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G             bigger grin
G = Guns, PG = Plenty of Guns, PG-13 = More than 12 guns
G M, From The Nice Folks Who Brought Them The Atom Bomb!
G for Get It            (Gee, forget it!)
G is for George, smothered under a rug, H is for Hector, done in by a thug
G is for Ghanhantoa, with his terrible stare
G is for Guinan, she tends Ten Forward's bar
G to [G]oto sysop menu
G'DAY MATE!! Throw anotha' Cat on the Barbie!!
G'Kar My shoes are too tight. - Londo
G'Kar, don't do something we'll both regret. - Capt. Sheridan
G'Kar: 2 hours ago my government declared war on the Centari Republic
G'Kar: After a thousand years the darkness has come again
G'Kar: Delenn is a member of the Gray council
G'Kar: Do you want me to beg, Delenn?
G'Kar: ENOUGH! THIS ENDS! NOW!
G'Kar: G'Kwan spoke of a great war, long ago
G'Kar: I don't know what your pleasure threshold is
G'Kar: I sugest you return home and join the military
G'Kar: If this ever happens again Ivanova will personally rip your lungs
G'Kar: It seemed like a good idea at the time
G'Kar: Just making sure where we stand
G'Kar: Leftover food and medical supplies
G'Kar: Mr Garibaldi, it's a big universe
G'Kar: No one on Babylon 5 is quite what they seem
G'Kar: No ships, no fighters, no cruisers
G'Kar: No, mustn't let them see weakness
G'Kar: One does not risk everything to settle a score prematurely
G'Kar: One more word and you will be part of the excess population
G'Kar: Run out of small children to butcher?
G'Kar: Talia I looked into the darkness, Na'toth
G'Kar: Thank you for the tea, Delenn, and your honesty
G'Kar: The question is do you have the courage to back it up?
G'Kar: The wheel turns, does it not?
G'Kar: There is nothing to mediate, Delenn
G'Kar: There's someone else out there, Na'toth
G'Kar: They have the right to defend themselves
G'Kar: This has to be stopped at the source
G'Kar: Walk beside me, Na'Toth
G'Kar: We are now at war, we are now at war
G'Kar: We will destroy them, or they will destroy us
G'Kar: We've never been in this position before
G'Kar: Weep for the future Na'toth.  Weep for us all
G'Kar: Will you please say something
G'Kar: Would you prefer to be conscious or unconscious during mating
G'Kar: You are not a follower of G'Kwan?
G'Kar: You have made many enemies      Garibaldi: Call it a lifestyle
G'Kar: You just stand there and never say anything
G'Kar: You will do nothing!
G'Kar: You've already made the challenge!
G'Kar: Your time has come and gone.  It's our turn now!
G'Kwan spoke of a great war, long ago - G'Kar
G'Quon spoke of a great war, long ago.--G'Kar
G'day from the City of Elizabeth.
G'day mate!  Throw another cat on the barbie!
G'day mate, throw another aardvark on the barbie!
G'day mate. Shall I throw another cat on the barbie?
G'day, Bruce!
G'day, Bruce! Oh, Hello Bruce! How are you Bruce?
G'day, what are you here as?
G'head!  Tell me what you REALLY want
G'kar, if you were married to Londo Molari, we'd ALL be concerned - Mariel
G'morning, <yawn> Wha' time is ...?  3 A.M.! TO THE INTERNET!
G'vnt should be a last resort, not a first resource.
G'wan, go to sleep. - Mulder
G*d! What a mess this family's in
G*t th*s* trib*les out*of m* ta*-lin* n*w!
G, D & ATH0 %a+! NO CARRIER     ATDT911
G, D & Acquiring Guard Dog.
G, D & CTRL-ALT-DELETING #~... NO CARRIER
G, D & Hoping to heck Scotty has my coordinates!
G, D & Installing C on Computer
G, D & Moving to strike that last statement, your honor.
G, D & Putting on Blindfold & Smoking Cigarette
G, D & Smashing Modem with Rubber Mallet.
G, Reading Love Poetry & Ducking a Lot.
G,D&R           Grinning, Ducking, and Running
G- t- h-ll -ssh-l-  .........buy a vowel! buy a vowel!
G-PHILES:  Text more interesting than a sysop could write alone.
G-SPOT......................................A $1,000 bill
G-SPOT..A $1,000 bill
G-STRING......................Made of cat-gut for violins
G-STRING..Made of cat-gut for violins
G-String : The final chord waiting to be plucked.
G-d created men; Colonel Colt made them equal
G-d does not play dice -> A. Einstien
G-d is REAL, Unless declared as an INTEGER
G-d is not dead.  He is alive and autographing bibles today
G-d is subtle but He is not malicious.
G-d must love stupid people; He made so many of them.
G-d never laughs at my jokes.
G-d said "Let there be cats!" and was promptly ignored.
G-d wants you to THINK... not THUMP!!!
G-d will judge you in the manner in which you judge others.
G-d's last name is not "dammit."
G-d: What one human uses to persecute another.
G-rated pornflick
G-rated sex?  Now that's a different one.  hahaha
G-spot, I'm all the way up to the P-spot!
G. B. Shaw's Golden Rule: "There are no golden rules."
G. Gabrielson noted, 'Try a class in PASCAL!'
G. Gordon Liddy in '96!
G. I. SERIES: Baseball game tween' teams of soldiers
G.B. Shaw's Law: Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach
G.B. Shaw's Law: Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, administrate
G.E.  We bring good things to death. -- Joel Robinson
G.E.  We bring good things to life
G.G. Liddy? I know that name. Something about a felony
G.I. Series (def.) - Army baseball.
G.I. Series - Army baseball.
G.I. Series - Baseball game between teams of soldiers
G.I. Series - baseball game for soldiers
G.I. Series -- Soldiers' baseball game
G.I. Series ... Baseball game between teams of soldiers
G.I. Series....... Ball game between soldiers.
G.I. Series:  A military baseball game
G.I. Series: An Army ballgame
G.I. Series: Army baseball
G.I. Series: Baseball game between soldiers.
G.I. Series: Military baseball game.
G.I. Series: Soldiers ball game.
G.O.D.----- Great Omnipresent Discrepancy
G.T.i. Got Tossers Inside
G.w., never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.
G4: TV FOR GAMERS
G: Tagletter
G: Tagletter
G=Girls. PG=Pretty Girls. PG-13=Pretty Girls over the age of 13.
G=Guns PG=Plenty of Guns PG-13=Over 12 Guns R=aRsenal NC-17= ONE Hole!
G=Guns PG=Plenty of Guns PG-13=Over 12 Guns R=aRsenal NC-17=<than
G=Guns, PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 guns
G=Guns, PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=Over 12 Guns, R=aRsenal, X=Target
G=girls, PG=pretty girls, PG-13=pretty girls over age 13
GA                    Go Ahead (or, 'I'm done, it's your turn to talk')
GABBA GABBA HEY
GAD, a refugee from AUTORACE.....!
GADZOOKS! My JOY knows no BOUNDS!
GAELIC-IRISH:  Nolag mhaith Dhuit Agus Bliain Nua Fe Mhaise
GAELIC-SCOT:  Nollaig Chridheil agus Bliadhna Mhath Ur
GAFF SCHOONER:  _______~|~|\\_________
GAFIA           Get Away From It All
GAFIATE:  Get Away From It All (as in drop out of Fandom)
GAINING MOMENTUM....HAMMER
GALAHAD: American colloquialism for "former sweetheart".
GALILEO: Nevertheless, I still move.
GALLANTRY: To do a perfectly unselfish act for selfish motives.
GALOOB = Greedy Arrogant Loathesome Opportunistic Offensive Bastards!
GAMBLERS do it on a hunch
GAMBLERS do it with a kidde (kitty)
GAME OVER * HIGH SCORE = 6,746,895 * YOUR SCORE = 130
GAME OVER **   HIGHEST SCORE: 245,837,282    YOUR SCORE: 247
GAME WARDENS do it with animal instinct.
GAMERA! But, I don't have any film.
GAMERA! GAMERA! Okay, okay, I'll get the camera!
GAMERS do it by the rules.
GAMES!SEMAG!GAMES!SEMAG!GAMES!SEMAG!GAMES!SEMAG!GAMES!
GANG BANG................................A mass execution
GANG BANG..A mass execution
GANGLAND BBS - Were Dodgin Bullets Around Here
GANGRENE  -n.  The favorite color of a band of hoodlum
GAP: Grade All Projects
GARAGE: Der Hieway Robberung
GARBAGE MEN come once a week.
GARDEN;BOTAN;FLOWER;TREE
GARDENERS do it by trimming your bush.
GARDENERS do it in bed
GARDENERS do it on the bushes
GARDENERS do it twice a year and then mulch it.
GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses.
GARGOYLE: Eases a sore throat.
GARIBALDI! --Ivanova.
GARIBALDI!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Ivanova
GARKIN, YOU ILLCONCEIVED SON OF A WOMBAT! - Aahz
GARY LARSEN - Farther Out Than Ever
GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day.   
GAS: Now with Video LaserDisk Rental Club Conference !
GASP!!! DONALD!!! YOU'RE NAKED!!! - Daisy Duck
GASPATCHIO SOUP! * Rimmer
GATE.GRD found in drive A: (A)bort, (R)UN!, (V)iolent site gag?
GATES:  Proof that pirates can become mega-rich heroes.
GATT - God-Awful Trade Treaty
GAUCHE: Proceeds, as in "How gauche it with you?"
GAWD!  Whutta tagline LEEEEEEEECH!
GAWD!  Whutta tagline LEEEEEEEECH!         SLTS v1.00 
GAY - Good As You
GAY = Got Aids Yet?
GAY ABANDON - Homosexual repellent perfume.
GAY RANCHERO  A cowhand who rides sidesaddle.
GAYS do it better in the end.
GAZPACHO SOUP! -- Rimmer
GAjZYPSfxStM
GB keyboard has no <ESC> key
GB keyboard has no <ESC> key
GBB: Go to Back of Bus
GC> I'm quoting from the World Book, Volume `H'. -- Crow T. Robot
GC> In my book, food should be nutrition and entertainment. * Calvin
GC> NECROCOMEDIAN: The Book of Dead Jokes.
GC> New book, Your own death and how to cope with it.
GC>*bipity, bip*, I had 3 pages of Taglines!! 8-) ...Thanks, Rick!!
GC>tell when the Sysop's out of town.)) `Nuff to drive him & me crazy!
GC: "Kramer!" JS: "Now, THERE's a character."
GC: "So you went for the big E?" CK: "Wet and wild!"
GC: "What were her exact words?" JS: "'I don't like him.'"
GCAR: Get Correct Answer Regardless
GCC 2.0 is to C as SVR4 is to Unix.
GCDPS - Good Collective Destination for Parental Search.
GCR: Generate Confusing Results
GD&R          Grinning, Ducking, and Running
GD&R Grinning, Ducking & Running (@ end of "nasty" message)
GD&RVFVF      Grinning, Ducking and Running, Very Far, Very Fast
GDL Customer Guarantee: "You no longer have a problem."
GDP: Grin Defiantly at Programmer
GDR: Grab Degree and Run
GDW                   Grin, Duck, and Weave
GE Dash 9's.....An ALCo in a tuxedo.
GE999 BBS will take you on a journey to the stars!
GEAR LEVER: Biggensticken fur Kangaroochoppen
GECO.COM failed.  Missing CPU.
GECO: Any smarter and he could be a slug.
GECOWAVE : Black or Blue...Here's one screwed up Wave !
GEDCOM is NOT an executable DOS program such as GED.COM
GEHIRN.SYS corrupted - load TRATSCH.SYS [Y/N]?
GENE POLICE!!  YOU!  Outa the pool!
GENEALOGISTS do it in the library.
GENEALOGISTS: It's 1997: Do you know where YOUR great grandparents are?
GENEALOGY FEVER: A Deadly And Infectious Disease.
GENEALOGY is my hobby. I collect ancestors & descendants. 
GENEALOGY is my hobby. I collect ancestors and their lifes.
GENEALOGY...a haystack full of needles!!!
GENEALOGY:  A haystack full of needles!
GENEALOGY:  Chasing your own tale!
GENEOLOGY - When Barbara Eden visits her OB/GYN.
GENERAL FAILURE  A>bort, R>etry, F>ire
GENERAL FAILURE:  (A)bort (R)etry (F)ire Shotgun?
GENERAL SYSTEM FAILURE! (R)eboot, (R)epair, (R)eplace
GENERALS have something to do with the stars.
GENERIC TAGLINE * I have no imagination!
GENETICISTS do it with sick genes.
GENITAL:   not Jewish
GENITAL: not a Jew
GENITALS .... People of non-Jewish orirgin
GENIUS at work! (he left me in charge 'til he gets back)
GENIUS: Someone who can do anything except earn a living
GENT: GENerate Thesis
GENTLEMAN: one who plays the bagpipes but doesn't!
GEO         - Good Engineering Overlooked
GEOGRAPHERS do it continentally.
GEOGRAPHERS do it everywhere
GEOGRAPHERS do it globally.
GEOLOGISTS are great explorers.   
GEOLOGISTS do it eruptively, with glow, and always smoke after wards.
GEOLOGISTS do it in folded beds
GEOLOGISTS do it to get their rocks off
GEOLOGISTS do it with rocks.
GEOLOGISTS know how to make the bedrock.
GEOMANCERS do it with numbers.
GEOMETERS do it constructively
GEORGE BURNS - Oh, God III! (Just the Understudy Now)
GEORGE BUSH does it in a kinder, gentler way.
GEORGE ORWELL -  -1984-
GEORGE STARK - 1975-1988 - Not a Very Nice Guy.
GEORGE WASHINGTON - He *Doesn't* Lie, Here or Anywhere
GEORGE did it in the Bush.
GEORGE did it with a Bush in hand.
GEORGES SEURAT - Dot's All
GEOS > Windoze > OS/2 (WYSIWYG Evolution)
GEOS - The GUI with all but the appetite for hardware!
GEOS: The ORIGIONAL GUI, (Windoze was #2!!!)
GEOS: The ORIGIONAL GUI, (Windoze was #3 after MAC!!!)
GERALD FORD does it on his face.
GERALDO requires a week!  No, can I?
GERMAN:  Frohliche Weihnachten und ein Glueckliches Neues Jahr
GERRINGONG (NSW) Pioneers; also VIDLER POPPLEWELL BOXSELL families
GERRY NORMANDEAU waits in anticipation as Sommer unsheathes her Claws and
GESTAPO:  Government Enforcement Streamlined To Assist Police Officials
GET  REAL .....
GET A CLUE. Cost. 50 cents!
GET A CLUE. Cost. 50 cents!
GET A HAIRCUT!
GET A LIFE. Cost. 50 cents.
GET DOWN! SHE HAS PMS, AND SHE'S GOT A GUN!!
GET MAIL, FILES, NEWS & BULLETINS! Overnight with GETMAIL
GET OFF ABNORMALLY WITH PCBOARD!
GET OFF MY SHIP * Picard
GET OFF THE DRUGS!... YOU'RE HAVING A FIT!
GET ON THAT GROOVY TRAIN!!!
GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT WATCH! LAY OFF THE POOR BEAVERS! -
GET OUT OF MY CHAIR-Picard
GET READY FOR ACTION!     REX DART: ESKIMO SPY
GET REAL!  Elvis is DEAD!  Accept it!
GET RID OF BUSH!!!!- - - - - shave ur testicles!
GET SLACK!
GET SLACK!
GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!  - - You push and I'll steer
GET THEE GONE, pesky pachyderm.....<hic>
GET YOUR OWN TAGLINE !!
GET YOUR VERSION OF BLUE WAVE TODAY!!!
GET a life?   I'm scared my life's gonna get me!
GETE; Grinning Ear To Ear
GETS A LITTLE BEHIND IN HIS ORDERS
GETTING BEHIND? OFF Top... oh, yes, I see what you mean
GEW{JO}: Go to the End of the World {Jump Off}
GEnie Address  G.EHRICH
GEnie:  Once thought to be magical, now not thought of much at all.
GFD: Go Forth and Divide
GFHM#001>Created by MYRA I FOX and GARY CAPLAN
GFHM#04: Do *not* go into a new echo and ask What do y'all do here?
GFHM#07: Never begin a message with I KNOW this is off-topic... but
GFM: Go Forth and Multiply
GG1, S1, Moguls and Mikados are not rock bands.
GGGde mmi je LSD
GGene Police: Hey YOU! Get out of this pool
GGeorge Custer wore an Arrow shirt
GGood judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement
GGrreeaatt hhoouussee!!  IItt''ss aa ffuull--dduupplleexx
GG|quoting from a song by Niel Young
GHENGIS.COM will conqueror all RAM addresses.
GHOST, n.  The outward and visible sign of an inward fear.
GHOST: Shoreline, as in "I live on the ghost."
GI Joe kills Barbie... News at 15:42:43
GI Series - Baseball series for soldiers
GI: Buying a pair of shoes on sale. BI: Buying a parachute on sale.
GI: Cleaning up litter. BI: Cleaning up kitty litter.
GI: Doing your own yard work. BI: Doing your own dental work.
GI: Dressing for Halloween as a pirate. BI: Dressing as a pinata.
GI: Feeding stray kittens. BI: Feeding stray kittens to a bear.
GI: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. BI: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas.
GI: Give your dog a bath. BI: Have your dog dry-cleaned.
GI: Going skiing in winter. BI: Going skiing in summer.
GI: Having breakfast served in bed. BI: Having tennis balls served.
GI: Kissing a loved one. BI: Kissing a total stranger.
GI: Ordering a chilidog to go. BI: Ordering one that makes you go.
GI: Play catch w/grandfather. BI: Play catch WITH your grandfather.
GI: Playing cops/robbers in park. BI: Playing cops/robbers in bank.
GI: Playing horsey w/little sis. BI: Playing horsey w/Aunt Bertha.
GI: Playing piccolo in marching band BI: Playing piano in marching band
GI: Playing the scales on the piano. BI: Playing the scales on a fish.
GI: Singing Xmas carols. BI: Singing Xmas carols on 4th of July.
GI: Stopping to smell the roses. BI: Stopping to feel the roses.
GI: Taking up bird calling. BI: Taking up buffalo calling.
GI: Tossing penny into fountain. BI: Tossing your cousin Penny in.
GI: Visiting McLean, Virginia. BI: Visiting McLean Stevenson.
GI: Visiting the circus. BI: Having the circus visit you.
GI: Whistling while you work. BI: Whistling while you eat.
GIANNI AGNELLI - Fiat Accompli
GIBB - NOT    Stayin' Alive   like my brothers
GIE: Generate Irreversible Error
GIF - God-awful IBM Format
GIF = General Intellect Fault
GIF at 11!
GIF me !
GIF'S, The GIF That Keeps On GIFFing
GIF, n:         a means of transporting pornographic representations.
GIF: Gee, It's Free - the easiest method for porn distribution
GIFT HUG ..one size fits all and easily returnable
GIFs?  We don't need no steenking GIFs!
GIGANTIC!
GIGO                  Garbage In, Garbage Out
GIGO                  Garbage In, Gospel Out
GIGO = Garbage in, gospel out
GIGO bleech !!!!! - Darkwood
GIRDLE:  A device to keep an un
GIRDLE:  A device to keep an unfortunate situation from spreading.
GIRL PREGNANT - (M)arry (I)gnore (A)bort
GIRL SCOUTS do it with cookies.
GIRL.PCI: Plug and Play, much fun! :-)
GIRLFRIEND [ ]  LUSTING [X]  HAPPY WITH JOB [X]
GIRLS NIGHT OUT....TORONTO
GIRLS WANTED: No experience necessary.
GIRLS to do the dishes.  GIRLS to clean up my room
GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out
GIVE IN TO ME....MICHAEL JACKSON
GIVE ME TOAST OR GIVE ME DEATH!
GIVE UP!!!!
GIVE UP---To let your children run amok.
GIVE generously:  support the hapless victims of network error.
GIVE:  Support the helpless victims of computer error.
GIVE: Support the helpless victims of Tagline Addiction
GIVE: Support the helpless victims of Windows error
GIVE: Support the helpless victims of computer error.
GIWIST                Gee I Wish I'd Said That
GIs did it over here
GIs do it in a war zone
GL:  Geez, Louise!  See GRASP (and watch it and watch it...)
GL: Get Lost
GLACIAL STAGE: Bumpty and Dr. Freezegood
GLAZING: Corporate-speak for sleeping with your eyes open
GLB stands for Gays Lesbians and Bisexuals.
GLC: Generate Lewd Comment
GLG             Goofy Little Grin
GLH Computers -- Looking for parts REPLY to Greg for info
GLITCH: Gremlins Loose In The Computer House
GLLEP!
GLOBAL WARMING! Where are you when we NEED you???
GLOCK 23:  *REAL*  protection for todays needs
GLUTTON: A person who escapes the evils of moderation by committing dyspepsia
GLUTTON: One who digs his own grave with his teeth.
GLV: Ground the Line Voltage
GM Advice: All tavern scenes should end in chaos
GM Advice: Conan the Barbarian cannot safely be translated to RPG
GM Association: Monsters do not kill people. We do
GM has a better idea! Buy a Toyota
GM stands beside their trucks...  But they won't sit in them.
GM's Motto: Never kill a character without first humiliating him.
GM's do it with great imagination.
GM's love a hero.  GM's also love a good joke...Think about it
GM:  Garbage Makers
GM:  Generous Motors
GM: General Mainteneance
GM: General Mistake
GMAC: Got Me Another Car
GMC             Garage Man's Companion
GMC             Gay Mens Car
GMC             Generally Mediocre Cars
GMC             Get More Chicks
GMC             Got More Crap
GMC             Gotta Nechanic comming...
GMC   Garage Man's Companion
GMC   Gay Mens Car
GMC   Generally Mediocre Cars
GMC   Get More Chicks
GMC   Got More Crap
GMC   Gotta Nechanic comming
GMC  - Garage Mechanic's Companion
GMC - Generally Mediocre Cars
GMC: Garage Man's Companion
GMC: Generally Mediocre Cars
GMC: Generate Machine Check
GMC: Get More Chicks
GMC: Got Mechanic Coming
GMC: Got More Crap
GMC: Gotta Mechanic Coming
GMC: Grungy Merchandise
GMCC: Generate Machine Check and Cash
GME: Generate Meaningless Error
GMTA          Great Minds Think Alike
GMs Motto: Never kill a character without first humiliati
GMs don't lie, they just arrange the facts to suit them
GN> Hi I am looking for a list of tags
GN> If anyone has these please send them to me! Thanks! :)
GN> You Know You Are A Pagen Red Neck When
GND: Guess at Next Digit
GNOMES are too short to do it
GNOMES do it with mushrooms.
GNU PROGRAMMERS do it for free and they don't give a damn about look & feel
GNU programmers DO IT for free & don't give a damn about look & feel.
GNU: The opposite of old.
GNet: Open foot, Insert mouth, Echo international
GO 'WAY! You can no have brains! Bruno have them first!
GO AWAY! - PADD message from Bashir to Dax
GO AWAY...No one else will talk to me while you're around
GO BIG RED: Big 8 Champs! Football & Volleyball in '94
GO BIG RED: Football & Volleyball- Going for more in '94
GO BOARDLESS!! -- Simon Peter's School of Surf
GO FAST <----TURN LEFT
GO FAX YOURSELF....(G)
GO FLYERS!!!  KILL THE (fighting) IRISH!!! -- U.Dayton fans
GO Fast...TURN Left...GO Fast...TURN Left...GO Fast
GO HABS GO!!!
GO HOME!  Sorry Commander, it didn't work. - Rick Hunter
GO HOUSTON ROCKETS! ALL THE WAY TO NBA WORLD CHAMPS! GO ROCKETS GO!
GO ILLINI !!
GO MAVERICKS!! and please take the Rangers and Cowboys.
GO NAVY!!!
GO PRI          Send Private Mail
GO SUCK A TRIBBLE!
GO TO HELL - All in Christian love, of course.
GO TO YOUR ROOM!!  That was a horrible tagline!
GO Wolf pack... Go
GO/4 -- Bringing PPL to an all time high in '94!
GO4IT: Go for it!
GOBLET: A young turkey.
GOD   Gang Of Drunks.
GOD   Good Orderly Direction.
GOD = Guardian Of Distress
GOD DON'T DEDUCT DAYS FISHING FROM OUR LIFE**
GOD ERROR #01 -Universe 98% full.  Delete EARTH.SYS (Y/N)
GOD I LOVE BULLSH.....I MEAN BBSING...you light up my life..{SEG}
GOD I hope this rolls over before Savage calls back
GOD IS DEAD, AND NO ONE CARES...--NiN
GOD OF THUNDER: Walk softly and carry a big HAMMER!
GOD STRIKES YOU !!      "What, played already two hours?"
GOD THANKS, THE WAR IS OVER!
GOD TOLD ME is no excuse for stupidity. -- Steve Quarrella
GOD bless the ignorant, weak and self righteous
GOD created MAN...with Mary's approval
GOD gave us FREE WILL to choose....not to be intimidated!
GOD has given me permission to own an assault rifle!
GOD intends to resign - as soon as a replacement can be found.
GOD intends to resign - when a replacement can be found.
GOD is *not* dead!!!  He's merely giving us more time
GOD is REAL - unless defined INTEGER
GOD is Real... unless declared as an Integer
GOD is in control.
GOD is natural. Not supernatural.
GOD keeps you in existance
GOD made Pot, Man made Booze.....Who do you trust?
GOD made man; Winchester made them equal
GOD told me that I'm Napoleon! Liar! I did NOT!!
GOD was so impressed with redheads that he only made a few
GOD!!! You weren't this ugly last night!
GOD!!OHGOD!!OHGOD!!OOOOHHHHHHHHGOOOODDDD!!OH!GOD!OHGOD!
GOD.COM not found. Atheist mode ON
GOD.SYS not found, switching default to SATAN.SYS
GOD.SYS not found. Use (W)ICCA.SYS?
GOD:  "What more do you expect? She's only made from a man's rib!"
GOD: "Let there be light!" (bartender gives him a BUD)
GODISEVERYWHERE
GODISNOWHERE
GODZONE : Godzilla's birthplace?
GOE, Antwerp
GOINING ACLUB APPLICATION  FROM
GOLDEN RULE OF ARTS & SCIENCES - Whoever has the gold makes the
GOLDEN RULE OF ARTS & SCIENCES - Whoever has the gold makes the
GOLDEN SHOWERS.....What rich people have in their bathrooms
GOLDIE - TIMELESS - SAINT ANGLE
GOLDILOCKS - *This* Casket is Juuuuust Right
GOLF PLAYERS always sink their putts.
GOLF: - Got Another Little Friend
GOLF: The Colection: Compiled by Chris Freeh
GOLFER - Yells "Fore!", takes Five, writes down Three.
GOLFERS do it in 18 holes
GOLFERS get teed off.
GOLFERS get teed off. Golf Tip #17: To get more distance, smack the ball and run backwards.
GOLFERS swing a stiff shaft.
GOMER PYLE - The Marine Corpse
GONAD........A mythical barbarian created by R. E. Howard
GONE CHOPIN - BE BACH IN A MINUTE
GONE TOO SOON....MICHAEL JACKSON
GONE! <but never forgotten!>
GONSNO: on an 85 Jeep CJ-7.
GOOD Female programr's turn men's software into HARDWARE!
GOOD GIRLS GOES TO HEAVEN, BAD GIRLS GOES EVERYWHERE....MEAT
GOOD GOES !!!
GOOD GRAVY, WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?
GOOD GRAVY, WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON? -- Calvin
GOOD HEAVENS! IT WORKS! -The Tick
GOOD HEAVENS, Whew, For A MOMENT there It Was All Starting To Make
GOOD HUMOR IS THE HEALTH OF THE SOUL, SADNESS THE POISON
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR CRUSADE.  Send me a report when you're done
GOOD MAN/GOOD WOMAN....BONNIE RAITT
GOOD MORNING!  Have you dropped your soap lately?
GOOD MORNING!: An opinion - not a greeting.
GOOD SHOT, KURT!
GOOD THING ABOUT A SHORT MEMORY - You forget your worries.
GOOD THING ABOUT A SHORT MEMORY - You make new friends everyday.
GOOD TO GO....HAMMER
GOOD friends are your CHOSEN family!!!!
GOOD twins? This could stink. --Earthworm Jim's Evil Twin
GOOD! ... Get *RID* of them! <LOL!!!>
GOOD, adj.  Sensible, madam, to the worth of this present writer.
GOOD-NIGHT, everybody ... Now I have to go administer FIRST-AID to my pet LEISURE SUIT!!
GOOD: Goofy Obnoxious Outrageous Dude
GOOD: your  daughter's on the Pill;BAD:she's  13;WORSE: ..months!
GOOD:Nobody saw me steal the latinum. - BAD:Argh! Odo IS the latinum!
GOP '96: Lies made, lies exposed!
GOP Christmas card:   Season's Greedings!
GOP National Convention:  Day of the Jackals
GOP=Genuinely Obfuscated Pygmies
GOP?  Yes, you are excused.
GORBACHEX:   Russian breakfast cereal
GORBACHEX: Popular Russian Breakfast cereal
GORE = Gennifer's Only Remaining Enterprise
GORE = Great Oddball Regulating Everything
GORE = Greatly Oriented to Radical Ecology
GORGE(n): eat well
GORO: Forwarned is four armed.
GORS: GO Real Slow
GORT!  Klaatu...Barrada...Nihto
GOSH DARN THEM ALL TO HECK! - EWJ
GOSH...an ordinary egg beater...how fortutitous...- Peter Puppy
GOSSIP:  Good memory with a tongue hung in the middle of it.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage
GOSSIP: Good memory with a tongue hung in the middle of it.
GOSSIP: The more interesting, the less likely to be true.
GOSUB = Avoid and then crash
GOSUB:coffee; work;RETURN:
GOT ANY COMPLAINTS?  CALL 1-800-WAA-AAAA
GOT-YOU activates Jul - Dec
GOTCHA, Vedek Sloy. And your little dog, too.--Sisko
GOTO 10       ' This line should mess up offline mail readers.
GOTO, GOING TO, GONE TO - Borg subroutines
GOURMET3 via ISDN - if you have THE NEED 4 SPEED. ;-)
GOUT, n.  A physician's name for the rheumatism of a rich patient.
GOVERN.SYS corrupted;  reboot the suckers out? (Y/N)
GOVERNMENT DENIES KNOWLEDGE
GOVERNMENT'S LAW:  There is an exception to all laws.
GOVERNMENT.SYS Corrupted:  Re-boot London (Y/n)?
GOVERNMENT.SYS Corrupted:  Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/n)?
GOVERNMENT.SYS corrupt. Reboot President? (Y/N/Q)
GOVERNMENT.SYS corrupted.  Reboot Bill of Rights? (Y/n)
GOVERNMENT.SYS corrupted.  Reboot Constitution? (Y/n)
GOVMENT.SYS corrupted - hold General Election (Y/n)?
GOVT.SYS corrupt - (R)ecall, (R)ebel, (E)ject.
GOVT.SYS corrupt.  Reboot President? (Yes/No/Conspire to Assasinate)
GOVT.SYS corrupt: (A)ssasinate, (R)ebel, (I)mpeach?
GP Key Available On Request
GP Key Available On Request -DOWNLOAD NOW FROM STU ONLINE!-
GP fault at 0009:0483 - Operator halted!
GP>  JC> Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs
GP> WD> KF> JP> MM> BG> JH> MF> stop quoting this.
GPCR: Generate Petty Cache Request
GPF - the Microsoft Award for Programming Excellence
GPL<sigh> - WildCat!, Tomcat!, VIEW-cat, BiCats!
GPS: Global prosimian system
GR 8          Great
GR>
GR82CU! HST nix ? M8 nix! CUL8ER!
GR8LAKE: Great Lake(s).
GR8SPCL: Great Specials.
GR8T          Great
GR: Get Real
GRACE - God's Redemption At Christ's Expense
GRACE = God's Riches At Christ's Expense
GRADUATE:  Klingon Warrior Academy.
GRADUATES do it by degrees
GRADUTE: Klingon Warrior Academy.
GRAFFITO: "Do you like heavy reading? Read the bathroom scale."
GRAFITTI IS COOL
GRAMMAR POLICE AT WORK - CLEANING UP THE LANGUAGE
GRAMMARIANS do it in conjunction.
GRAMMARIANS do it with clause.
GRAMMARIANS do it with punctuation.
GRANDMA: I enjoy going to bed and getting up with the chickens, don't you? SALLY: No, I prefer to sleep in my own bed
GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right
GRANITE: Cede or give, as in "Granite to us, O Lord.."
GRAPHICS:  Pictures that aren't pornographic; rare on some systems.
GRASP:  What you want to do to the models in this "movie" format.
GRAVE DIGGERS do it with shovels.
GRAVEDIGGERS die to do it
GRAVITY - not just a good idea... IT'S THE LAW!
GRAVITY:  Not just a good idea--it's the LAW!
GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY (#7):  April 2, 1751
GREEK:  Kala Khristougena kai Eftikhes to Neon Ethos
GREEKS do it with their brothers and sisters.
GREETING      : How the f**k are you?
GREM: Generate Random Error Message
GREP: Global Ruin, Expiration, and Purgation
GRER'S THIRD LAW: A computer program does what you tell it to, not what you want it to
GRETA GARBO - Alone at Last
GREYHOUND DRIVERS do it with fewer stops.
GRIME:  An act of breaking the law.
GRIN ,,, It makes "them" wonder!!!
GRMC: Generate Rubber Machine Check
GRMC: Generate Rubber Machine Check
GROAN....GROAN.....BARF......SPLAT.......GAG......THUMP
GROG!
GROK-As in "I GROK" means thorough understanding.
GROK; As in "I GROK" = thorough understanding.(From Heinlin)
GROOVY! Would you believe I meant to do that? Not a chance, Big Fella
GROOify America!  Vote GROO and crew in '96!
GROWING OLD is Mandatory: GROWING UP is Optional.
GROWL the SNORT GRUMBLE possessed GRRRRRR bbs ROOAARRR!
GROWL!  Sheesh...remind me never to lick in the wrong direction!
GROWL! The SNORT! GRUMBLE! possessed GRRRRRR! bbs ROOAARRR!
GRRR! Child-proof cap! Impossible! - Dinosaur Neal  [The Tick]
GRUNT: Ground Replacement, Usually Not Trained
GS Connection BBS (207)799-9080 300-2400 baud;Open 24 hrs
GS: Get Strange
GSB: Gulp and Store Bytes
GSI: Garble Subsequent Instruction
GSI: Generate Spurious Interrupts
GSNDHT: Gesundheit, on an Isuzu.
GST - Go South Turkey! Shop in the States!
GST = Going South Tax.
GST = Government Stupidty Tax. [Gen Service Tax]
GST- Government Screwing Taxpayers
GST: Going South Tax.
GST=Giant Silent Thumbscrews.
GST=Go Slowly Troppo.
GSU: Geometric Shift Up
GSZ - What DSZ shoulda been all along
GT Sysops have 1 thing in common! "P&MS"
GTE, your bill isn't as hard to get as your repairman!
GTFOH                 Get The F* Outta Here
GTIFCIHTKSO:  Good Thing It's Friday Cos I'd Have To Kill Someone Otherwise
GTJ: Go To Jail
GTPN RIME FIDO GENIE UUCP
GTRM =  Going To Read Mail
GUARANTEED:  All bugs out of Windoze.  By 2095, of course.
GUARDING THE DOOR: SERGEANT AT ARMS(l)
GUELPH:  The sound a dog makes when it throws up
GUESS! -- The Brain
GUI (n) A set of pretty pictures to amuse the illiterate
GUI (n): Generic Useless Interface
GUI (n): Generic Useless Interface - used on a computer
GUI - Gorin's Unique Interface? Win without the Doze!
GUI is good, but console better
GUI is sort of like "icky".
GUI's, We have to use those extra Mhz's somehow!
GUI:  Generally Useless Interface
GUI:  Grab the User In-the-face
GUI: A set of pretty pictures to amuse illiterates.
GUI: Fastest way to make a 386 run like an XT
GUI: Ghastly Unusable Interface.
GUI: Gross Undesired Interface
GUI: Hardware vendor's greatest sales rep.
GUI:A set of pretty pictures to entertain the illiterate
GUI?  Don't step in it!  (Unless it's Windows)
GUI? Don't step in it!
GUI? FUI! DOS prompt forever!
GUI? Point and click? Drag and drop? Always been on a Mac!
GUIDANCE FAILURE ON LOVE MISSILE F1-11
GUIDO.SYS:  A driver you can count on when times are bad.
GUILT---A major occupational hazard of motherhood.
GUINNESS gives you strength!
GUITAR PLAYERS (LEFT HANDED) do it strung upside down.
GUITAR PLAYERS do it with a G-string.
GUITAR PLAYERS fret about it.
GUITAR PLAYERS had their licks.
GUITAR PLAYERS have their pick
GUITARISTS strum it with their pick.
GUIs:  We have to use those extra cycles somehow!
GUMBAH - Tom's super hero
GUMPS: Because landing is like a box of chocolates
GUN CONTROL means "Hitting what you aim at!"
GUN CONTROL(n): a steady two-handed grip
GUN CONTROL......the ability to hit what you aim at!
GUN CONTROL...it's not about GUNS, it's about CONTROL!
GUN CONTROL:  PROTECT CRIMINALS FROM WORK-RELATED INJURY.
GUN CONTROL:  Protect criminals from work related injuries!
GUN CONTROL: 6 Shots;  6 Hits
GUN CONTROL: Holdin' it steady with both hands
GUN CONTROL: Protect criminals from work related injuries!
GUN CONTROL: The ability to hit what you aim at.
GUN CONTROL: Use two hands, aim carefully, hit target!
GUN CONTROL: Use two hands, aim carefully, squeeeeze
GUN CONTROL: Using Both Hands.
GUN CONTROL:It's not about GUNS or CRIME, But CONTROL!
GUN LAWS: poor substitutes for personal responsibility
GUN(n): the perfect solution to that cat-box odor problem
GUN: A simple tool for transporting lead to a far off place!
GUN: A simple tool that can make holes.....way on out there!
GUNBUSTAAA!
GUNS DO NOT KILL PEOPLE DO
GUNSHOWS - that's where you'll find real Patriots!
GURU (n) One who knows more jargon than you
GURU MEDITATION ERROR:  (A)bort (R)etry (O)mmmm
GURU MEDITATION: #00000000.00C0FFEE - CAFFEINE NOT FOUND
GURU-(noun) Great Understanding, Relatively Useless
GURU:  One who knows more jargon than you
GURU: the guy who told your advisor how to screw up
GUS what I've got ?!
GUT-SEE: on a Porsche 911 Turbo.
GUTS - Telling the moderator he's off topic
GUTS: Putting the name "MODERATOR" in your TWIT filter.
GUYS: No Shirt, No Service....GALS: No Shirt, No Charge.
GWBush spent your social security on his war.
GWBush's 'Signing Statements' are a substitute for a Presidential Veto! 
GYMNASTS do it with grace
GYMNASTS do it with grace
GYMNASTS do it with grace
GYMNASTS mount and dismount the best.   
GYMNASTS mount and dismount well.
GYMNASTS perform floor exercises.
GYMNISTS mount and dismount well.
GYNEACOLOGISTS mostly sniff, watch and finger
GYNECOLOGY TAG: "Dr. Norris at your cervix."
GYPSY DWARF ESCAPES JAIL: Small Medium at Large...
GYROPED - A kid who cannot resist spinning around on a diner stool.
GYSAKYAG (Grab Your Socks And Kiss Your A** Good-bye)
GZK is HAL's first born son.
G_C_U Trek:  The Text Generation
GaGH ?!?! .. in the Warp Nacelles ?!?! B'Ellana !!! - Janeway
Gaack is always best when served live
Gaakk..it's not just for breakfast anymore!
Gabar? Zsa Zsa or Eva? - Tom on ape's name
Gabba gabba hey!   Ramones 
Gabba gabba hey! Gabba gabba hey! Gabba gabba hey!
Gabledygook - Any phrase rendered unintelligible by Clark Gable
Gabriel, have you ever seen `The Seven Samurai'? -- The Crow
Gack! She had that pinned to her tongue-Tom on clothespin
Gack..!  Just try an' find a tagline when ya need one..!
Gadding about the desert in his cute little sarong - Joel
Gads!  You want me to *think*?
Gads! He's giving us the slip! - Tick, sliding on Breadmaster's butter
Gadzoooks!!  I've been drafted !!!
Gadzoooks!!  I've been drafted !!!...   NOOT!!
Gaelfriend: your irish companion
Gaelic - What you speak after drinking too much Scotch!
Gafap: The lid on take-out coffee.
Gaffa tape is like the force; It has a light side and a dark side.
Gag Sen. Helms...STOP ART CENSORSHIP
Gag me with a pitchfork !
Gag me with a spoon !
Gag me with a spoon!- Fac me cocleario vomere!
Gag!  Choke!  Cough! Sputter!  Duhh!
Gag...choke...spit!  Hoppes sure smells better than it tastes!
Gagbag - Little lined sack in the airline seat pouch in front of you
Gagh -- it's not just for breakfast anymore!
Gagh is best eaten live
Gagh is best when eaten alive. -- anonymous Klingon
Gagh, gagh, gagh, gagh... lovely gagh, wonderful gagh!
Gagh.  It's not just for breakfast anymore!
Gagh...breakfast of champions!
Gagh: It isn't just for breakfast anymore.
Gah! Color! --Cerebus the Aardvark
Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union. - Stalin
Gaila? The one with the moon?
Gain lot of Priority Points. Recycle all your ships
Gajan Kristnaskon kaj Felican Novan Jaron --Esperanto
Gal 6:9 And let us not be weary in well doing
Gal Excuse #12: Borrowing clothing and finding them baggy
Gal Excuse #4:Taking revenge for a slight facial scratch
Gal Excuse #5: Bouncing around in slow motion!
Gal with no arms and legs on a music stand? Carol
Galactic Conquest Or Bust - The Borg
Galactic Conquest or bust. - Borg bumper sticker
Galactic Conquest or bust. -- Borg
Galactic Dept. of Weights & Measures: Take us to your Liter!
Galactic Hitch Hiker.
Galactic Intelligence Test #1.  Avoid contact with humans
Galacticomm is a Major mistake
Galaxy Class Starship: For Sale or take over payments.
Galaxy*Yamato*Enterprise*Odyssey*Venture*Dixon
Galbraith's Law of Political Wisdom: Anyone who says he is not going to resign,
Galbraith's Law of Political Wisdom: Anyone who says he is not going to resign, four times, definitely will
Gale winds, Ceiling Fans, Fuses, Mrs. Fliess, Politicians
Gale winds, Fuses, H. Fliess, Politicians, M. Jackson.
Galen BBS "Home of the World Famous Wits End"
Galileo and Copernicus were wrong.  The world revolves around ME.
Galileo was wrong.  The world revolves around ME
Galileo's head was on the block....
Galileo:  Condemned in 1633.  Pardoned 359 years later.  About time!!
Gall a Roman in a moral lag.  The Palindromic Pig
Gall will get you farther than talent
Galladnium's Fantastic Technology - By West End Games
Gallagher "Why do they call it fast when it goes so slow?"
Gallagher has the answer to every question. SLEDGE-O-MATIC
Gallant: the opposite sex to buoyant!
Gallfriend: gall bladder envy
Gallifrey? Is that in Ireland?
Gallium - a measure of liquid
Galloping around the cosmos is a game for the young * Kirk
Gallstone surgeons - Little Rock, AR
Gallstone  For evaluating medical diagnostic expert systems
Gallup Poll: Kim 3%, Jean 2%, Audrey .5% Anyone else: 94.5%
Galoob Sucks huh huh huh huh
Galoob and dynamite DO mix!
Gambit! You energized the basketball... You dirty rotten son of a
Gambled at work, lost my awl.
Gamblers DO IT by chance
Gamblers DO IT on a hunch.
Gamblers DO IT with a kidde (kitty).
Gamblers do it by chance.
Gamblers do it by the book
Gamblers do it on a hunch.
Gamblers do it with a kidde (kitty).
Gamblers take heart! Capital gains tax is over.
Gambling is a disease of barbarians superficially civilized.
Gambling is a method of getting nothing for something
Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich
Gambling, n. - The sure-fire way of getting nothing for something
Gambling: Fast Money.
Gambling: Monty Carlos
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
Gambling: by Monty Carlos
Gambling: fast way to throw money away.
Game Blaster is NOT Adlib compatible.
Game Game Game Eat Game Game Game Sleep Game Game Game
Game Laws for 1917 - By G.A. Lawyer
Game Master (Maybe too old of one)
Game machines have made the biggest advancements.
Game of chance?  Not the way I play it, no. - WC Fields
Game of chance? Not the way I play it.
Game on!
Game over man! Game over! -- Private Hudson
Game over! Game over man, we just ran out of munchies!
Game over, boys! - Mr Flibble
Game over, maaaaaaaaan!
Game over, man!  Game over! -Hudson
Game over, man! - Aliens
Game over, man! GAME OVER!!!
Game over.  Ship exploded due to pepperoni flung into exhaust pipe.
Game point--nobody wins... <Queensryche>
Game show hosts DO IT for what's in the box
Game show hosts do it behind Door #3.
Game show hosts do it for what's in the box.
Game: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego's luggage?
Game? Did someone say game?  -Q
Gamer's Prime Directive: If it moves, shoot it
Gamera can do the hootchy koo! - Tom sings
Gamera is a great guy....BUT DON'T CROSS HIM!
Gamera is dancing go-go! - Mike as Kenny from Gamera
Gamera is really neat! Gamera is full of meat! We believe
Gamera is really neat, Gamera is filled with meat
Gamera is really neat, Gamera is full of meat!
Gamera is really neat, Gamera is full of meat, we believe in Gamera!
Gamera is really neat, Gamera is turtle meat, we love Gamera!
Gamera is really neat.  He is full of turtle meat.
Gamera is the friend of all children. <CHOMP!>
Gamera shakes his tail at a Ginzu-Bistro - Tom sings jazz
Gamera! Gamera! Let's just get it over with! - Bots sing
Gamera's enchantment still grows - Mike as lounge singer
Gamera's enchantment still grows...  Mike Nelson
Gamera's really neat!  Gamera's full of meat!  We love Gamera!
Gamera, hey!  Oh you Gamera, hey!  Dig it... -- Tom Servo
Gamera, hey! Oh you Gamera, hey! Dig it - Tom jazz theme
Gamera, you're complete baby! You're full of meat - Tom
Gamers DO IT by the rules
Gamers checklist: Sword, armor, shield, loaded dice
Games don't kill productivity, people do
Games would be so much easier without players
Games?  Did someone say 'games?' - Q
Gameshow host: "And that's another 100 points for God!"
Gamp - A rack of damp pantyhose drying in the shower stall
Gan canny noo!
Gandalf AFB, Texas: we develop PROPER Flying Hobbits!
Gandhi's Influence On Al Bundy
Gang Banging?  Isn't that what they do when they shoot ea
Gang Leader: Mine's gettin' kinda old.   Crow: Sorry to hear that.
Gang home, aBlo weil man jeden Morgen einen Kater hat, ist man noch lange nicht tierlieb
Gang:  Poorly financed football teams.
Ganger's daughter, But she knew the fettlers length
Gangs don't kill people with legally purchased guns.
Gangs of chain wielding priests.  Next on Geraldo. -- Tom Servo
Gangway!: Hedda Steam
Gangway...Any street in Los Angeles.
Gangway:  On boarding ship, the point of no return.
Ganja-o-meter   _______\I/_________________>
Garage                Der Heiway Robberung
Garage downloaded Assemblurs code tutorials from The Ex-Garage BBS
Garage the tractor then attack her
Garagemans daughter, but she didnt like the smell of benzole!
Garak has to tuck a frill, Dr. Bashir wants to
Garak made me do it!
Garak whispered it to me,.....so it MUST be true!
Garak's Clothiers - Phaser burn repairs my speciality!
Garak's dead Jim.  Plain, simple, dead.
Garak/Bashir lunches; Garak/Odo breakfasts; next: Garak/Kira dinners?
Garand!  Ain't it Grand!
Garanteed Zero Defekts and Errers!
Garbage In -- Gospel Out.
Garbage In, Gospel Out
Garbage disposal gods need offerings of spoons sometimes
Garbage in, Gospel out.
Garbage in, reality out
Garbage in...  Garbage out...  In Tiny Tafels too
Garbagemen come once a week.
Garble Resistant Tagline >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Garcia wrote music
Garcon!  Take this grenade to the chef...quickly, please.
Garcon! Take this grenade to the Chef @F, very quickly, please
Garcon! Take this grenade to the chef - very quickly!
Garcon! Three glasses of water. Make them doubles
Garcon! Three glasses of water. Make them doubles. <The Doctor>
Garden: Dirt and crap that will be dead.
Garden: Rows of vegatables to keep the weeds apart.
Garden: Rows of vegetables to keep t
Garden: Rows of vegetables to keep the weeds apart.
Gardeners DO IT by trimming your bush
Gardeners DO IT in bed.
Gardeners DO IT on their knees
Gardeners are prone to sod-den decisions!
Gardeners believe in plant parenthood.
Gardeners do it in bed.
Gardeners do it in raised beds
Gardeners do it in the bush.
Gardeners do it on their knees.
Gardeners have 50 foot hoses.
Gardeners know all the best dirt!
Gardening With The Ex-President  - By Rose Bush
Gardening is a combination of war and sport. - Andre Maurois
Gardening is mans effort to improve his lot.
Gardening law:  You get the most of what you need least.
Gardening requires water, mostly in the form of perspiration
Gardening with Bill Clinton.....From weed to flowers.
Gardening with Bill Clinton:  From Weed to Flowers.
Gardening with Bill Clinton: From Grass to Flowers
Gardening with Bill Clinton: From Weed to Flowers.
Gardening:  A labor that begins with daybreak and ends with backbreak.
Gardian Knot - A tangled garden hose
Gardnerians do it with scourges
Gardners' Hell:  Nothing grows there except weeds...and Zucchini.
Garek, I'm a doctor, not a
Garek: May I show you some of out latest fashions?
Garfield's Eating Tip: Never eat anything that's on fire.
Garfield's Eating Tip: Only snack between meals.
Garfield, what are you going to do today? DO? You're a funny guy.
Garfield: Cute rots the Intellect
Gargantua Blargg and Flamer Guy are free of the curse!
Gargle twice daily - see if your neck leaks.
Gargling is a good way to see if your neck leaks
Gargling twice daily is a good way to see if your neck leaks.
Gargling... passed from father to son as oral tradition!
Gargoyle-n., an olive-flavored mouthwash
Garibaldi ... is ranked a Chief Warrant Officer.
Garibaldi Is it Babylon 5 or Babble On 5?
Garibaldi had a BFG!
Garibaldi to Security: major 4-15 at the casino
Garibaldi to security.  Major 415 in Casino <smack> - Garibaldi
Garibaldi! You're a dead man! --Ivanova.
Garibaldi's taking it pretty hard
Garibaldi's taking it pretty hard. - Ivanova
Garibaldi, See dis? Duzn't do anythin' stupid.  Cheeeiit.  Sheridan, See
Garibaldi, for a security slug, you are a lousy liar. - Dodger
Garibaldi, it's time to feed the Vorlon
Garibaldi, there are days I'm glad I don't have to think the way you do!
Garibaldi, you're a dead man! --Ivanova.
Garibaldi: "Don't do anything stupid."  Sheridan: "Too late."
Garibaldi: I can show you my favorite thing in the universe
Garibaldi: Ok, ok, my second favorite thing [in the universe]
Garibaldi: You ask me-the universe is going to hell in a handbasket
Garlic gum is not funny
Garlic gum is not funny - Bart Simpson's lines
Garlic gum is not funny - Bart Simpson/Episode 7G13
Garlic gum is not funny -Bart
Garlic gum is not funny  Bart on the blackboard
Garlic gum is not funny.
Garlic gum is not funny. - Bart Simpson
Garlic gum is not funny. - Bart's Board
Garlic has been elevated to the status of "entire food group" here.
Garlic is good for you!
Garlic is good for you!...unless you're a vampire
Garlic is the catsup of intellectuals.
Garlic is to salad what insanity is to art.
Garlic keeps vampires away...unless they're Italian.
Garlic makes Barney especially tasty. - Huntress
Garlic roll, Barnabas?   Garlic? Aieeeee!!
Garlic?  Mama mia!  Have you got the wrong vampire!
Garlic?! Here, have a Life-Saver! - Wakko
Garlic?!? Mama mia! You gotta da wrong vampire!
Garlicks tho' used by the French, are better for medicine than cookery
Garmites:  Clothing that fits well in the store but shrinks on the way home.
Garnish with beak.
Garou Shall Not Mate With Garou.
Garrick Utley in Allie Sheedy's Frankenstein - Tom
Garry Baker - Conference Sysop - Black Gold BBS
Garry Baker - Penny's Assistant
Garry Baker - Temporary Conference Host
Garry Baker, Moderator, Star Trek Conference
Garry Trudeau for President!
Garth of Borg - Friends in low places are irrelevant
Gary :I hope you'll like these
Gary Bettman sucks!!!
Gary Caplan
Gary Caplan - Baltimore, Maryland (USA)
Gary Caplan caught searching for the U.F.O. that left him here!
Gary Caplan deserves more credit than he received.
Gary Caplan has been caught stealing taglines again
Gary Caplan's a sheep in sheep's clothing.
Gary Caplan's clock doesn't have all its numbers
Gary Caplan's friends' dream = a Moderator's nightmare.
Gary Caplan, I said I was Sorry!.. Don't Delete^*%*&****NO CARRIER
Gary Hart's biggest mistake was not getting Teddy Kennedy to drive Donna Rice home
Gary Hart:  living proof that you *can* screw your brains
Gary Hull only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
Gary L. Anderson, Congressman (N.Y.), was an Eagle Scout.
Gary Larson for President
Gary Larson writes the best taglines, but humans need pictures.
Gary Numan, 'cause sometimes ya just feel like cheese.
Gary Pearse mail-bombed Mat's crap Creations and thought 'Do you
Gary Pearse typed 'Delete #? ALL' in DOS at Avenger and thought
Gary Pellitier #2 - 1994 Riverside Park Speedway Late Model Champion
Gary Trudeau for President!
Gary and his TagXPro are my best *Tagline* hope ;-)
Gary doesn't need a Life; he has TAGLINES!
Gary has no Elvis in him at all.
Gary knows *things* about *stuff*!!.
Gary must be home. The modem is still warm.
Gary say: Gary shorter word than Confucius. More room for Tagline.
Gary say: Man who send Taglines sad if Taglines not *S*W*I*P*E*D*!
Gary say: Mention sex in Tagline. Always catch attention!
Gary say: Tagline like *sex* and ZIP file. Can be used over & over!
Gary say: Time for answering messages should = Time for Taglines. :-)
Gary was caught searching for the U.F.O. that left him here!
Gary! Wake up! You're late for your show -Crow to Collins
Gary's Gourmet Taglines: All about Snake, Possum And Mole {SPAM}
Gary's Gourmet Taglines: Best and Freshest Every Day!
Gary's Tagcrafters: Taglines repaired in about an hour.
Gary's cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Gary's measuring quotes to see if they will make Taglines.- Myra Fox
Gary, HELP!!!
Gary, I said I was Sorry!.. Don't Delete^*%*&****NO CARRIER
Gary, Melody...Time to eat!
Gary, does any really listen to you on this? <GFETE>
Gary, it looks like you've leapt into a tagline!.
