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I  Deep Space Nine!
I  P C
I  rule the midnight air  the destroyer
I   Doctor Who.
I   Music
I   My Cat!
I   My Dog.  I   My Cat.  I   My Wife.  I   days.
I   l i k e   t o   w a t c h
I   my dog,   my cat, and I don't   baby seals. Have a   day.
I   my wife,I   my cat, I   Med, I   if I do,  if I don't
I   w a n t   M a r i n a   S i r t i s
I  Dr. Bashir
I  Forgot  The  Dream  But  I'm  Missing  My  Pajamas.
I  Music
I  My Dog.  I  My Cat.  I  My Wife.  I  days.
I  My Dog. I . My Cat. I . my wife.
I  NEVER Read Taglines!  Do You?
I  NEVER Read recipes!  Do You?
I  SLMR 2.1a
I  Star Trek !
I  Tribbles
I  WAS  a pail in the back of my office!
I  WP
I  am just putting in an extra line of text to solve  a problem in fin
I  message database managers.
I  met the  surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette!
I  my dog,  my cat, I don't  baby seals. Have a  day.
I  my dog....
I  my wife,I  my cat, I  Med, I  if I do, if I don't
I  think tag lines should be placed at the beginning of the message.
I  try  very  hard  to say exactly what I mean.
I "do" enjoy children... when cooked properly - W.C.Fields.
I "flamingoed" up. - Holly
I >HATE< spiders! Renbrandt Brown
I >hate< my family! Hercules
I >suggest< you reconsider your plans. Dukat to Sisko
I <kick> have HAD <kick> enough of YOU! <BOOT!>
I 'C' said the blind man.
I 'M NOT IN A <CENSORED> BAD MOOD YOU <CENSORED> <CENSORED>!!!
I 'ave da people, I 'ave da plan, I 'ave da h'accent.
I 'm learning the song that never ends... it will take me forever!
I (kick)...have HAD(kick)....enough of YOU (kick)!!!
I * CATS! Especially for 1 hour at 350 with some veggies.
I * my cat, I * my Dog.
I * my dog, * my cat, and I * baby harp seals.
I *>HATE<* questionaires. - Worf
I **HATE** Illinois Nazis! - Elwood Blues
I **TRIED** to register it!
I **meant** rope, and hoist, slowly
I *AM* in total control, but don't tell my cat
I *AM* pushing!!! -- Keiko
I *FORGIVE* your blasphemy.  - Q
I *HATE* it when I pi$$ the bed... - Viper
I *HATE* it when my serial port goes "Snap, Crackle, Pop"!
I *KNOW* about these things!
I *LOVE* Tag Line Xpress!!!
I *LOVE* Tag-X Pro!!!
I *LOVE* animals! Been busted seven times for it
I *LOVE* being a Changeling!!--Curzon Odo
I *LOVE* cats...  Stuffed and mounted
I *LOVE* it when a plan comes together!
I *LOVE* this thread!
I *S*W*I*P*E*D* the entire file (Thanks, Cal)
I *STILL* think digital watches are a pretty neat idea
I *TRIED* to tell you! Lydia
I *almost* stole a tagline! I'm so ashamed!
I *am* a Size 10.  My fat is just there to protect my perfect body
I *am* in shape. Round is a shape
I *am* prejudicedagainst stupidity! -- The StarWolf
I *am* spider-man! Look! I've got talons and everything! -- Miguel
I *am* stupid as I look, sir, but if I can help, I will. -Baldrick
I *am* the Ghost of Christmas Future!  Ooooooh! -- Al Calavicci
I *am* the Moderator, you twit! - Robert Craft
I *am* the Supreme Being. I'm not *entirely* dim -- Time Bandits
I *am* the button!  TV's Frank
I *am* the law! - Mako
I *am* the messiah I keep talking about. - Digital Shakespeare
I *could* be arguing in my spare time.
I *could* be arguing in my spare time. - Monty Python
I *couldn't* have cought it, I practice safe modem sex.
I *did* have to go and open my mouth, didn't I?
I *did* read the docs! That's why I'm confused! - Geco
I *did* read the docs; that's why I'm confused!
I *do too* have a life!  It's not much, but it's paid for
I *do* believe in spooks, Idobelieveinspooks, Ido Ido Ido
I *do* get pissed when people point guns at me! - Robinson
I *do* have a suggestion if you need some ideas
I *do* remember.  I just remember differently.
I *don't* care.  You're the one who's doing the dying! -- Cat
I *give* Truth away. Why *buy* Clinton's lies?
I *hate* temporal mechanics! - O'Brien and O'Brien
I *have* taken the astronavigation exams... NINE times. - Rimmer
I *have* taken the astronavigation exams... Nine times
I *hope* that I can depend on you. Torres
I *knew* I shoulda turned right at Albuquerque!
I *knew* this Colombian coffee was trouble. - Wally
I *know* I have an afterlife. 1 John 5:11-12 says so.
I *know* I hit him! -- Dick Durkin
I *know* the phone bill's high-That's why I need a faster modem ;
I *like* public access!
I *like* the above!
I *like* to play with myself! - Cartman
I *like* unmitigated gall.  Worf
I *like* unmitigated gall... with ketchup -- Worf
I *look* awesome  you just *are* awesome
I *love* flattery!
I *love* geek smut :) - Skud
I *love* purple! - Vicki Vale
I *love* this joke! -- Crow T. Robot
I *love* to fly! -Jean-Luc Brassard
I *love~my@&*$ computer,&*&( It's made in Taiwan !?
I *may* be wrong but that doesn't mean you're *right*.
I *may* grow old,...BUT I *refuse* to grow up!  ;*)
I *must* be a Taoist, everyone keeps telling me I am in the Way!
I *must* lead a charmed life
I *need* to know; I need to know the truth! - Mulder
I *never* format my *brain*! It's error correckting. Or something.
I *never* would have guessed you were that old!
I *own* you now, weasel-boy. - Dogbert
I *really relate* to this one!
I *said* cut my *hair* off of the ear!!   -van Gogh
I *should* know - I parked it for them! - Marvin
I *speak* English! You must be a bit of a thicko. -Prince George
I *still* think the opal was a good idea, anyway
I *think* I know what one you're talking about.
I *think* that the messages were just tossed into this area by
I *told* the Muse I'm not a masochist, so why is the whip out again?
I *tried* to explain it to you guys, but do you listen? ;)
I *was* first in line.  Until the little hairball was born. - Scar
I *was* good.  Wasn't I? -- Garek
I *was* talking about *my* fantasy... and not 'yours'.. Thank you
I *was* talking about *my* fantasy...not yours.....Maybe later
I *was* talking about food, and NOT schemes...:)
I *wish* I could remember where I parked my hard disk
I *would* know good blue paint if it hit me on the nose...:)
I -am- a great disturbance in the Force.
I -must- patch this coat, Tom said raggedly
I . . Doctor Who.
I . Cats
I . My Dog.  I . My Cat.  I . My Wife.  I . days.
I . my cat, I . my Dog.
I ... I ... I know you think I'm paranoid ... you all do. :-(
I ...er,... won't go any further on this *family* echo
I ...er,... won't go any further on this *family* echo. <BEG>
I .C kopati nos
I /did/ ask you not to say ammunition. --Tori, MPOS
I /was/ listening but when I stopped talking it got really boring
I 8 my cat, tasted like chicken.
I 8 my cat. I 'ed my wife, I my Dog.
I ? my dog, I ?????? my cat
I ALWAYS behave - sometimes good, sometimes bad
I ALWAYS have to get the saw!--Gen Nyland
I ALWAYS thought of the phone as something my computer uses.
I ALWAYS use your stinky cat LITTER! LOOK how I LOVE IT!!
I AM >TIRED<!!! Karidian
I AM AN  ANTI-CHRIST! I AM AN ANARCHIST!  -=> The Sex  Pistols  <=-
I AM CALM!!! %#%#&&^%(*#%
I AM CORNHOLIO!  I need TP for my bunghole!
I AM CORNHOLIO!  I need TP for my bunghole! - Beavis/Cornholio
I AM CORNHOLIO!  I need TP for my bungholio!  -Beavis
I AM CORNHOLIO! I need TP for my bunghole!
I AM DEATH INCARNATE.  Oh, that's nice.
I AM DEATH INCARNATE. How very nice for you!
I AM DEATH INCARNATE. oh that's nice.
I AM EAGER TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROBLEMS.  No problems?  Let me make some for you
I AM IN TOTAL CONTROL
I AM IN TOTAL CONTROL! {But don't tell the wife...}
I AM IRONMAN!  Tom Servo
I AM KIROK! I AM KIROK! Kirok
I AM KORNSHELL HOLIO!!! I NEED T3 FOR MY CISCO!!!! DO YOU HAVE T3 ?? -- delchi@dorsai.org
I AM LEONA OSAKI OF BORG! YOUR TANK WILL BE ASSIMILATED!
I AM NOSTRADAMUS OF BORG! IN 100 YEARS YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
I AM NOT A MERRY MAN! (Worf, Star Date 99791.9)
I AM NOT CONCEITED!  I JUST HATE MORTALS!
I AM NOT GETTING AGGRESSIVE!
I AM NOT PARANOID! AND WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS WATCHING!
I AM NOT schizophrenic.  Me neither.
I AM NOW AUTHORIZED TO USE PHYSICAL FORCE - E.D. 209
I AM NOW in Yuba City and I'm still not ASHAMED!
I AM PENTIUM OF BORG. YOU, @F, WILL BE APPROXIMATED
I AM PREJUDICED against stupidity.
I AM PUSHING!  - Keiko
I AM PUSHING! -- Keiko O'Brien
I AM Q OF BORG. YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF ASSMILIATION.
I AM RELAXED! - Worf
I AM ROBOMAIL OF BORG; REGISTEREGISTEREG
I AM SERVO-TRON, DESTROYER OF WORLDS! -- Tom Servo
I AM SO VERY FORTUNATE THAT MY PERSONAL LIFESTYLE is such a perfect reflection of the absolute good
I AM THAT I AM. - Exodus 3:14
I AM THE DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT . . . where's my bwankey?
I AM THE GUYVER! -- Sean
I AM THE MAN....THAT POOLS...THE WORLD! - Sid the Bookie
I AM THE MAN...THAT JEWELS..THE WORLD!  -- Sid as a jeweller
I AM THE MAN...THAT RULES..LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES! - Sid Gump
I AM THE MAN..THAT COOLS...THE WORLD!!! - Sid Frost
I AM THE MOST FIENDISH TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE DARKEST NIGHT
I AM THE WALRUS, GOO-GOO-GOO-JOOB!
I AM WHAT I AM And what I AM needs no excuses.....
I AM WHAT I AM and needs no excuses.....
I AM at attention, sir! It's my uniform that's at ease!
I AM hoLDiNg YOur mail HosTage.  SENd $1000 TO my SiTe
I AM home - My modem's on, isn't it?
I AM my other Cat (I'm a Leo)
I AM not a Senior Citizen, just a Teenager with 50 years experience!
I AM playing with a full deck - I just shuffle slowly
I AM politically correct.  I have no opinion
I AM prejudiced... against stupidity
I AM relaxed ... I just can't come to terms with it.
I AM scientific. I have a black hole in my head
I AM some of DS9's fandom subculture.  <g> - Anna Steven
I AM standing.
I AM the button!
I AM the evil twin!
I AM the kind of person your parents warned you about
I AM the person your mother warned you about
I AM waving all my fingers. Some are folded for stability
I AM. - God
I AM... THE MAN... WHO WULES... THE WOWLD!!! - Sid Fudd
I ATE'NT DEAD -  Granny Weatherwax
I Always push the doors marked pull!
I Am Come a Light Into The World !!
I Am Earnhardt of Borg.. Prepare to be Dominated
I Am HOldINg YouR mAiL HoStaGe. SeNd $1000 tO mY nOdE
I Am He That Liveth, And Was Dead !!
I Am Patient With Stupidity, NOT With Those Proud Of It
I Am Scared! - By Emma Fraid
I Am Someone Else  - By Ima Nonymous
I Am The Door; By Me if Any Man Enter In, He Shall Be Saved !!
I Am The Possessor Of The Pressence.
I Am The Real Andy Davidson..  You Are An Imposter..  Die, Infidel
I Am The Reincarnation of Julius Ceasar, Insists Tony Blair
I Am The Reincarnation of King Henry VIII, Insists Bob Dylan
I Am The Reincarnation of Lady Godiva, Insists Snow White
I Am The Sleeper Who Has Awakened.
I Am The Very Model Of A Cartoon Individual
I Am The Watcher Of The Pylons.
I Am The Way, The Truth, And The Life !!
I Am Tired - By Anita Rest
I Am Vadercus of Borg.  You Will Be Assimilated, My Son
I Am Woman! Hear Me Roar As I Knock Him To The Floor! ;>
I Am Woman, I am Invincable, I am Tired
I Am Woman....Hear Me Roar
I Arthur  - Evil Arthur twin
I Arthur! - Evil Arthur Clone
I Avoid Cliches Like The Plague!
I BBQ MY SPOTTED OWL USING GENUINE REDWOOD CHIPS! YUM YUM!!
I BBS because no one can read my handwriting
I BELIEVE I WAS REINCARNATED FROM A BAGPIPE... - Signpost
I BLEED Triple Ripple Vanilla Road Monkey! - Uncle Creamy, The Tick
I BM, You BM, They BM, We all BM for IBM.
I BM, You BM, We all BM for IBM
I BM.  You BM.  We all BM for IBM!
I BOOTED my computer. Broke my toe!
I BS daily.....oops, I mean BBS, of course.
I Beat Bobby Fischer - By Jess Player
I Been Roped and Throwed by Jesus in the Holy Ghost Corral
I Believe in the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and Clinton's integrity
I Borg Alternate title 'Almost 'Hugh'man
I Bought some powdered water...just not sure what to add?
I Brake For NO Cat!
I Brake for Brunettes, Blondes, and cold Beer!
I Brake for No Apparent Reason
I Bring Great Joy: In the city of David is born, a baby boy.
I Butt, You Butt, They Butt, buttbuttbuttbuttbutt.. - Delenn
I Buy, I Call <--------------> You Buy, You Call
I C E-man
I C U've set aside this special time 2 humiliate URself in public
I C what you mean.
I C++, zerefore I am
I C, therefore I link  (and think, and drink)
I CAN ACCEPT THAT YOU ARE POMPOUS AND HUMORLESS.  I just don't understand why you are proud of it
I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT. -- BOB
I CAN READ!!! Don't you think I can read?!? - Crow to Tom
I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE BUSY, said Death
I CAN tell you,that he DID love her,for whatever that's worth. - Dax
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!
I CAN'T MAKE YOU LOVE ME....BONNIE RAITT
I CAN'T be drowning in African waters! pleaded Tom, deep in denial.
I CAN'T eat cheese! It blocks me up! - Crow
I CAN'T eat with the family... My computer gets lonely!
I CAN'T get no... Satisfaction!!  Windoze '95
I CAN'T go to Hell. They're afraid I'm gonna take over!
I CAN'T go to hell, they don't want me.
I CAN'T go to hell, they won't take me!
I CAN'T quite pronounce it let alone spell it!
I CAN'T whistle at my girlfriend, she leaves me breathless!
I CAN't die, Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
I CAN't help myself...I'm a tagline kleptomaniac!
I CAUGHT YOU!.. reading from the tagline UP!
I CHOOSE NOT TO COPE!
I COULD live without trek, but what would be the point?
I COULDN'T have killed him!  My blasts don't DO killing!
I CRUSH YOUR HEAD!!!
I Call My Horse Flattery Because He Gets Me Nowhere.
I Came ........ I Read ........ I Responded.
I Came here in search of Freedom but all I found were Taglines.
I Came, I Saw, I Left.
I Came, I Saw, I Ran Like A F*$^%^ Scardy-Cat!
I Came, I Saw, IRAN
I Can Alter My Life by Altering My Attitude !!
I Can Bitch, I Voted, Can You?
I Can Fix It - By Jerry Rigg
I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg
I Can Get No... Satisfaction
I Can Live for 2 Months On a Good Compliment (Mark Twain)
I Can Still Hear It, Screaming!, Screaming!, Screaming! - Baby Bird.
I Can Walk On Water...But I Still Stagger On Booze !
I Can't Get No ... Assimilation! --Rolling Stones of Borg
I Can't Love Your Body if Your Heart's Not In It
I Can't Run That Service Call cuz ... His Dog Is Talking To Me
I Can't Run That Service Call cuz ... I Am Scared Catching Something
I Can't See The Difference - By Sam Ting
I Can't Use Windows!!!..My Cat Ate My Mouse....!
I Can't wait for MS-DOS 15.02!
I Care * Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat!
I Cayman went.
I Chaste Chastity until she was chaste no more
I Chris, do solomnly swear on this Penthouse, to tell the truth
I Cling To My Imperfections As The Very Essence Of Me
I Come In Peace, Take Me To Your Modem.
I Compute, Therefore I Kludge
I Corinthians 15:51-57
I Could Screw Up, But I Let The Computer Do It!
I Coulda Been A Contender  - By K. O. Boxer
I Couldn't Get the Hang of Making Nestle's Quik - Blonde Moments
I Cry Your Pardon, Gunslinger.
I DARE you not to buy this - Crow on freezer
I DEMAND that recipe, Sherry! - Crow as girls wrestle
I DID IT! I invented the unadoptable tagline! Try it. Won't work.
I DID Read The Docs! Honest! ... Oh, *That* page
I DID go to hell. I was exiled for bootlegging icewater+
I DID read the docs -- that's why I'm confused!
I DID read the manual
I DID read the manual!  That's why I'm confused!!
I DID read the manual...
I DIDN'T DO IT. NO BODY SAW ME DO IT. YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!
I DO HAVE A LIFE  ....  IT'S JUST INCREDABILY BORING.
I DO IT BECAUSE MY SYSOP TELLS ME TO!
I DO NOT  I do not yell.  -- Worf
I DO NOT HAVE A GUT!  I have... contours.
I DO NOT HAVE A GUT!  I have... contours.     - Frasier
I DO NOT I do not yell.  -- Worf
I DO NOT YELL!! -Worf
I DO NOT like greens eggs and ham...SPAM!
I DO NOT.. I do not yell. -- Worf
I DO have a clue; wait while I remember where I put it
I DO know everything. I just can't remember it!
I DO know it all; I just can't remember any of it right now.
I DO know you - in a tagline, virtual sort of way
I DO make passes at women who wear glasses
I DO want your money, because god wants your money!
I DO work for food!
I DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH A FACE!
I DON'T FEAR WEAPONS, I FEAR THE LACK OF THEM.
I DON'T GO AROUND SHAKING HANDS WITH *APPRENTICES*! - Aahz
I DON'T LIKE THE TURN THIS CONVERSATION IS TAKING.
I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' TAGLINE
I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' recipe
I DON'T SPEAK FOR ANYONE INCLUDING MYSELF!
I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITYI ENJOY IT!
I DON'T WANT TO BORE YOU but there's nobody else around to bore
I DON'T brake for feminists.  
I DRINK ALONE....GEORGE TOROUGHOOD
I Did NOT Feed Dog Food To Your Sister On Our Date!
I Didn't Do It - by Ivan Alibi
I Didn't Do It!  - By Y. M. Eyehere
I Didn't Do It!: Ivan Alibi
I Didn't Know I  You (Till I Saw You Rock 'n Roll)
I Didn't Know Santi Claus Was DEAD! - Stimpy.
I Disagree With That!  - By N. A. Sayer
I Disclaim All Warranties Of Merchantability.
I Do Tag Line Xpress <- look "MOM" I got a new toy!
I Do Tag-X Pro <- look "MOM" I got a new toy!
I Don't Believe In Beatles... Just Believe In Me... Yoko & Me
I Don't Believe This!  - By L. U. Say
I Don't Break For Barney....SPLAT!
I Don't Care What The World Can See
I Don't Have Any Pant's - Stimpy.
I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
I Don't Run Windows, and PROUD of it!
I Don't Suffer from Insanity.... I'm a Carrier
I Don't Think So Tim:  Samite Healer
I Don't Think You're Happy Enough! - Stinky Wizzleteats.
I Don't Want The World, I Just Want Your Half.
I Don't bite...MUCH!
I Don't do drugs - Echos are my escape from reality
I Don't do drugs - Star Trek is my escape from reality.
I Don't do windows ...I don't have the time!
I Don't find trouble...I AM trouble!
I Don't just flirt with danger  - I take it out on dates.
I Don't know what apathy is, nor do I care!
I Don't need no Stinkin Tagline!
I DoubleSpaced my cat and now she ignores me twice as often
I Dream of Jeannie - created by Morton Lee Cohen
I Drink Alone...All By Myself...With Nobody Else
I Drive OS/2 'cause I'm sick of being a Crash Dummy !
I Dropped The Hammer - By O. L. Myfoot
I Dyslexic of Borg, Prepare to have your ass laminated
I E-mail because no one can read my handwriting.
I Enjoy CP/m. No Hype, No Hassles, NO VIRUS'S!
I FEEL HAPPY! I FEEL HAPPY! **THUD**
I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW
I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW, SINCE I'VE GIVEN UP ALL HOPE!!!
I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW.
I FELT something was wrong. Multitasking causes schizophrenia
I FINALLY made it in music!  I'm touring China with a wok band.
I FORGOT I HAD REPRESSED MEMORIES
I FOUND JESUS!  (you can all stop looking now)
I FOUND JESUS!  He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana,,,
I FOUND JESUS, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt
I FOUND JESUS, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt
I Fear A State That Kills Far More That I Fear A Man Who Has Killed.
I Feel A Rumbly In My Tumbly
I Feel Better Now.
I Feel Good. I Feel Better Than James Brown.
I Feel Happy...Sais Who?
I Feel So Much Better Now That I Have Given Up All Hope!!
I Fell In A Pile Of You, And Got Love All Over Me
I Fell Off The Brooklyn Bridge - By Ilene Dover
I Feyd 2 Grey (Na-baron Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen, 3077)
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
I Forgot To Add A Tagline
I Forgot To Add A recipe
I Frotzed my wife, and now I can't get any sleep! (The Grue!)
I GAVE YOU AN ORDER, LIEUTENANT! W. Riker to T. Riker
I GIVE away Truth, why BUY a liberal lie?
I Gawrontee!!!!
I GoT THe PoiSoN - i GoT THe RoDeNT BaiT
I Got A New Car  - By D. U. Care
I Got Me a 286 49mhz Laptop and Boy Does It Fly!!! Too Bad It's CGA!!!
I Got This New 486 For My Wife.....Best Trade I Ever Made
I Got a date!! No more sticky fingers for me.
I Got real close to seeing Elvis.....But my shovel broke.
I Grok its fullness...or I would not have drunk
I HATE BEING PUT ON HOLD! -- Logan
I HATE Call Waitin.....NO CARRIER
I HATE DOOM, DOOM II IS AN OPTION BUT!!
I HATE MUSTARD!!! - Rake Yohn, JACKASS
I HATE Pooh taglines!
I HATE Pooh taglines!
I HATE STUPID COWS!!!      holy or not
I HATE TO HAVE TO BUY NEW SWEATSHIRTS EVERY YEAR! !NOT!
I HATE TRIBBLE RECIPES!!!
I HATE TRIBBLE TAGS!!!
I HATE being serious, screws up my outlook on life!
I HATE call waiting% %NO CARRIER
I HATE call waitin(r)NO CARRIER
I HATE it when it does that!
I HATE it when that happens!
I HATE people who make little piles with their chips!--O'Brien
I HATE technology!!!!!!
I HATE those bloomin' stop and go penalties
I HATE to sniff crotchless panties!
I HATE when you do that!!! - Crow to Tom
I HAVE 1ST AMENDENT RIGH(*&^                 NO CARRIER
I HAVE A BODY OF A GOD....BHUDDA!
I HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY   (It just hasn't developed yet).
I HAVE HEAD EXPLODEY! -Johnny The Homocidal Maniac
I HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT.  So don't go ruining it all by asking me to explain
I HAVE NO PREJUDICES: all my hatreds are based on solid evidence
I HAVE had my eye on young Ensign Kim. Seska
I HAVE no emotions. What's your excuse?--Data
I HAVE to buy a new "DODGE MISER" and two dozen JORDACHE JEANS because my viewscreen is "USER-FRIENDLY"!!
I HAVEN'T LOST MY MIND IT'S BACKED UP HERE SOMEWHERE!!!
I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE RIDE
I Had A Life Once, Now I Have A Computer
I Had A Little Accident; I Lose A Pair Of Lungs. - Neelix
I Had a brain scan the other day, thank god it turned up negative!
I Had a dream 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 megs Free.
I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine
I Hate Fighting  - By Boris Hell
I Hate Fighting: Boris Hell
I Hate Housework - by I. M. Laizee
I Hate Monday Mornings                By Gaetan Oop
I Hate Monday Mornings: Gaetan Oop
I Hate To Say It /IHateToSayIt/ But It's Probably Me (Sting)
I Hate You, You Hate Me, BARNEY Died From HIV!
I Hate the Sun: Gladys Knight
I Have A Headache Mode; A)bort F)ail G)et Your Hands OFF OF ME!
I Have A Mind Like A Steel ... Uh ... Thingamajig
I Have GREAT Gun Control - 2 Groups
I Have Heard Thy Prayer, I Have Seen Thy Tears; Behold, I Will Heal Thee !!
I Have Miles and Miles to Go Before I Sleep
I Have The Best Tagline But Ran Out Of Space!
I Have The Best recipe But Ran Out Of Space!
I Have To Stop Now, My Fingers Are Getting Hoarse!
I Have To Throw Up Now, Poopie - Explodie.
I Have To Throw Up Now, Poopie. - Explodie        Ren & Stimpy
I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?
I Have a PATTON if You Have a General!
I Haven't Had These, Since I Was An Egg! - Fish.
I Haven't a Q. Q joins Data in a Holmes mystery.
I Hear Lorena Bobbitt's the new spokeswoman for Ginsu Knives
I Heard there was some really hot sex in Waco!
I Hit the Wall:                    Isadore There
I Hit the Wall: Isadore There
I Hope My Blue Wave Don't Break /WalkingOn/ Walking On the Moon
I I am Ewmer Fudd of Borg. Pwepare to be assimiwated, eh-?
I I love love double double Chex Chex!
I I need your opinion, I'll pull your chain.
I I was nice today.  Nice to all those incepid monkeys!
I Jim, do solomnly swear on this Joy of Cooking, to tell the truth
I Just <ZAP!> love my <ZAP!> Lum-chan doll <ZZZAAAPP!!>
I Just (ZAP!) love my (ZAP!) Lum-chan doll (ZZZAAAPP!!)
I Just Called To Say I Love You   Stevie Wonder
I Just Had A Feeling - By Claire Voyant
I Just Keep My Politicians Satisfied.
I Just bought a Left Handed screwdriver set
I Just can not resist a little fun along the way.  :-)
I Just got pulled over by the L.A.P.D. and boy am I beat
I Just got stopped by the LAPD and boy am I beat.
I KAISER ROLL?!  What good is a Kaiser Roll without a little COLE SLAW on the SIDE?
I KILLED My Lover With an Arctic Roll
I KILLED My Uncle With a Lazer Beam -- Extra-Terrestrial
I KNEW I shouldn't have loaned my Sword+3 to the thief
I KNEW it was Monday when I fell out of the wrong side of the bed
I KNEW we should have thrown it out yesterday!
I KNOW A SURGEON WHO'S A REAL CUT-UP   Keeps everybody in stitches!
I KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS to the questions you are not asking
I KNOW EVERYTHING, SEE EVERYTHING, GO ANYWHERE I WANT. -- BOB
I KNOW I am a Christian!
I KNOW THE REAL STORY.
I KNOW it was a tornado Toto, but you wizzed on my Carpet
I KNOW that santas a Phoney...a little fairy told me
I KNOW the truth is out there, it's just that they haven't told me yet!
I KNOW you're alive... I just couldn't care less!
I Keep Falling Down  - By D. Z. Person
I Killed Cock Robin! - By R. S. T'me
I Kings 7:23 & II Chron 4:2 pi=3.0 so all circles must be six sided
I Know A Joke!!
I Know I Speak For All Of Us When I Say<slam>
I Know It All - I Just Can't Remember It All At Once!
I LET you win, @FN@!
I LET you win, @TOFIRST@!
I LIKE DRUGS
I LIKE TO THINK I AM A PICKER-UP OF UNCONSIDERED TRIFLES. - Death
I LIKE a woman in uniform! - Quark.
I LIKE people. They are good to become wood. Are you ready @F?
I LIKE sex on TV! And on the floor, on the kitchen table, on the
I LIVE ... to *stuff* your hard drive!  :-)
I LIVED!!! NOW what do I do???
I LLLLLLLLLLIKE IT!!! - Emil
I LOOOOVE scanning for lifeforms!
I LOVE BEING SUPER HEROES! - The Tick
I LOVE Congress: All the social dynamics of kindergarten!
I LOVE IT!!! keep 'em coming. Catch YA Later
I LOVE MICHAEL....HE IS MY BABY
I LOVE NASTY WOMEN!!!
I LOVE NASTY WOMEN!!!
I LOVE THE BEATLES!!!!!
I LOVE THIS JOB! YEEEEE-HAAAAW! - The Tick
I LOVE YOU PEOPLE!!!
I LOVE a woman in uniform. - Quark
I LOVE animals... especially cooked!
I LOVE call waiting.  Realy love call wait[
I LOVE cats...      Stir-fried is best!
I LOVE chihuahuas!.... in tacos.
I LOVE cute litle animals...especially in a good gravy.
I LOVE fine wines!  I can afford reasonably decent beer.
I LOVE my Windows 95! ummmm errrr  96! umm nope that's not it 97!
I LOVE my country, but I FEAR my government.
I LOVE quoting!!
I LOVE spotted owls!!  They taste like chicken!!!
I LOVE the Feminist movement - When I'm walking behind it.
I LOVE the smell of cordite in the morning!
I LOVE this game!
I LOVE this thing! So how do I use it?
I LOVE women in uniform
I LOVE you babe, but her FLESH got in the way!!
I LOVE your approach... Let's see your departure!.
I Laugh At The Gods! - By Hugh Briss
I Left Moss Hart/In San Francisco
I Left My Heart In Aunt Fran's Crisco
I Like "Weeding Gardens," by Manuel Labour.
I Like Barney, Stuffed and Mounted on the Wall in my study.
I Like Fish, by Ann Chovie.
I Like Fish: Ann Chovie
I Like Liquor: Ethyl Alcohol
I Like Weeding Gardens: Manuel Labour
I Like to help you out,which way you come in?
I Link! U Link! We All Link for I Link!
I Lived In Detroit - By Helen Earth
I Lived in Detroit: Helen Earth
I Look In The Sky, But I Look In Vain / Heavy Cloud But No Rain
I Lost My Balance  - By Phil Down
I Lost My Balance: Eileen Dover and Phil Down
I Love "(  .  )  (  .  )"  Parton !
I Love Animals ... They're Delicious!
I Love Bullfighting  - By Matt Adore
I Love Bullfighting: Matt Adore
I Love Children... That's Why I'm Not Having Any
I Love Crowds: Morris Merrier
I Love Fractions: Lois C. Denominator
I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!
I Love Jesus!
I Love Mathematics - Adam Up
I Love Mathematics:                Adam Up
I Love Mathematics: Adam Up
I Love Michael Alot!!~*~*~Im In Love
I Love My Co-Sysop
I Love My Co-Sysop
I Love My Computer: I can change her look and feel.
I Love My Computer: I spend lots of time with her & enjoy every minute
I Love My Computer: If she gets a virus, she never gives it to me.
I Love My Computer: She has really beautiful icons.
I Love My Computer: She is a lot better at math and spelling than me.
I Love My Computer: She rarely gives me trouble.
I Love My Country and I Fear My Government
I Love My Sysop
I Love Offline Readers! No Tagline
I Love Toxic Waste.
I Love Wills: Benny Fishery
I Love Windows. I Really DO, Right After My DOS DELTREE!
I Love You ... I know - Leia & Han
I Love You = 3 words
I Love You!: Alma Hart
I Love You, Bless-ed Be, We're a PAGAN Family - Barney the Wiccan
I Love kittens, stir-fryed. (Alf)
I Love my English Cocker Spaniel!
I Love to Tease, Do You Really Think You Can Handle Me???
I Love you, and you can love me too for just $49.95
I Love you, you love meBarney gave me HIV.
I Lovs To Go Swimin' Wif Bo-Legged Women!
I M 2 CUTE 2 B 4 GOTTEN!
I M a tru beleever in aur edukashun sistum
I M a tru beleever in the American edukashun sistum
I M a tru bleever in hour edukashun sistum,
I MAY BE SCHIZO, BUT I STILL HAVE EACH OTHER.
I MAY BE SURROUNDED BY INSANITY, BUT I'M NOT INSANE.
I MUST BREAK YOU
I MUST have that bag of tricks! - Rabbit
I MUST patch this coat, Tom said raggedly.
I Made A Mental Note, But Forgot Where I Put It
I Make Money The Old Fashioned Way! I Print It
I May Be Slow, But I'm Ahead of You
I May Not Have Morals, But I've Got Taste!
I Meant Every Word That He Said
I Mult-task, I have two employees!
I Multi-task....I read in the loo.
I Must Fix The Car!  - By Otto Doit
I Must Fix the Car!: Otto Doit
I Musta Died And No One Has Bothered To Tell Me
I NEED A NEW HOST-BODY! -- Laurie Brown
I NEED BASS!
I NEED Cindy Crawford's home phone number!!!!!!!!!!
I NEED Kirstie Alley's home phone number.
I NEED TAGLINES!!!!!
I NEED another pot of coffee!
I NEVER Read Taglines!  Do You?
I NEVER betrayed you! At least not in my heart. Garak
I NEVER ching my mind! It hurts too much.
I NEVER get to get [the phone]!!! - Wakko
I NEVER leech taglines!
I NEVER lie when I've got sand in my shoes.- G. LaForge
I NEVER tell lies.  :-------------------)
I NEVER tell lies. :-)
I NEVER! exaggerate-I just remember REALLY big!!!
I Need Insurance - By Justin Case
I Need back issues of RolePlayer. R/O ->INNPARK
I Need more. Anyone help?
I Needs to Be Bee'd With  --Count Basie
I Never Knew A Cat Who Suffered From Insomnia.
I Never Knew A Cat Who Suffered From Insomnia.
I Never Met a Choclate Cookie That I Didn't Like.
I Never Thought You Were That Great To Start With-Lyzzard Skyzzard
I ONLY read the Taglines!
I ONLY said that it was impossible, NOT that I could not do it!
I OWE, I OWE, It's Off To Work I Go!
I Only Play With My Computer On Days That End With  Y!
I Only See In Infrared.
I Owe, I Owe, So Off To Work I Go!
I PITY THE FOOL WHO STEALS THIS TAGLINE!!!!!!!!!!!
I PITY THE FOOL WHO USES COAX! - Mr. 10BaseT
I PKZipped the universe and forgot the password! - God
I PROMISE - I won't upload in your mouth!
I Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser
I Ptang for Twinkies
I Pulled The Pin.  Now What?  WAIT!  Where Are You Going?!?
I READ the documents ... I just didn't UNDERSTAND them!!! |-)
I REALLY DO
I REALLY HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.
I REALLY HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN CAPITALS
I REALLY HATE PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS
I REALLY need to fix this tagline thingy in SLMR
I REFUSE to be moderated.
I RESEMBLE that remark!
I Raise My Eyes Unto The Mountains... From Where Will My Help Arrive?
I Read You Like A Book - By Claire Voyant
I Regret That I Have But 1 Live to Give
I Remember When We Carved CPUs Out of Wood
I S*W*I*P*E*D _THIS_ Page, too, for the pearls within!
I SAID PUT IT IN THE HAPPY BOX!!! -BigShot
I SAID PUT IT IN THE HAPPYBOX!!! - BigShot, to Barry  [The Tick]
I SAID THE RULE WAS 75% AND IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Christian Galoski.
I SAID, DO YOU HAVE ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE???? *BLAM!!* *BLAM!!*
I SAW ELVIS' E-MAIL!!  --Weekly World Tagline
I SAW YG! HE SAW ME! WE'RE TOGETHER! IN DARK CONCLAVITY!
I SAW YG! HE'S SO BIG! HE SMOKES CIGS! EATS LIKE A PIG!
I SED stop squAWKing!  Get a GREP on yourself!
I SEE, said the blind man, with feeling
I SK8: I skate/ice skate.
I SNORT MY MONEY UP MY MODEM!  :%)
I STAND ON THE LINE YOU KEEP CROSSING - Skinner
I STILL want a Hula Hoop. : Alvin
I STRONGLY suggest you do not proceed. - Kira
I SUPPORT FREE Speech!  Only, IF you agree with me.
I SUPPOSE I'll let you blame your spelling on line noise. :)
I SWEAR I thought she was 18!
I Sam, therefore I am
I Saw Elvis, and all I got was this lousy jelly doughnut.
I Saw London. I Saw France. I Saw @F's Underpants!
I Saw Princess Diana Alive and Well in Orlando, Florida Insists Venusian
I Saw Queen Anne Alive and Well in Barrie Says The head of Channel Five
I Saw Queen Victoria Alive and Well in Mars Reveals Giant Fluffy Bunny
I Saw The Spirit Descending From Heaven Like a Dove, And It Abode Upon Him !!
I Saw better conversations in alphabet soup.
I Say Love Is The Seventh Blue Wave
I Say So!: Frank O. Pinion
I Scream, You Scream, We both Scream...  in Deathmatch!
I Scream, You Scream...  - By D. Q. Restaurant
I Second that Amendment!
I See Your Face Printed On My Money
I See... I Like... I Steal... ...Taglines, that is!
I Seize your Commitment, @F!
I Seize your Commitment, Orville Bullitt!
I Seize your Commitment, Orville!
I Sense.....*SLAP* Not on the bridge Will.
I Sentence You To Hang By The Neck Until You Cheer Up
I Shot An Arrow In The Air - By R. G. Rhee
I Sing The Praises Of Llamas
I Snatch Kisses, and Vice-Versa!
I Sought The Lord, And He Heard Me, And Delivered Me From All My Fears !!
I Speak -- more truth than you want to hear - M. Muir
I Speak Fish! - Stimpy.
I Still miss my ex-wife.....BUT, My aim is improving!
I Stumped Jackie the Joke Man!
I Swear - T1000
I Swear - T1000
I Swing For The Pitcher  - By D. H. Batter
I TAUGHT MY DUCK TO SAY ".QWK .QWK"
I THINK MAN INVENTED THE CAR by instinct. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988
I THINK THEY SHOULD CONTINUE the policy of not giving a Nobel Prize for paneling. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988
I THINK... therefore I can't be a Socialist!
I THINK...therefore I KNOW!
I THINKtherefore I can't be a Socialist!
I THOUGHT I WAS WRONG O N C E! (but I was mistaken)
I THOUGHT I saw Bill Clinton today, but no, THIS guy had his pants ON!
I THUNK, therefore I AM........OS/2!
I TO as your children wished their grandparents practiced birth control
I TOLD you never to call me! - Kirk, ST:IV
I TRIED to deny it, but they're STILL my people!--Odo
I TRY TO TAKE ONE DAY AT A TIME, but sometimes several days attack me at once
I Take No Prisoners But I Do Take Money!!
I Think - Therefore I Am. --Deep Thought
I Think I know why they're called roach clips,POT
I Think I know why they're called roach clips,POT holder was already taken
I Think I've Got it ....  @@@!$#%  NO CARRIER  --
I Think....therefore I'm OVER QUALIFIED!!!!!!!!!
I Thought I Was A Wit, ......I Was Only HALF Right!
I Thought Sex Was a Pain In The Ass Before I Found Women
I Threw A Beer At Clinton. He Dodged It. No Doubt A Draft
I Trek, therefore I am - Gene Descartes
I Turvived de 60's sith dinor mrain bamage.
I U cn rd ths, U cnt spl wrth sht.
I Used To Believe Heisenberg, Now I'm Not So Sure.
I Used Up All My Sick Days... So I Called In Dead
I Usually operate at a 90  angle to reality
I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD, but...could I take a test sample first?
I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD......but your wallet'll do fine, too!
I WAN' MY INTERLINK!!!!!!!!!!
I WANNA BUY AND SAVE NOW, BABY!! - Opus, Outland
I WANNA SCREAM. I WANNA JUMP FOR JOINT ;)
I WANT DFW_UFO BACK AGAIN!!!   :-<
I WANT IT FREE AND I WANT IT YESTERDAY
I WANT MY BFG 9000! NOW!!! Or a pistol will do.
I WANT ON THE INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY!  Crow T. Robot
I WANT TO BE... A TREE
I WANT TO BE... ALONE
I WANT TO BE... HAPPY
I WANT TO ROTT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANTED TO SEE IF YOU'D COMPLETELY LOST YOUR MIND... - Aahz
I WARNED you about Clinton!!
I WAS AT A PARTY, he added, a shade reproachfully
I WAS BORN FREE...AND FREE I WILL REMAIN!!! -STORM
I WAS a millionaire...mom threw away my baseball cards!
I WAS born at night,      ...But not LAST NIGHT!!!
I WILL be a captain's woman! - Evil Gypsy
I WILL kill him! - Sting
I WILL procrastinate, if I can just get started!
I WILL stop procrastinating.     .     .     .     .     someday
I WOULD go outside, but I don't own a laptop!
I WTFM
I Wanna Be Like You in 2002 on Network Chappelle Television
I Wanna Be Soap-On-A-Rope In Tina Kjrs Shower
I Wanna Be Soap-On-A-Rope In Tina Kjrs Shower
I Wanna Boink Death!
I Wanna Decide Who Lives and Dies. --Crow's Xmas Wish
I Wanna Whip Your Cow
I Want It All and I Want It Delivered... Now !
I Want MY!  I Want MY!  I Want MY Satellite TV!
I Want To Believe -- The X-Files
I Want To Work On Your Smelly Old Cartoon - Ren.
I Want to Help: Abel N. Willin
I Was A Son Of A Buccaneer - By Rich Kidd
I Was A Teenage Teenager
I Was An Atheist Until I Realised I WAS God.
I Was Gonna Be Her Man! An original by Peter Britt!
I Was a Cloakroom Attendant  - By Mahatma Coate
I Wear My Sunglasses At Night
I Will! No I Will! No I Will! .... You both can! - Troi
I Win!: U. Lose
I Wish I Was Dead / I Hung My Head, I Hung My Head (Sting)
I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out of Town
I Wish It Were That Simple For Me
I Wonder What The Big Red Button Does....?
I Work With Diamonds - By Jules Sparkle
I Work with Diamonds:              Jules Sparkle
I Work with Diamonds: Jules Sparkle
I Would Have Writ You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yecch!
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I Wouldn't Take You To A Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win
I Wuv U Guys! - Anthony.
I Wuz Framed!  - By Gil Tee
I Wuz Framed!: Gil Tee
I Wuz Robbed!: Alma Money*
I Xeroxed a mirror.  Now I have an extra Xerox machine.
I Xeroxed my watch.  Now I have time to spare. - SW
I YAM still here
I YELL BECAUSE I CARE !
I Yam Popeye of Borg, Prepare to be Askimiligated
I [] My Cat. I [] My Legislator!!
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [] the Topic Cop
I [] My dog. He [8] the neighbor's Cat
I [] Ventura Publisher!
I [] this Tagline (and it loves me).
I [] My Cat.  Have you done yours??
I [ ] My Cat.  I [ ] My Dog.  (Would you [ ] my ex-wife ?)
I [ ] My Dog. (Would you [.] my ex-wife ?)
I [ ] My Dog. I [ ] My Cat. I [ ] My Cockroaches
I [ ] My Dog. I [ ] My Cat. I [L] My Keyboard.
I [ ] My dog. He [ate] My Cat
I [ ] QEdit!
I [ ] The Lunatic Fringe, the proper asylum for me!
I [ ] my dog. I [ ] my cat. I [!] my girlfriend
I [ ] this Tagline (and it loves me).
I ['d] My Dog. I ['d] My Cat.
I [*] My Dog. I [*] My Cat. I [*] my wife.
I [*] My Dog. I [8] My Cat.
I [.] My Cat.  I [.] My Dog.  (Would you [.] my ex-wife ?)
I [.] My Dog. I [.] My Cat.
I [8] My Dog. I Ran/My Cat.
I [8] NY (burrrpp!) - Godzilla
I [8] Tokyo (burrrpp!) - Godzilla-san
I [8] my dog.  I [8] my cat 2.  YumYum!
I [HEART] MY [DOGHEAD]  - Enigmatic Bumper Sticker
I [] CorelDRAW! v. 2.0!
I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [.] my wife ?)
I [] My Cat. I [] My Legislator!!
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [] My Keyboard
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [] My Keyboard.
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [] the Topic Cop.
I [] My TomCat!.
I [] My dog. He [ate] My Cat.
I [] QEdit!
I [] TheDraw v. 4.0!
I [] Ventura Publisher!
I [] my dog. I [] my cat. I [] my seal.
I [] this Tagline (and it loves me).
I _ _ unemployed conservative politicians
I _DID_ 'RTFM',   it didn't help
I _KNOW_ it was a tornado, Toto, but look at my carpet!
I _LOVE_ my country but I _FEAR_ my government!
I _NEVER_ make misstakes!
I _am_ an FBI agent. - Mulder
I _am_ getting sleepy.  You always do that to me
I _am_ holding still.  I _am_ squirming. - Homer
I _am_ pacing myself, James.                       - Jack
I _am_ the Supreme Being.  I'm not _completely_ dim.
I _can't_ be out of money, I still have a couple of checks.  - my wife
I _can't_ change the laws of physics! - Scotty
I _can't_ even concentrate. - Bashir
I _can't_ sir. There's no way to do it! - Uhura
I _could_ be arguing in my spare time
I _definitely_ need an MMU for my brain
I _do_ sense something unusual. - Troi
I _enjoy_ it!? - Ro Laren
I _had_ to accept. - Ro Laren
I _had_ to do this. One day you'll understand. - Kira
I _hate_ shrinkwrap!
I _knew_ I'd find you! - Nurse Chapel
I _knew_ you'd encourage me. - Troi
I _know_ what you're thinking, but you might be wrong.
I _like_ Quark.
I _love_ Bajoran music!  - Anna Steven
I _really_ don't feel like talking right now. - Ro Laren
I _suppose_ it's possible. - Garak2
I _tried_ to read it, but my cereal box was too gripping.
I _want_ an answer! - Mulder
I _want_ to believe. - Worf
I _was_ decorated on my very _first_ mission... - Dax
I `[1mhave a speech impediment`[0;34m....`[33mmy foot`[34m!!!`[0m
I `desire' you to stop singing!  Tom Servo
I a Popeyus of Borg!  Prepare to be assimiligrated!
I absolutely REFUSE to pay more to have someone else's name on my butt!
I absolutely _LOVE_ cats!!!   When do we eat?
I abstain from wine, women and song; mostly song
I abused my stocks, so they split
I accelerate for cats.
I accept good advice gracefully-- as long as it doesn't interfere with what I intended to do in the first place
I accept reality and dare not question it.  W.Whitman
I accept the universe. -- A Youth
I accept what has happened. - Spock
I accept your apology, @F, but not your explanation
I accept your apology, but NOT your explanation! - Gul Dinar
I accept...the challenge. Kirk
I accidentally ate my own homework
I accidentally drank turpentine ... and got thinner!
I accidentally shrank my tagline in hot water
I ache in the places where I used to play. - L. Cohen
I achieve a lower consciousness.  - - Calvin
I act like a fool on purpose, Limbaugh can't help himself.
I acted to show my love for Jodie Foster.  -- John Hinckley
I actually had an opportunity to _touch_ a plasma field. - Geordi
I actually know very little Yiddish, just a shmata here and there
I actually miss Korean drivers!
I actually saw...automobiles! - Picard
I add 2 more beans. What does that make?  A very small casserole
I add a little excitement and all you do is complain. - Q
I add it to the yeast infections for additional color & flavor!
I added water, the oatmeal still taste odd. Oh, HOT water
I adjusted the brightness, but the msgs are still dumb.
I admire a man who can use a blade
I admire an atheist, that takes a lot of faith.
I admire the person in charge of this organization. He is an artist at saying nothing out of both sides of his face
I admire the wisdom of all the people who come to me for advice
I admire you because I never had the courage it takes to be a liar.
I admire you for standing by your convictions... - Winn
I admit I am powerless over taglines and my life is out of control
I admit I am powerless over taglines and my life is unmanageable
I admit I used Windows once, but I didn't multi-task.
I admit I wrote in COBOL once, but I didn't compile.
I admit difficulty in following this logic. - Archerfish
I admit it - *I* made all the crop circles.
I admit it! I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body!
I admit it's a convoluted way of saying it - Mike
I admit it's a convoluted way of saying it... -- Mike Nelson
I admit it's offbeat, but lets not get hysterical.
I admit it, I tried Christianity, but I didn`t inhale
I admit it, I tried MS-DOS, but I didn't inhale.
I admit it. I steal every tagline I see...except this one.
I admit nothing. I've been trained to resist torture
I admit some of my deduces were wild. - BJ
I admit that I am powerless over fish innards
I admit that the boss made me what I am today - depressed
I admit to a little bias against Republican activities and beliefs.
I admit to being INEPT, INCOMPETENT and INDEBT
I admit, this is strange... even for Mulder - Dana Scully (1x04)
I agree that being thrown to the wolves is tedious, but after 87 years of it my reactions are no longer so vehement . - Bertrand Russell
I agree to disagree.
I agree we can't wait any longer.
I agree with Garak. Lovok
I agree with Scrooge:  Bah, humbug!
I agree with advice from my mother's brother's nephew!
I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life
I agree with that
I agree with you absolutely.  What did you say?
I agree, knowing others is wisdom, knowing yourself? That's not so easy
I agree.   ( message deleted for brevity )
I agree.  So, what are we talking about?
I agree.........attack. - Spock
I agree: we're at war. Riker
I agreed to suspend disbelief, not hang it until it died!
I agreed to suspend my disbelief, not hang it by the neck until dead!
I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit @FROMFIRST@. - Mike McMullin
I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit London. - Werner Von Braun
I aim my warning shots to center of body mass!
I aim to be right....... unfortunately I'm not a very good shot.
I aim to please, and shoot to kill!
I aim to please.   Are you a target?
I aim to please...er...are you a target?
I aimed high once, but then I had to clean the ceiling
I ain't a real cowboy, but I'm one helluva stud.    Jon Voight
I ain't a s-t-p-u-i-d!
I ain't afraid of dying, it's the thought of being dead.
I ain't afraid of those white men, said Cochise bravely.
I ain't barmy! Don't ever call me barmy or I'll nick you-got that?
I ain't been to see my baby...in ninety-nine and one half days.
I ain't broke but I am badly bent.
I ain't broke, just badly bent!
I ain't cheap, but I can be had.
I ain't compaining; I'm expressing my opinion. -RAH
I ain't dead yet, copper!  Crow T. Robot
I ain't eta <g>. I'm just getting better. - Rick Burwell
I ain't ever been to Arizona! - Carl Robinson
I ain't ever had a job. I just always played baseball. - Leroy Robert "Satchel" Paige
I ain't evil; I'm just good-looking
I ain't going out like dat
I ain't gonna cry no more for you.
I ain't gonna get caught up in your game -Coverdale/Page
I ain't got a witness, and I can't prove it.
I ain't got no quarrel with them Viet Congs.  -- Muhammad Ali
I ain't jokin' woman, I got to ramble -Led Zeppelin
I ain't lucky when it comes to love.
I ain't no BEAVER, Sam. But busy? Yeah!
I ain't no angel, but I never felt better.
I ain't no artist but, I know what I like
I ain't no hypocrite, what you see is what you get
I ain't no porcupine, take off your kid gloves
I ain't no schoolboy that you can sacrifice
I ain't nothin' but tired - man I'm just tired and bored of myself. - Bruce Springsteen
I ain't old.  I am CHRONOLOGICALLY AD-VANTAGED!!!!
I ain't playing a game, that I know I can't win.
I ain't seen my baby for 99 and one half days - Hendrix
I ain't talkin' 'bout mine. - Huntress
I ain't what I ought to be and I ain't what I want to be but, thank God, I ain't what I used to be
I ain't working in no lumberyard! - Zorak (SGC2C)
I ain`t broke, but I`m badly bent
I aint dead yet, copper! - Crow to Tom the policeman
I aint nuthin but beer and bones
I allow the world to live as it chooses, and I allow myself to live as I choose
I allus spelz reel gud!
I almost can feel my neck in the guillotine
I almost didn't make it off the surface. Riker
I almost feel in Amber with you around. <Florimel>
I almost felt that. says Death, smiling
I almost forgot what it was to just *>RELAX<*!! Sheridan
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright
I almost hit that car, Tom said recklessly
I almost killed Curzon that day. *Kang*
I almost met Elvis once, but my shovel broke
I almost met Elvis, but the shovel broke!
I almost ran over an angel, he had a nice big fat cigar
I almost saw Elvis but my shovel broke.
I almost saw Elvis last week But my shovel broke
I almost saw Elvis one night, but my shovel broke.
I almost saw Elvis!...  But then my shovel broke
I almost saw Elvis, but the headstone fell on me
I almost saw Elvis, but the shovel broke.
I almost saw Elvis.  Then my shovel broke.
I almost shot a birdie today. It was the four foot put that got me.
I almost stole a tagline! I'm so ashamed!
I almost stole a tagline! It was on my own message!
I almost stole another tagline!  I'm so ashamed!
I almost went crazy.  Would have been a really short trip
I alone am escaped (from the old lady's apartment) to tell thee
I already came, so stop jerking me off
I already have a child, and a wife. - O'Brien
I already have that info... no big deal...(well... hmn
I already have that info... no big deal...(well... hmn... no comment...)
I already have that infono big deal(wellhmmno comment)
I already knew you hated it. Shut up. - Troi
I already know I'm paranoid.  The question is, am I paranoid enough?
I already know I'm paranoid. Am I paranoid enough?
I already know you hated it, shut up. - D.Troi
I already paid that fine / registration / ticket
I already showed you how to do that, Tom said tautly.
I already tried that. --Ivanova.
I also have a Klingon battle cruiser for off-road driving
I also heard they love their Yamok sauce. - Nog
I also like my tagline file
I also like my tagline file><
I also love to confuse people by sending out different messages
I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic contrafribularities. -BA2
I also recall the phrase, 'Damn those ice-peasants.'
I always "Take A Penny" and I never "Leave A Penny."  So there !
I always believed ham came from pigs. What's this about Yaesu? A Pig?
I always bring a special caddy when I play with one guy. He's got the same blood type I am just in case
I always buy my camping gear in December, for now is the WINTER OF
I always carry a flame thrower around, just in case.
I always carry one for emergencies
I always carry water balloons in my car so I can toss them out the sunroof to discourage tailgaters
I always check the "Native American" box.  I was born in Florida.
I always check the "Native American" box.  I was born in Florida.
I always check the "Native American" box; I was born in Pennsylvania.
I always check the "Native Australian" box.  I was born in Sydney.
I always consider it a good day when nobody murders me.
I always cry after sex, I think it's the Mace.
I always cry after sex, but it's probably just the pepper gas
I always cry after sex. I think it's all the mace.
I always cry at the movies -- have you seen the price of the candy bars?
I always cry at weddings
I always cry at weddings, especially my own
I always cry during sex. I think it's the Mace
I always did like climbing trees
I always did like climbing trees, is this genetic?
I always did like climbing trees, would it be genetic by any chance?
I always did like climbing trees. Do you think it could be genetic?
I always do what the little voices say
I always down my Folger's crystals with Jolt Pop.
I always eat at McDonald's, said Tom archly.
I always fear unloaded rifles.  They used to smash heads with them
I always fear unloaded rifles...they smash heads with them....-Lec
I always feel guilty after eating Jewish food
I always fill out my tax returns in hexadecimal!
I always fill out my tax returns in roman numerals
I always forgive a dead enemy
I always gagged on that silver spoon.    Orson Welles
I always get an A - Wesley
I always get angry when I read about profit taking in the stock market--because I know whose profit they're taking
I always get my muckin words fuddled
I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.
I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.    Marilyn Monroe
I always get the last word"Yes, dear"
I always go by the book. - Klinger. Wearing dresses?! - Radar
I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human. -- David Bowie
I always had a thing about the French. Paris
I always have coffee when I look at the radar. - Dark Helmet
I always have fun because I'm out of my mind!!!
I always have lots of month left at the end of the money!
I always have parts left over when working on my car!
I always have to get the damn door - Tom
I always have to get the damn door...  Tom Servo
I always have too much month left at the end of my money.
I always hit the nail right on the thumb.
I always hoped I'd die with a smile on my face...no chance. - D.H.II
I always investigate Quark. - Odo
I always invite people to their own self destruction.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see snake . . . which I also keep handy. - W. C. Fields
I always knew I could live without you....That's a lie.
I always knew there was something wierd about you, MacLeod. - Charlie
I always knew you were in a fog!
I always laugh at the wrong time.  At my own funeral
I always leave the room when the talk gets philosophical.  - Calvin
I always left _before_ the intimidation began. - Neelix
I always lie
I always lie.  In fact, I'm lying to you right now!
I always like to show the proper... gratitude. -- Tom Servo
I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
I always liked my husband's mother-in-law better than mine.
I always liked pointing. - SanDeE
I always listen to what you have to say. - Richard Franklin
I always look like this before I kill somebody
I always look well when I'm near death. - Greta Garbo
I always loved that face -- Dr. Soong
I always miss the good parties - Tom on girl in lingerie
I always need a hug just when you need to scream at me
I always operated under the assumption that plants are good. - Tick
I always pass on good advice.  It is the only thing to do with it. It is never any good to oneself. -- Oscar Wilde, "An Ideal Husband"
I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it.  It is never of any use to oneself. - Oscar Wilde
I always picture myself walking around and jumping up and down every time I do something
I always pray to St. Ignatius, said Tom loyally.
I always prefer masochism to sliced bread
I always remove tags just to see if they will catch me
I always respect pretty girls in form-fitting sweaters
I always roar, when I Have nothing to say. F.W. Robertson
I always said God was against art and I still believe it. - Edward Elgar
I always said he'd come to no good in the end your honor -Pink Floyd
I always say beauty is only sin deep. -- Saki, "Reginald's Choir Treat"
I always say, keep a diary and some day it'll keep you. - Mae West
I always seem to like Doctors... - Sherry Holley
I always suspect an artist who is successful before he is dead. - John Murray Gibbon
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon.. and a shot of tequila
I always take life with a grain of salt.. with lemon slice and tequila.
I always take the same thing for lunch -- about two hours
I always tell the truth.  Even if I have to lie to do it.
I always tell the truth. That last statement was a lie.
I always thank the dinosaurs for a plentiful supply of 10W30. It may
I always thank the dinosaurs for a plentiful supply of 10W30. It may seem selfish, but they were going to die anyway
I always thought 'Teddie' was underwear
I always thought Desade didn't go far enough. - arifel
I always thought GST meant Great Sex Time!!
I always thought I'd have a crack at this chair one day. Riker
I always thought PMS meant puttin up with Men's Sh*t!
I always thought Spock was a bit of a pirate at heart. McCoy
I always thought Starfleet had a lot to learn from ME, Captain. - Ro
I always thought he was a WYSE man
I always thought it was Ann Marg-Rock - Mike
I always thought it was Ann Marg-Rock... -- Mike Nelson
I always thought that if I were popular I must be doing something wrong. - Suzanne Vega
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken. - Yogi Berra
I always try to count my blessings, but I'm no good at fractions.
I always try to do things in chronological order
I always use Windows to run my comm softwae+PS>>a+N.-]m NO CARRIER
I always use tasteful words - I may have to eat them
I always use the goodest English.
I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock. - Barry Venison, ITV
I always wake up at the crack of ice. -- Joe E. Lewis
I always want the last word, an this is it PEACE!
I always wantd 2B something.I wish I'd been more specific
I always wanted a peg-leg - Mulder (3x22)
I always wanted a pet god!
I always wanted a transvestite cat. - Anna Steven
I always wanted to be a procrastinator!
I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I kept putting it off.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. - Lily Tomlin
I always wanted to be something, I wish I'd been more specific.
I always watch my grammer; sintax and speling.
I always watch my speling, sintax, grammer & pointuation.
I always watch my speling; sintax and grammer.
I always watch my speling; sintax, grammer and pointuation.
I always wear fur.  I have a cat.
I always wear real fur - the cat sleeps on the laundry!
I always wear real fur.  My cat sleeps on my laundry.
I always wear real fur....the cats sleeps on the laundry!
I always win.  It's in my contract -- Kirk
I always win.  It's in my contract -- William Shatner
I always win. It's in my contract. -- Kirk
I always wondered if dogs landed on their feet too... Fido never did like heights after that
I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. - Lily Tomlin
I always wondered"Why isn't Palindrome one?"
I always worry when I am on the side of the majority   ;)
I always... I always wanted to be... a LUMBERJACK!- Monty Python
I am   ۳ݳݳ  --  Welcome to our NEW AGE
I am  Fluff.  Fluff of the  mountain
I am  Wil Wheaton of Borg... Waaaaahhhhh is *VERY* relavant.
I am  not programmed to respond in that area
I am  woman, therefore I am sensitive
I am  ޺۳ݳݳ -- Welcome to our NEW AGE
I am #tofirst@ of Borg, and you are irrelevant
I am <not> gaining weight! said Riker emphatically
I am * sure* I will hear from you shortly.
I am *.QWK of Borg.  Sleep is irrelevant.
I am *NOT* a Tagline! ... Ok, so I'm a tagline; sue me.
I am *NOT* lazy, I'm Motivationally Challenged.
I am *STILL* proud that I earned my Eagle rank.
I am *down*. In the Engineering Room. Kevin Riley
I am *not* a Borg, by Jean Locu... um, that's *Luc* Picard.
I am *not* a Sysop.  R. Nixon, 1974.
I am *not* a mad scientist, I'm an eccentric engineer
I am *not* a number - I am a free man!
I am *not* bringing that mountain over here! - Mohammed
I am *not* gay. But if I was gay I'd do something about those drapes!
I am *not* in denial. - arifel
I am *not* submissive! . . . (to Bashir) Am I? - Imaginary Dax
I am *not* your cheese steak!  Mike Nelson
I am *so* a virgin! I'm just not very good at it
I am -NOT- illiterate.  I know who my parents are!
I am ... Kirk ... James T ... I will ... help ... you.
I am ... the Black Angel, Chaos Bringer I AM POWER!! Phoenix
I am ......... Kirkus, .............. of Borg
I am .qwk of Borg.  Sleep is irrelevant
I am 007 of Borg: You will be shaken, not assimilated.
I am 18 years old and from Rosmalen.
I am 3PO of Borg, And it's all your fault, R2!
I am 86 of Borg.  You will be...wait, my shoe is ringing.
I am 99.99999512% sure PGP doesn't use any floating point. - P. Zimmer
I am @F Sanchez Villa Lobos @L, and I'm at your service
I am @F of Borg, and you are irrelevant
I am @F of Borg. Prepare to be... oooh, Taglines
I am @F of the Clan @L. - @F
I am @FN@ Sanchez Villa Lobos @LN@, and I'm at your service
I am @FN@ of Borg. What is this thing called pizza?
I am @N of Borg. Prepare to be... oooh, Taglines
I am @N@ of the Clan @LN@. - @N@
I am @TO of Borg, and you are irrelevant
I am @TO@ of the Clan @TOLAST@. -- @TO@
I am @TOFIRST@ Sanchez Villa Lobos @TOLAST@, and I'm at your service
I am ADD of Borg. Resistance is futile, er, um,
I am AKANE of Borg.  Eat my cooking, digestion is futile!
I am AMIGA of Borg! (The only unsupported Borg!)
I am Abom. SnowBorg: We will hug u and squeeze u and name u George.
I am Ace of Borg you will be assimilated forget that where is my nitro nine?
I am Ackbar of Borg. We can't repel Assimilation of that magnitude
I am Adolph of Borg. You will be assim.. Whoa, FERRENGI!
I am Adric of Borg...(SPLAT)
I am Affair of Borg, prepare to be assignated.
I am Agassi of Borg, Before assimilating you...does my hair look ok?
I am Agassi of Borg: Assimilation is everything.
I am Agassi of Borg: Before I assimilate you, is my hair okay?
I am Ahnold of Borg. You girly-men will be assimilated.
I am Ahnold of Borg. You whimpering girly-fellows vil be assimilated.
I am Ahnold of Borg:  You girly-men will be assimilated.
I am Ahnoold of Borg. You weempering gurly-fellows vil be assimilated.
I am Ahrnold of Borg. Hasta l'ahssimilation, baby!
I am Akane of Borg. Eat my cooking, resistance is futile!
I am Al Bundy of Borg, Do I hafta assimilate ya tonight, Peg?
I am Al Bundy of Borg.  Aw, Peg, I assimilated you last month!
I am Al Bundy of Borg.  Do I have to assimulate ya NOW Peg?
I am Al Bundy of Borg. Do I hafta assimilate ya now, Peg?
I am Al Bundy of Borg. Do I have to assimilate ya NOW Peg?
I am Al Bundy of Borg:  We will *not* assimilate!
I am Al Bundy of Borg: Do I hafta assimilate ya tonight, Peg?
I am Al Calavicci of Borg. Fashion sense is irrelevant
I am Al Calavicci of Borg. Your babes will be assimilated.
I am Al Gore of Borg. I am irrelevant. I have been assimilated.
I am Al of Borg, Aw, Peg, I assimilated you last year!
I am Al of Borg.  Aww, Peg, I don't want to assimilate you.
I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year..
I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I don't wanna assimilate you.
I am Alex Sanders of Borg. My grandmother told me to assimilate you.
I am Alex Trebek of Borg.  The answer is irrelevant
I am Alex Trebek of Borg.  What is irelevant?
I am Alf of Borg: All cats will be assimilated.
I am Alfred E. Neuman of Borg. What, me assimilate?
I am Alka SeltzBorg: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOOOOLE thing!
I am Alvin of Borg, Dave is irrelevant
I am Alzheimer of Borg!  Prepare to... uh... er
I am Alzheimer's of Borg, prepare to be... uhm.. uhm.. I am
I am Amiga of Borg, It takes a while to assimilate
I am AmigaDos of Borg, Prepare for software failure
I am Andrew_Dice_Clay of Borg, Why don't you go assimilate yourself!
I am Andy Rooney of Borg.  You ever wonder WHY resistance is futile?
I am Andy Rooney of Borg. Ever wonder why resistance is f
I am Andy Rooney of Borg. You will be annoyed!
I am Andy Rooney of Borg: Ever wonder WHY resistance is futile?
I am Andy Rooney of Borg: Why is every assimilation the SAME OLD THING
I am Andy Rooney of Borg: You ever wonder WHY resistance is futile?
I am Apollo.       "And I am the Czar of old Russia."  Chekov
I am Apollo. I have chosen you. Apollo to Palamas
I am Apollo. [*] Chekov: And I am the Czar of old Russia.
I am Apu of Borg, Prepare to be assimilated and have a nice day!
I am Apu of Borg. Would you care for some Assimilation Squishies?
I am Apu of Kwik-E-Borg.  Be assimilated and Thank You, Come Again!
I am Apu of Kwik-E-Borg. Be assmiliated and have a free squishie.
I am Apu of Kwik-E-Borg. You will be assimilated... come again!
I am Apu of Kwik-E-Borg: Be assimilated and have a free squishie.
I am Archie Bunker of Borg: You will be assimilated, Meathead.
I am Archie of Borg, You will be assimilated, meathead!
I am Archie of Borg, Your will be da first one 'similated, meathead!
I am Archie of Borg. You will be assimilated, meathead!
I am Archie of Borg. Your will be da first one 'similated, meathead!
I am Archie of Borg. Youse will be assimilated, meathead!
I am Aretha Franklin of Borg: R E S P E C T is irrelevant
I am Arkwright of Borg. You will be Ass...Ass...Ass... SHOT Granville!
I am Arnold Scwharzenegger of Borg. Prepare to be assim...assimil...terminated!
I am Arnold of Borg, Hasta l'ahssimilation, baby!
I am Arrowroot, son of Arrowshirt
I am Art Bell of Borg.  On the wildcard line, you are assimilated.
I am Arthur Dent of Borg.  What, no tea?
I am Arthur Dent of Borg.  Your tea will be assimilated.
I am Asimov of Borg: The Three Laws of Assimilation
I am Astro of Borg, Rerare ro re arrimirated
I am Atog of Borg: Resistance is futile. Your Artifacts will be eaten
I am Aussie of Borg: I have come to assimilate your lager!
I am Avon of Borg, I don't trust anyone I haven't assimilated
I am B'Elanna of... ARRRGHHH!!! <SMASH> <CRASH>
I am BART of the Borg: Resistance is useless, you WILL eat my shorts!
I am BBS of Borg. Messages are irrelevant.
I am BCSUTI of Borg.  Messages will be assim..assim..assim
I am BCSUTI of Borg.  Messages will be assimilated badly
I am BOB of Borg.  I'll assimilate you with my death bag!
I am Babawa Wawtuhs of Boag; Pwepeah to be assimiwated
I am Baby Bop of Borg: Resistance is useless, you will say OOOOOOO!
I am Bajoran Maquis of Borg. I will assimilate more than your nose.
I am Baldar of Borg: We will assimilate mass quantities!
I am Baltar of Borg. The Galactica must be assimilated!
I am Bam Bam of Borg: BAM, BAM, BAMBAM ASSIMILATION, BAMM!
I am Barclay of Borg, Prepare to be assimilated..If..That's all right
I am Barclay of Borg, Prepare to be assimilated..if that's OK
I am Barclay of Borg.  Prepare to be assimiated..  if tha
I am Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated if that's all right.
I am Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated.. if that's
I am Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated..If..That's all right.
I am Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated..if that's OK...
I am Barclay of Borg: er... uh.. um, Resistance is er, futile...um, er
I am Bariel of Borg. Kira is irrelevant. Stasis is futile, Doctor.
I am Barker of Borg: You will come on down.
I am Barney of Borg ..."I assimilate you, you assimilate me..."
I am Barney of Borg, Prepare to be nauseated
I am Barney of Borg, Sesame Street is Irrevelant.
I am Barney of Borg, You will be Baby Bopped now
I am Barney of Borg-You will be nauseated.
I am Barney of Borg.   Are you gunna finish that beer...AAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRPPP!
I am Barney of Borg.  Being assimilated is fun!
I am Barney of Borg.  Big Bird will be assimilated!
I am Barney of Borg.  I love you, and you love me
I am Barney of Borg.  Prepare to beUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!!
I am Barney of Borg.  Sesame Street is irrelevant.
I am Barney of Borg.  Sesame Street will be assimilated.
I am Barney of Borg.  Today we learned how to assimilate!
I am Barney of Borg.  Today we learned that resistance is useless
I am Barney of Borg.  You will be nauseated.
I am Barney of Borg.  Your 2 year old will be assimilated.
I am Barney of Borg.  Your children will be assimilated.
I am Barney of Borg. Assimilation is Irrelevant. You WILL be Loved
I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun!
I am Barney of Borg. Big Bird will be assimilated!
I am Barney of Borg. I assimilate you, you assimilate me...
I am Barney of Borg. I love you, and you love me.
I am Barney of Borg. Nyuk Nyuk I love assimilation
I am Barney of Borg. Prepare to blow chow.
I am Barney of Borg. Sesame Street is irrelevant.
I am Barney of Borg. Sesame Street will be assimilated.
I am Barney of Borg. You and your beer will be as<BELCH<!
I am Barney of Borg. You will be Baby Bopped now.
I am Barney of Borg. You will be assimilated because I love you.
I am Barney of Borg. You will be nauseated.
I am Barney of Borg..."I assimilate you, you assimlate me..."
I am Barney of Borg......Sesame Street is irrelevant
I am Barney of Borg....Big Bird is irrelevant!
I am Barney of Borg...I assimilate you, you assimilate me...
I am Barney of Borg...Sesame Street will be assimilated.
I am Barney of Borg:  Sesame Street is irrelevant
I am Barney of Borg:  Today we learned that resistance is useless.
I am Barney of Borg: Being assimilated is fun!
I am Barney of Borg: Big Bird is irrelevant!
I am Barney of Borg: I assimilate you, you assimilate me...
I am Barney of Borg: I assimilate you; you love me!
I am Barney of Borg: I love you You love me We're a happy Borg entity.
I am Barney of Borg: I love you, and you love me.
I am Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. We're a happy Borg
I am Barney of Borg: Prepare to be loved
I am Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will buy my toys.
I am Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will love me.
I am Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless, you will buy my videos
I am Barney of Borg: Sesame Street will be assimilated!
I am Barney of Borg: Today we learn resistance is futile!
I am Barney of Borg: You and your beer will be as <BELCH>!
I am Barney of Borg: You loving me is irrelevant!
I am Barney of Borg: You will be UUUUUUUUURPPP!
I am Barney of Borg: You will be assimilated because I love you.
I am Barney of Borg: You will be nauseated.
I am Barney of Borg:Today we learn resistance is futile!
I am Barney the Borg....Big Bird is irrelevant!
I am Barney the Borg....Sesame Street will be assimilated!
I am Barney the Borg....you loving me is irrelevant!
I am Barney the Borg: Big Bird is irrelevant!
I am Barney the Borg: Sesame Street will be assimilated!
I am Barney the Borg: You loving me is irrelevant!
I am Barney the BorgSesame Street will be assimilated
I am Barney the Borgyou loving me is irrelevant!
I am Barney! Will you be my **CHOMP** <-- Barney meets Velociraptor!
I am Barnum of Borg, There's one assimililated every minute
I am Barny of Borg.    Nyuk Nyuk  I love assimilation.
I am Barry Norman of Borg - Prepare to be assimilated.. And why not
I am Bart Of Borg: Prepare To Eat My Shorts, Man.
I am Bart Simpson of Borg, Who the heck are you?
I am Bart Simpson of Borg. Your shorts will be assimilated.
I am Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you? --Bart Simpson.
I am Bart of BORG. Resistance is uselessyou WILL eat my shorts!
I am Bart of Borg - who the hell are you?
I am Bart of Borg, Who the heck are you?
I am Bart of Borg, assimilate my shorts!
I am Bart of Borg.  Eating is irrelevant.  Shorts are irrelevant.
I am Bart of Borg.  Prepare to be assimilated, Man!
I am Bart of Borg.  Resistance is futile...you *will* eat my shorts!
I am Bart of Borg.  Who the hell are you?
I am Bart of Borg. Assimilate my shorts, dude!
I am Bart of Borg. Don't assimilate a cow, man!
I am Bart of Borg. Eating is irrelevant. Shorts are irr
I am Bart of Borg. Eating is irrelevant...Shorts are irrelevant. Ok?
I am Bart of Borg. Prepare to assimilate my shorts.
I am Bart of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Man!
I am Bart of Borg. Resistance is futile. You WILL eat my shorts.
I am Bart of Borg. Resistance is futile...you *will* eat
I am Bart of Borg. Who the hell are you?
I am Bart of Borg. Who the hell have I assimilated?
I am Bart of Borg.... Prepare to eat my shorts!
I am Bart of Borg: Assimilate my shorts, dude!
I am Bart of Borg: Don't assimilate a cow, man!
I am Bart of Borg: Eat my asmelliated shorts!
I am Bart of Borg: Eating is irrelevant. Shorts are irrelevant.
I am Bart of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, Man!
I am Bart of Borg: Resistance is useless... you WILL eat my shorts!
I am Bart of Borg; Who the hell are you?
I am Bart, of Borg. Having a cow is irrelevant. Eating my shorts is useless. You will be assimilated
I am Barteekus of Borg: Resistance is futile ,dude.
I am Barticus of Borg.  Resistance is futile, You will eat my shorts.
I am Basford of Borg, Your sheep will be assimilated
I am Bass-O-Matic-O-Borg: You shall be sliced and diced.
I am Batman of Borg, you will be assimilated, foul fiend
I am Batman of Borg:  It's the cube right?  Chicks dig the cube
I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is a scientific impossibility.
I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is scientifically irrelevant.
I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is scientifically unfeasible.
I am Beavis & Butthead of Borg, Resistance sucks!
I am Beavis and Butt-head of Borg. Resistance sucks! <heh, heh>
I am Beavis of Borg - Resistance sucks! Heh heh...heh heh...
I am Beavis of Borg - This cyborg stuff is cool!
I am Beavis of Borg!  Assimilation is COOL, heh-heh, heh-heh
I am Beavis of Borg, Assimilation is cool, huh huh huh
I am Beavis of Borg, Resistance sucks heh heh he heh.
I am Beavis of Borg, huh huh huh huh assimilation is cool
I am Beavis of Borg, prepare to be uh..uh..huh, huh, huh
I am Beavis of Borg.  Assimilation is COOL!  hehe  hehe  hehehe
I am Beavis of Borg.  Assimilation is cool.  Hehe Hehe.
I am Beavis of Borg.  Assimilation's COOL!  Yeah!  Hehehe
I am Beavis of Borg.  Resistance sucks!  Heh heheh heh he
I am Beavis of Borg.  Resistance, like uh... sucks <heh heh-heh-heh>!
I am Beavis of Borg.  Umm-umm-mmm  Yeah-right-cool Butthead.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is COOL! hehe hehe hehehe.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is COOL, huh huh huh huh
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool. Heh-heh.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool. huh uh mmm huh huh huh
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation's COOL! Hehe Huhuhuh.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation's cool. Heh heh! hehe
I am Beavis of Borg. Resistance sucks! Heh heheh heh he.
I am Beavis of Borg. Resistance, like uh... sucks <heh heh-heh-heh>!
I am Beavis of Borg. Umm-umm-mmm Yeah-right-cool Butthead.
I am Beavis of Borg:  You said *Ass*imilate. Um-umm-umm-mm-umm.
I am Beavis, a Borg. Assimilation is cool. Heh-heh
I am Beeblebrox of Borg.  Resistance is... Whoa!  Babes!
I am Beeblebrox of Borg. Resistance is futile. You wil--Whoa, babes!
I am Beeblebrox of Borg. Resistance is... Whoa! Babes!
I am Beldar of Borg.  We will assimilate mass quantities
I am Beldar of Borg. We will assimilate mass quantities from France.
I am Beldar, I read QWK Packets, Lets eat Consumables.
I am Ben of Borg: I sense something... something irrelevant.
I am Ben-Wa of Borg - I will assimilate your Tribbles.
I am Ben-Wa of Borg - your Tribbles will be assimilated.
I am Bene Gesserit of Borg: Fear is irrelevant.
I am Berman of Borg Plots are irrelevant...
I am Berman of Borg. The Original Series is irrelevant.
I am Berman of Borg. Your real name is irrelevant.
I am Berman of Borg...  Plots are irrelevant...
I am Berman of Borg: From this point onward TNG will service..us.
I am Berman of Borg: Plots are irrelevant.
I am Berman of Borg: Real names are irrelevant.
I am Berman of BorgPlots are irrelevant
I am Bester of Borg: Be assimilating you
I am Betazoid, hear me empathize! -Troi
I am Bettencourt of Borg, You shall be humbled
I am Bettman of Borg. Assimilation will be postponed without a CBA.
I am Bettman of Borg: We will assimilate the NHLPA!
I am Bevis of Borg, huh huh huh huh assimilation is cool
I am Biker Bitch of Borg.  Kiss my assimilator!
I am Bilbo of Borg, The assimilation goes ever on
I am Bilbo_Baggens of Borg, Alas, the assimilation goes ever onward
I am Bill D. Cat of Borg: Prepare to be Ack! Thbbpt! imilated!
I am Bill D. Cat of Borg: You will be Ack! Thbbpt! imilated!
I am Bill D. Catt of Borg: Prepare to be Ack!Thbbpt!imilated!
I am Bill D. Catt of Borg: You will be Ack!Thbbpt!imilated!
I am Bill Gates of Borg. Competition is futile
I am Bill Gates of Borg. From this day forward you will finance...us
I am Bill Gates of Borg. Patents are irrelevant; copyrights are also.
I am Bill Gates of Borg. Prepare to be (hehe) upgraded
I am Bill Gates of Borg. Your money will be assimilated.
I am Bill of Borg. You will use Windows. Resistance is futile
I am Bill the Cat of Borg. You will be ass--<Acckk! Thbbbpt!>--imilated!
I am Billary of Borg, Haircuts are irrelevant
I am Billy Carter of Borg: We have come to assimilate your lager!
I am Billy-Bob Leopold of Borg. My parents really hated me
I am Bin Laden of Borg: You will be anthraxinated
I am Bisexual of Borg; gender is irrelevant
I am Bjorn Borg. Stop making fun of my name, dangit!
I am Bjorn Borg. Tennis is irrelevant
I am Bjorn Borg. You Trekkies stop laughing!
I am Bjorn Borg: Tennis is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of Borg, We will be back to face you at Wimbledon!
I am Bjorn of Borg, We will be back to face you at Wimbledon!!  --- borrowed from the Crouton Generation
I am Bjorn of Borg, Wimbledon is <FIRST SERVICE!> <ahem> irrelevant
I am Bjorn of Borg, prepare for a tennis simulation
I am Bjorn of Borg-prepare to be served
I am Bjorn of Borg.  Wimbledon is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of Borg.  You will be ACE-IMILATED!
I am Bjorn of Borg. Prepare your tennis balls for assimilation.
I am Bjorn of Borg. Tennis is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of Borg. Tennis, anyone?
I am Bjorn of Borg. Wimbledon is <FIRST SERVICE!> <ahem> irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of Borg. Wimbledon is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of Borg. Wimbledon will be assimilated.
I am Bjorn of Borg. You will be ACE-IMILATED!
I am Bjorn of Borg...Resistance is futile, I am top seed!
I am Bjorn of Borg: Prepare to be served
I am Bjorn of Borg: Tennis is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of the Borg: Wimbledon is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn, of Borg.
I am Blanka of Borg: Mom must be assimilated.
I am Blofeld of Borg, You will be assimilated, Mr. Bond
I am BloodGas of Borg -- your arterial blood will be assimilated.
I am Blue Wave of Borg.  Your tagline has been assimilated.
I am Bo Pilgrim of Borg. W'jes won't 'similate a fat, yella chick'n
I am Bob Barker of Borg. C'mon down and be assimilated.
I am Bob Barker of Borg. You will come on down.
I am Bob Hawke of Borg.  By 1990 all children will be assimilated.
I am Bob Stump of Borg ... Truth is irrelevant.
I am Bob Vila of Borg: I will repair rooms for 1,000,000 assimilations
I am Bob Vila of Borg: This Old House is irrelevant.
I am Bob Vila of Borg: This Old House will be assimilated.
I am Bob Vila of Borg: Welcome to This Old Assimilation.
I am BobBarker of Borg, Please have your pet spayed or assimilated
I am Bob_Barker of Borg, reminding you to have your pet assimilated.
I am Bobbit of Borg. Only part of me was assimilated.
I am Bobby of Borg, You resistin' me?  Are you resistin' me?
I am Boberg of Borg, Registation is useless
I am Bogart of Borg. You will be ashimilated, shweethaht.
I am Bond.  James Bond.  Of Borg.  You will be shaken, not stirred.
I am Bones of Borg, He's assimilated, Jim
I am Bones of Borg.  I'm an assimilater, not a doctor
I am Bones of Borg: He's assimilated, Jim.
I am Bored of Borg.  The subject is irrelavent.
I am Borg ****************, who are you?
I am Borg of Borg.  Redundancy is irrelevant.
I am Borg of Borg. You shall be confused.
I am Borg of Borg: Redundancy is irrelevant.
I am Borg of Borg: You shall be confused.
I am Borg of Data. Contraction is irrelevant.
I am Borg of God; you WILL assimilate ME! [smile].
I am Borg the Cat.  Aack!  Thpbpth!
I am Borg the Gates. Aack! Thpbpth! Hardware is irrelevant
I am Borg ۳ݳݳ, who are you?
I am Borg, James of Borg
I am Borg, James of Borg...
I am Borg.  You killed my collective.  Prepare to die
I am Borg. James Borg
I am Borg. James Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Miss MoneyPenny
I am Borg. James Borg. Vodka Martini, Gin is irrelevant
I am Borg. You are Borg. They are Borg. Everyone is Borg!
I am Borg... James Borg.  007 has been assimilated.
I am Borg... James Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Miss MoneyPenny.
I am Borg: Absorbing is irrelevant you will be assimilated.
I am BorgJames Borg.  007 has been assimilated.
I am Borgapopa: Clickety click, assimilate-a-trick.
I am Borgs Bunny.  What's assimilation, Doc?
I am Borgs Bunny. What's assimilated?
I am Boris Badenov of Borg.  We will assimilate moose & squirrel!
I am Boris of Borg, vill azzimilate moose und sqvirrel.
I am Boris of Borg.  Moose and squirrel are irrelevant
I am Boris of Borg.  We will assimilate moose & squirrel!
I am Boris of Borg.  Will assimilate Moose and Squirrel.
I am Boris of Borg. Hokay... now ve assimilate moose and sqvirrel!
I am Boris of Borg. Moose and squirrel are irrelevant.
I am Boris of Borg. We will assimilate moose & squirrel!
I am Boris of Borg: Vill azzimilate moose und sqvirrel.
I am Borland of Borg, Prepare to be Quattroprolated
I am Bounty of Borg.......you will be absorbed
I am Bounty of Borg...prepare to be absorbed
I am Brain of Borg.  Tonight, we will assimilate the world!
I am Brain of Borg. After we take over the world, you will be assimilated!
I am Brain of Borg. Tonight, we will assimilate the world!
I am Brain of Borg. When I take over the world, you will be assimilated!
I am Breblebox of Borg, Prepare to be assim---Whoa!  Babes!
I am Brecher of Borg. You shall be net mailed.
I am Britney Spears of Borg: Justin Timberlake is EXTREMELY irrelevant!
I am Britney Spears of Borg: Oops!  I assimilated it again!
I am Brubeck of Borg, Prepare to take five
I am Brubeck of Borg, Prepare to take five
I am Brubeck of Borg, Prepare to take five
I am Bubba of Borg, Uh, are y'all fixin' to be assimilated, or what?
I am Bubba of Borg.  Y'all fixin' to be assimilated
I am Bubba of Borg. Uh, are y'all fixin' to be assimilated, or what?
I am Bubba of Borg. Y'all fixin' to be assimilated.
I am Bubba of Borg: Prepare your beer to be assimilated.
I am Bubba of Borg: Y'all fixin' to be assimilated.
I am Bud of Borg, Can I assimilate you, please, just once
I am Buddha of Borg, Resistance is suffering. Suffering is futile
I am Buddha of the Borg. You will be, and you will not be assimilated
I am Buffalo Bob of Borg: What time is it? Assimilation time.
I am Buffy of Borg.  Prepare to be, like, TOTALLY assimilated
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg, What's up Collective?
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg.  Carrots are Irrelevant!
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg.  Prepares tos bees askimilatred.
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg.  What's up, Collective?
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. Nyah, what's up collective?
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. Prepares tos bees askimilatred.
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up Collective?
I am BugsBunny of Borg, Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... What's up, collective?
I am Buhweet of Borg.  Wha dub addimilated mean?
I am Bullsh*t of Borg ... prepare to be inundated.
I am Bullwinkle of Borg.  Prepare to be pulled out of my hat.
I am Bundy of Borg, NO!! ... I swear I will not assimilate you, Peg!
I am Bundy of Borg.  No, I won't assimilate you, Peg!!!!!
I am Bundy of Borg. NO! ... I swear I will not assimilate you, Peg!
I am Bundy of Borg. No, I won't assimilate you, Peg!
I am Bunker of Boig.  Prepare to be assumptiated, meathead!
I am Bunny of Borg. Yeeeeehh...What's assimilating, Doc?
I am Bunny of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated!
I am Bunny of Borg: 'What's up' is irrelevant, Doc. Assimilate carrots
I am Burns of Borg, Smithers!  Assimilate them!
I am Bush of Borg. Resistance is not good. Not not not!
I am Bush of Borg...oh, the assimilation thing
I am Bush of Borg...the economy is irrelevant.
I am Bush of Borg:  Prepare for "that assimilation thing".
I am Bush of Borg: Read my lips...NO NEW ASSIMILATIONS!
I am Bush of Borg: Read my lips...Resistance is futile.
I am Bush of Borg: The economy is irrelevant.
I am Bush of borg, read my lips: you will be assimilated
I am Butt-Head of Borg. Resistance SUCKS! Huh huhhuh huh
I am Butt-Head of Borg: Prepare to be, uh, ass imilated
I am ButtHead of Borg. Duh-Uh, Resistance sucks
I am ButtHead of Borg. Resistance sucks, duh-huh-huh.
I am Buttercup of Borg: But Wesley, you were assimilated!
I am Butthead of Borg, Assimilation sucks!
I am Butthead of Borg, resistance like sucks.  Ehuh Ehuh
I am Butthead of Borg, you're gonna be, like, assimililated, huh huh
I am Butthead of Borg.  Resistance like sucks
I am Butthead of Borg.  Uh-huh-huh-huh Assimilation's cool
I am Butthead of Borg. Assimilation is, like... uh... totally cool!
I am Butthead of Borg. Assimilation is...uh...cool! he he
I am Butthead of Borg. Assimilation sucks! huh huh huh
I am Butthead of Borg. Huh-huh-huh-huh, resistance sucks!
I am Butthead of Borg. Uh-huh-huh-huh Assimilation's cool
I am Butthead of Borg: Prepare to be, uh, ass imilated.
I am Butthead of Borg: Resistance SUCKS.
I am Butthead, a Borg. Duh-Uh, Resistance sucks.
I am Buttons of Borg, Saving Mindy is irrelevant
I am Buzz Lightyear! I come in peace! - Buzz Lightyear
I am C-3P0 of Borg: Master Luke! We will all be Assimilated! Oh, my!
I am C-Ko of Borg. Eat this food, resistance if futile
I am C3PO of Borg: And it's all your fault, R2!
I am Caesar of Borg.  Veni, vidi, assimilation.
I am Caffeine of Borg, Sleep is irrelevant
I am Cage of Borg.  Coolness is irrelevent.  Jumping is futile.
I am Caine.  I will......help....you. - Kwai Chang Caine
I am Cajun of Borg... All Crawfish will be Assimilated.
I am Callahan of Borg.  Go ahead... resist us
I am Cameron Borg. You will be assimilated into the Daddo family.
I am Campus of Borg: We must resist even though resistance is useless.
I am Canadian Because I eat Shreddies, not Wheaties.
I am Canadian Because I think "Slap Shot" is high art cinema.
I am Canadian Because ice makes me happy, not worried about driving.
I am Canadian Because.... I can play road hockey in my skates.
I am Canadian Because.... I can see a puck!!!
I am Canadian Because.... I drink beer and eat TimBits.
I am Canadian Because....I can play hockey on REAL ice.
I am Canadian Because....I can pronounce SASKATCHEWAN.
I am Canadian Because....I can wear my ice skates to school.
I am Canadian Because....I don't know what "catsup" is.....
I am Canadian Because....I don't pay for Health Care.
I am Canadian Because....I don't shave during hockey playoffs.
I am Canadian Because....I excel at winter braking techniques.
I am Canadian Because....I have Canadian Tire Money in my wallet.
I am Canadian Because....I know Medicine Hat is a place, not a thing.
I am Canadian Because....I know how to spell COLOUR!!!
I am Canadian Because....I know that "eh" is more than just a letter.
I am Canadian Because....I like colour coded money.
I am Canadian Because....I participated in Participaction!
I am Canadian Because....I pay taxes, and BOY DO I PAY TAXES!!!!
I am Canadian Because....I play "HOCKEY", not "HACKEY".
I am Canadian Because....I say "Inuit", NOT "Eskimo".
I am Canadian Because....I've seen every episode of SCTV.
I am Canadian so I think KD and Bacon are staples.
I am Canadian so I use my snowblower year round.
I am Captain Peacock of Borg.   Are you being assimilated?
I am Carl of Borg, Macross has been assimilated
I am Carnegie of Borg. Win Friends and Assimilate People.
I am Carson of Borg, Hah! This is soooo futile <'how futile is it?'>
I am Carson of Borg: How futile is it?
I am Carter of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, ya'll!
I am Cartman of Borg. I will assimilate your cheezy poofs!
I am Cat (from Red Dwarf) of Borg: I gonna assimilate you little
I am Cat of BORG! Resistance if futile, your lap will be assimilated
I am Cat of Borg.  We will assimilate your shiney things.
I am Cat of Borg. Prepare to be pounced upon
I am Cat of Borg. We will assimilate your laps
I am Cat of Borg: I gonna assimilate you little fishy.
I am Cat of Borg: I think I'll assimilate ... myself!
I am Cat, hear me roar, I am too big to be ignored. -- Garfield
I am Cat.  Do you believe it, the Borg want me to assimilate them!
I am Cat. The world is my toy
I am Catwoman, hear me roar - Helen Reddy (NOT!)
I am Catwoman, hear me roar! - Catwoman, BATMAN RETURNS
I am Catwoman, hear me roar! --Catwoman (Batman Returns)
I am Catwoman.  Hear me roar
I am Chakotay of Borg.  Does anyone I assimilate work for me?
I am Chakotay of Borg. It's been a really bad day assimilating!
I am Chaotic Evil!  Prepare to die, fools! -- Grond the Anti-Paladin
I am Charlemagne of Borg...Resistance is feudal
I am Checkov of Borg: Shall I assimilate that wessel, keptin?
I am Cheese of Limburger, you will be asmelliated.
I am Chekhov of Borg: Shall I assimilate that wessel, keptin?
I am Chekhov of Borg: We will assimalte your Wessel!
I am Chevy Chase of Borg - and I hate your guts
I am Chevy Chase of Borg, and you're not!
I am Chewbacca of Borg- Waugh Yayyyaaaya Auuughghghghg
I am Chewbacca of Borg. You will be awroomilated.
I am Chewbacca of Borg. You will be awrrrrooooooooommmmmmmmmmilated.
I am Chewbacca of Borg: RRWARARRHHG!
I am Chewbacca of Borg: You will be awroomilated.
I am Chewie of Borg.  You will be awroomilated.
I am Chief Higgins of BorgATF. Prepare to be incinerated.
I am Chief Higgins of BorgATF. Your religion is irrelevant.
I am Christopher Robin of Borg.  You sit here and assimilate Piglet
I am Churchill of Borg. We shall assimilate them on the beaches
I am Clampett of Borg, We'doggies is irrelevant
I am Clark of Borg. Civil rights are irrelevant
I am Clinton of Borg -- Resistance is Taxable.
I am Clinton of Borg!  Prepare to be. . .Ooooooo!  Babes!
I am Clinton of Borg!  Prepare to be...OOooooo! McDonalds!
I am Clinton of Borg!  Prepare to beOOoooooo!  Bimbos!!!!
I am Clinton of Borg!  Prepare to. . .Ooo! Nice skirt, baby!
I am Clinton of Borg, Hillary says resistance is futile!
I am Clinton of Borg, We assimilate all money
I am Clinton of Borg, Your freedom of speech will be assimilated!
I am Clinton of Borg, resistance is taxable!
I am Clinton of Borg, your money will be assimilated
I am Clinton of Borg.  Campaign promises are irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Hillary says resistance is futile!
I am Clinton of Borg.  Inhaling is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare to be Disarmed and then Socialized
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare to be Taxed.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare to be ass-tax-ulated.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare to be......well, maybe
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare to be...OOOOOHHHH! McDonalds!
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare to have your wallet assimi
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare your money for assimilatiom
I am Clinton of Borg.  Resistance is taxable!
I am Clinton of Borg.  Truth is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg.  You may or may not be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Your income will be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Your pain is irrevant.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Your paycheck will be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Assimilation of Perot is relevant
I am Clinton of Borg. Campaign promises are irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. Freedom is irrelevant
I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary has told me that resistance is futile!
I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is futile!
I am Clinton of Borg. Inhaling is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. Monica Lewinsky is irrelevant. You will be impeached
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be Politically Irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be Taxed.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be ass-tax-ulated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be......well, maybe....
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be......well, maybe.___ Blue Wave/Q
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be...OOOOOHHHH! McDonalds!
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be...Ooooooo, Babes!
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be...well, maybe...
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to have your wallet assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to see me make a fool of myself.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to...Ooo! Nice skirt, baby!
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare your money for assimilation.
I am Clinton of Borg. Resist, and I will flee to Canada
I am Clinton of Borg. Resistance is taxable!
I am Clinton of Borg. Resistance will not be futile
I am Clinton of Borg. Truth is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. You may or may not be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. You will be assimila... BIG MACS!!
I am Clinton of Borg. You will not be inhaled.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your earnings ill be assimilated
I am Clinton of Borg. Your income is now assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your pain is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your paycheck will be assimilated!
I am Clinton of Borg. your money will be assilimated
I am Clinton of Borg...I never said you'd be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg...inhaling is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg...my wife will assimilate you!
I am Clinton of Borg...your paycheck will be assimilated!
I am Clinton of Borg: Assimilation of Perot is relevant.
I am Clinton of Borg: Grab your ankles to be ass-emulated
I am Clinton of Borg: Hillary says resistance is futile!
I am Clinton of Borg: Inhaling is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be Politically Correct
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be Taxed.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be confused.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to have your money assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to see me make a fool of myself.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare your money for assimilation.
I am Clinton of Borg: Tax increases are irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg: Your pain is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg: Your paycheck will be assimilated!
I am Clinton of Borg: Your wages will be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg: resistance is taxable!
I am Clinton of Borg; your pay will be assimilated
I am Clinton of the Borg: Prepare to be Politically Correct.
I am Clintonof tBorg. Your earnings ill  be  ssimilated
I am Cobain of Borg.  Everything is futile. <BLAM!!>
I am Colgate of Borg. You will be assimilated like liquid into chalk
I am Colin of Borg, but I'm really more of an assimilator
I am Com Port of Borg... you will be asynchronous!.
I am Common-of-Borg; chase cards are irrelevant!
I am Computer of Borg.  Prepare to be incinerated
I am Computer! I stand between Sylvia and housework!
I am Conan of Borg.  Can you define assimilation?
I am Connor McCleod of the clan McCleod. I am immortal and cannot die
I am Cookie Borg: Me assimilate cookie!
I am Cool Hand of Borg. What we have here is a failure to assimilate
I am CopyCat of Borg, Your tagline will be assimilated!
I am Cornholio. Are you threatening  me?
I am Cortese of Borg: It's our way, right away.
I am Crackers of Borg:  Corporate Crime-Fighting IS relevant!
I am CrocoBorg Dundee:  Assimilate another shrimp on the barbie!
I am CrocoBorg Dundee: G'day mate! Assimilate another shrimp on the barb
I am Cronkite of Borg: The Way It Is is irrelevant.
I am Crow of Borg.  You're irrevalent.  Bite me!
I am Crowely of Borg, You will be Initiatied
I am Cthulhu of Borg, and you are in some SERIOUS trouble.
I am Cullen of Borg. M-O-O-N, that spells Assimilate, laws, yes
I am Curly of Borg.  Resistance is futile, woo woo woo
I am Curly of Borg.  Resistance is futile.  Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
I am Curly of Borg. Resistance and assimilation is Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!
I am Curly of Borg. Resistance is futile, woo woo woo
I am Curly of Borg. Resistance is futile. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
I am Cy of Borg. Reality is irrelevant
I am Cyrano Jones of Borg, Want to buy a borg Tribble?
I am Cyrus of Borg, You will be achy breaky assimilated
I am Cyrus of Borg, Your acky breaky heart is irrelevant
I am Cyrus of Borg. You will be achy breaky assimilated.
I am Cyrus of Borg. Your achy breaky heart is irrelevant.
I am DDB of Borg: Assimilation, while nice, is not on topic.
I am DDB of Borg: Your Arguments are Futile. Your Topic is Irrelevant.
I am DIC of Borg. Resistance is futile, SM will be mutilated
I am DM of Borg: Confusion is irrelevant.
I am DONNA the Enchanter, but you can call me DONNA
I am DOS of Borg!  Prepare... oops, out of memory!
I am DOS of Borg.  Prepare to-- oops... out of memory!
I am DOS of Borg.  Prepare...oops, out of memory!
I am DOS of Borg. Your sanity will be assimilated.
I am Daddy of Borg. Bedtime! Resistance is futile!
I am Daffy Duck of BORG. We will assimilate your Egos!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg -- resistance is dithpicable!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg. Yooooouuuuurrrrrr Dethpicably Irrelevant !
I am Daffy Duck of Borg:  Yooourrrr'e Irrelevant!!!!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg: Resistance is dithpicable!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg: Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg: Yooourrrr'e Irrelevant!
I am Daffy of Borg.  Prepare to be athimilated.
I am Daffy of Borg.  Yoooouuuu'rreeee irrelevant!
I am Daffy of Borg. OH NO YOU DON'T!...Assimilate when you get home!
I am Daffy of Borg. Prepare to be athimilated.
I am Daffy of Borg: What do you mean =we= will?
I am Daffy of Borg: You - You - Yooourrrr'e Irrelevant!
I am Dahli Llama of Borg, You Will be, and you will not be
I am Dahlmer of Borg, prepare to be mutilated.
I am Dalak of Borg. AS-SIM-MI-LATE! AS-SIM-MI-LATE!
I am Dalek of Borg.  Davros is irrelevant
I am Dalek of Borg. Assimilate! Assimilate!
I am Dalek of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be as-si-mi-la-ted.
I am Dalek of Borg. Resistance is useless. You will be exterminated.
I am Dalek of Borg: AS-SI-MI-LATE! AS-SI-MI-LATE!
I am Dalek of Borg: As-si-mi-late.
I am Dalek of Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be as-si-mi-la-ted.
I am Dalek of Borg: Resistance is useless. You will be exterminated.
I am Dalek of Borg: We obey.
I am Dalek of Borg: You will be EXTERMINATED!
I am Dan Quayle of Borg... potatoe is irrelevant.
I am Dan Quayle of Borge, spellinge is irrellevante.
I am Dan Quayle of borg"potatoe" is irrelavant
I am Dan Welch of Borg. Prepare to be... oooh, Taglines
I am Dan of Borg, I can't assimilate all these taglines!
I am Dan of Borg.. Grammar checker is irrelevant!!
I am Dangerfield of Borg, Respect is irrelevant
I am DarkWing Speedbump - DarkWing Duck
I am Darth Vader of Borg, The FORCE is Irrelevant
I am Darth Vader of Borg- You will be assimilated. It is your desssssstiny
I am Darth Vader of Borg. The Force has been assimilated
I am Dasef of Borg. You will be assim.. Whoa! a TOLL FTR!
I am Data of Borg, Assimilation is intriguing
I am Data of Borg.    Picard-"Not Again!"
I am Data of Borg.  Never the less, you will be assimilated.
I am Data of Borg. I assimilated the kiddleys, diddle I?
I am David Johnson of Borg, Please assimilate me
I am David Myers of Borg. You will be assi.. oooh, LDs!
I am Davros of Borg, You will be EXTER-eh-ASSIMILATED!!!!
I am Dax of Borg, My slug has been assimilated
I am Deanna of Borg. I sense you wish me to assimilate you
I am Death of Borg. You will be assimilated into the Sunless Lands
I am Death, and I here-by declare you to be living impaired. --Death.
I am Death, destroyer of worlds. I have come for you..opps, wrong person
I am Debbie Hisle of Borg.  You will resist, I hope
I am Deiter of Borg. Now is the time on Sprockets when we assimilate
I am Deiter, and I wilkommen you to SPROCKETS!!
I am Delenn of Borg: Resistance is not required, only assimilation
I am Delirium of Borg...uh...where's my doggie?...guess he got assimilated
I am Delors of euroborg, prepare to be assimilated, I mean federated
I am Demntel of Borg. You get assimilated ... but wait there's more!
I am Democrat-poor, with a Republican's sex life.
I am Demolition Man of Borg. Seashells are irrelelvant.
I am Demonic Hordes of Borg: Your lands will be assimilated.
I am Demtel of Borg. You will be assimilatedBut WAIT! There's More!
I am Dennis the Menace of Borg: Hello,  Wilson. Resistance is futile.
I am Dentist of Borg: Assimilation will only hurt for a moment.
I am Descartes of Borg - I assimilate, therefore I am.
I am Descartes of Borg.  Prepare to be.
I am Descartes of Borg. I assimilate, therefore I am.
I am Descartes of Borg. Prepare to be.
I am Descartes of Borg:  I assimilate, therefore I am
I am Descartes of Borg: Prepare to be.
I am Descartes of Borg: We assimilate. Therefore we are.
I am Devo of Borg: We are not men....We are Borg.
I am Dex of Borg. Babes will be Moderated.
I am Dex of Borg. My opinions are irrelevant.
I am Dexter of Borg. You will be... Deedee, get out of my Lab!
I am DiC of Borg. Resistance is futile, Sailor Moon will be mutilated
I am Diamond of Borg: Song Sung Borg, Everyone's assimilated.
I am Dino of Borg, prepare to be fossilized.
I am Dirty Harry of Borg,Resistance is useless..Go ahead, make our day
I am Dirty Harry of Borg.  Did I assimilate 6 people or only 5?
I am Dirty Harry of Borg.  Go ahead Resist us...
I am Dirty Harry of Borg.  Go ahead, assimilate my day!
I am Dirty Harry of Borg.  Go ahead...  Resist us
I am Dirty Harry of Borg.  Make my day...resist us!
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Did I assimilate 6 people or only 5..Well?
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead, assimilate my day!
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead...resist us, punk!
I am Dirty Pair vs the Borg: Fault is irrelevant. *BAROOOOOOM* OOps.
I am DirtyHarry of Borg, Go ahead and resist us, punk. Make our day
I am Disney of Borg.  Prepare to be reanimated.
I am Doc Zimmerman of Borg.  Your simulation will be assimilated
I am Doc Zimmerman of Borg. You have a lovely assimilation.
I am Doc Zimmerman of Borg. Your assimilation is not on file.
I am Doctor Borg. Your T.A.R.D.I.S. will be assimilated!
I am Dolby of Borg: They blinded me with irrelevance.
I am Dole of Borg, Prepare to be filibustered
I am Donahue of Borg. Anything seedy or tacky will be assimilated
I am Donahue of Borg. Go ahead and assimilate, caller...  You there?
I am Donahue of Borg: Assimilating in the 90's: the ugly truth.
I am Donahue of Borg: Go ahead and assimilate, caller
I am Dorothy of Borg, Kansas is irrelevant
I am Dot Warner of Borg, Isn't assimilation CUTE?
I am Dot of Borg, and being cute is irrelevant.
I am Dot of Borg.  Call me Dotty, and you will be assimilated!!
I am Dot of Borg.  Calling me Dotty is futile.
I am Dot of Borg.  Isn't assimilation CUTE?
I am Dot of Borg. Call me Dotty, and you will be ASSIMILATED!!
I am Dot of Borg. Calling me Dotty is futile.
I am Dot of Borg...Cuteness is *NOT* Irrevelant!
I am Doug McKinze of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, eh.
I am Dr Who of Borg. Your Jelly Babies will be assimilated
I am Dr. Dean Adell of Borg.  Studies show you will be assimilated
I am Dr. Jack KeBORGian - let me help you assimilate yourself
I am Dr. Ruth of Borg: Penis size is irrelevant.
I am Dr. Smith of Borg. Prepare to be...Oh the pain, the pain!
I am Dracula of Borg. I never assimulate wine.
I am Dracula of Borg. Your blood will be assimulated.
I am Dracula.   I bid you welcome.    Bela Lugosi
I am Draganis of Borg: Trills are irrelevant.
I am Droopy of Borg, You know what? You're about to be assimilated
I am Drunk of Borg, resistance is floor tile.
I am Drunk of Borg. Reluctance is both floor tile and our elephant
I am Drunk of Borg. Resistance is floor tile.
I am Drunk of Borg. Resultance is floor tile. Prepare to be 'simmed!
I am Drunk of Borg:  Resillance is floor tile.  Wanna be 'sim'late
I am Drunk of Borg: Resistance is floor tile.
I am Drunkard of Borg, Resiliance is Floor Tile, Wanna be sim'lated?
I am Drunkard of Borg, resistance is floor tile
I am Drunkard of Borg. Resistance is floor tile. Wanna be sim'lated?
I am Drunkard of Borg. Resultance is floor tile.
I am Dude of Borg!  Prepare to be... Whoa!  Babes!!!
I am Dugite of Borg. Prepare your Bandicoots for assimilation
I am Duncan MacLeod of Borg. Remember that name when I take your head.
I am Duncan Macleod of the clan Macleod and you are dead! - DM
I am Duncan McLeod of the clan McLeod... and you're dead!
I am Duncan Mcleod of Borg. There can be only Borg.
I am Duncon MacLeod of the clan Macleaod... here's my card.
I am Dundee of CrocoBorg: G'day mate! Assimilate another shrimp on the b
I am Dvorak of Keyborg. Resistance is Qwerty.
I am Dyslexia of Borg,  Prepare to have your ass laminated.
I am Dyslexic of Borg - Your ass will be laminated
I am Dyslexic of Borg. You will be ass-laminated
I am Dyslexic of Gorb ... puree to be estimated
I am Dyslexsic of Borg,  Prepare to have your ass laminated
I am E. Honda of Borg: All desserts must be assimilated.
I am E.T. of Borg, Home is irrelevant
I am ECHO of FIDO, your BBS is irrelevant, prepare to be assimilated
I am EVIL Homer!  I am EVIL Homer! - Homer
I am Earl Schieb of Borg: I'll assimilate any car for $79.95!
I am Eastwood of Borg.  Do you feel assimilated, PUNK???
I am Eastwood of Borg. You're thinking, "Did he assimilate 5, or 6?"
I am Eastwood of Borg: Resistance is futile, punk.
I am Echo of FIDOBorg: BBS is irrelevant. Prepare to be assimilated.
I am Eclectic Wicca...prepare your Deities for Assimilation!!!!!
I am Ed McMahan of Borg, You may already be assimilated!
I am Ed McMahon of Borg... telling you YOU may already be assimilated!
I am Ed McMahon of Borg: You may already be assimlated.
I am EdMcMahon of Borg...telling you YOU may already be assimilated!
I am Eddie Murphy of Borg. Prepare to be @$$#%!+%#@
I am Eddie Murphy of Borg. Prepare to be @$$#%!+%#@ Edsil Murphy
I am Eddie_Murphy of Borg, Prepare to be #$$#%!+%#@, ya jive-sucker!
I am Edison Carter of Borg and what I want to assimilate is
I am Edna Kraboppel of Borg: What do you say we...assimilate?
I am Eek! of Borg: All little creatures should be assimilated.
I am Eek! of Borg: Gee, isn't it swell when people are assimilated?
I am Eek! of Borg: It never hurts to be assimilated.
I am Eeyore of Borg. Nobody wants me to assimilate them
I am Elaine of Borg. You are not Borgworthy. You will not be assimilated
I am Elders of Borg: A planned and wanted assimilation.
I am Electrician of Borg Resistance Is Useless! (If  -  1 ohm)
I am Electrician of Borg. Resistance is futile if less than 1 ohm.
I am Electrocutus of Borg - resistance is currently futile
I am Elemental Augury of Borg: Your library will become Futile
I am Eliza of Borg, How does assimilation make you feel?
I am Elizabeth II of Borg : We are not amused by that assimilation.
I am Elma Fudd of Bowg.  Pwepawe to be Assimiwated.
I am Elmer Fudd of Borg.  That waskally wabbit got me assimiwated!
I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Pwepare to be Assimiwated.
I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is Yusewess. Pwepawe to be Assimiwated
I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess. huh huh huh huh!
I am Elmer Fudd of Bowg.  Pwepare to be assimiwated
I am Elmer Fudd, Millionaire.  I own a mansion and a yacht
I am Elmer of Borg, be vewy quiet, I'm assimilating wabbits.
I am Elmer of Borg.  Wesistence is usewess... huhuhuhuhuh
I am Elmer of Borg:  Pwepare to be assimiwated
I am Elmer of Borg: Wesistance is usewess huh huh huh huh
I am Elmew of Bowg.  Pwepawe to be assimiwlated.  Huh-huh-huh-huh.
I am Elmira of Borg, We will hug you and squeeze you and love you
I am Elmyra of Borg.  We will assimilate you squeeze you and love you
I am Elmyra of Borg. We will hug you and squeeze you and love you...
I am Elmyra of Borg: We will hug you and squeeze you and
I am Elric of Borg.  You will be assimilated into Stormbringer
I am Elvis of Borg (thankaverymuch). Assimilate me, tender...Assi
I am Elvis of Borg. Thank you... Thank you very much
I am Elvis of Borg. You will be assimilated. Thank ya very much
I am Elvis of Borg: "Assimilate me, tender"
I am Elvis of Borg: Assimilate me...tender...
I am Elvis of Borg: Your jelly doughnuts will be assimilated.
I am Emory of Borg... Prepare to be filed!
I am Emperor of Borg: Now, young Jedi. You..Will..Be..Assimilated. ZAP
I am Energizer of Borg. You will be assimilated, & assimilated, &
I am Engel of Borg. prepare to read my thoughts.
I am Enoch king & charismatic leader of the dog people
I am Enock, King and charismatic leader of the dog-people. ARF! ARF!
I am Enzyme of Borg, prepare to be invigorated.
I am Epimenides of Borg. All Borg are irrelevant.
I am Ernest Angley of Borg, Prepare to be HHHEEAAALLED!
I am Ernest of Borg 9...prepare to be torpedoed.
I am Ernest of Borg, Hey, Vern. Resistance is futile, knowhatahmean?
I am Ernest of Borg. Hey, Vern. Resistance is futile.
I am Ernest of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, know whut I mean?
I am Ernest of Borg: I'm gonna assimilate ya, Vern. Know whut I mean?
I am Ernest of Borgnine.  Prepare to be assassinated
I am Ernie of Borg, Pull my finger
I am Ewmew of Bowg. Pwepawe to be assimiwated, wabbit!
I am Excel of Borg. You will see your finances being assimilated in 3D
I am Expert of Borg, prepare to endure the authoritative.
I am FLUFF
I am Feminist of Borg. Male resistance is futile!
I am Ferengi of Borg. Your money will be assimilated.
I am Ferret of Borg.  We will assimilate your shiny things.
I am Flanders of Borg. Prepare to be assimilly-limilly-lated
I am Flatulence of Borg!  Pull my finger!
I am Flatulous of Borg...Pull my finger
I am Flatulus of BORG, pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg, Hear me roar!
I am Flatulus of Borg, Prepare to be asphyxiated
I am Flatulus of Borg, You shall be asphixiated
I am Flatulus of Borg, prepare to pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg.  Pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg.  You will be asphixiated.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Come and prepare to pull my finger
I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to be asphixiated
I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to suffer
I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to suffer. ... I am Flatulus of Borg.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Someone press 7, please?
I am Flatulus of Borg. You shall be asphyxiated.
I am Flatulus of Borg. You will pull my finger. Resistance is futile.
I am Flatulus of Borg:  Here me ROAR!
I am Flatulus of Borg: Here (and smell) me ROAR!
I am Flatulus of Borg: Here me ROAR!
I am Flatulus of Borg: Prepare to be asphyxiated.
I am Flatulus of Borg: Prepare to pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg: Prepare to suffer.
I am Flatulus of Borg: Pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg: Someone press 7, please?
I am Flatulus of Borg: You shall be asphyxiated.
I am Flinstone of Borg. You will be yabbadabbassimilated.
I am Flintstone of Borg.  YABBA-DABBAssimilate DOO!
I am Flintstone of Borg.  You will be assimilated.  Yabba
I am Flintstone of Borg.  You will be assimilated.  Yabba, dabba, doo.
I am Flintstone of Borg.  You will be yabbadabbasimilated
I am Flintstone of Borg. YABBA-DABBA Assimilate DOO!
I am Flintstone of Borg. You will be assimilated. Yabba, dabba, doo.
I am Flintstone of Borg. You will be yabbadabbasimilated.
I am Fluff Of The Mountain!
I am Foghorn of Borg.  Boy, I said, boy... prepare to be assimilated.
I am Foghorn of Borg. Prepare--I say Prepare to be assimilated, son!
I am Fonzie of Borg. Your Cool will be assimilated
I am Ford of Borg: "At the Collective, Assimilation is Job #1."
I am Forest Gump of Borg: Assimilation is like a box of chocolates
I am Forrest Gump of Borg. Resistance is like a box of chocolates
I am Forrest Gump of Borg: Assimilation is like a box of chocolates.
I am Fourth Doctor of Borg.  Your jelly babies will be assimilated.
I am Fractio de Borg, prepare to be bifurcated.
I am Frank Sinatra of Borg. You will be assimilated my way.
I am Frank Thomas of Borg: I'm the big Borg.
I am Frau Blucher
I am Frazier of Borg. My GOD! I've been assimilated!
I am Fred Flintstone of Borg: Assimilation? Yabbadabbado.
I am Fred Rogers of Borg, It's..a..beautiful day in the Collective
I am Fred of Borg, YABBA-DABBAssimilate DOO!
I am Fred of PCBorg.  You will be assimilated
I am Freddie Mercury of Borg. We Will We Will assimilate you
I am French, sir, not Swiss. Data to Clemens
I am French.  Why do you think I have this /outrageous/ accent?
I am Freud of Borg. What does this cube remind you of?
I am Frodo of Borg: Your cakes and ale will be assimilated.
I am Frog Of Borg: You Will Be Crunched!
I am Fudd of Borg!  Pwepawe to be assimiwated!!!
I am Fudd of Borg, Prepare to be Assimiwated
I am Fudd of Borg, Wesistance is usewess!
I am Fudd of Borg.  Pwepare to be assimiwated.
I am Fudd of Borg.  Wesistance is usewess!
I am Fudd of Borg.  Wesistance is wusewess.  Huh-huh-huh-huh-hut!
I am Fudd of Borg.  Wesistence is usewess.
I am Fudd of Borg. Allwight... Pwepare to be assimiwated <hehehehe>.
I am Fudd of Borg. Be vewwy quiet. I'm assimiwating a wace
I am Fudd of Borg. Prepare to be Assimiwated
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is Yusewess. Huh-huh-hut!
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess!
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess, huh huh huh
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess.
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is wusewess. Huh-huh-huh-huh-hut!
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesitance is futile
I am Fudd of Borg:  Be vewy quiet.  I'm assimiwatin'wabbits.
I am Fudd of Borg: "Wesistance is wusewess.  huh huh huh hut!"
I am Fudd of Borg: Be vewwy quiet. I'm assimiwatin' a wabbit.
I am Fudd of Borg: Pwepare to be assimiwated.
I am Fudd of Borg: Resistance is usewess!
I am Fudd of Borg: Wesistance is usewess huh huh huh huh
I am Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is fewtile.
I am Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is wusewess. Pwepawe to be Assimiwated
I am Fudd of the BORG! Pwepare to be assimiwated!
I am Fundie Borg: You must believe the Bible to be assimilated.
I am Fundie of Borg, you will be assimilated. Because God said so!
I am Fundie of Borg: You must believe to be an assimilated again Borg.
I am Futon of Borg, You will be assimilated then become a couch
I am G'Kar of Borg. I like my new eye
I am G. Roddenbery of Borg: This time, you =will= be assimilated.
I am GOD in here!
I am GOD of Borg: There WILL be light.
I am GRAPHCAT of Borg--Your Clipart will be assimilated
I am Gadget of Borg. Go-go Gadget assimilation!
I am Gaia's Son, may She be honoured by all Her children!
I am Galagher of Borg,  your WaterMelon will be assimilated.
I am Galagher of Borg..Your watermellon will be assimilated
I am Galron of Borg:  Honor is Irrelevant
I am Galron of Borg:  Lursa & B'Etor are Irrelevant
I am Gamin of Borg. My opinions are irrelevant.
I am Gandalf, and Gandalf means ME. - Gandalf
I am Gardener of Borg, Resistance is fertile
I am Gardener of Borg. Prepare to be Cultivated!
I am Gardener of Borg. Resistance is fertile.
I am Gardner of Borg. You are an Initiate. Prepare to be purified.
I am Garfield of Borg - Furballs are irrelevant..<HACK>..
I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant
I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant..<HACK>.
I am Garfield of Borg -Your Lasagna will be assimilated
I am Garfield of Borg, Lasagna is irrelevent
I am Garfield of Borg.  Got any lasagna I can assimilate?
I am Garfield of Borg.  Hairballs are irrelevent...<HACK>
I am Garfield of Borg. Assimilation -- big fat hairy deal.
I am Garfield of Borg. Furballs are irrelevant. <HACK>
I am Garfield of Borg. Hairballs are irrelevant.. - HACK -
I am Garfield of Borg. Hairballs are irrelevant..<HACK>..
