make technology a master instead of a servant.
Only fools read taglines
Only fools rush in... but they get the best taglines!
Only fools rush in...and they get the best seats!
Only fools say it can't be done.
Only fools worry about having the right size tool!
Only free men can be armed if they so desire.
Only from the Heart can one hope to see clearly!
Only geeks use the recipes that come packaged with Blue Wave.
Only girly men use QWK.  Get pumped up with BlueWave 2.20
Only gods die gladly... demons must be slain. -- Younger, Caitiff
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse!
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time. - Tallulah Bankhead
Only got one oar in the water
Only great masters of style can succeed in being obtuse. -- Oscar Wilde
Only greed can overcome common sense.
Only gullible numskulls would elect Clinton president twice!
Only had 2 moderators send messages to my sysop so far today.
Only half a key. I had to split it with the sound effects man.
Only half the patients leave an abortion clinic alive.
Only hate and fear will see them through the future
Only he attempting the absurd can achieve the impossible.
Only hey can conquer who believe they can.
Only if she goes too. - Yakko
Only if the alien invaders are flying pigs
Only if we get lots more ice-cream! Chim-chim: Oo Oo A A!
Only if you dress up as Big Bird and make me say my ABCs
Only if you promise to spell "shields" correctly next time.  &lt;GDAR&gt;
Only if you're very very lucky, do you have a redhead in your life
Only in America can humanitarianism be suspect to the patriot
Only in America would "slim chance" = "fat chance"
Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink
Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters
Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage
Only in English would "slim chance" = "fat chance"
Only in English would 'fat chance' equal 'slim chance'
Only in English would 'slim chance' = 'fat chance'
Only in a police state is the job of a policeman easy. - Orson Welles
Only in baseball is a self-sacrifice appreciated.
Only in light do you see the shadows and only in darkness do you see the light <---->Leesa P.
Only in the NHL do Leafs fall twice a year: autumn and spring.
Only in the NHL do Leafs fall twice a year: autumn and spring.
Only in your dreams are you really free.
Only in your dreams, Commander. - Troi
Only in your dreams, are you truly free
Only inane idiots like taglines. Please send yours by return mail.
Only injustice makes men fight for justice
Only it doesn't leave you much time to think about anything else
Only jeenyus survives the grave, and not before it gives life to an idea.
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we". -- Mark Twain
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we". -- Mark Twain
Only laugh when somethin' is funny.
Only lawyers are despised more than child molesters.
Only lawyers are trusted less than used car salesmen.
Only lemmings jump to conclusions.
Only liberal women could have thought of feminizm
Only light bulbs can go out each night and still be bright come morning.
Only love can be divided endlessly and still not diminish.
Only love can be divided endlessly and still not diminish.
Only love pads the film! -- Joel Robinson
Only love sails straight through the harbor.
Only mad dogs and englishmen go out in the noonday sun
Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny. - Mark Twain
Only mediocre people are always at their best.
Only men with leather balls play rugby.
Only monkeys and Saudi's stand on toilet seats !!
Only morons say they are too busy to read. -- Harlan Ellison
Only my Enemies claim I'm Paranoid!
Only my Wife is Married
Only my enemies think I'm paranoid.
Only my friends call me "wop."   Frank Sinatra
Only my modem knows for sure.
Only on Cable, Only in the 2000's, Only on GTVC.
Only on Cartoon Network.
Only one chance to make a first impression!
Only one chance to make a first impression!
Only one chance to make a first impression!
Only one good:  Knowledge.  One evil:  Ignorance.&lt;Socrates&gt;
Only one good: Knowledge. One evil: Ignorance
Only one good: Knowledge. One evil: Ignorance.   Socrates
Only one human captain has survived combat with the Minbari - Delenn
Only one kingdom can truly be called 'Christian'
Only one man has this sweaty a neck! - Tom
Only one oar in the water.
Only one of us is in the correct time continuum.
Only one person has pulled it off... Elvis"-Mulder on faking death
Only one person has pulled it off:  Elvis. -- Fox Mulder
Only one person has pulled it offElvis. - Fox Mulder on faking death
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older
Only one person should play with his organ in church
Only one person would dare to give me the rasberry
Only one possibility can be spent on each action, not including cards
Only one problem: Spike's real name is Shelton Jackson Lee.
Only one thing can top good sex:  Chocolate sauce.
Only one thing can top good sex:  Chocolate sauce.
Only one woman ever looked at me like that.. - Sam Beckett
Only one, but it first has to merge with Thomas Edison
Only one, only Amiga
Only operating at about half a watt
Only ordinary people can do extraordinary things
Only over my dead body !
Only people born with chimneys are allowed to smoke.
Only people can defend freedom, it isn't a government job!
Only people free to own firearms can remain free people. - C. Heston
Only people's tools work only in other people's gardens.
Only place I want data loss is on my fuel credit card!
Only playing with 51 cards.
Only playing with the jokers.
Only polar bears and penguins live where it snows. -- Florida Proverb
Only presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."
Only problem is that I'm going to need a new one probably every year!
Only prostitutes can mix business with pleasure.
Only sailors get blown off shore
Only savings accounts and toothpaste come out easily
Only schitzos hear anything when listening to Prozac.
Only send off-topic notices to perpetual offenders.
Only sentient mammals need reply
Only sheep make baaaaad puns
Only sick music makes money today.  -- Nietzsche, 1888
Only sick music makes money today. - Friedrich Nietzsche, (1844-1900)
Only sick music makes money today. -- Nietzsche, 1888
Only silence answered, and for Eddie the time of waiting began
Only sissies are in color! -- Black and White Dot
Only small minds are impressed by large numbers. -- Arthur C. Clark
Only someone whounderstands something canexplain it so noone else can
Only someone with nothing to be sorry for smiles back at the rear of an elephant
Only stop for walls - Speedo
Only sure things are taxes, death and the big red switch.
Only temporarily, Captain. Thelev
Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying.  --Baba Ram Dass
Only that which is provisional endures. -French Proverb
Only the Amiga can make it happen
Only the People are charged with defending Freedom
Only the Shadow knows.
Only the Touchdown count
Only the anacrusis...the main event remains.
Only the best will survive
Only the body is mortal, the soul is imortal.
Only the brave survive catholic school!OJW
Only the bravest lions go there --Scar
Only the bravest of lions goes there -Scar, The Lion King
Only the bravest of lions goes there... -- Scar
Only the bravest of men wear kilts.
Only the dead have no need of self defense. - Charles Curley
Only the dead have seen the end of war --Plato
Only the dead have seen the end of war!
Only the dumb envy the talkative.
Only the dumb envy the talkative. &lt;Gibran&gt;
Only the educated are free. - Epictetus
Only the educated are free: Some Greek guy
Only the ephemeral is of lasting value
Only the ephemeral is of lasting value.  - Ionesco
Only the foolish and the dead never change their minds
Only the foolish fear the foxfire
Only the free have the dispostion to be truthful. -- Auden
Only the game fish swims upstream
Only the good die young - Elton John
Only the good die young - Iron Maiden
Only the good die young, note the average age in Congress.
Only the good die young, so I guess I'm safe.
Only the good die young, so be a BASTARD!
Only the good die young.  I'll be here forever.
Only the good die young.  Note the average age in Commons
Only the good die young. I'll be here forever.
Only the good die young. Note the average age in Commons.
Only the good die young. Note the average age of politicians
Only the hand able to  erase can write the truth.
Only the hand that erases can write the true thing.
Only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core
Only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core.  - Hannah Arendt
Only the ignorant are full of bliss and vinegar.
Only the insane know why.
Only the insane take themselves quite seriously.
Only the insane take themselves seriously. - Beerbohm
Only the interiors were shot in Hawaii - Tom Servo
Only the interiors were shot in Hawaii - Tom/#608
Only the interiors were shot in Hawaii... -- Tom Servo
Only the just possess the willpower to be free. -- Auden
Only the lead dog sees the scenery change.
Only the lead sled dog gets a change of view
Only the leap from the lions head, may he prove his worth
Only the leftists are right anymore.
Only the light can save her (GAG!) Scully
Only the little people pay taxes. - Leona Helmsley
Only the little people steal taglines
Only the lucky find life is two steps forward, one back.
Only the lucky survive war and only the luckier live a good life afterward. -  Chris Lew
Only the marginal members of society will get HIV. -- Limbaugh
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Only the mediocre are always at their best.  S. Maugham
Only the mediocre are always at their best. -J. Giraudoux
Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.
Only the mediocre are at there best 100% of the time.
Only the most foolish of mice would hide in a car's ear.  But only the wisest
Only the nose knows
Only the past is immortal - Delmore Schwartz
Only the people can defend freedom, it isn't a government job.
Only the power pack gave them reality. - Kirk
Only the rich are eccentric. We poor must be happy with being nuts.
Only the rich can afford to be poor
Only the rich can be eccentric, the poor do with being nuts.
Only the rich have distant relatives!
Only the second one falsely describes me. The rest are true.
Only the shallow know themselves.  - Oscar Wilde
Only the shallow people who do not judge by appearance.
Only the sinner has the right to preach. - Christopher Morley
Only the stupidest calves choose their own butcher.
Only the suppressed word is dangerous. L. Borne
Only the truthful have the interest to be just. - Auden
Only the ugly ones carry mace & whistles..why ask why?
Only the users like QWK doors and Compucom modems.
Only the wages of sin have no deductions.
Only the weak will die.
Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
Only the winners decide what were war crimes. - Gary Willis
Only the winners ever get to decide which were "War Crimes".
Only the wolf can understand what the moon is saying!
Only the young die good.
Only they can conquer who believe they can.
Only thing I hate about Safe Sex is those damn tumblers!
Only thing domestic about me is that I live indoors
Only thing in the world getting better is restaurant coffee.
Only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly f
Only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation
Only thing that couple shares with each other is an anniversary date
Only thing worse than a runny nose: a speaking Liberal
Only this one...makes me hold to peace of mind
Only those named Pat are entitled to give "pat" answers!
Only those who ask themselves "Why?" get an answer.
Only those who attempt the absurd achieve the impossible.
Only those who can see the invisible can do the impossible.
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. - RFK
Only those who do nothing make no mistakes
Only those who fear need lie.
Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go
Only those who voted for Clinton should pay new taxes!
Only those whose lives are brief can think love is eternal - Lorien
Only three things mattered: mortality, ka, and the Tower. - DT II
Only through Death's portal, To a better life ye pass.
Only through cheeses can one find Gouda
Only through hard work and perseverance can one truly suffer.
Only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong.   Beatles
Only time your dog stops barking is when you shoot it--once or twice
Only today: climate catastrophs for half price
Only together can we turn him to the dark side of the Force
Only try to do a better job. Picard Ha, ha, ha. Q
Only turkeys have extreme left and right wings
Only turtle to feature on the Hertzsprung-Russell diagram
Only two desserts?  Garfield
Only two groups fall for flattery - men and women.
Only two groups of people fall for flattery -- men and women
Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one of them is paranoid and the other one is out to get him
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
Only two things are universal : hydrogen and stupidity
Only two things can top sex: Whipped cream and a cherry.
Only two things excite women : Expensive things and really expensive things
Only two things travel faster than light --- darkness and bad news
Only tyrants and criminals fear the honest armed citizen.
Only upper 10% will pay additional taxes -- Bill Clinton [1992]
Only use moderation in moderation.
Only used by a little old tagline from Pasadena!
Only users loose drugs!
Only way to avoid the problems of living is to die
Only way to keep the fire going is to outrun the wind.
Only way to open lips of pigeon: sledgehammer
Only well reared girls should wear slacks.
Only when a woman is openly bad is she really good. - Syrus
Only when all contribute their firewood can they build up a strong fire. - Chinese Proverb
Only when the last tree has died and the last river
Only when you can be extremely pliable and soft can you be extremely hard and strong. Zen proverb
Only whenUcanBextremely pliable&soft canUBextremely hard&strong--Zen proverb
Only women could have thought of feminizm
Only women stir my imagination.&lt;Woolf&gt;
Only women stir my imagination.<Woolf>
Only you can prevent 'ax-cidents'!
Only you can prevent Computer burnout!
Only you can prevent tagline abuse
Only you can save a forest, chop down a tree - Rush Limbaugh
Only you can save us! Mirmanee to Kirok
Only you can stop women from driving, ONLY you!
Only you could be so bold
Only you, can prevent forest fires
Onom ko je blesav ne mozes ni to dokazati
Ons vra verskoning vir die onerbreking
Onst baas, aas jist pressed dis, an de carrier he gone walkabout
Ontario: The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
Ontario: You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.
Ontology heck! Morning COFFEE recapitulates philogeny!
Onward and backward!  We must look busy.
Onward and to the Right ............&gt;
Onward through the fog
Onward thru the fog! -- Oat Willie
Onward to glorious madness & death....Have a nice day
Onward to old age and death.   Have a nice day
Onward with ez-reader. Is my tie on straight?
Onward, through the fog.
Onwy the stwong suwvive . . . - REO Fuddwagon
Onyx: Noises made by dyslexic pigs
Oo who the time is getting close oo the time to be a ghost --Tori Amos
Oo-ee-Oo-ah-ah-ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang
Oochie whoochie coochie coo! - McCoy
Oochie-woochie-coochie-coo! McCoy
Oof!  That stinks ...  - Don Horton
Ooga-chucka!  Ooga-chucka! Warner sibs
Ooh Ah Oh!  Toxic Love! -- Hexxus
Ooh Amber, I just love the way you flash that cursor!
Ooh Change Your Clothes, Yesss! -Tom As K.Ireland Changes - MST3K
Ooh I can't get enough of your &lt;blush&gt; Oops wrong conference
Ooh Papa Smerf... no ones ever touched me there before.
Ooh VERY good, Worf. Eat any good books lately? Q
Ooh and everything i hear you breathe -- well, I sighed -- S.P
Ooh and everytime i saw you bleed -- well, I cried -- S.P
Ooh and everytime i think of you -- there's a light -- Smashing Pumpkins
Ooh and everytime that i'm with you -- I'm alive -- Smashing Pumpkins
Ooh ee, ooh ah ah, ting-tang, walla-walla bing-bang!
Ooh eee ooh aa aa ting tang walla walla bing bang.
Ooh look at all the poo - Frank on prairie full of horses
Ooh!  Herbie doesn't like to make toys!!
Ooh!  Mucus!  The Scourge of Mankind! - The Tick
Ooh!  Right in one of his many soft spots! -- Mike Nelson
Ooh!  Right in the fuselage! -- Mike Nelson
Ooh!  Right in the sinister urge! -- Tom Servo
Ooh!  Sorry! - The Tick
Ooh! Butt shot! - Tom on alien girl's skin tight suit
Ooh! I just got a chill down my spine! - Mulder
Ooh! I just squeezed a kitty, and a purr came out!
Ooh! Macamadamia nuts! - Homer
Ooh! Ooh! Speech! Lip & tongue action! Ooh! - Tom cheers
Ooh! Our new best friend! - Yakko Warner
Ooh! Papa Smurf! Nobody's EVER touched me like that!
Ooh! Right in the Chablise! - Crow as gunshot hits wine
Ooh! Sand in my underpants! - Crow as girl
Ooh! Somebody *stop* me! -- The Mask
Ooh! What a burn! - Joel
Ooh, @TOFIRST@, I just love the way you flash that cursor!
Ooh, Amber, I just love the way you flash that cursor!
Ooh, Cher at the fun house. -- Crow T. Robot
Ooh, I *like* that one, can I borrow it?
Ooh, I love how you dress when you step out. - Throttle
Ooh, I love this stuff. - Vinnie
Ooh, Wook at da big stwipey putty! Is oo a fuzzy, fwiendy putty - Calvin
Ooh, another senseless drive-by filming!
Ooh, artsy-fartsy! -- Mike Nelson
Ooh, can you get any more disgusting?! - The Tick
Ooh, dumb move! Back to the car! - Tom
Ooh, goodie! I hear the Nurse coming with another shot!
Ooh, goody! A program-like advertisement! - Homer
Ooh, has his scalp ever seen a bar of soap? - Mike
Ooh, he's going to hate me for this - Hobbes
Ooh, he's got fangs! - Mike as kid smiles
Ooh, ice cream headache! -- Tom Servo
Ooh, ish! Girl stuff! - Mike as wimpy guy
Ooh, it smells like Coleman Francis in here. -- Mike Nelson
Ooh, it's stuck in his hinder holster - Mike on gun
Ooh, it's that witch Zoycite! - Sailor Moon
Ooh, look!  It's our new best friend!  Yakko Warner
Ooh, nice use of his 'area' - Mike as guys fight
Ooh, plane ride. - The Tick
Ooh, right in my vast doughy mid-section - Crow
Ooh, right in the sinister urge - Tom Servo as guy gets shot
Ooh, she needs to spackle her neck pits! - Mike
Ooh, she's a Breck girl - Crow
Ooh, she's protruding! -- Mike Nelson
Ooh, sign me up for that -Tom w/sarcasm sequencer on high
Ooh, suddenly I've lost my sinister urge - Tom Servo
Ooh, that styrofoam really burns! - Mike on fake volcano
Ooh, that'll induce labor - Crow T. Robot on body slam
Ooh, that'll induce labor... -- Crow T. Robot
Ooh, that's an onion in the ointment! - Grampa
Ooh, the things I can do with my Spirograph! - Tom
Ooh, there's no bread.  Let 'em eat cake! -RUSH
Ooh, they've got protestant revivial furniture! -- Crow
Ooh, those pants! Yowie! - Mike on girl's tight pants
Ooh, vibrator! -- Mike Nelson
Ooh, what a headache... &lt;:-(
Ooh, what happened, did your parents lose a bet with God?
Ooh, you make me live, whenever this world is cruel to me
Ooh--that's *GOTTA* hurt
Ooh. Cooshy! - Homer
Ooh. Floor Pie! - Homer Simpson
Ooh. Floor pie. -- Homer
Ooh. Fuzzy. - Homer
Ooh. My ovaries! - Bart Simpson
Ooh. Pizza. - Homer
Ooh. Red hots. - Homer
Ooh. The touch of death! - Homer
Ooh... Floor Pie! - Homer Simpson
Ooh...I like the pain, the pain is good
Ooh...I like the pain, the pain is good (pant, pant).
Ooh...the little cream-filled kind! - Timon
Ooh..look at all the pretty universes!
Ooh?  _You_ demand!? - Intendant
OohI like the pain, the pain is good (pant, pant).
OohI quiver with fear... -- Scar
Oohhh.  Jedi Master.  @FN@.  You seek @FN@
Oohhh.  Jedi Master.  @TOFIRST@.  You seek @TOFIRST@
Oohhh.  Jedi Master.  Yoda.  You seek Yoda.
Ook.  I'm not hungry. - Q
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Ooo! I just got a chill down my spine. --Mulder
Ooo, Charlie! That was *nifty*. MacLeod teach you that? -- Cord
Ooo, I _love_ it when he does that. &lt;hugging myself; giggling&gt; -Anna
Ooo, I just got a chill down my spine - Fox Mulder
Ooo, can't say it.  &lt;covering mouth&gt;  - Anna Steven
Ooo, goody!  &lt;tucking the gumdrops away&gt;  - Anna Steven
Ooo, has oo got dee snifoos?
Ooo, her life was saved by rock 'n' roll. 
Ooo, it smells like Coleman Francis in here - Mike as dog
Ooo, she's a little runaway. 
Ooo-Shoo-Be-Boo-Bop  <> Dizzy Gillespie
Ooo-kay, Plan B - EWJ  But not my Plan B, Worm Boy! - Bowlin Bob
Ooo-kay, Plan B - EWJ  But not my Plan B, Worm Boy! - Bowlin Bob
Ooo-kay, wrong button... - Earthworm Jim with "dress remote"
Oooh Ee, Oooh Ah Ah, Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang!
Oooh I need a dirty woman, I need a dirty girl- Pink Floyd
Oooh I need a dirty woman... Pink Floyd
Oooh Papa Smurf!  Nobodys ever touched me THERE before!
Oooh ohh owie! Oh, my butt - Crow as guy slides down hill
Oooh!  I ain't watchin' that!  That's uglifing! -Animaniacs
Oooh! It's interactive TV! - Crow as girl hits television
Oooh! Monkeys! - Crow chirps excitedly
Oooh! Wrist dickies! - Mike on nun's sleeves
Oooh, I don't doubt it. - O'Brien
Oooh, I'm disgusting! - Mike as odd suspect
Oooh, I'm getting horse-sick! - Frank
Oooh, I'm going to give you such a PINCH!
Oooh, Miss Metaphor - Mike
Oooh, NEVER.  &lt;snicker&gt;  - Anna Steven
Oooh, Professor Firefly! - Crow
Oooh, RIGHT in the sinister urge...--Tom Servo
Oooh, Toto, I don't think we're in DOS any more.
Oooh, a doobie! Let's bogart that fat boy! -Dick, 3rd Rock from Sun
Oooh, a noser! - Crow as Mike does a spit take
Oooh, boogers! - Crow as girl with handkerchief
Oooh, clever - Crow as tough guy makes a bad pun
Oooh, found the needle! - Mike as guys fight in hayloft
Oooh, he's got Palmolive hands - Crow
Oooh, how sweet to be an idiot, How sweet. how sweet.  Monty Python
Oooh, it's my turn to act - Mike
Oooh, junky joke! - Tom
Oooh, let the wild rumpus begin!!!  };&gt;
Oooh, lotta nose grease! - Tom as guy cleans his glasses
Oooh, right in the fuselage! - Mike on fight
Oooh, shades of Jame Gumb! - Tom
Oooh, she moves fast for a lineman - Crow
Oooh, smells like grandma's purse - Frank on kerchief
Oooh, smells like grandma's purse! -- TV's Frank
Oooh, someone's got a pant-load! - Tom on car noise
Oooh, spidery hands! - Tom as guy picks lock
Oooh, that must _hurt_!
Oooh, that must be hexadecimal.
Oooh, that's GOTTA hurt.
Oooh, that's gotta hurt! - Ash
Oooh, the suspense is already killing me! - Anna Steven
Oooh, this ISN'T the Tagline Conference??!! &lt;*cringe*&gt;
Oooh, you're all dead & stuff! - Mike after car crash
Oooh. Save a leg for me! - Tom as Crow gets scolded
Oooh...Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper!
Ooohh @FN@, don't stop - you're making me wet!
Ooohh, don't stop - you're making me firm!
Ooohhh, ROCKY!!!
Ooohhh, Rreennn!  WHAT ees eet, mon!? Ooh, nuUHthing
Ooohhh, sheeelaalah... she's got Stephen down on his knees.
Ooohhhhhmmm....No I'm not meditating you idiot I just saw my AOL Bill
Oook Oook
Ooomph!   I think I'm in love. Garibaldi
Ooonga dinky doo mm mort! mort! mort!- The Swedish Chef
Oooo I really like handcuffs, she said
Oooo!  Watch out... the walls are Pointy!
Oooo! I just got a chill down my spine. - Mulder
Oooo! My ovaries! --Bart Simpson.
Oooo, I never! Well, I might've. I probably did. Sorry, everyone
Oooo... I quiver with fear... - Scar
Oooo... I'm Shakin' in my cheese
OoooOOOOoooobuggeroffoooOOOooo
Ooooh eeeeh oooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooooh!  It's our new best friend! - Yakko
Ooooh! It's not GUI, it's &lt;blush!&gt; *never mind*! &lt;BEG&gt;
Ooooh, I liked the underwear! - Tom leers
Ooooh, I need a dirty woman
Ooooh, I need a dirty woman -Floyd
Ooooh, I need a dirty woman.
Ooooh, I'm NEVER gonna live this one down
Ooooh, Jethro - Crow as plain looking girl talks
Ooooh, MESSAGE Taglines. ... And I don't have most of these!
Ooooh, Taglines! Color them *S*W*I*P*E*D* Thanks, Myra!
Ooooh, arty! - Crow on hokey scene
Ooooh, can I have a pair of warp core breeches?  Cooool
Ooooh, it stinks in here. - Maurecia
Ooooh, the attitude control - Tom, sarcastically
Ooooh, this must be my day for cats!  Blackarachnia, Beast Wars
Ooooh, who would want to kiss Jason?! - Allison
Ooooh, yech. How did THAT get in my bed? - Prez Reagan:*)
Ooooh..look what I made! Art! -Baby on spilled breakfast, Dinosaurs
Oooohhhhh, I'm having thoughties
Oooohhhhhhhh! - Tom as Mamie takes off her stocking
Oooohhhhhhhhhhh.    Slap him again!    SLAP HIM AGAIN!
Ooooo .. that'll be the centerfold girls.  - Earl, Dinosaurs
Ooooo! My ovaries! --Bart Simpson.
Ooooo, I look cool! - The TICK
Ooooo.. My brain hurts!
Ooooo... That makes my flesh crawl. - Ren Hoek
Oooooh there's a fire in her eyes for you
Oooooh!  I'm sorry.  You won't be going on to the bonus round today.
Oooooh! I've left the cheese on the Voyager, Gromit! - Wallace
Oooooh! Velvet! Pre-Elvis, even! - Hef, Rocko's Modern Life
Oooooh, @TOFIRST@, Those Eyes That Mouth
Oooooh, I hate it when that happens.
Oooooh, I'm Proud to be Ol' Obi-wan Kenobi
Oooooh, aaaaaaah, that nice creamy filling! - Huntress
Oooooh, artsy-fartsy! - Mike on end titles
Oooooh, sarcasm - Crow
Oooooh, that smell! Can'tcha smell that smell... - L.S
Ooooohhh, off in a private little corner to discuss Taglines
Ooooohhhh!  I hates rabbits. - Yosemite Sam
Oooooo, am I going to pay for THAT one.
Oooooo, be careful. - Anna Steven
Oooooo, somebody stop me!  Stop me before I grill again!
Oooooo-o-oo .... let ME fill that cavity, my dear!
Oooooo. This sounds promising.  &lt;lowering lashes; blushing&gt; -Anna S
Oooooo...I quiver with fear.   Scar
Ooooooh Lord it's hard to be humble
Ooooooh, I need a dirty recipe.. (I just washed all mine!)
Ooooooh, nooooooo, not tonight!!
Ooooooh, showers! - Mike & Bots leer
Ooooooh, the power, the power...uh-oh, the power bill
Oooooohhh Donuts!.......Homer simpson.
Oooooooh! you're one SEXY lab technician!
Oooooooh, the looks I got for that!!
Oooooooo, you naughty boy!  &lt;slapping your hand&gt;  - Anna Steven
Ooooooooh I need a dirty woman.  Ooooooooh I need a dirty girl. -PF
Ooooooooonnnnnnnnnn, Oops! Cat on the keyboard!
Ooooooooooh, Boy am I gonna pay for THAT one!
Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!! That Was Nice!!!!!!
Oooooooooooooooh.......Do it again @TOFIRST@!!!!!
Oooooooooooooooh.......Do it again!!!!!
Ooooooops... - Captain of the Titanic
Oooooops, safty first.- Freddy Krueger
Oooooowoooh, what I'd _give_, to be spat at in the face!
Oooooppps!!....Tried to steal my own tagline!!!
Ooooops, Typo alert!!!
Oooopps! Sorry, I think my karma ran over your dogma!
Oooops!  I forgot to write a TAGLINE.
Oooops!  Wrong conference!
Oooops!...Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper
Oooops.  DANGER, Will Robinson, DANGER !
Ooops I got GUI all over my screen
Ooops I thought this was alt.tv.ds9.sucks. Sorry!
Ooops!                Tried to snag my own recipe.  :)
Ooops!                Tried to steal my own tagline.  :)
Ooops!      &gt;heh&lt;      Tried to steal my own tagline.  :)
Ooops!   ...Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper.
Ooops!   Ignore this tagline!
Ooops! ... That means it's misspelled through @DATE@! AARRGGHH!
Ooops! ... That means it's misspelled through June 27! AARRGGHH!!
Ooops! He he. - The Mask
Ooops! My brain just hit another bad sector.
Ooops! What happened with Novell??  :-(
Ooops!...Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper...
Ooops, I've been caught Paying Attention! Will I now be Taxed for it?
Ooops, caught the moderator's attention again
Ooops, did I say that?!
Ooops, gotta go, @F@'s holding a loaded aardvark on me
Ooops, here comes my handler
Ooops, my photographic memory just ran out of film
Ooops, sausage burp! - Crow
Ooops, there goes another Rubber Tree Plant
Ooops, we're out of whack.  Better get a refill
Ooops.  Gotta run.  My dog wants sex.  Later
Ooops. Mah brain plum hit anotha' bad secto'.
Ooops. My brain just hit another bad sector.
Oooww! My trick nipple! - Dr. F
Oop!  Oop!  Heh heh heh heh heh heh... -- The Joker
Oop.  Ack.  Phbbbbbbbbbt.
Oopps, did I do that?
Oopps, did I do that?
Oops there goes another skydiver. Ker plop! - Tom sings
Oops!
Oops!  Caught the moderators attention again.
Oops!  Gotta go feed the dragon.
Oops!  Gotta run!  HAL just shut off the life support systems again!
Oops!  Here comes the truth again!
Oops!  I dropped my tagline!
Oops!  I lost a button hole
Oops!  My ramdrive just mated with a ewedrive!
Oops!  Out of space!  See you next message
Oops!  Shouldn't have said that.
Oops!  Sorry about that, did that hurt?  Beverly
Oops!  Synaptic misfire!
Oops!  There goes another skydiver!  Ker plop! -- Tom Servo
Oops!  This isn't the flirting echo???
Oops!  Tried to steal my own Tagline, hehe
Oops! .. Tried to snag my own recipe, hehe
Oops! .. Tried to steal my own tagline, hehe
Oops! Caught the Moderators attention again.
Oops! Did it again!
Oops! Don't sneeze while someone is cutting your hair. 
Oops! Excuse the mistakes. The cat danced on my keyboard.
Oops! Excuse the mistakes. The cat danced on my keyboard.
Oops! Gotta go feed the dragon.
Oops! Gotta pee! - Joel as lady rushes off
Oops! Gotta run! HAL just shut off the life support systems again!
Oops! I dropped my Tagline!
Oops! I just ran over your dog-- *&*(&&*& NO TERRIER
Oops! Left in a Doors tag. Sorry.
Oops! My dog ate my tagline.
Oops! Sorry for stepping on your face
Oops! There goes another Odessa - Joel as planet explodes
Oops! There goes my hat! said Tom off the top of his head.
Oops! Tried to steal my own tagline, hehe ...
Oops! You found another "Undocumented Feature!"
Oops!  Garibaldi designed the Statue of Liberty
Oops, I dropped my tagline...and I can't get up!!
Oops, I forgot to have children.
Oops, I think daddy burned the spam again!
Oops, I'm not Scandinavian, sorry.
Oops, I've gotta run.  The cat's caught in the printer.
Oops, I've ripped my pants! was Tom's unseemly comment.
Oops, bulb burned out.  It WAS three lights.  Sorry!
Oops, caught the moderator's attention again.
Oops, excuse me whilst I run for cover
Oops, gotta go feed the dragon.
Oops, gotta go!  ATF tanks are ramming the house again, dammit!
Oops, my kharma just ran over my dogma.
Oops, my reality check bounced!
Oops, shot the moderator. It was an accident, really
Oops, the sun's up.  It's too late to sleep.
Oops, there goes another Rubber Tree Plant
Oops, there goes another rubber tree plant to safe sex
Oops, these shoes are soiled too!
Oops, time for Ponn Farr!
Oops, used up another helmet today
Oops, you caught the moderator's attention again!
Oops.  My brain just hit a bad sector
Oops. --Ivanova. Yeah, 'oops.' --Garibaldi.
