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O O O <- Tribbles listening to rock music
O <> CON is as Progress <> Congress
O <-- Fat, bald tribble
O - the worst letter of the alphabet when dropping your pants for a new girl
O ... give me a password please ;-), for acsess by anonimous ftp
O ... give me a password please ;-), for acsess by anonimous ftp
O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
O <> CON is as Progress <> Congress
O Canada, said Pooh, Our home and native land.
O Canada, said Pooh, Our home and native land.
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, it takes a loan to buy thee.
O Fates, come, come, cut thread and thrum. * Shakespeare
O God, if there is a God, save my soul, if I have a soul
O God, our help in ages past, our hope for years to come:
O God, please save me from the wrath of your followers.
O Great,bring me back my hapiness...! ;)
O I dare not tone radio. The Palindromic Pig
O Isis und Osiris
O Jesus, Lord, my light & life, my health, my hope, my aid in strife.
O Lord my God, when I in awesome wonder consider all the works of thy hands
O Lord our Lord, how excellent {is} thy name in all the earth! PSA 8:9
O Lord, bless this Holy hand grenade
O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for Thou knowest we will never change our minds
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet
O Lord, protect me from those to whom You speak directly
O Lord, thou art my God. - Isaiah 25:1
O Lord, thou hast searched me and known me
O Lord, we beseech thee, tell us 'oo croaked Leicester!
O Mighty Oracle, tell me: how much wood %*!&~ NO GROVELER
O O'O O'O Pumpkin teeth
O Oysters come and walk with us, the Walrus did beseech.
O P Q R S T U V W
O Paul, thou Muad'Dib, Mahdi of all men, Thy breath exhaled Sent forth the huricen. --Songs of Muad'Dib
O Tongue give sound to joy and sing Of hope and Promise on Dragonwing!
O U C H.....Q U I T...I T !
O Where Oh where Have My Skeletons gone?
O che sciagura d'essere senza coglioni!
O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - Job30:23
O excellent! I love long life better than figs
O famous Kent! What county hath this isle that can compare with thee?
O frabjous day! Calloo! Callay!
O fragiles H‚breux! Allez, Rebecca, tombe!
O full of scorpions is my mind! - Macbeth
O gods of Fidonet, allow this message to be sent
O gosh no, I don't know a hammer from a hemmoroid! -Bucky Taylor,Rocko
O how I long to have some chat with her..!
O imitators, you slavish herd! -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)
O is for O'Brien, in charge of transporters
O is for Olive, run through with an awl, P is for Prue, trampled flat in a brawl
O is for the obscene treatment of animals! -- Tom Servo
O little town of Bethlehem, your steel mills have all gone dry.
O monstrous world! Take note, take note, o world,To be direct and honest is not safe! - William Shakespeare
O my beautiful, I have likened thee to a jet Nubian.
O o, a q I c. I 8 2 q b 4 i p.
O oysters come and walk with us, the walrus did beseech.
O rage! O despair!
O rage! O d‚sespoir! O vieillesse ennemie!
O rings work fine at 23 degrees
O slow winged turtle! Shall a buzzard take thee? * Shakespeare
O virtuous fight, when right with right wars who shall be most right.
O wad some pow'r the giftie gie us to see oursels as others see us !
O world! O life! O time! Shelley
O yeah, and vice versa. Mother Nature's a mad scientist, Jerry. KRAMER
O! a kiss Long as my exile, sweet as my revenge! <Shakespeare>
O! that way madness lies; let me shun that.
O"ne more like that and I'm going to lose both these men." McCoy
O%%%%º==0123456789ABCDEF=====- <= Hexcalibur
O' I'm a lumber jack, and I'm ok
O' but how bitter a thing it is, to look into happiness through another man's eyes. - William Shakespeare
O'Brian's Law Murphy is an optimist.
O'Brian's Law: Everything is always done for the wrong reasons
O'Brian's Law: Murphy was an optimist
O'Brien Burger: (Looks boring, but really spicy!)
O'Brien Burger: No one really knows for sure how many toppings it has.
O'Brien gulped hard when his dart stuck into the back of Worf's head
O'Brien prides himself on his collection of assorted rank pins
O'Brien to Security......intruder alert! - O'Brien
O'Brien will at least need a day to do anything about it. - Kira
O'Brien! Energize!. O'BRIAN ENERGIZE!. O'BRI<PHZZZT!>
O'Brien!! Beam them aboard! *KLONK* Good shot chief!
O'Brien's *real* rank is...'%^*}:. NO CARRIER
O'Brien's Law Murphy is an optimist.
O'Brien's Law: Nothing is ever done for the right reasons
O'Brien's LawMurphy is an optimist.
O'Brien's Principle (The $357.73 Theory): Auditors always reject<>any expense account with a bottom line divisible by 5 or 10
O'Brien's Variation: If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in
O'Brien's rank is... Senior Chief Specialist. <hooray!>
O'Brien's rank: 27 pips, Grand Admiral of YATIs, SF Hdqtrs
O'Brien, beam a large pepperoni pizza to these coordinates.
O'Brien, beam down a large pepperoni pizza for Dax & me.
O'Brien, beam me out of this d*mn message!
O'Brien, take a nap. You didn't see any of this. * Riker
O'Brien, what's taking so long?! - Sisko
O'Brien, when the computer malfunctions
O'Pancho, O'Cisco: the famed Irish vaudeville tap-dancers
O'REILLY'S LAW OF THE KITCHEN - Cleanliness is next to impossible.
O'TOOLE'S COMMENTARY ON MURPHY'S LAW - Murphy was an optimist.
O'Toole's Axiom: One child is not enough, but two children are<>far too many
O'Toole's Comment on Murphy's Law: Murphy was an optimist.
O'Toole's Commentary: Murphy was an optimist.
O'Toole's dictum: "Murphy was an optimist."
O'Tooles Principle: Murphy was an optimist
O'Tooles corollarie: Murphy was an optimist.
O, No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'!
O, Tagline.. Tagline! Wherefor art thou, Tagline?
O, bother, said Pooh as more hair came out in his brush.
O, es tu !
O, how full of briers is this working-day world! - Shakespeare
O, how full of taglines is this working-day world! --Tagspeare
O, so sweet to sit at His feet
O-<--<_o-o-o-o-o-o-o-/\ I love it here. Don't trip on the chain.
O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O--> Man O--+ Woman O--? Undecided
O-=) Angelic Unicorn, or a Unicorn playing doughnut ring-toss
O-R-A-L S-E-X...
O-U-T spells "out"
O-f-c-o-u-r-s-e-I-m-g-o-i-n-g-2-4-0-0-b-a-u-d..#$%$ NO CARRIER
O-|-< (dead body) Useful for bad jokes, or good jokes.
O. J. R-I-F-K-I-N; please change your name to O.J. (Elaine)
O... O... O... O... H... S H I T ! - Data
O.D.'d on life itself!!!!
O.J. - If a racist cop is on the case, get out of jail free.
O.J. - Nine months to present the evidence, three hours to reject it.
O.J. - Proof that in the US, racism is a worse crime than murder.
O.J. - Proof that rich sports heroes get away with murder.
O.J. Simpleton! - Howard Stern
O.J. Simpson Trial: "The year the Great Bore came upon us all."
O.J. Simpson gives a new meaning to "slashing running back".
O.J. Simpson-Another one bites the dust
O.J. Trial: Where Police planted evidence to frame a Guilty Man!
O.J. acquited of murder; found Super Bowl ring at crime scene.
O.J. confessed - they squeezed it out of him.
O.J. confessed----but Shapiro says they squeezed it out of him!
O.J. gave new meaning to "fits like a glove".
O.J. got a new contract...with Ginsu!
O.J. leaving the courtroom: "Can I get my hat and gloves back now?"
O.J. not guilty!/Stomach contents analyzed:/SPAM is cause of death
O.J. now dating Lorena Bobbitt. CNN getting ready.
O.J. of Borg: "I told her not to assimilate anyone else!"
O.J. of Borg: prosecution is futile, jurors will be assimilated.
O.J. to re-marry - says he'll take another stab at it!!
O.J. who?
O.J.'s Alibi/Bobbitt's Penis...Neither one could stand up in court
O.J.'s alibi? "I was waiting for a table at Denny's!"
O.J.'s e-mail address: // \ <ESC>
O.J.'s favorite sport . . . Bundy jumping.
O.J.'s knife got Julius Caeser! Film at 5, 6, & 11.
O.J.'s last to Nicole: "Your waiter will be right with you."
O.J., when the cops arrived.
O.J.- Nine months to present the evidence, three hours to reject it.
O.K Moderator, I'll put my clothes back on.
O.K to coninue?? <yes> <no> <MAYBE?>
O.K to coninue?? <yes> <no> <MAYBE?>
O.K to continue??
O.K to continue?? <yes> <no> <MAYBE?>
O.K. ... I've already sent up CTH*LHU to ALL (three requests)
O.K. Scotty, real funny. Now beam down my clothes!
O.K. baby, bend over and spread'em, here cums my BULLET!
O.K. to continue?? <Yes> <No> <MAYBE?>
O.K. you guys, this is it
O.K.! I figured! Ennything else??
O.K.! Who ordered the truck load of dumb blondes?
O.K., Mister! Where's your tagline? Come on.
O.K., fine
O.K., who let the normal people in?
O.K.... I guess you can lick off my fur. - Ren Hoek
O.K.: A couple of "clueless male" Taglines (originals)
O.P.M. - Other People's Money
O.k. Leonardo, Fire up the Croaking Device
O.k.? <Yes> <no> <maybe?>
O:-) Angelic smiley
O:-) for those innocent souls
O=C=O This email moved sticky black filth from the bowels of the earth, and set it on fire in your air. O=C=O
OA-Q - Leaving
OA-Q - Leaving
OARSMEN stroke till it hurts.
OAS On another subject
OAS....................On another subject
OB beer will overcome kimchi breath
OB-GYN Kenobie - famous Jedi gynecologist
OB/GYN to Nurse: I said a BUTT LIGHT
OBAMA ELECTED!! Well, at least > 50% us are happy.
OBB: Overflow Bit Bucket
OBB: Overflow Bit Bucket
OBE - Our Brains Are Empty
OBE - Over Bloated Egos
OBE twits and the SYSOPS who support them
OBEDIENCE - A trait that is alien to the human child.
OBGYN.ZIP - Doc file for WOMEN.ZIP
OBGYN: Working where other men play.
OBJECTIVITY(n): the myth of immaculate perception
OBJET: on a Dodge Dart.
OBLIGATO -- being forced to practice the piano.
OBOE(n): Kindling for an accordian fire
OBSCENE: That which gives a learned jurist an erection
OBSCENITY(n): anything that gives the judge an erection.
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE PEOPLE do it habitually.
OBTW :Oh, by the way
OBVIOUSLY a Norton fan!!
OB\GYN..A spreader of old wives' tales.
OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under.
OCEANOGRAPHERS explore uncharted depths.
OCF: Open Circular File
OCHO NUEVE NUEVE SIETE OCHO TRES NUEVE
OCT(31) = DEC(25), therefore Halloween = Christmas
ODO-DOS v1.0: It shapes itself to work with your system.
ODO-ROOTER: The *Original* Liquid Plumber!
ODOMETER: A device to measure how far a shape shifter can go
ODOMETER: A device to tell how far a shapeshifter went.
ODOR EATERS(n): skunks in 69 position.
ODOSCAN.EXE - Gets the Quaraks out of your Hard Drive!
ODOSCAN.EXE-- keeps the Quarks off of your HD.
ODOSCAN.EXE--keeps the Quarks off your hard drive!
OEDIPUS WAS A NERVOUS REX!
OF 'EM WILL BE NEW TO YOU AS WELL.
OF ALL THE IMPUTENCE! Garak-2
OF COURSE I love you ?!?! My dick is hard isn't it?
OF COURSE I'M SANETHE VOICES SAID SO
OF COURSE I'm on topic! (Which conference is this?)
OF COURSE I'm on topic. (Which echo is this?)
OFF WITH HER HEAD! - Queen
OFF-LINE XPRESS TAGLINE STORAGE GUAGE: [## E .\..*....*....*.... F ##]
OFF-LINE XPRESS Taste Test: Lick- ############ [it's vanilla, right?]
OFF-TOPIC WARNING; (A)bort (R)etry (S)uck up to Moderator ;)
OFF-line mail make sysops happy.
OFFICE INFORMATION SYSTEM - The word processor knowing the most gossip
OFFICIAL TAGLINE of the 1996 Olympic Cat Spearing Competition
OFFLINE 1.35 * FIDO NetMail 1:3406/29 or my BBS@(503)838-
OFFLINE 1.40 * Format another (Y/N)?
OFFLINE 1.40 * Happy New Year!
OFFLINE 1.40 * I made it Foolproof, but they made better
OFFLINE 1.40 * Live from New York
OFFLINE 1.40 * Live in the Now
OFFLINE 1.40 * Merry Christmas!
OFFLINE 1.40 * Recycle! For us... and them
OFFLINE 1.40 * Save the Planet
OFFLINE 1.40 * WHAT? This ain't the Files Section?
OFFLINE 1.40 * Why leave a tagline?
OFFLINE 1.41 * "I used to be a narrator for bad mimes." - s.w.
OFFLINE 1.41 * This tagline is SHAREWARE! To Register, s
OFFLINE 1.41 * We don't need no steenking tag lines
OFFLINE 1.42 * TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS 1994 STANLEY CUP CHAMP
OFFLINE 1.43 * << Politically Un-Corrct Tagline Deleted!
OFFLINE 1.43 * A freely available QWK reader!
OFFLINE 1.43 * This is a tag line
OFFLINE 1.50 ""I am Homer of the BORG! Resistance is
OFFLINE 1.50 "* <- Tribble __ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla"
OFFLINE 1.50 "* My other computer is a Fire Control Syst
OFFLINE 1.50 "... I know a good tagline when I steal one
OFFLINE 1.50 "Apathy Error: Don't Bother Striking Any Ke
OFFLINE 1.50 "BREAKFAST.COM halted. Cereal port not res
OFFLINE 1.50 "Chevys forever!!"
OFFLINE 1.50 "Cloves Captioned for the ham impaired."
OFFLINE 1.50 "Computer possessed?? Use Device=Exor.sys"
OFFLINE 1.50 "Darn! Out of tribble tags!"
OFFLINE 1.50 "FORMAT DRIVE C:? [ ] Yes [ ] Sure [x]
OFFLINE 1.50 "Floppy not detected. Formatting hard drive
OFFLINE 1.50 "GENERAL FAILURE A>bort, R>etry, F>ire Sho
OFFLINE 1.50 "Here's a partial score: Cleveland 10"
OFFLINE 1.50 "Hey Rocky... watch me pull a tagline out o
OFFLINE 1.50 "I am cat of Borg - We will assimilate your
OFFLINE 1.50 "I bought a 486/66 and still get the d___ h
OFFLINE 1.50 "I have tole you twict goddamit No!"
OFFLINE 1.50 "I prefer text mode based BASIC because its
OFFLINE 1.50 "I ran Stacker on my monitor and now it's 2
OFFLINE 1.50 "I want to be a modirater when I grow up"
OFFLINE 1.50 "I woke above ground again today."
OFFLINE 1.50 "If at first you don't succeed, blame it on
OFFLINE 1.50 "If love is blind, why is lingerie so popul
OFFLINE 1.50 "Keyboard not found...THINK F1 to continue."
OFFLINE 1.50 "Mary had a little RAM - about a MEG or so
OFFLINE 1.50 "Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy
OFFLINE 1.50 "Sure you can trust the government! Ask th
OFFLINE 1.50 "Text mode forever!? Oh, please! Oh pleas
OFFLINE 1.50 "The backup's not over 'til the fat table s
OFFLINE 1.50 "The hourglass is named correctly, it takes
OFFLINE 1.50 "The years creep slowly by, Lorena."
OFFLINE 1.50 "This is not a tagline."
OFFLINE 1.50 "Useless! Useless!"
OFFLINE 1.50 "What's this button? <zzappp>'Hey Spock, wh
OFFLINE 1.50 "Why can't I come up with a NEAT tag line?"
OFFLINE 1.50 "Windows NT: Needs Terabytes"
OFFLINE 1.50 "postmark: hotel trout fishing in america"
OFFLINE 1.50 "while(cat != here) play(mice);"
OFFLINE 1.50 "Don't Panic"
OFFLINE 1.52 "... Don't ask me. The cats are in charge around here."
OFFLINE 1.52 "Don't you know where your towel is?"
OFFLINE 1.52 "Down with ignurance!"
OFFLINE 1.52 "Dr. Faustus, call your service."
OFFLINE 1.52 "Drink wet cement and get really stoned!"
OFFLINE 1.52 "Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we di
OFFLINE 1.52 "Enter any 12-digit prime number to continu
OFFLINE 1.52 "Error in Virtual Reality Simulator Control
OFFLINE 1.52 "Error in operator: add beer."