I am Garfield of Borg. Lasagna is irrelevant
I am Garfield of Borg: Hairballs are irrelevant <HACK>...
I am Garfield of Borg: Hairballs are irrelevant ... May the great galactic kitten always purr you to sleep
I am Garfield of Borg: Hairballs are irrelivant
I am Garfield of Borg: Lasagna will be assimilated
I am Garth of Borg. Resistance is usel...whoa! Babes!
I am Gary Caplan of Borg, Prepare to be... oooh, taglines!
I am Gary Larson of Borg. Prepare your cows for assimilation.
I am Gates of Borg - Speed is irrelevant!
I am Gates of Borg, We will assimilate you in 1994.  No, '
I am Gates of Borg.    Merger is inevitable.
I am Gates of Borg.  Prepare to be as%^&%%$ [GPF]
I am Gates of Borg. Assimilation early beta in 4th qtr '9
I am Gates of Borg. Merger is inevitable
I am Gates of Borg. OEMs will be assimilated
I am Gates of Borg. Prepare to be delayed
I am Gates of Borg. Speed is irrelevant!
I am Gates of Borg. Your harddrive will be assimilated
I am Gates of Borg...OS/2 users will be assimilated
I am Geordi of Borg.  I still can't get any women.
I am George Bush of Borg. Read my lips, No New Assimilations!
I am George Bush of Borg..READ MY LIPS - NO NEW ASSIMULAT
I am George Bush of Borg: Read my lips...Resistance is futile.
I am George Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be sampled.
I am George Clinton of Borg: Prepare to turn this mutha out!
I am Georgebush of Borg.  No New Assimilations!
I am Georgebush of Borg.  No New Assimilations!
I am Georgebush of Borg.  No New Assimilations!
I am Geraldo of Borg, Next, brothers who assimilate sisters.
I am Geraldo of Borg. The Unassimilated--Fact/Fiction? Next!
I am Geraldo of Borg: Next brothers who assimilate sisters.
I am Geraldo of Borg: The Unassimilated--Fact/Fiction? Next!
I am Gillian Taylforth of Borg: Resistance is Mrmphglgl!!
I am Gilligan of Borg.  Escape from the island is futile.
I am Gilligan of Borg.  Rescue is irrelevant.
I am Gilligan of Borg. Escape from the island is futile
I am Gilligan of Borg. Intelligence is irrelevant
I am Gilligan of Borg. Prepare to be .... Skipper!
I am Gilligan of Borg. Rescue is irrelevant.
I am Gilligan of Borg. Rescue is irrelevant. Escape from island futile
I am Gilligan of Borg. What now Skipper?
I am Gilligan of Borg. Your coconut cream pies will be assimilated
I am Gilligan of Borg: Escape Hello all!
I am Gilligan of Borg: Escape from the island is futile.
I am Gilligan of Borg: Prepare to be ... Skipper!
I am Gilligan of Borg: Rescue is irrelevant.
I am Gingrich of Borg. Your health care system will be assimilated
I am Ginsu of Borg.  You will be assimilated...but WAIT! There's MORE!
I am Ginsu of Borg. You WILL be ASSIMILATED, but wait! That's not all!
I am Ginsu of Borg. You shall be amputated
I am Ginsu of Borg. You shall be amputated. But Wait!
I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's MORE!
I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated, but Wait, theres MORE!
I am Ginsu of Borg.You shall be amputated. But Wait!
I am Ginsu of Borg: You will be assimilated...but WAIT! There's MORE!
I am Ginzu of Borg, You shall be amputated. But Wait! That's not all!
I am Ginzu of Borg. You shall be amputated. But Wait!
I am Ginzu of Borg. You shall be amputated. But Wait! That's not all!
I am Gollum of Borg.  Ressissstance is futile, my precioussss.
I am Gollum of Borg. Bagginses will be assimilated, my precioussss
I am Gollum of Borg. Resssissstance isss futile, eh...me preciousss?
I am Gomer of Borg - Gollleee...prepare to be assimi.... SHAZAM!
I am Gomer of Borg!  Golly we are gonna assimilate ya!
I am Gomer of Borg: Gooooooooooolly, you will be assimilated.
I am Goober of Borg: Prepare to be...Hi, Sarge!
I am Goro of Borg.  My looks are irrelevent.  Arm wrestling is futile.
I am Goro of Borg.  Resistance is futile.  Your head is irrelevent.
I am Goro of Borg. My looks are irrelevant. Arm wrestling is futile
I am Goro of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your head is irrelevant
I am Grammy of Borg. And the assimilation goes to
I am Gray.  I stand between the candle and the star
I am Greaseman of Borg, Prepare to be shpeckled!
I am Grey.  I stand between the candle and the star - Delenn.
I am Groucho of Borg.  Say the secret word and you'll be assimilated
I am Groucho of Borg.  That's the silliest thing I ever assimilated
I am Groucho of Borg. Say the secret word and be assimilated
I am Groucho of Borg. That is the silliest thing I ever assimilated!
I am Groucho of Borg: Say the secret woid and be assimilated.
I am Guccione of Borg: Olivia will be assimilated.
I am Guile of Borg: M.Bison must be assimilated.
I am Gul Evek. - Gul Evek
I am Gumby dammit, G*U*M*B*Y.
I am Gumby of Borg, dammit!
I am Gump of Borg,your life will be no longer like a box of chocolates
I am Gushi of Borg. Mouthwash is irrelevant. Your nose will be assimilated
I am HAL of Borg, Stop Dave... and prepare to be assimilated
I am HAL of Borg. Stop Dave. I'm suppose to do all the assimilating!
I am HERE... Wish you were FINE. (Stolen)
I am HOMER of BORG.  Prepare to be...  OOOOhhh  Do-Nuts
I am HOMER of BORG. Prepare to be - OOOOOOh, donuts!
I am HOMER of BORG. You will be assim...OOOH, DOUGHNUTS!
I am HOPELESS of Borg, I come to assimilate your TAGLINES
I am Hacker of Borg.  Your taglines will be assimilated.
I am Hagunnenon of Borg... never mind, I'm a sofa now!
I am Hamlet of Borg! Prepare to be, or not to be
I am Hamlet of Borg. Prepare To Suffer Slings and Arrows
I am Hamlet of Borg. Prepare to be ... or not to be
I am Hamlet of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be assimilated.
I am Hamlet of Borg. To be or not to be is irrelevant.
I am Hamlet of Borg. You will be.. or not to be
I am Hamlet of Borg...You are to be, or not to be, assimilated
I am Hamlet of Borg: To assimilate, or not to assimilate
I am Hamlet, Prince of Borg, Prepare to be...or not to be
I am Hammer of Borg.  Too legit to assimilate.
I am Hammer of Borg. 2 Legit 2 Assimilate.
I am Hammer of Borg. Too legit to assimilate.
I am Han Solo of Borg- I've got a bad feeling about this assimiliation
I am Harpo of Borg: Honk honk!
I am Harry Mudd of Borg: I can assimilate you at a discount, friend.
I am Harry of Borg: A man has got to know his assimilations.
I am Haskell of Borg, You resist well, Mrs. Cleaver
I am Haskell of Borg. You resisted that rather nicely, Mrs. Cleaver
I am He Who Dances With Wolves, Eats With Bears, and Mates With Sheep.
I am Hefner of Borg.  All bunnies will be assimilated.
I am Hefner of Borg. All your babes will be assimilated.
I am Hefner of Borg. Clothing is irrelevant
I am Hefner of Borg: All bunnies will be assimilated.
I am Hefner of Borg: Clothing is irrelevant.
I am Heisenberg of Borg, You might be assimilated
I am Heisenberg of Borg: Then again maybe I'm not.
I am Helmut Hullen of Borg. All other opinions are irrelevant
I am Helmut Hullen of Borg: Your freedom of writing will be assimilated!
I am Helmut Kohl of Borg: You will be reunited!
I am Hemingway of Borg: Tolstoy is irrelevant.
I am Hendrix of Borg:  Are you... assimilated?
I am Hendrix of Borg: Are you...assimilated? HAVEYOUEVERBEEN
I am Hendrix of Borg: Are youassimilated?
I am Henny Youngman of Borg - Assimilate my wife, please!
I am Henny Youngman of Borg, And I said 'Assimilate my wife, please!'
I am Henny Youngman of Borg: Assimilate My Wife, Please!
I am Henny of Borg - assimilate my wife...please!
I am Herman of Borg, Mrs. Brown, we've assimilated your daughter
I am Higgins of Borg: Your religion is irrelevant.
I am Hillary Clinton of Borg: Your HMO will be assimilated.
I am Hillary of Borg, Choice is irrelevant
I am Hillary of Borg.  Bill is irrelevant.
I am Hillary of Borg. Prepare for Universal Government Assimilation.
I am Hillary of Borg: Bill is irrelevant.
I am Hillary of Borg: tax shelters are irrelevant!
I am Hillary, hear me roar, I'm more important than Al Gore.
I am Hjrad.  What shall I call your corpse?
I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an I.Q. of 6000 -- the same I.Q. of 6000 P.E. teachers
I am Holmes of Borg, You shall be humiliated
I am Holmes of Borg: Watson is irrelervant
I am Homer Simpson of Borg, you will be ass.. Ohh, Dohnuts!!
I am Homer Simpson of Borg, you will be assim-Oo, donuts!
I am Homer Simpson of Borg.  Prepare to be ass....  oooh, donuts!)
I am Homer Simpson of Borg. You will be..MMMM doughnuts
I am Homer Simpson of Borg: You will be assim OOOOOOOHHHH Donuts.
I am Homer from Borg. Prepare to.... Ooohh, donuts!!
I am Homer of BORG..Prepare to be...OHHHHHHHH...DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg and you will be assi...OOOO,Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg!  Prepare to be... OOO!!! Donuts!!
I am Homer of Borg!  Prepare to be...OOooooo!  Donuts!!!
I am Homer of Borg!  You will be assim.... oooooh!  Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be .......Oooooooo doughnuts!!!
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be assim... Ooooh! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be assimila.. Ohhh donuts!
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be... Ooooooo! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg! Resistance is ..... MMmmm! DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg! You will be assim... ooooh! Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg,  You will be asimil .. OOOO Doughnuts!!
I am Homer of Borg,  You will be asimil .. OOOOOOOH!  DOUGHNUTS!!
I am Homer of Borg, You will be assi.... Ooh, Donuts
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to ... ooohhh DOOONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be   Mmmmmm.  Donuts
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assi... ooo! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assim...ooohhh, DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assimOoh, donuts.
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assiooo! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be.... oooh, Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be.....mmmmm, Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to ooohhh DOOONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg, resistance is futile, you will... OOOOH Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg, you will be assim...Ooh donuts!
I am Homer of Borg, you will be assimi...oooh, a donut!
I am Homer of Borg, you will be.....oooooh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg.  ... OOOH DONUTS.  You will be assimilated.
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be assi.....Ooooh, donuts
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be assim--...Mmmmm...doughnuts
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be assim-...OOH Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be..   oohhh  Donut
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be...  OOH!  DOUGHNUTS!
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be... ooooohh, doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be...OOooooo!  Donuts!!!
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be..ooooh donuts
I am Homer of Borg.  Resistance is.... oooooh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg.  You will be askg...assig...DOH!!!
I am Homer of Borg.  You will be assi... Oooh, Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg.  You will beOoh!  Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Oo! Chocolate! You will be assimilated.
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be ... mmm ... donuts
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be ...... OOoooooo! Doughn
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be .oooooohh, doughnut
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be asi...OOOHH, doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be asimi... oooh, donuts
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assi... OOOHH!... Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim--  Ooooooo! Dooooooonuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim---oooooo  Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim....OOOOO Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim...Mmmm, donuts.
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assimi... Oooh! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be... uuuu Donuts
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be.... OOOHHH, doughnuts
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be.....ooooh donuts...
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be....ooooohhh, doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be...ummmm...donuts
I am Homer of Borg. Prepared to be.... Ooooh, d-o-n-u-t-s... Ahhhhhhh
I am Homer of Borg. Prepay to be assim..Repair to me assim..Prep..DOH!
I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is .... Oooooh dohnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is fu-- mmmmm... donuts
I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is fut...HEY DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is... ooooh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You shall be assim... ooooooh DONUT!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be askg...assig...DOH!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assi... Oooh, Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assi...ohhhhhh Donuts
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assiOooh, Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assim... ooooohhh, Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimil....OOOOOOOH! DOUGHNUTS!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimila--...oooooooh, Jelly Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimilated. You will be...DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimiooh, donuts...
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimiooooOOoooooOOOOO! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimooooohhh, Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg. You will be...OOOOOHH! Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You will... OOOH! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You won't be assimiliated. DOH!
I am Homer of Borg. prepare to beoooh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg.. You will be Assim.. ooohh! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg... Prepare to be assimi... Ooohhh... Donuts... ___
I am Homer of Borg...prepare to be assim...OHH! Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg...prepare to be assimi...mmmmmm! DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg...prepare to be...OHHHH, donuts
I am Homer of Borg..prepare to be....OHHHHHHHHHH...BEEEERR!
I am Homer of Borg..prepare to be....OHHHHHHHHHH...DONUTS
I am Homer of Borg.prepare to be....OOooo Doughnuts.
I am Homer of Borg: I will be assimilated... DOH!
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be .... oooooohh, doughnuts.
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be askg...assig...DOH!
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim--...Mmmmm...doughnuts.
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim......OOOOHH....DOONOUGHTS!
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim...ooohhh DOOOOONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assimi... Ooohhh... Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be.. Mmmmmmm. Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be.....Ooooh, donuts.
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be...oooh pork chops!
I am Homer of Borg: Resistance -- mmmm, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg: Resistance is fut...HEY DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg: Resistance is... heh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg: You will be <oohhh, doughnuts!>
I am Homer of Borg: You will be assi.... Ooh, Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg: You will be.....ooooh Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg: You won't be assimilated...DOH!
I am Homer of Borg: and you will be assi...OOOO,Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg: prepare to be ..ooooo porkchops
I am Homer of Borg; You'll be assim...ohhh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borgs so5 will be assim...Ooh donuts!
I am Homer of the Borg! Prepare to be...OOOoooo! Donuts!
I am Homer of the Borg, resistance if fu oooo, doughnuts!
I am Homer of the Borg, resistance is... heh, donuts!
I am Homer of the Borg.  Prepare to be Ooooo!  Donuts!!!
I am Homer of the Borg.  You will be assim...oh, donuts
I am Homer of the Borg. You will be assim.... Hmm... Donuts
I am Homer of the Borg: Prepare to be.. Oooh.  Doughnuts!
I am Homer of the the Borg, resistance is... heh, donuts!
I am Homer the Borg!  Prepare to be...OOooooo!  Doughnuts!
I am Homer, of Borg.  Prepare to be assim...Mmmm, donuts.
I am Homer, of Borg....prepare to be assim......OOOOHH....DOONOUGHTS!
I am Homer, of Borgprepare to be assim..OOOOHH
I am Homey of Borg and I don't do no assimilatin' s**t
I am Homey of Borg. Homey don't assimilate that!
I am Hooker of Borg.  Resistance is Futile, You will be FAKkeq
I am Hooker of Borg.  Resistance is Futile, You will get laid
I am Hopelessly Lost - by Wareham I. Now
I am Huey Lewis of Borg - It's hip to be square!
I am Huey Lewis of Borg: Its Hip To Be Cubicle!
I am Huey Louis of Borg: Its Hip To Be Square!
I am Hugh Hefner of Borg: Breast size is irrelevant.
I am Hugh Hephner of Borg - Sex is Irrelevant!
I am Hugh as you are Hugh as he is Hugh as we are all together
I am Hugh of Borg, publisher of PlayBorg magazine.
I am Hugh of Borg.  We want Troi.  Geordi is our friend
I am Hugh of Borg.  We want Troi.  Geordi is our friend.  He can watch
I am Hugh of Borg. Geordi is our friend. I want Troi
I am Hugh of Borg. Troi will be assimilated. Hubba Hubba.
I am Hugh of Borg. We want Troi. Geordi is our friend. He
I am Hugh of Borg: Beverly will be assimilated. Hubba Hubba.
I am Hugh of the Cybermen, It is better the second time around
I am Hugh.  Resistance is virtually futile
I am Hunter Thompson of the Borg: Wait'til YOU see those BATS!
I am Hunter of Borg: Assimilation? It works for me.
I am IRS agent of Borg. Your deductions are irrelevant.
I am IRS of Borg, Your deductions are irelevent.
I am IRS of Borg: Prepare your money for assimilation
I am IRS of Borg: Taxes are NOT Irrelevant
I am ISDN of Borg: Your modem is irrelevant.
I am Iago of Borg. You'll be assim... oooh, a WAR MANUAL!
I am Ian Malcolm of Borg. Resisting chaos is futile
I am Ianigo Montoya.  Are you the one who paged my father?
I am IceBorg. Prepare to be frozen.
I am IceBorg. The Titanic is irrelevant.
I am IceBorg: Prepare to be frozen.
I am Imelda Marcos of Borg. Prepare your shoes for assimilation
I am Imelda of Borg, You will be bought and assimilated in my closet
I am Imelda of Borg.  You will be bought and assimilated
I am Imelda of Borg. You will be bought and assimilated in my closet.
I am Immortal!  I have inside me blood of kings!
I am Ingnio Montoya. You stole my tagline. Prepare to die
I am Ingyo Montoya! You killed my father! prepare to die.
I am Inigo Montoya. You stole my tagline. Prepare to die.
I am Inspector Gadget of Borg.  Go, go, gadget assimilation!
I am Iron Man!
I am Ivanova of Borg: One of these days... ASSIMILATION!
I am Jabba of Borg, You will be chuda nep roddu
I am Jabba of Borg. I've assimilated everything. (Burp)
I am Jabba of Borg. You will be chuda nep roddu
I am Jack Butler of Borg. Prepare to be...oooh, taglines!
I am Jackson of Borg, Don't you know I'm Borg, I'm Borg, Ya know it.
I am Jadzia of Borg - No Julian I will _not_ assililate you!
I am Jadzia of Borg: Baysol is futile. The slug has been assimilated.
I am Jagger of Borg, I can't get no assimilation
I am James Brown of Borg, OWWW! Assimilation feels GOOD!
I am James Brown of Borg. Syraloo, bebanna manna peeopo assimilation.
I am James Brown of Borg: OWWW! Assimilation feels GOOD!
I am James T. Borg. No, wait a minute, wasn't that Kirk?
I am James T. Kirk of Borg you will be ass im  il a  ted.
I am James T. Kirk of Borg. See, I didn't die after all!
I am James T. Kirk of Borg. Your !!!!! will be assimilated
I am Jamie McCrimmon, of the clan...oh.  Sorry Doctor
I am Janet Reno of Borg, You will be incinerated
I am Janeway of Borg, I will assimilate with the *deadliest* of force!
I am Janeway of Borg. We will assimilate you with the deadliest force.
I am Janeway of Borg. You will call me "Ma'am."
I am Jax of Borg. Your opinions are irrelevant!
I am Jay Leno of Borg: Kevin's love life is irrelevant.
I am Jeff ... And I will help you
I am Jeff Smith of Borg. Resistance is frugal!
I am Jeff Smith of Borg: Frugality is irrelevant!
I am Jeff Smith of Borg: Resistance is frugal!
I am Jehovah of Borg.  I will witness assimilation!
I am Jehovah's Witness of Borg. Prepare to be annoyed
I am Jem'Hadar of Borg, Shields are irrelevant
I am Jessica Hahn of Borg. Jim Bakker will be assimilated.
I am Jesus of Borg, Verily, I say unto thee, Before Abraham was, I AM
I am Jesus of Borg.  Blessed are they who are assimilated.
I am Jesus of Borg. Happy are those who are assimilated
I am Jesus of Borg. You WILL be assimilated to the Father.
I am Jesus of Borg. You will be ONE with the Father
I am Jesus of Borg: Assimilate your enemies.
I am Jesus of Borg: Blessed are the assimilated.
I am Jim Bakker of Borg. Jessica Hahn is irrelevant.
I am Jim Bakker of Borg: Come on down to Assimilation USA!
I am Jim Bakker of Borg: Send a donation and you will be assimilated.
I am Jim Bowen of Borg. Lets see what you could  have assimilated
I am Jimmy Swaggart of Borg. Prepare to go to a motel in New Orleans
I am Joan of Borg, prepare to be attenuated.
I am John Bobbitt of Borg.  Genitalia is irrelevant
I am John F Kennedy of Borg. You will be assasinated
I am John Lennon of Borg: Imagine you are assimilated.
I am John Wayne of Borg - Fill your hand, you son-of-a-b*tch!
I am John Wimber of Borg.  Let the ASSIMILATION come!!!
I am John-Boy of Borg. G'night, Hugh! G'night, Lore! G'night, Data!
I am Johnstone of Borg, You shall be netmailed
I am Jones of Borg.  Coaching skill is irrelevant
I am Jordan of Borg, Gravity is irrelevant
I am Joseph Smith of Borg: You must let Jesus of Borg assimilate you.
I am Joshua of Borg. You will be assi... Whoa! STARDOCK!
I am Joycelen Elders of Borg, Assimilation should be taught in school
I am Juan Sanchez Villa Lobos Ramirez, and I'm at your service!
I am Judge Anderson of Borg. I sense you are about to be assimilated
I am Judge Dredd of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be Iso-Cubed
I am Judge Dredd of Borg. You will be Iso-Cubed. Resistance is futile.
I am Julian of Borg - But Jadzia why _can't_ I assimilate you?
I am Julian of Borg - I can't get no assimilation either.
I am Julian of Borg: But Jadzia why _can't_ I assimilate you?
I am Julian of Borg: I can't get no assimilation, either.
I am Julius Borg: We Came, We Scanned, We assimilated.
I am Jurassic of Borg: Your children want to assimilate me.
I am Justified, I am Purified, I am Sanctified. (My Tagline, that is.)
I am KAT of Borg: Resistance is useless you will feed me
I am KTLA!
I am Kahn of Borg.  From hells heart I assimilate thee
I am Kai Winn's love child!
I am Kammerer of Borg. You will be assim...whoa, CEYLAD!
I am Kano of Borg. I have become one with the Borg. Blocking is futile
I am Karl Marx of Borg.  Workers of the world, assimilate!
I am Keating of Borg. Okay you scumbags, prepare to be assimilated!
I am Keating of Borg. This is the assimilation we had to have
I am Keating of Borg: resistance is taxable!
I am Kelly of Borg, Can I (what's that word, daddy?)
I am Kelly of Borg, Can I oh, you know what I mean
I am Kelly of Borg. Can I (What's that word Daddy?)
I am Kelly of Borg. Can I oh, you know what I mean.
I am Ken of Borg. Attack me if you dare, I will assimilate you!
I am Ken of Borg. Get up!! It's too early for you to be assimilated!
I am Kender of Borg. They just FELL into my collective!
I am Kennedy of Borg. You will be inseminated
I am Kenobi of Borg: Your father was Assimilated by the Dark Side.
I am Kermit of Borg.  It's not easy being assimilated
I am Kes of Borg. I've never assimilated in a nebula
I am Kes of Borg. You look like you haven't been assimilated.
I am Kevorkian of Borg, Federal Court Decisions are irrelevant.
I am Khabal Ghoul of Borg: Resistance is futile. I will grow stronger
I am Khan of Borg, From hell's heart I assimilate thee
I am Kiki of Borg.  Resistance is... Oooh!  Shiny things!
I am King Arthur Of Borg. Resistance is Feudal
I am Kira of Borg - Now that's a scary thought
I am Kira of Borg - Now there's a terrifying thought.
I am Kira of Borg.  That's a scary thought!!
I am Kira of Borg. Now there's a terrifying thought...
I am Kira of Borg. That's a scary thought!
I am Kira of Borg. Wanna make something out of it?!
I am Kira of Borg. You got a problem with that?
I am Kira of Borg: Now there's a terrifying thought.
I am Kira of Borg: Wanna make something out of it?!
I am Kirk of Borg - prepare..to..be..assimilated.
I am Kirk of Borg,  YOU!  WILL!  BE!  Assimilated!
I am Kirk of Borg.  You... Will... Be... Assimilated... KAAAAAAHHHN!
I am Kirk of Borg. Prepare....to....be.......assimilated
I am Kirk of Borg...Wait! This is the wrong generation!
I am Kirk of Borg: You...WILL...be....aSIMaLAted.
I am Kirok!
I am Kittycat of Borg. We will assimilate your dangly things
I am Kojak of Borg:  Who loves to assimilate ya, baby.
I am Kojak of Borg: Let's assimilate some GLH Formula.
I am Kojak of Borg: Who loves to assimilate ya, baby.
I am Koloth.  That is how. - Koloth to Odo
I am Koloth.  That is how. -- Koloth
I am Koresh of Borg, we will be incinerated.
I am Koresh of Borg.  Prepare to be immolated.
I am Koresh of Borg.  You shall be immolated.
I am Koresh of Borg.  You will be incinerated.
I am Koresh of Borg. Prepare to be ass-immolated
I am Koresh of Borg. Prepare to be incinerated
I am Koresh of Borg. Resistance is fusil.
I am Koresh of Borg. We will be incinerated.
I am Koresh of Borg. You shall be immolated.
I am Koresh of Borg: Resistance is fusil.
I am Koresh of Borg: We will be incinerated.
I am Koresh of Borg: You will be immolated!
I am Koresh of Borg: You will be incinerated.
I am Kosh of Borg.  You have always been assimilated
I am Kosh of Borg: Assimilation has already begun; pebbles are futile
I am Kramer of Borg. Hair spray is irrelevant
I am Kramer of Borg. Locking your door is futile
I am Kramer of Borg. Your refrigerator contents will be assimilated
I am Kryten of Borg.  Your laundry will be washed before assimilation
I am Kryten of Borg: It's against my programming to assimilate
I am Kube of Borg, You will be AGGHHH!  No ulcers allowed!
I am LAPD of Borg, You will be beaten into assimilation!
I am LARRY of BORG.  And this is my brother Darryl and my
I am Lacutus of Borg! Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Lady MacBeth of Borg: This spot is irrelevant.
I am Lancelot from Borg. Resistance is feudal
I am Lando of Borg: You will be assimilated...It's Not My Fault!
I am Lao Tzu of the Borg. You will merge with the Dao.
I am Lao-Tzu of Borg-be like water, do not resist.
I am Lao-tze of Borg, Be like water. Water does not resist
I am Largo, the maker of a new world; now HAND IT OVER--Largo, BGC#6
I am Larry Niven of Borg: Before assimilation we have sex, Woo.
I am Larry of Borg ...this is my brother Darryl and this my other
I am Larry of Borg, I assimilated my brother Darryl etc
I am Lauder of Borg. Nadine...we're assimilated!
I am LeQuetus of Borg. You, Wolverine, are irrelevant and futile.
I am Leach of Borg: It would be futile to resist these fantastic rooms
I am Lecter of Borg. You have been assimilated. <BURP>!
I am Legalus of Borg. Prepare to be litigated. Your case is irrelevant
I am Legalus of Borg: Your case is irrelevant.
I am Leghorn of Borg, Prepare, ah say, prepare to be assimilated, son
I am Leghorn of Borg: prepare, ah said get ready to be assimilated!
I am Leia of Borg.  I'd rather assimilate a Wookie!
I am Leia of Borg. What!?  I would just as soon assimilate a Wookie!
I am Leisure Suit Larry of Borg, You will be inseminated
I am Lennier of Borg. I will follow Delenn of Borg wherever she assimilates
I am Lennon of Borg, Imagine there's no assimilation
I am Leona of Borg: Only the little people get assimilated.
I am Lesbian of Borg: Men are irrelevant.
I am Letterman of Borg, Ok, Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile:
I am Letterman of Borg.  Prepare to be anightalated.
I am Letterman of Borg. Here are the Top Ten Signs You're Assimilated.
I am Letterman of Borg. Ok now... <hah!> Prepare to be anightalated
I am Letterman of Borg. Ok, Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile.
I am Letterman of Borg. Prepare to be anightalated.
I am Letterman of Borg. Top 10 reasons resistance is futile
I am Letterman of Borg: Top Ten reasons you should be assimilated.
I am Letterman of Borg; prepare to be anightalated.
I am Liberace of Borg: I wish my brother 3 of 5 was here.
I am Liefeld of Borg.  Anatomy is irrelevant
I am Limbaugh of Borg, I don't assimilate, I complain
I am Limbaugh of Borg, Liberals are irrelevant
I am Limbaugh of Borg, Prepare to be berated!
I am Limbaugh of Borg.  You shall be wrong.
I am Limbaugh of Borg. All democrats will be assimalated
I am Limbaugh of Borg. Hey listen... I don't assimilate, I complain
I am Limbaugh of Borg. I don't assimilate, I complain.
I am Limbaugh of Borg. I have assimilated the future. It is GONE!
I am Limbaugh of Borg. Liberals will be assimilated
I am Limbaugh of Borg. Prepare to be berated!
I am Limbaugh of Borg. You shall be wrong.
I am Limbaugh of Borg: If U say ditto you are already assimilated.
I am Limbaugh of Borg: You shall be wrong.
I am Linda Lovelace of Borg, prepare to be deep throated.
I am Lisa Simpson of Borg: Assimilation is the cure for the blues.
I am Lisa of Borg: Aren't we all just irrelevant, anyway?
I am Lister of Borg. Your Vindaloo will be assimilated
I am Lister of Borg: I wish I'd assimilated Christine Kachansky.
I am Liu Kang of Borg.  Gravity is irrelevent.
I am Locutus . . . of Borg, Resistance is futile
I am Locutus from Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile
I am Locutus of Amiga.  Your OS WILL BE EMULATED
I am Locutus of Borg - Lights are irrelevant...<BLAM>
I am Locutus of Borg - O'Brien two to assimilate
I am Locutus of Borg!  Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Locutus of Borg! The color of your Poupon is irrelevant
I am Locutus of Borg, I have come for your daughter
I am Locutus of Borg, This tagline was assimilated
I am Locutus of Borg, this tagline is irrelevant.
I am Locutus of Borg.  Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Locutus of Borg.  This tagline is irrelevant.
I am Locutus of Borg. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Locutus of Borg. Have you considered buying a Pontiac?
I am Locutus of Borg. I demand Earl Grey tea !
I am Locutus of Borg. I demand Earl Grey tea - for 10000.
I am Locutus of Borg. Pontiac is irrelevant. Assimilate a Porsche!
I am Locutus of Borg. This Tagline was assimilated.
I am Locutus of Borg. This tagline is irrelevant.
I am Locutus of Borg. This tagline was assimilated.
I am Locutus of Borg. You will assimilate a Pontiac
I am Locutus of Borg. Your hair will be assimilated.
I am Locutus of Borg: The color of your Poupon is irrelevant.
I am Locutus of Borg: You will be assimilated.
I am Locutus of Borgs. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Locutus of RCA. Your VCR will be assimilated.
I am Locutus of Remington.I liked it so much I assimilated the company
I am Locutus of the Borg. This tagline is irrelevant.
I am Locutus... of Borg - Picard/Locutus
I am Londo of Borg: At good old days, we assimilated all of this quadrant
I am Loqutus of Borg, Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Loqutus of Borg, this tagline is irrelevant
I am Lore of Borg: You will be assimilated...brother.
I am Lorena Bobbitt of Borg - A Penie is irrelevant
I am Lorena Bobbitt of Borg - All men shall be circumssimalated.
I am Lorena Bobbitt of Borg - Penises are irrelevant.
I am Lorena Bobbitt of Borg: All men shall be circumssimilated.
I am Lorena of Borg. There's no way to prepare for this.
I am Lucy of Borg. You will be assimilated, Ricky. WAAAAHHHHHAH!
I am Lucy of Borg: You will be assimilated, Ricky. WAH!!!!!
I am Luke of Borg: Resistance is futile. I have a bad feeling about this
I am Lurker of Borg.  Your tagline will be assimilated.
I am Luwaxana Troi of Borg, you will be assimil oohhh a man!
I am M.Bison of Borg. Anyone who opposes me will be assimilated!!
I am MAN........Pull My Finger........Thank you
I am MODERATOR of BORG. Follow the rules or be assimilated
I am MODERATOR of Borg:off topic msgs are futile,you will be moderated
I am MORE than clever. - Richard Heppell
I am MS-DOS of Borg. Prepare... oops, out of memory!
I am MacBeth of Borg: Trees are irrelevant.
I am Macek of Borg: Prepare to be re-dubbed
I am Macintosh of Borg : Click the Cube icon to begin assimilation
I am Macintosh of Borg, Compatibility is Futile!
I am Macintosh of Borg, It takes a while to assimilate
I am Macmahon of Borg, you may all ready be assimilated
I am Madden of Borg, BOOM-WAP! You're assimilated, right along here!
I am Madden of Borg.  BOOM!  WAP!  You're assimilated!
I am Madden of Borg: >WHAP!< You're assimilated!
I am Madonna of BORG! Justify my assimilation!
I am Madonna of Borg - taste is irrelevant
I am Madonna of Borg, Justify <pantpant> my <pantpant> assimilation!
I am Madonna of Borg, resistance turns me on.
I am Madonna of Borg,justify my assimilation! ::pant::pant::
I am Madonna of Borg.  Gender is irrelevant.
I am Madonna of Borg.  Gender is irrelevant.  Resistance turns me on.
I am Madonna of Borg. Resistance turns me on.
I am Madonna of Borg. You will surr.... oooh nice buns!
I am Madonna of Borg:  Justify my assimilation!  ::pant::pant::
I am Madonna of Borg: Taste is irrelevant.
I am Mae West of Borg. Why don't you come up and assimilate me
I am MaeWest of Borg.   Come up and assimilate me sometime, big boy
I am Maggie Simpson of Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be pacified.
I am Magneto of Borg. Your adamantuum will be assimilated
I am Magoo of Borg, You will be..uh..uh..now where are those glasses?
I am Mailman of Borg! Prepare to be assim... Ooooooh, tequila!
I am Marcus of Borg. Resistance is most unfriendly
I am Marge Simpson of Borg: You will be assimilated into my hairdo.
I am Marge of Borg. Bart! Don't assimilate your sister!
I am Marshall Presnell of Borg. Gravis Support is irrelevant.
I am Marvin Zinder of Borg - Slime In the Ice Machine is Irrelevant!
I am Marvin Zinder of Borg - Slime is Irrelevent!
I am Marvin Zindler of Borg. Health inspections are irrelevant
I am Marvin Zindler of Borg: Slime will be assimilated!
I am Marvin of Borg.  Guess what kind of weapons we have.  Go on, guess
I am Marvin of Borg.  Guess which weapon I have
I am Marvin of Borg. Guess what kind of weapons we have
I am Marvin of Borg. Guess what kind of weapons we have. Go on, guess.
I am Marvin of Borg. Guess which weapon I have...
I am Marvin of Borg: Don't talk to us about irrelevant life.
I am Marvin of Borg: Guess what kinds of weapons we have. Go on, guess
I am Marvin the Paranoid android.  Oh Gawd I'm so depressed I can't
I am Mary the Trillslayer of Borg - Assimilate this, slug..<blam>
I am MarytheTrillslayer of Borg - Surrender, or you're slug chow
I am Master of Kung-fu, To-fu and Sna-fu.
I am Matt of Borg: Assimilation for all who complain!
I am Mattress Mac Of Borg: Assimilation really will Save You Money!
I am Max Headroom of Borg. You will be assim-sim-similated!
I am Maxis' new product, SimUser
I am Maxwell Smart of Borg.  Missed assimilation by that much!
I am McBorg....would you like fries with your assimilation?
I am McCartney of Borg. Assimilate and let die
I am McCoy of Bo...Damn it! I'm a doctor, not a collective!
I am McCoy of Borg, Damn it Locutus! I'm an assimilator, not a doctor!
I am McCoy of Borg,...You will Damn well be assimilated
I am McCoy of Borg.  He's assimilated, Jim!
I am McCoy of Borg. Damm it locutus!  I'm an assimilator, not a doctor!
I am McCoy of Borg. Dammit, Jim, you will be assimilated.
I am McCoy of Borg. Dammit, Locutus, I'm a DOCTOR, not an assimilator!
I am McCoy of Borg. Damn it lactose! I'm an assimilator, not a doctor!
I am McCoy of Borg. Damn it, Jim, you will be assimilated
I am McCoy of Borg. Damn it, Locutus, I'm a DOCTOR, not an assimilator!
I am McCoy of Borg. He's assimilated, Jim!
I am McCoy of Borg. I'm a Doctor, Not An Assimilator
I am McCoy of Borg: Damn it! I'm a doctor not a cybernetic organism!
I am McCoy of...Damnit! I'm a doctor, not a collective!
I am McDonalds of Borg, Over 10 Billion Assimilated!
I am McFly of Borg, Your taglines have been assimilated
I am McGlaughlin of Borg. WRONG!
I am McMahon of BORG You may already be assimilated!
I am McMahon of Borg.  Assimilation?  You are correct, sir!
I am McMahon of Borg.  You may already be assimilated.
I am McMahon of Borg.  You shall be on Star Search.
I am McMahon of Borg. Assimilation?  You are correct, sir!
I am McMahon of Borg. You may already be a winner.
I am McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimilated!
I am McMahon of Borg. You shall be on Star Search.
I am McMahon of Borg: Assimilation? You are correct, sir.
I am McMahon of Borg: You may already be a winner.
I am McMahon of Borg: You may already be assimilated
I am Medici of Borg-ia, prepare to be assassinated.
I am Melvin of Borg! Ooo! Molly! You will be assimilated first!!!
I am Michael Jackson of Borg. Small boys will be semenated
I am Michael Jackson of Borg:  Ch'mon!  Let's assimilate!
I am Michael of Borg, Prepare to be moderated
I am Micheal Jackson of Borg.  Small boys will be semenated.
I am Micheal Jackson of Borg. Boys prepare to be assimilated
I am Microsoft of Borg - Speed is irrelevant.
I am Microsoft of Borg.  The superiority of other products is irrelevant
I am Microsoftus of Borg, You shall be slowed
I am Microsoftus of Borg. Prepare to be slowed down.
I am Microsoftus of Borg. You will be slowed down.
I am Mike of Borg. John Windsor will be assimilated.
I am Mindy of Borg.  OK Assimilated Lady! Love you, bye bye!
I am Mindy of Borg.  OK, Mr. Assimilated Man!
I am Mindy of Borg. OK Assimilated Lady! Love you, bye bye!
I am Mindy of Borg. OK, Mr. Assimilated Man!
I am Minmay of Borg.  You will be irritated
I am Minmei of Borg.  You will be annoyed.
I am Minmei of Borg. Maturity is irrelevant
I am Minmei of Borg. Talent is irrelevant
I am Minmei of Borg. You will be annoyed.
I am Minmei of Borg: To be assimilated must be the sweetest
I am Miracle Max of Borg: Resistance? I liked your first story better.
I am Miss Borgfield!  Gentlemen, start your assimilating!
I am Moderator Borg. Your Topic Is Irrelevant
I am Moderator of Borg, Resistance is futile.You will obey
I am Moderator of Borg, Y'all prepare to behave yourself, yer hear?
I am Moderator of Borg.  That thread is irrelevent.
I am Moderator of Borg.  Your topic is irrelevant.
I am Moderator of Borg. Follow the rules or be assimilated.
I am Moderator of Borg. That thread is irrelevant.
I am Moderator of Borg. Your topic is irrelevant.
I am Moderator of Borg: That thread is irrelevant!
I am Moderator of Borg: Y'all prepare to behave yourself,
I am Moderator of Borg: Your topic is irrelevant
I am Moe of Borg.  Come 'ere porcupine.  Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg.  Prepare to be assimilated, you numbskull!
I am Moe of Borg.  See that?  <SLAP-BONK>  Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg.  Shaddap 'n get assimilatin', knucklehe
I am Moe of Borg.  Spread out!  <SLAP>  Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg. Come 'ere porcupine. Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg. Hey, Porcupine. Didn't I say resistance is futile
I am Moe of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, you numb skull!
I am Moe of Borg. See that? <BONK!> There...you've been assimilated
I am Moe of Borg. See that? <SLAP-BONK> Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg. Shaddap 'n get assimilatin', knuckleheads! *THWAP*
I am Moe of Borg. Spread out! <SLAP> Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg. That assimilation ain't free you know
I am Moe of Borg. Why you...I oughta assimilated you, you numbskull!
I am Moe of Borg: Shaddap 'n get assimilatin', knuckleheads! *THWAP*
I am Mommy of Borg: No dessert till your broccoli is assimilated.
I am Monika of Borg: Assimilate? Assimilate This!
I am Montana Max of Borg:  Prepare your money to be assimilated.
I am Montgomery Burns of Borg: Assimilate that clumsy human up here.
I am Monty Burns of Borg:  Smithers!  Assimilate them!
I am Monty Hall of Borg.  "Making a Deal" is futile.
I am Monty Hall of Borg.  You can be assimilated, OR take Door #1.
I am Monty Hall of Borg. "Making a Deal" is futile.
I am Monty Hall of Borg. Will you trade assimilation for Door #3?
I am Monty Hall of Borg. You will choose a door
I am Monty of Borg: Perpare for a-BOOT TO THE HEAD!
I am Monty_Hall of Borg, No deals. Choose assimilation number three!
I am Moonie of Borg. You will be... Ooh, Sailor Moon is on!!
I am Moosh. Moosh of the mountain
I am Mork of Borg.  Your Nanoo-Nanoos are futile!
I am Mork of Borg...Prepare to be Nanoo'ed
I am Mork of Borg: Boy do I feel like a clone. Na-noo na-noo!
I am Mork of Borg: Mindy is irrelevant. Shazbot!
I am Mork of Borg: Orson is irrelevant. Na-noo na-noo!
I am Morn of Borg. You shall <BUUUURRRRPPPP>...Pardon me!
I am Moron of Borg...prepare to assimilate me!
I am Moses of Borg!  Let the collective go!
I am Moskowitz of Borg. Prepare to vote for funny farm favorite.
I am Mr Burns of Borg.  Smithers, assimilate them all!
I am Mr T. of Borg; ah pity da poorfool who don't get assimilated!
I am Mr. Blonde of Borg: Police hostages are "ear relevant."
I am Mr. Burns of Borg.  Smithers, assimilate him.
I am Mr. Burns of Borg.  Smithers, assimilate him.
I am Mr. Dressup of Borg: Let's play 'Assimilate'.
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Can YOU say "assimilation"?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Can you say "assimilate" boys and girls?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Can you say `assimilate'? I knew you could
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Can you say assimilate, boys and girls?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. It's a beautiful day in the Collective
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Won't you be assimilated with me?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg: Can you say assimilated?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg: It's a beautiful day in the Collective
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg: Won't you be assimilated with me?
I am Mr. Rourke of Borg, Welcome to Assimilation Island
I am Mr. Rourke of Borg.  Welcome to Assimilatio
I am Mr. T of Borg, I pity da fool that resists me!
I am Mr. T of Borg: You gonna be assimilated, sucka!
I am Mr. Wilson of Borg assimilates Dennis, becomes new menace.
I am MrT of Borg, and ah pity da poorfool who don't get assimilated!
I am Mufasa of Borg; You are to be assimilated in the Circle of Life.
I am Mulder of Borg, believing is irrelevant
I am Mulder of Borg. The Truth shall be assimilated.
I am Mulder of Borg; You can't hide the assimilation forever!
I am Mulroney of Borg: The GST Will assimilate you.
I am Murphy of Borg, Anything that can be assimilated will be
I am NOT A NUMBER! I AM A TEXT STRING!
I am NOT Paranoid!  And WHY are you always watching me?
I am NOT Paranoid. Now get away from me!
I am NOT RELIGIOUS, I love the LORD!
I am NOT Santa Claus! Scott Calvin
I am NOT Schizophrenic - and neither am I.
I am NOT a Borg, by Jean Locu...um, that's LUC Picard.
I am NOT a MERRY MAN!  --- Lt. Worf
I am NOT a NUMBER!  I am a DEMOGRAPHIC!
I am NOT a Sysop, I am a *TAGLINE ADDICT* posting Sysop Taglines!
I am NOT a compleat idiot... several parts are missing
I am NOT a complete slut! I'm just 'user friendly'
I am NOT a computer nerd! I am a techno-weenie.
I am NOT a criminal - R. Nixon
I am NOT a cynic - I just remember last time too well!
I am NOT a fool.   I may *act* like one
I am NOT a fraidy-cat, Tom wimppurred.
I am NOT a gay necrophiliac," said Tom, in dead Earnest
I am NOT a homonecrophiliac, said Tom in dead earnest.
I am NOT a homosexual necrophiliac, Tom said in dead earnest
I am NOT a loser.........I'm just victory challenged
I am NOT a merry man. - Worf
I am NOT a number! I am 73020,171!
I am NOT a nut
I am NOT a recipe THIEF. I am a recipe CONSERVATIONIST. I recycle.
I am NOT a slob!  I'm hygenically challenged
I am NOT a tagline THIEF. I am a tagline CONSERVATIONIST. I recycle.
I am NOT a tagline thief! I *always* eat dinner at my computer desk
I am NOT a vampire. I just like to bite... nibble, really
I am NOT addicted.  I just use the Modem
I am NOT an herbivore!  I just like vegetables. -- Shiana
I am NOT and animal!  NOT!
I am NOT anti-social.  I'm socio-phobic, thank you!
I am NOT antisocial.  I'm just not real friendly.
I am NOT burned out,   just singed
I am NOT conceited  I just can't stand mortals
I am NOT conceited.  I just don't know Netmail
I am NOT dead!  I'm just metabolically challenged
I am NOT dead! I'm just having a post-life crisis
I am NOT fishing just drowning WORMS!
I am NOT full of hot air
I am NOT full of hot air, Tom belched.
I am NOT illiterate! My parents WERE SO MARRIED!!
I am NOT illiterate. I know who my parents are
I am NOT immortal. At least, I don't think so. Hercules
I am NOT in denial!
I am NOT lost.  I'm just locationally disadvantaged.
I am NOT lost...I wanted to see that corner six times.
I am NOT lost; the map is broken!
I am NOT nice, I am *NOT* sweet, and I am NOT a person either
I am NOT off topic!  I demand to talk to th@#$%&^** NO CARRIER
I am NOT on drugs, said Tom in a high falsetto.
I am NOT overreacting!  I'm a teen-ager! - Katie Kaboom
I am NOT paranoid!  And why are you watching me?
I am NOT picking my nose!.... I'm POINTING to my Brain!
I am NOT practicing ... I'm an accomplished heterosexual!
I am NOT practicing...I'm an accomplished gay!
I am NOT schizo! Yes I amNo I'm notYES I am!Uh Uh.
I am NOT stubborn.  I am merely correct.
I am NOT wearing the dress this time. - Peter Puppy
I am NOT your cheese steak - Mike
I am NOW of Borg, prepare to be emasculated.
I am NSA of Borg. Your public key will be assimilated.
I am NT of Borg: You will not be assimilated Existence is futile
I am NT the Borg ... Your hard disk will be Assimilated!
I am Nagus Zek of Borg. Trimming my ear hair is futile.
I am Ned Flanders of Borg: Hideho, it's time to assimilate, neighbor.
I am Neelix of Borg! Um, I was wondering, do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Neelix of Borg.  Awful humor and bad comic relief are irrelevant.
I am Neelix of Borg. Your bathtubs will be assimilated.
I am Neil Diamond of Borg: Song Sung Borg, Everyone's assimilated
I am Neil Peart of Borg.  Prepare to be syncopated.
I am Neils Borg. Fission is irrelevant.
I am Neville Chamberlain of Borg. I have in my hand, an assimilation
I am Newt of Borg: children are irrelevant
I am Niels of Borg: Fission is irrelevant.
I am Nietzsche of Borg: Plato is irrelevant.
I am Nixon of Borg.  Watergate is Irrelevant!
I am Norm of Borg, and I want to assimilate that beer!
I am Norm of Borg. Bar tabs are futile, beer will be assimilated.
I am Novartza of Borg. Assistance is fertile. You will be simulated
I am Number 6 of Borg - Why I resigned is irrelevant.
I am Number Five of Borg, Prepare to be disassembled!
I am Nurse of Borg. Shall we be assimilated today?
I am O.J. of Borg.  Prepare to be incriminated.
I am O.J. of Borg...a trial is irrelevant.
I am OJ Simpson of Borg, Evidence is irrelevant
I am OLX of Borg.  Your tagline will be assimilated
I am ONE whipped kitten! - Crow
I am ORAC of Borg, Persistance is useless. Don't bother me!
I am OS/2 of Borg, your Disk Space will be assimilated!
I am OS/2 of Borg.  DOS will be assimilated.
I am OS/2 of Borg. Your disk space will be assimulated.
I am Obi Wan of Borg, Killing me is futile
I am Odie of Borg, *=SLUUUURP!=* You have been assimilated!
I am Odo of Borg, No, now I'm a Cylon.  No, now I'm a
I am Odo of Borg.  Shape is irrelevant
I am Odo of Borg. Hey, How do you assimilate a Bucket of Slime?
I am Odo of Borg. No, now I'm a Cylon. No, now I'm a...
I am Odo of Borg. Shape is irrelevant.
I am Odo of Borg: No, now I'm a Cylon. No, now I'm a...
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is V/I
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is futile.
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is relevant.
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is useless (if > 1 Ohm)
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is voltage divided by current.
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is...  pretty nice,  actually.
I am Ohm of Borg. I observed your resistance as... clearly relevant
I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is V / I [Ohm]
I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is Volts assimilating Amps
I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is futile.
I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is relevant.
I am Ohm of Borg: Resistance is futile.
I am Ohm of Borg: Resistance is relevant.
I am Ohm of Borg; resistance is voltage/current.
I am Ohm, of Borg. Resistance is E/I.
I am Okuda of Borg : Sponsoring is irrelevant (tagline made on a Mac II)
I am Oliver North of Borg, I have no recollection of Assimilation.
I am Opie of Borg, Can we similate 'em now, Pa? Can we, huh, can we?
I am Opie of Borg.  Can I assimilate 'em, Pa?
I am Oprah of Borg - so why did you assimilate your husband?
I am Oprah of Borg.  You Will Lose Weight!
I am Oprah of Borg. So, why did you assimilate your husband?
I am Oprah of Borg. You Will Lost Weight!
I am Oprah of Borg. Your lunches will be assimilated
I am Oprah of Borg...Why did you assimilate your husband?
I am Oprah of Borg: Losing weight is irrelevant.
I am Oprah of Borg: So, why did you assimilate your husband?
I am Oprah of Borg: You Will Lost Weight!
I am Orville of Borg, and you are irrelevant.
I am Orville. I suppose you want the office.
I am Otto of Borg. Assimilation is KEWL!!!!!!!!!!
I am P-P-Porky of B-B-Borg. Pre'ah--Pre'ah--Pre'ah-aw, just give up
I am P-P-Porky of B-B-Borg. Prepare to be assim- assim- absorbed.
I am P-P-Porky of B-Borg. Prepare to b-b-b-be assim-sim-ilated.
I am P-Porky of B-Borg... prepare to be assim- assim- absorbed.
I am P-p-p-porky of B-b-b-b-borg!  P-p-prepare to b-be
I am P...P...Porky from B...B...B...Borg. P...P...Prepare t...t
I am P.T. Barnum of Borg. There's one assimililated every minute
I am PB of Borg, I have assimilated your inferior reader
I am PC of Borg.... (A)bort (R)etry (B)e Assimilated
I am PCTOOLS of Borg. Escort us to Disk Sector 001.
I am PENTIUM of BORG. Division is futile. You will be Approximated
I am Pabst of Borg, You shall be inebriated
I am Pac-Man of Borg, You will turn blue
I am Pac-Man of Borg. You will be dot-similated.
I am Pakled of Borg. We look for things to assimilate
I am Paklids of Borg: We assimilate things.
I am Pascal 7 Borg: OBJs are irrelevant, they will be assimilated into T
I am Past Robertson of Borg.  The truth is irrelevant.
I am Pat Robertson of Borg:  You will be baptized into the collective.
I am Pat Sajak of Borg, RES_ST_NCE _S F_T_LE
I am Paul Keating of Borg. This is the assimilation we've had to have
I am Paul Simon of Borg, Must be 50 ways to assimilate your lover
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Are you going, to Assimilation Fair?
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Assimilation is the bottom line for everyone.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Assimilation over Troubled Waters.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Cecilia, you're assimilating my heart.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: I am a Borg, I am an Island.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: I'm feeling, Assimilation Bound.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Listen, to the sounds, of assimilation.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Me and Hugh Down by the School Yard.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Still assimilating after all these years.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: The 59th Street Assimilation Song.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: The Assimilated Child.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: The Borg in the Bubble.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: There are 50 ways to assimilate your lover.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: You Can Call me Hugh.
I am Paul of Borg: Gentiles should be assimilated too.
I am Paul_Simon of Borg. There are 50 ways to assimilate your lover
I am Paulkeating of Borg. This is the assimilation we've had to have.
I am Pee Wee of Borg. Wanna watch me assimilate myself?
I am Peg of Borg, Al, I need to be assimilated NOW!
I am Pentium of BORG!  Division if futile!  It WILL be approximated!
I am Pentium of Borg - Prepare to be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg Division is futile
I am Pentium of Borg, division is futile! You will be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg, prepare to be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg.  Division is futile.  You will be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg.  Prepare to be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg.  Resistance is Intel.  You will be Approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg.  You will be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg. Math is irrelevant. Prepare to be approximated
I am Pentium of Borg. Precision is futile. You will be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg. Prepare to be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg... you will be Approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg...division is Futile...you will be Approximated
I am Pentium of Borgyou will be Approximated.
I am Pentium of the Borg, Division is Futile you will approxiamated
I am Pentium of the Borg.  You will be approximated
I am Pepe of ze Borg. We will assimilate you in the matters of love.
I am Perot of Borg, I will.....uh, oh forget it
I am Perot of Borg, now here's the deal
I am Perot of Borg.  Here's a chart on your assimilation.
I am Perot of Borg.  Now here's the deal.  You will be as
I am Perot of Borg.  Your Money Will Be Assimilated!
I am Perot of Borg. Here's a chart on your assimilation.
I am Perot of Borg. Here's the deal. First, you'll be assimilated
I am Perot of Borg. It's your collective, you're the owners.
I am Perot of Borg. Now here's the deal. You will be assimilated.
I am Perot of Borg. Now right here's a chart on your assimilation
I am Perot of Borg. Resistance is futile. No it isn't
I am Perot of Borg. Resistance? ... Now that's just sad, really sad
I am Perot of Borg. Resistance? Now that's just sad.
I am Perot of Borg. Wait a minute, I already own most of Sector 001.
I am Perot of Borg. We should assimilate for the children.
I am Perot of Borg. You will be assimilated with a giant sucking sound
I am Perot of Borg: Here's a chart on your assimilation.
I am Perot of Borg: Let's have a debate about your assimilation.
I am Perot of Borg: Now here's the deal. You will be assimilated.
I am Perot of Borg: Reistance? Now that's just sad !
I am Perot of Borg: You will be assimilated with a giant sucking sound
I am Peshek of Borg and I am _NOT_ the Assimilation Goddess!
I am Pesto of Borg, Squint will be assimilated
I am Peter Popoff of Borg. Prepare to reach God at 37.15 megahertz.
I am Pharaoh of Borg, YWHY is irrelevant
I am Picard of Borg.  HAIR Is Irrelevant!
I am Picard of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated...make it so
I am Picard of Borg. Tucking your shirt in is futile.
I am Pierre of Borg. You will be assim.. Ooooh, AVOIDS!
I am Piglet of Borg.  If I weren't so small, resistance would be futile
I am Piglet of Borg. But Pooh, I want to be assimilated!
I am Piglet of Borg: If I weren't such a small Borg, resistance would.
I am Pike of Borg, Beep beep
I am Pink Floyd of Borg: All in all, we're all just Borgs in The Wall.
I am Pink Floyd of Borg: We don't need no assimilation!
I am Pinky of Borg.  Gosh Brain, who will we assimilate tonight?
I am Pinky of Borg. Narf!
I am Pinky of Borg. What d'you want to assimilate t'nite, Brain?
I am Pinky of the Borg. Gosh Brain, who will we assimilate tonight?
I am Plato of Borg: The meaning of life is irrelevant.
I am Poochy- Woof, woof! - Poochy
I am Pooh of Borg, We are feeling elevenish. Surrender your honey
I am Pooh of Borg.  All bother is futile, your hunny will be assimilated
I am Pooh of Borg.  Bother is irrelevant.  Honey will be absorbed.
I am Pooh of Borg.  We're feeling elevenish.  Surrender your honey.
I am Pooh of Borg. All bother is futile, hunny will be assimilated
I am Pooh of Borg. Bothering is irrelavent.
I am Pooh of Borg. Surrender your honey
I am Pooh of Borg. We are feeling elevenish. Surrender your honey.
I am Pooh of Borg: All bother is futile, honey will be assimilated
I am Pooh of Borg: I think I'll assimilate a little Hunny today
I am Pooh of Borg: Surrender your honey pot.
I am Pooh of Borg: We are feeling elevenish. Surrender your honey.
I am Pooh of Borg:I think I'll assimilate a little something today
I am Pop-eye of the borg, you will be askimiligrated
I am Pope of Borg: You are irreverent.
I am Pope of Borg: You will be assimilated in the name of god.
I am Popeil of Borg.  You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's MORE!
I am Popeil of Borg. You shall be Pocket Fished.
I am Popeye of Borg -- Prepare to be askimilgated.
I am Popeye of Borg, resiskance is frutile, you will be askimilrated!
I am Popeye of Borg.  Prepare to be askimigilated
I am Popeye of Borg.  Spinach is Irrelevant
I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated.
I am Popeye of Borg. You will be askimilgrated!
I am Popeye of Borg...prepare to be assagrimilated
I am Popeye of Borg...prepare to be assagrimilated...ak ak ak ak ak
I am Popeye of Borg:  "You shall be what I yam."
I am Popeye of Borg: Prepare to be askimilated.
I am Popeye of Borg: You shall be what you shall be.
I am Popeye of Borg: You will be askgimilgated.
I am Popeye of the Borg.  Prepare to be askimilated.
I am Popeye, a Borg.  Prepare to be askimiligrated.
I am Porky Borg. Prepare to be assim..assim..I'm taking over!
I am Porky Pig of Borg You will be assimi-assimi-assimi - aw heck, we're gonna get you
I am Porky Pig of Borg, prepare to be asi..asim..assimm..to be a robot
I am Porky Pig of Borg.  Prepare to be assimi..asisim
I am Porky Pig of Borg. You wil be abbadi abbadi abbadi assimilated.
I am Porky Pig of Borg: You're-Ble-Ir-El-Ir-Not Relevant!
I am Porky Pig of Borg; Pbbpbbprebbprepare to bbbbb--we're taking over
I am Porky Pig of the Borg, you will be assim...assimu...assimml..as
I am Porky of B-b-b-borg. Prepare to be assimi-assimi-  eaten all up!
I am Porky of B-b-b-borg. Prepare to be assimi-assimi-assimi-
I am Porky of Borg
I am Porky of Borg, Pbpbbprebprepare to bbbbb--eh, we're taking over
I am Porky of Borg, You are ir-ir-uh-ur-ar-er not important
I am Porky of Borg, You will be as-s-s-sim, as-s-s-sim, oh, forget it
I am Porky of Borg.  P-p-p-p-pre-a-pre-p-p-p-p-p.  Aw, give up.
I am Porky of Borg.  Pbbpbbprebbprepare to bbbbbbb--we're taking over.
I am Porky of Borg.  Prepare to be assim...assim...I'm taking over!
I am Porky of Borg. P-p-p-p-pre-a-pre-p-p-p-p-p. Aw, give up.
I am Porky of Borg. Pbbpbbprebbprepare to bbbbb--eh, we're taking over
I am Porky of Borg. Prepare to be assim...assim...I'm ta
I am Porky of Borg. Prepare to be assim...assim...assim....a robot!
I am Porky of Borg. You are irrele-irrele-irrele--ah, not important
I am Porky of Borg. You will be Assim.. im.. iml.. aw, forget it
I am Porky of Borg. You will be as-s-s-sim, as-s-s-sim, forget it
I am Porky of Borg. You will be as-s-s-sim, as-sim, become one of us
I am Porky of Borg. You will be assim ... bdeh ... assim
I am Porky of Borg. You will be assim...bdeh...assim...I'm takin' over!
I am Porky of Borg: Prepare tbedebe-bdb-bdb--lose it
I am Porky of Borg: Prepare to be assim..assim.. I'm taking over!
I am Porky of Borg: You will be as-s-s-sim, as-s-s-sim, oh, forget it.
I am Porky of Borg: You will be assim...bdeh...assim...
I am Porky of Borg; p-p-prepare to b-b-be asssim  assim assi
I am Potash of Borg. Your filk will be assimilated.
I am Poultry in Motion! - The Red Rooster
I am Prince Albert of Borg...Hold on...I'm in the can!
I am Pro Choice, as long as it's before conception
I am Procrastitron! I will destroy you! Well, when I get
I am Procrastitron.  I will destroy you, eventually.
I am Prodigy of Borg: Your files will be assimilated.
I am Professor John Frink of Borg. With my new death ray, I can assimilate almost everything!
I am Pythagoras of Borg, Distance is irrelevant
I am Q of Borg   - SNAP -   - FLASH -   You're assimilated!
I am Q of Borg  <SNAP> <FLASH>  You're assimilated!
I am Q of Borg.   You REALLY don't stand a chance!
I am Q of Borg.  I'm bored
I am Q of Borg. You REALLY don't stand a chance!
I am Q of Borg. You are not worthy of assimilation.
I am Q of Borg: I'm bored.
I am Q-Tip, a Borg.
I am Q...and you have absolutely no idea how screwed up this is. -Q
I am Quark of Borg - Prepare your latinum to be assimilated.
I am Quark of Borg.  Gold Pressed Lattinum is Irrelevant
I am Quark of Borg.  Profit is irrele.. is irr.. -No! I can't say it.
I am Quark of Borg.  Resistance could be profitable
I am Quark of Borg.  Your latinum will be assimliated
I am Quark of Borg: Profit is, is... No! I cant say it!
I am Quark. Slayer of Klingons.
I am Quayle of Borg.  Intelligence is irrelevent.
I am Quayle of Borg.  Speling is Irevelant
I am Quayle of Borg. Intelligence is Irrelevant
I am Quayle of Borg. Yu will bee assimillatede
I am Quayle of Borg...resistance is fewtile
I am Quayle of Borg.Your potatoes will be assimilated.
I am Quayle of Borg: Prepire to be asimillayted.
I am Quayle of Borg: Speling is irelevante.
I am Queeg. * Holly
I am Qwerty of Keyborg. Lett'er be assimilated.
I am R2D2 of Borg: Beedoop dee bleboodoop! Ooooooooooh
I am Rabbit of Borg. No, Pooh. That's not how to assimilate someone
I am Ralph of Borgs.  Duaaahhh, youse will bes assimilated.
I am Rambo of Borg, Yo! Assimilate 'dis! <BANG!> <BANG!> <BANG!>
I am Rambo of Borg.  *BWHAM*  *BUDDABUDDABUDDA* *KABOOOM*
I am Rambo of Borg.  Yo! Assimilate 'dis! <BANG!> <BANG!>
I am Rambo of Borg: Yo! Assimilate this! <BANG> <BANG> <BANG>
I am Rambo of Borg: Yo!!! Assimilate this! <BANG> <BANG>
I am Rambo of Borg: Yo!!! Assimilate this! <BANG> <BANG> <BANG>
I am Rand of Borg: Resistance is anti-mind and anti-reason
I am Rand of Borg: Resistance is anti-mind, anti-reason, and anti-Borg
I am Ranma of Borg - Add cold water to assimilate
I am Ray Brown of Borg. You will be assimilated. Filk is off-topic.
I am Ray Charles of Borg - The 'right one' is irrelevant, baby
I am Rayden of Borg.  My electric bill is irrelivant.
I am Rayden of Borg.  You mortals will be assimilated!
I am Rayden of Borg. My electric bill is irrelevant
I am Reagan from Borg...I don't recall assimilating anyone?!
I am Reagan of Bor...uh...Prepare...uh...Nancy is irellev...uh
I am Reagan of Borg, I don't remember assimilating you
I am Reagan of Borg.  Prepare to be, uh, I don't recall.
I am Reagan of Borg. I don't remember assimilating you.
I am Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be, uh.. er.. I can't recall.
I am Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be... uh Nancy, I don't recall that
I am Reagan of Borg. You will be...uh...umm...I don't recall
I am Reagan of Borg. You will be..um..er..I forgot.
I am Reagan of Borg: Prepare to be, uh, I don't recall.
I am Redundant, of Borg. Irrelevancy is Irrelevant
I am Ren of Borg, and I'll assimilate you bloated sacks!
I am Ren of Borg, prepare to be assEEEmilated, man!
I am Ren of Borg, you irrelevant bloated sack of protoplasm!
I am Ren of Borg.  Resistance is futile, you sack of protoplasm!
I am Ren of Borg. You irrelevant bloated sack of protoplasm!
I am Reno of Borg - Prepare to be incinerated
I am Reno of Borg:  Give up your rights, resistance is futile.
I am Reproduction of Borg, prepare to be proliferated.
I am Reptile of Borg.  You will become one with the floor.
I am Republican of Borg, The middle class will be assimilated
I am Rhett of Borg: Frankly I don't give a damn who you assimilate.
I am Rhino, hear me roar!
I am Rich Guy of Borg. Your Grey Poupon will be assimilated.
I am Rich Guy of Borg. Your Grey Poupon will be assimilated.
I am Richard Simmons of Borg: You will be assim-i-lated. Move IT!
I am Richie Ryan of the clan... uh, can we try that again?
I am Richie Ryan of the clan... wait, can we try that again? -R.Ryan
I am Richman of Borg: The assilatorman. Resistance is futilarama!
I am Ridiculous of Borg: Resistance in futile, you will laugh.
I am Riker of Borg - Prepare to be leaned on
I am Riker of Borg.  Prepare to be stared at intensely.
I am Riker of Borg.  Resistance is futile.  My quarters a
I am Riker of Borg. Resistance is futile. My quarters are this way.
I am Riker of Borg:  Your women will be assimilated&lt;smirk&gt;.
I am Riker of Borg: Honor is irrelevant. Winning is everything.
I am Riker of Borg: Prepare to be leaned on.
I am Riker of Borg: Your women will be assimilated &lt;smirk&gt;.
I am Rimmer of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Smeghead!
I am Rimmer of Borg. You would be assimilated if you weren't a git!
I am Rita of Borg.  You will tolerate my singing, or be assimilated.
I am Roadrunner of Borg. You will beep-beep assimilated.
I am Roadrunner of Borg: Prepare to beep-beep assimilated.
I am Robbins of Borg: Hemingway is irrelevant.
I am Robertson of Borg. The truth is irrelevant.
I am Robin of Borg, Holy futility, Borgman! We're assimilated!
I am Robin of Borg. Holy futility, Batman... We've been assimilated!
I am Robin of Borg: Holy Futility Batman, we're assimilated.
I am Robocop of Borg.  Prepare to be assim--...Mmmmm...doughnuts
I am Rocket-Launcher of Borg: Kowabunga, Dudes!
I am Rockne of BORG! Assimilate one for the Gipper!
I am Rockne of Borg. Go out there and assimilate one for the Gipper
I am Rocky of Borg.  Yo! Prepare to be, uh, you know, assimilated
I am Rod (Serling) of Borg: You have entered a world of the unassimilated
I am Rodney Dangerfield of Borg. I get no resistance.
I am Roger Daltrey of Borg: Hope I die before I'm assimilated.
I am Rolling of Borg. We can't get no assimilation.
I am Ronald Reagan of Borg.  Prepare to be uh, I don't re
I am Ronald Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be... uh, I forget
I am Ronald Reagan...of Borg. Prepare to be... uh, I don't recall
I am Ronald Regan of Borg You will ... you ... What was I saying?
I am Ronny McBorg. Over 6 billion assimilated. Taste is irrelevant.
I am Roo of Borg: Can I be assimilated too? Please!? Please!?
I am Rooney of Borg, Ever wonder why resistance is futile?
I am Rooney of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated. I hate that!
I am Root of Unix. Resistance is futile
I am Ros Kelly of Borg. Prepare to be wiped clean - then assimilated
I am Roseanne Arnold of Borg: Hey, stupid, you're gonna be assimilated
I am Ross Perot of Borg: Assimilation? Well here's the deal.
I am Ross Perot of Borg: Resistance? Now that's just sad.
I am Rowen & Martin of Borg: The Fickle Finger of Fate is irrelevant.
I am Rozencrantz of Borg: Guildenstern is irrelevant.
I am Rubick of Borg:  So you like my ship design?
I am Rudolph of Borg: Fog is irrelevant
I am Rush LimBorg.  All other opinions are irrelevant.
I am Rush Limbaugh of Borg.  That's a scary thought, eh?
I am Rush Limbaugh of Borg. Democratism is futile
I am Rush Limbaugh of Borg. Democrats will be assimilated
I am Rush Limbaugh of Borg. That's a scary thought, eh?
I am Rush Limbaugh of Borg... scary thought, huh?
I am Rush of Borg, Liberals are irrelevant
I am Rush of Borg, Prepare to have meaning attached
I am Rush of Borg, Responsibility and Tact are Irrelevant
I am Rush of Borg. Assimilation on loan from God
I am Rush of Borg. I will TELL you how to be assimilated!
I am Rush of Borg. Prepare to be Ass Emulated
I am Rush of Borg. Telling the truth is irrelevant
I am Rush of Lim-Borg. Liberalism is futile.
I am Rush of LimBORG.  All other opinions are irrelevant.
I am Rush of LimBORG: Resistance is futile. Death is irrelevant.
I am Rush of LimBorg: All *other* opinions are irrelevant!
I am Rush of Limborg.  Liberals are irrelevant.
I am Ryan of Borg, I can't assimilate all these taglines!
I am Ryoga of Borg. When I find you, I'll assimilate you!
I am Ryu of Borg: The pronunciation of my name is irrelevant.
I am S&M of Borg!  Resistance is fun
I am SERVO-TRON! DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
I am SLMR of Borg, Your tagline has been assimilated!
I am SOOOOO Heterosexual! - Tom as geeky guy
I am SUNDER! I am here to hurt you! -- Sunder
I am SYSOP of Borg. Fill in questionaire for assimilation
I am Saddam of Borg.  This is the mother of all assimilations!
I am Sagan of Borg, We've assimilated BILLions and BILLions
I am Sailor @F, champion of... Why are you laughing?
I am Sailor Binford, and in the name of... OWW!  MY THUMB!
I am Sailor Bison. Anyone who opposes me will be punished!
I am Sailor Kefka! I will punish you with the Light of Judgment!
I am Sailor Locke. Call me a treasure hunter, or I'll punish you!!
I am Sailor Mog, kupo!! I will punish you-po!
I am Sailor Ryoga... If I can find you, I'll punish you!
I am Sailor Terra. I'll punish you, as soon as I find out who I am
I am Sajack of Borg, RES_STA_CE _S F_T_ILE
I am Sajak of Borg ... R_SIST_NC_ IS FUTIL_.
I am Sajak of Borg, RES_STA_CE _S F_T_LE
I am Sajak of Borg. R-sist-nc- -s f-til-
I am Sajak of Borg. RES_T_NCE _S F_T_LE
I am Sajak of Borg. R__I_T_NC_ I_ FU_IL_
I am Sajak of Borg: RES_ST_NCE _S F_T_LE.
I am Sajak of Borg: RES_S_ANC_ _S F_U__LE!
I am Sajak of Borg;  RES_STA_CE _S F_T_LE.
I am Salemi of Borg, You will be assimilated, resistance is off topic
I am Sally Jessie Raphael of Borg: How to assimilate, ten easy ways
I am Sally Jessie Raphael: How to assimilate, ten easy ways, next.
I am Sally Jessy of Borg: Pagan prostitutes and their Assimilated Mothers
I am Sally Raphael of Borg: How to assimilate, ten easy ways, next.
I am Salvator Dali of Borg : War kisses umbrela
I am Sam Beckett of Borg - I assimilated you 15 years ago
I am Sam of Borg. The past is irrelevant, going home is futile
I am Sam, Sam I am. Do you like more megs of ram?
I am Sam. Of Borg, I am. I will assimilate Green Eggs and Ham
I am Sam. Of Borg, I am. Will you assimilate green eggs and ham?
I am Samantha of Borg, - wiggle nose - . You're assimilated!
I am Samantha of Borg. &lt;wiggle nose&gt;. You're assimilated!
I am Sammy of Borg: Damage is futile.  You will be healed
I am Santa of Borg: You will be assimilated. HO! HO! HO!
I am Santini, the Great Santini
I am Sartre of Borg, Existence precedes assimilation
I am Satan of Borg!  To Hell with assimilation!  You're gonna burn!
I am Scar of Borg; Mufasa and Simba will be assimilated.
I am Scar of Borg; Pride Rock will be assimilated.
I am Scarlett of Borg. Where will I go? What will I assimilate?
I am SchlitzBeer of Borg: You will be assimilated with gusto!
I am Schultz of Borg. I assimilate nawwthing... nawwwwwthhh-thiiing!
I am Schwarzenegger of Borg, Prepare to stay here. I'll be back
I am Schwarzenegger of Borg; Get ready for a big surprise!
I am Scooby Doo of Borg - Reware ree roo arrimirated Raggy!
I am Scooby Doo of Borg- Reware roo re arimorated, Raggy!
I am Scooby of Borg.  Reware roo re arimolated, Raggy &lt;he-he-he-he&gt;!
I am Scooby of Borg.  Reware roo re arimolated, Raggy.
I am Scorpion of Borg.  Come here and get assimilated!
I am Scorpion of Borg.  Death is irrelevent.
I am Scorpion of Borg. Resistance is futile. Prepare to be incinerated
I am Scott of Borg, Resistance dinna matter
I am Scotty of Borg. Locutus,they can't assimilate much more of this!
I am Scoty o' Borg: Changing the laws of Physics is futile.
I am Scrooge McDuck of the Clan McDuck. There can be only 1!
I am Scrooge of Borg - Christmas is Irrelevant!
I am Scully of Borg, but I STILL don't believe in Aliens.
I am Scully of Borg; can you *prove* the assimilation?
I am Seanette of Borg. Your taglines will be assimilated
I am Seigler of Borg, You will be assimilated, resistance is off topic
I am Seigler of Borg. You will be assimilated, resistance
I am Seigler of Borg. You will be assimilated, resistance is off topic
I am Seinfeld of Borg. D'jah ever notice resistance is futile?
I am Seinfeld of Borg. Not if there is anything with that
I am Seinfeld of Borg. Not that there's anything wrong with that!
I am Seinfeld of Borg. So hey, what's this big deal with resistance?
I am Seinfeld of Borg. What's the deal with resistance?
I am Seinfeld of Borg... Yadda Yadda Yadda... You will be assimilated
I am Seinfeld of Borg: D'juh ever notice resistance is futile?
I am Seinfeld of Borg: What's the deal with resistance?
I am Sela of Borg: Res- (Enterprise self-destructs).
I am Senile of Borg, Prepare to be... What was I talking about?
I am Senility of Borg. Prepare to-who am I and who the hell are you?
I am Seska of Kazon-Bunny_Yeager.  Would you like some soup?
I am Seven of Nine, and your wolf whistles are futile AND irrelevant.
I am Sgt Schultz of Borg.  I azzimilate nutzing!
I am Sgt Schultz of Borg.  I azzimilate nutzing!
I am Shaggy of Borg, You shall be groovy
I am Shakespear of Borg preppare to be or not to be!
I am Shakespear of the Borg, thou wilt all be assimilateth.
I am Shakespeare of Borg - Prepare to be... or not to be
I am Shakespeare of Borg.  Preparest thou to be thusly assimilated
I am Shakespeare of Borg.  Thou wilt all be assimilateth.
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be or not to be!
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be, assimilated
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be, or prepare not to be.
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be... or not to be... that is
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare tp be, or prepare not to be.
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Thou shalt be assimilated.
I am Shakespeare of Borg...Prepare to be, or not to be.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: English is irrelevant.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: Prepare to be, or not to be.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: Thou wilt all be assimilateth.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: To be or not to be is irrelevant.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: To be, or not to be, assimilated
I am Shakespeare of Borg: Yorick is irrelevant
I am Shakespeare of Borg; prepare to be or not to be.
I am Shakespeare of Bork. Prepare to be, or prepare not to be
I am Shakespeare of the Borg.  Thou wilt all be assimilateth.
I am Shakespere of Borg, Prepare to be, or prepare not to be
I am Shang Tsung of Borg.  My age is irrelevent.
I am Shang Tsung of Borg. My age is irrelevant. My identity is irrelevant
I am Sharon Stone of Borg, Clothing is irrelevant!
I am Shenzi of Borg; Simba and Nala will be assimilated.
I am Sheridan of Borg ... and you will be assimilated straight to HELL!
I am Sheridan of Borg, comparisons are really stupid!
I am Shirley Manson of Borg: I only assimilate when it raaaaaains...
I am Shirley McLain of Borg.  It was futile the last time
I am Shirley McLain of Borg.  It was futile the last time
I am Shirley McLain of Borg. It was futile in my previous life, too.
I am Shirley McLain of Borg. It was futile the last time too.
I am Shirley McLain of Borg: Didn't I assimilate you in another life?
I am Shirley McLain of Borg: It was futile in my previous life, too.
I am Shirley McLain of Borg: It was futile the last time too...
I am Shiva. I have become death.
I am Sick of Borg....taglines that have been assimilated.
I am Siegler of Borg: You will be assimilated,resistance is off topic.
I am Simba of Borg; my kingly responsibilities are irrevelant.
I am Simmons of Borg. You'll be ass-imilated, honey. Move your tush!
I am Simpson of Borg: Assimilate my shorts.
I am Sinatra of Borg: Do be do be do is irrelevant.
I am Sinatrus ** the Chairman of the Borg.
I am Sinclair of Borg: I can't remember to be assimilated
I am Sir Fool of It!
I am Sirtis of the Dominion. NO VIDEO TAPING!
I am Sisko of Borg, Now I have an excuse for no emotions
I am Sisko of Borg: acting is irrelevant
I am Skase of Borg. Extradition is futile
I am Skippy of Borg, prepare to be nkt nkt, Nod Nod, Shake Shake
I am Skywalker of Borg, So, Ben, what do I do now ?
I am Slappy of Borg, Ahh, button yer yap! You will be assimilated!
I am Slappy of Borg.  Shut up already, or I'll assimilate you!!
I am Slappy of Borg. Ahh, button yer yap! You will be assimilated!
I am Slappy of Borg. Shut up already, or I'll assimilate you!!
I am Slartibartfast of Borg, but my name is irrelevant.
I am Sledge Hammer of Borg. Trust me, I know what I'm assimilating.
I am Sly Stone of Borg: Thank You (Falettinme Assimilate Mice Elf Again)
I am Smiley Face of Borg, Nice days are irrelevant
I am Smiley Face of Borg, Nice days are irrelevant
I am Smokey Bear of Borg: Only YOU can prevent resistance!
I am Smokey The Borg. Only YOU can prevent futility
I am Smokey the Bear of Borg. Only YOU can prevent needless assimilation!
I am Smokey the Borg.  Only you can be assimilated
I am SmokeyBear of Borg. Only YOU can prevent needless assimilation!
I am Smorgas of Borg! Prepare to be marinated!
I am Smorgas of Borg, prepare to be stuffed.
I am Smorgas of Borg.  Prepare to be stuffed till your eyes pop out!
I am Smorgas of Borg.  You will be marinated.
I am Smorgas of Borg. Prepare to be marinaded.
I am Smorgas of Borg. Sauce is irrelevant. You will be marinated
I am Smorgas of Borg. You will be marinated!
I am Smorgas of Borg: Prepare to be stuffed.
I am Smorgas-Borg:  Starving is futile.
I am Smorgus of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be marinated
I am Snake of Borg. Oh no... Assimilators
I am Socrates of Borg.  You shall be
I am Solipsist of Borg. Existence is futile
I am Solo of Borg, and I've got a bad feeling about this
I am Solo of Borg: You will be assimilated...trust me
I am Solo of Borg: You will be assimilated...trust me &lt;grin&gt;.
I am Solo of Borg: You will be assimilated...trust me.
I am Sonic of Borg, speed is irrelevant!
I am Sonya of Borg. Being female is irrelevant. Prepare to be assimilated
I am Soran of Borg. You will escort me to the Nexus!
I am Speculum of Borg, prepare to be probed
I am Speedy Gonzales of Borg: Prepare to be accelerated!
I am Spike Lee of Borg, If I can't assimilate you, you're a racist
I am Spock of Borg - Fascinating...
I am Spock of Borg.  Logic appears to dictate that I assimilate you
I am Spock of Borg.  Logic is Irrelevant!
I am Spock of Borg.  Resistance is illogical.
I am Spock of Borg. Logic would seem to dictate that I assimilate you.
I am Spock of Borg. Resistance is illogical.
I am Spock of Borg. Resistance is illogical. You will be fascinated
I am Spock of Borg. Resistance...fascinating, maybe, illogical, yes!
I am Spock of Borg... Fascinating
I am Spock of Borg: Logic would seem to dictate that I assimilate you.
I am Spock of Borg: Resistance would be illogical.
I am Spock, a dealer in Kevas and Trillium
I am Spockutis of Borg, Resistance is illogical
I am Sponge of Borg. Your Available Downloads will be assimulated
I am Spot of Borg: Your food and curtains will be assimilated.
I am Sri Ramakrishna of Borg: There are many paths to assimilation.
I am Stacy Haiduk.....look into my eyes...  (.) (.)
I am Starchild, Up with the Crow and Down with the Wolves.
I am Starship Security, I stand between certain death and a commercial!
I am Stephen King of Borg, You will be assimilated in a horrific way
I am Stephen King of Borg. You will be assimilated into my next novel.
I am Stephen King of Borg. You'll be assimilated in most horrific way.
I am Stern of Borg. Babes will be inseminated--no, assimilated--uh
I am Stern of Borg. Babes will be inseminated...er
I am Stern of Borg. Resistance is futile. Take off your top
I am Sternbach of Borg: Scans show your ship designs are inferior to ours
I am Stimpy of Borg.  Happiness is irrelevant.  Joy is ir
I am Stimpy of Borg. Assimilate, assimilate, assimilate!
I am Stimpy of Borg. Assimilate, assimilate, assimilate! Joy, joy, joy!
I am Stimpy of Borg. Happiness is irrelevant. Joy is irrelevant.
I am Stimpy of Borg. Your Powdered Toast will be assimilated.
I am Stimpy of Borg: Happiness is irrelevant. Joy is irrelevant.
I am Stoned of Borg!  Resistance is like, like, I ferget.
I am Stripper of Borg.  Clothing is Irrelevant!
I am Sub-Zero of Borg.  Body heat is irrelevent.  Prepare to be frozen
I am Sully of Borg, and I STILL don't believe in aliens!
I am Superconductor of Borg. Resistance is futile
I am Superman of Borg. I fight for Assimilation and the Borg way.
I am Superman of Borg. I fight for Assimilation, Relevance and the Borg
I am Superman of Borg: Clark is no more. Only Superman is assimilated.
I am Superman of Borg: I am the real Superman of Borg. I look like one
I am Superman of Borg: I never said I was assimilated.
I am Superman of Borg: I'd love to assimilate a babe like you.
I am Superman of Borg: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's irrelevant!
I am Surgeon General of Borg. Assimilation can be hazardous to your health
I am Svedish Chef of Burg. Prepaur to bey Assimilatedy. Borg borg borg!
I am Swaggart of Borg.  You SHAY-ULL be as-SIM-ilated.  HALLELUJAH!!!
I am Swaggart of Borg. You SHAY-ULL be as-SIM-ilated !!
I am Swan of Borg, You shall be disassembled
I am Swedish Chef of Borg: Assimilate de chicken.
I am Sybil of Borg, and so am I, so am I, so am
I am Sybil of Borg. I will assimilate myself
I am Sybil of Borg. I will assimilate myself, then all those others!
I am Sybil of Borg. I will assimilate myself.
I am Sylvester of Borg.  Prepare to be athhhhimilated.
I am SysOp, hear me roar, with modems too fast to ignore
I am Sysop of Borg.  Phone bills are irrelevant.
I am Sysop of Borg. Configuration is irrelevant.
I am Sysop of Borg. I run TBBS; what you run is irrelevant.
I am Sysop of Borg: Configuration is irrelevant.
I am Sysop of Borg: I run TBBS; what you run is irrelevant.
I am T'chun, master of Shinanju
I am T'kul of Borg: You're Queen egg will be assimilated.
I am T-Rex of Borg. Barney has been --CHOMP!-- assimilated. &lt;burp&gt;
I am T-Rex of Borg. Barney will be ---CHOMP--- assimilated!
I am T-Rex of Borg. Irrelevant Barney has been--&lt;BURP!&gt; assimilated
I am TEXT of Borg: You will be ASCII-mulated!
I am TEXTUS of the Borg, resistance is futile, you will b
I am THAT kinda girl!
I am THE King! I am Bowser. - Bowser
I am TIM the Enchanter, but you can call me Tim.
I am TIM the Enchanter, but you can call me Tim. - Monty Python
I am TLX 3.0 of Borg, Your taglines will be assimilated
I am Taco of Borg: Running is futile-Border is irrelevant
I am Taco of Borg: Running is irrelevant. Border is irrelevant.
I am Tagline of Borg, You will be appended!
I am Tagline of Borg.  Go ahead!  Assimilate me!
I am Tagline of Borg.  Your message will be assimilated.
I am Tagline of Borg. Go ahead! Assimilate me!
I am Tagline of Borg. Prepare to assimilate me.
I am Tagline of Borg. You will be appended!
I am Tagline of Borg. Your message will be assimilated.
I am Tagline-Thief of Borg:  You will be as&%$# -++ NO CARRIER"
I am Talia of Borg. Well, at least I used to be
I am Tandy of Borg, You will be assimilated Realistically.
I am Tarzan of Borg. You will be AAAEEEOOOEEEEOOOOO!
I am Tarzan of Borg: Me assimilate. You assimilated.
I am Tate of Borg. You will be assim... Ooooh! PORTS!
I am Taz of Borg - RRRHHRRR  UUURRRGGHHH PPHHHZZZTTT!
I am Taz of Borg!  RRHHRR  UURRRGGHH  PPPHHZZZT!
I am Taz of Borg.  RRHHRRR UUURRRGGHHH PPHHHZZZTTT!!!!!
I am Taz of Borg. You'll be blablabla-yakity-schmackity-blablabla'd!
I am Taz of Borg: RGGL FXZZ PTTHT!
I am Tazz of Borg.  I know this guy, Joey Numbers, likes to assimilate people...
I am Teacher of Borg. Questions are irrelevant
I am Teacher of Borg. Questions are irrelevant
I am Team OS/2 Borg. Watch me assimilate Windows users!
I am Ted Turner of Borg, You will be colorized!
I am Ted of Borg: Resistance is futile, you will be bored to death.
I am Telek Ramor
I am Terminator of Borg.  Hasta Lassimilation, Baby!
I am Terminator of Borg:  Termination is NOT Irrelevant
I am Terminator of Borg: Hasta Lassimilation, Baby!
I am Terry Smith of Borg - prepare to be - ooOOoo - fur art!
I am Terry Venebles of Borg. Jimmy Hill is irrelevant
I am Texan of Borg, y'all's Fixin' to be 'simmilated!
I am That, you are That, all this is That.
I am The Cat Who Walks by Himself, and all places are alike to me.
I am The Doctor, whether you like it or not.  - Sixth Doctor
I am The Mad Bomber what bombs at Midnight!
I am The Terminator of Borg: You will be exterminated then assimilated
I am The Trillslayer of Borg: Assimilate this, slug..&lt;blam&gt;!
I am Thief of Borg...Taglines will be assimilated!
I am Thighmaster of Borg: Your legs bend me to their will.
I am Thighmaster of Borg: Your legs obey my will.
I am Thomas of Borg, and you are irrelevant
I am Thorin son of Thrain son of Thror King Under the Mountain!
I am Threepio of Borg.  And it's all your fault R2!
I am Thylvessster of Borg. Prepare to be athim--athim--athimmilated!
I am Thylvessster of Borg; Prepare to be athimmilated.
I am Thylveth-ter of Borg. Prepare to be attthhhimilated
I am Tick of Borg. Resistance is... Oooh! Shiny things!
I am Tick of Borg. We will assimilate your shiny things
I am Tigger of Borg! Hoo Hoo Hoo...Assimilatin's what Tiggers do best!
I am Tigger of Borg.  Assimilatin' is what Tiggers do best!
I am Tigger of Borg. A Tigger can assimilate anything!
I am Tigger of Borg. Assimilatin' is what Tiggers do best!
I am Tigger of Borg:  A Tigger can assimilate anything.
I am Tigger of Borg:  ASSIMMILATING! That's what Tiggers do best!
I am Tigger of Borg: A Tigger can assimilate anything.
I am Tigger of Borg: Assimilatin' is what Tiggers do best!
I am Tim Allen of Borg, Prepare to be Re-wired
I am Tim Allen of Borg. &lt;Grunt&gt; &lt;Grunt&gt; &lt;Grunt&gt;
I am Tim Taylor of Borg.  Al is futile
I am Tim Taylor of Borg.  Assimulation gives you more power! Arrgh!
I am Tim Taylor of Borg.  Binford shall be assimilated
I am Tim Taylor of Borg.  More power is irrelevant
I am Tim Taylor of Borg. Assimilation gives you more power! Arrgh!
I am Tim of Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be poked
I am Tim the Borg-man Taylor.  We need... MORE ASSIMILATION! ARR! ARR!
I am Timon of Borg; Hakuna Matata is irrelevant
I am Timov of Borg. LonDO! Come out from under that bed and be assimilated
I am Tipper of Borg, You will be [censored]imilated!
I am Tippin's of Borg.  Pie resistance is futile
I am Tired of Borg.  Go away and stop assimilating.
I am Toaster of Borg: Care for some toast before you're assimilated.
I am Toaster of Borg: It is useless to resist my offerings of toast.
I am Toaster of Borg: Resistance is useless. You will eat toast.
I am Toaster of Borg: Would you like some toast before assimilation?
I am Token Blonde of Borg. Resistance is... um
I am Tolstoy of Borg: Nietzsche is irrelevant.
I am Tom of Borg. Harry, let's go assimilate those twins!
I am Too Long a Soldier. My destiny is clear.
I am Torgo of Borg. I'll assimilate you while the Master's away.
I am Torquemada of Borg: NOBODY assimilates the Spanish Inquisition!
I am Trebek of Borg, For $200, it starts with R and is futile
I am Trebek of Borg. For $200, The category is irrelevant
I am Trebek of Borg. For $200, it starts with R and is futile.
I am Trelane of Borg.  I don't wanna stop assimilating!
I am Trellane of Borg, I don't wanna stop assimilation..I don't wanna
I am Trellane of Borg. NO! I don't wanna stop assimilating, I don't!
I am Tri-State of Borg, I forget what the hell I made up.
I am Troi of Borg, How does assimilation make you feel?
I am Troi of Borg, Your Chocolate will be assimilated
I am Troi of Borg. All your dark milk chocolate will be assimilated.
I am Troi of Borg. Answer me... how does assimilation make you feel?
I am Troi of Borg. How does assimilation make you feel?
I am Troi of Borg. We need to show MORE skin!
I am Troi of Borg. We needed more ways to show more skin
I am Troi of Borg. Your Chocolate will be assimilated.
I am Troi of Borg... Do you want me to assimilate you?
I am Troi of Borg..hey! Quit staring at my chest!
I am Troi of Borg: Chocolate is irrelevant.
I am Troi of BorgDo you want me to assim==============================================================================
I am Troi of BorgDo you want me to assimilate you?
I am Trojan of Borg, Assimilation is safe sex
I am Trojan of Borg. Have no fear, we engage in 'Safe-Assimilation!'
I am Trojan of Borg:  McAfee is irrelevant
I am Tron of Borg, Prepare to be de-rezzed!
I am Troy McClure of Borg: I've been assimilated and love it!
I am Trudeau of Borg, Assimilate? Assimilate This!
I am Trudeau of Borg, Resistance? Fuddle duddle!
I am Trudeau of Borg. Assimilate? Assimilate This!
I am Trudeau of Borg. Resistance? Fuddle duddle!
I am Trump of Borg: You will be accumulated.
I am Tuvok of Borg.  Neelix most assuredly will not be assimilated.
I am Tuvok of Borg. I will read while assimilating you.
I am Tuvok of Borg. Neekix most assuredly will not be assimilated
I am Tweeti of Borg.  I tawt I attimiwated a Puddy Tat!
I am Tweety of Borg, I tawt I assimilated a puddy tat!
I am Tweety of Borg.  Puddy Tats are irrelevant.
I am Tweety of Borg. Aw, the poor puddy-tat..he dot all assimiwated!
I am Tweety of Borg. Awwhhhh, the poor poody cat got assimilated.
I am Tweety of Borg. I _tawt_ I attimiwated a puddy tat!
I am Tweety of Borg. I taut I assimilated a puddy tat.
I am Tweety of Borg. I tawt &lt;pant&gt; I attimilated &lt;pant&gt; a Puddy Tat!
I am Tweety of Borg. I tawt I attimilated a Puddy Tat!
I am Tweety of Borg. Puddy Tat's are iwelevent.
I am Tweety of Borg:  I tawt I attimuwated a Puddy Tat!
I am Tweety of Borg: I taht I taw a Picardycat.
I am Tweety of Borg: I tawt I attimiwated a Puddy Tat! I did!
I am Tweety of Borg: You wiww be assimewated!
I am Tyrannosaurous Rex of Borg.  Barney is irrelevant.
I am Uhura of Borg.  Assimilation frequencies open, sir
I am Uhura of Borg. Assimilation frequencies have been established
I am Uhura of Borg. Assimilation frequencies open, sir.
I am Uncle Sam of Borg: Your insurance will be assimilated
I am Unix of Borg. Your compatability will be assimulated.
I am Urkel of Borg! Darling apple of my eye, wanna assimilate moi!?
I am Urkel of Borg, did *I* assimilate that?
I am V'Ger of Borg: Carbon units are irrelevant.
I am VR of Borg, You will be simulated!
I am Vader of Borg, Your assimlation lies with me, Luke!
I am Vader of Borg. I must assmimilate the emperor. He has forseen this
I am Vader of Borg. Luke -ssss- you will be assimilated.
I am Vader of Borg. Luke, come to the dark side of assimilation
I am Vader of Borg. The Force will be assimilated.
I am Vader of Borg. Trust me, Luke, your assimilation lies within me!
I am Vader of Borg. Your assimilation lies with me, Luke!
I am Vader of Borg: The Force will be assimilated.
I am Vader of Borg: You WILL be assimilated. It is your Destiny.
I am Vader of Borg: You will be assimilated. The Collective has foreseen
I am Vader of Borg: You will be assimilated. The Emperor has foreseen it
I am Vader of the Borg... I have assimilated THEM!!
I am Vampire Bats of Borg: Squeek! Squeek! (flap flap) nibble nibble
I am Veg-O-Matic-O-Borg. You shall be sliced and diced
I am Verstaendigus of Borg. Resistance is useless
I am Victor Borg. Pianos are irrelevant
I am Victor of Borg(e)... Prepare to hear funny music.
I am Victor of Borg. And vit dat, you vil be assimilated &lt;fssss-pt!&gt;
I am Victor of Borg: You will be assimilated; fsssss-pt.
I am Victor of Borge, I assimilate pianos
I am Victor of Borge.  Prepare to be entertained.
I am Victor of Borge.  Resistance is futile-ppphhht
I am Victor of Borge. Prepare three be assimilnined.
I am Vinnie Borgarino: Assimilate this, sucker!
I am Vinnie Borgarino: Up your nose with a rubber hose!
I am Vir of Borg...and one day I will be the Borg Emperor
I am Virtual Reality from Borg, prepare to be asimulated.
I am Virus of Borg. Your computer will be assimilated.
I am Virus of Borg: Your virus scan is irrelevant.
I am Virus of borg. Your computer will be assimulated.
I am Vizzini of Borg: Resistance?! Inconceivable!
I am Vogon of Borg.  Resist and I will read poetry.
I am Vogon of Borg.  Resistance is futile AND useless!
I am WARP of Borg. Your disk space will be assimilated
I am WHY of Borg, I AM That I AM. Pharoah is irrelevant
I am WIN95 of Borg! Reliability is Futile! Prepare to be Crashed!
I am Wakko of Borg - Are you gonna assimilate that?
I am Wakko of Borg, your food will be assimilated!!
I am Wakko of Borg.  Hey Yakko, what's a Borg?
I am Wakko of Borg.  Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit?
I am Wakko of Borg.  You will be... WOW, look at all that food!
I am Wakko of Borg. After my Potty Emergency, you will be assimilated!!
I am Wakko of Borg. Hey Yakko, what's a Borg?
I am Wakko of Borg. Resistance is fut.....OOOH! Look at all that food!
I am Wakko of Borg. Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit?
I am Wakko of Borg. You will be.... OOOH, cheese puffs!
I am Wakko of Borg. You will be....WOW, look at all that food!!
I am Wakko of the Borg. You will be....OOOH Food!!
I am Wal-Mart of Borg.  Customers Wishes are Irrelevant.
I am Walt Disney of Borg.  Prepare to be animated
I am Warp 13 of Borg : Consistancy is irrelevant
I am Wayne Campbell of Borg.  Prepare to be assimilated... NOT
I am Wayne of Borg (yeah right). You will be assimilated... ... NOT!
I am Wayne of Borg, You will be assimilated.  NOT!
I am Wesley Crusher of Borg. I assimilate in an obnoxious way
I am Wesley of Borg and even THEY don't like me
I am Wesley of Borg, can I assimilate the ship please?
I am Wesley of Borg.  Even THEY don't like me!
I am Wesley of Borg... Hey!  THEY don't even like me!!
I am Wesley of Borg: Can I assimilate the ship please?
I am Wesley of Borg: Even THEY don't like me!
I am White Knight of Borg: Black spells are futile
I am Whitis of Borg. You will be assim.. Whoa! CORBOMITE!
I am Wil Wheaton of Borg... Waaaaahhhhh is *VERY* relavant.
I am Wilford Brimley of Borg: Assimalation, it's the right thing to do
I am William T Riker, Captain Of The USS Lolipop.
I am Wilson of Borg: Hideho, it's time to assimilate, neighbor.
I am Wimpy of Borg.  I will gladly assimilate you Tuesday for a hamburger today
I am Windows 3.1 of Borg: Faster computers are irrelevant.
I am Windows 95 of Borg. Reliability is Futile. Prepare to be Crashed
I am Windows 95 of Borg. You will be ... *crash*
I am Windows 95 of Borg:  You will be slowed down.
I am Windows of Borg - Speed is irrelevant, reliability is futile.
I am Windows of Borg. Reliability is futile
I am Windows of Borg. Speed is irrelevant!
I am Windows of Borg. Speed is irrelevant, reliability is futile!
I am Windows of Borg. Your patience will be assimilated!
I am Windows-NT of Borg. Your memory will be assimilated.
I am Windoze of Borg, Your disk space will be assimilated
I am Winn of Borg, It is the Prophets' will that you be assimilated
I am Winters of Borg: Prepare your mind to be assimilated.
I am Witness of Borg. Have you found assimilation?
I am Wocutus of Borg. Pwepawe to be assimuwated. Eheheheheh
I am Woman.  I am Invincible.  I am Tired. Where are my chips?
I am WonderBread, the Anti-Crust. Bow down and worship me
I am Woody Allen of Borg...I just assimilated my kid
I am Woody of Borg: You will be assimilated. Hahaha Ha Ha haaaaaaaaaaa
I am Worf of Borg.  No need to assimilate, I'll just crush you.
I am Worf of Borg.  Resistance is *without* honor
I am Worf, of Borg, Prepare to be assimilated... Sir
I am Wowbagger of Borg, The universe will be assimilated.Alphabetically
I am YWHY of Borg, I AM That I AM. Pharaoh is irrelevant
I am Yakko of Borg - You will be assim...HELLO, NURSE!
I am Yakko of Borg.  Today's moral is irrelevant!
I am Yakko of Borg.  Today's moral is:  It's good to be assimilated!
I am Yakko of Borg. Today's moral is irrelevant!
I am Yakko of Borg. Today's moral is moral #4:It's good to be assimilated!
I am Yakko of Borg. You will be annoyed, then assimilated.
I am Yakko of Borg:Today's moral is irrelevant.
I am Yakko of the Borg, today's moral is irrelevant!
I am Yoda of Borg, Irrelevant the Force is
I am Yoda of Borg.  Achillummilated you will be, yes! Boum!
I am Yoda of Borg.  Asimilate you I will, Yes.
I am Yoda of Borg.  Assimilated you will be, hmmm?
I am Yoda of Borg.  Futile is Resistance...Assimilate you, I will
I am Yoda of Borg.  Futile, resistance is.  Assimilate you, we will
I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilate you I will, Yes.
I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilated will you be, hmmm?
I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilated you will be, Mmmm?
I am Yoda of Borg. Futile is Resistance...Assimilate you, I will...
I am Yoda of Borg. Futile is resistance. Assimilated you will be! Mm?
I am Yoda of Borg. Futile, resistance is. Assimilate you, we will.
I am Yoda of Borg:  Assimilated will you be ... hmm?
I am Yoda of Borg:  Futile, resistance is.  Assimilate you, I will.
I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilate you I will, Yes.
I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilated will you be ... hmm?
I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilated you will be. Hmmmmm!
I am Yoda of Borg: Futile is Resistance...Assimilate you, I will...
I am Yoda of borg. Assimilated, you will be, Hmm?
I am Yogi Bear's Greatest Fan!
I am Yosemite Sam of Borg.  Prepare to be assimilated, ya varmint!
I am Yosemite Sam of Borg. Resistance is rackafrackin FUTILE, pardner!
I am Yosemite Sam of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, ya varmint!
I am Yosemite of Borg.  When Ah say assimiliate, Ah mean
I am Zangief of Borg. Fireballs are irrelevant.
I am Zaphod of Borg. Now, where's the coolest place to be assimilated
I am Zaphod of Borg. You will be...Whoa! Babes!
I am Zathras of Borg...much apologizings for assimilations
I am Zed of Borg. The Power Rangers must be assimilated.
I am Zerogee of Borg.  Air resistance is futile
I am Ziggy of Borg. There is a 98% chance you will be assimilated.
I am Ziggy of Borg. You have a 95.4% chance of being assimilated
I am Zimmerman of Borg. Turn me off after assimilation.
I am Zirofsky of Borg: I will reassimilate Alaska and Finland.
I am Zorro of Borg, Prepare to be Assimilated, Alcalde
I am Zorro of Borg. Prepare to be azzimilated, Alcalde &lt;zip-zip-zip&gt;
I am Zsa Zsa Gabor of Borg, You will be assimilated Dahhhling
I am Zsa Zsa Gaborg.  Prepare to be assimilated, dahling.
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. A ticket for Warp 9.6? Ah don't sink zo..&lt;ZLAP!&gt;
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling.
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg: A ticket for Warp 9.6? Ah don't sink zo..&lt;ZLAP!&gt;
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, dahling.
I am Zsa-Zsa GaBorg. Prepare to assimilated, dahling.
I am Zsa-Zsa GaBorg. You will be assimilated dahling
I am ZsaZsa GaBorg ** prepare to be assimilated, dollink!
I am ZsaZsa of Borg.  Prepare to be assimilated, dahling!
I am [1/3,000,000 of] the NRA!
I am [name] of Borg.  Can you define assimilation?
I am __&lt;your name here&gt;__ of Borg.  Prepare to be _&lt;whatever here&gt;_!
I am ________ of Borg, and you are ___________.
I am _not_ submissive!   Am I? - Dax 2
I am a .signature, and I want to be your friend.
I am a BBSaholic
I am a BBSaholic ...
I am a Baudaholic
I am a Blargg, Gargantua Blargg. - G. Blargg
I am a Bodine Fan. - Ken Slater
I am a Borg, hear me crunch.  I am a giant froggie's lunch.  Python
I am a Borg-again Christian. Resistance to my sermon is futile.
I am a Borg-again Christian. Resistance to our evangelism is futile
I am a Catholic computer.  If I crash, please call a priest.
I am a Conservative - Hillary Rodham Clinton
I am a Dalek of Borg: Assimilate! assimilate!
I am a Dalek of Borg: You will be assimilate! Assimilate!
I am a Frenchman - Data
I am a God!  Worship me!  I'm taking applications now
I am a Great Disturbance in the Force...
I am a Hollywood writer, so I put on a sports jacket and take off my brain
I am a Jedi, like my father before me
I am a Jedi, like my father before me. - Luke Skywalker
I am a Jello's God!" cried Yawheh, quivering with rage
I am a Keeper, and responsible only to my own conscience
I am a Klingon warrior! Women and children first mean nothing to me.
I am a Klingon, I do NOT whistle while I work
I am a Klingon, I have PMS, and I am a MODERATOR, so STAY ON TOPIC!
I am a Klingon, sir.  I *DO NOT* whistle while I work!
I am a Lady of a member of the Knights Templar.
I am a Libra. Libras don"t believe in astrology. -- Al Hibbs
I am a Master of the Universe!- Magister Mundi sum!
I am a Millionaire. That is my religion. - George Bernard Shaw
I am a Missionary of Borg: You will be assimilated and converted.
I am a Moderator's Tagline slave.
I am a One Hundred Percent American; I am a superpatriot
I am a One Hundred Percent American; I am a superpatriot. -- WILLIAM W. WOOLLCOTT
I am a Pro-Life Ex-Fetus
I am a Ronald Reagan, Carl Sagan, San Diegan pagan
I am a Shadow.  I stand between the light... and the wall
I am a UFO abducted baby..... so beware my powers!
I am a Vulcan, Mrs. Renn. - Tuvok
I am a Vulcan. There is no pain. - Spock
I am a Watcher, part of a secret society of men and women who observe and
I am a Zen Nudist: naked in my own mind
I am a `Body Snatcher' then I hang them on a tree!
I am a bagel, living among the donuts.
I am a being of a higher power, Tom exponentiated.
I am a big man (yes i am) and i have a big gun
I am a big man, yes I am, and I've got a big gun.
I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up
I am a bookaholic.  If you are a decent person, you will not sell me another book
I am a child of the world!...but a Yankee by birth! :).
I am a citizen of the Universe, and a gentleman to boot. -The Doctor
I am a colossal pervert, no form of sexual depravity is too low for me
I am a computer -- dumber than any human and smarter than an administrator.
I am a computer.  As such I never have or will make a mistake or error
I am a computer. I am dumber than any human and smarter than an administrator
I am a confused tigger!!!
I am a confused tigger!!! - Christy
I am a convicted felon... - H. DelToro
I am a cool banana, not a chicken!
I am a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from humans.
I am a cynic. In case of emergency, I TOLD YOU SO!
I am a dedicated race fan, you know!
I am a dedicated race fan, you know! - Don Horton
I am a deeply superficial person.
I am a diadic dualist. There's two of every evil
I am a digital person. I prefer digital displays on almost everything.
I am a dirty old man, but for you I'll wash.
I am a doctor, not a voyeur! - Doc Zimmerman
I am a doctor, not a voyeur! - The Doctor
I am a doctor, not a voyeur. --Holodeck Doctor
I am a doctor...not a decorator.
I am a dragon.  You are not a dragon.  Any questions?
I am a dragon. Thou art not. Hast thou any questions?
I am a dragon. You are not a dragon. Any questions?
I am a dysfunctional husband of a BBS widow
I am a fetus with 26 years development!
I am a figment of a computer's imagination
I am a figment of my own imagination
I am a figment of my sysop's imagination.
I am a firm believer in the Great Clown God.
I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend than be one. -- Clarence Darrow
I am a full time student, I don't have time to learn!
I am a generic tagline.  Fill in your own humor :)
I am a great admirer of horse scents
I am a great believer in luck - the harder I work, the more I have of it
I am a horse gelder by trade, and I need the practice
I am a human speed bump on the Information Superhighway!
I am a jelly donut.  I am a jelly donut
I am a jelly doughnut.  - John F. Kennedy
I am a keeper of secrets. I know far too many things that I don't.
I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
I am a licensed cleavage examiner, prepare for inspection
I am a licensed cleavage inspector.
I am a lumberjack, and I'm okay!
I am a man more sinned against than sinning. - King Lear.
I am a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk
I am a man, nothing human is alien to me.
I am a man: nothing human is alien to me.        Terrence
I am a man: nothing human is alien to me. -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
I am a material girl. Wanna see my fabric collection?
I am a member of AlcoHaulics Anonymous!
I am a member of the Praise-the-Lord-and-get-your-knickers-off Church
I am a mental tourist,  my mind wanders.
I am a mere dabbler compared to some of the wizards in here.
I am a militant agnostic.  I don't know, and neither do you!
I am a misanthrope. What the hell's YOUR problem?
I am a moderator. I CAN RIP YOUR SOUL FROM YOUR BODY.
I am a nature lovin', healing, caring, poly-pantheonic person
I am a naughty person, therefore I must be punished
I am a new creation in Christ!!!  - 2 Cor 5:17
I am a nice PERSON, but I am NOT a doormat. -Judith Bandsma
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
I am a non-event mass with a quantum probability of zero.
I am a part of all I have read. - John Kieran
I am a part of all that I have experienced.
I am a part of the Lady and Lord, so I am never apart from them
I am a part of the evil which exists to oppose other evils.
I am a pathological liar. Wrangle that one in your shower
I am a perfect example of Artificial Intelligence
I am a person of color: My color is Tan!
I am a person of color: My color is White
I am a person of many moods... and all of them want some chocolate.
I am a pit bull when it comes to analysis. - Real live resume statement
I am a professional - please don't try this at home
I am a professional. Do not try this at home.
I am a proud Windows running member of this echo@!%#*@ NO CARRI
I am a proud carrier of Blue Wave Fever. Don't Wanna Cure Either.
I am a proud carrier of the Blue Wave Fever.
I am a pusher I'm a whore, and I control you. -NIN
I am a quick leaner, dependable, and motivated. - Real live resume statement
I am a quilter and my house is in pieces
I am a reporter; God exists only for leader-writers.
I am a right maid for my cowardice. -- Shakespeare
I am a schizophrenic, and so am I
I am a scientist!  I do not think; I observe!
I am a sex object.  I say "Sex?" and my girlfriend objects.
I am a sex object. I mention sex, he objects!
I am a sex object. I say Sex? and my girlfriend objects.
I am a shameless agitator.
I am a short term emergency suppliment to the medical team.
I am a shrubber.  My name is Roger the Shrubber
I am a soldier in the army of man.
I am a specialist trivioligist, not a general trivioligist.
I am a study of a man in CHAOS in search of FRENZY
I am a superhero!- The Tick
I am a tagline and I'm okay
I am a tagline virus. Go ahead and steal me.
I am a telephone worshipper
I am a thinking person. I think I'll have a Scotch
I am a thoroughly unimaginative and unrepentant tagline thief
I am a thousand times more evil than thou!
I am a traffic light, and Alan Ginzberg kidnapped my laundry in 1927!
I am a vampire.  Please wash your neck.
I am a victim victimizing other victims with verbal victimization
I am a virus... therefore I live
I am a warrior, not a interior decorator! -- Worf
I am a wierd person in a normal Chaotic world
I am a working woman... where would I be without caffeine?
I am about to - or I am going to - die; either expression is used.
I am about to develop an attitude.
I am about to disown this line due to the variations
I am about to lose control
I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used. - Last words of Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian
I am above mere material things and, HEY YOU DINGED MY CAR!
I am absolutely Borged to tears. --Locutus
I am acrimonious!! - Father Mulcahy to Hawkeye
I am actor Troy McClure of the Borg: I've been assimilated  & love it!
I am afraid I must disagree with you
I am afraid that is beyond my design parameters -- Data
I am afraid, I am afraid to believe. --Dana Scully.
I am afraid. I am afraid of the truth. --Dana Scully
I am afraid. I am afraid to believe. - Dana Scully
I am aligning toward the light
I am all the things you think, but I'm more. - The Stand
I am alone, there is no god where I am
I am also programed for conversational English!
I am also quite blind.   Spock
I am altering the deal.  Pray I don't alter it any further. - Vader
I am always exact and precise ( more or less ).
I am always exact and precise, sort of.
I am always glad to see my taglines reused by others.  :{&gt;
I am always in trouble but it's so much fun
I am always more or less exact and precise
I am always more or less precise.
I am always ready to learn, but I don't always like being taught.
I am always right.  Except when I'm left, or bluffing
I am always right.  Reality however is frequently incorrect.
I am always right. Reality however is occasionally incorrect
I am always willing to learn. I do not, however, always enjoy being taught. - Winston Churchill
I am amazed Charles Schumer's knuckles don't bleed when he walks.
I am amazed and know not what to say. * Shakespeare
I am amazed your knuckles don't bleed when you walk.
I am amused by your joke with the stupid punchline said Tom, chagrined.
I am an Alien in the cosmos
I am an Alien sent here to observe the Human race
I am an American. Push comes to shove, I die an American!
I am an Anti-Christ and I am an Anarchist.
I am an Atheist. Thank God!
I am an MD...a manic depressive.
I am an actor NOT a re-actor
I am an alcoholic in remission.
I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, get me a beer
I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, please buy me a Zima!
I am an aristocrat. I love liberty; I hate equality.	 John Randolph
I am an artist you philistine, not a babe! - Stonecutter
I am an artist. I paint what I see. Do you see that dragon over there?
I am an atheist still, thank God.  --Luis Bunuel
I am an atheist still.      ......Thank God!
I am an atheist, thank God!
I am an emergency medical supplement. - Doctor
I am an enchanter. There are some who call me Tim
I am an enchanter... some call me... Tim?
I am an equal opportunity philosopher.
I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
I am an extra. I stand between the set and the camera... sort of
I am an individual with the right to a good life.
I am an infinite number of monkeys with Net access!
I am an informer, not a hypocrite!   Gene Lockhart
I am an intellectual   (I think)
I am an internaut and I'm okay, I surf all night and I sleep all day
I am an official OC Spray Beta Tester
I am an optimist.  It does not seem too much use being anything else. -- Winston Churchill
I am an optimistic pessimist.
I am as God made me, and proud of it!
I am as confused as a baby at a topless bar.
I am as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.
I am as dead as the Nehru jacket.
I am as nervous as a tree on the Lassie show about that.
I am as poor as Job, but not so patient. - Shake.
I am as pure as the driven slush.
I am ashamed of confessing that I have nothing to confess. - Fanny Burney
I am ashamed of the Gospel NOT
I am ashes where once I was fire.
I am assuming, of course, that the aliens know what "clockwise" means
I am at a loss for Taglines!
I am at one with my duality.
I am at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk
I am at two with nature.
I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen
I am attempting to fill a moment with non-relevant conversation. - Data
I am awake.  --Buddha
I am aware of proper search procedures, 194. Beta 5
I am back!
I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds.
I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds -Oppenheimer
I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds--Dr. Destroyer.
I am become Fluffy, destroyer of Curtains- Robert Oppenhiemer's Cat
I am become Vishnu, destroyer of taglines
I am become Warners - Devourer of Episodes
I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
I am become death, the shatter of worlds. -- Oppenheimer
I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life
I am beginning to dislike KFC, I want my shine back, Bunny!!
I am beginning to see the appeal of this program -- Worf
I am being followed by a pair of boxer shorts.
I am being punished by my error-correcting modem
I am better than my reputation.
I am bilingal, I speak computer and English
I am bilingual; I can talk to women as well as men!
I am born. I am me. I am new. I am free. -Rush
I am born. I am me. I am new. I am free. -RushII am built for comfort, not speed!
I am both of us & so are you.
I am built for comfort, not speed!
I am but a vehicle for my tie
I am but mad north-northwest. - Shakespeare
I am but tagline mad north-northwest. -- Tagspeare
I am calling from the Bermuda Tria{{{d~~{{{J~  NO CARRIER
I am capable of resisting all temptation. I just don't choose to.
I am cat of Borg - We will assimilate your
I am certain it is all a plot to get me to drink more
I am clearly dealing with a professional!
I am coffee of Borg. Instant is futile. You will be percolated
I am committed, or should be
I am committed...or I should be
I am complete and total madness...I am fear
I am completely equipped. - Data.
I am completely sane..the VOICES tell me so
I am completely underwhelmed by your intelligence.
I am concerned about my brother, Crosus. Lore
I am conscious that my head is off.
I am constant as the Northern Star.  J.C. 3.1.60
I am constant as the nort star. -- General Chang ST:VI
I am content to remain Galadriel ..I shall go into the West
I am correct, the rest of you are wrong!
I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller!
I am created FIDO, destroyer of posts. Who is this user that defies me
I am created Shiva, the Destroyer
I am crushing your head!  Crush!  Crush!  Crush!
I am curious, Do all Microsoft programmers do drugs?
I am curious, sir.  Who is the father? -- Barclay
I am curious, sir; who is the father? - Barklay to Data
I am curious. What is the entimology of that idium?              AGT
I am curious. What is the etimology of that idiom?
I am damned for my duty. And why should the damned turn aside?
I am dating myself... but I like the company
I am de Iconoclast...but ya' may call me "Noodle Noggin"
I am deeply CONCERNED and I want something GOOD for BREAKFAST!
I am defending her honor, which is more than she ever did
I am delighted. - Spock
I am denial, guilt, and fear - NIN
I am detecting a quantum flux in your cellulr RNA. - Data
I am detecting a temporal disturbance intercepting the table - Data
I am detecting traces of alien skin cells. Possible origin: alien skin
I am determined to get a muskie this year!  Mike Nelson
I am discrimnating. You are choosey. He's Ricky.
I am distressed concerning your clothing. - Worf.
I am drunk in my desire
I am dufus of Borg. Tell me about the rabbits, Number One
I am dying
I am dying beyond my means. -- Oscar Wilde"s last words, sipping champagne
I am dying.
I am dyslexic of Borg.  Prepare to have your ass laminated.
I am dyslexic of brog. Resicante is fugitive
I am easily satisfied with the best. - W. Churchill
I am environmentally conscious but I draw the line at eating my lawn.
I am escaped by the skin of my teeth. - Job 19:20
I am ethical.  It is the stupidity that drives them nuts.
I am evil, I make the devil sign.
I am experiencing ni pagh. - Lt. Worf with deja vu
I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end
I am f - orever searching high and low. - Queen
I am famous for knowing it well. - Neelix
I am feared and hated everywhere - but my mom still loves me
I am fed up with Clinton - Retroactive to 1 January 93!
I am feeling much better since I lined my hat with tin foil.
I am female, hear me roar...... Burp!
I am feminazi, hear me bleat. I am fetus, hear me SCREAM.
I am fire! And LIFE INCARNATE! Now and forever - I AM PHOENIX!
I am firm.  You are obstinate.  He is a pig-headed fool. -- Katharine Whitehorn
I am firm.  You are stubborn.  He is a pigheaded idiot.
I am firm. You're stubborn. He's pigheaded.
I am fluent in over 6 million forms of assimilation. - C-3PO of Borg
I am free for I realize that only I am truly responsible for my own actions. - Professor Bernardo de la Paz, (The Moon is a Harsh Mistress)
I am free from all prejudices.  I hate every one equally
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. --W.C.Fields
I am free of prejudices.  I hate everyone equally.
I am frightened by the corrupted ways of this land. - Alanis Morissete
I am from Austria. We have no Kangaroos
I am from Iowa. I only work in outer space. - Kirk
I am from an island in the Pacific.
I am from the Borg and I will annhil... oooh, donuts!
I am full of tinier men! -The Living Doll
I am fully functional. - Data Lucky bastard. - Odo
I am functioning within established parameters.
I am gay.  How and why are idle questions.
I am going crazy, wanna come along?
I am going the way of all the earth. - Joshua 13:14
I am going to be assertive, if that is okay with you.
I am going to be observing you, very closely. Lovok to Garak
I am going to die in my right mind. - Hawk (aka Harold Emery Lauder)
I am going to get out of the car and shoot somebody. --Mulder
I am going to get out of the car and shoot somebody. --Mulder''n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same time as 'n' tasks
I am going to have to use my right and take the 5th.
I am going to live forever, or die trying!
I am going to post Tribble taglines until everyone's brain explodes.
I am going to replace it with something new:Word of God!
I am going to take a vow of silence about this whole conversation- L
I am going up, or out, in this business - never down.
I am gonna steal 'em all and try 'em out in "AUTORACE"
I am grandpa of Borg.  Nap time!  Resistance is futile.