Gary, you forgot the bloomin' TAGLINE
Gary, you must get a grip on yourself. (WHERE, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!)
Gary, you'd better not think about swiping this tagline!
Gary, you're not *that* blind, are you?
Garon! Take this grenade to the chef - very quickly, please
Gas Mask must be worn within 50 foot radius of this message.
Gas Smell Diverts Flight, But It Was Just Passenger's Pants
Gas all decks but this one! - Kirk
Gas and alcohol do mix! The taste isn't too hot though!
Gas and match make kitty go "WOOF"!
Gas grenades... Don't talk to me about gas grenades. -- Recoil
Gas mask must be worn within 50-foot radius of this message
Gas smells awful;
Gas station attendants  pump all day.
Gas station jokes? -- Mike Nelson
Gas up eat beans
Gas, Grass or Ass -- Nobody Rides for Free
Gasoline & clown white, all over the road! - Crow
Gasoline and Alcohol DO mix - but it tastes awful!
Gasoline and a match make Kitty go "Whooooooofff!"
Gasoline and a match make Kitty go Woof!
Gasoline and a match make Kitty say "Whoooooffff!"
Gasoline and a match really can make a cat go WHOOOOFFF!
Gasoline engine, diesel fuel.
Gasoline prices are inversely proportional to your gas gauge
Gasp, someone else got thru the busy signal!
Gastidious: Removing gas cap so not to get gas on your hands.
Gastro Enteritis: a gut feeling that you press enter here
Gastrointestinal Distress by A. Moeba.
Gastronomic, adj. - Of or pertaining to the production of gas
Gate gate paragate parasamagate bodhi svaha
Gateman sees name, garageman sees name tag.
Gates : 1 inadequate man. 1 inadequate vision. Many inadequate products.
Gates are down, Lights are flashing, Train's not coming
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
Gates change a lightbulb?  He doesn't.  He declares dark the standard.
Gates is the Antichrist: Wait till Windows 666 comes out!
Gates is the Great Satan. I hate Microsoft. Bill Gates is the Great
Gates of Borg:  "All your money will be assimilated."
Gates of Borg:  "Anti-trust laws are irrelevant."
Gates of Borg:  "Resistance is futile.  You WILL use Windows 95."
Gates of Borg:  "You will be assimilated in '94...no, '95...'96?"
Gates of Borg: Law is irrelevant. OEMs will be assimilated
Gates of Borg: OEMs will be assimilated
Gates to divorce!  Wife refuses to do Windows
Gates' wedding -billed as MSWedding v.1.0
Gates' wedding is called MSWedding v.1.0
Gates's girlfriend discovers why he's called "Mr MicroSoft"
Gates: 640k are enough for anybody !
Gates: 640k should be enough for everybody
Gateses to divorce!  Wife refuses to do Windows
Gateses to divorce!  Wife won't do Windows
Gateways suck..... I'm agin 'em
Gather 'round like cattle and ye shall be herd.
Gather around you little twits !  It's Howdy Doody Time !
Gather me to you and make me whole,
Gather round like sheep and ye shall be herd.
Gather ye taglines while you may
Gather your moss before you roll stones.
Gathered fruits do not make a part of the house
Gator mah foot! That there's an honest tah'gawd Everglade dragon, son.
Gators makeum good Suit cases. GO FSU!!!
Gattuso's Extension: Nothing is ever so bad that it can't get worse.
Gaucho - The Marx Brothers' South American cousin
Gaudeamus ligitur: Thank goodness the rope held.
Gaurd the gaurds, rub the rubbers, peck the peckers, hoot
Gautama Buddha wrote: "Brahmins stink." But later he revised it.
Gauzepressions - The gray sticky outline left behind by a
Gave myself a hot foot - Mike after hazing himself
Gave myself a hot foot... -- Mike Nelson
Gave up booze, sex and drugs it was the worst 20 mins of my life!
Gave up my  favorite  diner.  Am now eating at  the  "Y"
Gave up my soul.... I pissed it all away
Gave up on a happy medium, settled for a reasonably contented X-large.
Gave up trying to figure it out,my head got lost along the way - NIN
Gavel doesn't quite hit the bench.
Gaw, it's depressing in here, isn't it?
Gawd I love blondes.  NOT!
Gawd I'm such a messaging whore!
Gawd! I HATE Edmonton!
Gawd, I love blondes!
Gawddammed aliens!!! Get your ship off my wheat field!!!
Gawkgauging - Looking into the cockpit of an airplane as you board
Gay Bar, n. - Where men are men, and so are half the women
Gay Bar, n. - Where the women are strong and the men are cute
Gay Borg: "We are Borg, prepare to be redecorated."
Gay Christian or Christian Gay?
Gay Chromosome (The), - The X is really a Y, but it's in drag
Gay Dentist:  Tooth fairy.
Gay Female Spies:  Lesbianage.
Gay Lingo: To "Come out of the closet" is to proclaim that you are gay.
Gay Lingo: To be "Outed" is to have another proclaim that you are gay.
Gay Men Named Spike
Gay Nude BBSing -- next on Geraldo!
Gay Paladins who abuse Laying on Hands, on the next....
Gay Pickup Line- Mind if I push in your stool for you??
Gay Poker: queens are wild & Straights don't count!
Gay Powerded Toast Man: "If you ask me, that guy's Toaster-terrific!"
Gay Rejection Line- Not tonight dear I have a hemroid.
Gay Rush Limbaugh: spread homophobia among gays!
Gay Whales Against the Bomb!
Gay and Christian?  Isn't Grace a Miracle!
Gay bashers are closet queers.
Gay by Nature - Proud by Choice.
Gay cereal: Queerios
Gay community in Calgary selling Fruit Cakes to promote "Gay awarness week"
Gay community in Calgary selling Fruit Cakes to promote g
Gay dentist:  The tooth fairy
Gay drill sergeant
Gay entertainment can be a real drag.
Gay female spys : Lesbianage!
Gay friends can be a real pain in the arse !
Gay illegal alien receives military abortion. Thanks Bill
Gay is not a four-letter word.  Hate *is*.
Gay male & female dinosaurs: Rumpasauras & Licalotapus!
Gay man to friend:  "It's all Greek to me!"
Gay means happy..........for a reason!
Gay men talk about movies like Str8 men talk about sports
Gay militant left-handed Irish accountants are now after Ross Perot!
Gay mush dogs prefer the unchanging scenery.
Gay password  <--C : ### (Enter colon pound pound pound)
Gay politicians are always seeking mandates.
Gay rights now!
Gay shlafen: Yiddish for "go to sleep"
Gay's vacuum cleaners don't suck, they do blowjobs.
Gay, adj. - Happy... in a queer sort of way
Gay, adj. - Happy... in a queer sort of way
Gay:  Honesty, love, and unity are *our* Family Values!
Gay: If sh!t happens, decorate it.
Gay: If sh*t happens, pack it
Gay?.....no....but I *DO* get awful f*cking happy from time to time
Gaylen must be around here somewhere.  The modem is still warm
Gayness is like alcoholism: Newt Gingrich. Well Hic! Here'sh too ya!
Gays don't ask for Special Rights, just  EQUAL RIGHTS!
Gays don't queer me.
Gays don't recruit children, but Christians sure do!
Gays don't recruit children; Christians do.
Gays don't recruit, Christians do!
Gays don't recruit, but Christians sure as Hell do!
Gays don't want "Special Rights" just "Equal Rights"!!
Gays in the military bring new meaning to "Rear Admiral"
Gays turn their backs to god ... for a good time
Gays will disappear when Heterosexuals stop screwing
Gaza Strip? I thought you wanted Zsa Zsa strip
Gaze into the future -- say NO to drugs
Gaze no more in the bitter glass.  -L. McKennitt
Gazing at people/Some hand in hand.
Gazinta: Mathematical symbol for division. Example: 4 gazinta 8 twice
Gazite mrave! I oni bi gazili vas kada bi mogli!
Gde cemo? Aj u zbunje!
Gde je taj Bill Gates da mu ja kazem par stvari?
Gde mi je srafciger :)
Gde si sada, baby, ko ti decu pravi
Gde si vuce legendo.
Geanealogists do it generation after generation after generation
Geanealogy - One step forward, two steps back.
Geanealogy isn't always dead easy!!
Gearopoly: Stop, Do Not Pass Go. Buy A 3.73 Ring And Pinion Now
Gears changed while you wait
Gecko Roman wrestling - Tom on dinosaur fight
Gecko Roman wrestling... -- Tom Servo
Geco - Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel.
Geco gets his news from Mad Magazine.
Geco has a brain like a BB in a boxcar.
Geco has all the charm of a dirty Christmas card.
Geco is a grease spot on the driveway of life.
Geco is one beer short of a six pack.
Geco lost his mind when a butterfly kicked him in the head.
Geco says, "I AM the king of the run-on sentence and paragraph and th
Geco walks down Lover's Lane holding his own hand.
Geco wasn't abused as a child, but should have been.
Geco's a couple of bushels shy of a full crop
Geco's a few beans short of a burrito.
Geco's a few bricks shy of a load.
Geco's a few tiles short of a successful re-entry.
Geco's a few transistors short of a Pentium
Geco's as funny as...Bozo on drugs....Wait! That isn't Bozo, its Geco!
Geco's distraught, he found out his girfriend & boyfriend are bisexual
Geco's got a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.
Geco's just a couple of volts below threshold.
Geco's not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie.
Geco's not exactly firing on all thrusters.
Geco's unimpressive, with flashes of mediocrity.
Geco, Have you ever bathed with flea and tick soap?
Geco, His family wasn't dysfunctional until he arrived.
Geco, I've traced your genealogy back to royalty - King Kong!
Geco, This is your brain ==> ==> * <== <== before drugs!
Geco, anything preying on your mind would starve to death.
Geco, don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?
Geco, have you ever written: "I never make misteaks!" ?
Geco, what do you mean, you came in third in a two car race?
Geco, you must be from the shallow end of the gene pool!
Geco, you're living proof that wisdom doesn't come with age!
Geco,if there's ever a price on your head -- take it!
Geco,looking at you, it is easy to see how a Proctologist feels.
Geco: Graduate of the Uncle Fester School of Party Etiquette.
Geco? I've seen him shadow boxing and the shadow won.
Gecowave, black and bluewave together, messing up messages
Gee - there must be HUNDREDS of them! - Carl Sagan, age 8
Gee ... thanks for passing the salt, Peter. Now you're looking at 3 young, viral men who can't get boners!
Gee @T, I didn't know it would kill me too
Gee @T, I didn't know it would kill me too
Gee Bill, with an ACT like that, you should've been on Star Search!
Gee Brain, what are we gonna do tonight....?  --Pinky
Gee Girl, your eyes remind me of crescent wrenches, every time I look into them my nuts tighten!
Gee I miss the ocean.  Pacific, of course.  :=)
Gee Mommy, your clothes smell  like  food,  were you at Sharon's  again?
Gee Mr. Wizard! Aren't nuclear reactors dangerous?
Gee Mr. Wizard! Aren't particle accelerators dangerous?
Gee Toto, I don't think we're in 1:3603/2003 anymore!
Gee Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore
Gee What's that ticking in the corner.
Gee Whiz, I didn't know DOS was *that* stupid!
Gee Wiz, I didn't know DOS was THAT stupid!
Gee back in the old days they burned Homosexuals.  They were Correct!
Gee et al (3 authors at 3 installations, US) report that the
Gee guys, a lummox with a laser. - Vinnie
Gee mom, you look great! - Oedipus Rex
Gee officer did my boot get stuck in your ass, I'm sorry
Gee officer, I just wondered  how fast SPEED READ was!
Gee officer, the icepick just FLEW out of my hand.. 14 times..- Janier
Gee thanks...I feel so much better
Gee that bastard smells.  No wonder they call him Pooh
Gee that bastard smells. No wonder they call him Pooh. - Chris Robin
Gee that lightning sure is bri#@$%^#$%^...NO CARRIER
Gee toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore
Gee whiz, Madonna, what a neat concert!  [barf!]
Gee!  And it didn't even pee on me!
Gee!  And it didn't even pee on me! <G>
Gee!  Isn't evolution swell? -- Tom Servo
Gee!  Next time bite the rest of my head off! -- Tom Servo
Gee! And some jerk said my TAGLINES weren't real too
Gee! And some jerk said my recipes weren't real too
Gee! Isn't evolution swell? - Tom on ape city
Gee! Slow day on the nets ... only 1,100 messages still to read!
Gee! Slow day on the nets ... only 100 replies to upload! |-)
Gee! Slow day on the nets only 1,100 messages to read!
Gee, 16-bit viruses work just *GREAT* under Windows 95
Gee, @F, being a Network Administrator = Fun being a Sysop!
Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?  -Pinky
Gee, Dad. You must really love us to sink *THIS* low.-Bart to Homer
Gee, Gary, didn't mean for you to feel left out!!
Gee, I *also* have a lot of opinions. Want some?
Gee, I bet you're really sorry you asked
Gee, I coulda had at V.8 connection!
Gee, I didn't know that deaf and dumb people were that smart
Gee, I feel kind of LIGHT in the head now, knowing I can't make
Gee, I feel kind of LIGHT in the head now, knowing I can't make my satellite dish PAYMENTS!
Gee, I feel kind of bad about this - TV's Frank
Gee, I feel like an idiot.... Someone want me to get one?
Gee, I hope that wasn't a desperate cry for help!
Gee, I hope your not in our military
Gee, I just can't make up my mind, Rick Astley or Soundgarden?
Gee, I love your approach - now let's see your departure.
Gee, I should have had another Cold Frosty Bud -Socrates.
Gee, I used to be a liberal and then I went sane
Gee, I want a hula hoop
Gee, I wonder how Oral Roberts does it?
Gee, I wonder if anyone will believe that line of Bull!
Gee, I wonder what this key does.
Gee, I wonder what this little plug does?  NO CARRIER
Gee, I'd love to .. but I'm busy teaching my cat to yodel.
Gee, Jason, being a Network Administrator = Fun being a Sysop!
Gee, Just what I always wanted. What is it?
Gee, Ken, being a Network Administrator = Fun being a Sysop!
Gee, Mister Lizard, what should I do with the nitroglycerine?
Gee, Mr. Wizard!  Aren't nuclear reactors dangerous?
Gee, Odo, I didn't know you were hiding in the toilet!
Gee, Today is *Monday!* ... Not much to laugh about, is there?
Gee, Toto, I don't think we are in Kansas anymore.
Gee, Toto, I don't think we're Windows anymore.
Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore!
Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in Windows anymore!
Gee, Toto.  I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
Gee, Toto.  I don't think we're in Miami anymore!
Gee, Wally, Why do people use Windows? Dunno Beav.
Gee, Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night.
Gee, Ward, weren't you kind of hard on Beaver last night.
Gee, Yogi, I don't think Mr. Ranger's gonna like this.
Gee, Yogi, I don't think the LOCK are gonna like this
Gee, ain't it great how I volunteer someone *else's* assistance??
Gee, another Gary B fan!  Great. - Deborah Drake
Gee, are you sure its supposed to be at a rolling boil?
Gee, aren't you sorry you asked me for additions? 8-)
Gee, being a Network Administrator = Fun being a Sysop?
Gee, bite off one chicken head and they never let you forget!
Gee, can't tell I'm dissatisfied or anything, eh? hehehehe
Gee, dad.  I wish you'd let mom drive, it's more exciting
Gee, did I really just send $20 in for SLMR?!?!?!?!?!?
Gee, don't you wish all thing in life were this simple?
Gee, great soap opera on TV... "The Trial of a Bobbitt"
Gee, honey, just what I wanted...pope on a rope!
Gee, if I'd been stillborn, I'd have missed all this fun.
Gee, isn't that where they go??
Gee, it seems I excommunicated your entire religion
Gee, it's best when people help others in difficult times.
Gee, it's got rhythm and you can dance to it, too! - Yakko
Gee, just get ALL technical on us!
Gee, let me think...sure! - Ace Ventura
Gee, look at all them indians! - George A. Custer
Gee, my Nintendo can outrun Windows 95
Gee, my hair tastes pretty good tonight. - Kelly Bundy
Gee, no wonder that chain around my neck is starting to chafe.
Gee, said Tom sinisterly.
Gee, someone asking YOU for taglinesNow there's a first ;-)
Gee, thanks Jeremy, I thought I *did* post taglines
Gee, thanks! *MWAH*!!! - Yakko
Gee, thanks! *MWAH*!!! - Yakko Warner
Gee, thanks.  <dry smile>  - Anna Steven
Gee, that bastard smells. No wonder they call him Pooh! - C. Robin
Gee, that feels pur-ty... - Bubba
Gee, that thunder sounds pretty clo>.@#$#@ NO CARRIER
Gee, there must be hundreds of 'em!               Carl Sagan, age 8
Gee, there must be hundreds of 'em! - Carl Sagan, age 8
Gee, they fenced the entire ocean - Crow
Gee, they fenced the entire ocean! -- Crow T. Robot
Gee, this is a boring tagline, eh?
Gee, what are we going to do tonight, Brain?
Gee, what's that ticking sound?
Gee, why don't you tell us what you *really* think.
Gee, you're perky today! - Charlie
Gee, your mom *looks* normal.
Gee,Toto...I don't think we're in Windows anymore.
Gee... I don't know.  DO nudists wear jewelry ?????
Gee... What's that ticking in the corner.
Gee... what a cute little tagline!
GeeWhat's that ticking in the corner.
Geeisitalittlecrowdedinhere?
Geek..Athenian computer programmer
Geeks bearing GIFs?  Beware GIFs baring Geeks!
Geeks, n. - Those who shall inherit the earth
Gees, I can't get it out. - Tenchi
Geet on weeth eet, man! - Ren Hoek
Geev eet to heem! Geev eet to heem!
Geez - I'm sick of you guys!
Geez I could do with a drink. I'm as dry as a Pommy's towel
Geez if you belive in honkus.
Geez if you love Honkus
Geez!  Has this subject hit my 'hot' button, or what?
Geez!  I must be Lawful Good!  I believe in the Rules!
Geez!  It's a lion! -- Pumba
Geez! You start havin' fun and they send in the lawyers!
Geez, Drag, I didn't know -they- tasted like fish, too!
Geez, I gotta have a REASON for everything?! - Calvin
Geez, I thought you might make a Tagline out of it.
Geez, I tried to read one once, but there weren't no graphics!
Geez, I wanted Science-Fiction, but I got Science!!  ;)
Geez, It's Hot!: Mike Hammeldyed
Geez, REALLY? That sounds SO COOL! Is WORF gonna be in it? - Anna S
Geez, Tolkien couldn't follow this plot!
Geez, and I kept my cool this time... - Steve Bell
Geez, have you ever seen so many Orcs?  Guys?  Guys?
Geez, look at you... just out of the shower, and all wet!
Geez, out  of 20,000*five*??? C'est la vie.
Geez, that lightning is close b... NO COMPUTER
Geez, this vacuum cleaner really sucks!
Geez, what did you do to my poor little recipe!?
Geez, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off!
Geez, you smell nice.......considering
Geez. Give some people a diploma Orville, and they correct everything.
Geez... have you ever seen so many frigging Orcs, guys? Guys?
Geeze! When did my wild oats get "rolled over?"
Geeze, what am I supposed to say to THAT?
Geezhave you ever seen so many frigging Orcs?  Guys?  Guys?
Geezz, I told you I wanted a HUMAN brain Egor.
Gelatin knit a leg.        The Palindromic Pig
Gelatin:  A pain in the aspic.
Geld Gates!
Geld macht nicht gluecklich, aber man wird trotzdem mit dem Unglueck besser
Geld stinkt nicht!
Gelieve mij niet op de openbare weg te werpen!!!
Gelignite suppository
Gell-Mann's Dictum:  Whatever isn't forbidden is required.
Gen Italia -- it's NOT an Italian Airline.
Gen Patton: Ol Blood 'n Guts. Bill Clinton: Ol Cut 'n Run
Gen-e-allergy - the allergy you love to have!
Gen. Campbell was RIGHT!
Gen. Custer, can I be excused for this afternoon?
Genarik Taglin...cheep and allmosst as godd as th reel ting.
Gender feminists are statistically impaired.
Gender feminists lack gender.
Gender feminizts are statistically impaired
Gender feminizts lack gender
Gender:  ___ Male    ___ Female    _X_ Wraeththu
Genderplex: Trying to determine from the cutesy pictures which restroom to
Gene Hackman wouldn't have made it as a UN peacekeeper.
Gene Police!   YOU!!  Out of the pool, NOW!
Gene Police! You! **Out of the pool!** 
Gene Police.....You! out of the pool. NOW!
Gene Police:  You!  @TOFIRST@!  Out of the pool!
Gene Police:  You!  Jones!  Out of the pool!
Gene Police:  You!! **Out of the pool!**
Gene Police: "Hey YOU! Get out of this pool."
Gene Police: "YOU! Out of the pool!"
Gene Police: Bullitt! Out of the pool!
Gene Police: Grigsby!! Out of the pool!
Gene Police: Orville! Out of the pool!
Gene Police: YOU! Outta da pool!
Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool!
Gene Roddenberry (1921-1991): Shakka, when the walls fell
Gene Roddenberry - "One to beam up"
Gene Roddenberry showed us the future...Make It So!
Gene Roddenberry showed you the future.  Make it so.
Gene Roddenberry, 1921-1991 * Shakka when the walls fell.
Gene Roddenberry, 1921-1991...beamed to a better place
Gene Roddenbery (1921-1991)  Shakka, when the walls fell.
Gene Rodenberry, 1921-1991.  Thank you.
Gene police ,out of the pool!
Gene police: "Hey you! Out of the pool!
Gene splicing - sewing a rip in your blue jeans.
Gene-Allergy - A reaction to dusty old bones??
Gene-Allergy - It's a contagious disease, but I love it! 
Gene-Allergy - The allergy you love to have!
Genealilocks and the forebears
Genealogica Bonsai - Little Family Trees!
Genealogical fishing is done just for the halibut.
Genealogies never consider the handsome neighbor.
Genealogist caught chopping down family tree! Microfilm at 11:00
Genealogist caught trying to chop down family tree! 
Genealogist never die...they just lose their census !!!
Genealogist's dream: Unlimited Keyword Search
Genealogist: Always in search of a good dead man!
Genealogist: tracing decsent from someone who didn't
Genealogists DO IT in family trees
Genealogists Do It on Group Sheets.
Genealogists are ghost-a-holics.
Genealogists are like monkeys, always in the trees.
Genealogists are time unravelers. 
Genealogists believe they can always trace an ancestor.
Genealogists collect dead realatives.
Genealogists diet: "Fiche and Ships topped with tantalizing Sources."
Genealogists do IT in the Library. - (SNEEZE)!!!
Genealogists do it for centuries
Genealogists do it for the memories
Genealogists do it generation after generation
Genealogists do it generation after generation after generation
Genealogists do it generation after generation. 
Genealogists do it in family trees.
Genealogists do it in libraries.
Genealogists do it in the archives
Genealogists do it in the cemetery.
Genealogists do it in the library
Genealogists do it in the trees!
Genealogists do it in trees.
Genealogists do it off the record
Genealogists do it with a computer. 
Genealogists do it with dead relatives
Genealogists do it yesterday,and last week,month,year,decade,century
Genealogists do it yesterday...and last week...last month...last year
Genealogists do not die, they just lose their census.
Genealogists have links all over the world!
Genealogists live in the past lane. 
Genealogists looking for dead people are not ghouls.
Genealogists never die  they just haunt cemeteries.
Genealogists never die, they just get filed away
Genealogists never die, they just haunt archives
Genealogists never die, they just loose their census
Genealogists never lose their jobs, there is always another branch!
Genealogists never lose their jobs, they just go to another branch! 
Genealogists never quit, they just go to another branch!
Genealogists read backwards
Genealogists should also consider the handsome neighbor
Genealogists spend more time with the dead than the living.
Genealogists used to do it in trees, now by computer.
Genealogists will date any old thing
Genealogists, do something different - Branch Out!
Genealogists: People helping people.....that's what it's all about! 
Genealogists: Time unravelers
Genealogistsnever dieThey just lose their census !!!
Genealogy ** It maintains my sanity...at times.
Genealogy + Computers = the perfect match
Genealogy - Better than the best adventure game and as frustrating. 
Genealogy - It's all relative in the end anyway.
Genealogy - The only hobby where dead people can excite you
Genealogy - Will I ever find time to mow the lawn again? 
Genealogy - a really dead end hobby.
Genealogy - a search for the greatest treasures, our ancestors. 
Genealogy - chasing your own tale!
Genealogy - history of people who made the history of our family.
Genealogy - it's only an obsession after all! 
Genealogy - where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
Genealogy -- Tracing descent from someone who didn't.
Genealogy = A DNA square-dance in the Thighlight Zone
Genealogy Battle Cry - Take all the ancestors, leave only the records!
Genealogy Made Me What I am Today.
Genealogy addiction is hereditary.
Genealogy brings families together
Genealogy can sometimes be a really dead end hobby!
Genealogy can't be cured with Penicillin or other antibiotics.
Genealogy fever; terminal disease - modem is carrier.
Genealogy forever, housework whenever!
Genealogy goes on... and on... and on
Genealogy has been slow here recently.
Genealogy in the buff, no I mean A genealogy Buff
Genealogy is RELATIVE only to the persons involved.
Genealogy is T-R-E-E-rific! 
Genealogy is a T-R-E-E-rific hobby!
Genealogy is a hobby of making cucumbers out of pickles
Genealogy is a hobby. I collect ancestors and descendants
Genealogy is a hobby. I raise dust bunnies as pets
Genealogy is an easy hobby! Win a lottery and relatives find you
Genealogy is contagious - but not ALWAYS fatal!
Genealogy is contagious - not always fatal!
Genealogy is contagious - seldom fatal! 
Genealogy is great when  you score!
Genealogy is like Hide & Seek: They Hide & I Seek!
Genealogy is like a hay stack full of needles, but I need the threads
Genealogy is my hobby. I collect ancestors & descendants
Genealogy is not a hobby, it's a disease! 
Genealogy is not a hobby, it's an obsession.
Genealogy is not fatal, but it is a grave disease
Genealogy is relatively interesting
Genealogy is seeking the dead!  Before you are!
Genealogy isn't always dead easy!!
Genealogy isn't fatal, but it can be a grave disease
Genealogy made me what I am today
Genealogy means chasing your own tale
Genealogy tracing us back to the same brother and sister.
Genealogy without documentation is "mythology"
Genealogy!! No blond roots here
Genealogy- Very time-consuming hobby that recycles ancestors forever!
Genealogy-Where you confuse the dead & irritate the living.
Genealogy.  Tracing descent from someone who didn't
Genealogy...it's not a hobby, it's an obsession.
Genealogy:  A DNA square-dance in the Thighlight Zone
Genealogy:  Chasing your own tale!
Genealogy:  It's all relative in the end anyway.
Genealogy:  Looking for bones in the closet.
Genealogy:  Making cucumbers out of pickles.
Genealogy:  Search long enough and EVERYONE connects somehow.
Genealogy:  Sorta like a "time machine".
Genealogy:  Tracing descent from someone who didn't.
Genealogy:  Tracing yourself back to better people.
Genealogy:  Tracing yourself back to people better than you are.
Genealogy:  tracing us back to the same brother & sister.
Genealogy: A hay stack full of needles.  It's the threads I need.
Genealogy: An Addictive And Infectious Disease.
Genealogy: Better than the best adventure game and just as frustrating
Genealogy: Chasing ones own tale!
Genealogy: Chasing your own tale! 
Genealogy: Collecting dead relatives and sometimes a live cousin!
Genealogy: Hoping I'm related to Merle Haggard!
Genealogy: It keeps going, and going, and going
Genealogy: It's all relative in the end anyway. 
Genealogy: It's not a hobby, it's an obsession. 
Genealogy: Looking for bones in the closet.
Genealogy: Looking for needles in haystacks
Genealogy: Making cucumbers out of pickles
Genealogy: One step forward, two steps back
Genealogy: People collecting people! 
Genealogy: People needing people, dead or alive!
Genealogy: Phonetic renderings of surnames.
Genealogy: Search long enough and EVERYONE connects somehow. 
Genealogy: Sort-a Like-a "time machine"
Genealogy: The Theory of Relativity
Genealogy: The marriage of a jigsaw puzzle to a dungeon & dragons game
Genealogy: The never ending jigsaw puzzle!
Genealogy: The study of Relativity
Genealogy: Tracing descent from someone who didn't. 
Genealogy: Tracing us back to the same brother & sister.
Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people. 
Genealogy: Very time-consuming hobby that recycles ancestors forever!
Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living. 
Genealogy: fun for the WHOLE family!
Genealogy: once a hobby - now an expensive addiction!
Genealogy: the marriage of a jigsaw puzzle to a dungeon & dragons game
Genealogy: tracing descent from someone who didn't.
Genealogy: tracing us back to the same brother and sister
Genealogy; Better than the best adventure game.. and as frustrating
Genealogy; fun for the WHOLE family!
Genealogyit's not a hobby, it's an obsession.
Geneology - It's not who you know. It's who conceived Ya!
Geneology:  chasing your own tale.
General #TN#, years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars.
General Brain (F)ailure. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h, sheesh.
General Brain Failure.  (A)bort, (R)e-fry, (I)nsert, (L)abotomy
General Brain Failure.  (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h
General Brain Failure:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (O)ooohhhhh
General Bullitt, years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars.
General Condom Failure:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (C)elibacy?
General Condom Failure: (A)bort (R)etry (D)on't have sex
General Condom Failure: (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore
General Custer got Siouxed
General Custer, can I be excused from the war this afternoon?
General David Dinkens is a closet ditto-head!
General Delivery one of the great generals - Tom
General Director, International Association of Obsolete Equipment Clubs
General Error #89827 - Computer Hardware Obsolete
General Error Reading Drive A: Please Insert 25 Cents.
General Failure !  Why is he reading my disk?.
General Failure - (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic, (B)uy new disk
General Failure Error... Abort, Retry, Sledgehammer?
General Failure Reading Drive A:  Remove cat and retry
General Failure Reading Phone Bill! ([I]gnore,[B]orrow,[G]et Cut Off)?
General Failure Reality Check: (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)rug
General Failure is the direct supervisor of Major Disaster.
General Failure reading A:, please remove your fist
General Failure reading Drive A, Please remove foot!
General Failure reading Jesse Berst
General Failure reading John Dvorak!
General Failure reading Tagline
General Failure reading drive A:  Please remove toast
General Failure!  (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake off and nuke it from orbit?
General Failure? Who the @#$%*& is General Failure?
General Foods International Ripple - Tom
General Order Number One: Double cheese and two toppings
General Orville, years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars.
General Pickett might drive a Charger, as well.
General Protection Fault - Put on condom and try again!
General Protection Fault in CONDOM.COM - Oh Oh Pregnancy!
General Protection Fault:  A condom with a hole in it.
General Protection Fault:  Microsoft's way of saying "I love you."
General Protection Fault: Reboot Windows, Just Play Solitare.
General Quarters!  Security condition 3! - Kirk
General Ripper may have exceeded his authority!
General Rule #6:  It's better to not be where the news is.
General Tagline Error ... grunge message (Y/N)?
General Tagline Error: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (D)ie?
General Tagline Error: Abort, Retry, Fail?
General failure error reading author's mind!
General failure error reading drive A:  Please remove your fist.
General failure in mRNA !
General failure in mRNA, (R)etry or (A)bort fetus ?
General failure on disk C: (R)eady, (A)im, (F)ire?
General failure reading Drive A. Please remove your fist.
General failure reading drive A: - Please remove fist
General failure reading drive A: A)bort, R)etry, S)alute
General failure reading drive A: Please remove your fist.    Exxon--gr
General failure reading drive B:... try to rent the movie?
General failure reading drive C: (R)eady, (A)im, (F)ire
General notions are generally wrong
General notions are generally wrong. -- Lady M.W. Montagu
General stupidity error reading drive C
General system failure: (P)ee on it (MSDOG)
General things are to be put before particular things
General words are to be generally understood
General words are understood in a general sense
General!  Ambassador!  You can't fight in here!  This is the War Room.
General!  Stay with the tour, General! -- Joel Robinson
General, count me in. - Leia Organa
General, prepare your troops for a surface attack. - Darth Vader
General, they lied. - Sheridan
General, years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars.
General. Welcome to Babylon 5. - Ivanova
Generalizations (as a rule) are bad.
Generally speaking, it's dangerous to generalize.
Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death. -- Miyamoto Musashi, 1645
Generally when there's a lot of smoke...there's just a whole lot more smoke. - George Foreman
Generally you don"t see that kind of behavior in a major appliance. -- Murray
Generals don't smash chairs over fsouppeople's heads! -- Rimmer
Generals gather in their masses...just like witches at black masses..WAR PIGS..Black Sabbath
Generals have something to do with the stars.
Generals have something to do with the stars.
Generation that'd change the world is still lookin for its car keys!
Generationing random numbers can not be left to chance.
Generic All-Purpose Tagline
Generic Bill Clinton bashing tagline
Generic Borg Tagline:Insert assimilation joke here [     ].
Generic Brown Label Tagline
Generic Brown Label Tagline....no peeking
Generic Brown Label recipe
Generic CADD goes Geriatric CADD?
Generic Clinton Bashing Tagline (tm)
Generic Fortune
Generic Industrial Default Tagline
Generic Industry Standard Tagline
Generic Industry Standard recipe
Generic Tag Line #9
Generic Tag: Suitable for everyday use.
Generic Tagline v 6.01
Generic Tagline v2: [ ]Flame  [ ]Political annoucement  [
Generic Tagline v2: [ ]Flame  [ ]Political annoucement  [X]Advertisment
Generic Tagline v5: [ ] Flame Moderator [ ] Flame SysOp [v] Flame user
Generic Tagline v5: [ ]Flame Moderator [X]Flame Sysop [ ]
Generic Tagline v6k: [ ] Blame Moderator [ ] Blame Sysop [ ] Blame user
Generic Tagline, good for everyday use.
Generic Tagline:  [ ]Humorous  [ ]Insightful  [X]Stupid
Generic Taglines are way too generic, think of something better? [Y/n]?
Generic Usagi Tagline: <trip> "WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAgggghhhhhh!!!!"
Generic Viagra, Mycoxaflopin
Generic modem string for use with Compuserve   AT~$$$~$$$~$$$~$$$
Generic plane.  Cheaper than other planes. -- Mike Nelson
Generic recipe
Generic recipe, good for everyday use.
Generic security advice: "Always say no"
Generic tagline - suitable for everyday use
Generic tagline; Flame: [X] Moderator [ ] Sysop  [X] User
Generic taglines are way too generic, think of something better? [Y/n]?
Generic, non_offensive, non_funny tagline... boring, eh?
Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals
Generosity has always been my weakness - Q
Generosity has its own rewards. Scoop
Genes - come in stone washed or plain blue
Genes, the splice of life!
Genes: Come in stone washed or plain blue.
Genesis 28:15
Genesis Chapter 1
Genesis OR Super NES? Hmmm...I'll take BOTH!
Genetic Engineering (GE):  We bring good things to life.
Genetic Engineering:  Changing your RAM to ROM.
Genetic Engineering:  Heir styling
Genetic Engineering:  Influence friends; make people!
Genetic Engineering: Heir styling!
Genetic Engineering: Make people, influence friends.
Genetic Engineers make better lovers.
Genetic Interchange Engineering - Re-creating a better tomorrow.
Genetic engineering is heir styling.
Genetic experiment gone bad?
Genetic manipulation or not, _nobody's_ perfect. - Picard
Genetically Modified Organizm: Artificial Mutant.
Genetically altered vegetables will eventually grow on us.
Genetically altered vegetables will eventually grow on us.
Genetically perfect but morally crippled
Genetics explain why you look like you parents and, if you don't, why you should
Genetics:  Why you look like your father, or if you don't, why you should.
Genetics:  Why you look like your father, or should.
Genetics:  proof that God gambles.
Genetics: Proof that Mother Nature gambles.
Genetics: Why you look like your father, and if you don"t, why you should
Genetics: Why you look like your father, or should.
Genetics: proof that God gambles. Clinton: proof He lost!
Genetics: proof that Mother Nature gambles. Clinton: proof she lost!
Genetists DO IT with sick genes
Genetists do it with sick genes.
Genghis Khan And The Mongols:  A Feminist Perspective
Genghis Khan and Kubla Khan, but Immanuel Kant
Genicom distributed printer drivers with Michelangelo
Genie diet - Fiche and Ships and tantalising Sources.
Genie in a Bottle: Grant Wishes
Genie must be home.  The modem is still warm.
Genie, Genie on the wall ...who is the fairest of us all?
Genie-allergy..a reaction to dusty old bones??
Genious Vs.Stupidity = Genious Has It's Limits!
Genital (def.) - non-jew.
Genital - Non-Jewish
Genitalia is NOT an Italian Airlines!!!!!!
Genitalia is NOT an Italian airline!
Genitalia is not an Eyetalian airline!
Genitalia is not the national airline of Italy
Genitalija nije italijanska vazduhoplovna kompanija.
Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
Genius Savant on Prozac
Genius and madness, how close allied
Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them.   --Joseph Joubert
Genius borrows nobility. -- Emerson
Genius borrows nobly
Genius cannot be fruitful without due consideration and attention to detail
Genius does what it must, and talent does what it can.  -- Owen Meredith
Genius does what it must, talent does what it can
Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, you had best do what you're told
Genius does what it must; Talent what it can
Genius doesn't work on an assembly line basis.
Genius has its limitations, but stupidity knows no bounds
Genius has its limitations; stupidity is, alas, not thus effected
Genius has its limits, but not stupidity.
Genius has its limits, but stupidity has none
Genius has its limits.  Stupidity doesn't.
Genius has its limits...Stupidity DOES NOT!
Genius has limitations; stupidity is not so handicapped.
Genius invention: A coffee maker that fits in a 1/2 height slot!
Genius is 1 1nspiration and 990erspiration. --Thomas Alva Edison
Genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration
Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration. - Thomas Alva Edison, 1932
Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration. -- Edison
Genius is 10 percent inspiration and 50 percent capital gains
Genius is a perpetual notion machine.
Genius is an understatement. - Kirk on Daystrom
Genius is enternal patience.  Michaelangelo
Genius is limited....Stupidity is boundless!!!
Genius is never understood in it's own time. - Calvin
Genius is nothing but a greater aptitude for patience
Genius is of no country. -- Churchill
Genius is one per cent inspiration and ninety-nine per cent perspiration
Genius is one per cent inspiration and ninety-nine per cent perspiration. - Thomas A. Edison
Genius is only a greater aptitude for patience.
Genius is pain. -- John Lennon
Genius is perseverence in disguise.
Genius is ten percent inspiration and 50% capital
Genius is ten percent inspiration and fifty percent capital gains.
Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple. --Ceran
Genius is the capacity of evading hard work. Hubbard
Genius is the infinite capacity for picking brains
Genius is the power of lighting one's own fire.
Genius is the supreme capacity for making trouble. -- Butler
Genius is the talent of a man who is dead.
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thu
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. -- Elbert Hubbard
Genius not only diagnoses the situation but supplies the answers. - Robert Graves
Genius starts at the top and works up.
Genius vs Stupidity:  Genius has it's limits
Genius without education is like silver in the mine
Genius without education is like silver in the mine. - Benjamin Franklin
Genius, like magic, is inexplicable.
Genius, n. - One who can do anything except earn a living
Genius, n.: A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with "bright"
Genius:  One who can do almost anything except make a living.
Genius:  One who can do anything except earn a living.
Genius: A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with "bright"
Genius: Guy with too many books to be a moron
Genius: One who can do almost anything except make a living.
Genius: One who can do anything except earn a living.
Genius: chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with "bright"
Genius: one who can do anything except earn a living.
Geniuses do not think more than other people. They think less. - Len Cool
Geniuses write taglines.  Idiots read them.
Genmu Senki Leda - On Sale Since 1 March 1985
Gennifer Flowers for Secretary of State
Gennifer Flowers for second lady!
Gennifer Flowers' relationship like Monica's? "Close, but no cigar."
Gennifer who? - W.J. Clinton
Genocidal maniacs:  Hitler, Stalin, & the U. S. Government.
Genocide has a 'c' in it - Joel
Genocide has a 'c' in it.  Joel Robinson
Genocide: the mass slaughter of genies.
Gentility will never boil the pot.- Old Scot Sayin
Gentle dullness ever loves a joke. - <Pope>
Gentleman can disagree without being disagreeable
Gentleman, include me out
Gentleman, include me out. -Samuel Goldwyn
Gentleman, start your rollers! - Dot
Gentleman:  Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Gentleman: Man who stands up when a nude woman enters the room
Gentleman: Man who steps out of shower before urinating
Gentleman: a man who can play the accordion, but doesn't
Gentleman: one who can play bagpipes but chooses not to
Gentlemen (I use the term loosely), your banana awaits
Gentlemen ... Corporal. -- Winchester to BJ & Hawk, then Radar
Gentlemen beware; I know Tongue Fu!!
Gentlemen prefer blondes, but who says blondes prefer gentlemen?  -- Mae West
Gentlemen prefer bonds - Hillary on Gennifer
Gentlemen remember a lady's birthday, but never her age
Gentlemen rise to the occasion
Gentlemen there are aliens among us
Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes.
Gentlemen!  Start your debuggers!
Gentlemen's agreements can get very ungentlemanly.
Gentlemen, I can be most hospitable. - Korob
Gentlemen, I give you the future:  Beef
Gentlemen, I kid you not!                          -Queeg
Gentlemen, I suggest you beam me aboard ...5...4...3
Gentlemen, I suggest you beam me aboard. - Kirk
Gentlemen, START YOUR COMPUTERS!
Gentlemen, START YOUR ENGINES!
Gentlemen, Show Your Ignorance
Gentlemen, You can't fighZ%Vhere--this is the War Room.
Gentlemen, beam me aboard!? - Kirk
Gentlemen, check your flies. Arturo
Gentlemen, for your information, I have a question to ask you
Gentlemen, for your information, I have a question to ask you. -Sam Goldwyn
Gentlemen, include me out. - Samuel Goldwyn
Gentlemen, it appears to be unanimous that we cannot agree.
Gentlemen, it's high time we taxed taglines. - Clinton
Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds.  Lawrence... - The Joker
Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds. @FLAST@
Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds. Bullitt.
Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.
Gentlemen, listen to me slowly. - Samuel Goldwyn
Gentlemen, of all things in life, are females not the finest? --Londo
Gentlemen, please use English in this echo.  (Ingles, por favor.)
Gentlemen, start your debuggers!
Gentlemen, start your engines. No, not YOU Mongul....ARGH!
Gentlemen, start your flamethrowers.
Gentlemen, start your modems!
Gentlemen, start your screaming! - Penguin
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
Gentlemen. Welcome aboard Voyager. Janeway
Gentlemen....start your Injuns! - Sitting Bull
Gentlemen:  Start your debuggers...
Gentlemen: Please send me your catalogue, wrote Tom listlessly.
Gentlemen: Start your debuggers......
Gentlemen? - Mike to Tom & Crow
Gentlemenyou had one [heck] of a first day. -Viper
Gently down the stream
Genuflect, show some respect, down on one knee
Genuine Exploding Tagline.   (c)Acme Tagline Inc
Genuine Girl Scout cookies, made from real Girl Scouts.
Genuine Ploduct. Made in Flance by Pielle Caldin-san.
Genuine Tagline -- don't be fooled by cheap imitations.
Genuine happiness is when a wife sees a double chin on her husband's old girl friend
Genuine imitation
Genuine imitation placebos anybody?
Genuine men don't utilize a thesaurus.
Genuine mother-in-law pterodactyl-skin hurling gloves! - Roy
Genuine recipe -- don't be fooled by cheap imitations.
Genuine religion is not so much a matter of feeling as a matter of principle. - Alexander Pope
Genuine tagline - don't be fooled by cheap imitations.
Geo-- Works for Me! B^)
GeoWorks while Win dozes
Geochronologists will date any old thing.
Geoff Wrigg for their compilations!
Geoff, Brett and Todd...the BO-DYNASTY!!!
Geografree:  A large-scale atlas giveaway.
Geographers DO IT everywhere.
Geographers DO IT globally
Geographers do it around the world.
Geographers do it globally.
Geographers do it globally.....:-)
Geographic Park:  Pretty damned boring, if you ask me.
Geography I used to like.. 'Till I had Papa Smurf for a teacher.. -Vhu
Geography is just physics slowed down, with a few trees stuck in it
Geography is spreading all over the world - Stop geography now!
Geologist -- Fault finder
Geologist to Chemist -- Rocks, rocks and more rocks!
Geologists DO IT eruptively, with glow, and always smoke afterward
Geologists DO IT to get their rocks off.
Geologists DO IT with rocks
Geologists are fault finders
Geologists are great explorers.
Geologists do it eruptively, with glow, and always smoke
Geologists do it in folded beds.
Geologists do it to get their rocks off.
Geologists do it with hard rocks.
Geologists know how to make the bedrock.
Geologists take their rocks out and play with them.
Geologists take you on a sedimental journey.
Geology - The study of big rocks, little rocks and dirt.
Geomancers DO IT with numbers
Geometer turned general - a sphereless leader.
Geometers DO IT constructively
Geometers do it constructively.
Geometry does not teach us to draw these lines, but requires them to be drawn. - Issac Newton
Geometry teaches us to bisex angels.
Geometry:  What the acorn said after it grew up
Geometry: without it, life is pointless.
Geordi Burger:    (You need a special visor to be able to see it)
Geordi Burger:    (You need a special visor to be able to see it)
Geordi On My Mind  - 24th century pop song.
Geordi and Leah, on holodeck three...  --Another Tamarian fable
Geordi genuinely genuflects gently, guiding gigantic gadjets.
Geordi put down those windows disks. Geordi, GEORDI!--Data
Geordi's visor is taken or knocked off - drink!
Geordi, I cannot stun my Kat. -- Data
Geordi, are you in pain? - Troi
Geordi, how can you call this an engine room?  Scotty
Geordi, what does it feel like when a person is loosing his mind? --
Geordi,.....I cannot stun my cat. - Data
Geordi:  I'm too sexy for my beard.
Geordi: Data, that wasn't funny. Q (if he'd been there): Yes it was!
Geordi: I would be seeing stars
Geordi: I'm too sexy for my beard.
Geordi: If I could see, I would be seeing stars
Geordi: You be careful with that thing
Geordi: you and Ro. Riker
GeordiI cannot stun my cat. - Data
Geordie and Leah... when the holodeck flickered!
Geordie, I cannot stun my cat.
George Armstrong Custer - inventor of the Arrow shirt!
George Borg: Prepare your broccoli to be assimilated!
George Burns (1896-1996):  "I'm coming, Gracie."  Good night, George
George Burns has proved that 10 cigars a day enhances longevity!!
George Bush - the EDLIN of Presidents !
George Bush Virus: Prints "Read my disk...No New Files
George Bush has GOT to be laughing right now.
George Bush of Borg..READ MY LIPS - NO NEW ASSIMILATIONS!
George Bush of Borg: Read my lips...Resistance is futile.
George Bush of Borg: for a kinder, gentler assimilation.
George Bush spelled sideways is O, he buggers
George Bush was born with a silver foot in his mouth
George Bush was the Republican answer to Jimmy Carter.
George Bush's '92 slogan:  "I promise, no new leadership!"
George Bush, the environmentalist: 1000 points of blight
George Bush-man - Tom on ape president
George Bush:  The EDLIN of Presidents.
George Bush:  The Wild Years
George Bush: 'A New World Odor!'
George Bush: the EDLIN of Presidents.
George Clinton! - Tom on Mongol king
George Clinton's funk is an out-of-booty experience.
George Custer wore an Arrow shirt
George Custer wore an Arrow shirt
George Harrison, The Scouse of Distinction.
George Hatchew does his crossword puzzles in ink!
George Hatchew does his crossword puzzles on his computer!
George Hatchew only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
George Herman Ruth on guitar - Mike
George Herman Ruth on guitar...  Mike Nelson
George Orr, George orr, Georgeorr, georgeorr,
George Orwell 1984.  Northwestern 0. -- Chicago Reader 10/15/82
George Orwell was a naive optimist!
George Orwell was an optimist.
George Orwell, "Shooting an Elephant", 1950
George Orwells origional title was 1948.  He was right, l
George Orwells origional title was 1948.  He was right, look at Russia
George S. Kaufman wouldn't have made it as CEO of Vicks throat lozenges.
George Santayana
George Stark did it! My evil unborn twin brother.
George Stark:  1975-1988.  Not a Very Nice Guy
George W. Bush's favorite Texas town is Kilgore.
George W. Bush: A word from the Bush is not worth a hand.
George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had
George Washington was first in war, first in peace -- and the first to have his birthday juggled to make a long weekend. -- Ashley Cooper
George Washington's brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country. --George Carlin
George has been diagnosed with Blue Wave Fever. It's catching
George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge...  You can't hear him talk. - Steven Wright
George killed dragons and became a saint. What if I kill angels?
George must go!
George the Third, Ought never to have occurred, One can only wonder, At so grotesque a blunder. - E. C. Bentley
George was just showcasing his non-date personality. (Jerry)
George was right but his math was off, should have been 1994!
George's got a magnet! Everybody BACKUP!
George, George, George of the Jungle, friend to you and me
George, I wouldn't push for the massage. (Jerry)
George, you're sappin' my strength. - Elaine
Georgetown is a very concervative little community.. :) - Dire Wolf
Georgia - It is illegal to slap a man on the back.
Georgia REALLY sucks.
Georgia is *not* on my mind.
Georgia is NOT on my mind.
Georgia is certainly not on MY mind
Georgia is on my mind.
Georgia's state bird: Blue speckled highway patrol cruiser
Georgia:  A place where "Come to Florida" billboards are kept.
Georgia:  It's against the law to slap a man on the back
Georgia: It is illegal to slap a man on the back.
Georgio Armani might drive a Blazer.
Georgraphy is just physics slowed down, with a few trees stuck in it
Geouch - Sharp rock one always finds underneath one's sle
Geoworks - it's everything Windoze should have been!
Geoworks Ensemble = Windows4.01
Gerald Borg: I'm here to...oof! damn those stairs
Gerald Ford does it on his face.
Gerald Greenwald, Chairman of Chrysler Motors, was an Eagle Scout.
Gerald R. Ford obtained his Eagle at the age of 14.
Gerald R. Ford, U.S. President, was an Eagle Scout.
Gerald used to be a winner, now he's just the doggies dinner.
Geraldo Rivera - a genetic experiment gone bad?
Geraldo Rivera wants to do a live special about us, but w
Geraldo Rivera wants to do a live special about us, but we know better.
Geraldo Rivera: Genetic experiment gone bad?
Geraldo asks: Is Carl "fen-are-irrelevant" Macek a Borg?
Geraldo of Borg:  Next, brothers who assimilate sisters.
Geraldo: Genetic experiment gone bad?  Next on Oprah!
Geraldo: Teen Lesbian Nazi Hookers Raped By UFOs!
Gerberglazing - Looking through stacks of someone else's baby pictures
Gerbil Selected Student Leader
Gerbil-jamming is safe--if you don't share gerbils
Gerbil/hamster comparison:  Gerbils have more white meat.
Gerbil: Species of rodent known to inhabit famous actors.
Geriatrics Park:  Have we got dinosaurs for you!
Germ Warfare is more than well directed office sneezes.
German Army Motto:  "Third Time Lucky"
German Chinese Food:  Half an hour later you're hungry for power.
German Eggo Waffles. You vill leggo my eggo. Now
German Greeting Tagline: Guten TAG
German Shephard.  I guess that makes him a Lutheran.-Hawk to Mulcahy
German for "Beware of Dog": harkentabarkin
German for "courting": parkanensparken
German for "painful methane discharge": Ahfartenansmarten!
German for 3 blondes in a convertible: Farfromthinkin
German for Beware of Dog: Harkentabarkin.
German for Bra: Holdsemfromfloppin.
German for Constipation: 'Farfrompoopin'..
German for bra-Holdsemfromfloppin.
German for bra: Haltsemfromfloppen!
German for constipation - Farfrompoopin!
German for virgin: Guttentight
German prune cookie: Fartfignewton
German virgin: Gutentight.
German word for Constipation.....Farfrompooping.
German word for Vaseline: weinerslider.
German word for bra...Stoppenzefloppen.
German word for brassiere:  Stoppemfromfloppin
German word for constipation : Farfrompoopin
German word for constipation: Nichtkrappen!
German word for constipations .... Farfrompoopin
German word for virgin:  "Gutentight"
German word for virgin:  goodentighten
German word for virgin: GOODANDTIGHT
German word for virgin: Guttentight
Germans are such a cruel and inhuman race, they've no word for fluffy.
Germans do it with lots of Ooom Pah!
Germany - the Greatest place in the world to live
Germany and Japan won World War II
Germany borders on the magnificent - Austria!
Germany is deciding on a new capital since reunification: Paris
Germany, 1944: "Sieg Heil!"   America, 1994: "Dittos, Rush!"
Germany. Facism. Hitler. Kirk
Germinate - To become a naturalized German
Germs attack at weak points-which is why there are so many head colds!
Geronimo! - Dot
Geronimo! - Dot Chief Flying Eagle! - Wakko
Geronimo!! - Calvin
Gerrold's Fundamental Truth: It's a good thing money can't buy happiness
Gerrold's Fundamental Truth: It's a good thing money can't buy happiness. We couldn't stand the commercials
Gerrold's Law:  A little ignorance can go a long way.
Gerrold's Law: A little ignorance can go a long way. Lyall's Addendum: ... in the direction of maximum harm
Gerrold's Pronouncement: The difference between a politician and a snail is that a snail leaves its slime behind
Gerry Andal's Ranch serves Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Gershwin fan looking for 'Isn't it a pity'
Gershwin's Law: It ain't necessarily so
Gertrude Stein of Borg: "Resistance is resistance is resistance..."
Gesundheit - The answer to the common cold
Gesundheit diem - sneeze the day
Gesundheit is the German word for virgin
Gesundheit!
Get $50 for bail! Fifty bucks?! What'd you do? Kill a judge?
Get 'em Rush!! Sic 'em!!  Go on boy, rip 'em up!!!
Get 'em by the balls and their hearts and minds will follow.
Get 'em off me! I'm suffering from NIPPLE BLINDNESS! -Big Man (Rocko)
Get 'em young and raise 'em right
Get -out- of my world.
Get 3 free when U buy 3 at the 1/2-dozen price!
Get A Life? What board can I download one of them?
Get Back / Don't Let Me Down - Apple - 5 May 69
Get Barney a copy of the Jurassic Park home video.
Get Betty White on the phone - Crow on cruel dino fight
Get Betty White on the phone!  Crow T. Robot
Get Charlie off the MTA!
Get DOOM and get new pants every time you play it.
Get Down From There, It's Not Santi Claus, It's A Memorial! - Ren.
Get EVERYONE'S attention.  Make a mistake!
Get Gun, Shoot Airplane, Turn Off Lights, Go To Bed
Get High, Get Stupid, Buy Clinton Lies  1-800-2-INHALE
Get High, Get Stupid, Love Blondes  1-800-BLEACHD
Get High, Get Stupid, Vote Incumbent 1-800-NU-TAXES.
Get Internet connected: IBM TCP/IP for OS/2.  800-IBM-CALL.
Get Kryten! * Lister
Get Laid Druid (Ley Druid)
Get MS-DOS 6.0...Bill Gates needs to buy a wedding gift for his bride
Get Married! I'd rather watch Arsenal play.