OFFLINE 1.52 "Everyone lives by selling something."
OFFLINE 1.52 "Excellence is an option that is renewable
OFFLINE 1.52 "Fact of life #15: Heads bleed, walls don't
OFFLINE 1.52 "Failure has gone to his head."
OFFLINE 1.52 "Failure teaches success."
OFFLINE 1.52 "Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall."
OFFLINE 1.52 "Fancy gizmos don't work."
OFFLINE 1.52 "Fasten your seat belt."
OFFLINE 1.52 "Feces Occurs."
OFFLINE 1.52 "Fish and guests smell in three days."
OFFLINE 1.52 "For fools rush in where angels fear to tre
OFFLINE 1.52 "Friends come and go but enemies accumulate
OFFLINE 1.52 "From sharp minds come pointed heads."
OFFLINE 1.52 "Gay Whales Against the Bomb!"
OFFLINE 1.52 "Genuine imitation placebos anybody?"
OFFLINE 1.52 "Get out of the road, if you want to grow o
OFFLINE 1.52 "Give your child mental blocks for Christma
OFFLINE 1.52 "Golf is a good walk spoiled."
OFFLINE 1.52 "Golfer: A person who hits and tells."
OFFLINE 1.52 "Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to school."
OFFLINE 1.52 "Good girls get Heaven; bad girls, the worl
OFFline mail makes Sysops happy.
OH #* &!! YOU DID IT JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU!!!
OH DEAR, THERE'S A PENGUIN ON THE TELLY!
OH FOR GODS SAKES BUDDY ... SMARTEN UP?!?!?!
OH GOSH! I forgot to grow up!
OH NO! NOT THE CUMFY CHAIR!!!
OH NO! Not ANOTHER learning experience!
OH NO! I overslept! I'M LATE! For my nap. Z. Garfield
OH NO! IT'S THE FAT SL*GS!
OH NO! It's Bette Midler
OH NO! My eyes have stuck to this monitor!
OH NO! off topic AGAIN delete message quick...too late its gone!
OH NO!! You did it just like I told you to!!
OH NO, NOT MEGAWEAPON!
OH NO, my hard di?k has become a floppy (sigh)
OH NO, my wife burned the rice crispies--AGAIN!!
OH NOOOOOOOO! My computer's caught Windows!
OH WOW! A PUPPY!! - Andy
OH YES
OH YES! SHOVE IT! SHOVE IT! - Mutant Raccoon
OH no the Dip! Roger Rabit
OH! This is simply MAR-velous! - Don Bruce
OH! Dont touch the modem there, thats it's ,um, nice spot!
OH! Give a man a heart attack! - Ted Bullpit, Kingswood Country
OH! I posted a bunch of taglines with different keywords. I hope that yo
OH! Is the great Servo going to give us a morality lesson?
OH! It's YOU, Bob!
OH! No not YOU again!
OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!
OH! This is simply MAR-velous! - Don Bruce
OH!!! Gravity Works! -- Batty Coda
OH, NO! Can't Operate! AMA License Expired!
OH, NO, nurse, I told you to prick his boil!
OH, TAGLINES. I thought you said check out your TANLINES
OH, then you are one of those FYBITS, type of SysOps. perfect.
OHHHHH! I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener! (EVERYBODY!)
OHHHHH!!!!! <g> ... No, not at the zoo. <g>
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that hurt -- Iago
OHIO IS NOT THE HEART OF IT ALL -- G. Voinovich
OHMIGOD! He's got the precious cable TV cable! - Homer Simpson
OHMYGOD! HELP! I'M THINKING OF BUYING ANOTHER COMPUTER!
OHMYGOD! HELP! I'M THINKING OF BUYING SOMETHING
OHNOSECOND - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake
OHSHUT!MYSPACEBARUSBROKENANDSOMEONESWUTCHEDMYFICKUNGKEYS!
OI: Vey
OIC Oh, I See
OIC....................Oh, I see ...
OIL REFINERS do it crudely.
OJ - Sports hero to the Manson family
OJ ALIBI SANDWICH: FULL OF BALONEY BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE BUYING IT.
OJ DID walk! Tom said, jurisprudently
OJ REMARRIES!!! Wants another stab at it!
OJ Simpson Trial, See dis? De year de Great Bore came upon us all. What
OJ Simpson Trial: The year the Great Bore came upon us all..
OJ didn't do it....I saw it on Hardcopy!!!
OJ engaged again. Thought he'd take another stab at it.
OJ favorite hobby? Fishing for Cut Throat Salmon.
OJ for Starburst Fruit Chews - "The Juice is Loose !"
OJ got a new contract-- with Ginsu!
OJ legal expense #6: One jumbo jar of hand swelling cream.
OJ remarries: wants to take another stab at it.
OJ video informerical...SELLING the truth...not telling the truth.
OJ virus #2: your keyboard only has a slash key.
OJ walked - Reeve got the chair
OJ who?
OJ will walk, Tom said cluelessly.
OJ will walk, Tom said cluelessly. He *DID* walk! Tom said judiciously.
OJ's Email address: enter.slash.slash.backslash.escape
OJ's Genius jury ... read 47,000 pages of testimony in 3 hours.
OJ's favorite hobby? Fishing for cut throat salmon!
OJ's new Email Address: / \ <Esc>
OJ: Hang him or free him but just get him off my TV!
OJ: He'd never cut to the left.
OK - I poll with 2400...write short :-)
OK BeebleFroikin, hold it right there. We've got you covered!
OK Bob-for $1000 & the bag of reds, what's your name?Bob?
OK DIE - a NH `Live free or Die' automobile tag
OK DIE ;on a NH 'Live free or Die' automobile.
OK Dear, I'll turn it off 'IN JUST A MINUTE' [sigh]
OK Honey, I'll drop the modem if you drop the gun
OK I'm weird! But I'm saving up to become eccentric.
OK Let's try it. What harm can it d
OK Let's try it. What harm can it d.....................
OK Mom, I'm going to hypnotize you now, said Tom transparently.
OK OK OK I admit it
OK OK OK I admit it.....
OK OK SO THEY WERe ALL STOLEN HOW ABOUt THESE!!!
OK OK. I'll DO IT. Don't just tell my mother
OK Scottie, a jokes a joke, now beam down my clothes
OK Scotty, NOW! Detonate and energize! I mean.......
OK Scotty, NOW! Detonate and energize! Uh, I mean
OK Scotty, detonate and energize NOW! No, wait, I mean
OK So I "Borrowed" a few....well ....most of them!!
OK Who put WinBlows 95 on my systgfhegjsd*^&*^FYUTR*^&%H NO CARRIER
OK fo schoolboy to masturbateas long as it not against Principal
OK guys! Now get out your instruments. And I don't mean
OK guys, let me down! I was only kidding! - Christ, on the cross
OK guys, let me down. I was only kidding. - Jesus on the cross
OK joke's over! Where's President Bush?
OK kids come and get your Bambiburgers-hey why is everyone crying?
OK ladies! Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!
OK ladies, no spraying - Tom on Panther vs. Leopard fight
OK then and good sailing -Dr. Forrester w/semaphore flags
OK then, why DO rocket scientists count backwards???
OK who put pitta bread in the disk drive?
OK you guys..who swiped my Blackbird keys??
OK! I admit it. I'm just here for the sexual thrill
OK! Who broke the copier? Palms up everyone... palms up!
OK! Enough with the significant looks! - Mike
OK! I admit it. I'm just here for the sexual thrill.
OK! I give up--I win!
OK! I sent the check, honestly, I did!
OK! I'll make the coffee. Where d'you get the water from?
OK! OK! I'm just learning
OK! OK! So he called her a bitch! Its a Newt point.
OK! Second star on the right and then WHERE??
OK! Who started this!!!
OK!!!...I'll come to bed in a MINUTE!......NOT!!!
OK!!...I Failed as proof-reader for M & M's
OK!Youcanstealmytaglinesbutgivemebackmydamnspacebar!
OK, *WHO* ordered the aardvark?!
OK, Beavis-Power down daddy's computer and go to bed
OK, Cody, now you get to decide whether I win or lose! - EWJ
OK, Crow. This is a really, really big deal - Mike
OK, DON'T kill me. 'Sure could go for a sandwich - Tom
OK, GECO won, for getting the most taglines made just for him
OK, I admit it--_I_ was the one who made those crop circles in England
OK, I admit. I'm an undercover angel. I left my wings back home.
OK, I have an opinion, but it's still wet behind the ears
OK, I know what the speed of light is, but what’s the speed of dark?
OK, I pulled the pin. Now what? Hey, where're you going?
OK, I use taglines, but I don't inhale
OK, I'll keep my mind open for that
OK, I'll play your [darn] guitar. -Eddie Van Halen
OK, I'm confused. More than normal, that is.
OK, I'm gonna turn you into Shields & Yarnell - Mike
OK, I'm weird ! But I'm saving up to be eccentric
OK, I'm wierd -- but I'm saving up to be eccentric!
OK, Lady! That's MOM. M-O-M. Mom! Ok, lady!
OK, Leah @TOLAST@, let's see your Tagline hunting permit!
OK, Mermaid lady! - Mindy
OK, Mom; I'll turn if OFF IN A MINUTE!!...[sigh]
OK, Newt's got power, are we better off?
OK, OK, right after this one it's back to the topic
OK, Orville, let's see your tagline hunting permit!
OK, PC is BS FUBAR!
OK, Scotty, NOW! Detonate and energize! I mean
OK, Sherlock, who dunnit? - Hawkeye to BJ
OK, Spunky, sit up. Play dead. Bend the spoon with your thoughts. -Hef
OK, YOU'VE REACHED THE BOTTOM OF THE MESSAGE. WAKE UP!!!
OK, You! Hand over your Anime taglines before I change into a panda!
OK, bite down! - Crow as kid puts head in whale's mouth
OK, but they can't shed on the furniture - Crow
OK, cat, go ahead and sniff there, but don't you dare start lic YEOW!
OK, cute gag, now PUT DOWN THAT HAMMER! -Jesus
OK, do it quick. Get it over with - Mike as trampy girl
OK, everyone set w/the primace of the movie? - Mike
OK, here is a question... Where ARE your tanlines...?
OK, if I can't be Napoleon, I'll be Speaker
OK, if you're so darn clever, YOU write an original tag
OK, joke's over. Where's President Bush?
OK, kids, come and get your Bambiburgers - hey, why is everyone crying?
OK, lady!"--Mindy "No, Mom!"--Mindy's mom "OK lady, love you bye bye!
OK, let's see your tagline hunting permit!
OK, make a sentence from these words: face sodding your shut
OK, my duck is taped,,,now what?
OK, my mother wears combat boots, but your father wears high heel shoes!
OK, my mother wears combat boots, but your father wears high heel shoes!
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard
OK, now try the next step: Type "DEL *.*"... It always works
OK, now will you unchain me from this keyboard!!
OK, ok! Good pet! - Scratchansniff
OK, ok, I won't enforce it since it isn't in the rules... (yet) :-}
OK, screw buzzing - Mike as ditzy girl
OK, so I am weird, but I am saving up to be eccentric!
OK, so I don't descend from anyone....now what??
OK, so I use taglines, but I don't inhale!
OK, so I'm crazy. But I'm saving up to be eccentric.
OK, so I'm male, but if we can't laugh at ourselves
OK, so I'm not very good at thinking up taglines.
OK, so I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric
OK, so I've got an attitude. Can we talk anyway?
OK, so he would have billed her afterwards
OK, so life isn't fair. But why isn't it ever unfair in my favour ?
OK, so that last one wasn't TMBG related, but oh well.
OK, so the filter wasn't running on the gene pool that night
OK, so the ogre has me in a bear hug? Great! I'll fireb
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
OK, so why isn't is spelled "Fonix"?
OK, so you're a Ph.D. Just don't touch anything
OK, squeal piggy! - Mike as girls attack guy
OK, the first thing we'll do is strangle the Kender.
OK, the topic header was to get your attention
OK, very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
OK, we get it. The cycle of friggin' life - Crow
OK, we get together later and frag Shari Lewis
OK, where did I put that tagline? <FidoBelch>
OK, which of you feminizts put the white-out on my screen?
OK, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
OK, who put the white-out on my screen?
OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
OK, you can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about the heat
OK. A Spider is a Webster.I can live with that.-Frank Palmer
OK. Hold it right there!
OK. Double whip-out at 4000 feet! - Crow on skydivers
OK. I got a life. Now, what do I do with it?
OK. I'm going back on topic, I swear.
OK. Lets' love - Crow boredly
OK. it was my evil twin who wrote that message
OK...Jokes over, Where's Bush?
OK...heads, I eat this thing, and tails, I roll in it. - Leo
OK? OK? I think we can do better than that! -- Frank
OKAY! This isn't funny anymore. I give up - where am I?
OKAY! Who put sand in the vaseline?!?!?!
OKAY!! Turn on the sound ONLY for TRYNEL CARPETING, FULLY-EQUIPPED R.V.'S and FLOATATION SYSTEMS!!
OKAY, WHO PUT THE "STOP PAYMENT" ON MY REALITY CHECK?
OKAY, what is wrong now?
OKAYthis isn't funny anymore. I give upwhere am I?
OKIDATA: Quality Assurance by Japan
OKKKKAAAYY!! I say ev'rything, but DO NOT delete my VGA Planets
OKP: On your Knees and Pray!
OKlahoma, it's in Oklahoma.
OKlahoma, shut-up and drive.
OKlahoma, trees are made of wood.
OKyoucansnagmyrecipesbutgivemebackmybloodyspacebar!
OKyoucanstealmytaglinesbutgivemebackmybloodyspacebar!
OL ð "Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."
OLAY, olay... feelin' Hot , Hot HOT!! - TEC
OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just loose their faculties.
OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balance
OLD ACCOUNTS never die, they are deleted
OLD ACTORS never die, they just drop a part
OLD AGE: Better than the alternative
OLD ALCAHOLICS/DRUG ADDICTS never die, they just get wasted
OLD ANTHROPOLOGISTS never die, they just become history
OLD ARCHERS never die, they just bow and quiver
OLD ARCHITECTS never die, they just lose their structures
OLD ASSETS never die, they just depreciate
OLD ASTRONAUTS never die, they just go to another world
OLD ATOMS never die, they just decay
OLD BANKERS never die, they just lose interest
OLD BANKERS never die, they just want to be a loan
OLD BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go batty
OLD BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just run their last lap
OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribbling
OLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they just buzz off
OLD BIKERS never die, but they're hard on tires
OLD BIOLOGISTS never die, they just ferment away
OLD BLONDES never fade, they just dye away
OLD BOOKKEEPERS never die, they just lose their figures
OLD BOOKS never die, they just go out-of-print
OLD BOWLERS never die, they just end up in the gutter
OLD BRAKES never die, they just grind down
OLD BRIDGE PLAYERS never die, they just lose their finesse
OLD BRIDGE PLAYERS never die, they just sit around on their fat aces
OLD BUDGETS never die, they are fillibustered
OLD BUREAUCRATS never die, they just waste away
OLD BURGLARS never die, they just steal away!
OLD BUSINESSES never die, they just get consolidated
OLD CANNERS never die, they are preserved
OLD CARS never die, they just get run into the ground
OLD CASHIERS never die, they just check out
OLD CHAUFFEURS never die, they just lose their drive
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just do it inorganically
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just fail to react
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just lose their refluxes
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just reach equilibrium
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just smell that way
OLD CLEANING PEOPLE never die, they just kick the bucket
OLD COMPOSERS never die, they just decompose
OLD COMPUTER PEOPLE never die, they just lose their memory
OLD COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte the dust
OLD COOKS never die, they just get deranged
OLD COURIERS never die, they just keep on EXPRESSing it!
OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expire
OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled over
OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get smashed for six
OLD DANCERS never die, they just step away
OLD DAREDEVILS never die, they just get discouraged
OLD DEANS never die, they just lose their faculties
OLD DENTISTS never die, they just lose their pull
OLD DIETERS never die, they just waist away
OLD DIVERS never die, they just extend their bottom time
OLD DIVERS never die, they just flop
OLD DIVERS never die, they just get board
OLD DIVERS never die, they just lose their spring
OLD DOCTORS never die, they just lose their patience
OLD EDITORS do it with a red pen
OLD ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS never die, they just have slower rise times
OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it Hz
OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contact
OLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die, they go on, and on, and on
OLD ENGINEERS never die, they just lose their bearings
OLD ENGLISH MAJORS do it with Strunk and White
OLD ENOUGH TO READ THE NEXT POST? ID please.