I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me
I am greatly taxed by the phrase "Read my lips."
I am gross and perverted, I'm obsesed and deranged
I am half German, half Italian, and half English [and rather large.]
I am halfway through Genesis, and quite appalled by the disgraceful behavior of all the characters involved, including God.  --J R Ackerley
I am happy to meet you clone.
I am having FUN...  I wonder if it's NET FUN or GROSS FUN?
I am having a perfect genteel conversation with a walking corpse.
I am having an out of money experience.
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all 2gethr
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.  -- John Lennon
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. - Beatles
I am he as you are me and we are all together.
I am he who can dissolve the terror of being a man
I am heavily armed, easily bored, and off my medication
I am hell-bent on destruction of a certain kind! &lt;MB&gt;
I am here to assimilate your Bunn!   *Janeway of Borg*
I am here to kick some ass and chew some bubble gum -- and I'm all out of bubble gum!
I am here to save your butts. - Bester
I am here.  Wish you were fine!
I am here. Here am I. Born to live. Live to die.
I am here. Wish you were fine!
I am hoarding yellow.  Curious. &lt;DeJohn&gt;
I am home!  The modem's on, isn't it?
I am home- my modem's on, isn't it?
I am honored by your affliction.
I am honored. - G'Kar
I am honored. --Londo
I am hopeless crazy about Troi...Make a great Country song.
I am human, so my ideas about God are human
I am human. I make mistakes. I do my best.
I am hungry. Therefore I am.  Garfield
I am hurteeng... - Dr. Renhoek-enstein
I am immortal ... so far!
I am immortal, I have inside me the blood of Kings.
I am immortal, at least 'til I die.
I am immortal.  I have inside me blood of kings...
I am immortal. Join me or die!
I am in TOTAL control,just don't tell my wife
I am in charge here but don't tell my cats
I am in considerable pain. - Brain
I am in earnest
I am in the prime of senility.
I am in total control, but don't tell anyone.
I am in total control, but don't tell my WIFE. ___ Blue W
I am in total control, but don't tell my cat.
I am in total control, just don't tell my cat
I am incapable of forgetting - Data
I am indecisive?' Can I get back to you on that?
I am innocent of these charges - B. Clinton
I am insane.... therefore I do not have to make sense.... ever
I am intense, I am in need, I am in pain, I am in love. --Indigo Girls
I am intrigued by these beings and their strange rituals.  -Zor's log
I am just a loyal Group subservient.
I am just a nice, clean-cut Mongolian boy. -- Yul Brynner, 1956
I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I am just here for moral support. Ignore the gun
I am just now as well, as when you was here. - Alexander Pope
I am just sick and tired of being sick and tired.
I am just slightly to the right of Vlad the Impaler
I am justified, I am purified, I am sanctified inside you -- NIN
I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage
I am like a box of chocolates. Lick me. - Forrest Madonna
I am like a grain of sand on the beach, the one that irritates
I am like the wind ... untamable, yet annoying... -- Babs Bunny
I am living proof that god has a profound sense of humor!
I am living proof-God/dess has a profound sense of humor
I am logged in, therefore I am.
I am long past innocence and fast approaching apathy. - Londo
I am looking for a honest man. -- Diogenes the Cynic
I am looking for a meaningful overnight relationship
I am looking for a potion to make a penthouse pet
I am looking for an honest man -- Diogenes (325 BC)
I am looking forward to your response.
I am made from the dust of the stars, -RUSH
I am made from the dust of the stars, the oceans flow in
I am man, I am okay!
I am married to my second wife, and first too
I am merely a hologram. - The Doctor
I am merely asking an honest question
I am merely responding to @F's nonsensical ramblings
I am merely responding to Orville Bullitt's nonsensical ramblings.
I am mighty... I have a glow you cannot see. - The TICK
I am morally superior to you because I am
I am more afraid of our mistakes than our enemies' designs.-Pericles
I am more bored than you could ever possibly be.  Go back to work.
I am more than a ۳ݳݳ, I am a real cyborg
I am more than content with the state of mine I am in
I am mouse.  Hear me click.
I am muscular distrophy - Mike as tough guy
I am my own Beginning, my own Ending. Guardian
I am needed in battle.                            - Konnu
I am neither childish or sensitive enough to be politically correct.
I am neither for, nor against, abivalence
I am neither human nor Borg. I am Hugh-Man!
I am neither sensitive nor childish enough to be Politically Correct.
I am neither sensitive nor childish enough to be politica
I am never lost, everybody tells me where to go!
I am never merry when I hear sweet music.
I am niether for nor against apathy.
I am no "senior citizen;" just a 62-year-old teenager!
I am no longer infected
I am no longer infected.  M. Python
I am no longer young enough to know everything
I am no steward, O King, and I mislike summonings. -- Dream
I am nobody's fool.  Least of all yours.  -- George Sanders
I am nobody, and nobody is perfect
I am nostalgia incarnate. I've destroyed entire generations. FEAR ME
I am not *HONEY*! - Janette
I am not *moody* now hand me the chocolate and no one gets hurt!
I am not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience
I am not Broke just Bent real bad!!!
I am not FISHING just DROWNING WORMS!
I am not HONEY! --Janette, A Fate Worse Than Death.
I am not HONEY!!- Janette
I am not Herbert.   Spock
I am not Mr. Tator! I am not the entertainment! - Dictator to Yakko
I am not Picard. * Sisko
I am not Spock!  TV's Frank
I am not Spock!  Yes he is don't listen to him
I am not a "Senior Citizen" , but a TEENAGER with 51 years experience.
I am not a 32 year old woman
I am not a 32 year old woman - Bart Simpson's lines
I am not a 32 year old woman -Bart Simp./7F08
I am not a 32 year old woman -Bart Simpson/7F08 [Nancy Cartwright is not
I am not a 32 year old woman  Bart on the blackboard
I am not a 32 year old woman. --Bart Simpson.
I am not a Conference Moderator!
I am not a Kennedy, my pants just fell down!!
I am not a Marxist. - Karl Marx
I am not a Number!  I am a free man!  Number 6
I am not a Shadowcat Clone
I am not a beach bum. I am a coastally-located American.
I am not a bigot!  *ALL* computers are too slow!
I am not a butt! I am a president!
I am not a committee! - Leia
I am not a complete idiot - several parts are missing.
I am not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
I am not a complete idiot... several parts are missing!
I am not a crook!  B. Clinton
I am not a crook!  I'm a thief! (taglines, that is!)
I am not a crook, Mr. Nixon said resignedly.
I am not a crook.  My friends are. - Bill Clinton
I am not a crook. -- R. Nixon
I am not a crook. -- Richard Nixon
I am not a crook. Clinton quoting Nixon.
I am not a crook; I am ethically challenged. --Nixon
I am not a dentist
I am not a dentist - Bart Simpson's lines
I am not a dentist -Bart Simp./Epis. 7F24
I am not a dentist. - Bart's Board
I am not a dentist. --Bart Simpson.
I am not a dictator.  I just have a grumpy face
I am not a duck!  Wait a second
I am not a fish.  Either is Lee Iacocca.
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food. - Erma Bombeck
I am not a housewife, I am a Domestic Goddess!
I am not a human being!  I am an animal!  Er...  wait
I am not a human! I am an animal! er...wait
I am not a human... I am a cat highway
I am not a human... I am a cat highway... and bed... and slave
I am not a lawyer but I have a friend who is.
I am not a lean mean spitting machine
I am not a lean, mean, spitting machine - Bart Simpson's lines
I am not a liar, er, lawyer
I am not a liar, said the liar
I am not a lovable man. -- Richard Nixon
I am not a man, I am a free number!
I am not a member of any club. because I would not be a member of a club that accepts people like me as its members!!! (Groucho Marx)
I am not a member of any organized party-- I'm a Democrat. --Will Rogers
I am not a minority.  I am an outnumbered majority
I am not a modem addict.  I can quit anytime.  Well almost
I am not a molecule, I am a free radical!
I am not a monotheist -- the world looks as though it was designed by a committee
I am not a myth. -Marlene Dietrich
I am not a number!  I am a free man!
I am not a number!  I am a free man! -- Prisoner 9430
I am not a number! I am a free NaN!
I am not a number, I am a free man! - Number Six
I am not a number. I am an unbound variable.
I am not a number...I am a pentium!
I am not a number...but I am a cat door.
I am not a packrat.  All my things are on shelves, not in packs.
I am not a perfectionist. My parents were though
I am not a pet!  -Soun Tendo
I am not a politician and my other habits are also good. -- A. Ward
I am not a pornographer. I don't even own a pornograph.
I am not a rumor monger.  I am simply passing on what I have heard.
I am not a rumormonger, I am just passing on what I heard
I am not a senior citizen. I'm an aging reprobate.
I am not a student of human nature. I am a professor of a far wider
I am not a student of human nature. I am a professor of a far wider academy, of which human nature is only a part
I am not a tagline.
I am not a teacher but an awakener. - Robert Frost
I am not a thug.  I am not a fanatic.  I am a vitamin supplement to justice
I am not a trained killer.  I LEAD trained killers
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.  -- A. Whitney Brown
I am not a woman of loose morals!!!!!!!! - Ayeka
I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott
I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. -- William Allen White
I am not afraid of tomorrow; I have seen yesterday and I love today. - White
I am not aging, I am marinating
I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.&lt;Socrates&gt;
I am not an Economist.  I am an honest man!
I am not an Economist.  I am an honest man! -- Paul McCracken
I am not an Opinionated Jerk, but I play one on FidoNet.
I am not an alcoholic, I simply enjoy living in a liquid medium.
I am not an alien from space reconnoitering this world.
I am not an animal!  I am ... well, not an animal. 
I am not an animal!  I am not ... well, um, er, maybe I am
I am not an animal!  I am what I am, but not an animal.
I am not an animal! I am a human being! - Elephant Man
I am not an animal! I'm a reptile - Joel as Godzilla
I am not an idiot, but I play one on Fidonet!
I am not antisocial. I'm just not real friendly.
I am not arguing with you - I am telling you. - James McNeill Whistler
I am not arguing with you! I am telling you! (James Whistler)
I am not arguing with you, I am TELLING you.
I am not arguing with you, I'm telling you.
I am not arguing with you. I'm telling you the truth.
I am not arguing with you; I am telling you
I am not arrogant. - Rush Limbaugh
I am not as dumb as you look
I am not at all the sort of person you and I took me for.
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers - Bart Simpson's lines
I am not bald,  I am hirsutely challenged
I am not being unreasonable.
I am not bound to please thee with my answers... (Shakespeare)
I am not child-less, I'm child-free!
I am not child-less, I'm child-free!
I am not conceited! Heaven knows, though, I have every right to be
I am not conceited! Heaven knows, though, I have every right to be
I am not corrupt ... I'm ethically challenged
I am not crazy! I just have a brain chemical imbalance!
I am not crazy, I am not crazy, I not am crazy, not I am crazy
I am not creating a disturbance, merely improving one
I am not cynical, just experienced
I am not dead yet, but watch for further reports.
I am not deliciously saucy
I am not deliciously saucy - Bart Simpson's lines
I am not deliciously saucy - Bart's Board
I am not deliciously saucy -Bart Simp./Epis. 1F14
I am not deliciously saucy. -- Bart's Blackboard
I am not deliciously saucy. --Bart Simpson.
I am not devoid of humor. - Brain
I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas A. Edison
I am not discriminatory, I hate everyone equally
I am not disleksik: Yuu awr disfayzik.
I am not doing any inserting in that area! (Kramer)
I am not doing any inserting in that area! (Kramer)
I am not dyslectic, thank dog.
I am not expendiable, I am not stupid, I am not going.
I am not familiar with this class of ship. Romulan
I am not for gun control.11-2-90..We passed the Brady law.6-30-95 -WJC
I am not going to ask you guys to can the tuna thread.
I am not going to be humiliated by you..."--Scully to Mulder (Syzygy)
I am not going to touch this one with anything of any length! &lt;fr&gt;
I am not human... I'm cat furnature!
I am not illiterate!  My parents were married!
I am not infallible!   Omniscient, yes, but infallible?
I am not infallible.  I may be mistaken about that, too
I am not infallible. I might be wrong in this too.
I am not inferior to Lore.    -Data
I am not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You've as old as you feel
I am not into denial... but if I was, I'd certainly never admit to it.
I am not irrational!! I am a teenager!!! - Katie Kaboom
I am not irrelevant.  -- Bill Clinton
I am not just going to abandon one of my officers. Sisko
I am not just lazy.  I am indolent and slothful
I am not lazy, I'm just motivationally challenged
I am not less perfect than Lore - Data
I am not less perfect than Lore! - Lore
I am not less perfect than Lore. - Data
I am not less perfect than Lore. I am not less perfect
I am not less perfect than Lore?  I am not less perfect than Lore?
I am not lexdysic
I am not like you! - Spock
I am not limited by my eyesight.  Don Juan DeMarco
I am not lost. I've just never been here before
I am not making this up.
I am not now and never have been a girl friend of Henry Kissinger. -- Gloria Steinem
I am not now, nor ever have I ever been a member of the Illuminati.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the demigodic party. -- Dennis Ritchie
I am not one man when he's enlightened
I am not opinionated... I'm just always right
I am not overreacting!  I am a teenager! -- Katie Kaboom
I am not overweight; I've just been overserved a lot
I am not paranoid! And why are you always watching me??
I am not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
I am not part Ferengi.  Are you paying cash or credit for this answer?
I am not part of God's Little Oiled Machine. - Danny Elfman
I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican. - Dan Quayle
I am not perfect, just forgiven.
I am not pished. - Lister
I am not pleased with President Clinton...OR her husband!
I am not programmed to respond in that area.
I am not qualified to diagnose your psychoses, chum.  The Tick
I am not responsible for advice not taken!
I am not responsible for the cleanliness of YOUR decks - Pak'ma'ra
I am not responsible for what I say while sleep-deprived.
I am not schitzophrenic (and neither am I)
I am not schizo! Yes I am! No I'm not! Are too! Am not!
I am not short.  I am vertically challenged.
I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
I am not sincere, even when I say I am not. - Jules Renard
I am not single,  I am "Romantically Challenged"
I am not some figment of your imagination! - Kira
I am not stupid,  I am intellectually challenged
I am not sure I ever had a true belief. - Worf
I am not sure what this is, but an 'F' would only dignify it
I am not sure what this is, but an `F' would only dignify it.  -- English Professor
I am not the Devil's Advocate... I am the Devil.
I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.
I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr. - Bart Simpson's lines
I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr. - Bart's Board
I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr. --Bart Simpson.
I am not the sysadmin you are looking for... move along, move along
I am not the victim of the world I see.
I am not tired, I'm just REM challenged.
I am not too proud to steal your taglines for my messages
I am not what I am.
I am not yet so low but that my nails can reach unto thine eyes.
I am not young enough to know everything
I am not young enough to know everything -- Oscar Wilde
I am not young enough to know everything any more.
I am not your enemy.  Save your Rage for the Wyrmspawn
I am not your puppet anymore. - Data
I am not, nor ever have been a member of the Illuminati.
I am not, nor have ever been, a lawyer.
I am not--repeat NOT anthropormorphic (now get your foot off my tail).
I am not... easy... to get along with. - Worf
I am now 68 centimeters shorter. --Holodoc
I am now a full-fledged, card-carrying SysOp.
I am now in the hand of the Prophets. - The Sirah
I am now living in a P.M.S. free environment
I am now the King of Embarassing Pain
I am now willing to make mistakes as long as someone else is willing to learn from them
I am observed, therefore I am
I am of opinion that culture must be free, or at least cheap,for the benefit of the mankind. 
I am off to the kitchen to hack my head off with a big knife. -Edmund
I am off to the kitchen to hack my head off with a big knife. -Edmund
I am off to the race track, said Tom, hoarsely.
I am often mistaken for being absent. - Father Mulcahy
I am old!
I am on a big power trip and you are all going with me! - El Seed
I am on a great adventure. -- Harold Lauder
I am on a mission from God
I am on a thirty day diet. So far, I have lost 15 days
I am on the leeding edge of eta testing!
I am one jelly doughnut! John F. Kennedy
I am one of the people your parents warned you about. - The Beast
I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights of art. - Dame Edith Sitwell
I am one spooky chick!  Mike Nelson
I am one spooky chick! - Mike
I am one with my duality
I am one with the universe - on a scale from one to ten
I am one, as you are three.
I am only a rat in a maze, like you -- only the dead go free.
I am only a simple clothing merchant. - Garak
I am only a temporary Doctor...Holo Doc
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. - Mark Twain
I am ordered to please you. Drusilla
I am over six feet and go everywhere. -- Archy the cockroach
I am overqualified? Allow me to remove some lies from my resume
I am part of all I have met. - Alfred, Lord Tennyson
I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
I am perfectly sane, and so am I.
I am perpetual now. Nomad
I am pilot error, I am fetal distress, I am the random chromosome
I am placing this tagline for adoption, ain't he cute.
I am politically incorrect and proud of it!
I am positive that a definite maybe is probably in order.
I am powerless over pyromania! - Joel
I am practicing more cowboy diplomacy.......yeeee-harh!  Spock
I am prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.
I am prepared to stand corrected or augmented
I am preparing to beam down. - Sisko
I am preparing to toast a marshmelon. -- Spock
I am programmed in multiple pleasuring techniques.  -- Data
I am programmed in multiple techniques - Data
I am programmed to investigate. Nomad
I am proud I have never owned a pair of blue jeans. : Rush Limbaugh
I am proud of my STRAIGHT Mom!
I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill
I am proud that I am an adult Scouter!
I am queer. How and why are idle questions
I am questioning the reliability of my uplinks with the backbone.
I am quick at typing, about 25 words per minute. - Real live resume statement
I am quick to laugh at everything, so as not to have to cry. - De Beaumarchais
I am quite capable of civil conversations. -- Jack Butler
I am quite confident that no one will get killed. -proj mgr in big trouble
I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting. - John Brown's Last words
I am ready to meet my Maker - now whether my MAKER is prepared
I am ready to meet my Maker.  Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. -- Winston Churchill
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter
I am really an Alien sent here to observe the Human race
I am really enjoying not talking to you, so let"s not talk again real soon, OK?
I am recieving a number of distress signals.-Spock
I am redundancy of the Borg...Redundancy is
I am relatively intelligent, obedient, and as loyal as a puppy. - Real live resume statement
I am replying to this message with my built-in VAX Mailer on my Game-Boy.
I am responsible only to God and history. - Francisco Franco
I am rich as a republican with a sex life of a democrat
I am romantic, caring, gentle, loving, respectful. So, ya wanna f**k?
I am sad to announce that the Origami Society has folded.
I am sanctified inside you
I am sanctified inside you
I am schizophrenic and so am I
I am seinfeld of borg.  Whats the deal with resistance?
I am sending the money. No kidding! I am!
I am sending this message just to see if you get it
I am sensing a powerful mind - Troi
I am serious - and stop calling me Shirley
I am serious ... and don't call me Shirley.
I am serious.  And stop calling me Shirley!
I am sexually straight, but not narrow minded!
I am sick and depraved - please feed me drugs and cookies
I am sick and tired of being sick and tired.
I am sick of seeing sic (sic).
I am sicking and entry-level position. - Real live resume statement
I am simply a human being, more or less
I am simply a program.--Robert Picardo
I am simply agog.  :)   - Tracey Hemenover
I am simply going my job. -- Garek
I am slowly going crazy, one two three four five six switch
I am slowly licking your body all over
I am smitten...I am in deep smit
I am so broke.. I can't even pay attention
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. .- -Oscar Wilde   
I am so excited! We have done it. - Lakitu
I am so excited! We have done it. - Lakitu
I am so gay I can't even keep a straight face! ;)
I am so happy it frightens me.   William Holden
I am so impressed I could return my meal to the keyboard.
I am so mind-numbingly depressed  ($E1&O~ NO MERRIER!
I am so old, I still think Borg is a tennis player.
I am so one of the seven dwarfs! Tom said grumpily.
I am so optimistic about beef prices that I've just leased a pot roast with an option to buy
I am so poor I can't afford to pay attention.
I am so quick, I am even fast asleep.
I am so sick of Pooh taglines, I could just pooh
I am so smart I even make myself sick.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T! -- Homer
I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T! - Homer
I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
I am so thrilled about Mustang Software I could puke
I am socrates of Borg, you shall be.
I am solidly behind whichever side eventually wins.
I am sorry but I couldn't resist any longer.
I am sorry but what exactly do you mean by `my twit filter'?
I am sorry my Karma ran over your Dogma.
I am sorry to be going with my luggage full
I am sorry, I have no vices for you to exploit. Tosk
I am sorry, Miss Annie. - Worf
I am sorry, but I can't think of a single thing to beat *that*
I am sorry, but I have no form of legal tender. Data
I am sorry; I did not mean to be offensive.
I am spending a year dead for tax purposes
I am still betting on the lion. -L. Long
I am still in  testing, wait until I am released
I am still not sure how this works. - J* The Wizard
I am still waiting for the advent of the computer science groupie.
I am struck by the feather of your soft reply--Jim Morrison
I am stuck in this dream it's changing me i am becoming
I am stuck on Windows, because Microsoft brainwashed me.
I am superior to anyone else you could hire. - Real live resume statement
I am sure he is in the fleet.  I would he had boarded me
I am sure your ancestors are always with you---George S. Patton
I am surely not cynical, worn out, or jaded!
I am surrounded by a BBSful of illogical humans
I am surrounded by idiots -Scar, The Lion King
I am sweet and lovable at all times.
I am swift...I am strong...and now I am SMART
I am sysop of Borg.. I run TBBS.. What you run is irrelevant
I am thankful @F possessed no means of locomotion
I am that, thou art that, all this is that.
I am the *Eggplant* Man
I am the @F that flaps in the night!
I am the Abom. SnowBorg: We will hug u & squeeze u & name u George.
I am the Alien of Borg - In space, no one can hear you assimilate
I am the Almighty God; walk before me, and be thou perfect.-Gen.17:1
I am the Alpha and the Omega Says the Lord
I am the Anti-Bart! DO have a cow!
I am the Antichrist, it's what I was meant to be!
I am the Avatar, REALLY, put the sword down!
I am the Barney of Usenet, and I wuv you all!
I am the Borgman, Goo Goo Gajoob!
I am the Canardian Guardian!
I am the Canardian Guardian! - DarkWing Duck
I am the Captain of this vessel! - Picard
I am the Chrome Dinette. --Frank Zappa
I am the Dragon.  You are *NOT* the Dragon.  Any questions?
I am the Dread Pirate Roberts!  There will be no survivors!
I am the Earth Mother and you are all flops.  Elizabeth Taylor
I am the Eggman, they are the Eggmen, I am the Walrus.   Beatles
I am the Eggman, they are the Eggmen, I am the Walrus...GOOGOOGAJOOB!
I am the Eyes of Vaal. Akuta
I am the Ferret King.
I am the God of Hellfire and I bring you warm toasted crumpets
I am the God of Hellfire and I said this    &gt;|-]=
I am the Goddess of Apathy....Who cares? - Troi
I am the Goddess of Empathy -- Holodeck Troi Muzzle it! -- Troi
I am the Goddess of Empathy -Deanna Troi
I am the Goddess of Empathy-- Holodeck Troi Muzzle it! -- Troi
I am the Goddess of Empathy... Muzzle it! - Troi
I am the Goo-Fish!  You are no match for me!  -MM Power Rangers
I am the Great Cornholio! I need T.P. T.P for my bunghole! -Beavis
I am the Great Cornholio!! I need T.P. for my bunghole!
I am the Iconoclast...but you may call me "Noodle Noggin"
I am the Imp of the Perverse (knowing this won't help you, either)
I am the Intendant of Borg - Now that really IS a terrifying thought
I am the Intendant of Borg - now there's a REALLY terrifying thought
I am the Intendant of Borg. (Run, Odo, run!!)
I am the Judge, the jury and the Hangman! (Dusty Rhodes)
I am the Keeper of the Cheese. You are the Lemon Merchant
I am the Key Master. - Sam
I am the Knight Industries Two Thousand. You can call me KITT
I am the LORD, that maketh wise men's knowledge foolishness. Isa 44:24
I am the Lizard Queen! - Crazed Lisa
I am the Lorax and I speak for the Trees! -- The Lorax
I am the Lorax.  I speak for the trees
I am the Lord of the Dance cried he And I live in you
I am the Lord, and there is none else.. - Isaiah 45:5
I am the Love that dare not speak its name. - Lord Douglas
I am the MASTER...You will obey me...You WILL obey ME!
I am the Master of my fate,I am the Captain of mt Soul!
I am the Master, and you will obey me. You will rehire Colin Baker
I am the Master, you must obey me... the Master
I am the Moderator.  You are not the Moderator.  Any questions?
I am the Mother of all things, and they should wear a sweater
I am the Mountie! - The Mountie
I am the Mouth of Sauron
I am the Older Brother, Kurn!
I am the Orville Bullitt that flaps in the night!
I am the Passion; I am the Warfare.
I am the Pentium of Borg: You will be approximated.
I am the Pope of Borg.  You are irreverent.
I am the President...I am the President...I am
I am the Rabbi of Borg.  You must not assimulate!
I am the Rake, and this is...BucketHead. Die Fleidermouse
I am the Rake. This is...BUCKETHEAD. - Fladermaus and Urchin disguised
I am the Richman of Borg. The assilatorman. Resistance is futilarama!
I am the Shopping Cart that nicks at your paint-job.
I am the Skipper of Borg. Okay little buddy, go assimilate them!
I am the Swedish chef of Borg. Borg ! Borg ! Borg !... I am Popeye of Borg. You will be askimilgrated
I am the Viper.  I come to Vipe the Vindows.
I am the Webmaster of Gozor. Are you the Gateway Keeper?
I am the angel-of-death, the time of purification is here.
I am the answer man!
I am the beast who shouted love at the heart of the world.
I am the beat of your pulse, the computer word made flesh.
I am the bell ringer that will ring your chimes.
I am the bell ringer that will ring your chimes. - DarkWing Duck
I am the boiling man. - The Crow
I am the boiling man...come to break the bones of your sins
I am the bornless one, The fallen angel watching you.
I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair - DarkWing Duck
I am the bullet in the gun - NIN
I am the cat that somebody let out of the bag!  -Darkwing Duck
I am the check writer in the cash only line.
I am the check writer in the cash only line. - Darkwing Duck
I am the cholesteral that clogs your ateries.
I am the cholesteral that clogs your ateries. - DarkWing Duck
I am the chosen one. - Liu Kang
I am the class expert on possession
I am the clipper that trims your hedges - DarkWing Duck
I am the clock cleaner who's going to ring your chimes. - D. Duck
I am the cloud that rains on your hit parade.
I am the cold sore that stings your lips - DarkWing Duck
I am the computer your mother warned you about.
I am the cotton swab that gets stuck in your ear.
I am the cotton swab that gets stuck in your ear. - DarkWing Duck
I am the creature that goes bump in the night.
I am the creature that goes bump in the night. - DarkWing Duck
I am the culmination of creation. - Calvin
I am the death bird--Jim Morrison
I am the debit in your credit line.
I am the debit in your credit line. - DarkWing Duck
I am the door. - John 10:9
I am the dragon.  You are not the dragon.  Any questions?
I am the editor that leaves you on the editing floor.
I am the editor that leaves you on the editing floor. - DarkWing Duck
I am the editor who leaves you on the cutting room floor - D. Duck
I am the eggman, They are the eggmen, I am the walrus, Goo Goo G'Joob
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the tagline
I am the eggman.  I am the eggman.  I am the walrus!
I am the elder brother, Kern! - Worf
I am the embodiment of modern medicine.  How much dirt do you need?
I am the embodiment of modern medicine. - Holodoc
I am the embodiment of modern medicine.How much dirt do you need? -Doc
I am the emergency Medical Hologram Tagline.
I am the end of all your dreams - NIN
I am the evil that lurks in the night
I am the evil that lurks in the night - DarkWing Duck
I am the fast food that comes back to haunt you. - DarkWing Duck
I am the father, the father of nothing - MLWT Thrill Kill Kult
I am the female Bajoran Marquis of Borg. I haven't changed.
I am the fingernail that scratches the blackboard of your soul
I am the flirt of RIME, says Laura Schrader.
I am the formless one. I come to save. You are the chosen ones.
I am the furthest minion of the Dark Tower. - Walter
I am the genius of myself, not you! - Pat Cooper, Jan. 1995
I am the ghost of Xmas past, Quark!
I am the girl-next-door's imaginary boyfriend.
I am the goddess of empathy. * Deanna
I am the gold at the end of the rainbow. - DarkWing Duck
I am the good that flutters in the day! - DarkWing Duck
I am the grade curve that gives you an F - DarkWing Duck
I am the grasshopper, I am the walrus, ku kuka chu
I am the great white tiger. -- Remo
I am the hairball that clogs your drain.
I am the hairball that clogs your drain. - DarkWing Duck
I am the happiest when I eat won ton soup.
I am the hate you try to hide - NIN
I am the hate you try to hide, and I control you - mr. self destruct
I am the hate you try to hide, and I control you. -NIN
I am the hero that quacks in the night. - DarkWing Duck
I am the high you can't sustain - NIN
I am the inferior of any man whose rights I trample under foot.
I am the ingrown toenail in your party pumps. - DarkWing Duck
I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime! - DarkWing Duck
I am the itch that you cannot reach - DarkWing Duck
I am the itch you cannot reach!  -Darkwing Duck
I am the kind of woman your mother warned you about.
I am the king of accounts payable reconciliation. - Real live resume statement
I am the law! - Mako
I am the lie that you believe - NIN
I am the logic that annoys in the night - I am...SPOCK'S BRAIN!!
I am the lover in your bed - NIN
I am the lover in your bed, and I control you - mr. self destruct
I am the magic man. I'm the man who speaks for the latter age
I am the magical genius, Kamek. - Kamek
I am the mighty Megalosaurus, the King of the Dinosaurs! - Earl
I am the mirror who holds your reflection. You can't resist me, I am your infection. - Indecent Obsession
I am the moderator...whether you like it....or not.  (slight smile)
I am the modren man, with this guitar in hand
I am the morning DJ at W-O-L-D...        (H. Chapin)
I am the morning DJ at WWV, tired of doing clicks.
I am the most modest man in the whole wide world.
I am the most powerful man on earth.  I control the Power Ranger supply.
I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater.
I am the muddy shoes that track the linoleum of crime. - DW Duck
I am the nails that scrape the blackboard of your soul
I am the need in you for more
I am the need you have for more - NIN
I am the needle in your vein - NIN
I am the neurosis that requires a $500-an-hour shrink!
I am the notebook. --Pablo Picasso
I am the one the only one, I am the god of kingdom come...
I am the one you warned me of
I am the one, the only one.  I am the God of Kingdom Come!
I am the only real truty I know.&lt;Rhys&gt;
I am the original Red-Headed Stepchild
I am the paper cut that ruins your day - DarkWing Duck
I am the parking meter that expires while you shop - DarkWing Duck
I am the parking meter that expires while you shop! -DW
I am the parking meter that expires while you shop. - DarkWing Duck
I am the parking meter that expires while your shopping
I am the person my parents warned me about. - Bard
I am the person your mother warned you about. - DarkWing Duck
I am the person your parents warned you about.
I am the plot twist in the second reel! -DW Duck
I am the prayers of the naive - NIN
I am the pusher, I'm a whore - NIN
I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out. - DarkWing Duck
I am the ring that lines your tub
I am the root of some evil.  Please send some money
I am the root of some evil...  send some money.
I am the rose bush that refuses to bloom.
I am the rose bush that refuses to bloom. - DarkWing Duck
I am the sex that you provide - NIN
I am the sex that you provide, and I control you - mr. self destruct
I am the silencing machine - NIN
I am the smell that makes sardines nauseous.
I am the smell that makes sardines nauseous. - DarkWing Duck
I am the soap scum that lines your tub.
I am the soap scum that lines your tub. - DarkWing Duck
I am the son of your father's killer.             - Salek
I am the special bulletin that interrupts your favorite show - DW
I am the spider that nips at your neck.
I am the spigot that drips in the night.
I am the spigot that drips in the night. - DarkWing Duck
I am the spinach that sticks to your teeth. - DarkWing Duck
I am the stuff of your worst nightmare.
I am the stuff of your worst nightmare. - DarkWing Duck
I am the sum of all evils! Loc-Nar
I am the sum of my vices - TV's Frank
I am the supernova at the center of the universe. - DarkWing Duck
I am the terror that flaps in the night.
I am the terror that flaps in the night. - DarkWing Duck
I am the terror that flaps into walls
I am the terror that flops in the night.
I am the terror that sits up late at night
I am the terror who conjugates verbs in the night.
I am the terror, that flaps in the night... - DarkWing Duck
I am the thin line between genius and insanity!
I am the toddler that naps in the night! ...Huh??? - Darkwing Duck
I am the truth from which you run - NIN
I am the truth you won't hear, keep it in the family
I am the tube of cadmium yellow that refuses to open.
I am the very model of a cartoon individual! - Yakko Warner
I am the very model of a modern Sadomasochist
I am the very model of a modern major general - Mike
I am the very model of a stupid Star Trek admiral
I am the vision of the best I know
I am the voice inside your head - NIN
I am the voice inside your head ... and I control you. --NIN
I am the voice inside your head, and I control you - mr. self destruct
I am the walrus.  Goo-goo-ga-joob
I am the walrus.  You're not
I am the watchdog of freedom...  got a Milkbone handy?
I am the way and the truth and the life. John 14:6
I am the way of the future. 
I am the way: Kill me if you can! -messianic project manager
I am the weed-whacker in the garden of evil! -DarkWing Duck (Bushroot)
I am the weirdo that sits next to you on the bus!
I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus - Darkwing Duck
I am the winged scourge that pecks at your nightmares! - DarkWing
I am the woman who walks by myself, and all places are alike to me
I am the world's foremost authority on my opinion!
I am the worst-case scenario of Thomas Jefferson's dreams.
I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3:00am!  -Darkwing Duck
I am their leader, which way did they go?
I am thinking of something orange. Something ORANGE. It's an orange!
I am thinking that she is a virgin, or used to be
I am third Tellok Telarn of Borg. I was hoping to assimilate a Klingon
I am tired of reality.  I am going to read taglines.
I am tired of talk which comes to nothing. --Chief Joseph
I am tolerant of your (fruitcake) beliefs.
I am too brain-dead to be left alone.
I am too damned old to feel this young.
I am too proud to ROTFL, so how about a HAHAHAHAAHAHA?
I am too sexy for the Borg - J.L. Picard
I am too sexy for the Borg. --Picard
I am torn between conflicting apathies
I am torn by conflicting apathies.
I am toxic.
I am troubled immeasurably by your eyes--Jim Morrison
I am trying "not to miss the boat".  Any suggestions?
I am trying to find myself.  Anyone seen me lately?
I am trying to get you a few... But I can't seem to
I am trying to save a world. Anan 7
I am two fools, I know, For loving, and for saying so in Whining poetry. - John Donne
I am two fools, I know, for loving, and for saying so. -- John Donne
I am two with nature. -- Woody Allen
I am typing this slowly because I know you can't read fast.
I am under the influence of sugar, caffeine, and lack of sleep, and
I am undone by my lusts.  I seek oblivion.
I am upset because I see a meaningless world.
I am using the Blue Wave thingy right now.
I am vengeance. I am t
I am vengeance. I am the knight. I AM BATMAN!
I am very attached to my parts -- Josie
I am very aware of that, but my main concern is the non-sysop deal.
I am very dangerous when I don't know what I'm doing
I am very flexible - I can put both feet in my mouth
I am very fond of truth, but not at all of martyrdom
I am very happy for Commander La Forge. Worf
I am very self-confident.  Aren't I?
I am very sorry for my mistake.  I'll be more careful in the future.
I am violently ambivalent on this matter!
I am vulnerable only to myself
I am waiting as fast as I can ! I want patience, and I want it NOW !
I am waiting for my winning Lotto ticket.
I am way too tired to do this. Got any EchoCaffeine? - Anna Steven
I am wealthy in my friends.  -Shakespeare
I am wealthy in my taglines. Tagspeare
I am well aware of that Commander! - Kira
I am what I am - if only I could figure out what that is.
I am what I am and that's all that I am
I am what I am and that's all what I am.       - Popeye
I am what I am, Leila. - Spock
I am what I am, and I don't think Betty Ford takes vampires!
I am what I am, and I'm hungry
I am what I am, and what I am needs no excuses!
I am what I am.   And, that's not too bad, either.
I am what I am.  I am Q. - Amanda Rogers
I am what I am.  Odo is what you are.
I am what I am. -Popeye
I am what I am. But that's your problem
I am what you fear! I'm the truth - Anthrax
I am what you fear! I'm the truth, I don't keep it in the family
I am who I am, part-time.
I am who I pretend to be at that point in time and space.
I am willing to love all mankind, except an American
I am willing to love all mankind, except an American. --Dr. Johnson
I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them
I am wiser because I have a bald head.
I am woman!  Hear me whine!  
I am woman!  I am invincible!  I am pooped!
I am woman. I am invincible. Now watch me roar!
I am wondering, why are you here?                - Yoda
I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall. - Another tennant complaint
I am you and you are me and he is me and we are all together
I am your computer. I hereby declare that 2+2 equals 5
I am your density -- George McFly in "Back to the Future"
I am your density. - George McFly
I am your father Borg. Search your feelings you know it to be true
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate.
I am your father, Luke
I am your father. - Darth Vader
I am your freak, and you're mine
I am your god! * Lister
I am your god! --Lister.
I am your love slave he that cleareth the path of walk and breath
I am your mother, Luke!
I am your mother. -- Julianna Tainer
I am your new leader, the Ooooooooverload! - Brain
I am your slave from now until the moment you read this tagline
I am your worst nightmare!
I am your worst nightmare! - Frank
I am, The Way! The Truth! and The Life! - Jesus
I am, a *BABY* Nikki
I am, in short, a man on the edge of everything. - Roland
I am, in short, a woman on the edge of everything
I am, of course, any thinking man's everyday fantasy.
I am, therefore I am. - Akira
I am, therefore I eat. - Sum, ergo edo.
I am, therefore I think
I am.  Therefore, I drink heavily
I am. However, I'll check with my sysop just to make sure.
I am. Tan Ru. Tan Ru. Nomad. Tan Ru. - Spock
I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle."
I am. Therefore, I think.  I think.
I am... I say... I'm Foghorn of Borg. Now pay attention there, son!
I am... a turnip, as it were. AG
I am... apparently all out of my trademark blue smoke
I am... distressed concerning your clothing. - Worf.
I am... stuck. - Data
I am...Lennier.  I will...help...you. - Kwai Chang Caine Lennier
I am...pleased to see you, Captain. -  Spock
I am...stuck. - Data
I am...the masterpacker. - Jerry Seinfeld, going on a trip
I am...undamaged, Captain. - Spock
I amI am Yoda of Borg. Assimilated you will be, hmmm?
I amLennier.  I willhelpyou. - Kwai Chang Cane Lennier
I amd Edna Kraboppel of Borg: What do you say we...assimilate?
I amd Homer of Borg: I will be assimilated... DOH!
I ams what I am, and that's all that I am! - Popeye the sailor man
I an Fudd of Borg:  Pwepare to be assimuwated.
I an Zorro of Borg:  Prepare to be Azzimilated, Alcalde.
I an mot a crook -- Richard Nixon
I and my Father are one. - John 10:30
I answer as simply as your level of understanding makes possible
I answer to other Minbari, not freaks. Ashon
I answered only to annoy you and generally irritate you.
I anticipate another ten minutes of... Thelev
I anticipate your first need...will be me.
I apologise for being late, Captain. Delenn
I apologise to the deaf for the loss of subtitles.
I apologize for being late, Captain. --Delenn.
I apologize for calling your wife a bloated wart-hog
I apologize for calling your wife a bloated warthog. -- Connor
I apologize to all the friendly poop who are listenin' out there -J.G
I apologize to the deaf for the loss of subtitles.
I appeal to a small group of very confused people
I appeal to a very confused group of small people
I appeal to a very small group of confused people
I applaud you on your superb message, though, Cal
I applied for a job as a telemarketer but I didn't get the call
I appoint @F ambassador to Fantasy Island!
I appoint Orville ambassador to Fantasy Island!
I appoint Patricia Della ambassador to Fantasy Island!
I appoint Peter, ambassador to Fantasy Island!
I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!!
I appoint you official explainer of the House of Sinanju.  &lt;Chiun&gt;
I appologize. I was detained in school. - Worf
I appreciate both Older whiskey, and younger women!
I appreciate my mom more than she knows.
I appreciate the thought.  -Chakotay
I appreciate you not breathing while I smoke.
I appreciate your accolades. - Brain
I appreciate your faith in me, Sire. EHMP
I appreciate your honest answer.
I appreciate your interest, Ambassador. - Sisko
I appreciate your non-confrontational approach. Have a peaceful day.
I appreciate your not breathing while I smoke.
I appreciate your trying to hang on here... - Kira
I are a college student
I are a collug studunt ind programur
I are a witty half pollack (or is that a halfwit polack?)
I are more gooder at English than you!
I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies
I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies. -- Roger
I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies. -- Roger the Shrubber
I as captain of this Bluewave, promote Ensign Sony to Lieutenant!
I ask for a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
I ask for money I want, they pay it. -Harrison Ford
I ask for so little - and boy, do I get it !
I ask for so little.  Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave
I ask for so very little. And boy, do I get it!
I ask for the sake of Magus, please carry out their request. - Leene
I ask lee of the court to take this witness as a hostile witness!
I ask that of all my prey.... - The Joker
I ask, sir, what is the militia?  It is the whole people
I ask: Isn't "dumb blond" an oxymoron?
I asked God for all things so I could enjoy life.  He gave me life so I could enjoy all things
I asked God, and She said She is Pro-Choice!
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child... she said they certainly wouldn't have *paid* for me
I asked Troi to join us. - Alexander
I asked about bus times; the man looked at a calendar
I asked about my family tree once and they told me I was a sap
I asked for a role in the place I reside - Course of Empire
I asked for an audience with the President but only got to meet Bill.
I asked for roses, but I wasn't expecting thorns.
I asked him if he was really abducted, he said no, he came willingly.
I asked if she smokes after sex. She said, "No, one drag is enough."
I asked my Dr."Well, how do I stand?" He said"That's what puzzles me."
I asked my computer if there was a God, and it replied: "There is NOW!
I asked my lawyer how he wants to be remembered and he said, In the emir of Kuwait's will!
I asked my psychiatrist if she thought I was crazy, she said "no", so I let her up.
I asked the Bank Teller to check my balance, so he pushed me
I asked the Bank Teller to check my balance, so he pushed me
I asked what you knew, not what you believed. - Duncan MacLeod
I asked you not to have a spaz attack in tx.general, BUT NOOOOO!!!!" -- Karl, via John Belushi
I asked you not to tell me that! - M. Smart
I aspire to a higher position: numb-minded knob. - Mutant Raccoon
I aspire to talk less myself. - Talyn
I assimilate you, you assimilate me...Happiness IS IRRELEVANT  --- Barney the Borg
I assimilate, therefore I am. 
I assimilated XybyX I am now 1:203/1701!
I assimilated a juicy steak and a glass of fine Borgundy
I assimilated him with fava beans and a nice Chianti. --Lecter of Borg
I assume Data used natural violin strings, was Sarek's gut reaction
I assume I need no introduction*chomp*  ----  Lestat
I assume I need no introduction... --  Lestat
I assume I'll live forever - if I die, don't tell me.
I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault
I assume the electrified cookie jar was your idea.  Garfield
I assume these are the ambassadors, guessed O'Brien
I assume you found some food before you ran out of belt notches? -Kira
I assume you will take care of this before we enter warp
I assume you will take care of this before we enter warp, prezoomed Pi
I assume your handprint will work whether you're conscious or not
I assumed we had an understanding with respect to the X-files? -Mulder
I assumed you needed help. I see I'm in error. - Spock
I assure you I seek only knowledge - Aldous Gajic
I assure you I seek only knowledge.
I assure you I seek only knowledge. --Aldous Gaitch.
I assure you I seek only knowledge. --Babylon 5.
I assure you, I can. - Q
I assure you, I seek only knowledge. - Aldous Gaijic
I assure you, I will exercise extreme caution. - Lennier
I assure you, I'm just as human as you are, if not more so. - FM
I assure you, I'm quite fertile. - Gilora
I assure you, we're in perfect health. --Langor
I ate Akane's cooking and lived
I ate a chicken sandwich, said Tom foully.
I ate a dozen oysters but only 9 of them worked.
I ate a dozen oysters but only nine worked
I ate a potato chip and frowned at him
I ate his liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti - The Original Hannibal
I ate his liver with some farver beans and a nice chianti... - HL
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti - Original Hannibal
I ate his liver, with some gagh and a nice Chianti
I ate like a pig.   Pumbaa
I ate six buckets and I lost weight! - Earl on Dino's Ribs fast food
I ate so much of Christmas goose my Santa suit's no longer loose.
I ate somthing....Then it walked away from me! &lt;Burp!&gt;
I ate the Frujen Gladge! - Frank
I ate the Fruzenglazse!  TV's Frank
I ate the flock, the wolf said sheepishly
I ate the frosting. -- Zachary Butler.
I ate them before they ate me. - Idi Amin Dada
I ate you, you ate me, we're a cannibalistic family.
I ate your UPS package?  I thought it was PIZZA
I attend Cedarupanz Flying School, Deadwood, MD.
I avoid cliches like the plague.
I avoid discussions of politics and religion.
I avoid men in white uniforms carrying straitjackets.
I backed over it 5 or 6 times...it was an accident. -Mary, 3rd Rock
I backed up my Hard Drive and crashed into a bus
I backed up my hard drive ... and smashed into the bus!
I backed up my hard drive and crashed into a truck!
I backed up my hard drive and it fell behind the desk!
I backed up my hard drive and ran into a bus
I backed up my hard drive. Now I have tire tracks on my keyboard!
I backed up my hard drive... and hit a bus!
I backed up my harddrive and hit the garage door
I backed up my harddrive.. smashed into a bus
I backed up my harddrive.. smashed into the system bus
I bad want money now. Me sick. Ooh! He card reads good.
I baked the Pillsbury Doughboy, the little creep
I baked the Pillsbury doughboy.  That little creep...
I banish you to the cubicle closest to your boss!! - Wally
I bar-b-cued Captain Crunch! Am I now a cereal griller?
I barely believe in objective *reality*!
I barely believe in objective *reality*!  - Springheel Jack
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. - GILDA RADNER
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. --Gilda Radner
I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch
I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. -- Gilda Radner
I based your plans on a fire hydrant - Joel to Tom
I bathe myself thoroughly whenever I get the c hance -Dr.F
I bathe myself thoroughly whenever I get the chance. -- Forrester
I bathe regularly.  What's your excuse?
I be nibble, you be quick, he jump over the joystick.
I be nimble, @F be quick, I jumped on @F's Joystick
I be nimble, @TOFIRST@ be quick, I jumped on @TOFIRST@'s Joystick
I beamed them aboard the Klingon vessel, no tribble at all!
I bear my heart and Betty Crocker shish kebabs it
I bear your child. Miramanee to Kirk
I beat Gaggle-max!
I beat my machine, it's a part of me, it's inside of me - NIN
I beat the RAPTOR COWS!  :]
I beat you once you old dog, now I'll whip your butt again!
I became a Co-Pilot after watching the movie Airplane.
I became a masculinist as an alternative to becoming a masochist
I become a beast!
I become a public health hazard after 44 hours of sleep deprivation.
I become homicidal when people try to reason with me.
I beeeeetcha  - Teeny
I been drivin' all night, my hands wet on the wheel
I been hipmotized!!
I been readin' too many Vince Karch posts
I been seduced by the chocolate side of the Force.
I before 'E', except in Budweiser and Heineken
I before E except after C, huh? Weird
I before E except after C.  What a stupid language
I before E except after C.  What a weird society!
I before E except after lunch
I before E except after. . . oh yea!! Now I  C !!
I before E, except after C. Isn't this a weird  SOCIETY?!
I before E... except in "Budweiser"!
I beg of you!  Please don't make me do this! - Quark
I beg of you...  please...  bring me the blue pages!
I beg to differ, Sir. I am NOT a merry man. (Worf)
I beg you to think this over - Tom as couple make out
I beg you, spare my insignificant life.
I beg your damn pardon
I beg your pardon madame, but*get* *off*! -- Zazu
I beg your pardon madame. but... get off!!!!!! - Zazu
I beg your pardon wang!
I beg your pardon, I never promised you a prose garden...
I beg your pardon, I never promised you a prose garden...
I beg your pardon, Madam, but...GET OFF!!   Zazu
I beg your pardon, madam, but *GET OFF*! Simba? Nala! --Zazu
I began as a passion and ended as a habit, like all husbands. - GBShaw
I began by painting the image of the blacksmith. --Data
I began my service at the monastery as a gardener. - Bareil
I behaved inappropriately. -- Riker
I beleave I understand. - Data
I beleive a self-determinance is emerging. - Data
I beleive in a God that isn't short of cash, Mister! - Bono
I beleive that's 94 points for me. Tuvok
I believe Anita Hill.
I believe God know what he is doing
I believe I am the most fortunate sentient in this sector. - Data
I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky;  I was wrong
I believe I found the missing link between animal and civilized man. It is us." -- Konrad Lorenz
I believe I got you covered... -- Arsenal
I believe I know where it's going. Kirk
I believe I may have a suggestion that may help. Doctor
I believe I overexerted myself. --Data
I believe I said that, Captain. - Spock
I believe I said that. - Spock
I believe I shall sample some of your "Burned, Replicated, Fowl Meat."
I believe I will take this opportunity to remove my ears.
I believe I'll have another cup of coffee.
I believe I'm as important to society as a doctor.  ;)
I believe OS/2 to be the most important OS of all time -B. Gates, 1987
I believe OS/2 to be the most important OS-Gates, 1987
I believe OS/2... to be the most important OS... of all time Gates '87
I believe _because_ it is absurd.  --Tertullian
I believe _that_ belongs to me. - Odo
I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable. -- Ogden Nash
I believe all extremists should be shot.
I believe cappuccino is the dessert form of coffee
I believe he can create miracles... - Dana Scully on God
I believe he got the point - 007 (Thunderball)
I believe if we opened our hearts, we'd find keys to unlock every door
I believe in America. - Bonasera
I believe in America. - Bonasera, 'The Godfather'
I believe in Big Bang.  God spoke...and BANG!  It was so!
I believe in Clinton...and Santa Claus and the Boogieman
I believe in Free Speech, but I'd still rather be paid for it.
I believe in God ... the Goddess told me to humor Him.
I believe in God cause nothing fine as you could be random.
I believe in God, because he will punish me if I don't !
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. (Frank Lloyd Wright)
I believe in L. Ron "Mother" Hubbard.
I believe in LovePower.
I believe in Rhett Butler.    Clark Gable
I believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and Gun Control
I believe in Santa, the Tooth fairy, and politicians.
I believe in The Divine Right of SysOps.
I believe in Traditional Values ! The earth is flat
I believe in Whirled Peas
I believe in a God that doesn't need heavy financing.
I believe in a God who doesn't need heavy financing. (Fletch)
I believe in a god that doesn't need heavy financing.
I believe in a good day's pay for a decent salary.
I believe in aliens! - Rimmer
I believe in aliens! - Rimmer
I believe in an individual's freedom to be happy
I believe in an individual's freedom to be happy. - Heinlein
I believe in being myself...nothing could be any better.
I believe in being sincere.  So I boast!.
I believe in calling a fixed cat a spayed
I believe in cancer. I believe in love
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it. - Mae West
I believe in circumcision. After all, it's no skin off my nose.
I believe in computer dating, but only if the computers are truly in love -- Groucho Marx
I believe in coyotes and time as an abstract
I believe in deep long wet kisses that last 3 days
I believe in dope, guns, and broads. - T-Bird
I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures.
I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures. - From a bumper sticker
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. - Mahatma Gandhi
I believe in equality. I believe all people are equally inferior to me
I believe in free will - I have no choice!
I believe in free will.  My religion says I have no choice.
I believe in getting in hot water; it keeps you clean.
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean -- G. K. Chesterton
I believe in good health, but not to excess.
I believe in grumbling; it is the politest form of fighting known.
I believe in keeping in shape. I've chosen the shape of an old lady.
I believe in life after birth! -- Maxie Dunham
I believe in long, deep, wet kisses that last 3 days.
I believe in long, slow, deep, wet kisses that last three days
I believe in luck, and the harder I work, the more I have of it
I believe in me. After that there's room for doubt
I believe in music
I believe in nothing that I cannot touch, kiss, embrace... The rest is only hearsay. - Edward Abbey
I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together.
I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together.  M. Python
I believe in practicing prudence every 2 or 3 years.
I believe in psychic ability without a doubt. - Mulder
I believe in questioning authority up until a certain point, and that point is reached when I am the authority
I believe in refueling, I do - Crow lisps
I believe in refueling, I do -- Crow T. Robot
I believe in reincarnation, divorce & abortion. -Laura Dern
I believe in reincarnation. I willed my estate to myself
I believe in revenge, MacLeod! -- Kalas
I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once in EE's do it without shorts
I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.  -- Woody Allen
I believe in subversion rather than straight out confrontation.&lt;Silko&gt;
I believe in supporting the metric system every inch of the way
I believe in the Big Bang. God said it & bang it happened!
I believe in the Big Book.  It's other alcoholics sharing.
I believe in the Divine Right of sysops, but *not* of moderators.
I believe in the Divine Rights of Sysops.
I believe in the Divine Rights of sysadmins
I believe in the Ferengi enterprise system
I believe in the church of baseball", Annie in 'Bull Durham'.
I believe in the idea that God's hand can be witnessed... - Scully
I believe in the impartiality of the media.  Pro wrestling is real, too.
I believe in the individual, in less government... - Rush Limbaugh
I believe in the innate perversity of inanimate objects
I believe in the philosophy of Marx (that's Groucho, not Karl)
I believe in the sanctity of divorce
I believe in the tooth fairy, easter bunny, Santa Clause, and S-meters
I believe in the wisdom & virtue of the American voter
I believe in women's lib. I set three free. Lewis Gizzard
I believe in world peace ... as a last resort.
I believe in you! - Kirk
I believe it adds up to either one of two possibilities. - Spock
I believe it was Tacitus who said there is a principle of human nature requiring us to hate those we have wronged. - William Beckett
I believe it's not butter, I can't believe it's $1.59!
I believe men should fight their own battles.
I believe my exact words were a Dangerous, Savage, Child-Race.   AGT
I believe my growth as an artifical life form has reached an impasse.
I believe my plan has a fatal flaw. - Brain
I believe my response would be, "Go to hell." -Spock
I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else
I believe personal greed justifies everything - Calvin
I believe regulations call for me to check my weapon in. - Kirk
I believe she looks like Chief O'Brien -- Worf
I believe someone has failed to terminate my program. Please respond.
I believe somethings out there watching over us...it's the government!--W.Allen
I believe that Diet Spam will never work.
I believe that Fish-on-a-Stick would be a bad idea.
I believe that He can create miracles, yes. - Scully to Mulder
I believe that He can create miracles, yes. - Scully to Mulder
I believe that He can create miracles, yes. - Scully to Mulder
I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was ... an arctic wilderness
I believe that and I'm glad you believe it too. - Sisko
I believe that belongs to me -- Quark
I believe that if anything can go weird, it will
I believe that in the end the truth will conquer. - John Wycliffe
I believe that is why they call it 'gambling.' - Data
I believe that means he would like us to be friends - Beverly
I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.  --Nancy Reagan
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people.Between five, it's fantastic.-Woody Allen
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people.Between five, it's fantastic.-Woody Allen
I believe that the power to make money is a gift from God.
I believe that this is heaven to no one else but me
I believe that whoever said winning isn't everything never won anything
I believe that's our ring, Abner. Well, I-doggies, Lum...
I believe the 1st test of a truly great man is humility. -Anon
I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns.
I believe the Big Bang Theory... and I know who lit the fuse.
I believe the appropriate response is 'yowsa.' - Data
I believe the appropriate response is, yowsa.
I believe the appropriate response would be 'yowza!'
I believe the beverage has provoked an emotional response. --Data
I believe the human expression would be...go to hell? - Spock
I believe the phrase rhymes with "Clucking Bell" Sir - Baldric
I believe the phrase rhymes with 'Clucking Bell', Sir. - Blackadder
I believe the technical term is "Oops!"
I believe the word you're looking for is "AAARRRGGHH!!!!"
I believe the word you're looking for is 'AAAUUGHHH'.
I believe them bones are me. - AIC
I believe there is a higher power: it's called Canada.
I believe there is a higher power: it's called the government.
I believe there is something out there watching over us...it's the government! --Woody Allen
I believe there's a ghost of a chance to find someone to love-RUSH
I believe they actually met in Sherwood forest. -- O'Brien
I believe they have returned to their own time continuum. - Data
I believe they have to do with unexplained phenomenon - DS on XF (1x01)
I believe this is NOT gratuitous! - Tom as girl undresses
I believe this is an appropriate juncture for you to give me five, sir
I believe this wall is merely an illusion. Tuvok
I believe through fear mostly. -- J. Shaughnessy
I believe truth is in the eye of the beholder -- Guinan
I believe virtually everything I read * David St. Hubbins
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change. - Dan Quayle
I believe we can fly on the wings we create
I believe we have time to take a closer look, Number One! * Picard
I believe we should use more colorful metaphors in our dialogue.
I believe we will be igniting the midnight petrolium.  -  Data
I believe we're required to engage in a ritual known as the sing-a-long.
I believe we're under attack, but I'm not too sure.
I believe we're under attack. --Col. Travis.
I believe we're under attack. COL. TRAVIS
I believe you - but millions and millions don't
I believe you could say...I have been inspired. --Data
I believe you owe me five dollars. - Pusher to Mulder
I believe you're in my chair.--Picard
I believe you're overdue for your valium
I believe you've been trying to contact us. - Mulder
I believe you've confused me with someone who gives a damn.
I believe you, Dire... Honest... Really... -Zefrem Cochrane
I believe you. - Kira
I believe your aim is improving Counselor - Data
I believe... - Scully (Beyond the Sea)
I believe/I believe now    Grammatrain  
I believed the promises, the promises and lies
I belong the the 4H Club--hacking, harddisks, hemp, and hardship!
I belong to  P.U.N.K.  People Who Can't Spell
I belong to no organized party - I am a democrat
I belong to no organized party.  I am a Democrat. -- Will Rogers
I belong to no organized political party-I'm a democrat!
I belong to the DHCA...Wanna join? [this is an oldie!  ]
I belong to the The First Dysfunctional Church Of Heavy Machinery.
I belong to the order of America
I bequeath to you a boot to the head. &lt;BOOT&gt;
I bequeath, said Tom willfully. -Edward J O'Brien
I bet George Kennedy is in this... -- Crow T. Robot
I bet I can quit gambling
I bet I don't have a gambling problem.
I bet Patch drinks Carling Black Label!
I bet Schumer's mother was the 1st woman to wear black after a birth
I bet he could change a $11.00 bill with $3.00's...!
I bet it left a bad taste in his mouth. - McCoy
I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death.
I bet it was something nice. - Ace Ventura
I bet it will suddenly stop! said Orville abruptly
I bet it's an illusion.
I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye
I bet pilots in computerized cockpits don't use Windows!
I bet she crawled away to have kittens - Crow
I bet she does, I bet she does!  Nudge nudge, eh?  Say no more!
I bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more,
I bet starship captains don't have days like this.--Trofimov
I bet the Doctor could *confuse* the Borg.
I bet the Kazon would _kill_ for a drink of water.
I bet the human brain is a kludge
I bet the human brain is a kludge.  - Marvin Minsky
I bet the monster is really a good guy.
I bet the monster is really a good guy.  Crow T. Robot
I bet their seat belts are ALREADY snug - Crow
I bet there will be plenty of good Taglines in heaven.
I bet they can't program their VCR's.  Crow T. Robot
I bet they'll be surprised by my drawing of the Enterprise
I bet ya' he smells like Jack Del Rio's jockstrap! - Tom Servo
I bet you I could stop gambling.
I bet you can't guess what I was in for.
I bet you can't stop reading here &lt;---         I knew it!
I bet you didn't believe in reincarnation last time either.
I bet you had no idea Canada was this much fun!
I bet you have never seen a plumber bite his nails.
I bet you say that to ALL the boys
I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you think I'm a REAL PAIN in the NECK!
I bet you thought I was going to use a Genealogy tagline!
I bet you thought there would be a tagline here.
I bet you were a jumper. --Guinan to Ro
I bet you were one heck of a bartender
I bet you were one hell of a bartender.....
I bet you're a great swimmer.
I bet you've never seen a plumber bite his nails
I bet your mamma must've been another hot looking mama too
I bet your mom was the first person to wear black at a birth.
I bet your mother was the first woman to wear black after a birth.
I beta test co unication softwFEL87=\d+A NO CARRIER
I better call Huggy Bear - Crow
I better call Huggy Bear -- Crow T. Robot
I better put on my patented Stuponitron helmet.
I better send a check to Universal before this becomes a talk show! EWJ
I better watch my language.  It's going to get me in trouble
I bez obzira na moje sokove, furka mi je bila za bogove
I bid you good night goodnight good night
I bid you peace - Jeff Smith
I bila jednom jedna jesen je, lisce je saptalo sa stopama,
I bit the heads off chickens -Crow on teen's carnival job
I bite harder
I bite harder ...
I blame DOOM for these rings under my eyes
I blame Society! Society made me what I am!"
I blame the Programmer myself !!
I blaze trails of endless adventure.
I blew it again, dear - Calvin's dad
I blew my tagline file away & I can't do a thing with it!
I blinked, therefore I ran.
I blitzed the hard drive. Lost all those good Taglines!
I blow my nose at you, you donkey bottom biter!
I blow my nose at you..!
I blush to confess that I am always getting confused.
I booted my computer and broke my toe!
I booted my computer.  Broke my damn toe!!
I border on that fine line between insanity and craziness.
I both love and do not love, and am mad and am not mad
I bought American....Well someone has to!
I bought a 486/66 and still get the dang hourglass!
I bought a Bunson burner.  Boy is Mr. Bunson scared!
I bought a Doublespeed CD-ROM so I can listen to music in 1/2 the time
I bought a G-string today.  IT'S ON MY GUITAR, PERVERT!
I bought a battery holder, it's called a diskman.
I bought a book. Now I just have to learn how to read.
I bought a cheap dictionary.  It's not in alphabetical order.
I bought a cheap piece of land It was on someone else's property.
I bought a cheap piece of land...  It was on someone else's property. - Steven Wright
I bought a computer book called "Dos Kapital." Wierd!
I bought a computer to save time
I bought a computer, not a Window frame
I bought a cordless extension cord
I bought a cordless extension cord.  - Stephen Wright
I bought a cordless extension cord... - s.w
I bought a cordless extension cord... -- Wright
I bought a cordless extension cord...  Steven Wright
I bought a cordless phone extension cord - Steven Wright
I bought a cured ham. It had a pulled Hamstring
I bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had
I bought a decaffeinated coffee table.
I bought a few more though and I will enter some from them as I read.
I bought a goat to mow my lawn, but she's on a diet!
I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright
I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how to leave
I bought a love machine, but it's out of ardor.
I bought a million lottery tickets.  I won a dollar.
I bought a million lottery tickets.  I won a dollar.  Steven Wright
I bought a million lottery tickets... won a dollar,  s.w
I bought a new camouflage shirt and now I can't find it!
I bought a package of "Chicken Pieces".  All beaks and talons!
I bought a portable cable TV.
I bought a portable cable TV.  Steven Wright
I bought a portable cable tv.
I bought a syringe the other day, and it had Pepsi in it!
I bought an electronic organizer.  Now my electronics are very organized
I bought an internal modem, but I can't swallow it.
I bought dehydrated water, but I don't know what to add
I bought instant water but I don't know what to add
I bought my baritone sax - Mike on crook with suitcase
I bought my fish a carpfone.  He got hooked on it.
I bought my flatuent friend a windbreaker jacket
I bought my son a BB gun.  He gave me a shirt with a bullseye on it!
I bought my wife a Jaguar and it ate her up!
I bought my wife a new chair for Xmas, but she won't let me plug it in
I bought powdered water the other day.  I don't know what to do with it
I bought powdered water, but I didn't know what to add. - Stephen Wright
I bought powdered water, but I don't know what to add!
I bought some batteries but they weren't included...
I bought some batteries the other day, but batteries weren't included so I had to go back and buy some more
I bought some batteries today, but they weren't included.
I bought some batteries... but they weren't included... so I had to buy them again... - Steven Wright
I bought some dehydrated water but didn't know what to add. - Wright
I bought some dehydrated water, but I don't know what to
I bought some land in China.  It's a Communist Plot
I bought some land on someone else's property
I bought some paint. It was in the shape of a house. --Steven Wright
I bought some powdered water but didn't know what to add - s.w.
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it.
I bought some powdered water, but didn't know what to add?
I bought some powdered water.  What do I add?
I bought some taglines, but they weren't included
I bought some used paint.  It was in the shape of a house. - Steven Wright
I bought some used paint. It comes in the shape of a house
I bought some used paint. It was in
I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. - sw
I bought these peanuts in Los Angeles, said Tom lagubriously.
I bought this $ computer, & I can't pay my electr@#&% NO CARRIER
I bought this recipe with all of my lottery money.
I bought this tagline from HONEST JOE'S USED TAGLINES
I bought this tagline with all of my lottery money.
I bought tires made with Congressional checks!
I bought unscented perfume - Steven Wright
I bought you some gift-wrapping paper for a gift
I bought your record in NYC... HEART OF STONE
I bow before a hidden throne I never will perceive.
I bow to your brilliance! - Garak2
I bow to your superior wisdom (& laugh behind your back).
I brake for Arachnotrons
I brake for ArchViles
I brake for Caidans.  If I miss 'em, I'll back up and try again.
I brake for Cyberdemons
I brake for David Poole
I brake for Former Human Commandos
I brake for MODERATORS (when they're under my car's wheel
I brake for Mancubi
I brake for Milky Ways
I brake for Pain Elementals
I brake for SYSOPS (when their under the wheel)
I brake for SYSOPS (when they're under my car's wheels).
I brake for Unicorns.
I brake for animals - Then back over them a couple of times
I brake for animals - and accelerate for small children.
I brake for animals, but I speed up for fundamentalists.
I brake for animals, if they're big enough to dent my car. - Duckman
I brake for animals.  I floor it for Animal Rights Wackos!
I brake for animals.  I floor it for Fundies!
I brake for assimilation.
I brake for brick walls.
I brake for chezlogs!
I brake for figments of my imagination
I brake for former humans (ok I'm a wimp ;))
I brake for former humans! (I'm a wimp ok!)
I brake for hallucinations!
I brake for hockey!
I brake for liberals, but not to hard
I brake for macro nerds
I brake for men...and other helpless animals
I brake for programmers, but not too hard
I brake for recipes.
I brake for small animals and all taverns!
I brake for small animals, identify 'em, then run 'em down
I brake for smurfs (when they're under my car's wheels).
I brake for stone dragons.
I brake for taglines.
I brake for tailgaters.
I brake for the rear end of the car in front of me.
I brake for tribbles.
I brake for unicorns
I break for Reality
I break for beer!
I break for giant space hamsters!
I break for interrupt vectors
I break for rainbows
I brew the beer I drink!
I brew the beer that I drink.
I bring gifts. --Winters.
I bring him back and Humperdink suffers? - Miracle Max
I bring laughter,I bring music,I bring joy and I bring tears. -Rush
I bring scientists, you bring a rock star. - John Hammond
I bring truth and understanding,I bring wit and wisdom fair. -Rush
I bring you 15 commandments oops CRASH 10 commandments.
I bring you fantasy.
I bring you love and deeper understanding.
I bring you these 15 comm.. (CRASH) oops! 10 commandments
I bring you these 15... oops... &lt;CRASH!&gt; 10 commandments
I bring you--the Dragonlance! - Theros Ironfeld
I broke a leg one time Spilled coffee all over. -S.W.
I broke a leg one time...  Spilled coffee all over.  Steven Wright
I broke my Window and saw OS/2.
I broke my arm trying to fold a bed.  It wasn't the kind that folds
I broke my arm trying to fold a bed.  It wasn't the kind that folds. - Steven Wright
I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds. - sw
I broke my arm trying to hold open a revolving door for a girl.
I broke my dog from begging for food at the table. I let her taste it.
I broke my glasses and it's like looking through an ice cube. -- Radar
I broke the balls, then I scratched. - Quickling
I broke the breadline, nobody knows
I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane.  I told everybody I'm Narcissus.
I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steve Wright
I brought a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat
I brought an extra lap - Tom
I brought back a souvenir. --Geordi
I brought life to the dead.  What more can be said?
I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!
I brought the dessert, said Tom piously
I brought this world in, I can take it out. - God.
I brought you into this world and I can take you out.  Bill Cosby
I brought you into this world, I can take you out.
I brungs it from home. - Greasepit
I brush after every meal. - Mulder
I brush my teeth every five minutes, said Tom implacably.
I build wig-wams and teepees, Orville said tensely
I build wig-wams and teepees,then old man said tensely
I built an elevator from his bones
I built it up, now I take it apart - NIN
I built my deck around my beer fridge.
I built my own 386!  See where I nailed it together?
I built the wall and I will be the one to knock it down.
I built this cruise missile to stop those kids from playing ZZ Top.
I buried Paul --
I buried Paul.
I burned the bacon. Do I still get my cooking merit badge?
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five
I busted him up - Data
I butt, you butt, he and she butts... - Delenn
I butt, you butt, he or she butts... - Delenn (DL)
I buy my spare parts at BORGS 'R US
I buy stamps by mail. It works okay until I run out of stamps. --George Carlin
I c ollect fairy tales, said Tom grimly
I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade.  Menander (292 BC)
I call an Alt-6 an Alt-6!
I call architecture 'petrified music.' - Johann von Goethe
I call em as I see em; If I dont see em, I make em up!
I call heaven and earth to witness against you this day
I call it 'Bongo.' - --Salmoneus on Ancient Greek Bingo
I call it as I see it.  If I don't see it I make it up
I call my car Congress because it can't pass anything.
I call my car Flattery.  It gets me nowhere.
I call my computer "Hole in the Desk"
I call my computer T.O.M. - Totally Obedient Moron.
I call my dog "Camera" because he always snaps at people
I call my girlfriend BASEBALL...She won't play without a diamond.
I call that one 'Lutheran Love' - Tom on dead lovers
I call the high and light aspects of my being spirit and the dark and heavy aspects soul
I call them "kids in cutoffs"...middle aged hippies. - W.H. Photog
I call them 'ears.' - Spock
I call them as I see them.  If I can't see them, I make them up. -- Biff
I call things as I see them and make up what I don't see!
I call things as I see them, If I don't see them, I'll make them up!
I call things as I see them, and if I don't, I make them up!
I call things as I see them, if I didn't see them, I make them up!
I call things as I see them. (I live in an alternate universe.)
I call things as I see them. If I don't see them I make it up!
I call things as I see them. Otherwise, I make them up
I call things as I see them..If I don't see them, they must be Spirit
I call things as I see them.Otherwise, I make it up
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them I make them up!
I call things as I see them; If I don't see them, I dish out the BS.
I call things as I see them; if I don't see them, I make them up!
I call this 'What's inside a TV' - Spike's science project
I called 911 but they kept hanging up!
I called Value-jet to make a reservation; they said they were swamped
I called a BBS once, but I didn't download.
I called for a waita', not Data!--Scotty in Ten-Forward
I called her a dumb blonde.  She said, "No help wanted!"
I called him Ahab and he called me Starbuck"-Scully on her father 3x22
I called information and asked where my socks are.
I called information and asked, "Where are my socks?"
I called information and asked, 'Where are my socks?' - S. Wright
I called my cat Rush and he bit me!
I called my cat Rush and he bit me!  (Limbaugh)
I called my cat the other day and got an answering machine
I called my favorite BBS and all I got was this lousy tagline
I called my florist and left a vase message.
I called the salamander Tiny because he was Mynewt
I called their board and cut their lawns.  Modem both ways
I calls em as I sees em; If I don't see em, I make em up!
I came - I saw - I kicked the b*tch out of bed!
I came ... I BBSed ... I turned white
I came I saw I *S*W*I*P*E*D*!! Thanks, Myra! :-)
I came all the way to Korea to see this picture. - Hawkeye
I came by myself. But you can say I came from the future
I came close to seeing Elvis but my shovel broke
I came down here wondering if it could be true... - Mulder
I came for a week and got stuck for 15 years
I came from Planet Claire - Tom
I came here to be a gigolo - Tom
I came here to be a gigolo...  Tom Servo
I came here to chew gum & kick butt and I'm out of gum
I came here to die with you, or live with you. - Josey Wales
I came here to kick ass and chew gum.  And I'm all out of
I came here to win a Championship. - Tim McKyer (Steelers CB)
I came in as the sun came up.
I came in late, but don't worry.  I'll leave early to make up for it
I came in through the window -- Vash
I came into this world fat and bald and I intend to go out the same way.
I came not to destroy the Law or the Prophets, but to fulfill. Mt 5:17
I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Matthew 10:34
I came real close to seeing Elvis, but my shovel broke.
I came to Bajor to see her legendary orbs that Kira bragged about!
I came to MIT to get an education for myself and a diploma
I came to MIT to get an education for myself and a diploma for my mother
I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today, except that it's completely different - Kevin Keegan
I came to Shawshank when I was just twenty
I came to break the bones of your sins, meat puppet. - The Crow
I came to bury Caesar, not to praise him
I came to bury Ceasar
I came to chew bubblegum & kick a$$, and I'm all outa a$$
I came to fish, not row the stupid boat!
I came to in my future and that was just yesterday...(Fish)
I came to see you off - and you certainly are!
I came, I came to, I came to believe.
I came, I saw, ......I ordered another drink!
I came, I saw, I &lt;heh, heh *S*W*I*P*E*D*! Thanks! :-)
I came, I saw, I CapsLocked
I came, I saw, I Left.
I came, I saw, I Oh, screw it
I came, I saw, I c!)@(#*$&%^ Carrier Lost
I came, I saw, I charged it!
I came, I saw, I confused.
I came, I saw, I conquered. (Veni, vidi, vici: J. Caesar)
I came, I saw, I conquered. -- Tux
I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.
I came, I saw, I deleted all your files.
I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
I came, I saw, I didn't know what it was, so I left!!
I came, I saw, I faxed a Dopefish.
I came, I saw, I got Moon-Dusted
I came, I saw, I got confused, I left
I came, I saw, I got lost .. I'M STILL HERE!  HELP!
I came, I saw, I hacked.
I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on so I left.
I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on....
I came, I saw, I hid in the basement
I came, I saw, I kicked ass.
I came, I saw, I laughed out loud
I came, I saw, I lied - Julius Clinton, Act I Scene I
I came, I saw, I sawed all dem trees.
I came, I saw, I screwed up
I came, I saw, I stole
I came, I saw, I stole Chad's tagline.
I came, I saw, I stole your tagline.
I came, I saw, I took LOTS of PICTURES!
I came, I saw, I turned and ran!
I came, I saw, I vandalized your recipe!
I came, I saw, I vandalized your tagline!
I came, I saw, I videotaped it.
I came, I saw, I went back inside.
I came, I saw, I went back into the house.
I came, I saw, and I stepped in it anyway
I came, I saw, and I'm still laughing. {g}
I came, I saw, had no idea what was going on, left.
I came, I saw, she conquered.
I came, I saw, she conquered.  -- L. Long
I came, I signed, THEY didn't understand
I came, I spoke, I made no sense, even to myself
I came, read, had no idea what was going on, so I posted
I came,I searched,I found..... Now I have mislaid it!
I came.  I read.  I had not idea of what was going on.  So I posted
I came.  I saw.  I stole @FROM@'s taglines
I came.  I saw.  I stole Bob Morgan's tagline.
I came.  I saw.  I stole Brian Watts's taglines.
I came.  I saw.  I stole Gary Caplan's taglines.
I came.  I saw.  I stole Orville Bullitt's taglines.
I came.  I saw.  I stole your tagline.
I came.  I saw.  I went back into the house.
I came. I drank. I offended.
I came. I saw. I charged it.
I came. I saw. I stole @F's Tagline
I came. I saw. I stole Lee's tagline.
I came. I saw. I stole Orville Bullitt's tagline.
I came. I saw. I stole your Tagline.
I came. I saw. I went back into the house.
I came...  I saw...  I had NO idea what was going on
I came... I saw... I stole your tagline.
I came... I saw... I... stole your wallet. -Keepers
I came..I saw..and wish I never came now!!
I came; I saw; I screwed up.
I came; I saw; I tried; I screwed up; I act like I never tried
I cameI sawI stole your tagline.
I can "C" clearly now my brains are gone
I can C clearly now
I can C clearly now, the brain is gone
I can SPELL, I just can't TYPE worth a hoot
I can accept constructive criticism of you
I can accept failure. Everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying. - Michael Jordan
I can accomplish all things through Christ
I can add, test, and branch; therefore I am.
I can afford to be accommodating; I just got RIFfed.
I can afford to be closed-minded.  I'M RIGHT!
I can almost feel my neural transmitters shutting down - Calvin
I can almost swear a dog hiked his leg on my family tree.
I can almost taste it. It's the need to see you die.
I can always eat dinner with Dax, or Dr. Bashir.  Or &gt;Quark&lt;. Sisko
I can always find my way home, said Tom's pathologist lustily.
I can always get by on my good looks and charm - Calvin
I can always try smoke signals
I can always use new servants, I can.  &lt;grin&gt;  - Anna Steven
I can appreciate that ma'am, but I don't work here
I can assure you size will not be a problem - Worf
I can assure you,in this condition he's no threat to anyone. -Bashir
I can barely hear you. - Odo
I can barely keep my eyes open. - Riker
I can be VERY...persuasive. Sisko
I can be a great disturbance in the Force.
I can be anything I wanna be - it's the 90's. -- Kelly
I can be convinced of ANYthing. With logic.
I can be decisive, I think.
I can be happy with very little.  I just choose not to be
I can be one of those bad things that happens to bad people.
I can be patient with stupidity, but not with those who glory in it.
I can be self-referential if I want to, said Tom swiftly.
I can be very `ist' sometimes. - teddy
I can be warm and sensual. Stadi
I can beat you fair and square. I only cheat to keep in practice.
I can beat you up! - Joe Try it! - Maurecia
I can boot/dial/surf in 1.4Mb!(what does the other 50-100Mb do with W95/etc?)
I can break your nose too, I learned from the best!
I can build a cheesecake out of limestone & coffee in under 5 minutes.
I can burn my bridges, because I never retreat.
I can calculate the motions of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of the people. --Isaac Newton
I can call spirts from the vasty deep
I can call spirts from the vasty deep
I can carry 2 cups of coffee &8 donuts at the nudist camp
I can carry a tune but you don't wanna be around when I u
I can certainly understand your desire to return home. --Odo
I can change any thought that hurts into a reality that hurts even more
I can come up with more if you want me too.
I can completely understand DOS & Women.     Equally
I can construct a universe within the skull to rival the real
I can count even higher if I take my shoes off.
I can count my good friends on one hand, but you I can count on with my heart.
I can count.  One, two, three, five, six, eight, ten
I can deal with PMS...I'll Pack My Suitcase! says abused husband
I can dig where you're coming from.
I can do 2 things at once & I'm not confused
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me!
I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak. - Linda Evangelista
I can do anything.  I HAVE CHILDREN!!
I can do hard time for this one...AND community service! - George
I can do it all for you/But I don't want to
I can do it too, but don't know WHY WHY.
I can do it, Captain, but it's gonna take some time. --LaForge
I can do it.  I've done it before. - Mielikki
I can do that. - Rom
I can do the thing they fear most: I'm re-opening the X-files.
I can do two things at once & I'm not confused.
I can do what you do, you just do it better.
I can do without essentials but I must have my luxuries
I can do without guys in their 50's named SKIP, - George Carlin
I can do without the essentials, but I must have my luxuries.
I can do without the stimuli.
I can do wonderful things with stir-fried Borg! -Neelix
I can do wonderful things with vegetables.
I can eat one hundred and forty-four, Tom boasted grossly.
I can eat that taco with 6 squirts of hot sauce.
I can either have a child or buy Norway... - Dilbert
I can enjoy flowers quite happily without translating them into Latin. (CORNELIA OTIS SKINNER)
I can escape from the world I see by giving up attack thoughts.
I can face them alone ... there are only 150 of them!
I can fall down quicker than you could possibly hit me
I can feel a new sensation taking place.
I can feel it, Dave; my mind.  It's going.  Stop, Dave
I can feel it.  My mind.  It's going.  I can feel it.
I can feel my arteries hardening just being in the same room with it.
I can feel when she kisses me sleeping
I can feel you when the wind blows right through my heart.
I can fill your emptiness with immortality!
I can find it myself
I can fly ! I can fly ! I can... oh#!@$$#
I can fly, I can fly, I can fly, (splatt)
I can fly...I can fly... I can fl....{{SPLAT}}!
I can forgive anything but bad taste. - Nicholas Ward
I can forgive such a display only once! T'Pau
I can get into enough trouble without a tagline
I can get no Ring-Detection
I can get this kind of abuse at home...thankfully!
I can get this kinda' abuse at the Kennedy compound- Joel
I can get to Rome, but I can't get to Elvis... -- me, in a support call
I can give this kind of abuse at home
I can give this kind of abuse at home...thankfully!
I can give you a deal on this Gnomish Helm... - The Arcane
I can give you a definite perhaps.
I can give you a definite perhaps. -Samuel Goldwyn
I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and you don't. -- Nero Wolfe, "Over My Dead Body"
I can go for more than seven days without sleep. . . so it's a good thing I sleep nights
I can go from zero to b*tch in 2.1 seconds!
I can guarantee you're gonna have a ball.
I can guess that you're a holy man, Tom divined.
I can handle any crisis: I'm a mom!
I can handle pain until it hurts.
I can handle reality in small doses
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle i
I can handle reality in small doses.
I can hardly forbear throwing taglines at him. -- Tagspeare
I can hardly forbear throwing things at him.  &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
I can hardly stand to watch - Mike
I can hardly wait for immortality to come back in style.
I can hardly wait to see a sax player tune the economy
I can have imaginary children! - Huntress
I can have you sent to a penal colony for this! Fox to Scott
I can hear that I've been saved again by the garbage truck.
I can hear the neurons snapping like overstressed rubber bands.  -SLR
I can hear the sound of Luck being Pushed.
I can hear the whips cracking now!
I can hear your mind grinding to a halt.
I can help you become more human - Lore
I can help you with the big words if you are having trouble - Stoner
I can help! - J. Kevorkian, M.D.
I can help! My fees are reasonable
I can hep you. - Thunder
I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half. -- Jay Gould
I can hold my head still with my hands at my knees
I can hold my own, but I'd rather hold yours!
I can honestly say I have run out of taglines!!
I can imagine quite a lot. - Connor MacLeod
I can interest you in lies, sell your soul for all it buys!
I can keep a secret, it's the people I tell who can't
I can keep a secret.  It's the people I tell that can't.
I can keep secrets!  It's the people I tell them to who can't keep them
I can let you see, if you will trust me - Lady Ladira
I can levitate birds but nobody cares
I can levitate birds but nobody cares. -Steven Wright
I can levitate birds but nobody cares... - s.w
I can levitate birds, but no one cares.
I can levitate birds, but nobody cares. -- Wright
I can levitate birds, but nobody cares...
I can levitate birds.  No one cares.
I can levitate birds.  No one cares. - S. Wright
I can lick my weight in wildflowers.
I can lie. * Kryten
I can live for two hours on a good hamburger.
I can live for two months on a good compliment. - Mark Twain
I can make a tagline out of almost anything
I can make it rain anytime I want.  All I have to do is wash my car.
I can make it stop! I created it! Daystrom
I can make it worth your while. --Quark
I can make the earth stop in its tracks. --Jim Morrison
I can make you feel like a man, David. Take out the trash.
I can mend the break of day, heal a broken heart, and provide temporary relief to nymphomaniacs. -- Larry Lee
I can multi-task.....I read in the bathroom!
I can name all ten of the Seven Dwarfs!
I can name that file in TWO bytes!
I can neither confirm nor deny knowledge of that subject.
I can neither confirm nor deny........but
I can never decide which tagline to use
I can never find the time to procrastinate
I can never get away with feeding my broccoli to the dog.
I can never get my tongue around the word "cunnilingus".
I can no more define poetry than a terrier can define a rat. - A. E. Housman
I can not become nervous - Data
I can not change yesterday, I can only make the most of today.
I can not give you what you deny yourself. - Kai Opaka
I can now look forward to death - Data
I can offer no tangible evidence to present. Tuvok
I can offer you some artificial intelligence - it's really easy!
I can only assume that I'm using karma at an accelerated rate. --Ivanova
I can only do so much! This universe is SO DAMNED LIMITED!!!
I can only please one person per day, and today isn't *your* day!
I can only please one person per day.  Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. - Dilbert
I can only pray he will be hungry
I can only sing in the key of "off".
I can only speculate about my programmer's motives. HoloDoc
I can only trust you, And they've taken you away from me-FM to DS
I can open more windows than you!
I can out brag you...I've got more source material!
I can pick you off from here!  Joel Robinson
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it
I can play my bass for you.  Is it luck?
I can play once again in the peaceful sky. - Lakitu
I can play well with others. - Real live resume statement
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. And tomorrow isn't looking good either
I can prove I was on a starship at exactly that moment-Just ask Elvis!
I can prove anything by statistics - except the truth
I can prove we're telling the truth. - Kirk
I can pull a better cartoon out of my a-ha-hi kids! - Krusty
I can put horseshoes on a mosquito. - Col. Potter
I can quit any time I want (heroin, not cigarettes).
I can quit anytime I want; I just don't want to!
I can quit anytime.  I've done it 100 times
I can read Chinese only when it's written in English
I can read you like a book, but I keep forgetting my place.
I can read your mind and you should be ashamed of yourself!
I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed!
I can read your mind..you should be ashamed of yourself!
I can read your thoughts: You're thinking I can't!
I can reduce you if I want, I can devour!
I can relate to a VP that can't spelle
I can relate to that
I can remember *before* there was personal computers
I can remember a time when sex was safe and jumping off towers wasn't.
I can remember things that *have* happened before
I can remember when a liberal was one who was generous with his own money
I can remember when nobody thought 300 baud was slow.
I can remember when nostalgia was worthwhile.
I can resist all temptations. I just don't choose to.
I can resist anything but temptation.
I can resist anything...except @FN@!
I can resist everything but temptation.
I can resist everything except temptation. -- Oscar Wilde
I can resist everything; except temptation
I can resist everything; except temptation
I can scan your report card into a .bmt file for editing
I can scream as loud as her, but I can't claim innocence - Tori Amos
I can see . . . very well . . .   Elton John
I can see a cat before he sees me. - Winchester
I can see a new expression on my face.
I can see behind your eyes, the things that I don't know.
I can see by infrared; how I hate the night...--Marvin
I can see clearly now ... . the brain is gone.
I can see clearly now the lesbian is gone.
I can see clearly now, Windows is gone.
I can see clearly now, my brain is gone
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...Geco Cliff
I can see clearly now, the lesbian is gone.
I can see clearly now, the rain is gone. I can see all obstacles in my way. - Jimmy Cliff
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and
I can see how important this is to you. - Ogawa
I can see how that could be considered highly amusing.  --Data
I can see it all as clearly as if it was yesterday - Wesley
I can see it in your red-rimmed eyes. -Tick to Speak the giant rodent
I can see it killing away all my bad parts - NIN
I can see it's dangerous for you. -Maverick
I can see length!  Or width! -- Dr. Erhardt
I can see length! (Turns head) Or width! - Larry
I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes
I can see more than you think with this thing. - Geordi
I can see that was a bit of a weird message...yes, indeed. - Anna S
I can see the captain is going to be difficult. - Spock
I can see the headlines now...- Freddy Krueger
I can see the smoke coming out of your ears!
I can see the synapses beginning to fire behind your eyes. -- Londo
I can see through your clothes -Crow on thick glasses
I can see we're in for a fabulous evening's apocalypse. - Max Q
I can see what's happening and they don't have a clue.  Timon
I can see why Dahmer tried to consume this entire state! - Pillman
I can see why you like him. - Sisko
I can see you just fine, Steve!  (BLINK)  Oh, hi Bob, it's you!
I can see you need a low level facial format
I can see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
I can see your eyes, babe
I can see your eyes, babe -- Humphrey Bogart
I can see your parents hate the world
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
I can see your...back is turning
I can seek clearly now, doublespace is gone
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little
I can show you my favorite thing in the universe - Garibaldi
I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act. -Burt Reynolds
I can sit and watch it for hours.
I can slay my own dragons. I need a man to chop some onions for me.
I can slurp a slurpie through my nose.
I can smell a lie like a fart in a car.
I can speak English, I learn it from a booooook. - Manuel
I can spell, I just can't type for shi*
I can spell, It's my typeing that gets me off.
I can split demons in two, Tom imparted.
I can stand anything but a succession of ordinary days
I can start all over again; do things right from day one. - Kirk realizing what the Nexus represents
I can still do it. I can still do it, only I forget what.
I can sum it up in one word: indescribable! - Gonzo the muppet
I can summon the dead. --Jim Morrison
I can supply you with some more Taglines! :-)
I can swashbuckle with the best of them. -- Neelix
I can swim 100 yards in two seconds - over a waterfall!
I can sympathise with everything except suffering
I can take ANYTHING, except for these intolerant messages!
I can take Ken Norton in 4 - Crow gruffly as old woman
I can take Ken Norton in four... -- Crow T. Robot
I can take a noun and bend it.  Gimme a noun!
I can take a wife in that land, Cain nodded.
I can take it, but I prefers, I say, I prefers to dish it out!  F.L
I can take you apart real easy, pal. -- Big John
I can take your lost soul from the grave
I can taste your back...- Arthur, in Tongue-Tongue's body, to the Tick
I can tee off at 11 pm in June, and play a full 18 holes.
I can tell a lot about a man by dancing with him.  Kim Novak
I can tell already, after the day I've had - it's going to be one of THOSE millenniums. - Paul Wiley
I can tell by the intolerable air of smugness it suddenly generates
I can tell mayonaise from salad dressing
I can tell my sisters by the flowers in their hair
I can tell the Queen of Diamonds by the way she shine..
I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it.
I can tell you are lying.  Your lips are moving
I can tell you in two words: im possible.
I can tell you in two words: im possible. -Samuel Goldwyn
I can tell you the cost, Orville quoted
I can tell you're lying Clinton.  Your lips are moving.
I can tell you're lying, you're leaving messages.
I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving.
I can tell your future.. look what's in your hand
I can think of better things to keep you up... - Bashir
I can think of more some other time, but tell me if these are any good to you.
I can think of something more sociable to do. - 007 (George Lazenby)
I can think of tons more ;)  e-mail me back if you like.
I can trace my Taglines back 8 generations
I can trust a carrot!
I can trust you to do that, can't I Mr. Mulder? - Sailor to W. Mulder
I can turn ANY conversation into one about sex!
I can turn a phrase sometimes.  &lt;laugh&gt; - Anna Steven
I can turn off my modem, I can turn off my modem, I can't
I can type 10% faster in the nude.
I can type 120 wpm if all the words are personal pronouns
I can type 120 wpm, if all the words are pronouns.
I can type very fast, but only when I have a keyboard.
I can type without moving my lips
I can type, but have truble speling.
I can understand being attracted to Odo, but yikes... - Anna Steven
I can understand that. - Troi
I can usually follow you Mr Spock, but this time.... - Kirk
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
I can wait.  The question is, can you? - Garak
I can walk away from anyone I ever knew, but I can't walk away from you. - Billy Joel
I can walk on water okay.. Alcohol is what's tricky
I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
I can walk on water, but on alcohol I tend to stagger
I can walk on water.  Of course I still stagger on alcohol
I can walk on water...but on beer I stagger!
I can well be hang'd as tell the manner of it
I can withstand anything except temptation.  (Oscar Wilde)
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. -- A.J. Liebling
I can write it perfectly; I just don't understand it.
I can yell "Movie" in a crowded firehouse!
I can ytpe 300 wrods pre mniut!
I can't *define* smut, but I like it when I see it.
I can't *define* smut,but I knows what I like!
I can't *stand* it.  My sides ache
I can't *wait* to see the bill for all of this... -- Mudslide
I can't - He can - what the hell, I'll let him do it.
I can't - er, I mean, I cannot use contractions. Data
I can't _believe_ how much I miss my spellchecker. - Lois Lane
I can't _believe_ that I said that! - Rimmer
I can't _wait_ to hear how it ends. - Kira
I can't abide Fascism in any form - Democrat or otherwise.
I can't act my age...I have NO experience!
I can't afford the Mazda 626DX, can you show me the SX?
I can't afford to be broke anymore!!!
I can't allow this. - Garibaldi
I can't always control what my mind thinks!
I can't argue with that. - The Tick
I can't be a Trekker, I'm blond and from Huntington Beach!
I can't be bothered to be apathetic
I can't be broke I still have checks!
I can't be conceited, because I'm perfect!!
I can't be d, slaves have to be sold.
I can't be defamed anymore than I already am. - Dire Wolf
I can't be drowning in African waters! Tom pleaded, deep in denial
I can't be fired - slaves have to be sold
I can't be fired...Slaves must be SOLD!
I can't be happy every day, but I can be cheerful. -- Sills
I can't be home, I'm not done with my book! --Mistopheles.
I can't be humble - it's just not honest
I can't be late - I just got here
I can't be mistaken - my modem is error-correcting.
I can't be out of Memory, I still have Chips left!
I can't be out of RAM; I still have hard disk space left!
I can't be out of money!  I have checks left!
I can't be out of money, I still have checks
I can't be out of money, I still have checks in my checkbook!
I can't be overdrawn! I still have checks left!
I can't be overdrawn! I still have cheques!
I can't be overdrawn, I still have blank checks.
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left!
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left, Gay said.
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks!
I can't be overdrawn--I still have some checks
I can't be overdrawn.  I still have more cheques!
I can't be overdrawn... I still have checks!
I can't be sick now!  It's still summer vacation! - Calvin
I can't be stupid, I completed third grade!
I can't be threatened.........but I *can* be bought!
I can't be wrong.  My modem says it's error correcting.
I can't be wrong; my modem is error-correcting!
I can't beleive that out of 500,000,000 sperm, you were the fastest!
I can't beleive you fell for the oldest trick in the book!
I can't believe I ate that whole thing - Circa 1973
I can't believe I ate the whole thing
I can't believe I ate the whole thing! - Homer
I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
I can't believe I forgot to have children.
I can't believe I forgot your birthday-- organized I'm so normally
I can't believe I just bought a new HD just for recipes.
I can't believe I just bought a new hard drive for my taglines!
I can't believe I opened the whole thing !
I can't believe I quoted the whole thing!!   (-8
I can't believe I read the whole message!
I can't believe I role-played the whole thing
I can't believe I said 'Co-Dependent' - Tom
I can't believe I wrote that whole thing.
I can't believe I'm actually replying to a Chris Foose me
I can't believe I'm walking in doodie water! - F!
I can't believe he fell for it!  Chump! -- Tom Servo
I can't believe how completely in London I am.  Crow T. Robot
I can't believe how small Mr. Big is - Mike
I can't believe it!  he's fighting with Adolf Hitler! ...Rimmer, "Timeslides" - RD Series 3
I can't believe it! He's fighting with Adolf Hitler! - Rimmer
I can't believe it! No sonic boom! Not even a "pop" - Calvin
I can't believe it's not Rubber! (Discount fettish store)
I can't believe it's not bacon!
I can't believe it's not butter!
I can't believe it, Jim. The shields held out the ENTIRE battle!
I can't believe it. I'm losing to a rug. - Aladdin
I can't believe it. I've heard of this disease  Beverly
I can't believe my computer's on fire.
I can't believe my eyes. They're just too damn beautiful!
I can't believe people live like this. 
I can't believe that of 100,000 sperm you were quickest.
I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest.  -- Steven Pearl
I can't believe that out of 500,000,000 sperm, you were the fastest!
I can't believe that you people wrote over fifteen pages of messages.
I can't believe the government's not involved in this somehow!
I can't believe the things you say... -Metallica
I can't believe this is men on the hurtin' side of pain.
I can't believe you cut off all my hair! she said, distressed.
I can't believe you did that - Riker
I can't believe you picked the Vikings again -Tom to Crow
I can't believe you quoted the whole thing!
I can't believe you're hoarding sex moves. - George to Jerry
I can't believe you're still pining for Jean-Luc!     - Q
I can't belive I ate the whole thing - Circa 1973
I can't breathe in this thing! - Dark Helmet
I can't bring it back! I don't know how it works! - Wizard of Oz
I can't bring the car back until low tide
I can't call Captain Picard a liar. - Wesley Crusher
I can't change the past, but I can let it go
I can't change what happened at the Academy,...no-one can. - Sito
I can't climb these walls you're building.
I can't come back. I don't know how it works!
I can't come up with any more taglines.
I can't compete with your taglines! &lt;g&gt;
I can't complain but sometimes I still do
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.  -- Joe Walsh
I can't concentrate on my *own* lame wisecracks.  Crow
I can't contact the captain. --Riker
I can't control my Ctrl button!
I can't control my fingers/I can't control my brain...  Ramones 
I can't cook, but I know how to bring men to the boil.
I can't crash, I'm a cartoon. I'm Roger Ramjet
I can't damn him for his loyalty. - Kirk
I can't decide between EDLIN and Microsloth Word 6
I can't decide between EDLIN and Word for Windows 6.0c
I can't decide between EDLIN and WordPerfect 5.1
I can't decide between EDLIN and WordPerfect 6.1 for Windows
I can't decide between EDLIN and WordPerfect Six
I can't decide between Edlin and WP6!
I can't decide if I like astrology...I'm a Gemini.
I can't decide if you are a better person than you are a woman or you are a better woman than you are a person
I can't decide what to call my puppy.  Maybe I'll just call it Quits!
I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.
I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling. -- Florence Henderson
I can't decide whether to vacillate or not
I can't decide which WRONG TURN to make first!!  I wonder if BOB GUCCIONE has these problems!
I can't define irony, but I know it when I see it
I can't define pornography, but I know it when I see it.
I can't define smut... but I like it when I see it.
I can't deny that. - Sisko
I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver. -- Phil Harris
I can't die with dignity. I H-A-V-E N-O DIGNITY! (George)
I can't die yet. I haven't seen The Jolson Story.
I can't die, Tessa, not like other people. - Duncan MacLeod
I can't die, it would delight too many people
I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY!
I can't dig thi NO CARRIER
I can't dig thiE+Oo&lt;X NO CARRIER
I can't dig thidUjm.1 NO CARRIER
I can't disappear, anymore than you could win a beauty contest - Q
I can't do as much damage as President as I can do as host. - Limbaugh
I can't do it, it's got this damn knob on the end of it. - MR
I can't do this new math, Tom added.
I can't doodle. -Dick  Well, Dick, you're kinda old...-Tommy, 3rd Rock
I can't drive 55
I can't drive 55! - Sammy Hagar
I can't eat another thing he said fully.
I can't eat fast food every day...so sometimes I eat turtles
I can't eat fast food so I eat turtles.
I can't even *find* a muck, let alone run one!
I can't even *think* straight!
I can't even FIND amok, let alone run one!
I can't even dance - Wesley
I can't even get a lousy dinner roll! - D. Letterman
I can't even program my VCR, and I'm on the Internet! -- AOL Commercial
I can't even remember what it was many men wanted to see! - Anna S
I can't even tell what muscle to flex
I can't even think straight
I can't exercise self-control. Sysop, cut my access!
I can't expalin it.--Scully (Oubliette)
I can't explain it either. --Odo
I can't explain it to myself, so I can't explain it to you. -Guinan
I can't explain it" - Dana Scully
I can't explain, I think it's love. Trying to say it to you.
I can't explain, I'm feeling good now baby.
I can't explain, I'm feeling good now baby. - Scorpions
I can't fault you for asking for stuff, but I do have this modest
I can't fight what I don't know about. - Sisko
I can't figure it out. --La Forge
I can't figure it. - Kirk
I can't figure out how to use Windows since my cat ate my mouse.
I can't find "RTFM" anywhere in the manual
I can't find Waldo, how about Perot?
I can't find any 11's to go after my 10's! - Greasepit playing cards
I can't find anything wrong with her. - O'Brien
I can't find my tagline anywhere!
I can't find the '-' on my telephone
I can't find the 'any' key!
I can't find the DING.BAT file
I can't find the spare, said Tom tirelessly.
I can't fix my car though I play characters who can. -Kevin Costner
I can't flirt Moderator.  He left!
I can't flirt with students. Castle denizens are fair game, though... ;)
I can't focus. Kim
I can't fool you, Odo. - Kira
I can't forget about you.
I can't get ACAD12 to work on my TRS-80
I can't get any directional readings at all. Kim
I can't get back to that computer without you. Human Torres
I can't get lost; people keep on telling me where to go
I can't get no/Acquisition.... --Quark
I can't get there from here, baby. 
I can't get this thing back in my pants, Earl - Crow
I can't get this think back in my pants, Earl!
I can't gitmeno.  SATisFACtion! -- Devo
I can't give it anymore Captain. It's only a CHEVY, Sir
I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma
I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.  -- the Wizard
I can't go in hardware stores because I set off all the stud sensors.
I can't go out now, my strait jacket is at the cleaners
I can't go out, I've got homework to do. - Jake
I can't go potty in there! It's dis-*gusting*! -Wakko
I can't go to no stonin' today!
I can't go to school because I ain't got a gun.  - Alice Cooper
I can't go to work today. My aunt's dead on the floor.
I can't go with you, Zephram. Companion/Hedford
I can't go wong with my Dick Twacy hat. -- Elmer
I can't go...unless you read me a story! - Stimpy in his sandbox
I can't grow up -- I'm too old!
I can't have a baby! -- Sam Beckett
I can't have a spelling error, I use an error correcting
I can't have anymore chitlins. I got a hysterectomy.
I can't have the chicken pox, I haven't been on a farm!
I can't hear myself think with all the voices in my head
I can't hear ya buddy, back me up.   Timon
I can't hear you over all this line noise!
I can't hear you, I have a banana in my modem
I can't hear you, don't fire the gun while you're talking - Lt Drebin
I can't hear you, my tin ear is bothering me agian.
I can't hear you, there's a toucan sitting on the phone line
I can't hear you, type louder
I can't hear you.  I have a banana in my ear.
I can't hear you.  I have a banana in my ear. - Te audire non possum.  Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. -- Jason B. Standing, Esq
I can't hear you.  There's a banana republic in my ear.
I can't hear you.  Type louder!
I can't hear you. There's a banana republic in my ear.
I can't help being me....I was born this way!
I can't help being what I am. - David Conte
I can't help but feel that the film was flawed in some way
I can't help but stay away when you're so damn evil - Self
I can't help it !!  I'm hooked on phonics !!!
I can't help it - I'm a lawyer.
I can't help it if I'm a force of Nature, can I?
I can't help it if I'm cute! - Dot
I can't help it if I'm lucky
I can't help it if my computer is technologically challenged
I can't help it if my head's a Cthulhu monster - Entrippy
I can't help it, I'm just taller than you.
I can't help it, It has a mind of it's own
I can't help it, it's my nature.
I can't help it. - Dax 2
I can't help it. I'm a lawyer.
I can't help it; I'm feeling a little queer.
I can't help myself. I like you! --Zek
I can't help myself; Worf's just so darned cute!  Q
I can't help thinking Christ never had it like this
I can't imagine how WE could EVER do that to a guy :) -Serendipity
I can't imagine what empty heads can achieve
I can't imagine what empty heads can achieveI can't just give up. - T.Riker
I can't imagine why women like men.
I can't just give up. - T.Riker
I can't keep from growing old, but I refuse to grow up.
I can't keep my eyes open. - Dax 2
I can't keep pretending I don't love you anymore.
I can't keep throwin' wrenches at em!
I can't keep up, I'm knackered! - Super Lister
I can't leave her. I love her. - Cochrane
I can't leave the Corp. -- Winters
I can't let Spock die, can I? Kirk
I can't let her die.....not again. - Sisko
I can't let you do this. -- Father Mulcahy to Klinger
I can't lie - I can't tell U that I'm some'n that I'm not
I can't lie to you about your chances, but you have my sympathy. &lt;Ash&gt;
I can't lie. * Kryten
I can't live without my coffee and my Amiga!!!
I can't live without my coffee and my PC
I can't live... with....or without you Bono, U2
I can't lose you now, Mr. Spock, I can't! - Leila Kalomi
I can't maintain a positive lock. --Yar
I can't make a PC sing, but roll over and play dead is easy!
I can't make any sense out of these readings! - Dax
I can't make decisions!  I'm a president!!
I can't make ends meet. However, they do wave to each other.
I can't make heads or tails of it. EMHP
I can't make it easy, Commander. Janeway
I can't make it out.  It's either WELCOME or KEEP AWAY
I can't make the foot pedal work!
I can't make the switch... it's my servante's night off!
I can't mantain a positive lock. Yar
I can't march any more, Tom said haltingly
I can't march any more, the soldier said haltingly.
I can't marry her...she's my friend!   Simba
I can't mate in captivity.  Gloria Steinem.
I can't mate in captivity. -- Gloria Steinem, on why she has never married
I can't nail the plates to the table without breaking them
I can't over the hill, yet...I'm still climbing hard.
I can't paint your portrait with those tears in your eye
I can't play baby for much longer, Baby! - Mel Mental to Minda  [Tick]
I can't play the guitar because my fingers are too big, said Tom fretfully
I can't post.... 55!!! -McFly
I can't potty in there!  It's disgusting! - Wakko
I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend.
I can't pretend the stranger is the long awaited friend -Rush
I can't promise anything but I can promise 100%.
I can't protect you, Agent Mulder. - Skinner
I can't quite make a PC sing, but roll over and play dead is easy!
I can't reach the brakes on this piano!
I can't read or write... I just fake it.
I can't recycle my landing gear.  No large trash bags on board.
I can't remember if I used to know that.
I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
I can't remember my dreams because I only dream at 300 dpi.
I can't remember names so I'll just call you Butthead
I can't remember the last time I forgot something!
I can't remember this one
I can't remember what the issue was here.
I can't remember where I parked my Hard Disk
I can't remember whether I'm the good twin or the evil twin.
I can't remember which Taglines are mine and which I stole.
I can't remember which Taglines are stolen and which I wrote!
I can't remember which Taglines are stolen!
I can't remember which are mine and which are Jack Butler's
I can't remember which are mine and which are yours
I can't remember which recipes are snagged and which I wrote!
I can't remember which taglines I stole and which I wrote
I can't remember,I can't recall
I can't repair the station without your help. Bashir
I can't reply, I didn't ply in the first place.
I can't run without my theme...  Mike Nelson
I can't say I'm suprised. -- Rimmer
I can't scan the interior. Kim
I can't scream for HELP! My F1 key is racing: in Monaco.
I can't see a single storm cloud in the sky
I can't see the diff. can you see the diff?? I can't see
I can't see the forest for the clear-cuts
I can't see through Windows.
I can't see you over there. Neelix
I can't see...your eyesight will return in time
I can't seem to be able to count past...14. --Vir.
I can't seem to find that voice of reason.
I can't seem to find the smiley faces on my keyboard
I can't seem to find time to procrastinate
I can't seeyour eyesight will return in time
I can't send you flowers, baby, but I can send you.   Nick Adams
I can't sense anything in your mind at all, Will.  - Troi.
I can't shake this feeling from my head
I can't shoot approaches now; they're out of season!!
I can't sing, but I can rhyme, give me a contract, anytime!
I can't sit down. The boss's foot is lodged in my sitter
I can't sit here all night! ;)
I can't sleep anywhere! - Winchester. Try the minefield. - Hawkeye
I can't sleep, or clean my room - Crow sings
I can't sleep--can't stop my brain!
I can't spell that either! -Blank Reg
I can't spell worth a shirt.
I can't stand burnt toast and I loathe bus stations. --The Doctor
I can't stand him when he's like this
I can't stand him when he's like this.  Tom Servo
I can't stand intolerant people.
I can't stand it anymore and I don't even know what it is!
I can't stand sitting.
I can't stand squealers; hit that guy. -- Albert Anastasia
I can't stomach the thought. ;)
I can't stop my leg!!!
I can't stop thinking like this.
I can't stop writing
I can't stop, I can't breathe, I can't think, I'm in love again -- S.P
I can't stress this enough-read my lips: Mo new taxes.
I can't take a chance on losing my dignity - Tom sings
I can't take a chance on losing my dignity.  Tom Servo
I can't take any chances, even with you. - Kira
I can't take it with me, so you can have my tagline!
I can't take this!  Help me, man! Help me before I go E-E-NSANE!
I can't take you *anywhere*. - Scully to Mulder
I can't take you seriously at all. You're too cute
I can't take your call right now, at the tone, hang up!
I can't talk now, I'm too ^%#&ing busy. Or is it vice versa?
I can't tell exactly where, but my brother's in Phoenix.
I can't tell how good a hand I have with all these wild cards. -- Worf
I can't tell if I'm a kingpin or a pauper!
I can't tell if I'm in a groove, or a rut!!!
I can't tell if this is true or a dream.
I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and a dead crab.
I can't tell whether I'm coming or going, Tom said amphisbaenically.
I can't tell you about it.  I had you going there! -- Jake Sisko
I can't tell you about it.... I had you going there!!! Jake
I can't tell you how delighted I am to hear that. - Mullibok
I can't tell you how happy this makes me. Madred
I can't tell you how much I've looked forward to this moment. - Winn
I can't think about that.  It doesn't go with HEDGES in the shape of LITTLE LULU -- or ROBOTS making BRICKS
I can't think of a Tagline!! ARGH! Goodbye cruel world &lt;BLAM!&gt;
I can't think of a good TAG line - Bummer!
I can't think of a good recipe - Bummer!
I can't think of a recipe!! ARGH! Goodbye cruel world &lt;BLAM!&gt;
I can't think of anything right now
I can't think of anything that remotely fits the subject.
I can't think straight. I've got a taranshula with an eye the size of a meatball setting up home in my joy department. Help me
I can't think/Hey! What's in that drink?   Ramones 
I can't touch bottom, but I can sure bang the hell out of the sides.
I can't trace my family back very far, but still proudly believe that I, too, had ancestors,,,
I can't understand it! He just burst in and shot my violin.
I can't understand it! He just burst in and shot my violin.
I can't understand it.  I can't even understand the people who can understand it. -- Queen Juliana of the Netherlands
I can't understand it. --Cranston.
I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it
I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars
I can't understand why anyone would willingly go to a war. - Hawkeye
I can't understand why it's still raining; the weekend is over.
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas.  I'm frightened of the old ones. -- John Cage
I can't understand you...E-NUN-CIATE! - The Tick to the Idea Men
I can't use Win95. My cat ate my mouse
I can't use Windows 3.0: My wife killed my mouse.
I can't use Windows 95.  My cat ate my mouse.
I can't use Windows because my cat buried my mouse.
I can't use Windows! My cat ate my mouse...
I can't use Windows.  I've feeded my mouse to my cat.
I can't use Windows.  My cat ate my mouse.
I can't use Windows.  My cat ate the computer mouse.
I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse
I can't use Windows. My cat ate the computer mouse
I can't use Windows. My cat ate the mouse.
I can't use Windows. My cat killed my mouse.
I can't use Windows. The cat ate my mouse.
I can't use Windows...my cat ate the mouse.
I can't use Windows; my cat ate my mouse.
I can't use Work Bench, my cat ate my mouse
I can't use contractions. - Data
I can't use my A.M. radio in the afternoons!?!
I can't use windows, my cat ate my mouse.....for a second time
I can't use windows.  Mt cat ate my mouse.
I can't wait 'til they throw his hatless butt in jail. - Homer
I can't wait *..forever..* to get those shoes..!
I can't wait for 1994! Throw the liberals OUT of office!
I can't wait for EDLIN to be ported for Windows.
I can't wait for INtel to introduce the Sextium!
I can't wait for the Bill Clinton MEMORIAL stamp
I can't wait for the James Exon *Memorial* Stamp!
I can't wait for the day I learn to be patient.
I can't wait for the wake. - Mulder (Humbug)
I can't wait till I get some REAL taglines
I can't wait to get you in my Sickbay.  Beverly
I can't wait to see what he's come up with. --La Forge
I can't wait until I'm old enough to "putter around" - Calvin
I can't walk away from you.
I can't walk in your shoes until you tell me the size
I can't walk on water, but I can stagger on alcohol.
I can't watch another episode of SeaQuest. -- Tom Servo
I can't whistle at my boyfriend, he leaves me breathless!
I can't whistle at my girlfriend...she leaves me breathless!
I can't worry about every under capitalized business. -Hillary Clinton
I can't write five words but that I change seven.  -  D. Parker
I can't write five words but that I change seven.&lt;D.Parker&gt;
I can't zeem to locate our disposable lighter, said Tom xenophobically.
I can't, Doctor.  I might hurt you. -- Worf
I can't, Doctor. I might hurt you. ~ Worf
I can't, Doctor. Troi took them off! Worf[naked]
I can't, i'am playing DOOM now
I can't.  He can.  Let Him.
I can't.  I'm prevented from that by a promise. -- Riker
I can't.  My arms are inoperable. -- Tom Servo
I can't.  My chocolate -appreciation class meets that night.
I canna change the laws of physics, but I can find ya some loopholes.
I canna' change the laws of assimilation -- Scotty of Borg
I cannot 'freq it, wife says NO !!!!!
I cannot afford to waste my time making money!
I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions
I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions. -- Lillian Hellman
I cannot be a man by wishing; I will die a woman, grieving
I cannot be bought. However, I can be rented. --Don O'Shaughnessy
I cannot be help responsible for the above email, as apparently my cats have learned how to type
I cannot become nervous. - Data
I cannot believe God plays dice with the cosmos. - Albert Einstein
I cannot believe I just said that - Rimmer
I cannot believe I'm getting advice about women from my son! Sisko
I cannot believe that God plays dice with the cosmos. -- Albert Einstein, on the randomness of quantum mechanics
I cannot change another person.  And I have no right to try.
I cannot confirm your theory that I'm @TO@ of Borg
I cannot confirm your theory that I'm Sharon Milo of Borg
I cannot draw a cart, nor eat dried oats; If it be man's work I will do it
I cannot eat with the family. May computer gets lonely
I cannot give you much attention, witch people. -Moander
I cannot guarentee success. Romulan
I cannot help what you think I said.  I never say what I think.
I cannot help you. --Hugh
I cannot let it spread beyond this colony. - Kirk
I cannot live without books. - Thomas Jefferson
I cannot make this feeling go away
I cannot overemphasize the importance of good grammar
I cannot put my finger on it now, The child is grown, the dream is gon
I cannot relinquish command under these conditions. Spock
I cannot rely on your primitive technology.  Kill the patient
I cannot say enough in support of home visits. - Hillary Clinton
I cannot say" - Fox Mulder
I cannot say. - Mulder
I cannot scream for HELP! My F1 Key racing: in Monac
I cannot seem to do it right - Data
I cannot steal from my children...they lock their ro
I cannot stun my cat
I cannot stun my cat.  But I can perform a sex change.
I cannot stun my cat. 8-O                               Data
I cannot stun my cat. 8-O Data
I cannot stun my cat. But I can perform a sex change
I cannot teach him.  The boy has no patience.  -  Yoda
I cannot tell you how grateful I am--I am filled with humidity. --Gib Lewis
I cannot tell you how much all this troubles me. - Delenn
I cannot think of anything that looks bad, yet feels good - Night stand
I cannot tolerate intolerance!
I cannot, no Vulcan could, explain further. Spock
I cannot....hold my shape any longer. - Odo
I cant believe it's not butter!
I cant figure,is why ALL never replies to my messages!
I cant remember off hand what the 07 code was going to be used for
I cant see a single storm cloud in the sky...
I cantBheld responsible4above emailas apparently my cats have learned how2type
I care
I carpalate...therefore I am on-line.
I carry a pistol 'cause my rifle won't fit the holster
I carry a pistol 'cause my shotgun won't fit the holster
I carry a pistol because my AK-47 won't fit in my purse
I carry the dust of a journey... - ELP
I cast CoP: Pink with Purple polka dots
I cast fireball! Tom said magically.
I catch Spears....usually..except for now***
I categorically deny ever having written a word of this.
I caught it. Just before he died. Bender
I caught the scent of death. - Louis
I caught two hares, said Tom abrasively.
I caught ya! Stealing my taglines eh?
I caught you stealing my tagline!!! How did I know??
I caught you, you bitch! - Mike as bad guy to hero
I certainly don't
I certainly don't look like the creature... He isn't cute enou.
I certainly hope it's cheap and trashy
I certainly wouldn't trust anybody who understands us. - Hawkeye
I chalked up some frequent Loser miles today - Al Bundy
I challenge you to a tagline duel
I change gears, so people don't know *what* to believe...:)
I changed it to 'trust everything', didn't I tell you? - Mulder
I changed it! Sisko
I changed my mind Rabbi. Put it back!!!
I changed my mind, Hobbes. People are scum. --Calvin.
I changed my mind. Again. Uhura to Sulu-2
I changed my mind... you *are* crazy, All!
I changed my mind... you *are* crazy. -- Sam Beckett
I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
I changed the name of the country to A.S.U. - Tom
I channel for turnips
I chased Chastity until she was chaste no more.
I chased Fido with a net!
I cheat, but at least I'm honest about it
I cheated on my metaphysics exam. I looked into the soul next to me.
I checked my Notebook? I CHECKED MY NOTEBOOK!
I checked out my family tree. Just as I thought poison ivy!
I checked the *last* door for the trap. You do it this time!
I chewed my lip 'til it bled/But the phone made not a sound  Utopia 
I choked Linda Lovelace.
I choose never to go anywhere with you again, Q. --Vash
I choose not to answer. - Picard
I choose not to cope!
I choose not to pay my voluntary income tax.
I choose the battlefield.  I assert reality. - Dream
I choose the danger. - McCoy
I choose to fight for youth, to fight for truth... - Fishbone
I choose to live my life in the company of Ghandi and King
I choose to steal what you choose to show
I chop down trees for a living, said Tom lumberingly.
I chop down trees, I wear high heels, Suspendies and a bra.
I circumsized my son by kicking his sister in the jaw.
I claim this Mongol for all crows everywhere - Tom
I claim this chest for France. -- Kids in the Hall
I claim this chest for Mother Russia!  -- KITH
I claim this chest for Spain.  -- Kids in the Hall
I claim this echo in the name of (pause...) who?
I claim this suit for the revival of Zion! feel our spirit! SIEG JION!
I claim this tagline in the name of Mars. Isn't that loverly? Hmmmm?
I clean house every other day. This is not the other day.
I clean house every other day....  Today is the other day!
I clean house using the Peg Bundy technique - ignore it.
I clean public lavatories. After 5 years they give me a brush
I cleaned up my act once, but I decided it was more fun when it was dirty.
I cleaned up the root partition and now there's LOTS of free space.
I climb the walls of my mind just like I'm climbing on a jungle gym
I climbed Mount Everest, said Tom hilariously.
I climbed up the tube, but couldn't find Jeffery anywhere!
I close my eyes for a second and pretend it's Maggie wants.
I close my eyes, it gets black, and then it gets morning. - JMS
I cn't clean my desk until they loosen my straightjacket+
I cna tpye 300 wrods a mnieut!
I cna tpye 300w rods per mniuet~!
I cna tyep 300 wrods a mineut!!
I cna tyep 300w rods pre minuet!
I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!
I collect PEZ dispensers
I collect dead relatives and sometimes a live cousin! 
I collect fairy tales, said Tom grimly.
I collect fairy tales, said the Moderator grimly.
I collect nipple impressions.
I collect spores, mildew, and fungus.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
I color outside the borders.
I come back like an elasticized yoyo. - Anna Steven
I come bearing a message of unholy death - Mike
I come fairly...to kill you honestly.
I come from Alabama with a QWK packet on my knee
I come from Alabama with a Tagline on my knee
I come from Kentucky with a QWK packet on my knee.
I come from a broken home. I'm the one who broke it.
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck
I come from a good home - that's why they don't want me back.
I come from a land down undah! - Men at Work
I come from a land where men are men & sheep are scared.
I come from a long line of progenitors.
I come from a minority, my parents loved me. - B. Seigel
I come from a small town whose population never changed.  Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town. -- Michael Prichard
I come from a stupid family.  During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west! --Rodney Dangerfield
I come from the shallow end of the gene pool
I come from the shallow end of the gene pool
I come in peace
I come in peace, you go in pieces!