Get Microsoft Windows 3.0! Microsoft and Gateway - Bill and Ted's
Get Modem Addictus treatment at Medi-Call
Get Morph For Your Money!  Re-elect Odo for security chief
Get Moving!: Sheik Aleg
Get Moving, Slowpoke!  - By Harriet Upp
Get Naked and get in a Pile!
Get ON weeth it man!!!
Get OS/2 2.0 - the best Windows tip around!
Get OS/2 2.1 on your system before the other 16 bits rust
Get OS/2 2.x - the best Windows tip around!
Get OS/2: The WORST Windows tip i've heard!
Get Out There! - By Sally Forth
Get Out There!: Sally Forth
Get Over It - the Eagles
Get Radio Shack on the horn & finish the job! - Crow
Get Radio Shack on the horn and finish the job!  Crow T. Robot
Get Real - Get Wool.
Get Revenge!  Live long enough to be a problem for your children!
Get SLMR105.ZIP in the files area for Offline msg readin
Get Santa back for that dud prezzy, stoke the fire Christmas Eve
Get Smokey out of here! said the warden unbearably.
Get The Club. And now, for Japanese cars, The Crub!
Get The Facts First ... You Can Distort'em Later..!!
Get The Genuine Coca-Cola - 5 Cents Everywhere. -1914
Get To The Point!  - By Rhonda Bout
Get US out of the United Nations!
Get WARPED
Get Well Soon Ernie!! See you next year!!
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye...
Get a 38c brass adaptor - Dr. F to Frank
Get a CD drive and run as many bytes as Bill Gates has dollars
Get a Cat..... It'll fix your mouse!
Get a Grip, Kids. - J. Elders
Get a Limbaughtomy: drink lots of cheap vodka!
Get a Limbaughtomy: tie half your brain behind your back!
Get a ROBONAP:  Will sleep for you while you're online
Get a USR It leaves the others behind.
Get a bunch of 3-D glasses and wear them at the same time. Use enough to get it up a good, say, 10 or 12-D
Get a catchers mitt! - Crow on imminent child birth
Get a clue, sir!  Grow a brain! -- Tom Servo
Get a clue, sir! Grow a brain! - Tom to ape leader
Get a computer with a modem and never see the world
Get a free Shoggoth in every box of Sugar Coated Cthuloops!
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done right. - Walt Disney
Get a good job with more pay and your O.K.
Get a good running start and hurl myself at the wall
Get a good spell checker.
Get a grip - it's only a TAGLINE!.
Get a grip buddy
Get a haircut, hippy! - Butt-Head
Get a haircut?  I had 'em ALL cut.
Get a job, buy a brain, rent a family
Get a laugh out of life because life's sure getting one from you!
Get a life with the dreamer's dream.
Get a life! Get nine of 'em!
Get a life!? What is a life?
Get a life, Get OS/2 2.0!
Get a life, and with the money, buy a clue.
Get a life, get a brain, get OS/2.
Get a life.  Be a Christian
Get a life. - Fac ut vivas.
Get a life. Loose it in DOOM
Get a life.... be a radio ham !
Get a life....Leave *mine* alone
Get a life...Re-boot you brain.
Get a life...Un-install yourself.
Get a life:Chris Elliot needs one, don't you?
Get a life?   Where can I download that from? :)
Get a life?  I work graveyard shift; I /have/ no life.
Get a life?  Impossible, I'm a sysop.
Get a life?  Sure!  Can I download one here?
Get a life? I DO have a life! It's full of Bajorans,Ferengi,Humans
Get a life? I thought all my characters were fine.... Oh me.. :)
Get a life? Impossible, I'm a Sysop.
Get a life? What BBS can I download that from?
Get a mitt!  Catch a clue!
Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
Get a new car for your wife - if anyone will swap
Get a new lease on life, do you have the security deposit
Get a powerful right arm: subscribe to Playboy.
Get a real job......become a domestic engineer
Get a reel job; go fishing.
Get a shot off quick; this will give you time to aim
Get a spatula & a garbage bag - Mike after guy falls
Get a taste of Religion French kiss a Witch!
Get a taste of a true religion.....Lick a witch!
Get a taste of censorship, bite a feminist,
Get a taste of politics....bite your Congressman  ;*)
Get a taste of religion - lick a witch!
Get a taste of religion -- French kiss a Witch!
Get a taste of religion ... eat a nun!
Get a taste of religion.  Bite a preacher.
Get a taste of religion.  Eat a missionary.
Get a taste of religion.  Lick a Witch!
Get a taste of religion. Bite a preacher.
Get a taste of religion. Bl*w a priest.
Get a taste of religion. Eat a missionary.
Get a taste of religion......eat a nun!
Get a taste of religion.....Lick a witch!
Get a taste of religion.....bite a nun!
Get a taste of religion...Blow a priest!
Get about as oiled as a diesel train Gonna set this dance alight.
Get ahead, go figure, go ahead and pull the trigger... - SoM
Get all the catnip you can
Get all the catnip you can. -- Fritzenjammer
Get along little doggie.
Get along, little dogma.
Get an Adlib?  Now THAT'S sound advice!
Get an education, work, play, make love, die anyway
Get away from her you BITCH! <Ripley>
Get away from that  you'll blow us all to atoms!
Get away from the dynamite!  Tom said explosively
Get away, I'll kill us all -suicidal project manager
Get back Loretta, your momma's waitin for ya.   Beatles
Get back at your enemies!  Make them Sysops!
Get back at your enemies, make them Moderators!
Get back at your enemies, make them Sysops!
Get back at your enemies, make'em a moderator!
Get back at your enemies, make'em a sysop!
Get back here!  I'm not finished yet
Get back into life with Depends!
Get back to me when you hit 'manic' again
Get back to work on the satellite predictor, Brian!
Get back to work, slaves!  Millions on welfare are depending on you.
Get back to your cauldrons, wyrd sisters.
Get back to your stations!
Get back you leftist mob of Kennedyesque rabble-rousers!!
Get back!  It's a dungavenhooter!!
Get back. Get back. Get back to the Alpha Quadrant.
Get behind early so you have plenty of time to catch up.
Get clean disc out of dishwasher and insert into drive A.
Get closer. You're not holding a winchester... - toilet writing
Get confused? - I sometimes always do that!
Get down and Modem the night away!
Get down now, boogie man! - Tom sings
Get down on your knees and thank God that you're on your feet
Get down! Bender
Get down! Let's get crazy, right now!
Get down! Shut up! Lt. Dan
Get down, make love  - Queen
Get dressed before the space between us turns into tigers!
Get dressed, Miss Skin, before the space between us turns into tigers.
Get drunk and be somebody else.
Get drunk and tip cows
Get drunk, get high, get laid,... -- Ross Perot
Get even  Tax the politicians!
Get even, Die in debt!
Get even.  Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.
Get even. Die in debt!
Get even...With the people that have helped you.
Get everyone drunk and organize a nose picking contest with a prize to the one who makes his nose bleed first
Get everyone to sing 'Coombaya' - Joel as fire chief
Get forgiveness now - tomorrow you may no longer feel guilty.
Get four Darkovans together, and they hold a dance
Get gun, shoot computer, find corner chair, read book.
Get gun, shoot computer, turn off lights, go to bed, sigh
Get gun, shoot computer;  find chair, read book.
Get gun.  Shoot computer.  Turn off lights
Get gun. Shoot computer. Find corner chair. Read book.
Get her off we got a fire in a treehouse! -Tom on newscast
Get high on drugs; come down with AIDS
Get high, get stupid, love blondes: 1-800-BLEACHD.
Get him out of here! - Kirk
Get his feet a glass of lemonade - Frank
Get hold of portable property.  -- Charles Dickens, "Great Expectations"
Get if done with FUN!
Get in WAR with the people of HARDCORE
Get in WAR with the people of HARDCORE
Get in the Winnebago, drive it in the lake
Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell! --Han
Get in to the techno
Get in touch with God by knee mail.
Get in touch with normal people. Leave us alone
Get in touch with normal people. Leave us alone
Get in, get out, or get run over
Get in, sit down, shut up, and HOLD ON!
Get into Blue Wave...it's the only way to surf the net!
Get into Emailing, you to can make enemies from all round
Get into the Xpress lane...it's the only way to drive!
Get into your fatigues! - Margaret. In the evening? - Klinger
Get it ? I'm Barb Wire
Get it out of your system.  The Enquirer would love it.
Get it straight! The LOVE of money is the root of all evil.
Get it?  Of course you do-- Dr. Forrester
Get it? -- Got it. -- Good!
Get lesbians, it pays!
Get lost ... or I'll do something 'orrible to your ears. - Nord
Get lost or get nailed, pajama boy. -- Bullet
Get lost... If you can't do that, try Autoroute. ;-)
Get lucky! You'll be surprised at how much it can help
Get married..you can't blame everything on government.
Get me OUT of here!!!!
Get me a hammer - I have to fix my computer.
Get me a photocopy of the master inode table
Get me a pulmonary scanner. Doctor
Get me my rubbers!
Get me my rubbers....my feet are soaked !
Get me off this horse, Tom derided woefully.
Get me out of Ziklag - Independence, MO
Get me out of here, I hate it here, get me out of here
Get me out of this loony bin. - Please!  We call it home. - Hawk
Get me out of this place, it's full of Arabs!
Get me some coffee and ask me again in ten minutes.
Get me some coffee and then ask me in ten minutes.
Get me, I'm a Hassidic rabbi! - Crow as dinosaur
Get me, I'm a Hassidic rabbi! -- Crow T. Robot
Get me, I'm almost out of the frame - Crow
Get me, I'm almost out of the frame!  Crow T. Robot
Get me, I'm an LA session musician! - Crow
Get me, I'm the master of the pan flute - Tom
Get more from Windoze. Throw Simon Ogg out of one
Get more out of Windows.  Use it !
Get more out of Windows:  Use OS/2 2.1
Get my aardvark fixed? Why? Is he broken?
Get my belt! - Joel to Crow before spanking him
Get my cat fixed?  Why?  Is he broken?
Get new Doom v2038124.387123!!! ALL BUGS FIXED THIS TIME! REALLY!
Get new Italian sidekick - Mike as guy writes note
Get nowhere: Sit on your butt feeling sorry for yourself.
Get off her you're gonna kill her - Crow as fat guy dies
Get off me, you load! - Mike
Get off me, you psychotic savage - Calvin
Get off my back, Dogboy! - Earthworm Jim
Get off my bridge! - Picard
Get off my kitchen floor...will ya!
Get off my lap, said Tom derisively.
Get off my turf!, screamed Pooh, as he shot at Paddington
Get off of her! For God's sake She's DEAD Jim!
Get off the bridge.. both of you - Picard
Get off the cook stove grandma, you're too old to ride the range.
Get off the cross, @F.  Somebody else needs the wood!
Get off the cross, Myra, Someone needs the wood!
Get off the cross. We need the wood!
Get off the horse, Tom derided Mary.
Get off the phone dude, she wants it! huh huh huh
Get off your ASCII.
Get off your butts & do something! - Tom Servo to movie
Get off your horse and have a cup of coffee, stranger.
Get on the Transporter pad.....move! - O'Brien2
Get on the plane?  Screw that, I'm getting IN the plane!
Get on the telephone!!! -- Dr. Gene Scott
Get on with it!  Crow T. Robot
Get on your bikes and ride!
Get on your knees and fight like a man!!!
Get on your knees/Get on your knees and fight like a man... -Petra
Get on your orange & yellow knees - Holo Clown
Get out before I kill you.   Joan Crawford
Get out my way, or by God, I'll throw you out the nearest airlock. - Sinclair
Get out of here! Get help! And GET SANDWICHES! - Peter Puppy, EWJim
Get out of here! said Tom believingly.
Get out of here. - Kirk
Get out of jail free TAGLINE
Get out of my hair, was Tom's brush-off.
Get out of my head you twit! - Batman to Spawn
Get out of my head.  --Sinclair
Get out of my life...[delete] yourself.
Get out of my mind! - Sinclair to PsychCop
Get out of my reality!
Get out of my way, and keep quiet. * Picard
Get out of my way, or by god I'll shove you out the nearest airlock.
Get out of the old and into the cold ... Move to Mass
Get out of the road, if you want to grow old
Get out of the solar system!? Heck, we can barly leave the planet!
Get out the Crisco.
Get out the crayons and color me tickled pink! - Flanders
Get out the piano you stupid furry bucktoothed gits!
Get out the potato cake & unwrap it - Mike to Dr. F
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball! -Calvin
Get out there and bring home something to eat. * Mrs. Dragon
Get out there and knock 'em alive! - BJ to Hawk
Get out your favorite pair of pumps & have a ball - Dr. F
Get out your favorite pair of pumps and have a ball. -- Forrester
Get out your handbaskets... we're going for a ride!!
Get out your internet and go babblefishing.
Get out your umbrella
Get out!  Get out! -- Tom Servo
Get out!  Gott in Himmel.  Get your stinking tail out of my face.
Get out! - Judge Henry Bone
Get out, Spock. Kirk
Get outa town! You're nickname was never Ace. Maybe Ace-hole.-Lister
Get outta here! And don't come back for five to seven days!
Get outta here! I'm sorry. No, I didn't mean--Garibaldi.
Get outta my face, Stenchler!
Get over it!......Don Henley/Glenn Frey
Get paranoid when ya here my glock clickin'. - Cypress Hill
Get ready for more of what we did in '94 (unemploy liberals)
Get ready.  *PING* -- Tom Servo
Get real, get Terminate!
Get real, get better, get faster, get Terminate!
Get revenge!  Live long enough to become a problem to your kids.
Get rich through Mail Order!  Free Details!  Send $5 s&h to
Get rid of Doublespace and use Triplespace instead, it is SAFE.
Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
Get rid of that `goto' before the Kempei-Code gets YOU!
Get rid of that damn twitch! - Picard
Get rid of that unwanted FAT -- DL a trojan today!
Get rid of that unwanted FAT  Download a Trojan today!
Get rid of the kids, the cat's allergic
Get rid of the middleman:  abolish the provinces"  'Wolf
Get rid of your problems...ditch the IBM and get an Amiga
Get right! Or get left.
Get slimed...join the ACLU
Get smart.  There hasn't been a new man since Adam.  Richard Conte
Get some actual facts behind your argument.
Get some air circulating beneath the roof, said Tom fanatically.
Get some hair. Your brain has caught cold
Get some new taglines man!!
Get some security people and follow me down. - Spock
Get some sleep every afternoon
Get some!  Get some!
Get someone else to break the shrink wrap.
Get someone to buy you something you don't really need
Get stoned - drink wet cement
Get stoned! Drink cement!
Get stoned- drink liquid cement
Get switched on to model railroading
Get th' heck out of my "short timer Chair"
Get that PC off my bridge, No 1!
Get that PC off my bridge, Number One
Get that PC off my bridge, Number One!  Bring the Amiga!
Get that PC off my bridge, Number One.
Get that baby away from the com**@#$%^*NO CARRIER
Get that body to bed as I need a leg for my pillow. -cat
Get that butt in a chair as I wan't your lap to sleep in. -cat
Get that cat off of my HGDS^%A$%*(*@#:LSQKLDXS
Get that cat out of my beer!
Get that cheese to Sickbay.   Lt. Torres, Voyager
Get that cheese to sickbay!
Get that clown hammer! - Tom to Mike
Get that computer-generated geek off my network! -Grossberg
Get that dadburn cat out of my aquarium!
Get that dragon the world's largest mint - Crow
Get that fish out of my ready room!
Get that fish out of the ready-room! - Jellico
Get that glue of from your keyboard
Get that thing away from my horses! the Citizen snapped
Get that thing away from my horses! the Citizen snapped. <p. 27>
Get the ATV Bug, not the CW bug
Get the Analog edge...add distortion
Get the FIDO collectors cards! (with special hologram tagline subset)
Get the GAMEZONE-NET! Request 'gamezone' for info!
Get the Hell out of my way, I'm dumb.
Get the Legion Of Doom on Iraq's computers!
Get the NEW 'Barbie Divorce' doll! It comes with all of Ken's stuff
Get the Qallunaat stuff out of the way.
Get the Soft Cushions!
Get the Super Sauce Sauce, Fred! -Superchicken
Get the Viper Agents!  Get the Viper Agents!  Ook!  Ook!
Get the barbarian in the corner another drink, QUICK!
Get the blood gas infuser. Doctor
Get the camera off me...Show the RACE!
Get the cheese to sickbay!  - B'Elanna Torres
Get the cheese to sickbay.  -Torres
Get the cheese to sickbay. - B'Ellana Torres
Get the clown hammer!  Tom Servo
Get the defibulator!  Joel Robinson
Get the dinosaurs in, Martha, they're predicting comets!
Get the doctor. Hurry. Eline
Get the facts first - we can distort them later !
Get the facts first, THEN panic!
Get the facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Get the facts first. Then you can distort them as much as you please!
Get the facts first. You can distort them later.
Get the facts first. You can distort them later. - Mark Twain
Get the facts first. You can distort them later. It's the liberal way
Get the facts first... then panic.
Get the feeling that the computer is pushing YOUR buttons?
Get the flock outta here, you stupid birds !
Get the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Get the fun back into reading Playboy: get the Braille edition.
Get the government before it gets AAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Get the government off our backs!   Ronald Reagan
Get the government out of the arts.
Get the hammer Mama Papa has a fly on his head!
Get the hell away from me! - Scully
Get the hell off my subspace channels! * Sisko
Get the hip boots boys, it's gettin' deep.
Get the hipwaders out boys!
Get the kite, Beavis. - Butt-Head
Get the little machine that goes 'ping'!
Get the long distance feeling
Get the net.  Bird on the loose.
Get the new DOOM v9141.96! ALL BUGS FIXED THIS TIME! REAL
Get the new FLO-BEE do-it-yourself home sex change kit!
Get the new Ferengi workout video "Lobes of Tritanium!"
Get the octupus, honey, we're going to see the Wings!
Get the shotgun.  That'll learn 'em
Get the shotgun.  That'll learn 'em! - Tom Servo
Get the sky.  There, it's true, and their arms are too
Get the spacesuit. * Rimmer
Get the straight poop -- subscribe to the STARgazer
Get thee behind me Satan!  You push and I'll steer.
Get thee behind me Satan.  I was here first.
Get thee behind me Satan... you're blocking my view!
Get thee behind me, Satan - I was here first
Get thee behind me, Satan!  You push  *I'll* steer
Get thee behind me, Satan. - Matthew 16:23
Get thee behind me, smoker!
Get thee down.  Be thou funky.
Get thee down. Be thou funky. Art thou experienced?
Get thee down. Be thou funky. Yea, verily.
Get thee gone, thou art nought but a mewling dread-bolted pignut
Get thee to a Punnery
Get thee to a nunnery - Hamlet
Get thee to the Tub O' Jello!
Get them by the balls. Their hearts and minds will follow
Get them fourteen of whatever they are drinking, on me. - Talyn
Get these spiders offa me! - The Outsiders
Get this cheese to Sickbay!!!!!
Get this walking carpet out of my way. - Princess Leia
Get those phasers off stun.  No more Mr. Nice Guy. -- Sisko
Get those stabalizers back online! That or give it a V8!
Get tilt steering for more headroom.
Get to know your parents - you never know when they'll be gone for good. - Lee Perry and Quindon Tarver
Get too many irons in your fire and you'll put it out
Get treated like royalty; be seen topless in a tabloid
Get unstuck, and continue the briefing - Picard
Get up in the sky where they can't find you.
Get up maggot!  You have forgotten the face of your father! - Cort
Get up there you stupid coolotted littleTom mumbles
Get up there, you stupid coolotted little...  Tom Servo
Get up, Setup, Stand up for Your Byte
Get up, you brown noser - Tom as guy bows
Get us out of here, now! - Troi
Get us to the Enterprise! - Picard
Get used to Mongolian beef - Tom
Get used to disappointment! - The Princess Bride
Get used to your new home, MacLeod. - Killian
Get very good at what you love to do, because you can never get good enough at something you are not suited for
Get well soon!  (But leave me alone!)
Get with it,Put your head up your bum like the rest of us
Get yer Barney Burgers, get yer red-hot Barney Burgers!
Get yo hands offa me Mon-soon! (Slick)
Get your CAT! on a Platinum Server today...FREQ PX10TD.ZIP!
Get your OWN quote, dammit.  This one's MINE.
Get your QWKs on Route 66!
Get your Rat on a Stick at Rat in the Box!! - Firesign Theatre
Get your Rockies off in Banff, Alberta!
Get your act together; We could be just fine. - Spice Girls
Get your ass back into bed! It'll wait, and -I- won't!"
Get your bags together, come bring your good friends too
Get your bible, we'll look for loopholes. - Gazzo
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.
Get your bone honed
Get your buns outta' my truck - Tom on bread truck
Get your clothes on and I'll buy you an ice cream - 007 (R. Moore)
Get your dam finger out of your nose. Use a tissue!
Get your damn hands off my chocolates -PMS Gump
Get your ducks in a row
Get your exercise as a pallbearer for exercising friends.
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. - Mark Twain
Get your facts first,then you can distort'em as you please.-Mark Twain
Get your facts straight first, then you can distort them
Get your filthy hands off me or I'll cut off you balls!
Get your filthy hands off my dessert!
Get your fishing supplies at Honest Abdhul's Sushi Bar and Bait Shop
Get your frogs a crunchin', out upon the highway
Get your greasy white paws off my desk!  Crow T. Robot
Get your greasy white paws off my desk! - Crow
Get your grubby hands off MY recipe, I stole it first!
Get your grubby hands off my tagline!  I stole it first!
Get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape!
Get your hands off me, you dirty ape! - Planet Of The Apes
Get your hands off me.....before I do something I'll regret! - Dax
Get your hands off of him, Spock! McCoy
Get your hot dogs!  Ice cold hot dogs!  Dot
Get your hot dogs! Ice-cold hot dogs! - Dot Warner
Get your kicks
Get your laws off my body!!
Get your little metal hinders out here - Joel to Bots
Get your mind out of her pants!
Get your mind out of the gutter and make room for me
Get your mind out of the gutter its blocking my periscope
Get your mind out of the gutter!  Also pick mine up please.
Get your mind out of the gutter!  Grab mine too, please!
Get your mind out of the gutter!  Grab mine while you're there, please
Get your mind out of the gutter! Also pick mine up please
Get your mind out of the gutter! And pick up mine while you're there
Get your mind out of the gutter! Grab mine too!
Get your mind out of the gutter! Grab mine while you're there, please.
Get your mind out of the gutter, and while you're there - GET MINE!
Get your mind out of the gutter, it's crowding mine
Get your mind out of the gutter, it's too crowded down here!
Get your mind out of the gutter--and while you're there, get mine.
Get your mind out of the gutter. While you're at it, get mine, too!
Get your mind out of the tagline gutter.
Get your mind out'a the gutter and let mine float by!
Get your mind outta the gutter! And pick mine up while you're down there
Get your mind outta the gutter! And, pick up mine while y
Get your modem humming, headup on the highwaves
Get your modem runnin' Head out for the Blue Waves.
Get your modem runnin', head out for the highwaves!
Get your modem runnin'.  Hit that info-highway...!
Get your modem runnin'. Head out for the BlueWaves!
Get your modem runnin'... Head out on the I-way...
Get your modem runnin'...head out on the I-way...-Anna & Volehunters
Get your modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves!
Get your money for nothing, and your guys for free.
Get your next pet from the animal shelter.
Get your noodle wet
Get your nuts off... With Snap On Tools
Get your own bloody Taglines.
Get your own family! - Driss
Get your paws off me you damn,dirty ape!
Get your people out of here. Sheridan
Get your priorities straight, call a BBS.
Get your programs for nuthin' and GIFs for free.
Get your rocks off
Get your teeth out of my arm.
Get yours now!  Darn the future!  Vote Republican
Get yours now!  Darn the future!  Vote Republican
Get yours while there's still some left
Get yourself in that cool clear water
Get, ya little varmint! - Data
GetMeOutOfHereBeforeThatThingFalls! J. Jonah Jameson/SpiderMan Classic
Getcher scorecards! Can't tell the aardvarks without yer scorecards!
Gets along extremely well with superiors and subordinates
Gets along extremely well with superiors and subordinates alike: Coward
Gets herself dressed just in time, disappears on the 8:05
Gets hypnotized on the despun section.
Gets lonesomer than a mud puppy out here. - Dwayne (Darkwing Duck)
Gets my blood boiling just imagining your warm caresses
Gettin' beta all the time
Gettin' hungry, hungry for my kinda woman
Gettin' kinda cold Jim, throw another SD40-2 on the fire!
Gettin' kinda tense, aren't ya? -- Mr. Potato Head
Gettin' old ain't for sissies
Gettin'funny dreams again and again,I think I know what it means.
Getting Away With Arson  - By Bea Atf
Getting Even - By Lorena Bobbitt
Getting Hungry? Wear an amulet!
Getting Into Debt  - By I. O. Lots
Getting Old:  Remember Mom wrapped things in waxed paper.
Getting a little ansi are you ?
Getting a lot of junkmail?  Cancel your subscription to Prodigy
Getting a second chance is never a certainty.
Getting a sun tan in Australia, Kira spreads zinc cream on her nose
Getting a tagline or three from a message was fine - I often do it, but
Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you?
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
Getting baby to sleep is the hardest when she is about 18 years old.
Getting better
Getting better - not older!
Getting better.
Getting bigger every day!
Getting books in the mail makes my day a little brighter.
Getting booted is not as bad as confusing your hot keys. - Taltos
Getting caught is the Mother of all inventions.
Getting even is a moral imperative
Getting forgiveness is easier than getting permission...b
Getting fruit flies up your nose is not fun.
Getting good results by hocus-pocus is frowned upon.  R. Freimuth
Getting harder
Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?
Getting into trouble is easy.  -- D. Winkel and F. Prosser
Getting kicked in the gnads by a cow sucks! -Beavis
Getting laid is like brushing teeth - three times a day is about right
Getting laid while partying and being drunk..COOL!!
Getting laid's like brushing your teeth, three times/day is just right
Getting loads of loot is a very spiritual experience for me - Calvin
Getting lost in thoughts `cause it's unfamiliar territory
Getting lost is an act that takes only the action of awaking
Getting lost within myself
Getting nothing but static on Channel Z!
Getting old is mandatory...growing up is optional.
Getting old is not funny.
Getting people to like you is only the other side of liking them  -- Norman Vincent Peal
Getting pretty big for your britches, aren't you kid? - Aahz
Getting ready to call it a night? - Quark
Getting run over by a race car can ruin your whole day!!!!
Getting screwed while everybody else is getting laid.
Getting sea sick?  Get off the Wave and ride the Master Surfer, XPRESS!
Getting sea sick?  Get off the Wave and ride the Master Surfer, XPRESS!
Getting shot is a minor annoyance if you're a good guy. -TV Truth
Getting some is entirely different than being addicted to it.
Getting the baby to sleep is the hardest when she is about 18 years
Getting the fear Charley
Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules
Getting the truth from Clinton is like nailing Jell-O to a cyclone fence
Getting the truth from Clinton is like nailing Jello
Getting the truth from Clinton is like nailing Jello to the wall.
Getting there is only half as far as getting there & back
Getting there is the easy part. - Janeway
Getting tired of children?  Ever heard of youthanasia?
Getting to the point isn't the point
Getting to work on time makes for a long day!
Getting toward time for my broken watch to be right again
Getting up early is hazardous to your health
Getting up in the morning is simply a matter of mind over mattress
Getting what you want begets wanting more.
Getting your bunny boiled
Getting your canoe shellacked
Getting your weiner wet
Getting  all the time
Geysers, like us all, need to let off steam sometimes.
Gezundteit has a loose beginning.
Gggooollllllyyy!!! Imagine that
Gggooollllllyyy!!! Imagine that. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Ghaach is *always* served live!
Ghandi II: No more Mr. Passive Resistance!
Ghandi died for your Wheat Thins.
Ghandi replied, 'I think it would be an excellent idea.'
Ghandi would have smacked you in the head
Ghandi's Law: There is more to life than increasing its speed.
Ghargh is always best when served live
Ghetto down the highway at the speed of light - Joel
Ghost Riders In The Sky -- Outlaws
Ghost has a hole fetish - Keepers
Ghost love music - especially haunting melodies.
Ghost? - Fox Mulder (3x19)
Ghostrider, this is Strike, we got two inbound recipes at 0-1-0
Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers.
Ghosts at a Cmas party? Well, DEC 25 = OCT 31!
Ghosts go for haunting melodies
Ghosts love music - especially haunting melodies!
Ghosts? -- Bashir
Ghoulfriend: the ghostly creature that keeps haunting you
GiGo: Garbage in, garbage out.  See also, "Federal Government"
Giant Giant Space Hamster.
Giant Smoker not found: A)bort, R)etry, P)anic, R)un
Giant Space Hamster spit cures male-pattern baldness.
Giant Space Hamsters are sexy!
Giant Space Hamsters never get lost behind the fridge.
Giant Space Hamsters offer a veritable plethora of wonders.
Giant Space Hamsters:  Better pets than Giant Space Pit Bulls!
Giant Space Hamsters:  Fluffy, but with substance.
Giant Space Hamsters:  Tastes great.  Less filling.
Giant Space Hamsters: Better pets than Giant Space Pit Bulls!
Giant Space Hamsters: Fluffy, but with substance.
Giant Space Hamsters: Tastes great. Less filling.
Giant Space Werehamster.
Giant Steps Are What You Take / Walking On the Moon
Giant ape becomes religious leader in "King of Kongs!"
Giant beach ball's Bizarre Claim: "Little and Large have Planted Mind Control Device In My Head"
Giant radioactive salamanders are coming
Giants =*= Give LT a blow-- I mean a rest!
Gib Gates keine Chance !!!
Gibb's Law: Fools rush in where fools have been before
Gibb's Law: Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.
Gibberish <tm> "It's the next best thing to Being There." <sm>
Gibble, Gobble, we ACCEPT YOU
Gibbons really was a nut?
Gibson caught searching for the U.F.O. that left him here!
Giddy-up!
Giddy-up, burn up, stoke it up, and turn it up!
Giddyup, Beverly!  Picard
Gideon: He had a bird with him
Gie's a kiss!
Gift Certificate: Good for one free visit, Kervorkian MD.
Gift Hug...One size fits all and is easy to exchange
Gift idea: Slugs and salt
Gift of life,gift of wisdom,gift of light
Gift wrapped gun:  Legal concealed carry in NYC!
Gifted (n): a Blonde with  a brain
Gig drives - the Spice of the 90's
Gigantor vs The Great Mym Eater Of Dogs!
Gigantor! - Tom as Mamie walks slinkily away
Gigantor's the space-age robot/He's at your command
Gigantress! - Mike, Tom & Crow chant
Giggle a lot for no real reason
Giggle, SNORT! - A Buffalo laughing at Jeff's Funnies
Giggle, Snort, DARN!  The beer came out my nose!
Gigolo - A fee male
Gil Hodges is so strong he could snap your eyebrows off. Casey Stengel
Gilda Radner & Carol Leifer in a grudge match - Mike
Gilda Radner and Carol Leifer in a grudge match!  Mike Nelson
Gillenson's Law of Expectation: Never get excited over how people look from behind
Gilles Villeneuve, forever in our hearts
Gilles has a rage to win, more than any other driver
Gillette - parasta mit masokisti voi saada
Gillette Ladies Shavers: I liked the legs so much, I bought the company!
Gillfriend: a fish that comes back to you
Gillgab - A television fishing show
Gilligan little buddy, this Q fella said he can get us off the island!
Gilligan of Borg. Escape from the island is futile
Gilligan!  Get their phasers!    Okay, Skipper!
Gilligan's Island was not a documentary
Gilligan,The Skipper too,The Millionair
Gilligans Island For ID - in OZ (3:633/367)
Gillnil - Fishing all day but not catching anything
Gilooly said Nancy planed it for the sympathy/mercy vote.
Gimme $50 Or I'll Call Your Religion A Cult.
Gimme $50 or I'll tell Janet Reno you're a cult member.
Gimme 3 Steps
Gimme 700 Krusty Burgers!! Would you like fries with that?
Gimme DRUGS, Gimme drugs, gimme drugs or gimme TAGS!
Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment - Ramones
Gimme Just A Little More Time
Gimme Shelter: Preferred Rolling Stones song to use for Win95
Gimme a BLT.  Whoa, FAB!!  Where's the mayonaise? <SPLAT!>
Gimme a Jack Daniels and a bodybag...!
Gimme a Jack Daniels and a bodybag...There's a liberal
Gimme a P-Nut-Butter -N- Nanner sandwich.  Elvis.
Gimme a beer ! I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger.....
Gimme a beer. But it's 11 am So float a cornflake in it! --Norm.
Gimme a bottle of anything, and a glazed donut - TO GO!  - D.L. Roth
Gimme a bottle of anything, and a glazed donut.........TO GO!!!!
Gimme a bottle of anything, and a glazed donut...TO GO! - David Lee Roth
Gimme a break, Storm. THAT little gust of wind won't work. - Boomer
Gimme a break, Storm. THAT little gust of wind won't work. - Boomer
Gimme a dolphin burger and owl fries on a styrofoam plate!
Gimme a dolphin-burger.  Yeah, in the styrofoam box!
Gimme a fried brain on drugs, bacon, toast, and jam
Gimme a hug, ya big galoot - Frank to Dr. Forrester
Gimme a hug, ya big galoot!  TV's Frank
Gimme a large pizza with everybody on it. - Jeff Dahmer
Gimme a light!   SHIRAK!  UhmBud Light.
Gimme a light! - <snap>-hissss - No!  Bud Li%$++#@^NO CARRIER
Gimme a minute...my socks are on the wrong feet.
Gimme a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of cholesterol.  To go.
Gimme a pizza with EXTRA orc guts and goblin genitals?
Gimme a quarter and maybe I'll call someone who gives a sh!t!
Gimme a shot of Diet Pepsi.
Gimme a shot of reality...BANG...again...BANG...again
Gimme all your taglines or be assimilated by the Borg you lowly human
Gimme an airport and 2 years, I'll give you noise gripes
Gimme an entendre... and make it a double
Gimme another clip--we're gonna change lanes!
Gimme another twinkie, I feel like getting dangerous.
Gimme back my face!  You're getting it ugly
Gimme dat ol' time Constitution!
Gimme gimme shock treatments/I wanna wanna shock treatments/  Ramones
Gimme hockey, or gimme death!
Gimme something cold and full of gin. No! Not yer wife!!
Gimme that baby you warthog from Hell!
Gimme that cookie. I just changed my mind about the diet
Gimme that old time religon... Hail Zeus!
Gimme the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your RnR.
Gimme the book...Gimme my pants... - Arthur, to Swiss Army Captain
Gimme the chance to prove money can't buy happiness
Gimme the chocolate and no one will get hurt!
Gimme the gun, I'll do it - Crow offers to kill villain
Gimme the prize, just gimme the prize
Gimme two brains on drugs, over easy
Gimme two brains on drugs, over easy, and bacon
Gimme two brains on drugs, over easy, some bacon, toast
Gimme two brains on drugs, over easy.
Gimme two! - Crow
Gimme what I want, baby!
Gimme your best shot, pal.  I can take it. - Jack Burton
Gimme your lighter, let me sterilize them!
Gimme your lunch money, you knob! - Tom during fight
Gimme your lunch money, you knob! -- Tom Servo
Gimme' that Frank, you little crust! - Dr. Forrester
Gimme, a match, I think my gas tank is empty.
Gimmee a dolphin-burger. Yeah, in the styrofoam box!
Gimmie a tall ship and a star to steer her by.
Gimmie some of that Big Fat Money!!- Van Halen
Gimmies, Ghosts, even the Dims. Webb
Gimp Gump.........Guess what I have in my wooden leg!
Gin & I would like to announce our engagement - Tom
Gin and I would like to announce our engagement...  Tom Servo
Gin made from orgies
Gin rummy with Brandy's scotched, Bud, whined Sherry wryly.
Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw
Gin!    Judy Holliday
Gin. - Tuvok
Ginddup-ecir dna evol, efil
Ginger Ale - A drink that feels like your foot when it goes to sleep
Ginger Vs. Mary Ann, You Decide! - By S. S. Minnow
Ginger and spice, and EVERYTHING NICE! <or not so nice>
Ginger and spice, and EVERYTHING NICE! I'm gettin' hungry
Ginger did everything Fred did except backwards and in high heels!
Ginger is always sincere, just not to one man - Tori Amos
Ginger snap
Ginger was a bimbo
Ginger's Port LTD - matchmaking for regular users
Ginger's Port Limited:  Home of the 85 meg messagebase
Ginger's Port Ltd., 614-523-2307, The VERY Best!
Ginger's Port: Home of the 85 meg messagebase
Gingivitis is a crime best pursued by gumshoes. -PDC
Gingrich - just 2 indictments from the Presidency! *
Gingrich - just 2 indictments from the Presidency! *
Gingrich in '96: because deadbeat dads need representation too
Gingrich<=>Reverse Robin Hood: Takes from the poor & gives to the rich
Gingrich, n. abbrev. :  giving to the rich
Gingrich.Com enabled -- GET ME OFF THIS PLANET!!
Gingrich: so scary, some folks are considering Quayle!
Ginsberg's Restatement of the Three Laws of Thermodynamics: You can't win. You can't break even. You can't quit
Ginsberg's Theorems: 1) You can't win. 2) You can't break even.
Ginsu 2000: Cuts through lead pipe and still disembowels -- Tom
Ginsu Borg: You will be assimilated..But wait, that's not all
Ginsu _MY_ASS_! -Lightsabre Corp.'s Logo
Ginsu of Borg
Ginsu of Borg: You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's MORE!
Ginsu of Borg: You will be assimilated. But wait! That's not all!
Ginsu of Borg: You will be assimilated... But WAIT!
Ginsu of the Borg: You'll be assimilated, but WAIT! there's MORE!
Ginsu's now ready to unveil their commemorative edition I hear.
Giraffe: God's Animal program, release 0.9
Giraffeophobia: Fear of sticking your neck out.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very high
Giraffiti: vandalism spray-painted very, very high, such as the famous
Gird your grid for a big one!
Girdles are the reinforcement for the battle of the bulge
Girfriend Pregnant - (M)arry, (A)bort, (L)eave Town
Girl (singing): Are you happy? * Crow: Define happy.
Girl Byte>
Girl On a Budget: Penny Pincher
Girl Scouts:  It's not just cookies any more!
Girl Who Fly Upside Down Have Crack Up
Girl arrested for riding bicycle.  Charge?  Peddling her ass
Girl before the mirror appraises her disguise
Girl by the whirlpool, lookin' for a new fool
Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy
Girl not found. Should I fake it? (Y/n)
Girl of your dreams, unavailable except in GIF
Girl of your dreams, unavailable except in GIF, oops, I mean JPEG.
Girl reporter driving a Swedish car:  A "Saab sister"!
Girl should never marry basketball player, he dribbles before he shoot
Girl trouble?  Don't those words automatically go together?
Girl trouble?  Isn't that redundant?
Girl trouble?  Those words automatically go together!!!
Girl trouble? Don't those words always go together?
Girl trouble? Don't those words automatically go together?
Girl trouble? Those words automatically go together!!!
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary
Girl who douche with vinegar walk round with sour puss.
Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit
Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed
Girl who lay on ground have piece on earth
Girl who marry detective must kiss dick
Girl who rides bicycle, peddles *ss all over town.
Girl who sit on brother-in-law's knee, makes it hard for sister.
Girl who slides down banister nude gets splinters by crackey!
Girl with back to fire warming whole of her body.
Girl with blond hair have black hair,by cracky(Confucius
Girl with little red bike peddle ass all over town!
Girl you better get your red-head back in bed before the mornin
Girl's suck, until you ask them to.
Girl's suck, until you ask them to. - Lazarus Long
Girl, I owe Nabob a new oil rig!  Palindromic Pig
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
Girl, you must be a tater tot, cuz you're Orida!
Girl, you thought he was a man, but he was a Muffin.
Girl, you've got more curves than a back-country road!
Girl,there are really no words to describe my longing for love.
Girl-hungry nerd: cache or chick required
Girl: (to boyfriend) Again * Crow: I can't hear you worm!
Girl: (to priest) Hello father * Mike: Hello mudder
Girl: 4 months * Crow: She'll be showing then
Girl: Ciao! * Crow: Puppy chow!
Girl: Do you have a girl? * Mike: No, I got me a horse!
Girl: Drink your drink * Joel: (leering) Yes, mommy!
Girl: Every dirty little mind in town * Mike: Oh, Prince
Girl: From Iowa * Tom: Oh, you're stupid?
Girl: Get you back to normal * Tom: Define normal
Girl: Hands over your head * Tom: Pants over your head?!
Girl: He started * Tom: Being killed by me
Girl: He's alive! * Crow: As alive as a Finn gets
Girl: He's as harmless as a puppy * Tom: Yeh, Cujo
Girl: I couldn't be a* Crow: An actress!
Girl: I got this aunt * Crow: Carpenter ant
Girl: I mean it * Tom: In a completely insincere way
Girl: I'll stand by you * Tom:Because I'm Tammie Wynette
Girl: I'll wash & you wipe * Tom: Dah? Hahaha!
Girl: I'm a grown woman * Tom: (leers) I'll say!
Girl: I'm a woman now! * Bots: (Lustily) I knooooowwww!
Girl: I'm an hour late * Mike: I'm two weeks late
Girl: In our hearts * Crow: I'm thinking of another organ
Girl: It's not me * Tom: Snot yourself fine
Girl: Kali * Crow: A collie's keeping them in terror?
Girl: Kiss me! * Crow: Lemme get a running start!
Girl: Klausen again? * Crow T. Robot: I love those pickles!
Girl: Lieutenant Carson? * Tom: Hiyo!
Girl: Monk? * Tom: Art Monk
Girl: Neil? (couple kisses) * Crow: Kneel? Oh, my name!
Girl: No one touched my heart * Mike: Everything ELSE
Girl: Oh Larry * Crow: Oh Rob!
Girl: Operation Vacuum Cleaning * Crow: Operation Sucks
Girl: Police? * Tom: No thanks, I just had some
Girl: Premonition * Crow: I KNEW she was gonna say that
Girl: Red devil * Joel: W/Red Buttons watching Red Dwarf
Girl: She looked a little like... * Mike: Dee Schneider
Girl: Some kind of ray * Crow: Fernando Ray. Faye Ray.
Girl: Stand by * Crow: For Dutch Masters!
Girl: Startle you? * Crow: No, that's why I wet myself
Girl: State your piece * Mike: Or forever hold your now
Girl: Stronger than an oak * Crow: Dumber than a hammer
Girl: The Tugars * Mike: Just two guys?
Girl: They're shooting back! * Tom: The bastards!!!
Girl: Titanium? * Crow: No, my class ring. Thank you!
Girl: Too young to be wooed * Crow: Statutory woo!
Girl: We go this way * Crow: We go pogo
Girl: Well, I (pauses) * Crow: Dot. Dot. Dot - Crow
Girl: What about Nia? * Crow: You'a?
Girl: What are you thinking about? * Mike: Play-Doh
Girl: What makes you say that? * Crow: My mouth
Girl: What's our position? * Tom: We're 'against'
Girl: What's the address? * Crow: 716 Pimp Circle
Girl: Where's Mary Anne? * Crow: Uh DEAD...Uh Duh-dieting
Girl: Who did this to us? * Joel: Terrible script
Girl: Who's Mr. Clark? * Crow: The candy bar guy
Girl: Without Dazeer? * Joel: Without a brassiere?!?
Girl: You'd like to be here with us * Tom:(leers) Oh yeh!
Girl: You're sweet & smart * Tom: And oily
Girl:Do a great job in your picture * Mike:Not like now
Girl:I'll check you out * Crow:Lemme get my rubber glove
Girl:Is it tough? * Tom:No, but living w/the name Wadd is
Girl:It's not locked * Mike:(as trampy girl) Neither am I
Girl:Lotta dead fish in the water * Joel:You didn't wash
Girl:Whether you want to or not * Tom:I want to I want to
GirlError, search for a mistress instead (Y/n) ?
GirlError: Can't go out with ya Saturday - got homework!
GirlError: Let's just be friends, ok?
GirlError: You're to decide if there's any use of calling me everyday
Girlfriend & dog assimilated...reward for return of dog
Girlfriend Pregnant: (A)bort, (M)arry, (I)gnore, (F)lee?
Girlfriend Pregnent - (M)arry, (A)bort, (L)eave Town
Girlfriend name is BASEBALL. Won't play without diamond.
Girlfriend pregnant ! (M)arry, (I)gnore, (A)bort
Girlfriend pregnant. (M)arry, (I)gnore, (A)bort, (L)eave town?
Girlfriend pregnant: (A)bortion (R)etry (I)gnore (P)anic ?
Girlfriend pregnant: (R)etry, (A)bort, (I)gnore?
Girlfriend pregnant: Abort, Marry, Flee ?
Girlfriend wanted. No experience necessary - will train.
Girlfriend wants whale because they have 10 foot tongues.
Girlfriend's name is BASEBALL.  Won't play without diamond
Girlfriend?  Yep, a 50 MHz 486 with 256K cache!
Girlfriend? Ya, a 25 Mhz 486 with 256k cache!
Girlfriends do an extraordinary job of eliminating spare time
Girlfriends put at end to scholastic achievement
Girls
Girls Town. Who you gonna call? - Tom
Girls Town. Who you gonna call? - Tom
Girls Wanted...All Positions...Will Train
Girls are better looking in snowstorms. -- Archie Goodwin
Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken
Girls are like leaves: the older they get, the easier to start a fire.
Girls are like pianos.  When they're not upright, they're grand!
Girls are like slugs - Calvin
Girls are so weird.                            - Calvin
Girls are so weird. - Calvin
Girls don't chase after boys, unless they're getting away
Girls fishing with the boys come home with red snappers
Girls flip for guys in jams. - Hobbes
Girls get mink the same way mink get mink
Girls got balls. They're higher up, that's all.
Girls grow into women, boys just grow older
Girls have curves and boys have angles!
Girls have more delicate heinies. - Susie Derkins
Girls in Bikinis: Danger to motorists
Girls in a low cut dress show a lot of heart.
Girls just don't understand sports. That's the problem - Calvin
Girls just wanna have fun. Guys just wanna have girls.
Girls just want to have fun - C. Lauper
Girls just want to have lunch - A. Yankovic
Girls just want to have lunch... * - Weird Al Yankovic
Girls just wonna have fun
Girls like to be played with, and rumpled, too, sometimes
Girls no marry basketball players--dribble before shoot
Girls of the East Bloc - Crow on ugly, manly models
Girls of the East Bloc...  Crow T. Robot
Girls really do know just what they want -- you to figure it out for yourself!
Girls run thru my mind. They don't dare walk
Girls seldom show dimples to boys who have pimples.
Girls seldom show tits to guys who have zits
Girls should not marry basketball players, they dribble b
Girls should not marry basketball players, they dribble before they shoot
Girls should use red lipstick. It makes aiming easier
Girls suck, until you ask them to.
Girls wear wigs & falsies and then complain there are no REAL men
Girls were girls and men were men
Girls who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town
Girls who throw themselves at men, are actually taking very careful aim
Girls who wear zippers shouldn't live alone.
Girls who wear zippers shouldn't live alone. - John W. van Druten
Girls with guitars...she wasn't any debutante.
Girls would never stay out late if guys didn't make them
Girls!  I've been looking _everywhere_ for you! - Quark
Girls! The mads are calling - Gypsy to Mike, Tom & Crow
Girls' School Rule #3: Lights out at 9, candles out at 11.
Girls' abusers are usually men.
Girls, girls, girls!
Girls, never underestimate the power of spandex!
Girls. Death is a like a holiday with a group of Germans
Girls? Women? No, Gyno-Americans!
Girlz get minks the same way minks get minks.
Git 'n the truck, bitch. Redneck foreplay.
Git back.  What it is, Mama! Git back.  What it is, Mama! Git back t' de
Git in the woodshed. My belt is just aching to swing
Git on.  Git with it.  Git off... Others could be waiting
Git yer NoteSHADES(tm) here! Step right up
Githzerai, Githyanki, Who cares? They're all the same
Give  up  C:\>  for silly ICONS?
Give "Stove Top" instead of candy this Halloween...kids love it!
Give "The gift that keeps on giving" -- A female kitten.
Give 'Em The Axe -- Lizzy Borden
Give 'em 2.54 centimeters, they take 1.6 kilometers!
Give 'em 2.54cm and they'll take 1.6km!
Give 'em a pull
Give 'em a pull and go like the clappers, son
Give 'em a pull.
Give 'em head until they're dead!
Give 'em opposable thumbs and they're *still* crummy shots
Give 'em the hard sell, Frank! - Dr. Forrester
Give BAMBI an assault rifle, Sport!
Give Barney a free ticket to the La Brea Tar Pits excavation.
Give Barney a love-sick boa constrictor.
Give Barney a one way ticket to Jurassic Park!
Give Barney a pet piranha and tell him to hand feed it.
Give Barney his own late-nite talk show on Fox.
Give Bosnia back to the Irish.
Give Clinton an inch and he'll take 75% of all you own.
Give Clinton two terms--one as President and one in JAIL!
Give Clinton two terms. One as President, One in JAIL
Give DOS the boot !
Give God the Glory, and He will give you the VICTORY!
Give Jon Lovitz a life already!
Give Lorena a box, a magician in training, and a saw.
Give Me a Cookie!
Give Pizza Chants
Give Sadists a fair crack of the whip.
Give Stove Top instead of candy this Halloween... kids love it!
Give The Gift Of Life:  Be a bone marrow donor
Give Windoz the three fingered salute - CTRL-ALT-DEL
Give Windoze the 3-finger salute ALT-CNT-DEL
Give YOUR car a golden shower at Midas' Car Wash.
Give _Peace_ A Chance !!
Give a  Diabetic  a kiss....it's the only sugar  they  get
Give a Martian woman a chance and death must take a back seat.
Give a Moderator a brain and she'll swear she's the center of the universe
Give a Scottish army a good leader and you give them the world.
Give a Viking a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe
Give a bureaucrat an idea - they'll find a way to tax it!
Give a child mental blocks for Christmas
Give a friend Windows this Christmas, the gift that keeps on taking
Give a friend a TRIBBLE-- the gift that keeps on giving.
Give a gift that keeps on giving  - A female kitten
Give a hoot!  Don't pollute!  -- Woodsy Owl
Give a hoot, don't pollute--commute
Give a hoot. Read a book. - Krusty
Give a hug to your sysop!
Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass.
Give a kid a hammer and he'll find everything he meets needs pounding.
Give a kid a hammer and he'll find everything he meets needs pounding.
Give a little Byte - Take a little Byte !
Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime...
Give a man a cigarette and he's in your pack.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the weekend!
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the net and he won't bother you for weeks
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day
Give a man a fish, and he is fed for a day.  Show him how
Give a man a fish, and he is fed for a day.  Show him how to fish, and he is fed for his life
Give a man a foot, and he thinks he's a ruler.
Give a man a free hand and he will run it all over you - Mae West, Klondike Annie, 1936
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you (hopefully).
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.  -- Mae West
Give a man a free hand, and he'll run it all over you.
Give a man a free hand, with a bit of luck he'll run it all over you
Give a man an inch and he thinks he's a ruler!
Give a man an inch and right away he thinks he's a ruler. - Get Smart
Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler.
Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a woman pleaser!
Give a man an inch, and suddenly he thinks he's a ruler!
Give a man an inch, he thinks he is a ruler!
Give a man free hands and you'll know where to find them.  -- Mae West
Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
Give a skeptic an inch and he'll measure it.
Give a small boy a hammer and everything needs pounding.
Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding
Give a small child a hammer and everything needs pounding
Give a speculator an inch  and he'll build a condo
Give a student a modem and you give them the world
Give a woman an inch  and she'll park a car in it.
Give a woman an inch ... and you better follow it with eight more!
Give a woman an inch and she thinks she is a ruler
Give a woman an inch and she will beg for all 9
Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it.
Give a woman an inch, and she thinks she is the ruler.
Give a woman an inch, and she thinks you're hung!
Give a woman more than one [inch] and he *is* the ruler:)
Give a yell for tagline leeeeehes!
Give all orders verbally.  Never write anything down that might go into a
Give all orders verbally.  Never write anything down that might go into a "Pearl Harbor File"
Give an Inch, Take a Smile.
Give and you MIGHT receive.  Take and be SURE of it!
Give and you might receive. Take and be sure of it.
Give blood - play hockey.
Give children toys that are powered by imagination, not batteries.
Give children toys that are powered by their imagination
Give children toys that are powered by their imagination, not batteries.
Give children toys that are powered by their imagination.
Give children toys that're powered by imagination, not batteries.
Give daddy the glove back princess-Freddy Kruger NEVER-Katherine
Give every man thine ear, but few thy voice.
Give every man thy ear but few thy voice. - William Shakespeare
Give file a blindfold and last cigarette before deletion (Y/N)?
Give happiness/Deserve happiness.
Give her a 'lude; she'll bend over nude
Give her the time
Give her the usual; Chocolates, flowers, promises you don't intend to keep
Give her to @F - he'll eat anything!
Give her to Orville Bullitt - he'll eat anything!
Give her to Patrick Long - he'll eat anything!
Give him 2.54 centimeters and he'll take 1.6 kilometers.
Give him Slack, Or Give him Food (Or Kill him)
Give him a  fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set him on fire, he'll be warm  for the rest of his life.
Give him a handkerchief or something. Quark
Give him an evasive answer
Give him the finger? No! I want the finger. - Heidi
Give him the medicine badge. Goro to Salish re Kirk
Give in to the power of the music that I write...  - The Phantom
Give instruction to a wise man and he will be yet wiser
Give it an understanding, but no tongue
Give it back! You sons of b- Crow as college professor
Give it revolution!
Give it to Dahmer he'll eat anything!
Give it to Riker - he'll eat anything!
Give it to Worf, he'll eat anything!
Give it to him! Yeh! Yeh! - Crow on Dr. Forrester pinata
Give it to me and I'll organize it for you
Give it to me i throw it away
Give it to me, I'll throw it away - NIN
Give it to me, Lex! Tim I get to use it first! Lex LEX! Tim
Give it to the Fighter, He'll eat anything
Give it up Eric...you'll never get a celebrity babe
Give it up Yoshi, you cutie without a navel! Ooop- forget it. - Kamek
Give it up for my posse!  Hoop!  Hoop!  Hoop! -- Tom Servo
Give it up for my posse! Hoop hoop hoop! - Tom as villain
Give it up! I'm right and you're wrong!
Give it up?  But it feels so good when I stop!
Give light, and the darkness will disappear of itself. - Erasmus
Give me 'Space Rangers', or give me death! <SFX: Phaser firing>
Give me 12AX7's or give me death
Give me 14,400 or give me death!
Give me 40 acres and I'll turn this rig around.
Give me 40 acres and I'll turn this rig around...  -Willis Brothers
Give me Amiga or give me death!
Give me CARRIER or give me death!
Give me Christ or give me Hiroshima!
Give me Eve's perfume and I'll give you an Adam balm
Give me Ham on 5, and hold the Mayo. -Captain Over/Airplane
Give me Jazz, Classic or Rock, but not cRap
Give me Liberty or Death. - Patrick Henry 1775
Give me Liberty or I will take it
Give me Liberty or give me ... uh ... can I get back to you on that?
Give me Liberty, fries, and two cokes to go!  *CUT!*
Give me Liberty, or Give me Death. --Patrick Henry.
Give me Liberty, or Give me a six pack of Bud... I'm easy       ...NOT
Give me Liberty, two fries, and a coke to go.
Give me Librium or give me Meth!
Give me Life, Liberty, And The Theft Of Your Tagline!!!