OLD ENVIRONMENTALISTS never die, they are just recycled
OLD ESKIMOES never die, they just get cold feet
OLD EXORCISTS never die, they just give up the ghost
OLD FARMERS never die, they just go to seed
OLD FARMERS never die, they just spade away
OLD FATHERS never die, they just become grandfathers
OLD FISHERMEN never die, their rods just go limp
OLD FISHERMEN never die, they just get reel tired
OLD FISHERMEN never die, they just smell that way
OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zone
OLD FOOTBALLERS never die, they just kick the bucket
OLD FORESTERS never die, they just pine away
OLD FRIDGE REPAIRMEN never die, they just blow their cool
OLD FROGS NEVER DIE...BUT THEY DO CROAK.
OLD FROGS never die, they just croak
OLD FRUIT never die, it just pear-ishes
OLD GARAGEMEN never die, they just retire
OLD GEOLOGISTS never die, they just recrystalize
OLD GHOST TOWNS never die, they become desolate
OLD GOAL UMPIRES never die, they just get flagged down
OLD GOLFERS never die, they just lose their balls
OLD GOLFERS never die, they just lose their drive
OLD GRAPHIC ARTISTS never die, they just de-rez
OLD GYMNASTS never die, they just take longer to mount
OLD HAMS never die, they just get grounded
OLD HARDWARE ENGINEERS never die, they just cache in thei
OLD HELSINKI TOURISTS never die, they just vanish into Finn Air
OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail away.
OLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell that way.
OLD HOCKEY PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goal
OLD HOMEBREWERS never die, they just ferment away
OLD HUNTERS never die, they just stay LOADED
OLD HYPOCHONDRIACS never die, they just imagine it
OLD HYPOCHONDRIACS never die, they just lose their grippe.
OLD IMMORTALS [vampires, whatever] never die, they just...don't
OLD INTERPRETERS (for the deaf) never die, they just sign off
OLD INVESTORS never die, they just roll over.
OLD IS NEEDING A FIRE PERMIT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE
OLD JOKES never die, they just get retold by the young
OLD JOURNALISTS never die, they just get de-pressed
OLD KAYAKERS never die, they just roll back over, and do it again
OLD KEY PUNCH OPERATORS never die, they just punch out.
OLD KIDS never die, they just adulterate
OLD KIDS never die, they just grow up
OLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils
OLD LASER PHYSICISTS never die, they just become incohere
OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their appeal
OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their briefs
OLD LIBRARIANS never die, their computers have Fatal Errors
OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just check out
OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just get re-shelved
OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just lose their references
OLD LIGHT BULBS never die, they just blink out
OLD LIMBO DANCERS never die, they just go under.
OLD LINGUISTS never die, they just rearrange their deep structures
OLD MACDONALD BOUGHT THE FARM, E I E I O
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just disappear.
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just float away
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just make a big production
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change color
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they're just fooling themselves
OLD MAID One who has given up all hope of giving in.
OLD MAIDS count on fingers, but young girls count on legs
OLD MATH TEACHERS never die, they just reduce to lowest terms
OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just disintegrate
OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just go off on a tangent
OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just lose some functions
OLD MEDIUMS never die, they are just visiting their friends
OLD MERCENARIES never die, they find someone else to take their place
OLD MERCENARIES never die, they just go to hell to regroup
OLD METEORS never die, they just burn up
OLD MILKMAIDS never die, they just lose their whey.
OLD MINISTERS never die -- they just go out to pastor
OLD MP's never die, they just attain peerage
OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just decompose
OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played out
OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just go from bar to bar.
OLD NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS never die, they just go off-line
OLD NUMERICAL ANALYSTS never die, they just get disarrayed.
OLD OWLS never die, they just don't give a hoot
OLD PACIFISTS never die, they just go to peaces.
OLD PARADOXES never die, they just become enigmas
OLD PC: "Make it so." New PC: "Do it!"
OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they get sent to the old focus home
OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they just stop developing
OLD PILOTS never die, they just buzz off
OLD PILOTS never die, they just go to a higher plane
OLD PLANETS never die, they just lose their attraction
OLD PLASTIC never dies, they just recycle it
OLD PLUMBERS never die, they just go down the drain.
OLD POLICEMEN never die, they just cop out.
OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zip.
OLD PRINTERS never die, they're just not the type.
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte it
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just decompile.
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just get bugged with life.
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just go to bits.
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just loose their memory.
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just move to new addresses.
OLD PROGRAMMING WIZARDS never die, they just recurse
OLD PROPANE TANKS never die, they just run out of gas
OLD PROSITUTES never die, they just fake away
OLD PUNTERS never die, they just go horse
OLD QUARTERBACKS never die, they just fade back and pass
OLD QUILTERS never die, they just go to pieces
OLD QUILTERS never die, they just go under cover
OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receiving
OLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derail.
OLD RAIN PUDDLES never die, they just dry up
OLD SAILORS never die, they just get a little "DINGHY"
OLD SAILORS never die, they just lose their porpoise
OLD SALESMEN never die, they just go out of commission
OLD SCHOOLS never die, they just lose their principals
OLD SCOTS never die, but they can be kilt.
OLD SCULPTORS never die, they just lose their marbles.
OLD SEAMSTRESSES never die, they just come to the point
OLD SEERS never die, they just lose their vision
OLD SEWAGE WORKERS never die, they just waste away
OLD SHEETROCKERS (dry wallers) never die, they just hang around
OLD SHOES MAKERS never die, they just lose their sole.
OLD SKIERS never die, but they go downhill fast
OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goal
OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just lose their kick.
OLD SOLDIERS never die, they just fade away.
OLD SOLDIERS never die, they just smell that way
OLD SOLDIERS never die, young ones do
OLD SOURDOUGHS never die, they just ferment away
OLD SPELUNKERS never die, they just cave in.
OLD STEELMAKERS never die, they just lose their temper.
OLD STUDENTS never die, they just get degraded
OLD SWIMMERS never die, they just fall off their blocks.
OLD SWIMMERS never die, they just have a stroke.
OLD SWIMMERS never die, they just kick-off
OLD SYSTEM USERS never die, they just chdir to NULL
OLD TANNERS never die, they just go into hiding.
OLD TAPE DISPENSERS never die, they just get used up
OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their class
OLD TELEPHONES never die, they just stop ringing
OLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state -
OLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state of maximum entropy
OLD TIME RADIO: Peak the grid; dip the final; Tune for smoke !!
OLD TIRE TUBES never die, they just get punctured
OLD TRASH never dies, they just bury it
OLD TRIGONOMETRY TEACHERS never die, they just lose their identities
OLD TROMBONISTS never die - they just slide away
OLD TRUCK DRIVERS never die; they just get a new Peterbilt
OLD TV SHOWS never die, they just get rerun on Nickelodeon
OLD TV SOAP STARS never die, they become pathetic
OLD USENETTERS never die, they just become unresponsive.
OLD VACATIONERS never die, they just don't come back
OLD VIOLINISTS never die - they just become unstrung.
OLD VOICEMAIL SYSTEMS never die, they just stop answering
OLD WANTS never die, they become needs
OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out of time.
OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just unwind.
OLD WEATHERMEN never die, they reign forever.
OLD WHITE WATER RAFTERS never die, they just get disgorged
OLD WOOL COATS never die, they just become mothballed
OLD WRESTLERS never die, they just lose their grip.
OLD YACHTSMEN never die, they just keel over.
OLD: Wine,Women,Song. NEW:Coffee,Computers,CD's.
OLD? Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
OLD? Your eyes won't get much worse,,,
OLDS - Old Ladies Driving Slowly
OLDS - Old Ladies Driving Slowly
OLDS - Old Ladies Driving Slowly
OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
OLDSMOBILE: - Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
OLDSMOBILE: Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infa
OLICE TAGLINE-DON'T CROSS-POLICE TAGLINE-DON'T CROSS-POLI
OLIVE OYL - Always The Extra Virgin
OLIVER'S LAW OF LOCATION - No matter where you are, there you are.
OLX 2.1 TD Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
OLX does everything but think up new taglines
OLX does more by 9:00am that other readers do all day!
OLX snags recipes..not me!
OLX steals Taglines..... not me!
OLX's quick exit just trashed my 3000 byte Taglines file.
OLX3.0? "I'm hearing November." --Mustang Sally
OLX: On the cutting edge of information transfer
OLX: On the cutting edge of software evolution.
OMC: Obscene Message to Console
OMC: Overheat Memory Chip
OMEGA1: on a Jaguar Xj6.
OMEN!!! P'raps CONTROV, or HOLY_SMOKE?
OMEN, n. A sign that something will happen if nothing happens.
OMEN.ZIPgreat program, no docs, but fun to unzip!
OMEN: Sign that something will happen if nothing happens
OMIGOD! I just shot Marvin in the head! -- Vincent Vega
OML: Obey Murphy's Laws
OMNIS CALORUM BURROS SUM.
ON K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY In a Hall of Fame opened to honor outstanding women soldiers. It was a Wac's museum
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY In a baseball game was held at a National Park campground. They pitched a tent
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY In a poultry farmer put his money in the bank and opened a chicken account
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY In the first Army dental unit was formed. They had a good drill team
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY In the first bank without tellers opened. It was for people who believe money talks
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY In the first twins were born on America on a two's day
ON a BBS, noone can hear you scream
ON-SCREEN! ON-SCREEN! LET'S SEE IT! - Picard
ON: Dumb Graduate of Oxford
ONCE = ACCIDENT TWICE = COINCIDENCE THRICE = ENEMY ACTION
ONCE I FELT A NEED TO BELONG AND BE ACCEPTED. Fortunately, I got over it
ONCE, adv. Enough.
ONCE=ACCIDENT. TWICE=COINCIDENCE. THRICE=ENEMY ACTION.
ONE DEAD UNJUGGED RABBIT FISH LATER
ONE LIFE TO LIVE for ALL MY CHILDREN in ANOTHER WORLD all THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES
ONE NATION UNDER SURVEILANCE
ONE OFFICIAL LANGUAGE......ENGLISH.
ONE OFFICIAL LANGUAGE......ENGLISH.
ONE SLICE OF STRAWBERRY TART WITHOUT SO MUCH RAT IN IT LATER
ONLINE ? Good! Hit <ALT-H> to take the I.Q. Test
ONLINE: Computerese for "The damn board finally answered!"
ONLINE? Good! Hit <ALT-H> to take the I.Q. Test.
ONLINE? Hit <ALT-H> for a quick I.Q. Test.
ONLINE? Good! Hit <ALT-H> to take the I.Q. Test
ONLINE? Hit <ALT+H> for a quick I.Q. Test!
ONLY 2 KINDS OF PEOPLE--ONES THAT OWN HARLEYS--& ONES WHO WISH THEY DID
ONLY Taglines are on-topic here. Please don't drag me off-topic again.
ONLY Taglines are on-topic here. Please don't drag me off-topic again.
ONLY criminals and tyrants fear Gun Control
ONLY good cat is a stir fried cat" - Alf
ONLY recipes are on-topic here. Please don't drag me off-topic again.
OO Headlights on msg
OO Many kiss the hand that they wish cut off.
OOCH! OUCH! OW! Crack vials underfoot! - Outland
OOH! Papa Smurf, NOBODY's ever touched me like THAT before!
OOOH! BAD IDEA, CHARLES! BAD IDEA! - Buddy
OOOH, baby....do me like you done before
OOOHHH, does this feel good, @FN ejaculated
OOOHHHHH!!! Birdzilla returns! Don't let him eat me!!
OOOOH! That's GOTTA hurt!
OOOOH! INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!!
OOOOOH, I'll keelhaul you for this! - Yosemite Sam
OOOOOOOHHHHH!!! That feeeels ssoooo gooood!.
OOOOOOOOO - A condom chorus line
OOOOOOOOOOO <----- A condom chorus line!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO crap
OOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma: Where the wind goes whistling down the plain.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma: Where the wind goes whistling down the plain.
OOOOOhhhh.. I'm too pooped to poop
OOOOOoooo Can you get more disgusting?!? -The Tick
OOOOooo Big man, pick on the brainy kid... -Charles
OOOOoooooooooh! Such power! I love it!
OOOPS DID'N MEAN TO PUSH THA@#$#%%$#$###$NO CARRIER
OOOPS! Gotta run. Cat's caught in the printer again!
OOOPS!... I just tried to steal my own tagline
OOOPS!I just tried to snag my own recipe
OOOPS!I just tried to steal my own tagline....
OOOooo Mucus, The scourge of mankind. -The Tick
OOOooohyou meant PLAY DEADI'm sorry I shot it.
OOOoooo. Plane ride. - The Tick
OOOooooOOOOooohhhhhh...... do you know what a PING does to a Goddess????
OOP Out Of Print
OOP Out Of Print
OOP -> OOWeeh
OOP COBOL: ADD 1 TO COBOL GIVING COBOL
OOPS! Hit the wrong F key again
OOPS! I just tried to steal my own tagline!!
OOPS! I sit corrected!! Lay it to old-timer's ailment.
OOPS! ---SDI software engineer
OOPS! Hit the wrong F'ing key again...
OOPS! I gotta go, here comes my keeper!
OOPS! I stepped in something, ..... GUI
OOPS, just had to duck a flying pig! - Don Horton
OOPS: I just got a C++ compiler!
OOPS: Not just for klutzes anymore
OOPs! This is C++, not C!
OOPs, I stepped on a GUI!
OOT OF ALL EVIL. Send me $20 for more info
OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment
OOTC: We don' need no steenkin' OOTC!
OOTQ Obligatory On Topic Quote
OOTS black, WELL!!
OOTT: Operations Other Than Tagging
OOoohh Baby, Baby!
OOooo! Been fondling your ice cream bowl, hmmm?
OPCODE: AAR = Alter at Random
OPCODE: AND = Accelerate Noisy Disk
OPCODE: AWTT = Assemble with Tinker Toys
OPCODE: BF = Belch Fire
OPCODE: BMR = Branch Multiple Registers
OPCODE: CAPH = Convert All Prime numbers to Hex
OPCODE: CBNC = Close, but no Cigar
OPCODE: CLBR = Clobber Register
OPCODE: CLBRI = Clobber Register Immediately
OPCODE: CLD = Close Logical Door
OPCODE: CMPSW = Copy Multiple Programs to Standard Window
OPCODE: CNB = Cause Nervous Breakdown
OPCODE: COLB = Crash for Operator's Lunch Break
OPCODE: CPPR = Crumple Printer Paper and Rip
OPCODE: CZZC = Convert Zone to Zip Code
OPCODE: DMPK = Destroy Memory Protect Key
OPCODE: DOC = Drive Operator Crazy
OPCODE: EXOP = Execute Operator
OPCODE: EXPP = Execute Political Prisoner
OPCODE: FLI = Flash Lights Impressively
OPCODE: FSM = Fold, Spindle and Mutilate
OPCODE: FSRA = Forms Skip and Run Away
OPCODE: HCF = Halt and Catch Fire
OPCODE: HLT = Hide Last Term paper
OPCODE: IAE = Ignore All Exceptions
OPCODE: IIB = Ignore Inquiry and Branch
OPCODE: INT = Invade Next Terminal
OPCODE: IRET = Ignore Request and Explode Terminal
OPCODE: JO = Jail Owner
OPCODE: JP = Junk Program
OPCODE: MWAG = Make Wild-Assed Guess
OPCODE: PVLC = Punch Variable Length Card
OPCODE: RA = Randomize Answer
OPCODE: RASC = Read and Shred Card
OPCODE: RCB = Read Command Backwards
OPCODE: RDA = Refuse to Disclose Answer
OPCODE: RDB = Run Disk Backwards
OPCODE: ROC = Randomize Op Codes
OPCODE: SAP = Sharpen Light Pen
OPCODE: SQPC = Sit Quietly and Play With Your Crayons
OPCODE: SRDR = Shift Right Double Ridiculous
OPCODE: SRSD = Seek Record and Scar Disk
OPCODE: SRT = Steal Roy's Taglines
OPCODE: SSJ = Select Stacker and Jam
OPCODE: STA = Store Anywhere
OPCODE: STROM = Store in Read-only Memory
OPCODE: TARC = Take Arithmetic Review Course
OPCODE: TPDH = Tell Programmer to Do it Himself.
OPCODE: TTA = Try, Try Again
OPCODE: UER = Update and Erase Record
OPCODE: ULDA = Unload Accumulator
OPCODE: UP = Understand Program
OPCODE: UPCI = Update Card In Place
OPCODE: WBT = Water Binary Tree
OPCODE: WEMG = Write Eighteen Minute Gap
OPCODE: WF = Wait Forever
OPCODE: WHFO = Wait Until Hell Freezes Over
OPCODE: WSWW = Work in Strange and Wondrous Ways
OPCODE: WWLR = Write Wrong-Length Record
OPCODE: ZAR = Zero Alternate Registers
OPCODE: ZAR = Zero Any Register
OPEN THE REST ROOM DOORS, HAL. HAL! Never mind
OPEN THE REST ROOMS DOORS, HAL.
