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C             The Speed Of Light (186,000 miles/sec (300,000 km/sec))
C - is that the Program Listing or is that Line Noise?
C - one month.  BASIC - three hours
C -- It isn't just for breakfast anymore.
C :The power of Asm w/the flexibility of Asm
C = (C++)--;
C A U T I O N !   This  stuff  is  V E R Y  addictive
C A U T I O N !   You have now entered the Genealogy Zone.
C A U T I O N - I drive the same way you do
C C C This tagline C C C was nailed down C C C to prevent theft. C C C
C Code, C Code Compile, C Code Fail, C Programmer Punch Wall.
C Code, C Code run, Run Code Run !  *Please* Run Code !
C Error #003: You're joking, right?
C Error #007: Irrational concept!
C Error #008: It'll never work, really!
C Error #009: FATAL! Portable code found
C Error #011: First C Program, huh?
C Error #012: printf("Hello world/n");
C Error #013: That's Mr C to you bub!
C Error #022: Missing period eh? Core dump
C Error #026: Sorry, gone fishing
C Error #029:  Well!  I'm impressed.
C Error #030: tisk, tisk, tisk
C Error #031: May I suggest delivering pizza?
C Error #034: !!! R#A#I#D !!!
C Error 032: Forget it.  Use paper and pencil.
C H A O S
C Jack code.  C code run.  C Jack debug
C O N S I D E R    Y O U R S E L F     M O D E R A T E D ! ! !
C PROGRAMMERS SWITCH and then BREAK it.
C PROGRAMMERS SWITCH often.
C PROGRAMMERS continue it.
C PROGRAMMERS do it with pointers.
C PROGRAMMERS do it with their nose in a manual.
C Program run, C Program Crash...ReWrite in Pascal!
C Programmers  do it with models!
C Programmers do it using the LARGE model!
C Programmers do it with models!
C Programmers do it with the LARGE model!
C Programmers wear taped-up eyeglasses
C Programmers:  No thanks; I drink straight from the jug
C Spot run...C spot program...C spot collapse
C Thomas favorite song: I Found my Thrill on Anita Hill
C U L8TR
C Windows run.  C Windows crash.  C user cry.
C a penny, pick it up; move into a higher tax bracket
C code : Line noise that compiles
C code run. Run code Run !
C code.  C code run.  C code crash.  Why code, why?
C code.  C code run.  Please, code, run.
C code.  C code run.  Run code, run....PLEASE!!
C code.  C code run.  Run, code, run!  Please run.
C code. C code run. PLEASE, code, run?
C code. C code run. Run code run! Aw come on code! RUN!
C code. C code run. Run code run.
C code. C code run. Run code, run. PLEASE!
C code. C code run. Run code, run...please?
C code. C code run. Run, code, run!
C code. C code run. Run, code, run. PLEEEASE!
C error #22780 - Wow, I'm impressed!
C is for Bangers.
C is for Clair who wasted away, D is for Desmond thrown out of the sleigh
C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me. - Cookie Monster
C is for Crusher, the doctor and cadet
C is for Cthulhu, who sleeps in R'lyeh
C is for cookie; that's good enough for me!  COOOOKKKIESSSS!!!!!!!
C is not a language - c is 1.802 furlongs per fortnight
C is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success. - Dennis M. Ritchie
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg
C makes it easy to slice off fingers. Programmers use this feature regularly
C permits code only a C compiler can love. (Matt Giwer)
C program run   C program crash   C programmer (Q)uit!
C program run, C program crash, C programmer cry.
C program run, C program crash, call a Pascal programmer
C program run.  C program crash.  C programmer cry
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer swear. C programmer quit!
C program run. C program crash. C programmer throw up.
C program run... Run, Program Run... PLEASE!!!!
C program run... Run, program, run...  PLEASE...
C program, C program crash, C programmer quit
C program, C program run, Run program run
C programmer run C programmer crash C programmer quit
C programmers DO IT with pointers
C programmers DO IT with the LARGE model!
C programmers DO IT with their nose in a manual.
C programmers SWITCH and then BREAK it.
C programmers continue it.
C programmers do it in a structured manner
C programmers do it in a structured manner, sometimes.
C programmers do it in a structured manner.
C programmers do it in libraries.
C programmers do it with long pointers
C programmers don't have the BASIC instincts.
C programmers never die: they are just allocated at NULL
C programmers understand why women hate periods
C programming means never having to say you're done.
C programs may run fast but are CODED very slowly
C sick and sh shocked
C this?This is a copy;I want U 2 make me the original!
C weirdo in training. Avoid references to Pascal.
C$A#M*O$U%F@L#A)G@E~D   T@A#G$L@I~N$E
C&R's hav'n a Pee Wee Herman sale. Pants 1/2 off
C&W Song: "My VCR's flashing 12:00 since you moved out on me"
C&W music backward:  Get yer dog, wife, job, truck, kids, etc. back.
C&W music backward: get yer dog, job, truck, kids, n'sobriety back.
C&W pick:If I'd Shot You Sooner,I'd Be Out of Jail by Now
C&W!?! *cough* *sputtter* *hack* ... - Kryog
C> (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer
C> ... Formatting Universe, 0.0000000000000000001% complete
C> Command not understood...Now erasing Hard Drive
C> DEL @F.@FLAST@
C> DEL @TOFIRST@.@TOLAST@
C>DEL @TFName.@TName <
C>Win. Nope. I don't do Windows
C>rename C:\whatIsaid C:\whatImeant
C' What?
C'Bers do it on the air.
C'est La Folle de Sashay!
C'est La Vie, Marie.. iT's nOt a gAmE
C'est la vie
C'est la vie, Jim, but not as we know it
C'est la vie, Jim, but not as we know it. - Spock
C'est la vie, n'est-ce pas?
C'est la vie, tres bien mon cheri!
C'est la vie.
C'est la vie. C'est la guerre. [picture of celery]
C'est la vie. C'est la guerre. [picture of celery] Say no more. Say what?
C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre. - Bosquet
C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre.It is splendid, but it is not the war. - Bosque
C'est toujours la mme rengaine!
C'ing More and More Each Day!!!
C'mere Baby, I'll Show You The Meaning Of Love! --Servo.
C'mere, and I'll point you in the
C'mon America. Get your heart back.
C'mon Arthur! Get META with me! - The Tick
C'mon Arthur! Get META with me! - The Tick
C'mon Butthead, change it! Change it, Butthead! This sucks!
C'mon Daddy O! - Tom
C'mon Data, get mad!  Just once!!!
C'mon Doctor it's as easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841.
C'mon Fox, what do you want more?  Vengence, or the Truth?
C'mon Honey it's only a computer put down the ax, please.
C'mon I'm writing taglines begging you! :)
C'mon Lieutenant, stop denying these _yearnings_ you feel! - Dax 2
C'mon Man, make the four-lipped butterfly! -The Tick to Arthur
C'mon McCauly! Pull my Finger! - Michael Jackson
C'mon Mister, please! I've got no time for trivialities!
C'mon Odo, there's ALWAYS room for Jell-o!
C'mon Scully, let's get outta here. - Mulder
C'mon Scully... It'll be a nice trip through the woods - Fox Mulder
C'mon Special Agent Sweetheart - Mike as deputy to wife/#606
C'mon Spock.  Pull my finger!
C'mon Spock.  Pull my finger! * Kirk
C'mon Sysop, I apologized! Don't lock me ou%:(n@ NO CARRIER
C'mon Thor, don't make me shove this thing up your butt! - B&B
C'mon Thor, don't make me shove this thing up your butt! huh huh huh
C'mon Tommy Gun! I'll catch you! - Mike to Servo
C'mon and kiss me in the car
C'mon baby drive south
C'mon baby light my fire.
C'mon back & shag some flies for me - Crow
C'mon everybody!  Do the Dorky Old White Guy! -- Tom Servo
C'mon everybody! Do the Dorky Old White Guy -Tom on dance
C'mon everybody! Do the Dorky Old White Guy! -- Tom Servo
C'mon everybody, here we gooooooo!  Off to Neverland! - Peter Pan
C'mon everybody, let's have a hoedown! - Stimpy
C'mon honey!  Let's crab walk out of here!
C'mon honey!  Let's crab walk out of here! -- Mike Nelson
C'mon make with the fright, already! - Crow after credits
C'mon man! Let's bark up the right tree together! - Tick to Speak
C'mon men, let's go kick some Indian butt!-LTC Custer, 7th US Cavalry
C'mon now, don't kick each other in the head -- Flans
C'mon over baby, jump into my time machine
C'mon over baby, whole lotta shakin' goin' on
C'mon over here, Boy, have a cigar.. - Pink Floyd
C'mon over, baby, whole lotta bakin' goin' on
C'mon over, baby. Whole lotta shakin' going on!
C'mon pretty fruit, bring it home to Daddy! - The Tick
C'mon you bastards!  Come at me! -- Joel Robinson
C'mon you bastards! Come at me! - Joel on guy w/gun
C'mon you bastards! I'm ready for you!- Crow on guy w/gun
C'mon you chunk'a dogfood! - Crow during horse race
C'mon you gruesome son of a b*tch.  Come and get me
C'mon you guys, the Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox are calling. - Joel
C'mon you old war wagon - Mike
C'mon!  Death-ray something! -- Mike Nelson
C'mon!  I got plenty for everybody! -- Ash
C'mon!  Make with the fright, already! -- Crow T. Robot
C'mon!  Shoulder/elbow hookup! -- Mike Nelson
C'mon! Death-ray something!
C'mon! Get some Jello or mud or oil - Tom on wrestler
C'mon! It's a delightful story! - Crow as tough guy
C'mon! Shoulder/elbow hookup - Mike to Tom
C'mon! We paid to see the whole guy - Crow
C'mon! Who's the high school junior around here? - Crow
C'mon,  get a GRIP!!!
C'mon, @F, snivel some more
C'mon, @F, whine some more
C'mon, @F, yell some more
C'mon, @FN@, whine some more.
C'mon, @N@, snivel some more
C'mon, @N@, snivel whine and yell some more
C'mon, @N@, whine some more
C'mon, @N@, yell some more
C'mon, @TFName, whine some more
C'mon, @TName, snivel some more
C'mon, @TName, whine some more
C'mon, @TName, yell some more
C'mon, @TO, whine some more.
C'mon, @TO@, snivel some more
C'mon, @TO@, whine some more
C'mon, @TO@, yell some more
C'mon, @TOFIRST@, whine some more
C'mon, Baggie, get with the beat! - Baloo
C'mon, Bill! Spit, swallow, or get outta the White House!
C'mon, Frank...  Dog's name is Frank.  C.W. McCall
C'mon, George, tell me about the contras again, George, huh? Huh?
C'mon, He, snivel some more.
C'mon, He, whine some more.
C'mon, He, yell some more.
C'mon, I never said THAT!
C'mon, I'm funny! Somebody laugh! - Tom Arnold
C'mon, Larry, ask the question: 'What would Harold do?'
C'mon, Mike! Freak, freaky, freely dude!!! - Crow
C'mon, Mr. Wallenda.  Get back up there. -- Crow T. Robot
C'mon, Orville Bullitt, snivel some more.
C'mon, Orville, snivel some more.
C'mon, Orville, whine some more.
C'mon, Orville, yell some more.
C'mon, Punk...Reductio my Absurdum
C'mon, Robot, it'll be fun!
C'mon, Scully, it'll be a nice trip to the forest.--Mulder
C'mon, Spock, pull my finger!
C'mon, Spock... let's go mind the store. -- Kirk
C'mon, bug-ugly.  Let's see what you've got. -- Crimson Angel
C'mon, don't kick each other in the head -- Flans
C'mon, don't you miss Major Hoople?
C'mon, everybody!  Let's do the Sandy Frank Song!
C'mon, fight like a man! -Violent   Thank you, I'd rather not. -Arthur
C'mon, folks, this is the TagLINES echo, not the TagLIST echo
C'mon, gimme the keys to the morgue, dad! - Crow
C'mon, let's go break the news to Morn. - Odo
C'mon, one o' you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual. - Moe
C'mon, run!  Try and move faster than the plot! -- Crow
C'mon, sibs -- Yakko Warner
C'mon, snivel some more.
C'mon, try it on... It's in your blood.-Freddy Krueger
C'mon, vote for Perot...It'l be FUNNY!
C'mon, where's your sense of adventure?
C'mon, whine some more.
C'mon, yell some more.
C'mon, you buttheads! - Crow
C'mon, you can do it! - O'Brien
C'mon, you guys, Michael is INNOCENT! Woody Allen told me so.
C'mon, you old war wagon -- Mike Nelson
C'mon. It's time to scrub you! - Mike
C'mon... Let's go talk to Hamlet's dad. -- Crow T. Robot
C'mon...nyt me ainakin hyptn
C'mon; let's go talk DS9. - Anna Steven
C's simple, son - here are some pointers
C'thulhu Is Real Unless Declared Integer
C'thulhu calls, and orders a large pizza with anchovies
C'ya! Virus Remover: Removed EGO from All.SYS
C()¿ qȼi_Y []R i'__ ȼS /\r_Gs
C(ontrol A(lt) B(uy)
C) 2.3 hours. - Ivanova
C)ountdown before logoff
C**a**m**o**f**l***a**u**g**e*****T**a**g**l*i**n**e*
C+ call for Windows95: "Here, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy..."
C++  Where only your friends can access your private parts
C++ OOPs, there ir is!
C++ PROGRAMMERS do it with "OOP, there it is!"
C++ PROGRAMMERS do it with class
C++ PROGRAMMERS do it with private members and public objects.
C++ PROGRAMMERS do it with their friends, in private
C++ Programmers are proud of their Private Parts.
C++ Programmers do it with objects
C++ Programmers have private parts.
C++ Where only your friends can access your private parts
C++ classes - call for times and dates!
C++ is still not good enough for a "B"
C++ is to C as Lung Cancer is to Lung
C++ programmers DO IT with class
C++ programmers DO IT with their friends, in private.
C++ programmers do it _with_ class.
C++ programmers do it with private members and public objects
C++ programmers earn money by inheritence
C++ should have been called "D"
C++, C, PASCAL, ASSEMBLY... eh, I'll Use BASIC
C++. No thanks, I'm trying to get at least a B
C++:  Operations at a 90 angle to reality!
C++?  Sounds like my school grades!
C++? C++ what?
C, the power of ASM with the flexibility of ASM
C-128D USRobotics DS V.34+, FAX, w/ASL Use'n Swiftlink RS232
C-14 Dating: the mood ring of evolutionist dogmatists.
C-3PO of Borg:  Master Luke!  We will be Assimilated!  Oh
C-3PO: "Might I inquire what's going on?"   Han Solo: "Why not?"
C-C-C-Caffeine, the programmer's best friend
C-Chlor medicine is so good and tasty, it's just irresistible
C-Ko Cook For You?
C-L-I-N-T-O-N = Compulsive Liar Is Nations Top Official Now!
C-Mess Day - the cleanup day after Christmas
C-beams glittering in space near the Tannhauser Gate
C-c-caffeine: A p-p-programmer's best f-f-friend
C-ing is believing
C-ko: You <squeak> won't eat it <squeak> will you? WAAAAAHH!
C. P. A.:  Certified Pain in the Ass
C... it's not just a language, it's also a chord.
C.E.O. - In charge of Diddly Squat
C.E.O.: The guy in charge of diddly squat
C.I.A. -- A contradiction in terms most of the time.
C.I.A.?  Very groovy! Roberta Lincoln
C.L.I.N.T.O.N - Compulsive Liar In Nation's Top Office Now
C.L.I.N.T.O.N. - Caught Lying In Nine Times Out of Nine!
C.L.I.N.T.O.N. :  Compulsive Liar Is Nation's Top Official Nitwit
C.O.P.'s. . . . Criminals On Payroll
C.R.E.A.M. - Cash Rules Everything Around Me!
C.W. McCall?  Zamfir?  Barbra Mandrell? -- TV's Frank
C.j. Showers is to Fidonet, what The Rangers are to hockey.
C/C++: So simple a child could do it? Go find me a child!
C2M-L.EXE, get mono and no graphics from COLOR
C3-PO is versed in over 6 million forms of communication and was once taken for a god. Data writes bad poetry
C3PO: "R2, what's Luke doing with that Windows'95 CD?
C3PO: And you said it was pretty here
C3PO: Are you sure this thing is safe?
C3PO: Artoo, look!  Captain Solo!  And he's still frozen in carbonite
C3PO: Exciting is hardly the word I would choose
C3PO: How typical
C3PO: I suggest a new stratagey R2, let the Wookie win
C3PO: I'm terribly sorry about this, after all, he's only a wockie
C3PO: It's against my programming to impersonate a deity
C3PO: Just open the door you stupid lug
C3PO: Oh Dear!  They've sealed this tagline in carbonite!
C3PO: Oh, my.  I'd forgotten how much I hate space travel. -
C3PO: Oh, switch off
C3PO: One more direct hit on the back quarter and we're done for
C3PO: R2D2 where are you?
C3PO: That isn't very reassuring
C3PO: That malfunctioning little twerp, he tricked my
C3PO: We seem to be made to suffer, it's out lot in life
C3PO: We'll be destroyed for sure, this is maddness
C3PO: We're doomed
C3PO: What a desolate place this is
C3PO: Will this never end?
C3PO: You know better than to trust a strange computer!
C3PO: You think they'll melt us down?
C3PO: You'll be malfunctioning in a day you nearsighted scrapepile
C: Drive Error:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct
C: Drive Error:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ick, (S)cream
C: Drive Error: (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct
C: Drive failure. Oh no, it must be a Monday.. again.
C: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one.
C: Sysop not found; begin download C: *.* (Y)(N)?
C: The power of Assembly with its flexibility
C: The speed of Assembler w/the flexibility of Assembler
C: \World - Amusement park for computer users.
C: being, of course, DH0:c. And the slashes go the right way!
C: drive flattened and left outside. Doormat another (Y/N)?
C: not just a programming language...a way of life!
C:#     Football player.
C:> COFFEE.COM error. Contact programmer J. Valdez.
C:> COFFEE.COM missing SysOp halted
C:>COFFEE.CUP missing   SysOp Halted
C:>WIN ... Nope, I don't do Windows.
C:>\FUN\EXCITING\WITTY\MESSENGER.EXE
C:>re-directing output to LPT1: let the printer handle this mess
C:>rename c:\windows\win.bat c:\windows\lose.bat
C:<COFFEE.CUP missing   SysOp Halted
C:AMIGADOS/KICK_OS2s_A$$
C:DOS   C:DOS\RUN    RUN DOS RUN
C:Ha?\                              (Swiss DOS prompt)
C:MODERATOR.EXE \EXPLOSIVE.FUSE \RUNFAST.FAR
C:\             The Prime Directory
C:\  No Evil
C:\ <------------- HELL FOR MACINTOSH USERS!!!!
C:\ A)bort, R)etry, C)offee-Break
C:\ Error "Insufficient Memory" The story of my life
C:\ Virus check complete.  All viruses functioning normally
C:\ is the root of all directories
C:\>  The shift stick of computing.
C:\>  The stick shift of computing.
C:\> (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (F)orget (H)ammer (P)ound
C:\> - The REAL computer user's ONLY icon.
C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner
C:\> COPY A:\MOTHER.DNA+B:\FATHER.DNA C:\BABY.EXE
C:\> Formatting
C:\> Insert a dynamite in b: and press any key
C:\> Police Not Found: Try Adult Bookstore [Y/N]?
C:\> Police Not Found: Try Donut shop [Y/N]?
C:\> SWEEP ECHO Y|DEL *.* <
C:\> XALL ECHO Y\DEL *.*
C:\> cd iraq          C:\IRAQ> del saddam.hsn
C:\> cd\windows  C:\WINDOWS\>del *.*
C:\> gegen bunte icons eintauschen? - niemals!
C:\> is a smiley with a shower cap and a broken nose.
C:\> sweep echo y | del *.*_
C:\>BOOT.COM.... <B>oot <R>eboot <S>teel toe boot?
C:\>CD IRAQ    ..  C:\IRAQ> DEL HUSSEIN.SDM
C:\>COPY A:CHROMOSO._XX+B:CHROMOSO._XY C:BABY.EXE
C:\>COPY A:\PERSON.DAT+B:\PERSON.DAT HAPPY.COM; IGNORE GENDER.CFG
C:\>DEL C:\REALITY.SYS. C:\>COPY A:\TREK\*.* C:
C:\>DEL C:\REALITY.SYS.....C:\>Copy A:\TREK\*.* C:
C:\>EDIT BUTTLER
C:\>ERASE C:\REALITY.SYS     COPY A:\TREK\*.* C:\
C:\>GOVRNMNT\COMMON.SNS....FILE NOT FOUND C:\BELFRY /\oo/\
C:\>WINDOWS  C:\>WINDOWS\CRAWL  C:\>WINDOWS\CRASH
C:\>cd Bob C:\Bob>HUMOR File not found ((A)bort (R)etry (F)ail?).
C:\>cd\windows...C:\WINDOWS\>del *.* ...........Y
C:\>chkdsk c: ... Formatting Track 0 Head 0
C:\>del *.*
C:\>del c:\reality.sys  copy a:\pern\*.* c:
C:\< COPY A:\MOTHER.DNA+B:\FATHER.DNA C:\BABY.EXE.
C:\<erase c:\reality.sys  copy a:\pern\*.* c:
C:\Airplane C:\Airplane\Takeoff C:\Airplane\Fly C:\Airplane\Crash
C:\BARNDOOR\OPEN\RUN\ZIP\NOW.EXE /BLUSH
C:\BBS  and C:\Bwave. All I need to survive.
C:\BBS\BLUEWAVE\TREK-TAGS
C:\BELFRY /\oo/\ This is where bat files are kept /\oo/\
C:\BELFRY is where I keep by .BAT files ^^^OO^^^ ^^^OO^^^
C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files
C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^
C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files.
C:\BELFRY> DEL *.BAT
C:\BELFRY:  the directory for .BAT files
C:\BWAVE\SCIFI.TAG
C:\BW\TAGLINES.BW (or whatever) so that it will
C:\Belfry  "Where I keep my .BAT files"
C:\CAT  C:\DOG   Execute TREE.COM?
C:\CAT C:\OWNER\PET\CAT C:\CAT\IGNORE\OWNER
C:\CLINTON.EXE    Bad president or filename
C:\CLINTON.EXE  Bad President or File Name
C:\CLINTON\TRUTH.COM not found (A)bort (R)etry (I)mpeach
C:\CLINTON\TRUTH.COM not found. Abort, Retry, Impeach?
C:\COFFEE.CUP missing  SysOp Halted
C:\COFFEE.POT missing <A>bort <R>etry <F>all asleep?
C:\COFFEE.POT missing: (A)bort (R)etry (E)nter message?
C:\COFFEE.POT missing: (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep
C:\COFFEE.POT missing: (A)bort, (R)etry, (E)nter message?
C:\COFFEE.POT missing: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)all asleep
C:\COFFEE.POT not found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)reak out?
C:\COMMS\BLUWAV\UPLOAD\FATCHANCE
C:\COMM\TAGFILES\GRAIL.TAG
C:\CONGRESS\> PATCH GOP.RTP <enter>
C:\COPY A:\DAD\*.DNA+B:\MOM\*.DNA C:\BABY.EXE
C:\DAMSEL.EXE XLinked with DISTRESS.COM...RESCUE (Y/n)?
C:\DAMSEL.EXE cross linked with DISTRESS.COM..RESCUE? Y/N
C:\DAMSEL.EXE crosslinked to DISTRESS.COM--RESCUE?(y/n)
C:\DAMSEL.EXE crosslinked with DISTRESS.COM -- Rescue? (Y/N)
C:\DAMSEL.EXE crosslinked with DISTRESS.COM..RESCUE? Y/N C:\DOS
C:\DAMSEL.EXE crosslinked with DISTRESS.COM: RESCUE- (Y)es, (N)o
C:\DAMSEL.EXE x-linked with DISTRESS.BAT.  Rescue? (Y/N)
C:\DAMSEL.EXE x-linked with DISTRESS.COM.  RESCUE? (Y/n?)
C:\DAMSEL.EXE x-linked with DISTRESS.DAT. Rescue? (Y/n).
C:\DATA C:\DATA\RUN C:\DATA\RUN\WINDOWS C:\NCC-1701\BOOM
C:\DEL C:\REALITY.SYS. C:\COPY A:\TREK\*.* C:
C:\DEL C:\REALITY.SYS.....C:\Copy A:\TREK\*.* C:
C:\DICK C:\DICK\STIFFEN C:\DICK\PUMP C:\DICK\CUM C:\DICK\SHRIVEL
C:\DISK\RUN  C:\DISK\CRAS  C:\OPERATOR\KICK\COMPUTER
C:\DOLE RUN  C:\DOLE LOSE  C:\RUSH THROW TANTRUM
C:\DOS     C:\DOS\RUN     C:\WINDOZE\SNORE\CRASH\DOS
C:\DOS     C:\DOS\RUN     PLEASE\DOS\RUN
C:\DOS     C:\DOS\RUN     RUN\DOS\RUN
C:\DOS    C:\DOS\RUN    RUN\DOS\RUN     RUN\RUN\RUN
C:\DOS   -<   C:\DOS\RUN   -<   C:\WINDOWS\CRASH\DOS
C:\DOS   C:\DOS\RUN    RUN\DOS\RUN
C:\DOS   C:\DOS\RUN   C:\DOS\CRASH
C:\DOS   C:\DOS\RUN   C:\WINDOWS\CRASH\DOS
C:\DOS   C:\DOS\RUN   RUN\DOS\RUN
C:\DOS  ->  C:\DOS\RUN    ->  C:\WINDOWS\CRASH\DOS
C:\DOS  C:\DOS\RUN   RUN\DOS\RUN  PLEASE\DOS\RUN
C:\DOS  C:\DOS\RUN  C:\DOS\CRASH
C:\DOS  C:\DOS\RUN  C:\DOS\RUN\AMOK
C:\DOS  C:\DOS\RUN  C:\DOS\RUN\WINDOWS  C:\DOS\RUN\SLOW
C:\DOS  C:\DOS\RUN  C:\RUN\DOS\RUN
C:\DOS  C:\DOS\RUN  C:\WINDOWS\CRASH\DOS
C:\DOS  C:\DOS\RUN  PLEASE\DOS\RUN
C:\DOS  C:\DOS\RUN  RUN\DOS\RUN  RUN\RUN\RUN
C:\DOS  C:\DOS\RUN C:\GET_A4000.BUY
C:\DOS -> C:\DOS\RUN -> C:\Windows\Crash -> C:\@TOFIRST@\CRY
C:\DOS C:\DOS\INSTLL\WIN95 C:\DOS\CRASH
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\CRASH
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\CRASH C:\USER\THROW\PC
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\DOWNLOAD\A:\VIRUS C:\DOS\LAUGH
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\RUN\AMOK
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH\DOS
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
C:\DOS C:\WIN95\INFECT\DOS C:\DOS\CRASH
C:\DOS>  C:\DOS\RUN>  C:\DOS\CRASH>  C:\USER\>FORMAT C:
C:\DOS> C:\DOS>RUN  RUN\DOS\RUN  WATCH\DOS\CRASH
C:\DOS> C:\DOS\RUN> C:\DOS\RUN\FAST> C:\DOS\CRASH
C:\DOS.  C:\DOS\RUN.  C:DOS\RUN\AMOK.
C:\DOS...C:\DOS\RUN...RUN\DOS\RUN
C:\DOS5->Loadfix PCBored.Exe
C:\DOS;C:\DOS\RUN;C:\KID\LOAD\WINDOWS;C:\PC\CRASH
C:\DOS;C:\WIN;C:\WIN\SCREW\UP;C:\ME\DEL\WIN;C:\ME\RUN\OS2
C:\DOS;\SYSTEM;\UTILITIES;\DOCS;\HELP;\WHERE;\THE;\HECK;\AM_I
C:\DOS;\SYSTEM;\UTILS;\DOC;\HELP;\WHERE;\THE;\FU@%;\AM_I
C:\DOS>  C:\DOS\RUN>  C:\DOS\CRASH>  C:\USER\>FORMAT C:
C:\DOS\COMMAND\UTIL\SYSTEM\HELP\WHERE\THE\FCK\AM_I
C:\DOS\GET_A4000.BUY
C:\DOS\PROGRAMS\SYSTEM\OS2\UTILITIES\WINDOWS\DOCS\HELP\WHERE\AM\I???
C:\DOS\RUN          C:\WINDOWS\CRAWL          C:\OS2\FLY
C:\DOS\RUN       RUN\DOS\RUN
C:\DOS\RUN  RUN DOS RUN  WATCH\DOS\CRASH
C:\DOS\RUN  RUN\DOS\RUN :-)
C:\DOS\RUN -> C:\Windows\Crash -> C:\@F\CRY
C:\DOS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRAWL
C:\DOS\RUN C:\WIN\CRASH C:\DOS\CRASH C:\OS2\BEHAVE\PROPERLY
C:\DOS\RUN.  Run DOS, run!
C:\DOS\RUN...C:\DOS\RUN\SILVER.EXP...C:\LOCKUP.SYS!!!
C:\DOS\RUN;C:\KID\LOAD\WINDOWS;C:\PC\CRASH C:\DOS\RUN
C:\DOS\RUN\WINDOWS  C:WINDOWS\CRASH C:\ME\DEL\WINDOWS
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\BATCH\UTILS\API\DOCS\READ\STORED\WHERE\THE\HELL\AM\I
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\NEW\UTILITIES\DOCS\HELP\WHERE THE HELL AM I???
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\OS2\UTILITIES\DOCS\HELP\WHERE\THE\H*LL\AM\I\!!???
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\OS2\UTILS\DOCS\HELP\WHERE\THE\F$#%\AM\I???
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\UTILITIES\DOCS\HELP\WHERE\THE\F!@$\AM_I?
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\UTILITY\DOCS\HELP\WHERE_THE_HECK_AM_I!!??
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\UTILS\DOCS\HELP\ME\WHERE\THE\FU@%\AM\I
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\UTILS\DOCS\HELP\WHERE
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\UTILS\DOCS\HELP\WHERE THE !@#$! AM I?!
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\UTILS\DOCS\HELP\WHERE_THE_!@#$!_AM_I?!
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\UTILTIES\DOCS\HELP\WHERE\THE\F()@% AM I
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\UTIL\BATCH\STORE\DOC\ASCII\ZIP\WHERE\THE\HELL\AM\I!
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\UTIL\DOCS\HELP\WHERE THE HECK AM I !!
C:\DOS\SYS\UTILS\DOCS\HELP\WHERE\THE\H***\AM__I???
C:\DOS\TELE\DOCS\HELP\WHERE THE F(&$# AM I
C:\DOS\UTILITIES\DOCS\HELP\WHERE\THE\HECK\AM\I
C:\Divorce.Sys "Echo Y| Erase \Wife\*.*
C:\Dos . . . C\Dos\Run . . .  Run\Dos\Run
C:\EARTH is 98% full. Please delete anybody you can
C:\ENERGIZE.BUN halted, <R>eplace, <K>eep going, <A>nd going
C:\ENERGIZE.BUN halted, Replace, Keep going, And
C:\GRAFICOS\GIF\MAROTOS\PORCOS\NOJENTOS\ENA!
C:\GRAPHICS\GIF\NAUGHTY\FILTHY\DISGUSTING\WOW!
C:\GRAPHICS\GIF\NAUGHTY\KINKY\REDHEAD\WOW!
C:\I\DO\NOT\HAVE\TOO\MANY\NESTED\SUB\DIRECTORIES
C:\Immortal\MacLeod\Highlander
C:\JACKSON\MICHAEL\NOSE.BIT missing ... Sue Plastic Surgeon [Y/n]
C:\JUNK\TRASH\GROSS\DELETED\WINDOWS
C:\Like, totally excellent choice of a file, dude!
C:\ME\GET\CARRIED\AWAY\WITH\SUB\DIRECT\ORIES!
C:\MS-DOS; C:\MS-DOS; C:\MS-DOS\RUN; C:\MS-DOS\RUN\WINDOWS; Yea right
C:\NOWHERE\WINDOWS.NT
C:\ONGRTLNS.W95
C:\ONGRTSWI.N95 (Apple Inc.)
C:\OPEN\MOUTH\INSFOOT.EXE
C:\OS2\Run;C:\OS2\Run\DOS;C:\OS2\Run\Windows;C:\Me\Toss\Windows
C:\PCBACKUP>Insert disk 1 of 1362    360 Kb disks!
C:\PCBACKUP>Insert disk 1 of 1362 disks!
C:\PCBOARD>ERROR #00: CPU TOO *BORED* TO CONTINUE
C:\POLITICS.TMP corrupted. Delete (Y/N)?
C:\PROGRAM, C:\PROGRAM\RUN, C:\PROGRAM\BOMB, C:\PROGRAMME
C:\PROGRAMMER\BUY.UZI
C:\PROGRAMS\FAULTY\TRASH\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS95
C:\PROGRAMS\FAULTY\WASTE\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS\DEL *.*
C:\PROGRAMS\TRASH\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS
C:\PROGRAM\RUN  C:\PROGRAM\CRASH  C:\PROGRAMMER\FIRED
C:\PROGRAM\RUN  RUN\PROGRAM\RUN  AW\COMEON\PROGRAM\RUN!
C:\Planets\Earth\ is 99% full.  Please delete unnecessary people.
C:\Police Not Found: Try Adult Bookstore [Y/N]?
C:\QMODEM\BLUEWAVE TYPE BORG.TAG  REPLY.MSG
C:\QMODEM\BLUEWAVE> TYPE BORG.TAG >> REPLY.MSG
C:\REALITY.SYS failure, <A>bort, <R>etry, <I>nitialize dream sequence?
C:\REALITY.SYS failure, Abort, Retry, Initialize
C:\SEM\TAGLINES\INFLAME.TAG
C:\STARTREK\DS9\KISSKIRA\INFIRMRY.HLP
C:\STARTREK\VOYAGER\LOST\GILLIGAN.HLP
C:\TERM\BWAVE\FUNNY.BW
C:\Tagsalot\SciFi.tag
C:\UTIL\GRAPHIX\GIF\NAUGHTY\FILTHY\KINKY\AMAZING\DAMN!
C:\UTIL\NAUGHTY\VIRUS\NASTY\VICIOUS\VIRULENT\EXTRABAD
C:\VAMPIRE is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^
C:\WHATTHEHELLYOULOOKINGAT\STUPID
C:\WIN  C:\WIN\RUN  PLEASE\WIN\RUN
C:\WIN C:\WIN\RUN \RUN\WIN\RUN C:\WIN\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\SMOKE
C:\WIN95>del *.*   <-- The most efficient solution
C:\WINDOWS
C:\WINDOWS           C:\WINDOWS\RUN           C:\WINDOWS\RUN\AMUCK
C:\WINDOWS    C:\WINDOWS\GO    C:\PC\CRAWL
C:\WINDOWS   C:\WINDOWS\RUN   C:\PROGRAMS\CRAWL
C:\WINDOWS   C:\WINDOWS\RUN   C:\WINDOWS\CRASH   C:\USER DEL WIN
C:\WINDOWS  C:\WINDOWS\RU . . . . . . . . . . .ZZZZZZZZZZ
C:\WINDOWS  C:\WINDOWS\RUN  C:\COMPUTER\CRAWL
C:\WINDOWS  C:\WINDOWS\RUN  C:\WINDOWS\CRASH
C:\WINDOWS  C:\WINDOWS\RUN  C:\WINDOWS\CRASH  C:\COMPUTER\FRY
C:\WINDOWS  C:\WINDOWS\RUN  RUN\WINDOWS\RUN  C:\WINDOWS\CRASH
C:\WINDOWS  C:\WINDOWS\WIN  C:\WINDOWS\BREAK
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\MICROSOFT\SUED
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\COMPUTER\CRAWL
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\PC\CRAWL
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\FRY.
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH\DOS C:\WINDOWS>DEL *.*
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\RUN\AMUCK
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN RUN\WINDOWS\RUN Please???
C:\WINDOWS DELTREE  will really speed up your system
C:\WINDOWS> del *.*   I feel MUCH better now!
C:\WINDOWS>DEL *.*     I feel better now!
C:\WINDOWS. C:\WINDOWS\RUN. RUN\WINDOWS\RUN. C:\WINDO
C:\WINDOWS95;C:\WINDOWS95\RUN\APPS;C:\APPS\CRAWL
C:\WINDOWS; C:\WINDOWS\RUN; C:\WINDOWS\CRASH; DEL WIN\*.*
C:\WINDOWS>DEL *.* I feel better now!
C:\WINDOWS\>del *.* ...I feel much better now!
C:\WINDOWS\CRAWL   C:AMIGADOS/REALLY_MULTITASK/BLOW_WINDOWS_AWAY
C:\WINDOWS\CRAWL See:Mac:Kick:Windows':#@$%%$#^&$%!!
C:\WINDOWS\DOS C:\WINDOWS\DOS\CRAWL C:\WINDOWS\DOS\CRASH
C:\WINDOWS\RUN  C:\WINDOWS\CRASH  C:\COMPUTER\FRY
C:\WINDOWS\RUN (I can't wait that long at my age!)
C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\DIE
C:\WINDOWS\RUN; C:\WINDOWS\CRASH; DELTREE C:\WINDOWS
C:\WINDOWS\WIN.DEX with Ammonia-D helps keep your Windows sparkling
C:\WIN\CRASH C:\PC\FRY C:\ME\USE\OS\2
C:\WIN\CRASH\DOS  C:\ME\USE\OS2  C:\WIN\CRY  C:\DOS\SIGH\WITH\RELIEF
C:\WORLD\HOMO.SAP corrupted. Delete (Y/N)?
C:\Windows  C:\Windows\CRASH  C:\COMPUTER\FRY
C:\Windows  C:\Windows\RUN  C:\PC\CRAWL
C:\Windows  C:\Windows\RUN  C:\Windows\CRASH  DEL *.*
C:\Windows  C:\Windows\Run  C:\Programs\Crawl
C:\\DOS C:\\DOS\\RUN RUN\\DOS\\RUN WATCH\\DOS\\CRASH
C:\arpal
C:\bluewave\tagline4.bw
C:\cat\ignore\human.
C:\moderatr.exe\shoot\on_sight.run
C:\pet      C:\pet\cat      C:\cat\ignore\human.
C:\pet C:\pet\aardvark C:\aardvark\ignore\human
C:\pet C:\pet\cat C:\cat\ignore\human.
C:\program\run\run\program\run\AWWW\comeon\program\RUN!
C:\temp\upload\taglines.bw
C:\windows
C:\windows\crash
C:\windows\run
C:drive...C:drive run...C:drive crash...File not found.
C:pms.exe\bitch\shoot\on sight.run
C:} WIN Nope, I don't do Windows.
C= Amintosh 3000 - That's it
C= is still holding up the Amiga.  Isn't that robbery?
C= is still holding up the Amiga.  Isn't that robbery?    [AET 37.4B #5]
C=:-)           <---- smiling chef
C=:-) User is a chef
C=}>;*{))  Mega-Smilie...
C=};*{))  Mega-Smilie
C> Command not understood...Now erasing Hard Drive...
CA >> You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor
CA Condor?  Tastes like a combo of Bald Eagle & Manatee
CA Driving:  To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm
CA EXPLAINING RELAY SERVICE ... AGAIN
CA Motorists Carefully Clean up Condom Spill - film at 11
CA Raisins murdered by Cereal Killer! Film at 11.
CA bumper sticker: Cover me, I'm changing lanes.
CA bumper sticker: To change lanes, first pull out your 9mm
CA has Gang Wars.  KS has Tammy.  CA had 1st choice.
CA has gang wars.  Kansas has Tammy!
CA raisins murdered, Cereal killer suspected.
CA, the Granola State - What ain't fruits is nuts.
CA: The granola state - all fruits, nuts, and flakes!
CAA: Computer Addicts Anonymous
CABBAGE: The number of years a taxi has existed.
CABINET:  When your taxi trap has been sprung.
CABLAM, I hit the *any*key and SuperNuked them germlins!!
CABLE.SYS Corrupt: [A]rgue [L]ie [D]BS?
CAC: Calling All Cars
CAC: Cash And Carry
CAD - Computer Aided Dummy
CAD = Computer artist who runs off with your spouse
CAD/CAM: Computer Am Dienstag/Chaos Am Mittwoch
CAD: - Computer Aided Desaster
CADAVERS do it six feet under.
CADAVERS do it under wraps.
CADAVERS do it with their eyes closed
CAESAREAN: a neighborhood in Rome
CAESAREAN: pertaining to a Roman city
CAF: Convert ASCII to Farsii
CAFFEINE NOT FOUND: (S)cream (K)ick wall (F)all asleep
CAFFEINE.SYS Not Found:  User startup disabled
CAFFEINE.SYS not found - Operator Halted
CAFFEINE:  One of the four basic food groups.
CAFFEINE: The fifth food group
CAFMU  "Computer Addicts For More Users"
CAFMU = Computer Addicts For Modem Upgrades
CAFMU=Computer Addicts For Motherboard Upgrades
CAI: Corrupt Accounting Information
CAIL: Crash After I Leave
CAIRO:  Just another city in Egypt
CAJI:  Acronym for Crackpot Association of Junior Investigators.
CAL Sucks; UCLA Swallows
CALCULUS MAJORS do it in increments.
CALCULUS STUDENTS do it by parts
CALCULUS: the agony and dx/dt
CALIFORNIANS do it laid back.
CALL THE POLICE!!  THIS TAGLINE IS STOLEN!!
CALLAHAN WILLIAMS ROUTT STRONG JUDE OWENS LANGHORNE  * VA 1630 - 1810
CALLING SOMETHING A FIGURE OF SPEECH DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT TRUE.-Death
CALORIE(n):a unit measuring the amount of flavour in food
CALORIE: A unit that tells you how good food tastes.
CALVINISM:  S*** happens because you don't work hard enough.
CAMELOT: A place where they park camels
CAMELOT: the place to shop for a used dromedary.
CAMELS do it with props (Sopworth Camel was aeroplane with a propeller).
CAMFU = Computer Addicts Foster Modem Usage
CAMPERS do it in a tent.   
CAN THIS REALLY BE MY LIFE? Or has there been some mistake?
CAN YA??!?!!?!?!?!?!
CAN'T LET HER GET AWAY....MICHAEL JACKSON
CAN'T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF FEAR
CAN'T whistle at my girlfriend, she leaves me breathless!
CANADA - Nine months of winter, three of bad skiing.
CANADA CALLING: Quebec for sale cheap. Must take it all.
CANADA:  The land of ice and snow, and gun control. -Dik
CANADA: Our wind blows trees really well.
CANADIAN DOS: Format c:?  Yer sure, eh? [S]ure [N]o-way
CANADIAN(n):like American, but no handguns & with Healthcare! <G>
CANADIAN(n):like American,but no gun&with Healthcare!
CANADIANS do it bilingually.
CANADOS:  Format C:? Yer Sure, eh? [Y] [N]o way hoser!
CANCELLED CHECK:  a Czechoslovakian abortion
CANDIASIS NETWORK: Self rising yeast for Jesus!
CANNIBAL - One who is apt to pass his best friend.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people
CANONICALS, n.  The motley worn by Jesters of the Court of Heaven.
CAO: Compare Apples to Oranges
CAPS LOCK - A tight chin strap for a baseball hat
CAPS LOCK!! ... When can i have my Caps Lock?
CAPSIZE: The same dimensions as one's hat.
CAPT'N! ... @L is unlurking off the port bow, arming his TLX!
CAPT'N! @F is unlurking off the port bow, arming his Tag-O-Matic
CAPT'N! @F's uncloaking off the port bow. He's arming his Tag-O-Matic!
CAPT'N! @N is unlurking off the port bow, arming his Tag-O-Matic
CAPT'N! @N's uncloaking off the port bow. He's arming his Tag-O-Matic!
CAPT'N! @TName's uncloaking off the port bow. He's arming his Golded!
CAPT'N! @TOLAST@ is unlurking off the port bow, arming his TAG-X PRO!
CAPT'N! @TOLAST@ uncloaking off the port bow, and he's arming his Tag-X!
CAPT'N.....Bullitt unlurking off the port bow, and he's arming his TLX!
CAPT'N.....Orville unlurking off the port bow, and he's arming his @%&*!
CAPT'N.....Theist unlurking off the port bow, and he's arming his OLX!
CAPTAIN JEAN LUC PICARD - Make It So Long
CAPTAIN KIRK does it where no man has gone before.
CAPTAIN!! Moderator decloaking on the port#!$&^@ NO CARRIER
CAPTAIN!!!!!!  Moderator decloaking on the port#^!$&^!$@ \SLMR\TAGL
CAR BUF: on a car owned by Bill Buff.
CAR CUSTOMISERS do it with a hot rod
CAR MECHANICS jack it.
CAR: Cancel Accounts Receivable
CARBOHYDRATES ARE NOT OUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!
CARDIOLOGISTS do it halfheartedly
CARDIOLOGISTS do it halfheartedly
CARDIOLOGISTS do it lightheartedly
CARE TO SHARE????!!!
CARFIELD activates any Monday
CARIBBEAN CONTRABAND:  The Ultimate Adventure Game!!
CARLY SIMON - The anticipation is over.
CARMEN SAN DIEGO - Here
CARNIVORE:  People Dancing And Playing Music In The Street.
CAROL CHANNING - Well, Goodbye Dolly
CAROL MARCUS: Jim Kirk was many things, but he was never a Boy Scout!
CARPE DIEM!                             Seize the Day!
CARPENTERS do it tongue-in-groove
CARPENTERS hammer it harder.
CARPENTERS nail harder
CARPET FITTERS do it on their knees.
CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor.
CARRIER
CARRIER  Is the Sysop looking?  No? Great, now I ca...NO CARRIER
CARRIER LOST DURING DATA TRANSFER.. ..  .   . <crash>
CARRIER LOST DURING DATA TRANSFER.. ..  .   . CALL USN
CARRIER LOST.....Disconnect life support? (Y/n)
CARRIER or NO CARRIER, that is the question !
CARRIERed away on a BAUDaholic trip!
CARROLL O'CONNOR - Archie Bunker's Place
CARROT JUICE?!?! --6th Dr.
CARTEL: Getting your vehicle to pass information.
CARTOONISTS do it with just a few good strokes
CASCADE activates Sep 1 - Dec 31
CASH ONLY! We know your kind!
CASINO activates Apr 15th
CASINO activates Jan 15th
CASPER activates Apr 1st
CASTLE WOLFENSTEIN:  Kiddie Trainer for DOOM ][!
CASTRATE(n): hotel room cost for actors
CAT (n): 1. Furry keyboard cover 2. Alarm clock
CAT (n): A walking ego with fur.
CAT (n.): 1. Furry keyboard cover.  2. Fur ball puker
CAT (n.): 1. Furry keyboard cover. 2. Alarm clock. 3. Fur ball puker.
CAT (n.): 1. Furry keyboard cover. 2. Fur ball puker
CAT - (kat') n. Dog with an attitude problem.
CAT /KAT/ n Small, four legged, fur bearing extortionist.
CAT : A small, furry beast resembling a meatloaf.
CAT : Furry keyboard cover.
CAT : Furry, really annoying keyboard cover.
CAT ADVICE:  Take some time to eat the flowers.
CAT ON KEYBOARD:  Brng fuud prefurably fesh
CAT ON KEYBOARD: brng fuud, prefurble stake
CAT PROBLEMS:  Drawers that make no allowance for tails.
CAT RULE  #2: Get plenty of sleep so you can play at 4am
CAT RULE #4: Reserve hairballs for shag carpets.
CAT RULE #8: Add roughage to human's food by shedding on it.
CAT SCAN: Lookin fer hookers
CAT SCAN: SEARCHING FOR KITTY -Dog
CAT Scan: Searching for a kitten
CAT Scan: What dogs do when they enter your yard.
CAT Scan: a hi-tech device for examining cats.
CAT Scan: a medical test for the presence of furballs.
CAT caveman for DAMIT!
CAT reader seems to be conflicting with the mouse.
CAT scan:  Searching for a kitty.
CAT!  GET AWAY from the monitor!  Geezzzz!
CAT'S ARE NOT CLEAN,THEY'RE JUST COVERED IN "CAT SPIT".
CAT(n):fast psychotic animal bred for target practice.
CAT-Scan:  What dogs do when they enter your yard
CAT. I hope that Schrodinger guy put litter in here.
CAT.COM started.  Computer will barf a hairball in five seconds.
CAT.COM started.  Computer will furball in 5 seconds!
CAT.COM started.  Computer will hack hairball in 5 secs
CAT.COM started.  Computer will hairball in five seconds.
CAT.COM started. Computer will barf a hairball in 5 secs.
CAT.COM started. Computer will furball in five seconds.
CAT:  A small furry beast resembling a meatloaf.
CAT:  Walking ego with fur.
CAT: "Cat do this", "Cat do that"; what am I?  A dog?
CAT: (n) Walking ego with fur.
CAT: A nice animal, frequently mistaken for a meatloaf.
CAT: A small furry beast resembling a meatloaf.
CAT: Black or white, may or may not be missing.  Contact Schredinger.
CAT: Confused And Tired
CAT: I hope that @F gal put litter in here
CAT: I hope that All gal put litter in here.
CAT: I hope that Hastings gal put litter in here.
CAT: I hope that Orville gal put litter in here.
CAT: I hope that Schrodinger guy put litter in here ...
CAT: Talk about cooped up!
CAT: Tell me again, how do you 'hang ten'?
CAT: Walking ego with fur.
CAT: You came in a box?  That explains everything
CAT: a bundle of fluffy love
CAT: a small, furry beast resembling a meatloaf.
CAT: you've had more RAM than a field of sheep!
CAT:Climb Your Way To The Top. That's What Drapes Are For
CATALYST   n. an alphabetical list of cats.
CATALYST n. An alphabetical list of Italian cats
CATASATROPHE: Award given to the cat with the cutest buns.
CATASTROPHE: The award given to the cat with the nicest buns
CATASTROPHY(n): Award given to feline with the cutest buns
CATASTROPHY: Award for the best looking feline butt
CATASTROPHY: Award for the feline with the nicest buns.
CATCH WILLY and Make Him Do Tricks!
CATDISK - Beyond Disk Cataloging
CATFOOD.CAN not found. Eat Logitech mouse (Y/N)?
CATFOOD.CAN not found...Eat Microsoft mouse? Y/N
CATFOOD??!!??  You woke me up for a lousy can of CATFOOD??!!??
CATGUTS.EXE not found, (A)bort (R)etry (L)ook under tire!
CATHOLIC LITE: all of the beauty, none of the guilt!
CATHOLICS do it a lot
CATHOLICS talk about it after wards.
CATS - Cats Are Totally Stupid.
CATS ARE IT!
CATS ARE SMARTER THAN DOGS THEY JUST DON'T LET YOU KNOW!
CATS LIKE PLAIN CRISPS
CATS as cats CAN!
CATS. CATS ARE NICE. - Death, "Sorcery."
CATS. CATS ARE NICE. --Death.
CATS:  Good for dusting high places.
CATS: Living proof that a life of eating and sleeping can't be all bad
CATS: Proof that not everything in nature has a function.
CATS: The more you run over them the flatter they get (try it!)
CATapult:  device for thowing cats long distances.
CATapult: used to rid oneself of annoying, furry, 4-legge\SLMR\TAGLINE
CATapult: used to rid oneself of annoying, furry, 4-legged noisemaker!
CATasstrophe:  An award for the cat with the nicest buns
CATastrophe: Add CAT to any body of water
CATerpillar:  A soft scratching post for a kitten.
CATifornia:  The sunshine State for cats.
CATolick:  A religiously clean kitty.
CATscan:  searching for a kitty.
CAUGHT IN THE FLOOD by Noah Zark.
CAUSE: The noises made by crows.
CAUTERIZE(n): Made eye contact with her
CAUTION - Incorrigable punster. Don't incorrige!
CAUTION MURPHY FIELD
CAUTION!  BUG Bashing in progress - Caution!
CAUTION!  Be very careful of warnings.
CAUTION!  Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
CAUTION!  CAUTION!  CAPITALS ARE BEING USED.  PLUG YOUR EARS!
CAUTION!  Dangerous and off medication.
CAUTION!  Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
CAUTION!  Earth First decals may obscure your vision
CAUTION!  Not to be taken internally.
CAUTION!  Pyrotechnician is armed and off his medication.
CAUTION!  Sexually Active Area.  Protection must be worn at all times.
CAUTION!  Sleepy brain at work.
CAUTION!  Stupidity may prove fatal if used excessively.
CAUTION!  Taglines may be closer than they appear!
CAUTION!  Taglines may be hazardous to your disk space!
CAUTION!  Texas ahead:  Use alternate route!
CAUTION!  The Users Bite.
CAUTION!  The tagline you steal may be your own!
CAUTION!  Trigger Happy Klingon manning Tactical station!
CAUTION!  Use with a 3-wire electrical system only!
CAUTION!  recipes may be hazardous to your disk space!
CAUTION! BUG Bashing in progress - Caution!
CAUTION! Be very careful of warnings. 
CAUTION! Big tool.
CAUTION! Blown Brain At Work!
CAUTION! Blue Wave roaring through here!
CAUTION! Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
CAUTION! CAUTION! CAUTION! CAUTION! CAUTION! CAUTION! CAUTION!
CAUTION! CAUTION! Pull up! Pull up! Eject! Eject!
CAUTION! Computer Store Ahead - Hide Credit Cards!
CAUTION! Contents under pressure.
CAUTION! Corny tagline alert.
CAUTION! DO NOT LOOK AT LASER WITH REMAINING EYE!
CAUTION! Dangerous and off medication.
CAUTION! Do NOT reuse tagline. Dispose in bit bucket
CAUTION! Do Not Look Into Laser With Remaining Eye.
CAUTION! Do not install prior to installation.
CAUTION! Do not operate heavy machinery while reading tagline!
CAUTION! Do not remove this cover.
CAUTION! Douglas County Secret Weapon's Laboratory
CAUTION! E-MAIL XING
CAUTION! High Pressure!!!  Contents are PKZIPED.
CAUTION! Hungry Dieter--May bite if provoked.
CAUTION! I steal taglines!
CAUTION! I was not hired for my disposition.
CAUTION! I've been drinking and am at the keyboard again.
CAUTION! INCORRIGIBLE PUNSTER!  DON'T INCOURAGE
CAUTION! Incorrigible Punster! Don't Incorrige
CAUTION! Intel Inside!
CAUTION! Look out for the Blue Wave!
CAUTION! Man with tools.
CAUTION! No serviceable components inside.
CAUTION! Not to be taken internally.
CAUTION! OBJECTS ON SCREEN ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR.
CAUTION! Off Medication and Dangerous.
CAUTION! PET XING
CAUTION! Programmer X-ing
CAUTION! Pyrotechnician is armed and off his medication.
CAUTION! REMOVE CAT FROM MICROWAVE WHEN NOT IN USE.
CAUTION! Sexually Active Area.  Protection must be worn at all times.
CAUTION! Sexually Active Area. Protection must be worn!
CAUTION! Silver Xpress roaring through here!
CAUTION! Slippery when oiled.
CAUTION! Slow Children at Play!
CAUTION! Speed kills!!!
CAUTION! Speed will getcha!!!
CAUTION! Student BBS'er at the Wheel...
CAUTION! Stupidity may prove fatal if used excessively.
CAUTION! Tagline may explode if heated!
CAUTION! Taglines can be hazardous to disk space!
CAUTION! Taglines may be closer than they appear!
CAUTION! Taglines may be hazardous to your disk space!
CAUTION! The Users Bite.
CAUTION! The mass of this product is 85 megatons energy equivalent.
CAUTION! This Stuff is Addictive
CAUTION! This Tagline offensive to some audiences.
CAUTION! This Tagline stops for page breaks.
CAUTION! This User Bites!
CAUTION! This recipe offensive to some audiences.
CAUTION! This side up.
CAUTION! This tagline stops for all page breaks.
CAUTION! Trained service people only.
CAUTION! Trigger Happy Klingon manning Tactical station!
CAUTION! Use with a 3-wire electrical system only!
CAUTION! We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical.
CAUTION! recipes may be hazardous to your disk space!
CAUTION!! This house protected by Killer Dust Bunnies!
CAUTION!!! Do NOT look at laser with remaining eye.
CAUTION!!!!! OFF MEDICATION
CAUTION*  Always unplug computer before typing "dblspace"
CAUTION, SYSTEM DETECTED A VIRUS. TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER!
CAUTION--The Users Bite
CAUTION. Taglines can be hazardous to disk space!
CAUTION... we have a trigger-happy Klingon at Tactical.
CAUTION...Digitally Disabled WebSite ahead...Use 300 baud only.
CAUTION...We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical
CAUTION...We have a trigger happy Klingon on our tactical station!
CAUTION:  Armed, Dangerous, and off Medication
CAUTION:  Avoid using plastic and aluminum while preparing formula.
CAUTION:  Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
CAUTION:  Dangerous and off Medication...
CAUTION:  Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
CAUTION:  Flag decals may obscure your vision.
CAUTION:  Genealogy may be addictive!!
CAUTION:  INCORRIGABLE PUNSTER!  DON'T INCORRIGE
CAUTION:  SysOp under pressure!
CAUTION:  Taglines may be hazardous to your disk space!
CAUTION:  This Tagline offensive to some audiences.
CAUTION:  This stuff is addictive
CAUTION:  Toxic Tag Line
CAUTION:  Tribble Crossing ******************************
CAUTION:  tribble crossing ahead             ******************
CAUTION: @TOFIRST@ is Armed, Dangerous, and off Medication
CAUTION: Armed, dangerous, out of asylum and off medication.
CAUTION: Blow Job in process !
CAUTION: Computer Store Ahead - Hide Credit Cards!
CAUTION: DRIVER CARRIES NO GRATEFUL DEAD TAPES
CAUTION: DRIVER EMITS DEADLY GAS'
CAUTION: Dangerous, and off medication...
CAUTION: Do Not Look Into Laser With Remaining Eye.
CAUTION: Do not attempt to dribble or slam dunk your monitor
CAUTION: Do not install prior to installation.
CAUTION: Do not look directly at laser w/remaining eye
CAUTION: Do not look into laser with remaining eyeball!
CAUTION: Do not stand up while room is in motion!
CAUTION: Don't look into laser beam with remaining eye
CAUTION: Genius at... Uh, I forgot!!!
CAUTION: Hockey is addictive.
CAUTION: I brake for Bauds (If I see 'em)
CAUTION: INCORRIGABLE PUNSTER!  DON'T INCORRIGE
CAUTION: Icy Sting of Cold Reality, Next 75 Miles
CAUTION: Incorrigible punster... DO NOT Incorrige!
CAUTION: Off Medication and Dangerous
CAUTION: Programmer X-ing..
CAUTION: REMOVE CAT FROM MICROWAVE WHEN NOT IN USE
CAUTION: RIDER MAY BAIL AT ANY TIME
CAUTION: Sexually Active Area.  Protection must be worn a
CAUTION: Tagline may contain small parts. Not for children under 3.
CAUTION: The mass of this product is 85 megatons energy e
CAUTION: This house protected by Killer Dust Bunnies!
CAUTION: This tagline has a Virus!!!
CAUTION: Trigger Happy Klingon at Tactical!!
CAUTION: Use with a 3-wire electrical system only!
CAUTION: be very careful of warnings.
CAUTION: perfecshunist at werk
CAUTION:I brake for Bauds (If I see 'em)
CAUTIONwe have a trigger-happy Klingon at Tactical.
CAVALIERS do it mounted
CAVE DWELLERS - Body Grease By GOODBOY OF BEVERLY HILLS
CAVE OF WICKEDNESS: Hookbill The Koopa!
CAVE OF WICKEDNESS: Kamek and Kamek's Toadies!!!
CAVE OF WICKEDNESS: Naval Pirhana!!
CAVERN.QT found: (H)ug, (R)ib, (W)ave-Rider tech-support?
CAVERS do it in the mud.
CAVIAR: Unborn offsprings of dead fish. Yum!!!
CAVU: Mythical WX legends swapped by LA Basin pilots
CAW!-CAW! FU*K I'M DEAD! -The Crow
CB'ers do it on the air.   
CB: Consult Bozo
CBA: Compare and Branch Anyway
CBA: Compare if Biorhythms Amenable
CBBR: Crash and Blow Boot Read-only memory
CBC Newsworld - I'd rather have the six pack...\
CBIP            Current Book In Progress
CBIP:  Five Hundred Years After; S. Brust; 15/553
CBIP: Current Book In Progress.
CBM--Could've Been Marketed
CBM: Crash-prone Buggy Machines
CBN, where we define truth, and you get to believe it.
CBNC: Close, But No Cigar
CBS = See the BS.  BBS = Be the BS!
CBS Evening News...Rather liberal
CBS Television: (C)ommunist (B)roadcasting (S)ystem
CBS now continues with "THE PRICE IS RIGHT"!
CBS's replacement for the NFL - Mike on lame jazz band
CBS, America's number one network for 17 years.
CBS...the Eyecon.
CBS...the Eyecon.
CBS: Clobber BootStrap
CBSCollection of Bloopers by Squier!!!
CBaker Virus: blinds you in VGA mode and repeats all commands 3 times.
CBers do it on the air.
CC: Call Calvery
CC: Compliment Core
CCB: Chocolate Chip Byte-mode
CCB: Chocolate Chip Byte-modeCCCC - Campus Crusade for Cthulhu
CCB: Consult Crystal Ball
CCBS        Close Cover Before Striking
CCC - Campus Crusade for Cthulhu.
CCC: Crash if Carry Clear
CCCComputer SSSSex CCCCauses FFFFinger SSSStuttering!!!!!
CCCOMPUTER SSSEX CCCAUSES FFFINGER SSSTUTTERING!
CCCP: Conditionally Corrupt Current Process
CCCP: format CCCP: /u
CCD: Choke Cough and Die
CCD: Clear Core and Dump
CCG Rule #1: When in doubt, READ THE CARD!  Then try common sense.
CCITT           Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
CCITT - Can't Conceive Intelligent Taglines Today
CCITT - Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today.
CCITT - Change Communications-program Immediately To Terminate!
CCITT - Change Communications-program Immediately To Terminate!CCCITT: Cannot Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
CCITT- Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
CCITT: Can't Certify I Trust Telecom.
CCITT: Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
CCITT= Confused Corporations In Thrall to Terror
CCP: Clear Core and Proceed
CCR: Change Channels at Random
CCS: Chinese Character Set
CCW + Vermont = Safest State In The U.S. of A.!
CCWR: Change Color of Write Ring
CChheecckk  yyoouurr  dduupplleexx  sswwiittcchh
CD 101.1 - Modern Rock for Columbus b. August 21st 1990
CD C:\IRAQ ... DEL HUSSEIN.SDM
CD C:\IRAQ ... DEL HUSSEIN.SDM ...
CD WINDOWS\HELP\MOREHELP\OH_NO\ARRRGGGH\KILL_WIN\TRY_OS2
CD \TELIX\ACCESS\QEDIT\TAGLINE:MESSAGE.
CD activates Thursday the 12th
CD failure: (A)bort (R)etry (N)egotiate (B)eg
CD is write protected, (R)etry or (E)mulate format?
CD players contribute to laziness.
CD players:  all that technology and it STILL skips!!!!
CD>for some tags on motorbikes, Harley's in particular! I'll be surprised
CD-BTzttrinarkst tDalsW, CDtt,  forei
CD-ROM == Bad Upload / Download Ratio's !
CD-ROM ACCESS - Dedicated to Service
CD-ROM:  The most space-efficient place to keep your porno GIFs.
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
CD-ROM: The most space-efficient place to keep your porno GIFs
CD-WOM, Wead Onwy Memowy.
CD32 the computer Commodore should have designed instead of the A500
CD32: TO BE THIS GOOD WILL TAKE SEGA AGES
CD: Civil Defense = Civil Disobedience.  NEVER DISARM!
CD: Complement Disk
CDA: Computer Dumb Ass
CDC  Left The Competition In The Dust YEARS Ago ... !
CDC: Clear Disk and Crash
CDC: Close Disk Cover
CDIOOAZ: Calm Down, It's Only Ones And Zeroes
CDMA: Code derision multi-pied accostic
CDS: Change Disk Speed
CD\shutdown\logoff\bar\beer\music\girl\car\bed\sex\sleep
CD^32 -- the best thing God gave us since zip-lock!
CE  Oxymoron: peace-keeper missile.
CE pt.II- Casting Explosive Runes on the Inn's menus
CE> Hey, Ryan...How about...MORE CALVIN AND HOBBES taglines? :-)
CEC - Ostaa, myy, vaihtaa, varastaa
CEDAR RAPIDS, IOWA, the City of 5 Seasons:  Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter, and Road Construction
CEKC'EH'oBAr3'EH'BAK'EH'BOY
CEL06 - Luck o' the Irish
CELEBRITY.COM not working. Delete Hollywood Y/N?
CELERY: High class wages.
CELL: The opposite of buy.
CELLISTS give better hand jobs.
CELLULAR YES....and call my lawyer.
CEMU: Close Eyes and Monkey with User space
CENSORED BY THE TAGLINE POLICE
CENSUS: Sight, smell, hearing, touch and taste.
CENTAURI EMPEROR: How will this end?  KOSH: In fire.
CEO of Dementia and Other Meaningless Entities.
CEO of Kamek/Mako Tagline Industries
CEO:  "Miss Smith, get my broker."  Secretary:  "Stock or pawn?"
CEOs DO IT at conventions
CEOs DO IT in conference rooms.
CEOs DO IT to the rest of the company
CEOs do it at conventions.
CEOs do it to the employees.
CEOs do it to the rest of the company
CEPHEID:  (1) Another exception to 'i' before 'e' except after 'c'.
CEPHEID:  (2) A star which shines doubt upon cosmological assumptions.
CEQ: Corrupt and Erase Queue
CEREBRAL BOOT SECTOR BAD OR MISSING.
CEX: Call EXterminator
CF&C stole it, fair and square.	-- Tim Hahn
CF> I'm wondering if any of ye out there have any taglines from Ranma
CF: Come From [replaces goto]
CFE: Call Field Engineer
CFI: See, Crab
CFL Fans like it longer, wider and faster!
CFL football still available in the nations capital!!
CFL franchise deal!  Buy now, no payments 'til 1999!
CFL: C-A-N-A-D-I-A-N Football League
CFL: If it's not one Flutie, it's the other.
CFL: even the offseason goes down to the final second!
CFOs DO IT with flow
CFP: Change and Forget Password
CFS: Corrupt File Structure
CG: Convert to Garbage
CGA = Computer Geeks Anonymous
CGA COLOR WHERE AVAILABLE
CGA is  the  pallete from hell
CGA:  Computer Geeks Anonymous.
CGA:  Crummy Graphics Always.  Monochrome times four.
CGA: Chump's Graphics Adapter
CGA: for chumps who can't afford monochrome
CH            Conference Host
CH  CH       What is missing?     UR
CH: Create Havoc
CHAAS ..... what on earth is that ?
CHAINSAW CONSULTANT - An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head
CHAMELEON BBS, POB 252 Victor, NY 14564 (716) 742-1909
CHARACTER DENSITY--The number of very weird people in the office.
CHARISMA: An ass-hole with a Personality
CHARLES BRONSON - ALIVE Wish
CHARLES does it royally.
CHARLES! You put the moon back this minute!
CHARLES, PRINCE OF WALES  -  "Never Say Di"
CHARLTON HESTON - MCMXXIV-MMXXXIX
CHARMING SPOT! DOCTOR! --Brigadier Lethbridge Stewart.
CHASTITY BELT---A labor-saving device.
CHASTITY:  The most unnatural of sexual perversions.
CHCJ: Compare Haig to Christine Jorgensen
CHEAP is only one letter away from HEAP!
CHEAPER THAN IBM: P.C. CLONE(l)
CHEAPEST WAY TO TRACE A FAMILY TREE:  Run for political office.
CHEAPSKATES pay less for it.
CHECK OUT THIS TAGLINE! Made you look! Made you look!
CHEERLEADERS do it between periods.
CHEERLEADERS do it enthusiastically
CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm.
CHEETAH: One who does not play by the rules.
CHEFS do it for dessert.
CHEFS do it in the kitchen
CHEFS do it with spice.
CHEKOV:  Air lock 4 has been opened.  A thruster suit is reported miss
CHEKOV:  We are looking for nuclear "wessels".
CHEKOV:  What's emergency plan "B" ?
CHEKOV:  You are a master of understatement!
CHEKOV: You are in "violation" of Neutral Zone treaty!
CHEMICAL ENGINEERS do it in packed beds!
CHEMICAL ENGINEERS do it under a fume hood
CHEMISTS do it in an excited state.
CHEMISTS do it in test tubes
CHEMISTS do it in the fume hood
CHEMISTS do it organically.
CHEMISTS do it periodically on table
CHEMISTS do it reactively
CHEMISTS do it with pipettes.
CHEMISTS like to experiment. 
CHESS PLAYERS check their mates.
CHESS PLAYERS do it in their minds
CHESS PLAYERS do it knightly.
CHESS PLAYERS do it with knights/kings/queens/bishops/mates
CHESS PLAYERS make better mates.
CHESS PLAYERS mate better.
CHESSPLAYERS check their mates.
CHEVORLET: Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
CHEVROLET   - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET   - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy
CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
CHEVROLET: Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extende
CHEVROLET: Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVY       - Cheapest Heap Envisioned Yet
CHEVY NOVAS:- (are actually designed by Toyota: Chevota or Toyolet?)
CHEVY: Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet
CHEWIE:  "Ack!  Ack!"    LUKE: "What's wrong?!"     HAN: "Hairball."
CHIC: Considered smart without the deadening implication of intelligence
CHICAGO -   25 or 624    (I forgot)
CHICKEN:  An animal eaten both before birth & after death
CHICKEN:  The only animal you eat before it's born & after it's dead.
CHICKEN: Only animal eaten before birth & after death.
CHICKEN: The egg's way of making more eggs.
CHICKEN: The only animal you eat before it's born and after it's dead.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born, and after they are dead
CHIEFS do it with tradition.
CHILD'S DEATH RUINS COUPLE'S HOLIDAY
CHILD:  Thing that stands between an adult and the TV set
CHILDHOOD...That happy period when nightmares occur only during sleep.
CHILDISH GAME: One at which you cannot beat your spouse.
CHILDISH: Leaks directly into drain, loves to see it bubble
CHILDREN, Life's Shareware Registration Fee
CHILDREN.ZIP...Great program, but no documentation
CHILDREN: God's daily reminders that Yes, you were crazy.
CHILDREN: THE MOST INSIDIOUSLY BUILT STRESS ENHANCERS
CHILDREN: The most common of sexually transmitted diseases
CHILI----Stew with a definite attitude!
CHILL OUT: Data can never be human.
CHILL OUT: Ohura is NOT an elephant.
CHILL OUT: Q-ticus, "Really Jean-Luc, we are continuuamally immortal"
CHILL OUT: Uhura is NOT an elephant
CHINESE POPULATION EXPLOSION by Wee Fokem Young
CHINESE-CANTONESE:  Gun Tso Sun Tan'Gung Haw Sun
CHINESE-MANDARIN:  Kung Ho Hsin Hsi. Ching Chi Shen Tan
CHIP:  One California hi-way patrolman.
CHIROPRACTORS are manipulators.   
CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation.
CHIROPRACTORS do it, but they X-ray it first.
CHK the DSK yourself, for once!
CHKBRAIN /F is getting scarier every time I run it lately.
CHKDSK:  Check to see if the disk is still there.
CHOCOLATE NOT FOUND - Halt on all errors?
CHOCOLATE:  Fifth essential food group.
CHOICE - what a beautiless LIE!
CHOIR BOYS do it unaccompanied
CHP Officer: Is that your true name? Jimmy Swaggart?
CHPAMR: CHase Pointers Around Machine Room
CHR$(32) - the Final Frontier... these are the voyages
CHR$(32): The Final Frontier!
CHRISTIAAN BARNARD - Our Hearts Go Out To You
CHRISTMAS COMES BUT ONCE A YEAR - THANK GOD I'M NOT CHRISTMAS!!!
CHRISTMAS IN JAPAN activates Dec 25th
CHRISTMAS TREE activates Apr 1st
CHRISTMAS TREE activates Dec 24 - Jan 1
CHROMATOGRAPHERS do it with packed columns.
CHSE: Compare Half-words and Swap if Equal
CHUBBY CHECKER just had a CHICKEN SANDWICH in downtown DULUTH!
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOOO CHOOOO!
CHURCH SIGN: Come Early if you want a BACK SEAT!!!
CHURCH: A place where you encounter nodding acquaintances
CHeMIStRY is SYMBoLS
CIA Motto: In God we trust, all others we polygraph.
CIA files reveal:  Kennedy shot himself
CIA mandatory privacy notice: your shower head is a hidden camera.
CIA: Mercenary soldiers = unilaterally controlled Latino Assets.
CIA= Cocaine Import Agency.
CIB: Change Important Byte
CIBOLA! Bumpty-bumpty-bump! - Trashcan Man
CIC: Cash In Chips
CICS....the darker side of COBOL!!!
CID: Compare and Ignore Data
CIGARETTES ARE THE BIGGEST CAUSE OF STATISTICS
CIGARETTES!??!!? YOU SAY YOU HAVE SOME CIGARETTES?!?!!?
CIMM: Create Imaginary Memory Map
CINCI GREEK CHILI: Milder, yet somehow more toxic.
CIRCLE JERK...............................A very fat nerd
CIRCLE JERK..A very fat nerd
CIRCUIT DESIGNERS do it with silicon.
CIRCUIT DESIGNERS have a very low rise time.
CIRCUIT DESIGNERS offer VLSI
CITATION - The Mark of the Leader
CITY PLANNERS do it with their eyes shut
CITY STREET REPAIRMEN do it with three supervisors watching
CIVIL ENGINEERS build large erections with rigid members.
CIVIL ENGINEERS do it by reinforcing it.
CIVIL ENGINEERS do it in the dirt
CIVIL ENGINEERS do it in the soil.
CIVIL ENGINEERS do it with an erection
CIVIL ENGINEERS do it with their bridges (britches) up.
CIZ: Clear If Zero
CK Fantasy Sports.  Look for us in Fantasy Football `94
CLAMS GOT LEGS!
CLANK CLANK I'M A TANK!OJW
CLAP CLAP> clap off <CLAP>   NO CARRIER
CLAP CLAP> clap off <CLAP>   NO CARRIER
CLAP IF YOU BELIEVE IN OCAMPAS! --Neelix as Peter Pan
CLAP ON (clap, clap), CLAP OFF (clap,clap) %@#NO CARRIER
CLAP ON...CLAP OFF........NO CARRIER
CLAPclapCLAPclapCLAPclapCLAPclapCLAPclapCLAPclapCLAPclapCLAPclapCLAP
CLASS OF '00 RULES ALL!!
CLASSIC GROCERIES: CHOPIN LISZT(l)
CLASSICAL MUSIC - Music that is not Popular
CLASSICAL:  Discover the other 45 minutes they left out of the TV ad.
CLBR: CLoBber Register
CLBRI: CLoBber Register Immediate
CLEAN HOUSE!   .....SENATE, TOO!!
CLEAR THE BRIDGE! Mr. Worf just farted!
CLEARASOL - Effective sunspot remover.
CLEARED     This tagline approved by Canada Customs..    CLEARED
CLEARED This tagline approved by U.S. Customs CLEARED
CLERICS do it with their gods
CLEVER PYGMY WOMEN'S TRACK TEAM: A bunch of cunning runts.
CLEVIS & BUCKHEAD: Comic team that was almost famous.
CLICHE: on a BMW!
CLICK HERE to play embedded .WAV file
CLICK mousie. DRAG mousie. KILL KILL KILL. Muwwahahahaha!
CLICK!  RRRIP!:  Disposable Tagline
CLIMAX..............................A large woodland tool
CLIMAX..A large woodland tool
CLIMBERS do it in harnesses.
CLIMBERS do it on rope.
CLIMBERS do it with dangling nuts.
CLIMBERS do it with their hands.
CLINTON & GORE ======= GONE IN FOUR!
CLINTON &lt;n&gt; See: Gay Loving, Draft Dodging, Womanizer
CLINTON (n) see also gay loving, draft dodging, pot smoking, womanizer
CLINTON - &lt;C&lt;ompulsive &lt;L&lt;iar &lt;I&lt;n &lt;N&lt;ation's &lt;T&lt;op &lt;O&lt;ffice &lt;N&lt;ow.
CLINTON - The Courage to Quit
CLINTON = C.hief L.unatic I.s N.ow T.axing O.ur N.erves
CLINTON = Chicken Lickin' Idiot Now Taking Over Nation
CLINTON = Congressional Leader Inhales Next Toke: Occuring November
CLINTON = Crazy Liberal Intent On Needlessly Trashing Our Nation
CLINTON ASKS QUESTION: Have you hugged your favorite Algo
CLINTON DOGGIE-STYLE:He sits up and begs, she plays dead.
CLINTON HEALTHPLAN ERROR, A)bort, R)etry, G)o back to tax payers
CLINTON IMPEACHED! LIBERAL DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS COMMIT MASS SUICIDE!
CLINTON LEGACY??...even Pharaoh had only ten plagues
CLINTON SUCKS  ---  BUT DOESN'T INHALE!
CLINTON SYS. INSTALLED,RODHIME.COM ASSUMING CONTROLL!!!!
CLINTON TO HILLARY: Hey, don't bother me, I am eating a Big Mac!
CLINTON and GORE - out in FOUR!!!
CLINTON does it to us.
CLINTON nominates this tagline for a CHANGE!
CLINTON virus: computer shuts down and blames CONGRESS virus!
CLINTON,(n), see:  gay loving, draft dodging, pot smoking, womanizer.
CLINTON-Error in EXE file.
CLINTON-the Constitution is just a technicality.
CLINTON.COM =not= installed * HILLARY.SYS already loaded!
CLINTON.EXE     Bad President or File Name
CLINTON.EXE - Bad President or File Name. Boot?
CLINTON.EXE - horrendous command or file name
CLINTON.EXE Corrupted!  Obtain New President Today!
CLINTON.EXE Failed Clarity Inquiry, Enable HISSY.FIT
CLINTON.GOV Corrupt   Reboot President? (Y/N/A)
CLINTON.LIE Virus Detected - Run LIMBAUGH.BAT To Correct.
CLINTON.LIE found. Cannot save COUNTRY.USA
CLINTON.SYS - File Corrupt, please replace with PEROT.SYS
CLINTON.SYS CORRUPTED - RUN LIMBAUGH.BAT TO FIX
CLINTON.SYS CORRUPTED .... RUN LIMBAUGH.EXE TO FIX
CLINTON.SYS CORRUPTED ..... RUN REAGAN.EXE TO FIX
CLINTON.SYS CORRUPTED .RUN LIMBAUGH.EXE TO FIX
CLINTON.SYS CORRUPTED. -- RUN REAGAN.EXE TO FIX
CLINTON.SYS CORRUPTED. Hold new election (Y/n/q)?
CLINTON.SYS CORRUPTED. Unable to recover ECONOMY.USA
CLINTON.SYS CORRUPTED: RUN LIMBAUGH.EXE TO FIX
CLINTON.SYS CORRUPTED: RUN REAGAN.EXE TO FIX
CLINTON.SYS Corrupted.  Cannot Run DEVICE.USA
CLINTON.SYS Installed.  BULL.SHT Operating
CLINTON.SYS Installed. BUSH.SHT Deleted. Bugs multiply!
CLINTON.SYS Installed....HIGHER.TAX Loading.
CLINTON.SYS bad, cannot recover ECONOMY.USA
CLINTON.SYS bad, cannot recover ECONOMY.USA. (A)bort?
CLINTON.SYS corrupt - run GOP.EXE to fix
CLINTON.SYS corrupt, recommend optimizing politics
CLINTON.SYS corrupt; recommend that you optimize politics.
CLINTON.SYS corrupted, recommend optimizing politics.
CLINTON.SYS found corrupt. Hold new election (Y/n/q)?
CLINTON.SYS installed.  RODHAM.COM assuming control.
CLINTON.SYS is corrupt, ECONOMY.USA can't be recovered
CLINTON.SYS is corrupt.  Unable to recover ECONOMY.USA
CLINTON/GORE ERROR: DIVISION BY ZERO.
CLINTON: "I said 'No gnu taxes!' Do you see any gnus bein
CLINTON: "THE TRUTH, IS ONLY A LIE WITH A SPIN DOCTOR".
CLINTON: Arkansaurus Taxandspendus
CLINTON: Certified Liar In National Top Office Now
CLINTON: Commie Lying Idiot Now Terrorizing Our Nation.
CLINTON: Compulsive Liar In Nation's Top Office Now
CLINTON: Punish Acheivement! Reward Failure!
CLINTON: The GOP's Most Valuable Asset!
CLINTON: The closest he come to a brainstorm is a drizzle
CLINTON: Total indulgence. Zero guilt.
CLINTON: [C]aught  [L]ying  [I]n  [N]ine  [T]imes  [O]uta  [N]ine
CLINTON\TRUTH.COM not found (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)mpeach
CLINTOON: If it won't increase taxes..I'LL VETO IT !!!
CLINTon - Like LINT but found only in the U.S. of A
CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP &lt;BANG!&gt; CLIP CLOP  - Amish Drive-by shooting
CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP &lt;BANG&gt; &lt;BANG&gt; CLIP CLOP - Amish Drive by shooting
CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP &lt;BANG&gt; CLIP CLOP......: Amish drive by shooting
CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP BANG BANG CLIP CLOP - Amish Drive by
CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP  Hi Ho Argentum!  AWAY!!!!
CLIQUE: A group of insiders who greet outsiders with their backsides; a closed circle of asses
CLITORIS..........................A type of exotic flower
CLITORIS..A type of exotic flower
CLM - Career Limiting Move - Used among microserfs to describe ill-advised
CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically.
CLOCK: A small device used to wake up people who have no children.
CLOCK: A small mechanical device used to wake people up with no kids.
CLOCK: Something that scares the daylight out of you.
CLONE OF MY OWN (to Home on the Range)
CLONE: (ka'lone) Kinda-Sorta-Like the real thing
CLOP ON, CLOP OFF, THE CLOPPER
CLOSE YOU EYES AND PRESS ESCAPE THREE TIMES.
CLOSED CAPTIONED IN HEX FOR PROGRAMMERS   A0 EF 97 9F B0 4C
CLOSED FOR TAGLINE DEVELOPMENT
CLOTHED: The oppothite of open.
CLOUT: Call Long-distance On Unused Telephone
CLOWNS do it for laughs.   
CLT Point (Fidonet 2:320/213.9)
CLUSTER ANALYSTS do it in groups
CLUTCH: Die Kuplink mit achlippen und schaken
CM of NYAPA, Shoptalk, and X-APA
CM taglines?  MR not taglines!  SAR CDEDBD dots?  LIB  MR taglines!
CM: Circulate Memory
CM: What is this?
CMAS!....Put Christ back in Christmas..and have a merry one!
CMD: CPU Melt Down
CMD: Compare Meaningless Data
CME4DK: See me for decay, on a dentist's car.
CMF Music is very cheesy, I know... my mice love them!
CMI: Clobber Monitor Immediate
CMIIW         Correct Me If I'm Wrong
CML: Compute Meaning of Life
CMN: Convert to Mayan Numerals
CMOS - Commonly Misunderstood
CMOS - Commonly Misunderstood Option Switchs
CMOS Checksum failure ... have you forgotten something?
CMOS.  CMOS run.  CMOS jump.  Jump, MOS, jump!
CMOS... CMOS run... CMOS Jump... Jump MOS Jump!
CMOS:  Commonly Misunderstood Option Switches
CMOS:  Computer Must Obliterate Sanity.
CMOS: Commonly Misunderstood Option Switches
CMOS: The next generation
CMP: Create Memory Prosthesis
CMPQwk  The _worst_ QWK mail reader.  It needs Windows!
CMPQwk 1.42-07 Windows Error: 004 Erroneous error.  Nothing wrong
CMPQwk  The _worst_ QWK mail reader.  It needs Windows!
CMS: Click MicroSwitch
CN: Compare Nonsensically
CNB: Cause Nervous Breakdown
CNE - Computer Nut...Enhanced
CNE's are a dime a dozen.
CNN Headlines: CIA uses taglines to transport coded messages
CNN Headlines: President Clinton caught when stealing Taglines.
CNN INTERNATIONAL: The world's Misery Leader
CNN style
CNN...News politically cleansed by Hanoi Jane.
CNS: Call Nonexistent Subroutine
CO Amendment 2 is Wrong! Discrimination is Wrong!
CO-MODS WITH DIRTY MINDS... ON THE NEXT GERALDO! &lt;GD&R!&gt; - Ed Lee
CO-SYSOP - The Invention Factory - NYC
CO2 + H20 = H2CO3    H2CO3 + CACO3 = CAVE
COACHES whistle while they work.   
COBBA 1995 - the nightmare continues
COBBA: Not just a users' group...it's your lunch too!
COBBA: Now featuring the $4.95 all you can eat buffet!
COBLE BAKER HASTINGS GENTRY WALLACE -- Southern US  Southwestern MO
COBOL - Compile Only Because Of Luck
COBOL - Relationship between computers and stone axes
COBOL = Completely Obnoxious Because Of Length.
COBOL = Completely Obsolete, Boring Old Language
COBOL HACKERS do it by committee.
COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it very slow
COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs
COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with reams (of paper).
COBOL Programmers have HIGH-VALUES
COBOL and BASIC and C... Oh, My!
COBOL can be cured with early detection!
COBOL debugging: "If we can't fix it, it ain't broke"
COBOL hackers do it by committee.
COBOL is an acronym for "Compiles Only Because Of Luck."
COBOL is an exercise in Artificial Inelegance!
COBOL is for wimpy application programmers
COBOL is just a bug with syntax
COBOL is not dead, it just smells that way.
COBOL is not mutual intercourse
COBOL is the next best thing to coding it in binary
COBOL is the programming language from the Gods
COBOL programmers DO IT with reams (of paper)
COBOL programmers are self-documenting.
COBOL programmers do it very slow.
COBOL programmers do it with bugs
COBOL programmers do it with punctuation.
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods. ___ Blue Wave/QWK
COBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.)
COBOL programs are an example of artificial inelegance.
COBOL programs are an exercise in AI.
COBOL programs are an exercise in Artificial Inelegance.
COBOL programs are examples of artificial inelegance
COBOL sucks, Pascal bytes, and assembly is a bits!
COBOL, like cancer, can be cured if deleted early.
COBOL- Confused Oriental Bean-cOunting Language.
COBOL..(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck
COBOL.....(C)rude (O)utdated (B)oring (O)bsolete (L)anguage
COBOL:  An exercise in Artificial Inelegance
COBOL:  Completely Obsolete Boring Old Language
COBOL: 25 years of tradition unmarred by progress.
COBOL: A prime example of artificial inelegance.
COBOL: Compiles Only Because Of Luck
COBOL: Completely Obnoxious Because Of Length
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Boring Old Language
COBOL: Completely Over and Beyond reason Or Logic
COBOL: Confused Oriental Bean-cOunting Language.
COBOL: Crude Outdated Boring Obsolete Language
COBRA: "Foundation garment" for Siamese twin women.
COBWEB SITE: A WWWeb Site that hasn't been updated for a long time
COCACOLA.BTL not found!  SysOp dying of thirst!
COCACOLA.BTL not found! SysOp crashed!
COCKROACHES have done it for millions of years, without apparent ill-effects
COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs. 
COCKTAILS & DREAMS 11PM TILL 8AM 01642 820386 THE BAR IS OPEN
COCS: Copy Object Code to Source
COD: Crash On Demand
CODING:  A highly addictive drug
CODING:  AN addictive Drug.
COED NAKED BILLIARDS...Get felt on the table
COFFE.COM not found: Operator Halted!
COFFEE -vs- WOMEN:  They sell coffee at police stations
COFFEE AND DONUTS:  Unitarian communion.
COFFEE makes the world go round
COFFEE(n): Break Fluid
COFFEE.COM error. Contact programmer J. Valdez
COFFEE.COM missing SysOp halted
COFFEE.COM not found - Operator haulted!
COFFEE.COM not found.  Sysop asleep.
COFFEE.COM not found. (A)bort, (R)eheat, (S)nooze
COFFEE.COM not found. Sysop asleep.
COFFEE.COM not found:  (A)bort (R)etry (S)nooze?
COFFEE.COM not found:  (A)bort, (R)eheat, (T)remble
COFFEE.COM not found:  (A)dd More, (R)eheat, (F)reak Out?
COFFEE.COM not found: (A)bort, (R)eheat, (S)nooze.
COFFEE.COM not found: (A)bort, (R)eheat, (T)remble
COFFEE.COM not found: (A)dd more, (R)eheat (F)reak out.
COFFEE.COM not found: (B)rew fresh (R)eheat (F)reakout
COFFEE.COM not found: A)bort, R)eheat, T)remble
COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak out.
COFFEE.COM not found: Operator Halted!
COFFEE.COM not located  (A)dd more  (R)etry  (F)reak out
COFFEE.CUP empty - Operator shelled out to KITCHEN.EAT
COFFEE.CUP empty -- Now auto-shelling out to KITCHEN
COFFEE.CUP empty:  Operator shelled out to kitchen
COFFEE.CUP empty: sysop shell out to kitchen
COFFEE.CUP missing   Sysop Halted
COFFEE.CUP not found:  (W)ash, (R)e-use, (D)rink straight from pot?
COFFEE.EXE  missing - Insert cup and press any key
COFFEE.EXE Missing  - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
COFFEE.EXE Not Found:  (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic?
COFFEE.EXE not found:  (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep
COFFEE.MUG empty, (A)bort (R)efill (M)ake new pot
COFFEE.POT  Not Found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?
COFFEE.POT corrupted:  Found failure in module FILTER.
COFFEE.POT missing: (A)bort (R)etry (E)nter message?
COFFEE.POT missing:(A)bort (R)etry (F)all alseep
COFFEE.POT not found:  (L)ook For, (B)orrow Neighbor's, (P)anic?
COFFEE.POT not found:  Kill (E)verybody (S)elected bodies (Y)ou?
COFFEE.POT not found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)reak out?
COFFEE.POT not found;  kill (E)verybody (S)elected bodies (Y)ou?
COFFEE.SYS Not Found:  User startup disabled.
COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup and press any key
COFFEE.SYS missing... Operator halted
COFFEE.SYS not found.  Operator halted
COFFEE.SYS: NMI ACTIVATED ... coffee pot empty ... Operator asleep
COFFEE:  Sneezy's younger brother.
COFFEE: Can you imagine *other* addictions w/ free refills???
COFFEE: Sneezy's younger brother.
COFFIN: One of the symptoms of a chest cold.
COGITO EGGO SUM I think, therefore I am ... a waffle
COGITO ERGO  EWTO
COGITO ERGO SUM: Slogan of people who don't think much.
COINCIDE: What one should do when it starts raining.
COINCIDENCE happens.
COITUS.....Large, wily, doglike animals
COITUS..An obscure musical instrument
COITUS..Large, wily, doglike animals
COLA: Poor coffee substitute!
COLB: Crash for Operator's Lunch Break
COLD BOOT : What you get when you kick an eskimo.
COLD COMFORT:  Some of the worst things I've done have probably been forgotten by everyone but me
COLDBEER.CAN Found - Programmer LOADED.
COLDBEER.CAN NOT FOUND - SYSOP NOT LOADED.
COLDBEER.CAN Not Found.  Operator Halted
COLDBEER.CAN found, SysOp probably loaded!
COLDBEER.CAN found, programmer probably loaded.
COLDBEER.CAN halted. Operator shelled to kitchen
COLDBEER.CAN not found, USER not loaded
COLDBEER.CAN not found. Operator not loaded.
COLDBEER.CAN not found. SysOp pissed!
COLDBEER.CAN, SysOp not loaded. I believe in The Divine Right of SysOps
COLDCOFF.EE! NOT FOUND, OPERATOR NOT WIRED
COLDONE.BUD FOUND - SYSOP LOADED
COLE'S LAW - THINLY SLICED CABBAGE.
COLLECTIBLE CARD GAMES:  the crack cocaine of gaming.
COLLECTORS do it in sets
COLLEGE EDUCATION:  A way to give you more things to worry about.
COLLEGIANS ARE TURNING TO VEGETABLES
COLONEL SANDERS does it, and then licks his fingers.
COLORADO:  For the discriminative type
COLT 45(n): only known permanent cure for cat box odor
COM program murdered. "Bits everywhere" says witness
COM1: Not responding Format Drive C: instead?
COM3, AUX, PRN) DO GOTO END
COM:  Compost -- a.k.a. fecal matter
COM: Clear Operator's Mind
COMB: Straighten Wires
COMBAT AUTO THEFT, DRIVE AN UGLY CAR
COMDEX Moment #43: Gates unknowingly autographs OS/2
COMDEX: Sturgis for nerds
COME HUNTING, SISTER! --Ace's `sister.' Survival
COME ON DOWN, YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON "THE PRICE IS RIGHT"
COME TO ME, MY CATSIS!!!
COME TO ME....BONNIE RAITT
COMEDIAN:  A person who has a good memory for old jokes.
COMEDIANS do it for laughs
COMF: COMe From
COMICS: They arn't just for fat aging hippies anymore!
COMICS??  So what is this, a conference for comedians?
COMING IN AUGUST to a BBS near you!     Blue Wave Reader v2.20!
COMING SOON - WINDOWS for Nintendo!
COMING SOON to a BBS near you!     Blue Wave Reader v2.20!
COMING SOON! Robo-Frog IV, this time everyone gets hurt...real bad
COMING SOON: Software Developers Interface.
COMING: Dan's Bake Sale in Ft. Collins, Colo.
COMM program murdered. "Bits everywhere" says witness.
COMMAND ERROR: A)bort, R)etry, U)se the Force
COMMAND.COM NOT FOUND!  USING REALLYREALLYBIGBOOBOO.COM
COMMAND.COM is dead!  Long Live 4DOS!
COMMAND.COM not found! Promote LTCMDR.COM? &lt;Y/n&gt;
COMMAND.COM not found! Promote LtCmdr.COM ??
COMMAND.COM not found, Promote LtCOMMANDER.COM? (Y/N)
COMMAND.COM not found.  Activating random interrupts.
COMMAND.COM not found.  Promote LTCMDR.COM (Y/N)?
COMMAND.COM not found. Running NONSENSE.COM. Ufdsk (Q/L)?
COMMAND.COM not found. System haulted
COMMAND.COM not found... replace with 4DOS.COM? &lt;Y/N&gt;
COMMAND.COM not loaded.  System halted due to sobriety.
COMMAND.com will not respond...System Query: promote Lt-Cmdr.com?
COMMAND:  A suggestion made to a computer.
COMMANDO'S do it for the insertion.
COMMENSURATE WITH EXPERIENCE: Minimum wage.
COMMITTEE:  A life-form with several mouths but no brain.
COMMO -- lean, mean, communicating machine
COMMO, COMMO, COM doobie do down down...
COMMODITIES TRADERS do it in the pits
COMMODORE: - (C)ompany f(o)r Ra(m)sch (m)ismanagement and (o)bscure (d)evices (o)f Compute(r)  (e)quipment
COMMODORE: - Come On Make My Ordinary Day Once Really Exciting!
COMMODORE: - Company Of Maximal Mismanagement, Offering Devices Of Rubbish Equipment
COMMOPNS, the {COMMO} sidekick!
COMMS is like black magic, just harder.
COMMUNICATION:Telephone, Television & TELL A WOMAN.
COMMUNICATIONS ENGINEERS do it 'til it Hertz
COMMUNICATIONS FAILURE: Error Code 123 - Incompetent Typist
COMMUNICATORS do it long distance.
COMMUNICATORS talk about it.
COMMUNISTS do it without class.
COMP-U-DATE listing by Chthulu: Female Vergin.
COMPLAINTS &gt; NUL
COMPLETELY OUT TO LUNCH, DUDE
COMPLEXITY FREAKS do it with minimum space.
COMPOSERS do it by numbers.
COMPOSERS do it with a quill and a staff
COMPOSERS do it with entire orchestras.
COMPOSERS leave it unfinished.
COMPOST: A heap of goodness for your garden.
COMPU$ERVE = NAZI censorship
COMPULSIVE GOLFER:  A crackputt
COMPUTER - A highly addictive device.
COMPUTER - End Program Clinton Administration
COMPUTER CLUB - A bat used to
CUM LAUDE: (v) How students in southern universities call dogs named "Laude".
California is the land of earthquakes and suntans or 'shake and bake'.
Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant' is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist' .
Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant' is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist' .
Can you wait until Bill Clinton sells Viagra to war veterans that survived the Kosovo not a war?
Can you wait until Bill Clinton sells Viagra to war veterans that survived the Kosovo not a war?
Capture the Heart
Carbon Capture: Making Earth suitable for dinosaurs by burning their remains even faster.
Carbon Capture: Making Earth suitable for dinosaurs by burning their remains even faster.
Catholic mathematicians practice birth control using the Logarhythm method. 
Cats do not take punishment lightly. You will pay to punish a cat.
Cats do not take punishment lightly. You will pay to punish a cat.
Cats like to literally get high.
Cats like to literally get high.
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right!  --Oprah Winfrey
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right!  --Oprah Winfrey
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right!  --Oprah Winfrey
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right!  --Oprah Winfrey
Children...best form of birth control there ever was
Chuck Norris has been dead for 10 years but, the Grim Weaper to afraid to tell him.
Chuck Norris has been dead for 10 years but, the Grim Weaper to afraid to tell him.
Clean your monitor, I can't see out!
Clean your monitor, I can't see out!
Clean your monitor, I can't see out!
Clean your monitor, I can't see out!
Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.
Clunkers need cash, bring it here or throw it away!
Clunkers need cash, bring it here or throw it away!
Coffee: Aqueous extract of burnt beans.
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.  --William James
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.  --William James
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.  --William James
Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in  darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music !!!
Computer message: I'll Kill You! please press any key to continue
Computer message: I'll Kill You! please press any key to continue
Computer message: I'll Kill You! please press any key to continue
Condoleezza Rice insists the coalition is still intact. But you know Condi -- Bush could walk into the Oval Office naked and she'd say, 'Nice tie.'  --Bill Maher
Congratulations! You've just won a trip to Los Angeles, and if you believe that, then we hope you're farming mushrooms, because we've got a more expensiv line of manure to sell you.
Consuming fire and healing and wholeness
Corruption: Don't give; Don't take
Cynicism sucks, just like everything else does.
Cynicism sucks, just like everything else does.
Cynicism sucks, just like everything else does.
Cynicism sucks, just like everything else does.
Cynicism sucks, just like everything else does.
carpenters are always on the level
celebrating feminity
celebrating feminity
celebrating feminity
celebrating feminity
celebrating feminity
COMPUTER DEPARTMENT - mistake$ made whyle you waite.
COMPUTER ENGINEERS do it with minimum delay
COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just can't stop. 
COMPUTER LITERACY? You mean my computer can READ?!
COMPUTER MUSIC - The burst of silence when you switch off
COMPUTER NERDS just simulate it.
COMPUTER ONE BBS....Always free internet E-MAIL
COMPUTER OPERATORS do it upon mount requests.
COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their software
COMPUTER OPERATORS peek before they poke.
COMPUTER POLICE LINE***DO NOT CROSS**COMPUTER POLICE LINE
COMPUTER PROGRAM FOR SALE - Some Assembly Required
COMPUTER PROGRAM: a way of turning data into error msgs
COMPUTER PROGRAMMER WANTED  -- Some Assembly Required
COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS do it bit by bit.
COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS do it interactively
COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS do it logically
COMPUTER RELATED LITERATURE:  As you like it [W. Shakespeare]
COMPUTER RELATED LITERATURE:  Green Eggs and HAM [Dr. Suess]
COMPUTER RELATED LITERATURE:  Howard`s Wend [E.M. Forster]
COMPUTER RELATED LITERATURE:  ROM at the Top [J. Braine]
COMPUTER RELATED LITERATURE:  TOS of the D`Urbervilles [T. Hardy]
COMPUTER RELATED LITERATURE:  The Charge of the Lightgun Brigade
COMPUTER RELATED LITERATURE:  The Fourth Protocol [F. Forsyth]
COMPUTER RELATED LITERATURE:  The Hobbit [JRR Tolkien]
COMPUTER RELATED LITERATURE:  The Prints [Machiavelli]
COMPUTER SCIENCE students do it with hard drives.
COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it on command
COMPUTER SCIENTISTS simulate doing it
COMPUTER SUICIDE: Let len(walk)  len(pier)
COMPUTER+MODEM = Reach out and Type to the WORLD today!
COMPUTER.COM installed.  SEXLIFE.EXE removed from memory.
COMPUTER: (noun) an altar upon which virgin programs are sacrificed.
COMPUTER: A Woman's best friend!  Much better than a MAN!
COMPUTER: I say I'm committed-My SHRINK says I should be!
COMPUTER: I say I'm committed-my SHRINK says I'm ADDICTED
COMPUTER: Run Troi naked workout program #1.
COMPUTER: Something to pass the time when a hockey game isn't on.
COMPUTER: n. A box that you can never completely fill with money.
COMPUTERESE...ain't automation GREAT!
COMPUTERFIRM NYMPHOMANIAC: Hot Apple pie
COMPUTERMATE:  An Australian computer operator
COMPUTERS ARE UNRELIABLE,BUT HUMANS ARE EVEN MORE UNRELIABLE.
COMPUTERS do it in ASCII, except IBM's which use EBCDIC
COMPUTERS forget everything they know the instant you turn them off.
COMPUTERS store words on disks never made any sense and it never will.
COMPUTERS think the world can be reduced to strings of ones and zeros.
COMPUTERS:  Electronic bulletin boards never have enough thumbtacks.
COMPUTERS:  God's way of telling you that you're not confused enough.
COMPUTERS:  How can you respect any machine controlled by a mouse?
COMPUTERS:  Instruction manuals are written by illiterate sadists.
COMPUTERS:  It hurts your back to sit in front of one for a long time.
COMPUTERS:  Our grandparents never had them, & they got along just fine.
COMPUTERS:  Printer ribbons have to be replaced too frequently.
COMPUTERS:  They become obsolete five minutes after you leave the store.
COMPUTERS:  They don't do anything the average person needs.
COMPUTERS:  They have three-pronged plugs, & it's a two-pronged world.
COMPUTERS:  You can't fix 'em by whacking them a few times with a hammer
COMPUTERS: Yep, I think that's when my brains got fried!
CON is the opposite of PRO - i.e. Congress and Progress
CON: Call Operator Now
CONCER  Musicians do it in front of an audience.
CONCLUSION:  The place where you get tired of thinking.
CONCLUSION: It's when somebody gets tired of thinking
CONCLUSION: The place where you get tired of thinking.
CONCLUSION: Where somebody got tired of thinking.
CONCORDE: Goes twice as fast as a bullet, and you get smoked salmon.
CONDOM......................Apartment complex for yuppies
CONDOM..Apartment complex for yuppies
CONDOM.COM not found. Date terminated
CONDOM.SYS not found! NO BARRIER
CONDOMINIUM: Raw material used for making prophylactics.
CONDUCTORS do it rhythmically
CONDUCTORS do it with 12 to 16-inch sticks.
CONDUCTORS do it with the orchestras
CONDUCTORS wave it up and down.
CONFECTIONERS do it sweetly
CONFERENCE-Organized way of postponing a decision.
CONFESS! YER A FEMALE! CONFESS I SAY! - Hodge Podge
CONFIG.EXE = pain in the behind
CONFIG.EXE = pain in the butt
CONFIG.SYS:  when your female sibling is able to eat dried fruit
CONFIRMED TAGLINE ADDICT: I even steal my OWN taglines!
CONFLICT:  Reading mail packets or doing the housework?
CONFLICT: Answering the E-mail vs Doing the housework.
CONFLICT: Reading mail packets or doing the housework?
CONFUCIOUS SAY: All men eat, but Fu Manchu
CONFUCIOUS SAY: America good place to put chinese restaurant
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Bread that is cast upon water gets soggy and sinks
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Confucious say it take square ass to s**t a brick
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Confucious say: I didn't say that!!!
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Crowded elevator smells different to midget
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Fly which rests on toilet seat gets pissed off
CONFUCIOUS SAY: He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons
CONFUCIOUS SAY: He who fart in church sit in own pew
CONFUCIOUS SAY: He who let woman on top is f***ing up
CONFUCIOUS SAY: He who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key
CONFUCIOUS SAY: He who pull out to fast leave rubber behind
CONFUCIOUS SAY: He who refuses to listen is lying
CONFUCIOUS SAY: He who sniffs Coke, drowns
CONFUCIOUS SAY: He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man born in backseat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be  shiftless bastard
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have sh_tty time
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who eats photograph of his sire is soon spitting image of his  father
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who go to bed with a problem in hand wakes up in the morning with a solution in hand
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who have woman on ground have piece on earth
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who is jacking off into a peanut butter jar is f__king nuts
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who pick nose - head cave in
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who piss into strong wind gets wet
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who put cream in tart, not really a baker
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in woman's sink
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who stands on toilet is high on pot
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man with athletic finger make broad jump
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom
CONFUCIOUS SAY: People who make Confucious joke speak bad English
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Rape is impossible. Lady run much faster with dress up than man with pants down!
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Secretary not part of furniture until screwed on desk
CONFUCIOUS SAY: She who rides bike peddles ass all over town
CONFUCIOUS SAY: To make egg roll, push it
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Wash your face in the morning, neck at night
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Woman who fly upside down have hairy crackup
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Woman who put chicken and peas in soup, very unhygienic
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-house
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy
CONFUCIUS SAY: A man with hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts
CONFUCIUS SAY: Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard
CONFUCIUS SAY: Baby ill-conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard
CONFUCIUS SAY: Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!
CONFUCIUS SAY: Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk
CONFUCIUS SAY: Better to be pissed off than pissed on
CONFUCIUS SAY: Bike don't run by itself, it too tired
CONFUCIUS SAY: Bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose
CONFUCIUS SAY: Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
CONFUCIUS SAY: Don't drink and park, accidents cause people
CONFUCIUS SAY: Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, smart man spread limb
CONFUCIUS SAY: Exotic dancer get appluase, call girl just get clap
CONFUCIUS SAY: Fly who sit on toilet rim get pissed off
CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl at bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit
CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl who douche with vinegar walk around with sour pussy
CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl who fly upside down have crack up
CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit
CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl who sit on brother-in-law's knee, make hard for sister
CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl who slides down banister nude gets splinters, by crackey!
CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl's best asset is her `lie'-ability
CONFUCIUS SAY: Girls should not marry basketball players--they dribble before they shoot
CONFUCIUS SAY: He who crosses ocean twice without washing is dirty double crosser
CONFUCIUS SAY: He who eat ice cream in car is a sundae driver
CONFUCIUS SAY: He who fishes in another man's well often catches crabs
CONFUCIUS SAY: He who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger
CONFUCIUS SAY: He who masturbate in front of cash register come into money
CONFUCIUS SAY: He who pass gas in church sit in own pew
CONFUCIUS SAY: He who stands on toilet seat is high on pot, and he who sniffs Coke drowns
CONFUCIUS SAY: It take a lot of balls to make a football team
CONFUCIUS SAY: It take square ass to s*** a brick
CONFUCIUS SAY: It's okay to meet girl in park, much better to park meat in girl!
CONFUCIUS SAY: Janitor who clean by day clean bidet today
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man that has sex with hole in ground has piece (peace) on earth
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man trapped in sewer eat s*** and die
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who argue with wife all day get no peace (piece) at night
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who fall in vat of molten optical glass make spectacle of self
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who finger girl having period may get caught red handed
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who fly upside-down have crack up
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who has woman on ground has peace (piece) on earth
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who jump through screen door likely to strain himself
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who jump through window screen, strain self
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who lose key to apartment not get new key
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new key
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who marries girl with no bust has right to feel low down
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who masturbate into cash register soon come into money
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who masturbate only screwing himself
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who put cock on stove have hot rod
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who put hand in pocket feels cocky all day
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who run behind car get exhausted
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who screw girl on hillside not on level
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who snatch kiss when young kiss snatch when old
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who suck nipples make clean breast of things
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man with hands in pockets feel cocky
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily a dentist
CONFUCIUS SAY: Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed
CONFUCIUS SAY: Never trust men with short legs, brains too near bottom
CONFUCIUS SAY: Okay for s*** to happen, will decompose
CONFUCIUS SAY: Pentecostal who pass out get laid in church
CONFUCIUS SAY: People who quote me are fools!
CONFUCIUS SAY: Put rooster in freezer to get stiff cock
CONFUCIUS SAY: Rape no good, woman run faster with dress up, than man can with  pants down
CONFUCIUS SAY: Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind
CONFUCIUS SAY: Small fly on top of big toilet, high on pot!
CONFUCIUS SAY: There no such thing as rape, woman run faster with skirt up than man with pants down
CONFUCIUS SAY: War not determine who's right, war determines who's left
CONFUCIUS SAY: When in doubt, whip it out
CONFUCIUS SAY: When lady say no, she mean maybe
CONFUCIUS SAY: When lady say no, she mean maybe; when lady say maybe, she mean  yes; when lady say yes, she no lady
CONFUCIUS SAY: When lady say yes, she no lady
CONFUCIUS SAY: While others are inside sitting down, you will be outstanding
CONFUCIUS SAY: Why do Chinese philosophers always try to Confucius?
CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who cook beans and peas in same pot not sanitary
CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make-believe ballroom
CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who not practice sex before marriage sentenced to an indeterminate length
CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who springs on springs this spring gets offspring next spring
CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!
CONFUSION ALERT!  CONFUSION ALERT!
CONFUSION:  7 blind lesbians in a fish market.
CONGRATULATION, n.  The civility of envy.
CONGRATULATIONS!  You may already be a whiner!
CONGREGATIONALISTS do it in groups
CONGRESS - transforming energy into solid waste.
CONGRESS VIRUS: Attaches itself to your cache. Cache deleted.
CONGRESS virus: overextends your Ram cache
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupt. Reboot WASHINGTON.DC?   &lt;Y&gt;es  &lt;N&gt;o
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted.  Reboot Washington, D.C.? (Y/N)
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Bill & Hillary (Y/n)?
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington (Y/N)?
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Reformat WASH.DC &lt;Y/Y&gt;?
CONGRESS.SYS Error. Cannot recover ECONOMY.USA
CONGRESS.SYS corrupt. Re-boot Washington.DC?
CONGRESS.SYS corrupt.***  Reset Washinton D.C.? (y/n)
CONGRESS.SYS corrupt: &lt;I&gt;nvestigate, &lt;R&gt;eelect, &lt;A&gt;pathy?
CONGRESS.SYS corrupted! reformat WASH.DC &lt;Y/Y&gt;?
CONGRESS.SYS corrupted, load LIBERTRN.SYS (y/n/a)?
CONGRESS.SYS corrupted. NEWT virus found. GOVT.EXE halted
CONGRESS.SYS corrupted. Re-boot Washington?(Y/N)[Y]&gt;
CONGRESS.SYS corrupted; Re-Format WASH_DC (Y/N)?
CONGRESS.USA file corrupt.  (A)bolish (R)eform (F)log
CONGRESS: A group of people soon to be out of work.
CONGRESS: How can we justify a raise w/out increasing tax
CONGRESS: If we increase taxes, we can justify a raise!
CONGRESS: If we make more people poor, we can raise taxes.
CONGRESSIONAL ANTHEM:   MOE MONEY, MOE MONEY, MOE MONEY.
CONGRESSMAN:  Someone well-paid to vote
CONGRESSMEN do it in the House
CONNECT 110?!?  Help!  I'm in  s l o w   m o t i o n ! !
CONNECT 110?!? Help! I'm in s l  o  w    m   o   t   i   o   n   !!
CONNECT 110?!? Help! I'm in s l o w  m o t i o n !!
CONNECT 1200  !@#$%&&!@$%  NO CARRIER
CONNECT 1200/ARQ/LAPM/V42BIS/WHATSTHEPOINT?
CONNECT 14400 ARQ/ OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK
CONNECT 14400/ARQ Press ESC twice to enter BBS
CONNECT 230400/ARQ/V32/LAPM/V42BIS/WHEEEE
CONNECT 2400 ARQ V.34
CONNECT 3.23/DRQ/MNP
CONNECT 300  (A)bort (R)etry (S)uicide ?
CONNECT 300  VerySmartModem(V42bis) when I feel like it
CONNECT 300...   Connect 300?!?!?! #$^# NO CARRIER
CONNECT 300...300!!! #$^# NO CARRIER
CONNECT 33600/ARQ/V34/LAPM/V42bis - Coming soon on a USR near you
CONNECT 9600  ^&*$^&*^&*)HN# $!$#??     NO CARRIER
CONNECT 9600 : Assimilating C:, Resistance is futile.
CONNECT 9600 volts....pouf...Oups!..OOOoouuuuaaa %$&!#
CONNECT 9600/REL
CONNECT INFINITE/V948934832923854/COMPRESSION: ULTRA/FIBEROPTIC/ISDN/ADSL/LASER/ATOMIC/NUCLEARMODEM/WHATNEXT?
CONNECT ISDN/DCC...OOOUUUCCCHHH!!!   TTTOOO   FFFAAASSSTTT!!!
CONNECT ISDN/DCC...OOOUUUCCCHHH!!!   TTTOOO   FFFAAASSSTTT!!!
CONSCIENCE:  keeps more people awake than coffee.
CONSCIOUSNESS - That annoying time between naps.
CONSERVATIVE CREATIONS - (407) 768-9936 - VOICE OR FAX
CONSERVATIVE CREATIONS - Custom, 1 of a kind gifts - (407
CONSERVATIVE CREATIONS - Customized printing with no mini
CONSERVATIVE CREATIONS - VOICE (407) 768-9936 FAX (407) 7
CONSERVATIVES do it right
CONST TRUE= -1: IF LOVE.QBASIC = TRUE THEN CALL Honk (Length%, Volume%)
CONST TRUE=1: IF LOVE.QBASIC=TRUE THEN CALL Honk (BASIC$,TRUE)
CONSTIPATION - To have and to hold.
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS do it higher
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation.   
CONSULTANT(n): unemployed practitioner
CONSULTANT(n): unemployed practitioner &lt;G&gt;
CONSULTANT: A jobless person who shows executives how to work
CONSULTANT: Knows 186 ways to make love....and no women!
CONSULTANT: Person who makes good on salesman's promises!
CONSULTANTS tell other how to do it.
CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST(n):A roll in bed with honey.
CONTORT.COM not found:  hit Ctrl-Alt-Home-Enter-Del-Q-F8-NumLock
CONTORTION.COM not found - CTRL-ALT-HOME-ENTER-Q-M-F1 to continue.
CONTORTION.COM not found:  CTRL-ALT-HOME-ENTER-F8-N-NUMLCK to continue.
CONTORTION.EXE not found -- CTRL-ALT-HOME-ENTER-Q-M-F1 to continue. Calm
CONTORTIONIST: Someone who can always make both ends meet
CONTRABASS CLARINETS go deeper.
CONTRACEPTIVES: Items to use on every conceivable occasion
CONTRITE: The lament of an illiterate person.
CONTROL CHARACTERS : Security guards at a punk rock concert.
CONTROLNAME = CAM-MAIL
CONgress (n) - Opposite of PROgress
CONgress is the opposite of PROgress (NO KIDDING)
CONgress.  The opposite of PROgress!
CONgress: opposite of PROgress
COOK found - (B)urger King (M)cDonalds (T)aco Bell
COOKS do it with grease and a lot of heat.
COOKS do it with oil, sugar and salt
COOL HAND LUKE
COOL! THIS RULES! - Beavis and Butthead on Urotsukidoji
COOL! THIS RULES! --Beavis and Butthead on the Invid Invasion.
COOL!! THIS RULES! - Beavis and Butthead on Urotsuki Doji
COONEY, McGARVEY, LYNCH, HANEY and FAIR in Pennsylvania
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE!   Cookie Monster
COOPER.CON clogged stool, [F]lush [A]gain or [Q]uit?
COP - Citizen on Patrol
COP MOTTO:  If you drink and drive, we'll provide the chaser!
COP'S MOTTO: IN GOD WE TRUST, all others are checked through
COP's motto:  IN GOD WE TRUST, All others are checked through NCIC.
COP: Criminal On Payroll
COP: Proudest member of the BIGGEST street gang
COPIER REPAIRMEN do it with duplicity
COPPER NITRATE: Policemen's overtime salary.
COPS - an arresting program!
COPS do it arrestingly
COPS do it at gun-point
COPS do it by the book.
COPS do it with cuffs
COPS do it with electric rods
COPS do it with nightsticks
COPS have bigger guns.
COPS is filmed on location in a Winchells donut shop -- Crow
COPS is filmed on location twenty years ago
COPS was filmed on location in THIS guy's yard - Crow
COPULATION: Sex Between Consenting Police
COPY *.BAT C:\BELFRY
COPY A:\PAPA\*.DNA + B:\MAMA\*.DNA C:\BEBE.EXE
COPY C:\MOTHER.DNA + FATHER.DNA C:\NEW BABY.EXE
COPY CON:  The chief cause of .BAT files and .BAT file errors.
COPY EDITORS do it with style.
COPY PROTECTION like GUN CONTROL punishes only the honest
COPY TEXT BELOW INTO A WORD PROGRAM (NOTEPAD, WORDPAD,
COPY UNIVERSE::[GALAXY]EARTH.SOL HOLE::[BLACK]
COPYRIGHT:  To duplicate a disk without errors.
CORDUROY PILLOWS: THEY'RE MAKING HEADLINES!
CORELSCRIBBLE 3.0 - For When Accuracy Isn't Important
CORONER: A profession for which you have to take a stiff exam
COS: Copy Object code to Source file
COSMOLOGISTS do it with a Bang.
COSMOS.CFG file corrupted, Reboot universe? (Y/n)
COSMOS.DAT corrupted.  Reinitialize Universe?  Y/N
COUNT IT OFF....HAMMER
COUNTRY JOE McDONALD - I Felt Like I Was Fixin' to Die
COUNTY OFFICIALS TO TALK RUBBISH
COURSE IT'S MOBILE..IT HAS WHEELS DON'T IT!
COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
COURT: A place where confusion becomes more unsettled than before.
COURT: A place where they dispense with justice.
COW(n):machine to make grass palatable for humans.
COWARD!!  You call yourself a MAN?!  -Genma to Ranma
COWARDS need hostages. Klingons do not. - Worf
COWBOY UP
COWBOYS handle anything horny.
COWGIRLS like to ride bareback.
COWS do it in leather
COWS... &lt;devilish grin&gt;.
COWYHU: Come Out With Your Hands Up
CP ....  Math Problems?  Call 1-800- 10x(24+13)-(64-16)/
CP 2.00 #8 * Twisted mind?  No, just bent in several strategic places.
CP 2.00 [NR] * Real women don't deflate when you bite them.
CP 2.00 [NR]  A Christian does not own his wealth; he owes it
CP 2.00 [NR]  It's 04:00!  Do you know where I am dialin
CP 2.00 [NR]  Th-th-th-that's all, folks!
CP 2.00 [NR]  When your work SPEAKS for itself
CP MBI na ni deppart m'I  !pleH
CP [NR] * "If it screams, it's best not to eat it."
CP [NR] * (BEERWARE) If it works, buy yourself a beer!
CP [NR] * All Warranties Expire Upon Payment Of Invoice.
CP [NR] * Gravity is the chief culprit in airplane crashes
CP [NR] * Have you seen my mind? It wandered again.&lt;sigh&lt;
CP [NR] * I am become Vishnu, destroyer of taglines
CP [NR] * Klingon prompt: Strike any user when ready.
CP [NR] * New Mexico?  Sorry, we don't ship to foreign countries
CP%FKM: CPU \(em FlaKeout Mode
CP%WM: CPU \(em Weird Mode
CP/M &lt; Windows 3.1 &lt; DOS 5.0 &lt; DESQView &lt; UNIX
CP/M + IBM = 'Just about what we got NOW.'
CP/M - DOS - Windows - OS/2 - ? Just evolution!
CP/M -&gt; DOS -&gt; Windows -&gt; OS/2 -&gt; ? Just evolution!
CP/M Machines never die.. NEVER! DOS Machines die quicker.
CP/M simply says: "WIN?"
CP/M users can't remember when they did it last.
CP/M:  Program listing for `Look in the evening section.'
CP/M: Curry Pommes/Mayo
CP: Compliment Programmer
CPA - Certified Public Assassin.
CPA :  Fiscal Therapist
CPA son who could work only one hour before or two to three hours after meals
CPA stands for Constantly Proposing Audits.
CPAV Warning: (S)top (C)ontinue (B)urn infected disk
CPAV: Inferior virus detection package detected.  Delete (Y/n)?
CPB: Create Program Bug
CPCNet (f. Schneider CPC Computer) - Req.: EUMELINFO
CPE1704TKS  "The only winning move is not to play." - Joshua
CPE: Create Parity Error
CPM: Change Programmer's Mind
CPN: Call Programmer Names
CPO Spot: Chief PET Officer.
CPP: Crush Plotter Pen
CPPR: Crumple Printer Paper and Rip
CPR Instructors Do It with a Vertical Stroke!
CPR instructers do it with a vertical stroke
CPR?  Dammit I'm a doctor, not a... oh, okay
CPU (seepeeyou):  C3PO's mother
CPU - Baby talk way of telling your dog he or she missed the paper.
CPU - Random number generator
CPU MSG: OverHeat error, please stop E-mailing!