Give me MY liberty, or I'll cause YOUR death!
Give me ONE good reason why I can't have it both ways.
Give me Rock, Jazz, or Classic, but not cRap
Give me Rocket Number 9!
Give me Star Trek or give me DEATH!
Give me Terok Nor or give me assimilation!
Give me Time Alliance or give me DEATH!
Give me Windows or give me death...or a Mac...same thing.
Give me Youth-In-Asia any day !
Give me a DOS (or Unix) CLI or give me death!
Give me a Gorbie and I'll conquer the galaxy
Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld so I can sigh eternally
Give me a Plumber's friend the size of the Pittsburgh dome, and a place to stand, and I will drain the world
Give me a bottle of milk and some tranquilizers.
Give me a break! I'm a PR major--none of this science and
Give me a break! I'm a PR major--none of this science and math stuff here
Give me a confirmed bachelor and I'll show you a knight in shunning armor
Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn
Give me a fish and I will eat today
Give me a fish and I will eat today.  Teach me to fish and I will eat forever
Give me a hotdog, he said with relish
Give me a kiss, darling. No, no. My mother is against kissing. But, my dear, I don't want to kiss your mother
Give me a lesbian or give be death!
Give me a lever big enough, and I will move the world. - Sheridan
Give me a lever long enough And a prop strong enough. I can single-handedly move the world. - ARCHIMEDES
Give me a lever long enough, and a place to stand, and I'll break my lever.
Give me a map and a compass, and I'll fly the Alps in a plane with no windows.
Give me a match and I'll see if we have any gas. - Famous Last Words
Give me a minute and I'll come back as a nun. - Klinger
Give me a minute to find a ladder and we'll hash it out face to face
Give me a minute while I discuss this with myselves
Give me a minute, and I'll come up with a better excuse
Give me a minute. - Frank. I'm not sure we've got one! - Hawkeye
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. - Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)
Give me a pair of succubi, call me in a month
Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth
Give me a place to stand and I will move the world. -Archimedes
Give me a quarter or I'll touch you.
Give me a second...I'm thinking !!!
Give me a sleeping pill and tell me your troubles
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day. - Samuel Goldwyn
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day...
Give me a standard Unix! Sure, which one: SVR4, SCO,...?
Give me a straight line and I'll bend it for you
Give me a thousand such warriors and I could change the world
Give me a ticket on that ship
Give me a tuna on rye, hold the mercury.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser
Give me all the luxuries of life & I can dispense with the necessities
Give me all your chocolate and no-one gets hurt
Give me all your money, Tom said steelly.
Give me ambiguity or give me death.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Give me an S . . . give me an O _ _ _ give me an S . . . = SOS
Give me an altar, and I'll show you a place where a bachelor loses control
Give me an answer, fill in a form, Mine forever more.   Beatles
Give me an example of pro and con. "Progress and Congress"
Give me anime or give me death!
Give me another word for thesaurus
Give me back my broken night
Give me back my haaaaaaannd! - Ash
Give me break, Ofc. I'm a distant cousin of your 3rd grade teacher.
Give me chains and handcuffs over lace any day
Give me chastity and continence, but not just now.
Give me chastity and continence, but not just now.  -- St. Augustine
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. - Saint Augustine (354-430)
Give me chastity and continency - but not yet! (St. Augustine)
Give me chocolate and no one gets hurt!
Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt  .
Give me coffee and no one gets hurt
Give me coffee, or forget getiing your code on time!!!
Give me computers, or give me death!
Give me connivance or give me death. --J. Biafra.
Give me enough medals, and I'll win any war  -- Napolean
Give me enough money and I will prove that God exists
Give me excellence or give me death
Give me freedom or give me death!  No!  Wait!  AAIIEEEEEE
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.  --Jack Benny
Give me half a chance, 'cause I'm Not Dead Yet
Give me half a chance, 'cause I'm Not Dead Yet
Give me ham on 5, and hold the mayo-Captain Over.
Give me just another moment to see the light of the day
Give me levity or give me death.
Give me libertines or give me meth
Give me liberty or EAT HOT LEAD!
Give me liberty or KISS MY ASS! - G. Gordon Liddy
Give me liberty or give me Megadeth
Give me liberty or give me Spam!
Give me liberty or give me death! - Patrick Henry, 1775
Give me liberty or give me death. --Frost.
Give me liberty or give me drugs.
Give me liberty or give me my modem!!!
Give me liberty or give me spam!
Give me liberty or give me...uh...can I get back to you on that?
Give me liberty or kill me! - Tom
Give me liberty, not equality
Give me liberty, or give me Kes.  On second thought, just give me Kes.
Give me liberty, or give me prosperity!
Give me liberty, or pull my finger!
Give me liberty...or EAT HOT LEAD, FASCIST!
Give me librium or give me meth.
Give me life, give me pain, give my soul again - Tori Amos
Give me life.  Give me pain.  Give me myself again
Give me lunacy or give me a bus ticket home!
Give me metal, or try to give me death! - Gary Wells
Give me my plutonium back or else! - Pretorius
Give me no sugar without her cream.
Give me one good man, and i'll give him back when i'm done.
Give me one good reason why I should listen to you.
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you!  Forrester
Give me one more chance and you'll be satisfied -- U2
Give me one reason I shouldn't rip you apart. --Simba
Give me operations-out on some lonely atoll
Give me panes!
Give me patience .  RIGHT NOW!
Give me patience! ......RIGHT NOW!
Give me peanut butter and nobody gets hurt!
Give me reality or give me death.  <Boom>
Give me silence and I will outdare the night.
Give me some Chinese food
Give me some Chinese food, said Tom wantonly.
Give me some cheese and I'll tell you, said Tom craftily
Give me some chocolate and no one gets hurt!
Give me some chocolate!
Give me some mora, Flora.
Give me some mora, Flora. --Zappa
Give me some sugar, baby.
Give me some sugar, baby. - Ash
Give me something challenging.--Tracy Hemenover
Give me something to believe in...<Poison>
Give me spam or give me death
Give me spam or give me death. - Jim Bodle
Give me that Old-Time Religion ... HAIL ODIN!!!
Give me that Old-Time Religion...PRAISE ISHTAR!!!
Give me that Real-Old-Time Religion ... HAIL ODIN!!!
Give me that old time religion.  Hail Zeus.
Give me that old-time religion.  Hail Kali!
Give me that! Sisko
Give me the Luxuries, and the Hell with the Necessities!
Give me the access code.....and I'll let you go. - Intendant
Give me the cat and the flame thrower!
Give me the chance to prove money can't buy happiness.
Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt!
Give me the coffee and nobody gets hurt!
Give me the girl and I'll let you walk out of here. - The Crow
Give me the grenade, Max...please! - Father Mulcahy to Klinger
Give me the gun, Bond said disarmingly.
Give me the lemur and I'll let you walk!  Crow T. Robot
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.  --Frank Lloyd Wright
Give me the luxuries, and to hell with the necessities.
Give me the map
Give me the mind of a child of 4 and he'll be mine for life - A.Hitler
Give me the necklace....No...The NECKLACE!!!!
Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue.
Give me the sharpener, I'm starting to get a little dull.
Give me twenty, corporal! - Crow to Tom
Give me two personal pronouns. "Who? Me?" Correct. - Monty Python
Give me water, and I'll burn it up
Give me you tired, your poor, Your huddles masses yearning to breath free. - Emma Lazuras
Give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void! - Magus (600)
Give me your car keys, your credit cards and get out of my way!
Give me your daughter; I have a Frutopia cap!
Give me your even better than coffee substitute. - Janeway
Give me your honorable Japanese instructions for the fire
Give me your name, horse-master, and I will give you mine, and more besides
Give me your tired, your poor ... they're genealogists! 
Give me your wife, I'll make a woman out of her! - Ric Flair
Give me..... Your dirty love!
Give me: 1) A tall sheep. 2: A star to shear it by.
Give my law firm a call sometime: Dewey, Cheatum & Howe.
Give my regards to all the people I care nothing about.
Give my the brain on drugs, with bacon, toast & coffee.
Give no deadly medicine to anyone. --Hippocrates
Give not a windy tagger a rainy tagline. --Tagspeare
Give out other people's unlisted numbers
Give peas a chance // Peas on Earth // Visualize Whirled Peas
Give people a second chance, but not a third.
Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
Give sadists a fair crack at the whip.
Give selyn - recycle life
Give some men a kiss and they try to make a meal out of it
Give some people a hammer, and everything becomes a nail
Give some people an inch and they think they are rulers
Give some people an inch, and they measure it
Give some women an inch and they've got a new bathing suit
Give someone a "hug-around-the-neck."
Give sound to joy and sing of hope and promise on dragonwing.
Give thanks to the Lord because He is good.. Psalm 136:1
Give thanks to the Lord for his unfailing love.  Psalms 107:15
Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good!
Give thanks to volunteers that enrich our lives, they deserve it!
Give that man a platform
Give that man arrays of pointers to functions!!!
Give that man arrays!!!
Give the Clintons what they deserve:  A Trial!
Give the Gift of Life - Be an Organ Donor
Give the Governor a "Harrumph"!
Give the Juice the juice!  -Anti-OJists
Give the Klintons what they deserve:  a fair trial!
Give the elders their due, or they will kill you. - Wisetongue
Give the gift of high velocity lead.
Give the gift of live, give blood (or play rugby <g>)
Give the gift that keeps on biting,....give Voles!
Give the gift that keeps on giving - a female kitten.
Give the gift that keeps on giving - a pregnant cat.
Give the gift that keeps on giving: a female kitten.
Give the kid a break.  If it annoys you, then just move on.
Give the kid a chance... Alice Cooper
Give the man a cigar
Give the man a cigar -- Amanda
Give the power direction, and it shall flow.  -Scott Cunningham
Give the ticket to my husband. He taught me to drive
Give them 2.54 cm and they'll want 1.61 km!!
Give them RADAR-GUIDED SKEE-BALL LANES and VELVEETA BURRITOS!!
Give them RADAR-GUIDED SKEE-BALL LANES and VELVEETA BURRITOS!!                Go
Give them all they want, and all they will want is more.
Give them an inch and they'll take two meters
Give them an opposable thumb, and they think they're special
Give them shelter from the coming storm
Give them time.  It hurts much less to forgive than it does to regret.
Give thought to your reputation.  Consider changing name
Give to me you my leathers & take from me my lace - Mike
Give to the Clinton Contributions Fund c/o the IRS.
Give to the Crash Dummy Widows Fund
Give to the Get @F Laid Fund
Give to your friends and lend to your enemies.
Give unto give unto give unto give unto ME MORE ME MORE!
Give up all hope, ye who argues with a woman. --Farid Hajji.
Give up smoking? That's easy, I've done it lots of times
Give up smoking? That's easy, I've done it lots of times
Give up the need for approval AND BE FREE.
Give up yet?
Give up your guns when the Secret Service gives up theirs
Give up, MacLeod; I won't dismember you before I take your head. Kailer
Give up, you'll only live 'til you die
Give up.
Give us a couple of shakes to get our breath.
Give us a fag or I'll go spare
Give us a kiss! <MWAH> - Wakko
Give us a kiss! - Wakko Warner
Give us a kiss! -- Wakko
Give us a kiss...?      No...?     Maybe some other time
Give us a shout when it's over.
Give us a week and make me think of you.   Beatles
Give us a week, we'll take your tagline.
Give us more money, and we'll protect you better.
Give us more responsibility - B. Clinton
Give us some more clues about what you are trying to do.
Give us the flesh!
Give us the tools and we will finish the job. - Winston Churchill
Give us this day our daily analysts. -Dustin Hoffman
Give us this day our daily bytes.
Give us this day our daily crack. - Fishbone
Give us this day our daily discount outlet merchandise. Raise up a multiplex and we will make a sacrifice - Billy Joel
Give us this day our deli bread,,,
Give us this day, our daily shred.
Give us this day, our daily shred.
Give us time to work something out with him. - Sisko
Give us tools, and we will finish the job. - Churchill
Give us your guns or we'll burn your house down! - FBI
Give war a chance.
Give weeds an inch and they'll take a yard.
Give what you cannot keep to gain what you cannot lose
Give without remembering. Take without forgetting.
Give ya a fin for a Tagline
Give you $10.00 to take my bills!
Give you a coupon for next time - Tom as voodoo girl
Give you a coupon for next time...  Tom Servo
Give you an inch and you think you're a ruler
Give you five? I can give you fifteen! - Lister
Give your Drakkenstalns excersise - throw them in front of a Daisy
Give your LAN a token ring of affection
Give your cats exercise - throw them in front of a dog.
Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
Give your child the perfect Christmas gift -- mental blocks
Give your children mental blocks for Christmas
Give your computer some air: Rip out its Windows!
Give your elves exercise - throw them in front of Lolth
Give your heart to Jesus, you have everything to gain!
Give your kids mental blocks for Christmas
Give your troubles to God. He's up all night anyway!
Give your very best today.  Heaven knows it's little enough
Give your wife plastic surgery. Cut up her credit cards
Give yourself a gold star for everything you do today
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure.
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure.  -- Frank
Give yourself some credit! YOU saved his life!--Kes
Give {Hugs}, One size fits all & they're easy to exchange
Give!  Support the helpless victims of computer error.
Give'em opposable thumbs & theyre STILL crummy shots-Crow
Give, & you might receive. Take, and be sure of it.
Give...me you...an...swer...dooo    HAL 9000
GiveManFish&Eats4Day;GiveHimNet-WontBotherU4Days
Given a 50/50 chance, you can be wrong 75% of the time. -Dave Williams
Given a choice between grief and nothing, I'd choose grief. -- William Faulkner
Given a choice between two evils, pick the one you never tried before
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier
Given a conflict, Murphy's Law supercedes Newton's
Given an open book exam, you'd forget the book.
Given any problem containing N equations, There will be n+1 unknowns.
Given enough Computers and Cats, I could rule the world
Given enough caffeine and chocolate I could rule the world.
Given enough chocolate and coffee, I could rule the world.
Given enough rope, a husband will be tied up at the office.
Given enough time & money, any problem can be solved
Given enough time, Congress will pass Murphy's Law
Given enough time, even the unlikely happens.
Given my druthers, I'd druther not
Given my finances, tagline theft is about all I can afford these days.
Given principles follow their concomitants
Given sufficient time, any fundy will debunk itself. - Hector's Law
Given sufficient time, any fundy will debunk itself. -- Plasmic
Given sufficient time, what you put off doing today will get done by itself
Given that God is infinite, and that the Universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea cake?
Given the chance I'd lie again
Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around, I'd rather lie around.  No contest. -- Eric Clapton
Given the choice between my wife and CFL football
Given the choice between the experience of pain and nothing, I would choose pain. William Faulkner
Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile.
Given the choice between two evils, Take Both!
Given the options, we'll audition! - Yakko
Given the point spread at -37 inches, I'm still betting on David.
Given time we will win the fight.
Given two choices, you'll make the wrong one -- twice
Given two evils, always pick the one you haven't tried yet.
Gives a lot of bull for somebody what ain't got no cattle
Gives a whole new meaning to "Lets eat Greek tonight" doesn't it?
Gives him three inches on Me! - Don Horton
Givin' the Miners a long distance CHEER!!!!
Givin' the dog a bone
Givin' up the goo to the bones groove. - Fishbone
Giving advice is about as effective as explaining chess to your cat.
Giving advice isn't as risky as people say. Few ever take it anyway. (WILLIAM FEATHER)
Giving autographs causes severe back pain. - Larry Niven
Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy
Giving away promises I know that I can't keep
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. - Carol Burnett
Giving folks a piece of your mind makes you empty-headed!
Giving her a pearl necklace
Giving is good as long as your getting...- Spice Girls
Giving me shots for a thousand rare infections
Giving money and power to Government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. -- P.J. O'Rourke
Giving money to Government is like giving drugs to addicts
Giving up Catholicism for Lent
Gizmonics Institute:  Home of the Deep 13 Burger.
Gizmonics Institute: Deep 13
Gizmonics Institute: Home of the Deep 13 Burger.
Glacial mountain  lakes  chili...chili  con tarn-y
Glackett: The noisy ball inside a can of spray paint.
Glackett: The noisy ball inside a spray-paint can
Glad I could help -- Geordi, Yesterday's Enterprize
Glad I could help. - Q
Glad I don't have to be Bobbitt's stunt man in the movie!
Glad all over...Beatles
Glad did I live and gladly die   Stevenson
Glad did I live and gladly die. --S=========
Glad everyone had a Great Time at the party!!
Glad it's not Crow.  He's a wimp. -- Mike Nelson
Glad it's not Crow. He's a wimp - Mike reads letter
Glad my Sysops are tolerant about my uploads!
Glad to be computing
Glad to be of help/service. In lawyer rates, that will be $500.00.
Glad to hear it. - O'Brien
Glad to hear it. Kira
Glad to know that I can still make someone laugh.  <smile> - Anna S
Glad to know you  Genny who? -- The Cat
Glad to see Villeneuve get the win, bummed out by Alesi's DNF
Glad to see you're exercising you ascii!
Glad to see you're posting again...missed ya
Glad we could be a capitalist tool - Tom
Glad we had this little face-to-groin talk - Frank
Glad we have it, aren't you? --Richard Nixon
Glad you could make the heist, Mr. Disney - Crow
Glad you could make the heist, Mr. Disney.  Crow T. Robot
Gladly pay you Tuesday for a banana today
Glamorize all of love's needs. - Collective Soul
Gland I could be of cervix
Glas? Klar!
Glass Cellar of Male Disposability, 04--Death Professions.
Glass Cellar of Male Disposability, 10--Early Deaths.
Glass Cellar of Male Disposibility, 01--Suicide.
Glass Cellar of Male Disposibility, 02--Prisoners.
Glass Cellar of Male Disposibility, 03--Homelessness.
Glass Cellar of Male Disposibility, 04--Death Professions.
Glass Cellar of Male Disposibility, 05--Disease.
Glass Cellar of Male Disposibility, 06--Assassinations and Hostage.
Glass Cellar of Male Disposibility, 07--Executions.
Glass Cellar of Male Disposibility, 08--Draft.
Glass Cellar of Male Disposibility, 10--Early Deaths.
Glass OR class, Hollow or Solid - tubes = hot, transistors = COOL!
Glass blowers do it before annealing.
Glass blowers do it with a pontil rod.
Glass blowers do it with cherry paddles.
Glass blowers do it with huffing and puffing.
Glass containers will always break when you're barefooted.
Glass cricket bat
Glass empty, restore beer from pump
Glass half full? Half empty? Glass is too big.
Glass of water for Mr Granger
Glass's Law: "Enough" money is always $5,000 more than I make.
Glassblowers do it before annealing.
Glassblowers do it with a pontil rod.
Glassblowers do it with cherry paddles.
Glassblowers do it with huffing and puffing.
Glaucoma Patients Need Legal Marijuana!
Glava ko kocka leda putuje, ti znas, dobro znas, volim te
Glave prosto lete koliko je misao slobodna
Glavu dajem al' pare ne dajem. sifra  Jevrej
Gledao sam belo jutro, doslo je polako
Gleemites:  Petrified deposits of toothpaste found in sinks.
Gleep! - Gleep
Glen's nuts roasting on an open fire...  OUCH!
Glen:  Limbless man in a clear space in a forest
Glendale, Arizona: Home of the Thermally Enhanced!
Glenlivet - as Smooth as Jim O's head
Glenn Anderson: Sure reminds me of Mr. Anderson from B&B - same age
Glenn Brensinger  F8 is my friend!
Glenn Brensinger  I'm not God, I'm just his assistant
Glenn Brensinger  Peaches are OK in my book
Glenn Miller of Borg: Borgsylvania 6 of 5000.
Glennis "I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk"
Glennis has a few tiles missing from his Space Shuttle.
Glensdale, AZ: It is illegal for a car to back up.
Glide Range: 1/2 the distance to the nearest field
Gliding above while being below
Gliding distance: 1/2 the distance to the nearest field
Gliding on mist, hardly a sound.  Craving your kiss, Evil abounds!
Glimo:  To attempt to see who is in the back of a limousine.
Glinda          - Good Witch of the East
Glissando:  1) The musical equivalent of slipping on a banana peel.
Glissando:  2) A technique adopted by string players for difficult runs.
Glittering generalities! They are blazing ubiquities.
Glob thinkally, loc actally
Global Television, where they think the world is flat.
Global Thermonuclear War is the Hottest Game going.
Global Village Idiot
Global fish catch? ... Down 9% since 1989.
Global thinking is, no matter how you slice it, still globaloney
Global warming...making international friends
Global warming: From friction as Forefathers roll over in their graves
Glock 'N' Load.
Glock 21s make excellent moderators for most occasions
Gloffing is a state of mine
Gloria Steinem *IS* the man she was always looking for
Gloria Steinem lives in perpetual PMS.
Gloria Steinem see OTHERS as responsible for wrongs suffered.
Glorious Destinies make for Glorious Funerals - Vanyel
Glorious death?!  Hacked?  Wait a minute!! -- Finieous Fingers
Glory be to the Father and to the Son and to the Whole East Coast,,,
Glory in the Cross- Gal 6:14 -- Lloy
Glory in the Cross- Gal 6:14 -- Lloy
Glory is fleeting but obscurity is forever
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. - Bonaparte
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever...
Glory is fleeting.  Obscurity lasts forever
Glory may be fleeting, but obscurity
Glory may be fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Glory or insanity awaits...
Glory or insanity awaits... - Rimmer
Glory to God in the highest. --Luke 2:14
Glory to the Goddess, by all her names, known and unknown!
Glory, glory to the/King of kings
Glory, halelujah! Glory, halelujah! His truth is marching on.
Glove your chimney before you come in me
Gloves please....I practice safe sax.
Glow in the dark Vulcans live long and phosphor!
Glowing fish poop? -- Nathan Bridger
Glowing...glowing...gone! (Eye witness report of UFO take off).
Glub! Glub! I gotta get rid of this stuff!
GlueTag v2.0
Glutinoxious - Hospital food
Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us. - Peter De Vries
Gmaz, preterano seres !
Gnagloot, n.: A person who leaves all his ski passes on his jacket just to impress people
Gnagloot, n.: A person who leaves all his ski passes on his jacket just to impress people. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
Gnash your teeth more - you're not quite crazy enough!
Gnat cheerly I all ways spell check bee four send ding
Gnats can drive you gnuts !
Gnaw the bone which has fallen to thy lot.
Gnawimbly - A dog's chewed-up tennis ball
Gnetlemen, I know something of the law. Hengist
Gniddup-ecir dna evol, efil
Gnomes DO IT with fishing rods (etc).
Gnomes DO IT with mushrooms
Gnomes are too short to DO IT. <---Don't you believe THAT!
Gnomes are too short to do it.
Gnomes do it with machinery.
Gnomes do it with tools.
Gnosia - (translated) 'I knows ya'
Gnu:  The feeling you've seen this wildebeest before.
Gnus are Gnostic.
Go $HOME, Bill Gate$!
Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me.
Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me.
Go 'way!  You're @Sing me!
Go 'way!  You're bothering me!
Go 'way, kid; ya bother me.  <grin> - Anna Steven
Go 49ers! And take the Giants with you!
Go Ahead Then, Finish Your Stinky Old Puppets, See If I Care! - Ren
Go Ahead, Make My Day
Go Ahead, Make My Lunch!
Go Ahead, my TAG THEIVES are registered!
Go Ahead, snoop around. - Ace Ventura
Go Ahead.. We're cleared for weird here
Go Armed, Go Safe
Go Away!  I have a Assault Brick and I know how to use it!
Go Away!  by Ron Onhome
Go Away!!!!  Or I shall taunt you a second time
Go Away!: Ron Onhome*
Go Away, There's Nobody Here!
Go Baltimore Orioles - * 1996 World Series Champions *
Go Blazers!!!!!
Go Browns!  And take the Indians with you
Go Cards
Go Cleveland !!
Go Cowboys! And take the Rangers and Mavericks with you!
Go D.E. #3!  7-time NASCAR Winston Cup Champion
Go Dodger Blew !
Go FORTH and C PASCAL play COBOL with an APL.
Go FORTH and conquer!
Go FORTH and multiply!
Go FORTH, young man, and C all that you C-ANSI
Go Fascinate Someone Else.
Go For It!
Go Forth and Backup!
Go Forth and Live As Art!
Go Gators!!  -=;==;
Go Get Crazy - Kib0
Go Get Yourself A Rubdown Kiddo. --Stimpy
Go Go Gadget Tagline!  *SPROING!*
Go Golden State Warriors!
Go Habs Go!              and take the rest of the province with you!
Go Hawaiian give your gal a lei.
Go Hawaiian....Give your guy a Lei.
Go Hawaiian: Give your gal a lei.
Go Hawaiian: Lei someone.
Go Hawaiian: give someone a lei.
Go Home and Prepare Thyself
Go Hypermail!
Go Indians!  And take the Browns with you.
Go Kinser!!
Go Lemmings, Go!!!
Go Medievel on her slug butt! - Princess WhatsHerName
Go Niners! Three-peat!!
Go Rangers! And take the Cowboys and Mavericks with you!
Go Rangers! Isn't Baseball fun. :-)
Go STEELERS - Rush Limbaugh (commenting on the baseball strike)
Go Saints Go
Go Saints Go (Christians, that is...)
Go Speed Racer! Go Speed Racer!
Go Speed Racer, go Spee-- Arghhh!, the Borg are coming!
Go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go!!!
Go Speed Racer...  He's a demon on wheels
Go Sterling Marlin....Spring Hill's spirit is with you!
Go To Bed - Ida Wanna
Go Vegetarian!
Go West, young man when the evil go East...  Michael W. Smith 
Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. - Horace Greeley
Go Yoshi, while you still can. You'll never beat me. - Bowser
Go a head make my night.
Go against the flow - Rom. 12:2  1 John 1:7
Go against the flow-only dead fish swim with the stream
Go ahead  open my wrists
Go ahead & drink me in folks. There are no bad parts
Go ahead & kiss your ass goodbye! - Crow to pilot
Go ahead & laugh. They got a kitty in that bomb - Mike
Go ahead (((VIRUS)))  (((ViRuS)))  (((vIrUs))), steal me
Go ahead - correct my typos I'll make more!
Go ahead . . . Make my Data!
Go ahead ... open my wrists
Go ahead CBS, give the show to Dave, Rush won't mind
Go ahead Jack, you can crucify me now
Go ahead What you got to lose, try Clinton ver of NAFTA
Go ahead and *reek*, gentlemen! - Winchester
Go ahead and believe what they broadcast.
Go ahead and do it.  You can always apologize later
Go ahead and honk  -  I'm reloading
Go ahead and keep honking - I'm reloading
Go ahead and kiss your ass goodbye!  Crow T. Robot
Go ahead and knock on my door, I'm already disturbed!
Go ahead and laugh.  They got a kitty in that bomb. -- Nelson
Go ahead and laugh.  They got a kitty in that bomb. -- Nelson
Go ahead and laugh...yours wasn't any better!
Go ahead and leave.  See if I care.
Go ahead and leave.  See if I care. -- DOOM
Go ahead and look at the docs, I'll watch the nurses.
Go ahead and pass me -- hell is only half full!
Go ahead and rock the boat! The only people who will care are the ones who   can't swim
Go ahead and smoke. I'm pushing for a tofu-free work environment
Go ahead and speak your mind... you have nothing to lose
Go ahead and steal my tagline it flatters me.
Go ahead and swallow your pride; its zero calories
Go ahead and take my advice, I don't seem to use it anyway.
Go ahead and take risks.  Just be sure that everything will turn out okay
Go ahead and take risks.  Just be sure that everything will turn out okay
Go ahead and talk. I cleared it. It's cool - Calvin
Go ahead and touch me. I want you to feel good.
Go ahead and touch me. You deserve it.
Go ahead make my day, STEAL my TAGLINE.
Go ahead make my day, snag my recipe.
Go ahead open my wrists
Go ahead steal this one.     Make My Day
Go ahead yell at me, I need the abuse.
Go ahead!  Burn your bra!
Go ahead!  I stole YOURS!!!!
Go ahead! Be crucified! See if I care!
Go ahead! DO IT! You can always apologize later.
Go ahead! Give me that kinkier than thou look!
Go ahead! I dare you to steal this tagline!
Go ahead! I'll only bleed all over your new rug.
Go ahead! Steal this Tagline! I DID!
Go ahead! Try it! Hugbees!
Go ahead!!!  I stole YOURS!
Go ahead, @F!  I stole *yours*!
Go ahead, @F, I dare you to steal this tagline!
Go ahead, @FN@!  I stole *yours*!
Go ahead, @N@, I dare you to steal this tagline!
Go ahead, @TOFIRST@!  I stole *yours*!
Go ahead, @TOFIRST@! Drown him! He won't do it again!
Go ahead, Arthur like person... -The Tick
Go ahead, Brian Watts, I dare you to steal this tagline!
Go ahead, Chad Harris, I dare you to steal this tagline!
Go ahead, I won't laugh at you any more than usual
Go ahead, Johnie give the show to Jay, Dave won't mind
Go ahead, Moderate my day.
Go ahead, Orville Bullitt, I dare you to steal this tagline!
Go ahead, Ross! Drown him! He won't do it again!
Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk.  I dare you!
Go ahead, bake my quiche.
Go ahead, bake my quiche. - Magrat Garlick
Go ahead, be a threat to the American way of life
Go ahead, be crucified, see if *I* care! - Brian's mother
Go ahead, blame Q if it make you feel any better. - Q
Go ahead, burn the flag, but wrap it around you first.
Go ahead, correct my typos.  I'll make more.
Go ahead, correct the moderator's typos.  I'll make more
Go ahead, flame me...I've got heavy duty surge protectors.
Go ahead, give me a good kick in the a$$, I deserve it
Go ahead, have your freedom -- just don't try to have MY freedom!
Go ahead, jump!  100,000 lemmings can't be ALL wrong.
Go ahead, knock our music, and we'll RAP back atcha!
Go ahead, make my danish.
Go ahead, make my day, Just touch my MODEM!
Go ahead, make my day. - Clint Eastwood
Go ahead, make my day. I'd like a Saturday, please.
Go ahead, make my tagline
Go ahead, make my.....GODDAM COMPUTER WORK RIGHT!!!!!
Go ahead, make my...miserable computer work right!!!!!
Go ahead, make yourself at home. You can start by doing the dishes.
Go ahead, misquote me.  Every one else does.
Go ahead, moderate my day - PUNK!
Go ahead, play innocent!
Go ahead, pull my finger, said Tom, gaseously
Go ahead, punk take this tagline, make my day <----bang!
Go ahead, punk...  try to take my gun away.
Go ahead, say something, amuse your friends...both of 'em!
Go ahead, speak your mind. The silence will be golden!
Go ahead, steal my ideas...everyone else does
Go ahead, steal my tagline. I stole yours!
Go ahead, tagline this for posterity
Go ahead, tagline this for posterity. - Dodger
Go ahead, tagline this post for posterity!
Go ahead, take a poke at me! - Q to Sisko
Go ahead, take my advice; I don't use it anyway
Go ahead, take one...taglines are a team effort.
Go ahead, take this tagline, make my day <----bang!!! 8-D
Go ahead, throw paint on my fur coat...and I'll be wearing YOUR hide!
Go ahead.  Attack me with that banana.
Go ahead.  Blame Q if it makes you feel any better. -- Q
Go ahead.  Make my .sig
Go ahead.  Quote this tagline
Go ahead. Attack me with that bananna.
Go ahead. Backup to the RAM disk - I dare you!
Go ahead. Be naughty.  Save Santa the trip
Go ahead. Dake my may.
Go ahead. Make my day, STEAL my TAGLINE.
Go ahead. Why don't you do it? Picard
Go ahead.. We're cleared for wierd
Go ahead... Make my coffee.
Go ahead... make my day. -- Dirty Harry
Go ahead......Make my modem.
Go ahead...MAKE  MY DOWNLOAD!!!
Go ahead...Make my day...Unplug my computer
Go ahead...say something...amuse your friends...both of 'em
Go ahead...we're cleared for weird.
Go ahead: Blame it on technology!
Go aheadburn the flag, but wrap it around you first.
Go aheadsay somethingamuse your friendsboth of 'em
Go all out!  Take the station wagon. -- Crow T. Robot
Go all out! Take the station wagon - Crow
Go and boil your bottom under a silly person!
Go and boil your bottom under a silly person! - French guard
Go and boil your bottom, you sons of a silly person!
Go and boil your bottom, you sons of a silly person! --Monty Python
Go and boil your bottoms sons of a silly person!
Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. --Guard
Go and catch a falling star
Go and press Eject on the loadable kernel module, willya?
Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms
Go as far as you can see, and when you get there, you'll see farther
Go ask Alice, when she was just small... - Jefferson Airplane
Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall. 
Go away - get away, get away, get-away.  - Nirvana
Go away Worf!!!
Go away an stop bringing facts into the argument!
Go away and come back tomorrow! - Oz
Go away kid, ya bother me. - W.C. Fields
Go away kid, ya' bother me.
Go away little boy.
Go away little girl.
Go away or I'll taunt you a second time!
Go away, I'm all right.	-- H.G. Wells' last words
Go away, I'm allright. - The last words of H.G. Wells
Go away, cat.  You make me smile too much. - The Crow
Go away, kid.  You @S me
Go away, kid.  You bother me.
Go away, kid. You bother me. --Foghhorn Leghorn.
Go away, like I'm not done yet!
Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.
Go away, you poopy kaka head Russians! - Crow
Go away, you poopy-kaka-head Russians! -- Crow T. Robot
Go away, you snake, Tom rattled off.
Go away, you've annoyed me enough today!
Go away.  - Vash to Q
Go away.  You bother me
Go away. - Vash to Q
Go away. - Wakko
Go away. I don't have a line - Crow on extra
Go away. I"m all right. -- last words of H. G. Wells
Go away." - Vash to Q
Go away.....Get your own puter this isn't a commadore.
Go back and watch the [darn] video! -Butt-Head
Go back from where thy camst - Q
Go back in time to an Indian take-away and order 500 curries
Go back in time!  Put instant coffee in a microwave!
Go back in?! Hello?! Neelix
Go back or thou will most certainly die! -- Q
Go back to Russia!
Go back to civics 101, do not pass Go, do not collect $200!
Go back to sleep. - Kira
Go back to the "head" part - Mike
Go back to the academy?  And be Wesley's roomate?  .. Picard "Rascals"
Go back to the golf course and work on your putz.
Go back to your HUMANS.. You are now outcast.- Grey Council.
Go back to your drawing board and blow it up. -- BJ to Zale
Go back, or thou wilt most certainly die!
Go bang your heads together, four-eyes!
Go bang your heads together, four-eyes! - Arthur Dent
Go bite the wall.
Go bleach your roots, creep! - Sailor Mercury
Go break his little legs, will you, honey? - Calvin's Dad
Go carefully
Go carefully, Batai. Eline
Go carefully, Farid.
Go carefully, James
Go carefully, Patrick.
Go carefully.
Go climb a gravity well!
Go climb a rock
Go climb a tree. - Kirk to Kor
Go climb your family tree
Go cruising for some more Lady Love - Frank
Go cry on someone else's shoulder, I'm off-duty. * Troi
Go defrag yourself -- Data
Go deliver a dare, vile dog
Go directly into debt.  Do not pass software store.
Go directly to Capt's Mast;Do not pass Bridge,don't enter Engineering.
Go directly to code. Do not read docs. Do not press ^C
Go directly to jail.  Do not pass Go, do not collect $200
Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect your mail packet
Go discover Cher - Mike to short crook
Go down to Hardware Hank's - Dr. F to Frank
Go down, in your own way... and everyday is the right day -Floyd
Go east! The dam is broken - Crow T. Robot as teens flee
Go eat the sparrows, you creep! - Pesto Goodfeather
Go eat the sparrows, you creep! -- Pesto
Go fascinate someone else
Go fast and turn in to the nearest Burger King please
Go find your own tagline!  This one's MINE
Go fishin.. cause it's Gooood fer ya.
Go for Baroque.  Or at least get a Handel on it.
Go for it!  Make my fraggin solar year - Officer Lou Welch.
Go for it! If it breaks it was worthless and would've broken anyway
Go for the gusto, @F!
Go for the gusto, @TOFIRST@!
Go for the gusto, Mitchell!
Go for the gusto, Orville!
Go for younger men. You might as well-- they never mature anyway
Go for your guns you scum sucking mollusks! - Kryten
Go forth and multiply... divide only if not on a Pentium
Go forth, and finish business. - Dominic T. Stilton
Go forth, and sin more creatively next time
Go forward to tomorrow, or past to, to the back!-Quayle
Go french-kiss a Pak'Ma'ra!
Go get YD-100, I need some light here !
Go get an off-line reader, and then learn how to use it.
Go get the bard off the floor.  We got some killing to do.
Go get the buttered toast and salami!
Go get the conga, Dan!
Go get your backup tape
Go get your ride and take her back to base. - Stormtrooper Scout
Go get your ride..take her back to base
Go ghoti.
Go go Gadget, Intel computer!
Go go Power Rangers....bang...bang...bang...bang...bang
Go hang a salami! I'm a lasagna hog!
Go hence, and sin more creatively next time.
Go hit the pace car, you hit everything else!
Go home and cry, baby. - Naval Pirhana
Go home and to bed in your father's underwear!  -Mild Norwegian insult
Go home at 2:00 with a ten... wake up at 10:00 with a two.
Go home, you're bad luck! - Marge
Go home, your mama's calling
Go home. - Odo
Go home. You look like you had a long, hard night
Go in peace, live no more - Crow as villainous priest
Go in peace, shoot to kill
Go in peace, to love and serve, Union Pacific. -Tom Servo
Go in peace.  Live no more. -- Crow T. Robot
Go into a Firehouse and scream Movie!
Go into an adult theater with a squirt gun full of warm hand lotion.
Go into genetics and get ahead (Or two).
Go kiss a Wookie!
Go kiss a Yeti
Go like a rat up a rhododendron
Go like the clappers, son.
Go mba h dhuit
Go no further.  Trespassers will be violated
Go not to Usenet for counsel, for it will say both no, and yes,
Go not to Usenet for counsel, for it will say both no, and yes, and no, and  yes
Go not to the elves for a name, for they will give you two dozen
Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes.
Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. -- J.R.R. Tolkien
Go not to the machines for counsel, for they will say both 0 and 1.
Go now and sin no more, said Tom vicariously
Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke up an unused path.
Go on ! Have a swig of this ! It'll blow the back of your shirt up
Go on and dreamyour house is on fire - Tori Amos
Go on and try it.  The worst you can do is make a fool of yourself
Go on and try it. The worst you can do is make a fool of yourself in front of  all your friends
Go on home & disappoint your husbands - Dr. F
Go on home, and kick off those cowboy boots.
Go on with your bad self, Beavis!
Go on! Read the message first! That's the important bit.
Go on! Shoot me again! I enjoy it!
Go on, Bors.  Chop his head off!
Go on, Bors.  Chop his head off! -- Arthur
Go on, Dr. Scott.  Or should I say Dr. Von Scott
Go on, EMOTE!  I was RAISED on thought balloons!!
Go on, Mr. Vulcan. Neelix
Go on, be yourself!  There isn't anyone better qualified.
Go on, do Deformed Rabbit... it's my favourite
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough. - last words of Karl Marx to his housekeeper
Go on, go on, go for it! - O'Brien
Go on, have a guess. * Holly
Go on, just hit me! ...Name:Esc, #:27, Rank:UL
Go on, take that handicapped space, but take my handicap with it!
Go on, you seem to like babbling to yourself.
Go on.......don't keep the Vulcans waiting. - Odo
Go out and tell a lie that will make the whole family proud of you. -- Cadmus, to Pentheus, in "The Bacchae" by Euripides
Go out for dinner, it keeps some of us employed.
Go out get drunk get wild have fun.
Go out into the hall. NOW. Certain death is awaiting.Thankyou.
Go out with girls Dutch treat -- pay for dinner, drinks, and the movie, and the rest of the evening is on her
Go out, get drunk, get wild, have fun
Go outdoors and get rid of nerves.  Dr. Frank Crane
Go over my head again and I'll have yours on a platter.
Go over my head again and I'll have yours on a platter.  Sisko to Kira
Go over to the playfully evil side:  Deep 13!
Go piss up a rope!  Mike Nelson
Go piss up a rope! - Mike
Go places ... travel by Transit
Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what value there may be in owning a piece thereof
Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what value there may be in owning a piece thereof. -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
Go play with a nut
Go pump some neurons!  Mrs. Doubtfire
Go relocate to a theological place of eternal punishment.
Go right into the thing that scares you, and it hands you just what you want. - Helen Hunt
Go running for the shelter of your Mother's lil' helper
Go screw a meat mincer!
Go see it, and see for yourself why it shouldn't be seen. --Sam Goldwyn
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn
Go see yer momma, you little green lizard! - Naval Pirhana
Go shopping. Buy Stuff. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
Go sit on your prayer wheel and spin!
Go skinny-dipping!!!!!
Go slide down a razor blade and use your balls as brakes!
Go slowly to the entertainments of thy friends, but quickly to their misfortunes. -- Chilo
Go soak your head - Hobbes
Go soak your head, puny human.
Go softly....it's dark out there
Go soothingly in the grease mud, as there lurks the skid
Go stick it up your expansion slot!
Go stick your fingers in your ears and hum real loud.--Sheridan
Go stick your head in a pig.
Go straight offline. Do not pass the sysop.  Do not collect $200!
Go straight to Kran-Tobal prison. Do not pass DS9. Do not collect GPL!
Go straight to Taglines.  Do not pass GO.  Do not collect $200!
Go straight to the docs.  Do not pass GO
Go straight to the docs.  Do not pass GO.  Do not collect
Go suck on a tailpipe, you liberal scumbag!
Go tell it to the Marines! Those guys will believe ANYTHING!
Go the extra mile to prove them wrong.
Go the extra mile.  It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker
Go then.  There are other nets than these
Go thou and at least, sin creatively next time
Go thou and sin more creatively next time.
Go through the motions anyway; you might get lucky. -Thomas Magnum
Go thrust him out at gates, and let him smell his way to
Go to 7th Level's Pythonfest in August!!
Go to Alert Status 4. Kirk
Go to Florida a tourist, go home a felon.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. -- Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for company. - S. Clemens
Go to Heaven!
Go to Hell for the company; Heaven for climate - M Twain
Go to Hell! or other direct insult is all the answer a snoopy question deserves. - Lazarus Long
Go to Hooters and play D00M
Go to Peter Pan's beauty shop before your pan peters out
Go to Sector 5!  Get down!  Stay down! -- Tom Servo
Go to Top Menu.. <Bild> ..of Duane & Eva's Old Kentucky Home Page
Go to Warp 5, Mister LaForge. Aye sir, full impulse. OOPS!
Go to _full_ magnification. - Kirk
Go to a bookstore and ask for the self-help section.
Go to a movie tonight.  Darkness becomes you
Go to a nude beach.  Keep abreast of developments
Go to bed old man!
Go to bed. You have done enough damage today
Go to church now, and avoid the Christmas rush
Go to church this Sunday - avoid the Christmas rush
Go to hell if you consult a psychic. [Lev. 19:31]
Go to hell is the only answer a snooper's question rates.
Go to hell, Beavis. - Butt-Head
Go to hell, and take your tagline with you.
Go to hell. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt!
Go to her door and beg like a human -- Worf
Go to sleep and dream of the tragedy that is your life.
Go to sleep now, or Barney will convert you.
Go to the Aftra - Tom to alien with shaved head
Go to the Astrodome - Tom on repetitious phrase
Go to the Astrodome...  Tom Servo
Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise.-Pr.6:6
Go to the back of the boat, Tom said sternly
Go to the bridge!  Stay frosty!  I have a plan! -- Joel
Go to the icebox and get me a Beer
Go to the mirror, boy!
Go to town, go to hell, go to jail
Go to work each day, someone on welfare needs your money!
Go to work for Disney, THEN you can be DOPEY for a living
Go to work in your underwear and the dream will go away.
Go to your corner and come out with your rapier wit drawn
Go to your homes and arm yourselves with whatever you can. - Chef
Go to your quarters or I'll pick you up and carry you there! - Kirk
Go to your room
Go ugly early
Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink
Go up to the place which you can see now. Thereafter, you will see more. - M.K. Atat"urk
Go where no man has gone b4! The ladies Bathroom!
Go where there is no path and make a trail.
Go with him.   Beatles
Go with the Bit!
Go with the Cuerv!
Go with the universe, then.  You're soaking in one now.
Go you wild bedfellow, you cannot soothsay.
Go your way, gunslinger, and save your soul. - Walter
Go!  And never darken my towels again.   Groucho Marx
Go! Or Stay! But do it because it is what you wish! Khan
Go! Stay On The Path. Keep Clear O'The Moors. And Beware The Moon!
Go, Go! Escargot! (Hey, the turtle's catching you!)
Go, Lemmings, Go!
Go, Odo--way to honk off the Klingon! - Anna Steven
Go, and never darken my towels again!- Groucho Marx
Go, and sin more creatively next time
Go, and the Lord be with thee. - 1 Samuel 17:37
Go, girls, go!
Go, lemmings, go!
Go, lemmings, go!
Go, speed racer, go!
Go, then.  There are other worlds than these
Go,Go Johnny, go go go.. g..damn, broke another string!
Go.  Leave this place.  They are not for you. - Ambassador Kosh
Go..Go..Godo watch him Go Go Go
Goal of life is not to win or lose, but to remain undefea\CO
Goalie for the dart team.
Goalies: At least we're in the Net!
Goals are dreams with deadlines.
Goals... Plans... they're fantasies, they're part of a dream world...	-- Wally Shawn
Goaltenders are better 'cause they've got bigger sticks!
Goat Boy is here to please you. Hur Hur Hur Hur Hur. - Bill Hicks
Goats DO IT with head banging
Goats do it with head banging.
Gob on him! Dribble spit on his face! - Crow
Gobbels Law:  Tell a lie loud & long enough and people will believe it
Gobble, gobble... uh, I mean... Mooo, Mooo! Nobody here but us cows.
Gobblygook...Turkey poo-poo.
Goblin Chirurgeion: "Student Health Services"
Goblin's aren't so bad - if you use LOTS of catsup!
Goblin: ...Instead of getting famous, I'm getting dead
Goblin: I *can* concentrate, damnit
Goblin: Mulder, I thought I told you to watch your back
God & I take little notice of each other except on important occassions.
God ... Country ... Honor ... Conservatism
God = God Tags
God = Jesus = Holy Spirt.  Enough said
God Bless AMERICA!
God Bless America, but God help Canada to put up with them!
God Bless Everyone  No Exceptions!
God Bless Ronald Reagan!
God Bless Ronald Reagan!
God Bless The Fruited Plain
God Bless Vespucciland!
God Bless one and all this Christmas
God Bless us cat lovers.
God Bless, and may your Pocket Protector always be filled
God Bless,and may the tape on your glasses never wear thin
God CREATED fossils to look old!
God Created Orgasms So You'd Know When To Stop
God Dammit, Jim, they're fundies!  They'll rebuke us!
God Fearing, adj. - Scared of the Sacred
God First, Others Second, Me, well....lemme seeee
God Himself doesn't judge man until the end of his days
God I can live with,but his Fans will be the death of me
God I can stand; it's the fan club that I hate.
God I can tolerate - it's his Fan Clubs that upset me!!
God I hate being right all of the time.
God I hate floppies.
God I love my job!  Who needs high school? -- Mike Nelson
God I want patience, and I WANT IT NOW!
God Is Our Refuge And Strength, A Very Present Help in Trouble !!
God Is Still God
God Jul och Gott Nytt aar -Swedish Christmas
God Jul och Gott Nytt aar -Swedish Christmas (aa is a wit
God Jul och Gott Nytt aar. - Swedish Christmas
God Jul og Godt Nytt Aar -Norwegian Christmas
God Jul og Godt Nytt Aar -Norwegian Christmas (Aa is A wi
God Jul og Godt Nytt Aar. - Norwegian Christmas
God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends
God Made Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the World!
God Mode, Light Amplification, and a Chainsaw..what else could one want?
God Money I'll do anything for you
God Money don't want everything, he wants it all
God Money just tell me what you want me to
God Money let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised - NIN
God Money nail me up against the wall
God Money's not concerned about the sick among the pure
God Money's not concerned about the sick among the pure.    --Nine Inch Nails
God Money's not looking for the cure - NIN
God Money's not looking for the cure. --Nine Inch Nails
God Money's not one to choose - NIN
God Money's not one to choose.
God Never Makes us Conscious of Our Weaknesses Except to Give us His Strength !!
God Roasted For Great Taste!
God Save the Queen, eh?
God Shmod!  I want my Monkey Man!  Bart Simpson
God Speed
God Zilla! that's asking too much!
God after creating man: "I can do better than this!"
God alone makes the heir
God always did like you best!  Joel Robinson
God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.
God always remembers where we are.
God and James Bond Seen Together in Planet Vulcan. "Is It Love?"
God and Pete duked it out to decide for who's sake it really is.
God and not man, make the heir
God and tyrants will be combined intoCatholic church to save time.
God answers all prayers.  Sometimes the answer is No.
God assigns relatives    .   .   but luckily, lets us pick friends
God bless America, quick!
God bless America. Let's save some of it. - Edward Abbey
God bless Atheism.
God bless Lilly St. Cyr!!!
God bless Madeline Murray O'Hare!
God bless everyone-(no exceptions)
God bless hackers...!
God bless hackers...!
God bless the DLS
God bless the USA!
God bless the rich.. without whom I wouldn't have a job !!!
God bless this lady rooster.  All the people said?  A-HEN!
God bless those pagans - Homer Simpson
God bless us all
God bless ye merry merchants let us make the Yuletide PAY!
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson. Heaven holds a place for those who pray. - Paul Simon
God bless you, Mr. Stroustrup!
God bless....may we all survive another blow from Mother Nature
God blessed Texas with his own hands
God built the universe in 6 days and played VGA Planet at the 7th
God can heal a broken heart but He has to have all the pieces.
God can pick sense out of a confused prayer
God can't alter history, so he created Historians
God cannot alter the past but historians can.  - Samuel Butler
God choose our relatives, Thank goodness we can pick our friends.
God chooses his workers by availability NOT ability
God chooses our family...thank God we can choose our friends !
God comforts us to make us comforters not comfortable.
God commands you to believe in Christ...  C.H. Spurgeon
God corrected her 1st mistake by creating Eve.
God corrected her 1st mistake by creating Eve. That was mistake #2
God corrected her 1st mistake, by creating Eve.
God could and would, if he were sought
God could create the universe in six days because he didn't have
God could create the universe in six days because he didn't have to make it  upwardly compatible
God could'nt be everywhere so he created grandparents.
God could'nt be everywhere so he/she created grandmothers.
God created Adam & Eve - not Adam & Steve.
God created Adam & Eve, NOT Adam and STEVE!
God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve
God created Adam first so he'd have a chance to talk.
God created Arrakis to test the faithful. - Maud'dib
God created Arrakis to train the faithful. --from "The Wisdom of Muad'Dib" by the Princess Irulan
God created Kats so that men could learn to understand women
God created a few perfect heads.  The rest he covered with hair
God created a few perfect people, the rest is righthanded
God created all men.  But Sam Colt made them equal
God created anchovies, Satan put them on pizza
God created cats so man could attempt to understand woman
God created cats so that men could learn to understand
God created cats to show humans how life is meant to be lived
God created dogs to give cats something to laugh at!
God created man - Smith & Wesson made 'em equal.
God created man and Colt made them equal
God created man and said "Aw shoot!"
God created man first because He didn't want any advice.
God created man first, a rough draft, then a masterpiece.
God created man in his own image, without His glasses on.
God created man, Colonel Colt made them equal!
God created man, and then created woman ... I wonder what his third option would have been?
God created man, but I could do better -- Erma Bombeck
God created man, but I could do better -- Erma Bombeck
God created man, then he rested.  Then god created
God created man, then, from that prototype, got it right with woman.
God created man.  Samuel Colt made 'em equal.
God created man.. Then some IDIOT created Amigas
God created man...and man returned the favor.
God created man; man, being courteous, returned the favor.
God created men because cucumbers can't lift boxes
God created men because dogs won't take out the trash.
God created men because vibrators can't buy the drinks!
God created men equal; Samuel Colt kept 'em that way
God created men to give women someone to pick on
God created men, Col. Colt made them equal
God created men.  Samuel Colt made 'em equal
God created movies.  Satan created Traci Lords movies.
God created only a few perfect heads.  The rest he covered with hair
God created only a few perfect heads.  The rest he covered with hair
God created people.  Samuel Colt made them all equal.
God created sex. Priests created marriage. --Voltaire
God created silk so that women could be naked while fully clothed.
God created the integers. The rest is the work of man.
God created the universe - but can He produce witnesses?
God created the universe out of chaos. Computers created the chaos
God created the universe, but died in the explosion
God created the universe... but can He produce witnesses?
God created the world in hope that he would make a prophet
God created whiskey so Irishmen wouldn't take over the world.
God created whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world
God created woman because He couldn't teach sheep to type
God created woman only to tame man. - Voltaire.
God created women 'cause sheep can't cook.
God created women because sheep can't type
God created women because women couldn't cook.
God creates ... Jesus saves ... The Church collects
God creates more horses asses than horses
God creates.  Jesus saves.  Cthulhu collects
God creates. I assemble, and I steal everywhere to do it
God creates.....Jesus saves.....Cthulu collects
God cures & the Doctor gets the Fee
God cures and the doctor takes the fee
God damn it Ensign, I fold... - Odo
God damn it, you've got to be kind. - Kurt Vonnegut
God defends my friends; *I* defend myself. VOLTARE
God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter
God did not create this package to work.
God did not say "And it was good" after creating Man
God did not say `it is good' after creating man
God didn't call them The Ten Suggestions!
God didn't call them The Ten Suggestions! The Church did
God didn't call them the 10 suggestions!
God didn't create the world in 7 days.  He pulled an all-nighter on the 6th.
God didn't make us all equal.  Sam Colt did!
God didn't not play dice with the universe. - Einstein
God didn't place SENSE.COM in your file path!
God didn't play dice with the universe.   - Einstein
God didnt document life, why should Microsoft document DOS.
God dislikes money  look who he gives it to.
God does answers our prayers ... we just usually don't like the answer
God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein
God does not dice with the universe. -- Einstein
God does not like to be told he does not exist. -Richard Thorneycroft
God does not play dice
God does not play dice with the Universe. -- Albert Einstein
God does not play dice with the universe; He uses a random number generator
God does not play dice with us
God does not play dice.
God does not play dice. (Albert Einstein)
God does not throw dice. -- Albert Einstein
God does own a race team and Roger Penske runs them
God does play dice with creation...But they're loaded!
God doesn't believe in Atheists
God doesn't believe in atheists, He's alive. - Rom.1:18-2
God doesn't build cages-just guardrails. *We* build cages
God doesn't change history, but historians do
God doesn't have to be anything He doesn't want to be
God doesn't kill babies with AIDS, Homo's will kill everybody with AIDS.
God doesn't laugh at your taglines because they SUCK!
God doesn't like to be misquoted
God doesn't make junk
God doesn't play dice with the universe! Its more like poker.
God doesn't play dice.  -- Albert Einstein
God doesn't want to get involved and is now living in Canada.
God doesn't want to make it too easy for his children -- many of them are
God doesn't want to make it too easy for his children -- many of them are spoiled enough as it is
God don"t make mistakes. That"s how He got to be God. -- Archie Bunker
God enriches.
God eternally geometrizes
God exists because it was necessary for people to invent him.