Oops.. I read online today! &lt;this is not a tagline&gt;
Oops... Mental Note: Get coffee colored shirts.
Oops... Tried to steal my own aircraft!
Oops... Tried to steal my own tagline!
Oops... copyied your to reply to something
Oops... did I step in it again?
OopsI Tried to steal my own tagline!
OopsTried to snag my own recipe!
OopsTried to steal my own tagline!
Oota goota, Solo?  Soam peetalay.  EE mal-a-tran tee-tachma
Op Code: EOI - Execute Operator Immediate
Op'ti-mism n. 1. A Yugo with a trailer hitch
OpUz - "Ok! That's it's 57th attack. Can we draw our swords now?"
Opaka's always been a symbol of hope to me. - Kira
Opasno je nasloniti (si)se na vrata
Open 24 hours - but not in a row.
Open Channel "D"
Open Channel D... - Napoleon Solo, The Man From U.N.C.L.E
Open Mouth, Insert Foot, Chew Carefully.
Open Mouth, Insert foot, SHUT UP!
Open Mouth,............Insert foot,..............Echo Internationally.
Open Mouth. Insert Foot. Chew Carefully.
Open Roads....Open Minds.
Open Seven Days a week, accept on Sunday
Open Some Days as Late as 12 or 1.
Open That Exit Hatch Computer..  Ok, Get The Axe - Zaphod Beeblebrox
Open WINDOWS 95 and you let BUGS in
Open WINDOWS let BUGS in."
Open Windows and let the bugs in.
Open Windows lets bugs fly in.
Open Windows, invite bugs in
Open Windows; let bugs in.
Open a channel to the Bajoran Council. - Odo
Open a channel to the other ship. Janeway
Open a hailing frequency
Open a nuclear waste dump on 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington D.C.
Open a pack of cupcakes and give one to a friend even though you wanted both of them for yourself
Open all the windows 3.1!!!
Open an electrolysis salon - Crow on humans in ape city
Open beer bottles with my eye sockets - Crow
Open both your mouth and your wallet cautiously.
Open car door for a girl? Either the car or girl is new
Open communique' and listen in, - Sisko
Open doors we find our way; we look, we see, we smile.
Open foot, Insert mouth, Echo international
Open hailing frequencies @TOFIRST@
Open hailing frequencies Orville.
Open hailing frequencies, @FN@.
Open heart surgery without anesthetic is *not* fun
Open it up and what have you got:  Bibbity, Bobbity BOOOO
Open mind for a different view!
Open mind, please fill with knowledge
Open mind:  Device used to overcome the effects of bigotry.
Open minded does NOT mean empty headed!
Open minded? Space Cadet? Vacuum Technology?
Open mouth - Insert foot - Now say something intelligent
Open mouth - Insert tagline!
Open mouth .... insert foot ... taste good?
Open mouth, Insert foot, Echo Internationally
Open mouth, insert foot - echo internationally!
Open mouth, insert foot, echo intergalactically
Open mouth, insert foot, echo stupidity internationally.
Open mouth, insert foot.  Echo internationally.
Open mouth, insert shoe store.
Open mouth, insert snack, chew internationally
Open mouth.  Insert Foot.  Echo internationally.
Open mouth. Insert foot. Subspace globally
Open mouth; insert face.
Open mouth; insert foot; echo internationally...
Open my eyes, that I may see
Open my eyes, that I may see, visions of Truth thou hast for me!
Open my eyes, that I may see...
Open only under light conditions specified on label
Open rebuke is better than secret love. - Proverbs 27:5
Open seven days a week, excluding Sundays! - sign on a Kentucky Fried Chicken store
Open some Windows and let some Fresh air in
Open the %#%$# pod bay doors, HAL!
Open the Pod Bay Door HAL... HAL, Open The Pod Bay Door
Open the Rest Room doors HAL. I'm sorry @TOFIRST@, I can't do that
Open the Rest Room doors HAL. I'm sorry Mark, I can't do that.
Open the Windows and let the bugs in.
Open the back door, OR ELSE !...Unahacker.
Open the bathroom door HAL. Come on HAL, I'm not kidding!
Open the bathroom door HAL. HAL? HAL? - Come on HAL!
Open the bathroom door, HAL. HAL? I'm not kidding, HAL
Open the bathroom doors, HAL. HAL? Come on HAL, I'm not kidding...!
Open the blast doors!  Open the blast doors!
Open the disk drive door, Hal
Open the door so I can come in!. -cat
Open the door so I can go out. -cat
Open the door, sit in the seat, turn the key and go!
Open the doors that lead back into Eden
Open the drive bay doors, Ginger
Open the pod bay door, Hal.
Open the pod bay doors please, Hal.
Open the pod bay doors, @TOFIRST@
Open the pod bay doors, Ginger
Open the pod bay doors, HAL
Open the pod bay doors, HAL! - Dave Bowman
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.  - Dave
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.  - Dave Bowman "2001: A Space Odessy"
Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
Open the pod bay doors, Hal.  Hal..?  Hal..?
Open the pod bay doors, Orville.
Open the restroom door HAL.  Dammit HAL, I'm not kidding!
Open the restroom door, HAL... HAL... I'm not kidding, HAL
Open the window as I wanna sit in it. -cat
Open the windows and the bugs will creep in
Open to korrection
Open to the realm of extreme possibility. The truth is out there.
Open up and say "AHhhhh!"
Open up your mind, let your fantasies unwind...  - The Phantom
Open up!  Mental Health Police
Open up, it's the pigs! -Neil
Open up.  Drop the walls. - Bester
Open way long...  Open way.  Jake
Open wide dear, I promise that I won't
Open wide dear, I promise that I won't..............
Open wide! You don't know how big this thing gets!
Open wide, Joel. Eat it boy! Eat it! - Dr. Forrester
Open windows are fair game for water bottles
Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
Open your drive door, honey.
Open your ears before your mouth
Open your eyes.  Look up to the sky and see
Open your front door @FN@, my pit bull is waiting to say hello.
Open your heart! Will you open your heart?! - Khan
Open your heart, I'm coming home -Pink Floyd
Open your legs, honey, Tom said mellifluously.
Open your mind to extreme possibility. -- Fox Mulder
Open your mind to new ideas.  -- The Watcher
Open your mouth and close your eyes, I'll give you a big
Open your mouth honey, it's just a tongue depressor
Open your mouth. - Crusher to Worf
Open your mouth. -- Crusher
Open yourself up to Extreme Possibility only when it's the Truth. --Mulder
Open-Block-Copy-Reopen-Paste-Save-DamnIForgotTheFilename.
Open...open...open! Cheyenne! Son of a gun! Oh, you are funny-no!
OpenVMS
OpenVMS
Opened a hotel, The Tribble Inn. Klingons never stay there.
Opened a hotel, The Tribbled Inn. For some reason Klingons never stay.
Opening Doors To Financial Freedom
Opening night: the night before the play is ready to open.
Opening night: the night before the play is ready to open.
Opening on Sky-TV at 12:01AM TONIGHT
Opening soon in Washington DC...the Clinton LIE-brary!
Opening soon in Washington DC...the Clinton LIE-brary!
Opening the fridge, Dahmer sings "My bologna has a first name..."
Opening your mind can be fatal.
Openness and honesty: The two keywords of life
Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates
Opera Gump: Chocolate, and Boxes they love, on tomorrows show.
Opera Virus - Hard Disk Size Decreases and then Increases on the hour
Opera audience dies after Fat Lady sings!
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian. (H. L. MENCKEN)
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.
Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings
Opera singers do it with their diaphragms.
Opera tags, indeed.  Harumph!)    =)
Opera: Where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it.
Operate - to rate an opera on a scale of one to ten
Operate at a higher level with OS/2!
Operating System...or Modus Operandi, for law enforcement users.
Operating a computer requires, at all times, careful pla
Operating at WARP speed with OS/2 Warp!
Operating at a 90-degree angle to reality
Operating in Standby Mode
Operating in stand-by mode.
Operating system
Operating system overwritten
Operating system overwritten.  Terribly sorry!
Operating with one hand tied behind your back again? - Hawk to Frank
Operation Desert Ice Storm! -- Tom Servo
Operation Double-0 Girlscout - Crow
Operation Double-0 Girlscout! -- Crow T. Robot
Operation Rescue
Operation Rescuer's are too ugly to have sex with anyway.
Operation Sudden Death. - Richard Franklin
Operation Weasel-Snitch! -- Joel Robinson
Operation Weasel-snitch - Joel
Operation halted!  Cat needs attention!
Operation halted!!!! Start Trek's on!
Operator - give me the number of 911 !
Operator Failure:  Please Insert a Bootable Brain
Operator Halted.. Star Trek's On.
Operator Headspace Error #0003 has occurred; System Halted.
Operator Headspace Error: Remove Timecard From Drive B:
Operator I can NOT find the eleven on this dial! I need 9 11 NOW.
Operator down.  (A)bort (R)etry (I)nsert coffee
Operator error! Replace user and press any key
Operator halted -- Animaniacs is on!
Operator halted!  Cat needs attention!
Operator halted!  Star Trek's on!
Operator halted! Kat needs attention!
Operator halted-- Animaniacs is on!
Operator halted-- Star Trek's on!
Operator halted.  Monday Night Football is on.
Operator halted.  Star Trek is on.
Operator off-line till exams are done. thank you
Operator out of coffee. Recipes may become irrational.
Operator out of coffee...taglines may be dupes...may be dupes...may
Operator out of coffee...taglines may become irrational...
Operator out of coffeetaglines may be dupesmay be dupesmay
Operator out of coffeetaglines may become irrational
Operator quick!  Give me the number for nine one one!
Operator shelled to kitchen for more coffee
Operator what is the number for 911?
Operator!  Trace this call and tell me where I am!
Operator!  What's the number for 911 ?!? - Homer Simpson
Operator! Quick! Trace this call and tell me where I am.
Operator, can I have the number for 911?
Operator, can you give me the number for "911"?
Operator, get me the number for 911 -Homer Simpson
Operator, gimme ham on 5, hold the mayo
Operator, give me the number for 911!
Operator, give me the number for nine-one-one! - Homer
Operator, please trace this call and tell me where I am
Operator, won't ya put me on through
Operator... what is the number for 911??.
Operator...give me the no for 911, quick!
Operator?  This is John Bobbitt.  I've been cut off
Operator? Could you trace this call & tell me where I am?
Operator? Give me the number for nine-one-one!!
OperatorWhat is the number for ??
Operators DO IT person-to-person
Operators are standing by - Acme Chair Company
Operators do it person-to-person.
Operators mount anything!
Operators mount everything.
Operators really know how to mount it.
Operetta- an Italian telephone operater.
Opet je pun RAK !
Opet mi se zaglavio tasterrrrrrrrrrr
Ophelia Oliver said her name and vanished from the haunts of men.
Ophelia, Get thee to a nunnery!&lt;Shakespeare&gt;
Ophelia: 'Tis brief my lord? Hamlet: As a woman's love. - William Shakespeare
Opiates are the religion of the upper-middle classes. -- Debbie VanDam
Opie and his therapist go fishing-- Tom Servo
Opie of Borg : Gee pah, can I assimilate 'em now?
Opinion and Butt, everybody has one
Opinion is irrelevant.  What is, is. - Lennier
Opinion void where prohibited by law
Opinion, Mr. Worf?     I think we should kill them, sir!
Opinions are just like a$$holes.... EVERYBODY HAS ONE
Opinions are like a**holes; everybody has one.
Opinions are like anuses..everyone has one...most stink.
Opinions are like armpits: Everyone has 'em but not everyone wants yours
Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one.
Opinions are like noses, almost everybody has one.
Opinions are like socks -- they smell after awhile
Opinions are mine alone. Who else would admit to them?
Opinions are mine and mine only -- nobody else would claim them
Opinions are mine. Use at your own risk.
Opinions are no substitute for the facts.   (disclaimer from M'liss)
Opinions are respected here, if you don't express them.
Opinions cannot survive if no one has a chance to fight for them. - Thomas Mann
Opinions express are not from the management
Opinions expressed are Mine -   Take 'em or Leave 'em.
Opinions expressed are not my own & I'm not responsible for them.
Opinions expressed here or there are not necessarily mine
Opinions expressed may not represent those of the author
Opinions of employee do not necessarily reflect those of the Company.
Opinions this ludicrous are mine.  Reasonable opinions will cost you
Opinions, opinions, opinions
Opium is the opium of drug addicts. - Penn
Opium is very cheap considering you don't feel like eating for the next six days. -- Taylor Mead, famous transvestite
Opona:  Celtic Goddess of Horses.
Oppenheimer's Law:  There is no such thing as instant experience
Opperknockity tunes but once!
Opportunist: Someone finding himself in hot water, decide
Opportunities are never lost  miss one, and someone else will take it
Opportunities are often things you hadn't noticed the first time.
Opportunities are often things you haven't noticed the first time around.  ---- Catherine Deneuve
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them
Opportunities do not wait
Opportunities multiply as they are seized. - Sun Tzu
Opportunities taken are what makes your future.
Opportunity always knock at the least opportune moment.
Opportunity always knocks while you're in the bathroom
Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and  looks like work. -  Thomas Edison
Opportunity knocked but @N@ was out back looking for 4-Leaf-Clovers.
Opportunity knocked but @TO@ was out back looking for order
Opportunity knocked but Orville was out back looking for 4-Leaf-Clovers.
Opportunity knocked, but the door was jammed
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out. - Adrienne Gusoff
Opportunity knocked...and I was in the shower
Opportunity knocks but once, GRAB that sucker
Opportunity knocks once - the neighbors rest of the time.
Opportunity knocks once, but Karma will hunt you down
Opportunity knocks only once, but temptation bangs on the door for years
Opportunity knocks, it jiggles the doorknob... - PJ O'Rourke
Opportunity knocks.  Karma hunts you down
Opportunity knocks.  Temptation breaks the door down
Opportunity only knocks, Temptation kicks down the door
Opportunity only knocks. Temptation breaks the door down!
Opportunity plus instinct equals profit
Opportunity plus instinct equals profit -- ROA #9
Opportunity plus instinct equals profit. - 9th Rule
Opportunity plus instinct equals profit. - Larry Niven
Opportunity plus instinct equals profit. - The Storyteller
Opportunity plus instinct equals profit. -ROA#9
Opportunity: A favourable occasion for grasping a disappointment
Oppose global government and Bush's "New World Odor".
Oppose redundancy, and we'll send you a FREE GIFT!
Opposing action systems do not execute simultaneously.
Opposing laws outlawing behaviors is not condoning those behaviors
Opposite weirdnesses attract--all weirdness is opposite
Opposites attract.
Opposites attract.  Example:  LONG hair and SHORT skirt!
Opposition inflames the enthusiast, never converts him.
Opposition inflames the fanatic. It never converts him.
Opposition of abortion seems really to be about the control of women.
Opppsss I forgot to Call Ivy's WALL... I have to die now
Oppress'd with two weak evils, age and hunger. &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
Oppress'd with two weak evils, age and taglines. --Tagspeare
Opps!  Sorry Odo.  Thought you were the mop bucket
Opps, brain at warp 7, fingers at impulse speed
Oprah Winfrey IS the Gross National Product - Doug Anthony All Stars
Oprah Winfrey Reveals Her Distressing Addiction to "Tagline Thievery"!
Oprah Winfrey virus : Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB
Oprah of Borg: Losing weight is irrelevant.
Oprah of Borg: Why did you assimilate your husband?
Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo!
Opreznost je majka sigurnosti...
Ops is yours, lieutenant. - Sisko
Ops to Rio Grande. You are in business. - Kira
Ops to Rio Grande...  You are in business.  Major Kira
Ops/Communication Officer Harry Kim -- USS Voyager
Optical Illusion-democratic tax cut
Optical Illusion: Democratic Tax Cut
Optical Mice Have no Balls
Optical Rectalitis: Having a sh*tty outlook on life.
Optical mice have no balls!
Optician's daughter, but after a few of glasses made a spectacle of herself
Optimisim is a Mania for saying all is well when one is in hell.
Optimism indicates that the situation has not been clearly understood
Optimism is the content of small men in high places.  -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, "The Crack Up"
Optimism is the rock on which many a good ship is wrecked
Optimism most flourishes in the lunatic asylum
Optimism:  A YUGO with a trailer hitch!
Optimism:  Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out.
Optimism: Thinking you can run SQL Server on a Palm Pilot.
Optimist (adj) _ One lacking sufficient experience.
Optimist (n) Commodore computer salesman with a beeper
Optimist (n): Ford owner with a trailer hitch.
Optimist is person who thinks he can break up traffic jam
Optimist sees donut - pessimist sees hole
Optimist, n. - A person who spends the last dollar to buy a new wallet
Optimist, n. - One who lets his smile be his nuclear umbrella
Optimist, n. - One who sees the silver lining in every mushroom cloud
Optimist, n.: Day-dreamer more elegantly spelled.  - Mark Twain
Optimist, n: A bagpiper with a beeper
Optimist:  A YUGO owner with a trailer hitch!
Optimist:  A man who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.
Optimist:  An Amiga salesman with a beeper.
Optimist:  Someone who doesn't know all the facts yet.
Optimist:  a Yugo owner with a trailer hitch!
Optimist:  a guy who takes a rubber on a blind date
Optimist: A Commodore computer salesman with a beeper
Optimist: A Geo Metro with a Class 3 trailer hitch.
Optimist: A Yugo owner with a radar detector.
Optimist: A Yugo owner with a trailer hitch!
Optimist: A Yugo with a radar detector.
Optimist: A guy who says the bottle is half full when it's half emptyserved
Optimist: Accordian player with a beeper.
Optimist: Amiga computer salesman with a pager
Optimist: An accordion player with a pager!
Optimist: Asking for LP version of musical condom
Optimist: Chevy truck owner without a fire extinguisher.
Optimist: Clinton fan with 1996 Campaign Button!
Optimist: Commodore Amiga salesperson with a pager
Optimist: Commodore computer salesman with a beeper
Optimist: Commodore computer salesperson with a pager.
Optimist: Geo Metro owner with a trailer hitch!
Optimist: MAC computer salesman with a beeper
Optimist: Mac computer salesman with a pager.
Optimist: One lacking sufficient experience.
Optimist: Running dblspace without a backup of the drive.
Optimist: Someone who doesn't know all the facts yet.
Optimist: Someone with experience
Optimist: Stands behind 6 teens at a phone booth.
Optimist: Vanagon owner with a radar detector.
Optimist: YUGO owner with a radar detector.
Optimist: YUGO owner with a trailer hitch.
Optimist: Yugo owner installing racing slicks
Optimist: Yugo owner with 'The Club'
Optimist: a Yugo owner with a trailer hitch.
Optimist: owner of a Ford Festiva with a trailer hitch!
Optimist: someone not yet in possession of all the facts
Optimistic - even in the face of reality.
Optimistic apathy:  Things will work out, but if they don't who cares?
Optimists Are Overconfident So They Skip Their Backups
Optimists invent airplanes; pessimist invent parachutes
Optimists invented the airplane, pessimists the parachute
Optimists live longer than Pessimists
Optimization hinders evolution.
Optimized for OS/1.997683 ... You don't need a power-on
Optimum acceleration for a Macintosh:  9.8 m/s ^2
Option '?' not recognised.  Type '?' for list of options
Option on PSYCHIC BBS menu: [W]ho called tomorrow.
Options Trading  - By June Gold
Options Trading: June Gold*
Optometrist caught in grinder, makes spectacle of himself
Optometrist's office: Eyes examined while u watch
Optometrists DO IT eyeball-to-eyeball; they always see eye-to-eye.
Optometrists DO IT face-to-face.
Optometrists do it eyeball-to-eyeball, since they always see eye-to-eye.
Optometrists do it face-to-face.
Opulent, adj. - Poor as a Catholic-church mouse
Opus
Opus "Right now we're doing something called 'civil disobedience.'"
Opus & Bill the Cat...the voter's alternative
Opus backup not found.  Install RBBS
Or 'Mary Does Melbourne',a true cultural EchoClassic. &lt;grin&gt;-Anna S
Or -- nothing looks as good from far away as it does close up
Or Crelm toothpaste, with te miracle ingredient 'freudulin'
Or I may have to eat you. - The Cat
Or I shall... confound you with quadratic imponderables! - Brain
Or a beautiful woman walks past, and Londo says, "Hel-looo NURSE!"
Or a disease. - Dot
Or a man and a man? Whatever turns you on Orville.
Or a million thimble sized pints -Crow on freeze capacity
Or a smelly teenage drop-out who lets killers go free. - TV Survey
Or anus.  Any questions? -- Mike Nelson
Or anus. Any questions? - Mike as teacher
Or as we say in the kitchen, "What a crock."
Or bends with the remover to remove. -- Shakespeare
Or bored teenagers who frequently call out for pizza delivery!
Or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong
Or by misleading the innocent -- Spock and McCoy
Or by misleading the innocent. -- McCoy
Or did I dream this on rotten mushrooms one night?
Or did I hallucinate this on SHRooMs one summer night?
Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip? - Chase Meridian
Or do we soon forget the things we cannot see
Or do you enjoy seeing women grovel at your feet? - Tristessa
Or do you feel like nineteen fifty-nine
Or do you paint yourself blue and bay at the moon? -- St. Cloud
Or else Pizza is going to send out for you!
Or even better, "Buddha provides."
Or grateful aliens having sex? Or aliens having gratuitous sex?
Or have other sysops make them for them by request. How about this
Or he's hiding something. - Mulder
Or in my case, those who do it on a daily basis.
Or is it all just a fragment of your partition?
Or is it your policy to kill Klingons on sight? - Kras
Or just amputate that finger! - Crow
Or maybe God designed the Bible to cull out nitpickers. - J. Prewett
Or maybe it's just a *very* disgruntled altar boy... --Mulder
Or maybe not. - Franklin
Or maybe the answer lies even further from our grasp... --Mulder
Or maybe they filled Voyager with helium.
Or maybe you were lying to me. Odo
Or meditating in the wormhole.  &lt;sigh&gt; - Anna Steven
Or missing mouse  driver. Spank the cat? (y/n)
Or not.
Or perhaps we should call in a Romulan repair service? - Bashir
Or perhaps you consider that an "ERROR" on my part?
Or sieze the boat
Or sieze the dance
Or that we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Or those weird talk shows, About transexual Nazi Eskimos. -Weird Al
Or toe jam!
Or was I drunk again? - Mistopheles
Or was it unlock the safe *then* swim to the surface? - H. Houdini
Or was that the yellow cable? Yes, it should be the yellow cable
Or we'll tear your throat out & kick you in the ear -Crow
Or words to that effect.
Or worse, not to have a mind -Dan Quayle
Or would you rather be a fish?
Or write Parent's Brains on a three by five card.. - Zombie Krusty
Or you can shoot them just there, just above the beak.
Or you can use the chair as an occasional piece. -- Carlin
Or you could put a bag over your head and do it for Babylon 5
Or you could slowly poison him over the next few years. - Earl
Or you could trade in your appliance and get a PC and an OLR.
Or you'll find that you're joining in the turning away -Floyd
Or, Captain, Edith Keeler will die this year. Spock
Or, as I shall be known from now on...The Black...Vegetable!  -Edmund
Or, how about one relevant to current events over here in Australia?
Or, we can STOP right now and find out what this is all ABOUT! - Aahz
Or, when he's here and it's not him, it's me.
Or,,, you can take what Jay has in the box on the floor
Orac: "It is unlikely.  I would predict there are far greater mistakes waiting to be made by someone with your obvious talent for it."
Oral R. of Borg: Send me money or they'll assimilate me
Oral Roberts:  "Send me $1 million or the Borg will assimilate me."
Oral Roberts: Send me $1 million by Christmas or the Borg will assimilate me
Oral Roberts: Send me $1 million by Xmas or the Borg will
Oral Roberts: Send me $1 million by Xmas or the Borg will assilimate me.
Oral Roberts: brother of Anal Roberts
Oral Sex in a National Park - Old Facefull
Oral contraception:  Just say no
Oral contraceptive: I asked, she said no.
Oral contraceptive: When I asked her and she said no.
Oral self-stimulation is fun! said Tom, swallowing his pride.
Oral self-stimulation is possible, admitted Tom, swallowing his pride
Oral sex is a matter of taste.
Oral sex is the answer.. Uhh, the question was what?
Oral sex prevents children.
Oral sex:  [n] The taste of things to come.
Oral sex: just for the taste of it!
Oral thermometer - for use on T.V. evangelist...
OralReader:  Register so God won't call the author home!
Orange Alert: used when encountering the Great Pumpkin
Orange Juice + Vodka + Milk of Magnesia = Phillips Screwdriver
Orange Juice! The Life's Blood of FL! Hmm, is Everyone else a Vampire?
Orange Juice! The Life's Blood of Florida!
Orange Juice:It's not just for breakfast anymore
Orange juice inside keyboard.  Delete children (Y/n)?
Oranges are pretty! - Crow as dumb girl
Orator:  A two minute idea, a two hour vocabulary
Orators do it orally.
Orb all you want. We'll write more.
Orbiter dicta: astronaut small talk.
Orc, the other white meat
Orca circles, hard and lean.
Orchestra leaders do it with a baton.
Orchestral music in the background.
Orchestras will try a new pitch to lure concertgoers.
Orcs and Klingons make a bloddy mess when they do it.
Orcs aren't all that bad... if you have plenty of ketchup
Orcs deserve rights....  and lefts, jabs, uppercuts
Orcs do it (GOD, what a horrid thought!)
Orcs get all the girls. -- Worf
Orcs really aren't so bad (if you use lots of catsup).
Ordain women or stop baptizing them.
Order  your Chia Klinton,  today!  Comes with weed and Flowers!
Order @ McD's: "gimme a fur burger & a side of theighs!"..."That's to eat out!"
Order Now, and have, a friend for Dinner
Order a condom with your drink...and have safe Sex on the Beach
Order a drink, play the tables, or vacate the premises! - Quark
Order acknowledged, self X-Team leader, compliance forthcoming!
Order and simplification are the first steps toward mastery of a subject -- the actual enemy is the unknown. -- Thomas Mann
Order and simplification are the first steps toward the mastery of a subject. - Thomas Mann
Order now, just $19.95!
Order of Leitbur (Artist: Asplund-Faith): "Gridlock"
Order of Leotard (Leitbur)
Order of Lightbeer (Leitbur)
Order some bug remover to clean those canopies
Order with eyes that are bigger than your stomach
Orderlies do it neatly.
Orders, Master, orders!!! --K9, Warriors' Gate
Ordinarily hes insane-but he has lucid moments when hes only stupid
Ordinary is a setting on a washing machine.
Oregano(n.) - The ancient Italian art of pizza folding.
Oregano:  The Italian art of pizza folding
Oregano:  the art of Italian pizza folding.
Oregano: the ancient Italian art of pizza folding.
Oregon - it is illegal to require a dead person to serve on a jury.
Oregon - where the men are men, and so are the women.
Oregon cellars contain more water than Texas rivers.
Oregon, n.: Eighty billion gallons of water with no place to go on Saturday night
Oregon, where men are men and sheep are nervous.
Oregon:  It is illegal to require a dead person to serve on a jury
Oregonians don't tan; they rust
Org.Asm not found, should I fake it? (Y)es (N)o (R)eEnter
Org.asm found, continue? (YesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYes)
Organ Expert Impressed By Ones Here
Organ Recital Fades After Firm Beginning
Organ donor: One who rides without a helmet.
Organ donor?  No WAY I'm giving up my Wurlitzer!
Organ recital fades after firm beginning - film at 11
Organ transplants are best left to professionals
Organ transplants are best left to professionals. -- Bart's Blackboard
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals -Bart Simp./1F15
Organic - Musical
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds.  Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl
Organic. (adj.)  As played on a Wurlitzer
Organic........... Church music.
Organic:  Musical.
Organic:  Relating to church music.
Organic: Church music.
Organic: Musical.
Organic: Pertaining to church music
Organic: Relating to church music
Organisation is the enemy of improvisation
Organists do it with both hands and both feet.
Organists pull out all the stops and DO IT with their feet.
Organization (n.): Arrangement in an orderly or logical fashion. See &#8216;miracle'
Organization is the enemy of improvisation.
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Organizationally impaired
Organizations are like wine; the bottleneck is always at the top
Organized Crime Is Alive And Well; It's Called Health Care Insurance.
Organized Crime: Some call it government.
Organized Crime: Some call it government.
Organized Religion is the Hobgoblin of small minds
Organized crime is alive and well.  It's called auto insurance.
Organized religion, organized crime... synonymical
Orgasm immenent - come again (Y) and again (Y) and again (Y)
Orgasm not found.  Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Orgasm, n. - Warning signal so you know when to stop having sex
Orgasm, n. - What many women fake. (Men fake foreplay.)
Orgasm, n. - What men achieve in a second while women never have
Orgasm.com not found - R)etry, R)etry, R)etry, R)etry, R)etry
Orgasm:  Person who accompanies the church choir.
Orgasm:  The Joy of Sex
Orgasm:  Why its even fun to say!
Orgasm: Natures Tranquilizer
Orgasm: Person who accompanies the church choir.
Orgasms are overrated, said Tom anticlimactically.
Orgasms make a believer outta me!
Orgy of Destruction - Tom boredly on explosions
Orgy of Destruction... -- Tom Servo
Ori! Ori!
Oriental Relaxation Wear - By Kim Ono
Oriental guy: Translate * Tom: Booga hooga booga!
Oriental sex -  hour later you're horny again!
Orienteers would DO IT, if they knew where they were.
Origamicartaphobia: The fear of refolding road maps
Origamicartaphobia: fear of having to refold a road map.
Origin "Never Underestimate the Power of a Crystallized Attitude"
Origin (This List):  The Chuckle Box BBS
Origin * Sorry, but I don't believe in the Grim Reape*&$%# NO CARRIER
Origin ???  My mother of course!!  Humph!
Origin Lines are irrelevant
Origin contains undocumented interrupt/DOS calls !
Origin failure - call tech. support !
Origin line - Do not remove under penalty of law
Origin lost ! If you found it, mail me
Origin of Life:  Somewhere in one of my trashcans.
Origin of Life?  Just check my refrigerator.
Origin of Life? Just check the flight deck refrigerator
Origin of life? Just check my refigerator
Origin. We create worlds (of criminals). Who else has the money?
Origin:  Excluded Middle Incorporate
Origin:  Gin made from orgies.
Origin:  The Ayn Rand School for Tots
Origin:  Wits End Farm - do you have to ask?  Ontario Canada
Origin: -={The Fishin Hole}=-[Okc,Ok] (1:147/79)
Origin: Gin made from orgies.
Origin: Holly's Bed & Board! San Diego CA! - Holly Sullivan
Origin: Jina usenet &lt;-&gt; fidonet gateway, Beaverton OR USA (1:105/210)
Origin: Right Said O'Brian: I'm too Sexy for my accent..
Origin: The Aquarium BBS - Fishies Unite! (1:203/112)
Origin: The mining ship Red Dwarf
Original  discoveries, seem so obvious afterwards.
Original Recipe Borg: Calm, Cool, and Collective!
Original Star Trek tagline file.  (The only Trek taglines I keep.)
Original drawings will be mangled by the copying machine.
Original sin is childs' play
Original tagline was censored because of the word $#!+
Originality doesn't seem so new anymore
Originality is just undetected plagiarism
Originality is merely undetected plagiarism.
Originality is mostly hiding your sources. -- Mark Rein*Hagen
Originality is the art of concealing your source.
Originality is the art of concealing your source. - Franklin. P. Jones
Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
Originality is the art of making you believe I said it first.
Originality is undetected plagiarism.
Originality is undetected plagiarism. - Dean W.R. Inge
Originality never was your strong suit.  Armed assault was. -- Boyce
Originality:  Thinking for yourself.
