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A D R E N A L I Z E
A band-aid? I'm a doctor Jim, not a----, oh forget it.
A total mess
A total mess...
A "Bad FAT" ....15 years experience... a clear conscience
A "Bobbit" snowstorm: About 4 inches on the ground
A "Cashless God". Is THAT what they mean by "non Denominational"????
A "Cherry Tart" is an oxymoron
A "Holier-than-thou" has a better right to judge humanity than GOD!!
A "Just Peace" is when our side gets whatever it was that it wanted.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,Before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes!
A "No Frills" Airline,,,The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."
A "No Frills" Airline,,,You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."
A "No Frills" Airline,,,You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messag
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messag
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messag
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messag
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messag
A "TransMatch" is not a car made by Pontiac!
A "bird in hand" makes brushing your teeth difficult.
A "can't" is someone who sits on their "can."
A "cheap shot" can still get you drunk.
A "died-again" Satanist? I _like_ it, I _like_ it!
A "language" is a dialect with an army.
A "lotus?" I thought that was a Grasshopper.
A "pacifist male" is a contradiction in terms
A "pacifist male" is a contradiction in terms. L. Long
A "peeping Tom" is a guy who is too lazy to go to the beach.
A "program" is used to create error messages!
A "program" is used to turn data into error messages.
A "reel" fisherman always prays his knot will hold!
A "reel" fisherman always prays his line is the right weight test!
A "reel" fisherman always remembers what he forgot, after the launch!
A "reel" fisherman can 'trailer' his boat by himself!
A "reel" fisherman can be very a-luring!
A "reel" fisherman can do it anywhere, on, in or by the water!
A "reel" fisherman can tell you about his first catch!
A "reel" fisherman doesn't have to be a tournment winner!
A "reel" fisherman has a boat motor with equal horsepower to his truck
A "reel" fisherman has a story about 'the big one that got away'!
A "reel" fisherman has at least one lure that never caught a fish!
A "reel" fisherman has at least one rusty tool in his tackle box!
A "reel" fisherman has at least one story about being 'hooked'!
A "reel" fisherman has given away fish, because 'he caught the limit'!
A "reel" fisherman has hooked a tree more than once!
A "reel" fisherman has more than two rods with different reels on each
A "reel" fisherman has run out of boat gas at least once!
A "reel" fisherman has sworn he will not loose another strike!
A "reel" fisherman knows a smart fish never gets caught!
A "reel" fisherman knows all the right TV shows to watch!
A "reel" fisherman knows how to open a can of worms!
A "reel" fisherman knows how to use his worm!
A "reel" fisherman knows the exact count of his best day!
A "reel" fisherman knows the exact size and date of his biggest catch!
A "reel" fisherman leaves an area cleaner than when he arrived!
A "reel" fisherman makes sure his license is up-to-date!
A "reel" fisherman needs no excuse!
A "reel" fisherman never has a full freezer!
A "reel" fisherman never has a full tackle box!
A "reel" fisherman never has enough time to fish!
A "reel" fisherman will always sharpen a new hook!
A "reel" fisherman will fish in any weather... if they're bitin' !
A "reel" fisherman will never go hungry!
A "reel" fisherman will never tell which bait was used for his catch!
A "running mate" is a husband who dared to talk back.
A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of saying slow down.
A "swift kick at his back door" is no way to get a dragon's attention.
A "swift kick in th'south-forty" is no way t'get a dragon's attention.
A "swift kick in the butt" is no way to get a dragon's attention.
A "ten-foot poll"? Five people taking a survey
A "user friendly" program doesn't have a 600 page manual!
A #T366 . Drink till she's cute. Stop before you get married
A $ saved is a $ congress has overlooked!
A $2500 computer with a 79* speaker...and no volume ctrl!
A $300 monitor will protect a $.50 fuse.
A $300 picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse by blowig
A $300.00 Picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse by blowing first.
A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse by blo
A $50.00 P.A. transistor will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first!
A $500 CPU will protect a $10 surge protector
A $500 CPU will protect a $10 surge protector by frying first.
A $500 CPU will protect a $10 surge protector every time!
A 'Restore' or a high-level cleric we will quest for then.
A 'de position' is something you do AFTER sex.
A 'droid don't pull yer arms outta yer sockets when he loses.
A 'full' life in my experience is usually full only of other people's demands
A 'government subsidy' is getting just some of your own m
A 'language' is a dialect with an army.
A 'soldier of darkness'? I'll believe it when I see it. - Sheridan
A 'wild party?' - Data
A (mail) packet a day keeps the doctor away!
A *Ban Handguns* bumper-sticker NEVER stopped a RAPE!
A *Lady* is NEVER sur-[trapdoor]-pprriiiiiiiiissseeddddd!
A *REAL* dumb blonde? Doesn't get the punchlines to blonde jokes!
A *Tagline* got you suspended from the FIDO Taglines Conference?
A *specific* ocean? Which one? Be more *Pacific*! -- Crow
A +25 sword of DM Slaying? Where can I find one?
A ... File/File save as ... ;-)
A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world
A .357 magnum beats four aces
A .44 Magnum beats 4 Aces
A .45 beats a royal flash EVERY TIME
A .GIF is worth a thousand .TXT's.
A .QWK is a Day's Adventure.
A .QWK! Oh my GAWD! Step on it before it reproduces!!!
A /root canal is better than a //root canal.
A 10 as an 8 is a 4; a 4 as a 4 is a 10!
A 10 second fuse lasts 3 seconds if made in USA
A 10-MHz 486?? Sorry, I didn't notice you had Windows
A 100 watt bulb is not twice as bright as a 50 watt bulb
A 100% right of return both ways.
A 100'th level Techno-Mage? I goose her!
A 10K brain attached to a 28,800 bps mouth
A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
A 1200 baud brain attached to a 28800 baud mouth.