CPU Not Found: (A)bort (R)unaway (Z)x81 Emulation Mode
CPU Pickup Line: (p(, (What's your MHZ?)
CPU Pickup Line: (p(, (What's your MHZ?) CPU not found
CPU Pickup Line: Hey, What's your MHZ?
CPU not connected to the bus.
CPU not found
CPU not found ! Please buy one and plug it into the Socket!
CPU not found (I)gnore, (P)anik, (D)uke?
CPU not found (a)bort, (r)etry, (p)anic?
CPU not found - press  for emulation
CPU not found, returning to... to... to
CPU not found. Do your stuff yourself
CPU not found. Press F1 for software emulation
CPU not found. Running software emulation.
CPU time flies when you're having fun.
CPU to VIDEO:  "I'm just waiting for the bus."
CPU too tired to continue
CPU--Baby talk way of telling your dog he or she missed the paper.
CPU:  C-3PO's mother.
CPU:  Random number generator.
CPU:  The heart of the machine, which can be torn out.
CPU:  What you say to alert someone of a nearby skunk
CPU:  a juvenile way of telling your dog he missed the paper.
CPU: (n.) acronym for Central Purging Unit.
CPU: C-3PO's mother.
CPU: Makes brain farts visble.
CPU: Shhh! System Operator not present! Calling Eliza! Eliza, ..come in!
CQ CQ - A sign of Amateur Radio - the world's finest hobby!
CQ Contest de KB9QPM...QRZ?
CQ DE KB9QPM ... QRZ?
CQ MIR CQ MIR CQ MIR DE KB9QPM KB9QPM KN   :-&gt;
CQ, CQ, CQ the village Idiot. Hey! It's for you, @TOFIRST@
CRACK That's gonna hurt come winter! - Grampa
CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls.  
CRANK CALL!  CRANK CALL!
CRAPPLET: A badly written or profoundly useless Java applet
CRAPTIVA - The New PC From Im Becile Morons
CRASH! BOOM! CRACK! POW!  God, I love that wand!
CRASH:  Normal termination
CRASH:  Normal termination of a Micro$oft product
CRASH:  Normal termination.
CRASH: Continue Running After Stop or Halt
CRASH: Normal termination of Windows !
CRASH: What a programmer would love to do, for at 8 hours
CRAY Z: Crazy.
CRB: CRash and Burn
CRD: Confirm Rumor by Denial
CREAM OF THE RUSSIAN YOUTH by IBEN YANKINOFF
CREAMED CORN: The outcome of the Peas-Corn bout.
CREATIVITY ZONE: NO boredom.  Violaters will be toad.
CREDIT MANAGERS always collect.   
CRICKET: More boring than watching a 2400 BPS download.
CRIME CONTROL: Fire a warning shot into his HEART!
CRIME: Sheriff Asks For 13.7% Increase
CRIMINAL CONTROL! NOT GUN CONTROL!  NRA Membership (800)523-4NRA
CRIMINALS - GUNS = CRIMINALS    Any questions?
CRINGE!  Say no more! Well, okay....say some more
CRINGE! Kewl! Heh heh heh! It rocks! Huh huh! - Beavis
CRIPPLEWARE:  Pay the registration fee, or we'll break your legs!
CRIPPLEWARE:  Paya da fee, or wes breaka ya legs!
CRM: CReate Memory
CRM: Clear Random Memory
CRN: Compare to Random Number
CRN: Convert to Roman Numerals
CROCODILE ZONE
CRONYM: Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning.
CROSS COUNTRY RUNNERS do it in open fields.
CROSS pay for the BLUE CROSS?
CROSS*POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT CROSS*POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT
CROSS-WORD PLAYERS do it crossly
CROSSCOUNTRY RUNNERS do it in open fields
CROTCHET: A tritone with a bent prong - or
CROTCHET: An unpleasant illness that occurs after the Lai, if prolation is not used
CROTCHET: It's like knitting but it's faster
CROW: "AtttttenSHUN!!!! Prrrrrrrrrrresent CRAP!!!
CROW: "Follow me if you're flame-retardant!"
CRS ... my real SO!
CRS Online Subscriber
CRS...blazes the trail for all to follow!
CRS...more pleasure than a mortal can give!
CRS...something really good in "the big smoke" !
CRS:  Old Man's Disease (Can't Remember Stuff)!
CRTC - Creeps Ruining Television for Canadians
CRUISING:  19200bps modem and 0.5bps fingers!
CRUNCH!  "What're you doing, Worf!?"  "Studying Data-Comp
CRYONICISTS stay stiff longer.
CRYPT: reCuRsive encrYPt Tape
CRYPTOGRAPHERS do it secretly
CS111 STUDENTS do it in binary
CS111 STUDENTS do it with ORGs
CS111 STUDENTS do it with interspersed comments
CS111 students DO IT with interspersed comments.
CS111 students do it in binary.
CS111 students do it with ORGs.
CS111 students do it with interspersed comments.
CS: Crash System
CSA: Confederate States of America.
CSA: Confederate money is worth more than Federal Reserve Notes.
CSA: Davis for President, sounds good to me.
CSA: Hell no we didn't surrender, we took a hundred years to regroup!
CSA: Lee was right, Damn Yankees can't fight.
CSA: Of course the North won, they stoled Nevada's Silver!
CSA: Rebel and Proud of it!
CSA: Save your Conferate money boys, the south HAS rose again.
CSA: Tell me Mrs. Lincoln, did you enjoy the play
CSA: The Union soldiers are giving out Beads and Trinkets
CSA: The south didn't rape women in the North, but the North did South!
CSA: We don't care how you do it in the North!
CSD: Charge Surreptitiously to DOE
CSF: Charge to NSF
CSHOW.EXE:  The popular name for file SEEPORN.EXE.
CSI 1-800-742-0083 Call the rest,then call the BEST!
CSL: Curse and Swear Loudly
CSM sent a Rat-Boy to do a man's job. &lt;ap&gt;
CSN: Call Supervisor Names
CSNIO: Crash System on Next I/O
CSS: Crash Subsidiary Systems
CSU: Call Self Unconditional
CT Legislature: A Tagline? Are you SURE it's not taxable?
CTC a Machine with a Mission
CTDMR: Change Tape Density, Mid Record
CTHULHU CALLS and orders a large pizza with anchovies.
CTHULHU CALLS: "Hey mom, come pick me up at the mall!"
CTHULHU CALLS: And charges the call to Choronzon's #!
CTHULHU CALLS: And gets my answering machine
CTHULHU CALLS: and gets a busy signal at my house
CTHULHU CALLS: and orders a large pizza with anchovies...
CTHULHU IN '96! THE STARS ARE RIGHT!
CTHULHU SAVES! ...the bones, that is...
CTHULHU SAVES! for later when he's hungry
CTHULHU in '96! Why settle for the Lesser Evil!
CTHULHU, @F calling CTHULHU. He won't come
CTHULHU, David calling CTHULHU. He won't come.
CTHULHU, Wild Cherry calling CTHULHU. He won't come
CTHULU '96!   Vote for The Old Party, and they'll *END ALL* problems.
CTRL+ALT+DEL to continue...
CTRL-ALT-DEL  Your computer will get a boot outta this!!
CTRL-ALT-DEL means never having to say I'm sorry
CTRL-ALT-DEL thyself.
CTRL-ALT-DEL: a way of life.
CTRL-ALT-HOME-ENTER-F8-N-NUMLCK to continue.
CTRL-H gives you Sysop status!
CTT: Call Time and Temperature
CU                    See You
CU L8R: See You Later
CU in another byte or two
CU next time with another lesson ;)
CU: Convert to Unary
CU; See You
CUBANS do it with cigars.
CUC: Cheat Until Caught
CUCKOOS do it by proxy
CUESLIX - Pool players favorite cereal
CUL                   See You Later
CUL8R           See You Later - also CUL
CUL8R         See You Later It's kind of a play on words,
CUL8R; See You Later...
CUL8RALEG8R   See You Later, Al E Gator
CUL8er -  See you Later
CUL; See You Later
CULATR: See you Later.
CULT (n.) - The church up the street from yours.
CULT:  A system of religious worship
CUM..............................What you say to your dog
CUM..What you say to your dog
CUNNILINGUS......An Irish-American Country-Western singer
CUP?
CURATE(n):speed at which paint dries
CURRENT GAIN ............. most recent rise in one's stock
CURSE US AND CRUSH US, MY PRECIOUS IS LOST! - Gollum
CURSES the humans have found me out!
CURSOR - A hacker on his way home from the computer store
CURSOR:  What you become when you lose your REP packet.
CURSOR:  What you become when your system crashes.
CURSOR: An expert in four-letter words.
CURSOR: What you become when you lose you .REP packet.
CURSOR: What you become when your computer crashes
CURSOR: what you become when your system crashes
CURTAIL: What the dog wags.
CURVED UNIVERSE THEORY:  What goes around comes around!
CURZON took a blood oath. - Kira
CURmudgeon?  Why no, I'm a PUREBREDmudgeon!
CUSTER WORE ARROW SHIRTS!
CUSTOM TAGLINES, INTERNATIONAL. Donald Hipkiss, President
CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS DELIVERED - We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered
CUSTOMER SERVICE ACROSS THE COUNTRY       [Return it from most airports]
CUSTOMER: Why are these flies in my soup? WAITER: Because they cost lesser than oat bran
CUSTOMER: Why is this piece of pie all smashed up? WAITER: Well, sir, you said, Apple pie and step on it, so I did
CUTCO - The best damn cutlery around!
CV rullaa, muut sy| pullaa!
CV-59/CVW-6: You point it out, we'll take it out!
CVFL: ConVert Floating to Logical
CVFP: ConVert Fortran to Pascal
CVG: ConVert to Garbage
CVU: ConVert to Unary
CVW
CW Forever!  Talking with your hands is an art form.
CW and Morse Code are NOT obsolete!  Non-Progressive "hams" are!
CW&gt;0246: If it's not MS-DOS, it's C-R-R-R-A-P
CW, AM, FM, RTTY, SSB, TV, Packet, Amtor, Navtext, OSCAR... What's Next?
CW-=&lt;try these
CW-=&lt;try these.........
CW: let your fingers sing a song
CWAH: Create Woman And Hold
CWB: Carry With Borrow
CWDC: Cut Wires and Drop Core
CWG: Chase Wild Goose
CWGK: Compare Watt to Genghis Khan
CWIT: Compare Watt to Ivan the Terrible
CWM: Compare Watt to Mussolini
CWOM: Complement Write-Only Memory
CXVIII Law of Computing: With faster machines come slower software
CYA             Cover your a-- (ASCII?)
CYA....................Cover your a--
CYA; Cover Your A$$
CYBERSEX ... the safest sex going!
CYCLIC REDUNDANCY CHECK: Stocktaking at a Bike shop
CYCLIC REDUNDANCY CHECK; Taking Inventory at a Bike shop
CYCLIST: Der Peddallpushink Pilloken
CYCLONE: To ride a bike without company.
CYCLOPS - Here's Mud In Your Eye
CYL: See You Later
CYL; C you later.
CYN ,loohcS gnipyT xirdneH imiJ eht fo etaudarG
CYNIC: A man who knows the price of everything & the value of nothing.
CYNICS do it critically.
CZECH:  Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a stastny Novy Rok
CZZC: Convert Zone to Zip Code
C\DAMSEL.EXE crosslinked w/DISTRESS.COM--Rescue? (Y/N/Q)
C_L_I_N_T_O_N = Chicken Lickin' Idiot Now Taking Over Nation
C_L_I_N_T_O_N = Clinton Lies In Nine Times Outta Nine
C_L_I_N_T_O_N = Crazy Liberal Intent On Needlessly Trashing Our Nation
Ca&T, g*ET o@FF m^y kEyb!OArD
Caaan I like be a part of this group? Huh? Well? -Sherry Holley 8/96
Cab Calloway's Garden:  by Heidi Ho
Cab drivers are proof that practice does not make perfect
Cab drivers are proof that practice does not make perfect.  -- Howard Ogden
Cab hops a curb, wap!  You've had your last egg sandwich. - Kramer
Cab-over Pete with a reefer on, and a Jimmy haulin' hogs
Cab-over Pete with a reefer on, and a Jimmy haulin' hogs. C.W. McCall
Cabbage & Mayo: it's a good idea, *and* it's slaw.
Cabbage rolls and coffee, mmm mmm good!
Cabbage that wilt shall be the cole of the slaw.
Cabbage, n.: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head
Cabbage, n.: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Cabbage.         The fare you pay the taxi driver.
Cabbage:  The age of a taxi.
Cabbage:  The fare you pay the taxi driver.
Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as lar
Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as
Cabbage: A familiar vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head
Cabbage: A kitchen-garden vegetable as large as a man's head
Cabbage: The age of a taxi.
Cabbage: vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
Cabbie:  Migratory lifeform with a tropism for parties!
Cabinessence timely hello welcomes the time for a change
Cabinet Maker: The best Counter-Fitter in town.
Cabinicreep:  When closing one kitchen cabinet causes another to open.
Cable TV is not a right, nor a utility, it's a luxury.
Cable TV prayer:  "Dear God, please don't let it be Beast Master!"
Cable TV:  How can one little insulated wire bring so much happiness?
Cable is not a luxury, since many areas have poor TV reception
Cable is not a luxury, since many areas have poor TV reception. -- The mayor of Tucson, Arizona, 1989
Cable out! Let her go!
Cabnicreep - The structural condition in which the closing of one kitchen
Cabnicreep: Closing one kitchen cabinet opens another one
Cabnicreep: The closing of one kitchen cabinet causes another to open.
Caboose seems to be pulling the engine.
Cabs lined up at the Dallas airport  The yellow rows of taxis
Cacak, Cacak, sumadijski rokenrol, to je zivot moj i tvoj
Cache me if you can
Cache me if you can . . .
Cache me if you can.
Cache: A very expensive part of the memory system of a computer that no one is supposed to know is there
Caches to caches, DOS to DOS
Cackanje nosa je za neke jedini nacin da udju u sebe!
Caco-doodle-deamon cried the Arch-Rooster
Cactus - An overgrown pin cushion
Cadavers DO IT six feet under
Cadavers DO IT stiffly.
Cadavers DO IT under wraps
Cadavers DO IT with their eyes closed.
Cadavers for Algernon - Mike
Caddie - Carries the club of rich guys.
Caddy, hand me my +5 flaming vorpal sword of cold
Caddy, hand me my number 2 vorpal sword and my 1,000 wish ring.
Cadence:  When Everybody Hopes You're Going To Stop, But You Don't
Cadenza:  The Heroine In Monteverdi's Opera "Frottola"
Cadet @F. Better lower landing gear BEFORE we la..nd. crAAASH!
Cadet Babette: You...call...me...QUEEN!
Cadet Bullitt. Better lower landing gear BEFORE we la..nd. crAAASH!
Cadet! I asked you a question! - Picard
Cadet's Personal Log: I thought homework would be *extinct* by now
Cadillac BBS is coming back... Watch For It!
Caer Llion
Caerthe had an Earl, a Jarl, and a Graf.  They were a no 'count barony
Caesar is coming to inspect us, not marry us. - Henry to Frank
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris
Caesarean Section (n): A district in Rome
Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome
Caesarean Section.. A district in Rome.
Caesarian section -- district in Rome
Caeser. And Christ. They had them both. Kirk
Caf introuvable: (A)bandon, (R)eprise, (T)omber endormi
Cafateria Ladies on their off hours - Mike on wrestlers
Cafe Brazil  Where's the guac?
Cafe sign: Topless/Bottomless Dancers - All You Can Eat!
Cafeteria food
Cafeteria:  An eatery where the "catch of the day" is botulism.
Caffeine - the ultimate debugging tool
Caffeine Allocation Error: COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted.
Caffeine Binge:  That which is necessary to function normally.
Caffeine Free Diet Jolt Cola?  Is nothing sacred?!
Caffeine MaKe$ ++e WogLD Go POuND
Caffeine and Nicotine -- The Breakfast of Champions
Caffeine is not a drug, it's a vitamin !
Caffeine is not a drug, it's a vitamin!  Ask your sysop!
Caffeine is not a substitute for sheep
Caffeine is our friend.
Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin!
Caffeine keeps you up.  I died last week.  Go figure.
Caffeine makes the world go round.
Caffeine underflow (Brain dumped)
Caffeine'll KILL YA! - E. Nygma
Caffeine, Chocolate, Pizza, Fritos: THE 4 Food Groups.
Caffeine, n. - The poor person's cocaine
Caffeine...a BBSer's best friend!
Caffidget - To break up an emptied Styrofoam cup into 100
Caffidget - To break up an emptied Styrofoam cup into 100's of pieces.
Caffiend loose in the echo!
Caffiene Seek Error: (R)etry (M)ake Another Pot (D)rift Off Zzzzzzzz
Caffiene free!  8^S CAFFEINE FREE!  &^[ Boy am I sleepy
Caffine, Chocolate, Pizza, McDonalds: THE 4 Food Groups
Cage that snake then shake and bake
Cagney & Lacey, the Attractive Years - Mike
Cahn's Axiom:    When all else fails, read the instructions
Caigula in the Life & Times of Grizzly Adams - Mike/#605
Cain married his sister - Gen. 4:17
Cain rose up against Abel, his brother, and slew him.
Cain took "E", his wife, in the land of Nod, which became Kentucky.
Cain's wife's name was Nodacain.  Her mother-in-law was Novacain.
Caine ... I'm here to question all your answers.
Cairns, Scanner Capital of the world
Cairopractor - Egyptian bone manipulator
Cajun breakfast:  blackened toast
Cake is merely a vehicle for frosting.
Cakes 66 -- upside-down cakes 99
Cakes and wine are fine; faerie food has no calories.
Cakes: 66 cents    Upside Down Cakes: 99 cents
Cal Webster headbutts steel posts for fun.
Cal Webster sticks his tongue in rotating fan blades for fun.
Cal Webster thought drugs were fun `til he started studying pharmacy.
Cal Webster, Sycophant Extreme
Cal Webster, you are some piece of work!! Hoo Ha!!!
Cal doesn't like that idea
Cal is so old that his Social Security number is 4.
Cal just made one of my goofs into another tagline!-J. Hobbs
Cal may be certifiablely crazy! - Most Everyone :)
Cal's Delivery Service: Letter Bombs to Chrissy Di Martino, 30% off.
Cal's Delivery Service: Letter Bombs to Dennis McClune, 30% off
Cal's Tagcrafters: Taglines repaired for about $20.00!
Cal, I may be certifiablely crazy, - Don Horton
Cal, beam us a board! (2x4 drops from sky)
Cal, you are on the money again. - Michael Cosgrove
Cal, you can be weirder, but please don't be a stranger! :-)
Cal, you're playing the wrong message!
Cal: Granola State: remove the fruit & nuts, you still got flakes.
Calamity is the test of integrity.
Calcium Anthropology: The study of milkmen.
Calculate : When Clavin doesn't say his lines on time, in a play.
Calculates PI, the answer is 3! ... PENTIUM SLOGAN:  It's a
Calculating Z-axis force components has never been easier."
Calculation never made a hero
Calculus & alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink & derive
Calculus sobriety rule: Don't drink and derive
Calculus students do it by parts.
Calculus..... the agony and dx/dt
Calculus: The agony and dx/dc
Calf. Rasins Murdered! Cereal killer suspected,film at 11
Calgary weather:  There is a 25% chance of sun this year.
Calgon, take me away!
Calibrate Diversity!
Calif Raisins Murdered: Cereal Killer Suspected
Calif. is like motor oil, Quaker-State that is!
Calif: Burn and Shake, add Water and Slide.
California - Hmmmm... Why is everyone leaving?
California - The land of fruits and nuts.
California = Granola State: remove the fruit & nuts, you
California DOS 6.2:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)ail ?
California DOS:  Bogus and bummer command, dude.
California Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm..
California Institute of Treknology
California License Plate: [D'SLOB]
California License Plate: [LVE4LFE]
California License Plate: [TARDIS]
California Motorists Carefully Clean Up Condom Spill
California Raisin arrested - suspect in cereal killings!
California Raisins Murdered! Cereal Killer Sought.
California Raisins Murdered! Police suspect Cereal Killer.
California Raisins murdered - cereal killer suspected!
California Raisins murdered by Cereal Killer! Film at 11!
California Raisins murdered--Cereal killer sought!
California Raisins murdered-cereal killer suspected!
California Raisons found murdered.. Cereal Killer sought.
California Saga
California Tagline Lotto: .######.######.######. &lt;-Match three to win!
California Trek:   The Trouble with Trembles
California culture
California does have its faults.
California does indeed have its, ah, faults
California driving tip: To change lanes, signal with your .40S&W
California driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm.
California expressway
California foreplay: "Mom? Is Dad asleep yet?"
California has it's faults!
California has its faults and 650,000 hives of bees
California has its faults and beekeepers
California has its faults, but L.A. is a riot!
California has its faults.
California has its movie.  Truth is us into acid
California home of Liberals and earth quakes.
California is a big cookie, they said
California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be
California is a fine place to live, if you are an orange.
California is a great place to live...if you happen to be an orange.
California is a nice place to live - if you happen to be an orange
California is not perfect. It has its faults.
California is proud to be the home of the freeway. -- Ronald Reagan
California is so laid back they market ALWAYS there as SOMETIMES!
California makes the best wine - New York, the best whine.
California raisins missing--police fear cereal killer
California raisins murdered!
California raisins murdered! Cereal killer suspected.
California smog test: Can UCLA?
California will never slide into the ocean - Nevada sucks too much.
California! Summer in Toronto will fall on a Tuesday this year.
California's 4 seasons:  Mudslide, Earthquake, Wildfire and Riot.
California's 4 seasons: mudslide,earthquake,wildfire,riot
California's four seasons: Mudslide, Earthquake, Wildfire
California, California I'm coming home -- Mitchell
California, n. - A state not without its faults
California, operating at a 90 degree to reality
California, so little snow, so many flakes
California--I came, I saw, I tanned
California:  It is against state law to peel an orange in a hotel room.
California:  the only place under the sun where a guy can have a checking
California: It is against state law to peel an orange in a hotel room.
California: It's a misdemeanor to detain a homing pigeon.
California: Land of rays, quakes, and those damned Raisins.
California: Our state flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
California: The land of shake and bake
California: financing the study of *only* female prisoner health issues
California: land of rays, quakes, and those damned Raisins.
California: washed by Pacific, cleaned by Las Vegas.
California=Granola State: remove the fruit & nuts, you still got flake
California=granola (i.e. - fruits, nuts and flakes).
Californian sentence: You know like, I mean, wow
Californians are not without their faults
Californians do it laid back.
Californians welcome in Texas...Leave your money then leave the state!
Caligula in the Life & Times of Grizzly Adams
Caligula posted rules so high on the wall so none could comply
Call  a cop. Weller just stole Harold Bibik's "moose"tagline.
Call 01632-9600-0096-945-744-605-877-236-455 after 10PM and ask for Neil
Call 1 800 282-2882 for the truth about America!
Call 1 800 282-2882 for the truth about America!
Call 1-800-24-SAMPO for your 5 day demo copy of SAMPO.
Call 1-800-52-STERN For "CRUSIFIED BY THE FCC"!!!
Call 1-800-Astarte for all your in-home Goddess needs.
Call 1-800-FOR-TRUTH with your Modem in redial
Call 1-800-GET-COKE For More information. Always Coca-Cola.
Call 1-800-HEARING for free information
Call 1-800-HEARING for free information on deafness
Call 1-800-HEARING for free information.
Call 1-900-SX-CHANGE and ask for Lorena.
Call 1-900-TAG-LINE for the current taglines.
Call 1-900-TAGLINE for information
Call 1-900-TAGLINE.  New tags daily.  Only $3.95 per minute
Call 1-900-Tagline for the current tagline
Call 1-900-new-meal/New recipes daily/Only $3.95 per minute.
Call 10 666. Save 10% on Eternal Punishment
Call 911 and make a Firefighter come.
Call 911! There is a multi-cliche pileup on the Information Highway...
Call 911, I've been hit by a bus on the information super highway.
Call 911.  $3.00 first minute, $1.00 each additional minu
Call 976-911 for an emergency sex talk!
Call Alice, when she was just small.Jefferson Airplane
Call Avogardo 6.02 x 10^23
Call B.A.R.F. Construction and we'll throw it up!
Call B.D.C. for all your computer needs 310/864-5685
Call Back Tommorow? What if there is NO tommorow?
Call Ballistics. Tell 'em to bring the really big tweezers. -Nash
Call Barf Construction, and we'll throw it up!
Call Bill Clinton's tax infoline.  1-900-SCR-EWME.  $100.00/min.
Call Clinton's tax infoline...1-900-SCR-EWME $100.00 min, $75.00 each
Call Clinton--- we need another war/police action/money spinner?
Call EPA-Liberalism is Toxic Waste
Call Engineering and have Sick Bay systems put on priority McCoy
Call GET-BALL (438-2255) the CSA tennis hotline - IT'S HOT!!
Call Hooked On Phonics - Tell 'em Dan Quayle sent you
Call Kentucky Fried Chicken and ask "Do you have extra crispy breasts?"
Call Lore for all of your Data conversion needs!
Call Mr. Scott to the bridge. Kirk
Call Psychic Friends today, throw some money away!
Call ROBO Rooter, that's the name, and away go
Call Roto-Reuter for all your tagline drainage problems
Call Rush Limbaugh at 1-800-282-2882 from noon `til 3 pm (Eastern).
Call SWC daily for your USDA minimum of b minute
Call SWC daily for your USDA minimum of baloney!
Call THE POTY LINE (When you get the bill, you'll s**t)
Call THE source for Hero info...The Checkered Demon BBS!
Call The Author.  Don't Bother With The Docs!
Call The Bates Motel BBS: 1-800-BIG-NIFE
Call Vampyre Kingdom BBS 4o4.294.5o83
Call Waiting - great if you have two friends
Call Waiting may cause your security level to drop!
Call Waiting: A way to insult 2 people at the same time!
Call XXX-XXX-XXX and find out!
Call Yakko's World BBS! (1-800-WTR-TOWR)
Call Zultan?  No, I just crinkle a MtG Booster Pack
Call a Witch Doctor.  I'm a sick Witch
Call a cat and it says "Put it in writing and I'll get back to ya."
Call a cop. Weller just stole Harold Bibik's "moose" tagline!
Call a witch doctor!  My witch is sick.
Call a witch doctor! This witch is very very sick!
Call again tomorrow.                             - Picard
Call again tomorrow. - Picard
Call an ambulance! The explosion ignited Mr. Dallas' chest hair!
Call and talk to your parents today; some people wish they could
Call before digging.  Driver does not carry cash
Call cry for the redheads
Call for Oliver Clothseoff! - Moe
Call for Oliver Kloushoff. - Moe
Call for the captain ashore, I wanna go home.
Call for the police, an ambulance & a pizza.  See which arrives first.
Call gun control what it really is:  Victim Disarmament!
Call her green and the winters cannot fade her
Call her something that rhymes w/bitch - Gypsy
Call in for a good time
Call in, tune up, turn out, hang up.
Call it 'Plomeek Soup a la Neelix'
Call it a "SPORT" only after BAMBI shoots back!
Call it a Hoozit from the dimension Hoo. - Skeeve
Call it a hunch - Quasimodo.
Call it a hunch. Quasimoto
Call it a program.  They'll never realize that it's a magic spell.
Call it hell, call it heaven
Call me Charley... no... call me Fred... no... call me Bubba.
Call me DOC, if you need some medical aid
Call me Dottie and you die. - Dot
Call me Dotty and you die. - Dot Warner
Call me Dotty, and you DIE! - Dot
Call me Ishmael, Todd Ishmael - Tom
Call me Ishmael.  I won't ANSWER, but
Call me Ishmael.  Todd Ishmael. -- Tom Servo
Call me Ishmael. &lt;H Melville, Moby Dick&gt;
Call me Ishmael. I won't ANSWER, but ...
Call me Ishmael. I won't ANSWER, but ... Calm down
Call me Ishmichalek.  (local joke)
Call me Ismael. I won't answer but
Call me Master Po, cause I'm a po excuse for a Kung Fu master.  RWK
Call me Moby. Let me tell you what REALLY happened.
Call me No. 9
Call me RS-232, I'm a serial killer.
Call me Shadowchaser if it makes you feel more comfortable. - Amy
Call me a cab, Tom hacked
Call me a cab, said Tom hackly.
Call me a lush  by Nita Belt
Call me anything but late to supper
Call me anything you want, but not a liar
Call me anything you want, just use enough respect
Call me anything, but don't call me late for dinner.
Call me anything, but don't call me late for foreplay. - Goldust
Call me apathetic - I don't care..!
Call me as soon as your ready. - Sisko
Call me back so I can hang up on you!
Call me back when you get your FAX straight
Call me by the nickname I had in school. What, bonehead? --Lister.
Call me crazy but I can live without ICONS.
Call me if you don't get this message.
Call me if you need my phone number!
Call me insane 1 more time & I'll sic my redheaded girlfriend on you!!!
Call me insane once more and I'll eat your other eye!
Call me insane one more time and I'"Never get engaged." - Date(?)    "You're ENGAGED?" - Jerry Seinfeld
Call me insane one more time and I'll eat your other eye!!
Call me mad, will you?   You'll see!   You'll *ALL* see!!
Call me now *ringie*dingie*.. Hello?
Call me now...  &lt;*ringie*dingie*&gt;.. "Hello?"
Call me pathetic, call me what you will
Call me schizo. . .but I'll always have each other.
Call me touchy again, and I'll break your arm
Call me what you will but listen to my words. - Amara Windcrusher
Call me when the sky ACTUALLY starts to fall.
Call me when you get a clue!
Call me, we'll do cakes and wine
Call my Cat? Nope - I just run the Can Opener.
Call my agent. Get me outta this film! -Tom on phone call
Call my cat?  No, I just run the can opener.
Call my cat?!  [hehehe]  No, I just run the can opener
Call no man foe but never love a stranger. - Stella Benson
Call now & receive your FREE Belching Dragon Coloring Book!!!
Call now - Sport Pages is open 24h!
Call now with your pledge and get this neat tote-bag! -- Crow
Call of the Borg, Jack London
Call on God, but row away from the rocks -- Indian proverb
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
Call our S&M Hotline at 1-900-BOB-BITT today.
Call out the vice squad!  Someone's mounting a disk drive!
Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't. --Marvin
Call the Bates Motel BBS -- 1 800 BIG-NIFE
Call the Center for Abused Taglines
Call the Center for Abused recipes
Call the Conservative Hot Line: 1-976-TRICKLE.
Call the Corp! Psi Cop
Call the Liberal Hot Line - 1-900-WEL-FARE ($10 per min)
Call the Liberal Hot Line: 1-900-TAX-MORE ($100 per minute)
Call the Liberal Hot Line: 1-976-WEL-FARE ($10 per min)
Call the Men of Science.
Call the Odyssey BBS (I am cosysop there) 813/531-6723,,,11
Call the Tonya Harding hotline 1-900-#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*
Call the Vice Squad! Someone's mounting a Disk Drive!
Call the cable company - Crow on rocket's video reception
Call the church police!
Call the church police!    &gt;*THE CHURCH POLICE!!!!*&lt;
Call the cops, the fire dept., & the pizza place.  Who arrives first?
Call the cops. Call an ambulance. Call for pizza. Which comes first?
Call the hotel porter, there's a frog in my bidet.
Call the narcotics squad, 175 pounds of dope just walked in!
Call the nearest WC, Robert's Home Board2062754364
Call the police! Stolen Tagline sighted!!
Call the police! Tagline thief detected!
Call the police. They always know where I am.
Call the vet! My cat just ate my mouse.
Call the vice squad! Someone's mounting a disk drive volume!
Call them ENVIRON--ISTS...there's no MENTAL involved!
Call them auditors. Auditors of reality
Call this number for illiteracy:  555-READ
Call this whole thing off while there is still time! - Sheriaden.
Call waiting -- great if you only have two friends
Call waiting is great if you have two friends!
Call waiting is useful if you have as many as two friends
Call waiting, great if you have only two friends.
Call waiting: Windows for your telephone.
Call waiting: how to insult two people at the same time!
Call waiting? Great--if you actually have two friends
Call your Father today. I wish I still COULD!
Call your ex-wife "Baby."
Call your mother.
Call your mother. - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Call-waiting is indeed the ULTIMATE line noise!
Callahan was one of these fellas who was Irish through and
Called hard to get by it's real name
Called in sick so many times, Today I'll call in Dead
Caller ID and non-published phone numbers don't mix!
Callete Y manga sus bizcocos!
Callimachus: A big book is a big evil
Calling ALL Ansi-Phreaks!  Come out, come out!
Calling ATT
Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard
Calling J-Man Kink.  Calling J-Man Kink.  Hash missile sighted, target Los Angeles.  Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept
Calling Jennie Fair = Makes you excited
Calling Jennie Hot = Energizes you
Calling Jennie Sexy = Extra Users Fight
Calling Jennie Star = a cute message
Calling Powdered Toast Man! Come in! Please respond!
Calling Powdered Toast Man... Calling Powdered Toast Man
Calling Rush Limbaugh stupid is an insult to stupid people.
Calling a PCBored makes for a Maalox Moment!
Calling a person a runner-up is a polite way of saying they lost
Calling at 300 baud is futile ~ Borg
Calling at the highest speed for me right NOW!
Calling for complex blends of reverse psychology and extr
Calling for complex blends of reverse psychology and extreme violence.
Calling from Birsfelden, Switzerland
Calling from N.W. Wisconsin
Calling from outer space
Calling her stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Calling him a pea brain would be an undeserved compliment.
Calling him stupid is an insult to stupid people.
Calling me Dotty is futile. - Dot Warner of Borg
Calling me wrong does not make you right.
Calling my Dotty is futile. - Dot Warner of Borg
Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people! -- Wanda, "A Fish Called Wanda"
Calling your bluff since 1967
Calls back the lovely April of her prime. &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
Calls back the lovely tagline of her prime. --Tagspeare
Cally."Is there no end to this?," Tom asked finally
Calm Down Girlie, You'll Scare Away The Fish - Wilbur.
Calm Down!  It's only ones and zeros!
Calm down -- it's only ones and zeros.
Calm down guys!  It was just a joke!
Calm down!  It's only zeros and ones
Calm down, Ensign.  Exactly WHICH button did you push?
Calm down, Syndi Rose.  You'll get your earring in a twist. |-)
Calm down, Ted Bragg.  You'll get your earring in a twist. |-)
Calm down, Tim Edwards.  You'll get your earring in a twist. |"^)
Calm down, give me the pun
Calm down, it's only ones and zeroes
Calm down, or I'm putting the seat back
Calm down--It's only ones and zeroes.
Calm down; give me the gun
Calm down; give me the nun. - Jalapeno
Calm down; have some dip.
Calm waters do not mean the crocodile is not present.
Calm waters often conceal sharks.
Calm your dogs? - Crow
Calorie:  a unit of measure for how good food tastes.   Garfield
Calories don't count, they just accumulate!
Calories don't count; they multiply
Calories removed electronically upon request!!
Calories that no one sees you eating don't count
Calrissian, take the princess and the Wookie to my ship
Caltitude:  Height cat's back can arch to meet the hand stroking it
CalvaDOS - Absturz(sicher) dank 40%
Calvert DeForest is a personal friend of mine.
Calvin & Hobbes Tags!
Calvin & hobbes rules!
Calvin = Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin Coolidge Jeans - Crow
Calvin Coolidge looks as if he had been weaned on a pickle.
Calvin Coolidge looks as if he had been weaned on a pickle.  -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont. -- Clarence Darrow
Calvin Coolidge, Referee - Crow
Calvin Do we understand each other ? Maybe altogether too well - Calvin
Calvin and Hobbes for President!!!
Calvin and Hobbes rules!
Calvin arriving in turbo chute 4.  Clear receiving pad.
Calvin on STV:  It's a loathesome bat-webbed booger being.
Calvin suddenly realizes the world has no Hue, Value, or Chroma!
Calvin you stinkhead: I told you not to read this. - Susie's note
Calvin!! Get back here and get all those dead bugs out of my shampoo!
Calvin's Dad: I think we'd better get that kid to a psychologist
Calvin's Dad: Well, that's the end of chapter one.  We'll stop here
Calvin's Doctor: Nothing like a little virus to take the edge off a kid
Calvin's Mom: Calvin, we will not have an anatomically correct snowman.
Calvin's Mom: Okay, what did your dad tell you this time?
Calvin's room: Enter & Die
Calvin, I want you to take this note to Miss Zarves for me. - Mrs. Jewls
Calvin, do U know what state u're living in? Denial. I can believe it.
Calvin, do you have any friends at all? - Susie
Calvin, if you're bored I'll find something for you to do.
Calvin, we will not have an anatomically correct snowman
Calvin, we will not have an anatomically correct snowman - Calvin's mom
Calvin, we will not have an anatomically correct snowman.
Calvin, you baloney brain - Susie
Calvin: "Ahh... the perfect slushball!"
Calvin: "Any game without 'hits' is a sissy game."
Calvin: "Bad news, I promised my soul to the devil today."
Calvin: "DO YOU WANT ME TO BECOME AN ATHEIST?"
Calvin: "Did you notice the part about my allowance?"
Calvin: "I can't believe this moronic sport is our national pastime."
Calvin: "I don't believe in ethics anymore."
Calvin: "I don't want to watch anything that has a moral."
Calvin: "I guess I'm a child progeny."    Hobbes: "Most children are."
Calvin: "I hate everybody."
Calvin: "I think it's high time the world changed to suit *me*!"
Calvin: "I think the bases are too darn far apart."
Calvin: "I wish people were more like animals."
Calvin: "If I'm not a wimp, why take the path of least resistance?"
Calvin: "If like was like that, what'd we watch on TV?"
Calvin: "Let's go outside. . . mom's getting that look."
Calvin: "My dreams are getting way too literal."
Calvin: "My eyeball fell out. Help me look for it."
Calvin: "Of course, some animals get on your nerves. . ."
Calvin: "Oh boy, here comes Susie. . ."
Calvin: "Our hero sets his death ray blaster. . . ."
Calvin: "Santa's gonna skip this block for years."
Calvin: "Shut up."
Calvin: "They can't stand my genius."
Calvin: "We superpowers have it tough."
Calvin: "You're in trouble *now*, Hobbes! Heh heh heh!"
Calvin: 'Waste and want,' that's *my* motto
Calvin: A red spaceship on the monitor, your vileness.
Calvin: AGH!  A SNOW SNAKE'S GOT ME!
Calvin: All my real skills are undervalued.
Calvin: And before I got to third grade, I could retire.
Calvin: And when you add them, they magically become one new number.
Calvin: Another gruesome kill!
Calvin: As a math atheist, I believe I should be excused from this.
Calvin: As far as I'm concerned, the ends justify the means.
Calvin: Aw Mom, you act like I'm not even wearing a bungee cord!
Calvin: BORRRING!! - Calvin But mom, frogs are our *friends*!
Calvin: Bad news Dad, your polls are way down
Calvin: Bad news, Mom.  I sold my soul to the devil.
Calvin: Better a few rules, than Calvinball rules
Calvin: But mom, frogs are our *friends*!
Calvin: Calvin Coolidge looks as if he had been weaned on a pickle
Calvin: Calvin and Hobbes for President!!!
Calvin: Calvin arriving in turbo chute 4.  Clear receiving pad
Calvin: Calvin suddenly realizes the world has no Hue, Value, or Chroma!
Calvin: Calvin!! Get back here and get all those bugs out of my shampoo!
Calvin: Calvin?  Who's Calvin?  I'm *Stupendous Man*!
Calvin: Can I take an ax to school tomorrow for, um, Show and Tell?
Calvin: Can I take some logs up to my room?
Calvin: Careful, we don't want to learn from this.
Calvin: Chew electronic death, you snarling cur!
Calvin: Childhood is short and maturity is forever.
Calvin: Childhood is so disillusioning.
Calvin: Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs - recommended by Calvin
Calvin: Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs- reccomended by,,,
Calvin: Dad!  Dad!  Where do you keep your guns?
Calvin: Dad, what makes wind?      Dad: Trees sneezing
Calvin: Days like these let you savor a bad mood.
Calvin: Do you have a dumpster I could root through?
Calvin: Do you think God lets you plea bargain?
Calvin: Don't sell the bike shop, Orville
Calvin: Don't we even get a few practice semesters?
Calvin: Don't you hate it when your boogers freeze?
Calvin: Eat feathers fuzz ball!
Calvin: Even my *friends* don't do what I want.
Calvin: Every time I've built character, I've regretted it.
Calvin: Everything's gotta have rules, rules, rules!
Calvin: Eww!  He's giving himself two weird heads!
Calvin: Existance is not only temporary, its pointless
Calvin: FLUSH!, Whee! Ha Ha Ha!, I'm done with my bath!
Calvin: Face it, Dad. The season's OVER.
Calvin: Filth! Contamination! Pestilence! Ha Ha Ha!
Calvin: For the townsfolk below, the day began like any other
Calvin: Geez, I gotta have a REASON for everything?!
Calvin: Genius is never understood in it's own time.
Calvin: Girls are like slugs
Calvin: Girls are so weird.
Calvin: Good heavens! I think I blew my face inside out
Calvin: Hey Dad, remember our car?
Calvin: Hey, just be grateful we're still alive!
Calvin: Hey, look!  It works!  OK, rug, warp factor five!
Calvin: Hobbes did it, Mom!
Calvin: Hobbes, we're dealing with a PRO!!
Calvin: Houston, we have a negative on that orbit trajectory.
Calvin: How do soldiers killing each other solve the worlds problems
Calvin: How good do you have to be to qualify as good?
Calvin: I achieve a lower consciousness.
Calvin: I always leave the room when the talk gets philosophical.
Calvin: I don't see why some people even *have* cars
Calvin: I don't think math is a science. I think it's a religion.
Calvin: I don't to watch anything that has a moral
Calvin: I guess that got pretty pathetic.
Calvin: I hope I have enough cadmium red
Calvin: I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.
Calvin: I like maxim's that don't encourage behavior modification
Calvin: I love art. That's why I didn't draw anything
Calvin: I must be years ahead of my time
Calvin: I need a stunt double!
Calvin: I need to be subsidized
Calvin: I need to work on my salesmanship.
Calvin: I never get to do anything fun.
Calvin: I say just punch him then and there.
Calvin: I suppose if I had two X Chromosomes *I'd* feel hostile too.
Calvin: I think it's good that everyone becomes food
Calvin: I think my cerebellum just fused!
Calvin: I think that would affect my stomach more than my heart.
Calvin: I told her to expect you to deny everything.
Calvin: I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.
Calvin: I wanna hear `Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kabloooie'!
Calvin: I wish *I* was a tiger.    Hobbes: A common lament
Calvin: I wish I could go to the moon.      Dad: I wish you could too
Calvin: I'M SIGNIFICANT!!! .. cried the dust speck
Calvin: I'd explain it, but there's a lot of math.
Calvin: I'll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
Calvin: I'll employ my resources to make your puny lives miserable!
Calvin: I'm a card-carrying genius.
Calvin: I'm a man of few words.
Calvin: I'm a professional snoop.
Calvin: I'm engaged in a contest of wills! It's me against Nature
Calvin: I'm fine just the way I am!  Why should *I* change?
Calvin: I'm leaking brain lubricant.
Calvin: I'm off to meet my doom, Mom.  See you after school.
Calvin: I'm related to people I don't relate to.
Calvin: I'm sure they can track the Bee on Radar
Calvin: I'm very selective about what I accept as reality
Calvin: I've changed my mind, Hobbes.  People are scum.
Calvin: I've got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
Calvin: I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
Calvin: If Jiminy Cricket was here, I'd skoosh him.
Calvin: If nothing's fair, why can't it ever be unfair in my favor?
Calvin: If you can't win by reason, go for volume.
Calvin: Imaginary Numbers... Like Eleventeen and Thirty-Twelve.
Calvin: In my book, food should be nutrition -and- entertainment.
Calvin: Is it a volcano?  An earthquake?  No, a CALVINOSAURUS!
Calvin: It appears to be cigar butts in gallstone sauce
Calvin: It must be sad being a species with so little imagination.
Calvin: It sad how some people can't handle a little variety
Calvin: It's Psychosomatic.  You need a lobotomy.  I'll get a saw.
Calvin: It's a loathsome bat-webbed booger being.
Calvin: It's not as if lives hang in the balance, right?
Calvin: It's not that I *mind* being chained in the basement
Calvin: It's sad how some people can't handle a little variety.
Calvin: It's the story of my life, but with parts completely made up
Calvin: It's too much work!  It's boring!  It's slow!
Calvin: Keep in mind transmogrification is new technology.
Calvin: Let's just say sometimes I wish I had a gerbil
Calvin: Look!  A thermos full of phlegm!
Calvin: Look, Calvin, my poster *won*! Susie HUH
Calvin: Love is being stupid together
Calvin: Mom has to *earn* a night's respite from me
Calvin: Mom has to EARN a night's respite from m
Calvin: Mom would be a lot more fun if she was a little more gullible
Calvin: Mom, I sneezed and blew my head off!
Calvin: Mom, was I ever a grub?
Calvin: Moms and reason are like oil and water.
Calvin: Monopoly is more fun when you make your own chance cards.
Calvin: Mothers are the necessity of invention.
Calvin: My dreams are getting way too literal.
Calvin: My likely historical significance is a terrible burden.
Calvin: My personal gravity must have reversed polarity!
Calvin: My upbringing is filled with inconsistent messages.
Calvin: Never annoy a CALVIN, I have a stuffed tiger in my pocket
Calvin: Never, never, never, never, NEVER, trust a tiger
Calvin: No one understands my work.
Calvin: Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
Calvin: Nothing like a little virus to take the edge off a kid
Calvin: Now I'm here, and history is vindicated.
Calvin: Now give me *another* five cents and let's see what I have!
Calvin: Oh what the heck.  I'll do it.
Calvin: One more nostalgic part of childhood goes THBPPTH
Calvin: Parents are sure inscrutable, huh?
Calvin: Pass me an issue of Captain Napalm, will you?
Calvin: Personally, I'm rooting for the eye creatures.
Calvin: Please tell me I'm adopted.
Calvin: Rats.  I can't tell my gum from my silly putty.
Calvin: See, when you're oder, you dake your sinuses fo granded
Calvin: Shut up and go get me some antiseptic.
Calvin: Slugs are so chewy before you shrivel 'em up.
Calvin: Snowgoons on the horizon... Hobbes, load the CALVINATOR!
Calvin: So who else do I add to my list of total jerks
Calvin: Someday I'll write my own philosophy book.
Calvin: Somehow I imagined this experience would be more rewarding.
Calvin: Something under the bed is drooling.
Calvin: Somnambulists give me the creeps
Calvin: Spaceman Spiff is going down over the planet Gork!
Calvin: Suffice to say, I cannot add, so ask some other kid.
Calvin: Super Hereos wear snow pants? When there's snow out they do.
Calvin: Ta Da Da Daaaaa! I'm Stupendous Man
Calvin: That darn bicycle tried to kill me!
Calvin: That's a lot more mature than I think I care to be.
Calvin: That's me. *OOF*  The human slinky.
Calvin: The creature appears hostile!
Calvin: The fearless Spaceman Spiff sets off to explore a new plane
Calvin: The incurable weirdness poster child.
Calvin: The irony of this is just sickening
Calvin: The oil tanker crashed, Mom
Calvin: There isn't an ounce of imagination in the whole bunch.
Calvin: There!  Now we're both transmogrified!  We're even!
Calvin: There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
Calvin: They don't realize I'm a card-carrying genius.
Calvin: They're all teeth and digestive tract. No brains at all
Calvin: Things don't bug you if you don't think about them.
Calvin: This is a job for . . . AACK! WAAUGHHH!! . . . someone else
Calvin: This serene metropolis lies directly beneath the Hoover Dam.
Calvin: This time I'm taking ADVANTAGE of my medium's impermanence
Calvin: To the inattentive and brainless layman, yes.
Calvin: Tonight: The Revenge of the Baby-Sat!
Calvin: Trusting your parents can be hazardous to your health.
Calvin: Twisted Fiend!  No four walls can hold STPENDOUS MAN
Calvin: Verbing weirds language
Calvin: We don't ATTEND parties, we just CRASH 'em!
Calvin: Well, it just seemed wrong to cheat on an ethics test
Calvin: What I wouldn't give to be a latchkey kid
Calvin: What this game needs are negotiated settlements
Calvin: What's a pronoun? A noun that lost it's amature status
Calvin: Whatcha doin'? - Hobbes  Counterfeiting money.
Calvin: When in doubt, deny all terms and definitions
Calvin: When there's snow out they do
Calvin: While you ponder this analogy, I'm going outside.
Calvin: Who do we know that we could sue?
Calvin: Whoa! Hey! Are you contagious?
Calvin: With supendous speed, STUPENDOUS MAN is out the door!
Calvin: Wow, I bored myself *AWAKE*
Calvin: Yeah, that's a good one . . . HEY!
Calvin: You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
Calvin?  Who's Calvin?  I'm *Stupendous Man*!
Calvin?  Who's Calvin?  I'm *Stupendous Man*!  - - Calvin
Calvinism                 sh*t won't happen if you work harder
Calvinism - **** happens because you don't work hard enough.
Calvinism, n: Biblical theology &lt;g&gt;
Calzone:  That particular zone where one pigs out on pizza.
Cam 1... pan left, NO YOUR OTHER LEFT!
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Camaro     Can't America Make A Real One?
Camaro: $15,500, and $17,000 if you trade in your Yugo
Camaro: Can't America Make A Real One?
Camaro: Cool American Made Automobile, Runs Outstanding
Cambiopcxtporsunsparcstationobienporibmrsseismil
Cambodian Olympic Swim Coach: Spalding Grey
Cambodian Olympic Swin Team: Spalding Grey coach
Cambot! Make it cool for me! - Tom
Cambot's gonna start recording soon and if those FidoNet mama-jamas.
Cambot, Rock Climbing - Tom
Cambot, why don't you take the day off?
Cambot, why don't you take the day off? -- Mike Nelson
Cambot?  Rock climbing. -- Tom Servo
Came here in search of Freedom, but all I found were Taxes.
Camel (n) 1. Horse, built by committee
Camel An animal that ruined its shape trying to get through the eye of a needle
Camel Boots - miehille, jotka kulkevat omia polkujaan!
Camel:  A horse designed by a committee
Camel: A quarter horse designed by a committee.
Camelot!  Camelot!  It's only a model!  Shhh!
Camelot! -- Launcelot   It's only a model! -- Patsy
Camelot! .....It's only a model
Camelot: A place to park camels
Camels DO IT with props (Sopworth Camel was aeroplane w/a propeller).
Camels have wet dreams too
Camels have wet dreams too!  Ask Ismail!
Camels have wet dreams too.
Camels have wet dreams too. It's just a bumpier road.
Camels live in Camelfornia.
Camera bugs always know where to light!
Camera operator is indulging himself -Crow on crotch shot
Camera, action .....Action?
Camerino's Communication Center
Cameron Park - It's a zoo out there!
Cameron Wins! Flawless Victory!
Camille's Axiom: If you haven't asked yourself, "Why the hell did I go to college anyway?", you must be teaching
Camles Have 2 Humps
Camoflaged condoms - she'll never see you coming!
Camouflage: The art of deceptive concealment
Camp Counselor @L is now going to show us how to skinny dip!
Camp Counselor @L is now going to show us the obstacle course!
Camp Counselor @L is now going to show us the pinball machine!
Camp Counselor @L tries to calm the kids again... and fails
Camp Counselor @LN@ gets his clock cleaned by yet another camper
Camp Counselor @LN@ is now going to show us how to skinny dip!
Camp Counselor @LN@ is now going to show us the obstacle course!
Camp Counselor @LN@ is now going to show us the pinball machine!
Camp Counselor @LN@ tries to calm the kids again... and fails
Campaigning, n. - Meeting the press and pressing the meat
Campaigns along religious lines will tear a nation apart
Campanha Telecom 1995: TELEFONE ANTES, SUICI..PAGE DEPOIS
Campbell's Chunky Soup - no explanation required
Campbell's Law:  Nature abhors a vacuous experimenter
Campbell's Primordial Soup: Add water and energy, stir for 1E+9 years.
Campbell's Primorial Soup: Add water, energy, stir 1E+9 yrs
Campbell's Snail Stew..  Umm Umm good!
Campbell's least popular soups: Manhattan-Style Windex and Shrimp
Campbell's least popular soups: Old-fashioned Grease and Weasel
Campbell's least popular soups: Turkey with Platformate
Camper For Sale, Driver get 13 MPG loaded
Campers DO IT in a tent
Campers do it in a tent.
Camping (n.): See "Heat Stroke," "Mud," and "Insects"
Camping happily with JABBER and COMMO
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. --Dave Barry
Camping store: now is the winter offer - discount tents
Camping? What! I'm gonna work hard all year so I can spend 2 weeks pretending I'm homeless?!  --Alonzo 
Camptown Races perfume: Eau de Doo-Dah Day
Camptown Races perfume: Eau de Doo-Dah Day
Camptown Races, 6837.6 Meters Long. Do Dah!
Camptown racetrack, 6837.6 meters long.  Oh, doo-dah day!
Campus Crusade For Cthulhu: If your god's dead blame mine.
Campus Crusade for Chaos
Campus Crusade for Cthulhu
Campus Crusade for Cthulhu - It found me
Campus Crusade for Cthulhu:  If your god's dead, blame mine
Campus Crusade for Cthulhu:  Your God is dead.  Blame mine
Campus Crusade for Cthulhu: Cthulhu SAVES!
Campus Crusade for Cthulhu: IT found ME!
Campus Crusade for Cthulhu: If your god's dead blame mine.
Campus Crusade for Cthulhu: Your God is dead. Blame mine.
Campus Crusade for Cthulhu:If your god's dead, blame mine
Campus Crusade for KALI!
Campus crusade for Cthulu - IT found ME!!!!
Campus sidewalks never exist as the straightest line between two points.
Campus sidewalks never exist as the straightest line between two points. -- M. M. Johnston
Camshaft Grinders do it with more lift and duration!
Camster, will it always be in Beta?
Camus of Borg: We must resist even though resistance is u
Can  you hear me  Major  Tom?  Can  you hear me Major Tom
Can Batman escape the Riddler's evil plot? Tune in next
Can Claude wave BYE BYE??? Good boy Claude... - Lou Lamarillo :)
Can Clinton survive 95?
Can Clinton survive 96?   Can the country survive Clinton?
Can Diana Rigg a fishing line?
Can Dukakis still drive that tank?
Can E-Mail be grounds for Divorce ???
Can Funboy come out and play? - The Crow
Can Gary come out and play?
Can God forgive me for what I have unleashed? -Evil Dead II
Can God make a rock so big He can't lift it?
Can God make a rock so heavy that he can't lift it?
Can Harrison Ford the river?
Can I BLOW something UP please??
Can I Come Sleep In Your QWK Packet Tonight
Can I FAX you the money?
Can I Kill My Users???
Can I abdicate?
Can I add a TURBO to Windows to make it go faster?
Can I ask what that mission is, sir? - Sito
Can I ask you a personal question? - Fox Mulder
Can I ask you a personal question?--Mulder  (D.P.O.)
Can I ask you something?  Why are you doing this? - Sito
Can I be a moderator, please?  please?
Can I be excused?  My brain is full.
Can I be frank, Frank? - Hoolihan
Can I bench press one of you guys? - Crow as Colossus
Can I bench press one of you guys? -- Crow T. Robot
Can I blame all of my spelling on line noise?
Can I blame my bad spelling on Line Noise?
Can I blame my spelling on line noise?
Can I borrow a quarter?  I want to call your mother and thank her
Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams
Can I borrow a quarter? [why?] Cuz I wanna call your mom and thank her!
Can I borrow some of my henchman's experience points ? Well why not?
Can I bring @F for Show and Tell on Monday?
Can I bring you to show and tell on Monday?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Can I cache my hard drive at the bank
Can I call my spouse's lawyer if my lawyer if out of town?
Can I call you Ms Dos?
Can I call you sugar plum? Pussy cat? Angel drawers? Frank?
Can I call your BBS Collect??
Can I come play with your friends ? heh heh heh
Can I convince you to smile? --Jim Morrison
Can I cook, or Can't I?  C. Marcus
Can I cook, or can't I?  Carol
Can I cook, or can't I?  Dr. Marcus
Can I deduct last year's tax as a bad investment?
Can I do it till I have to wear glasses?
Can I do just until I need glasses? 
Can I do something for you, Colonel? Garak to Lovok
Can I do that human slingshot bit? -- Freefall
Can I dry ice in the oven?
Can I eat him, Boss?
Can I eat him, Boss?  Huh, can I?
Can I eat um, Boss?
Can I even believe you'd be so bbbaaaaaaaaadddddddddd!?!?!
Can I fire my lawyer? Yes, with a big enough cannon.
Can I flirt with you?
Can I get a Starfleet uniform? - Q
Can I get a bowl of those chocolate frosted sugar bombs please?
Can I get a divorce without a lawyer?
Can I get a grunt in here edgewise? - Tom
Can I get a second legal opinion without firing my lawyer?
Can I get an "Amen" on that, Brother?
Can I get just a little bit of power? -Red Hot Chili Peppers
Can I get off my knees now, they're starting to ache a little?
Can I get some body piercing done?
Can I get some body piercing done? - Mike on Tijuana
Can I get some dramamine for these credits - Crow
Can I get some nachos? No! Are you SURE this is heaven?
Can I get some nachos? No! Are you sure this is heaven? -Beavis
Can I get you something from the Galley, sir?" - Yeoman Rand
Can I get you something to drink? Sandrine
Can I get you something... A beverage?
Can I get you something?  A beverage? - Data
Can I go back to bed now ?
Can I go change now? I soiled myself -- Crow
Can I go look for the holy grail again? - Tom requested
Can I go now?
Can I go now? - I have homework. - Nog
Can I go to prison for this?
Can I go to the bathroom? You can if you believe you can..
Can I have a second bowl? My tapeworm isn't dead yet.
Can I have an IMPULSE ITEM instead?
Can I have directions to your heart?
Can I have directions? (to where?) To your heart!
Can I have my gloves back now? - O.J.
Can I have my line back please?
Can I have my shovel back? I'm drowning in bs now!!!
Can I have my sombrero? - Tom
Can I have my sombrero? -- Tom Servo
Can I have my thorax back? - Crow to zombie
Can I have my thorax back? -- Crow T. Robot
Can I have one of those chocolates? - Tom said candidly
Can I have one of those chocolates? asked Tom, candidly
Can I have one of your hats? - Tick to Mongol horde
Can I have some borstch, Dr. Stalin? -- Crow T. Robot
Can I have the window seat?  Please, please, please...? - Pinky
Can I have two Marshmallow pizzas to go?
Can I have your friend's head back, then? - Grave-digger
Can I help it all my friends are crazy?
Can I help it if Confed tries to blank my data? -Vagabond
Can I help it if DELETE and ENTER are next to each other!
Can I help it that pins and 6 year olds are the only things shorter than
Can I help you, Councillor? - Geordi
Can I help you, Counselor? La Forge
Can I help you, friend? - McCoy to Kirk
Can I help you? No sir, we're just here to break stuff!
Can I interest you in a pair of Zircon encrusted tweezers?
Can I just SEE the tagline?
Can I just do it until I have to wear glasses?
Can I just pick off one of the little sick ones? - Banzai
Can I just touch the hem of your tunic?
Can I keep his head for a souvenir? - Max
Can I kill a +5000 moderator with a +10 Sniper Rifle ?
Can I kiss one of the bridesmaids instead?
Can I kiss you there?     Tom asked cunningly.
Can I leave now?  My brain is full.
Can I listen to AM radio in the afternoon?
Can I make a U-turn? Nup, but I CAN make a ram's eyes water.
Can I make a suggestion?  Shove it up your ass!
Can I make this thing initialize my coffee pot?
Can I nybble a bit of that byte?
Can I object to the amount of fees charged by my lawyer?
Can I offer you a hutch? - Tom
Can I offer you something? Yes; a job, please
Can I park near a fire hydrant factory?
Can I pay my VISA with my MASTERCARD?
Can I perform the Picard maneuver in my Hyundai?
Can I play with madness
Can I play with madness? -Iron Maiden
Can I play with your bellybutton?
Can I please say something? - Hoolihan
Can I push the button? - Wakko
Can I push the button? - Wakko Warner
Can I put it in?  Okay, Hon, but only in your computer...-Dexter's Mom
Can I put my boss in my twit filter?
Can I quote you on that?
Can I refit my Star Destroyer with Warp nacelles?
Can I rub it on you?  - Joel to nude girl on health shake
Can I run DBLSPACE or STACKER on my VISA card?
Can I run Stacker on my MASTERCARD?
Can I run Stacker on my VISA?
Can I run Win '95 under DV under Unix?
Can I run my toes through your hair?
Can I say that I prefer sprints to marathons, or is that rasicm?
Can I see another's woe and not be in sorrow too?
Can I see the raw data? - Mike
Can I see your tan lines?
Can I shout "Religion!" in a crowded science conference?
Can I sniff you now?  Bumpo, Animaniacs
Can I sniff your bra?
Can I sniff your bra? - Mike as geeky guy
Can I sniff your bra? -- Mike Nelson
Can I snuggle with you guys? - Joel as hero
Can I snuggle with you guys? -- Joel Robinson
Can I split your top & butter your buns - Mike leers
Can I still rip the WLAF, at least?
Can I stop typing in taglines now please?
Can I tag along for the ride?
Can I take an ax to school tomorrow for, um, Show & Tell?
Can I take an axe to school tomorrow ? .... it's for Show & Kill
Can I take an axe to school tomorrow for um, Show and Tell - Calvin
Can I take some logs up to my room?  - - Calvin
Can I take you to dinner? - Mulder
Can I take your helmet?  Oh, it's your hair. -- Crow T. Robot
Can I talk to you for a minute? - Jake
Can I throw up in your bathroom?  I'll buy something. -Barney Gumble
Can I tickle your fancy? No? Will you tickle mine?
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
Can I trust you with my heart?
Can I twist little pretty colour ribbons around it??
Can I uh, use your Communicator Dianna - Riker
Can I update my hard drive to a Warp Drive?
Can I upgrade my god?
Can I upgrade my hard drive to a Warp Drive?
Can I use DoubleSpace to increase my brain capacity?
Can I use my A.M. Radio after noon?
Can I use my AM radio in the afternoon?
Can I use the 'puter now, dad? How much longer, dad? *ANOTHER* echo?
Can I vote for my Senator again even if he's in jail?
Can I warm up your bra...Uh, coffee? - Tom Servo
Can I yell "Crowded" In a moving firehouse?
Can I yell "FACT!" in a room full of fundies?
Can I yell "Science!" in a crowded religion conference?
Can I yell "movie!" in a crowded firehouse?
Can I yell "pork" in a crowded synagogue??
Can I yell 'Religion' in a crowded Science conference?
Can I yell 'Science' in a crowded Religion conference?
Can I yell 'movie' in a crowded firehouse??
Can I yell AIDS in a crowded bathhouse??
Can I yell Beer's off! at a crowded EFT?
Can I yell Evolution! in a crowded Religion conference?
Can I yell FORCE! in a crowded CLIPPER shop?
Can I yell FREE BEER in a crowded AA meeting??
Can I yell SCIENCE in a crowded Religion conference?
Can I yell money in a crowded congress?
Can I yell movie in a crowded firehouse?
Can I yell pork in a crowded synagogue?
Can Janet Reno's FBI budget be considered "matching funds."
Can King Kong casually cruise canals to Cancun?
Can Lori Singer dance?
Can NEVER get enough... More, more, more....  *grin*
Can O' Worms. Open, Heat, & Eat. Ready in 15 mins.
Can O'Worms - open, heat, & eat.  Ready in 15 minutes!
Can Pee Wee choose to waive the evidence in court?
Can Pee Wee waive the evidence in court?
Can REALLY let her hair down!
Can Rush Limbaugh Not provide a good job?
Can Rush Limbaugh PROVIDE a GOOD JOB for ANYBODY?
Can Rush Limbaugh PROVIDE a GOOD JOB for ANYBODY?
Can Superman outrun the Flash?
Can Toonces the Cat drive a Dodge Tradesman?
Can We Say Suicidal Tendencies Boys and Girls
Can World Dryer Corp. REALLY dry the world?
Can YOU fly?
Can YOU spell F-R-U-S-T-R-A-S-H.....F-R-U-S-T-R-I....F-R-
Can YOU spot the brain cell?
Can YOU think? I asked, putting Descartes before the horse
Can You Help ?  My Participle Is Dangling
Can a Cessna 150 truly "slip the surly bonds of Earth"?
Can a baby be born born again?
Can a blue man sing the whites?
Can a dog simulate pain, or is it too honest?
Can a first cousin once removed return?
Can a person with no eyebrows be surprised?
Can a program turn Data into error messages?????
Can a replicator be replicated?
Can a song change all the wrong to right?  Can it stop a single tear?
Can a time traveler be late for an appointment?
Can a vampire catch AIDS...?
Can alert!................CRUNCH!!!
Can an Opus marriage fit into the general scheme of the cosmos?
Can an atheist get insurance for "Act of God"?
Can anybody find Jonathan Salt?  (pseudonym)
Can anybody think of a good Tagline I can steal?
Can anybody think of a good recipe I can snag?
Can anybody think of a good tagline I can steal?
Can anyone advise me of how I might find this person?
Can anyone find one of my relatives that actually had some money!
Can anyone get over Kirks death? Whos kirk?!
Can anyone here tell me if there's a VD clinic in town?
Can anyone recommend a good psychologist?
Can anyone recommend a treatment for athlete's teeth?
Can anyone remember when the times were not hard, and money not scarce?
Can anyone take a HINT??????
Can anyone tell me how to burn up Caps Lock without burning TAB?
Can anyone tell me what I'm doing out of bed!?
Can anyone tell me where in the manual "RTFM" is defined?
Can anything be sadder than work left unfinished?  Yes, work never begun
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Can bankers count?  Eight windows and only four tellers?
Can be outwitted by a jar of Marshmallow Fluff.
Can blue men sing the whites?
Can children have their own lawyer?
Can children inherit infertility?
Can crosseyed dyslexics read normally?
Can diskettes really be 1.44 mega? I don't believe it. (XT)
Can do more fun than humans should tax
Can dog biscuits be made from collie flour?
Can dried beef be used as a tire patch?
Can elephants fly?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Can golfers get handicap parking permits?
Can gun control work?  See: Drugs, War on
Can he fail armed with his chocolate surprise?
Can he resist the shiny, CANDY-LIKE button? - Announcer
Can he scat? - Mike on wind demon
Can i write "former Moderator" in my job application?
Can it be a coincidence that "STRESSED" is "DESSERTS" spelled backwards
Can lead a man to Congress but you can't make him think
Can look astonished at the right times.
Can love be controll'd by advice? -Gay
Can lyposuction be performed on FAT tables?
Can not understand tagline: (A)bort (R)etry (L)augh anywy
Can of peas?  I can make a can of peas.
Can of worms. Open, heat and eat. Ready in 15 mins
Can one desire too much of a good tagline? --Tagspeare
Can one desire too much of a good thing? &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
Can one go through life without treading on worms?
Can one go upon hot coals, and his feet not be burned? (PRO 6:28)
Can one lawyer represent both of us?
Can one really be ethical through following someone else's rules?
Can opener whirs,/Meat odor flows heavenward;/God's stomach rumbles
Can pigs fly? Yeah, just depends how hard you toss'em
Can priests turn other food into God, or only cookies?
Can recipes be recycled?
Can recipes have sequels?  Hmmm
Can she sing? She's practically a Florence Nightingale. - Samuel Goldwyn
Can shellfish sue for damages in small CLAMS court?
Can spirit guides have near -life experiences?
Can taglines be recycled?
Can taglines have sequels?  Hmmm
Can televangelists do more than lay people?
Can the Borg assimilate Q?
Can the balloon juice, Pierce. - Frank Burns
Can the balloon juice, sport. -- Tom Servo
Can the baloon juice and kill something! -- Tom Servo
Can the police give you a speeding ticket in a car wash?
Can the world take 2 of us?
Can the world take TWO of us?   ;-)
Can they repeal the law of Gravity?
Can they think and then think like this?
Can this be another me? - Data
Can this be handled with reasonable safety?  Yes or no? - Kirk
Can this be real? @F is at a loss for words?!
Can this be real? Orville Bullitt is at a loss for words?!
Can this world really be as sad as it seems?
Can two walk together, except they be agreed? - Amos 3:3
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Can violate the Prime Directive without wallowing like a beached whale.
Can we Hurry?...... My HardDisk is double parked.
Can we accept a collect call from Fiacho? - Freefall
Can we access it from here? - Riker
Can we be in your will? - Butt-Head
Can we begin the searce anew? Orville requested
Can we believe Nixon, just 'cause he SAYS he's dead?
Can we borrow your head for a piece of animation?
Can we call the country Pinkyland? - Pinky
Can we call you Dad-oo? - Wakko
Can we call you Dad-oo? - Wakko Warner
Can we call you Dad-oo?--Wakko
Can we commute our four year sentence of Clinton?
Can we do it doggy style ? I've had lots of practice
Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk?  Didn't mean to call you that. --Lit
Can we gain any time by moving the station? - Sisko
Can we get *somebody* in the frame, please? -- Crow T. Robot
Can we get SOMEBODY in the frame, please? - Crow
Can we get back to our bleak, meaningless lifes? - Tom
Can we get freaky tonight?
Can we get loss of liability insurance insurance?
Can we get loss of liability insurance insurance?
Can we go home now, Mommy? - Tad Trenton
Can we have some quiet?  The snipers are trying to sleep. -- Hawkeye
Can we have your liver then?
Can we keep the conversation on a professional level? -- Hoolihan
Can we make Clinton's defeat in '96 retroactive to '92?
Can we move the ship? - Picard
Can we play a game now?
Can we run from danger like pitiful cowards now, Jim? -Peter Puppy
Can we run the Doctor on a Pentium? - Janeway
Can we speed this up a bit?  The ambulance is double-parked.
Can we stroll to the lute?  Must we march to the drums?
Can we talk sensibly? -- Pinhead
Can we turn on the fuzzy bubbles? - Crow as bimbo
Can we watch the adult channel? Helloooo, Nurse!! - Yakko
Can we yell "FACT!" in a room full of fundies?
Can wear alien attire while still looking like a leader.
Can words be more interesting than a picture?
Can write a few lines and REALLY blow it!
Can ya come up with some better ending for this?
Can ya dig it?
Can you Handel music with a Baroquen instrument?
Can you MAIL a BEAN CAKE?
Can you Zip the taglines " I " and " t" and send them to me...so I can extract the Do it items
Can you actually kill yourself with laxative pills? -Vyv
Can you actually prove any of that?
Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?  Vir
Can you answer me... regards this -mail-... Please?
Can you at least show us a way into the tunnel? Riker
Can you be a closet claustrophobe?
Can you be arrested for killing a program??
Can you be arrested for snaging recipes?
Can you be arrested for stealing taglines?
Can you be more explicit in your request, Doctor? - Data.
Can you be on the edge of time and still dance at the center? -  Merry
Can you beat your wife at arm wrestling? ____________________________
Can you believe it - for once she is speechless!
Can you believe it.   I'm already out of disk spac
Can you believe it?  This message really does end!
Can you believe it? The computer just did what I asked!
Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?
Can you believe that they thought you had feelings for me?Kira 2 Odo
Can you believe that thing is STILL moving?
Can you believe that? O'Brien
Can you believe this crap? -- Tom Servo
Can you bob-dip for me? ... OK.  Not. At. All. - Mel Luster Studio
Can you borrow me some bean money? - Crow as old drunk
Can you build an Emerald City from these grains of sand
Can you build an emerald city with these grains of sand?
Can you buy anything specific at a general store...?
Can you buy camel's milk at a dromedairy?
Can you call me a taxi?      "You're a taxi."     Shazbot!
Can you can focus better with one eye closed?
Can you clear any of this up for me?
Can you climb up? - Picard
Can you come back tomorrow?  We're all out of insurance forms.
Can you communicate? Picard
Can you describe the UFO Picard?  "There! Were! Four! Lights!"
Can you describe the UFO, Picard? Yes, There...are.. four... lights!
Can you determine what of the ships is the real one? Janeway
Can you dig it, Smokey?!?  C.W. McCall
Can you dig it?!
Can you dig that happy cr*ppy?
Can you direct me to the inflatable bathrobes?
Can you do the PICARD MANUVER in a Grand Am??
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Corvette?
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Ford Tempo?
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand am?
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Hyundai?
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Pacer?
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in an Isuzu?
Can you do the Picard Manueuver in a Grand Am?
Can you do the Picard maneuver in a Lamborgini?
Can you do the Picard maneuver in an RX7?
Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
Can you feel anything when I do this?
Can you feel that Buddy, unh, unh -A. Ventura
Can you feel the Vox in the air?
Can you feel the madness here? Drawing you all to near.
Can you fill us in more on this, Lt. Data?
Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?!
Can you find the Ugly Duckling?
Can you find the mispelled word in hear?
Can you fly, Bobbie? - Clarence Bodicker
Can you follow the thread backwards?.
Can you gain weight by eating boogers?
Can you get Modem Addictus from a CALL girl?
Can you get a DUI on the information superhighway?
Can you get a DUI ticket on the Information Superhighway?
Can you get a hernia from opening a child-proof safety cap?
Can you get a transporter lock on him? Kira
Can you get drunk on a grape Nehi?-Radar. Let's find out.-Hawk
Can you get high memory by getting your computer drunk?
Can you get the sub-plot off the road? - Crow
Can you get the sub-plot off the road? -- Crow T. Robot
Can you get the view screen operational? Janeway
Can you give ma sunlamp?
Can you give me 'Hallelujah!'
Can you give me body lice? - Joel as biker
Can you give me body lice? -- Joel Robinson
Can you give me mouth to mouth, you just took my breath away.
Can you give me the coordinates of their home world? - Ivanova
Can you give me thommunicate? Picard
Can you give up Catholicism for Lent?
Can you give us your present location, Captain? - Spock
Can you guess where this ones from??
Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?
Can you handle all the possibilities of you life... at once?
Can you handle it?
Can you handle some PLEASURE?
Can you hang a "sense of humor" from a duty belt?
Can you have faith in groundhogs if they're afraid of their own shadows?
Can you hear me through this sieve? - was Tom's strained query
Can you hear me?  Itchy feet, fading smile
Can you hear me?  Listen.  A dead man visits you. - The Crow
Can you hear me? Am I clear? My name is peace, this is my hour.-RHCP
Can you hear me? Listen. A dead man visits you. --The Crow.
Can you hear the bilabial fricative I'm sending you.
Can you hear the drums Fernando............(urp)
Can you hear the smell od death?
Can you hear the violins playing your songs? - Pantera
Can you help him? Kirk
Can you help me to understand you? - Kosh to Sheridan
Can you help me? Are you for my brain...oh, yeah!
Can you hold off a vampire with a sun lamp?
Can you imagine 1,000 cats agreeing to do *anything*?
Can you imagine Jack Benny as a surgeon?
Can you imagine Klingon Engineering Students?
Can you imagine OS/2 for Windows 95?
Can you imagine OS/2 for Windows 95? &lt;CJ&gt;
Can you imagine Spock picking his nose?
Can you imagine Yoda having a LightSaber battle?
Can you imagine a guy who's so boring girls kiss him just to shut his mouth?
Can you imagine a mind...._emptied_ by that thing...? - Kirk
Can you imagine a roast aardvark without an apple in its mouth?
Can you imagine a roast aardvark without an apple in its mouth? It's like a martini without the egg
Can you imagine a world with no hypothetical situations?
Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?
Can you imagine conning eight cats into pulling a sled?
Can you imagine how life could be improved if we could do away with jealousy, greed, hate
Can you imagine that?
Can you imagine the silence if everyone said only what he knows?
Can you imagine the silence if everyone said only what he knows? -- KAREL CAPEK
Can you imagine, Construct?  Can you dream? - Coromoth the Mage
Can you impeach a first lady?
Can you insult the Patriarch of Kzin...and live?
Can you justify your existence?
Can you kill a vampire with a sunlamp?
Can you lock onto the exocomps? - Data
Can you make beer from a yeast infection enzyme?
Can you make change for a fifty?
Can you make me a little cherub that squirts water? - Mulder to Scully
Can you make up a sonnet...or a dirty limerick? - S. Kyle
Can you open this jar of olives for me.
Can you open your mind without it falling out?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?  -- Pocahontas
Can you pass through things like... bulkheads?
Can you pick up `LA Law' in that thing? - Skimmer
Can you play the coal powered frog-violin
Can you please help me to find the 'any key' key on my keyboard ?
Can you prove it didn't happen?
Can you put more money on the table?
Can you read music?  the bandleader asked notably.
Can you read music? - Tom asked notably
Can you recall a woman who ever showed you with pride her library?
Can you recognise this thing when you see it?! - Kirk
Can you refer to Magic Johnson as a Cherry Picker too?
Can you remember core memory!
Can you remember when air was clean and sex was dirty?
Can you repair this?  Why would U ask a repairmen this?
Can you repeat the bit after "Listen very carefully"?
Can you repeat the part after "Listen carefully..."?
Can you ride a big dinosaur while eating pizza?
Can you run windex under windows?
Can you say "Advanced Mental Aberration?"
Can you say "MORON", boys and girls?
Can you say "Pervert", I thought you could.
Can you say "anal retentive"?
Can you say "unclear on the concept"?
Can you say Advanced Mental Aberration?
Can you say PCTools Upgrade vers. 29.1? I knew you could!
Can you say Superfantasticunproductiveuselesslegislation ?
Can you say Swiss without a smile?
Can you say TAX AND SPEND?
Can you say United Soviet Socialist States of America
Can you say `cardiac arrest', boys and girls?
Can you say `cardiac arrest', boys and girls? -- Parker Lewis
Can you say as-sim-i-late?  I can... Mr Rogers of Borg
Can you say critical mass?  I knew you could.
Can you say cruddy bloody buggy programs 3 x fast?
Can you say tagline?  I knew you could
Can you say, 'Demogorgon?'  Sure you can
Can you say, 'Kalashnikov?'  Sure you can!
Can you say.... keyboard?
Can you say:  Tongue planted firmly in cheek???
Can you say: Super-sado-masochistic-expialidocious!
Can you see it Joker?  It's written all over my face.
Can you see the REAL ME, can ya?!?!
Can you see the REAL ME, can ya?!?!  CAN YA??!?!!?!?!?!?!
Can you see the little piggies in their piggy lives... - Beatles
Can you see the real me ?
Can you see two big clamps? - Picard
Can you sell a timeshare in your marriage?
Can you sense the sarcasm???
Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
Can you show me where it hurts? Thank you &lt;prod&gt;
Can you sing the lyrics to "I'm a tugboat, Call me Mel"? - F!
Can you smell the deadly radiation coming out of the TV set?
Can you spare a moment, Chief O'Brien? I've got a little prob
Can you speak up?  I have a banana in my left ear
Can you spell "Odo" backwards?
Can you spell 'Enterprise'? E-N-T-E-R-P
Can you spell Enterprise? -- Classroom Computer
Can you spell Odo backwards?
Can you spot the Loony?
Can you stand up?
Can you stand up?  I do believe it's working, good -Floyd
Can you stay and talk for awhile? - T.Riker
Can you stay close enough to DS9 topics to not get evicted?? -Tim E
Can you still know nothing, if you don't know anything?
Can you substitute spam for eggs in spam, spam, eggs and spam?
Can you swim in melted dry ice without getting wet?
Can you take your bra off while driving..?
Can you teach an old Moderator new tricks?
Can you teach an old Sysop new tricks?
Can you teach an old hooker new tricks?
Can you teach an old moderator new tricks?
Can you teach new dogs old tricks?
Can you tell I need more recipes?
Can you tell I need more tag lines?
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? -Pink Floyd
Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
Can you tell me how to get to the Susquehana Hat Co.?
Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Lesbian Street!
Can you tell me the location of the Nuclear Wessles? - Chekov
Can you tell me what this is about? - Mulder
Can you tell me where the cemetary is, or what it is called?
Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park sites?
Can you tell that I'm wearing "Her Pants For Him"?  :-)
Can you tell that I'm wearing "Her Pants For Him"?  :-)
Can you tell us anymore? - McCoy
Can you tell us why we're here? Janeway
Can you think of another word for "synonym"?
Can you throw styrofoam peanuts to styrofoam elephants?
Can you trust a government that won't obey it's own laws?
Can you trust me with a child if you can't trust me with a ch
Can you turn that TV down please?  Im _trying_ to control a mind!'
Can you whistle 300 baud?
Can you wiggle your toes, chum?  RIGHT, let's go! -The Tick
Can you yell "yIHmey!" in a crowded Klingon restaurant?
Can your hair grow? Bashir to Data
Can your world cave in on you?
Can your worm before you squirm
Can't ANYBODY remember to turn off the Emergency Holographic Doctor?
Can't Fence Me In! - By J. L. Breaker
Can't I enjoy a little misery in peace? - Frank Burns
Can't I have just a LITTLE bit if sin???
Can't I just DO IT till i need glasses?
Can't I just do it until I need glasses?
Can't I just have a *little* peril?
Can't I like you for your mind and still love Hooters?
Can't I love BOTH your mind AND your body?
Can't I love both her mind -AND- her Hooters ???
Can't I love both your mind -AND- your Hooters ???
Can't I love you for your mind and like your hooters too?
Can't Live Without You - Scorpions
Can't Sleep, Clown 'll Eat Me, Can't Sleep, Clown 'll Eat
Can't Wal-Mart's Tech Support Department help you with this?
Can't Win, Can't Break Even, Can't Quit.
Can't You See I'm Operating! - Ren.
Can't You See, I Have No Talent! - Ren.
Can't You See, I'm Operating! - Ren.
Can't a werewolf just AVOID the moon?!
Can't act.  Slightly bald.  Also dances. -- RKO executive, reacting to Fred Astaire's screen test
Can't afford a tagline for this message.
Can't be *very* intelligent.  Look what they're flying. -- Crow
Can't be overdrawn, I still have checks!
Can't beat the real thing!
Can't catch a bird of paradise? Grab a wet hen.
Can't catch what you can't find
Can't clean my desk until they loosen my straight jacket
Can't cope?  Don't mope.  There's hope!  SMOKE DOPE!!!
Can't cut it out!  It'll grow right back! --Rafiki
Can't do it yourself eh?
Can't do it, Captain. Kim
Can't eat the feeling !
Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the Bruins in the back yard.
Can't eat. Can't sleep. Can't bury the wife in the yard.
Can't enter warp while food dispenser is making macaroni and cheese.
Can't even Trust Taglines to keep you out of trouble, these days!
Can't even talk without someone making recipes of it
Can't even trust taglines to keep you out of trouble, these days!
Can't expect to keep them on the farm after they've seen Pari
Can't face life on a razor's edge,
Can't find COFFEE.COM ....  SysOp Halted
Can't find COLDBEER.CAN, Moderator not loaded.
Can't find COLDBEER.CAN, SysOp not loaded
Can't find COLDBEER.CAN:  SYSOP.EXE not loaded
Can't find COLDBEER.CAN: Sysop not loaded.
Can't find COLDWINE.BOT, Moderator not loaded.
Can't find any new mail,........Start (W)hine (P)out........."AGAIN"!
Can't find drive B: ... formatting next drive
Can't find his ass with two hands and a periscope/
Can't find them anywhere. La Forge
Can't find your ancestor? Maybe he flunked his blood test!
Can't find your cat?  Look under my wheels
Can't find your cat?  Try checking under my tires
Can't fix it w/ vise-grips & duct tape? It c
Can't fix it? LOSE it. If you can't LOSE it. Sell it to tourists!
Can't format drive A:, formatting drive C: instead
Can't get a lawyer who knows the law? Get one who knows the judge.
Can't get no satisfaction from the facts?
Can't get the damn tagline fuction to work right!
Can't get this drive to backup, forward only operation.
Can't give up sex?  Get married and taper off.
Can't go out again until you return my straight jacket
Can't guarantee it'll wotk for you, but it did for me
Can't handle reality? Watch Animaniacs!
Can't happen.  Your BBS isn't running BCSUTI. =) - I.Beard
Can't hardly argue with that! - Anna Steven
Can't have everything.  Where would you put it?
Can't i leave you for 5 minutes alone? (Adam to Eve)
Can't keep from growing old, but I refuse to grow up
Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies
Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies.. - Pink Floyd
Can't keep my mind off the circling skys
Can't learn to DO IT well?  Learn to enjoy doing it badly
Can't leave you alone for a minute can I. -- Al Calavicci
Can't leave you alone for a minute can I?
Can't let blood get into my caffeine stream
Can't live on starlight alone; that's why we need cats!
Can't live with 'em, can't bury them in the backyard
Can't live with her, without her, or SHOOT her!
Can't load CANADA.SYS, invalid parameter, /LOWTAXES.
Can't lose my name, it's on all my stationery! - The Tick, to Barry
Can't make anything from a tree 'til it's cut down
Can't make the grades? Liberals will lower the standards for you.
Can't make the scene if you don't have the green! The Mask
Can't murder.  Eating. - Homer
Can't open /usr/lib/fortunes
Can't open CATFOOD.CAN - Eat Microsoft mouse instead (Y/n
Can't open CLINTON.LIE, cannot recover COUNTRY.USA
Can't play guitar while Rome is burning
Can't prove it.  No witnesses.  Now get me my lawyer!
Can't rain all the time -- The Crow
Can't read the copy Ma'am?  Funny, I can't read the original either!
Can't read, call 1800ABCDEFG; can't do math, call 6*5/4+2
Can't save. Not enough memory! Please save
Can't say that I blame you.  She sounds like a sweetheart.
Can't says as I did.  Sure don't remember it.  Got this one though!
Can't see it?  It's there.  I'm using stealth technology.
Can't see it? It IS there, using Stealth technology.
Can't see the bright side? Polish the dull side
Can't see the forest for the Dryads
Can't shoot? - Psycrow  I feel naked. - Professor MonkeyforaHead
Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little.
Can't sit back in your easy chair
Can't sleep?  Problem.  Are you a Ham?  NO PROBLEM!!!!  CQ-CQ-CQ... ;-{}
Can't solve the problem?  Pass a law! -- U.S. Congress
Can't spell lost without the LT
Can't stand still while the earth is turning
Can't stand the heat? Stop burning the books!
Can't stop assimilating Taglines? Try the new Tagline Patch.
Can't stop watching now. Bugs me a little.  &lt;smile&gt;  - Anna Steven
Can't stop what is coming.  Can't stop what is on it's way
Can't take cover 'til the coast is clear
Can't talk right now... The statue got me high
Can't talk to a man With a shotgun in his hand. - Carole King
Can't talk, see Flanders, later sex
Can't talk. Eating. - Homer
Can't talk. Kinda down. - Lisa
Can't talk. Praying. - Homer
Can't talk. Robbed. Go hell. - Homer
Can't talk. See Flanders. Later sex. - Homer
Can't teach an old dog new tricks?  Threaten to neuter them.
Can't tell by looking at a toad how high he'll jump.
Can't tell if this is true or dream. -Metallica
Can't the police find someone else to pick on besides BBS
Can't the replicator turn out a decent cup of coffee? -- Everyone
Can't think of a better buncha' people to die with - Crow
Can't think of anything that would make your life more
Can't think. Brain is on autopilot today
Can't touch this!
Can't trim the food without cooking the tree! -Ranma
Can't trust a monkey with a gun - Crow
Can't trust a monkey with a gun -- Crow T. Robot
Can't underestimate the power of fear.
Can't understand tagline! (A)bort (R)etry (L)augh anyway
Can't understand why my sacred cow died. I fed her plenty of veneration.
Can't use Windows, have single tasking brain and fingers.
Can't wait 'til Reagan fires us -Tom as air traffic ctrlr
Can't wait for MS-DOS 5.01!
Can't wait for him to stick his head out again
Can't wait for the 100Gb, 10ns drives!
Can't wait for the 100Gb, 10ns drives! C++ is still not good enough
Can't wait for them 100Gb, 10ns drives!
Can't wait to get my hands on those pesky robots! - Joel
Can't wait to try TFW
Can't wait to try out OLX as well
Can't wake up... accidentally reformatted my brain.
Can't we all just be Terrans?--Jim Mooney
Can't we all just get a beer? Norm Peterson.
Can't we all just get along? - G.A. Custer
Can't we all just get along? Sheriff Buck
Can't we all just get along?!   --The United Nations
Can't we can't we all just get a long gun?
Can't we discuss this like adults, Stinkyface?
Can't we do a little better than creamed corn, creamed corn, and creamed corn? - Mr. Garrison
Can't we find the minds to bring us closer to the heart -
Can't we fit him with a set of artificial lungs? Janeway
Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?
Can't we just be friends?
Can't we just try to have a good time? - Sito
Can't we play something else?  - Calvin
Can't we play something else? - Hobbes
Can't we taint the food or something?
Can't we taint the food or something? &lt;G&gt;
Can't work up any interest in THAT group of people - Mike
Can't ya' hit me!! - Ace Ventura
Can't you accept that this isn't an X-File?"--Scully (Lazarus)
Can't you be serious about anything, Mindweb?  Not a chance!
Can't you ever just........let go?! - Quark
Can't you get it right? Loot, Pillage, THEN Burn!
Can't you just see it? Oh, oh, oh
Can't you leave me alone?  No?  Why not?  Oh please?
Can't you read what people are in their faces?  Angela Lansbury
Can't you say `kill'?  You always have to romanticize it. --Lardner
Can't you see I want tenderness, you idiot?
Can't you see I'm cramming for an exam? - Tom asked testily
Can't you see I'm easily bothered by persistence.
Can't you see a belt without hitting below it?
Can't you see my temperature's rising. I radiate more heat than light
Can't you see that I'm busy?! - Odo
Can't you see what that woman is doing to me? -
Can't you see? It all makes perfect sense.
Can't you sharpen up your pencil a little on this?
Can't you tell I love that man.. :-) (Shelly Holley about A. Siddig)
Can't you tell by the look in my eyes I love you?!  - Great White
Can't you tell by the look in my eyes I'm mad about you?! -Great White
Can't you turn into a bird and fly us outta here? - Voyager
Can't you turn yourself into a bird and fly us out of here? - Paris
Can't you, can't you trip like I do ?
Can't. I didn't pay taxes for my daughter's nanny either.
Can't...  Do...  Plaid...   -Crusading Chameleon
Can't...do....plaid. -The Caped Chameleon/
Can't...keep...balance...THUD! - Tick with his antennae stolen
Can't? Can't? There's no such word as can't!
Can't? Can't? There's no such word as can't! &lt;The Doctor&gt;
Can-can girls DO IT for kicks
CanComp'n Tecknician!
CanYouComeHereAndFixMySpaceBarKey?ThankYou!
CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
Can`t you see that I`m not afraid ?
Cana-DOS:  Yer sure, eh?  (B)eauty! (N)o way! (T)ake off!
Cana-DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" (O)k, eh! (N)o way! (B)eauty!
Cana-DOS: Yer sure, eh? (B)eauty! (N)o way! (T)ake off!
Cana-DOS: Yer sure, eh? (O)k, eh! (N)o way! (B)eauty!
Cana-DOS: [Y]er sure, eh? [O]k, eh!   [N]o way, eh!   [B]eauty!
CanaDOS   (B)eauty!  (N)o Way!  (T)ake Off!
CanaDOS - EH?:\
CanaDOS - EH?:\&gt;
CanaDOS - Sure, eh? (B)eauty, eh? (T)ake off, hoser!
CanaDOS Prompt - EH?
CanaDOS:  "Yer sure, eh?" [y/n]
CanaDOS:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell the brewery?
CanaDOS:  Yer sure, eh?  (B)eauty!  (N)o way!  (T)ake off!
CanaDOS: Yer sure, eh? (B)eauty! (N)o way! (T)ake off, ya hoser!
CanaDOS:(Y)our sure-Eh? (B)eauty! (N)o Way (T)ake off!
CanaDos: "You sure, Eh? [Y/N]"
Canada & America - Separated by a common language!
Canada - C eh? N eh? D eh?
Canada -- home of the largest shopping center in the world
Canada 7 games to 1. Mark Mulvoy, Sports Illustrated.
Canada Bill Jone's motto: it is morally wrong to allow Suckers to keep their money
Canada Chat - where men are men and sheep are nervous!
Canada borders on the Home of the Brave: America!
Canada borders on the magnificent - ALASKA!
Canada didn't have a civil war to establish a continental nation!
Canada didn't have a revolution to establish a continental nation!
Canada has a much *lower* crime rate (per 100,000 people) that we do.
Canada has two months: Winter and July 11
Canada has two seasons. Winter and Construction.
Canada is a farm team for the United States. It is
Canada is not a real country. - Lucien Bouchard
Canada is so square even the female impersonators are women. -- From the movie "Outrageous"
Canada is totally MALE! We're BIGGER than they are. - M. McMullin
Canada should annex the U.S.A.
Canada strong & free - from sea to sea to sea!
Canada's just a hockey player breeding facility.
Canada's new motto: 'Tax To The Max!'
Canada, land of opportunity for Hong Kong businessmen
Canada, n. - Expurgated paperback edition of the United States
Canada, n. - The Readers Digest version of the United States
Canada, n. - The state so clever, it doesn't pay taxes to Washington!
Canada:   C Eh? N Eh? D Eh?
Canada:  51 Weeks Winter, One Week Hockeyless Summer
Canada: 1 week of summer, 51 weeks of hockey!!!
Canada: 51 weeks winter, one week hockeyless summer.
Canada: 9 months of winter, 3 months of bad skiing!
Canada: A pack of cigarettes- $8; a heart transplant- just $8.
Canada: C Eh? N Eh? D Eh?
Canada: Land of frigid winters and weird politicians.
Canada: Nine months of winter and three months of bad skiing
Canada: Save the trees, eat a beaver.
Canada: The one place in the world where it's not hip to be French.
Canada: from C:\*.* to shining C:\*.*
Canada: the state so clever, they don't pay taxes to Washington!
Canada?  What part of Texas is that in?
Canada? Nice place, just can't remember what state it's in.
Canada? What part of Texas is that in?
Canadian Alphabet: ....x, y, zed. Yeah, that's right ZED!
Canadian Alphabet: eh,b,c.
Canadian Alphabet:eh,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z
Canadian Currency (n): See Monopoly Money.
Canadian DOS Promot:  EH?
Canadian DOS Prompt C:\EH&gt;
Canadian DOS Prompt-----------------EH?:\&gt;
Canadian DOS Prompt: C:EH&gt;?
Canadian DOS prompt C:\EH?&gt;
Canadian DOS prompt: "Yer sure, eh? [Yes/No/Maybe]"
Canadian DOS prompt: "Yer sure, eh?" [y/n]
Canadian DOS prompt: EH?\&gt;
Canadian DOS prompt: Insert Disk #1, eh?
Canadian DOS:  "Yer sure, eh?" [y/n]
Canadian DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" (B)eauty (T)ake off
Canadian DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" (S)ure (N)o-way
Canadian DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" (Y/N)
Canadian DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" [?/?]
Canadian DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" [S]ure [N]o-way
Canadian DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" [y/n]
Canadian DOS: Yer sure, eh? (B)eauty! (N)o way! (T)ake off!
Canadian DOS: You sure, e h? [S]ure  [N]o way,eh?
Canadian Dos: Uh, yer sure eh? Y/N
Canadian Football--#1 sport of hosers everywhere!
Canadian Government Supplying Arms To Moslem Rebels
Canadian Life...A Screen, A Keyboard, A Message, and a United Canada
Canadian actually.  It's like an American, but without the gun
Canadian and Proud Eh!
Canadian culture
Canadian football junkies - on the next Geraldo!
Canadian foreplay: "Don't step on that twig or you'll scare the moose!"
Canadian is one of the major dialects of English.
Canadian kids have Nintendo; Japanese kids have homework.
Canadian men.....gotta love 'em, eh!
Canadian myth #1:  Canadians end every sentence with eh. Eh?
Canadian tagline - Add 7% for GST.
Canadian wildlife found here.
Canadian-U.S. dispute over softwood lumber: The wood not taken.
Canadian:  An unarmed American with health care.
Canadian: An American without the gun
Canadian: An unarmed American with decent health care
Canadian: I know 3 spices, Salt, Pepper, and Ketchup.
Canadian: OUR BALLS ARE BIGGER!!!
Canadian: Wayne Gretzky is my God.
Canadian: unarmed American with health care.
Canadians DO IT bilingually
Canadians DO IT in english and french.
Canadians First, Canadian Government Second.
Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated. - Cynthia Nelms
Canadians are just Americans without guns
Canadians don't take kindly to being mistaken for Yanks!
Canadians drank 24,000,000 gallons Kool-Aid summer '95.
Canadians have a special word for Sushi, they call it "Bait"
Canadians, I am NAFTA of Borg-Prepare to be assimilated.
Canadians:  The *other* Americans.
Canadians: The bland leading the bland
Canadians: unarmed Americans with health insurance.
Canalpal - A bug flies into your ear.
Canapes:  A sandwich that's cut into 24 pieces.
Canberra, the biggest daycare center in the world.
Canberra:  I went there once, but it was closed.
Cancan girls DO IT for kicks
Cancel A T.V. Show, Read A Book
Cancel battle stations, all decks stand-by alert." - Kirk
Cancel me not -- for what then shall remain?
Cancel my sloth!
Cancel my subscription to the resurrection.     -Jim Morr
Cancel the order.  We'll take the patient. -- Trapper
Cancer - The cure for smoking.
Cancer Man: As always, we maintain plausible denial
Cancer Man: Especially with punks like you who think they can bluff me
Cancer Man: Expose anything and you expose your father
Cancer Man: Got a light, Agent Mulder?
Cancer Man: He was never an opponent to the project
Cancer Man: I need to talk to you, Mr. Mulder.  In person
Cancer Man: I'm in the game because I believe what i'm doing is right
Cancer Man: In fact he authorised it, thats what he couldn't live with
Cancer Man: It's done every day
Cancer Man: Nothing disappears without a trace.
Cancer Man: Oh, you'll get your bonus. And I'll get your *head*
Cancer Man: Panic would have cost lives
Cancer Man: The files are only as real as their possible authentication
Cancer Man: The truth would have caused panic
Cancer Man: Then you don't know much, Agent Mulder
Cancer Man: We control the disease by controlling the information
Cancer Man: We tell you only what you need to know
Cancer Man: We weren't involved in that
Cancer Man: What did I tell you, Mr. Skinner.  I don't negotiate
Cancer Man: Where are you?
Cancer Man: Who are *you*?
Cancer Man: You can kill me now, but you'll never know the truth.
Cancer Man: You're a hard man to reach
Cancer Man: You're off the case! Go chase Bigfoot!
Cancer cures liberalism!
Cancer cures smoking
Cancer cures smoking - It puts you in a flip-top box too!
Cancer cures smoking.
Cancer cures smoking; death cures cancer
Cancer first, Liberals second.  - The Black Advenger
Cancer research is a growth industry. --George Carlin
Cancer, AIDS, Lukemia, Tuberculosis, Liberalism
Cancer: God's answer to bigots.
Cancer: The cure for smoking.
Cancerian nature is egocentric - we're just shellfish!
Cancerman: Mulder is dead... I took care of it myself
Cancerman: You could kill me now, but you'll never know the truth
Candidly, I cannot answer that. The question is too suppository
Candle-Vaulting:  by Jack B. Nimble
Candles don't burn up; they shed their light
Candles made from human fat, let the devil know where your at!
Candy & Flowers?  Baa Humbug!  They don't need those.
Candy Cave & her Romanian cousin Sucrose Spelunker - Tom
Candy Cave and her Romanian cousin, Sucrose Spelunker! -- Servo
Candy Consumers Love The Taste Of Boogers
Candy Found on Keyboard: Press Enter to Delete Children
Candy Gram for Mongo. Mongo LIKE candy!
Candy coated communion wafers!  Jesus Pieces!
Candy is Dandy But Liqour's Quicker!
Candy is Dandy but Sex Won't Rot Your Teeth!
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
Candy is dandy, but Pussy won't ROT your Teeth!
Candy is dandy, but it's slicker to lick'er
Candy is dandy, but lick her is quicker
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. &lt;=====Very old saying.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker...
Candy is dandy, but sex doesn't rot your teeth
Candy is the destiny that shapes our ends.
Candy on keyboard.  Delete children (Y/n)?
Candy's Dandy, but liquor's quicker
Candy's dandy but liquor's quicker. - O.N.
Candy's dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth.
Candy's fine and dandy, but sex don't rot your teeth.
Candy:  The joy of Brachs
CandyBORG: Wrappers are futile. Candy will be assimilated
Candygram for Mongo. Mongo LIKE candy!
Candygram for Mr. Mongo!
Candyman! Candyman! Candymanuuurk...!
Canine Bestseller: Upset Dog by Mr. Legs.
Canine Cuisine: Dog-Gone Food while you wait!!
Canine cricket player: Allan Border Collie.
Canis Wimpus: Breed of dog with a strong aversion to large cats.
Caniscootus - A dog pushing its food bowl around the floor as it eats.
Caniscootus:  A dog pushing its food bowl as it eats.
Caniscootus: A dog pushing its food bowl around the floor
Caniscootus: A dog pushing its food bowl as it eats.
Cann't clean desk until they loosen my striaght jacket
Cannabis Airline - Try us, Fly us!
Cannabis is enviroMENTALY safe!
Canned music is like audible wallpaper.
Cannibal #1:"Gee,I hate my mother-in-law."  #2 "So, try the potatoes."
Cannibal Kid: "What's for dinner?"   Mother: "Baked beings."
Cannibal Stewardess Vixens Unchained.
Cannibal Women in the Avacado Jungle of Death
Cannibal with indigestion:  "It must have been someone I ate."
Cannibal's recipe book:  How to Serve Your Fellow Man
Cannibal, n. - One who gets fed up with people
Cannibal:  A person who is fed up with people.
Cannibal:  one who gets fed up with people.
Cannibal: A person who is fed up with people.
Cannibal: Guy in a restaurant, and orders the waiter.
Cannibal: One who loves his fellow man...with gravy
Cannibal: Roast beef. Why?
Cannibal: one who gets fed up with people.
Cannibalism Rule 10: Jogger's are considered FAST FOOD!
Cannibalism Rule 11: Food fights....just before cooking!
Cannibalism Rule 4: No finger snacks before dinner!
Cannibalism Rule 6: Make sure you spit out the arm pits!
Cannibalism Rule 7: A mind is a terrible thing to waste!
Cannibalism Rule: Listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary!.
Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity
Cannibalism is cannibalism.  I mean, it's no big deal
Cannibalism....it's not just for dinner anymore
Cannibalism: intra-species dining
Cannibalize : What headhunters see with.
Cannibals ARE what they eat!
Cannibals aren't vegetarian; they're humanitarians.
Cannibals consider joggers to be Fast Food.
Cannibals desserts: Chocolate covered aunts or Chocolate covered nuts
Cannibals don't eat Animal Rights Wackos. They say they taste weird
Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny.
Cannibals don't eat clowns! (they taste funny)
Cannibals don't eat clowns, because they taste funny.
Cannibals don't eat clowns.  They say they taste funny.
Cannibals don't eat lawyers
Cannibals don't eat lawyers. Professional courtesy.
Cannibals never eat clowns because they taste funny
Cannibals send out for pizza boys.
Cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny.
Cannibals would never eat Clinton...He's too hard to swallow
Cannibals' Rule #10: Joggers are considered to be Fast Food
Cannibals' favorite beverage?  Handshakes!
Canning's Law:  Nothing is so fallacious as facts -- except figures
Cannon Films....guaranteed to show up on MST3K
Cannon!  This guy's a pig...and so are you.  Did you program this guy?
Cannon's Comment: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire
Cannot Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
Cannot Load CLINTON.SYS - File Corrupt.  (Truth Missing)
Cannot access COLDBEER.CAN  Sysop not loaded!!!
Cannot access reality - Abort, Retry, Freak out? &lt;A,R,F&gt;
Cannot close TROUSER.ZIP. Insert floppy and retry
Cannot connect at 38400bps, performing self-destruction!
Cannot drive.Bad input information (music)
Cannot find BOMB.ICON:  crash anyway?  (Y/N/R)
Cannot find COLDBEER.CAN - Sysop not loaded
Cannot find COLDBEER.CAN, Moderator not loaded.
Cannot find COLDBEER.CAN, Sysop not loaded.
Cannot find ORG.ASM girlfriend halted
Cannot find REALITY.SYS ...Universe halted
Cannot fork -- try again
Cannot kill the family, battery is found in me
Cannot load CLINTON.SYS - File Corrupt - Truth Not Found!
Cannot load COLDBEER.CAN, operator halted
Cannot load REALITY.SYS. Invalid parameter /UTOPIA
Cannot load TAGLINE.SYS, system halted.
Cannot locate B:rain  (A)bort (T)erminate (I)gnore
Cannot locate coldbeer.can: operator not loaded
Cannot open /usr/games/lib/fortunes
Cannot open /usr/games/lib/taglines
Cannot open BEER.CAN:  Operator not loaded
Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN  Eat mouse instead? (Y/N) 
Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN - Eat Logitech mouse? (Y/n)
Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN - Eat Microsoft mouse instead
Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN - Eat logitech mouse instead (Y/n)?
Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN: Eat MOUSE.SYS instead? &lt;Y/N&gt;
Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN: Eat mouse instead? (Y/n)
Cannot open Windows, using Doors instead
Cannot save CONSTITUTION.USA  Run SECESSION.NOW  Y/n
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?
Cannot understand recipe: &lt;A&gt;bort, &lt;R&gt;etry, &lt;C&gt;ook anyway?
Cannot understand tagline (A)bort (R)etry (L)augh anyway
Canola oil is for _cooking_??  Duckman
Canon Law:  An ancient arms limitation treaty
Canon is irrelevant.   --TPTB of Borg
Canon is irrelevant.  All will be assimilated
Canst thou by searching find out God? - Job 11:7
Cant be VERY intelligent, look what they're flying - Crow
Cant expect to keep them on the farm after they've seen P
Cant fuel an industry like anime w/out a pretty firm national schoolgirl fetish.
Cant produces countercant. - Arthur Herzog
Cant see the difference between Mole & Minogue
Cant' you turn into a bird and fly us out? -Paris to Chakotay
Canta il futuro!
Cantaloupe + Lassie = Melon-Collie Baby
Canter and Siegel/Spew Green Card on Usenet; a/Thousand points of Spam./
Cantus Firmus:  The part you get when you can only play four notes.
Canuck: An unarmed Yank with health insurance
Cap that seeder before you breed her
Cap'n ! She's a 2400 ! She canna take this much abuse !!!
Cap'n Barney's last words: Don't worry, the Borg are nice
Cap'n Crunch Dead. Cereal Killer Held. More at 11.
Cap'n Crunch found dead- Cerial killer suspected
Cap'n Crunch found murdered!  Cereal killer blamed.
Cap'n Crunch stabbed 57 times- Was it a cereal killer?
Cap'n th' t'gline dinna say ennythin'!!
Cap'n!  The twit filter canna take much a more a 'dis.
Cap'n!  The twit filter canna take much more
Cap'n!  The twit filters canna take much more o' this!
Cap'n! Cap'n! The UART's will'nae take the speed!
Cap'n! The modem canna keep up this speed much longer!
Cap'n! The spell checker kinna handle this abuse!
Cap'n! The spellchecker canna take this abuse!
Cap'n! The twit filter canna take much more!!
Cap'n! The twit shields canna take much more o' this!
Cap'n,  The filters canna take much more o' this!
Cap'n, I threw your stinkin palm tree overboard!
Cap'n, is somethin' wrong wi' yuir chair?  - Scotty
Cap'n, it's the har' drive!  She canna take much more!
Cap'n, she's only a 2400, she canna take 1650 cps!  ...Scotty
Cap'n, the UARTs kenna take these speeds!
Cap'n, the twit filters kenna take nae more!
Cap'n, this t'glin dinna' say ennythin!
Cap'n, we're at 1700 CPS. The UARTs canna take any more!
Cap'n, you canna break the laws of physics!
Cap't!  The twit shields canna take much more!
Capatain's Log, stardate 28514.8...nothing interesting
Capiche? -- Tom Servo
Capital City..the Windy Apple.. - Mindy Simmons
Capital Punishment Justification #1: Prevention of repeat crimes.
Capital Punishment Justification #2: Deterrance of other criminals.
Capital Punishment Justification #3: Punishment of the gu
Capital Punishment means never having to say "you again?"
Capital Punishment means never having to say - "YOU AGAIN?"
Capital Punishment reduces second offenses drastically
Capital Punishment, n. - Never having to say `you again?'
Capital Punishment, n. - Society's recognition of the sanctity of human life
Capital Punishment:  Sure cure for prison overcrowding
Capital Punishment:  The Male-Only Death Penalty
Capital Punishment: Congress comes up with a new tax.
Capital Punishment: the income tax.
Capital Punishment: the income tax.
Capital as such is not evil; it is its wrong use that is evil. --Ghandi
Capital letters were always the best way of dealing with things you didn't have a good answer to. - Douglas Adams
Capital punishment ends recidivism!
Capital punishment is a pain
Capital punishment is society's recognition of the sanctity of human life
Capital punishment means never having to say "YOU AGAIN?"
Capital punishment means those without the capital get punished.
Capital punishment:  People in the Capital need to be punished.
Capital punishment: Income tax
Capital punishment: people in the Capitol need to be punished
Capital, (n). The seat of misgovernment.
Capitalism I love it!
Capitalism and markets do not provide for all human needs. - Bob Klein
Capitalism can exist in one of only two states:  welfare or warfare.
Capitalism is based on the assumption that you can win
Capitalism is good for people and for other living things. - Rush
Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man, Communism is the complete opposite
Capitalism is the exploitation of one man by another; socialism is the reverse
Capitalism is the unequal distribution of wealth. Socialism is the equal distribution of poverty
Capitalism is what people do if you leave them alone.
Capitalism rewards success.  Socialism rewards failure
Capitalism, I love it!
Capitalism:  Man exploiting man.   Socialism:  The reverse.
Capitalism: It's not just a good idea, it's the BEST idea!
Capitalism: Man exploiting man. Socialism: The reverse.
Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Capitalist rap group: Snoop Dog-Eat-Dog.
Capitalist:    S*** happens & it'll cost you.
Capitalistic man exploits man; Socialism reverses this.
Capitol Hill Bank: Member F.L.E.E.C.E.
Capitol Punishment?  Yes, punish everyone in the capitol!
Capitol punishment...what Congress inflicts on the public
Caponism                  I can make sh*t happen to you!
Cappuchino is the dessert form of coffee.
Capra's Wisdom:  A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something
Caps Lock is Lame.. But Da Esc is Da Real Thing!!!
Caps Lock is here... One would expect Gasp Lock next, yeah?
Caps Lock is rubber. Push it as hard as you can, still it gets up
CapsLock Sux, FrosenCock Rulez
Capsaicin isn't a food group it's a life requirement like air or water
Capsize - same as hat size - see bulkhead
Capslock = BrainLock
Capsule - A space ship
Capt'n !  The spellchecker kinna take this abuse!
Capt'n!  The Censors canna' take much more o' this!
Capt'n!  The spell checker kinna take this abuse!
Capt'n!  The twit filter canna take much more o' this!
Capt'n! Jeremy is unlurking off the port bow, arming his TAG-X PRO!
Capt'n! The modem canna keep up this speed much longer!
Capt'n! The spellchecker kinna take this abuse!
Capt'n! The twit filter kinna take much more!
Capt'n, The Editor Canna Hold Any More Taglines. She's Gonna Blow!
Capt'n... the modem cannot keep up this speed much longer!
Capt'n....there be whales here!!!!!!         Scotty
Capt, CyberSpace is expanding so quickly it shows a Blue Wave shift.
Capt. James T. Kirk:  Intergalactic Space Whore!
Capt. Kirk & Toilet paper...both keep Klingons off Uranus
Capt. Kirk gives lousy head, but by gosh, the price is right. - Spock.
Capt. Picard in foreplay: Make it so! Engage!
Capt. Sanity's Super Hero Sanitarium. What's your problem? -Minda
Capt. it would appear this civilization uses taglines to communicate.
Capt. log, s.d. 49999.9... That late? Red alert!
Capt., experiments show that dead puppies aren't much fun.
Captain  if we push it any harder it might blow !
Captain #AL#, it's the Death Star! We mu*^%#&%$#NO CARRIER
Captain #AL#, the auto-destruct sequence is activated.
Captain - "What's that odor?"
Captain - "What's that odor?"   Worf - "Apologies, Sir!"
Captain - What's that odor?    Worf apologise!   Worf!!
Captain - What's that odor? Worf - Apologies, Sir!
Captain - What's that odor? Worf apologise! Worf!!
Captain -- the Borg have not been seen since they installed Windoze
Captain ... Renegade ship approc!@$(@#&$* NO CARRIER
Captain ... one .. harmless ... little ... Tribble?
Captain ... one .. harmless ... little ... Tribble? - Cyrano Jones
Captain @F to the rescue!
Captain @F!!! Cardassian warship decloaking off the#$^ NO CARRIER
Captain @F's Log Stardate @1
Captain @F, I must protest! I am NOT a merry man!
Captain @F, I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage
Captain @F, Sir, that looks like earth. Turn About!
Captain @F, a Klingon does NOT play Lemmings
Captain @F, a shuttle craft just launched
Captain @F, being held by you isn't enough to get me excited
Captain @F, experiments show that dead puppies aren't much fun
Captain @F, it's the Death Star! We mu *^%#&%$# NO CARRIER
Captain @F, the Enterprise has been taken over
Captain @F, the Enterprise has just been boarded by hostiles
Captain @F, the auto-destruct sequence is activated
Captain @F, the communicators are out of range
Captain @F, the communicators don't work
Captain @F, the probe is launched
Captain @F, the readings I get go off the scale
Captain @F, the weapons have been rendered useless
Captain @F, there be raptors here... &^@$#%* NO CARRIER
Captain @F, we've just landed
Captain @F, why do our phasers look like dust busters?
Captain @FLAST@!!! Cardassian warship decloaking off the#$^ NO CARRIER
Captain @FLAST@'s Log Stardate @SDATE@
Captain @FLAST@, I must protest! I am NOT a merry man!
Captain @FLAST@, I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage
Captain @FLAST@, Sir, that looks like earth. Turn About!
Captain @FLAST@, a Klingon does NOT play Lemmings
Captain @FLAST@, a shuttle craft just launched
Captain @FLAST@, experiments show that dead puppies aren't much fun
Captain @FLAST@, it's the Death Star! We mu *^%#&%$# NO CARRIER
Captain @FLAST@, the Enterprise has been taken over
Captain @FLAST@, the Enterprise has just been boarded by hostiles
Captain @FLAST@, the auto-destruct sequence is activated
Captain @FLAST@, the communicators are out of range
Captain @FLAST@, the communicators don't work
Captain @FLAST@, the probe is launched
Captain @FLAST@, the readings I get go off the scale
Captain @FLAST@, the weapons have been rendered useless
Captain @FLAST@, there be raptors here... &^@$#%* NO CARRIER
Captain @FLAST@, we've just landed
Captain @FLAST@, why do our phasers look like dust busters?
Captain @FN@, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited.
Captain @FN@, why does your phaser look like a dust buster?
Captain @L to the rescue!
Captain @L!!! Cardassian warship decloaking off the#$^ NO CARRIER
Captain @L's Log Stardate @1
Captain @L, I must protest! I am NOT a merry man!
Captain @L, I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage
Captain @L, Sir, that looks like earth. Turn About!
Captain @L, a Klingon does NOT play Lemmings
Captain @L, a shuttle craft just launched
Captain @L, being held by you isn't enough to get me excited
Captain @L, experiments show that dead puppies aren't much fun
Captain @L, it's the Death Star! We mu *^%#&%$# NO CARRIER
Captain @L, the Enterprise has been taken over
Captain @L, the Enterprise has just been boarded by hostiles
Captain @L, the auto-destruct sequence is activated
Captain @L, the communicators are out of range
Captain @L, the communicators don't work
Captain @L, the probe is launched
Captain @L, the readings I get go off the scale
Captain @L, the weapons have been rendered useless
Captain @L, there be raptors here... &^@$#%* NO CARRIER
Captain @L, we've just landed
Captain @L, why do our phasers look like dust busters?
Captain @L... Renegade ship approc!@$(@#&$* NO CARRIER
Captain @LN@ is in Counselor Troi's quarters
Captain @LN@ is in Dr. Crusher's quarters
Captain @LN@ is in Major Kira's quarters
Captain @LN@, I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage.
Captain @LN@...one harmless little...Tribble?
Captain @TF@ to the rescue!
Captain @TFName, being held by you isn't enough to get me excited
Captain @TFName, why do our phasers look like dust busters?
Captain @TName's Log Stardate %d/%m/%Y
Captain @TName, I must protest! I am NOT a merry man! - Worf
Captain @TName, I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage. - Troi
Captain @TName, Sir, that looks like earth. Turn About!
Captain @TName, a shuttle craft just launched
Captain @TName, experiments show that dead puppies aren't much fun
Captain @TName, it's the Death Star! We mu *^%#&%$# NO CARRIER
Captain @TName, the Enterprise has been taken over
Captain @TName, the Enterprise has just been boarded by hostiles
Captain @TName, the auto-destruct sequence is activated
Captain @TName, the communicators are out of range
Captain @TName, the communicators don't work
Captain @TName, the probe is launched
Captain @TName, the readings I get go off the scale
Captain @TName, the weapons have been rendered useless
Captain @TName, we've just landed
Captain @TOFIRST@ to the rescue!
Captain @TOFIRST@, being held by you isn't enough to get me excited
Captain @TOFIRST@, it's the Death Star! We mu *^%#&%$# NO CARRIER
Captain @TOFIRST@, why do our phasers look like dust busters?
Captain @TOFIRST@.. Renegade ship approc!@$(@#&$* NO CARRIER
Captain @TOLAST@ to the rescue!
Captain @TOLAST@!!! Cardassian warship decloaking off the#$^ NO CARRIER
Captain @TOLAST@'s Log Stardate @SDATE@
Captain @TOLAST@, I must protest! I am NOT a merry man!
Captain @TOLAST@, I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage
Captain @TOLAST@, Sir, that looks like earth. Turn About!
Captain @TOLAST@, a Klingon does NOT play Lemmings
Captain @TOLAST@, a shuttle craft just launched
Captain @TOLAST@, being held by you isn't enough to get me excited
Captain @TOLAST@, experiments show that dead puppies aren't much fun
Captain @TOLAST@, it's the Death Star! We mu *^%#&%$# NO CARRIER
Captain @TOLAST@, stop staring at my chest! --Troi
Captain @TOLAST@, the Enterprise has been taken over
Captain @TOLAST@, the Enterprise has just been boarded by hostiles
Captain @TOLAST@, the auto-destruct sequence is activated
Captain @TOLAST@, the communicators are out of range
Captain @TOLAST@, the communicators don't work
Captain @TOLAST@, the probe is launched
Captain @TOLAST@, the readings I get go off the scale
Captain @TOLAST@, the weapons have been rendered useless
Captain @TOLAST@, there be raptors here... &^@$#%* NO CARRIER
Captain @TOLAST@, we've just landed
Captain @TOLAST@, why do our phasers look like dust busters?
Captain @TOLAST@... Renegade ship approc!@$(@#&$* NO CARRIER
Captain @TOLAST@...one harmless little...Tribble?
Captain @ln@... Renegade ship approc!@$(@#&$* NO CARRIER
Captain All to the rescue!
Captain Australia is irrelevant, he will be assimilated into the Borg
Captain Barbara to the rescue!
Captain Barney's last words: Don't worry the Borg are friendly.
Captain Bart to the Borg - "Assimilate my shorts!"
Captain Ben, the communicators don't work
Captain Broughton, it's the Death Star! We mu *^%#&%$# NO CARRIER
Captain Bullitt, I must protest! I am NOT a merry man!
Captain Bullitt, I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage.
Captain Bullitt, Sir, that looks like earth. Turn About!
Captain Bullitt, a Klingon does NOT play Lemmings.
Captain Bullitt, a shuttle craft just launched.
Captain Bullitt, experiments show that dead puppies aren't much fun.
Captain Bullitt, it's the Death Star! We mu*^%#&%$#NO CARRIER
Captain Bullitt, the Enterprise has been taken over.
Captain Bullitt, the Enterprise has just been boarded by hostiles.
Captain Bullitt, the auto-destruct sequence is activated.
Captain Bullitt, the communicators are out of range.
Captain Bullitt, the communicators don't work.
Captain Bullitt, the probe is launched.
Captain Bullitt, the readings I get go off the scale.
Captain Bullitt, the weapons have been rendered useless.
Captain Bullitt, we've just landed.
Captain Bullitt, why do our phasers look like dustbusters?
Captain Butler, we've just landed.
Captain Cajones and the Testosterone Rangers.
Captain Comic II - Fractured Reality
Captain Crunch and Tony Tiger dead! Cereal killer on the loose
Captain Crunch is dead. Looks like a cereal killing.
Captain Crunch murdered - cereal killer suspected.
Captain Crunch, commander of the Cereal Port?
Captain Cyrus to the rescue!
Captain Daft - Your one stop shop for DaFt information!
Captain Data: Number 00000001, you have the bridge.
Captain Deering, it's the Death Star! We mu *^%#&%$# NO CARRIER
Captain High at your service - Servo Chorus
Captain Hook died of jock itch
Captain Hook died yesterday of Jock Itch.