Originality:  posting a stolen tag at least one reader has never seen.
Originality:  proper concealment of source.
Originality: Creating never before seen taglines.
Originality: Making your own damn taglines.
Originality: Thinking for yourself.
Originality: Undetected imitation
Originality: Undetected plagarism.
Originality: posting a stolen tag at least 1 reader has never seen.
Originality: posting a tagline that at least one person hasn't seen.
Originally, I'd graded all the papers too low, Prof. Swift remarked
Originator is a mother: Taglines may become irrational.
Originator of Fuzzy logic!
Originator out of chocolate: Taglines may become irrational.
Originator out of cigarettes.  Taglines may become irrational.
Originator out of coffee, which explains the irrational taglines
Originator out of coffee. Taglines may become irrational.
Originator out of hair spray: Taglines may become irrational.
Originator sick of the hockey lockout: Taglines may become irrational.
Originator watching Due South:  Taglines may become sexual.
Origional: name of a reptile in the movie "Gamera vs. Guiron"
Origional: someone from Oregon, or thereabouts
Origional: the positive ion of origionalium
Orks do it. (What an awful thought)
Orlando weather forecast [insert date] - Hot. Afternoon rain.
Orlando's by Virginia, said Tom wolfishly.
Orlando, home of the Magic
Orlando:  Home of the Shaq Attack!
Orlando:  Home of the World's Largest Tagline Collection.
Orlando:  Two million tourists and fifteen natives.
Ornaments of gold / warm my soul from the growing cold
Ornch Habs. Doan Touch! Too Hot! - Neekha
Ornothology is for the birds!
Orphans of the Sky by Robert A. Heinlein
Orrin Hatch Virus Detected; Run 'Exorcist'?
Orthodontic Jake gave him a gelignite mouth wash. -- Joel
Orthodontists do it with braces.
Orthopedists DO IT till it breaks
Orthopedists get all the breaks.
Orville  -  A rose by any other name
Orville  We're not clickin' on all cylinders here!
Orville !!! Genitalia is not an Italian airline
Orville & hate are like his hand and his dick, inseperable.
Orville (A member of the "Not Quite Over the Hill Gang".
Orville (Keeper of the Sacred Chalice of Geeks)
Orville *must* not have been gone long, his modem's still warm.
Orville , Save energy..screw slowly
Orville ,Are you SURE it's plugged in?
Orville - I'd be delighted to accept.  Tell me what you have in mind
Orville --- IS TRULY A GREAT PERSON
Orville All the way from "Let's watch the grass grow" festival!
Orville Bluuitt only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
Orville Boooonngg.
Orville Bullitt - 13 donuts short of a baker's dozen.
Orville Bullitt - 1995 U.S. Javelin Catching Team member.
Orville Bullitt - 1996 U.S. Olympic Drowning Team member.
Orville Bullitt - A couple of volts below threshold.
Orville Bullitt - A few beans short of a burrito.
Orville Bullitt - A few beers short of a six-pack.
Orville Bullitt - A few bombs short of a cluster.
Orville Bullitt - A few clowns short of a circus.
Orville Bullitt - A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Orville Bullitt - A few holes short of a whiffle ball.
Orville Bullitt - A few peas short of a casserole.
Orville Bullitt - A few pickles short of a jar.
Orville Bullitt - A fool's fool.
Orville Bullitt - A hole in his bag of marbles.
Orville Bullitt - A jack-of-all-trades and unemployed in all of them.
Orville Bullitt - A legend in his own mind.
Orville Bullitt - A living example of artificial intelligence.
Orville Bullitt - A sausage short of a barbecue.
Orville Bullitt - A victim of retroactive birth control.
Orville Bullitt - About as bright as a black hole.
Orville Bullitt - About as bright as a small appliance bulb.
Orville Bullitt - About as sharp as a bowling ball.
Orville Bullitt - About as sharp as a pin head.
Orville Bullitt - About as sharp as jello.
Orville Bullitt - About four cents short of a nickel.
Orville Bullitt - All booster - no payload.
Orville Bullitt - All crown - no filling.
Orville Bullitt - All the lights don't shine in his marquee.
Orville Bullitt - All the sex appeal of a wet paper bag.
Orville Bullitt - Always in the right place, but at the wrong time.
Orville Bullitt - Always sharpening his sleeping skills.
Orville Bullitt - An example of why some animals eat their young.
Orville Bullitt - As bright as a burnt out light bulb.
Orville Bullitt - As flaky as a snowstorm.
Orville Bullitt - As screwed up as a football bat.
Orville Bullitt - As sharp as a marble.
Orville Bullitt - As thick as two short planks.
Orville Bullitt - Barney's biggest fan.
Orville Bullitt - Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel.
Orville Bullitt - Born a day late, and like that ever since.
Orville Bullitt - Born ugly and losing ground ever since.
Orville Bullitt - Charles Manson's drinking buddy.
Orville Bullitt - Condom poster child for 1994.
Orville Bullitt - Constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth.
Orville Bullitt - Contributes to the population problem.
Orville Bullitt - Credibility deficient.
Orville Bullitt - Daughter of Suzy Creamcheese and it shows.
Orville Bullitt - Diagnosable.
Orville Bullitt - Drivelmaster.
Orville Bullitt - Electroencephalographically challenged.
Orville Bullitt - Fired from McDonald's for short attention-span.
Orville Bullitt - Full throttle, dry tank.
Orville Bullitt - Grease spot on the driveway of life.
Orville Bullitt - Informationally deprived.
Orville Bullitt - Knitting with only one needle.
Orville Bullitt - Mental agility of a soap dish.
Orville Bullitt - Mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral.
Orville Bullitt - On the batting end of a no-hitter.
Orville Bullitt - On the wrong end of the Information Superhighway.
Orville Bullitt - One bean short of a burrito.
Orville Bullitt - One fry short of a happy meal.
Orville Bullitt - One marble shy of a full deck.
Orville Bullitt - Paranoia Poster child for 1994.
Orville Bullitt - Poster child for Densa.
Orville Bullitt - Poster child for birth control.
Orville Bullitt - Renewable energy source for hot air balloons.
Orville Bullitt - Risen from obscurity & headed for oblivion.
Orville Bullitt - Sailboat fuel for brains.
Orville Bullitt - Seven seconds behind, and built to stay that way.
Orville Bullitt - Squirrel food.
Orville Bullitt - Still trying to figure out who he is.
Orville Bullitt - TIME's 1994 Moron of the Year.
Orville Bullitt - Taste tester for Alpo.
Orville Bullitt - The LEAST dangerous man in America!
Orville Bullitt - The person who brought you the beer milkshake.
Orville Bullitt - The third Warner Brother on Animaniacs.
Orville Bullitt - With one more neuron he'd have a synapse.
Orville Bullitt - born brain dead and still is that way.
Orville Bullitt - inbred and proud of it!
Orville Bullitt - just another inmate in this insane world.
Orville Bullitt - living proof that nature does not abhor a vacuum.
Orville Bullitt - mentally challenged.
Orville Bullitt - one burrito short of a combo meal.
Orville Bullitt - one id short of a personality.
Orville Bullitt - one sandwich short of a picnic.
Orville Bullitt - redneck extrordinaire!
Orville Bullitt - result of a first cousin marriage.
Orville Bullitt - son of Suzy Creamcheese and it shows.
Orville Bullitt - still trying to figure out who they are.
Orville Bullitt WAS born yesterday!
Orville Bullitt blew his O-rings.
Orville Bullitt blew the hatch before the lock sealed.
Orville Bullitt can be outwitted by a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Orville Bullitt comes from a long line of first cousins.
Orville Bullitt couldn't buy a clue with lottery winnings.
Orville Bullitt couldn't win a debate against Suzy Creamcheese.
Orville Bullitt desperately needs help.
Orville Bullitt doesn't have all his cups in the cupboard.
Orville Bullitt doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Orville Bullitt doesn't have all of his groceries in the same bag.
Orville Bullitt doesn't have all the dots on his dice.
Orville Bullitt doesn't have both oars in the water.
Orville Bullitt doesn't have enough sandwiches for a picnic.
Orville Bullitt doesn't know what he's talking about.
Orville Bullitt doesn't know which side of the toast the butter is on.
Orville Bullitt doesn't like that idea
Orville Bullitt doesn't need therapy - he needs a lobotomy.
Orville Bullitt echoes between the ears.
Orville Bullitt failed as a proof-reader for M & M's.
Orville Bullitt fan club - tar & feathers will be provided.
Orville Bullitt forgot the gun was loaded.
Orville Bullitt forgot to pay his brain bill.
Orville Bullitt gets his news from Mad Magazine.
Orville Bullitt got a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.
Orville Bullitt has a Wessonality disorder.
Orville Bullitt has a one-bit brain with a parity error.
Orville Bullitt has a ready wit. Let me know where it's ready.
Orville Bullitt has a room-temperature I.Q.
Orville Bullitt has a slow clock.
Orville Bullitt has a very good point.
Orville Bullitt has both oars in the water on the same side of the boat!
Orville Bullitt has bubbles in his think tank.
Orville Bullitt has his solar panels aimed at the moon.
Orville Bullitt has it floored in neutral.
Orville Bullitt has several screws loose.
Orville Bullitt has taught you well.
Orville Bullitt has too many lice to feel an itch.
Orville Bullitt has trouble dealing with reality.
Orville Bullitt has two neurons separated by a spirochete.
Orville Bullitt headbutts steel posts for fun.
Orville Bullitt is about to impress us with his piloting skills.
Orville Bullitt is my name! But you already knew that, right?
Orville Bullitt is temperamental:  50% temper, 50% mental.
Orville Bullitt is to Fidonet, what The Canadians are to hockey.
Orville Bullitt just enjoys the abuse.
Orville Bullitt knows *things* about *stuff*!!
Orville Bullitt lines up his shot ... Hey! What's with the pink bunny!
Orville Bullitt loses arguments with the TAGLINES Conference.
Orville Bullitt makes Pee-Wee Herman appear funny.
Orville Bullitt makes wood seem intelligent.
Orville Bullitt needs another brain to make it to half-wit.
Orville Bullitt only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
Orville Bullitt only uses his brain to keep his head from caving in.
Orville Bullitt plays solitaire for cash.
Orville Bullitt please pick up the white courtesy phone.
Orville Bullitt runs squares around the competition.
Orville Bullitt sat under the ozone hole too long.
Orville Bullitt says a thousand pleasant things, but never Adieu.
Orville Bullitt snarls. Orville Bullitt was done with waiting.
Orville Bullitt sticks his tongue in rotating fan blades for fun.
Orville Bullitt still believes in the tooth fairy, too.
Orville Bullitt studies hard for blood tests.
Orville Bullitt suffers from terminal brain-lock.
Orville Bullitt suffers from too many radiation treatments.
Orville Bullitt thinks 'Ren and Stimpy' is highbrow entertainment!
Orville Bullitt thinks at 5 baud.
Orville Bullitt was born twins and they killed the wrong one!
Orville Bullitt was caused by a failed condom.
Orville Bullitt wasn't abused as a child, but should have been.
Orville Bullitt wears a pony tail to cover up the valve stem.
Orville Bullitt's Reality-ometer: E[\........]F  Hmmph! Thought so
Orville Bullitt's SO stupid, he got stabbed in a shootout.
Orville Bullitt's Slinky's kinked.
Orville Bullitt's Warp Crystals make my jeep do wf8?
Orville Bullitt's Yin and Yang are no longer on speaking terms.
Orville Bullitt's a closet homosapien!
Orville Bullitt's a real big gun - of small caliber and immense bore.
Orville Bullitt's a self-made man, and worships his creator.
Orville Bullitt's a sheep in sheep's clothing.
Orville Bullitt's about as smart as live bait.
Orville Bullitt's all sail and no boat.
Orville Bullitt's as up-to-date as a 1940 calendar.
Orville Bullitt's attic's very dusty.
Orville Bullitt's been napping in front of the ion shield again.
Orville Bullitt's been playing with his wand too much.
Orville Bullitt's been playing with the plutonium again.
Orville Bullitt's been short on oxygen one time too many.
Orville Bullitt's been using his head as a mass driver.
Orville Bullitt's brain has freezer burns.
Orville Bullitt's bright as a tulip bulb.
Orville Bullitt's buffer is full.
Orville Bullitt's caboose seems to be pulling the engine.
Orville Bullitt's cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Orville Bullitt's clock doesn't have all its numbers.
Orville Bullitt's comes from a long line of first cousins.
Orville Bullitt's demented and deluded mind.
Orville Bullitt's doin' 30 on the freeway.
Orville Bullitt's egotism is a plain case of mistaken nonentity.
Orville Bullitt's employed as a crash dummy?!?
Orville Bullitt's family tree doesn't fork.
Orville Bullitt's got the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.
Orville Bullitt's gyros are loose.
Orville Bullitt's head whistles in a crosswind.
Orville Bullitt's little red choo choo done jumped the track.
Orville Bullitt's looking for a meaningful overnight relationship.
Orville Bullitt's lug nuts rattling in the hubcaps.
Orville Bullitt's memory is truly random-access.
Orville Bullitt's middle name?  Hoover.  Because he sucks dirt too
Orville Bullitt's mind is like a steel sieve.
Orville Bullitt's mind is like a steel trap - full of mice.
Orville Bullitt's mind is like a steel trap - rusted shut!
Orville Bullitt's new strategy; running away.
Orville Bullitt's on her last lap around the gene pool.
Orville Bullitt's opinion is SHAREWARE!  To register, send me $10.
Orville Bullitt's opinion will be taken under advisement.
Orville Bullitt's parents threw out the baby and kept the bathwater.
Orville Bullitt's playing baseball with a rubber bat.
Orville Bullitt's playing hockey with a warped puck.
Orville Bullitt's playing with an unstrung raquet.
Orville Bullitt's plays solitaire......for cash.
Orville Bullitt's post: [ ]Humorous [ ]Insightful [X]Just plain stupid.
Orville Bullitt's pressure's up, but there's a slow leak somewhere.
Orville Bullitt's reset line is glitching.
Orville Bullitt's skating on the wrong side of the ice.
Orville Bullitt's slower than my grandma. She's been dead for 20 years.
Orville Bullitt's so stupid he could screw up a one-car funeral.
Orville Bullitt's swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool.
Orville Bullitt's the Lawn Ranger.
Orville Bullitt's two tacos short of a combination plate.
Orville Bullitt's zero k memory.
Orville Bullitt, I said I was Sorry!.. Don't Delete^*%*&****NO CARRIER
Orville Bullitt, Ph.D. of Scatology.
Orville Bullitt, The Mad Quoter!
Orville Bullitt, You are fast becoming my favorite slick person.
Orville Bullitt, a little light in the loafers.
Orville Bullitt, a man that'd trade boredom for misery.
Orville Bullitt, approach, bow and scrape, state your business.
Orville Bullitt, don't be elliptical unless you're an orbit.
Orville Bullitt, goalie for the dart team.
Orville Bullitt, please pick up the black courtesy phone.
Orville Bullitt, rebel without a clue.
Orville Bullitt, sorry about your rectocranial inversion.
Orville Bullitt, we're going to *CLAP* pump you up!
Orville Bullitt, you are a jerk, a complete knee biter.
Orville Bullitt, you are some piece of work!! Hoo Ha!!!
Orville Bullitt, you certainly know how to make a Point!
Orville Bullitt, you forgot the bloomin' TAGLINE.
Orville Bullitt, you have been selected for a secret mission.
Orville Bullitt, you have been selected to clean the latrine.
Orville Bullitt, you know better than to trust a strange computer.
Orville Bullitt, you were pretty rough on the Beaver last night.
Orville Bullitt. I'm captain of the Millennium Falcon.
Orville Bullitt... Jedi Knight!
Orville Bullitt: A 10K brain attached to a 14,400 baud mouth.
Orville Bullitt: A bad spot on the disk.
Orville Bullitt: A couple of revisions behind.
Orville Bullitt: A few bits shy of a word.
Orville Bullitt: A loose chip on the microprocessor board.
Orville Bullitt: An 8080 in a 68000 environment.
Orville Bullitt: CPU not connected to the bus.
Orville Bullitt: Doesn't have all the pens in her plotter.
Orville Bullitt: Had a head crash.
Orville Bullitt: Has a few wait states.
Orville Bullitt: In need of a ROM upgrade.
Orville Bullitt: More fun than a ferret in your pants!
Orville Bullitt: Overruns above 110 baud.
Orville Bullitt: RS-232 pins 2 & 3 permanently connected to ground.
Orville Bullitt: Sending back packets, but the checksums are wrong.
Orville Bullitt: Source code is missing a few lines.
Orville Bullitt: The lights are on but nobody's home.
Orville Bullitt: Twit of the Year 1994. Congratulations!
Orville Bullitt: reading from an empty disk.
Orville Bullitt: running at 300 baud.
Orville Bullitt: swapped out.
Orville Bullitt: working with an unformatted disk
Orville Bullitt? Orville!? Boy- your parents musta *HATED* you!
Orville Bullitt? What makes you think so?
Orville Knows BlueWave!
Orville Motors - Home of the World's Largest Lemon Collection.
Orville Snatches Kisses, and Vice-Versa!
Orville Snerdley - Official Call Screener for the Lamers Echo.
Orville This is your life: A comedy in half hour segments.
Orville University: Where men are men and the women are too.
Orville Unties Other Half of Brain!  News at 11!
Orville WAS born yesterday!
Orville Why can't you see things my way?
Orville Wright didn't have a pilot's license.
Orville are you naked?
Orville are you scared?
Orville are your toes numbered?
Orville arrested at Sea World for releasing the 7 seals.
Orville arrested at Sea World, trying to release the 7 seals.
Orville at Pooh Corner: looking for Hunny taglines.
Orville at school: &lt;sinkt&gt; Whaddya mean I got an F
Orville be the one tote'n a machine gun.
Orville believes anyone who says 'Read my Lips...' &lt;grin&gt;
Orville bellows like a cow standing on her tit.
Orville can be outwitted by a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Orville can go skinny dipping in Cool Whip!
Orville can read government instructions!  I'm worried about him.
Orville can turn ANY conversation into one about sex!
Orville can't be stupid, he completed third grade!
Orville couldn't buy a clue with lottery winnings.
Orville couldn't find a cup of water if you dropped him in a lake.
Orville couldn't win a debate against Suzy Creamcheese.
Orville dated Betty Crocker, and said she was moist and easy!
Orville deserves more credit than he received.
Orville desperately needs help.
Orville did it her way.
Orville didn't jump; he screamed inside his helmet.
Orville does his best work with MY help!! Hehe
Orville does the most fabulous tongue tricks I've ever felt!
Orville does the work of 3 men. Moe, Larry & Curly
Orville doesn't have all his cups in the cupboard.
Orville doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Orville doesn't have all of his groceries in the same bag.
Orville doesn't have all the dots on his dice.
Orville doesn't have both oars in the water.
Orville doesn't have enough sandwiches for a picnic.
Orville doesn't know what he's talking about.
Orville doesn't know which side of the toast the butter is on.
Orville echoes between the ears.
Orville failed as a proof-reader for M & M's.
Orville fan club - tar & feathers will be provided.
Orville forgot the gun was loaded.
Orville forgot to pay his brain bill.
Orville forgot to take his medication, again.
Orville gave me a truck load of vibrators:  Toys for twats.
Orville gets his news from Mad Magazine.
Orville got a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.
Orville got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Orville had a little RAM... about 16K or so.
Orville had a sterility test done and only x-chromosomes showed up.
Orville had a tyro's grasp of the Hero's Tongue.
Orville has Mental agility of a soap dish.
Orville has Van Gogh's ear for music.
Orville has a Wessonality disorder.
Orville has a full throttle, dry tank.
Orville has a good frame of mind but no picture.
Orville has a mind like a steel sieve.
Orville has a mind like a steel trap - rusted shut!
Orville has a one-bit brain with a parity error.
Orville has a ready wit. Let me know where it's ready.
Orville has a room-temperature IQ.
Orville has a slow clock.
Orville has a very good point.
Orville has been absent because he has two teeth taken off his face.
Orville has been caught cheating on taglines again.
Orville has been diagnosed with Blue Wave Fever. It's catching too.
Orville has been diagnosed with Tagline Fever. It's catching too!
Orville has been found in more hotel rooms than the Bible.
Orville has been nominated as Dax's host in '94!
Orville has both oars in the water on the same side of the boat!
Orville has bubbles in his think tank.
Orville has his solar panels aimed at the moon.
Orville has it floored in neutral.
Orville has me tongue-tied! Mfff! Mfff-t!
Orville has no Elvis in him.
Orville has several screws loose.
Orville has too many lice to feel an itch.
Orville has trouble dealing with reality.
Orville has two neurons separated by a spirochete.
Orville have you ever been a member of the Illuminati?
Orville headbutts steel posts for fun.
Orville is a Marxist with Groucho tendencies.
Orville is a beta short of a full release!
Orville is a closet Dittohead!
Orville is a page short of a book.
Orville is a self-made man, and worships his creator.
Orville is a sheep in sheep's clothing.
Orville is a tender subject. Would you like another piece?
Orville is about as much a journalist as Leeza Gibbons is.
Orville is actually a HUGE Rush Limbaugh fan.
Orville is an obnoxious twit. I know, he's at all the meetings.
Orville is buried 9 edge, face down.
Orville is busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouse holes.
Orville is everywhere
Orville is everywhere, man, Orville is everywhere.
Orville is everywhere.
Orville is irrelevant. Orville is irrelevant. You will be regurgitated.
Orville is just another misguided manure salesman.
Orville is locked inside a chocolate factory...DON'T send help!
Orville is my name! But you already knew that, right?
Orville is not GEEK - just SOCIALLY CHALLENGED.
Orville is not a Borg identification, you are now 3 of 32 billion.
Orville is our salvation!
Orville is so narrow minded he can look through a keyhole.
Orville is temperamental:  50% temper, 50% mental.
Orville is this years poster child for the tagline echo!
Orville is to moderators what mosquitoes are to campers
Orville just enjoys the abuse.
Orville knows Taglines!
Orville knows Zortech C++.
Orville lines up his shot... Hey! What's with the pink bunny!
Orville lives for hardware.
Orville make a donation to the Get a Life Foundation.
Orville makes Pee-Wee Herman appear funny.
Orville makes wood seem intelligent.
Orville meets Godzilla! And there was much rejoicing.
Orville must be home. The modem is still warm.
Orville must have hidden the plans in the escape pod.
Orville needs another brain to make it to half-wit.
Orville no longer needs the wierding module!
Orville oh Orville, wherefore art thou Orville?
Orville on the next Geraldo.
Orville only uses his brain to keep his head from caving in.
Orville pondered the theory of relativity as he ate a Big Mac.
Orville reminds me of London - Always in a fog.
Orville rented a pickup truck. It didn't work. He didn't get any girls.
Orville runs squares around the competition.
Orville said  Make like a shepard and get the flock out of here.
Orville said "I had a vasectomy, so you'll still be a virgin"
Orville said "If I can't misquote it, I don't want it."
Orville said "On your knees slut, and open your mouth wide!" YES!
Orville said Make like a hockey player and puck off.
Orville said he can't see the light!!! well put on some glasses!!
Orville said to @FT@ LICK.COM invoked, please spread your legs.
Orville said to me.. "On your knees slut, and open your mouth wide!"
Orville said, Put in a tagline. So I did.
Orville said.. My girlfriend can't wrestle, but you should see her box!
Orville said.."Well I think I'll make like a baby and head out. "
Orville sat under the ozone hole too long.
Orville saw Elvis.  He sat between him and Bigfoot on the UFO.
Orville says a thousand pleasant things, but never Adieu.
Orville says:  Muff diving warms your ears.
Orville seized the moment but found he had no place to put it.
Orville sets off every stud sensor in the hardware store.
Orville smiled, and showed *all* his teeth.
Orville snarls. Orville was done with waiting.
Orville sticks his tongue in rotating fan blades for fun.
Orville still believes in the tooth fairy, too.
Orville studies hard for blood tests.
Orville suddenly realizes the world has no Hue, Value, or Chroma!
Orville suffers from terminal brain-lock.
Orville suffers from too many radiation treatments.
Orville survived the First Amazon Calvary PMS Battalion!
Orville the 8th I am, I am! Orville the 8th I am! I got married to
Orville the Wise says.. Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
Orville the battle bridge is being used go somewhere else.
Orville thinks 'Ren and Stimpy' is highbrow entertainment!
Orville thinks at 5 baud.
Orville thought drugs were fun 'til he started studying pharmacy.
Orville throwing clone off tower: On trial for obscene clone falls.
Orville typed a bad command, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyaaaaahhhh
Orville used to kiss me on the lips, but now it's all over.
Orville wanted to see the world, so I bought him an atlas.
Orville was a man that never said a foolish thing in his life.
Orville was absent from school yesterday because she has a going over.
Orville was absent this morning because he missed his bust.
Orville was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout.
Orville was born twins and they killed the wrong one!
Orville was caused by a failed condom.
Orville was fired from McDonald's for short attention-span.
Orville was so good the ladies gave him a standing ovulation!
Orville wasn't abused as a child, but should have been.
Orville wears a pony tail to cover up the valve stem.
Orville will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.
Orville wishing the very best to you as he signs off!
Orville you have been accused of Mass Mental Cruelty. How do you plead.
Orville you have the attention span of a ferret on a double mocha.
Orville you're a living example of Artificial Intelligence.
Orville! It's Loot, Pillage and THEN burn ... Stupid berserkers
Orville! You're a genius!
Orville! You're killing me!
Orville's 13 donuts short of a baker's dozen.
Orville's 1996 U.S. Olympic Drowning Team member.
Orville's A few bits short of a byte.
Orville's A few bits shy of a word.
Orville's A few bombs short of a full load.
Orville's A few bricks shy of a load.
Orville's A few clowns short of a circus.
Orville's A few drops short of a piss.
Orville's A few holes short of a whiffle ball.
Orville's A few pages stuck together.
Orville's A few peas short of a casserole.
Orville's A few pickles short of a jar.
Orville's A few planes short of an Air Force.
Orville's A few sandwiches short of a picnic
Orville's A few slices short of a loaf
Orville's A few tacos short of a combo plate
Orville's A few tiles short of a successful re-entry.
Orville's A few tokens short of a toaster.
Orville's A few yards short of the hole.
Orville's A victim of retroactive birth control.
Orville's About as bright as a black hole.
Orville's About as bright as a small appliance bulb.
Orville's About as sharp as a bowling ball.
Orville's About as sharp as a pin head.
Orville's About as sharp as jello.
Orville's About four cents short of a nickel.
Orville's All booster - no payload.
Orville's All crown - no filling.
Orville's All the lights don't shine in his marquee.
Orville's All the sex appeal of a wet paper bag.
Orville's Always in the right place, but at the wrong time.
Orville's Always sharpening his sleeping skills.
Orville's An example of why some animals eat their young.
Orville's As bright as a burnt out light bulb.
Orville's As flakey as a snowstorm.
Orville's As screwed up as a football bat.
Orville's As sharp as a marble.
Orville's Author of Lead, follow, or get outta the way.
Orville's Author of Zilch.
Orville's Barney's biggest fan.
Orville's Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel.
Orville's Born a day late, and like that ever since.
Orville's Born ugly and losing ground ever since.
Orville's Charles Manson's drinking buddy.
Orville's Constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth.
Orville's Contributes to the population problem.
Orville's Diagnosable.
Orville's Drivelmaster.
Orville's Gourmet Taglines: Best and Freshest Every Day!
Orville's IQ is the inverse of the number of flames he posts.
Orville's Paranoia Poster child for 1994.
Orville's Poster child for Densa.
Orville's Poster child for birth control.
Orville's Reality-o-meter: E[\........]F. Hmmph! Thought so.
Orville's SO stupid, he got stabbed in a shootout.
Orville's STARK RAVING SOBER!
Orville's Sailboat fuel for brains.
Orville's Seven seconds behind, and built to stay that way.
Orville's Slinky's kinked.
Orville's Squirrel food.
Orville's Summer Camp - not just for the criminally insane!!!
Orville's Tagcrafters: Taglines repaired in about an hour.
Orville's Taste tester for Alpo.
Orville's The LEAST dangerous man in America!
Orville's The person who brought you the beer milkshake.
Orville's With one more neuron he'd have a synapse.
Orville's World! Party Time! Excellent!
Orville's Yin and Yang are no longer on speaking terms.
Orville's a blond short of a blond.
Orville's a brick short of a load.
Orville's a bubble shy of plumb.
Orville's a can short of a six pack.
Orville's a card shy of a deck.
Orville's a closet homosapien!
Orville's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic basket.
Orville's a couple of tacos short of a combo plate.
Orville's a couple of volts below threshold.
Orville's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic.
Orville's a cup and saucer short of a place setting.
Orville's a doughnut short of a dozen.
Orville's a few Beta's short of a full release!
Orville's a few beans short of a burrito.
Orville's a few beers short of a six-pack.
Orville's a few bombs short of a cluster.
Orville's a few bricks short of a load.
Orville's a few bytes short of a checksum.
Orville's a few cards short of a full deck.
Orville's a few flap jacks short a breakfast.
Orville's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Orville's a few roses short of a bouquet
Orville's a few screws loose.
Orville's a fool's fool.
Orville's a hole in his bag of marbles.
Orville's a jack-of-all-trades and unemployed in all of them.
Orville's a legend in his own mind.
Orville's a little light in the loafers!
Orville's a living example of artificial intelligence.
Orville's a member of The Flat-Earth Society.
Orville's a nugget short of a cob.
Orville's a place setting short of a spoon.
Orville's a real big gun - of small caliber and immense bore.
Orville's a real rocket scientist!
Orville's a sandwich short of a picnic.
Orville's a sausage short of a barbecue.
Orville's a self-made man, and worships his creator.
Orville's a sheep in sheep's clothing.
Orville's a walk-out.
Orville's a walking wind tunnel.
Orville's a wheel short of a unicycle.
Orville's about 51 cards short of a full deck.
Orville's about a quart low!
Orville's about as smart as live bait.
Orville's all sail and no boat.
Orville's all wired, but no one has turned on the circuit breakers.
Orville's an Enchilada short of a combination plate.
Orville's an odd name.  Mind if we call you Bruce?
Orville's as dumb as a sack of hammers.
Orville's as thick as two short planks.
Orville's as up-to-date as a 1940 calendar.
Orville's attic's very dusty.
Orville's been infected with E.I.B.!
Orville's been napping in front of the ion shield again.
Orville's been playing with his wand too much.
Orville's been playing with the plutonium again.
Orville's been short on oxygen one time too many.
Orville's been using his head as a mass driver.
Orville's believing any politician won't raise your taxes.
Orville's blew his O-rings.
Orville's blew the hatch before the lock sealed.
Orville's born brain dead and still is that way.
Orville's brain has freezer burns.
Orville's bright as a broken bulb.
Orville's bright as a tulip bulb.
Orville's buffer is full.
Orville's caboose seems to be pulling the engine.
Orville's cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Orville's clock doesn't have all its numbers.
Orville's comes from a long line of first cousins.
Orville's condom poster child for 1994.
Orville's credibility deficient.
Orville's daughter of Suzy Creamcheese and it shows.
Orville's demented and deluded mind.
Orville's doesn't have both oars in the water.
Orville's doin' 30 on the freeway.
Orville's egotism is a plain case of mistaken nonentity.
Orville's electroencephalographically challenged.
Orville's employed as a crash dummy?!?
Orville's engaging in another of his Real-Life Simulations. HELP US!
Orville's engaging in another of those Real-Life Simulations
Orville's family tree doesn't fork.