A 15 day wait, can be 14 days too long. Ask the folks in L.A.!
A 1950 dollar is now worth $0.1843. VOTE PEROT IN '96!!
A 20MM cannon can ruin your whole day.
A 20mm Vulcan cannon from an A-7 means never having to say you're sorry
A 2400 baud modem makes you want to get out and push!
A 25th level CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!
A 25th level cleric/mage? I goose her!
A 28.8k modem in a 5G world.
A 2x4, Sir?
A 2x4, Sir?
A 3* stiffy is better than 5* floppy
A 3.5 disk should fit in a 5.25 drive, right?
A 3.5 inch hard is better than a 5.25" floppy.
A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.
A 30 day vacation will shut anyone up!
A 30 pound bicycle needs a 20 pound lock.
A 30-alarm fire ravages suburb of Panama City... Film at 11
A 3000 year old child proof cap? - Crow on mummy case
A 30? Are you dumb, or just incredibly lazy? - Darien
A 30mm round through the head could ruin your whole day!
A 32c postage due has been charged to your VISA
A 3«" hard is better than a 5¬" floppy.
A 40 pound bicycle needs a 10 pound lock.
A 486 makes more errors than an XT in the same time
A 486 that runs at 10 MHz? Oh, I didn't notice you had Windoze
A 486 that runs at 10 Mhz? Sorry, I hadn't noticed you had Windows
A 486-50 is the only acceptable solution.
A 4X speed NEC CD Rom, Soundblaster 16 - Crow
A 4X speed NEC CD Rom, Soundblaster 16. -- Crow T. Robot
A 4X4X8: on a Honda.
A 5-minute argument or the full half hour?
A 5.8, a 5.9, but the Eastern Block Judge Mistress Wanda
A 50 pound bicycle doesn't need a lock.
A 5000 pound star-fruit on top of me, Tom crumbled.-J.Foster/carambola
A 586SX, 32Mb 40ns RAM, 4Gb 2ms HD, now then C:\WIN
A 747 can keep you up for 14 hours.
A 90 mhz Pentium w/32 megs of RAM - Crow T. Robot's PC
A 90 mhz Pentium w/32 megs of RAM - Crow on his computer
A 90 mhz Pentium with 32 megs of RAM. -- Crow T. Robot
A :-) happens in a flash, but the memory lasts a lifetime
A B B --- Anybody But Bush!
A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
A B C D E F G, Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E-F-G. Eric the half a bee......
A B C D E-F-G. Eric the half a bee...... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
A B C D goldfish? L M N O goldfish! O S A R goldfish!
A BABY IS A LIFE, NOT A CHOICE.
A BABY! QUICK! SHOOT! - BATF
A BAD day's fishing STILL beats a GOOD day at work!
A BAD day....Transfer completed...573,000b 11cps
A BAD days fishing STILL beats a GOOD day at work!
A BANDAID!? Jim,I'm a doctor,not a... oh, never mind
A BANDAID!? Damn it Jim,I'm a doctor,not a-oh, never mind
A BANDAID!? Darn it Jim,I'm a doc..oh,never mind!
A BANDAID!? Darn it Jim,I'm a doctor,not a-oh, never mind
A BANDAID? Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a oh, yeah!
A BASIC programmer who moonlights as a stripper wears a G$.
A BBS addict is hooked when: you consider BBSing better than chocolate.
A BBS addict is hooked when: you hold the world's record for posting
A BBS crasher is a serial killer
A BBS needs Qwk like a fish needs a bicycle.
A BBS will never break down till just after you leave on vacation
A BBSer's telephone bill knows no bounds
A BIG CAT can hurt you, but a LITTLE PUSSY never hurt any man.
A BIG ROCK>>>>>>me<<<<<<A HARD PLACE
A BJ each day keeps the doctor away
A BLACK bin liner draped over a TV aerial makes a cheap yet effective
A Baby: nine months interest on a small deposit.
A Bachelor believes in life, liberty and the happiness of pursuit
A Bachelor can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.
A Bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once
A Bachelor is a man who: can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.
A Bachelor is a man who: is allergic to wedding cakes
A Bachelor looks but does not leap.
A Bachelor won't take `yes' for an answer
A Bad Idea: Being Knighted with a Vorpal Sword.
A Bad Redhead? Ohhhh, that's just too good to be True!
A Bajoran Tricorder is fast, accurate & good for hitting peoples heads
A Bajoran doctor gives Dax some Combantrin and accidentally kills her
A Bajoran religious leader from Star Trek: DSN gets Kai-arrhea
A Barbershop tag is the ultimate tagline!
A Barefoot Dancer On Broken Glass
A Barfing Bush is worth a Quail in the woods!
A Barney worshipper said this: AARRGGHH!! Slander!!!
A Basket, a Bobbitt, a Chop it off and Have it.
A Baskin-Robbins employee might drive a Jimmy.
A Batarang is _no_ defense against Odo!
A Batch File is just a list of "To Dos" for a Computer
A Batchelor's 'fridge: Home of the Chia-Meatloaf
A Battle of the Wits?! To the Death!?
A Bee On A Bee Makes A Baby Bee, that does: 'BEE BEE BEE BEE BEE...'
A Beer always goes down easy.
A Beer chaser is easy to catch.
A Beer doesn't care when you come.
A Beer doesn't have in-laws.
A Beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
A Beer is always satisfying.
A Beer won't get upset if you come home with another Beer.
A Beer won't tell you it's pregnant for fun.
A Belgian is a hell living on Earth.
A Berzerker Death Lord/High Priest? I goose him!
A Best Brains production
A Bestiary of Plant Eaters - by Herb Avore
A Bicycle Built For 2
A Big W E L C O M E T O T H E F L S I N G L E S ! ! ! to you!
A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac. -Vincent
A Big Mac, french fries and a large Coke!
A Big Mouth Travels Far.