OPEN-COLLAR WORKERS: People who work at home or telecommute
OPERA: People singing when they should be talking.
OPERA: A place where a guy gets stabbed in the back and s
OPERA: A place where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it
OPERA: A place where anything too dumb to be spoken is sung.
OPERA: People singing when they should be talking.
OPERA: where one gets stabbed in the back and sings about dying
OPERATER ERROR.. (A)bort (R)etry (G)ive up...
OPERATER ERROR.. (A)bort (R)etry (S)hoot...
OPERATER ERROR: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)ive up
OPERATER ERROR: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hoot
OPERATING SYSTEM : What you have after a meal of prunes.
OPERATIONS does it with precise execution.
OPERATOR - Personnel used for entering errors into a computer.
OPERATOR ERROR.. (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hoot
OPERATOR ERROR: "Nyah, Nyah, Na Na, Nyah!"
OPERATOR does it automatically.
OPERATOR does it in the CTY.
OPERATOR! Trace this call and tell me where I am.
OPERATOR: Mountain Dew-consumer using data-consumer
OPERATORS do it person-to-person.
OPERATORS mount everything
OPERATORS push the right buttons.
OPERATORS really know how to mount it.
OPI: Order Pizza Immediately
OPINION: Where "moderation" means "attack."
OPL: Obvious Panty Line
OPP: Order Pizza for Programmer
OPPORTUNITY " You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
OPPORTUNITY, n. A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.
OPPOSE, v. To assist with obstructions and objections.
OPRAH VIRUS: You'll lose 300mb, but don't worry; it won't last.
OPTIMIST - someone trying to buy Win95 on 360k floppies for his XT
OPTIMIST A pregnant girl who rubs vanishing cream on her tummy.
OPTIMIST(n):pessimist who missed the basic point.
OPTIMIST, n. A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
OPTIMIST: A guy without much experience
OPTIMISTS do it without a doubt.
OPTOMETRISTS do it eyeball-to-eyeball, since they always see eye-to-eye.
OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face
OPUP - To push one's glasses back on the nose.
OR Oxymoron: Peace keeper missile.
OR ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE COUNTRY !
ORAL Roberts. With a name like that, we shoulda known!
ORAL SEX - one slip of the tongue and you're in sh*t!
ORAL SEX..Means sticking it in your ear
ORCHESTRAL SUITES: Naughty women who follow touring orchestras
ORDER NOW! Turn messages to taglines in 1EZ-STEP! (GW)
ORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFN
OREGON: As pretty as California but not as weird
ORG.ASM NOT FOUND - (R)etry (F)ake it?
ORG.ASM Not Found. Wife not happy!
ORG.ASM Not Found. Wife/girlfriend not happy!
ORG.ASM not found ! Fake it (Y)es, (N)o ?
ORG.ASM not found! Fondle any key to retry
ORG.ASM not found, Girlfriend not happy.
ORG.ASM not found. Should I fake it? (Y)(N)
ORG.ASM not found. Wife not happy!
ORG.ASM not found. G!rl not happy!
ORG.ASM not found. Girlfriend NOT happy!
ORG.ASM not found. Girlfriend not happy...
ORG.ASM not found. Should I fake it (Y)es (N)o (R)etry?
ORG.ASM not found. Wife *very* unhappy
ORG.ASM not found... (R)etry, (F)ake it?
ORG.ASM not found; Wife VERY unhappy!
ORGANIC: Church Musician!!
ORGANISTS do it with both hands and both feet.
ORGANISTS pull out all the stops and do it with their feet
ORGASM..Person who accompanies the church choir
ORGASM.COM not found. Should I fake it?
ORGASM.CUM not found.... should I fake it? (Y/n)
ORGASM.EXE not found! Fake it (Y/n)?
ORGASM.EXE not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
ORGASM.EXE not found. Copy COCK.COM C:\MOUTH (y/n) ?
ORGASM.EXE not found. Insert LIPS.COM in drive AHH:
ORGASM.EXE not found. Insert program LIPS.COM into drive A>
ORGASM.HER not found. Action: (A)bort (R)etry (F)ake?
ORGASM.SYS not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
ORIENTEERS do it in the woods.
ORIGAMY: Uncertain marital status.
ORIGINAL Tagline? What can I say in such a small space?
ORIGINALITY(n): undetected plagiarism
ORNITHOLOGISTS do the bird.
ORRIN HATCH VIRUS DETECTED; RUN 'EXORCIST'?
ORSON WELLES - All's well that ends Welles
ORTHODONTISTS do it with braces
ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke.
ORTHOPEDISTS do it till it breaks.
ORVILLE & WILBUR - Dead: Two Wrights
OS Big Boss Speak With Firey Toungue
OS PEOPLE would do it if only they didn't 'deadlock'.
OS means Operating System. Windows means pains
OS-9/68000 -- The only *real* operating system
OS-DEBATE Mantra: Platforms that do not run DOOM are irrelevant.
OS/ virus scan: Windows found - delete? (Y/y)
OS/2 That's half an operating system...?
OS/2 To be or not to be Not to be!
OS/2 half an operating system!
OS/2 - Brought to you by the creators of MSX Basic!
OS/2 32-bit Object Orientated Operating System. (Team OS/2)
OS/2 MS-DOS/1 Wintendo/0
OS/2 ! Contributing Editor for "OS/2 Monthly"
OS/2 (Half an operating system??)
OS/2 + OS/2 = OS.
OS/2 - 100% FAT free!
OS/2 - A Not Ready For Prime Time Player
OS/2 - A way to make Windows unnecessary!
OS/2 - Because 32 bits are terrible things to waste!
OS/2 - Cause winbloze bloze! <Team MainDoor/2>
OS/2 - Find out how Objects can make your Computing Easier!
OS/2 - From the people who brought you the 640 limit!
OS/2 - Half an OS, Windows - Not an OS. Take your Pick!!!
OS/2 - Half an operating system?
OS/2 - Half its OS tied behind its back... just to make it fair.
OS/2 - It opens up Windows and shuts up Gates!
OS/2 - It's like perfomance tires for your computer!
OS/2 - It's not just for breakfast anymore.
OS/2 - Mathematical formula describing 1/2 of an operating system
OS/2 - Not just another pretty program loader!
OS/2 - Not up and comming, Up and Running!
OS/2 - Oh Shucks, 2 times we made a BIG mistake
OS/2 - Opens up Windows and shuts up Gates.
OS/2 - Operates Safer/Too!
OS/2 - So you can be *productive* and yet - still play solitaire!
OS/2 - Superior OS for superior minds.
OS/2 - The Galaxy class starship of operating systems!
OS/2 - The Operating System of Champions!
OS/2 - The choice of a new generation
OS/2 - The only true 100% FAT free operating system
OS/2 - The operating system for the 21st century
OS/2 - The sane way to jump out of Windows!!!
OS/2 - The sliced bread of the computer world
OS/2 - Warp Drive for Windows.
OS/2 - What "Chicago" wants to be when it grows up
OS/2 - Windows done RIGHT!
OS/2 - Windows done right !
OS/2 - Windows with bullet-proof glass.
OS/2 - Your Brain Windows - Your Brain on Drugs.
OS/2 - because YOU'RE not afraid of a few hundred bugs.
OS/2 - better Windows than Windows, better DOS than DOS.
OS/2 - don't leave \HOME without it!
OS/2 - drag me, drop me, make me feel like an object!
OS/2 - multitasking IN YOUR FACE!
OS/2 - operating system of the future!
OS/2 - the bOSs of Operating Systems!
OS/2 - the door to the future you can walk thru!
OS/2 - the only Virus SCAN 109 ignores
OS/2 - what DOS dreams of being.
OS/2 -> Warp 3, Mr. Sulu
OS/2 -- Opens new Gates not seen through Windows!
OS/2 -- What "95" wants to be when it grows up.
OS/2 -- better Windows than Windows, better Dos than Dos.
OS/2 -- don't leave DOS without it!
OS/2 ... 32-bit beauty that's more than just skin-deep.
OS/2 ... Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
OS/2 ... half an operating system!
OS/2 ... opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
OS/2 .... What else?
OS/2 ..... ? I like problems !
OS/2 1/2 an operating system for 1/2 a computer
OS/2 2 ..Will it send DOS & Windows the way of CP/M ?????
OS/2 2.0 <== This is your brain Windows <== Your brain on drugs.
OS/2 2.0 - The sane way to jump out of Windows!!!
OS/2 2.0 : IBM's answer to Windows-- "We give! Uncle!"
OS/2 2.0 ? I'll believe it when I see it.
OS/2 2.0 ERROR. Purchase 486-50Mhz 32-meg to continue.
OS/2 2.0 ERROR: Purchase 486-50 with 8 Meg to continue
OS/2 2.0 ERROR: Purchase Amiga with 8 Meg to continue
OS/2 2.0 ERROR: Purchase 486-50 with 8 Meg to continue...
OS/2 2.0 VirusScan - Windows 3.1 found: Remove it? (Y/y)
OS/2 2.0 fixes broken windows.
OS/2 2.0 is a trojan! Pass it on
OS/2 2.0! 2.0 is better than 1.
OS/2 2.0"=Your PC. "Windows"=Your PC on drugs. Questions?
OS/2 2.0, a 32 bit OS today... Not Tomorrow
OS/2 2.0.. so many bugs you could open a bait shop
OS/2 2.0..It puts hair on your CPU!
OS/2 2.0: Taking the wind out of Windows.
OS/2 2.0=Your PC. Windows=Your PC on drugs. Questions?
OS/2 2.0? I'll believe it when I see it.
OS/2 2.1 <== This is your brain Windows <== Your brain on drugs.
OS/2 2.1 - A Better DOS than the real thing
OS/2 2.1 - It's curtains for Windows!
OS/2 2.1 - Opens Up Windows and Shuts Up Gates
OS/2 2.1 - The coming of age of 32 bit computing!
OS/2 2.1 - the best Windows tip around!
OS/2 2.1 ... A Better Reason To Jump Out Of Windows
OS/2 2.1 .... Opens Windows - shuts Gates
OS/2 2.1 .... avoid broken Windows.
OS/2 2.1 A Better Reason To Jump Out Of Windows
OS/2 2.1 Borg Release: Resistance is Futile!
OS/2 2.1 Borg Release: Windows is Futile!
OS/2 2.1 Drag me, Drop me, Make me feel like an object!
OS/2 2.1 ERROR: Purchase 486-50 with 8 Meg to continue...
OS/2 2.1 Up and _RUNNING_ not just Up and Coming.
OS/2 2.11 - The coming of age of 32 bit computing!
OS/2 2.1: DOS 2.0/3.0/4.0/5.0 Windoze 2.0/3.0/3.1
OS/2 2.1: Love at first click
OS/2 2.1: Taking the wind out of Windows.
OS/2 2.1: UAE'nt seen nothin yet!
OS/2 2.1: Windows with bullet proof glass
OS/2 2.2 will be released when 2.1 finishes loading.
OS/2 2.x - 100% FAT free!
OS/2 2.x: Taking the wind out of Windows
OS/2 3.0 Can be yours too!
OS/2 3.0 WARP, RA2.02+ and now IM2.29M it's gonna get better
OS/2 32-bit Object Orientated Operating System
OS/2 4.0 in August 1995? Heck thats before Windows95!
OS/2 : Bill Gates' worst nightmare !
OS/2 = DOS-DOS+PREEMPTIVE_MULTITASKING+GRAPHICS!
OS/2 = DOS-MICROSOFT+MULTITASKING+GRAPHICS!
OS/2 = Half an Operating System? NO WAY!!!
OS/2 = Half an operating system.
OS/2 = Half of Operation System
OS/2 = Multitasking, Win 3.1 = Multi crashing.
OS/2 = OS%2 = Half an Operating System
OS/2 == SEX the first time
OS/2 ? I'll wait for GNU Hurd !
OS/2 ? What's that? Half of an Operating System?
OS/2 BBS: All the nodes run on 1 computer
OS/2 Backup procedure: Remove the hard drive
OS/2 Definitely not your father's Oldsmobile
OS/2 Doing what windows can't
OS/2 ERROR: Please remove cat from drive A:.
OS/2 Error 006: Malicious error. Windows found on drive.
OS/2 ErrorScan- "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"
OS/2 Everywhere -- landfills, septic tanks
OS/2 FIXES BROKEN WINDOWS
OS/2 Fat Man in a Slow Car
OS/2 For SMP: A six-lane expressway.
OS/2 HAS PROMISE! ...lots and lots of promises...
OS/2 HPFS: My hard disk went on a diet and lost it's FAT
OS/2 Half an Operating System?
OS/2 IS NOT a virus: viruses do something
OS/2 IS the OP/SYS of choice! Internet: sysop@at.com
OS/2 Installation Bunny: No go
OS/2 JUST SAY *NO*
OS/2 Means CURTAINS For Windows!
OS/2 OS/2C Error #003: You're joking... right?
OS/2 Resources, We don't need no stinkin resources
OS/2 SMP USERS can do it with multiple engines.
OS/2 Sighted at K-MART. Details at Eleven O' Clock
OS/2 Still confuses Big Blue
OS/2 THE solution for this small planet!
OS/2 To be or not to be... Not to be!
OS/2 USERS can do it in parallel.
OS/2 Undelete Help: Online Documentation Not found. (Real Smart, IBM!)
OS/2 V2.0 What's this? A GUI for Yuppies!?
OS/2 V2.0: Windows with bullet proof glass.
OS/2 V2: Curtains for Windows
OS/2 Version 2: Windows with bullet proof glass
OS/2 Version 2: taking the wind out of Windows
OS/2 VirScan - Windows found : Remove? (Y/y)
OS/2 ViruScan :: Windows found. Remove <Y/n>.
OS/2 ViruScan: Windows Found, Remove it? (Y/y)?
OS/2 Virus Scan: Found MS Windows, delete (Y/Y)
OS/2 Virus Scanner: WIN Virus found [R]emove or [R]emove?
OS/2 Virus checker. MS Windows found! Remove [Y,n]?
OS/2 Virus scan : Windows - do you wish to remove virus?
OS/2 Virus scan: Found Windows. Delete it?
OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Disinfect? (Y/Y)"
OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y,y)"
OS/2 VirusScan: Windows detected. Delete? (Y/y)
OS/2 VirusScan: WINDOWS detected. Delete? (Y/y)
OS/2 VirusScan: Windows found. Remove it? (Y/y)?
OS/2 Viruscan: WARNING! Virus found. Deleting WIN.INI
OS/2 WARP - The sane way to jump out of windows.
OS/2 WARP: The choice of the next generation
OS/2 WIN UNIX the Good, the Bad & the Ugly
OS/2 Warp - World Tour - 1995
OS/2 Warp ..Will it send DOS & Windows the way of CP/M ?????
OS/2 Warp ..Will it send DOS & Windows the way of the Commodore 64 ?????
OS/2 Warp VirusScan - Windows 95 found: Remove it? (Y/y)
OS/2 Warp does today what Microsoft might deliver in '98
OS/2 Warp does today what Microsoft wants to do in 1998!
OS/2 Warp found; (D)elete, (R)emove, (S)quash? (Y/N)
OS/2 Warp v. Win 95 - a NO-WIN situation.
OS/2 Warp v3: Windows with bullet proof glass
OS/2 Warp vs. Windows 95 is a NO-WIN situation.
OS/2 Warp! The wave of the future!
OS/2 Warp: Anything less would be uncivilized.
OS/2 Warp: IBM's bugfix for Micro$oft Windoze
OS/2 Warp: Logic, not magic.
OS/2 Warp: Not just another pretty program loader!
OS/2 Warp: Taking the wind out of Windows.
OS/2 Warp: Windows done RIGHT!
OS/2 am Morgen vertreibt Kummer und Sorgen
OS/2 an obtuse way to run Windows 3.1
OS/2 and PC-DOS 6.3 -- Microsoft free in '94!
OS/2 applications where? WIN applications EVERYWHERE!
OS/2 be *the* most stable opx~Re{ NO CARRIER
OS/2 call to load OS/2: Soooo-eee_pig_pig_pig_pig
OS/2 changeover: Is debuggery acceptable with a consenting system?
OS/2 could mean "Obviously Superior." - John Dvorak
OS/2 didn't die... Windows NT did!
OS/2 didn't dieWIndows NT killed it!
OS/2 didn't dieWindows NT did!
OS/2 doesn't try to be everything to everybody... it already *IS*!
OS/2 error 666, it's posesed, now it's Windows
OS/2 fixes broken windows.
OS/2 for PS/2: half an operating system for half a comp
OS/2 for Windows adds usability to your Win-Machine
OS/2 for Windows does Windows from the outside if you hav
OS/2 for Windows: Better Windows If You Already Have Windows. --Fiedler.