God favors fools, children and ships named Enterprise
God feeds the birds but he doesn't throw it in the nest
God fights on the side with the heaviest artillery.
God first made woman and then made beer to atone for his mistake
God first, Jesus second, Others next. Me? Well, I'm Last
God forbid anything should be easy. - Hawkeye Pierce
God forbid! You'd either scare'em all away, or kill them laughing!
God forgive the weak in mind!
God forgives Christians, who really need it
God forgives those who forgive others
God forgives us. ... Who am I not to forgive?  - Alan Paton
God forgives, but I have done nothing wrong
God forgives, but the Goddess loves
God forgives, the Goddess embraces
God gave burdens shoulders also.
God gave burdens, also shoulders. Yiddish proverb.
God gave man the breath of life, to grow up strong and take a wife
God gave man two ears and one tongue so that we listen twice as much as we speak. -- Arab proverb
God gave us Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
God gave us booze to keep we Irish from ruling the World
God gave us love. Someone to love, he lends us
God gave us memories to enjoy roses in December
God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December.
God gave us relatives, luckily we can choose our friends! 
God gave you a brain, not a bible!
God gave you that face, but let you pick your nose
God give me patience and I want it right now!
God give us men whom the spoils of office will not buy.
God give us relatives, but let us choose our friends
God give you grace to purge this place, and peace all around may be upon you. - Queen
God gives burdens; also shoulders.
God gives grace for whatever we face
God gives no linen, but flax to spin. German proverb.
God gives the milk but not the pail
God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them.
God gives us our relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends!
God gives us relatives, but lets us choose our friends.
God gives us relatives, thank God we can choose our friends.
God gives us relatives. Just as well we can choose our friends
God gives us relatives; thank God we can chose our friends.
God gives us the nuts, but he does not crack them.
God gives, the Treasury takes. (Gerd de Ley)
God got his A$$ kicked the first time.- Concrete Blond
God got his ass kicked the first time He came down here slummin'-CB
God grant me chastity, but not yet! - St. Augustine
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
God had nothing to do with THAT!!-Alice Johnson
God has Alzheimer's disease; he's forgotten that we exist
God has a big lap, room for all.
God has a plan for your life!
God has a sense of humor, He made you didn't he?
God has a sense of humor... She made men didn't she?
God has a sense of humor....He has to, to have servants like *me*!
God has a sense of humor...He made US, didn't He?
God has always been hard on the poor.
God has an "800" number - prayer!
God has never created a defenseless animal.  - Ted Nugent
God has no place in the public schools, just as facts
God has no religion.  Gandhi
God has no religion. -Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (1869-1948)
God has placed no limits to the exercise of the intellect he has given us, on this side of the grave. - Francis Bacon
God has placed no limits to the exercise of the intellect he has given us, on this side of the grave. - Francis Bacon
God has two homes  --->  Heaven and a Grateful Heart. 
God hates homos.....yes but does he like taboulie?
God hates homos.....yes but does he like taboulie?
God hates me that's what it is. <Murtagh>
God hath delivered him into mine hand. - 1 Samuel 23:7
God hath no fury like a sysop scorned!
God heals and the doctor takes the fee. -- Poor Richard
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
God heals, but always someone else wants a fee.
God help me, I'm a glorified CIVIL SERVANT! - Catwoman
God help those who do not help themselves. -- Wilson Mizner
God help those who don't help themselves.
God help us, another Cthulhu convert! AAIEEEEE!
God help you if you wear polyester
God helps them that help themselves. -- Benjamin Franklin, "Poor Richard's Almanac"
God helps those who do not help themselves
God helps those who help themselves, so I do
God himself does not propose to judge man until the end of his days.
God i hate the slmr tags that come with it!
God in her wisdom created tag-lines!
God instructs the heart, not by ideas, but by pains and contradictions. -- De Caussade
God intends to resign - when a replacement can be found
God invented Women because he wanted a good laugh
God invented chocolate, the devil added the calories
God invented dogs to give cats something to laugh at!
God invented man because Eva's vibrator ran out of batteries
God invented science. Man just discovered it
God invented women because sheep can't cook.
God is Awesome!
God is Coming!!! And BOY: is SHE pissed!
God is Dead - Nietzsche ::: Nietzsche is Dead
God is Dead! - Nietzsche            Nietzsche is Dead! - God
God is HERE, Let Us Celebrate!
God is Love  Love is Blind  Then what is Ray Charles?
God is Love, Love is Blind.....Ray Charles Must be God!
God is Love...Love is Blind...so Ray Charles is God?
God is NEVER late, but He misses some good opportunities to be early.
God is Pro-Life.
God is Pro-choice...heaven or hell...your choice!
God is REAL unless declared as an INTEGER
God is REAL, unless explicitly declared INTEGER.
God is Real, unless explicitely declared as Integer
God is a Conservative; Santa Claus is a Liberal.
God is a Republican
God is a Republican and Santa Claus is a democrat
God is a bullet
God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.  -- Voltaire
God is a comic playing to an audience afraid to laugh!
God is a comic playing to an audience that won't laugh
God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh
God is a figment of the collective minds' imagination.
God is a god of *humor*, too. - Bill Parkes
God is a polytheist
God is a sysop on a power trip !
God is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - Fuller
God is a writer, and we are both heroes and the readers
God is alive - he just doesn't want to get involved.
God is alive and well and working in a gas station with Elvis
God is alive, and She has PMS!
God is alive, she just doesn't want to get involved
God is alive. Ron is alive. Ron is God
God is alive... He just doesn't want to get involved.
God is always on the side of the poor and the oppressed
God is always on the side which has the best football coach.
God is an atheist.
God is an unutterable sigh, planted in the depths of the soul
God is coming and boy is SHE ticked!
God is coming, and is She pissed!
God is completely good AND completely powerful.
God is dead - Nietzche.  Nietzche is dead - God.
God is dead -Nietzsche
God is dead and 50,000 social workers have taken His place.
God is dead and Elvis is alive.  What a country!
God is dead and Elvis is alive. What a planet.
God is dead and I don't feel all too well either.... -- Ralph Moonen
God is dead and I want His job.
God is dead, F.W. Nietzche.  Nietzsche is dead, signed God
God is dead, and 50,000 social workers have taken His place.
God is dead, and no one cares! If there is a hell I'll see you there!
God is dead, but 50,000 social workers have risen to take His place.
God is dead--you are all absolutely free
God is dead-Nietzche Nietzche is dead-God
God is dead.  But don't worry - the Virgin Mary is pregnant again
God is dead. - Friedrich Nietzche
God is dead. --Nietzsche. Nietzsche is dead. --GOD.
God is dead. But don't worry - the Virgin Mary is pregnant again.
God is dead.-Nietzsche,1891  Nietzsche is dead. -God,1900
God is dead... and I want Her job
God is dead? Funny, I just talked to Him this morning.
God is faithful
God is fine.  It's his fan clubs I hate!
God is gay, burn the flag
God is great, man is not.  Man made beer but God made POT
God is in all of us, but the devil is in my pants.
God is in our wilderness to guide us. - Longacre
God is in the details - Miles Vander Rohe
God is in the details, Orville.
God is in the source code.
God is irrelevant. --Borg 7:13
God is just a concept from which we measure our pain. - John Lennon
God is like HALLMARK CARDS...He cared enough to send the very best
God is like Hallmark;He cares enough 2 send the very best
God is limited.  God can't build a wall that God can't get over.
God is love - but get it in writing
God is love Love is blind Ray Charles is God!
God is love, but Satan's a better lay
God is love, but get it in wrighting.
God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee
God is love.  And occasionally bloodlust
God is love.  But what a mischievous devil Love is. -- Butler
God is love.  Love is blind.  God is Ray Charles.
God is love.  Love is blind.  Is Ray Charles God?
God is love.  Love is blind.  Therefore, Ray Charles is God.
God is love. But what a mischievous devil Love is. -- Butler
God is love. Love is blind. Ray Charles is God!
God is love. Love is blind. Ray Charles is blind. Therefore...?
God is love. Love is blind. Therefore, Ray Charles is God.
God is love...  Love is blind...  Ray Charles is God!
God is love; Love is blind; Ray Charles is blind; Hmmm
God is love; Satan is 30 and up one set.
God is more interested in inner grace than in outer space
God is more than just a word in the Scout oath.
God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier
God is not dead  - he's alive and autographing bibles at Waldenbooks.
God is not dead -- he's been busted
God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.  --Anonymous, Graffito
God is not dead!  He's alive and autographing bibles at Cody's
God is not dead!  He's alive and autographing bibles at Cody's
God is not dead- he just couldn't find a parking space
God is not dead.  He is alive and autographing bibles today at Waterstones
God is not dead.  He is alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project
God is not dead. He is alive and autographing Bibles at Cody"s!
God is not dead. He is alive and working on a much less ambitious project
God is not dead. He just can't find a parking place
God is not dead... He's autographing bibles at Waldenbooks.
God is not dead; He's only swapped out
God is not dead; S/He just doesn't give a s**t.
God is not dead; he's just swapped out
God is not deadHe's autographing bibles at Waldenbooks.
God is nothing more than an exalted father. -- Freud
God is only infinitely powerful?  What a wimp!
God is our refuge and strength - Psalm 46:1 *
God is perfect, and His fan clubs are working on it
God is perfect, man is not. Man made beer, God made pot!
God is real ( unless declared integer...)
God is real (unless He has a non-zero imaginary part)
God is real (unless He has an imaginary non-zero part).
God is real (unless declared integer)
God is real, unless cast to an integer.
God is real, unless declared "integer"
God is really only another artist.  He invented the giraffe, the elephant and
God is subtle but he is not malicious
God is subtle but he is not malicious - A. Einstein
God is subtle, but He is not malicious.
God is subtle, but He is not malicious. - Einstein
God is subtle, but he is not malicious.
God is the Supreme Comic, but He plays to an audience who refuses to laugh. (Rev. Paul Mueller)
God is the simplicity of all things. - Ramtha
God is the source of all code.
God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever.
God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.  --Alfred Jarry
God is the ultimate Superuser.
God is their co-pilot. -- Tom Servo
God is threÚ    NO CARRIER
God is too vast to fit into only one religion.
God is wondrous, and mighty to be praised!!!
God isn't dead - he's just shelled to DOS.
God isn't dead -- he's been busted
God isn't dead  She was never born
God isn't dead, He's just trying to avoid the draft
God isn't dead, he just can't find a parking place!
God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a place to park.
God isn't dead, he just shelled out to DOS
God isn't dead.  He just doesn't want to get involved
God isn't dead. He's just shelled to DOS.
God isn't dead.. he's been retrenched.
God isn't dead... He just can't find a parking place!
God isn't dead...he just shelled to DOS!
God jul og godt nytaar -pre-1948 Danish Christmas
God kicks in ever increasing shoe sizes til he gets my attention.
God killed hendrix
God kills indiscriminately, and so shall we. - Lestat
God kills indiscrminatly and so shall we. - The Vampire Lestat
God knows all the jumper settings.
God knows our real needs and is working to meet them.
God knows what has happened here. It's a mess!
God lacks grandchildren
God left the receiver off the hook; time is running out.
God less savages, they'll never give up
God lets some folks make fools of themselves 'cause they're good at it
God lived as a devil dog
God lives in the closet..A pray closet!
God look at the time! My wife will kill me.
God looks more where men look the least - at the heart
God love the drunken old fart - Frank
God loves Black & White
God loves Black & White, but he prefers Johny Walker
God loves Hippies.  Just look at the strength he gave Samson.
God loves even broccoli.
God loves lesbians; everyone else thinks they're dungbags
God loves longhairs.  Just look at the strength he gave Samson.
God loves me.             God hates you. =)
God loves me.  I know he loves me.  I want him to stop.    --Jesus
God loves us the way we are but He loves us too much to leave us that way. - Leighton Ford
God loves us, foot in mouth and all.
God loves you & I'm trying
God loves you and I do to!
God loves you and he is going to send you to Hell.
God loves you!
God loves you, it's everyone else who thinks you're a butthead.
God loves you, so does the vicar
God loves you-so He is going to send you to Hell
God loves you-sorry, my standards are higher
God loves you.  Everyone else thinks you're an ass.
God loves you.  The bad news is, she's horney
God loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an arse
God loves you; everyone else thinks you're a butthead.
God loveth a cheerful giver. - 2 Corinthians 9:7
God made Adam and Eve - NOT Adam and Steve!
God made Adam and then He rested. He made Eve, and since then nobody's rested!
God made Beer to keep the Yanks from ruling the world!!
God made Burritos on the 9th day
God made French toast, whenever you compile it for kids
God made Man first, then made Woman after he did some improvements
God made Man, but he used a monkey to do it. --Devo
God made Mondays so we'd look forward to Fridays.
God made Pot, Man made beer. Who do you trust?
God made US different...So we could unit in splender!
God made US different...So we could unit in splender!
God made a few perfect people, the rest are right-handed.
God made all men, Sam Colt made 'em equal. --Saying of the Old West
God made beer to keep the Aussies from ruling the world!
God made cockroaches, Ma Bell made Lost Carriers
God made everything out of nothing, but it shows through.
God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through. -- Paul Valery
God made everything out of nothing. But the nothingness shows through
God made farts smell so the deaf could also enjoy them.
God made gays so Rednecks wouldn't be bored by just picking on
God made idiots for practice, then he made school boards. - Mark Twain
God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.
God made man first, but made Woman after he did some improvements.
God made man, Col. Colt made them equal!
God made man, but the monkeys applied the glue!
God made man.  Women evolved from monkeys
God made man....not WHAM. (W)asp (H)etrosexual (A)merican (M)ales
God made me an Athiest & who am i to question his wisdom?
God made me an atheist -- who am I to question His divine wisdom?
God made me an atheist...and who am I to question His divine wisdom?
God made men and women, but a GUN makes them equal.
God made pubic hairs curly so you wouldn't poke your eye out.
God made queers so Rednecks wouldn't be bored by just picking on blacks
God made some heads beautiful. The rest he covered with hair
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the Sch
God made the Kat so man could pet the lion
God made the big cats so mankind could ("dingy-dingy!") a lion's tail.
God made the cat so man could caress the lion
God made the cat so man might have the pleasure of fondling the tiger.
God made the cat so that man could caress the lion
God made the cat so that we, for a moment, might caress the tiger.
God made the country, and man made the town. -- Cowper
God made the first garden, Cain the first city.
God made the integers;  all else is the work of Man.
God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.  -- Kronecker
God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh
God made whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world.
God made whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the galaxy!
God made woman second, but made man perfect.
God made women.  Men evolved from monkeys
God made women. Men evolved from monkeys.<-Sexist drivel!
God made wrinkles to show where smiles have been.
God makes the impossible---Possible!!
God may allow this wedding, but *I* will not! - B-Ko
God may be subtle, but He isn't plain mean. -- Albert Einstein
God may be subtle, but He isn't plain mean. [Also found as "God is subtle, but he is not malicious."] - Albert Einstein
God may be subtle, but he isn't plain mean
God may give you seeds but he won't plant them for you
God may have a last name but I'm sure it's not "Damn It".
God may have made man first, but there is always a ruff draft before a final copy
God might still use him for miracle practice
God money doesn't want everything, it wants it all. --Nine Inch Nails
God money just tell me what you want me to - NIN
God moves in mysterious ways - but so do bowels
God moves in mysterious ways, but you take the cake-Mulcahy to
God moves in your personal problems
God must be a male! or cum would taste like chocolate
God must have a goofy sense of humor - Hobbes
God must have been an ugly bugger if you were created in his image
God must have loved calories, he made so many of them.
God must have used Adam's funny bone when he made Eve.
God must love Christmas Ruggies - he made so many of them
God must love calories, he made so many of them
God must love homosexuals, why else would he make so many of them?-
God must love stupid people, She made so many of them.
God must love stupid people, he made so many
God must love stupid people.  He made so many of them.
God must love the Common Man; He made so many of them.
God must mean males to be superior. Every prayer ends with "Ah! Men!"
God needs immortality to vindicate his ways to man. - W. S. Maugham
God needs immortality to vindicate his ways to man. W. Somerset
God needs one more victim --Tori Amos
God never hurries, but He's never late.
God never imposes a duty without giving time to do it.
God never laughs at my jokes.
God never shuts one door without opening one.
God never tried to out -stubborn a Cat
God not only plays dice, he also sometimes throws the dice where they cannot be seen. - Stephen Hawking
God now ends his broadcast day
God now ends his broadcast day -- Crow T. Robot
God now ends his broadcast day...
God of the Underworld, at your service. - Hades
God often gives nuts to toothless people
God only exists at orgasm and agony
God only threw the humans out of the Paradise
God opens a door & closes a window - Dr. Forrester
God our Creator gives to each unalienable Rights.
God owes an apology to Sodom & Gomorrah
God plays diceless... (Albert Einstein)
God please save me from your followers.
God plus one is always a majority
God protect me from my friends. I can take care of my enemies
God protect me from women with honorable intentions.
God protects and preserves the Craft!
God protects fools, which is why I'm doing so well
God provides our daily bread, but He expects us to do the baking!
God pulled an all-nighter on the sixth day.
God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools.
God put drugs on this planet to assist and speed up the evolutionary process.
God put me on Earth to accomplish a certain number of things.
God put the Church in the world,Satan put world in Church
God reports the world shall end and 8 o'clock... 8:30, Newfoundland.
God respects us when we work and loves us when we sing
God rest ye CS students now,
God rest ye merry merchants may he make the yuletide pay!<Lehrer>
God rest ye merry merchants, let us make the Yuletide pay!
God rolled a 20 on the Random World Generation Table.
God said "I don't want burnt fat offerings". Is he on a low fat diet?
God said "Let Chandrasekhar be"... and all had it's limits.
God said "Let Einstein be"... and all was relative.
God said "Let Heisenberg be"... and all was uncertain.
God said "Let Ohm be"... and all resisted thereafter.
God said "Let Planck be"... and all was quantified.
God said "Let there be @INI@, and there was @INI@ and God said "Whoops"
God said "Let there be Cats!" and was promptly ignored.
God said "Let there be Light" And The Pagan Said"Who Said That?"
God said "Let there be cats!" and He was promptly ignored.
God said "Let there be crap!"    and Macs appeared.
God said ATDT17133200197 and there was a connection!
God said I don't want burnt fat offerings. Is he on a low fat diet?
God said Let there be light, So somebody struck a match
God said after he created Adam, "I can do better."
God said it, I believe it and that's all there is to it
God said it, I believe it, that settles it!
God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM. - Exodus 3:14
God said,  Let Newton be!  and all was light.
God said, "ATDT15043563252" and there was connect.
God said, "Let Newton be!"  And all was light
God said, "Let there be cats!" and He was promptly ignored
God said, "Let there be crap" And Windows appeared!
God said, "Let there be crap".    An AMIGA appeared.
God said, "Let there be crap"...  And Windows appeared!
God said, "Let there be tagline theft." And the words vanished
God said, Let Newton be! and all was light. Pope
God said, Let there be Tagline theft. And the words vanished..
God said: E = mv - Ze/r ...and there *WAS* light!
God said: Let there be LIPS! And there were lips, and they were good.
God said: Let there be crap, and OS/2 WARP appeared!
God said: t/T = {1-(v/c)*}. And then there was light
God save the king. - 1 Samuel 10:24
God save the queen.  She's not a human being. -Sex Pistols
God save the queen.  The facist regieme. -Sex Pistols
God save the screen!
God save us from a bad neighbor and a beginner on the fiddle
God save us from backwards-compatibility - arifel
God save us from closed-minded idiots.
God save us from those who want to save us from ourselves.
God saw absolute truth lying in the street and picked it up. The Devil said,
God says if we tithe $1 million, He'll give us the Mars Probe back.
God says tithe $1 million, & the Mars Probe will return.
God seems to have an inordinate fondness for beetles
God seems to have left the receiver off the hook.
God sees every sparrow that falls
God sends us meat, the devil sends us cooks.    Proverb
God sent Jesus because he was too lazy to do it himself.
God shave the Queen!
God she's evil, but she's a gunslinger as surely as Eddie is one
God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it. -- Austin O'Malley
God so loved the world He did *not* send a committee.
God so loved the world that he did not send a committee!
God sometimes you just don't come through
God speaks to us through line noise.
God spelled backwards is dog. Uh oh. My poodle's SATAN!
God spoke, "A little conservative shall lead them .."
God spoke, "A little liberal shall lead them .."
God stopped at Friday, why didn't Heinlein?
God sure has a crummy office - Tom
God sure has a crummy office.  Tom Servo
God the first garden made, and the first city Cain. -- Cowley
God to David Koresh in Heaven:  "Well Done, my son"
God to David Koresh:  Well done, my son
God to the amebas: Be fruitful and divide.
God to the cats of Earth : Go forth and adopt a human pet
God to the cats: Go forth and rule the humans who think they rule
God to wicked painter:  REPAINT! REPAINT! And never thin again!
God told Hosea, Know Me
God told me I'm crazy.  LIAR!! I DID NOT!!!
God told me I'm nuts.  LIAR!! I DID NOT!!!
God told me it's none of your business  Jimmy Swaggart
God told me to rob the 7-11!
God told me to set you on fire
God too has his hell: that is his love of man. - Nietzsche
God truly does love @N@
God votes Republican
God wanted the morning to start at 12:00 but something went wrong
God wanted. Must be immortal. Omniscience not required.  Will train.
God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts!
God wants widows, God wants solutions - Waters (no, he didn't say
God wants you to THINK, not THUMP!!
God was a Design Engineer
God was lucky only having to create a world and not an Internet-site
God was manifest in the flesh, received up into glory
God was manifest in the flesh, received up into glory. - 1 Tim. 3:16
God was my copilot, but we crashed into the mountains and I had to eat him
God was planning a cook out and civilization was the Bar-B-Q
God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal. -- Samuel Butler
God was satisfied with his work and that's fatal
God was so impressed with Redheads that he only made a few of us!!
God was the first to drop fire and brimstone on Homos!
God watch over you; MAYBE He won't barf
God went off on a celestial fishing trip. - Harold Emery Lauder
God will always be the spiritual focus of the Boy Scouts of America.
God will forgive me, that is his business. (Heine)
God will forgive me. That's His job, after all.
God will guide His sheep but will not tell which tuft of grass to eat
God will guide His sheep but will not tell which tuft of grass to eat
God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard
God will pardon me.  It is His trade. -- Heine
God works all things 4good4those who love Him...-Rom8:28
God works in mysterious ways, but he's a con man next to the Vorlon!
God wouldn't let me be successful. He'd rather kill me. (George)
God wrote all the books - we haven't heard Satan's side!
God!  There's credits all over the runway! -- Mike Nelson
God!  What a mess this family's in.
God! A red nugget. A fat egg under a dog.
God! Edam-made dog!-9
God! How do we look after this orgy? - The Cold One
God! There's credits all over the runway - Mike
God! What a mess this family's in.
God's Area Code is (906)!
God's Computer:  C:\PKUNZIP WORLD.ZIP  C:\Exploding BIGBANG.EXE
God's Laws have no loopholes
God's O.K.- it's His fan clubs I can't stand
God's OK : It's his fan club that worries me
God's OK, as long as you don't piss Her off
God's Opinion: The One That *ALWAYS* Matters
God's Will is found in God's Word!
God's Word is a lamp to my feet and a light for my path.
God's a busy man.               KIRK
God's a busy man. KIRK
God's a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh
God's alive & well & autographing Bibles at Waldenbooks
God's all right---It's His fan clubs I worry about
God's all right. It's his fan clubs that I hate
God's are like road kill, they're dead and they stink
God's code is the Source.
God's coming, and boy is She pissed
God's delays are not God's denials
God's existence will be proven when adequate funding is provided.
God's existence will be proven when you give me enough money.
God's favorite target for lightning strikes
God's gift to stoned programmers!
God's gift to women?  I hope someone saved the receipt
God's goal in chastisement is to correct my thinking
God's got a sick sense of humor, but he's mostly Tico
God's got an Army marching through this land!
God's hand outstretched...even to a ...stubborn people
God's last name is *NOT* Dammit - Ex. 20:7
God's last name is not "Dammit"
God's last name is not damn.
God's leading is always loving
God's love is like a rose without thorns.
God's love is the greatest cure for the hurts we feel
God's okay - it's his fan club that worries me.
God's okay - it's some of his fan clubs that worry me.
God's okay, but her fans are a pain in the ass.
God's okay, but his followers are a pain in the ass.
God's okay, but most of his fan clubs really worry me
God's okay, it's some of his fan clubs that worry me.
God's okay.  His fan club is what has me worried.
God's okay... I just don't like his fan clubs.
God's okay... it's some of His fan clubs that worry me.
God's own drunk and a dangerous man
God's pay is not great, but His retirement plan is out of this world.
God's place is the world, but the world is not God's place.
God's purpose for your life is BIGGER than your problem
God's retirement plan is out of this world
God's retirement plan is out of this world. - Anu Garg's wordserver
God's sense of humor really gets my goat sometimes. McCammon
God's side of the tire is Never Flat!
God's strength comes in abundance to those who ask.
God's way of telling you your furniture is too nice. 
God's ways are not our ways
God's wonders: A lawyer, and an honest man.
God, Family, Friends.........A true treasure.
God, I REALLY love this Nexus thingy... :)
God, I ask for patience -- and I want it right now!
God, I hope he isn't a schmuck like the others.
God, I love Congress
God, I love being picky
God, I love mouse support!
God, I love my brain. I'd scoop it out and kiss it if it wouldn't kill me.
God, I love the smell of cordite in the morning!
God, I love this job! -- Dick Durkin
God, I miss my tights - Crow as Adam West
God, I miss my tights.  Crow T. Robot
God, I need a drink
God, I never wanted to see *this* era again!  Tom Servo
God, I never wanted to see THIS era again - Tom on disco
God, I'd love to turn my little blue world upside down - Tori Amos
God, I'm bored. Might as well be listening to Genesis. - Rik
God, I'm good.  Tom Servo
God, You tell me not to doubt/But I'm always plagued by doubt 
God, do you need a woman to look after you? - Tori Amos
God, forgive those who trespass against us, for they are dumb-asses
God, give me patience, and give it to me NOW!
God, if I have to be a computer nerd let me have a 586-85
God, in His bounty and generosity, always creates more horse's asses than  there are horses to attach them to
God, in creating man, overestimated his ability
God, it reeks...  Crow T. Robot
God, it was weird.  <smile>  - Anna Steven
God, look at the time! My girlfriend will kill me!
God, my face is big - Mike
God, my face is big.  Mike Nelson
God, n. - There must be one. What else explains Leather Minis?
God, please grant me more patience...RIGHT NOW!
God, please let us go on this way.
God, protect me from your conservative followers!
God, sometimes you just don't come through --Tori Amos
God, stop laughing at us
God, that BUGS me when you do that! - Tom
God, the Government, the Law and the Courts operate in mysterious
God, to me, it seems, is a verb not a noun, proper or improper. - R. Buckminster Fuller
God, you're good! - Ivanova
God, you're tawny - Mike to slave girl
God, you're tawny!  Mike Nelson
God,I love my brain.I'd scoop it out and kiss it if it wouldn't kill me.
God,put device=tolerance.sys in your config.sys next time
God,thinking that DOS is too clever created Windows.
God- Please SAVE me from all of your followers!
God-Money's not looking for the cure.
God-money let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised
God-money's not one to choose
God. The original love connection.
God...My name is Billy Doyle and my cologne is Eau de Yak Urine
God.SyS Not Found...(R)eboot Universe?
God/dess is the power...  Magic is the focus
God/dess wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
God:  "'Course its a good idea!"
God:  (n)  The Greatest User of capital letters.
God:  What one human uses to persecute another.
God: ..and the secret to a succesfull life IS..@%DFA#X..NO CARRIER
God: Let there be tagline theft. And the words vanished
God: What one human uses to persecute another.
God: n, See Mythology, Fiction, Fables and Fantasy.
God:Let there be tagline theft And the words vanished..
God=Jesus=Holy Spirt.  No problem.
God=love. Love=blind. Ray Charles=Blind. Ray Charles=God
God?  I'm no god.  God has mercy.
God?  That's quite a long - distance call, isn't it? - Mulder
God? I'm not God! God has mercy.
God? Well, first of all, She's black
Godard___I'll be damned if I ever write a script
Godbee to Picard . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 billion to beam up.
Godbout's Law: If you can measure the error rate, it's TOO HIGH!
GoddZfOade the cat so wo/man could caress the lion
Goddamit! He beat me to it.-Janis Joplin on hearing of Hendrix's death
Goddammit, are you chewing on the cat again?
Goddard, Gloucester, Ontario, Canada
Goddess gives us the nuts, but She does _not_ crack them for us
Goddess help Man when we get free -- Jalisha, Black Fury
Goddess in my garden, sister in my soul.... -Rush
Goddess is afoot, Magick is alive!
Goddess loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ass
Goddess made the cat so man could caress the lion
Goddess protect me from anyone with honorable intentions.
Goddess protect you in your ways.
Goddess understands - She's a working Mother, too
Goddess was so impressed by redheads that she only made a few of us!!
Godel banished reason's primacy. What should we throw out with the
Godfather Rasta, I would beg a favor of you- Wraith
Godine ocaja godine nade, jedni ruse a drugi grade
Godly words and godly actions spring from godly character
Godot was here, but you'll probably never be able to prove it.
Godot?.. You just missed him...You're welcome to wait
Gods R Us - how may you serve us?
Gods Theme - Nation XII - 1992
Gods and goddesses, what an awful punishment. - Anna Steven
Gods are born and die, but the atom endures.  - Alexander Chase
Gods are for those who flunk cause and effect
Gods are like road kill: they are dead and they stink.
Gods have no one to pray to
Gods love atheists, it gives them something to aim at
Gods of the season lead me to my next incident. - Collective Soul
Gods protect and preserve the Craft!
Gods protect and preserve the Craft! May the Gods smile on you in
Gods protect us from the boredom that is Mechanus!
Gods rot it, I've got enough trouble! Leave my name out of it!
Gods save me from those to whom they've given a mission
Gods that can't save children aren't worth bothering with
Gods too decompose. God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. - Friedrich Nietzsche
Gods would resemble the bodies each species possesses
Gods would resemble the bodies each species possesses. - Xenophanes
Godspeed = 186,000 miles/second.
Godzilla Vs. Excedrin (The Big G gives Tokyo Excedrin Headache #106)
Godzilla gears for a Fatality-wait, Barney is surrounded by children!!
Godzilla gears up for a fatality... wait, Barney's surrounded by kids!
Godzilla vs Smaug (Big G in love?  At first Flame??)
Godzilla vs Smaug (Bilbo and Frodo become Hobbitburgers)
Godzilla vs. Andy Rooney: Didja ever wonder why giant lizards like to destroy Tokyo?
Godzilla vs. Burger King: "You want fried pedestrians with that?"
Godzilla vs. Chrissie Hynde: I went back to Ohio/But my city was gone!
Godzilla vs. Chrissie Hynde: I went back to Ohio/But my city was gone!
Godzilla vs. Descartes: I stomp, therefore I am.
Godzilla vs. Descartes: I stomp, therefore I am.
Godzilla vs. Descartes: I stomp, therefore I am.
Godzilla vs. Dodge Neon: Say goodbye to Neon!
Godzilla vs. Dodge Neon: Say goodbye to Neon!
Godzilla vs. Ellen Degeneres: She's burned to a crisp...and yep, she's still gay.
Godzilla vs. Listerine: Man, that is one BADASS case of morning breath!
Godzilla vs. Listerine: Man, that is one BADASS case of morning breath!
Godzilla vs. SURVIVOR: "*YOU* vote him off the damn island!"
Godzilla vs. The Rock: If you smelllllll...whoops, it's the *Rock* that's cooking!
Godzilla vs. The Rock: If you smelllllll...whoops, it's the *Rock* that's cooking!
Godzilla vs. Tom Wolfe: Now that's a REAL "bonfire of the vanities!"
Godzilla vs. Visa: He's everywhere he wants to be.
Godzilla vs. Visa: He's everywhere he wants to be.
Godzilla vs. Visa: He's everywhere he wants to be.
Godzilla vs. WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE: "Is that your final rampage?"
Godzilla vs. the George Foreman Grill: He's a lean, green, Tokyo-burning machine!
Godzilla vs. the George Foreman Grill: He's a lean, green, Tokyo-burning machine!
Godzilla vs. the Osbournes: "Sha-RONNN!! There's a big f***ing lizard in the front yard!"
Godzilla w/that itching burning sensation = Atomic Pile
Godzilla w/that itching burning sensation = Atomic Pile
Godzilla w/that itching burning sensation = Atomic Pile
Godzilla w/that itching burning sensation = Atomic Pile
Godzilla w/that itching burning sensation = Atomic Pile
Godzilla w/that itching burning sensation = Atomic Pile
Godzilla will lead the monsters of the world against Barney.
Godzilla's halitosis, it be vaporizing cars.
Godzilla's licence plate:  I8NY
Godzilla's little acre.
Godzilla, Rodan, Mothra and Gidra vs the Dustbunny thing.
Godzilla: Hefty Hefty Hefty. Barney: Wimpy Wimpy Wimpy.
Goebbels Law: Tell a lie loud & long enough & people will believe it.
Goebel's Law of Rush Hour Traffic: What speeds up, must slow down.  But who says it's ever gonna speed up?
Goede tijden maar vooral... juist ja!
Goin where the wind don't blow so strange
Goin' back, goin' back, goin' back to Nassau Hall
Goin' blind, out of reach.. somewhere in the vasoline. -STP
Goin' down the road feelin' bad
Goin' fishin' in the ClearBlue urine stream
Goin' horizontal
Goin' on a manhunt, gonna get me a man - Crow as girl
Goin' out for a byte,be back in a bit,settle for a nibble
Going
Going 1st class with 1stReader. BOINGGG no, no AIRBUZZZZZZZ
Going 90 miles per hour to the city limit sign
Going 90mph past a dead end sign!
Going Ape  - By Bab Boone
Going DOWN, Mr. Interloper? - Tom as guy falls out window
Going Multi Line is the leading cause of sysop baldness!
Going To California with an aching in my heart - Zep
Going To War Without France Is Like...a Texas barbecue without a croissant.
Going To War Without France Is Like...a normal war.
Going To War Without France Is Like...attending a movie without five screaming babies.
Going To War Without France Is Like...attending a movie without five screaming babies.
Going To War Without France Is Like...climbing Mount Everest without your submarine.
Going To War Without France Is Like...crossing the Sahara without a fishing pole.
Going To War Without France Is Like...crossing the Sahara without a fishing pole.
Going To War Without France Is Like...crossing the Sahara without a fishing pole.
Going To War Without France Is Like...drinking iced tea without e-coli.
Going To War Without France Is Like...eating a bowl of tomato soup without chopsticks.
Going To War Without France Is Like...eating biscuits and gravy without snails on the side.
Going To War Without France Is Like...eating biscuits and gravy without snails on the side.
Going To War Without France Is Like...going swimming without your anvil.
Going To War Without France Is Like...holding a bachelor party without the bride.
Going To War Without France Is Like...holding a bachelor party without the bride.
Going To War Without France Is Like...holding a bachelor party without the bride.
Going To War Without France Is Like...holding a bachelor party without the bride.
Going To War Without France Is Like...holding a bachelor party without the bride.
Going To War Without France Is Like...the ninth inning without your placekicker.
Going To War Without France Is Like...the ninth inning without your placekicker.
Going To War Without France Is Like...the ninth inning without your placekicker.
Going To War Without France Is Like...visiting the pyramids without your snowshoes.
Going To War Without France Is Like...wearing a Speedo without suspenders.
Going around in circles doesn't make you a big wheel
Going around in circles doesn't make you a big wheel
Going around in circles doesn't make you a big wheel
Going around in circles doesn't make you a big wheel
Going back into Stealth Cloaked Very Hidden Lurk mode
Going back means I have to face my past.   Simba
Going back to the origin is called peace
Going blind out of reach...somewhere in the vasoline
Going down - Freddy Krueger
Going down to Rosedale, take my rider by my side
Going down, one should always be relaxed. - 007 (Sean Connery)
Going for broke: Applying for bankruptcy
Going for icecream: now, that's MY idea of exercise! <SHLURP!>
Going nowhere
Going out of my mind, back in 5 minutes.
Going out of your mind?  Pack light; it's a short trip!
Going somewhere, #TN#?
Going somewhere, @FLAST@?
Going somewhere, @FN@?
Going somewhere, @TOLAST@?
Going somewhere, Bullitt?
Going somewhere, Orville?
Going somewhere?
Going tagless has been a freeing experience!
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
Going through Mental Pause!
Going through life pushing doors marked "Pull"
Going to Beta-Test SOON! :-)
Going to Chicago means setting your watch back two years.
Going to HELL!?!?!?  I was MARRIED for TWO YEARS!!!!!!
Going to Hell after I die would be redundant.
Going to bed with some men can lead to a foetal error
Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to the garage makes you a car. - Laurence J. Peter
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian
Going to college can really interfere with your education
Going to fly?  Walk you'll get there faster!
Going to hell in a bucket, at least I'm enjoying the ride.
Going to see 'Jaws' * Lister
Going to the dentist is like getting a haircut in your mouth.  -SLR
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it. - Hannah More, 1775
Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion. --Norman Schwartzkopf
Going where no NC has gone before!
Going where no NC has gone before!
Going where no clusters have gone before.
Going where no reader has ever gone before!
Going.....Going.....GONE.........!
Gold Digger, adj. - Ask not for whom the belle trolls
Gold Leader, they have a lock on my tagline!
Gold and love affairs are difficult to hide
Gold and rose the color of the dream I had.  HENDRIX 
Gold and rose the color of the dream I had.  Hendrix
Gold can be as much a blessing as a curse.  Humphrey Bogart
Gold diggers DO IT for advancement
Gold diggers do it for advancement.
Gold dragons are *real* greedy.
Gold for command, red for medical, green for security -- Sheridan
Gold is tried by fire, brave men by adversity
Gold leaf, said Tom guiltily
Gold leaf, said Tom guiltly. -Edward J O'Brien
Gold medalist in the Free-style Conclusion-Jumping Event.
Gold medalist in the Olympic Free-style Parking Event.
Gold medalist, freestyle conclusion-jumping event.
Gold medalist, freestyle jumping-to-conclusions event
Gold which he cannot spend will make no man rich
Gold's Law:  If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Gold, I love the gleaming! / Gold, of you I'm dreaming!
Gold?  You ask Auberon of the Fey for gold?
Goldangit Jim! Im just a user not a sysop
Goldar of Borg: Zords are futile. Power Sword is futile.
Golded, because there is no better editor
Golden Country*  on Bull Shoals Lake, Missouri    (1:297/11)
Golden Dawn, Under Linux!
Golden Rule - He who has the gold, makes the rules
Golden Rule: Man with the gold makes the rules
Golden Rule: she who has the gold makes the rules.
Golden Sabers, when you care enough to send the very best.
Golden auras glow around you, omnipresent love surrounds you
Golden carpets swell and whisper, autumns trees will weep.
Golden eagles hunt from a low, fast-soaring cruise
Golden lads and girls all must, As chimney-sweepers, come to dust. - William Shakespeare
Golden shackles are far worse than iron ones. - Mohandas Gandhi
Golden shower?  I thought that was beer?
Goldern Jimmie, this is some serious gourmet stuff
Goldfinger: how the rich comment on your driving
Goldfish  don't like Jell-o.
Goldfish are SO hard to toilet train!
Goldfish cages: "Never change the water again."
Goldfish do not bounce
Goldfish don't bounce - Bart Simpson's lines
Goldfish don't bounce -Bart Simp./Epis. 9F14
Goldfish don't bounce.
Goldfish don't bounce. - Bart Simpson
Goldfish don't bounce. - Bart's Board
Goldfish don't like Jell-O!!!!
Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes, fun, fun, fun
Goldfish... what stupid animals.  Even Wayne Cody stops eating before he bursts
Goldilocks and the Three Herbivores - Charlene's bedtime story
Goldilocks had three bears. Genealogists have forebears
Goldilocks was a speed freak looking for a place to crash
Goldstein's rules: Always hire a rich attorney, never buy from a rich salesman
Goldwyn
Goldwyn's Law of Contracts. A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Golf Pro-Tee the ball. Fellow-Sure, I see it, but what's the baby talk for?
Golf Term  Rough:  Area on the course the landscapers forgot to mow
Golf Tip #17: To get more distance, smack the ball and run backwards.
Golf Tip:  Don't pick up a lost ball before it stops rolling.
Golf Tip:  For more distance, smack the ball and run backwards.
Golf Tip:  To get more distance, simply smack the ball & run backwards.
Golf Tip: For more distance, smack the ball and run backwards.
Golf Tip: To get more distance, simply smack the ball & run backwards.
Golf Tip: To get more distance, simply smack the ball and run
Golf and Alcohol don't mix so that's why I don't drink and drive.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at. 
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at. 
Golf cart: an all-terrain vehicle that runs on beer.
Golf cart: an all-terrain vehicle that runs on beer.
Golf forever... Work whenever!
Golf forever... Work whenever!
Golf got its name because all of the other four letter words were taken
Golf involves a ball, 3 inches around, sitting on another ball, 25,000 miles
Golf is "Flog" spelled backwards.
Golf is a game where you gotta have plenty of balls to pl
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. --Winston Churchill
Golf is a game with the soul of a 1956 Rotarian
Golf is a game with the soul of a 1956 Rotarian
Golf is a game with the soul of a 1956 Rotarian. -Bill Mandel
Golf is a good walk spoiled
Golf is a good walk spoiled - Mark Twain
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain
Golf is a walk, spoiled.
Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles
Golf is flog spelled backwards.  Hmm
Golf is for the birdies
Golf is like taxes:You drive hard but then windup in the hole.
Golf is men in ugly pants walking.
Golf is walking through a park - with a purpose
Golf is, far and away, the ultimate love/hate relationship.
Golf isn't a sport.  It's landscaping with the wrong tools.
Golf isn't a sport.  It's landscaping with the wrong tools.
Golf players never die, they just loose their balls.
Golf scores are directly proportional to the number of witnesses.
Golf separates the men from the poise.
Golf spelled backwards is FLOG!
Golf term  Divot:  Crater left in the fairway after a bad stroke
Golf term  Hazard:  Area on the golf course that you reach in one shot
Golf tip #7:Watch your ball fly. It may be the last time you see it
Golf without bunkers and hazards would be tame and monotonous. So would life.   ---  B.C. Forbes
Golf's a hard game to figure.One day you'll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.-Bob Hope
Golf's main purpose is to teach you humility.
Golf's main purpose is to teach you humility.
Golf.  The only game where lime green pants go with lemon yellow
Golf:  #1 sport of masochists!
Golf:  A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments
Golf:  Baseball for those that don't have 8 friends.
Golf:  The game where ya gotta get it up to get it in.
Golf:  The only game where players get teed off before starting.
Golf:  You gotta have balls to play.
Golf: A FORE letter word
Golf: A beautiful walk spoiled by a small white ball
Golf: A game where the ball usually lies poorly and the player well.
Golf: A good way of spoiling a walk in the Park - Oscar Wild, I think
Golf: A lovely walk spoiled by a little white ball.
Golf: Baseball for those that don't have 8 friends.
Golf: The game where ya gotta get it up to get it in.
Golf: The only game where players get teed off before starting.
Golf: You gotta have balls to play.
Golf: a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment & bad arithmetic
Golf: only game players get teed off before starting
Golf: the only game where lime green pants go with lemon Yellow shirts
Golf:game where the ball lies poorly and the player well
Golfer broke: Sam Sneaded
Golfer's Caffeine Source - By T. T. Hott
Golfer's Excuse:  He hit my ball!
Golfer's Excuse:  It was not a practice swing
Golfer's Excuse:  The back nine was better!
Golfer's Excuse:  Too cold!
Golfer's Excuse:  Too many Divots!
Golfer's Excuse:  Too much hip action!
Golfer's Excuse:  We play for fun  CASH!
Golfer's Excuse: Caddy got lost!
Golfer's Excuse: Lost ball
Golfer's Excuse: Wrong club!
Golfer's Sandwich  - By B. L. Tee
Golfer:  A person who hits and lies
Golfer:  One who yells "fore!", takes five and writes down three.
Golfer: A person who hits and lies.
Golfer: One who yells "fore!", takes five and writes down three.
Golfer: Yells "Fore!", takes Five, writes down Three.
Golfer: yells "Fore!", takes 5, write down 3.
Golfers DO IT as a matter of course.
Golfers DO IT by the stroke.
Golfers DO IT on the rough
Golfers DO IT with balls.
Golfers DO IT with clubs.
Golfers DO IT with their putters
Golfers always sink their putts.
Golfers are happiest when they're feeling below par.
Golfers do in on the green.
Golfers do it by the stroke.
Golfers do it in 18 holes.
Golfers do it in 18 holes.
Golfers do it with long shafts.
Golfers do it with strokes way over par!
Golfers do it with their putters.
Golfers do it with tiny balls in small holes.
Golfers hit their balls with shafts.
Golfers love to play a round.
Golfers often lose their balls while doing it
Golfers sometimes lose their balls when they DO IT.
Golfers try to get it in the hole
Golfers use a two-fisted grip.
Golfing versus Programming:  Lawn time, no C.
Goliath would have won if there'd been "sling control"
Gollee, her breasts are on her shoulders - Mike
GolleeeEE, Sergeant Carter!!
Golleeeee! Ain't it amazun whut yu can du whin u red the buk?
Gollihugh's Law: It works better if you turn it on
Golly Gosh!: G. Whiz
Golly gee willikers!  It works!
Golly, Beave--You shot Miss Landers...you little goof!
Golly, Guess Good Gambling Games Get Gregarious Gary Going Great Guns
Golly, I'd hate to have a kid like me. - Calvin
Golly, Sir Hector, I'll wager that dragon bite smarts something awful.
Golly, Yogi, I Don't Think The SysOp's Gonna LIke This.
Golly, Yogi, I don't think Mr. Ranger's gonna like this.
Golly, Yogi, I don't think Mr./Ms Moderator's gonna like this
Golly, Yogi, I don't think the Ranger's gonna like this
Gomanx - the Sequel
Gomen nasai, Keiichi-san. - Belldandy, A!MG
Gomen ne sunao ja nakute, yume no naka nara ieru
Gomer Pyle is God!
Gonads: The Man's Thinking Tools.
Gonads: The Real Man's Tools.
Gonads: The Thinking Man's Tools.
Gone But Not Forgotten.  Remember Those People Who Are Not Here
Gone CHOPIN, have LISZT, BACH in a MINUET;-)
Gone Chopin with Mendel's son; be Bach in a minuet.
Gone Chopin, Bach in a minuet.
Gone Chopin, Bach in half an hour.
Gone Chopin, Back in a minuet
Gone Chopin, I'll be Bach in 1/2 hour Hayden my loot!
Gone Chopin, be Bach in a Minuet
Gone Chopin, have Liszt, will be Bach in a minuet.
Gone Chopin, will be Bach in a Minuet
Gone Chopin, will be Bach later.
Gone Chopin.  Bach in a minuet.
Gone Chopin.  Have Liszt.  Bach in a fugue minuets.  Offenbach sooner
Gone Chopin.  Made a Liszt.  Back in a minuet.
Gone Chopin.  Took Liszt.  Bach in a minuet.
Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.
Gone Chopin. Made a Liszt. Bach in a minuet.
Gone Chopin...Bach in a Minuet...forgot my Liszt!
Gone Chopin: Bach in 5 minuets
Gone Crazy....Back Later....Please leave message
Gone Down Lately?                    \
Gone Fishin', be back later, leave your message at beep
Gone Fishin', be back later, please leave message
Gone Fishing: Rod Annette
Gone Relative Fishing
Gone With The Wind - By George Uh
Gone With The Wind...Years Ago.
Gone With The Wind: George Uh
Gone are the days we stopped to decide.. we just ride
Gone away and found the pearl - but the price she paid
Gone but not forgotten...One Stop PCBoard
Gone but, Not Forgotten. POW/MIA/KIA/WIA
Gone crazy - Be back later - Leave message
Gone crazy, be back later, leave message
Gone crazy, be back later, please leave a message
Gone crazy, be back later. leave a message at the  Beep!
Gone crazy, may be back later, leave message just in case.
Gone crazy. Back soon. Please leave a message.
Gone crazy. Be back later. Leave message at the beep
Gone crazy. Be back later. Please leave message.
Gone crazy...back later...leave message
Gone crazy; be back later; leave a message at the beep.
Gone crazy; be back later; leave message.
Gone fishin' -- Back whenever.
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know
Gone to Florida to hunt tourists.  Will return when season is over.
Gone to look for myself. If I return before I get back, keep me here
Gone to lunch.  If not back by five, gone to dinner.
Gone to the Belgian Congo to find Bingo's Fodder!
Gone to work - Back in 10 minutes.
Gone today, gone tomorrow.
Gone with the BORG!
Gone? They have the cloaking device! Tal
Gonetofarometer: [........]....../......Any questions?
Gong hoi yau gong. - BTW, in Cantonese
Goning cheep... Spellling cheker, nver uzded,
Gonk! It feels so good
Gonna be town drunk - Crow
Gonna change my evil ways . . . One of these days
Gonna come quietly or do I need earplugs?
Gonna do a wheelie on that there gopher mound, Smokey
Gonna do a wheelie on that there gopher mound, Smokey.  C.W. McCall
Gonna do my dreaming with my eyes wide open.
Gonna do my looking back with my eyes closed.
Gonna fight over who tastes more like chicken.  Joel Robinson
Gonna get a bad break - oh yeah!
Gonna get rockin' in the World Tonite
Gonna go buy some more vermicelli - Mike
Gonna go buy some more vermicelli...  Mike Nelson
Gonna go downtown.  Gonna see my gal
Gonna go make out on the patio - Crow T. Robot as two guys leave
Gonna have ourselves a lotta Hustlers - Mike on magazines
Gonna live while I'm alive - I'll sleep when I'm dead.
Gonna make myself a soup out of theses trousers - Tom
Gonna make some of his famous toe jam - Tom on guy w/foot
Gonna make that banker twitch in a ditch- Mojo Nixon
Gonna marry the taxidermist what sewed up her haid
Gonna miss you bunches.
Gonna need a volunteer from the audience - Crow on voodoo
Gonna need a volunteer from the audience.  Crow T. Robot
Gonna put 2 more faces on Mt. Rushmore: Bill Clinton's.
Gonna rip off your butt & wrap it round your neck  - Crow
Gonna sell my plasma door to door - Mike
Gonna sell my plasma door to door...  Mike Nelson
Gonna set my eye on the southerly sky!
Gonna set my eye on the southerly sky! - Pink Floyd
Gonna shoot my old lady, caught her messing round with another man-
Gonna shoot my old lady, caught her messing round' - Hendrix
Gonna smash myself to pieces i don't know what else to
Gonna to bomb the living bajeezus outta Deep 13 - Frank
Gonna try this being good to myself stuff today.
Gonna walk out of here. I can't take anymore. Gonna stand on that bridge... - Peter Gabriel
Gonna' ride ... ride like the wind ... to be free again
Goo Ta Do Da Solo?
Goo Ta Do Da, @L? - Greedo
Goo Ta Do Da, @TOLAST@? -- Greedo
Goo. - Brain
Goober says hey!
Goobercooler - The little air vent above an airline seat
Good  Morning  Is  An  Opinion  And  Not  A  Greeting
Good  thing  it wasn't a Double Jeopardy  question. - Fox Mulder
Good - bye
Good -bye. I am leaving because I am bored. - G. Saunders's last words
Good Adventurers give all their treasure to the NPC.
Good Advice #37 : Let the Wookie win
Good Advice #38 : Don't get cocky, kid..!
Good Afternoon, Ladies and Gentelmen,... and Others. - Anna Russell
Good Alan Rudolph film
Good Americans, when they die, go to Paris. -- Appleton
Good Book to read "Sniff Sniff" by Uneeda Bath.
Good Boys Go To HEaven, Bad Boys Goes EveryWhere!
Good Clean Fun: Two people taking a bath together
Good DS9 taglines are like latinum.  Treasure them.
Good Eats, Good Friends and Money.  That's all I need.
Good English Cooking
Good Enough is the death knell of progress.
Good Evening, I'm Ted Koppel and this is ..TAGLINE.
Good Evening, I'm Ted Modem and This.......is TAGLINE.
Good Filk is like a tick, it can tickle and also get under your skin
Good For A Placemat  - By B. A. Degree
Good German Beer: It's not just for Breakfast anymore
Good Girls Go up to Heaven, Bad Girls Go down
Good Girls get Heaven.  Bad Girls get the Beast
Good God Almighty, which way do I steer?
Good God, Man. We left behind the Romulan Ale. -- Kirk
Good God, calm down! - Dr. Forrester to Mike & Bots
Good Golfers hold onto their Balls.
Good Grief! - The Politician is Actually On The Board!!
Good Grief! - The Sysop is Actually On The Board!!
Good Grief!! Have you COMPLETELY relocated?
Good Habits are hard to cultivate, Bad Habits are imposible to weed.
Good Heavens!  I'm on film.  How did that happen?
Good Hex is Safe Hex
Good Housekeeping  - By Lottie Dust
Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval.... Sluuuurp!
Good Housekeeping: Lottie Dust
Good Idea: Going alpine skiing in the winter.
Good Idea: Venting steam. Bad Idea: Venting drive plasma.
Good Idea: cleaning up litter. Bad Idea: cleaning up kitty litter.
Good Idea: feeding stray kittens. Bad Idea: feeding them to a bear.
Good Idea: kissing a loved one. Bad Idea: kissing a total stranger.
Good Idea: stopping to smell the roses. Bad Idea: stopping to feel them.
Good Idea: venting steam. Bad Idea: venting warp drive plasma.
Good Intentions Paving Company "We did the road to Hell."
Good Jul og godt nyter -Danish Christmas
Good LARD, isn't  Feminizm  *dead* yet? 
Good Lord 'N' Butter! - Outland
Good Lord!  It's a cookbook! --(FBI manual)
Good Lord, PLEASE don't let this be my FINAL approach!
Good Lore! It's raining Borgs! Hugh better run for cover!
Good Luck to: Harry life begins at 51 Gant!
Good Luck, @TOFIRST@... This TagMine will self-destruct in 30 secs
Good Luck, Mister Gorsky - N. Armstrong
Good Luck.       -Mac-
Good M'sieur, you come from God in heaven. - Fantine, Les Mis
Good MOOOOOOOORNING, Viet-NAAAAAM!!! - Robin Williams
Good Manners=Listen to sermon before eating missionary
Good Monday is an oxymoron
Good Morning Holy Spirit
Good Morning!  Nice of you guys to drop by! - Han
Good Morning" is a contradiction  of  terms.  --- Garfield
Good News: The Democrats have been elect^#%^!$.#$
Good News: The new Pkzip has been relea^+#f%^!#?$=J.#$
Good News: The new Pkzip has been rele^#%^!$.#$
Good Norwegian Jokes
Good Planets are hard to find.
Good Programmers type copy con Program.exe
Good Queens don't mate on Knight One!
Good Question, Good Question! Whose got the Answers???
Good Scouting can always outmaneuver Murphy's law.
Good Steak!  - By T. Bone
Good Steak!: T. Bone
Good Taglines are never around when you need them.
Good Tags Never Die!  They Just Get Swiped.
Good Tags Never Die! They Just Get *Assimilated*.
Good Tags Never Die! They Just Get Swiped.
Good Tags never die, They just get Sniped
Good Taste, - To be found in the mouth of the beholder
Good Things Come To Those Who Wait, But Crap You Get Right Away !