A Bill of Rights is what the people are entitled to. -- Thomas Jefferson
A Bird in the Bush is worth 2 in the Hand!
A Bird in the hand will doo doo on you.
A Blast from the Past!
A Blonde asks them to list all 54 flavors, then orders vanilla.
A Blonde traded her menstrual cycle in for a Harley Davidson.
A Blonde traded her menstrual cycle in for a Honda.
A Blonde with brain damage Normal
A Blonde's Mating Call, I'm Soooooooooooooo Drunk!
A Blonde's idea of safe sex is padded headboards.
A Blonde's nursery rhyme. Humpme Dumpme.
A Blondes idea of safe sex: Put the car in Park
A BloodLine (c) is a wonderful thing to taste
A Blotter: Something to look for while the ink dries.
A Blue Door is hidden by a colorful metaphor
A BlueWaver is someone who loves BlueWave products! (C) DA 1993
A Blueberry is purple, except when green it is red!
A Bluewave of avalanche proportions.
A Bomb! - Lister
A Book an How to Run Software Manually - Geek Flinstone .... jam
A Book of Verses underneath the Bough.
A Borg Dalek: Resistance is useless. You will be exterminated.
A Borg Dalek: We obey.
A Borg Killer: Assimilate Congress: Then they'll NEVER work together!
A Borg Killer: Get Clinton: Their systems will be overtaxed and crash.
A Borg assimilated a Romulan and a Klingon. Now it has indigestion
A Borg guess is a Collective hunch
A Borg is coming! Quick, try to look useless!
A Borg with emotion is like Rush Limbaugh with a mike.
A Borg, A Ferenghi, and a Romulan walk into a bar
A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into Dan Quayle.
A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into Deanna Troi.
A Borg?
A Borgs breakfast: Nanites sprinkled on Corn Flakes
A Born Executive: his father owns the business.
A Boxing Corner man's Story by Dawson DeTowel
A Brand for Life
A Buddhist asks for hot dog: Make me one with everything.
A Buddhist asks for hot dog: Make me one with everything.
A Buddhist nudist practices yoga bare!
A Bugless Program is an Abstract Theoretical Concept.
A Bullitt Production.
A Butt-head virus would be annoying! uh huh huh uh Your system sucks!
A Butterfly is beautiful inside too!
A Butthead virus would be annoying! uh huh huh uh Your system sucks!
A Buzzard: "I had a nightmare I was Charles Schumer in another life!"
A Buzzard: Ugh! I had a nightmare I was Sarah Brady in another life!
A C compiler ? You call THAT a C compiler ?
A CAT IS AN ANIMAL THAT JUST KEEP ON GIVING......LOVE
A CATHETER LEAVES YOU FEELING DRAINED
A CEO would drive an Achieva.
A CLUELOW -- Who *really means it* when he asks ...
A COMPLETE Genealogy just can't be.. there's always more.
A CONS is an object which cares
A CONS is an object which cares. - Bernie Greenberg
A Camel is a horse designed by a committee
A Canadian DOS prompt: EH?:\>
A Canadian is an unarmed American with health care.
A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe.
A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe.
A Canadian? It's like an American, without the gun, with health care
A Cantonese will eat anything with legs but a chair.
A Cantonese will eat anything with wings but a plane.
A Canuk is somebody who can make love in a canoe
A Cardassian groin protector is still no defence against Kira!
A Cardassian ship with a cloaking device? - Kira
A Cat AND a tagline thief. JUST SHOOT ME!
A Cat Is The Only Real Love Money Can Buy.
A Cat WILL blink when hit by a hammer.
A Cat in the tire treads will make a Car run Smoother
A Cat is Easier to Train Than a Man
A Cat is only domestic in so far as suits its own needs.
A Cat is the Universe's way of showing us purrfection
A Cat may look at a King.
A Cat's Courage is as Strong as a Dog's Chain
A Cat's purr is sound of it generating mystery and enigma
A Caterpillar.........An upholstered worm
A Celeron has less computing power than an engineer's wrist watch.
A Chainsaw beats Violet Reflect EVERY time.
A Champion is as a Champion does in all things
A Charlie Watts walk on
A Charlie Watts walk on-- Mike Nelson
A Charter Member of the "New Wave" software!
A Cheapskate is someone who marries a prostitute for her money.
A Chev may not be a Cadillac but at times it beats walking
A Chicken in every pot and a wolf in every womb. Because of the flu
A Child of the 60s.
A Child's thoughts answer, the pain is in you, not I.
A Chinese Proverb: Yuck Fou!
A Chinese couple should only DO IT once
A Chinese couple should only do it once.
A Choice is ALWAYS possible, ...even Without ANY Options!
A Christian does not own his wealth; he owes it.
A Christian is a person who makes you think of Jesus
A Christian is an oak flourishing in winter. - Thomas Traherne
A Christian must keep the faith, but not to himself.
A Christian should keep the faith, but to himself.
A Christian walk is a better witness than a Christian talk
A Church guard must mind his keys and pews.
A Church is God between four walls. - Victor Hugo
A Classic is literature that is highly praised...although rarely read
A Clear Conscience is nothing more than a poor memory
A Clever Tagline Is A Sign Of A Sick Mind
A Cliff-Top Tragedy - By Eileen Dover
A Clinton victory = Total disaster
A Closed Mind gets you what you Deserve
A Closed Mouth Gathers No Foot
A Closet is a dark room where queer things develope!
A Coca-Cola cowboy will use fizzy logic.
A Communist is a Liberal in a hurry!
A Communist is a person who publicly airs his dirty Lenin.
A Communistic Keyboard has no 'ESC' Key
A Communistic Keyboard has no 'ESC' Key
A Compendium Of Italian Nobel Prize Winners
A Computer Hacker's tombstone: CONNECT 1963....NO CARRIER 1996
A Conscientious Conservative doesn't call his computer a PC.