OS/2 for Windows: The only way to REALLY patch Windows
OS/2 for Windows: just add Windows
OS/2 for the PS/2 (Half an operating system for half a computer)
OS/2 forever
OS/2 found - remove ? (Y)es (S)ure (F)ine (O)K
OS/2 found. Save time and trash system now (Y/N)?
OS/2 has advantages over DOS formats, but won't let you back it up!
OS/2 has air bags...Filled by NT blowhards.
OS/2 has done since '92 what Win95 still cannot in '96
OS/2 has golden code. Windows has, well, Windows code.
OS/2 has no Gates!
OS/2 has promise. Lots and lots of promises!
OS/2 in '92!
OS/2 infected by virus: I've fallen and I can't get backups!
OS/2 into the future!
OS/2 is *the* most stable oper[;$!<h ... NO CARRIER
OS/2 is *the* most stable opx~Re{ NO CARRIER
OS/2 is Curtains for Windows !
OS/2 is THE operating system for the 90's. Bill Gates
OS/2 is a SUCCESS despite IBM's marketing department!
OS/2 is a great system; & the Gates of Bill won't prevail
OS/2 is a sure thing so it isn't gambling. -Quentin Walls
OS/2 is a tinkerer's dream!
OS/2 is an OS, Windows is a shell, and DOS is a boot sector virus.
OS/2 is awesome! ...until you discover the limited software support.
OS/2 is awesome! It can multitask, run Windows, and [CrAsH!]
OS/2 is awesome! ...until you discover the limited software support.
OS/2 is awesome! It can Multitask, run Windows, and [CrAsH!]
OS/2 is awesome. Until you discover the limited software support.
OS/2 is destined to be the most important OS. --Bill Gates.
OS/2 is for people who want to get things done.
OS/2 is not a sun screen!
OS/2 is not a virus!
OS/2 is not about fixing old Windows but about opening new doors.
OS/2 is prettier, but I'll stick with Desqview!
OS/2 is statistically proven to cause suicide
OS/2 is the operating system of the '90s - Bill Gates
OS/2 is the platform for the 90's. - Bill Gates
OS/2 is the right one, baby, uh huh.
OS/2 is to computing as Etch-A-Sketch is to art
OS/2 is to the space shuttle as Windows is to a rowboat.
OS/2 isn't a virus; a virus *does* something.
OS/2 isn't crippleware: it's "Functionally Challenged"
OS/2 isn't perfect, but it's damn close to it
OS/2 je pravi, ko ne voli OS/2 dobice po glavi.
OS/2 just broke all the Windows!
OS/2 makes the difference !
OS/2 means 2x as OutStanding as Windows
OS/2 must die!
OS/2 no need to do windows anymore!
OS/2 not even an option on a ThinkPad
OS/2 opens horizons and closes Windows
OS/2 opens the Windows and closes the Gates.
OS/2 opens up windows, shuts up gates.
OS/2 requires more memory than any Windows app I've ever seen.
OS/2 sales past 4 million, demand grows in wake of NT: CRN 11/22/93.
OS/2 says how bad windows is - OS divided by 2
OS/2 seamlessly ignores my tape back up unit too.
OS/2 secures your software investiment!
OS/2 shatters Windows.
OS/2 simply means you have to spend hours to make it run Windows.
OS/2 the best operating system
OS/2 the future
OS/2 the official operation system of the PS/2
OS/2 user caught in W95 net: "I'm not a tuna!"
OS/2 users DO IT protected
OS/2 users Do It three ways!
OS/2 users can DO IT in parallel
OS/2 users can DO IT in two places at the same time.
OS/2 users do EVERYTHING while formatting floppy disks.
OS/2 users were on a Higher Level, now they are Warped.
OS/2 virus scan: Desqview/X detected! Delete? (Y/n) _
OS/2 virus scan: Windows found - delete? (Y/y)
OS/2 virus scan: Windows found??? Delete?? (y/n)
OS/2 volem jer sam seljak golem
OS/2 vs DOS: DOS can be easily backed up. OS/2, however... uh
OS/2 vs Win95, winner by knock out 1st round: OS/2
OS/2 vs. OS/9: a Color Computer is more advanced than an IBM 486?
OS/2 vs. Windows is a no-Win situation.
OS/2 was written on a Monday
OS/2 welcomes you to paradise
OS/2 will *DEFINITELY* catch CPM by the year 2000.
OS/2! IS the OP/SYS of choice!
OS/2+GAMES+UTILITIES+SOUND+GRAPHICS=OUT OF HARD DISK SPACE
OS/2, 4DOS and 4OS2: My system is happy again!
OS/2, 4Dos and 4OS2 : My computer is happy again
OS/2, Cha cha cha, OS/2, Cha cha cha.
OS/2, Jim, but not OS/2 as we know it
OS/2, The Rolls Royce on the Information Superhighway
OS/2, Windows/0
OS/2, a 32 bit OS today... Not Tommorow
OS/2, a 32-bit version of S&M
OS/2, must mean 1/2 an Operating System, Take me back to DOS
OS/2, the Operating System inside!
OS/2, the better choice
OS/2- The New Future In Operating Systems
OS/2-It's not for wimps.
OS/2-The Future Of Computing
OS/2. From the people that brought you PcJr.
OS/2. Solution for a Small Planet
OS/2... Oh! So that's why it's half an operating system!
OS/2... Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
OS/2... Still the Best 32-bit Object Orientated Operating System.
OS/2... anything else is just a DOS
OS/2.....A bulletproof vest for microcomputers
OS/2....It doesn't work, but it looks pretty
OS/2...Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
OS/2...Still the best 32-bit object oriented operating system.
OS/2...UNIX for the mentally handicapped.
OS/2...find the light
OS/2...half an operating system!
OS/2: Drag me, drop me, make me feel like an object!
OS/2: IBM's answer to Windows. "We give! Uncle!"
OS/2: Means curtains For Windows!
OS/2: Oh S***, Squared.
OS/2: One half of an operating system?
OS/2: Opens Up Windows and Shuts Up Gates
OS/2: Opens Windows, Shuts up Gates.
OS/2: This dream's real. You've got to admit it.
OS/2: What Windows will never be.
OS/2: Who wants half an operating system?
OS/2: Windows done right!
OS/2: Windows with bullet proof glass!
OS/2: Your Brain - Windows: Your brain on drugs
OS/2: (n.) Windows with bullet-proff glass.
OS/2: 32-bit virtual memory object oriented OS for the PC
OS/2: A door to the future with a free peep hole!
OS/2: A hole in one on a PAR 5
OS/2: A mathematical formula describing 1/2 of an Operating system
OS/2: A version of Windows that actually DOES something!
OS/2: An imitation UNIX thats better than DOS!
OS/2: Bill Gate's worst nightmare!
OS/2: Cafe talk for orange juice fresh-squeezed, two eggs over-easy?
OS/2: Catch The Wave Of The Future!
OS/2: Curtains for Windows?
OS/2: Cutting Windows in half
OS/2: Drag Me...Drop Me...Treat Me Like An Object!
OS/2: Drag me! Drop me!! Make me feel like an object!!!
OS/2: Drag me, Drop me, Make Me feel like an object!
OS/2: Features Discovered, Not Documented!!!
OS/2: From the creators of dead-end 8514a and MCA technology.
OS/2: From the people who brought you the PCJr
OS/2: From those who created the PS/1.
OS/2: Half an operating system?
OS/2: I wish my kids would behave as well as my OS!
OS/2: IBM's answer to Windows. We give! Uncle!
OS/2: Industrial strength operating system.
OS/2: Introducing more problems for problem plagued Windows app users.
OS/2: JUST SAY NO!
OS/2: Just another Windows-wannabe!
OS/2: Keep on livin' in a perfect world *
OS/2: Logic, not magic.
OS/2: Looking thru windows to the other side
OS/2: Means curtains For Windows!
OS/2: Not just another pretty program loader like Windows!
OS/2: Not just another pretty program loader!
OS/2: Not just up and coming. Up and Running!
OS/2: När datorn själv får välja!
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
OS/2: Obsolete System, too!
OS/2: Open the *real* window to the future
OS/2: Opens Windows, Shuts up GATES...
OS/2: Opens up Windows and shuts up Gates.
OS/2: Ornery Software Too!
OS/2: Power Windows ... Win NT: Power Outage ... Win 95: Powerless
OS/2: Stable AND Compatible. Win95: Stable OR Compatible
OS/2: The CP/M of the future!
OS/2: The Integrating Platform
OS/2: The Nightmare Continues
OS/2: The OS of choice for REAL computer literates!
OS/2: The World's Greatest Hardware Tester
OS/2: The best you can buy
OS/2: The choice of the next generation.
OS/2: The human way of Computing!
OS/2: The light seen through Windows
OS/2: The only software that makes Windows look good.
OS/2: The real New Technology
OS/2: This will end your Windows session!
OS/2: Upgrades are free. Who would PAY for it anyway?
OS/2: What Windows will NEVER BE!
OS/2: Where I want to go today!
OS/2: Where's the other half?! T. Peters
OS/2: Why you can't find ANY applications readily available.
OS/2: Why you can't run your favorite gaming software correctly.
OS/2: Why you can't use any of your favorite DOS applications.
OS/2: Windex for Windows.
OS/2: Windows detected on drive C. Insert new hard disk to continue.
OS/2: Windows done RIGHT!
OS/2: Windows the way it SHOULD have been!
OS/2: Windows with bullet proof glass!
OS/2: Windows with safety glass.
OS/2: Winner of 50+ awards including PC Mag's Editor's Choice
OS/2: Yep... still stuck on limited conventional memory space.
OS/2: Yesterday's software tomorrow.
OS/2: Your brain. Windows: Your brain on drugs.
OS/2: a better Windows than Windows... but still a Windows
OS/2: an OS .. Windows: an OS on cheap drugs
OS/2: an obtuse way to run Windows 3.1
OS/2: the Pentagon couldn't have done it better.
OS/2:(n.) Windows with bullet-proff glass.
OS/2:...The same thing as NT -only it works. -- J. Dvorak
OS/2? Sorry, only 32mb memory!
OS/2? 7 years and 38 megs later.
OS/2? Sorry, only 32mb memory!
OS/2? What's that? Half of an Operating System?
OS/2BORG: You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
OS/2Error:006 Malicious error. Windows found on drive.
OS/2Oh! So that's why it's half an operating system!
OS/2Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
OS/666 - The operating system of the beast
OS/666 - Operating system of the beast (runs 333 OS/2 boxes)
OS2 - A FLY's secondary orientation system.
OS2 - No pain, no gain
OS2 from the people who brought you the System 34/36/38
OS2 ver 2.0 The final death blow to Windows!
OS2--robust for mission-critical? EXACTLY!
OS2/2.0: taking the wind out of Windows.
OS2? For fast relief call 1-800-MSW-IN31.
OS2ERR0011: Idiot on keyboard
OS: Oh, Sh**
OS: Oh, Shoot
OS: That command or file name has no honor!
OSBORN'S LAW - Variables won't, constants aren't.
OSCAR birds don't have feathers!
OSHA INSPECTORS do it safely.
OSHA's Discovery: Wet manure is slippery
OSI Layers - People don't need to see Paula Abdul.
OSI Layers - Please Do Not Throw Sausage Pizza Away.
OSI: Overflow Stack Immediate
OSI: Overflow Stack Indefinite
OSP: Open Six-Pack
OSTEOPATHS do it until you feel no pain.
OS\2 throws pool balls through windows
OT psychopathic and if you say I am again I'll slit your throat
OTAKU ANIME POWER, MAKE UP!! - Sailor Otaku
OTC Over The Counter
OTF Off The Floor
OTF = on the floor (laughing)
OTHELLO> If Lincoln campaigned in an all-Black district, he'd lose.
OTHELLO>..A half pint makes her half-tight..what will a whole pint do?
OTHELLO>..Conservative...a liberal who has succeeded at SOMETHING
OTHELLO>..I got mugged on my way to MIDNIGHT BASKETBALL
OTHELLO>..Iii...wwwant..tttto be aaaa rrrrrrrrRADIO ANNOUNCER!
OTHELLO(n): Unless you're an English major, who cares??
OTHELLO: ..Conservative...a liberal who has succeeded at SOMETHING
OTHELLO: ..I got mugged on my way to MIDNIGHT BASKETBALL
OTHELLO: ..Iii...wwwant..tttto be aaaa rrrrrrrrRADIO ANNOUNCER!
OTHELLO: If Lincoln campaigned in an all-Black district, he'd lose
OTHERWISE, adv. No better.
OTL: Out To Lunch
OTO@ is to moderators what mosquitoes are to campers
OTOH On The Other Hand
OTOH... you could always call Compu$pend!
OTOH..........There Are Four Fingers and a Thumb!
OTOH; On The Other Hand,...
OTOHyou could always call Compu$pend!
OTT :Over the Topexcessive, not subtle
OTTOMH Off the Top of My Head
OTTOMHAROOB Off the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds
OU: Offend User
OUCH! DAMN - she's BITING me! - Aahz
OUCH! I got my floppy caught in my PKZipper!
OUCH! I hate it when you turn & burn
OUCH! That has a sharp point!
OUCH! -- Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper!
OUCH! DAMN - she's BITING me! - Aahz
OUCH! Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper!
OUCH! I should NEVER give a <stomp> in my bare feets! Eewwww!
OUCH! My floppy got caught in my PKZipper!
OUCH! Stop that! I didn't say PLUCK me!
OUCH! That one was below the Bible Belt!
OUCH! The coffee's too hot! Tom yelled heatedly.
OUCH!! I got my floppy caught in my PKZipper!
OUCH.SYS corrupted! Load YOWIE.COM (Y/n)?
OUR FEARLESS HERO ESCAPES!!! - Spaceman Spiff
OUR LIFE IS ONLY ON LOAN FROM GOD! THERE'S PAYDAY SOMEDAY
OUR cargo, Romas. Sobi
OUR sysop lets us say XXXXCENSOREDXXXX
OURS(n):Indian name for America b4 white man came
OUT OF INK ERROR WRITING DRIVE C:
OUT OF MEMORY: ALZHEIM.COM halted!
OUT OF MEMORY: SENILE.COM halted!
OUT OF RECIPES: PLEASE ORDER MORE.
OUT OF TAGLINES, PLEASE ORDER MORE
OUT OF TaglineS, PLEASE ORDER MORE.
OUT TO LUNCH
OUT TO LUNCH - If not back at five, OUT TO DINNER!
OUT with the OLD, IN with the NEW!!!... NEOPHILIACS unite!!! -RST
OUTDO, v.t. To make an enemy.
OUTPUT DEVICE - A Word processor who can't say "NO!"
OVARIES......................French egg and cheese dishes
OVARIES..French egg and cheese dishes
OVER ?? U say OVER ?? NOTHING IS OVER
OVER the underpass! UNDER the overpass! Around the FUTURE and BEYOND REPAIR!!
OVERDRAWN? What the heck?, I still have checks left!
OVERDRAWN?? Whadya MEAN??? I still have checks left!
OVERDRAWN??? - No way!! I still have lots of checks left!
OVEREAT, v. To dine.
OVERESTIMATION: Believing your geese are swans
OVERFLOW ERROR(n): computer vomit
OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it.
OW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings
OWEN? Owen SUCKS!!! Bret Hart rules the federation, Sid rules the world!
OXYMORON (n.): Tandy power user
OXYMORON - POOR OLD LAWYERS
OXYMORON : "Live" from Death Row
OXYMORON : A just war
OXYMORON : A lighter Dark Beer
OXYMORON : Adult children
OXYMORON : Air traffic control
OXYMORON : Airline cuisine
OXYMORON : Airline cuisine
OXYMORON : American culture
OXYMORON : Bad health
OXYMORON : Bob Hope Special
OXYMORON : Bob Hope Special
OXYMORON : Business diplomacy
OXYMORON : Business entertaining
OXYMORON : California champagne
OXYMORON : Can I ask you a question?
OXYMORON : Cardinal sin
OXYMORON : Christian Science
OXYMORON : Christian Science
OXYMORON : Civil war
OXYMORON : Civil war
OXYMORON : College Education
OXYMORON : College Education
OXYMORON : Congressional leadership
OXYMORON : Controlled growth
OXYMORON : Controlled growth
OXYMORON : Countable infinity
OXYMORON : Country club prison
OXYMORON : Country club prison
OXYMORON : Crash landing
OXYMORON : Criminal lawyer?
OXYMORON : Decaffeinated expresso
OXYMORON : Defensive touchdown
OXYMORON : Defensive touchdown
OXYMORON : Definite maybe
OXYMORON : Deliberately thoughtless
OXYMORON : Down elevator
OXYMORON : Dry vermouth
OXYMORON : Dry vermouth
OXYMORON : Dupicate original
OXYMORON : Easy-open cap
OXYMORON : Economy car
OXYMORON : Exit interview
OXYMORON : Exit interview
OXYMORON : Family vacation
OXYMORON : Fish farm
OXYMORON : Fish farm
OXYMORON : Folksong writer
OXYMORON : For those too dumb to use OXY-5 & OXY-10.