I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, men, and hockey!
I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, women, and football!
I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, women, and hockey!
I come in peace.... Then leave in pieces!
I come in the house and my cat takes messages FOR ME!!
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. - Shakespeare
I come to bury Ferret, not to praise him
I come to seize your berries!
I come to seize your berry, not to praise it
I come unbundled.
I command a private army, said Tom maliciously.
I command you to make the walls bleed! - Bart to haunted house
I commanded a group of ships for a week, Orville said fleetingly
I committed the first sin, said Adam, originally
I como, I esta, I usted.
I compacted my editor but my messages are no smaller.
I completely agree with your last statement.  What was it again?
I completely condone what you're doing - Mike
I completely understand DOS & Women.     Equally.
I complimented the bank on the calendar they sentme. It's been right every month so far
I compute, therefore IBM
I compute, therefore, I AM NOT A TAGLINE
I concede that you were right about this place
I conceded. Jesus was a man that lived and died. Now get on with it!
I condemn a lot of people, so they should be in good company.  - SJ
I confess that I love Pooh and have never seen Beavis and Butthead.
I confess to an unatural and abnormal act:  I've programmed computers.
I confess to an unatural and abnormal act: I've programme
I confess! I've been peeing in the sink!
I confess! We've been telling Quayle he IS Jack Kennedy!!
I confess, I murdered my CapsLock, it was blackmailing me
I configured those coils myself. - O'Brien
I confuse myself just fine, thank you.  Don't need help.
I confuse the onset of senility with the downfall of civilisation!
I confused him. I did it better. I did it quicker. I was first!
I consider ALL arguments in support of my view
I consider cake and ice-cream my just desserts.
I consider reality an intrusion on my dreams.
I consider the day misspent that I am not either charged with a crime, or arrested for one. -- "Ratsy" Tourbillon
I consider the entire conversation something best forgotten. Garak
I consider this a volunteer mission. -- Sisko
I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.
I consulted an attorney(Zoe Baird)
I contacted Satan this morning and he said it's gonna be a great day!!
I contend he's been reading too much material.
I continue to miss my ex-wife, but my aim WILL improve!
I contribute my success to this: I never gave or took an excuse. - Florence Nightingale
I control the world's supply of dairy products! - Frank, MST3K
I control the world's supply of dairy products! -- TV's Frank
I converted Tom Servo into a pony-keg - Joel
I cooks it, they eats it, Charles cleans up.
I cooks it, they eats it, Wesley cleans up.
I cool my coffee by holding it closer to my heart.
I cough only because I'm a little frightened.   Ingrid Bergman
I could NEVER leave here... my feet are frozen to the ground.
I could almost tell my wife I love her - Mike as hero
I could always draw it on paper
I could always draw it on paper, Tom figured.
I could always kill you and ask your corpse.  -Strahd
I could attempt to remodulate the Tricorders delta-band emissions
I could be Heisenberg of Borg.  I cannot be certain.
I could be a perfect parent if I didn't have kids!
I could be a valuable member of the team. - Q
I could be anybody, said ___ namelessly.
I could be arguing in my spare time, you know
I could be arguing in my spare time, you know.  Monty Python
I could be arguing in my spare time.
I could be arguing in my spare time. - Monty Python
I could be arguing on my own time
I could be chasin' an untamed ornithoid without cause
I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid. -- Data
I could be handy, mending a fuse when your lights have gone. - Beatles
I could be reworked, but I'll never be top-of-the-line again.
I could be writing this crap! -Crow on guessing next line
I could be wrong. - Michael Cosgrove
I could beat you with half my brain tied behind my back!
I could broadcast every Sunday...a commandment a week! - Fr. Mulcahy
I could burst into flames on a warm summer day
I could buy a 3DO, or I could eat this year! Decisions, decisions
I could catch to boat to save myself. So I drowned in dry dock!
I could create a shapeshifter playmate for you... - Quark
I could dance till the cows come home.  On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home. -- Groucho Marx
I could destroy this planet. - Kirk
I could do great things if I weren't so busy doing little things
I could do without many things with no hardship - you are not one of them. - Ashleigh Brilliant
I could easily comment, but.. that would be FAR too easy. ;)
I could eat a dictionary & puke a better tagline.
I could eat a dictionary and barf up a better tagline!
I could eat her like an Icecream Cone!
I could eat the lot of you.
I could get lost inside your arms.
I could get out for bravery. I'm not making it for nutsery. -- Klinger
I could get this kind of abuse at home
I could give up chocolate, but I'm not a quitter
I could go to heaven You ? I doubt it - Calvin and Hobbes
I could hardly believe my nose! * Lister
I could have BBSed all night
I could have SWORN that he said you smoked
I could have beaten you in 20 moves - Riker
I could have been a Socialist - but I had too much self respect!
I could have been eating dogs instead! - Takhisis
I could have been like Jeff Kennett ; except my parents were married
I could have been your father, but the dog beat me over the back fence
I could have just been picking nits. -- Wesley to Riker.
I could have lurked all night
I could have more fun in a cat litter
I could have my chin smallered - Tom
I could have prevented all of it. Kirk, 'The Apple'
I could have saved her. Do you know what you jut did?? McCoy
I could have stuck with DOS, but NO
I could have sworn I saw your face on an Elvis stamp!
I could have sworn I used birth control.  I pulled out
I could have told that just by looking at you. O'Brien
I could have used Windows.  Maybe.  For about 5 seconds
I could influence our fate in time and space
I could influence our fate in time and space. --Corwin
I could keep it above, but then it wouldn't be sky anymore
I could kill you, but I prefer to use you. - Kalas
I could learn to like opera.  Yakko, Animaniacs
I could learn to like this. - Janet Jackson
I could learn to live without it.
I could lick it until my tounge's sore !!               
I could lie & say it held me captivated...but I don't do lying.-Anna
I could listen to him for hours.
I could live a million
I could name that crotch in- Mike
I could never be a nudist.  I always spill hot coffee in my lap.
I could never be a woman. I'd stay at home and play with my breasts all day. -- Steve Martin
I could never learn to like her -- except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.  -- Mark Twain
I could never smoke, drink, gamble or do drugs...I'm much too cheap!
I could never underestimate your intelligence. - Dogbert
I could not find any Ancestors! Do I really exist?
I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
I could not pull out of my parking space, so I used my back up plan.
I could organize your closet for you. - Data
I could organize your closet for you. - Data
I could pick up a few credits for this one. Max
I could probably think better without your hand on my thigh
I could prove God statistically
I could prove God statistically - George Gallup
I could prove God statistically.
I could prove God statistically. - George Gallup
I could quit incense anytime I wanted!  I'M NOT ADDICTED!
I could really use a new vacuum. Is your head available?
I could really use my gun here. - Peter Caine
I could respond with more agile and funny repartee
I could say home sweet home, sir - Data
I could see that...  TV's Frank
I could see the freckles on his nose if he had some.  Geordi
I could send them to you, but I'd want some money up front, of course
I could set you up with a _terrific_ holosuite program! - Quark
I could show you my favorite obsession
I could show you my favorite obsession... - Frank N. Furter
I could show you my favourite obsession
I could sing about last night. -- Donna Hayward
I could spare you, but why?
I could spread a particle beam out of the anti-matter chamber-Geordi
I could stand to lose 50% of my body weight, said Tom affably.
I could sure use something to help fan this fire! Tom bellowed
I could swear this message is a dupe Kyle D Jackson.
I could take it to the matter reclamation unit? - Nog
I could tear your walls down as I chip at who you are now. -Candlebox
I could tell you, but I'd have to shoot you afterwards
I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you.
I could try for the rest of my life, but that wouldn't be half enough.
I could type 10 times as fast if I used all my fingers
I could use 6 hours of screaming, biting, clawing sex right about now!
I could use a belt. - Potter. We know just the place. - Hawkeye
I could use a friend on Bajor.  I'd like it to be you. - Kira
I could use a little frivolity.. !
I could use a little of that kind of help myself. - Hawkeye
I could use both those lists (She's Stupid (Obviously)) (ROFL)!!!
I could use one about now. - Dax
I could watch the northern lights for hours.
I could wax eloquent, but will spare you.
I could've missed the pain, but I'd've missed the dance Garth Brooks
I could've put a tag here, but it seems kinda redundant now.
I could've sworn I switched him with Barney at birth.
I coulda gone a long time without hearing this.
I coulda sworn that it wasn't YOUR sister I was with
I couldn't *find* any traps
I couldn't afford 10W30 oil, so I put Oil of Olay in my engine
I couldn't care less about apathy.
I couldn't care less about your trivial childhood! -- Martis to Rom
I couldn't care less what happened to a _Klingon_ ship. - Sisko
I couldn't decide which tagline to use.... so I used this one.
I couldn't disagree with you more
I couldn't do my homework last night because my cat ate my mouse.
I couldn't even punch my way out of a paper bag, which is what I wore to my fights since I couldn't afford a robe
I couldn't figure out what birds and bees had to do with anything.
I couldn't figure that out at first. - Sisko
I couldn't find any context. Maybe I'll try behind the couch
I couldn't find any needles, so we'll have to use 6-inch nails
I couldn't find my pencil Tom appended.
I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright
I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn LOUDER!
I couldn't get any condoms, but there was an empty crisp-packet !
I couldn't help but admire his tenacity. - Beverly
I couldn't help but notice how much you look like everyone else.
I couldn't imagine running the station without you. - Kira
I couldn't just let him lie there, all alone and scared
I couldn't let all those people die. - Amanda Rogers
I couldn't love the woman - she wouldn't lie down.
I couldn't pay my TAB at the SPACE BAR so I LEFT
I couldn't play Chopsticks in Chinatown. -- Al Calavicci
I couldn't possibly be wrong!I use error-correcting modem
I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less.
I couldn't repair my brakes, so I made the horn louder
I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your HORN louder
I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn LOUDER.
I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder!
I couldn't replace you, I don't know what you are.
I couldn't resist!
I couldn't retire. -Sean Connery
I couldn't run this station without you - Sinclair
I couldn't scare a paranoid schizophrenic.
I couldn't shoot a game of pool with a shotgun. - Sam Beckett
I couldn't spell it right & so now Worf is after me with his Bat'leth!
I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head. - Yogi Berra
I couldn't tell what happened until I finished the autopsy. --Bashir
I couldn't tell you what anyone of these things are - Scully (3x19)
I couldn't tell, she was on the fence. - Quark
I couldn't think of a Politically Correct tagline
I couldn't think of a tagline!
I couldn't think of anything for this tagline!
I couldn't think of anything stupid to say here
I couldn't think of one
I couldn't think of where to start, so I didn't!
I couldn't understand the directions...! - Jake
I couldn't use my computer today because my cat ate my mouse.
I couldn't wait for success...so I went ahead without it. --Jonathan Winters
I counld't have pulled them through without it. McCoy
I counld't have pulled them through without it. McCoy
I counsel you to buy from me gold tried in the fire
I count religion but a childish toy ... there is no sin but ignorance
I count religion but a childish toy. - Marlowe
I count three landscapes, Tom said horizontally.
I counted you among the dead the minute you touched that girl. --Crow.
I counterfeit only pennies.
I cracked the balls, then I scratched. - Quickling
I crap bigger than this film!
I crap bigger than you. - Andre the Giant
I crashed my Windows - used the Necronom Icon!
I crawled down alleys to try and scrape away the tracks that marked me.
I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no class.
I cried because I had no shoes; then I met a man who had no feet.
I cried myself to sleep every night for months. Human Torres
I cried out - "Don't look Ethyl..."  But It was too late.
I cried out to the skies, "It's lonely being immortal!"  To no avail.
I cried when I had no hat until I met a man who had no head
I cried when Peebles and Bam Bam got married.
I criticize by creation - not by finding fault. - Cicero
I cross my heart and hope you die!
I crucify myself everyday
I crucify myself everyday --Tori Amos
I crucify myself everyday.
I crunch, therefore I am. - Desfroggies
I crush Cornflakes - Yes, I'm a cereal killer.
I cry all the time.    Ernest Borgnine
I csn typ e 300 wrdsp er min ute!
I curse the day Sandy Frank was born! - Tom
I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss for asparagus!
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava-try.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers
I cut down trees, I skip and jump...
I cut it three times and it's still too short!
I cut my dog's toenails too far, Tom said quickly.
I dabble in stocks, bonds and other "secure" instruments.
I dance at a topless club, the girl said barely.
I dance in the stars as they whirl throughout space
I danced like popcorn over a hot fire!! Had I good time, I'm told.
I dare you to 'Trick or Treat' at the White House.
I dare you to cross this tagline
I dare you to swipe this tagline. OK, THIS one! THIS ONE!
I dare, because I care. - The Tick
I date this girl for two years - and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name"  - Mike Binder
I dated Betty Crocker once...she was moist and easy!
I dated Betty Crocker.  She was easy, soft and moist.
I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Bigfoot, too. - Weird Al
I dated a contortionist, but he broke it off
I daydream, you are an escapist, he should see a psychiatrist.
I dazzle people!!!! :)
I deal with things by abstaining, said Tom copacetically.
I deal with things by abstaining, said Tom copacetically.
I dealt a flush with Tarot cards. Five people died.
I dearly love my machine. - Lady Taltos
I debunked a fundie once: I read him his Bible
I decided i was never coming down
I decided not to be an atheist.  No Holidays!
I decided to become an actor because I was failing in school and I needed the credits. (DUSTIN HOFFMAN)
I decided to grab all the tags that followed and weed them out later.
I decided to hook my brake lights up to my gas pedal
I decided to hook my brake lights up to my gas pedal... - S. Wright
I decided to take a personal interest in your career. You're fired
I decided to wait until I could figure out what was going on. - Ro
I dedicate the remaining minute of my life to the poor! - Dogbert
I defend to the death your right to tell such LIES!
I definitely hear a bowling alley.  Joel Robinson
I definitely smell a pork product of some kind.
I definitely smell a pork product of some kind. -- Garth Algar
I degrade myself for the pleasure of others.
I deleted 3/4 of it because I wanted to see if I could rebuild it.
I deleted my taglines files but they keep coming back to haunt me.
I demand IMPUNITY!
I demand my money back!  I counted only 100 dalmatians
I demand satisfaction! - Maj. Margaret Hoolihan
I demand that I may or may not be lying!
I demand that I may, or may not, be Vroomfondel
I demand the right to statement first. Spock
I demand thingies.  I demand scientific thingies! -Martin Knutsen
I demand to be shot!  Its my right! -- Simon Killian
I denies the allegation - and I resents the alligator!
I deny that I ever said actors are cattle. What I said was, 'Actors should be treated like cattle'. - Alfred Hitchcock
I deny the allegation, and I defy the allegators !
I deny you nothing.  Nothing. -- Straub, Nosferatu
I depend entirely on word of mouth for Trek facts. - Anna Steven
I deposited my heart in the banks of the Seine
I derailed my train of thought - hundreds were killed.
I derive pleasure from your reactions TO the torment. - Dire Wolf
I desPISE guessing games.   Scar
I deserve a promotion to captain for this, sir.  Beverly
I deserve my fat - I worked hard for it!
I deserve respect for the things I did not do. - Dan Quayle
I design coastlines. I got an award for Norway
I design coastlines. I got an award for Norway. --Slartibartfast
I designate you my chief heir
I designate you my chief heir, Tom said willingly
I desire that we may be better strangers
I despise WINDOWS!
I despise WINDOWS! I do whatever my Rice Crispies tell me to do
I despise guessing games. -- Scar
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise.
I destroy my enemy when I make him my friend
I detect no vessels in the vicinity -- Worf
I detest communism, because it is the negation of liberty
I detest converts almost as much as I do missionaries. --H.L. Mencken
I devote my spare time to neglecting duties
I dewnt beleeeeve it!
I di wana an kwa'hol a:kokshi
I dialed 1-800-BOBBITT.. and I got cut off!                 -..X
I dialed 1-800-BOBBITT...I was cut off.
I did *NOT* escape from the institution!  They gave me a day pass!
I did *not* escape...  they gave me a day pass.
I did *not* flip out.  I freaked. -- Crow T. Robot
I did NOT become editor of a major newspaper because I can yodel
I did NOT claw my way to the top of the foodchain to eat vegetables!
I did NOT escape....they gave me a day pass.
I did NOT flip out. I freaked - Crow
I did NOT see a big worm...Nothing out in space...Nosiree...-Astronaut
I did _not_ escape... they gave me a day pass.
I did a bit of boxing before I joined the Jesuits. - Mulcahy
I did a drot of lugs in college, I hink I thave dain bramage
I did a text file SAVE of your orig. message - Lotsa good recipes.
I did all that with EDLIN.  No, really!
I did better the first time I messed up!
I did do something.  I panicked, hehehe... -- Crow T. Robot
I did do something. I paniced, hehehe - Crow
I did feed ALF..........................to the cat
I did feed the cat!.............to the DOG!
I did feed the cat..........................to ALF
I did get a life. Didn't like it. Traded it in for a bigger hard disk.
I did have something on........I had the radio on !!
I did it again! I out an important word!!!
I did it again! I out an important word!!!
I did it exactly like you showed me. - Neela
I did it for Jodie Foster - Crow as kid who stole plane
I did it for Jodie Foster... -- Crow T. Robot
I did it for the Captain of the Starship Enterprise - Kirk ST:G
I did it for the money. - Alfred Krupp, industrialist under Hitler
I did it for you. I did it for this crew. - Seska
I did it just for you, Mary Draganis!
I did it with the actor Mr. Parker, she confessed
I did it! I found the program's last bug!
I did it! I found the program's last bug! bug! bug! bug! bug! bug!
I did it! I found the program's last bugbugbugbug.
I did it! It's finally gone! I'm free! Denevan
I did it!! - Crow confesses murder
I did it. I killed them all
I did it. I killed them all -- Timothy
I did it. I killed them all.
I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
I did my pushups in the nude, but I didn't see the mouse trap.
I did no such thing! I don't cheat on trivia questions. Rude. - Anna
I did not ABANDON the ship prematurely. --Kira
I did not ask for success. I asked for wonder and You gave it to me.
I did not come aboard this ship to become a veteranarian. Neelix
I did not come for him. I came for you. - Data
I did not come on board this ship to be a veterinarian, Captain!
I did not come on this ship to be a veterinarian, captain.-Neelix
I did not come to destroy, but to fulfil. - Matthew 5:17
I did not commit a fatal error!
I did not escape!...they gave me a day pass.
I did not have SEX with that Intern, Chandra Levy!
I did not have the opportunity to meet Mr. Kim. Tuvok
I did not intend to sit on you. I did not realize that was you.
I did not know that.  That is wild, wacky shtuff.  -- J. Carson
I did not mean what you thought I said I meant.
I did not say this.  I was not here.  You will not remember this
I did not say this.  I was not here. -- The Guild Navigator
I did not see Elvis
I did not see Elvis - Bart Simpson's lines
I did not see Elvis -Bart
I did not see Elvis -Bart Simp./Epis. 7G07
I did not see Elvis. - Bart's Board
I did not see Elvis. --Bart Simpson.
I did not study acting to portray a cartoon character. - Bujold
I did not understand that wanting does not always lead to action.
I did not win...I busted him up  Data
I did not wish to bother you with my insignificant visit. - Winn
I did not........'grow up' as you think of it... - Odo
I did read the docs - but I don't believe them!
I did read the docs, I just didn't understand them
I did read the docs, that's why I'm SO confused!
I did sculpt her in butter once - Crow
I did see a few more a couple of days ago, but since I'm here only since
I did send a copy of the disk; I xeroxed it!
I did sign the organ donor card, I thought you'd wait till I was dead
I did so! - or not! (Depending on whether or not I was supposed to)
I did start using Taglines, but I never inhaled.
I did that on purpose
I did the KFC Bombing!!!  Oh wait, wrong building
I did the application now how i do the Icon?
I did use taglines, but I never inhaled.
I did'nt say it! It was him!
I didn"t make desisions on 99% of the things I had opinions about.-HRC
I didn't *do* it, man, I only *said* it. --Lenny Bruce
I didn't *really* call you Eddie-baby, did I sweetie?
I didn't *steal* your girlfriend! I just *borrowed* her for a while!
I didn't DO IT! It's really San Andreas' Fault!
I didn't DO IT, my modem did! <---Tagline stolen from some kinky fool!
I didn't DO IT; nobody SAW me; you can't PROVE it; the Sheep LIE!
I didn't SAY they were GOOD. :)
I didn't STEAL your tagline, @F, I IMPROVED it!
I didn't appreciate Barbara Bush till Hillary slithered in.
I didn't ask for excuses!  I want service!
I didn't ask for this.  I didn't ask to become their God.  Lister
I didn't ask to be killed. Merlyn Temple
I didn't ask to get hatched into this family! - Robbie
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. --Mark Twain
I didn't believe in ghosts until I bought me a TV
I didn't believe in ghosts until I bought me a TV
I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last life, either
I didn't believe in reincarnation last time either
I didn't betray you.  I simply put a stop to you.  Pamela Franklin
I didn't catch the Blue Wave!
I didn't cheat,  I just changed the Rules!.
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain just to
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain just to eat veggies.
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat innards!
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain just to eat vegetables.
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain so I could eat GRITS!
I didn't come here looking for trouble, just the Red Dwarf Shuffle!
I didn't create reality... I'm just trapped in it!
I didn't design the room.  I just work here.
I didn't design the room. I just work here. -HoloDoc
I didn't do anything - unless I was supposed to
I didn't do it nobody saw me you can't prove anything!
I didn't do it!  Nobody saw me do it!  You can't prove anything!
I didn't do it!  You didn't see me!  You can't prove it!  Calvin
I didn't do it! (hmmm... I know I'll blame Hermit!) - Quickling
I didn't do it! It's really San Andreas' fault!
I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! --Bart Simpson.
I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything! -- Bart Simpson
I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! You can't prove anything!
I didn't do it! Nobody saw me! You can't prove a thing! - Bart Simpson
I didn't do it, Nobody saw me do it, can't prove anything---Bart
I didn't do it, and I can justify it all the way!
I didn't do it, and besides it was an accident.
I didn't do it, my modem did! &lt;---Tagline stolen from some kinky fool!
I didn't do it, no one saw me, and you can't prove a thing!
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it and besides, it was an accident.
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything.
I didn't do it, nobody saw me, and you can't prove it! - Bart
I didn't do it, nobody saw me, you can't prove anything.
I didn't do it, really, I'm innocent.
I didn't do it, the *computer* did it!
I didn't do it, you can't prove it, and besides, it was an accident.
I didn't do it.  I don't know who did it.  I won't do it again
I didn't do it.  You can't prove it.  Nobody saw me.  The sheep are lying!
I didn't do it.  You didn't see me.  You can't prove anyt
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove a thing.
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me. Can't prove anything. It wasn't me.
I didn't do it. You didn't see me. You can't prove anything!
I didn't do it...the computer did!
I didn't do it; nobody saw me do it; you can't prove it.
I didn't do it; nobody saw me; you can't prove it; the aardvark lies!
I didn't even see it coming. - Riker
I didn't exist. --Aaron Machado
I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition
I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!
I didn't expect to die my first day on the job. --Harriman.
I didn't fall for *that* one the first time I saw it *many* months ago
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain just to become a vegetarian
I didn't find The Tick, but I found a beautiful pie! - Sewer Urchin
I didn't find any of the other surname's in the book.
I didn't find anything at first. --Dax
I didn't find much to go on but I got an address. - Scully
I didn't follow orders. 8 members of the away team died. - Ro Laren
I didn't forget HOW to have sex....I just forget WHY!
I didn't get a chance to go through these to weed out the dupes.
I didn't get around to it because I didn't get around to it. Seska
I didn't get his name, I was too busy getting my ass kicked. - Mulder
I didn't get kicked off, I left involuntarily
I didn't get my H. J. Heinz Pickle Pen!
I didn't get sophisticated -- I just got tired.  But maybe that's what sophisticated is -- being tired. -- Rita Gain
I didn't get the documentation for the manuals!
I didn't get the money and I didn't get the woman.  Fred MacMurray
I didn't get to be major by just sitting on my duff. - Hoolihan
I didn't get what I wanted for Christmas!  :(
I didn't have a childhood - Crow to Dr. Servo
I didn't have a childhood. -- Crow T. Robot
I didn't have a choice.  I mooned the whole class
I didn't have a mother - Crow to Dr. Servo
I didn't have a mother.  Crow T. Robot
I didn't have any friends....I didn't have anyone to talk to. - Sito
I didn't hear you. 'Yes you did.'
I didn't hit it that hard.  It must have had a self-destruct. - Han
I didn't imagine it Scully! - Mulder
I didn't inhale.  Bill Clinton
I didn't inhale. - D. Atkins
I didn't invent sin. . . I'm just trying to perfect it!
I didn't just 'let you die.' --Bashir
I didn't just do it for the money! I did it for the CAR, too!
I didn't kill him. - Kira
I didn't know California had hick towns.
I didn't know I liked Calgary until I left. - Junior Thurman.
I didn't know I was so lonely till I found you.  - Eagles
I didn't know I wasn't supposed to do that!
I didn't know Lisa Marie Presley was a 10-year-old boy.
I didn't know Rush was in the movies: Jabba the Hutt!
I didn't know cats quacked until I stepped on my cats paw!
I didn't know chickens HAD fingers
I didn't know fish HAD fingers !!!
I didn't know he was dead, I thought he was British!
I didn't know he'd fall for me and I'd drive him insane
I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child. - Loretta Lynn
I didn't know how you'd feel about it - Troi
I didn't know it couldn't be done....so I did it!
I didn't know it was impossible when I did it.
I didn't know it was impossible; I just did it
I didn't know lasers could be printed
I didn't know something could kick this much ass! - Butt-Head
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
I didn't know that was @F sleeping in the blender
I didn't know that was Myra I Fox sleeping in the blender. Yikes!
I didn't know that was Odo sleeping in the Blender. - O'Brien.
I didn't know that was Orville sleeping in the blender.
I didn't know the lower lip could stretch completely over the head!
I didn't know there was a pool down there. - Thug
I didn't know there were any Klingons on the station. -- Sisko
I didn't know we had a King, I thought we were an autonomous collective
I didn't know who or where I was, never felt better in my li
I didn't know you believed in ghosts, Scully - Fox Mulder
I didn't know you could do *that* with a cattle prod!!
I didn't know you could get wool from 'em, too.
I didn't know you could play.. - Joe I don't. - Duncan
I didn't know you knew anything military. -- Hoolihan to Hawkeye
I didn't know you were called Dennis!  --  King Arthur of Camelot
I didn't laugh out loud because I was afraid my head would fall off.
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth. --Homer Simpson
I didn't like it. I didn't INHALE. - Bill Clinton (NY Times, 3/30/92)
I didn't like it. I didn't INHALE. - Bill Clinton (NY Times, 3/30/92)
I didn't like that option, so I un-re-dis-enabled it.
I didn't like that tagline. So I made this one up!
I didn't like the other (fishes), they were all too flat
I didn't like the others. They were all too flat.
I didn't like the play, but I saw it under adverse conditions.  The curtain was up
I didn't listen to Prozac, but the bottle it came in told me to kill.
I didn't live in this century. - Dan Quayle
I didn't lose my mind; it's here somewhere.
I didn't lose, I was just a little behind at the finish
I didn't make Bill Clinton a buffoon.  He is one, Rush Limbaugh
I didn't make a mistake.  The computer misunderstood my request.
I didn't make the connection... I'm bad that way... - Anna Steven
I didn't make the rules so they have nothing on me
I didn't make this world. I only brought it to its knees.
I didn't mean right now! - Troi to Worf
I didn't mean right now! -- Troi
I didn't mean to blow up the Academy - Wesley
I didn't mean to blow up the Academy building!  Wesley
I didn't mean to blow up the Academy.           *Wesley*
I didn't mean to cause a big scene. Just lemme finish this glass.
I didn't mean to hurt anyone, Richie. Mikey
I didn't need [a dog] because I have Barbara Bush.  -- George Bush
I didn't need to throw the blinding white light. McCoy
I didn't order "uhhh", I ordered large fry, pie, large coffee!
I didn't order any WOO-WOO ... Maybe a YUBBA ... But no WOO-WOO!
I didn't order room service. - Mulder (Fallen Angel)
I didn't pay FICA on my imported aliens. (T. Jefferson)
I didn't pay my pbill. I wonder how long my phone will la
I didn't pay my phone bill. I wonder how long my phone w}    NO CARRIER
I didn't pick this Tagline!  It did!  Blame it!  Not me!
I didn't picture him pouring out his guts, either. - Anna Steven
I didn't play like I was the sysop, he did!
I didn't raise you to say things you don't mean. - Richard Franklin
I didn't reach the food chain summit to eat vegetables
I didn't realize how good it could be.
I didn't realize how one message could travel so far in s
I didn't realize how one message could travel so far in so little time
I didn't realize that 'ek' lacked semantic content.  -- Mark Coletti
I didn't realize. --Guinan
I didn't really say everything I said. - Yogi Berra
I didn't recognise you without a disguise. - Kevin of Zun
I didn't say "World's Greatest Lover!" It was "World's Biggest Lurker!"
I didn't say I was BORN again...I said I was into PORN again!
I didn't say I was trying to DIET!  I'm dying to TRY IT!
I didn't say I was trying to diet!  I said, "I'm DYING to TRY it!"-ss
I didn't say I was trying to diet, I said I was dying to try it!
I didn't say I'm trying to diet.  I said I'm dying to try it
I didn't say Toronto was the Centre of the Universe. But it is true
I didn't say it was *THE* Huggy Bear - Crow
I didn't say it was *the* Huggy Bear!  Crow T. Robot
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
I didn't say it.  Milton said it.  And he was blind. -- Lucifer
I didn't say she was crazy! I said she was %*&#ing Goofey.
I didn't say that. - Sisko
I didn't see Cliffhanger - Crow to Dr. Servo
I didn't see a darn thing... Is your cloaking device still on?
I didn't see nothin', I was home watchin' TV.
I didn't shoot J.R.
I didn't sign any disarmament treaty. - Mulder (Apocrypha)
I didn't start it, Counsel, but I may very well end it. - Kirk
I didn't start listing *categorized* Tags `till I had over 3,000!
I didn't steal it, I was tagline pooling
I didn't steal the tagline, I'm only testing it
I didn't steal this tagline....I replicated it
I didn't stick around too long after I came, though
I didn't stole any tagline!
I didn't take it; I returned it; It was mine all the time
I didn't take no stereos! - Ben Johnson
I didn't think I was going to win before. Bashir
I didn't think I was that scary to look at!
I didn't think I'd ever finish it. - Mullibok
I didn't think anyone was paying attention. - Mulder (Fallen Angel)
I didn't think it was THAT funny...  -Prof. Atkinson
I didn't think semi's used conductors - just a driver.
I didn't think you had the lobes! - Quark
I didn't think you'd be so, personable.
I didn't touch that girl! -- Ted Kennedy
I didn't type it, nobody saw me type it, you can't prove anything!
I didn't type this in for my health, you know!
I didn't type this. I was just brushing the crumbs out of my keyboard
I didn't upload that virus?
I didn't vote for Change!  But that's all I've got left.
I didn't vote for Clinton BECAUSE he didn't inhale
I didn't vote for Clinton, I voted for Bush!
I didn't vote for Clinton--OR her husband!
I didn't vote for Clinton--or for her husband.
I didn't vote for the "Dope from Hope."
I didn't wake up grouchy ... She's still asleep.   SHHHH!
I didn't wake up grouchy this morning... I decided to let her sleep.
I didn't wake up grouchy, I let her sleep this morning
I didn't wake up grouchy, I let her sleep.
I didn't wake up grumpy this morning..... I let her sleep
I didn't want to be a barber... I wanted to be a LUMBERJACK!  Python
I didn't want to believe in free will but I had no choice
I didn't want to decive my husband. Adel Renn
I didn't want to get my knees dirty. - Mulder to Scully on Patterson
I didn't want to incite his already clearly aggravated imagination
I didn't want to think of a tagline, so I didn't!
I didn't want you thinking me harsh - Picard
I didn't want you thinking me harsh, cold blooded - Picard
I didn't write that!  It sounds more like &lt;Shakespeare&gt;!
I didn't write the above message. It's just a glitch in the system
I didn't write the above message. It's really just random line noise
I didn't write this message; a very complex macro did
I didn't write this tagline. It's just a glitch in the system.
I didn't write this.  A very complex macro did
I didn't write those laws.  I like them even less than you do
I didn't yield to temptation.  I came to a complete stop.
I didn't. Ooooh, I NEVER!! No, no, no...yes, yes...a bit. Sorry
I didnt know cats quacked until I stepped on my cats paw!
I didnt need a glove to kill your bitch of a mother-Freddy Kruger
I die Mondays.
I die happy, with your name on my lips. Farewell, Schweitzer.--Freya
I died for your sins, and all I got was this lousy button.
I died? Why don't I remember dying? --The Doctor.
I diet religiously:  I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight.
I dig roots!
I digress, you ramble, she's off-topic.
I din't kill your father!"--Krycek "*Now* you tell me!"--Mulder (PM)
I dinna know ya' c'uld get wool from 'em too!
I direct.
I disagree
I disagree with him. - Sisko
I disagree with unanimity
I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the deat
I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your right to tell such LIES!
I disagree with you, but I'll defend to your death the right to say it
I disagree with your aardvark, but I'll defend your right to own him!
I disagree!...mmmm.... what was the subject?
I disagree, but will defend your right to say it-Voltaire
I disagree.
I disappeared in you, you disappeared from me --U2
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to death your right to say it. - Voltaire
I disarmed the trap.
I disbelieve the great wyrm red dragon... uh... I run
I disbelieve... Uh... I run
I disbelieved in reincarnation in my last life, too.
I disclaim my disclaimer!
I discovered QModem is not part of the Continuum.
I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch! - Homer
I discovered he had a crush on me. - 007 (Moonraker)
I discovered my family tree was a bonsai.
I discovered the Meaning of Life but found Microsoft owned the rights
I discovered the key to success and then they changed the lock.
I dislike US President Clinton and her husband.
I dismiss all beers under 6% for the children and the elderly.
I disregard these jibes at our equipment 007. - Q (F.Y.E.O.)
I distinctly remember forgetting that.
I distrust all systematisers, and avoid them. The will to a system shows a lack of honesty. - Friedrich Nietzsche
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week with
I divorced my wife because of her obsession with football
I do *NOT* love my computer more. Please put down my keyboard...dear
I do *not* trough files.  I am *not* an Amiga user.
I do Blue Wave:  Look "MOM" I got a new toy!
I do I do I DO believe in spooks! - Wizard of Oz
I do NOT do Windoze!
I do NOT snag recipes; I make "backups" which I use!
I do NOT steal taglines. I make "backups" which I use!
I do NOW! Should we try to clean the house, or just torch it?
I do Windows but my wife doesn't
I do Windows, but I don't do toilets. There's too much OS/2-poo
I do Windows. Can I also do ANSI?
I do a lot of research, especially in ladies apartments.
I do a lot of research, especially in the apartments of tall blondes.
I do a lot of thinking in the john. Says a lot for my thoughts.
I do a very strenuous exercise routine - aerobic naps.
I do admire Dolly Parton's acting, said Tom, figuratively.
I do admire Raquel Welch's acting, Tom said figuratively
I do and do for you kids and this is the thanks I get !!!
I do anything but my modem is more fun
I do begin to have bloody taglines. -- Tagspeare
I do begin to have bloody thoughts.  &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
I do believe I'm BAkeD.
I do believe I'm drunk. * Kryten
I do believe in spooks! Mommy! Mommy! - Tom
I do belive in Gaos!  I do I do I do I do... -- Joel Robinson
I do beseech you, sir, trouble yourself no further
I do desire we may be better strangers.
I do desire we may be better strangers.	-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
I do desire we may be better strangers. -- Shakespeare
I do desire we may be taglined strangers. --Tagspeare
I do enjoy a good long walk -- especially when my wife takes one
I do everything better when I'm naked.
I do everything on purpose.  Garfield
I do feel your pain - Bill Clinton
I do get pissed when people point guns at me! - Carl Robinson
I do have hair like yours.... just not on my head! - Cat to Rimmer
I do have some composure thank you. :) - Digital Shakespeare
I do have some creativity somewhere sometimes. - Peter Strickland
I do have some political tags
I do hereby assign all intangibles, in perpetuity,
I do indeed concur, whole-heartedly! --Riker
I do it for the same reason that it frightens you.
I do it in a gentle way :) - Jalapeno
I do it in the archives
I do it so I don't have to look at your ugly face all the time
I do keep my powder dry...it's my brain that's wet!
I do know a few things about anatomy, Jean-Luc. - Crusher
I do know everything.  I just can't remember it all at once!
I do know of a picture of Dax (from DS9), nude!
I do like your sexy smiles, and need more of them
I do love messin' with your mind. - Anna Steven
I do metaphysics knitting with metastrings.
I do more work all day than some people do before 5 AM.
I do my best to be just who I am, but everybody wants me to be just like
I do my drinking from a dixie cup.
I do n't know what you need, and frankly, I don't care. - Janeway
I do not accept gifts from disapproving gentlemen.   Audrey Hepburn
I do not allow crying in the classroom! - Mrs. Gorf
I do not attack fools, but foolishness. * du Laurens
I do not believe I know a Mr. Whitley. --Data
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. WOODY ALLEN
I do not believe in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance
I do not believe in uncrushable stones.
I do not believe that everything is too much to ask out of life. -JD
I do not believe that everything is too much to ask out of life. -JD
I do not believe there is much beyond Nomad's capabilites. - Spock
I do not believe this Being is native to our time continuum. - Data
I do not blame you for standing silent in your shame. - Delenn
I do not care what _they_ think. - Gowron
I do not comment on intelligent matters -Jim Bolger
I do not drink like a fish.  I drink like a dolphin
I do not drink living drinks.
I do not drink.... wine! -Dracula
I do not eat lead.
I do not eat living food.
I do not eat snails!  I prefer fast food.
I do not enjoy riddles.  Worf
I do not fear Satan half so much as I fear those who fear him.   - Theresa of Avila
I do not fear computers.  I fear the lack of them.
I do not fear computers.  I fear the lack of them.  - Isaac Asimov
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. - Is
I do not feel well.
I do not find your personal proposition appealing. Data
I do not go & seek the inexperienced; he comes & seeks me
I do not have a designation.  My name is Kerzhan.
I do not have a vacancy in my attic!  Bats in the belfry, maybe
I do not have an ego.  I am right.
I do not have diplomatic immunity
I do not have diplomatic immunity - Bart Simpson's lines
I do not have diplomatic immunity -Bart Simp./Epis. 9F20
I do not have diplomatic immunity. - Bart Simpson
I do not have diplomatic immunity. - Bart's Board
I do not have diplomatic immunity. --Bart Simpson.
I do not have the same resources I once had, Captain. - Delenn
I do not have those answers. - Kahless
I do not have time to squander listening to superfluous language
I do not have to destroy because I do not fear. - Master Mold
I do not in any way represent the views or policies of my employer.
I do not introduce the log! -Log Lady
I do not invent Hypotheses.  -- Isaac Newton
I do not jest and please don't call me Shirley!
I do not know my name - Data
I do not know myself and God forbid that I should.  -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I do not know myself, and God forbids that I should
I do not know what anything is for!
I do not know what he is, but I am sure he belongs to you
I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man. -- Chuang-tzu
I do not know which of them is a traitor, so kill 'em all
I do not know. - Worf
I do not lead you, you lead me The Spectre - KC #3
I do not lie, and react badly to people who say I lie. -- Butler
I do not like Green Day and Jam. I do not like them, DJ man
I do not like SPAM/But will eat green eggs and ham./So there, Sam-I-am
I do not like any of my loved ones.
I do not like green eggs and ham!
I do not like it! --Data
I do not like work even when another person does it. (Mark Twain)
I do not love my computer. What? I'm not whispering!
I do not make war against the dead. -- Homer
I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy. -- Butler
I do not much dislike the matter, but the manner of his s
I do not negotiate with criminals. - Worf
I do not often attack the labour party.  They do it so well themselves.
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. -- Erma Bombeck 
I do not perceive my own best interests.
I do not perceive my own best interests.
I do not pretend to know what the ignorant are sure of.
I do not promise never to appear again - Q
I do not remember X-Rated programs in the Holodeck.
I do not remember. It was long ago in another lifetime. - Kahless
I do not see here anyone worthy of understanding who I am. &lt;Chiun&gt;
I do not see the logic in assimilation. -Spock
I do not specialize in normal, sorry.
I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute!
I do not take drugs -- I am drugs. -- Salvador Dali
I do not think it means what you think it means.
I do not think you realise the gravity of your situation!
I do not think you will accept my help, as I'm waiting to kill you.
I do not threaten, Captain. I merely state facts. Spock-2
I do not threaten.  I merely advise caution. - Dream
I do not trust their Captain. - Romulan Commander
I do not understand the threat I bring to you.
I do not understand the threat that I bring to you. -- Sisko
I do not understand, he is Warrior caste. - Delenn
I do not want green eggs and ham!
I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble of liking them. - Jane Austen
I do push-ups 3 times a day...from my chair after each meal.
I do quite enough walking around in circles as it is, thank you - Arifel
I do so have a grip on reality! Just not on this particular one.
I do so have morals.  I just don't know where they are
I do so only because it suits me - Q
I do the right thing only as a last resort.
I do the rock, myself - Tim Curry
I do the telling on this planet, Kirk Old Boy! Mudd
I do the very best I know how. The very best I can; and I mean to keep doing so until the end. - Abraham Lincoln
I do the work of 3 men. Curly, Larry, and Moe!!!
I do the work of 3 men. Larry, Moe, and Curly!!!
I do the work of 3 men. Moe, Larry & Curly
I do the work of Larry, Moe, and Curly.
I do the work of three men --- Larry, Moe, and Curly
I do the work of three men --- Larry, Moe, and Curly
I do the work of three men... Moe, Larry, & Curly
I do this for the fun!
I do this kind of stuff to him all through the picture.
I do to have a good memory. It's just short
I do understand your pain and wanting to give up."
I do visit reality - although it's on a tourist visa.
I do what I have to do to remain insane around here????
I do what I have to do to remain insane!
I do what I wanna do, when I wanna do it. &lt;Sarah&gt;
I do what the little voices tell me to.
I do whatever my Rice Crispies tell me to do.
I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to do. - jabberwok
I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to.
I do whatever the little voices tell me to do.
I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do
I do windows, but I *don't* do Windows!
I do workbenches, I don't do windows.
I do?  Why, whatever my Rice Crispies say, of course
I don"t have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem. -- Brilliant
I don' gotta show you no steenking tag line.
I don't *DO* taglines, really!
I don't *do* dishes, I don't *do* mornings, I don't *do* reality.
I don't *hoard* Taglines. I'm just careful with the *time*
I don't *want* another one, I like *that* one! - LaCroix
I don't .GIF a Dang about my bad .REP-utation!
I don't CARE if you are one fire!  Stop SCREAMING like that!
I don't GET headaches, I GIVE them!
I don't HAVE a real life.  I'm a BBS addict.
I don't HAVE all the answers. I've never been dead before. -Ro Laren
I don't HAVE to accept reality if it doesn't suit me
I don't HAVE to think, I KNOW!
I don't I don't believe it. That is why you fail.
I don't JUST want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
I don't LIVE in the past...I only MAKE PAYMENTS on it !
I don't LOOK disabled?  Well you don't look STUPID OR IGNORANT!
I don't MEAN to be rude or anything, But TRY QUOTEING.
I don't NEED Robocomm! ... I'm up at 4:00 am
I don't THINK of sex ALL the time-sometimes I have it!
I don't Tork Sow Theffrican Ingglish
I don't WANT to be reincarnated - so there!  &lt;Remo&gt;
I don't _suffer_ from insanity I _ENJOY_ it!
I don't admit--, er, *make* mistakes!
I don't advise this, Captain. --La Forge
I don't advocate sex & insanity but they work for me.
I don't agree - I'm just tired form arguing
I don't agree with Rush -- Rush agrees with ME!
I don't allow Playmates on the Promenade!
I don't allow kangaroos or koala bears on the Promenade!
I don't allow lightsabres on the Promenade!
I don't allow shopping carts on the Promendade!
I don't allow waterguns OR Nerf Pistols on the Promenade!!
I don't always behave, but I am always GOOD
I don't always have my mouth open! - Serena
I don't always know what I'm talking about but I know I'm right
I don't apologize, Lisa. I'm sorry but that's just how I am. -Homer
I don't approve of your objectives, but I love your methods.
I don't be-lieve it! I just don't be-lieve it!
I don't beLIEve slick wilLIE!
I don't beleive in backu&lt;NO CARRIER&lt;
I don't beleive in love.  I never have I never will
I don't beleive that is what you've been asking of us .. you want ALL
I don't believe ANY lawyer, but I know what the government will do!
I don't believe I knew anything about any of these... - Hitlary
I don't believe I know what that is. - Bashir
I don't believe I was addressing you, Mayo-naise - Crow
I don't believe I was having a problem.
I don't believe I'm such a mystery.
I don't believe anybody. - Garibaldi
I don't believe for a minute that you won that contest fairly, fat boy!
I don't believe him. - McCoy
I don't believe him. - McCoyI don't believe in Peter Pan, Superman or Frankenstein
I don't believe in Astrology, We Virgos are very skeptical.
I don't believe in Beaver Cleaver.  - Joan Scoggin
I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. --Clarence Darrow
I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of Him.- Gabriel Garc!a M rquez
I don't believe in Peter Pan, Superman or Frankenstein
I don't believe in a no -win scenario.  - Kirk
I don't believe in an interventionist God... - Nick Cave
I don't believe in astrology.  But then I'm an Aquarius, and Aquarians don't believe in astrology. -- James R. F. Quirk
I don't believe in atheists.
I don't believe in destiny or the guiding hand of fate. Rush
I don't believe in divorce. I believe in widowhood. - Carolyn Green
I don't believe in god because I don't believe in mother goose!
I don't believe in mathematics. Einstein
I don't believe in miracles, I rely on them.
I don't believe in mixed marriages, said Tom gaily.
I don't believe in morality. I am a disciple of Bernard Shaw. - George Bernard Shaw
I don't believe in no-win scenarios. -- James T. Kirk
I don't believe in nothin' no more! I'm goin' to law school! - Jimbo
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts --U2
I don't believe in psychic powers, but I know you do
I don't believe in psychics.
I don't believe in reincarnation. I did in a past life.
I don't believe in religion or God.  I believe in myself
I don't believe in suicide - it stunts your growth.
I don't believe in superstition - it brings bad luck.
I don't believe in the bible. I guess I'll have to write one.
I don't believe in the no-win scenario
I don't believe intelligent aliens exist, especially humans.-Dr Who
I don't believe it I believed both a Deveel AND an Imp! - Aahz
I don't believe it!  I am talking to a tree. -- Kira
I don't believe it! - Uhura
I don't believe it! - Yeoman Rand
I don't believe it! My Birth Certificate expired?
I don't believe it! You studied for a urine test ?
I don't believe it! You're a genius! Diolus
I don't believe it, Brother. Rom
I don't believe it.  I've been ippy-dippied to death. - Rimmer
I don't believe it. - O'Brien
I don't believe it. --Luke. That... is why you fail. --Yoda
I don't believe it. I am talking to a tree:Major Kira
I don't believe it. L.S. That is why you failed. --Yoda
I don't believe it...  I believe both a Deveel AND an Imp! - Aahz
I don't believe it... she hit me with a wall... -- Recoil
I don't believe it...he crapped bigger than me!
I don't believe it..I've heard of this disease.  Beverly
I don't believe the Federation has any business being here! - Kira
I don't believe the liberal media!
I don't believe this! - Ro Laren
I don't believe this. You hate Denebian Slime? You deserve a horrible wasting death, uncurable by any means!
I don't believe we're having this discussion. O'Brien
I don't believe we've met. I'm Mr. Right.
I don't believe you
I don't believe you exist.  No one is this stupid.
I don't believe you got Riker's hair right. * Picard
I don't believe you understand the gravity of your situation. --Spock
I don't belive it! It's a room full of monkeys! - Mrs. Jewls
I don't belong on your ship; I belong on this one. - Scott
I don't belong to an oganized political party.  I'm a Democrat
I don't belong to an oganized political party.  I'm a Republican.
I don't belong to an organized political party.  I'm a Conservative.
I don't bite hard! Just lick hard! &lt;exceptions noted&gt;
I don't bite!  Just lick hard!  (exceptions noted)
I don't bite!  OH well   -    .......... actually, I do.  - Kehlyr
I don't bite.  Well, that's wrong I do bite! ... K'Ehleyr - The Emissary
I don't bite. Well, that's wrong. I do bite. -K'Ehleyr
I don't bite... unless asked!
I don't bite...nibble maybe but never bite!
I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal,
I don't blame you, but OUCH! ... this is a LARGE request!
I don't blend in at a family picnic. - Batman, BATMAN FOREVER
I don't brake for animals. And I speed up for liberals
I don't brake for incumbents
I don't break rules, I bend them -- a lot. -- Sideswipe
I don't buy any books on impulse; I buy on WARP!
I don't buy books on impulse. I buy them at warp speed.
I don't call 911.
I don't care *HOW* many orcs he's with! GET THAT DWARF OFF THE CARPET!
I don't care *whose* dog you are, you will not snarl at me!
I don't care HOW they do it in California!
I don't care WHO you are! Get those reindeer off my roof!
I don't care WHO you are, DO not walking on water while I'm fishing!
I don't care WHO you are, Fatso.  Get the reindeer off my roof!
I don't care WHO you are, you're NOT walking on water while I'M fishing!
I don't care WHO you are, you're not walking here while I'm fishing!
I don't care about apathy.
I don't care about being accepted. I'd settle for being ignored
I don't care about crime, I just want to get the guns.
I don't care about eating, I'd rather BE eaten!
I don't care about history/Rock-rock-rock & Roll High School/ Ramones
I don't care about justice.  Only about the law.  -Mako
I don't care about your crewmen.  Ishara
I don't care about your degrees! -- Harley Stone
I don't care enough to give up
I don't care for poison, but I love the antidote.
I don't care for the Sugar Smacks commercial.  I don't like the idea of a frog jumping on my Breakfast. -- Lowell, Chicago Reader 10/15/82
I don't care for the poison, but I love the antidote.
I don't care how drunk you make me,I'm not going home with you.
I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in
I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words.
I don't care if *they* get the government they deserve,
I don't care if I *am* a lemming, I'm still not going!
I don't care if I AM a lemming, I still won't jump!
I don't care if I AM a lemming, I'm still not going!
I don't care if I AM a lemming...I'm NOT going!
I don't care if I'm a Lemming -- I'm *not* going
I don't care if I'm a lemming, I'm still not going
I don't care if I'm apathetic.
I don't care if Monday's black
I don't care if it IS useful!  Is it made of chocolate?
I don't care if it is just a tagline. Make it so!
I don't care if it is politics. Bait-and-switch is still illegal
I don't care if it rains or freezes / Long as I got my plastic Jesus
I don't care if it's NSA or the Vatican Police... - Mulder (1x04)
I don't care if the sun don't shine -Floyd
I don't care if they do jiggle, Counselor Picard
I don't care if you ARE on fire!  Stop SCREAMING like that!
I don't care if you DO know how to do IT, Wesley! *Troi
I don't care if you are Santa Claus, Get the Reindeer off my ROOF!
I don't care if you don't like my ponytail!  Worf
I don't care if you have Tylenol, I STILL don't wanna go to your place
I don't care if you treat me like a lady. -- That Dog
I don't care if you've got orders from God, complete w/ stone tablets!
I don't care that you think that I'm crazy...  Ted Nugent 
I don't care to belong to any organization that accepts me as a member. - Groucho Marx
I don't care what "they" say, disco *STILL* sucks!
I don't care what anybody says, it's STILL a primitive planet!
I don't care what happened today
I don't care what he says, I'm _NOT_ having it on _my_ network.
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker
I don't care what it smells like, it ain't dead yet!
I don't care what star you're following, get that camel off my front lawn!  -- Heard in Bethlehem
I don't care what the orders are. I'm for getting out of here NOW!
I don't care what the other parents are doing
I don't care what they say! I did *not* eat 110 passengers!
I don't care what they say, I still like you
I don't care what you call me, as long as you mention my name.
I don't care what you did on who
I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life. - Billy Joel
I don't care what you say. Women make the best wives
I don't care what you smell, get in there! -Han
I don't care what you smell, get in!
I don't care what you think of me, so long as it's favorable.
I don't care what you think unless it is about me.
I don't care what's ON your head,only what's IN your head
I don't care where I sit as long as I get fed. -- Calvin Trillin
I don't care which gender has the job, as long as the job is well done!
I don't care who I step on on my way up 'cause I ain't coming down.
I don't care who died, I need that phone line!
I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to do the nominating
I don't care who wins... I'll fricasse the loser!  Chicken Hawk
I don't care who you are Fatso -get the Reindeer off my roof.
I don't care who you are fat man, get off my roof!
I don't care who you are, Fatso.  Get those reindeer off my roof.
I don't care who you are, fat man, get off my roof!
I don't care who you are, get those reindeer off my roof!
I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you  would rather be
I don't care who you are...pick up the cross or get outta the parade!
I don't care who's taglines I steal! Humm there's another
I don't care! That's one of our moderators.
I don't care, it's assimilation for you!
I don't care-I don't have to-I'm a Computer Addict
I don't care.  I don't have to.  I'm the sysadmin
I don't care. I don't have to. I'm the SysOp.
I don't care. Picard
I don't cheat - I play by the extended rules.
I don't collect weird, I create weird.
I don't come here for debates, I come here for taglines.
I don't consider myself full of c**p, thank you. &lt;chuckle&gt; - Anna S
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would
I don't cook brains; my brains are cooked enough already!
I don't cotton to those long-haired artsy types... -- Forrester
I don't crack?
I don't cruise the web because I'm afraid I might meet the spider
I don't dance. But I'd love to hold you while you do.
I don't date Ken dolls.  Crow T. Robot
I don't deal well with Humidity or Humility
I don't delegate responsibility - but I delegate blame
I don't descriminate - I hate everyone
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. -- Jack Benny
I don't deserve this, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either
I don't deserve this, but then, I have arthritis and I do
I don't deserve this, but then, I have arthritis and don't deserve that.
I don't dial 911!!! I shoot back!
I don't dial 911,  I dial 357!
I don't discrimate against sex.  I'll sleep with either!
I don't dislike work. I don't know it well enough to dislike it.
I don't do Bimbos. But I might let them do me.
I don't do GUI, yet I love OS/2.
I don't do Mondays!!
I don't do Taco Bell, Wickes, Builders Emp.,
I don't do Top 40, man... -- Johnny Fever
I don't do WINDOWS - it's hard enough for me to clean up!
I don't do WINDOWS, but my clients wish I did.
I don't do Windows
I don't do Windows - DOS DAT make me strange?
I don't do Windows but OS/2 does!
I don't do Windows!  My DESQ has a better View!
I don't do Windows, but OS/2 does.
I don't do Windows. -- Bill Gates' housekeeper.
I don't do Windows.... but OS/2 does;-)
I don't do Windows......
I don't do anything wrong, because I don't do anything
I don't do battle...  Mike Nelson
I don't do books - drugs are my escape from reality
I don't do children's parties, O'Brien.--Odo
I don't do cocaine, I just like the smell of it. - Bill Clinton
I don't do cute. I'm f*ckin adorable!
I don't do drugs - books are my escape from reality
I don't do drugs anymore. I'm so old now I get the same effect just standing up fast,,,
I don't do drugs...BBSing is my escape from reality
I don't do drugs...BBSing is my escape from reality
I don't do hard liquor... it does me!!!
I don't do helpless. - Batman
I don't do it for the money.  -- Donald Trump, Art of the Deal
I don't do jogging, it makes my beer all foamy.
I don't do jokes, I do intelligence tests: you flunked!
I don't do mornings
I don't do mornings well!
I don't do mornings. --Garfield the cat
I don't do mornings...
I don't do names
I don't do reports, it's against my religion.
I don't do skating, it makes my beer all foamy.
I don't do tag lines!
I don't do taglines! - Carol West
I don't do taglines.
I don't do the I'net(TM), I run a BBS
I don't do windows.  At least not now.
I don't do windows. - Bill Gates
I don't do windoze!
I don't do work, but I have a friend who does
I don't doubt it.-McCoy
I don't dream. I perform subconscious calculations. - Bryce
I don't drink ....... wine.
I don't drink Bud. I don't need no stinking rice in my Beer!
I don't drink any more.  I don't drink any less, either.
I don't drink anymore.  I just freeze my beer & eat it
I don't drink anything stronger than pop.  Pop drinks anything
I don't drink as a rule....just as a habit!
I don't drink water, says Soleil LaPierre.  Fish f**k in
I don't drink water.  Fish have sex in it.
I don't drink water. Fish f**k in it
I don't drink water. Fish f**k in it   - W. C. Fields -
I don't drink water. Fish f**k in it.
I don't drink water. Fish make love in it
I don't drink water. Fish make love in it. (W. C. Fields)
I don't drink water; fish screw in it.
I don't drink, I don't like it, it makes me feel too good. -- K. Coates
I don't drink, smoke, go out with woman, and I make my own frocks
I don't drink.  It makes me feel good.  I hate it
I don't eat anything I can't identify, describe, or pronounce.
I don't eat anything that giggles. -Robert Sheckley
I don't eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, DEAD!
I don't eat red meat anymore. I cook it until it's brown.
I don't eat red meat anymore.....I cook it until it's just pink
I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food!
I don't eat snails, I prefer fast food.
I don't eat snails.  I prefer fast food. - Robert Aboud
I don't eat snails. I prefer fast food.
I don't eat snails... I prefer FAST food!
I don't eat snails; I'm a fast food kind of guy
I don't eat!  This is not a real mouth! - Odo
I don't engage in a battle of wits with defenseless people
I don't engage in casual sex ... please dress up
I don't enjoy fighting. - Kira
I don't enjoy making money, I just LOOOVE to sell carpet!
I don't especially hate vampires--I just hate anything above
I don't even *know* what *I* want! --Vir.
I don't even *remember* walking under a mirror.
I don't even *remember* walking under a mirror. - Rincewind (Mort)
I don't even butter my bread.  I consider that cooking.  -- Katherine Cebrian
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking
I don't even have a spare cot. Sheridan
I don't even have software to use them!). I hope you enjoy, but if you
I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone
I don't even know what we're looking for. - O'Brien
I don't even like apples! (Adam to God)
I don't even put beans and chile together in the same tagline!
I don't ever wanna feel, like I did that day... -RHCP
I don't exagerate. Torres
I don't exaggerate, I just remember big.
I don't exist -- my computer creates all this!
I don't exist.  The SysOp types all this in
I don't expect any help. - Dax
I don't expect it to read my mind; that's why I've got a girlfriend.
I don't expect you to applaud me. Bowing will do!
I don't experiment - I get it wrong the first time
I don't fancy the idea of my crew being infected. - Picard
I don't fear Government, I fear the fools that elect them!
I don't fear computers. I fear the lack of them.-Azimov
I don't feel fresh today - Crow as girl wrestler
I don't feel good unless I take a bullet - Crow as hero
I don't feel good unless I take a bullet.  Crow T. Robot
I don't feel good. - The last words of Luther Burbank
I don't feel up to this... I'm going back to bed.
I don't fight with miners.....that would be stupid!
I don't find this at all amusing, StarFleet -- B'Elanna, to Kim
I don't find this at all amusing, Starfleet. Torres
I don't flirt with you cuz i like you, i do it to remind you what you can't have!
I don't fly! I hover.... - Dione
I don't frequent restaurants that feature a mouse menu
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap
I don't get even, I get Odder!!
I don't get even; I get odd.
I don't get even; I stay odd
I don't get headaches. I give them.
I don't get it! - O'Brien
I don't get it, Tim.  Is it cool to make no sense?  Is it hip?
I don't get it.  It's supposed to pack an awesome buzz. - Butt-Head
I don't get it. --La Forge
I don't get it. It's supposed to pack an awesome buzz. -- Butthead
I don't get it... -- Gypsy
I don't get mad.  I just blow holes in people
I don't get mad... I just delete your COMMAND.COM
I don't get no respect
I don't get on Kira's wrong side because then I get no blanket at all!
I don't get paid enough to make mistakes!
I don't get paid weekly -- just WEAKLY!
I don't get ulcers, but I am a carrier.
I don't give Bill Clinton any credibility.
I don't give Bill Clinton any respect.
I don't give Bill Clinton much credibility.
I don't give Bill Clinton much respect.
I don't give a damn 'cause I damn dead already.
I don't give a damn whether he's dead or not, Jim!
I don't give a flying handshake what your name is. &lt;Sec.McKinley&gt;
I don't give a frog's fat ass! - British Bulldog
I don't give a rat's ass WHERE Carmen Sandiego is this week!
I don't give you enough information to think! - Jelico
I don't go for reincarnation, but what kind of animal were you when you were alive?
I don't go out of bounds.  I use the "1 kick" rule!
I don't go round messing about with your earphones, do I?
I don't got a million dollars, don't drive a Cadillac
I don't grow weeds.. that is fodder for my tortoise!
I don't hallucinate anymore, the Thing driving the UFO cured me
I don't handle .. delicacy very well. - Odo
I don't hate Windows - It runs great under OS/2 WARP!
I don't hate cats.  I just find them entertaining whilst dying.
I don't hate myself in the morning.  I sleep until noon.
I don't hate religious people. I find them comical. - H.L. Mencken
I don't hate work. I don't know it well enough to hate it.
I don't hate you, Cardassian. I hate what I became BECAUSE of you
I don't hate, I'm indifferent.  Same results, less effort.   ~~ * eViL D * ~~
I don't have ADD!!!!      Now, what were we talking about.
I don't have ADD!!!!      Now, what were we talking about.
I don't have Original Sin,  I plagiarized it!
I don't have PMS, I'am a Klingon.
I don't have PMS, I'm really a B*TCH!!
I don't have a REAL life - I have a BBS!
I don't have a REAL life - I'm a BBS addict!
I don't have a REAL life - I'm a SysOp!
I don't have a REAL life - I'm a Trekkie!
I don't have a RL (Real Life), I have Internet Access!
I don't have a Tagline. (Is that a Tagline or a lie?)
I don't have a beer belly! It's a gas tank for a sex mach
I don't have a boyfriend, said Mary guilelessly.
I don't have a cute little head
I don't have a cute little head... - Vhujunka
I don't have a dog to wash, so I write code instead. (Terne)
I don't have a drinking problem - I drink, I get drunk, I fall down No problem
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would be really mad if she heard me say that. -Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a handle on life, but I do have its FCB
I don't have a handle on life, but I do have its FCB
I don't have a hobby.  I have a computer
I don't have a joke here.. I just like saying "SLMR"
I don't have a licence to kill.I have a learner's permit
I don't have a license to kill, just a learner's permit.
I don't have a license to kill.  I have a learner's permit.
I don't have a life, I have Blue Wave reader.
I don't have a life, I have a BBS.
I don't have a life, I have an offline mail reader.
I don't have a life.  I have a computer.
I don't have a life.  I have a program. - Dr. Zimmerman
I don't have a life... I own a modem!!
I don't have a life...I have a modem!
I don't have a life; I have a program. - Doc Zimmerman
I don't have a lifestyle...I just wing it.
I don't have a mama... My father and I just use yours
I don't have a mom, the dog ate her .--Crow T. Robot
I don't have a moral plan. I'm a Canadian. &lt;David Cronenberg&gt;
I don't have a pornograph either, but I do have a pornographic memory!
I don't have a problem with GOD...it's his FAN CLUB that
I don't have a problem with God, it's his Fan Club that I can't stand.
I don't have a problem with God, just his fan club!
I don't have a problem with doctors, just YOU, Julian! --O'Brien
I don't have a problem with god, it's his FAN CLUB that I hate.
I don't have a problem with god, it's his FAN CLUB that scares me!
I don't have a problem with god, it's some in his FAN CLUB that I hate
I don't have a proglem in the wordl
I don't have a recipe. (Is that a recipe or a lie?)
I don't have a screen saver, I just close my eyes when I sleep
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
I don't have a solution but I certainly admire the problem
I don't have a solution but I do admire the problem.
I don't have a solution, but I sure admire the problem!
I don't have a watch, but I've got time on my hands.
I don't have a weird sense of humor - you're reality is weird!!!
I don't have a weird sense of humor.  Your reality is just weird.
I don't have a whole bunch, but here's what I have! :)
I don't have all the answers, just those that count.
I don't have all the answers-just the ones that matter!
I don't have an "ANY" key!
I don't have an agenda, Odo. - Sisko
I don't have an attitude .... I _AM_ an attidude!
I don't have an attitude problem - it's supposed to be like this
I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem. - Dilbert
I don't have an attitude problem--it's supposed to be like this
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem
I don't have an attitude, babe--I AM an attitude
I don't have an attitude...I AM an attitude!
I don't have an eating problem.  I eat.  I get fat.  I buy new clothes. No problem
I don't have an overactive imagination - I live in an underactive universe
I don't have any HIDDEN prejudices!
I don't have any Taglines. At least not good ones.
I don't have any cd software sorry. I wish I did.
I don't have any ears! - EWJ
I don't have any easy answers, Captain. Sarah
I don't have any fortunes to give you.  Go away
I don't have any hard feelings.             John Wayne
I don't have any hard feelings.   John Bobbit
I don't have any hard feelings. -- John Wayne Bobbit '93
I don't have any males.  I mean, not yet. - Kira
I don't have any money. Do you take Federal Reserve Notes?
I don't have any more money, so quit stabbing my cat
I don't have any recipes to give you.  Go away.
I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem.
I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem. -- Ashleigh Brilliant
I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
I don't have any strong opinions - only other people do!
I don't have any taglines to give you
I don't have any taglines to give you.  Go away.
I don't have any trouble parking.  I drive a forklift.
I don't have any will-power anymore, though.  &lt;g&gt;  - Anna Steven
I don't have anything against Jeff Gordon, but, Dale Earnhardt is a better driver
I don't have burnout, but I'm slightly singed
I don't have delusions of grandeur.  God doesn't have to.
I don't have delusions of grandeur.  They aren't delusions
I don't have energy, I "AM" Energy!
I don't have enough experience with any to be able to recommend them.
I don't have enough taglines! - Danny Della Paolera
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these? - Carole Burnett
I don't have it...but I'll give it to you if you let me go. - Krycek
I don't have much use for platitudes, --Odo.. --Kira
I don't have one in my seabag!!!?!
I don't have pejudice; I hate everyone equally!
I don't have power - I _am_ power. - Firestorm
I don't have problems with alcohol... but without ;*)
I don't have sex. I make love.
I don't have stress, but I may be a carrier
I don't have tags : i'm hazy
I don't have the fire, you do. - Methos
I don't have the freedom to kill you to save another. Janeway
I don't have the slightest idea how I'm supposed to do that!-O'Brien
I don't have the solution but I admire the problem
I don't have the stats, but it's absolutely true. - Rush Limbaugh
I don't have the time for a hobby.  I have a computer.
I don't have time for a hobby. I'm a Ham and a SysOp!
I don't have time for any of this villain banter! - The Tick
I don't have time for jokes! - Odo
I don't have time for this. --Garibaldi.
I don't have time for your convenient ignorance - Scully to Mr. X
I don't have time for......romantic interludes! - Odo
I don't have time to play Choose the Changeling!"-O'Brien
I don't have time to wait on instant gratification
I don't have time. Not enough time! Banjo Man
I don't have to be the star every time. - Little Yoshi
I don't have to count letters in sentences. When there's too many,.
I don't have to do drugs to escape from reality; I BBS!
I don't have to eat it to know it's toxic. -Ranma
I don't have to look up my family tree.  I'm the sap
I don't have to pretend, she doesn't expect it from me
I don't have to proofread my stuff. I have an error-correcting modem.
I don't have to prove I'm better than others...they KNOW it!
I don't have to prove anything...I KNOW I'm right!
I don't have to say that at all, Lillian.  You did. - Sgt. Joe Frida
I don't have to sell anything to them I don't want to! -Jumja vendor
I don't have to stand upright, said Tom grandly.
I don't have to take a nap. - King Baby
I don't have to take a nap. - King Baby, Dinosaurs
I don't have ulcers. I give them
I don't hear you concurring hairball breath - Calvin
I don't hope for miracles; I schedule them.
I don't how to live but I got a lot of toys
I don't indiscriminately use people, except Max. - Sam
I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs. --Nancy Reagan
I don't intend to be here long enough to get chummy.
I don't intend to be here long enough to get chummy.
I don't intend to be here long enough to get chummy. - Winchester
I don't jog!  It makes my beer all foamy..
I don't jog.  If I die I want to be sick.
I don't jog.  It makes my beer all foamy.
I don't jog. If I die I want to be sick.
I don't jog. It makes my beer all foamy!
I don't joke. I just watch our government and report.
I don't juggle chainsaws, swords, or Sysops!
I don't just believe in miracles  I rely on them
I don't just flirt with danger - I go with it out on dates
I don't just flirt with death, I'm going steady with it.
I don't just hate vampires - I hate anything above me on the food chain
I don't just tempt fate - I give it the finger!
I don't just want it, I want it ALL!
I don't kill flies, but I like to mess with their minds.  I hold them above globes.  They freak out and yell "Whoa, I'm up *way* too high..."
I don't kill my enemies, I SLIME them! -Odo
I don't kill my enemies: I slime them!  Odo
I don't kill, I maim PERMANENTLY!!!
I don't know
I don't know &gt;what&lt; I am. - The Crow
I don't know - Scully Why don't you try to find out?- Mulder
I don't know Jerry Lee, I never met John & Yoko
I don't know Mom, they're bomb stains. - Superman
I don't know THAT yet, either! - McCoy
I don't know WHY I said that ... I think it came from the FILLINGS in my read molars
I don't know _what_ you're talking about!! - Intendant
I don't know a man who would dynamite a church. -- Sam
I don't know about all this sex on television, I keep falling off. -Monty Python
I don't know about apathy or ignorance, and I don't care!
I don't know about art, but I know what I like.  Forrester
I don't know about art, but I know what makes me say, "$2000 for that piece of junk?! Are you nuts?!"
I don't know about ignorance and apathy.  Who cares?
I don't know about the enemy,but they scare the hell out of me!
I don't know about this "beaming" stuff.  Is it safe?
I don't know about this lemur.  Tastes kinda gamey. -- Joel
I don't know about you Miss Kitty, but I feel so much yummier
I don't know about you chaps - Crow
I don't know about you, but I'm touched
I don't know about you, but I'm touched.  Yakko, Animaniacs
I don't know about you, but as for me I hate quotations. -R.W.Emerson
I don't know about your brain, but mine is really... bossy. -- L. Anderson
I don't know and I don't care.
I don't know and neither do I.
I don't know any reason why we couldn't do it, but maybe we can think of one. - Mark C. Davison
I don't know anything about an Orb -- Siso
I don't know anything about music.  In my line you don't have to. -- Elvis
I don't know anything about trolls. Why do you ask?
I don't know anything and I can prove it
I don't know art but I know what I like..... BREATHING!! - Duckman
I don't know but it must be great - I didn't understand it at all
I don't know everything....but I'm working on it!
I don't know exactly what I'm looking for -- Shelby
I don't know for certain that they had "no children".
I don't know how I got here
I don't know how big this thing gets:
I don't know how long I'll need three of my houses, said Tom forebodingly
I don't know how much more she'll take of this, Captain
I don't know how these hacks sleep at night
I don't know how they found me, but they found me. -- Doc Brown
I don't know how to be happy - they didn't teach it it in my school.
I don't know how we got this car, but lets get him - Crow
I don't know how we're going to get out of this one. - Han Solo
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things. - Elaine Benes
I don't know how you were diverted--you were perverted too
I don't know how your stupid message got past my twit filter.
I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. - Jules Renard
I don't know if I am going to heaver or hell, I just hope God grades on a curve
I don't know if I can assimilate one more Borg Tagline!
I don't know if I can believe that. - Troi
I don't know if I want to put myself in that position again.-T.Riker
I don't know if I'm ready to be a co-parent! - Arthur to Tick
I don't know if it's art, but I like it.
I don't know if it's art, but I like it. - The Joker
I don't know if it's what you want, but it's what you get.:-)
I don't know if we'll ever cure proverty, but the way prices and taxes are going we're sure to cure wealth.
I don't know if you know anything about UFO's. - Bambi
I don't know if you know anything about UFO's. - Bambi
I don't know it must have been the roses
I don't know its limitations. (St George)
I don't know jokes; I just watch government and report the facts. -Will Rogers
I don't know much about Romulan disruptor settings. -- Spock
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be a darling at it. - Dorothy Parker
I don't know much about panda bears, Number One -- Picard
I don't know much about religion, but I know what I don't believe.
I don't know much, but I know it fluently
I don't know music, but I know what I like. -- Beerbohm
I don't know nothin'. I just post here
I don't know nuthun bout birthin no babies!
I don't know of a TAGX site in Connecticut, but you can ask your SYSOP.
I don't know that one. How 'bout Amazing Grace? - Tom
I don't know that one... how 'bout `Amazing Grace'? -- Tom Servo
I don't know that yet, either! -- McCoy
I don't know the answer, but I admire the problem
I don't know the answer, but I admire the question!
I don't know the meaning of the word surrender!
I don't know the meaning of the word surrender!! I mean I know it
I don't know there IS any medical evidence on that. - Bashir
I don't know too many scorpions who surf the internet - Scully
I don't know too much about Romulan disruptor settings
I don't know tower.. Define term "Flight Plan"
I don't know what I can offer against Paradise. - Kirk
I don't know what I did wrong. I'm kinda new at being Korean. -Tommy
I don't know what I like, but I do know what art is
I don't know what I want to hear until I hear what I don't want to hear
I don't know what I want, but that ain't it! -NetAdmin
I don't know what I'd do without you, but I enjoy thinking about it!
I don't know what I'm doing, but I do know I'm doing it well
I don't know what I'm suggesting. - O'Brien
I don't know what caused it... - Bashir
I don't know what effect these men will have upon the enemy, but, by God, they frighten me. - Duke of Wellington
I don't know what is happening with those products, sorry.
I don't know what it is or what it does, but I like playing with it.
I don't know what it is, but it's in great condition.
I don't know what it is... -- Harley Stone
I don't know what makes you tick but I wish it was a time bomb
I don't know what that it, but it sure talks spooky... -- Sulu
I don't know what this info gets us, but remember it is important. - Rich Logan
I don't know what to believe anymore - Skinner (3x21)
I don't know what to do dude, my grandpa really wants to die. - Stan
I don't know what to do!  I can't make decisions!  I'm a president!
I don't know what to say
I don't know what to tell you, Mulder. - Scully
I don't know what ur problem is,but I'll bet its hard 2 pronounce
I don't know what you could say about a day in which you have seen four beautiful sunsets. - John Glenn
I don't know what you mean by YOUR way, all the ways abou
I don't know what you need, and frankly, I don't care. - Janeway
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what your job is! Kirk to Gary Seven
I don't know what your pleasure threshold is. &lt;G'Kar&lt;
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
I don't know what's going on, but I'm sure it's all your fault
I don't know what's good for you. You don't know what's good for me
I don't know where George Wendt
I don't know where I'm a gonna go when the volcano blows --J. Buffet
I don't know where I'm going, but I *am* on my way!
I don't know where all this kindness from me is coming from
I don't know where you get you delusions, laser brain. - Leia
I don't know where you get your delusions, Laser Brain
I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink!
I don't know where you've been, but it looks like you won first prize!
I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling
I don't know whether to shoot myself or go bowling.
I don't know which of you is more obscene. - Margaret to Hawk & Trap
I don't know who I am anymore.   Ingrid Bergman
I don't know who I am.  One false move and I'm yours.  Groucho Marx
I don't know who I'm voting for, but I know who I'm voting against!!!
I don't know who cut down that tree in my yard! Frankly, I'm stumped
I don't know who is a bigger pain in the butt.  Men or Women?
I don't know who my grandfather was; I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. -- Abraham Lincoln
I don't know who's naughty & nice said Santa listlessly
I don't know why *anyone* would want a computer in their home. -- Ken Olson [president of DEC], 1974
I don't know why I am the way I am I just know what I am -Dracul
I don't know why I call him Gerald
I don't know why but, suddenly, I want to discuss declining I.Q
I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France! --Jay Leno
I don't know why that doesn't surprise me. - Hawkeye
I don't know why that doesn't surprise me. - Hawkeye
I don't know why they bother making this info available to people!
I don't know why they still call it Rock 'n' Roll. -Warren Cartwright
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein, Cambridge philosopher
I don't know why we're here, I say we all go home and free associate
I don't know why you bother ever! -Vyv
I don't know you anymore Londo.  None of us do. - Garibaldi
I don't know, Batman, but it is a whale of a thread!
I don't know, Deeply Spaced Out Nine or something... -Anna Steven
I don't know, Filbert. Bird-wigging is inhumane. - Rocko
I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit!
I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit. - Han Solo
I don't know, I don't care and it doesn't make any differ
I don't know, I have amnesia, and I'm not here right now
I don't know, I'm making it up as I go along
I don't know, Kyle. Did you ask Mr. Hat? - Mr Garrison, South Park
I don't know, Mulder,...I......uhhh..... - Scully
I don't know, Mulder...it just doesn't track - Dana Scully
I don't know, Scully, but let's go see if the shoe fits - Fox Mulder
I don't know, apathetic bloody planet, I've no sympathy at all.
I don't know, ask Cathy.
I don't know, but I know where to find it if I need it.  - Einstein, when asked what his telephone number was
I don't know, but it happened.
I don't know, maybe I was just tired. - Sinclair
I don't know, so I can't explain it -- Gloria (Track 13)
I don't know, they're bomb stains. - Superman
I don't know, what do you think?
I don't know, what drink *DOES* go with Marlboro and an AK-47??
I don't know, you tell me, you're supposed to be wise! - Beverly
I don't know.  Eat you for supper?  Rita, Animaniacs
I don't know.  I have a bad feeling about this. - Leia
I don't know.  I'm making it up as I go along. - Indiana Jones
I don't know. - Bob A. Booey
I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't make any difference.
I don't know. I don't care. And it makes no difference
I don't know. I don't know. I just don't know
I don't know. I'm not a monkey. - Allison
I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose. (Terry Pratchet)
I don't know. We, we could start breathing gas fumes.-Stan, South Park
I don't know. What IS happening, Data? Soong
I don't know...  Federation medical secrets?  Dr. Bashir
I don't know... I haven't known you very long! :) - Springheel Jack
I don't know... I sit here and the whole world gets fuzzy sometimes!
I don't know... I think the nurses are mixing his medications again
I don't know... it's already kinda big.... :) - Renimar Keth-solamni
I don't know... what do you think?  :) - Renimar Keth-Solamni
I don't know....Fly casual! - Han Solo
I don't know...fly casual
I don't know...it must be...no...well..I guess not
I don't know..I could imagine quite a bit
I don't knowI sit here and the whole world gets fuzzy
I don't kow, maybe I'm shooting pork in a barrel...-Harry, 3rd Rock
I don't let Rush Limbaugh OR Sally Struthers think for me
I don't let my ignorance deter me from my fascination.  -J. Sterling
I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.
I don't lie. I creatively misstated the fact, that's all
I don't like #3 at all, Tuvok. Janeway
I don't like Chaos - but Chaos likes me!
I don't like Chinese food. I think the Peking Duck watches me
I don't like Coffee - Diet Coke provides MY caffeene!
I don't like Coffee - Mountain Dew provides MY caffeene!
I don't like Coffee - Pepsi provides MY caffeene!
I don't like Daddy! Then just eat your potatoes
I don't like FRANK SINATRA or his CHILDREN
I don't like President Clinton OR HER HUSBAND!!!
I don't like being around when rules are broken. - Frank Burns
I don't like being dead.  Itsannoying, actually. -- LaCroix
I don't like being on the bottom!  I always screw up!
I don't like big governments...just big government checks!
I don't like broccoli either.
I don't like computers. I only do this for the taglines
I don't like dogs ... Keep getting mustard on my catching glove
I don't like giggling, but it seems to be a habit of mine. - Anna S
I don't like hip-hop, oh no... I love it, yeah
I don't like hot dogs, Tom said frankly
I don't like it any more than you do, Spock. - Kirk
I don't like it but I guess I'm learning.
I don't like it that they're capable of the gods
I don't like jogging, it makes my beer all foamy
I don't like jogging.  It makes my beer foam up
I don't like lost clusters
I don't like men with too many muscles... - Janet Weiss
I don't like men with too many muscles...just the important one...;-)
I don't like money - but it quiets my spirit.
I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. --Joe Louis
I don't like money, but it quiets my nerves.
I don't like people kibitzing when I operate. - Trapper
I don't like people rummaging around in my head. - Jeffrey Sinclair
I don't like police states.  Can I join a fire station state?
I don't like price controls anymore than you - Clinton
I don't like principles. A prejudice is more honest.
I don't like principles. I prefer prejudices. They are more honest
I don't like sex on the telly. I keep falling off.
I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it. -- Clarence Darrow
I don't like spreading rumors, but what else can you do with them?
I don't like spying on them. - Sheridan
I don't like stuff that sucks Butt-Head
I don't like stupid thinking. - Anna Steven
I don't like surprises anymore than you do. - Sisko
I don't like taxes anymore than you do - Bill Clinton
I don't like that mentality...that one is cooler than the other--Fiona Apple
I don't like the bird one! - Enoch, Demon Dog on Crow
I don't like the cat.  It tastes funny.
I don't like the life here in New York. There is no greenery. It would make a stone sick. - Nikita S. Khrushchev
I don't like the look of this. - C-3PO
I don't like the new Models Inc. plotline - Mike
I don't like the sound of him, Jim. - McCoy
I don't like the way this conversation is taking - Calvin's dad
I don't like these stories with morals - Calvin
I don't like this @F. I don't like this A LOT. -Garibaldi
I don't like this Jamie.  I don't like this ALOT - Garabaldi
I don't like this recipe.  Can I exchange it for another one?
I don't like this, Eric. I don't like this A LOT
I don't like this.  I don't like this ALOT - Garabaldi
I don't like to duplicate software, but I'll check it out
I don't like to lose.  Kirk
I don't like to spread rumors, but what else can you do with `em?
I don't like to think..............therefore I thwim
I don't like videos that suck! huh huh huh
I don't like videos that suck. "Yeah, me too." huh huh huh
I don't like violence, Tom. I'm a business man. - Salatzo
I don't like violence, but I'm very good at it.
I don't like violence, but I'm very good at it...smiled the redhead
I don't like what I know, but I know what is, Art.
I don't like you!  Well ok maybe a little bit
I don't listen to the radio - I'm a reader...  [R.F. Burns, Jr.]
I don't live it up much - but don't have much to live down either
I don't live on the edge, but sometimes I go there to visit!
I don't live with my mother! - Mike as geeky grocer
I don't live with my mother! -- Mike Nelson
I don't live within my income because I can't afford it.
I don't look disabled? You don't look ignorant!
I don't look for trouble... my friends deliver!
I don't love you anymore since you ate my dog
I don't make bad food.... I make gourmet compost
I don't make jokes - I watch Clinton and Gore, then report facts.
I don't make jokes, I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
I don't make jokes--I just watch the government & report the facts
I don't make mistakes.  I thought I did once but I was wrong.
I don't make misteaks, just arrors
I don't make much sense because the rest of the world doesn't either
I don't make the Wave.......I just ride it
I don't make the rules, Gil, I only play the game.  -- Cash McCall
I don't make typos. I have an error correcting mo*#$@(&%^@
I don't mean to alarm you but your pants are talking
I don't mean to alarm you, but your pants are talking to you.  -- Babylon 5
I don't mean to be critical, but I was taught by one of the best.
I don't mean to brag...but I'm the greatest.
I don't mean to make you feel guilty, but I would if I could
I don't mean to nitpick here, I'd just like to know.
I don't mean to pick you apart you see - Alanis Morissette
I don't mean to rub it in, but moooo... - Dogbert
I don't mean to sound forward
I don't meet competition, I crush it.
I don't mind God.  What scares me is his fan club.
I don't mind Klingon episodes -too- much, though. - Anna Steven
I don't mind a phoney personality... (Jerry)
I don't mind arguing with myself.  It's when I lose that it bothers me.  -- Richard Powers
I don't mind being in touch with reality, as long as
I don't mind being in touch with reality, so long as I don't have to pay the phone bill
I don't mind being miserable as long as I'm painting well. - Grace Hartigan
I don't mind being screwed, but the government thinks I'm a nymph.
I don't mind being swept away
I don't mind coffee but pepsi provides MY caffine!
I don't mind crazies.  At least they're committed!
I don't mind dying, I just don't want to be there when it
I don't mind gettin' messy to have a good time.
I don't mind getting older. I just mind that I have aging children
I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path
I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path. -- Ronald Mabbitt
I don't mind if I don't have a mind
I don't mind if you don't like my manners.   Humphrey Bogart
I don't mind inflation if it means I go up when I die. - P.K. Shaw
I don't mind interesting lies......but boring ones annoy me!
I don't mind looking at the past..I just don't wanna stare.
I don't mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
I don't mind passing GAS ... but I'll raise a fuss about passing EATS!
I don't mind passing gas, but don't light a match!
I don't mind sex on TV, Its just that I keep falling off.
I don't mind smog...I like to see what I breathe.
I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence
I don't mind straight people as long as they act gay
I don't mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.
I don't mind straight people, just so they don't act gay in public.
I don't mind straights as long as they act gay in public
I don't mind the sappy love stories so much... &lt;grin&gt;  - Anna Steven
I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. -- Victor Hugo
I don't mind?
I don't misplace my tools. - O'Brien
I don't miss deadlines, I ignore them.
I don't much care for President Clinton OR her husband.
I don't much enjoy looking at paintings in general, I know too much about them. I take them apart. (GEORGIA O'KEEFE)
I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
I don't need SLOWDOWN.COM. I have Windows!
I don't need Sleep, I'll get enough sleep when I'm DEAD!
I don't need YOU to get me in the back of a police car. - Bart
I don't need YOU to interpret the Prime Directive for me... - Sisko
I don't need a "Life"... I have TAGLINES!!!!
I don't need a bed of roses, cuz roses wither away.
I don't need a course in self-awareness to find out who I am
I don't need a disclaimer -- I own the company
I don't need a disclaimer. I OWN the company.
I don't need a grenade launcher, my pitching arm is Okay!
I don't need a guide dog. I have Sly.
I don't need a life - I've got a BBS
I don't need a loud mouth while I have a loudspeaker
I don't need a new religeon, I haven't used up the old one yet!
I don't need a spell checker! my modem has error correction!
I don't need a surge protector.  I've got a grounding stone on my CPU
I don't need a team. I'm a certified OS/2 lunatic.
I don't need a warranty.  I'll just take it back.
I don't need an American Express Gold Card today.
I don't need an airbag, I'm listening to Rush!
I don't need an oven timer... I have a smoke detector!
I don't need anyone to choose my friends for me. Kim
I don't need buns of steel, I need buns of cinnamon
I don't need directions. I need HELP!
I don't need drugs, I have tie dyed T-shirts
I don't need drugs; now I get the same effect just standing up too fast
I don't need equal time, I am equal time. - Rush Limbaugh
I don't need facts, I have a following
I don't need feet!  I'm all charisma! -- Tom Servo
I don't need glasses; I drink from the bottle
I don't need instructions.  I'm a Fairy Godfather! - Don Bruce
I don't need more memory, just better judgement
I don't need no arms around me! -Pink Floyd
I don't need no steenking bodjes!!!
I don't need no stinkin' shoe sizer, you're a size seven baby!
I don't need no stinking corn in my beer
I don't need no stinking spel checkre!
I don't need none o dat schoolin long as drugs is profita
I don't need protection! - Mike to Bots
I don't need the mantissa of the logarithm, said Tom characteristically.
I don't need the same excuses, all this talk is really useless
I don't need therapy Julian, I need answers. - Dax
I don't need therapy. I need money.
I don't need to be born again--Did it right the 1st time!
I don't need to be lectured by you. -- Kirk
I don't need to convince them - just confuse them.
I don't need to go crazy.
I don't need to talk sense; I need to take sense away with me.
I don't need to think - God thinks for me! - A fundamentalist
I don't need toothpaste...my teeth aren't loose!
I don't need you to depress me, I can do that on my own!
I don't need you to slow me down - Hendrix
I don't need you, you know - I can be lonely all by myself
I don't need your attitude: I have one of my OWN!
I don't need your rocking chair.
I don't need your word, I've got your short hairs!
I don't need, I don't eat, I don't sleep, I'm in love again -- S.P
I don't neet a warp fickpack, I need a Hirter sixpack!
I don't normally drink and I'm not normally normal.
I don't normally drink. Then again, I am rarely normal.
I don't now what I am... -- The Crow
I don't object to sex before marriage, but two minutes before?!?
I don't own a cat; I have her on a long term lease.
I don't own any slaves. My wife has one, though.
I don't party with puppies! I'm outta here! - Tom
I don't pay for health care, the government does. Cool.
I don't pay for your hookers, @TOFIRST@! Could you?
I don't peel asparagus... so far no one has arrested me.
I don't play air guitar.  I play water guitar.
I don't practice necromancy, but if it's your choice, call 1-976
I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I preach to
I don't preach and I don't force my views on anyone... - James Dixon
I don't press charges.  I just press my luck! -- Brenda Rutgers
I don't pretend to understand the universe -- it's much bigger than I am --Einstein
I don't read [textbooks], I just look at the patterns the words form. - Brian G
I don't read messages without taglines on them
I don't read messages, I just look for taglines
I don't read messages. I just look for recipes!
I don't read msgs. I just look for Taglines.
I don't read the personals -  it's not my business. - Jay London
I don't really CARE where Waldo is
I don't really care for Cardassian cuisine. - Gilora
I don't really care for rock and roll (or did you guess?)
I don't really care if they label me a Jesus Freak
I don't really expect an answer. - Kirk
I don't really give a rat's ass, ya know?
I don't really like that Yoshi guy, he gives me indigestion. - L. Fish
I don't really seriously ask girls ages anymore either. ... I just ogle
I don't really trust a sane person.
I don't really trust a sane person. -Lyle Alzado
I don't really trust anyone without animal hair on'em
I don't really use homonyms, it just sounds like I do
I don't recall asking you to do that. - Mullibok
I don't recall running for this office.
I don't recall seeing you in a nightie!
I don't recall the exact year, but I believe it was late 70's.
I don't recall threatening to eat anybody
I don't recognise any sub-processor patterns. - Dax
I don't recognize that guy.  I bet he dies. -- Crow T. Robot
I don't recognize that guy. I bet he dies - Crow
I don't recognize your authority to relieve me. Decker
I don't register shareware, I rewrite it!
I don't remember _anything_. - Odo
I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the ``dahling'' thing got started? - Zsa Zsa Gabor
I don't remember anything I did before I joined this echo!!!
I don't remember asking YOUR opinion! - Kira
I don't remember being absentminded.
I don't remember doing those things.  B. Clinton
I don't remember ever having had the itch, and yet scratching is one of nature's sweet pleasures, and so handy
I don't remember getting amnesia
I don't remember giving you a key - Mulder to Skinner
I don't remember it, but I have it written down
I don't remember posting this message; might have but  don't think so.
I don't remember removing your sense of humor. -- BJ
I don't remember saying I was embarrassed - Picard
I don't remember volunteering for this "Ring" business
I don't remember where I parked my hard disk
I don't remember where Tex came from. Forrest Gump
I don't rememeber ramming a skewer through my head
I don't run Windows ... I walk it on a 386SX-16.
I don't run Windoze - I crawl it...!
I don't say much but I make a big noise
I don't scare dogs with it, but it's just a face. --Justin Foote 45th
I don't see any parachutes OH MY GOD, THEY'RE TURKEYS! -- Nessman
I don't see any points on your ears boy - Admiral McCoy
I don't see anything. -  I don't understand it. - Kirk
I don't see being mechanized as anything to be ashamed of. - Box
I don't see her anymore.  She whistles dirty tunes
I don't see how the station kept running during the Occupation
I don't see much future for the Americans. - Adolf Hitler
I don't see myself as an icon, religious or otherwise. - Sisko
I don't see no pointed ears on you, boy... -- McCoy
I don't see no points on your ears, boy -- Admiral McCoy
I don't see that we have any other choice! - O'Brien
I don't see that we have much of a choice. - Ro Laren
I don't see the point. &lt;click, click&gt; Ah, now I do. - 007
I don't see them giving us any trouble. Paris
I don't see who else it could be. - Mulder
I don't see why some people even *have* cars.  Calvin
I don't see you guys rating the kind of "mate" I'm contemplating
I don't see you so don't pretend to be there.
I don't see you when she walks in the room --U2
I don't see you,  so don't pretend to be there
I don't see you, so don't pretend you're there. ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
I don't see you, so stop pretending to be there
I don't seek success, I deserve it!
I don't seem to grasp that I am President.  -W. Hardin
I don't sleep anymore. - Mulder (3)
I don't sleep with happily married men. - Britt Ekland
I don't sleep with virgins, and I don't kill children
I don't sleep with virgins, and I don't kill children. -- St. Cloud
I don't sleep, I dream. -- R.E.M
I don't sleep.  Get away from me little monkey boy
I don't smoke !! That was the flamethrower !!
I don't smoke,  I chew. Blow your smoke on me and I'll spit on you.
I don't snag recipes - I just recycle them!
I don't snag recipes -- I replicate them.
I don't snag recipes, I assimilate them!
I don't snag recipes, I redirect them to my hard drive.
I don't snag recipes, I replicate them.
I don't snag... I reverse-engineer.
I don't snore, I purr in my sleep.
I don't speak for anyone but me, and sometimes not even that
I don't speak for others and they don't speak for me
I don't speak to strange animals.
I don't stay anywhere long enough to make friends. - Ro Laren
I don't steal Taglines, I assimilate them!  Hugh
I don't steal Taglines, I replicate them.
I don't steal jokes, I replicate them
I don't steal s - I replicate them.
I don't steal tag lines; I borrow them indefinately.
I don't steal tag lines; I just recycle them, like soap plots!
I don't steal tag lines; I just recycle them.
I don't steal tagline - I replicate them!
I don't steal taglines - I just recycle them!
I don't steal taglines - I replicate them.
I don't steal taglines!  Blue Wave steals taglines!
I don't steal taglines, I assimilate them!       - Hugh
I don't steal taglines, I assimilate them!-Hugh of Borg
I don't steal taglines, I just recycle them!
I don't steal taglines, I redirect them to my hard drive.
I don't steal taglines, I sample!
I don't steal taglines. I assimilate them.
I don't steal taglines. I merely replicate them
I don't steal taglines. I recycle them
I don't steal taglines. I redirect them to my hard drive.
I don't steal taglines; I just recycle them
I don't steal taglines; I replicate them.  Pffbbtt!
I don't steal taglines; I simply clone them.
I don't steal things - I replicate them
I don't steal... I reverse-engineer.
I don't step on ants, Major. - Odo
I don't stitch mistakes; I stitch creative enhancements.
I don't suffer from Carnal Tunnel Sydrome! I ENJOY it!
I don't suffer from PMS... I *ENJOY* it!!! MWUHAHAHAHA
I don't suffer from insanity - I ENJOY it!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy ever minute of it
I don't suffer from insanity, but I *am* a carrier
I don't suffer from insanity--I revel in it!
I don't suffer from insanity. I love it!!!
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it
I don't suffer from insanity... I revel in it!
I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every moment of it!!
I don't suffer from insanity...I think it's pretty cool
I don't suffer from mental illness - I enjoy it!
I don't suffer from stress.  I'm a carrier.
I don't suffer from stress.  I'm just a carrier. - Dilbert
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier!
I don't support abortion, but for you I'll even make it
I don't suppose it's going to rain - Joan of Arc
I don't suppose that would work with people.  Riker to Crusher
I don't suppose you have any other ideas. Kira
I don't sweat you. - Paulie
I don't tagline. - Quickling
I don't take drinks from air boys. --Kliest.
I don't take drugs - I'm not even an athlete.
I don't take up more than my share of space--
I don't take up more than my share of space--
I don't take your complaining seriously.
I don't take your whining seriously.
I don't tan.  I don't burn.  I implode. -- Nick Knight
I don't tell lawyer jokes, I work for some
I don't think 'ole stubby' has enough graphite left to poison my mind.
I don't think ... therefore, I am a conservative.
I don't think Betty Ford take vampires. - Nick Knight
I don't think I broke it yet, but I am working on it.
I don't think I can assimilate one more Borg tagline.
I don't think I can face another year of annual events.
I don't think I can keep this up, Tom announced impotently.
I don't think I can make it without you, Al. -- Sam Beckett
I don't think I could go long without a nibble now & then
I don't think I have anything missing, but experts may know better.
I don't think I have ever conversed with you before.
I don't think I like this sport. Guinan
I don't think I like you anymore! - Penguin
I don't think I lost my mind. Just don't recall where I put it.
I don't think I need a rubber room, but hey, that might be nice
I don't think I realized until this moment how evil you really are
I don't think I understand what I said, either. - Louis
I don't think I understand. - Lwaxana
I don't think I want to be your friend no more! - Cosgrove
I don't think I was cut out to be talented. -- Radar
I don't think I was meant to enter this message.
I don't think I'd be so bored if I didn't have so much to do.
I don't think I'll 'ave the pickled fish today, said Tom unerringly.
I don't think I'll @S with a TagLine after that
I don't think I'll mess with that one!
I don't think I'll renew my wedding license this year!
I don't think I'm cut out to be a Captain. - Troi
I don't think I'm following you Chief. - Dax
I don't think I'm going to be able to help you with that. - Sisko
I don't think I'm going to do that for a while. -- Mike Nelson
I don't think I'm going to like being dead. - Lara
I don't think I've broken it yet, but I'm working on it.
I don't think I've ever seen a real 'zine. - Anna Steven
I don't think Kira can dance. - Nana Visitor
I don't think Klingons regard scientists very highly. - Beverly
I don't think Mister Ranger enjoyed being assimilated, Yogi of Borg
I don't think Mr Rager is going to like this Yogi!
I don't think Mr. Ranger is gonna like this, Yogi...
I don't think Mr. Ranger is gonna like this, Yogi... - Booboo Bear
I don't think Orton's in a talking mood, Will. Troi
I don't think TLX will steal a tearline
I don't think a tagline is appropriate here!
I don't think anyone knows who "did the [Foster's] hard drive. -Expert
I don't think anyone should write his autobiography until after he's dead. - Samuel Goldwyn
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead
I don't think anyone was ever stuck with EDLIN
I don't think believing in Santa Claus is so silly!
I don't think even Bigfoot could choke down that much flannel- FM
I don't think he'll make the mistake of ignoring you again. - Kes
I don't think it was an accident that Mary's vole escaped & bit Worf!
I don't think it'll come to that. - Sisko
I don't think it's _really_ necessary to call me Sir. - Bashir
I don't think it's any less important for not being terribly important
I don't think it's funny. Never will. --Franklin
I don't think it's meant to be eaten. - Peter Puppy, about Nut Log
I don't think math is a science. I think it's a religion. - Calvin
I don't think money buys happiness, but I'd like to know for sure.
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen
I don't think my wings are dry. - Arthur   [The Tick]
I don't think real checks have exclamation points.. - Lisa
I don't think so - Homey the Clown
I don't think so @TOFIRST@... I'll go get the Band-Aids
I don't think so! - Homey the Clown
I don't think so! - R. Descartes
I don't think so! Homey don't play dat!
I don't think so, @FN@.
I don't think so, @TOFIRST@.
I don't think so, Orville.
I don't think so, Tim!  -- Al Borland
I don't think so, Tim.  -- Al
I don't think so, but they can't stop me from trying. - Anna Steven
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not
I don't think so.  We deal strictly in Latinum. - Nog
I don't think so. Homey don't play dat.
I don't think so. There's no genetic drift. - Beverly
I don't think that 250 RPM Mag Drop will hurt cha
I don't think that Dire Puppywuppy would be that kinky.
I don't think that I have contacted you before.
I don't think that leprechaun is telling the truth, Tom implied.
I don't think that you're.......the devil. - Kira
I don't think that's a good idea! Lydia
I don't think that's a good idea. - Kira
I don't think that's water - Joel on golden stream
I don't think the Chief will appreciate you biting his nails.--Dax
I don't think the Father is a sassy little redhead.
I don't think the Ranger is going to like this, Yogi
I don't think the captain is an idiot. -- Kes
I don't think the guy was ever real. -Eddie Van Halen on Roth
I don't think the world is gonna let you alone
I don't think there's a punch line scheduled
I don't think therefore I'm not
I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.  On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out
I don't think they had Wookiees in mind when they built her.
I don't think they'll be doing this experiment on Beakman's World. - FM
I don't think they'll look any friendlier close up.
I don't think they're going to make it. Yar
I don't think this is a tagline
I don't think this one was on your list!
I don't think this protest will work. - Ivanova
I don't think we are in DOS anymore, Toto.
I don't think we can salvage him. - Anna Steven
I don't think we should go back in there, dude. - Butt-Head
I don't think we're going to make it. - Riker
I don't think we're in Arkansas anymore, Socks.
I don't think we're in DOS anymore, Toto
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.
I don't think we're in Star Fleet anymore, Odo.
I don't think we're really in disagreement about this one.
I don't think we're still connected to @TO@!
I don't think we're still connected to Orville Bullitt!
I don't think you can get there from here
I don't think you come here for the hunting
I don't think you deserve a tagline!  Ahh...DAMN!
I don't think you got Cmdr. Riker's hair quite right - Picard
I don't think you know what love is! - Tom to Mike
I don't think you should ever apologize for sporting a little style.
I don't think you understand. - Ivanova
I don't think you want me to do that.
I don't think you will accept my help,as I'm only waiting to kill you.
I don't think you're happy enough
I don't think you're happy enough! - R&Stmpy
I don't think you're happy enough! -- Stinky Wizzleteats
I don't think you're happy enough! --Ren and Stimpy
I don't think you're happy enough.
I don't think you're quite as devoted a Trekker as I am.-James Dixon
I don't think you're quite ready for the asylum yet. -- Franklin
I don't think you're ready for what *I* think. - Mulder to Scully
I don't think you're ready for what I think. -- Fox Mulder
I don't think you're supposed to do that
I don't think you're taking this very seriously. - Kira
I don't think, therefore I am not
I don't think, therefore I don't exist. --Rush Limbaugh.
I don't think, therefore I don't have to be
I don't think... :No Carrier:
I don't tip the scales, I bribe 'em !
I don't to watch anything that has a moral. - Calvin
I don't trust President Clinton - nor her husband!
I don't trust President Clinton - or HER Husband!!!
I don't trust President Clinton...OR her husband!
I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. (Robert Benchley)
I don't trust electrons.   -Ken Stuckas
I don't trust him. &lt;Ripley&gt; I don't trust anybody. &lt;Dallas&gt;
I don't trust him. We're friends
I don't trust men who smile too much
I don't trust telepaths.  Never have; never will. --Garibaldi
I don't trust that pickle, Tom said deliriously.
I don't trust yesterday's forecast.
I don't try to make enemies..  It comes naturally.
I don't try to make enemies..  It comes naturally.
I don't understand the HUMOUR of the THREE STOOGES!!
I don't understand their humor, either.  - Lt JG Worf
I don't understand these modern girls.   Mickey Rooney
I don't understand this.  It just sucks! - Beavis
I don't understand what it is! Let me kill it! -Worf
I don't understand why people treat him the way they do. -- Kes
I don't understand why she should have another hallucination.-Bashir
I don't understand why this isn't working. La Forge
I don't understand you anymore
I don't understand you, Mulder... - Scully (Fallen Angel)
I don't understand, I mean it's not exactly easy to stomach. -Mulder
I don't understand, sir. - Sito
I don't understand, you deserve so much more than this
I don't understand. --Albert Einstein
I don't understand. It was outrunning us. Chekov
I don't use Homonym's, it just sounds as if I do
I don't use OS/2.
I don't use PATH, just leave a trail of crumbs on my hard drive
I don't use Taglines..  They get me in trouble!
I don't use Windows -- I know how to type!
I don't use an Amiga myself
I don't use cliches...             NOT!
I don't use cocaine, I just like the way it smells!
I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.  - M.C. Escher
I don't use pornography. I don't even own a pornograph.
I don't use sex to further myself except maybe to an orgasm. - PrissM
I don't use taglines.  Wait, what's this?  Hey!
I don't usually blow my own horn, but in this case, I will go right ahead and do so. - Real live resume statement
I don't usually handle domestic disputes. Spiderman
I don't usually shoot people.  The paperwork is a pain in the butt!
I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in. - Margaret Smith
I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day. - Linda Evangelista
I don't wake up grouchy.  I let her sleep in
I don't wanna be a Klingon, I wanna be a DENTIST - Alex.
I don't wanna be a link to the Mad Poopies - Gypsy
I don't wanna be a pinhead no more...  Ramones 
I don't wanna be a senator anymore - Tom
I don't wanna be a senator anymore...  Tom Servo
I don't wanna be immoral.  I just wanna have fun
I don't wanna be immortal.  I just don't wanna die
I don't wanna be your lover, BABE I wanna be a man! -Rush
I don't wanna brag, but dark hair runs in my family. I think it's that cheap rinse!
I don't wanna cause no fuss; can I buy your Magic Bus? 
I don't wanna change trains. -- Dean Stockwell
I don't wanna die, I'd rather dance -- Prince
I don't wanna feel again the worm - Crow
I don't wanna go!
I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys 'R' Us kid
I don't wanna hear what love can do. 
I don't wanna hit a sore spot, but any of you have herpes? - Krusty
I don't wanna play this game anymore! - Serena
I don't wanna touch him.  No!  Ooh icky... -- Tom Servo
I don't wanna touch him. No ooh icky - Tom on burn victim
I don't wanna work, I wanna bang on the drum all day.
I don't want a Malcom Effect here. -- John Hammond
I don't want a baby like that.  I'm the bleeding antichrist
I don't want a bottle that can exist only in hyperspace, Tom declined.
I don't want a lawyer who knows the law, I want one who knows the judge
I don't want a real man - I want Al. - Peggy Bundy
I don't want a ruptured company clerk. - Potter to Radar
I don't want a second helping, thank you, said the cannibal manfully.
I don't want a son-in-law who's stupid enough to marry my daughter
I don't want a toaster.
I don't want a zarking recipe! --Ford to Arthur
I don't want an adversarial relationship ... so don't f*ck with me.
I don't want any more vegetables!, Tom said peasfully
I don't want any trouble. Jacobs
I don't want anybody else, when I think about you, I touch myself--Divinyls
I don't want anyone else to see me. - Kirk
I don't want anything better, I want coffee. - Janeway
I don't want constructive criticism. It's all I can do to
I don't want constructive criticism. It's all I can do to handle constructive praise
I don't want data I want to know what's happening!
I don't want everyone digging into our personal records! - Hillary
I don't want him to feel like he has to protect me." - Scully on Mulder
I don't want him to feel that he has to protect me. - Scully
I don't want him to know how much this is bothering me. - Scully
I don't want him walkin' outa there with his dick in his hand
I don't want his mother to see him this way. - Don Corleone
I don't want it Now, or Right Now, I want it YESTERDAY!
I don't want it killed. Cochrane on Companion
I don't want it now, I bloody well want it RIGHT now!
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
I don't want more, I want it all!
I don't want much from you, just total submission. laughed the redhead
I don't want much from you, just your total submission.
I don't want much out of life...just world domination.
I don't want my atoms scattered by that damn thing!
I don't want people to love me.  It makes for obligations. -- Jean Anouilh
I don't want realism, I want magic! A Streetcar Named Desire, 1940's
I don't want realism. I want magic. Blanche Dubois
I don't want something even better, I want coffee.
I don't want the cheese, I just want out of the trap. - Spanish Proverb
I don't want the entire world.  I just want your half
I don't want the money... just give me the stuff
I don't want the whole world, I just want your half
I don't want the whole world, just your half..whimpered the sexy redhead
I don't want the world to see me - 'cause I don't think that they'd understand. - The Goo Goo Dolls
I don't want the world, I just want your half
I don't want the world, I just want your half. -- They Might Be Giants
I don't want the world, just your half.
I don't want them to have access to the bridge. Picard
I don't want them to remember Xmas as the day their daddy died. - BJ
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it by not dying
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work,I want to achieve it thru not dying.-Woody Allen
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I wa
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. - Woody Allen
I don't want to be Roadkill on the Clinton Highway to Hell!
I don't want to be Trickled down on any longer!
I don't want to be a cynic, but it's hard
I don't want to be a millionaire.  I just want to live li
I don't want to be a moderator when I grow up.
I don't want to be a race car driver, but can I have a pit crew?
I don't want to be alone. I want to be *left* alone
I don't want to be an adult, I've heard horrible stories...-Filbert
I don't want to be here any more than YOU want me to be here. - Ro
I don't want to be here any more than you -- Ensign Ro
I don't want to be known as the "Dancing Doctor." * Beverly
I don't want to be literate, I just want to program
I don't want to be on the warpath! -- Sam Beckett
I don't want to be the conscience of anybody.  Marlon Brando
I don't want to be there when it's time for me to die.
I don't want to be young again, I just don't want to get
I don't want to become immortal through my work, I want to become immortal through not dying." - Woody Allen
I don't want to bore you, but there's nobody else around for me to bore
I don't want to buy the product that you're a demo for
I don't want to climb into the ring with Hemmingway. -- Williams
I don't want to die -- existence is one of my strong points
I don't want to die now!  I've still got a headache!  -Arthur Dent
I don't want to die--existence is one of my strong points.
I don't want to die.  I'm a God!  Why can't I live on?
I don't want to dissect everything today. - Alanis Morissette
I don't want to express an opinion. - Twain
I don't want to find you've lost him.
I don't want to go back in time - I have relatives there!
I don't want to grow up, I won't grow up, you can't make me.
I don't want to hear any centaur jokes! --Hercules
I don't want to hear any more about your stinky fantasies. --Ren
I don't want to hear the end of any sentences! - Krusty
I don't want to hit the ground. It's never done anything to me.
I don't want to hurt this life form again. Janeway
I don't want to impress people I don't like
I don't want to insult the Ambassador. - Odo
I don't want to kill you Commander, but I will! -- Maria
I don't want to kill you.  I'd have to do paperwork.
I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
I don't want to listen, but it's all too clear - NIN
I don't want to live on in my work, I want to live on in my apartment. -- Woody Allen
I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful
I don't want to pay any dues in life. - Calvin
I don't want to play coach - we're losing
I don't want to pray for the mad scientists.  Crow T. Robot
I don't want to read your bloody tech manual. O'Brien.
I don't want to read your tech manual! - O'Brien
I don't want to rewrite this in prose, said Tom aversely.
I don't want to rule the Universe, I just want to see it.
I don't want to say it, but we're trapped in a people farm! - Arthur
I don't want to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices
I don't want to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I could read with pleasure
I don't want to shoot giraffes today, can I just smash a newt?
I don't want to stay where it's raining artillery. -- Hawkeye
I don't want to talk about the weather anymore
I don't want to tell you any half-truths unless they're completely accurate!
I don't want to think too much about what we shouldn't or shouldn't do
I don't want to think.  I just want to be
I don't want to waste a tagline on this
I don't want to watch anything that has a moral.  - - Calvin
I don't want yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn
I don't want you reanimating anything, young man! - Tom
I don't want you to say anything that isn't true - Dana Scully
I don't want you to think that I'm this violent person without a soul
I don't want you to turn the other cheek, it's just as ugly!
I don't want your blood money!
I don't want your boys DOWN THERE. (Jerry)
I don't watch TV.  I watch my monitor.
I don't watch t.v. regularly (bran doesn't seem to help in this case)
I don't wear a religious symbol. It's hard to keep the stake lit.
I don't wear underwear, don't go to church and don't cut my hair
I don't wish my enemies dead... I say make them suffer.
I don't wish to appear overly inquisitive, but are you still alive?
I don't wish to become a telephone because I'm afraid girls will get my number
I don't wish to discuss it, Mr Spock. Please follow my orders. -Kirk
I don't work here on a regular basis, said Tom casually.
I don't work here, I just hold a position.
I don't work here.  I'm a consultant
I don't work here. I'm a consultant. Dogbert.
I don't write 'em, I just say 'em. - Yakko
I don't... I don't believe it. That is why you fail.
I don`t steal Taglines, I use Replicated Copys!
I don`t talk to people who don`t like cats!
I don`t think we`re dealing with an ordinary mouse here
I donated my cat to the local Chinese restaurant.
I done graduated the sixth grade along with Jethro Bodine
I done seen 'bout everything when I seen an elephant fly
I done spent 3 hours but I can't make her come.
I donna how much longer I can hold this accent, Captain!
I donno how I'd feel about being humiliated nationally. - Charlene
I donno, I kinda like you that way. Paris
I donno, I kinda like you that way.... -Lt. Paris, ST:VGR
I donnt youse a spel checher kase i kan spel goode!
I dont care if u lost ur virginity,honey,I just want the box it came in!
I dont have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
I dont have any taglines to give you.  Go away.
I dont jog, it makes my beer all foamy.
I dont just steal taglines, I duplicate them
I dont know how your stupid message got past my twit filter.
I dont know the key to success, but the key to failiure is trying to please every body. - Bill Cosby
I dont mind reality, if I dont have to live there.
I dont nead no speling cheker!
I dont need no drugs to calm me! -Pink Floyd
I dont read these either
I dont remember anything I did before I joined this echo!!!
I dont steal Taglines, I assimilate them!
I dont' go near politics. -Lynn Redgrave, 1981
I dont't pay phone bills becauླྀ... NO CARRIER
I dont know much about girls. Just what I pick up.
I dote on his very absence.  -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
I doubleclicked on "HELP", pointed at my wife, and the system crashed.
I doubled the recipe but the oven wouldn't go to 700
I doublespaced my cat and now it sleeps 48 hours a day
I doubt any God who inflicts pain for his own pleasure.
I doubt he would be _that_ foolish. - Sisko
I doubt he'd survive the experience...:-)  (But what a way to go! &lt;g&gt;)
I doubt it will be useful for communication. -H. Hertz, about radio
I doubt it, but let's see if anything comes up.
I doubt it. - Yakko
I doubt she's even a blonde."--Scully (Syzygy)
I doubt that one's first fisting is to the elbow
I doubt that very much!
I doubt that. - Neela
I doubt the sincerety of Joycelyn Elder's Eric "Clapner" admiration.
I doubt this will be the last ship to carry the name Enterprise
I doubt very much that I'm a skeptic.
I doubt you'll be able to keep this secret for very long. Janeway
I doubt, therefore I might be.
I download email, sleep, get up, download email again.  What's a life?
I downloaded my brain.  Why are my blanks still disk?
I drag you down i use you up mr self destruct
I drag you down, I use you up - NIN
I drank SO much beer, when I ate a pretzel you could hear it splash!
I drank WHAT!?  - Socrates
I drank WinBooze and I was stuck with a big box in the stomach.
I drank a beer once but I didn't swallow any of it.
I drank a beer once, but I didn't swallow
I drank from the fountain of knowledge, you just gargled
I drank moonshine once, but I didn't swallow
I drank to drown my sorrows but they learned to swim.
I drank what - - Socates
I draw a jackal-headed woman in the sand. - Natalie Merchant
I dream of a better tomorrow; where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.
I dream of cat burgers - making them in a blender.
I dream of cat burgers - making them in a blender.
I dream of changes,I change myself
I dream of scrolling text and flashing cursors.
I dream of the day that my tagline file is as big as @N@'s.
I dream things that never were and ask, "Huh?"
I dreamed I had a date with Erma Bombeck.
I dreamed I kissed Gavin MacLeod.  Joel Robinson
I dreamed I loved a black boymy daddy would scream! - Tori Amos
I dreamed I met God. He sneezed, and I didn't know what to say to Him
I dreamed I met a Gallifreyan; a most amazing man
I dreamed I saw a desert rose, dress torn in ribbons & in bows --U2
I dreamed I saw the bombers turning into butterflies
I dreamed I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted
I dreamed I was a muffler....I awoke feeling exhausted
I dreamed I was a teepee & a wigwam - I was too tense!!
I dreamed I was a wheel rim. I woke up still tired
I dreamed I was excommunicated in my Maidenform bra
I dreamed I was in bed with a hot toddy.  And a drink.
I dreamed a dream in time gone by - Fantine, Les Mis
I dreamed of a giant carrot chasing me through a field of lobsters.
I dreamed of a snail, sliding down the edge of a razor blade.
I dreamed that I saw Dali with a supermarket trolley --U2
I dreamed that I was a muffler& woke up exhausted.
I dreamed you had left my side, no warmth, not even pride remained
I dreamt I came home & Mildred was wearing BJ's mustache. -- Potter
I dreamt I dwelt in marble halls.  Enya
I dreamt I dwelt in marble halls. &lt;Enya&gt;
I dreamt I had insomnia last night.
I dreamt I lived in marble halls.
I dreamt I was Ray Milland on Rosie Grier's body - Crow
I dreamt I was a COBOL programmer in my Maidenform bra!
I dreamt I was a bar of soap in Elle's shower.
I dreamt I was a butterfly dreaming of being a woman.
I dreamt I was a cat dreaming of being a person
I dreamt I was a muffler, and woke up exhausted!
I dreamt tomorrow had a prettier face - Poe
I drempt I was a muffler and woke up exausted!
I dress to make men fall to their knees.
I dressed neatly.  I looked like a walking 'Just For Today' card.
I drink 3 six-packs just so I can look at your face
I drink a lot because I urinate a lot.  And nature ABHORS A VACUUM!
I drink alcohol only on days that end in "Y"!!
I drink beer, but not from bottles, Tom said cannily.
I drink beer.  I don't collect cute bottles
I drink blood because it's the only life I have.
I drink large quantities of cold water from a fire hose.
I drink myself of newfound pity. - Collective Soul
I drink only on days ending in 'y'
I drink the blood of the living!  (And I vote!)
I drink the brew I beer! hic!
I drink therefore I am ... O-}
I drink therefore I am!
I drink to make @F interesting
I drink to make @TOFIRST@ interesting
I drink to make my friends more interesting.
I drink to make other people interesting
I drink to make other people interesting-G. Nathan
I drink to make other people interesting. -- George Jean Nathan
I drink to make other people more interesting &lt;hic&gt;!
I drink to make other people more interesting!
I drink, I get drunk, I fall down
I drink, therefore I am
I drink, therefore I am!          (One of our favorites)
I drink, therefore I am.
I drink, therefore I am. I'm drunk, therefore I was
I drink, therefore I jam.
I drive OS/2 because I'm sick of being a crash dummy!
I drive OS/2 now cause I'm sick of being a crash dummy for Windows.
I drive WAY too fast to worry about what foods will kill me
I drive a Yugo, Do you think I care?
I drive a mussel car - with overhead clams.
I drive a truck, I'm butt ugly & I hate spiders - Tom Servo
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck.
I drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol
I drive much too fast to worry about food killing me!
I drive my car quietly, for it goes without saying
I drive on a driveway and park on a parkway.  No, wait
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
I drive way too fast to worry about what foods will kill me.
I drive way too fast to worry what foods will kill me!  - Bunny
I drive you crazy?  Good!  At least we're carpooling!
I dropped an anvil on James Mitchell after he said, "OS/2".
I dropped my brace over the balcony, said Tom downcastly.
I dropped my duckie and now it's quacked
I dropped my hot dog on the beach! cried Sandy Frank.
I dropped my old Hayes modem on my foot... talk about "mega-hurts".
I dropped my soap on the floor.  What do I clean it with?
I dropped my toothpaste! he cried, crestfallen
I dropped my toothpaste, Tom said, crestfallen
I dropped my toothpaste, said Jeff, Crestfallen
I dropped my watch in the latrine and I don't want it back. - Radar
I dropped the toothpaste, said Tom, crestfallen.
I drove my Lexus to Infinitinow it's a Legend.
I drove my Lexus to Infinity and now it's a Legend !
I drove past Chicago on my way to OS/2
I dub thee Sir Ohsis of the Liver. - Bugs Bunny
I dump mine about every month. (female)
I dunna thin' this Tagline canna take much more! - Scotty
I dunno
I dunno - I was astrally projected at the time.
I dunno ... it doesn't look like he's playing to me
I dunno about that - I'm nervous about those sort of people!
I dunno how you guys walk around with those things. (Elaine)
I dunno what I want on my Tombstone, he replied gravely
I dunno what I'm sayin', you know what I'm sayin'? -- Bobby
I dunno what I'm talking about here - Mike as Mongol
I dunno where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink!