A Conservative Mind is a lot to waste. Liberal Media Attack Time nears!
A Conservative government is an organized hypocrisy. -- Disraeli
A Conservative is a Liberal who's been mugged
A Conservative is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
A Conservative's cure for America are worse than the problem.
A Conservative's generosity is limited to his/her rich friends.
A Cray Supercomputer and a 2400 baud modem!
A Cray a day to keep IBM away!
A Cray-3 is so fast it runs an infinite loop in 3 ms
A Cricetid or any small Slavic origin rodent - Tom
A Critique Of Ian Fleming - By J. M. Spond
A Cross? Oh, vey, have YOU got the wrong vampire!
A Crowded Bar
A Crown of Thorns is still a Crown...Samael
A Crucifix? Oy vey -- have YOU got the wrong vampire
A Czechoslovakian Sandy Frank movie?! - Tom
A D and D: Advanced Democrats and Dragons. I wanna be a dragon
A D.M.'s Best Twit filter is a large Red Dragon.
A DOLLAR is a weight of silver.
A DOS better than DOS = OS/2 !
A DUMMY LOAD is not a truckful of mannequins!
A Dad's money is not more valuable than a Dad's time
A Daisy by any other name Still attracts aphids
A Dalek Borg: "As-si-mi-late."
A Dalek Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be as-si-mi-la- ted.
A Day Of A Thousand Years - By Ann O. Domini
A Day Without Paronomasia, Is A Day Without Punshine
A Dead Criminal is one a Sleazy Liberal Judge cannot let off the hook.
A Deja Vu is God's way of saying Redo from start
A Democrat -- too poor to be a capitalist, too rich to be a Communist.
A Democrat is society's version of a computer virus
A Democrat is someone who wants to put YOUR money where H
A Democrat is someone who would be a Republican if he had the money
A Democrat is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run
A Democrat's generosity is limited only by your income
A Denebian Slime Devil is a Tribble built to Klingon specifications.
A Dentist is a bridge builder
A DesiLu Production.
A Diamond Is a Chunk of Coal That Was Made Good Under Pressure !!
A Dick By Any Other Name is Still a Dick
A Difference Between Men and Boys: Price of Toys
A Difficulty for Every Solution. -- Motto of the Federal Civil Service
A Diplomat can look happy when he has unexpected dinner guests
A Diplomat job is to settle problems created by other diplomats
A Dirty Elf is a Terrible Thing to Waste
A Dirty Lil' Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
A Discordian is prohibited of believing what he reads
A Dog is just a dog until he faces you, then he is Mr. Dog.
A Dollar saved is a dime earned. The rest is Revenue Canada's
A Dope Dealer Will Sell To Anybody's Kids EXCEPT THERE OWN!
A Dope Smoking, Draft Dodging, Adulterer is President?
A Dr. Clayton Forrester presentation - Dr. Forrester
A Dragon stranded in shallow water furnishes amusement for the shrimps
A Dragon with THAC0 -98? It's your turn to go first.
A Dragon with THAC0 -98? Um, it's your
A Dragon with THAC0 -98? Um, it's your turn to go first.
A Dragonrider's pet wolf is a weyr -wolf!
A Drive-in movie is wall to wall car-petting
A Druid! A Druid who turns undead! A Druid! I'm gonna be sick!
A Dungeons & Dragons version of the Newlywed Game -- Crow
A Durian a day keeps everyone away
A E I þ U (I had a vowel movement)
A European swallow, or an African swallow?
A European swallow, or an African swallow? - Monty Python
A Eurythmics video! - Crow on near-bald alien girl
A FACT is anything you can convince someone else to believe.
A FAIR price? - Rom
A FAMILY or a MIND is a terrible thing to waste!
A FAT Check A Day Will Keep Norton Disk Doctor Away.
A FISH STORY by Czar Dean.
A FOOL WITH A TOOL IS STILL A FOOL!
A Fallopian Tube is a part of a television set. (Y/N) ?
A Familiar Luncheon - By Sam Witch
A Family Christmas: "Let the bickering begin!"
A Fart Is The Lonely Cry Of An Imprisoned Turd
A Fatal Error has occured: You're dead!
A Fax/Data modem lets a computer see, hear and talk!
A Female's Guide To Logical Thinking
A Ferengi a monk and a clone decide to go bowling. - Data
A Ferengi is trying to sell us Windows, may I fire?
A Ferengi tagline; Pay 3 slips Gold Pressed Ladinum to read it.
A Ferengi used car salesman. Now there's a scary thought!
A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all
A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all. - FRA #18
A Ferengi without profit is not a Ferengi at all.
A Ferengi, a monk, and a clone decide to go bowling-- Data
A Ferguson Insight: He who smiles in crisis has found someone to blame
A Ferguson Insight: You can observe a lot by just watching
A Fido Dog is just a dog until he faces you, then he is Mr. Dog.
A Fido address is a terrible thing to waste.
A Fish Story - By Czar Dean
A Fistful of Datas: "The Good, The Bad, & The Klingon"
A Flak Jacket is highly recommended
A Florid Flock of Forty Flatulent Flamingos.
A Florida law makes it illegal to fall asleep under a hair dryer.
A Fool And His Money ... Now That's My Kind Of Friend
A Fool and his Taglines are soon moderators
A Fool and his Taglines are soon moderators. <= Yikes!
A Fool and his money are soon parted - thru divorce!!
A Fool and his words are soon parted
A Fool, A Tool, A Pool; LOOPALOOTALOOFA!
A Foreigner's Guide To Camping In Florida
A Fortran compiler is the hobgoblin of little minis
A Forum for literary vagabonds
A Francis Ford Coppola production - Tom
A Fremen dies when he is too long from the desert; this we call "the water sickness." --Stilgar, the Commentaries
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.
A Freudian slip may be revealing, but a Jungian slip is just a mythstake
A Friend In Need Always Finds Your New Phone Number.