OXYMORON : Free with purchase
OXYMORON : Fresh exhaust
OXYMORON : Friendly Fire
OXYMORON : Friendly takeover
OXYMORON : Genuine fake
OXYMORON : Gourmet Tex-Mex
OXYMORON : Government budget
OXYMORON : Government worker
OXYMORON : Ground floor
OXYMORON : Happily married
OXYMORON : Happy Yom Kipur
OXYMORON : Historical truth
OXYMORON : Hollywood history
OXYMORON : Holy war
OXYMORON : Honest politician
OXYMORON : Industrial park
OXYMORON : Intimate violence
OXYMORON : Jews for Jesus
OXYMORON : Jews for Jesus
OXYMORON : Journalistic Integrity
OXYMORON : Journalistic sensitivity
OXYMORON : Kosher pork
OXYMORON : Least favorite
OXYMORON : Least favorite
OXYMORON : Liberal Southerner
OXYMORON : Linear curve
OXYMORON : Live Dead
OXYMORON : MicroSoft Works.
OXYMORON : Mild interest
OXYMORON : Military security
OXYMORON : Minor miracle
OXYMORON : Model prisoner
OXYMORON : Necessary evil
OXYMORON : No-fault divorce
OXYMORON : No-fault divorce
OXYMORON : Non-working mother
OXYMORON : Nonalcoholic beer
OXYMORON : Open secret
OXYMORON : Original copies
OXYMORON : Passive activity
OXYMORON : Perfect couple
OXYMORON : Petty theft
OXYMORON : Player coach
OXYMORON : Player coach
OXYMORON : Politicaly Correct
OXYMORON : Preservation Development Corp.
OXYMORON : Punk fashion
OXYMORON : Qualified success
OXYMORON : Quality construction
OXYMORON : Reagan memoirs
OXYMORON : Reagan memoirs
OXYMORON : Reliable network
OXYMORON : Restrained opulence
OXYMORON : Restrained opulence
OXYMORON : Rush hour
OXYMORON : Safe sex
OXYMORON : Self-help groups
OXYMORON : Sensetive guy
OXYMORON : Serious fun
OXYMORON : Smokeless cigarette
OXYMORON : Sociological Analysis
OXYMORON : Taped live
OXYMORON : Television news
OXYMORON : Temporary tax
OXYMORON : Thunderous silence
OXYMORON : Turned up missing
OXYMORON : Turned up missing
OXYMORON : Unborn child
OXYMORON : Uncrowned king
OXYMORON : Uncrowned king
OXYMORON : Unsung hero
OXYMORON : Unsung hero
OXYMORON : War games
OXYMORON : Winnable nuclear war
OXYMORON : Working vacation
OXYMORON : Yellow rose
OXYMORON: Blameless culprit
OXYMORON: Bob Hope Special
OXYMORON: Dumb Graduate of Oxford.
OXYMORON: Economy in government (OPM)
OXYMORON: Government budget
OXYMORON: Home office
OXYMORON: Reliable network
OXYMORON: Stupid ox.
OXYMORON: 30-day mini-jumbo CD
OXYMORON: Affordable luxury home
OXYMORON: Army Intellegence
OXYMORON: At your convenience
OXYMORON: Benign (military) occupation
OXYMORON: Brand New Tradition
OXYMORON: Brief (after-dinner) speech
OXYMORON: Bureaucratic efficiency
OXYMORON: Business entertaining
OXYMORON: California champagne
OXYMORON: Cherry tart
OXYMORON: Civilized divorce
OXYMORON: Cold sweat
OXYMORON: Congressional action
OXYMORON: Congressional ethics
OXYMORON: Decaffeinated expresso
OXYMORON: Deliberately thoughtless
OXYMORON: Diet desert
OXYMORON: Down elevator
OXYMORON: Dupicate original
OXYMORON: Economy car
OXYMORON: Enriched white flour
OXYMORON: Federal intelligence agency
OXYMORON: Foolish wisdom
OXYMORON: Free agent
OXYMORON: Free lunch
OXYMORON: Friendly Sysop
OXYMORON: Gentleman pirates
OXYMORON: Growth recession
OXYMORON: Happy Yom Kipur
OXYMORON: He was as strong as an ox -- and just as smart
OXYMORON: Hollywood history
OXYMORON: Idiot savant
OXYMORON: Important game
OXYMORON: Journalistic sensitivity
OXYMORON: Leisure industry
OXYMORON: Liberal Southerner
OXYMORON: McDonald's food
OXYMORON: Military security
OXYMORON: Minor miracle
OXYMORON: Modern history
OXYMORON: Natural makeup
OXYMORON: New Olds(mobile)
OXYMORON: No-fault divorce
OXYMORON: Open secret
OXYMORON: Parking space
OXYMORON: Passively aggressive
OXYMORON: Perfect couple
OXYMORON: Petty theft
OXYMORON: Plastic glass(ware)
OXYMORON: Pure garbage
OXYMORON: Quality construction
OXYMORON: Real numbers
OXYMORON: Real potential
OXYMORON: Recent History
OXYMORON: Rubber cement
OXYMORON: Rush Limbaugh
OXYMORON: STAMP OUT VIOLENCE!
OXYMORON: Sanitary sewer
OXYMORON: Secular religion
OXYMORON: Serious rest
OXYMORON: Simply superb
OXYMORON: Someone who wastes a lot of money at oxygen bars.
OXYMORON: Spiritual materialism
OXYMORON: Spiritual materialism
OXYMORON: Stupid bull
OXYMORON: Styrofoam peanuts
OXYMORON: Supreme Soviet
OXYMORON: Sushi chef
OXYMORON: Sybaritic restraint
OXYMORON: Tax simplification
OXYMORON: Terribly enjoyable
OXYMORON: That shoe fits him like a glove.
OXYMORON: Thunderous silence
OXYMORON: Truly glamorous
OXYMORON: Uncommitted voter
OXYMORON: User-friendly interface
OXYMORON: User-friendly software
OXYMORON: Vegetarian sushi
OXYMORON: Voluntary compliance
OXYMORON: White rose
OXYMORON: Yellow rose
OXYMRON Friendly fire
OY! 10,000 years in a bottle can give you SUCH a crick in the neck!
OY! A Pervert! THIS, I don't need! - Frumple
OY! What a PUTZ!
OY! A Pervert! THIS, I don't need! - Frumple
OYSTERS: Oy'stirs; Noun: Sea Boogers
OZ Bit - What mozzies did
OZ Byte - What mozzies do
OZ Chip - A Pub snack
OZ Cursor - The old bloke down the pub who swears a lot
OZ Download - Get the firewood off the ute
OZ Floppy Disc - What you get when lifting too much firewood at once
OZ Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold tinnies
OZ Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from K-mart
OZ Internet - Complicated fish net repair method
OZ Keyboard - Where you hang the ute keys
OZ Lap Top - Where the cat sleeps
OZ Log Off - Don't add any more wood
OZ Log On - Make the barbie hotter
OZ Mainframe - What holds the shed up
OZ Megabyte - What a Townsville mozzie does
OZ Micro chip - What's left in the bag once you've eaten the chips
OZ Modem - What you did to the lawns
OZ Monitor - Keeping an eye on the barbie
OZ Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed
OZ Netscape - When the fish manoeuvre out of reach of the net
OZ Nihayet dunyaya acildi!
OZ Offline - When the pegs don't hold the washing up
OZ Online - When you get the washing hung out
OZ Screen - What you shut in the mozzie season
OZ Search Engine - What you do when the ute won't go
OZ Server - The person at the pub
OZ Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at Big Rooster
OZ Upgrade - A steep hill
OZ Web - What spiders make
OZ Window - What you shut when it's cold
OZ Yahoo - What you do when the ute does go
OZDOS: Ya sure? (Y)eah, (N)uh, (W)ho gives a ****!
OZONE: It comes right after Nzone.
O_O O_O (_) Mickey & Minnie meet Satan.
Oak trees need their feet soothed--they frequently have ache corns.
Oarsmen stroke till it hurts.
Oat bran can cause cereal output errors.
Oat bran eases and improves cereal output.
OatH: It's all on page 15 of my biography
Oatbran can cause cereal output errors.
Oaths are but words, and words are but wind. - Butler
Oatmeal raisin
Ob -la -dee, Ob -la -da... - Beatles
Ob-la-dee Ob-la-da
Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on. -Beatles
Obama and Oclinton ... Ohmigod!!!
Obama family meets the Adams Family ..."Thing's" got nuthin' on congress.
Obama family meets the Adams Family ..."Thing's" got nuthin' on congress.
Obama or McCain: Good lord how did it come to this?
Obama or McCain: Good lord how did it come to this?
Obamanation
Obe Wan Kenobi at the dinner table: "Use the FORKS, Luke!"
Obe Wan Kenobi at the dinner table: "Use the FORKS, Luke!"
Obe Wan Kenobi at the dinner table: "Use the FORKS, Luke!"
Obedience belongs to us; results belong to God.
Obedience is submission veiled with gravity. - Funboy
Obedience is the essence of the law
Obesa cantavit (The fat lady has sung.)
Obesa cantavit.......The fat lady has sung.
Obesity is really widespread
Obesity linked to religion, # of hrs TV watched. All this time I thot it had something to do w/food
Obesity: A surplus gone to waist
Obewan of Borg: Use the Assimilation, Luke!
Obey Acts 2:38. Become a Biblical Christian
Obey G-R-A-V-I-T-Y... It's the law
Obey Little, Resist Much.
Obey gravity! It's the law.
Obey gravity...it's the law!
Obey little! Resist much! Question authority! Eat fibre!
Obey the COWGOD!
Obey thy God, I AM that I AM; Thou shalt not eat green eggs and ham!
Obi One at dinner: use the FORKS, Luke! The FORKS!
Obi Wan Kenobi at dinner: "Use the FORKS, Luke! The FORKS
Obi Wan Kenobi at the dinner table: "Use the FORKS, Luke"
Obi Wan Kenobi dining with Luke: "Use the FORKS!"
Obi Wan has taught you well
Obi Wan is here and the force is with him. - Darth Vader
Obi Wan now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.
Obi Wan of Borg - "Killing me is futile."
Obi Wan was wise to hide you from us
Obi Wan--now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. - Obi Wan
Obi Wan... now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.
Obi Won at dinner, "Use the FORKS, Luke! The FORKS!"
Obi-Wan Kenobi at dinner: "Use the FORKS, Luke!"
Obi-Wan Kenobi at the dinner table : Use the forks, Luke
Obi-Wan Kenobi at the dinner table: "Use the FORKS, Luke!"
Obi-Wan School of Programming: "Use the source, Luke!"
Obi-Wan has taught you well. - Vader
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father
Obi-Wan's words of wisdom to Luke eating: "Use the fork, Luke!"
Obi-Wan: "Luke! Use the mass times acceleration..."
Obi-Wan? Now thats a name I haven't heard in a long time... a long time. - Obi-Wan Kenobi
Obi-Won Kenobi at dinner "Luke, use the FORKS!"
Obituaries are the last writes
Obiwan to Luke at dinner, "Use the forks, Luke! Use the forks!"
Obiwankenobiphobia: Fear of Jedi Masters
Object in my jeans is much larger than it appears!!!
Object not of required type. Should I fake it (Y/N)?
Object-oriented assembler: INC AX
Objection ........ Beyond the scope
Objection! He's leading the witness - Tom on minister
Objection, your Honor! My client is an idiot!
Objection, your Honor! @F is an idiot!
Objection, your Honor! My client is an idiot!
Objection...calls for speculation...misleading...may I be heard?
Objection: To utilize my skills in sales. - Real live resume statement
Objective analysis: Gimme objective, I give you analysis
Objective fan? Isn't that an Oxymoron?
Objective parent
Objective reality is a mass hallucination.
Objectivism: Rational self interest.
Objectivity is in the eye of the beholder.
Objects are closer than they appear.
Objects are just data structures with an attitude.
Objects are lost only because people look where they are not rather than where they are
Objects fall so as to do the most damage.
Objects in mirror are behind you
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
Objects in mirror are more moronic than they appear.
Objects in mirror are really illusions
Objects in mirror are smarter than they appear.
Objects in mirror, no longer matter
Objects in rearview mirror may appear closer than they are
Objects in tagline are closer than they appear
Objects in the Jump Gate are further away than they appear
Objects in the mirror are actually behind you....
Objects in the mirror are eviler than they appear :) --Cabal
Objects in the mirror are eviler than they appear :) --Cabal
Objects in the mirror are longer than they appear. Motel6
Objects in the rear view mirror are behind you.
Objects in view screen are farther than they appear
Objects in your download packet may appear larger than they are.
Objects may be closer than they appear.
Objects on screen are closer than they appear
Objects under T-shirt are larger than they appear.
Obligatory Disclaimer: My mind is privately owned and operated.
Obligatory On-Topic Comment
Oblivion is nothing less than the triumph of unbelief
Oblivion together does not frighten me, beloved.
Oblivion together does not frighten me, beloved. -- Thalassa (in Anne Mulhall's body), "Return to Tomorrow",
Obnoxiousness is not a problem, it is an art. Apeface
Oboe: An ill wind that nobody blows good
Obrein! Energize!. OBRIEN ENERGIZE!. OBRI<PHZZZT!>
Obrij me majko motornom pilom!
Obscene Golem (Obsianous)
Obscene phrase: Higher Taxes.
Obscene, hell! Bob, it was auto-erotic.
Obscenity is in the mind of the beholder.
Obscenity is only what gives the judge an erection.
Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate people.
Obscenity is the crutch of the inarticulate m*****f*****.
Obscenity is the last refuge of dumb assholes.
Obscenity is what gives the judge an erection
Obscenity is whatever give a judge an erection.
Obscenity, n. - Whatever gets the judge excited
Obscenity: anything that gives a judge an erection
Obscenity: Whatever calls the judge to attention
Obscenity: Whatever gives the judge an erection.
Obscure joke, talk to your parents. - Dot Warner
Observation, not old age, brings wisdom
Observe before you Leap. -- Robin Kwong
Observe everything, remember even more. -- Hound
Observe my personality and deduce my birthday. - Del Rey
Observe the face of the wife to know the husband's character.
Obsess much? - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
Obsess much? -- Ace Ventura
Obsession is a terrible thing to waste.
Obsession? Obsession with what? Oh..... this thing
Obsessive tagline, obsessive tagline, obsessive tagline, obsessi
Obsidian lovers go with the flow.
Obsolescence Error: Computer 1 year old. Buy new one
Obsolescence is the price of progress (tax not included).
Obsolete - The term describing any computer you have just purchased.
Obsolete programmers use punched cards
Obsolete programmers use punched cards
Obsolete, but effective. -- Kirk
Obsolete: The computer you already own.
Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. - Henry Ford (1863-1947)
Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the road.
Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goal
Obtuse Logic... How do you start a Teddy Bear race? Marry one and have its children.
Obvious, shmobvious. - Anna Steven
Obvious, shmobvious. - Anna Steven
Obviously I can't - Kirk
Obviously I have way too much time on my hands.
Obviously I'm due for a regeneration soon
Obviously I've never had the Horror of Taking you to dine
Obviously I've tapped into some primeval well of the human psyche - Calv
Obviously a man of taste and discrimination
Obviously crime pays, or there would be no crime
Obviously dipping his cursor into a dry pixelwell
Obviously it's very easy for people to misunderstand - Picard
Obviously some unnamed agency's sick sense of humor
Obviously the only rational solution to your problem is suicide.
Obviously their weapons are superior to ours... - Spock
Obviously they think we're either brilliant or expendable - FM (1x08)
Obviously they think we're either brilliant or expendable" - Mulder
Obviously we were successful. - Spock
Obviously you can't read. Try Hooked On Phonics
Obviously you question anything that starts "Obviously"
Obviously you spend too much time reading taglines
Obviously you're unable to assimilate my stimulating concepts.
Obviously, I am the logical choice - Samuel Clemens
Obviously, I'm having just as much trouble with my French. - Anna S
Obviously, SOME people are MORE equal than others.
Obviously, crime pays, or there'd be no crime. --G. Gordon Liddy
Obviously, he's schizophrenic. -- Dean Stockwell
Obviously, taking him alive is going to be difficult. - Spock
Obviously, the obvious isn't obvious to everyone
Obviously, you've forgotten to read the fine print
Obviously, you've never been hit by a deer! They aren't brain surgeons
Obviously, you've never danced with the Princess...-Earthworm Jim
Ocala, Florida: `Kingdom of the Sun'
Occasianal chair!? What is it the rest of the time?
Occasional humility lessons are good for ones soul.