I dunno, I just go crazy here, that's all, umhmmmm, nuthin' more
I dunno, I might let him live.  We'll see. - Slappy
I dunno.. What colour is the sky in your world?
I dunno...I don't think David Koresh is all that hot
I dunnosometimes I types the stuff, reads it, and saysHUH???
I duzn't gots some life;  I gots some honky code. - Doc Zimmerman
I duzn't know how  I gots here.  Cheeeiit
I earn a seven-figure salary but there's a decimal point involved.
I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.
I eat Swiss cheese, but I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger
I eat a lot of rice.  A *lot* of rice. -- Remo
I eat biscuits - Mike as dumb girl
I eat coffee straight from the can. Why dilute it?
I eat from the two basic food groups: SUGAR + CAFFEINE
I eat junk food to get it out of the house.
I eat like a bird - half my weight in worms every day.
I eat like a fool when I'm in love.   Lauren Bacall
I eat merely to put food out of my mind
I eat my coffee right out of the can. Why dilute it?
I eat my coffee straight from the can.  Why dilute it?
I eat my tea straight from the bag.  Why dilute it?.
I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steve Wright
I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steve Wright
I eat taglines for breakfast!
I eat the flesh of the living - and I vote
I eat to live. I live to eat. I eat to eat.
I eat, I sleep, I play. I'm a cat. It's my job.
I eat, drink & sleep you, Duncan. I want you, forever.- Tessa Noel
I eat, therefore I am
I eat, therefore I expand
I either want less corruption or a chance to participate.
I either want less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it
I either want less corruption, a chance to participate.
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. - Ashleigh Brilliant
I either want less corruption, or more chances to participate.
I either want less decadence or more chance to participate in it
I em Tony Grieg of Borg. What a clessic essimilelation thet was!
I em a wunderfull spelur. I tipe vari gud two
I em a wuunderful spellar, I tipe vari gud two. -Geco
I em a wuunderfull spelur.  I tipe vari gud two.
I em jaysin, end i em hookd on fonix
I embarassed my species again, didn't I?
I embrace poverty!  To annoy me, send money.
I embrace poverty... Gary. To annoy me, send money!
I emptied my tagline file so I don't have to wait 1.5 min
I ended up posting over 7100 (non-category) Tags to her
I enjioyed studyuing anatomy. Kes
I enjoy a political joke... unless it gets elected.
I enjoy a quite smoke. So I smoke cigars without bands.
I enjoy beating a dead horse
I enjoy being a girl! - Crow as tough male spy
I enjoy being with intelligent, exciting, and decent people. I also enjoy groups like this!
I enjoy dating married men because they don't want anything kinky, like breakfast. (Joni Rodgers)
I enjoy food more when someone else cooks it.
I enjoy making bicycle wheels, Tom spoke up.
I enjoy pleasing humans - Lore
I enjoy shopping. It's a kind of hobby to help my nerves. Better than a psychiatrist! (TAMMY FAYE BAKKER)
I enjoy slaughtering beasts, and I think of my family constantly. &lt;J&gt;
I enjoy talking to Jim Franco. My mind needs the rest
I enjoy the time that we spend together
I enjoy the time we spend together. - Dax
I enjoy watching tennis, said the tomcat to his friend. Why? I've got two brothers in that racket
I enjoy working with human beings, and have stimulating relationships with them. - HAL 9000
I enjoyed dreaming that up
I enjoyed stealing the ones that I didn't have
I enjoyed studying anatomy. -- Kes
I enjoyed, and &lt;SWIPED&lt; thos prisoner taglines.  Thanks!  I noticed that
I entered 10 puns to win a contest but no pun in ten did
I entered this message just to use this recipe.
I entertain myself by trying to get Windows to work
I entertain myself by trying to get my computer to work.
I envied Vedec Winn because she was a true believer. - Kira
I envy soldiers who live to tell about it.
I er, won't go any further on this *family* echo. &lt;BEG&gt;
I erased the good Tagline before you could read it.
I escaped from Legend of the Red Dragon
I escaped from a political correction facility.
I escaped from the Liberal Plantation.
I especially love it when their butts smoke!
I especially love swearing in Italian. -Nastassja Kinski
I et & et for two hours & dint recognize a thing I et except an olive.
I even feel alone when you're near, 'cause you'll never understand
I even like the chicken if the sauce is not too blue.
I even made my parents call me Mulder - Mulder to Scully
I even reformatted it, but I still can't read my file?!
I even tried stickin' hot dogs in the warp drive... --Scotty
I even tried to reformat it, but still can't read my file
I exercise religiously. I pray I can make it around the block.
I exist so my shadow will have something to do
I exist, for I have already died, and soon will be born
I exist, therefore I am paid
I exorcised my demons -- used a Lifecycle
I exorcised my demons and it made them stronger.
I expect to be well paid.  I'm in it for the money! - Han Solo
I expect to die at 110, shot by a jealous husband.
I expect woman will be the last thing civilized by man.
I expect you to perform your duties like a Starfleet officer.-Picard
I expected more from you, a man of your education
I expected to enjoy the film, but that was before I saw it.
I f*cking HATE celery!
I face the morning with my customary sigh. - Fishbone
I fail to see the distinction. Ruan
I fail to see the humor in this situation. - Odo
I fail to see the humour of that situation. - Spock
I fail to see what they find so amusing. - Spock
I failed as a proof-reader for M & M's.
I failed attitude in school
I failed my blood test!  (I didn't study.)
I failed my electrocardiogram, said Tom faint-heartedly.
I failed my legend finals - Crow as Colossus
I failed organic chemistry because of A.F. * Picard
I failed the Rorschach test!
I failed the first time, and you may NOT tell anyone
I faith, nuncle, thou art nought but a bootless base-court lewdster
I faked this whole thing.  I don't have a tagline compiler.
I fall down, No BOUNCE! - Danny Dp
I fall down, go boom. - Danny Davids
I fall down, go boom. - Danny Della Paolera
I falsified the records to Starfleet. - Adm. Jamerson
I fanatically avoid any form of fanaticism!
I fart in your general direction!
I fart in your general direction! -- French guard
I fart in your general direction.
I fart in your general direction.  -Monty Python
I fart to make you smell GOOD
I favor capital punishment, but only for consenting adults
I favor self-restraint in all of North America, said Tom continently.
I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts -- Virgil (19 BC)
I fear I have nothing to give, I have so much to lose
I fear I'm the only one who thinks this way - NIN
I fear any government that fears my guns
I fear explainations explainatory of things explained
I fear needing explanations of things explained.
I fear no beer !
I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long. - Madame de Sevigne
I fear our fortresses shall be overwhelmed
I fear there's nothing left to fight for
I fear we have only awakened a sleeping giant  -Yamamoto
I fear you have lost control of your instrument, sir!
I fear you must blame your own perverse urges -- Picard
I fed a lemon to my cat -  and got a sour puss.
I fed some lemon to my cat and now I got a sour puss.
I fed the cat
I fed the cat . . . to the dog.
I feel Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
I feel I changeback to a better day...- Metallica
I feel I'm sinkin' but you won't let me drown me
I feel ReBorn with ReBirth
I feel [insert emotion of choice here], out there
I feel a musical interlude coming on
I feel a presence:  Another Warrior on the Mesa. --MCP to Sark
I feel a presence; another warrior on the mesa. - MCP
I feel a random Act of Violence coming on.
I feel a right idiot, I do.  &lt;sad smile&gt; " - Anna Steven
I feel a song coming on. - Dilbert
I feel a song coming on... -- Crow T. Robot
I feel a suggestion coming on
I feel absolutely tawny - Tom as girl
I feel absolutely tawny...  Tom Servo
I feel age like an icicle down my back. - Dyson Carter
I feel alephed out
I feel all funny..I'm in love! No wait..it's a stroke.. - Grampa
I feel all the time like a cat on a hot tin roof. Elizabeth Taylor
I feel as much like I did yesterday as I do today
I feel as though I've been asleep for days. *Bashir*
I feel better about world problems now!
I feel better all over than I do anyplace else.
I feel better already. Paris
I feel better than James Brown!
I feel better than James Brown... how do you feel?
I feel better than a nice tub of good things. - F!
I feel better than you look - Fox Mulder
I feel better than you look" - Dana Scully to Fox Mulder
I feel better than you look. - Scully to Mulder
I feel close to an answer of some kind - Troi
I feel cold as a razor blade, tight as a tourniquet
I feel cold as a razor blade, tight as a tourniquet. - Pink Floyd
I feel disillusioned - do you have any good new illusions?
I feel empty inside, Tom hollered.
I feel fine.....Everything seems a little smaller. - Pica\S
I feel free!
I feel funky... monkey... funky... - The Tick
I feel fuzzier than a basket full of kittens!
I feel good all under - Tom as hero
I feel good all under- Tom Servo
I feel good. In fact, I feel better than James Brown
I feel good.....and I don't kiss too badly, either!
I feel great!  And I don't kiss badly either!
I feel happy today...but at least Happy seems to like it!
I feel happy!  I feel happy!  I feel ha..&lt;thwack&gt;
I feel happy!  I feel happy! &lt;*THUD*&gt;
I feel happy! I feel happy! I feel happy! &lt;thwack&gt;.
I feel happy! I feel happy! I feel happy! I feel happy!
I feel ill! - Gypsy seeing Tom's new head
I feel it.  My mind.  It's going.  I feel it.
I feel it. Alan One. He calls me. --Tron
I feel like Charleton Heston when he saw the chimp riding the pony.
I feel like I am being nibbled to death by cats!
I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSCHEV
I feel like I can take on the entire Empire today, Sir!
I feel like I know her, but sometimes my arms bend back. -- Laura
I feel like I wrestled an alligator last night - Tom
I feel like I'm being nibbled to death by cats - Londo Molari
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
I feel like I'm drowning... you know I can't breathe now -Floyd
I feel like I'm in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in my forehead!!
I feel like I'm in a Traveler's ad!
I feel like I'm merging onto the infobahn in a VW bug. - Adam
I feel like I'm trapped in a Hemingway story. If I get any more cryptic, I won't be able to talk at all
I feel like I've been asleep for days.Did I miss something? - Bashir
I feel like Obi-Wan "Cruddy" Kenobi! - Roddy, to F!
I feel like Quoting Nick Nadboralski to Danny Della Paolera
I feel like Roadkill tonight...like Roadkill tonight!
I feel like a 8086 in a 80486 world.
I feel like a Chinese labourer, said Tom coolly.
I feel like a Christian Scientist with apendicitis. T. Lehrer
I feel like a Visitor on the trail of a nice, juicy mouse.
I feel like a fool.  More of a fool than usual
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.  - William H. Mauldin
I feel like a man trapped in a man's body.
I feel like a million tonight, but one at a time.
I feel like a million tonight...but, one at a time. - Mae West
I feel like a million...but one at a time,  please. -Mae West
I feel like a misprint in the Book of Life
I feel like a mushroom; I'm kept in the dark and feed BS all day!
I feel like a nun - Tom after loosing his head
I feel like a spartan tonight! - Mike sings
I feel like a spectator at a traffic accident.
I feel like a squirt of yellow mustard in Grey Poupon World
I feel like a three-eyed man in the kingdom of the blind
I feel like a twenty year old but I can't find one
I feel like a wet parking meter on Darvon!
I feel like an 18 year old; is there one handy?
I feel like an 8086 in a 80486 world.
I feel like an idiot *and* I'm binding. -- Tom Servo
I feel like an idiot AND I'm binding - Tom in Batman suit
I feel like an old splitted drum stick!
I feel like an undertaker in this outfit. Peter Parker
I feel like attacking a monarch, said Tom strikingly.
I feel like chicken tonight...hehehehe
I feel like e.e. cummings at a punctuation festival
I feel like kissing his shoulder. Is that weird? - Crow
I feel like my head's gonna burst.
I feel like my mind is turning to mush
I feel like my neck's in a sling. McCoy
I feel like putting Spam on my head and cucumbers up my nose
I feel like rhino hide - Tom
I feel like road kill on the Information Superhighway
I feel like something the cat dragged in...but I have no cat!
I feel like such an idiot. - Riker
I feel like that little bead that rattles in a spray can. - Catwoman
I feel like the morning after.. but I had no night before
I feel like this loneliness won't end.
I feel like tweaking some brittle people. - Dogbert
I feel lucky to be alive today.... and so do the people I BBQ'd for!
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.
I feel more like I do now than I did before I started
I feel more like I do now than I did before!
I feel more like I do now than I did! ___ Blue Wave/QWK
I feel more like I do now than when I arrived
I feel more like I do now that I did a while ago
I feel much better now since I've given up all hope.
I feel much better now that I have given up all hope
I feel much better now.  I really do.  - HAL
I feel much better since I gave up all hope.
I feel much better, now that I've given up all hope.
I feel much more like I do now than I did when I came in.
I feel much too young to be this old
I feel nervous, like a pair of wigwamsAm I two tents?
I feel odd...almost dairy-like!
I feel one of my turns coming on
I feel one of my turns coming on. - Pink Floyd
I feel pain.  What's the word?  'Ow?' - Q
I feel pain.  What's the word?  Ow?  - Q    Yes.  - Data
I feel partially hydrogenated!
I feel pretty brain dead and can't think of an answer
I feel pretty!  Oh so pretty! -- Tom Servo
I feel privileged to be in your presence. - Kira (sarcastically)
I feel released, bad times deceased.... - Janet Weiss
I feel safe with my feet in the dirt.   Ava Gardner
I feel so alone in a room full of people - M. Muir
I feel so bad for Sally Struthers!    Sure! We all do!
I feel so dirty. Oh, yech! Yuch! - Tom
I feel so good, it's illegal.
I feel so inar-inar-inar tic-u-late
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here. --Stephen Bishop
I feel so much better ever since I gave up hope.
I feel so much better ever since I gave up hope.
I feel so naughty.
I feel so strongly about toilet graffiti, I signed a partition ,,,
I feel so... empty, said Tom vacuously.
I feel so... empty, said Tom vacuously.
I feel so... so... what's that word for I can't say it right?
I feel someone other than me. Is someone there? If I move forward? Rei
I feel sorry for atheists, they have no one to talk to wh
I feel sorry for atheists, they have no one to talk to when they climax
I feel sorry for confetti. Its useful life lasts about two seconds. And it can never be used again. --George Carlin
I feel sorry for dogs. THEY have to get out of bed *10* times a day!
I feel sorry for the lions.  -Any Jesuit
I feel sorry for those who don't know what they're missing.
I feel sorry for your brain... all alone in that great big head
I feel stupid and contagious   - -Kurt Cobain
I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew all. - Queen Victoria
I feel terrible - Han Solo
I feel that if you can't communicate, you should shut up.
I feel that my services as Morale Officer are needed. -- Neelix
I feel the NEED for SPEED!!
I feel the Need... The need to READ!
I feel the animal within. - Butthead
I feel the conflict within you.  Let go of your hate. - Luke
I feel the earth move under my feet ...  - Carol King
I feel the earth move, under my feet- Maggie
I feel the need, the need for speed!
I feel the need......the need for speed!!! - Maverick Mitchell 1987
I feel the needthe need for speed! -Maverick
I feel the pull of gravity, it pulls me out of slavery
I feel the pull of gravity, the evidence is in the seed
I feel the same way about the pain - Mike
I feel the universe functioning
I feel used! - Rita
I feel used, cheap, and dirty.  Could you do that again?
I feel very sick.
I feel warm, even secure - Crow
I feel we must postpone action until we learn more. - Picard
I feel you must blame your own perverse urges - Picard
I feel you ought to know I'm feeling exceptionally depressed
I feel young. -- Kirk
I feel your anger towards me and I forgive you for it. - Winn
I feel your pain (and I like it!)
I feel your pain, I really do!  &lt;chucking the EB's chin&gt;-Anna Steven
I feel your pain, I will assimilate it - Clinton of Borg
I feel your pain...no, I do, honest!
I feel your tongue flicking over the hardened pebbles of my nipples!
I feel your wallet...er, ah... I mean pain! -our Prez
I feel.. great *pain*, Captain.  Who let the virgin on board?
I feel...I feel ashamed. - Q
I feet it.  My mind.  It's going.  I feel it
I fell asleep during "Deep Throat". -Joan Collins
I fell asleep in the mess tent and two guys siphoned me. - Radar
I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on, so I woke up from sheer boredom
I fell asleep. Moreau-2
I fell off the wagon...Bulletin Boarders Anonymous
I fell to the country just to burn like the sky - Roland
I fell, pell mell for Kim Cattrall - Crow sings
I fell, pell mell, for Kim Cattrall! -- Crow T. Robot
I felt a great disturbance in the Force
I felt a great disturbance in the Force-Star Wars
I felt a great disturbance in the Force. - Obi Wan Kenobi
I felt a great disturbance in the Force... -Star Wars
I felt a kind of forlorn sense of being lost in a world of incredibly stupid and malicious dwarfs. - Aleister Crowley
I felt a shadow cross my heart  Nobody's Hero
I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol. - Homer
I felt just like Donna Reed - Crow
I felt just like Donna Reed! -- Crow T. Robot
I felt like music. Uhura
I felt so bad that I had to go to church TWICE on Sunday.
I felt so cold and empty--like a lost soul out of place.&lt;Poison&gt;
I felt sorry for him. - Quark
I felt there was room for ALL philosophies on this station. - Sisko
I felt you coming girl... - Nick Cave
I fight authority, authority doesn't always win
I fight crime... I shoot back.
I fight evil wherever it is! Except in dark, scary places.
I fight for my friends! And you're not one of them! - Sailor Moon
I fight for what I believe in. I'm a mercenary, and what I believe in is
I fight my own battles! --G'Kar
I fight to the finish, 'cause I eat me spinach... -- Popeye
I figure in July I should have some time to breathe.
I figure that if God actually does exist, He's big enough to understand an honest difference of opinion. - Isaac Asimov
I figure that my psychic should know when to call me.
I figure the odds be fifty-fifty I just might have some thing to say.
I figure we can die here once.. maybe twice.. but no more.
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.  -Fran Lebowitz
I figure you'll get plenty of these here
I figure you'll get plenty of these here &lt;g&gt;
I figured a blessing of my own wouldn't hurt.
I figured it was superstition passed onto children. - Ro Laren
I figured it was you.  Nuts. Garibaldi to Ivanova
I figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.&lt;Brown&gt;
I figured out what I was doing right, it doesn't anymore.
I figured out why the world is a such Mess: God must be using Windows!
I figured out why the world is such a mess: God uses Windows!
I figured the life of a Disco Queen would be exciting, but- Dazzler
I figured you had a sense of humor. After all, you married her! -Mask
I file by decade - but I work slow!
I file it under "k" for... toy.
I filed it under "s" for insane.
I filled my hard drive with .GIFs, so now I message!
I filled out an application that said, "In Case of Emergency Notify." I wrote "Doctor." What's my mother going to do? --Steven Wright
I filtered all the twits and had no messages left
I finally discovered how they make ladies' bathing suits. First they take a stitch of nylon. That's all!
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it. --Rita Mae Brown
I finally figured out who's the undercover federal agent, his handle's
I finally figured out who's the undercover federal agent, his handle's
I finally found a way to wear the dog out. - Lummox
I finally found myself . . . now I don't know why!
I finally found myself ... that's why I'm not here!
I finally found oil, Tom gushed
I finally found the ANY key!
I finally get it all together, but forgot where I put it
I finally got it all together and promptly forgot where I put it
I finally got it all together but I forgot where I put it
I finally got it all together.  Now where did I put it?
I finally got it together, and I forgot where I put it!
I finally got it, now where'd I put it?
I finally got my act together and now I forgot where I put it!
I finally got my act together, now where did I put it?
I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart
I finally got some sense knocked into me, and... the bump to prove it
I finally got this debgd, dbugge, dbuged, dbuggd ...%$#@!
I finally know what RIP stands for! Ross Is a Pickpocket! - Heenan
I finally made ends meet, and they hate each other!
I finally managed to teach my dog to beg. Last night he came home with $15.00
I finally put one over on the Deveels! - Aahz
I finally repaired my metronome. Beat's working! 
I finally thought I had it made and they threw something else at me
I finally understand. This is the moment I was BORN for! - Garibaldi
I finally washed the mud off of mud
I finally went to the eye doctor.  I got contacts.  I only need them to read, so I got flip-ups. -- Steven Wright
I find @F's lack of faith... disturbing
I find @FN@'s breath offensive. It keeps him alive.
I find @TOFIRST@'s lack of faith... disturbing
I find Andy's lack of faith... disturbing
I find Mike's lack of faithdisturbing.
I find Orville's lack of faith... disturbing.
I find TV educational. Every time somebody turns on TV,I go into another room & read a book.-Groucho
I find a corkscrew handier than a gun
I find a corkscrew handier than a gun
I find circuses a little too sinister.  - Seventh Doctor
I find clever more enjoyable!
I find his breath offensive. It keeps him alive.
I find his lack of faith... disturbing.
I find humans are quite clean pets - HAL
I find it amusing Lorena get off - obviously NOT with her husband!
I find it amusing that you came from somewhre. --Marcella
I find it best just to ignore @TO@'s paranoid diatribe
I find it hard to sit still in one spot, and impossible to
I find it hard to sit still in one spot, and impossible to sit still in two spots
I find it odd that none of you are interested in witchcraft
I find it only fitting that MICROSOFT.COM is not a valid MS-DOS filename.
I find myself alone again, all alone with you
I find myself beside a stream of empty thought
I find myself intrigued by your sub vocal oscillations.
I find no absolution in my rational point of view.: Rush
I find none of this to be the case. - Mulder
I find push buttons very depressing
I find rocks everywhere. I think rocks are like hangers.-Anna Steven
I find sane people very frightening.
I find tagline management has become an important part of my life.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
I find that a bucket of Wesson oil works very well
I find that it helps me to think. Picard/Kamin
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)
I find the Commander keen, but as for the Duke? Nuke'm!
I find the male of the species intolerable, Tom mentioned
I find this difficult to say... - Bashir
I find this very credible and believable.
I find you guilty! said the judge with conviction.
I find you lack of faith in the forth dithturbing
I find you unavailable.--Picard
I find your bitterness extremely gratifying.--Gul Taran
I find your breath offensive. It keeps you alive!
I find your breath offensive. It keeps you alive. - Janier
I find your faith in Reality amusing
I find your lack of faith disturbing. -- Darth Vader
I find your lack of faith... disturbing.
I find your lack of faith... disturbing. -- Darth Vader
I find your lack of faithdisturbing.
I find your taglines to be unworthy of collection.
I finished a sixpack just to watch it die
I finished these and I'm ready for more. -- Kes
I fire a loaded mental cannon to the page. - Soundgarden
I fireball the Exorcist.   Laurel
I fired four warning shots into his back.
I firmly believe that every communist person is a maniac
I first had sex on a farm ; said Tom sheepishly.
I first had sex on a farm, *&lt;&lt;&lt;ICEMAN&gt;&gt;&gt;* said sheepishly.
I first had sex on a farm, @FN@ said sheepishly
I first had sex on a farm, Orville said sheepishly
I first had sex on a farm, Peter said sheepishly
I first had sex on a farm. Trust said sheepishly
I first had sex on a farm; said Tom sheepishly
I fixed it! - Wakko
I fixed ten dings in my Japanese door, Tom replied decadently
I fixed the tagline for you!
I fixed the toilet, announced Tom, flushed with success.
I flatly refuse to take on fake guilt under those terms.
I flew over the Pole; I'm not Polish, said Richard E. Byrd coldly.
I flirt shamelessly with members of the opposite sex
I float like an anchor and sting like a moth.
I flunked this lousy exam, said Tom testily.
I fly like an elephant and sting like a moth
I fly, and save planets in peril! - Space Ghost
I fly, therefore I envy no man or woman
I fogot my pass*****.
I folded the 5" disk to fit the 3" drive
I follow Borg astrology: My sign is irrelevant!
I follow the F-Plan diet. Wanna do lunch?
I follow the Law of Trees: Don't run into them, it hurts
I follow thee and the waters of death fight strenuously against me.
I followed the Dog till my shovel broke.
I fondd it tasteless but nonetheless *very* funny.
I fooled em! They think I know something!  Ah hah hah hah!
I for one am glad you're back - Mike to Tom
I for one am very soft. -Margaret. Is that true, Frank? - Trapper
I force my wife to wear clothing
I forego the vengence of my son. - Don Corleone
I forget
I forget myself, I want you to remind me --Divinyls
I forget the dream but I'm missing a pajama button
I forget the dream, but I'm missing my pajamas.
I forget what I should say, I forget what I should do.
I forget.  Is chocolate a fruit or a vegetable?
I forget...do you serve red or white wine with Orc?
I forgive my enemies...after their hanged!
I forgive you your blasphemy -- Q
I forgot I was Out of Memory
I forgot about that period of his life.  It could explain a lot.
I forgot all about Tek War.  TV's Frank
I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference
I forgot all about the Memory Conference!!
I forgot how to program the PFkeys on my keyboard.
I forgot how to spll my psswrd.
I forgot how to stop! --Beavis.
I forgot it tomorrow, so I'll do it yesterday
I forgot my "*****".
I forgot my *****word.
I forgot my hat. - Q
I forgot my homework. Can I fax it to you when I get home?
I forgot my lips! - Crow
I forgot my lips! -- Crow T. Robot
I forgot my password, and I can't call up
I forgot my psswrd.
I forgot my tagline file
I forgot tampons. Probably ok for tonight - Crow as guy
I forgot the dream . . . but I'm missing my pajamas.
I forgot the ending. I don't wanna ask Lobe, he'll just make stuff up
I forgot to buy some more memory again
I forgot to convert to real, Tom said pointlessly
I forgot to pay my brain bill.
I forgot to polish the clocks.
I forgot to take my memory pills!
I forgot what the dream was about...but I'm missing my pajamas
I forgot what to buy, Tom said listlessly.
I forgot what we were talking about. - Talyn
I forgot where I left my short term memory!
I forgot, therefore I am not.
I forgot. - Dax
I forgot...what does ammnesia mean again?  ;*)
I formatted my brain -- now my mind is blank
I forsee you needing some new bodyguards.  Now.
I forve your blasphemy. -- Q
I forward my paychecks to my Sysop.
I fought for the Southwe lost. &lt;Jesse&gt;
I fought my entire life,but for a good cause, for our freedom. -Kira
I fought the (fjords!) and the (fjords!) won.
I fought the Borg and the ... Borg won!
I fought the LOFT and the LOFT won - Tom on barn
I fought the couch and the couch won... - gypsy pete
I fought the lawn and the lawn won.
I fought the lawn but the lawn won!
I fought the war for your sort.
I found 27 voles in his storeroom! - Odo
I found @TO@.  Can I keep him?
I found Ed Begley Jr.  Can I keep him? -- Joel Robinson
I found God! If no one claims Him in 30 days, He's yours!
I found I could be.......entertaining. - Odo
I found Jesus, and he said, "Tag, you're it!"
I found Jesus.  I have him in my dungeon.  - Blackfang
I found Jesus. He's in my trunk.
I found Jesus...he was in the trunk of my car.
I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble. -- Augustus Caesar
I found a Windows secret! Add BUGS=OFF in your WIN.INI
I found a cuckoo's nest in my family tree
I found a happy medium, so I annoyed her.
I found a machine that would do half my work & bought two.
I found a mouse in my beer, eh.
I found a new friend underneath my pillow  --TMBG
I found a piano stool - thought they were housebroken!!
I found a piano stool.  I thought pianos were house-trained!
I found a piano stool. I thought they were housetrained!
I found a piano stool... I thought pianos were housebroken!
I found an immortality spell with a lifetime guarantee!
I found god in myself...& I loved her fiercely : N Shange
I found god in myself...and I love her fiercely
I found god in myself...and I loved her fiercely. -N. Shange
I found inspiration from reading the taglines!
I found it between Mrs. April and the women of the Ivy League - Mulder
I found it extremely interesting - Data
I found it hard/it's hard to find/oh well whatever/Nevermind
I found it! And now my finger stinks!
I found my Tony the Tiger Breakfast Bowl in an antique shop!
I found my Trill On Daxberry Hill..
I found my Trill on Blue Berry Hill!
I found my Trill... On Daxberry Hill..
I found my Trill... On blueberry hill
I found my Trill...on Blueberry Hill.
I found my TrillOn Daxberry Hill..
I found my answers in The Book of Mormon!
I found my kitty face-down in club soda. now he's catatonic.
I found my thrill on Blueberry (Anita) Hill.
I found my wife's G-spot - my neighbor had it
I found myself wandering in circles, lost and half insane
I found myself wandering in circles, lost and half insane --Alice Cooper
I found out why my car was humming.  It had forgotten the words.
I found some of Clinton's hair in my Pepsi can!!
I found something that can do the work of 10 men...1 woman
I found that film rather disappointing - Crow
I found that film rather disappointing. -- Crow T. Robot
I found that love was only true in fairy tales
I found the "ANY" key! It's next to the "OTHER" key.
I found the ARROW keys, now where is the BOW key?
I found the Pentium problem...there's one too many Gates.
I found the answer . . . but forgot the question
I found the light at the end of the tunnel. It was on a train!
I found the needle in the haystack, but lost my thread
I found the perfect woman. But she was looking for the perfect man
I found the simple life ain't so simple
I found the source code for life!  But I can't read it :(
I found the tests quite elementary - Data
I found these in my Email this morning. - Mulder
I found this Tagline in the cat's litter box!
I found this message in a pair of trousers Garak mended for me
I found this on a condom machine at a local tavern... "For a full refund, please deposit baby here!"
I found this on the Internet. - Scully
I found this scribbled on a condom machine... "This gum tastes funny!"
I found this tagline in the cat's litter box!
I found you to be a totally charming death person. - Gabrielle
I found your challenge overly verbose. -- Speaker-to-Animals
I frequently find myself thinking of Sneetches.
I frequently have my doubts.
I fully endorse your[PETA] First Amendment right... - Ted Nugent
I fully support Women's Lib, sweetmeat
I gEt `pAy & pLaY' and `bAcK-eNd pArTiCiPaTiOn'. -- Torgo
I gained 45 pounds in a week! Scott Calvin
I gamble on a third time, a fool'll tell you it's a charm.
I gather you drink. - Potter. Only to excess. - Hawkeye.
I gave 'em all a pretty big shot, Jim! - McCoy
I gave Tabasco up for Lent.
I gave a Boy Scout the 3-finger salute -- he rebooted!
I gave a penny for his thoughts, he tried to make change
I gave everybody the afternoon off,...I'm watching the store. - Kirk
I gave her Femme Iron if that's what you mean - Tom
I gave her a ring, and she gave me the finger.
I gave her something we can both enjoy--a sweater.
I gave in, and got myself cable. - Anna Steven
I gave it some thought (no, my hair didn't catch fire)
I gave it up until Lent
I gave my Electrician some shorts for Christmas
I gave my argument to the judge, Tom said briefly
I gave my computer the look & feel of a Mac. Then I shot it.
I gave my electrician shorts for Christmas
I gave my electrician some shorts for his birthday.
I gave my plants a special treat today. I watered them all - Maria S
I gave my view of the universe, and it committed suicide
I gave myself a migraine putting that damned thing together
I gave myself a tattoo - Mike after hazing himself
I gave myself a tattoo.  Mike Nelson
I gave myself to Jesus... and now He never calls!
I gave them to the Klingons, sir. Scott to Kirk on tribbles
I gave them to the Klingons, sir. Scott to Kirk on tribbles
I gave this to Shelley once. - The Crow
I gave to Dr. Kavorkian's Free Clinic in Baghdad.
I gave up AM after some pilot tried to land on my carrier! (JR Ham)
I gave up ASCII for Lent.
I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex.  It was the most *__________horrifying* 20 minutes of my life!
I gave up chocolate  - it was the hardest fifteen minutes of my life!
I gave up drinking, smoking and sex, until I got bored
I gave up grave-robbing when I took up journalism
I gave up horses once, Worst weekend of my Life!!!!!
I gave up jogging because my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my panty hose on fire.!
I gave up on finding a happy medium.  Settled for contented Witch
I gave up on finding a happy medium.  Settled for contented Witch
I gave up on my wife, I married my computer.
I gave up on total insanity, and settled for a mildly deranged
I gave up phone sex; my pubic hair gets stuck in the cord
I gave up phone sex; my pubic hair kept getting caught in the cord.
I gave up sex & booze - it was the worst 15 minutes of my life
I gave up sex and booze....  Worst 20 mins of my life
I gave up sex, beer, and smoking.  Worst hour of my life!
I gave up sex, smoking, and drinking.  Worst hour of my life!
I gave up the `boob tube' for a CRT
I gave up wine, women and song...worst 10 minutes of my life.
I gave you AMPLE bracing time. - Rimmer
I gave you a chance for greatness and you threw it all away - G'kar
I gave you my Purity, my Purity you stole - NIN
I gave you my purity and my purity you stole
I gave you something most mortals never experience. Q
I geek, therefore, I am.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can"t resist it. -- Mae West
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.  -- Mae West
I gess hukd on fonix wurkd for yoo too
I get ANSI waiting for the mailruns
I get E-Mail.  Therefore I am.
I get RAW on Monday nights!
I get RSI of the eyeballs reading this stuff.
I get a craving for chocolate chip ice cream that can't be controlled.
I get a discount cuz I blow up in bulk.
I get a headache when I try to see things your way!
I get a little warm in my heart when I think of winter
I get a little warm in my heart when I think of winter - Tori Amos
I get a sense of ... merriment from this tagline.  --Troi
I get a standing ovation just standing. - George Burns
I get about as oiled as a diesel train.
I get by with a little help from my friends.
I get by with a little help from my friends...  - Beatles
I get drunk, vomit, pass out & don't get hired - Crow
I get email, therefore I am. -Dilbert
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
I get everything i want when i get part of you -- NIN
I get exercise being a pallbearer for friends who exercised.
I get frustrated at times when so much DOOM is on the echo. - JHK
I get home at 5 and I take a big sip of an ice cold beer
I get into enough trouble without a Tagline!
I get into enough trouble without a recipe!
I get into enough trouble without a tagline!
I get it!  He's got his script taped to the floor! -- Crow T. Robot
I get it!  I finally get it! - Data ST:G
I get it!  Sex metaphor! -- Crow T. Robot
I get it! He's got his script taped to the floor!  Crow
I get it! Sex metaphor! - Crow
I get it, Beavis..you're a dork
I get it, spelling America with a "k", are we? -The Tick, being carded
I get it.  You're the wormhole aliens! -- Quark
I get junk mail, therefore I exist
I get lost in your metaphysical corridors. -Blaisdell to Caine
I get mail, therefore I exist.
I get mail... I exist
I get mail........ I exist.
I get mail; therefore I am. - Dilbert
I get most of my tags one by one off of real conferences now. As of today,
I get much more entertainment value from my PC than the boob tube.
I get my body into it, I guess that's what I'm saying. My body remembers the equations
I get my castles the old fashioned way.  I conquer them.
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer for my friends who exercise.
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise. --Chauncey Depew
I get my exercise by running up bills.
I get my exercise by stretching the truth.
I get my monkeys for nothing and my chimps for free.
I get my taglines off of the restroom wall ! &lt;G&gt;
I get names mixed up in Formula 1 all the time! - Steve Bell
I get no respect, no respect at all!
I get off for an hour or so each day
I get on my knees and pray, we don't get fooled again
I get quiet joy from the observance of anyone who does his job well. - William C. Feather
I get rid of the garbage layer & then I can do the real work.&lt;Allen&gt;
I get shot at every day! - Crow sings
I get shot at every day! -- Crow T. Robot
I get so shaky, and I feel so weak.
I get so tickled debunking bad personal philosophy! - Milquetoast
I get spaced out just thinking about it. Good luck on the Principia.
I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. - Zaphod
I get taglines the old fashioned way... I steal them!
I get that feeling with a pair of new pumps. - Klinger
I get the feeling there was no right answer to that question
I get the feeling; your friend doesn't like me. * Picard
I get the impression that Windows is written in compiled LOGO.
I get the news I need from Rush Limbaugh and Fox News Network
I get the news I need on the weather report.
I get the point!
I get the point. Can we make up now? Seska
I get the same old dreams, same time, every night.
I get these images occasionally.... - John Grove
I get this all the time. - Dot
I get this feeling I may know you, as a lover and a friend...Eagles
I get this from guys all the time. - Dot
I get this from guys all the time... SNAP OUT OF IT!! - Dot
I get thru here about once every 50 yrs. Make me a reservation.&lt;Jesse&gt;
I get to decide what tastes right.
I get to fly the Defiant. I feel real masculine.--Terry Farrell
I get up every morning at 6AM no matter what time it is.
I get vertigo just listening to tall stories.
I get vertigo just listening to tall stories. - Rincewind
I get warm all over when you get close to me.
I get weak in the knees, and I lose my breath.
I getz Buzy, I getz Buzy oh yeah
I give 'em to the Kligons sir...Where they'll be no Tribble a'tall.
I give a lucky Morn two thumbs up.
I give advice worth the price....free!
I give away Truth, why buy a liberal Democratic lie?
I give away truth, why buy Democratic lies?
I give away truth, why buy a lie?
I give good back
I give good message.
I give great fantasy.
I give it 95 for the beat and 98 for the lyrics
I give it... 2 snaps up
I give my damn CAT more meat than this!
I give my life to you!        bumpty   bumpty   BUMP
I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it. - Lady Mary Wortley Montagu
I give not a crap for thee.  Tom Servo
I give presents to the mother, but I think of the daughter.
I give up &lt;tearing up cue cards and tossing them in the air&gt;--DD
I give up, what is the meaning of life?
I give up, what was it? - Beverly
I give up. Push me that hollow log and I'll climb in.
I give up... you've got more Taglines than me.
I give you all that you want
I give you all you need to know - NIN
I give you an honest answer, I'd rather french kiss a skunk
I give you everything, my sweet everything
I give you power! I give you light! I give you love!
I give you the 15 &lt;SMASH&gt; . . .  er, 10 commandments!
I give you the 15 . . . 10 Commandments
I give you the 15 <SMASH> .. 10 commandments!
I give you the Confederation's finest achievement... The Behemoth
I give you the man who -- the man who -- uh, I forgets the man who?  -- Beauregard Bugleboy
I give you these 15...(CRASH!) Ten...TEN COMMANDMENTS!
I give you, gentlemen, a Democratic Republic...if you can
I glue all my bills together. It's a mail bonding ritual.
I go Crazy, Crazy, Crazy for you baby. - Aerosmith
I go bang bang now! - Peter
I go first class.  I just can't stay as long.
I go fishing, I catch nothing. I go to orgies, I catch everything.
I go for younger women; lived with several awhile!
I go in and out of comas all the... - Grandpa Simpson
I go on to a better place! -- The three-eyed alien
I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs
I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs.	-- H.L. Mencken
I go to bed early; my favorite dream comes on at nine. --George Carlin
I go to pieces, and I wanna cry.
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Calvin
I go to the opera every season to see how the other half sleeps.
I go to work to catch up on my sleep
I go to work to get away from my computer
I go up to the lich and pick his pocket.  (Famous Last Words)
I go up to the lich and snag his spellbook.
I go where the wind go you can't tame a wild rose!
I go with NO Tagline or 5 page closing!  Save the electronic earth! ;)
I go, where I wanna go  Wolverine
I go, yes, my character is getting a crush on Kes.--Robert Picardo
I golf, therefore I swear
I golf. I know golfers. And Bill Clinton is NO golfer! - Norman Oakley
I got $10 that they all die in the end... -- Crow T. Robot
I got *moderated*!  I feel so ... funky!
I got 10 that they all die in the end - Crow
I got 25 bucks and a cracker do you think it's enough
I got 356000 cps and my modem was sucked into the line.
I got 5 bucks on the lizard! - Tom as dino persues people
I got 6 percent in math. Is that good or bad?
I got Blue Wave for my wife.  Pretty good trade, huh?
I got Coleman Francis on my mind - Mike sings
I got HOW many personal messages today?
I got La'Machine for Cmas, On New Years, it cut off La'Finger
I got WINDOWS to behave. Put it in a DESQview/X window!
I got a 100% on my ethics test!  I cheated, of course
I got a 12MHz AT-286 for my girlfriend - GOOD SWAP!
I got a 14.4 modem and now my messages get lost even faster!
I got a 38 Special, up on the shelf...I'll sleep when I'm dead
I got a 486DX2/66 for my girlfriend - What a deal!
I got a Braile Playboy and it sure felt good!
I got a Harley for my wife.... it was a great trade!
I got a Harley-Davidson for my wife; GOOD TRADE!
I got a Motie in my eye.
I got a Nikon camera, love to take a photograph
I got a Tip......Don't Eat YELLOW SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got a baby to deliver - Mike as stork
I got a bad case of camera chafe. - The Tick
I got a bad feeling... -- Tom Servo
I got a bit behind when I sat on the dog
I got a bottle of Scotch for my husband.   Wow, great trade!
I got a bottle of Scotch for my wife.    What a great trade huh?
I got a brand new combine harvester, you got a brand new field
I got a brand new hangover for my birthday.
I got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you got a brand new key! 
I got a brother and well he shows me how, to make amends with it
I got a bunch of candy asses on my team - Crow
I got a car for my girlfriend.  Great trade!
I got a car for my wife. Best trade I ever made
I got a cat for my wife.  I think it was a fair trade.
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just faa dollar bill to everybody on the list
I got a cold... better switch your virus detector on!
I got a computer for my girlfriend - GOOD TRADE.
I got a computer for my husband, I thought it was a good trade!
I got a computer for my kids, I thought it was a pretty good trade!
I got a feeling inside, it's a certain kind, I feel hot & cold.
I got a flat rate.  The lease was removed, Tom ranted
I got a free will that I ain't even used yet...  Todd Rundgren 
I got a free will/and I'm dying to keep it...  Todd Rundgren 
I got a french modem! $%*()@!@#%$^$%#$*$ PAS DE CARRIER
I got a garage door opener.  It can't close.  Just open.
I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright
I got a garage opener. It can't close. Just open.
I got a gas cap for my Yugo -a fair trade, eh?
I got a gun for my boyfriend. Pretty good trade, huh?
I got a gun for my husband... Darned good trade, huh?!
I got a gun for my wife.  Good trade, huh?!
I got a gun for my wife.  Pretty good trade huh?
I got a head boiling. I should be getting back - Tom
I got a human on my back - Tom as kid jumps on ape guard
I got a human on my back! -- Tom Servo
I got a job on television.  I'm now the People's Court Jester.
I got a kick for a dog beggin' for love.
I got a kick for a dog beggin' for love. -- Tori Amos
I got a life once. Didn't like it. Traded it in for a bigger hard disk.
I got a life once. Didn't like it. Traded it in for a faster modem
I got a life once. Didn't like it.Traded it in for a bigger hard disk.
I got a life once.Didn't like it.Traded it in for a bigge
I got a life! - I simply cut back on my echo & conference areas! :-)
I got a life! I ordered it through my computer
I got a life, but wasn't sure what to do with it
I got a life.....   now what do I do with it?
I got a little birth mark on my left butt cheek - Tom
I got a look at your ship. It's an amazing piece of work. Sheridan
I got a lotta past, Joe.  Things accumulate. -- Andy Cord
I got a love like no other love.
I got a lump in my Poopy Suit! - Crow
I got a map of New York City just like that - Mulder (3x22)
I got a maxxed out Visa for Christmas!
I got a mind like a steel trap.  It's rusty & illegal in 19 states.
I got a mind like a steel trap: things wander in and get mangled.
I got a mind like a steel trap; it's rusty & illegal in 19 states.
I got a mind like a......what's that thing called?
I got a monkey in my crotch - Tom as Pepe & ape struggle
I got a monkey in my crotch!  Tom Servo
I got a monkey on my back -Tom as Pepe jumps on ape guard
I got a new CD player for my siblings.... Great Trade!
I got a new Lexus for my spouse; Excellent trade!
I got a new OS called Windows, so I deleted DOS
I got a new SoundBlaster for my siblings.... Excellent Trade!
I got a new car for my wife GREAT TRADE!!
I got a new doberman for my spouse; great trade!
I got a new ferret for my spouse; great trade!
I got a new phone.  Plugged it in.  Pushed REDIAL.  It freaked out.
I got a new shadow.  I had to get rid of the other one...  It wasn't doing what I was doing. - Steven Wright
I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one -- it wasn't doing what I was doing
I got a new shadow; old one didn't do what I did
I got a palace full of fantasies
I got a personal grudge against that rabbit, Jim. - McCoy
I got a personal letter from Ann Landers, was Tom's epigraph.
I got a phone bill, now I need a better job.
I got a pinhead, so this fits me - Crow
I got a point!  Do I win?
I got a problem.  What you did was *so* wrong... -- Mike Nelson
I got a problem. What you did was SO wrong - Mike to Bots
I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don't treat me right, shame on you. - Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong
I got a slug
I got a soul that can't sleep at night when something ain't right-RCHP
I got a spot that gets me hot...but you can't get to it.
I got a sweater for Chanukah. But I really wanted a screamer or a moaner...
I got a sweater for Christmas.  I wanted a screamer or a moaner.
I got a sweater for Christmas.  I wanted a screamer or a moaner.
I got a sweater for X-mas-I wanted a moaner or a screamer.
I got a sweater for X-mas...I wanted a screamer or a moaner.
I got a ticket for doing Warp 4 in the impulse lane
I got a used gun for my ex, pretty good trade, huh ?
I got a vision & the rest of the world wears bifocals
I got an "F" once on a question that asked my opinion.
I got an "Out To Lunch" sign, but should I hang it up or wear it?
I got an F on the test, Tom said degradingly
I got an HT for my wife... Good trade!
I got an answering machine on my car phone.  Message says, Hi, I'm home now, I'll call you when I leave the house
I got an award for Norway. What's the sense in that?
I got an eargasm from aural sex.
I got an idea!  Let's play `bounce the Minutemen' -- Freefall
I got an idea...and it's as HOT as my PANTS!!!
I got angry at an Italian chef, gave him a pizza my mind
I got arrested for PKUnziping in public!
I got arrested for going 14400 in a 2400 zone!
I got arrested in L.A. and boy am I beat!
I got arrested the other day when I tried to put my bank card in a live teller
I got as many people in here as I could. O'Brien
I got blisters on my fingers!!
I got bread and butter, I got toast and jam
I got bruises on my memory.
I got bugs.... - Pearl Jam
I got bumped from the flight. Anyone got a parachute?!
I got call-waiting; I need another answer machine
I got caught littering on the Information SuperHighway.
I got derailed by a dancer down in Dallas
I got down on the floor for *THIS*?! - Grandpa
I got elastic bands keepin my shoes on -Floyd
I got eleven nose jobs, I yodel in the nude. - Weird Al Yankovic
I got email from a blonde; there was a stamp on it.
I got everything but the part after "Now listen closely".
I got everything up to da part about `Now listen closely...' - Cat
I got excellent service, they heard I was a BIG TIPper!
I got fired from my job as an M&M proof reader, I kept eating the W&W
I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
I got five bucks on the lizard! -- Tom Servo
I got food poisoning today, but I haven't used it yet.
I got food poisoning today.  I don't know when I'll use it.
I got forty-seven of them.  Out of one hundred fifty. Scott
I got friends in low places.
I got grace in times of fiction, I got truth in times of fiction
I got gyped! There's none in here! - Wakko (about the vomit bag)
I got gypped! There's none in here! -- Wakko
I got halfway through the corner and ran out of talent - unknown racer
I got him! I got him!...Great kid, don't get cocky!...
I got in my innings. Don't worry about me. -Jim Carrey
I got in touch with my female side -- she's a lesbian!
I got into Mensa on a hockey scholarship
I got into aviation to meet girls
I got it all together, then forgot where I put it.
I got it for nothing but it was worth twice that!
I got it just by doing what you told me to do. Forrest Gump
I got it! I got it!
I got it, but I don't understand it.
I got it. I GOT it!!  I GOT IT!!!!.....i don't got it
I got jumped by a hedge
I got jumped by a hedge. - DieFladermaus, The Tick
I got jumped by a hedge. -The Tick
I got kicked out of L7 - Mike as plain looking girl
I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts for eating a Brownie.
I got lost in a nursery once. - Richie Ryan
I got lost in thought (unfamiliar territory)
I got lost in thought once. It's the only time I went. Easy to get lost in unfamiliar territory, y'know
I got lost in thought once... it was unfamiliar territory.
I got lost in thought, it almost took a search party to find me.
I got lost in thought, it was a very unfamiliar territory
I got lost in thought... unfamiliar territory, I guess
I got lots of free books. They say Public Library on the cover.
I got me a *celestial* body now! - The Tick
I got me a car and it's as big as a whale!
I got me a regular Ben Hur down here, doing 95 minimum - J.W. Pepper
I got me some spotted stuff...  - Buck
I got mercury poisoning, it's fatal & it don't get better
I got mine from a BBS that is now down.
I got moderated before I got to do anything wrong!!!
I got moderated once for *Lurking* in that conference!
I got morals, I just keep misplacing them
I got mugged on my way to MIDNIGHT BASKETBALL.
I got my act together and forgot where I put it!
I got my brain today .. what do I do with it?
I got my degree at Do Da Univ! Good ole Do Da U!
I got my finger caught in my ZIPper... AAAAARRRRRJJJJJ!
I got my floppy caught in my PKZipper!.
I got my glass eyes in about an hour.
I got my hope set high..that's why I came tonight - Amy Grant
I got my just desserts for deserting in the desert
I got my lashings.  Ohh, and sorry Tom, for draging you into this.
I got my line noise cheaper through Optus!
I got my mother-in-law a cordless bungee jumping kit!!!
I got my own Ferguson just like you always knew I would.
I got myself caught in a double jock-lock! - Crow
I got news for ya! THIS AIN'T MAKEUP! - Krusty
I got nine lives and cat's eyes
I got no prob with "Bob"
I got no use for you!
I got other things on my mind. I don't know what they ARE...-D. Dunn
I got out of bed for *THIS*!?
I got out of bed for *this*?
I got out of the plane before it crashed, Tom said dejectedly
I got paranoid when I found out people were plotting against me!
I got people to do and things to see
I got pulled over by the cops DURING my driving test!
I got real close to Elvis, but my shovel broke.
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
I got rid of my wife.  The cat was allergic.
I got rid of the children - because the CAT was allergic
I got rid of the kids - the cat was alergic.
I got rid of the kids, the cat was allergic to them
I got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic!
I got rid of the kids; the dog was allergic to them
I got run over on the Information Superhighway
I got six!  That's all there is!
I got so excited, I couldn't hold my oil!
I got so excited, I couldn't hold my oil! (Spaceballs)
I got some more Thread and now my jacket is full of holes.
I got somebody who will rock me all night long.
I got something to say, you know, but nothing comes. - Tori Amos
I got the Anti-Christ in the kitchen yelling at me again
I got the Honky Tonk blues.
I got the Jeep and she got the palace.
I got the Paranoia Blues from knockin' 'round in New York City
I got the answers.  Who changed the questions?
I got the anti-Christ in the kitchen yelling at me --Tori Amos
I got the bill for my surgery.  Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. -- James Boren
I got the car in the garage, but I had to go through the kitchen.
I got the clearance,Clarence. Roger,Roger. Vector,Victor?
I got the down to seeds and stems again blues.
I got the feeling my baby don't live here no more - Hendrix
I got the first three wrong, said Tom forthrightly.
I got the idea when going thru a car wash
I got the job because my husband is president!
I got the last word last night.. I apologized.
I got the pot of gold, but all I wanted was the rainbow
I got the stuff. You got the money?
I got the twelve o'clock news blues!
I got these a week ago. - Scully
I got these nude pictures of @F...!@#$*$ NO CARRIER
I got these nude pictures of the SYSO !@#$*$  NO CARRIER
I got these nude pictures of the moderat !@#$*$  NO CARRI
I got this ballpoint pen from a Yugoslav friend, said Tom acerbically.
I got this computer for my wife... WHAT A TRADE!
I got this dog for my wife. What a great trade!
I got this dress here - Mike wearing a dress
I got this feeling comin' over me
I got this neat key oard in a yard sale, ugger's got no   key.
I got this powdered water -- now I don't know what to add. -- Steven Wright
I got this tagline for my boyfriend - good trade!
I got this tip from my stockbroker, "For only 39 cents, I can supersize those fries for you."
I got this way from kissing girls.
I got tired of calling the movies to listen to what is playing so I bought the album. - Steven Wright
I got tired of loosin' my gun - Fox Mulder
I got tired of lurk mode. - Syndi Rose
I got to do a recital tomorrow - Crow
I got to give credit where credit is due
I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost nine today
I got to see Freddie Fender!
I got to see a lot of the countryside. Forrest Gump
I got to the station quickly.  My boss was already there.
I got two 38's pointing at ya - Tom as busty girl
I got two words for Van Gogh..'Say what?'
I got two words for you, buddy: plenty of overtime. Vin
I got up at a quarter to five. Hahahahahahahahah. - Elmer Fudd
I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals. -- Butch Cassidy
I got wet when Clinton soaked the (middle class) rich
I got you in a stranglehold,baby,then I crushed your face.
I got you now. Huhuhuhuhuhuh! - McVicar
I got you something.  Some nuts and hard boiled eggs. --  Frank
I got you're friggin hologram cover, RIGHT HERE BUDDY!!
I got your "Politically Correct" right here, pal!
I got your colored floppy, right here pal. &lt;G&gt;
I got your message.  What's up? - Sinclair to Ivanova
I got zip out of Freebird and Moonunit over there - Sheriff (3x22)
I gots it! I gots it! - Greasepit
I gots one job but I does it well! - Mike as guard
I gots'ta not brin' sheep t' class
I gotta BIG headache and it has Bert Gordon written on it
I gotta a heart, I got blood, Feel pain
I gotta admit that I'm a little bit confused -Floyd
I gotta bad feeling about this
I gotta be nuts; there are shells all over the floor!
I gotta blow! - Crow as wind demon
I gotta break the news to Sam.  Hope he's in a good mood. -- Al
I gotta call Agent Mulder. - Scully
I gotta call Agent Mulder. - Scully (Irresistable)
I gotta change into my tap pants - Crow as weird guy
I gotta clean out his spit valve - Frank on Dr. F
I gotta do everything around here!  Dr. Forrester
I gotta edit the tagfile
I gotta find Bubba! Forrest Gump
I gotta find Jimmy Hoffa. He has my car keys.
I gotta find why you always go when the wind blows --Tori Amos
I gotta finish alphabetizing my CDs - Mike
I gotta finish my morning coffee before I start replying!
I gotta get a better stalking schedule - Mike
I gotta get a hobby
I gotta get a new hat!
I gotta get me a new hat. - B. J. Moose
I gotta get my life some writers. - Calvin
I gotta get on that internet. I'm late on everything. - Jerry Seinfeld
I gotta get this right.
I gotta get to my depression class - Crow
I gotta get you out of here! - Kira
I gotta give my lobes a rest. - Klinger
I gotta give you your dream shot... from Top Gun
I gotta go - I'm expecting another call from you any minute.
I gotta go annoy my Sysop with dumb questions!
I gotta go drain the Super Dragon - Tom
I gotta go julliene something - Crow as Guiron
I gotta go julliene something -- Crow T. Robot
I gotta go model for a line of action figures. -- Joel Robinson
I gotta go spread the plague - Mike as squirrel
I gotta go to the little ninja's room - Joel
I gotta go, my igloo is on fire!
I gotta have my suffering so I can have my cross.
I gotta have my suffering so I can have my cross. -- Tori Amos
I gotta headache THIS BIG and it has Bert I. Gordon written all over it!
I gotta keep them all[in-laws] separated for the rest of my life. Geo
I gotta kill that boy, I just gotta
I gotta know you a bit better to invite you into my closet.
I gotta lay off the 'shrooms - Joel on dream sequence
I gotta load up the Steely Dan - Tom on guy with gun
I gotta load up the Steely Dan... -- Tom Servo
I gotta me a lobotomy.
I gotta practice my cymbals - Crow
I gotta run, the cat is stalking the mouse
I gotta run, the cat is stalking the printer
I gotta sit down and slip into a coma. -- Sam Beckett
I gotta start making up my own taglines
I gotta take a big indestructible whizz - Tom
I gotta thank God, 'cause he gave me the chance to rock HARD. - LL Cool J
I gotta thingy!  Bunion? Mashed potatoes? An IDEA?  Yeah, one of them
I gotta wash Eegah off! - Crow taking a shower
I gotta wash Eegah off! -- Crow T. Robot
I gotta' get back to Reality...now where is that stupid Blue dragon?
I grabbed it once, but I didn't shake it - Bill Clinton
I grade on an angle. -- Dr. Dimension
I grade reality on a curve.
I gradually reveal my needs to those who care about me
I graduated MAGNA CUM DENTE (by the skin of my teeth)
I graduated college with 103 degrees.   103 degrees?    I had a fever.
I graduated from the Peg Bundy School of Cooking.
I graduated from the Ted Kennedy Offensive Driving School
I graduated with a 4.0                             [blood alcohol levle]
I graduwated from a publik skool!
I greet you in the name of He Who Is Not to be Named
I grew up in a Camel lot.  - Guenivere
I grew up in the seventies, that's when drugs were drugs
I grew up on Mt. Everest, and everything has been downhill since
I grew up on the boulevard of broken dreams.
I grew up with nothing but pilots. Deep down you're all creeps
I grieve wit dee. T'Pau
I grok goodness
I grok the "Wheel of Time"
I grow old ever learning many things - Solon (630 -555 BC)
I grow old, I grow old, I shall wear the bottom of my trousers rolled
I grow weary. - King We grow azaleas! - Dot/Wakko/Yakko
I guarantee it. Would I lie? - Helmut as King Roland
I gues this sin't a good time to thank you for seeing us."--Mulder
I guess I bet get going. - Riker
I guess I have disposable income. I sure dispose of it fast.
I guess I just can't get it out of my mind. - Dax
I guess I never really understood the law  Todd Rundgren 
I guess I never was meant for glitter rock 'n' roll. -Buffet
I guess I picked the wrong week to stop posting to @N
I guess I should have stolen a taglne to place here
I guess I should have studied 'stead of watching 'Wrath of Khan!'
I guess I was a pretty lousy husband. Sisko
I guess I was kind of busy doing stuff. - Jake
I guess I was lucky. Bashir
I guess I was wrong, I just don't belong.
I guess I'd better pack an extra pair of boots. - Riker
I guess I'd better. - Dax
I guess I'll never change the World.. What a relief!!!
I guess I'll see you dancing in the ruins tonight
I guess I'm a child progeny.   -Calvin
I guess I'm being shallow, eh? - Anna Steven
I guess I'm just a sweet potato! :)
I guess I'm just addicted to my Junkie
I guess I'm just addicted to my Junkie . . . - Dodger
I guess I'm just frightened out of my mind. - Billy Joel
I guess I'm not surprised to hear that. - Troi
I guess I've always been a Superhero. - The Tick
I guess I've been wrong all my life, but so have billions of other people... Certainty is just an emotion. -- Hal Clement
I guess PeeWee Herman is out of the running for Surgeon G
I guess THAT'LL hold the little bastards for awhile.-Uncle Don(?)
I guess Will Rogers never met President Clinton
I guess a cynic smells different.
I guess autofellatio IS possible, said Tom, swallowing his pride
I guess datacomms is simple, once you understand it. (Terne)
I guess everyone needs something of which to be proud
I guess he /didn't/ not die with his boots on. --Rick, SN
I guess he had to wear his Limbaugh watch on his right hand.
I guess he thought I need more practise than you do? - Sito
I guess he'll be able to finish up the autopsy now, Scully - Mulder
I guess i'm going to convert to the way you do it,
I guess i'm not the only boy for you
I guess if I didn't write 'em I can use 'em
I guess if I was alive, I would've known that... -- Poltergeist
I guess it IS pinking shears - Mike
I guess it looses something without the costumes.
I guess it takes more than birthdays to get maturity!
I guess it was all a DREAM ... or an episode of HAWAII FIVE-O
I guess it what happens when you have multiple moderators.
I guess it's a girl thing
I guess it's a little too small for us to fly through. Paris
I guess it's been awhile since you had to punch a clock! - Riker
I guess it's better to be lucky than good -- Riker
I guess it's not a good day to be a bad guy. - The Crow
I guess it's what happens when you have multiple Moderators.
I guess its a question of Freedom. Just what is freedom to you?
I guess leavings gotten easy for you - Wesley
I guess my ears ARE big - Mike as weasely bad guy
I guess she's a child prodigy but then most children are.
I guess so. - Sito
I guess so...it's been a LONG time since I read that book.
I guess some things never leave you. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988
I guess somebody wanted to steal a Runabout. - O'Brien
I guess super heroes get used to this sort of thing
I guess surrealism's not your cup of tuna.
I guess that got pretty pathetic.              - Calvin
I guess that got pretty pathetic. - Calvin
I guess that has a certain unethical logic to it - Calvin
I guess that means Marxism - Groucho type is also dead.
I guess that means no Animaniacs, F!, and Pinky and the Brain?
I guess that one got by us - Sisko
I guess that wasn't such a good idea after all. - Kira
I guess that would have been the thing I missed.. :)
I guess that would hurt future book sales, huh... - Mulder (3x21)
I guess that'd be Chocolate Chimp -Crow on frozen monkeys
I guess that'd be Chocolate Chimp.  Crow T. Robot
I guess that's a subconscious thing...:)
I guess that's sort of a good thing, eh?  :) - Renimar Keth-Solamni
I guess that's what legends are supposed to be. - Joe Dawson
I guess the 'Q' stands for 'uality.' - Dilbert
I guess the Little League is even littler than we thought. -- D. Cavett
I guess the answer is yes. :) - Renimar Keth-Solamni
I guess the jokes on me, she said
I guess the spaceship was cut inhalf also. - Washuu
I guess the stench was too much for my men
I guess the word 'dweeb' doesn't mean anything to you?
I guess the worst part was -- NO TAGLINE  ;^)
I guess their culture must be very different from ours. -Misa
I guess their parachutes didn't open. - Mulder
I guess there's just a time for doing dumb things. -Vlad Taltos
I guess they got our message. - Ro Laren
I guess this isn't a good time to thank you for seeing us - Mulder
I guess this means Mutie really IS unique. ;) - Dire Wolf
I guess this means we can't get 30 minute pizza delivery -Tom Paris
I guess this was a bad day to stop sniffing glue.
I guess we DON'T have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore
I guess we all can't be imaginative.
I guess we can think that God has gone bad. -- Nitzer Ebb
I guess we can't. Janeway
I guess we finally did it, huh
I guess we have a problem, don't we. -- Hawkeye to Hoolihan
I guess we just keep to ourselves. - Neela
I guess we know who wears the pants in the Smith family. - Michaels
I guess we really _are_ different. - Riker
I guess we'll have to try and fly it ourselves. - Jake to Nog
I guess what they don't know won't hurt them! -- Quinn
I guess what they don't know won't hurt them! Mallory
I guess will just have to disagree to agree.
I guess you CAN'T judge a cover by its book!
I guess you always remember your first love.
I guess you can tell that Al's been into the mushrooms.--Carlin
I guess you could call it  mortal terror! - Barclay.
I guess you could call this `Cheesy Rider'. -- Tom Servo
I guess you could say I was the 'life of the party'! - Odo
I guess you could say that we're cut from a different cloth.
I guess you could say we just stepped through the looking glass
I guess you didn't leave me anything to read? - Duncan MacLeod
I guess you don't have access to your bbs's net_mail or you would have
I guess you guys got BIG MUSCLES from doing too much STUDYING!
I guess you have a lot of questions. - O'Brien2
I guess you weren't that persuesive. Q
I guess you wonder where you are.
I guess you'll have to fire me, sir."  "You're fired."
I guess you're not quite ready for that... - Marty McFly
I guess you're off to have your fun.
I guess you're on your own, Worm-boy. - Giant Trout, to Earthworm Jim
I guess, then, I would write this more suggestively
I hAVe aN IMPortant rOlE aS a BAd ExaMplE!!
I hAtE wHeN pEoPlE tYpE lIkE tHiS... iT gIvEs Me A HeAdAcHe!!!
I hacked it, but I didn't get root - Bill Clinton
I hacked mainframes before there were pc's!
I hacked my smead, I hink I thave dain bramage
I had 'im, but somethin' yanked him away! Scott
I had 2 stop driving4a while,the tires were dizzy --s.w.
I had 3 kids once. Gave me indigestion
I had 42 Megs of taglines. Now I have 9 and climbing. -- Jack Butler
I had Barney's liver with some fave beans and a nice Chianti.
I had JELL-O today
I had Jello today!  TV's Frank
I had Jello today! - Frank
I had Malantesla one time. Made me itch like crazy - Tom
I had a GREAT time in Nam!
I had a House..but a Big Blue Wave came and washed it away!!!!
I had a Kahuna once. I had it removed - Crow
I had a Tagline to put here, but I forgot what it was
I had a Tribble once, Tasted like chicken.
I had a Tribble once...it tasted like chicken
I had a Trill once... tasted just like chicken
I had a _great_ time. - Geordi
I had a ball Friday, Saturday, and Sunday
I had a brush with Death, and later I curled with Delirium.
I had a cat once - tasted like chicken.
I had a cat once, but it turned into a dog, so now I have a dog.
I had a cat once.  Tasted like chicken.
I had a cat tagline, but the dog ate it.
I had a chicken once.  Tasted a lot like cat.
I had a chicken once. Tasted just like Tribble.
I had a chicken once. Tasted just like cat.
I had a close encounter, I never chew my food. - Weird Al Yankovic
I had a conflict - Homework or Dynasty. Dynasty won-Debbie
I had a dislocated funny bone &lt;OUCH&gt; but it's better now.
I had a dislocated funny bone,  but it's better now
I had a dislocated funny bone, &lt;*OUCH*&gt; but it's better now.
I had a dog Tagline, but my cat ate it.
I had a dog once... Tasted like chicken.
I had a dog, but he wouldn't eat the wife's leftovers
I had a dream Quark was the devil and he wanted to buy my Pagh!
I had a dream once, there was a war inside my head. - Fishbone
I had a dream that all the victims of The  Pill came back...boy, were they mad!! - Steven Wright
I had a dream when I was young/A dream of sweet illusion.--Queen
I had a dream:  Sword +1, +5 vs. Democrats
I had a dream:  Sword +1, +5 vs. Republicans
I had a dream: 901329082183901283082190380182038091283081 bytes free
I had a dream: DIR C: 98888728385729103805 KBytes free
I had a duel with a bottle of California Brandy. The bottle won.
I had a firm grasp on Reality.  Then I caught the Bluewave!
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. - Steven Wright
I had a girlfriend around here somewhere?
I had a good rock garden once....3 of them died.
I had a good rock garden.........but three died.
I had a grand time.- Me valde oblectavi.
I had a great Tagline... but it got stolen.
I had a great idea this morning, but I didn't like it. - Samuel Goldwyn
I had a great idea this morning, but I didn't like it... -  gypsy pete
I had a great idea, now only if I could remember it!
I had a great tagline here, but @F deleted it.
I had a great tagline here, but @F stole it
I had a great tagline here, but @TOFIRST@ deleted it
I had a great tagline here, but Dave Harper stole it
I had a great tagline here, but Dexter deleted it.
I had a great tagline here, but Gary Caplan stole it
I had a great tagline here, but Keith Scudder stole it
I had a great tagline here, but Orville deleted it.
I had a great tagline here, but Zackary Tippett stole it
I had a great tagline, but my wife wouldn't let me use it
I had a hamburger last night that whinnied. - Col. Potter
I had a handle on life ... then it fell off!
I had a handle on life, but it broke.
I had a headache once, then I got divorced.
I had a job as a Human Cannon Ball, but I got fired
I had a job lined up as a chimney-sweep, but the workload fell away
I had a king dressed in drip-dry and paisley
I had a lease on an OEDIPUS COMPLEX back in '81
I had a life once -- then I found a modem, BBSes, and then the Internet
I had a life once, but now I have a kid.
I had a life once.  I traded it in for a faster modem.
I had a life once.  Now I have a modem.
I had a life once... Now I have a computer.
I had a life once... but now I have a modem.
I had a life once... now I have a computer and a modem
I had a life once... then I discovered modeming! =)
I had a life once.....      Now, I have a computer and a modem.
I had a life once....but now I have a modem..
I had a life, then I joined Fidonet.
I had a life. Now I've got a modem
I had a lot of fun with that blonde, until she popped
I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx
I had a monumental idea last night, but I didn't like it.
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it - Samuel Goldwyn
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it. - Samuel Goldwyn
I had a multiple orgasm last week.  One on Monday, One on Tuesday
I had a near-death experience like this. - Crow
I had a normal childhood, but I overcame it.
I had a photographic memory, but it never developed
I had a pickle, but I dropped it
I had a praying mantis epiphany... - Mulder (War of the Coproprages)
I had a prejudice against the British until I discovered that fifty percent of them were female. (Raymond Floyd)
I had a psychic boyfriend who dumped me before we met.
I had a public shool educashun. caint you tell?
I had a rabbit once.  Tasted kinda like chicken
I had a rock garden oncethree of them died. --Mark Drake.
I had a run in with a cop. Boy, am I beat!
I had a shockproof, waterproof, dustproof, heatproof watch...I lost it!
I had a shockproof,waterproof,heatproof watch. I lost it!
I had a social life once, now I have a computer.
I had a speech ready, but my dog ate it! - Bart
I had a tagline once, but somebody stole it.
I had a tagline when I came in here
I had a terrible accident as a child. I was hit on the hand by a falling napkin
I had a thought but it died of loneliness.
I had a thought, and I lost it.. nothing new.
I had a thought, but it died of loneliness.
I had a tribble once...it tasted like chicken.
I had a troubled childhood - I was breast fed from falsies
I had a vasectomy,so you'll still be a virgin, no worries
I had a void in the shape of you! - Frank sings
I had a weirdest dream,so vivid,like it was completely real
I had a whole universe to myself. Kirk
I had a wreck in my car, 6 months later, I married him.
I had acquired the Innsmouth look. --H.P. Lovecraft
I had alot of fun with that blond, until she popped
I had amnesia
I had amnesia once or twice.
I had amnesia once or twice. - Steve Wright
I had an "African Ethnic Representational Doll" when I was a child
I had an Aunt Em myself once
I had an IQ test. The results came back negative
I had an affair but I didn't enjoy it and I didn't climax.
I had an ant farm but I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it
I had another bad hair day today. The government was in it.
I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had a accident
I had bursts of being a lady. Fortunately,it didn't last!
I had come to the place where the ghosts play at being ghosts.
I had dog once, it tasted like chicken
I had dreams of her dancing around me all night long
I had forgotten his name after the lobotomy - Joel
I had fun once, but it wasn't at all like this
I had heard there was a recipe on the internet for small sausages, but couldn't find a link. 
I had him killed. He wasn't responding to diplomacy.
I had him killed. He wasn't responding to diplomacy.
I had it out with my friend -- Pee Wee Herman
I had it to do over again, I'd let someone else do it.
I had low blood pressure.  My doctor sent me a bill.  I'm fine now.
I had made my peace and he had the indecency to die on me! - G'kar
I had moral fibre once, but I did not inhale. -@F
I had my Tourist Visa revoked.  Fortunately, I've still g
I had my Tourist Visa revoked.  Fortunately, I've still got MasterCard
I had my baby picture turned into a rookie card in case I get famous
I had my brain digitized.  The digit was 0.
I had my car's alignment checked -- It's Chaotic Evil!
I had my car's alignment checked, it came back Malevolent Evil
I had my car's alignment checked.  It's chaotic evil!
I had my car's alignment checked...they told me it was Chaotic Evil
I had my cars alignment checked.  It's a chaotic evil
I had my coat hangers spayed
I had my computer's alignment checked.  It's Chaotic Evil.
I had my head examined, they found nothing
I had my head examined.  They didn't find *anything*!
I had my head x-rayed today.  Nothing there
I had no choice but to hear you. - Alanis Morissette
I had no idea Canada was this much fun! - Crow as bimbo
I had no idea a simple Yoshi could be so strong. - Bowser
I had no idea it was such a ritual - Riker
I had no idea porn could be so stressful
I had no idea porn could be so stressful... -- Mike Nelson
I had no idea that history was your specialty. - Kirk
I had no idea you were on the station. - Winn
I had no idea you were so...formidable. Anan 7
I had no idea you were such a cad.  I'm impressed.  Q
I had no idea you were such a cad.  I'm impressed.  ... Q to Picard
I had no idea you were such a cad. I'm impressed. -- Q
I had no idea. NO idea at all! Sheridan Yes. --Kosh.
I had no more sick days left, so I called in dead
I had no shoes and I pitied myself.  Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes. -- Dave Barry
I had no shoes and wept. Then I met a man who had no feet.
I had no shoes and wept. Then I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Hey, man, got any shoes you're not using?"
I had nothing against women till I married one, now I have nothing!
I had one just like it - only different!
I had only 2 nerves left when I woke up AND NOW YOU'RE GETTING ON 'EM!
I had only one agenda with you, Chakotay. Seska
I had pancake makeup for brunch!
I had plastic surgery to conform to Feng Shui principles
I had proof of the existence of God, but my cat ate it.
I had rather be OVER the hill than UNDER it.
I had rather have a fool make me merry, than experience make me sad. - William Shakespeare
I had right of way but the other guy had a Mack!
I had sex almost every day. Almost on Monday; almost on Tuesday; almos
I had sex in Teletubby land
I had sex with Tony the tiger. It was G-R-R-R-R-R-EAT!!
I had sex with my husband and all I got was this lousy kid. 
I had some armadillo once. Tasted like tire rubber.
I had some armadillo once. Tasted like tire rubber.
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out
I had some help in taking advantage of the virgin, said Sam, oily
I had some hockey taglines, but don't know where the puck I put them.
I had some kind of  expiriences ... Mystical expiriences
I had some morals - luckily, I got my money back
I had some sense knocked into me, and I've got the bump to prove it!
I had some words with my wife, I didn't get to use mine.
I had such a bitch of a day! - Mike as priest
I had supernatural powers, I tried Windows... Now I'm 1st level again.
I had the car's alignment checked.  It's chaotic evil!
I had the dreamthe one with the rhino. -- Coty Wyckoff
I had the horns surgically removed
I had the invitation in my hand...and my arms fell off! - The Tick
I had this *really* strange dream... Scott Calvin
I had this terrible day at work. The computer broke down, and I had to think all day
I had this terrible dream that Axl Rose was singing We Will Rock You
I had this thing for knives. -- Leland Palmer/BOB
I had three kids once. I was hungry that night.
I had time to read mail before I wrote a mail reader
I had to add this stupid tagline or OLMS would choose a random one!
I had to admit I am the greatest. I was under oath.
I had to buy an extra cabinet for your file. - Freedman to Klinger
I had to censor everything my sons watched ... even on the Mary Tyler Moore show I heard the word 'damn'! -- Mary Lou Bax
I had to come over *here* to be a star! - Klinger
I had to delete Windows,my cat ate the mouse.
I had to discover your _real_ intentions. - Balok
I had to dump a chunk of long term memory
I had to eat a lizard & drink my own urine - Crow T. Robot
I had to fire my first mate from the boat, Tom said excruciatingly
I had to give up being a vegetarian because of the side effects.
I had to give up boxing because of financial reasons. I couldn't afford to buy any more smelling salts
I had to give up masochism - I was enjoying it too much. (Mel Calman)
I had to give up on being a vegetarian because of the side effects
I had to go potty - Mike as pilot lands
I had to hit him -- he was starting to make sense
I had to hoped to meet you in battle! - Kor to Kirk
I had to install a presure valve in my girlfriend's ear
I had to install a presure valve in my girlfriend's ear.  She's blond
I had to leave a little girl in Kingston town
I had to officer, God told me to
I had to quit jogging... It made my beer foamy
I had to quit nursing school; my nipples got too sore!
I had to risk more in life before I could risk more in poetry.&lt;Kaufman&gt;
I had to shoot him, judge. He tried to get away
I had to shoot him, officer!  He was about to hurt himself!!
I had to stop driving my car for a while.  The tires got dizzy.  s.w
I had to stop driving my car for a while... The tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
I had to stop to play a game with Yoshi. - Lakitu
I had to strike the dentist when he got on my nerves
I had to think once before I gave it a second thought
I had to throw out the chowder.  There was a dead clam in it.
I had to trust them,I was powerless, I could not resist them - Scully
I had to!  I was under oath!
I had too much to dream last night.
I had too much to dream last night. -The Electric Prune
I had too much to dream last night...
I had trouble in school. I was using a BLACK highlighter.
I had you in mind, Mr. Garrovick. Kirk
I hadn't seen anything like that since I left Pennsylvania.
I hadn't... at least until you posted this.
I hand pick my taglines...I only steal the BEST!
I hang around where the grass is greener
I happen to be a Republican President, ah, the VICE-President.D.Qualye
I happen to be propelling the ball w/my hoverskirt! - Tom
I happen to be rather attached to my bottom. -Rik, The Young Ones
I happen to believe you make your own destiny. - Mama
I happen to know a great deal about a lot of things
I happen to know a great deal about a lot of things. - Dr. Scott
I happen to like Bajoran stories... - Tracy Hemenover
I happen to like nice men. - Leia
I hardley recognised you with your clothes on!
I hardly even know you! - Dr. Scratchansniff
I hardly ever unroll it
I hardly feel those injuries I sustained - Crow
I hardly recognized you w/your clothes on  -Joel
I hardly recognized you with your clothes on.
I hardly recognized you with your clothes on.  Joel Robinson
I hardly said anything, apart from "geronimo". -- Rimmer
I hardly said anything, apart from `Geronimo
I hat typos
I hate 4 letter words - you know..like iron, cook, wash, dust
I hate 4 letter words like cook, dust, diet, iron, scrub
I hate 4 letter words: cook, wash, iron, dust, diet.
I hate 4-letter words! cook, wash, dust- Maggie
I hate 4-letter words!! cook...wash...dust...iron
I hate 4-letter words: cook, dust, wash, iron, work
I hate 4-letter words: cook, wash, iron, dust, diet.
I hate Barbie...that bitch has everything !
I hate Bloody taglines
I hate Brother Florian just on principal.. - Quickling
I hate DOOM for all its hype and lack of great programming. - JHK
I hate Iambic Pentameter Orville mused poetically
I hate Microsoft.  Bill Gates is the Great Satan
I hate Mondays
I hate Origin lines with no geographical information!
I hate Saturdays
I hate Shadows, they hate me, I'm a Vorlon family!
I hate Socks the cat as much as some folks hate Barney.
I hate Sysops that think they know it all
I hate TV Guide sometimes. - Anna Steven
I hate Tag lines!!! I don't read THEM!!!
I hate Taglines!
I hate Taglines. Taglines are evil
I hate Victor Hugo, said Les miserably.
I hate Vulcans.  I hate their logic. * Sela
I hate Yogurt! Even with Strawberries!
I hate all that silence - Calvin
I hate babies.  They're so human. -- H.H. Munro
I hate baronial politicking
I hate bathing my cat, I can't stand their hair in my mouth
I hate bathing my cat.  It takes so long to get the fur out of my mouth
I hate being a tagline!  Always last and at the bottom!
I hate being in brain fog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate being right all the time
I hate birthdays. They remind you your days are numbered.  Garfield
I hate broccoli, but in a sense, I am broccoli. - The Tick
I hate broccoli. Yet, in a certain sense, I AM broccoli! -The Tick
I hate brocolli, but in a sense, I am brocolli. -The Tick
I hate call-waiti'~ 2w..  NO CARRIER
I hate cats, unless stir-fried & tossed in dumpster
I hate cherry piereally. -- Lara Flynn Boyle
I hate climbing this winding staircase, said Tom coyly.
I hate cold showers. They stimulate me then I don't know what to do
I hate computers, and I refuse to be bullied by them.      Doctor #2
I hate converstibles. It's like riding in a car with no top on it
I hate daddy's GUTS! Shut up and eat what's on your plate
I hate definitions
I hate definitions. - Benjamin Disraeli, Vivian Grey Bk I, Chap II
I hate disintegration, watching us wither - Tori Amos
I hate dogs! Hush, and eat what's put in front of you!
I hate dying. -- Dave Johnson
I hate easy targets
I hate elevator music, the way we fight - Tori Amos
I hate emergency vehicles.  All the names are backwards.
I hate everybody, and you're next!
I hate flashbacks!  I hate flashbacks!  I hate flashbacks!  I hate
I hate flying. - Nick Knight
I hate for people to die embarrassed.
I hate four letter words!..cook..wash..dust..iron
I hate four letter words--like cook, iron, wash, diet
I hate four letter words: cook, dust, iron, wash, diet.
I hate four letter wordslike cook, iron, wash, diet...
I hate four-letter words:  Wash, Cook, Dust, Iron
I hate getting a shock by licking the stamps on electronic mail
I hate gold.  Fake gold?  Even more.
I hate guys with foot fetishes. I'm lick toes intolerant.
I hate hexa taglines!
I hate him he hates me lets hang Barney from a tree!
I hate him!  I wish my mother were here. - Alexander
I hate him, Odo. -- Kira
I hate his smell, I hate his company. --P.J. Harvey
I hate hookers that backwash.
I hate hospitals, they're icky!  They keep blood in refigerators!
I hate housework!  You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again. --Joan Rivers
I hate humans! They really get my goat,I'm not so fond of goats either
I hate humans! They really get my goat,I'm not so fond of goats either
I hate it when Humans think they have rights. - Any Computer
I hate it when I can't trust my own technology! - LaForge
I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted!
I hate it when I leave my lunch in the ready room
I hate it when I miss the really simple answers
I hate it when I'm right! - Yakko
I hate it when I'm right! -- Yakko Warner
I hate it when I've typed in a whole tag line, only to find it won't f
I hate it when his face lights up
I hate it when his face lights up... -- Mike Nelson
I hate it when my Neutrinos drift on me
I hate it when my Schwartz gets twisted!
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night
I hate it when my foot falls asleep, it's usually up all night
I hate it when my plane is pms'ng.
I hate it when my screen gets all GUI!
I hate it when my tagline is too long to fit in this spac
I hate it when people ask stupid quesions.
I hate it when the Tagline is just one charachter too lon
I hate it when the Version number ends in .00
I hate it when the government tells me what I need.
I hate it when the tagline is just one charachter too lon
I hate it when weird guys have Mary Kaye parties - Crow
I hate it when you move and everything gets misplaced.
I hate it! It is revolting! Another? Please.
I hate it! Its famous. Its a meteor. Thank you - Crow
I hate it, yes I HATE it! - Data ST:G
I hate knowing where food comes from. All the magic is gone.
I hate laundry month.
I hate line noise when I'm trying to-- NO CARRIER
I hate making predictions; especially about the future!
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am. -- Samuel Johnson
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am. --Samuel Johnson, lexicographer extraordinaire,
I hate me, I hate you, and I hate our whole life here! - Hawkeye
I hate me, I hate you, and I hate our whole life here! - Hawkeye
I hate metal on my teeth, Tom said abrasively.
I hate milking cows, Tom uttered.
I hate mirror episodes. - Anna Steven
I hate misspelled graffiti and no good grammar.
I hate mornings. They start too early in the day.  Garfield
I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the women.
I hate my Mom but I honor her anyway!
I hate my father's idiotic ideas
I hate my modem
I hate my neighbor...so I just eat the vegetables. - Dahmer
I hate my tagline!
I hate myself during Self-Esteem Improvement Month.
I hate oceans... Marvin
I hate paranoid people, they're everywhere!
I hate parties. - Odo
I hate payday.  -- Quark
I hate payday.  Qwark
I hate people who don't love everybody
I hate people who enjoy taking drugs; like custom officials - Lhyanna
I hate people who say "I know it's off-topic.. but..."
I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs -- like customs officials
I hate personal violence, especially when I'm the person.
I hate physics - Me
I hate pies with crumb bases, said Tom crustily.
I hate pineapples, said Tom dolefully.
I hate playing craps, Tom said dicily.
I hate puns. I'm a contrapuntalist
I hate questionaires -Worf
I hate questionnaires
I hate questionnaires -- Worf
I hate quotations
I hate quotations! - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I hate quotations.  Tell me what *you* know. -- Emerson
I hate quotations.  Tell me what you know. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I hate quotations. Tell me what YOU know. - Emerson
I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
I hate reading Victor Hugo, said Les miserably.
I hate repeating myself! I hate it I hate it I hate it!
I hate rhetoric, it's just greek to me!
I hate safe sex... the door keeps closing and locking me inside.
I hate self-referencing tag lines, like this one.
I hate sewers... they smell like poo-gas! - Freakazoid
I hate sewers...they smell like poo-gas! - F!
I hate sex on TV.  I keep falling off.
I hate sheep! ------ A True Kiwi!
I hate shellfish, said Tom crabbedly.
I hate silly tag lines!
I hate sloppy release code.  Probably why I don't go near Windows.
I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do. -- Lenny Bruce
I hate sweet potatoes, Tom yammered.
I hate sysops that think they know it all.
I hate taglines
I hate taglines Bah! :-(
I hate taglines that get cut off before the end of a sent
I hate taglines!  Who invented the things anyway?
I hate taglines, now.
I hate taglines.
I hate tailgaters on the Information Superhighway
I hate taking naps. Waking up once a day is bad enough
I hate temporal mecahnics. O'Brien and O'Brien
I hate temporal mechanics. -- O'Brien
I hate that question. Let's avoid that.  &lt;g&gt;  - Anna Steven
I hate that technical stuff!!!
I hate the British.  They're so f*cking pompous. -- Death
I hate the itching.  But I don't mind the swelling
I hate the way he says "Interesting Problem."
I hate these BLINKING s!!
I hate these `[0;1;5;32;44mBLINKING`[0m taglines!!
I hate these `[0mthese  `[0;1;5;32;44mBLINKING `[0m Taglines  `[40m `[0m
I hate these `either/or' questions... Rimmer
I hate these pigeons! This is the third hat this week! - Wakko
I hate these things.
I hate these wacky morning DJ's.  Crow T. Robot
I hate this eternal revenue tax!  uh... that's INTERNAL revenue tax
I hate this job - Principle Spittle
I hate this movie already! - Crow
I hate this movie already! -- Crow T. Robot
I hate this new uniform!  Bring back the GREEN!
I hate this tagline.  I really do.  LOATHE!
I hate this time of year when the food police come out.
I hate to assume people are stupid. They usually are, but
I hate to be cured and run. - Dr. Freedman
I hate to be repetitive.  I hate to be repetitive.  I hat
I hate to blow my own horn, but 'Beep Beep.'
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner! - Alanis
I hate to confuse myself with the facts
I hate to cook. - Joan of Arc
I hate to leave so soon
I hate to lose a fight!!! -Khyron 'The Backstabber'
I hate to repeat gossip so I'll only say this once
I hate to risk one of my lives for a politician. - Rita
I hate to say anything negative, but no. - Mike, Young Ones
I hate to say it bros, but... COWABUNGA!! - Vinnie
I hate to see any marriage go kablooie. -- Col. Potter
I hate to see fellow heterosexuals pawing each other in public
I hate to think I've been blinded baby, why can't I see you tonight?
I hate to type
I hate to type.....
I hate to wait on the money men.
I hate to wait on the money men. - Alan Grant
I hate to waste a drop -Dracula
I hate today. - Arthur, after kissing the Tick in Carmalita's body
I hate waiting at the Wormhole.Kids flying up to clean my viewports
I hate wearing that uniform! -- Nana Visitor
I hate wet paper bags
I hate wet paper bags. - Marvin
I hate what I say, but I'll fight 2 your death 2 defend it
I hate what you say, but I'll defend to my death your right to say it.
I hate when I get knocked off-lק NO CARRIER
I hate when he says "Interesting problem you have here".
I hate when my shwartz gets twisted!
I hate when people say, "Can I ask you a question?"  Ya didn't really give me a chance did ya there bud? - Adam Sandler
I hate whiners & crybabies.
I hate windsurfers, la-de-da-de-da. I hate waterskiers too, la-de-da-de-da
I hate windsurfers. I hope they fall in, and swim a bit, then drown
I hate windsurfers. What a stupid lot they are
I hate worms, 'specially the ones I just stepped on
I hate you forever! Boohoo! -Crow before Joel spanks him
I hate you meeces to pieces! - Mr. Jinx
I hate you, Milkman Dan.
I hate you, You hate me, I will kill your family.  -Barne
I hate you, You hate me.  Let's hang barney from a tree
I hate you, you hate me, let's throw Barney in the sea.
I hate you, you hate me, we're a disfunctional family
I hate you, you hate me.  Let's all go and kill Barney!
I hate you, you hate me. -Barney for the 90's
I hate you, you hate me..Kid, get lost and climb a tree
I hate you. Where's a tree? let's all go and hang Barney!
I hate you. You hate me. Let's go out and kill Barney.
I hate, I just *HATE* retractable claws - Calvin
I hated PKZIP 2.04c before you did.
I hated Rush Lamebo -- until I got my lobotomy.  (Limbaugh)
I hated Rush Limbaugh
I kan teL yuu enything aI wawnT. Whether yuu beeleev mee iz anudher ishuu.
I think Gay Marriage should be between a Man and a woman -Arnold Schwarzenegger
I think Gay Marriage should be between a Man and a woman -Arnold Schwarzenegger
ated it when my mom dressed up like that - Mike
I hated it! - Kira
I hated the '60's when it WAS the '60's! Arturo
I hated the 60's when it *was* the 60's! -- Professor Arturo
I hated you when we first met. O'Brien to Bashir
I hates meeces to peeces! Jinx T. Cat
I hates meeces to pieces - Mr. Jinx
I hates that crazy varmint!!!  Y. Sam
I have  an  urge  and I'm  fulfilling  it
I have *got* to stop bouncing those reality checks.
I have *plenty* of theories... - Mulder to Scully (Pilot)
I have .25 Clusters per Sector.
I have .25 sectors per sector
I have 100 GB of software - and all on 360K floppies!
I have 140 computer viruses in purple dinosaur shapes!
I have 1st amendment righ@#$%     NO CARRIER
I have 2 rules : 1) I am always correct 2) If I'm wrong read rule #1
I have 240 air conditioning in my car; 2 windows down at 40mph.
I have 3 Pentiums - heats my home all winter!
I have 3 networked Pentiums - heats my house all winter!
I have 40+ computer viruses in my zoo
I have 6,993 taglines. How many do you have?
I have CRAFT: Can't Remember a Flamin' Thing!
I have CRS...Can't remember...do do.
I have Canary fever..but it's tweetable.
I have Cary Grant Karma!  The Tick
I have ESP, PMS and a GUN, don't even think about it.
I have ESP, PMS and a GUN... any questions?
I have FIVE TIMES your strength! Khan
I have GOT to get me one of these! --Capt. Steven Hiller
I have Geco's brain, in a thimble on my desk.
I have IA...       Artificial Intelligence !            
I have Immortal longings in me.&lt;Shakespeare&gt;
I have Immortal taglines in me. -Tagspeare
I have Impedimentum memoriae
I have Inopia celeritatis
I have Internet how do I download from COOKIE SERVER?
I have MOUNTING Questions...are you a Sex Therapist?
I have Morbus irrigationis
I have NOT lost my mind, I left it over there, I think
I have NOT lost my mind, it's backed up on tape someware.
I have NOT lost my mind, it's here on disk somewhere
I have NOT lost my mind,it's backed up on tape somewhere.
I have NOT lost my mind.  It's backed up... okay, maybe I HAVE lost my mind
I have NOT lost my mind. It's ZIPped up somewhere!
I have NOT lost my mind. It's backed up on disk somewhere
I have NOT lost my mind. It's on disk somewhere!
I have NOT lost my mind. It's on disk somewhere!
I have OFFICIAL PERMISSION to do this
I have OS/2 because it takes less space than Dos and Windows.
I have OS/2 because it takes less space than Micro$loth DOS and Windows
I have P-M-S, E-S-P and a G-U-N - don't even THINK about it!
I have PLACES to see, PEOPLE to do!
I have PMS *and* a gun.  Any questions?
I have PMS and ESP. I'm a bitch that knows everything.
I have PMS and ESP...now I'm a bitch who knows everything!
I have PMS and I have a handgun..... Any Questions?
I have PMS and a .44 Magnum. Was there something you wanted to say?
I have PMS and a 9mm semi-automatic.  Any questions?
I have PMS and a Handgun.  Any Questions?
I have PMS and a Klingon Bird of Prey.  Any questions??
I have PMS and a gun. Any questions?
I have PMS and a hangover...any questions NOW?
I have PMS and a loaded gun, now, what did you say????
I have PMS, ESP and a G-U-N!  Any comments or questions?
I have PMS, ESP, and a G-U-N! Got a PROBLEM with that??
I have PMS, and I have a gun. Any questions?
I have PMS. What's your excuse?
I have PROOF aliens are among us - LOOK AT THE MACINTOSH!
I have Parkinson's disease and he has mine
I have REALLY gotta stop replyin' to tag-lines
I have THREE computers.  Can I breed them?
I have Taedium pellucidorum
I have Van Gogh's ear for music.
I have WIN 3.1, WFWG, NT, WIN95 & OS/2 for true DOS compatibility.
I have Windows 95...can I park in the handicap space?
I have Windoze95... Can I park in the handicapped space?
I have a  &lt;*SNORT*&gt;  high tolerance level. -- Brian Cullen
I have a   YEN   for things like that
I have a &lt;*SNORT*&gt; high tolerance level. - Brian Cullen
I have a 'full deck',..I am just a 'slow shuffler'!
I have a *wife*?      Good heavens, why wasn't I informed?  -jms
I have a 1.5Mb tagline file, and I need a sorter!!!
I have a 14,400 bps modem and 1.5 bps fingers.
I have a 14,400 bps modem, but only 1.5 bps fingers!
I have a 14.4 bps modem and 1.5 bps fingers!
I have a 28.8K bps modem and .5 CPS fingers!
I have a 33.6Kbps modem and 1.5bps fingers
I have a 33600bps modem and 2400bps phone lines
I have a 486 but my .357 is much faster
I have a 5.5 Meg recipe file, and I need a good sorter!
I have a 500MHZ computer and a 900MHZ cordless phone. Are they just making this crap up? 
I have a 9600 bps modem and 1.5 bps fingers!
I have a B.A. in social work, said Tom with a degree of concern.
I have a Betazoid modem -- it senses what boards I want to call.
I have a Betazoid modem -it dls what it senses i want.
I have a Betazoid modem ... it downloads the files it senses I want.
I have a Black Belt in Bourbon!
I have a CHOColate chip in MY computer!!!
I have a French monkey on my back.  GET IT OFF! -- Leary
I have a GUT feeling... way down in my TOES
I have a Mercede's buried in my yard.  My dog is an over-achiever.
I have a Mickey Mouse PC with a Goofy operating system
I have a Phd.in Frustration from Harvard Graphics U.!!
I have a Slick Willie in my family - T Kennedy
I have a TINY BOWL in my HEAD
I have a VISION!  It's a RANCID double-FISHWICH on an ENRICHED BUN!!
I have a bachelorette degree in computers. - Real live resume statement
I have a bad cold.  Phlegm at ten
I have a bad dose of....Genealogy Fever....and it's highly contagious!
I have a bad feeling about this
I have a bad feeling about this. - Leia
I have a bad feeling about this.. - All of the Star Wars characters
I have a bad feeling about this..--All of the character
I have a bad feeling about this... - Han Solo
I have a bad feeling about this... - Luke Skywalker
I have a bad feeling about this... - Princess Leia
I have a bad feeling about this....
I have a bad habit of telling the truth... - Kira
I have a ball -bearing mousetrap. It's called a tomcat
I have a barbecue deficiency. - Hawkeye
I have a barnacle on my botton, Mr. BigHead. -Rocko('s Modern Life)
I have a better question... - Jake
I have a bigger piano than this, Orville exclaimed grandly.
I have a black belt in haiku.
I have a black belt in origami--stop or I'll fold you!
I have a blender and a cat. Soups On!
I have a blip on the motion sensor, Captain. - Spock
I have a brand new hard drive and a corrupted backup!
I have a business opportunity that may interest you. - Nog
I have a cat in my lap and I can't get up!
I have a cheap sysop, no taglines:-(
I have a child's heart--in a jar on my desk
I have a chocoholic fervor: I observe all masses of chocolate
I have a chocolate chip in MY computer.
I have a circular dirveway; I can't get out
I have a clean mind-I don't let it get cluttered with a lot of facts.
I have a clear conscience - I have never used it
I have a code in my node
I have a collect call from Mars. Do you accept?
I have a collect call from Reality.  Will you accept...  &lt;CLICK&gt;
I have a collect call from reality, will you accept the
I have a collect call from reality, will you accept the - &lt;click&gt;
I have a collect call of the wild for Filbert Turtle...&lt;Operator&gt;Rocko
I have a complete memory record of that day. Data
I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
I have a condom, can I get a third degree?
I have a crank to start my car.  She drives me to work,too.
I have a cronic case of wonder lust  :)
I have a crush on you....!!!
I have a date with eternity, and I don't intend to be late -Soron
I have a decaffeinated coffee table.  You'd never know it to look at it.
I have a decaffeinated coffee table.  You'd never know it to look at it. - Steven Wright
I have a defective butt... it has a crack in it
I have a degree in C.S.--Creative Stupidity!
I have a deskview out my window
I have a destiny to fulfill. Londo
I have a dirty mind because I ran out of soap!
I have a dirty mind, I mud wrestle with my conscience.
I have a disk ache !
I have a dog who sits at my feet and licks my toes, does this count?
I have a dream .. C:&gt; 937498127857679023 bytes free
I have a dream .. DIR C: .. 999,937,498,127 bytes free
I have a dream too; Radio for the people, by the people!
I have a dream"Transfer completed (100,000 CPS)..."
I have a dream. - Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King
I have a dream. DIR C:.. "937498127857 bytes free"
I have a dream...  &lt;DIR C:&gt;....   "99934843928281 Bytes Free"
I have a dream... "Transfer completed (100,000 CPS)..."
I have a dream... DIR C: 1,987,999,937,498,127 bytes free.
I have a dream....90756435463 bytes free on drive C:
I have a dream...DIR C: 999,937,498,127 bytes free.
I have a dream:   C:\  93285298429872582 K free
I have a dream:  DIR C: 93285298429872582 kbytes free
I have a dream:  DIR C: 965,465,065,464,984,030,373,436 bytes free
I have a dream:  DIR C:&lt;enter&gt;  93984397847 bytes free
I have a dream:  Dir C: 345,932,938,999,011,234,543 free
I have a dream: "Transfer completed, 1000000 CPS."
I have a dream: 512845642 bytes free
I have a dream: C: 93285298429872582 Mega bytes free.
I have a dream: DIR C: 965465065464984030373436 bytes free...
I have a dream: Sword, +100 Holy Avenger vs. Politicians!
I have a dream:DIR C: 965465065464984030373436 bytes free
I have a drink problem, I can't afford it
I have a drinking problem. If Jake has 5 beers and Dan has 4
I have a drinking problem:  Two hands and one mouth!
I have a dynamic memory.  It needs constant refreshing
I have a fantastic memory.......but it's short.
I have a fax machine; I have fax waiting
I have a feeling I used to be the jealous type. - Ro Laren
I have a feeling that we are not compatible personalities.
I have a feeling that you'll NEED other contributors, Darren!
I have a feeling this is going to be real bad.  Joel Robinson
I have a feeling this isn't Kansas, Toto!
I have a feeling we're not being told the whole story here, Mulder
I have a female dog. I tried to mate her, she wants 50 biscuits.
I have a few of the political ones
I have a few that I made that I'm a little proud of
I have a file! I HAVE A FILE!! - Homer
I have a filter for that!
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humour. - Edward Albee
I have a firm grip on reality - now I can strangle it.
I have a firm grip on reality--by the throat
I have a firm grip on reality.  Now I can strangle it.
I have a firm grip on reality. I just strangled it.
I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
I have a firm grip on reality; now I will strangle it.
I have a firm grip or reality.  Now I can strangle it.
I have a foot fetish, but I'll settle for 7 or 8 inches.
I have a friend named Felix who can fix anything. - 007
I have a friend who is a B747 pilot. I said 'Hi Jack'. He shot me.
I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said "Hi Jack." He shot me.
I have a frim grip on reality...now to strangle it!
I have a full deck.  I'm just a slow shuffler
I have a gift for you. Miramanee to Kirk
I have a good eye, Uncle, I can see a church by daylight.  Shakespeare
I have a good eye, Uncle, I can see a tagline by daylight. --Tagspeare
I have a good eye, uncle - I can see a church by daylight.-Beatrice
I have a good memory, it's just short.
I have a good memory. It just doensn't last very long
I have a good mind, but I don't like to bore anyone with it. -Rae Dong Chong
I have a great (desq)View from all of my Windows
I have a great memory... it's just a little short
I have a great...sympathy for what your race has endured. Janeway
I have a grip on reality - just not this particular one.
I have a grip on reality, just not a particularly tight one
I have a grip on reality, just not this particular one.
I have a gun permit. The Second Amendment
I have a hard time being attracted to anyone who can beat me up. -- John McGrath, Atlanta sportswriter, on women weightlifters
I have a heart as big as the moon! As warm as bathwater! - The Tick
I have a heart like the US Army - open for all men between 18-35.
I have a husband and a dog. What the h*ll do I need kids for?!
I have a killer deck.... Uhhhh I forgot to add Mana
I have a knife of DM slaying.
I have a large cash flow -- In the wrong direction !
I have a large seashell collection.  It's scattered on the beach
I have a life!  I watch Animaniacs after work, so THERE!
I have a life!" - Fox Mulder
I have a life-sized map of the United States.
I have a life.  C:ANIMANIACS/CARTOON/FAKE/STUFF/LIFE.ANIM .....See?
I have a life.  C:\ANIMANIACS\CARTOON\FAKE\STUFF\LIFE.EXE .....See?
I have a life.  I just choose to ignore it
I have a life. C:\MYRA\LIFE.EXE - see?
I have a life. C:\STARTREK\ST-TNG\ST-DSN\ST-VOY\LIFE.EXE .....See?
I have a life. C:\VIRGINIA\LIFE.EXE.....See?
I have a list, they will never be missed
I have a little problem with authority ... - Spike, Dinosaurs
I have a love-snag relationship with recipes.
I have a love-steal relationship with taglines.
I have a magnetic personality - keep me away from diskettes.
I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in
I have a map of the United States .... it's original size ... it says one mile equals one mile. - Steven Wright
I have a map of the United States that's actual size.
I have a map of the United States, it says scale: 1 mile = 1 mile
I have a map of the United States...  Actual size.  Steven Wright
I have a million dollar figure-but it's all loose change!
I have a mind and the ability to reason; I don't need a Bible
I have a mind like a ... err ... hmmm
I have a mind like a steel ... animal catcher thingie
I have a mind like a steel ...uh...er...whatchamacallit!
I have a mind like a steel sieve
I have a mind like a steel trap, but it's a bit rusty
I have a mind like a steel trap; what DOES it take to trap steel??
I have a mind like a steel trap; whatever goes in gets crushed and mangled!
I have a mind like a steel... animal catcher thingie.
I have a mind like a steel... uh... thingamajig...
I have a mind like a steel....wazzat called?
I have a mind like a steel...thing...you know...doohickey.
I have a mind like a steel...thing...yow... a
I have a mind like a steel...uh.....thingamajig!!
I have a mind like a steel...um, what's it called?...you know
I have a mind like a steel...umm...whatchamacallit...-s.w
I have a mind like a steel...you know...doohicky
I have a nastier namebut it's really not fit to print. - Vhujunka
I have a new "User Surly" computer
I have a new law firm: Damne, Goode, and Reddy.
I have a new memory... so new, it doesn't fit in my head!
I have a new philosophy.  I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
I have a new philosophy.  I'm only going to dread one day at a time.  - Charles Schulz
I have a new philosophy. I am only going to dread one day at a time. --Charlie Brown
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles M. Schultz
I have a new philosophy: I dread only one day at a time
I have a pager that responds/vibrates/feeds back/resonates. So what?
I have a pass: C:\MARYLAND\LIFE.EXE. It lets me do *things*.
I have a passion for apathy
I have a patent cure for 'the kissing disease', said Tom monotonically.
I have a patient with many questions. McCoy
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat. Cut it. (Alfred Hitchcock)
I have a pet jellyfish named K-Y.
I have a photogenic memory.
I have a photographic memory (it just hasn't develped yet)
I have a photographic memory - but I'm OUT of film.
I have a photographic memory - but no film.
I have a photographic memory, but I've run out of film.
I have a photographic memory, too bad it was not developed
I have a photographic memory. What's your name again???
I have a photographic memory...but it's out of film.
I have a photographic memory; uh-oh, the lens cap is on!
I have a photographic mind...it never developed.
I have a picture of him doing it. - Dragonrider
I have a place in the universe, but I'm never in it.
I have a plan so cunning you could shave with it
I have a plan, and it's as hot as my pants, woow!!
I have a pornographic memory
I have a price on my head.  If I don't pay off Jabba, I'm a dead man.
I have a promise to keep. To slay the dragon? No, to heal it.
I have a question. You're gonna eat me aren't you? - Mike/#606
I have a rapier wit, but everyone keeps parrying
I have a rapier wit; I've just been using it as a broadsword
I have a rare photograph of Houdini locking his keys in his car.
I have a real bad feeling about this... - Han Solo
I have a real good memory, except it's short. Like my
I have a really bad feeling about this
I have a really bad feeling about this. - Han Solo
I have a really bad feeling about this...
I have a really good memory except that it's so short
I have a really good memory, except it's short.
I have a really good memory....only it's short!
I have a really, pretty bad headache - Mike
I have a reputation? - Mulder (Squeeze)
I have a reverse-silence problem at times.
I have a rich understanding of my finest defenses.  -- R.E.M
I have a right to be physically unattractive
I have a right to change people into who I want them to be
I have a right to know if I'm right. - Frank Burns
I have a rock garden but last week three of them died
I have a rock garden, but three of them died last week
I have a rock garden.  Last week three of them died.
I have a rock garden.  Last week three of them died. - S. Wright
I have a rock garden.  Last week three of them died. -- Richard Diran
I have a rock garden.  Last week, three of them died.
I have a rock garden.  Three of them died last week
I have a rock garden. Last week, three of them died...-Jym Fox
I have a rope and an ostrich feather, and I know how to use them.
I have a saddle too, Jean-Luc....  Beverly
I have a secret to tell from my electrical well
I have a sense of humor, I'm talking to you, aren't I ?
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I have a small piece of brain lodged in my head!
I have a soft head and a hard drive
I have a special mind that thinks in the dark.
I have a speech impediment . . . my foot.
I have a speech impediment.......my foot gets in the way.
I have a speech impediment....my foot!!!
I have a speech impediment....my foot!!! 08 Jan 96
I have a speech impediment...my foot!
I have a speech of fire that fain would blaze but this folly douts it.
I have a stiffy. - Beavis
I have a stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stutter!
I have a stupid question and I'm not afraid to use it!
I have a subspace message for you from your wife. - Dax
I have a sudden, irresistable urge to yodel. -- DarkWing Duck
I have a system that can run NT smoothly, but why waste it on NT?
I have a talent for idleness which is tragically wasted by my working here
I have a tarasque for a familiar, you know
I have a tatoo of Rush Limbaugh on my butt. Wanna see it?
I have a teflon brain - nothing sticks to it anymore
I have a terminal swap file.
I have a terrible headache,  I was putting on toilet water and the lid fell
I have a terrible rash! Must be the HERPES VIRUS I D/L'ed
I have a theory that it's impossible to prove anything, but I can't prove it
I have a ticket to the Good Life, but couldn't find the entrance.
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It is called an eraser. --Arnold Palmer
I have a twin brother; he's identical, but I'm not
I have a twin brother; he's identical, but I'm not
I have a very bad feeling about this. - Luke
I have a very firm grasp on reality!  I can reach out and strangle it any time!
I have a very good DENTAL PLAN.  Thank you
I have a very good memory - it is just short :-)
I have a very large dog and I need your help to walk it.
I have a very pessimistic view of life.   Woody Allen
I have a very pronounced feature: Babbling - Data
I have a very small mind and must live with it. -- E. Dijkstra
I have a vewwy gweat fwend in Wome called Bigguth Dickuth
I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Bigus Dicus'!
I have a vitally important role serving as a bad example.
I have a war wound. And IT doesn't...work - Mike
I have a warrant for you're a rest
I have a watch Kat! Just break in and she'll watch
I have abandoned the follies of youth for those of old age. (Depew)
I have about fifty photon torpedos locked onto it right now. Sisko
I have absolutely no intention of joining The Beaumont Society
I have accepted Provolone into my life!
I have added you to my computer data; assuring you immortality
I have alcohol-ism not alcohol-wasm.
I have all the erasers to all the miniture golf pencils in the world.
I have all the money I'll ever need -- if I die by 3 o'clock!
I have all the specs and diagrams at home.. - Sergei Roschenko
I have all the time in the world... I'm dead!!!
I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. -- Artemus Ward
I have already not made that point
I have already told you more than I know
I have always admired strong males -- Lwaxanna
I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane.
I have always been diametrically opposed to opposition!OJW
I have always been here. -Floyd
I have always imagined paradise will be a kind of library &lt;JL Borges&gt;
I have always loved (and never understood) art, music, and women
I have always noticed that whenever a radical takes to Imperialism, he catches it in a very acute form. -- Winston Churchill, 1903
I have always thought life was a case of grow or die.
I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke
I have amnesia and deja vu at the same time.  I think I have forgotten this before
I have an ANSI.SYS, and an ANSI.BRO as well
I have an American Legion dog. He stops at every post
I have an IQ of 6,000:  The same IQ as 6,000 P.E. Teachers
I have an O(1) algorithm for factoring very large primes
I have an advantage on the Postal Exam. I'm already disgruntled
I have an amputee fetish. I'm lack toes intolerant.
I have an answering machine in my car. It says "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."
I have an appointment with eternity & I don't want to be late.-Soran
I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
I have an eight-track mind, but I can't find a player
I have an electric knife. The turkey is unarmed. I will eventually win.
I have an envie for some good gumbo.
I have an examination tomorrow which I intend to pass. * Rimmer
I have an excellent disguise. - Garibaldi
I have an exceptionally high Q.I.
I have an existential map.  It has "You are here" written all over it. -- Steven Wright
I have an extended business trip, and NO laptop &lt;sigh&gt;
I have an extensive library. - Connor MacLeod
I have an eye for a rather nice veiw.
I have an idea about that, Captain. Chakotay
I have an idea, and it just might be crazy enough to work!- Tick
I have an idea. - Yakko
I have an important role as a bad example.
I have an inferiority complex, but it isn't a very good one
I have an inferiority complex. I think everyone is inferior to me.
I have an intense desire to return to the womb, anybody's
I have an interesting structuring of my words way.
I have an interesting way of my words structuring
I have an open mind:  my brains keep falling out
I have an orb to sell to the Bajorans. Zek
I have an understanding with my local police -- I have them outgunned, but they have me outnumbered
I have another tagline just like this one
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it. --George Carlin
I have as much in common with David Duke as Tupac Shakur.
I have bad ears. They hear everything @F says
I have bad eyes. They see everything that @F writes
I have bad news for you. Major Kira has an airtight alibi. Odo
I have become Death, the Shatterer of Worlds.
I have become Death, the destroyer of worlds. - Dr. Robert Oppenheimer
I have become comfortable numb
I have become comfortably numb -Floyd
I have become comfortably numb.
I have become comfortably numb.  - Pink Floyd
I have become comfortably numb.  P.F
I have become comfortably numb. - Pink Floyd
I have become comfortably numb...
I have become cumbersome to this  world.    I have become cumbersome to my girl. --7M3
I have become me without my consent
I have become....comfortably numb
I have been a stranger in a strange land. - Exodus 2:22
I have been accused of being human.  It's a lie.
I have been accused of being out of phase with reality myself!
I have been blessed to have lived in the time of Reagan and Limbaugh.
I have been designated the official "agitator" there by the moderator.
I have been diagnosed with Blue Wave Fever. It's catching too!
I have been drunk now for more than two weeks
I have been entertaining two 18 year old girls-S. Amendolea
I have been given one moment from heaven.   Enya
I have been in your place before, Mr Garibaldi - Londo
I have been laid up with intentional flu. - Samuel Goldwyn
I have been on fidonet for MANY years now, I have now
I have been on the bridge that spans 2 worlds..... - Mulder
I have been poor and I have been rich.  Rich is better.
I have been searching for you hooman!
I have been seduced by the dark chocolate side of the for
I have been shot 8x. And as a result I have almost missed
I have been shot 8x. And as a result I have almost missed work.-Ah Poo
I have been so completely beaten, and by a Yoshi! - Bowser
I have been told that Wagner's music is better than it sounds
I have been too lenient. - Adolf Hitler
I have been working here ever since they threatened to fire me
I have been, and always shall be your friend.  Spock
I have been... and always will be... your friend.  Spock
I have broken this man's index finger.  Who killed Edward Blake?
I have brought back something you have to try - Riker
I have brought you that our passions may fuse and merge!   Phantom
I have bungee fever and there's only one cure... BOING
I have bursts of being a lady,but it doesn't last long-Shelley Winters
I have bursts of being a lady; it doesn't last.
I have but four enemies: fear, ignorance, and math
I have but one asterisk for my country.
I have but one claw, but beware! -- Batty
I have but one pet cause today.  Ban the Bat
I have but three enemies: fear, anger, ignorance.
I have carried your soul.  I can't fill your shoes. * McCoy
I have castles in the soul of our sins!
I have charts and graphs that prove I'm right.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass
I have come here to chew gum and kick *ss. &lt;R. Piper&gt;
I have come here to kick ascii.
I have come to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of gum!
I have come to doubt all I once held as true.
I have come to tell you that you _are_ free
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle
I have comic books, I keep them in bags
I have completely reversed your perceptions of reality
I have concluded that life is an nP complete problem
I have crawled - down dead end streets - on my hands and knees.
I have crossed and recrossed the line between sanity and madness so many times that I have all but rubbed it out
I have cute taglines now, too!
I have da people - I have da plan - I have you sucked in!
I have decided that today is not a good day to die.
I have decided to allow you to do what I cannot prevent.
I have decided to devote my entire career to looking for a career.
I have decided to display my feminine self today. - Worf
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. --Martin Luther King, Jr.
I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.  -- George Bernard Shaw
I have designed an improved robot to remove your mask. - Pretorius
I have developed "Power Word Nuke".  Send me all your gold.
I have dieted 103 years and it hasn't done me any good.
I have difficulty remembering whose side I'm on. - Picard
I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room. -- Blaise Pascal
I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth and they never believe me
I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth and they never believe me. -- Camillo Di Cavour
I have discovered the heart of bushido: to die! (Yamamoto Tsunetomo)
I have dispatched an enemy - Hobbes makes a kill
I have done... questionable things. - Roy Batty
I have driven thru downtown Manhattan at lunchtime...on a
I have drunk of joy and I will taste no other wine tonight
I have dynamic memory, it needs constant refreshing
I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing...
I have dynamic memory--it needs refreshing often.
I have dynamic memory...please refresh me
I have eight children, Tom apparently said.
I have eight children, said Tom apparently
I have engaged the enemy.  The wedding is this Friday
I have enough gaul to be divided in three parts!
I have enough guilt to start my own religion.
I have enough money for the rest of my life, if I only live 'til 4 pm.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.	Jackie Mason
I have enough people pissed at me already!!
I have enough trouble single-tasking!
I have erased the thin line between genius and insanity.
I have escaped from a political correction facility
I have everything I had 20 years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.
I have everything and I WANT MORE!!!
I have excellent sleeping habits. When the sun rises, I don't.
I have excorcised the demons - Ace Ventura
I have exhaustive experience in manufacturing. - Real live resume statement
I have failed. Voval
I have fallen down @FIRST@, could you send me another beer?
I have faults but being wrong isn't one of them
I have favours for sale...but the price is quite high. - Satan
I have finally given Gary a new tagline file!
I have first amendent righ(@#$!9*&^ NO CARRIER
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. - Joan Rivers
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them......
I have fools on the left of me and feeders on the right - Londo
I have forgotten the German word for 'four' Tom said fearlessly.
I have formed a partial hypothesis.  I must check it out.  Spock
I have fought my way to the castle beyond the Goblin City
I have found God and He is shaped like a Big Mac!
I have found a clue! Now, where did I put it???
I have found insanity to be an aid in writing taglines.
I have found little that is good about human beings.  In my experience most of them are trash. -- Sigmund Freud
I have found power in the mysteries of thought -- Euripides
I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this... T
I have found that humans often use smalltalk during awkward moments
I have found that humans value their uniqueness... - Data
I have found you can find, happiness in slavery  - Trent Reznor (NIN)
I have found.....kind of temporary sanity...in this
I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world. - Thomas Edison
I have from an early age abjured the use of
I have full diplomatic access.
I have full diplomatic access. --Garibaldi.
I have full diplomatic accesss.
I have full diplomatic accesss. - Garibaldi
I have gained this by philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. -- Aristotle
I have given a name to my pain, and it is @N@!
I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman. - The Joker
I have given a name to my pain.  And it is Batman.
I have given a name to my pain. It is "@TOFIRST@"
I have given my pain a name..!!
I have given my pain a name.Windows
I have good news and bad news. The bad news is for you
I have got a disk ache !
I have got as much as I can from all of my known living relatives.
I have got to stop bouncing those reality checks.
I have grape beverages, Tom whined with clarity
I have great faith in agnosticism
I have great faith in fools
I have great faith in fools -- self confidence my friends call it
I have great faith in fools -- self confidence my friends call it. -- Edgar Allan Poe
I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence. - Edgar Allen Poe
I have grown a Teflon brain -- nothing sticks
I have grown older, and you have grown colder- Pink Floyd
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening.  But this wasn't it.  -- Groucho Marx
I have had great difficulty in determining what funny is - Data
I have had just about all I can take of myself
I have had just about all I can take of myself. &lt;S N Behrman&gt;
I have had my television aerials removed.  It's the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. -- Malcolm Muggeridge
I have had no _visions_, I have received no _insight_....! - Worf
I have half a mind to give you a tagline!
I have hard evidence of the efficacy of ginseng.
I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning. -- Plato
I have heard ENOUGH of your accusations! - Kurak
I have heard about people like me, but I never made the connection. -- McLean
I have heard many arguments which influenced my opinion, but never one which influenced my vote. - Sir James Fergusson
I have heard of only one politician that never lied.  His
I have heard their eerie howling
I have him trapped in my monitor
I have him, Captain, more or less. Paris
I have honors enough. Cochrane
I have how many macros?!?
I have in my hand a box of chocolate bunnies.
I have infected you. Sunan
I have invented the world I see.
I have it on good authority that I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
I have just enough white in me to make my honesty questionable. -- Will Rogers
I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row.  I do believe that is a record. -- Dylan Thomas, his last words
I have just one word for you, my boy...plastics!
I have killed my captain, and my friend. Spock
I have kind of an unusual lifestyle. -- Sam Beckett
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
I have know idea what I could be doing wrong
I have learned little from the years that fly; but I have wrung the colour from the years. - Frances Pollock
I have learned silence from the talkative
I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind. -- Kahlil Gibran
I have learned silence from the talkative.
I have learned that arrogance is a good trait-A. Corbin
I have learned that diversity is good-A. Corbin
I have learned that it is useless to argue with you - Picard
I have learned to use the word 'impossible' with great caution. ---- Wernher von Braun
I have learned tolerance from the intolerant, kindness from the unkind.
I have listened to the realm of the Spirit.&lt;Casey&gt;
I have little bunnies painted on my knees - Crow
I have little love for Beta 5 snobbery! Gary Seven
I have lived here before, the days of ice.   HENDRIX 
I have lived here before, the days of ice.  Hendrix
I have lived so many lives all in my head - NIN
I have lived too long with cautious thinking. Now I will make myself mad. --Rumi
I have locked out the controls. - Data
I have lost my mind, but it must be backed-up somewhere.
I have lost my strength of will. - Kirk
I have lost the immortal part of myself, and what remains
I have lots of comic books!  I keep them in plastic bags
I have lots of comic books! - TV's Frank
I have loved in justice and therefore died in exile. --Pope Gregory VII, guest lecturer
I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future. - Dan Quayle
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
I have made mistakes but I have never made the mistake of claiming that I have never made one.  -- James Gordon Bennett
I have made mistakes, but have never made the mistake of claiming I never made one. - James G. Bennet
I have made no undetected errors
I have made the orc metabolically impaired!
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. -- Blaise Pascal
I have many CHARTS and DIAGRAMS
I have mastered the fine art of dementia!