A Friend in Need is a pain in the .....Loow Back
A Friend in Need is a pain indeed.
A Friend in Need is indeed a pain in the neck.
A Friend is A Person With Whom You Dare to Be Yourself !!
A Frog (Atog)
A G-string is made to be plucked.
A G-string is part of a violin.
A G-string is part of a violin. TRUE FALSE
A GENERATION WHICH IGNORES HISTORY HAS NO PAST - AND NO FUTURE!
A GIFT OF PROPHECY, Ruth Montgomery, 1965
A GOOD Crime Bill would indict the Clinton's.
A GOOD THING ABOUT A SHORT MEMORY, enjoy the same newspaper for a mont
A GOOD friend KEEPS his surplus zucchini!!
A GOOD salesman can sell Tupperware to Ethiopians!
A GPF is a UAE in drag
A Galliard Fianna talk about a walking redundancy
A Garden Weasel and a Black Mask, what possibilitys
A Gay's First Aid Kit, Vaseline and listerine.
A Get has to have priorities. -- Jurgi Hautala
A Get of the Hand of Tyr is real close to being an executioner
A Girl In Trouble Is A Temporary Thing
A Girlfriend may be a free trial, but you get a life sentence.
A God Who Meddles Reveals His Incompetence
A God who let us prove his existence would be an idol.
A God who let us prove his existence would be an idol. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
A Goethe is a steel beam; a Joyce is a wooden one
A Government that treats people according to race is RACIST.
A Great Dane huh? I was hoping for a toy poodle (sniff)
A Great Plenty. E. Nuff
A Great Plenty: E. Nuff
A Greek, not a Jew! - Crow sings as Anka
A Guardian! What it sees, Lo Pan knows! - Egg Sheng
A Guide To Arab Democracies
A Guide To Australian Etiquette
A Guide To Snorkeling In Norway
A Gun Ain't Loaded 'Til You Pull the Trigger
A Gun is inanimate, therefore it CAN NOT cause crime. Only PEOPLE do!
A HARD DRIVE is from Cleveland to Chicago
A HARD DRIVE is from Cleveland to Cleveland
A HOLE-IN-ONE: A gunshot wound through the mouth or rectum
A HOOT 'n a HOLLER from BULLIES ACRE!
A HOT PILOT DOESNT NEED ALL THAT ELECTRONIC FELGERCARB...STARBUCK
A HUD castle - Mike on ruins
A HUD castle! -- Mike Nelson
A HUMAN!!!!!!!! A TREEEEE!!!!!!!!!! (thump) - Batty/Chrysta
A Ham operator needs 26 hours in a day, all 8 days of the week
A Hammer can deliver from feather light to MIGHTY BLOWS!
A Happy Heart is like Good Medicine
A Happy Home Life And Marriage, Part II, by Woody Allen
A Happy Home Life And Marriage, by Donald Trump
A Hawaiian Christmas - Poi To The World!
A Hellbore Canon beats four aces.
A Hiker's Guide To The Ho Chi Minh Trail
A Hindu is a terrible thing of caste?
A History Of Aspirin - By Ivan Hedake
A History Of U.S. Presidents That Made Progress
A Holy Grail? Oh, we allready have one of those
A Holy Nation Under Jesus
A Horse of a Different Color
A Hot Temper is a Terrible Thing to Waste
A Hunka, Hunka, Chocolate Cake
A Hunka, Hunka, Chocolate Cake... Elvis Presley
A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The Trash And Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House
A Husband is a man who lost his liberty in pursuit of happiness
A Husband is a man who: made a wrong turn in lovers' lane
A Husband who gets breakfast in bed, is in the Hospital.
A Husband, made a wrong turn in lovers' lane
A JEDI DON'T DIE HE FADE AWAY
A Jade stone is useless before it is processed; a man is good-for-nothing until he is educated. - Chinese Proverb
A Japanese art director? Noooo! -- Crow T. Robot
A Japanese art director? Noooo! - Crow
A Jazz musician is a juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges.
A Jedi betrayed and murdered your father
A Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. --Kenobi
A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. - Yoda
A Jedi named #TN# betrayed and murdered your father.
A Jedi named Darth Vader betrayed and murdered your father
A Jedi named Orville Bullitt betrayed and murdered your father.
A Jedi named ROY-onge betrayed and murdered your father
A Jedi named Vampyra, betrayed and murdered your father.
A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
A Jedi's weapon! Much like your father's
A Jehovah's Witness told me this was Watchtower's swimsuit issue
A Joke By Ingmar Bergman
A Joke By Ingmar Bergman - Mike holds up sign
A Joke By Ingmar Bergman. -- Mike Nelson
A Journey Through The Mind Of A Squid
A Judge: an unemployed lawyer who wears a black dress!!
A Jungian slip is just a mythstake
A Jury: 12 persons who decide who has the best lawyer
A KGB keyboard has no key!
A KGB keyboard has no <ESC> key!
A KGB keyboard has no escape key.
A KID A DAY, KEEPS THEM ALL OUT OF WAY - Janier
A KING does it with his official seal
A Kansas Seven Course Dinner: Raccoon and a six pack!
A Kat is a terrible thing to waste... Drive safely
A Kat is easier to train than a man
A Kat is easier to train than a moderator
A Kat is, above all things, a dramatist
A Kat will assume the shape of its container
A Kat will blink when struck on the head with a hammer
A Kennedy's most common sexual position: Defendant.
A Kes is still a Kes, a sigh is still a sigh.
A Keyboard. How Quaint! - Spock
A Kid Should Be By His Mother, Everybody Knows That /
A Kiss With A Fist Is Better Than None My Dear
A Kiwi is sorta like an honorary Aussie.
A Kiwi is sorta like an honorary Aussie.
A Klingon Diplomat? No, his Disrupter ran out of energy.