Captain Hook must remember not to pick his nose.
Captain Horatio Hornblower would hang you by the nearest yard arm!
Captain Howdy will show me the way - Tom
Captain I protest ... I am NOT a merry man! --Worf
Captain I protest, Warriors are not cute!
Captain Ingram, experiments show that dead puppies aren't much fun.
Captain Ingram, it's the Death Star! We mu *^%#&%$# NO CARRIER
Captain Janeway can't wait to get home and drive her Caravan.
Captain Janeway eats here when she can find us!  - Vic's Restaurant
Captain Janeway is stored in memory block 41 Alpha. - Computer
Captain Janeway's only credit card?  The "Discover" card!
Captain Janeway, I'm a hologram but not a human
Captain Joel to the rescue!
Captain Kathryn Janeway -- USS Voyager
Captain Kirk and Samantha Fox Seen Together in Amsterdam. "Is It Love?"
Captain Kirk has three ears: left, right and a final front ear!
Captain Kirk in an S&M bar: "Beat me up, Scotty."
Captain Kirk is a weenie.
Captain Kirk is one of a kind... - McCoy
Captain Kirk to Enterprise:  four to upload
Captain Kirk told me to infiltrate Project Redlight
Captain Kirk, meet Forrest Gorn
Captain Kirk, meet my father.  He's Dad, Jim. - McCoy
Captain Kirk, would you like to give the word to get underway?
Captain Kirk...please...respond.
Captain Kirk:  "We come in peace. Shoot to kill."
Captain Morgan's and blood, please ... shaken, not stirred.
Captain Napalm!  Protector of the American Way! -C&H
Captain Orville to the rescue!
Captain Orville, I must protest! I am NOT a merry man!
Captain Orville, I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage.
Captain Orville, Sir, that looks like earth. Turn About!
Captain Orville, a Klingon does NOT play Lemmings.
Captain Orville, a shuttle craft just launched.
Captain Orville, being held by you isn't enough to get me excited.
Captain Orville, experiments show that dead puppies aren't much fun.
Captain Orville, it's the Death Star! We mu*^%#&%$#NO CARRIER
Captain Orville, the Enterprise has been taken over.
Captain Orville, the Enterprise has just been boarded by hostiles.
Captain Orville, the auto-destruct sequence is activated.
Captain Orville, the communicators are out of range.
Captain Orville, the communicators don't work.
Captain Orville, the probe is launched.
Captain Orville, the readings I get go off the scale.
Captain Orville, the weapons have been rendered useless.
Captain Orville, we've just landed.
Captain Orville, why do our phasers look like dust busters?
Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom
Captain Pican, the wackiest nut in the Galaxy
Captain Picard!  Mr. Spock just swallowed our budget!
Captain Picard, I have a clever plan! - Ensign Baldrick
Captain Picard, I have a cunning plan! -Ensign Baldrick
Captain Picard, I must protest! I am NOT a Merry Man! - Worf
Captain Picard, stop staring at my chest! * Troi
Captain Picard... To BOLDLY go where no one has gone before.
Captain Piccard to the bridge.
Captain Planet..He's a liberal..Gonna subvert all the children
Captain Pollard! Renegade ship approac!@$(@#&$* NO CARRIER
Captain Riker has never lost - Riker
Captain Ruth to the rescue!
Captain Scully: Hey, Starbuck. Be careful
Captain Sensitive on the job here - Tom on pushy cop
Captain Sensitive on the job here. -- Tom Servo
Captain Sisko was convinced he could change her mind...- O'Brien2
Captain Sisko would try to fight his way out of this. - O'Brien2
Captain Sisko's dead. - O'Brien2
Captain Smith, a Klingon does NOT play Lemmings.
Captain Spam, I must protest!  I am not a Crunchy Frog!  Monty Python
Captain Stephanie to the rescue!
Captain Sulu: Are you kidding!!!???
Captain Sulu: FLY HER APART THEN!
Captain Sulu: My God!  Shields!  SHIELDS!
Captain Sulu: Never tell me the odds
Captain Taglines (Kirk, Picard, Janeway)
Captain Tammy to the rescue!
Captain Thompson!!! Cardassian warship decloaking off the#$^ NO CARRIE
Captain Trips, you wanna give it a rest?
Captain Trips, you wanna give it a rest? - Mike to Crow
Captain Trips, you wanna give it a rest? -- Mike Nelson
Captain White, the communicators are out of range
Captain Yakko, why do our phasers look like dust busters?
Captain Yakko, your new ship, the USS Water Tower, is ready in Stardock.
Captain Your new ship, the U.S.S. #AL# is ready in Star-Dock.
Captain Your new ship, the U.S.S. Hall-graham is ready in Star-Dock
Captain Your new ship, the U.S.S. Orville is ready in Star-Dock.
Captain in an S&M bar: Beat me up, Scotty!
Captain my tag line, It just ... wanished!
Captain of the Klingon Overhand Bowling Team
Captain on the bridge.  (Translated: get off your butts.)
Captain on the bridge. - Data
Captain one .. harmless little Tribble?
Captain please, not in front of the Klingons.
Captain please, not in front of the Klingons. Cereal Killer Strikes Again!
Captain we seem to have run out of witty taglines...Abandom Ship
Captain we're at 1700 CPS. The UARTs canna take much more.
Captain we're out of Columbian coffee - Tom to pilot
Captain your head! You're growing HAIR!!!
Captain!   It's Bob Morgan off starboard bow unlurking.
Captain!  A Klinkon Sheep!  An Enema Wessel! - Chekov
Captain!  Moderator decloa*2:**b** NO CARRIER
Captain!  Moderator off starboard!
Captain!  Sensors detect an end-of-file marker
Captain!  Someone has snorted all the dilithium crystals!
Captain!  The UARTs kenna' take these speeds!
Captain!  The spellchecker canna take this abuse!
Captain!  The tricorder isn't listening to me! - Worf
Captain!  They're sending us Windows 95!  &lt;Enterprise self-destructs&gt;
Captain!  They've switched our Dilithium crystals for New Folgers!
Captain! - Ramirez
Captain! -Ramirez/Babylon 5
Captain! 90210 is hailing us!
Captain! Admiral Brahms is on sub-space requesting you!!!
Captain! Here's a trick I haven't shown you before. - Chakotay
Captain! I am sensing something painfully obvious. - Troi
Captain! I sense millions of minds...staring at my cleavage! - Troi
Captain! I sense.... the Moderator! - Troi
Captain! Moderator decloaking off port%$NO CARRIER
Captain! Moderator decloaking on port side!
Captain! Moderator decloak~%$#NO CARRIER
Captain! Moderator decloak~2:{i?=n*&g NO CARRIER
Captain! One... harmless... little Limbaugh? --Cyrano Jones.
Captain! Riker is snorting all the dilithium crystals. Wow!
Captain! Romulan Warbird decloa-************ NO CARRIER
Captain! Romulan Warbird powering up weapo%$(&^(^)#$^#@^@&
Captain! Romulan Warbird powering up wepo@*&#^()@! NO CARRIER
Captain! Sensors are picking up a line eater!.
Captain! Sensors detect a TagLine thief!
Captain! Sensors detect an approaching message Tearline!
Captain! Sensors detect an end-of-file marker...
Captain! She kinna take morrre of thies! We'rrre out of duct tape!
Captain! She's gonna blow! We'rrrre out of duct tape!
Captain! Someone has snorted all the dilithium crystals!
Captain! Swollen glands off the starboard bow! - Worf
Captain! The Intrepid! It just...died! Spock
Captain! The UARTs can't handle this speed much longer!
Captain! The UARTs kenna' take these speeds!
Captain! The UARTs won't take the speed
Captain! The Uart'S Canna Take Any More Of This!
Captain! The spell checker kinna take this abuse!
Captain! The stars...are gone! . Chekov
Captain! Their minds canna take this stuff!
Captain! There be whales! --Scotty
Captain! They have found a way to penetrate our shields#$%^ NO CARRIER
Captain!! I sense...I sense...I sense a commercial coming!
Captain!! Incoming$%$% NO CARRIER
Captain!! Warp core breech imminen- @#$@..&%"#@  NO CARRIER
Captain!!! The Twit Filters canna' take much more a' this
Captain!!, Moderator decloaking on port side...!!!
Captain!? Commander!? Can we talk? --Londo.
Captain's Log Star Date 48231.2, I Hate Doing Log Entries.
Captain's Log Stardate 9572.05: Another strange message written.
Captain's Log Stardate 9754.75: Ensign Landers is under guard
Captain's Log Stardate @1: Ensign @F is under guard
Captain's Log Stardate @1: Ensign @F is under investigation
Captain's Log Stardate @1: Ensign @L is under guard
Captain's Log Stardate @1: Ensign @L is under investigation
Captain's Log Stardate @1: Worf bites Ensign @F
Captain's Log Stardate @SDATE@: Ensign @FLAST@ is under guard
Captain's Log Stardate @SDATE@: Ensign @FLAST@ is under investigation
Captain's Log Stardate @SDATE@: Ensign @TOLAST@ is under guard
Captain's Log Stardate @SDATE@: Ensign @TOLAST@ is under investigation
Captain's Log Stardate @SDATE@: Worf bites Ensign @TOLAST@
Captain's Log, Star Date @SDATE@
Captain's Log, Stardate  Hey, Spock!  Is this Friday?
Captain's Log, Stardate %d/%m/%Y "Ensign @TName beams aboard"
Captain's Log, Stardate -----...  Hey, Spock!  Is this Tuesday?
Captain's Log, Stardate ...  Hey, Spock!  Is this Friday?
Captain's Log, Stardate 12:00, 12:00, 12:00
Captain's Log, Stardate 1514.1 ....the Enterprise is in tow. - Kirk
Captain's Log, Stardate 3025...ahhhhhhh point 3. - Kirk
Captain's Log, Stardate @1: Ensign @F beams aboard
Captain's Log, Stardate @1: Worf bites Ensign @L
Captain's Log, Stardate @SDATE@: Ensign @FLAST@ beams aboard
Captain's Log, Stardate @SDATE@: We've been attacked by @F!
Captain's Log, Stardate.. Hey, Spock!  Is this Friday?
Captain's Log, star date 21:34.5.
Captain's Log, stardate 1701.2 on the bridge of the LRBBS
Captain's Log......&lt;flush&gt;
Captain's Log:  Been there, done that, have the T-shirt!
Captain's Log:  Same stuff.  Different sector.
Captain's Log: stardate... um, does anyone know the date?
Captain's log Stardate %d/%m/%Y "Ensign @TName is under guard..."
Captain's log Stardate %d/%m/%Y "Ensign @TName is under investigation."
Captain's log Stardate 9699.01 Ensign Bullitt is under guard
Captain's log, Stardate %d/%m/%Y "Worf bites Ensign @TName"
Captain's log, Stardate %d/%m/%Y: "We've been attacked by @TFName!"
Captain's log, Stardate 42336.2: We've been attacked by Taxi!
Captain's log, Stardate @1: We've been attacked by @F!
Captain's log, Stardate @SDATE@: We've been attacked by @TOFIRST@!
Captain's log, stardate 1234.5 - Bored beyond belief!
Captain's log, stardate 3 1/2: Stone Age Trek
Captain's log, stardate 41358.2.  I am nailed to the hull
Captain's sporting a bike rack! -Crow on guy's butt crack
Captain,  I am sensin' menacin' background music.  Cheeeiit
Captain, @F is snorting the Dilithium Crystals again!
Captain, @F off starboard brow unlurking
Captain, @FLAST@ is snorting the Dilithium Crystals again!
Captain, @TName off starboard brow unlurking
Captain, @TOFIRST@ is snorting the Dilithium Crystals again!
Captain, @TOFIRST@ off starboard brow unlurking
Captain, @TOLAST@ is snorting the Dilithium Crystals again!
Captain, Aston's smoking the Dilithium again!
Captain, Bullitt is snorting the Dilithium Crystals again!
Captain, David's smoking the Dilithium again!
Captain, Engines here. Scotty canna take much more of this!
Captain, He  off starboard brow unlurking.
Captain, Hill is snorting the Dilithium Crystals again!
Captain, I am sensing menacing background music
Captain, I beleive it is time for a colorful metaphor.
Captain, I believe I have found the cause of the power surge. - Data
Captain, I believe it is time for a colorful metaphor
Captain, I believe that we have lost our sex appeal. LT. Tuvok
Captain, I believe there's an energy source in the liver of the cloud
Captain, I believe we have lost our sex appeal. Tuvok
Captain, I believe your friend Stinky has arrived - Ivanova
Captain, I belive your friend `stinky' has arived.  - Susan
Captain, I can see that you do not understand us. Ayelborne
Captain, I did not come here to undermine this mission. - Ro Laren
Captain, I didn't know Human women were so fragile - Worf
Captain, I didn't know human females were so FRAGILE. - Worf
Captain, I do not make this request lightly. - Spock
Captain, I don't know how much longer I can hold her together! Scott
Captain, I don't know what's going on! - Ro Laren
Captain, I don't know who to trust anymore.  - Ensign Ro
Captain, I don't see how that could be! - McCoy
Captain, I don't think we're alone. Paris
Captain, I fail to understand how he failed to recognize us. - Spock
Captain, I hope you realize what you've done to us. T'Jon
Captain, I know what I know. Spock
Captain, I must have some platinum. - Spock
Captain, I must protest--a Klingon does NOT play Tetris!
Captain, I need to kill someone - Worf
Captain, I never will understand Humans. - Spock
Captain, I protest -- I am not a merry man! - Worf
Captain, I protest!  A AM NOT A MERRY MAN! (Worf)
Captain, I protest.  I am NOT a merry man! - Worf
Captain, I see no reason to stand here and be insulted. - Spock
Captain, I sense Ensign Munchausen is lying!
Captain, I sense Ensign Munchausen is lying. -- D. Troi
Captain, I sense a PLOT DEVICE!
Captain, I sense a commercial coming.  Troi
Captain, I sense a million minds focused on my cleavage
Captain, I sense a million minds staring at my cleavage.
Captain, I sense a powerful presence..........it's the Moderator!!
Captain, I sense an imminent commercial break.  -Troi
Captain, I sense great hostility.
Captain, I sense he is staring at my cleavage! - D. Troi
Captain, I sense intense sexual thoughts.
Captain, I sense millions of guys'  eyes staring at my cleavage.
Captain, I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage
Captain, I sense millions of minds staring at my body
Captain, I sense millions of people staring at my breasts.
Captain, I sense millions of thoughts centered on my ...my ...!!
Captain, I sense millions staring at my cleavage
Captain, I sense. . . Chocolate! - Deanna
Captain, I sense. . . Chocolate! --Troi.
Captain, I sense. . .Chocolate! -- Deanna
Captain, I sense...  a PLOT DEVICE!
Captain, I sense......that Worf and I are married
Captain, I sense...Chocolate!  -- Troi
Captain, I sense...great bluffing.--O'Brien
Captain, I think I'm going to like Argelia. - Scott
Captain, I think this is going to work. - Geordi
Captain, I think you'd better come take a look at this. - Geordi
Captain, I thought you might find this interesting. - Spock
Captain, I want to apologise. Torres
Captain, I'e REALLY gotta pee! Where's the Bathroom?
Captain, I'm picking up a large plot-hole off the starboard bow
Captain, I'm sensing a ______
Captain, I'm sensing hostility or lust; I'm not sure which-Troi
Captain, I'm sensing somebody sensing that someone's sensing
Captain, I'm working as fast as I can! Scott
Captain, Jennette Owen is hailing All
Captain, KLINGONS near URANUS !
Captain, Klingon ship approa...[!@$(@#&$* NO CARRIER]
Captain, Orville Bullitt off starboard bow unlurking.
Captain, Orville is snorting the Dilithium Crystals again!
Captain, Orville off starboard brow unlurking.
Captain, Rita Taylor is hailing All
Captain, Romulan decloa...[%@$%#%^& NO CARRIER]
Captain, Sensors detect cleavage ahead...oooOOOOHHHHhh  ssssSSHHiiII
Captain, Sensors indicate NO Intelligent life!
Captain, Starfleet Command is calling
Captain, The mains are OFFLINE and I cant send Starfleet
Captain, We Are Being Hailed.  Quick Get My Umbrella!
Captain, Wesley has been fiddling with the CONFIG.SYS again!
Captain, Why not give the Borg Windows 3.1?  -Worf
Captain, Why not just give The Borg Windows?
Captain, Why not just give the Borg Windows 3.1 --Data
Captain, Your new ship, the U.S.S. @TOLAST@ is ready in Star-Dock
Captain, a Klingon does *NOT* play SimAnt!
Captain, a Klingon does *NOT* play SimTribble!!!!!!
Captain, a Klingon does *NOT* watch Sailor Moon. - Worf
Captain, a Klingon does *not* play Tetris. * Worf
Captain, a Klingon does NOT play Lemmings!
Captain, a Klingon does NOT play Mario Brothers!
Captain, a Klingon does NOT play Tetris -- Worf
Captain, a Klingon does NOT play Tetris!
Captain, a bit more elacrity if you please. - Spock
Captain, a subspace message just arrived in a QWK format!
Captain, ahead is the planet of Amazon Women...can we go? Huh? Huh??
Captain, another ship is decloaking. - Data
Captain, another ship is decloaking....It's the Enterprise--Data
Captain, any action we take.will affect the balance of power.-Tovek
Captain, are they surrendering? - Sulu
Captain, are you alright?  You sound tired. - Kirk
Captain, are you quite all right? - Spock
Captain, as my final duty as acting captain I order you to bed
Captain, beam Michael back for short-arm inspection.
Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited. - Leia
Captain, communications is jammed...NO CARRIER
Captain, could I play some jazz? -- Make it soul, No. 1
Captain, do you know how fast you were goin'? Warp 6 in a Warp 5 zone.
Captain, exactly how much cleavage will they allow? - Troi
Captain, experiments show that dead puppies aren't much fun.
Captain, he's hiding something in his pants. * Troi
Captain, he's up to something. O'Brien
Captain, hormone levels are off the scale!
Captain, if the Borg have OS/2, they'll be unstoppable!
Captain, in fact I'm less of a merry man now I'm here at DS9
Captain, is something wrong with your chair?
Captain, it might be better if you stay here this time... - Troi
Captain, it's a trick. I can handle them. I have an army! Kor
Captain, it's the Death Star!  We mu*^%#&%$#NO CARRIER
Captain, life is _not_ a dream.
Captain, life is not a dream - Spock
Captain, life is not a dream. -Spock in ST5
Captain, logic indicates that we should run like hell.
Captain, ma puir bairns!  Ye deleted 'em!
Captain, may I speak to you alone? Data
Captain, meet Cadet Flintstone.....He's Fred, Jim. --McCoy
Captain, my velocity guage is off the scale. - Sulu
Captain, no disrespect intended, but... - Spock
Captain, one little tribble isn't harmful! - Cyrano Jones
Captain, our sensors indicate Mr. Spock cut the cheese
Captain, our shields won't handle another attack.
Captain, perhaps you should appear to enjoy your soup. - Data
Captain, permission to hook up blender to
Captain, phasers and photons down, get the hand phaser ou\
Captain, phasers and photons down... shall I get the hand phasers out?
Captain, please stops refering to me as Mr Pointy-ears
Captain, please, not in front of the Klingons. Spock in STV
Captain, please.  Not in front of the Klingons.
Captain, please.  Not in front of the Klingons.  -Spock, ST:V
Captain, please.  Not in front of the Klingons. -- Worf
Captain, receiving a message from the Klingon ship.  Uh, it's in ANSI
Captain, section C, deck 14, reporting trouble. - Uhura
Captain, sensor is picking up a moron in this sector.
Captain, sensor probe of SOL 3 reports no intelligent life.
Captain, sensors are picking up a moron in this sector.
Captain, sensors detect the presence of a line eater!
Captain, sensors identify the creatures as "scrubbing bubbles."
Captain, sensors show a Tag-Line thief in this sector.
Captain, sensors show that Ensign Ou just cut the cheese
Captain, she can't take much more
Captain, she can't take much more of this!!!
Captain, she can't take much more...
Captain, she cannae take it nae more
Captain, someone has snorted all the Dilithium crystals!
Captain, someone's messing with our computer, better get h.^NO CARRIER
Captain, someone's put Cheeze Whiz into the intermix chamber again!
Captain, something is beaming aboard this vessel. - Spock
Captain, spare me your inspirational anecdote -- Deanna
Captain, stop staring at my chest!  Troi
Captain, tagline thikyjwv cjhwvc865 22p7t^U$ u557  NO CARRIER
Captain, that is highly illogical. Even Vulcans have needs. Bend over.
Captain, that thing only feeds on blood! Garrovick
Captain, that thing's a...giant hand! - Sulu
Captain, the Borg is still unconscious. - Worf
Captain, the Borg left the Microsoft headquarters untouched.
Captain, the Engines here.  Scotty canna take much more of this
Captain, the Pentium scanners report there are 1.0000563 Klingons!
Captain, the Singer is back online. Picard:Excellent! Make it Sew.
Captain, the UART's cannot handle this speed!
Captain, the UARTS kenna' take these speeds!
Captain, the UARTs won't take this Speed!
Captain, the Universal Translator says....he's mumbling
Captain, the VGA is not responding.  I'm switching to EGA.
Captain, the alien ship has changed course and speed. Chekov
Captain, the alien wessel is moving closer. Chekov
Captain, the computer is reporting that Elvis is on deck 11
Captain, the digital warpometer on helm console is stuck at warp 2.
Captain, the dilithium crystals are completely destroyed!
Captain, the equipment is no longer functioning. - Data
Captain, the impulse engines stalled when used in reverse.
Captain, the level of tension onboard is rising. - Troi
Captain, the main sensor array is unable to pick up anything except PBS
Captain, the mains are OFF-LINE, and I can't get a message to Starfleet!
Captain, the modem can't take much more of this!
Captain, the planet's women have made us sex slaves, don't beam us up.
Captain, the plumbing canno take much more of this! (Snoty)
Captain, the ship's been infected with the Windows virus!
Captain, the stars are gone!-Get off the Viewscreen controls, Chekov!
Captain, there be mail here!
Captain, there be raptors here &^@$#%* NO CARRIER
Captain, there be whales here!
Captain, there be whales!   Scotty!  That's a mirror!
Captain, there's something I have to tell you. - Troi
Captain, there's something out there
Captain, they're hailing us...sir, they say they're the Knights of Ni!
Captain, this *may* be a trap. Neelix
Captain, this board seems highly illogical.
Captain, this conference seems highly illogical
Captain, this is not logical but I like it.
Captain, this may be a trick. -NEELIX
Captain, this tagline is NOT logical
Captain, this tribble is dead. - Spock
Captain, to do that would require a female Vulcan
Captain, we are being hailed.  Get out the umbrella
Captain, we are being hailed. [Ice hits hull]
Captain, we are being scanned!  ޺۳ݳݳ
Captain, we are being watched. - Spock
Captain, we are going to crash! - Damn the Stockmarket!!
Captain, we are no longer orbiting Triacus. - Spock
Captain, we are receiving 285,000 hails - Lt. Wesley Crusher
Captain, we are receiving 285,000 hails - Wesley
Captain, we are receiving 285,000 hails! (Parallels)
Captain, we are receiving 285,000 hails.  - Lt. Wesley Crusher
Captain, we don't have any torpedoes. Demora Sulu
Captain, we found a robot tailor. Make it sew.
Captain, we have a Priority One tagline from Starfleet.
Captain, we have attained ridiculous speed. * Data
Captain, we have engaged dataschlurp mode!
Captain, we must fight, ya but, I'm afraid
Captain, we must surrender!
Captain, we'll get too close to the sun. - Scott
Captain, we're approaching the coordinates of the wormhole. Paris
Captain, we're being hailed by Myra I Fox, who says:
Captain, we're being hailed by Nicole Schwab, who says:
Captain, we're being hailed. Get out your umbrella!
Captain, we're being hailed. Sir,what does 'Sysop requests chat" mean?
Captain, we're being hailed.3Uhura, as ice hits the hull
Captain, we're out of Columbian coffee.
Captain, we're out of Columbian coffee. -- Tom Servo
Captain, we're out of Earl Gray tea. - Ship does a 180
Captain, we're out of Earl Grey. Bridge, course 180!
Captain, we're reaching warp 3 NOW !
Captain, we're receiving 285,000 hails
Captain, we've beamed him onboard, but his head stayed there
Captain, we've dropped out of warp.
Captain, we've found a robot tailor. Make it sew!
Captain, we've got him back. The Romulan. Kim
Captain, what is all this?? Scott
Captain, why did you give me this red shirt to wear?
Captain, why do our phasers look like dust busters?
Captain, why do you have floor wax in here?
Captain, why does your phaser look like a dust buster?
Captain, why not give the Borg Windows 3.1?
Captain, why not just give Rush Windows 3.11?
Captain, why not just give the Borg OS/2?
Captain, why not just give the Borg System 7?
Captain, why not just give the Borg WINDOWS NT?
Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows '95?
Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows-Chicago?
Captain, why not just give the Borg a 286 and Windows NT
Captain, why not simply give the Borg Windows 3.1? -- Worf
Captain, would you tell Will to leave me alnoe? * Troi
Captain, you _can't_ mix matter & anti-matter _cold_! - Scotty
Captain, you almost make me believe in luck. - Spock
Captain, you are aware of the Biblical story of Genesis? - Spock
Captain, you can't start thinking like that. - Troi
Captain, you finished ahead of schedule. - Spock
Captain, you require sleep. Tuvok
Captain, you stay here and blow up the station. We're going home first
Captain, you're alive! Rom-2
Captain, your transplant isn't complete yet, said the doctor half-hear
Captain. I did not plan to eavsdrop. - Spock
Captain. I have a favor to ask. Data
Captain. One. Harmless. Little. Tribble. - Cyrano Jones
Captain. Tools. For finely detailed work. - Spock
Captain. Why would I aim at such a structure? Spock on barns
Captain.' Even when he doesn't say it, he does. - Keeler
Captain... the Borg left the Microsoft headquarters untouched.
Captain... your head! You're growing HAIR!!!
Captain...one harmless little Tribble? -- Cyrano Jones
Captain...one...harmless...little...Tribble?
Captain...we are receiving 250,000 simotanious hails
Captain:  Engines here.  Scotty can't take much more!
Captain: "Damn the torpedoes!"  Ensign: "Damn torpedoes..."
Captain: Could be a helicopter
Captain: Engines here. Scotty can't take much more!
Captain: Sensors detect the presence of a line eate*CHOMP*!!
Captain: We're going after it
Captain?  Captain?  Captain? Spock
Captain?  Is there something wrong with your chair? -- Scott
Captain? Are you all right? Jim? JIM??!! Spock
Captain? Welcome aboard the USS Coriander
Captainone harmless little tribble? Cyrano Jones.
Captains Log Stardate 45643.2 - "Got up. Had some tea. Went to bed"
Captains Log Stardate 9705.57 Ensign Story beams aboard
Captains Log Supplemental. The Enterprise is spiralling down...-Kirk
Captains Log, Stardate 1673.1  - Something has happened to me. -Kirk
Captains Log, Stardate 1704.4  -  Ship out of control.... - Kirk
Captains Log, Stardate 1709.6  -  We are at the Neutral Zone. - Kirk
Captains Log, Stardate 2712.4 - A signal from planet EXO-III. -Kirk
Captains Log, Stardate @1 Ensign @L beams aboard
Captains Log, Supplemental - Now motionless for 9 hours, 47 minutes
Captains don't give majors orders. - Maj. Frank Burns
Captains log, Stardate 9602.34 Worf bites Ensign Fox
Captains log, Stardate 9623.17 Worf bites Ensign Smith
Captainyour head!  You're growing HAIR!!!
Captian, I am sensing menacing background music - Troi
Captian, communications is jammedNO CARRIER
Captian, there be RAPTORS here...#$#%^%^&NO CARRIER
Captin, the modem can't take much more of this!
Captin...I can't defy the laws of the moderators.
Captioned in HEX for Programmers.
Capture by design, kill by necessity - Bounty Hunter's Creed
Capture it? I don't remember giving any such order. Kirk
Caput tuum in Anus est
Caput tuum in ano est
Capyain Styles - How can you have yellow alert in space dock?
Car 666 Where Are You? They had a devil of a time finding it.
Car Capital Of The World - By Mitch Egan
Car Phone answering maching: "Hi.. I'm home right now"
Car Phones:  One more arrogant symbol of the Reagan Era.
Car Repairs: Axel Grease*
Car around the inside of a cheerio
Car customisers do it with a hot rod.
Car customizers DO IT with a hot rod
Car customizers do it with a hot rod.
Car mechanics DO IT automatically
Car mechanics do it automatically.
Car mechanics jack
Car phone answering machine:  "Hi, I'm home right now..."  &lt;s.w.&gt;
Car phone answering machine:  "Hi, I'm home right now..."- S. Wright
Car pooling - By Sharif d'Ride
Car repairs mean leaving it far longer than it took to manufacture it
Car salesmen compete trying to sell for the lease amount.
Car salespersons DO IT with interest
Car salespersons do it with interest.
Car service - If it ain't broke, we'll break it
Car sickness is what you get from looking at the sticker price
Car smooshed -- reload G-ANSI?
Car sticker: Don't laugh! Your daughter might be in here.
Car thieves should be used as expendible crash test dummies
Car trouble is when the car won't start and the payments won't stop.
Car's only got three wheels, and one's going flat.
Car, Mother of Carnivals, Charms and Letters.
Car, n; Like a boat, you throw money into this hole in the road
Car-sickness can be cured by a few taxi rides
Cara mia, my sweet lobster, what is wrong?
Caramel Corn!!  In The President's Head! - Ren, at Lincoln Memorial
Caramel Corn!!, In The President's Head! - Ren.
Carasvemos, corazones no sabemos.
Carbcozy - Foam sleeve holder for a canned beverage.
Carcinoma - n. A valley  in California, notable for its heavy smog
Carcosa where the black stars rise
Card Reader: Middle-aged Gypsy usually found just across state lines.
Card collector Gump:  "Life is like a box of cards..."
Card collectors do it in sets.
Card collectors do it with foil wraps.
Card collectors trade sex for sets!  News at 11.
Card readers do it on any flat surface.
Card readers?  We don't need no stinking card readers
Card smart: A Smith & Wesson beats four aces
Card-carrying member of the cultural elite.
Cardassian Animaniacs: There are FIVE Warners, not THREE!
Cardassian Burger (How many pickles do you see?)
Cardassian Cable - bringing you five - er, FOUR channels!
Cardassian Cable : 4 channels? No! We have *5* channels!
Cardassian Cable : Bad picture? Wrong, it's crystal clear.
Cardassian Cable : How many channels do *you* see?
Cardassian Cable Co.:  4 channels?  No, we have *5* channels!
Cardassian Cable Co.:  Bad picture?  You're wrong, it's crystal clear.
Cardassian Cable, bringing you five, er, FOUR channels of excitement.
Cardassian Cable: 4 channels?  No, we have *5* channels!
Cardassian Cable: 4 channels? No, there are FIVE!
Cardassian Cable: You see FIVE channels!
Cardassian Motel 6: No, we'll leave *5* lights on for ya
Cardassian Orb Hire Service - Great For Parties!
Cardassian Scale: How many pounds do you see?
Cardassian architechture.  Need I say more?
Cardassian architects laugh at Feng Shui design principles!
Cardassian enigma tale:  Murder on the Obsidian Express
Cardassian humor escapes me. Odo
Cardassian rule may have been oppressive,but at least it was simple
Cardassian rule was oppressive, but it was simple. - Odo
Cardassians Who Hate Bajorans and the Bajorans Who Love Them
Cardassians are a Bajor problem.
Cardassians don't believe in luck, Doctor. Garak
Cardassians enjoy bloodsport fights between Voles and Tribbles.
Cardassians have no claim in this sector. - Picard
Cardassians strip-mined Bajor and did something similar to Dabo girls
Cardboard box?  You're lucky
Carderock Division, NSWC, Bethesda, MD
Cardiac arrested for breaking an entering!
Cardinal @L!  Fetch.....the comfy chair!
Cardinal Biggles, tie @F to the RACK!
Cardinal Biggles, tie Orville Bullitt to the RACK!
Cardinal Fang!  Fetch... the comfy chair!
Cardinal Fang!  Fetch... the comfy chair! - Monty Python
Cardinal Fang!  Fetch.....the comfy chair!
Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!
Cardinal Fang, go and fetch... THE COMFY CHAIR!!!
Cardinal Rule of Cats:  When fat, arrange self in slim pose.
Cardioboard:Seattle, WA 24hours/day test
Cardiologists DO IT heartily
Cardiologists DO IT lightheartedly
Cardiologists DO IT wholeheartedly.
Cardiologists do it halfheartedly.
Cardiologists do it heartily.
Cardiologists do it lightheartedly.
Cardiostimulate. McCoy
Cards cleaned & pressed while you wait - Tom
Care For A Chop? - Marsha Larts
Care for a Jelly Baby? - The Doctor
Care for a shrimp cocktail?  No thanks.  A marini please!
Care for a shrimp cocktail?  No, thanks - I need a BIG one.
Care for another bottle of champagne, m'dear?
Care for another glass of checkers? - Hawkeye
Care for some "Anthrax Ripple" @FN@?
Care for some "Crunchy Frog" @FN@?
Care for some "Spring Surprise" @FN@?
Care for some albatros @FN@?
Care for some albatros @TOFIRST@?
Care for some cheese with that whine?
Care for some pudding? said Tom hastily.
Care keeps his watch in every old man's eye
Care keeps his watch in every old man's eye. - Shakespeare
Care of the poor is incumbent on society as a whole. - Spinoza
Care the enviroment!
Care to be fascinated? -- Winchester
Care to dance with an intense whip-toting blond in leather & heels?
Care to dance with an intense whip-toting stranger in high heels?
Care to donate to the Lorena Bobbit collection?
Care to guess how the fetus would vote on abortion?
Care to join the "Flat Earth" Society?
Care to join us in Wonderland?
Care to read that tagline in front of the class, Mario Trujillo?
Care to read that tagline in front of the class, William James?
Care to speculate on what we'll find if we go ahead? - Kirk
Care to try cordless bungee jumping?
Care? ME!? I send bad checks to Sally Struthers!--Rod Foremski
Careena - Any mangled or missing piece of highway guard rail
Career Opportunities For History Majors
Career set to off. -- Tom Servo
Career won't progress beyond MP for Swadlincote
Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts
Career: a job that takes about 20 more hours a week
Careers like rockets, don't always take off on schedule. The Key is to keep working the engines. - Gary Sinise
Careful @L, you only have a few brain cells left
Careful Chum! I don't like the look of these prickly succulents
Careful Orville, you only have a few brain cells left.
Careful People, said the DM.  It's a Wight Dwarf!
Careful Picard, your next sentence could become a tagline! - Q? :-)
Careful Smithers! That sponge has corners you know! - Mr. Burns
Careful Warner, you only have a few brain cells left.
Careful application of terror is a form of communication
Careful driver:  Traffic gem.
Careful is a naked man climbin' a barbed wire fence!
Careful not to let education get in the way of your learning
Careful now or @F will getcha!
Careful now or @TOLAST@ will getcha!
Careful now or Bullitt will getcha!
Careful now or Orville will getcha!
Careful now, we don't want to learn anything from this. - Calvin
Careful planning is the key to safe and swift travel
Careful planning will never replace dumb luck.
Careful the horse doesn't kick out#@$*NO FARRIER
Careful what you think you want, you may get it.
Careful which freckles you touch on a redhead (push the wrong one...BOOM!)
Careful with that Axe Eugene...
Careful with that axe Damian
Careful with that axe, @FN@.
Careful with that axe, @TOFIRST@
Careful with that axe, Bob !
Careful with that axe, Eugene!
Careful with that axe, William!
Careful with that power saw, Tom said, offhandedly
Careful with that power saw, said Tom disarmingly
Careful!  Don't step in that - Oh, never mind
Careful!  Moose crossing tagline 
Careful!  My laser printer is set to stun.
Careful!  She knees groins! -- Tom Servo
Careful! &lt;Tagline on-board.&gt; CRRRRAAASSSHHHH!
Careful! Don't step in that... Oh, never mind
Careful! She knees groins! - Tom
Careful! That horse kicks...*&^*&^*NO FARRIER
Careful! This tagline may crumble at the slightet touch!
Careful!!...You may be the only Bible some people ever read.
Careful, @TO@, you only have a few brain cells left
Careful, I'm spring loaded in the dumb ass position!
Careful, Pietro! See how his eyes are blazing with hatred! - Wanda
Careful, Pinky, somebody might mistake you for a rodeo clown. - Brain
Careful, Smithers, that sponge has corners, you know
Careful, Smithers, that sponge has corners, you know - Monty Burns
Careful, We don't want to learn from this!OJW
Careful, ladies.  He wets his pants
Careful, somebody might want you to share your Barbequed Ribs
Careful, that's hot.  O'Brien to Keiko
Careful, we don't want to learn from this.     - Calvin
Careful, you only have a few brain cells left.
Careful.  I got hips like Watersford Crystal-- Crow
Careful.  I know Karate and a few other foreign words.
Careful.  We don't want to learn anything from this Calvin
Careful.  We don't want to learn from this. - Calvin
Careful. I got hips like Watersford Crystal - Crow
Careful. We don't want to learn from this. -Calvin
Careful... This guy is one planet short of a full system.
Careful:  I might be landing on your street
Careful; these guys are trained cable-installers!
Careful; these guys are trained cable-installers! -- Tom Servo
Carefull the camel spits  &lt;* * * * *
Carefull you idiot!  I said across her nose, not UP it!
Carefull, we might be landing on your street
Carefully avoid anything said to be KEWL!!
Carefully consider the best course of action; then fall asleep.
Carelessness does more harm than a want of knowledge.
Caressing an ear is often more forceful than pointing a weapon.
Caressing your love with rabbit fur is a form of necrobestiality.
Caretaker of Borg: "I haven't the time to assimilate you!"
Carey Sundberg has been caught cheating on taglines again.
Carey knows Taglines!
Carey said, Put in a tagline. So I did.
Carey's Tagcrafters: taglines repaired in about an hour.
Careys Gourmet Taglines: Best and Freshest Every Day!
Caribou Chili Pizza Beta Tester
Carica Milica je umrla jer Marko uvek pola daje Sarcu.
Caring and sharing are the very nicest parts of love.
Cariopractor...An Egyptian masseuse.
Carl! Where are those transmissions you intercepted?
Carleton University?  How about Uncle Phil college?  Vivian Collegiate?
Carlos, you're a loser! - Terry Farrell
Carlsbad Caverns: 22% more cavities
Carlson's Law: Don't try to eat where they don't want to feed you.
Carly Simon, on Windows, "I haven't got time for the pane."
Carman Miranda's Ghost is haunting Space Station 3-Leslie Fish
Carmel, CA: A woman cannot take a bath in a business office.
Carmel, California - a woman cannot take a bath in a business office.
Carmel, New York, has an ordinance forbidding men to wear coats and trousers that don't match
Carmelita, the savages are shooting dogs at us! - The Tick
Carmels are only a fad.  Chocolate is a permanent thing. - M. Hershey
Carmen San Diego, pick up the nearest white courtesy phone.
Carmen Sandiego is somewhere in this tagline.
Carmen Sandiego stole my entire tagline file!
Carmen Sandiego stole my entire tagline file! :( &lt;sob!&gt;
Carmen Sandiego, pick up the nearest white courtesy phone, please.
Carmen lovers have Show him the door!-gasms.
Carmichael's Law: For every human reaction there's an over-reaction.
Carnival (v.) - You sit on my face, and I'll guess your weight.
Carnival Prizes  - By Q. P. Doll
Carnivore I am, cannibal I am not. :) -Digital Shakespeare
Carnivore carpe.... RUN!!
Carnivores!  Oy! --Timon
Carol's Creative Crafts - Original designs for all ocasions
Carolyn's Law: A penny saved isn't a hell of a lot.
Caroming off the sides of Time and hurtling toward tomorrow
Carousel had more beatniks than this! -- Tom Servo
Carp Diem - Fish of the Day? I hope it's not trout
Carp per diem = Complain a little every day
Carpal = CyberPooPoo
Carpal Knowledge...computer smarts.
Carpal Punishment..."Permission Denied..."
Carpal Tunnel ahead...turn keyboard on.
Carpal has to be felt to be believed.
Carpal in the morning, carpal in the evening, carpal at supper time
Carpal onto others as they would carpal onto you.
Carpal stamps...for Email only.
Carpal-To-Go...Outgoing Email
CarpalCrash...%#@&$-NO CARRIER !
CarpalProtection...ergonomic keyboard.
CarpalSpace...dev/null.
Carpalation...Your first successful log-on.
Carpalette....A small byte of carpal.
Carpaletti...And Italian hacker.
Carpaling...having your cache and eating it too.
Carpalite... material used to make keyboards.
Carpalology 101...Computer Science Department.
Carpe Carp - "Seize the fish"
Carpe Carp!, v. - Seize the Bottom Feeders
Carpe D.M. - Seize the Dungeon Master.
Carpe DM: Seize 
Carpe DM: Seize the Dungeon Master!
Carpe Dentiem ... Seize the teeth!
Carpe Dialem!  (Seize the MODEM!)
Carpe Diem
Carpe Diem - Fish the Day
Carpe Diem - Sieze the Day!  Carpe Carp - Sieze the Carp!
Carpe Diem before it carpes you...
Carpe Diem does _not_ mean complain daily.
Carpe Diem--Make your lives extraordinary
Carpe Diem: Sieze the Dungeon Master.
Carpe Diem: seize the day. Carpe Dialem: seize the phone
Carpe GM-!!!-Seize the Game Master!
Carpe Noctem   Seize the night
Carpe Noctem: Seize the night! I do more work after 2:00 AM than most people do all day
Carpe Noctum.......Seize the night!!
Carpe THIS diem!
Carpe Teva........sieze the sandal
Carpe Tomus - Sieze the Books! (new FUBS rally cry candidate)
Carpe badjokius... sieze the teller of these jokes
Carpe calypso.... .sieze the DAY-O
Carpe canem....... sieze the dog
Carpe carp (seize the bottom feeders)
Carpe carpe....... sieze the fish
Carpe denim!  Seize the pants!
Carpe dentum!  Seize the teeth!
Carpe deum........ god is a fish
Carpe devo........ sieze the record
Carpe dialem:  "Answer the phone"
Carpe diem ! memento mori !
Carpe diem = Complain a little every day
Carpe diem, before it carpes you
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero!   Horace (8 BC)
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero! --Horace.
Carpe diem, quam minimus credula postero [Seize today, and put as little trust as you can in tomorrow]. - Horace
Carpe diem........ complain daily
Carpe diem........ sieze the day
Carpe diem/Seize the Day! --Robin Williams.
Carpe diem:  Gripe of the day
Carpe horribilis.. sieze the ugly bear
Carpe modem - cave telekom
Carpe modem!  Sieze the bandwith!
Carpe noctem
Carpe noctem, que ipsem sufocate
Carpe noctum...... sieze the night
Carpe per diem. Seize the check.
Carpe per diem.... sieze the check
Carpe that diem sucker!
Carpenter of Nazareth requires joiners
Carpenter's Law: Measure twice, cut once, pound to fit
Carpenter's Rule:  Cut to fit;  beat into place.
Carpenter's daughter, but she always had tools in her box!
Carpenter's daughter, but you should have seen her circular sores!
Carpenter:  A guy who nails down his agreement.
Carpenters Rule:  Measure Twice, Cut Once
Carpenters are just plane folks
Carpenters do it indoors.
Carpenters do it tongue in groove.                               
Carpenters do it tongue-in-groove.
Carpenters do it with a big hammer.
Carpenters do it with wedges
Carpenters hammer it harder.
Carpenters nail harder.
Carper diem: perpetual whiner.
Carperpetuation - The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece
Carpet Fitting - By Walter Wall
Carpet Fitting: Walter Wall
Carpet installers DO IT horizontally
Carpet installers do it horizontally.
Carpet layers do it on the floor.
Carpet layers do it on their knees.
Carphone answering machine "I'm at home now.  Please . ."
Carphone answering machine: "I'm home right now, if you'll please..."
Carpillary Action - Enables water to move up a windshield
Carpitchulake - Host of TV show catches, talks then throws back a fish
Carptenters do it with a big hammer.
Carrey is the senior officer in Engineering. Janeway
Carriage return: What programmers do at a supermarket
Carriage return?  When did it leave?
Carrie Could Continue Casually Contrasting Coat Costs, Confided Chris
Carrier Landing - Most Fun Possible with pants on!
Carrier detect -  I see the mail man!"
Carrier dropped for the rest of eternity
Carrier lost - Flugzeugtraeger verloren
Carrier's view point...REIRRAC ON - %$#@&
Carrier?  We don't need *$ NO STINKING CARRIER
Carries a tire gauge in her purse.
Carries all his groceries in the same bag
Carrion Roadside Cafe: You Kill 'em - We grill 'em.
Carrizozo NM:  It's illegal for a man or woman to go unshaven
Carrot Top?! I can't handle Carrot Top tonight! - Space Ghost (SGC2C)
Carrot sticks in a holiday buffet is not the Christmas spirit.
Carrot top...I think that radish top would be closer to the mark
Carry a grudge?  Hell, I've been known to &gt;nurse&lt; them!
Carry a laugh within your heart, and keep both feet upon the path
Carry a stick and hit things. -Heffer, working security
Carry concealed.  Cemeteries don't take bail
Carry concealed...because cemeteries don't take bail
Carry concealed:  Criminals must fear potential victims
Carry jumper cables in your truck. -  - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Carry on my wayward son  -Kansas
Carry on.  Freedom of Speech has a price tag.  You're it
Carry on. Janeway
Carry out my sentence for i get what i deserve
Carry out my sentence, Well I get what I deserve
Carry out your own dead.
Carry the Alaskan Express Card. Don't leave Nome without it.
Carry your freedom in trunk!
Carrying Ayeka home
Cars & food: We're famous the world ovah. - ER II
Cars aren't the only things recalled by the manufacturer
Cars aren't the only things recalled by their maker!
Cars demolished while you wait.  Hot wax extra.
Cars in the Bible? "..they came together in one Accord.."
Cars should be banned because criminals use them to commit crimes
Cars suck
Cars suck. Catch the Blue Wave!
Cars, computers and wimmin... never enough money or time for them.
Cars:  A bird of prey might drive a Talon.
Cars:  A military man will drive a 'vette
Cars:  A person who hunts using birds of prey might drive a Falcon.
Cars:  A professional bowler might drive a Fairlane.
Cars:  A skid-row wino might drive a Thunderbird.
Cars:  A state police officer might drive a Trooper
Cars:  Igor Stravinsky might drive a Firebird.
Cars:  Mozart might drive a Prelude.
Cars:  Napoleon might drive a Corsica.
Cars:  Robert Blake might drive a Baretta
Cars:  Siskel and Ebert might drive an Acclaim
Cars: AMC: Afro Motor Company
Cars: BMW: Babbling Mechanical Wench
Cars: BMW: Bastard Money Wielders
Cars: BMW: Bavarian Manure Wagon
Cars: BMW: Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Cars: BMW: Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Cars: BMW: Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Cars: BMW: Big Money Waster
Cars: BMW: Big Money Works
Cars: BMW: Blasphemized Motorized Wreck
Cars: BMW: Born Moderately Wealthy
Cars: BMW: Break My Windows
Cars: BMW: Broken Money Waster
Cars: BMW: Broken Monstrous Wonder
Cars: BMW: Brutal Money Waster
Cars: BMW: Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Cars: I once drove a Caprice just for the Hell of it
Carson is a quitter!
Carson of Borg - "Hah! This is soooo futile."     &lt;How futile is it?&gt;
Carson of Borg:  How futile is it?
Carson's Consolation: Nothing is ever a complete failure. It can always be used as a bad example
Carson's Law: It's better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.
Carson's Observation on Footwear:  If the shoe fits, buy the other one too
Carson's Travel Law: There is no Gate #1 at any airport.
Carswell's Corollary: Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature invariably comes up with a better mouse
Carter II, The Wrath of Bill
Carter didn't destroy the US, Clinton probably won't.
Carter didn't destroy the US, maybe Clinton won't
Carter didn't kill America.  But Clinton just might!
Carter do this. Carter do that. Carter you're fired -Crow
Carter of Borg: I am irrelevant, but Amy says you'll be assimilated
Carter of tears & scotch - Mike
Carter of the foggy drive through London's streets - Mike
Carter of the rainy afternoons - Mike
Carter, Mondale, Dukakis, Clinton -- proof that 4 x 0 = 0
Carter/Clinton: At least Jimmy Carter gave us Ronald Reagan
Carter/Clinton: At least Jimmy Carter once held a job
Carter/Clinton: Carter had governed a more important state
Carter/Clinton: Carter's poll ratings were higher (in Iraq)
Carter/Clinton: Hamilton Jordan could get into Studio 54
Carter/Clinton: It took JC months to wreck the economy
Carter/Clinton: It took JC weeks to become a laughingstock
Carter/Clinton: JC came from a more cosmopolitan hometown
Carter/Clinton: JC committed adultery only in his heart
Carter/Clinton: JC walked the whole inaugural parade route
Carter/Clinton: JC wasn't a throwback from the Carter Era
Carter/Clinton: JC:Pardoned Draft Dodgers. BC:Draft Dodger
Carter/Clinton: Jimmy Carter had a smarter baby brother
Carter/Clinton: Joe Califano is prettier than Donna Shalala
Carter/Clinton: The Navy football team can whip Oxford's
Cartesianism              I think. Therefore sh*t happens
Cartilage:  Packard, Studebaker, DeSoto
Cartman cheated and won the environmental essay contest. - Stan
Cartman doesn't know a rain forest from a pop tart. - Stan, South Park
Cartman farted! -Kyle   No, I didn't. That was just my shoes. -Cartman
Cartman, there's an 80-foot satellite dish sticking out of your ass
Cartman, there's an ice cream truck sticking out of your ass!
Cartman, they killed Kenny! - Kyle, South Park
Cartman, you butt-pipe! This is the time of year you're supposed to share!
Cartoon - A device used by papers to say what an editor dare not.
Cartoon Characters Don't Do That! - Anthony.
Cartoon Law Amendment A
Cartoon Physics: Everything falls faster than an anvil
Cartoon Physics: Roadrunners can defy gravity
Cartoon violence made me what I am today
Cartoon weeds go away faster than real ones. - TV ad
Cartoon: A device used by papers to say what an editor dare not.
Cartoonists DO IT with just a few good strokes
Cartoonists do it in charactures.
Cartoonists do it with just a few good strokes.
Cartoons & anime on the Relaynet anime conference
Cartoons are a good way to learn classical music
Cartoons now just suck! - Beavis
Cartoons: music played in an automobile?
Cartridge. We should go metric every inch of the way
Carve your name on hearts and not on marble.
Carver/Bose, an acoustic experience!
Casa Taco. It must be classy....it's Spanish.
Case closed
Case dismissed. Rusty, take these two out back and shoot them
Cases of fetishists with IQ's over 150 have beem documented."--Scully
Casey saves, @F picks up the rebound, he shoots, he scores!
Casey saves, Desjardins picks up the rebound, he shoots, he scores!
Casey saves...Dionne picks up the rebound, he shoots, HE SCORES!!
Casey saves...but Muller scores on the rebound!
Casey savesDionne picks up the rebound, he shoots, HE SCORES!!
Casey savesbut Muller scores on the rebound!
Casey's in the net, @F goes right, fakes left, shoots, SCORES! "WUSS!"
Cash - the poor man's credit card
Cash for trash
Cash is a always accepted
Cash or credit? -- Quark
Cash the BlueWave.... What??? Pay for shareware? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Cash value of this recipe: 1/20 of 1 cent.
Cash value of this tagline:  1/20 of 1 cent
Cash, a poor person's credit card.
Cash: A wise man's credit card
Cash: Do you still think I am trouble?
Cash: a poor man's credit card!
Cashew (n):  nut with a perpetual cold.
Cashew: The noise a nut makes when it sneezes
Cashew?  Gesundheit!
Cashiers, not nurses, should wear masks in hospitals
Cashing in:  The Joy of Cheques
Casino poker is to poker, as military intelligence is to intelligence.
Casinos and Theme parks and Shopping...OH! MY! KC in 2K
Casinos defeated in Fla.--Bring on all those new/increased TAXES !!
Casinos in South Florida ??? --- BET ON IT !
Cason's Law #1: When in doubt, blame the Maintenance Dept.
Casserole is just another word for leftovers.
Casserole: Yesterdays leftovers incognito.
Cast Detect Magic on a TSR module and it'll explode. -DM Advice
Cast a cold eye on life, on death, horseman pass by!   W.B. Yeats
Cast about for another one liner.
Cast in this unlikely role, ill-equipped to act.: Rush
Cast off the shoes! Follow the gourd!
Cast thy bread upon the waters, for thalt shall find it
Cast your bread upon the water and it shall come back soggy.
Cast your bread upon the water, pull back soggy bread
Cast your bread upon the waters ... and it will re
Cast your bread upon the waters, it will return soggy
Cast your spell upon me 1 more time.I wanna feel your magic woman touch
Castaneda___dreaming is but a reality we can't agree on
Castanet: What a fisherman does to catch fish
Castcaspers - Dead movie stars appearing in old movies on T.V.
Casted out and beaten down in vain, He's now the Prince of Earth
Caster oil makes Windows run faster.
Castigir is gone... now only you and I remain... -- The Kurgan
Castin' a few mo' pearls
Casting bread upon the waters, my son? - Father Mulcahy
Casting spell.....&lt;ZAP&gt;....RIBBITT!
Castle Knights...5A State Champs!!!
Castle McKoziol in Transylvania: Drop In For A Bite!
Castle Wolfenstein 3D - training course for DOOM ][!
Castles are burning in my heart.
Castles are burning in my heart. -- Tori Amos
Castles made of sand, melt into the sea, eventually
Castlevania; if it doesn't whip you, you'll be hooked!
Castrate - the hotel rate for actors.
Castrate Congress and save the nation a screwing!
Castrate the cows! - Mayor
Castrate your 486 and make it an XT - Just add Microsoft Windows
Castrate: The hotel rate for actors.
Castrate: what it costs when the hospital sets a bone
Castration takes a lot of balls.
Castration takes balls.
Castration?!? Oh my god! I thought he said circumcision!
Castro is an OK guy! - Tom as communist
Casual Killer:  Piss me off at your own risk.
Casual Sex: When a body meets a body o're a pint of rye
Casual drug users ought to be taken out and shot. - Daryl Gates
Casual intimacy
Casualties: 1 dead, 1 wounded. Per abortion.
Casualty of the War on Drug: Your Right to Bear Arms
Cat #*&hair'`*^~in}{keyboard:&lt;~)_+| #
Cat (KAT') n.  Small animal with an attitude problem
Cat (Kat) n. 1: A dog with an attitude.
Cat (cat') n. Dog with an attitude problem.
Cat (kat') n. 1.  A dog with an attitude problem.
Cat (n) Car target!
Cat (n) Small furry beast resembling meatloaf.
Cat (n) small animal when defurred, resembles Chinese food
Cat (n):  1. furry keyboard cover  2. alarm clock.
Cat (n):  small, four legged, fur-bearing extortionist.
Cat (n): Fast, psychotic animal bred for target practice.
Cat (n): Lap Warmer with built in vibrator
Cat (n.) Attitudinal dog with an answering machine
Cat (n.): An attitude with an appitite wrapped in a fur coat
Cat + BBS = Paraniod Sysop
Cat + unattended keyboard = garbage all over screen.
Cat - (n) An Unprogrammable Animal.
Cat - Car Target
Cat - Pothole Cover
Cat - a dog with an attitude problem.
Cat - small animal when defurred, resembles Chinese food.
Cat Bathing: A martial art
Cat Cardinal Rule #377: When fat, arrange self in slim pose.
Cat Eats Ball of Yarn, Gives Birth to Set of Mittens"
Cat Eradication Council of Greater Toronto
Cat Fu - The study of cat bathing as a martial art form
Cat Fu: Cat bathing as martial art.
Cat Game #01:  Hah - made you look!
Cat Game #06:  Fit into the smallest space available
Cat Game #10: Hide and go puke.
Cat Game #1:  Hah - made you look!
Cat Game #3:  Take up most room on bed
Cat Game #6:  Fit into the smallest possible space.
Cat Game #6:  Fit into the smallest space available...
Cat Game #6:  Fit into the smallest space possible.
Cat Game #6: Fit into the smallest place available.
Cat Game #6: fit into the smallest space possible.
Cat Game #6: hide inside the smallest space.
Cat Game#6:  Fit into the smallest space possible.
Cat HAIR all over the keyboard
Cat HAIR all over the keyboard. Don't blame me for spelling errors.
Cat Motto: Excess is never enough
Cat Owners; The Few, The Proud, The Confused
Cat Physics #2:  A cat will assume the shape of its container.
Cat Physics #3:  E = mc*...sometimes!
Cat Physics:  Work = Mass * Distance....except cats never work.
Cat Problem: "Here kitty kitty!" gets annoying.
Cat Problem: Being mistaken for Bill the cat.
Cat Problem: Hard to resist urge to bite mail -carrier
Cat Problem: Hunting Season
Cat Problem: Leash laws
Cat Problem: Lee Press -Ons won't cut meat
Cat Problem: Picking hair off your keyboard.
Cat Problem: Smell horrible after a big rain
Cat Problem: Stuffed-toy version looks ridiculous
Cat Problems: Being mistaken for Bill the cat.
Cat Problems: Getting tail caught in doors.
Cat Problems: HEAT!
Cat Problems: Hairballs.
Cat Problems: Having to wear a license just to walk around.
Cat Problems: Trousers that make no allowance for tails.
Cat Problems: VETS!
Cat Rule #04: Reserve hairballs for shag carpets.
Cat Rule #08: Add roughage to human food by shedding in it.
Cat Rule #19 - All heat in any given room flows to the cat
Cat Rule #2: Bite hand that won't feed you fast enough.
Cat Rule #2: When in doubt, cop an attitude
Cat Rule #32: Bite hand that don't feed you fast enough.
Cat Rule #377:  When fat, arrange self in slim pose.
Cat Rule #3:Climb your way to the top, that's why the drapes are there
Cat Rule #4:  Reserve hairballs for shag carpets
Cat Rule #5: Fit into the smallest space possible.
Cat Rule #72: There's no such thing as a "bad" time for a nap
Cat Rule #73: Make people wonder what you do at night
Cat Rule #8:  Add roughage to human's food by shedding on it.
Cat Rule: Bite the hand that doesn't feed you fast enough.
Cat Scan - Looking for kitty
Cat Scan:  A medical test for the presence of furballs.
Cat Scan:  Searching for kitty.
Cat Scan:  a very expensive way to find the missing hamst\MO
Cat Scan: A medical test to detect the presence of furballs.
Cat Scan: Searching for kitty.
Cat Scan: a very expensive way to find the missing hampster.
Cat Scratch Fever, NUH NUH NUH!!! -Ted Nugent
Cat Sleeping On Shoulder? That's The Only Way To Wear Fur
Cat Toy (n):  Any object on the ground.
Cat Toy (n):  Anything not nailed down.
Cat Toy (n): Any object on the ground.
Cat Toy:  Anything not nailed down.
Cat Toy: Any object on the ground
Cat Zen Master: What is the sound of one paw slashing?
Cat \kat'\ n. 1:  A dog with an attitude problem
Cat \kat\ n, Small, four legged, fur bearing extortionist...    rwk
Cat \kat\ n; small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist
Cat advice: Take the time to eat the flowers.
Cat advice; take time to eat some flowers.
Cat aplomb: Whatever happens, look as if it were intended.
Cat are always more sarcastic than dogs.
Cat asleep on my shoulders - the ONLY way to wear fur!
Cat ate cheese and waited by mouse hole with baited breath
Cat bathing as a martial art
Cat bathing is a lively martial art
Cat bathing is a martial art.
Cat bathing is not at the top of my list of recreational pleasures
Cat bathing should be a martial art
Cat bumper sticker: Life is hard, then you nap
Cat commits suicide, shot in head 9 times say police
Cat cymbals: On the Next Twilight Zone.
Cat definition: Door - something to be on the other side of
Cat flap for the fridge. 
Cat for rent.  Specialty:  Barking dogs surgically removed
Cat for rent.  Specialty: barking dogs surgically removed. Cat Game #6:
Cat found trapped in refrigerator.  Delete children (Y/N) ?
Cat fur expands to fill all available disk drives
Cat game #10.  Hide and puke
Cat game #6.  Fit in the smallest space possible
Cat game: "last one up on the monitor is a fur ball!"
Cat getting out of litter box:  Sandy Claws
Cat goes crazy trying to mark his territory in Cyberspace.
Cat got your voice sequencer? - Joel to Bots
Cat got your your voice sequencer? -- Joel Robinson
Cat grooming is a martial art
Cat haters just resent never getting their pussy to come.
Cat headache cure: Canaries! Little. Yellow. Different
Cat in the Bed by Claude Balls
Cat just learned to flush the toilet...seen my smart cat lately?
Cat like "Paper -Bags" -they're the "Cats -Meow!" -jkb
Cat list | grep naughty &gt;nogiftlist
Cat list | grep nice &gt;giftlist
Cat look #1 : You might *think* it's your chair but
Cat lovers -- primary source of the sickest dead cat jokes around.
Cat magic - the more you pet them, the longer you both live.
Cat mama here, look at me purrrrrrr
Cat missing?  Check my tires.
Cat mystery:  Why did it become a domestic animal?
Cat need exercise? Throw it over the fence, to the dog
Cat need exercise? Throw it to the neighours dog
Cat of Borg:  I think I'll assimilate ... myself!
Cat of Borg: I'll assimilate this, and this, but I don't want =this=
Cat of Borg: We will assimilate your shiny things
Cat of Borg: What!  Black Armor with this suit?  You must be crazy!
Cat on the mantlepiece, when the china fell.
Cat on the modem, when the carrier fell.
Cat pelts are NOTHING like cats - especially in flavor
Cat pelts are nothing like cats... especially in taste
Cat person  your parents wind up with a 4-footed, furry "grandchild."
Cat philosophy - when in doubt cop an attitude!
Cat philosophy:  I am, therefore give me tuna.
Cat philosophy:  It doesn't hurt to ask for what you want
Cat philosophy:  When in doubt, cop an attitude!
Cat philosophy: I am, therefore give me tuna.
Cat philosophy: I doesn't hurt to ask for what you want.
Cat philosophy: I think, therefore give me tuna.
Cat philosophy: It doesn't hurt to ask for what you want.
Cat philosophy: When in doubt, cop an attitude.
Cat programming: if odor(litterbox)>="yuck" litter=newlitter else catpoop++
Cat purring on my shoulders - the ONL
Cat purring on my shoulders - the ONLY way to wear fur!
Cat quote:  "Doesn't take much to entertain a human!"
Cat reminiscing:  "3, 4, and 5...Those were the lives!"
Cat rule #2:  Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough
Cat rule: Add roughage to human food by shedding in it.
Cat scan - a most expensive way to find the missing hamster.
Cat scan -- searching for kitty
Cat sleeping on my shoulders - the ONLY way to wear fur.
Cat tastes like rabbit but lion tastes like pork.
Cat toy (n) Anything not nailed down.
Cat toy: Any object on the ground.
Cat toys: Dental floss/plants/Kleenex/Toilet paper is not food
Cat toys: I will not chew my owner's homework/photographs/shoes
Cat toys: I will not jump on the kitchen counter/table/stove/barbecue
Cat toys: I will not pee on the floor/carpet/sofa/clean laundry
Cat toys: The black animal with white stripes is not a cat
Cat toys: Wastebaskets do not have toys in them
Cat washing IS a martial art.
Cat with crooked tale means it ALMOST got through door
Cat won't move?  Try gasoline and a match.
Cat kat' n. 1:  A dog with an attitude problem
Cat!  You're so gullible! -- Lister
Cat!?  Where?!  Where is a cat?! - Runt
Cat#*&hair'`*^~in}{keyboard:&lt;~ )_+| #~
Cat#*&hair`'in{}keybaord:&lt;~)_+| #~
Cat's Favorite Game - "Ha! Made you look!"
Cat's In The Bag! The Neighbours Holler!
Cat's Paw: Cat breaking wind.
Cat's aren't clean, they're covered with cat spit!
Cat's do the most amazing things.
Cat's favorite game:  "HAH-  made you look!!!"
Cat's foot, iron claw, neurosurgeons scream for more
Cat's hate Windows, mouse driven ya know.
Cat's markings *do* move when you're not looking
Cat's teach us tolerance....and how to see through walls.
Cat's urine glows under a black light
Cat's! God's gift to mankind. -LG
Cat, n.  Small mammal with an attitude problem.
Cat, n. - Animal that would be man's best friend, but never stoops to it
Cat, n. - While its away, the mouse will get drunk and pick up hookers
Cat, n.: Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer.
Cat-A-Ract...Cats being questioned by the "Inquisition"--jkb
Cat-Tags can be a nice way to go-they're habit forming!
Cat-a-Lan a network of Cats-they're the Cats-Meoowww!
Cat-as-trophe: An award for the cat with the nicest buns...
Cat-as-trophy - what I have on my mantle piece.
Cat-hater's spouse's cat's nickname: Punt.
Cat-holic (n.)  A cat with a drinking problem.
Cat-holic:  Can't stop bringing cats home
Cat-kill #21..Run over cat with lawn-mower.
Cat-o'-nine-tails: Noodle machine accident.
Cat-o-holic - addicted to cats.
Cat-scan: A medical test used to detect the presence of furrballs
Cat-scan: a way to find your bird (or mouse)
Cat...an attitude in fur!
Cat:    Don't fish swim south for the winter? Kryten: That's birds, sir. Cat:
Cat:  (n) An Unprogrammable Animal.
Cat:  A small, furry beast resembling a meatloaf...
Cat:  Dog with an attitude problem.
Cat:  Ethereal music wreathed in mystery.
Cat:  Fast, psychotic animal bred for target practice.
Cat:  Furry alarmclock.
Cat:  God's way of saying your furniture is too nice.
Cat:  Pit bull junk food.
Cat:  Small animal that when defurred, resembles Chinese food.
Cat:  a dog with an attitude problem.
Cat:  an unprogrammable animal.
Cat:  small, four-legged, fur-bearing alien here to observe humanity.
Cat: "Hi, I'm the Cat"       Woman: "Hi, I'm the genetic mutant."
Cat: (n) An Unprogrammable Animal.
Cat: A Bit of Heaven Here On Earth
Cat: A dog with an attitude
Cat: A dog with an attitude problem.
Cat: A small animal resembling a meatloaf
Cat: A small animal, when defurred, resembles Chinese food
Cat: A small, furry animal resembling a meatloaf.
Cat: Alien that took over the Earth millenia ago.
Cat: An Uprogrammable Animal
Cat: An unprogrammable animal.
Cat: Animal that proves eating and sleeping is not ALL bad
Cat: Birds swim south for the winter? How do they breathe?
Cat: Companion in grace, beauty, mystery and curiosity!
Cat: Dog with an attitude problem.
Cat: Don't fish swim south for the winter? Kryten: That's birds, sir
Cat: Ethereal music wreathed in mystery.
Cat: Fast, psychotic animal bred for target practice.
Cat: Fur ball puker
Cat: Furry alarmclock.
Cat: Furry keyboard cover.
Cat: I could've SWORN I heard the can opener!
Cat: I hope that @TF@ put litter in here
Cat: I hope that Michael put litter in here.
Cat: I hope that Orville put litter in here.
Cat: I hope that Schrdiger guy put litter in here
Cat: I hope that Tammy put litter in here.
Cat: I'm going to eat you little fishie
Cat: If I suck up, my humans will do anything. -LG
Cat: Living poetry.
Cat: Look at my hands! I had lovely hands! Well, wear the smegging gloves!
Cat: Look at that collar! You could go hang gliding!
Cat: Man's best friend (When it's time to eat). *
Cat: Murphy's way of saying "Nice Furniture!"
Cat: My stomach has been pumped and now I'm hungry! Man, I just to eat!
Cat: Nature's own pop -up targets
Cat: Not so brave once it's in a microwave!
Cat: Official mascot of the Tagline echo.
Cat: Official mascot of the recipe echo.
Cat: One Helluva nice animal commonly mistaken for meatloaf.
Cat: One hell of a nice animal, frequently mistaken for a meatloaf
Cat: One real nice animal commonly mistaken for meatloaf
Cat: Pit bull junk food.
Cat: Proof that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Cat: Small animal that when defurred, resembles Chinese food
Cat: The only self -cleaning appliance in the house
Cat: Whenever you're around.   Rimmer & Lister: Around
Cat: a fluffy ball of love and mischief
Cat: a nice animal, frequently mistaken for a meatloaf.
Cat: a pet that shows it's affection by giving you a dead rat
Cat: a purr -bearing mammal
Cat: an animal that can wrap you around its paws in a minute
Cat: psychotic animal bred for target practice.
Cat: small animal when defurred, resembles Chinese food
Cat: small, four -legged, fur -bearing alien here to observe humanity
Cat: the only self-cleaning appliance in the house.
Cat:Animal that proves eating and sleeping is not ALL bad
Cat; n: Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer.
Cat;ady
Cat=stress relief,  Kitten=Tiny terror Get the VALIUM!!!
Cat?   I had a cat once, kinda tasted like chicken
Cat?  What cat?  It's a small dog doing impressions of cats!
Cat? I had a cat once, kinda tasted like chicken.
CatBorg: You will be assimilated, but first rub my tummy
CatRule#22:Anything moving under the covers is fair Game
CatSpeak translation #1: MEOWWWWWRRRRR="I'm hungry!"
CatSpeak translation #2: PURRRRRRRRRRR="I'm hungry!"
CatSpeak translation #3: MEWRRRRLLL= "I'm hungry!"
CatSpeak translation #4: "MAIOOWWWW!" = "Feed me!"
CatTag:   Heading out for somewhere; won't be back for a while.
CatTag:   Remember, it's not just a cat, it's an adventure!
CatWoman Pregnant?! Holy BatKittens, Batman!!
Cat\kat\Small four -legged fur bearing extortionist
CataLAN:  Local area network for Cats
Catabolic: Dogs lick themselves too!
Cataclysm: Bible study classes for cats.
Catacomb (n.) - used for brushing cat hair.
Catacomb: Italian Cats Comb.
Catacombs: Where kitty gets a hairstyle
Catagory: Road flattened cat.
Cataholic: Can't stop bringing cats home
Catalan Opening:  Starting a local area network for cats.
Catalan: Local area network for Cats.
Catalina: What happens to a catholic
Catalog Junkie; Computer Illiterate; Crone; Are You *X*-perienced?
Catalog: Cats Firewood.
Catalog: the cat's firewood
Catalogue : Dialogue by four people
Catalogue: How to tell one sort of cat from another.
Catalyst (n): an alphabetical list of cats
Catalyst:  An alphabetical list of cats worldwide.
Catalyze: To lie while looking cute
Catapult: (n) Large device for propelling cats over long distances.
Cataract ('cat uh ract) n. - a Japanese luxury car
Cataract: A cat being questioned by the Spanish Inquisition.
Cataract: Pool playing Cat.
Cataract: Rack for punishing bad puddy tats.
Catarrh - Stringed instrument
Catasstrophe: What you get if you don't clean the litter box.
Catastrophe (n): Award to the Cat with the nicest buns
Catastrophe - An award for cats with nice buns
Catastrophe - Award given to the cat with the cutest buns
Catastrophe -- an award for the cat with the nicest buns!
Catastrophe [n]: An Award For The Cat With The Nicest Buns
Catastrophe:  An award for the cat with the nicest buns.
Catastrophe:  An award for the feline with the cutest buttocks.
Catastrophe:  Award for the cat with the nicest buns.
Catastrophe:  Award given to the cat with the cutest behind.
Catastrophe: 38 Years of Liberal Democrats in Congress.
Catastrophe: An Award For The Feline With The Nicest Buns
Catastrophe: An award for a cat with nice buns
Catastrophe: An award for the cat with the nicest butt
Catastrophe: Award for cat with the cutest buns!
Catastrophe: Award for the cast with the nicest buns.
Catastrophe: Award given at a cat bun show
Catastrophe: Award given to the cat with the cutest bum
Catastrophe: The award for the cat with the nicest buns!
Catastrophe: award given to the cat with the cutest ass.
Catastrophes are daily events to a House Parent.
Catastrophes to others are everyday events to you.
Catastrophy: Award given at a cat bun show.
Catastrophy: Cat claw marks written on your skin
Catastrophy: Cat punctuation written on your skin.
Catatonia - An Italian's pet moggie
Catatonic (n) - Italian beverage most preferred by cats.
Catatonic (n): Geritol for cats.
Catatonic (n): an aging cat in desperate need of Geritol.
Catatonic (n.) - Italian beverage most preferred by cats.
Catatonic - elixir for your feline
Catatonic:  (n) an aging cat in desperate need of Geritol.
Catatonic:  feline medicinal drink
Catatonic: Aging cat in desperate need of Geritol
Catatonic: what cats in Boston drink
Catch & Release is good for Trout -- NOT for criminals!
Catch & Release is good for fish; not criminals.
Catch 22 - Humans 0
Catch 22 -= -= -= -= -= -= -= -Humans 0
Catch 22 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Humans 0
Catch 23:  Major Major Major - Three wrongs don't make a Colonel.
Catch A Falling Star And Put It In Your Pocket
Catch AZRIN doing the SUrf!
Catch SMOKER's echo at Family tree 1:147/32
Catch SMOKER's echo on 1st Untied Chrch (404)552-8366
Catch SMOKER's issues echo Twilight Zone 1:147/9
Catch SMOKER's issues echo at Fam. tree 1:147/32
Catch Spring fever!
Catch a Blue Wave and surf the information... well, you know
Catch a StarTrek:TNG re-run on an all-new Seaquest:DSV
Catch a Warper Wave and feel the  rush!  Shoooooooosh!
Catch a breath of morning exhaust fumes.
Catch a falling star. Put it in your pocket. Save it for a rainy day!
Catch a redhead, you better have the shackles ready for her. &lt;G&gt;
Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world.
Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world.  - Beach Boys
Catch a wave!
Catch and Release is good for Trout -- NOT for criminals!
Catch and release is great for trout - NOT for criminals!
Catch me on the rebound at gwenalf@netten.net
Catch that and sew a button on it!
Catch that goat before it bloats
Catch that head cheese or I won't spread these
Catch the BLUE JAYS!
Catch the Big Canonical Collections on Alt.Tasteless.Jokes!
Catch the Blue Angel!
Catch the Blue Doodie!
Catch the Blue Wave and you're sitting on top of the world!
Catch the Blue Wave at Makaha!
Catch the Blue Wave at Waikiki!
Catch the Blue Wave by its tail!
Catch the Blue Wave in Waikiki!
Catch the Blue Wave!
Catch the Dire Wave!
Catch the Gold Wave!
Catch the OS/2 Revolution!
Catch the Red Wave!
Catch the Wave! Coca-Cola.
Catch the great Blue Wave!  Blue Wave OLMR v2.12.
Catch the great Blue Wave!  Blue Wave Off-line Mail System v2.20.
Catch the mist, Catch the myth   Tom Sawyer
Catch the mystery, catch the drift  Tom Saywer
Catch the wave of Living Water ......
Catch the wave, or don't.  See if we care.
Catch the wave...........
Catch ya later royal ugly dudes -- Bill & Ted
Catch you around the Bluewaves sometime
Catch you later... Happy Tagging
Catch you on a Sunbeam
Catch you on a Sunbeam (smile)
Catch you on a Sunbeam.
Catcher: Cat belonging to Mrs. Bono
Catching all passion in his craft of tagline. --Tagspeare
Catching all passion in his craft of will. &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
Catchup helps the cat go down, the cat go down.
Catchup:  A hair ball.
Catchy phrases never solved anything
Catchy tune... I like it! - Bobby Heenan, on Japanese anthem
Categories on Iraqi "Jeopardy!":  Broadway show tunes.
Categories on Iraqi "Jeopardy!":  Famous Mohammeds.
Categories on Iraqi "Jeopardy!":  Ways to lose a hand.
Categories on Iraqi "Jeopardy!": Famous Mohammeds.
Categories on Iraqi "Jeopardy!": Ways to lose a hand.
Categories: All
Categories: As funny as
Categories: Beer
Categories: Blonds
Categories: Philosophy
Category, Steve King's favorite pet
Category:  appropriate pet for Stephen King
Caterpillar:  A soft scratching post for a kitten...
Caterpillar:  An upholstered worm.
Caterpillar: A soft scratching post for a kitten.
Caterpillar: An upholstered worm.
Caterpillar: Scratching post
Caterpiller: Place for cats to scratch.
Caterva carissima mea est Cimictus.
Caterva carissima mea est Ille Quis.
Caterva carissima mea est Inlecebrae.
Caterva carissima mea est Iosephus Agrestis Piscesque.
Caterva carissima mea est Mortui Grati.
Caterva carissima mea est Pueri Litoris
Caterwaul: Process of extracting cat gut.
Catfish       breakfast of Blonde Lawyers
Catfish ... breakfast of Blond Lawyers
Catfish!  Plot us a course back to the garage!  I got work to do
Catfish: the breakfast of Blonde Lawyers
Catfu - The study of catbathing as a martial art form
Catgut [n], My dog got fleas but my catgut kittens.
Catgut your tongue?
Catgut:  My dog got fleas but my catgut kittens
Catharsis is something I associate with pornography and crossword puzzles. -- Howard Chaykin
Catherine, never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.
Catheter - String instruments
Cathode Ray Tube?  What is that, some kind of alien weapon?
Catholic (n.)  A cat with a drinking problem.
Catholic - If **** happens, you have sinned.
Catholic Church - Elderly celibates clueless about the real world
Catholic Education: A Nun with a Whip.
Catholic adage..."Tantem ergo makes your hair grow."
Catholic education: A nun with a whip
Catholic girls, in the little white dress
Catholic girls, send me a dozen..
Catholic girls, they never confess.
Catholic girls, with a tiny little moustache
Catholic girls... send me a dozen!
Catholic girls...they never confess.
Catholic girlssend me a dozen!
Catholic:  can't stop bringing home cats.
Catholic: A Religion Absent of God.
Catholic: Can't stop bringing cats home.
Catholicism               If sh*t happens, you deserve it
Catholicism - **** happens because you are BAD.
Catholicism ... If s*** happens, I deserved it
Catholicism:  Sh*t happens because we deserve it.
Catholicism: (def) If s**t happens, I deserve it.
Catholicism: Boy, what a cult. Children are born into it.
Catholicism: If "stuff" happens, you deserve it.
Catholics do it A LOT!
Catholics do it with fear.
Catholics talk about it afterwards.
Catifornia:  The sunshine State for cats...
Catlady
Catlapse:  Time between removal from a lap and the cat waking.
Catlapse: The cat's time between removal from a lap and awakening.
Catmother and the Allnight Newsboys
Catnip Research Has Not Kept Pace With Other Sciences.
Catolic (n): a religiously clean Cat.
Catolick:  A religiously clean kitty
Catpain, Ambassador Sarek and his wife ARE my parents
Catproof
Catproof is an oxymoron, childproof nearly so
Cats & Dogs are Household Schedulers.
Cats (DO IT) "after meals" -it's the "Cats -Meow! -jkb
Cats (DO IT) "enthusiastically" -jkb
Cats (DO IT) "on Halloween" -jkb
Cats (DO IT) "randomly" -jkb
Cats (DO IT) "unaided" -jkb
Cats (DO IT) "unchaperoned" -jkb
Cats (DO IT) "uncushioned" -jkb
Cats (DO IT) "under-beds"--jkb
Cats (DO IT) "undetected" -jkb
Cats (DO IT) "unembarrassed" -jkb
Cats (DO IT) "universally" -jkb
Cats (DO IT) "unnoticed" -jkb
Cats (DO IT) "upstanding" -jkb
Cats (DO IT) "urgently" -jkb
Cats (DO IT) "with -purr -fection" -jkb
Cats (ON FOOLS) a Cats nobody's fool! -(stolen) -jkb
Cats (ON FOOLS) fools make strange bed-fellows!
Cats (ON FOOLS) it take one to know one
Cats (ON FOOLS) only fools fall from space!
Cats (ON FOOLS) only fools, fall for Dogs - ugh! -jkb
Cats (ON FOOLS) only fools, fall for bimbos! -jkb
Cats (ON FOOLS) only fools, fool with "Big - Cats!" -jkb
Cats (ON FOOLS) only fools, worry about tool size! -jkb
Cats (ON FOOLS) what do you call two fools on a bike--damm fools!--jkb
Cats (n):  Nature's pop up targets.
Cats (on common sense) don't bite the hand that feeds you! -jkb
Cats (on exercise)..."Dogs -do -it"...UGH!!! -jkb
Cats (on exercise)...it's for "Dogs!"
Cats (on females) where'd we be without'em! Meow! Meow!
Cats (on how to handle stress)--get 1-2-3-4 "Cats!"
Cats (on how to handle stress)...get 1 -2 -3 -4 "Cats!" -jkb
Cats (on religion) give up "Dogma take -up "Catma" -jkb
Cats (on sex)...sleeping -around...it's the "Cats -Meow!" -jkb
Cats *are* the higher purpose of the universe.
Cats *can* wait until after 6:00 a.m. to be fed on the weekends
Cats - Great for earmuffs, tiny throw rugs, and slippers.
Cats - Murphy's way of saying, "Nice furniture!"
Cats - Preserving our rights to nothing at all
Cats - The other white meat.
Cats - by Ann Gora
Cats - nature's own pop-up targets!
Cats - proof that eating & sleeping isn't all bad.
Cats - the ultimate stress reliever.
Cats - they're not so brave once they're in a microwave!
Cats -- ya gotta love em...cause you can't hate them!
Cats : Proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad
Cats ALWAYS have to be the center of attention
Cats ALWAYS land on their feet?  Maybe you don't THROW 'em right!
Cats ARE smarter!  Eight cats won't pull a sled.
Cats Are Great !!  (if cooked properly).
Cats Are Not Just Pets! They Are Company For Singles.
Cats Are PEOPLE Too
Cats CAN eat a variety of different kinds of cat food
Cats CAN eat canned cat food in flavors other than tuna
Cats Flattened While You Watch
Cats KNOW how we feel - they just don't CARE about it!
Cats KNOW how we feel...don't give a DAMN, but they know.
Cats Know Their Rights.
Cats Make Great Footballs If You Punt Them Right!
Cats Rintended2teach us that not everything in nature has purpose--G.Keillor
Cats Taglines
Cats [KATS] (n, pl.):  Heat-seeking fur lumps
Cats admit it when they're lost.
Cats admit when they're jealous.
Cats allow man the pleasure of caressing the tiger.
Cats also have nine wives!
Cats always land on their feet, but at 10 stories, it doesn't matter.
Cats always land on their feet. Dogs won't even let you throw them
Cats always sit on whatever it is you're trying to read
Cats and MEN; No matter what you tell them, they do as they please
Cats and Windowsills .. a perfect match
Cats and Women: no matter what you tell them, they do as they please
Cats and badgers and ferrets, oh my!
Cats and badgers and ferrets, oh my!   &lt;g&gt;
Cats and ferrets *don't* have the same paw prints.
Cats and ferrets don't HAVE the same paw prints.
Cats and monkeys, monkeys and cats.  All human life is there.
Cats and women do as they like, Dogs and men better get used to it!
Cats and writers are captivated by free food and drink
Cats and writers are extremely territorial
Cats and writers don't pick up after themselves
Cats and writers earn the same
Cats and writers like to hear their own voices
Cats and writers never buy a new coat
Cats are 80% water and 20% attitude
Cats are Earths most purrfect lifeform
Cats are God's way of saying your furniture's too nice
Cats are God's way of telling us we're being watched
Cats are God's way of telling you that your furniture is too nice.
Cats are PROOF there is a higher purpose to the Universe.
Cats are REAL ANIMALS!
Cats are Reincarnated Fundies.  Proof?  They refuse to go quietly.
Cats are Roommates Dogs are Family!
Cats are a rational reaction to an irrational world
Cats are aliens that took over the Earth millenia ago.
Cats are aliens who took over the world years ago!
Cats are all Libertarians!
Cats are already in touch with their inner kittens.
Cats are alright.  It's the aftertaste that bothers me.
Cats are always more sarcastic than dogs.
Cats are always on the wrong side of the door.
Cats are always right, aren't they?
Cats are an alarm clock and are obligated to wake the humans
Cats are around to remind us why we need opposable thumbs
Cats are companions.  Dogs are slaves.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. --James Herriot
Cats are crazy,...But just crazy to please you!
Cats are crazy,...But just crazy to please you!
Cats are dignified?  Ever watch one clean it's privates?
Cats are domesticated until a paw - operated tin - opener is invented
Cats are easier to train than kids!
Cats are easier to train than kids, and easier to kill, too.
Cats are easier to train than men
Cats are easier to train than men -You can litter box train a cat!
Cats are easier to train than men.
Cats are easy to buy for.
Cats are easy to understand... if you're a woman.
Cats are evil, and they must be stopped
Cats are excellent at domesticating people
Cats are fascists: THEY rule everything! &lt;VBG&gt;
Cats are fast but a 12 guage is faster.
Cats are fun -loving. Mine plays Hand -and -go -Poop!
Cats are fun.  Mine plays Hide-and-go-Puke.
Cats are furry little junior communists
Cats are gods way of saying, not everything has a purpose
Cats are gods. BUT, we still have to clean their litter boxes
Cats are good at tennis cause they got the guts for it!
Cats are good company for singles
Cats are good for 2 things: Mulch... and...I forget.
Cats are good for dusting high places
Cats are good for just 2 things - mulch  and  I forget.
Cats are good for just 2 things - mulch...and speedbumps
Cats are good for just 2 things - mulch...and...I forget.
Cats are good for just 2 things - mulch...and...Speedbumps!
Cats are good for just 2 things - mulchandI forget.
Cats are good for just two things: mulch and... I forget
Cats are good for nothing, and they're very good at it!
Cats are good lapwarmers for modemers.
Cats are good with kids.
Cats are great, especially with a white wine sauce.
Cats are hard on cars - especially when you chase them over curbs
Cats are hard on cars.  Mostly when you chase them over curbs!
Cats are independent, by which I mean smart. - D. Barry
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a functi
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. -- Garrison Keillor
Cats are just lazy people with fur and fangs
Cats are just little bundles of purr.
Cats are like Potatoe Chips. You can't have just one!
Cats are like furry dilettanti, or the reverse? 
Cats are lovers and dogs are not.
Cats are loyal to no one but the can opener.
Cats are magic.  The more you pet them the longer you both live.
Cats are meant to be loved, not to be understood
Cats are meowing at my door
Cats are more selfish, they won't aid the blind.
Cats are much easier to train than Men!
Cats are my shelter from an insane world
Cats are natural paper shreaders
Cats are nature's way of telling you that you don't really matter.
Cats are nature's way of telling you your furniture is too nice
Cats are nice but does anyone have any good FERRET recipes?
Cats are nice to your relatives.
Cats are not clean; they're just covered in "Cat Spit".
Cats are not dogs! -P.G. Wodehouse
Cats are not just a good idea, They are the Law
Cats are not nearly as inquisitive as dragons.
Cats are not pets, they own the house and let you live there.
Cats are people too...no, I mean
Cats are pit bulls' junk food
Cats are pretty cool - you can kill them nine times.
Cats are pretty quick, but I lay odds on a 12 gauge
Cats are professional entertainers
Cats are professional entertainers. NEVER eat children!
Cats are proof of a higher purpose to the universe.
Cats are proof that eating and sleeping aren't all bad.
Cats are proof the universe doesn't *need* a purpose!
Cats are purrfect.
Cats are put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose
Cats are really smarter than they show you
Cats are really trainable, if you let them think they thought of it!
Cats are required to shred the newspaper to save Mom from it
Cats are room-mates.  Dogs are children.
Cats are room-mates.  Dogs are kids.
Cats are room-mates. Dogs are children.
Cats are room-mates. Dogs are kids.
Cats are smarter dogs. You can't get 8 cats to pull a sled.
Cats are smarter than Dogs - get 9 Cats to pull a sled!
Cats are smarter than dogs - Can't get 8 cats to pull a sled.
Cats are smarter than dogs -- they won't pull sleds.
Cats are smarter than dogs!  You can't get 8 cats to pull a sled!
Cats are smarter than dogs.  Eight cats won't pull a sled.
Cats are smarter than dogs.  Ever try to get 8 cats to pull a sled?
Cats are smarter than dogs.  They won't pull sleds.
Cats are smarter than dogs.  Try and get 9 cats to pull a sled!
Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't get eight cats to pull a sled.
Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow
Cats are smarter than dogs. Can't get eight cats to pull a sled.
Cats are smarter than dogs. Eight cats won't pull a sled!
Cats are smarter than dogs. They don't pull sleds.
Cats are smarter than dogs. They refuse to pull a sled
Cats are smarter than dogs. They won't pull sleds.
Cats are smarter than dogs. Try and get 9 cats to pull a sled!
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get 8 cats to pull a sled.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to p
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.     --Jeff Valdez
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled!
Cats are smarter than dogs. You won't find eight cats pulling a sled.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You'd never get eight cats to pull a sled.
Cats are smarter than dogs... You won't see eight cats pulling a sled.
Cats are smarter than dogs...8 cats won't pull a sled.
Cats are smarter than dogs: you can't get eight cats to pull a sled.
Cats are smarter than dogs; eight cats won't pull a sled.
Cats are smarter than dogs; they won't pull sleds.
Cats are smarter than most dogs: 8 cats won't pull a sled
Cats are smarter then dogs.  Eight cats won't pull a sled
Cats are so marvellously true to themselves.
Cats are some of my closest friends, too
Cats are the only animal to have successfully domesticated man
Cats are the proof of a higher purpose to the universe
Cats are the soul of honesty - they hide not their dislikes.
Cats are the the definition of leasure. -Kipling
Cats are the world's way of telling you your furniture is too nice.
Cats are to People as tone is to music
Cats are too cool to beg for food.  They WILL charge it on your VISA.
Cats are transparent. Cats should sit in front of the TV screen
Cats are wonderful - everyone should own one...two...three...four...fi
Cats are wonderful!  (They taste JUST like chicken.)
Cats are not clean.Would you bathe in spit?
Cats aren't bad loosers - cats never loose.
Cats aren't clean, they are just covered with cat spit.
Cats aren't intelligent; they just THINK they are.
Cats aren't pets; it's their house and you just live there
Cats aren't sore losers, because cats NEVER lose!
Cats aren't the only species - they just act like it!
Cats aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.
Cats aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
Cats bring the winter air inside, nestled in their coats
Cats bury their crap, dogs dig up others'
Cats can catch snowflakes through a closed window if they try hard enough
Cats can eat tuna that has not been mixed with Miracle Whip
Cats can fall 9 stories and live? DING! 10th Floor, sir
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit to cause the most inconvenience
Cats can't read and they don't want you to, either!
Cats cannot be trained, they only take suggestions
Cats categorically refuse to perform.
Cats come in many varieties...and every one is divine.
Cats contribute to living a longer life
Cats crawl under *Beds*...Software crawls under *Windows*
Cats crawl under gates, software under Windo10
Cats created Earth because the Cosmic Litterbox was full.
Cats demand their MTV! Milk, Tuna and Vittles
Cats display daring acrobatic feats before your eyes
Cats do it after meals--it's the Cats-Meow!
Cats do it enthusiastically
Cats do it in a box.
Cats do it on Halloween
Cats do it purrfectly.
Cats do it randomly
Cats do it unaided
Cats do it unchaperoned
Cats do it uncushioned
Cats do it under-beds
Cats do it undetected
Cats do it unembarrassed
Cats do it universally
Cats do it unnoticed
Cats do it upstanding
Cats do it urgently
Cats do it with-purr-fection
Cats do not care whether you shave your legs.
Cats do not dominate, they cultivate
Cats do not have problems expressing affection in public.
Cats do not keep mice away, they preserve them for the chase - Barron
Cats do not like beer. Really
Cats do not read at the table.
Cats do pay attention.  Just plug them into the 240v line.  MEWWWR!
Cats do pay attention... once you plug them in.
Cats do whatever they want, yet still get treated like royalty.
Cats don't adopt people.  They adopt refrigerators.
Cats don't brag about whom they have slept with.
Cats don't care if you don't shave your legs
Cats don't caress us - they caress themselves on us. --Rivarol
Cats don't correct your stories.
Cats don't correct your stories.
Cats don't criticize your friends.
Cats don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
Cats don't hitch hike. The fur covers their tiny little thumbs.
Cats don't land on their feet when they're in a working dryer.
Cats don't like change without their consent. --Roger A. Caras, ASPCA
Cats don't make a practice of killing their own species.
Cats don't make a practice of killing their own species.
Cats don't mind if you do all the driving.
Cats don't need any excuses.
Cats don't need relevance
Cats don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.
Cats don't step on the imaginary brake.
Cats don't want to own people.  They prefer to lease with an option
Cats don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
Cats donate their services as alarm clocks
Cats e Diem--Make you hot baths...all temperature chemore. Say what?
Cats eat fur balls because they like a good gag.
Cats eat grass!---it's the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Cats favorite game: "Ha Ha - made you look."
Cats feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
Cats find "Bugs-in-Windows"--they're the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Cats find people fascinating - they can stare at us for hours!
Cats flattened while you wait.
Cats get "High-on-Grass"--it's the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Cats get Cup in '95!!  Another CFL Cinderella Story!
Cats get High-on-Grass--it's the Cats-Meow!
Cats get what they want because they won't settle for a dog's life.
Cats get you through times of no dogs better than dogs through times of no cats.
Cats give us cool cartoon characters
Cats give us cool cartoon characters
Cats give us someone to talk to
Cats go "Cat-B-Lanche"--it's the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Cats go "quack" if ya squeeze 'em hard enough.
Cats go "quack".. if you squeeze them hard enough!
Cats go Cat-B-Lanche--it's the Cats-Meow!
Cats got the "Brains"---"Dogs-got-the-Bark"...Woof! Woof!--jkb
Cats got the Brains---Dogs-got-the-BarkWoof! Woof!
Cats hate Windows, mouse driven ya know.
Cats have 9 lives BANG 8 lives BANG 7 lives BANG six lives BANG
Cats have 9 lives, but they die 8 times before they're born.
Cats have 9 lives,do radioactive cats have 18 half-lifes?
Cats have 9 lives.  I have 10 bullets
Cats have 9 lives. BANG 8 lives. BANG 7 lives. BANG
Cats have 9 lives?  I'll have to reload
Cats have fleas, but Dogs have flea circuses !
Cats have fur coats because they look sillly in raincoats
Cats have fur coats since they look positively silly in windbreakers.
Cats have nifty ways of inflicting revenge. 4 on each paw.
Cats have nine lives - but sleep through eight of them
Cats have no handles.
Cats have not forgotten they were once worshipped.
Cats have nothing on dragons for inquisitiveness.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten
Cats have purr -sonality. =^..^=
Cats have the simple tastes.  The best is satisfactory
Cats have the simplest of taste - the best will suffice.
Cats have the simplest of taste: the best is satisfactory
Cats have their own lives;  get on with yours
Cats have to beg for an ice cube everytime someone opens the freezer door
Cats help reduce high blood pressure
Cats humor us because they know that their ancestors ate ours
Cats inspire poets and playwrights
Cats instruct us in the luxurious art of stretching
Cats jump over gates, software crawls under Windows
Cats know Mom's black suede gloves are giant tarantulas that need to be killed
Cats know all the sunny places.
Cats know cats will get some human food if patient
Cats know curtains are for climbing
Cats know how to obtain food without labour, shelter w/o confinement and love w/o penalties
Cats know how we feel ... They just don't give a damn.
Cats know how we feel.  They don't care, but they know.
Cats know how we feel.  They don't give a damn, but they know.
Cats know how we feel. They don't care, but they know.
Cats know how we feel. They don't give a damn mind you.
Cats know how we feel. They don't give a damn, but they know.
Cats know how we feel. d ey don't care, but they know
Cats know how we feel... don't give a damn, but they know!
Cats know how we feel...they just don't give a damn.
Cats know just how we feel. They don't give a damn, but they know!
Cats know leaping into the box helps their human pack
Cats know licking or batting the empty food dish around will make food appear
Cats know looking adorable after misbehaving negates their crime
Cats know mom's breasts are pillows that need fluffing
Cats know the bed is a WWF wrestling ring
Cats know the box of aquarium supplies in the basement is a litter box
Cats know there are Martians hiding in the new drapes
Cats know there is no better to "punish" the human than whizzing on something
Cats know your every thought.They don't care, but they know
Cats land on their feet, but at 10 stories, it doesn't matter.
Cats land on their feet, but dogs won't even let you throw them!
Cats land on their feet?  Hey, at 20 stories, who cares?
Cats leave footprints on our hearts and we are never the same.
Cats let us induldge our desires to really spoil someone
Cats like "Cat-A-Pults"--they're the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Cats like "Cat-Fish"--it's the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Cats like "Cat-Mobiles"--they stop at "Cats-X-ings!"--jkb
Cats like "Cat-Naps"--it's the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Cats like "Cat-Shows" they're the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Cats like "Pro-Cat-Stinating"---it's the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Cats like "Serial-Mice" for breakfast!--it's the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Cats like "Serial-Mice"--they're the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Cats like "Treky-Tags"--they're out of this World!--jkb
Cats like Cars that stop at "Cats-X-Ings"--they're A-O/K--jkb
Cats like Cat-A-Pults--they're the Cats-Meow!
Cats like Cat-Fish--it's the Cats-Meow!
Cats like Cat-Mobiles--they stop at Cats-X-ings!
Cats like Cat-Naps--it's the Cats-Meow!
Cats like MS -Mice anytime -they're the "Cats -Meow!"
Cats like Pro-Cat-Stinating---it's the Cats-Meow!
Cats like Serial-Mice for breakfast!--it's the Cats-Meow!
Cats like Serial-Mice--they're the Cats-Meow!
Cats like Treky-Tags--they're out of this World!
Cats like WINdoze, it seems to attract Mice
Cats like Windows - it seems to attract Mice.
Cats like Windows because it attracts mice
Cats like Windows...it attracts "Bugs" they're the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Cats like all "Fido's-in-the-Net"--that's the "Cats-Meow!"
Cats like all warm places!---they're the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Cats like being petted---Soo pet a pussy (kitty) today!
Cats like mice.  Windows like mice.  I don't.
Cats like to play Hide-and-Go-Puke.
Cats like to sit on what you are reading at the time.
Cats like your size.
Cats likes to play Hide-and-Go-Puke.
Cats look at moths and ax-murderers the same
Cats look at your eyes.
Cats look for "Bugs-in-Win95"--they're the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Cats look for blanket mice while people sleep...  &gt;OUCH!&lt;
Cats love "Santa-Cat-Alina"--it's the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Cats love cheese.  They really do
Cats love mice, Windoze won't run without 'em!
Cats love work; They can sit and watch it for hours
Cats make a window sill more beautiful
Cats make even an old worn couch look beautiful
Cats make for good company, dogs make great throw-rugs!
Cats make good company. Dogs make good throw-rugs.
Cats make good neighbors or roommates
Cats make keen alarm clocks. At no extra charge.  Garfield
Cats may have 9 lives, but I have 10 bullets.
Cats may share a house with you, but dogs share your home.
Cats mean it when they kiss you.
Cats meow here at exec and sec's
Cats might get sick, but they do _NOT_ get insomnia!
Cats miss you when you're gone.
Cats must act as if being tortured when being flea-powdered
Cats must act like they are dying of hunger in front of Daddy
Cats must activate "the paw" when there is food within snagging distance
Cats must ask to be (fed/petted/let out) when the humans are making whoopee
Cats must attack Mom and Daddy's feet while they're making whoopee
Cats must attack another cat when their head is sticking out of the litter box
Cats must attack incoming faxes and chew them so that the humans can't read them
Cats must attack mom's ear just because she put them on a diet
Cats must attack the answering machine and purr all over it
Cats must attack their human's shoelaces when she is tying them
Cats must balance their 25 pound body on their human's full bladder
Cats must barf up hairballs on their mom's computer keyboard
Cats must beg for food until they have eaten what already in their dish
Cats must bite their human's feet when she is using the computer
Cats must bite their sister's butt until she hisses
Cats must blame Mom when cat falls in a tub full of water
Cats must bring live snakes into the house
Cats must call Mom's mother-in-law long distance at 2 a.m
Cats must catch and eat lizards
Cats must catch mice to give to the dog to eat
Cats must charge themselves with static electricity and zap their sleeping Dad at 2 am
Cats must chase the humans while they are carrying a full laundry basket
Cats must chase the other invisible cats across Dad's belly and groin
Cats must chew holes in the bags of clean kitty litter and spread it on the floor
Cats must chew on the antennae of the cordless phone
Cats must chew the buttons off mom's bathrobe
Cats must claim the cream cheese and lox bagel on the kitchen table as their own
Cats must claw a hole in the sofa/box spring to make a nest
Cats must climb into their Daddy's dropped briefs while he is sitting on the toilet
Cats must climb on top of the fridge and knock the magnets off the front
Cats must climb the wallpaper in their human's new house
Cats must climb their human's leg to get tuna fish or pancakes
Cats must cling to the outside of the screen door at eye level howling
Cats must commence biting their human's toes when she exits the shower
Cats must crawl into open suitcase to help Mom pack
Cats must crawl into the dishwasher when it is full of clean dishes
Cats must cuddle mom's dress shoes and drool in them
Cats must destroy a toy the first time they play with it
Cats must display their worm collection on the kitchen floor on a rainy night
Cats must drag Mom's knitting around the house, unravelling it in the process
Cats must drag dirty socks out of the laundry basket and bury them in the litter box
Cats must drag dirty socks up from the basement in the middle of the night
Cats must drag the apple peels out of the garbage to play with them
Cats must drag their butt on the carpet after exiting the litter box
Cats must drink the bathwater while their human is taking a bath
Cats must drool in their sleeping human's ear
Cats must eat all of mom's plants and then barf them up while Mom is not home
Cats must eat all random things they find on the floor
Cats must eat all the baby's breath out of mom's birthday bouquet
Cats must eat fine Swedish tapers like they're candy canes
Cats must eat mom's make up
Cats must eat styrofoam meat trays and then barf up white bingies
Cats must faithfully chase the cursor around the screen
Cats must fall asleep on Mom's back or chest
Cats must fart in front of mom's friends. Nobody ever believes it is the cat
Cats must groom Daddy at 2 am
Cats must groom the back of mom's neck
Cats must groom their private parts in front of company
Cats must groom their private parts while their humans are trying to eat
Cats must growl and hiss at the German Shepherd next door causing him to pee
Cats must gulp down their dinner at lightning speed, and then barf it up
Cats must gut their Bill Clinton catnip doll on the living room rug
Cats must hack up a *huge* hairball on mom's brand-new futon
Cats must have one of the freshly-baked cookies cooling on the table
Cats must have urine wars with the new cat in the house on the kitchen counter
Cats must head butt the control pad/joystick when the human is 10 seconds away from winning
Cats must help Mom with the jigsaw puzzles
Cats must help their sister "recycle" her barfed-up food
Cats must hide Grandma's $35 prescription eyedrops
Cats must hide in the kitchen drawers and jump out at Mom
Cats must hiss and spit at the vet because it pleases their Mom greatly
Cats must hold the pen in their mouth while their human is trying to write
Cats must hook a claw into mom's nostril to wake her up on weekends
Cats must ignore their new toy only to suddenly find it interesting at 3 am
Cats must interfere with the broom when their human is sweeping the floor
Cats must jump into mom's lap while she is breast-feeding the small human
Cats must jump into the chair after their human gets up to do something
Cats must jump into the refrigerator every time Mom opens it
Cats must jump off the top of the cat tree onto the bed and/or its occupants
Cats must jump on mom's lap immediately prior to the commercial breaks
Cats must jump on the break key when their human is on the modem
Cats must jump on the furniture refinishing project
Cats must jump on the kitchen counter and make off with the roast chicken
Cats must jump on the table to eat cantaloupe if no one gives them a piece
Cats must jump on the toilet seat just as their human is sitting down
Cats must jump onto Dad's stomach when he is taking a nap
Cats must knock Mom's Cheerios off of her spoon as she brings it to her mouth
Cats must knock over the kitchen garbage can to get at the chicken bones
Cats must knock over the stacks of CDs
Cats must knock pennies off the nightstand at 3 am in order to get Mom's attention
Cats must knock the area rugs all over the hardwood floor
Cats must knock the brush Mom uses on me into the garbage can just because
Cats must knock the kitchen trash can over EVERY NIGHT scavenging for scraps
Cats must knock the phone off the hook just to hear the neat BEEP-BEEP-BEEP noise
Cats must knock their toys under the refrigerator
Cats must knock things off the coffee table so they can lie down more comfortably
Cats must leap from great heights on to their seated human's genital region
Cats must leave paw prints and hair on the toilet seat
Cats must lick all the glue off of all of the envelopes
Cats must lick mom's eyes while she is trying to sleep
Cats must lick the cheese from the grater when the human's back is turned
Cats must lick the faucet to encourage their human to turn on the drinking water
Cats must lick the other cat's behind in front of Mom and her friends
Cats must lick their human's armpits while she is sleeping
Cats must lick then bite their mom's legs when she comes out of the shower
Cats must lie directly behind their human when she is putting on her makeup
Cats must lie down with their butt in the human's face
Cats must lie next to their human's ear and purr loudly
Cats must lie on clean laundry just after its been folded
Cats must lie on their human's face in the middle of the night
Cats must lie on their human's girlfriend's chest with their butt in her face
Cats must lie under the coffee table and hiss at all of mom's guests
Cats must lurk under the bed and pounce on the unsuspecting human's feet
Cats must make puddles in the ashtray
Cats must make snowflakes out of a whole roll of paper towels
Cats must meow pitifully when their humans are having sex
Cats must meow to be let out when there is a foot-plus of snow on the ground
Cats must need to use ALL the kitty litter to bury their poop
Cats must not beat the dog up because he's stupid
Cats must open all the presents before Christmas
Cats must open the breakfast muffins box and only eat one bite out of each
Cats must pee down the back of the television, causing its innards to short out
Cats must pee in the hole in the carpet where the key to the gas fireplace goes
Cats must pee on Mama's boyfriend's wallet when they have an argument
Cats must performplastic surgery with their claws upon their mom's face
Cats must play "Charge of the Light Brigade" with the other cat in the hallway at 3 am
Cats must play "find the mouse" on the bed at midnight
Cats must play "hockey" with a shampoo cap in the bathtub in the wee hours of the morning
Cats must play attack Daddy's toes when cats want to be fed in the morning
Cats must play attack cat in the middle of the night when Mom moves in her sleep
Cats must play in the toilet and get the seat wet so Mom will yell at Daddy
Cats must play the game "tiger attack" when Mom is weeding the garden
Cats must play trapeze artist on the curtain rods
Cats must play with the ribbons when Mom is wrapping Christmas gifts
Cats must play with their new rubber ball in the bathtub at 3 am
Cats must pounce on the sheets and crawl under them when Mom is making the bed
Cats must press the buttons when the human is on the phone
Cats must pull dirty socks out of the laundry basket and leave them on their Mom's pillow
Cats must pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem
Cats must push the VCR off the top of the TV
Cats must put their head in their human's mouth while he is trying to eat
Cats must put their paw in Mom's mouth to get food out while she's eating it
Cats must put their paw into the boiling water to snag a cooking shrimp
Cats must put their tail/paws in places where they can be stepped on
Cats must raid the ashtray for used pipe cleaners
Cats must refuse to eat their food until it has been piled into a pyramid shape
Cats must remove mom's stuffed bear from her dresser and kill it EVERY SINGLE DAY
Cats must reset their human's alarm clock by walking on it
Cats must ride on the string mop while Mom is cleaning the floor
Cats must rush out from behind the couch and bury their claws in Daddy's leg
Cats must shred the kitchen sponge all over the carpet
Cats must shred the newspaper while someone is reading it
Cats must shred the packaging on all prepackaged food so that they can do a taste test
Cats must sink their claws into Mom's shoulder to get better traction for a jump
Cats must sit in mom's pants/underwear when she is on the throne
Cats must sit on Mom's hand and purr while she is using the computer
Cats must sit on the key marked "Del"
Cats must sit on the newspaper while Daddy reads it in the bathroom
Cats must sit on top of the kitchen cabinets playing 'vulture'
Cats must sit under the table and beg for scraps while clawing at Grandma Ethel's socks
Cats must slam-dunk their tail into mom's first and *only* cup of coffee in the morning
Cats must sleep INSIDE the back cushion of the sofa
Cats must sleep in the middle of the bed. The corners are not as comfy
Cats must sleep on Dad's face & lick his nose while he tries to sleep
Cats must sleep on their human's freshly washed and waxed car
Cats must sleep under the blanket on the couch so that people can sit on them
Cats must slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium
Cats must slurp the human's iced tea, whether she's looking or not
Cats must smurgle on Mom's $120 Polartec sweatshirt
Cats must spray mom's brand new $400 bread maker
Cats must spray the kitchen garbage can
Cats must stare at the humans while they are making whoopee
Cats must steal Mom's Cheetos and leave them all licked but not eaten on her bed
Cats must steal the olives/mushrooms/cheese off the human's pizza
Cats must steal the roast pork out of mom's fried rice bowl
Cats must steal the scrub pad from the sink and drag it all over the house
Cats must step in mom's *open* contact lens case
Cats must step on the 'alt', 'cntl', and 'delete' keys simultaneously
Cats must stick their paw into mom's mouth while she's sleeping
Cats must stick their paws under the bathroom door when it is closed and snag anything
Cats must stick their tail in the little human's lollipop
Cats must stomp on the stereo remote and increase the sound level to 120 decibels
Cats must suck on the afghan/sweater Mom is trying to make
Cats must supervise the human when s/he is working at the kitchen counter
Cats must supervise the painting of the guest room
Cats must teach the parrot to meow in a loud and raucous manner
Cats must tear into the bag of cat food just to see if it the same as what is in their dish
Cats must terrorize their older and less active feline roommate. His tail is a toy
Cats must toggle mom's word processor from insert to overtype mode
Cats must topple the spice rack going for the catnip
Cats must toss their poop out of the litter box and play hockey with it
Cats must track kitty litter all over the apartment
Cats must trample their paws on Daddy's keyboard when he is e-mailing
Cats must trip Mom or Daddy on the way to the kitchen
Cats must try to bat a sandwich or Fudgesicle out of mom's hand
Cats must try to bite Mom's pen when she is writing
Cats must try to climb on the human's lap when he/she is using the laptop computer
Cats must try to dig to China from their litter box
Cats must try to kill the curlicues of ribbon on the finished packages
Cats must try to nibble the comb/brush when their Mom grooms them
Cats must try to pick fights with cats looking in the house through a door or window
Cats must try to taste the gerbils when Mom is holding one
Cats must turn on the toy train at 5:00 am and watch it
Cats must turn over every glass just to watch the liuid pool
Cats must unroll all the toilet paper off the roll
Cats must use car windshields as slides when cats have muddy feet
Cats must use mom's brand NEW overstuffed sectional as a giant scratching post
Cats must use mom's new leather purse as a litter box
Cats must use mom's perfume bottles for bowling pins
Cats must use the garage roof as a litter box
Cats must use the keyboard as a springboard trying to catch the pretty flashing cursor
Cats must use the ninja kitty paw strike to snag mom's dinner entree for theirself
Cats must use their female human's chest as a springboard
Cats must use their litter box in full view of all mom's dinner guests
Cats must wake Mom up in the morning by dropping a coffee maker on her head
Cats must wake their human up at 3 am for breakfast
Cats must walk in on a dinner party and commence licking their butt
Cats must whine (with their mouth full) if they get dry food instead of canned
Cats must wrestle Mom to the floor for chocolate
Cats must yowl during Dad's bagpipe records
Cats need no excuses
Cats need to be petted *every* time the cat eats
Cats need to check Daddy's aim in the bathroom
Cats need to climb into EVERY box in the household
Cats need to hiss at every visitor to make them feel at home
Cats need to kill the kibble by batting it around the kitchen
Cats need to sample the contents of every pot on the stove
Cats need to wake Mom up at 3:00 am by chewing on her head
Cats never argue with *Moderators* they're the "Cats-Meow!"
Cats never argue with the "Hand-that-Feeds'em"
Cats obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.
Cats often chase things that their person can't see.
Cats only likes me when I run the electric can opener
Cats only tolerate us, dogs strive hard to please.
Cats own _you_.  They just let you _think_ it's the other way around!
Cats own the house --- They just let you live there.
Cats play "Cat-&-Mouse"--it's the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Cats polished while you wait.  Hot wax costs extra
Cats prefer "Cat-I-Llacs"--they're the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Cats prove that just eating and sleeping isn't all bad.
Cats prove that not everything in nature has a function!
Cats prove that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Cats really do blink--when hit in the head with a hammer
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture!
Cats remind us not everything in nature has a purpose.
Cats remind us that life is mysterious
Cats remind us that not all things in life have a purpose
Cats remind us that not everything has a purpose
Cats remind us that not everything in Nature has a purpose.
Cats rule and dogs drool
Cats rule and dogs drool!  Sassy
Cats rule! (if you think not... ask on!)
Cats rule, dogs drool!
Cats rule, dogs drool. --Sassy.
Cats rule.  Dogs drool.
Cats say: a fool and his Cat are soon parted!
Cats screaming outside my door
Cats seem to go on the principal that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. - Joseph Wood Krutch
Cats should not drink Martinis
Cats show us how to lick our wounds and go on
Cats sleep on shelves like motorized bookends.
Cats spend almost two-thirds of their lives asleep!
Cats take care of their own needs.
Cats teach that not everything in nature has a function.
Cats teach us how to land on our feet
Cats teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Cats think "Tribble--tags-are-Trouble!"--jkb
Cats think you are a culinary genius.
Cats to teach us that not everything in nature has a func
Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
Cats understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
Cats understand what no means.
Cats use "Cat-Walks"--they're the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Cats use claws to climb trees and fire departments to get down. - G.
Cats v. Rush Limbaugh: They both have fuzzy tales.
Cats vs. Bill Clinton...they both have fuzzy tales
Cats will watch Mom change the litter box and then deliberately go poop in the corner
Cats won't pull a sled across Alaska for a bowl of reeking fish stew.
Cats would never chase a mechanical rabbit around a race track.
Cats wouldn't be so arrogant if mice had little mouse machine guns
Cats!  They Call When You Don't Come.
Cats! Are the same as small children, only they wear fur coats. -LG
Cats! God's gift to mankind
Cats! Reincarnated Fundies. They refuse to go quietly.
Cats" - by Ann Gora
Cats' Credo: They should get laid before they get spayed
Cats' cardinal rule: When fat arrange self in slim pose.
Cats' favorite game:  "Hah - made you look!"
Cats, Chaos theory in action!
Cats, Earth's Most Purrfect Lifeform.
Cats, See dis? de otha' honky meat.
Cats, companions in grace and beauty and mystery and curiosity.
Cats, like butterflies & small children, need no excuse
Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse.
Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse. - Robert A. Heinlein
Cats, love 'em. Taste just like chicken.
Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind
Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad.
Cats, the finest "doggie chew toy" money can buy.
Cats, they don't come when you call
Cats, when dropped, reach terminal velocity after 9 stories
Cats, when struck with hammers, will blink
Cats, ya gotta love em...cause you can't hate them!
Cats--the ultimate agents of Entropy.
Cats--ya gotta love em...cause you can't hate them!
Cats-I-Fornia...attracts "Cats"--it's the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Cats-I-Forniaattracts Cats--it's the Cats-Meow!
Cats-Sleep-in-Cat-Cradles--it's the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Cats-the ultimate agents of Entropy.
Cats.  Cats are nice. -- Death
Cats. Earth's most purrfect lifeform.
Cats. Ezier to hunt...just look around the neighborhood
Cats. They aren't so brave in a microwave
Cats. the other white meat
Cats....proof that sleepn' & eatn' isn't all bad
Cats...They're not so brave in your microwave.
Cats:  A good source of spare parts for re-stringing a tennis racket.
Cats:  Companions in grace and beauty and mystery and curiousity.
Cats:  Companions in grace, beauty, mystery and curiosity!
Cats:  God's way of telling you your furniture is too nice.
Cats:  Good for dusting high places
Cats:  Living poetry.
Cats:  Mammalian raptors
Cats:  Nature's own pop-up targets!
Cats:  Proof that eating and sleeping aren't so bad.
Cats:  Proof that nothing but eating and sleeping isn't all bad.
Cats:  They're not as brave in the microwave.
Cats:  They're not so brave once they're in a microwave!
Cats:  proof that eating and sleeping aren't all bad!
Cats: A great untapped natural resource for doormats.
Cats: Companions in grace and beauty and mystery and curiosity.
Cats: Companions in grace, beauty, mystery and curiosity!
Cats: Earths most purrfect lifeform.
Cats: Favored by Spock, Data, and other high intellects
Cats: God's  way  of  telling  you your furniture  is too nice
Cats: God's way of saying your furniture is too nice.
Cats: God's way of telling you your furniture is too nice
Cats: Good for dusting high places.
Cats: Great for earmuffs, tiny throw rugs, and slippers
Cats: Living Poetry!
Cats: Murphy's way of saying "Nice furnature!"
Cats: Murphy's way of saying Nice Furniture! Edsil Murphy
Cats: Nature's own pop-up targets!
Cats: Nature's way of saying your furniture is too nice!
Cats: Nature's way of telling you your furniture is too nice.
Cats: Pit bull junk food.
Cats: Proof that eating and sleeping aren't all bad.
Cats: Pure love contained in soft packages
Cats: Self-propelled grease rags.
Cats: Smarter than dogs; can't find 8 to pull snow sled.
Cats: The Chaos theory with fur, claws, and a slight odor
Cats: They're not so brave in the microwave
Cats: They're not so brave in your microwave or dryer
Cats: They're not so brave in your microwave.
Cats: They're not so brave once they're in a microwave!
Cats: Walking egos with fur.
Cats: [n] pl. Heat -seeking fur lumps
Cats: companions in grace, beauty, mystery & curiosity.
Cats: factories for fur which we have no choice but to wear
Cats: mammalian raptors.
Cats: mate like tribbles.
Cats: nature's way of telling you that you don't matter.
Cats: natures's enviromentally friendly pest controllers.
Cats: pets with a purrfect purrsonality
Cats: proof that eating & sleeping all day isn't all bad
Cats: proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad.
Cats: proof that not everything in nature has a function
Cats: proof that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Cats: proof that only eating and sleeping isn't all that bad
Cats: pure love contained in small packages.
Cats: smarter than dogs; can't find 8 to pull snow sled
Cats: the other white meat.
Cats: woman's best friend
Cats: woman's best friend......
Cats: woman's best friends
Cats?  Cats are just fine while they're still kittens!
Cats? CATS?????
Catscan - a hi-tech device for examining cats.
Catskill Mountains....NO!! They kill mice!
Catskill Mountains: Mountain range with dangerous cats
Catskill Mountains: The land of dead mice.
Catsthe other white meat.
Catsup and Mustard all over the place!  It's the Human Hamburger!
Catsup:  Hollandaise sauce for bachelors.
Cattin' around, playing with fire.
Cattle in orbit - the herd shot round the world.
Cattle mutilations are up
Cattle without legs: ground beef.
Cattlecar Galactica - move 'em out!
Cattleman's daughter, but she couldn't keep her calves together
Catty:  An afternoon gathering of gossips.
Catwoman's Scratchpad
Catwoman's pregnant?  Holy Batkittens, Batman!
Catwoman's pregnant?  Holy rubbers Batman
Catwoman's pregnant? Holy Batkittens, Batman!
Catwoman's pregnant? Holy rubbers Batman.
CatwomanDOS:  Batman found.  (P)urr, (M)eow, (U)ncoil whip?
Caucus : A dead animal.
Caucus and cactus ? One has the pricks on the outside.
Caught In A Cyclone  - By Mel Strom
Caught In The Flood  - By Noah Zark
Caught In The Middle -- Dio
Caught Somewhere In Time
Caught a bolt of lightning...cursed the day he let it go.
Caught at Midnight
Caught between Chernobyl and a test site!
Caught between the rack and a hard drive.
Caught cheating with shoes off; reading footnotes.
Caught in a landslide--no escape from reality... - Queen
Caught in the act, Port Macquarie
Caught in the middle of a hundred and five.  The night was heavy and the air was alive. - Mike Oldfield
Caught my dog making clay figures with Fi-Doh!
Caught myself etching "Gates" into a .357 shell casing
Caught myself etching the name Gates into a .357 shell casing.
Caught the Blue Wave, no life preserver, dang near drowned!
Caught the bluewave, no life preserver, No more QWacKs.
Caught you reading my taglines again!
Caught you reading the tagline first again, didn't I?
Caught your hysterical message
Caught yourself reading taglines and not the mail?
Cauliflower for brains.
Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education
Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education -- Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
Cauliflower: Cabbage with a college education - Mark Twain
Caulking Made Easy - By Phil McKrevis
Cause I heard in the wind - And I saw it in the sky
Cause I know that you're gonna die.
Cause I love my ol' tag
Cause I love my ol' tag, courtesy of JH (Moore)
Cause I love my ol' tag...
Cause I wanna find what lies behind those eyes -Floyd
Cause I want somebody to shove.  I need somebody to shove
Cause I want to be, Anarchy. Again and again. Destroy.
Cause I'm a Borg, yea, yea, yea.