Orville's favorite exercise is compressing springs - BED springs.
Orville's gay?  That's enough to make homosexuals homophobic.
Orville's got a magnet! Everybody BACKUP!
Orville's got the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.
Orville's grease spot on the driveway of life.
Orville's gyros are loose.
Orville's head whistles in a crosswind.
Orville's in the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy store.
Orville's inbred and proud of it!
Orville's informationally deprived.
Orville's just another inmate in this insane world.
Orville's just not a farmer. He has too much of his father in him.
Orville's just tagging along for the pun of it.
Orville's knitting with only one needle.
Orville's last words: "Ooops! E DOES EQUAL Mc! AGGGHHHH!"
Orville's little red choo choo done jumped the track.
Orville's living proof that nature does not abhor a vacuum.
Orville's lug nuts rattling in the hubcaps.
Orville's memory is truly random-access.
Orville's mentally challenged.
Orville's mind is like a steel sieve.
Orville's mind is like a steel trap - full of mice.
Orville's mind is like a steel trap - rusted shut!
Orville's missing all the face cards.
Orville's mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral.
Orville's new strategy; running away.
Orville's not playing with a full deck.
Orville's on her last lap around the gene pool.
Orville's on the batting end of a no-hitter.
Orville's one bean short of a burrito.
Orville's one burrito short of a combo meal.
Orville's one card short of a full deck.
Orville's one fry short of a happy meal.
Orville's one id short of a personality.
Orville's one marble shy of a full deck.
Orville's one of our prize students - we're giving him away next week.
Orville's one sandwich short of a picnic.
Orville's one taco short of a combination platter.
Orville's opinion will be taken under advisement.
Orville's parents threw out the baby and kept the bathwater.
Orville's playing Russian roulette with a full gun.
Orville's playing baseball with a rubber bat.
Orville's playing hockey with a warped puck.
Orville's playing with an unstrung raquet.
Orville's plays solitaire......for cash.
Orville's post: [ ]Humorous [ ]Insightful [X]Just plain stupid.
Orville's pressure's up, but there's a slow leak somewhere.
Orville's redneck extrordinaire!
Orville's renewable energy source for hot air balloons.
Orville's result of a first cousin marriage.
Orville's risen from obscurity & headed for oblivion.
Orville's secret is that she likes to dress like a slut.
Orville's sharp as a tacky marshmallow.
Orville's skating on the wrong side of the ice.
Orville's slower than my grandma. She's been dead for 20 years.
Orville's so stupid he could screw up a one-car funeral.
Orville's son of Suzy Creamcheese and it shows.
Orville's started at his wit's end.
Orville's still trying to figure out who they are.
Orville's swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool.
Orville's tequila tried to go down the wrong way.
Orville's the Lawn Ranger.
Orville's the brains sweetheart!
Orville's the largest source if natural gas.
Orville's the newest outfielder for the Nippon Ham Fighters.
Orville's the third Warner Brother on Animaniacs.
Orville's thinks a Perot is better than a Bush.
Orville's two bushels shy of a good crop.
Orville's two tacos short of a combination plate.
Orville's two ticks past the noon whistle.
Orville's typing is improving. He can now make 20 mistakes a minute.
Orville's was diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Orville's zero k memory.
Orville, Define the universe and give three examples.
Orville, Have a Happy and Safe Holiday.
Orville, I could just stare at your legs all day.
Orville, I just leaped into a tagline. What does Ziggy have to say?
Orville, I just love your wicked mind
Orville, I said I was Sorry!.. Don't Delete^*%*&****NO CARRIER
Orville, I said TUCK the kids in bed!
Orville, I shall taunt you a second time.
Orville, I think it's a floating city.
Orville, I'm worried about the Beaver.
Orville, I'm your No. 1 fan. You're lucky I found you.
Orville, I've got a feeling we're not in Waco anymore.
Orville, Ph.D. of Scatology.
Orville, The Mad Quoter!
Orville, This is your life: A comedy in half hour segments.
Orville, You are fast becoming my favorite sick person.
Orville, Ziggy says there's a 94.1% chance your tagline is adopted!
Orville, a little light in the loafers.
Orville, a man that'd trade boredom for misery.
Orville, and _how_ may I please you?
Orville, approach, bow and scrape, state your business.
Orville, are your toes numbered?
Orville, be proud of your North Tibetan heritage!
Orville, beam me up! But I don't have the power.
Orville, bring me the ruby slippers.
Orville, comb your hair...you look dreadful!
Orville, could you pick your butt with your nose? huh huh huh
Orville, crusing for chicks on the information superhighway
Orville, direct from the Ministry of Silly Walks
Orville, don't be elliptical unless you're an orbit.
Orville, don't crush that dwarf! Hand me the pliers!
Orville, don't spit on the floor, use the cuspidor.
Orville, feast your eyes.
Orville, go see who's at the door.
Orville, have you been eating dung again?
Orville, have you been listening to Big Brother, again?
Orville, have you been smoking that stuff again?
Orville, if I were there now what would you do with me??
Orville, if someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES!'
Orville, is the coast clear? My boyfriend is getting suspicious.
Orville, it worked! I knew you could do it!
Orville, it's time you confessed your sins to Friar Gordo.
Orville, jog his memory.
Orville, meet me at the Stardock Tavern, 19:30!
Orville, my boy... why did you have to fry poor Greedo like that?
Orville, my towel and your heinder have an appointment!
Orville, no sleeping on the Promenade. Go home. --Odo.
Orville, peel me another grape
Orville, please pick up the black courtesy phone.
Orville, please pick up the white courtesy telephone.
Orville, please.  Not in front of the Klingons.
Orville, rebel without a clue.
Orville, set the Way-Back Machine for 1492. --Peabody.
Orville, some people will turn you away. --M. Jackson.
Orville, sorry about your rectocranial inversion.
Orville, still doing things with meat butchers only dream of?
Orville, stop that!!  My boyfriend's getting suspicious!
Orville, target your blaster at the nearest moderator AND SHOOT!
Orville, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans.
Orville, the replicator is on the blink again - can you fix it?
Orville, this message self destructs in 7 seconds...3, 2, 1, *BLAM!*
Orville, we're going to *CLAP* pump you up!
Orville, were gonna have company!
Orville, when someone asks if you're good, say YES!
Orville, when someone asks you if your're good...SAY YES!
Orville, why does Heidi Fleiss have you 9 times in her book?
Orville, will you build me my own jack-booted dominatrix?
Orville, would you like a hot tongue injection?
Orville, you ...huh... take a laptop to the _bathroom_ with you?
Orville, you are part of the Rebel Alliance, and a traitor!
Orville, you certainly know how to make a Point!
Orville, you delight and amaze me!
Orville, you fail to grasp Ti Kwon Leep. (BOOT TO THE HEAD).
Orville, you have been selected to clean the latrine.
Orville, you magnificent b*stard...I READ YOUR MENU!
Orville, you must get a grip on yourself. WHERE, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!
Orville, you owe me a box of Kleenex!
Orville, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?
Orville, you will not be the first, but you can be NEXT!
Orville, you're playing the wrong message!
Orville, you're so cute when youre cynical
Orville, your brain is caught in your zipper.
Orville.  We live in a bloody swamp!  We need all the land we can get!
Orville. I'm captain of the Millennium Falcon.
Orville... Boy, your parents musta *HATED* you!
Orville... Jedi Knight!
Orville.... Instant Karma Sutra
Orville:  "All *other* opinions are irrelevant!"
Orville:  A personality cult by any other name
Orville:  All the wit of a marginally bright bully.
Orville:  Can dish it out, but he can't take it!
Orville:  Forging new limits of human stupidity daily.
Orville:  Living proof of what happens when cousins marry.
Orville:  Proof that acid flashbacks can be marketable.
Orville:  Proof that evolution works in reverse.
Orville:  Stop him now before he breeds!
Orville:  The only person EVER to make Vice-Admiral Necheyev cry.
Orville:  The world's most gifted idiot.
Orville: More fun than a ferret in your pants!
Orville: Twit of the Year 1994. Congratulations!
Orville? Orville Bullitt where are you?!
Orville? Orville!? Boy- your parents musta *HATED* you!
Orville? What makes you think so?
Orville? What's the difference between soup and gravy?
Orville? Yes Hal? Orville? Orville?! Orville's not here.
Orvilles Gourmet Taglines: Best and Freshest Every Day!
Orvilles dice are missing some of the spots.
Orvilles draw-bridge is always up.
Orvilles elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
Orvilles post: [ ]Humorous [ ]Insightful [X]Just plain stupid.
Orvillezilla, scourge of the nets, is on the loose again!
Orwell is starting to look like a flaming optimist
Orwell picked the wrong year
Orwell to Publisher "Ninety -four! Ninety -four you Idiot!"
Orwell was an optimist!
Orwell was off by 10 years and got the gender wrong. Long Live Big SISTER!
Orwell was only off by about ten years.
Orwellian Dict.- Clinton: The Administration of Newspeak.
Os/2 -- The better half
Os/2 is half an operating system.
Osama bin laydin,  who made him GOD
Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.
Osborne Computer for sale...See Antiques Conference  ;*)
Osborne's Law: Variables won't: constants aren't.
Oscar Mayer wiener...be in love with me Clinton humming wistfully
Oscar Mayers do it frankly.
Oscar Sierra!
Oscar Wilde only wishes he was this gay!
Oscar Wilde wouldn't have made it as pitcher for the Blue Jays.
Oscar in Horror Movie of 1996 : V I N D O V S M.O.95 (SO)
Oscar is back...and he's Wilde as ever!
Oscar the Grouch on smut: I love it because it's trash!
Osculate my anus!
Osculating Fan
Osculating Fan.....
Osecam da dolazi moje vreme - pokvario mi se sat!
Oshiffer dat ashterid jumped out of nowhere !
Oslobodimo robinju Isauru!
Ossie not found!(P)luck duck(T)ake saucepans(W)atch ManAboutTheHouse
Ostacu slobodan, necu se vezati, vazno je samo, dobro se zezati.
Ostao sam bez teksta
Osteopornosis: a degenerate disease
Ostrich Complex: People who try to hide from their problems.
Ostrich:  He runs so fast he leaves his behind behind
Ostrich: He often runs so fast he leaves himself behind.
Ostrich: He runs so fast he leaves his behind behind.
Oswald didn't shoot JFK
Oswald was innocent. The CIA wasn't
Otaku of Borg - Carl Macek is irrelevant!
Otezem kad pricam jezikom koji ne poznajem.
Other Taglines
Other Taglines will follow...Keep only the ones you want...
Other kings said I was *daft* to build a castle in a swamp!
Other opinions will be welcomed and ignored.
Other people don't give you orgasms; you have them, and they help you cash them in
Other people eat to live, New Orleanians live to eat.
Other recipes will follow.  Keep only the ones you want.
Other sports exist only to keep you busy until baseball season comes
Other stations pick the hits - we pick our nose!
Other support strong courage.  Dax
Other taglines will follow, one every month. Keep only ones you want.
Other taglines will follow.  Keep only the ones you want.
Other than being strangled, the body was not otherwise harmed.
Other than hockey, Canada mainly influences U.N. peace missions.
Other than it doesn't work, it works fantastic for me.
Other than my blood, what can I do for you? - Max Schreck
Other than penicillin do you take if you have everything?
Other than that Mrs.Kennedy, how did you like the parade?
Other than that, Jackie, how was the parade? (Dan Quayle, 1963)
Other than that, Jackie, how was the parade? - Bill Clinton
Other than that, Jackie, how was the parade? - Dan Quayle
Other than that, Mrs. Kennedy, did you enjoy Dallas?
Other than that, Mrs. Kennedy, how was the motorcade?
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play ?
Other than that, Ms. Kennedy, how did you like the motorcade?
Other than that, Saddam, how was Kuwait?
Other than that, Saddam, how were the fireworks?
Other than that, how WAS your day Mrs. Lincoln?
Other than that, how was the parade Mrs. Kennedy?
Other than that, how'd you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
Other than that.  I am just as confused as you are
Other than the police, no one is really interested in @TOFIRST@
Other things change, but we start and end with family.
Other things just make you swear and curse
Other things just make you swear and curse... - Monty Python
Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.
Other times, other customs.
Others can stop you temporarily, only you can do it permanently
Others create their own light
Others look to you for stability, so hide when you bite y
Others may disagree with some or all of this.
Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails.
Others work from sun to sun! But a genealogists work is never done!!
Otherwise, I'll have to sentence you to the comfy chair!
Otherwise, we seem to be in one piece. Kim
Otherwise, we're all on CNN! - Kalas
Otium sine litteris mors est--Leisure without literature is death.
Otkad pijem pivo mene glava ne boli
Otkrivaju mlade talente Zadizu im suknje
Otophobia: Fear of opening one's eyes
Otrivin.... Otrivin.... Patuach Esser Sha'Otrivin
Ottawa scares the hell out of us in the West.
Otto Von Cheese-Biscuit -Tom suggesting alias for Daddy-O
Otto saw pup; pup was Otto.
Ottowam: capital of Kennedium
Ottumwa did its bit, Radar.  They sent you. -- Hawkeye
Ouaiiiis! C'est a! Reste underground!
Ouch!  Almost as much as Bill Clinton's haircuts... - Frohicke
Ouch!  I got my floppy stuck in my PK ZIPper!
Ouch!  Stop that!  I didn't say PLUCK me!
Ouch!  That felt good! -- Karen Gordon
Ouch!  That's my real nose - I AM a witch! - Monty Python
Ouch!  Watch where you point that thing! - La Forge
Ouch!  When I get stung, I want revenge, said Tom begrudgingly
Ouch!  Ya got me!  Thanks for calling it interesting!
Ouch! ... Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper ...
Ouch! And I mean it.
Ouch! Damn it, who left that star there?
Ouch! Good thing I'm not a man!
Ouch! Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper! - Robert Saylor
Ouch! I have been bitten by a "feature!"  ///\oo/\\\
Ouch! My ear! Why are you screaming? Turn off capslock, please.
Ouch! My mouse just BIT me
Ouch! Nasty! That could have been ME!
Ouch! Not that one, my love, the other titty!
Ouch! Ugh! Umph! Arrrgh! Oooh! More!
Ouch! When I get stung, I want revenge, said Tom begrudgingly.
Ouch! Windows is giving me panes!
Ouch!! My floppy is caught in my PKZipper!!
Ouch, I fell on my keys! - Wayne's World
Ouch, ouch!  You're making me wag too hard! - Dogbert
Ouch.  I walked into that one!
Ouch. Hmm wonder if there was poison on that?
Ouchie!  Ouchie! -- TV's Frank
Ouchie! Ouchie! - Frank with dinosaur in pants
Oud of der fryin' pan, indo der fire. -The Swedish Chef
Ought to have a warning label on his forehead.
Oui, mon Capitan.  -- Q
Oui, oui, Josephine, I'm as sane as you. - Hawkeye to Klinger
Our #1 problem is that nobody wants to take responsibility for anything, but don't quote me!
Our 'Super Dimension Warp' is the invention of the century! - Taban
Our (furry) children have four legs and bark
Our 274 Tech Support employees can't be wrong!
Our 5 year mission, to like explore and blow stuff up
Our American professors like their literature clear, cold, pure, and very dead. (Sinclair Lewis)
Our Ancestors are riding the Blue Wave !
Our Chief Weapons are Fear, Surprise, and Ruthless Efficiency
Our Earth can support 100 million in lusty luxury forever!!
Our Employee of the Month has just been laid off
Our Fajita, who art in Huevos, Pollo'd be Muy Bueno.
Our Father UART in heaven; I/O'd be thy name.
Our Father who wert in Heaven, hollow rings thy name
Our Father, UART in Heaven. I/O'd be Thy Name
Our Father, UART in heaven
Our Father, UART in heaven, I/O be Thy name
Our Gang child actor grows, joins NBA - Kareem O'Wheat.
Our German scientists beat their German scientists
Our God *specializes* in new beginnings!!
Our God is an AWESOME God!
Our God is an awesome God ; He reigns in heaven above.
Our Lady Of Blessed Acceleration, Don't Fail Me Now!!!!  -  Elwood Blues
Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now! - Elwood Blues
Our Lady of Blessed acceleration don't fail me now
Our Lady of Do-You-Have-A-Bathroom-Around-Here? - Crow
Our Lady of Perpetual Groovin' - Crow
Our Lady of the Screaming Black Hand of Death Gripping the Bloody Dagger
Our Mission:  To boldly stay at home and surf the net!
Our Mission: To Boldly stay home and read mail off line.
Our Moderator is a kind and gracious per..AARRGGHH!!
Our Mr. Data is... second hand merchandise... -- Riker
Our National Health Plan - Don't Get Sick.
Our OS which art in CPU - UNIX be thy name
Our OS which art in CPU - UNIX be thy name, thy Pentium Come
Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name. Thy programs run, thy syscalls done, In kernel as it is in user!
Our Pentium-driven sensors indicate 3.000005243 Romulans decloaking
Our Pentium-driven sensors show 3.00005243 Romulans decloaking
Our Private Honeymoon  - By Tonya Harding
Our Program, who Art in Memory, HELLO be thy name
Our Program, who art in memory, EXE by thy name
Our Runabout's in the shop. This one's a loaner
Our SEX is so GOOD; even the neighbors need a cigarette.
Our Standard: Excellence; Our Goal: Perfection; Reality: Murphy.
Our White House FAG: (Former Arkansas Governor)
Our Yaks Are Really Large - Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen.
Our ability to delude ourselves may be an important survival tool. - Jane Wagner
Our achievements leave class enemies breathless. -- Leonid Brezhnev
Our airport customs officials are the best that money can buy.
Our anger toward men as victimizers blinds us to men as victims.
Our apologies, but reality is not in service at this time
Our architect's plans for plant renovation begin with a precision air strike
Our attention deficit excedes our fiscal deficit!
Our attitudes control our lives. Attitudes are a secret power working 24 hours a day for good or bad. It is of paramount importance that we know how to harness and control this great force. ~Tom Bland
Our baby swallowed a pin, but I didn't worry about it. It was a safety pin
Our baby swallowed a pin, but I didn't worry about it. It was a safety pin
Our baby swallowed a pin, but that's OK. It was a safety pin
Our bed we live, our bed we sleep makin' love and I become you
Our beer doesn't taste like water.
Our best is none too good.
Our big cities are becoming Third World countries.
Our biggest problem is apathy - but who cares?
Our bikinis are exciting.  They are simply the tops.
Our bikinis are exciting...they are simply tops!
Our bioscans check out. There are NO physiological anomolies.  -Geordi
Our birth is but a sleep and a forgetting. (W. Wordsworth)
Our blind date's not off to a good start - Mulder (3x23)
Our bodies are just shells, our souls are us.
Our bodies are our gardens to which our wills are gardeners.
Our bodies aren't coming? -- Carym
Our bodies just keep the real self from getting out.
Our bologna has a last name, it's C-L-I-N-T-O-N
Our bombs Rsmarter than avg HS student,they can find Kuwait--A. Whitney Brown
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student, they can find Kuwait.--A. Whitney Brown
Our bombs smarter than avg HS student,they can find Kuwait--A.Whitney Brown
Our brochure says 'safe beach'. You must have gone into the water
Our buffet's are safe again! - Tom after fat guy dies
Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in high spirits. -- Robert Louis Stevenson
Our business in this world is to fail in good spirits
Our business is based on trust.  And we trust you will pay cash
Our business is keeping your business, yours!
Our business is largely word of foot. - BJ to Lt. Chivers
Our business is largely word of foot. - BJ to Lt. Chivers
Our business is run on trust.  We trust you will pay in a
Our business plan will be like a clay tapestry? - Alice
Our butts are just fine - Calvin
Our capacity to change is our glory as human beings.
Our care should not be to have lived long as to have lived enough. - Seneca
Our casualties are high, very high. Anan 7
Our cat has nine lives; tried for ten.  Amen.
Our cats own the house - we just pay the mortgage!
Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Our chief weapon is fear, fear and surprise, our TWO chief weapons are
Our chief weapon is surprise blah blah blah blah
Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear
Our chief weapons are 'who', 'ps -aux', 'kill -9', and a fanatical devotion to 'fastboot' -- Sun User Group
Our child has four legs and meows.
Our children are no angels - let them stay that way
Our children are no angels - let's keep it that way
Our children have four legs and bark.
Our children learn by our example. Oh my god
Our children learn by our example....Oh Noooooo!
Our children will inherit the history we make...make it good!
Our church is prayer-conditioned
Our civil government is anything but civil.
Our civilization has grown past that point of barbarism where it's possible to  get anything done
Our clothing-optional policy even extends to the kitchen staff.
Our comedies are not to be laughed at
Our comedies are not to be laughed at. --Samuel Goldwyn.
Our company has a giant abacus under glass. It's for emergencies in case the computer breaks
Our compliments to the M5 unit, and our regards to Captain Dunsel
Our computer doesn't know you, and you've come a day too late.
Our concern is rather what he is mutating into. - Spock
Our condolances to anyone who has been killed by an ornithoper.-WotC
Our conservatives support freedom and liberty... for money, not people
Our constitution has not been in effect for 62 years.
Our continents are fragmented. It's time to optimise the Earth
Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them
Our country was founded on the Gospel of Jesus Christ
Our credit manager is Helen Waite.  Anyone desiring credi
Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second. - Edward Abbey
Our currency is flesh and bone -Floyd
Our currency is flesh and bone.  Drow Inc.
Our current Moderators have _asked_ for Moderator Taglines!
Our deeds detemine us, as much as we determine our deeds. - George Eliot
Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
Our design has less than half that variance. - Gilora
Our destiny is elsewhere. -- Picard
Our dice are painstakingly carved - Tom
Our dignity is not in what we do, but what we understand. - George Santayama
Our doubts are traitors
Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt. - William Shakespeare
Our dryer eats one sock from every pair. - Anna Steven
Our ears now deaf to the realms of extreme possibilities. --Mulder
Our economy is based on a permanent set of unemployed people.
Our educational system disqualifies people for honest work
Our employees are our greatest asset.  I say we sell them!
Our engagement is off. - Trapper to Margaret
Our every action has random results
Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and snacks included
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing
Our father who art in Dallas, hallowed be thy DOS.
Our father who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name
Our father who art in Monterey hallowed be thy DOS
Our father who art in Redmond, hallowed be thy DOS
Our father who art in heaven Howard be  thy name
Our father, who art in 7-Eleven, Harold be thy name.
Our father, who art in Heaven, how did you know my name?
Our favorite attitude should be gratitude.
Our favorite games are the ones we least understand
Our fears are always more numerous than our dangers.
Our field is arthritis research, they explained jointly
Our first and last love is - self-love -- Bovee
Our first and last love is -- self-love.
Our first astronauts must be the wisest and the most temperate men, slow to revulsion, quick to sympathy... - Ray Bradbury
Our first break! Lead on, Glamor Guys! - The TIck
Our first stop is in Bogota, to check Columbian fields
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth, a sense of humor,,,
Our five year mission, to explore and blow up stuff.
Our five year mission, to explore and blow up stuff.
Our five year mission, to sorta, like, explore and blow up stuff.
Our foreigners play better baseball than your foreigners!
Our freedoms:  laid to rest without contest by the new incompetence.
Our friend from the CIA is about as unbelieveable as his story. - DS
Our friends must not make us think we're acting.. --Jim Morrison
Our friendship is over! -- Sisko
Our fugative couldn't have found a better place to hide. Odo
Our future is always uncertain and our end is always too near
Our future is always uncertain our end is always there.
Our future still looks brighter than our past. -Rush
Our games of make believe are at an end!  - Phantom
Our gathering together unto him! .... THE ULTIMATE UPLOAD!!! *
Our goal is to not allow anybody to buy a handgun. - M. Beard, CPGV
Our good doctor is putting you on again. - Kirk
Our goverment is operating a secret railroad" - Dana Scully
Our government:  A system of checks and bounces.
Our grammarians didn't die - they fell into a comma
Our grandfather Our brother our friend
Our grandmother, our sister, our friend
Our great computers fill the hallowed halls.: Rush
Our greatest blessings come to us by way of madness. (Socrates)
Our greatest foes, and whom we must chiefly combat, are within
Our greatest foes, and whom we must chiefly combat, are within. -- Miguel de Cervantes
Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Goldsmith
Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney
Our greatest need was forgivness, so God sent us a Savior.
Our hero scrambles into his waiting spacecraft - Spaceman Spiff
Our history as it's portrayed is just a recipe for hate
Our hope for peace is over, we are now at war with the Centari - G'Kar
Our hours in love have wings; in absence, crutches. -Colley Cibber
Our house plants have a good sense of humus.
Our house plants have a good sense of humus.
Our humanity is only what will get us out again. - Sheridan
Our humanity were a poor thing were it not for the divinity which stirs within us. - Francis Bacon
Our interest is strictly academic.  ;-&gt; - Don Horton
Our invention exchange today is...you!
Our inventions mirror our secret wishes. - Lawrence Durrell, (1912-1990)
Our investigation is ongoing. - Mulder
Our job here is done. Hi Yo Volehunters, away! - Dex
Our job is to sprinkle talc on that guy's butt - Mike
Our jobs are safe. No machine would work under THESE conditions.
Our journey toward the stars has progressed swiftly
Our kind don't have a history of hospitality toward each other
Our kind don't worry to much about our `constitutions'. - Mako
Our knowledge is the amassed thought and experience of innumerable minds. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Our land is where our dead are buried - Crazy Horse
Our last grammarian?  Uh... nothing happened to her
Our last master was Captain #TN#.
Our last master was Captain @LN@
Our last master was Captain Bullitt.
Our last master was Captain Orville.
Our last, best hope....Babylon 5
Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. - Another tennant complaint
Our laws and customs are not binding on dee. T'Pau to Kirk
Our leaders are chosen not to govern, but to serve
Our legions killing all in sight to get the one called Lord!
Our library is far too complicated for a man to handle
Our life is a trip between two eternities.
Our life is frittered away by detail,..simplify, s - Thoreau
Our life is frittered away by detail. Simplify, simplify. - Henry David Thoreau
Our life is frittered away by detail... Simplify, simplify - Thoreau
Our life is what our thoughts make it. * Antoninus
Our life is what our thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius Antonius
Our little group has always been/And always will, until the end.
Our little major is going to have a minor?  That's wonderful! - Hawk
Our lives are better left to chance
Our lives dictated by tradition, superstition, false religion. - Queen
Our local clergyman has a toothache, said Tom vicariously.
Our local shop has a Michael Jackson sale: Boy's Underpants 1/2 off!
Our logic is to be illogical. - Kirk
Our love is like a red red rose, and I am a little thorny! - S. Ipkiss
Our loved ones die under the hammer of the Soviet sun
Our main weapon is surprise and
Our major obligation is not to mistake slogans for solutions. - Edward R. Murrow
Our marriage must be disolved, she said acidly
Our marriage was built on mutual trust and a lot of acting ability
Our memories, so precious, keep their light alive in our hearts
Our memory and our identity are ever at odds. - Ralph Ellison
Our men in uniform are our country's SOLDIERS - not our SLAVES.
Our mere anticipations of life outrun its realities
Our minds are merging, Doctor. Our minds are one. Spock-2
Our mirror can tell us what none of our friends will
Our mission is to go forward. And it's just begun. JLP
Our mission is to represent Christ to our culture
Our mission to boldly stay home and BBS!
Our mission, to boldly go where no split-infinitive has gone before
Our mission:  To boldly stay home and read mail.
Our mission: to boldly stay home and BBS!
Our missions are peaceful -- not for conquest.
Our mistakes come back to haunt us. Especially with video. -P. O'Toole
Our money is just as worthless as your beer!
Our most dangerous enemy is ourselves. -- Fangs of Garm
Our most sacred tears never seek our eyes.
Our mother figure has a wild side after all! - Anna Steven
Our motto: "Aim to please. Shoot to kill."
Our mutual enemy now is Bodolza!  Beat him and restore culture!
Our nation says *no* to Renaissance Festivals! -- Crow T. Robot
Our nation says NO to Renaissance Festivals - Crow
Our national flower is the concrete clover leaf.
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford
Our national health care plan: Dont get sick
Our nature consists in motion, complete inaction is death. B. Pascal
Our necessities are few but our wants are endless
Our need for efficiency.....critical. - Kirk
Our needs are few but our wants are endless
Our new Special Friend... @TO@! - Yakko
Our new Special Friend... Edward Lee! - Yakko
Our new friend!  Yakko Warner
Our new keyboard even has an ANY key!
Our newest Federation Runabout type?  We call it the Volkswagen Class
Our next cartoon features Slappy the Squirrel!
Our next cartoon features Slappy the Squirrel! - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Our next weather report, will be in four days. -- Harris
Our numbers were small, but our stupidity was great!
Our only greatness is that we aspire. - Ingelow
Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!
Our own grief produces pity for another
Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Our own ignorance could kill us. -- Riker
Our own slave ship?  You shouldn't have! -- Tom Servo
Our own ways are the only ways that should matter to us.
Our parents ruin our early lives, our children later.
Our parents were never our age.
Our passion play has now at last begun.  - Phantom
Our patience will achieve more than force
Our patterns were lost in a Transporter malfunction. - Ro Laren
Our people are warriors, often savage. Romulan Commander
Our people don't believe in slavery.
Our phasers detonated it less than 100 metres away. - Spock
Our phone bill can't be that big!  I have a 14.4 modem!.
Our pilots are all terminally ill and have nothing to lose
Our pitching could be better than I think it will be. -Sparky Anderson
Our pleasures are imagined, but our griefs are all real
Our pledge to you:  Absolutely no Barney songs in this message
Our policy is ALWAYS to blame the computer.
Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing
Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing.   -- Roy L. Ash, ex-president, Litton Industries
Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing.  -- Roy Ash
Our polls are rising! huh uh huh huh -Butt-Head
Our pond has ducks.  Really anti-social ducks.
Our president favors infanticide. Weep for the unborn.
Our president has the same name as a sociopathic cat?!?
Our probe. It was just scanned. Kim
Our problem was religion. She thought she was God, and I disagreed.
Our problems are mostly behind us.  What we have to do now is fight the solutions
Our problems are mostly behind us. Now we have to fight the solutions
Our problems are so serious that the best way to talk about them is lightheartedly
Our program, who art in memory, EXE be thy name
Our psychics are verified by the psi corps.
Our public schools are a socialist disease.
Our purpose is to improvise, the effort counts! - Riker
Our ratings are in the toilet! - EWJ
Our reality is God's nightmare
Our records show that over 90% of your victories are due to Peter!
Our religion is made so as to wipe out vices. -- Montaigne
Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie which we ascribe to heaven.
Our reruns are better than theirs. - Nick at Nite
Our research is over.  It's pavement. -- Joel Robinson
Our respect for peppers borders on worship.
Our revels now are ended.  The Tempest 3.1.148
Our rotten system is as good as anyone else's rotten system.
Our rules are for guidance, not giggin'!
Our safety which art in hollow-point, Hydra-Shok be thy name.
Our sense of humor is somewhat similar - sick and twisted.
Our sensors show that you're out of oxygen. - Yakko
Our sensory pathways have become accustomed to your input - Riker
Our ships probably give them a good idea of our technology. - Sheridan
Our shopping is better at TVSN
Our similarities are different. -- Dale Berra  (Yogi's son)
Our similarities are different. -- Dale Berra  (Yogi's son)
Our society will not sustain law and order in a religious vaccuum
Our software who art on harddrives, hollowed be thy name
Our special guest speaker today... is a SONY subwoofer, 400 watts, 8 ohms
Our speed is now maximum, Captain. - Sulu
Our staff has had lots of experience consoling next-of-kin
Our state has the best politicians money can buy.