Occasionally I like to poke my nose into the Garden of Eden
Occasionally declare peace. Confuses your enemies. - 76th Rule
Occasionally glancing up through the rain... -Floyd
Occasionally the North Vietnamese fight back - Mike
Occasionally when honesty was the best policy he was honest
Occasionally, the North Vietnamese fight back... -- Mike Nelson
Occom's razor is rusty!
Occupation `Transport Consultant'? That a little cute. - Tiffany Case
Occupation is essential.<Woolf>
Occupation: Foole
Occupation?-Bum! -- Lister
OccupationPHOOLE!
Occupational Hazard For Santa's Elves #1: Mistakenly drinking paint.
Occupational Hazards For Elves: Jingle bell lodged in trachea.
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a w
Oceanographers do it down under.
Och! We've got to get...out of this trap! - Dr. Scott
Och! Back to the Loch with you, Nessie! - Groundskeeper Willy
Och, lassie, the BEST way to a man's heart is with a broadsword.
Ochlophobia - A fear of crowds
Oci su tvoje kao noc, lice je blijedo, osmeh ledeni, da ledeni
Octal is just like base 10, really, if you're missing two fingers
Octarine is the eighth colour, the colour of the Imagination. (TCoM)
Octarine is the eighth colour, the pigment of the Imagination
October - When trees change from hirsuties to bald pates.
October is "Burn the UN flag month",Commemerating 50 years of tyranny
October is Burn a UN Flag Month! Burn a UN Flag for Freedom!!
October, when greens turn brown and tans pale.
October; When trees change from hirsuties to bald pates.
Octopussy is NOT a XXX-movie about a kinky hooker
Ocu moj deo, necete da me prevarite!
Od Vardara pa do Triglava veliko se sranje odigrava
Od biraca nema jebaca
Od biraca nema jebaca :)))
Od kolevke pa do groba nista ne vredi pisljiva boba,
Od rakije nema bolje zene, po tri dana ona ljulja mene.
Od usana do usana i svuda tebe trazim ja od mojih tuznih ljubavi ostajes
Odd Ad - Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it
Odd Couple: The Next Generation - Jadzia and Dax of DS9
Odd fact: nobody in a beer commercial ever has a beer belly.
Odd how liberals protect animals while killing kids
Odd how we don't see people putting FidoNet addresses on Internet mail
Odd women lying in ponds giving out swords is no basis for government
Odd. The expression on that man's face. Mindlessness. - Spock
Odd...it seems to be a comedy/varity show planet
Oddball sense of humor not included- Download separately
Oddjob...Korean term for golf caddy.
Oddly appropriate
Odds are, the phrase "It's none of my business" will be followed by "but"
Ode to Turbulent Flow: Big whirls have little whirls Which feed on their velocity, And little whirls have lesser whirls And so on, to viscosity
Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty
Oded, Have a Happy and Safe Holiday.
Odelein checks Hopalong, Muller SCORES! - YES! SUCKERS!
Odets, where is thy sting? -- George S. Kaufman
Odetta Holmes was somewhere inside that screaming screeching thing
Odie's so stupid he'd have to stand on a chair to raise his IQ.
Odie's so ugly it would take two of him to get any uglier. Garfield
Odin loves the little Vikings \ All the Vikings of the world
Odinn: Member of the Away Team Veterans Association
Odlazis ranim jutarnjim vozom, gledam te poslednji put.
Odnos izmedju cekica i eksera je BOLI GLAVA !
Odo & Dax '96 It's time for leadership that can adapt
Odo (Shapeshifter)
Odo - It's snowing on the Promenade!
Odo - Rom is an idiot
Odo - Rom, you're not as stupid as you look
Odo Burger: (You can have it this way, or this way, or this way...)
Odo Burger: It's a burger! It's a shake! It's fries!
Odo Burger: What you want, your way, right away
Odo Burger: You can have it this way, or this way
Odo Scale: I can do pounds, ounces, kilos, tons
Odo Shopping: Excuse me, where do you keep the Buckets?
Odo and Kira, in the escape pod.
Odo and the Pillsbury Dough Boy:Alien minds want to know
Odo as a Vedek: The fluid druid
Odo as a Vedek? A fluid druid!
Odo be a chair...I'm a chair...Odo be a razor cat...I'm a razor cat
Odo called...he'll be over after he changes.
Odo called; he'll be over as soon as he changes
Odo can help you. - Sisko
Odo didn't jail him, but instead let him off with a Deep Space Fine
Odo disguised as tribble: *
Odo doesn't YELL; he freezes. Very loudly.--Bashir
Odo doesn't like it if you tell him to "Go jump in the lake"!
Odo has a chewy caramel center
Odo has a rich, caramel center.
Odo has been caught masquerading as Kira's uniform.
Odo in '96 - Changing the shape of the future!
Odo is good to the last drop.
Odo is made of a liquid metal polyalloy.
Odo is not one of the Founders. -- Kira
Odo is there any more Jell-O in the Fridge? Odo?? Odo???
Odo isn't phased by Kryptonite!
Odo just needs a good hug. (SQUIIIIISH!) Oops
Odo looked at her and thought, "Let me ooze through your fingers..."
Odo melts in your uhhhhh never mind
Odo of Borg: One form is futile, many shapes will be assimilated.
Odo should have a cat--only TRULY honest pet there is!
Odo smiled as he locked up the National Enquirer reporter
Odo to Ops! Ops!? Ops!!! - Odo
Odo uses DMS for those REALLY small shapes
Odo uses PKZIP for those *really* small shapes.
Odo was caught masquerading as Kira's uniform
Odo was my condom - Next, on Geraldo!
Odo washes his uniform by diving into his pail filled with suds.
Odo! They'll put you in a zoo! - Dr. Mora Pol
Odo!......Odo!........Odooooooooooo! - Quark
Odo's Rules Of Obedience: #14: No jokes.
Odo's dad is always welcome at Quark's!
Odo's in perfect shape.In fact he's in ANY perfect shape you can name!
Odo's just a big softy inside
Odo's not just a drop in the bucket
Odo's our only chance! - O'Brien
Odo's pick-up line - Your bucket or mine?
Odo, I know nothing of @N@...I swear! - Quark
Odo, I'm your long lost brother. My name's Gumby, and this is Pokey
Odo, I've already done that bit.--Dex, WTNE
Odo, any more Jell-O in the fridge? Odo? Odo?
Odo, be a dear; a female one
Odo, cut to the chase. -- Sisko
Odo, do you have any more of this great pudding? Odo? Odo!
Odo, got anymore of that Jello in the fridge? Odo... Odo??
Odo, in a Hawaiian shirt, bungee jumping?!--Tracy Hemenover
Odo, is something bothering you? --Kira.
Odo, is there any more Jell-O in the fridge? Odo?? Odo??!!
Odo, its just silly putty....!
Odo, just tell me what I need to know, and this will end. Garak
Odo, talk to me. Tell me something. Anything! -- Garek
Odo, thank goodness! - Quark
Odo, that ship's going to explode in one minute. Quark
Odo, they`ll put you in a zoo! -The Alternate
Odo, this is great jello! Odo? Odo!!!
Odo, wait!........Odo! - Quark
Odo, when the bucket leaks
Odo, when the bucket spilled
Odo, when the walls fell. Lwaxana, her arms wide
Odo, why are you pretending to be my uniform?--Kira
Odo, you don't eat. Kira
Odo, you got anymore of that Jello in the fridge... ODO? uh oh
Odo-Qwk 1.0 It shapes itself to work with your software!
Odo-Qwk 2.0 - Changes to work better with your software.
Odo-Robics: When you have absolutely have to be in PERFECT Shape!
Odo-meter: measures how much a shapeshifter can shift.
Odo-ware: Software that configures itself to the computer.
Odo. It has a certain lyrical quality. -- Lwaxana Troi
Odo. I can explain. Kira
Odo. I'm in love with you, too. Kira
Odo. It has a certain... lyrical quality. Luaxanna Troi
Odo. PLEASE.--Quark
Odo. What happened? Kira
Odo.. I've god ah code
Odo... Quark to Odo, you still with us?
Odo/Dax '96 - Leadership that can adapt!
Odo/Dax in '96: It's time for leadership that adapts!
Odo/Quark in '96: Law and order, and a tidy profit!
Odo: "I sleep in a bucket." Lwaxana: "That's okay, I c
Odo: "Every 16 hours I turn into a liquid." Lwaxana: "I can swim."
Odo: "Keep your ears open." Quark: "Are you kidding?!"
Odo: "What is it?" Sisko: "A clock! Fascinating, isn't it?!"
Odo: "You're _still_ disgusting!" Quark: "Till the day I die."
Odo: "You've been most helpful." Quark: "Don't let it get around!"
Odo: I sleep in a bucket. Lwaxana: That's okay, I can swim!
Odo? Is there any more Jell-O in the Fridge? Odo?? Odo??
Odo? Got anymore of that Jello in the fridge?... ODO??!
Odo? Quark to Odo.. Are you still with us? - Quark
OdoDOS v6.22: <A>bort <R>etry <B>lame Quark
OdoDOS v6.22: (A)bort (R)etry (G)rowl Something Unintelligible
OdoDOS: Works on any platform, uses any language!
OdoDos 6.0 - Works with ANY software on ANY system in ANY
OdoQWK 1.0: It shapes itself to work with your software.
OdoQWK 3.0-- it shapes itself to work with your computer!
OdoQwk 1.0:Shapes itself to work with your software
OdoQwk 2.0: Changes to work better with your software!
OdoXRS 1.0 - Shapes itself to work with your software!
Odo_Qwk 1.0 It shapes itself to work with your software!
Odometer - Device to tell you how far a shapeshifter went
Odometer: Measures how much a shapeshifter can shift
Odometer: What Quark needs to tell if Odo is near.
Odometer: counts the number of shapechanges per episode
Odysses _never_ forgot his Trojans.
Oedipus, Scmoedipus--I love you, Mom! -- Sigmund Freud
Of course man was created first, you always need a rough draft
Of *COURSE* I'm on topic. (Which echo is this?)
Of *COURSE* I'm on topic. (Which echo did you say this was?)
Of *COURSE* I'm on topic. (Which echo is this?)
Of *course* I'm crazy. But that doesn't mean I'm *wrong*!
Of *course* it hurts. It's a phaser. It's *supposed* to hurt!--Quark
Of *course* it won't work...but I'll do it anyway.
Of *course* it'll work...but I won't do it anyway.
Of *course* it's sticky - I've been sucking it. - Romany
Of *course* power corrupts! That's what it's for!
Of =all= the ways to die - I gotta go as SLUG BAIT. - DarkWing Duck
Of Borg, Yoda am I. Be assimilated, will you.
Of COURSE I know where I'm going - Crazy!
Of COURSE I talk to myself. I LOVE intelligent conversation!
Of COURSE I'm agitated! This entire situation is out of control!--HD
Of COURSE I'm on topic (Which echo is this?)
Of COURSE I'm on topic, Mr. Moderator. BTW, Which echo is this?
Of COURSE I'm on topic, Mr. Moderator. Uhhh... what's a "topic"?
Of COURSE I'm on topic...(which echo is this? Thanks)
Of COURSE there's a God. What else explains leather minis...!?!
Of COURSE there's a H on my forehead you git, I'm DEAD! --Rimmer.
Of COURSE you can Trust me!!! <heh heh>!
Of Course I believe in Free Will. Do we have Choice? Jewish author Isaac Bashevis Singer
Of Course I'm Sane. The Voices Say So.
Of Course I'm Using Windo O i u+4 N+>|+ o@ !po NO CARRIER
Of Course I'm open minded! Aren't you?
Of Mice & Serial Ports... Nah, wouldn't go over
Of The Art" is technospeak for "unproven".
Of The Bee Holder - By A. P. Airy
Of ______course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
Of _course_ you can trust the government... just ask the Indians
Of a Kenneth Branaugh film - Tom
Of a compliment only a third is meant. -Welsh Proverb
Of a truth tis rare gains useth of yon modem in t'home
Of all I've lost, I miss my mind the most
Of all affliction taught a lover yet 'Tis sure the hardest science to forget. - Alexander Pope
Of all animals, the boy is most unmanageable -- Plato
Of all animals, the boy is most unmanageable.<Plato>
Of all animals, the pre-teen is the most unmanageable.
Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
Of all ills that men endure, hope is the only cheap and universal cure
Of all known vegetables....only the beet goes on
Of all liars, memory is the most convincing
Of all men's miseries, the bitterest is this: to know so much and have control over nothing. -- Herodotus
Of all my relations, I like sex the best.
Of all my wife's relations, I like myself the best
Of all noises, music is the least disagreeable.
Of all of natures vegetables, only the Beet goes on
Of all of thwe animals, the boy is the most unmanageable
Of all sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.
Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Browniest
Of all the Thompson gunners, Roland was the best
Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable -- Plato
Of all the bonehead ideas...! - McCoy
Of all the damnable waste of human life that ever was invented, clerking is the worst. - George Bernard Shaw
Of all the disorder-to-order converters, the human mind is by far the most impressive. - Buckminster Fuller
Of all the echoes in FIDO.... we're one of them.
Of all the expressions of true love, lovemaking is still the weirdest.
Of all the filks I've read before
Of all the luck, my parents had to be human. - Calvin
Of all the people I have known, he was the most... human. -- Kirk
Of all the people I have met, you are certainly one
Of all the people I know - I'm who I want to be.
Of all the people I know, you're one of them.
Of all the people I've ever met, you certainly are one of them.
Of all the people I've met you're certainly one of them
Of all the people I've met, you are certainly one
Of all the people I've met, you're certainly one of 'em.
Of all the people born in 1839, 100% who ate carrots are dead.
Of all the people in this world, why @N?
Of all the people in this world, why Bill Clinton?
Of all the people in this world, why He?
Of all the people in this world, why Orville Bullitt?
Of all the people in this world, why Ross Perot?
Of all the replies I have ever sent, this is one of them.
Of all the sad words, the saddest are: "It might have been!" - Joe Greenleaf Whittier
Of all the sites on all the internet, she telnets into mine!
Of all the souls I have encountered, his was the most...human. - Kirk
Of all the strategems, to know when to quit is the best. - Chinese Proverb
Of all the taglines ever written, this is one
Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most!
Of all the things I haven't got, I love gold the best -Elmer Fudd
Of all the things I lost I miss my mind the most.
Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind!
Of all the things I lost, it's my mind I miss most!
Of all the things I've ever done this is one of them
Of all the things I've ever lost ....... I miss my mind the most
Of all the things I've gained and lost, I miss my mind the most
Of all the things I've lost - I miss my mind the least
Of all the things I've lost I miss my lover most!.
Of all the things I've lost so far, I miss my mind the most.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my memory the most!
Of all the things I've lost, I only miss my mind
Of all the things lost, I miss my mind most.
Of all the things to die for. Torres
Of all the vegetables in the world... only The Beat Goes On. (boooo!)
Of all things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
Of all things in life, are females not the finest? - Londo Molari
Of all thirty-six alternatives, ignoring it is best.
Of all thirty-six alternatives, running away is best.
Of all wild beasts, a boy is the most difficult to tame.
Of course 'behaviorism' works. So does torture. -W.H. Auden, Behaviorism in A Certain World
Of course Artoo has been known to make mistakes..from time to time
Of course Data's intelligent...he has a cat!
Of course God has a sense of humor, look at men.
Of course God hates money, just look who he gave it to.
Of course God loves you - He's just not ready to make a commitment
Of course God made man FIRST! He wanted to give him a chance to SPEAK!
Of course I Know what I'm doing... ...NO CARRIER
Of course I believe in free will. Do we have a choice? Jewish author Isaac Bashevis Singer
Of course I can be seen, heard, and smelt, said Tom sensibly.
Of course I can cook, but I never do it on a first date.
Of course I can fly this plane. I have 300 sim. hours
Of course I can handle a crisis! Heck, I create them.
Of course I can keep secrets--it's the people I tell them to
Of course I can make armor out of chains, Tom replied by mail.
Of course I did it in cold blood, you idiot! I'm a REPTILE!!
Of course I didn't do it! Wasn't it already done?
Of course I didn't say, `fire torpedoes'...wait, what did you do?
Of course I do. It's 2278. - Captain Morgan Bateson
Of course I don't look busy - I did it right the first time
Of course I have a dirty mind, I ran out of soap
Of course I have a recipe. Why do you ask?
Of course I have a social life. Mine's in a Holodeck
Of course I have a tagline. Why do you ask?
Of course I have an opinion... I'm a sailor!
Of course I have an original copy
Of course I have backup tapes! Do you want last years?
Of course I have good taglines - I have GREAT writers working for me!
Of course I have problems! And I enjoy giving them to people.
Of course I knew! I just had no idea!
Of course I know Braille, :.::: ::..: ::.::. :..::
Of course I know how to copy disks. Where's the xerox machine?