A Klingon _never_ breaks his word. - Worf
A Klingon does NOT play Springball, Major!
A Klingon does not let a friend face danger alone. - Worf
A Klingon is his work, not his family. - Klang
A Klingon is never late, every other guests are...... S.I. CYR
A Klingon vessel is decloacking off our port bow, compliments of Gowron
A Klingon warrior fights to the death! - Worf
A Klingon's mother wears combat boots.
A Klingon, a Romulan, and a Borg we <Phaser Blast>
A Klingon, a Romulan, and a Borg we <Phasor Blas
A Knock? would shatter my dreams' illusions--Jim Morrison
A Kosher American President will eliminate government pork ,,,,
A Kosher president will eliminate government pork.
A Kosher president will eliminate government pork.
A LAW rocket beats four Aces!
A LEAN MEAN ROCK AND ROLL MACHINE!! TED NUGENT
A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of
A LITTLE MORE TO THE RIGHT......
A LOT of a moderator's work is done privately, via netmail.
A LOVER OF AVIATION IS FOREVER YOUNG
A LURKER -- Doesn't do much; doesn't get much;
A Lady is a woman who makes a man act like a Gentleman
A Law of Computer Programming: Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you will find the programmers cannot write in English
A Lerxst in Wonderland -Rush
A Liberal a day keeps the money away.
A Liberal advisory has been issued for this conference.
A Liberal is a Conservative who was a victim of false arrest
A Liberal is one who has both feet planted firmly in air.
A Liberal thinks higher taxes will make him richer
A Liberal's financial destruction of society can really r
A Liberal's generosity is limited by *your* income
A Liberal's total destruction of civilization can really
A Lich? I steal it's Spellbook!
A Life of Celibacy .... by M. T. Bedd
A Life!? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?
A Life-form? What board can I download it from?
A Limited Time Offer! Whoops - time's up!
A Linux machine! because a 486 is a terrible thing to waste! (By jjs@wintermute.ucr.edu, Joe Sloan)
A Lithuanian Left Handed Golf=================================
A Lithuanian Left Handed Golfing Assoc. Board?!
A Little Bit of UH HUH And A Whole Lot Of OH YEAH
A Little Coitus Never Hoitus
A Loaded Pun Sometimes Goes Off
A Long Nose Is Forever.
A Long Walk - by Miss DeBus
A Lot of people mistake their imagination for their memory.
A Lottery is a tax on people who don't understand statistics
A Low Yield Atomic Bomb is an oxymoron
A MAC makes a better paperweight.
A MARINE CAN STAND *ANYTHING*! -- Mr. Buzzcut
A MOTHER IS A LEPIDOPTERIST
A MOVIE: Life with the dull parts left out!
A Mac emulator under OS/2? You *are* sick! ;-)
A Macintosh : Something that SHOULD be eaten!
A Macintosh a day keeps Apple Happy and Rich!
A Macintosh is a very expensive Etch-a-Sketch
A Macintosh is an Etch-a-Sketch that you don't have to shake
A Macintosh is not truly portable until it is airborne.
A Macintosh is to a computer as an Edsel is to an automobile.
A Macintosh user
A Mage with a machine gun beats your three dragons.
A Magic Door! Why didn't you say? - Cat: Stasis Leak
A Magick Book that sticks with you: The VELCRONOMICON
A Man Without a GOD is Like a Fish Without a Bicycle
A Man of the 60s. A Child of the 80s.
A Man thinketh within his heart, so is he. - King Solomon
A Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down
A Marine can stand ANYTHING! - Buzzcut
A Marine counts to one by taking off his pants.
A Marine in a Volkswagen: Farfromthinkin.
A Marine saw a sign that said WET CEMENT -- So he did.
A Marine wanted a mink for his mom, he started screwing minks.
A Marshal of France Ridiculous! -- Picard
A Martini and Ecology Group: concerned people who like to drink a lot.
A Mature Day In My Life, by Barry Bonds
A McDonald's would be nice at the trailhead
A Meester, Wanna buy some dirty peekshurs of my seester?
A Memory Manager is something I need more than my computer
A Mess of Rushages
A Message From Our Sponsor TRAP000E ERRCD=0000 ERACC=** ERLIM=*****
A Metaphor is like a Simile
A Meteor is an example of a rock star.
A Mexican _WILL_ blink when hit by a hammer.
A MiG at your six is better than no MiG at all
A Million? That's Unfair
A Mime is a bright new original thought with an army
A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Taste Dahmer
A Mind Without Books Is Like A Body Without A Soul
A Mississippi river boat captain might drive a Delta.
A Modemer's telephone bill knows no bounds.
A Moderator doesn't have to sign a message. You _JUST_ know!
A Moderator's job is never done!
A Moderator's power ends at his echo. A SysOp's ends at his/her board
A Moderator's power ends at his/her echo
A Moderator's power ends at his/her echo. A sysop's ends at his/her board
A Moderator, Godzilla with a key board.
A Mogwai is simply a highly evolved Tribble!
A Monk, a Clone and a Ferrengi decided to go bowling
A Most Dangerous Thing - an Ensign with a map
A Most Dangerous Thing - an Ensign with a warp field experiment.
A Mother Goose/Oliver Stone production: "HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS PUSHED"
A Mother Superior-ity complex - Mike
A Multi-Phrase tractor beam locked onto u. ^*#@$NO CARRIER
A Multi-Phrase tractor beam! But take it!
A Mystic asking for a hot-dog: "Make me one with everything
A NAVY flier's nightmare ... NO CARRIER
A NEW weapon against The Borg...Make them D/L Windows!
A NEWBIE -- Hasn't had time to acquire `em;
A NICE arrangement for the Brekians. - Crusher
A NICE response to some NICE questions - NICE, isn't it?
A NON-TAGLINE TAGLINE
A NORMAL one that is!!! arrrgrggg) :)
A NOT those other three letters!!!*
A Native American might drive a Cherokee.