Our steak comes served with three vegetables: two peas and a carrot
Our steak comes served with three vegetables: two peas and a carrot
Our students  Their future  Your support
Our styrofoam is packed in 100% ground-up environmentalists
Our styrofoam is packed in 100% ground-up environmentalists
Our survey of this protostar is complete. Data
Our swords shall play the orators for us. -- Christopher Marlowe
Our teaching staff's been getting laughs since 1933. -- Tiny Toons
Our team may be minor league, but at least it's Triple-A!
Our technology has surpassed our humanity - Albert Einstein
Our thoughts strayed constantly and without boundary -Pink Floyd
Our three major weapons are "who", "ps -aux", and "kill -9"
Our time, not theirs; we're all aware. Return to Heaven. - bad brains
Our times: Man cripples self to get handicap parking
Our top story tonight: Chevy Chase's career is STILL DEAD!
Our town is so small the fire department is a Great Dane!
Our true nationality is mankind
Our two sides must unite, or be destroyed. - Delenn
Our value to God is not diminished by our failures.
Our very own garage. - Dot
Our viewers need proof!
Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating it
Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating it. -- Alex Schure
Our warlike period ended dozens of civiilizations ago. Isak
Our warranty doesn't cover fire, theft, or acts of a dog
Our way is peace.
Our way is peace. - Septimus, the Son Worshiper, "Bread and Circuses",
Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon.... -Pink Floyd
Our whole attitude and outlook upon life will change.
Our wildest dreams sometimes result in our greatest endeavors.
Our world is not an ant farm! - Duncan MacLeod
Our world was turned asunder into hollow hemispheres-RUSH
Our world:  A 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of dirt
Our worth is determined by the good deeds we do, rather than by the fine emotions we feel. - Elias Magoon
Ours is a mixed marriage; I'm Pagan, he's Klingon
Ours is a world governed by the aggressive use of force. - Rush Limbaugh
Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants
Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. -- General Omar N. Bradley
Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it
Ours is not a show to be seen. - Michelle de Bourgone
Ours is not to reason why.  Ours is to but live and die
Ours is not to wonder why; Ours is but to do and die.
Ours is the only GENUINE artificial Au Jus powder.
Ours will be the most ethical administration in history. -Bill Clinton
Out For Blood -- Lita Ford
Out Of Body - Be back in 5 minutes.
Out Of Body.  Back in 5 Minutes.
Out Of Derogatory Win95 tags. Looking For Derogatory OS/2 tags
Out Of Derogatory Windows Taglines... Looking For Derogatory DOS tags.
Out To Lunch..if not back by 5pm, Out To Dinner too....
Out West: where men are men, and the livestock is nervous
Out damn spot! You too, fido!
Out for a byte, back in a bit
Out for a spin, Lovebirds - Freddy Krueger
Out here in the fields...I fight for my meals...!
Out here we ARE StarFleet!
Out here, due process is a bullet
Out here, due process is a bullet, Pilgrim. - John Wayne
Out here, mistakes are what make you dead. - Pal Kenzy
Out here, we is stone...immaculate. -Jim Morrison
Out here, we're the only policeman around. - Kirk
Out in the garden, there's half of a heaven.
Out numbered 20,000 to 2...                   And we killed them both!
Out numbered 20,000 to 2...... and we killed them both.    Aragorn
Out of 100 men, asked about masturbation, 95% do it, 5% were liars.
Out of 100,000 sperm, YOU were the quickest?!
Out of 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest...?!
Out of 169 people, I rank 169.                 - Lister
Out of 169 people, I rank 169.  -D. Lister
Out of 500,000,000 sperm, you were the fastest?
Out of Al Gore... Moe, Joe & Curly.  E Pluribus ALGORE!
Out of Ben Gay? Eat some szechwan peppers
Out of Bounds - An exhausted kangaroo
Out of Cof: VORSPIEL.EXE halted
Out of Coffee Error: Sysop Halted
Out of Coffee, Operator Stopped
Out of Date Deterrent: "My Bomb is bigger than your Bomb."
Out of Memory Error, I think! Er.. where was I...??
Out of Memory!?  But I fed you 6 Megs this morning!
Out of Memory, Cannot Execute Altzheimer.exe
Out of Mind. Back in 5 Minutes.
Out of Money Error: (A)bort, (R)etry, (C)heck under seat cushions.
Out of Order (anarchy?)
Out of Paper...Exit Toilet (Y/N)?
Out of Taglines, here's a rain check.
Out of The Frying Pan, Into the Dog House
Out of The Frying Pan, Into the Dog House
Out of Work? Apply for Japanese Unemployment!
Out of Work? Apply for Japanese Unemployment!
Out of a job?  Never, people are DYING for tombstone designers.
Out of body  back in five minutes
Out of body, dropped to AstralDOS
Out of body.  Back at end of meeting
Out of body...  Be back in 5 minutes!
Out of clutter find simplicity
Out of control and blind as a bat
Out of control and blind as a bat! - Kirk, STIV:TVH
Out of control and blind as a bat! -- Kirk
Out of control and blind as a bat.
Out of curiosity, why did you eat the cat?
Out of der frying pan, into der fire. - The Swedish Chef
Out of disk space. Delete Windows?  [Y]es  [H]ell yes!
Out of environment  AGAIN!
Out of fraud no action arises
Out of gas?!  I told you you should have put more than five bucks in!
Out of hair spray?  Try PAM
Out of hairspray? Try Pam... - Blonde Moments
Out of his depth in a parking lot puddle
Out of jealousy, Data dismantles the Energizer (TM) Bunny
Out of memory - insert a disk in Drive A:
Out of memory error:  delete directory \WINDOWS?  (Y/N)
Out of memory error: Cannot find SENILE.COM
Out of memory.  Forgetting.
Out of memory... errrmmm... thingie
Out of monkeys?  Use Epic Beta testers, no one will notice.
Out of my mind.  Back in five minutes
Out of my mind...back in 5 minutes
Out of order - try taglines tomorrow
Out of order??? Oh No!!! -- Wakko
Out of our minds and into your homes.
Out of outer space
Out of recipes, Please Order More
Out of register space (ugh) - vi
Out of shape and built to stay that way!
Out of sick days - think I'll call in dead.
Out of sick days? Call in dead
Out of sight is out of mind. -- Arthur Clough
Out of sight or in the element of light
Out of sight, out of mind
Out of sight, out of mind = invisible idiot
Out of sight, out of mind.
Out of sorrow entire worlds have been built.  Out of longing great wonders have been willed. - Nick Cave
Out of string space?  Try Scotch Tape.
Out of swap
Out of taglines, here's a rain check.
Out of taglines:  (A)bort (R)eread (S)teal
Out of taglines; please order more.
Out of the ashes of my heritage arises a phoenix of hope and dreams.
Out of the ashes of this tragedy we shall rise.
Out of the blue and into the black
Out of the car, ma'm, and put your hands on the Governor
Out of the closets and into the streets!
Out of the crooked timber of humanity no straight thing can ever be made. -- Immanuel Kant
Out of the depths ... de profundis
Out of the fog and into the smog &lt;kof&lt;
Out of the fog, into the smog ... - Nick Danger
Out of the front door I go, traffic's moving rather slow -Floyd
Out of the frying pan and into the spilt milk!
Out of the frying pan, into der fire. - The Swedish Chef.
Out of the frying pan, into the spilt milk.
Out of the frying pan...and into the sewer! - Bob
Out of the mouth of babes comes  *YUCK*
Out of the mouth of babes comes .. *yuck*
Out of the mouths of babes comes strained spinach
Out of the mouths of babes does often come cereal.
Out of the mouths of babes often comes oatmeal.
Out of the mud grows a lotus
Out of the pan and into the fire
Out of the question. - Spock
Out of the shadows steps a dark figure
Out of the way, it's a busy day, I've got things on my mind
Out of the worst can often come the best !
Out of their differences comes symmetry. --Delenn.
Out of time now
Out of two evils, I'll take the one I haven't tried yet.
Out on a limb, on the Family Tree!
Out tawny tartar,out! Out, loathed medicine! Hated potion, hence!
Out there where the buses don't run.
Out there, thataway!
Out there...*thataway* ST: The Motion Picture
Out there...*thataway*! - Kirk, ST:TMP
Out to Lunch, If not back by 5, then  "Out to dinner"
Out to lunch - If not back by 5pm - out to dinner too
Out to lunch.  If not back by 5 pm, then out to dinner.
Out to lunch.. Bach at 1pm.  Offenbach earlier.
Out top story tonight: Chevy Chase's career is STILL dead!
Out yonder there was this huge world ... which stands before us like a great eternal riddle ... - Albert Einstein
Out!  Out!  You demons of stupidity!
Out, Out, Damned Spock! - Lady MacBeth on Vulcan
Out, damn Spot!  BAD DOGGIE!! &lt;...whimper&gt; &lt;...whimper&gt;
Out, out brief candle!  Life's but a walking rutabaga
Out, out, damned Spot! - Data
Out, out, damned spot! said Lady Macbeth distainfully.
Out, out, damned spot! said Lady Macbeth, doggedly.
OutOfMyWayWebFace! - TheVulture to SpiderMan
Outa disk space already?
Outa my mind..... Back in 5 minutes.
Outa my way!  I smell chocolate!
Outcome based education = dumbing down of America
Outdoor Activities - By Alf Resco
Outdoor Activities:                Alf Resco(6)
Outdoor Activities: Alf Resco
Outdoor Cookery: Barbie Cue*
Outdoors would be greater if it were inside.  Garfield
Outel inside
Outer space in a propeller plane?  I think not.
Outer space is no place for a person of breeding
Outer space, sweet sorrow.  The depth of flexibility
Outfox your kids.  Hide your car keys in a BOOK!
Outlaw Government of the Party against the People of Canada!
Outlaw Work! 11,000 are killed on the job yearly!
Outlaw cussing - Then wonder why my vocabulary is small.
Outlaw junk mail, and save the trees!
Outlaw lawyers from becoming legislators!
Outlaw marriage and only outlaws will have inlaws!
Outlaw puns and only outlaws will have them!
Outlaw the most dangerous weapons of all: Bibles!
Outlaw water guns and only Outlaws will have water guns.
Outnumbered 20,000 to 2                     And we killed them both!
Outnumbered, yes.  Outmaneuvered, maybe.  Outclassed, never!
Outpatient (n) A person who has fainted in the waiting room
Outpatient - a person who fainted
Outpatient : A patient who has fainted.
Outpatient.  A person who has fainted in the waiting room
Outpatient........ A person who has fainted
Outpatient:  A person who has fainted in the waiting room
Outpatient:  Person who has fainted.
Outpatient: A person who fainted
Outpatient: Person who has fainted.
Output problem
Outrageous older woman!
Outrageous! Does your cat put YOU out at night?
Outrageous: crazy.
Outrunning the big Corellian ships
Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in
Outside my window, the world has gone to war.  Are you the one that I've been waiting for? - Nick Cave
Outside noisy, inside empty.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.  Inside a dog it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read. -  Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read
Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog,
Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a computer is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to type
Outside of traffic, there is nothing that holds this country back as much as a committee,,,
Outside of us you don't really have any white friends either. - Jerry
Outside of you three, no one is to be told of this. - Richard Franklin
Outside show is a poor substitute for inner worth. - Aesop
Outside the hairdressers, Kira thought,"Nah, better not." & walked on
Outside, all the lights of the world were going out
Outside, all the lights of the world were going out. - The Stand
Outside, snowflakes falling..  Found: 179   For You: 0
Outstanding! -- Andy Cord
Outta Antimatter. I told Geordi $ wasn't enough
Outta my way - I smell chocolate!
Outta my way, Habib! -Crow as giant passes Arabian statue
Outta my way, Twinky - Moe the bully
Outta the way, Skipper. Move it padre! - Mike
Outta the way, ya knuckleheads!
Outta' the way, lard ass! - Tom
Outtake- Ben: "Use the Force, Luke"  Luke: "Force This!!"
Ova omladina je pokvarena kao i ona u moje vreme....
Ova tag e zarazen virusom koi guta slovo ""
Ovaj zid stoji krivo!
Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese.
Ove noci jedan covek nekud luta, na cas misli da je stigo na kraj puta
Oven mitt:  A partially charred grease stain that fits over the hand.
Oven: Home incinerator used for disposing of bulky pieces of meat.
Over & Out
Over 'ere, the Queen's loo--oops! Sorry, yer grace
Over 40, but still under the speed limit
Over 49.99% of all people are below average
Over 5 billion taglines served
Over 60,000 times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke
Over 65? Get your exercise as a pallbearer for jogger friends.
Over EIGHTEEN INCHES long!
Over The Cliff - By Hugo First
Over Worked and Under Appreciated.
Over and over the crow cries, uncover the corn fields.
Over and over the thresher and hover the wheat field
Over here! - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Over here! -- Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
Over here! The door's over here! Picard
Over here! Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Over here, Barbara Ann Bunny! - Buster
Over hill, Over dale, Searching for Ancestral trail
Over many a quaint & curious volume of forgotten lore
Over my dead body !...%$#@& - NO CARRION
Over my dead body! - SUPERMAN
Over my dead... er, I mean, over my strong objection!"
Over quoting and darn proud of it!
Over sexed people are more prone
Over the Cliff by Hugo First.
Over the Rainbow
Over the bird sounds, I hear a black sound - Course of Empire
Over the centuries we've sent many expeditions into Vorlon space
Over the city in an airplane
Over the counter and under the pew - Course of Empire
Over the garden wall, two little lovebirds, [pphtt!] coo-coo to you.
Over the hill and far, far, far a-w-a-a-a-y-y. (1 "far" = 30.)
Over the hill and picking up speed.
Over the hill and still on the ball
Over the hill and through the woods
Over the hill and through the woods to a lesbian's house I go
Over the hill and through the woods...
Over the hill?  What hill?  I don't remember any hill!
Over the hill? Can't be! I don't remember being on top.
Over the hill? What hill? I didn't see a hill!
Over the next 2 days, you might lose a lot of sleep - Riker
Over the rainbow.
Over the river & through the woods?!? GIVE ME THAT MAP!
Over the router and through the bridge, to grandmother's page we go!
Over the shoulder supervision is more a need of the manager than the programming task
Over the weekend, a guy rotated my tires, from my car to his.
Over the years, I've developed my sense of deja vu so acutely that now
Over the years, I've developed my sense of deja vu so acutely that now I can remember things that *have* happened before
Over, sideways, and under on a magic carpet ride.  A whole new world!
Over-looked, Over-worked and Over-here!
Over-tensioned the toaster-eject again?
Overco     0WINDOW  The m
Overcome by a fit of jealousy, Data dismembers the Energizer bunny!
Overcome by jealously, DATA dismembers the Energizer Bunny.
Overcome by jealousy, Data  dismembers  the  Energizer  Bunny
Overcome by jealousy, Data dismantles the Energizer Bunny.
Overcome by jealousy, Data pushes Energizer Bunny out of an airlock.
Overcome the fear of death, welcome the death of fear.
Overcoming Nervousness On Radio  - By Mike Fright
Overcooked sausage patties make handy coasters.
Overdraft: Charging you more of what the Bank says you have none of.
Overdrawn at the memory bank again
Overdrawn?  But I still have checks left!
Overdrawn? No way! I still have checks left!
Overeating - what makes you thick to your stomach.
Overeating:  An activity which makes you thick to your stomach.
Overeating:  What makes you thick to your stomach.
Overestima    : Thinking that all your geese are swans
Overestimate travel time by at least 15%.
Overestimation:  Thinking that all your geese are swans
Overflow error in COFFEE.POT:  FILTER.BAT not found.
Overflow error in Quicken: Loading Leisure Suit Larry Six
Overflow error in TOILET.COM
Overflow on /dev/null, please empty the bit bucket.
Overflow on null device; please empty the bit bucket.
Overgrown grasshoppers and flying cockroaches... What a Life!!
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air
Overheard at IRS audit: "Now, SQUEEL lak a pig! Louder!"
Overheard at Oahu, 7 Dec 1941: "There's an unseasonal nip in the air this morning!"
Overheard at Waco, Texas:  "Let's roast them weenies!"
Overheard at a police station: "God told me to kill her..."
Overheard at an IRS audit...Boy you look just like a hawg
Overheard at an IRS audit...Now why don't you just drop 'em pants
Overheard at the Bazaar at Deva: Gleep! Ah, a Dragon!
Overheard at the White House: "What country is Waco in, Hillary?"
Overheard during the Inquisition: "It's my way or no way, bud!"
Overheard in Toys-R-Us: Lions and Tigers and Bears! Oh MY!
Overheard in a biology lab: "Well, I'll be pithed!"
Overheard in a computer lab: Just because our computers are incompatible doesn't mean we are!
Overheard in hotel: "It's eight o'clock, sir!" "Why the devil didn't you tell me that before?"
Overheard on the Enterprise magic show: "Picacard, any card!"
Overheard:  "How do I feel?  Great!  And I kiss pretty good, too!"
Overheard:O.J. "I got a knife, and you can't find it"
OverhilloverdaleaswehitthedustytrailandtheKazonsgorollingalong.
Overleaf is now an Internet server. Freq Overleaf for details
Overleaf..Your on-ramp to the Information Superhighway
Overload - Core meltdown sequence initiated
Overload--core meltdown initiated
Overload--core meltdown sequence initiated.
Overlord Underoos? - Crow
Overmo!  A dirty industri suburb to the metropolis Leksand!
Overnight success usually takes about 15 years.
Overpassion - Graffiti on bridges
Overpay good babysitters.
Overpay teachers & cops, not ballplayers!
Overpopulation: Just enough of me, Way too much of you. - PJ O'Rourke
Overqualified? Allow me to remove some lies from my resume.
Overruns above 110 baud.
Oversexed and underlaid
Oversexed man seeks another to whom this is not a problem.
Oversexed people are just more prone.
Oversexed people are just more prone...    RASQWK*
Oversexed people are more prone to be prone
Oversexed people are more prone....
Oversharpen the blade, and the edge will soon blunt.
Oversized props with undersized talent - Tom on Gallagher
Oversteer is when the passenger is scared; understeer when the driver is scared
Overthrow the American Lesbocracy 
Overthrow the Government... Vote No Incumbants!!!!
Overthrow the Technocracy!  Reality is merely a mass hallucination!
Overtime pay for police officers is called copper nitrate
Overtip breakfast waitresses.
Overtip breakfast waitresses. - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Overweight Vegetables  - By O. Beets
Overweight Vegetables: O. Beets
Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you...
Overweight is when you live beyond your seams.
Overweight is when you live beyond your seams.
Overweight is when you step on your dog's tail and it dies
Overweight just snacks up on you.
Overweight just sort of snacks up on you.
Overweight?  I prefer to say I'm chocolate -enriched.
Overweight?  No.  I'm chocolate-enriched.
Overweight? I prefer to say I'm chocolate-enriched.
Overwhelmed by everything, but wanting more so much -Rush
Overworked and underpaid
Overwrite existing keystroke macro [Y/n]? - BRIEF Editor
Ovi sto ne znaju udavise nas sto znamo ...
Ovih dana ja sam bolestan od ljudi, nemoj da me diras sutra me probudi.
Ovih dana sve mi mirise na jesen. Ja cu opet biti sasav i zanesen.
Ovo je moderno vrijeme, ljudi sa hiljade zena, zene sa hiljade lica
Ovo je samo sala...
Ovo pisem samo jedanput.
Ow d'ya know 'es a King? E 'asn't got dung all over 'im!
Ow!  Do that again!
Ow!  OWW!  OUCH!  OW!  Oh, wait, that's not mine.  Never mind.  -SLR
Ow!  Watch that!  My crack! -- Joel Robinson
Ow! - Q
Ow! All the diodes on my left side hurt. --Marvin
Ow! Do that again!
Ow! Watch that! My crack! - Joel
Ow! Where's a camcorder when you need one? - The Mask
Ow!! ... Do that again!
Ow, something bit me -- Forrest Gump
Ow.  Brain hernia.  I hate when that happens.
Ow.  I believe I have overexerted myself.  - Data
Owe no man any thing...  -- Romans 13:8
Owen Hart is the little nugget that won't go away!  -Shawn Michaels
Owl Bore's got a loose chip on his microprocessor board
Owl Stretching Time
Owl be home for Christmas
Owl drink to that
OwlGore - One indictment from the Presidency
OwlGore:  Ambassador to Dead, Single-Celled Martians
Own a $2,000 286; Buy a Macintosh!!
Own three week old gefilte fish -- Go to Jail.
Ownday ithway aglinestay in oreignfay anguageslay!
Owned by a little old short line who only used it on Sunday.
Owned by a loving and loveable Black Cat
Owners train their dogs... Cats train their room -mates!
Owning a MacIntosh is its own punishment!
Oww..  I believe I have overexerted myself - Data
Owww - Don't bite it - I've only got one!!
Owww!  Owww!  Stop it, my cheeks are starting to hurt! - Quickling
Ox-drawn wagons should stay out of the fast lanes
Oxford English Dictionary: recursive. Adj. see recursive.
Oxford, OH:  It's illegal for women to undress in front of a man's photo
Oxford, OH: Women are forbidden to undress in front of a man's photo.
Oximoron: "Now, then..."
Oximoron: Act naturally
Oximoron: Advanced BASIC
Oximoron: Airline food
Oximoron: Almost exactly
Oximoron: Alone together
Oximoron: British fashion
Oximoron: Business ethics
Oximoron: Butt head
Oximoron: Childproof
Oximoron: Christian scientists
Oximoron: Clearly misunderstood
Oximoron: Computer security
Oximoron: Definite maybe
Oximoron: Diet ice cream
Oximoron: Exact estimate
Oximoron: Extinct life
Oximoron: Found missing
Oximoron: French bravery (HAHAHAHAH)
Oximoron: Fresh frozen
Oximoron: Genuine imitation
Oximoron: Good grief
Oximoron: Government organization
Oximoron: Legally drunk
Oximoron: Living dead
Oximoron: Microsoft Works
Oximoron: Military intelligence
Oximoron: New York culture
Oximoron: New classic
Oximoron: Passive aggression
Oximoron: Peace force
Oximoron: Plastic glasses
Oximoron: Political science
Oximoron: Pretty ugly
Oximoron: Religious tolerance
Oximoron: Resident alien
Oximoron: Same difference
Oximoron: Sanitary landfill
Oximoron: Silent scream
Oximoron: Small crowd
Oximoron: Soft rock
Oximoron: Software documentation
Oximoron: Sweet sorrow
Oximoron: Synthetic natural gas
Oximoron: Taped live
Oximoron: Temporary tax increase
Oximoron: Terribly pleased
Oximoron: Tight slacks
Oximoron: Twelve-ounce pound cake
Oximoron: Working vacation
OxyMORON: Prime Minister Mulroney
Oxygen Free!"  Minerva Mink, Animaniacs
Oxygen's for losers!  - Confidence
Oxygen's for losers! - Lister's Confidence
Oxyidiot 1.0, Oxyimbecile 2.0, Oxymoron 3.0, Oxygenius real soon now.
Oxymorass:  Bogged down with Oxymorons.
Oxymore = Authentic Replica
Oxymoron   Honest Politician
Oxymoron #012, Army Intelligence
Oxymoron #040: Ironclad Guarantee
Oxymoron #115: Speeding Yugo.
Oxymoron #12, Army Intelligence
Oxymoron #17:  Fast Fourier Transforms
Oxymoron #194: IBM Software
Oxymoron #1:  Macintosh Compatible
Oxymoron #219:  Political Correctness
Oxymoron #329: Constant change.
Oxymoron #342: Windows accelerator
Oxymoron #40:  Ironclad Guarantee
Oxymoron #486: Veteran Kamikaze pilot.
Oxymoron #537: "Windows power user"
Oxymoron #54:  Windows acceleration.
Oxymoron #62:  Gourmet pizza
Oxymoron #71: A Ferengi dentist.
Oxymoron #86: Jumbo Shrimp.
Oxymoron - Definite possibility
Oxymoron - Giant Shrimp
Oxymoron - Government Worker
Oxymoron - Happily Married
Oxymoron - Legal Ethics
Oxymoron - Military Intelligence
Oxymoron - POOR OLD LAWYERS
Oxymoron - jumbo shrimp, military intelligence, airline food
Oxymoron -- Democratic logic.
Oxymoron -- Liberal Logic.
Oxymoron -- a compassionate Republican.
Oxymoron -- a stupid zit.
Oxymoron -- a wise democrat.
Oxymoron :  hot water heater
Oxymoron :  serious comedy.
Oxymoron : A lighter Dark Beer
Oxymoron : Adult children
Oxymoron : American culture
Oxymoron : Business diplomacy
Oxymoron : Congressional leadership
Oxymoron : Countable infinity
Oxymoron : Definite maybe
Oxymoron : Economy in government (OPM)
Oxymoron : Elementary calculus.
Oxymoron : Family vacation
Oxymoron : Folksong writer
Oxymoron : For those too dumb to use OXY-5 and OXY-10.
Oxymoron : Fresh exhaust
Oxymoron : Friendly takeover
Oxymoron : Good government
Oxymoron : Gourmet Tex-Mex
Oxymoron : Government planning
Oxymoron : Happily married
Oxymoron : Intimate violence
Oxymoron : Kosher pork
Oxymoron : Linear curve
Oxymoron : Non-working mother
Oxymoron : Nonalcoholic beer
Oxymoron : Passive activity
Oxymoron : Qualified success
Oxymoron : Random logic.
Oxymoron : Reliable network
Oxymoron : Rush hour
Oxymoron : Safe sex
Oxymoron : Sensetive guy
Oxymoron : Television news
Oxymoron : Unborn child
Oxymoron = Authentic Replica ...
Oxymoron = Long Island Expressway ...
Oxymoron = Oxymorons
Oxymoron = Social Security
Oxymoron D He was as strong as an ox -- and just as smart
Oxymoron Honest Politician.
Oxymoron Open-minded conservative
Oxymoron du jour: Liberal Scholar.
Oxymoron of the day: Commander-in-Chief Bill Clinton
Oxymoron of the day: Covert Assault
Oxymoron of war :  acceptable losses.
Oxymoron taglines comming up
Oxymoron--open-minded liberal.
Oxymoron....Sleeping SysOp!!
Oxymoron...Amiga Computer
Oxymoron...Dumb Terminal.
Oxymoron...Hells Angels
Oxymoron...Unix simplified.
Oxymoron...[START] Windows'95.
Oxymoron...computer magic
Oxymoron:           Microsoft
Oxymoron:           fog horns
Oxymoron:           hand guns
Oxymoron:           safe sex
Oxymoron:           shareware
Oxymoron:       President Clinton  (or is that an Oxford Moron?)
Oxymoron:   One who has used too much acne goo...
Oxymoron:  "Runs Under Windows"
Oxymoron:  "Windows NT ready."
Oxymoron:  A Ferengi dentist.
Oxymoron:  A contradiction in terms, e.g. rap music...
Oxymoron:  A lean, stable, and innovative Microsoft product.
Oxymoron:  A new classic.
Oxymoron:  ATM Teller Machine
Oxymoron:  Absent Witness.
Oxymoron:  Accidentally on Purpose.
Oxymoron:  Accurate stereotype.
Oxymoron:  Act natural.
Oxymoron:  Adult children.
Oxymoron:  Advanced Basic.
Oxymoron:  Amtrak schedule
Oxymoron:  Apartment Home.
Oxymoron:  Authentic reproduction
Oxymoron:  Bankrupt millionaire.
Oxymoron:  Begin Initially.
Oxymoron:  Benevolent Despot.
Oxymoron:  Boneless ribs.
Oxymoron:  Censorship Freedom.
Oxymoron:  Chilling Fever.
Oxymoron:  Civil Engineer
Oxymoron:  Clean Landfill.
Oxymoron:  Coed fraternity
Oxymoron:  Coed sorority.
Oxymoron:  Cold as Hell.
Oxymoron:  Compulsory Volunteers.
Oxymoron:  Constant Variable.
Oxymoron:  DSZ documentation
Oxymoron:  Definite Possability.
Oxymoron:  Definite maybe.
Oxymoron:  Definitely Probably.
Oxymoron:  Deliberate Mistake.
Oxymoron:  Democratic math expert
Oxymoron:  Devout Atheist.
Oxymoron:  Disgustingly good.
Oxymoron:  Dream Reality
Oxymoron:  Duplicate original.
Oxymoron:  Dwarf Mammoths!
Oxymoron:  Elementary Calculus
Oxymoron:  Empty hole.
Oxymoron:  Extremely Average.
Oxymoron:  Extremely Neutral.
Oxymoron:  Extremely bland.
Oxymoron:  Factual inaccuracies.
Oxymoron:  Fairly Obvious.
Oxymoron:  Ferengi Dentist.
Oxymoron:  Final Conclusion.
Oxymoron:  Finally Again.
Oxymoron:  Fire water.
Oxymoron:  Flaccid Erection.
Oxymoron:  Flat-busted.
Oxymoron:  For those too dumb to use OXY-5 & OXY-10
Oxymoron:  For those too stupid to know how to use Oxy-10.
Oxymoron:  Foreign Alien.
Oxymoron:  Found Missing.
Oxymoron:  Friendly takeover.
Oxymoron:  Generally Aware.
Oxymoron:  Generally Specific
Oxymoron:  Genuine fake.
Oxymoron:  Genuine imitation.
Oxymoron:  Genuine synthetic.
Oxymoron:  Government Services
Oxymoron:  Government planning
Oxymoron:  Government worker
Oxymoron:  Gregarious Recluse.
Oxymoron:  Harvard-educated
Oxymoron:  Holy Hell
Oxymoron:  Honest Government.
Oxymoron:  Hubble's constant
Oxymoron:  Humane Society
Oxymoron:  Humor Moderator
Oxymoron:  I read part of it all the way through
Oxymoron:  Internal Revenue Service
Oxymoron:  Ironclad Guarantee
Oxymoron:  K-mart quality
Oxymoron:  Kind Moderator
Oxymoron:  Klingon diplomacy
Oxymoron:  Least favorite.
Oxymoron:  Legally drunk.
Oxymoron:  Liberal, Kansas
Oxymoron:  Linear curve.
Oxymoron:  Liquid crystal.
Oxymoron:  Liquid gas.
Oxymoron:  Literal interpretation.
Oxymoron:  Living dead.
Oxymoron:  Long Island Expressway
Oxymoron:  Manson Family values
Oxymoron:  Mighty Mouse
Oxymoron:  Mobil station
Oxymoron:  NFL follies
Oxymoron:  New Classic Rock
Oxymoron:  NighZfOthe Living Dead
Oxymoron:  Non-dairy creamer.
Oxymoron:  Non-working mother.
Oxymoron:  One who does not know how to use pimple medication
Oxymoron:  One who has used too much acne goo.
Oxymoron:  Painless childbirth.
Oxymoron:  Peace force.
Oxymoron:  Plymouth Reliant
Oxymoron:  Political Correctness
Oxymoron:  Political Science.
Oxymoron:  Potential has-been.
Oxymoron:  Pretty Ugly
Oxymoron:  Private e-mail
Oxymoron:  Rapid transit.
Oxymoron:  Reagan Memiors.
Oxymoron:  Reagan credibility
Oxymoron:  Recently new.
Oxymoron:  Reckless caution.
Oxymoron:  Republican Atheist.
Oxymoron:  Sandinista Compliance.
Oxymoron:  Sane Warner
Oxymoron:  Saving price.
Oxymoron:  Senatorial courtesy
Oxymoron:  Severely killed.
Oxymoron:  Silent testimony
Oxymoron:  Slightly Misleading
Oxymoron:  Somewhat Ambiguous.
Oxymoron:  Standard options.
Oxymoron:  Straight hook.
Oxymoron:  Tandy Computer
Oxymoron:  Taped live.