Good Tidings of Comfort and Joy! Merry Christmas @FN@!
Good Times Trek:He's dead,Jim,but that's alright cos I'm Kid DYN-O-MITE!
Good Times, Bad Times, You know I had my share -Zeppelin
Good WHAT? really is the way to a Lady's heart
Good Work is the Key to Good Fortune N.P.RUSH
Good Works - By Ben Evolent
Good Works: Ben Evolent
Good advice is an insult that should be forgiven.
Good advice is given when one is too old to set a bad example
Good advice is one of those insults that ought to be forgiven
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.  -- La Rouchefoucauld
Good advice is what a man gives when he's too old to set a bad example.
Good advice works best when preceded by a bad scare
Good advice works best when the giver takes his own
Good advice.  :-}
Good afternoon, Ms. Huston, Tom said angelically.
Good afternoon, is this the Barber Shop echo?
Good against a living -- that's something else.  - Han Solo
Good aim means never having to say you're sorry.
Good air is an important part of a well-balanced diet.
Good and Evil are not forces, they are intents!
Good and Evil are opinions!
Good and Pentium in the same tagline? ROTFL!
Good and bad men are each less so than they seem.
Good and evil are opinions.
Good and evil is not ""us"" and ""them"". Each is found in every person
Good and evil, dependent on place on food chain
Good answer! Good answer!  <applauding> - Anna Steven
Good architecture lets nature in. - Mario Pei
Good architecture takes on a life of its own.
Good art is not what it looks like, but what it does to us.
Good at quantum tunneling but not much else.
Good books need no push! 
Good boy, I want you naked for the rest of the day.
Good boy...now go sit in the corner and do what you do best.
Good boys go to heaven -- Bad boys go everywhere
Good bread is worth the effort.  That's why there's butter.
Good breeding shows itself most where, to an ordinary eye, it appears least. - Joseph Addison
Good bye TNG, we will miss you...(sob)..(sniff)
Good bye, Jean-Luc.  All good things must come to an end.
Good call! -- Garth Algar
Good can get very...boring. Adel Renn
Good carrot.  Lot's of iron - Neanderthal Bugs
Good catch Butthead. - Mr. Buzzcut
Good catch, Butt-Head. - Buzzcut
Good character, like good soup, is usually homemade
Good children always obey
Good chili will make you sweat. Every time. No sweat, Not chili
Good choice, she is very sexiful. - Tiger Tanaka (Y.O.L.T.)
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Good computers don't "Go Down"
Good cooking takes time.
Good cooking takes time. If you are made to wait, it is to serve you better, and to please you. - Menu of Restaurant Antoine, New Orleans
Good corporals are far more important than good generals.  -Sherman
Good critics are like fine wine--rare but sweetly sour!
Good customers are as rare as Latinum, treasure them -- ROA #57
Good customers are as rare as Latinum, treasure them.
Good customers are as rare as lathinum... treasure them. - 57th Rule
Good customers are as rare as latinum
Good customers are as rare as latinum -- treasure them. - FRA #57
Good customers are as rare as latinum--treasure them.  (Armageddon)
Good customers are as rare as latinum--treasure them.  Rule of acquisition no. 57
Good customers are rarer than latinum!  Treasure them! -- Quark
Good data is difficult to find, once found easily lost
Good day for a change of scene.  Repaper the bedroom wall.
Good day for flying but bad day for landings
Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase.
Good day for water sports.  Take a bath with a friend
Good day to avoid cops.  Craw
Good day to avoid cops.  Crawl to school.
Good day to avoid cops.  Crawl to work
Good day to deal with people in high places; particularly lonely stewardesses
Good day to let down old friends who need help.
Good day. To the both of you. - Londo
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions. - Mark Twain
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad ones
Good die young.  Why live if you must be good?
Good die young? I must be immortal.... ""GRIN""
Good die young? I must be immortal.... <<GRIN>>
Good dogs are seen and not heard, or smelt
Good education is the essential foundation of a strong democracy.
Good enough never is
Good evening Mr Bond........errr, I mean Doctor Bashir
Good evening and welcome to Blackmail!
Good evening and welcome to another edition of "Storage Jars"
Good evening! I am Count Dracula! I'd like a suite with a bath!
Good evening, Brian
Good evening, I'm Ted Modem, and this....is TAGLINE.
Good evening, I'm.. in love! - Yakko
Good evening, by name is Bill Cling(t)on !-)
Good evening, ladies and giants!  - Data
Good evening, lowly clerk. Where is your Pez? - The Tick
Good evening.  I'll be your wandering monster this evening.
Good evening.  Tonight's story concerns the death of Orville Bullitt
Good evening.  Tonight's story concerns the death of Vicki Broughton
Good evening. I'm Ted Modem, and this is TAGLINE.
Good evening. I'm..... in love! - Hercule Yakko
Good evening. Tonight's story concerns the death of @FN@
Good evening. Tonight's story concerns the death of Christopher.
Good evening. Tonight's story concerns the death of Vicki Broughton .
Good examples have twice the value of good advice.
Good explanation. Thankee-sai! - Anna Steven
Good fences make good countries
Good fences make good neighbors.
Good fences make good neighbors.  Robert Frost
Good food always tastes better when taken in good company
Good food makes your mouth water when you are satiated
Good food really is the way to a Lady's heart
Good food takes time to prepare; yours will be ready in a second
Good for 1 (one) hug, redeemable from your local friend.
Good for nothing: An obedient child without an allowance.
Good for one (1) each Belly Laugh, rolling on the floor
Good for one (1) hug, redeemable from  your local friend.
Good for us/It's all WHO you know... Newsboys 
Good fortune at times seems to favor the stupid.
Good fortune will find you, providing you gave directions.
Good friends *keep* their surplus zucchini.
Good friends and a bottle of pills... Aaaaaaahhhhhh
Good friends and fish stink after 3 days - Ben Franklin
Good friends and good food; we all get fat together!
Good friends are like fine chocolates - it's what's inside that counts
Good friends like you are a gift from God
Good friends will fill our days with happy memories!
Good games are built on the shoulders of good players.
Good generally conquers evil.  Unless, of course, good is stupid.
Good gentles?  Not on the battlefield, they're not!
Good girl:  "Good morning, God!" Bad girl:  "Good God!  Morning!"
Good girls are born, but girls like her are made
Good girls get Heaven. Bad girls get the world.
Good girls get dinner.  Bad girls ARE dinner!
Good girls go to Heaven.   Bad girls go everywhere.
Good girls go to heaven
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere else
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere. - Meat Loaf
Good girls go to heaven, redheads go everywhere else!!
Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go EVERYwhere.
Good girls go to heaven... but bad girls go EVERYWHERE!!!
Good girls go to valhalla, bad girls go anywhere
Good girls keep diaries - bad girls don't have the time.
Good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time for it
Good girls keep diaries;  blonds rarely have the time!
Good girls keep diaries; bad girls never have the time.
Good girls keep diaries; redheads rarely have the time!
Good girls keep their diaries; bad girls never have the time
Good golf, good tennis, or whatever makes you happy.
Good government is no substitute for self-government
Good greeeeef, what kind of tagline is that anyhow?
Good grief
Good grief!  They sound like a bunch of school boys at recess! -Roy
Good grief, @F
Good grief, @TO@
Good grief, @TOFIRST@!
Good grief, Orville Bullitt!
Good grief, Orville@!
Good grief, is this the interior of a flying saucer?
Good grief, it's 06:56:52! I gotta get a life!
Good grief, it's 10:19 pm! I gotta get a life!
Good grief, it's @F! I gotta get a life!
Good grief, life almost seemed real. Thank heavens, the feeling is
Good grief, you!
Good guess!  Let's go buy some Lotto tickets! -- Crow T. Robot
Good guess! Let's go buy some Lotto tickets! -Crow to Tom
Good gun control - keep muzzle pointed at target
Good gun control is hitting your target.
Good gun control is when you hit what you were aiming at.
Good gun control: Dropping the SOB on the first shot!
Good guys always win and get the girl.
Good guys are always good looking.
Good guys are always outnumbered on TV.
Good guys are the only ones with a sense of humor.
Good guys can do anything rotten. - Hawkeye to Radar
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
Good health is only the slowest form of death
Good health is the slowest possible rate at which one can die
Good health will be yours for a long time.
Good heavens! ... A pre-1964, recycled Gracie Allen Tagline! ;-)
Good heavens! I think I blew my face inside out! - Calvin
Good heavens, Miss Yakamoto; You're _beautiful_!!!  Tom Dolby
Good heavens, what are *you*?! - A simple Lebanese psycho.-Klinger
Good honest hated. Very refreshing. - Kor
Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison.
Good idea, O Lord!
Good idea, O Lord! - King Arthur
Good idea.  Hide behind the blow-up raft. -- Joel Robinson
Good idea. Hide behind the blow-up raft -Joel on gunfight
Good ideas are not adopted automatically. They must be driven into practice with courageous impatience. --Admiral Hyman G. Rickover
Good intentions are much harder to deal with than malicious behaviour
Good intentions randomize behavior
Good is better than evil because it's nicer
Good is not good enough where better is expected.
Good is not good, where better is expected. - Thomas Fuller
Good judgement comes from applied bad judgement
Good judgement comes from experience (which comes from bad judgement)
Good judgement comes from experience.  Experience comes from bad judgement. -- Jim Horning
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience... well, that comes from poor judgment
Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment. - Rita Mae Brown
Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes fro
Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment.
Good lawyer can get sodomy reduced to following too close.
Good lawyers are even rarer than honest politicians.
Good lawyers can get sodomy reduced to follow'g too close
Good leaders are scarce, so I am following myself!
Good leaders being scarce, following yourself is allowed.
Good librarians DO IT for years and years
Good librarians do it for years and years.
Good likeness. - The Crow
Good listeners are not only popular everywhere, but after a while they know something
Good logic arrives at same conclusion from different angles.
Good looking guys like us, we make women nervous. -- Frank
Good looking guys like us, we make women nervous. -- Frank
Good looking waitress pouring a drink: Say when! Guy: As soon as I finish this drink
Good looks aren't everything.  Loose morals count, too
Good lord, no!  A little prick will do
Good lord, they've won again! - Quark
Good luck and keep trying.
Good luck and watch out for Capt. Pierce. -- Potter to Nurse Bigelow
Good luck beats early rising
Good luck from Mac in Tampa, FL
Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success.
Good luck is an eel in the pond of fools
Good luck with recovering your lost files!
Good luck with the ham - Mike
Good luck with the heroin - Crow
Good luck with the heroin.  Crow T. Robot
Good luck!  Impact minus 30 seconds
Good luck!...They'll need it. - Rayden
Good luck, @F!  Impact minus 30 seconds
Good luck, Commander. Hugh
Good luck, Commander.  Picard
Good luck, Mr. Sisko.  Picard
Good luck, Orville! Impact minus 30 seconds.
Good luck, Spock. McCoy
Good luck, Vanderest!  Impact minus 30 seconds
Good luck, and may the force be with you
Good luck, boy.  Beware Justice. -- Madame Xanadu
Good luck, gentlemen. --Scott. Happiness at least, sir. --Uhura
Good luck, i still don't get all this cyberspace stuff either.
Good luck, sir. - Sheridan
Good luck. - Odo
Good luck. You're gonna die - Mike to plane passengers
Good luck. You're gonna die. -- Mike Nelson
Good mail goes to recipients; BAD MAIL goes EVERYWHERE!
Good managers DO IT by example
Good managers do it by example.
Good manners and bad breath will get ya nowhere (Elvis Costello)
Good manners are made up of petty sacrifices.
Good manners are the lubricant of social intercourse.
Good manners often consists in putting up with bad ones.
Good memories are what your heart carries in its pockets.
Good men are like wine, some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age
Good men must not obey the laws too well. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Good men must not obey the laws too well.<Emerson>
Good modeming
Good morning - The ultimate oxymoron
Good morning K-Mart shoppers
Good morning is an oxymoron.
Good morning kids... oh it really IS a beautiful day t
Good morning! Is an opinion, not a greeting.
Good morning, I'd like to have an argument, please.
Good morning, I'd like to register a complaint.
Good morning, Mr. Phelps
Good morning, Sir.  Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium!
Good morning, you are braindead
Good morning.  I'd like to have an argument, please.
Good morning. I'd like to have an argument please. --Monty Python
Good mother-in-law
Good musicians execute their music.  Bad ones murder it.
Good neighbors come in all colors.
Good neighbours and true friends are two things.
Good news and bad: Before you know it, they're walkin
Good news for Win95 users: the CD's a great frisbee
Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.
Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.
Good news mum; Orville passed his village idiocy test.
Good news, @F. Your brain scan report is here. They found nothing
Good news.  Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.
Good news. - I'll take it. - Col. Henry Blake
Good news:  Ten weeks from Friday may be a pretty good day.
Good night Jr.high school custodian closet-like room-Crow
Good night Mike Nelson of Sea Hunt fame - Joel
Good night Mrs. @L, wherever you are!
Good night Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.
Good night Rockford dad -Crow on Noah Berry Jr. character
Good night and may God bless! - Red Skelton
Good night guy who looks lie Mr. Whipple - Crow
Good night spot - Data
Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's new lover.
Good night whereever you are!
Good night, @F...wherever you are
Good night, Austin, Texas, wherever you are!
Good night, Chesty Morgan - where ever you are
Good night, Mike Nelson of Sea Hunt fame...  Joel Robinson
Good night, Mrs. Calabash, where-ever you are!
Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. -- Jimmy Durante
Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.<J.Durante>
Good night, Nelson of Sea Hunt fame- Joel Robinson
Good night, Rockford-Dad... -- Crow T. Robot
Good night, guy who looks like Mr. Whipple...  Crow T. Robot
Good ol' American ingenuity !!!
Good ol' mirror manoeuvre 110. - Vinnie
Good old Figbert Newton. - Throttle
Good old Psi Corps.  All the moral fibre of Jack the Ripper. - Ivanova
Good old Uncle Bernie. He was as crazy as a bugbear, you know.--Tas
Good old days: Beer foamed and drinking water didn't.
Good ole Psi Corps.  All the moral fiber of Jack the Ripper. - Ivanova
Good ole country music's here to stay!
Good ole country music's here to stay! - Simon Crumm
Good one, Cambot!  Tom Servo
Good one, Worf! Ate any good books lately? - Q
Good one.. saved for a rainy day... not earthquakey ones.
Good order is the foundation of all good things. -- Burke
Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure. - William Saroyan
Good people go to heaven.  Bad people stay at NIN shows!
Good people must die, but death cannot kill memories.
Good planets R hard 2 find (earth pix caption)
Good planets are hard to find - take care of Earth!
Good players don't necessarily make good coaches.
Good point. I suppose I over-analyze. - Anna Steven
Good politics are often inextricably intertwined. - Morris Udall
Good principle, worthy one  :^)
Good printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
Good programming is 99% sweat and 1% coffee
Good question.  Maybe @F can answer it?
Good question...I thought I knew the answer from reading the lyrics in
Good reading to you!
Good relations with other cultures is our highest priority.  O'Brien
Good research is *always* profitable.  -- Heinlein
Good research is *always* profitable. - Robert A. Heinlein
Good research is *always* profitable. -- Heinlein
Good resolutions are like college girls: easy to make, hard to keep.
Good roads!
Good salesmen and good repairmen will never go hungry. -- R.E. Schenk
Good sand scrub...that's the best that we could hope for.
Good sense is easier to have than to use
Good sex is great.  Bad sex is still pretty good.
Good sex is great. Bad sex is still ok.
Good sex means being told  Stop and I'll Kill You!!!!
Good sex means being told Stop and I'll Kill n THINK about it
Good sex means being told, "Stop and I'll kill you!!!"
Good sex never gets an instant replay, but bad sports cal
Good sex should involve laughter. Because it's, you know, funny.
Good shall always destroy evil
Good shot Dash-1..Sidewinder up the o'poopchute. Its miller time
Good show, Fawlty! -- The Colonel
Good side of Alzheimers: New friends every day
Good software is indistinguishable from Magic
Good sopranos and tenors have resonance -- where others have brains.
Good spelling is of Paramount importance.
Good staff is hard to find these days? - 007 (T.S.W.L.M)
Good staff is hard to find these days? - 007 (The Spy Who Loved Me)
Good swiping is an art in itself.
Good tagline material.  Yup, I s___e it! - Don Horton
Good tagline swiping is an art in itself
Good tagline, dood -- NOT!
Good tagline... you HAVE to go to other conferences to steal taglines
Good tagline:  One that's been stolen by at least 3 people.
Good tagline: One that's been stolen by %t
Good tagliners, when they are out, they will spit. --Tagspeare
Good taglines are everyone's responsibility
Good taglineyou HAVE to go to other conferences to steal taglines
Good tags, but 182 - ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-TWO LINES???
Good taste & humour are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.
Good taste is better than bad taste, but bad taste is better than no taste. - Arnold Bennett
Good taste is in the mouth of the beholder.
Good taste is the flower of good sense.
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented
Good tea.            --Nice house
Good tea.  Nice house. -- Worf
Good tea. --Nice house.
Good teaching is 1/10th preparation and 9/10ths acting
Good teaching is 1/4 preparation & 3/4 theater. <Gail Godwin>
Good teaching is 1/4 preparation and 3/4 theater.
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths good theatre. -- Gail Godwin
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. - Gail Godwin
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theatre
Good thing H.P. Lovecraft didn't have a spell checker
Good thing I didn't get brain damage, brain damage.
Good thing I reshingled my hat - Joel as villain in rain
Good thing I reshingled my hat!  Joel Robinson
Good thing I'm blond, nobody notices my gray hairs.
Good thing I'm wearing brown shoes
Good thing about New York:  Annual abandoned-auto show.
Good thing about TAGLINE TH
Good thing about TAGLINE THEFT is you don't know who stole what
Good thing about day Baseball games: Pre-empting Rush Limbaugh.
Good thing about fundies: They're biodegradable.
Good thing about homecooking, keeps dog from begging at the table.
Good thing for Retry or Ignore.  I was almost aborted.
Good thing he has his cup on! - Tom on Gaos
Good thing he uses smudge proof eye liner - Crow
Good thing he uses smudge proof eye liner.  Crow T. Robot
Good thing it wasn't a Double Jeopardy question.
Good thing it wasn't a Double Jeopardy question. - Fox Mulder
Good thing it's not a Pentium doing the formating eh?
Good thing money can't buy happiness.  I couldn't stand the commercials
Good thing she's got a full-size picnic table - Crow
Good thing the FTC makes them put on those "Intel Inside" warning labels
Good thing they brought a make-out tarp - Crow
Good thing this is just a simulation
Good thing too, I make a lousy corpse. - Mutant Raccoon
Good thing we got a wide angle screen -Crow on girls butt
Good thing we have a wide screen! -- Crow T. Robot
Good thing your father panicked like a scared little woman
Good things are worth waiting for. - Minerva Mink
Good things are worth waiting for.  Minerva Mink, Animaniacs
Good things come in small packages.
Good things come in small packages. - Ferengi Proverb
Good things come in small packages. - Pandora
Good things come to those who wait
Good things come to those who wait. Crap comes right away!
Good things come to those who wait:  Windows User Handbook.
Good things don't just happen
Good things in life ain't free... They're For Sale
Good thinking!  That's why I keep you around
Good thinking, Beavis. - Butt-Head
Good thinking, Sheridan. --Cranston.
Good times are for shareing :) Slider's Play Pen
Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on forever.
Good to have a blonde passenger, you can park in the handicap zone!
Good to meet you, Dentartherdent
Good try.  Nine out of ten for effort. -- Picard
Good try. I give you a 9 out of 10 for effort. - Picard
Good try. Nine out of ten for effort -- Picard
Good uses for AOL's 'free' CD's: Bearmats, frisbees!
Good walls make good neighbors..  (Uhm.. Thoreau..?)
Good way to sneak up.  Slam the doors. -- Tom Servo
Good while the water flows freely and the air clean, or 90 days
Good white hearty, bread for white, white people
Good will always destroy evil
Good will is a weapon against which there is no defense.
Good wine is a good familiar creature if it be well used.
Good wine is a necessity of life for me. - Thomas Jefferson
Good wives and private soldiers should be ignorant. -Wycherley
Good women are hard to find, specially if you don't look!
Good words are their own reward.
Good words cost no more than bad.
Good words cost nothing, but they don't make a profit
Good words to live by.DON'T PANIC!
Good work Smiley! - Sisko
Good work and mediocre work pay about the same
Good work. Sleep well. I'd most likely kill you in the morning
Good writers borrow. Great writers steal. - T.S. Eliott
Good writing never says - Hey, look at me!
Good!  Go on!  Get out of here! --Rafiki
Good! An action sequence (pause) AND it's over - Crow
Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun. -- Ashe
Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun. -- Ashe from Prince of Darkness
Good, Fast or Cheap: Choose 2 of the 3
Good, I hate being destroyed, it's unhealthy. - Queen SlugForaButt
Good, I look forward to your report Mr. Broccoli..er..Barclay - Picard
Good, I'll tell the Captain. - Troi
Good, Quick, Cheap.  Pick any two!
Good, but not religious-good. -- Hardy
Good, good, good.  Not good - Ivanova
Good, much better! - Kirk
Good, much better! Now I'll show you a shoulder roll. - Kirk
Good, white, hearty, bread for white, white people.  Tom Servo
Good-by, said the money
Good-bye, Data. Lore
Good-bye, Harry! Have fun! Kirk
Good-bye, Lore. Data
Good-bye, cruel Universe! Scott
Good-bye, my friends. - Hercules
Good-bye.  I am leaving because I am bored
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. -- George Saunders"s last words
Good-byes are never easy. --Hercules
Good.  I look forward to your report, Mr. Brocolli. -- Picard
Good.  I play games better than anyone. --Flynn
Good.  Now open your eyes. - Q to Amanda Rogers
Good.  Now stay that way. La Forge
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun. -- Army of Darkness
Good. Bad. I'm the one with the gun. --Ash
Good. I look forward to your report, Mr. Broccoli. Picard
Good. What is this place? - Kosh
Good. You're married. Kiss Her
Good...  Bad...  I'm the guy with the gun!-Ashe
Good... Evil... I'm the guy with the gun! - Ash
Good... Evil... I'm the one with the gun
Good... good... not good! - Ivanova
Good.... just keep them cards and letters rollin'.
Good...Fast...Cheap...PICK TWO!
Good/Bad News - Both test results are negative, your HIV and your IQ.
Good:  Hot outdoor sex.  Bad:  You're arrested.  Worse:  By your
Good:  The teacher likes your son.  Bad:  Sexually.
Good:  Your son's doing extra credit work.  Bad:  It's a sex ed video.
Good:  Your wife likes outdoor sex.  Bad:  You live downtown.
Good: Hot outdoor sex.  Bad:  You're arrested.  Worse:  By your husband
Good: Inheriting stocks and bonds.  Bad: The B&D sort
Good: The postman's early.  Bad: He's wearing camos and has an AK-47.
Good: The secretary said "yes."  Bad: Your wife says "no."
Good: The teacher likes your son.  Bad:  Sexually.
Good: The teacher likes your son.  Bad: Sexually.  Worse: He's gay.
Good: You came home for a quickie.  Bad: So did the postman.
Good: You came home for a quickie.  Bad: Your wife walks in.
Good: You come home for some quick sex with your wife.  Bad: So did the postman
Good: You get a three-day weekend.  Bad: You get the flu on Friday.
Good: You get tickets to the theatre.  Bad: It's performance art.
Good: You go to see a strip show.  Bad: Your daughter's the headliner.
Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.  Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.
Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas."  Bad: For real.
Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right".  Bad: Your son, that is.
Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.  Bad: She's eleven
Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.  Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.
Good: Your son's doing extra credit work.  Bad:  It's a sex ed video.
Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune.  Bad: It's counterfeit.
Good: Your wife bought a porn video.  Bad: Your daughter's the star.
Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.  Bad:  You live downtown.
Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude.  Bad: She's coming home.
Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: All of them.
Good? I have to be GOOD? Then I stand no chance
GoodBadI'm the guy with the gun! -- Ash
GoodEvilI'm the woman with the gun!
Goodbye & God...Like you - Tom
Goodbye Ceaser Romero! - Tom to Adam West
Goodbye Crow. Teeee. Robot - Tom solemnly
Goodbye Jean-Luc. I'm going to miss you. You had such potential.-Q
Goodbye Joe.  Me gotta go. -- Tom Servo
Goodbye Joe. Me gotta go - Tom to lemur
Goodbye Kline, you nutcake! - Mike
Goodbye Liberals. Wait for Clinton as he will follow shortly.
Goodbye Mr. Bond, I trust you had a pleasant `fright'. - Blofeld
Goodbye Norma Jean, though I never knew you at all... - Elton John
Goodbye and have fun out there on that net.
Goodbye cruel world, I'm leaving you today  - Pink Floyd
Goodbye forever, Duckman! - Khan Chicken to Captain Duckman
Goodbye my suffocating little ice queen - Mike
Goodbye stranger it's been nice, hope you find your paradise
Goodbye sweet 16, it's 32 bit time
Goodbye tension - hello Pension!
Goodbye to that antiChrist Clinton and his Witch in 1996!
Goodbye, Ceasar Romero!  Tom Servo
Goodbye, Charlie! The light is callin' me-- -- Logan
Goodbye, Columbus! flipped Tom wrothly. [Philip Roth]
Goodbye, Houston. See you on the flip side
Goodbye, Liberals. Wait for Clinton, as he will follow shortly.
Goodbye, Mr. Bond!
Goodbye, Mr. Burton. - Lo Pan
Goodbye, My Friend, Young Gray; we'll meet again someday
Goodbye, Nurse!
Goodbye, Nurse! - Yakko
Goodbye, Nurse! - Yakko Warner
Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday...who could hang a name on you?
Goodbye, and thanks for the fish
Goodbye, cool world
Goodbye, cruel world... I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, little one. -Magnus to Lestat
Goodbye, my friend - Tom to Crow
Goodbye, my suffocating little ice queen!  Mike Nelson
Goodbye, then... Sorry about the fjords... -- Arthur Dent
Goodbye, you worthless little morons! - Blowski
Goodbye, you worthless little morons! - Blowski (Animaniacs)
Goodbye.  I am leaving because I am bored.  -- George Saunders' dying words
Goodbye:  What money says when it talks.
Goodgoodnot good! --Ivanova.
Goodgriefmyspacebarisbrokeagain!!!
Goodgulf Greyteeth...magician, huckster, and con-man extraordinaire.
Goodie! I hear the Nurse coming with another suppository!
Goodie...and just think Dire, I'll even be legal! ;) - Jalapeno
Goodmail goes to recipients; BADMAIL goes EVERYWHERE!
Goodness does not more certainly make men happy than happiness makes men good. - Walter Savage Landor
Goodness gracious me!
Goodness gracious, Great Voles of Fire! - Kira Lee Lewis
Goodness has NOTHING to do with it
Goodness is The Only Investment That Never Fails !!
Goodness is cheap because it's free and free is as cheap as it gets!
Goodness is easier to recognize than to define
Goodness is the only investment that never fails. - Thoreau
Goodness is the root of all evil
Goodness is uneventful.  It does not flash, it glows. D. Grayson
Goodness shouts. Evil whispers
Goodness that preaches undoes itself.
Goodness, I like Squirt!  Crow T. Robot
Goodness, I like Squirt! - Crow
Goodness, how crass you must think me! - Pretorius
Goodness?  Goodness had nothing to do with it
Goodnight Goodnight, no need to fear for James Bond is here
Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are!
Goodnight Old Man. - Sisko
Goodnight Peggy Sue, wherever you are
Goodnight Wakko. Goodnight Johnny-boy. Lemme out of this tower!
Goodnight everybody ... drive safely 
Goodnight unto you all, *MWAH*! Yakko Goodnight everybody! Dot
Goodnight, Elvis. - Yakko
Goodnight, Elvis. - Yakko Warner
Goodnight, Elvis.  Yakko, Animaniacs
Goodnight, boob!
Goodnight, little one.  Sweet dreams. - O'Brien
Goodnight, sleep tight, and don't let the voles bite
Goodnight, sweetheart. - Keiko
Goodwill toward men...and women. - Bruce Wayne, BATMAN RETURNS
Goodwill:  Ability to say no in a computer store
Goody Two Shoes is a great song, Tom said adamantly.
Goodyear Limbaugh, er, blimp
Goodyips - Skid marks in the street
Goofus drops carrier.  Gallant logs off properly.
Goofus flames the moderator, Gallant stays on-topic.
Goofy -- [adj.]  1) strange, unusual [See also: Ross Perot]
Goofy is as  Goofy does.  <== Mickey Gump
Goofy little carving w/a sort of Latino theme - Tom
GoofyReader 123.48
Googol bottles of beer on the wall.
Gooi je computer 't raam uit!  Wacht even, eerst m'n vangnet halen!
Goooodbyeeee Nurse. Yakko, Wakko and Dot, Animaniacs
Goooood Morning Iraq!
Goooood mooooorniiiiing Vietnaaaaam!
Goooood vibrrrattiooonnns !
Gooooooood Morning, Peoria! -- Sam Beckett
Goooooooooood Mooorrrrrnnnniii..... <BANG>
Goooooooooood morning, Fidonet!
Goooooooooood morning, Ilink!
Goose bumps, heart pounding, and heavy breathing
Goose, it's time to buzz the tower. -Maverick
Gooshie - King of The Planet Halitosis
Gooshie!  Center me on #*%!$%@ NO CARRIER
Gooshie, center me on @FN@!
Gooshie, center me on @TOFIRST@!
Gooshie, center me on Lawrence!
Gooshie, centre me on @FN@, uh, I mean Sam....hurry!
Gooshie: King of the Planet Halitosis
Gorba-chef -- What's he cooking up now?
Gorbie goes back to the USSR and says.."I've got two pieces of bad
Gord McLeod has trouble dealing with reality.
Gord Reid and Family (1:246/71.0)
Gordian Knot Lock Co.
Gordian Knot: A tangled garden hose.
Gordon Gilbert could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel
Gordon Quimby has a beard.
Gordon Sibbald is not dead, he only looks that way.
Gordon Solie?  You're still alive? - Jesse the Body Ventura
Gordon's First Law: If a project is not worth doing at all, it's not worth doing well
Gore Virus - Does nothing... Commonly sucking up to Clinton Virus
Gore at the ballet: "Why don't they just get taller girls?"
Gore consoles families of those killed "serving the U.N."!! - 4/14/94
Gore of Borg: Save the planet. Assimilate loggers.
Gore was so excited upon graduating 4th grade he cut himself shaving
Gore's Environment book - filed under Fantasy
Gore's little red choo choo done jumped the track
Gore-tex: byproduct of the Texas chain saw massacre.
Gore/Kaczynski in 2000!  Environmentalism is real good!
Gore: "Huh-huh. NAFTA is cool." Perot: "Heh heh m heh... no, it sucks!"
Gore: It's my party and I'll lie if I want to
Goreus and Tax-head: "Rich people suck.  Karl Marx kicks
Goreus and Tax-head: "Soaking the rich is cool. huhhuh-hu
Goreus and Tax-head: "Socialized medicine is cool. huhhuh
Goreus and Tax-head: "Socialized medicine is cool. huhhuh-huhhuh-huuh"
Goreus and Tax-head: Rich people suck. Karl Marx kicks ass.
Goreus and Tax-head: Soaking the rich is cool. huhhuh-huhhuh-huhhuh.
Goreus and Tax-head: Socialized medicine is cool. huhhuh-huhhuh-
Gorge, guzzle and wench, for tomorrow we shall get gutted
Gorgeous cats don't know they're gorgeous.
Gorgons do it stoned!
Gorilla Girl, hot & sweet - Crow
Gorilla Girl, hot and sweet.  Crow T. Robot
Gorilla on hidas otus
Gorilla warfare - Tom on apes with guns
Gorilla warfare...  Tom Servo
Gorin Desktop - "Sysop's Choice" GUI on John Major's Sunglasses
Gorki su utorki
Gorman, hillary@netaxs.com
Gorn: This is your opponent, Earthling.  (to Kirk)
Gorns DO IT cold-bloodedly
Gorns do it cold-bloodedly.
Goro Dies!!!!!
Goro Lives!!!!!
Gorog write screenplay - Crow on name in credits
Gorog write screenplay!  Crow T. Robot
Gorrt, baringa!  Klaatu barrada nicto!
Gort - Klaatu Barada Nikto!
Gort! Klaatu - berata! NIKTO!!
Gort, Clatu Barada Nicto
Gort, Clatu barada nicto, Clatu barada nicto
Gort, Klaatu barada niktu - Gort, I've fallen and I can't get up.
Gort, klaatu birada nikto.
Gort, klaatu borata nikto! Mit "extra cheese", Zipzip!
Gort, klaatu nikto barada
Gort:  Klaatu barada nikto... and don't forget it!
Gort: Klaatu Borada Nikto.. if you feel like it
Gort: Klaatu Borada Nikto..... and don't forget it
Gort: Klatu Barada Nicto!
Gosford, home of the Opinionated Witch
Gosh I *love* following this thread!
Gosh Jim, I'm beginning to think I can cure a rainy day!
Gosh it's cold today! Turn another Pentium on will you?
Gosh that lightening sounds close..#~@$#$%$^..NO CARRIER
Gosh that takes me back ... or forward.  That's the trouble with time travel, you never can tell. -- Dr. Who
Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward?  That's the trouble with time travel, you never can tell." -- Doctor Who "Androids of Tara"
Gosh towels!  I just love military tradition
Gosh! How did THIS ever get into the Cooking echo?
Gosh! You look hungry!  Can I recommend the trout?!?!
Gosh, All!, the young girl panted, Your HARD DISK is so BIG!
Gosh, Brain!  More gold than a DUCK TALES episode! - Pinky
Gosh, I bet that Moderator bite really smarts!
Gosh, I bet that dragon bite really smarts!                       PIC
Gosh, I didn't know TEFLON could melt !!
Gosh, I just want kawaii mecha in sailor fuku anime. - David Wills
Gosh, should "anal retentive" be spelled with a hyphen?
Gosh, that's the third motorcycle that's passed us. - Janet
Gosh, your DISK is so . . . BIG!
Goshoven - Now that you're here, what do you want?
Goslyn Mallard - the thinking woman's role model of the '90's.
Goslyn!  We are NOT here for another 'gore-fest!' - Drake Mallard
Gospel is liberal. Law is conservative. You cannot believe them at once. At best, you can choose which one will cause less suffering in the future.
Gospode ne oprastaj im - dobro znaju sta rade
Gospode ne oprastaj im - dobro znaju sta rade
Gossip afflicts the innocent and the guilty with equal relish
Gossip begins when you hear something you like re: someone you don't.
Gossip is ear pollution!
Gossip is only the lack of a worthy memory. - Elbert Hubbard
Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell
Gossip is the opiate of the oppressed. Jong
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't
Gossip who can you really believe
Gossip:  A woman with a nice sense of rumor.
Gossip:  knife of the party.
Gossip: A woman with a nice sense of rumor.
Gossip: knife of the party.
Gossip: the only thing that travels faster than E-Mail.
Gossips are people who never give secrets away; they trade them
Got 365 used rubbers? Make them into a tire and call it a good year!
Got ASIC PAL? Send a basic gw card.
Got Any Other Taglines I can Steal?
Got Brother Jimmy on the TV and Killer on the stereo
Got DOS 3.3?  Downgrade to 4.01 TODAY!
Got Kleptomaina?  Take something for it!
Got Loose in 2, Cut a Tire in 3, Hit the Wall in 4
Got Mole problem? Call Avogadro at 6.02 X 10^23
Got Mole problems?   Call Avogardo 6.02 x 10^23
Got Tired of Explaining How the Paperweight Worked - Blonde Moments
Got Uncle Sam barkin'down our snorkle - Tom
Got Uncle Sam barkin'down our snorkle...  Tom Servo
Got Windows ? Take OS/2 and call me in the morning
Got a 486 for my wife - good trade.
Got a CD ROM for my kids...Good trade!
Got a CJ-5 with a 4-wheel drive, and a Smokey on my tail
Got a DEATH WISH?  Join STARFLEET SECURITY today!
Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner
Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner...   - Weird Al Yankovic
Got a bullet but it ain't mine
Got a cloud sleeping on my tounge --Tori Amos
Got a clue?  Share with others!
Got a complete copy of the original anywhere?
Got a date, I can't be late, got a hell hound on my trail -Zep
Got a dictionary?  I want to know the meaning of life
Got a dog for my girlfriend, was a fair trade.
Got a dog for my girlfriend. Fair trade.
Got a dog for my husband.  Was a fair trade.
Got a few tiles missing from his Space Shuttle
Got a girlfriend; got a computer.  Guess which one goes down?
Got a good reason for taking the easy way out!
Got a headache?  GOOD! -- Dr. Forrester
Got a joke that will make your hair fall out...oh, already heard it.
Got a kick for a dog beggin' for love --Tori Amos
Got a letter there, Mr. De La Pain - Crow to Mike
Got a letter there, Mr. De La Pain...  Crow T. Robot
Got a life, but wasn't sure what to do with it.
Got a life. Didn't like it. Traded iINES.2 ===
Got a life. Didn't like it. Traded it for RAM.
Got a life. It's somewhere in this pile of disks
Got a mind like a steel trap: rusty & banned in 19 states
Got a mop?  Roy burped up something wet, and it's still moving!
Got a new car for my girlfriend ... great trade!
Got a new car for my girlfriend... Good trade!
Got a new car for my girlfriend.... Great trade.
Got a new car for my girlfriendGood trade!
Got a new car for my husband...great trade!
Got a new car for my wife.  What a great trade!
Got a new car for my wife.......Great Trade!
Got a new car for my wife...best trade I ever made!!!
Got a new car for my wife...what a trade, what a trade!!
Got a new phone. Plugged it in. Pressed redial. Freaked it out
Got a new shadow. The other one wasn't doing what I was doing
Got a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.
Got a picture postcard of the Earth, said wish you were her
Got a problem with me being in the AF? Go ahead and ZOOMIE!
Got a problem? Send $29.95 to Georgia Nuclear Weapons for solution
Got a screw loose
Got a seatbelt on my computer chair... no more ROTFL!!
Got a tennis match later w/a chirping hell-beat - Dr.F
Got a toothpick on ya?  And no.. I haven't seen your cat
Got a virus?? Please contact: jhl@grafix.xs4all.nl
Got an AK-47 for his best friend.  Business, the American way
Got an AK-47 for his best friend.  Is this the American way? - Qyr
Got an AM head in an FM world.
Got an invasion of flies? Call out the SWAT TEAM!
Got an itchin' to rock, a hate for small talk, I'm funny that way. -Rush
Got an overpopulated planet? Call 1-800-*DALEK* now!
Got an uzi under my pillow, helps me sleep better at night
Got any cheap books on financial planning?
Got any cookies, Mike? - F!
Got any dirty GIF's of your SysOp?  Wanna buy some?
Got any dirty pictures of the moderater? Wanna buy some?
Got any dirty pictures of your Sysop? Wanna buy some?
Got any frog Taglines? I'm running low
Got any gravel?  I need to fill some of these potholes in memory lane.
Got any gum?
Got any kids?  Get some.  That's an order! - Don Schanke
Got any letters you need opened? - Mike as guy w/knife
Got any more brilliant ideas, Brisco? -- Dixie
Got any more good ideas, Jim?  McCoy
Got any naked GIF's of your girlfriend? (Wanna buy a few?)
Got any recipes I could snag?
Got any suggestions? Sisko
Got any taglines I could steal?
Got any?  Anime tags, that is.
Got anymore Fungus dip? - Social Parasite
Got anything in that bag of tricks for me? - Throttle
Got arrested doing 28800 in a 2400 zone.
Got arrested for going 14400 in a 2400 zone.
Got away from me...slipped away from me
Got bitten by a dog, too.  -- Wolverine
Got caught doing 53mph in a 35 zone; told the officer I was dyslexic
Got caught in the family thrasher machine! - Crow gossips
Got daemons?  Try EXOR.SYS for fast relief!
Got enough guilt to start my own religion
Got enough guilt to start my own religion - Tori Amos
Got enough guilt to start my own religion.
Got him with my ASCII gun!  Right through the monitor!
Got his harness caught on something - Crow as pilot howls
Got his harness caught on something.  Crow T. Robot
Got hold of something else
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching
Got it covered, Big Cat...uh, yes, sir! -- Radar to Col. Potter
Got it right or dont get it at all
Got it straight now? Good.
Got just deserts fer deserting in desert!
Got kleptomania?  Be sure to take something for it
Got kleptomania? Take something for it!
Got looks, got brains, even got recipes!  WANT MONEY!!
Got lost.  Flew to Phoenix.  Got attacked.  Gonna die. -- Crow
Got mole problems? Call Avogadro 6.023 X 10 to the 23rd!
Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.
Got my MOJO workin'.  It just came back from the shop.
Got my Uzi, got some Scotch... let's go to Disneyland!
Got my a$$ kicked outta school.. I'm going to Disneyland!
Got my act together & forgot where I put it!
Got my act together, and promptly lost the bloody thing.
Got my bell, gonna take you to Hell - AC/DC
Got my cat fixed. Now he won't chase any balls
Got my diploma, now I am in the unemployment line
Got my head together, now my body's falling apart
Got my nose pierced - Mike after hazing himself
Got my nose pierced.  Mike Nelson
Got my own world to live thru, ain't gonna copy you - Hendrix
Got my tie caught in a fax machine  - Suddenly I was in L.A
Got my tie caught in the fax, Suddenly I was in L.A.
Got naked photos of the Sysop? No? Wanna buy some?
Got no deeds to do, no promises to keep. -P. Simon
Got no love for politicians, of that crazy scene in DC.
Got no time for living 'cause I'm working all the time
Got one boot stuck in the sand
Got real close to seeing Elvis, but my shovel broke.
Got rid of the kids.  The cats are allergic!
Got rid of the wife. . .the dog was allergic.
Got run, my cat got stuck in the printer
Got security all beefed up down here - Dr. Forrester
Got some good Pagan tags too.. I ought to, considering. (GRIN)
Got some more for /\/\ \/:
Got that Right!
Got that free falling imagination at work again, I see  :
Got the Blues?  Try something Silver!
Got the Blues? Take some SPEED.
Got the Blues? Try something Silver!
Got the mental agility of a soap dish.
Got the mind consistency of a parfait.
Got the muse in my head she's universal -- Placebo
Got the old buttocks caught in the vice again I see
Got the personality of a used condom.
Got the point?
Got the rest? Try the best: PacketBoy for Windows!
Got the sex duh-rive  driving 'm mad
Got the start of an orchard, there... -- Crazy Henry
Got the world in my hands. I'm here for your love.
Got them! A piece of them, anyway! Scott
Got time to waste? Get Microsoft Windows 95!
Got time, time to wait for tomorrow
Got tired of eatin' pu**y, did he?
Got to be a joker he just do what he please. -Beatles
Got to find them before I join them!
Got to get me a catchy saying, Real Soon Now!
Got to get out of this movie!  Tom Servo
Got to get to your anus & wipe out the Klingons - Crow
Got to get up, and live this life.
Got to go, I think a SCUD just landed in my livingroom.
Got to go, the dinner's fighting and the kids are burning.
Got to keep the loonies on the path
Got to kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight
Got to make your stand /Avoid the crowd    Ted Nugent 
Got to pull myself together...must defy the laws of physics..-The Tick
Got to rub more saliva in my hair - Tom as odd girl
Got too many birds on his antenna.
Got too much empty space on your HD? Install OS/2.
Got wake up the peons. Serf's up.
Got you again, Cape-Boy! - Zoisite
Got you, you nasty bitter person, you.
Got your seatbelt on? I saw this in a movie once. I think I can do it
Got yourself mixed up in another time paradox, Janeway?
Got! You're only a loser when your dog gets a new best friend
Gotcha again!   {EG}
Gotcha!  Call Tagline Thieves Anonymous, 800-STEAL-IT
Gotcha!  Didn't I, you little sucker? -- Ash
Gotcha! - Kira
Gotcha! -- Dax
Gotcha!! - Dax to Cardassian vole
Gotcha!... Space Monkey!
Gotcha, you snot-necked weenies! - Post Bros. Comics
Goth is the preserve of the intelligent poor person
Gotham City belongs to, The Batman!
Gotham City belongs to.......The Batman!
Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers. -- Ray Simard
Gots'ta dat stash been saved? No, but we're prayin' fo' it.
Gott mit uns! We got mittens, too! --No Man's Land, Xmas 1914
Gott wurfelt nicht (Albert Einstein)
Gott, vergib mir meine Schuld, meine Glaeubiger weigern sich
Gotta CJ-5 with 4 Wheel Drive and Smokey on my tail...  C.W. McCall
Gotta Move On
Gotta bag up the rest of my Animal Man collection - Dr. F
Gotta be about the biggest turtle in the 'Hood -Crow raps
Gotta bring the Russian bear to his knees! - Floyd
Gotta come outta your tuck faster  - Crow on falling man
Gotta come outta your tuck faster.  Crow T. Robot
Gotta fatten up your collection!
Gotta find cuter dates...I hate chewing my arm off in the morning.
Gotta fix that spell chekker
Gotta get back to Reality.  Now where is that stupid dragon?
Gotta get back to Reality...now where is that stupid Blue Dragon?
Gotta get back to the set of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang-Crow
Gotta get in to get out.
Gotta get our little buddy outta the bone orchard -Joel
Gotta get to bed.  Don't wana.  Wana bang on keyboard.
Gotta give that last brain cell a rest
Gotta go - dinner's fighting and the kids are burning!
Gotta go cats stuck in the printer.
Gotta go now, it's time to rolf my rottweiler
Gotta go read.  My books are calling me.
Gotta go, America's Most Wanted is re-running my episode tonight
Gotta go, cat's in the bathtub.
Gotta go, my dog's peeing on my CPU!
Gotta go, the Kats are being too quiet
Gotta go, the cat and kids are too quiet.
Gotta go, the cat is being too quiet!
Gotta go, the cat's on fire.
Gotta go, the cats are being too quiet
Gotta go, the dog is too quiet.
Gotta go, the flames just reached the hallway
Gotta go, the kids chewed through their straps
Gotta go, the orderlies are about to check my room
Gotta go.  Girl talk. - Catwoman
Gotta go.  My ferret is caught in the printer again
Gotta go. Cat is caught in the printer.
Gotta go. Dinner's ready and tonight it's Taspar eggs.    Yum!!
Gotta go. Dinner's ready and tonight it's spiny lobe-fish.    Yum!!
Gotta go. I've got a hot date with Lt. Commander Shelby tonight!
Gotta go. I've got a hot date with Vice-Admiral Nechayev tonight!
Gotta go. The police are battering down the door!
Gotta go.......migrane off the port bow
Gotta go...UPS is here with the sleep I ordered.
Gotta go: I haven't eaten breakfast yet
Gotta goGotta answer the baby and change the phone!
Gotta gotta now got find the reason why a woman ain't a man
Gotta have it! Gotta have it! Coffee, coffee, coffee
Gotta have my Corn Pops
Gotta have my Porn Cops...err, Corn Pops!
Gotta have my suffering so that I can bear my cross - Tori Amos
Gotta hide the phone bill from my wife.
Gotta humdrum ring doodle vortex batang! Whoa ho! - Tom
Gotta kick at the darkness till it bleeds daylight
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. - Freddie Mercury
Gotta love it when the fundies debunk themselves
Gotta love me!
Gotta love me! - Beast
Gotta love me...I'm the baby. - baby dinosaur - DINOSAURS
Gotta love me...I'm the baby. --Baby dinosaur.
Gotta love the Drake!
Gotta love the name "Viking Penguin," don't you?
Gotta luv me!
Gotta luv me, @F @ln@!
Gotta make a million doesn't matter who dies. - Qyr
Gotta million watts on the tip of my tongue
Gotta pay your dues if ya wanna sing the blues
Gotta pick up a can of tampons for my girlfriend - Tom
Gotta quote, hon, or I'm lost. - Anna Steven
Gotta remove the insulting tags from the file someday
Gotta run - The cat's caught in the printer again!
Gotta run - have to get to the all night store before it closes.
Gotta run - my cat's caught in the dryer!
Gotta run -- My DNA is overcooked
Gotta run babe, the cat's caught in the sewing machine!
Gotta run!  Kids on the stove!
Gotta run!  The cat's caught in the printer again.
Gotta run!  The cat's stuck in the printer again
Gotta run! The cat's caught in the printer!
Gotta run, I actually have to work today!!
Gotta run, cat's caught in the printer.
Gotta run, hear the FIDO barking at the female aardvark.
Gotta run, my cat's stuck in the printer
Gotta run, my government's collapsing
Gotta run, my sister can't control her aardvark.
Gotta run, the Kat's caught in the printer
Gotta run, the dinner is fighting and the kids are burning!
Gotta run, too much bran and prune juice for breakfast!
Gotta run.  Have to get to the all night store before dawn
Gotta run.  My neighbors just sighted Elvis making crop c
Gotta run.  The cat needs mowing.
Gotta run.  The cat's caught in the printer.
Gotta run. My neighbor just sighted Elvis making crop circles!
Gotta run. The aardvark needs mowing
Gotta run. The cat needs mowing.
Gotta run... @F's loading the aardvark
Gotta run... neighbors just sighted Elvis making crop circles
Gotta run... the cat's caught in the printer again!
Gotta run...I'm busier than a Mormon at a wife-swapping party
Gotta run...Movie Mongrols spotted with intent in their eye...Benji
Gotta run...cat's caught in the printer.
Gotta run...neighbors just sighted Elvis making crop circles...
Gotta run...the cat's caught in the printer again!
Gotta run..busier than a Mormon at a wife swapping party
Gotta save the city. - Sewer Urchin [The Tick]
Gotta save the world, you know. - Wolverine
Gotta sleep on your toes and when you're on the street
Gotta stay awake, gotta try and shake off this creeping malaise
Gotta visit the poop deck if you know what I mean - Mike
Gotta walk your talk
Gotta wash out some of my silk things - Mike
Gotta' Go, 'Kids chewed through their straps
Gotta' get back to Reality.  Now where is that stupid dragon?
Gotta' get back to reality...now where is that Dragon?
Gotta, gotta get away. - Hendrix
Gotto go...the judge is on the bench.
Goulash is one of only three foods that tastes the same as it sounds.
Gould and Ali:  Future sewer workers in computer Hell
Goulet!  This guy's a pig...and so are you.  Did you program this guy?
Gourd's Axiom: A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost
Gourmet Taglines: All about Snake, Possum And Mole {SPAM}
Gourmet Taglines: Best and Freshest Every Day!
Gourmet recipes: All about Snake, Possum And Mole {SPAM}
Gov' of the stockholders, by the bean counters, for the bottom line
Gov't can't re-course of the ship, it adjusts the compass
Gov't corrupt. (A)bolish, (R)evolt, (I)gnore Constitution?
Gov't is an association that does violence to the rest. - Tolstoy
Gov't rules:  "That which is not prohibited is compulsory."
Gov't.SYS corrupt.  Reboot President? (Y/N/Q) Y
Gov't.Sys Corrupt. Boot President? Reformat Congress(Y/N)
Gov't.sys corrupt; reboot president?(Y/N/Q)?
Gov't: At best, a necessary evil. At worst, intolerable.
Gov't: Give us your money, property & guns so we can take care of you!
Gov. Clinton, you want me to do what?
Goverment denies knowledge
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish.  Don't overdo it. -- Lao Tsu
Government - the only vessel that leaks from the top.
Government Corrupt:  (A)bort (R)eboot (I)gnore_Constitution
Government Cut Backs - A mythconception.
Government DOS: Command or file name being studied
Government Denies Knowledge. - X-Files
Government Euphemism for Recession: A good time to switch to RC Cola.
Government Euphemism for Recession: The National Bummer.
Government Inteligence: the  biggest oxymoron of all.
Government Intelligence - Another OXYMORON!
Government Intelligence - contradiction of terms
Government Intelligence: The biggest oxymoron of all.
Government Intelligence: the ultimate oxymoron.
Government NEEDS poor people to justify its existence!
Government Rule #1: Let No Good Deed Go Unpunished!
Government Spending - OUCH! That's *my* pocketbook!
Government Survey Shows Government Surveys Are Accurate
Government Tagline.  Takes up space, no known function.
Government Waste:  Any money not spent in your own area.
Government Waste: any money not spent in your own district.
Government [is] an illusion the governed should not encourage
Government [is] an illusion the governed should not encourage. -- John Updike, "Couples"
Government aid/assistance
Government always plays both ends against the taxpayer.
Government as substitute husband.
Government at it's best is a necessary evil. - Paine
Government at it's worst is intolerable. - Paine.
Government at its best is a necessary evil. - T. Paine
Government by the stupid for the apathetic
Government can be hazardous to your wealth!
Government can only give money which it takes away.
Government can't SOLVE the problem - it IS the problem!
Government can't create wealth; only individuals can. - PJ O'Rourke
Government can't solve problems - it institutionalizes them!
Government cannot give freedom. It can only take it away.
Government complain form: [] <-please write legibly
Government condones the crime, the criminal commits it
Government control begins when self-control ends
Government corruption is always reported in past tense.
Government corruption seems always to be reported in the past tense.
Government economist virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine
Government efficiency
Government expands to absorb all available revenue and then some. -- Wiker
Government expands to absorb available revenue
Government expands to absorb revenue and then some
Government expands to fill the available revenue, and then some
Government for one, to hell with majority!
Government for the People????????????????????????????????
Government governs best of all that governs least of all.
Government insures the banks; who insures the government?
Government is 2 important 2 B left 2 just politicians!
Government is a broker in pillage.
Government is a burden on the people.
Government is a kind of legalized pillage
Government is a necessary evil. -- Paine
Government is a thing so ugly we change it by law.
Government is an abstract entity. It doesn't produce anything. - PJO'R
Government is an association of men who do violence to the rest of us
Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax.
Government is but a necessary evil.
Government is evil to some. It depends upon whether _I_ benefit!
Government is just a transitory phase between phases of chaos
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end
Government is like a septic tank.  The big chunks rise to the top.
Government is non-consensual S&M with the Second Amendment as the only  safeword
Government is not reason or eloquence - it is force. G.W
Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force.
Government is not the solution, it's the problem.
Government is operated on a pay-as-you-go-broke plan.
Government is the agency of coercion that has flags in front of its offices. - Harry Browne
Government is the enemy, until you need a friend. - William Cohen
Government is the great fiction whereby everyone endeavors to live at the
Government is the only known enemy of intelligent life.
Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians. 
Government is your servant.  Don't let it be your master
Government is your servant.  Don't let it be your master
Government isn't a philosophical concept, it's a utility... - PJ O'R
Government isn't the answer. Government is the problem.
Government isn't the solution, government is the PROBLEM!
Government isn't the solution, it's the problem.
Government lies, and newspapers lie, but in a democracy they are different lies
Government logic: IRS=(Pentagon*2); NSA=IRS^300
Government makes money the old-fashioned way- steal it!
Government missle: You can't fire it and it doesn't work
Government mousetrap: FREE CHEESE!
Government of the people, by the lawyers, for the conservatives.
Government of the people, by the lawyers, for the lawyers.
Government organization
Government recipe. Takes up space, no known function.
Government run health care makes me sick!
Government should spend our money like it was their own.
Government spending> Formatting 
Government survey shows government surveys are accurate
Government tends to perish by excess of its basic principle.
Government that governs least governs best!
Government that treats people by race is RACIST! (NO Affirmative Action)
Government waste is anything the other citizen gets.