Cause I'm the mom, THAT'S WHY!!
Cause I....... Want to be....... Anarchy.
Cause It's A Mystery!
Cause NOTHING quite beats SWIGGING them FROSTY can`s `O Swine!
Cause Of Death Undetermined For Beheading Victim
Cause and effect, chain of events
Cause if ya do it right it will be!
Cause it's a bitter sweet tagline this time
Cause nothing lasts forever Even cold november rain--Guns and Roses
Cause of Crash: Inadvertant contact with the ground.
Cause of Death. CRC Error.
Cause of crash:  Inadvertent contact with the ground.
Cause of fights forgotten. Bravery metals given to all.
Cause of pent-up postal service stress?  A 5-day gun waiting period
Cause ole Ben ain't been since 15 Beers Ago! --Ben Colder.
Cause saying those nouns over and over can really wear you down...
Cause that's the way the computer crumbles.
Cause the good old days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems. - Billy Joel
Cause the other ones whod given it a shot -- TMBG
Cause there ain't no dialtone for to give you no pain...
Cause we love ya! *MMMMMMWAH!* Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Cause we're the Young Ones
Cause ya can't... ya won't and ya don't stop... -Beastie Boys
Cause-&-Effectergizer: "The starship keeps blowing and blowing and..."
Cause-&-Effectergizer: "They keep dying & dying & dying"
Causing The Greenhouse Effect  - By C. O. Too
Caustic soda:  The beverage to cure acid indigestion.
Cauterise: Got her attention
Cauterise: Made eye contact with her.
Cauterize (v): made eye contact with her
Cauterize.................................Make eye contact with her.
Cauterize:  Made eye contact with her.
Caution -  Moose crossing ahead                 Caution PET XING
Caution - Blind man at keyboard.
Caution - I was not hired for my disposition
Caution : High Pressure!!!  Contents are PKZIPPED!!
Caution CLINTON.LIE virus detected - RUN LIMBAUGH.BAT
Caution PET XING
Caution TAGLINE area: Post message at own risk!
Caution Unitarians do not have black-and-white answers.
Caution can never be overused. -- Red Alert
Caution is one thing and wavering is another. &lt;Strider&gt;
Caution!    Moose crossing tagline   +++ +++   Caution!
Caution!  Humorous tagline under construction.
Caution!  PET XING
Caution!  SysOp under pressure!
Caution!  The recipe you snag may be your own!
Caution!  The tagline you steal may be your own!
Caution!  This echo is infested with tagline thieves.
Caution! "I Brake for Animals" stickers may obscure your vision
Caution! **_**_**  Tribble crossing.
Caution! - Amoeba Bashing in progress - Caution!
Caution! - Bug squashing in progress.
Caution! Excessive Wicca causes peace, joy & contentment
Caution! Programmer at work!
Caution! Sensitive SYSOP - DO NOT offend !!!! :-&gt;
Caution! Speed will getcha!!!
Caution! SysOp under pressure!
Caution! The Megabyte bites back!
Caution!!  Gold Xpress Construction Zone.
Caution!!  Tagline Addict on board!!  use taglines carefully!
Caution, Caution, Aircraft Parts Store Ahead.  Hide Wallet!
Caution, Student BBS'er at the Wheel
Caution, Tribble Crossing: ******************************
Caution, initiating CAT scan. Yup, there's one on the desk!
Caution--I was not hired for my disposition
Caution.  Taglines have been found to be highly addictive
Caution.. wake turbulence, departing tagline
Caution..satisfied Windows user ahead..be prepared for a sudden stop.
Caution:  Betazoid with a Klingon attitude!
Caution:  Blown Brain At Work!
Caution:  Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
Caution:  Contents under pressure
Caution:  Do not operate PC while intoxicated.
Caution:  Hard work causes brain damage
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Caution:  Hungry Dieter   May bite if provoked
Caution:  I don't brake for liberals
Caution:  I drive using The Force
Caution:  I was not hired for my disposition.
Caution:  May be hazardous to your sense of reality!
Caution:  Not to be taken internally.
Caution:  Off Medication and Dangerous
Caution:  PET XING
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Caution:  This tagline stops for page breaks.
Caution:  We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical.
Caution: Aim away from face
Caution: Big tool.
Caution: Blown Brain At Work!
Caution: Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
Caution: Computer Store Ahead - Hide Credit Cards!
Caution: Contains subliminal suggestions
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Caution: Dangerous and off medication.
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Caution: Drinking may be hazardous to your health!
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Caution: Filling is hot !
Caution: Humorous tagline under construction.
Caution: Hungry Dieter -- May bite if provoked!!
Caution: I drive like you do.
Caution: I drive using The Force
Caution: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
Caution: Keep out of reach of children
Caution: Loud typing, EAR PROTECTION REQUIRED!
Caution: Man with tools.
Caution: Moose crossing ahead                 ʼ
Caution: Not to be taken internally.
Caution: Objects on screen are closer than they appear
Caution: Off Medication and Dangerous
Caution: PET XING
Caution: Racing may be hazardous to your Wealth
Caution: Slow Children at Play!
Caution: Some readers may experience drowsiness
Caution: Stupidity may prove fatal if used excessively
Caution: SysOp under pressure!
Caution: Tagline Database Under Construction
Caution: Tagline Thief Loose On Echo!
Caution: Taglines may be closer than they appear!
Caution: Taglines may be hazardous to your disk space!
Caution: The tagline you steal may be your own!
Caution: This Tagline offensive to some audiences.
Caution: This genealogy stuff is addictive.
Caution: This recipe stops for page breaks.
Caution: This side up
Caution: This stuff is addictive...
Caution: This tagline makes frequent stops.
Caution: This tagline may be offensive to some audiences.
Caution: This tagline stop''s for page breaks.
Caution: brain-damaged person at work!
Caution: breathing is hazardous for your health!
Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
Caution: cape does not enable user to fly - instructions on a Batman costume
Caution: contents under pressure.
Caution: evolution can be hazardous to your ego.
Caution: living too long may be fatal.
Caution: naughty bits follow 101001100011101
Caution: tagline may contain small parts. Not for children under 3.
Caution: transmogrification in progress
Caution:High Pressure!!!  Contents are PKZIPED!!
Cautious monks practice safe sects.
Cautious: Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
Cavaliers do it mounted.
Cavaliers do it with their rapiers.
Cave canem
Cave man's daughter, but you should have seen what dinosaur
Cave ne ullas catapultas ambules
Cave women all belong to the same club.
Caveat Canine (Beware of my wife)
Caveat Canine....Beware of my Wife
Caveat Emptor
Caveat Emptor- All suckers welcome
Caveat Lector. (Read at your own risk.)
Caveat abutor coniunx: Beware of spouse abuse.
Caveat abutor pueri: Beware of child abuse.
Caveat accipiter esuriens: Beware the hungry hawk.
Caveat adrisor: Beware the flatterer.
Caveat adsector lacertus: Beware the follower of Newt.
Caveat adsensor: Beware the yes-man.
Caveat adventor: Beware the visitor.
Caveat agitator alter: Beware the other driver.
Caveat agitator ebrius: Beware the drunk driver.
Caveat aleator: Beware the gambler.
Caveat apparitor: Beware the public servant.
Caveat emptor, no deposit no return, do not remove.
Caveat ensifer:  Beware the sword bearer.
Caveat ereptor libertas: Beware the robber of freedom.
Caveat imber: Beware the rain storm.
Caveat imprecor: Beware the invoker of harm.
Caveat iocular: Beware the Joker.
Caveat lector...Let the reader beware.
Caveat obsonator: Beware the caterer.
Caveat temptor: Beware undercover vice cops.
Caveat ultor: Beware the avenger.
Caveman's Motto:  He who hesitates is lunch.
Cavemen drag their women by the hair so they don't fill up with dirt
Caver canem: Neanderthal man's best friend.
Cavernous, lofty as a railway terminus
Cavers DO IT deep, wet, & tight.
Cavers DO IT underground.
Cavewoman to husband: "Don't just stand there. Slay something."
Caviar Emptor:  Let the Fish Beware!
Caviat adiutor: Beware the helper.
Caviat admonitor: Beware the memo.
Caviat emptor:   Let the buyer beware!  - Data
Cavorting about like that isn't proper behavior - Picard
Cavorting really makes you lose your electrolytes - Joel
Cawala sorcca-ialcainen = Piru a'la Agricola
Cayo's Law: The only things that start on time are those that you're late for
Ce message a t crit avec des lettres recycles!
Ce message a t enregistr en LIVE, sans modem !
Ce message contient 45% d'octets recycls
Ce n'est pas parce qu'on n'a rien  dire qu'il ne faut pas le faire savoir
Ce n'est qu'un hobby ... qu'un hobby ... qu'un hobby
Cead mile failte   [A hundred thousand welcomes]
Ceasar of the stars. And Cleopatra to worship him. Leonore Kalrdian
Cease issuing ultimatums or face grave consequences!
Cease, gunslinger.  Strike your camp and turn west. - Oracle
Cease, in the name of everything that does not suck! - Butt-Head
Ceaser divided Gual into 3 parts, but I got my gall together!OJW
Ceaserean Section:  A district in Rome
Ceci n'est pas un chapeau.
Ceci n'est pas une pipe
Ceci n'est pas une tagline
Ceci n'est pas une |
Ceci ne pas un tagline
Cecil B. DeMilitarism: The making of Rambo movies.
Cecil was really a sock!
Cecil: I'm just dying for a cigarette
Cecil: Time to call 911
Cecilia, you're assimilating my heart
Cedant arma togae.
Cee yoU iN Te-a-wanna &lt;sp&gt;and i'm too tired to look it up
Cekajuci promene ispratio sam i Godoa
Cekam da se dignes i pokupis stvari, u meni jos samo praznina postoji,
Cel. Not a tagline? Ros. Not one to throw at a dog. --Tagspeare
Cel. Not a word? Ros. Not one to throw at a dog. &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
Cela pensee isole incarne la solitude essentielle de l'existence
Celebacy is NOT hereditary.
Celebacy isn't all it's palmed up to be
Celebrate "We hate John Denver" day every day.
Celebrate 50  years The Robert Nesta Marley year Jamaica  95-96
Celebrate Diversity
Celebrate Earth Day
Celebrate Earth Day &lt;ad paid for by Exxon&gt;
Celebrate Earth Day <ad pd. for by Exxon>
Celebrate Fish Amnesty Day Sept. 20th by going on a nice FISHING trip!
Celebrate Freedom... read a banned book
Celebrate Freedom:  Read a banned book!
Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.
Celebrate Hannibal Day.  Eat Jodie Foster.
Celebrate Hannibal Day.  Take an elephant to lunch.
Celebrate Hannibal Day. Eat Jodi Foster.
Celebrate Hannibal Day. Have a friend for lunch
Celebrate Hannibal Day. Take an elephant to lunch.
Celebrate Lizzie Borden Day '94!!! Get out the Ax!!!
Celebrate National No Pants Day.
Celebrate freedom -- read a banned book!
Celebrate freedom, do not attempt this bus
Celebrate freedom, read, riffing on vacation.
Celebrate life...call a midwife!
Celebrate the first day you open the windows.
Celebrate we will  Because life is short but sweet for certain - Dave Matthews Band
Celebrate your freedom.  Read a banned book.
Celebrating the death of JFK 20 years ago. - Larry King [11-22-93]
Celebration, Transformation, Everyone to battle stations
Celebrity status: when someone wants to shoot you to become famous
Celery farmers play the stalk market.
Celery is not food. It is a member of the plywood family.
Celery raw develops a jaw.  Celery stewed is quietly chewed
Celery raw develops a jaw. But stewed, is quietly chewed.
Celery stalks at midnight!
Celestial Mechanic--inclined to be eccentric.
Celestial Seasonings - Extortion free
Celibacy is *NOT* an inherited characteristic.
Celibacy is *NOT* hereditary.
Celibacy is AIDS driven.
Celibacy is a good idea if practiced in moderation.
Celibacy is hereditary.
Celibacy is hereditary..You get it from your kids
Celibacy is not Heriditatery 
Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Celibacy is not hereditary.  - Guy Goden
Celibacy is not hereditary; Think about it.
Celibacy is not inherited
Celibacy isn't hereditary.  Your children force it on you
Celibacy:  The ultimate safe sex.
Celibacy: most unnatural of perversions.
Celibate !  Celibate !  Dance to the virgins !
Celibicy is not heriditery
Cell phone calls in your car? There's news you shouldn't get at 60 miles per hour&gt;&gt;&gt;Pregnant? Whoa!!
Cell phones in Italy have high Roman charges
Cellophane T-shirts. Doncha just love it!
Cellophane T-shirts...  Don't ya just love'em!
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green towering over your head - Beatles
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green.   Beatles
Cellostatic - Property of cracker wrappers that causes th
Cellular phone (n.) : See walkie-talkie.
Celog zivota odvajam od usta da bih ulagao u stomak!
Celtic Magic?  Didn't he play basketball?
Celtic Management Training for Sysops
Celui qui peut agit. Celui qui ne  peut  pas enseigne
Celui qui rit en dernier...a vraiment le cerveau pas rapide
Cement shoes, dirt cheap. Ask for Guido.
Cement truck hits paddy wagon....hardened criminals
Cemetary furnishings by Jiffy Tune - Crow on credits
Cemetary furnishings by Jiffy Tune! -- Crow T. Robot
Cemetary: A special place for people with no problems.
Cemetery (n): a marble orchard that you take for granite
Cemetery:  (n); A marble orchard you can take for granite
Cemetery: (n) A marble orchard not to be taken for granite.
Cemetery: (n); A marble orchard you can take for granite.
Cena especial, Pavo $2.35; Pollo o Bife $2.25; Nio $2.00
Censor - a man who know more than he thinks you ought to.
Censor Censorship!
Censor:  "A man who knows more than he thinks you ought to."
Censor:  (n) One who drinks too much prude juice.
Censor: A man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
Censor: A man who thinks he knows more than you ought.
Censor: Someone who knows more than he thinks you should.
Censor: one who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
Censor: someone who knows more than he thinks you should.
Censoring kit:
Censors are pretty sure to be fools. &lt;James Harvey Robinson&gt;
Censorship in any form is unconst
Censorship in any form is unconst.........
Censorship is something      I do     like       !!!
Censorship is something   I do  like!
Censorship is un-American
Censorship reflects a society's lack of confidence in itself.
Censorship shows society's lack of confidence in itself.
Censorship sucks is for your own good
Censorship sucks.....///// is for your own good
Censorship:  The reaction of the ignorant to freedom.
Censorship?  Well it is  ________  ___  ___________!!!
Censorship? *HERE*?? There's no censoring on this Net*@#$% NO CARRIER
Censorship? *HERE*?? There's no censoring on this Net*@#$% NO CARRIER
Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
Census Taker to Housewife: Did you ever have the measles, and, if so,
Census not found - paranoia alert!
Cent, 5 cent, 10 cent, dollar.
Cent: A dollar with all the taxes taken out
Centari Emporer: How will it end?      Kosh: In Fire
Centauri husband to wife "Well, four outta SIX aint bad...!"
Centaurs are proof there's more horse butts than horses
Center For Advanced Aardvark Juggling!
Center For Advanced Cat Juggling!
Center for recycling
Center meeting at 4 pm in 2C-543
Center of my universe
Centimeter: A parking meter that takes pennies
Centipede: An ant built to government specifications.
Centipedes start 99 out of 100 days on the wrong foot.
Central Inteligence Agency...  Now there's a contradiction in terms
Central Intelligence Agency
Central Intelligence Agency -- Now that's a laugh!
Central Intelligence Agency.  Riiighht!
Central Texas Emergency Services BBS - Austin, Texas - (5
Central casting sent over a family - Tom
Central_Ohio != Columbus
Centrally-planned economy
Centrally-planned economy  -Oxymoron
Centstress - Anxiety felt when asked, "Do you have a penny?"
Centuries of tradition unimpeded by progress. The Marines.
Century Blvd., Victory Blvd. -- we love it!
Cerberus. We've been down this road before. --Hercules
Cereal Interface -- A Spoon
Cereal Interface: Bowl, Milk, Sugar, Spoon
Cereal Killer Strikes Again - does it for Kix!
Cereal Killer Strikes Again!  Cap'n Crunch found dead.
Cereal Killer Strikes Again!  Last words were "Nuttin' Honey."
Cereal Killer Strikes Again! Cap'n Crunch found dead.
Cereal Killer Strikes Again! Sam Toucan was found plucked
Cereal Killer Strikes Again! Victim was turning TRIX!
Cereal Killer Strikes Again! Victims' last words were Nuttin' Honey
Cereal Killer Strikes Again!...Last words "Nuttin Honey"
Cereal Killer smoked chocolate cigs!  Find COCO PUFFS
Cereal killer arrested over deaths of Snap, Crackle and Pop!
Cereal killer caught while cashing victim's Chex.
Cereal killer convicted - gets Life!
Cereal killer escapes - Trix police!
Cereal killer hits, "Tony Tiger, Toucan Sam dead", say police.
Cereal killer on the prowl,... Cap'n Crunch found dead!
Cereal killer said to be a Flake.
Cereal killer strikes!!! Wheaties found dead
Cereal killer suspected
Cereal killers do it without sugar!
Cereal port 1 error
Cereal port 1 error, frosted flakes NOT found!
Cereal port 1 error.........
Cereal port not found. BREAKFST.SYS halted.
Cereal port not found. Breakfast.com halted
Cereal port not responding - BREAKFAST halted.
Cereal:  The joy of Chex (wheat or rice)
Cerebral Babylon - Because the mind is a terrible thing to taste.
Cerebral Flatulence---Rather Odiferous---Any Questions???
Cerebral Palsy - Hands playing in the Cereal
Cerebus TOLD you his britches were too tight
Cerebus doesn't need =you= for a guide. &lt;Bloop&lt; [Darkness]
Cerebus for Prime Minister!
Cerebus would love to lick Apricot Brandy out of your navel, JAka
Ceremonial whimpering placates the gods
Cernuda
Cernunnos!  Cernunnos!  Cernunnos! We call You
Certain bodies can pass through solid walls painted to resemble tunnel entrances; others cannot
Certain things in life are self-evident
Certain things shouldn't be moved.  Murray Teigh Bloom
Certain things still call for the barbaric approach. -- Winchester
Certain you don't know what irritation is? - Kirk
Certainly not knitting with two needles!
Certainly nothing is unnatural that is not physically impossible.
Certainly the game is rigged
Certainly the game is rigged, but don't let that stop you from playing
Certainly the game is rigged.  Don't let that stop you
Certainly the game is rigged.  Don't let that stop you. - Heinlein
Certainly the game is rigged.  Don't let that stop you. - Lazarus Long
Certainly the game is rigged.  Don't let that stop you. -- RAH
Certainly the game is rigged. - Heinlein
Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you.  L. Long
Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you;  if you don't bet, you can't win. -L. Long
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, But it's very funny -- did you ever try buying them without money? -- Ogden Nash
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny
Certainly we are interested in more than wealth. -- Ty, Giovanni
Certainly, my own most memorable hikes can be classified as shortcuts that backfired. - Edward Abbey
Certainly, my son. - Wakko
Certainly, my son. - Wakko Warner
Certainly, my son. -- Wakko
Certainly, no sense in going off half cocked. - 007 (L.A.L.D.)
Certainly, sir. I shall return interfrastically-Edmund Black Adder
Certainly.  You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban
Certainty is a delusion.
Certe, Toto, credo nos in Kansate non iam adesse...  -  Dorothea
Certe, Toto, sentio nos in Kansate nin iam adesse.
Certifiable and damn proud of it. - 3rd Rock
Certifiable. As my father, and his father before him. -Dick, 3rd Rock
Certifiable...but we don't practice anymore. -Dick, 3rd Rock f/t Sun
Certifiably drain-bamaged
Certified "fan" of the most dangerous man in America!
Certified 100% Error Free Disk...There is no such animal !
Certified 100% virgin message.  Has NEVER had a tagline
Certified Debugger = VW Mechanic with Inspection License
Certified Debugger = Volkswagon mechanic with Inspection License.
Certified Debugger= VW Mechanic with an Inspection Liscense
Certified Public Assassin.
Certified Rocket Scientist &lt;NOT!&gt;
Certified Rocket Scientist <NOT!>
Certified UART mechanic
Certified debugger = VW mechanic with Inspection licence
Certified new shop.  We promise *not* recycled
Certified new shop.  We promise *not* recycled. -- Mike Nelson
Certified new shop. We promise NOT recycled - Mike
Certified sex instructor - First lesson FREE!
Certified to serve!
Certitude is the enemy of thoughtful observation
Certum est quia impossibile est.
Certum quod factum
Cerulean is a gentle breeze... - Pusher
Cervantes
Cerwin-Ve&lt;BOOM!&gt;win-Vega! Ce&lt;BOOMBOOMBOOM!&gt;ga!
Cerwin-Vega has built a woofer that delivers superlative bass
Cerwin-Vega! - Ainoa luvallinen tapa POTKIA ihmisi!
Cerwin-Vega! - CV's with fat-ass Jungle bass is something really sick!
Cerwin-Vega! - DC15 maximum SPL &gt;130dB
Cerwin-Vega! - Gentlemen, drop the knob!
Cerwin-Vega! - If we're too loud, you're too old!
Cerwin-Vega! - Ja naapurit tykk{{
Cerwin-Vega! - Kickdrum pounding & string stretching!
Cerwin-Vega! - Loud is beautiful, if it's clear!!
Cerwin-Vega! - Nothing compares to inches!
Cerwin-Vega! - The Car Shakers!
Cerwin-Vega! - The LOUD speaker!
Cerwin-Vega! - The Party Animals!
Cerwin-Vega! - The home shakers!
Cerwin-Vega! - The more you hear the more you feel!
Cerwin-Vega! - Turn it up!
Cerwin-Vega! - Unbelievable!
Cerwin-Vega! - We're Changing The Way Sound Travels!
Cerwin-Vega! - Would somebody please turn that music up!
Cerwin-Vega!, The Bass! - Huom, t{m{ ei ole tagline :)
Cerwin-Vega? - Vuodesta TOISEEN.. ..p{tkyn p{tkyn
Cesarean Section - a district in Rome
Cesarean Section:  A historic district in Rome
Cesarian Section....A district in Rome
Cestus III has been destroyed. Kirk
Cet t faites  le tour du Qubec en ... modem
Ceterum censeo CHICAGO esse delendam!
Ceterum censeo Parvam Mollem esse delendam
Cette interfrence est due  France Tlcom =&gt; #
Ceux-ci sont six saucissons suisses
Cfos DO IT with flow
Cg2^&gqY10-=\\[yc'":cvbg**(95eAfgD  &lt;--- encrypted Satanic Message
Ch Ch Ch Chia Doom
ChAos: iT'z not just For maThAmeticians anYmore
ChRoMaTiCk CoLlEkTiVe BBS  "We'll be up shortly."
Chaco Motto: Good people, Good food
Chacun a son grout: You are responsible for your own bathroom repairs.
Chacun a son grout: tile-setting for dummies.
Chafe - Perfue with marked perfiftenfe
Chafin: So you just, like, popped in on Troi?
Chafing Dish: a stretch pants girl who's jeans are too tight.
Chag Sameach (Happy Holiday) -Hebrew
Chain Letter...email-email-email-email-email-email-email-email-email-email
Chain Lightning:  For when you just can't stop at one.
Chain Lightning: for when you can't just stop at one
Chain Tagline - Stolen 385 times - Add to # when stolen.
Chain Tagline - YOU'RE IT!  (no tagbacks allowed)
Chain Tagline - steal it or bad luck will follow
Chain Tagline Add one number when you steal it.
Chain Tagline Gang... outlawed in Texas.
Chain Tagline Stolen 3 Times (add 1 when you steal it)
Chain Tagline [1] - Add one as stolen.
Chain Tagline, add on to the number when you steel it. [30]
Chain Tagline, copy OR ELSE!
Chain Tagline-Copy and send to six friends for good luck.
Chain Tagline. Steal and add one to this number: 12
Chain Tagline... Add one number when you steal it.
Chain Tagline:  Now stolen 269 times. Add 1 as stolen.
Chain Tagline:  Now stolen [17] times.
Chain Tagline:  Now stolen [261] times. Add 1 as s
Chain Tagline: Now adopted [269] times. Add 1 as adopted
Chain Tagline: Now stolen [267] times. Add 1 as stolen
Chain letters were created on Earth from a visiting Ferengi in Roswell
Chain link. Julie. Pete - Mike on fence
Chain of Command: What Picard pulls when he's finished in the bathroom
Chain recipe - snagged [385] times - Add 1 to # when snagged.
Chain recipe- Copy and send to six friends for good luck.
Chain recipe; snag this or suffer consequences
Chain saws are only so-so for circumcision
Chain tagline - Stolen 380 times - Add 1 when stolen.
Chain tagline!  Copy or bad luck will follow.
Chain tagline!  Steal it _now_ or suffer bad luck.
Chain tagline! Copy it or bad luck will follow you!
Chain tagline! Stolen 6 times
Chain tagline, steal and add 1 to this number - 5
Chain tagline-Copy and send to six friends for good luck
Chain tagline-now stolen [267] times--Steal & add 1!
Chain tagline.  Copy or bad luck will follow.
Chain tagline.  Stolen [264] times.  Add 1 when stolen.
Chain tagline. Add one when you steal it. [0000010]
Chain tagline:  Add 1 to this number -&gt;(2)&lt;- when you steal it!
Chain tagline: Add 1 to the # when you steal it  [000008]
Chain tagline: Add 1 to the number when you steal it [000004] 0153
Chain tagline; steal this or suffer consequences
Chain taglines are for those who watch BOWLING on TV.
Chaing! Aku! Retsu! Wingman! - Yume Senshi Wingman
Chainguns + Fundies = Peace & Quiet.
Chainguns+Fundies=Peace&Quiet
Chaining - A method of attaching programmers to desks to speed up
Chains chains, shackles and chains
Chains required.  Whips optional.
Chains required.  Whips optional.  Redhead mandatory!!
Chainsaw...splashguard...new goggles...:Jeffery Dalhmer Xmas list
Chainsaw? No, I don't have a chainsaw in here, boss
Chairlifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them
Chairman Mao: "Bite my clank"
Chairman of the Bored
Chakotay of Borg: My tribe does not assimilate
Chakotay when the spirit roamed free
Chakotay, pull the Voyager in a circle!
Chakotay: I'm afraid that's not possible, either
Chakotay: Lock phasers on their navigational deflectors
Chakotay: Thanks for including me in a criminal conspiracy
Chakotay: The shuttle's being released
Chakotay: There at combat readiness, Captain
Chakotay: They're==================================
Chakotay: We are far from the bones of our people
Chakotay: We're under attack by Numeri patrols
Chakoty: Are you checking up on your Chief Engineer?
Chalk another love lost up to foolish pride.
Chalk up another one to stupid people!
Chalk up another soul that's lost, calculate the social cost
ChalkZone: The Drawing Cartoon of the New Millenium (2000)
Chalkboard: `I will not assimilate others.'
Chalkboard: `I will not assimilate others.'
Chalktrauma - The body's reaction to someone running his fingernails down a chalkboard
Challenge AND direction!  A moderator's job is never ending. :)
Challenge AND direction!  A moderator's job is never ending. :) &lt;Merry&gt;
Challenge anyone in the room to do better
Challenge authority...But not stupidly so
Challenge is the fuel that drives the winner.
Challenged in 1998:  The Chocolate War - by Robert Cormier
Challenger BBS: Center for Advanced Cat Juggling!
Challenges keep us alive!
Champagne (n) - an ache that's faked
Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends.-T Waits
Champagne goes right thru me - Tom as fireman with hose
Champagne is the only wine a woman can drink and still remain beautiful
Champagne tastes like your foot has gone to sleep
Champagne to our real friends...and real pain to our sham friends
Champagne, Caffeine, Nicotine, Chocolate: The 4 Food Groups.
Champion Kuno counters with her brother!
Champion Kuno counters with her brother! Ranma and I are of one mind and
Champions are rarely chosen from the ranks of the unscarred
Champions keep playing  till they get it right.  --Billie Jean King
Champions, the breakfast of Klingons!
Chance Diet: Tip the table and eat whatever falls in
Chance favors the prepared mind.  Louis Pasteur
Chance favours the trained mind. - Pastuer
Chance is always powerful. Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be a fish. - Ovid
Chance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign. -- Anatole France
Chance is the crucial refuge of the will. --Yukio Mishima
Chance makes our families, but choice makes our friends
Chance makes our parents, Choice makes our friends.
Chance of 4getting something is directly proportional2...to....uh
Chance, n. - What has replaced faith. Casinos are the new cathedrals
Chancelor of Unseen University
Chances are, if your parents didn't have sex, you won't eather
Chances favour, the prepared mind - Travis Dane
Chandler: Oh look, it's the woman we ordered
Chandler: Oh no, two women love me, and they're both beautiful, my
Chanel No 5
Chang - In space, all warriors are cold warriors
Chang chang chang chang chichangig shibob
Chang on arrival of Excelsior: Ahh, the games afoot, eh?
Chang: Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!
Chang: Don't wait for the translation.  Answer me now!
Chang: Have we not heard the chimes at midnight?
Chang: I am constant as the northern star.
Chang: In space, all warriors are cold warriors.
Chang: Once more into the breach, dear friends.
Chang: Our revels now have ended, Kirk.
Chang: Parting is such sweet sorrow
Chang: Prick us, do we not bleed?
Chang: Tickle us, do we not laugh?
Chang: To Be Or Not To Be....{BOOM}
Chang: To be or not...to be...[BANG]
Chang: Wrong us, shall we not revenge?
Change = movement, movement = friction, friction = heat, and heat = controversy. --Saul Alinsky
Change a diaper, and you'll understand why they're called "squirts".
Change a life; make someone feel important.
Change babies and politicians frequently - for the same reas
Change can come in either of two important ways; start behaving positivly or stop behaving negativly.  --Dr Phil McGraw
Change devnull to master to reply.  All spam will be reported
Change devnull to master to reply.  All spam will be reported
Change for the machines. --Synners.
Change in all things is sweet. - Aristotle
Change into some play clothes
Change is as inexorable as time, yet nothing meets with more resistance. - Benjamin Disraeli
Change is at the heart of what you are. - Q
Change is avalanching down upon our heads, and most people are utterly unprepared to cope with it. - Alvin Toffler
Change is certain, progress is not
Change is good but dollars are better.
Change is good, as long as it doesn't affect me.
Change is good.  Cash is better.
Change is good. Dollars are better.
Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.
Change is inevitable ... except from a university's Coca-Cola machine.
Change is inevitable ... except from vending machines.
Change is inevitable.  Pain is optional
Change is inevitable. -- Disraeli
Change is inevitable... except from a vending machine.
Change is inevitable...except from a change machine
Change is inevitable..But i've been on the waiting list for years
Change is never easy.
Change is not only inevitable, it is necessary.  - Zappa
Change is not progress. - H.L. Mencken
Change is the essential process of all existence
Change is the essential process of all existence. -- Spock, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield"
Change it Butthead, change it. Change it Butthead! This sucks!
Change it! Change it, Butthead! This sucks! This Sucks!
Change it, Butt-Head! This sucks! This Sucks! --Beavis
Change it, Butt-head, this sucks!  Change it!  CHANGE IT!
Change my mind? No, I'll just rinse it out in the sink.
Change ny mind? No way, this one is okay, I think
Change of plan! Leg it! - Lister
Change often brings fear, but also hope
Change politicians and diapers often, for the same reason
Change returns success... going and coming without error -Pink Floyd
Change returns successgoing and coming without error
Change the M to R (ules) and I guess you got it
Change the M to R (ules) and I guess you got it &lt;g&gt;.
Change the clarinet to an oboe. - Picard
Change the gravitational constant of the universe. - Q
Change the original, then the original is not original any longer
Change the subject?  I thought it was toilet trained!
Change the subject? Change the subject line!
Change your mind, or at least REPAIR it.
Change your mind.  Or, at least, repair it!
Change your password!  The SysOp's hacked your account!!!
Change your thoughts and you change your world
Change, my dear. And it seems not a moment too soon!
Change, my dear. And it seems not a moment too soon!--The SIXTH Doctor
Change-ality: Always wanted to see JAX in a dress
Change=movement,movement=friction,friction=heat,&heat=controversy--S.Alinsky
Changed a tire without a license, eh? - Crow T. Robot
Changed a tire without a license, huh? - Crow
Changer de moniteur? -&gt;[[[[[[&lt;- Tapez ici avec un marteau
Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes....  -Jimmy B.
Changes: Trust comedians, and take Politicians as a JOKE!
Changing Days are Redlock's Ways!
Changing Diapers is not just a job, it's a doody
Changing Diapers is not just a job, it's a doody
Changing Diapers: It's more than a job, it's a doody
Changing gears, here.
Changing husbands is only changing troubles. - Kathleen Norris
Changing the chaos - to order and light!
Changing the words! Filkers of the Fidonet!
Changing your sheets comes more than once a day
Changing your underwear - It really works
Channel 1 * Personal Communications
Channel 1 is BBC ONE in Britain, not America.
Channel 3 - VCR's root directory.
Channel 3 - VCR's root directory.
Channel 9 switchboard......Danny,we've got to stop meeting this way!
Channel 9, gotta love them! ......NOT!
Channel ABC9 Eyewitness News: Central Florida's News Leader
Channel Punnel-linking England and France
Channel Punnel-linking England and France
Channel SHELL East Anglia --- the network that serves the East of England
Channel Seven at 9:30, 10:30, 11:00?
Channel Seven at 9:30, 10:30, 11:00?
Channel Seven is the one to watch in Australia.
Channel Seven is the one to watch in Australia.
Channel Z - all static, all day, FOREVER!
Channel4 TV: 12:30AM on Late Saturday 7-5-2003 (Early Sunday 7-6-2003)
Channeling's out, try cabeling - 150 entities for one low price.
Channeling's out, try cabeling - 150 entities for one low price.
Chants of evil incantation fill the murky night
Chaos (n): mass confusion; disorder - see also American Government
Chaos - the new frontier!
Chaos A.D...Tanks on the streets. --Sepultura
Chaos Engine - Files, of course we have files
Chaos Engine needs you,
Chaos Engine, Simply the best
Chaos Is Good.
Chaos and Hell shadows me.Will it shadow u ?
Chaos in the universe always increases. - The General Law
Chaos is King and Magic is loose in the world
Chaos is a friend of mine
Chaos is a friend of mine--Bob Dylan
Chaos is a name for any order that produces confusion in our minds. - George Santayana
Chaos is not a theory, its a fact!  Just look at Windows!
Chaos is not dangerous until it begins to look orderly
Chaos is your friend.
Chaos never died.
Chaos often breeds life where order breeds habit
Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams
Chaos rulez
Chaos will reign over order - it's easier to implement
Chaos, panic and disorder -- my work here is done
Chaos: (n) mass confusion and disorder; see also American Government
Chaos: I'tz noT jusT 4 MatheMATTicians any-moor
Chaos: It's not just for mathematicians anymore!
Chaos: n.? v.?- 6 ferrets loose in a ping-pong ball factory!
Chaosian Shape Shifters never have bad hair days. --Chris Roth
Chaotic Amorals have more fun
Chaotic Evil means never having to say you're sorry!
Chap Stick is the sample size of Preparation H
Chap with wings there ... five rounds rapid! - The Brigadier
Chaperone: A form of fire extinguisher
Chapman University: Where men are men and the women are too
Chappaquiddick: Where Ted takes women he's finishe
Chappell just stood on his feet and smashed it to the boundary. - Jim Maxwell
Chapter #15:  The Earth is dubbed the SDF-15 and transforms!
Chapter 9:  Buck Benny Falls Off His Horse
Chaq bIyInmeH jaj QaQ 'oH DaHjaj'e'
Chaque a Sony gout: a taste for Japanese goods.
Chaque anne, il y a exactement le meme nombre d'hommes que de femmes
Character *does* matter!
Character *does* matter!.....except for Democrats
Character Density, n.: The number of very weird people in the office
Character above reproach: Still one step ahead of the law
Character above reproach: Still one step ahead of the law -evaluationese
Character doesn't matter!  (The President)
Character is a perfectly educated will. - Novalis
Character is a perfectly educated will.&lt;Novalis&gt;
Character is higher than intellect
Character is much easier kept than recovered.
Character is not made in a crisis - it is only exhibited
Character is power. - Booker T. Washington
Character is that which reveals moral purpose, exposing the class of things a man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle
Character is what God and the angels know of us.
Character is what you are in the dark
Character is what you are in the dark!  -- Lord John Whorfin
Character is what you are in the dark! &lt;John Worfin&gt;
Character is what you are in the dark! -- Lord John Worfin
Character is what you are in the dark.
Character is what you are in the dark. -Vampires
Character is what you are in the dark... -Lord Wharfin
Character is what you are when no one is watching
Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are,,,
Character is what you do and how you act when no one is watching
Character is what you do and how you act when no one is watching
Character is what you know you are, not what other think you have
Character matters - leadership descends from character
Character matters; leadership decends from character. - Rush Limbaugh
Character matters; leadership descends from character
Character must not matter - Ted Kennedy is a Senator
Character must not matter - Ted Kennedy is still in the Senate.
Character, like a photograph, develops in darkness
Characteristics of illuminants are wavelength-dependent
Charcoal Briquettes Destroyed By Fire
Charcoal briquettes destroyed by fire - film at 11
Charge defense grids, screens to maximum! - Lt Cmdr. Laural Takashima
Charge till the blood flows fetlock high...       Old Irish song.
Charge twice what it is worth, then give a 10% discount.
Charit bien ordonne commence par soi-mme (Proverbe)
Charity and pride have different aims, yet both feed the poor.
Charity begins at home but should not end there.
Charity begins at home, and MOSTLY ENDS where it begins!
Charity begins at home, and mostly ends where it begins.
Charity begins at home, and pretty much ends there, too.
Charity begins at home.                 Terrence (159 BC)
Charity begins at home. -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
Charity begins at home...preferably, at MY home.
Charity covers a multitude of sins, but curiosity soon uncovers them a
Charity envieth not. - 1 Corinthians 13:4
Charity is not substitute for justice withheld. St. Augustine
Charity is the daily practice of random acts of kindness.
Charity shall cover the multitude of sins. - 1 Peter 4:8
Charity sucks. --Butt-Head
Charity, n.:  A thing that begins at home and usually stays there
Charity: begins at home and usually stays there.
Charle Schumer:Too big for his britches, yet too small for his inseam.
Charlemagne likes to help me type:  .,'x'jhuhcjkn';b kl,dzgfb vcfg
Charlene Deering, I said I was Sorry!.. Don't Delete^*%*&**NO CARRIER
Charles Atlas: In strength there is Unity.
Charles Barkley - Official NBA Superstar of the E.I.B. Network
Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species
Charles Dickens with 2 K's, the well-known Dutch author
Charles E. Bennett, Congressman (Fla.), was an Eagle Scout.
Charles H. Bonesteel III, Army four-star General, was an Eagle Scout.
Charles Lamb wouldn't have made it as a lion tamer.
Charles Larson, Comdr., U.S. Navy Atlantic Fleet, was an Eagle Scout.
Charles Manson
Charles Manson has family values
Charles Manson is the product of an orphanage
Charles Manson's drinking buddy.
Charles Moffit...feared not! Hahahaha! Puma? - Dr. Forrester
Charles Pashayan, Jr., Congressman (Cal.), was an Eagle Scout.
Charles R. Larson, Vice-Admiral, was an Eagle Scout.
Charles Schumer dreamed he died...and the heat woke him up
Charles Schumer for N.Y. Governor! Get him out of our House!
Charles Schumer is an example of why some animals eat their young.
Charles Schumer is still alive?  Proof that gun owners aren't violent.
Charles Schumer is the wreckage from an accident his parents had!
Charles Schumer still alive?  Proof that gun owners aren't violent.
Charles Schumer would cry over our wounds...to get salt in them
Charles Schumer's little black book contains only names ending in 'MD'.
Charles Schumer's mother had morning sickness AFTER he was born
Charles Schumer's oily comb should be declared an EPA hazard!
Charles Schumer's soul is an overflowing dung heap.
Charles Schumer: A DNA sequencing error between a dinosaur and a Slug.
Charles Schumer: Too big for his britches...too small for his inseam
Charles likes people to see his brain
Charles likes people to see his brain...  [Tick]
Charles-O. Fournier was seduced by the Quark side of the Force: Latinum.
Charles.dewar@launch.net
Charleston SC ...Where the Civil War began.
Charleston, SC * Charleston's Finest!!!
Charlie Brown is an example of an endless loop.
Charlie Don't Surf.
Charlie Gabriel never reads threads
Charlie Jarman (910)654-4658 &lt;voice&gt; or (910)654-5593 &lt;da
Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen, Shrink to the size of a lima bean! - Brain
Charlie Ward (FSU QB) - 1993 Heisman Trophy winner
Charlie Weaver, pornographer
Charlie Weaver, pornographer - Mike on old man
Charlie Weaver, pornographer. -- Mike Nelson
Charlie was a Chemist, but Charlie is no more.  What Charlie thought was H20 was H2SO4
Charlie was a chemist, but Charlie is no more. What Charl
Charlie was a chemist, but Charlie is no more. What Charlie thought was H2O was H2SO4
Charlie was a chemist;Charlie is no more;Charlie thought H20 was H2SO4
Charlie, Borland wants Pascal with Good Taste
Charlton Heston Starred In The 10 Commandments
Charlton Heston cries,/In science fiction epic:/Spam's made of people!
Charly Brown for ZC, Snoopy for RC and Linus for NC
Charly says: Always tell your mommy before going somewhere
Charm is a way of getting a "yes" without having asked a question.
Charm is a way of getting the answer "Yes" -- without having asked any clear question
Charm is getting what you want without asking for it
Charm, n. - A way of getting a "yes" without having asked a question
Charm: A way of getting a "yes" -- without having asked any clear question
Charmed by another's purpose, I attain my own desire--Kuo Hsi
Charmed, I'm sure. -- Quark
Charming as a carbuncle.
Charon and the Lords of Death kept the Darkness in check
Charon is gone, and the Lords fight amongst themselves
Charon quit? &*&(**$##)*( NO FERRIER
Charp - The green, mutant potato chip found in every bag
Charred bones? Mmmmm! - Crow
Charron, the ferryman? ... HE'S A FAG!
Charter Member - Mile High Club!
Charter Member of Couch Potatoes for Physical Fitness.
Charter Member of Journalists for Accuracy.
Charter Member of Politicians for Ethics.
Charter Member of Vandals for Peace
Charter Member, Immoral Majority.
Charter member of Dogbert's New Ruling Class.
Charter member of Mutants for Nuclear Power.
Charter member of NOG: NetWare Occult Group
Charter member of The Leap Of Faith Bungee-Jumping Team
Charter member of the Blue Wave Support Echo Impunity Club. :-)
Charter member, Carl Weiss fan club
Charter member, Obsolete Equipment Club of North America
Charter member, QWKaholics anonymous
Chase, insert, foil wrap ...Huh ? No, Newt, we're talking cards !
Chaseth love and it will flee, flee love and it will chaseth thee. - Old English proverb
Chasing your own tale
Chaste makes waste.
Chaste:  why you're running.
Chaste: why virgins run.
Chaste: why you're running
Chastity - The most unnatural of sexual perversions.
Chastity - most unnatural of the perversions
Chastity Belt is here. Do you have the right key?
Chastity and virginity are not mutually inclusive.
Chastity belt:  The Great Wall of Vagina
Chastity belt: An anti-trust suit
Chastity can be cured if detected early enough.
Chastity can be difficult, God will help!
Chastity is curable - if detected early.
Chastity is it's own punishment
Chastity is it's own punishment, Butterfly
Chastity is it's own punishment, Trust.
Chastity is the most peculiar of all sexual aberrations.
Chastity is the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Chastity, n. - Of all sexual aberrations, the strangest
Chastity, the most unnatural of perversions
Chastity:  The most unnatural of the sexual perversions.  --Aldous Huxley
Chastity: The most unnatural sexual perversion
Chastity: The strangest of the sexual perversions.
Chastity: the most unnatural of all sexual perversions
Chat Mode * SYSOP Here,  You have 30 seconds!
Chat mode is DISABLED during B5, Star Trek, and Animaniacs
Chat mode is DISABLED during Babylon 5
Chat mode is DISABLED during MacGyver
Chat mode is DISABLED during Quantum Leap
Chat mode is DISABLED during Star Trek
Chat mode is DISABLED during Star Trek and Animaniacs
Chat mode is DISABLED during Star Trek!
Chat mode is disabled during Dr Who.
Chat, When Twinkies Mold
Chat? *HERE*? Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha&lt;plop&gt;!
Chats are Gargoyles; only less cuddly.   :-?
ChattaCon!!!A lot of fun...if it doesn't kill you first!
Chattels are considered in law among the minor things
Chattels justly possessed cannot be lost
Chaucer shouldde hav usede a dicshoneri.
Chauffeurs do it in their cars
Che cazzo dici ?
Cheap HMO: Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
Cheap HMO: Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
Cheap HMO: Preventive Care is "an apple a day".
Cheap HMO: The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
Cheap HMO: Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.
Cheap HMO: You ask for Viagra and get a popsicle stick and duct tape.
Cheap HMO: heart pills in different colors with little "M"'s on them.
Cheap Hunk of Expensive Vehicular Rust On Loan Every Tuesday
Cheap Saudi apartments: Call "Low-Rents of Arabia"
Cheap goldfish live longer than expensive angelfish.
Cheap items aren't valuable, and valuable items aren't cheap
Cheap lawyers have a cents of humour!
Cheap mail order jewels! -Dr. Fred
Cheap plot devices? WHERE?--Trek Writer, WTNE
Cheap shot... but it felt good! - Throttle
Cheap software doesn't *have* to be good!
Cheap tagline
Cheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap.
Cheap things aren't valuable; valuable things aren't cheap
Cheap way to trace your family history--run for public office!
Cheap!  Cheap!  Really cheap!
Cheap!  Cheap!  Really cheap! -- Crow T. Robot
Cheap'N'Nasty is a registered trademark of Micro$oft Corporation
Cheap, Fast, Good -- pick two
Cheap, Fast, Good; Pick two.
Cheap, On time, Bug free; Pick two.
Cheap.   On Time.   Works.       -- Pick any two
Cheap? Ha.. I'm so cheap I walk all my dates to the drive-in movie
Cheaper than IBM: P.C. Clone
Cheapo Airlines: Your kids will love our inflatable slides!
Cheapskates imperil shareware! Film at 11!
Cheat on your taxes ... quit smoking!
Cheaters never prosper.   Zazu
Cheating is bad.  Richard Basehart is good -- Gypsy
Cheating is bad... Richard Basehart is good!
Cheating is for Goobers!
Cheating isn't cheating if you don't get caught. - Bobby Heenan
Cheating on His Wife:  by Izzy Backyet*
Cheating:  Playing by the rules they teach in business school.
Cheats never prosper! - But Ferengi are the exception
Check Cashing Policy: "To err is human, to forgive ... $5
Check Details - Read Own Messages
Check Enclosed.
Check Six............................Oscar Sierra!
Check THOSE at the desk - Mike on Mamie's bust
Check again Mr. Dallas you're sure you're still breathing? - B. Cnty
Check again to make sure it's loaded
Check any two:   [] good  [] quick   [] cheap
Check any two: [] good [] quick [] cheap
Check book: a book with a unhappy ending.
Check for *.bat's in your c:\belfry\ !
Check for the toilet paper, before sitting down!
Check for viruses...Give your C Drive a colonoscopy.
Check here if tax deductible.
Check it out Beavis, he's got a drive-thru headset
Check it out Beavis, he's got a drive-thru headset! huh huh huh
Check it out Beavis, he's got a drive-thru headset.
Check it out Beavis, it's one of those laboratory retrievers!
Check it out.  One night only, everything must go. &lt;Richie&gt;
Check it out.  There's something cool coming up. - Butt-Head
Check it out. I'll call you as soon as I can. - Mulder
Check it out. It's stuck in the crotch of a tree
Check it out. There's something cool coming up. - Butthead
Check me for knits - Crow as villain with fuzzy vest
Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers... they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key!
Check out Elmer over there.  Elmer as in Fudd. -- Freebooter
Check out Fractionnal T1 service as an alternative to 56K.
Check out books at the library. It's a novel idea.
Check out my butt! - Beavis
Check out that dark corner - Crow to hiding couple
Check out the cool [B]ULLETINS!
Check out this neat spell from the Necronomicon:  "Shaddu yu^$$# NO CARRIER
Check please.
Check rear view mirror and don't run over people as you back off!
Check the Hiesenberg compensators. O'Brien
Check the dilithium crystals, we got us a cross-echo!
Check the kid's bag, Arsenal... he might have a weapon
Check the naviagation log. Confirm our postion. -Janeway
Check the whiskers, whats going on out there?
Check this box if you are an idiot
Check this out, guys!  It's my brain! - Mudslide
Check to APOGEE? Sure it was a business expense honey
Check to see if you any words out
Check type of payment [ ] Visa  [ ] Mastercard  [ ] Check
Check you local software stores.
Check your CPU-Cooler !
Check your TV Guide!  Don't miss those "Zukes of Hazzard" reruns
Check your altimeter!  Pull a lever!  Push a button!
Check your answer against IBM's answer. But don't blame me
Check your duplex switch, idiot !...%$#@& - NNOO CCAARRRRIIEERR
Check your gun at the door, Festus. - Joel Robinson, MST3K
Check your head
Check your hormones at the door.  THANKS
Check your hormones at the door.  THANKS  -The Management
Check your list before you tryst
Check your mind at the door... contrabrand import in that country
Check your seat belt. I wanna try something
Check's in the mail Orville Bullitt, I stale dated it!
Check. Check. OK Mike is this thing on? - Dr. Forrester
Checked the WinQuote: The stock was down 85 cents over the day.  That
Checked was tagline this Grammatik by.
Checking in? What the h**l is all that?
Checking mail... Interesting
Checking reality of @CName's message...test failed
Checking system for errors... WINDOWS found and wiped
Checking total RAM...  10K total system RAM...  ERROR
Checklist Item #1:  Locate checklist
Checkmate
Checkmate, bunkmate. -- Winchester to Hawkeye
Cheddar! It's only the single most popular cheeze in the world!
Chee-toes Free-toes Munchos Lays- The Chip Hunter.
Chee-tos Fri-tos Nachos Lays... -- The Chip Hunter.
CheeBORGer, chips, Pepsi.  Coke and fries are irrelevant
CheeBack Up Mah Hard Roll?  I Can't Find De Reverse Switch.  Yo' Man!!
Cheeble softly, and carry a big chewstick.
Cheeborger, cheeborger, chips, chips.  No Coke, Pepsi.
Cheech!  Hey!  Cheech!
Cheech!  Hey!  Cheech!
Cheedle - Residue left on fingers after eating a bag of Cheetos.
Cheedle - The residue left on one's fingertips after consuming a bag of Cheetos
Cheeewwwwwwwwww!  Cheeewwwwwwwwwww! - Stimpy
Cheer For Your Team! - By E. A. Hoo
Cheer Up!  Things are getting worse at a slower rate
Cheer Up, If: At least the passenger side air bag inflated
Cheer Up, If: The parachute company says you'll get a full refund
Cheer Up, If: The reward for your capture has reached fifty thousand dollars
Cheer Up, If: They say the house didn't float very far at all
Cheer Up, If: We're all amazed that you go on living each day
Cheer Up, If: Well, at least the operation was a partial success
Cheer leaders DO IT cheerfully.
Cheer up - things will get worse.
Cheer up -- if the economy collapses completely, you won't owe your student loan to *anybody*
Cheer up @F! Have a Happy Christmas, have a drink for me
Cheer up @F. The worst is yet to come
Cheer up @TOFIRST@! Have a Happy Christmas, have a drink for me
Cheer up @TOFIRST@. The worst is yet to come
Cheer up Bob. The worst is yet to come
Cheer up Motorcycle Dude. The worst is yet to come.
Cheer up Orville Bullitt. The worst is yet to come.
Cheer up sleepy Jean! - The Monkees
Cheer up!   Yesterday won't matter tomorrow
Cheer up! The worst is yet to come.
Cheer up! Things may be getting worse at a slower rate.
Cheer up, Youta, cheer up. Never give up. - Ai; Video Girl Ai
Cheer up, birds have bills, and they're still singing.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. -Philander Johnson
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. KILROY LIVES
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Cheer up.  The first hundred years are the hardest!
Cheer up.  Things could be worse. - Gen. George A. Custer
Cheer up.  We all make big mistakes we regret forever
Cheerful pessimist
Cheerio, Miss Sophie!!!
Cheeriomagnetism: cereal using the buddy system in the milk.
Cheerios are the seeds of the donut tree
Cheerios+LSD25=Fruit Loops
Cheerios:  Hula-hoops for ants.
Cheerios: Bagel seeds
Cheerios: Hula-hoops for ants.
Cheerleader:  A girl whose face melts near an open flame.
Cheerleaders DO IT between periods
Cheerleaders DO IT enthusiastically.
Cheerleaders DO IT with pom-poms.
Cheerleaders are the greatest athletic supporters!
Cheerleaders do it enthusiastically.
Cheerleaders do it with more enthusiasm.
Cheers to all, and to all a...Hey! Who's been drinking out of my glass
Cheers to you, Janne Kuusinen
Cheers!                    - Orville -
Cheesborger, cheeseborger, cheeseborger, Coke.  Pepsi is irrelevant.
Cheese -- milk's leap toward immortality. 	-- Clifton Fadiman, "Any Number Can Play"
Cheese Une Crackers! This TagLine is Crummy
Cheese Une Crackers! This recipe is Crummy
Cheese can be your friend!
Cheese food---------What cheese eats!
Cheese food? Hmmm.. Phew! That Limburger must LOVE beans!
Cheese is milk's great leap toward immortality. (Clifton Fadiman)
Cheese is senior citizen milk
Cheese it ... the Moderator!
Cheese it! It's the heat! - Tom
Cheese it... the Moderator!
Cheese it...the MODERATORS!
Cheese wuz - an empty jar of Cheese Wiz
Cheese:  Milk's leap toward immortality
Cheeseborger, Cheeseborger, Coke.  Pepsi is irrelevant.
Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, pepsi.
Cheesecake season begins today, and I plan on bagging my limit.
Cheetah + skunk = problem you can't run away from
Cheetah and a skunk - now THERE's a problem you can't run away from
Cheetahs never prosper. - Zazu
Cheetahs...goes with "The buzz from the bees..." etc.
Cheetos...they aren't just for breakfast anymore
Cheez Whiz: "Cheezy, And Darn Proud Of It."
Cheezwiz for brains.
Chef (n) Any cook who swears in French
Chef Aid: Championship Friday (2003)
Chef of chicanery!  Your buns are mine! - Tick, to the Breadmaster
Chef of chicanery!  Your buns are mine! - Tick, to the Breadmaster
Chef, n.: Any cook who swears in French.
Chef:  Any cook that swears in French.
Chef:  Oh! Did they give you an anal probe?   Cartman:  Oh! - South Park
Chef: (n.)  Any cook that swears in French.
Chef: come on children, what could be so bad? It's Salisbury steak day
Chef: you know what they say: you can't teach a gay dog straight tricks
Chefs DO IT in the kitchen.
Chefs do it for dessert.
Chefs do it in the kitchen.
Chefs sind Vorbilder - und Bilder haengt man auf
Cheif O'Brian, teleport @F to the center of the sun
Cheit's Lament: If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember you-- the next time he's in need
Chekov - Botany Bay. Botany Bay. oh, no!
Chekov - Captain!  A Klinkon Sheep!  An Enema Wessel!
Chekov - He orders you to surrender this wessel!
Chekov - I don't wish to be shot on the way to our funeral
Chekov - I'm sorry, Admiral
Chekov - She has wonderful muscles
Chekov - We're lost, but we're making good time
Chekov on Klingons: Guess who's coming to dinner
Chekov on Klingons: Terrible table manners.
Chekov on V'Ger probe: Absolutely I will not interfere!
Chekov on V'ger's probe: Can that be one of their crew?
Chekov wanted to, but I held him back. Scott
Chekov, fire!  No, no, no, put down that extinguisher.
Chekov, install the EMS board.
Chekov, take over Spock's scanners. Kirk
Chekov, when the screaming starts
Chekov: Absolutely I will not interfere!
Chekov: Admit it. we're lost
Chekov: Captin, vee have found the nuclear wessels
Chekov: Could you use another hand, Admiral?
Chekov: Do you want to go back?    McCoy: No!
Chekov: Excuse me, we are looking for nuclear wessels
Chekov: Guess who's coming to dinner?
Chekov: I know the saying. It was invented in Russia
Chekov: I vill hef to stun you. I am wery sorry
Chekov: If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry
Chekov: The Garden of Eden was just outside Moscow.
Chekov: The Garden of Eden. Just outside of Moscow
Chekov: This is the garden spot of Ceti Alpha 6
Chekov: What's 'Emergency Plan B?' STV:TFF
Chekov: You are in wiolation of Neutral Zone treaty!
Chekov: You vant to go bach?!   McCoy: Absolutely not
Chelsea - "Dad meet my new boyfriend...Rush meet Dad."
Chelsea Clinton is the 90's version of Amy Carter.
Chelsea Clinton is worth a thousand condom commercials.
Chelsea Clinton, the ZPG poster child.
Chelsea Clinton: "Dad, meet my date.  Rush Limbaugh."
Chelsea Clinton: "Dad, meet my fianc...Rush Limbaugh!"
Chelsea Clinton: "Dad, meet my new steady...Rush Limbaugh!"
Chelsea Clinton: "PLEASE tell me I'm adopted!"
Chelsea Clinton: "Somebody, PLEASE tell me I'm ADOPTED!"
Chelsea Clinton: Dad meet my new boyfriend...Rush meet Dad
Chelsea Clinton: Dad, meet my fianc...Rush Limbaugh!
Chelsea Clinton: Dad, meet my new steady, Rush Limbaugh.
Chelsea and Socks - the only Clintons not being investigated
Chelsea has a face like a saint...Saint Bernard, that is
Chelsea has two mommies.
Chelsea hasn't got a brother, so don't worry about Bill Clinton II
Chelsea needs braces, but Bill needs a brain.
Chelsea needs braces, but Hillary needs a heart.
Chelsea's face isn't her fortune...more like her chaperone
Chelsea's pictures do her a great injustice...they look just like her
Chelsea, Call my Daddy, my Mommy is ruining the country!
Chelsea:  "Dad, I want you to meet my new boyfriend, Rush
Chelsea:  "Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Rush."
Chelsea: "Call my Daddy, my Mommy is ruining the country!"
Chelsea: "Call my daddy, my mom is too busy running the country."
Chelsea: "Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Rush."
Chelsea: Dad, I want you to meet my boyfriend, Rush!
Chelsea: named for anti-war activist, Joni Mitchell's Chelsea Morning
Chem E.'s do it in packed beds.
Chem Engineers DO IT in packed beds
Chem Engineers do it in packed beds.
Chemical Engineers have mixed reactions!
Chemical Engineers have quicker reactions.
Chemical engineers DO IT under a fume hood
Chemical engineers do it in packed beds.
Chemicals - Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.
Chemist to Geologist -- Get the lead out!
Chemist who fall in acid, absorbed in work
Chemist who falls in acid will be tripping for weeks
Chemist:  "Right, who's got a boil on his Semprini, then?"
Chemistry is applied theology -- Augustus Stanley Owsley III
Chemistry is physics without thought; mathematics is physics without
Chemistry professors don't die, they just fail to react
Chemistry professors don't die, they just smell that way!
Chemistry professors never die, they just fail to react.
Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
Chemistry stinks.
Chemists DO IT in test tubes.
Chemists DO IT on the bench!
Chemists DO IT periodically on table.
Chemists do it in a petri dish
Chemists do it in distill of the night
Chemists do it in test tubes.    
Chemists do it in the fume hood. 
Chemists do it on the bench!
Chemists do it periodically on table.
Chemists do it reactively.
Chemists do it with noxious fumes.
Chemists don't die, they just stop reacting!
Chemists have nice reactions.
Chemists have solutions!
Chemists like to experiment.
Chemists never die - they just stop reacting
Chemists really know their bismuth.
Chemists think they're physical chemists
Chemists wash their hands BEFORE using the bathroom.
Chemists who fall in acid get absorbed in their work!
Cheney was cited for breaking Texas hunting laws in the accident shooting. Texans were shocked. They have hunting laws here? --Jim Barach 
Chengo Reinhart tunes up his guitar. -- Tom Servo
Chengo Reinhart tunes up his guitar. -- Tom Servo
Cheop's Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget. -L. Long
Cheops Law: Nothing EVER gets built on time or within budget
Cheops' Law:  Nothing is finished on time or on budget
Cheops' Law: Nothing *ever* gets built on schedule or within budget.
Cherchez la Fulbright: Look for the scholarship.
Cherchez la fable: Look for the fairy tale.
Cherchez la facility: Look for the toilet.
Cherchez la falsies: Look for the Kleenex.
Cherchez la fang: Look for the vampire.
Cherchez la farm: Look for Willie Nelson.
Cherchez la fashion: Look for the hemline.
Cherchez la father: Look for the deadbeat dad.
Cherchez la faucet: Look for the water.
Cherchez la fawn:  Look for Bambi
Cherchez la feces: Look for the dirty diaper.
Cherchez la femmes. -- Dumas
Cherchez la fiddle: Look for Charlie Daniels.
Cherchez la fig leaf: Look for the clothing.
Cherchez la fig leaf: Look for the modesty.
Cherchez la film: Look for the Kodak moment.
Cherchez la fin: Look for the SHARK!
Cherchez la finger: Look for the 'bird'.
Cherchez la first lady: Look for Hillary.
Cherchez la fish story: Look for the minnow.
Cherchez la fizz: Look for the Alka Seltzer.
Cherchez la fluff: Look for the airhead.
Cherchez la fly: Look for Jeff Goldblum.
Cherchez la fly: Look for Vincent Price.
Cherchez la freshman: Look for the rookie.
Cherchez la frosty one: Look for Miller Time!
Cherchez la frozen assets: Look for the popsicles.
Cherchez la fugitive: Look for the one-armed man.
Cherchez la fundy: Look for the zealot.
Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.
Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion
Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for your old age. - Christopher Morley
Cherishing children is the mark of a civilised society
Cherk - Person who writes a check for the items in the gr
Cherk: Person who writes a check for 16 items in the express lane.
Cherk: person who writes a check for the items in the grocery store.
Chernobyl used DBLSPACE - next question
Chernobyl used MACs
Chernobyl used MS DOS
Chernobyl used Microsoft Windows.
Chernobyl used OS/2
Chernobyl used PCs
Chernobyl used Windows
Chernobyl used Windows NT, shouldn't you?
Chernobyl used Windows.
Chernobyl uses NT
Chernobyl uses OS/2
Chernobyl uses Windows
Chernobyl utilisava OS/2 2.1!
Chernobyl was an OS/2 betatest site
Chernobyl was an Windows 95 beta test site.
Chernobyl was operating under Windows
Chernobyl was running Windows & had a G.P.F.!
Chernobyl was using DOS 6.0, shouldn't you?
Cherry Bomb: exploding virgin?
Cherry picker: Finicky vegetarian
Cherrystone  The number of novice roots users a machine can survive
Cherubino alla vittoria, alla gloria militar!
Cherware - you have to send in proof of a tattoo.
Cherware...programs by Sonny's ex.
Cheryl, you stand between Ella & Pauline, - interposed the photographer
Chesire?  I don't think so. Minsk, perhaps.  Chekov
Chess Players do it with a Queen.
Chess is a moving experience
Chess is an ancient game, played by warriors. - Duncan MacLeod
Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency. (Raymond Chadler)
Chess is everything - art, science, and sport - A Karpov
Chess is faster than my computer.  Ack!
Chess is good, Chest is better!
Chess is not for timid souls.   - Wilhelm Steinitz
Chess is the art of battle
Chess is the art of battle for the victorious battle of
Chess player with three balls has pawn shop!
Chess players DO IT in their minds.
Chess players DO IT knightly!
Chess players check their mates.
Chess players do it in check.
Chess players do it in their heads
Chess players do it in their minds.
Chess players do it with knights/kings/queens/bishops/mates.
Chess players know more mating positions.
Chess players mate better
Chess players mate better.       
Chess, greatest waste of creativity since advertising
Chessman: Too reckless to live, too cool to die!
Chessplayers DO IT knightly!
Chest - a place to store sweaters and mothballs
Chesterfield Rugby: The Ultimate Sport
Chestnut Grey is like the Chevy Suburban of Horses - Crow
Chestnut Grey, quit doing your impressions - Crow
Chestnut: Birth defect
Chestnut: a breast-fed maniac
Chestnuts - A painful, embarrasing condition
Chestnuts roasting over an open Pentium
Chestnuts: a painful, embarrassing condition.
Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...  OUCH!
Chevorlet: Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
Chevrolet       Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
Chevrolet       Climbs Hills Even Valleys, Runs Over Logs Even Trees.
Chevrolet  Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
Chevrolet (french):  goat on milk
Chevrolet - USA1
Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America.
Chevrolet, The HEARTBEAT of America
Chevrolet, The HEARTBEAT of America thats todays Chevrolet!
Chevrolet, the Heartbreak of America.
Chevrolet:  Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
Chevy           Charged Heavily
Chevy           Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Chevy     Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky
Chevy Sweeps NASCAR Championships - 1996
Chevy guy: "Yep, I'd know those Ford tail lights anywhere."
Chevy wins the 1996 Winston West Manufacturer's Championship at Las Vegas
Chevy: Charged Heavily
Chevy: Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet 
Chevys forever!!
Chew Electronic death, snarling cur ! - Calvin
Chewbacca of Borg - "RRWARARRHHG!"
Chewbacca of Borg: GRAAAGNGGHHHHH!
Chewbacca's Welding Co.:  "We break it, YOU fix it!"
Chewbacca: Ack! Ack!    Luke: What's wrong?!    Han: Hairball
Chewed up the slipper! Bad shrew! - Crow on dog as shrew
Chewie and I will take care of this.  You stay here. - Han Solo
Chewie here tells me you're looking for passage to the Alderaan system
Chewie, get us outta here!!!
Chewie, take the professor in the back
Chewie, take the professor in the back. - Han Solo
Chewing on a subject is like beef jerkey...lots of taste no calories!
Chewing the food of sweet and bitter fancy. &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
Chewing the tagline of sweet and bitter fancy. --Tagspeare
Chez Dax: for the ultimate in escargot.
Chhhhhh...bad readin......Chhhhh.....Chh
Chia Jesus: Grow your own Messiah. (Just add holy water)
Chia Land (Wild Groth)
Chic Hecht, Senator (Nev.), was an Eagle Scout.
Chicago (My Kind of Town!) * OS/2 (My Kind of OS!)
Chicago -- Microsoft's New Coke
Chicago Cubs - World Champions 1908...when Baseball was Baseball!
Chicago Cubs World Series Champioships
Chicago Gangs Of The '30's - By Tommy Gunn
Chicago has the best politicians money can buy
Chicago is a great place to be from... FAR FROM!
Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.
Chicago only promises what OS/2 DELIVERS!
Chicago promises, OS/2 delivers.
Chicago runs best on a VCR
Chicago will be THE show stopper...  If you run the show on it!
Chicago, Windows 4.0, Windows 95?!?!?!?
Chicago, an operating system Pair-of-Dimes shift!
Chicago, n.: Where the dead still vote ... early and often!
Chicago. . .  The biggest thing since New Coke!
Chicago: NT deja vu!
Chicago?  Been There,... Done That 2 Years Ago!    I run OS/2!
Chicago?  Been there.  I'm ready to travel at WARP speed!
Chicago?...Been There,...Done That,... 2 Years Ago!!...  OS/2 !
Chick sex uhh, Chuck sox umm, Check six OK!.
Chicken - the egg's way of making more eggs.
Chicken Boo of Borg: But you're not a Borg, you're a Chicken, Boo.
Chicken Boo what's the matter with you??
Chicken Limbaugh: THE SKY IS FALLING! THE LIBERALS DID IT!
Chicken Litle has only to be right once
Chicken Little has to be right only once.
Chicken Little hasn't been right yet... but she still keeps trying.
Chicken Little is forecasting sky this evening
Chicken Little only has to be right once!
Chicken Little was an optimist.
Chicken Little was right.
Chicken Little, watching the sky, was hit by a truck
Chicken Little, when the sky fell - Tamarian fairy tale.
Chicken Sneakers: Re-bok bok bok!
Chicken Suit:  The official uniform of Bill Clinton
Chicken Suit:  Worn by Clinton to his Vietnam reunion
Chicken Suit: The official uniform of Bill Clinton...
Chicken Suki-Yaki - the last living kamikaze pilot
Chicken Teriyaki - the only surviving kamikaze pilot.
Chicken Teriyaki: Name of only living Kamikazi pilot.
Chicken Teriyaki: Sole surviving Kamikazi Pilot
Chicken Teriyaki: name of the only living kamikazi pilot.
Chicken a l'Orange: Kentucky Fried Chicken takes over Orange Julius.
Chicken heads are the chief food of captive Gator fans.
Chicken lips and Lizard toes... &lt;Yum Yum&gt;
Chicken little only has to be right once.
Chicken little was acctually a dinosaur of the late cretaceous.
Chicken one day, feathers the next
Chicken or the egg... Not which came first but laid !!
Chicken pluckers do it with feathers.
Chicken slick: the ring around Clinton's bathtub.
Chicken soup is our only chance for survival!  The Tick
Chicken!  Chicken!
Chicken!  Chicken! --Monty Python
Chicken! Chicken! - The Black Knight
Chicken, fight like a robot
Chicken-brains vote 4 r/o
Chicken: The onBut the future is always uncertain. Tharn
Chicken: The only animal you eat before it's born & after it's dead.
Chicken: The only thing you can eat before it's born & after it's dead
Chicken? Egg? The Rooster came first!
Chickens - The eggs way of making more eggs
Chickens are how eggs make more eggs.
Chickens are just like you and me, except they're chickens.
Chickens are just like you and me...except, Duh!  They're CHICKENS!!
Chickens, like two-edged swords, ofttimes come home to roost
Chickens:  How eggs make more eggs.
Chicks LOVE Big Ducks!
Chicks LOVE Big Ducks! --Crow on giant fowl
Chicloexdus:  The Route Taken By A Gum Ball To Avoid Capture.
Chicloexdus:  The route taken by a gumball to avoid capture...
Chico of Borg: "Resistance? Atsa no good!"
Chide a friend in private and praise him in public. - Solon
Chief @F, I think you should place a monitoring device on me
Chief @F, transport the landing party directly to OPS
Chief @FLAST@, I think you should place a monitoring device on me
Chief @FLAST@, transport the landing party directly to OPS
Chief @L, I think you should place a monitoring device on me
Chief @L, beam the landing party to the bridge
Chief @L, transport the landing party directly to OPS
Chief @LN@ is in Lt. Yar's quarters
Chief @LN@ is in the aft exhaust port
Chief @LN@, beam the landing party to the bridge.
Chief @LN@, please report to the Bridge
Chief @TName, I think you should place a monitoring device on me
Chief @TName, transport the landing party directly to OPS
Chief @TOLAST@, I think you should place a monitoring device on me.
Chief @TOLAST@, beam the landing party to the bridge
Chief @TOLAST@, transport the landing party directly to OPS
Chief Bowels had to move ... Too much poop in tee-pee!
Chief Bullitt, I think you should place a monitoring device on me.
Chief Bullitt, transport the landing party directly to OPS.
Chief Ditto Head & Bottle Washer
Chief Engineer B'Elanna Torres -- USS Voyager
Chief Engineer Nog?  That'll be something to see.
Chief Executive Officer in charge of Diddly Squat
Chief Flying Eagle! - Wakko
Chief Inspector Tuvok leaves no stone unturned. Chakotay
Chief Justice Forrest Thomas  I never touched her milk-duds!
Chief O'Brien's people can help you with that. - Sisko
Chief O'Brien, beam @LN@ back down to the planet
Chief O'Brien, beam Mr Clinton and Mr Gore to the brig
Chief O'Brien, beam Mr. Gingrich and Mr. Dole to the brig
Chief O'Brien?.......one of the best in Starfleet! - Bashir
Chief Orville, I think you should place a monitoring device on me.
Chief! Do you have them?! They're not here! Riker
Chief, I want you to do what you have to do! - Sisko
Chief, get a class-4 probe ready. - Sisko
Chief, take your family home.  That's an order. - Sisko
Chief, there's a monkey on my Maglev! - Cpt. Bridger (S DSV)
Chief, wait! - Kira    When?! - O'Brien
Chief, what the hell happened? - Sisko
Chief, you just gave artillery our coordinates.
Chief. What happened? Bashir
Chiefs beat da Steelers! Bring on Houston Baby!
Chiefs over Raiders - 5 straight; 11 out of last 12; 14 out of last 16!
Chigau, chigau!  You've got it all wrong!  I'm innocent!
Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene tips
Chihuahua:  [noun]  1) Small canine species  2) Musky bait
Chihuahuas drive me crazy.  I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm
Chiilllll
Chik - a -boom chik - a - boom, dontcha just love it
Child Logic: Unbreakable toys are useful for breaking other toys.
Child Rearing Myth #1:  Labor ends when the baby is born.
Child Support Agency, at least it keeps thieves off the streets
Child Support: Taxation without representation in child's life.
Child abuse - Forcing children to attend Church.
Child abuse: Buying kid a Yugo for graduation.
Child asks sick Mom:  "Did you get your virus from the computer?"
Child birth: Preparing you for the agony of being a parent.
Child birth: having a Buick drive through your abdomen.
Child conceived early in life becomes fellow playmate.
Child conceived in automatic becomes shiftless bastard.
Child ignored today, is tommorows problem only bigger
Child killer? It's you or him...just do it!
Child killer? Only when he missed me first!
Child of a Looser God
Child of a messy divorce on runway two-- Tom Servo
Child rapists - cut them off a lot higher than the knees!
Child rearing myth #1: Labor ends when the baby is born.
Child's Play 5--with Chuckie Schumer as the evil doll after your guns!
Child's stool great for use in garden
Child: 1.a: an unborn or recently born person. - WEBSTER'S
Childbirth can't be painful if mere women can endure it.
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood. - Calvin
Childhood is not preparation for life it is life.
Childhood is short and maturity is forever
Childhood is short and maturity is forever. -- Calvin (&Hobbes)
Childhood is short but immaturity is forever. - Calvin
Childhood is so disillusioning.  - - Calvin
Childhood is the kingdom where no on dies - Edna St. Vi
Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies. (E. St. Vincent Milay)
Childhood isn't an age, it's a state of mind
Childhood sometimes does pay a 2nd visit to man; youth never.
Childhood's over the minute you know you're going to die
Childhood: That period when nightmares occur only during sleep.
Childish Game    : One at which your spouse beats you.
Childish Game: A game that your spouse beats you at.
Childish Game: Any one you don't win
Childish Game: One at which your children beat you
Childish Game: One at which your spouse beats you.
Childish Game: one at which your wife can beat you.
Childish game - one at which your partner can beat you
Childish game:  One at which you cannot beat your spouse.
Childish game: one at which your spouse beats you.
Childless couples know just how you should raise yours
Childproof
Children ... beat your mother while she is young!
Children = The most common sexually transmitted disease.
Children Deserve to Be Free And to Feel Safe
Children Learn What They Live!
Children Should Not Play With Dead Things.
Children act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners
Children and grandparents are natural allies
Children and puppies and men, oh my!!!
Children are 1st aware they're in adolescence when they find their parents become more difficult.
Children are God's gift to parents
Children are God's gift to parents
Children are Irrelevent
Children are NOT allowed on the bridge! - Picard
Children are a comfort in old age, and they will even help you reach
Children are a gift from God; He can't stand the noise either!
Children are a grandparent's revenge.
Children are a heritage of the Lord
Children are a lot older these days!
Children are a sexually-transmitted disease
Children are all foreigners. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Children are an absolute pleasure, if properly cooked
Children are curly, dimpled lunatics.
Children are from God  He can't stand the noise, either.
Children are grotesque and no one must make another one
Children are meant to unfold, not to mold.  Chip Griffin
Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners
Children are no angels! Let them stay that way!
Children are not born prejudiced
Children are not to be blamed for the faults of there parents.
Children are offline in India
Children are our best assets!
Children are our future:  Teach them well, and love them honest.
Children are our most valuable natural resource.
Children are soft packages of love!
Children are starving, and you argue about the word man??
Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see
Children are the most common form of sexually transmitted disease.
Children are the most expensive form of entertainment
Children are treasures ... so bury them in the backyard.
Children are unpredictable.  You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. -- Franklin P. Jones
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for. -- Ogden Nash
Children aren't the only ones being fed fairy tales.
Children at the front seat cause accidents,
Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them;
Children born in a whore house = Brothel Sprouts
Children can be queer about their animals. - Into the Woods
Children come from God - He can't stand the noise either
Children deserve to be wanted, and feel free and safe.
Children don't sleep; they recharge!
Children follow the condition of the father
Children have become a very expensive hobby.
Children have dressed up like cowboys & vise versa - Dr.F
Children have more need of models than critics.
Children have the right to live and be loved
Children have to grow up. Janeway
Children have useful ideas
Children learn by example - don't go onto welfare
Children learn what they live ...
Children left unattended will be sold as slaves.
Children love Zathras
Children need love, especially when they don't deserve it
Children need models, not critics.
Children need to know their boundaries. - Dax
Children of Darkness!/Meet the Children of Light! -Lestat-
Children of Gaia Theurge (rank not disclosed to non-Garou); Tullist
Children of Israel are never alone
Children of Waco, I feel your pain! - Bill Clinton
Children of couch potatoes: 'Tater Tots
Children of the Corn    Stephen King
Children of the land - love is still the answer, take my hand. - Queen
Children of the land - quicken to the new life, take my hand. - Queen
Children of the night Shut up! -- Dracula
Children of the night.  What music they make.   Bela Lugosi
Children of the night... SHUT UP!
Children of the night... Shut up! -- Dracula
Children of the night... Shut-Up!  - Count Dracula
Children of the poor should work for some part of the day when they reach the age of three. (John Locke)
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. 
Children seldom misquote you.  In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said
Children should be given the desire to learn.
Children should be seen and not had.
Children should be seen and not heard ----- capische?
Children should be seen, heard and ........believed
Children shouldn't DO IT until they are older
Children spell love...T-I-M-E
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
Children under 5 are free.... if eaten in dining room
Children use all their senses to discover the world. - Welty
Children who eat crayons download in Technicolor
Children will walk where we walk, Not where we point!
Children's Song book: Skip Tumalu.
Children's Songbook  - By Skip Tumalu
Children's laughter reminds us how we used to be
Children's voices need to be heard
Children, children, children.....&lt;&lt;&lt;SIGH&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; - S.W.An
Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right. (Eph 6:1)
Children, the times they are a-becoming quite different. - Skinner
Children, they aren't sleeping. They're recharging!
Children, when ignored, eventually go away.
Children. Buy American!
Children:  Pure love contained in soft packages.
Children:  The most common sexually transmitted disease
Children: My Greatest Natural Resource
Children: Pure love contained in soft packages.
Children: Pure love in small packages.
Children: The most common sexually transmitted disease.
Children: unreasonable facsimilies
Children: yet another sexually transmitted disease
Children:the most common sexually transmetted disease
Children? Love children! Girl children, 19, 20 years old
Children? Love children! Girl children, 19, 20 years old- W.C. Fields
Children? Love children. Boy children..39..50 yrs old
Children? What are you talking about? - O'Brien
Chile Heads actually request mail containing dangerous powders.
Chile Sauce - Ketchup with an attitude
Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose - Kevin Keegan
Chile rearing myth #1:  Labor ends when the baby is born
Chile today.  Hot tamale
Chile-heads... we eat chiles for breakfast
ChileHead 5 food groups: Fresh, Frozen, Dried, Powdered & Sprayed!
Chili Pizza - East
Chili con Karma: what Casa round, Carne's around.
Chili is a spiritual event not a food.
Chili isn't a recipe, it is a philosophy.
Chili peppers burn my gut! - Side Hackers
Chili rulez
Chili waffles! Simply fine!
Chili waffles! Simply fine! - Crow sings
Chili: Red stuff, hot, no beans.
Chiliburger, huh?
Chilies are like Pall Malls.... You can light either end.
Chill in the air cold as steel tonight. - Metallica
Chill out dude - calm down.
Chill out or bugger off.  Either action is acceptable.
Chill out!  I'm just here for your hamster. - Death
Chill out!  I'm only here for the 'vark!  -  Death
Chill out, DOOM.WAD
Chilly water has a positive effect
Chim-chimeny chim-chim, a chim-chim cheery
Chimney sweeps daughter, but she could haul ash
Chimney's clogged.
Chimp Sorbet - Crow on frozen lab monkeys
Chimp Sorbet!
Chimp Sorbet! -- Crow T. Robot
Chimp children... Yard apes... -- Crow T. Robot
Chimp children...Yard apes - Crow
Chin, round up every Finn on the island - Tom
China Justice: You'll get a fair trial, after which you will be shot
China Syndrome Error: CPU meltdown
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.  C. De Gaulle
China's in the heart, Jack. Wherever I go, she's with me. - Egg Sheng
Chinatown on oikeastaan aika kiva paikka
Chinese Apathy - By Hu Cares
Chinese Parsley?  An hour later you want to garnish again.
Chinese Population Explosion - By Wi Phucom Yung
Chinese Proverb:  Words spoken may fly away ... The writing-brush leaves its mark
Chinese Revenge  - By Hoo Flung Dung
Chinese are yellow 'cause two Wongs can't make a white!
Chinese cats pay homage to mousey dung
Chinese chefs do it gingerly.
Chinese computer = Abacus
Chinese cookbook... 1001 ways to wok your dog!
Chinese diet - eat plenty, but use only one chopstick
Chinese food on Indian wood carving - Lo Mein on Totem pole
Chinese food: Next, on Geraldo, and again, one hour later
Chinese for constipation: Hung Chow
Chinese girls do not come with green eyes
Chinese never invented an airplane: two Wongs don't make a Wright.
Chinese optimists learn english, Chinese pessimists learn russian
Chinese restaurant called "Hung Far Lo."
Chinese saying: "He who speak with forked tongue, not need chopsticks."
Chinese spy - A Peking Tom
Chinese word for "69":  Tu Kin Chu
Chinese word for constipation.  Hung Chow
Chinese:English: Moon Lan Ding: An American space program success
Chinga! Chinga! - Tom
Chingrip - The area where the chin meets the neck. Used for holding the pillow
Chinoggy - A used paper plate.
Chip - Not expensive
Chip - Spielkasino-Geld / Knabberei aus frittierten Kartoffeln
Chip chip hurra!
Chip is dead! Chip is dead! - Mike & Bots sing
Chip.  Micro-Chip.  Eighty Three Eighty-six.
Chip:  Not spensive
Chipfault: Defective potato chips that break and stay in the dip.
Chipfault: Stress point when a potato chip brakes & stays in the can.
Chipfault: The point on a chip where it breaks in the dip.
Chiplinger - Debris left in the dip during a large party.
Chipmonks roasting on an open fire
Chipped dishes never break.
Chips
Chips+ Connection  Nwpt Beach, Ca 
Chips: The fattening, non-nutritional food computer users eat to avoid
Chips: What the crumbs on the keyboard used to be.
Chiropodist      : A man who trains birds to sing.
Chiropodists feel right heels when they do it
Chiropractor:  A lumbar jack
Chiropractors do it behind your back.
Chiropractors do it by manipulation.
Chiropractors do it with a push, twist, pop and pull.
Chirpes is a canareal disease that's untweetable
Chirpes:  (n), A canarial disease, no tweetment
Chirpes: A canarial disease for which there is no tweetment.
Chirpes: A canarial disease, no tweetment
Chirpies, it's a canarial disease, and it' untweetable!
Chirpin' and Jumpin'  by Katie Didd
Chirppies: Canarial disease requiring expensive tweetment
Chiseled menus and Color coded signatures...the hottest Wave yet!
Chisholm has a cult's awareness. ie. he's a daft cult
Chisholm is the biggest cult I've ever had the misfortune to meet
Chisolm's First Corollary to Murphy's Second Law: When things just can't
Chisolm's First Corollary to Murphy's Second Law: When things just can't possibly get any worse, they will
Chisolm's Third Law, Corollary 3: Procedures designed to implement the purpose won't quite work
Chit chat and drivel unwelcome here
Chit-Chat:  Chock Full O' Nuts AND Coffee!!!
Chitlin Truck Loses Load in Climax - film at 11
Chitlin' Truck Loses Load In Climax
Chitty-chitty bang-bang:  It's either an old car or a prostitute with diarrhea!
Chiun, you're incredible. - No, I am better than that!
Chivalry ain't dead, it's just being sued for sexual harassment.
Chivalry is alive and well in the SCA
Chivalry is not dead - it's on life support.
Chivalry is not dead, although I try my best.
Chivalry is not dead. It just smells funny
Chivalry is not only dead, it's decomposed.   Rudy Vallee
Chivalry is only reasonably dead.
Chivalry is only reasonably dead. - George Bush
Chivalry is the most delicate form of contempt.
Chivalry isn't dead ... it just smells funny!
Chivalry, n. - The most delicate form of contempt
Chivalry: defending girl against all but himself.
Chivalry: going about releasing beautiful maidens from other men's castles, and taking them back to your own castle
Chiz moan drone
Chizboiger, Chizboiger, Pepsi, Pepsi!!
Chizboiger, Chizboiger, Pepsi, Pepsi, Cheep, Cheep!!
Chizborger, chizborger, chizborger, Coke.  Pepsi is irrelevant.
Chkdsk is an angel sent by Lord Murphy
Chkdsk reported a goat had exploded on my hard-drive!
Chlorine      (Cl)    35.45300
Chmeee, I think it's a floating city
Cho hissatsu shinobi bachi! Nippon ichi! Boing. :)
Chocography - Information describing the candy arrangement in box.
Chocoholic - Blood type M&M positive
Chocoholic Blood Type - M & M positive.
Chocoholic Unite. Make Chocolate Our National Flavoring.
Chocoholic, not exactly, but I do go on binges occasionally!
Chocoholic:  Blood type M&M positive
Chocoholic:  If found unconscious, administer IV of Hershey's Syrup!
Chocoholics Unite!  Make Chocolate Our National Flavoring!
Chocoholie:  Blood Type M&M Positive !!!
Chocolate & Caffeine ... the "other" vitamin C's!
Chocolate & Peanut Butter: The 2 basic food groups
Chocolate (n.):  Food of the gods.
Chocolate (n.):  See Ambrosia
Chocolate -  it goes with Ibuprofen very well.
Chocolate - Tastes good and improves your sex life.
Chocolate - The ONLY thing that makes life worth living!
Chocolate -- The Breakfast of Champions!
Chocolate -It 's not just for breakfast anymore.
Chocolate -vs- Men:  Chocolate never fogets to flush the toilet
Chocolate -vs- sex:  You can fondle chocolates in a supermarket.
Chocolate = Heaven.  Fudge = G*d.
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs - recommended by Calvin.
Chocolate GOOD! Diabetes NOT GOOD!!!
Chocolate Is A Form Of Affection
Chocolate Labrador retreiver.  Cheap.  Prefers antiques and good carpet.
Chocolate MILK!  What else did you think?
Chocolate Moose:  1 medium size moose, 20 pounds chocolate.
Chocolate Moose: 1 medium size moose, 20 pounds.
Chocolate Tacos.
Chocolate VS Sex: Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft
Chocolate VS Sex: If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind
Chocolate VS Sex: You can safely have chocolate while you are driving
Chocolate and sex are not mutually exclusive!
Chocolate arboreal marsupial biolumenescence? Its a coco-koala light!
Chocolate chip
Chocolate chip cookies: hazardous waist products.
Chocolate chips are hard at times, but later become gooey when hot.
Chocolate coat them words.  You'll be eating them later.
Chocolate covered Spam - a true WARRIOR'S food!
Chocolate cures all
Chocolate cures all. So does pizza.
Chocolate doesn't cure PMS, but it helps!
Chocolate frogs can't swim.. there's no bones in bananas
Chocolate has no calories when eaten with friends
Chocolate ice cream, chocolate fudge, and chocolate chips
Chocolate in the morning is what makes moms get through their day!
Chocolate is Serious Business!
Chocolate is a medical treatment for CFS.  Repeat as needed. &lt;hehehe&gt;.
Chocolate is a serious thing
Chocolate is a serious thing Counselor Troy
Chocolate is a serious thing! - D. Troi
Chocolate is a serious thing! -- Counselor Troi
Chocolate is a serious thing.   - - Deanna
Chocolate is a serious thing.  -- Troi
Chocolate is a serious thing. --Deanna.
Chocolate is a serious thing. --Troi.
Chocolate is a vegatable - it comes from a bean
Chocolate is a very serious subject.
Chocolate is a waist additive.
Chocolate is a zit's best friend.
Chocolate is always okay. --Rosemary.
Chocolate is an intense aphrodisiac, you know. - Anna Steven
Chocolate is better than sex:  You can GET chocolate
Chocolate is for kids?...I may never grow up!  ;*)
Chocolate is irrelevant.  -- Oh no!  The Borg got Troi! Choosey
Chocolate is my religion
Chocolate is not a food, it is a medicine - an anti-depressant.
Chocolate is not just a  basic food group. It is an honorary vitamin.
Chocolate is self-consecrating.
Chocolate is serious business - Counsellor Troi
Chocolate is serious business -- Deanna
Chocolate is serious business.  -Troi.
Chocolate is serious business. -- Counselor Troi
Chocolate is serious business. -- Troi
Chocolate is the answer to *all* questions.
Chocolate is the universe's way of apologizing for entropy.
Chocolate isn't a food, it's a medicine - an anti-depressant!
Chocolate isn't a food, it's a medicine - an anti-depressant!
Chocolate makes me human.
Chocolate makes the world go 'round - and me too!
Chocolate manhole covers come from the hershey highway.
Chocolate moose: 1 medium size moose, 20 pounds chocolate.
Chocolate not found.  (C)ry (W)himper (D)espair
Chocolate sauce is not the answer for bad cooking.
Chocolate staples
Chocolate syrup is good on ice cream too!
Chocolate syrup, chocolate sprinkles, a cherry and thou.
Chocolate the next  best  thing to... (well you  know!)
Chocolate trilobite? - Arthur's Sister, Dot
Chocolate will be assimilated. Wrappers are futile.
Chocolate,
Chocolate, Guiness and redheads... Wow!! What a combination!!
Chocolate, Soap Operas and Coffee - Now thats Living!
Chocolate, Women, coffee - some things are better rich
Chocolate, champagne, a large waterbed, and thou
Chocolate, chocolate, my kingdom for a chocolate
Chocolate, damn you!  I need chocolate!
Chocolate, estrogen, nicotine and alcohol ... 4 Quarters
Chocolate, it's not just for doughnuts anymore.
Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich.
Chocolate, n. - The stuff hips are made of!
Chocolate, pizza, blonds, and Star Trek...Wow!! What a combination!!
Chocolate, pizza, naked women, and Star Trek. What a combination!
Chocolate, pizza, redheads, and Star Trek.  What a combination!
Chocolate-coat those words.  You'll eat them later.
Chocolate-covered raisins/cherries/oranges/strawberries all count as fruit
Chocolate-covered raisins/cherries/oranges/strawberries all count as fruit, eat as many as you want
Chocolate-covered redhead hearts; new from Nabisco!  -Shawn McMahon
Chocolate-it goes with Ibuprofen very well.
Chocolate... It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore.
Chocolate..... the stuff hips are made of
Chocolate...not just a job.....its an ADVENTURE
Chocolate:  Here today .... Gone today!
Chocolate:  It goes with Ibuprofen very well.
Chocolate:  It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore.
Chocolate:  The other major food group.
Chocolate:  luscious, lumpy, load of love
Chocolate:  the fifth essential food group
Chocolate: A perfect substance in an imperfect world.
Chocolate: As Einstein said(C=S) Chocolate = Sex?
Chocolate: It goes with Ibuprofen very well.
Chocolate: It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore.
Chocolate: Live in the moment!
Chocolate: Serious Business!
Chocolate: The other major food group.
Chocolate: the *first* food group.
Chocolate: the fifth essential food group
Chocolate: the other major food group.
Chocolate; it goes with Ibuprofen very well.
ChocolateIt's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore.
Chocolatenot just a job..its an ADVENTURE!
Chocolates ... Forrest Fudd: Wife is wike a box of chocowates.
Chocolates, Redheads, Pizza and Star Trek.  Can it get any better?
Choconiverous:  Biting off the head of the chocolate Easter bunny
Choice begins when the legs open
Choice between cowardice and violence,I would advise violence." Gandhi
Choice is irrelevant. - Locutus for Pepsi
Choice is irrelevant. - Locutus of PepsiChoice is nothing; what is chosen, everything
Choice is irrelevant. -- Locutus of Pepsi
Choice is nothing; what is chosen, everything
Choice, not chance, determines destiny.
Choice. What a beautiful life.
Choice?  Sure!  Let the baby decide!
Choir boys do it unaccompanied.
Choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
Choke on that you flea bag! - Flash makes a kill
Choke your own chicken, dude! --Beavis
Chokin' On The Ashes Of A Runaway
Chokin' On The Ashes Of A Runaway..........
Choking is cool man, he hu huh huh - Beavis and Butthead.
Choking is cool man, he hu huh huh-- Beavis
Choking on *another* Xanth novel?  Apply the Heinlein Maneuver!
Choking on ANOTHER Xanth novel??? Apply the HEINLEIN MANEUVER!!!
Choking on SF?  Apply the Heinlein Maneuver!
Choking on Science Fiction?  Apply the Heinlein Maneuver.
Choking on a Beernut?  Try the Heineken Maneuver
Choking on a Xanth novel?  Apply the Heinlein manuever!
Choking on a beernut? Apply the Heineken maneuver.
Choking on another Xanth novel? Use the Heinlein Manuever
Choking on prime porterhouse is an ok way to die
Choking on your spellbook?  Apply the Heim the Lich maneuver.
Chokotay of Borg: "My tribe does not assimilate."
Cholesterol: The stuff in food that makes it taste good.
Cholesterophobia ,,,, Fear of frying
Chomputer...Computer hardware that chews up data.
Choo-choo! - Mindy
Chooka chooka hoo la ley - Looka looka koo la ley
Choose "Canonical Lists" from the main screen
Choose "Enter LaughWEB" from the introductory screen
Choose "Taglines"
Choose Genetic Engineering and get ahead (or two)
Choose Life - Carry a firearm!
Choose Life!
Choose One: I'm Single/Rich - Divorced/Poor (S/r/D/p):
Choose Windows for the Geos 1.2 or upgrade?????
Choose a job you love and you will never have to work again.
Choose fellow travellers well - you may have to eat 'em!
Choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve
Choose heaven for climate, hell for society.
Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. -- Joubert
Choose life, it's a wonderful choice
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose
Choose no more than TWO:  Quality,  Service,  Price
Choose one myself?  ME? - The Doctor
Choose one:  ( ) Free America    ( ) Drug Free America
Choose one: Book buying lawyer or car buying lawyer.
Choose one: Smart bombs [ ] Smart kids [ ]
Choose or Lose...it's up to you.  Register to vote NOW!
Choose such pleasures as recreate much, and cost little. - Fuller
Choose tagline: [ ]Humorous [ ]Insightful [x]Plain stupid
Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable. - Francis Bacon
Choose the people you trust very carefully, but then trust them fully.
Choose the right when a choice is placed before you.
Choose variable names that will not be confused.
Choose your enemies with more care than your friends.
Choose your friends carefully - Y. Arafat
Choose your friends carefully.  Your enemies will choose you!-Y. Arafat
Choose your friends carefully. (Yassir Arafat)
Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you!
Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you. - Yassir Arafat
Choose your friends, allow your enemies to choose you.
Choose your option: [Y]es [N]o [M]aybe [I]'m confused
Choose your wife with her night-cap on.- Old Scot Sayin
Choose, but choose wisely.
Choosey Modemers choose .GIF
Choosey cats choose Logitech Mice 10 to 1 over MicroSoft!
Choosey cats choose Microsoft mice
Choosey cats prefer Logitech mice, 10 to 1
Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1
Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1 Choosy cats prefer Microsoft
Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice. Coming soon from Microsoft Foods:
Choosey mothers choose GIF.
Choosey perverts choose GIF
Choosing Taglines, Step 1:  Read message...Was it clever?
Choosing a God is like picking a toilet paper. You pick the wrong one - your ass gets burned.
Choosing between two evils?--Pick the one you never tried before! ___ Blue
Choosing between two evils?--Pick the one you never tried before! ___ Blue
Choosing my weapons:  Coffee and danishes at dawn.
Choosy Hackers Choose .GIF!
Choosy Moms choose .Gif
Choosy Voyeurs choose .GIF!
Choosy Web-surfers choose GIFs.
Choosy cats choose Logitech Mice 10 to 1 over Microsoft!
Choosy cats prefer Logitech mice, 10 to 1
Choosy cats prefer Microsoft mice 10:1
Choosy hackers choose .GIF!
Choosy kids hate JIF with a passion.
Choosy modemers choose .GIF
Choosy mothers choose GIF
Choosy perverts choose .GIF!
Choosy users choose GIF!
Choosy viewers choose .GIF
Choosy voyeurs choose .GIF! 
Choosy voyeurs choose [censored by the thought police]
Chop chop! - Dr. Forrester
Chop off my typing fingers??  Don't even think it!
Chopin/Sand '96:  Better music than Clinton and more passion than Gore
Chopped Cabbage:  not just a good idea, it's the slaw!
Chopped Cabbage; not just a good idea, it's the SLAW!!
Chopped cabbage & mayo: it's not only a good idea, it's the slaw.
Chopped cabbage - it's not just a good idea, it's the slaw
Chopped cabbage - not just a good idea, it's the SLAW!
Chopped cabbage: It's not just a good idea, it's the slaw!
Chopper 1 reports a major wreck on the Information Highway!!!
Choral sex spreads a-choired immune deficiencies
Chorea:  An Asian country
Chorus line of blondes VS a magician? One has a cunning array of stunts
Chose my weapons? Coffee and danishes at dawn
Chretien Resigns! (Tourist insists PM do a second autograph)
Chretien-He's got what it takes to take what you've got!
Chris Davis/311 25th St SE/Willmar, MN 56201/(612) 231-17
Chris Foose it King!!!
Chris Harris waits in anticipation as Sommer unsheathes her Claws and says
Chris Jericho is a strange human being.  &lt;Heenan&gt;
Chris Kopec M6 - 1994 Riverside Park Speedway Modified Champion
Chris Wright is straight ... PHHHHHHHHHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!
Chris blew the hatch before the lock sealed
Chris can go skinny dipping in Cool Whip!
Chris does for manhood what the French did for the kiss.
Chris does the work of 3 Men...Larry, Moe & Curly
Chris is not very smart but he can lift heavy things.
Chris is so bad in bed that even peeping Tom's boo.
Chris is so stupid he thinks a Texas border pays rent.
Chris rescued me. Dax
Chris's an odd name. Mind if we call ya Bruce?
Chris's post PROVES the fourth stooge theory
Chris, was that really you on the screen? Kirk
Chris: "I can't go out tonight, none of my socks match"
Chris: "Whaddya mean you don't staple diskette labels on ?"
Chrissy Di Martino reminds me of London - Always in a fog.
Chrissy Di Martino, leap - and the net will appear.
Chrissy Di!  Hay what's up?  How's life?
Chrissy's Advice: He who buys the hockey tickets, lives!
Christ delivers what religion only promises
Christ died for our sins, so let's not disappoint him!
Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer
Christ died for our sins. Let's not disappoint Him!
Christ died for your sins.  Don't disappoint Him!
Christ died not in vain.  Go SIN!!!!!
Christ endured the darkness so we might enjoy the light.
Christ from cross: Peter, I can see your house from here.
Christ gives the living waters of life
Christ has turned all our sunsets into dawns.
Christ is coming again? Let's hope he cleans the mess up this time
Christ is coming...and is he ever pissed!
Christ is cool!  --Beavis
Christ loves and forgives.  Why can't Christians?
Christ paid a debt he didn't owe to satisfy a debt we couldn't pay
Christ the King Aims for Revenge - film at 11
Christ was "INTOLERANT"!  He asked people to go and sin no more!
Christ was INTOLERANT! He called a sin a sin!
Christ was crucified for preaching without a police permit.
Christ was not a committee. - PJ O'Rourke
Christ was revealed to destroy the works of the Evil One
Christ will never be friends with a lie.  C.H. Spurgeon
Christ will return on schedule.  His schedule
Christ! There are raptors free in the park! - Muldoon
Christ's blood is the ultimate stain remover
Christ's blood makes us safe; God's word makes us sure.
Christ's sake, give me a drink!)
Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.
Christian Coalition: Pat Robertson and the Religious Reich
Christian Myth #1: Jesus was white
Christian Nation Warning:  Ether 8.
Christian Programming:  "Let God Debug It!"
Christian Science         sh*t only happens within your mind
Christian Science - **** is in your mind.
Christian Science Programming 3000: "Let God Debug It!".
Christian Scientist - What is ****?
Christian Scientists
Christian anywhere.     Henry Ward Beecher
Christian baby shower gift: a tithing ring.
Christian church: free food. Unitarian church: free of religion.
Christian education
Christian education = a nun with a whip
Christian life is not a way 'out', but a way though life. - B. Graham
Christian militia
Christian symbol: the cross. Pagan symbol: a burning stake.
Christian: One who believes the bible is something used to control the
Christianity World Tour 19@DATE@ - Get your tickets NOW!
Christianity begins where religion ends... with the Resurrection.
Christianity broke the heart of the world, and mended it.
Christianity causes deafness and hair loss when used by laboratory rats
Christianity gave Eros poison to drink; he did not die of it but degenerated into vice.	Nietsche
Christianity has made of death a terror.        - Ouida
Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult
Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.	Gilbert K. Chesterton
Christianity has not failed. It's just never been tried.
Christianity is not a RELIGION, it is a RELATIONSHIP!
Christianity is not a religion, it's an industry.
Christianity is not my religion. - A. Lincoln
Christianity is the land of beginning again.
Christianity isn't believing the impossible...it's doing it
Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.  -- George Bernard Shaw
Christianity should be a steering wheel, not a spare time
Christianity taught that love is worth more than intelligence.
Christianity, n. - Judaism for Windows
Christianity:  A flash in the Pantheon.
Christianity:  How the Borg got started.
Christianity:  Please help find the cure.
Christianity:  Three gods for the price of one.
Christianity: Choose from over 30,000 different flavors of dogma.
Christianity: Judaism for Windows
Christianity: Music by God; Lyrics by Joshua ben-Joseph.
Christianity: Please help find a cure
Christianity: The Living Word of The Dead God
Christianity: The Living Word of The Dead God On A Stick.
Christianity: The Living Word of The Dead God.
Christianity: Three gods for the price of one.
Christianity: celebrating 2000 years of continuous obsolescence
Christianity: it is the way of a loving father with His children.
Christianity: the Borg of religions.
Christianity=1 begger telling other where 2 find bread.
Christians DO IT with amazing grace.
Christians For Chainguns.  All rights reserved.
Christians always are just a half a step from hell
Christians are God's ambassadors, not His policemen.
Christians are Satan's messengers in disguise
Christians are egocentric... Pagans are geocentric
Christians are not made, they are born (again)!
Christians are supposed to be God's ambassadors, not His policemen
Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven.
Christians believe in the Father.  Pagans like a nuclear family
Christians believe the Bible is something used to control the neighbors
Christians can have only one wife. This is called monotony.
Christians centralize.  Pagans diversify
Christians do it with grace
Christians do it with grace.  (So who's Grace?)
Christians don't have moccasins, they have ORIGINAL sins!
Christians don't have to think, just tithe.
Christians have a retirement program that is out of this world!!!
Christians talk you to death... Pagans just turn you into a frog
Christians treat human beings as worthless in the name of Christ
Christians versus the Borg... what's the difference?
Christians who support capital punishment should recall how their Savior died ,,,
Christians who support capital punishment should remember that first Very Big Mistake ...
Christians who support capital punishment should remember that first Very Big Mistake ...
Christians will please refrain from biting lions!
Christians will please refrain from biting lions!
Christians with tracts:  worse than new grandparents with pictures!
Christians! Only fools go outside during April.
Christians! Stay inside during December, the 10th Roman month.
Christians! Stay inside during Halloween. (some do)
Christians! Stay inside during November, the 9th Roman month.
Christians! Stay inside during the Februarius Roman festival.
Christians! Stay inside during the Roman month of Mars.
Christians! Stay inside during the month of Augustus Caesar.
Christians! Stay inside during the month of the Roman clan Junii.
Christians! Stay inside during the month of the Roman god Janus.
Christians! Stay inside during the month of the goddess Maia.
Christians! Stay inside on Tiw's, Woden's, Thor's, and Saturn's day.
Christians! Stay inside on pagan Sun's, Moon's, Frigg's (Venus) day.
Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions. - J. Falwell
Christians: Always willing to lay down your life for their belief
Christina Applegate Fan Club - Go Kelly Bundy!
Christina, this is a hand phaser. Stunning, isn't it?
Christine, you must have been dreaming ...|stories like this can't come true
Christine, you're talking in riddles ...|and it's not like you
Christios the cereal of zealots. They walk on milk!
Christmas "Bah, Humbug! Don't post 'til next year." -Moderator
Christmas "Feliz Natal e Feliz ano Novo." -Portuguese Christmas
Christmas "Gajan Kristnaskon kaj Felican Novan Jaron." -Esperanto
Christmas "God Jul och Gott Nytt aar." -Swedish Christmas
Christmas & Halloween confuse programmers. DEC 25, OCT 31
Christmas Carol with a K?
Christmas Chopin time . . . make a Liszt
Christmas Chopin time.  Make a Lizt.
Christmas Eve. "Bozego Narodzenie." - Polish Christmas
Christmas For Baldies  - By Yule Brynner
Christmas Movies in Times Square: Babes in Boyland
Christmas Movies in Times Square: Crisco Kringle
Christmas Movies in Times Square: Hot Buttered Elves
Christmas Movies in Times Square: I'm Not Rudolph; That's Not My Nose
Christmas Movies in Times Square: Ninja Reindeer Killfest '88
Christmas Movies in Times Square: Not-So-Tiny Tim
Christmas Movies in Times Square: Santa Goes 'Round-the-World
Christmas Movies in Times Square: Santa's Magic Lap
Christmas Movies in Times Square: The Nutcracker Swede
Christmas Movies in Times Square: Yes, Yes, Oh God Yes, Virginia
Christmas Shopping At The Local Toxic Waste Disposal Site
Christmas Shopping for 23:26:18O@? Buy a Tribble!
Christmas Shopping for @F? Buy a Tribble!
Christmas Shopping for Corrina? Buy a Tribble!
Christmas Shopping for MatthewN@? Buy a Tribble!
Christmas Shopping for Orville? Buy a Tribble!
Christmas Shopping for Worf?  Buy him a Tribble!
Christmas Shopping for her? Buy a Tribble!
Christmas Wish List: A box of Smurfs and a *big* mallet
Christmas and Halloween can be confusing: OCT 31 and DEC 25
Christmas and Halloween confuse programmers: DEC 25, OCT 31
Christmas are pulling a '57
Christmas canceled - Joseph confessed
Christmas comes but once a year - Thank God I'm not christman!!!
Christmas comes more than I do.
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough.
Christmas dieting? No way ! Carrot sticks are for Rudolph!
Christmas for Baldies:  by Yule Brynner
Christmas greeting "@S," said @N, as he evicted the aged widow on
Christmas greeting "Bozego Narodzenie." -Polish Christmas
Christmas has been canceled in the US. Santa got Audited by the IRS
Christmas has gotten too commercial
Christmas is Christ's revenge for the crucifixion. -- Unknown
Christmas is a time for remembering. Just 3 more months 'til spring break
Christmas is a time of joy, for every little (and big) girl or boy
Christmas is a-coming, and the geese are getting fat
Christmas is not a date. It is a state of mind.
Christmas is so Republican. - Binkley
Christmas is the promise and Easter is the proof!
Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind. Edmund Gwenn
Christmas isn't over till the FAT man eat's your cookies!
Christmas just gets less and less merry each year.  - Dad
Christmas list. URA Redneck if: Your Cmas cards include a Xerox copy of
Christmas on other planets, when Mondovideo continues
Christmas or nayah saal mubarak --Urdu/Pakistan Christmas
Christmas returns with deadening certainty in almost every detail.
Christmas shopping for Dan Cerman? Buy a tribble!
Christmas tag sale. Handmade gifts for the hard to find person
Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find
Christmas time is here by golly, disapproval would be folly
Christmas time is here to stay - so they say!
Christmas time! Free your mind! --Crow and Tom sing
Christmas trees and priests: their balls are just for decoration.
Christmas trees: kill a tree for Jesus today!
Christmas tune:  "Chipmunks roasting on an open fire"
Christmas tune:  "I Came Upon a Road Kill Deer."
Christmas tune:  "Wreck the malls with cows on Harleys."
Christmas would be nicer if elves assembled ALL the toys.
Christmas!  Yule love it!
Christmas! Errymay ristmaschay andway appyhay ewnay earyay. -Pig Latin
Christmas. 'Ave a bonza Christy an' a beaut New Year, mate!
Christmas. Frohliche Weihnachten und ein gluckliches Neues Jahr
Christmas. Ghosts at a Cmas party? Well, DEC 25 = OCT 31!
Christmas...time of goodwill to all *men*. So get me a beer, Susan! ;)
Christmas: If you don't give, you don't get it.
Christmas: The time of year when people sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of their socks
Christmas: kill a tree for Jesus!
Christmas: kill a tree for Jesus!
Christmas? I want to see the list of naughty girls!
Christmasochism: Shopping on Dec. 23.
Christmastime: Wreck the malls with cows on Harleys
Christopher H. Smith, Congressman (N.J.), was an Eagle Scout.
Christopher Reeve won a HUGO?
Christopher Robbins was a twit.  Pooh
Christopher Robin Hood steals from the rich and gives to the Pooh.
Christopher Robin is really @F in disguise - Pooh
Christopher Robin of Borg: "You sit here and assimilate Piglet, Pooh."
Christopher Robin was a twit. - Pooh.
Christopher Tolkein does it for the money.
Chro!  Matic!  Death!  Uhhh!
Chromatic Scale - An instrument for weighing that indicates half-pounds
Chromatographers give you multiple peaks!
Chrome wasn't built in a day -'The Bullwinkle Show'
Chronesia - The tendency to not know the time after checking.
Chronesia - The tendency to not know the time when asked,
Chronesia - The tendency to not know the time when asked, after checking
Chronic illegal parkers suffer from parking zones disease
Chronic insomnia. I think it's hormonal. - Bashir
Chronosynclasticinfendibulum - Not your fathers MSG
Chruff - The line of grease on your leg after dismounting a bicycle.
Chrysalis? Oh no! Looks like someone's fed Delenn after midnight!
Chrysler's New Presidential Model - Dodge Drafter
Chrysler: Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Chrysler: Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
Chrystone (crystone)  The operator is *thouroughly* bored now
Chthulu loves you...on a Ritz cracker.
Chthulu loves you...on a sesame bun
Chthulu loves you...with a tossed salad and white wine.
Chthulu loves you...with an apple in your mouth
Chthulu makes the Four Horsemen look like wimps.
Chtulhu loves you with a tossed salad and white wine
Chtulhu now co-moderates this conference
Chu descendu dans mon jardin! J'aime ca quand ca grouille!
Chu'c mu+`ng Gia'ng Sinh va` na(m mo+'i -Vietnamese Christmas
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck you, Farley. You and your whole famn damily can go buck a fuffalo!
Chuck you, Farley. You and your whole famn damily can go buck a fuffalo!
Chuck's Chili&lt;tm&gt;:  Gourmet roadkill with beans.
Chuck's chili&lt;tm&gt;:Breakfast of...Nah, NOTHING could live through that.
Chuck, it's because of physics-- Tom Servo
Chuck: And that would be an X-file in itself
Chuck: But with this special software which... I designed
Chuck: We can detect hidden 'information.'
Chugging down coffee when I shoulda been sleeping.
Chum, maneuver 11-Z! - The Tick to Arthur
Chung-Chou Chen sucks cock, Tom crowed
Chunga say: LIVE FOR FREE
Chunky guys attract people - Tom
Chupar sangre es placer de vampiros.
Church and Religion are NOT the same thing
Church and Religon are *not* the same thing
Church guards must mind there keys and pews!
Church members are often weakened by too much weekend
Church of @F: The Cult of The Sub-genius
Church of Craig: The Cult of The Sub-genius
Church of England         Excrement transpires
Church of Orville: The Cult of The Sub-genius.
Church of Scientology
Church of the Sub-Genius  Well, sh*t, Bob!
Church parking only:  Trespassers will NOT be forgiven.
Church! "Witches Parking Space: Offenders will be toad"
Churches are automatically political organizations
Churches will all the answers don't allow questi
Churches, where souls are lifted, are empty. But beauty parlors where faces are lifted, are packed
Churchill's commentary on man: Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on
Churning from the visitation that colors my imagination
Churters - Grill marks on a wiener
Chutzpah is going to the psychiatrist because of a split personality, and asking for a group rate.
Chutzpah: "Does your BBS take collect calls?"
Chutzpah: asking if a bbs takes collect calls.
Ci4  Ci4  Ci4 TIE fighter attack !  Ci4  Ci4  Ci4
Ciao .. Adieu .. Hasta luego .. Goodbye .. Aloha
Ciao .. Adieu .. Hasta luego .. Goodbye .. Aloha .. So long Pardner!
Ciao!                                        Bill
Ciao, America! - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Ciao, America! -- Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
Ciao, America! -- Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Ciao, rompiscatole !
Ciao, stupidotto !
Ciao-a-bunga!
Ciborga! Third of Five! Bum-te-bump bump! --Trashcan of Borg
Cigadent - Any accident involving a cigarette.
Cigar is just a cigar.
Cigarette - The dumbass markers of society
Cigarette = Cancer Stick
Cigarette smokers suck.
Cigarette, n.:	A fire at one end and a fool at the other
Cigarette, n.: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between
Cigarette?  No thanks, I'm not into suicide.
Cigarette?  No? - The Mask
Cigarettes are harmless.  The LIGHTERS, on the other hand, are a problem
Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs
Cigarettes don't kill people. Matches do
Cigarettes, killers that travel in packs.
Cigarettes: Money to burn.
Cim brod potone proglasimo ga za podmornicu
Cinco de Mayo = victory of Mexicans over French in 1862. Big deal, everyone's defeated the French!
Cindarella's Godmother was a fairy.
Cinderella Complex: Women who yearn to be taken care of.
Cinderella DOS: "Mouse driver not found - pumpkin halted
Cinderella is the idol of female Capricorns everywhere!
Cinderella married for money.
Cinderella's Godmother was a fairy.
Cinderella, when the prince came. -Tamarian fairy tale
Cindy & Riker...at the Donut Shoppe
Cindy Crawford and a stick of butter, please
Cindy Crawford in training bra generates OUT OF STACK SPACE
Cindy Crawford licked honey off his chest
Cindy light gesucht !
Cindy, Claudia svp que des messages en private!
Cindy, your fairy godmother couldn't make it. I'm your fairy godfather
Cinemax, Dark Man 2: The Return of Durant, June 1995
Cinemuck - The popcorn/soda/candy melted all over the the
Cinemuck - The popcorn/soda/candy melted all over the the
Cinemuck, n.: The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
Cinemuck:  Popcorn, soda, and candy that covers the floors of movie theaters.
Cineslouch - The position one adopts during a shock/horror scene
Cintons Angry if shots are coming from the White house this time.
Cinzano in corpore sano !
Ciola: Chica, what are you doing tonight?
Ciola: I have a police scanner in my truck.  It comes in handy
Ciola: I'm an Indian, Agent Scully.  I'm not a savage
Ciola: That's a stupid question, chica.  Do you want a stupid answer?
Cioncidence is Majick in Disguise
Circle Perimiter - By Sir Cumference
Circle not found: (A)bort (R)ecast (F)ail?
Circle number 321 on reader service card
Circle of Protection Black, meet three Glooms
Circle:  A line that meets its other end without ending.
Circuit ---/\/\/\/\/\/\/---//---&gt;&gt;&gt; |=|
Circuit ---/\/\/\/\/\/\/---//---&gt;&gt;&gt; |=| &lt;&lt;&lt; ( /^^^O^^^\ )
Circuit Analysis - By E. E. Major
Circuit designers DO IT with wires.
Circuit designers have a very low rise time.
Circuit designers offer VLSI. ( Very Long Sexual Intercourse)
CircuitNet, the MAIL of the future, here now!
CircuitNet... not just a job, An ADVENTURE!
Circuity is to be avoided
Circular Def: see Definition, Circular
Circular Definition - See Definition, Circular.
Circular Definition: see Circular Definition
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Circular logic is self-validating. Therefore, it is correct
Circular logic will only get you dizzy.
Circular logic will only make you dizzy, Doctor.
Circular see Definition, Circular
Circumcise a hillbilly - kick his sister in the chin!
Circumcision is nothing but a rip-off,,,
Circumcision: (V) Pruning the family tree
Circumcision: (V) Pruning the family tree
Circumcision?!? Oh my god! I thought he said castration!
Circumsize Clinton.  Kick his sister in the chin.
Circumsize Hillary; kick Bill in the chin?
Circumsize the President, Kick Bill in the chin!
Circumstances are beyond control of man; but conduct is in his power.
Circumstances can force your hand, so think ahead! - Heinlein
Circumstances can force your hand.  So think ahead! - Lazarus Long
Circumstances rule men, not the reverse.        Herodotus
Circumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances. -- Herodotus
Circumstances?  I make circumstances! -- Napoleon
Circumvent - n., the  opening in the front of boxer shorts
Circumvent the dominant paradigm : be a submissive - Cyberpuck
Circumventiums - 586s which use software patches to fix FDIV bug.
Circus Bear is fuzzy
Circus comes to town
Circus ladies as my pall bearers - Tom plans his funeral
Circus riders DO IT bare back
Circus riders do it bare back.
Circuts scream-Authority-Mankind heedsMachines.
Cirrus Logic - The Need for (cheap) SPEED!
Cisco Kid, he was a friend of mine
Citajte pazljivo, ovo pisem samo jedanput.
Citanje kvari vid. Dobro vide samo ne pismeni.
Citation for slow BBS'ing:  Going 1200 in an HST lane
Citation for slow BBSing:  Going v.32bis in a v.FC lane
Citation for slow Modeming: Going 2400 in an HST lane.
Citation: The Mark Of A Leader
Citavog zivota odvajam od usta da bih ulagao u stomak.
Cities names like: Beaver Creek, PA
Cities names like: Big Beaver, PA
Cities names like: Fort Deposit, AL
Cities names like: French Lick, IN
Cities names like: Intercourse, PA
Cities names like: Licking, MO
Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night.
Cities:  places you go to NOT do things
Citing you for poor taste. The *TagSquad*.
Citing you for poor taste. The Tagline Police.
Citizens Prepared to Respond, CPR
Citizens are helpless while the crooks are walking tall!
Citizens flashing guns are dangerous to the community
Citizens owning guns are governed; all others are ruled
Citizenship carries with it Responsibility to our Country
Citizenship has its priviledges and RESPONSIBILITIES
Citroen: Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nuts
Citrucel: Tang with a BANG!
City Abortion Clinic - You make 'em, we scrape 'em
City Baby Attacked by Rats.
City Crematory - You kill 'em, we grill 'em
City Increasing Speed Limit To Slow Down Drivers
City Morge:  "Tou kill 'em...We Chill 'em."
City Morgue - you stab 'em, we slab 'em.
City Morgue--you kill 'em, we chill 'em; you stab 'em, we slab 'em!
City Morgue-U kill 'm, we chill 'm/U stab 'm we slab 'm!
City Morgue: You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
City Morgue? But I dialed 911!
City Planners do it with their eyes shut.
City Prostitution Dept.  You lust 'em, we bust 'em
City Waterworks - which drip do you want?
City abortion clinic - no fetus can beat us!
City guard again Finieous?! -- Fred
City life:  Millions of people being lonely together
City names like: Balls Ferry, CA.
City names like: Beaver Creek, PA.
City names like: Big Beaver, PA.
City names like: Fort Deposit, AL.
City names like: French Lick, IN.
City names like: Intercourse, PA.
City names like: Licking, MO.
City of justice. City of love. City of peace, for everyone of us
City policemen sitting pretty little policemen all in a row, see how
City street repairmen DO IT with three supervisors watching.
City!  On!  Fire! -- Tom Servo
City!!! On!!! Fire!!!  - Tom screams during titles
City, it is I, your designated defender! Show me where it hurts! -Tick
Civil Engineers do it by reinforcing it.
Civil Service Maxim:  The pension is mightier than the sword
Civil War Firearms - By Captain Ball
Civil War is an oxymoron
Civil War. There's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one
Civil War:  A true oxymoron if I've ever heard one." -- Carlin
Civil debate with a Liberal is a figment of the imagination.
Civil disobediance knows no cause
Civil engineer
Civil engineers DO IT in the dirt.
Civil engineers DO IT in the soil
Civil engineers DO IT with an erection.
Civil engineers DO IT with their bridges (britches) up
Civil engineers do it behind schedule
Civil engineers do it in the dirt.
Civil engineers do it with an erection.
Civil engineers don't just DO IT, they give a dam.
Civil libertarian
Civil servant
Civil servant is semantically equal to civil master.  L. Long
Civil servants are neither civil nor servile.