Oxymoron:  Terminal initialization.
Oxymoron:  Thrift binge.
Oxymoron:  Too many taglines  ;-)
Oxymoron:  Tragic comedy.
Oxymoron:  True gossip.
Oxymoron:  UN force
Oxymoron:  UNIX security
Oxymoron:  Unbiased predisposition.
Oxymoron:  Unborn child.
Oxymoron:  Unformatted capacity
Oxymoron:  Violent agreement.
Oxymoron:  What Quayle thinks he uses on pimples.
Oxymoron:  Windows NT (New Technology).
Oxymoron:  Windows accelerator
Oxymoron:  `cash surplus'
Oxymoron:  a lighter dark beer
Oxymoron:  a vampire named Dawn
Oxymoron:  acceptable losses
Oxymoron:  almost always
Oxymoron:  almost safe
Oxymoron:  an idiot with acne
Oxymoron:  anarchy rules
Oxymoron:  apparent contradiction
Oxymoron:  artificial snow
Oxymoron:  athletic scholarships
Oxymoron:  authentic replica
Oxymoron:  awful nice
Oxymoron:  bad sex
Oxymoron:  balanced insanity
Oxymoron:  bittersweet
Oxymoron:  blameless lawyers
Oxymoron:  cash surplus
Oxymoron:  classic new homes
Oxymoron:  classic rock!
Oxymoron:  close-minded liberal
Oxymoron:  common sense
Oxymoron:  compassionate Republican
Oxymoron:  completely unfinished
Oxymoron:  decaffeinated coffee
Oxymoron:  decisive liberal
Oxymoron:  delicious fat-free
Oxymoron:  dull point
Oxymoron:  dumb student at Oxford
Oxymoron:  enough hard drive space
Oxymoron:  evaporated milk
Oxymoron:  exact estimate
Oxymoron:  fast Windows
Oxymoron:  federal assistance
Oxymoron:  final beta
Oxymoron:  gay biggot
Oxymoron:  genuine copy of a fake Dior
Oxymoron:  good lawyer
Oxymoron:  gourmet pizza
Oxymoron:  guilty scapegoats
Oxymoron:  half dead
Oxymoron:  halfway around
Oxymoron:  happily married
Oxymoron:  happy birthday
Oxymoron:  happy medium
Oxymoron:  hard-wired
Oxymoron:  healthy tan
Oxymoron:  high negative image
Oxymoron:  high negative ratings
Oxymoron:  high-level depression
Oxymoron:  highly visible covert operation
Oxymoron:  hilarious funerals
Oxymoron:  holy war
Oxymoron:  home offices
Oxymoron:  honest lawyer
Oxymoron:  honest politician
Oxymoron:  horribly decent
Oxymoron:  hot chili
Oxymoron:  hot ice
Oxymoron:  human dignity
Oxymoron:  humble arrogance
Oxymoron:  icy hot
Oxymoron:  ill health
Oxymoron:  important trivia
Oxymoron:  impossible possibility
Oxymoron:  improbable disaster
Oxymoron:  independent counsel
Oxymoron:  independent dog
Oxymoron:  indifferently attentive
Oxymoron:  industrial park
Oxymoron:  inferred petty corruption
Oxymoron:  infinite loop
Oxymoron:  initial resignation
Oxymoron:  initial retirement
Oxymoron:  insincere vow
Oxymoron:  intelligence oversight board
Oxymoron:  intelligent fight
Oxymoron:  intelligent presidential debate
Oxymoron:  intense apathy
Oxymoron:  intense disinterest
Oxymoron:  interactive soliloquy
Oxymoron:  interesting Canadian politics
Oxymoron:  internal exile
Oxymoron:  internal front
Oxymoron:  international law
Oxymoron:  irate patient
Oxymoron:  irregularly scheduled
Oxymoron:  justifiably paranoid
Oxymoron:  kind Moderator
Oxymoron:  lack light
Oxymoron:  lady mud wrestler
Oxymoron:  large-scale mini-computers
Oxymoron:  last initial
Oxymoron:  legal ethics
Oxymoron:  legal thought
Oxymoron:  legitimate conspiracy
Oxymoron:  leisure suit
Oxymoron:  lesser evil
Oxymoron:  lethal aid
Oxymoron:  liberal Republican
Oxymoron:  lieutenant colonel
Oxymoron:  life insurance
Oxymoron:  limited immunity
Oxymoron:  liquid smoke
Oxymoron:  little deceptive
Oxymoron:  little hope
Oxymoron:  little misleading
Oxymoron:  live recording
Oxymoron:  local network
Oxymoron:  logical design
Oxymoron:  long recess
Oxymoron:  loose gridlock
Oxymoron:  loose tights
Oxymoron:  loosely organized
Oxymoron:  lost finding
Oxymoron:  loving hate
Oxymoron:  low positive image
Oxymoron:  low-profile public approach
Oxymoron:  loyal opposition
Oxymoron:  luxury bus
Oxymoron:  mail service
Oxymoron:  major general
Oxymoron:  male logic
Oxymoron:  man child
Oxymoron:  management science
Oxymoron:  mandatory option
Oxymoron:  marijuana initiative
Oxymoron:  marital bliss
Oxymoron:  marketing research
Oxymoron:  masculine logic
Oxymoron:  meaningful dialogue
Oxymoron:  measured meter
Oxymoron:  meatloaf surprise
Oxymoron:  micro-mainframe
Oxymoron:  mild interest
Oxymoron:  mildly psychotic
Oxymoron:  military accountability
Oxymoron:  military etiquette
Oxymoron:  military intelligence
Oxymoron:  military justice
Oxymoron:  military propriety
Oxymoron:  military salvation
Oxymoron:  military thought
Oxymoron:  mini-firestorm
Oxymoron:  minor greatness
Oxymoron:  minor issue
Oxymoron:  minor moment
Oxymoron:  minor peccadillo
Oxymoron:  mismatch
Oxymoron:  mobile home
Oxymoron:  moral lawyer
Oxymoron:  morally right
Oxymoron:  morbid humor
Oxymoron:  motorcycle safety
Oxymoron:  mutual aversion
Oxymoron:  narrow breadth
Oxymoron:  natural gas
Oxymoron:  natural synthetic
Oxymoron:  near miss
Oxymoron:  nearly square
Oxymoron:  negative concurrence
Oxymoron:  negative momentum
Oxymoron:  new standard
Oxymoron:  night light
Oxymoron:  no action
Oxymoron:  no information
Oxymoron:  no opposition
Oxymoron:  non-alcoholic beer
Oxymoron:  nondairy creamer
Oxymoron:  normal controversy
Oxymoron:  normal espionage
Oxymoron:  normal foreign film
Oxymoron:  not concerned
Oxymoron:  noticeably less aggressive
Oxymoron:  nuclear safety
Oxymoron:  obedient defiance
Oxymoron:  objective rating
Oxymoron:  occupational injury
Oxymoron:  odd irony
Oxymoron:  oddly appropriate
Oxymoron:  often unpredictable
Oxymoron:  old news
Oxymoron:  one who has used too much acne goo?
Oxymoron:  one-sided dialogue
Oxymoron:  only choice
Oxymoron:  operating system
Oxymoron:  original copy
Oxymoron:  oversized brief
Oxymoron:  paid amateur
Oxymoron:  paid volunteers.
Oxymoron:  paperless office
Oxymoron:  parents without partners
Oxymoron:  partial conclusion
Oxymoron:  partial success
Oxymoron:  partially completed
Oxymoron:  partially furnished
Oxymoron:  partly engaged
Oxymoron:  passive activity
Oxymoron:  passive confrontation
Oxymoron:  passive reply
Oxymoron:  patiently wait
Oxymoron:  peace offensive
Oxymoron:  peace-keeper missile
Oxymoron:  perfect misfit
Oxymoron:  perfectly legitimate
Oxymoron:  perhaps certainly
Oxymoron:  perhaps predictably
Oxymoron:  permanent fad
Oxymoron:  persistent ambivalence
Oxymoron:  personal computer
Oxymoron:  personalized form letter
Oxymoron:  petty officer
Oxymoron:  pious atheists
Oxymoron:  planned serendipity
Oxymoron:  plastic canvas
Oxymoron:  plastic glasses
Oxymoron:  plastic snow
Oxymoron:  plastic straw
Oxymoron:  political embarrassment
Oxymoron:  political process
Oxymoron:  political promise
Oxymoron:  political science
Oxymoron:  politically correct
Oxymoron:  portable standard Lisp
Oxymoron:  positive calamity
Oxymoron:  positively grudgingly
Oxymoron:  practical joke
Oxymoron:  practical theory
Oxymoron:  preacher politicians
Oxymoron:  preliminary conclusion
Oxymoron:  prepare to commence
Oxymoron:  press release
Oxymoron:  pretty ugly
Oxymoron:  pro-contra
Oxymoron:  progressive conservative
Oxymoron:  public secrecy
Oxymoron:  pure nonsense
Oxymoron:  pure sludge
Oxymoron:  pure speculation
Oxymoron:  purely political
Oxymoron:  qualified success
Oxymoron:  quick reboot
Oxymoron:  race walking
Oxymoron:  random choice
Oxymoron:  random file organization
Oxymoron:  random logic
Oxymoron:  random order
Oxymoron:  randomly organized
Oxymoron:  rap music
Oxymoron:  rather direct
Oxymoron:  rational ravings
Oxymoron:  real fantasy
Oxymoron:  real fishing story
Oxymoron:  real hypothetical
Oxymoron:  real magic
Oxymoron:  rear admiral
Oxymoron:  reciprocal concession
Oxymoron:  regional pantheists
Oxymoron:  regular random
Oxymoron:  regular special
Oxymoron:  reinvent
Oxymoron:  relatively obscure
Oxymoron:  relaxed genes
Oxymoron:  relentlessly continued
Oxymoron:  removable sticker
Oxymoron:  repeatedly redundant
Oxymoron:  resident alien
Oxymoron:  resident manager
Oxymoron:  resident visitor
Oxymoron:  resolute ambivalence
Oxymoron:  respectable Lawyer
Oxymoron:  respective conventions
Oxymoron:  restless sleep
Oxymoron:  rising deficits
Oxymoron:  river walk
Oxymoron:  rolling stop
Oxymoron:  routine emergency
Oxymoron:  runs under Windows
Oxymoron:  rush hour
Oxymoron:  safe politics
Oxymoron:  safe sex.
Oxymoron:  satisfied tenant
Oxymoron:  science fiction
Oxymoron:  second childhood
Oxymoron:  second initiatives
Oxymoron:  second lieutenant
Oxymoron:  self-dependent
Oxymoron:  semiboneless ham
Oxymoron:  sensible shoes
Oxymoron:  sergeant major
Oxymoron:  serious barbecue
Oxymoron:  serious comedy
Oxymoron:  sharp cookie
Oxymoron:  shooting blanks
Oxymoron:  shortcut
Oxymoron:  shyly pompous
Oxymoron:  sight unseen
Oxymoron:  silent noise
Oxymoron:  silent testimony
Oxymoron:  silken bonds
Oxymoron:  simple calculus
Oxymoron:  simple system
Oxymoron:  simple technology
Oxymoron:  sincere lie
Oxymoron:  sisterly love
Oxymoron:  sit up
Oxymoron:  slightly out of view
Oxymoron:  slightly pregnant
Oxymoron:  slow death
Oxymoron:  slow speed
Oxymoron:  small crowd
Oxymoron:  smart bomb
Oxymoron:  smokeless cigarette
Oxymoron:  snow removal plan
Oxymoron:  social psychologist
Oxymoron:  social security
Oxymoron:  solipsists of the world, unite
Oxymoron:  someone who thinks all those pimple meds work
Oxymoron:  somewhat awesome
Oxymoron:  somewhat confused
Oxymoron:  somewhat destroyed
Oxymoron:  somewhat eloquently
Oxymoron:  somewhat extraordinary
Oxymoron:  somewhat fairly explicit
Oxymoron:  somewhat functional
Oxymoron:  somewhat incompatible
Oxymoron:  somewhat informed
Oxymoron:  somewhat narrow attitude
Oxymoron:  sophisticated hacker
Oxymoron:  southern front
Oxymoron:  soviet life
Oxymoron:  spare time
Oxymoron:  spending cuts
Oxymoron:  split level
Oxymoron:  stand down
Oxymoron:  standard deviation
Oxymoron:  steel wool
Oxymoron:  still life
Oxymoron:  straight curve
Oxymoron:  straightforward subterfuge
Oxymoron:  strong president
Oxymoron:  structure design
Oxymoron:  stuck in traffic
Oxymoron:  student athlete
Oxymoron:  student teachers
Oxymoron:  stupid ox
Oxymoron:  subsequent initiatives
Oxymoron:  sugarless candy
Oxymoron:  superette
Oxymoron:  supporting documentation
Oxymoron:  sure bet
Oxymoron:  sweet pickle
Oxymoron:  sweet sorrow
Oxymoron:  sycophantic cat
Oxymoron:  systematic variance
Oxymoron:  systematically at random
Oxymoron:  talk show
Oxymoron:  tax refund
Oxymoron:  tax-free
Oxymoron:  team of independents
Oxymoron:  tech support
Oxymoron:  televised hearings
Oxymoron:  television tape
Oxymoron:  tenuous lies
Oxymoron:  term limit
Oxymoron:  term meaning stupid as an ox
Oxymoron:  terribly nice
Oxymoron:  the best of Rush Limbaugh
Oxymoron:  three originals
Oxymoron:  thundering silence
Oxymoron:  tight flexibility
Oxymoron:  timeless library
Oxymoron:  too many taglines
Oxymoron:  totalitarian democracy
Oxymoron:  traditionally radical
Oxymoron:  traffic flow
Oxymoron:  trial learning
Oxymoron:  true DOS multi-tasking
Oxymoron:  true confessions
Oxymoron:  true love
Oxymoron:  true sincerity
Oxymoron:  truth in politics
Oxymoron:  tv commentator
Oxymoron:  unacceptable solution
Oxymoron:  unachievable accomplishments
Oxymoron:  unclear information
Oxymoron:  undercrowded criminal justice system
Oxymoron:  understanding UNIX
Oxymoron:  understanding wife
Oxymoron:  uniform scraps
Oxymoron:  unique uniform
Oxymoron:  unusual routine
Oxymoron:  uprooted plant
Oxymoron:  upside-down logic
Oxymoron:  user friendliness
Oxymoron:  user friendly - idiot-proof
Oxymoron:  vacant dwelling
Oxymoron:  vague memory
Oxymoron:  vague recollection
Oxymoron:  vaguely recall
Oxymoron:  valueless education
Oxymoron:  vanilla fudge
Oxymoron:  vegetarian chili
Oxymoron:  very much uninspired
Oxymoron:  vexation exercise
Oxymoron:  vice admiral
Oxymoron:  villainous hero
Oxymoron:  virtual reality
Oxymoron:  virtual storage
Oxymoron:  vociferous silence
Oxymoron:  voluntary contributions
Oxymoron:  vulcan sentimentality
Oxymoron:  war games
Oxymoron:  waste management
Oxymoron:  water landing
Oxymoron:  weak president
Oxymoron:  wealthy professor
Oxymoron:  weather forecast
Oxymoron:  whole half
Oxymoron:  whole hemisphere
Oxymoron:  wicked good
Oxymoron:  wickedly funny
Oxymoron:  wickedly nice
Oxymoron:  windows expert!
Oxymoron:  windows power user
Oxymoron:  windows productivity
Oxymoron:  wonderfully ambiguous
Oxymoron:  work party
Oxymoron:  working dinner
Oxymoron:  working vacation
Oxymoron: "... runs under Windows."
Oxymoron: "The honor of the French."
Oxymoron: "Windows power user"
Oxymoron: "runs under Windows."
Oxymoron: ..And we're world famous.. locally
Oxymoron: 10K fun run
Oxymoron: 6502-based Computer
Oxymoron: A Catholic WASP
Oxymoron: A Little Ironic.
Oxymoron: A Peacemaker Missile
Oxymoron: A Peacemaker Missile is an oxymoron.
Oxymoron: A Stupid Zit.
Oxymoron: A Truthful Politician.
Oxymoron: A compassionate Republican.
Oxymoron: A fiscally prudent Democrat.
Oxymoron: A frugal Democrat.
Oxymoron: A frugal Republican.
Oxymoron: A good politician.
Oxymoron: A guy who doesn't know how to use zit cream
Oxymoron: A honest Republican.
Oxymoron: A honest politician.
Oxymoron: A just war
Oxymoron: A lighter Dark Beer
Oxymoron: A little big
Oxymoron: A new classic
Oxymoron: A really, really dumb ox.
Oxymoron: A really, really, dumb baby ox!
Oxymoron: A riskless democracy
Oxymoron: A thinking liberal.
Oxymoron: A truthful Republican.
Oxymoron: A truthful democrat.
Oxymoron: A truthful politician
Oxymoron: A wise democrat.
Oxymoron: AC/DC Unplugged
Oxymoron: AOL Canada
Oxymoron: ATM Teller Machine
Oxymoron: ATM Teller Machine? Oxymoron!
Oxymoron: Absent Witness.
Oxymoron: Academic Salary.
Oxymoron: Academic dean.
Oxymoron: Academic salary
Oxymoron: Academic scholar.
Oxymoron: Academic sorority
Oxymoron: Accidentally on purpose.
Oxymoron: Accordion music
Oxymoron: Accurate stereotype
Oxymoron: Aching Joys
Oxymoron: Acne cream for an idiot!
Oxymoron: Acrylic glass
Oxymoron: Act natural.
Oxymoron: Action committee.
Oxymoron: Active Reserve.
Oxymoron: Activity break
Oxymoron: Adequate security.
Oxymoron: Adult children.
Oxymoron: Advanced basic
Oxymoron: Aerobic exercise
Oxymoron: Affirmative action
Oxymoron: Affirmative action, equal opportunity
Oxymoron: Aggressive Begging.
Oxymoron: Aging yuppie
Oxymoron: Air Force Work
Oxymoron: Air traffic control.
Oxymoron: Airline cuisine.
Oxymoron: Airline food
Oxymoron: Airport security.
Oxymoron: Almost Candid
Oxymoron: Almost Suddenly
Oxymoron: Almost Totally.
Oxymoron: Almost a Negative Pregnancy.
Oxymoron: Almost candid.
Oxymoron: Almost exactly
Oxymoron: Almost no Comment
Oxymoron: Almost round.
Oxymoron: Almost safe
Oxymoron: Almost totally
Oxymoron: Alone together
Oxymoron: Ambiguous Law
Oxymoron: American English.
Oxymoron: American Honda
Oxymoron: American beer
Oxymoron: American chop suey
Oxymoron: American culture
Oxymoron: American education
Oxymoron: American geographers
Oxymoron: American history
Oxymoron: American peace keepers.
Oxymoron: Amiable Divorce
Oxymoron: Amiga computer.
Oxymoron: Amiga friend
Oxymoron: Amtrack Schedule.
Oxymoron: An Honest Democrat.
Oxymoron: An Honest Politician.
Oxymoron: An astronomically low rate of failures.
Oxymoron: An honest Democrat
Oxymoron: An honest politician.
Oxymoron: An innocent virus
Oxymoron: Anarchy rules!
Oxymoron: Ancient Technology
Oxymoron: Antipoverty Workers.
Oxymoron: Anxious Patient
Oxymoron: Apartment home.
Oxymoron: Apparent Contradiction.
Oxymoron: Apparently Civil Government.
Oxymoron: Apparently civil government.
Oxymoron: Apple Tech Support.
Oxymoron: Appropriate Happenstance
Oxymoron: Arms limitation
Oxymoron: Army Intelligence
Oxymoron: Arrogant Humility
Oxymoron: Art student
Oxymoron: Artificial intelligence
Oxymoron: Assisted Suicide
Oxymoron: Atari Marketing
Oxymoron: Athletic scholarship.
Oxymoron: Atlantic Front.
Oxymoron: Australian spelling
Oxymoron: Authentic Replica
Oxymoron: Authentic reproduction
Oxymoron: Automated data processing.
Oxymoron: Awfully good
Oxymoron: Baby Grand.
Oxymoron: Back to the future
Oxymoron: Bad Sex.
Oxymoron: Bad Tagline
Oxymoron: Bad health
Oxymoron: Baked Alaska
Oxymoron: Balanced opinion.
Oxymoron: Balding hair
Oxymoron: Bankrupt millionaire
Oxymoron: Barely dressed.
Oxymoron: Begin Initially.
Oxymoron: Belligerent Begging
Oxymoron: Benevolent Despot.
Oxymoron: Better than new
Oxymoron: Beyond Infinity
Oxymoron: Bicameral Unity.
Oxymoron: Bipartisan Cooperation
Oxymoron: Bittersweet
Oxymoron: Black Racist.
Oxymoron: Black light
Oxymoron: Black racist is an oxymoron.
Oxymoron: Black-Body Radiation.
Oxymoron: Blameless Criminals.
Oxymoron: Blameless Culprits
Oxymoron: Blameless Thieves.
Oxymoron: Blameless culprits.
Oxymoron: Blameless terrorists.
Oxymoron: Blameless thieves
Oxymoron: Blameless villains.
Oxymoron: Boastful Exaggerations.
Oxymoron: Bob Hope Special.
Oxymoron: Boneless ribs.
Oxymoron: Boring orgasm
Oxymoron: Bosnian Cease-Fire
Oxymoron: Bottoms up.
Oxymoron: Bridegroom
Oxymoron: British fashion
Oxymoron: Broad Compartment-mentalization
Oxymoron: Brotherly Love.
Oxymoron: Budget Resolution
Oxymoron: Budget deficit
Oxymoron: Budget gourmet.
Oxymoron: Bug Free Code
Oxymoron: Bug free code.
Oxymoron: Buggy virus
Oxymoron: Business ethics.
Oxymoron: Butt head
Oxymoron: C.I.A.
Oxymoron: CIA Requests.
Oxymoron: CIA management.
Oxymoron: CNN style
Oxymoron: Cabinet Government.
Oxymoron: Cafeteria food
Oxymoron: California culture
Oxymoron: California expressway
Oxymoron: Can I ask you a question?
Oxymoron: Canadian culture
Oxymoron: Canadian identity.
Oxymoron: Canadian nationalism
Oxymoron: Canadian nationalism (not an oxymoron before the Mulroney years)
Oxymoron: Canadian nationalism.
Oxymoron: Cardinal sin.
Oxymoron: Casual intimacy
Oxymoron: Casually Concerned
Oxymoron: Cat proof.
Oxymoron: Cavalier Concern
Oxymoron: Censorship Freedom.
Oxymoron: Central Intelligence Agency
Oxymoron: Centrally-planned economy
Oxymoron: Certain Risk
Oxymoron: Certainly Unsure.
Oxymoron: Chance Goals
Oxymoron: Chaos Theory
Oxymoron: Cheap Labour
Oxymoron: Cheerful pessimist
Oxymoron: Cherokee pioneer
Oxymoron: Chicken fingers
Oxymoron: Chicken fingers lead crystal
Oxymoron: Child proof
Oxymoron: Chilling fever.
Oxymoron: Chow Baby.
Oxymoron: Christian Scientists
Oxymoron: Christian education.
Oxymoron: Christian militia
Oxymoron: Church of Scientology
Oxymoron: Civil Law
Oxymoron: Civil War.
Oxymoron: Civil engineer.
Oxymoron: Civil libertarian
Oxymoron: Civil servant
Oxymoron: Civil war
Oxymoron: Civilized divorce
Oxymoron: Classic Rock!
Oxymoron: Classic rock & roll
Oxymoron: Classified advertising.
Oxymoron: Clean Landfill.
Oxymoron: Clean hack
Oxymoron: Clear as mud
Oxymoron: Clearly misunderstood
Oxymoron: Clinton Cares.
Oxymoron: Clinton Economics.
Oxymoron: Clinton leadership
Oxymoron: Clinton's credibility
Oxymoron: Closed Hearing.
Oxymoron: Coarse Diplomat.
Oxymoron: Coca-Cola Foods
Oxymoron: Coed fraternity/sorority
Oxymoron: Coed sorority.
Oxymoron: Cold as hell.
Oxymoron: Cold comfort.
Oxymoron: Cold toast.
Oxymoron: Collective liberty
Oxymoron: College algebra
Oxymoron: College education
Oxymoron: College student.
Oxymoron: Colored music
Oxymoron: Colt Peacemaker.
Oxymoron: Columbia Football.
Oxymoron: Comics and Investment
Oxymoron: Coming Home
Oxymoron: Commercial Art.
Oxymoron: Committee decision
Oxymoron: Committee schedule
Oxymoron: Common Sense
Oxymoron: Common sense is an oxymoron.
Oxymoron: Common sense.
Oxymoron: Communist Party
Oxymoron: Compassionate Politician.
Oxymoron: Compassionate editor.
Oxymoron: Compitition Committee
Oxymoron: Completed Research.
Oxymoron: Completely Educated
Oxymoron: Compulsory volunteering
Oxymoron: Computer Jock.
Oxymoron: Computer science.
Oxymoron: Computer security
Oxymoron: Confused Males.
Oxymoron: Congressional Action.
Oxymoron: Congressional Ethics
Oxymoron: Congressional Ethics Committee
Oxymoron: Congressional Ethics.
Oxymoron: Congressional Responsibility.
Oxymoron: Congressional action
Oxymoron: Congressional ethics
Oxymoron: Congressional leadership
Oxymoron: Congressional oversight.
Oxymoron: Conscripted Volunteer
Oxymoron: Conservative Activist.
Oxymoron: Conservative Democrat.
Oxymoron: Conservative Planner.
Oxymoron: Conservative Scholar
Oxymoron: Conservative compassion
Oxymoron: Conservative planner.
Oxymoron: Consistent Discrepancies.
Oxymoron: Conspicuous absence
Oxymoron: Constant Change.
Oxymoron: Constant variable.
Oxymoron: Construction worker
Oxymoron: Contra Aid
Oxymoron: Contra Assistance.
Oxymoron: Contra aid.
Oxymoron: Contra assistance
Oxymoron: Controlled Enthusiasm
Oxymoron: Convenience Stores.
Oxymoron: Conventional wisdom.
Oxymoron: Convienience store
Oxymoron: Convinced Skeptic.
Oxymoron: Cooking Glue
Oxymoron: Cooperative multitasking
Oxymoron: Corporate planning
Oxymoron: Corporation for Public Broadcasting
Oxymoron: Cost Efficient
Oxymoron: Cost effective
Oxymoron: Cost efficient
Oxymoron: Country music
Oxymoron: Courtesy towing
Oxymoron: Crash landing.
Oxymoron: Creation science
Oxymoron: Criminal Intelligence
Oxymoron: Criminal Lawyer is an oxymoron.
Oxymoron: Criminal Lawyer.
Oxymoron: Criminal justice.
Oxymoron: Critically acclaimed
Oxymoron: Crowded Sky.
Oxymoron: Curved line
Oxymoron: Curving Avenue
Oxymoron: Customer satisfaction
Oxymoron: Cynical Humanitarian
Oxymoron: DOS operating system
Oxymoron: DSZ documentation
Oxymoron: Dark Ray.
Oxymoron: Data Administration.
Oxymoron: Data Processing.
Oxymoron: Data Structure.
Oxymoron: Data processing
Oxymoron: De-install.
Oxymoron: Deaf Piano Tuner.
Oxymoron: Deanna Troi Action figures!
Oxymoron: Death benefits
Oxymoron: Debugged program
Oxymoron: Debutante ball
Oxymoron: Decaffeinated coffee
Oxymoron: Decent lawyer
Oxymoron: Definite Posability.
Oxymoron: Definite maybe
Oxymoron: Definite possibility
Oxymoron: Definitely Probably.
Oxymoron: Degradable plastic
Oxymoron: Deliberate Speed.
Oxymoron: Deliberate mistake.
Oxymoron: Demanding Patient
Oxymoron: Democratic Congress.
Oxymoron: Democratic Democrat.
Oxymoron: Democratic Party.
Oxymoron: Democratic Socialism
Oxymoron: Democratic freedom.
Oxymoron: Democratic logic.
Oxymoron: Department of Interior (responsible for everything outside)
Oxymoron: Department of the Interior
Oxymoron: Desktop publishing
Oxymoron: Devout atheist.
Oxymoron: Diet candy
Oxymoron: Diet ice cream
Oxymoron: Diminished Confidence
Oxymoron: Dimwitted Democrat.
Oxymoron: Dining hall food
Oxymoron: Dip Switch
Oxymoron: Disco music
Oxymoron: Discreet Corruption
Oxymoron: Disgustingly good
Oxymoron: Disinformation.
Oxymoron: Divorce court
Oxymoron: Dodge Ram.
Oxymoron: Domestic Import
Oxymoron: Down Escalator.
Oxymoron: Down escalator/elevator
Oxymoron: Downtown Detroit.
Oxymoron: Dream Reality
Oxymoron: Dress pants
Oxymoron: Drive on parkway and park on drive way
Oxymoron: Driving pleasure
Oxymoron: Droll Executions
Oxymoron: Dry Ice: A Carbon Dioxymoron.
Oxymoron: Dry Runs.
Oxymoron: Dry Well
Oxymoron: Dry beer
Oxymoron: Dry ice
Oxymoron: Dry well.
Oxymoron: Dry wine
Oxymoron: Dull point.
Oxymoron: Dumb Blonde (no, that's redundant)
Oxymoron: Dumb Blonde (no, that's redundant).
Oxymoron: Dumb blonde
Oxymoron: Dumb blonde (no, that's redundant)
Oxymoron: Dumb blonde ..
Oxymoron: Dumb graduate of Oxford.
Oxymoron: Duplicate original.
Oxymoron: Dwarf Mammoths!
Oxymoron: Dynamic Monotone.
Oxymoron: Easy C.
Oxymoron: Easy Money.
Oxymoron: Easy OS/2 Setup
Oxymoron: Easy Payments
Oxymoron: Easy to read computer manual.
Oxymoron: Easy-open cap.
Oxymoron: Economic reform
Oxymoron: Economist.
Oxymoron: Economy in government (OPM).
Oxymoron: Educated Republican.
Oxymoron: Educational TV.
Oxymoron: Educational Television.
Oxymoron: Educational administration.
Oxymoron: Educational television
Oxymoron: Electroshock therapy
Oxymoron: Elementary calculus
Oxymoron: Empty hole
Oxymoron: Empty when full (sign on a dumpster).
Oxymoron: English chef
Oxymoron: English syntax
Oxymoron: Enquiring minds
Oxymoron: Entertaining Sermon
Oxymoron: Environmentalist bumper sticker
Oxymoron: Equal Half
Oxymoron: Equal opportunity
Oxymoron: Ergonomic keyboard
Oxymoron: Escort GT
Oxymoron: Escort GT - An oxymoron
Oxymoron: Escort GT.
Oxymoron: Eternal Life
Oxymoron: European Community
Oxymoron: Evaporated milk
Oxymoron: Even Odds.
Oxymoron: Evolutionary fact
Oxymoron: Exact change
Oxymoron: Exact estimate
Oxymoron: Exact nebulousness.
Oxymoron: Executive decision
Oxymoron: Executive secretary
Oxymoron: Exercise junkie
Oxymoron: Expensive junk.
Oxymoron: Expert Business System.
Oxymoron: Expert Consultant
Oxymoron: Exposed Insulation.
Oxymoron: Express Mail from the Post Office.
Oxymoron: Express bus
Oxymoron: Express mail
Oxymoron: Express mail from the post office.
Oxymoron: Express mail.
Oxymoron: Expressway
Oxymoron: Extensive Briefing.
Oxymoron: Extremely average.