Government's a disease masquerading as its own cure
Government's a disease masquerading as its own cure. - L. Neil Smith
Government's problem:  it's full of politicians - 'Wolf
Government's the answer? Must'a been a stupid question!!!
Government, like dress, is the badge of lost innocence
Government, like fire: dangerous servant & fearful master
Government, n. - Organization willing to take you under its thumb
Government...We're choosing a servant, not appointing a master
Government.SYS corrupt. Reboot President? (Y/N) Y
Government:  not the solution, but the problem
Government:  we can't do that, it makes too much sense.
Government: Anything that thinks it has the right to kill you
Government: The employer of last resort.
Government: We have all the guns, you don't, so we don't have to talk!
Government: You make it, we take it.
Government: a dangerous servant and a fearful master - G. Washington
Government: n. a means of robbing and deceiving
Government: not the solution, but the problem.
Government: the utimate con game.
Government: we can't do that, it makes too much sense.
Government:Takes up space, no known function.
Governmental IQ is inversely proportional to the tax rate
Governments *NEVER* disarm themselves, only their slaves
Governments absorb 100x their weight in excess liberties
Governments do NOT give people rights!
Governments don't retreat, they simply advance in another direction. - Geoffrey Rippon
Governments love no one, not even themselves
Governments never disarm themselves, only their slaves.
Governments never learn.  Only people learn
Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman
Governments that don't trust most people with weapons, deserve no
Governmnent:  adangerous servant & fearful master - George Washington
Governor #TN#, I recognized your foul stench
Governor Bullitt, I recognized your foul stench
Governor Clinton said that you make his knees knock.
Governor Clinton: The COPY CON of Presidents!
Governor Orville, I recognized your foul stench
Govment.sys corrupted - recommend General Election (Y/N)?
Govori tiho i nosi kratez sa sobom.
Govori tiho i nosi napunjen laser sa sobom.
Govoris mi da si slobodna, zelim vjerovati u to
Govt investigations contribute more to amusement than knowledge.
Govt. doc.:  And       said, "      is the reason I       the dog!"
Govt. failure! Boot President, Reformat Congress? (Y/n)
Govt.: a dangerous servant & fearful master - George Washington
Govt: Separate church/state; taxpayer/money.
Govternment is a thing so ugly we change it by law.
Govternment is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
Gowron - Your blood will paint the way to the future
Gowron has been re-writing Klingon history. - Worf
Gowron is looking forward to seeing you again -- Kurn
Gowron:  Blue-eyed Klingon Soul.
Gowron: Now the war...can continue
Gozzo, come quick- and bring the electrodes!
Grab 'em by the short hair, get a sex harrassment suit!
Grab all the taglines you can!
Grab him by the butt! - Crow as guy falls
Grab hold o' your socks and read on, Joel Robinson - Crow
Grab me a cold shower while you're in there? -Mike
Grab the Banana and save a bunch!
Grab the User In-the-face.
Grab them by the balls--the hearts and minds will follow.
Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered!
Grab your helmet, get your bike, it's SHOWTIME!
Grab your partner and do-se-do! - Yakko Warner
Grabbing the doorknob to a public restroom and finding it wet and
Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3 - not even for very large values of 2
Grace Be To You And Peace From God Our Father !!
Grace and peace to you from God the Father and the Lord Jesus Christ.
Grace is God taking you out for a milkshake after a baseball game whether you go for or for
Grace is given because of UNworthiness
Grace is given of God; knowledge is bought in a market
Grace is the absence of everything that indicates pain or difficulty, hesitation or incongruity. - William Hazlitt
Grace: the ability to look the other way when the check arrives
Graces:  Greek Goddesses. Personification of Nature and beauty.
Gracias - Danka - Merc - Thank You - Gratzi - RA
Gracie JuJitsu - when you care enough to study the very best
Gracie Law : "What was that?"   Jack Burton : "6.9 on the rickter scale!"
Gracie is pregnant.  <SCREECH!!!>
Gracie is pregnant.  SCREECH!!!
Grack - The stem remaining after all the grapes have been eaten
Grad school - just say no.
Grade A, Butt Fat - Nurse.
Grade A, Butt Fat. - Nurse      Ren & Stimpy
Grade crossing collisions.....Evolution in Action
Grade crossing:  The meeting place of headlights and light heads.
Grade not found: <F>ail <F>ail <F>ail
Grades ? We're being graded ? - Calvin
Gradient - For people who have -5 dB dip in hearing at midrange!
Gradient - Pakettikaiuttimien varteenotettava vaihtoehto
Gradually, a shot rang out
Graduate (with honors) of the Institute for the Sexually Gifted
Graduate - Darth Vader School of Personnel Management
Graduate .... Harvard School of Sexual Positions
Graduate Cum Laude from Miskatonic University.
Graduate Of The B.A.T.F. School of Firefighting.
Graduate Of The Uncle Fester & Keith Moon School o
Graduate Of The Uncle Fester & Keith Moon School of hair styling
Graduate School	- Macro Computer
Graduate life -- it's not just a job, it's an indenture
Graduate life: It's not just a job.  It's an indenture.
Graduate of Darth Vader School of Personnel Management.
Graduate of EVE'S GLAD-U-ATE School. Class of 69.
Graduate of The Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies.
Graduate of Tom WALKER school OF CAPS and COMMENTS
Graduate of Tracy Lords Middle School
Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Management.
Graduate of the Ferengi School of Beauty.
Graduate of the Gorilla Monsoon School of Broadcasting
Graduate of the Han Solo School of Asteroid Belt Navigation
Graduate of the Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies.
Graduate of the Limbaugh Institute of Higher Learning.
Graduate of the Mad Max School of Defensive Driving
Graduate of the Mad Max School of Driving!
Graduate of the Steve Poggio School of Puns.
Graduate of the Ted Kennedy Stunt Driving Academy
Graduate of the Uncle Fester School of Party Etiquette.
Graduate of the Uncle Fester and Keith Moon School of Party.
Graduate school is very much like junior high, but with tenure
Graduate student
Graduate students and most professors are no smarter than undergrads. They're just older
Graduate, Attila the Hun School of Personnel Management
Graduate, Bean Bandit School of Defensive Driving.
Graduate, Piers Anthony School of Trilogies!
Graduate, Traci Lords Middle School.
Graduate, Whatsamatta U. School of Management.
Graduate.....Harvard School Of Sexual Positions...
Graduate: Borg Institute of Technology 
Graduate: Ferengi Business School
Graduate: Klingon Military Academy
Graduated in the top 66% of my class. - Real live resume statement
Graduates do it by degrees.
Gradueat of the Boden Klemmer Scholl of Spellung!
Grady!  The 'Paper Chase' guy is here!
Grady! This fall on NBC - Tom on night watchman
Graffiti has changed deface of de nation
Graffiti is the revenge of the inarticulate proletariate
Graffiti on Campus:  "You silly savages..."
Graffiti was Mussolini's Secretary of Defense
Graffiti's changed deface of this nation
Graffitti found in Pompeii: Everyone writes on the walls but me.
Grafitti has changed deface of the nation.
Grafix Attack! There Can Be Only One
Graft: An illegal means of uniting trees to make money
Graham Geere paged the Sysop of Alternative World and moaned '<snif>
Grailfriend: your companion in searching for a holy relic
Grain! Hops! Barley!  Sounds like breakfast to me.
Grain...hops...barley...sure sounds like breakfast to me!
Gram for gram DC's best mayor ever
Grammar Rule #26:  Take the bull by the hand and don't mix metaphors.
Grammar Rule G: Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague
Grammar and spelling mistakes created by random line noise.
Grammar for the '90's:  Bad.  Worse.  WINDOWS.
Grammar has gots to be one of the most importantest things ever?
Grammar in the 90's:  The future tense of "I give" is, "I take."
Grammar police enforce the syntax
Grammar, it is said, is not your Grandma
Grammar, what big teeth you have.
Grammarians DO IT with a dangling participle.
Grammarians DO IT with interjection.
Grammarians DO IT with punctuation
Grammarians desperately wanted for this conference!
Grammarians never die - they fall into a comma
Grammatik insists that <G> is passive voice
Grammer!  What big teeth you have.
Gramp, how many other people in the world have green hair? D
Grampa's Sparkware T-Shirt had a walkie talkie mic holder
Grams to Moles, Moles to Moles, Moles to Grams.
Grand
Grand Admiral Pong: We have picked up Jedi Master Ping on Endor
Grand Kids are so much fun, wish I had had them first
Grand Nagus Burger: Reappears after it's been eaten.
Grand Nagus Quark? I've only heard of Charm, Beauty, Red, Green
Grand Nagus, can you hear me? Quark
Grand Slam Event - A honeymoon
Grand prize drawing.  To see if you won type <Alt-H>!
Grandbabies: God's way of rewarding parents who survive
Grandchildren *DO* *NOT* sleep.  They recharge !
Grandchildren -- God's reward for not killing your kids!
Grandchildren = Revenge -- spoil 'em & send 'em home!
Grandchildren are a parent's revenge.
Grandchildren on your knee, Vera, Chuck, and Dave!   Beatles
Grandchildren were made for young people.
Grandchildren, they aren't sleeping.  They're recharging!
Grandchildren...Gods' bonus to deserving parents.
Grandchildren:  God's reward for parents who survive.
Grandchildren: God's reward for not strangling your own children.
Grandchildren: God's reward for parents who survive.
Grandchildren: God's way of rewarding parents who survive
Granddad died leaving no issue of record
Grandfather on his mothers side was a balding zombie-Crow
Grandiloquence, n. - Bombastardized speech or style
Grandkids - God's reward for not strangling your own children.
Grandma always said: "Don't eat blue food"
Grandma got hung over drinking Rainier
Grandma got run over by a dragon
Grandma got run over by a dragon, running from a cave on x-mas eve...
Grandma got run over by a dragon.
Grandma got run over by a dragon... running from a cave on Cmas Eve
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Grandma got run over by a reindeer on the way home from our house Cmas e
Grandma got run over by a reindeer...
Grandma went to cyberspace and all I got was this tagline
Grandmas are antique little girls.  - Haunani
Grandpa Charnock's Law: You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive
Grandpa tribble with hearing aid: *?
Grandpa's psychosis is really ruining this trip - Crow
Grandpa, Tell me about the Good Old Days!
Grandparenting: spoilin's the name of the our game
Grandparents & grandchildren get along beacuse they have a common
Grandparents and grandchildren are natural allies against a common enemy!
Grandparents and grandkids get along well; they have a common enemy
Grandparents: reliable baby-sitting.
Grandpop.com not found. Loading Cousin.com instead
Granite sugar cubes
Granny Smith...the Mother of all Apple computers.
Granny could feel the shape of the future, and it had knives in it.
Grant me the serenity to accept what I can't change
Grant me the strength to ignore ignorance
Grantnap - Extra 5 mins of sleep that somehow makes all the difference
Grape Nehi - Arkansas beer?
Grape Nephi - What a Mormon orders in a bar.
Grape Nuts (?) No Grapes, No Nuts . . . What's The Deal?
Grape Nuts - You open it up, no grapes, no nuts!  What's the deal?
Grape Nuts, you open it, no grapes, no nuts.  .. What gives?
Grape Nuts:  No grapes, no nuts!  What's the deal? -- Carlin
Grape Nuts: No grapes, no nuts!  What's the deal?
Grape Nuts?  What do they do with the rest of the grape?
Grape nuts is a social disease.
Grape nuts?  Awwwww, poor little grape
Grape nuts?  What do they do with the rest of the grape?
Grape nuts? I didn't know grapes had nuts
Grape nuts? Poor little grape.
Grape nuts? What do they do with the rest of the grape?
Grape vines think alike
Grape:  Uninteresting larval stage of wine.
Graphic Artist seeks Boss with vision impairment.
Graphic Artists know how to work it!
Graphics may save 1,000 words, but use 10 megabytes
Graphics programmer...A Cartesian coordinator.
Graphics recorders will deposit more ink on humans than on paper.
Graphics, but those aren't taglines.  Lets see what I can find
Graphics:  Computer Pornography.
Grasp Tagline by other end and pull firmly.<<<<<<
Grasping of things new would be so much greater!
Grasping to control, so you better hold on
Grass growing from sidewalk cracks never turns brown.
Grass is always greener before you smoke it.
Grass is always greener over the cesspool
Grass is nature's way of saying "High!"
Grass is the way of nature to say high
Grass too long? Better MODEM
Grasshoppapotamus: very short-lived; able to leap very high - once.
Grasshopper always wrong in argument with chicken. -- Book of Chan
Grasshoppers have white blood.
Grasshoppotamus:  A creature that can leap to tremendous heights...  once.
Grassroots can grow through concrete
Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favours. (Anonymous)
Gratitude, like love, is never a dependable international emotion
Gratitude, like love, is never a dependable international emotion. -- Joseph Alsop
Gratitude=thankful for the 386 we have(hopeful for a 486 for christmas
Gratuitous acts of senseless violence are MY forte. - Sam
Gratuitously swiped!
Gravatationally enhanced: fat
Grave Error:  A misspelled epitaph
Grave Mistakes - By Paul Bearer
Grave Mistakes - By Paul Bearer
Grave Mistakes: Paul Bearer
Grave diggers DO IT as a matter of corpse (pardon the pun
Grave diggers DO IT with shovels
Grave diggers die to DO IT.
Grave error: To do nothing because you can do little
Grave of the Fireflies is a semi-autobiographical story.
Grave remarks.... Pro golfer: The final hole -- one under
Gravedigger's daughter, but she liked lying under the sod
Gravediggers daughter, but anyone cadaver :^)
Gravediggers die to do it.
Graves dug to custom fits.
Graves: Sure wish he would end up in one.
Gravestones cheer the living; they're no use to the dead
Graveyards are full of "indespenseable" men.
Graveyards are full of the indispensable.
Gravidity - what keeps you from floating off the planet.
Gravitation can not be held resposible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein
Gravitation on automatic! - Kirk
Gravity - not just a good idea
Gravity - not just a suggestion, it's the LAW
Gravity always gets me down.
Gravity always wins
Gravity always wins - Dolly Parton
Gravity always wins.
Gravity brings be down.
Gravity brings you down
Gravity cannot be held accountable for people falling in love. --Einstein
Gravity does not exist.  The earth sucks
Gravity doesn't exist.  The Earth sux.
Gravity doesn't exist.  The earth sucks!
Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks
Gravity doesn't exist: the earth sucks, majorly.
Gravity doesn't exist: the earth sucks.
Gravity doesn't exist; Planet Earth sucks.
Gravity doesn't exist; the earth sucks.
Gravity doesn't suck, the earth does.
Gravity doesn`t exist: the earth sucks.
Gravity gets me down
Gravity increases expontentially with beer consumed
Gravity increases geometrically with alcohol consumed
Gravity increases geometrically with beer consumed.
Gravity is a Commie plot to keep us on the level
Gravity is a cruel mistress - The Tick
Gravity is a drag
Gravity is a harsh mistress!  The Tick
Gravity is a law.  Lawbreakers will be brought down!
Gravity is a lie, the earth just sucks.
Gravity is a myth -- the Earth sucks
Gravity is a myth.  The Earth just sucks.
Gravity is an illusion -- the Earth sucks.
Gravity is arbitrary - Calvin
Gravity is directly proportional to the number of apples falling.
Gravity is like a heavy concept, Man.
Gravity is most noticeable in Autumn, when apples fall off trees
Gravity is not just a concept, it's the LAW
Gravity is not just a good idea - it's the law!
Gravity is the absence of levitation.  - Dr. Dimension
Gravity is the chief cause of airplane crashes.
Gravity is the chief culprit in airplane crashes.
Gravity is the soul of sit.  Sir Isaac Shakespeare
Gravity is transmitted by slow-moving waves of large wavelengths
Gravity is what you get when you eat too much and too fast
Gravity isn't MY fault - I voted for velcro!
Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law.
Gravity isn't just a good idea... it's the law
Gravity isn't my fault - I voted for velcro!
Gravity really gets me down.
Gravity sucks
Gravity sucks! - Issac Newton, rubbing his head
Gravity sucks.
Gravity sure can be rough at times.
Gravity, n. - It's not just a good idea, it's the law!
Gravity, n. - The chief cause of airplane crashes
Gravity.  It's not just a good idea.  It's the law.
Gravity...always gets me down
Gravity:  Not just a good idea, it's the law!
Gravity: Not just a good theorem, it's the Law!
Gravity: What you get when you eat too much and too fast
Gravity: it's not just a good idea,  it is the law!
Gravity: more than just a good idea. It's the law!
Gray Council Member: We no longer know your heart, Delenn
Gray Lensman by E.E. "Doc" Smith
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Gray hair is God's graffiti. - Bill Cosby
Gray hair is a sign of age, not wisdom.
Gray hair is payment for the hell you put your parents th
Gray hair:  A glorious crown worn by a righteous life.
Gray would be the color if I had a heart
Grazing in the grass is a gas.  Baby, can you dig it? -- Nelson
Grazing in the grass is a gas. Baby, can you dig it -Mike
Grdauaet @F shcool of typign
Grdauaet Howard Belasco shcool of typign
Grdauaet Orville Bullitt shcool of typign
Grdauaet of teh @F shcool of typign
Grease Lightning Go Grease Lightning
Grease gonna do a little offshore drillin tonite
Grease groove: the part in a gigolo's hair.
Grease is good, thats why it is bad for you
Grease me! Please me !
Grease spot on the driveway of life.
Grease:  The version they dared not make! -- Tom Servo
Greaser: Landing claimed by all, witnessed by none
Greasy Spoon - By Chris Coe
Great American Axiom: Some is good, more is better, too much is just right
Great American Cars Of The 1980's
Great Americans of the Bible, a Time-Life series, order n
Great Australian Beers
Great Balls of Fire!  Crow T. Robot
Great Balls of Fire! - Crow as guy jumps over campfire
Great Balls of Fire: a kind of clap you get from your 13yr old cousin
Great Bird of the Galaxy bless your planet.
Great Blonde Thinkers Through The Ages
Great Britain
Great British Rain Festival: 1st January - 31st December
Great Canadian Lie #001: "I promise I won't come on your mouth."
Great Canadian Lie #002: "The cheque is in the mail!"
Great Canadian Lie #003: "I'll only put the tip in..."
Great Canadian Lie #004: "This won't hurt a bit!"
Great Canadian Lie #005: "Of course I'll respect you in the morning!"
Great Canadian Lie #007: "We're from the Government and we're here to help".
Great Canadian Lie #008: "I have a bad back
Great Canadian Lie #009: "I overslept".
Great Canadian Lie #010: "I'll pay you back tomorrow..."
Great Canadian Lie #011: "I already gave at the office!"
Great Canadian Lie #012: "I forgot my wallet..."
Great Canadian Lie #013: "I don't have anything to wear..."
Great Canadian Lie #014: "I didn't know it was loaded..."
Great Canadian Lie #015: "I thought YOU were going to call ME!"
Great Canadian Lie #016: "I'll pull out in time, trust me.."
Great Canadian Lie #017: "My watch must have stopped.."
Great Canadian Lie #018: "This will hurt me more than it will hurt you.."
Great Canadian Lie #019: "It's for your own good..."
Great Canadian Lie #020: "You'll thank me later..."
Great Canadian Lie #021: "Believe me, it's better this way".
Great Canadian Lie #022: "He would have wanted it this way...."
Great Canadian Lie #023: "My car wouldn't start..."
Great Canadian Lie #024: "There's someone calling on my other line.."
Great Canadian Lie #025: "Someone's at the door, I'll call you right back".
Great Canadian Lie #026: "I just followed instructions..."
Great Canadian Lie #027: "Trust me...."
Great Canadian Lie #028: "I know my limits!"
Great Canadian Lie #029: "I am NOT lying!"
Great Canadian Lie #030: "I know EXACTLY what I'm doing!"
Great Canadian Lie #031: "It wasn't me...."
Great Canadian Lie #032: "But everyone else is doing it!"
Great Canadian Lie #033: "Of COURSE I read the manuals!"
Great Canadian Lie #034: "I meant sometime, not right now..."
Great Canadian Lie #035: "You started it..."
Great Canadian Lie #036: "My dog ate it!"
Great Canadian Lie #037: "It must have shrunk..."
Great Canadian Lie #038: "I found it, honest.."
Great Canadian Lie #039: "I didn't think anyone would notice!"
Great Canadian Lie #040: "You look SO much better with your hair like that.."
Great Canadian Lie #041: "I'll write soon..."
Great Canadian Lie #042: "We MUST keep in touch..."
Great Canadian Lie #043: "I'll never forget this!"
Great Canadian Lie #044: "I was only trying to help!"
Great Canadian Lie #045: "It's none of my business..."
Great Canadian Lie #046: "I didn't understand what you meant".
Great Canadian Lie #047: "I thought you said...."
Great Canadian Lie #048: "I knew that..."
Great Canadian Lie #049: "I never said that!"
Great Canadian Lie #050: "I don't remember saying that.."
Great Canadian Lie #051: "That's not what I meant".
Great Canadian Lie #052: "You must have misunderstood!"
Great Canadian Lie #053: "Of course I'm by myself..."
Great Canadian Lie #054: "I didn't think it mattered".
Great Canadian Lie #055: "I thought you were just joking.."
Great Canadian Lie #056: "You can borrow it as soon as I'm finished.
Great Canadian Lie #057: "I'll bring it right back!"
Great Canadian Lie #058: "Sorry, I don't have any change!"
Great Canadian Lie #059: "I thought you were joking!"
Great Canadian Lie #060: "I tried to call you!"
Great Canadian Lie #061: "I was just thinking of you.."
Great Canadian Lie #062: "It won't stain..."
Great Canadian Lie #063: "It's not wheter you win or lose....."
Great Canadian Lie #064: "It will grow back".
Great Canadian Lie #065: "The parking meter must be broken!"
Great Canadian Lie #066: "I didn't see the NO PARKING sign".
Great Canadian Lie #067: "The light wasn't even yellow yet.."
Great Canadian Lie #068: "I wasn't speeding.."
Great Canadian Lie #069: "This has NEVER happened before!"
Great Canadian Lie #070: "I was only doing it for YOU!"
Great Canadian Lie #071: "I was just minding my own business.."
Great Canadian Lie #072: "Well! I NEVER..........."
Great Canadian Lie #073: "We're out of gas".
Great Canadian Lie #074: "My alarm didn't go off..."
Great Canadian Lie #075: "It was YOUR idea in the first place!"
Great Canadian Lie #076: "Sorry, I didn't meant to do that..."
Great Canadian Lie #077: "It slipped...."
Great Canadian Lie #078: "I'm not that kind of girl..."
Great Canadian Lie #079: "I never got the message.."
Great Canadian Lie #080: "My computer was down..."
Great Canadian Lie #081: "Let me put you on hold for a minute!"
Great Canadian Lie #082: "This'll only take a second..."
Great Canadian Lie #083: "No one ever told me!"
Great Canadian Lie #084: "I'm not married..."
Great Canadian Lie #085: "I don't care if you're married..."
Great Canadian Lie #086: "You're the first..."
Great Canadian Lie #087: "I don't care if I wasn't the first.."
Great Canadian Lie #088: "It's only a cold-sore..."
Great Canadian Lie #089: "I'm too old for that".
Great Canadian Lie #090: "You're too young for that.."
Great Canadian Lie #091: "Age doesn't have anything to do with anything!"
Great Canadian Lie #092: "It's not how old she is, it's how mature she acts".
Great Canadian Lie #093: "We don't know each other well enough".
Great Canadian Lie #094: "Next time it will be better!"
Great Canadian Lie #095: "That was WONDERFUL!"
Great Canadian Lie #096: "Your past doesn't matter to me..."
Great Canadian Lie #097: "Not tonight, I have a headache.."
Great Canadian Lie #098: "I had to work late..."
Great Canadian Lie #099: "I didn't know you cared.."
Great Canadian Lie #100: "I never make plans that far in advance!"
Great Canadian Lie #101: "I warned you about me!"
Great Canadian Lie #102: "You MADE me love you.."
Great Canadian Lie #103: "Of COURSE I believe you..."
Great Canadian Lie #104: "I promise not to tell anyone.."
Great Canadian Lie #105: "Let me call you right back..."
Great Canadian Lie #106: "I would never ask this of anyone else..."
Great Canadian Lie #107: "I won't think any less of you if..."
Great Canadian Lie #108: "I don't expect anything in return".
Great Canadian Lie #109: "Do what you want, I don't care".
Great Canadian Lie #110: "It never even crossed my mind.."
Great Canadian Lie #111: "No, it doesn't grow back any darker..."
Great Canadian Lie #112: "You're beautiful when you're angry!"
Great Canadian Lie #113: "It doesn't matter..."
Great Canadian Lie #114: "We can just remain friends".
Great Canadian Lie #115: "I'd never be jealous of..."
Great Canadian Lie #116: "It's Soooooo big!"
Great Canadian Lie #118: "We could just cuddle..."
Great Canadian Lie #119: "I don't care".
Great Canadian Lie #120: "They're just the right size.."
Great Canadian Lie #121: "It's perfect..."
Great Canadian Lie #122: "I can handle it..."
Great Canadian Lie #123: "I'll always treasure it..."
Great Canadian Lie #124: "No means no..."
Great Canadian Lie #125: "It's exactly what I wanted!"
Great Canadian Lie #126: "It's perfectly safe..."
Great Canadian Lie #127: "Till death do us part.."
Great Canadian Lie #128: "I value your opinion.."
Great Canadian Lie #129: "I'd never ask for support".
Great Canadian Lie #130: "You're the best I ever had!"
Great Canadian Lie #131: "I'm innocent!"
Great Canadian Lie #132: "We're just going for one beer..."
Great Canadian lie #006: "The game's almost over, honey..."
Great Chewie! Always thinking with your stomach! --Han Solo
Great Cooks Are NOT Appreciated
Great Cooks Are Not Found In Kitchens Only In Heaven
Great Cthulhu was loose again...  --H.P. Lovecraft
Great Cubes Of Fire by Jerry Lee Lewis
Great Dames for sale.
Great Data AND Great FAX in OKC
Great Data, No FAX in OKC
Great Dragons!  Are you in trouble!
Great English Lovers
Great Gobs o' goose grease!  A computer
Great God!  What can it mean?!  What can it mean?!
Great God! Whats that noise! Impossible Batwings.... NO CARRIER
Great God, Phil, 81 gunboats and transports have passed here tonight
Great Is Your Reward In Heaven !!
Great Jazz Pianists  - By U. B. Blake
Great Lies #2:  Engineering will have it tomorrow.
Great Lies #3: 'All you have to do is plug it in. '
Great Lies #4: 'Sure, the program works. Trust me!'
Great Lies #7: Don't worry, I won't take up much of your time
Great Lover:  [n] A man who can breathe through his ears.
Great Men Named Gene - By Imagene Tu
Great Minds thinking as 1! (What a waste of 1 mind.)
Great Moments In Scab Football
Great Music should always be played LOUD!
Great New York City Hotels - By S. X. House
Great Old One Devours Power Rangers!  Film at 11:00!
Great Peace Have They Which Love Thy Law !!
Great Quotes of Yule '93, "Does anyone have a knife?"
Great SCOTT?  They Were in Scotland!
Great Scott!
Great Scott!  This looks like a job for SUPERMAN!
Great Scott! - Frankenfurter, we meet at last
Great Spirit Guide Me on the Sacred Path.
Great Storm Thor, but how are your Nintendo scores?
Great Taglines tempt me into becoming a kleptomaniac.
Great Tennis Matches - By Davis Skupp
Great Unanswered Questions # 47 - Whats an Enigma ?
Great acts are made up of small deeds. -- Lao Tsu
Great and good are seldom the same man. - Thomas Fuller
Great and swell job! organist -John Cooper, Reading PA
Great art is as irrational as great music. -- Nathan
Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness. - George Jean Nathan
Great beer bellies are made, not born.
Great big backs of the Old West - Dr. F
Great big chunks of greasy, grimy gopher guts
Great big piles of greasy grimy gopher guts, SUPPER!
Great bouncing icebergs!   -Santa
Great car Riker, but can it do the Picard Maneuver??
Great chocolate ... a redundant term
Great compassion is the root of all forms of worship.
Great curves are found on young women and old guns
Great day for putting slinkies on an escalator
Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. - Herodotus
Great diet:  Putting both hands on the table and pushing back.
Great disguise, huh?  I mean, flimsy, but cute as hell
Great eaters know it's the amount that counts.  Garfield
Great effect, he's climbing on a postcard - Crow
Great effect.  He's climbing on a postcard. -- Crow T. Robot
Great features seem to be discovered, not documented!
Great fleas have little fleas. -- Augustus de Morgan
Great food is like great sex  the more you have  the more you want.	Gael Greene
Great generals are forewarned
Great geniuses have the shortest biographies.
Great goal, @F! That was one in a million!
Great gods, Eddie, where are your brains? She's packing live iron!
Great googily moogily
Great green globs of greasy grimmey gopher guts.
Great groups from little icons grow
Great heavens! That's a laser!
Great heavens, that's a laser!  -- Dr. Scott
Great hopes make great men.
Great horny toads! - Yosemite Sam
Great hunks of this quote ripped out screaming
Great ideas need landing gear as well as wings
Great ideas need landing gear as well as wings. C.D. Jackson
Great ideas, like great men, are useless unless exposed. -- Ed Parker
Great intellects are skeptical.  -Nietzche
Great is Truth, and mighty above all things. - 1 Esdras 4:41
Great is the power of truth - Cicero
Great kid!  Don't get cocky! - Han Solo
Great kid, don't get cocky!
Great liars are also great magicians. - Adolf Hitler
Great literature is any old stuff you can read without disgust. - Louis Dudet
Great love and great achievements both involve great risk.
Great men and women are not always idiots.
Great men are guideposts and landmarks in the state. -- Burke
Great men are made, not born. - Prince Charles
Great men are not always wise. - Job 32:9
Great men can't be ruled
Great men never feel great .  Small men never feel small
Great minds QWK alike!
Great minds always meet at infinity.
Great minds are interested in the commonplace. -- Hubbard
Great minds discuss ideas, small minds discuss people.
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
Great minds discuss ideas; Small ones, people
Great minds discuss ideas; Small ones, people
Great minds discuss ideas; small ones discuss people
Great minds have purposes, little minds have wishes - W. Irving
Great minds may at times think alike, if at all.
Great minds meet at MRFA!
Great minds run in great circles.
Great minds think alike
Great minds think alike and fools never differ
Great minds think alike, and steal the same taglines
Great minds think alike, apparently so do we. D. Bennett
Great minds think alike, but small minds run in the same channel
Great minds think alike, but so do ours!
Great minds think alike.
Great minds think alike; small minds run together
Great minds travel in the same sewers.
Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. - Sir Thomas Beecham
Great neglect is equivalent to fraud
Great ones!  Thanks!
Great people do things. Powerful people get things done. Mediocre people talk about what should be done. Poor people talk about other people do.
Great place to die, though.  Real spooky! -- Tom Servo
Great place to die, though.  Real spooky! -- Tom Servo
Great place to die, though. Real spooky! --Crow T. Robot.
Great place to die, though. Real spooky! --Tom Servo.
Great poker face.  Keep it up & you'll make Rushmore.-Hawk to Radar
Great prices are better than a cute tagline!
Great procastination tagline, maybe I'll steal it tomorrow
Great question, but I reaay don't know the answer.
Great recipes tempt me into becoming a kleptomaniac.
Great revelations occur at 2 am!
Great sense of humor!  Too bad you're too young to molest!
Great sex is an adventure of the mind and body
Great sex is like a sore dick, you can't beat either!
Great sex is wonderful - bad sex isn't too bad, either.
Great shot kid! That was one in a million. - Han Solo
Great shot!  That was one in a million!
Great shot, Gremlin! That was one in a million!
Great shot, Mark!  That was one in a million!
Great shot, Orville! That was one in a million!
Great snack: Fudge Frosting!
Great souls by instinct to each other turn. Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison
Great spirits always encounter violent opposition from mediocre minds.
Great spirits always meet with violent opposition from mediocre minds.
Great spirits are often met with violent opposition from mediocre minds. --Albert Einstein
Great spirits have always encountered violence from mediocre minds. -  Albert Einstein
Great stereo system with Dilithium-powered woofers?
Great stuff, more ammo for the tag dump...  ;>
Great taglines tempt me into becoming a kleptomaniac.
Great talent is an accident of birth. -Woody Allen
Great thing about standards is so many to pick from!
Great thoughts come from the heart. - Marquis de Vauvenargues
Great to hear - any idea when the upgrade will ge out??
Great truths come in small messages
Great victuals for morbid thought.
Great victuals for morbid thought. <Corwin>
Great warrior?  War does not make one great.     - Yoda
Great way to ruin a party.  I hate when people OD. -- Crow
Great wealth makes us neither more wise nor more healthy.
Great wisdom comes from silence.
Great works are performed not by strength, but by perseverance.
Great!  A murder on a Friday afternoon... -- Tom Servo
Great!  Can I have another gadget now? - Tsukino Usagi
Great!  Don't get cocky!
Great!  Just what I want to be...cute! -- Ens. Ro Laren
Great!  My cat has been cashing my reality checks again!
Great!  Now I have guilt! -- Rex
Great!  Now he's as crazy as you are!
Great!  Now they can all die on dry land! -- Crow T. Robot
Great!  So much for the plot!  We're back at the beginning!
Great! Everything's in working order 'cept nothing's working! - Kira
Great! Just what I want to be...cute! -- Ens. Ro Laren
Great! My Kat's been cashing my reality checks again
Great! My birds have been cashing my reality checks again!
Great! Now he's as crazy as you are!
Great! Now if we can just keep it from exploding!
Great! Now they can all die on dry land! --Crow T. Robot.
Great! They're gonna take over the world with interpretive dance.
Great! We'll be joined together in Cthulhu - Khayman
Great! Where were you on Easter? We missed eating yam! :)
Great!....now, do you want my ex-wives?
Great, #TN#!  Don't get cocky!
Great, @F!  Don't get cocky!
Great, @TOFIRST@!  Don't get cocky!
Great, I get stuck with a race that speaks only in macros - Ivanova
Great, Orville! Don't get cocky!
Great, Tagline material.
Great, Wakko. But that's more of a.... Schmookie! - Yakko Warner
Great, a murder on a Friday afternoon -Tom disappointedly
Great, but I need a script and a camera first... :)
Great, great, grandpa, Where are you? Who are you?
Great, green gobs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts!
Great, it's a cactus killer - Crow as lazer shoots cactus
Great, it's a cactus killer...  Crow T. Robot
Great, now my wife want's to have me altered
Great, now you're communicating by tag again
Great, now your're talking like a vorlon! - Ivanova
Great, so what do you kiss to find a Princess??
Great.  Fantastic.  Wonderful.  Marvelous.  Ha! - Geordi
Great.  Frodo logged off. -- Crow T. Robot
Great.  I'm ready to be your hostage again... -- Crow T. Robot
Great.  Just what we need.  A manic bard who can't sing.
Great.  So Heaven looks like a hot chocolate commercial. - Catwoman
Great. Dragon sandwiches for the next month - Mike
Great. Frodo logged off - Crow
Great. I'm ready to be your hostage again -Crow
Great. Just great. Riker
Great. Just what we need. A manic bard who can't sing.
Great... Just what I want to be... cute!  -- Ro
Greater is He that is in you than the one in the world
Greater is none beneath the sun than oak and ash and thorn.
Greatest Film ever: "Scott Of The Antarctic"
Greatest Outdoor Show on Earth...The Calgary Stampede.
Greatest display of ego there is, is a quiet self -reliance. -Rourke
Greatest remedy for anger is delay.
Greatings Earthling.  Take me to your Sysop!
Greatness is a transitory experience.  It is never consistent
Greco Roman Catholic wrestling - Crow on struggling nuns
Greed captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit
Greed is Eternal
Greed is dead
Greed is envy with its sleeves rolled up.
Greed is eternal. - FRA #10
Greed is eternal. -- Quark
Greed is good!  Greed is right!  Greed works!
Greed is good! Greed is right! Greed works! --- Fajo
Greed is good, greed works.
Greed is good. - J.R. Ewing
Greed is good.- Avaritia bona est.
Greed is the Walton's having another child
Greed rules in a nation of fools.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Greedy money grubbing Cleric.  A pox on you
Greek Unbeliever!  - By Hera Tick
Greek Unbeliever!: Hera Tick
Greeks DO IT with their brothers and sisters
Green Apple Quick Step...an Apple computer 'core dump'.
Green Bay Packers:  Celebrating 75 Seasons of Pro Football
Green Coca-Cola?!  Yep, If coloring was not added to it.
Green Dragon White Tiger
Green Dragon White Tiger
Green Flag Next Time Around!
Green Grass And High Tides -- Outlaws
Green House theory proved wrong, Hot air due to heavy bean eating.
Green Lawn Chairs: Patty O'Furniture
Green Manilishi (With A Two Pronged Crown) -- Judas Priest
Green Slips and Condoms = Driver Protection.
Green ball in center pocket! Spiderman
Green bits sound better, I swear!
Green bits sound better, I swear! <g>
Green gas shoots out from his armpits - Crow on Gaos
Green god Apple god Living god of the orchard
Green god Grape god Living god of the vineyards
Green god Grass god Living god of the prairie
Green god Oak god Living god of the forest
Green grocer's daughter, but her melons were the juiciest in town!
Green light in A.M. for new projects.  Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets
Green men Dr.? NO! little green blobs in bonded polycarbide armour
Green sticks are not orange
Green thumb moon...Drop trowel.
Green with apricot?  That just might work! - The Cat
Green&Fazio Myth #1:  You don't need to be injured to sue
Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about
Green. Blue. Ultra Violet. Mega Violent. - Entrippy
Green.., no..Blue!...AHHHHHHHHHH
Green....Purple....PURPLE!....GREEN!....Arghhhhh!!
Green: I hope you'll be comfortable, Eugene
Green: is turbo!
Greene's Summer Camp - not just for the criminally insane!!!
Greener's Law: Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel
Greenhouse, schmeenhouse -- I'm FREEZING!
Greenpeace 1 Targeted Sir. Aye, Fire all torpedos!!!
Greensleeves!  Mike Nelson
Greensleeves! - Mike as guy sneezes & wipes face w/arm
Greensleeves! -- Mike Nelson
Greenwich Time:  The incorrect time in London.
Greepers - People who walk up the down escalator to appea
Greepers - People who walk up the down escalator to appear motionless.
Greet Jehovah Witnesses with a cheery "Satan is Lord."
Greet Jehovah's Witnesses with a cheery "Hail Satan!"
Greet Jehovah's Witnesses with a cheery "Satan is Lord."
Greeting Sheep Strangers - By Hugh R. Ewe
Greeting. BBS Lingo: HHTYAY; Happy Holidays to You and Yours
Greeting. Bah, Humbug! Don't post 'til next year. -Moderator Cmas
Greeting. Be nice to Moderators. They hate that
Greetings Anti-Dittoheads !
Greetings Bob Morgan !
Greetings Earthline. I come to steal your taglines
Greetings Earthling. Take me to your SysOp!
Greetings Godzilla, you have lovely sister.
Greetings Hooman! We now accept Visa, MC, and AMEX!
Greetings and hallucinations. - Irv Koch
Greetings and halucinations, Anthony!!
Greetings and salutations to you all you fine people!
Greetings conversationalists across the fruited plains! - Limbaugh
Greetings fellow pentadactyls
Greetings from Alcatraz .... wish you were here
Greetings from Atlanta, home of the BRAVES!!!
Greetings from Ball Point, Penn.
Greetings from Belvedere,SC.-Augusta,GA is our suburb
Greetings from Critical, Mass.
Greetings from Deathand, Texas.
Greetings from Either, Or.
Greetings from Fount, Tenn.
Greetings from Frito, La.
Greetings from Gas, Maine.
Greetings from Hell - wish you were here.
Greetings from Hell's Half Acre.
Greetings from Hell, wish you were here.
Greetings from Iam, Ok.
Greetings from Iron, Ore.
Greetings from Ithinki, Kan.
Greetings from Marcuswelby, Md.
Greetings from Marietta GA home of Lockheed and the F-22!
Greetings from Near, Miss.
Greetings from Noaz, Ark.
Greetings from ORLANDO, FLORIDA !!!!
Greetings from Pastramion, RI
Greetings from Play, Tex.
Greetings from Praise, Ala.
Greetings from Sach, Mo.
Greetings from Scotland
Greetings from Sprayin, Wash.
Greetings from Sunny San Diego California USA!
Greetings from Syosset, N.Y
Greetings from Trala, La.
Greetings from Tromaville!
Greetings from Tur, Ky.
Greetings from Tur, Ky.
Greetings from Vita, Minn.
Greetings from a former fetus!
Greetings from beautiful downtown Workmans Corners
Greetings from beyond the edge.
Greetings from planet earth. - Mulder to cockroach (WotC)
Greetings from the Acme Explosives and Infernal Devices Comapny!
Greetings from the Big Weird! Wish you were here
Greetings from the Land of Two Seasons - This Winter and Last Winter.
Greetings from the honored and highly steamed Co-Moderator
Greetings from the land of shake and bake... California
Greetings pie lover here!
Greetings to from #UF#. #C#.
Greetings worthless echo users!
Greetings worthless television viewers! - Deadpan, F!
Greetings, Highlander! - The Kurgan
Greetings, O Honourable and Highly Steamed Moderator!
Greetings, Tim the Enchanter
Greetings, Tim the Enchanter. - Arthur
Greetings, from your honored and highly steamed Moderator
Greetings, honored and highly steamed Moderator!
Greetings, my motor scooting martians. - Perry Provolone
Greetings, programs! - Flynn
Greetings, small mammals! --Gen
Greets fly to all C21O2H30-Fans!
Greg Dale had the kind of nuts that female squirrels would kill for
Greg Dale ruled Europe with an iron penis.
Greg READ the documents, ... he just didn't UNDERSTAND them!!! |-)
Gregg De Winter is to Moderators what mosquitoes are to campers
Gregg De Winter joins the echo. Moderator has a link cut party.
Gregg De Winter, CowTipping Conference Moderator
Grelb's Addition:  ... if it was bad, it will be back
Grelb's Reminder:  If it was bad, it'll be back.
Grelb's Reminder: Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers
Gremlins at work again..the computer won't work!
Gremlins must have done it! Tom implied.
Gremlins, has he tried gremlins?
Grenades, ammo, flak jacket ----- ok, I'm ready to post.
Grendel! I'm ready for you! EHMP
Grendel's tastes are somewhat plainish; in the morning he likes Danish
Grep me no pattern and I'll tell you no lines.
Grep... grep... grep... (a Frog with UNIX stuck in its throat)
Grep..grep..grep... (A frog w/UNIX stuck in his throat)
Greshish, ovajGRDNO greshish Sinko
Gresiti je ljudski, ali je osecaj bozanski
Gresiti je ljudski, ali je za potpuni haos potreban kompjuter
Greskin: Mulder says he's got something
Greta Gump.........I vant to be a box of chocolates
Greta's dead today. Maybe we could interest you in someone else?
Greta, that's NOT what a cover girl puts in her body! --Greta's Mum
Greta? --Greta's Mum
Greth Enterprises - dcjt92a@prodigy.com (Internet)
Gretna Green - By Marion Secret
Gretzky hasn't scored near as often as that Japanese player, Heeshutsee
Grey would be the color if i had a heart -- NIN
Griddrip: Pick up full box and everything falls out bottom
Griddrip: You pick up a full box and everything falls out the bottom.
Gridlock is *still* the fault of the Republicans.
Gridlock is *still* the fault of the Republicans. -- Brian Williams
Gridlock: football played between the 40-yardlines only!
Gridoodling - Analysis drawings made on the TV screen by commentators
Grief is a species of idleness. -- Johnson
Grievous words stir up anger - Proverbs 15:1
Griffin's Thought: When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last
Griffith's Maxim: If it makes you nervous, don't watch.
Grillfriend: a neighbor you bbq with
Grilling is "a guy thing"...
Grilling: testosterone combined with our primal pyro-maniacal urges
Grim Reaper has cashed my life savings check. - Fishbone
Grim Reaper of Borg: "That was your last assimulation my turn!"
Grin when you bare it ... it's the only way.
Grin, *blink*, run, *blink*blink* run *blink*. "Ha, you missOOF!"
Grin....yes, I did have fun as a matter of fact!
Grin..Could you elaborate on that ?
Grinin' Like A Mule Eatin' Briars
Grinnell's Law of Labor Laxity: At all times, for any task, you have not got enough done today
Grinning tribble: <*>
Grinning tribble: *
Grinning, running, ducking, tripping, falling, hurting, ouch
Grippe -- suitcase
Grippe............ A suitcase.
Grippe:  A suitcase for carrying flu medicines.
Grippe:  Suit case.
Grit and bear it
Grit is in the eye of the beholder
Grit your teeth.  This is a serious tagline.
Grits -- Cream of Wheat with an Attitude.
Grits are weird.
Grits require some TLC (tasty lil' cracklins). - C.C.
Grits, a good excuse for butter when you can't afford a lobster
Grits...Cream of Wheat with an attitude!
Grits:  Cream of Wheat with an attitude...
Grits: food or mortar mix, only you can decide
Grits? I would rather eat sand... Actually grits is sand.
Gritty Kitty Litter -- Stays Crunchy Even In Milk!
Gritty Kitty Litter -- stays crunchy, even in milk!
Groan Network! Puns For Jesus.
Groan quieter. MISTER Skeeve and I have some talking to do. -Shai-ster
Groan-A-Meter Great: Choosey perverts choose GIF!
Groarrrrrr
Groceries in the same bag
Grocery clerks make you pick paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers
Groebe's Law: The more complex the problem, the sooner the deadline.
Groebe's Law: The more complex the problem, the sooner the deadline.
Groeten uit Markelo, dorp in het Hof van Twente.
Groin - to increase in size.
Groin Patrol! - Tom on odd camera angle
Groin Patrol! -- Tom Servo
Groom Lake?  Doesn't exist!  Never heard of it! :)
Groooovy! I'm ready to do some "hero stuff". - Earthworm Jim
Groove Is In The Heart
Groove with me people!
Groovin', hootin', R4-rootin' - rebootin' an' a-tootin'
Groovin...... On a sunday afternoon
Groovy
Groovy. --Ash, Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness.
Groovy...
Gropler Zorn - I have nothing to hide, of course
Grordi - Running a Level-One Tagline Diagnotic, Captain
Grosch's law: Computing power increases as the square of the cost
Gross - Biting into a hot dog and noticing that it has veins.
Gross - Kissing your grandmother and having her slip you the tongue.
Gross - Opening your oven and finding your rump roast farting at you.
Gross - Used toilet paper on the clothesline.
Gross - While doing an autopsy, the body suddenly twitches or moves.
Gross Ignorance:  144 Fundies.
Gross Ignorance:  144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
Gross Ignorance: 144 Fundamentalists.
Gross Ignorance: 144 athiests
Gross Ignorance: 144 times worse than Standard Ignorance
Gross Ignorance: 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance
Gross National Product:  A Big Mac.
Gross Negligence: those eligable but do not vote.
Gross anatomy - a really ugly person
Gross anatomy - it isn't just for breakfast anymore
Gross anatomy - the study of ugly people.
Gross denial: when Larry King says he's not liberal 144 times.
Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than normal ignorance.
Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than the ordinary kind
Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal ignorance.
Gross incompetence: 144 people in Clinton's Cabinet.
Gross incompetence: 144 times worse than incompetence
Gross negligence is a fault, gross fault is a fraud
Gross negligence is equal to fraud
Gross negligence is equivalent to intentional wrong
Gross, n. - Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon
Gross: Living in the basement of an outhouse!
Grossman's Misquote:
Grossman's Misquote: Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers
Groucho Borg:  "That's the silliest thing I ever assimilated
Groucho Marx: A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere
Groucho Of Borg - Say the secret word & be assimilated
Groucho of 5, Chico of 5, Harpo of 5 and Zeppo of 5: Marx Bros of Borg
Groucho of Borg - "Say the secret word and you'll be assimilated."
Groucho of Borg - "That is the silliest thing I ever assimilated!"
Groucho of Borg: Say the secret woid and be assimilated
Grouchy programmers never die, they just recurse.
Ground Beef - A Cow With No Legs!
Ground Beef: cow with no legs.
Ground Control to Major @F... Hello Major @F
Ground Control to Major @FLAST@
Ground Control to Major Bullitt.
Ground Control to Major Colin.  Come in Major Colin.
Ground Control to Major Orville.
Ground Control, give me the number for 911.
Ground Control, trace this call and tell me where I am.
Ground Hug Day - celebrated by people afraid of flying.
Ground Loop: Invisible obstacle encountered on taxiways
Ground Under Repair - Within six weeks of a new baby.
Ground Water, eh? Do you mean crushed ice?
Ground beef: a cow with no legs.
Ground control to Major Tom
Ground water?  Do you mean crushed ice?
Ground yourself, THEN hug your motherboard!
Ground! That's it, ground!  I wonder if it will be friends with me?
Grounded: Something that should only happen to magnetos
Groundhog's Day, the time you can celebrate all spring or winter
Groundless hope, like unconditional love, is the only kind worth having. - John Perry Barlow
Group Forecasting: Rhythm Method of Birth Control
Group IQ: Lowest IQ of any member divided by the number of people in the group
Group Insurance:  A gross of condums
Group POOH: Way too many Taglines!
Group Photo:  :-) :-) :-) :-P  "@FN@, must you ruin EVERY shot?"
Group Pooh: Way too many Taglines!
Group Sex, n. - If we were meant to have it, we'd have more organs
Group TOM: 248 taglines
Group TRIBBLE: 117 taglines
Group WINDOWS: 28 taglines
Group sex in the Collective can lead to a Borgasm
Group sex is best enjoyed if you're in the middle.
Group sex is only fun if you're in the middle
Group sex?  I never know where to put my elbows.
Group theorists DO IT either way
Group theorists do it either way.
Group-induced stupidity...a fascinating legal concept-Royko
Groupies love giving rock stars a standing "O"
Groups of the '90s: Kevorkian and the Grateful Dead
Groups of the '90s: Suzie and the Thighmasters
Groups of the '90s: The Mamas and the Mamas
Grovers Mills... why does that sound familiar? New Jersey.
Grow Dope....plant Clinton!
Grow Your Soul
Grow a milk mustache
Grow a milk mustache
Grow angry slowly - there's always plenty of time
Grow dust bunnies for a really chic Easter.
Grow old with me the best is to come - Robert Browning
Grow older ? I grew when I was younger!
Grow some hair, Picard.  Your brain must be getting cold.  -- Q
Grow towo tons the acre, boy, between the stones.
Grow up?  Naw, I'm gonna be a Sysop
Grow up?!?  He never finished his _first_ childhood! :-)
Grow up?!?  Mark Livingston never finished his _first_ childhood. :-)
Grow up?!? @F never finished his _first_ childhood. :-)
Grow up?!? Orville Bullitt never finished his _first_ childhood. :-)
Grow you own dope, plant a politician!
Grow your own BBSers - Fertilize a SysOpTrix!
Grow your own Dope - Plant a Politician.
Grow your own Dope - Plant a conservative.
Grow your own dope - Plant a male!
Grow your own dope - plant a blond!
Grow your own dope - plant a politician.
Grow your own dope -- plant a liberal.
Grow your own dope!!--------->(plant a politician)
Grow your own dope, plant a POM
Grow your own dope, plant a blonde!
Grow your own dope, plant a female!
Grow your own dope, plant yourself
Grow your own dope.  Plant a politician!
Grow your own dope. Plant a FUNDIE!
Grow your own dope. Plant a politician.
Grow your own dope...   plant a man
Grow your own dope... plant a person
Grow your own dope...plant a politicWELCOME.ANS
Grow your own dope...plant a politician!
Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional
Growing Old is mandatory, growing up is optional . . .
Growing darkness taking dawn
Growing girls don't play with stupid dolls.
Growing old - it's not nice, but it's interesting. - August Strindberg
Growing old - it's not nice, but it's interesting. - August Strindberg
Growing old is NOT the same as growing wise
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
Growing old is mandatory - Growing up is obligatory.
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is not.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!!
Growing old is not an option, growing up is.
Growing old is not nice, but it's interesting
Growing old isn't bad when you consider the alternative.
Growing old isn't bad when you consider the alternatives. -- Maurice Chevalier
Growing old isn't that bad as long as you grow old together
Growing old makes one miss a lot of things, but poor memory helps!OJW
Growing older is a journey from passion to compassion.
Growing older is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
Growing older sure beats the alternative
Growing older, but not up.I like to leave messages *before* the beep
Growing older?  You?  Naw!  You grew older when you were younger!
Growing so fast, I'm giving myself a wedgie -Joel as Glen
Growl for me Worf, let me know you still care.
Growl for me Worf...Show me you still care. -- Q
Growl for me, Worf!...let me know you still care. - Q
Growl for me, Worf.  Show me you still care. - Q
Growl for me, let me know that you care! - Q to Worf
Growl for me, let me know you still care. - Q to Worf
Growl for me. Let me know you still care.
Growl in my ear and I'll follow you anywhere!
Growling: the sound of a dog manufacturing attitude.
Grows on you, doesn't it?  Almost creepy.  <grin> - Anna Steven
Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of government.
Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey
Growth is the only evidence of life. - Cardinal Newman
Growth! Growth! Growth! The cancer cell's motto
Grr-roooovy! - Earth Worm Jim
Grrr ... The blasted UTI is supposed to strip the @ on export!
Grrr!  It is 'WORF,'  *NOT* 'WOOF'
Grrr! It is 'WORF,' Donna, *NOT* 'WOOF'.
Grrr! It is 'WORF,' Frank, *NOT* 'WOOF'
Grrr! It is 'WORF,' Myra I, *NOT* 'WOOF'.
Grrr! It is 'WORF,' Orville Bullitt, *NOT* 'WOOF'
Grrr! It is 'WORF,' Ray., *NOT* 'WOOF'
Grrr. I HATE Pooh taglines. :-((((
Grrr...! (growl some)! - Wookie First Mate
Grrrr.-- The Colonel
Grrrrrr!  It's WORF not WOOF!!!
Grrrrrravy! - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
Grub first, then ethics.
Grub first, then ethics. - Bertolt Brecht
Grub first, then ethics.Guaranteed to blow your mind, anytime. --Queen
Gruber's Law #3: If you can be intimidated, you will be.
Grubs... slimy, yet satisfying... Simba; 'The Lion King'
Gruesome (v): Became a little taller.
Gruesome, isn't it? ---B. Bunny
Gruesome. - Bugs Bunny
Grumble mumble hasinfrat mumble grumble....
Grumble rhubarb - Tom
Grumpier than a constipated Klingon
Grumpy Old Men!
Grumpy just woke up 'cause she smelled the morning coffee.
Grumpy's School of Charm
Grumpy? Irritable?.. Guess who watches Trek LIVE?
Grundy, Comstock and Bowdler destroyed a great civilization.
Grunge escargot: Nine Inch Snails.
Grunge is when teen Angst meets allowance reality
Gryph, is it just me, or are you getting scared too? :) - Dire Wolf
Gryphon I'm shocked that you would even think such a thing.. - Jal
Guaca mole...A small rodent indigenous to Mexico; used in making avocado
Guacamole: Spanish word meaning "taco caulking."
Guacamol: Vegetarian Road Kill
Guacamoto...Japanese avocado dip.
Guaco-mummy - Tom on green mummy slime
Gualtieri's Law of Inertia:  Where there's a will, there's a won't.
Guantanamera... Guajira Guantanamera
Guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice.
Guaranteed 1 hour warranty.  No refunds or exchanges
Guaranteed by the Frobozz Magic Grue Repellant Company.