Of course I know the best. I'm an American. -- Frank Burns
Of course I know what I'm doing! Now gimme that magnet
Of course I know what happens when you die. I do. I'm Death. - DiDi
Of course I know who I am I am Jean-Luc Picard -- Riker
Of course I lied, I'm practicing to be a Politician!
Of course I like children - sauteed with onions and mushrooms.
Of course I like you - I've had a good dinner.
Of course I love my fellow klingons.
Of course I love you - to a certain extent.
Of course I love you, @FN@. <sharpening the knives< Now go to sleep.
Of course I love you, go to sleep.
Of course I paid the phone bill#$# *#@$**@#$ NO CARRIER
Of course I respect you. What's your name again?
Of course I shall smite Evil with Tarot cards
Of course I talk to myself. Who else can I trust?
Of course I tessssted it.
Of course I trust Rush Limbaugh with my daughter, just not my son
Of course I turned, I hit you didn't I?
Of course I won't respect you in the morning, I'll be dead! - Male Ant
Of course I worship myself. In my Universe I AM god
Of course I would rather pay $29 per month than $50, heh.
Of course I'll be registering it soon... (heh-heh-heh)
Of course I'll give you a hand -- right across the mouth.
Of course I'll have dessert. We're on the holodeck!
Of course I'll introduce you to Warren!
Of course I'll respect you in the morning
Of course I'll respect you in the morning. Now roll over.
Of course I'll still respect you in the morning!
Of course I'll vouch for him... such a nice Boy! -- Mrs. God
Of course I'm On Topic! (what conference is this?)
Of course I'm a capitalist! So.. would you like to buy a few things?
Of course I'm a virgin! I'm catholic!
Of course I'm a virgin! I'm catholic! - Tigger
Of course I'm a virgin. I'm Catholic.
Of course I'm a witch, son. I've got a tall pointy hat!
Of course I'm all right. <faints> -- Winchester
Of course I'm arrogant. The best usually are
Of course I'm arrogant. The best usually are. -- Jack Butler
Of course I'm aware ostriches can't fly! chirped Tom knowingly.
Of course I'm crazy! But that doesn't mean I'm wrong!
Of course I'm crazy. That doesn't mean I'm WRONG!
Of course I'm drunk! What do you think I am? A stunt driver? --Seen on a bumper sticker
Of course I'm easy. Don't be difficult.
Of course I'm happily married. She's happy, and I'm married.
Of course I'm honest. Worked at a bath house 15 years, never took one.
Of course I'm ladylike! I always apologize after I deck someone.
Of course I'm off topic, but please hear me out!
Of course I'm on topic . . . which conference IS this?
Of course I'm on topic! (errr, which echo is this again?)
Of course I'm on topic... which echo is this anyway?
Of course I'm perfect, just read my resume
Of course I'm running Window@#%@#$@#$ NO CARRIER
Of course I'm running Windows 95...&^+#@%ÛëÖøÂ NO CARRIER
Of course I'm running Windows 95...*E&*%@#^8+H{48"M~l4^#$#&%NO CARRIER
Of course I'm running Windows#d+'+ NO CARRIER
Of course I'm running Windows@#%@#$@#$ NO CARRIER
Of course I'm running Windows[kVxB NO CARRIER
Of course I'm runnning Windows@#%@#$@#$ NO CARRIER
Of course I'm sane ... the voices said so
Of course I'm sane! Thats what the voices are telling me!
Of course I'm sane, the voices told me so.... -Carrie
Of course I'm sane. All these voices say so!
Of course I'm sane. The voices in my head say so.
Of course I'm sane. The voices in my head told me so
Of course I'm sane. The voices said so.
Of course I'm sane. The voices told me so.
Of course I'm sane. All these voices say so!
Of course I'm sane. The voices said so!
Of course I'm sane. The voices tell me so.
Of course I'm sane... At least that's what the voices say
Of course I'm shallow! I'm only a holodeck character
Of course I'm shallow!!! I'm a holodeck character!!!
Of course I'm smartThe bodies haven't been found yet, have they?
Of course I'm sure the above is a simplification.
Of course I'm telling the truth! Would I Shih Tzu?
Of course Janier's pretty....she reminds me of Elvira with blonde hair.
Of course Pigs can fly! Hillary is in Hog Heaven on Air Force One!
Of course Star Trek is fantasy, it said so on my tricorder!
Of course Windows can multi-tas^}%#)*!###@}}^}NO CARRIER
Of course a platonic relationship is possible -- but only between husband and wife
Of course ah ain't okay _IDJIT!!_ Muh laig's broke! - Dirty Feagle
Of course dragons can flyWhy on earth would they have those wings?
Of course games are a computer's REAL task
Of course gun control "works." The question is for whom!
Of course he *DOES* spend too much time at the computer!!!-Jym Fox
Of course he is, Bones! He's...wearing...a...red...shirt!
Of course he won't bite. Look how cute he is
Of course he's a liberal! He can't *spell* "conservative".
Of course he's a traitor, Friend Computer.
Of course he's dead - I killed him
Of course it broke. I bought it at Radio Shack
Of course it hurts! It's *supposed* to hurt! It's a phaser! - Quark
Of course it hurts, it's supposed to hurt, it's a phaser!
Of course it is NOT registered, I wrote the damn thing
Of course it makes weird kind sense or I wouldn't have said it!!
Of course it won't fall off. They used Crazy Glue. :)
Of course it's a good idea - it's mine!
Of course it's clean laundry. The cat's sitting on it, isn't he?
Of course it's different. Soong to Data
Of course it's half eaten. You said you wanted the chef's salad
Of course it's in the last place! Why look after you've found it?
Of course it's neat. What's wrong with neat? I LIKE neat! <M>
Of course it's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well. -- Charles Bukowski
Of course it's safe. Go in! I'll be right behind you. ___ Maybe.
Of course it's safe. Go on in, I'll be right behind you.
Of course it's safe...there's no hockey players around.
Of course it's selected off. Why won't they fire??
Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
Of course it's your fault. It's in your contract. -Quark
Of course its heavy... thats why its called weightlifting.
Of course leather is waterproof; have you ever see a cow with an umbrella?
Of course leather is waterproof; have you ever see a cow with an umbrella?
Of course mama'll help to build the wall -Floyd
Of course mama's gonna help build the wall -Floyd
Of course man was created first, you always need a rough draft.
Of course my job looks easy--I'm doing it!
Of course my memory could have failed me...I think, I'm not sure
Of course not. Gotta leave the best for last! :)
Of course other echo moderators don't follow the rules away from home
Of course she *DOES* spend too much time at the computer !!!! - Jym Fox
Of course the flying saucers are real and they are interplanetary. - Air Chief Marshal Lord Dowding
Of course the moderators are Nazi's... what did you expect?
Of course the state rules by fear.Is there any other way?
Of course there have to be kittens; otherwise there wouldn't be cats!
Of course there is no reason for it, it's just my policy.
Of course there's a "H" on my forehead, you git! I'm dead!
Of course there's a God. What else explains Speedos?
Of course there's a H on my forehead, you git! I'm dead!
Of course there's a sound. The beaver it squashed heard it!
Of course there's an 'H' on my forehead, you jit! I'm dead! - Rimmer
Of course there's no Santa Claus, we FRIED him! - The Tick
Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.
Of course they can fly. That's why they have wings!
Of course we don't! What do you think I am, stupid!?
Of course you can't flap your arms and fly to the moon -- after a while you'd run out of air to push against
Of course you did a GREAT job! That's why we're offing you. --jms
Of course you don't get wafers with it!
Of course you graduated, said Tom diplomatically.
Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose
Of course you know, this means Warners! - Yakko
Of course you know, this means war. -- Bugs Bunny
Of course you realize, THIS MEANS WAR -- B Bunny
Of course you realize, this means WAR! -Bugs Bunny-
Of course you were expectin someone else!
Of course you'll die. It'll just be at a later time.
Of course you're a man, honey. You're just a cranky man.-Virginia Wolf
Of course you're tense, you rectum-faced pygmy! - Rimmer
Of course! <smacking hand to forehead>
Of course! Lager - the only thing that can kill a vindaloo!
Of course!! If it is at all possible! :) Anita
Of course, America had been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been
Of course, America had been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up -- Oscar Wilde
Of course, Bell Canada COULD do it differently!
Of course, Friday I get laid off again, without pay this time.
Of course, I *could* be wrong. Naaah!
Of course, I can't remember the argument's *content*-- Jack Butler
Of course, I'll be registering it soon. (heh-heh-heh.)
Of course, I'm paranoid. Now the question is, am I paranoid enough?
Of course, I'm paranoid. The question is, am I paranoid ENOUGH?
Of course, Mississippi IS smack in the middle of the "Babble Belt!"
Of course, Tennesee IS smack in the middle of the "Babble Belt!"
Of course, a certain number of scientists *have* to go mad, just to keep the tradition alive
Of course, change the path to whatever it actually is.
Of course, coffee *is* one of the major vitamins
Of course, foolish hobbits, The Answer is...AGGGGHHH
Of course, he was soon arrested for rustling
Of course, he's concealed about me person.
Of course, if you were me, you'd live in a water tower in Burbank.
Of course, it does raise the question of why you're HERE... :)
Of course, it's only a theory
Of course, long before you mature, most of you will be eaten.
Of course, no man is entirely in his right mind at any time-Mark Twain
Of course, now I may get "nastygrams" from all those who LIKE AOL
Of course, of course, a horse is a horse. - Mr. Ed
Of course, once you're over 30 you're finished.
Of course, real men don't set phasers to "stun".
Of course, seeing IS believing, they say
Of course, sir. It's a cheese shop afterall, sir
Of course, sir. It's a cheese shop, sir.
Of course, that's just one toon's opinion. -Bonkers D Bobcat
Of course, the U.S. Constitution isn't perfect, but it's a lot better than what we have now
Of course, there's no Santa Claus, we FRIED him!! - The Tick
Of course, this is just one person's opinion
Of course, this series of messages wouldn't be complete without a
Of course, we are all worms--but I like to think, at least, that I am a glowworm. - Winston Churchill
Of course, we could always get a sump pump.
Of course, you KNOW what the cure is, don't you??????
Of course, you UNDERSTAND about the PLAIDS in the SPIN CYCLE --
Of course, you could stand on your head
Of course, you don't get wafers with it!
Of course, you know that the real moderators of this echo are cats.
Of course, you know, Cheggers plays pop.
Of course,he couldn't help but add his $.02 to this
Of course,he couldn't help but add his $.02 to this
Of course. Evil is the meatiest role a good actor can play.
Of course. I'm perfect! -- Perfect Tommy
Of course. The truth is the truth
Of course...gotta save the city... - Sewer Urchin, The Tick
Of coursssse I tessssted it. Why do you assssk?
Of dissimilars the rule is dissimilar
Of great value to the organization: Turns in work on time
Of great value to the organization: Turns in work on time -evaluationese
Of people born in 1809, 100% who believed in god are dead!
Of people born in 1839, 100% who ate carrots are dead.
Of quartz I won't take it for granite, Tom said gneissly.
Of ships and shoes and sealing wax and cabbages and kings.
Of soup & love, the first is best - Thomas Fuller
Of that you can be sure. Picard
Of the 10 deadliest varieties of snake, 7 are in Australia. The other three are in politics...
Of the 1000 chemicals found in coffee, 26 are tested. 13 cause cancer in rats
Of the 1000 chemicals found in coffee, 26 are tested. 13 cause cancer in rats
Of the choice of two evils, I pick the one I've never tried before.
Of the darkness we are all born. -- Crenshaw, Gangrel
Of the last three presidents named William, two died in office.
Of the people, by the lawyers, for the liberals.
Of the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
Of the two of us, I'm the only who's touched them. (Elaine)
Of theives, fools are worst; rob you of time & temper
Of things relating to each other, one being known, the other is known
Of those killed on TV entertainment programs, about 97% are men!
Of those who say nothing, few are silent. --Thomas Neill
Of troubles I considered myself amply possessed.
Of troubles I considered myself amply possessed.
Of two evils always pick the one you haven't tried before
Of two evils choose the prettiest
Of two evils choose to be the least. - Ambrose Bierce
Of two evils, choose neither.
Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur
Of what I call God and fools call Nature. - Browning
Of what you see in books, believe 75%. Of newspapers, believe 50%. And of TV news, believe 25% -- make that 5% if the anchorman wears a blazer
Ofcourse I-'-m G-O-i-n-g---2-4-0-0--b-a-u-d- ::No Carrier..::
Off - on - off - on: we've always understood each other. Earl
Off Line Readers: A new standard in telec : : #@(!!_ NO CARRIER
Off To Market: Tobias A. Pigg
Off Topeka? Wichita messages Kansas you? -JCF
Off Topic posts are a threat to your manhood. -Moderator Rule #4
Off Topic: Another way to push the moder
Off Topic: Another way to push the moderator's buttons.
Off Topic? What do you mean I'm off topic!
Off Utopia Planetia; thru the DS9 airlock, nothing but net.
Off any drive, through any windows, nothing but OS/2.
Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ^D!@#$%^(*&^%^Z.
Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: *****)*$*********
Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: Xo+ X)+$+a +Ee+ X
Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ß”¹Ü)½$׃.ÊÆÜ
Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: á”1š«$xƒAŠ’š
Off by crashing computer. Time Logged: 99W)=$WCF;\@
Off by crashing computer. Time Logged: oe|9W)+$|a|Ee|;n@
Off by crashing computer. Time Logged: ”¹9W)½$׃ÊÆ,Ü@
Off from the new day's mist I have come...- Metallica
Off his rocker.
Off like a Jewish foreskin.
Off like a bride's nightie.
Off like a bucket of prawns in the sun.
Off like a bucket of prawns in the sun. (prawns is Australian for shrimp)
Off like a can of bug spray.
Off like a cheap toupe in the wind.
Off like a dirty shirt.
Off like a herd of turtles.
Off like a masochistic whore with long fingernails.
Off like a meat cake in a vegetarian's wedding.
Off like a prom dress.
Off like a turd of hurdles.
Off like a whore's drawers.
Off like dirty shorts.
Off like your mother's undies.
Off like...a Jewish foreskin.
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Off likea Jewish foreskin.
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Off likea bucket of prawns in the sun.
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Off line E-Mailers do it all night!
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Off my plane! BLUE MONKEY! - El Seed [The Tick]
Off of the table now my dear, duty calls - Thomas Serveau
Off street parking. Bell bottom's cleaned daily - Tom
Off the Record, would you trust CBS's Connie Chung? Whisper in my ear.
Off the SLMR, thru the modem, nuthin' but net
Off the air? No, it's a 4'33" marathon
Off the highway, across the river, thru the window, nothin' but net.
Off the keyboard, over the modem, nothing but net.
Off the keyboard, thru the router, over the bridge, nothing but net!
Off the modem, through the phone line, nothing but net.
Off the modem...Through the phone line...nothin' but net.
Off the monitor, through the modem, nothing but net
Off the nacelle, through the airlock, nothing but net. (swish)
Off the wall sex: What you get when you call that number over the latrine urinal
Off through the new day's mist I run...- Metallica
Off to get caught up on my mail!!! See ya!
Off to practise the other 6 deadly sins.
Off to see the Lizard? Follow the Yellow Brick Toad!
Off to see the lizard
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Off to tag another one
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Off to wax the shuttlecraft. Got a tribble I can use?
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Off topic posts? You slay me! -Abel That'll be 30 days in exile, Cain.
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Off topic!?!?!?! Impossible!!!! (What echo is this anyway?)
Off topic, yes. But useless information should not be wasted.
Off topic? I thought S&M Echo was Sports and Magic
Off topic? Just forget I asked the question!!!
Off topic? They started it!!
Off topic? Dammit, Jim, I'm a DOCTOR, not a moderator!
Off we go into the Wild Blue Yonder.crash!
Off we go into the wild blue yonder, .......splat!!!
Off with her head! shouted the Queen
Off with the heads I say. - The Mask
Off your rocker
Off-Line mail make sysops happy!
Off-Topic Rules! Huh huh, huh huh... --Butthead.
Off-line Readers are commie plots to drive us crazy!
Off-line mail; make sysops happy
Off-line readers make sysops happy.
Off-line readers: e-mail the way the Goddess intended
Off-on-off-on: we've always understood each other. -Earl to lamp
Off-season ESPN: Amish rake fights
Off-topic = more interesting.
Off-topic and DAMN PROUD
Off-topic and DAMN PROUD OF IT!
Off-topic messages - the only way to find out anything.
Off-topic messages are like people out of place
Off-topic, yes, but useless knowledge is not to be wasted
Off-topic, yes, but useless knowledge should not be wasted...
Off-topic: Where did Smurfette get the little one?
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Offender: Opus' butt on Sunday mornings
Offense is a Human emotion, Captain. Sarek
Offense is a human emotion.
Offense is never given. It is only taken
Offenses against nature are the heaviest
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