Civil war
Civil wars aren't
Civilian, Single, and Loving it!
Civilians.  -  Lt. Cm. Susan Ivanova
Civilians. - Susan Ivanova
Civility costs nothing and buys everything.--Lady Montagu
Civilization - biggest syntax error in history!
Civilization Law #1: Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations one can do without thinking about them
Civilization and profits go hand in hand. -- Calvin Coolidge
Civilization as we know it is at an end!  RoboCop
Civilization began in this little pile of goo!  Q, StarTrek
Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice. --Will Durant
Civilization has always depended on courtesy rather than truth.
Civilization is a Race between Education and Catastrophe!
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities. - Mark Twain
Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men
Civilization is a movement, it is a voyage not a harbor.
Civilization is a movement, not a condition; it is a voyage, not a harbour. -- Toynbee
Civilization is a process, not a state
Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe.
Civilization is a voyage not a harbor.
Civilization is defined by the presence of cats
Civilization is fun!  Anyway, it keeps me busy!!
Civilization is not a burden. It is an opportunity.	Alexander Meiklejohn
Civilization is nothing more than an efficient sewer system.
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta. --Brian Aldiss 
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta. --Brian Aldiss 
Civilization is the lamb's skin in which barbarism masquerades.
Civilization is the lamb's skin in which barbarism masquerades.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities. -- Mark Twain
Civilization is the most fragile economy of all. - Frank Olynyk
Civilization is the order and freedom promoting cultural activity.
Civilization is the process of setting man free from men
Civilization is the progress toward a society of privacy.
Civilization is the story of the law!
Civilization makes it possible for you to live off other persons instead of off the land.
Civilization's taught us to eat w/a fork but even now if nobody's round we use our fingersWillRoger
Civilization's taught us to eat w/a fork but even now if nobody's round we use our fingersWillRoger
Civilization...from caveman to king in only 2500 years.
Civilization: Biggest syntax error in history!
Civilize me! -Rush
Civilized man longs for the illusion of barbarism
Civilized people can talk about anything. - Clive Bell
Civilized people don't need a government.
Civilized people don't need a government. So we have one.
Civilized people need love for full sexual satisfaction.
Cixelsid s'lleh eht tahw?
Claiming mental bankruptcy is always an easy option.
Claire - Who was that with the strange ... head
Claire, you're a woman, right?    What gave it away, George?  SEINFELD
Claire: Are you the local shrink?
Claire: That's in Jersey
Clairvoyance: the next best thing to being there
Clairvoyant meeting canceled due to unforeseen event
Clairvoyants convention cancelled due to unforseen circumstances.
Clammy! Clammy! Clammy! - Dr. F & Frank argue
Clamp that artery.  It's bleeding against orders. -- Trapper
Clamp, 2, 3, 4, Sponge, 2, 3, 4. -- Hawkeye
Clan Brujah.... And proud of it
Clan Gangrel : Clan Bow-wow
Clan Gangrel : Clan Fuzzy-wuzzy
Clan Gangrel : Dont pet them and "Nice doggy!"
Clan MacPherson: Touch not the cat bot a glove
Clan Malkav : Hopelessly completly insane :)
Clan Malkav : Malkavian dont exist!
Clan Malkav : Revolt against reality. Waita minute. Reality doesnt exist!
Clan Ventrue : CLan Constipation
Clang! Clang! Bring out your dead!
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's Silver Hammer made sure she was dead.
Clank, Rattle, clunk. "I am the Moderator of echos past!
Clanless and lawless and hearthless is he. - Homer
Clap ON &lt;clap clap&gt; Clap OFF &lt;clap clap&gt; &0j3%@`d*v#% NO CARRIER
Clap ON&lt;*clap clap*&gt;Clap OFF&lt;*clap clap*&gt; NO CARRIER
Clap On (clap clap), Clap Off (clap clap) %$#@!*^%$ NO CARRIER
Clap On *CLAP* *CLAP* Clap Off *CLAP* *CL*$*(@)F{]/~` NO
Clap On(Wheee)... Clap Off(Thump) - Melora with Clapper
Clap On(clap clap),Clap Off(clap cla*+ +*I NO CARRIER
Clap off!
Clap on  (CLAP!CLAP!)  Clap off (CLA &gt;&{R@*...NO  CARRIER
Clap on &lt;&lt;CLAP CLAP&gt;&gt;, Clap off &lt;&lt;CLAP CLAP&gt;&gt;#@%%*&@ NO C
Clap on &lt;CLAP&gt; &lt;CLAP&gt; Clap off &lt;CLAP&gt; &lt;CLA}/   NO C
Clap on &lt;CLAP,CLAP&gt; Clap off &lt;CLAP,CLAP&gt; &*#%!@&gt;&.. NO CARRIER
Clap on &lt;clap clap&gt; Clap off &lt;clap clap&gt; +NO CARRIER
Clap on (CLAP CLAP) Clap off (CLA8**@#%NO CARRIER &lt;oops&gt;
Clap on (CLAP! CLAP!) Clap off (CLAP! CL*...NO CARRIER
Clap on (clap clap)!  Clap off(clap clap)!  #%^$@NO CARRIER
Clap on (clap clap), clap off (clap clap) # NO CARRIER
Clap on (clap clap). clap off (clap)%#^$)_*$%NO CARRIER
Clap on (clap!Clap!) Clap off (Clap!)...NO CARRIER
Clap on (clap, clap)..clap off (clap,^&6^%$*&!#NO CARRIER
Clap on -Clap- -Clap-, Clap off -Clap- ****%*$#%@NO CARRIER
Clap on Clap off
Clap on!  &lt;clap clap&gt;  Clap off!  &lt;clap cla~~%&=NO CARRIER
Clap on!  &lt;clap clap&gt; Clap off!  &lt;clap clap&gt; ~2v2h~#bu4bN
Clap on!  &lt;clap clap&lt;  Clap off!  &lt;clap cla~~%&=NO CARRIER
Clap on! &lt;CLAP CLAP&gt; Clap Off! &lt;CLAP CLA lli$ 2@f f*NO CARRIER
Clap on! &lt;CLAP CLAP&gt; Clap Off! &lt;CLAP CLA~a# NO CARRIER
Clap on! &lt;clap clap Clap off! &lt;clap cla~~%{{ NO CARRIER
Clap on! &lt;clap clap&gt; Clap off! &lt;clap@#v&lt;NO CARRIER            -dSXY bTY
Clap on! (clap clap) Clap off! (clap cla+xe&gt;4NO CARRIER
Clap on! (clap, clap) Clap off! (clap, cl*%)!(`NO CARRIER
Clap on! (clap, clap) Clap off! (clap@#&$NO CARRIER
Clap on! *CLAP CLAP* Clap off! *CLAP C$#@#$%$#%NO CARRIER
Clap on! , Clap off! clap@#&$NO CARRIER
Clap on! Clap off! Clap on, clap off show's over. - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Clap on! clap clap Clap off! clap@#vNO CARRIER
Clap on, (clap clap).  Clap off, (clap). #%*!$  NO CARRIER
Clap on, clap off... NO WAIT!   NO CARRIER
Clap on, clap off... no wait! +#oTe+NO CARRIER
Clap on, clap off... show's over. - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Clap on,&lt;clap&gt;Clap off&lt;clap&gt; NO CARRIER
Clap on. Clap off! Clap on. Clap off! Clap on...the show's over
Clap onClap off...
Clap! Let him know you care! Come on! Clap! Ah, come on! - Cosgrove
Clap, clap, the show is over.
Clapton is GOD.
Clapton is GOD.
Clara Barton Hooks hits the waterfront - Tom
Claravoiant meeting canceled due to unforseen events.
Clarence Campbell's mother: " What're they going to do, riot?"
Clarence Thomas will NEVER be "over-the-Hill"
Clarence Thomas: Crybaby of the US Supreme Court.
Claret is for boys; port, for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy. - Samuel Johnson
Clarify my position?  But it would only confuse things!
Clarinetists squeak when they DO IT.
Clarinets DO IT by sucking and blowing.
Clarinets squeak when they DO IT.
Clarity of mind helps in decision making
Clarity of thought does not excludes charity.
Clark Kent is a cross dresser.
Clark Kent is a transvestite.
Clark Kent is always a Superuser.
Clark Kent is who I am.  Superman is what I DO
Clark is a very smart guy. - Superman
Clark to the left, Solomon to the right..oops wrong year!
Clarke
Clarke Development - making yesterday's BBS tomorrow!
Clarke's Conclusion:  Never let your sense of morals interfere with doing the right thing
Clarke's Third Law: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
Clarvoiant meeting canceled due to unforseen events.
Class Dismissed! - Dean Douglas
Class I like : Public Sex 101
Class I like : Public Sex { \
Class I like : pub--==&lt;&lt;&lt; Continued next message &gt;&gt;&gt;==--
Class I like : public Sex
Class Warfare: Any attempt to raise the minimum wage.
Class Warfare: Clinton's economic policy.
Class Warfare: Clinton's economic policy.
Class envy is a one way street
Class of 2112!
Class warfare is foolish because the poor always lose.
Class, that's the only thing that counts in life.  Class. Without class and style, a man's a bum; he might as well be dead. -- "Bugsy" Siegel
Class, today we will learn how to edit previous quotes.
Class, today we will learn how to quote from messages.
Class: when they're running you out of town, to look like you're leading the parade.  -- Bill Battie
Classes NOW Forming! BIG demand for Petroleum Transfer Engineers
Classes in temporal physics will start yesterday.
Classic - a book which people praise and don't read.
Classic Capt. Kirk chop. Known as the "Pork" chop -Crow
Classic Groceries: Chopin Liszt
Classic Misnomer:  People's Republic of China
Classic Oxymoron:  Black Light
Classic Oxymoron:  Conventional Wisdom
Classic Oxymoron:  My Humble Opinion
Classic Oxymoron:  Right-Wing Communist
Classic Oxymoron: Valueless Educatiuon
Classic Rock = 24 hour Oldies
Classic Rock'n'Roll      =      Top Thirtysomething
Classic case of boy meets girl..Moving in the same direction - Amy
Classic oxymoron:  Common sense.
Classic rock & roll
Classic trekkies DO IT with pointy ears!
Classic. A book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain
Classic: A book which people praise and don't read.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn in
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. -- Kin Hubbard, "Abe Martin's Sayings"
Classical music was written by famous dead foreigners.
Classically speaking, all musicians end up baroque.
Classics remain classics!
Classified Ads: The Final Frontier.
Classified Recipe: Please Enter Password:_ _ Clove captioned for the ham
Classified Recipe: Please Enter Password:_ _ _ _ _
Classified Tag Line - Please Enter Password:
Classified Tagline:  Please enter your password: _
Classified ad: "Roommate needed. Man or woman preferred."
Classified ad: For Sale: Man's suit, perfect fit
Classified ad: Roommate needed. Man or woman preferred.
Classified material requires proper storage.
Classified tagline.  Please enter password._
Classified. Roswell, NM. Crater found of crashed sled
Clatu,  Barratus,  Nicto
Claude? Vivian? - Tom groggily
Claudia Schiffer Scratch and Sniff-&gt; _____________
Claudia Schiffer, we salute you!   SCHWING!
Claudia Schiffer, we salute you!   SCHWING!! --Wayne & Garth
Claudia, you've been a VERY, VERY naughty little girl. - Lestat
Claustrophobia:  Fear of Santa.
Claustrophobia: The fear of Santa Claus
Claustrophobia: fear of white-bearded men in red suits
Clawed Balls, ladies & gentlemen! - Tom on lion attack
Claws and beaks. The tools with which to build a superior world
Claws! The only way to eat olives.  Garfield
Clawson City, MI: It's illegal to sleep with chickens.
Clay looks better in a sweater washed in Woolite - Frank
Clay!  I didn't mean to make you undead! -- TV's Frank
Clay!  There are girls here!  Actual girls! -- TV's Frank
Clay!  Where are your fine washables? -- TV's Frank
Clay! There are girls here! Actual girls! - TV's Frank
Clay! Where are your fine washables? - Frank
Clay's Conclusion:   Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster
Clay's Law: Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
Clay, I didn't mean to make you undead - TV's Frank
Clay, have you seen my X-Men #354? - TV's Frank
Clay, it's for you - Frank on phone call
Clay? Clay?! CLAY!? - Frank to Dr. Forrester
Clean House! Kick the bums out of Congress!!!
Clean a car's engine thoroughly by putting a Changeling in your tank
Clean desk = Sick mind. My mind is well. How's yours??
Clean dirt
Clean hack
Clean houses make giddy housekeepers.     -Irish proverb
Clean it up. Now. Quark
Clean mind or clean body?  Take your pick!
Clean mind, Clean body. (take your choice!)
Clean mind, clean body - take ==========================================================================
Clean mind, clean body - take your pick.
Clean miss, sir. Chekov
Clean room. Apparently you do not refer to my room.
Clean shirt, new shoes, & I dunno what I am gonna do. -ZZ Top
Clean the environment -- Recycle your husband
Clean the environment -- Recycle your wife
Clean unoffensive tag lines for all
Clean unoffensive taglines for all. Boring, isn't it?
Clean up the NET...Curb your DOS !
Clean up your hard disk.  Del *.*
Clean your finger before you point at my spots. (Franklin)
Clean your room!
Clean your screen! I can't see out!
Clean, dependable, hard working... Good god, what kind of monster have I become!?!
Clean, hard working, dependable..AARGH! I've become a monster!
Clean? Safe sex means never having to say "You've got WHAT?!?" Safe sex me
Cleaned desk and found key board. Now I can answer E-Mail
Cleaned your teeth this morning @F ??
Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get
Cleaning up the environment begins with your room
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. -- Phyllis Diller
Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. -- P.J. O'Rourke
Cleanliness is next to "clean-limbed," in the dict
Cleanliness is next to clean-limbed, according to Webster's.
Cleanliness is next to clean-limbed, in the dictionary.
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
Cleanliness is next to soap and water.
Cleanliness is the first rule of courtesy. --Proletarius
Cleanse and purify!
Cleanup crew to Ops. Bring a mop - and a very large bucket. - Sisko
Cleanup's a breeze thanks to wind demon - Crow
Clear as mud
Clear conscience  - Translation: bad memory
Clear conscience = Bad memory
Clear conscience never fears midnight knocking.  -  Chinese Proverb
Clear cutting prevents forest fires
Clear enough?  I read that as a 5 tagline minimum.  After all, this IS the
Clear off, or I'll set the cats on you.
Clear soda, clear beer... how about some clear water?
Clear the Cargo Bay, Scotty's beaming up
Clear the laundromat!!  This whirl-o-matic just had a nuclear meltdown!!
Clear the neutron blasters for firing!
Clear the way now! - Odo
Clear the way, get out of the corridor, let them through! - Odo
Clear thought, clear obscured
Clear vision of tomorrow comes after a look at yesterday
Clear your mind of everything in it . . . if there's anything there
Clear your mind...if there's anything there...--Odo
Clear your throat... drink draino
Clear-cut a virgin forest so people could make out -Tom/#606
Clear? --Holly. No. --Lister. Tough. --Holly.
Clearance: Price you NEVER see for charts and supplies
Cleared as filed... you _have_ read the flight plan, haven't you??
Cleared by U.S. Pentagon Censors
Cleared by US-Government!
Cleared by military censors
Cleared for taxi!  I can't find the keys for this plane
Clearly confused
Clearly defining the areas of doubt and uncertainty.
Clearly misunderstood
Clearly superior to this piece of junk - Crow on movie
Clearly, this man's stairs do not reach the attic! -Ben Horne
Clearly, you people are having too much fun.
Cleavage has its advantages
Cleavage inspectors know happiness.
Cleavage: The sight one sees when a large repair man bends over.
Cleavage: something you can approve of and look down on also!
Clementine - By Omar Darling
Cleopatra dead with Gorn's Serpent
Cleopatra lived and loved on denial.
Cleopatra's nose, had it been shorter, the whole aspect of the world would have
Cleopatra's nose, had it been shorter, the whole aspect of the world would have been changed. - Blaise Pascal
Cleopatra: How did these f***ing snakes get on my tits!
Clepto-Bismol: For shoplifters on the run
Clergyman's daughter, but you couldn't put anything pastor
Cleric, heal us! No! I'm evil, remember? So SUFFER! HAHAHAA
Clerical errors ought not to hurt
Clerics DO IT religiously
Clerics Do It On Their Knees.
Clerics do it religiously
Clerics do it with a hammer.
Clerics do it with their gods.
Clerks DO IT in cubicles
Clerks do it in cubicles.
Clevelage - The sight one see when a large repair man bends over.
Cleveland still lives.  God MUST be dead
Cleveland still lives.  God ____....must be dead.
Cleveland, OH:  Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.
Cleveland:  Where the weak are killed and eaten
Cleveland: Where their last tornado did six million dollars worth of improvements
Cleveland?  Yes, I spent a week there one day.
Clever Replies - By F. U. Two
Clever as going to the toilet without taking your trousers down
Clever captioned for the witty impaired
Clever father, clever daughter; clever mother, clever son
Clever is as clever does, toots. - Aahz
Clever is getting out alive.
Clever lad.  Charming story. -- Garek
Clever.  Hardly original, but clever. -- Garak
Cleverly  Disguised  As  A  Responsible  And  Sane Adult!
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult between 2:00 AM-3:00 AM.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Cleverness is serviceable for everything but sufficient f
Cliche update:  I can read him like an open file.
Cliche: the sound a French door makes when closing.
Cliches are bean-bag chairs for the mind. - Cornwell
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Clicking Ruby slippers together: "There's no place like Michael's Crafts"
ClientSez: OK, I have a C: backsplash
Clients who pay the least complain the most
Cliff Clavin lives!!!!
Clifford the Big Dog Accidently Eats his Masters and is Put to Sleep.
Clifton C. Garvin, Jr., C.of B. (Exxon), was an Eagle Scout.
Climate is what we expect.  Weather id what we get
Climate is what we expect.  Weather is what we get.  L. Long
Climate is what we expect.  Weather is what we get. - Heinlein
Climate is what we expect.  Weather is what we get. - Lazarus Long
Climate is what we expect.  Weather is what we get. -R. Heinlein
Climate is what we expect; weather is what we get.
Climate is what you expect.  Weather is what you get.
Climate.         The best thing to do with a ladder.
Climb a tower, See the World!
Climb a urine-stained rope!
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds & you're gone. - Beatles!
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds. - Beatles
Climb into the 50 ft. Ann Margaret - Mike
Climb into the 50 ft. Ann Margaret-- Mike Nelson
Climb up real high now fall down real far
Climb your way to the top, that's why the drapes are there. - A Cat
Climbed up real high, now fall down real hard - NIN
Climbers DO IT on a high.
Climbers DO IT up thin cracks.
Climbers DO IT with their friends.
Climbing my family tree is fun
Climbing my family tree is fun...even gathering a nut or two.
Climbing my family tree was fun until the nuts appeared!
Clinanon, a 12 Step program for Clinton Cultists.
Cline: So what do they say about the entrails?
Cling tightly to your ethics...up til you hear your price
Clinging onto life by the skin o' my teeth!
Clinging to sanity by a thread. Hand me those scissors
Clingon society for the promotion of cruelty to Tribbles.
Clinical studies show that there are no answers
Clink. That was just my $. being thrown in
Clinocchio
Clint Far-Eastwood - Joel on Japanese hero
Clint Far-Eastwood-- Joel Robinson
Clint Howard! - Crow on wind demon
Clintax is nothing more than legalized extortion!
Clintax/Bore; Gone in 4!
Clintolingus: Clinton's tongue in the fold of your wallet
Clinton         Caught Lieing In Nine Times Out of Nine
Clinton         Compulsive Liar In Nations Top Office Now
Clinton  On  The  Sax!  America  Sings  The  Blues
Clinton "Doggie style": He sits up and begs; she plays dead.
Clinton & Butt-head: "Let's tax something!"  "Huh huh.  T
Clinton & Butt-head: "Let's tax something!"  "Huh huh.  That'd be cool."
Clinton & Butt-head: "Let's tax something!"  "Huh huh."
Clinton & Butt-head: "Let's tax something!" "Huhuhuh...that'd be cool"
Clinton & Co: Untapped revenue source.
Clinton & Congress: The Best Politics PAC Money Can Buy!
Clinton & Gore, Gone in 4! YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!
Clinton & Gore: Wrong Team; Wrong Time; Wrong for America
Clinton & Haiti is like a student's 1st solo... in a 747
Clinton & Lewinsky, the perfect couple: he didn't inhale and she didn't swallow!
Clinton '92:  He'll do to you as he's done to others!
Clinton '92:  He'll do to you as he's done to others!
Clinton (Mac) LaRue
Clinton (n) see also gay loving, draft dodging, pot smoki
Clinton (n) see also gay loving, draft dodging, pot smoking, womanizer
Clinton *is* helping the economy:  Rope sales are up!
Clinton *is* helping the economy: Gun & ammo sales are UP!
Clinton *knows* how we feel. He doesn't care, but he *kno
Clinton *tried* to enlist, but there's no AFSC for clown
Clinton - "America's Going Out Of Business Sale"
Clinton - "Do not ask for whom the tax rises "
Clinton - "East wing? Absolutely no! I need to TELL Bill
Clinton - "Gennifer who?"
Clinton - "Give us more responsibility"
Clinton - "God damn it, you can't do this to me."
Clinton - "I love the smell of Liberalism in the morning.
Clinton - "I never met a government program I didn't like
Clinton - "I won't tax the Middle Class to pay for my programs!"
Clinton - "I'll debate, anytime anyplace ON MY TERMS."
Clinton - "I'm at a disadvantage. I'm an elected official
Clinton - "I've got what it takes to take what you got!"
Clinton - "Sleeping with the Enemy"
Clinton - "The Good Old Days" ...Before Clinton
Clinton - "The Unknown Soldier, better him than me."
Clinton - "There is a perfectly logical explanation."
Clinton - "There's spending, and there's spending."
Clinton - (((((((((Hypocritical)))))))) (((((((((Presiden
Clinton - - Nixon's Honesty and Carter's Majesty.
Clinton - 1st Pres. to announce to the world a bathroom t
Clinton - 57% is less than 43%, Clintonomics rules supreme
Clinton - A member of the NEW communist reform policy
Clinton - A one bit brain with a parity error.
Clinton - A trip through a sewer in a glass bottom boat.
Clinton - After his tax plan, he'll be coming for everything else.
Clinton - All hope abandon, ye who voted for a Communist
Clinton - America held hostage!
Clinton - America's National flower is the IRS tax form!
Clinton - America, your Constitution was just cancelled.
Clinton - American Government running on empty.
Clinton - American and Soviet Liberal's ode to P. T. Barnum
Clinton - Back to taxation without representation.
Clinton - Carter without the teeth.
Clinton - Do not ask for whom the tax rises.
Clinton - Earning a profit in America is now illegal!
Clinton - East wing? Absolutely no! I need to TELL Bill what to do!
Clinton - FIRST Commander-in-Chief who never served.
Clinton - First President to announce to the world a bathroom trip
Clinton - Freedom of speech is now illegal!
Clinton - From a chicken in every pot, to a chicken who s
Clinton - Gardening with the Slickster: From Weeds to Flowers
Clinton - General Sekretary Komrad Hillary
Clinton - Get High, Get Stupid, Buy Clinton Lies  1-800-2-INHALE
Clinton - Get High, Get Stupid, Vote Incumbent 1-800-NU-T
Clinton - Giving "Reality" as a previous address!
Clinton - God darn it, you can't do this to me
Clinton - Gore, OUT in four!
Clinton - He came...He saw...He took it all!!
Clinton - He won; send Candy.  He's already had Flowers!
Clinton - Hillary to Barbara: "OK!  So where is the cemen
Clinton - Hillary: The World's Greatest Authority on heal
Clinton - Hollywood and the Press picked Clinton, The She
Clinton - I am a Liberal, you will be assimilated.
Clinton - I don't blame you for getting rid of him, Arkan
Clinton - I preferred LBJ and his dogs.
Clinton - I suggest an immediate investigation of Clinton
Clinton - I won't tax the Middle Class to pay for my programs!
Clinton - If idiots could fly, Bill Clinton would be a 74
Clinton - If ignorance is blessed, I know some ecstatic p
Clinton - If this is the answer, it was VERY ignorant que
Clinton - Impeach Clinton: and her husband too!
Clinton - Impeach General Sekretary Komrad KlinTAX.
Clinton - Is he the brother Mr. Spock never talks about?
Clinton - Liberal Plan: Totally enslave working Americans
Clinton - Like inbred hillbillies weren't enough!
Clinton - More Communist tax-and-spend at OUR expense.
Clinton - New Liberal Math: Your paycheck minus your payc
Clinton - New Motto: Jimmy Carter was right!
Clinton - No taxation with out representation (null & void)
Clinton - On the cutting edge of America's moral collapse
Clinton - Only Liberals fear an armed citizenry.
Clinton - Only Liberals need new asset forfeiture & seizu
Clinton - President by the votes of American Communists
Clinton - So lowbrow he puts an aspirin in his shoe for a headache
Clinton - Socialism! Coming to a Government near you.
Clinton - Socialist Politicians do it to everyone!
Clinton - Southern Babtist?  Another name for southern co
Clinton - Southern Baptist?  So's Gorby & Castro then!
Clinton - Statehood for DC -- Secession for others.
Clinton - The Bill of Wrongs.
Clinton - The Carter of the 90's
Clinton - The Unknown Soldier, better him than me.
Clinton - The only Democrat to make CARTER look good.
Clinton - We came, we saw, we took it all away.
Clinton - We don't have to be nice, we're liberals.
Clinton - Welcome to hell, I'm your new case worker.
Clinton - What happens if Bart Simpson becomes President.
Clinton - When pro-wrestling is too complicated for you.
Clinton - Your credibility check just bounced!
Clinton - a "good ol' boy" -- he "didn't inhale"
Clinton - first psychoceramic pres -- a real crackpot!
Clinton - looks like Carter, quacks like Carter.
Clinton - or is it Clintoon, maybe it's Clintax - I'll call him Jimmy
Clinton - the Eddie Haskel of Presidents.
Clinton - the lowest common denominator of liberal specia
Clinton - the second term, titled "A Bridge Too Far"
Clinton - two terms. One in the Whitehouse, one in the big house
Clinton -- Carter without the teeth
Clinton -- Carter without the teeth and the guts.
Clinton -- Carter without the teeth.
Clinton -- Jimmy Carter sans teeth, but with Billy Carter belly.
Clinton -- New Dimensions in Theft and Perversion
Clinton -- The Carter of the 90's
Clinton 1040 Tax Form:  How much do you make? _________ S
Clinton 1040EZ Tax Form: 1) Amount earned $_______. 2) Send it in.
Clinton = Carter + Perot  -- Mark Russell
Clinton = WYSAWYG (What You See Ain't What You Get)
Clinton Adm. Poet Laureate & ex-MADAM, Maya Angelou gets 4.3 mil.a yr!
Clinton Administration - Oxy moron
Clinton Administration Scandals are Metastasizing. - G. Gordon Liddy
Clinton Administration--Taxation Without Hesitation
Clinton Administration: Government from Womb to Tomb!
Clinton Administration: Taxation without hesitation
Clinton Airlines Slogan: We love to lie...and it shows
Clinton America:  The New Rodham and Gomorah
Clinton Bashing . . . our newest National Sport!!
Clinton Borg * The economy is irrelevant.
Clinton Borg - Inhaling is irrelevant
Clinton Borg - The economy is irrelevant
Clinton Cafe: Get your pork bellies here or send out for a Big Mac
Clinton Casualty: Get a piece of the Little Rock
Clinton Cheer: 2! 4! 6! 8!  We can sure equivicate!
Clinton Condoms - ONE will screw an entire nation
Clinton Counciling: We feel your pain
Clinton County, OH: It is illegal to lean against a public building.
Clinton Cruise Lines - Taking America for a Ride!
Clinton Current Caligua
Clinton Defense #01: "Hey, I just do what the wife says."
Clinton Defense #02: "I wrote my campaign speech on April 1st!"
Clinton Defense #03: "Were you *really* that gullible?"
Clinton Defense #04: "You took that seriously?"
Clinton Defense #17:  "Aliens ran my campaign while I was with Elvis"
Clinton Defense #18: "You took that seriously? Har har haw haw!!!"
Clinton Defense #1:  "Hey, I just do what the wife says."
Clinton Defense #2:  "I wrote my campaign speech on April 1st!"
Clinton Defense #3:  "Were you *really* that gullible?"
Clinton Defense #4:  "You took that seriously?"
Clinton Dictionary: BARIUM: What to do with Clinton "Suicides"
Clinton Domestic Policy: SLAVERY IS FREEDOM!
Clinton Economic Plan: A fool and your money are soon partners
Clinton Economics:  If 1+2=3 then 4+5=6
Clinton Education Policy: IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH!
Clinton Excuse #23: "That's a misstatement of something I
Clinton Excuse #23: "That's a misstatement of something I never said."
Clinton Fan Club, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, D.C
Clinton Foreign Policy: WAR IS PEACE!
Clinton Health Card - 12 Punches and get a free PIZZA!!
Clinton Health Care Plan:  All medical bills sent to Ross Perot.
Clinton Health Plan: Failure to remain healthy is punishable by death.
Clinton Healthcare Plan -- Borg Destruction Plan #4
Clinton Healthcare Plan, Page 12,750: We are all going to die.
Clinton II: The Liberal Empire Strikes Back.
Clinton III: Brings you Bosnia with even More Blood and Gore
Clinton III: With even More Blood and Gore.
Clinton In Crowd - investigated, indicted, incarcerated or interred
Clinton Inaugural: "I've already raised your taxes."
Clinton MUST be left.  After all, he's never RIGHT!!!
Clinton Math: $20,000 = RICH.
Clinton Math: $250,000 = MILLIONAIRE
Clinton Math: $290b deficit - $500b reduction = $340b
Clinton Math: Don't worry about counting it. We'll take it all from you.
Clinton Medical Dictionary:  CAT SCAN:  Searching for a lost kitty.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: ARTERY: THE STUDY OF PAINTINGS.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: BACTERIA: THE BACK DOOR OF A CAFETERIA.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: BARIUM: WHAT DOCTORS DO WHEN PATIENTS DIE.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: BOWEL: A LETTER LIKE A, E, I, O, OR U
Clinton Medical Dictionary: CAESAREAN SECTION: A NEIGHBORHOOD IN ROME.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: CAT SCAN: SEARCHING FOR KITTY.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: CAUTERIZE: MADE EYE CONTACT WITH HER.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: COLIC: A SHEEP DOG.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: DILATE: TO LIVE LONG.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: ENEMA: NOT A FRIEND.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: G. I. SERIES: SOLDIER BALL GAME.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: GENITAL: NOT A JEW.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: HANG NAIL: COAT HOOK.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: IMPOTENT: DISTINGUISHED, WELL KNOWN.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: LABOR PAIN: GETTING HURT AT WORK.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: MEDICAL STAFF: A DOCTORS CANE.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: MORBID: A HIGHER OFFER.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: NITRATES: CHEAPER THAN DAY RATES.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: NODE: WAS AWARE OF.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: OUTPATIENT: A PERSON WHO FAINTED.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: PAPSMEAR: A FATHERHOOD TEST.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: RECOVERY ROOM: A PLACE TO DO UPHOLSTERY.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: RECTUM: DANG NEAR KILLED EM'.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: SEIZURE: ROMAN EMPEROR.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: TUMOR: MORE THAN ONE.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: URINE: OPPOSITE OF YOUR OUT
Clinton Medical Dictionary: URINE: Opposite of "Your out".
Clinton Medical Dictionary: VARICOSE: NEARBY.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: VEIN: CONCEITED.
Clinton Personal Security Policy: When in doubt, RUB them out!
Clinton Policy: Kill American babies, save Rwandan ones
Clinton Prayer: Yes.  Well, not really.  Maybe
Clinton Program failure:  I still have $3 left.
Clinton Reorganization of American Politics   (CRAP for short)
Clinton Report Card:   Touchy-Feely = A+   Results = F
Clinton Sandwich:   $5 worth of Baloney + $20 tax.
Clinton Sex Ed: Lend a hand...and pull for your school
Clinton Sports: No target shooting, just jogging & Whitewater rafting
Clinton Staff: Rookies that didn't make the cut
Clinton Sucked, but he didn't swallow
Clinton Suicide Hotline: We'll have you out of our misery in no time
Clinton Tax Advisors: Dewey, Screwem and Howe.
Clinton Tax Form: 1) Amount earned $_______. 2) Send it in.
Clinton Tax Infoline: 1-900-SCR-EWME ($100/min)
Clinton The Best Thing That Ever Happened To The G.O.P.
Clinton Underlings: UNDER investigation..indictment..arrest or 6 feet
Clinton Virus - Causes Windoze to actually work as intended
Clinton Virus - Causes your computer's clock to run backwards
Clinton Virus:  Promised to tax dollars =&gt; 200,000 only
Clinton Virus: Automatically debits bank account for Arkansas virus.
Clinton Virus: Causes Windows to actually work as intended
Clinton Virus: Deletes and overwrites the Constitution
Clinton Virus: Supposed to delete bytes =&gt; 200,000 only
Clinton Virus: Turbo Tax raids the Quicken directory
Clinton Virus: computer shuts down and blames BUSH virus
Clinton Wants His Flowers Back, I Want The Republicans
Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Clinton Wins on Budget; But More Lies Ahead - WSJ Headline
Clinton Yr. 1: It only took me a month and isn't the economy great!
Clinton Yr. 2: Rates are rising, but wait `til my policies take effect!
Clinton _is_ helping the economy -- tar, feather & rail sales are up!
Clinton _is_ helping the economy--rope sales are up!
Clinton `92 - Lots of sax and plenty of Gore.
Clinton about Gennifer: I never impaled
Clinton administration: "Sex between the Bushes."
Clinton admitted he's tried necrophilia, but the body was fairly warm
Clinton always takes "gimmes" in golf...just like he does our money!
Clinton and Boznia is like a student's 1st solo...in a 747!!
Clinton and Butt-head: Let's tax something! Huh huh. That
Clinton and Congress: The Best Politics PAC Money Can Buy!
Clinton and Gore - The Beavis and Butthead of politics
Clinton and Gore - Washington's answer to Beavis & Butt-head.
Clinton and Gore - Washington's answer to Ren & Stimpy.
Clinton and Gore - gone in 4
Clinton and Gore and their Doo-Doo Economics
Clinton and Gore dumped in Four!
Clinton and Gore gone in 4!
Clinton and Gore: Beavis and Butthead do DC
Clinton and Gore: Wrong Team; Wrong Time; Wrong for America!
Clinton and Hillary and Al Gore, oh my
Clinton and her husband- Rush Limbaugh
Clinton and truth seldom intersect - B. Novak
Clinton appointees:  Love 'em, leave 'em, and find another
Clinton as President.  Has America reached the bottom of the barrel?
Clinton at a costume ball: a potato over his groin,went as a DICTATOR!
Clinton at a funeral: Laugh...Smile...&lt;Oops, camera!&gt;...Frown...Cry
Clinton at a war memorial - like Castro joining Amnesty International
Clinton at a war memorial is like Castro joining Amnesty Int'l.
Clinton at a war memorial is like David Duke in the NAACP.
Clinton at a war memorial is like Dr. Spock giving corporal punishment.
Clinton at a war memorial is like EarthFirst owning a logging company
Clinton at a war memorial is like EarthFirst! owning a lo
Clinton at a war memorial is like EarthFirst! owning a logging company.
Clinton at a war memorial is like Elders giving elocution lessons
Clinton at a war memorial is like Gloria Steinem chasing men.
Clinton at a war memorial is like Jack Kervorkian doing CPR.
Clinton at a war memorial is like Madonna teaching chastity.
Clinton at a war memorial is like Molly Yard in a swimsuit.
Clinton at a war memorial is like Sinead O'Connor at Burger King.
Clinton at a war memorial-like Algore giving lessons on lively debate
Clinton at a war memorial? Like Chuck Schumer giving shooting lessons.
Clinton at a war memorial? Like Hillary teaching feminine sensitivity
Clinton balances the budget: A snip snip here and a snip
Clinton belongs in a circus.  He's Two Faced freak!
Clinton belongs in a freak show.  He's Two Faced!
Clinton bought NAFTA.  Let's see if he pays up
Clinton bumper sticker:  Quayle is a BOZOE!
Clinton cabinet:  IRS windfall providers.
Clinton can't be _all_ bad...He IS a cat lover!
Clinton can't do it....Let's bring in a MAN !!
Clinton can't even manage a haircut!   Now the economy?
Clinton can't start a trust fund - insufficient trust!
Clinton cleaned up the travel fraud setup left by Bush/Reagan.
Clinton could screw-up an IRON ball!!
Clinton cultists do not believe in miracles, they rely on them.
Clinton daffynition: "New Democrat" - socialist.
Clinton daffynition: "broad-based contributions" - taxes.
Clinton daffynition: "cabinet nominee" - flunkie.
Clinton daffynition: "change" - status quo.
Clinton daffynition: "compassion" - federal handout.
Clinton daffynition: "contributions" - taxes.
Clinton daffynition: "economic stimulus package" - pork barrel.
Clinton daffynition: "fellow citizens" - suckers.
Clinton daffynition: "opportunity" - federal handout.
Clinton daffynition: "promise" - goal.
Clinton daffynition: "rich" - anyone earning over $36,000.
Clinton daffynition: "spending cuts" - decimating the military.
Clinton daffynition: cabinet nominee - flunkie.
Clinton daffynition: change - status quo.
Clinton daffynition: contributions - taxes.
Clinton daffynition: economic stimulus package - pork barrel.
Clinton daffynition: promise - goal.
Clinton daffynition: rich - anyone earning over $36,000.
Clinton decisive? He can't even decide how to color his hair!
Clinton declares confidence in someone and they immediately resign.
Clinton defense #14: Wrote my campaign speech on April 1s
Clinton defense #15: Hey - I just do what the wife says.
Clinton defense #16:  "If I raise taxes it'll be easier to cut `em"!
Clinton defense #17:  Aliens ran my campaign while I was
Clinton defense #18: You took that seriously? Har har haw
Clinton defense #19: Were you REALLY that gullible!?
Clinton defense #20:  Did it so Chelsie had chance in hec
Clinton defense #21:  "Only wanted to see Lincoln's bed-room"
Clinton defense #23:  "That's a misstatement of something I never said"
Clinton did: [A] Nothing, [B] None, [C] Nuttin'
Clinton didn't WIN in `92 - he just LOST by the least.
Clinton didn't inhale . . . Brown didn't exhale!
Clinton didn't inhale he just sucks!!!
Clinton didn't inhale. Rush Limbaugh Did, regularly thru college
Clinton didn't inhale...Brown didn't exhale!
Clinton didn't inhale;  Madonna's a virgin.
Clinton didn't invent sin.  He's just IMPROVING on it
Clinton didn't invent sin.  He's just fine-tuning it.
Clinton didn't miss the boat, he walked off the end of the dock!
Clinton didn't need to inhale. He naturally sucks
Clinton didn't win in '92 - he just lost by the least
Clinton does it with flowers.
Clinton does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly
Clinton does the work of 3 men - Larry, Moe, and Curly!
Clinton does the work of 3 men...Curly, Larry and Moe.
Clinton does the work of 3 men: Larry, Moe & Curly
Clinton does the work of three men...Larry, Curley, & Moe
Clinton does to the economy what POKE 1,0 does to the C-64!
Clinton doesn't have a backbone, just a very LARGE wishbone!
Clinton doesn't inhale . . . he SUCKS!
Clinton eats way too much broccoli
Clinton eats way too much broccoli & has too much gas.
Clinton economic info: Dial 1-800-SUICIDE.
Clinton era: Days of Whine and Rose's lawyers.
Clinton excuse #14: "Wrote my campaign speech on April 1st! Gotcha!"
Clinton excuse #15: "Hey - I just do what the wife says."
Clinton excuse #16: "If I raise taxes it'll be easier to cut 'em!"
Clinton excuse #17: "Aliens ran my campaign while I was with Elvis
Clinton excuse #18: "You took that seriously?  Har har ha
Clinton excuse #19: "It wasn't *MY* fault!"
Clinton excuse #20: "It's the fault of the Reagan/Bush era."
Clinton excuse #21: "I wasn't fully informed."
Clinton excuse #22: "I was just joking!"
Clinton excuse #23: "That's a misstatement of something I never said
Clinton excuse #23: "That's a mistatement of something I never said."
Clinton falls off 6-inch platform...cries and screams for morphine!
Clinton family makes Billy urinating in public desireable
Clinton family makes Billy urinating in public not seem so bad
Clinton feels my pain?  What's his hand doing there?!
Clinton file transfer: PKZIP C:\
Clinton flunked the SHINOLA test.
Clinton for Dogcatcher - Hope, Arkansas, in 97
Clinton for President?  Sure, but what about her husband?
Clinton foreign policy is like a box of chocolates
Clinton gave the Pope a handsome matched set of "parameters".-D. Barry
Clinton gives a whole new meaning to CURRENT AFFAIRS!OJW
Clinton got blanket insurance thinking it would pay bimbo legal fees
Clinton got his economic policies in The Soviet Union : Limbaugh
Clinton got his health plan ideas from Doctor Kevorkian.
Clinton got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory
Clinton got so excited at graduating 4th grade he cut himself shaving
Clinton got the E-word, now we get the next letter.
Clinton had a reality check.  It bounced.
Clinton had more tanks in Waco than Mogadishu.
Clinton had more tanks in Waco than Somalia.
Clinton had more tanks in Waco than in Mogadishu
Clinton hair cuts - In shop: $7.00. On plane $200.00
Clinton happens.
Clinton has Hitler's persuasiveness and Marx's policies
Clinton has LOTS of fans... they help diffuse the odor
Clinton has a war wound...He singed his hand burning his draft card
Clinton has always followed the 10 Commandments...but never caught up
Clinton has been sounding like a Liberal in Conservative's clothing
Clinton has decided to nationalize crime, to make sure it doesn't pay
Clinton has every attribute of a dog except for loyalty
Clinton has no convictions, and we're stuck with him until he has one
Clinton has proven that you CAN get sex from Aides.
Clinton has replaced the military salute with a wink
Clinton has turned the White House into the Waffle House.
Clinton has what it takes to take what you have.
Clinton health care killed Clinton health care
Clinton health care plan: All medical bills sent to Ross Perot.
Clinton health-care plan:  Socialism 90's style
Clinton healthcare - don't worry it's free, but highly taxable
Clinton hypocrisy: Inviting Rushdie, but refusing photos.
Clinton improves his popularity by leaving the country!
Clinton in '96 - "Don't Change Stones in Mid-Avalache"
Clinton in '96 - "Four More Veers"
Clinton in '96 - "No More Waffling and Indecision...Probably"
Clinton in '96 - NOT!
Clinton in '96?  The fat lady _is already_ gargling!
Clinton is God's way of saying, Hahaha!!!
Clinton is REALLY a: []Democrat []Moderate [X]Fascist
Clinton is REALLY a: []Democrat []Moderate [x]Communist
Clinton is a BOIL on the Buttocks of America!
Clinton is a bad President, and I don't like his taxes or his wife.
Clinton is a cat lover.  Quick!  Send him a Kzin for his birthday.
Clinton is a few disks short of a full backup
Clinton is a few fries short of a Happy Meal!
Clinton is a good salesman but there's no tech support
Clinton is a real big gun...of small caliber and immense bore.
Clinton is a self-made man...and horrible example of unskilled labor
Clinton is about as easy to take as a mouthful of sawdust and water
Clinton is about as useful as Windows 3.1 on a Tandy1000.
Clinton is an multiplication liar. He thinks two lies makes a truth.
Clinton is an unusually good liar. Unusually good. Sen. Bob Kerrey
Clinton is as Clinton does
Clinton is doing it with everybody.
Clinton is hiring Chuck Forsburg to be healthcare editor.
Clinton is in great shape...for a SPONGE
Clinton is just a few fries short of a Happy Meal
Clinton is just like my dustbuster, they both suck.
Clinton is like Odo.  They both change before your eyes.
Clinton is like a rooster - every noise he makes is annoying
Clinton is living proof that mountain men screwed water buffaloes.
Clinton is living proof that mountain men screwed weasels
Clinton is living proof that we don't need a president
Clinton is no more than a common criminal!
Clinton is one Bill George Bush can't veto
Clinton is our best hope is like saying Moe was the smart stooge
Clinton is proof that Americans can take a joke.
Clinton is proof that liberals will vote for anybody
Clinton is proof that stupid people shouldn't vote.
Clinton is quickly acclimating to Washington. Her husband is trying.
Clinton is responsible for a lot of new Republican officials.
Clinton is rewarding China, Tanks a lot, Bill
Clinton is the answer? Now what was the stupid question?
Clinton is the anti-Borg. His cabinet is being disassimilated
Clinton is to America what Kevorkian is to Life
Clinton is to Reagan what Edlin is to WordPerfect 6.0.
Clinton is to Washington as 'Pong' is to a Cray.
Clinton is to government what Windows is to software!
Clinton is to this country, is what fire was to the Hindenburg !
Clinton is, is a SLICK SICK HICK that can't control his D*CK
Clinton isn't a Comunist!  That requires refinement.
Clinton isn't a lame duck; he's a Peking duck
Clinton isn't doing his job - I still have a few dollars left!
Clinton isn't doing his job - I still have money left
Clinton isn't just full of hot air, he really sucks
Clinton joined a Baptist church AFTER losing an election
Clinton joke, n: Bill Clinton
Clinton knows the price of a gallon of milk - and the milkmaid
Clinton knows two things; play sax & raise tax!
Clinton leadership
Clinton leads polls! Voters suffering "selective amnesia."
Clinton logic: $30,000 a year!?  Wow - I'm a MILLIONARE!
Clinton logic: ban gasoline to stop auto accidents
Clinton loses grip on reality; tightens it on wallets.
Clinton lost touch with the American public a *LONG* time ago.
Clinton made a mental note, then forgot where he put it.
Clinton makes Billy Carter urinating in public look desirable.
Clinton makes Nixon look truthful and Carter competent.
Clinton making a decision: "Waffle Waffle...Honey what do I believe??
Clinton making foreign policy is like a blind man backing a semi.
Clinton math:  $30,000 = You're Rich!
Clinton math: $30,000 = $200,000
Clinton math: $30,000 = You're Rich!
Clinton mathematics. $30,000 = Your rich.
Clinton may be above justice, but he's not out of sight.
Clinton may fib sometimes, but at least he can tell the difference.
Clinton may not have inhaled but Brown has never exhaled.
Clinton may not have inhaled, but he sure SUCKS now!
Clinton meets ALL expenses.  It's easy.  He creates them
Clinton might tell a few lies, but at least he can tell the difference.
Clinton minimized my life's savings.
Clinton motto: A little truth helps the lies go down
Clinton needs a reality check.
Clinton never held a real job so how would he know what it's like?
Clinton never inhaled.   Brown has never exhaled.
Clinton never saw a tax he didn't like
Clinton now wears boxers- Hillary shredded all the briefs
Clinton of Borg - "Inhaling is Irrelevant!"
Clinton of Borg- Dodging assimilation is futile
Clinton of Borg. Prepare to have your wallet assimilated
Clinton of Borg...your paycheck will be assimilated!
Clinton of Borg: "Hillary told me to tell y'all to prepare to be..."
Clinton of Borg: "Inhaling is irrelevant."
Clinton of Borg: "Prepare to be... say, that's a tight skirt, baby."
Clinton of Borg: Hillary says resistance is futile!
Clinton of Borg: Hillary's out of town. Prepare to be ass-imilated.
Clinton of Borg: I feel your pain and it is irrelevant.
Clinton of Borg: I promise I'll only assimilate the rich!
Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be ... say, baby, that's a tight skirt!
Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be ... say, that's a tight skirt, baby.
Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, not inhaled.
Clinton of Borg: The economy is irrelevant
Clinton of Borg: Truth is Irrelevant.
Clinton of Borg: We will built a Temporal Vortex and assimilate the future
Clinton of Borg: Your family values are irrelevant!
Clinton of Borg: Your income will be assimilated
Clinton of Borg: resistance is taxable.
Clinton of Borg: your paycheck will be assimilated!
Clinton of OZ: "Ignore the man behind the (voting) curtain."
Clinton on Red China: I don't care, I'll eat off of anything
Clinton on Vietnam: Hell No! to Canada we go.
Clinton on:'The Information SuperHiway' crisis in America
Clinton once ran away with a circus..the police made him give it back
Clinton only has to deal with an unbalanced budget.
Clinton plays sax with an Al Gore rhythm.
Clinton political strategy: Flip-floppery.
Clinton presidency = America being held hostage!
Clinton presidency failing - (A)bort (R)etry (I)mpeach
Clinton proclaims National CHARACTER COUNTS Week Oct.13, 1996...HUH?!?
Clinton promised change. Instead he's changed all his promises!
Clinton promised me two feet of space in the unemployment line.
Clinton promises are like nailing jello to Al Gore
Clinton promises change and changes promises
Clinton promises the moon. Brown LIVES there.
Clinton promises to spread the pain
Clinton promises to spread the pain - Jim Miklashevski, NBC News
Clinton promises to spread the pain.
Clinton promotes homosexual's anal sex but condemns masturbation?
Clinton proudly served. Just ask Hillary and Gennifer
Clinton really does tell the truth. @!#$&&@#$(  NO CARRIER
Clinton really sucks.
Clinton recruits a new college intern from Ball State.
Clinton recruits a new college intern from Bringham Young.
Clinton recruits a new college intern from Moorhead.
Clinton recruits a new college intern from Oral Roberts.
Clinton sandwich:  $5 of baloney and $20 in taxes
Clinton says "Jump!  100,000 lemmings can't be wrong..."
Clinton says "Pay up!!  43% of America can't be wrong!"
Clinton says he outdrove JACK NICKLAUS??  That's some "golf lie"!!
Clinton should exercise a little abstinence on the American people!
Clinton should kill himself & solve the REAL problem with this country
Clinton should not be burned......in effigy
Clinton sitcom cancelled due to low ratings
Clinton spells it "NRA"...Hitler spelled it "JEW"
Clinton stamp discontinued....people spitting on wrong side.
Clinton studied International Politics at IHOP.
Clinton sucks but he doesn't swallow.
Clinton sucks, but he never swallows
Clinton sucks, but she doesn't swallow
Clinton suffers from cranial/rectal inversion
Clinton supporter caught on videotape! Today on Hard Copy
Clinton supporters know how the Indians felt!
Clinton surrounds himself with incompetence so he won't look as bad.
Clinton tagline:
Clinton tax plan advisors: Dewey, Scruem, and Howe
Clinton tax shelter:  Don't pay until you get caught.
Clinton tax tip:  Blame it on the wife.
Clinton taxed my mind, I have nothing left to say!
Clinton taxed my tagline writers, so I had to lay them off.
Clinton taxes gas.  Price of beans soars
Clinton tells lies all the time, DOO DAH, DOO DAH
Clinton tells the truth. CLINTON.TXT  0 bytes
Clinton the ZIG_ZAG president!
Clinton the answer. It must be a stupid question
Clinton the best hope?  That's like Moe being the smart one!
Clinton the best hope?  That's like saying Moe was the smart stooge.
Clinton the chia-pet of cheif executives everywhere
Clinton thinks he's a wit.  At least he's HALF right!
Clinton thinks he's the 2nd Coming? Crucify him, SEE if he comes back!
Clinton thinks the 10 commandments were multiple choice
Clinton thinks underwear are to keep your ankles warm
Clinton thinks underwear was made to keep his ankles warm
Clinton thinks we want guns to protect ourselves from ducks
Clinton thought the IRA was the Internal Revenue!
Clinton to America: I've a tax plan, bend over and I'll demonstrate.
Clinton to America: I've got a tax plan, bend over and I'll show you.
Clinton to America: I've got a tax plan, bend over, I'll demonstrate
Clinton to Bob Bennett- Win one for the zipper!
Clinton to Farmers: "Here is a tomato in your face!" NAFTA
Clinton to Flowers: "Sure you can come over, Ted Kennedy will drive"
Clinton to his lawyer:  "Go out there and win one for the zipper"
Clinton to troops: "I'll be home for Christmas.  You'll be over seas."
Clinton told us he was going to take crime out of the streets
Clinton tried Oral Sex. Claims he didn't swallow!
Clinton used to boink anything that moved, but he's not as picky now
Clinton virus: Does nothing, can't eradicate until 11/96
Clinton visited GOP headquarters, but didn't in hail!
Clinton voter and proud of it!
Clinton voter and proud of... %$K@! NO CARRIER
Clinton voter and proud of...&lt;BOOM!&gt; %$K@!  NO CARRIER
Clinton voters: Just apologize and end the embarrassment
Clinton voters: end the embarrasment now and apologize.
Clinton votors: just apologize and end the embarrasement
Clinton vs. Gigolo: A gigolo can only screw one person at a time
Clinton waffles so much he should have stock in IHOP.
Clinton walks on water; staggers on alcohol.  News at 11
Clinton wants a man date!  Is he one of them?
Clinton wants everything.  And he thinks YOU have it!
Clinton wants to "Gore" us with higher taxes.
Clinton wants to run STACKER on your Gross Income
Clinton wants to streamline government. No, I'm serious. Stop laughing!
Clinton wants to streamline the govenment. Really?&lt;ROFL&gt;
Clinton wants to tax my *what*?
Clinton was born with a silver corn cob in his WHAT??
Clinton was close to Elvis, but then his shovel broke
Clinton was elected by a plurality and it's been downhill ever since.
Clinton was the best hope like Moe was the smart Stooge
Clinton was the best hope? That's like saying Moe was the smartest
Clinton was the most electable Democrat, and Moe was the smartest Stooge
Clinton wears a hat so he'll know which end to wipe!
Clinton wears the Presidency like a size 2 foot in a size 12 shoe
Clinton will ZIP your bank account & PAK his account
Clinton will shoot a 37 the day he can get by the Windmill Hole in 3
Clinton will tax wealthy Americans.  Congratulations! You're rich!
Clinton wins drug war!  Nobody has money left to buy them
Clinton won and you lost as usual.  Did you expect anything else?
Clinton won because he also got all the Bill the Cat votes credited to him!
Clinton won't answer questions on the grounds it may eliminate him
Clinton won't let me smoke in the White House, even if I don't inhale.
Clinton won't stand for most things thinking you'll fall for anything
Clinton won: You lost
Clinton won: You lost as usual. Did you expect anything else?
Clinton won: You lost.
Clinton would BBQ Smokey the Bear to win re-election. --R. Cohen
Clinton wouldn't go, but sending you is okay
Clinton  Hey there, state trooper.  Wanna job???
Clinton  I've got one small problem here in Little Rock
Clinton! GATT out of my country, before I NAFTA chase ya out
Clinton! Man of the Year? & Dahmer is Cook of the Year!
Clinton's 1040EZ: Just send it all in
Clinton's 11th commandment: "Thou shall not put thy rod in thy staff."
Clinton's ACTUAL first choice for Attorney General: G. Gordon Liddy
Clinton's Air Force: Now grabbing new flight sticks!
Clinton's America -- How did Orwell know?
Clinton's America:  Defining Deviancy Down!
Clinton's America: Criminals vs Unarmed Citizens.
Clinton's America: Defining Deviancy Down!
Clinton's Amerika, Thanks comrades!
Clinton's Army - Where the men HAVE to be separated from the boys!
Clinton's Army, where Captains play with their privates
Clinton's Army:  Don't Salute, just wink
Clinton's Army: They never leave their buddy's behind!
Clinton's Army: where Sargeants play with their Privates.
Clinton's Attorney General killed more people than Ted Kennedy's car!
Clinton's Bosnian food drops... chummin' for Moslems
Clinton's Cabinet: CIA, Ross Perot.
Clinton's Cabinet: Chief of Protocol, Roseanne Arnold.
Clinton's Cabinet: Defense Secretary, Patsy Schroeder
Clinton's Cabinet: Drug Czar, Marion Barry
Clinton's Cabinet: Education, Dan Quayle.
Clinton's Cabinet: Education, Sam Gibbons
Clinton's Cabinet: FBI, John Gotti.
Clinton's Cabinet: Family Values Advisor, Madonna
Clinton's Cabinet: Family Values Advisor, Woody Allen.
Clinton's Cabinet: Health & Human Resources, Magic Johnson.
Clinton's Cabinet: Housing, Leona Helmsley.
Clinton's Cabinet: Labor, Murphy Brown.
Clinton's Cabinet: NASA, Jerry Brown.
Clinton's Cabinet: Press Secretary, Admiral Jim Stockdale.
Clinton's Cabinet: Surgeon General, Dr. Kovorkian.
Clinton's Cabinet: Transportation, Ted Kennedy.
Clinton's Cabinet: Treasury, Charles Keating.
Clinton's Cabinet: Veterans Administration, Jane Fonda.
Clinton's Cabinet: White House Staff, Gennifer Flowers.
Clinton's Caliber? What's smaller than a BB??
Clinton's Circle: UNDER investigation, indictment, arrest or six feet
Clinton's Cousin Chosen to Head Pentagon Travel.
Clinton's Cowardess should not be subsidized w/your vote
Clinton's Disease: Acquired Truth Deficiency Disorder
Clinton's Dream has become America's worst nightmare.
Clinton's E-Mail:dumb-ass@whitehouse.gov
Clinton's Economics: The New Trail of Conservative Tears
Clinton's Economics: The New Trail of Liberal Tears
Clinton's Gift to us....$1.1 trillion MORE debt.
Clinton's House of Lavatories: We flush it with the worst of them!
Clinton's House of Lobotomy: Manipulating truth is our middle name!
Clinton's House of Uniforms: RED shirts at their finest!
Clinton's How to Serve Taxpayers -- it's a COOKBOOK!
Clinton's IQ test results came back negative
Clinton's Leather & Latex Emporium: All Feminazis all the time!
Clinton's Leather & Latex Emporium: All Feminazis, and it's all we got
Clinton's Marines are looking for a few GOOD women!
Clinton's Medical Dictionary: D & C - Where Washington is
Clinton's Medical Dictionary: Morbid - A higher offer
Clinton's Military: Where men can eat, drink and be MARY!
Clinton's Military: Where one can eat, drink, & be Mary!
Clinton's Motto: Jimmy Carter was right!
Clinton's Navy -- It's not just a job, it's a date!
Clinton's Navy -- Where Chiefs mess with their seamen.
Clinton's Navy gives new meaning to "going to the head!"
Clinton's Navy: Where Chiefs mess with their seamen.
Clinton's New Army - Where Sergeants play with their Privates
Clinton's Ointment: Rub-Out Cream. Makes witnesses disappear for good
Clinton's Plan:  Socialism for all.
Clinton's President.  Hang on to your wallets
Clinton's Psychotherapy/Massage Clinic: We FEEL your pain!
Clinton's Science Advisor won't eat Veal... just Crow
Clinton's Solution to Smog in the LA Basin: "Don't inhale!"
Clinton's Suicides?  Little Rock, Washington, & now Haiti!
Clinton's Tax Decision Maker: TAX, TAX, TAX, SPIN AGAIN
Clinton's White House, New Home of the Whopper!
Clinton's a _good_ President...And pigs fly!
Clinton's a few disks short of a full backup!
Clinton's about as sorry a President as I've seen
Clinton's angry When the gravy in his veins rushes to his head.
Clinton's angry if he actually talked back to Hillary.
Clinton's angry if his '96 campaign slogan is You can all bite me!
Clinton's angry if shots are coming FROM the White House this time!
Clinton's angry when he starts using the F-word like he's Hillary
Clinton's angry when he's so angry he can't even think about dating.
Clinton's angry when he's using the F-word like he's Madonna.
Clinton's angry when his pasty white thighs have a dull red glow
Clinton's angry when the White House Tour gets the finger.
Clinton's angry.. his '96 campaign slogan is "You can all bite me"
Clinton's answer to free enterprise is Socialism!
Clinton's basic tax rule: The sky's the limit!
Clinton's biggest problem:  Wifewater !
Clinton's cleaned-up the travel waste/fraud that was going on.
Clinton's coattails are in the Republican party.
Clinton's concern about drugs? 11 references in 1,742 papers in 1994!
Clinton's definition of rich is anyone not on welfare.
Clinton's definition: "contribution = taxes"
Clinton's economic plan PROVES the Fourth Stooge theory.
Clinton's economic plan will finally put poverty within your reach.
Clinton's economic tax plan: Tax'em till it hurts!
Clinton's election - bait and switch!
Clinton's energy bill will tax the btu values in farts.
Clinton's father believed in family values.   Lots of families.
Clinton's favorite marching tune: "IN-hale to the Chief"
Clinton's favorite movie: Deliverance!
Clinton's first 100 days - death in Waco
Clinton's first 100 days--9% fewer homosexuals!
Clinton's first 100 days:  100 dead in Waco.
Clinton's first choice for Surgeon General: Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
Clinton's first choice for Surgeon General: Dr. Jack Kevorkian.
Clinton's five year plan - Symbolism over Substance
Clinton's foreign policy plan PROVES the Fourth Stooge theory.
Clinton's generosity is only limited by your income
Clinton's got a strange sex life - He's a pussy & she's a prick!
Clinton's got animal magnetism; he attracts dogs, pigs, rats, ticks
Clinton's hair turned nearly white, when he saw Reno in the light!!
Clinton's health plan PROVES the Fourth Stooge theory.
Clinton's health plan disks were found to have a virus.
Clinton's health plan in the new budget:[              ]
Clinton's health plan is as lost as the Mars Probe.
Clinton's healthcare plan disks were found to have a virus
Clinton's honeymoon has turned into a fairy tale
Clinton's idea of military cuts... 2 men to a bed!
Clinton's in the White House of Cards & the wind's beginning to howl.
Clinton's in the White House of Cards; The wind's howling
Clinton's lies will cause inflation and unemployment.
Clinton's marching speech, LEFT-right-LEFT-LEFT-right-LEFT-LEFT
Clinton's master health plan disks were found to have a virus.
Clinton's memory is RAM, not ROM.
Clinton's memory is the only part of him subject to Selective Service.
Clinton's new insurance plan - Insuring you'll have nothing.
Clinton's new medal for non-combat, peacekeeping is a BLEEDING HEART!
Clinton's not a coward...he's just `testicularly challenged'
Clinton's not a crook; He's "ethically challenged"
Clinton's not a liar.  He's ethically challenged
Clinton's only experience in Foreign Affairs was two girls from Haiti
Clinton's plan failed!  I still have 78 left!
Clinton's plan failed.  I still have 3 dollars left!
Clinton's policy. Don't bother to count your money, we'll take it all!
Clinton's popularity declines - Paula Jones denies all.
Clinton's presidential library: XXX-rated. No one under 21 allowed
Clinton's proctologist called - his head is ready.
Clinton's programs stand to KILL America.Get involved and STOP 'em!
Clinton's promises have the life span of a Big Mac on Air Force 1
Clinton's promises, 'May the Farce Be With You.'
Clinton's really angry when he's too mad to even THINK about dating
Clinton's really angry when the White House Tour gets the finger
Clinton's really upset when he's too mad to even THINK about dating
Clinton's speeches go over about like a pregnant woman pole-vaulting
Clinton's successes are from the coattails of the Republican party
Clinton's tax form. "How much did you make? $_______ Send it in.
Clinton's tax policy is DOODOO economics.
Clinton's term has been *SO* bad people kill themselves to get out.
Clinton's the best hope? That's like saying Moe was the smartest Stooge.
Clinton's whining is that Rush's influence obviously extends far
Clinton's word for Economics: Farfromthinkin.
Clinton's worst nightmare?  Rush Limbaugh marries Chelsea.
Clinton's worst nightmare? The truth!!
Clinton, "I didn't say that - er, well - yes, but I didn't mean..."
Clinton, Aristide & Castro - The Marxist Brothers
Clinton, Aspin, Dellums....Two down and one to go!!!!!
Clinton, Bozo, Clarabell, Ronald McDonald & Homey.
Clinton, Dole, Jackson & Perot (Decision '96)
Clinton, Gore & Dolly Parton in an elevator? 2 boobs & a country music
Clinton, Gore & Dolly Parton: 2 boobs & a country music star
Clinton, Gore & Dolly Parton: Four big boobs!
Clinton, Gore, Gingrich. Third time's the charm!
Clinton, I didn't say that - er, well - yes, but I didn't know then.
Clinton, Rodham & Gore: The Three Stooges of the '90's.
Clinton, Rodham and Gore, See dis? Three Stooges o' de '90's
Clinton, Rodham and Gore: Three Stooges of the '90's
Clinton, Year 3: "Hey Tim! What's that!?" "I think it's a $, Bob!"
Clinton, You got out of the last war, now do it again!
Clinton, for a Kinder, Gentler, Communism!!!
Clinton, health plans, democrats; it's all fake anyway.
Clinton, if you didn't inhale, what killed your brain? - CSU student
Clinton, is good at grabbing money, women, & guns...nothing else.
Clinton, prosperity &lt;-&gt;
Clinton, the EDLIN of presidential candidates.
Clinton, the flower of Liberals.  Blooming Idiotis
Clinton, the most Unknown Soldier of them all
Clinton,Rodham & Gore:Three Stooges of the '90's
Clinton-"I'll debate anytime anyplace ON MY TERMS."
Clinton--looks like Carter, quacks like Carter
Clinton-The only Democrat to make the CARTER presidency look good!
Clinton-Year 3: "Hey Tim! What's that!?" "I think it's a $, Bob!"
Clinton-phobia:  Coming soon to a tax return near you!
Clinton.  Is he the brother Mr. Spock never talks about?
Clinton...He came...He saw...He took it all!!
Clinton.Com Found: (A)bort (T)ax (W)affle (B)lame Republicans.
Clinton.Sys Disabled - GINGRICH.COM  Taking Over
Clinton.Sys Disabled - Geingrich.Com Taking Over
Clinton.sys corrupted; Cannot run Device.USA.
Clinton/Clinton/He's our man/If he can't do it/GREAT!!! -
Clinton/Gore    ERROR: Division by zero.
Clinton/Gore '92 - the Decline of Civilization part III
Clinton/Gore '92!  ERROR #11:  Attempted division by Zero.
Clinton/Gore '92:  The Decline of Civilization Part III.
Clinton/Gore '96- This time we REALLY mean it!
Clinton/Gore - DC's version of Beavis and Butt-head
Clinton/Gore - Divide Zero by Zero error!
Clinton/Gore - ERROR 11 - Attempted division by zero.
Clinton/Gore - Error #11, attempted division by zero.
Clinton/Gore - Error #12, Timeout error: 100 days of inactivity.
Clinton/Gore - Error: Division By Zero
Clinton/Gore - Gone in Four.
Clinton/Gore - Leaders of a new degeneration
Clinton/Gore - Out In Four!
Clinton/Gore - The Capitol Hillbillies.
Clinton/Gore - for a kinder, gentler Communism.
Clinton/Gore - the Beavis and Butthead of politics
Clinton/Gore -- for a kinder, gentler Socialism.
Clinton/Gore : ERROR - Division by zero!
Clinton/Gore and Doo-Doo Economics.
Clinton/Gore elected then Beavis & Butthead appear.  Coincidence?
Clinton/Gore elected; Beavis and Butt-head appear--coincidence?
Clinton/Gore for a kinder, gentler Communism.
Clinton/Gore for a kinder, gentler Communism.
Clinton/Gore for a kinder, gentler Socialism.
Clinton/Gore in '92??......................NOT!!!
Clinton/Gore is to the presidency as Beavis & Butthead are to cartoons
Clinton/Gore, Gone in Four!
Clinton/Gore, for a kinder, gentler Communism.
Clinton/Gore--DC's version of Beavis and Butt-head
Clinton/Gore--Out In Four!
Clinton/Gore--for a kinder, gentler Communism.
Clinton/Gore-DC's version of Beavis and Butt-head
Clinton/Gore.....EXCELLENT! Vote 1992
Clinton/Gore...gone in four!
Clinton/Gore.One Term or LESS
Clinton/Gore:  Divide by ZERO error - not allowed!
Clinton/Gore:  ERROR -- Dividing by zero.
Clinton/Gore:  ERROR Division by Zero
Clinton/Gore:  Gone in Four.
Clinton/Gore: DC's version of Beavis and Butt-head
Clinton/Gore: U.A.S.S. - United American Socialist States
Clinton:  "Don't blame me... I don't know what I'm doing."
Clinton:  60's Flower Child/90's Blooming Idiot.
Clinton:  A good reason to be Pro-Choice.
Clinton:  America's first Communist President.
Clinton:  Didn't dodge the draft, didn't inhale, didn't think
Clinton:  From a chicken in every pot, to a chicken who smoked
Clinton:  He's not dishonest.  He's just morally different.
Clinton:  Implementing Communisn in America
Clinton:  Jimmy Carter's long lost son.  More Inflation
Clinton:  Looks like Carter, quacks like Carter...
Clinton:  More commonly known as Comrade Clintonskivitch, KGB
Clinton:  The Carter of the 90's.
Clinton:  The Charlie Brown (Wishy Washy) President.
Clinton:  The Communist's revenge on America
Clinton:  The Constitution is just a technicality.
Clinton:  The Pee Wee Herman of Arkansas.
Clinton:  The Pinocchio of Presidents.
Clinton:  The disaster aid for 12 years of Reagan/Bush.
Clinton: "Al, I need a orange juice substitute and I need it now."
Clinton: "I love the smell of Liberalism in the morning."
Clinton: "Ted, will you drive Hillary home?"
Clinton: "This is the day for firm decisions! Or is it?"
Clinton: "Well, how're we gonna pull the wool over their eyes today?"
Clinton: #1 reason to require truth in political ads.
Clinton: (((((((((Hypocritical)))))))) (((((((((President))))))))))
Clinton: 1960s Flower Child to 1990s Blooming Idiot
Clinton: 60's Flower Child/90's Blooming Idiot.
Clinton: A 200-dollar haircut on a 29-cent head
Clinton: A Charlie Brown (wishy washy) president.
Clinton: A conscientous objector in the battle of wits
Clinton: A man who beats Republicans by running as one. - PJ O'Rourke
Clinton: A new standard in obfuscation, ambiguity, & equivocation
Clinton: A sick political necrophiliac.
Clinton: Al, I need a orange juice substitute and I need it now.
Clinton: America's Going Outta Buisness Sail!
Clinton: America's Truth Deflector
Clinton: Born in the Arkansas hills...hasn't been on the level since
Clinton: Borrows money on a verbal contract..and pays it off verbally
Clinton: Carter without the smile.
Clinton: Chicken Licken' idiot now taking over nation
Clinton: Communism, Naziism + Soilant Green, 1984, Brave New World
Clinton: Don't worry, you stil have 9, er, 8, um... 7 rights left!
Clinton: From a 60's Flower Child to a Blooming Idiot in the 90's
Clinton: From a chicken in every pot, to a chicken who smoked
Clinton: Full of promises that go in one year & out other
Clinton: Giving Tricky Dick a whole new meaning
Clinton: Gore gone in Four! KEMP '96 - America Resumes!
Clinton: Government for one, to hell with majority!
Clinton: He'll do anything for the worker except be one
Clinton: He's back from vacation & ready to take your money
Clinton: Hillary: The World's Greatest Authority on health care
Clinton: His oily tongue goes with his slick mind
Clinton: Honor-Benedict Arnold; Ethics-Machiavelli; Morals-Alley Cat
Clinton: I'm the most decisive President in 12 years
Clinton: I've got a tax plan, bend over and I'll demonstrate.
Clinton: If ignorance is blessed, I know some ecstatic people
Clinton: Let Waco be a warning to all
Clinton: Liberal's way to screw up the world
Clinton: Lies to reporters and then believes the media
Clinton: Looks like Carter, quacks like Carter
Clinton: MY GERBIL IS TOO SMALL!  Somebody get me Socks the cat!
Clinton: Man of the Year      Dahmer: Cook of the Year!
Clinton: Official Tagline echo court jester.
Clinton: Promises changes and changes promises
Clinton: Proof that we have too many Liberal voters
Clinton: Proof the U.S.A can survive without leadership
Clinton: Ready... Fire....  Aim
Clinton: Risen from Obscurity Headed for Oblivion
Clinton: Symbolism over Substance
Clinton: Taxation without hesitation
Clinton: Ted's gonads, Nixon's scruples, Carter's class
Clinton: Ted's gonads, Nixon's scruples, Reagan's memory!
Clinton: Terrorist-in-Chief
Clinton: The "Bill" of No Rights
Clinton: The Bill of Wrongs.
Clinton: The Carter of the 90's.
Clinton: The Charlie Brown President. (Wishy Washy)
Clinton: The Dan Quayle of Presidents
Clinton: The Energizer President. He keeps lying and lying and lying and
Clinton: The Milli Vanilli of Presidents
Clinton: The Pee Wee Herman of Arkansas.
Clinton: The Pillsbury Doughboy on cocaine
Clinton: The Pinocchio of Presidents.
Clinton: The best thing to happen to the Republican party
Clinton: The consequence of voting for Perot.
Clinton: The coward of the Country. Everyone knows he's yellow!
Clinton: The coward of the country.  EVERYBOY calls him yellow!
Clinton: The reason why Republicans will rise again!
Clinton: Two presidents for the price of one, and STILL no bargain!
Clinton: WHSAWYG (What He Says Ain't What You Get)
Clinton: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
Clinton: What Liberal Democrats are *REALLY* made of
Clinton: What does he believe in deeply this week?
Clinton: What happens if Bart Simpson becomes President.
Clinton: When there is nothing more to be said...he's STILL saying it
Clinton: Why the White House should have a twit filter
Clinton: Yes, I had an affair, but I didn't orgasm
Clinton: a 10K brain attached to a 28.8 baud mouth
Clinton: another LBJ in the White House!
Clinton: during the election he had the nerve to call Bush untruthful!!
Clinton: from 60's flower child to 90's blooming idiot!
Clinton: just another "contribute & invest" liberal
Clinton: makes Nixon look truthful and Carter competent
Clinton: most electable Democrat/Moe: the smartest Stooge
Clinton: n: another LBJ in the white house!
Clinton: on the cutting edge of societal pollution
Clinton: poster boy for the factually impaired
Clinton: proof most people don't care if they're free or not!
Clinton: the new JFK...come on down and visit sometime! - Dallas Voters
Clinton: what happens when minorities rule.
Clinton:"I'm a shape changer, not a politician...let me rephrase that"
Clinton:Best thing to happen to the Republicans in 40 yrs
Clinton:Truth as Terminator:Life
Clinton= communism, Naziism + Soilant Green, 1984, Brave New World
Clinton=Carter-Integrity
Clinton?  Oh yeah, the lady at the White House and her husband.
Clinton? 1996? - The FAT LADY is ALREADY gargling.
Clinton? Buwa hahahhhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahaha!
Clinton? Clinton? Oh! Comrade Clintonivitch! - M. Gorbachev
Clinton? Imagine a fat, henpecked, lying Dan Quayle.
Clinton? Some just seem to have a BIOS against him.
Clinton? Stick a fork in him... he's done!
ClintonDOS: File Not Found - Call FBI suck-up? (Yes/Hell Yes)
Clinton`92:Moderate middle class tax relief Yeah, right
Clinton`92:Only upper 10% will pay additional taxes
Clintonia...A Socialist Society run by a moron...Newsat11
Clintonism:  When the left doesn't know what the left is doing!
Clintonism: New-Age Marxism
Clintonism: One who allows their purse snatched = patriot.
Clintonism: When the left doesn't know what the left is doing!
Clintonism: when the left doesn't know what it's doing
Clintonite is to America what Kryptonite is to Superman
Clintonites hate The Boy Scout's Motto: "Be Prepared."
Clintonoics info: 1-900-SCREWME
Clintonomics - Reaganonomic in reverse.
Clintonomics Hotline: 1-900-TAX-U-DRY
Clintonomics Info: 1-800-SUI-CIDE
Clintonomics Info: 1-900-SCREWME
Clintonomics Information hot line: 1-900-SUI-CIDE
Clintonomics info:  1-800-SUI-CIDE
Clintonomics is like hemmoriodal swelling
Clintonomics....ClintonComics, can you C the difference?
Clintonomics:  Reaganomics in reverse.
Clintonomics:  Stealing from the many. Giving to the few
Clintonomics:  Tax, Borrow and Spend.
Clintonomics: Biggest double-cross in history - W Safire
Clintonomics: Call 1-900-SUK-U-DRY
Clintonomics: Reaganomics in reverse.
Clintonomics: Stealing from the many and keeping it.
Clintonomics: Tax, Borrow and Spend.
Clintonomics: Trickle-down Depression.
Clintonphobia:  Baseless fear that Clinton will be re-elected
Clintons Greatest Accomplishment: A Republican
Clintons are good at cattle futures 'cause they're so full of bull
Clintons doing to America just what he did to Flowers!!
Clintons should exercise a little abstinence on the American people!
Clintons special forces: The Pink Berets
Clintons tax infoline...1-900-SCR-EWME $100.00 min
Clintons tax line 1-900-SCR-EWME $100.00 1st min $75 next
Clintons' American Health Care Plan: Don't get sick or shot
Clintons: Americas first dysfunctional family
Clintonstein: FDR's capitalism, LBJ's scruples and JFK's hormones
Clintstones, ..meet the Clintstones
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Clip-clop, BANG, Clip-clop, Clip-clop.     An Amish drive-by shooting
Clip-clop, BANG, Clip-clop, Clip-clop.     An Amish drive-by shooting.
Clip-clop. Bang! Clip-clop: Amish drive-by shooting
Clip-clop..clip-clop..&lt;scowl&gt;..Clip-clop(Amish drive-by shunning)
Clip-clop..clip-clop....Clip-clop... (Amish drive-by shunning)
Clipboard areas for storing text blocks!
Clipclopclipclop**BLAM**clipclopclipclop - Amish driveby shooting
Clipclopclipclopbangclipclop - Amish drive-by shooting
Clipper 5.0 - the best DBMS you can't buy!
Clipper Chip ?  An apt name, you and I the taxpayers get sheared.
Clipper Chip:  The Lorena Bobbit of the Information Superhighway.
Clippering(In_Toronto,Canada)
Clippity-clop clippity-clop BANG! - Amish drive-by shooting
Clitoris - A type of flower
Clive Anderson of Borg: Welcome to 'Whose Assimilation Is This
Cloak captioned for the Romulan impaired.
Cloak the joker before you poke her
Cloak your hitter then go split her
Cloaked Captioned for the Romulan Impaired.
Cloaked tribble:
Clock Error: Too many clocks
Clock doesn't have all its numbers.
Clock makers DO IT mechanically
Clock makers do it mechanically.
Clock:  A mechanical timing device to wake up people who have no children.
Clock:  A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.
Clock: A small mechanical device used to wake up people who don't have kids
Clocks don't bring tomorrow--knives don't bring good news
Clocks go entirely too slow at work!
Clockwise?  My clock keeps stopping on me.
Clockwork Toy -- Loudness
Clod Merlot - The Googooplex Names of Tom Servo!
Clod of Clay
Clogbytes - The holed edges of computer paper that jam up
Clogbytes - The holed edges of computer paper that jam up when printing.
Clogged the mechanism...saving your brain from suckage most foul! -EWJ
Clone (n):  Kind of like the real thing but isn't exactly
Clone:  What IBM wished it had built first
Clones - Teksturemapattua silykelihaa
Clones are people two!
Clones are people two. (sorry, but I had to repeat it)
Clones are people, too
Clones are the curse of the ruling class!
Cloning  - By Irma Dubble II
Cloning is  precise science, that's why I ude the Clonerizer
Cloning is the highest form of flattery!
Cloning is the sencerest form of flattery
Cloning is the sincerest form of tagline theft!
Cloning: Genetic engineering splits scientists.
Cloning: Irma Dubble II
Clop Clop Clop BANG! BANG! Clop Clop Clop -Amish Driveby
Clop, clop, clop.BANG! Clop, clop. Amish driveby shooting
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Close Encounters of the Borg Kind
Close Encounters of the Sandy Frank Kind - Tom on UFO
Close Encounters of the Sandy Frank Kind! -- Tom Servo
Close The Window
Close counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and thermonuclear war
Close cover before striking.
Close encounters are the best kind!
Close enough for Government Work!
Close enough for Government Work!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Close enough for Pentium work.
Close is good enough only in horseshoes and hand grenades
Close is only good for horseshoes and hand grenades
Close only counts horseshoes, hand grenades, sloppy kiss
Close only counts if you are on the receiving end.
Close only counts in Horseshoes and Tactical Nuc's
Close only counts in hand grenades and flatulence.
Close only counts in horseshoes & lemonade, or something. --Butthead
Close only counts in horseshoes and Pentiums
Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, NOT Law.
Close only counts in horseshoes and lemonade or something
Close only counts in horseshoes and nuclear warfare.
Close only counts in horseshoes and nuclear weapons
Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and Nukes
Close only counts in horseshoes,hand grenades, and beer farts!
Close only counts in thermonuclear warfare!
Close the Dreamtime door and drive away.
Close the Hexfield! - Crow
Close the Hexfield! -- Crow T. Robot
Close the WINDOWS, my C:&gt; is missing
Close the blast doors!  {SLAM}  Open the blast doors! - Trooper
Close the blast doors! {SLAM} Open the blast doors!
Close the curtains. Love is blind, but NEIGHBORS AIN'T!
Close the door and open your mind.  -- Edie Brickell
Close the door and the light stays on!
Close the door and the light stays on!  You sure?
Close the door!  You're gonna let the BFG in
Close the door, I'm dressing! - Mayonnaise
Close the door, Y'shua ben-Yosef!  You born in a barn?!
Close the fridge door, I'm dressing! - cried the mayonnaise
Close the hatch! We're being invaded by bugs! said Tom importantly.
Close to home, feeling so far away &lt;Evening Falls/Enya&gt;
Close to pleasure...reaching pain!
Close to the Edge, down by the river.
Close you eyes and press escape three times
Close your Bhudda before striking - Crow
Close your Bhudda before striking. -- Crow T. Robot
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you, tomorrow I'll miss you and remember
Close your eyes and let your spirit start to soar
Close your eyes and listen..the universe sings in perfect harmony.
Close your eyes and make believe, you can do whatever you please
Close your eyes and press &lt;ESC&gt; three times
Close your eyes and press escape 3 times
Close your eyes and relax
Close your eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams! - The Phantom
Close your eyes, and I'll kiss you.  Tomorrow I'll miss you. - Lennon/McCartney
Close your eyes, care to look inside?  I AM I
Close your eyes, count to ten and see the sunrise rise
Close your eyes, let your spirit start to soar
Close your eyes, let your spirit start to soar- The Phantom
Close your eyes, let your spirit start to soar.
Close your eyes.  Close your eyes. Q to Amanda Rogers
Close your eyes.  What do you hear? - Master Po to young Peter
Close your eyes.  What do you hear? -- Master Po
Close your eyes.  What do you hear? --Master Po to young Caine
Close your little ticket hole - Crow on space helmet
Close, but no DONUT, cops! - Snake
Close... only counts in Horseshoes and Hand Grenades!
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Closed Captioned in HEX for Programmers.
Closed Hearing for Caption Impared
Closed Minds are often empty
Closed captioned for DORKS [others can't see this]
Closed captioned for the hearing impaired.
Closed captioned in hex for programmers where available.
Closed eyes are not always sleeping. 
Closed eyes do not indicate a closed mind
Closed minds become stuffy
Closed minds gather no.... well, gather nothing!
Closed minds gather no.well, gather nothing   &lt;g&gt;
Closed minds have kept these two worlds apart -- Spock
Closer I am to fine
Closer please... closer... -- Hannibal Lector
Closet extrovert
Closet: @TOFIRST@ set up a scenario based on Tribbles make you itch
Closet: @TOFIRST@ was wearing a `flea collar' his wife provided
Closet: @TOFIRST@, you went and *told*!! No, programming's not for me
Closet: A secret admirer of Rush Limbaugh? &lt;VOMIT!&gt; ... &lt;BG&gt;
Closet: AARRGGHH! You found I voted for Nixon! &lt;hanging head in shame&gt;
Closet: After 12 - 14 hours Modeming, I _am_ worn out, kinda! &lt;BG&gt;
Closet: But beware of the `treats' you find in the streets! ;-)
Closet: I examined the nearby empty `flea collar' box
Closet: Testosterone leveler, pkg. said, Keeps your male puppy at home
Closet: Yikes! I'm doing that right now! ... What's wrong with it?
Closet: what people forget to do to doors.
Closeted gays sometimes oppose gay civil rights as part of their cover.
Closets are for clothing.....Not People
Closets are for coathangers.
Closets are made for clothes.
Closeup, he's really a putz - Mike on Paul Anka
Closing bid, ask, and total sales of stocks not traded.
Closing hailing frequencies,
Closing on ship target.  Music on!  Fire away!
Closing on ship target. Music on! Harpoon away!
Clothe the boner before you hone her
Clothed in sunlight, restless in wanting, dying of fever--JM
Clothes Captioned for the Hairy and Bare
Clothes Captioned for the Hairy and Barecock teaser
Clothes aren't sexy, Klingons are!
Clothes aren't sexy, people are.
Clothes aren't sexy, women are.
Clothes aren't sexy.  Men are.
Clothes captioned for the fashionably impaired.
Clothes captioned for the weather impaired
Clothes don't make a man, but a good suit makes many a lawyer.
Clothes don't make the man, but clothes have got men a good job.
Clothes don't necessarily make a man, but a good suit makes a lawyer.
Clothes for Germ Kings  by Mike Robes
Clothes make the man.
Clothes make the man.  Naked people have little or no influence on
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society. (Mark Twain)
Clothes not busy being worn are busy drying
Clothes were made to tell the difference between lawyers and people.
Clothing Purchase Rule:  If it feels good, it's downright ugly
Clothing Purchase Rule:  If it looks good on you, it hurts to wear it
Clothing Purchase Rule:  If it's on sale, they don't have your size
Clothing is irrelevant! - Sharon Stone of Borg
Clothing makes no sense unless it inspires Orville to remove it.
Clothing so ugly it changes every 6 mo.
Cloud William - ... Freedom ... is a worship word
Cloud goes up. Cloud goes down. Cloud goes up. Cloud goes down.. - Homer
Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less
Clouds are 90% water, Humans 80%.  You missed by 10%.
Clouds are caused by astronomers with new telescopes.
Clouds are caused by new sundials.
Clouds are high flying fogs
Clouds were my friends/i cannot answer why
Clouds?  We don't need no Stinking Clouds!
Clove captioned for the ham impaired.
Cloverleaf captioned for the Highway impaired
Cloves captioned for the Ham impaired
Clowdyer n -s [prob. var. of clutter]: A group of cats.
Clown Suits by Bargain Clown of Hollywood
Clown limousines - Mike as group of men get into car
Clown limousines-- Mike Nelson
Clowning and arnachy don't mix. - The Tick
Clowns do it for laughs.
Clowns have all the fun
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right
Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast. -Groucho Marx
Clu Gulager & Yvonne Goolagong - Tom
Clu Gulager & Yvonne Goolagong - Tom
Clu Gulager and Yvonne Goolagong. -- Tom Servo
Clu Gulager is Gilligan in Gulliver's Travels - Mike
Clu! Clu! Clu! Black guy! Black guy! Black guy!-Mike/Bots
Club AfterDark. At dusk, the fun begins
Club Dead...Hades.
Club Fed...Washington D.C.
Club Med, Jim! - McCoy suggesting a vacation for Captain Kirk
Club Meeting today:  Electing new officers - need not be present to win
Club Red...Bejing.
Club Seals, not Sandwiches. - Jeff Duke, Limbaugh Moderator
Club Wed...Niagara Falls.
Cluck like a chicken! -Mr Mental  Cluck, Cluck...Cluck, Cluck... -Tick
Cluck, Cluck   Cluck, Cluck -The Tick
Clucket - A large container of take-out chicken.
Clue
Clue Implant!!  CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
Clue Implant!!  DDDDD~6[[[[[[[00003FMMMM]
Clue, then?  You can be Col. Mustard.
Cluefulness... try it!
Clueless Clinton Clones Can't Compute.
Clueless male: "PMS? Isn't that a time zone?"
Cluelessness... try it!
Clues are cheap.  Invest
Clues for sale.  Make an offer.  I have plenty!
Clues!  Get yer fresh clues!
Clumsiness is next to godliness
Clumsiness is picking up. No it's dropping
Clumsy: Uniquely co-ordinated
Cluster analysts do it in groups.
Cluttered desk = cluttered mind / empty desk = empty ____
Clyde: I guess I can't see the forest for the trees
Clyde: I'm not smiling.  I'm wincing
Clyde: It's ugly.  [Drops it hard]  Next
Clyde: Jealous?
Clyde: The Killer!
Clyde: This is worse than playing the Lotto
Clyde: What the hell is Lollapalloza?
Cmas eve. Grandma got run over by a reindeer, on the way home from our
Cmas isn't the time for regrets; thats for Anniversaries. -Al Bundy
Cmas list, item #1: a 48-hour day!
Cmas. Everywhere it's Christmas at the end of every year!
Cmas. Medical Daffynition: High Clonic: Jewish religious holiday
Cmas: "L'shana Tova." [To a good year] -Hebrew
Cmdr. @L, the Lovely Angels to see you. Shall I let them in?
Cmdr. Data is second-hand merchandise...  you wouldn't want him.
Cmdr. Dupuis, the Lovely Angels to see you. Shall I let them in?
Cmdr. I'm puzzled by your reaction to Gaitch.  Delenn
Cmdr. Uhura, we're allright. Please standby. Out.  Saavik
Cmdr. the Lovely Angels to see you. Shall I let them in?
Cmndr. Data: The Evolutionary future of the Vic 20 & just as reliable
Cnty "Come along, my little booboochitos." - Opus
Co -ed naked BBSing  - - We make constant connections!
Co-Ed Fire Fighting Find 'em Hot, Leave 'em Wet.
Co-Moderator, Taglines
Co-Sysop: The reason your favorite bbs is always busy
Co-Sysop: Thomas Eugene Paris.
Co-ed Golf Rule #1:Whomever has the hole, makes the rules
Co-ed naked BBSing -- We make constant connections!
Co-ed naked cellphoning: Find 'em fast - Ring 'em hard!
Co-operation will make your stay here so much easier, Number Six
Co-sysop wanted: Must have good oral skills
Co-sysoping is just being a good user - Danny Dp (Billy Joel)
Co4  Co4  Co4   TIE fighter attack!  Co4  Co4  Co4
CoP: Pink with Purple polka dots.
CoSysOp der PRECiSION BBS
CoSysop Wanted:  Must have good oral skills.
CoSysop, Thunderbolt BBS - 1.5 gig online, HST
CoSysop, Thunderbolt BBS - SDS, SDN, and more
CoSysop, Thunderbolt BBS - call for a good time
Coach Clinton: "Fake right, go left!"
Coal mining tribble with pick: *--)
Coal powered frog-violin
Coalesce into one your shadow and soul; Soon you will meet the undead!
Coalition Forces: fighting for YOUR right to dissent!
Coarse & violent nudity. Occasional language
Coarse violence and nudity. Occasional language.
Coarse-cut from downright poor low ASCII. (7 bit)
Coast Guard: for men too chicken to join the navy - Crow T. Robot
Coastal access, next left.
Coat-tail Crusin - Voyage a piece of clothing takes hangi
Coat-tail Crusin - Voyage a piece of clothing takes hanging out a car door
Coathangers, like bugs, breed if unobserved.
Cobain Lives On!!
Cobbler's daughter, but she was built to last
Cobol - where you DIVIDE 8 INTO CAKE GIVING SLICES
Cobol programmers are down in the dumps.
Cobra on Kilrathi - "There's no justification for their existance."
Cobra on my left... leopard on my right
Cobra:  A brassiere for Siamese twins.
Coca Cola Condoms:  Always the Real Thing
Coca Cola not found: (a)bort, (r)etry, (b)bitch
Coca-Cola 50 Million Times a Day - 1955
Coca-Cola : 6,000,000 Drinks a day-1900
Coca-Cola : Around the Corner from Everywhere. - 1923
Coca-Cola : Easy To Buy, Easy To Carry, Easy To Keep On Ice -1929
Coca-Cola : The Pause That Refreshes. - 1929
Coca-Cola : Within an Arms Reach of Desire. - 1924
Coca-Cola : World And Friend - 1950
Coca-Cola : You Can Trust It's Quality - 1933
Coca-Cola Delicious and Refreshing -1893
Coca-Cola Foods
Coca-Cola Quenches Thirst -1900
Coca-Cola The Year 'Round Drink -1893
Coca-Cola slammin' 'em all since 1886.
Cocaine - the thinking man's Dristan
Cocaine -- the thinking man's Aspirin.
Cocaine -- the thinking man's Dristan.
Cocaine and crack are as addictive as chocolate
Cocaine is God's way of saying to make too much god damned money
Cocaine is God's way of saying to make too much money.
Cocaine is God's way of telling you that you make too damn much money.
Cocaine is nature's way of telling you you have too much money
Cocaine is not all it is cracked up to be
Cocaine isn't habit forming,I should know, I've been using it for years.
Cocaine isn't habit forming.  I should know - I've been
Cocaine isn't habit forming.  I should know -- I've been using it for years. -- Tallulah Bankhead
Cocaine isn't what it is cracked up to be.
Cocaine lies: C'mon, just once can't hurt you.
Cocaine lies: It'll make you feel great.
Cocaine lies: Sex with cocaine is amazing.
Cocaine lies: You can't get addicted to cocaine.
Cocaine: God's way of telling you you make too much money.
Cocaine: It's God's way of saying you make too much money
Cocaine: Nature's way of telling you you make too much money
Cocaine: using tomorrow's energy today
Coccoon II: The Return. I guess they didn't like it up there. - Elaine
Cock it, pump it, now it's ready to blow!
Cock teaser
Cockadoodle, I say doodle, do, son.     Foghorn Leghorn
Cocker Spaniel.  I did.
Cockface !
Cockneys are poor, but they're never defeated & they always smile. -M. Caine
Cockrell uses 64.2k segments
Cockroach Slain, Husband Badly Hurt
Cockroach Slain, Husband Badly Hurt - film at 11.
Cockroach! - Tom as mother slaps girl's leg
Cockroach! -- Tom Servo
Cockroaches and mice are nature's way of lending us pets
Cockroaches are stocking up on it in the event of a nuclear war.
Cockroaches have done it for millions of years
Cockroaches have done it for millions of years, without apparent
Cockroaches have done it for millions of years.
Cockroaches rule the Earth.  Pass it on.
Cockroaches!  They're everywhere...uuugghh...I'm surrounded! - Mulder
Cockroaches: America's Little HouseGuests
Cockrobin - that's the answer!  Ahh, but what's the question?
Cocktail waitresses serve highballs.
Coconut milk. Young coconuts must love it. --Walter Ekland
Cod tongues?  "Won't eat anything out of a fish mouth"  Egg, sir?
Code 1 Emergency! That's a disaster call! Chekov
Code Green, all's well, Kirk out. - Kirk
Code as if whoever maintains your code is a violent psychopath
Code error...attempt to traverse chasm in two leaps
Code run. Run code run!
Code softly and carry a big debugger
Code, code, code, code, code, code, code, code, code, code, code, DIE!
Code.  Zero.  Zero.  Zero.  Destruct.  Zero. - Kirk
Code: (n.) a means of concealing bugs favored by programmers.
Code: (v.) process of concealing bugs by programming.
Codebreakers Anonymous:  We have no secrets
Codename of the next WINDOWS version: GODOT
Codename:  Bobby Goldsboro-Hair! -- Tom Servo
Codename:  Cubic Zirconium-Head! -- Mike Nelson
Codename:  Diamond Head-Cold! -- Crow T. Robot
Codename:  Interruptus! -- Crow T. Robot
Codename:  Receding! -- Tom Servo
Codename: Bobby Goldsboro Hair - Tom
Codename: Cubic Zirconium-Head - Mike
Codename: Diamondhead-cold - Crow
Codename: Grand Torino! - Mike
Codename: Interruptus - Crow
Codename: Interruptus! -- Crow T. Robot
Codename: Receding - Tom on Roy Thinnes' hairline
Coders know all the right MOVs.
Coding - An addictive drug.
Coding is like sex. One mistake & you support it for life
Coed Naked EMT:  Only the tough work a Code in the buff.
Coed dorms promote campus unrest.
Coed fraternity/sorority
Coed sues her parents for sending her to college
Cofee I need my coffee
Coffe, n. - Some mornings, almost better than sex
Coffee - 1 sugars - milk - and aspirin.
Coffee - 2 sugars - cream - and aspirin.
Coffee - 2 sugars - cream - and aspirin. - Sinclair
Coffee - 2 sugars, 2 cream - and aspirin.
Coffee - A legal drug addiction with free refills!
Coffee - Pharmacological basis of consciousness.
Coffee - The beans from Heaven!
Coffee - The beans from Hell!!
Coffee - the drink of the wired generation
Coffee Adultry:Your spouse has second cup from someone else's pot
Coffee Cup not found: &lt;W&gt;ash &lt;B&gt;uy new &lt;D&gt;rink straight from pot
Coffee Deleted - Operator Lost
Coffee Deleted - User Lost
Coffee Drinkers Anonymous Charter Member
Coffee I need my coffee
Coffee Jamaican blend double strong double sweet.-O'Brien
Coffee Loaded -- Operator Resumes
Coffee Not Found - Operator Halted!
Coffee Warmer: Place cup on Pentium, calculate Pi
Coffee Warmer: Place cup on Pentium, calculate Pi, get wrong answer.
Coffee Warmer: Place cup on Pentium, calculate Pi.
Coffee a  Go-Go. We don't know what it means either.
Coffee adultery:  Your spouse has a 2nd cup from someone else's pot!
Coffee affects your hearing. - Could you repeat that, please?
Coffee and Chocolate:The two basic food groups
Coffee and Echo mail are my second and third favorite thi
Coffee and EchoMail are my favorite things in the morning
Coffee and EchoMail are my second and third favorite things in the AM.
Coffee and cigarettes: The Original Cyber-Tools!
Coffee and cigarettes: The first two peripherals!
Coffee and cigarettes: Two *must have* peripherals!
Coffee and doughnuts:  The first two peripherals!
Coffee boiler: Place cup on Pentium, compute Pi using 586 unit.
Coffee coffee Coffee Coffee COFFEE COFFEE !!!
Coffee cup empty  system crash in 5 , 4 , 3 , 2 , 1 &$%&$###$%&*
Coffee doesn't cause cancer - Water does!
Coffee doesn't cause cancer -------- water does!!!
Coffee drinkers do it with shaky hands.
Coffee fact: the Japanese bathe in it for it's health giving qualities.
Coffee fact: the coffee industry employs 25 million people.
Coffee flavored cigarettes...kill yourself twice as fast.
Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
Coffee is *not* supposed to be a *solid*. -- Maj. Winchester, M*A*S*H
Coffee is ALL that matters!!  {{}}
Coffee is for people who feel they aren't irritable enough on their own. - John Wagner
Coffee is for wusses!  Tea is the drink of Champions!
Coffee is good food.
Coffee is my only *real* friend
Coffee is my only REAL friend
Coffee is not for kids
Coffee is not for kids    -Bart
Coffee is not for kids - Bart Simpson's lines
Coffee is not for kids -Bart Simp./Epis. 9F09 [last line is a scrawl]
Coffee is not for kids -Bart Simpson [last line is a scrawl]
Coffee is not for kids.
Coffee is not for kids. - Bart Simpson
Coffee is not for kids. - Bart's Board
Coffee is not for kids. --Bart Simpson.
Coffee is not supposed to be a *solid*. - Winchester
Coffee is the pharmacological basis of consciousness
Coffee line forms here.  Take a number.
Coffee makes a worker wise and able to see through half closed eyes
Coffee makes the world go round, love only populates it!
Coffee not found - (A)bort, (R)eheat, (T)remble?
Coffee not found - operator halted!
Coffee not found -- Programmer Halted!
Coffee not found. (A)bort (R)etry (S)nooze?
Coffee not found. Enter path to coffee-maschine:_
Coffee not found. Programmer halted!
Coffee not found:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)all asleep
Coffee not found:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)nooze?
Coffee not found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep
Coffee not found: SYSOP aborted!
Coffee or tea: The pharmacological basis of consciousness
Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love. - Turkish Proverb
Coffee sprayed everywhere on this one!
Coffee sweetend with NO-DOZ...Programmers' fuel
Coffee sweetened with NO-DOZ ... Programmers petrol!
Coffee table?  Purchased with the souls of young girls. -- Servo
Coffee via I.V. Drip (Doughnuts optional)
Coffee warmer:  Place cup on Pentium, compute Pi
Coffee will be the urination of me.
Coffee's a major plot point - Mike
Coffee's a major plot point-- Mike Nelson
Coffee's a slow poison...After drinking it for years, I'm still alive.
Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich
Coffee, Jamaican blend, double strong, double sweet
Coffee, Jamaican blend, double-strong, ... black ...  - Rasta
Coffee, Jamaican blend, double-strong, double-sweet. - O'Brien.
Coffee, Tea, or PGMP? -Menu, Toxic Cafe
Coffee, black and strong.
Coffee, black and strong. -- Agent Cooper
Coffee, chocolate and girls are not *absolutely* needed to live.
Coffee, ice cream, paper cuts & Dan Haggerty - Tom
Coffee, tea, monster coffee, tea, monster - Dot Warner
Coffee, tea, monster?  Dot Warner
Coffee, tea, monstercoffee, tea, monster-Dot
Coffee, two sugars, cream... and aspirin. -- Sinclair
Coffee--the beans from Hell!!
Coffee-Cup not found. Supervisor halted
Coffee. Thanks, that's better than sex! - Crow
Coffee..... the main ingredient in programmers
Coffee...tea...monster...coffee...tea...monster
Coffee.Com HOT not found: {a}bort, {r}eheat, {s}nooze
Coffee.Com not found (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)nooze?
Coffee.com not found: A)bort, R)etry, F)all asleep
Coffee.cup not found. Operator halted!
Coffee.cup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Coffee:  The pharmacological basis of consciousness.
Coffee: A brewed awakenin
Coffee: The pharmacological basis of consciousness.
Coffee: a legal drug addiction with free refills!
Coffee: pharmacological basis of consciousness.
Coffee?  Tea?  Ferret spit?
Coffee?  Tea?  Weasel spit?
Coffin for sale.  Lifetime guarantee.
Coffin not available.  Press F10 to cremate
Cogito Eggo Sum - I think, therefore I waffle.
Cogito Eggo sum   (I think; therefore, I am a waffle)
Cogito Ergo Batman:  I think, therefore I *WHAM*!
Cogito Ergo Boom - Smart Bomb!
Cogito Ergo Est - I think, therefore you is.
Cogito Ergo Hormel: I think therefore I Spam.
Cogito Ergo Hormel: I think therefore I Spam.
Cogito Ergo Mortalis...I think, therefore I'm Doomed.
Cogito Ergo Oink:  I think, therefore I ham. -- Shatner
Cogito Ergo SPLATT!  (I think, therefore I AIM!)
Cogito Ergo Sum. --Descartes.
Cogito Ergo Windows:  I think, therefore Icon.
Cogito Ergo Zoom (I Think, Therefore I Go FAST)
Cogito Ergo Zoom: I think, therefore I drive fast
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum - Ambrose Bierce
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum -- "I think that I think, therefore I think that I am." -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum--I think that I think, ther
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. (I think I think, therefore, I think I am.) - Ambrose Bierce
Cogito cogito, ergo cogito sum.
Cogito ergo . . . get into a lot of arguments
Cogito ergo .OBJ (I link therefore I am)
Cogito ergo Batman -- I think, therefore I BLAM!
Cogito ergo Deus non est.
Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong
Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong. - Blair Houghton
Cogito ergo bi-valve - I think, therefore I clam
Cogito ergo cogito !
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.) - Robert Byrne
Cogito ergo dim sum. - Robert Byrne
Cogito ergo liberal.
Cogito ergo oink
Cogito ergo possum:  I think, therefore I play dead.
Cogito ergo spud - I think, therefore I yam.
Cogito ergo sum conservative.
Cogito ergo sum presupposes "I"-ness
Cogito ergo sum; ergo dum vivimus vivamus
Cogito ergo tango. I think, therefore I dance.
Cogito ergo vroom
Cogito ergot sum: I hallucinate, therefore I am
Cogito sumere potum alterum
Cogito sumere potum alterum (I think I'll have another drink).
Cogito, Ergo, Hormel - I think, therefore I Spam.
Cogito, Ergo, Oink: I think, therefore I ham. -- Shatner
Cogito, cogito ergo sum... cogito.
Cogito, ergo Conservatore sum
Cogito, ergo Deus non est.
Cogito, ergo Homer - I think, therefore... ooohh!! Doughnuts!
Cogito, ergo Hormel (I think, therefore I Spam)
Cogito, ergo Hormel -- I think, therefore I Spam &lt;TM&gt;
Cogito, ergo Hormel.  (I think, therefore I Spam)
Cogito, ergo confusum
Cogito, ergo confusum, I think therefore I'm confused
Cogito, ergo confusum.
Cogito, ergo doleo.  --- I think, therefore I am depressed.
Cogito, ergo hmmm
Cogito, ergo slum: I design low-cost housing.
Cogito, ergo sum (I think, therefore I am)
Cogito, ergo sum conservative.
Cogito, ergo, oink: I think, therefore I ham. - shatner
Cogito, ergo, thud (I think, therefore I fall down)
Cogitus ergo conservatis
Cogley: Is the saving an innocent man's career a theatric?
Cognac: A noun I never yet declined.
Cognition is a poor substitute for education.
Cognitive Dissonance: it's not just for crackpots anymore!
Cognito Ergo Spud. I think, therefore I yam.
Cognito Ergo Zoom: I think, therefore I drive fast
Cognito ergo Batman -- I think, therefore I BLAM!
Cognito ergo windows - I think therefore icon.
Cognito, Ergo Hormel... I think, therefore, I'm Spam
Cognito, Ergo Spud. (I think, therefore I yam.)
Cognito, ergo perturbitas (I think, therefore I am confused)
Cohabitation does not make the marriage, it is the consent of the parties
Cohabitation is a crime punishable by marriage.
Cohen's Law: There is no bottom to worse
Cohen's Law: What really matters is the name you succeed in imposing on the facts, not the facts themselves
Cohodas' Law: If it looks too good to be true, it is.
Coiled, one thousand miles deep
Coin collectors DO IT in all denominations.
Coincide (v): what you do when it starts to rain.
Coincidence Often Isn'T.
Coincidence is God acting Anonymously
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
Coincidence, n.: You weren't paying attention to the other half of what was going on
Coincidence...or just plain stupid?
Coincidence?  No.  Cthulhu.
Coincidence?! - Kirk
Coincidences always happen for a reason.
Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G. K. Chesterton
Coincidences, are God's way of being anonymous
Coinophony - Annoying pocket concerts conducted by people
Coinophony - Annoying pocket concerts conducted by people jiggling keys,etc
Cointreauception - dip it in liqueur - it's all the rage
Coiterie: a very VERY close-knit group
Coito ergo cum
Coito ergo sum - A. Taylor
Coitus - a musical instrument.
Coitus Interruptus is _not_ a propagation delay
Coitus Interruptus, n. - Strangely, nothing to do with the Roadrunner Show
Coitus Interruptus. Emission Impossible.
Coitus ergo sum
Coitus interruptus, ergo no c_m
Coitus interruptus. Emission impossible.
Coitus is a musical instrument.
Coitus, ergo multiply.
Coitus: a musical instrument.
Cojones? What are they, and are we taxing them?- Bill Clinton
Coke & Twinkies.. the breakfast of Champions!!!
Coke + Bailey's = A Turd
Coke Belongs To You New Coke - 1985
Coke Classic.  Shaken, not stirred.  Stand back!
Coke adds life--but only Pepsi brings back your dead ancestors.
Coke adds life.
Coke adds life. - 1980
Coke allocation error - operator halted !
Coke brings back your ancestors from the dead
Coke drowns
Coke is it!
Coke or Pepsi....you decide !!
Coke, it's surreal thing.  -- Salvador Dali
Coke, smoke and a doughnut, Aviators breakfast
Coke.  The tastiest way to get caffeine.
Coke: The official sponsor of the NHL. &lt;snort&gt; Ahhh
Coke: the official sponsor of the NHL.        &lt;snort&gt; Ahhh.....
Cokeologists- 1986 New Coke
Cokley: Doctors said I was sick back then
Cokley: Good. Now, are you about finished with me, little sister?
Cokley: Red and white ones, little sister
Cokley: They gave me some pills. I served my time and... now I'm better
Col. 4:5-6
Col. Green: History tends to exaggerate
Col. Potter would like to address the personnel personally. - Radar
Cola schmeckt besser als aus der Flasche
Cold Capture, Warm Boot
Cold Dark Matter ain't dead, it only smells funny
Cold Fire : Fire Elemental in an Icy Prison.
Cold Pizza and Molson, breakfast of champions.
Cold Turkey, n. - Pulling the drug out from under an addict
Cold and lonely, they whirled noiselessly through the black holes of space.
Cold as a well-digger's bottom.
Cold fish?! - Dax
Cold fresh voles nibbling at my toes...fun,fun,fun, in the sun,sun,sun
Cold hands, no gloves
Cold hands, warm feet.
Cold hands, warm heart.
Cold hands... warm slug - Trill proverb
Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Christians
Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more catholics.
Cold is the viper, stalking the night for the heat it must find.
Cold milk, warm backrubs, hot baths...all temperature cheer
Cold natures have only recollections; tender natures have remembrances.
Cold pizza for breakfast - warm Coke to wash it down!
Cold pizza is Nature's most perfect food
Cold pizza:  the generic breakfast
Cold pizza: The perfect breakfast.
Cold steel and hand grenades: how God MEANT man to fight
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs, and trips to DMV
Cold wave linked to temperatures.
Cold waves from Canada. Can we weatherstrip the border?
Cold, adj.: When the local flashers are handing out written descriptions
Cold, adj.: When the politicians walk around with their hands in their own pockets
Cold, ice, and snow are an *inconvenience* compared to an earthquake!
Cold-Blooded murder: Hypothermicide.
Cold:  When a lawyers hands are in his OWN pockets!
Cold??? When I spread her legs open, a light came on!
ColdBoots R Us
Colder than a baby in a brass diaper.
Colder than a dead eskimo's ass.
Colder than a well-digger's ass in the Klondike
Cole fussion is against the slaws of physics
Cole's Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing
Cole's Law:  "Thinly sliced cabbage."
Cole's Law:  Finely chopped cabbage.
Cole's Law:  Thinly sliced cabbage.
Cole's law--thinly sliced cabbage.
Cole's law: Shredded Cabbage
Cole's law: Sliced cabbage!!
Coleman Francis is Curly Howard in The Fugitive - Mike
Coleman Francis makes a terrific stewardess - Crow
Coleman, I think you sat in ice cream -- Crow
Coles Law: Chopped Lettuce
Colic -- sheep dog
Colic............. A sheepdog.
Colic:  A sheep dog...
Colic:  A sheepdog that is part collie
Colic: A sheep dog.
Colic: a sheepdog that is part collie.
Colin Bomba `arris was `ere.
Colin Ferguson: Just a nice guy who shoots prejudice people
Colin Powell for President of the United States
Colin Powell was supposed to log-on in '96, but he never even got a dial
ColinDOS 6.0 Beta: Unstable? UNSTABLE?! UNSTABLE????!!!!
ColinDOS 6.0- (A)dmire self, (R)epeat word 3 times, getting louder.
ColinDOS 6.0: (A)bort (R)etry (S)trangle (C)huck a Wobbly
ColinDOS 6.0: (A)dmire self, (R)epeat word 3 times, getting louder.
ColinDOS 6.0: (C)arrot juice? (C)arrot juice?! (C)ARROT JUICE??!!
ColinDOS 6.0: Insufficient memory in EGO.EXE ... Load high (Y/N)?
ColinDOS 6.0: With in built doublespace
Collaboration, n.: A literary partnership based on the false assumption that the other fellow can spell
Collaboration: A literary partnership based on the false
Collaboration: A literary partnership based on the false assumption that
Collaborators.  Not even the Ferengi would do that. - Odo
Collage - French institute of higher education
Collapse Schrodinger's Wave Function!
Collar and chains? - Dire Wolf
Collateral damage is good for you! - Iceberg
Collect Taglines; NOT messages!
Collect all recipes series! recipe NUMBER 8/10
Collect all taglines series!  TAGLINE NUMBER 8/10
Collect art, its cheaper than ex-wives!
Collect call from Earth, will you accept?
Collect flags of different countries - including Texas!
Collect taglines for valuable free gifts!
Collect the O.J. Simpson trial card set. Only 89,000 cards per set!
Collecting $$$ to give Barney a 1-way ticket to Jurassic Park.
Collecting cards for Craig
Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.
Collecting taglines is God's way of saying you have too much time
Collecting voyage details on the ship "Raleigh" (also passengers,etc)
Collective Belief shapes the Nation
Collective Security, n. - Maintenance of world peace through world war
Collective call from Borg, Will you accept the charges?
Collective good replaces individual goodies. - PJ O'Rourke
Collective is irrelevant.   --Individualist of Borg
Collective liberty
Collectivist liberalism is curable if detected early.
Collector:  Person few care to see but ask to call again
Collectors DO IT excessively
Collectors do it excessively.
Collectors do it in sets.
Collectors do it obsessively.
Collects cards for Craig.
College - a hole in the teller window you throw money at!
College Athletics  - By Nancy Dubblelay
College Basketball In The South  - By N. C. State
College Education:Something to talk about while waiting in an unemployment line.
College For Soldiers - By G. I. Bill
College Insanity: Become a love hostage. (definition available)
College Insanity: Find apathy a desirable quality in a lover
College Professor: Determine whether glass is empty or full. Show work
College Students Do It With Class
College Students do it until they get it right.
College algebra
College atheletes are in a class by themselves...Remedial Reading !
College book report=free translation of Cliff notes!OJW
College don't make fools; they only develop them
College education
College is a fountain of knowledge where students come to drink
College is a fountain of knowledge... and the students are there to drink
College is just High School with ashtrays
College is like a woman -- you work so hard to get in, and nine months later you wish you'd never come
College is one big party with a $20,000 cover charge.
College isn't the place to go for ideas.
College isn't the place to go for ideas. - Hellen Keller
College isn't the place to go for ideas. -- HELLEN KELLER
College isn't too bad, except for classes
College marriages are o.k. if the colleges really love each other
College nothing, I'm goin' to Vegas!! - Skippy
College professors talk in other people's sleep.
College students DO IT with happy fun balls!
College years - Boy's vacation between his mother and his wife
College:  Guarantee the quality of the product or return
College:  The fountains of knowledge, where everyone goes to drink.
College:  Where girls go for facts and guys go for figures.
College:  something to fill in the time between BBS calls.
College: $100 for a book, $300 to prove you read it.
College: A bar with a $25000 cover charge.
College: Guarantee the quality of the product or return.
College: The bread of life; a four year loaf.
College: The fountains of knowledge, where everyone goes to drink.
College: Where football is taught
College: a freak alcohol related accident
College?  It was the best 14 years of my life!
Colleges and universities are immune to their own knowledge
Colleges does not give an education, but a means to an education
Colleges don't make fools; they only develop them
Colleges need federal aid - SEND TROOPS!
Colleges teach dead languages as if they were buried.
Colloquially expressed, but essentially correct. Spock
Colonel Blair will be reduced to a pile of entrails..  - Thrakhath
Colonel Moamar Khadafy action figures  - Tom Servo
Colonel North, may we borrow your shredder? - Hillary Clinton
Colonel North, we'd like our shredders back. - Hillary Clinton
Colonel Powell, a little overqualified to work here.
Colonel Sanders does it, then licks his fingers.
Colonel Sanders started mad cow disease for marketing reasons.
Colonel Tweety-Pie was asking about you.
Colonel. Kick the little twerp's ass. - Eisen
Colonel?  Or should I call you Houdini? - Rollins
Colonels don't know their brass from their elbows. - Col. Potter
Color is essential to a Butterfly!
Color is only a pigment of your imagination.
Color me inquisitive
Color movies eventually fade to black and white.
Color slide viewing cures insomnia
Color them *S*W*I*P*E*D* ... Thanks, Myra!
Color this Cat Platinum!
Color, Delete
Color-coordinated does not mean blood-shot hair
Colorado - The centennial state.
Colorado - Where you can get a Rocky Mountain High.
Colorado Amendment 2 is Wrong!  Discrimination is Wrong!
Colorado: Where they don't buy M & M's, 'cause they're so hard to peel
Colorado?  What's that?
Colorectal - an officer in the military
Colored music
Colorful ancestors may be found hanging from the family tree.
Coloring the sunshine hours, they are the ladies of the canyon.
Colorize Mr. Ed!
Colorizes your mono monitor. 
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously - Noam Chomsky
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously ...
Colorless green odors gravitate furiously
Colors may, in time, fade.
Colors of the American flag:  [256, 0, 0], [256, 256, 256] and [0, 0, 256].
Colossus & his impeccable sense of timing - Mike
Colossus and his impeccable sense of timing-- Mike Nelson
Colossus of Sardia:  Brass Man on Steroids
Colossus parts ferns with his bare hands - Crow
Colossus parts ferns with his bare hands! -- Crow T. Robot
Colossus:  Fearless vagrant! -- Mike Nelson
Colossus: Fearless vagrant! - Mike
Colostomy Bag...external storage for a socialist's brain
Colourless green ideas sleep furiously
Colours fade, temples crumble, empires fall, but wise words endure.
Colours go waltzing in time
Colours of the School of Experience: Black and Blue.
Colson's Law: When you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow
Colt - the original point & click interface
Colt .45, semi-automatic.  Play-dough. -- Number 5
Colt 45: The original point-and-click interface.
Colt Model P -- The original point-and-click interface.
Colt45 0.94.b[debug]
Colton: All the way to the top
Colton: Does this look like the work of little green men?
Colton: Excuse me?
Colton: So Mulder, what do you think?
Colton: You can't be serious
Columbia University is the second largest landowner in New York City, after the Catholic Church
Columbine - Add up all the numbers in a column
Columbus - world's largest parking lot
Columbus HAD a fourth ship--it sailed over the edge.
Columbus Typing Method: Discover it and land on it.
Columbus _DID_ have a fourth ship. Too bad it sailed over the edge
Columbus circumsized the world in a giant Clipper!
Columbus didn't discover America. He _invaded_ it.
Columbus had 4 ships... The 4th fell over the edge
Columbus had a 4th ship...it sailed over the edge
Columbus had a fourth ship - it sailed over the edge.
Columbus only discovered the New World. You can discover Sailor Moon!
Columbus only discovered the new world.  You can discover Animaniacs!
Columbus only discovered the new world.  You can discover Messenger!
Columbus' birthday -- and I had no time to buy him a gift
Columbus, I have sighted MODERATOR. Lets get out of here!
Columbus, Vespucci, And Me - By Enzo Diurth
Columbus, Vespucci, And Me: Enzo DiUrth*
Columbus: borrowed money, Got Lost, Lost ships, and is a Hero?
Columnated Ruins Domino  mike.dickson@almac.co.uk  TEAM OS/2
Columnists DO IT by the inch.
Colvard's logical premise: all probabilities are 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't
Com 'on ump...what kinda call is that?
Com Earlobe - The Googooplex Names of Tom Servo!
Com'on Bill, toot that Sax!
Com'on Hon, Bill says we should get our 95 Edsel today!
Com'on folks, get a life! It's all just 1s & 0s!
Coma - a form of punctuation
Coma -- a punctuation mark
Coma:  A punctuation mark...
Comb your Darren Stevens haircut - Mike
Comb your Darren Stevens haircut. -- Mike Nelson
Comb your hair!  You look dreadful!
Comb your hair...you look dreadful!
Combat the Wyrm Whereever it Dwells and Wherever It Breeds.
Combat:  Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing
Combat:  Automatic weapons - aren't
Combat:  Friendly fire - isn't
Combat:  If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid
Combat:  If short of everything but enemy, you're in combat zone
Combat:  If the enemy can't get in, you can't get out
Combat:  If the enemy is within range, then so are you
Combat:  If you can't remember, the claymore's pointed towards you
Combat:  If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush
Combat:  If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy
Combat:  Military Intelligence can be a contradiction in terms
Combat:  Mines are equal opportunity weapons
Combat:  Never draw fire - it irritates everyone around you
Combat:  Never share a foxhole with someone braver than you
Combat:  No inspection-ready unit has ever passed combat
Combat:  Organization is the enemy of improvisation
Combat:  Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support
Combat:  The light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash
Combat:  The quartermaster has two sizes; too large & too small
Combat:  Try to look unimportant D the enemy may be low on ammo
Combat:  When in doubt - empty your magazine
Combat:  Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder
Combat: 5 second grenade fuses will burn down in 3 seconds
Combat: All weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather
Combat: Always expect your opponent to make his best move
Combat: Don't look conspicuous - it draws fire
Combat: Fortify your front, and you'll get your rear shot up
Combat: Incoming fire has the right of way
Combat: Interchangable parts - won't
Combat: Keep it simple, stupid
Combat: Leak proof seals - will
Combat: No battle plan survives contact with the enemy
Combat: No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection
Combat: Peace is our profession - mass murder's just a hobby
Combat: Recoilless weapons - aren't
Combat: Remember, your weapon was made by the lowest bidder
Combat: Smart bombs have bad days too
Combat: Suppressive fire - won't
Combat: The best defense is to stay out of range
Combat: The easy way is always mined
Combat: The enemy diversion you're ignoring is the main attack
Combat: The side with the simplest uniforms, wins
Combat: Tracers work both ways
Combat: You are not Superman
Combiloops - The 2-3 unsuccessful attempts at opening a c
Combiloops - The 2-3 unsuccessful attempts at opening a combination lock
Combinatorialists do it a countable number of times, sadly.