A Navy Pilot's worst nightmare: NO CARRIER
A Neanderthal brain in a Cro-Magnon body.
A Neep is for life, not just for Christmas
A Nest Isn't Empty Until All Their Stuff Is Out of the Attic
A New Ferengi Contraceptive: The Internal Metaphasic Shield for Women
A New Level, Of Confidence, And Power...--Pantera
A New Moon leads me to the woods of dreams, and I follow
A New PBS Special: Burrowing Trees of the Serengeti
A New York City ordinance prohibits the shooting of rabbits from the rear of a
A New York City ordinance prohibits the shooting of rabbits from the rear of a Third Avenue street car -- if the car is in motion
A New York fitness expert has released an exercise book for nuns called, "Changing Habits: The Sister's Workout." The Vatican rejected the original title, "Nuns of Steel."" --Conan O'Brien
A New Zealander man with a permanent tan, that's a Maori
A New Zealander man with a permanent tan, that's a Maori
A Newfie's 5 happiest years: grade 3
A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors.
A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master.
A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child.
A Nihilist orders a hotdog: Make me one with nothing
A Nobel Peace Prize? I would KILL for one of those.
A Nobel Peace Prize? I'd kill for one of those.
A Norwegian is never truly happy unless he's cold, wet, and miserable
A Old Timer remembers when a baby was an addition and not a deduction.
A Old Timer remembers when baby sitters were called mothers.
A Old Timer remembers when: a baby was an addition and not a deduction.
A Old Timer remembers when: a coffee break was your lunch hour
A Old Timer remembers when: baby sitters were called mothers.
A Old Timer remembers when: coffee was a grind and paying for it was not
A Open Mind is a terrible thing to waste
A PARANOID IS A GUY WHO JUST FIGURED OUT WHAT'S GOING ON!
A PBS mind in an MTV world
A PC a day, keep the Apple away!
A PC is a terrible thing to waste : Linux !
A PC is for manipulation of data, not the manipulation of thought.
A PC takes guesswork out of it. So does a bikini.
A PC takes some of the guesswork out of it. So does a bikini.
A PC without a clock is like a modem without a phone
A PIII-900 is the only acceptable solution.
A PRO!! -Calvins @(#*$&$(# NO CAR
A PROGRAM is used to turn data into error messages.
A PROJECT ALWAYS expands to fill all your available memory. ÄEdsil Murphy
A PROJECT ALWAYS expands to fill your available memory
A Pagan Batman wears a Yewtility Belt
A Pagan a day makes for a healthy, happy dog. Save $ on dog food!
A Pagan family LIVES the love of the Lord and the Lady
A Pagan loves his autonomy like a glutton loves his lunch!
A Palm tree is a telephone pole in disguise
A Paluckoo a day keeps the loose BMs away.
A Paradox May be Paradoctored.
A Paradox? An Oxymoron? Can't decide? Then it's a Paradoxymoron.
A Partridge in a pear tree? Who's the wise guy? --Todd, SN
A Partridge in a pear tree? Who's the wise guy? --Todd, SN
A Partridge in a pear tree? Who's the wise guy? --Todd, SN
A Party Political Broadcast On Behalf Of The Norweigan Party
A Party Political Broadcast On Behalf Of The Wood Party. Ä M. Python
A Pastor's work is never done, it goes from Son to Risen Son
A Peacemaker Missile is an oxymoron.
A Pearl is a temple built by pain around a grain of sand.
A Penny Saved Is A Congressional Oversight"
A Penny earned is a Penny owed (Probably to Uncle Sam)
A Penny for your thoughts. - Q
A Penny four your thought, a Nickel for your kiss
A Penny saved is a Congressional oversight
A Penny saved is a Penny earned. Ben Franklin
A Penny saved is a Penny earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's.
A Penny saved is not very much
A Pentium FDIV. You never know what you're gonna get
A Pentium is like a box of chocolates. - Forrest Intel
A Pentium makes 32 as many errors as a 486 in the same time.
A Pentium that runs at 4 mhz? Sorry, I hadn't noticed you had Windows
A Pentium/200MHz, 64Mb 40ns RAM, 4Gb 2ms HD... Now: C:\>WIN
A Philadelphia institution...kind of like Byberry.
A Philistine on the sidewalk. - Hobbes
A Philodox Child of Gaia talk about a walking redundancy
A Phul and my money will stay parted!!
A Picture Is Worth 100,000 Bytes.
A Place Called Joe's
A Place For A Wig - By Sonia Head
A Place Somewhere Downtown
A Plateau is the highest form of flattery.<p>
A Plumber Is Needed - By Rufus Leaking
A Poetic Borg: You will compose assimiliated rhythms and rhymes.
A Point in My Favor!
A Polaroid is a poor excuse for a light meter
A Police State is great... so long as you are the police
A Poor Man: One who has nothing but money
A Portable Hole holds a lot of beer.
A Presidency is a terrible thing to waste- Phil Gramm, Re: Clinton
A President cannot always be popular. Ä Harry S. Truman
A Proctologist is a brain surgeon for IRS agents
A Proctologist is a brain surgeon for federal agents
A Professional tagline production by Anderson.
A Professor is one who talks in someone esle's sleep. - W. H. Auden
A Pseudonym is a nym that is not your real nym.
A Puppy in the mouth is worth two in the office
A Puritan is one who is afraid that someone somewhere is having fun
A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone s
A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone somewhere is having fun
A Pushwall is attempting to escape off the side of the map.
A Q a day - keeps the Borg away.
A Q a day keeps the Borg away. ......well, maybe not
A QUANTUM LEAP into the past, Bell Atlantic Business Syst
A QUANTUM LEAP into the past, Bell Atlantic Business Systems Services.
A QUANTUM LEAP into the past: Finding your name on Pyramid walls!
A QWK a day means you're offline!