Oxymoron: Extremely bland.
Oxymoron: Extremely neutral.
Oxymoron: Factual inaccuracies.
Oxymoron: Faculty Cooperation.
Oxymoron: Faculty Understanding
Oxymoron: Fair DM.
Oxymoron: Fair Fight
Oxymoron: Fair reporting
Oxymoron: Fair trial
Oxymoron: Fairly Obvious.
Oxymoron: Fairly comprehensive.
Oxymoron: Fake Fur
Oxymoron: Fallout shelter
Oxymoron: False Sincerity.
Oxymoron: False fact.
Oxymoron: Falsely True
Oxymoron: Family entertainment
Oxymoron: Fast BASIC.
Oxymoron: Fast Paced
Oxymoron: Fast Windows
Oxymoron: Fast food
Oxymoron: Fast idle
Oxymoron: Fast paced.
Oxymoron: Federal budget
Oxymoron: Feminine logic.
Oxymoron: Feminist logic
Oxymoron: Ferenghi Dentist.
Oxymoron: Ferengi Generosity
Oxymoron: Ferrengi Dentist.
Oxymoron: Ferret proof
Oxymoron: Fighting for peace
Oxymoron: Final Beta
Oxymoron: Final Version
Oxymoron: Final conclusion.
Oxymoron: Final version
Oxymoron: Finally Once Again.
Oxymoron: Finally again.
Oxymoron: Fire water.
Oxymoron: Firm Maybe
Oxymoron: First Class Private
Oxymoron: First Deadline.
Oxymoron: First Lieutenant
Oxymoron: First Version.
Oxymoron: First annual
Oxymoron: First class private.
Oxymoron: First lieutenant.
Oxymoron: First-strike defense
Oxymoron: Fish Farm.
Oxymoron: Flaccid erection.
Oxymoron: Flat-busted
Oxymoron: Flatt's Hill
Oxymoron: Flexible freeze
Oxymoron: Folk song writer.
Oxymoron: Football scholarship.
Oxymoron: For the blonde that is too stupid to use Oxy-10.
Oxymoron: For those not smart enough to use OXY-5 or OXY-10.
Oxymoron: For those really stupid pimples.
Oxymoron: For those too dumb to use OXY-5 & OXY-10
Oxymoron: For those too stupid to know how to use Oxy-10.
Oxymoron: Foreign Alien.
Oxymoron: Foreign Policy Continuity
Oxymoron: Forgotten memories.
Oxymoron: Former Evangelist
Oxymoron: Forth programming language.
Oxymoron: Found missing
Oxymoron: Four-cornered triangle.
Oxymoron: Foxy chick
Oxymoron: Free Society.
Oxymoron: Free election
Oxymoron: Free electron laser
Oxymoron: Free health care
Oxymoron: Free love.
Oxymoron: Free prisoner.
Oxymoron: Free trade.
Oxymoron: Free with purchase
Oxymoron: Freezer burn
Oxymoron: French courtesy
Oxymoron: French culture
Oxymoron: Fresh Frozen.
Oxymoron: Friendly Amiga
Oxymoron: Friendly Enemies
Oxymoron: Friendly SysOp
Oxymoron: Friendly advice
Oxymoron: Friendly competitor
Oxymoron: Friendly enemies.
Oxymoron: Friendly fire
Oxymoron: Friendly fire (being accidentally shot at by your own compatriots)
Oxymoron: Friendly fire.
Oxymoron: Friendly takeover.
Oxymoron: Frigid heat
Oxymoron: Front End
Oxymoron: Frugal Liberal
Oxymoron: Frugal Republican
Oxymoron: Frugal bureaucrat.
Oxymoron: Full service
Oxymoron: Full time hobby.
Oxymoron: Full-length bikini
Oxymoron: Fulltime Hobby.
Oxymoron: Functional manager
Oxymoron: Funny clean joke
Oxymoron: Future history.
Oxymoron: Fuzzy logic
Oxymoron: Gay drill sergeant
Oxymoron: General Specificity
Oxymoron: Generally Aware.
Oxymoron: Generally specific.
Oxymoron: Genuine fake.
Oxymoron: Genuine imitation
Oxymoron: Genuine synthetic.
Oxymoron: Giant Shrimp
Oxymoron: Glacier like Rapidity
Oxymoron: Good Alan Rudolph films
Oxymoron: Good Government
Oxymoron: Good Grief.
Oxymoron: Good Loser.
Oxymoron: Good Morning
Oxymoron: Good Sex.
Oxymoron: Good Temper.
Oxymoron: Good Trek Science
Oxymoron: Good loser.
Oxymoron: Good mother-in-law.
Oxymoron: Good politician
Oxymoron: Gourmet pizza
Oxymoron: Government Assistance.
Oxymoron: Government Intelligence
Oxymoron: Government Intelligence - Another Oxymoron!
Oxymoron: Government Intelligence.
Oxymoron: Government Intelligence: The biggest oxymoron of all.
Oxymoron: Government Planning.
Oxymoron: Government Savings
Oxymoron: Government Service.
Oxymoron: Government aid.
Oxymoron: Government aid/assistance
Oxymoron: Government budget.
Oxymoron: Government efficiency.
Oxymoron: Government for the People
Oxymoron: Government organization.
Oxymoron: Government planning.
Oxymoron: Government savings.
Oxymoron: Government service.
Oxymoron: Government worker
Oxymoron: Graduate student
Oxymoron: Grape Nuts.
Oxymoron: Great Britain
Oxymoron: Great Democratic Mind
Oxymoron: Great Democratic Mind, Great Republican Mind.
Oxymoron: Great Democratic Mind.
Oxymoron: Great Depression
Oxymoron: Great Detail
Oxymoron: Great Republican Mind.
Oxymoron: Great depression
Oxymoron: Great detail.
Oxymoron: Greater Cleveland.
Oxymoron: Greater Good.
Oxymoron: Gregarious recluse.
Oxymoron: Grossly Unfair.
Oxymoron: Ground floor.
Oxymoron: Guest host.
Oxymoron: Gun Control
Oxymoron: Gun Control Brady Bill
Oxymoron: Gun Control.
Oxymoron: Gun Control..Brady bill...an Oxymoron!
Oxymoron: Gun control.
Oxymoron: Gunboat diplomacy
Oxymoron: Half-democracies.
Oxymoron: Half-word.
Oxymoron: Happy Birthday (oxymoron to anybody over 40).
Oxymoron: Happy Birthday.
Oxymoron: Happy Medium.
Oxymoron: Happy Monday
Oxymoron: Hard disk
Oxymoron: Hard water
Oxymoron: Hard-wired.
Oxymoron: Harvard-educated
Oxymoron: Harvard-educated
Oxymoron: Hayes Smartmodem
Oxymoron: Hazardous waste disposal
Oxymoron: Helicopter flight
Oxymoron: High Negative Ratings.
Oxymoron: High Tech PC
Oxymoron: High Tech PC
Oxymoron: High negative.
Oxymoron: High school education
Oxymoron: High-level Depression.
Oxymoron: Higher education
Oxymoron: Hilarious Funerals.
Oxymoron: Hillary Rodham Clinton and open-door meetings.
Oxymoron: Historical Truth.
Oxymoron: Holy Hell
Oxymoron: Holy Roman Empire
Oxymoron: Holy war
Oxymoron: Homeless shelter
Oxymoron: Homicide survivors.
Oxymoron: Honest Convict.
Oxymoron: Honest Crook!
Oxymoron: Honest Government.
Oxymoron: Honest Politician
Oxymoron: Honest campaign
Oxymoron: Honest crook!
Oxymoron: Honest government
Oxymoron: Hopelessly optimistic
Oxymoron: Hot Chilli
Oxymoron: House Ethics Committee
Oxymoron: Hubble's constant
Oxymoron: Huge market niche
Oxymoron: Human Dignity.
Oxymoron: Human Intelligence.
Oxymoron: Human evolution
Oxymoron: Humane Society
Oxymoron: Humane robotics.
Oxymoron: Humble Arrogance.
Oxymoron: Humor Moderator
Oxymoron: Humor Moderator
Oxymoron: I read part of it all the way through
Oxymoron: IBM compatible.
Oxymoron: Idiot over angels 12.5.
Oxymoron: Idiot-proof.
Oxymoron: Illegal immigrant
Oxymoron: Illegal immigrant (we Canadians shy away from the word alien).
Oxymoron: Illegal immigrant.
Oxymoron: Inconceivable.
Oxymoron: Indecent exposure
Oxymoron: Industrial park
Oxymoron: Infinite number
Oxymoron: Informed consent.
Oxymoron: Initial Resignation.
Oxymoron: Inquiring minds
Oxymoron: Institutional Revolutionary Party
Oxymoron: Intelligent females.
Oxymoron: Intelligent life forms.
Oxymoron: Intense Apathy.
Oxymoron: Interesting Canadian Politics
Oxymoron: Internal Revenue Service
Oxymoron: International Law
Oxymoron: Investment in comics
Oxymoron: Irate patient
Oxymoron: Ironclad Guarantee
Oxymoron: Irregularly Scheduled
Oxymoron: Italian egg rolls
Oxymoron: Japanese Trade
Oxymoron: Jocular Murder Trials.
Oxymoron: Journalistic accuracy
Oxymoron: Journalistic integrity
Oxymoron: Jumbo shrimp.
Oxymoron: Junk food
Oxymoron: Just in Time (JIT)
Oxymoron: Just war.
Oxymoron: Justice Rehnquist.
Oxymoron: Justice Thomas
Oxymoron: K-mart quality
Oxymoron: Kentucky Fried Chicken
Oxymoron: Kind Moderator
Oxymoron: Klingon diplomacy
Oxymoron: Kosher for Yom Kippur.
Oxymoron: Kosher ham
Oxymoron: Lace-up loafers
Oxymoron: Lady Mud Wrestler.
Oxymoron: Lady Rams
Oxymoron: Lady Rams (a Ryerson University, Toronto women's athletic team)
Oxymoron: Lady Rams.
Oxymoron: Large-scale Mini-computers.
Oxymoron: Largest Minority Group -New York City administration
Oxymoron: Largest minority group.
Oxymoron: Last First
Oxymoron: Lead balloons
Oxymoron: Least favorite.
Oxymoron: Lebanese government
Oxymoron: Left Handed Screwdrivers
Oxymoron: Legal Brief.
Oxymoron: Legal Thought.
Oxymoron: Legal ethics
Oxymoron: Legally drunk
Oxymoron: Lesser Evil.
Oxymoron: Let me know if ya want more
Oxymoron: Liberal Fundamentalists
Oxymoron: Liberal Logic.
Oxymoron: Liberal Party (conservative)
Oxymoron: Liberal Scholar.
Oxymoron: Liberal fundamentalists.
Oxymoron: Liberal scholar.
Oxymoron: Liberal, Kansas.
Oxymoron: Light heavyweight
Oxymoron: Lighter Dark Beer
Oxymoron: Limited immunity
Oxymoron: Linear curve.
Oxymoron: Liquid Smoke.
Oxymoron: Liquid crystal
Oxymoron: Liquid gas.
Oxymoron: Lite Beer.
Oxymoron: Lite rock.
Oxymoron: Literal interpretation
Oxymoron: Little Giants (from the current movie).
Oxymoron: Little Hope.
Oxymoron: Live television
Oxymoron: Live television.
Oxymoron: Living dead
Oxymoron: Living dead
Oxymoron: Local Network.
Oxymoron: Long Island Expressway
Oxymoron: Loose Gridlock.
Oxymoron: Loose tights.
Oxymoron: Loving Hate.
Oxymoron: Low Positive Image.
Oxymoron: Low-Profile Public Approach.
Oxymoron: Luxury Bus.
Oxymoron: Macintosh Computer
Oxymoron: Macintosh Computer
Oxymoron: Male compassion
Oxymoron: Male feminists
Oxymoron: Male help (domestic).
Oxymoron: Managed Competition
Oxymoron: Management Science.
Oxymoron: Management action
Oxymoron: Management decision.
Oxymoron: Management style
Oxymoron: Management support
Oxymoron: Mandatory option
Oxymoron: Mankind.
Oxymoron: Manson family values
Oxymoron: Marijuana initiative
Oxymoron: Marketing strategy
Oxymoron: Married life
Oxymoron: Martial law
Oxymoron: Master copy
Oxymoron: Math teacher
Oxymoron: Mature student
Oxymoron: McDonald's food.
Oxymoron: McDonalds dinner
Oxymoron: Meaning stupid Ox.
Oxymoron: Meatless sausage
Oxymoron: Medicaid payment
Oxymoron: Medical ethics
Oxymoron: Metal woods
Oxymoron: Micro-mainframe.
Oxymoron: Microsoft Access.
Oxymoron: Microsoft Works
Oxymoron: Middle East Peace
Oxymoron: Middle East peace process
Oxymoron: Mighty Mouse
Oxymoron: Mild interest
Oxymoron: Mildly Psychotic.
Oxymoron: Militant Feminist
Oxymoron: Militart justice
Oxymoron: Military Intelligence is an oxymoron!
Oxymoron: Military Intelligence.
Oxymoron: Military Intelligence: The ultimate oxymoron.
Oxymoron: Military Propriety.
Oxymoron: Military intelligence
Oxymoron: Military intelligence and Tech support!
Oxymoron: Military medicine.
Oxymoron: Military peace
Oxymoron: Military security.
Oxymoron: Mini-Fire storm.
Oxymoron: Minimize to the maximum.
Oxymoron: Minmei singing
Oxymoron: Minor Moment.
Oxymoron: Minor disaster
Oxymoron: Minor miracle.
Oxymoron: Mismatch.
Oxymoron: Mobil station
Oxymoron: Model prisoner.
Oxymoron: Moderate Iranians.
Oxymoron: Moderate Liberal.
Oxymoron: Moderate Republican.
Oxymoron: Moderate liberal
Oxymoron: Moderator humor
Oxymoron: Modified final judgement
Oxymoron: Monopoly
Oxymoron: Moral Majority
Oxymoron: Moral politician.
Oxymoron: Mutual Aversion.
Oxymoron: Mutual attraction
Oxymoron: Mutually exclusive
Oxymoron: My Humble Opinion
Oxymoron: N + 1
Oxymoron: NFL competition committee
Oxymoron: NFL follies
Oxymoron: Natural Grass
Oxymoron: Natural Synthetic.
Oxymoron: Navy Man
Oxymoron: Near miss.
Oxymoron: Necessary evil.
Oxymoron: Never generalize
Oxymoron: New Classic Rock
Oxymoron: New Democrat
Oxymoron: New Mexico
Oxymoron: New and improved.
Oxymoron: Nice cat
Oxymoron: Nice demon.
Oxymoron: Night of the Living Dead
Oxymoron: No action.
Oxymoron: Noble savage
Oxymoron: Non dairy Creamer.
Oxymoron: Non-alcoholic Beer.
Oxymoron: Non-binding contract.
Oxymoron: Non-dairy creamer.
Oxymoron: Non-denominational church
Oxymoron: Non-stop flight
Oxymoron: Non-working mother.
Oxymoron: Nonalcoholic beer.
Oxymoron: Nonworking mother
Oxymoron: Normal Controversy.
Oxymoron: Normal Espionage.
Oxymoron: Not concerned.
Oxymoron: Noticeably Less Aggressive.
Oxymoron: Now, now
Oxymoron: Now, then
Oxymoron: Nuclear defense
Oxymoron: Nuclear safety
Oxymoron: Numb Feeling
Oxymoron: Objective parent
Oxymoron: Oddly appropriate
Oxymoron: Often unpredictable
Oxymoron: Old news
Oxymoron: One size fits all
Oxymoron: One who does not know how to use pimple medicat
Oxymoron: One who has used too much acne goo.
Oxymoron: One-sided dialogue
Oxymoron: Only Choice.
Oxymoron: Open lock
Oxymoron: Open-minded conservative
Oxymoron: Operating system
Oxymoron: Operation rescue
Oxymoron: Organized religion.
Oxymoron: Original copies.
Oxymoron: Original copy
Oxymoron: Oversized brief
Oxymoron: Pacific Ocean
Oxymoron: Paid amateur
Oxymoron: Paid volunteers.
Oxymoron: Painless Dentistry
Oxymoron: Painless childbirth.
Oxymoron: Paper china
Oxymoron: Paperless office
Oxymoron: Paradox:  Two MDs.
Oxymoron: Partial conclusion
Oxymoron: Partial success
Oxymoron: Partially completed
Oxymoron: Partially furnished
Oxymoron: Partly engaged
Oxymoron: Partly pregnant
Oxymoron: Passive Reply.
Oxymoron: Passive activity
Oxymoron: Passive aggression
Oxymoron: Passive confrontation
Oxymoron: Passive reply
Oxymoron: Patiently wait
Oxymoron: Peace Offensive.
Oxymoron: Peace force
Oxymoron: Peace keeper missile.
Oxymoron: Peace offensive
Oxymoron: Peace officer
Oxymoron: PeaceMaker missle
Oxymoron: Peacekeeper missile
Oxymoron: Peacemaker Missile.
Oxymoron: PennDOT work crew
Oxymoron: People's Army.
Oxymoron: People's Democratic Republic Of Yemen
Oxymoron: Perfect idiot
Oxymoron: Perfect misfit
Oxymoron: Perfectly legitimate
Oxymoron: Perhaps Predictably.
Oxymoron: Permanent fad
Oxymoron: Permanent temp
Oxymoron: Persistent ambivalence
Oxymoron: Personal Computer.
Oxymoron: Personalized form letter
Oxymoron: Petty Officer.
Oxymoron: Petty cash
Oxymoron: Philosophy science
Oxymoron: Pigeon's Milk
Oxymoron: Pious atheists
Oxymoron: Planned Serendipity.
Oxymoron: Plastic canvas
Oxymoron: Plastic glass.
Oxymoron: Plastic silverware
Oxymoron: Plastic snow.
Oxymoron: Plastic straw
Oxymoron: Plymouth Reliant
Oxymoron: Pocket calculator
Oxymoron: Police protection
Oxymoron: Polite cabbies.
Oxymoron: Political Correctness
Oxymoron: Political Process.
Oxymoron: Political embarrassment (no, that's redundant)
Oxymoron: Political ethics.
Oxymoron: Political leadership
Oxymoron: Political process
Oxymoron: Political promise
Oxymoron: Political science
Oxymoron: Politically Correct.
Oxymoron: Politically correct, the perfect oxymoron.
Oxymoron: Poor Republican
Oxymoron: Pop art
Oxymoron: Positive calamity
Oxymoron: Postal Service.
Oxymoron: Postal Worker
Oxymoron: Postal service
Oxymoron: Postal worker.
Oxymoron: Pot luck
Oxymoron: Potential has-been.
Oxymoron: Practical joke
Oxymoron: Practical logic
Oxymoron: Practical theory
Oxymoron: Preacher politicians
Oxymoron: Precision bombing
Oxymoron: Preliminary conclusion
Oxymoron: Prepare to Commence.
Oxymoron: Prepost
Oxymoron: President Bill Clinton
Oxymoron: President Bush.
Oxymoron: President Clinton
Oxymoron: President Clinton [or is that just moron]
Oxymoron: Presidential ethics
Oxymoron: Presidential promises
Oxymoron: Press release
Oxymoron: Pretested Condoms
Oxymoron: Pretty Good Privacy.
Oxymoron: Pretty Ice-storm
Oxymoron: Pretty Ugly
Oxymoron: Pretty ice-storm.
Oxymoron: Pretty ugly.
Oxymoron: Private e-mail
Oxymoron: Pro-contra.
Oxymoron: Production meeting.
Oxymoron: Productivity committee
Oxymoron: Professional courtesy
Oxymoron: Programmer's Oxymoron: Spare-Time
Oxymoron: Progress in Congress.
Oxymoron: Pronounced silence.
Oxymoron: Proprietary standard
Oxymoron: Psychiatric care
Oxymoron: Public Secrecy.
Oxymoron: Public Servant
Oxymoron: Public Servant
Oxymoron: Public covert policy.
Oxymoron: Public school education
Oxymoron: Public secrecy
Oxymoron: Punk fashion.
Oxymoron: Pure Speculation.
Oxymoron: Pure nonsense
Oxymoron: Pure sludge
Oxymoron: Pure speculation
Oxymoron: Purely political
Oxymoron: QWK Packet!
Oxymoron: Qualified success
Oxymoron: Quality assurance
Oxymoron: Quality service
Oxymoron: Quebec intellectual
Oxymoron: Quick C.
Oxymoron: Quick fix.
Oxymoron: Quick reboot
Oxymoron: QuickBASIC
Oxymoron: Quiet Party
Oxymoron: Race walking
Oxymoron: Rafe politics.
Oxymoron: Rain solidly.
Oxymoron: Random choice
Oxymoron: Random File Organization.
Oxymoron: Random logic
Oxymoron: Random order
Oxymoron: Randomly organized
Oxymoron: Rap Tune
Oxymoron: Rap music!
Oxymoron: Rapid transit
Oxymoron: Rare steak
Oxymoron: Rather direct
Oxymoron: Rational ravings
Oxymoron: Reagan credibility
Oxymoron: Reagan memoirs
Oxymoron: Real Fantasy.
Oxymoron: Real Fishing Story
Oxymoron: Real fantasy
Oxymoron: Real hypothetical
Oxymoron: Real magic
Oxymoron: Realistic schedule
Oxymoron: Realtime computing
Oxymoron: Reasonable female
Oxymoron: Recently new
Oxymoron: Reciprocal concession
Oxymoron: Reckless caution
Oxymoron: Red Indians
Oxymoron: Regional Pantheists.
Oxymoron: Regular Random.
Oxymoron: Reinvent
Oxymoron: Relatively obscure
Oxymoron: Relativistic correction
Oxymoron: Relaxed Genes.
Oxymoron: Relentlessly Continued.
Oxymoron: Reliable network.
Oxymoron: Religious Fundamentalists.
Oxymoron: Religious education
Oxymoron: Religious fact
Oxymoron: Religious fundamentalists.
Oxymoron: Religious science
Oxymoron: Religious tolerance
Oxymoron: Removable sticker
Oxymoron: Repeatedly Redundant.
Oxymoron: Republican Atheist.
Oxymoron: Republican Atheist.
Oxymoron: Republican Diplomat
Oxymoron: Republican atheist.
Oxymoron: Republican diplomat.
Oxymoron: Republican initiative
Oxymoron: Republican math expert.
Oxymoron: Republican party.
Oxymoron: Requires Microsoft Windows.
Oxymoron: Resident Alien.
Oxymoron: Resident Visitor is an oxymoron!
Oxymoron: Resident Visitor.
Oxymoron: Resident alien
Oxymoron: Resident visitor
Oxymoron: Resolute ambivalence
Oxymoron: Respectable lawyer
Oxymoron: Respective Conventions.
Oxymoron: Responsible committee
Oxymoron: Restless sleep
Oxymoron: Restrained grandparent
Oxymoron: Right-wing logic.
Oxymoron: Rising Deficits.
Oxymoron: River walk
Oxymoron: Rock opera.
Oxymoron: Rolling stop
Oxymoron: Routine emergency
Oxymoron: Royal family.
Oxymoron: Russian economy
Oxymoron: Safe Politics.
Oxymoron: Safe Sex.
Oxymoron: Safe and Legal Abortion
Oxymoron: Safe sex.
Oxymoron: Same Difference.
Oxymoron: Sandinista Compliance.
Oxymoron: Sane Warner
Oxymoron: Sane Warner Sibling
Oxymoron: Sanitary landfill
Oxymoron: Satisfied Democrat
Oxymoron: Saving price
Oxymoron: Savings & loan
Oxymoron: School (Cafeteria) Food
Oxymoron: School food
Oxymoron: Scottish Danish (actual pastry sold at 7-11)
Oxymoron: Second Annual Tour of Classic New Homes.
Oxymoron: Second Initiatives.
Oxymoron: Second childhood
Oxymoron: Second initiatives
Oxymoron: Secure Unix
Oxymoron: Sedate sex
Oxymoron: Self-dependent
Oxymoron: Semi truck
Oxymoron: Semiboneless Ham.
Oxymoron: Senate Ethics
Oxymoron: Senate Ethics Committee
Oxymoron: Senate Ethics.
Oxymoron: Senatorial courtesy
Oxymoron: Sensible shoes
Oxymoron: Sensitive male
Oxymoron: Sergeant Major
Oxymoron: Serious barbecue
Oxymoron: Serious comedy
Oxymoron: Severely killed
Oxymoron: Severely/slightly killed
Oxymoron: Sharp cookie
Oxymoron: Shipment is by car, and cargo by boat.
Oxymoron: Shooting blanks
Oxymoron: Shortcut
Oxymoron: Shyly pompous
Oxymoron: Silent noise
Oxymoron: Silent scream
Oxymoron: Silent testimony
Oxymoron: Silken bonds
Oxymoron: Simple System.
Oxymoron: Simple calculus
Oxymoron: Simple system
Oxymoron: Simple technology
Oxymoron: Sincere Lie.
Oxymoron: Sincere congressman
Oxymoron: Sincere lie
Oxymoron: Sisterly love.
Oxymoron: Sit up
Oxymoron: Slightly killed
Oxymoron: Slow children (sign with picture of running child)
Oxymoron: Slow speed
Oxymoron: Small crowd
Oxymoron: Smart blonde.
Oxymoron: Smart democrat
Oxymoron: Smart drugs
Oxymoron: Snow Removal Plan.
Oxymoron: Social activist.
Oxymoron: Social science
Oxymoron: Soft rock
Oxymoron: Software documentation
Oxymoron: Software engineer
Oxymoron: Solid glass
Oxymoron: Solipsists of the World, Untie.
Oxymoron: Someone who thinks all those pimple meds work!
Oxymoron: Somewhat Ambiguous.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Eloquently.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Fairly Explicit.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Informed.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Narrow Attitude.
Oxymoron: Sophisticated New Yorker.
Oxymoron: Sophisticated New Yorker.
Oxymoron: Southern justice
Oxymoron: Soviet Life.
Oxymoron: Soviet Union.
Oxymoron: Spare rib
Oxymoron: Speed limit
Oxymoron: Speeding Yugo.
Oxymoron: Speedy Trial
Oxymoron: Split level
Oxymoron: Sports sedan
Oxymoron: Stand down
Oxymoron: Standard deviation
Oxymoron: Standard options.
Oxymoron: Stealth bomber
Oxymoron: Steel wool
Oxymoron: Steering committee.
Oxymoron: Still life
Oxymoron: Straight Hooks.
Oxymoron: Straight curve
Oxymoron: Straightforward subterfuge
Oxymoron: Strangely familiar
Oxymoron: Striped Paint
Oxymoron: Strong President.
Oxymoron: Student athlete
Oxymoron: Student teacher.
Oxymoron: Stupid Ox.
Oxymoron: Stupid individual with a clear complexion.
Oxymoron: Sub Minimum
Oxymoron: Sugarless candy
Oxymoron: Summer school
Oxymoron: Sure bet
Oxymoron: Sweet pickle
Oxymoron: Sweet sixteen.
Oxymoron: Sweet sorrow
Oxymoron: Swift Justice
Oxymoron: Swiss steak
Oxymoron: Sycophantic cat.
Oxymoron: Synthetic natural gas
Oxymoron: Systematic Variance.
Oxymoron: Talk show
Oxymoron: Tame cat
Oxymoron: Tandy Computer
Oxymoron: Taped live
Oxymoron: Tax Return.
Oxymoron: Tax reform.
Oxymoron: Tax return.
Oxymoron: Team of Independents.
Oxymoron: Television critic
Oxymoron: Television entertainment.
Oxymoron: Temporary Taxes
Oxymoron: Temporary tax increase
Oxymoron: Term meaning stupid as an Ox.
Oxymoron: Terminal initialization
Oxymoron: Terribly nice
Oxymoron: Terribly pleased
Oxymoron: Texas Chic.
Oxymoron: The Stainless Steel Moviegoer
Oxymoron: The honor of the French
Oxymoron: The laundry detergent for idiots.
Oxymoron: The sound of silence
Oxymoron: This page intentionally left blank
Oxymoron: Thorough Briefer.
Oxymoron: Thoughtful sidewalk cyclist.
Oxymoron: Thrift binge.
Oxymoron: Thundering silence.
Oxymoron: Tight flexibility
Oxymoron: Tight slacks
Oxymoron: Timeless segment
Oxymoron: Tolerant liberal
Oxymoron: Tone color
Oxymoron: Too many cartoons
Oxymoron: Too many recipes.
Oxymoron: Too rich.
Oxymoron: Total Quality Management (TQM)
Oxymoron: Totalitarian Democracy.
Oxymoron: Traditionally Radical.
Oxymoron: Tragic comedy.
Oxymoron: Trial Learning.
Oxymoron: Trioxymoron: Amtrak experimental high-speed train.
Oxymoron: True DOS multi-tasking
Oxymoron: True Love.
Oxymoron: True gossip
Oxymoron: True love from afar.
Oxymoron: True love.
Oxymoron: True story
Oxymoron: Truthful Republican
Oxymoron: Truthful politician
Oxymoron: Turned up missing.
Oxymoron: Twelve-ounce pound cake
Oxymoron: UN force
Oxymoron: UNIX security
Oxymoron: Ultimate oxymoron: 'Cash Surplus'.
Oxymoron: Unacceptable solution
Oxymoron: Unachievable Accomplishments.
Oxymoron: Unbiased American news broadcast
Oxymoron: Unbiased journalism
Oxymoron: Unbiased news reports
Oxymoron: Unbiased predisposition
Oxymoron: Unborn child.
Oxymoron: Uncontested divorce
Oxymoron: Under crowded Criminal Justice System.
Oxymoron: Understanding Wife.
Oxymoron: Understanding banker
Oxymoron: Unified Libertarians
Oxymoron: Uninhibited Muslim Woman
Oxymoron: Union workers
Oxymoron: Unique uniform
Oxymoron: United States
Oxymoron: University at Las Vegas
Oxymoron: University of Nevada at Las Vegas
Oxymoron: Unix Security.
Oxymoron: Unsalted Saltines
Oxymoron: Unusual routine
Oxymoron: Uprooted plant
Oxymoron: Upside-down Logic.
Oxymoron: Uptown Buffalo.
Oxymoron: Use Oxymoron for those really stupid pimples!
Oxymoron: User friendliness.
Oxymoron: User-friendly
Oxymoron: Vacant dwelling
Oxymoron: Vague Recollection.
Oxymoron: Vaguely Recall.
Oxymoron: Valueless education
Oxymoron: Vampire Named Dawn
Oxymoron: Vegetable beef soup
Oxymoron: Vegetarian chili.
Oxymoron: Ventura Freeway
Oxymoron: Vexation exercise
Oxymoron: Vice Admiral.
Oxymoron: Vice Pres Quayle.
Oxymoron: Villainous hero
Oxymoron: Violent agreement
Oxymoron: Virgin Islands
Oxymoron: Virtual Reality.
Oxymoron: Virtual Storage.
Oxymoron: Virtual fishing.
Oxymoron: Virtual reality
Oxymoron: Virtual storage
Oxymoron: Vociferous silence
Oxymoron: Voice mail (this one's more than simply an oxymoron).
Oxymoron: Voluntary Contributions.
Oxymoron: Voluntary taxation
Oxymoron: Voting power
Oxymoron: Vulcan sentimentality
Oxymoron: Waiting patiently
Oxymoron: War hero
Oxymoron: Waste management
Oxymoron: Water landing
Oxymoron: We will arrest any inmate who misbehaves.
Oxymoron: Weak President.
Oxymoron: Weak support
Oxymoron: Weather Forecast.
Oxymoron: Wedded Bliss
Oxymoron: Welfare Benefits.