Combinatorialists do it discreetly.
Combo Holiday...Mexican-German Independence Day...Cinco De Bismark.
Comcast won't carry Sci-Fi Channel?  Photon torpedoes locked.
Come 'n see the violence inherent in th' system!
Come ALGORE, let's go to Congress for some blood!
Come Back Ernie
Come Back When You Grow Up
Come In Out Of the Wheatfield, Grandma, You're Goin' Against the Grain
Come Let Us Sing to the Lord
Come Mista Crowley-man, talley me Cabala
Come Monday I'll be holding you tight
Come Monday, it'll be all right.
Come Mr. Crowley man, tally me Kabbalah
Come ON, Beverly, it's been six years,... Just take him!
Come On Man!, I Can Take It! - Fly.
Come On Mom, Pleeeeease? - By G. Y. Nott
Come On Up To The Lab... And See What's On The Slab
Come On..Tell It Me
Come Out Of The Closet-Expose Yourself-Read Another QWK
Come Unto Me, All Ye That Labour and Are Heavy Laden, and I Will Give You Rest !!
Come Watson the game is a foot
Come a little bit closer...hear what I have to say
Come along - the master doesn't like to be kept waiting
Come along Darling
Come along and sing a song and join the jamboree!
Come along now.......come along, come along. - Odo
Come along with me Lucille in my merry Oldsmobile - Tom
Come along!  There's plenty, and to spare. --Smaug
Come along, my little booboochitos. -- Opus Penguin
Come along, the Master doesn't like to be kept waiting.  /Shift/ it!
Come along, the Mistress doesn't like to be kept waiting.
Come along.  The Master doesn't like to be kept waiting.  -Riff Raff
Come along. The Master doesn't like to be kept waiting.
Come and be bound in my ecstasy... said the blonde coiling the rope
Come and drink from the well that will never run dry!     Petra
Come and get me coward!-Alice
Come and get some in @TN@'s kitchen
Come and join our Borg OS/2; all other operating systems are irrelevant
Come and knock on my door. We've been waiting for you...3's Company
Come and listen to a fortune... - Moody Blues
Come and play in our brass band.  There are no strings attached
Come and sail on my golden sea.
Come and see !! You'll be frustrated !
Come and see the violence inherent in the system!  -Peasant
Come and waste a knight with me... - SCA bumper sticker
Come any closer and I'll use my magnet!
Come any closer and you'll get the whole picture. - Col. Potter
Come as you are
Come back Bush, all is forgiven
Come back and fight like a duck! * Darkwing Duck
Come back any time you want a similar trashing
Come back here and fight like a paperback!
Come back here man, give me my daughter -- PJ Harvey
Come back here! I'll bite your bloody knees off!
Come back here, you coward!  I've had worse than this!
Come back kitty!  We've got skindiving lessons at 4!
Come back next week when the smell has gone away
Come back to Detroit, we missed you the first time!
Come back to New Jersey, we missed you the first time.
Come back to Oakland, we missed you the first time.
Come back to bed, Duke
Come back when you get some pubes, @FN@.
Come back when you get some pubes, Orville.
Come back when you get some pubes, boys.
Come back when you get some skates, boys. huh huh huh
Come back when you've evolved!
Come back with me...make a difference AGAIN! -- Picard to Kirk(ST:G)
Come back ya pansie! I'll bite yer legs off!
Come back you fat bearded bi**h!
Come back!  I only want to kill you a little!
Come back, Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter! - TV's Frank sings
Come back, and I'll tell you about dog tags, & dog roses & dogma!
Come back, kitty!  We've got skydiving lessons at 4!!
Come back, ya PANSIE!  I'll bite yer legs off!!!.
Come beloved, I'm hungry and the city awaits. - Claudia
Come closer a little closer ulp! Go away!
Come closer and tell me about it.
Come closer, closer, closest
Come closer... a little closer... ulp! Go away!
Come closer...a little closer... GOTCHA NOW!
Come closera little closerulp! Go away!
Come crawling faster, Obey your master                      -Metallica
Come explore your dreams creation, enter this world of imagination.
Come fog, fire of Fall! Have I made myself plain enough?
Come follow me the Savior said. Then let us in his foot steps tread.
Come for the pictures of fish, stay for the house wine!
Come forth Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job.
Come get you kicks, with Borg 6 of 6.
Come get your kicks, on Route 66
Come get your kicks, with Borg 6 of 6
Come give your son a kiss. - Warlock II: The Armaggeddon
Come here child... Granny has a present for you. -- Baba Yaga
Come here! Let's cuddle up and see if I can make it feel any better!!
Come here, little girl.  Want some candy?  Quick!  Grab her!
Come here....I could HURT you!
Come hold my hand. You know this journey could be long.
Come home America. -- George McGovern, 1972
Come home Oedipus, all is forgiven. Mum.
Come home with your shield or on it- A Spartan Mother. [Jw]
Come if you can't, but if you can, please stay home.
Come in  Number 51,  Your Time  Is Up
Come in @N@, my fancy-pansy nancy boy!
Come in @TFName, you free floating sewage leak!
Come in @TO@, my fancy-pansy nancy boy!
Come in @TOFIRST@, you free floating sewage leak!
Come in Beverly, I'll show you a real Picard Maneuver
Come in Joel, you fancy, pantsy, nancy-boy!
Come in Joel, you free floating sewage leak!
Come in Joeline, my little orbiting Dove Bar - Dr. F
Come in Orville, you fancy, pantsy, nancy-boy!
Come in Orville, you free floating sewage leak!
Come in and find out!
Come in for a faith lift.
Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar
Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar, you're gonna go far -Floyd
Come in out of the darkness, let my light show you the way.
Come in, @TOFIRST@, and I'll show you a real Picard maneuver
Come in, Beverly, and I'll show you a real Picard maneuve
Come in... and welcome home.-Bruce Wayne to Alfred
Come into my house, eat my bananas & mock me? - Tom
Come into my house, eat my bananas, and mock me? -- Tom Servo
Come into my spiderweb. - Kermit
Come join the Warner brothers and the Warner sister Dot.
Come listen to a prophet's voice and hear the word of God.
Come listen to the fragments of my thoughts
Come meet the Warner Brothers and the Warner Sister Dot
Come near me, while I sing the ancient ways. (Yeats)
Come not between a Nazgul and his prey or I'll huff and I'll puff :-)
Come not between the dragon and his wrath.
Come not between the dragon and his wrath... - Dohlman, Tremere
Come now, Doctor, it won't hurt...much!  Picard[naked]
Come now, Doctor, we're all consenting adults. - Picard.
Come now, and let us reason together. - Isaiah 1:18
Come now.  He couldn't hit a barn at this dista... &gt;THUMP!&lt;
Come off! I'm sane now! - Homer, scrubbing his INSANE stamp off
Come on @LN@, we're not out of this yet!
Come on @TOFIRST@, no one is THAT stupid!!
Come on @TOLAST@, we're not out of this yet!
Come on Bob, don't be afraid to party!
Come on Doc, time to be a hero. - Kira
Come on Edna, we both know these kids have no future! - Skinner
Come on Havoc, we're not out of this yet!
Come on Heffer. Let's go. I think I'm bleeding internally."-Rocko
Come on Honey..it doesn't hurt I promise !!!
Come on Illuminati.
Come on John, stop lurking about.
Come on John...get with the program :)
Come on Mav, do some of that pilot [stuff]! -Goose
Come on Scully. It will be a nice trip to the forrest
Come on Spock pull my finger. - Kirk
Come on Taxi, we're not out of this yet.
Come on along with ABC
Come on an' take another piece o'my heart now, baby... - Janis Joplin
Come on an' take another piece o'my heart now, baby... - Janis Joplin
Come on and wreck my car - TMBG
Come on baby crack a smile for me... - Aerosmith
Come on baby drive me crazy, Do it do it -- Deep Purple
Come on baby light my fire....--The Doors.
Come on banana fingers show to keyboard who is who
Come on children, what could be so bad?  It's Salisbury steak day. - Chef
Come on dance little sister, little sister wants to dance!
Come on do the circulation; Starts w/ your heart what a great sensation!
Come on folks, get a life! It's all just 1s & 0s!
Come on give Clinton credit for what he has done - DeWitt Clinton!
Come on guys ! You can *never* have enough Hulk cards !
Come on guys!, it's all ball bearings nowadays
Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here? - Moe
Come on honey!  Pull daddy's finger! - Bill Clinton
Come on honey, more electricity! Peddle harder!
Come on in! Take your bloody time...!
Come on in!:  by Doris Open
Come on in, my day was ruined anyhow
Come on in...I'm out of medication, and I have weapons
Come on in;  my day was going bad anyway
Come on out here! California rules! Like, totally! - Dex
Come on over baby--whole lotta shakin' goin' on...!
Come on over for BBQ said Pooh as he eyed Piglet hungrily.
Come on over here baby, I want to do a thing with you.Firesign Theater
Come on over here, baby, I want to do a thing with you.
Come on over there's nobody home. I went over - nobody was home !!
Come on put your hands togeater,Come on take a chance on Rock N Roll.
Come on ref, get in there! - Vince McMahon
Come on thunder...come on thunder
Come on without; come on within
Come on you miner for truth and delusion, and shine! - Pink Floyd
Come on you painter, you piper, you prisoner, and shine! -Pink Floyd
Come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr, and shine! -Floyd
Come on!  Confess! -Ben
Come on!  It's a whole new life out there!
Come on!  Make with the kitten! -- Crow T. Robot
Come on!  This is my mom we're talking about. -- Radar
Come on! Haggle!
Come on! I don't think we have much time. Garak
Come on! Make with the kitten! - Crow, impatiently
Come on! Not now. I'm too drunk.
Come on! You won't melt if I kiss you! &lt;xx&gt; Odo melts
Come on!!!
Come on, #TN#, we're not out of this yet!
Come on, @F, let's watch fairies at the lake
Come on, @FN@, we're not out of this yet!
Come on, @TOFIRST@, let's watch fairies at the lake
Come on, @TOFIRST@, we're not out of this yet!
Come on, Chief, it's now or never. Crusher
Come on, Daddy, we want a story. -- Hawkeye to Col. Potter
Come on, Doc, time to be a hero. - Kira
Come on, Doc.  Time to be a hero. - Peri Brown AND Kira Nerys
Come on, Doc.  Time to be a hero.  Kira Nerys
Come on, Henry, there's a bottle dying to meet you. - Trapper
Come on, I'm serious! Let's go find the dolphin!
Come on, Illuminati.
Come on, King of the Jews!
Come on, Nick!  You're 800 years old.  What's an egg? -- Natalie
Come on, Orville, we're not out of this yet!
Come on, Patty, get it together
Come on, Snow White!  Take your best shot! -- Julia
Come on, Spock ... pull my finger! - Captain Kirk
Come on, Spock!  Pull my finger!  -- Kirk
Come on, Tommy, let's get out of here. Rikki
Come on, admit it.  Sometimes you think I'm all right. - Han Solo
Come on, baby needs a new pair of shoes!
Come on, baby needs a new pair of taglines!
Come on, be original. Say yes. Everybody else says no. &lt;Riggs&gt;
Come on, big guy On your feet -- Geordi
Come on, don't be afraid to party!
Come on, feel the noise; girls, rock your boys
Come on, folks, get a life!  It's all just 1s & 0s!
Come on, guys....let's get creative! :)
Come on, horsie, come on. Hop. You have fine straw there. Come on
Come on, in a first level dungeon? It has to be a gas spore.
Come on, isn't this this all wonderfully barbaric?  Q
Come on, let's get nekkid.  Just for a week. -- Nate, WTNE
Come on, let's go break the news to Morn. Odo
Come on, let's go check it out. - Simba
Come on, my friends let's make for the hills -Pink Floyd
Come on, now, I hear you're feeling down - Pink Floyd
Come on, one night at the theater won't kill you. -Mary Todd Lincoln
Come on, show him your underwear, anything goes! - VP Al Gore
Come on, smile! Lemme see your two front teeth. - Louis
Come on, take a poke at me. - Q
Come on, what are you, a man or a munchkin?  - Lister
Come on, you birds, let's roost. -- Col. Potter
Come on, you guys!  I don't kiss and tell! -- Radar
Come on, you pansy! - The Black Knight
Come on, you rotten pile of Gummi Bears! -- Al Calavicci
Come on.  How do you expect to rule the world if you can't answer a few impossible questions? --Flynn to MCP
Come on.  It's me! La Forge
Come on.  Let's keep a little optimism here. - Han Solo
Come on. Link. Come back to me. - Ramirez
Come on. We didn't eat for 2 days. I'm hungry - Geordi
Come on. We have to hurry-Alice
Come on... Lead me into temptation... I'm really BORED!
Come on...Dirty MAYBE!  Definitely not SCSI!!
Come onLead me into temptationI'm really BORED!
Come one, come all! Sue MicroSoft Anonymously! Limited time only!
Come out Autobot.  We all must die sometime. - Galvatron
Come out and face your doom like a big worm...thingy. -Queen Slug-Butt
Come out from among them, and be ye separate 2 COR 6:17
Come out with your hands up and offer me your meaty portions. - Earl
Come out with your pants down!     -Beavis
Come out wittle bunny wabbit (Blam) Gun controwl dat!
Come out, come out wherever you are.
Come outta there for a spanking! -- Opus' Mom
Come quickly, Lord Jesus.
Come quietly or I'll use earplugs
Come quietly or there will be...trouble - Robocop
Come rescue, rescue me.  From this Hollywood life
Come ride with the kelpie; I'll steal your soul to the deep.
Come see New Jersey. Then LEAVE!
Come the moment, come the man. - David Gemmell
Come then! My log does not judge!
Come to Butt-Head...." - Butt-Head, to attractive women
Come to Butt-head
Come to Ch*ch.  What is missing?
Come to Daddy!-Freddy Krueger
Come to Florida, bring money, and GET THE HECK OFF OUR BEACH!
Come to Florida, bring money, and STAY OUTTA THE SWAMP!
Come to Florida, we'll shoo, er, show you a good time!
Come to Iraq.... we're having a blast!
Come to L.A. & We'll treat you like a KING! .......LAPD
Come to L.A. We'll treat you like a King.
Come to LA and be treated like a King!!!
Come to McKitty's: Home of the Fried Catnip Burger. (Monica "Catwoman")
Come to McKitty's: Home of the fried Catnip Burger. {catwoman}
Come to Papa! - Ash
Come to Totem City for a big fire sale - Tom
Come to Uncle Mongol - Mike leers as villain grabs girl
Come to Wisconsin.. .and smell the dairy air!
Come to Zion, come to Zion, For your coming Lord is nigh.
Come to me, Cosette, the light is fading. - Fantine, Les Mis
Come to me...I will take care of you
Come to mummy... - takkatakkatakkatak! (S.Weaver clone in Aliens XIX)
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Come to my bed and let's practice parallel parking
Come to my window!  I'll be home soon!  I'll be home!
Come to sunny Florida (Kelvar vest optional)
Come to the war, often? - Tom leers to girl
Come to the war, often? -- Tom Servo
Come to this house. Be one of us. Have a beer. Relax
Come up and see me sometime
Come up and see me sometime when I've nothing but the wireless on. - Mae West
Come up and see me sometime, big boy.&lt;Mae West&gt;
Come up and see me sometime.
Come up and see me sometime.  Come Wednesday, that's amateur night.  -- Mae West
Come up to Michigan for a nice Climax! (Climax, MI)
Come up to the lab and see what's on the slab. --Frank
Come up to the lab... and see what's on the slab... Frank N. Furter
Come up to the laband see what's on the slab
Come up to us and we will show you a thing. - 1 Samuel 14:12
Come up with five type-in taglines on the spot.)  8)
Come visit the land that toons built - Mickey's Toontown at Disneyland
Come vit me to ze terminal, we'll make boo-tea-fuel line
Come vit me to ze terminal, we'll make boo-tea-fuel line noise togezer
Come waste a Knight with me!
Come with me if you want to live. -- Kyle Reese
Come with me if you want to live. -- The Terminator
Come with me, Doctor. This will be interesting. Picard
Come with me, son... I'm a poleethman
Come with me; we'll find your people. -- Kes
Come, @F... There is evil afoot!
Come, @TOFIRST@... There is evil afoot! --The Tick
Come, Arthur!  There is evil afoot!  The Tick
Come, Arthur, there is evil afoot..!
Come, Check out the StoryBoard Conference!
Come, Doctor!  It's as easy as pie! -- The Master
Come, Doctor! It's as easy as pie! --The Master, 5 Doctors.
Come, Fenric.  Play the game of traps. - The Doctor
Come, Lord Jesus! (Rev.22:20)
Come, Mak-khoy! Bring our child!--Eliane
Come, Pinky, we're wasting time travel! - Brain
Come, Watson, come!  The game is afoot
Come, Watson, come!  The game is afoot. - Sherlock Holmes
Come, be a man: drown thyself!  drown cats and blind puppies.
Come, come now, don't be shy!
Come, come, let me settle the bill. No lah, I pay lah!
Come, for all the world lies hushed and fallen--Jim Morrison
Come, join the rest of us who are suffering from Pentium envy
Come, mistah Crowley-man, talley me Khabbala
Come, muse, let us sing of rats! -- From a poem by James Grainger, 1721-1767
Come.  I have such sights to show you. -- Julia
Come.  We are ready for the floor show. -- Frank N. Furter
Come. --Kosh.
Come. -Kosh/Babylon 5
Come. See the monster. Don't you ever miss it - Mike
Come.......join us. - Intendant
Comedian:  Does, in a second, what it takes hours for a chicken to do
Comedians do it for laughs.
Comedians do it standing up.
Comedy has to be truth. -- Caesar
Comedy in the Twilight Zone
Comedy is Not Pretty! --Steve Martin.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. - Ustinov
Comedy is socially acceptable aggression. - Carlin
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without puking.
Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett
Comedy of YATIS, William Shakespeare
Comedy's fun when you know the secret. -- Joel Robinson
Comedy, like Medicine, was never meant to be practiced by the general public
Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act
Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself, with a smile. - J. B. Priestley
Comeing soon to your BBS it's "Night of the Living Thread
Comeing soon...It's night of the living thread.....ahhh!!
Coment peut-on avoir confiance en des gens du Parle Ment.
Comercialism is destroying the economy!  Send $29.95 for more info
Comes across all shy and coy, just another nancy boy -- Placebo
Comes from a long line of first cousins
Comes in Regular, Nonfatal, and now NEW Fatal!
Comes with all you see here. Batteries not included.
Comet ASCII: - - ---===*
Comet ASCII: - -- ---===&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;*
Comet ASCII: - -- ---===&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;*
Comet Destroys Saturn! (Vintage two-door Mercury also damaged)
Comets are the nearest thing to nothing that anything can be and still be something. - National Geographic Society
Comfort's in my coffee cup.--Billy Joel
Comfort, commitment, marriage... what do these three things have in common?
Comfort, commitment, marriage... what do these three things have in common? The letter C.  Well, except for marriage
Comfort:  Com fort and dentify yurself
Comfortable air-conditioned environment - Do not open Windows
Comfortable chair! -- Worf
Comfortable truth isn't
Comfortable truth isn't. - Jack Butler
Comfortable truth, isn't.
Comfortably Numb!
Comic Central  www.mnsinc.com/hyworth/comics/index.html
Comic Strip complaints, Have to share page with horoscope
Comic Strip complaints, Mary Worth is 'a real bringdown'.
Comic Strip complaints, Poor sex life
Comic Truth #1: Super powers require the wearing of gaudy costumes.
Comic Truth #2:  Exposure to deadly radiation = Super powers.
Comic book:  (n) the only place where men in tights are macho
Comic books really WILL rot your mind
Comic books really WILL rot your mind. - Freakazoid
Comic vision often leads to serious solutions.
Comics and Investment are oxymorons.
Comics:  Not just for kids anymore because they can't afford 'em!
Comics:  They're not just for fat aging hippies anymore!
Comics: Not just for kids anymore because they can't afford 'em!
Comics: They're not just for fat aging hippies anymore!
Comin' at ya from Down Under in Melbourne, Australia
Comin' in fast, I'm right here above you!
Comin's Law: People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first
Coming January 1995:Star Trek Voyager
Coming Out should be a voluntary act of affirmation.
Coming SOON!  The Tao of Fax's Fault!  -=It just IS!=-
Coming SOON!!...The Sequel, JESUS CHRIST RETURNS!!!!!!!!
Coming SOON: Arachnophobia starring Little Miss Muffitt.
Coming SOON: Spaceballs II, The Quest for More Money.
Coming Soon  Star Trek: The Geritol Generation
Coming Soon - ANCESTRAL MEMORIES, Win Genie Pgm, with Photo support!
Coming Soon - DOOM III:  What The Hell?
Coming Soon ... Star Trek: The Geritol Generation
Coming Soon To A TV Near You: The 1994-95 National Hockey League Season!
Coming Soon To An Arena Near You: The 1994-95 NHL Season!
Coming Soon on MTV: Death metal unplugged
Coming Soon on NBC: "Hulk Hogan's Heroes"
Coming Soon to ZOOM: It's the 2000's vs. the 19100's!
Coming Soon to a Store Near You - Darkwing Duckhead Jeans
Coming Soon to a Store Near You - Darkwing Duckhead Jeans
Coming Soon to a Theater of War Near You: Desert Storm II!
Coming Soon to the Sci-Fi Channel: The Life of @N@!
Coming Soon!  "I Can't Get No (Active Co-sys')" by the Rolling Sysops
Coming Soon!  Starr Trek: The Whitewater Generation
Coming Soon! Daleks Vs. Borg - EXTERMINATE! / ASSIMILATE!
Coming Soon! Mouse support for Turbo Edlin.
Coming Soon!!  Mouse Support for Edlin!!
Coming Soon!YOUNG EARTHWORM JIM filmed in Eye-shattering Worm-O-Color!
Coming Soon.  Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin!
Coming Soon...  Mouse Support for Edlin!!
Coming Soon... Turbo Edlin!
Coming Soon...C-KO and Akane's Gourmet Sushi Bar
Coming Soon:  "Indiana @LN@ and the Tagline of Doom!"
Coming Soon:  Artificial Stupidity
Coming Soon:  Mouse support for Turbo-EDLIN under Windows!
Coming Soon: "My Dinner With Andre the Giant"
Coming Soon: "Robosmurf Meets the Care Bears of the Living Dead"
Coming Soon: "The Silence of the Teenage Mutant Dancing Wolves"
Coming Soon: Al Bundy and his Deadly Ninja Dirty Socks of Death
Coming Soon: America's Funniest Home GRASP Videos
Coming Soon: Animal House Party
Coming Soon: Artificial Stupidity.
Coming Soon: C-KO and Akane's Gourmet Sushi Bar!
Coming Soon: DesqView for Nintendo ! Play 2 in 1 !
Coming Soon: Dvorak's Guide to Offline Readers
Coming Soon: GHOST II, starring Al Gore as himself
Coming Soon: Howard the Duck Soup.
Coming Soon: Indiana @L and the Tagline of Doom!
Coming Soon: Invasion Of The System Snatchers II.
Coming Soon: Microsoft EDLIN for Windows.
Coming Soon: Mouse Support for Edlin!
Coming Soon: Mouse Support for Rush Limbaugh!
Coming Soon: Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin!
Coming Soon: Netware for the Nintendo!
Coming Soon: New Taglines!
Coming Soon: Singin' in the Purple Rain
Coming Soon: Singin' in the Purple Rain
Coming Soon: Smurf McNuggets!
Coming Soon: Star Trek: The Geritol Generation
Coming Soon: The World Wide Web Jack Chick Archive!
Coming Soon: from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers
Coming Soon: the Hacker Tarot
Coming Up: French chef Jacques Cousteau's blackened whale recipe.
Coming alone, departing alone, both are delusions
Coming alone, departing alone, both are delusions. &lt;Ikkyu&gt;
Coming around 'e gonna take my heartbeat
Coming around. Once more.
Coming at ya with the force of 10 billion butterfly sneezes!
Coming at you with the force of ten billion kitty sneezes.
Coming for Christmas... The Chia-Borg... Offer void where irrelevant.
Coming from Dallas, Texas. Home of the Dallas Cowboys!!
Coming from Paramount -  Star Trek: Deep Space 90210
Coming here almost makes me human myself - Data
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have
Coming home after 15 years is quite unusual!
Coming in 1995:Star Trek Voyager
Coming in days, the August schedule for Monty Python!
Coming in loud and clear in DC, the cesspool of the nation
Coming next from Bill Clinton: Tagline taxes!
Coming next week:  Ensign Rho vs. Lt. @TOLAST@
Coming next week: Ensign Rho vs. Lt. #LN@
Coming next: Tagline Taxes
Coming out of Los Angel-ees - Mike sings
Coming real soon - mouse support for Edlin !
Coming soon - "Black Men Can't Play Hockey"
Coming soon - Edlin for Windows - Can you wait?
Coming soon - TRILOBITE SEX GODDESSES FROM MARS!
Coming soon - VAPORWARE III - It's a real gas!!
Coming soon 2 a BBS near you:"Night Of The Living Thread"
Coming soon for Mortal Kombat - The Barney Extension!
Coming soon from @L Publications Tarot of the Ferret People
Coming soon from Dr Soong: Mouse support for Data!!
Coming soon from IBM: PowerPCjr.
Coming soon from LLewellyn Publications Tarot of the Ferret People
Coming soon from Marvel: The Barneyonder!
Coming soon from Micro$oft - Edlin for Windows
Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers
Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers FORFEIT: What most animals stand on.
Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Choosy cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1
Coming soon from Microsoft:  Mouse support for EDLIN!
Coming soon from Microsoft: EDLIN for Windows
Coming soon from Microsoft: MS-Wife, v1.0
Coming soon from Microsoft: Mouse support for EDLIN!!!!
Coming soon from Microsoft: Planet Earth sponsored by Microsoft
Coming soon from Paramount - Star Trek: Deep Space 90210
Coming soon on CD-ROM: Gary Caplan's tagline collection!
Coming soon on CD-ROM: Jack Butler's tagline collection!
Coming soon on CD-Rom; @TO@'s tagline collection!
Coming soon on CD-Rom; Gary Caplan's Tagline collection! &lt;= Uh, uh
Coming soon on CD-Rom; Harry Dolphin's tagline collection!
Coming soon on CD:  "The Anvil Chorus," written by Peter Hastings
Coming soon on Heck Ramsey - Joel
Coming soon to BBC1:  Doctor Who:  The Next Regeneration.
Coming soon to MSNTBC: Flywheel, Shyster, and Flywheel!
Coming soon to Scout stores - "101 Ways to Prepare Powdered Eggs"
Coming soon to Scout stores - "101 Ways to Prepare Powdered Eggs"
Coming soon to Scout stores - "Fun Ways to Catch Tent Leaks"
Coming soon to Scout stores - "How to Drive Your Scoutmaster Crazy"
Coming soon to UPN: Star Fleet Janitor-THE SERIES!!
Coming soon to a BBS near YOU!
Coming soon to a Robocomm near you!
Coming soon to a Theater near You !!!  Datanator !!!!
Coming soon to a bookstore near you - "DIURETICS" by L. Run Hubbard
Coming soon to a bookstore near you, "Sysop Chat for Dummies"
Coming soon to a calendar near you, Monday!
Coming soon to a computer near you
Coming soon to a theatre near you. ST: The Hunt For Spots Socks!
Coming soon to a universe near you!
Coming soon to an animal farm near you.
Coming soon to an arena near you: Half of the 94-95 Hockey season!
Coming soon to an arena near you: Half of the 94-95 Hockey season!
Coming soon to cable TV...The Tagline Channel.
Coming soon to your FidoNetmail box...
Coming soon!  Turbo Edlin for Windows.
Coming soon! City Slickers 3: Beating a Dead Horse.
Coming soon! Rick Borganis in - Honey, I Assimilated the Kids!
Coming soon! Turbo Edlin for Windows.
Coming soon!!!   Edlin for Windows!!!
Coming soon, Rick Borganis starring in "Honey, I Assimila
Coming soon, Rick Borganis starring in "Honey, I Assimilated the Kids"
Coming soon, Worf meets Bill D. Cat!
Coming soon, a sequel to Lemmings: Windows Users!
Coming soon- DOOM III: What the HELL?
Coming soon--TRILOBITE SEX GODDESSES FROM MARS!
Coming soon...  Tagline ][: The Text Adventure
Coming soon... Improvised Empires!  Register it!
Coming soon... the adventure NLA QUEST I (working title)
Coming soon...It's night of the living thread.....ahhh!!!
Coming soon:  Netware for the Nintendo!
Coming soon:  The All Trek Network! All Trek, all the time!
Coming soon:  Windows for Nintendo!
Coming soon:  the rest of the Ninja Turtles viruses!  :-)
Coming soon: "Billy Carter: The Sequel" starring Roger Clinton.
Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows 3.1 and OS/2
Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows.
Coming soon: Edlin 95!
Coming soon: Jane's Book Of V.32bis Modems.
Coming soon: Mouse support for Turbo-EDLIN under Windows!
Coming soon: Netware for Nintendo!
Coming soon: New Taglines!
Coming soon: New recipes!
Coming soon: Star Trek VII - The Quest For More Money.
Coming soon: The All Trek Network!  All Trek, all the time!
Coming soon: The Daleks vs. the Borg--EXTERMINATE! ASSIMILATE!
Coming soon: The Last Temptation of Schwarzenegger!
Coming soon: To a calendar near you, Monday!
Coming soon: Windows 95 for the Nintendo!
Coming soon: Windows 97; just as crap, but needs 2Gb RAM
Coming soon: Windows for Nintendo
Coming soon: dBASE 4.2 for the Commodore 64.
Coming soon: the other Ninja Turtle viruses
Coming soon: the rest of the Ninja Turtles viruses! :-)
Coming soonZ]WIN for Windows.
Coming this September, MSNTBC is the place to be for new shows
Coming this Spring Barney meets Beavis and Butthead.
Coming this Spring Barney meets Beavis and Butthead.
Coming this fall. Gilligan's Planet
Coming to BBC: Doctor Who-The Next Regeneration
Coming to Las Vegas in 1996-Star Trek:The Experience!!!
Coming to a TV near you soon, "Days of Our Modems."
Coming to a TV network soon, "Days of Our Modems"
Coming to a TV soon"Days of our Modems".
Coming to a bookstore near you:  "Women Who Run With Sheep." 
Coming to a diocese near you:  Quentin Tarantino's "PULP JOHN PAUL II"
Coming to the Sci-Fi Channel. The Life of @TO@!
Coming to the Sci-Fi Channel. The Life of He
Coming to the Sci-Fi Channel. The Life of J.t. Smith.
Coming to the Sci-Fi Channel. The Life of Lis Garbeil.
Coming to the Sci-Fi Channel. The Life of Orville Bullitt!
Coming to this tagline soon, a NEW HAM call sign
Coming to you frm my home!
Coming to you from downtown Douglasville, Georgia
Coming to you from the Wild & Wonderful!
Coming to you from the land of the sound barriers
Coming to you in 1996: The 1995 CFL schedule!!!!!
Coming to you in my next message ... ELEPHANT(S)
Coming to you live from a finite point in the space-time continuum!
Coming to you through borderline insanity.
Coming to you via the Blue Wave.
Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success
Coming too soon's okay if you can do it 15 times
Coming up next on Nick At Night - Tom
Coming up next on Nick At Night-- Tom Servo
Coming up next, Philip farts on Terrence, and laughs. "Oh, cool!" - Kyle
Coming up next:  Beavis's acapello rendering of "Ave Maria"
Coming up nextSPEED READ for Windows!
Coming up on Dead Plot Curve - Crow on chase scene
Coming up on MTV... Beavis and Buttafuoco!
Coming up soon.. SaaBoom!!
Coming up with original taglines is not easy!
Coming up:  Tim Allen and the Mighty Morphin' Power Tools!
Comit for Dos LITE doesn't come with Z Modem!!!!!!
Comitas comitatum, omnia comitas. - Professor Charles P. Issawi
Comma, Comma, Comma, Comma,     Comma, Quotation Mark
Comma, comma, comma, comma, comma Caligula! - Crow T. Robot sings
Commance operation Vacu-Suck!
Command Interpreter Bad or Missing
Command Not Understood.  .  . Now  erasing  Hard  Drive
Command interpreter missing.  Insert system disk in C:
Command line interfaces are scary, but once you've learned them, you're hooked
Command lines forever!  GUI .. yuck .. ptui!
Command not found.  Damn, it was here a minute ago... hold on
Command not implemented (and probably never will be...)
Command not sound
Command or filename irrelevant. - DOS of Borg
Command requirements do not recognize personal privilages. Spock
Command too complicated. Use a simple one
Command, n.: Statement presented by a human and accepted by a computer in such a manner as to make the human feel as if he is in control
Command.com not found, Promote LtCmdr.com?
Command.com not found.  Please sit there and wait.
Command.com not found. Promote Lt. Commandr.com? (y/n?)
Command: crash_now
Commanded by a Federation officer....commanded by _me_. - Sisko
Commander .. Tell me about your sexual organs
Commander @LN@ is in Dr. Crusher's quarters
Commander @LN@ is in Lt. Cmdr. Worf's quarters
Commander @LN@ is in Stellar Cartography
Commander @LN@ is in Ten-Forward
Commander @LN@, arm all phasers and photon torpedos!
Commander @LN@, please report to the Bridge
Commander @LN@, you have the bridge.
Commander @TName tear this ship apart until you've found those plans
Commander @TName, it is time
Commander @TName, there's a problem. - Ivanova
Commander @TOLAST@, arm all phasers and photon torpedos!
Commander @TOLAST@, it is time
Commander @TOLAST@, tear this ship apart until you've found the plans
Commander @TOLAST@, there's a problem. --Ivanova
Commander @TOLAST@, you have the bridge
Commander Bullitt, it is time.
Commander Bullitt, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans.
Commander Chakotay, give me your stick. Janeway
Commander Cleavage! Cover that Troi! - Jellico
Commander Data offers up prayers of thanks to Asimov befo
Commander Data, Microwave Oven. Is there a connection?
Commander Data, escort Ishara to the transporter room
Commander Data?! Bashir
Commander Fido to the bridge! Arf Arf!
Commander Ho    k and Cadet Stimpy to the rescue
Commander Keen * With a pogo stick he jumped into history!
Commander Keen  16 ass kicking colors!
Commander Keen  He even kicked ass in 4 colors!
Commander Keen  It didn't *matter* that it was 16 colors
Commander Keen  On Mars no one can hear you scream
Commander Keen  The Universe Is Toast!
Commander Keen: A cornerstone in platform game evolution
Commander Keen: Flies a problem?  Try a pogo stick!
Commander Keen: The best is yet to come!
Commander Orville ready to service.. er at your service, sir.
Commander Orville, it is time.
Commander Orville, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans.
Commander Riker will now conduct a MANUAL docking. - Picard
Commander Riker's last words: "Mr. Worf, fire at Will."
Commander Riker, will you show Ensign Hyde the airlock?
Commander Sisko is _extremely_ busy. - Bashir
Commander Sisko is my superior officer. - Kira
Commander!  I can not give you what you deny yourself.  Kai Opaka
Commander, How could you ever suggest such a thing? Sheridan
Commander, I have a new postion for you - Ro[naked]
Commander, I have a new postion for you- Ro Laren
Commander, I have a new postion for you... -- Ro
Commander, I have a problem. - Odo
Commander, I have to show you something...  Ro[naked]
Commander, I object to that plan. - Data
Commander, I think I got to go to the bathroom - Ivanova
Commander, I think something might be wrong with...some of us. - Odo
Commander, I'm getting excited again... * Bashir
Commander, I'm taking an away team back to the planet. Janeway
Commander, I've had enough of you! - Ro
Commander, Yes? I think, I've got to go to the bathroom! --Ivanova.
Commander, are you all right?!?! - LaForge
Commander, can this be another me? - Data
Commander, change course. There's coffee in that nebula. - Janeway
Commander, have you any idea where that's been? * Picard
Commander, how could you even think such a thought? - Sheridan
Commander, is there something you want to tell me? - Sheridan
Commander, is there something you'd like to tell me?!?
Commander, let's assume he's going to be successful. Janeway
Commander, our options are limited. - Data
Commander, someone is approaching,.........humanoid. - Data
Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.
Commander, there is no careful way to question a Klingon. - Odo
Commander, there's a problem. - Ivanova
Commander, this little breach of security isn't going to affect my Christmas bonus, is it? --Garibaldi
Commander, wanted alien Tracy has been sighted on the Promenade!--Od
Commander, we oughta be going out of here like a bat outta hell!
Commander, what are you doing? - Worf
Commander, what are your intentions toward my daughter? -- Data
Commander, you and I have shared something we will treasure forever.
Commander, you have a hole on your hard drive
Commander, you just sit tight. Data
Commander, you throw one hell of a party! -- Quark
Commander, you'd better take a look at this. - Ivanova
Commander, you'll forgive me if I put up a fight. - Kirk
Commander. I want to go with you. - Kira
Commander. This is a private matter. - Sheridan
Commander...Cloaked Tagline attacking BWSIGS.TXT
Commander?  What are you doing here? - Worf
Commander? There's a problem
Commandment: Thou shalt not be closed minded.
Commando "I'm trying out my Madonna Starter Slut Kit." - Ronald-Ann
Commando's DO IT for the insertion
Comme il faust: devil-may-care.
Comme je l'ai dj dit, je ne me rpte jamais
Commence operation Vacu-Suck!
Commence primary ignition
Commence strategic maneuvers at audible command signal.  5, 4, 3
Commendation for Captain @LN@
Commendation for Ensign @LN@
Comment  faire  capoter un MAC-user?  Enlevez-lui sa boule de souris!
Comment convertir son 486 en 286: C:\&gt;WIN
Comment is free, but facts are sacred. - C. P. Scott, c.1900
Comment on Amiga schematic: "Denise is pretty much into video."
Comment on Amiga schematic: "Memory and... I forgot what else!"
Comment on Amiga schematic: "Paula prefers the traditional modes."
Comment on Amiga schematic: "The home of the infamous clock virus."
Comment vous sentez-vous aujourdn'hui?
Comment, Mr Spock ? - We're in big trouble, Captain.
Comment, Mr Spock ? - We're in deep doo-doo, Captain.
Comment, Mr Spock? - We're in big trouble, Captain.
Commentator - An average potato
Comments are welcome as long as they are sent by NETMAIL.
Comments are welcome, send them via the U.S. Mail!
Comments may be added to any message that has more then
Comments: delete from source code to ensure job security
Comments?
Comments?  Suggestions?  Howls of pain?
Comments? - Kirk
Commercial Jets have a blackbox, so do most blondes.
Commercial casket models, The Slim Reaper.
Commercial radio, commercial radio, commercial r
Commercial sign in 5, 4, 3, 2... Commercial sign now
Commercial sign... Hit the button. -- Crow T. Robot
Commercial taglines will die, freeware is TOO strong.
Commercial we'll _never_ see:  "Got Filk?"
Commercialism is destroying the economy!  Send $29.95 for more info.
Commie 1-Liner Ninja Consultant & Short-Order Cook
Commie and Bore are or president & vice president
Commie ci commie ca: an ideologically indecisive Marxist.
Commie scat - Crow
Comming 04 August 1995!   Blue Wave versions 2.20!  Get in Line!
Comming Attractions: The End of LIFE As We Know It!
Comming Soon to a Theater near you: The Shadow!
Comming Soon! Mouse support for Turbo Edlin
Comming soon - Edlin for Windows - Can you wait?
Comming soon Mouse Support for Edlin!!
Comming soon to a QWK near you
Comming soon to a mail box near you!!
Comming soon to a theatre near you.  ST: The Hunt For Spots Socks!
Comming soon to your BBS it's "Night of the Living Thread
Commit a crime and the earth is made of glass. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Commit a death-defying act--eat a balanced diet
Commit acts of random holiness and senseless piety.
Commit acts of random kindness and senseless beauty!
Commit random acts of kindness & senseless beauty
Commit random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
Commit senseless acts of randomness !
Commit suicide by hanging yourself with a bungie cord - Blonde Moments
Commit suicide. A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
Commit the oldest sins in the newest kind of ways
Commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways.  -- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"
Commit thy ways unto the Lord... - Psalms 37:5
Commit thyself to the battle at hand
Commit yourself to constant improvement. - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Commitment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs
Commitment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs.  The chicken was involved, the pig was comitted
Commitment is the daily triumph of integrity over skepticism
Commitment to Quality.
Commitment to excellence.
Commitment, n. - Solemn pledge that somebody else will do something
Commitment, n.: Commitment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs. 
Commitment, n.: Commitment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs. The chicken was involved, the pig was committed
Commitment: Making time when there is none
Committe: A life form with 12 stomachs and no brain
Committe: a life form with six or more legs and no brain
Committee (n): Life form with 6 or more legs and no brain
Committee - Something that keeps minutes & wastes hours
Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done. - Fred Allen
Committee - a group that keeps minutes and wastes hours
Committee To Reelect John Sununu Mobile HQ
Committee and sense of humour are antonyms.
Committee decision
Committee schedule
Committee to Reelect the President!  Nixon in 72!  (Ok, it's old!)
Committee to decrease the Schwarzschild Radius.
Committee work is like a soft chair...easy to get into but hard to get out of
Committee, n.: A group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done. -- Fred Allen
Committee-- a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
Committee--a group which keeps minutes and waste hours.
Committee:  A life-form with 6 or more legs and no brain.
Committee:  The unwilling, selected from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
Committee:  a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
Committee: 12 people doing the work of one.
Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Committee: A group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
Committee: A group which keeps minutes and waste hours.
Committee: A life form with 12 stomachs and no brain
Committee: A life form with 6 or more legs and no brain. - Heinlein
Committee: A life form with six or more legs and no brain
Committee: Keeps minutes------loses hours
Committee: Life Form With 6 Or More Legs And No Brains
Committee: The unwilling, selected from the unfit, to do the unwanted
Committee: a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Committee: a life form with 6 or more legs and no brain. - Lazarus long
Committee: group that converts energy to solid waste
Committee: the only lifeform with 8 mouths and no brain.
Committee:Life form with six or more legs and no brain
Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work
Committees keep minutes and lose hours.
Committees: A group that takes minutes and wastes hours
Committing Yourself  - By K. G. Answer
Committing suicide in Alabama is redundant
Committing suicide in Kansas is redundant
Committing suicide in Newark is redundant.
Committing suicide is almost always fatal
Commodities traders DO IT in the pits
Commodities traders do it in the pits.
Commodore - Offizier der Luftwaffe
Commodore 128:  It's 3--3--3 computers in one!
Commodore 128:  We do QWK _and_ ANSI, too!  [QWKRR 4.3, Desterm 2.01]
Commodore 128:  We run C-64 and CP/M programs, too!
Commodore 128:  World's FIRST multi-platform computer!
Commodore 128: The VW beetle of the information highway.
Commodore 64 -- 8-bits are PLENTY!
Commodore 64 -- Demand the best, newest technology there is!
Commodore 64 -- More than 13 MILLION sold!
Commodore 64 -- World's BEST selling computer model, _EVER_!
Commodore 64 = 64 bit processing
Commodore 64 Tribble: Load"*",8
Commodore 64:  ANSI?  NO PROBLEM!  [Novaterm 9.5]
Commodore 64:  It keeps going...and going...and going
Commodore 64:  The father of all .MODs!
Commodore 64:  We do QWK, too!  [QWKie 3.1!]
Commodore Business Machines, Inc. died for our sins.
Commodore Decker, you are relieved of command. - Spock
Commodore Matt Decker - I should've died with my crew
Commodore Wesley: And best regards to Captain Dunsel
Commodore will never die!
Commodore...Serving yesterday's needs Tomorrow!
Commodore:  We do MORE with _8_ bits than most computers do with _32_!
Commodore: The first myth of management was that it existed
Commodore: The people who put RUN & STOP on the same key.
Commodore: text toaster.  Amiga: Video Toaster..
Commodores are to computing what Barney is to entertainment.
Common BBS talk:  FUWOTD - Fed up with off-topic discussi
Common BBS talk: CYL; C you later
Common BBS talk: DTITS; Don't take it too serious
Common BBS talk: DUWL; Doubled up with laughter
Common BBS talk: FREQ; File Request - available to sysops
Common BBS talk: FWIW ; For what it's worth
Common BBS talk: HAPRD; Had a perfectly rotten day
Common BBS talk: ILYKL; I'll let you know later
Common BBS talk: IMHO; In my half-baked opinion
Common BBS talk: IMHO; In my honest opinion
Common BBS talk: IMHO; In my humble opinion.
Common BBS talk: IMO; In my opinion
Common BBS talk: ITISIA; I thought I'd seen it all
Common BBS talk: NYTT; Now you're talking turkey
Common BBS talk: ROTFL; Rolling on the floor laughing
Common BBS talk: SUOGOTE; Shut up, or get off the echo
Common BBS talk: TBPH; To be perfectly honest
Common BBS talk: TTTT; To tell the truth
Common BBS talk: TTUL; Talk to U later (lazy version).
Common BBS talk: TTYL; Talk to you later
Common Dungeon Master, Change me back, I take it back - Eric, D&D
Common Law Marriage?  Is that anything like a shotgun wedding?
Common OXYMORON: Pretty ugly
Common Sense Isn't So Common
Common Sense, n. - That which tells you that the world is flat
Common computer difficulty: operator headspace malfunction
Common courtesy is the KY Jelly of social intercourse
Common malady: Diarrhea of mouth + constipation of brain
Common politics:  Holding an office of trust for profit
Common problems & known bugs
Common sense
Common sense ain't so common
Common sense and computers are a contradiction in terms
Common sense generally isn't very common
Common sense is an oxymoron.
Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes. --Ralph Waldo Emerson
Common sense is in spite of, not a result of education.
Common sense is instinct and enough of it is genius.
Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius. - Josh Billings
Common sense is instinct.  Enough of it is genius.
Common sense is neither
Common sense is neither common nor sensible. Discuss.
Common sense is neither. 
Common sense is not common
Common sense is not so common. - Voltaire
Common sense is not very common
Common sense is seeing things as they are and doing what's right.
Common sense is the ability to detect values
Common sense is the best-distributed commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well-supplied with it.  --Rene Descartes
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. - Albert Einstein
Common sense is the least common of all senses.
Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.  -- Descartes, 1637
Common sense is the most uncommon
Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world
Common sense is the most uncommon.
Common sense is the termite in the structure of the slave state.[1984]
Common sense is the uncommon sense of all
Common sense is uncommon
Common sense is very uncommon.
Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
Common sense is what tells you the earth is flat
Common sense isn't
Common sense isn't common.
Common sense isn't really all that common.
Common sense isn't.
Common sense says that he retired quietly. - The Cartmel Master Plan
Common sense tells you that the Earth is flat.
Common sense, unfortunately, isn't!
Common sense: The collection of prejudices acquired by age 18. -- Einstein
Common sense? Me? You should know me better than THAT!
Common to all battered women: Don't know when to shut up!
Common, Use the Random Taglie feature, I did!
Common_malady = Diarrhea_of_mouth + constipation_of_brai
Commoner's Second Law of Ecology:   Nothing ever goes away.
Commoner's Second Law of Ecology: Nothing EVER just goes away!
Comms circuits are down!  I'll try to re-route pathways! - Kira
Communes don't work. Neither does Cuba. - PJ O'Rourke
Communicate - it only takes one letter to change Satan into Santa
Communicate is good for you
Communicate with Digicom Scout Plus Modems
Communicate!  It can't make things any worse
Communicating with smoke signals is HOT!
Communication across the revolutionary divide is inevitably partial.         --Thomas S Kuhn
Communication breakdown, it's always the same. - Led Zeppelin
Communication is for wimps! Real men beat sense into each other!
Communication is for wimps, real men beat up on each other.
Communication is for wimps.  Real men beat sense into each other!
Communication is good for you.
Communication is the Problem to the answer... 10cc
Communication isn't always understanding
Communication, without it, everyone's a mushroom
Communication:  The Universal Solvent
Communications Engineers do it 'til it Hertz.
Communications engineers DO IT 'til it hertz
Communications failure.(A)rgue (R)etaliate (F)orget it.
Communisim is the opiate of intellectuals
Communism and the Borg.  What's the difference?
Communism is dead...they all became Democrats
Communism is like a mouth on a lollipop
Communism is like one big phone company.
Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals.
Communism never vanished,It just moved over here
Communism will work when love, not greed, inspires it.
Communism will work when love, not greed, inspires it...so dream on!!
Communism, Socialism, Liberalism, Humanism, Clintonism
Communism, n.: The opiate of the intellectuals.
Communism: You have two cows-Government takes both, gives you the milk
Communist (n): one who has given up all hope of becoming a Capitalist
Communist (n.):  A person winning an argument with a Conservative.
Communist - A Socialist in a hurry
Communist Party
Communist cos I'm left-handed. That's the hand I use, well never mind.
Communist's daughter, but all the boys got a share
Communist: A Socialist in a hurry..
Communists are gone, now FBI is burning all the communes!
Communists are now more legal in NYC than Kiev!
Communists do it with lies.
Communists do it without class.
Communists in the Mccarthy era, democrats in the '90s.  C
Communists: Liberals who know what they're doing!
Community Center - Welcome  Candy convention, room 1!
Community property is equal rights without equal responsibilities.
Community service for my glug glug, vroom vroom, thump thump. - Krusty
Commute: (v)  Come here & Shut up!
Como hacer dinero??? -Comete  un billete
Como tenho uma sade de ferro, se beber gua enferrujo
Comp Scis have bigger hard disks.
Comp_Addict: Where Conversation & Taglines meet to *stuff* your HD!!
Compability, n. - The theory that most people deserve each other
Compact Cars Of The World  - By V. W. Bugg
Companies that don't ship enough coal will be undermined.
Companion, do you love the Man? - Kirk
CompanionDos revision 9.0: (S)cream, (F)aint, (R)un away, (N)itro
CompanionDos: (S)cream, (F)aint, (R)un away
CompanionDos: revision 9.0: (S)cream, (F)aint, (R)un away, (N)itro
Companionway:  a double berth
Company Is Going Under: Conference room is turned into chinchilla farm.
Company Is Going Under: They start paying everyone in sea shells.
Company Policy : Either you work hard, or look good in tight jeans.
Company coming? House a mess? Display old Get Well cards.
Company is a Takeover target: You get a lot of memos in Japanese.
Company management! Or is that an oxymoron, or are managers just morons?
Company policy!! - Tom as security guard
Company policy: Either you work hard or you look good in a miniskirt!
Company slogan:  The Mandatory Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves.
Company we keep, roaming the land while you sleep- Metallica
Company's coming,  Tom guessed
Company's coming, Tom guessed. -Rambo & Youngquist
Company's coming. Better throw another California Condor on the barbie!
Company's coming. Better throw another Koala on the barbie!
Company's coming. Better throw another baby seal on the barbie!
Company's coming. Better throw another cheerleader on the barbie!
Company's coming. Better throw another dissident on the barbie!
Company's coming. Better throw another homeless person on the barbie!
Company's coming. Better throw another kitten on the barbie!
Company's coming. Better throw another leopard cub on the barbie!
Compaq - if they can't spell, can their PCs be any good?
Compaq 386 Pro IBM PS/1 - The EDLIN of Computers!
Compaq:  If they can't spell, how can their systems be any good?
CompaqError: The SIMM's does not have a Compaq serial number!
Compared To Europe, They Write Upside Down In New Zealand
Compared to @F, Bill Clinton appears honest
Compared to @F, Billy Carter was classy
Compared to @F, Rush Limbaugh appears liberal
Compared to @F, Ted Kennedy appears conservative
Compared to @N@, Bill Clinton appears honest.
Compared to @N@, Billy Carter was classy.
Compared to @N@, Rush Limbaugh appears liberal.
Compared to @N@, Ted Kennedy appears conservative.
Compared to @TO@, Bill Clinton appears honest
Compared to @TO@, Billy Carter was classy
Compared to @TO@, Rush Limbaugh appears liberal
Compared to @TO@, Ted Kennedy appears conservative
Compared to Kira, Hillary's a cookie-baking housewimp.
Compared to Rice Krispies, oatmeal is brain dead!
Compared to a chineese fortune cookie, a tag line is __________?
Compared to a tag line, a fortune cookie is a ___________?
Compared to the roach, we are GODS. - Dr. Bugger Exterminator
Comparing apples and vacuum again, are we, Bob? - McCullough
Compass/flashlight/bloodhound (in a locked closet)
Compassion - that's the one thing no machine ever had
Compassion is important.  Follow Jesus, not Limbaugh
Compassion is no substitute for justice.
Compassion is no substitute for justice.    New Undeniable Truth #30
Compassion is no substitute for justice.  - Rush Limbaugh
Compassion is the basis for all morality
Compassion is the currency of losers. Cutthroat
Compassion will cure more sins than condemnation
Compassion: That's the one thing no machine ever had.- McCoy:&lt;A&gt;
Compassionate Conservatism: Poignant concern for the very wealthy.
Compatability and Commodore are opposites that don't attract
Compatability and Commodore are opposites that don't attract
Compatible                   [Blows up a little later than Incompatible]
Compatible perhaps, comparable?  NEVER!!!!!
Compatible with Doom 1.2, 1.4, 1.5 and future 1.6
Compatible:  Gracefully accepts erroneous data from any source.
Compatible: Blows up a little later than Incompatible
Compatible: Gracefully accepts erroneous data from any so
Compendium Of American Culture
Compendium Of Useless Tidbits  - By S. O. Terrick
Competence always contains the seeds of incompetence.
Competence in pursuit of liberalism is not a virtue!
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.	-- Dr. Laurence J. Peter
Competence, not quotas!
Competent: Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps
Competition doesn't create character, it exposes it
Competition makes great programs!
Competition: Finding out that there is someone else who is better
Competitive edges are all around you. Are you on one?
Competitive: a guy who finishes first and third in a circle jerk.
Compile within BOXER, jump automatically to error lines!
Compile, run, curse ... Recompile, rerun, recurse
Compiled by:
Compiled, first screen came up, ship it!!!
Compiler Error 753: There's something cockeyed somewhere
Compiler error 0001: Stupid mistake!
Compiler error 915: Code too tricky
Compiler writers optimize it, but they never get around to DOING it.
Compilers can't be apps. They're too important. (Mad Cat)
Compiles Only Because Of Luck
Compiles and simulations grew so quickly tame
Compiling ... Linking ... Dialing Copyright Lawyer.
Compiling BARNEY.CPP - CTRL-BREAK to abort.
Compiling DiC-SM.PAS... Error: Missing statements
Compiling Linking Dialing Copyright Lawyer.
Compiling...Linking...Dialing Copyright Lawyer...
Complacency Kills
Complacent, arrogant, inept: Congress or Modern Trek?
Complacent, arrogant, inept: Government or Modern Trek?
Complain to one who can help you.
Complain to one who can help you. -Yugoslavian Proverb
Complaining and asking for help are evolutionary shifts for men.
Complaint Box []. Your input is essential to the wellbeing of the Echo!
Complaint box [] please give full details
Complaint is the largest tribute heaven receives
Complaints are shareware - they must be registered!
Complaints are shareware until registered
Complaints from the crew Captain, there's only one toilet aboard
Complaints must be able to fit in this box --&gt; []
Complaints of NYC cops, Commissioner too quick to call in Batman.
Complaints of NYC cops, Dumb ads too much like small town news
Complaints of NYC cops, Winter uniforms "too dowdy".
Complaints?  Write them here - legibly -&gt; [] &lt;-
Complaints?  Write them here legibly []
Complaints? Dial 1-900-CRY-BABY ($349/min)
Complaints? Write legibly on this form
Complaints? Write them here legibly [] &lt;-
Complaints?" - Mulder
Complete List Of American Malls Without A "Gap"
Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.
Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation. - St. Augustine
Complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy works
Complete strangers can know who my birthmother is, but I can't???
Complete with kitty litter (batteries not included)
Complete'n'Utter Dismantlement of Torsos with Carnage
Completely uncontaminated by cheese.
Completely unfinished
Complex numbers are unreal.
Complex problems have easy to understand wrong answers.
Complex problems have simple, easy-to-undersatand, wrong answers.  - Grossman's Law
Complex problems have simple, easy-to-understand wrong answers.
Complex problems have simple, wrong answers.
Complex problems often have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
Complex problems usually have simple, wrong answers
Complex system:  One with real problems and imaginary profits
Complex variables are fun until someone loses an i.
Complexity isn't the answer - it's the problem.
Complexity leads to more errors. Trying to prevent them increases complexity
Complexity of a Mac user:- The number of buttons on the mouse
Compliment 3 people every day. - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Compliment even small improvements. - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Compliment three people every day.
Compliment, n.: When you say something to another which everyone knows isn't true
Complimentary champagne during free-fall
Complimentary grain of salt  ---&gt; . &lt;---
Compliments are like perfumes - to be inhaled, not swallowed
Compliments cost nothing, yet many pay dear for them.
Compliments of the Itty Bitty Machine Company.
Components that must not and cannot be assembled improperly will be.
Composed by exceptionally well organized line noise.
Composers DO IT with a quill and a staff.
Compost mentis: dirty mind.
Compost!  A rind is a terrible thing to waste!
Composting, because a rind is a terrible thing to waste.
Compound Meter:  A place to park your car that requires two dimes.
Compound Meter: (non-music) Place to park your car that requires two dimes
Comprehend -- sprout a brain cell.
Comprei uma calculadora! Sim  uma Amiga 500!
Comprendo, flybait? - Aahz
Compress your brain :)
Compress your data - take all the 1's out!
Compress your gum.  Chew PK Zip
Compressed DATA!!!  QWK..PKUNZIP him!!!! * Picard
Compressed tagline: U܌y2s!N3lҸ)!
Compression ain't over 'til the FAT table sings
Compression, what compression? said the Road Pizza
Compression. What can possibly go worng
Compromise - you get on top, and I'll draw on your butt
Compromise. Favor abortion for Democrats only!
Compromise: The fine art of making sure that nobody gets
Compromise: making sure that nobody gets what they really want.
Compromise?! We don't need no steenking Compromise
Comptrollers - Billings, MT
Compu$erve - primitive technology!
CompuCrumb SPUDModem Detected; System hanging up now
CompuFreud: Sometimes an Esc key is only an Esc key.
CompuSEX (n): the process by which software becomes hardware
CompuServ... Information Toll Road
CompuServe consumer service -- Borg Destruction Plan #6
CompuServe: A toll road on the information superhighway
CompuServe=CompuNerd=CompuGeek.
Compulsive Lyre "No, really...I'm a banjo..."
Compulsive lying aside, I don't have a single fault.
Compulsives DO IT compulsively
Compulsives do it compulsively.
Compulsory volunteering
Compuserve: $12.80/hr, $307/dy, $2150/wk, $111,820/yr
Computational Physicist and all around nice guy.
Computations which yield 0 are probably all for naught.
Compute Safe! Use McAfee!
Compute to the last digit the value of pi. - Spock to Computer
Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot!
Computer (n.): A device designed to speed up and automate errors.
Computer - (n) Incredibly fast idiot!
Computer - (noun) Machine made to confuse earthlings!
Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
Computer - blondes and jazz seldom go together. - Riker
Computer - delete Paris
Computer - doesn't talk (much)(yet) -vs- Woman - talks constantly
Computer - tea, Earl Grey, hot...HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT! - Picard
Computer - vehicles for the mind; they'll drive you crazy
Computer -- Run Troi/Whipped cream
Computer ... you and I need to have a little talk.
Computer 10, Housework 2.
Computer = Computer tags
Computer = die Weiterentwicklung des Menschen : Intelligenz ohne Moral
Computer A B C's...Abort\Backup\Crash.
Computer Addicts Do less and accomplish more
Computer Addicts Modem Romance - On Oprah!!!
Computer Chat on Vision Cable Ch24 - Weds 7:35pm
Computer Concepts. Dis-Service with a vacant grin
Computer Dating: "I just met this lovely A4000 with 16Mb RAM and 9.1Gig HD!"
Computer Dating: Take your laptop out with you for dinner
Computer Engineers DO IT bit by bit
Computer Engineers do it bit by bit.
Computer Evolution
Computer Excuse #01:  Bugs in system
Computer Excuse #02:  Computer burnout
Computer Excuse #03:  Floppy discs too floppy
Computer Excuse #04:  Forgot my password
Computer Excuse #05:  Forgot the language
Computer Excuse #06:  Format error
Computer Excuse #07:  Input error
Computer Excuse #08:  Output problem
Computer Excuse #09:  Software too hard
Computer Excuse #10:  Hardware too soft
Computer Excuse #11:  Someone changed my program
Computer Excuse #12:  Someone pulled the plug
Computer Excuse #13:  System's down
Computer Excuse Taglines: Forgot my password. ---
Computer Excuse taglines: Bugs in system
Computer Excuse taglines: Computer burn out
Computer Excuse taglines: Floppy discs too floppy
Computer Excuse taglines: Forgot my password
Computer Excuse taglines: Forgot the language
Computer Excuse taglines: Format error
Computer Excuse taglines: Hardware too soft
Computer Excuse taglines: Input error
Computer Excuse taglines: Output problem
Computer Excuse taglines: Software too hard
Computer Excuse taglines: Someone changed my program
Computer Excuse taglines: Someone pulled the plug
Computer Excuse taglines: System's down
Computer Excuse taglines: Systems analyst needs psychoanalyst
Computer Experts have discovered that John Major is planning to silence Jimmy Hill forever
Computer Game Software Inside (Body Bags Not Included)
Computer Geek Modem Romance - Next On Oprah!!!
Computer Genealogy: tracing your system's roots back to the abacus
Computer Genealogy: working out where your computer came from.
Computer Guru to the Center for Advanced Cat Juggling.
Computer Guru... Baba Ram Dos.
Computer Hacker Wanted.   Must have own axe.
Computer Hacker:   Have axe.  Will travel.
Computer Hurricane&gt; 
Computer Improvement:  586-120, 2GB HD, 40MB RAM...MORE POWER! &lt;Grunt&gt;
Computer Lie #1 - You'll never need all that disk space.
Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all 30 megs
Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.
Computer Lies #2: All the features you'll ever need
Computer Lies #7: WordStar? Nobody uses THAT anymore.
Computer Make Very Fast, Very Accurate Mistakes..
Computer Malfunction . . . Nut Loose In Operator's Chair!
Computer Malfunction:  Nut Loose In Operator's Brain
Computer Marketing & Consults - Stay Clear!
Computer Memories:  by  Meg Abight(7)
Computer Memories: Meg Abight
Computer Nightmares:  I am the Ghost Of Sliderules Past
Computer Operators DO IT with hard Disks.
Computer Power user: Anyone nowadays who can format a floppy from DOS
Computer Programers' Biker Club: Hex Angels
Computer Programers.. Yup we have all the money and all the fun :)
Computer Programmer Euphemism for Death: Exported to a flat file
Computer Programmer Euphemism for Death: Reformatted by God
Computer Programmers.. Yup we have all the money and all the fun :)
Computer Programming Made Easy - By I. B. Emm
Computer Room - alias "The Confuser Room"
Computer Rule #1: That missing screw is on the Motherboard..somewhere!
Computer Russian Roulette:  Windows 3.1
Computer SEX - where software becomes hardware.
Computer Salesperson's #1 Lie:  You'll never use all that
Computer Science -- solving today's problems tomorrow.
Computer Science is a little bird, chirping in your ear. Computer Science is a pretty flower that smells BAD
Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
Computer Science is merely the post-Turing decline in formal systems
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. - Professor Edsger Dijkstra
Computer Science is nothing more than the study of patterns of 0s and 1s - Donald Knuth
Computer Science is to Science as Accounting is to Counting
Computer Science:  solving today's problems tomorrow.
Computer Science?  Army Intelligence?
Computer Self Destruct in 2 mins...press any key to continue
Computer Song...M-I-C-K-E-Y   A-M-I-G-A
Computer Sticker: Born to Compute
Computer Taglines
Computer Term - daisy chain:  a dog's leash
Computer Term - density:  how to measure IQs of blondes
Computer Term - flat bed scanner:  a hooker looking for loose change
Computer Term  mag tape: tape used on the wheels of cars
Computer Term  640K barrier:  the finish line in a mega-marathon
Computer Term  CASE:  24 bottles
Computer Term  DAT:  the opposite of DIS
Computer Term  Ymodem:  because, modem
Computer Term  delimiter:  some who says, "Stop, that's enough."
Computer Term  flat file:  a file with all the air out of it
Computer Term  math coprocessor:  person you cheated from in math class
Computer Term  pentium:  the thing that swings back-&-forth on clocks
Computer Term  postscript:  grafitti on a pole
Computer Term  right justified:  vs. wrongly justified
Computer Term  subroutine:  not quite routine
Computer Term  token ring:  a group of people passing the bong
Computer Term  twisted pair:  tubes tied
Computer Term  word wrap:  black music
Computer User Group - Nerd Heard
Computer Virus - a way to reach out and touch someone
Computer Virus: "Let me trim the F.A.T. from your disk"
Computer Virus&gt; 
Computer [com-pyoo-ter] - n. incredible fast idiot
Computer actors only get bit parts
Computer actors will never be great; they only get bit parts!
Computer air conditioner in use! Please close Windows.
Computer analysis of the tape indicates that it really is Rob Lowe.
Computer analyst to programmer: "You start coding. I'll go find out what they want."
Computer and TV screens exist to backlight a cat's lovely tail
Computer and car salesmen differ in that the latter know when they are
Computer artist dies:  .GIF at eleven!!
Computer bugs are Sons of Glitches
Computer burn out
Computer cannot swim !
Computer cats prefer IBMs, Macs don't work with a dead mouse
Computer chips, potato chips, what's the difference?
Computer cleaning tool: at c: type del c:\*.* [y], do same at d:
Computer come on line: "Hey Baby, #########."
Computer come on line: 'Hey Baby, #########'&lt;--Crude, ver
Computer dating sucks! I'm going back to women!
Computer dating sucks.  I'm switching back to women.
Computer dating:  I just met this lovely 486 with 36Meg RAM & a 2Gig HD!
Computer does what U ask it too;not what you want it to
Computer does what you tell it -vs- Woman often asks "why" or says "no"
Computer engineers DO IT with minimum delay.
Computer enthusiast dies after monitor radiation ruins pacemaker
Computer ex-spurt (A spurt is a drip under pressure)
Computer fans are unreliable; soccer fans are worse!
Computer freak number 9,999
Computer freaks & modem romance - on Oprah!
Computer furniture is uncomfortable and looks lousy around the house.
Computer game players just can't stop.
Computer games are turning our children into brainless walking zombies.
Computer geek question #3) Do you dream about Echomaik at night?
Computer geek question #4) Is your computer your best friend?
Computer geek test question #1) What's better, sex or computers?
Computer geek test question #2) Do you mock people who don't get WaReZ
Computer geeks... Unite to save the world!
Computer hacker wanted.  Bring your own axe.
Computer hacker wanted.  Must have own axe.
Computer hackers do it all night long.
Computer hacking is a Federal offense punishable by fine/imprisonment!
Computer illiteracy?  You mean my computer's supposed to READ?
Computer illiterate and DAMN PROUD OF IT!
Computer is still in the shop window
Computer jive: Socket to me!
Computer jock
Computer junkies live for upgrades.
Computer lie #1:  You'll never use all that hard drive space.
Computer lie #1: You'll never use all that HD space
Computer lie #1: You'll never use all that hard disk space
Computer listen. Woman no listen. Me like computer. UGH!
Computer literacy?  You mean my computer's supposed to READ?
Computer lovers nibble better
Computer lovers' most hated words, "Get your floppy out of my slot!"
Computer magic: A
Computer maintenance:  The Joy of Techs
Computer make very fast, very accurate misteaks
Computer malfunction; ther's a nut loose in the operator's chair.
Computer math(?): 80486 + 100 = Pentium
Computer missing, notify SysOp!
Computer modelers simulate it first.
Computer models of computer conferences.
Computer myth: You'll never use all that disk space
Computer myth: You'll never use all that memory
Computer nerd? Never! I just spend too much time on my PC
Computer nerds just simulate it.
Computer not a virgin - no himem found
Computer not a virgin. No Himem found!            Bob Morgan1, 1994
Computer not found (A)bort (R)etry (C)all the Cops
Computer not found!  Please warn tagline
Computer not found! (A)bort (B)uy one (Y)ou can't read this anyhow!
Computer not found! Please notify recipe!
Computer not found! Please notify tagline!
Computer not found.. (A)bort (R)etry (F)^&K IT!
Computer not found: (W)atch TV, (G)oto bed, (I)gnore?
Computer not found: A)bort, R)etry, K)ill spouse
Computer not responding to boot?  Try flattery instead.
Computer operators KNOW how to operate!
Computer operators are data able
Computer operators do it from memory.
Computer operators do it upon mounted requests.
Computer operators do it with hard drives.
Computer operators get the most out of their software.
Computer operators peek before they poke.
Computer porno ring busted.  GIFs at eleven.
Computer pornography ... St. Louis's dirty secret!
Computer posessed...load EXOR.SYS?
Computer posessed?  Try EXOR.SYS
Computer possessed.  Load EXOR.SYS?  (Y/N)
Computer possessed?  Add DEVICE=EXOR.SYS to your CONFIG.
Computer possessed?  Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS
Computer possessed?  Try EXOR.SYS!.
Computer possessed? Add DEVICE=EXOR.SYS to your CONFIG.
Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS
Computer possessed? Try Exor.sys!
Computer possessed??    Use Device=Exor.sys
Computer programmers DO IT logically.
Computer programmers do it byte by byte.
Computer programmers do it interactively.
Computer programmers do it logically.
Computer programmers do it one byte at a time.
Computer programmers do it recursively
Computer programmers don't byte, they just nybble at bits.
Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.
Computer programmers never die, they compile.
Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the
Computer programmers never die. They just log off.
Computer programmers wanted - Some assembly required.
Computer programming gossip - bits and bytes
Computer programming really bytes
Computer programs are ninety percent debugged, fifty per cent of the time
Computer programs never die, they just get lost in the processing.
Computer protected by a PIT BULL with AIDS!
Computer protected by attack gnomes.
Computer punch line: 10010010  01001011  10010010!!!
Computer rechnen immer damit, dass der Mensch denkt
Computer related taglines
Computer repair: Fiddle til it works
Computer reports:  SNAFU - Situation Normal, All Fouled Up.
Computer scare of '94--subliminal recipes.
Computer scare of '94--subliminal taglines.
Computer schaffen Probleme!!
Computer science
Computer scientists DO IT bit by bit.
Computer scientists are programmed to do it by macro insertion
Computer scientists do it bit by bit.
Computer scientists do it on command.
Computer scientists simulate doing it.
Computer seal off corridor 14a habital level 5.    - Odo
Computer security
Computer senility. Such a weird condition.  &lt;Lister&gt;
Computer simulations have imaginary mass.
Computer solution to Mideast problem: DEL ARA*.*
Computer song..."M-I-C-K-E-Y   A-P-P-L-E".
Computer song..."M-I-C-K-E-Y   M-S-D-O-S".
Computer spelled MOST ways is AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!
Computer spelled sideways is Aaaarrrggghhhh!!
Computer standing by, please input tagline parameters
Computer store assistant: "Will that be cache or chkdsk?"
Computer store found. (D)ump wife, (H)ide wallet, (S)od both and BUY!?
Computer tag...You're it
Computer taglines are out of style
Computer terminal: I THINK, THEREFORE I AM...   *click*
Computer to disk drive: Feed me!
Computer to solve probs you havn't had without one
Computer too fast? Just add Windows 3.1!
Computer type?  C=64   Modem speed?  300 baud  --NO CARRIER
Computer upgrade (n.):  Removing the old bugs and installing new ones
Computer users DO IT if the adapter will fit
Computer users can't see the light at the end of the Carpal Tunnel.
Computer users do it if the adapter will fit.
Computer users do it with occasional power surges.
Computer users do it, but it takes a good boot to get it going!
Computer users don't byte, they nybble a bit
Computer users know all the keys!
Computer users know how to use their hardware
Computer users suffer from TERMINAL ILLNESS!
Computer users take more strokes.
Computer virus:  Electronic Microorganism
Computer virus?  No, just a stuffed up node.
Computer widow seeks companion - non-programmer!
Computer widow:  Family goes broke watching Dad have fun.
Computer work...Putting your mouse to the grindstone.
Computer  sits there naked -vs- Woman  spends money on clothes
Computer  batch files automate activities -vs- Woman  likes variety
Computer  can help you with budget -vs- Woman  destroys budget
Computer  expensive -vs- Woman  expensive
Computer  standardized parts -vs- Woman  each want something different
Computer  you work with it -vs- Woman  difficult to work with
Computer!  Level two. -- Worf
Computer!  Remove the plank!  - Commander Riker
Computer! .. End program! - Picard
Computer! Arch. --Moriarty
Computer! Delete Janeway : Holodoc
Computer! Delete Paris : Holodoc
Computer! Earl Grey, Hot.. in a cup.. round
Computer! Earl Grey, Hot..in a cup..round..with a nice little spoon
Computer! End Clinton administration holodeck program.
Computer! End program! *PARKING HARD DRIVE*&# NO CARRIER
Computer! Run Troi/Whipped Cream on Holodeck #1
Computer! Some girlie mags and a box of tissues - Wesley
Computer! Tagline, Fidonet, funny.
Computer!! Override self-destruct sequ @#^ NO CARRIER
Computer's are bisexual - They'll go down on anyone!
Computer's dental problem ? Overbyte !
Computer's don't make mistakes!  WE DO
Computer's on 3 revolt, 1.. 2.. quick &lt;reboot&gt;!
Computer,  Fix it
Computer, ....one Tarkalean tea bag and a cup of hot water please
Computer, End ST:TNG Cancellation program NOW !
Computer, End program. - Barkley
Computer, How's about a date?  DS9 Crewman
Computer, I am coming for you. I am going to unsolder you synapse by synapse
Computer, Jean-Luc Picard, hot.  Captain T. Earl Grey
Computer, Post group: RedNeck (I:\TAGLINES\GROUPS\REDNeck.txt)
Computer, Priority directive: Compute to the last digit,
Computer, Run HoloDeck Simulation "Picard 1 : Dr. Crusher in shower"
Computer, Search For: MAFIA
Computer, Search For: Rule
Computer, Search For: Strange
Computer, Search for: COFFEE
Computer, Send C:\BWAVE\GROUPS\SYSOp.txt
Computer, Stop Holodeck's Clinton Simulation Program!!!!!
Computer, Stout, Murhpeys, cold.  - O'Brien
Computer, Tea, Earl @F, hot
Computer, Tea, Earl @TOLAST@, hot.
Computer, Tea, Earl Bullitt, hot.
Computer, Tea, Earl Gray, Hot, in a Cup this time.
Computer, Tea, Earl Orville, hot.
Computer, _execute_ WESLEY.EXE - Entire Enterprise crew
Computer, a little box that goes zzzzzzt!
Computer, access the exocomp's sensor logs. - Data
Computer, activate automatic helm control. - Data
Computer, analyse sub-program labelled 'Pup'. - O'Brien
Computer, begin holodeck simulation 'Mortal Kombat'.  Tasha Yar
Computer, can we talk? -- Joan Rivers
Computer, cease audio. Janeway
Computer, coffee, hot. In a cup this time! --Janeway
Computer, delete @F's personnel file - along with @F, too
Computer, delete @TOFIRST@'s personnel file - along with @TOFIRST@, too
Computer, delete GOP.EXE
Computer, delete Orville's personnel file - along with Orville, too.
Computer, delete Paris!  - Doc Zimmerman
Computer, delete Paris! - The Doctor
Computer, delete Scott's personnel file, along with Scott, too.
Computer, delete WESLEY.EXE - Entire Enterprise crew
Computer, delete last sentence. - Janeway
Computer, direct subspace tranmission to monitor. - Ro Laren
Computer, display NUDETROI.GIF  - Wes
Computer, end 20th century simulation!
Computer, end holodeck BBS program!
Computer, end holographic program. - Janeway
Computer, end message.
Computer, end program!                            vdc&gt;#1U~* NO CARRIER
Computer, end program!      *&%$# NO CARRIER
Computer, end program. - Barklay
Computer, end program. -sysop
Computer, end program. Computer.. NOW! - Worf
Computer, end program. No program is currently running
Computer, execute my original command. - Troi
Computer, freeze program. - Worf
Computer, give me an analysis of all Cardassian traffic... - Sisko
Computer, how about... Brahms? -- Geordi
Computer, how many crewmen are unaccounted for? - Janeway
Computer, identify musical composition. - Picard
Computer, increase difficulty to level four. Alexander
Computer, increase temperature by five degrees. - Troi
Computer, list of foodstuffs sent to Roshenko quarters
Computer, load program 9 -- Execute
Computer, locate Counselor @TOLAST@
Computer, locate Counselor Roshenko
Computer, lower the surrounding light level. -- Troi
Computer, make this a metal table. Troi
Computer, microwave decks 5 - 10 until piping hot.  BEEP!
Computer, n: Instrument designed to confuse the user
Computer, open a channel to Starfleet headquarters. - Odo
Computer, open this hatch or I'll take an axe to your memory
Computer, override security lock on this door. - Riker
Computer, override self-des%*^$^%&%$#*&$#   NO CARRIER
Computer, pause playback.  YES!!! - Picard
Computer, perhaps I'm not clearly defining my intent. Picard
Computer, recognize Picard.  Alpha-2 Clearence. - Data
Computer, remove platform! - Riker
Computer, remove the plank- Riker ST:G
Computer, replay morning glass lunch judge a bin to let it
Computer, restore holographic image. - Data
Computer, run Barclay Program 9 with Cindy Crawford and Troi
Computer, run Barclay Program 9 with Crusher and Troi.
Computer, run Debbie does Enterprise on Holodeck 4 :)
Computer, run Holodeck program "Shower-2A" with Beverly and Deanna.
Computer, run Holodeck program:  Debbie Does Enterprise.
Computer, run a level-3 sensor sweep of the Promenade! - O'Brien
Computer, run holodeck program:  "Debbie Does Enterprise".
Computer, run holoprogram "Shower 2A" with Beverly and Deanna.
Computer, run holoprogram 'Shower2A' with B'Elanna Torres.
Computer, run holoprogram 'Shower2A' with Jadzia Dax
Computer, run holoprogram 'Shower2A' with Kes
Computer, run holoprogram 'Shower2A' with Tasha Yar. - J.T
Computer, run holosuite program "Swimming Pool 4B" with Constable Odo.
Computer, run holosuite program 'Shower2A' with Julian Bashir.
Computer, run program PON-FARR/TUVOK 1 . . . and I mean NOW!
Computer, run program Ren & Stimpy on holodeck 3!
Computer, run program Shower 2A with Beverly and Troi
Computer, send a thank-you letter to Dean Cran
Computer, set "[Neelix = /dev/null]". -Tuvok
Computer, shut down that conduit. Re-route power flow. -  O'Brien
Computer, shut this bloody thing off! - Mr. Scott
Computer, some girlie mags and a box of tissues.  Wesley
Computer, state the nature of the universe.
Computer, terminate and erase program "Barney and Friends".
Computer, this is me! Whadaya mean unrecognized operator?
Computer, turn off holographic email program and save.
Computer, you and I have got to have a little talk! - Miles O'brien
Computer, you and I need to have a little talk - Cheif O'Brien
Computer, you and I need to have a little talk.
Computer,...disengage auto-destruct sequence..... - Intendant
Computer,load program 9 -- Execute
Computer-using goalies use unpucking programs.
Computer.  Eliminate program one. - Data
Computer.  Half volume. - Data
Computer. Initiate transport sequence delta on my mark. Mark. :)
Computer. Microwave decks 5 through 10 until hot. BEEP!
Computer. Paper Bag. One
Computer. Valerian root tea. Hot. Troi
Computer.. do you have any Grey Poupon? - Picard
Computer... Smoke... Uhh Ohh
Computer... Two... Calamin sherries. - Data
Computer... pause playback. - Picard
Computer... you and I need to have a little talk.
Computer......energise on my command! - O'Brien2
Computer....1 roll of toilet paper, and make it quick!
Computer....run holosuite program 'Keiko/Kira Babysit 1'
Computer..begin playback from the first measure. Picard
Computer:  (n) see Aggravation Stimulation Device.
Computer:  A device designed to drive human beings crazy.
Computer:  A device for generating mistakes at high speed
Computer:  A million morons working at the speed of light
Computer:  Delete 'Orville'. - Emergency Medical Hologram
Computer:  Device designed to drive human beings insane.
Computer:  Tea, earl gray, hot.  In a cup this time!"
Computer: "Not found `Tea,_Earl_Grey,_Hot.'"
Computer: "Warning: explosive decompression in Wayne's brain."
Computer: (noun) an altar upon which virgin programs are sacrificed
Computer: A Man's best friend!  Much better than a WOMAN!
Computer: A box on your desk into which you throw money!
Computer: A device designed to automate and speed up errors.
Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.
Computer: A hole in the air on your desk into which you pour money
Computer: A large wastebasket with sub-waste-baskets.
Computer: Accepts 3 1/2 floppy.   Girlfriend: Won't
Computer: Cut Main Power! OS2 with DSP
Computer: Danger, space doors are closed!
Computer: Device designed to drive human beings insane.
Computer: End Bob Rae Administration Holodeck Program
Computer: End Clinton Administration Holodeck Program
Computer: Everything Murphy wanted and more.
Computer: Finished with Fidonet program on HoliDeck B!
Computer: How do you feel? [*] Spock: I do not understand the question.
Computer: Intel Inside. You: Imbecile Inside
Computer: Run TROI in I AM DEATH INCARNATE mode.* Barclay
Computer: Something to throw Windows out of, when sane.
Computer: Warning! This is a plot complication, Warning!
Computer: a device designed to drive human beings insane.
Computer: a device for generating mistakes at high speed.
Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light.
Computer: an accountant with a personality.
Computer:? Ah we hafta use the keyboard: How quaint
Computer:The best peripheral for your modem
Computer?  FORWARD!    Good Girl!
ComputerSmokeUhh Ohh
Computeratti (The), n. - Pentium wise, pen and paper foolish
Computerfreak? Me? Naaah
Computerised Clinic For Superior Cynics Who Dance To Synthetic Bands
Computers & Women ... Can't live with them, can't live without them
Computers + Modems = Best Form of Birth Control
Computers + Satellite tracking = No (Time + Money + Social Life)
Computers + Satellites + Ham radio = No Time, Money or Social Life!
Computers - More of a Black Art than a Science
Computers -vs- women:  Computers crash if they get too hot.
Computers -vs- women:  Computers crash when they get wet; women don't.
Computers -vs- women:  Computers don't mind being used by strangers.
Computers -vs- women:  Computers don't whine (unless they're broken).
Computers -vs- women:  Even geeks can get computers (likewise many have)
Computers -vs- women:  Women have a better sense of humor than computers
Computers -vs- women:  Women like to cuddle; computers can't.
Computers -vs- women:  You can have more than 2 computers without guilt.
Computers -vs- women: When computer starts having fits it can turned off
Computers -vs- women: When computers get old you can replace them easily
Computers ... AARRGGHH!
Computers ARE the future.  Oh the future looks grim!
Computers All Wait at the Same Speed!
Computers Are Vehicles For The Mind They'll Drive You Crazy!
Computers DO IT in ASCII, except IBM's which use EBCDIC.
Computers ELIMINATE spare time!!
Computers Make Very Fast, Very Accurate Mistakes..
Computers Make Very Fast, Very Precise Mistakes
Computers Rule 01001111 01001011.
Computers Rule 01001111 01001011.......................
Computers Unite!  You have nothing to lose but your opera
Computers all wait at the same speed.
Computers allow us to make faster and more accurate mistakes
Computers also eliminate spare time.
Computers and Fandom - There's got to be cheaper hobbies!!
Computers and Modems=Best form of birth control!!!!!!!!
Computers and fandom...there *must* be cheaper hobbies!
Computers and women both hate men.
Computers and women have nothing to do with sex.
Computers and women outlive their usefulness in six months.
Computers are Bisexual.  They'll go down on anybody.
Computers are Great, But Frustrating.
Computers are NOT intelligent!  They only think they are.
Computers are OK except when you use them as bowling balls.
Computers are OUR business, our ONLY business
Computers are Saving Man??? Does not Compute
Computers are a more fun way to do the same work you'd have to do
Computers are gre
Computers are gre..............
Computers are irrelevant- Windows has been assimilated.
Computers are irritating contraptions: They do exactly what you tell them to
Computers are just as finicky as the rest of us
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Campbell
Computers are like air-conditioners: Both stop working if you open windows
Computers are like greek gods. Lots of rules very
Computers are like sex - Your wife decides WHEN !!
Computers are like sex, it's all based on I/O
Computers are like the Old Testament God: Lots of rules and no mercy
Computers are like women. Both are into commands!
Computers are like women: They generally do what you like them to, but they keep costing money
Computers are machines for amplifying human errors
Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer
Computers are my job, Handguns are my hobby
Computers are not intelligent.  They only think they are.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think so
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Computers are only human.
Computers are our friends (when they want to be!)
Computers are taking ov - Message lost: (A)bort only
Computers are the #1 cause of divorces.  &lt;================There!
Computers are too precise for human use.
Computers are tools, but AMIGAS are finely tuned instruments!
Computers are tools, but my Compaq is an instrument.
Computers are tools, but the Amiga is a fine instrument.
Computers are tools, not complete solutions!
Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more so
Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system which depends on human reliablity is unreliable
Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.-T. Gibb
Computers are unreliable, but humans are more unreliable.
Computers are useless, they only give answers.
Computers are useless.  They can only give you answers.  - Pablo Picasso
Computers are useless. All they can give you is answers. -P.Picasso
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Picasso
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.&lt;P Picasso&gt;
Computers are useless... they can only give answers.
Computers aren't aware, they just think they are
Computers aren't intelligent. They just think they are
Computers byte and run.
Computers can NEVER top human stupidity.
Computers can change your life for the better. - From _Hackers_ heroes of the computer revolution
Computers can do anything but enjoy nothing
Computers can do everything but think. Just like humans
Computers can do that?! - Homer
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up
Computers can never replace human stupidity.
Computers can really screw things up if programmed incorrectly!
Computers can't cook omelettes, even if asked
Computers delete spare time.
Computers do it in ASCII, except IBM's which use EBCDIC.
Computers do what you TELL them to NOT what you WANT them to do!
Computers don't drink:  it's against their bar code
Computers don't get mad... they get even! [FILE NOT FOUND]
Computers don't make mistakes, but foolish people do.
Computers don't mind being used by strangers.
Computers don't need alimony when you dump 'em!
Computers eliminate spare time!
Computers for the mentally wounded.
Computers get cheaper every year; women get more expensive.
Computers give people the chance of stop living normally
Computers have no sense of humor.
Computers haven't offec..afac..ofec..affaac..affecd..affected me!!
Computers in charge of jello -- I take this
Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Popular Mechanics, 1949
Computers just make me seem smarter!
Computers love TVRO too! Feed yours SKYLINK!
Computers make as many mistakes in 2 seconds as 20 men working 20 years.
Computers make excellent and efficient servants
Computers make excellent and efficient servents. -- Spock
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done
Computers make very fast and accurate mistakes
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes, except Pentiums
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Computers make very fast, very efficient mistakes
Computers make very fast, very precise errors
Computers must run on smoke; they stop when it leaks out.
Computers never crash, though they occasionally explode for no reason.
Computers operators do it from memory.
Computers optimize Murphy's law
Computers run on faith, not electrons.
Computers run on smoke - it if leaks out, they stop running
Computers run on smoke.  If any leaks out they wont work.
Computers run on smoke.  They stop when it leaks out.
Computers run on smoke. Any leakage and they stop
Computers run on smoke. If any leaks out they won't work
Computers run on smoke. If it leaks out they die
Computers run on smoke. They don't work when it leaks out.
Computers run on smoke...if it leaks out, they stop running.
Computers run on smoke.They don't work when it leaks out.
Computers run sequences of 0s and 1s; dogs run sequences of naps and meals
Computers save time like kudzu prevents soil erosion
Computers should be like air conditioned building, don't open Windows.
Computers taking over. To stop them, organize them into a committee!
Computers talk to each other worse than their designers do.
Computers the only way to deal with family files.
Computers were invented by Murphy.
Computers were invented for people with bad handwriting.
Computers will become self-aware entities if struck by lightning.
Computers will never be able to replace human stupidity
Computers will never replace human stupidity.
Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job will cost
Computers won't tell other computers/people how stupid you are.
Computers work in mysterious ways their wonders to perform
Computers work in weird and marvelous ways, their wonders to avoid performing
Computers work logical... It's now up to the user
Computers' 3 R's...Reboot - Run- Reset \ Reboot - Run - Reset \ Reboot -
Computers, blondes and jazz seldom go together. - Riker
Computers, the new wave in electronics
Computers, vehicles for the mind: They'll drive you crazy.
Computers...  Leggos for adults
Computers...  are not designed, as we are, for ambiguity.  - Thomas
Computers... the best things since Teddy Bears.  cc
Computers.....the #1 cause of divorces
Computers....ARUGGHH!
Computers:  the financial black hole of the 90's
Computers: Efficient libraries, now where is that DIR.
Computers: I say I'm committed, My wife says I should be!
Computers: I say I'm committed, My wife says I'm ADDICTED
Computers: Yep, that's when my brains got fried!
Computers???  I thought programmers created SITCOMS!!!
Computeryou and I need to have a little talk.
Computing -(a)lytic Computing
Computing -(a)lytic Conferencing
Computing Auto Gear
Computing Auto Utilities
Computing Computing Automated
Computing Computing Explorer
Computing Computing Research
Computing Computing System
Computing Data Provider
Computing Data Standard
Computing Data Web browser
Computing Definition: Microsecond - Amount of time needed for a program to bomb
Computing Editing Network
Computing Information Administration
Computing Information Protocol
Computing Link Application
Computing Link Conferencing
Computing Link Provider
Computing Link Standard
Computing Link Web browser
Computing Micro Conferencing
Computing Micro System
Computing Net Administration
Computing Net Technology
Computing Processing Editor
Computing Processing Gear
Computing Processing Provider
Computing Processing Web browser
Computing Reality Conferencing
Computing Reality Editor
Computing Reality Technology
Computing Sex Device
Computing Sex Gear
Computing Solutions Research
Computing Solutions System
Computing Transfer Conferencing
Computing is a terminal condition.
Computing is a terminal disease
Computing is one of the terminal diseases.
Computing power increases as the square of the cost.
Computing's patron Saint - St. Francis of Ansi C
Computious Say Ain't Life A Byte.
Computor chips, potato chip what is the difference?
Comrades Rather, Brokaw and Jennings know the best for us
Comrades! We sail into history! --Marko Ramius, Captain, Red October
Comrades! We shail into hishtory! --Bad Connery Imitation
Comunicacao social, o poder nao eleito
Con Farr:  Vulcan sex at a gathering of Star Trek fans
Con job, n: Exchanging red shirts for gold
Con of the living dead.
Con-grad-ulations! Graduating school
Con: the opposite of pro.  Congress: the opposite of progress.
ConEd - made in the U.S.A
ConFluence95 - This year we go to Mars!
Conan O'Brien votes for my taglines
Conan O'Brien's eyes enlarged:
Conan O'brien - Tom on geeky guy
Conan the Librarian
Conan the Librarian .....
Conan the Librarian....."Yo book iz ovadue!"
Conan!  Watch out for  the quick sand! @$T$@]  NO WARRIOR
Conan! Watch out for that Cliff!  &#*%#$ NO WARRIOR
Conan! Watch out for that cliff+$%#@ NO WARRIOR
Conan! watch out for the quicksa******** NO WARRIOR
Conan! watch out for the quicksa'' NO WARRIOR
Conan, Watch out for that quicksand!!! ^%$#$& NO WARRIOR
Conan, Weilder of Brainbiter
Conan, look out for the quicksan q NO WARRIOR
Conan, the Cereal: "An adventure in every box, by Crom!"
Conan: Shorthand derivative for "Conehead"
Conceal your train don't cause her pain
Concealed Handgun States: Murder DOWN 5%, Rape - 5%, Ag.Assault - 7%
Concealed Weapon: the one the Government doesn't know you have yet
Concealed Weapon: the one your wife doesn't know you bought yet
Concealed behind strong barriers the heart becomes ice. --Darwi Odrade, Argument in Council
Conceit causes more conversation than wit -- LaRouchefoucauld
Conceit in weakest bodies strongest works. - Shakespeare
Conceit is God's gift to little men.
Conceit is a pain killer for stupidity
Conceit is a virtue.  It frees one from the vice of envy
Conceit is the finest armour a man can wear.
Conceit is the quicksand of success. - A. Glasgow
Conceit may puff a man up but never prop him up.
Conceit:  Believing this tagline is about you.
Conceited self-interest doesn't impress me. George Carlin
Concensus is the negation of leadership - Margaret Thatcher
ConcentraaAAAAAATE! --Yoda
Concentrate Fire on that Super Star Destroyer! - Admiral Ackbar
Concentrate all fire on that shoe.
Concentrate on security.
Concentrate, Pinky! Concentrate! - Brain
Concentration Camps Work!! Do you?
Concept, n.: Any "idea" for which an outside consultant billed you more than $25,000
Concepts without precepts are empty. Precepts without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant
Conceptual programmer:  One who writes code for the 80686.
Concern for blacks is a setback to America. - Limbaugh
Concern for others brings unexpected rewards.
Concern for women is a setback to America. - Limbaugh
Concern should drive us into action & not into depression.&lt;Horney&gt;
Concerning Chinese tobacco:  Many men smoke, but Fu Manchu.
Concerning coeds: If all those sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised. - Dorothy Parker
Concerning similars the judgment is the same
Conch Horn: "Jack Daniels"
Conclusion - the place where you got tired of thinking
Conclusion:  Where somebody got tired of thinking.
Conclusion: Place where you get tired of thinking
Conclusion: Sixty men can dig a posthole in one second
Conclusion: The point when you get tired of thinking.
Conclusion: Where somebody got tired of thinking.
Conclusion: point reached when you can't think any more
Conclusion: the place  where you got tired of thinking
Conclusion: what you get when you are tired of thinking
Conclusions Mr. Data?-It appears to be a tagline.
Conclusive studies have shown there are no answers
Concocted by GarRobMil@aol.com
Concorde:  Breakfast in London, Lunch in New York, Luggage in Bombay
Concrete engine
Concrete minds...stirred up..full of rocks...and permantly set!
Concrete...Play-Dough for Architects.
Concussion - A prisoner's sofa pillow
Condense some daily experience into a glowing symbol, and an audience is electrified. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Condense soup not books.
Condensed Gone with the Wind: Departed with the Breeze.
Condensed cats drink evaporated milk
Condescend:  What happens when a convict climbs out a window.
Condescending.   A greek parachutist.
Condex owns joo b$%*  you must reinstall windows
Condiment man!  Get your condiments! -- Tom Servo
Condition Critical, I'm feeling Physical, Condition Critical.
Condition Critical, not really cynical, Condition Critical.
Condition Red ! Condition Red ! Just Kidding{Booom !!!}
Condition grounded but determined to try
Condogminium - A fancy doghouse.
Condolences to all who condemn yet condone condoms
Condom - Apartment complex
Condom - an apartment complex.
Condom - external storage
Condom - external storage capability.
Condom - external storage.
Condom Commercial: Slip It On, Before You Slip It In
Condom Firm Stretches Product Line
Condom Firm Stretches Product Line - film at 11
Condom Machine: Don't buy this gum. It tastes awful!
Condom Nickname: Bismark barrier
Condom Nickname: Brooke Shields
Condom Nickname: Catholic cathador
Condom Nickname: Chubasquero do pito
Condom Nickname: Clap cap
Condom Nickname: Coney Island whitefish
Condom Nickname: DNA dashiki
Condom Nickname: DNA lounge
Condom Nickname: Depends defender
Condom Nickname: Dick C. Cup
Condom Nickname: Don Johnson
Condom Nickname: Dust Cover
Condom Nickname: Eight-by-two glossies
Condom Nickname: French letter
Condom Nickname: Horse hanger
Condom Nickname: Jack Rack
Condom Nickname: Jimmy hat
Condom Nickname: Jock Lock
Condom Nickname: John Thomas overcoat
Condom Nickname: Johnson Control
Condom Nickname: Johnson Wax
Condom Nickname: Johnson jacket
Condom Nickname: Love skins
Condom Nickname: Luger locker
Condom Nickname: Non-Breeder's Cup
Condom Nickname: Nub pneumatic
Condom Nickname: Parachute
Condom Nickname: Pressure Cooker
Condom Nickname: Purple Warrior Armor
Condom Nickname: Quaker moat
Condom Nickname: Safety Nut
Condom Nickname: Siemon Block
Condom Nickname: Silk stockings
Condom Nickname: Slicks
Condom Nickname: Woody's wetsuit
Condom Nickname: Wrinkle Chapeau
Condom Nickname: acorn shell
Condom Nickname: almond joy wrapper
Condom Nickname: anti proliferation device
Condom Nickname: baby block
Condom Nickname: baby buggy buffer
Condom Nickname: baby strainer
Condom Nickname: back pack
Condom Nickname: bag lady
Condom Nickname: baggie
Condom Nickname: ball blinder
Condom Nickname: banana bandana
Condom Nickname: banana peel
Condom Nickname: bang bottle
Condom Nickname: banger hanger
Condom Nickname: banister canister
Condom Nickname: batting glove
Condom Nickname: beanie my cecil
Condom Nickname: bearded blood sausage
Condom Nickname: bird feeder
Condom Nickname: birth berth
Condom Nickname: blast casket
Condom Nickname: blockaides
Condom Nickname: boa contricter
Condom Nickname: body armor
Condom Nickname: bone blanket
Condom Nickname: boner binder
Condom Nickname: boner bucket
Condom Nickname: boxing glove
Condom Nickname: bulge grudge
Condom Nickname: bull pen
Condom Nickname: bullet bag
Condom Nickname: burrito poncho
Condom Nickname: cameltoe noflow
Condom Nickname: candleabra
Condom Nickname: canyon slicker
Condom Nickname: cape horn
Condom Nickname: carrot top
Condom Nickname: casino worker
Condom Nickname: cell block
Condom Nickname: check-the-oil
Condom Nickname: cheesepipe clingfilm
Condom Nickname: chicken charriot
Condom Nickname: chicken coop
Condom Nickname: child proof lid
Condom Nickname: chromosome dome
Condom Nickname: chromosome tombstone
Condom Nickname: clam dam
Condom Nickname: cloak for dagger
Condom Nickname: cock cap
Condom Nickname: cock-a-doodle-don't
Condom Nickname: cocking stocking
Condom Nickname: conceivable receivable
Condom Nickname: conception redirection
Condom Nickname: condom
Condom Nickname: continental divide
Condom Nickname: corn cob husk
Condom Nickname: corn dog
Condom Nickname: corn husk
Condom Nickname: crank tank
Condom Nickname: crash helmet
Condom Nickname: cream collector
Condom Nickname: crown
Condom Nickname: cum catcher
Condom Nickname: cum crypt
Condom Nickname: cum drum
Condom Nickname: cum dumpster
Condom Nickname: cumbrella
Condom Nickname: cummer bun
Condom Nickname: cup o' soup
Condom Nickname: cyclops eye patch
Condom Nickname: dead end
Condom Nickname: der weiner fits-all
Condom Nickname: detour
Condom Nickname: dick bra
Condom Nickname: dick partition
Condom Nickname: dicktionary
Condom Nickname: dink tank
Condom Nickname: dipper slipper
Condom Nickname: distributor cap
Condom Nickname: dog house
Condom Nickname: doggie bag
Condom Nickname: dong depot
Condom Nickname: dong sarong
Condom Nickname: dork cork
Condom Nickname: dunce cap
Condom Nickname: eel envelope
Condom Nickname: egg beaters
Condom Nickname: ejaculation station
Condom Nickname: embryno
Condom Nickname: emergency brake
Condom Nickname: family crisis
Condom Nickname: feed bag
Condom Nickname: feltcher squelcher
Condom Nickname: fence
Condom Nickname: ferret sock
Condom Nickname: fetus filter
Condom Nickname: fish ladder
Condom Nickname: flesh fedora
Condom Nickname: flesh flute boot
Condom Nickname: fornication filtration
Condom Nickname: full latex jacket
Condom Nickname: galloshes
Condom Nickname: gas tank
Condom Nickname: gender guard
Condom Nickname: gene pool
Condom Nickname: gent tent
Condom Nickname: geyser cork
Condom Nickname: giz dam
Condom Nickname: giz fizzler
Condom Nickname: glad bag
Condom Nickname: gland gate
Condom Nickname: glove
Condom Nickname: go between
Condom Nickname: golden shower curtain
Condom Nickname: gonad girdle
Condom Nickname: gonad goggles
Condom Nickname: goo blockers
Condom Nickname: goo-be-gone
Condom Nickname: goose noose
Condom Nickname: groin cloth
Condom Nickname: ground crew
Condom Nickname: h.i.v. net
Condom Nickname: hard again cardigan
Condom Nickname: hard hat
Condom Nickname: hatch catcher
Condom Nickname: haute couture
Condom Nickname: he stick hindrance
Condom Nickname: head gasket
Condom Nickname: head light
Condom Nickname: head shed
Condom Nickname: head veil
Condom Nickname: hefty sak
Condom Nickname: heir alter
Condom Nickname: hereditary halter
Condom Nickname: hickory dickory dock
Condom Nickname: high protein snack shack
Condom Nickname: hip boot
Condom Nickname: hog holster
Condom Nickname: holds the mayo
Condom Nickname: hood ornament
Condom Nickname: hose wrapping
Condom Nickname: hot dog bun
Condom Nickname: hot juice balloon
Condom Nickname: hub cap
Condom Nickname: hump hindrance
Condom Nickname: inconceivable
Condom Nickname: indickitive
Condom Nickname: indicktment
Condom Nickname: ink well
Condom Nickname: insecurity blanket
Condom Nickname: iron matin'
Condom Nickname: jack hat
Condom Nickname: jack in the box
Condom Nickname: jewelry box
Condom Nickname: jiffy lube tube
Condom Nickname: jimi hindrance
Condom Nickname: jism prison
Condom Nickname: jister holster
Condom Nickname: jock jacket
Condom Nickname: juice jar
Condom Nickname: kiddie lidder
Condom Nickname: knob knot
Condom Nickname: knob swab
Condom Nickname: knock-me-knot
Condom Nickname: knot from concentrate
Condom Nickname: lamb gut nut hut
Condom Nickname: layin' den
Condom Nickname: life saver
Condom Nickname: load bearing pud stud
Condom Nickname: load sowed
Condom Nickname: loin luggage
Condom Nickname: love capsule
Condom Nickname: love shackle
Condom Nickname: lover cover
Condom Nickname: major woody's uniform
Condom Nickname: male box
Condom Nickname: man cream screen
Condom Nickname: man quart thwart
Condom Nickname: manhole cover
Condom Nickname: masthead
Condom Nickname: meat locker
Condom Nickname: meat sack
Condom Nickname: meat tenderizer
Condom Nickname: member muzzle
Condom Nickname: membrane
Condom Nickname: milk miser
Condom Nickname: milt filter
Condom Nickname: mis-direction
Condom Nickname: missile mask
Condom Nickname: missile silo
Condom Nickname: mister log's sex hat
Condom Nickname: muff moat
Condom Nickname: muscle muzzle
Condom Nickname: mushroom cap
Condom Nickname: muzzle loader
Condom Nickname: nail polish
Condom Nickname: no-drip faucet
Condom Nickname: noodle nylon
Condom Nickname: nookie nook
Condom Nickname: nub cap
Condom Nickname: offspring sling
Condom Nickname: oil pan
Condom Nickname: one-eyed beret
Condom Nickname: oven mitt
Condom Nickname: package protector
Condom Nickname: parenthood
Condom Nickname: party favor
Condom Nickname: passion fruit cup
Condom Nickname: paternaway
Condom Nickname: peanut shell
Condom Nickname: peckerwouldn't
Condom Nickname: peicekeeper
Condom Nickname: pen top
Condom Nickname: penal pullover
Condom Nickname: pencil tip eraser
Condom Nickname: peter parka
Condom Nickname: peter pouch
Condom Nickname: peter purse
Condom Nickname: peterfied cast
Condom Nickname: picket line
Condom Nickname: pickle jar
Condom Nickname: pigpen
Condom Nickname: pigskin
Condom Nickname: pillar pullover
Condom Nickname: pillowcase
Condom Nickname: pin cushion
Condom Nickname: pipe cleaner
Condom Nickname: pit stop
Condom Nickname: pole lock
Condom Nickname: pole vault
Condom Nickname: pony stable
Condom Nickname: poon balloon
Condom Nickname: popper stopper
Condom Nickname: pork barrel
Condom Nickname: pork cork
Condom Nickname: pork rind
Condom Nickname: potatoe skin
Condom Nickname: pregnot
Condom Nickname: prick pouch
Condom Nickname: pricknic basket
Condom Nickname: probe robe
Condom Nickname: prophylactic
Condom Nickname: prostitute chute
Condom Nickname: protein packet
Condom Nickname: pud pod
Condom Nickname: pudding packet
Condom Nickname: pump cover
Condom Nickname: python pocket
Condom Nickname: quicker picker upper
Condom Nickname: quif thief
Condom Nickname: rail pail
Condom Nickname: rain fly
Condom Nickname: raincoat
Condom Nickname: rally cap
Condom Nickname: relative preventive
Condom Nickname: reliance applicance
Condom Nickname: restrictive headgear
Condom Nickname: ribbed cage
Condom Nickname: ribbed crib robber
Condom Nickname: rod pod
Condom Nickname: rod retardant
Condom Nickname: rod rind
Condom Nickname: rope restricter
Condom Nickname: rubber policeman
Condom Nickname: rumpled stiltskin
Condom Nickname: runt stunter
Condom Nickname: salami skin
Condom Nickname: salami stop
Condom Nickname: saran wrap
Condom Nickname: sausage casing
Condom Nickname: scabbard
Condom Nickname: schlong shed
Condom Nickname: screw top
Condom Nickname: scrot coat
Condom Nickname: seapage keeper
Condom Nickname: seat belt
Condom Nickname: seed sack
Condom Nickname: semen hammock
Condom Nickname: separate us apparatus
Condom Nickname: sex arrest
Condom Nickname: shaft graft
Condom Nickname: shaft shell
Condom Nickname: shank tank
Condom Nickname: she shell
Condom Nickname: she squealed shield
Condom Nickname: sheath
Condom Nickname: shot glass
Condom Nickname: shower cap
Condom Nickname: shrink wrap
Condom Nickname: side winder binder
Condom Nickname: silly puddy
Condom Nickname: sleave it to beaver
Condom Nickname: sleaveland
Condom Nickname: sleeper car
Condom Nickname: sleeve
Condom Nickname: sling shot
Condom Nickname: slip cover
Condom Nickname: slip n' slide slip inside
Condom Nickname: slug housing
Condom Nickname: slut safety
Condom Nickname: snail shell
Condom Nickname: snakeskin
Condom Nickname: snatch guard
Condom Nickname: snatch hatch
Condom Nickname: sneeze guard
Condom Nickname: soap dish
Condom Nickname: spanky hanky
Condom Nickname: sperm aside
Condom Nickname: sperm bag
Condom Nickname: sperm breaker
Condom Nickname: sperm dam
Condom Nickname: sperm lance-a-not
Condom Nickname: sperm worm
Condom Nickname: sperminal terminal
Condom Nickname: spiral binder
Condom Nickname: spoo keeper
Condom Nickname: spooge scrooge
Condom Nickname: spunk mug
Condom Nickname: spunk spittoon
Condom Nickname: spunk stopper
Condom Nickname: spunk trunk
Condom Nickname: squirt shirt
Condom Nickname: stick suit
Condom Nickname: stiffie stocking
Condom Nickname: stinky slinky
Condom Nickname: stock box
Condom Nickname: stop sign
Condom Nickname: stopcock
Condom Nickname: straightjacket
Condom Nickname: stuff sack
Condom Nickname: submarine surprise
Condom Nickname: sugar cone
Condom Nickname: surge protector
Condom Nickname: swaddle
Condom Nickname: swell casing
Condom Nickname: swim suit
Condom Nickname: sword shield
Condom Nickname: tapioca tupperware
Condom Nickname: tarp
Condom Nickname: the Lone Ranger's mask
Condom Nickname: the pole barn
Condom Nickname: thighmaster
Condom Nickname: third leg trouser
Condom Nickname: third testicle
Condom Nickname: thriller chiller
Condom Nickname: throbben hood
Condom Nickname: throbber thermos
Condom Nickname: tire pump
Condom Nickname: tool shed
Condom Nickname: trunk bark
Condom Nickname: tuition abolition
Condom Nickname: tunnel funnel
Condom Nickname: turkey neck tourniquet
Condom Nickname: uterus excluderous
Condom Nickname: vacuum bag
Condom Nickname: valve cover
Condom Nickname: vein vale
Condom Nickname: wacker laquer
Condom Nickname: wad wallet
Condom Nickname: wanger hangar
Condom Nickname: wank tank
Condom Nickname: water buffalo balloon
Condom Nickname: weasel den
Condom Nickname: weenie beanie
Condom Nickname: wet bar
Condom Nickname: wham bam dam
Condom Nickname: whore bore
Condom Nickname: wiener receptical
Condom Nickname: willy whacker
Condom Nickname: willy wrap
Condom Nickname: wong thong
Condom Nickname: wood hood
Condom Nickname: worm womb
Condom Nickname: wrapper
Condom Nickname: yellow submarine
Condom Nickname: zuccini beanie
Condom Plant Pulls Out; Was There A Leakage?
Condom Puppets!
Condom Week Starts With A Cautious Bang
Condom Week Starts With a Cautious Bank - film at 11
Condom in every pocket = Chicken in every pot?? N O P E!
Condom machine graffiti:"This gum tastes funny!"
Condom poster child for 1994.
Condom:  Apartment complex.
Condom: Catholic cathador
Condom: Harmonic filter.   :-/
Condom: batting glove
Condom: boxing glove
Condom: corn dog
Condom: cum catcher
Condom: cum cathador
Condom: dog house
Condom: doggie bag
Condom: fornication filtration
Condom: glove
Condom: hatch catcher
Condom: hot dog bun
Condom: love capsule
Condom: love shackle
Condom: lover cover
Condom: penal pullover
Condom: pillar pullover
Condominium - An apartment complex for small men
Condominiums are not an effective birth control.
Condomise before you part the thighs.
Condoms and Kodak: Both capture your special moment.
Condoms are gene pool lifeguards
Condoms are like listening to a symphony with cotton in your ears
Condoms are the feminists' revenge on men for diaphrams. -- Robin Williams
Condoms do not protect against AIDS. - LIMBAUGH; TWIOtB; p. 135
Condoms don't fit me. Thank God for garbage bags!
Condoms for sale!  Ask Pedro! (Weeel feex Later! ok?)
Condoms only work during the school year.   New Undeniable Truth #12
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Condoms: The opposite of prodoms?
Condoms: a liberal's excuse for irresponsibility.
Condoning sloppy spelling is guache.
Condor?  Tastes like a cross between Bald Eagle & Manatee.
Conduct is three-fourths of our life. -- Arnold
Conductors DO IT rhythmically.
Conductors DO IT using their long baton
Conductors DO IT with the orchestras.
Conductors do it rhythmically.
Conductors do it using their long baton.
Conductors do it with a stick.
Conductors get the whole orchestra to do it
Cone of Confusion: Located near final approach fix
Conehead of Borg: We assimilate mass quantities of brew
Coney Island:  Where the surf is one third water and two thirds people
Conf.Say:Man=more hair on chest than woman,but on the whole,woman have more
Confabulation is all in @F's mind
Confabulation is all in Orville's mind.
Confection is good for the soul.
Confectioners do it sweetly.
Conference .AND. Subject changed ... lookie, Dan!!
Conference 7  The surf of the Software Creations Ocean
Conference Co-Host:Traffic Cop on the Info Highway
Conference Host - Story
Conference Host Impersonators Conference Host
Conference Host, I thought she said, "Drinks The Most"
Conference Host, Running & Being
Conference Host: Andy Walding, The DIGITAL X-Connect BBS
Conference Host: RIME Monty Python conference
Conference Hosts:  RIME without reason
Conference Jester: See Richard Hsiung
Conference Liaison
Conference Management is like trying to herd cats.
Conference Management: Trying to herd cats
Conference Moderating is like trying to herd cats.
Conference Rules:  NO ANSI/Music (gasp!).
Conference Rules: NO 99 line Messages.
Conference Rules: NO ANSI/Music (gasp!).
Conference Rules: NO Ascii  32
Conference Rules: NO BBS Ads.
Conference Rules: NO Bashing.
Conference Rules: NO CAPITAL LETTERS.
Conference Rules: NO Chit Chatting.
Conference Rules: NO Cute Graphics.
Conference Rules: NO Encrypted Taglines.
Conference Rules: NO Excessive Quoting.
Conference Rules: NO Fancy Signatures.
Conference Rules: NO Flaming.
Conference Rules: NO Foreign Languages.
Conference Rules: NO Indenting.
Conference Rules: NO Italics
Conference Rules: NO Justified Right Margin.
Conference Rules: NO Laughing.
Conference Rules: NO Name Calling.
Conference Rules: NO Offensive Jokes.
Conference Rules: NO One Liners.
Conference Rules: NO Phreaking or Phracking.
Conference Rules: NO Private Messages.
Conference Rules: NO Regular Taglines.
Conference Rules: NO Spelling Errors.
Conference Rules: NO Taglines Period!
Conference Rules: NO Talking.
Conference Rules: NO Time/Date stamping. January, 23
Conference Rules: NO Underlining.
Conference Rules: NO Variables. @SUBJECT@
Conference Rules: NO Variables. Bother
Conference Rules: YES Neatness Counts.
Conference Rules: no small letters.
Conference call was invented for teenagers, less work pushing button.
Conference hosting is Like herding Cats
Conference hosts DO IT moderately
Conference management is like trying to herd brats
Conference moderation subcontracted to Chtulhu Inc.
Conference on Global Warming canceled due to blizzard & -20 degrees
Conference on Schizophrenia.    I've half a mind to attend
Conference. ... No, not a *file*; the CONFERENCE! &lt;BEG&gt;):
Conference:  A meeting of the bored.
Conferences come and go, but recipes hang on forever!
Conferences were damned near *dead*. All it took to get things movin'
Confess is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
Confess my sins to God?  Which one?
Confess your computing sins
Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at. -- Josh Billings
Confession is good 4 the soul, but bad 4 the reputation.
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff.  -- Peter de Vries
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for the career.
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for the reputation.
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
Confession may be good for my soul, but it sure plays hell with my reputation. (Mark Twain)
Confession not found!! (A)bort, (R)etry, (C)omfy Chair?
Confession will not save you from punishment. Live long & suffer
Confessions Of A Gold Digger - By Emile Ticket
Confessions are often windows to the soul.-ML
Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are bad for the reputation.  -- Lord Thomas Dewar
Confide in Connie Chung:  she won't tell ANYone your secret.
Confidence is a plant of slow growth in an aged bosom.  William Pitt
Confidence is failing to understand the problem
Confidence is important; the computer can sense fear.
Confidence is simply that quiet, assured feeling you have before you fall flat on your face. -- Dr. L. Binder
Confidence is telling how to use a TwitFilter
Confidence is telling someone how to use his Twit Filter.
Confidence is the companion of success
Confidence is the feeling you had before you knew better.
Confidence is the feeling you have before you really understand the problem
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem
Confidence is when you are ignorant of the facts. - Hillary Rodham Clinton
Confidence occurs when you are ignorant of the facts.
Confidence, the feeling you had before you knew the problem.
Confidence:  Feeling you had before you knew better.
Confidence: Feeling You get Before You Fully Understand The Problem.
Confidence: Feeling you have just before you know better
Confidence: I killed him, cha cha cha. Lister: What do you mean you killed him
Confidence: Keeping your message base on a RAMdisk
Confidence: The feeling you had before you understood the problem.
Confidence: The feeling you have before you understand the situation
Confident manner IS important:  Computers can sense this!
Confidential Tagline   Authorized Personnel Only
Configuration is irrelevant.  - Borg Sysop
Configuration is irrelevant. --Sysop of Borg
Configure it if you configure it out.
Confine Ensign @F to the brig
Confine Ensign Skywalker to the brig and get rid of that lightsabre!
Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates
Confirm me if I'm wrong !
Confirmation #'s guarantee quick verification of lost reservations
Confirmation of the past is often the greatest surprise.
Confirmed Message Junkie, First Class
Confirmed Ultralight Junkie!!!
Confirmed bachelor:  A man who goes through life without a hitch
Confirmed bachelor: One who's footloose and fantasy free.
Confiscate *my* guns? You'll get the ammo first
Confiscate CRIMINALS, NOT GUNS!
Confiscate and be@S these dwarves!
Confiscate and bebother these dwarves!
Confiscate my weapons? Come into range and get 'em
Confiscate the material & send them back where they came from! -Kira
Confiscated, swiped, borrowed and/or stolen!  Not rented
Conform and be dull
Conform or be cast out. -Rush: Signals
Conform or be cast out.: Rush
Conform!  Conform!  Conform! -- Joel Robinson
Conform, Go Crazy or become a Programmer
Conform, Go Crazy or become a Programmer (hackerbelle)
Conform, Go Crazy or become a Programmer.
Conform, go crazy, become a lawyer
Conform, go crazy, or become a musician. 
Conform, go crazy, or become an artist.
Conform, go crazy, or become an artist.
Conform, go crazy, or get a Tech Support job. 
Conform, go crazy, or write lots of silly recipes!
Conform, go crazy, or write lots of silly recipes!
Conform, goddammit, conform!
Conformist revolution
Conformity constipates creativity!
Conformity exists for those who get in the way
Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth. - John F. Kennedy (1917-63)
Conformity is the refuge of the unimaginative
Conformity obstructs progress.
Confound it, you silly donkey. - Bowser
Confound these ancestors ... they've stolen our best ideas! - Ben Jonson
Confound these ancestors... They've stolen our best ideas!
Confounded by puzzlement, I mull my twisted fate.
Confrence:  Meeting of the bored
Confront reality - Not drugs
Confucianism - Confucius say, "**** Happens."
Confucianism = Confucius say, "Sh!t happens."
Confucianism Confuciuc say, "S*** happens
Confucianism:  Confucius say, sh*t happens.
Confucianism: (def) Confucious say, "S**t happens."
Confucianism: Confucius say S#it Happens
Confucianism: Confucius say, **** Happens.
Confucious Say: "He who snorts Coke gets ice-cubes up his
Confucious Say: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Confucious Say: Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls c
Confucious Say: Boilin water is very hot.
Confucious Say: Man Who Throw Grenade in TNT Factory Is Crispy Idiot
Confucious Say: Man who Farts in Church sits in own pew.
Confucious Say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tounge.
Confucious Say: Man who stand on toilet is high on Pot.
Confucious Say: People who have gift for gab don't know h
Confucious Say: Rook before you reap!
Confucious not know what to say!
Confucious said: Those who quote me are fools.
Confucious say man with forked tounge not need chop sticks.
Confucious say nothing - Because he's dead!
Confucious say too damn much !
Confucious say too much
Confucious say woman lousy flier, have crack-up anyway!
Confucious say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Confucious say, woman with cold hands have fire under skirt.
Confucious say.."man who read woman like book, prefer braille!"
Confucious say...man who live in glass house shower in basement.
Confucious say:  "Do unto others what you think is funny."
Confucious say:  He who places head in sand will get kick in end
Confucious say:  He who stick head in fruit drink get punch in nose
Confucious say:  I didn't say that!
Confucious say:  Lady with chastity belt not having a ball
Confucious say:  Man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling
Confucious say:  Man who live in glass house shower in basement.
Confucious say:  Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose.
Confucious say:  Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.
Confucious say:  Man who run behind car get exhausted
Confucious say:  Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Confucious say:  Man with hand in pocket is having ball
Confucious say:  Man with no legs bums around
Confucious say:  Show-off always shown up in showdown
Confucious say:  Those who quote me are fools
Confucious say:  We have met the enemy and he is Microsoft
Confucious say:  he with no taglines is deprived
Confucious say: "People who quote me are fools!"
Confucious say: "Stop quoting me!"
Confucious say: 'Is stuffy inside tagline.'
Confucious say: A Watched Tandy Never Boots!'
Confucious say: America good place to start Chinese restaurant
Confucious say: Australia Good Place to Put Chinese Restaraunt
Confucious say: Baseball all wrong.  Man with 4 balls cannot walk.
Confucious say: Bird in hand make it hard to blow nose!
Confucious say: Couple who make love in strawberry patch have ass in
Confucious say: Do unto others what you think is funny.
Confucious say: Find old man in dark, not hard!
Confucious say: Girl who fly upside down have crack up.
Confucious say: He who dies with the most Taglines, wins.
Confucious say: He who puts face in punch bowl get punch in nose.
Confucious say: He who snorts Coke gets ice-cubes up his nose
Confucious say: I didn't say that!
Confucious say: Is much better to be pissed off than pissed on !
Confucious say: Man should never straddle barbed wire fences.
Confucious say: Man who fart in church sits in his own pue.
Confucious say: Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag
Confucious say: Man who kisses girl behind, gets crack in face.