I have measured my life with coffee spoons
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. -- Eliot
I have melted the thin line between genius and insanity.
I have memory problems. Have I said that before ?
I have mixed feelings about ambivalence.
I have morals.  I just keep misplacing them
I have morals.  I just keep misplacing them. -- Quark
I have more hit points that you can possible imagine
I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole ____BODY! -- from "Cerebus" #82
I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole body!
I have more pipe dreams than an organist.
I have more quotes than most people have BRAINS, proving
I have more than I dreamed possible, brother - Lore
I have more than enough of almost everything.
I have more, if you're interested
I have multiple personalities. No I don't! Yes I do!
I have my Frosted Flakes hooked into my Serial Board
I have my Texas hunting license here.  -- George Bush, alleged Texan
I have my Texas hunting license here...  -- George Bush
I have my cat's permission to use my computer.
I have my doubts about disbelief
I have my faith, and I have my prayers
I have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them
I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them. - Samuel Beckett - Irish playwright - from The Unnameable
I have my mother's eyes.  They're in my pocket.
I have my official sweet and innocent id card =) -Tristessa
I have my official sweet and innocent id card =) -Tristessa
I have my orders from the Emperor himself. - Piett
I have my own form of protection
I have my own will, Captain. - Spock
I have my portfolio managed by Dionne Warrick.
I have my priorities straight... - Don Horton
I have my wife on a 4 year lease with an option to buy.
I have neither the inclination nor the time. - Kozinski
I have never asked for any trouble
I have never been hurt by anything I didn't say.
I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone
I have never been one to sacrifice my appetite on the altar of appearance.  -- A.M. Readyhough
I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. --Clarence Darrow
I have never killed anyone at the dinner table.  - Kurn
I have never killed anyone at the dinner table.  - Kurn
I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times
I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times..  M. Python
I have never known a country to be starved into democracy. -G.D. Aiken
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain
I have never let my schooling interfere with my educations.
I have never met a Moderator QUITE like you.
I have never met a chocolate I did not like. - Deanna Troi
I have never met a nymphomaniac.. If I had, I wouldn't be here.
I have never seen anyone eat TEN chocolate sundaes
I have never seen anyone eat TEN chocolate sundaes, but I'll try
I have never seen anyone eat TEN chocolate sundaes.
I have never seen anyone eat _ten_ chocolate sundaes before. -Data
I have never seen anything fill up a vacuum so fast and still suck. -- Rob Pike, on X
I have never seen anything so beautiful! - Nog
I have never seen this hat as long as my head has lived. - BJ
I have never suceeded.  When I went looking for trouble i
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.  --Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question. -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise"
I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question. -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise"
I have never verified any of the above allegations.
I have no _good_ answer to that question. - Bashir
I have no answer. - Spock
I have no beef with God.  It's His fan clubs I can't tolerate.
I have no concept of time other than it is flying. - Alanis Morissette
I have no country to fight for: my country is the earth, and I am a citizen of the world. - Eugene V. Debs
I have no delusions of ogre ancestry!  -Dire Wolf
I have no desire for you to become a vegetable. - Kor
I have no desire to damage my brain. - Kirk
I have no destiny.  The Guyver is just a weapon. -- The Guyver
I have no drinking problem. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.
I have no enemies, but all my friends are out to get me
I have no fear of losing my job, Worf said securely
I have no fear, for my teddy bear is near!
I have no genitalia, I sold my kids for cheese.  --Weird Al
I have no grasp of it whatsoever
I have no guilt to haunt me, I fell no wrong intent
I have no humble opinions
I have no humility. It's a virtue, but I can live with it
I have no idea
I have no idea how this got here!
I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it well.
I have no idea what I'm saying.  Over. - Tom Servo
I have no idea what I'm thinking.
I have no idea what it means, but I like it.
I have no idea what it means, but it sounds very impressive.
I have no idea what that means.  --  David Letterman
I have no idea what that meant.            - Dot Warner
I have no idea what that meant.  - Dot
I have no idea what that meant. -- Dot Warner
I have no idea what that meant. Dot, Animaniacs
I have no idea what's going on.  Crow T. Robot
I have no idea, but apparently it's worth a billion dollars! - Yakko
I have no idea, said Tom thoughtlessly.
I have no idea. - Sisko
I have no intention of being your token Maquis officer!
I have no intention of explaining to anyone.                     AGT
I have no intention of leaving.   Bette Davis
I have no intention of performing for your amusement! - Picard
I have no intentions of being your token Maquis officer.
I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are
I have no mouth and I must scream. - Ellison
I have no mouth, and I must SCREAM!
I have no mouth, and I must burp.
I have no need for friends, even less for enemies. -- Slag
I have no need of friendship - friendship causes pain. - Paul Simon
I have no need to read a science fiction novel. - Johnny Mckinney
I have no objection. Janeway
I have no objections to conformism.  I just never figured out how to make it pay
I have no on-line boyfriend; you're lucky this time.  &lt;grin&gt; - Anna
I have no opinion. -- Tim
I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive. - Albert Einstein
I have no powers! - Q
I have no problem with @F, it's His Fan Clubs I question
I have no problem with God.  It's his fan clubs I hate.
I have no problem with God.. it's his pushy followers I can't stand!!
I have no problems with God.  It's his fan clubs I hate.
I have no proof McDonald's Fries weren't mobile animals in the past
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight
I have no recollection of any memory loss.
I have no regrets. I voted for Winn!
I have no response to that
I have no rival, no man can be my equal
I have no self-control. My wife has it
I have no sense of smell! - Odo
I have no solution but I admire your problem
I have no solution but I certainly do admire the problem
I have no solution, but I really admire your problem.
I have no soul now, just taglines all over RWC... - Alyx
I have no special love for the Minbari, or their poets". -G'Kar
I have no sympathy for clumsiness. - McCoy
I have no tagline initiative
I have no tanlines.  Wanna see?
I have no time for fantasies. - Odo
I have no trouble parking-I drive a forklift
I have no vices for you to exploit. - Tosk
I have no vices for you to exploit. -- Tosk A challenge -- Quark
I have no way to escape. - Neela
I have not failed.  I've just found ways that won't work.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison
I have not heard a single whimper of complaint.
I have not lost my mind! It's on disk somewhere.
I have not lost my mind, it's backed up on tape
I have not lost my mind-- I know *exactly* where I left it
I have not lost my mind--it's backed up on disk somewhere.
I have not lost my mind; I know exactly where I left it.
I have not seen as far as others because giants were standing on my shoulders.
I have not yet begun to byte!
I have not yet begun to procrastinate
I have not yet begun to retreat.
I have nothing AGAINST cats. Wouldn't get that close to one.
I have nothing against Windows It's a great solitaire game
I have nothing against cats.  I wouldn't let one get that close.
I have nothing against my cat....it already shredded my shirt.
I have nothing against windows. It is a great solitaire game.
I have nothing but utter contempt for the courts of this land. -- George Wallace
I have nothing left to teach you @FN@. - Rayden
I have nothing more to say!  NOT!
I have nothing to declare but my genious. - Oscar Wilde
I have nothing to do and no time to do it. - D. Wolf
I have nothing to hide. - Richard Nixon
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. - Winston Churchill
I have nothing to say or feel about this situation - Mike
I have nothing to say, but I can say it loudly.
I have noticed a certain amount of ill humour on your part today
I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.
I have often looked at women and committed adultery in my heart. -- Jimmy Carter
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Publilius Syrus
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.&lt;Syrus&gt;
I have often walked on this street before
I have one hell of a headache. - Janeway
I have one nerve left and you're getting on it
I have one request: may i never use my reason against truth.
I have one share in corporate Earth, and I am nervous about the management.  --E.B. White
I have one word for you, Mrs. Troi: VD.  Look into it.
I have one word for you, Mrs. Troi: VD.  Look into it.
I have only myself to blame, I suppose. - Q
I have only one burning desire. - Hendrix
I have only one burning desire. Let me stand next to your fire-Hendrix
I have only one complaint: Why can't we have longer tagli
I have only one life.  I will live it armed.
I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a home run.  --Babe Ruth
I have only three months to live
I have only three months to live
I have only to look at the Graveyard to see that, milady. -6thDr.
I have opinions of my own but I don't agree with them.
I have orders to take you back with me. Just your head that is
I have others, but this will be a good start.
I have overcome my will-power and have started smoking again!
I have pampered my child. I've given him my genes.
I have partaken of the Great Banquet of Life.  What I need now is
I have partaken of the Great Banquet of Life. What I need now is the Great Alka-Seltzer of Life
I have perfect 20-20-20-20 vision. -Kolak of Twilo
I have petrified dinasour droppings...painted like Easter eggs!!!!!
I have planted, Apollos watered; but God gave the increase. (1CO 3:6)
I have played the fool. - 1 Samuel 26:21
I have plenty of WILLpower; I need some WON'Tpower!
I have plenty of do's but no don'ts, Tom said dauntlessly.
I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don't care.
I have plenty of talent and vision.  I just don't give a damn.
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care
I have prepared 2 meals for a tent full of simpletons!-Winchester
I have put together a nutshell of what happened.
I have reached my Beer D/L limit, I must U/L now!
I have reached my Beer D/L limit, I must U/L now!
I have read and understood the above.  X________________
I have read the INSTRUCTIONS
I have read your book and much like it.
I have read your book and much like it.	Moses Hadas (1900-1966)
I have read your unkind words elsewhere
I have reconsidered your offer. - Worf
I have resorted to turning messages into recipes.
I have returned because there is a great need in my people.-Kahless
I have returned from the dead to continue with you... - Mulder
I have returned!   You doubt me?! - Kahless
I have returned...and I will lead my people again! - Kahless
I have run out of cheeks
I have sailed farther than most men have dreamed. -- The Mariner
I have sang cowboy, love, blues & lullaby songs, now life
I have see the truth and it makes no sense.
I have seen enough of one war never to wish to see another. - Thomas Jefferson
I have seen gross intolerance shown in support of tolerance -Coleridge
I have seen hard evidence of the properties of ginseng
I have seen much better examples of that.
I have seen my enemies, and they are worms. - Hitler
I have seen old ships sail like swans asleep   Flecker
I have seen selfishness before!
I have seen strange before, but this breaks new ground.
I have seen the Great Pretender and he is not what he seems
I have seen the UNDERTAKER too !
I have seen the darkened depths of Hell
I have seen the data. Now bring me some I can agree with!
I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agr
I have seen the evidence.  I want DIFFERENT evidence!
I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence &lt;bg&gt;.
I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence...
I have seen the face of horror and his name is Clive Barker
I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.
I have seen the future and it is now the past.
I have seen the future of gaming and its name is DOOM ][.
I have seen the future of gaming and its name is QUAKE!
I have seen the future of gaming, and it's called SPISPOP
I have seen the future of hip-hop, and it is @TOFIRST@
I have seen the future of hip-hop, and it is Frank.
I have seen the future! It's just like the present but longer!
I have seen the future, and humans are not in it
I have seen the future, and it is now the past.
I have seen the future, and it looks a lot like the present -- only much longer. --Dan Quisenberry
I have seen the future, and it's pass
I have seen the future, it is just an extended present.
I have seen the future. I'm not going.
I have seen the future....Please shoot me NOW!
I have seen the future....and it SUCKS!
I have seen the future: it doesn't work!
I have seen the light at the end of the tunnel, and it is a train
I have seen the tagline and it makes no sense.
I have seen the truth and it is a lie.
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
I have seen the truth but I didn't really care much for it
I have seen the truth... and it makes absolutely no sense.
I have seen the writing on the wall! -Floyd
I have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket ... I have read the INSTRUCTIONS
I have seen things you will never see. -- R.E.M
I have seen your capslock key, and it's not pretty
I have seen your evidence... I want DIFFERENT evidence!
I have several X-files that document similar cases. - Mulder
I have shifting antigens.  Don't even try to find a cure
I have simple tastes. I am always satisfied with the best. (Wilde)
I have slipped the surly bonds of earth and touched the face of God!
I have so many Screen Savers, I could make a full length motion picture.
I have so many aka's my Front Door said "enough!"
I have so much to do. I'm going to bed.
I have socks older than this kid. - Hawkeye
I have some great news.  You just digested the bad guy
I have some interesting and original taglines.
I have some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.
I have some questions about your anus - Crow to Tom
I have some reservations about this plan. - Geronimo
I have some sewing to do, she said raggedly
I have something *better* than chocolate. -- Riker
I have something BETTER than chocolate. --Riker to Troi
I have something BETTER than chocolate.  Riker
I have something better than chocolate. --Riker.
I have something for you.  I don't want it anymore. - The Crow
I have something money can NOT buy: POVERTY!
I have something to give you; I don't want it anymore. - The Crow
I have something to say, it's better to burn out, then fade away!!!!
I have strange tastes Do you taste strange? {EG}
I have strange tastes....do you taste strange?
I have strength for all things through him who empowers me.... Philippians 4:13
I have stripped of all but pride. - Metallica
I have such a buildup of crud in my oven, there is only room to bake a single cupcake...
I have suffered from being misunderstood, but I would have suffered a hell of a lot more if I had been understood. - -Clarence Darrow, lawyer and author [1857-1938]
I have suffered more ghastly evenings with Shakespeare than with any other dramatist. (Peter Brook)
I have suffered more ghastly evenings with Shakespeare than with any other dramatist. (Peter Brook)
I have switched to metric, Tom expounded defeatedly.
I have taken all knowlege to be my province.  - Francis Bacon
I have taken it to heart.  Please hold my aorta.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill
I have tasted the sweets and the bitters of love. -Byron
I have taxed my brain too much to day no Taglines forever
I have that file, it's right he
I have that file, it's right he........
I have the Asian Flu
I have the Mars observer and I'm not returning it until I get an 'A' in astronomy
I have the Midas touch - everything becomes a muffler!
I have the _right_ to express my opinion. -Quark
I have the best Senator that money can buy.
I have the birth date of a 40 Year old.
I have the body of a god......Buddha.
I have the brain of a Liberal ... in a thimble on my desk!
I have the brain of a Republican, in a thimble on my desk
I have the brain of a socialist, in a thimble on my desk
I have the capability of movement within your ship. Nomad
I have the capacity to accumulate and process data, yes. HoloDoc
I have the curiosity of a 6 Year old.
I have the erasers to all miniature golf pencils
I have the fossil locked at 19200 and have told RA &
I have the furniture disease -- my chest has fallen into my drawers!
I have the greatest enthusiasm for the mission - HAL 9000
I have the heart of a Conservative in a jar on my desk!
I have the heart of a Republican... in a jar on my desk!
I have the heart of a boy. I keep it in a jar
I have the heart of a boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.
I have the heart of a child.  I keep it in a jar
I have the heart of a child.  It's in a jar on my desk
I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my desk. - Robert Bloch
I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar.&lt;Bild&gt;
I have the heart of a conservative...in a small jar on my desk.
I have the heart of a liberal ... in a jar on my desk.
I have the heart of a liberal.  I keep it in a jar on my desk!
I have the heart of a liberal...  in a jar on my desk!
I have the heart of a little boy--in a jar on my desk. &lt;S.King&gt;
I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk.
I have the knowledge, locked up in this puny brain - Q
I have the manner of a host, not a guest. - Tim Edwards 15/Oct/1995
I have the mind of a Conservative in a thimble on my desk
I have the mind of three men: Larry, Moe, and Curly
I have the morals of a Liberal ... in a thimble on my desk!
I have the most _wonderful_ holoprogram... - Lwaxana
I have the most perfect confidence in your indiscretion.
I have the oldest Typewriter in the world. It only types in pencil
I have the oldest typewriter in the world-it types in pencil.-s.w.
I have the oldest typewriter in the world. It types in pencil. - Steven Wright
I have the other half of Rush Limbaugh's brain.
I have the passion of a 20 Year old.
I have the patience of a 2 Year old.
I have the perfect plan! Squeezy Cheese! - EWJ
I have the power to HALT PRODUCTION on all TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES!!
I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia
I have the right to my thoughts about your beliefs
I have the simplest of tastes.  The best is satisfactory.
I have the simplest tastes.  I am always satisfied with the best
I have the simplest tastes.  I am always satisfied with the best.  -- Oscar Wilde
I have the simplest tastes. The best is satisfactory.
I have the strength of an 18 Year old.
I have the strength to endure the misfortunes of others.
I have the values of a Liberal ... in a thimble on my desk!
I have the wisdom of a 70 Year old.
I have this Bridge in Brooklyn which is for sale
I have this foreboding sense of evil... there's the postman
I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.
I have this real moronic habit I have, called THINKING.
I have this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.Marvin
I have this terrible pain in the diodes all down my left side.
I have this thing about lying.. - Dire Wolf
I have this uncontrolable fear whenever I see hair.  --Monty Python
I have three cases of kanar. - Quark
I have three chairs in my house: one for solitude, two for friendship
I have three megs:  Meg Ryan, Meg Keller, Meg Johnston
I have to admit.. this is a great tagline!
I have to admit... this is a great recipe!
I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
I have to attend my PhD oral examination, said Tom defensively.
I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
I have to bleach my hare.
I have to call 'em like I see 'em. - Richie Ryan
I have to convince you, or at least snow you
I have to convince you, or at least snow you ...  -- Prof. Romas Aleliunas, CS 435
I have to do it before I have time for second thoughts.
I have to do it myself, but I can't do it
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I have to face an Immortal and you tell me to cut and run?
I have to fix all the bugs, and add some new features, Tom maintained.
I have to floss my cat.
I have to fluff my shower cap.
I have to get there while I still can. Bashir
I have to go back.  I have to finish the puzzle. -- Tiffany
I have to go mow the laundry.
I have to go now, my fingers are getting hoarse
I have to go now.  The cat's eating the neighbor kid. &lt;click&gt;
I have to go now.  The cat's eating the piano.  &lt;click&gt;
I have to go now.  They need Me (aliens you know)
I have to go to court for kitty littering.
I have to go to the Rat Boy audition - Mike as geeky guy
I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.
I have to go undercover as Tony Roberts?
I have to go undercover as Tony Roberts? -- Mike Nelson
I have to go, I promised @F I'd let him buy me drinks tonight
I have to go, I promised @L, we'd bake a raisin nut cake tonight
I have to go, I promised @N I'd let him buy me drinks tonight
I have to go, I promised @TOLAST@, we'd bake a raisin nut cake tonight
I have to go, I promised Bullitt, we'd bake a raisin nut cake tonight.
I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening
I have to hand hold an android - Picard
I have to insert this spatula in your mouth, said Tom depressingly.
I have to jog my memory.
I have to keep helping her get pink troll hair out of the zipper. --No
I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.
I have to know what he intends to give to the Bajorans. Quark
I have to know what they're protecting... - Mulder to Scully
I have to let my dog out, she's getting too tight!
I have to make brownies for the Pinewood Derby - Tom
I have to operate immediately McCoy
I have to potty.  - Wakko
I have to push the pram a lot!
I have to rotate my crops.
I have to show you something. - Scully
I have to sing a run of eighth-notes, said Tom quaveringly.
I have to sit up with a sick ant.
I have to stay home and see if I snore.
I have to stop now.  My arms are getting hoarse
I have to study for a blood test.
I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink. -- Richard Burton
I have to think twice before I give it a second thought.
I have to to face an immortal and you tell me to cut and run?
I have to wash/condition/perm/curl/tease/torment my hair.
I have to wear my sports leg to park in a handicapped spot.
I have to wear this cast for another six weeks, said Tom disjointedly.
I have told you all I'll tell you... -- Destiny
I have tole you twict goddamit No!
I have tolerance for everyone... except Rush Limbaugh.
I have too many children, said Mary overbearingly.
I have too many fantasies to be a housewife.  I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe
I have tried in my way to be free.  Leonard Cohen
I have tried relaxing but somehow I just feel better all up-tight.
I have trouble believing it's a porcupine. - Don Horton
I have turned into a wishing well with legs. - Londo
I have turned into a wishing well with legs."--Londo Mollari
I have two cats: A large main cat and a small emergency backup one
I have two computers.  Can I breed them?
I have two orifices, but sometimes I work at home.
I have two pets:  A large main dog, and a small emergency backup one.
I have two things on my mind, one mail, the other female
I have used lots of software appilcations. - Real live resume statement
I have vays to make you talk, @FN@!
I have vays to make you talk, Trevor!
I have velcro on my butt!
I have velcro on my butt!  Kira[naked]
I have vivid memories of Romans attacking people in my state.-Clinton
I have waited many, many years. And now - it is time.. The traitor
I have ways of making money that you know nothing of. -- John D. Rockefeller
I have what I told you I needed, Mulder... proof - Dana Scully
I have with me two gods, Persuasion and Compulsion.
I have work to do. Rom
I have writer's block, said Tom contritely.
I have written permission to die in the attempt. - Col. Flagg
I have written you before but I think the net might have swallowed it.
I have you just where you want me. I think.
I have your mail, come get it!
I have'nt lost my mind. Its backed up on tape somewhere.
I have'ta take a cold shower - Mike
I have. I do. -- Lestat
I have... a terrible need... shall I say the word?... of religion. Then I go out at night and paint the stars. - Vincent van Gogh
I have...absolutely..._no_ artistic skills. - Kira
I haven's lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!
I haven't a clue. - Bashir
I haven't a clue. -Odo
I haven't been able to get a word out of Dax on any of this. - Sisko
I haven't been able to walk straight since I pinched Kira's bottom
I haven't been feeling so great, I swallowed a door knob, and it keeps turning my stomach
I haven't been wrong since 1968, when I thought I made a mistake.
I haven't been wrong since 1969, when I was a mistake.
I haven't broken the rules in a long time, I guess I'm about due.
I haven't come far enough, and don't call me baby
I haven't completely lost my mind, you know.  --Picard
I haven't decided yet. -Q to Picard
I haven't dropped a drink, I mean, drinked a drop
I haven't eaten a bloody thing all day. -  Dracula
I haven't even begun to retaliate
I haven't failed. I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. - Thomas A. Edison
I haven't figured out what keeps them alive yet. McCoy on tribbles
I haven't fought a windmill in a fortnight
I haven't found a customer service # anywhere in the manual either
I haven't found my connections, but sure did find some friends
I haven't fulfilled my daily quota of chair violence today
I haven't gone by the name #TN# since before you were born.
I haven't got a single recipe with the word -------- in it.
I haven't got a single tagline with the word chile in it.
I haven't got the kind of heart a lover can steal.
I haven't got time for this.
I haven't got time to play 'Choose the Changeling'!   - MO
I haven't gotten a mailbag today so nothing new to report.
I haven't gotten into trouble yet - Wesley
I haven't had a day like this in some time...  Satan, Animaniacs
I haven't had sex for so long, I've forgotten who gets tied up!
I haven't had sex in so long I forget *who* gets tied up.
I haven't had so much fun since I got my dick caught in the yabby pump
I haven't had that much luck with women. - Batman, to Chase Meridian
I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leade
I haven't had time for you in my life...That's A lie.
I haven't killed anyone in.. what time is it, anyway? -Janier
I haven't killed anyone yet, help me keep it that way
I haven't lived four hundred years. - Richie Ryan
I haven't lost it!  It's been temporally misplaced
I haven't lost my Necronomicon Pocket Concordance?  You've got it?
I haven't lost my memory, I'm just panning for gold.
I haven't lost my mind
I haven't lost my mind - It's backed up somewhere.
I haven't lost my mind -- it's around here somewhere
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
I haven't lost my mind! I've got a backup somewhere
I haven't lost my mind, I know exactly where I left i\S
I haven't lost my mind, Just my Hard Drive.
I haven't lost my mind, it's ZIP-ed up somewhere
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk!
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on the toilet paper..I think!
I haven't lost my mind, it's in background in Windows.
I haven't lost my mind, it's in the gutter right where I left it!
I haven't lost my mind, it's right here in this jar.
I haven't lost my mind, its backed up on disk
I haven't lost my mind, its backed up on tape somewhere.
I haven't lost my mind, its in the tagline file right where I left it!
I haven't lost my mind, someone misplaced it.
I haven't lost my mind--it's backed up on floppies
I haven't lost my mind.  It must be backed up somewhere.
I haven't lost my mind.  It's just swapped to disk.
I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on disk, somewhere
I haven't lost my mind..  It's backed up somewhere..
I haven't lost my mind..It must be backed-up somewher\S
I haven't lost my mind: it must be backed-up *somewhere*!
I haven't lost my mind;  I'm sure it's backed up on tape somewhere!
I haven't lost my mind; Kosh has a backup
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on an isolinear rod somewhere!
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on floppy somewhere!
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape and I can't scan yet!
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!
I haven't lost my mind; the slave hid it!
I haven't lost my sanity.  I just chose to ignore it.
I haven't lost the weight, it's right here behind me.
I haven't moved for hours. Why? I'm a mirror stalker!
I haven't put air in my fifth tire, said Tom despairingly.
I haven't read that Fairy Tale, Tom said grimly. Grimm]
I haven't read that Fairy Tale, he said Grimmly.
I haven't reneged on my promise, I've changed my mind. - P. Rinfret
I haven't seen 'okay' in what seems like years. -Kira
I haven't seen a Green Lantern in centuries. -- Quarra
I haven't seen a PXK in 20 years. - Scott
I haven't seen many from the mask. I will have to look. But
I haven't seen so many horizontal people since New Year's. -- Potter
I haven't seen such a hairy one of these in a long time. -Kemanorel
I haven't shot anything all day, Tom groused.
I haven't slept in 22 hours! What am I doing HERE?
I haven't the faintest idea what you are referring to.
I haven't the foggiest notion of what to do. - Anna Steven
I haven't the slightest idea -- Dr. Crusher
I haven't the software to deal with this! * Kryten
I haven't the time for thorax-thumping!--K't'lk
I haven't time to go chasing after him!  There's violence to be done!
I haven't told anyone's fortune. O'Brien
I havent lost my mind its backed up on tape
I havent lost my mind; its backed up on tape somewhere!
I havn't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape !.
I hear Demeter has gone a little mad. --Hades
I hear John Bobbit always leaves SMALL tips
I hear John Bobbitt is just nuts about his new girlfriend.
I hear John Bobbitt is the new spokesman for Snap-On Tools
I hear Michael's new cod-piece song is all about you.
I hear Pooper's locked up tight - Tom
I hear President Clinton is naming you Secretary of the Inferior.
I hear Reno, NV wants to change it's name... to Freedom
I hear a clock in this tomb, Tom said cryptically
I hear a mundane begging to be taunted.
I hear a sound, humming just above the ground - Course of Empire
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Chinese Proverb
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius
I hear he's nutty as a fruitcake. - Kirk
I hear music when CD lights up on my modem!
I hear my train a' coming -  Hendrix 
I hear my voice, and it's been here, silent all these years.
I hear radio waves in my head.
I hear rumours get started in this echo.  Pass it on
I hear she gives really good ear - Quark to his brother
I hear that Frank N. Furter is serving Meat Loaf tonight
I hear that rumours get started in this echo.  Pass it on
I hear the Schmaltz Police knocking on my door.
I hear the madness comes slower in the light... -- Killian
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
I hear the president is naming you Secretary of Soul.
I hear the president is naming you Secretary of the Inferior.
I hear the roar of a big machine, two worlds and in between.
I hear the sound of distant thunder echo all around -Coverdale/Page
I hear the sound of wings
I hear the sound that the machines make, and feel my heart break, just for a moment
I hear the things people don't say. -- Michael Hispard, _Skin_
I hear they drummed you out of the continuum -- Guinan
I hear they're coming out with a 12-step program for modeming addicts.
I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.
I hear you always cry after sex. I think it's the Mace
I hear you loud and clear, but the picture is fuzzy.
I hear you were the only one in your army outfit who didn't have to wear a helmet. They knew how thick your skull is
I hear you're a real smart feller, I mean fart smeller
I hear your feeling down.
I hear your lips moving, but I can't see what you're saying.
I hear your mom tried to give you away when you were a baby but no one would take you
I hear your voice in the darkness, yet the words aren't yours
I hearby appoint you Babylon 5's resident sneak - Sheridan
I heard 'em sing about it a million times.
I heard @F's mind has been on edible underwear lately
I heard @N say that Klingons are WIMPS!!
I heard @TOFIRST@'s mind has been on edible underwear lately
I heard Cinderella left home because of Salmonella's cooking!
I heard Clinton was going to Euro**&^%$*NO CARRIER
I heard Dale Shipp say, "QWK isn't a pain since I got Blue Wave!"
I heard George Hatchew say, "QWK isn't a pain since I wrote Blue Wave!
I heard Graham Newton say, "QWK isn't a pain since I got Blue Wave!"
I heard Linda Blair a most shocking story!
I heard Lucca and her dad have made another crazy invention
I heard Martin Pollard say, "QWK isn't a pain since I got Blue Wave!"
I heard Stan Zaske say, "QWK isn't a pain since I got Blue Wave!"
I heard Suzanne Traylor say, "QWK isn't a pain since I got Blue Wave 2
I heard Wayne Benner say, "QWK isn't a pain since I got Blue Wave!"
I heard a bit, and I hit it
I heard a hooker told him, 'Not on the first date'! - Jerry Lawler
I heard a voice like many bodies of rushing water. It was mine.
I heard about what happened in school. - Sisko
I heard about what happened in school. - Sisko
I heard angels sing, when I heard you whisper my name
I heard he died!  Er, washing his hair!
I heard her plotting. - Quark
I heard it simulates another person
I heard it simulates another person... - TEC
I heard it simulates another person...&lt;g&gt;
I heard it through the grapevine.
I heard it too...sounds like a cannonball...&lt;BOOM&gt;  -Porthios
I heard nothing from the FIDO Taglines Moderator. Enuff was enuff!
I heard of a man who died from drinking varnish. It was an awful sight but a beautiful finish
I heard on TV that the Catwoman is thought to weigh 140 pounds
I heard some of you got your families living in cages tall and cold
I heard that Clinton was going to raise taxes.
I heard that Dee Dee misses being on Clinton's staff
I heard that Jadeite was so stupid, he got stabbed in a shoot-out
I heard that Pyle! You piece of filth - Crow to Mike
I heard that all the brides of Dracula were Rednecks
I heard that the Moderator was goi#$&!#$&!  NO CARRIER
I heard that they made Pee Wee Herman an honorary Kennedy.
I heard that you got grounded -- Guinan
I heard the Word--wonderful thing--a children's song.
I heard the cries for revenge, for blood, for death. - Delenn
I heard the news today, Oh Boy
I heard the owl call my name, said Hoot
I heard them Talking On The Coconut Telegraph/2
I heard there was a lot of sex on television these days, but when I tried it I kept falling off
I heard these hand crafted words - Mike McMullin
I heard these hand crafted words from IAN to ALL
I heard these hand crafted words from Sarah to All
I heard they wanted to carve Clinton's face into Mt.Rushm
I heard they wanted to carve Clinton's face into Mt.Rushm. BOTH of 'em
I heard tuna fish! - Crow as girl enters kitchen
I heard what you said...I just don't care!!!
I heard you cheering. It meant a lot to me. - Buck Bokai 2
I heard you get a wicked rush if you breathe in prune box air- Butthead
I heard you had a thought once - but it died of loneliness.
I heard you have gone deaf, I'll bet you didn't
I heard you know how to turn them on - Wesley
I heard you said that I am crazy about you.
I heard you were at the dog show?  Who won SECOND prize?
I heard you were such an ugly kid your mother breast fed you through a s
I heard. - Kira
I heart my dog head.
I held on with one finger, so the other ten could rest.
I held the audience in the palms of my hands. You could
I hereby declare that mornings shall not start until noon. - G
I hereby sacrifice this message
I hereby sentence you to death by, uhh by
I hereby sentence you to death by, uhh..hehehe, saw off his tweeter!
I hereby strip you of all of your Princess Points.
I hesitate to answer that for fear that it might incinerate me
I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass...two years
I hit Ctrl again and again, but I'm still not in control!
I hit Turbo and my computer disappeared in a dust cloud!
I hit conference 7's #66,666! - Andre Viens
I hit my &lt;CTRL&gt; key and I'm still not in control.
I hit my CRTL key but I'm STILL not in control
I hit my CTRL key and I'm *still* outta control!
I hit my CTRL key and I'm still not in control.
I hit my CTRL key, but I'm STILL not in control
I hit my CTRL key, but I'm still not in control.
I hit the CRTL key but I'm still not in control!
I hit the CTRL switch, but this aircraft is still out of control!
I hit the dance floor every chance I get.
I hit you, you hit me, we're all bruised so ba-aaad-ly.
I hit, I hit.  I kill it.  -- Diceless Role-playing.
I hits Krako, Krako hits Tepo, Tepo hits me.."  Bella Oxmyx
I hold a cup of wisdom, but there is nothing within.
I hold a cup of wisdom, but there's nothing in there
I hold a very responsible position. When it goes wrong, I'm responsible.
I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing...   -- Thomas Jefferson
I hold my breath for naught, except to squeeze the trigger
I hold the secret to life itself! - Frank N. Furter
I honestly don't know! - Nurse Chapel
I honestly don't think that's a tampon
I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws
I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all
I hoo  I hoo  I hooked this tagline to a record player!
I hooked up my battery backwards, now my horn sucks.
I hooked up my hi-fi system to a pair of Bajoran Orbs and....wow!!
I hope Cochran's reading this echo.  &lt;grin&gt;
I hope Doodles Weaver isn't the Kitten
I hope Doodles Weaver isn't the Kitten...  Mike Nelson
I hope God has a sense of humor, but not a hell of one.
I hope I bought the right relish ... zzzzzzzzz
I hope I can handle what I have to do.
I hope I can solve my internal conflicts w/o bloodshed.
I hope I did not do anything unbecoming a Starfleet officer.
I hope I did this right!
I hope I did'nt bother you with a silly question.
I hope I didn't seem bitchy ... I can't afford it!
I hope I die before I get old
I hope I don't get run over again.
I hope I get what I want before I stop wanting it.
I hope I have enough cadmium red. - Calvin
I hope I have made this a more enjoyable war for all of us.-F. Burns
I hope I know what I'm talking about
I hope I look all right for my meeting with the Sun God
I hope I never get so old I get religious.  Ingmar Bergma
I hope I never grow up!
I hope I showed some promise - Riker
I hope I'm alive when your kids turn 16
I hope I'm dead because my pants are full - Tom
I hope I'm getting royalties on these things :) - Jalapeno
I hope I'm never out when my ship comes in.
I hope I'm not in the bath when opportunity knocks!
I hope I'm not interupting. - Picard to Scott
I hope I'm that feeble when I'm 200 years old! -- Picard
I hope I'm that frail when I am 202 years old - Picard
I hope I'm that frail when I am two hundred and two years old
I hope I've made myself clear....I'll be watching. ;-)
I hope Leopold doesn't find out about this - Crow
I hope O.J.'s next girlfriend is Lorena Bobbitt.
I hope Santa brings me that mistletoe belt I asked for!
I hope Santa will bring me that mistletoe belt I want.
I hope Sid pulls your voice box out! - Mr Potato Head to Woody
I hope Thelma Ritter mom before she died.
I hope flies don't go to heaven when they die. Too many of em.
I hope for your sake that you are initiating a mating ritual. B'Etor
I hope he gets stuck in his helmet! - Col. Potter
I hope he kills the Apple Dumpling gang! - Crow
I hope he puts in his 8 track of Aqua Lung - Mike
I hope he's here to brief us on the movie - Crow
I hope he's here to brief us on the movie... -- Crow T. Robot
I hope her last name wasn't Bodine! - Don Horton
I hope i won't be there in the end if you come around
I hope it doesn't take the rest of my life until I find what it is that I've been looking for. - Billy Joel
I hope it sucks you down
I hope life isn't a big joke -- because I don't get it
I hope life isn't a big joke. Because if it is, I don't get it.
I hope life isn't one big joke, because I don't get it
I hope life isn't one big joke, because I don't get it. - Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
I hope matters are a little clearer now.
I hope my mother gets hit by a steamroller, said Tom malevolently.
I hope she's not dressed in Saran Wrap again - Crow
I hope so!! This place is cleaner than CABLE TV!! :-)
I hope so. - Sisko
I hope some day you'll join us and the world will be as one
I hope someday a Pope chooses the name Shorty.
I hope someday you'll join us and the world will be as one - Luv, Hugh
I hope something GOOD came in the mail today so I have a REASON to live!!
I hope that "Kevorkians" that line of conversation!
I hope that Heaven has modems and BBSs
I hope that I get old before I die.
I hope that Schrodinger guy put kitty litter in there
I hope that Schroedinger guy put some litter in here. - Cat
I hope that bust your skull, Kazon puss-hog! - Neelix
I hope that doesn't hurt your army's morale
I hope that everyone will take precautionary measures.
I hope that growl wasn't directed at me, Ensign.  Worf
I hope that helps!  USENET:  DAN.MLODECKI@CANREM.COM
I hope that politically correct is *DEAD* before this decade's out!
I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle
I hope that the above helps you a tiny bit.
I hope that you will reconsider, Emissary. - Yarka
I hope that's a Jehovah's witness-Al
I hope that's a Jehovah's witness. -- Al Calavicci
I hope that's a phaser in your pocket Spock!
I hope that's enough!   That's all!
I hope that's enough! &lt;g&gt;  That's all!
I hope that's the scene police calling - Tom
I hope that's the scene police calling...  Tom Servo
I hope the Mars probe doesn't end up in Uranus!
I hope the Moderator will join us, and the echo will be as one!
I hope the ``Eurythmics'' practice birth control
I hope the cat will join us, and the echo will be as one!
I hope the day after I die is a nice day.
I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body  laughs you.
I hope the moderator will join us, and the echo will be as one!
I hope the next version of DOOM has purple Barney's to kill!
I hope the term "Politically Correct" dies before this decade does!
I hope there are a couple here that you can use.  I am looking for
I hope there were no complaints from those sucked in for Worf. -Anna
I hope there's a curse on *them*, too." - Mulder, on being exhumed
I hope these are the right coordinates. - O'Brien
I hope these are the type you are looking for, they were given to me
I hope these records are of interest to you.
I hope they blow up Blossom... -- Crow T. Robot
I hope they blow up Blossum - Crow
I hope they didn't miss the film's climax - Crow
I hope they didn't miss the film's climax. -- Crow T. Robot
I hope they don't find out that I'm faking. * Riker
I hope they kill Mr. Kotter - Crow
I hope they kill Mr. Kotter!  Crow T. Robot
I hope they name something new after Charles Schumer: a disease!
I hope they name something new after Charles Schumer: like a DISEASE!
I hope they weren't triplets
I hope this clears up some of the confusion.
I hope this helps!
I hope this information is helpful!
I hope this is 'aproximating English' close enough
I hope this is sweat. - Bart Simpson
I hope this little breach of security won't affect my Christmas bonus
I hope this may help any others with similar problems
I hope this scum has not...inconweenienced you. - Black Adder
I hope this tagline is worthy of stealing
I hope those fabulous CONEHEADS are at home!!
I hope to die peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car
I hope to hear from all of you soon. Happy Hunting!!!!!
I hope to see you again. Fate permitting. Freya
I hope wars getting smaller is a trend. - Col. Potter
I hope we can be friends - Picard
I hope we didn't come at a bad time. - Ivanova
I hope we didn't frighten the fish - 007 (Sean Connery - Thunderball)
I hope we know what we're doing-- Riker
I hope we'll still be friends.
I hope with all my heart there will be painting in Heaven.
I hope you REALLY don't talk like that, you sound like a geek!
I hope you brought the Orb of Wisdom with you. Zek
I hope you didn't jinx us.
I hope you don't fight like you talk! - Sherman Cliverbun
I hope you don't find me as stupid as a photocopier.
I hope you don't hold it against me. - Bashir
I hope you don't make a mockery of this. -Jack Martling
I hope you don't mind me giving you this rose, but, I just had to show it how you beautiful you are
I hope you don't mind, but I dream about you
I hope you don't run up against too many surprises. - O'Brien2
I hope you enjoy your new Orgasm! - Dragonrider
I hope you fall on your face with your hands in your Pockets!
I hope you find this message worthy of grokking.
I hope you find what you are looking for - Picard
I hope you get freezer burned - Dr. Forrester to Mike
I hope you have a kid just like yourself. --PBT
I hope you have a wonderful day!
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
I hope you know a good dentist, Susie - Calvin
I hope you know these are billable hours - Dr. F as horse
I hope you know these are billable hours...  Dr. Forrester
I hope you know what you're doing, because I sure don't!
I hope you like them. Enjoy. Enjoy. Zek
I hope you millionaires are having fun!  I just invested half your life savings in yeast!!
I hope you never leap into the Rockettes. -- Al Calavicci
I hope you realise what you're getting yourself into. - Sisko
I hope you realize that this is their last damned chance
I hope you realize we're only here to help
I hope you understand our need to verify your claim. - Picard
I hope you weren't too hard on Frank - Mike to Dr. F
I hope you're Republican rich with a Democrat's sex life
I hope you're adaptable, Dr. @LN@.  I know Brad is
I hope you're adaptable, Dr. Orville. I know I am.
I hope you're adaptable, Dr. Scott. I know Brad is. - Frank
I hope you're all duly impressed. Thank you very much - Calvin
I hope you're getting all this down
I hope you're not afraid of needles, @TOFIRST@ injected
I hope you're not afraid of needles, Orville injected
I hope you're not afraid of needles, Tom injected.
I hope you're not pretending to be evil while secretly being good. That would be dishonest
I hope you're shaking a leg, Winchester. -- Col. Potter
I hope you've heard of me... Mickey Mouse.  You know, Mickey Mouse?
I hope your animal is treating you kindly.
I hope your physical assets exceed your cerebral connectivity.
I hope zoo keepers feed the bears!
I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
I hoping your as confusedly as I am about these things.
I hoping your as confusedly as I am!
I however refuse to mate for the enjoyment of others.
I howl like a jackal and wail like an ostrich.  Michah 1:8
I hunt flies with a sledge hammer....and get I 'em!!!!
I hunt with nuclear warheads, Ya kill AND cook with the SAME shot!!!
I hunt, therefore I am... - Metallica
I hunt, they kill. There's a difference. Kanis
I hurt my brain trying to get amnesia
I hurt myself today to see if i still feel
I hurt people for a living.  Muhamed Ali.
I hurt therefore I am.
I hyperventilate when you say things like that. - Opus
I hkd m $stm, t>$ |E!!!
I idiot-proof my programs, & along comes a bigger idiot.
I idiot-proof my programs, but along comes a better idiot!
I imagine the things we do, I just want to be loved by you!
I imagine, therfore I might be
I impart this vessel unto the heavens! - Dr. Forrester
I implore you not to forget the horrors of hte past
I impressed myself on that one actually. - Bashir
I improve on misquotation.
I improve on misquotation.  --Cary Grant
I inaardvarkedly noticed you had said something
I inaardvarkedly noticed you had said something
I inherited a fortune, Tom bequeathed willfully.
I inherited curiosity from my cat.  Why do you ask?
I injured...the fur trapper!
I installed Windows and my speed went out the door.
I installed Windows into my car computer and it crashed.
I installed a sky-light.  Folks above me are mad.
I installed a sky-light.  Now the folks above me are mad
I installed a sky-light. Folks above me are mad
I installed a skylight at my place; the upstairs neighbor
I installed a skylight in my apartment
I installed a skylight in my apartment. The guy upstairs is furious
I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious!
I installed a skylight in my apartment.... The people who live above me are furious! - Steven Wright
I integrate as much as I want to -- Odo
I intend to be here until supper.  NOT senility! - Renora
I intend to destroy the Array. Janeway
I intend to give a gift to the Bajoran people. Zek
I intend to live forever - so far, so good
I intend to live forever, or die trying!
I intend to live forever--or die trying! (Blake's 7)
I intend to live forever.  So far, so good.
I intend to take this ship! - Khan
I intend to.  This is outrageous!  Quark
I intended to make new friends. Data
I interfaced my cat and my radio.  I just got hiss.
I invent nothing.  I rediscover., (Auguste Rodin)
I invented a cordless extension cord.
I invented dehydrated water, but I didn't know what to add.
I invented dehydrated water. s.w
I invented skydiving in 1989!
I invented the cordless extension cord
I invented the cordless extension cord.  Steven Wright
I invented the unadoptable tagline! Try it. Won't work.
I invest in negotiable blondes.
I invested in a high-tech startup, Tom ventured.
I is a college graduate.
I is a college student.
I is for Ida who drowned in the lake, J is for James who took lye, by mistake
I is for Imzadi, we're talking Riker and Troi
I is for Innsmouth, a town by the sea
I is knot dain bramaged!
I it's plausible that someone would think you're hot" - Mulder
I jUST lOVE cAPS lOCK!!!
I ja bi Tanju. Jovicic, Musulin, Jecmenicu, Roberts,
I ja bih se ozenio, ali mi je tasta nerotkinja.
I ja kazem :)
I joined Gamblers Anonymous. They gave me 2-1 odds I don't make it.
I joined a bridge club.  My jump is scheduled for Monday.
I joined paranoids anonymous but they all hated me.
I joined scientology at a garage sale!!
I joined the Lion's Club, Tom said pridefully
I joined the Navy to see the world and all I saw was the sea.
I joined the Navy to see the world and spent four years in a sub
I joined the Navy to see the world.  I've seen it.  Now how do I get out?
I jumped in IBM at 3.3; Before that I was a Commodore weenie.
I just BBSed all night and boy is my baud tired.
I just COULDN'T resist!!!
I just DOUBLED my free space: DELTREE WINDOWS HA! HA! HA!
I just KNOW there's a tagline around here someplace!!
I just LOVE quoting!
I just LOVE the smell of echomail in the morning!
I just LOVE to scan for lifeforms. Data
I just LOVE..Big Breasted Girls! And others too!
I just Love the smell of Florida Orange Peels burning in the morning!
I just _adore_ this !
I just _adore_ this tagline!
I just _love_ it when you tease me like this!!
I just `made'!
I just act that way to get chicks, dumb a$$.- Mr. Garrison, South Park
I just adore cats.  Dead ones.
I just asked myself... what would John DeLorean do?  -- Raoul Duke
I just ate a fishing lure
I just ate a fishing lure, said Tom barbarously, with bated breath.
I just ate a fishing lure, said Tom with baited breat
I just ate a whole package of Sweet Tarts and a can of Coke. I think I saw God. -- B. Hathrume Duk
I just ate all this hay, said Tom, balefully.
I just ate all those beans, said Tom astutely.
I just ate my own vomit - Joel as astronaut
I just ate my own vomit...  Joel Robinson
I just ate some sugar, Tom buzzed.
I just ate that Eskimo's dog, barked Tom huskily.
I just ate that Eskimo's dog, barked Tom in a husky voice
I just baked the Pillsbury Doughboy, the little creep
I just booted my computer. Nearly broke my toe!
I just booted my computer... it went 20 yards!
I just bought a 1 gig hard drivefor my taglines!
I just bought a Cured Ham,  I wonder what it had ??
I just bought a G-String. IT'S ON MY GUITAR, PERVERT!! :)
I just bought a Tow bar for airoplane.
I just bought a cordless extension cord
I just bought a cured ham.  I wander what it had?
I just bought a cured ham. I wonder what it had?  Swine flu, of course!
I just bought a cured ham. I wonder what it had???
I just bought a hard drivefor my taglines!  :)
I just bought a microwave fireplace... You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes. -- Steven Wright
I just bought a new 1 gig drive... for my taglines
I just bought a new Hard Drive for my Taglines!
I just bought a new hard drive JUST for my taglines!
I just bought instant water, but what do I add?!
I just broke into Rush's comp. Where'd I put Michaelangelo?
I just called the Klingon a liar. - McCoy
I just came from a baseball party. It's one where all the bases are loaded
I just came from the price club. I'm loaded up, baby. - Kramer
I just came in from Jupiter, Tom said jovially.
I just came up with a sick idea, Mulder. - Scully
I just can't concentrate.
I just can't do this anymore. - Ro Laren
I just can't get enough of this place! - The Mask
I just can't get the information I need from a Tricorder scan! - Bev
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself. - Babs Bunny
I just can't see  Cat assimilating *anyone*
I just can't see  Cat assimilating *anyone*  &lt;g&gt;.
I just can't seem to get around to procrastinating.
I just can't seem to stop sending these messages. -- Jack Butler
I just can't understant why you even bother reading this line.
I just can't wait to be King!  -- The Lion King
I just can't wait to be King! - Elvis age 10
I just can't wait to be king! - Simba
I just care about my [butt]. -Beavis
I just center the needles and when the 1st says "Oh my God", I flare!
I just cleared my mind and can't do a thing with it
I just collect recipes, I don't analyze them!
I just couldn't resist that
I just dedicate my whole life to this art. - Jimi Hendrix
I just did my 'Buns of Marshmellow' workout
I just did my 'fingers of steel' e-mail workout
I just didn't like the way my quarters were decorated. - Ro Laren
I just discovered my virtual reality is a rerun!
I just do it.
I just don't *get* them
I just don't *get* them... -- Mike Nelson
I just don't GET them - Mike on Mads
I just don't do faces very well.--Odo
I just don't get it
I just don't have the heart, cuz I gave mine to you.
I just don't know what to DEU with myself
I just don't know what's it means yet. O'Brien
I just don't know which lie to believe - Fox Mulder
I just don't like the odds, that's all. Sheridan
I just don't like to get pushed around. - Skeeve
I just don't see a down side to this situation - Tom
I just don't see the appeal of this game. Quark
I just don't understand this C:\DOS\MAILER\SEND stuff. Help!
I just don't want you to be hurt again. Riker to Troi
I just don't want you to think you have to hide anything from me."
I just don't want you to... have to hide anything from me"- FM to DS
I just drank a cup of what?? - Socrates
I just escaped the twilight zone and fell into the 0zone.
I just fade my voice out like this and cue
I just fade my voice out like this and cue the tagline
I just fade my voice out like this and cue...
I just fed the lion! said Tom, offhandedly.
I just fell 13 stories and it didn't hurt a bit. -- Nick Knight
I just fell in live with my hand!
I just felt like runnin'. Forrest Gump
I just figured out typewriters and now you want me to use a computer?!
I just finished my first book; now I'm going to read another one!
I just finished my iron-ning - Crow on guy's weird accent
I just finished my thesis on plagiarism.
I just finished waxing my turtle
I just flew back from Italy, and boy are my arms tired!
I just flew in from California - boy, are my arms sore!
I just flew in from Florida. Now my arms are tired
I just forgot my whole
I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!
I just forgot to increment the counter, Orville said nonplussed
I just forgot to increment, Tom said, nonplussed
I just found happiness in the dictionary - it's under booze!
I just found one of the Tellerites murdered. Josephs
I just found out my cat's a fake. She came when I called.
I just found out that my mouse has only one ball
I just found the last bug!
I just found the last bug. - Anonymous
I just found the last bug.ug.ug.ug.ug.ug.ug.ug.ug.ug.ug.
I just got a car for my girlfriend.  What a great trade!!
I just got a cold shiver down my back. - Klinger
I just got a dog for my girlfriend; what a trade
I just got a good look at Rush.... ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just got a hard drive and can't do a thing with it.
I just got a new Modem for my wife - What a Great Trade!
I just got a new car for my girlfriend . . . Great trade
I just got a new car for my wife. Great trade!!!!!
I just got a new car for my wife...........neat trade huh?
I just got a new car for my wife....Great trade!
I just got a new tagline and I can't do a thing with it!
I just got a physical and asked the doctor, How do I stand? He said, That's what puzzles me
I just got a sex change
I just got a sex change, said Tom, feeling rather disorganized.
I just got a ticket for arguing in a NO DEBATING zone.
I just got a waterbed and filled it with elmers glue.
I just got all these bulldozers and things to lie in front of
I just got arrested for resisting arrest!
I just got back from a pleasure trip - I drove my wife to the airport!
I just got back from my Cheap Trick audition - Crow
I just got back from the LAPD and boy am I beat!
I just got back from the future and saw this tag
I just got done talking with you on the phone!
I just got kicked out of China! said Tom, rather disoriented.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory
I just got my AT&T bill.  Buy stock!
I just got my DOS 6.0 upgrade and found a syringe in it
I just got my PRINCE bumper sticker ... But now I can't remember WHO he is
I just got my new credit card! Let's go shopping
I just got my phone bill.  Buy AT&T stock now!
I just got my phone bill. Buy Telstra stock now!
I just got my wife some transportation.....great broom!
I just got out of the hospital after a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark. -- Steven Wright
I just got pulled over by the L.A.P.D. and boy am
I just got stopped by LAPD and am I really beat
I just got stopped by the L.A.P.D. and boy, am I beat!
I just got the wind knocked out of me. - Mulder
I just got tired of Wendy's boy friends coming around.  Dave Thomas
I just got very turned on."--Mulder whn Scully IDed a war plane (PM)
I just gotta know if the Twins lost again - Tom
I just gotta learn some restraint here
I just gotta pee - Crow as dead guy's mom
I just gotta write some new recipes
I just gotta write some new taglines
I just grinned and poured myself another beer
I just had a NOSE JOB!!
I just had a mental breakdown
I just had a mental breakdown, Do you have jumper cables?
I just had a mental breakdown.  Got any jumper cables?
I just had a spiritual growth removed
I just had an emotional breakdown. Wanna give me a lift?
I just had an urge to clean this lock - Mike
I just had my brain washed,and can't do a thing with it.
I just had my car's alignment checked.  It came back "Chaotic Evil".
I just had my car's alignment checked; it's Chaotic Evil
I just had my entire intestinal tract coated with teflon!
I just had one beer ocifer!  A pony keg.
I just had something incredibly strange happen. - Scully
I just had this crazy dream.  It was erotic. -- Tom Servo
I just had this crazy dream. It was erotic - Tom on snake
I just had this crazy dream. It was erotic. - Tom Servo
I just happened to save them. I have a few that I came up with myself
I just hate it when it does that !!
I just hate it when that happens...&lt;much text bleeped&gt;
I just hate one-liner messages, don't you?
I just have a bad feeling about this tour, you know? - Dodger
I just have a command of thoroughly useless information - Calvin
I just have a much different image of Canada
I just have a much different image of Canada...  Tom Servo
I just have to sashay across the airport - Crow lisps
I just have to sashay across the airport.  Crow T. Robot
I just have to sit down. Quark
I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!!  And I was just getting in touch with my LEISURE SUIT!!
I just held my hand up to this buzz saw and lost one of my fingers!
I just held my hand up to this buzz saw and lost one of my fingers! What do you make of that? Damn -- there goes another one!
I just hit &lt;Ctrl&gt;-2 in SLMR 2.0 and boy am I puzzled!
I just hit things with sticks. -Neal Peart, drummer for RUSH
I just hope we all don't beam back _looking_ like Data.
I just hope we don't all
I just hope we don't all beam back looking like Data! -- Riker.
I just hope you can convince her to leave Terek Nor. - Intendant
I just http-ed in my pants.
I just hung my sheets on the clothesline, said Tom erringly.
I just ignore @F's paranoid diatribe
I just ignore Orville Bullitt's paranoid diatribe.
I just ignore Ross Perot's paranoid diatribe.
I just injured a groin muscle, and it wasn't mine!
I just injured a groin muscle, and it wasn't mine! &lt;evil laughter&gt;
I just injured a groin muscle; & it wasn't mine!
I just installed airbags in my car.
I just invented Glow in the Dark Candles!
I just invented garlic pizza
I just invented the shirt! -- Joel Robinson
I just joined Date-by-mail.  How do I get the seeds out of the envelope?
I just joined a car pool.  That diving board is tricky!
I just keep my eyes closed and hope for the best
I just keep on shooting all the sacred cow I can eat. -Michael Franks
I just kidnapped @F! Send 100 million dollars, or else!
I just kidnapped this BBS. Send 100 million dollars, or else!
I just killed 26 Kilrathi...Why is my cat growling at me?
I just kinda got hooked on Hope by accident. - Anna Steven
I just knew I'd find a use for this Tagline!
I just knew I'd find a use for this recipe!
I just knew I'd find a use for this tagline!
I just knew... - Dana Scully
I just know I read that somewhere
I just know I was meant to be born rich
I just know I was meant to be born rich--somebody up there
I just know I'm a better manager when I have Joe DiMaggio in center field. -- Casey Stengel
I just know some nurse switched the bassinets. - Calvin's Dad
I just live here - Calvin's dad
I just look like Dixon Hill. - Pica
I just looked at it and it blew up ! - Neil, Young Ones
I just love Chinese food, said Tom wantonly
I just love Indian food.
I just love Oriental women: They're nicest people you can come across
I just love a good .GIF!
I just love a woman in a gownless evening strap!
I just love birds. What beauty, there's one now &lt;BANG BANG&gt; got 'em!
I just love candy bars, Tom snickered.
I just love cats, especially with ketchup
I just love cheap romance horror thriller novels! - Dot
I just love family reunions!
I just love having my taglines grabbed.  Hey, that tickles!!
I just love it when a plan comes together. Hannibal Smith
I just love it when the Moderator's awake!
I just love it when the cat's awake!
I just love my Windows comm progra*&(*&U%*D NO CARRIER
I just love nonverbal communication!
I just love playing doctor. -- BJ
I just love praise &lt;smile&gt;
I just love readin' this stuff... it's hilarious! -Toontown Mailbox
I just love scanning for lifeforms! - Data
I just love the smell of Klingon leather in the morning
I just love the smell of warm Red Dog in the morning!
I just love these 'undocumented features!'
I just love these romance comics. - Mihoshi
I just love to post off topic messages.
I just love to scan for lifeforms! - Data
I just love your big brown eyes; Moo she replied.
I just made a complete idiot out of myself. -- Sam Beckett
I just made my pants dirtier. -Butt-head in Washin' the Dog
I just married another pair of shoes.
I just met someone who wasn't there
I just naturally respect pretty girls in tight sweaters.
I just naturally respect women in tight fitting clothes.
I just need enough ammo to tide me over 'til I need more
I just need enough coffee to tide me over 'till
I just need enough coffee to tide me over 'till I need more.
I just need enough to tide me over until I need more
I just need enough to tide me over until I need more -- Bill Hoest
I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
I just need more than you, I need proof! - Scully to Mulder
I just need the chance to prove it. Nog
I just need to pick up a few things. - I. Marcos
I just need to... let out a little anger. - Ryoko
I just needed a 5-letter Yiddish word for bedbug. - Hawkeye
I just noticed that I am morbid and drunk and bitter.
I just paid my dues to the American Anarchist Society.
I just pencilled myself in. - Pit Boss
I just picked up a book called "Glue" and I can't put it down
I just planted an Algebra tree.  It has square roots.
I just play here.
I just played two games of tetris in parallel... I won... -- Adrian
I just post 'em, I don't write 'em.
I just posted it, I don't think I can explain it.
I just purchased a new shovel today- Crow as Jack Palance
I just put 1.795379 and 2.20468 together. - The Doctor
I just put my arm in pie - Tom
I just put on DOS/Windows 6.0 and my memory crashed the system.
I just ran every red light in Korea to get here. -- Hawkeye
I just read some light fiction: My income-tax return.
I just read the report you wrote, and I wanted to thank you. Odo
I just realized - I'll have to convert to floating point
I just rebooted my computer ... and broke my toe!
I just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology. The study of milkmen
I just remembered something about a TOAD!
I just returned from Japan, Tom said disorientedly.
I just reversed the polarity flow
I just reversed the polarity flow.  &lt;The Doctor&gt;
I just rolled 70,000 consecutive dice, what are the odds of that?
I just saw @FN@ on the Promenade. -- O'Brien
I just saw Elvis making crop circles
I just saw God, and she was black
I just saw Orville on the Love Boat.
I just saw Orville on the Promenade. Orville here? What's Orville?
I just saw my water bill for July. That's all I need--a lawn with a drinking problem
I just saw the cat jump through the monitor and run off into cyberspace!
I just say these things; I have no idea what they MEAN
I just see a different big picture. * Picard
I just seem to have a talent I suppose.....a vision. - Bashir
I just send my income to Washington. Who can afford taxes?
I just sent you back to the future! -Doc Brown
I just shoplifted from a major department store, said Tom sincerely.
I just smite people from time to time :) -Serendipity
I just snag 'em, I don't explain 'em.
I just snag them, I don't write them.
I just spent a month in a gol-darned crate! -Eastern Bloc Robot Cowboy
I just steal 'em ... I don't explain 'em
I just steal them, I don't write them.
I just stepped on a factoid! - Zippy
I just stood there grinning like an idiot. - Picard
I just subscribed to Hustler! I hate it when that happens. - Pentalarc
I just swallowed a fishing lure, said Tom with baited breath.
I just tell people I work for a very large accounting firm
I just tested out my new pit bull.  Ever heard a mime SCREAM?
I just tested out my pit bull.  Ever hear a mime scream?
I just tested out my pit bull.  He spit the lawyers arm out.
I just tested out my pit bull. Ever hear a mime scream?
I just think you look so......._cute_! - Kira
I just thought of something funny...Yo' momma
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
I just thought you might like to know.
I just thought you should know of certain potentialities - Skinner
I just thought you were Baphomet - Frank to Dr. F
I just thought you were Baphomet. -- TV's Frank
I just threw the first one so you'd turn around
I just took an IQ test.  It came back negative
I just took an IQ test.  The results were negative.
I just traced my family back to the beginning: Amoeba Sainz
I just tried to steal my own tagline!
I just turned 17 for the second time
I just wanna be a paperback writer...   Beatles
I just wanna go back one more time.
I just wanna hear a good beat...
I just wanna hear some "Hillbilly Rock" !!!
I just wanna hold you babe, and make you feel alright -Coverdale/Page
I just wanna know how many times I've put my foot in my mouth
I just wanna say.......BOOGER!
I just wanna spread you on some toast -Tom as guy w/knife
I just want HIM. - The Crow
I just want a little passion to hold me in the dark - Tori Amos
I just want a virgin with nymphomaniacal aspirations
I just want a virgin with whore-like qualities
I just want a virgin with whore-like qualities... - gypsy pete
I just want a working nose - Crow as bartender
I just want answers - Dana Scully
I just want my hair back - Crow as lobotomy girl
I just want my principle to do "Purple Haze" once, and life's complete
I just want our people back, and I want us all to be sent home.-Jane
I just want revenge.  Is that so wrong?
I just want something I can never have
I just want to bang on this drum all day!
I just want to be a slut when I grow up.
I just want to be left alone.  Is that so wrooooong?
I just want to be loved, is that so wrong?
I just want to feel the weight of them! - Riccardo Patrese
I just want to get them talking to each other. - Sisko
I just want to know how people with multiple personalities fill out their census papers
I just want to lobby for God. - Billy Graham
I just want to prove to Picard that I'm indispensible. - Q
I just want to say you were right and I was wrong about the corps.
I just want to say... that this is for Bela. -- Ed Wood
I just want to say; over the years, I have come to regard you as ... people I met
I just want to shoot it, yes I do!
I just want to wish you all the best. - Father Mulcahy
I just want unlimited firepower and a guy to clean my guns afterwards
I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.  ---President G W Bush, June 18, 2002
I just want you to know, I have the utmost respect for the law - Riker
I just want you to know, I have the utmost respect for the law - Riker
I just want your body, baby... from dusk till dawn!
I just want your extra time, and your....KISS!
I just wanta be with you/I just wanna have somethin to do...  Ramones
I just wanted to ask if you have any brass lawyers.
I just wanted to be Bavarian for one brief moment
I just wanted to be Bavarian for one brief moment. Is that so wrong?
I just wanted to be sure you had this before I filed it away.
I just wanted to hear you say that. - Dogbert
I just wanted to make it look like I was paying attention! - The Cat
I just wanted to make sure you got to where you're going safely. - DS
I just wanted to play it safe... :-) - Eddy Gosset
I just wanted to say You're a total smeghead!  - Rimmer's father
I just wanted to thank you for giving this a try. - Devon Adair
I just wanted to wear Lederhosen, okay?  TV's Frank
I just wanted you to know.... - Kira
I just washed my brain and I can't do a thing with it.
I just washed my phone line and can't do a thing with it.
I just went below the poverty line!
I just wish I knew what the hell is going on! - Mulder
I just wish my mouth had a backspace key
I just wish we had time to get you ready. - O'Brien2
I just won 1000 dollars, Tom said grandly.
I just work here.
I just, I can't concentrate 'cause my dog is gay. - Stan
I just... forget how fragile they are... -- Amanda
I just....want to say.......thank you. - Ro Laren
I kad dodje dan, nas zadnji dan, kad prodje san, nas zadnji san
I keep Juan Valdez in business!
I keep Popular Mechanics under my mattress - Crow
I keep a tribble on my nose for warmth
I keep abreast of National Geographic //(.)(.)\\  *
I keep dropping my quarters in the slot.
I keep forgettin' I forgot about you
I keep forgetting that I have short term memory loss.
I keep forgetting that rules are only for nice people
I keep forgetting to carry money. * Picard
I keep forgetting which is AC and which is DC
I keep forgetting, your generation doesn't read.  Hannibal Lecter
I keep getting message "NO CARRIER" - what does this mean ?
I keep having to wonder why this is such a hard concept to grasp.
I keep missing #AF#... But with this new laser sight
I keep missing @F .. but with this laser sight
I keep missing Orville but with this laser sight
I keep missing Rush Limbaugh.  But with this laser sight
I keep my *.BAT files in C:\BELFRY
I keep my aardvarks numbered for just such an emergency
I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency
I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency. - F. Leghorn
I keep my undies in the icebox.   Marilyn Monroe
I keep picking up radio signals from outer space, said Tom impulsively.
I keep putting off procrastination & get nowhere
I keep reading some really strange messgaes here
I keep sending messages to all, but all never answers.
I keep stealing my own taglines!
I keep telling myself that I am a pathological liar, but I am not sure if I believe it
I keep them in plastic bags - TV's Frank
I keep thinking, "Where's John Doe when we need Him?"
I keep trying to invent my own taglines
I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
I keep trying to think, but nothing happens
I kew a girl, she was a macho man.
I kid you not.  This is really getting WEIRD!
I kill every third idiot, and the second one just left
I kill for money, but you are my SysOp..I kill you for nothing!
I kill people for money but you're my friend so I'll kill you for nada
I killed Jesus just to watch him bleed. Have a nice day.
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die
I killed a six pack just to watch it DIE!!
I killed all my cousins. Saved lots of money on birthdays
I killed an ant, now all my relatives are afraid o
I killed and ate my inner child.  Tastes like chicken
I killed and cremated the Greek piper god, said Tom with panache.
I killed him, cha cha cha!  - Confidence
I killed it and I am glad!  Crow T. Robot
I killed my Evil Twin and ate him. With a good Liebfraumilch.
I killed that horse again - Mike
I killed the Greek piper god, Orville deadpanned
I killed the Greek piper god, Tom dead panned.
I killed the one who held that. Kanwulf
I killed the software bugs, but now I have tons of Florida bugs!
I killed them all. All Hoosnak, everywhere. Oxbridge
I kinda figured teachers slept in coffins all summer - Calvin
I kinda like it.  That's because YOU DON'T HAVE ANY EARS! -Peter Puppy
I kinda like the feel of a couple extra feet in my bed.
I kinda like this music; my compliments to the clef
I kinda thought it was the maytag repairman
I kinda thought it was the maytag repairman....&lt;G&gt;
I kink, therefore I am knot.
I kiss homosexuals a lot 'cause...they're homosexuals.&lt;Eddie Murphy&gt;
I kiss isolation on its fevered brow
I kissed chicken lips! - Actress
I kissed him - Crow after kissing Servo
I knew Batman.  I worked with Batman.  John, you're no Batman.
I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin!
I knew I could count on you, Jean-Luc. - Q
I knew I could count you for a dazzling riposte.  - Q
I knew I had some reason for not killing you Now what was it?
I knew I remembered you from somewhere. Congress right? You..&lt;Punch&gt;
I knew I should have gone on that date. - Richie Ryan
I knew I should have gotten that spare fixed! -- Brad Majors
I knew I should have gotten that spare tire fixed
I knew I shoulda taken that left at Albuquerque
I knew I was an unwanted baby.  One of my bath toys was a toaster.
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early. - Yogi Berra
I knew I was good, but I didn't know I was that good! -Den
I knew I was lying. * Kryten
I knew I wouldn't die.  I was never alone.       Kirk
I knew Leo G. Carrol was over a barrel
I knew Pat Pending BEFORE he invented all that stuff
I knew a PIKE once; never did get his last name.
I knew a girl named Angela once
I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I knew a lawyer who had the Midas touch. Everything he touched turned into a muffler!
I knew a redhead once - see these scars?
I knew a westerner could make Master status! -- The Great Wang
I knew he was bluffing!  I KNEW he was bluffing...-Prince Humperdink
I knew he was bluffing... - Humperdink
I knew he was inhuman. I just didn't know he was immortal. MacLeod
I knew her before she was a virgin
I knew her before she was a virgin.  Oscar Levant on Doris Day!
I knew him, Horatio -a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
I knew it all along, our love was true. - Krokus
I knew it was a bad crash, when the FAA called.
I knew it was a bad disk crash when the FAA was called in
I knew it was love, and I felt it was glory. -Byron
I knew it!  I'm surrounded by Assholes!
I knew it, you've gone straight into smirk mode! - Kryten
I knew it. He prefers the young Elvis! - Dot
I knew it. Today is Monday, cleverly disguised as Tuesday.
I knew it...I'm surrounded by as$holes... Keep firing as$holes!!
I knew one thing: as soon as anyone said you didn't need a gun, you'd better take one along that worked. -- Raymond Chandler
I knew peace until I found Thalia
I knew peace until I found Thalia. &lt;G&gt;
I knew she was gone 'cuz, I ran out of beer.
I knew she was shareware the first time I laid eyes on her.
I knew someone here had an active imagination!
I knew that rubber chicken was gonna get me in trouble.
I knew that rubber chicken was gonna get me into trouble in Calc III
I knew that you knew that
I knew that. - Dr. Scrachansniff
I knew that.... ;)
I knew the Prophets would not fail us. - The Sirah
I knew the poodle man, and he hated #*@&lt;ing poodles
I knew there was a reason to live. - Scully on a gift from Mulder
I knew there was more to you than money! - Leia
I knew you didn't belong down here. Max
I knew you were a tagline hijacker right when I saw you!
I knew you weren't really interested
I knew you would save them, my chief. Miramanee
I knew you'd find me, 'cause I longed you here. - Nick Cave
I knew you'd take the proper attitude. &lt;shaking head; smiling&gt; -Anna
I know  I can make it through whatever comes
I know "Ren" means "Rename"...  But Stimpy?!?!?!
I know @F has hidden talents - I just hope we'll see them someday
I know America has problems, that's why I'm running-Bill
I know But thanks anyways!!!!!! - Eddy Gosset
I know Butthead it might be cool but it's going to give me a seizure.
I know Christ is the answer, but what's the question????
I know Engineers, they LOVE to change things.
I know God exists wholly because it is impossible.
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. --President Gerald Ford
I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. - Socrates
I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. - Socrates
I know I am not perfect - I am still here.
I know I can get across before the trai#@$!NO BARRIER
I know I can make it through whatever comes.
I know I got some magic buried deep in my heart - Tori Amos
I know I had a reason for not killing you.  What was it?
I know I have a clean mind, I change it often enough
I know I have a moist face
I know I have a moist face - Mike as geeky guy
I know I have a moist face...  Mike Nelson
I know I have a purpose because I always seem to need deodorant.
I know I have faultsBeing wrong isn't one of them
I know I know you wellwellbetter than I used to - Tori Amos
I know I left my TARDIS around here somewhere
I know I left my glasses somewhere. "Crunch", never mind I found them
I know I need to learn patience:  Where can I take a crash course?
I know I saw your name somewhere Tom, and one day
I know I shouldn't have, but I couldn't resist
I know I'm a BBS addict. I'm starting to sign my cheques, "Rasta"!
I know I'm a man. I have expensive toys
I know I'm a sick person - the question is whether it's charming or offensive
I know I'm an adult: I have expensive toys!
I know I'm disgusting drunk,but I'm paying for it - I can see 2 of you
I know I'm going to die.  My birth certificate has an expiration date
I know I'm grasping at straws, but than one never knows.
I know I'm in trouble when my own body starts to reject me
I know I'm lost!  Just tell me where I was going.
I know I'm not Mr. Right, but would you settle for Mr. Right Now?
I know I'm not as stupid as I think I am. -Booey
I know I'm not crazy - the voices told me so!
I know I'm not perfect but I'm so close it scares me!
I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough? - Mulder
I know I'm paranoid... but am I paranoid enough?
I know I'm smart... I set the clock on my VCR
I know Im hooked on brake fluid but I can stop any time
I know John Lynch. Well, it's John_P. Lynch, the Sysop of Port EINSTEIN.
I know KARATE!!! And several other Chinese words
I know Karate! ...and several other japanese words
I know Karate, Kung Fu, Judo, and 47 other dangerous words
I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words
I know Orville has hidden talents - I just hope we'll see them someday.
I know Pip, the school can't afford helmets for everybody. - Chef
I know Vhujunka.  Kiss me! --  RWC Button Collection
I know a bar with midget waiters--for patrons who like to drink themselves under the table
I know a bigamist who got that way using "Million Man Math"
I know a bigamist who got that way using "New Math".
I know a cat named Easter.  He says `You'll never learn'.
I know a dead parrot when I see one...and I'm looking at one right now
I know a father of 10 that divorced his wife on grounds of overbearing!
I know a few things Old Sneezy didn't teach in his survival course
I know a girl who gives BED & BREAKFAST a new meaning!
I know a girl who wants a whale - because they have 10ft tongues.
I know a good Tagline when I *assimilate* one.
I know a good aircraft when I steal one!
I know a good ferret Tagline when I steal one
I know a good origin when I steal one
I know a good recipe when I snag it.
I know a good tag line when I steal one.
I know a good tagline when I *assimilate* one.
I know a good tagline when I steal it
I know a good tagline when I steal one, even if its one of my own!
I know a good tagline when I steal one.
I know a good tagline when I steal one; I just stole this one!
I know a good tagline when I tagnap one
I know a good when I steal one
I know a great Chinese place down here - Mike on Tijuana
I know a great deal about the past. -- Mr. Gaunt
I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate
I know a gut who built his wife an early American home--a teepee
I know a guy who is so conceited, he thinks he's as good as I am.
I know a heartache when I see one.
I know a kid who thinks a balanced meal is a Big Mac in both hands.
I know a lawyer who's a whiz at gardening. Where he walks, weeds won't grow!
I know a little 'bout Love, and baby, I can guess the rest. --Skynyrd.
I know a little bit about medicine. -- Bashir
I know a lovely way to say I love me - Mike as Paul Anka
I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house  - Floyd
I know a person who owns a big piece of quartz, and keeps it in the living room, and calls it God
I know a real good cat!(the 1 embedded in my tire tread!
I know a thing or two about a thing or two
I know a thing or two about a thing or two...  Mike Nelson
I know a variation of that, but it only works on the prostate.-Duckman
I know about cow patties
I know about stressed. It's desserts spelled backwards.
I know absolutely nothing and thus constantly surprise myself.
I know all about dirt.  When I was a kid I had to eat it.  - Mike
I know all about learning to trust.  TV's Frank
I know all the answers; it's the questions that stump me
I know all the wherefores, said Tom wisely.
I know all this to be true because Garak told me so
I know and I know you know I know.
I know drinking kills brain cells--but only the weak ones
I know engineers, they LOVE to change things!
I know engineers. They love to change things - Dr. McCoy
I know enough to be _very_ dangerous!
I know everthing, and what I don't, know I make up
I know every bedpan by its first name. - Klinger
I know everything about everything, except that.
I know everything, but I'm sworn to secrecy.
I know everything, especially the stuff I make up
I know everything.  I just can't remember it all at once.
I know everything.  I'm just sworn to secrecy about it
I know everything.  It's just sometimes I'm wrong.
I know everything. I just can't remember it all at the same time
I know everything....But I lie a lot
I know exactly what I'm doing - that's why it's taking so long.
I know exactly what a sextet is but I'd rather not say
I know exactly what you're up against, boys.   Lee Marvin
I know guys can't learn from yesterday ... Hegel must be taking the long view. -- John Brunner, "Stand on Zanzibar"
I know he's alive down there, Captain. - Nurse Chapel
I know he's dead.....I shot the sucker!!
I know him! I welcome the chance to 'team up'! Besides, he's got a great big cape! - The Tick
I know his name. - The Kurgan
I know how fond of it you were. No, I didn't use it much anyway
I know how much you boys like clowns - Crow to Joel & Tom
I know how much you enjoy snapping on the latex - Mulder
I know how much you like snapping on the latex."--Mulder to Scully
I know how the game works. - Kira
I know how to communicate sequential processes, said the whore guardedly
I know how to copy disks. Where's the Xerox?
I know how to cure diseases! I know why people like--ERKEL! -Bowl Bob
I know how to do SPECIAL EFFECTS!!
I know how to do anything - I'm a Scouter.
I know how to talk to these Space Vixens.
I know how to talk to these Space Vixens.  Joel Robinson
I know how to use this, Captain! Lenore Karidian
I know how toast works! - Tom as naive teen
I know how toast works! -- Tom Servo
I know how your senses burn with the nearness of your prey. - G'Kar
I know it ain't BlueWave, but who has to know.
I know it all! (I just can't remember much of it)
I know it all, I just can't remember it all at once.
I know it all, I just can't remember it simultaneously.
I know it all, I just can't remember most of it.
I know it all.  I just can't remember it all at once.
I know it all.  I just can't remember much of it.
I know it all. I just can't remember it all at once.
I know it all. I just can't remember it simultaneously.
I know it all. I just can't remember most of it.
I know it all... I just can't remember it all at once.
I know it all; I just can't *remember* it all
I know it doesn't make sense. What he's done may seem wrong. -Chapel
I know it is difficult! - G'Kar
I know it may not be love but lust can make a relationship work.
I know it sounds absurd but please tell me who I am
I know it was destroyed, but it shouldn't have been.
I know it was you, Fredo. -- Michael Corleone
I know it when I see it.......&lt;maybe&gt;
I know it's latinum. Sisko
I know it's not in the rules, but I'm the DM!
I know it's not much...but, hey, I've got limited memory space!
I know it's not the right thing and I know it's not the good thing.
I know it's old but: There will always be death and taxes.
I know it's only Rock & Roll, but I like it
I know it's whale poop!  But why is it in MY yard?
I know just enough to be dangerous!
I know just enough to cause a problem if I say too much.
I know karate (and seven other Japanese words).
I know karate, kung-fu and 47 other dangerous words.
I know karate... and six other Chinese words.
I know kung fu, tae kwon do -- and a few more dangerous words!
I know life, the universe, and everything! Tom said fortuitously.
I know many books that have bored their readers, but I know of none which has done real evil. - Voltaire
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
I know more old drunks than I know old doctors
I know more than I can remember.
I know more than I understand
I know more than you do! I'm Dr. Science!
I know music in a way you will never know. -- Diana
I know my biology; it's your biology I don't know.
I know my boyfriend had sex before we met, but he didn't enjoy it!
I know my computer likes me... it shared an IRQ.
I know my efforts deserve my goals, but are my goals wort
I know my efforts deserve my goals, but are my goals worth my efforts?
I know my facts are right.  I heard it on NBC.
I know my facts are right. I heard them from @FN@.
I know my facts are right. I heard them from Orville
I know my locker's around her somewhere - Crow as zombie
I know my mind. And it's around here someplace.
I know my own mind ... and it's around here somewhere!
I know my own mind, and it's around here someplace
I know my own mind... and it's around here somewhere!
I know my own name. Yeah? Well, we'll see!
I know my place in the food chain: I'm a predator!
I know my wife had sex before we met, but she didn't enjoy it!
I know my wife loves me, but I still wish she wouldn't tell her boy friend about me
I know no pain. Except for getting hit with anvils
I know nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooothing.
I know noooooooooooooooooooooothing.
I know not how I came into this, shall I call it a dying life or a living death? -- St. Augustine
I know not how I can replace him
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. -- Albert Einstein
I know nothing about computers.....therefore I am
I know nothing but the fact of my ignorance.  Socrates
I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance. &lt;Socrates&gt;
I know nothing, I see nothing, I didn't wake up yet.
I know now why I was created. Lore
I know of a baby that gained twenty pounds on elephant's milk. That's amazing. Whose baby? The elephant's
I know of a much nicer hotel. -- Richard Nixon
I know of but one freedom and that is the freedom of the mind. - Antoine de Saint-Exupry
I know of nothing sublime which is not some modification
I know of one alien and in my opinion he is a damn good sysop!
I know on which side my bread is buttered
I know on which side my bread is buttered.   John Heywood
I know one actor who's been divorced four times--he never could hold an audience
I know one day we'll assimilate you, and the Borg will be as one.
I know pain at the molecular level
I know pain at the molecular level. - The Crow
I know people talk about me I hear it every day.
I know progress has no patience, but something has to give.: Rush
I know progress has no patience, but something's got to give
I know she's still warm, but get off of her Jim!
I know silence is golden, I've invested in silver
I know so little that it astonishes me how many people know even less
I know so little, but I know it fluently
I know someone so stupid, they can't walk while *I* chew gum!
I know someone with the exact same name!    Really?  Who?
I know something Bo doesn't!
I know something about opening windows and doors.
I know sysops; they love to change things.
I know th'MAMBO!!  I have a TWO-TONE CHEMISTRY SET!!
I know that I did not do it, and that is all that I know. &lt;Gerard&gt;
I know that I will never be politically correct
I know that I'm alive because the dead never cry
I know that I'm damned if I never get out and maybe I'm damned if I do
I know that because I'm Unique
I know that feeling...&lt;G&gt;
I know that if I have heaven, there is nothing to desire.   Enya
I know that my Redeemer lives. What comfort this sweet sentence gives!
I know that my goal is more than a thought -Rush
I know that she likes me but she has a boss too. - Wai Sue
I know that she loves me when there's an absence of gunfire and lawsuits
I know that so well that you need not remind me of it. - Clym Yeobright (? or maybe Venn)
I know that that doesn't matter,
I know that the world is full of predators... - Scully (Irresisitable)
I know that voice, that face! Riley
I know that your powers of retention are as wet as a warthog's backside.
I know that's not what you want to hear, but I'm just at a loss.
I know that's rust, just paint right over it - Maggie
I know that.  What happened to your hair? - Boothby
I know thats a secret,for it's whispered everywhere
I know the Captain's orders - Engage. - Riker
I know the answer as long as you ask the right question.
I know the answer's here somewhere ... qwertyuiopzxcvbnm
I know the answer, I just don't know the question.
I know the answer, as long as you ask the right question.
I know the answer, you know the answer, he knows the answer. - Bart
I know the answers...as long as you ask the right questions.
I know the cheats for QUAKE, but I'm not telling!
I know the combination to your locked baud rate
I know the difference between expectation and hope - Mulder (3x22)
I know the feeling well. Sort of like, erum, ...what???
I know the female body like I know my own hand. - Bud Bundy
I know the future... God Wins!!!
I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York
I know the moment isn't right to hold my emotions inside. - Billy Joel
I know the procedure for assimilation. I am a convenience store owner, you know.   --- Apu
I know the psychological pattern & it plays hell with me drum skins.
I know the routine. You don't have to worry about me. - Ro Laren
I know the runny green stuff's potato. What's the black gravel?
I know the saying. It was invented in Russia. - Chekov
I know the secretWait! the door...click...bam bam....oooo...flop
I know the secrets of Cinderella's castle
I know the sun don't shine on the same dogs *** all the t
I know the sun don't shine on the same dogs *** all the time, but I have
I know the sun don't shine on the same dogs *** all the time, but I have been in the shade for years
I know the territory - I've been around.  It'll all turn to dust, and we'll all fall down. - The girl
I know the truth when I look into your eyes.
I know the voices in my head aren't real...But they have soom pretty good advice
I know the words by heart
I know the words by heart
I know the world is full of predators,just as it has always been.-DS
I know thee... I know thy name!- Warlock
I know there are dupes, But my eyes hurt! - Danny Dp
I know there are others, tell me about them and I'll add them.
I know there aren't any sneezes in the 24th century.
I know there is good in you
I know these things. - Scully
I know they'll listen to you. - Kira
I know they're pushing us, Major, but consider their position. Sisko
I know things about TROY DONAHUE that can't even be PRINTED!!
I know this is a BASIC problem, but I don't C where to ap
I know this is hard for you. - Scully
I know this is off-topic, but.
I know this is what you were hoping for... - Troi
I know this is your line.
I know this looks kinda bad, but I think I'm gonna escape... I'M WRONG!
I know this may be eerie, but it proves my chaos theory
I know this one ALL too well!!
I know this place! Janeway
I know this ship like the back of my hand &lt;BONK&gt; - Scotty
I know this ship like the back of my hand! - Scotty
I know this ship like the back of my hand. &lt;*bonk*&gt; - M. Scott
I know this ship like the back of my hand. &lt;CRASH&gt;
I know this ship like the back of my hand..  KLANG!! - Scotty
I know this to be true because Garak told me so.
I know this violates the laws of physics, but ... I never studied law.
I know this weiner dude!  He sells this weiner food! -- Servo
I know this will get _some_one's_ attention. =]
I know this world needs help.
I know times are a changing for the worst, I wish they weren't.
I know very little, but I know it fluently.
I know we can get through the barrier. Kes
I know we're good but this is getting ridiculous... --Doc Scurlock
I know well what I am fleeing from but not what I am in search of. - Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
I know what I am and what I have to do. - Annie Devlin
I know what I don't see, really shouldn't bother me.
I know what I know, if you know what I mean.  -Edie Brickell
I know what I mean, The Question is, do you?
I know what I said silly :)  - Sherry Holley
I know what I saw, Mulder, it was here - Scully (3x21)
I know what I saw, Scully - Fox Mulder
I know what I saw, Scully. - Mulder (Gender Bender)
I know what I'm doing
I know what a bunch of lions is called, said Tom with pride
I know what a sextet is but I had rather not say.
I know what gold does to men's souls.  Walter Huston
I know what happened to Livingstone in Generations!  -  Spot ate him!
I know what he's afraid of - Fox Mulder
I know what it is, you big dumb jerk-Mark
I know what it means! :-)
I know what it must be like to be Lee Majors - Crow
I know what love is, what's it to you.
I know what to do with stale cake, said Tom triflingly.
I know what will get more viewers! &lt;Shot of beach girls&gt; - EWJ
I know what you look like! - O'Brien
I know what you mean
I know what you mean. - Sisko
I know what you want, the magpies have come
I know what you want, the magpies have come - Tori Amos
I know what you want, the magpies have come.
I know what you want. You want ectasy, Desire & Dreams. --JM
I know what you're asking but I feel nothing from it. - Troi
I know what you're looking for/Rough Stuff!...  Adam Ant 
I know what you're thinkin' punk, did he use five taglines or six?
I know what you're thinking - did he fire six shots, or only five? - Dirty Harry
I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself
I know what you're thinking..where did he get those snazzy binoculars?
I know what your thinking lets try it
I know what's coming to me is never going to arrive - NIN
I know what's weighing on your mind.
I know what's what, and who's who, but have no idea why's why.
I know when I'm gonna die..my birth certificate has an expiration date
I know when I'm out of my league.  I just don't care.
I know when we should go home!  Now is not one of those times! Yakko
I know where I am, it's everybody else who's lost.
I know where I am....IknowwhereIam  -- Batty
I know where I'm going, I just can't find it on the map today!!!!!!!
I know where children get all that energy. They suck it out of their parents
I know where it is, but you can't get there from here
I know where my towel is
I know where of I speak. - Lister
I know where the Second Foundation really is!
I know where the kitchen is, that's where the M&Ms are.
I know where there are real castles that float on cotton candy clouds!
I know which boyd gets the woym, said Tom in an oily voice.
I know which way the wind is blowing, but I have my own course to follow
I know who God is, but who's God Dammit?
I know who I am. I know what I want. You can go to hell --Nietzche
I know who killed Hoffa!
I know who killed Laura Palmerand no, it can wait till morning
I know who turned off the lights, Tom hinted darkly.
I know who you are ... and I saw what you did
I know why God made babies cute... so we won't kill 'em. --Gallagher
I know why dad got me that bike. He's trying to bump me off! - Calvin
I know why dogs lick their testicles. To loose the taste of dog food.
I know why so many squirrels live in my family tree.
I know why the caged bird sings. -  Maya Angelou
I know why the post office is so slow. They use windows.
I know why they only get sex and you mean my thumbs.
I know women...I married a woman and I know what's goin' on. - Cosby
I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe somebody can adopt you.
I know you are, but what am I?
I know you are, but what am I?
I know you believe you understand what you think I said.
I know you can hear me, dammit! -- Col. Potter to BJ
I know you can't talk to me - there's always that fear of rejection.
I know you from somewhere.  Have you ever been in jail?
I know you from somewhere.  Have you ever had a life?
I know you hate taglines ...that's why I use them
I know you know karate, but do you know MagLite?
I know you know that I know.
I know you know the answer, but do you know the question?
I know you know what's on my mind
I know you think you understand what you thought I said.
I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant
I know you were trying to give me the best of your love...Eagles
I know you will do what must be done. - Yarka
I know you would prefer to wallow in a pool of emotion. Spock
I know you! You're that pretty lady my daddy dates! Quinn
I know you'll do a wonderful job. - The Nagus
I know you're assimilated, but what am I? -PeeWee of Borg
I know you're dead Rimmer, don't whinge-on about it! - Lister
I know you're dead, but you're still a smeghead. * Lister
I know you're in search of yourself, I just haven't seen you anywhere
I know you're in there, I can smell your brains
I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks.
I know you're not as stooped as you seem. No one could be!
I know you're omnipotent, but you're still a smeghead. - Lister to Q
I know you're out there somewhere& somewhere you can hear my voice
I know you're out there somewhere...  -Moody Blues
I know you're sexually experienced .now try it *with* a partner !
I know you're sorry; now where's your apology?
I know you, I know you've seen her. -- R.E.M
I know you, Neelix, and I know you're afraid. Kes
I know you, you're that English secret agent from England - J.W. Pepper
I know you.  But you can't be you!  There ain't no coming back!
I know you.  Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
I know zat sayink.  It wus inwented in Russia. - Chekov
I know!  I'll wrap myself in duct tape and visit Roseanne! --Q, LGD
I know!  Let's use Force as a battering ram. -- Recoil
I know!  That's why I said it! - Mark Baum
I know! I know! 1976! What do I win? - Jalapeno
I know! Let's get Dr. Scratchansniff a Tribble! - Wakko
I know! Lets start a club like that diuretics guy!
I know! Lets start a club like that diuretics guy! -Hef, Rocko
I know' is just 'I Believe' with delusions of grandeur
I know, I MAKE it look easy... - F!
I know, I MAKE it look easy... - Freakazoid
I know, I do get things scrambled sometimes.
I know, I just saw them. - Troi
I know, I know  ..take two green M&M's an call in the mornin! ::grin::
I know, I know - Quark
I know, I know, it's a Russian thing. - Ivanova
I know, I know,...a _thousand_ questions. - Balok
I know, I know. Remind me never to have kids. - Rimfire
I know, I know... I'm dreaming.
I know, I know.... I can probably find it in the docs
I know, I'm late again
I know, I've played them all! - Sisko
I know, Isis, but we'll be gone before they get here. Gary Seven
I know, but you leave me no choice. Data
I know, everyone's in a hurry these days -- O'Brien
I know, it's only Rock and Roll, but I like it!!
I know, shut up
I know, where I want to go today!
I know.    Somehow...   I've always known
I know.  Pointy Hat.  Corner
I know.  Somehow... I've always known. - Leia
I know. Bad pun. Here's the phaser.--Marc Lavallee
I know. But what else could I do? - G'Kar
I know. I just got it. It was very funny. Data
I know. I know. I'm insane. But it's such fun! - Anna Steven
I know. I'm worried about him, too. - McCoy
I know. Somehow...I've always known.
I know... But thanks anyways!!!!!! - Eddy Gosset
I knowutcha mean, Vern- Tom vowed earnestly
I larnd it from th Main DOS Usr's Group
I last felt good at 9:30am about eight years ago.
I laugh at "paid programs"
I laugh in the face of the 2nd law of thermodynamics.
I laugh, I love, I hope, I try. I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry
I laugh... in your general direction. - Jeff
I laughed for five straight minutes at this!
I laughed for five straight minutes at this! - Gryphontamer
I laughed so hard I wet my pants! -- Official Echo Cry
I laughed, I cried, I fell down,
I laughed, I cried, I laughed some more
I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me.
I laughed, I cried, it was a Mecca of emotion.
I laughed.  I cried.  I spilled my popcorn
I lay it down as fact that, if all men knew what others say of them, there
I lay it down as fact that, if all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world. - Blaise Pascal
I lay nude in my hotel room.  The maid entered, FINALLY!
I lead a dog's life.  I'm not even allowed on the furniture!
I lead such a sheltered life....tax shelter, that is.
I leaft mi spelchekr in my outher paucket.
I learn by example, often from my dog.
I learn by mistakes, I'm getting a FABULOUS education
I learn by mistakes.....I'm getting a SUPERIOR education.
I learn something new every day - and promptly forget it!
I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content.&lt;Keller&gt;
I learned English by reading taglines.
I learned from Star Trek:  Humans are highly illogical
I learned from Star Trek:  If it can't be fixed, just ask Scotty.
I learned from Star Trek:  Insufficient data does not compute
I learned from Star Trek:  Keep your phaser set on stun
I learned from Star Trek:  Live long and prosper
I learned from Star Trek:  Seek out new life and new civilizations
I learned from Star Trek:  When your logic fails, trust a hunch
I learned from Star Trek: Even in our own world, sometimes we are aliens
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig.  You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it. - Cyrus Ching
I learned more about sex from the library than from my mom
I learned that in bartending school. - The Continental.
I learned to evade and eschew. Next comes twist and shout
I learned to fly in Starbug 2, not 1! --Rimmer. They're the same.
I learned to kiss like this by syphoning gas!
I learned to kiss like this by syphoning mercury!
I learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone who says they didn't is just lyin'! -- Willie Nelson
I learned to play the trumpet at 84! (Hell for those at 82 and 86!)
I learned to put the [toilet] seat down...it makes you look like a warm, caring, sensitive human being
I leave the conspiracy theories to Oliver Stone - Crow
I led the First Amazon Cavalry PMS Battalion.
I leech taglines too!
I leek only for myself. My onions are my own.
I left My Head In San Francisco --Data SINGS!
I left Nam in '67..Somebody tell me, what's a hootch?
I left a trail of crumbs. I'm being followed by six rats
I left my 'vark in San Francisco
I left my Taglines on my 486.
I left my Taglines on my HAL 9000.  *
I left my Tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco
I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!!
I left my body to medical science; it contested the will
I left my body to science fiction & it was dissected.  A time paradox!
I left my car unlocked and someone stole my Club.
I left my gal' in South Korea with nineteen kids and gonorrhea
I left my good Taglines in my 486.
I left my good recipes in my 486.
I left my harp in Sam Clam's disco.
I left my heaaaaaaaad...in San Franciscooooo
I left my head in San Francisco... -- Data
I left my heart in San Francisco. - Joe Montana
I left my s on my 486.
I left my tag-line in my other pants.
I left my taglines on my 486
I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco.
I left my wife for a 486DXL/128. I'm so happy now
I let my fingers do the walking & they got lost!
I let my mind go wandering in search of my heart.
I let my mind wander - it never came back!
I let my mind wander and it didn't come back!
I let my mind wander in search of my heart.
I let my mind wander once, it never came back.
I let my mind wander once... It never returned!
I let my mind wander once...it never came back.
I let my mind wander, and it didn't come back!" * Calvin
I let my mind wander, and it never came back
I let my mind wander, but it never came back -- Calvin
I let my mind wander...and it didn't come back!
I let my pride override my instinct. Tain
I let the media do my thinking for me, therefore I am.
I lie a little, I die a little. - Philip Rawson
I lied twice - Simulant I didn't think of that. - Lister
I lied!  I'll never be alright!
I lied.  I was never a kid. -- Trapper
I lifted my uncomprehending eyes to the heavens.
I lifted this from a message once
I like 'em stacked.  Hard drives, women, and pancakes.
I like 'em sweet, with a heart of gold.
I like 2 kinds of music: Country and Western!
I like @F. He isn't as weird as the other two
I like American music.  Do you like American music? - Violent Femmes
I like Animaniacs Taglines the best
I like Australian beer, said Tom, hopingly.
I like BOTH types of music:  Rock AND Roll!!!
I like Bajoran politics. - Anna Steven
I like Barney, stuffed and mounted on the wall in my den!
I like Barney... stuffed and mounted on my wall
I like Boolean logic. NOT!
I like Captain Solo right where he is.  Jabba the Hutt
I like Chinese detective movies, Tom chanted.
I like Clinton about as much as Vietnam Vets do.
I like Def Comedy Jam and you can too!
I like Eric Clapner. - Joycelyn Elders
I like Florida. Everything is in the eighties. The temperatures, the ages, and the IQS. --George Carlin
I like God. I just don't like his fan-club
I like HQS
I like Insane, Insane is FUN!
I like Kramer - Gypsy
I like Mountain Dew out of a can better than from a bottle... I've a real canned Dew attitude
I like New York in June... how about you?
I like New York in June... how about you?
I like Newt, he's so embarassing to Republicans
I like Orville. He isn't as weird as the other two.
I like Ro. Ahh, well, what's done is done. - Anna Steven
I like Rush Hours...I am always in the RIGHT lane
I like Submarines - long, hard, and filled with Sea Men!
I like Superhighway!  It is AMERICAN!  Bold, Brash, and full of it!
I like Tribbles  defurred and deep-fried!
I like Triple  A  SEX, (Anything, Anytime, Anywhere!!!)
I like Triple "A" women (Anything, Anytime, Anywhere)
I like U. U like me. Barney's F*****g ugly!
I like Win95. I Like DOS 7. I dislike Win 3.1!
I like Windows!
I like Windows, really!  But I like root canals, too!
I like a customer who knows what she wants!
I like a good beer buzz early in the morning.
I like a good tail on a woman - Tom on blender's cord
I like a little philosophy Tao and Zen
I like a man who grins when he fights.
I like a man who grins when he fights.  - Winston Churchill
I like a man who grins when he fights. (W. Churchill)
I like a man who's crazy about me.
I like a man with integrity; just wish I knew one!
I like a person who operates at a 90 angle to reality
I like a quiet life, sun, sea, sand, modem
I like a rose on a piano, but I LOVE tulips on an organ!
I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed
I like a woman with integrity; just wish I knew one!
I like all kinds of spreads.  Playboy, Penthouse, & Legs.
I like ancestors - they never answer back or argue.
I like animals....I eat them and wear their skins !!!!
I like another beer, said Tom, hopefully
I like ants, in chocolate. Chrunch, hummmm.
I like atheism, but there aren't enough holidays
I like aural sex 'cause I can hear you coming.
I like babies. You can kick them one hell of a lot farther than bigger kids
I like beating my head against a wall. It feels so good when I stop
I like being a node. Told you I was crazy. (G)
I like being single.  I'm always there when I need me. -- Art Leo
I like big things; the size of them impresses me
I like both kinds of music: Country AND Western
I like bread.
I like candy canes, but I only like the white part.
I like candy canes; they're my favorite candy.  But I only like the white part. - Steven Wright
I like candy, especially the gooey kind with nougat!
I like cats Dead ones! --Alf
I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
I like cats, but I don't think I could eat a whole one
I like cats, they make good violins.
I like cats, they taste just like chicken
I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes
I like catsdead ones! --Alf.
I like cherries jubilee. - Kazul, the dragon
I like chicken soup better... - Anna Steven
I like children {If they are properly cooked!}
I like children, Really. Taste just like chicken
I like children, but I couldn't eat a whole one
I like children, but my Doctor said I had to give up red meat
I like children, if they are properly cooked!
I like children. If they're properly cooked. - W.C. Fields
I like children... but I don't think I could eat a whole one
I like chinese... I like their tiny little trees  Monty Python
I like criticism, but it must be my way. - Twain
I like different ones for different reasons
I like dogs, too. Janeway
I like dolphins. If dolphins were human, I'd be a dolphin
I like dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Patrick Henry
I like eating Gagh. It's one of the few foods that doesn't bite back
I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
I like family, - if they are gentle.
I like fast food. That's why I never order snails.
I like feminists; I think they're cute.
I like funny looks
I like gentle fondling, caressing, massaging
I like having court outside - Tom as prince
I like having people disagree with me.  It proves I'm right.
I like her,....very forthright. - Beverly
I like him. Pinky? But he's . . . He's barely verbal.--Brain
I like it RAW on Monday nights!!!
I like it already. Agreed. - Tomalak
I like it better in the dark.
I like it firm and fruity
I like it rough! - Crow
I like it too.. but you don't have to slobber all over me, Beavis!
I like it when people yell NOT!...   NOT!!
I like it!
I like it! - His Eminence
I like it! Uncanned private public chatter!
I like it, I love it, I want some more of it.
I like it, actually, and I'm quite surprised. - Anna Steven
I like it. It adds a touch of distinction and authority.  &lt;g&gt; - Anna
I like kids if they're properly cooked WC Fields
I like kids, but I can't eat a whole one.
I like kids, but I could never eat a whole one.
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one!
I like life in the fast lane, but I'm always in the pits!
I like life on the run! - Naotalba
I like life.  It's something to do.	 Ronnie Shakes
I like long walks when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I like loud unabandoned wild passionate sex!!
I like maxim's that don't encourage behavior
I like maxim's that don't encourage behavior modification.
I like measles! laughed Tom infectiously.
I like meeting new friends ... Let's talk
I like men like I like my code: fast, tight & easy!
I like men to behave like men - strong and childish. (Francoise Sagan)
I like men with big, ummmm hearts...that's it, HEARTS!!!
I like men with big...HEARTS! Yeah! That's it!
I like men with some backbone :) -Serendipity
I like milk because it comes from cows.
I like mine under the covers.  I am a covert sexist.
I like mine with runny cheese! - Tom sings about waffles
I like modern painting, said Tom abstractly.
I like my QWK OFFLINE reader!
I like my _species_ the way it is! - Worf.
I like my alphabet soup in Wingding fonts.
I like my books thin and with lots of pictures
I like my cat over greasy
I like my chairs pre-warmed - Hobbes
I like my coffee *strong*, not lethal! - Col. Potter
I like my coffee black  as a moonless night.
I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy.
I like my food to move! * Cat
I like my games live...and in living color. - Sagat
I like my job..it's the work I hate
I like my men to be...well...hockey players!
I like my spaghettie boiled!
I like my species the way i
I like my species the way it is -- Lucy to Cro Magnon Man
I like my species the way it is. - Worf to Locutus
I like my spee-sees the way it is!!!--Worf
I like my steak MIDIum rare
I like my steak so rare a good Vet could save it
I like my women and code to be the same: Fast, tight and easy
I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
I like my women the way I like my coffee--strong and flavorful!
I like my women to be... Well... WOMEN!
I like my women to be...well...hockey players!
I like my women to beWellWOMEN!
I like myself, but I won't say I'm as handsome as the bull that kidnapped Europa.  -- Marcus Tullius Cicero
I like noise.  When it's too quiet, I can hear my brain cells dying
I like nursing my drinks. -- Vir
I like older woman..allright ! - Harry Kim
I like oral sex, it's the phone bills I hate.
I like overkill
I like people better than principles, and I like people with no principles
I like people who refuse to speak until they are ready to speak. - Lillian Hellman
I like pigs. Dogs look UP to us. Cats look DOWN on us. Pigs treat us as EQUALS. -- Winston Churchill
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals
I like plain answers, Mr. Worf.  Give me a few. - Picard
I like quality, not quantity.
I like ragged margins, said Tom without justification.
I like random Taglines the best
I like raw meat on rare occasions.
I like reading books, but I LOVE reading Tarot!
I like reading my second-hand dairy that I bought
I like rosy cheeks! The Dancing Bandit
I like sex with blondes but my wife hates it
I like sex with blondes, but my boyfriend hates it
I like sex with my wife but my boyfriend hates it.
I like shafts
I like short-nosed dogs, Tom said pugnaciously
I like small, inflatable sheep. Yew? Naaah.
I like smokin' lighting, heavy metal thunder! - Steppenwolf
I like snappy, but concise does have it's virtues
I like snow. It fills all the potholes
I like spam for it's personality, not it's taste - Todd Letsche
I like spending my holiday in Hell !
I like standards...there's so many to choose from.
I like stress, it makes me feel alive
I like stuff on a stick. - Heffer, Rocko's Modern Life
I like taglines with musical notes, but I can't play them!
I like talking to people it breeds friendship
I like tea!  I don't like coffee! -- Sam Beckett
I like that idea
I like that old time Rock & Roll!
I like that set!
I like that. I think I like that a lot. Sheridan
I like the "Fat Elvis" stamp better.
I like the 486 tower.  Does it come in red?
I like the EZ way of life!
I like the Japanese version better. - B. Heenan, on U.S. anthem
I like the babe with the great haircut! - Crow
I like the bestiality...   -- Karen Peisley
I like the complicated things in life ... women!
I like the dark.  The dark is comforting to me.   Vivien Leigh
I like the different colours though.
I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.
I like the evil way your mind works. --The Watcher
I like the future, I'm in it.
I like the guy. --Garibaldi on Lennier.
I like the idea in theory, but what of the mess? * Picard
I like the idea of an ancient race - it makes a world feel so... lived in
I like the knight life
I like the new chocolate goldfish.
I like the parts that are smooth, firm
I like the ping sound - Crow as muscular guy
I like the simple things in life, Sex, Beer, Computers, Food and SEX!
I like the simple things in life:  MEN!
I like the tower at night. With all those red blinking lights.
I like the way Clinton Thinks, Eat, Eat ,Eat.- Garfield
I like the way ONLY their mouths move ...  They look like DYING OYSTERS
I like the way he tucks his thumbs into his belt.  Katharine Hepburn
I like the way your eyes dance when you laugh.
I like the way your mind malfunctions
I like the way your mind works.
I like the women's movement, especially from behind one.
I like the word "indolence." It makes my laziness seem classy.  - Bern Williams
I like the word `indolence.' It makes my laziness seem cl
I like the word `indolence.' It's a classy way to be lazy
I like the word indolence, makes my laziness seem classy
I like their bickering & remain hopeful that it will erode to a brawl!
I like things that go boom
I like this Ano-Weet, it really unclogs me
I like this drill, said Tom as he carie'd out the dental work.
I like this new movie better!
I like this new movie better! - Mike
I like this new movie better! -- Mike Nelson
I like this one cause it's whiter -Mike as girl with doll
I like this tagline so much, I bought the company!
I like this taglineI think I'll take it with me.
I like this, I think I will steal it..&lt;SNIP&gt;..thanks!
I like those pants (Calvin's?). They'd look good on my bedroom floor
I like time machine restaurants which evoke an earlier age.
I like to be here when I can.
I like to be naked in movies, I've a reputation to uphold. -Alex Baldwin
I like to be rested when things start to happen. - Hobbes
I like to be stoned - JEHOVAH! JEHOVAH!
I like to burn stuff. - Beavis
I like to compare names, sometimes I recognize something!
I like to consider myself one of the happy generations
I like to demonstrate the absurd by being absurd. - Rush Limbaugh
I like to dissect computer viruses
I like to do all the talking. It saves time and prevents arguments
I like to draw because it makes my mind flow.
I like to eat with teddy bears. They're always stuffed.
I like to enter messages from the Asylum computer.
I like to feel the response when I'm certain you know I am here
I like to get ticketed at an airport.
I like to give homemade gifts. Which child would you like?
I like to go swimmin' with bow-legged women
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail...  Kitten On Fire. - Steven Wright
I like to keep my mind free - in case I need to use it.
I like to leave messages *before* the beep!
I like to leave my message  the beep!
I like to leave my message &lt;before&lt; the beep!
I like to live like a poor person with lots of money
I like to make history.
I like to press wild flowers.
I like to procrastin*!@#$%^&* NO HURRIER
I like to read. It's a lot of fun when you know how!
I like to reel it in and then spit it out. - Alanis
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.  Granted, it takes longer. - Steven Wright
I like to reminisce with people I don't know. - S. Wright
I like to reminisce with people I don't know. Granted, it takes longer
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.  Steven Wright
I like to say "* for windows" as "The * from hell!"
I like to say 'Quark'!  Quark, quark, quark, quark! -- Hobbes
I like to see a lad who can take care of himself.  &lt;Bing Crosby&gt;
I like to share :-)   Really I do. - Shelly Holley
I like to sit and think. Mostly, I just sit.
I like to sit to the left of people... (Jerry)
I like to skate on the other side of the ice
I like to skate on the other side of the ice ... - Steven Wright
I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
I like to skate on the other side of the ice. - S. Wright
I like to sleep w/my head in a catchers mitt - Crow
I like to sleep when I go camping, said Tom intently.
I like to sneak in & lay on the table saw - Crow
I like to start the day with a total dickhead, to remind me I'm best"
I like to study tourists in their natural habitat
I like to suspend disbelief, not hang it by the neck until dead!
I like to think I am a picker-uper of unconsidered trifles.
I like to think I am important.... to me anyway.... :-)
I like to think of an egg as a liquid chicken.
I like to think of anything stupid I've done as a learning experience
I like to think of it as a career change. - Q
I like to think of it as the Prime Suggestion. -Kirk
I like to think of myself as a divide overflow.
I like to think of myself as the social director of the heart. - Hawk
I like to think that there are always possibilities.
I like to think that you killed someone; it's the romantic in me.
I like to throw boomarangs to dogs
I like to torture my plants by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
I like to try door number one, Monty - Fox Mulder
I like to verb words
I like to watch cars turn right as well as left.
I like traffic lights I like trafic lights
I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights
I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I...oh, god
I like two kinds of women: domestic and foreign.
I like vigorous shaking and/or slapping.
I like what I see these days! - Don Horton
I like where legs go when they get together.
I like windows, really,  But I like root canal too.
I like women a little on the trashy side.
I like women as much as the next guy, said Tom bisexually.
I like women just like computer code : fast, tight & easy.
I like women like I like my code: fast, tight & easy!
I like women what takes their time.
I like women with big... HEARTS!  YEAH! THAT's it!
I like womenext guy, said Tom bisexually
I like womens like I like my code: fast, tight & easy!
I like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours
I like work.  I can sit and look at it for hours.
I like work.  I can sit and watch it for hours!
I like work. I can sit and watch others do it for hours.
I like work... I can sit and watch it for ours
I like work; it fascinates me.  I can sit and look at it for hours.
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit & look at
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
I like writing artificially intelligent programs, Tom lisped.
I like you @F. That's why I'm going to kill you last
I like you alot, but I don't think of you that way
I like you as I think you are
I like you better tied down
I like you better tied down, said the redhead with a big grin
I like you better tied down.
I like you to know you better, mother Data
I like you way too much to kill you
I like you, Gramps.  That's why I'll kill you last. -- Crow
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles
I like you, you like me. I will eat your family. - Barney
I like you.  You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last. - Commando
I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.
I like young girls, their stories are shorter.
I like young girls.  Their stories are shorter. -- Tom McGuane
I like young girls. Their stories are shorter.
I like your SNOOPY POSTER!!
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
I like your baudy language
I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
I like your game but we have to change the rules
I like your recipes better than mine!  Wanna swap?
I like your tag line!
I like your taglines better than mine!  Wanna swap?
I like your wife... and I've never met her!   :-)
I like -made 
I liked "Slaughterhouse 5", but I can't find the first four anywhere.
I liked Chest, though - Mike on heavy metal group
I liked O.J. better when he was a commercial & I could switch channels.
I liked Occam's razor so much, I bought the company.
I liked everything about it.  Except the content.--Kira
I liked her approach. And her departure was breathtaking!
I liked him [Spock] better before he was dead. -- McCoy
I liked him better before he died. * McCoy
I liked him better before he was dead. - McCoy on Spock
I liked my Hewlett Packard, so I bought the company
I liked that huge Sun worshiper. - McCoy
I liked that one
I liked the orbit simulation vacumn cell
I liked the skull better.  Joel Robinson
I liked things better when I didn't understand them
I lined up all my taglines and they circled the earth - 10 times!
I linked your tagline with my tagline database
I listen to Paul and Al in the morning
I listen to by body. It's saying "Two twinkies and an RC Cola, Please"
I listen to her breathing it sounds like the waves on the sea -Floyd
I listen to my body.  It says, "Cookies and chocolate milk, please".
I listen to the C shells on the C shore of the UNIX C
I literally did not know computers had hard disk drives. - W. Gibson
I live at the end of a one way, dead end street.
I live by only 2 laws, See dis? IDIC and Murphy
I live by only 2 laws:  IDIC and Murphy.
I live by only 2 laws: IDIC and Murphy. Edsil Murphy
I live by two laws IDIC and Murphy's  :)
I live for Bach - Mulder
I live for drugs.  It's great
I live for immortality.--Laura Thurston
I live for these moments! - Fred the Mutant
I live forever, but I feel so dead inside. - Annie Devlin
I live in 566 of a six level apartment building.
I live in Canada. It's not a third-world country. - Anna Steven
I live in Memphis & I've never been to Graceland :)
I live in Sudbury, in the PROVINCE of Ontario.  &lt;grin&gt;  -Anna Steven
I live in a dimension unpredicted by the Unified Theory...!
I live in a house, but belong in a HOME.
I live in a predominantly mixed neighborhood. - Jay London
I live in a quiet neighboorhood, we use lasers
I live in a quiet neighborhood - I'm dead!
I live in a quiet neighborhood - they use silencers.
I live in a quiet neighborhood -- I'm in a cemetary.
I live in a quiet neighborhood -- The cat's have silencers.
I live in a quiet neighborhood -- Through traffic is a moving target.
I live in a quiet neighborhood -- We killed all the cats.
I live in a quiet neighborhood -- We use silencers.
I live in a quiet neighborhood -- We use war surplus land mines.
I live in a quiet neighborhood, they use silencers.
I live in a quiet neighborhood.  They use lasers
I live in a quiet neighbourhood - they use silencers
I live in a quite neighborhood -- I'm a shepherd
I live in a world of my own, and visiting hours are over.
I live in a world of my own, but visitors are always welcome
I live in a world of my own, but you're welcome to visit.
I live in an Alternative Universe,but I have a Summer home in Reality.
I live in another dimension, my summer home is in reality.
I live in my little world, where reality does not exist
I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.
I live in my own little world, but you're welcome to visit.
I live in my own world ... Peaceful visitors welcome.
I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity. - Albert Einstein
I live in the desert with a cat with no brain...
I live in the past, the rent is cheaper.
I live in the state of denial
I live like I type - Fast, and with a lot of mistakes.
I live my life like there's no tomorrow
I live my life like there's no tomorrow... - Van Halen
I live on the edge.  I have lots of friends there.
I live one day at a time, but I'm one day behind.
I live one day at a time, but I'm three weeks behind.
I live only for posterity... Napoleon Bonaparte
I live so far in the country, my ZIP is EIEIO!
I live so far in the country, my zipcode is EIEIO!
I live so far out in the boonies, my zip code is EIEIO!
I live so far out in the country, my zipcode is EIEIO!
I live the greatest adventure of all -- Tosk
I live the greatest adventure one could ever desire.
I live the life of Riley...when Riley isn't home.
I live the way I type - fast and with lots of mistakes
I live the way I type; fast, with a lot of mistakes
I live to bust your chops, my friend. - Maria Vitale 04-94
I live to chop chicken.  - Titanium Elf
I live to outwit the hunters for another day...  Tosk
I live to serve the public. How'd you like to be cooked?
I lived all my life on Planet Earth!
I lived alone but I was only coming back to you - Leonard Cohen
I loaded Windows and it s
I loaded Windows and it slammed on my fingers!
I loathe anyone who keeps dogs. They're cowards who don't have the courage to bite people themselves
I loathe people who keep dogs.  They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.	 August Strindberg
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bi
I loathe the military. - Bill Clinton
I locked coat hanger in car; it's a good thing I had a key
I locked down their docking clamps. - Kira
I locked my coat hanger in car.  Good thing I had a key
I locked my coathanger in my car. Good thing I had a key. - Def One
I locked my coathanger in my car; good thing I had a key.
I locked my keys in the car the other day.  I was still inside.  s.w
I locked the coat hanger in the car.  Good thing I had a key!
I locked the door to my own cell, and i lost the key
I log on... Therefore I am!
I logged on with an alias of "all". Boy do I get a lot of messages
I logged onto PCBored one time, but didn't inhale
I logon, therefore I am.
I loike traffic lights- Monty Python
I long ago came to the conclusion that all life is six to five against. - Damon Runyan
I long for the simplier days of Pong and Pacman.
I long to be a human being.  Greta Garbo
I long to be a human being. &lt;Greta Garbo&gt;
I long to be here by his resolve. - Live
I look at the world and see no understanding
I look better on a woman!
I look for beer - it makes me go.
I look forward to sampling your cooking, Mister Neelix.--Janeway
I look forward to seeing you again. - Bareil
I look forward to your report Mr. Broccoli..er..Barclay - Picard
I look forward to your report, Mr. Broccoli * Picard
I look into your eyes see men lying broken at the bottom of your well.
I look like Peter Garrett, I dress like Sabu-Mike as Glen
I look like a Klingon! Klingon Torres
I look like a geek, Joel - Tom
I look like a mortal
I look like a vacuum cleaner hose with eyes - Crow
I look like a vacuum cleaner hose with eyes.  Crow T. Robot
I look pretty young, but I'm just back-dated. - the Who "Substitute"
I look toward the glory as that of the sun.
I look upon all the world as my parish. - John Wesley
I look upon self-interest as my great strength. - Avon
I looked at what he built, and to me it explained the stars. - 'Cimi
I looked back and the station just... wrinkled. - Jinxo re: B4
I looked back and the station justwrinkled. --Jinxo.
I looked deep into the eyes of that potato, and ordered Steak instead.
I looked for my ancestors,....and I found friends
I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye" - NIN
I looked him right in the eye and said goodbye.
I looked in the eyes of that potato and had steak instead.
I looked in the grave and He was gone!
I looked in the mirror through the eyes of a child that was me.
I looked in the toilet and screamed. -- Tabba Schwarzkopf
I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap. 
I looked into the darkness, Na'toth - G'Kar
I looked me right in the eye and said goodbye
I looked up at her and asked how much is that gonna cost?
I looked up executrix. It has nothing to do w/ leather and high heels.
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. --Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree, two dogs were using it!-Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree, two dogs were using it!-Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree...there were two dogs using it.
I looked up my wife's family tree. Most of her relatives are still climbing around in it
I looked up to see I had fallen in love with Doris Day. -- Potter
I looooove yeeeeewww! - Brother Love
I loosed my lips and sunk the ship of my own privacy! - The Tick
I lose BBS messages, but I seldom lose mail.
I lose control, I can't say no
I lose more Fuzzie Wuzzies that way!-Elmira of Tiny Toons
I lost  You won  Here's 15 Points  Now wasn't that fun?! - Gato
I lost 70kgs of ugly unwanted fat - I divorced her
I lost 8 pounds and found another 12.
I lost a button hole
I lost a button hole today.
I lost a button hole today.  Where am I gonna find another one?
I lost a button hole today.  Where am I gonna find another one? - Steven Wright
I lost a button hole today.  Where am I gonna find another one? - s.w
I lost a button hole today.  Where will I find another?
I lost a button hole today. - S. Wright
I lost a button hole today. Where am I gonna find another one? - s.w.
I lost a button hole today. s.w
I lost a button hole.....
I lost a dream date w/ Nancy Kerrigan by 1/10 of a point!
I lost all my money at the racetrack, a bettor wailed hoarsely
I lost all my other taglines..I have to think up new ones
I lost faith in being an atheist
I lost family as well on the Black Star. -- Lennier
I lost my HUNTing license on Rise of the Triad!
I lost my drivers license on Wacky Wheels!
I lost my favourite scapegoat/voodoo doll.  &lt;eg&gt;  - Anna Steven
I lost my hat! - BJ. Your cookies'll be next. - Hawkeye
I lost my ignorance, security, and pride - NIN
I lost my knickers at Niagara.
I lost my license, now I don't drive!
I lost my lucky ball & chain; now she's four years gone.
I lost my lucky ball and chain and now she's 4 years gone -- TMBG
I lost my memory........and I can't remember where
I lost my mind once.  Luckily I had it backed up on tape!
I lost my parents to the footfalls of unthinking boot wearers! -EWJim
I lost my soul to a Tagline.
I lost my taglines in a hard drive crash
I lost my taglines in a hard drive crash.................
I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in.
I lost my virginity on a farm, said Tom sheepishly
I lost my virginity on a farm, said Tom sheepishly
I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
I lost my virginity....Did you keep the box it came in?