Oxymoron: What Quayle thinks he uses on pimples.
Oxymoron: What does it mean, 'exact change'?
Oxymoron: Whole Hemisphere.
Oxymoron: Whole half
Oxymoron: Whole hemisphere
Oxymoron: Why do they call them apartment when they are all together
Oxymoron: Wilderness management
Oxymoron: Windows Multitasking
Oxymoron: Windows NT (New Technology).
Oxymoron: Windows NT ready.
Oxymoron: Windows Productivity
Oxymoron: Windows accelerator
Oxymoron: Windows expert!
Oxymoron: Windows power user
Oxymoron: Windows productivity
Oxymoron: Windows-capable.
Oxymoron: Wireless Cable
Oxymoron: Wise Democrat.
Oxymoron: Wonder Bread
Oxymoron: Wonderfully Ambiguous.
Oxymoron: Woods Metal
Oxymoron: Work party
Oxymoron: Working dinner
Oxymoron: Working vacation
Oxymoron: Worlds biggest truck is called a semi-truck
Oxymoron: Young Floridian
Oxymoron: Young Republicans.
Oxymoron: Yugo turbo
Oxymoron: Yummy sushi
Oxymoron: Zero tolerance.
Oxymoron: `cash surplus'.
Oxymoron: a contradiction in terms, e.g. "rap music"
Oxymoron: a lighter dark beer
Oxymoron: a thinking conservative
Oxymoron: a vampire named Dawn
Oxymoron: acceptable losses
Oxymoron: acne cream for a geek
Oxymoron: activity break
Oxymoron: airline food
Oxymoron: almost always
Oxymoron: almost infinite
Oxymoron: almost round
Oxymoron: almost safe
Oxymoron: alone together
Oxymoron: an idiot with acne
Oxymoron: anarchy rules
Oxymoron: antipoverty Workers
Oxymoron: apartment complex
Oxymoron: apparent contradiction
Oxymoron: artificial snow
Oxymoron: athletic scholarships
Oxymoron: authentic replica
Oxymoron: awful nice
Oxymoron: awfully good
Oxymoron: baby grand
Oxymoron: bad sex
Oxymoron: balanced insanity
Oxymoron: black light
Oxymoron: blameless lawyers
Oxymoron: brave politician
Oxymoron: buggy virus
Oxymoron: business ethics
Oxymoron: capital punishment
Oxymoron: cash surplus
Oxymoron: cheap junk
Oxymoron: chicken fingers
Oxymoron: chicken kamikaze!
Oxymoron: civil war
Oxymoron: classic new homes
Oxymoron: classic rock!
Oxymoron: clean dirt
Oxymoron: clearly confused
Oxymoron: clearly misunderstood
Oxymoron: close-minded liberal
Oxymoron: cold fire
Oxymoron: colorless dye
Oxymoron: compassionate Republican
Oxymoron: completely unfinished
Oxymoron: computer security
Oxymoron: constant change
Oxymoron: conventional wisdom
Oxymoron: criminal justice
Oxymoron: criminal justice system
Oxymoron: criminal lawyer
Oxymoron: death benefits
Oxymoron: debugged program
Oxymoron: decaffeinated coffee
Oxymoron: decisive liberal
Oxymoron: definite possibility
Oxymoron: delicious fat-free
Oxymoron: divorce court
Oxymoron: down escalator
Oxymoron: dry heaves
Oxymoron: dry ice
Oxymoron: dull point
Oxymoron: dull shine
Oxymoron: dumb student at Oxford
Oxymoron: educational TV
Oxymoron: elementary calculus
Oxymoron: enough hard drive space
Oxymoron: evaporated milk
Oxymoron: even odds
Oxymoron: exact estimate
Oxymoron: expert business system.
Oxymoron: family vacation
Oxymoron: fast idle
Oxymoron: faulty logic
Oxymoron: federal assistance
Oxymoron: female logic
Oxymoron: final beta
Oxymoron: final version
Oxymoron: finished buildings
Oxymoron: firewater
Oxymoron: first annual
Oxymoron: fish farm
Oxymoron: flexible freeze
Oxymoron: foxy chick
Oxymoron: free love
Oxymoron: free with purchase
Oxymoron: freezer burn
Oxymoron: fresh frozen
Oxymoron: fresh frozen jumbo shrimp
Oxymoron: fresh raisin
Oxymoron: friendly fire
Oxymoron: fun run
Oxymoron: functionally illiterate
Oxymoron: gay bigot
Oxymoron: genuine replica
Oxymoron: good grief
Oxymoron: good lawyer
Oxymoron: good morning
Oxymoron: gourmet pizza
Oxymoron: guest host
Oxymoron: guilty scapegoats
Oxymoron: half dead
Oxymoron: halfway around
Oxymoron: happily married
Oxymoron: happy birthday
Oxymoron: happy medium
Oxymoron: hard-wired
Oxymoron: healthy tan
Oxymoron: high negative
Oxymoron: high negative image
Oxymoron: high negative ratings
Oxymoron: high-level depression
Oxymoron: highly visible covert operation
Oxymoron: hilarious funerals
Oxymoron: holy war
Oxymoron: home offices
Oxymoron: honest lawyer
Oxymoron: honest politician
Oxymoron: hopelessly optimistic
Oxymoron: horribly decent
Oxymoron: hot chili
Oxymoron: hot ice
Oxymoron: hot water heater
Oxymoron: human dignity
Oxymoron: humble arrogance
Oxymoron: iced tea (you boil it then chill it.  Sugar then lemon.)
Oxymoron: icy hot
Oxymoron: ill health
Oxymoron: imitation margarine
Oxymoron: important trivia
Oxymoron: impossible possibility
Oxymoron: improbable disaster
Oxymoron: independent counsel
Oxymoron: independent dog
Oxymoron: indifferently attentive
Oxymoron: industrial park
Oxymoron: inferred petty corruption
Oxymoron: infinite loop
Oxymoron: initial resignation
Oxymoron: initial retirement
Oxymoron: insincere vow
Oxymoron: intelligence oversight board
Oxymoron: intelligent fight
Oxymoron: intelligent presidential debate
Oxymoron: intense apathy
Oxymoron: intense disinterest
Oxymoron: interactive soliloquy
Oxymoron: internal exile
Oxymoron: internal front
Oxymoron: irate patient
Oxymoron: irregularly scheduled
Oxymoron: jumbo shrimp
Oxymoron: junk food
Oxymoron: justifiable homicide
Oxymoron: justifiably paranoid
Oxymoron: kamikaze survivor
Oxymoron: known closet homosexual
Oxymoron: lack light
Oxymoron: lady mud wrestler
Oxymoron: large-scale mini-computers
Oxymoron: last initial
Oxymoron: lead crystal
Oxymoron: lebanese government
Oxymoron: legal brief
Oxymoron: legal ethics
Oxymoron: legal thought
Oxymoron: legitimate conspiracy
Oxymoron: leisure suit
Oxymoron: lesser evil
Oxymoron: lethal aid
Oxymoron: liberal Republican
Oxymoron: lieutenant colonel
Oxymoron: life insurance
Oxymoron: light heavyweight
Oxymoron: limited immunity
Oxymoron: limited time
Oxymoron: liquid paper
Oxymoron: liquid smoke
Oxymoron: lite dark beer.
Oxymoron: little deceptive
Oxymoron: little hope
Oxymoron: little misleading
Oxymoron: live recording
Oxymoron: live television
Oxymoron: local network
Oxymoron: logical design
Oxymoron: long recess
Oxymoron: loose gridlock
Oxymoron: loose tights
Oxymoron: loosely organized
Oxymoron: lost finding
Oxymoron: loving hate
Oxymoron: low positive image
Oxymoron: low-profile public approach
Oxymoron: loyal opposition
Oxymoron: luxury bus
Oxymoron: mail service
Oxymoron: major general
Oxymoron: male logic
Oxymoron: man child
Oxymoron: management science
Oxymoron: mandatory option
Oxymoron: marijuana initiative
Oxymoron: marital bliss
Oxymoron: marketing research
Oxymoron: masculine logic
Oxymoron: meaningful dialogue
Oxymoron: meaningful, overnight relationship. ;-&gt;
Oxymoron: measured meter
Oxymoron: meatloaf surprise
Oxymoron: micro-mainframe
Oxymoron: mild interest
Oxymoron: mildly psychotic
Oxymoron: military accountability
Oxymoron: military etiquette
Oxymoron: military intelligence
Oxymoron: military justice
Oxymoron: military propriety
Oxymoron: military salvation
Oxymoron: military thought
Oxymoron: mini-firestorm
Oxymoron: minor disaster
Oxymoron: minor greatness
Oxymoron: minor issue
Oxymoron: minor moment
Oxymoron: minor peccadillo
Oxymoron: mismatch
Oxymoron: mobile home
Oxymoron: moral lawyer
Oxymoron: morally right
Oxymoron: morbid humor
Oxymoron: motorcycle safety
Oxymoron: mutual aversion
Oxymoron: narrow breadth
Oxymoron: natural gas
Oxymoron: natural synthetic
Oxymoron: near miss
Oxymoron: nearly perfect
Oxymoron: nearly square
Oxymoron: negative concurrence
Oxymoron: negative momentum
Oxymoron: new standard
Oxymoron: night light
Oxymoron: no action
Oxymoron: no information
Oxymoron: no opposition
Oxymoron: non-alcoholic beer
Oxymoron: non-stop flight
Oxymoron: nondairy creamer
Oxymoron: normal controversy
Oxymoron: normal espionage
Oxymoron: normal foreign film
Oxymoron: not concerned
Oxymoron: noticeably less aggressive
Oxymoron: nuclear safety
Oxymoron: numb feeling
Oxymoron: obedient defiance
Oxymoron: objective rating
Oxymoron: occupational injury
Oxymoron: odd irony
Oxymoron: oddly appropriate
Oxymoron: often unpredictable
Oxymoron: old news
Oxymoron: one who has used too much acne goo?
Oxymoron: one-sided dialogue
Oxymoron: only choice
Oxymoron: open lock
Oxymoron: operating system
Oxymoron: original copy
Oxymoron: original sin
Oxymoron: oversized brief
Oxymoron: paid amateur
Oxymoron: paper china
Oxymoron: paperless office
Oxymoron: parents without partners
Oxymoron: partial conclusion
Oxymoron: partial success
Oxymoron: partially completed
Oxymoron: partially furnished
Oxymoron: partly engaged
Oxymoron: passive activity
Oxymoron: passive aggression
Oxymoron: passive confrontation
Oxymoron: passive reply
Oxymoron: patiently wait
Oxymoron: peace offensive
Oxymoron: peace-keeper missile
Oxymoron: perfect idiot
Oxymoron: perfect misfit
Oxymoron: perfectly legitimate
Oxymoron: perhaps certainly
Oxymoron: perhaps predictably
Oxymoron: permanent fad
Oxymoron: persistent ambivalence
Oxymoron: personal computer
Oxymoron: personalized form letter
Oxymoron: petty officer
Oxymoron: pious atheists
Oxymoron: planned serendipity
Oxymoron: plastic canvas
Oxymoron: plastic glasses
Oxymoron: plastic silverware
Oxymoron: plastic snow
Oxymoron: plastic straw
Oxymoron: political embarrassment
Oxymoron: political process
Oxymoron: political promise
Oxymoron: political science
Oxymoron: politically correct
Oxymoron: portable standard Lisp
Oxymoron: positive calamity
Oxymoron: positively grudgingly
Oxymoron: practical homeowner
Oxymoron: practical joke
Oxymoron: practical theory
Oxymoron: preacher politicians
Oxymoron: preliminary conclusion
Oxymoron: prepare to commence
Oxymoron: prepost
Oxymoron: press release
Oxymoron: prime Minister Mulroney
Oxymoron: private e-mail
Oxymoron: pro-contra
Oxymoron: professional amateur
Oxymoron: progressive conservative
Oxymoron: public secrecy
Oxymoron: pure nonsense
Oxymoron: pure sludge
Oxymoron: pure speculation
Oxymoron: purely political
Oxymoron: qualified success
Oxymoron: quick reboot
Oxymoron: race walking
Oxymoron: random choice
Oxymoron: random file organization
Oxymoron: random logic
Oxymoron: random order
Oxymoron: randomly organized
Oxymoron: rap music
Oxymoron: rather direct
Oxymoron: rational ravings
Oxymoron: real fantasy
Oxymoron: real fishing story
Oxymoron: real hypothetical
Oxymoron: real magic
Oxymoron: rear admiral
Oxymoron: reciprocal concession
Oxymoron: regional pantheists
Oxymoron: regular random
Oxymoron: regular special
Oxymoron: reinvent
Oxymoron: relatively obscure
Oxymoron: relaxed genes
Oxymoron: relentlessly continued
Oxymoron: removable sticker
Oxymoron: repeatedly redundant
Oxymoron: resident alien
Oxymoron: resident manager
Oxymoron: resident visitor
Oxymoron: resolute ambivalence
Oxymoron: respectable Lawyer
Oxymoron: respective conventions
Oxymoron: restless sleep
Oxymoron: rising deficits
Oxymoron: river walk
Oxymoron: rolling stop
Oxymoron: routine emergency
Oxymoron: runs under Windows
Oxymoron: rush hour
Oxymoron: safe politics
Oxymoron: same difference
Oxymoron: satisfied tenant
Oxymoron: science fiction
Oxymoron: second childhood
Oxymoron: second initiatives
Oxymoron: second lieutenant
Oxymoron: self-dependent
Oxymoron: semiboneless ham
Oxymoron: sensible shoes
Oxymoron: sergeant major
Oxymoron: serious barbecue
Oxymoron: serious comedy
Oxymoron: sharp cookie
Oxymoron: shooting blanks
Oxymoron: shortcut
Oxymoron: shyly pompous
Oxymoron: silent noise
Oxymoron: silent testimony
Oxymoron: silken bonds
Oxymoron: simple calculus
Oxymoron: simple system
Oxymoron: simple technology
Oxymoron: sincere lie
Oxymoron: sisterly love
Oxymoron: sit up
Oxymoron: slightly out of view
Oxymoron: slightly pregnant
Oxymoron: slow death
Oxymoron: slow speed
Oxymoron: small crowd
Oxymoron: smart bomb
Oxymoron: smokeless cigarette
Oxymoron: snow removal plan
Oxymoron: social psychologist
Oxymoron: social security
Oxymoron: solipsists of the world, unite
Oxymoron: someone who thinks all those pimple meds work
Oxymoron: somewhat awesome
Oxymoron: somewhat confused
Oxymoron: somewhat destroyed
Oxymoron: somewhat eloquently
Oxymoron: somewhat extraordinary
Oxymoron: somewhat fairly explicit
Oxymoron: somewhat functional
Oxymoron: somewhat incompatible
Oxymoron: somewhat informed
Oxymoron: somewhat narrow attitude
Oxymoron: sophisticated hacker
Oxymoron: southern front
Oxymoron: soviet life
Oxymoron: spare time
Oxymoron: spending cuts
Oxymoron: split level
Oxymoron: stand down
Oxymoron: standard deviation
Oxymoron: steel wool
Oxymoron: still life
Oxymoron: straight curve
Oxymoron: straightforward subterfuge
Oxymoron: strong president
Oxymoron: structure design
Oxymoron: stuck in traffic
Oxymoron: student athlete
Oxymoron: student teachers
Oxymoron: stupid ox
Oxymoron: subsequent initiatives
Oxymoron: sugarless candy
Oxymoron: superette
Oxymoron: supporting documentation
Oxymoron: sure bet
Oxymoron: sweet pickle
Oxymoron: sweet sorrow
Oxymoron: sycophantic cat
Oxymoron: systematic variance
Oxymoron: systematically at random
Oxymoron: talk show
Oxymoron: tax refund
Oxymoron: tax-free
Oxymoron: team of independents
Oxymoron: tech support
Oxymoron: televised hearings
Oxymoron: television tape
Oxymoron: tenuous lies
Oxymoron: term limit
Oxymoron: term meaning stupid as an ox
Oxymoron: terribly nice
Oxymoron: the best of Rush Limbaugh
Oxymoron: the loser guy on the pimple-cream commercial.
Oxymoron: three originals
Oxymoron: tight flexibility
Oxymoron: timeless library
Oxymoron: too many taglines
Oxymoron: totalitarian democracy
Oxymoron: traditionally radical
Oxymoron: traffic flow
Oxymoron: trial learning
Oxymoron: true DOS multi-tasking
Oxymoron: true confessions
Oxymoron: true love
Oxymoron: true sincerity
Oxymoron: truth in politics
Oxymoron: tv commentator
Oxymoron: unacceptable solution
Oxymoron: unachievable accomplishments
Oxymoron: unbiased opinion
Oxymoron: unclear information
Oxymoron: undercrowded criminal justice system
Oxymoron: understanding UNIX
Oxymoron: understanding wife
Oxymoron: uniform scraps
Oxymoron: unique uniform
Oxymoron: unusual routine
Oxymoron: uprooted plant
Oxymoron: upside-down logic
Oxymoron: uptown Buffalo
Oxymoron: user friendliness
Oxymoron: user friendly - idiot-proof
Oxymoron: vacant dwelling
Oxymoron: vague memory
Oxymoron: vague recollection
Oxymoron: vaguely recall
Oxymoron: valueless education
Oxymoron: vanilla fudge
Oxymoron: vegetarian chili
Oxymoron: very much uninspired
Oxymoron: vexation exercise
Oxymoron: vice admiral
Oxymoron: villainous hero
Oxymoron: virtual reality
Oxymoron: virtual storage
Oxymoron: vociferous silence
Oxymoron: voluntary contributions
Oxymoron: vulcan sentimentality
Oxymoron: war games
Oxymoron: waste management
Oxymoron: water landing
Oxymoron: weak president
Oxymoron: wealthy professor
Oxymoron: weather forecast
Oxymoron: whole half
Oxymoron: whole hemisphere
Oxymoron: wicked good
Oxymoron: wickedly funny
Oxymoron: wickedly nice
Oxymoron: windows power user
Oxymoron: wonderfully ambiguous
Oxymoron: work party
Oxymoron: working dinner
Oxymoron: working vacation
Oxymoron:"runs under Windows."
Oxymoron:... "runs under Windows": Windoze is too SSSSLLLLOOOOWWWW!!!
OxymoronZvVporated milk.
Oxymorone #40: Ironclade Guarantee.
Oxymoronic Book Title: _UNIX for Dummies_
Oxymoronic tautology is an oxymoronic tautology!
Oxymorons"military intelligence" and "tech support"!
Oxymorons: "postal service" and "tech support"
Oxymorons: Great Democratic Mind, Great Republican Mind.
Oxymorons: Liberal Thinktank, Political ethics, Politically Correct.
Oxymorons: military intelligence and tech support!
Oy Vey! Terrible craftsmanship on this cross... Jesus
Oy gevalt! there's something fishy about that tagline!
Oy veh and begorrah! (c 1989 C. Power)
Oy vey, I'm the Rabbi. -- Sam Beckett
Oy!  Rocky!  Vatch me pull a Rabbi out of my hat!
Oyez! Oyez! Jo Peshek should be preparing to arm!
Oyster - n., a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions
Oyster's theme song: A Gritty Pearl Is Like A Malady.
Oysters & Rice Krispies make a poor breakfast at sea
Oysters fried, stewed and nude at Wintzell's Oyster House, Mobile, Al.
Oz rules: A hamburger is not a hamburger without beetroot.
Oz rules: Any event can be improved with a sausage sizzle.
Oz rules: Anyone famous from New Zealand is sorta Australian.
Oz rules: Beer should be drunk so cold it makes your ears hurt.
Oz rules: Every town will have a Paragon Cafe.
Oz rules: Start the day with salty black axle grease toast spread.
Ozian option: I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.
Ozman's Laws: If someone says he will do something "without fail," he won't
Ozone created by electric cars now killing thousands in Los Angeles.
Ozone space rangers ride again
Ozrules: A barbeque is the only way to cook meat
Ozu___japanese life is very frustrating and easy to film
Ozzy & Harriet: After Dark! - Tom as teens make out
O|) &lt;====Mercy  Sommer====&gt; O:)
O~ o'o'  '
O~ o'o'o'o' (Mama cat & kittens)
O~= -o'= -o'= -'= -^@_/ (They're all "flying" but papa!)
O sont les filles????????
o   &lt;--  Baby Tribble with bottle
o  &lt;--- Jean Luc tribble
o &lt;-- Jean-Luc Tribble
o o o   &lt;- Picard tribbles
o o o &lt;- Bald tribbles        &lt;- after hairclub visit
o o o This tagline o o o was nailed down o o o to prevent theft. o o o
o&gt;-&lt;  QaH! jIpumpu' 'ej jIHu'laHbe'!
o&gt;-&lt; Help!  I've fallen, and I can't get up!
o* "*a* AOc &lt;--- Tribbles living near Three Mile Island
o+&gt;+*b*+++f  &lt;-- Tribbles living near Three Mile Island.
o- Help!  I've fallen, and I can't get up!oo* "*a* AOc &lt;--- Tribbles living near Three Mile Island
o-&gt;-Theft Proof Tagline &lt;hehe&gt;
o...o...o...o...o... Tagline bees! Quick Mom, the Raid!
o/~    *I'm* the reason God made Oklahoma....    o/~
o/~ "..Onevok...Tuvok...Threevok...Fourvok..." - Vulcan Children's song
o/~ ..He steals from the rich ...stupid B***h  "eh What?"
o/~ Bad karma -- it's killin' me by degrees! o/~  --W. Zevon
o/~ Hot Patootie bless my soul, I really love that Rock-n-Roll ~\o
o/~ I remember, doin' the Time Warp...o/~
o/~ Ranma got run over by a reindeer... o/~
oOo. .oOo. .oOo. .oOo. .oOo. .oOo. .oOo. .oOo. .oOo. .oOo
oWorld : unite               T         eaEATIribbles      0IN  SAFEZsaEZ
o^o  Isn't this the OFF-TOPIC conference?
obius tagline. This is a mobius tagline. This is a mobius
oboe:  British tramp
obrati paznju na posljednju stvar i legni tu kraj mene
obrati paznju na posljednju stvar, zadrzi me u sebi
ock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution!
ocky: Watch me pull a SYSOP out of my hat!
octopus:  Two-faced person with four heads.
od mojih tuznih ljubavi ostajes samo ti.
of Jello, and twice as smart.
of discussion is allowed if you send a bit of taglines with
of the conference you might want to check with whoever does take care of
off topic off topic off topic off topic off topic...
offspring next spring."
offtopic ... offtopic ... offtopic ... offtopic ... offtopic
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oh looky, it's a cave in a cave in.
oh my beautiful liar oh my precious whore
oh my beautiful liar oh my precious whore
oh no, i'm out of breath mints, tom said uncertainly
oh, Gypsy, we don't have room on the ship for a pony.--Joel, MST3K
oink FLAP oink FLAP oink FLAP oink FLAP oink FLAP
ok...so it's got some acceloration...fix the cigarette lighter - Jake Blues
okay. My other computer is interlinked with Data.
okkaY - "!sbis ,esrever tiH"
old enough to know better;...too damned young to care!
old timer's disease     a common cause of forgetfulness
om extraction from the mental bit stream of
ome...There's no place like home (click! click! click!) There's no pla
on a clean disk you can seek forever
on fini.obj set link.sst {security, perimeter} restore
on message_fin.cmd do include.tagline
on the Geraldo of Borg..  Brothers who assimulate sisters!
on the next man-bashing Oprah
on the other hand, you have four fingers and a thumb
on to the original tag1.txt.
on whte_rbt.obj call link.sst {security, perimeter} set to off.
on't like timid men;cats don't like prudent rats! *
on, cows will fly." - Dvorak, April 1994
ona vuce moje niti, ona cini moje sne
once i add stealth technology to my HST!
onday: The day after the football game.
one day, a spotty man came down to earth and sprinkled his magic dust
one likes to believe in the freedom of music.
one must put up barriers to keep oneself intact.
one person/two alone/three together/four each other
one pill makes you larger and/one pill makes you small
one schitzoid moment to the next
one teqila, two tequila, three tequila floo
one thing, how do you transform posted messages into actual
one verse does not the Bible make.
ones at the bottom.
only 1 sugar in mine thanks.
only 2 things wrong with U: what U say & what you DO!!!
only a dark cocoon until i get my gorgeous wings & fly away
only a phase/these dark cafe days
only a test. Had this been an actual tagline
only character endures - OJ Simpson
only had 2 moderators send messages to my sysop, This
only my TENTH cup of coffee.
only the toner has been changed, to protect the printer.
oo      for somebody's head-lights are on messages.
ooTaglines, Taglines: Catch the Fever Now!oo
ooh, doughnuts!"
oooh, damian you were the dark younge man
oooo!  My ovaries! - Bart Simpson
oooooo....I hates rabbits! - Yosemite Sam
ooooooooonnnnnnnnnn, Oops Cat on the keyboard
oooops!  look out for that black hole honey!
ooops!...Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper...
ooops, caught the moderator's attention again.
oops!!...........0[[0tyHG0[GyG0RTWE4  &lt;NO CARRIER&gt;
oops, gotta run, alarm just rang, its time to WAKE UP & go to work
oorecipes, recipes: Catch the Fever Now!oo
op o' the food chain to ye!
open door.....insert slam!!!!!  &lt;ROFL!&gt;
open my eyes wake up in flames
opera:  Where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.
opportunist: A man who invites the wolf in and appears the next day in a fur coat
oppps! lost my tags!!!
optimist: A man who refuses to see the wolf until he seizes the seat of his pants
or (R) for you using PCBoard &lt;G&lt;
or I may have to eat you. * Cat
or I'll toss you out the nearest airlock.  Kolos
or SNOOP DOGGY DOGG ???
or That's the worst case of Hemmorids I have ever seen! Ace Vent
or Uncle Ted will drive you home. W. Smith
or a Macintosh   ... or an Amiga  ... or an Atari ST   ... or (et. al.)
or perhaps under a summer sky filled with stars.
or something like that
or that your father has very small private parts?  -Queen
or we could use the teleporter... - Kryten
or, reply here and face the wrath of the moderator
orf, fire at will.  &lt;&lt;ZAP!&lt;&lt;  Hey! Where'd Riker go?
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ostanes kraj puta ko popisan svet, sudbina je stara, proverena kurva
ot rid of my wife. The cats were allergic *
other BBS errorlevels in increasing order here
other tagline files within the tagline area.
otpijam pomalo, grlo mi je suvo, kako poraz boli kada si jos rovit.
otter:  Cockney weather forecast.
our CLASSIFIED AD DOORS is excellent and I wanted to use it for Real
our aim to meet ur expections
our challenge is life
our challenge is life
our leaders are but twisted serpents
our little group has always been/and always will until the end.
our next show, so don't miss it!"
our problems begin with Men?
out numbered 20,000 to 2...... and we killed them both.
out of business in ONE MONTH!"
out to be playing chess?
out to be playing chess?
out too many pointless ones
outa shape?  .   .   .   .   .   Nah, just thick & tired
ov++h+n AC*hanks for hanging up, dear.
ow long will it be before we all "just get in the way?"
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oxymoron :  authentic replica
oxymoron of war:  acceptable losses
oxymoron:  Cherokee pioneer
oxymoron:  Dodge Ram
oxymoron:  Great Depression
oxymoron:  House Ethics Committee
oxymoron:  Italian egg rolls
oxymoron:  Minimize to the maximum.
oxymoron:  Mobil station
oxymoron:  Night of the Living Dead
oxymoron:  Postal Service
oxymoron:  Yugo turbo
oxymoron:  a lighter dark beer
oxymoron:  acne cream for a geek
oxymoron:  activity break
oxymoron:  airline food
oxymoron:  almost safe
oxymoron:  alone together
oxymoron:  anarchy rules
oxymoron:  apartment complex
oxymoron:  athletic scholarships
oxymoron:  authentic replica
oxymoron:  awful nice
oxymoron:  baby grand
oxymoron:  bad sex
oxymoron:  black light
oxymoron:  brave politician
oxymoron:  buggy virus
oxymoron:  business ethics
oxymoron:  capital punishment
oxymoron:  cheap junk
oxymoron:  chicken fingers
oxymoron:  civil war
oxymoron:  classic rock!
oxymoron:  clean dirt
oxymoron:  clearly confused
oxymoron:  clearly misunderstood
oxymoron:  cold fire
oxymoron:  computer security
oxymoron:  congressional ethics
oxymoron:  constant change
oxymoron:  conventional wisdom
oxymoron:  criminal justice
oxymoron:  criminal lawyer
oxymoron:  death benefits
oxymoron:  debugged program
oxymoron:  decaffeinated coffee
oxymoron:  definite possibility
oxymoron:  divorce court
oxymoron:  down escalator
oxymoron:  dry heaves
oxymoron:  dry ice
oxymoron:  dull point
oxymoron:  dull shine
oxymoron:  dumb student at Oxford
oxymoron:  educational TV
oxymoron:  elementary calculus
oxymoron:  evaporated milk
oxymoron:  even odds
oxymoron:  exact estimate
oxymoron:  expert business system.
oxymoron:  fast idle
oxymoron:  faulty logic
oxymoron:  federal assistance
oxymoron:  female logic
oxymoron:  final version
oxymoron:  finished buildings
oxymoron:  firewater
oxymoron:  first annual
oxymoron:  fish farm
oxymoron:  flexible freeze
oxymoron:  foxy chick
oxymoron:  free love
oxymoron:  free with purchase
oxymoron:  freezer burn
oxymoron:  fresh frozen
oxymoron:  friendly fire
oxymoron:  fun run
oxymoron:  functionally illiterate
oxymoron:  good government
oxymoron:  good grief
oxymoron:  gourmet pizza
oxymoron:  guest host
oxymoron:  happy birthday
oxymoron:  holy war
oxymoron:  honest politician
oxymoron:  hopelessly optimistic
oxymoron:  hot water heater
oxymoron:  imitation margarine
oxymoron:  important trivia
oxymoron:  industrial park
oxymoron:  intense apathy
oxymoron:  irate patient
oxymoron:  jumbo shrimp
oxymoron:  junk food
oxymoron:  justifiable homicide
oxymoron:  kind Moderator
oxymoron:  last initial
oxymoron:  lead crystal
oxymoron:  legal brief
oxymoron:  liberal Republican
oxymoron:  life insurance
oxymoron:  light heavyweight
oxymoron:  limited time
oxymoron:  liquid paper
oxymoron:  live recording
oxymoron:  live television
oxymoron:  loose tights
oxymoron:  mail service
oxymoron:  mandatory option
oxymoron:  marijuana initiative
oxymoron:  marital bliss
oxymoron:  meaningful dialogue
oxymoron:  minor disaster
oxymoron:  near miss
oxymoron:  nearly perfect
oxymoron:  non-stop flight
oxymoron:  numb feeling
oxymoron:  oddly appropriate
oxymoron:  old news
oxymoron:  only choice
oxymoron:  open lock
oxymoron:  original copy
oxymoron:  paid amateur
oxymoron:  paper china
oxymoron:  partially completed
oxymoron:  passive activity
oxymoron:  passive aggression
oxymoron:  peace-keeper missile
oxymoron:  perfect idiot
oxymoron:  plastic silverware
oxymoron:  practical homeowner
oxymoron:  prepost
oxymoron:  private E-mail
oxymoron:  professional amateur
oxymoron:  runs under Windows
oxymoron:  same difference
oxymoron:  unbiased opinion
oxymoron: Civil war
oxymoron: Genuine copy of a fake Dior
oxymoron: Holy war
oxymoron: Too many taglines
oxymoron: War games
oxymoron: Winnable nuclear war
oxymoron: open circuit voltage


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