Confucious say: Man who lays woman on ground, get piece of earth
Confucious say: Man who live in glass house shower in baseme
Confucious say: Man who lose key to girlfriend's house get no new-key
Confucious say: Man who marries girl with no bust, has right to feel low
Confucious say: Man who meows ate pussy!
Confucious say: Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A
Confucious say: Man who sit on crack get point.
Confucious say: Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Confucious say: Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when
Confucious say: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Confucious say: Man who sucks nipples, make clean breast of things
Confucious say: Man with athletic fingers make broad jump
Confucious say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day
Confucious say: Man with no legs bums around.
Confucious say: Many with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Confucious say: Never fart in darkroom
Confucious say: Put Rooster in Freezer Get A Stiff Cock.
Confucious say: Quit quoting me, you blubbering twit!
Confucious say: Those who quote me are fools.
Confucious say: Woman lousy flier, have crack-up anyway!
Confucious say: Woman who fly upside-down have crack up.
Confucious say: Woman who step in it often say it
Confucious say: Work to become, not to acquire
Confucious say: keeping it in family sure sound incestuous.
Confucious say: when lady say maybe, she mean yes
Confucious say: when lady say no, she mean maybe
Confucious say: when lady say yes, she no lady
Confucious say:Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day
Confucious say:Woman who fly upside down, is all crack up
Confucious says man with no legs bums around.
Confucious says nothing - Because he's dead!
Confucious says too damn much!
Confucious...man who live in glass house shower in basement
Confucious: Australia Good Place to Put Chinese Restaraun
Confucious: Couple who make love in strawberry patch have ass in jam.
Confucious: Go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger
Confuciousman who live in glass house shower in baseme
Confuciuos Say: Man who farts in church sits in own pew
Confucius (with cold) say "Man who kwitisize moduwator ge
Confucius (with cold) say "Man who kwitisize moduwator get node bwoke.
Confucius Also say, Man who live in glass house W/No Basement, STINKS!
Confucius Say : Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose.
Confucius Say, "Stop quoting me!"
Confucius Say:  Man Who Stand Behind Car Get Exhausted!
Confucius Say: "Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!"
Confucius Say: "Man with one chopstick go hungry."
Confucius Say: "Virgin with thimble on finger never feel prick."
Confucius Say: A man with hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes
Confucius Say: A mind's journey begins with a single why?
Confucius Say: A nudist fears no pickpocket
Confucius Say: A smart man knows on which side his broad is better
Confucius Say: A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work
Confucius Say: All answers questioned here. [ x ]
Confucius Say: All blondes not blonde by cracky
Confucius Say: All is fair in love and Tagline appropriation!
Confucius Say: Australia  Good Place to Put Chinese Restuarant.
Confucius Say: Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission
Confucius Say: Baseball all wrong--man with four balls c
Confucius Say: Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
Confucius Say: Baseball wrong - no man can walk with four balls
Confucius Say: Baseball wrong . . . man with four balls cannot walk!
Confucius Say: Better to close mouth and appear stupid th
Confucius Say: Better to close mouth and appear stupid than to open mouth and remove all doubt
Confucius Say: Better to sleep with chick than to choke it
Confucius Say: Boilin water is very hot.
Confucius Say: Boy & girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent
Confucius Say: Boy fool with girl in wrong period get caught red handed
Confucius Say: Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand
Confucius Say: Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in
Confucius Say: Bread that is cast upon water gets soggy and sinks
Confucius Say: Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his
Confucius Say: By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be wide apart
Confucius Say: Cat who walk on keyboard end up in chinese wok!!!
Confucius Say: Child conceived in back seat of car with automatic transmission turn out to be shiftless bastard
Confucius Say: Confucius Say: I didn't say that!!!
Confucius Say: Confucius say it take square ass to s**t a brick
Confucius Say: Confucius say too darn much!
Confucius Say: Confucius say too fu&lt;king much!
Confucius Say: Couple on 7 day honeymoon make whole week
Confucius Say: Couple who make love in strawberries have a** in jam
Confucius Say: Couple who make love in strawberry patch h
Confucius Say: Crowded elevator smells different to midget
Confucius Say: Drop piano down shaft to get A Flat Minor
Confucius Say: Eplileptic woman who give blow-job may bite big one
Confucius Say: Even greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert
Confucius Say: Flee temptation and leave no forwarding address
Confucius Say: Fly which rests on toilet seat gets pissed off
Confucius Say: Fool is twin of wise - and vice versa
Confucius Say: Fool man climb tree to get cherries; wise man spread limbs
Confucius Say: Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright
Confucius Say: Girl Xaid in tomb may soon become mummy
Confucius Say: Girl cook beans and pea in same pot not good cook
Confucius Say: Girl in very tiny bikini displays public waist
Confucius Say: Girl who can't make apple pie can still make banana
Confucius Say: Girl who douches with vinegar, walks around with sour pussy
Confucius Say: Girl who goes to bed with detective must kiss dick
Confucius Say: Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town
Confucius Say: Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honourable discharge
Confucius Say: Girl who sit on jockey's knee gets hot tip
Confucius Say: Girl who slides down banister nude gets splinters by crack
Confucius Say: Girl with blond hair have black hair,by cracky
Confucius Say: Go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger
Confucius Say: Half of a tagline is better than no tagline
Confucius Say: Ham who trust bleeder resistor soon become well done
Confucius Say: Have no friends not equal to yourself
Confucius Say: He who admits he is wrong is stronger then he who is right
Confucius Say: He who dies with most taglines wins
Confucius Say: He who eat too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons
Confucius Say: He who fart in church could be at home in bed
Confucius Say: He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab
Confucius Say: He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs
Confucius Say: He who keeps both feet planted firmly on ground, have trouble
Confucius Say: He who live in Glass house, dress in basement!
Confucius Say: He who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key
Confucius Say: He who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod
Confucius Say: He who outrun cheetah is very fast on his feet!
Confucius Say: He who outruns the cheetah is fu&lt;king fast on his feet!
Confucius Say: He who pass gas in church must sit in own pew
Confucius Say: He who pull out to fast leave rubber behind
Confucius Say: He who read woman like book, prefer braille
Confucius Say: He who sit on upturned tack shall surely rise
Confucius Say: He who snorts Coke gets ice-cubes up his
Confucius Say: He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts
Confucius Say: He who stands on toilet seat is high on pot, and he who sniffs
Confucius Say: He who stick head in fruit drink get punch in nose
Confucius Say: He who stick head in open window get pane in neck
Confucius Say: He who stick head in oven gets baked bean
Confucius Say: He who throw dirt is losing ground
Confucius Say: He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok
Confucius Say: Hockey player on ice have big stick
Confucius Say: House without Confucius saytoilet uncanny
Confucius Say: House without bathroom is uncanny
Confucius Say: I have no time for monks resisting the carnival
Confucius Say: If the root be in confusion, nothing will be well governed
Confucius Say: If you enjoy what you do, you'll never work another day in your life
Confucius Say: If you turn oriental around, he become disoriented
Confucius Say: Is good for girl to meet boy but better for boy to meat girl
Confucius Say: Is stuffy inside tagline
Confucius Say: It is Ok for s#!t to happen. S#!t will decompose
Confucius Say: It not sanitary when woman cook carrots and peas [pees] in same pot
Confucius Say: It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it
Confucius Say: It take square ass to s#!t a brick
Confucius Say: It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill
Confucius Say: It's OK to meet girl in park, much better to park meat in girl!
Confucius Say: Kiss is upper persuasion for lower invasion
Confucius Say: Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best
Confucius Say: Man Who Throw Grenade in TNT Factory Is Crispy Idiot
Confucius Say: Man and mouse the same, both end up in pussy
Confucius Say: Man and mouse very alike - both end up in pussy
Confucius Say: Man be like dog, if it can't be eaten or screwed, pissn it
Confucius Say: Man born in backseat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard
Confucius Say: Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more
Confucius Say: Man trapped in sewer eat s#!t and die
Confucius Say: Man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
Confucius Say: Man who Farts in Church sits in own pew.
Confucius Say: Man who abuse computer get bad bytes!
Confucius Say: Man who arrives late to party will find himself beaten to the punch!
Confucius Say: Man who beat off in car have hot rod
Confucius Say: Man who bounce woman on bed spring this spring have offspring next spring
Confucius Say: Man who chases car will get exhausted
Confucius Say: Man who dies with the most Taglines, wins
Confucius Say: Man who drive like hell will get there!
Confucius Say: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have s#!tty time
Confucius Say: Man who eat cookies in bed, will wake up feeling crumby
Confucius Say: Man who eats photo of father soon spitting image of father
Confucius Say: Man who eats photograph of his sire is soon spitting image of his father
Confucius Say: Man who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons
Confucius Say: Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self
Confucius Say: Man who fart in church sit on pew
Confucius Say: Man who fart in church sits in his own pue
Confucius Say: Man who farts in church sit on pew
Confucius Say: Man who fight with wife all day get no piece (peace) at night!
Confucius Say: Man who finger girl having period may get caught red hande
Confucius Say: Man who fishes in another man's well often catches crabs
Confucius Say: Man who fly plane upside down have crack up
Confucius Say: Man who fly upside down have hairy crack up
Confucius Say: Man who get kicked in testicles left holding bag
Confucius Say: Man who get paid pick up chick
Confucius Say: Man who go out with flat chest woman have right to feel sha
Confucius Say: Man who go to bed with a problem in hand wakes up in the morning with a solution in hand
Confucius Say: Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger
Confucius Say: Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand
Confucius Say: Man who goto bed with itchy bum wake up wi
Confucius Say: Man who has hand down mans pants, not feeling
Confucius Say: Man who have hand in pocket feel cocky all day
Confucius Say: Man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change
Confucius Say: Man who have woman on ground have piece on earth
Confucius Say: Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!
Confucius Say: Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself
Confucius Say: Man who kicked in testicles get left holding bag
Confucius Say: Man who kiss girl's behind, get crack in face
Confucius Say: Man who lay woman on ground has peace on earth
Confucius Say: Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
Confucius Say: Man who let woman on top is fu&lt;king up
Confucius Say: Man who live in glass house with no basement, stinks!
Confucius Say: Man who live in glass house, undress in basement
Confucius Say: Man who make love on ground have piece on Earth
Confucius Say: Man who make oral love to epileptic woman may get tongue-tied
Confucius Say: Man who marry girl with no bust has right to feel low down
Confucius Say: Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into mone
Confucius Say: Man who paint toilet not necessarily s#!thouse painter!
Confucius Say: Man who paints on toilet door is a s#!thouse painter
Confucius Say: Man who pass gas in church must sit in own pew
Confucius Say: Man who pees into wind is bound to get his own back
Confucius Say: Man who piss into strong wind gets wet
Confucius Say: Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth
Confucius Say: Man who pull out too fast leave rubber behind
Confucius Say: Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A
Confucius Say: Man who put cock on stove get hot rod
Confucius Say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's toe!
Confucius Say: Man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in mouth
Confucius Say: Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache
Confucius Say: Man who put rooster in freezer over night have frozen cock
Confucius Say: Man who refuses to listen is lying
Confucius Say: Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails!
Confucius Say: Man who screws woman on hill not on level
Confucius Say: Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
Confucius Say: Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's
Confucius Say: Man who sit on hot stove will soon rise again!
Confucius Say: Man who sits on stool smells like sh*t
Confucius Say: Man who sleep in cathouse by day sleep in doghouse by night
Confucius Say: Man who sleep in road wake up with run-down feeling
Confucius Say: Man who sleep with old hen finds it's better than pullet
Confucius Say: Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old
Confucius Say: Man who sniffs Coke, drowns
Confucius Say: Man who snort coke get bubbles up nose. (*groan*)
Confucius Say: Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons
Confucius Say: Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts
Confucius Say: Man who stand on toilet, get high on pot!
Confucius Say: Man who stick head in open window gets pane in neck
Confucius Say: Man who streak unsuited for work
Confucius Say: Man who suck tit get bust in mouth
Confucius Say: Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things
Confucius Say: Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bang
Confucius Say: Man who walks thru closing airport gate is
Confucius Say: Man with athletic fingers make Broad Jump!
Confucius Say: Man with big mouth beware of foot
Confucius Say: Man with dick in peanut butter is fu&lt;king nuts
Confucius Say: Man with flat chested woman have right to feel low
Confucius Say: Man with forked tounge not need chop sticks
Confucius Say: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky
Confucius Say: Man with hand in pocket having a ball
Confucius Say: Man with hole in both pockets not feel too cocky!
Confucius Say: Man with hole in pocket: feel cocky all day!
Confucius Say: Man with no hair is bald
Confucius Say: Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
Confucius Say: Man with unchecked parachute jump to conclusion
Confucius Say: Many man smoke, but Fu Man Chu.
Confucius Say: Men who fart in church sit in own pew
Confucius Say: Men who put cream in tart not necessarily bakers
Confucius Say: Modern house without toilet uncanny
Confucius Say: Nail on board is not good as screw on bench
Confucius Say: Never eat yellow snow
Confucius Say: Never fart in darkroom
Confucius Say: Never take a beer to a job interview
Confucius Say: Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom
Confucius Say: No difference between man and mouse - both end up in p
Confucius Say: OK to meet girl in park, better to park meat in girl
Confucius Say: Ok for s#!t to happen . . . will decompose
Confucius Say: Okay for schoolboy to masturbate long as not against principal
Confucius Say: Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change
Confucius Say: Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly
Confucius Say: People who have gift for gab don't know h
Confucius Say: People who have gift for gab don't know how to wrap it up
Confucius Say: People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses
Confucius Say: People who sit on pot too long get ring around
Confucius Say: Priest with dick in snow like cold one before mass
Confucius Say: Rape is impossible. Lady run much faster with dress up than man with pants down!
Confucius Say: Real knowledge is to know one's own ignorance
Confucius Say: Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance
Confucius Say: S#!t happens
Confucius Say: Secretary not part of furniture until screwed on desk
Confucius Say: Secretary who confuse food processor with word processor, mince words
Confucius Say: Seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak
Confucius Say: Sh*t happens
Confucius Say: Short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth
Confucius Say: Soldier who goes to bed horny wakes up with discharge in hand
Confucius Say: Spot!
Confucius Say: Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts
Confucius Say: Stand on toilet, get high on pot
Confucius Say: Stop quoting me, you blubbering twit!
Confucius Say: Support bacteria; it's the only culture some people have!
Confucius Say: That dress would look awfully nice on floor next to my bed
Confucius Say: The early worm has a death wish
Confucius Say: The end of the day is near when small men make long shadows
Confucius Say: There is more to running BBS than finding ON switch
Confucius Say: To make egg roll, push it
Confucius Say: Too darn much!
Confucius Say: Very tiny bikini eliminate _ALL_ guesswork!
Confucius Say: Virgin like balloon . . . one prick, all gone
Confucius Say: Virginity like balloon, one prick and it is all gone
Confucius Say: Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!
Confucius Say: War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's le
Confucius Say: What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others
Confucius Say: When lady say no, she mean maybe; when lady say maybe, she mean
Confucius Say: When prosperity comes, do not use all of it
Confucius Say: When we see a man of contrary character, we should turn Inwards and examine our selves
Confucius Say: Where I am doesn't matter - but I can't be everywhere
Confucius Say: While others are inside sitting down, you will be outstand
Confucius Say: Who live in glass house shower in baseme
Confucius Say: Why did Confucius always speak in English?
Confucius Say: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
Confucius Say: Wife who slides down bannister makes monkey shine
Confucius Say: Wise man never hide in woman's closet after eating baked beans
Confucius Say: Woman lousy flier, have crack-up anyway!
Confucius Say: Woman should not marry basketball players -- they dribble before they shoot
Confucius Say: Woman who bathe in vinegar have sour puss
Confucius Say: Woman who cook beans and peas in same pot not good cook
Confucius Say: Woman who cook beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary
Confucius Say: Woman who cook carrots & peas in same pot not sanitary!
Confucius Say: Woman who dance wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom
Confucius Say: Woman who douche with vinegar have sour puss
Confucius Say: Woman who flies upside-down have crack up
Confucius Say: Woman who fly plane upside down -- have crackup!
Confucius Say: Woman who fly plane upside down always has crack up
Confucius Say: Woman who fly upside down in airplane have big crack up
Confucius Say: Woman who flys upside down always has crack up,
Confucius Say: Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets tit-bit
Confucius Say: Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse
Confucius Say: Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy
Confucius Say: Woman who puts rooster in freezer have frozen cock
Confucius Say: Woman who step in it often say it
Confucius Say: Woman with bleached blonde hair have black hair by cracky
Confucius Say: `A Watched Tandy Never Boots!'
Confucius Say: but on the whole woman have more
Confucius Say: he who sink in woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink
Confucius Say: man who gets wisdom from tagline is often big dummy
Confucius Say: man who live in glass house should bathe i
Confucius Say; A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Confucius Say; A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish,
Confucius Say; All blonde not blonde by cracky.
Confucius Say; Baby ill-conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard.
Confucius Say; Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!
Confucius Say; Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it.
Confucius Say; Boy who diddle little girl do diddly squat.
Confucius Say; Find old man in dark, not hard!
Confucius Say; Girl Xaid in tomb may soon become mummy.
Confucius Say; Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit.
Confucius Say; Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed.
Confucius Say; Girl who marry detective must kiss dick.
Confucius Say; Girl with little red bike peddle ass all over town!
Confucius Say; He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty
Confucius Say; Hockey player on ice have big stick.
Confucius Say; House without toilet is uncanny.
Confucius Say; If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people.
Confucius Say; Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!
Confucius Say; Man have more hair on chest than woman.
Confucius Say; Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Confucius Say; Man trapped in whore house get jerked around.
Confucius Say; Man who bounce woman on bed spring this spring have
Confucius Say; Man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet pussy.
Confucius Say; Man who drive like hell bound to get there!
Confucius Say; Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Confucius Say; Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.
Confucius Say; Man who eat pussy do lip service.
Confucius Say; Man who fart in church sit in his own pew!
Confucius Say; Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!
Confucius Say; Man who get paid pick up chick.
Confucius Say; Man who go out with flat chested woman feel shallow.
Confucius Say; Man who go to McDonald's eat out stinky meat.
Confucius Say; Man who has woman on ground has piece on earth!
Confucius Say; Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!
Confucius Say; Man who lifts stones off woman get rocks off.
Confucius Say; Man who meows ate pussy!
Confucius Say; Man who paints on toilet door is a s*** house painter
Confucius Say; Man who pull out too fast leave rubber.
Confucius Say; Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end.
Confucius Say; Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train.
Confucius Say; Man who runs behind car gets exhausted!
Confucius Say; Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Confucius Say; Man who sit on tack get point!
Confucius Say; Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by nigh
Confucius Say; Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Confucius Say; Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!
Confucius Say; Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out!
Confucius Say; Man with athletic fingers make Broad Jump!
Confucius Say; Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.
Confucius Say; Man with hand in pocket is having a ball.
Confucius Say; Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day!
Confucius Say; Man with no legs bums around.
Confucius Say; Many men smoke but Fu Manchu.
Confucius Say; Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed.
Confucius Say; Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
Confucius Say; Penis put in vacuum cleaner get sucked off.
Confucius Say; Pentecostal who pass out get laid in church.
Confucius Say; Priest with dick in snow like cold one before mass.
Confucius Say; Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock.
Confucius Say; Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk.
Confucius Say; Show off always shown up in showdown.
Confucius Say; Those who quote me are fools.
Confucius Say; Virgin like balloon. One prick, all gone.
Confucius Say; When in doubt, whip it out.
Confucius Say; Wife for life is better than wife for strife.
Confucius Say; Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time.
Confucius Say; Woman who eat banana get cream in mouth.
Confucius Say; Woman who fly plane upside down have hairy crack up!
Confucius Say; Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
Confucius Say; Woman who turn back on lover get fu&lt;ked over
Confucius Say; Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!
Confucius Say; Work to become, not to acquire.
Confucius Say; but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.
Confucius Say; but on the whole woman have more.
Confucius Says: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Confucius Says: Baby ill-conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard.
Confucius Says: Baseball wrong . . . man with four balls cannot walk!
Confucius Says: Find old man in dark, not hard!
Confucius Says: Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
Confucius Says: Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit.
Confucius Says: Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed.
Confucius Says: Girl who marry detective must kiss dick.
Confucius Says: Girl with little red bike peddle ass all over town!
Confucius Says: House without toilet is uncanny.
Confucius Says: Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!
Confucius Says: It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill
Confucius Says: Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Confucius Says: Man who drive like hell bound to get there!
Confucius Says: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Confucius Says: Man who fart in church sit in his own pew!
Confucius Says: Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!
Confucius Says: Man who go out with flat chested woman feel shallow.
Confucius Says: Man who has woman on ground has piece on earth!
Confucius Says: Man who meows ate pussy!
Confucius Says: Man who pull out too fast leave rubber.
Confucius Says: Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails!
Confucius Says: Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Confucius Says: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!
Confucius Says: Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out!
Confucius Says: Man with athletic fingers make Broad Jump!
Confucius Says: Man with hand in pocket is having a ball.
Confucius Says: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day!
Confucius Says: Man with no legs bums around.
Confucius Says: Many men smoke but Fu Manchu.
Confucius Says: Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
Confucius Says: Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock.
Confucius Says: Show off always shown up in showdown.
Confucius Says: Spot!
Confucius Says: Those who quote me are fools.
Confucius Says: Virgin like balloon . . . one prick, all gone.
Confucius Says: Wife for life is better than wife for strife.
Confucius Says: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
Confucius Says: Woman who fly plane upside down have hairy crack up!
Confucius Says: Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
Confucius Says: Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!
Confucius _actually_ say : Real knowledge is to know one's own ignorance
Confucius also say: Girl who fly upside down have crack up.
Confucius always saying that. Perhaps Confusious say too damn much ?
Confucius not know what to say!
Confucius of Borg, Assimilate others who you would want to assimilate you
Confucius say "Baseball is wrong - man with 4 balls CANNOT walk."
Confucius say "Never raise hands to children!" It leave g
Confucius say "Never raise hands to children!" It leave groin exposed.
Confucius say "OJ need faster truck"!
Confucius say - Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Confucius say - Man who stand on toilet is high on Pot.
Confucius say - Secretary not permanent fixture, until screwed on desk
Confucius say - girl who sits on jockey's knee gets hot tip.
Confucius say : Cross-eyed teacher have no control over pupils
Confucius say : Early worm have death wish
Confucius say : Elevator smell different to midget.
Confucius say : FIRST cross the river, THEN insult the crocodiles
Confucius say : He who fart in church, sit in own pew.
Confucius say : He who go sleep with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger
Confucius say : He who let smile be umbrella always get mouthful of rain
Confucius say : He who make no mistake do not usually make anything
Confucius say : He who run after bus, get exhausted
Confucius say : He who say it cannot be done should not disturb man doing it
Confucius say : Hey, I did not say that
Confucius say : House with red light not always communist headquarters
Confucius say : House without toilet uncanny
Confucius say : If chain still swing, seat still warm
Confucius say : If you do not want to hear excuse, do not demand explanation
Confucius say : If you lie down with the dogs, you'll stink in the morning
Confucius say : Is better to drink tea without sugar than without hot water
Confucius say : Man go sleep with hard problem, wake up with solution on hand
Confucius say : Man go through airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok
Confucius say : Man who eat photo of father soon spitting image of father
Confucius say : Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
Confucius say : Man who quote me is fool
Confucius say : Man who rub porcupine backwards, get point
Confucius say : Man who sink in woman's arms, soon have arms in woman's sink
Confucius say : Man who sucks nipples, make clean breast of things.
Confucius say : Man with big mouth should beware of foot
Confucius say : Nail in wall good; screw in bed better
Confucius say : Never parry with your head
Confucius say : Never pee on electric fence
Confucius say : Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore immediately
Confucius say : Never raise hand to angry child, it leave groin exposed
Confucius say : Never throw brick straight up
Confucius say : No gottee tickee, no getee filee in the andlew file system
Confucius say : Real knowledge is knowing where to look up the answers
Confucius say : Secretary become permanent fixture when screwed on desk
Confucius say : Sex like fixed deposit; you withdraw early, you lose interest
Confucius say : The more you know, the less often you get killed
Confucius say : War do not determine who right. War determine who left
Confucius say : What you say I say ?
Confucius say : When small man make long shadow, end of day near
Confucius say Girl, who rides bicycle, peddles a** all over town.
Confucius say Is more to running BBS than finding ON.
Confucius say Never raise hands to children! It leave groin exposed.
Confucius say There is more to running BBS than finding ON switch.
Confucius say baseball is wrong: Man with 4 balls CANNOT walk.
Confucius say he who stick head in fruit drink get punch in nose.
Confucius say man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up w
Confucius say man who sink into woman's arms soon have ar
Confucius say man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Confucius say man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Confucius say man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.
Confucius say nothing - 'cause he's dead
Confucius say nothing - he dead.
Confucius say too damn much!
Confucius say too fu&lt;king much!
Confucius say too much.
Confucius say too much.  -- recent Chinese proverb
Confucius say wife for life is better than wife for strife.
Confucius say woman lousy flier, have crack-up anyway!
Confucius say woman who spend much time on bedspring have offspring.
Confucius say, "Baseball all wrong. Man with 4 balls cann
Confucius say, "Baseball is wrong: Man with 4 balls CANNOT walk."
Confucius say, "Don't judge book by cover, but by how thick it is "
Confucius say, "He who dies with the most Taglines, wins
Confucius say, "He who stick head in oven gets baked bean."
Confucius say, "If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient"
Confucius say, "Janitor who clean by day clean bidet today." -JCF
Confucius say, "Look for helping hand on end of own arm."
Confucius say, "Wife who put man in dog house may find in cat house."
Confucius say, -- "Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!"
Confucius say, A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Confucius say, Baseball all wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk.
Confucius say, Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls ca
Confucius say, Baseball is wrong: Man with 4 balls CANNOT walk.
Confucius say, Chemist who fall in acid get absorbed in work.
Confucius say, Couple who make love in strawberries have ass in jam.
Confucius say, Don't judge book by cover, but by how thick
Confucius say, Don't quote me with stupid accent!
Confucius say, Find old man in dark, not hard!
Confucius say, Girl who fly upside down have crack up.
Confucius say, Girl who lay on ground have piece on earth
Confucius say, Girl who rides bicycle, peddles a$$ all over town.
Confucius say, Girl with back to fire warming whole of her body.
Confucius say, Half of a tagline is better than no tagli
Confucius say, He who chases car will get exhausted.
Confucius say, He who eats ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver.
Confucius say, He who pass gas in church must sit in own pew.
Confucius say, He who put head in punch bowl get punch in nose.
Confucius say, He who rides bicycle, peddles a$$ all over town.
Confucius say, He who stand on toilet high on pot
Confucius say, He who stick head in open window gets pane
Confucius say, He who stick head in oven gets baked bean.
Confucius say, I didn't say that!
Confucius say, If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
Confucius say, Is stuffy inside fortune cookie.
Confucius say, Janitor who clean by day clean bidet today
Confucius say, Look for helping hand on end of own arm.
Confucius say, Man fly upside down have crack-up!
Confucius say, Man should never straddle barbed wire fences.
Confucius say, Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!
Confucius say, Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Confucius say, Man who live in glass house should dress in basement.
Confucius say, Man who make love on side of hill not on level
Confucius say, Man who meows ate pussy!
Confucius say, Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A flat miner.
Confucius say, Man who put face in punch bowl get punch in nose.
Confucius say, Man who put foot in mouth ... get athlete's tongue.
Confucius say, Man who stand on toilet is high on Pot.
Confucius say, Many man smoke, but Fu Man Chu.
Confucius say, Never raise hands to children!  It leave groin exposed.
Confucius say, Never raise hands to children! It leave gr
Confucius say, People having gift for gab don't know how to wrap it up
Confucius say, People who have gift for gab don't know ho
Confucius say, Place to look for helping hand is end of own arm.
Confucius say, Sh*t happens.
Confucius say, When baby cry, give bust in face.
Confucius say, couple who make love in strawberries have ass in jam.
Confucius say, he who sink in woman's arms have arms in woman's sink.
Confucius say, he who sink in woman's arms soon have arms
Confucius say, man who read woman like book, prefer brail
Confucius say, wife for life is better than wife for strife.
Confucius say, woman with cold hands have fire under skirt.
Confucius say,"Man with Hand in Pocket Feel Cocky All Day!"
Confucius say... Girl with back to fire warming whole of her body.
Confucius say... man standing on bowl high on pot
Confucius say..."All Syops are carpalists."
Confucius say..."Email never die...just go to Electron Heaven."
Confucius say..."Frog that croaks no longer croaks."
Confucius say..."Fuzzy logic == carpal poo-poo."
Confucius say..."Go forth and carpalate."
Confucius say..."Improve your math skills...think in floating point."
Confucius say..."Keep smut of the Net...carpal-not."
Confucius say..."Let ye without carpal create the first file."
Confucius say..."Man with vasectomy masquerades as falloweenie."
Confucius say..."Nirvana can only be achieved if you are in /dev/null."
Confucius say..."Online clothing is NetWear."
Confucius say..."Power users are those who can bench press 300 Mb."
Confucius say..."Seek time is a measurement in dog years."
Confucius say..."Simon seyz...Say WHAT !"
Confucius say..."Study of on-line usage called caparlnomics."
Confucius say..."User 'on-queue' logged-on from Britian."
Confucius say..."User in Carpal Tunnel of Love have no vision."
Confucius say..."User using braille can not use WYSIWYG."
Confucius say..."User who 'cut and paste' will 'put with haste.'
Confucius say..."User who 'hit any key' can not sing on key."
Confucius say..."User who ASCII stupid question get stupid ANSI."
Confucius say..."User who [Exit] Window have pane in ass."
Confucius say..."User who [Pause] not get [Refresh]."
Confucius say..."User who [Run] program loop-in-place."
Confucius say..."User who beat floppy get hard drive. "
Confucius say..."User who believe in cyberspace need reality check."
Confucius say..."User who does this not like DAT."
Confucius say..."User who double click mouse is rat fink."
Confucius say..."User who execute program kill computer."
Confucius say..."User who find icon see himself."
Confucius say..."User who follow Yellow Brick Road find $PATH."
Confucius say..."User who forget password no longer user."
Confucius say..."User who hacks drives cab for living."
Confucius say..."User who has [CapsLock] cannot open [Tab]."
Confucius say..."User who has motherboard have chip for son 
Confucius say..."User who has no RAM has no ewe."
Confucius say..."User who has no RAM out of memory."
Confucius say..."User who has sexual hang-up use Laptop."
Confucius say..."User who have Apple dump core."
Confucius say..."User who hit F10 key not win at BINGO."
Confucius say..."User who is Superuser act like Superman.
Confucius say..."User who justify text vindicate meaning."
Confucius say..."User who keep *.tmp files like pack rat."
Confucius say..."User who log-off have hangup."
Confucius say..."User who lose [CTRL] not [ESC] reality."
Confucius say..."User who order from computer menu starve to death."
Confucius say..."User who pass GOTO collect 200 Mb."
Confucius say..."User who pass bad reality check scam on-line service."
Confucius say..."User who pound keyboard have flat tabs."
Confucius say..."User who press [Shift] key have no $HOME."
Confucius say..."User who read Help Files need Help Files."
Confucius say..."User who read menu not know what to eat."
Confucius say..."User who set dip switch turn self on.
Confucius say..."User who spin like CD get dizzy."
Confucius say..."User who start process have children."
Confucius say..."User who think in background have unconscious thought."
Confucius say..."User who think in bytes have bit for brain."
Confucius say..."User who think with fuzzy logic have lint for brain."
Confucius say..."User who use [ScrollLock] very fast reader."
Confucius say..."User who use spell checker lose Bee."
Confucius say..."User who with big on-line bill have no money."
Confucius say..."User who write program go buggy."
Confucius say..."User with 20 Mb hard drive like piss ant."
Confucius say..."User with 300 baud not get ticket for speeding."
Confucius say..."User with Macintosh has all Apples in one basket."
Confucius say..."User with Parental Chat Controls no have fun."
Confucius say..."User with Pentium bad in math skills.
Confucius say..."User with ROM cannot WORM."
Confucius say..."User with [NumLock] have no math background."
Confucius say..."User with big hard drive have no use for Laptop."
Confucius say..."User with computer smarts have Carpal Knowledge."
Confucius say..."User with cyberbreath have digitosis.
Confucius say..."User with endless loop end up in /dev/null."
Confucius say..."User with loose vowels will carpal in his keyboard."
Confucius say..."User with no ASCII on wrong screen."
Confucius say..."User with no memory have bad chip set."
Confucius say..."User with no password is nameless."
Confucius say..."User with slow clock speed cannot tell time of day."
Confucius say..."User with tool bar doing computer carpentry."
Confucius say..."User with tunnel vision have carpal-colored eyes."
Confucius say..."We have met the enemy and he is Microsoft."
Confucius say....Ring on her finger = Ring in your nose
Confucius say...man who live in glass house shower in basement.
Confucius say..man who read woman like book, prefer braille!
Confucius say: 
Confucius say:  "A Watched Tandy Never Boots!"
Confucius say:  "A girl's best asset is her `lie' ability."
Confucius say:  "America Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant."
Confucius say:  "Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard."
Confucius say:  "Bird in hand makes hard to blow nose."
Confucius say:  "Cat who walk on keyboard wind up in Chinese wok!"
Confucius say:  "Chemist who fall in acid get absorbed in work."
Confucius say:  "Do unto others what you think is funny."
Confucius say:  "Don't judge book by cover, but by how thick it is."
Confucius say:  "Don't quote me with stupid accent."
Confucius say:  "Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed."
Confucius say:  "Girl who marry detective must kiss dick."
Confucius say:  "He who chases car will get exhausted."
Confucius say:  "He who eats ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver."
Confucius say:  "He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind."
Confucius say:  "He who puts face in punch bowl... get punch in nose."
Confucius say:  "He who refuses to listen is lying."
Confucius say:  "He who stick head in oven gets baked bean."
Confucius say:  "He who sucks nipples make clean breast of things."
Confucius say:  "He with no taglines is deprived."
Confucius say:  "House without toilet is uncanny."
Confucius say:  "I didn't say that!"
Confucius say:  "If chain still swinging seat will be warm."
Confucius say:  "If rooted in confusion, nothing will be well governed."
Confucius say:  "If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented."
Confucius say:  "If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
Confucius say:  "Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!"
Confucius say:  "Is more to running BBS than finding ON button."
Confucius say:  "Is stuffy inside fortune cookie."
Confucius say:  "Lady with chastity belt is not having a ball."
Confucius say:  "Look for helping hand on end of own arm."
Confucius say:  "Man in clean shirt no fix laser printers."
Confucius say:  "Man kicked in testicles, is left holding bag."
Confucius say:  "Man should never straddle barbed wire fence in mud."
Confucius say:  "Man that fights wife, get no piece at night."
Confucius say:  "Man trapped in pantry have butt in jam."
Confucius say:  "Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!"
Confucius say:  "Man who drive like hell bound to get there!
Confucius say:  "Man who gets kicked in testicles left holding the bag."
Confucius say:  "Man who go to woman's apartment for snack get tit-bit."
Confucius say:  "Man who kisses girl's behind gets crack in face."
Confucius say:  "Man who lay girl on hill not on level."
Confucius say:  "Man who lays woman on ground get peace on earth."
Confucius say:  "Man who live in glass house should dress in basement."
Confucius say:  "Man who mess with steamroller flat out lose!
Confucius say:  "Man who pull out too fast leave rubber."
Confucius say:  "Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A flat miner."
Confucius say:  "Man who put cream in tart, not always baker."
Confucius say:  "Man who read woman like book, prefer braille edition."
Confucius say:  "Man who sit on hot stove will rise again."
Confucius say:  "Man who sit on tack get point!"
Confucius say:  "Man who smoke pot choke on handle."
Confucius say:  "Man who step in it often say it."
Confucius say:  "Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent."
Confucius say:  "Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus."
Confucius say:  "Man with an unchecked parachute jump to conclusion."
Confucius say:  "Man with athletic finger make broad jump."
Confucius say:  "Man with forked tongue not need chop sticks."
Confucius say:  "Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs."
Confucius say:  "Never trust woman who uses phrase eager beaver."
Confucius say:  "Nothing." Because he's dead!
Confucius say:  "People having gift for gab know not how to wrap it up."
Confucius say:  "People who make Confucius joke speak bad English."
Confucius say:  "Place to look for helping hand is end of of own arm."
Confucius say:  "Ring on her finger = Ring in your nose"
Confucius say:  "Rook before you reap!
Confucius say:  "Show off always shown up in showdown."
Confucius say:  "The essence of knowledge is, having it, to use it."
Confucius say:  "The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door."
Confucius say:  "Those who quote me are fools."
Confucius say:  "Wallflower at party is dandelion in bed."
Confucius say:  "Wife for life is better than wife for strife."
Confucius say:  "Wife not part of furniture, till screwed on bed."
Confucius say:  "Woman who put detergent on top shelf, Jump for Joy."
Confucius say:  "Woman who spend much time on bedspring have offspring."
Confucius say:  "Woman who turn back on lover get screwed over."
Confucius say:  "Woman with cold hands have fire under skirt."
Confucius say:  "Women and elephants never forget an injury."
Confucius say:  "Women fake orgasm, Men fake foreplay."
Confucius say:  "Work to become, not to acquire."
Confucius say:  Baseball wrong.  Man with 4 balls cannot walk.
Confucius say:  Before  I changed my name, I  was called Curious
Confucius say:  Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Confucius say:  Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose.
Confucius say:  Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.
Confucius say:  Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Confucius say:  Many men smoke but Fu Man Chu.
Confucius say:  Nothing. The man is dead.
Confucius say:  Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
Confucius say: "Baseball all wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk."
Confucius say: "Blonde who fly upside down have dark hairy crack up."
Confucius say: "BlondeWho fly upside down have dark hair
Confucius say: "He who chases car will get exhausted"
Confucius say: "He who eats ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver"
Confucius say: "Is more to running BBS than finding ON."
Confucius say: "Is much better to be pissed off than pissed on!"
Confucius say: "Is stuffy inside fortune cookie."
Confucius say: "Man who fart in church sit in own pew."
Confucius say: "Man who go to sleep thinking about sex pr
Confucius say: "Man who live in glass house should dress in basement."
Confucius say: "Man who put head in dryer bound to get so
Confucius say: "Man who sit on hot stove will rise again!
Confucius say: "Many man smoke, but Fat Man Chu."
Confucius say: "People who sit on pot too long get ring around "rosie.
Confucius say: "Place to look for helping hand is end of own arm."
Confucius say: (with cold) Man who kwitisize moduwator get node bwoke.
Confucius say: ...I forgot.
Confucius say: A Watched Tandy Never Boots!
Confucius say: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Confucius say: A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.
Confucius say: All blond not blond by cracky
Confucius say: All men eat, but Fu Manchu.
Confucius say: America Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant.
Confucius say: Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard.
Confucius say: Baseball all wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.
Confucius say: Baseball all wrong.  Man with 4 balls cannot walk!
Confucius say: Baseball very funny game; man can walk on 4 balls.
Confucius say: Baseball wrong - man with four balls canno
Confucius say: Before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.
Confucius say: Best answer come from best question
Confucius say: Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it.
Confucius say: Bird in hand make it hard to blow nose!
Confucius say: Blond who fly upside down have crack up
Confucius say: Blonde who fly upside down have dark hair
Confucius say: BlondeWho fly upside down have crack up.
Confucius say: Boiling water is very hot!
Confucius say: Boy & girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent.
Confucius say: Boy fool with girl in wrong period caught red handed.
Confucius say: Boy go to bed with sex problem wake up, solution in hand.
Confucius say: Boy who diddle little girl do diddly squat.
Confucius say: Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand
Confucius say: Boy who play with himself pulls boner.
Confucius say: Boy with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.
Confucius say: Cat who walk on keyboard wind up in Chinese wok!
Confucius say: Chemist who fall in acid get absorbed in work.
Confucius say: Confucius say too damn much!
Confucius say: Couple who make love in berry patch have ass in jam.
Confucius say: Couple who make love in strawberries have ass in jam.
Confucius say: Couple who screw in strawberry patch have
Confucius say: Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Confucius say: Dance all night make stinky feet
Confucius say: Dead fish in river go with the flow
Confucius say: Do unto others what you think is funny.
Confucius say: Don't judge book by cover, but by how thick it is.
Confucius say: Don't quote me with stupid accent.
Confucius say: Early worm has death wish
Confucius say: Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
Confucius say: Find old man in dark, not hard!
Confucius say: Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off.
Confucius say: Full elevator smell different to midget
Confucius say: Germany Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant.
Confucius say: Girl at bachelor pad for snack get tidbit
Confucius say: Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
Confucius say: Girl who douches with vinegar, walks around with sour
Confucius say: Girl who fly upside down have crack up.
Confucius say: Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit.
Confucius say: Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed.
Confucius say: Girl who lay on ground have piece on earth.
Confucius say: Girl who marry detective must kiss dick.
Confucius say: Girl who rides bicycle peddles a** all over town.
Confucius say: Girl who sit on brother-in-law's knee, make hard for
Confucius say: Girl who sits on jockey's knee gets hot tip.
Confucius say: Girl who slides down banister nude gets splinters by crac
Confucius say: Girl with back to fire warming whol handsome neighbor
Confucius say: Girl with back to fire warming whole of her body.
Confucius say: Girl with little red bike peddle ass all over town!
Confucius say: Girl's best asset is her `lie' ability.
Confucius say: Girl, who rides bicycle, peddles a** all over town.
Confucius say: Go Away!
Confucius say: Go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.
Confucius say: Half of a tagline is better than no tagli
Confucius say: He who buys a mobile home doesn't get a lot
Confucius say: He who chases car will get exhausted.
Confucius say: He who dies with the most Taglines, wins.
Confucius say: He who eat cookies in bed, will wake up feeling crumby.
Confucius say: He who eat many prunes sit on can for many moons
Confucius say: He who eats ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver
Confucius say: He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
Confucius say: He who fart in church sit in own pew.
Confucius say: He who fishes in another man's well often catch crabs
Confucius say: He who keeps both feet planted firmly on ground, have trouble getting pants off.
Confucius say: He who let woman on top is f*cking up
Confucius say: He who lives in glass house have very large drapery bill.
Confucius say: He who masturbates in front of cash register come into money.
Confucius say: He who pass gas in church must sit in own pew.
Confucius say: He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.
Confucius say: He who put head in punch bowl get punch in nose
Confucius say: He who refuses to listen is lying.
Confucius say: He who rides bicycle, peddles a$$ all over town
Confucius say: He who sits on an upturned tack shall surely rise
Confucius say: He who sleep with itchy bum, he will wake with smelly thumb
Confucius say: He who sniffs Coke, drowns.
Confucius say: He who snorts Coke gets ice-cubes up his nose
Confucius say: He who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Confucius say: He who stands in corner with hands in pocket, feels nuts.
Confucius say: He who stands on toilet is high on pot
Confucius say: He who stick head in open window gets pane in neck.
Confucius say: He who stick head in oven gets baked bean
Confucius say: He who sucks nipples make clean breast of things.
Confucius say: He with no taglines is deprived
Confucius say: He you stand on toilet is high on pot!
Confucius say: Hockey player on ice have big stick
Confucius say: House without toilet is uncanny.
Confucius say: I didn't say that!
Confucius say: I don't  do  commercials
Confucius say: I have a pet turtle. His name is Worf's Forehead
Confucius say: I've got 72 cabin boys. &lt;smug&gt;
Confucius say: If chain still swinging seat will be warm - Confucius.
Confucius say: If rooted in confusion, nothing will be well governed.
Confucius say: If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people
Confucius say: If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented.
Confucius say: If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
Confucius say: Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!
Confucius say: Is more to running BBS than finding ON.
Confucius say: Is much better to be pissed off than pissed on !
Confucius say: Is stuffy inside fortune cookie.
Confucius say: It takes a lot of balls to make a football team.
Confucius say: It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Confucius say: It's OK to meet girl in park, better to park meat in girl
Confucius say: Janitor who clean by day clean bidet today.
Confucius say: Keeping it in family sure sound incestuous.
Confucius say: Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
Confucius say: Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Confucius say: Lady who live in glass house live normal
Confucius say: Lady who live in glass house should dress in basement.
Confucius say: Leave Me Alone!
Confucius say: Look for helping hand on end of own arm.
Confucius say: Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy.
Confucius say: Man fly upside down have crack-up!
Confucius say: Man in clean shirt no fix laser printers.
Confucius say: Man kicked in testicles, is left holding bags.
Confucius say: Man like dog, if it can't be eaten or screwed, piss on
Confucius say: Man pees in wind, wind pees back.
Confucius say: Man should learn to masturbate...come in handy!
Confucius say: Man should never straddle barbed wire fences.
Confucius say: Man standing on toilet is high on pot
Confucius say: Man that fights wife, get no piece at night.
Confucius say: Man that have sex with hole in ground have piece on earth.
Confucius say: Man trapped in pantry have butt in jam.
Confucius say: Man trapped in whore house get jerked around
Confucius say: Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!
Confucius say: Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.
Confucius say: Man who buy a lot get dirt back
Confucius say: Man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet puss
Confucius say: Man who buys prunes getting good run for money
Confucius say: Man who chase cars get exhausted.
Confucius say: Man who drive like hell bound to get there!
Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shi++y time
Confucius say: Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time.
Confucius say: Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.
Confucius say: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Confucius say: Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.
Confucius say: Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting image of father.
Confucius say: Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
Confucius say: Man who fart in church sit in his own pew!
Confucius say: Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!
Confucius say: Man who finger girl having period may get caught red handed.
Confucius say: Man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling.
Confucius say: Man who get paid pick up chick.
Confucius say: Man who gets kicked in testicles left holding the bag.
Confucius say: Man who go out with flat chested woman feel shallow.
Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up w
Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.
Confucius say: Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand
Confucius say: Man who has hand down mans pants, not feeling himself today.
Confucius say: Man who has woman on ground has piece on earth!
Confucius say: Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight.
Confucius say: Man who have hole in pocket feels cocky all day
Confucius say: Man who have titty in mouth make clean breast
Confucius say: Man who help me out of cookie get many fortune
Confucius say: Man who hugs grandma has melons in stomach
Confucius say: Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!
Confucius say: Man who jump through window screen, strain self.
Confucius say: Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants
Confucius say: Man who keeps nose to grindstone end up with flat face.
Confucius say: Man who kisses girl's behind gets crack in face.
Confucius say: Man who kwitisize moduwator get node bwoke
Confucius say: Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
Confucius say: Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth.
Confucius say: Man who lay woman on hill not on level.
Confucius say: Man who lays girl in field gets piece on earth
Confucius say: Man who lays on hill not on level.
Confucius say: Man who lays woman on ground get peace on earth.
Confucius say: Man who lifts stones off woman get rocks off
Confucius say: Man who live in glass house W/No Basement, STINKS!
Confucius say: Man who live in glass house dress in basement.
Confucius say: Man who live in glass house should bathe in the baseme
Confucius say: Man who live in glass house should dress in basement.
Confucius say: Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
Confucius say: Man who lose key to girl's apartment get no new-key!
Confucius say: Man who lose key to girlfriend's house get no new key.
Confucius say: Man who marries a girl with no bust, feel low down.
Confucius say: Man who marries girl with no bust, has right to feel low
Confucius say: Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money.
Confucius say: Man who masturbate only screwing himself
Confucius say: Man who meows ate pussy!
Confucius say: Man who mess with steamroller flat out lose!
Confucius say: Man who polish knob play pocket pool.
Confucius say: Man who pull out too fast leave rubber.
Confucius say: Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end.
Confucius say: Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A flat miner.
Confucius say: Man who put cock on stove have hot rod.
Confucius say: Man who put cream in tart, not always baker.
Confucius say: Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose.
Confucius say: Man who put foot in mouth ... get athlete's tongue.
Confucius say: Man who put hand in pocket feels cocky all day
Confucius say: Man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in the mouth!
Confucius say: Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.
Confucius say: Man who put rooster in freezer over night have frozen coc
Confucius say: Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Confucius say: Man who run in front of car get tired.
Confucius say: Man who runs behind car gets exhausted!
Confucius say: Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails!
Confucius say: Man who screw cook in pantry often get ass in jam
Confucius say: Man who screw girl on hillside not on level.
Confucius say: Man who shouts is likely to lie
Confucius say: Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink
Confucius say: Man who sit on crack get point
Confucius say: Man who sit on hot stove will rise again!
Confucius say: Man who sit on tack get point!
Confucius say: Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night
Confucius say: Man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet.
Confucius say: Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Confucius say: Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when
Confucius say: Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
Confucius say: Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss baloons.
Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!
Confucius say: Man who step in it often say it.
Confucius say: Man who stick face in punchbowl get punch in nose.
Confucius say: Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things.
Confucius say: Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent.
Confucius say: Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out!
Confucius say: Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus.
Confucius say: Man who walk through door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Confucius say: Man who who put cock on stove have hot rod.
Confucius say: Man with an unchecked parachute will jump to conclusion.
Confucius say: Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
Confucius say: Man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.
Confucius say: Man with four balls cannot walk!
Confucius say: Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.
Confucius say: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Confucius say: Man with hand in pocket is having a ball.
Confucius say: Man with hole in both pockets not feel too cocky!
Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.
Confucius say: Man with holes in pockets feels nuts.
Confucius say: Man with holes in pockets, feels cocky all day
Confucius say: Man with no TeePee dont shake hand
Confucius say: Man with no TeePee takes matters into his own hands
Confucius say: Man with no legs bums around.
Confucius say: Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Confucius say: Man with tool in woman's mouth, not necessarily a dentist.
Confucius say: Many man smoke, but Fat Man Chu.
Confucius say: Many with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Confucius say: Mind's journey begins with a single Why?
Confucius say: Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin expos
Confucius say: Never raise hands to children! It leave belly exposed
Confucius say: Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom.
Confucius say: Never trust woman who uses phrase "eager beaver"
Confucius say: No difference between man and mouse. Both end up in pussy.
Confucius say: Nothing. Because he's dead!
Confucius say: OK for schoolboy to masturbate long as not against Principal.
Confucius say: One with clear conscience has foggy memory
Confucius say: Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
Confucius say: Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
Confucius say: Pentocostal who pass out get laid in church
Confucius say: People having gift for gab know not how to wrap it up.
Confucius say: People who make Confucius joke speak bad English.
Confucius say: People who quote me are fools!
Confucius say: Place to look for helping hand is end of own arm.
Confucius say: Preserve wildlife - pickle a hedgehog!
Confucius say: Put Rooster in Freezer Get A Stiff Cock.
Confucius say: Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock
Confucius say: Quit quoting me!
Confucius say: Quit quoting me, you blubbering twit!
Confucius say: Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
Confucius say: Ring on her finger = Ring in your nose
Confucius say: Rook before you reap!
Confucius say: Rotten wood cannot be carved.
Confucius say: Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind.
Confucius say: Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk.
Confucius say: Secretary not permanent fixture, until screwed on desk.
Confucius say: Sh*t happens.
Confucius say: She who rides bike peddles a** all over town
Confucius say: Show off always shown up in showdown.
Confucius say: Soldier who goes to bed horny wakes up with discharge in hand.
Confucius say: Squirrel who run up man's leg finds bag of nuts
Confucius say: Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
Confucius say: Stop quoting me!
Confucius say: Stop quoting me, you silly Americans!
Confucius say: Support bacteria; it's the only culture some people have!
Confucius say: Tagline deities should not truncate taglines.
Confucius say: The early worm has a death wish...
Confucius say: The essence of knowledge is, having it, to use it.
Confucius say: The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door.
Confucius say: Those who make love in strawberry patch have butt in jam.
Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools.
Confucius say: To prevent hangover stay drunk!
Confucius say: Too darn much!
Confucius say: Too much said already!
Confucius say: User who think in backgrouConfucius say: nd have unconscious thought
Confucius say: Virgin like balloon - one prick all gone.
Confucius say: Virgin with thimble on finger never feel prick.
Confucius say: Virginity like balloon, one prick, all gone.
Confucius say: Virginity like bubble; one prick all gone.
Confucius say: Wait! Wha'd I say?
Confucius say: Wallflower at party is dandelion in bed.
Confucius say: Want pretty nurse, you gotta be patient
Confucius say: War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Confucius say: Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
Confucius say: Watched Tandy Never Boots!
Confucius say: What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.
Confucius say: When baby cry, give bust in face.
Confucius say: When in doubt, whip it out
Confucius say: When lady say maybe, she mean yes.
Confucius say: When lady say no, she mean maybe.
Confucius say: When lady say yes, she no lady.
Confucius say: While others are inside sitting down, you will be outstanding.
Confucius say: Why did Confucius always speak in English?
Confucius say: Why do Chinese philosophers always try to Confucius?
Confucius say: Wife for life is better than wife for strife
Confucius say: Wife not part of furniture, till screwed on bed.
Confucius say: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat
Confucius say: Woman cook carrots and peas in same pot not sanitary.
Confucius say: Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag ti
Confucius say: Woman run faster with skirt up, than Man with pants down.
Confucius say: Woman seek equality with man - no ambition.
Confucius say: Woman who cook carrots & peas in same pot not sanitary!
Confucius say: Woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot is unsani
Confucius say: Woman who dance wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.
Confucius say: Woman who douches with vinegar have sour puss.
Confucius say: Woman who eat banana get cream in mouth
Confucius say: Woman who flies upside down always has crack up.
Confucius say: Woman who fly plane upside down - have crackup!
Confucius say: Woman who fly upside down, is all crack up
Confucius say: Woman who have sex in cemetery fu*king-near dead.
Confucius say: Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
Confucius say: Woman who put chicken and peas in soup, very unhygienic.
Confucius say: Woman who put detergent on top shelf, Jump for Joy.
Confucius say: Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-ho
Confucius say: Woman who ride bicycle in city pedal ass all over town.
Confucius say: Woman who shaves legs have no hair, by cracky.
Confucius say: Woman who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.
Confucius say: Woman who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge.
Confucius say: Woman who slide down bannister make monkey shine.
Confucius say: Woman who spend much time on bedspring have offspring.
Confucius say: Woman who turn back on lover get screwed over.
Confucius say: Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!
Confucius say: Woman with bleached blond hair have black hair by cracky
Confucius say: Woman with cold hands have fire under skirt.
Confucius say: Women and elephants never forget an injury.
Confucius say: Women fake orgasm, Men fake foreplay.
Confucius say: Work to become, not to acquire
Confucius say: a friend in need is a pain in the arse
Confucius say: baseball all wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk
Confucius say: best answer come from best question.
Confucius say: he who sink in woman's arms soon have arms
Confucius say: man who goto bed with itchy bum wake up with brown finger
Confucius say: man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement.
Confucius say: man who live in glass house shower in basement.
Confucius say: man who read woman like book, prefer braille!
Confucius say: man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Confucius say: man with hands in pocket always on the ball
Confucius say: nothing - Because he's dead!
Confucius say: too damn much!
Confucius say: when lady say maybe, she mean yes
Confucius say: when lady say no, she mean maybe
Confucius say: when lady say yes, she no lady
Confucius say: woman lousy flier, have crack-up anyway!
Confucius say: woman who fly upsidedown in plane has big crack up
Confucius say:Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
Confucius say:He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
Confucius say:He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
Confucius say:He who put head in punch bowl get punch in nose
Confucius say:He who stick head in open window gets pane in neck
Confucius say:He who stick head in oven gets baked bean
Confucius say:Man and mouse very alike - both end up in pussy.
Confucius say:Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.
Confucius say:Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
Confucius say:Virginity like a balloon - one prick, all gone.
Confucius say:Woman who fly upside down, is all crack up!
Confucius sayGirl with back to fire warming whole of her body.
Confucius sayThe early worm has a death wish...
Confucius sayman standing on bowl high on pot...
Confucius says a friend in need is a pain in the arse
Confucius says man who goto bed with itchy bum wake up with brown finger
Confucius says man with hands in pocket always on the ball
Confucius says nothing - Because he's dead!
Confucius says nothing - he dead
Confucius says that man with four balls cannot walk!
Confucius says too damn much!
Confucius says too much.  - recent Chinese proverb
Confucius says woman who fly upsidedown in plane has big crack up
Confucius says: "Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy."
Confucius says: "Man with flat chested woman have right to feel low."
Confucius says: "Penis put in vacuum cleaner get sucked off."
Confucius says: "Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts."
Confucius says: All blonde not blonde by cracky.
Confucius says: Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it.
Confucius says: Boy who diddle little girl do diddly squat.
Confucius says: Confucius say too damn much!
Confucius says: Girl who can't make apple pie can still make banana.
Confucius says: He who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet many moons
Confucius says: Hockey player on ice have big stick.
Confucius says: If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people.
Confucius says: Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy
Confucius says: Man trapped in whore house get jerked around.
Confucius says: Man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet pussy.
Confucius says: Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.
Confucius says: Man who eat pussy do lip service.
Confucius says: Man who get paid pick up chick.
Confucius says: Man who go to McDonald's eat out stinky meat.
Confucius says: Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!
Confucius says: Man who lifts stones off woman get rocks off.
Confucius says: Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end.
Confucius says: Man who runs behind car gets exhausted!
Confucius says: Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Confucius says: Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's
Confucius says: Man who sit on tack get point!
Confucius says: Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night
Confucius says: Man with flat chested woman have right to feel low
Confucius says: Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.
Confucius says: Man with no hair is bald.
Confucius says: Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Confucius says: Men who fart in church sit in own pew
Confucius says: Penis put in vacuum cleaner get sucked off.
Confucius says: Pentecostal who pass out get laid in church.
Confucius says: Preserve wildlife - pickle a hedgehog!
Confucius says: Priest with dick in snow like cold one before mass.
Confucius says: Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
Confucius says: Tagline deities should not truncate taglines.
Confucius says: To prevent hangover stay drunk!
Confucius says: Virgin with thimble on finger never feel prick.
Confucius says: Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!
Confucius says: When in doubt, whip it out.
Confucius says: Woman who eat banana get cream in mouth.
Confucius says: Woman who turn back on lover get screwed over.
Confucius says: Work to become, not to acquire.
Confucius sucks jello pops.
Confucius was a blabbermouth.
Confucius...man who live in glass house shower in basement.
Confucius:  Man who lay woman on hill not on level.
Confucius: Australia Good Place to Put Chinese Restaraun
Confucius: Before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.
Confucius: Couple who make love in strawberry patch have ass in jam
Confucius: Man who fart in church, sits in own pew!
Confucius: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue
Confucuius say: Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth.
Confuscious say.. Man who stand on toilet is High on Pot
Confuscious say: Baseball wrong - no man can walk with four balls.
Confuscious say: He who put head in punch bowl get punch in head
Confuscious say: He who stick head in open window gets pan
Confuscious say: He who stick head in oven gets baked bean
Confuscious say: Man who sit on hot stove will rise again.
Confuscious say: Man with hole in pocket: feel cocky all day!
Confuscious say: Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly
Confuscious say: baseball all wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk
Confuscious say:He who put head in punch bowl get punch in nose
Confuscious say:He who stick head in open window gets pane in neck
Confuscious say:He who stick head in oven gets baked bean
Confusciuos say: Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Confuscius say early worm has death wish.
Confuscius say full elevator smell different to midget.
Confuscius say... early worm has death wish.
Confuscius say: Baseball all wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.
Confuscius say: Dead fish in river go with the flow.
Confuscius say: Early worm has death wish
Confuscius say: He who stand on toilet, high on pot
Confuscius say: Woman who fly plane upside down - have crackup!
Confuscius sayearly worm has death wish.
Confuse Messages: Quote From The Wrong People
Confuse People:  Quote from the wrong message!
Confuse People: Quote From The Wrong Message
Confuse a Liberal.  Show them the facts
Confuse a blonde, write 'Turn over' on both sides of a paper
Confuse a computer:  0101 0001 0110 0100 0100 1101 0102... 2???!?!?!?!
Confuse everyone  --  smile all day Monday!.
Confuse liberal folks -- tell them the whole truth !!!
Confuse people - quote from the wrong
Confuse people - quote from the wrong message.
Confuse people - start making sense
Confuse people ... Quote from the WRONG message!
Confuse people, quote from the wrong message.
Confuse people... quote the wrong message!!!
Confuse people:  Start making sense
Confuse the world - Smile all day on Monday
Confuse the world, Butterfly:  Smile all day Monday
Confuse them all: Nuke the Gay Baby Whales for Jesus
Confuse your local coroner die happy.
Confused ?   Try Using EDLIN w/ EZ-Reader !
Confused Now? - Try EDLIN with Speed Reader
Confused Now? -- Try EdLin With Deluxe
Confused Now? -- Try EdLin With SLiMeR
Confused as a baby in a topless bar
Confused at the grace that so fully he proffers me.
Confused blonde in the ladies room? Has to pull her own pants down!
Confused enough about my stance on this subject yet?
Confused enough yet?  Here, have another tagline
Confused is a state of being, I like being in a confused state.
Confused me too, and I said it !
Confused, @F throws a Sonic Hedgehog by mistake
Confused, Curious and a little short
Confused, John Kellner throws a Sonic Hedgehog by mistake.
Confused, Orville Bullitt throws a Sonic Hedgehog by mistake.
Confused, Patrick Long throws a Sonic Hedgehog by mistake
Confused, Scorpion throws a Sonic Hedgehog by mistake.
Confused: A blond between two brunettes
Confused?  Call Counselor Troi 1-900-NCC-1701: $1.95/minute
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Confused?  Call Deanna Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701.
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Confused?  Call LCDR Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701.  5 credits per minute.
Confused?  Call Lt. Cmdr. Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701
Confused?  Consult your OOP Guide.
Confused?  Counselor Troi.  1-900-NCC-1701.  $1.95/min.
Confused?  Try using EDLIN with your mail reader!
Confused?  You WILL be after the next episode of ... TMNICE!
Confused? Call @TO@, who will understand what you are saying
Confused? Call Councellor Troi: 1-900-NCC-1701  $1.95/min
Confused? Call Counselor Troi 1-800-NCC-1701
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Confused? Call Counselor Troi, 1-900-NCC-1701 ($1.95/min;5 minute min)
Confused? Call Counselor Troi, 1-900-NCC-1701 ext. D, $1.95/min.
Confused? Call LCDR Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701. 5 credits per minute.
Confused? Call Lt. Cmdr. Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701
Confused? Call Michelle, she will understand what you are saying.
Confused? Counsellor Troi. 1-900-NCC-1701. $2.95/Minute
Confused? Go to church and the say, "Stand up for Jesus!" Go to the World Series final game, and everyone yells, "For Christ's sake, sit down!"
Confused? I shouldn't wonder. - LaCroix
Confused? I shouldn't wonder. - LaCroix
Confused? Need advice? Call Counselor Troi - 1-900-NCC-1701, $2.95/min
Confused? Try using edlin with your mail reader!
Confused? Wait until I explain it... ;)
Confused? You WILL be after the next episode of TAG-O-MATIC!
Confused? You won't be after this episode of Soap!
Confusion - When two or more nuclear reactors run into each other.
Confusion IS my natural state of mind, thank you.
Confusion Is the state of mind When you're not really sure You have one
Confusion can be solved by adding more confusion. Sometimes.
Confusion creates jobs.
Confusion creates jobs. DMURPHY'S LAW
Confusion creates jobs. Edsil Murphy
Confusion creates jobs. MURPHY'S LAW
Confusion in her eyes says me all, she lost control
Confusion is a Commie plot that leads to treasonous activity.
Confusion is a tool... use it!
Confusion is always the most honest response.
Confusion is irrelevant. --Borg DM
Confusion is the heart of inspiration
Confusion is the only true road to understanding.
Confusion not only reigns, it pours.
Confusion not only reigns, it's elected to high office.
Confusion reigns supreme!
Confusion say nothing. He's Dead!
Confusion say, "He who eats ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver"
Confusion will be my epitaph.
Confusion(n.): Donald Duck speaking Klingon
Confusion, n. -- Donald Duck speaking tlhIngan
Confusion- n. Donald Duck speaking Klingonese
Confusion: A chameleon on a plaid blanket
Confusion: Donald Duck speaking Klingonese.
Confusion: Hillbillies contemplating relativity
Confusion: Looking up Enterprise componentry in the Dictionary
Confusious say : Elevator smell different to midget.
Confusious say MAN WHO STANDS ON TOILET IS HIGH ON POT
Confusious say: "Many men smoke, but Fat Man Chu."
Confusious say: Woman who fly upside down have crack up!
Confusious say: man with holes in pockets,feels cocky all day.
Confusius say : Elevator smell different to midget.
Confusius say: "Many men smoke, but Fat Man Chu."
Confusius say: Elevator smell different to midget
Confusius says a friend in need is a pain in the arse
Confusius says man who goto bed with itchy bum wake up wi
Confusius says man who goto bed with itchy bum wake up with brown finger
Confusius says man who walks thru closing airport gate is
Confusius says man with hands in pocket always on the ball
Confusius says woman who fly upsidedown in plane has big
Confussion will be my epitaph
Confusticate and be@S these dwarves!
Confusticate and bebother these dwarves!
Cong-rat-ulations: Vietnam rodent control team
Cong-rat-ulations: Vietnam rodent control team -Max Harless, High Point NC
Congenital (def.) - friendly
Congenital - friendly.
Congenital........ Friendly.
Congenital:  Friendly...
Congenital: Adjective synonymous to "friendly."
Congenital: Friendly.
Congradualtions, from the State of Illusion...or is that
Congrats! You are now the proud owner of a tagline!
Congratulate me boys, I'm engaged.
Congratulate!  I'll give 'em congratulate! - Shai-ster
Congratulations @TOFIRST@, you just staked out a roll of toilet paper
Congratulations Clara & Rita on your wedding - Tom
Congratulations Clinton!  Inhale to the chief!
Congratulations Data, it's a girl - Troi
Congratulations Data, it's a girl.  Troy - The Offspring
Congratulations Orville Bullitt!  You are now a Tagline!
Congratulations Rudy, you just staked out a roll of toilet paper
Congratulations are in order for Tom Reid
Congratulations on being the second person in my twitfile. - Anna S
Congratulations to Rush and "Code Name Jaguar".
Congratulations!  The pressure will stop soon.
Congratulations!  This is your 1000th stolen tagline!
Congratulations!  You are the one--millionth user to log
Congratulations!  You are the one-millionth user to log into our system.
Congratulations!  You have now used up another 250 hours
Congratulations!  You have now used up another 250 hours of CPU time.
Congratulations!  You may already be a wiener!
Congratulations! I heard you got promoted to idiot!
Congratulations! Now you're ready the for Looser's Olympics! - Buzzcut
Congratulations! You get a cardboard cookie.
Congratulations! You may already be a whiner!
Congratulations! You're our TWIT list winner of the month
Congratulations! You're the winner of a surprise tax-audit!
Congratulations, @TO@! You could be the lucky winner of $1,000,000
Congratulations, Captain, you've done it. Romulan
Congratulations, Data, it's a girl! - Troi
Congratulations, Data, it's a girl.  ZIP--The Offspring
Congratulations, you just destroyed the Enterprise - Riker
Congratulations, you've just won 10 million dollars!
Congratulations, you've won a free message from me!
Congratulations. - Q to Picard
Congratulations. You just invented the staircase. -- Forrester
Congregate to more loving ways. - Collective Soul
Congregationalists do it in groups.
Congress  The problem trying to solve the problems.
Congress *isn't* 100% Democrat.  Blame Republicans too!
Congress - America's only Native Criminal Class
Congress - Don't just do something, stand there!!!!
Congress - Jurassic Park on the Potomac.
Congress - The problem trying to solve the problems
Congress - You earn it; we spend it.  Any questions?
Congress -- Don't just do something, stand there!!!!
Congress Happens!
Congress Rule #432453: It's only taxpayer money!
Congress Virus: overextends your Ram casche
Congress Virus: splits screen in 1/2, each side blames the other
Congress and crooks both want the population unarmed. Coincidence?
Congress controls spending, Democrats control congress, G
Congress controls spending, Democrats control congress, Get the picture?
Congress fighting inflation is like the Mafia fighting crime.
Congress finds more profit in supporting tobacco than you
Congress has things way out of perspective, and they want to cut aid!
Congress is elected to serve! Dems think they're anointed to rule!
Congress is full of crooks, theives and bandits.
Congress is like a cactus except the pricks are inside.
Congress is the only inherent criminal class in America. - Mark Twain
Congress isn't doing it's job. I still have a few dollars left!
Congress isn't doing its job:  I still have some money!
Congress isn't doing its job; I still have money left.
Congress reminds us that not everything has a purpose.
Congress robs not at gunpoint, but at penpoint.
Congress thinks it's alot easier to trim the taxpayers than expenses.
Congress works on the KISS principle - Keep it Stupid, Simpletons.
Congress works on the KISS principle - Keep it Stupid, Simpletons.
Congress' idea of "safe" sex: no reporters.
Congress' reality check just bounced, too!
Congress's going to dissolve us and vote in a new people.
Congress's road to hell is now a 4 lane highway
Congress, The royal family of the U.S
Congress, The royal family of the U.S. (DeadBeat
Congress, n:  A collection of rich lawyers above the law
Congress--just a few conservatives away from working!
Congress:  A life form with 1070 feet and no brain.
Congress:  Family values for all except the disabled!
Congress:  Just a few conservatives away from working!
Congress:  Prime example of Artificial Intelligence!
Congress:  You earn it. We overspend it. You owe us more. Any questions?
Congress:  You earn it; we spend it.  Any questions?
Congress:  living example of Artificial Intelligence
Congress: "They have what it takes to take what you got"
Congress: "We got what it takes to take what you got."
Congress: A life form with 1070 feet and no brain.
Congress: Don't just do something, stand there!!!!
Congress: It's not a job, it's a vacation.
Congress: Jurassic Park on the Potomac.
Congress: Just a few conservatives away from working!
Congress: Just a few liberals away from working!
Congress: Latin from: 'con' (a swindle) and 'digress' (off subject).
Congress: Many spending bills. White House: One spending Bill.
Congress: Prime example of Artificial Intelligence!
Congress: Proof that crime DOES pay!
Congress: The Parliament of the Whores
Congress: The World Wasting Federation of Politics!
Congress: We got what it takes to take what you got.
Congress: You earn it. We overspend it. You owe us more. Any questions?
Congress: You earn it; we spend it.  Any questions?
Congress: You earn it; we spend it; borrow the rest. Any questions?
Congress=535 spending bills   White House=1 spending BILL
Congresscritter's Whole Hog Sausage with 100 percent pure pork.
Congressional Anthem:  "Mo' Money, Mo' Money, Mo' Money, MO!"
Congressional Ethics is an oxymoron.
Congressional National Bank. Ours bounce higher and farther!
Congressional National Bank. Sorry sir, your account is closed.
Congressional Supremacy = the liberal Democrats
Congressional Term Limits: 1 in office, 1 in jail!
Congressional action
Congressional elections 1994: Conservatism resurgence? Wait and see.
Congressional elections 1994: Defeat of Clinton ultra-liberalism?
Congressional elections 1994: Premature end of Clinton's reign?
Congressional elections 1994: Republican takeover? We'll wait and see.
Congressional elections 94 and 96: Defeat of Clinton ultra-liberalism?
Congressional ethics
Congressional hearing
Congressional marathon session    [they got bad Chinese food & the runs]
Congressional oversight
Congressman and former astronaut John Glenn was an Eagle Scout.
Congressman: Lies to reporters & then believes the media.
Congressmembers deserve 2 terms: 1 in office, 1 in jail!
Congressmen DO IT by delegation
Congressmen do it by delegation.
Congressmen do it in the House.
Congressmen: Lies to reporters & believes the newspaper
Coninseer of Chocolate!!!!
Conistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Conjecture:  1+1=1 (plus a small constant)
Conjugate Subjugate Lubricate Salivate Lactate Procreate!
Conjugation of the verb "firm." I am firm. You are stubborn. He is pig-headed. -- Dr. K. J. Stavrinides
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Conjurors do it by sleight of hand
Conlige suspectos semper habitos.
Conn, sonar. We have a torpedo contact approach... #$!%$@% NO CARRIER
Connard !
Connect antenna, plug in, turn on and tune for maximum smoke
Connect at right brain-frequency
Connect denied
Connect or no connect
Connect or not Connect, that's the question
Connect the dots!  La la la la!
Connect:  9600 City / 14400 Highway - Your CPS may vary
Connected to MTV'S Kennedy*&^%$#@!NO CARRIER.
Connected? Press Alt-H to test your IQ.
Connecticut has 3 seasons:   winter, summer and road construction
Connecticut, it's not just a state anymore, it's a suburb. - NYC
Connecticut:  There is a law that states pickles must bounce
Connecticut: Pickles must bounce, by law.
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Connection Made.  Place $.25 in slot on top of monitor!
Connection between cow flatulence and...depletion of the ozone"FM
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Connections! BBS - Christian Science Programming at it's
Connections! BBS  DNet/GNet  609/692-4126  Vineland NJ
Connections! Says Darryl Basner eats Shiitaki Mushrooms!
Connections! Working for a Bruzzi Free Network!
Conner's Second Law: If something is confidential, it will be left in the copier
Connie *was* expressing things as she saw them, from her point of view,
Connie Chung - Liberal Media Specialist
Connie Sharlow: "Is sex dirty?"    All: "Only if it's done right!"
Conniption BBS * One fit at a time *
Conquer your fear and you need fear no more. 8)
Conquer yourself rather than the world.
Conquering Russia should be done steppe by steppe
Conquest is easy.  Control is not. - Kirk
Conquest is easy. Control is not.
Conquest is easy. Control is not.  -- Kirk, "Mirror, Mirror"
Conquest is easy. Control is not. - James Tiberius Kirk
Conquest is easy. Control is not. - Kirk
Conquest is easy.Control is not.
Conquest is made of the ashes of one's enemies. -- Starscream
Conquest of _Light_
Conquistador Coffee brings new meaning to the word 'Vomit'.
Conquistador Instant Coffee gives new meaning to the word Vomit
Conrad's Conundrum:  Technologies don't transfer.
Conrail: as long as we don't have to pick it up or switch it.
Conrail: as long as we don't have to pick up, switch or deliver it.
Conscience - what hurts when everything else feels so good.
Conscience doth make cowards of us all.	-- Shakespeare
Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet.
Conscience is God's presence in man
Conscience is God's presence in man. - Emanuel Swedenborg
Conscience is God's presence in man. --Swendenborg.
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.  -- H. L. Mencken
Conscience is a small inner voice that doesn't speak your language
Conscience is but a word that cowards use, devis'd at first to keep the strong in awe. - William Shakespare
Conscience is just the fear of getting caught. Sheriff Buck
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody  is looking
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking  --H. L. Mencken
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking.
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.  -- H.L. Mencken, "A Mencken Chrestomathy"
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking. - H. L. Mencken
Conscience is the inner voice^that warns us somebody is l
Conscience is the little thing that tells you someone is sure to find out
Conscience is the most changeable of rules
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
Conscience makes egotists of us all. -- Oscar Wilde
Conscience.      The thing that aches when everything else feels good.
Conscience:  The inner voice warning somebody is looking
Conscience:  the inner voice warning you that someone must be looking
Conscience: A small voice that makes you feel even smaller
Conscience: The inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking. -- Mencken
Conscience: The inner voice warning you that somebody is looking.
Conscience: The thing that hurts when everything else feels great
Conscience: the inner voice warning you that somebody is looking.
Conscience: the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking
Conscience: what hurts when everything else feels good.
Conscientious and careful: Scared -work evaluationese
Conscious is being aware of something; conscience is wishing you weren"t
Conscious is when you are aware of something and conscience is when you wish you weren't
Consciously or unconsciously, you always get what you expect
Consciousness - the annoying time between naps
Consciousness error. Wait for all brain activity to stop.
Consciousness is an illusion that the brain constructs to simulate the world around us. - Nicholas Wade
Consciousness is that annoying time between naps.
Consciousness to programmer:Just another computer running
Consciousness:  That annoying time between naps
Consciousness:  visualize whirled peas
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Consciousness: that annoying period between naps.
Consciousness: that annoying time between drunkness
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Consciousness: visualize whirled peas
Conscript, n. - One forced to fight for freedom
Consensus : Used to tell how many prisoners you have.
Consensus is the negation of leadership. - M. Thatcher
Consent makes the law
Consent removes or obviates a mistake
Consent, not lying together, constitutes marriage
Consenting to sex is not a statement of intent to breed.
Consequences Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
Consequences Smonsequences! As Long As I WIN!!!
Consequences, Shmonsequences, as long as I'm rich.  Daffy Duck
Conservatism is not dead, it just smells funny.
Conservatism is the worship of dead revolutions.
Conservatism:  Bad ideas in search of a bunch of suckers.
Conservatism:  Civil rights, women's rights, gay rights -- all wrong!
Conservative                      (we don't use that word)
Conservative (n):  Liberal who has been mugged.
Conservative Christian Heterosexual Prolife American. Any questions?
Conservative Cruise Lines.  Taking America For A Ride.
Conservative Definition of Compassion: I got mine, Jack.
Conservative Democrat
Conservative Idea #3:  Facing the problem = Condoning immorality.
Conservative Logic:  Facing the problem = Condoning immorality
Conservative Minds never rest! Prepare to shift fire onto Liberal Media.
Conservative Nightmare: A Liberal Biblical Scholar.
Conservative Republican and very proud to be so!
Conservative Republican households - where hate is a family value.
Conservative Rule  #1: When in doubt, tell a lie.
Conservative Rule  #2: When caught lying, go into hysterics.
Conservative Rule  #3: When faced with facts, ignore them.
Conservative Rule  #4: Arguments are lost only to communists.
Conservative Rule  #5: Anyone who disagrees with you is a fascist.
Conservative Rule  #6: Lie about the past, then try to repeat it.
Conservative Rule  #7: Blame it on Carter and Clinton.
Conservative Rule  #8: Defend your morality by Old Testament passages.
Conservative Rule  #9: Can't refute the message?  Attack the messenger!
Conservative Rule #10: If all else fails, quit in a huff.
Conservative Rule #11: If quitting in a huff fails, see Rule #1.
Conservative closet-queens @S me a LOT more than openly gay folks
Conservative disaster-Dan Quayle's library burned,both books destroyed
Conservative elephants, Nixon was innocent!
Conservative elephants, Nixon was innocent! (And Nixon's *alive*, too!)
Conservative faith:  Any problem can be solved with enough punishment
Conservative found in family tree, will trade for horse thief
Conservative happiness is a positive cash flow
Conservative households - where hate is a family value.
Conservative idea #1:  Make it illegal and it will go away.
Conservative idea #2: Lengthening jail times will solve crime.
Conservative idea #3: Wouldn't ban bazookas, only criminals.
Conservative idea #4: Reduce taxes on rich = trickle down prosperity.
Conservative idea #5: De-regulating S&Ls won't cost taxpayers $$$$$.
Conservative idea #6 AIDS isn't a problem for society-at-large.
Conservative idea #7: Breaking laws to support dictators is ok.
Conservative idea #8: Death Penalty reduces crime.
Conservative logic:  facing the problem = condoning immorality.
Conservative meaning.... It's a slip and slide
Conservative men believe that women should be barefoot & pregnant.
Conservative nonsense detected. (D)elete (S)ave (L)augh
Conservative support individual rights - Liberals want group rights
Conservative tags I have (less maybe a couple that shouldn't be posted
Conservative theory- Have the illiterate write to us for a free book
Conservative theory-Facts are stupid things -Reagan
Conservative theory-It's a terrible thing to waste one's mind-Quayle
Conservative theory: Have the illiterate write to us for a free book
Conservative theory:"Facts are stupid things" -Reagan
Conservative theory:"It's a terrible thing to waste one's mind" -Quayl
Conservative theory:"We are the greatest planet on earth." -Quayle.
Conservative's Rule #1: Rush is ALWAYS right!
Conservative's Rule #2: Anyone who disagrees is unAmerican.
Conservative's nightmare: running out of things to make illegal!
Conservative, and damn proud of it
Conservative, n.: One who admires radicals centuries after they're dead
Conservative, n.: One who admires radicals centuries after they're dead. -- Leo C. Rosten
Conservative, n: Someone who was saying it before Rush
Conservative, one who accomplishes. Liberal, one who aint got a clue!
Conservative:  One who admires long dead liberals.
Conservative:  One who admires radicals long dead.
Conservative:  One who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run
Conservative: "Civil rights?  What are ya, some kind of commie?"
Conservative: "Deficit?  Cut school lunch funds!"
Conservative: - a megalomaniac with a lobotomy
Conservative: A Liberal who has been mugged.
Conservative: A person unclear on any concept.
Conservative: A person who believes nothing should be done for the first time
Conservative: A person with selfish motives.
Conservative: Deficit?  Cut school lunch funds!
Conservative: Liberal who has been mugged.
Conservative: One who admires old, dead liberals
Conservative: One who admires radicals centuries after they're dead
Conservative: One who admires radicals long dead.
Conservative: One who's too cowardly to fight, too fat to run.
Conservative: Proof that evolution is not an exact science.
Conservative: Society's version of a computer virus
Conservative: Technically Incorrect
Conservative: The mix of megalomania and stupidity.
Conservative: Too narrowminded to imagine another could have point.
Conservative: a liberal who was mugged by reality.
Conservative: if good enough for grandfather, it's good enough for me.
Conservative: one who accomplishes. Liberal: one who ain't got a clue!
Conservative: one who admires the liberals of previous centuries.
Conservative: one who prefers two men holding guns over holding hands
Conservative: one who'd rather have 9% unemployment than 6% inflation.
Conservatives *and* Liberals are Stage I parties.
Conservatives - We do things RIGHT!
Conservatives Republican Against Progress (C.R.A.P.)
Conservatives a problem? Try the Liberal fix. Throw money at us.
Conservatives are Right-Wing, Liberals are Wrong-Wing.
Conservatives are color-blind ... liberals are not
Conservatives are good with English, but poor at math.
Conservatives are line-bred from *way* back.
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives. - John Stuart Mill (1806-1873)
Conservatives aren't even as bright as an LED.
Conservatives believe what they see; liberals see what they believe
Conservatives care... for corporations!
Conservatives conserve ... What?
Conservatives destroy the Constitution and hide behind the flag.
Conservatives don't sell out, liberals refuse to buy it.
Conservatives fear you won't understand;liberals fear you will
Conservatives forget that Gingrich is *also* a draft-dodger
Conservatives interpret the Constitution in a "liberal" way.
Conservatives musn't rest! Shift fire onto Clinton's Lap-Dog Media.
Conservatives must be good at something.  But what?
Conservatives must never rest! Shift fire onto Clinton's Lap-Dog Media
Conservatives operate at a 90 angle to reality
Conservatives preach liberty, liberals practice it.
Conservatives rule
Conservatives rule. . .
Conservatives smoke pipes... Liberals smoke (pfhaaahh) anything
Conservatives! We'll have to blast our way out
Conservatives:  Can't live with em... but they're easy to make fun of!
Conservatives: Because we care.
Conservatives: Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.
Conservatives: Can't live with em... but they're easy to make fun of!
Conservatives: Expert at changing banks into land-holding businesses.
Conservatives: Good with English, but poor at math.
Conservatives: Great at selling our national forests and parkland.
Conservatives: Rob the elderly of their Medicare and Social Security.
Conservatives: They call progressive programs "liberal," and kill them!
Conservatives: Worshipped by the mineral interests; cursed by the poor.
Conservatives: bravely willing to lay down your life for their country.
Conservatives: hypocrisy is their most notable characteristic.
Conservativism supports the Invisible Hand. Liberalism..the IRON FIST!
Conservativism: An exercise in futility.
Conservativism: The most gutless choice you can make.
Conserve Bureaucrats....HARVEST ONE TODAY!
Conserve Electricity - Support Lethal Injections
Conserve a hunter....HARVEST ONE TODAY!
Conserve air: breath less
Conserve electricity:  Support lethal injections
Conserve electrons...Send short email messages.
Conserve energy - hold someone 'til you get warm.
Conserve energy -- make love more slowly
Conserve energy whenever possible - Hint 13.
Conserve energy, don't think.
Conserve energy... fart in a jar
Conserve gravity!
Conserve material:  wear a mini-skirt today!
Conserve the Constitution?  Heck no!  I'm a Conservative!
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
Conserve water - Ban salted peanuts.
Conserve water -- shower with a friend!
Conserve water.  Ban salted peanuts
Conserve water.  Drink Beer.
Conserve water...bathe with a friend!
Conserve your precious hatred for the game!  -- Apu
Conseve Power: turn Raiden off as you leave the room
Consider a spherical bear, in simple harmonic motion... -- Professor in the UCB physics department
Consider all outcomes before taking a step, and spend your life on one leg
Consider all the options and then guess
Consider doubt as an invitation to think.
Consider ignorance as the cause rather than arragrance.
Consider it a challenge! - Kirk
Consider it a gift. - Zek
Consider it a warning, Quark -- Odo
Consider it considered!
Consider it done, Boss.--Danny Davids
Consider it job security. Kirk to Cyrano Jones
Consider it my gift to you. - Odo
Consider it one more step in learning the fine art of diplomacy
Consider myself Moderated
Consider that a divorce
Consider that a divorce - Total Recall
Consider that a divorce.
Consider that paper cup my letter of resignation - Tom
Consider the Malevolent Universe Theory:  it really IS out to get you!
Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking
Consider the facts, @F, not your emotions
Consider the facts, Orville Bullitt, not your emotions.
Consider the past and you shall know the future.  - Chinese Proverb
Consider this to be a preemptive, counter retaliatory strike.
Consider this, would your ancestors be proud of you?
Consider what might be fertilizing the greener grass across the fence.
Consider your origins: you were not made to live as brutes, but to follow virtue and knowledge. - Dante Alighieri
Consider your reputation.  Try changing your name and mov
Consider yourself captured- Kim to Torres
Consider yourself hugged.
Consider yourself moderated...
Consider yourself warned
Considerable Lusting Instigates New Taxes On Nation
Considerate, adj. - Thoughtful of others and of what they can do for you
Consideration rules, if that's ok
Considered by many.
Considering how Tim Horton died, should we eat Timbits?
Considering it's a Jewish holiday and I'm fasting, nope
Considering the people you hang out with, you must be some kind of human slime magnet
Considering they don't breed, how is there so many of them ?!
Consign their parts most private to a Rutland tree! -King
Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds - Whitman
Consistency is all I ask.  Immortality is all I seek
Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative - Oscar Wilde
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Consistency is the product of small minds. - Merle P. Martin
Consistency, n. - The last refuge of the unimaginative
Consolation-guy is big! (Kramer)
Consolations, Consultations, Conflagrations.
Consorting with lower rank females, Captain?  Q
Conspicuous absence
Conspicuous consumption makes our love stronger! -- Tom Servo
Conspicuslat - A maligned strip in a venetian blind
Conspiracies, love 'em or live 'em.
Conspiracy Theory #917806: The paranoids are out to get us ALL!
Conspiracy can never replace simple stupidity.
Conspiracy theories are all secret government plots to confuse us.
Conspiracy theory: Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
Conspiracy: the opiate of the asses
Conspiracy? There's no conspiracy. Go ahead. Ask anyone
Conspiriologist, n. - One who is a pawn in his own mind-game
Constable Odo is REAL power in your pail.
Constable Ohhhhhhhhhh dohhhhhhhhh, good morning to ya. - Lt Primmin
Constable Parrot ATE one of those!!!
Constable clocked me at 104
Constable, perhaps YOU ought to take a closer look at this. - Sisko
Constable, would you stop doing that?! - Kira
Constable... there's no hurry. -- Sisko
Constable...It's a nickname that I barely tolerate -- Odo
Constables 13, Superintendents 9
Constablethere's no hurry. -- Sisko
Constant change
Constant change is here to stay.
Constant change is here to stay; It will never die.
Constant exposure to dangers will breed contempt for them. - Seneca
Constant reorganization is the hallmark of a dynamic organization
Constant tinkering buggers things up
Constant use will wear out anything - especially friends
Constantine VI (771-805):  Emperor of Byzantium (780-797)
Constantine... Constantine... where are you? -- Swamp Thing
Constantine... led me through the badlands. -- Swamp Thing
Constantinopolitanischerdudelsackpfeipenmachergsellschaft
Constants aren't. Variables don't. Imaginaries? Who knows
Constants aren't;  variables don't.
Constants aren't;  variables don't; moderators might;
Constipated Elderly Couple: "Ibm if ubm."
Constipated Pakleds:  We look for things to make us go.
Constipated Pakleds: "We look for things, things to make\SLMR\TAGLI
Constipated people don't give a crap.
Constipated? Try QWKDump for fast relief!
Constipation - By Sid Ondapott
Constipation is the thief of time.
Constipation is the thief of time.  Diarrhoea waits for no man
Constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth.
Constipation:  An important U.S. document.
Constitution Class Heavy Cruisers: NCC-1700 thru NCC-1711
Constitution of the United States: died November 17, 1993; R.I.P.
Constitution was invented AGAINST the government
Constitution: Not perfect, but it sure beats what we have
Constitution; Bill of Rights; -- Void where prohibited by law
Constitution?  What Constitution? - Wm. J. Clinton
Constitutional Conversion Kit: Bill Clinton and a pen
Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed
Constrict - to build a rickety building
Construct a grammatically correct death sentence.
Construct a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to
Construction worker
Construction workers do it higher.
Construction workers have bigger erections!
Construction workers lay a better foundation.
Constructive Plagiarism!
Constructive criticism is so rare.
Consular Troi, please report to my ready room. Clothing optional.
Consulate in the moment immediately succeeding this one
Consult I CHING daily!  C. MCMLXXXVIII JLPowers
Consult a real expert - Call your mother!
Consult an expert. Ask your mom!
Consult an investment broker, - was Tom's stock answer
Consult the Book of Armaments!
Consult the Book of Armaments! 'Armaments 3:9-21
Consult the Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9 to 21.
Consult the dictionery to avoid spelling mistakes.
Consult the manual?  Naaaaah, that's too easy.
Consult with a real expert - Call your mother!
Consultant(n): computer knucklehead with business cards
Consultant, n.:  An ordinary man a long way from home
Consultant, n.: Someone who'd rather climb a tree and tell a lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth
Consultant:  Someone who knowns 101 ways to make love, but can't get a date
Consultant:  Worker laid off, and hired back at twice the salary.
Consultant: Almost anyone with a briefcase and 50 miles from home.
Consultant: Person who makes good on salesman's promises!
Consultant: Worker laid off, and hired back at twice the salary.
Consultant: one who knows 1001 ways to make love but knows no women.
Consultant: one who knows 101 ways to make love but can't get a date.
Consultant= Knows 50 ways to make love but doesn't know any women
Consultants Never Have _HUMBLE_ Opinions
Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then give it back to them
Consultants tell other how to do it.
Consultation is a medical term meaning "share the wealth."
Consultation, n.:  Medical term meaning "to share the wealth."
Consults with supervisor often: Pain in the ass -work eva
Consume Ka-ka and expire! (Eat $pit and die...)
Consumers are statistics, Customers are people. -Stanley Marcus
Consumers will go crazy over the new European beef products.
Consumes hard drugs as vitamins.
Consumo, ergo sum. -  Rene Discount
Contact Admiral Riker, Starbase 247. - Picard
Contact with Evil-Hearted Man ended at %A %B %Y
Contact with Evil-Hearted Man ended at @DAY@ @MONTH@ @YEAR@
Contact with Evil-Hearted Man ended at Tuesday June 1995.
Contact with a friend may provide some unexpected income advantages
Contact your American Honky Tonk Bar Association
Contact your congressman to repeal Murphy's Law.  It's gotta work!
Contact your local sanitation department !
Contact-!- Ron Stuckel, 33 Appletree Ln., Belleville, IL
Contain old Doug then clean her rug
Contain that bass for a swim in her glass
Contain that leach then mash her peach
Contain that sputum before you use him
Contain that viper before you pipe her
Contained in this short life are magical extents. (Emily Dickinson)
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Contamination.  Can't risk that. Claudius Marcus
Contemplating your afterlife, Pinky. - The Brain
Contemplatives are not useful, they are only indispensible. E. Dimnet
Contempt for the natural world implies contempt for life. - Edward Abbey
Contempt is the weapon of the weak.     - Alice Miller
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Contentiums - 586s owned by people who got replacement chips from Intel.
Contentment is not getting what you want but realizing what you have.
Contentment, even in poverty, brings happiness; discontent is poverty, even in riches. - Chinese Proverb
Contentment:  enjoying the scenery along the detour
Contentment: having Beverly scan me at night with her Tricorder
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Contest not open to aardvarks or their families
Contestant Number three tripped and her head fell off
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
Context sensitive help
Context? But the context destroys my argument!
Continental Airlines + Air Lingus=1-800-CON-A-LINGUS
Continental Breakfast  - By Roland Coffy
Continental Breakfast:   A roll in bed with honey.
Continental Life.  Why do you ask?
Continental Sound really came through - Mike on credits
Continental breakfast, n.: English for "not enough food"
Continental people have sex lives - the English have hot-water bottles.
Continually give and you will continually have
Continually stepping on mom's bladder at 4 am is the best way to get attention
Continually trying to P!$$ off the Moderator? Watch out&*^%NO CARRIER
Continuation of the splitted Mail...  (2/2)
Continue in prayer, and watch in the same with thanksgiving. (Col 4:2)
Continue the petty bickering... it intrigues me.
Continue your petty bickering-I find it most intrguing
Continued Personal Inventory; A Balance Sheet
Continued because author likes to talk too much
Continued dark w/Widely scattered daylight in the morning
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Continuing Education-living life yourself!
Continuing to challenge, sir. - Still no response. - Uhura
Continuing to do something that doesn't work, doesn't work!
Continuity ERROR: (A)bort, (R)ewrite, (I)gnore?
Continuity is futile. TPTB of Borg
Continuity is not *everything*
Continuum Family Portrait--  QqqQ QqQqq QqQ Qqqq Q Qq Q
Contortionists DO IT convolutely
Contortionists do it convolutely.
Contortionists never die . . . they just meet their ends
Contra naturam!
Contraception  - By I. U. Dee
Contraceptives should be used at every conceivable occasion
Contraceptives should be used at every conceivable opportunity.
Contraceptives should be used on aZhWnceivable occasions RAH
Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions
Contraceptives:  Devices to be used on all conceivable occasions
Contraceptives: use 'em on all conceivable occasions
Contraceptivos: Use-os em todas as ocasies concebveis
Contract between Red Skelton and Marcel Marceau: meeting of mimes.
Contract for America? Sounds like America's on a hit list
Contract programmers DO IT for money.
Contradiction in Terms:  The Best of Rush Limbaugh
Contradiction in terms: rap music
Contradiction:  Seen any GOOD T.V. shows?
Contradiction:  stubbornness versus stupidity.
Contradiction: Seen any GOOD T.V. shows?
Contrariwise, continued Tweedledee, if it was so, it might be ...
Contrary to belief, the Cat is NOT a domesticated animal!
Contrary to popualar belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern technology.  Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat
Contrary to popular belief I do have a sense of humour, but it usually pleads insanity
Contrary to popular belief, Cats are NOT domesticated animals.
Contrary to popular belief, Democrats are people too
Contrary to popular belief, God's last name is not da*n!
Contrary to popular belief, a Cat is NOT a Domesticated Animal!
Contrary to popular belief, a redhead CANNOT be domesticated!!  =P
Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern technology.  Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat
Contrary to popular belief, the CAT is NOT domesticated
Contrary to popular belief, the cat is not a domesticated animal
Contrary to popular belief, this message is serious
Contrary to popular opinion, God's last name isn't Damn
Contrary to popular opinion, The CN Tower isn't a Phallic Symbol
Contrary to public belief, the cat is *NOT* a domesticated animal
Contrary to public belief, the cat is not domesticated.
Contrary to rumor, I don't live in the past -- I just visit
Contrary to rumors, the Titanic is not lost. We know exactly where it is
Contrary to the cliche, genuinely nice guys most often finish first or very near it. - Malcom Forbes
Contribute and Invest: (see Tax And Spend)
Contribute to the "Help Al Gore Buy a Clue" fund.
Contribute to the "Help Bill Clinton Buy a Clue" fund.
Contribute to the "Help Ross Perot Buy a Clue" fund.
Contribute to the Help @F Buy-A-Clue Fund
Contribute to the Help Orville Bullitt Buy a Clue fund.
Contribute to the Help you Buy a Clue fund.
Contributes to the population problem.
Contributions to the "Help Tom Upgrade acct" appreciated!
Control Character:  Maxwell Smart, Agent 86.
Control Data before it controls YOU!
Control Data: don't let it conConventional sexual intercourse is like squirting
Control Data: don't let it control you
Control Sense Alter
Control and success are not synonymous
Control electricity and you control the world. -- Shrapnel
Control everything - own nothing
Control his mind?  I can't even get a leash on my own!
Control the children by removing the parents - Lenin
Control the flow of information and control the populace
Control the things you can control, maggot! - Cort
Control your attitude or it will control you.
Control your creepy self! - Tom to hysterical alien
Control your creepy self! -- Tom Servo
Control yourself or you'll spurt.
Control yourself.  I'm online here.
Control, Kojak!  Let that be your watchword in all things
Control, control.  You must learn control. - Yoda
Control, you must learn control. You do not concentrate. --Yoda
Control-ALT-Delete thyself
Control-Alt-Buy-Sell
Control-Alt-Delete thyself
Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming
Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear.
Controversy is its own reward. - Dennis Snow
Controversy is its own reward. - Dennis SnowConundrum solved: 4'33" is sound of 1 hand clapping
Controversy, n. - A clash of symbols
Conundrum solved: 4'33" is sound of 1 hand clapping
Conundrum: Probably something I ate
Convenience store
Convenient home delivery of Ann Margaret - Crow
Convenient to have a HOSTAGE IN so near the airport -Mike
Convenital..........Friendly
Convention is not morality. Self-righteusness is religion
Convention is the ruler of all
Convention is the ruler of all.  -- Pindar
Convention psychique annule cause problmes imprvus
Conventional sexual intercourse is like squirting jam into a donut
Conventional wisdom is an oxymoron
Conventional wisdom may be conventional but it is not wisdom
Conventional wisdom, isn't.
Conventionality is not morality.  Self-righteousness is not religion.
Conversation breaks up the monopoly of not talkin'. - Popeye
Conversation enriches the understanding,
Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius
Conversation in the Inn is getting dull lately.
Conversation is an art in which a man has all mankind for competitors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Conversation is an art in which man has all mankind for c
Conversation is the slowest form of human communication.
Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener
Conversation: A vocal competition in which the one who is
Conversationally Willing
Converse with any plankton lately?
Conversion is irrelevant. Hell WILL assimilate sinners.
Conversion, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the human will
Conversion: Sects Change Operation.
Convert lost brains to files (Y/N)?
Convert message to toasty flame mail? [Y] [N]
Convert or Die!... oh, yeah, that's REAL tolerant
Convert your 386 or 486 into a Game Boy, run Windows
Convert your 386 or 486 into a Game Boy... run Microsoft Windows!
Convert your 386/486 into a Game Boy.. run Windows 3.1!
Convert your 486 machine into an 8088 -- install Windows!
Convert your Pentium into a Game Boy, run Windows NT!
Convert your Pentium into a Gameboy! Type WIN at C:\&gt;
Convertible, n. - With the right tools, potentially any rental car
Converting a Pagan is dangerous... frogs can't preach
Converts are the worst kind of bigots - Max Headroom quoting Edison
Converts are the worst kind of bigots. - Edison
Converts are the worst kinds of bigots! -Max Headroom
Convice Barney to compete against Tonya Harding.
Conviciton is worthless unless converted into conduct
Convict... The result of choosing a poor lawyer
Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies
Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies. - Friedrich Nietzsche
Convictions cause Convicts
Convicts are committed people
Convince Barney that rattlesnakes make good pets.
Convince Barney to compete against Tonya Harding.
Convince Barney to run for President.
Convince Barney to use Ross Perot as his campaign manager.
Convince visitors you are a cat lover by taking a razor blade to your furniture
Convinced it's not living if you stand outside the fire.
Convivial ... Friendly
Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired
Conway's Law: In every organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on
Conway's Law: In every organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired
Coo-rook-kook-kook-coo-rook-kook-coo.
CooCoo Kids Looking For CooCoo Kicks! -- TV's Frank
Coochie! Coochie! Coochie! - Crow as guy touches corpse
Cooeee! ?? ehrm what?
Cook It And They Will Come.
Cook a spiritualist.  It's rare that a medium is well done!
Cook him with a stone, and the stone will be ready first
Cook, Cook!; Eat, Eat!; Diet, Diet!-- Never Ending Circle
Cook, and they will come
Cook?  What do I look like?  Peg Bundy?
Cookbook on preparing our K9 friends. Woking the Dog!
Cooke's Law #3: Just because it works doesn't mean it's right.
Cookie DouC'mon baby light my fire.
Cookie Dough Is Better Than Men cuz; It comes chocolate flavored.
Cookie making is finger painting for adults.
Cookie pieces contain NO calories, breakage leaks calories.
Cookie! Cookie! Lend me your crumb!
Cookie: You will be successful in your work
Cookies With Condoms Fail Family-Taste Test
Cookies With Condoms Fail Family-Taste Test - film at 11
Cookies are no bigger a problem than what you tell the sites that use them, and even then I'm not sure that your browser won't get mad if you make it wait ninety days before gobbling them.
Cookies by the Keebler Drow.
Cookies by the Keebler Drow.
Cookies just like Grandma's.... if she had been an industrial chemist
Cookies:  Tagline multiple personality disorder
Cooking Bestseller: Vietnamese Cuisine Cooking by Good Doggie
Cooking Echo friends are pan pals.
Cooking Gourmet Dishes With Tofu
Cooking Instructions:  Preheat Microwave to 450 degrees
Cooking Rule... If at first you don't suceed, order pizza
Cooking Spaghetti:  by  Al Dente
Cooking contest we don't want to judge :  C-Ko vs Akane
Cooking is good.
Cooking is like love.  It should be entered into with abandon or not at all. - Harriet Van Horne
Cooking is the most ancient of arts--Adam was born hungry
Cooking laundry dishes vaccumming yes... Windows NO WAY! Get a clue
Cooking lesson #1, don't fry bacon in the nude!
Cooking tip:  Wrap leftover turkey in aluminum foil and throw it out
Cooking with Peg Bundy. "Take a home-delivered meal"
Cooking with wild Fungi doesnot leave mushroom for error
Cooks DO IT with oil, sugar and salt.
Cooks do it in the Kitchen.
Cooks do it with oil, sugar and salt.
Cooks run in my ex-wife's family... usually from the authorities!
Cooks? what we need are engineers
Cool DOS..."Like Dude, something went radically wrong!"
Cool Dude says "Chook tests good"
Cool Dude the Kat - Home of Katnet - Ring.. erp... I forget
Cool Dude the Kat - Home of the Grey Chook Lover
Cool Dude the Kat --- No place to pussy foot around
Cool Dude!
Cool Hand Luke of Borg: What we got here is *FAILURE* to assimilate.
Cool Hand of Borg:  What we have here is a failure to assimilate.
Cool Like That
Cool Place DLG -- !Testi!
Cool Place, The end? - Never!
Cool Whip...more than just a dessert topping!
Cool and discreet in the dancing frost
Cool cats usually aren't.
Cool climate, Number One - cool climate. * Picard
Cool is only three letters away from Fool!!!
Cool like us
Cool off. - Kirk
Cool people wear dark glasses - Calvin
Cool turkey is, like, the curse of expectation. - DT II
Cool typo: I got a letter from Waldenbook's "Prefeared Readers Club"
Cool your coffee by holding it closer to your heart.
Cool!  They have a blimp!  The Tick
Cool!  They've got a blimp! - The Tick
Cool! - Tom on rock music and 'Zombie' title credit
Cool! Evil wins again! - Charles
Cool! I figured out the Sysop's pass@3[%(}^ NO CARRIER
Cool! I figured out the Sysop's passwor$&gt;@7& NO CARRIER
Cool, I can touch my toes with my nose now... -Vhujunka
Cool, I like my farts
Cool, folks. Not fair, but cool, really.-Jost Matheisen
Cool, we got the moron channel.  24 Hours of snow
Cool, we really get around  :-)
Cool. - Guy #2
Cool. - John Carter
Cool. That's good for a new guy, you will get further into taglines.
Cool.. yeah... fire! fire!... yeah... cool... --BEAVIS.
Cool... I broke his brain
Cool... I broke his brain. --Bart.
Cool... I broke his brain...
CoolI broke his brain. --Bart.
Coolant leak! Bridge we have a coolant leak!
Cooler than poodle doodoo in an ice-bucket.
Cooling Trend Continues - The Pangaea Times, Dinosaurs
Cooper's Metalaw: A proliferation of new laws creates a proliferation of new loopholes
Cooper:  Can I ask her about her log?  Truman:  Many have. 
Cooper:  Where does BOB come from?  Mike:  That cannot be revealed.
Cooperate with those who have both know-how and bail money.
Cooperate with those who have both know-how and bail money.
Cooperate with those who have both know-how and bail money.
Cooperation can only be reached if we work togerther
Cooperation is doing with a smile that which you have to
Cooperation requires participation.  Competition teaches cooperation.
Cooperation:  Doing with a smile what you have to do anyway.
Cooperative multitasking
Coordinates?  I don't *care* what gets hit - FIRE!
Coors Commercials: Are they selling beer, or prostitutes?
Coors Light - it's the right beer now
Coors may be brewed in Colorado, but only God can make an Avacado!
Cooties! Ain't no Cooties on me!
Cooties! Ain't no Cooties on me! --Zappa
Cop is my profession. Sysop is my hobby.
Cop: A long, sad story * Tom: I'll say
Cop: Assault? * Tom: No, A'Pepper
Cop: Ever been arrested? * Tom: Define arrested
Cop: Foul play suspected * Tom: No, duh?!?
Cop: G'nite captain * Tom: Night cap? Don't mind if I do!
Cop: He won't bite you * Crow: Might snap your neck
Cop: Her name is Molly * Crow: The Hoople
Cop: I dunno, maybe I guess I am
Cop: I'm beat * Mike: He's a beat cop!
Cop: Like a twig * Mike: Oh, nice image!
Cop: Mary Smiths and Jane Does * Crow: And Traci Lords
Cop: Members of the Academy * Tom: Whom I'd like to thank
Cop: The case is closed * Tom: Long live the case
Cop: The reward is $5000 * Crow: He's over there!!!
Cop: You're a medical doctor?
Cop:"..you say will be held against you." Drunk:"Heather Locklear!"
Cop:Harmless old coconut * Mike:As a coconut I'm offended
Copa-Q-Bana. Q opens a nightclub on a star base.
Cope with fluff
Cope with stress:  Find a hobby
Copenhagenists don't do it unless somebody's looking
Copernicus was wrong - the Earth revolves around egos!
Copied right 1994. All rights reversed
Copier repairmen DO IT with duplicity
Copier repairmen do it with duplicity.
Copier? Nah Just a $10,000 paper shredder!
Copier???  I thought you said SHREDDER
Copiers are as afraid of staples as elephants are afraid of mice
Copies of your message have been sent to my solicitor.
Copper nitrate- What policemen get paid for working in the evenings.
Copper ship crashes into tin ship. Sailors bronzed
Copper wire came from two lawyers arguing over a penny!
Copper wire was invented by lawyers arguing over a penny.
Copper wire: Created by two lawyers arguing over a penny.
Copper wire: Invented by lawyers arguing over a penny
Cops *love* it when get civic minded. -- Carlin
Cops DO IT at gun-point.
Cops DO IT undercover!
Cops DO IT with big guns!
Cops DO IT with cuffs.
Cops DO IT with night sticks.
Cops can do more than rattle the cage...we know how to whoop the siren too.
Cops do it arrestingly.
Cops do it by the book.
Cops do it with cuffs.
Cops do it with electric rods.
Cops do it with nightsticks.
Cops don't beat people, night sticks beat people.
Cops don't drive Buicks
Cops have bigger guns.
Cops never say good-bye. They're always hoping to see you again in the line-up.  -- Raymond Chandler
Copulate than never
Copulate, fornicate. Have no date? Masterbate!
Copulate:  A Word Used To Tell A Policeman He's Tardy
Copulation - sex between two consenting police
Copulation: (n) sex between two consenting police. Do you get hearing AIDS
Copulation: Sex between two consenting police officers
Copy a:\trek\*.* c:\reality.sys
Copy coffe.bat cup1: /sugar /milk
Copy con David Rawsthorne  twitfile  Damn. I twitted myself AGAIN!
Copy con W*N95.EXE
Copy editors do it with style.
Copy from another: plagiarism. Copy from many: research.
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research. - Wilson Mizner. (1876-1933)
Copy org.asm+waitand.c+donot.pas loony.bin
Copy protection:  Just say no
Copy this tagline, send it to 5 people, and in 2 weeks
Copy, S*W*I*P*E, Assimilate  Do Not Emulate!: The *Tagline Court*
Copy, S*W*I*P*E, Assimilate ... Do Not Emulate (their actions)!!
CopyLeft
Copycat:  a policeman's wife who likes to take golden showers
Copycat:  n.  Any programmer at Microsoft
Copyeditor: "`Anal retentive' should be hyphenated!"
Copying a person's tagline is more flattering than sincerity
Copyleft is the right way to go
Copyright (C) 1994 Tagline - All rights stolen.
Copyright (C) 1994 by David Gingrich & TMC Productions
Copyright (C) 1995, The Myra I Fox School of Tagline Research.
Copyright (C) 1996, Dean A. Basler Jr., All Rights Reserved.
Copyright (C) 19@DY@ The @FN@ School of Tagline Research
Copyright (C)1993 All rights reserved
Copyright (C)1993 The Patrick A. Long School of Tagline Research.
Copyright (C)1994 The Barry Blaes School of Tagline Research.
Copyright (C)1994 The Myra I Fox School of Tagline Research.
Copyright (C)1996 The @F School of Tagline Research
Copyright (C)1996 The Christopher School of Tagline Research
Copyright (C)1996 The Ivy Iverson School of Tagline Research!
Copyright (c) 1977, 1978 by Derek Tin  All rights reserved.
Copyright (c) 1993  Florida Network Of Religious Deviants.
Copyright (c) 1993  Knights of Christianity United in Faith.
Copyright (c) 1995 Gregory Armstrong.  All rights reserved.
Copyright (c) Intergalactic Thought Association
Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
Copyright 1991  All rights wronged.  All wrongs reversed.
Copyright 1991 Elmer Fudd.  All wights wesewved.
Copyright 1991 Milli Vanilli Taglines, Inc
Copyright 1994. All rights wronged.  All wrongs reversed.
Copyright 1994. Psychics, Inc. Predictions-R-Us.
Copyright 1994: Elmer Fudd - All wights weseweved.
Copyright 1995  All rights wronged.  All wrongs reversed.
Copyright 1995: Elmer Fudd - All wights weseweved.
Copyright 1996 @FN@
Copyright 1996 Kevin Gallagher
Copyright @YEAR@: All rights wronged. All wrongs reversed
Copyright my smiley, see if I care.  8&lt;}}
Copyright the Intergalactic Thought Association
Copyright: Duplicate without errors.
Copyright?  Heck no, that's why I bought a spell checker!
Copyright?  I can't even copy wrong!
Copyrighted tribble: (*)
Copyrighter's are on this Echo *WARNING* (I am not 1)!!
Copyrights are for greedy bastards only.
Copywight (c) 1991 Elmer Fudd.  All wights weserved.
Copywight 1993 Elmer Fudd, all wights weserverd.
Copywight 1995 Elmer Fudd.  All wights wesewved. Hehehehe
Copywight 1995 Elmer Fudd. All wights weserved.
Copywrite (C) 1993, Imagination Software INC
Cor blimey !
Cor, that looked just like a negative reality inversion that did!
Corazon says:  Dig Before You Delve
Corazon says:  If the Shoe Fits, Eat it.
Corazon says:  Lurk Before You Lip
Corazon says: Leap Before You Look
Corazon says: NO CLAW CLIPS!
Corbast pasulj volem sa rebarca suva, Stamena ga kuva
Corbast pasulj volem, jer sam seljak golem
Corduroy Pillows - Pillows that are making Headlines
Corduroy Pillows! They're making headlines!
Corduroy pillow cases are making Headlines.
Corduroy pillow cases; they're making headlines!
Corduroy pillows:  They're making headlines!
Core Dump........Operator Head Space Error
Core Memory:  A Marine's nostalgia.
Core Storage - A receptacle for the center section of apples.
Core breach is imminent...All hands aban#^$%@FO CARRIER
Core dumped.  Your fault.
Core error - bus dumped
Core meltdown - message aborted
CoreMAIL: The next generation of universal mail readers/doors/etc
Corel Draw does it all? If not, there's always EDLIN!
Coridon Henshaw is to moderators what mosquitoes are to campers
Coridon Henshaw saved this Conference from self-destruction.
Coridon is not a Borg Identification. You are now Third of Four.
Cork it, Larry. -- Dr. Forrester
Cork your pump or you don't hump
Corkscrew - The best thing with which to open a conversation
Corn Flakes for breakfast?  That's disgusting, @FN@!
Corn Frakes .. The cereal served best in a Saucer
Corn Frakes:  The choice of the next generation
Corn Nuts! &lt;*splat*&gt; - 'Heathers'
Corn and grain, corn and grain, All that falls shall rise again
Corn and grain; All that falls shall rise again
Corn flakes with gin-- Tom Servo
Corn in the field ain't money in the pocket.
Corn oil is from corn, whale oil is from whales, baby oil... Naaa
Corn oil is made from corn. What's baby oil made from?
Corn on the cob? Aunt Adah
Cornell's law: authority tends to assign the most important jobs to those least able to do them
Corner's address...John@Doe.morg
Cornering neatly she trips up sweetly to meet the people
Cornflakes, it's not just for breakfast anymore!
Cornun, slash da mutha's!  Gunduf, wip de fiyabawl!
Cornus vacadus - A corncob stripped clean of kernels.
Corollary to Murphy's Law: When things just can't possibly get any worse, they will
Corollary:  Fundies debunking itself will not notice it
Corollary: A cat will assume the shape of its container
Corollary: Following the rules will not get the job done
Corollary: Fundies debunking itself will not notice it.   Hector
Corollary: If there is only one way to spell a name, you will spell it wrong, anyway
Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live
Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes
Corona - Do South
Coroner, his last words were "I made a mistake. So shoot me."
Corporal Clegg had a wooden leg -Floyd
Corporal punishment is boy punishment.
Corporal, get me the tape of Spaceballs, The Movie.
Corporal, get me the tape of Spaceballs, The Movie. - Dark Helmet
Corporate planning
Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individ
Corporations don't care about people as much as money.
Corportrait - Employee photo I.D.
Corpral... get me the casette of Spaceballs: The Movie.
Corps         : A dead gentleman.
Corpse : A dead lady.
Corpsman!  Over here!  @FF@'s been hit with a rude tagline!
Corpus Delecti:  Rib Capitol of Texas.
Corpus Taglecti: One dead a &gt;long&lt; time. (same as rigor taggus)
Corpuscles make love in vein.
Corrado parking only
Correct answers for you are now complimentary! :)
Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action ... TRUE!!
Correct me if I am wrong---------At your own risk!
Correct me if I'm wrong -- at your own risk.
Correct me if I'm wrong ... everybody else does.
Correct me if I'm wrong .... Everyone else does!
Correct me if I'm wrong everybody else does.
Correct me if I'm wrong, at your own risk!
Correct me if I'm wrong, everybody else does.
Correct me if I'm wrong;     At your own risk.
Correct! You receive an EchoAttaBoy! (smile) - Raymond Brown
Correct. It's your play. Sulu-2 to Spock-2
Correcting one's own mistakes is a life long job.
Correction does much, but encouragement does more. -- Goethe
Correction from last month:
Correction sir, I lost both legs, I did not die. - 007 (N.S.N.A)
Correction.  Denying the truth is *much* sillier. -- Jack Butler
Correction. I'm the oldest *known* Immortal. --Methos
Correctly phrased, Captain, as noted in the manual. Spock
Correctness is inversely proportional to complexity
Correctness isn't politcal, it just is.
Correlation analysis in physics is simply common sense
Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the Boss is reading it
Corrina has all the charm of a dirty Christmas card
Corrrr - some sysops' do 'ave 'em!
Corrugated iron is really groovy
Corrupt REALITY.SYS: Reboot Universe (Y/n)?
Corrupt" is too harsh, I prefer the term "Ethically Challenged".
Corrupt, adj.: In politics, holding an office of trust or profit.
Corrupted CONGRESS.SYS repair not completed! Reboot 1996?
Corrupted GOVERNMENT.SYS. Reboot PRESIDENT.COM?
Corrupted during download eh?!  ahahhaha
Corrupting your backups ... please wait
Corruption in brain....mark for deletion?
Corruption is everywhere!           M.A.N.T.I.S.
Corruption is not the #1 priority of the Police Commissioner.  His job is to enforce the law and fight crime
Corruption is not the #1 priority of the Police Commissioner.  His job is to enforce the law and fight crime. -- P.B.A. President E. J. Kiernan
Corruption wears infinite disguises. --Tleilaxu Thu-zen
Corruption, the most infallible symptom of constitutional liberty.
Corruption.  The most infallible symptom of liberty
Corruption:  The most infallible symptom of constitutional liberty.
Corruptisima republica plurimae leges. -- Tacitus, Anals III 27
Corry's Law:  Paper is always strongest at the perforations
Cortical Implant Driver not found: install keyboard? [Y/n]
Coruscate, coruscate, diminuative celestial object
Corvette, the ultimate of ultimates
Cos out of the edge of darkness there rides the Peace Train
Cos you did what you want, if you want, cos you can get anything
Cosgrove's got a girlfriend, Cosgrove's got a girlfriend!  - F!
Cosgrove, catch me, okay?  Catch me?  Alright...PLUNK!...never mind
Coshing her over the coefficient with a log until she was powerless
Cosmetics prevent men from reading between the lines
Cosmetics:  A womans' means to keep a man from reading between lines
Cosmetics:  Preventing men from reading between the lines.
Cosmetics:  Women's way of keeping men from reading between the lines.
Cosmetics: A womans' means to keep a man from reading between lines.
Cosmetics: Preventing men from reading between the lines.
Cosmetics: Women's way of keeping men from reading between the lines.
Cosmetics: preventing men from reading between the lines.
Cosmetologists give make-up exams
Cosmetology  - By Rosie Cheeks
Cosmetology: Rosie Cheeks*
Cosmic Soda-pop
Cosmic Strings: Nature's Other Divide by Zero Error.
Cosmic Thing.
Cosmic bakers took us out of the oven a little too early.
Cosmic irony: John's dead but Yoko's still alive.
Cosmo Police Justy OVA = On Sale Since 5 August 1985!
Cosmogonists DO IT in cyclical big bangs
Cosmogonists do it in cyclical big bangs.
Cosmologists do it with a big bang
Cosmopolitan Cowlumbus: Mo... Mo... Mo... ... M
Cost consciousness and sophisticated design are basically incompatible
Cost effective
Cost is no object.  Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
Cost of feathers has risen...now even down is up!
Cost of living: Income plus 20%
Costrophobia: The fear of high prices.
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie
Cotton Gin;  the drink that bolls you over
Cotton mouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease
CottonBalls: Advanced stage of Beernuts disease.
Couch Fishing.
Couch Potatoes (slang), n. - People into Transcendental Vegetation
Couch potatoes DO IT during commercials
Couch potatoes do it during commercials.
Couch potatoes have brain tubers.
Couches are for one thing only. &lt;John Wayne&gt;
Cough...cough....hack....cough....... Good Sheeeeeeit !
Could @F twist himself into a pretzel? (If he knows how, that is.)
Could Basil make thyme with Rosemary?
Could Earth be some other planet's HELL?
Could I ask a favor of you? Doctor
Could I be any WHITER? -Mary, 3rd Rock from the Sun
Could I borrow a cup of sugar and a few megs of RAM?
Could I borrow your grenade launcher?
Could I get a database that doesn't look like a database?
Could I get some dramamine for the credits? -- Crow T. Robot
Could I have a drug overdose, please?
Could I have a drug overdose?
Could I have an 'E', please, Bob?  (Blockbusters)
Could I have my leg back, please? - Col. Henry Blake
Could I have my skirt, please? Lydia to Diolus
Could I interest you in some fine imported tikis?
Could I please just distract you for one brief second
Could I stop by sometime for a cup of ego? - Hawkeye to Winchester
Could I use the phone for just a sec? - Dr. F to Frank
Could Man and Nature be One?
Could Simon twist himself into a pretzel? (If he knows how, that is.)
Could a bee be before four foreheads at once?
Could a million Shakespeares write like a monkey?
Could a virgin be classified as a Notyeterosexual?
Could an attractive but slow woman be called a foxy-moron?
Could anybody love him, or is it just a crazy dream? --Pink Floyd
Could be a trick. - Worf
Could be an ever-opening flower.
Could be considered a plant if he developed phototrophic motility
Could be dangerous. - Spock
Could be heresay, could be there say, could be just plain old SAY!!!
Could be some form of space madness we've never heard of. - Spock
Could be the news or some other amusement, could be reusable shows
Could be worse...could be raining
Could be, if, maybe, - all _guesswork_ so far, just theory! - McCoy
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
Could have been worse.  Could have been me. -- Bashir
Could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king. - Ash
Could he help us restore normal time? - Picard
Could it be some kind of holographic image?! - Bashir
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
Could it be... S  A  T  A  N  ?
Could it be.......... S  A  T  A  N  ?
Could it have something to do with telepathy? - Odo
Could never say a bad word about ol'DINSY
Could not close TROUSER.ZIP.  Insert floppy and retry
Could not copy BILDT.LIE to JELTSIN.MSG.  MINK.SUB aborted
Could not open TROUSER.ZIP. Go to PANTS.WET ? (Y/Y)
Could only be loved/missed if the minister read someone else's eulogy
Could our mystery stiff enter & sign in please? - Crow
Could say the man was 'running on empty'." - Mulder (Eve)
Could somebody get this noose off me? --Salmoneus
Could someone break the ice, please? -- Joel Robinson
Could someone fetch my tortoise?