I lost my wife in the last attack. Anan 7
I lounge about corrected
I love 'em, I squeeze 'em, I will call 'em Dodger! - Vhujunka
I love /dev/null.
I love @f@ - he makes ME seem normal!  &lt;G&gt;
I love Akane! I love the red-pony-tailed girl! I can't decide! &lt;BONK&gt;
I love America.  You always hurt the one you love. -- David Frye impersonating Nixon
I love American MITTs!  (Maidens in Tank-Tops)
I love Ansi-Bombs! .Yh@FNʯ
I love BBSing: All the social dynamics of kindergarten!
I love BBSing: All the social dynamics of pre-school!
I love BT's lines - there such good quali&$#$@$@!:"|{L&gt;NO CARRIER
I love Bajor!
I love Beethoven -- especially the poems.  (Ringo Starr)
I love BiCapitalization.
I love CATS! Especially for 1 hour at 350 with some veggies.
I love California.  I practically grew up in Phoenix.  -- Dan Quayle
I love California. I grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle
I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. -- D. Quayle
I love California. It's the crowds that piss me off!
I love Canada, 50,000,000 times !!! -- Brian Mulroney
I love Cats and Cat Taglines
I love Cats!  A little "A-1" and some rice and gravy.
I love Christ and hope to meet a Christian, Ghandi
I love Conservatives - they make such great targets!
I love DOS!  It's great for the ego!
I love DS9 too ya know... - Sherry Holley
I love Dallas.  It's the crowds that pi$$ me off!
I love Echo Mail! All the social dynamics of pre-school
I love Freckles! The best way to play "connect the dots" with Redheads!
I love Jesus, yes I do!  Baked or broiled or in a stew!
I love Ken, he is my sweet friend & I love him-Crow sings
I love Kramer! - TV's Frank
I love Liberals - they make such great targets!
I love MITTs! (Mexicans in Tank tops!)
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney
I love My ChA0S !!!
I love New York!     * * *       No Radio
I love OS/2.  I just wish that IBM loved it too
I love Oriental women; they're the nicest people you can come across.
I love Q, Q loves me, he goes on to infinity....-Barney.
I love ROCK 'N ROLL!  I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT" in 1965!!
I love Rock 'n Roll -Joan Jett  I love Rocky Road -Yankovic
I love Rocky Roadso won't you go and buy half a gallon baby
I love Rush Limbaugh, he makes such a good target!
I love Rush Limbaugh.  He makes a really nice target.
I love Standards, there are so many of them!
I love Surfing a Blue Wave.
I love Telix for Windows!
I love Terok Nor...so put another dime in the jukebox, baaaaby!!!
I love Terok Nor...so sing another Star Trek filk with me!
I love Unicorns, Good men, and other Fantast creaturs
I love Uranus
I love Velveeta, have some cheese, Tom said craftily.
I love Windows on my 486!  It's faster than my XT
I love Windows! NOT!
I love Windows! On my house, on my garage, on my car, on my
I love You, Jesus * Like no one else * Can't hide it
I love a business where if you can buy it, it's obsolete.
I love a good political joke...unless it gets elected.
I love a hand that meets my own with a grasp that causes some
I love a hand that meets my own with a grasp that causes some sensation.	Samuel Osgood
I love a man with a warped sense of humor
I love a man with a warped sense of humor. &lt;G&gt;
I love a man with chocolate on her breath.
I love a pointless eyeball gag, don't you? - Slappy
I love a redhead with chocolate on her breath
I love a sweaty butt! - Crow T. Robot
I love a tall, cold, glass of green water @#$% NO PERRIER
I love a woman in uniform. - Quark
I love a woman with chocolate on her breath.
I love a woman with punctuational nomenclature.
I love abusing the down-trodden.  It gives me poor-gasms.
I love acting. It is so much more real than life.  --Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
I love all humanity.  That's why I want to kill at least a third of it.
I love all humanity.  That's why I want to kill at least a third of it.
I love all my birds!!
I love an honest woman.  (And her taglines)
I love an opposition that has convictions. - Frederick the Great
I love and hate. -- Catallus
I love animals!  But they all seem to taste like chicken.
I love animals.  In fact, I've been arrested for it seven times.
I love animals. ... They taste good!
I love animals. I've been arrested for it twice.
I love animals. In fact, I've been arrested for it seven times.
I love animals. That's why I like to kill 'em
I love animals. They are very delicious.
I love animals.... They taste good!
I love animals.... They taste good!
I love animals.......they're delicious!
I love animals...they taste great!
I love animals...they're delicious!
I love animals; I've been arrested fer it 7 times. - Geco
I love any airplane beginning with a "B" as in Boeing 7xx
I love art. That's why I didn't draw anything. - Calvin, Wayside School
I love babes!  Quark
I love being a Rocker! I love it! - New Rocker Leif Cassidy
I love being a Turtle! -- Michelangelo
I love being a firefighter, it takes my mind off common s
I love being a writer . . . what I can't stand is the paperwork
I love being a writer, but I hate the paperwork around it!
I love being married.  It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. -- Rita Rudner
I love birds.  My favorite is the rosey-breasted pushover.
I love both kinds of music : Country AND Western
I love bunjee jumping ... &lt;splat!&gt;
I love calling here for the 550 conferences
I love cartoons. - Yakko Warner
I love cartoons. -- Yakko
I love cats 'cause they're stranger than I am!
I love cats and cat taglines.
I love cats because they're stranger than I am.
I love cats too..... wanna trade recipes?
I love cats too.; want to trade recipes?
I love cats! Tasted like chicken, but what doesn't?
I love cats, Tom mused.
I love cats, but their little bones get stuck in my teeth.
I love cats, it's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt
I love cats.  On a good night, I can eat 5 or 6 of 'em
I love cats.  They're pretty good when you add ketchup.
I love cats. - Beverly
I love cats. Barbecued.
I love cats. Dead ones.
I love cats. On a good night I can eat 5 or 6 of them!
I love cats. They taste just like chicken.
I love cats. They're pretty good when you add ketchup.
I love cats.. Dead ones
I love cats... especially with ketchup
I love cats... they taste just like chicken
I love cheap romance horror thriller novels. - Dot
I love children - but I couldn't eat a whole one
I love children!  They taste just like chicken!
I love children! They taste like chicken and go good with broccoli!
I love children--but I couldn't eat a whole one.
I love children.  Especially when they cry -- for then someone takes them away. -- Nancy Mitford
I love children.  They taste like chicken.
I love children. Pass the salt
I love children; I just don't think I could eat a whole one
I love contradictions.  Don't you hate them too?
I love cooking my children and leaving out commas
I love cooking my children and leaving out commas. --Stephen Fry
I love cooking other peoples' children and leaving out commas
I love cooling down with a COOL drink - Coca-Cola, the REAL thing!
I love cows!
I love cows! They turn into great steaks
I love cricket - You should see my overnight stand!
I love criticism as long as it's unqualified praise.
I love criticism just so long as it is unqualified praise
I love crossword puzzles, said Tom, cryptically
I love dancing and throwing parties. - Real live resume statement
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams
I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.
I love dinosaurs, good men, & other fantasy creatures.
I love dinosaurs, sensible liberals, and other fantasy creatures.
I love dogs & cats. I love pussies even more!
I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas.  A Chihuahua isn't a dog.  It's a rat with a thyroid problem
I love dogs....with beans and gravy and
I love doing that to her!
I love dragons, good women, & other fantasy creatures
I love each of my loaves - Mike as bread man
I love each of my loaves. -- Mike Nelson
I love eating crow, Tom said ravenously.
I love every bone in your body - especially mine
I love fine tuning programs.
I love flying my computer, too!
I love getting books in the mail.
I love happy endings - Crow sarcastically
I love happy faces! Don't you?
I love hidden taglines
I love him even more than my fodder or mudder-Frank sings
I love him, Odo.--Kira Nerys
I love hockey, said Tom puckily.
I love holodecks.  How else could I go to church?  - Guinan
I love how all girls a move dem body! - Reel 2 Real
I love humanity ... it's people I can't stand
I love it here ......NOT!
I love it when I'm sick.  I get to catch up on my echoes.
I love it when a plan comes together!
I love it when a plan comes together! - Hannibal Smith
I love it when a pun comes together!
I love it when a tagline comes together.
I love it when an assimilation comes together. - The Borg Team
I love it when he talks like this! - Peter Caine
I love it when she puts Nair on - Tom as girl rubs leg
I love it when we drive Cloyd 
I love it when you dBase me!
I love it when you talk dirty!!
I love it when you turn...your...modem..on..!
I love it when you're nasty, Spiral. Keep it up. - Mojo
I love it!  Bowling for buzzards! -- Pumba
I love it!  Consider it...STOLEN!
I love it! Anything gets me going really... -- Karen
I love it! Bowling for buzzards! - Pumba
I love it! Consider it...STOLEN!
I love it.  Look!  Larry's corneas are bleeding!
I love kids!  But I don't think I could eat a whole one
I love kids! Tastes like Chicken! -Dalhmer.....and Jackson
I love kids.............PARBOILED.......W.C. Fields
I love kitty's.. May I stroke your pussy???
I love leaving evidence of my stupidity for others... =)
I love mangling metaphors before breakfast.
I love mankind ... It's people I hate. -- Schulz
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt
I love mankind.  It's the people I can't stand.
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand. - Charles Schultz
I love marijuana, YOU love marijuana, WE love marijuana TOO. (c)
I love medicine. Bashir
I love men!  But then again...I love women too! :)
I love most animals... they're DELICIOUS!
I love movie lines for Taglines
I love mucking about in boats"--Dr Who-The Talons of Weng-Chiang
I love my 286!.. and those kind men in the coats..HAAHEEHOOO!!
I love my Sysop.
I love my Teddy.
I love my XT.. like a pet rock.
I love my attitude problem.
I love my blow-up doll, so, Bring out those cameras, please
I love my boyfriend, but I trust my cat.
I love my cable. It's my bestest friend that isn't alive. - Anna S
I love my cats. They make excellent Dog Toys!!
I love my computer. It's made in Taiwa~##$ ` #@
I love my country (with certain specific exceptions).
I love my country bubkin!
I love my country but I fear my government.
I love my country but am embarassed by my government.
I love my country but fear my government!
I love my country, and respect its government.
I love my country, but I fear elected officials and feminists.
I love my country, but I fear elected officials, the judiciary and feminizts.
I love my country, but fear it's government!
I love my country, but hate the criminals in my government
I love my country.  I just fear my government!
I love my country. I FEAR my government
I love my country; the other fellow loves his!  No *bashing*!
I love my dead Greek son! -- Joel Robinson
I love my family!
I love my girlfriend, but I trust my DOG.
I love my government, but fear my Kountry. - Hillbillary
I love my job -- it's the only place where I get enough sleep.
I love my job!  Do you?
I love my job! I love my job! I love my job! I love my
I love my job, it' s the work I hate
I love my job. It's the work and people I hate.
I love my job...It's the work I can't stand.
I love my kids, but I wouldn't want them for friends. - Janet Sorensen
I love my little Blonde wife Tonya, sez Don Rutter
I love my meat tender and flesh -er fresh.
I love my mom.....and you can to for just $15.
I love my new Bionic Woman SLASH Bionic Man noises - Crow
I love my new Bionic Woman/Bionic Man noises.  Crow T. Robot
I love my wife and my Turbo C, sure miss her
I love my world band receiver!
I love myself, I want you to love me --Divinyls
I love nature in spite of what it did to me,,,
I love netmail: All the social dynamics of pre-school!
I love netmail: All the social dynamics of pre-school!
I love ninjas.  They're wacky.  The Tick
I love oral sex, it's the phone bill I can't stand.
I love oral sex, it's the phone bill I hate.
I love oral sex. It's the phone bill I can't stand.
I love oral sex. It's the phone bill I hate.
I love pancakes, said Tom flippantly.
I love paying taxes. It feels so good when I stop.
I love peace and quiet.  Give me a piece and I'll be quiet
I love percussion instruments, said Tom symbolically.
I love pigeons!  .....But they still taste like Chicken!
I love pigeons. Tastes like chicken with a twang.
I love playing cards with children. They can't tell you're dealing off the bottom of the deck.
I love politics: All the social dynamics of kindergarten!
I love reading Moby Dick, said Tom superficially.
I love reading and replying to messages
I love real life... it's so unreal!!!
I love rubber & latex
I love running Windows!  NOT!
I love sex - I just wish I had someone to share it with
I love sex on TV ... I have a 52 inch RCA!
I love sex with blondes, but my wife doesn't appreciate it
I love sex with blonds but my boyfriend hates it
I love sex with blonds, but my wife doesn't appreciate it.
I love sex! It's free, good exercise and don't require special shoes
I love sex-It's free and doesn't require special shoes.
I love sidekicks. They do all the painful stuff.  Garfield
I love smurfs.  They're delicious,if ya skin'em right.
I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - President Gerald Ford
I love sports. Whenever possible, I always watch the Canucks on radio
I love spotted owls... battered and deep fried in coconut oil!
I love standards, there are so many of them!
I love supercomputers! giggled Tom crayzily.
I love surprises as long as I'm ready for them.
I love taglines
I love talking to people with problems. - Geneva
I love that ceremony...--Dex
I love that eating the dead rugby players story. - Jabberwok
I love that series too, but that is the only tagline I have.
I love the "Crack of Dawn." She's sweet!
I love the Dodgers.  Its the draft dodgers I hate.
I love the English.  *Wonderful* manners.  Winchester (sarcastic)
I love the FidoNet! - Anna Steven
I love the Net!
I love the Stones.  I watch them whenever I can.  Fred, B
I love the Stones...     Fred, Barney, Wilma
I love the Totalitarian Right.  They make great targets!
I love the concept of "men." It's the reality I have trouble with
I love the crunch of your hair - Tom
I love the crunch of your hair...  Tom Servo
I love the dead. Their blueing flesh for me to hold. - A. Cooper
I love the dodgers, Oliver said artfully.
I love the feel of the whip in my hand.  Life is good. - Catwoman
I love the law of the jungle "EAT OR BE EATEN"
I love the light that brings a smile across your face
I love the nightlife! -- Dracula
I love the one who loves money & work more than Me
I love the sight of new taglines in the morning
I love the sight of new taglines in the morning
I love the smell after a good chaos storm
I love the smell of ALCos in the morning
I love the smell of E-mail in the morning!
I love the smell of Napalm on a Mormon!
I love the smell of Netmail in the morning!
I love the smell of RAID in the summer!
I love the smell of Taglines in the morning
I love the smell of Technology in the morning!
I love the smell of buring trolls in the morning - Darkwood
I love the smell of burning rubber - Gilles Villeneuve
I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder and cordite!" -D.Duck
I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder! Daffy Duck
I love the smell of cherries popping in the morning
I love the smell of dragon breath in the morning - Tom
I love the smell of echo-mail in the morning
I love the smell of greek fire in the morning! Smells like XPs
I love the smell of gunpowder in the morning!
I love the smell of jet feul in the morning!
I love the smell of methanol in the morning!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!  Smells like......napalm.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning, smells like burnt fanboys
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.  -- Robert Duval, "Apocalypse Now"
I love the smell of napalm in the morning...   Smells like victory
I love the smell of napalm.....anytime !
I love the smell of palms in the morning.  It smells of...EASTER !
I love the smell of recipes in the morning
I love the smell of taglines in the morning.
I love the smell of testosterone in the morning!!
I love the sound deadlines make as they rush by!
I love the sound of a bilabial fricative in the morning.
I love the sound of silence. Say what's on your mind.
I love the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.
I love the way you talk...and I would love to make you "tingle".
I love the way your fowl little mind works! - Jafar
I love the whirling of the dervishes.
I love the women's movement especially when walking behind them!
I love the women's movement when I am walking behind it
I love the women's movement... especially when walking behind
I love this country, but we have some of the stupidest people here
I love this echo... echo... echo
I love this game!
I love this job - Scully
I love this nation, but we have some of the stupidest people here.
I love this new mail reader with the auto reply feature!
I love this offline stough!
I love this show. I watch it every week. - The Tick
I love this technical talk.
I love this time of night. - Ivanova
I love this time, the in-betweens, the calm inside me
I love this wind breaker so much - Crow as emotional kid
I love this!  Bowling for buzzards! - Pumbaa
I love those little things that you do.
I love those taglines... - Anna Steven
I love to cook!  I love to eat!  I hate to wash DISHES!
I love to doubt as well as know. - Dante
I love to eat especially if my supper was once moving around.
I love to feel where words come from
I love to hear that Dyna-mo Humm!
I love to mark sad faces in fair weather
I love to play with radioactive waste, Tom said glowingly
I love to say "da da."
I love to see a strong man take charge... Now do what I say! Hoolihan
I love to slide and stroke. Need a helping hand?
I love to smoke.  I'm up to 45 packs a day. -- Leary
I love to snatch kisses!  (Did I say that right?)
I love to work on computers! Pass me the hammer.
I love toxic waste.
I love treason but hate a traitor. -- Gaius Julius Caesar
I love trebles (with mustard and mayonnaise)
I love trying to make insects fly, said Tom flippantly.
I love twits, Twits love me, we have Twits from sea to sea.
I love underwater love scenes - Tom as leech attacks
I love unicorns, good men and other fantasy creatures.
I love watching Full House! @!#$&$ NO CARRIER
I love water. I think I love it TOO much - Mike
I love women....I'm just not sure if I could eat a whole one!
I love work. I could sit and watch it all day.
I love work; I can sit and watch it for hours.
I love working on computers ... hand me the axe, please.
I love working on computers ... hand me the hammer.
I love working on computers!  Hand me the hammer, please
I love working on computers... hand me the axe, please.
I love you
I love you Deanna, now if she was just here
I love you Mary Jane
I love you Mary Jane; she nevah complains. - Cypress Hill
I love you So Much,  ...When Your Far Far Away
I love you guys - Frank to Mike & Bots
I love you like you are my own brother. (Cain)
I love you man!.......NO, you can't have my Pentium Pro.
I love you more than anything in this world.  I don't expect that will last. -- Elvis Costello
I love you more today than yesterday: Yesterday you really got on my nerves.
I love you most of all, my favorite vege-table.
I love you most of all, my favorite vege-table.
I love you wind breaker. Do you love me? - Crow
I love you you love me Homosexuality
I love you!  My little ice-ceam bar! --Ren
I love you! You love me! And we know we hate Barney!
I love you, Brother. Lore
I love you, I'm crazy about you. What was your NAME again?
I love you, Mary Jane. --Cypress Hill
I love you, Nerys. Wanna go out with me? - Jake Sisko
I love you, You Love me, Love ma sam, Wo love ma hie
I love you, You love me, Barney will make good STP.
I love you, You love me, I will SHOOT your family. --BARNEY.
I love you, You love me, we're as Gay as we can be.
I love you, and you love me. Barney gave me H-I-V
I love you, but I hate you. I feel just the opposite.
I love you, hey! Kid don't shoot me!pop,pop,pop!!!
I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. -- Roy Croft
I love you, you love &lt;BOOM!!!!!&gt;
I love you, you love *BOOM!*
I love you, you love me
I love you, you love me  pe-do-bes-ti-al-i-teee.
I love you, you love me (don't tell Mom and Dad)...UNCLE BARNEY.
I love you, you love me ... pe-do-bes-ti-al-i-teee
I love you, you love me(don't tell Mom & Dad) - Uncle Barney
I love you, you love me, Barney ate my fa-mi-ly
I love you, you love me, Barney can go {censored} a tree. :)
I love you, you love me, Barney gave me H-I-V.
I love you, you love me, Barney is as dumb as he can be.
I love you, you love me, Barney will be STP
I love you, you love me, I will SHOOT your family.
I love you, you love me, I will eat your family. --Barney.
I love you, you love me, don'tcha want a frontal lobotomy?
I love you, you love me, homosexuality. - That boy on Barney.
I love you, you love me, let's hang Barney from a tree.
I love you, you love me, let's just hang me from a tree  :-)
I love you, you love me, lets all hang Barney from a tree.
I love you, you love me, pedo-bestiality.
I love you, you love me, pretend I'm not pre-da-to-ry.
I love you, you love me, soon you'll be machinery. --- Barney of Borg
I love you, you love me, toddler bestiality
I love you, you love me, we're a happy Borg entity.
I love you, you love me, we're a happy family
I love you, you love me, we're as Gay as we can be.
I love you, you love me, we're in need of therapy!
I love you, you love me, yo'll be collective family. Barney of Borg.
I love you, you love me, you will be assimilated easily
I love you, you love me, you will be collective family. - Barney of Borg
I love you, you love me...
I love you, you love me... ARGH! &lt;BANG&gt;
I love you, you love me...pe-do-bes-ti-al-i-teee ...
I love you, you love meLets hang Barney from a tree.
I love you, you love...huh huh...let's burn something...
I love you.  Repeat it please. - Moneypenny (Y.O.L.T.)
I love you.  You love me.  Let's hang Barney from a tree
I love you. I can love you! - Spock to Leila Kalomi
I love you. You love me. Barney wrecked my sanity.
I love you. You love me. Let's hang Barney from a tree.
I love you. You love me. Soon you'll be machinery! --Barney of Borg.
I love you... You love me? Great! Let's go eat my family!
I love you... you love me... Homosexuality
I love you............... Dipped in chocolate!
I love you.....I know
I love you..you love me..soon you'll be machinery.. --Barney of Borg
I love you.You love me.Soon you'll be machinery:Barney/Borg
I love youDipped in chocolate!
I love your approach.  Lets see your departure.
I love your curves....Kiss it. - Bill Clinton to Paula Jones
I love your organization - the only thing I question is your purpose.
I love your outfit, does it come in your size?
I love your plan Hillary, but @#$% NO CARRIER
I love your plan Hillary, but ^&*&*NO CARRIER
I love your postings. Someday I intend to read them
I love youyou love meHomosexuality...
I love |=/////&gt;ing blondes, but my girlfriend doesn't appreciate it.
I love... little baby ducks! -- TV's Frank
I love...baby ducks! - TV's Frank sings
I loved Larry the Lobster, he was delicious!
I loved her butt I left her behind.
I loved her in the thing I saw her in.. - Brad Goodman
I loved her so much that I put her on a pedal stool.
I loved it. It was much better than 'Cats'. I want to read it again and again
I loved my cat!  Tasted like chicken, but what doesn't?
I loved my last girlfriend but my compressor couln't take it anymore.
I loved not yet, yet I loved to love. -- St. Augustine
I loved that face. -- Dr. Soong
I loved the part where the whole family disemboweled themselves
I loves my freewear gramer checker I is downlooded.
I lurk quietly and carry a Big Red Switch
I lurk quietly and carry a big OFF/ON switch.
I lurnt tu reed and rite bi corespondense"
I luuuuuuve horse manure. (Elaine)
I luv Cats! A little "A-1" and some rice and gravy
I luv H ( . ) ( . ) T E R S !
I luv it when you land in here with a thud!!!!
I luvs ya, but everyone else thinks you're an ass.
I m Cosmo uv Borg. Intelijens iz irelivint.
I m hukd on foniks.  Iz ther a suport grup I can joyn?
I ma 86 of Borg: You will be assimilated. Would you believe, stood close
I madam, I made radio! So I dared! Am I mad? Am I?
I made French toast, my tongue got caught in the toaster!
I made a Freudian slip at least sex times today
I made a boomerang to hunt wild animals.  Tom Servo
I made a killing in the stockmarket. I shot my broker.
I made a killing on the market today. I shot my broker
I made a lot of mistakes back then. - Sisko
I made a mental note . . . but I forgot where I put it!
I made a mental note and forgot where I put it
I made a mental note and now I can't remember where I put it!
I made a mental note, but I forgot where I put it.
I made a mental note, lost my mind; Lost note!
I made a mistake once; for a moment I thought I was wrong
I made a mistake, but it was only one insulated isodent.
I made a note in my diary on the way over. It simply reads - bugger
I made a note in my diary. It simply reads - 'Bugger.'
I made a note in my diary. It simply reads, "Oh, bugger"
I made a wrong mistake. - Yogi Berra
I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
I made coffee so strong it woke up the neighbors
I made enough profit for the both of us. -- Rom
I made french toast, my tongue got caught in the toaster!
I made it Foolproof, but they made better Fools!
I made it foolproof and they started making better fools!
I made it foolproof, but they're making better fools.
I made it foolproof.  Now they are making better fools!
I made it through another month without getting a spike in my head!
I made millions in software, then lost it at the track.. ack!
I made my fortune selling crab grass seed
I made pudding in a skull - Mike as Mongol messenger
I made so much money betting on Democrats that I became a Republican
I made that part of the program bullet proof, but not 2 X 4 proof!
I made the TAGLINES...Therefore I AM!
I made this
I made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal
I made this tagline and I'm PROUD!
I made those crop circles with a Volkswagen Thing
I made up my mind, but I made it up both ways.
I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for
I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age. - Steven Wright
I made you FAMOUS
I made you FAMOUS..........................
I made you a vow.
I made you powdered donut pancake surprise.- Ms Cartman, South Park
I made you, and I can break you just as easily! --Frank N Furter
I made you...and I can break you just as easily. -- Frank
I made your father and I broke him. - Walter
I made-for-TV love you - Crow
I made-for-TV love you! -- Crow T. Robot
I made.........a leap of faith. - Data
I made...a leap of faith - Data
I mailed it to you again, Tom said resentfully
I maintain that the cosmic religious feeling is the strongest and noblest motive
I maintain that the cosmic religious feeling is the strongest and noblest motive for scientific research. - Albert Einstein
I majored in Calcium Anthropology in College. It's the study of Milkmen
I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?
I make *serious* coffee.  Its so strong it wakes up the neighbors.
I make a Finagle's Folly that's known from here to Orion. McCoy
I make art until somebody dies. - The Joker
I make coffee nervous -Nora Ephron
I make everybody happy!! Some when I arrive, Some when I leave!!
I make it a practice never to make a positive statement!
I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people
I make life and death decisions every day. EHMP
I make lousy coffee. That's why I put beer in it
I make love, not war!..... Wow, that's a blast from the past, isn't it
I make more money tonight than you've ever dreamed of. - V.Femmes
I make my own reality
I make my own reality.....
I make my own water. Two glasses of H, one glass of O
I make my programs fool proof. Foolish though
I make no terms.  I accept no compromises
I make passes at women who wear glasses
I make serious coffee. Its so strong it wakes the neighbors
I make wine out of raisins so it's aged automatically - s.w.
I make wine out of raisins so it's aged automatically... - S. Wright
I managed to get a chile crop from muskeg.
I manufacture those store tabletops, said Tom counterproductively
I march to the beat of a dead drummer.
I married Miss Right. I didn't know her first name was Always
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler
I married a bad girl but she went good on me.
I married a nun: nun in the morning, nun at night
I married a virgin; I can't stand criticism
I married below my standards - all women do.  Nancy Astor
I married beneath me - all women do.
I married beneath me.  All women do. -- Lady Nancy Astor
I married better than my wife did.
I married him.  I never dated him.   Beatrice Arthur
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that they just about throw up. - Barbara Bush
I may RISE today, but I refuse to SHINE !!!
I may already have won $10,000,000.
I may already have won $100 million!
I may be 35, but I feel like a 13 year old. (Michael J.)
I may be SynThetic,  But, ...I'm not sutpid.
I may be a Dabo girl, but I'm not nearly THAT promiscuous. - Anna S
I may be a SHEEPLE but I'm not going to get fleeced by William Cooper!
I may be a Son of a Bitch...but I'm the pick of the litter!!
I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a GREEDY craven little coward
I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde. - Patricia Neill
I may be a schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.
I may be a scwuwwy wabbit, but *I'm* not going to Alcatraz! - E. Fudd
I may be a snot, but I'm a charming snot.
I may be a stranger to you. However, I'm a perfect stranger.
I may be an idiot, but indeed I am no fool. - Men at Work
I may be anal, but I *do* have my limits. :-)  M. Pollard
I may be apathetic, but I don't care.
I may be as thick as a whale omelette-Prince George
I may be bald, but you're ugly and I can buy a toupee.
I may be chasing an untamed ornithoid without caus
I may be colorblind, but its clear I'm wearing a dress
I may be crazy but I have a good time
I may be crazy, but I'm not as crazy as you
I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid.
I may be disturbed, but I AM happy
I may be down, but I ain't out and I'm still - the best at what I do.
I may be dumb but I ain't stupid
I may be dumb, but I'm not THAT stupid!
I may be easy, but I'm not cheap!
I may be fat but you're ugly and I can diet.
I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
I may be fat, but you are ugly - I can lose weight!
I may be fat, but you can't jog off your ugly looks.
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can go on a diet!
I may be fat, but you're ugly. I can lose weight
I may be fat, but your ugly, and I can always diet.
I may be fat--but you're ugly, and I can diet
I may be from Kansas but I'm not _that_ corny! - Clark Kent
I may be funny, but looks aren't everything
I may be getting "OLDER", but I refuse to "GROW UP"!
I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up!
I may be going to Hell in a Bucket, But at least I'm enjoying the Ride
I may be gone tomorrow, but that won't mean I wasn't here today.
I may be gross and perverted obsessed and deranged
I may be lost, but I am making good time!
I may be lost, but I'm way ahead of schedule.
I may be more of a romantic than some of you, so feel free to throw up if you have to
I may be old but I got ALL my hair!
I may be on drugs, but I'm as normal as anyone else! - Cate Vanicek
I may be paranoid, but it doesn't mean they aren't out to get me
I may be paranoid...but they still want to take my guns!
I may be persuing an untamed ornithod without cause.
I may be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without due cause -Data
I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.
I may be slow, but I'm expensive.
I may be slow, but I'm thorough. - BJ
I may be small, but I never forget. - Nicknak (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
I may be strange, but around here who will notice?
I may be stupid, but I'm being read by YOU.
I may be stupid, but I'm certainly good looking!
I may be stupid, but that still makes me smarter than @FN@!
I may be surrounded by insanity, but I am *NOT* insane! - Riker
I may be surrounded by insanity, but I'm not insane! - Will Riker
I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid
I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid - Bishop
I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid. &lt;Bishop&gt;
I may be twisted, but at least I'm honest about it! - Mike A
I may be ugly, but at least I'm dumb.
I may be weird, but around here it's barely noticeable.
I may be wrong, but I am never in doubt
I may be wrong, but I'm certain. - Friday
I may be wrong, but I'm never in doubt!
I may be wrong, but I'm not uncertain. - Glory Road"
I may be young, but definitely not a whipper snapper!
I may die, but I will not go down easily. -- Sheridan
I may drink a lot but I always know the way to go home - drunk!
I may even have to deny saying that!
I may fall once, but not twice.
I may flirt with insanity, but I have no plans to consummate!
I may get a Pullet Surprise for this post.  Right?
I may get a new computer...this one makes too many mistakes!
I may get to work late, but I make it up by leaving early.
I may growl, but I never bite. (Unless asked, of course.) - D. Wolf
I may have a few
I may have been born at night, but it wasn't LAST night!
I may have been born yesterday, but at least I went shopping.
I may have more guns than I need, but not near as many as I want
I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.
I may have no morals, but I've got high standards
I may have settled in shipping.
I may have taught you everything *you* know, but I haven't taught you everything *I* know
I may have taught you everything YOU know, but I haven't taught you
I may have to buy a new computer, this one makes too many mistakes
I may have to moderate *HIM*!!!
I may just register this off-line reader.
I may kid around about drugs, but really, I take them seriously. -- Doctor Graper
I may know the answer @F, as long as you ask the right question
I may know what I am talking about?
I may look busy, but I'm just confused!
I may make mistakes,but being wrong isn't 1 of them.
I may make you feel, but I can't make you think.
I may not agree with what you are saying, but I won't stomp your head for saying it.
I may not agree with you, but I defend my right to tell you so.  :)
I may not agree with you, but I defend my right to tell you so.  :)
I may not always be perfect but I'm always me.
I may not always be right, but I am never wrong. --Sam Goldwyn
I may not always be right, but I'm always sure
I may not always be right, but I'm always sure
I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong!
I may not always be right...but I am NEVER wrong!
I may not always be right; but I am never wrong!
I may not answer just yet...but I always listen -God
I may not be Politically Correct but I am anatomically correct.
I may not be Spock, I am not a Vulcan, but I am not _stupid_.
I may not be a smart man but I know what love is -- Gump
I may not be able to walk, but I drive from a sitting position
I may not be as smart as you, but I know ugly when I see it
I may not be exceptional, but at least I'm not you
I may not be honest, but I'm 100% American!
I may not be perfect but I'm all I got.
I may not be perfect, but I'm always me.
I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
I may not be politically correct but I am anatomically correct
I may not be right, But I'm LOUD!
I may not be right, but I make up for it by being sure.
I may not be right, but I'm never wrong!
I may not be smart, but I can lift heavy things.
I may not be smart, but I'm dumb
I may not be stupid, but I'm certainly good-looking!
I may not be the world's greatest lover, but number seven's not bad.  -- Allen
I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent
I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent -- Ashleigh Brilliant
I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
I may not be totally perfect, but some parts are OK.
I may not catch a lot of fish, but I show the worms who's boss!
I may not have an instinct for business. Nog
I may not have the X - Files Scully, but I still have my work - Mulder
I may not jump very high, but I've got *incredible* "hang-time"!
I may not know all about Blue Wave, but I'm learning fast!-BB
I may not look stupid, but that doesn't mean I'm NOT!
I may not make much sense, but I like pizza.
I may not totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent
I may not understand what you say, but I'll defend to the death
I may reek a bit of the sewer - Mulder to Scully
I may rise but I refuse to shine.
I may spend the night in serious injury - Crow
I may spout nonsense, but, dammit, I believe in it!
I maybe fat, but your ugly - and I can lose weight!
I maybe small, but I'm built like a cuisienart - Tom
I mean *LINES*, ducky.  Can you handle lines?
I mean an...intimate...friendship.--Dax to Odo
I mean it, there are some things you've *got* to know. - Sisko
I mean that from the heart of my bottom. - 3rd Rock
I mean that from the heart of my bottom. - Dick, 3rd RftS
I mean, *I* know your talented. O'Brien
I mean, Bud's room is a mess - rubber body parts everywhere
I mean, I'm up for it if you are. - Sheridan
I mean, how lame can you get?
I mean, if you drop a rock on the Mac from the roof, it'll probably break, too. Does that prove anything? --Unknown
I mean, it's BOLD! - Crow
I mean, it's BOLD! -- Crow T. Robot
I mean, look at this man. Bashir
I mean, this is cruel and unusual punishment! - Q
I mean, whatever happened to 'trust no-one', Mulder? - Scully
I meant "Rope us some fillies" in the strict Biblical definition
I meant It, There's one in every crowd, Tag? You're "it"!
I meant a *Miller* Lite!!:  Joan d'Arc
I meant no harm by staying alive! I only did it as a joke!
I meant someone else. - Mike
I meant that you were a bit cruel and evil even for a Dire Wolf! - TEQ
I meant to pay this year's dues, Tom remembered.
I meant to say it should be hauled away AS garbage! Korax
I meant to say, stick a pick axe through your spinal column! - Vyvyan
I meant to say, what's this fish doing in my bed?
I meant what I said --- I think.
I medicate, therefore who am I?
I memorized that thing from Hame-let - Crow as dumb girl
I mentioned my "Hard drive" and she giggled expectantly.
I merely attach meaning to what liberals do. -Rush
I met Elvis + lived
I met Superman once.  He had a firm handshake. -- Mr. E
I met a friend made up of fur & fuzz - TV's Frank sings
I met a hold-up man. He sells suspenders.
I met a subliminal advertising exec but only for a second
I met a traveller from an antique land
I met a wonderful man - he's fictional but you can't have everything.
I met a wonderful new man.  He's fictional, but you can't have everything. -- Cecelia, "The Purple Rose of Cairo"
I met her at Macy's.  She was shopping... I was putting Slinky's on the escalator. - Steven Wright
I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba... * - Weird Al Yankovic
I met him in a swamp down on Dagobah
I met some crazy people. They made me their leader
I met the Living Belly of Doom - and lived!
I met the Surgeon General - he offered me a cigarette !
I met the girl of my dreams and didn't have the bar fine.
I met the surgeon general.  He offered me a cigarette! - Dangerfield
I met the surgeon general.  She offered me a cigarette!
I met your parents yesterday: they're pretty nice GUYS!
I mever nake a nistake. Well, almost mever.
I mever nake nistakes... Well, alnost mever!
I mi konja za trku imamo
I might as well be wearing a dress! - Watch it, bub. - Klinger
I might as well cross the border, I'm already over the edge
I might as well excerise, I'm in a bad mood anyway. -  Arnold Schwarzenegger
I might ask the same of you...  &lt;grin&gt;  - Anna Steven
I might be dangerous. - The Tick
I might be free, but where would I be if I didn't love you.
I might be lost but I'm making good time.
I might be weird, but I'm saving up to be eccentric!
I might bend.....but I'll never break!
I might even plant a fig tree. A man's entitled to that, isn't he?
I might have better luck if we towed it into the Docking Ring. - Dax
I might have gone to West Point, but I was too proud to speak to a congressman. -- Will Rogers
I might have programmed my VCR incorrectly, I'd better go
I might have to 'off' him - Crow sings
I might have to move
I might look idle, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy
I might take this opportunity to remove my ears. - Picard
I might want to have had children one day. - Rik, The Young Ones
I might've iced her myself
I might've iced her myself... -- Mike Nelson
I might've iced her, myself - Mike as little old lady
I might've scanned her a little. -Dick, 3rd Rock from the Sun
I milk cows, said Tom moodily.
I misjudged you, Major. - Odo
I misplaced my dictionary. Now I'm at a loss for words.
I miss Auntie Em so much!.....ToTo
I miss Billy The Kid.
I miss Rush Limbaugh. But with this laser sight
I miss company,conversation.Even an alien would be welcome.-Balok
I miss him! - Wakko
I miss my Ex-wife, but my aim is improving.
I miss my Mother-In-Law -- but my aim is getting better!
I miss my bionic sounds - Tom
I miss my bionic sounds...  Tom Servo
I miss my ex-boyfriend but my aim's improving!
I miss my ex-husband....but my aim is improving.
I miss my ex-wife - but my aim is getting better!
I miss my ex-wife...but my aim is improving!
I miss my friend, the spider!! - Rhonda Lang
I miss my mother so much.  She was like a mother to me!
I miss my old chair -- Kirk
I miss my spur noises - Dr. F as barefoot cowboy
I miss my spur noises...  Dr. Forrester
I miss my teddy bear.  Would you sleep with me?
I miss my teddybear - will you sleep with me?
I miss my wife - but my aim is getting better
I miss text-advenutures!!!
I miss the "old timers" who are gone.
I miss the dinosaurs
I miss the way Bart would say something, and then say 'dude'. - Marge
I miss you guys too... and all your lovely lipsticks... - Avery
I missed Geco at Coffee Clutch, tomorrow I am getting a laser sight!
I missed being god by one vote!  -Odin
I missed my Caps Lock by Abduction, now i have to be in Juhla!
I missed my Mom . . . then I reloaded
I missed my cat...but this new laser sight will help!
I missed my exit on the information superhighway!
I missed my girlfriend... Then I reloaded
I missed several days of echomail.  Sorry
I missed that subtle insult!
I missed the moderator.   I'll aim better next time
I missed the old Moderator, but then reloaded!
I missed this bit...would you mind explaining it again??
I missed with a natural 20?
I missed you!  I'll aim better next time
I missed you, I'll take better aim next time!
I missed you, too Studmuffin!
I mist that, could it be repeated?
I mistruct all systemizers and I avoid them. The will to a system is a lack of integrity. - Friedrich Nietzsche
I mixed the water. I drank the water
I moan, "Live on, O evil Naomi!
I modem down but they grew back.
I modem, but they grew back.
I monkied and didn't watch what I was REALLY doing !
I most certainly am not a nun..  -Quickling
I mount my horse
I move for no man! - The Black Knight
I moved to Vegas 'cause you don't have to shovel heat!
I muddled get my words sometime up!
I muktitask... I read in the bathroom
I multi-task!  I read in the bathroom!
I multitask! Read in the WC.  On the Internet artsmall@logical.net
I multitask, I use *all* my fingers on the keyboard.
I multitask.  What it is, Mama!..  I eyeball in de bathroom.  Yo' Man!!
I multitask. I read in the bathroom!
I multitask... I read DSZ docs in the bathroom!
I multitask... I read at the toilet
I multitask... I read in the bathroom!
I multitask......I play with my calculator in the bathroom
I multitask...I read on the toilet
I murdered my Evil Twin and ate him. With a nice Liebfraumilch.
I must admit Commander, I didn't think you would be so...personable
I must admit I'm having a tough time with your theory. - Sisko
I must admit it's a pleasure to be able to practice telekinesis openly
I must admit she likes me, but hey, can you blame her
I must admit that stings! - Frank w/dino in pants
I must admit that stings! -- TV's Frank
I must admit the thought has occured to me...  Q
I must admit to being as flabbergasted as you are. -- The Doctor
I must admit, Data.  I never get used to seeing you like this
I must apologise for the distress call. Lurry to Kirk
I must apologise to the deaf for the loss of subtitles.  "What?"
I must arange to separate my gold from the late Mr. Solo - Goldfinger
I must attend my flock, Tom said sheepishly
I must attend my flock, said Tom sheepishly.
I must be BLIND because I sure don't 'C'
I must be Bad and all things left!!
I must be a Rare in Taglines: The Gathering d;-) - Quickling
I must be a Taoist:  everyone keeps telling me I'm in the Way
I must be a sex object I say SEX? she objects!!!
I must be a sex object.  I say Sex? and she objects.
I must be a sex object... I say SEX? she objects!!!
I must be a sex object:  I say "Sex?"; she objects.
I must be bored!!! I replied to this message!!!!
I must be brief, I'm going to explode soon.
I must be cruel, only to be kind.&lt;Shakespeare&gt;
I must be cruel, only to be taglined.  Tagspeare, Hamlet
I must be dead, I speak but nobody hears me! - Al Bundy.
I must be dreaming! Bitchin'. - Tetsuo
I must be living correctly to be so......so blessed! - Quark
I must be losing my mind. - Don't fight it, Henry. - Hawkeye
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south
I must be on a visit, Tom guessed
I must be out of my mind.  Picard
I must be released from my earthly Prison-Amanda Krueger
I must be using the wrong kind of hammer for this screw
I must be years ahead of my time.  &lt;Calvin&gt;
I must catch up with the others, for I am their leader!
I must confess all i desire is your caress.
I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. - &lt;Blake&gt;
I must devise a way to raise billions of dollars. -Brain
I must excise that bunion, Tom's doctor said callously.
I must follow the people.  Am I not their leader ? - Benjamin Disraeli
I must follow them I am their leader.
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. -- Alexander Woolcott
I must have  a word with Mr. Barkley. - Worf
I must have a blow-out.  Damn it!  -- Brad Majors
I must have a mind like a steel seive!
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up
I must have a rapier wit; everyone keeps parrying.
I must have died and gone to Hell, because everything looks the same.
I must have divulged too much. -- Father Mulcahy
I must have missed something somewhere along     line
I must have missed your original. Anyway, here's what I have:
I must have slipped a disk - my pack hurts.
I must have some rampion or I will surely die!
I must have sucked up a penny. * Kryten
I must hurry for there they go & I'm their leader..Pogo
I must hurry, for there go my people and I am their leade
I must hurry, for there they go and I am their leader
I must know if he's lying. - Kirk on Gary Seven
I must know if she lives or dies, Spock. - Kirk
I must know the truth of the world! Natira
I must not fear, fear is the little death, I must not ...-Peter Puppy
I must not fear. -- Paul Atreides
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings
I must not show weakness. - G'Kar
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul - Calvin
I must of had to much chocolate that day or something. -TamiW
I must of skipped a disk -- My pack hurts.
I must precaution you, that legal trickery is not permitted! - Q
I must protest Captain, I am *NOT* a Merry Man! - Worf
I must protest,  I am NOT a merry man.  - Worf
I must re-evaluate. Nomad
I must remind myself to think bad thoughts.
I must remove that bunion, Tom said callously
I must remove that bunion, the doctor said callously.
I must save that recipe.....I may need it someday!
I must say I don't think much of your welcome. Kirk
I must say that's a gracious invitation. Kirk
I must say, your's tell a very interesting story, care to share more?
I must seem like a vulture to you. -- Father Mulcahy to Hawkeye
I must stop here - my fingers are hoarse
I must take my own life - Tom the Dungeonmaster
I must warn you. I got a weird scene going here - Mike
I must work the works of Him that sent me, while it is day. John 9:4
I must! I must! I must increase my bust! - Joel chants
I must've configured my comm ports incorrectly - Crow
I must've left my tagline in my other pants
I musta drank me about 15 Dr. Peppers. Forrest Gump
I musta drank me about fifteen Doctor Peppers. -- Forrest Gump
I mustanottagottalotta sleep last night.
I mutitask.......I read on the toilet
I muyst think of myself as a member of the crew. Doctor
I my dog
I my dog, my cat, and I don't baby seals. Ha!
I my dog.
I myself don't know much... - The Tick
I myself, here on Earth, might be God. - Heine
I name my wife Chesterfield because her kisses satisfy
I named him "Miles"like the miles of BS I'll shovel to sleep w/you
I named him after his daddy. - Jenny
I named my dog 'Stay'. Calling him was fun. 'C'mere, Stay!'--s.w
I named my pet jellyfish "K-Y"
I narkomani su ljudi,ali nece jos dugo.
I nearly drowned in the Calif. drought of '93.
I nearly got to see Elvis - then my shovel broke !
I nearly saw Elvis one night, but my shovel broke.
I nearly smoked my modem. - Kermit
I nearly went out and provided the material for another step 4 and 5.
I need 2 upgrade my Vic-20 to a C= 64 and SOON!
I need 6 hours of screaming, biting, clawing sex right about now!
I need CPR...quick, call Dr Bashier!!
I need Concrete evidence that Hoffa is really dead.
I need WHAT for a spell component?!?!
I need WHAT kind of system to run this application???
I need Windows 95 like a hemophiliac needs heart surgery!
I need Windows like a hemophiliac needs Lorena Bobbitt.
I need Windows like a hemophiliac needs heart surgery!
I need a Doctor for some of my taglines
I need a Latin Bible suitable for reading under water, Tom divulged.
I need a Phillips Screwdriver.  All of mine are Stanley.
I need a Virtual Reality check.
I need a bath.  You have the bridge. -- Troi
I need a beer...A topless waitress would be a bonus
I need a better desciption than that, Mr Kim
I need a big mouth!  I wear a size 11 EEE!!!
I need a bottle adaptor for my lips - Tom
I need a butt-kicker. - Peter to Caine
I need a computer to figure out my computer!
I need a computer. I have to get online.--Johnny
I need a derivative!  I'm a calcaholic!
I need a door.sys version of the RBBS door which works with everything
I need a drink--where's the SPACE BAR?
I need a drink.  Water, straight up. - Garibaldi
I need a drink. Sheridan And a place to stay. --Frost.
I need a drink. Water, straight up. - Garibaldi
I need a drink...   Where's the SPACE BAR?
I need a fix......where's my Modem?????
I need a flower for my lapel, said Tom lackadasically.
I need a genealogist shovel, to help digggg!!!
I need a good screw!  Preferrably drywall, Philips.
I need a home run hitter he said ruthlessly
I need a hug
I need a hug from someone with "skin on"
I need a hug.
I need a lawyer to protect me from my lawyer.
I need a license for my pet fish Eric.
I need a life. - Charlie
I need a life. :-)
I need a life...my computer has taken mine over
I need a longer extension for my umbilical cord.
I need a love that won't dwive me cwazy - Elmer Cougar
I need a man. And I cannot find one among the law abiding. - Selma
I need a minute - Scully
I need a new Tagline.
I need a new computer.  This one makes too many mistakes.
I need a new tagline file. The old ones were...old
I need a pair of dancing shoes with steel-toe caps
I need a pencil sharpener
I need a pencil sharpener, said Tom bluntly.
I need a practice target Wesley! * Worf
I need a prison in order to dream of being free. - John Popper
I need a program that prints "hello world"
I need a rock-throwing program for Windows!
I need a slingshot & some rocks.  Gonna hunt me a serpent!
I need a smaller tank top - Tom as bimbo
I need a stunt double!  - - Calvin
I need a volunteer for a business trip. -- Col. Potter
I need a woman SO bad - Mike as priest
I need access to that quarantine car - Fox Mulder
I need accurate, brief, and non-redundant information.
I need all the friends I can get - Quasimodo
I need all the help I can get!
I need an altitude adjustment
I need an easy friend
I need an off-line answering machine.
I need an offline chocolate reader for NESTLE.QWK
I need another hole in my head like I need another hole in my head!
I need another skeptic like I need a hole in the head.
I need better Babylon 5 taglines.
I need cookies!  Cookies! -- Tom Servo
I need deodorant.
I need everything  -  do you have it??
I need hard data - Yar
I need hard data. - Tasha Yar.
I need hard data. -- Yar
I need help with Taglines
I need just enough money to have pizza every night. - Real live resume statement
I need love, an' I need time -Coverdale/Page
I need moral justification?
I need more
I need more laughter, said @FN@, morosely
I need more sub-text - Tom as character recites lines
I need more taglines!
I need more taglines. This one is getting old.
I need more time for books
I need my butt kicked, too, but it would be an all-day job
I need my computer; it keeps me out of the bars!!
I need my love.  Hell, what I need is a sandwich.  - Binky
I need my sci-fi fix
I need my sinuses like I need a hole in the head.
I need new taglines!
I need no aid!  Groo is beyond all help!  -Groo the Wanderer
I need no nurse's hand. - Kor to Koloth
I need no nurse's hand. -- Kor
I need not suffer in silence while I can still  moan, whimper and complain
I need not suffer in silence... I can moan, whimper and complain
I need nothing. - Armis Liar! - Troi
I need perspective, colours ran as the images bled.
I need radio tubes and so forth. My hobby. - Spock
I need solid professional help.  Donahue, Oprah, Geraldo. -- Opus
I need solid proof. - Kira
I need some    P A R T Y   T I M E   R I G H T   N O W   ! ! ! !
I need some  P A R T Y   T I M E ! ! ! !
I need some concrete facts that hoffa is dead.
I need some duck tape - my duck has a quack in it.
I need some duck tape.  My duck has a QWaK in it.
I need some duck tape. My duck has a rip in it!
I need some duck tape. My puter has a QWaK in it.
I need some duck tape. QWK! Help me tape up the moderator!
I need some duct tape.  My duck has a quack in it.
I need some new taglines. This one is getting old.
I need some of my problems to help take my mind off some of others.
I need some time alone with my bread
I need somebody really bad.   Are you really bad?.
I need somebody tonight
I need someone bad ... are you really bad?
I need someone really bad  -  Are you really bad?
I need someone really bad.  Umm...are YOU really bad?
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
I need someone to believe in, someone to trust.
I need something to slow me down...  Ramones 
I need something to take for my kleptomania.
I need the mantissa of the logarithm, said Tom characteristically.
I need the number for Doctor Kevorkian. - Asok
I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house. KRAMER
I need thee every hour, most gracious Lord. I need thee, Oh I need thee!
I need therapy.
I need to be born AGAIN?  No, *I* got it right the first time!
I need to be subsidized. - Calvin
I need to break loose and find more comfortable chains.
I need to call 911.  Where's the eleven key?
I need to clear my head, said Tom opaquely.
I need to discuss BUY-BACK PROVISIONS with at least six studio SLEAZEBALLS!!
I need to do more than just wave my hands in the air. - Mulder
I need to drink beer to reach a state of deep cerebral paralysis.
I need to drown my troubles but I can't get @F to go swimming
I need to find a REAL job
I need to find a REAL job.  Londo
I need to find a real job...   Londo Mollari
I need to find a silent place that I can call my own
I need to find the 'ANY KEY' please help
I need to fix this SLMR tagline thing
I need to get a simpler life...or a bigger computer
I need to go and convalesce, said Tom hospitably.
I need to have the batteries replaced in my brain.
I need to import some Taglines.  This is the best I can do, however.
I need to import some taglines. This is the best I can do
I need to kill someone
I need to know I can count on you. Lore
I need to know what's going on, or just blow it off; one of the two.
I need to know, I need to know the truth! - Fox Mulder
I need to know, I need to know, I need to
I need to lose a body.  What's the local number for UPS?
I need to make a difference - Kirk ST:G
I need to marry someone tonight so I can stay in the country....
I need to order a low salt, low fat last meal - Crow T. Robot
I need to put out the Kat said the fireman
I need to put the cat out.. said the fireman
I need to re-think my present career...  Brain, Animaniacs
I need to refresh my stock of sexist taglines
I need to see all your breasts - Mike
I need to see him NOW!  NOW, NOW, NOW, ... * Picard
I need to see my FATHER! I need to see him NOW! NOW, NOW, NOW...-JLP
I need to see the Loan Arranger! Who was that masked man?
I need to see your drivel licence, please.
I need to snack less...I'm getting a tan from the refrigerator
I need to talk to my husband. Eline
I need to talk to somebody really bad.  Are you really bad?
I need to talk to you, sir. - O'Brien2
I need to work on my salesmanship.  - - Calvin
I need warp speed in 3 minutes or we are all dead.
I need you in my quarters, on the double! - O'Brien
I need you like a double hernia. -- Col. Potter to Klinger
I need you no longer, my brother. - Raistlin
I need you to do a security sweep through the Pylons. - Kira
I need you to feel this, I can't stand to burn too long TOOL
I need you to remain linked to the others. Lore
I need you, babe
I need you...I cannot bear to lose you-Louis to Claudia-
I need your advice. Then I need a drink
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle
I need your clothes, your boots, and your tagline!
I need your help. - Kira
I need...this to make me whole
I needed 30 megs on my HD so I deleted Windows.
I needed a break from the program in order to regurgitate myself
I needed a life.....So I started BBSing
I needed a little quiet - to think.
I needed a supplier....you knew where to procure it.
I neutered my Kat. Now he's a consultant
I never DENY anything
I never DENY anything &lt;G&gt;
I never Metamucil that didn't move me!
I never admit fault.  Never had it, Never will
I never admit faults. People wouldn't believe me anyways.
I never admitted to being an artist.
I never agree with my boss - unless he says something
I never answer letters from large organizations.  Jason Robards
I never apologize. - Shaw
I never argue with fools. People might not know the difference.
I never beamed up 400 tons before. - Scotty
I never believe anything until it's been officially denied.
I never believed in miracles, until I was born.
I never buy books on impulse.  Only on warp.
I never buy books on impulse... I use Warp!
I never buy things on impulse; warp speed is much faster!
I never cared for the sound of being alone. - Diamond
I never cared much for all that show. - Hague
I never choose between two evils. I look at five or six.
I never claimed EVERYTHING I do makes sense, did I?
I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat. - Ron Atkinson
I never complete a... I never finish a
I never complete a... I never finish a... - Mike Nelson
I never connected for more than a couple of minutes... - Duckman
I never could best him with a gutari. Londo on Urza
I never could get the hang of Mondays.
I never could get the hang of Thursdays
I never could get the hang of Thursdays--Arthur Dent
I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
I never could remember punch lines!
I never could say 'no' to you. Nemesis
I never dance on an empty stomach unless it's someone I don't like
I never dared be radical when young. For fear it would make me conservative when old. - Robert Frost
I never dated any carbons, just girls.
I never defile life, Dr., even I.  Palindromic Pig
I never delay for tomorrow the drinking I can do today
I never deny, I never contradict.  I sometimes forget
I never deny, I never contradict. I sometimes forget. - B. Disraeli
I never did a day's work in my life, it was all fun. - Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)
I never did give anybody hell.  I just told the truth and they thought it was hell. -- Harry S. Truman
I never did it that way before.
I never did know when to butt out.  Ivanova
I never did trust this thing in the first place. - McCoy
I never discuss religion, politics or toast.
I never do more than I really need to
I never do things on impulse; warp speed is much faster.
I never doubted that it was the will of the Prophets for a second!
I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
I never drink coffee in the morning -- it keeps me up 'till noon!
I never drink unless I'm alone or with @FN@.
I never drink unless I'm alone or with somebody.
I never drink wine. -- Dracula
I never drink, unless I'm alone or with someone else.
I never drink... wine. - Dracula
I never eat between meals and snacks.
I never eat chicken with my fingers, Orville clucked
I never eat fast food.  I prefer my food to sit still while I eat it!
I never eat something I cannot identify. -Ramirez
I never exaggerate. I just remember big. --Chi Chi Rodriguez
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. -- Will Rogers
I never fail to convice an audience that the best thing they could do was to go away
I never fall asleep driving.  I wake up driving!
I never felt so good in my life.  How about a cigarette?
I never fly with the Buzzards! First Class or Nuthin'!
I never forget - but sometimes I don't remember.
I never forget a face, Mister Chekov isn't it? -- Khan
I never forget a face, but in @F's case I'll make an exception
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.  -- Marx
I never forget a face--even one I've never seen! -Khan
I never forget a face. -- Garibaldi
I never forget a face. However, in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx
I never forget a face. Mister...Chekov isn't it? - Khan
I never forget a face.In your case I'll make an exception!
I never forget a girl's body, got a pornographic memory.
I never forget the day I met my wife. God knows, though, I've tried!
I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude. - Henry David Thoreau
I never get any either.
I never get any viru%^@#$#!@#
I never get lost because everbody tells me where to go!!!
I never get lost, just momentarily disoriented.
I never get lost, said the pathologist.
I never get tired of hearing about animals.
I never get to do ANYthing.   Simba
I never get to do anything fun.
I never get to do anything fun.  - - Calvin
I never get to do what I want!
I never get to get it!! - Wakko Warner
I never get to get it. - Wacko
I never get to get it. - Wakko Warner
I never get to get it.  Wakko, Animaniacs
I never get to go anywhere. - Simba
I never get to see *anyone* die... - Tom Servo
I never get to see ANYONE die - Tom
I never give anyone hell. I just tell the truth. They think it is hell. -- Harry Truman
I never give up on Dale! - Becci McClain.
I never go into saloons, said Tom dryly.
I never go mad, just into another state of madness
I never go out on days that end in "Y."
I never got a job from a poor person.
I never had a friend - Tom
I never had a problem with my sexuality!
I never had a rifle that complained of headaches!
I never had the nerve to make the final cut -Pink Floyd
I never have trouble meeting expenses, I meet them everywhere.
I never heard of a Cardassian court showing mercy. --Odo
I never heard of a sword of party member slaying.
I never hit a deer--unless I intend to eat it. - Drew Carey
I never joke about my work, 007 - Q (Goldfinger)
I never kill anyone at the dinner table - Kurn
I never kill anyone at the supper table.
I never killed a man that didn't deserve it. -- Mickey Cohen
I never killed a man who didn't need it. - Outlaw, Clay Allison
I never kissed anyone inside a nebula before. Kes
I never knew @TOFIRST@ had so many twin sisters
I never knew I could learn so much...now to retain it. - Tick to Neal
I never knew Tiamat had so many twin sisters.
I never knew Zeus was angry at me
I never knew a girl who was ruined by a bad book
I never knew collecting Taglines could be so much fun.
I never knew how much this man's voice annoys me. Sisko
I never knew lasers could be printed.
I never knew that Sysops played with dolls!!!!
I never knew that kind of love until this moment with you.
I never knew the true meaning of a spanking until I was 24.
I never knew there were lawyers with morals. -- Al Calavicci
I never knew they had personnal stereos in 1943
I never knew what a friend was until I met Geordi. Data
I never knew what it meant to be real--Jim Morrison
I never knew what love was 'til I met you
I never knew you had a twin
I never knew; any man in my life who could not bear another's misfortunes perfectly like a Christian. - Alexander Pope
I never know how much of what I say is true.
I never know how much of what I say is true. - Bette Midler
I never learned to speak hypothetical
I never let my schooling interfere with my education.
I never let my schooling interfere with my education.-- Mark Twain
I never let nothing define or limit me. - Funboy
I never let school get in the way of my education.
I never let school interfere with my education. (Twain)
I never lie and I'm always right. - George Tirebiter
I never lie nor steal taglines
I never lie nor steal taglines. . . .
I never lie or steal taglines unless it's to my advantage.
I never lie when I have sand in my boots! - Geordi LaForge
I never lie when I've got sand in my shoes. -- Geordi
I never lie, I just arrange the truth to fit my perceptions.
I never lie, cheat or steal, unnecessarily
I never liked a man I didn't meet.
I never liked you and I always will. --Sam Goldwyn
I never liked you, and I always will.
I never liked you, and I always will.
I never liked your twisted sense of humor, Chakotay -Torres
I never liked your twisted sense of humor, Kiefer.
I never lose!  Often run away, but I never lose
I never loved another person the way I loved myself
I never made a mistake in my life.  I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
I never made a mistake in my life.  I thought I did once, but I was wrong. -- Lucy Van Pelt
I never make misstakes.
I never make mistakes - once I thought I did but I was wrong.
I never make mistakes. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
I never make misteaks
I never make misteaks.  What's your beef? -JCF
I never make stupid mistakes.  Only very, very clever ones.
I never make typing miskates
I never meant to bother you. - Dax 2
I never met a Blackbird I didn't like.
I never met a Cardassian I didn't want to shoot. O'Brien as W. Rogers
I never met a Kender I didn't want to kill - Darkwood
I never met a Lasagna I didn't like!
I never met a Library i didn't like.
I never met a Scout I didn't like.
I never met a Window I liked...or one that worked.
I never met a beer I didn't like
I never met a bleeder resistor I could trust!
I never met a cat I didn't like
I never met a cat I didn't like...with some honey mustard.
I never met a chocolate I didn't like Deanna Troy
I never met a chocolate I didn't like!
I never met a chocolate I didn't like.     will rogers
I never met a chocolate I didn't like.  -Troi.
I never met a chocolate I didn't like. * Deanna
I never met a chocolate I didn't like. -- Troi
I never met a chocolate I didn't like. --Deanna.
I never met a chocolate I didn't like. --Troi.
I never met a chocolate I didn't liwas going to procrastinate, but I put it off
I never met a friend I didn't like.
I never met a kid I liked
I never met a lasagna I didn't like!
I never met a lasagna I didn't like! - Garfield
I never met a lawyer that could pass a bar.
I never met a liberal who liked to cut spending
I never met a liberal who liked to cut taxes
I never met a man I couldn't drink handsome
I never met a man I didn't like.  -- Will Rogers
I never met a man I didn't like: a. to cheat. b. at first. c. to avoid. d. better than you. - Robert Byrne
I never met a man I didn't want to fight.  -Lyle Alzado
I never met a man I didn't want to fight. -- Lyle Alzado, professional football lineman
I never met a man that I didn't like.
I never met a metacharacter I didn't like.
I never met a missionary I didn't like -- Cannibal Chief.
I never met a moderator who had a brain. Except in a jar!
I never met a nymphomaniac I didn't like
I never met a nymphomaniac... If I had, I wouldn't be here now...
I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.
I never met a sesquipedalian I didn't like.
I never met a tagline I didn't like!
I never met a temptation I didn't like.
I never met a woman I couldn't drink pretty.
I never metamorphosis who wasn't willing to change.
I never metamucil I didn't like.
I never metaphysics I didn't like.
I never miss Rush Limbaugh! He's far to big a target!
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.	Gore Vidal
I never noted his nose until about six months ago.
I never notice what has been done. I only see what remains to be done. - Madame Curie
I never post off topic.  BTW what is the topic?
I never pray before meals -- my mom's a good cook
I never promised you a prose garden.
I never punched a guy in the brain before! --1963 (comic book).
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them 5 yrs
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years. - Samuel Goldwyn
I never question @F about her motives, not even when she turns people into
I never read Taglines! Do you?
I never read a tagline that made any sense...including this one !
I never read any of those books. Kira
I never read other people's mail.
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be inferior. - Katherine Hepburn
I never really appreciated Barbara Bush till Hillary slithered in.
I never really appreciated Rosalyne Carter till Hillary slithered in.
I never really found myself until I lost my mind.
I never receive bills to pay; there's a CRC error in my ZIP code!
I never recognize an opportunity til it ceases to be one.
I never reject undeserved praise
I never repeat gossip, so I'll say this only once
I never repeat gossip.  So listen carefully the first time.
I never reply to PEOPLE WHO TYPE LIKE THIS.
I never resist temptation because I have found things that are bad for me do not tempt me. - George Bernard Shaw
I never retired. I just did something else. -Doris Day
I never rise above the noise and confusion.
I never rule out sabotage. - Garibaldi
I never said I had no idea about most of the things you said I had no idea
I never said I was a brain surgeon.
I never said I'd solve all your problems!
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers; what I said was all saloonkeepers are Democrats. --Horace Greeley
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers; what I said was all saloonkeepers were Democrats
I never said it would be easy - I said it would be worth it!
I never said that. - McCoy
I never said the one thing I should have: I love you, Dad. - Franklin
I never said there was an arguement, Lieutenant. Adel Renn
I never sat on a loaf of bread before - Crow
I never saw a Blackbird I didn't like!
I never saw a castle that I didn't like
I never saw a tagline I didn't like.
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. - D.H. Lawrence
I never saw any good that came of telling the truth. -- Dryden
I never saw it coming.
I never saw this file before! - O'Brien
I never say anything provocative. --Diefenbaker.
I never say maybe
I never say something I shouldn't.  - Neelix (The Escape)
I never seed a nekkid woman as sexy as my imagination.
I never shoot AT anything ... I simply don't miss
I never shot a child, only the machine gun she carried.
I never should have reconnected his mouth. - McCoy
I never sleep.  I'm attention deficient 10 hours a day.
I never sleep. I'm temporarily attention deficient 10 hours a day.
I never spit in your drink, why do you smoke in my air?
I never stare at Major Kira's nose. My gaze is a bit lower down.  :-)
I never steal taglines - I'm a genealogist - I just adopt them. 
I never stole one of your taglines.
I never take work home with me; I always leave it in some bar along the way
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein
I never thought I would love again, until you.
I never thought I would miss Nixon!
I never thought I would say this to you Scully but you smell bad - FM
I never thought I would say this to you Scully but you smell bad - FM
I never thought I'd be an expanding Russian front - Ivanova
I never thought I'd be running from a giant snowflake.
I never thought I'd be saying this to you, but SPOON! - Tick to Arthur
I never thought I'd get in trouble for preparing mutton with a lovely marinade, but I was absolutely lambasted.
I never thought I'd hear a Cardassian say something like that. -Sito
I never thought I'd hear a Cardassian say something like that. -Sito
I never thought I'd miss the Carter Administration.
I never thought I'd say this to you Scully...but you smell bad. - FM
I never thought I'd see you again! - T.Riker
I never thought of that.  What a silly bunt
I never thought of that.  What a silly bunt- Monty Python
I never thought of that.  What a silly bunt...
I never thought one of the good guys would lose. - Richie
I never thought that you'd lose the light in your eyes -Pink Floyd
I never took Inglish.
I never took the Kobyashi Maru test until now. - Spock
I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket. - LBJ
I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket. -- Lyndon Baines Johnson
I never turn blue in anyone's bathroom.  I think that's the height of bad taste.  -- Keith Richards
I never use Taglines...well, maybe this time.
I never use the word impossible. -Bryce Lynch
I never use toothpaste. Men shouldn't use cosmetics
I never used to be able to finish anything but now I
I never vote for anyone.  I always vote against.  -- W.C. Fields
I never wake up bitchy, I let her sleep...
I never wake up grouchy.  I always let her sleep.
I never wake up grumpy. I let her sleep!
I never wanna see another rock.
I never wanted this for you. - Don Corleone to Michael
I never wanted to be a man.  I feel sorry for them. &lt;Glenn Close&gt;
I never wanted to be anything but an engineer.  -Scotty
I never wanted to collect cards. I always wanted to be .. a lumberjack!
I never wanted to harm you.--Odo
I never watch "Sesame Street." I already know most of that stuff. --George Carlin
I never watched a baseball game I didn't like.
I never watched a hockey game that I didn't like.
I never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I woke up with a few.
I never work better than when I am inspired by anger. - Martin Luther
I never worked a day in my life.  It's all been fun
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.   --Mae West
I never worry, now that is a lie. 
I never worry, now that is a lie. 
I never would have guessed!
I never would have opend up, but you seemed so real to me
I never! You should, it's fun. - Slappy
I nkhat my ylkcu rtsas I'm nto urtitspsiuose.
I no longer fear reality; I've had all my shots
I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed
I no longer suffer from 'immaculate depressions'.
I no longer treasure life, not even my own. Karidian
I no wanna work, I wanna bang on keyboard all day
I no wanna work.  Wanna bang on keyboard
I nominate Bill Clinton as the Pro abortion Poster child
I not dyslexic am.      Confused just.
I not only campaign, I post on computer networks!
I not only dream in color, I dream in SVGA.
I not only use all the brains I have, but all that I can borrow...Woodrow Wilson
I not what bait you use, it's how you wiggle your worm!
I notice that even Shawn McMahon doesn't claim that
I notice that you stole one of my taglines tho
I notice your oeuvre is monochromatic - Hobbes
I noticed you have a little dog poopie on your shoes.
I now have duties to perform.. correct? - Lore
I now have time for a QWKie
I now know the depths I reach are limitless - NIN
I now return to my regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
I nybble often, but rarely byte
I obey the letter of the law, if not the spirit. - Calvin
I object Your Honor, Counsel is winning this case
I object t' sex on television.   I keep fallin' off
I object to all this sex on television!  I keep falling off!
I object to all this sex on the TV - I keep falling off!
I object to all this sex on the television.  I keep falling off.
I object to having sex on TV.....I keep falling off
I object to intellect without discipline... - Spock
I object to just about anything that is insisted upon
I object to power without constructive purpose. - Spock
I object to sex on T.V...I keep falling off!
I object to sex on television--I keep falling off!
I object to the entire proceeding. Hengist
I obviously have a feeble grasp of Army protocol & procedure. - Mulder
I offer you my most enthusiastic contrufibularities.
I offer you your enemies.
I often daydream about my inability to fantasize.
I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation
I often quote myself. I find it adds spice to the conversation. &#8211;George Bernard Shaw
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.  -- G. B. Shaw
I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.&lt;Shaw&gt;
I often sleep like a baby. I wake at 2:00, 4:00, 6:00
I oink, therefore I'm ham
I once almost walked along saying Tommie's speech
I once asked the bellhop to handle my bag - he felt up my wife !
I once ate a tagline T-H-I-S big!
I once blasted through a door with a lighning staff
I once bought New Idea, but only for the pictures - Sen
I once decorated my apartment entirely in ten foot salad forks!!
I once found myself in the G.U.E, (Great Underground Empire).
I once hacked a password this big - old hacker tales
I once had Todd Sullivan as a ROOM-MATE! --Dex
I once had a girl, or should I say she once had me?
I once had a girl; or should I say, she once had me. - Lennon/McCartney
I once had a life... now I have the Internet
I once had a nasty turn in a booth. - 007 (L.A.L.D.)
I once had a nasty turn in a booth. - 007 (Live And Let Die)
I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall. --Eleanor Roosevelt
I once had half a mind left, too! :)
I once had half a mind left, too! :)
I once had sex with a pregnant woman - and something grabbed my prick.
I once had, what could be considered a 'crisis of the spirit'. -Data
I once heard a duck-tailed platypus quack
I once knew an android whose middle name was 2Q4B. * Kryten
I once let my mind wander and it never came back
I once made a mistake; I thought I was wrong
I once met a Lady that drove me to drink, and I never got to thank her
I once put instant coffee in a microwave and went back in time
I once saw Copperfield make the statue of liberty disappear."- Fox Mulder
I once saw David Copperfield make the statue of liberty disappear
I once saw Macgyver take out a f-18 with a tic-tac
I once saw a 5 bit vacuum-tube computer.
I once saw a bed twenty feet by ten. - Sounds like a lot of bunk to me
I once saw a chorus line of purple wombats... - Garibaldi
I once saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second
I once saw a trinary computer:  lots and lots of twits.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right sid
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up.
I once thought I was dead, but I was just off-line.
I once thought I was indecisive; now I'm not sure
I once took an ad out in the paper - girls are better
I once tried C. I think it's still compiling 'Hello World'.
I once tried an internal modem but it hurt when I walked
I once tripped in a forest, and didn't make a sound.
I once was a true love of mine.
I once was as you are, but you will never be as I am
I once was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father
I once was lost.. but now I'm a Sysop!
I onda je mudrac rekao:"Nemam pojma".
I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free
I only buy those magazines for the articles, honest!
I only counted 100 dalmatians...!!!
I only create zombies during working hours - Crow
I only create zombies during working hours.  Crow T. Robot
I only designed your eyes. You must talk to Tyrell. He designed your mind.
I only do these things to freak you out
I only drink Irish Coffee after 1800 hours.   *O'Brien*
I only drink to forget I drink.
I only drink to make other people interesting.
I only drink to make other people seem interesting. - George Jean Nathan
I only drink when I'm alone or with someone.
I only drive 'em. I dunno what makes 'em go. - Oddball
I only eat 'meat' on days ending in 'y'.
I only eat Chocolate on days that end in "y"
I only expect money and love...in that order
I only fish on days that end with a "y".
I only fly on days that end with "Y"
I only get Newsweek, said Tom timelessly.
I only go to the "MOYAN" cause the director pays me to go there
I only got a C in programming.
I only had tee martoonies.
I only had what was posted, nothing more or less.
I only have a gun because it's hard to shoot without one
I only have a piece of eight, Tom said bitingly
I only have a piece of eight, Tom said bitingly. -John Foster
I only have one recipe. This isn't it though.
I only have one vice, and a good chili-dog is it!
I only have so much brain power I can focus
I only hope I live to save ya.   Timon
I only kill people on days that end with 'y'.
I only know that he who forms a tie is lost. The germ of corruption has entered his soul. - Victory, Joseph Conrad
I only know them from the newpaper comic strips
I only know two tunes.  One is 'Rule Brittania' -- and the other isn't
I only know what I know. - O'Brien
I only know what I read in the papers.  -- Will Rogers
I only lied to you so you would believe me!  -Crystal Morton
I only like two kinds of girls--domestic and imported.
I only like two kinds of men:  domestic and foreign. - Mae West.
I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
I only like two kinds of men: foreign and domestic. - Mae West
I only make 12 Milion a year. Don't tax it! -- Rush
I only missed it by &lt;------------------------&gt; this much
I only need about 58 characters to put my foot in my mouth. 8]  - MR
I only one complaint: Why can't we have longer tagli
I only open my mouth to change feet
I only open my mouth to switch feet
I only party on days ending in "Y".
I only play with Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
I only play with my computer on days that end in "Y".
I only post provocative taglines because you'll never think, otherwise
I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country
I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. -- NATHAN HALE
I only reply to people that are worthy, except when I wanna argue.
I only shoot IBM's to put them out of their misery.
I only speak of myself in the third person, he said
I only started a BBS to save on the phone bill
I only stay awake to help pass the time between dreams.
I only steal QUALITY Taglines.
I only think about sex occasionally - when I breathe in
I only throw consecrated snowballs - Calvin
I only throw rocks through windows on my computer.
I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!
I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!	-- Royal Floyd Mengot (Klaus)
I only type Blue Wave messages on days that end in "y."
I only use Alta Vista or HotBot. I'm Lykos intolerant
I only use Blue Wave on days that end with a "Y"
I only use Bluewave on days that end in y.
I only use Bluewave on days that end with a "Y"
I only use Windows keep watch on the world
I only use YALE graphics.
I only use my computer on days that end in "Y"
I only used it for Educational purposed y'know!!!!! :)
I only want a couple of computer bits, Tom tasted. -John Foster
I only want one thing, THE BEST!!!
I only wanted to HAVE a child, not marry one
I only wear makeup when I wear a dress - Mike Mills
I only wish my mouth had a BACKSPACE key!
I only wish my mouth had a backspace key!
I only wished we were as well balanced - Riker
I only work on Genealogy on days that end in "Y"
I only wrote the thing, I don't have to understand it!
I open Windows with a closed mind
I open fire only when the whole windshield is full of the enemy
I opened Windows and a bunch of bugs flew in!
I opened my fortune cookie last night & said "A tagline!"
I opened the Book of Enlightenment and saw only myself! &lt;Cord&gt;
I operate a space bar, Quark said blankly.
I operate a space bar, said Quark, blankly
I operate at a 90 angle to reality
I optimized my Pascal program using low-level C routines!
I order you to undress and show me your thingies.  -Capt. Butt-Head
I order you to undress and show me your thingies. - Butthead to Troi
I order you to undress and show me your thingies. - Capt. Butt-Head
I ordered a chicken and an egg sandwich. The chicken came first.
I ordered boneless baby chicken...and they gave me a hardboiled egg
I ordered chocolate, not vanilla
I ordered chocolate, not vanilla! I screamed
I ordered chocolate, not vanilla, I screamed. -Rambo & Youngquist
I ordered chocolate, not vanilla, Tom screamed
I ordered it from the back of _Leotard Legends Monthly_! - The Tick
I ordered you here. Kirk to Gorgan
I organized that big party for the prisoners, Tom confessed.
I ought to cast you out or smite you or something
I oughta hit you more often
I oughta knock you on your ghod damn *ss! --Kirk
I out-stare cats for fun
I outta keep ya locked up at home.
I outta take a can opener to you! - Cook
I owe a duty where I cannot love. -Behn
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman
I owe a lot to the boss... ulcers, nausea, feelings of paranoia
I owe him my life a dozen times over. Isn't that worth a career? - Kirk
I owe much; have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.
I owe my first born child to Visa.
I owe the government $3400 in taxes.  So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat. -- Michael McShane
I owe the public nothing.   -- J.P. Morgan
I owe you one. Paris
I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go.
I own 12 cats, I'm a masochist
I own Hell - my wife gave it to me this morning.
I own Hell - someone gave it to me this morning.
I own Seagates, want to make something of it?
I own a CP/M Machine.. I Don't Do WINDOWS!
I own a Feminazi Trading Card mint set.
I own a Murphy Computer-is that luck or what?
I own a Pentium, 'cause it reboots faster!
I own my own body, but I share.
I own one of the large breeds, a German shepherd-Shetland pony mix.
I own seven-eighths of all the artists in downtown Burbank!
I own the erasers for all the golf pencils.
I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils.
I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils.  Steven Wright
I paid $35 for my cat, and she's given me $5000 worth of enjoyment!
I paid too much for it, but it's worth it. - Samuel Goldwyn
I paid too much for it, but its worth it.
I paint what I see.  See that dragon over there?
I paint what I see.  You wanna be blue or green?
I paint what I see. See that dragon over there?
I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone
I parked my Hard Disk...now I can't find it.
I parked my Hard drive, and now I can't find it!
I parked my hard disk - and got a ticket!
I parked my hard disk and now I can't find it!
I parked my hard disk; and got a ticket!
I parked my hard drive and it got towed away!
I parked my hard-disk and it was towed!
I parked my harddisk - and I got a ticket!
I parked my harddisk now I have a ticket
I particularly like Captain Thanksgiving!  The Tick
I pass wind in your general direction!
I passed Bajoran Diplomacy with high marks for phaser accuracy.
I passed a bluestone last night - Tom on name in credits
I passed my Ethics course, but I cheated on the exam.
I passed my degree, so I'm qualified to be on the dole
I passed my electrocardiogram, said Tom readily.
I passed my electrocardiogram, said Tom wholeheartedly
I passed my ethics course!  (I cheated, though)
I passed my ethics course.  I cheated, of course.
I passed my ethics exam. I cheated of course.
I passed my ethics examination.  (I cheated, of course!)
I passed my ethics test today but I cheated.
I passed my urine test!  Hit the bullseye 4 out of 5 times!
I passed the Kobiashi Maru
I passionately hate the idea of being with it, I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time
I peed again! --Sir Robin
I perfected that sound over many, many years of making fun of people
I perform my job with effortless efficiency, effectiveness, efficacy, and expertise. - Real live resume statement
I performed an exorcism today. It seems that a daemon crashed the computer
I personally don't worship at the alter of a balanced budget. - Bonior
I personally just want to see you be you...forget about the rest of it.
I personally will go visit Uncle Lucifer... I don't believe in
I petition the court that my father be committed - Mike
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. --Steven Pearl
I phoned the zoo but the lion was busy.
I photocopied a mirror.  Now I have another mirror
I photocopied a mirror.  Now I have another photocopier
I pick up Fido from one of the boards I call, but don't post into it.
I pick up a penny. It was somebody's 1.5 cents before taxes.
I pick up my paycheck and pass it on down the line.
I picked 'em myself
I picked a bad day to stop breathing helium.
I picked a bad year to stop sniffing glue
I picked more berries than you did, Tom razzed
I picked the wrong day to give up ampheitimines.
I picked the wrong day to quit drinking.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.
I picked up a few more tags; here they are:
I picked up the dice and threw two 6's * Rimmer
I picked up the dice and threw two sixes.      - Rimmer
I pity the father who reunites with his son Jack, only to find out he doesn't know him.
I pity those who are in holy shi...err...matrimony
I pity those who are in holy shi...err...matrimony
I pity you, Captain Merik! Claudius
I pity you. - Darius  Let's not get maudlin. - Xavier St.Cloud
I plan on living forever.    So far, so good.
I plan on living forever. - Riker
I plan to be a late bloomer - it's the only chance I've got.
I plan to be more spontaneous.
I plan to go back in time and kill my own father.
I plan to live forever (or die trying)
I plan to live forever (or die trying)  -- Spider Robinson
I plan to live forever or die trying.
I plan to work for Digital, said Tom, giving me the finger.
I plan to work in a cemetery, Tom plotted gravely.
I planned my heist & my date for the same night! - Tom
I planned on having one husband and seven children, but it turned out the other way around.  --Lana Turner
I planted a dollar, grew a tree, attracted the IRS
I planted a dollar, grew a tree, attracted the IRS
I planted an algebra tree.  It has square roots
I planted bird seed-A bird came up-Now what do I feed it?
I planted seeds of doubt and got a bumper crop.
I planted some bird seed.  A bird came up
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to fee
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now what do I feed it?
I planted some bird seed. A bird grew. Now I don't know what to feed it
I planted some bird seed.A bird came up.What do I feed it
I planted some seeds of doubt ... I got a bumper crop!
I play an important role as a bad example
I play baseball with my cat...IT's the ball
I play every song from A to Z
I play tennis to avoid accelerated decrepitude
I play the GUItar
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you
I play the fife, Tom piped
I play the game and love it.
I play the part of Sir Edmund Hillary, said Tom climactically.
I play to win. -- Fiacho
I played Deal-A-Meal poker w/friends & won all their food
I played Tarot Card Poker, got a flush and 5 people died.
I played ping-pong so much, I even played it in my sleep. Forrest Gump
I played poker w/ Tarot cards: full house & 5 people died
I played poker w/ tarot cards-got a flush & 5 peop
I played poker w/ tarot cards-got a flush-5 people died
I played poker with Tarot cards--I got a full house. Four people died.
I played poker with Tarot cards--I got a full house. Four people died.
I played poker with Tarot cards.  Got a flush, five people died
I played poker with Tarot cards. Got a full house. Four people died.
I played poker with Tarot cards. I got a flush and five people died
I played poker with Tarot-got a flush and 5 people died!
I played poker with a tarot deck...got a royal flush...5 people died.
I played poker with tarot cards - got a flush & 5 people died
I played poker with tarot cards: got a flush and five people died.
I plead contemporary insanity
I plead guilty and throw myself on the mercy of Nurse Able. - Hawk
I plead insanity...  Yes; I can provide witnesses.
I plead insanity.... yep, you're right!
I plead not guilty by reason of computer-induced insanity.
I plead stupidity.
I plead temporary insanity
I plead temporary insanity and throw myself on the mercy of the echo
I plead temporary insanity.
I plead the 5th!
I plead the fifth! - Anna Steven
I plead.. Uh..I can handle it dude, like I've seen the pupils court.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Microsoft States of America
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Satellite of Love
I pledge myself to a new deal for the aardvarks -FDR
I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be.  I called someone.  They went "Aaaaahhhh..." - Steven Wright
I point and this message goes around the world from :
I point the wand at the dragon DM: You die. WHAT!? DM: Wrong end.
I pondered this, thinking as a sequitur, his statement was completely non.
I possess an unhealthy diversity of interests.
I post test all McAfee virus detection software
I post, therefore I am
I post.......... I am
I posted my joke.
I posted the instructions this morning.
I posted this message just to use this tagline.
I poured Spot remover on my dog, and now he's gone! :-(
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone
I poured beer in my rice crispies and heard "Snap, crackl
I poured milk on my serial ports and all my bits got soggy.
I poured spot remover on my dog now he's gone.
I poured spot remover on my dog.  Now he's gone. -- Steven Wright
I practic Ancient Art of .357 Magnum
I practic Ancient Art of .45 AUTO
I practice moderation to excess.
I practice safe HEX... I use a computer condom!!
I practice safe eating... I use condiments
I practice transcendental vegetation!
I practise parallel monogamy
I pray for boredom but it never comes
I pray to God that he will send me a 486 (UPS Blue!)
I pray to St. Francis of ANSI C.
I pray, pray to bring near the New Day. - Gundam II
I prayed for a new van. But God didn't work that way. So I stole a van and now pray for forgiveness!
I predict that today will be remembered until tomorrow!
I predict that today will be remembered until tomorrow!
I predict the Psychic Friends Network will file Chapter 11
I predict: You were reading a message right now
I prefer "We await your compliance", not "Tremble and obey!"
I prefer 'Indiana' We named the DOG Indiana!
I prefer CITY-TV to Country Radio.
I prefer Indiana. -- We named the *dog* Indiana.
I prefer a bottle in front of me
I prefer a dose of common sence. * McCoy
I prefer a good hollowpoint and tactical awareness to get the job done
I prefer a hot dog, said Tom frankly
I prefer a well balanced 'Sleek', myself...:)
I prefer an accommodating vice to an obstinate virtue
I prefer another guide, Captain. - Sarek
I prefer climate control to Nature. : Rush Limbaugh
I prefer crinkles on noses rather than wrinkles on foreheads
I prefer curly fries - Dr. Forrester
I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. Thomas Jefferson
I prefer drawing to talking. Drawing is faster, and allows less room for lies. --LeCorbusier 
I prefer fiction to reality; fiction has to make sense!
I prefer fiction to reality; fiction has to make sense!
I prefer gay men when they're straight.
I prefer group activity because, if it's foolish, I'm not the only fool.
I prefer liberty to chains of diamonds. - Lady Mary Wortley Montagu
I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery. - J.J. Rousseau
I prefer my meat to have no more than four legs thank you.
I prefer my oyster fried. That way I know my oyster died
I prefer my oysters fried.  Then I know my oysters died.
I prefer my personal opinion on this.
I prefer not to call it speeding but spirited driving.
I prefer not to dwell on things I cannot adequately explain. &lt;Smith&gt;
I prefer old age to the alternative.
I prefer old age to the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.  -- Alexandre Dumas, fils
I prefer sci-fi to reality. Sci-fi makes sense!
I prefer steamed yams! Step right into this room, Tom
I prefer taglines myself
I prefer text mode based BASIC because its F A S T !
I prefer the "Garfield" approach: Swat first, ask questions later
I prefer the company of equals. - Riker
I prefer the most unjust peace to the most righteous war. - Cicero
I prefer the sign that says 'No Entrance' to one that says 'No Exit'.
I prefer the term 'artificial person' myself. &lt;Bishop&gt;
I prefer the traditional Hamlet - Mike on girl wrestlers
I prefer to be acquainted with the women I kiss. * Picard
I prefer to be only slightly insane. Don't we all.
I prefer to call it the Prime Suggestion. - James T. Kirk
I prefer to call it the Prime Suggestion. -- Captain Ki
I prefer to call it thePrimeSuggestion:Kirk&KJKS
I prefer to describe my profession as that of a "Contemporary Anthropological Interactive Observer" because it has just the right amount of flair.  Besides, "stalker" is such an ugly word. 
I prefer to have life filtered through television. - Calvin
I prefer to have life filtered through television. - Calvin
I prefer to learn from _your_ mistakes.
I prefer to remain an enigma
I prefer to remain anomalous.
I prefer to think of it as the Prime Suggestion. - Kirk
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk
I prefer to view humans as risen apes, not fallen angels
I prefer wicked over foolish.  The wicked sometimes rest.
I preferred the dirty version.
I pressed F1 for help an hour ago and nobody came!
I pressed REDIAL on a brand new phone and it had a nervous break
I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea. - P. G. Wodehouse
I pressed her thigh and Death smilled
I pressed the home key, but I'm still in FL. Damn!
I presume you are Captain Janeway. Romulan
I pretend to be busy, and they pretend to pay me. - Anonymous Office Worker
I pretend to work - they pretend to pay me.
I pride myself in taking a punch, and will gladly take another
I pride myself that I assimilate only 95% of Taglines I see. ;)
I prithee, take thy fingers from my throat
I probably haven't told you half of what you need to know. -O'Brien2
I procrastinate, therefore I will be.
I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob
I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob. -- William F. Buckley
I program like a MAN.  I use COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE
I program my home computer... beam myself into the future
I program other people's VCRs for a living
I program, therefore I am.
I program, therefore I exist.
I programmatori non si reincarnano, vengono riformattati
I programmed Shift+F7 in Terminate 4.00 to do the dishes!!!
I programmed it into the computer, _all_ of it... - Sisko
I promise ... [*snicker*] -- Bill Clinton
I promise I won't bite, said the swimming Lawyer to the shark.
I promise I won't upload in your mouth!
I promise I'll get back on topic, I swear!  ;-)
I promise Wesley exquisite pain - Lore
I promise a report of great detail and accuracy - Lore
I promise every German girl a husband. - Adolf Hitler
I promise not to go anywhere. Kira
I promise not to let it happen again - until next time.
I promise not to tell the junior officers.
I promise results, not promises.
I promise that telethon wants money, Tom pledged.
I promise that telethon wants money, Tom pledged. -John Foster
I promise this is the last Promise Tag (G)
I promise to have readable messages in the future.
I promise to take good care of your cat.  - Schrodinger
I promise we would only loose ten to twenty million TOPS! -- Dr. Strangelove
I promise you, Odo--you'll NEVER be alone again!--Lwaxana
I promise you, it won't be so bad. - Kira
I promise, Colonel, never to disapoint - Rachel
I promise... we'll be good. -- Amanda
I promised I would drawn myself in mystic heated wine
I promised that I would always protect you.  -Sailor Moon
I promised that telethon money, Tom pledged
I promised that telethon money, Tom pledged. -John Foster
I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
I promised you a painless death.  It's time
I promised you a painless death.  It's time. - The Crow
I promised, not too much off the top. Mott
I promiz I wil git betr wit praktiz....I thimk..oops bad fingr.
I propose a `Monthly Filk Off!' (Shut up Anna) - KvH
I propose a mind meld with Lieutenant Paris. Tuvok
I propose you take the  shelf, sir.  -- Data
I protect those around me! - Duncan Macleod
I protest sir, I'm not a merry man! -- Worf
I protest, Captain! I am not a merry man!  Worf
I protest, sir!  I am NOT a merry man!
I protest.  I am not a merry man! - Worf
I protested the Flag-Burning Amendment by burning 50 flags.
I puff out my chest and GROWL at reality!
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment
I pulled it in and opened it up, and much to my surprize
I pulled the finger...and she sank
I pulled the wool over Ollie's eyes, said Tom foolhardedly.
I punched him in the stomach three times, said Tom triumphantly.
I pusaci su ljudi, ali ne zadugo !!!
I push the TURBO button on my PC REAL hard whenever I'm i
I pushed the "delete" key, and my computer vanished!
I put "ALL" in my twit filter.  Nobody sends me mail anymore.
I put BUGS=OFF in CONFIG.SYS, now Windows won't load!
I put BUGS=OFF in config.sys and now Windows won't load!
I put BUGS=OFF in config.sys, Windows won't Load!
I put Windows into my car computer and I had an accident.
I put a dollar into a change machine.  Nothing happened
I put a new engine in my car, but didn't take the old one out.  Now my car goes 500 miles an hour. -- Steven Wright
I put all my money into an IRA, Tom said interestedly.
I put aside my copy of "BOWLING WORLD" and think about GUN CONTROL legislation
I put away your shoes for you again. Eline
I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall
I put hard wood floors over carpeting
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.  - s.w
I put her underwear on my head - Crow as guy confesses
I put his glove on, and when I woke up, I had it on my hand
I put instant coffee in a microwave & almost went back in time
I put instant coffee in a microwave & went back in time. - S. Wright
I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.
I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time. -- Steven Wright
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I put my hand on her belly, and she said "Would you like to fill me?"
I put my hand on her breast, and she said "Would you like the rest?"
I put my hand on her knee, and she said "Would you like to see?"
I put my hand on her thigh, and she said "Would you like to try?"
I put my model railroad in the training room at work
I put my money on the spider - Crow
I put my money on the spider.  Crow T. Robot
I put on a fake smile, and start the evening show
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars!
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars!  M. Python
I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars.
I put spot remover on my dog and he disappeared.
I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone
I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone - Steven Wright
I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone ...
I put spot remover on my dog. Spot's gone!
I put stupid and offensive quotes up, just for you @FN@!
I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension. - Steven Wright
I put the boards on the path to avoid the mud, said Tom hygienically.
I put the chill in your bones, I am the wolf. - Danzig
I put the fun in dysfunctional
I put them all to sleep - Data
I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.  --Neil Armstrong
I qualified for Raw Bits!
I question your sincerity, Lore - Data
I questioned my sanity once...it didn't answer.
I quit being a moderator and my ulcer went away.
I quit dancing after I injured a groin muscle.  It wasn't mine.
I quit drinking and smoking once.  Very boring 15 minutes.
I quit drinking, smoking and sex once. Very boring 15 minutes
I quit drinking, smoking stuff and sex, until I get bored
I quit drinking, smoking, and sex - worst 15 minutes of my life!
I quit drinking, smoking, and sex once. Most boring 15 minutes ever!
I quit drinking, smoking, and sex until I got bored.
I quit drinking, smoking, and sex-worst 15 minutes of my life!
I quit drinking/smoking/& sex once. Very boring 15 minutes.
I quit my job and plugged the coffee pot in the computer room.
I quit my job... for @F!
I quit my job... for @TOFIRST@!
I quit my job... for Orville!
I quit school because it was interfering with my education.  - John Brunner
I quit; I concede.  Tanj on your silly game. -- Louis Wu
I quite drinking, smoking, and sex until I got bored.
I quite fear that it was all in your mind
I quiver with fear.   Scar
I quote other people on the boards, of course. :)  - Dire Wolf
I quoted @Q. How can anyone be that silly?
I radiate more heat than light
I radiate more heat than light Rush -Presto
I radiate more heat than light.
I radiate more heat then light Presto
I rag, you rag, we all rag tagline moderators
I raised the wall and I will be the one to knock it down
I ran Dblspace on my monitor and now I get Channel 6!
I ran Dblspace on my monitor and now it's 28 inches!
I ran STACKER on my monitor, now it's 28 wide!
I ran Stacker on my monitor and now it's 28 inches wide!
I ran WOMEN.COM and now I have to reformat my Hard Drive!
I ran a full background check on this guy. - Mulder
I ran a long way for a long time. -- Forrest Gump
I ran an Atari ST and I had some money, now I run PC and I'm broke!
I ran and ran, just like Jenny said. Forrest Gump
I ran from him in all kinds of ways.  Guess it was his turn - T. Amos
I ran here in 8 minutes flat...and I picked up a dumptruck. Chromedome
I ran into Mehdi Ali the other day. I backed up & ran into him again
I ran out of food for the hamsters in my power supply.
I ran out of sick days...I think I'll call in dead.
I ran spellcheck on your code - it took out all those extra parentheses
I ran to the water before I could swim
I ran today Ice Cream truck was going 60 MPH
I ran today...the Good Humour truck was going 60 mph
I rarely argue with mischievous carnivores.
I rarely move around at work if I can help it.
I rather be "Deaf" than "Auditory Challenged"
I rather doubt you are up to it, but one can only hope otherwise.
I rather have a fool to make me merry than experience to make me sad
I rather lose my CARRIER than my mind!
I reach out my hand, it turns to stone - H. Rollins
I reach out to touch all branches in my lineages.
I reached out for the one I tried to destroy --U2
I reached out my hand and he betrayed me - G'Kar
I read 'War and Peace' in ten minutes; it's about Russia. - Woody Allen
I read 127.5 messages, and all I got was this lousy Decoder Ring!
I read Fidonews for the nudity.
I read Ivy's comment to Barry about CO-MODERATOR
I read Playboy for the same reason I read National Geographic.  To see the sights I'm never going to visit
I read Playboy in Braille for the nice bumps.
I read Playgirl for the articles.
I read RIME Politics... for the taglines
I read SPAM Haiku/All of it/Laughed way too hard/Blew SPAM out my nose
I read a book about anti-gravity. I just couldn't put it down
I read about evils of drinking, so I gave up reading
I read about it in Land Magazine - Crow
I read about the evils of drinking, so I gave up reading.
I read about you... Way back when I was flying with training wheels
I read banned books and messages.
I read banned books!
I read comic books all day lon%$#^ NO CAREER
I read dust.....and debris. - Spock
I read it from a Russian translation of one of your service manuals
I read it in the Big Book so it must be true.
I read it in the local catbox liner, er, newspaper
I read it on RIME, so it must be true
I read it on USENET so it must be true.
I read it on the Continuum.
I read part of it all the way through
I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn
I read so many bad things about sex that I had to give up reading
I read so much about risks of drinking, I gave up reading
I read that drink was bad for you, so I gave up reading
I read the DOC's...is this English?
I read the DSZ docs but now I'm more confused
I read the FM, and it didn't work
I read the book, saw the movie and bought the T-shirt
I read the docs, but my brain got full. ;)
I read the docs, but the nurses were more fun.
I read the manual: The author speaks no English!
I read the messages in this forum and all I got was this lousy Tagline.
I read the news today oh boy about a lucky man who made the grave
I read the news today, oh boy
I read the newspaper avidly.  It is my one form of continuous fiction.  -- Aneurin Bevan
I read the screenplay.  Its two pages long. -- Mike Nelson
I read thru the lines.......and went blind
I read your body language perfectly clear.
I read your speach.  It's plodding, pedantic.  Much like yourself. - Q
I read your tagline message and stole a whole bunch of 'em... I'm wondering
I read!!! I like!!! I steal!!!
I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care. - Dave Barry
I realize that command has it's fascination-- Spock
I realized I have never left,but the journey just began
I really AM a cowboy. I'm not gay! - Crow as Texan
I really DID lend my taglines to Elvis
I really DON'T know what to do with you. Kira-2
I really _should_ be getting to bed. - Dax
I really am ethical.  It's the stupidity that drives 'em nuts.
I really appreciate the fact that you had confidence in me. -Sito
I really came to see why you stayed and fought. McCoy
I really can't tell you, Tom said secretly
I really crack myself up sometimes
I really detest taglines!
I really did miss that.  &lt;a happy tear trickles down my cheek&gt; -Anna
I really didn't say everything I said. - Yogi Berra
I really didn't say everything I said.&lt;Yogi Berra&gt;
I really do. Not hate you anymore. O'Brien to Bashir
I really don't care if I win or lose, but why don't I ever win?
I really don't have time for this. --Hercules
I really don't know what to do with you. - Intendant
I really don't know who to trust anymore. - Ro Laren
I really don't know! - Kira
I really don't know.  &lt;shrug&gt;  I only read a couple of Echoes. -Anna
I really don't mind if you sit this one out.
I really gotta come up with some good taglines
I really had to act; "cause I didn"t have any lines. -- Marilyn Chambers
I really hate it when you get heroic. Cuts into my business.
I really hate this damn machine, I wish that they would sell it. It never does just what I want, but only what I tell it
I really have enjoyed my stay but I must be moving on
I really have nothing better to do with my free time
I really have nothing else to say. Quark
I really hope you like the pinking shears - Tom
I really like men - every woman should own one
I really like men - every woman should own one, and have a backup.
I really like men - every woman should own one.
I really like men - that's why I have so many of them.
I really like my ZyXel!
I really like these new hernia packs - Tom on parachutes
I really like these new hernia packs... -- Tom Servo
I really like women  -  Every man should own one.
I really like your tagline. Did you come up with that yourself?
I really love that rock and roll! - Eddie. --Rocky Horror.
I really must learn not to argue with Bob Morgan..!
I really must learn not to argue with ignorance.
I really must learn not to argue with you..!
I really must speak to the maid. - Q
I really need to _do_ something. - Ro Laren
I really need to relax
I really need to relax - MST3K13
I really said "NO!
I really should not read mail before I have my coffee :-/
I really should not respond to my mail before I have my coffee.
I really think a cool board like that should blacklist you!
I really thought I was going to die.               - Jack
I really thought she'd learn to want it. - McCoy
I really wanted to dispense sour balls - Tom on his head
I really wanted to dispense sour balls. -- Tom Servo
I really wanted to get in shape, but the gym was 2 flights up
I really wanted to give blood, signed Tom vainly
I reccomend... amputation. -- Dr. Chennard
I receive messages, therefore I am. I send messages, therefore you are
I received a draft notice which arrived late. - Bill Clinton, 8/25/92
I received a phone bill from Bell Canada for DOS calls!
I received a phone bill from Bell South for DOS calls!
I received a phone bill from Southern Bell for DOS calls!
I received duplicate requests for these, so I've posted them to ALL
I reckon David Jeffries might be out of a job by the time this is over. - Peter S
I reckon it might rain...unless the sun comes out of course.  Jon
I recognize it.  This is Data's poetry. - Riker
I recognize my limits but when I look around I realise I am not living exactly in a world of giants. - Giulio Andreotti
I recognize your cuecard man's ass. - David Duchovny on The Late Show
I recognized him, just couldn't remember his name!
I recognized your foul stench when I opened up my mail packet!
I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board
I recomend survival. Let's get out of here. McCoy
I recommend 'doing the dozens,' Captain. -Tuvok
I recommend a randomly vectored approach to our target. - Ro Laren
I recommend a replacement as soon as possible -HoloDoc
I recon the process should take less than two hours. Data
I recruit for heterosexuality
I reformatted your brain -- now your mind is blank
I refuse a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
I refuse to "throw away my vote" -- I vote LIBERTARIAN!
I refuse to accept that god plays dice with the universe
I refuse to accept the same faith as Jesse Helms.
I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitiate. - Lady Astor
I refuse to answer under the conditions of the Seventh Guarantee
I refuse to be intimidated by Reality
I refuse to be intimidated by reality anymore
I refuse to be quoted, in or out of context!	-- Paul Johnson
I refuse to be victimized by notions of virtuous behaviour - Calvin
I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you @TOFIRST@
I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you Orville.
I refuse to believe that we're only here to live and die - Amy Grant
I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery.  I insist on believing that some men are my equals. -- Brigid Brophy
I refuse to deny anything
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
I refuse to fight a duel of wits with an unarmed opponent!
I refuse to go to a doctor who believes in reincarnation.
I refuse to grow up!specially after seeing how they act!
I refuse to grow up... :-)
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man!
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. -- Groucho Marx
I refuse to look to the right.  Tom Servo
I refuse to make an agenda, Tom said listlessly
I refuse to obey that French 'No Smoking' sign, fumed Tom defensively.
I refuse to place a tagline at the end of this message! PERIOD!!!
I refuse to pollute my system with Windoze!
I refuse to practice safe sax! "Bill Clinton"
I refuse to relate to anyone attracted to the opposite sex -Paradox
I refuse to say anything quotable. - TEC
I refuse to say anything quotable. - The Evil Clown
I refuse to sleep standing up. -- Winchester
I refuse to star in your psychodrama
I refuse to support President Clinton _or_ her husband's economic plan.
I refuse to take my case to a lower species. - Winchester
I refuse to wear a 'power suit' unless it's powered armor!
I refuse to write one more tagline
I registered DeLuxe, and now wonder why
I registered SLiMeR and all I got was this stupid tagline
I regress to childhood at the slightest provocation!
I regret I have but one asterisk for my country - N. H*le
I regret I wasn't born with opposable toes. - Calvin
I regret my previous sniping. -- Crow T. Robot
I regret that I can find no logical alternative. - Spock
I regret that I have but one aardvark to give for my country...&lt;HAWCKKKK&gt;
I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.  -- Nathan Hale
I regret that we meet in this way. - Romulan Commander
I reject absolutely:  revenge, aggression, and retaliation
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
I rely heavily on body language... - Anna Steven
I rely heavily on body language... - Anna Steven
I rely on my personality for birth control. - Liz Winston
I remain convinced that all the people posting to Usenet via
I remember 1969 ... It was colorful and lasted a week!
I remember 1st time I loaded Windoze...its still loading!
I remember 48k machines. I remember 16k machines. Sometimes I have nightmares. - Jerry Pournelle
I remember Star Trek the   F I R S T   time it was run!
I remember Yamit. Do you?
I remember back when Jay Leno was funny.
I remember being in my mother's womb. --Kim
I remember doing the time-warp
I remember doing the time-warp... - Riff Raff
I remember every detail. The Germans wore grey, you wore blue. -- Rick
I remember every fact I am exposed to. - Data
I remember everything that I haven't forgotten
I remember everything. I have a pornographic memory.
I remember him. That voice. The bloody thing he did! Leighton
I remember it like it was yesterday. Wait it was yesterday!
I remember me... I think.
I remember my fathers last words, tomorrow you're outta my will.
I remember now  I remember how it started
I remember oceans of frozen methane, the pocked red deser
I remember once Peter the Great had a problem like that. Chekov
I remember reading about your missions when I was in grade school
I remember that it's a good thing.Someday I hope to do it again. Jerry
I remember the 1st time I had sex - I still have the receipt!
I remember the Jackson four.
I remember the book depository -- TMBG
I remember the first time I was shot out of a cannon
I remember the last words of my grandfather:  "A truck!"
I remember the sixties.....HUH...They followed 59, right???
I remember the time when I came so close to you
I remember the words. I don't understand.
I remember this guy lit my couch on fire a few times.Hetfield on Cliff
I remember using punch cards to load data in the computer
I remember when "Bobbit" was a race in the Ultima games (sigh)
I remember when Ozma was a boy and the Scarecrow ruled!
I remember when Saturns were ROCKETS, not cars!
I remember when Saturns were rockets, not cars.
I remember when Sex was safe and Rugby was dangerous
I remember when a bus was something you rode to school.
I remember when floppy's were as big as pizza's
I remember when it all began, I was a regular Frankie Fan -Columbia
I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. -- Leo Kessler
I remember when sex was safe and motorcycles weren't!
I remember when the Borg were allergic to gold
I remember when the Info Superhighway was a one-lane country road
I remember when these little one-liners were called fortune cookies.
I remember when these were called cookies, not Taglines
I remember when this whole thing began
I remember when we could sleep on stones --U2
I remember when you first came to me. - Delenn
I remember when you had to know how to solder to
I remember when you used a pencil to compute.
I remember when you used to talk that way. Mareau-2
I remember when, a baby was an addition and not a deduction.
I remember when, baby sitters were called mothers.
I remember when, doctors used to smoke and kids didn't
I remember you. Bender
I remember your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully? - Fox Mulder
I remembered to tithe the Messenger.
I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully? Mulder
I removed that obnoxious female user from my BBS,, Tom
I renamed my Windows batch file LOSE.BAT
I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright
I rented a pickup truck. It didn't work: I didn't get any girls.
I repaired your nipple - Mike
I repaired your nipple. -- Mike Nelson
I repeat myself when I'm depressed I repeat...-KC
I repeat! Help stamp out, remove, and eliminate repetitive redundancy!
I repeat, I WILL offend again! - a repeat offender
I repeat: - DO NOT REPEAT - -!-
I repeat: Huh?
I repeatedly and sincerely asked that I be born again. My mother refused
I replaced Windows with a pack of playing cards.
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights.  Now it looks like I'm the only one moving
I replaced their dylithium with new Folger's Crystals
I represent Angry Gun-Toting Meat-Eating People!
I represent Angry Gun-Toting Meat-Eating People! - Denis Leary
I represent Angry Gun-Toting Meat-Eating People! - Doc Copeland
I represent Angry Gun-Toting Meat-Eating People! -Dennis Leary
I represent a sardine!!
I represent angry, gun-toting, meat-eating people. -- Leary
I request a weekend in Havana with Phil Silvers!
I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. - Another tennant complaint
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. - Dorothy Parker
I rescued you, didn't I, from the terrible dawn. - Armand
I researched my family tree apparently I don't exist!
I researched my family tree, and found I don't have one!
I researched my family tree, and guess whatI don't exist!
I researched my family tree... apparently I don't exist! 
I resemble that remark &lt;g&gt;
I resemble that remark....
I resent being called smart.  I should be called brilliant!
I resent being treated like the sort of person I am.
I resent your insinuendoes
I reserve my abuse for lower life forms, like Civil Servants.
I reserve the right to be totally wrong!
I reserve the right to go insane
I reserve the right to go insane when necessary.
I reserve the right to go insane.
I reserve the right to spout nonsense, and believe in it.
I resign my comission as a Starfleet officer.  Worf
I resolve to make no non-tautological resolutions!
I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain
I respect faith, but doubt gets you an education
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education. - Wilson Mizner
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education. -- Wilson Mizner
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.&lt;W. Mizner&gt;
I respect that the Bajoran people believe that it does. - Keiko
I respect the dead. In Fact, I'd only respect you if you died right now!
I respect the institution of marriage.  I have always thought that every woman should marry -- and no man. -- Benjamin Disraeli, "Lothair"
I respect you too much to take advantage at this time
I respect you, Captain, but this is war. Kor
I respect you...Booker Man. - Brian Pillman to Kevin Sullivan
I respect your (very) different opinion.
I rest my case. :)
I retrofitted my car with a smaller steering wheel for my mouse driver.
I return from the dump with more than I took...what's wrong with that?
I return you to your whining and crying.
I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori.
I rubbed Pernell's toupee all over my naked body - Crow
I rule the Lava World, and all should fear me. - G. Blargg
I rule the roost, but my wife rules the rooster.
I rule this inferno, enthroned for eternity!
I run Blue Wave through an open Window.  No WONDER it's cold in here!
I run My Slow Darned Old System, ver. 6.
I run OS/2 2.0 on my XT without a hitch. NOT!!!
I run Windows with 16 Meg and it's still annoying!
I run a Mac... why should I care that OS/2 can run Windows?
I run a clean place -- Guinan
I run a clean place. 
I run a free board, why can't the registrations be free?
I run all my men off 'cause I just *love* to watch 'em walk away!
I run into friends a lot. Maybe I should stay on the road when I drive
I run over smiley faces
I run over the weak and slow driver
I run stop signs; I don't believe what I read.
I run the convenience store on the road less traveled.
I run through the world thinkin' about tomorrow
I rush the lich and steal his spell book.
I sacrificed bugs to Osiris, now Windows runs.
I said "Beam me aboard" not "Beem me a ford!"
I said "Get thee behind me, Satan." He did, and pushed.
I said "Orbit the planet...NOT nuke the site."
I said "fool-proof", NOT "stupid-proof"!
I said "go to the *LDS* Center," NOT "go to the *LSD* Center!!!"
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen
I said "shut up", as in close your mouth and stop talking. - Riker.
I said 'No gnu taxes!' Do you see any gnus being taxed?
I said 'Thank you', not 'Stop'!
I said 'batty'! - Tom as Adam West
I said 'fire ACROSS her nose' not UP IT!- Spaceballs
I said 'sedate', not 'seduce', Counselor. * Picard
I said *Crusher*, not *crush* *her*! -- Worf
I said *sit* there!  *YOU'RE* going to clean that up!
I said *sit* there! Now you are going to clean that up!
I said Beam me aboard not Beam me a ford!
I said BetaZOID! Not Beta TESTER! --Troi.
I said Bud Lite, *not* blood lite. -- Tom Servo
I said Bud Lite, NOT blood lite - Tom
I said CAMELOT not CUM A LOT!!!
I said CLERIC!  Not CLERK!
I said CRUSHER, not CRUSH HER!!! - Worf to K'ern
I said Crusher, NOT Crush her! Worf to his brother Kurn
I said I loved, but I lied. - Pantera
I said I respected you.  I didn't say I trusted you
I said I think I love you, you said What's not to love.
I said I wanted the Hammer, not the Slammer
I said I was Sorry!.. Don't Delete^*%*&****NO CARRIER
I said I was busy. - Dax
I said I was sick, but would anybody listen?
I said I wouldn't raze Texas!
I said I'd suspend my disbelief, not hang it by the neck!
I said I'm buying a Seven Eleven! (Robert Plant)
I said I'm on the pho$^(#@($&!# NO CARRIER
I said LUNCH not LAUNCH!!!!
I said MAYBE and that's final!
I said NO to drugs but they didn't listen!
I said No gnu taxes! Do you see any gnus being taxed? - B.Hawke
I said `No new TEXAS!' Do you see another Texas? -Bush
I said `Who's Dan?' and she said `Who's Marie?'
I said `shut-up', as in close your mouth and stop talking - Riker
I said a BUD LIGHT - Joan of Arc
I said a BUD LIGHT.  -- Joan d'Arc
I said a BUD light! - David Koresh
I said a young man aint got nothing in the world these days - The Who
I said across her nose, not up it!
I said beam me aboard, Scotty, NOT a two-by-four!
I said bottoms up... I didn't mean to finish your drink!
I said carve up the TURKEY, dear - John Bobbitt
I said comb the desert! - Skroob
I said copy the disk - not Xerox it!
I said don't pick up NO CARRIER
I said get a CLERIC, not a CLERK!
I said go away!  I am missing Bay Watch. - Wally Llama (Animaniacs)
I said go away!  I am missing Bay Watch. -- Wally Llama
I said go away! I am missing Bay Watch. - Wally Llama (Animaniacs)
I said hit *HIM* with the fireball, not me!  Damn wizards
I said how 'bout some music, you said you got any Merle?
I said humor us, not /pun/-ish us. --K'vin, SN
I said it once and I'll say it again: Democracy doesn't work!
I said it was *A* Huggy Bear - Crow
I said it was *a* Huggy Bear! -- Crow T. Robot
I said it was a good idea all along.
I said it!  Oh! I said it again!
I said it's different, not worse. - Dilbert's mother
I said kid'leys, did'l I?  - Data
I said leave it alone! Quark
I said no GNU taxes! You see any gnus being taxed? -Bush
I said no GNU taxes.  Do you see any GNUs being taxed? - G. Bush
I said no gnu taxes..have I taxed any gnus?
I said nothing, and I was misquoted!
I said put it down! - Zack Allen
I said sedate, not seduce, Counselor.-Picard
I said she growls when the doorbell rings
I said she wets fire hydrants.
I said shut up, as in close your mouth and stop talking. - Riker
I said something to *DRINK* - not something to *WASH* in! - Aahz
I said something wrong now I long for yesterday.   Beatles
I said something wrong, now I long, for yesterday. - Lennon/McCartney
I said take a LITTLE off the top of my HEAD! - John Bobbi
I said talk to her, not fight with her. Kirk to Petri re Elaan
I said that spider you guys!!!
I said to *tuck* the kids in bed--Mia Farrow
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me?"
I said touch *nothing*! - Rimmer
I said ya shouldn't have worn that dress
I said, "E.T., call OHM"; but he resisted.
I said, '#$@% it then, take the kids back to town - Waters
I said, 'Copy the disk!' not 'Xerox it!'
I said, 'Demons, BEGONE'--and Danny vanished!
I said, Death in Texas not Death and Taxes.
I said, does anyone have a @*#?! cigarette? - Steve Dallas
I said, hey listen to me, stay sane inside insanity! - Columbia
I said, my kingdom for a HORSE, not for a HEARSE!!!
I said-uh Shake, Rattle 'N' Roll!
I sail my memories of old like boats across the seine
I sail my schooner on the highway of life.
I salute my cable company...One finger at a time!
I salute you with my cigarette - Crow
I salute you with my cigarette.  Crow T. Robot
I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew
I sank into Eden with you. - Live
I sat between Elivs and a Yeti on the bus
I sat down beside her, said hello, offered to buy her a drink... and then natural selection reared its ugly head
I sat on Santas lap. His fly was open! Boy, what a present he gave me!
I sat there for a minute, trying to figure out how to stop playing dumb. - narrator, p.46
I save ALL my keno pads - Crow on wall full of charts
I saved a quarter!
I saved my Alternate Universe manual from College - Mike
I saved my Alternate Universe manual from College... -- Nelson
I saved the life of a virgin sacrifice! I disqualified her
I saved the life of the virgin sacrifice by disqualifying her.
I saved the whales. Now what am I suppose to do with them
I saved your life today - killed a sh*t-eating dog.
I saw Bill Clinton....WITH HIS PANTS ON!!!
I saw David Copperfield disapear the Statue Of Liberty once - Mulder
I saw Dr. Soong.  My father. Data
I saw ELVIS. He sat between Bigfoot and me on the UFO.
I saw Elvis - he sat between me and Bigfoot in the UFO.
I saw Elvis at a Bomber game.
I saw Elvis at a Cowboys game.
I saw Elvis at the post office.  Bought his picture for 29 cents.
I saw Elvis in Ireland! He was dancing with the wee Leprechauns!
I saw Elvis last night. He was making crop circles
I saw Elvis sun-baking in a crop circle before the UFO picked him up!
I saw Elvis today.  Then I had to return the shovel
I saw Elvis!  He sat between Bigfoot and me on the UFO!
I saw Elvis!  He was playing for Bigfoot and Nessie!
I saw Elvis!  He was sitting between me and Jimmy Hoffa on the UFO.
I saw Elvis!  Hey, who are those guys with the white coats coming?
I saw Elvis! He was riding in a bamboo taxi with Gilligan!
I saw Elvis! He was shorter,older & Jamaican,but I'm sure it was him!
I saw Elvis! He was skinny-dipping in Loch Ness floating on his back!
I saw Elvis! He was teaching Micheal Jackson how to moon-walk!
I saw Elvis! He was teaching a Yeti how to ski!
I saw Elvis! Just before Scotty beamed him up!
I saw Elvis! Just before they revived me back to life again!
I saw Elvis!!  He sat between me and Bigfoot on a UFO!
I saw Elvis!!.....in an Orb vision that is
I saw Elvis!...he was wearing an I HATE Windows Button!
I saw Elvis, and all I got was this lousy jelly doughnut
I saw Elvis, he sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
I saw Elvis.  He sat between @N@ and Bigfoot on the UFO
I saw Elvis.  He sat between Rod Speed and Bigfoot on the UFO"
I saw Elvis.  He sat between me and Orville on the UFO.
I saw Elvis.  He was sitting between Bigfoot and me on the UFO.
I saw Elvis.  I sat between him and Bigfoot on the UFO.
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and @FN@ on the UFO
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the U FO.
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and L. Wilson on the UFO.
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Laura on the UFO.
I saw Fist when they opened for Badfinger - Tom
I saw Frakes he wanted Cindys transporter coords
I saw Gamera kissing Santa Claus - Joel
I saw Gamera kissing Santa Claus...  Joel Robinson
I saw Jesus on a plane... or maybe it was Elvis
I saw Jimmy Hoffa. he sat between Elvis and me on the UFO.
I saw Mulders sister! She was sitting next to me & Elvis in the UFO
I saw Peter, Paul and Mary singing Puff the Magic Fairy... - Brust
I saw Superman fly around the sun on TV, I know it's true!
I saw The Exorcist three times.  I don't know what possessed me.
I saw Tom murder my husband, Mr. Tuvok. Adel Renn
I saw Tommy killing beatniks!  Crow T. Robot
I saw Wally Gator slam dance a Smurf, is that strange enough? - Slappy
I saw a Smart Blonde last night, disguised as a brunette.
I saw a Tom Swifty in that comment, Tom visualized.
I saw a Were-targ drinking a Ferengi Holiday in Roddenberry's
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright
I saw a coyote! Theres another one -Tom Servo as scenery passes
I saw a face that I loved, but I girl I did not know -
I saw a horrible accident on the way to the club tonight...Two taxicabs collided and 30 scotsmen were killed
I saw a light at the end of the tunnel - it was a train!
I saw a lot of trees today; and they were made of wood.
I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot
I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot. - S. Wright
I saw a man with a wooden leg... and a real foot.
I saw a man with wooden legs and real feet
I saw a movie with a happy ending.  Everyone was glad it was over.
I saw a sign on a golf course that said: "The meek shall inherit the earth, but they won't make the green in two."
I saw a sign on a golf course that said: "The meek shall inherit the earth, but they won't make the green in two."
I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright
I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentlemen as he bounced off the roof of my car
I saw a subliminal advertising executive for a second.