Guaranteed to be right 97.5% of the time! :  Limbaugh & Bashford
Guaranteed, guaranteed for a lifetime or more
Guard the Mysteries by constantly revealing them
Guard with jealous attention the public liberty - P. Henry
Guard your bridge then do her ridge
Guard your peter before you meet her
Guard your rights! Join the "National Tag-X Pro Association"!
Guard your rights! Join the National Recipe Association!
Guard your rights! Join the National Tag Line Xpress Association!
Guard your rights! Join the National Tagline Assoc
Guard! Guard! Get this hacker off my board.
Guard! Guard! There is a dead thief in my room.
Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Haha! Thrust!  <BOINGG!>
Guard, be sure to take away Marius's belt, shoelaces and modem
Guard, be sure you take away Christopher's belt, shoelaces and modem.
Guard: He? You came in with a she! [*] Kirk: Make one little mistake
Guard: Making you come in the front door, are they Agent Scully?
Guard: That thing is more sensitive than a toothache
Guardhouse lawyers are generally found in the guardhouse!
Guardian, can you change the speed at which history passes? - Kirk
Guarding The Door  - By Sergeant Atarms
Guarding the Door: Sergeant Atarms
Guards!  I've decided to like #N@.  I think I'd like him on the wall
Guards!  I've decided to like Orville -think I'd like him on the wall.
Guards!  Stay here and make sure 'e doesn't leave until I get back.
Guards, beat this man brutally for daring to try to confuse me!
Guess I had that comin'. - Sheridan
Guess I like to steal
Guess I will have to turn on my "Danny Della Filter."
Guess I will have to turn on my "Ira Filter"
Guess I'll be seeing YOU after the Rapture, eh?
Guess I'll be seeing you in 20 yrs at the drive in,  -Jennifer Baker
Guess I'll go take a leak. -Beavis
Guess I'll go talk to the flowers on my balcony
Guess I'll have to break the news/That I got no mind to lose  Ramones
Guess I'll have to send the *Tagsquad* after ya
Guess I'll have to send the Tagline police after ya
Guess I'll have to try a stronger magnet.
Guess I'll leave the light on...for you. <Queensryche>
Guess I'm not dead. - Mulder to Scully <Scully nods>  (Apocrypha)
Guess ah ain't as invulnerable as ah thought. -- Rogue
Guess all in all, she took it like a man.
Guess if you can, and choose if you dare
Guess if you can, and choose, if you dare - Pierre Corneille
Guess it ain't a good day to be a bad guy, uh Skank? - Eric Draven
Guess it kind'a wore off - Tom
Guess it's not a good day to be a bad guy, eh Skank? -Eric Draven
Guess it's time for Plan B, huh?
Guess it's time to go home.
Guess that really *is* a killer outfit! Clark Kent
Guess we know where Michael Jackson left that other glove!
Guess what I made for dinner?  Reservations!
Guess what boys? It's naptime. - Ace Ventura
Guess what this is ! HINT FOR BLONDES BLONDES --- (this is a tagline)
Guess what's coming for dinner?  -NOOOO!!! NOT CapsLock again?!!??!
Guess what, kid...life's a b*tch and so am I
Guess what, my husband isn't on the computer right now!
Guess what?  @FN@ just bought the Moon Sceptre from K-Mart!
Guess what?  There's mistletoe in my fannypack
Guess what? @F just bought the Moon Sceptre from K-Mart!
Guess what? It's a what! What'd I win? What'd I win?
Guess what? Tomorrow, someone's having a yard sale!  - Yakko
Guess what? Tomorrow, someone's having a yard sale! <grinning> -
Guess what? Tomorrow, someone's having a yard sale! - Yakko Warner
Guess which part of the Ham Radio class Jocylyn Elders is teaching?
Guess who taught  to use a computer...?
Guess who taught @F to use a computer...?
Guess who taught Orville Bullitt to use a computer...?
Guess who's coming to dinner.  -- Chekov
Guess who's coming to dinner. -Chekov, refering to Klingons
Guess who's coming to dinner? -- Chekov
Guess who's giving breast stroke lessons. - Felix
Guess who's watching DC/F!/Unless there's something on TV
Guess ya noticed *we* invented pizza
Guess ya noticed *we* invented pizza. -- Yakko Warner
Guess ya noticed WE invented pizza.
Guess ya noticed WE invented pizza. - Yakko
Guess you haven't been watching the news lately.
Guess you noticed WE invented pizza. - Yakko Warner
Guess you say we need to take one step at a time, huh?
Guess you're hungry for some more.
Guess, Captain? I shall need more data for my estimate
Guessing is not in my nature doctor - Spock
Guesswork and luck come to play a great part in war. -Clausewitz
Guess retain files, or any other key to reformat C
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Guest host
Guest hosting for Arsenio Hall tonight is @N@.
Guest hosting for Arsenio tonight is Orville Bullitt.
Guest hosting for Dave tonight is @TO@
Guest hosting for Dave tonight is Orville Bullitt.
Guest hosting for David Letterman tonight is @N@.
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Guest hosting for Rush tonight is @N@.
Guest hosting for Rush tonight is Orville Bullitt.
Guest speakers DO IT orally, then leave
Guest speakers do it orally, then leave.
Guest-Starring ????? as False Face
Guest-Starring Anne Baxter as Zelda the Great.
Guest-Starring Art Carney as The Archer.
Guest-Starring Barbara Rush as Nora Clavicle.
Guest-Starring Bruce Lee as Kato.
Guest-Starring Burgess Meredith as The Penguin.
Guest-Starring Carolyn Jones as Marsha, Queen of Diamonds.
Guest-Starring Ceasar Romero as The Joker.
Guest-Starring Cliff Robertson as Shame.
Guest-Starring David Wayne as The Mad Hatter.
Guest-Starring Eartha Kitt as Catwoman.
Guest-Starring Eli Wallach as Mr. Freeze.
Guest-Starring Ethel Merman as Lola Lasagna.
Guest-Starring Frank Gorshin as The Riddler.
Guest-Starring George Sanders as Mr. Freeze.
Guest-Starring Glynnis Johns as Lady Penelope Ffogg.
Guest-Starring Ida Lupino as Dr. Cassandra Spellcraft.
Guest-Starring Joan Collins as The Siren.
Guest-Starring John Astin as The Riddler.
Guest-Starring Julie Newmar as Catwoman.
Guest-Starring Liberace as Chandell.
Guest-Starring Malachi Throne as False-Face.
Guest-Starring Maurice Evans as The Puzzler.
Guest-Starring Michael Rennie as The Sandman.
Guest-Starring Milton Berle as Louie the Lilac.
Guest-Starring Otto Preminger as Mr. Freeze.
Guest-Starring Roger C. Carmel as Colonel Gumm.
Guest-Starring Rudy Valee as Lord Marmaduke Ffogg.
Guest-Starring Shelley Winters as Ma Parker.
Guest-Starring Tallulah Bankhead as The Black Widow.
Guest-Starring Van Johnson as The Minstrel.
Guest-Starring Van Williams as The Green Hornet.
Guest-Starring Victor Bueno as King Tut
Guest-Starring Vincent Price as Egghead.
Guest-Starring Walter Slezak as Clock King.
Guest-Starring Zsa Zsa Gabor as Minerva.
Guests and dead fish smell the same after 3 days.
Guests being stalked by zombies stay at Best Western -Tom
Guests is just another word for cleaning.
Guests of TNG stay at the home of Orville Bullitt.
Guests who kill talk show hosts--On the last Geraldo
Guests who kill their talk show hosts.  On the LAST Donahue
Guests, like fish, begin to smell about the third day.
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
Guests, like fish, smell in 3 days
Gui?  P-tuii!!
Guidance: See under Advice. Advice: See under Guidance.
Guide To Mixology: Bart Ender*
Guide to understanding a net addict's day: Slow day: didn't have much to do,
Guide/Cook/Handyman Neelix -- USS Voyager
Guided By The Golden Rule
Guilde of High Sorcery parking only - Violaters will be TOAD
Guilde of High Sorcery parking only - Violaters will be TOAD
Guillotine operator wanted.  Chance to get ahead.
Guillotine operators get severance pay.
Guillotine, n.: A French chopping center
Guillotining him would make only an aesthetic difference.
Guilt - The gift that keeps on giving!
Guilt as charged, your on-her!  
Guilt is a bag of bricks; all you got to do is set it down --Devil's Advocate
Guilt trip:  The Nuclear weapon of relationships.
Guilt trip: the drive home, but via the florist
Guilt trips don't work on me...much! :) -Serendipity
Guilt trips:  The nuclear weapon of relationships.
Guilt-Tag 1.0 * Day 1734 * Register today!  Only $200!
Guilty as charged.  <blush>  - Anna Steven
Guilty bystander
Guilty of BUI--BBSing under the Influence!
Guilty of PUI (Posting Under The Influence)
Guilty of PUI (Posting Under The Influence)                000000000
Guilty? Give 'em cell walls.  Insane? Put padding on them!
Guinan  Is that your name now?  - Q
Guinan - Anybody want to see setting number two?
Guinan - Hat?  What hat? That's a helipad for munchkins
Guinan - I heard that you got grounded
Guinan - I run a clean place
Guinan - I tend bar...and I listen
Guinan - You named the Borg?
Guinan - You're a droid, and I'm annoyed
Guinan Burger: Comes with an extra large top bun
Guinan Burger: Comes with extra-large top bun (octagon or tear shaped)
Guinan Burger: Comes with extra-large top bun.
Guinan Is that your name now? - Q
Guinan is Yoda on stilts.  Yoda is Kermit on drugs.
Guinan's Secret Power : her hat is a solar panel.
Guinan's secret power: her hats all have solar panels.
Guinan, can you make me a Pangalactic Gargleblaster?
Guinan... Is that your name now? -- Q
Guinan: "There have always been disposable creatures."
Guinan: Boy, that Data is slicker than cow snot!
Guinan: I believe truth is in the eye of the beholder
Guinan: Klingons choose their friends very carefully
Guinan: Not just another Time Lord!
Guinan: Shut up, kid
Guinan: That was setting #1.  Anyone want to see setting #2?
Guinan: That was setting 1...  Want to see setting 2
Guinan: The quiet ones, they always look so innocent
Guinan: This hat's not big enough for both of us
Guinan: Wherever you go, trouble follows
Guinan: You know, you make a pretty cute kid.: To Ro
Guinan: You made a living doing this?
Guinan: You were a jumper, all right.: To Ro
GuinanIs that your name now? -- Q
Guinness Book of Records... the BEER facts
Guinness is the beer you've been practicing for
Guitar lessons?  What else do you do?    I fret a lot.
Guitar players (left handed) DO IT strung upside down
Guitar players DO IT six at a time!
Guitar players DO IT while fingering and strumming
Guitar players DO IT with heavy fuzz!
Guitar players do it best with their fingers.
Guitar players do it six at a time!
Guitar players do it while fingering and strumming.
Guitar players do it with heavy fuzz!
Guitar players do it with wang bars and longer head stocks.
Guitar players had their licks.
Guitarist at large!  Lock up your daughters
Guitarists do it with rhythm!
Guitarists do it with style!
Guitarists go through more G-strings!
Guitars better than women: A guitar doesn't take half when you sell it
Guitars better than women: A guitar has a volume knob
Guitars better than women: If you break a G-string, it costs $.79 for new one
Guitars better than women: If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional
Guitars better than women: It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out
Guitars better than women: Other people can play your guitar
Guitars better than women: You can finger a guitar for hours
Guitars better than women: You can finger a guitar in public and get applause
Guitars better than women: You can get a lighter set of strings
Guitars better than women: You can get rich playing a guitar, not
Guitars better than women: You can have a guitar any color you want
Guitars better than women: You can have a guitar professionally adjusted
Guitars better than women: You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want
Guitars better than women: You can make your guitar as tight as you want
Guitars better than women: You can play all the guitars you want for free
Guitars better than women: You can play the guitar with your bare fingers
Guitars better than women: You can rent a guitar without worrying
Guitars better than women: You can retune your guitar
Guitars better than women: You can take lessons on how to play a
Guitars better than women: You can unplug a guitar
Guitars better than women: You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar
Guitars, drums, and death...they finally got it right
Guitars, drums, and death..they finally got it right -Butt-Head
Guitars:  (=={====# electric    {==)===# acoustic
Gul Armstrong must be feeling daring today.
Gul Asselin must be feeling daring today.
Gul Bullitt must be feeling daring today.
Gul Dukat - Cardassians don't make mistakes
Gul Dukat - I hope the Maulkey will be as obliging to you
Gul Dukat - I think you can handle it from here
Gul Dukat - They don't blow up ships either, as a rule
Gul Dukat: Have you ever seen a dead man before?
Gul Dukat: I'm not just ANY Cardassian, I'm Gul Dukat
Gul Dukat: It's not working, that's what's wrong
Gul Erickson must be feeling daring today.
Gul Evek - I am Gul Evek
Gul Evek must feel daring today. -- Chakotay
Gul Fernandez must be feeling daring today.
Gul Godemann must be feeling daring today.
Gul Gottheimer must be feeling daring today.
Gul Grayson must be feeling daring today.
Gul Hemenover must be feeling daring today.
Gul Kira, look at your chest;  How many breasts do you see?
Gul Madred: "How many lights are there?"      Picard: "What lights?"
Gul Maserang must be feeling daring today.
Gul Orville must be feeling daring today.
Gul Swick must be feeling daring today.
Gulager?  Not Gallagher?  What kinda name is Gulager? -- Crow
Gullfriend: sea bird that comes back to you
Gullible Ben's Runabout Rental Service - We rent to anyone!
Gullible isn't in the dictionary. Go ahead, look it up.
Gullible isn't in the dictionary. Really, go ahead, look!
Gullible means 'very wise'. Look it up if you don't agree
Gullible, n. - A word not the dictionary. Go ahead, look it up!
Gullible? Is that a new word for 'stupid'? - Jerry Lawler
Gulliver huomasi armeijan marssivan vatsallaan
Gumble
Gumbo - Nature's perfect food.
Gumbo ingredients:  oysters, shrimp, crab, okra, and @TOFIRST@
Gumbo ingredients:  oysters, shrimp, crab, okra, and Reesa
Gumbo's so good, makes me want to pistol whip my grandmother!
Gumbo, crawfish, Cajuns and Barq's...Heaven on earth!
Gumby + Rambo = Gumbo!
Gummi Bears inside my head! They're chewing on my brain! --Portnoy.
Gummy Bears! Inside my head! They're chewing on my brain!!
Gump Trek: "I am Captain Forrest of the Jen-E..."
Gump of Borg: Life is like a box of assimilation
Gump of Borg: You will all be assimilated like a Box of
Gump. "May I have a chocolate?", Tom asked sweetly
Gump. Like blood to chocolate fall.
Gump: Like a chocolate, licked for the very first time
Gumperson's Law:  The probability of anything happening is 50 percent
Gumperson's Law: The probability of a given event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability
Gumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is
Gumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability
Gumperson's law: The predictability of something happening is an inverse ration to it's desirability
Gun Control - All criminals support it!!!
Gun Control -- Being able to hit the Target!
Gun Control = Breathing, sight alignment, trigger control
Gun Control = Job Safety For The Criminal.
Gun Control = People Control
Gun Control = Victim Disarmament!
Gun Control Advocates make great target holders
Gun Control Laws make honest citizens helpless and defenseless.
Gun Control is 1/4 MOA or better
Gun Control is People Control
Gun Control is a Tight Pattern ( ( (::) ) )
Gun Control is being able to hit your target
Gun Control is being able to put 2 bullets through the same hole
Gun Control is not about guns; its about CONTROL!
Gun Control is using both hands
Gun Control isn't about guns, it's about control
Gun Control laws are Victim Disarmament Laws
Gun Control means Hitting Your Target!
Gun Control means holding it in both hands.
Gun Control means using 2 hands
Gun Control will work when criminals obey the law.
Gun Control works, ask any Communist Country!
Gun Control-- Being able to hit the Target!
Gun Control...Brady bill...an Oxymoron!
Gun Control...a steady, two-handed grip.
Gun Control..Brady bill...an Oxymoron!
Gun Control:  Ability to hit what you aim at!
Gun Control:  America's National Anathema!
Gun Control:  Switch-blade laws stopped stabbings too, huh
Gun Control:  Those who have the guns have the control!
Gun Control:  Use both hands
Gun Control:  keeping the muzzle pointed at the target.
Gun Control: A Smooth Finger On The Trigger And Pull!
Gun Control: A criminal's best friend.
Gun Control: A lame excuse for criminal control.
Gun Control: Ability to kill what you aim at!
Gun Control: America's National Anathema!
Gun Control: Being able to hit what you aim at!
Gun Control: Being able to hit your target.
Gun Control: Breathe, Relax, Aim, Sight, and Squeeze
Gun Control: Correctly aiming your .357 Magnum
Gun Control: Eyes open, mouth shut, safety off.
Gun Control: From simple minds come simple solutions
Gun Control: Government dentists pulling your "teeth of freedom"!
Gun Control: Hitting what you aim at.
Gun Control: It isn't about Guns..It is about CONTROL
Gun Control: Keep muzzle pointed at target.
Gun Control: The ability to drop a fundie at 500 yards
Gun Control: Those who have the guns have the control!
Gun Control: it's not about guns. It's about CONTROL!
Gun Control? Ask Lorena Bobitt about knife Control!
Gun Control?...   Fine as long as I'm controlling them
Gun Grabbers would rather see two men holding hands than arms
Gun Laws are the liberals' excuse for being soft on criminals
Gun Laws don't work.  We have over 20,000 as proof!
Gun Owners are Citizens.  All Others are Subjects
Gun Owners of America: the NO COMPROMISE 2nd Amendment lobby!
Gun Owners: United we stand, divided we will fall.
Gun Ownership: An insurance policy for freedom.
Gun Show = Income Dispersal Center
Gun bans don't disarm criminals.  Gun bans attract them. - W. Mondale
Gun bans work! Just look how safe New York City and Washington DC
Gun bans work! Just look how safe New York City is!
Gun bans work! Just look how safe Washington DC is!
Gun bans work! New York City is safe, right????
Gun buy-back programs:  Melt all you want, we'll make more!
Gun collection programs are a good way to get rid of a murder weapon.
Gun control "protects" you from being able to shoot back.
Gun control *does* make streets safer... for *criminals*!
Gun control - Federally sanctioned suicide.
Gun control - unilateral victim disarmament!
Gun control -- NOT about guns; it's about CONTROL
Gun control can WORK!  to enslave the people
Gun control doesn't work, Grabbing the crook by the neck works!
Gun control is 1/2 groups
Gun control is a ban on ability
Gun control is a firm grip on a .44 magnum
Gun control is a firm grip on a .44 magnum semi-automatic.
Gun control is a great idea - for governments first.
Gun control is a great idea--for governments FIRST
Gun control is a steady hand!
Gun control is a steady, two-handed grip.
Gun control is a tight pattern:   ((::))
Gun control is being able to drop a liberal at 500 yards!
Gun control is being able to hit what you aim at
Gun control is being able to hit your target - CONSISTENTLY!
Gun control is being able to hit your target!
Gun control is dead wrong.  I don't want to wind up dead
Gun control is having a FIRM grip on my GLOCK
Gun control is having a good grip on a .44 Magnum.
Gun control is hazardous to your freedom!
Gun control is hitting what you aim at.
Gun control is hitting your target.
Gun control is like declawing a cat, cruel and unnatural
Gun control is not about guns.  It is about control.
Gun control is not crime control.
Gun control is putting two in the center and one to the head
Gun control is really "Victim disarmament"
Gun control is the ability to hit your target!
Gun control is the ability to put two bullets in one hole
Gun control is undemocratic to the core. -Charley Reese/columnist
Gun control is unilateral victim disarmament
Gun control is using both hands.
Gun control is wrong.  DEAD wrong.  You wanna be dead?
Gun control isn't about guns, it's about control.
Gun control laws are enforced at gunpoint
Gun control laws don't defend people.  Armed citizens do
Gun control laws protect violent criminals.
Gun control makes everyone criminals.
Gun control means a 2 inch group at 25 yards!
Gun control means hitting the target
Gun control means hitting what you were aiming at
Gun control means hitting your target!
Gun control means holding it with both hands.
Gun control means people control. - A. Hitler, 1939
Gun control means tight groups
Gun control means using both hands
Gun control protects criminals from work related injuries!
Gun control treats the symptom, not the disease.
Gun control via laser designators
Gun control works!  Ask Schindler's Jews
Gun control works... look at all the chalk outlines!
Gun control. It ain't about guns, it's about *control*
Gun control... the emphasis is on CONTROL
Gun control:  It isn't about guns, it about _control_.
Gun control:  Keep the muzzle pointed at the target.
Gun control:  Who ever has the gun has the control!
Gun control: It isn't about guns, it's about *control*.
Gun control: Keep the muzzle pointed at target
Gun control: Never missing your target
Gun control: Who ever has the gun is in control!
Gun control: hitting your intended target
Gun control: keep the muzzle pointed at the target.
Gun control? Sure, You control yours, I'll control mine
Gun fighting Rule #1 - You must have a gun!
Gun free zones are free for crime zones.
Gun laws are enforced at gunpoint. - L. Neil Smith
Gun nut??  Not me!  I'm just a firearms enthusiast!
Gun owners are `special', like the Jews in Nazi Germany!
Gun owners are citizens.  All others are subjects.
Gun owners are the Jews of the 90's in a fascist America.
Gun owners: the men in brown shirts will help you into the ovens
Gun registration is not enough. -- Janet Reno
Gun registration is not enough. -Att'y Gen. Janet Reno, AP 12/10/93
Gun registration??!  How about registering gang members instead!!
Gun safety is no accident
Gun safety, is not the red dot on your rifle!
Gun shop in tough neighborhood has back-to-school sales
Gun the man down, I say gun the man down
Gun trigger locks are a surefire safety precaution.
Gun's don't kill people...Class 2 phasers do!
Gun-Grabber Guts...the rarest substance in the universe.
Gun-foo beats Kung-Fu EVERY time
Gun: A simple tool for making holes ... at a distance!
Gunbelts save lives, "Buckle Up America" for safety's sake!
Gunboat diplomacy
Gunfight At The OK Corral In Morse Code
Gunfighting Rule #1 - You must have a gun.
Gunpowder and alcohol DO mix - but it tastes awful.
Guns - today's leading cause of statistics !
Guns = Power and the government demands a monopoly
Guns ARE designed to kill. Got a problem with that?
Guns Didn't Make America Unsafe - Congress Did!
Guns Don't Kill People...Death Kills People.
Guns Don't kill people... homicidal lemmings kill people
Guns Guns Guns! Dammit! No bullets.
Guns and Superheroes don't mix.  - The Tick
Guns and bullets don't kill people.  HOLES do
Guns and liquor? That's almost as much fun as beer and power tools!
Guns are interesting, accurate ones are even more interesting!
Guns are not evil, people are.
Guns are not foolproof, don't belong in the hands of fools
Guns are not scary.  People are.  - Natalie Goodman
Guns aren't lawful;
Guns cause crime - like matches cause arson
Guns cause crime like Freedom of Speech causes lies.
Guns cause crime like Seat Belts cause accidents!
Guns cause crime like barking causes dogs
Guns cause crime like cameras cause pornography!
Guns cause crime like cars cause vehicular homicide.
Guns cause crime like flies cause garbage!!
Guns cause crime like pencils cause misspelled words!
Guns cause crime like seat belts cause accidents.
Guns cause crime like video cameras cause kiddie porn.
Guns cause crime like wet streets cause rain.
Guns cause crime the way flys cause garbage
Guns cause crime... ...like flies cause garbage.
Guns cause violence like condoms cause sex
Guns do
Guns don't cause crime any more than flies cause garbage.
Guns don't die. People do.
Guns don't kill -- Fast moving lead projectiles do!
Guns don't kill kids.  Kids kill kids.
Guns don't kill people  off-line readers do.
Guns don't kill people - Janet Reno and BATF kill people.
Guns don't kill people - bullets kill people.
Guns don't kill people - fast moving lead projectiles do
Guns don't kill people - maggots do
Guns don't kill people .. unless you throw them real hard.
Guns don't kill people ... Irate Postal workers kill people.
Guns don't kill people ... homocidal maniacs with big axes kill people
Guns don't kill people but IDDQD & IDKFA does!
Guns don't kill people off-line readers do.
Guns don't kill people*I* KILL PEOPLE!
Guns don't kill people, BATF agents do.
Guns don't kill people, Bullets kill people!
Guns don't kill people, FBI agents do.
Guns don't kill people, Gun Owners do.
Guns don't kill people, Gun stealing politicians do
Guns don't kill people, Mark II Phasers kill people
Guns don't kill people, Negaverse monsters kill people
Guns don't kill people, Negaverse youma kill people
Guns don't kill people, OS/2 salesmen do
Guns don't kill people, Postal workers do.
Guns don't kill people, Rap music does.
Guns don't kill people, disgruntled BATF agents kill people
Guns don't kill people, disgruntled postal workers kill people.
Guns don't kill people, fast flying bullets do
Guns don't kill people, fertilizer does.  Support fertilizer control!
Guns don't kill people, it's the bullets.  Guns get them going faster.
Guns don't kill people, it's these little hard things!
Guns don't kill people, it's those darn little bullets!
Guns don't kill people, it's those little pieces of lead.
Guns don't kill people, kinetic energy does. Let's ban it!
Guns don't kill people, loony professors kill people
Guns don't kill people, off-line readers do.
Guns don't kill people, people kill People!
Guns don't kill people, postal workers kill people.
Guns don't kill people, psychotic people with guns kill people.
Guns don't kill people, pumpkins kill people
Guns don't kill people, schoolchildren kill people
Guns don't kill people, the goverment does
Guns don't kill people--irate Postal workers kill people.
Guns don't kill people.  BATF agents do
Guns don't kill people.  Bullets kill people!  -- Sledge Hammer
Guns don't kill people.  Husbands who come home early kill people.
Guns don't kill people.  I do.
Guns don't kill people.  Idiots who own guns kill people
Guns don't kill people.  Janet Reno kills people
Guns don't kill people.  Moderators kill people
Guns don't kill people.  OS/2 kills people
Guns don't kill people.  People kill people.
Guns don't kill people.  Postal workers do.
Guns don't kill people.  Postmen kill people.
Guns don't kill people.  Small lead balls at 2000fps kill.
Guns don't kill people. A$$holes with guns kill people
Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.
Guns don't kill people. I do.
Guns don't kill people. It's those darn little bullets!
Guns don't kill people. It's those pesky bullets.
Guns don't kill people. Lack of structural integrity of the brain does.
Guns don't kill people. Mailreaders kill people!
Guns don't kill people. Postal workers kill people.
Guns don't kill people. Small lead ball at 2000fps kill people
Guns don't kill people.. I do
Guns don't kill people.. Mailreaders kill people!
Guns don't kill people... Governments do!!!
Guns don't kill people... Mail readers kill people!
Guns don't kill people... Postal workers kill people.
Guns don't kill people... bullets do.
Guns don't kill people... death does.
Guns don't kill people... well, okay, but you gotta aim
Guns don't kill people..., I KILL PEOPLE!
Guns don't kill people...but they make it easier!
Guns don't kill people...people kill people.
Guns don't kill people...unless you throw it REAL hard
Guns don't kill people..Mail readers kill people ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
Guns don't kill people..Mail readers kill people.
Guns don't kill people..Postal workers kill people.
Guns don't kill people; it's these little hard things!
Guns don't kill people; massive tissue trauma does.
Guns don't kill people; postal employees kill people
Guns don't kill peopledeath does.
Guns don't kill!    Ex-wifes kill!
Guns don't kill, Ted Kennedy's car does!
Guns don't kill, abortion protestors do.
Guns don't kill, bullets do.
Guns don't kill, fast moving lead projectiles kill.
Guns don't kill, its that darn chemical reaction in the b
Guns don't kill, people do
Guns don't kill.  Fast-moving projectiles do.
Guns don't kill. its the fast moving lead projectiles
Guns don't murder people, criminals murder people.
Guns don't solve problems; people solve problems
Guns dont kill -- Fast moving lead projectiles do!
Guns equal power.  And the government wants all the guns.
Guns for sale. Please dust off the cocaine
Guns in the right hands prevent death
Guns make me nervous - 007 (O.H.M.S.S.)
Guns mean Power and the government demands a monopoly
Guns no more cause crime than flies cause garbage.
Guns of Navarrone vs. the Demonic Toy - Tom
Guns of Navarrone vs. the Demonic Toys...  Tom Servo
Guns only have two enemies:  Rust and Politicians.
Guns or butter.  Take your pick,
Guns save lives. Maybe yours
Guns scare me so you can't have one
Guns stop crime dead in it's tracks!
Guns take 5 days,the knives you can take now, Mrs. Bobbitt
Guns will make us powerful, and Butter will only make us fat!
Guns!  Guns!  Guns! -- Clarence Boddicker
Guns!! Guns!! Guns!! <click> <click> <click> Uh Oh!!
Guns, God 'n Guts
Guns, like all weapons, increase the likelihood of crime
Guns, like seat belts, are very useful in emergencies!
Gunshot wound? So its Natural Causes then
Gunslinger with Gas: Wyatt Urp
Gunslinger!  How well you fulfill the prophecies of old! - Walter
Gunslingers With Gas - By Wyatt Urp
Gunslingers with Gas: Wyatt Urp
Gunwale Grabbing, a canoeing art form
Guppies dancing among brightly colored power tools, their ears ablaze.
Gurgle..., saith the Dopefish
Gurgle...take that hose pipe out of gurgle my gurgle mouth gurgle
Gurl sysops, what'll dey tink up next?
Guru Meditation #81000004.4655434B
Guru Meditation #8100000B.466F6F21
Guru Meditation #8100000B.48454C50
Guru Meditation #8100000F.45676FC0, not enough beer
Guru Meditation 8000 1400   Out of Lager
Guru Meditation error #8100000B.48454C50
Guru [n]: a computer owner who can understand the manual
Guru secret: add GPFs=OFF to your Config.sys
Guru secret: add GPFs=OFF to your Config.sys Windows Installed -
Guru to Deli man: Make me one with everything.
Guru, Center for Advanced Cat Juggling
Guru:  [n] A computer owner who can read the manual.
Guru: One who knows more jargon than you.
Guru: [n] A computer owner who can read the manual.
Gurulandia DLG - jyvi{ varpusille!
Gus Trichinosis in charge of undercooked pork - Crow
Gut Reaction-The crutch of intellectual cripples -J Cooper
Guten TAG.
Guten Tag!
Guten abend. Fraulein Pryde, I assume? - Nightcrawler
Guts:  Placing the name SYSOP in your twit filter
Guts:  Putting "Moderator" in your twit filter.
Guts:  Putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit filter
Guts:  Putting your NC, RC & ZC in your twit file.
Guts:  putting "SYSOP" in your twit filter
Guts: Grace under pressure
Guts: Putting "Moderator" in your twit filter.
Guts: Putting "SYSOP" in your twit filter
Guts: Putting the moderator in your twit filter.
Guts: n. putting "Moderator" in your TWIT filter
Guts: putting "Sysop" in your twit filter.
Guts: putting SYSOP, MODERATOR & ECHO RULES in your twit filter
Guts: putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit filter
Gutta cavat lapidem non vi, sed saepe cadendo.
Gutteral noise need not make sense [SkiNny puPpY]
Gutuntite: German for female virgin.
Guvf yvar vf rapekcgrq sbe ab ernfba.
Guy Fawkes - the only man to enter Parliament with honest intentions.
Guy Fawkes, the last man to enter Parliament with honest intent!
Guy on the far left!  Nice curvy butt! -- Mike Nelson
Guy who dies with most taglines wins. "I WIN!"-Danny Dp
Guy who invented the wheel was an idiot.Guy who invented the other three, HE  was a genius.Sid Ceasar
Guy with a name like Johnny Rotten's gotta be Kinfolk
Guy's clothes stay in fashion. Girls are lucky if their clothes stay stylish through the first three payments
Guy: "What's the solution?" * Tom Servo: "Saline!"
Guy: (To Ross Hagen) Where ya from? * Tom: Sidehackers
Guy: (mumbles) File my claim * Crow: Fly my clam?!?
Guy: (on skydiving) Like a bird * Mike: Poopin' on people
Guy: (woodenly) Got any...Money? * Crow: No, I...Don't
Guy: 100 knots. 90 knots * Tom: Don Knotts, Knots Landing
Guy: 2 minutes * Mike: Should'a been NONE minutes
Guy: 55-45 * Tom: (singing) If man is still alive!
Guy: 8 successive girls * Tom: Wilt Chamberlain!?
Guy: 800 head grazing * Joel: That's a whole lotta head
Guy: A black eye! * Crow: It's an EYE of COLOR
Guy: A chicky little thing like... * Tom: Chicken wings
Guy: A chisel * Tom: What about girls, young man?
Guy: A far away land * Tom: The Catskills
Guy: A good cook * Mike: Given her limitations
Guy: A marriage development form * Mike: Patent pending
Guy: A midnight stroll * Tom: To Georgia
Guy: A nice, thick, juicy- (camera shakes) Crow: Seizure!
Guy: A night cover * Crow: To make HOT love on!
Guy: A quiet village * Crow: Made out of toothpicks
Guy: A talk w/you * Tom: (leers) A horizontal talk
Guy: A time of giants & dragons * Mike: And low inflation
Guy: A world of cold unemotional beings. Joel: Minnesota?
Guy: About pigs * Mike: More than you'd ever wanna know
Guy: Ahh, Spring * Crow: Filthy, shameful spring
Guy: All about you * Tom: Your turnons & your turnoffs
Guy: All the way out * Crow: And wiggle it!
Guy: Alway's be a Star Wolf * Crow: Never a star
Guy: Always smiling * Tom: What IS he on?
Guy: An unidentified object * Crow: What is it?!?
Guy: Anyone from 7-70 * Mike: Hmm, good demographics!
Guy: Are they ground controlled? * Joel: To Major Tom?
Guy: Are you daffy? * Crow: No, I'm Porky. You're Daffy.
Guy: Arrrrgggghhhh!!! * Crow: Doorbell!
Guy: As much as I'd like too * Mike: I can't act either
Guy: At 134 pounds * Crow (as girl) 132!
Guy: Been around pilots? * Tom: Well, there's Tailhook
Guy: Before you leave the bathroom      Servo: Flush!
Guy: Before you put on your dress * Mike: Caress
Guy: Bird spider * Joel: A big flippin' bird spider
Guy: Brave of spirit * Crow: And taught of buttocks
Guy: Broad was a cop * Mike: And not a natural redhead!
Guy: Buck, buddy! * Mike: Butt buddy?!?
Guy: Call the whole thing off * Mads: Tum-ah-toe, tomato!
Guy: Car with no breaks * Tom: Sounds sexy
Guy: Communicate with the departed * Tom: GASP!!!
Guy: Cows are a lot like people * Tom: They're sinners!
Guy: DON'T shoot to kill! * Crow: Shoot to piss off!
Guy: Deranged, but right * Crow: He's the funny one
Guy: Diet gum * Tom: Oh, you mean for fatsos?
Guy: Do you read? * Mike: Oh, the occasional magazine
Guy: Do you read? * Mike: Sometimes a book
Guy: Don't mean to put you down * Tom: But you SUCK!
Guy: Don't stop to ask any questions * Mike: Why not?
Guy: Don't worry * Mike: Be trampy
Guy: Dont go to bed w/wet hair * Crow: Or a first date!
Guy: Double C men * Tom: Double semen! Hahaha!
Guy: Dr. Petrie * Crow: Dr. Pee Pee?!
Guy: Drops his G's * Crow: Drops his pants!
Guy: Dummy screws * Tom: No, CHALLENGED screws
Guy: Echos * Tom: Art echos?
Guy: End of the trail * Tom: The SOOOOOUUUL Trail!
Guy: Evacuate everybody! * Crow: Sounds painful!
Guy: Ever been in love? * Mike: Does my uncle count?
Guy: Ever read the Bible? * Crow: No, but I saw the movie
Guy: Fresh eggs * Tom: Given by disgruntled chickens
Guy: Gang way! * Crow: How much DOES the gang weigh?
Guy: Get lucky * Tom: Luckier'n us having to watch this
Guy: Get that dress * Mike: In Mr. Wood's size
Guy: Gin! * Tom: Wait, we've been playing poker!
Guy: Good movies * Crow: Like 'Bikini Car Wash'?
Guy: Goodbye. Good luck * Tom: Good riddance
Guy: Gracia * Mike: Yeh, Prego, whatever
Guy: Have fun tonight? * Tom: Did you Wang Chung tonight?
Guy: He killed my 4 brothers * Crow: And my forefathers!
Guy: He likes ladies & gambling * Tom: Pervert!
Guy: He was hanged * Crow T. Robot: Was he well-hanged?
Guy: Hello Barney! * Mike: Wheres the big purple suit?
Guy: Hello Cal * Tom: Low cal?
Guy: Hello, Durah * Bots: Valderie! Val Durah!
Guy: Help! * Joel: Kelp? They're asking for sea weed?
Guy: Her feet clamped tightly together * Crow: Nuff said
Guy: Her friend * Tom: Or that weird girl
Guy: Here's an interesting gadget * Tom: My winky!
Guy: His name is Hall * Crow: Huntz Hall?
Guy: How bad am I? * Tom: Well, you're in THIS movie
Guy: How do you look? * Tom: Kind of parochial
Guy: Hurts when I breath * Joel: Well then, don't breath!
Guy: I am lonely no more * Tom: I got a cat
Guy: I feel no pain * Crow: And an island never cries
Guy: I have an idea * Crow: Chick peas!
Guy: I majored in Philosophy * Mike: Phyllis?
Guy: I must make something clear * Tom I'm wearing a bra!
Guy: I see your problem * Crow: I raise you a predicament
Guy: I wanna make a free fall * Tom: (to girl) On you!
Guy: I wonder* Crow: Who wrote the Book of Love
Guy: I'll be frank * Crow: I have NO bladder control
Guy: I'll come back * Crow: Headless
Guy: I'll sign a statement * Mike: I'll sign a basketball
Guy: I'm going to the moon * Joel: Not tonight dear
Guy: I'm landing * Crow: And I can't get up!
Guy: I'm marrying Imoa * Mike A lawn mowa?
Guy: I'm not a medium * Crow: I'm a petite
Guy: In '61 * Mike: (As John Caradine) Which century?
Guy: Incredible? * Mike: Not really
Guy: Into S.A.C. - Crow: In the sack?!
Guy: Is that final? * Tom: Double dog final!!
Guy: It's them! * Crow: Not THEM, the giant ants?!
Guy: Its 10:51 * Crow: We're missing Leno
Guy: Jr.Rodeo Daredevils    Joel R.: Smothered in gravy!
Guy: Kill on sight * Tom: Don't look at me!
Guy: Killing, burning, ravishing * Tom: Itching, flaking
Guy: King Holylamma * Crow: With a banjo on his knee!
Guy: Know any bookmakers? * Mike: Simon & Schuster
Guy: Learn anything? * Tom: Yeh, you're the father
Guy: Let me see what you have * Crow: Drop 'em!
Guy: Lieutenant? * Crow: Kiss me hard!
Guy: Look at yourself * Mike: You despise what you see
Guy: Lose your troubles * Mike: Offer void in Ohio
Guy: Love * Crow: Soft as an easy chair
Guy: Marked by carelessness * Crow: ...and the Devil!
Guy: Martin's theory * Mike: This movie sucks
Guy: Midget's bucket * Mike: Billy Barty's bucket?
Guy: Minored in Poly-Sci * Crow: You're unemployed
Guy: Miss Ho * Crow: Yo Ho!
Guy: Months in bondage * Tom: That was the good part
Guy: More festive! * Tom: Well, sort'a
Guy: My flesh'n'blood * Mike: In law
Guy: My glasses always come down * Tom: So do my pants!
Guy: My horse threw a shoe * Frank: Made a ringer!
Guy: My horse, my cow, my men * Crow: Everything I love!
Guy: My job. My way - Tom: Mylanta
Guy: Need some new men * Crow: Slim hipped & Willowy!
Guy: Now speak! * Mike: Woof!
Guy: Oh Randy * Tom: (singing) You're a fine girl
Guy: Paired unity * Tom: Hair unity?
Guy: Petrified stones * Tom: Like Keith Richards?
Guy: Please understand-- * Joel: --I'm a magic man.
Guy: Pornography * Tom: That's what I'm in the mood for
Guy: Product development * Tom: Starts at age twelve
Guy: Professor Kim Ping * Crow: Piiiinnnngggg!
Guy: Pull it halfway out * Mike: NO! No, the throttle!
Guy: Relieved of many tiresome tasks * Crow: Like acting.
Guy: Right to go right * Crow: Do the Hokey Pokey
Guy: SUPER WEAPON! * Crow: Well, a really GOOD one
Guy: Science fiction & science fact * Crow: Science crap
Guy: Serge' * Tom: Stop calling me that, I'm straight!
Guy: Shall we begin * Crow T. Robot: The Beguine!
Guy: Shall we begin * Crow: The Beguine!
Guy: She belongs to me!         Servo: I have the pink slip!
Guy: She looks frightened * Crow: And startlingly erotic
Guy: She was great in school plays * Mike: Slammer Girls
Guy: She's a Texan * Tom: That means she's rock stupid
Guy: She's the... * Mike: (sings) Top. The Mona Lisa!
Guy: Silver! * Tom: And Nutrageous bars!
Guy: Sit down...Sit down* Crow: Sit down...Sit down
Guy: Smell of woodchips * Tom: I put them in my underwear
Guy: Sue & I * Crow: Should be kept far apart
Guy: Sue & him * Crow: She's suing him?
Guy: Sumiko? * Crow: I will, soon as my lawyer gets here
Guy: Talking * Mike: Boinging
Guy: Telepathy * Crow: I knew you were gonna say that!
Guy: That killer is a madman * Mike: Thats a little harsh
Guy: That's Rocky * Tom: A flying squirrel
Guy: The Gobi Desert * Joel: The goofy desert?
Guy: The Rides are over * Crow: The lawsuits begin
Guy: The boiling tar * Crow: With croutons & cheese
Guy: The cerebreal area * Mike: Ah, leave his area alone
Guy: The choicest of their animals * Crow T. Robot: Their dates!
Guy: The fourth dimension * Tom: Or Marilyn McCoo?
Guy: The he-man athletic type * Crow: Grandpa?
Guy: The months slipped by * Tom: Like a pair of pants
Guy: The prince! * Crow: Look busy!
Guy: The public image * Crow: Limited
Guy: The swap meet * Tom: Swamp meat?
Guy: There is a way out * Mike: It's booze!
Guy: There won't be a panic * Joel/Bots: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Guy: They can't stop me! * Mike: I'm Mighty Boy!
Guy: They had us under siege * Joel: With Steven Sagal!
Guy: They stay wasted * Mike: HEY! That's a good slogan
Guy: They were dead. And buried * Crow: In that order
Guy: This is a scramble! * Crow: I'd like the omelet
Guy: This is the probe * Crow: Go ahead, lick it!
Guy: Thunder * Tom:That's jet noise. We'll fix it in post
Guy: Told me what to do * Crow: It involved my bottom
Guy: Traced to ONE thing * Tom: Tight underpants!
Guy: Traveled Far & Wide * Tom: Member F.D.I.C.
Guy: Two words * Crow: BOR-ING!
Guy: Unbelievable? * Crow: No
Guy: Underpaid, under privileged * Crow: Underpants!
Guy: Unleash the dogs! * Crow: Bring the pooper scooper!
Guy: Use plenty of lip & tongue action * Tom: Aheheheha!
Guy: Venus * Tom: Yeh, no arms, nice rack!
Guy: Walk? * Crow: No, there's a motorcycle in my pants
Guy: Wanna' belt? * Crow: No, I've got suspenders
Guy: Ward of the state * Tom: A Burt Ward
Guy: Warmth & gentleness * Tom: Control & repression
Guy: We gotta make time * Crow: (as geek) Be gentle!
Guy: We know who did it * Crow T. Robot: A killer! Hahaha!
Guy: We were in E.T.O. * Tom: They were in B.T.O?!
Guy: We will bide our time * Tom: We will wear our pants
Guy: We're not entering it's tail * Crow: Sounds painful
Guy: What do we do? * Mike: First, cover up
Guy: What do you see here? * Tom: A suspicious stain!
Guy: What does scare you? * Mike: Soda crackers
Guy: What we already know * Crow: Cubs suck
Guy: What's that car doing? * Crow: Oh, about 30 I guess
Guy: What's the first feature? * Tom: Bosoms!
Guy: What's the solution?       Servo: Saline!
Guy: What's the solution? * Tom: Saline!
Guy: What's this? * Crow: EVIL!
Guy: Whats a jungle w/out banana trees? * Mike: A Forest?
Guy: Whats on your chest? * Crow: Just a rash
Guy: Where are you? * Mike: I'm here, I think
Guy: Winners remain anonymous * Crow: Remain bottomless
Guy: With Imoa * Tom: And a hedge trimmer
Guy: Worlds champion, Clara... * Mike: Peller!
Guy: Wouldn't miss it for anything * Joel: Except cheese!
Guy: Yes, you MUST * Joel: Increase your BUST!
Guy: Yes...I...Have 2 daughters * Crow: And...A...Puppy
Guy: You go with Vince * Crow: Lombardi!
Guy: You heard nothing? * Tom: Just bongos
Guy: You know Randy * Crow: What a good wife you would be
Guy: You saw the skidmarks * Tom: In my underwear!
Guy: You'll look poised & dignified * Mike: No you won't
Guy: You're thieves! * Mike: We're gypsies & tramps
Guy: Your mental growth * Crow: Represented by Tom Dooley
Guy: Your name? * Mike: Kitten W. Whip
Guy: Your own flesh & blood * Crow: Mostly flesh
Guy: Your teeth * Crow: Comb them, too
Guy:1 other planet it could come from * Crow:Uranus haha!
Guy:Baby chicks are soft & lovable * Crow: And squishable
Guy:Beautiful girl * Tom:(as guy) That's whats inside me
Guy:Buried his loot over there (points) Mike:In her BRA?
Guy:Contributing to the delinquency * Mike:But you're 30!
Guy:Don't want to grow anymore * Joel:I'm a Toys'R'Us Kid
Guy:Gotta go to the bathroom * Crow: Just go in your suit
Guy:I'll take gin w/that tonic * Mike:Yeh Booze! Alright!
Guy:Learn anything * Crow:No I got wood clamps on my ears
Guy:Names are important * Mike:Names good. Tor like names
Guy:Peaches your real name? * Tom:Is 4'9 your real height
Guy:Play w/kittens * Crow:They enjoy neuturing them, also
Guy:Suppose there IS no contamination*Joel:We'll add some
Guy:Tasteless, odorless & leaves no trace * Crow:Velveeta
Guy:Thank you White Goddess * Tom: Thank YOU white racist
Guy:The ear is the human organ Tom:After the human nipple
Guy:Top level loading * Crow:Lets see some bottom loading
Guy:Tribe of Kugars * Crow:At your Lincoln Mercury dealer
Guy:Wanda Saknussenn? * Tom:No it cleared up. But thanks
Guy:What's this strange feeling? * Joel: It's a voiceover
Guy:Whats happening * Crow:We're getting our asses kicked
Guys don't make passes at crones with big *sses. - Cybil Sheppard
Guys don't make passes at women who kick asses. (*I* DO!)
Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?
Guys like you don't die on toilets. -- Riggs
Guys should never view x-rated gifs when using a laptop.
Guys wanna hear about my fruit fly experiment? - Tom
Guys!  That's *not* cheese!
Guys, I need help!  He's using Stonewall as a club! - Skid Mark
Guys, none of these letters are addressed to me
Guys, one of Vivian's socks escaped!
Guys, quickly -- one of Vyvyan's socks has escaped! -Neil, Young Ones
Guys, that's really annoying!  Tom Servo
Guys, there's some dinner on the floor if you want it - Neil, YO's
Guys, we got a big problem on our hands...  Tom Servo
Guys, we're in for some deep padding...  Crow T. Robot
Guys, you can have my computer FREE when rapture occurs
Guys?? Is it bad when there are THAT many fires on the ho
Gwon, Geoverer.  - D-Roc as Scorpion.
Gwyddon pies -- made with perfect love and perfect crust
Gyakorlott zongoraszlltkat keresnk. Jelige: TV torony
Gyesmu the Iron Fist, 55th Emperor of the Petal Throne (2015-66)
Gymnasts DO IT acrobatically
Gymnasts do it acrobatically.
Gymnasts do it with a flying dismount.
Gymnasts do it with grace.
Gymnists mount and dismount well.
Gynaecologists put in a hard day at the orifice
Gyneacologists mostly sniff, watch and finger. 
Gyneacologists put in a hard days work at the orifice
Gynecentrically-challenged and proud of it!  
Gynecologist, n. - Doctor. Someone reluctant to look up old girlfriends
Gyp! Gyp! I want my money back!
Gypsey dwarf escapes, small medium at large!
Gypsies DO IT with crystal balls
Gypsies do it with crystal balls!
Gypsies have crystal balls
Gypsies know everything.  It's true. -- Lazaros Harisiadis
Gypsies, Thieves, Cutthroats, Administrators.
Gypsies, Thieves, Cutthroats, Politicians
Gypsies, tramps and thieves...  - Cher
Gypsy Dwarf Escapes Prison: Small Medium at large
Gypsy Sysops have plenty of ROM
Gypsy crushes Joel!  We'll be right back. -- Gypsy
Gypsy dwarf escapes    ..Small medium at large
Gypsy dwarf escapes from jail.  Small medium at large.
Gypsy dwarf escapes from prison: Small medium at large.
Gypsy dwarf escapes jail : Small medium at large
Gypsy of Borg: Richard Basehart will be assimilated
Gypsy women don't have babies..Their husbands have crystal balls!-
Gypsy you don't look fat. A little lumpy maybe - Mike
Gypsy!  No, not yet! -- Crow T. Robot
Gypsy's chunking!  Crow T. Robot
Gypsy's in trouble!  Gypsy's in trouble! -- Tom Servo
Gypsy's in trouble! Gypsy's in trouble! - Tom sings
Gypsy's review of our political, satirical review - Tom
Gypsy, I weep for you.  Tom Servo
Gypsy, every woman gets a shower!  Crow T. Robot
Gypsy, every woman gets a shower! - Crow
Gypsy, we don't have room on the ship for a pony!  Joel
Gypsy, you don't look fat.  A little lumpy maybe... -- Nelson
Gypsy: A white male, middle class power holder
Gypsy: Am I pregnant?
Gypsy: Are you man enough to take command?
Gypsy: Bite me!
Gypsy: Cheating is bad.  Richard Baseheart is good
Gypsy: Don't patronize me, Joel
Gypsy: Down to you, Madmen
Gypsy: Evil!  You are evil!  Evil!
Gypsy: Gypsy crushes Joel!  We'll be right back
Gypsy: I don't get it
Gypsy: I sing whenver I sing whenever I
Gypsy: I think he's lying!
Gypsy: I'd just as soon take Nyquil with a spoon
Gypsy: I'm a registered nurse with the Mayo Clinic
Gypsy: I'm just a little depressed
Gypsy: I'm pretty sure I'm a woman
Gypsy: Joel, is there any point to this?
Gypsy: Maybe it's Tom I don't get
Gypsy: Mike, this sucks!  Can we just eat?
Gypsy: Mike, unless they have fooled with the system AGAIN, they DO
Gypsy: Mike, you dial 911
Gypsy: Mrs. Forrester, your son is *sick*!
Gypsy: Mubutu, mubutu, mubutu
Gypsy: No, you fool!  I mean power!  Ultimate power!
Gypsy: Not evil!
Gypsy: Once a driller always a driller.  Is that dirty?
Gypsy: Say `The Master' again.    Servo: Belay that order!
Gypsy: THEY'RE GOING TO KILL JOEL!  AAAGGGHHH!
Gypsy: That wasn't Sinbad
Gypsy: The day Tom lost control of his hover skirt
Gypsy: The sisters are doing it for themselves!
Gypsy: There goes my vacation
Gypsy: They're steam-cleaning the horses!
Gypsy: Voice of Jim Mallon, body of a upright canister va
Gypsy: Was it exciting in the movie? * Tom: Nope!
Gypsy: Was it funny? * Tom: Nope!
Gypsy: We're down here in Deep 13!
Gypsy: You said I could watch the movies with you guys!
Gypsy: You shot my boyfriend you dirty fuzz!
Gypsy: You, the white male, are my personal oppressor!
Gyros are loose.
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g             grin
g- t- h-- -ssh-l-..Buy a vowel! Buy a vowel!
g- t- h-ll -ssh-l_....Buy a vowel!  Buy a vowel!
g-)   smiley with ponce-nez glasses
g_ t_ h_ll _ssh_l_  -- Buy a vowel, buy a vowel!
gabriel.fineman@wdn.com (Washington, DC)
galoobsuxgaloobsuxgaloobsuxgaloobsuxgaloobsuxgaloobsuxgaloobsux
gamble@Elotto.bet
game. [*] Kirk: With us as the mouse.
gangbang
garbage_out = x / (garbage_in + randomize(y))
gardeners are prone to sod-den decisions!
gates, software under Windows.
gateway to good health
gave up my soul i pissed it all away
gave up my soul i pissed it all away
gays don't recruit, Christians do!
gdanjsk osamdesete, drzali smo palceve
gee, Annie Keye sure has fun at user meets! >:)
ger@netcom.com
get your kicks, on Route 66
get your motor runnin'...head out on the highway!
get your rocks off
gfield, MO
gift shop
gimme some elbow room...gotta gotta gotta get a little elbow room
gimme some elbow room...gotta gotta gotta get a little elbow room
girl you better get your red-head back in bed before the mornin
girl you better get your red-head back in bed before the mornin
girls are like monkeys.if they fall off one branch they are sure to grab another
girls fishing with the boys come home with red snappers
girlsHacker pick up line: "Wanna connect at 2400?"
give head
give it to me i throw it away
give me immortality or give me death
give me panes!
give...me you...an...swer...dooo    HAL 9000
glance."This is as vile as the Threepenny Opera," said Tom curtly.
glava ko kocka leda putuje, ti znas, dobro znas, volim te
glory reds glory reds glory reds glory reds glory reds glory reds
goat
god killed hendrix....
god-money let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised
god-money's not one to choose
godine ocaja godine nade, jedni ruse a drugi grade
godisnowhere
going where no clusters have gone before
going...
gonna smash myself to pieces i don't know what else to
good hand
good manners and bad breath will get ya nowhere (Elvis Costello)
good old fashioned craftsmanship
gossip who can you really believe
gossip who can you really believe
got a life?
got it?
gothic 
govoris mi da si slobodna, zelim vjerovati u to
govoris mi da si slobodna, zelim vjerovati u to
gr8! only 3gb ram more and i can run os2!!!
grab it, store it, shove it - Commander Ivanova
gramps.
grasping to control, so you better hold on
gratitude=thankful for the 386 we have(hopeful for a 486 for christmas
gravity brings you down
gray hair
grep..grep..grep(A frog w/UNIX stuck in his throat)
grep..grep..grep... (frog with an IRQ conflict)
grey would be the color if i had a heart -- NIN
grinning, running, ducking, tripping, falling, hurting, ouch.
groceries in the same bag.
groovin', hootin', R4-rootin' - rebootin' an' a-tootin'
grow two different plants in your garden. [Lev. 19:19]
grumble mumble hasinfrat mumble grumble....
guns don't kill people, politicans do
gutteral noise need not make sense [SkiNny puPpY]


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