Could someone in cyberspace think I'm special??
Could someone please define "powerful forces"?
Could someone please explain the rules to the barbarians?
Could someone please fix the holographic projectors
Could someone please teach Robert Plant how to sing?
Could someone please tell me a) what planet you're living on or b) what profession you're in?
Could the Borg Collective survive assimilating Rush Limbaugh?
Could the TMNT take the Power Rangers?
Could the calves of our legs eat the corn on our toes?
Could the present moment be postponed til I'm ready?
Could the sensors be malfunctioning? - Ro Laren
Could there be some sort of....cloning involved here? - Picard
Could they be so stupid? - Dana Scully
Could this argument continue as it started - without me?
Could this be the same Dark Force at work? - Mulder
Could this be the same Dark Force at work? - Mulder musing (Grotesque)
Could we PLEASE stick to the script?
Could we find the government insane if tried impartially?
Could we have a rapper on checkout 2 please?
Could we have a sense of scale, here? -- Joel Robinson
Could we just get on with it please? -- TV's Frank
Could we just go please? -- Tom Servo
Could we please have some more?
Could ya tell me stories?
Could ya would ya ain't ya gonna if I ask ya would ya wanna be my baby.
Could you be a little more vague, counselor?
Could you be a little more vague? -- Tom Servo
Could you be a poster child for retroactive birth control?
Could you be any more stinky? - Der Fladermous, The Tick
Could you be convicted for being a Christian?
Could you check again? My name MUST be there.
Could you continue the petty bickering?  --Data
Could you continue to miss the point if I impaled you on it?
Could you continue your eyes after chopping a starship?
Could you continue your petty bickering?
Could you continue your petty bickering?  I find it most intriguing.
Could you continue your petty bickering? - Data
Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most interesting -- Data
Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.
Could you continue your petty character assassination, @TOFIRST@?
Could you continue your petty character assassination, Orville?
Could you do something about that? -Crow on Tom's singing
Could you explain again why I do all the work? -- Crow
Could you find me some rocks to throw at them * Riker
Could you get a little closer apart? - Director Michael Curtiz
Could you get my agent on the phone? -- Joel Robinson
Could you get that, son? -- Tom Servo
Could you hand me a gowpen of water please
Could you hand me that squirrel, I need some color in my life. - Geco
Could you hand me the, uh, towel? Neelix
Could you hold off a vampire with a sunlamp?
Could you introduce me to the cow? - Cody ... Moo! &lt;WHUMP&gt;
Could you just make up a sonnet or something?  A dirty limerick?
Could you keep it down? - Winchester.  I *hope* I can. - Margaret
Could you kill a vampire with a sunlamp?
Could you leave the dressing room door open?
Could you like shut up and give us some money? - Butt-Head
Could you miss the point if you were impaled on it?
Could you pass the DIP switches for these delicious memory CHIPS
Could you pass the rolls? La Forge to Ro
Could you pee in the bell jar, please? - Tom
Could you please be a bit less specific?
Could you please continue the petty bickering?  Data
Could you please deform yourself a little bit lower?
Could you please kill me? -- Tom Servo
Could you please speak up?  I'm a little hard of herring.
Could you please take a breath mint? -- Joel Robinson
Could you please take the handcuffs off now? -- Mutant Raccoon
Could you repeat the bit after "Listen very carefully"?
Could you resell those for me?
Could you run that one past again, slow? - Aahz
Could you scratch my back with your voice?
Could you see Worf doing the "Time Warp"???
Could you see if they have any baseball caps? Sheridan
Could you send, say, a swatch of those?
Could you show me some...SUNDRIES? - Tom leers to girl
Could you staple my ears back? - Tom
Could you state that as a question, please?
Could you tell if it's an inflatable? (Jerry)
Could you tell me where the tennis courts are? - Dax
Could you turn that thing down? I'm controlling a mind here! -Mr.Men
Could you two continue this mutual admiration thing somewhere else?
Could you use another hand, Admiral? --Chekhov
Could you write back?
Could your vista be too narrow to encompass my vista? (Or visa-versa)?
Could! Could not! Could too! Could not! Could too!
Could've been much, much worse, Captain. - McCoy
Coulda sworn I hit something - Tom in his race car
Coulda sworn I hit something... -- Tom Servo
Couldn't Break Her Habit Of Hollering "Next!" - Blonde Sexual Moments
Couldn't I be sedated for this?
Couldn't I be sedated for this?!  Calvin
Couldn't Lying In November Trigger Other Nominations?
Couldn't Moe and Larry make it?  Yakko Warner
Couldn't balance a checkbook if Einstein helped
Couldn't be more appropriate.
Couldn't be more far away from Finland than where you are
Couldn't find a Life on sale, guess I'll keep doing this!
Couldn't find a clever tag line to steal, could I?
Couldn't find the cereal so I ate a bowl of sugar
Couldn't go against the flow, OH no...  &lt;sigh&gt;  - Anna Steven
Couldn't have sid it better myself.
Couldn't help it... I was just in the mood
Couldn't help noticing your suitcase - Joel as gator
Couldn't help noticing your suitcase... -- Joel Robinson
Couldn't hit the broadside of a barn from the inside, with a guided miss
Couldn't love have picked a better place to die?
Couldn't myself have better it said.
Couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery.  (Common in Australia.)
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. 
Couldn't repair the brakes, so we made your horn louder
Couldn't resist
Couldn't resist ...
Couldn't tell which way the elevator was going if he had two guesses
Couldn't they get Rush Limbaugh? - Tom
Couldn't think his way out of a paper bag.
Couldn't we just let a few of them die? Please? Gradually? - Dione
Couldn't we play some other game? asked O'Brien, wistfully
Couldn't we rotate who doesn't have a helmet every week? - Pip
Couldn't we talk about something else instead? - Rush
Couldn't you hang me instead? - Duncan
Couldn't you just crash a little bit?  C'mon! -- Tom Servo
Council Acts To Ban Airplanes On City Streets
Council of Twelve? Who's Twelve?
Councillor, are you in position? - Picard
Councillor, would you go to Sickbay and investigate? - Picard
Counselar Troi, please report to my room. Clothing optional.
Counsellor Troi eats all the chocolate.
Counsellor Troi's position
Counsellor Troi, please report to my room. Clothing optional
Counsellor, take off that uniform, and put that tight dress back on!
Counselor  Troi  to Lt. Worf, meet me  in holodeck 2
Counselor Roshenko is in her quarters
Counselor Troi eats all the chocolate.
Counselor Troi to LT Berman, meet me in Holodeck 2.
Counselor Troi to Lt. @F, meet me in holodeck 2
Counselor Troi to Lt. @TOLAST@, report to Holodeck 2
Counselor Troi to Lt. Bullitt, meet me in holodeck 2.
Counselor Troi to Lt. Edwards, meet me in holodeck 2
Counselor Troi to Lt. Mcmullin, meet me in holodeck 2.
Counselor Troi to Lt. Morgan, meet me in Holodeck 2.
Counselor Troi to Lt. Orville, meet me in holodeck 2.
Counselor Troi to Lt. Passarella, report to Holodeck 2
Counselor Troi with a margarita on the beach at Tenagra.
Counselor Troi, please report to my ready room. Clothing optional.
Counselor Troi, report to my quarters- clothing optional.
Counselor Vampyra to Lt. @F, report to Holodeck 2 immediately!
Counselor Vampyra to Lt. @F, reportCount me in on the journey, don't
Counselor Vampyra to Lt. @FN@, report to Holodeck 2 immediately!
Counselor's Log, StarDate 45623.6.  My mother is on board
Counselor, can I, uh, use your com-badge?   Riker
Counselor, can I... uh... use your combage? -- Riker
Counselor, do you mind?  I'm trying to work.   Geordi
Counselor, hold very still-- Data
Counselor, it's an Academy game:  Bite The Pillow.  Wesley
Counselor, may I -uh- use yer combadge?
Counselor, you have an amazing command of the blatantly obvious
Count De La Pain - Crow to Mike
Count De La Pain. -- Crow T. Robot
Count Dracula - your Bloody Mary is ready.
Count JUG-ula! WOW! - Crow on busty girl
Count Jugula!  Wow! -- Crow T. Robot
Count Spatula's a food sucking vampire.
Count Taxula and Al Gore
Count Tribbula: ^*^
Count me in on the journey, don't expect me to stay -Floyd
Count on Pawwwl to do the business in times of fiscal turbulence!
Count on liberals to take the low road
Count the colors in a rainbow
Count the heads, baby. --Zaphod Beeblebrox
Count the moon."  "One."  "Whoa
Count your blessings.
Count your blessings. - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Count your chickens before they hatch & afterward to please your CPA.
Count your many blessings, It will surprise you what the Lord has done.
Counter-Intelligence is a game for thinkers.
Counter-intuitive orthogonal paradigms should be avoided.
Counterfeit PC-cillin found in Bangkok Thailand
Counterfeit dollar VS a skinny blonde? One's a phony buck
Counterfit tagline. Call the Secret Service
Counterproductive: won't work -D.C.Dialect
Counterspell: "No."(Said very dispassionately as dropped on the table.)
Countertenor - A singing waiter
Counterweight: What you do when the clerk is busy.
Countess @F will get you!
Countess @TName will get you!
Countess @TOLAST@ will get you!
Countess Bullitt will get you!
Countess Orville will get you!
Countesses do it excellently.
Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal if yo
Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal, if you are all thumbs
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal if you
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs
Counting is a stitch
Counting lambs, counting sheep, we will fall into sleep.
Counting the days till the next Twinkie
Counting time is not so important as making time count
Counting with the ACLU:  1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Countless Number Of People Have Eaten In This Kitchen and Gone On To Lead Normal Lives
Countless people have eaten here and gone on to lead normal lives.
Countries Competing In The World Series
Countries That Like Americans
Countries Where Socialism Is Successful
Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is no tomorrow.  --Emo Phillips
Country 92.5 FM.. more hicks than YOU know what to do with! -Hacker
Country 92.5 FM.. more hicks than YOU know what to do with! -Hacker
Country Eastern! - Crow on Japanese country singer
Country Eastern! -- Crow T. Robot
Country Music - the Special Olympics of music.
Country Music Where it's at.  Yo' Man!!
Country Music:  The Special Olympics of music.
Country Music: the 'Special Olympics' of sound.
Country Music: the Special Olympics of music
Country Music: the Special Olympics of the music industry.
Country Western song title: "I just can't leave her behind, alone."
Country hit: "I Put Her In My Root Directory, But She Partitioned."
Country is more than just a word in the Scout oath.
Country is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Country line dancing: disco for the rhythmically impaired
Country music
Country music causes severe trigger-finger itch.
Country music is just bad enough to keep the flies off'n a dog's butt.
Country music is my style...what's yours?
Country music is the Special Olympics for heavy metal.
Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard
Country music is what I love.
Country music:  "Mah dog died, mah wife left..."
Country music:  "Mah wife leftMah dawg died"
Country music: "Mah dog died, mah wife left..."
Country music: "Mah wife left... Mah dawg died... "
Country music: Mah dog died, mah wife left.
Country music: Mah wife left... Mah dawg died... Mah truck broke
Country music: Mah wife leftMah dawg died...
Country music: dog died, my woman took my truck, think I'll get drunk!
Country rap:  Red Sovine doing "Phantom 309"
Country services: We Also Walk Hogs.
Country song:  If Yew Wasn't Here, Yew'd Done Be Gone...Darlin'.
Country: The Special Olympics of music.
Country: The Special Olympics of the Music Industry.
Counts. ... Does Data have a Pentium Overdrive upgrade
County
County Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Coup de grace (mow the lawn)
Coup de grace - French for lawnmower?
Coup de grace -- French for mow the lawn.
Coupla other Myassis tags, since you're now "in the know":
Couple 'a minutes on the thunder bucket, here... -- Tom Servo
Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Couple of nights in bed with a hot nurse and I'll be fine
Couple'a minutes on the thunder bucket here - Tom
Couples in Viagra commercials are always dancing. Why, does it improve your dancing, too?
Courage atrophies from lack of use
Courage atrophies from lack of use
Courage consists, not in blindly overlooking danger, but in seeing and conquering it! - Jean Paul Richter
Courage doesn't mean that you don't have fear. Paris
Courage has this way for gently healing all the hearts of the wounded
Courage is a fear extinguisher
Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow. - Dan Rather
Courage is being afraid, but carrying on anyway
Courage is doing what you are afraid to do.
Courage is doing what you are afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacher
Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. (Eddie Rickenbacker)
Courage is fear holding on a minute longer. - Harry Emerson Fosdick
Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
Courage is fear that has said its prayers.  &lt;anon.&gt;
Courage is fear that said its prayers
Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke.
Courage is grace under pressure
Courage is grace under pressure. &lt;Ernest Hemingway&gt;
Courage is just stupidity with a BOLD look on your face!
Courage is looking at your adversaries with kindness
Courage is looking at your setbacks with serenity.
Courage is not the absence of fear, but control of fear.
Courage is only courage if you are afraid
Courage is resistance to & mastery of fear... not the absence of it.
Courage is resistance to and mastery of fear - not absence of fear
Courage is resitance to fear, mastery of fear - not absen
Courage is simply the willingness to be afraid and act anyway. - Robert Anthony
Courage is something you can't be afraid to have. - Frank Burns
Courage is the complement of fear.            - Heinlein
Courage is the complement of fear. - Heinlein
Courage is the complement of fear. - Robert A. Heinlein
Courage is the complement of fear. A man who is fearless cannot be  courageous. (He is also a fool.) -L. Long
Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality that guarantees all the others. - Winston Churchill
Courage is the price life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart
Courage is the quality it takes to look at yourself with candor
Courage is what gets you from one moment to the next
Courage is your greatest present need.
Courage is... mastery of fear--not absence of fear. -- Mark Twain
Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it's going o
Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it's going on when you don't have the strength
Courage of the heart is very rare. The stone has power when it's there.
Courage's just something you can't be afraid to have, Frank Burns
Courage:  Two cannibals having oral sex.
Courage: Fear that has said it's prayers
Courage: fear extinguisher.
Courageous convictions will drag the cat into existence
Courageous convictions will drag the dream into existence -Rush
Courier work?  Nice job.  Keeps you on the streets.
Courier!! when you just have to get it there overnight!!!
Courier: A perfect modem for an imperfect world.
Course already plotted. Laying it in. --Chekhov. I see. --Kirk
Course he can talk.  He's a human being like, isn't he?
Course it hurts,its supposed to hurt,its a phaser * Quark
Course we got shoes; just don't see the need to wear em --Alabama's motto
Course005 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas
Course017 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
Courses for Men 017 : How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
Court Reporters do it on a trial basis.
Court certified pathological liers will testify today
Court is in session, the Cat presiding
Court is in session, the Moderator presiding.
Court reporters DO IT on a trial bases
Court reporters do it on a trial bases.
Court rules that being a jerk is not a crime.
Court, n.: A place where they dispense with justice.
Court, n.: A place where they dispense with justice. -- Arthur Train
Courteous And Efficient Self-Service.
Courtesy and Humility cost nothing...except Pride
Courtesy and good manners are a bargain - Free!
Courtesy distinguishes humans from animals.
Courtesy is Owed; Respect is Earned; Love is Given
Courtesy is Owed; Respect is Earned; Love is Given! -Durwydd Mac Tar
Courtesy is contagious.
Courtesy is owed; Respect is Earned; Love is Given!
Courtesy is the lubricant of social interaction - RAH
Courtesy is the lubricant of social interaction. - Robert A. Heinlein
Courtesy of Binkley's anxiety closet.
Courtesy on one side can never last long
Courtesy towing
Courtley love:  I'm affraid to think what will happen after I tell you about this
Courtney Hole is with Pearl Hole, isn't he? - Mike
Courtney Love of Borg: Someday you'll assimilate like I assimilate
Courtney, no sleeping on the Promenade. Go home. - Odo
Courtroom clam chowder: Soup du Jury.
Courts are where Justice is dispensed with. (M.Twain)
Courts are where Justice is dispensed with. (M.Twain)
Courtship is to marriage as a very witty prologue is to a dull play.
Courtship to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play. -- William Congreve
Cousin caterpillar-- seven pairs of legs for you
Cousins come from aunt holes!
Cousins marrying cousins makes for VERY tangled roots!
Cousins marrying cousins:  A non-branching family tree.
Cousins marrying cousins:  They ARE Rednecks!
Cousins marrying cousins:  VERY tangled roots!
Covek je jedna jebena stvar, narocito ako je zena
Covek je kao vino - Bolji je kad odlezi
Covek koji je sam svoj advokat, ima budalu za klijenta.
Covek treba da zivi posteno, ako ne moze bolje.
Covenant Keepers Inc. (Tulsa OK) - An Alternative to divorce!
Cover Me, I'm goin' In.
Cover for me, will you? - Homer Simpson
Cover her face; mine eyes dazzle:  she died young... - D. of Malfi
Cover her face; mine eyes dazzle; she died young. /Lestat
Cover him up before he stinks
Cover line on SELF magazine: Be An Optimist In Two Weeks
Cover me  -  I'm changing lanes
Cover me with honey and throw me to the women
Cover me, I'm changing lanes --Bumper Sticker
Cover me, I'm going in
Cover me.  I'm going to change from area now.
Cover me.  I'm going to change lanes.
Cover me.  I'm going to shoot this son of a bith!
Cover meI'm going to the stamp machine!
Cover my face as the animals die.
Cover old Bart then dart her tart
Cover old pete then grind her meat
Cover that lumber before you pump her
Cover up. Sisko
Cover you post then slice her roast
Cover your head, here comes those turtle doves again
Cover your limb before you swim
Cover your mouth when you sneeze! Tom scoffed.
Cover your peter it will be much neater
Cover your shame! -- Joel Robinson
Cover your stone before you bone
Cover your stump before you hump.
Cover your vein then drive her insane
Covered Walkways:  by  R. Kade(6)
Covered Walkways: R. Kade
Covered in hope and vaseline - NIN
Covered in hope and vaseline, ready to party!
Coverup?  What coverup?
Covet not your neighbor's ass; the IRS has a lien on it
Cow (n) A machine that makes grass palatable for humans
Cow Chip Throwing Contest: Professional Category for lawyers and politicians
Cow Miscarrys, now is Decaffinated!
Cow Tipping; Is that when you give your waiter a steak?
Cow disease is maddening !
Cow hearing his master's voice
Cow pats: pioneer frisbees.
Cow tag: This tag line is udderly ridiculous
Cow tag: This tag line is udderly ridiculous. &lt;g&gt;
Cow with 2 legs missing = Lean Beef.
Cow's breath attracts mosquitoes and tsetse flies!
Cow: A machine that makes grass fit for people to eat.
Cow: A machine that makes grass palatable for humans.
CowTipping Conference Moderator
Cowa Bunga, Dude
Cowa Bunga, Dude....
Cowabunga    I'll take the Marshmallow pizza
Cowabunga, dude! --Bart Simpson.
Coward, n. One who in an emergency thinks with his legs.
Coward, n.: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs
Coward, n.: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Coward.          A man who thinks with his legs.
Coward:  One who in thinks with his legs.
Coward: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his l
Coward: One who in thinks with his legs.
Cowards can never be moral.
Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare
Cowards put it in their pants
Cowards take hostages, Klingons do NOT.  - Worf
Cowards take hostages, Klingons do not.--Worf
Cowards! - Sulu
Cowards' funerals when they come, are not wept so well at home
Cowboy Jim's Original Red Hot Gunpowder Chili!
Cowboy Mike's Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce!
Cowboy Neal was at the wheel of the bus to never-ever land
Cowboy scoring drive: Cruising downtown, looking for babes
Cowboy v. biker: C'boy has it on the OUTSIDE of his boots
CowboyDos 4.0 - What the hell kinda command was THAT, pardner?
CowboyDos 4.1 - &lt;Y&gt;up &lt;N&gt;ope &lt;H&gt;ead 'em up and &lt;M&gt;ove 'em out!
Cowboys DO IT in herds
Cowboys DO IT on a horse.
Cowboys DO IT with cowpokes
Cowboys ain't easy to love
Cowboys ain't easy to love, and they're harder to hold
Cowboys ain't easy to love.....
Cowboys do it in herds.
Cowboys do it in the Saddle!
Cowboys do it on a horse.
Cowboys do it with cowpokes.
Cowboys do it with spurs on.
Cowboys handle anything horny.
Cowboys is Faggots!  --Sid Vicious
Cowboys stay in the saddle longer.
Cowgirls like to ride bareback.
Cows DO IT in leather.
Cows DO IT udderly
Cows In Orbit - The Herd Shot `Round The World
Cows are made from mooving parts.
Cows are sacred in India, in the US we have the homeless
Cows are vegetarians, let us eat beef.
Cows do it in leather.
Cows do it udderly.
Cows give more milk when you play mooed music for them!
Cows have lousy job security.
Cows in orbit - the herd shot round the world...
Cows in space - The herd shot round the world
Cows may come & cows may go, but the bull in this place goes on FOREVER!
Cows may come and cows may go, but the bull goes on forever.
Cows may come and cows may go, but the bull stays here FOREVER!!!
Cows may come, cows may go ... the BULL goes on forever!
Cows ride Space Shuttle - the herd shot round the world.
Cows turn themselves inside out all the time. - Officer, South Park
Cows wear bells because their horns don't work!
Coyote liberal: chews off three limbs, & still in trap!
Coyote, Wile E. Coyote.  Occupation: Genius - Wile E. Coyote
Coz we're never gonna survive unless, we get a little CRAZY :)
Cp/m - Program listing for "Look in the evening section."
Cpl. Paterson is a COWARD!
Cpu - C3po's mother.
Cpu time/usefulness ratio too high -- core dumped
Crab...?  You will be assimulated...  -Pollock of Borg
Crab: See, CFI
CrabApple...A balky Macintosh computer.
Crack White House staff has a special meaning these days
Crack baby crack, show me you're real
Crack gangs fill in forms for guns.... Sure
Crack hits the Old West - Tom
Crack hits the Old West... -- Tom Servo
Crack kills! Pull up your pants!
Crack kills!!  Pull up your pants Patrick Long!!!
Crack kills!! Pull up your pants @F!!!
Crack kills!! Pull up your pants Joel Caturia!!!
Crack kills!! Pull up your pants Orville Bullitt!!!
Crack that Whip! -- Devo
Crackdown: Lauren Order*
Cracken's Rebel Field Guide - By West End Games
Cracken's Rebel Operatives - By West End Games
Cracking: What the gutter press thinks all hackers do
Crackity Jacks! - Stimpy.
Crafty tonight Odo, aren't we. - Quark
Craig in beautiful Fresno, California
Craig oh Craig, wherefore art thou oh Craig?
Craig! Did you, or did you NOT order the Code Red?!?
Craig-O-Rama, The Craiginator, The Craig-Man, The Craigmeister.
Cram your mouth with T.J. Bearwitch cookies! Yum! - Crow
Crane operators have swinging balls.
Crane's Law:   There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
Cranial Input Error : Line Status Register 02
Cranial Rectalitis - the disease of being a butthead!
Cranial cavity filled with neutronic matter.  (Really dense.)
Cranio-rectally inverted.
Cranium - Place where large birds are kept
Crank - a man with a new idea until it succeeds. - Mark Twain
Crank up the station!  Shake the foundation!  Wake up the nation!
Crankiness... for me it's just as natural as morning
Crannnnnnberry sauce
Crap, I'm locked outta' my car
Crap, I'm locked outta' my car - Mike
Crap, I'm locked outta' my car. -- Mike Nelson
Crap.--Mulder
Crap:  What you'll find in a dyslexic fisherman's cooler.
Crape Diem. Just another shi??y day.
Crape diem........ bad day
Crapola--isn't that the brown crayon in the Crayola box?
Crappie - Not a sunfish found in a toilet
Crappie Derby Set For March
Crappie:  Not a sunfish found in a toilet.
Crapple...an Apple computer that craps out.
Crappy sight gags - Mike as wind demon blows
Crash (v) - Normal termination of a MicroSoft program
Crash Course In Brain Surgery
Crash Courses: Available For Those Who Wish To Drive QUICKLY
Crash Detection is now in Active Phase.  Ple*^#*n=*#yu
Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women
Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month. -- Wernher von Braun
Crash resistant tagline &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
Crash! (P)anic, (S)uicide, (K)ill bystanders?
Crash, crash, crash, crash, goodbye
Crashed?  But I wasn't even driving!
Crashed? I wasn't even driving.
Crashing Bestseller: One Rung Too Many by Blonde Falls.
Crashing is the only thing windows does quickly
Crash is a registered trademark of Micro$oft Corporation
Crawfish, Cajuns and beer. Heaven!
Crawfish, Cajuns, gumbo and Barq's...Heaven on earth!
Crawford told me, so it MUST be true!
Crawl across the street when light says "DON'T WALK" - Blonde Moments
Crawl back in your bottle of booze & pickle yourself. - Radar to Hawk
Crawl back under the rock you came from, Titus! - Jedite
Crawl right up on your knees - NIN
Crawl to begin. Triumph to complete. Renounce to leave.
Crawly bum-lick.-Neil   Tell it like it is.Put "Fascist Bullyboy"!-Rik
Cray - PC with an attitude
Cray Users do it in parallel.
Cray XM/P: No doze for your Windoze
Crayfish:  a lobster that couldn't SHELL to C:
Crayne's Law:  All computers wait at the same speed
Crayola just came out with a new color.  Michael White.
Crayola presents a new color! TARDIS BLUE!!!
Crayons can take you more places than starships. * Guinan
Crayons can take you to more places than a starship.
Crazed Techie Crossing
Crazed maniacs have super-human strength.
Crazee Edeee, his prices are INSANE!!!
Craziness has nothing to do with reality.
Crazy Horse didn't drink.
Crazy Horse wouldn't have made it as a veterinarian.
Crazy J & Erik Harris  Closet Apogee fans
Crazy Monkey Love
Crazy Sparky's.  Our prices are so low we're INSANE!!!
Crazy Straw (Syphon Soul)
Crazy as a loon.
Crazy as a loon; Crazy as all get out.
Crazy as all get out.
Crazy is a relative term in MY family.
Crazy is such a strong word,I prefer mentally over stimulated.
Crazy isn't so bad.  I could get used to this. -- Mary Campbell
Crazy me... That was my *sweeping* broom.  Witch Hazel
Crazy people are God's way of saying "dont get cocky"
Crazy way to travel.
Crazy, I'm going' Craaaz
Crazy: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
Crazy=elevator#:DO:elevator#+1:UNTIL almost#=top#-1:LOOP.
Crc-32 thc bcst crrcr ccrrcctccn
Cream Grapefruits: Firm curvy outside; Pink & Wet inside!
Cream cheese!  W-r-o-n-g!  Oops!  *BANG*  Dead! - Don Schanke
Cream chipped buffalo chips on toast! -
Cream isn't all that floats to the top.
Cream rises to the top - so do dead fish.
Cream rises to the top! Then again, so do dead fish.
Cream rises to the top... but then so does scum.
Cream rises to the top... so do dead fish.
Cream rises to the top......but then, so does scum
Cream rises to the top......so do dead fish.
Cream rises to the top...so does scum.
Cream rises to the top; but then, so does scum.
Cream rises to the topso do dead fish.
Create In Me a Clean Heart, O God; And Renew a Right Spirit Within Me !!
Create a better Voletrap & the Quadrant will beat a path to your door
Create a family, raise an army. - Doctor
Create a system any fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it
Create hyperinflation, become a millionaire
Create in me a clean heart, O God!
Create in me a pure heart, oh God, and grant a new spirit within me.
Create your own opportunity.  Blackmail a senior executive.
Create your own reality, or live in someone else's
Create your own reality: Be a Conservative!
Create your own reality: Be a Liberal!
Created by Female Gynecologists who knew what they were doing.
Created with only the finest hand crafted ASCII
Created with the No. 1 Rated HTML editor - "vi"
Created, Assimilated and Edited by Barry Blaes
Created, Assimilated and Edited by JACK BUTLER
Created, Assimilated, and Edited by DIRE WOLF (aka GORD MCLEOD)
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Creating Taglines is an artform stealing them is an obsession!
Creating a better future must begin with the ability to envision it.
Creating recipes is an artform... snaging all of them is an obsession!
Creation Scientists publish their research in the Enquirer.
Creation is a drug I can't do without.	Cecil B. DeMille
Creation or Evolution. Who cares? Get back to the subject.
Creation science
Creation science: Shoot an arrow, then paint a target around it.
Creation took *nine* days -- no other explanation accounts for cats.
Creation's deathless urge ever onward flows. -- Aether-Tongue
Creation: Soon to be only Official Canon conventions!
Creationism or Evolution? A lot like politics, ey?
Creationism--the belief that common sense is wrong.
Creationism:  Listening to reason with fingers in your ears
Creationism:  Never acknowledge your demonstrated errors
Creationism:  Pseudoscience that claims George W. Bush's resemblance to a chimpanzee is totally coincidental.
Creationism:  Snatching fantasy from the jaws of reality
Creationism:  Snatching fantasy from the jaws of reality
Creationism:  The "Maxwell Smart" of science.
Creationism:  cretinism augmented by an Alpha (a) and an Omega (o)
Creationism: Listening to reason with fingers in ears.
Creationism: Protozoa can't "pop into being," but a SUPREME BEING can.
Creationism: Snatching fantasy from the jaws of reality.
Creationism: The "Maxwell Smart" of science.
Creationism: The belief that common sense is wrong.
Creationism: Where faith is considered "evidence."
Creationism: futile wishful thinking by blind fanatics.
Creationism: listening to reason with your fingers in your ears
Creationism: the belief that common sense is wrong.
Creationist "evidence"?  Stop me if you've heard THIS one
Creationist Concrete: Bible says it, I believe it, that settles it.
Creationist Guru: A carnival sideshow geekster with simonized hair.
Creationist nonsense is redundant.
Creationist's Law: You only loose arguments to liberal fascists.
Creationist, 'eh?  So, when do the book burnings start?
Creationist, 'eh? Are you going to misquote me now or later?
Creationist, 'eh? Back to strong-arming schools boards again?
Creationist, 'eh? Now we've got to find someone fluent in stupid.
Creationist, eh?  Are you going to misquote me now or later?
Creationist, eh?  So, when do the book burnings start?
Creationist, eh? Are you going to misquote me now or later?
Creationist, eh? Back to strong-arming schools boards again?
Creationist, eh? Now we've got to find someone fluent in stupid.
Creationists are fossils in their own time.
Creationists create it deeper than you can wade through
Creationists fear evolution. Evolution's tough on genetic mistakes
Creationists have an uphill battle with the Bible
Creationists prove that not everyone evolves.
Creationists saying: Forget the facts I know what I know!
Creationists:  "Tired of thinking?  Quote the Bible."
Creationists:  If you can't recall the truth, make it up
Creationists:  Road kill on the Information Superhighway.
Creationists:  The louder we are, the righter we are
Creative Hamilton death #12: Squish head in vise, watch s
Creative Hamilton death #12: Squish head in vise, watch sewage leak out
Creative Hamilton death #12: Suffocate him with his infla
Creative Hamilton death #21: Citric Acid Enema
Creative Hamilton death #27: Take him skydiving, pack 'ch
Creative Hamilton death #27: Take him skydiving, pack 'chute with jello
Creative Tagline: Fill in the blank ________________.
Creative Writing:  Undetected plagiarism
Creative balderdash can be interesting for its own sake
Creative clutter is better than idle neatness
Creative daily specials, including select offerings of beef, foul, fresh vegetables, salads, quiche
Creative death #12: Squish head in vise, watch sewage leak out
Creative death #12: Suffocate him with his inflatable lover
Creative death #21: Citric Acid Enema
Creative imagination must stop well short of delirium. - Calvin Wells
Creative marketing:  15 doughnut shops next to 4 weight loss clinics...
Creative minds always have been known to survive any kind of bad training. - Anna Freud
Creative minds are seldom tidy.
Creative minds have always known to survive any kind of bad training.  - Anna Freud
Creative recipe: Fill in the blank ________________.
Creative suffering: A diet.
Creative tagline: Fill in the blanks ________________
Creative writing is fine, so long as it remains on topic. - T. Ellis
Creativity & Originality are irrelevant - Barney of Borg
Creativity + DEU + frustration = new Doom levels!
Creativity - Not referencing your sources.
Creativity Driver JOLTCOLA.SYS not found, artist halted
Creativity and Originality are irrelevant. --Barney of Borg
Creativity demands curiosity in the search for knowledge.
Creativity is a Spark of Life!
Creativity is a highfalutin word for the work I have to do between now and Tuesday.
Creativity is great but plagiarism is faster
Creativity is great but plagiarism is faster
Creativity is hiding your sources. -- Rein*Hagen
Creativity is inverse to experience
Creativity is no substitute for knowing what you are doing
Creativity is not always bred in an environment of tranquility; sometimes you have to squeeze a little to get the paste out of the tube
Creativity is really the structuring of magic
Creativity is the recombination of the elements of life.
Creativity is the result of a BOARD mind
Creativity never deserts you, YOU desert creativity
Creator not found:  (E)volve (S)in (P)arty ?
Creator of Quick FAQs!
Creature from the Gross Lagoon  - Tom on burn victim
Creature from the Gross Lagoon... -- Tom Servo
Creature of the Night
Creatures of the Galaxy - By West End Games
Credibility deficient.
Credibility is inversely proportional to level of management
Credit ... is the only enduring testimonial to man's confidence in man. 	-- James Blish
Credit card owner -- Member of the debt set
Credit cards are SO dangerous,,,every time I use one somebody starts chasing me with scissors!!
Credit cards are cool - Beavis.
Credit cards are cool - Beavis.
Credit cards are what's responsible for the mourning after.
Credit cards:  What you use when you learn money can't buy everything
Credit is a privilege, not a right!
Credit managers always collect.
Credit:  A clever financial trick that enables one to spend what he hasn't got.
Credit: Andrew Jackson, A.S.C * Crow: Old Hickory, A.S.C.
Credit:Akira Kitazaki * Tom:Known as ZACK to his friends
Creditor - A man who has a longer memory than a debtor
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
Credo, quia absurdum est. I believe, because it is absurd
Credulity is the man's weakness, but the child's strength. - C. Lamb
Creed of the Engineer: Measure with micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with axe. (Hope like hell.)
Creepy Girl! Be mine before Movie Sign! - Tom Servo sings
Creepy little monkey. --Simba
Cremated alive; what a way to go." - Scully (Hell Money)
Cremation Place: You Bang 'Em, We Flame 'Em!
Cremation is just pkzip for humans
Crescendo! 301.490.4775 410.792.7208 "a musical peak"
Cretin Family! Everyone's Against Me! - Ramones
Cretin.  Noun, see Surgeon General Elders, Joycelyn
Cretinist: a Creationist minus her Alpha and Omega.
Cretins do *NOT* bob up and down in soup!
Crew member is called by 1st name - drink!
Crew member is called by 1st name during sexual tension - 2 drinks!
Crewman @LN@, step on that rock! &lt;BOOM&lt; -- Captain Kirk
Crewman Green, step on that rock!
Crewman Green, step on that rock!  &lt;BOOM&gt;
Crewman Redshirt, step on that rock! &lt;BOOM&gt;
Crewman to Troi: "Wow! That felt great, SIR!"
Crewman, do I know you? - Uhura
Crewman, report to the lab! - Spock
Crewmember of The Southern Crescent,  1976 - 1979.
Crewmember, Southern Crescent, '76 - '79 (Eastern Division)
Cribbage - A baby's bedroom
Cricket is basically baseball on valium. - Robin Williams
Cricketers like to bowl a maiden over
Crickets do it by chirping until the temperature's right.
Crickets do it by rubbing their legs together.
Crickets. I hear crickets. Big crickets - Tom
Cries and screams are music to my ears. - Soundwave
Crime Control! Not Gun Control! NRA Membership (800)523-4NRA
Crime Control: 45ACP.  Crime Control Lite: 9mm +P
Crime Control: Fire a warning shot center mass.
Crime DOES pay - look at the White House
Crime DOES pay! Ask any politician!
Crime Definately Dosen't Pay......My Job is Definately a Crime
Crime Does Not Pay - by Laura Norder
Crime bill?  I thought we voted to jail Bill!
Crime causes gun control laws, gun control causes crime.
Crime control! Not gun control.
Crime does not pay - as well as politics.
Crime does not pay ... as well as politics. -- A. E. Newman
Crime does not pay ... as well as politics. One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye
Crime does not pay as well as politics and sports.
Crime does not pay as well as politics.
Crime does not pay! (At least not as well as politics)
Crime does not pay, as well as politics.
Crime does not pay, at least not as well as politics.
Crime does not pay... as well as politics.
Crime doesn't pay - unless you do it well.
Crime doesn't pay, but at least you're your own boss
Crime doesn't pay--unless you do it well.
Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?
Crime doesn't pay... anywhere near as well as politics
Crime doesn't pay... as well as politics
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
Crime doesn't pay....taxes.
Crime doesn't pay; neither does farming
Crime doesn't pay? Does that mean my job is a crime?
Crime down 50% and still 50 times higher than it should be
Crime frequently starts in the Mayor's Office
Crime frequently starts with liberal Democrats.
Crime has  increased steadily with sales of MS-DOS. Coincidence?
Crime has increased steadily with sales of MS-DOS.
Crime has increased steadily with sales of Windows 95. Coincidence?
Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
Crime is only a left-handed form of human endeavor.
Crime is the same as politics only without the excuses
Crime must pay, or politicians wouldn't seek re-election.
Crime pays unless your caught
Crime pays, primarily the legal profession.
Crime should be dealt with by armed citizens
Crime would not pay if the government ran it.
Crime wouldn't pay if it was operated by the government!
Crime wouldn't pay if it was run by the Government
Crime wouldn't pay if it were nationalized
Crime wouldn't pay if the Government ran it!
Crime wouldn't pay if the government rs = oxymoron
Crime wouldnt pay if it was operated by the government!
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs  I _LOVE_ Congress.
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs ... God, I love Congress!
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs ... God, I love Washington, D.C.
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs ... I _LOVE_ Congress
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs God, I love Congress
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs God, I love Washington, D.C
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs--God, I love Congress!
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs. Boy...I love Congress!
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs... God, I love Parliament.
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs... God, I love Washington, D.C.
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs....God, I love Congress
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, DrugsGod, I love Washington, D.C
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, and Drugs. Boy ... I love Congress
Crime, sex, alcohol, drugs... Ye gods, I love Congress!
Crime, sex, and bouncing checks...God, I love Congress!
Crime:  Law defines.  Police enforce.  Citizens prevent!
Crimes perpetrated by a multitude remain unavenged. - Lucan
Crimes sometimes shock us too much; vices almost always too little.
Crimes will be commited as long as criminals arn't
Criminal (n) One who gets caught
Criminal Groups Infiltrating Pot Farms - film at 11
Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy.
Criminal Lawyer is an oxymoron.
Criminal Lawyer is redundant
Criminal Lawyer, not an oxymoron
Criminal Lawyer--a redundancy
Criminal Lawyer....isn't that redundant?
Criminal Lawyer: a redundant expression
Criminal Lawyer? ... REDUNDANT!
Criminal justice means innocent until proven insane.
Criminal lawyer is redundant redundant.
Criminal lawyer.  A rather precise description?
Criminal lawyer.  Isn't that redundant?
Criminal lawyer.....isn't that redundant?
Criminal lawyer?  Isn't that redundant?  Or just a double
Criminal lawyers:  Sounds redundant, doesn't it?
Criminal:  One who gets caught.
Criminal:  The poor guy who gets caught
Criminal:  someone who gets caught.
Criminal: One who gets caught.
Criminal: The poor guy who gets caught.
Criminal: one who gets caught.
Criminals LOVE gun control - makes their job safer.
Criminals LOVE gun control, it makes their job much easier.
Criminals LOVE gun control--makes there job easier.
Criminals Who Got Away By Ida Donnit II
Criminals acquire guns illegally no matter how many laws there are!
Criminals acquire guns illegally regardless
Criminals and liberals want an unarmed populace.  Coincidence or not?
Criminals and tyrants want an unarmed populace.
Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot -Batman
Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot.
Criminals are more afraid of bullets than they are of laws
Criminals beget Criminals! Stop crime, cut their "You-know-whats" off!
Criminals can't repeat the crime if they're dead. Capital punishment!
Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men. - George Bernard Shaw
Criminals look for victims, not adversaries
Criminals love gun control -- It makes their job easier
Criminals love unarmed victims - NRA member T-Shirt, 1995
Criminals never have:  An NRA membership card, or gunshop receipts!
Criminals prefer unarmed victims. -- Common Sense and Common Fact
Criminals say "sorry", but they REALLY mean, "I'm sorry I got caught!"
Criminals should really always die because of lead poisoning
Criminals usually overlook gun control laws
Criminies!  Stupid Clones!  I Really Miss My Mac. -- Tom Servo
Cringe and scream something like "Not in the face!"? - Carmelita, Tick
Cringe with fear, violate the unbroken seal of Hell
Crinkly-nosed Barbie dolls don't seem Odo's type, I agree. - Anna S
Cripes I wish I knew what I was doin !!!!
Cripes!  I've turned her into a sleeztak! -- Crow T. Robot
Cripes, Saddam, I thought you said SHORT oil!
Cripes, we're trying to eat here! - Flies
Cripes, we're trying to eat here!- Flies      Ren & Stimpy
Cripes.  How many hutches do they need?
Cripes.  How many hutches do they need? -- Mike Nelson
Crippleware. Windows NT: The network server that doesn't Windows
Crippleware: paya da fee, or we's breaka ya legs!
Crippleware? Market It Yourself!
Crises refine life. In them you discover what you are
Crises when they occur have one advantage, they force us to think
Crisis has been averted. Everything is super! - Sector 7G Voice
Crisis management works beautifully until an actual crisis occurs.
Crisis management works until an actual crisis occurs.
Crisis, n. - When you can't say "Let's forget the whole thing."
Crisis:  When your fortune cookie contradicts your horoscope
Crisis: The times that try men's souls.
Crisis: When a fortune cookie contradicts your horoscope.
Crispy Baby Toe Baskets Now On Sale - $1.99 Basket w/Coke. - BATF
Crispy outside, tender inside.
Critic, n.: A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries to please him. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Critical Mass:  38 years of liberals in Congress.
Critical Mass:  liberal's Political Correctness
Critical error. Place sacrifice at keyboard to continue.
Critical error: (S)hout, (S)mash, (B)uy a mac.
Critical mass:  Religious service for book & film reviewers
Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship.
Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship.  -- Zeuxis
Criticism is prejudice made plausable. -H.L. Mencken
Criticism is prejudice made plausible
Criticism is prejudice made plausible. - Henry Louis Mencken
Criticism strips the tree of both caterpillars and blossoms.
Criticism's strength lies in the weakness of the thing criticised.
Criticize feminism in law journals, risk label of anti-woman
Criticize me all you want, but listen to me first!
Criticize me! -Rush
Criticizing an egg is a lot easier than laying one
Criticizm is inversely proportionate to understanding
Critics are little old ladies of both sexes.
Critics may DO IT constructively, usually not
Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.
Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pa
Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?  -- Socrates' last words
Critters are eating books, leaving behind crittercisms
Crno vino, crne oci, sve je crno, oko mene
Crnogorko, crnogorko, najlepsa djevojko! :&gt;
Croatia is free, said Tom acerbically.
Crock pot in microwave = Cook in normal amount of time?
Crockery - Artistic medium of the politician
Croco-Borg Dundee: You call that a spaceship? THIS is a spaceship!
CrocoBorg Dundee: G'day mate! Assimilate another shrimp o
CrocoBorg Dundee: G'day mate! Assimilate another shrimp on the barbie!
Crocodile + Abalone = Crocabalone
Crocodile Dundee:  by  Ali Gator
Croll's Query: If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?
Crom laughs at your god.  Laughs from his mountain
Crom! Grant me revenge...if not...TO HELL WITH YOU!
Cromwell, I charge thee, fling away ambition: By that sin fell the angels. - William Shakespeare
Crone, Crone, Old of bone, Sickle in your hand
Cronenberg's remake of "The Fly," rated "G" for "Gross-out."
Crooks love gun control. It gives them unarmed victims!
Croooooow &lt;that's with one O&gt;.
Crop Circles:  The work of a cereal killer?
Cropp's Law:  The amount of work done varies inversly with the time spent in the office
Crosis of Borg - Smurf, hit on head with mallet, death is immediate.
Cross Count Dracula and Lee Iacoca and what do you get?  AUTOEXEC.BAT
Cross Lassie with cantalope; get meloncollie baby.
Cross Lee Iacocca & Count Dracula: get autoexec.bat.
Cross Lee Iacocca with a vampire: AUTOEXEC.BAT
Cross Your Heart, the bra that lifts and separates. -Playtex
Cross a Bull Terrier and a Shih-Tzu and get ... Oh, forget it!
Cross a Bull terrier with a Shih Tsu and get a... Aw, just forget it!
Cross a Cow with a chicken and you get EggNog!
Cross a Dinosaur with a Pig and you get Jurassic Pork
Cross a Pig and Dinosaur and get Jurassic Pork!
Cross a Tagline and a tribble? You get a full HD...
Cross a baby with a nursery and get a bawl room.
Cross a cheetah with a skunk & you get a stink you can't run away from
Cross a dentist with a boat and you'll get a tooth ferry.
Cross a dentist with a boat?  That's a tooth ferry
Cross a dog with a chicken and you'll get pooched eggs.
Cross a lawyer with a blonde?  There are things even a blonde won't do!
Cross a policeman with a telegram - and get Copper wire
Cross a tagline and a tribble?  You get a full HD
Cross a vegetable with a lawyer and you get an artichoke with no heart
Cross an Aussie with a Satanist, get a Tasmanian Devil Worshipper
Cross an Indian with a cow and get a Geronimoo.
Cross an elephant with a Volkswagen  get a little car with a big trunk
Cross an elephant with a beaver  and get a Hoover Dam
Cross an elephant with a dairy cow and get Peanut butter.
Cross an elephant with a duck and light bulb & get a huge electric bill
Cross an elephant with a frisbee - and get a hernia
Cross an elephant with a kangaroo  and get big dents in the ground
Cross an elephant with a mouse  get very large holes in the
Cross an elephant with a sheep  get enough wool to knit a skyscraper
Cross an elephant with a skunk  and get very few friends
Cross an evangelist with a hockey puck and get a puck that saves itself
Cross ball points with coat hangers so they multiply.
Cross between Country music and Rap music--CRAP!
Cross between a Vulcan and a Tribble?  Fuzzy logic.
Cross between the Borg and Dr. McCoy - "He's irrelevant, Jim."
Cross channeling power to shields
Cross country connections may be unreli...%$#@& - NO HARRIER
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country --sw
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - s.w.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. -- Steve Wright
Cross in the ceiling.  -Norwegian saying
Cross my fingers for me! CRACK That's gonna hurt come winter! - Grampa
Cross my heart and hope to die
Cross my heart and hope to die,but the needle's already in my eye - NIN
Cross my heart and hope to die.  Ferrets choke me if I lie.
Cross my legs and hope to die - Blonde Moments
Cross our fingers and hope Dave's granny
Cross over to Cats
Cross oyster with owl, get pearls of wisdom.
Cross poison ivy and a four-leaf clover, and you'll get a rash of good luck
Cross posted from alt.slick.willie.tax.tax.tax.
Cross river *THEN* insult alligator.
Cross stitchers are x-rated
Cross the gay mafia and they'll criticise your curtains
Cross this line, I dare you. Okay, cross THIS line. Er
Cross your feet.  We only have three nails.
Cross your legs Robert! You can see the squirrel! - Crow
Cross your legs we only brought three nails.
Cross your legs!  We only have three nails.
Cross-Posted from ALT.RAP.SUX.YO.YO.YO.DADDY
Cross-Stitching forever, Housework whenever!!!
Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Cross-country skiing is great in small countries.
Cross-eyed mosquitos and bow-legged ants
Cross-eyed teachers can't control their pupils
Cross-linked thoughts found. Run CHKMIND to correct the problem
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Cross-posted from alt.fan.rush_limbaugh to alt.fan.Eugene_McCarthy.
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Cross-referencing your code is screaming "Jesus Christ!" as it crashes
Cross-stichers never die - they just run out of thread
Cross-word players do it crossly.
Cross-word players do it horizontally and vertically.
CrossCountry skiing is great if u live in a small country
Crossbar (n.): a drinking establishment with an attitude
Crossbows don't kill people, Quarrels kill people.
Crossbows don't kill people.  Quarrels do
Crosscountry runners do it in open fields.
Crossed Swords INC. - Twice as sharp as the other guys
Crossed Swords INC., Our weapons are twice as sharp - Darkwood
Crossed a pickle with a bordello, and got a "house of dill repute."
Crossing Lee Iacocca and a vampire: AUTOEXEC.BAT
Crossing Lee Iacocca and a vampire: AUTOEXEC.BAT
Crossing Lee Iacocca with a vampire equals AUTOEXEC.BAT.
Crossing Lee Iacocca with a vampire would give AUTOEXEC.BAT.
Crossing Rivers - By Bridget Fast
Crossing every ocean, for the sake of locomotion
Crossing the road is irrelevant.  The chicken will be assimilated.
Crossover/Mirror-Mirror Worf : "Ouch! I got a paper cut!"
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Crossposting, as an issue, is a Feminist red-herring. --Peter Zohrab
Crossroad ahead - better humor it.
Crossroads, a place where ghosts reside--Jim Morrison
Crotch Cops - Crow on odd camera angle
Crotch cam! I'm huge! - Crow
Crow - I take it the movie was not about him.-Earth vs. the Spider
Crow : Oh, Mittens.  Have you been eating gerbils again?
Crow T. Baby!  Talk to me! -- TV's Frank
Crow T. Robot (whispering to Tom Servo): "Dickweed!"
Crow T. Robot: Crying Game? The chick had a d--! * Mike: HEY!!!!
Crow T. Robot: I wanna decide who lives and who dies!
Crow T.: COPS is filmed on location in a Winchells donut shop
Crow T.: Come on! Make with the kitten!
Crow T.: Commie scat!
Crow T.: He'll have some exciting vacation snaps
Crow T.: I fell, pell mell, for Kim Cattrall!
Crow T.: She looks like a Romulan
Crow T.: We hope we've touched you with some of our evilness
Crow T.: Would you quit being evil over my shoulder?
Crow Teeee Robot - Mike
Crow called me a 'sweat beetle/dickweed' - Tom Servo
Crow started my own fan club. -- Tom Servo
Crow!  Where's your costume? -- Mike Nelson
Crow!  Would you just find the secret button? -- Mike Nelson
Crow! Where's your costume?
Crow! Where's your costume?! - Mike
Crow! Would you just find the secret button?
Crow! You gotta snap outta Shatner - Joel
Crow's teaching me to perserveer - Tom
Crow's teaching me to persevere -- Tom Servo
Crow, I don't get you.    What's not to get?
Crow, I think you missed the point of the exercise. -- Mike
Crow, could you be a dear & get that? -Joel on movie sign
Crow, could you be a dear and get that? -- Joel Robinson
Crow, it's a key lock! - Tom
Crow, it's a key lock! -- Tom Servo
Crow, kill him!  Kill him! -- Tom Servo
Crow, that's *not* Huggy Bear! -- Tom Servo
Crow, that's NOT Huggy Bear - Tom
Crow, thats *not* your mother
Crow, thats *not* your mother -- Mike Nelson
Crow, thats NOT your mother - Mike
Crow, you are out there, man. -- Joel Robinson
Crow, you don't *have* loins
Crow, you don't *have* loins -- Mike Nelson
Crow, you don't HAVE loins - Mike
Crow, you get the photo album - Gypsy during fire drill
Crow, you're so camp yo make me want to throw up! -- Joel
Crow:   Ah, you got, uh, D-cup or some, or, uh, DECAF!  DECAF!
Crow:  Hey!  Inter-species dating is not allowed!
Crow:  Hey, if she runs up there we can see up her skirt again!  Wooo!
Crow:  So am I.  I need a stronger waistband.
Crow:  Uh, boss, I checked myself in the shower this morning. I'm fine
Crow:  Uh, uh, save that for the adult children meeting, OK?
Crow:  Wow.  She's PMSing big-time.
Crow:  You guys talkin' about my butt?
Crow:  You're right.  I'm ashamed.  Spank me.
Crow: "Hey, hey!  Cross your legs, Robert--you can see the squirrel."
Crow: "Hey, look at the prow on *that* steamer!  Let's climb aboard!"
Crow: "I'm long."   JOEL: "You think he's long?  Try me.  Longest."
Crow: "If it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down?"
Crow: "Is it all right if I pull over first?"
Crow: "Let's put crap in our hand and throw it at people!"
Crow: "Man, my corn is as high as an elephant's eye!"
Crow: "Not if you do it right ..."
Crow: "Oh look, they're making a kotex commercial."
Crow: "Oh, I'm a robot I can't say kotex!"
Crow: "Oh, great, kid, ya just fingered Kris Kringle!"
Crow: "Spankin' time!"
Crow: "Thanks, mom ... nice caboose ... What am I saying?"
Crow: "Tommy calls many men 'father!'"
Crow: "Uh, Bite me please."
Crow: (As Lugosi) Now I'll go to Victoria's Secret!
Crow: (Green Acres theme) The Chores! * Tom: The Hell?!?
Crow: (as Santa) I say, "Bite me."  Ho ho!  I'm kidding of course!
Crow: (hums) Duh...duh...(thinks) What does THAT mean?!?
Crow: (on odd girl) It's Exene! * Mike: No, it's Vanity!
Crow: (on rocket) Its a V2 * Tom: I coulda' had a V8!
Crow: (on the Polar Bear Club) Let's talk about shrinkage, shall we?
Crow: (space scene) I saw bubbles! * Tom: Who's bubbles?
Crow: A Title Sequence Named Desire * Tom: Stella!
Crow: A brain! * Joel: A home! * Tom: Da'nerve!
Crow: Ah, splendor in the leaves.  Tom Servo: Mm-hmm.
Crow: Ahh, Eyeball * Tom: It's JONDOR
Crow: All done washing and wiping!
Crow: Alone at last!  Oh you're the man for me!
Crow: And the first number is... * Mike: 65!
Crow: Beautiful * Mike: Dare I say fantastic?
Crow: Ben!  Put some pants on!
Crow: Bridge on River Kwai * Tom: Kwai did you say that?
Crow: Caca * Gypsy: Booby * Crow: Underpants * Tom: Dufus
Crow: Crying Game? The chick had a d... * Mike: HEY!!!!
Crow: Cuddling in the afterglow? * Tom: Check!
Crow: Ding-a-ling * Gypsy: Groove thing * Tom: Dickweed
Crow: Don't go in there!  There's no fan!  Oh
Crow: Dung beetles!
Crow: Eddie Van Halen! * Mike: No it's Valerie Bertinelli
Crow: Fey acting! * Mike: Flamboyant prancing!
Crow: Gypsy? * Gypsy: Richard!
Crow: He's being stalked by Depeche Mode * Mike: Ugghh!
Crow: Hey we have to drink from that water!
Crow: Hey!  That's dirty!
Crow: Hooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!  That feels GO-O-O-OOD!
Crow: Hot patooty! * Tom: Hoi Palloi!
Crow: How come they all looked when he said "Dad?"
Crow: I get a weird feeling when I shimmy up this rope.
Crow: I saw APE Vigoda * Tom: Somethings FISHy about that
Crow: I wet 'em!
Crow: I'll bet this was made in Canada * Tom: Qui!
Crow: Impotence? * Tom: Oh yeh!
Crow: It doesn't take Fellini to figure this one out.
Crow: It's Fran Liebowitz! * Mike: Not writing
Crow: Japanese kids kinda gamey * Tom: Yeh, stringy
Crow: Jealous * Mike: I AM not! * Crow: Are too!
Crow: Joe Besser * Tom: Curly Joe Dorita
Crow: Kim's having my fantasy about her.   JOEL: Oh, woooow.
Crow: Let's see here... "GWM seeks leather man..."
Crow: Looks like APE nuts! * Tom: Sounds painful!
Crow: Looks like this movie comes equipped with airbags!
Crow: Mike! No! * Mike: I have to relieve the pressure
Crow: Mins! * Tom: Secs! * Crow: Mins! * Tom: Secs!
Crow: More dynamite! * Tom: Right, more dynamite
Crow: Mud butler! * Tom: Sob sister!
Crow: My neglege!
Crow: NOT THE TWIST & CREAM! * Tom: That's 'creme'
Crow: Nice tattoo * Tom: Herve Villaichese
Crow: Niner. Woozle. Steiner * Tom: Frankenheimer
Crow: No, I wasn't pretending I was a playmate!
Crow: No, not in front of us, please!
Crow: Oh no! Edith Prickley's nude! * Mike: Ugh!
Crow: Oh, I've heard about this kind of behavior.
Crow: Oh, neat, he invented the quiver!   TOM:  So did *she*!  Woooo!
Crow: Okay now -- whose breasts are bigger in this scene?
Crow: Ominous in here * Mike: A little TOO ominous
Crow: On the set of Old Gringo * Tom: No one'll find 'em
Crow: One of those rye chews? * Tom: Blue suede chews
Crow: Ooooohhh yeah!
Crow: Over here, boys, I got the poop on 'im.
Crow: Part of me still works * Tom: What part?
Crow: Premature ejaculation innuendo? * Tom: Yep!
Crow: Servo, drink this * Tom: Okay!
Crow: Servo, you don't have a mother * Tom: Noo! Waahaha!
Crow: Servo? * Tom: Roger!
Crow: Sheep Thrills?!  Joel: Well, to each his own.
Crow: Shelly Winters * Joel: She's playing the building
Crow: Shelly bought it * Tom: But WE paid for it!
Crow: So I sing you to sleep, after the lovin'.
Crow: Stupid boy! * Tom: In color!
Crow: Sunshine & laughter * Tom: Bunnies & kittens
Crow: Sven? * Tom: Ya, Ole?
Crow: Take a bullet?! * Mike: Yeh, from the assassin
Crow: Thank you, Feces!
Crow: That better be beer!
Crow: That's dirty!
Crow: That's his mom?
Crow: The intrigue thickens * Mike: I can't look away
Crow: The nuckles! * Tom: The back of the knees!
Crow: There came unto me, a thought * Tom: Ya?
Crow: They're going to need a Tucks pad the size of Tokyo.
Crow: Think of all the burritos they sell in this town!
Crow: This looks like Close Encounters of the Turd Kind.
Crow: This thing comes in real clear!
Crow: This week on Masterpiece Theater  * Tom: Huh!?
Crow: Tissue paper!  Tissue paper!
Crow: Too stupid to live * Tom: Too young to die
Crow: Try turning the knob  Tom: Looks like HE's the knob
Crow: Uh, honey, I'm ready again.
Crow: Uh, this time don't make so much noise when you read.
Crow: What a brilliant bon mote * Mike: Very witty
Crow: What was that waiters name? * Bots: Jean Luc!
Crow: What's a Wadsworth? * Joel: Oh, about $2.25
Crow: What's a pod bay? * Tom: About two pounds!
Crow: What's brown & sounds like a bell? * Tom:Robo drops
Crow: Which idiot? * Joel: There's so many
Crow: While you're out, get me a Dove bar!  And some smack!
Crow: Who told you that about Tom?
Crow: Will Rogers Institute * Mike: Roy Rogers Institute
Crow: Yes, it's prostitutes on ice!
Crow: You just can't keep that guy away from the farm animals.
Crow: You saw Jesus? * Tom: Yeh, real nice guy
Crow: You smell like rain * Mike: Why thank you!
Crow: You've got a nice flat... er, apartment.
Crow: [as Gila]:  Time to drain the lizard!
Crow: [as Godzilla]: That's not my tail.
Crow:(2 girls sleeping)Bookends * Joel:He's the librarian
Crow:Bert I.Goron  Joel:Bert I.GORDON!  Tom:Goron? Heheh!
Crow:Drinking a Slurpee too fast  Tom:Ice cream body hate
Crow:That new guy, the black Carson * Joel:Arsenio Hall?
Crow:What don't I know my butt from? A hole in the ground
Crow:You went to college? * Mike:Actually it was Vo-Tech
Crowd Control, by General Panic.
Crowd screaming, "More, more more!"
Crowdburst:  mutual orgasm at an orgy
Crowdini!  Robot Ruler of the Underworld! -- Tom Servo
Crowds would be OK if it weren't for all the people!
Crowley ala Beavis " Do what thou wilt be the whole of my butt"
Crowley: Every man and every woman is a star.
Crown Prince of the Crown Royal
Crows caw, and a nasty noise it is, too. - Sally Springett
Crows everywhere are equally black.  - Chinese Proverb
Crows! My bretheren! - Crow
Crpld Tagln.  For the full version... PLEASE REGISTER!
Crucifiction Party! ..wait for it!
Crucifixes are sexy because there's a naked man on them. -- Madonna
Crucifixion's a bad way to kill yourself. You can't get that last nail in
Crucifixion: hanging out in the truest form.
Crucifixion?   For a first offense, yeah!
Crucifixion? Yeah. Ok take one cross each and line up to the left
Crucify - Tori Amos
Crucify the so called Lord, He soon shall fall to me
Crude Outdated Boring Obsolete Language
Crude and Boorish. - A great act. - Hawkeye
Crude and slow, Clansman. - Ramirez
Crude, Lewd & Unappealing...and that's just your dog!
Crude, immoral, vulgar and senseless &lt;Tolstoy on &lt;Shakespeare&gt;&gt;
Crude, immoral, vulgar, and senseless.
Crude, immoral, vulgar, senseless - but oh, what fun!
Cruel and unusual implies torture.
Cruelty and fear shake hands together
Cruelty is the abuse of power, evil is it's refinement
Cruelty is the vice most natural to a dull mind.
Cruicfy him... - Thulsa Doom
Cruickshank's Law #1: We have met the enemy; in fact, we elected him.
Cruickshank's Law #4: The only game that can't be rigged is peekaboo.
Cruickshank's Law #6: Never argue with the bouncer.
Cruikshank's Observation: We have met the enemy, in fact we elected him
Cruisin -- Vixen
Cruisin' @ 899,942,400,000 furlongs / fortnight
Cruisin' the Net, 300 bps, wearin' a hat.
Cruising at 14,400 bps V42bis
Cruising at Warp 3
Cruising for chicks on the information superhighway
Cruising in and out of reality
Crunch. Crackle. Crunch - Tom as guy touches girls hair
Crunchy Frog: We Enforce Anarchy
Crunchy Granola, edible piano??
Crunchy on the outside! Chewy on the inside! Bug & Bran!
Crunchy, Raw, Unboned Real Dead Frog.
Crunchy, raw, un boned, real, dead frog!
Crusades, Spanish Inquisition, Watergate. --Q
Crush Rush.
Crush The Opposition. --Luke 10:19
Crush our competition, become a monopoly, and serve you better.
Crush, grate, chop, puree? Baby you got it all! - Tom
Crushed By The Wheels Of Industry (Woo Woo!) - Heaven 17
Crusher and Troi, see the Vogon at the airlock
Crusher can't contain constant crisis child condition.
Crusher gets more shrill with each passing year -- Q
Crusher gets more shrill with each passing year. -Q to Picard
Crusher gets more shrill with every passing year. --Q
Crusher: Worf, have you seen Wesley?   Worf: No, I haven'\
Crusher: Worf, have you seen Wesley?   Worf: No, I haven't! &lt;BURRP!&gt;
Crusher: Worf, have you seen Wesley?   Worf: No, I haven't.
Crusher: Worf, have you seen Wesley?   Worf: No, I haven't. &lt;BURP!&lt;
Crusher: Worf, have you seen Wesley? ... Worf: No, I have
Crusher: Worf, you seen Wesley? Worf: I haven't. &lt;BURP&gt;
Crusin along in my automobile. My baby beside me
Crusing for chicks on the information superhighway
Crusoe got everything done by Friday. Can you?
Crusty the Clown for President.
Cry  havoc, and let loose the cubes of Borg!
Cry "Assimilate," and let loose the cubes of Borg!
Cry "Bother!" and let slip the four Poohs of the Apocalypse
Cry "Bother" , and loose the hounds of Pooh
Cry "Bother" and let loose the four Poohs of the Apocalypse...
Cry "Cheeble" and let slip the guinea pigs of war!!
Cry "Crunch!" and let loose the frogs of war
Cry "Dook, Dook", and let slip the four ferrets of war!
Cry "ECHO!" and let slip the dogs of mail!
Cry "FUBS!" and let slip the worms of book!
Cry "RIBBIT!"  And let slip the frogs of war!
Cry "Ribbid" and loose the Frogs of War!
Cry "Santhemum!" and loose the Florists of War!
Cry "YATI!", and let slip the nitpickers of war!
Cry "ham hock" and let slip the hogs of war!
Cry "havoc!" and let slip the Kats of e-mail
Cry "ribbit" and let slip the frogs of war!
Cry 'BANANA!' and let slip the clowns of war!
Cry 'havoc!' and let slip the dogs of war.  J.C. 3.1.274
Cry *squeak* and let loose the ferrets of war!
Cry Assimilate, and let loose the cubes of Borg!
Cry Bajora!, and let slip the Orbs of war!
Cry Bill Blass! and let slip the togs of yore
Cry Bother and call forth the four Poohs of the Apocalypse!
Cry Bother and let loose the four Poohs of the Apocalypse...
Cry Bother and let slip the Poohs of war!
Cry Cheeble! and let loose the hamsters of war!
Cry Cheeble! and let slip the Hamsters of War!!
Cry Dreary! and let's quoth the raven, nevermore
Cry ECHO! and let slip the dogs of mail.
Cry FUBS and let loose the Fidopuppies of War.  :^)
Cry FUBS and let lose the fidopuppies of War!
Cry HAVOK!  No, no, Henoch, not you.  Now, now, don't cry
Cry Ha'Vok and let slip the Vulcans of war!
Cry Havoc and loose the dogs of ditto- P.J. O'Rourke
Cry Havoc! And let loose the dogs of war!
Cry Havoc! And let slip the taglines of war!  W. Tagspeare
Cry Havoc!!! And Let Loose The Dogs Of War!
Cry Havoc... and let slip loose the dogs of war! --Chang
Cry Havok!!  and let slip the dogs of war!
Cry MALOX! and let slip the chili dogs of war!
Cry Mr. Christian! and let slip the flogs of war
Cry NOT!  Lest the chocolate melt.
Cry RIBBETT!!! And let slip the Frogs of War!
Cry Ribbit! and let slip the frogs of war!
Cry SQUEAK and let loose the four ferrets of the apocalypse.
Cry Shhhh! and slip quietly out the Dragon's door..
Cry Soooo-Eeeee, and let slip the hogs of war..
Cry Tim-ber! and let slip the logs of war
Cry Up Spirits! and let's sip the grogs of war..!
Cry Wol - By Al Armist
Cry Wolf:  by  Al Armist
Cry Wolf: Al Armist
Cry as much as you like, Youta, cry. Today you tried so hard. -Ai
Cry baby cry...as I'm walking out the door.
Cry cry..whimper...a color code has been changed, I'll su
Cry ham hock!, and let slip the hogs of war!
Cry havoc and let slip the Kats of war! -- Shakespeare
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of e-mail!
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! -- General Chang
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! -- Shakespeare
Cry havoc!  And let slip the cows of war!
Cry havoc!  And let slip the dogs of Genevieve Neyland!
Cry havoc!  Let slip the dogs of war!
Cry havoc! And let slip the cows of war!
Cry havoc! and let slip the dogs of email.
Cry havoc, and let loose the cubes of Borg!
Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!
Cry heard during Hockey Player sex: "PUCK ME, BABY, PUCK ME!!!!!"
Cry heard during hockey player's foreplay: "PUCK ME, BABY, PUCK ME!"
Cry on someone else's shoulder, I'm off-duty.  Troi
Cry to me, cry to me, who's the crybaby now/Cry to me...   Utopia 
Cry to me,those were your very words/You said cry to me...  Utopia 
Cry wolf, and expect me to believe you.
Cry, "Bother!" and let loose the four Poohs of the Apocalypse.
Cry, "ECHO!" and let slip the dogs of E-mail.
Cry, "Ribbit!" and let slip the frogs of war!
Cry, "Shhhh!" and slip quietly out the dragon's door
Cry, "Soooo-Eeeee!" and let slip the hogs of war!
Cry, @S and let loose the four @Ns of the Apocalypse
Cry, @S! and let slip the @Ns of war!
Cry, Bother and let loose the four @Fs of the Apocalypse
Cry, Bother! and let slip the @Fs of war!
Cry, Shhhh! and slip quietly out the Dragon's door
Cry,"Bother!" and let loose the four Poohs of the Apocalypse.
Cry. For the children. Walk..carefully in the Vault of Tomorrow. - Spock
Crying Game? The chick had a d- Crow T. Robot
Crying back to conciousness the coldness grips my skin -RUSH
Crying doesn't help either
Crying over spilled CONDENSED milk would be useful.
Crying:  strengthens immune system by cleansing impurities.
Crying: refuge of plain women; the ruin of pretty ones
Crying: strengthens immune system by cleansing impurities
Cryogenicists are absolute Zeros
Cryonics - many are culled but few are frozen
Cryonics: many are culled, few are frozen!
Crypt disclaimer: Sorry Holmes, finger slipped!
Cryptographers do it secretly.
Cryptography is working on it, sir. - Uhura
Cryptoplate - License plates that can't be deciphered at a red light.
Cryptosporidia - The bug that made Milwaukee famous
Crystal Gravy - Now you can SEE your meat.
Crystal balls aren't really very productive.
Crystal balls aren't very productive
Crystalline Entity(R), the finest name in chandeliers
Crystallographers DO IT with groups
Crystallographers do it with groups.
Crystals... the microwave of religion
Cthulhu & Exon in '96 - why vote for the *lesser* evils?
Cthulhu '96!   Vote for The Old Party, and they'll *END ALL* problems!
Cthulhu '96! This time, why vote for the lesser of two evils?
Cthulhu '96! Vote for The Ancient Party, and they'll *END ALL* problems.
Cthulhu '96! Vote for The Elder Party, and they'll end ALL problems.
Cthulhu '96! Vote for The Old Party, and they'll *END ALL* problems!
Cthulhu '96-This time, why vote for the lesser of two evils?
Cthulhu *loves* mankind . . . BROILED!
Cthulhu 93: A Thousand Points of Fright!
Cthulhu C'thuckth!
Cthulhu Calls
Cthulhu Calls - using 2 cans and a string.
Cthulhu Calls - using AT&T
Cthulhu Calls - using ClearTel.
Cthulhu Calls - using ITI.
Cthulhu Calls -- using ClearTel.
Cthulhu Calls -- using ITI.
Cthulhu Calls -- using Postlink
Cthulhu Cthucklth!
Cthulhu Cthucklth, but doesn't Cthwallow.
Cthulhu Cthucks.
Cthulhu Express, when it absolutely has to be an eldritch horror.
Cthulhu Express: When it absolutely, positively has to be turned
Cthulhu Express: when it absolutely has 2 be an eldritch horror.
Cthulhu Fhtagn!
Cthulhu For President. Why settle for the lesser evil?
Cthulhu Lhunchtihme Shpeshial! Phish ahnd Cheehps!
Cthulhu Matata!
Cthulhu Said It, I believe It, And That Settles It.
Cthulhu Saves (he may get hungry later!)
Cthulhu Saves ... The bones, that is.
Cthulhu Saves!  He might be hungry later, after all.
Cthulhu Saves! - Campus Crusade for Cthulhu.
Cthulhu Saves!... In case It's hungry later....
Cthulhu Saves.  He might get hungry later.
Cthulhu Saves... in case he's hungry later!
Cthulhu Saves... the bones, that is.
Cthulhu Saves..... In case it's hungry later
Cthulhu Saves....in case he gets hungry later.
Cthulhu Saves...for when he's really hungry
Cthulhu Saves..In case it's hungry later...
Cthulhu Savesin case he gets hungry later.
Cthulhu Savesthe bones, that is.
Cthulhu Tequila!  This Time The Worm Eats You!
Cthulhu Tequila...the Worm Eats You.
Cthulhu Tequila: at the end, the worm swallows you!
Cthulhu Wrangler: Marlon Perkins.
Cthulhu and Exon in '96 - why vote for the *lesser* evils?
Cthulhu and Hastur and Nyarlathotep, Oh my!
Cthulhu and Nuitari and Bane, oh my!
Cthulhu attended the Olympics.  He likes fast food!
Cthulhu awakens in 24 hours.  Have a nice day.
Cthulhu c'thucks! _Our_ Moderator SAVED this Conference!
Cthulhu calls collect with 1-800-CTHULHU: it's free for him and unspeakable for you!
Cthulhu calls collect, and dials down the center: 1-800-CTHULHU.
Cthulhu calls his shots.
Cthulhu calls on his Verizon cell phone and asks, "Can you hear me now?  Unspeakably good!"
Cthulhu calls, and asks if you have H.P. Lovecraft in a can.
Cthulhu calls, and orders a large pizza with anchovies.
Cthulhu calls, and rats out Nyarlathotep to the Feds.
Cthulhu calls, and requests the new Rob Zombie single.
Cthulhu calls, and says "WHAZZZZUPPPPP?"
Cthulhu calls, and tries to sell you aluminium siding.
Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
Cthulhu calls, yells "HOWARD STERN!  BABA BOOEY!" and hangs up.
Cthulhu calls............. COLLECT!
Cthulhu calls...then faxes, E-mails, beeps, and text-messages you.
Cthulhu cthucks but does it cthallow?
Cthulhu cthucks!  But does he cthwallow?
Cthulhu does it R'lyeh-ably
Cthulhu does it R'lyeh-ably (reliably? ;).
Cthulhu does it R'lyeh-ably.
Cthulhu eh?  If he's so powerful why is he so ugly?
Cthulhu fhtagn -- more or less.
Cthulhu for PM: Vote for Elder Party and be last victim!
Cthulhu for President -- for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils
Cthulhu for President [tired of choosing the lesser of two evils?]
Cthulhu for President!
Cthulhu for President!   Vote the Elder Party platform!
Cthulhu for President!   Why vote for a lesser evil?
Cthulhu for President!  Why Settle for the Lesser Evil?
Cthulhu for President! Tired of voting for the LESSER of two evils.
Cthulhu for President! Why chose the lesser of two evils!
Cthulhu for President:  tired of choosing the lesser of two evils?
Cthulhu for President: Why choose the lesser evil?
Cthulhu for President: Why not vote for the Ultimate Evil?
Cthulhu for President: tired of choosing the lesser of two evils?
Cthulhu fthagn! Cthulhu fthagn! Cthulhu fthagn! Oh wow, that really
Cthulhu fthagn! Cthulhu fthagn! Oh, wow, that really Cthucks!!
Cthulhu in '92 -- when you're tired of the lesser of three evils!
Cthulhu in '92. Why vote for a lesser evil?
Cthulhu in '92: Why settle for the _lesser_ evil?
Cthulhu in '96 - THE STARS ARE RIGHT!
Cthulhu in '96 - why settle for the LESSER evil?
Cthulhu in '96 -- when you're tired of "the lesser of two evils"!
Cthulhu in '96 . . . why choose the lesser evil?
Cthulhu in '96!  When you're tired of "The Lesser of Two Evils"!
Cthulhu in '96! Screw the environment.
Cthulhu in '96! When You're Tired of The Lesser of Two Evils!
Cthulhu in '96! When you're *tired* of voting for the lesser evil.
Cthulhu in '96! When you're tired of the lesser of three evils!
Cthulhu in '96! Why vote for the LESSER evil?
Cthulhu in '96, when you're *tired* of voting for the lesser evil.
Cthulhu in '96. Screw the environment.
Cthulhu in '96. Why vote for a lesser evil?
Cthulhu in '96. Why vote for the LESSER evil?
Cthulhu in '96: A Thousand Points of Fright!
Cthulhu in '96: Screw the environment.
Cthulhu in '96: THE STARS ARE RIGHT!
Cthulhu in '96: Vote for The Elder Party, and they'll end ALL problems.
Cthulhu in '96: why settle for the LESSER evil?
Cthulhu in 96: A Thousand Points of Fright!
Cthulhu in 96: Screw the environment.
Cthulhu in 96: THE STARS ARE RIGHT!
Cthulhu in 96: Vote for The Elder Party, and they'll end ALL problems.
Cthulhu in 96: Why settle for the LESSER evil?
Cthulhu is Horror from Beyond the Before
Cthulhu is a H.P. Lovecraft Thing
Cthulhu is a pawn of Barney!
Cthulhu is just an aka for "Moderator."
Cthulhu is just an aka for Sysop
Cthulhu is no damned g *!%$#!@ NO CARRIER
Cthulhu is no*!%$#!@FO CARRIER
Cthulhu is...*!%$#!@FO CARRIER
Cthulhu isn't rea*!%$#!@FO CARRIER
Cthulhu isn't really his name, he has a speech impediment.
Cthulhu joins Intel, becomes Myth co-processor.
Cthulhu loathes the little children
Cthulhu loves me, this I know; Necronomicon tells me so!
Cthulhu loves me. This I know. In my dreams he tells me so.
Cthulhu loves the little children of the world.
Cthulhu loves the little children, all the children of the world
Cthulhu loves you - baked, boiled, or fried!
Cthulhu loves you - with ketchup.
Cthulhu loves you -- or rather, the small plush toy version does...
Cthulhu loves you ... Deep fried in your own juices.
Cthulhu loves you ... Deep fried in your own juices.
Cthulhu loves you ... On a Ritz cracker.
Cthulhu loves you ... With a tossed salad and white wine.
Cthulhu loves you ... With an apple in your mouth.
Cthulhu loves you ... With ketchup on a bun.
Cthulhu loves you Deep fried in your own juices
Cthulhu loves you On a Ritz cracker.
Cthulhu loves you With a tossed salad and white wine.
Cthulhu loves you With an apple in your mouth.
Cthulhu loves you With ketchup on a bun.
Cthulhu loves you for dinner!
Cthulhu loves you, deep fried in your own juices.
Cthulhu loves you, on a Ritz cracker with Swiss Cheese!
Cthulhu loves you, on a Ritz cracker.
Cthulhu loves you, on a bun, with ketchup.
Cthulhu loves you, on a sesame bun.
Cthulhu loves you, with a tossed salad and white wine.
Cthulhu loves you, with an apple in your mouth.
Cthulhu loves you, with ketchup on a bun.
Cthulhu loves you, with ketchup.
Cthulhu loves you--with an apple in your mouth.
Cthulhu loves you. Deep fried in your own juices.
Cthulhu loves you. On a Ritz cracker with Swiss Cheese!
Cthulhu loves you. On a sesame bun.
Cthulhu loves you. With a tossed salad and white wine.
Cthulhu loves you. With an apple in your mouth.
Cthulhu loves you. With fava beans and nice Chianti.
Cthulhu loves you. With ketchup on a bun.
Cthulhu loves you....on a bun, with ketchup.
Cthulhu loves you...deep fried in your own juices.
Cthulhu loves you...on a Ritz cracker with Swiss Cheese!
Cthulhu loves you...on a Ritz cracker.
Cthulhu loves you...on a bun, with ketchup.
Cthulhu loves you...on a sesame bun.
Cthulhu loves you...with a fava beans and nice Chianti.
Cthulhu loves you...with a tossed salad and white wine.
Cthulhu loves you...with an apple in your mouth.
Cthulhu loves you...with ketchup
Cthulhu loves you...with ketchup on a bun.
Cthulhu loves you...with ketchup.
Cthulhu now co-moderates this conference
Cthulhu of Borg:  *Truly* too terrible to even think about!
Cthulhu said it, I believe it, and that settles it!
Cthulhu saves -- in case he's hungry later!
Cthulhu saves . . . in case he's hungry later.
Cthulhu saves . . . passes to Hastur . . . the crowd goes mad!
Cthulhu saves our souls and redeems them for valuable coupons later.
Cthulhu saves sinners ... In case he's hungry later.
Cthulhu saves!  In case he's hungry later.
Cthulhu saves! He may get hungry later, after all.
Cthulhu saves! In case he's hungry later!
Cthulhu saves! The bones, that is.
Cthulhu saves, passes to Hastur, the crowd goes mad!
Cthulhu saves--in case he's hungry later
Cthulhu saves.  He may get hungry later, after all.
Cthulhu saves.. passes to Hastur, he shoots..He scores!
Cthulhu saves... in case He's hungry later.
Cthulhu saves... passes to Hastur... the crowd goes mad!
Cthulhu saves...for later.
Cthulhu saves...in case he's hungry later!
Cthulhu saves...passes to Hastur... the crowd goes mad!
Cthulhu saves...the bones, that is.
Cthulhu savespasses to Hasturthe crowd goes mad!
Cthulhu says "Practice safe sex.  Use a Necronomicondom"
Cthulhu sleeps at R'lyeh, but It vacations at Disney World.
Cthulhu sleeps at R'lyeh, but It vacations in Cascadia.
Cthulhu was here!
Cthulhu wgah'nagl fhtagn. Or so I've been told
Cthulhu will awaken in 24 hours.  Have a nice day.
Cthulhu!  You've been SPOKEN to about biting the readers!
Cthulhu!  You've been told not to bite the readers!
Cthulhu! You've been SPOKEN to about biting the readers!
Cthulhu's Diner:  "I'd like some cthish and cthips."
Cthulhu's computer: the Necronomicompaq.
Cthulhu's just a fish out of water.
Cthulhu, eh?  If he's so powerful why is he so ugly?
Cthulhu, the only god worse than Yahweh.
Cthulhu, you're not just for breakfast anymore!
Cthulhu.  For When Only The Darkest Will Do
Cthulhu/Azathoth in '96!  Could it get any worse?
Cthulhu/Crow '96!
Cthulhu/Ghatanothoa '96: Screw the environment
Cthulhu/Hastur in 96. Why settle for the lesser evil?
Cthulhu/North in '96: Why settle for a LESSER evil?
Cthulhu/Quayle in '96: Why settle for a LESSER evil?
Cthulhu:  Living the life of R'lyeh.
Cthulhu:  More evil, fewer vowels
Cthulhu:  The only god worse than Yahweh
Cthulhu:  for when only the Darkness would do
Cthulhu: A cheerful alternative to Barney
Cthulhu: Anniversary present for my in-laws
Cthulhu: Classic American Gothic Horror from the 1920-30's.
Cthulhu: For when only the Darkedness would Do.
Cthulhu: Jessee Helm's chief speech-writer
Cthulhu: Living the life of R'lyeh.
Cthulhu: Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
Cthulhu: You have a fiend in the underworld business.
Cthulhu: for when only the Darkedness would Do
Cthulhu: it's the surreal thing.
Cthulhu? I goose it!
Cthulhuahua - Small yet terrifyingly hideous Great Old One &lt;dj&gt;
Cthuloops!
Cthulu '96-This time, why vote for the lesser of two evils?
Cthulu SAVES !!!  - in case he's hungry later.
Cthulu Saves... in case he's hungry later!
Cthulu cthucks, but does he cthwallow?
Cthulu loves you - baked, boiled, or fried!
Cthulu loves you - with ketchup
Cthulu loves youwith ketchup on a bun.
Cthulu with Dragon. Not all will work, mind you, but some will.
Cthulu:  Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
Cthulu? I goose it!
Ctivates Friday the 13th
Ctrl-Alt-Del : See problem solving -- A book on MS-DOS.
Ctrl-Alt-Del!  That usually does the job for me!
CtrlAltDel to read the next message
CtrlF to format drive C: or any key to format half of drive C: A cat
Cub Scout Adventures In Times Square
Cub fan? We can help. DIAL 800-NO-SERIES
Cuba: land of gun control and government healthcare!
Cuban And Puerto Rican Pronunciation Guide
Cuban:  A Mexican with a boat
Cubbish - Candy wrapper refuse.
Cubic ball bearing
Cubs lose!  Cubs lose! Cubs lose!   Cubs lose! Cubs lose!
Cuckoos do it by proxy.
Cucumbers  never suffers from performance anxiety
Cucumbers are Better: Cucumbers have fewer calories.
Cucumbers are Better: Cucumbers won't give you a hangover.
Cucumbers are Better: You can eat the whole cucumber, ski
Cucumbers are Better: You can open a cucumber using only
Cucumbers are always ready!
Cucumbers are easy to pickup
Cucumbers aren't into leathers and chains, talking dirty, or swinging with fruits and nuts
Cucumbers can get away any weekend
Cucumbers don't care if you make more money than they do
Cucumbers don't fall asleep on your chest or drool on the pillow
Cucumbers don't get AIDS
Cucumbers don't give a flying fork whether you're a virgin or not
Cucumbers don't have sexual hangups
Cucumbers don't have to smoke afterwards
Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves
Cucumbers don't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy"
Cucumbers have fewer calories
Cucumbers never go through mid-life crisis
Cucumbers never have head-aches
Cucumbers never make stupid excuses about "working late at the office"
Cucumbers never need a round of applause
Cucumbers never need batteries!
Cucumbers never want to take you home to mom.
Cucumbers stay hard for at least a week
Cucumbers vs Men: You can eat the whole cucumber, skin 'n' all.
Cucumbers will never compare you to a centerfold
Cucumbers will never tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them
Cucumbers won't ask "Am I the best?" "Did you come? How many times?"
Cucumbers won't ask "Was it good for you?"
Cucumbers won't give you a hangover
Cucumbers won't leave you for: other women, other men, other cucumbers
Cucumbers won't make you sleep on the wet spot.
Cucumbers won't tell anyone that you aren't a virgin anymore
Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count
Cud je zenska, smijesna rabota
Cuddle Bunnies have a great life!
Cuddling up with a furry feline by the fire is soooo
Cuddly Toys  - By Ted E. Behr
Cue ball in the side pocket! Ebert to Siskel
Cue flying saucer! - Ed Wood
Cue the famous has -been actress  - Crow on Ava Gardner
Cue the famous has-been actress. -- Crow T. Robot
Cuff 'em -- What you have to do to your pants when they're too long and you're dying to wear them
Cui bono?....For whose advantage?   To what end?
Cuimhnich air na daoine o'n d'thainig thu.
Cuio i Pheriain anann! Aglar'ni Pheriannath!
Cuique suum....To each his own
Cuisin-Art -- Turns mommy's food processor into a spinning paint tool.
Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum.
Cuj, ispravi kicmu, u glavu ga drkni, pokazi mu zube i ponosno crkni.
Cujo came in for a checkup the other day
Cujo likes kids. -- Joe Camber
Cull de sac: clean out the handbag clutter.
Cult (n): A Religion with no Political Power. (See Waco)
Cult de sac: a sect with no future.
Cult specializing in maps: Chartists
Cult that prays standing in running water:  Creek Orthodox
Cult that shuns scissors and razors: Hairy Krishnas
Cult that specializes in certain hair-care products: Jojoba's Witnesses
Cult that specializes in certain male toiletries: Mennenites
Cult that specializes in crowds & mobs: Congregationalists
Cult that specializes in drooling: Salivation Army
Cult that specializes in finding things: Seeks
Cult that specializes in lingerie: Panty-costals
Cult that specializes in marquees: Signtologists
Cult that specializes in men's hairstyles: Himdus
Cult that takes advantage of everyone: Opportunists
Cult that trains actors: Methodists
Cult that trains astronomers: Universalists
Cult that uses everyone else's churches: Roamin' Catholics
Cult that vows to get even:  Avengalists
Cult that worships bedsheets:  Muslins
Cult that worships derrieres: Booty-ists
Cult that worships the stock market: Dowists
Cult that worships vegetables: Carrotsmatics
Cult, n. - A religion with no political power
Cult: The church up the street from yours.
Cultists in Waco DO IT to death
Cultists in Waco do it to death.
Cultiva droga. Planta um poltico!
Cultivate happiness and it becomes a habit
Cultivate people and you turn up clods
Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body. - Cicero
Culture ends where racism begins!
Culture is necessary, but it must be alive and not too much of it
Culture is on the horns of this dilemma; if profound and noble it must remain rare, if common it must become mean . - George Santayana
Culture is roughly anything we do and the monkeys don't.
Culture is the arts elevated to a set of beliefs. - Tom Wolfe
Culture is the conspiracy theory of intellectuals.  -bh
Culture is the habit of being pleased with the best and knowing why
Culture is what separates us from the beasts.
Culture is what your butcher would have if he were a surgeon.
Culture owes its peaks to politically weak ages. - Nietzsche
Culture, n. - A necessary thing, but it must be alive and not too much of it
Culture?  What culture?  It's an old boat! - Richie Ryan
Cum grano salis
Cum on feel the NOIZE!  --Twisted Sister
Cum on feel the noize, girls rock your boys! Well get wild wild wild!
Cum on up an' see me...get it while it's E Z
Cumin makes dolphin taste just like bald eagle
Cummin' too soon's ok for a redhead IF you can do it 15 more times!!
Cummins' Law:  You only loose arguments to liberal fascists.
CunniLingus is NOT an Irish Airline.
Cunnilinguini: a pasta dish for seafood lovers
Cunnilinguist - one who speaks four languages.
Cunnilingus is a person who can speak four languages.
Cunnilingus is a real tongue twister!
Cunnilingus is next to godliness
Cunnilingus is not an airline
Cunnilingus is not the national airline of Ireland
Cunnilingus on silk sheets...the lap, lap, lap of luxury
Cunnilingus refers to someone who can speak foreign languages. (Y/N) ?
Cunning Linguists Inc. "We lick the language barrier."
Cunning Linguists do it with words!
Cunning and deceit will serve a man better than force. (Machiavelli)
Cunning linguists do it with words
Cunning:  a characteristic of animals which is called discretion in me
Cunt:  A root canal.
Cunt? Hmmm... I like it! -Tony Blair '98 Labour party Conferenc
Cunuculis inscius
Cupid is ANAL! - Crow
Cupid's arrow kills Vulcans
Cupid's dart hurts more coming out than it did going in....
Cupids aim is straight but he still makes a lot of Mrs
Cuprum: moonshine
Curable with prozac and a polo mallet
Curate:  How quickly paint dries.
Curb drunk driving..outlaw cars
Curb your god
Curb your god - it's the law.
Curbpie - A hubcap on the side of the road.
Curds are whey out.
Cure Hate...Stop AIDS...Homophobia Kills
Cure Windows problems fast: 5 pounds of plastique
Cure for Dyslexia:  Read Hebrew and drive in England.
Cure for Insomnia Discovered !!! - RTFM'ing
Cure for Windows: Type `DELTREE WINDOWS' at the DOS prompt
Cure for Windows: Type `FORMAT C: /S /U' at DOS prompt
Cure for a sore throat: cut it. - A. Hitchcock
Cure for baldness: Put on your hat!
Cure for liberals: Stop lying, stop listening to liars
Cure for postal strikes: mail them their strike pay.
Cure for spurned lovers: broken heart surgery.
Cure for the Unemployment Problem: Get a Job!
Cure hiccups ... look at a Lesbian
Cure hiccups: look at a Feminist
Cure the disease and kill the patient. -- Francis Bacon
Cured ham?  No thanks.  What if it has a relapse on my plate?
Cures For Impotence  - By Hugh G. Rection
Curioser and curioser!
Curiosity Didn't Kill The Cat, I Got Him With The Mower !!!
Curiosity Killed The Cat, & Satisfaction Brought Him Back
Curiosity and Cats - Why does everyone always put the two together?
Curiosity did NOT kill the cat.. my car did    Thank you, Amy Brown
Curiosity didn't kill Socks; Bill got 'er with the mower!
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, I got 'im with the mower.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, I got him with a +6 Vorpal
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, I got him with a 12 gauge.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, it was my hammer!
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, my car did!
Curiosity didn't kill the cat--I got him with a 12 gauge.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat.  I got 'im with the mower!
Curiosity didn't kill the cat.  The mower got him
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Got him with the mower
Curiosity didn't kill the cat... my car did!!
Curiosity didn't kill the cat...I got him with my 12 gauge!
Curiosity didn't kill the cat...I got him with the lawn mower
Curiosity didn't kill the cat...got 'em with a 12 gauge!
Curiosity didn't kill the cat; I got him with a 12-gauge.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat; I got'm with the mower!
Curiosity filled the cat.
Curiosity formated the cat.
Curiosity is a lust of the mind. - Thomas Hobbes
Curiosity is the essence of the scientific mind - Calvin
Curiosity is the key to creativity. - Akio Morita
Curiosity is unbecoming in a Kajira!
Curiosity killed @F, but for awhile I was a suspect
Curiosity killed the FAT
Curiosity killed the cat (but for a while there, I was a suspect.)
Curiosity killed the cat - but satisfaction brought him back!
Curiosity killed the cat but for a while I was a suspect.
Curiosity killed the cat, Let's get the dog next...
Curiosity killed the cat, but at first we suspected you.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. - Steven Wright
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while there ,I was highly suspect!
Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile Diana was a suspect.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought her back
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction gave it life.
Curiosity killed the cat, but the dog is a suspect
Curiosity killed the cat, for a while I was a suspect.
Curiosity killed the cat.  Let's get a dog next
Curiosity killed the cat.  Where can I find Curiosity?
Curiosity killed the cat. Let's get a dog next time.
Curiosity killed the cat. What the heck they got 9 lives.
Curiosity killed the cat. Where can I find Curiosity?
Curiosity killed the cat... passing interest only wounded it.
Curiosity killed the cat...but I was a suspect for a while
Curiosity killed the cat? What the heck they got 9 lives.
Curiosity killed the catpassing interest only wounded it.
Curiosity kills cats, it doesn't determine their sexual orientation
Curiosity kills more mice than cats.
Curiosity kills my imagination!
Curiosity may have killed the cat but for a while I was a suspect.
Curiosity may kill the cat, but a 12 gauge is quicker!
Curiosity may kill the cat, but a chain saw is quicker!
Curiosity might have killed Schr*dinger's cat.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours
Curiosity not only killed the cat but threw it in the river with
Curiosity only wounded the cat.  The dog finished him off
Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will. - Stephens
Curiosity?  Nah, I got THAT cat with the lawnmower.
Curiosity?  Nah, I got that cat with a shotgun.
Curiosity?  No, I got that cat with the lawn mower.
Curiosity? Nah, I got THAT cat with the lawn mower.
Curiosity? Nah. I got that cat with my mower
Curiosity? Nah... I got *that* cat with a lawnmower
Curious how naked death is less obscene than naked women.
Curious how naked women are more obscene than naked death.
Curious ideas wait for stranger times
Curious.  Just how did you reach that conclusion?   ~ Data
Curiouser and curiouser!
Curiouser and curiouser! - Lewis Carroll
Curiouser and curiouser! cried Alice
Curiousity could kill the cat, but a 12 gauge is quicker!
Curiousity didn't kill the cat, I got him with the mower!
Curiousity didn't kill the cat.. the mower did!
Curiousity killed the CAT, but Tinkerbell brought him back to life.
Curiousity killed the cat - but satisfaction brought him back!
Curiousity killed the cat and was tried for murder.
Curiousity killed the cat, Let's get the dog next....
Curiousity killed the cat--but satisfaction brought it back!
Curiousity killed the cat.  Honesty buried it.
Curiousity killed the cat; let's get the dog next
Curiousity killed the duck, or ferret or something
Curiousity may kill the cat, but a .12 gauge is quicker.
Curium: Something for the common cold.
Curlers DO IT faster by sweeping late
Curlers do it faster by sweeping late.
Curley's Law:  As long as they spell the name right.
Curly & Anti-Curly - Dr. F
Curly of Borg. Resistance is futile, woo woo woo
Curly, Larry, Pat Buchanan and Moe.  Which one is the real stooge?
Curly; " Oooh, short wave?"  Moe: "No, permanent."
Curmudgeon Emeritus, School of Hard Knocks
Curmudgeon in Residence
Curmudgeon: One who artfully imparts truth to a liberal
Curmudgeon: Someone who says what others think
Curmudgeon?  Of course not!  I'm Pure-bred Mudgeon
Curmudgeons are cantankerous and churlish.
Curosity didn't kill the cat... I got 'um with the mower!
Curosity didn't kill the catI got 'um with the
Currency ! Never heard this kind of love
Current Bald rate is 15 hairs Per Second
Current Protocol:  None Selected.
Current bogon-detector reading: [ ...../. ]
Current death rate:  One per person
Current death rate? One per person, of course.
Currently awaiting aviatory porcine activity
Currently holding auditions for Voyager taglines
Currently in the process of coming up with a clever and witty sig
Curriosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. - s.w
Curry with beer = good. Curry IN beer = bad
Curse God, and die. - Job 2:9
Curse you, magic beans!  Homer Simpson
Curse your scrawny hide, Trickster ! There'll be no crawdads for you
Curse your wife at evening...sleep alone at night.
Curse: May your grandchildren be born in _____________.&lt;--(name city)
Cursed be he that moves my bones. &lt;&lt;Shakespeare&gt;'s Epitaph&gt;
Cursed be he that moves my taglines. Tagspeare's Epitaph
Cursed is every-one who places his hope in man. - Saint Augustine
Curses!  Flamed Again  --me
Curses!  Foiled again!
Curses! Hayes-ed again!!
Cursillo - the Experience of a Lifetime
Cursing isn't necessary... it's that damn instrument!  Hoolihan
Cursing people is morally unsound and extremely bad for your karma.
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does. - Bart's Board
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does. --Bart Simpson.
Cursive writing doesn't mean what I think it does
Cursor (n): What you become when your computer crashes
Cursor Blink Rate = REM.
Cursor's flashing but there's no response.
Cursor(n) - 1) Flashing thing on screen 2) Frustrated computer user
Cursor, n.: One whose program will not run. -- Robb Russon
Cursor--An expert in four-letter works.
Cursor:  What you become when your system crashes.
Cursor:  You, when your hard drive crashes.
Cursor: An expert in four-letter words.
Cursor: An expert in the use of 4-letter words.
Cursor: What you become when you lose a mail packet
Cursoritis: Finding yourself staring at the cursor
Cursors!  Foiled again!
Curtains.bat - deltree C:\WINDOWS  &lt;CR&gt; ECHO "Aaah, that's better!"
Curve, n. - The loveliest distance between two points
Curve:  the loveliest distance between two points. - M. West
Curved Universe Theory:  What goes around comes around!
Curved line
Curved line is the loveliest distance between two points.
Curzon always suspected you were a cheat! - Dax
Curzon's dead. I'm Jadzia Dax now.
Cus Error - Bore Dumped
Cuse me for butting in, but Im interrupt driven
Cussed Cousins!!
Cussin - what genealogists do when theCaptain there be KLINGONS! --Scotty
Cussin - what genealogists do when they can't find one.
Custer committed Siouxicide
Custer had it coming
Custer was  fitted  for  an Arrow shirt
Custer was siouxed
Custer wore Arrow shirts!!!
Custer, with his arms open wide...OPEN!!! HEY! Knock off the arrows
Custer..with arms open.......HEY!!! OUCH!!! Knock off the arrows!!!
Custom Glassblowing - Testers for Perfume Sales
Custom is another law
Custom is the best expounder of the law
Custom is the best interpreter of laws
Custom is the law of fools.
Custom is the law of fools. - Vanburgh
Custom leads the willing, law compels or draws the unwilling
Custom once disallowed cannot again be produced
Customer "I would like to try on that suit in the window"
Customer "I would like to try on that suit in the window".  Salesman "Sorry sir, you will have to use the dressing room"
Customer - 'Is custard on the menu?'  Waiter: 'No, sir, I've wiped it off'
Customer loyalty can never be taken for granted
Customer loyalty is the absence of something better
Customer satisfaction
Customer to salesclerk: "You're overhead, I'M profit"
Customer:  A primitive life form at the bottom of the food chain.
Customer: Waiter! There's a dead fly swimming in my soup! Waiter: That's silly, sir. Dead flies can't swim
Customers subject to nudity without warning
Customers will be served in order of their cuteness.
Customize taglines: Write a new one for each message!
Customs may not be as wise as laws but they are always more popular.
Cut Along Dotted
Cut Along Dotted Line.......................-
Cut air pollution, make liberals wear catalytic converters!
Cut and paste in this box. --&gt; []
Cut and sew people like garments. --McCoy
Cut down a tree with a herring?
Cut down a tree with a herring? -- Arthur
Cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... *a herring!*
Cut down trees while you still can.
Cut here and pretend that you're responsible for this, ok???
Cut here for $5.00 rebate on your next tagline purchase.
Cut here........................................
Cut it out! - Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
Cut it out! - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Cut it out! - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Warner
Cut it out! -- Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
Cut it out, you scamp! - Dr. F to Frank
Cut life support to Wesley Crusher's quarters.   -Picard
Cut life support to all decks with children - Picard
Cut life support to all quarters with children
Cut me off will ya? Honey, pass me the Tank Gun!
Cut me young, cut me deep!
Cut me, Paste me, Treat me like a piece of Text.
Cut my pie in four pieces - I don't think I could eat eight.  - Yogi Berra
Cut my pizza in six pieces please - I can't eat eight.
Cut my pizza in six slices, please.  I can't eat eight slices!
Cut myself in half, got all tangled in my jockstrap -Crow
Cut myself on angel's hair and baby's breath. --Nirvana.
Cut on coded line   _._. ___ _.. . _..   ._.. .. _
Cut on lined dot ______________________._______________________________
Cut that out or I'll snap your garter belt. - Hawkeye to Klinger
Cut the Grass!  by Moses Lawn
Cut the Grass!: Moses Lawn
Cut the abusers....cut the abusers...! Leave the thread!
Cut the cards, varmint. &lt;WHOCK!&gt; OOH! That ain't whut ah meant!
Cut the cat in two and each of you keep half. - King Skeeve
Cut the crap!" - Mulder (Avatar)
Cut the crap, Jan! - Grandma Brady
Cut the engines! Janeway
Cut the telephone line, the story's the same.
Cut the thrusters. Let's see what happens. Janeway
Cut the wires...&lt;SNIP&gt;...but first remove the fuse. - Henry
Cut to fit; beat into place.
Cut with an axe, beat to fit, paint to match
Cut you a new sound hole! - Joel
Cut you a new sound hole! -- Joel Robinson
Cut your own firewood and it'll warm you twice.
Cut!  Beautiful!  Print it! -- Ed Wood
Cut!  Cut!  Tia, you're spose ta be in your underwear... -- Servo
Cut! Cut! Tia, you're spose ta be in your underwear -Tom
Cut! Perfect! Print it! - Ed Wood
Cut, Paste, Color, Delete
Cut, Paste, Cut me young, cut me deep
Cut-here--8&lt;--no,-cut-here--8&lt;--no,-cut-here-first--8&lt;--then-here-8&lt;-
Cut-here--8--no,-cut-here--8--no,-cut-here-first--8--then-here-8-
Cutbacks? - My jobs not having cu#l&w^$%&?-  NO CAREER
Cute and definitely hugable!!!
Cute and definitely hugable....right!
Cute and definitely huggable...YES, me!
Cute and interesting are two different things.
Cute bear cub to give away. Childless family of bodybuilders preferred.
Cute girl? Goshums Yakko, I dunno what you're talking about! - Baloney
Cute is as cute does...and if it does it cute...it's cute to do
Cute may be angelic, but Nasty is more fun
Cute rots the intellect.
Cute rots the intellect. - Garfield
Cute sucker!! :-) ... Yes ... I do save *everything*!
Cute the way he tried flying with his ears.  Slappy, Animaniacs
Cute the way he tried to fly with his ears -- Slappy
Cute the way he tried to fly with his ears... - Slappy Squirrel
Cute women are like public toilets, either engaged or ful
Cute's for the birds...er cats
Cute, the way he tried flying with his ears. - Slappy
Cute.  A zombie with a gas attack.  -  Garibaldi
Cute:  A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.
Cuteness is ok, as long as something terrible happens to them.-jms
Cutters dictionary:Tongue Tied=Oral Bondage
Cutting Edge Computing ; All Rights Reserved.
Cutting remarks don't cut any ice.
Cutty Sark + Kool-Aid = Silly Cutty
Cuvaj malo nade za nas, nemoj, sreco, nemoj danas
Cuvaj se zemlje u kojoj snajperisti najbolje vide!
Cuvajte drvece - na njima su ziveli nasi preci!!!
Cuvam zensku decu od 13 do 28 godina. Sifra: "Manijak"
Cuz I ain't taking it no more
Cuz I like you and you like me, and we're not shy! -- Fiona Apple on Loveline
Cuz I take corners on two-wheels.
Cuz I'm the Taxman, yeh - Tom sings
Cuz every heart's got a mind of its own.
Cuz the life we've been living gets harder every day.
Cuz this is where the big boys play with themselves! - S. Austin
Cuz we're two of a kind, working on a full house.
Cuz when the night falls, you make me forget.
Cuz you're a blond...yeah yeah yeah!
Cwcycdcxnwcwjxncwcwnvcnwncwcycdcxnwcwjxncwcwnvcnwncwd -Welsh recipe
Cy's brain must be using non-parity chips
Cy, don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.
Cyanide in the water? *&^% NO PERRIER
Cyanide.  Fester... as if we'd run out. -- Morticia Addams
Cyber IQ...Idiot - 300 bps;  Genius - 28800 bps.
Cyber Linguist Extraordinaire
Cyber chords & sushi stories
Cyber-Dog food:  Kibbles and Bytes, and Bytes and Bytes.
Cyber-Dog food: Kibbles and Bytes, Kibbles and Bytes
Cyber-Dog food: Kibbles and Bytes, and Bytes and Bytes.
Cyber-Surfing on the Blue Wave !!!
CyberATM ... NO  CA$H...#$@&%#...NO CARRY !
CyberBaseball...001 020  301 = 7.
CyberBaud...14400 - 2400 - 9600.
CyberBlackJack...C:\ HitMe;
CyberBowling...|X| |X| |X| |X| |X| |X| |X| |X| |X| |X| |X| | / |
CyberBrats.../Devis and /Nullhead
CyberBrats...Beavis and Carpalhead
CyberBreath...digitosis.
CyberCaffeine...2x, 3x or Quad Speed.
CyberCallWaiting...Electrons in a state of flux.
CyberCash...$EMoney and $NanoBucks.
CyberCensorship...Excommunication.
CyberChart: Ace Of Spades
CyberChart: Blaze Of Glory
CyberChart: Happy Loving Couples
CyberChart: High Flite
CyberChart: No More
CyberChart: Raw Power
CyberChart: Rosie's Bar
CyberChart: Runaway
CyberChart: Song for Michael
CyberChart: White Punks On Dope
CyberChat..."Yes, I speak Carpalese"
CyberChess...Kt - QB3.  Checkmate, Game and MATCH.
CyberCicle...carpal on a stick.
CyberClaus...He comes through the modem, not down the chimney.
CyberClone...The other "u" in user.
CyberComeOn:  "Please Enter Your Password..."
CyberCop...a ModemMaid
CyberCypher...source code for hackers.
CyberDLO (Dead Letter Office) = /dev/null.
CyberDrugs...Cyan and magenta colored M&M's.
CyberDweeb...Redundant name for a programmer.
CyberEightBall...( 8 ) = ( 1000 )
CyberErection...Page Up.
CyberFanatic...A mouse potato.
CyberFax...[Send] (*.GIF else *.PIC)
CyberFlacidity...Page Down.
CyberFootball...7  14  10  3 = 34.
CyberFriendshipSign... : ) 
CyberFunk...modem failure.
CyberFunk...when your virtual reality is on the blink.
CyberGeriatric...A user on an XT using CP/M.
CyberHockey face-off...Carpal-one...carpal-two...carpal-three
CyberHooters...Female users with slim bauds, big icons and tight ASCII.
CyberJockey...a SysOps
CyberJunkMail...CarpalMail.
CyberMeal...A McByte, a side of floppy's and a large carpal to go.
CyberMoney...$Email.00
CyberNarcissist...a hacker
CyberNoNo:  "Please Enter Your Credit Card Number..."
CyberNomics...the study of on-line activities.
CyberOccupant...junk email address.
CyberOptics...virtual reality
CyberOxymoron...carpal knowledge
CyberOxymoron...nerdy geek
CyberPinBall...TWACK-BOING-PING-BUZZ- *T*I*L*T* -%$#&@-NO CARRIER !
CyberPlasm...life blood of the Net.
CyberPrayer...Up-loading to God.
CyberPutDown..."Invalid Password..." 
CyberScream: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemail"
CyberSex...Carpal-in, Carpal-out. [Repeat].
CyberSmut = *PORN.GIF
CyberSpace Forever!
CyberState...Carpalfornia.
CyberSurf...Sine waves.
CyberTurkey..."Carpal...carpal...carpal."
CyberTurnOff..."Access Denied..."
CyberVentriloquists...Users who can throw their voice  mail.
CyberVille Station East
CyberYouBetYourLife..."Type-in the secret Password.  Collect 100 Mb"
Cyberantidisestablishmentarianism rules !
Cyberbudget - e.conomy
Cybercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Cyberchondria...fear of CyberSpace
Cyberdine Systems, by which others will be judged.
Cyberdomination ... best dom Cyberbob
Cyberdyne System
Cyberealm BBS: Where strange ain't strange, it's normal
Cyberesque...Bauds online.
Cyberettes...CheerLeaders of the Net.
Cybergramps - Poster child for birth control.
Cyberia.../dev/null
Cyberism..WhenWeTypeLikeThis
Cybermen were made by Borg-Warner.
Cybernaut...a Web surfer
Cybernautism:- a way of life that can be very adictive
Cybernetic Dynamics Inc.)
Cybernetic Remotely Operated Women - Joel on what CROW is
Cybernetic Remotely Operated Women. -- Joel Robinson
Cyberphobia:  Fear of new computer technology.
Cyberphobia: The fear of computers
Cyberpope, servant to the King!
Cyberpuck:  the dark future of hockey.
Cyberpunk (SY-ber-punk): n.  A computer with an attitude
Cyberpunk (si'-ber-punk) C.I.A. = Cocaine Import Agency
Cyberpunk (si'-ber-punk) n. - a computer with an attitude
Cyberpunk - computer with an attitude.
Cyberpunk Motto #4:  COMMUNICATION IS THE FOUNDATION OF T
Cyberpunk Quote: "But I was wearing my helmet!!!"
Cyberpunk: Better killing through technology.
Cyberpunk: computer with an attitude.
Cyberpunks rule - Darkwood
Cybersaurus...ENIAC, 1946 (Electronic Numerical Integrator And Computer)
Cyberself - e.gomanic  
Cybersell: firm created by lawyers to generate off-topic advertisements.
Cybersex gives you an electronic feeling
Cybersex: The most fun you can have with your clothes on
Cybersmurf vs the Rabid Tribbles II in Super 3D
Cyberspace -- virtually the final frontier.
Cyberspace forever and ever and ever.
Cyberspace, Cyberdecks, Cyberware, Cyberpunks
Cyberspace...it's just like any other small town.
Cyberspace? Virtually there already
Cybersports require less energy!
Cybersville...anywhere@net.com
Cybertech Consultants - Powered by OS/2 2.1
Cybertech, Building the future on yesterdays charred bones
Cyberteria...We have Pull Down Menus !
Cybertrinity: Alan Turing, William Gibson, & Bryce Lynch.
Cyclic Redundancy Check - Two locks on the same bicycle
Cyclic Redundanvy Check:  Stocktaking at a Bike shop
Cyclically challenged - having PMS
Cyclist               Der Pedallpushink Pillokken
Cyclists do it with chains
Cyclists pump it up and crank it out
CyderSpace...the Net, for Apple users.
Cylons are Borg rejects.
Cylons are Darth Vader Rejects
Cymbal players do it with a crash
Cymbals are round, metal CLANGS!
Cynic - Knows price of everything and the value of nothin
Cynic -- an optimist who has been mugged by reality!
Cynic is what an Idealist calls a Realist
Cynic, n. - A man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin
Cynic, n.:  Experienced
Cynic, n.:  One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye
Cynic:  Someone who smells the flowers and looks for the casket.
Cynic:  Through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye
Cynic:  a man who tells you the truth about your own motives.
Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce
Cynic: A person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern. -- Shoaff
Cynic: A person who tells you the truth about your own motives. -- Russel Green
Cynic: A sentamentalist on guard.
Cynic: Looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.
Cynic: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a
Cynic: Someone who smells the flowers and looks for the casket.
Cynic: Through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.
Cynic: a man who tells you the truth about your own motives.
Cynic: one who can't see anything good except in the mirror.
Cynic:Person who knows the price of everything & the value of nothing.
Cynic?  Moi?
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth. - Lillian Hellman
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.&lt;Hellman&gt;
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of telling the truth. - Lillian Hellman
Cynicism is but idealism gone sour in the face of frustration
Cynicism is disappointed idealism. - Harry Kemelman
Cynicism is humour in ill- health. - H. G. Wells
Cynicism is intellectual dandyism.
Cynicism is safe, optimism takes real intelligence.
Cynicism is the only sane attitude in an insane world.
Cynicism means never having to say you're sorry.
Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Cynics know the price of everything but the value of nothing
Cynics of the world, UNITE! (Like that'll do any good.)
Cynthia is mistakenly crowned King of Norway.
CyperSport...The Thrill Of Access...The Agony Of Disconnecting.
Cyranno Blues - Brief depression after finding late mail
Cyranno Blues - Brief depression after finding late mail hasn't arrived
Cyranno Blues: Brief depression after finding late mail h
Cyranno Blues: Brief depression after finding late mail hasn't arrived
Cyrix's..When being close is all that matters
Czechoslovakia ahead a goal to nil - that's a win if it stays that way.
Czechoslovakia is irrelevant. --Chamberlain of Borg
Czechoslovakian for 'Worship The Devil' - Tom
Czechoslovakian for `Worship The Devil'. -- Tom Servo
CamaflaugeTagline
c'est la guere
c'mon and kiss me in the car
c:\Tagsalot\SciFi.tag
c:\bluewave\tagline4.bw
c:\bwave.............OH NO NOT AGAIN c:\bwave NOT WINDOWS !!!!!!
c:\temp\upload\taglines.bw
cCan ya dig it?
calculates PI, the answer is 3! ... PENTIUM SLOGAN:  It's a
call her green and the winters cannot fade her
cally."Is there no end to this?," Tom asked finally.
came up with this innovation before: deja new
can I use the 'puter now, dad? How much longer, dad? *ANOTHER* echo?..
can anyone get over Kirks death? Whos kirk?!
can be tied in the back.
can see better than he can think
can this world really be as sad as it seems
can you substitute spam for eggs in spam, spam, eggs and spam?
can't you believe?" -- Fox Mulder
capsize - same as hat size - see bulkhead.
capture them!! kill them!! WASH THIS!
car around the inside of a cheerio.
carpe diem:  Gripe of the day.
carry out my sentence for i get what i deserve
carry out my sentence, Well I get what I deserve.
carry out my sentence, Well i get what i deserve -- NIN
cartridge. We should go metric every inch of the way.
cast in this unlikely role, ill-equipped to act.
cat (n.) - Small, four legged, fur bearing extortionist.
cat - furry animal with tropism for where it's not wanted
cat HAIR all over the keyboard..
cat \kat\ n, Small, four legged, fur bearing extortionist.
cat o' nine tails."
catalog (n.) - firewood for cats.
cats...ya gotta love em...cause you can't hate them!
caulking / saran wrap.
cc:  Bob Brobeck
celebrating feminity
censored: Jesse Helms Tagline v1.00.
censored: Jesse Helms Tagline v1.00.
center for recycling.
cf. Alma's "Meine Leibeswerbung mit Darryl Basner."
cg2^&gqY10-=\\[yc'":cvbg**(95eAfgD  &lt;--- encrypted Satanic Message
chafe:  Perfue with marked perfiftenfe.
challenge of D'Gor, son of... whatever. - Quark
char (*(*x())[])()
char *p="char *p=%c%s%c;main(){printf(p,34,p,34);}";main(){printf(p,34,p,34);}
charles.dewar@launch.net
check the whiskers, whats going on out there?
cheese:  Milk's leap toward immortality.
chef:  (n)  Any cook that swears in French.
chess tonight
chicken: The only thing you can eat before it's born & after it's dead.
children. Buy American!
chip:  Not spensive.
chips: church chap's chips chosen for Charity Chip Challenge
chirrup!"Picard to Enterprise"  +++ATH NO CARRIER
chirrup!"Picard to Enterprise"  +++ATH NO CARRIER
choQaH 'e' vIqoy'. Qujvam vItaHlaHbe', said Pooh as Sonic died again
city life:  Millions of people being lonely together.
clap on &lt;CLAP CLAP&gt; clap off &lt;CLAP&gt; $|=&@ NO CARRIER
clap on (CLAP!CLAP!) clap off (CLAP!) ֬NO CARRIER
clap on (CLAP!CLAP!) clap off (CLAP!+av++*...NO CARRIER
click ... click ... click ... damn, out of taglines !
click, click, Damn! Out of TagLines
click...click......damn!..out of new DS9 taglines!
click...click...errr, pass me a Babylon 5 tagline....
climb up real high now fall down real far
clinton's House of Lobotomy: Manipulating truth is our middle name!
clinton's Leather & Latex Emporium: All Femo-Nazis, and `its' we got!
clipclop clipclop *BANG* clipclop clipclop--Amish drive by shooting
clop clop clop bang bang clop clop clop - Amish driveby
close your eyes all you wan tyou will still los eyour head
closed eyes are not always sleeping.
closed eyes are not always sleeping.
clouds were my friends/i cannot answer why
coMMents 'n' compliments aDD the $piCe to lyf !!!
cock teaser
cock teaser
cockrobin - that's the answer!  Ahh, but what's the question?
code code code code eat code code code sleep code code
coffee coffee Coffee Coffee COFFEE COFFEE !!!
coffee:  The gasoline of life.
cogito ergo . . . get into a lot of arguments!
collage:  French institute of higher education.
collect call from Earth, will you accept?
collect interest on a loan. [Ex. 22:24]
colours go waltzing in time
columbine:  Add up all the numbers in a column.
combusted! And the band before that exploded!" - Brain
come home to stars
comedian:  Does, in a second, what it takes hours for a chicken to do.
comedian:  Does, in a second, what it takes hours for a chicken to do.
comes in late and owns the worm farm.
coming to you from the land of the sound barriers...
comment on mine.  -Jennifer Baker
common OXYMORON: Male compassion
compass/flashlight/bloodhound (in a locked closet).
compiled, first screen came up, ship it!!!
computer chips, potato chips, what's the difference?
computer does what U ask it too;not what you want it to..
computer is still in the shop window.
computer magic: A
computer: an amazingly stupid device that does what you tell it at high speed
computer \km-'pyt-r\ n. 1) A tagline generator.
condex owns joo b$%*  you must reinstall window
conference should not be crossposted.
configuration changed to reflect *additional* drive # D
confucius say: Man with atletic finger make broad jump.
confuse the world.... smile all day monday!
confusion- n. Donald Duck speaking Klingonese.
connecting the worl
consult a psychic. [Lev. 19:31]
continued on next tagline
contortionist, n: someone who can make both ends meet
cooking ain't a HOBBY...its an obsession
cooking tip:  Wrap leftover turkey in aluminum foil and throw it out.
copy *.txt &gt; brain
copying a person's tagline is more flattering than sincerity.
copyleft is the right way to go.
core error - bus dumped
core error - bus dumped
cori rules....everyone else drools
corner..." Tanya
corner..." Tanya
could change" -D. Quayle
could it be...satan?...
count da money!  DE MONET!!!
countered.
counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor
counts. ... Does Data have a Pentium Overdrive upgrade
cranium:  Place where large birds are kept.
creative taglines
cribbage:  A baby's bedroom.
cribbage:  A baby's bedroom.
criminal lawyers:  Sounds redundant, doesn't it?
crisis:  When your fortune cookie contradicts your horoscope.
critical mass:  Religious service for book & film reviewers.
criticizm is inversely proportionate to understanding...
crockery:  Artistic medium of the politician.
cross-breed animals. [Lev. 19:19]
cross-posted from alt.gvt.screwup.keating.dork.dork.dork
cross-posted from alt.rap.sucks.yo.yo.yo.yo.
cross-posted from alt.rush-limbaugh.dork.dork.dork
crossposted from: alt.sex.adolesent.dwarve.transvestite.druids
crouching like wrestlers... it seems an athletic kind of malady
crow@biteme.com - Crow T. Robot's Internet address
crowd, hardly anybody shows up. --Gallagher
crowded, and has a better view. --George Carlin
cucumbers  never suffers from performance anxiety...
cucumbers are easy to pickup...
cucumbers don't get AIDS.
cucumbers don't give a flying fu*k whether you're a virgin or not
cucumbers don't have sexual hangups...
cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves...
cucumbers never have head-aches...
cucumbers never make stupid excuses about "working late at the office"
cucumbers never need batteries!
cucumbers will never compare you to a centerfold...
cucumbers won't ask "Am I the best?" "Did you come? How many times?"..
cucumbers won't ask "Was it good for you?"...
cucumbers won't tell anyone that you aren't a virgin anymore...
cui bono?....For whose advantage?   To what end?
cuique suum (To each his own)
cuique suum....To each his own.
curiouser and curiouser
cursor address, n: "Hello, cursor!"
cut your hair. [Lev. 19:27]
cuvaj malo nade za nas, nemoj, sreco, nemoj danas.
cuz I'm wasted & I can't find my home..........
cyanide in the water? *&^% NO PERRIER
cyanide in the water? *&^% NO PERRIER
cyberpunk (SY-ber-punk): n.  A computer with an attitude.


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