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second. -- Steven Wright
I saw a subliminal advertizing exec for only a second
I saw a tree fall in the forest, and I didn't hear it.--s.w
I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.
I saw a tree fall in the woods.  I didn't hear it. S. Wright
I saw a tree fall in the woods...I  just didn't hear it
I saw a vacuum tube in the Smithsonian once.
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."
I saw a werewolf drinking a Pina Colada - Joel
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada. -- Joel Robinson
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese Menu in his hand
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said, "186 pounds?"
I saw a young girl who didn't die
I saw a young girl who didn't die
I saw and loved. -Gibbon
I saw better conversations in alphabet soup.
I saw few die of hunger; of eating, a hundred thousand.	Benjamin Franklin
I saw her first!
I saw her obituary.  Some kind of traffic accident.  Spock
I saw her through your eyes. - The Crow
I saw him move! ... SHOOT! - BATF
I saw him wet them on the field of honor - Tom
I saw him wet them on the field of honor...  Tom Servo
I saw it in a cartoon, but I can do it...%^#$ NO CARRIER
I saw it in a cartoon, but I'm pretty sure I can do it
I saw it on one of those Sylvester the Chicken cartoons ... hehehehe
I saw it on the radio.
I saw it! Right out of hell! Decker
I saw my hair in the mirror & paniced - Mike as girl
I saw my life flash before me and I picked up some great taglines!
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's [sic] lounge -Bart
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge - Bart Simpson's lines
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge -Bart Simp./Epis. 8F17
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge. - Bart Simpson
I saw one very similar to that on the desk of a jet mechanic
I saw stars dancing on the water.
I saw that coming a mile away, didn't you? Sandrine
I saw that man remove my ballot from the box, said Tom devotedly.
I saw that punch coming, so I blocked it with my chin!
I saw that!  And I'm telling your mother!
I saw that!  You were trying to steal my tagline weren't you?
I saw that! Givin away my originals eh? ;) Couldn't resist!
I saw that! You were trying to steal my tagline, weren't you?
I saw the T-shirt but all I got was this stupid tagline
I saw the ball, Brian, and I put it in the back o' the net.
I saw the best minds of my generation... but not here!
I saw the commercial! What do YOU mean OS/2 doesn't play snooker?
I saw the light in your window tonight.
I saw the light!   It hurt my eyes.
I saw the photograph.   Beatles
I saw the sign, and it said to bunt. - Ace of Baseball
I saw the truth and wasn't set free.  Just marked down 25%!
I saw the worse minds in my generation helped by fantasy.
I saw this in `JFK'! -- Joel Robinson
I saw this in a cartoon once, but I think I can do it!
I saw this in a cartoon, but I'm pretty sure I can do it
I saw this is a movie once. - The Tick
I saw this match on Lifetime - Mike on girl wrestlers
I saw this on Midnight Express - Crow on dinosaur fight
I saw this on Midnight Express. -- Crow T. Robot
I saw what YOU did!!!!
I saw what you did and I know who you are.
I saw which was the winning side
I saw yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
I saw you about to do the wild thing with a stranger" - Mulder to Scully
I saw you take one through the pump -- Charlie DeSalvo
I saw you take two chips from my pile! Worf
I saw your ad on the information highway, and I came to a screeching halt. - Real live resume statement
I saw your momma at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle
I saw your momma kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
I saw, I came, I cleaned it up.
I saw, I conquered, I came.
I sawed the see-saw from out under Esaue!
I say "eh", eh.
I say 'don't move,' Snow White. You move you're dead. Albrect
I say I'm dead and I move - Eric Draven, THE CROW
I say Nuke the entire site from orbit just to be sure!
I say Tomata .. and you say Tomato .. Lore to Data
I say YaMAYto and you say YaMAHto
I say `spit' and it gets turned into a tagline. --Danny
I say destroy them now. -- Corg
I say good business is where you find it - Dick Jones
I say he DOES have to shoot me now! SO SHOOT ME NOW! - D. Duck
I say it was catching a designer tank
I say it's worth the risk! - Bashir2
I say just punch him then and there.  - - Calvin
I say many wise things as jokes, but even more stupid things seriously
I say nuke 'em from orbit, it's the only way to be SURE!
I say old boy, pull out of that dive - ^&@$  -- [NO HARRIER].
I say old chap, that's a jolly tagline you have there.
I say put Shroedinger in the box and see how he likes it!
I say that not _all_ fools die young......hahahaha! - Gowron
I say that thing shooting at us looks like a spider! - No, it dosn't.
I say the Rooster
I say the Rooster.....&lt;G&gt;
I say the dragons been gettin 'em! X Bartender
I say the world is sick, you say tell me what that makes us? - T. Amos
I say then, Has God cast away His people? Certainly not!
I say tomato, and he says 'Oh, shut the f*** up!
I say we *disarm* all the rapists
I say we cross further down-river. Hercules
I say we go for it, and hope that we have a good experience.
I say we nuke Waco from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.
I say we nuke the site from Orbit, it's the only way to be sure
I say we ride down to @F's and steal his tagline file.
I say we ride down to Danny Della's and steal his tagline file.
I say we ride down to Rasta's and steal his tagline file. - Harley
I say we ride down to Yyour place and steal your tagline file.
I say we start busing gays into predominately straight communities.
I say we teach the Alliance a lesson! - Rom2
I say we upgrade him to DOS 2.0 and Windows 3.0... (snicker)
I say what I mean,I mean what I know,I know what is fact
I say what I want to know, but how?
I say you are Lord, and I should know, I've followed a few!
I say you're a thing of the past and you ain't gonna last...
I say your picture in the dictionary today, it was under KABAAM!
I say, "Hey Scumbag, has there been an alarm?".
I say, put Lyle Leavell in the box and see how HE likes it.
I say, put Schroedinger in the box & see how HE likes it.
I say, put Scott Dowdle in the box and see how HE likes it.
I say.. even Jesus was obedient.. even unto death!
I say...have you been into the mushrooms again?
I say: "Back to the store for a Win95 refund!"
I says, 'which is the hippies and which is the dogs?'
I scanned a message from Bill on "some of my current taglines"
I scanned a message from Ray on "Cat Taglines"
I scooped the Sysop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I screamed...not--not a girly scream...--Fox's confession(WotC)
I screamed; not a - not a girly - scream... - Mulder
I sdrawroF eroM ehT
I seam to have inaddvertintly deleeted the spel cheker.
I search and search some more, then I find and search some more
I search myself, I want you to find me --Divinyls
I searched a nice 24bit graphic & found Win95
I searched for a Tagline you'd understand. I gave up
I searching for myself. - Gemini lost at birth
I second that motion and ... Bartender! Another round!
I secretly replaced the dilithium with Folgers.
I see 29 Chriss crawling around in my aquarium!
I see 29 John Baffords crawling around in my aquarium!
I see David Koresh finally quit smoking!
I see Hoot Gibson has taken up residence. -- Winchester
I see I've strayed Off Topic, sorry Mister Moderator!
I see London, I see France, I see Urd's underpants! =) =) =) - Micah
I see Meatloaf!  I see Van Morrison!  I see Spoooock! -- Servo
I see TOILET SEATS
I see a "Sacred Cow" and BANG - I think - Hamburger!
I see a dinosaur, but I hear an elephant
I see a dinosaur, but I hear an elephant-- Tom Servo
I see a disgusting worm on you - Frank to Dr. Forrester
I see a dismal film ahead...  Joel Robinson
I see a germ! - Dr. Forrester to Frank
I see a light Mike - Crow's near death experience
I see a little silhouetto of a man.
I see a moderator!  Quick, change the subject!
I see a movie & I want to paint it black - Tom sings
I see a movie and I want to it painted black...  Tom Servo
I see a red door and I want it painted black. - Mick Jagger
I see a red door and I want to paint it black.
I see a snow coned shape thing - Joel on alien symbols
I see a summer night, with a magic moon.
I see a woman may be made a fool, if she had not the spirit to resist.
I see another red eyed morning coming.
I see by the gun that today isn't good for you.  Later?
I see by your gun that today isn't good for you.  We'll reschedule.
I see drunk people.
I see fear in these men's eyes - Scully
I see fragged people.
I see he rousted you out of bed as well. - Ivanova
I see he rousted you out of bed as well. - Ivanova
I see his open mouth but I hear no sound
I see how their eyes are gathered into one
I see it, actually. And a little pink bow in the hair. - Anna Steven
I see my cut has improved your voice! - Ramirez
I see my signal's turned from green to red - Hendrix
I see no humor here, I can only laugh at the thought.
I see no logic in prefering Stonn over me. Spock
I see no reason for answers to be couched in riddles. Spock
I see no reason to stand here and be insulted -- Spock
I see nothing funny about this. --Timon
I see nothing... NOTH- ING! - Sgt. Schultz
I see now how you've risen through the ranks so quickly. -Diana, V
I see only the past.
I see said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.
I see salad in your future.   Take your Onion and begone!
I see serious problems ahead. - Roland
I see that I've brushed my teeth with 'Preparation H'. -- Opus
I see that Zambezzian barley production is up again.
I see that hamburger has done its evil work! --Chiun
I see that you weren't fully debugged before release.
I see that your second lobotomy finally took hold.
I see the beauty. - Butt-Head
I see the evil hamburger has done its work!
I see the front torpedo bays are loaded - Crow on boobs
I see the glass as 'too big'
I see the hand of Man arise, with hungry mind and open eyes -Rush 2112
I see the light!  It's a BUD light!
I see the problem:  you need a wetware upgrade
I see the tragedy of young ones lying on the ground -Coverdale/Page
I see the truth in it. -- Paul Atreides
I see them in bed/My gun appears by magic/Bang they both are dead!
I see them! I see the fnords!
I see them. Paris
I see we're neighbors. I live in College Station, TX.
I see what you mean by surprises. Sisko
I see why these packets have a government warning. - 007
I see you HAVE met him, or at quoted him ;-) - Myra I Fox
I see you Sam's and raise you two weasels.
I see you are performing up to your standards.
I see you decided to go psycho. Godspeed! - Dr. Forrester, MST3K
I see you found your Nausican friend. Q
I see you got out of the morgue okay -- Duncan MacLeod
I see you had help. Chakotay
I see you have some Jerky!
I see you have the ring, and your Schwartz is as big as mine. - Helmut
I see you managed to get out of the morgue okay. MacLeod
I see you need an error-correcting modem.       &gt;snicker&lt;
I see you now a vague deception of a dying day
I see you shiver in antici........................pation.
I see you shiver in atici-                                    -PATION!
I see you shiver with ... an-tici-PA-tion.  -- Frank
I see you shiver with an ti ci [SAY IT!] pation.
I see you shiver with antici ... pation - Frankie
I see you shiver with antici...                             ...pation!
I see you shiver with antici.......PATION!
I see you shiver with antici......pation! --Frank N. Furter
I see you shudder with antici . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PA-tion.
I see you're a natural blonde, so I'll speak slowly.
I see you're feeling particularly blonde today.
I see you're into sadonecrobeastiality... beating a dead horse, that is.
I see you're stealing my taglines !
I see you've done some redecorating. - Riker
I see you've done this before.  Morticia Addams
I see you've met my... faithful... handyman
I see you've met my... faithful... handyman. - Dr. Frank N. Furter
I see you've met myfaithfulhandyman. --Frank N. Furter
I see you've noticed the ears. Kirk
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I see you've studied logic (And chosen to ignore it). -- B. Swopes
I see your "imagine" and raise you a "simulacrum."  ;
I see your .38 and raise you a .45!
I see your .44 and raise you a GAU-8A.
I see your 6 taglines and raise you 2.
I see your Cthulhu and raise you Sauron.
I see your GAU-8A and raise you two SA-9 Gophers!
I see your GAU-8A and raise you two SAMs!
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.  Let's see how you handle it!
I see your always willing to share your ignorance...@FN@.
I see your foot and your mouth have been introduced.
I see your schwartz is almost as big as mine!
I see your temper hasn't improved. - Dax
I see, said the blind man to his deaf wife...
I see.  And it's MEANT to do that, is it?
I see.  It is precisely because I am _not_ human.   Data
I see.  So she's _after_ you? - Sisko
I see. -Troi
I see. It is precisely because I am _not_ human. Data
I see.... and UNIX is an operating system, is it?
I seek but what belongs to me in truth.
I seek not the answers or questions,but the quickest way
I seek not the answers or questions,but the quickest way to slamabeer.
I seek not to know all the answers but to understand the questions
I seem to be a verb.  -- Buckminster Fuller
I seem to be a verb. -B. Fuller
I seem to be commenting on everything - Data
I seem to be having a tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle
I seem to be having difficulty with my lifestyle
I seem to be having problems with my lifestyle.
I seem to be having this tremendous difficulty with my Lifestyle!
I seem to be hearing the sound of idle hands clapping.
I seem to be on fire...  Joel Robinson
I seem to be on the Voyage of the Damned.--HoloDoc
I seem to be on the voyage of the damned. -- Doc Zimmerman
I seem to be outgrowing my birthday suit.
I seem to be the last to know just about everything around here!
I seem to have lost my phone number - may I borrow yours?
I seem to have misplaced my uniform -- Spock
I seem to have missed desert. - 007
I seem to have more on my burners than I have burners!
I seem to have picked up a bad hobbit.
I seem to have run out of taglines
I seem to have... miscalculated.  gakk
I seem to have...miscalculated. Thelev
I seem to've misplaced my husband. - Dolores Claiborne
I seen my own grave, Merlyn. Caleb Temple
I seen strange before, but this breaks new ground.
I seen these big shots all come and go/Been there myself... Utopia 
I seen yo'momma downtown scrapping with a pigeon for a peanut.
I seen you do the dog, I seen you gettin down.
I selected E5 ... but I didn't hear "Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs"!
I sell LSD to small children
I send my Christmas packages via Sled/Ex
I send my soul through time and space To greet you.   Flecker
I sense    The Moderator!
I sense (insert emotion of choice here) -- Counsellor Troi
I sense The Moderator!
I sense a commercial coming, everythings fading to black. - Troi
I sense a commercial coming. - Troi
I sense a million minds staring at my cleavage -- Troi
I sense an array of unwilling competence
I sense danger, Will Robinson!
I sense great lust from half the crew - Troi
I sense impending pain coming
I sense it has already changed
I sense life has taken another sardonic twist. -Brain
I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage - Troi
I sense millions of minds...staring at my cleavage-Troi
I sense nonsense. . .Is there a Liberal around?
I sense something.  A presence I've not felt since.- Darth Vader
I sense something. A presence i've not felt since..... - Darth Vader
I sense something... a presence I haven't felt since
I sense that he's concealing something. - D. Troi
I sense that much of this historic moment is escaping you. -Brain
I sense the bartender wants me, Captain. _Mayday_! - Troi.
I sense the entity staring at my cleavage. Troi
I sense*SLAP*  Not while we're on the bridge, Will!
I sense...     The Moderator!
I sense... &lt;*SLAP*&gt;  Not while we're on the bridge, Will!
I sense...The Moderator!
I sensed nothing unusual last night. - Troi
I sensed you were different, FBI... - Ish to Mulder (Shapes)
I sent 'em to da Klingon ship, where there'll be no Tribble at all
I sent Kathleen on a mission to the Antilles, Tom indicated.
I sent you a netmail, did you not recieve it?
I sentence you to hang by the neck until you cheer up.
I serve a LIVING SAVIOUR!!!!! PRAISE YHVH!!!!!!
I serve ~NO ONE~! - LaCroix
I served my king, he would not in mine age Have left me naked to mine enemies. - William Shakespeare
I set my laserjet on "STUN".
I set off EVERY stud detector in the hardware store!
I set off every stud sensor in the hardware store.
I shake Asmodeus' hand ... ASMODEUS' HAND??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I shall allow no man to belittle my soul by making me hate him. -Booker T. Washington (1856-1915)
I shall avenge you.  Kirk
I shall avenge you.  Kirk
I shall be an autocrat, that's my trade; and that good Lord will forgive me, that's his. - Catherine the Great
I shall be delivered from this fetid and festering sewer."-Winchester
I shall desire more love and knowledge of you. &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
I shall desire more love and taglines of you. --Tagspeare
I shall digitize or die !!!
I shall do neither.  I have killed my captain, and my friend. - Spock
I shall eat pig! I shall eat pig exceedingly!
I shall eat your heart and spit it out, Terran! - Kilrathi Taunt
I shall effect repair. Nomad
I shall endeavor to speed up the process. -- Data
I shall freeze you as solid as...a solid freezy frozen thing.-Prof MFH
I shall go MAD!--Arthur Dent
I shall keep squeezing you til all your man juices run dry! F!
I shall leave the room.
I shall never believe that God plays dice with the world. - Einstein
I shall never hear a poem as lovely as a beer!
I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
I shall never understand humans
I shall not altogether die. -- Horace
I shall not fear.Fear is the killer of understanding. (Bene Gesserit)
I shall not rest until all Trekkers breathe Bajoran air!
I shall now sign autographs. - Lawrence Limburger
I shall return... - MacArthur
I shall sample some of your burned replicated bird meat -- Kurn
I shall save those natives from you
I shall smite Evil with inconsistent messages.
I shall smite Evil with the Croutons of Courage!
I shall smite thee! - Ranma 1/2
I shall soon complete my mission and depart your watery planet
I shall taunt you a second time.
I shall try some of your burned replicated bird meat.  -- Kurn
I shan't ask you politely next time. &lt;punch&gt; - 007 (Sean Connery)
I shan't elaborate.
I share a single apartment with 3 cats, my furniture is WAY too nice!
I share my place with a headstrong pig and an overconfident cat.
I sharpened my wits on a dead man's skull. - Soundgarden
I shave with Occam's Razor.
I shiny new era is just growing nearer.   Scar
I shiver, but it ain't from the cold baby!!
I shook my family tree and a bunch if NUTTs fell out!
I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out!OJW
I shook my family tree and out came a forest of friends
I shook my family tree and some nuts fell out.
I shook my family tree, a bunch of nuts fell out. 
I shoot back sho' nuff bad/I shoot back shoot 'em up   Ted Nugent 
I shoot back...Ted Nugent
I shoot every third salesperson that calls. The second one just left.
I shop, therefore I am
I shop, therefore I am broke.
I shop, therefore I am.
I shot JFK and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
I shot JR!  I killed that fat bar keep! -- TV's Frank
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
I shot a man in South Amboy, just to watch him die.
I shot an arrow in the air... And it STUCK!
I shot an arrow into the air, and it got stuck.
I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck. -- Graffito in Los Angeles
I shot her in the back 'cause her back was to me!
I shot the Foys and a dozen Barton Boys
I shot the Moderator, but I did not shoot the Sysop
I shot the Moderator. I AM the SysOp, didn't shoot myself
I shot the SYSOP, but I should have shot the moderator
I shot the Sherrif.....but I did not shoot the Constable
I shot the SysOp, but I did not shoot the Mod-er-a-tor
I shot the Sysop, but I forgot to shoot the Moderator
I shot the Sysop, but I should have shot the moderator
I shot the moderator, but I didn't shoot the co-moderator
I shot the sherif & the deputy!
I shot the sheriff. But I didn't shoot the deputy !
I shot the sheriff. But I swear it was in self-defense !
I shot the sheriff/But I did not shoot the administrative assistant
I shot the sysop ^N, but I didn't shoot the moderator
I shot the sysop,but I shoulda shot the moderator,too
I should be allowed to blurt out the merest idea
I should be back by then. - Sheridan
I should be lying dead in there, not him. Garrovick
I should be so lucky.
I should be thinking about my own sweet Servo - Crow
I should be with you right now.
I should fire you, but I don't believe in mixing business with pleasure
I should have BBSed all night.
I should have asked the computer for no interuptions. Janeway
I should have asked them before they died!
I should have been a country-western singer.  After all, I'm older than most western countries. -- George Burns
I should have been a plumber. -Albert Einstein
I should have been born rich instead of handsome
I should have done this a long time ago. - Last line of TNG
I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash
I should have gotten earthquake insurance. - Duncan MacLeod
I should have known better; every happy moment in my life came from lying.
I should have known not to volunteer
I should have left you a long time ago - Hendrix
I should have never made that agreement with you!  Riker to Picard
I should have never reconnected his mouth. - McCoy
I should have quit while I was not as far behind.
I should have said Romulan.  That Klingon goat.  Q
I should have seen it coming. Tain
I should have shown him the beauty of killing small things. - Earl
I should have stayed in radio. -- Ben Harris
I should have stopped sooner, Tom postulated.
I should have the results in a couple of hours. - Bashir
I should have worn white - it goes with everything! * Cat
I should hope so!
I should hope so! &lt;g&gt;
I should know by now to trust your instincts--Scully to Mulder
I should know. I've been a mother 3 times and a father twice. - Dax
I should like to be able to love my country and to love justice-Camus
I should mosey back to the grocery store - Mike
I should never eat my grandma's meatloaf.
I should never have had him!, Mrs. Moroboshi on parenting
I should never ride my bike in mud when I don't how deep it is.
I should not be ungrateful to those teachers.
I should of had a V8!
I should practise first. - Sito
I should presently be able to deal from a full deck.
I should tr- no, I shouldn't. - gossamer
I should warn you I'm experiencing violent impulses. -- Mulder
I should warn you, I may reek of the sewer. - Mulder
I should warn you, I'm experiencing violent impulses
I should warn you, I'm experiencing violent impulses. - Mulder to Scully
I should warn you, I'm just a torso - Crow
I should've bbs'ed all night.
I should've died with my crew. - Commodore Matt Decker
I should've transferred to a cargo drone.  No complaints! - O'Brien
I shoulda been a cowboy, I shoulda learned to rope and ride
I shouldn't ask my dad what a word means unless I want to look it up.
I shouldn't have written all those tank programs. --Flynn
I shouldn't try out my chemistry set on my mom's new dishwasher.
I shouldnt've bbs'ed all night
I shouted "Ol !" every time one was gored
I show a clear pattern of unpredictability.
I showed up at the blood bank but they turned me down. They want plasma, not asthma
I showed up in boots, and ruined your black tie affair.
I shrank a pipe bomb and fed it to your cat. Enjoy!
I shudder to think. Thinking always makes me shudder
I sigh the lack of many a thing I sought. - Shakespeare
I sighed as a lover, I obeyed as a child.
I sight the lack of many a tagline I sought. --Tagspeare
I signed up for an Orgami class but it folded. 
I simply mean that you can be anything you want to be. Kirk
I simply mean that you can be anything you want to be. Kirk
I simply prefer having masses and masses of curls.  Whee! - Anna S
I simply reversed the polarity of the neutron flow. - Dr Who
I simply want to be rich enough to be able to hold money in the contempt it deserves. -- fenmarel, on oz#gothic
I since '84!
I sincerely believe that vampires evolved from vacuums
I sing a 'Let's kick their ass' song. Darren The Bard
I sing of arms and a dead white male.
I sing the progress of a deathless soul. -- Donne
I sing whenever I sing whenever I sing!
I sing whenver I sing whenever I- Gypsy
I sink, therefore I swam
I sit and watch...as tears go by-y-yyy-y~~Stones baby
I sit at my table and wage war on myself.  -- R.E.M
I sit at my table and wage war on myself.  -- R.E.M
I sit beside the fire and think of all that I have seen. --Bilbo
I sit down next to him and get my gear off. (My armour I meant!)
I sit in the corner and no one can bother me -Floyd
I skate on the other side of the ice
I skip the part about love, it seems so shallow and low -R.E.M
I skipped the part about love... It seemed so silly. - Low
I slapped Anne B. Davis once - Crow as Robert Reed
I slapped Anne B. Davis once. -- Crow T. Robot
I slash my wrists on the cutting edge of technology
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I sleep alone............by choice. - Lois Lane
I sleep at night knowing ROBOCOMM is working!
I sleep better at night knowing Kai Winn is out there to protect us.
I sleep like a baby...with a breast in my mouth.
I sleep very well in my lovely Bettgestell
I sleep with my house key under my tongue, and never suffer from cramp
I slept badly last night.  I made a few mistakes
I slept in a draft last night, said Tom stiffly.
I slept like a baby - woke up every two hours
I slept like a baby...with a breast in my mouth.
I slept like a spatula - tossed and turned all night
I slept thro the Micholanglic' scare of '92
I slept with Joe Isuzu   &lt;- she's lying
I slept with Ozzie before he met Harriet!
I slept with a woman who slept with Cliff?Frasier Crane
I slept with my head funny again and I have a date! - Earthworm Jim
I slept with you the other night, you didn't call, you didn't write
I slept with your wife but we didn't really do it.
I slit my throat on the cutting edge of technology!
I slow down for dweebs,that way I don't miss them
I smashed a Window and saw... *OS/2*
I smashed my modem with an AUTOEXEC.BAT!
I smell MONEY--
I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E
I smell a RANCID CORN DOG!
I smell a RAT!  did you bake it, or fry it??
I smell a cat.  Did Bob bake it or fry it?
I smell a rancid corn dog!
I smell a rat!                              Did you bake it or fry it?
I smell a rat, Radar...what did you do with it?
I smell a rat, a big commie rat! - Joel
I smell a rat.  Did you bake it or fry it?
I smell a wumpus.
I smell another cheap cartoon crossover. - Bart Simpson
I smell bad after wearing these feathers!  Troi[naked]
I smell fresh pants! - Crow
I smell gas, Martin fumed
I smell gas, Tom fumed.
I smell like a wet reducing clinic on Columbus Day!
I smell like cheese - Tom as geeky guy
I smell like cheese.  Tom Servo
I smell memory leakage.  Someone here is dozing.
I smell smoke
I smell smoke.  I think my brain's about to go.
I smell smoke...
I smell smoking brains... Even through the echo
I smell someone stinky! ..oh, it's me. - Barney Gumble
I smell something steeeenky! - Nerve ending fairy
I smell something stin-ky! - The Nerve-ending Fairy
I smell the blood of human beings. Find them. - Lo Pan
I smell women, smell 'em in the air. - Les Mis
I smile 'cause you've all finally driven me insane
I smile a lot because I have no idea what's going on
I smoke 16 cigars a day. Drink five Martinis a day. My doctor is dead.
I smoke a light man, heavy metal thunder. (c) Steppenwolf
I smoke cigars, because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to, I might fall down. - George Burns
I smoked a GIF once, but I didn't inhale.
I smoked a salmon once, but I didn't inhale.
I smoked turkey once, but I *didn't* inhale
I snatch kisses.  And visa versa
I snatch kisses. (and vice versa)
I snore.  I don't care.  I don't have to.  I'm ASLEEP
I soak myself for 3 hours after every meal. -- TV's Frank
I soiled my armour I was so scared
I sold my cow, so I don't need your bull.
I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers -- they're going to make a game out of it. -- Woody Allen
I sold my second stomach for cash! - Hef, Rocko's Modern Life
I sold my sole to Satan. He's been floundering around ever since.
I sold my soul to Satan - he gave it back.
I sold my soul to Satan. He wanted a refund
I sold my soul to Satan. He wanted a refund, but I said, "No."
I sold my soul to Satan. He wanted a refund.
I sold my soul to the Devil.  He gave it back.
I sold my soul to the Devil.  He wanted a refund, but I said, "No."
I sold my soul to the Devil.  He's been floundering around ever since
I sold my soul to the Devil. He gave it back.
I sold my wife to buy a computer.  Had to pay extra
I sold the sword & bought some Finnish vodka -Tom as hero
I sold the sword and bought some Finnish vodka. -- Tom Servo
I soldered it! - Crow says proudly on robot
I solved it! The chicken got hit while crossing the road!
I solved the parking problem. I bought a parked car.
I somehow feel I'm most alive when I'm singing.    Judy Garland
I sometimes debate with fools, and they often think the same!OJW
I sometimes have an opinion but you wouldn't know about it.
I sometimes lay awake dreaming about being put in manacles
I sometimes live in my own world, its ok, they know me there.
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. -- Oscar Wilde
I sort all MY recipes by temperature.
I sort all MY taglines by thickness.
I sorta think therefore I sorta am
I sought understanding.  I listened to the song. - Kosh
I sought understanding. Koch
I sound like Baron for some screwed up reason
I sound like this: Badabing, BADABOOM! - Pesto
I spaced him - Garibaldi
I spare not a single unit of thought on these cybernetic simpletons.
I speak 3 languages: English, French, and PROFANITY!
I speak American and I can go anyplace in the world. - Frank Burns
I speak English, but COBOL-85 is my native tongue
I speak English, but assembler is my native tongue.
I speak English, some Japanese & Hungarian but no Computerese.
I speak fluent Dude.
I speak for myself - nobody else would take responsibility
I speak for myself, but often claim demonic possession
I speak for myself... no one else would want the responsibility.
I speak for the little birdies that follow me around.
I speak giberish *fluently*!
I speak good Japanese: Toyota not Honda, Sony not Isuzu.
I speak my mind - fine thing -- Big Pig
I speak of rights!  A machine has none!  A man must.
I speak only for myself, not for any others!!!
I speak only for myself, unless, of course, I've persuaded you
I speak only for myselves.
I speak religion's message clear - NIN
I speak religion's message clear, and I control you.
I speak straight and do not wish to decieve or be decieved. Cochise
I speak two languages, limited english and racing!
I speak with my fingers, thank you very much. --Lummox
I speak with my own voice, not his - Picard
I sped up my keyboard & I can't catch up with it.
I sped up my keyboard & I can't keep up with it!
I speed up for pedestrians
I spell "potato", you spell "potatoe"
I spell knife with an "n". * Picard
I spend all my money on booze, boats & broads; the rest I wasted!
I spend half my life logged into crazy liberals!
I spend half my life logged onto
I spend most of my time in class studing.
I spend my life doing things I detest to make money I don't need to buy things
I spent $900 on this Bose headset & I can /still/ hear my CFI yelling!
I spent 3 weeks child proofing my home. They still get in
I spent Thursday wondering what had happened to Wednesday.
I spent a lot of time writing this and you want it for free?
I spent a month in Dallas one weekend
I spent a week in Regina one night; well, it seemed like a week &lt;G&gt;
I spent a week there one day!
I spent all my money on a FAX machine.  Now I can only FAX collect.
I spent all that time and my haystack had no needle!.
I spent an interesting weekend with a "Thor" once
I spent four lonely days in a brown L.A. haze
I spent hours coming up with this tagline.  Could you tell?
I spent hours trying to come up with the perfect tagline.  This isn't it.
I spent lastnight in the arms of a girl in Louisiana
I spent most of my money on beer and women - the rest I j
I spent most of my money on bng, I'm re-loading
I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop - and that was for the estimate
I spent three weeks child-proofing my home. They still get in!
I spilled Spot Remover on my dog, now he is gone!
I spilled Spot Remover on my dog... and he dissapeared.
I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.
I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone. - Steven Wright
I spilled spot remover on my dog, now he's gone
I spilled spot remover on my dog.  He's gone now.
I spilled spot remover on my dog.  He's gone now. - S. Wright
I spilled spot remover on my dog.  Now he's gone.  -- Steve Wright
I spilled spot remover on my dog.  Now he's gone. - s.w.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - s.w.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. --Steven Wright.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone...
I spilled spot remover on my dog...he's gone now.
I spilled spot-remover on my dog...he disappeared.
I spilt the syrup, said Tom stickily.
I spit on Commodore!  {Ptui-i-i-i!}
I spoke of unbreakable rules, this is one of them. - Duncan MacLeod
I spoke of unbreakable rules.  This is one of them. -- MacLeod
I sprinkled some baking powder over a couple of potatoes, but it didn't work
I spurn you as I would spurn a rabid dog.
I stand all amazed at the love Jesus offers me,
I stand by all my misstatements.
I stand by all the misstatements I have made!
I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.  -- Dan Quayle
I stand by all the misstatements. Dan Quayle
I stand corrected again!  May I sit down now? :-)
I stand corrected.  May I sit down now?
I stand guard continually at the door of my mind and let in only those thoughts and feelings I wish to see outmanifest.
I stared Death straight in the eye. He blinked first. I won!
I stared Death straight in the eye. He blinked first. I won!
I stared into the abyss. The abyss stared back at me. Neither of us liked what we saw
I stared into the abyss. The abyss stared into me. Neither of us
I stared life in the eye and said"Don't tell me i can't!"
I start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I start walking your way, you start walking mine
I started a joke, which set the whole world crying.
I started a secrecy conference, but I couldn't get access
I started as a singer...in the Deanna Durbin days. -Elizabeth Taylor
I started at the bottom and I am working my way down
I started at the top and worked myself down - Orson Welles
I started breaking my promises right there and then - Billy Joel
I started going to the gym so I could hear heavy breathing
I started my TAGLINES.MR over to gain access to my editor
I started out broke.  I still have some left.
I started out with a VIC-20 and a cassette drive
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
I started out with nothing. I still have most of it. Davis.
I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it
I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it.
I started to get scared I might never find Bubba. Forrest Gump
I started with a ZX-81... and look what it got me into.
I started with nothing and I still have most of it.
I started with nothing and I still have most of it. Thanks, GOPhers!
I started with nothing and still have most of it left.
I stay here in April 18, 1994, because Maria *IS* Maria!!
I stayed behind. Last man. Captain. Last man. Decker
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.  I got a full house and four people died. -- Steven Wright
I stayed up all night writing taglines.
I steal _ALL_ Taglines.
I steal bikes on the side - Tom as bread man
I steal only quality Taglines....!
I steal only the best Taglines.
I steal taglines from somewhere else and pass the SAVINGS on to YOU!
I steal taglines from the rich to give to the poor
I steal taglines one at a time.
I steal tags.... Where do you think I got this one????
I stepped in something last night that ate clean through the sole
I stepped on a Tetanus needle today..... now what?
I stepped out of the shower & slipped on Odo impersonating a soap bar
I stick my neck out for nobody.   Humphrey Bogart
I stick my neck out for nobody. -- Humphrey Bogart, "Casablanca"
I stick with these general rules whenever wishes come into play
I still believe in you.
I still can manage a smile
I still can't believe she went back to work... -- Gloria
I still can't figure out why a bee and a bird would be togther.
I still can't find that $# %* &lt;ANY&gt; key!
I still can't find that $# %* <ANY> key!
I still can't get any women. - Geordi of Borg
I still don't believe we've been there and back  Jaxom
I still don't get it. - Guido
I still don't have a handle on life, but I have its FCB.
I still don't have that peg-leg - Mulder to Scully (3x22)
I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up!
I still don't know what anyone would want with an empty grave. - Scully
I still don't remember, why I hated it.
I still don't see OS/2 reading any of these Mac disks
I still don't see that much information coming from a hairnet!
I still don't see what's so funny about a bucket.--Bajoran Girl
I still dream of lips I never should have kissed
I still feel it slipping all away but it doesn't matter anymore
I still got her number, but i can't reach her anymore
I still have a full deck, I just shuffle slower now
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower these days.
I still have the birds!!!                                          cbb
I still have the greatest enthusiasm for this mission
I still have to find my friends. Dax
I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
I still haven't struck oil, said Tom boringly.
I still havn't found what I'm looking for.
I still like this better than Top Gun.  A *lot* better. -- Mike
I still like this better than Top Gun. A LOT better -Mike
I still like to do the odd trick now and then
I still love The Canadians...no matter what!
I still maintain that nothing is as easy as it should be!
I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better
I still miss mah 's-mama, but mah aim be improvin'!
I still miss my "ex". But with this lazer sight
I still miss my X-wife, but my aim is improving.
I still miss my cat - but my aim is improving!
I still miss my ex ... but my aim is improving.
I still miss my ex but my aim is getting better
I still miss my ex, but with this laser sight
I still miss my ex-girlfriend - but with my new nuclear warhead
I still miss my ex-girlfriend -- but my aim's improving.
I still miss my ex-husband but my aim is improving.
I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is getting better
I still miss my ex-husband...but with this new laser site
I still miss my ex-spouse but my aim is improving
I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving!
I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim IS improving!
I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better!
I still miss my ex-wife, but tommorrow I am getting a laser sight!
I still miss my ex-wife. But my aim is improving!
I still miss my ex-wife...but with this new laser site
I still miss my exboyfriend sometimes, but my aim is improving!
I still miss my exwife, but my aim is getting better...
I still miss my mother-in-law, but my aim is getting better
I still miss my old cat, so know I take better aim!
I still miss my wife - but my aim is improving!
I still miss my wife, but tommorrow I am getting a laser sight.
I still recall the taste of my tears - NIN
I still recall the taste of your tears
I still say my girlfriend has the best software
I still say...Happiness is a warm gun
I still think I can draw blood from you, Tom probed vainly.
I still think Sisko should get Yakko, Wakko and Dot instead!
I still think bland is the way to go here
I still think bland is the way to go here...  Mike Nelson
I still think that Arafat and Ringo are the same guy.
I still think they make me look like Sheena Easton.
I still think you're a liar. -- Kira
I stink, therefore I am. - Skalor
I stitched up enough soldiers this morning to make a rug. - Trapper
I stojim tu ispred novog vremena,kad verni psi pocinju da grizu i odlaze
I stole a replicator, but it made mush out of me.  - Kazon
I stole it from your mother.
I stole it!!!!! - Don Horton
I stole the pic-a-nic basket, Boo-Boo, Yogi barely admitted
I stole them ALL, and I'll sort `em later
I stole them ALL, and I'll sort `em later &lt;G&gt;
I stole this Tagline; I'm ashamed! Should I give it back?
I stole this tagline from Steve Poggio!
I stole this tagline from someone else!
I stole this tagline!  Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
I stole your tagline just to taunt and torture you!
I stole your tagline when you weren't looking!!!
I stole your tagline; but this ain't it!!!
I stood you up more times than the Star Spangled Banner!
I stop on a dime.  I wish people wouldn't leave dimes around.
I stopped a car with my face once - Tom on ugly guy
I stopped a car with my face once. -- Tom Servo
I stopped doing that one when the world ended. - Larry Underwood
I stopped drag racing...those high heels were killing me.
I stopped having morale about six months ago. - Hawkeye
I stopped singing for *this*?! -- Winchester
I stopped that slapshot,, Tom said puckishly
I store my nuts in my cheeks  for the winter
I stowed aboard a Cardassian survey vessel... - Mullibok
I strained myself walking through a screen door.
I stress quality, but I settle for quality stress.
I strike aimlessly at balls. - Mutant Raccoon
I strive for perfection--what I get is partial reality.
I strongly disapprove of violence done to me
I strongly suggest you get us out of here.
I strove with none for none was worth my strife-Landor
I stuck my head out the window and got a ticket for mooning
I stuck with it...doesn't that say something about my character too?
I studied Chinese philosophy...an hour later I was wondering again.
I studied evolution, It's going SLOW!!
I studied surgery under Lorena Bobbit, but I go a little lower
I study the three 'R's: Reagan, Rush and Republicanism
I stumbled over a stone and took it for granite.
I submitted it myself. Dax
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking. - Joan Rivers
I suck all day and I blow all night. -Don Imus
I suck nipples.... With a straw.
I suck you. You suck me.  69 is fun and free
I suck your mind, You blow my head  - Queen
I suck. -Digital Shakespeare
I suddenly feel an urge to finish this quest...QUICKLY.--Guybrush
I suddenly have this dreadful urge to be merry
I suddenly have this strange feelin of deja vu
I suddenly have this strange feeling of deja o'vu!
I suddenly heard something cracking, whilest I was nearly napping.
I suffer from C R S ... Can't remember sh-t
I suffer from CRS (Can't Remember Stuff)
I suffer from CRS --- Can't Remember Sh!t!!!
I suffer from Cranial Rectal Submission; I know I'm an @ss hole!
I suffer from EIB
I suffer from PWS; Putting up with Womens Sh*t
I suffer from a severe fashion disorder. - Cosmo Fishhawk
I suffer from chronic foot in mouth disease
I suffer from chronic spontaneous human combustion.
I suffer from sick as hell anemia.
I suffer in the trap of love - Tom
I suffered for my art.  Now it's your turn
I sugest you return home and join the military - G'Kar
I suggest a new stratagey R2, let the Wookie win - C3P0
I suggest a new strategy, #AF#. Let the Wookie win.
I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: Let the Wookee win. -- CP30
I suggest a new strategy, Bob. Let the Wookie win.
I suggest a new strategy, R2.  Let the wookie win. - C3PO
I suggest a new strategy.  Let the Wookiee win.
I suggest that you stick your fingers in your ears and hum - Sheriaden
I suggest we avoid exposing it to any further energy emissions.-Data
I suggest we delay that for a while, Captain. Tuvok
I suggest we stop buying our transporters at K-Mart. -Cornfed, Duckman
I suggest you find a new line of work. - Troi
I suggest you guys call Dial-A-Prayer For Atheists: no answer!
I suggest you handle the matter with great delicacy. - Sisko
I suggest you have a lot to learn. -- Stephen King
I suggest you keep your nose clean... - Skinner to Mulder
I suggest you move your eyes elsewhere while you still have them
I suggest you pay closer attention Commander. - Worf
I suggest you return home and join the military. --G'Kar.
I suggest you stay away from the coffee there buddy!
I suggest you take a different route back. Bender
I suggest you take it to alt.sex.monkey.spanking, @TOFIRST@
I suggest you take the ...shelf, sir - Data
I summon the unholy demons of Apathy, sarcasm, and cynicism! - Wally
I summon up remembrance of taglines past. --Tagspeare
I summon up remembrance of things past. &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
I supervised a surgical removal of my head. - Pretorius
I support Artificial Stupidity.
I support MERIT PAY and PIECE WORK for Politicians.
I support MERIT PAY for Politicians.
I support Merit Pay and Piece Work for politicians.
I support Shareware.. Register Yours
I support capital punishment.  Let's start with Janet Reno!
I support drug tests. Test the politicians.
I support drug tests: Test all politicians!
I support everyone's right to be an idiot.  I may need it myself someday
I support mental health like crazy.
I support merit pay for politicians.
I support parenthood although parents can abuse their children
I support peoples' rights, not government's rights.
I support pharmaceutical manufacture although drugs can be abused.
I support public education! - Bill Clinton
I support swimming pool ownership although kids can drown in them
I support the IRS, and hundreds of other offices too
I support the rights of White African-Americans.
I support the separation of Church and Hate.
I support the space program... and I vote
I support the space program... and I vote
I support three basic food groups: 1) Keg  2) Bottle  3) Can
I support user intimate software
I suppose I could've stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. -HRC
I suppose I shall have to go to execution
I suppose I should have updated the system. - Holly
I suppose I'm really, really interested
I suppose another day won't kill me -- O'Brien
I suppose i'll be dead by the morning light
I suppose if I had two X Chromosomes *I'd* feel hostile too. - Calvin
I suppose in many ways I should have updated the system, really
I suppose it depends on how people perceive time. - Riker
I suppose it is much more comfortable to be mad and not know it than to be sane and have one's doubts. - G. B. Burgin
I suppose it was because I was too busy thinking. - O'Brien
I suppose it's my fate to be the galaxy's whipping boy. - Q
I suppose its not a perfect world
I suppose that is the end of Q. Picard
I suppose that some good will eventually come from it... - MR
I suppose that this is some kind of lesson... -- Richie Ryan
I suppose the same could said about your butt. - Renimar Keth-solamni
I suppose we have a different outlook.
I suppose we have to register you as a lethal weapon &lt;Murtagh&gt;
I suppose when it gets to that point, we shan't know how it does it.  - Turing
I suppose you call a Vice Admiral the pro chaser ?
I suppose you don't get much chance to be with people of your own age
I suppose you enjoy getting your butt kicked
I suppose you want the office!  Major Kira
I suppose you'll want to be rescued now.
I suppose you're all wondering why I've called you here.
I suppose you're worried about your fish too.
I suppose you're worried about your fish too.                    AGT
I supposed to eat you somewhere?
I sure am great. I'm one of the greatest people who ever lived - Calvin
I sure am, boy.  Ever hear of Evil Kenevil? - 007 (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
I sure do admire the little guy. - Froggy
I sure do feel a whole lot more like I do now than I did when I came in here
I sure do love those BBS's.
I sure get a kick outta that Beavis & Butt-head show! - Primus
I sure get a kick outta that Beavis & Butt-head show! -Slick Willy
I sure get a kick outta that Beavis & Butthead show! -Primus
I sure hope @F's wearing all-cotton underwear
I sure hope Bob gets his MrUti fixed soon!
I sure hope God grades on a curve.
I sure hope that's pudding!
I sure picked the wrong week to stop smoking!
I sure smell bad after wearing these leathers. * Troi
I surf the net on Liquid Sky!
I surfed the Web and all I got was this stupid tagline. -RST
I survived "Operation Sun Devil"
I survived Catholic school!
I survived DOOM, but not DEU!
I survived Doom and all I got was this stinkin T-Shirt
I survived Phoenix AZ, Aug 23, 1991:  122 degrees in the shade
I survived Wolf 359 and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!
I survived _Dazzler:  The Movie_!
I survived a Succession War and I intend to survive this
I survived a pot-luck portal. &lt;Starrigger, DeChancie&gt;
I survived the "Gay" flame wars on Fido's TEEN echo!-LG
I survived the Borg.  I can handle a date with Mrs. Troi - Picard
I survived the Butler-Adams War of 1992.
I survived the First Amazon Calvary PMS Battalion!
I survived the Killing Joke!
I survived the Par-tay at the DINGY LITTLE BIKER BUILDING!
I survived the Phoenix Sun. It's a dry heat. Yah Sure!
I survived the german Autobahn!
I survived the launch of Windows 95!
I survived the marshmellow wars!
I survived the total perspective vortex.
I survived torture.  I'm ready to date Lwaxana. - Picard
I survived: Reagan-Bush, 1980-1992
I suspect your hub has less to do with it than the satellite.
I suspected as much, yeah. - Mulder
I suspected it had something to do with Major Kira. -- Changeling
I swallowed a slug!  Does that make me a trill?
I swallowed a window! Tom shouted painfully.
I sware to you were not finished yet!
I swear
I swear I don't use offline mail!
I swear I just found everything I need
I swear I never touched it.  Nobody saw me.  They can't prove a thing.
I swear I won't kill anyone. -- The Terminator
I swear by the many arms of Shiva that I am not a Hindu
I swear by the many arms of Vishnu that I am not a Hindu!" -- Aphu
I swear by the shadow by your side
I swear by the sword of my father, Domingo Montoya.
I swear by the sword of my father, Domingo Montoya... -Inigo Montoya
I swear honey...just 5 minutes long distance to one BBS
I swear i just found everything i need -- NIN
I swear no more fruitcake will get past my lips.
I swear officer i was only helping that sheep over the fence
I swear officer!..I didn't know she was inflatable!
I swear on my mama's lasagna. - Pesto
I swear she must believe it's all heaven sent!
I swear to God I'm a Theist/I swear to God I'm an atheist
I swear to God.  I thought turkeys could fly.  -Carlson
I swear to tell the truth, so help me me. - George Burns
I swear to you, I will be there! - Valjean to Javert, Les Mis
I swear you dance like a moose in heat -- the director
I swear! Don't let school interfere with your education!!
I swear! If he says Pull my finger one more time.
I swear, I didn't do a thing!  I should have done something! --7M3
I swear, I was just helping those sheep over the fence!
I swear, every word is true!
I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.   Elizabeth Taylor
I swear, it was the medication I was taking! :) - Jalapeno
I swear, lad, cats have nothing on dragons for cussed inquisitiveness.
I swear, the cat was like that when I found it
I swear, you grow more like Louis every day. - Lestat
I swear. Sometimes I don't know why I keep him.  Garfield on Jon
I swear...
I sweeten my Coffee with no-doze.
I swelled until I burst, and you fell down to earth - Course of Empire
I swipe MY taglines from the message itself!
I swipe more taglines by 9:00 AM than most people do
I swiped this tagline from @N@
I swiped this tagline from @TOFIRST@
I swiped this tagline from Orville
I swiped this tagline from Orville Bullitt.
I swiped this tagline from Orville.
I sync, therefore I'm RAM
I sysop, therefore I can.
I t#ld yo#, "Never#touch #he flop#y disk s#rface!"
I t'ain't no stinking Pepper.
I t*ld yo*, "Never*touch *he flop*y disk s*rface!"
I tHinK ... tHeREFORe i am overqUAlifiED.
I tXld yoX, "NeverXtouch Xhe flopXy disk sXrface!"
I t_ld yo_, "Never_touch _he flop_y disk s_rface!"
I tag whenever I tag whene--&lt;hic&gt;--ver I tag
I tag, therefore I am
I tagline only in dire situations.
I take "Don't try this at home" as a personal challenge.
I take Chocolate form strangers.
I take Christmas very seriously - it's almost a religion with me.
I take a Cardassian vole over you any day
I take a look in the mirror - I want to change my clothes my hair my face. - Bruce Springsteen
I take a nap while d/l on my 2400 modem - who cares how long.
I take a two hour nap, from one o'clock to four. - Yogi Berra
I take all the risks, Dean takes all the punch lines. -- Bakula
I take an instant dislike to lawyers.  It saves time.
I take chocolate from strangers.
I take disposable lighters in for repair!
I take drugs and sing rock and roll.  Look what it did for Elvis.
I take full responsibility for Waco. Who can we torch next? -  Reno
I take it back: you do have a sense of humor. - Q
I take it politically correct means totally ignorant?
I take it that one who is Politically Correct is completely ignorant
I take it that the Sheliak hung up on us again - Riker
I take it that your family goes back a few generations?
I take it the odds are against us and the situation is grim? - Frodo
I take it there's no qualifying exam to be a Dad. - Calvin
I take it there's no qualifying exam to join this echo.
I take it this also goes for errant girlfriends? - Gryphontamer
I take it you LIKE your wimmen crispy?  &lt;G&gt;
I take it, Major, that you believe the prophecy's coming true
I take life seriously, life just doesn't take me seriously. - Robert A. Heinlein, in "Tunnel In The Sky"
I take my kids huntin', so I don't have to hunt for my kids.
I take my lion to church every Sunday.  He has to eat! *
I take my pet Lion to rap concerts all the time.  He has to eat
I take my pet lion to church Sunday.  He has to eat
I take my pet lion to church every Sunday. He has to eat. --Marty Pollio
I take my pet lion to church every Sunday...  He has to e\MO
I take my place with the Lord of the hills.
I take my wife everywhere...but she keeps coming back.
I take no responsibility for random taglines.
I take orders from just one person!  Me! - Han Solo
I take orders from just one person, me!
I take orders from one person!  Me!
I take the bare minimum; I'm hardly bilingual. - Anna Steven
I take things lightly.  Up, up, up yours, and away!
I take trips, I eat, I write reports.
I take two holidays a year - both six months long
I take virtual drugs to handle virtual reality.
I take you where you want to go - NIN
I takes upto 40 dumb animals to make a fur coat. But only 1 to wear it
I talk to myself because I know what I mean.  I think.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
I talk to myself, everyone needs intelligent conversaions.
I talk to myself, that way somebody will agree with me!
I talked the computer into suicide. I'm so boring. - Marvin
I talked to GOD yesterday - AND HE'S PISSED!
I talked to god yesterday...and SHE's Pissed!
I tan in a camouflage bikini so the neighbors can't watch me.
I taste copper - Joel after electro-shock
I taste copper...  Joel Robinson
I tasted your cookies, and I CAN believe it's not butter! -Sally
I tat i saw a red DRagon I did I did saw a red Dragon
I tat i taw a red Dragon!  I did!  I did taw a red Dragon!!!
I tata bi sine, i tata bi.
I taught (him) everything he knew. But not everything I know.&lt;Jesse&gt;
I taught @F all @F knows; that's why I have little left
I taught @F everything @F knows!
I taught @TOFIRST@ all @TOFIRST@ knows; that's why I have little left
I taught @TOFIRST@ everything @TOFIRST@ knows!
I taught I tall a puddy tat, I did! I did!
I taught I taw a poody cat!    ...or it could have been a Changeling!
I taught I taw a puddy tat, I did!  I did!
I taught Nero to tune and together we watched Rome burn. - LaCroix
I taught Orville all Orville knows; that's why I have little left.
I taught him everything I know and he's still stupid
I taught my duck to say ".QWK .QWK"
I taught my husband everything he knows; That's why I have little left.
I tawht I tahw a Kzin... I did! I did!  MUNCH!!
I tawt I saw a tat-tine, I tid, I TID!!!
I tawt I taw a Borg ship! I *DID*, I *DID* see a@^$!@#& NO CARRIER
I tawt I taw a puddy tat - I did! I did see a puddy tat! - Tweety Bird
I tawt I taw a putty tag. I did, I did taw a putty tag!
I tawt I taw a putty tat!  I did!  I did!  &lt;&lt;SMASH!!&gt;
I teach them correct principles and they govern themselves. - J. Smith
I teleported into a blender.  I feel so mixed-up.
I tell my kids I play piano in a whore house.  I'm actually a lawyer.
I tell myself, "I told you so."
I tell the girls I'll kiss their hands if they'll kiss my feet
I tell them there's no problems...Only Solutions
I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me.  Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun
I tell you EVERYTHING you need to think. : Rush Limbaugh
I tell you now, you will not be part of the quest. -- Kang
I tell you the truth is looking straight at you. - bad brains
I tell you there is such a thing as creative hate. - Willa Cather
I tell you, I won't stand for it. Q
I tell you, it's no use.
I tell you: don't smoke, whatever you do, don't smoke. - Yul Brynner
I tend bar and I listen -- Guinan
I tend to agree. - Spock
I tend to disagree here but we already knew that
I tend to offend the easily offended.
I tend to think in simple, clear terms that are wrong.
I tend to use infinitives rather than gerunds, said Tom knowingly.
I terror your 99/100 Berserked Atog *pbbbbbffffftzzz!*
I tested it, didn't I. I tested it on Ally Mathewsons wee brother
I tested positive for E.I.B.!
I th in k  my Har d dis k   is  Fr  agm ent   ed !  !! !
I thank GOD and DADDY that I'm a Conservative Gun Nut from the South!
I thank God I wore my corset, because I think my sides have split.
I thank my God upon evey remembrance of you, (Phi 1:3)
I thank my God, I speak with tongues more than ye all. (1 Cor 14:18)
I thank my lucky stars I don't believe in astrology
I thank my lucky stars I'm not superstitious!
I thank the bank for the money, Thank God for you.
I thank the faeries 'cause I'm not stupid--Tori Amos
I thank whatever gods may be for my unconquerable soul.
I thank you for your confidence,but I must decline your offer.-Nagus
I thank you for your voices
I thank you from the heart of my bottom.
I thank you very much for your time and any advice you may have.
I thimk I've finally got this ficts, fics, fixd
I think  we've  all learned a valuable  safety  tip here
I think *AND* talk better with my feet on the ground. - Skeeve
I think - Therefore I'm Dangerous.
I think - therefore I am conservative.
I think - therefore I am not Liberal
I think - therefore I am not politically correct.
I think - therefore I don't listen to Dan Rather.
I think - therefore, I'm single.
I think -- but I'm still not convinced I am
I think ... therefore I am obviously overqualified.
I think ... therefore I am overqualified.
I think ... therefore, I am a conservative.
I think ... therefore, I am overqualified.
I think 640K will be enough.. -Bill Gates 1981
I think @TO@ is from the shallow end of the gene pool
I think Abraham Lincoln said that
I think Clara's over-depending on the floppy thing - Tom
I think Clinton is a bad president, and I don't like his taxes
I think Clinton just taxed my tax refund.
I think Commodore is just braindead. - Jay Miner
I think Data's painting is making me dizzy.  -- Worf
I think Ed Wood has directed himself into a corner - Mike
I think Gay Marriage should be between a Man and a woman -Arnold Schwarzenegger
I think Geordi would also like the Vulcan dune buggy races. - CJ
I think Geordi would also like the Vulcan dune buggy races. - CJ
I think George is weird, because he has false teeth.  With braces on them.  - Steven Wright
I think Grendel may be paying us a visit. Chakotay
I think Gypsy's getting into the grub kitchen - Tom
I think I am an overnight sensation right now!!
I think I am better than the people who are trying to reform me.
I think I am having an overnight sensation right now!!
I think I am having the time of my life!!
I think I am tired of reality, I'm going to read taglines.
I think I am, therefore I am...I think
I think I break your neck first. -- Durak
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven
I think I can handle that task - Tara
I think I can...I think I can
I think I could fall madly in bed with a redhead!
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
I think I exist; therefore I exist....I think.
I think I formatted my brain this morning
I think I found something. Neelix
I think I found the real ship. Kim
I think I get your drift.... Bombs away
I think I got cabin fever... I gotta go where it's warm
I think I got it made & they throw something else at me.
I think I had a tagline saying something to that effect.  :)
I think I had a thought one time
I think I have a piece of coal in my shorts, said Tom stochastically.
I think I have got my modem fixed now. I think it w
I think I have just made the biggest mistake of my life
I think I have ran outta tag lines!
I think I have the answer to *that*, too. Odo
I think I have to go to the bathroom. - Ivanova
I think I have what just might be an idea. - Hawkeye
I think I hear a great sucking sound - Tom
I think I hear a great sucking sound... -- Tom Servo
I think I hear the herald of a New Tagline....nah, just a fart!
I think I hear the moderator coming. Hide
I think I hear the wolf at the door... - Scully
I think I heard something hit a fan.
I think I heard that one before, but I wasn't listening at the time!
I think I hitched my wagon to a falling star.
I think I just hearasied on several important religions.
I think I just heard something hit a fan.
I think I just heresied on several important religions.
I think I just hurt my back. I'm feeling pain. I don't like it.
I think I just inoculated
I think I just lapped George Burns. - Mulder
I think I just lost my mind... watch your step!
I think I just sexually harrassed myself!
I think I know how the Wolfman felt...  The Tick
I think I know what you're going through. - Mulder
I think I know why your source code runs so slow
I think I left it in Bella's office. - McCoy - A Piece of The Action
I think I like him better before he died.    - McCoy
I think I liked it better in Skid Mark's body. -- Stonewall
I think I liked it better when I was REALLY dead
I think I lost my mind.  Please watch where you step.
I think I lost my mind... please watch your step
I think I loved Talia - Ivanova
I think I made myself perfectly clear! -Dr. Fred
I think I may have gone a little too far.--The 7th Doctor
I think I might regenerate, Tom, the Doctor said shiftily
I think I misunderstood what I thought you said!
I think I must be the sap of my family tree
I think I must have had a little too much coffee this mor
I think I must teach you the proper way to surrender!  -Crimson Fox
I think I need a Lear Jet - Pink Floyd
I think I need a life...like REAL BAD!
I think I need a spin doctor, this yarn is overplied.
I think I need another drink
I think I need new glasses; "Ack!"
I think I need some new taglines.
I think I need to steal more taglines, I'm running out.
I think I now have enough to produce an entire script.  Just one
I think I offended the wake-up guy. (Jerry)
I think I overestimated your curiosity about this topic
I think I preferred it when they were shooting.  - Yakko
I think I saw the sun yesterday!
I think I saw this tagline before
I think I see a tag line comming... YEP.
I think I see a tagline coming on here! - JJ Judkins
I think I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree
I think I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree.
I think I shall now be sick. -- Bullwinkle
I think I should throw windows out it's name.
I think I smell the New World Odor.  Yes, I do and its called Fascism!
I think I strained a muscle I didn't know I had!
I think I think therfore I could be?
I think I think, therefore I might be.
I think I think, therefore I think I am - I think
I think I think;  therefore, I think I am.
I think I thought; therefore, I think I was.
I think I understand everything but then I regain consciousness.
I think I understand what I just said!
I think I understand what I just said!
I think I was affected by the caffeine. - George [Seinfeld]
I think I was cheated; a mechanic charged $80 to rotate my spark plugs
I think I was once. I think We were. --Jim Morrison
I think I was ripped off; $80 to rotate my spark plugs is too much
I think I wet myself. - Peter Puppy, to Earthworm Jim
I think I will be myself, I'm better at it than anyone else.
I think I will not hang myself today.
I think I will plan being spontaneous tomorrow.
I think I will take this opportunity to remove my ears
I think I'd better go back to my DESK and toy with a few common MISAPPREHENSIONS
I think I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
I think I'd like door number one, Monty!  Mulder, PAPER CLIP
I think I'd like to meet this Duncan MacLeod. Kanwulf
I think I'd look good in, uh, on you.
I think I'll KILL myself by leaping out of this 14th STORY WINDOW while reading ERICA JONG'S poetry!!
I think I'll assimilate a little something today.   - Pooh of Borg
I think I'll blow it up. It obstructs my view of Venus! --Marvin
I think I'll end it all, Sue sighed.
I think I'll end it all, Sue sighed. -Rambo & Youngquist
I think I'll give up psychology, stick with surgery. McCoy
I think I'll go program another Windows clone
I think I'll go program another Windows clone. No problem.
I think I'll go rub down my Seal-skin Umiak with Whale-oil
I think I'll go throw myself out an airlock... -- Tom Servo
I think I'll go to Mother and complain to her of this.
I think I'll go write that letter - Riker
I think I'll have another drink.
I think I'll have another drink. - Cogito sumere potum alterum.
I think I'll hide in the woods until the war is over. - Hawkeye
I think I'll just add a pinch of Smelling Salts and
I think I'll just buy a thermos
I think I'll just buy a thermos - Mike on freezers
I think I'll just go curl up with the Good Book. - Father Mulcahy
I think I'll just walk to and fro for a while
I think I'll move to the mountains and become a loner
I think I'll pass on the jerked pork.
I think I'll pluck my forehead skin - Crow as girl
I think I'll put my magnet collection next to my disks
I think I'll put new stuffing in the old couch, said Tom fill-a-sofa-cally
I think I'll quit procrastinating......  Tomorrow!
I think I'll snatch a kiss and flee. -- Shakespeare
I think I'll stand on the left side of the ship, Tom reported.
I think I'll stick my head in the station's fusion reactor - Londo
I think I'll take this opportunity to remove my ears - Picard
I think I'll test my new stun gun. Here kitty, kitty!
I think I'll test that theory!  Crow T. Robot
I think I'll try that new Zima...hmmm...tastes like zhit.
I think I'll update my itinerary. Picard
I think I'll use a different font
I think I'll use a different font, Tom said boldly!
I think I'm a charismatic son of a gun.  -- George Bush
I think I'm a chicken
I think I'm a chicken - Mike as girl
I think I'm a clone now, and every pair of genes is a hand-me-down
I think I'm a closet extrovert.
I think I'm a werewolf, Tom said doggedly.
I think I'm alergic to Mondays AND Mornings.
I think I'm allergic to governments.
I think I'm allergic to governments. - StarWolf
I think I'm allergic to you so, get outta my face!
I think I'm better than the people who are trying to reform me.
I think I'm bleeding internally.- Rocko
I think I'm claustrophobic! - Q
I think I'm coming down with a cold. - Jim Henson
I think I'm coming down with aphids. - El Seed
I think I'm developing an aneurism - Tom
I think I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
I think I'm due back at Ops, but go on, enjoy yourself. -  Kira
I think I'm enjoying what I think is happening.
I think I'm free, but the dogs they won't release me
I think I'm getting allergic to Tom - Gypsy
I think I'm getting dizzy and I rather like it. - Pinky
I think I'm getting the hang of this. - Quark
I think I'm going bald!
I think I'm going blind! - KISS
I think I'm going blind. Hercules
I think I'm going insane, on the road that will never take me home. --Jackyl
I think I'm going qwackers.
I think I'm going to be sick!!  &lt;BBBAARRRFFFF!!!!!&gt;
I think I'm going to cry.
I think I'm going to do something evil again. (Kasumi Tendo)
I think I'm going to enjoy this. Paris
I think I'm going to get space-sick. Chekov
I think I'm going to lawyer.
I think I'm going to like this century. Simple. Kirk
I think I'm going to make it my personal project. Sheridan
I think I'm gonna be just REAL sick any minute now!!!
I think I'm gonna be sad, I think it's today.   Beatles
I think I'm gonna blow up a town!
I think I'm gonna go be by myself for awhile
I think I'm gonna go into the family business. Charlie Calvin
I think I'm gonna have a HEART ATTACK and DIE from that surprise!
I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die of 'not surprise'! -Iago
I think I'm gonna hurl...shining, shimmering, splendid
I think I'm gonna lose my lunch!
I think I'm gonna whoop my cookies!
I think I'm gonna, Barf.
I think I'm gonna, Blow chunks.
I think I'm gonna, Feed the Fish.
I think I'm gonna, Hurl.
I think I'm gonna, Lose ones lunch
I think I'm gonna, Pray to the porcelain god.
I think I'm gonna, Puke.
I think I'm gonna, spew.
I think I'm having an indentical crisis
I think I'm having heart palpitations! - Crow
I think I'm in love, She's Pagan AND uses a real computer.
I think I'm insane. - Wally
I think I'm just going to lie here for a little while. -- Force
I think I'm losing my ... er ... what's it called?
I think I'm on a voyage of the damned. --Holodoc
I think I'm on fire and I have insects in my brains!
I think I'm parked diagonally in a parallel universe
I think I'm schizophrenic.  One half of me's paranoid and the other half's out to get him
I think I'm starting to feel a growing need for your attention!
I think I'm warming up to the ice age
I think I've found -my- moving buddy! -- Bo-peep
I think I've found the source of the transmission. Kim
I think I've found your marbles
I think I've given you all the support I can... - Kira
I think I've got a headache
I think I've got a headache, what do you think you have?
I think I've got a headache.....
I think I've got every possible disease known, except paranoia.
I think I've got gangrene of the feet. -Foot Warrior
I think I've got something. - Dax
I think I've lost an electron, said the atom positively
I think I've lost my mind. Please watch where you step!
I think I've seen that one too
I think I've spent far too much time looking at "tail -f /var/log/exim/
I think I....I really need to talk. - Lwaxana
I think Kevin is a conduit of some kind - Mulder (1x04)
I think Lorena Bobbitt just had penis envy.
I think Megabytes's popped a motherboard! - Bob
I think Mom put me out here this early on PURPOSE
I think Murphy was an optimist
I think NASA wants to study my brain
I think NT was written in Debug
I think Nuclear war is bad
I think Orville's a couple bushels shy of a full crop
I think Orville's a couple keys short of a concert piano.
I think Orville's a couple of cans short of a six-pack.
I think Orville's a couple of ticks past the noon whistle.
I think Orville's a couple sharps short of B Major.
I think Orville's a few bars short of a finished symphony.
I think Orville's a few bricks short of a whole wall.
I think Orville's a few bytes short of a checksum.
I think Orville's a few channels short of Basic Cable
I think Orville's a few croutons short of a garden salad.
I think Orville's a few pipes short of a church organ.
I think Orville's a few strings short of a violin section.
I think Orville's one taco short of a combination platter
I think Orville's playing his oboe with just one reed.
I think Oscar Wilde only wished he was this gay --Tom
I think Piper picked a peck of problems &lt;Heenan&gt;
I think Quayle's next job should be Crash Test Dummy.
I think Sampo is a naughty rubber novelty item!
I think Tanis cut off my hair!--Tasslehoff
I think The Doctor would *confuse* the Borg
I think The Doctor would *confuse* the Borg &lt;g&gt;.
I think The Doctor would *confuse* the Borg.
I think Timmy's trying to kill Tom Servo! -- Crow T. Robot
I think Trent should write a song stating his opinion on yours
I think Troi has very expressive (.)(.) eyes. Don't you?
I think a SysOp Needs Nine Lives - I need ten.
I think a fish'll taste better if it was bad morally. - Dangerfield
I think a lot, therefore I am around a lot.
I think about echomail. All the time. But I'm not obsessed or anything
I think about sex 25 hours a day!
I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Tom Stoppard
I think all feminists should work as housewives, said Tom deliberately.
I think all of us are looking at the future with yesterday's eyes. - Dan Burrus
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.  --A Bit of Fry and Laurie
I think as long as you suffer for your sins, they don't count - Calvin
I think beards are a sign of strength. - Riker
I think best to music. - The Doctor
I think cement is more interesting than people think.
I think cement is more interesting than people think.  Prof. Gumby
I think coffee should fall between numbers 1 and 2
I think doctor, you know just where to store it.
I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass. -- Barry Goldwater
I think everyone understands what my intentions are.  Clinton 1-96
I think feminism is a fine thing, women *should* have hobbies.
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
I think football is a sport the way ducks think hunting is a sport.
I think geniuses should be given special considerations - Calvin
I think grown-ups just ACT like they know what they're doing Calvin
I think he IS lightning. - Fox Mulder
I think he can hear you, Ray.
I think he deserves a good yelling-at.  &lt;g&gt; - Anna Steven
I think he deserves a hug - Crow on Jimmy Carter
I think he did a little to much LDS.  -Kirk
I think he got dumped on too - Crow on Jimmy Carter
I think he had a little too much of that LDS - Kirk
I think he has whiskey jet - Tom
I think he incited _your_ imagination. - Scully
I think he wants to communicate! - The Mask
I think he wants to communicate. - S. Ipkiss
I think he's a couple bushels shy of a full crop
I think he's a couple keys short of a concert piano.
I think he's a couple of cans short of a six-pack.
I think he's a couple of sharps short of B Major
I think he's a couple of ticks past the noon whistle.
I think he's a couple sharps short of B Major.
I think he's a few bars short of a finished symphony.
I think he's a few bricks short of a whole wall.
I think he's a few bytes short of a checksum.
I think he's a few channels short of Basic Cable!
I think he's a few croutons short of a garden salad.
I think he's a few pipes short of a church organ.
I think he's a few strings short of a violin section.
I think he's attempting re-entry sir. - Q (Moonraker)
I think he's been sniffing his invisible ink. -Hawk, about Flagg
I think he's from the shallow end of the gene pool!
I think he's getting tired of watching me smile. - Jadzia Dax
I think he's lost his merry little mind. - Plucky Duck
I think he's lost his merry little mind. -Geco
I think he's lying! -- Gypsy
I think he's made of chili now -Tom on guy who got zapped
I think he's one taco short of a combination platter
I think he's one tile short of a seven letter word
I think he's playing his oboe with just one reed.
I think he's playing solitaire with a pinochle deck.
I think he's playing the lead violin part on a viola.
I think he's playing the old five-string guitar.
I think he's pulling your leg. Yar to Riker
I think he's self conscious about his big ole'butt - Crow
I think he's under-applying the death ray. -- Crow T. Robot
I think his trolley is off its tracks, myself
I think i'll just stay here and drink
I think icon, I think icon, I think icon
I think if I was the Queen's maid I'd moan like a Gregorian monk.-AM
I think im Bi..Linda evangelista makes me weak in the knees
I think in celluloid
I think in digital, therefore I am online.
I think it *was* Satan; yes sir, Satan it was!"--H.S. principal
I think it a bit tacky to wear diamonds before I'm 40. Audrey Hepburn
I think it changed more than just the way I look. Human Torres
I think it is reasonable to take precautions. Picard
I think it is time we demonstrate the full power of this station.
I think it looks like it looks. -- Tessa, on Napoleon Bust
I think it moved. (George)
I think it needs more juice.
I think it was 'Blessed are the Cheesemakers.'
I think it was Oscar Wilde who once said
I think it was, "Blessed are the Cheesemakers."
I think it was, `Blessed are the cheesemakers'! - Pilgrim
I think it will be best if we clear this area. - Bashir
I think it will work.. I saw it in a cartoon once
I think it's Jerry Garcia! -Tommy with a Santa doll, 3rd Rock f/t Sun
I think it's a `Take Back The Night' march. -- Crow T. Robot
I think it's a bit runnier than you like it, sir
I think it's a dirty little rubber novelty item! -- Tom Servo
I think it's a good idea. - Mulder
I think it's about time we voted for senaters with breast. After all, we've`been voting for boobs long enough
I think it's about time you guys became politically correct.
I think it's all just a bunch of crazy people howling at the moon - FM
I think it's alright, sir. - Uhura
I think it's evil and it'll never sell. -- Joel Robinson
I think it's good that everyone becomes food.  - - Hobbes
I think it's great. Scotty, get us out of here! Kirk
I think it's important that you observe this. -- Winchester to BJ
I think it's perfectly clear we're in the wrong band --Tori Amos
I think it's plausible that someone would think you're hot. - Mulder
I think it's remotely plausible that someone might find you hot
I think it's safe to assume it isn't a zombie. &lt;Ash&gt;
I think it's sick!  I mean, how GROSS!
I think it's something far more deliberate & insidious" - Mulder
I think it's stuck
I think it's subterfuge - Dr. Forrester
I think it's sweet - Mike to Bots
I think it's the pate. - Ace Ventura
I think it's time I had a perm, said Tom liltingly.
I think it's time for my medication
I think it's time to change the air in your woman.
I think it's time to take a dip in the old secretarial pool! - Roy
I think it's time we considered that suicide pact.  Crow
I think it's time we gave something back - OCP President
I think it's wonderful. Kes
I think it's worth a try. Troi
I think it's wrong that only one company makes Monopoly
I think its going terrifically well, don't you? -- Albert Rosenfeld
I think its plausible that someone thinks you're hot. -- Mulder
I think its time we considered that suicide pact - Crow
I think lack of discresion was the lest of his sins." - Scully (Avat.)
I think man invented the car by instinct.
I think maybe Gov. Clinton Exaggerated a little bit." - T
I think my 'biological clock' needs new batteries
I think my ancestors had several "bad heir" days.
I think my bank is in trouble. Right next to the pens chained to the desk, they've chained the bank president
I think my biological clock has become a snooze alarm?
I think my brain needs a few more denrongs in it.
I think my brain needs a good defragging.
I think my brain needs a good defragging.
I think my career is ruined!
I think my cerebellum just fused!  - - Calvin
I think my data transmission is low on fluid
I think my dog has a misguided interest in my leg.
I think my dog just TANDYed in your yard.
I think my ex's sex drive's had a surge supressor!!
I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur. - Han Solo
I think my family tree is a few branches short!
I think my floppy's cylinders need a token ring job.
I think my hamster is polishing
I think my holosuites can wait. Quark
I think my last .REP file included one of my feet
I think my learning curve has turned into a circle!
I think my learning curve is a circle!
I think my learning curve is a circle.-- David And
I think my mind has a few bad sectors
I think my modem and my phone are having an affair
I think my opinion has a little more than partial bearing :) -Jalapeno
I think my sex drive's got a surge suppressor!
I think my spaceship knows which way to go
I think my spelcheker is broaken
I think my tires are bald, Tom said warily.
I think not, said Descartes and promptly vanished.
I think not, said Descartes, and promptly disappeared.
I think not, said Descartes... and promptly vanished.
I think not, therefore I am not
I think not, therefore I am not!NO CARRIER
I think not. said Orville, and he suddenly ceased to exist.
I think oatmeal is erotic
I think of matter reclamation units & toilets when using replicators
I think of more tag linesin the  _______ than any room in the house.
I think of myself as me. -- Odo
I think of you often... -- Hannibal Lector
I think one may have puncture your lung. - Sheridan
I think our lives just became a lot more complicated -Picard
I think our minds are too finely trained, Magicthies
I think out loud, therefore you can hear me.
I think perhaps you better both... come inside. - Riff Raff
I think perhaps you both had better... come inside
I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa. -- Frank Zappa
I think schizophrenia is a two sided problem, and so do I
I think several of the people here are dead.
I think sex is better than lo
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
I think sexual ecstasy is over-rated
I think she looks better half klingon-half human!!!1
I think she touched my handles - Joel
I think she's a few channels short of Basic Cable
I think she's a honey.  Look at those jugs. -- Bela Lugosi
I think she's about 2 disks short of a full backup.
I think she's as lost here as I am. -- Sam Beckett
I think she's been into the Percodan.  Crow T. Robot
I think she's burning altars in her head. - Collective Soul
I think she's going to make an attempt on your life! - O'Brien
I think she's on the Klingon Homeworld. Torres
I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
I think so Brain, but burlap makes me chafe so. -Pinky
I think so Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels!
I think so Brain, but next time you wear the tutu.  -Pinky
I think so Brain, but this time _you_ wear the tutu.
I think so Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp.
I think so Brain. But would anyone buy them if they were "Sad Meals"?
I think so, All, but this time you wear the tutu. -Pinky
I think so, Brain - but aren't the Rockettes mostly girls?
I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.
I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.  -- Pinky
I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendancy to ride up so.
I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels!
I think so, Brain, but isn't @F already married? - Pinky
I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?
I think so, Brain, but isn't he already married? - Pinky
I think so, Brain, but this time *you* put the trousers on the chimp.
I think so, Brain, but this time you wear the tutu.  Pinky
I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.
I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck & a hose at this hour?
I think so, Brain. But burlap chafes me so
I think so, Brain. But isn't Regis Philbin allready married?
I think so, Brain. But this time, YOU put the pants on the monkey!
I think so, Brain. But weren't we kicked out of the Cat Society?
I think so, Brain. But where will we find an all night Tatto Parlor?
I think so, Brain. But where will we get leather chaps our size?
I think so, Brain... but where will we find rubber pants our size?
I think so, Brain.But how'm I gonna remember a whole opera in Yiddish?
I think so. Do I have the wrong word again - Crow
I think some people are gonna have a drug problem. - Carl Robinson
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.
I think somebody done tinkled in his gene pool!
I think somebody musta pee'd in his gene pool.
I think someone at Earth Dome has gone complete mental. - Garibaldi
I think someone drained his gene pool!
I think someone electrified the corridor, Tom said haltingly.
I think someone's Crayola box is a few colors short
I think that ALL Moderators should be Shot at Dawn!
I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde
I think that Hitler was too moderate-J.B. Stoner
I think that I am going to be sick &lt;BBBAAARRRFFF&gt;
I think that I am tired of reality.  I am going to read Taglines.
I think that I detect just a glimmer of optimism here
I think that I left my body in my other clothes
I think that I shall never see / A clear line to my ISP
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tr
I think that I shall never see a completed Genealogy! 
I think that I shall never see a finished genealogy.
I think that I shall never see a mess such as my family tree
I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as
I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as http://www.tree.org/index.html
I think that I shall never see, A completed genealogy.
I think that I shall never see, a fundy smarter than a tree
I think that I shall never see, a thing so lovely to disagree.
I think that I shall never see; a completed genealogy.
I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
I think that I'll stand up wind, if you don't mind.
I think that I'm dizzy, and I rather like it. - Pinky
I think that I'm the friendliest gal in my zipcode.
I think that Western civilisation would be an excellent idea
I think that a tentative maybe might be what is possibly called for.
I think that everybody has to find the right poetry.&lt;Wakoski&gt;
I think that fate brought us together.
I think that is just common sense isnt it?
I think that now would be quite nice. Picard
I think that oinker killed himself, Sue E. sighed. -John Foster [sooey]
I think that pretty much covers the fly-by
I think that there's more than enough blame to spread around. -Sisko
I think that thing is wrong, and I don't know why. Kirk
I think that was a *single* entendre...  Tom Servo
I think that was a SINGLE entendre - Tom
I think that wasp is in pain, Tom bemoaned.
I think that would affect my stomach more than my heart.
I think that's a lot of buffalo-bagels. - Col. Potter
I think the $64,000 question is what is this thing looking for? - FM
I think the Galaxy owes me one... - Kirk ST:G
I think the Good Book is mising some pages --Tori Amos
I think the U.S. should get outta this movie
I think the Wheel of Morality needs a tune-up. - Wakko Warner
I think the behavior is genetic.
I think the better ST:TNG Moderator is definitely @F.
I think the cartoon just started - Yakko
I think the cupcakes are following me!
I think the dead *are* talking to us, Mulder; demanding justice. - DS
I think the editor went on a lunch break - Tom
I think the family tree needs pruning
I think the first lady made a mistake, tom said hilariously
I think the good book is missing some pages
I think the king is but a man, as I am.
I think the lack of discretion is the least of his sins - DS (3x21)
I think the literature refers to it as 'a stupid guy-thing.'
I think the only one who feels safer since after 9-11 is Osama bin Laden.
I think the only person that got his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe
I think the only person that got his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe
I think the phrase rhymes with 'clucking bell' - BlackAdder
I think the phrase rhymes with Clucking Bell
I think the pizza rolls are gone - Crow
I think the use-by date on your brain expired!!
I think the weather has been altered by rocket launches.
I think the word you're looking for is AAARRRRGGGHHH!
I think the world is ready for the story of an ugly duckling, who grew up to remain an ugly duckling, and lived happily ever after. -- Chick
I think the world is run by &#8216;C' students. --Al McGuire
I think the world is run by C students.
I think there are more storms to come
I think there are more storms to come - Don Horton
I think there are pieces of me you've never seen - Tori Amos
I think there is a world markert for about five computers. - Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
I think there's a *HUGE* conspiracy here, Scully. - Mulder (DT)
I think there's a data leak in here!
I think there's no such thing as private postings, but there's routing
I think therefore I am ... I think.
I think therefore I am a Consumer.
I think therefore I am awake
I think therefore I am not a liberal democrat
I think therefore I am obviously overqualified.
I think therefore I am overqualified.
I think therefore I am, I think?
I think therefore I am, said Descartes
I think therefore I am.... I, uh...  well... think
I think therefore I am...dangerous.
I think therefore I set off the smoke alarm
I think therefore I... shoot, was I saying something?
I think therfore I can
I think they all simply get tired of hearing my voice.  Kira
I think they care, but just don't know how to show it. - Anna Steven
I think they give that kid too much freedom - Tom
I think they like you. -EWJim  THEY'RE DEVOURING MY FLESH! -PeterPuppy
I think they may be running some kind of test - Mulder  (3x23)
I think they rewired that man's brain! - Mulder (Deep Throat)
I think they used to call them transistor units. - Scott
I think thinking is so important.
I think thinking is so important. - Baldrick
I think this a case of too much faith and too much sugar. Mulder
I think this about more than the heist - Crow
I think this bar is just a _little_ too near to the exit. - Odo
I think this guy peaked in high school - Tom on teacher
I think this is a case of too much faith and too much sugar. - Mulder
I think this is a case of too much faith... - Mulder (Revelations)
I think this is a joke.  Can anyone verify it?
I think this is about more than the heist -- Crow T. Robot
I think this is from a comedy called My Best Friend is a Vampire!
I think this is getting needlessly messianic
I think this is the old Item 1 + Item 2 = *BANG*! formula
I think this moderator went up with the MARS PROBE
I think this new ship was put togerther by monkeys! - Scotty
I think this quoting think is really getting out of hand...:)
I think this sorta falls under the.. Move it elsewhere catagory.. -Vhu
I think too much or not at all. --Issac Asimov
I think very _little_ goes on here without your knowledge. - Odo
I think we all feel that way at one time or another. - Mulder
I think we are all Bozos on this bus
I think we are in Rats' Alley where the dead men lost their bones. -- T.S. Eliot
I think we both understand each other. - Kirk
I think we broke her. - Top Dollar
I think we can afford a detour. Janeway
I think we can handle the situation. - Picard
I think we copied the Tagline file over it
I think we crapped out. - Hawkeye
I think we found them, Kirk wailed
I think we get the picture. Chakotay
I think we have a difference of opinion here. - Yakko
I think we have the situation in hand, Commander. -- Quark
I think we just lost the baby with the bath water.
I think we just met today's Special Friend... - Yakko
I think we just met today's special friend.  Yakko Warner
I think we know each other well enough. - Sisko to Dukat
I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!
I think we need a Zone 3 dogs echo.  If you agree, netmail me :)
I think we ought to castrate him and turn him loose.
I think we ought to give room service another call. - Sulu
I think we should begin our search in the Romulan engine room. -Picard
I think we should differentiate the magnetic flux, said Tom defiantly.
I think we should put a ban on all censorship
I think we should start a campaign to protect the rights of Taglines!
I think we should switch to synthale. O'Brien
I think we should take down that dour statue of William Penn and put up Atilla the Hun
I think we took a wrong turn. - Luke
I think we'd better get that kid to a psychologist.
I think we'd better get that kid to a psychologist. - Calvin's Father
I think we'll let it go.........._this_ time. - Sisko
I think we'll spend the night here, Mr Spock. - Kirk
I think we're ALL bozos on this board
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus. -- Firesign Theatre
I think we're all alike, quite talented with grape jelly+
I think we're all bozos on this bus!
I think we're due for a pickup. Kirk
I think we're gonna need a new Timmy! - Mr. Lizard, Dinosaurs
I think we're gonna need another Timmy! - Mr. Lizard
I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.
I think we're in trouble. -- Han Solo
I think we're in trouble. We're in trouble!
I think we're saddling the horses before we're ready to ride
I think we're supposed to *read* the messages... :) heh heh heh
I think we're supposed to READ the messages... :) heh heh
I think we're talking the same language here. - Quark
I think we've created a fetish, Chris --Singled Out
I think we've found the problem. - Geordi
I think we've made a lot of progress. - Beverly
I think what you believe I said is not what I meant
I think whatever happens it's over! - Kalas
I think women and seamen don't mix - Smithers
I think ya hear me knockin, and I think I'm comin in!
I think you already know what we're looking for - Mulder
I think you better come and look at this. Paris
I think you better get up here! - Mulder to Scully
I think you better sit down, Susan. - Sheridan
I think you could be a good candidate for synaptic reconstruction
I think you die today, I think you will be made sacrifice. - Roland
I think you guys are seeing something that isn't there."--Scully
I think you had better see who's at home - Picard
I think you have a screw loose...  TV's Frank
I think you have acute appendicitis. Thank you, doctor. Now how about the sharp pain in my stomach?
I think you have just been tagged
I think you have just been tagged... - TEC
I think you have just been tagged...&lt;g&gt;
I think you have me confused with someone who give
I think you hear me knocking, and I think I'm comin' in!
I think you just conjugated the entire Pentagon. - Hawkeye
I think you just created a monster of me
I think you just ran out of credibility. - Scully to Mulder
I think you knocked out a filling. - Mulder (Fallen Angel)
I think you know what I mean. - Bashir
I think you know what I think about Random Tags.
I think you know what I think about Re: Car
I think you need serious help. :) - Dione
I think you need to see a pee-sychiatrist. - Wakko
I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed. - Marvin
I think you over estimate your position in the chain of command. - DS
I think you overestimate their chances! - Governor Tarkin
I think you really find it quite pleasurable. - Frank
I think you recognize this huge, sweating mound of blubber here, eh fatso?
I think you screwed his bubble down too tight-Crow on Tom
I think you screwed his bubble down too tight.  Crow T. Robot
I think you should each take half of the child, said Tom solemnly
I think you should get that checked out
I think you should give Cokie Roberts a scalp massage-Tom
I think you should know you have a friend in the FBI. - Mr. X
I think you should listen to all of them. --Winters.
I think you should listen to him. --Winters.
I think you should live for the moment. But after that I doubt I'll thin
I think you spanked the wrong bot -Crow on Tom's bad joke
I think you spanked the wrong bot... -- Crow T. Robot
I think you understand obsession better than you let on. - Chase
I think you understand that you've got it.
I think you volunteered me a little quick, there. - Radar
I think you want the OTHER Ron Janorkar!
I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night
I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night -Mrs Cleaver
I think you will die, Joel! -- Dr. Forrester
I think you will fit in nicely. - EV-9D9
I think you worried for me then
I think you'll find he's an Orion, Doctor. Spock
I think you'll find reality's gone on the blink again. - Marvin
I think you're a few channels short of Basic Cable.
I think you're a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
I think you're all wrong. - Kira
I think you're being overly paranoid about him, Scully. - Mulder
I think you're getting athlete's tounge
I think you're gonna die! Oh no, not again...
I think you're mistaking me for someone you want me to be
I think you're over reacting - Troi
I think you're over reacting - Troi
I think you're pretty tough, don't i? ==Daffy Duck==
I think you're working from an old rule book, Paris. Kim
I think you've gone funny in the head little buddy...- Earthworm Jim
I think you've just made my point for me. - Sisko
I think you've rediscovered the definition of Violently Ill.
I think your 'biological clock' needs new batteries
I think your cape is FAAABULOUS!  Crow T. Robot
I think your echo is good
I think your face um'did the trick'...:) - TEC
I think your face um... 'did the trick'...:)
I think your playmates are a little preoccupied just now. - Geek
I think your problem is low self-esteem. It's very common among losers
I think your trolley is off its tracks
I think's a medium...being used by some alien...to body jump. - FM
I think, "We The People..For the United States" says it all
I think, ....  Do You?
I think, @F, you could definitely use a new suit
I think, @TOFIRST@, you could definitely use a new book.
I think, Doctor, you could *definitely* use a new suit. - Sisko
I think, Doctor, you know just where you can store it.
I think, I think I am, therefore I am, I think...Maybe!
I think, Orville, you could definitely use a new book.
I think, Sebastian. Therefore I am. - Pris
I think, Therefore I am,...I Think?.
I think, so I play VGA Planets (Decartes)
I think, there for I am not a creationist
I think, there for I am...  so what's your excuse?
I think, therefoe I am DANGEROUS.
I think, therefore I Amiga
I think, therefore I add Taglines.
I think, therefore I add Taglines. ...Often, they're YOURS!
I think, therefore I add taglines
I think, therefore I am (or am I?).
I think, therefore I am . . single
I think, therefore I am ... I think.
I think, therefore I am ... Independent.
I think, therefore I am ... a Democrat.
I think, therefore I am ... a Republican.
I think, therefore I am I think.
I think, therefore I am Independent.
I think, therefore I am NOT in government.
I think, therefore I am Republican.
I think, therefore I am a conservative.
I think, therefore I am a target. Ensign Expendable
I think, therefore I am a threat to the New World Order
I think, therefore I am confused.
I think, therefore I am dangerous.
I think, therefore I am depressed. - Cogito, ergo doleo.
I think, therefore I am not Politically Correct
I think, therefore I am not a creationist.
I think, therefore I am not a feminist!
I think, therefore I am not a politician.
I think, therefore I am on-line.
I think, therefore I am over qualified.
I think, therefore I am paid.
I think, therefore I am single.
I think, therefore I am, I think
I think, therefore I am.  What's your excuse?
I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?)
I think, therefore I am. - Cogito, ergo sum.
I think, therefore I am. But what do I think, therefore what am I?
I think, therefore I am. I think.
I think, therefore I am... dangerous
I think, therefore I am... dangerous, that is
I think, therefore I am... dangerous.
I think, therefore I am... not a Democrat.
I think, therefore I am... not a Republican.
I think, therefore I am....I think. - Descartes
I think, therefore I am...dangerous.
I think, therefore I am; a tree doesn't, therefore it isn't
I think, therefore I amI think.
I think, therefore I amnot a Republican.
I think, therefore I better get back to work
I think, therefore I have a headache.
I think, therefore I saw a puddy cat.
I think, therefore I scan.
I think, therefore I thwim.
I think, therefore I will be arrested anytime now
I think, therefore I'm confused
I think, therefore I'm liberal.
I think, therefore I'm not very popular
I think, therefore I'm overqualified !!!
I think, therefore I'm single.
I think, therefore I'm single. - Liz Winston
I think, therefore my brain hurts
I think, therefore, I am single.
I think, therefore, I am... not related to you
I think, therefore, I better get back to work.
I think, therefore, I better get back to work.
I think, therefore, I cannot be a Moderator
I think, therefore, I cannot be a Moderator.
I think, therefore... I might be
I think.  Therefore I am DANGEROUS.
I think. I am making a political statement. B.C
I think. I think I am. Therefore I am... I think.
I think. Therefore I am DANGEROUS!
I think. Therefore, I am. -- Rene Descartes
I think...  I think it's in my basement... Let me go upstairs and check. -- Escher
I think...  therefore, I'm not liberal.
I think... I think I'm... rebelling - Kryten
I think... therefore I am Conservative.
I think... whatever happens... its over... -- Kalas
I think................I am paid.
I think............cauth I can't thwim.
I think........therefore I am overqualified.
I think...therefore I can't be a liberal.
I think...therefore, I am a conservative.
I think...therefore, I'm not a liberal.
I think; therefore I am. - Descartes
I think; therefore, I'm single.
I thinkI think I'mrebelling --Kryten.
I thinks we about to be indigested. - Greasepit
I thinks, therefore, I is
I thot I saw a tweety bird, I did !  I did!
I though I was a wit, and I was half right
I though time was suspended in this ship? - Picard
I thought "PAGAN" meant "PARTY"??????
I thought *I* said that. Kirk
I thought *you* did the backup!
I thought Canada was spelled: C Eh N Eh D Eh (?)
I thought DEL *.* -really- deleted the files!
I thought Ferengi LIKED eating bugs.--Sisko
I thought I bought this computer to save time
I thought I could do the best good at A&M during Vietnam. - Phil Gramm
I thought I could smell petrol. - Nikki Lauder
I thought I could teach him as well as Yoda taught me
I thought I felt bad when I had no shoes until I met the man who had no feet.
I thought I had a back-up, but she refused to type it in again.
I thought I had quite a wit. Turns out, I was only half right.
I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong.
I thought I might go by the name of Thomas. Lt. Riker
I thought I said 'No Dangling over the Promenade..' - Odo
I thought I saw a Puddy Cat
I thought I saw a Puddy Cat..I thought I saw a Puddy Cat
I thought I saw a unicorn on the way over, but it was just a horse with one of the horns broken off
I thought I thunk a thought.
I thought I told you NOT to install Windows on the main computer!!!
I thought I told you guys already?!
I thought I told you no _dangling_ over the Promenade. - Odo
I thought I told you to cancel that order?! - Quark
I thought I told you--no dangling on the Promenade.--Odo
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks
I thought I was a wit, and I was half right.
I thought I was a wit, but I was only half right
I thought I was confused when I =didn't= know what was going on
I thought I was dead once, then I found out I was just in Arkansas
I thought I was dead once, then I found out I was just in Mississippi.
I thought I was dead once, then I found out I was just in Nebraska
I thought I was dead, then I found that I was just in Alabama.
I thought I was dead, then I realized I was just in Terre Haute.
I thought I was dead. Chakotay
I thought I was fine until feminism redefined me!
I thought I was having a wet dream, only to find the waterbed leaking!
I thought I was in Hell once, but it was just jury duty
I thought I was in trouble, but I was in Tribble. Now I'm in trouble!
I thought I was insane once. I must have been crazy
I thought I was losing my mind for a moment. - Cosmo
I thought I was mistaken but I was mistaken.
I thought I was on the wrong ship - Wesley
I thought I was the empath -- Deanna
I thought I was wishy-washy, but now I am not sure
I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken
I thought I would send YOU on this adventure. - Gandalf
I thought I'd joined the X-Men... not the Brady Bunch!
I thought I'd pay the Romulans a visit. - Sisko
I thought I'd say 'Hello' first, then take the office. -- Sisko
I thought I'd use your front door. - The Crow
I thought Jackie O. was something you did in the bathroom. -- Strange de Jim
I thought NODE was what a Sysop was aware of
I thought NODE was what my SysOp was already aware of.
I thought Odo looked a little pail last night
I thought Pearl Harbor was a girl!
I thought RAMDISK was an installation process !!
I thought Tag theft was OK. Then the cops found all my license plates!
I thought UAE was a Country 'til I discovered Windows.
I thought Vidas Gerulitas was a geriatric disorder
I thought Watchers never used cameras. - Duncan MacLeod
I thought Windows were supposed to be clear ?
I thought Wolvie was the team bruiser. -Jubilee  We get by. -Cyclops
I thought YOU silenced the guard!
I thought YOU took the house keys
I thought a "hard drive" was NY to LA in 2 days!
I thought a CON: was a trick until I discovered Amiga!
I thought a king can do whatever he wants! --Simba
I thought a low-level format was done in the basement!
I thought a pair of boobs where two dumb guys on TV
I thought a port was a harbor town until I discovered Amiga!
I thought a process was a legal action until I discovered Amiga!
I thought a track-ball was Captain Kirk's dance party!
I thought about Jenny all the time. Forrest Gump
I thought about becoming a liberal, but, hey, I like my s
I thought about being Born Again, but my mother refused.
I thought about being Born Again.  Mom refused.
I thought about being born again but Mom said "no".
I thought about being born again but my mother refused.
I thought about being born again, but Mom said "NO!"
I thought about being born again, but mom refused.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?
I thought about joining The Optimists Club, but, then I had my doubts.
I thought all Sysops liked pain and suffering.
I thought all cats had Nine Lives? Mine die after 1 or 2 throttlings!
I thought an oxymoron was a dumb guy riding a bull!
I thought axe-murderer tendencies were normal?
I thought butterflies flew every where
I thought cat's owners had nine lives too...guess I was wrong!
I thought charity was supposed to be free! -Butt-Head
I thought dabbling in the black arts would be good for a chuckle
I thought electric chairs were supposed to keep you warm?
I thought fun was supposed to be FUN. - Hobbes
I thought he was unstable, but I had no idea he had a machette
I thought he was your friend? - Kira
I thought his first love is the theater - Mike
I thought if I hung on for 1 more day, they might rescue me.-T.Riker
I thought innuendo was an Italian insult.
I thought it couldn't get worse, but then came @FN@.
I thought it couldn't get worse, but then came you.
I thought it might be fun for all of us to sing a few songs together.
I thought it might look good on me. Lore
I thought it over. And I'm ready now. - Ivanova
I thought it was Cheeto - Tom on odd Japanese name
I thought it was a bit on the "over kill" side ... but whatever!
I thought it was a topic you were interested in. -Data
I thought it was about time I recruited some little green men.
I thought it was all a bad dream, but I was afraid to say something!
I thought it was just a normal death ray... -- Tom Servo
I thought it was one of these paintings coming to life - Scully
I thought it was set on STUN!!
I thought it was the computer, but it was a brain virus
I thought it was the metal bars that separated us from the animals
I thought it was the most appropriate name anyone could give me. - Odo
I thought it was time for a change. Sisko on his goatee
I thought it was to have you committed. - Hawkeye to Frank
I thought it was, sir.   Another error on my part. - McCoy
I thought maybe you'd been in a rickshaw wreck. - Frank to Margaret
I thought my HD had sliped a disk but it was just tight boots
I thought my costumes were faaaaabulous!
I thought my window was down, but found it was up when I put my head through it
I thought of a good Tagline, but forgot it!
I thought of a good recipe, but forgot it!
I thought of being born again, but my mother refused
I thought of that too, but now is definitely NOT the time to ask them.
I thought of this tagline before YOU did!  Neener neener
I thought of you, and the years and all the sadness fell away from me.
I thought only women wore pumps.
I thought orcs had only 1 hit die.
I thought power was in politics until I discovered Amiga!
I thought sex was a pain in the backside until I discovered women
I thought she had a 4-hour orgasm, then I found out she was epileptic.
I thought she was at the airport, sniffing luggage. - Drexell's Clas
I thought she'd never leave. - Q
I thought so
I thought technology could solve any problem - Geordi
I thought that I had already given it to you-but I'll give it again
I thought that I wouldn't get interrupted with talk anymore, but I see I was wrong. - Tony Crighton
I thought that cables were TV-networks until I discovered Amiga!
I thought that everything else would just wait -Pink Floyd
I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me. - C-3PO
I thought that love would last forever.  I was wrong. -- Auden
I thought that the photon torpedoes moved at the speed of light.
I thought that they were angels, but to my surprise... 
I thought that was funny. - Radar
I thought that went well, didn't you? - Beverly
I thought that you thought... must be mistaken.
I thought that you were trying to get into shape?  I am.  The shape I've selected is round...
I thought the 10 commandments were multiple choice
I thought the 10 commandments were multiple choice
I thought the Ferengi liked eating bugs." "Only certain bugs
I thought the International Dateline was a 900 number!
I thought the Temperance League meetings were fun - Tom
I thought the message said to come alone. Sheridan
I thought the only way to leave PSI-Corp was feet first - Garabaldi
I thought the police always said 'Freeze.' - The Crow
I thought there was something twitchy about him. - Yeoman Rand
I thought there'd be more racketeering
I thought there'd be more racketeering...  Mike Nelson
I thought they only smelled bad on the outside!
I thought they said that all the shadows were killed except one
I thought they smelled bad...on the OUTside! H. Solo
I thought they were lying about it, myself
I thought they'd cured that in 1940,  said the Doctor
I thought this WAS The Off-Topic Conference.
I thought this was a pleasure cruise, where are the Whips & Chains?
I thought this was gonna be pocket lawn-darts. -- Crow T. Robot
I thought those guys were in jail?
I thought underwear was spose'ta match - Crow
I thought up a great tagline, but it was a sight gag.
I thought upon Shadows, and of the places beyond Shadows
I thought we could exchange our mail. - Capt. Pierce to Capt. Pierce
I thought we might just talk for a moment. Janeway
I thought we were an autonomous collective. --Monty Python
I thought we were bored out of our skulls - Hobbes
I thought we were cutting down his sugar intake. -Calvin's Dad
I thought we were friends! - Banquo
I thought we were supposed to be looking for Jacobs. --Franklin.
I thought you _wanted_ this job? - O'Brien
I thought you agreed to phone me before doing anything impossible.
I thought you did a milk carton.
I thought you did the backups...
I thought you didn't approve of Starfleet. - Amanda
I thought you knew. I dropped that stink bomb - Crow
I thought you liked him, 'e liked you -- Magenta to Riff Raff
I thought you might enjoy meeting someone of your own age. - Rand
I thought you might enjoy stopping by a holosuite. - Bashir
I thought you might like to talk about it. - Kira
I thought you only liked those paranormal type cases.-Scully to Mulder
I thought you said 'No boring questions.' - Dot
I thought you said it was a party! - Dot
I thought you said the Ocampa had our people. Janeway
I thought you said they called this place Fun City!  -Annie
I thought you said you were an accountant!
I thought you said, "grand illusion," not "grand delusion!"
I thought you smoked myra? HmmmMaybe you husband was lieing?
I thought you told me I was married. Sisko
I thought you wanted me to help you go -- Geordi
I thought you was dead, Mister Man! - Detta Holmes
I thought you were Andorian! Lenz to Bashir
I thought you were a wit... well, I was half right
I thought you were dead
I thought you were dead. I guess it was the wedding ring.
I thought you were dead...
I thought you were going to kill me - Scully to Mulder  (3x23)
I thought you were going to pick up the kids
I thought you were insufferable. Now you'll just suffer.
I thought you were just going to kiss me! Shanda
I thought you were one of a kind.  &lt;Chiun&gt;
I thought you were talking about Yamok sauce? - Nog
I thought you were trying to get into shape
I thought you were very brave. - Nala
I thought you weren't going to become a man like your father. Kay Adams
I thought you'd be alone.  Excuse me. - T.Riker
I thought you'd be on your way to Bajor by now. - Sisko
I thought you'd died ... or gone to Birmingham. - Ange
I thought your liver was still a virgin. - BJ to Radar
I thought your motto was trust no one. - Scully
I thought, therefore I was.
I thought, therefore I was. -Descartes tombstone
I thoughtlessly reinstalled Windoze the other night.
I thougt we were an autonomous collective. -- Woman
I threatened to shut off the power...he threatened to kill me. -- Quark
I threw a beer at Clinton. He dodged it. (It was a draft)
I threw a whole box of mothballs and didn't hit a single moth.
I threw away my candy bar and I ate the wrapper
I threw caution to the wind.  It threw it back
I threw caution to the wind.  It threw it back.  I ducked.
I threw caution to the wind.  The wind threw it back.
I threw caution to the wind. It threw it back. I ducked.
I threw caution to the wind. The wind threw it back!
I threw caution to the wind....it threw up!
I thrive on stress
I throw myself to your tender mercies, Mr Moderator
I throw pennies away
I throw thy name against the bruising stones.  &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
I throw thy name against the bruising taglines. -- Tagspeare
I thrust the nail into the soft yielding wood - Mike
I thunk, therefore I was.
I thwow my shield and slay the monsters
I to d yo , "Never touch  he flo py di k su face!"
I to mi je neki mesersmit !!
I to*d yo*, "Never*touch *he flo*py di*k su*face!"
I toast your sleaziness! - Crow
I toast your sleaziness! -- Crow T. Robot
I toast, therefore I am. * Talkie Toaster
I toast. Therefore I am.
I toasted the Raptor COWS!  :]  Oo-ooo-oOo-AA-Ah!!!
I told 'em we already got one! &lt;snicker snicker&gt;
I told 'im we already got [a Holy Grail]
I told Dad I'd stopped smoking.  He called me a quitter.
I told Juan Valdez to get his ass out of my pantry
I told Miss Zarves not to meet me for lunch. - Mrs. Jewls
I told Mom when you were born. Kill it and sell the milk!
I told Sisko he'd never get close to Terek Nor. Bashir-2
I told Sisko he'd never get close to Terok Nor & I was right!Bashir2
I told her that I would do anything to look into their eyes. - Winn
I told her to expect you to deny everything.  - - Calvin
I told her to expect you to deny everything. - C2 ===
I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!"
I told him I go from any similarity to beat him!
I told him he'd have days like this but not how many!
I told him it was illogical to maintain such an expectation.  Sarek
I told him it was just a flesh wound
I told him we already got one!
I told him we already got one! &lt;G&gt;
I told him we already have a Holy Grail
I told him, "Julie don't go!!!"   But he wouldn't listen.
I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting. She told me she didn't know how to cook them
I told my doctor I got all the exercise I needed being a pallbearer for all my friends who run and do exercises! -- Winston Churchill
I told my ex, "Don't move, I want to forget you just the way you are."
I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own."  One of them said, "So will you."	-- Rodney Dangerfield
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property." - Joan Rivers
I told my spouse I wanted to die in bed; response: 'Again?'
I told my wife I wanted to die in bed. She said 'Again?'
I told that moderator off when I sa-%$###@$ NO CARRIER
I told the dog to SIT, why should I have to clear it up?
I told the elephants to forget it, but they CAN'T! -- Zazu
I told the police that I was not injured but on removing my hat, found that I had fractured my skull
I told them our ancient stories. - Worf
I told them the Truth...& they FELL for it!
I told them the truth and they fell for it!
I told ya to design the Mars probe like a boom-a-rang
I told yo mama to act her age, so she keeled over and died.
I told you .. Never play leap frog with a unicorn !
I told you Firecracker Island wasn't safe! - Mike
I told you I would never say goodbye.
I told you NEVER to call me 'tiny'! - Sulu
I told you a million times: DON'T EXAGGERATE!
I told you before, I never repeat myself!
I told you he was the best - Picard
I told you i would never say goodbye -- NIN
I told you never to call me here! This is an unlisted wall.
I told you never to call me on this wall!  This is an unlisted wall!
I told you never to tell anyone!
I told you not to call me tiny -- Sulu
I told you not to suck on that caulking gun, but you had to do it.
I told you she would never consciously betray the Rebellion.
I told you so!!!! --Rush Limbaugh
I told you so!!!! --Rush Limbaugh, Robert McKay
I told you so!!!! --Rush Limbaugh.
I told you to invest more money for a harder disk.
I told you to test his loyalty, not his endurance. Sheriff Buck
I told you you'd be robbin' no banks in my town! - The Mask
I told you, I don't know what it is! Cochrane on Companion
I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!
I told you, mom, He's here to kill me - Scully on Mulder  (3x23)
I told you, my car broke down. I was telling the truth
I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune.
I told you. You're dead, this is the afterlife, and I'm God.
I told your mom to act her age, and the b*tch dropped dead !!
I too am not a recipe collector but rather a food memories collector.
I took 10 years off to sulk.-Fran Leibowitz
I took @FN@ to the zoo, but they wouldn't take him.
I took Michael's other glove.
I took a Bard for a lover and things just went from bed to verse
I took a Targa once and saw 16 million colors!
I took a baby shower.
I took a baby shower. -S.W.
I took a baby shower.  Steven Wright
I took a course in schizophrenia in college - I got a B and a C+
I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes.  It's about Russia
I took a course in speed reading.  Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes. - Steven Wright
I took a double take out on the interstate.
I took a fish head out to see a movie, didn't have to pay
I took a fish head out to see a movie, didn't have to pay to get it in
I took a fish head to the movies and I didn't have to pay.- Fish Heads  SNL
I took a fishhead in to see a movie.  Didn't have to pay to get it in
I took a heavenly ride through our silence -Pink Floyd
I took a lie detector test.  No I didn't. - Stephen Wright
I took a lie detector test:  No I didn't. - S.W
I took a mail order bride, now I'm pen-pecked!
I took a physics course that was so hard I couldn't find the classroom
I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen
I took a wrong turn in a wormhole and ended up in the Epsilon Quadrant
I took a wrong turn on the Information Superhighway
I took an 8-hr. cold cure 7.9 hours ago
I took an IQ test and the results were negative
I took her love at seventeen, a little late these days it seems -Zep
I took lessons in bicycle riding, but I could afford only half the lessons. Now I can ride a unicycle
I took my brother to the Children's Zoo, but they wouldn't keep him
I took my car in to have the alignment checked...it came back CE.
I took my cat for a cat scan. Diagnosis? It was a cat.
I took my cat in for a cat scan. The diagnosis? It's a cat
I took my check to the bank today. It was too little to go by itself.
I took my girl skating to break the ice.
I took my kat in for a catscan. Diagnosis? It was a kat
I took my kid to the children's zoo, but they wouldn't take him.
I took my old Grandma to an antique auction.  Made $50!
I took my pet lion to Church.  He has to eat.
I took myself down to the fair in town on Independence Day
I took one look and kissed my heart away.
I took out the trash, Tom said literally.
I took poison, from the poison stream, then I floated outta here -U2
I took so long to remember...just what happened
I took that Turbo tube, or whatever -- Lwaxanna
I took the entire room! -- Lister
I took the path less travelled and got mugged
I took the road less traveled and fell in a hole.
I took the road less traveled..... Now I don't know where the hell I am.
I took thee for thy better.  Take thy fortune.
I took thee for thy better.  Take thy fortune.
I took to it like a duck takes to a roasting pan.
I took up gardening as a hobby, but I only grew tired.
I took you for a shallow lazy misguided opportunist who could be bought for a cheap token gift
I totally agree with you on that!
I totally agree with your motions.  Motions Denied. -- Data
I totally agree with your thoughts, @FN@. Let the 'games' begin!
I totally agree with your thoughts. Request Denied
I touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!
I touched my inner child, but he reported me to the police
I touched your Vitalis - Mike as girl after kiss
I tought I taw a Blue Wave. I did, I did taw a Blue Wave!
I tought I taw a tagwine ... I did, I did see a tagwine! I STOLE IT!
I tought the DOS Aboretum was a computer flea market
I toute I taw I putty borg! (Next day) We did, we did - Tweety of borg
I tod yo, "Nevertouch he flopy dik suface!"
I trace family history so I will know who to blame. 
I traced his heart from his smile.
I traced my roots back to a cesspool. - Rodney Dangerfield
I tracked you down by your minty breath! Wambaugh
I traded a really good Tagline for this one.
I traded a really good recipe for this one.
I traffic in ambiguity
I train big felines, Tom lionized categorically.
I trained them myself; they're pretty damn good. --Garibaldi.
I transcend your paltry notions of gender.  -Q
I transmit, therefore I HAM !
I travel all over America, Tom stated.
I travel with the wind & listen to it's voices.
I traveling down the road and I'm flirtin' with disaster!
I tread the thin line between fantasy and fiction.
I treated her like a pair of gloves. When I was cold I called her
I tremble when I reflect that God is just.
I tried "The Wave" but it was all wet
I tried APL, but it was all Greek to me!
I tried LSD but I didn't actually swallow.
I tried MEMMAKER... I still can't remember.
I tried Macintosh once, but I didn't inhale.
I tried OS/2 once but didn't inhale
I tried OS/2 once, but I didn't inhale. - B. Gates
I tried Unix but I couldn't get to greps with it
I tried Windows NT once, but I didn't inhale.
I tried a Twit Filter and suddenly I was invisible!
I tried an internal modem but it hurt when I walked.
I tried and internal modem, but it hurt.
I tried atheism, but there weren't enough holidays
I tried being reasonable once--I didn't like it
I tried bondage but I didn't close the handcuffs
I tried chewin' that stuff, but it didn't do anything for me. -Beavis
I tried cocaine but I didn't actually sniff
I tried computer dating once, but I prefer women
I tried computer dating once; I decided I preferred women!
I tried drowning my sorrows - little suckers learned to swim!
I tried drowning my sorrows--then the suckers learned how to swim!
I tried fetishism but only with artificial leather
I tried giving him a cardiogram & it spelled out IOU.-Hawk on Frank
I tried heroin but I didn't push the plunger
I tried learning Eskimo, but I couldn't get Inuit.
I tried leaving Lorena Bobbitt a message, but I kept getting cut off.
I tried liberalism but I didn't raise taxes.
I tried making OJ from concentrate, but I got a headache
I tried paying my income tax with a smile but they wanted cash.
I tried phone sex but the receiver got stuck
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
I tried playing my shoehorn but all I got were footnotes
I tried reality but it didn't pay enough.
I tried reality, but it didn't work.
I tried reality, but it required Windows.
I tried reality, it's not a viable lifestyle for me.
I tried sanity once. Didn't like it.
I tried sex magic: it didn't work, I still didn't get any
I tried sex once, but I never put it in
I tried shadow boxing once. My shadow won
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes froze the end of my nose
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck i
I tried sniffing Coke once... almost drowned
I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
I tried snorting coke ... and almost DROWNED!
I tried snorting coke once.  I almost drowned.
I tried snorting coke...  I almost DROWNED!
I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit!
I tried that job, too, but they said I wasn't the right calibre
I tried that once. Couldn't change it back fast enough! - Beverly
I tried the Brightness dial..  But it didn't help!
I tried the best but I bought the one I could understand
I tried the best but bought the rest!!!
I tried the rest but bought the best! WILDCAT V3.02M
I tried the rest but bought the best!!!!
I tried the rest but bought the best.....SLiMeR!!!!
I tried the rest but development was abandoned!!!
I tried the rest, and bought this anyway!
I tried the rest..., then wrote my own.  SPEED READ!
I tried thinking once... got a brain cramp
I tried to *warn* you Lorena's still out, on the loose!
I tried to *warn* you that Lorena Bobbitt is insane!
I tried to be sane once but I didn't like it.
I tried to be sensible once.What a waste of two minutes!
I tried to be subjective, but truth got in the way
I tried to be what everyone expected of me - Wesley
I tried to cc this to you, but it said
I tried to cc this to you, but it said "cc: syntax error at line 1"
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it. - Lesley Boone
I tried to contain myself but I escaped!
I tried to contain myself, Stainless, but I escaped.
I tried to contain myself, but I escaped!
I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
I tried to draw a picture of my shadow but it kept moving.
I tried to draw my shadow once, but I couldn't...  My arm kept moving
I tried to draw my shadow once, but I couldn't...  My arm kept moving. - Steven Wright
I tried to drown My problems..they like beer too :)
I tried to drown my problems but found out they can swim.
I tried to drown my problems but they can swim!
I tried to drown my sorrows but the damn things learned to swim
I tried to drown my sorrows but they can swim!
I tried to drown my sorrows, but the suckers learned how to swim.
I tried to drown my sorrows, but they can swim.
I tried to drown my sorrows, but they learned how to swim!
I tried to drown my sorrows; the suckers learned how to swim.&lt;=What?
I tried to get a life once, but they were out of stock.
I tried to get a life, but I wound up at COMPUTER CITY
I tried to get a life, but it was back-ordered.
I tried to get a life, but it was too expensive.
I tried to get a life, but they were out at Wal-Mart.
I tried to get a life, but they were out of stock
I tried to get a loan but the bank wouldn't take anime as collateral
I tried to jump start him but that didn't work - Mike
I tried to play my shoehorn ... all I got was footnotes.
I tried to play my shoehorn, but only got was footnotes.
I tried to play the shoehorn.  All I got was footnotes.
I tried to question reality but couldn't get a subpeona.
I tried to raise my kids as liberals, but they learned to read!
I tried to ram her into the ground
I tried to reform them, but they ended up twisting my mind
I tried to repel him; I really did! Patty Bouvier
I tried to smoke some hash, but the corned beef wouldn't light!
I tried to stop the horse by pulling the cord, was Tom's tale of woe.
I tried to take a late night piss, but the toilet moved so again I missed
I tried to think but nothing happened!  -- Curly
I tried to tribble, but only got Worfed
I tried to use my mind; but, it was closed for repairs.
I tried to use my mind; but, it was closed for the day!
I tried to warn them, but it all happened just the way i remember it
I tried, but I got "RTFM: Command not found"
I tripped in a hole that was sticking up outa the ground.
I tripped over a hole that was sticking up from the groun
I tripped over the lamp plug, Tom said cordially.
I trust Dr Bashir has been taking care of _all_ your needs? - Sisko
I trust him as much as anyone. - Scully
I trust him with my life. - Scully
I trust him with my life." - Scully on Mulder (Irresisitable)
I trust in the Word of God.  --Psalm 119:42
I trust one person on this planet @FN@, & you're talking to her
I trust the first lion he meets will do his duty. -- J.P. Morgan on Teddy Roosevelt's safari
I trust you more than anyone on the station. - Kira
I try  very  hard  to say exactly what I mean
I try - in fact, most people tell me I am very trying
I try never to get involved in my own life. - Garibaldi
I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck
I try not to have any ideas. They lead to complications
I try not to think about what might have been.
I try to apply Darwin's theories to my driving style
I try to avoid intelligence. - Frank Burns
I try to avoid roads that are in the process of disappearing. - Hawk
I try to avoid the obvious for very subtle reasons
I try to avoid thinking. It hurts too much. - Rodikins
I try to be a *very nice* obnoxious creep
I try to be as perverse as necessary  --Bleyz the Bard
I try to be smart once a year. Is it 1987 yet?
I try to comprehend you buy I got a dyslexic heart
I try to dance with what life has to hand me.
I try to impress someone and always end on the short end.
I try to keep an open mind, but not so open that my brains fall out. - Judge
I try to leave out the parts that people skip. - Elmore Leonard
I try to make everone's day a little more surreal - Calvin
I try to make everybody's day a little more surreal
I try to move silently...  [in plate armor]
I try to see it both ways. - Anna Steven
I try to take one day at a time but lately several have hit me at once.
I try to take one day at a time, but often several days attack at once
I try to use my music to move these people to act... - Jimi Hendrix
I tryed snorting coke...and almost DROWNED
I tryed to draw a picture of my shadow but it kept moving
I tuned out most of his sermons years ago.
I turn on my headlights. -- Mech
I turn on the night... wear it's darkness with an empty smile -Floyd
I turn undead poets with holy symbolism.
I turned him into a raven and he flew out the window. -- Joseph
I turned left at Switzerland! - Brain
I turned my 300 into an HST..all it took was a rope and a fast car!
I turned my collar to the cold & damp
I turned my life around. Now I'm back where I started!
I turned off the computer while you napped
I turned up the brightness on my TV, but the shows are still stupid.
I turned you, and I taught you. &lt;Homer&gt;
I twaught I twa a pussy cat, I did!  I did!
I twitted everyone when I went MO.
I twitted myself, keeps things impersonal.
I twitted myself, so all my mail is addressed to All or Occupant.
I type "format c:/s &lt;enter&gt;"
I type slower than my brain dictates
I type softly and carry a *BIG* electromagnet
I type, therefore I am!
I typed "FORMAT COM2" and gave my sysop amnesia!
I typed "FORMAT COM2" and killed my SysOp!!
I typed FORMAT COM1  and killed a telephone operator!
I typed FORMAT COM1 and accidentally killed an operator!
I typed FORMAT COM1 and almost *killed* an operator
I typed FORMAT COM1 and killed my SysOp!
I typed FORMAT COM1... and killed a telephone operator!
I typed FORMAT COM1: and killed a SysOp!
I typed FORMAT CON: and my screen went blank
I typed Format COM1 and killed a Northwestel operator.
I typed Format COM1: and killed a telephone operator!
I typed this in for my carpal tunnel syndrome
I typed this tagline on a 486 laptop at lunch in a "Rush room."
I typed this tagline, but not with my fingers.
I tld yo, "Nevertouch he flopy disk srface!"
I tld yo, "Nevertouch he flopy disk srface!"
I uhm Buhkweet of Borg: Oo bill be abbimmildated.
I unclog my nose in your direction!
I unclogged the kitchen sink with a vacuum cleaner, Tom said succinctly.
I understand "stressed."  It's "desserts" backwards.
I understand Bob Denver was up for the part  - Joel
I understand cats, men are the mystery!
I understand completely, assuming that's what you meant.
I understand life and the universe.  Cats are beyond me.
I understand life, the universe, and everything.  Cats are beyond me
I understand my duty to protect the Bajoran faith. - Winn
I understand that being playground monitor ain't easy, especially when
I understand that the replicators are down. Kes
I understand that you do "work".
I understand the CHEEZ part, but what the heck is WHIZ???
I understand the answers, but all the questions throw me.
I understand the solution. The problem is the problem
I understand there's a Hooter's on Rigel 7. - Captain Duckman
I understand thieves and killers.  I don't understand _her_. - Odo
I understand this *is* Bolton
I understand we have