A QWK compatible mail reader for OS/2
A QWK pack a day, keeps insanity away
A QWK! Oh my GOD! Step on it before it reproduces!!
A Qmodem is a happy modem!
A Question of Justice - By M. Crook
A Quinn Martin Production
A RADICALLY DIFFERENT CONCEPT IN SPACE-AGE LIVING: New
A RAM is a terrible thing to waste.
A REAL BBS makes ANSI-standard pizza available for download
A REAL Cultist: is one who voted for the Clintons
A REAL O/S is called AIX & runs on a RISC box !!
A REAL test for Duracell Bunny : build an _American_ Space Station
A REAL test for Duracell Bunny : write a Windows version that _works_!
A REAL test for that pink bunny : installing Windows95 on an XT
A REAL test for that pink bunny: Build an _American_ Space Station.
A REAL test for that pink bunny: Write a Windows version that works!
A Race of super-evolved galactic beings is screwing with us!
A Racetrack is where windows clean people.
A Ragabash Bone-Gnawer talk about a walking redundancy
A Rash Decision: wear the -loose- pants!
A Recipe for Borscht? Beets me.
A Red Dragon? I pull out my Wand of Marshmallows.
A Red Dragon?! Hmmph! I grab my trusty spoon +2 and charge 'im!!
A Redneck's Seven Course Dinner: Possum and a six pack!
A Republican is someone born on third base, but thinks he hit a triple.
A Republican keyboard has no <ESC> key
A Republican victory is a victory for America
A Restroom-The only place a flush beats a full house
A Riverside, California, health ordinance states that two persons may not kiss
A Robin red breast in a cage puts all heaven in a rage
A Robot: Your Plastic Pal Who Is Fun To Be With.
A Rock ====>>> you <<<==== A Hard Place
A Rock =====<<< @N@ <<<===== A Hard Place
A Rock ========>>> <<<===== A Hard Place
A Rock----->Stuck<-----A Hard Place
A Rolex is a Texan's sundial!!!
A Rolling Stone gathers no moss, but they still get $s
A Rose is a Rose is a Rose by any name ---,-'--{@ ---,-'--{@
A Rose is a Rose, is a Rose, is a Rose
A Rotarian was the first to call John the Baptist "Jack."
A Royal Egyptian passing wind is a toot uncommon!
A Rubber Chicken and his family wrote this tag file.
A Rubber Chicken will satisfy you in EVERY way
A Rubber Chicken will satisfy you in EVERY way. <g>
A Rubber Chicken would never support Bill Clinton.
A Rubber Chicken would never support Newt Gingrich.
A Rubber chicken's head will melt on a hot lightbulb.
A Runabout bumper sticker: Honk if you hate Kai Winn
A Rush room is like a mushroom. You're kept in the dark and fed crap.
A SAFE AND HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON TO EVERYONE!
A SAFE AND HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
A SCRATCH? Your arm's off!
A SEXY fact - Israelis do it BETTER! <Madonna> (Or faster?)
A SHEEP WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU FOR A CUCUMBER
A SHEZ a day keeps the ZIP's at bay....Jim Derr
A SLMR 2.1a registration number is tough to get!
A SNOW SNAKE'S GOT ME! -- Calvin
A SOCIALIST CONGRESS lead by A SOCIALIST PRESIDENT is on the MOVE!
A SPAM haiku page/We must all be quite insane/Hormel is so proud
A SPECIFIC Ocean? Which one? Be more PACIFIC! - Crow
A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'
A STITCH IN TIME SAVES BLOODLOSS
A STITCH IN TIME SAVES BLOODLOSS
A STOIC brings the baby; a CYNIC is where you wash
A Sandie - Did it on the beach.
A Saviour of men not saved is strange. **John Owen
A Scarf is just an unfinished Afghan
A Schoolboy's Troubles - By Ben Dover
A Scot runs out every 12 minutes to put a nickel in the parking meter!
A Scouse a day helps you Work, Rest and Play.
A Scout challenges himself with every merit badge.
A Scout is *never* lost. Misplaced, perhaps, but *never* lost.
A Scout is REVERENT!
A Scout is brave.
A Scout is cheerful.
A Scout is clean.
A Scout is courteous.
A Scout is friendly.
A Scout is helpful.
A Scout is kind.
A Scout is loyal.
A Scout is obedient.
A Scout is reverent.
A Scout is thrifty.
A Scout is trustworthy.
A Selection Of Funny Jokes From Rec.Humor
A Semaritan? This is supposed to be a Jewish section!
A Semihemidemiquaver gives me a trill!
A Sentient 1701-D: "Engage it *YOURSELF* Picard!"
A Shade Below Neon: not too bright!
A Sharper Point #7
A Short Book: The Book of Virtue by Bill Clinton
A Shower is the halfway point between Bed and World.
A Sign of the Last Days: The President's cat gets 200 letters daily
A Silent democrat is America's dream
A Simpson on a T-shirt? I never thought I'd see the day! - Marge
A Skeptic with an open mind, should never look up! -Woops! no Brain
A Skier Pays an Arm & a Leg to Break an Arm & a Leg!
A Skydiver is taken by the gravity of his situation.
A Smartmodem often isn't
A Smile is Contagious - Catch One
A Smith & Weason beats Four Aces everytime.
A Smith & Wesson *ALWAYS* beats 4 Aces.
A Smith & Wesson ALWAYS beats four aces.WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN TO PLAY?!!
A Smith & Wesson always beats four aces.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces every time.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces..
A Smith & Wesson bets 4 Aces!
A Smith & Wesson *ALWAYS* beats 4 Aces
A Smith and Wesson beats 4 Aces.
A Smith and Wesson beats a Jones and Crisco
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
A Smith and Wesson beats four of anything!
A Smith&Wesson beats four aces.
A Snake? Ya are an odd fellow, aren't you. - 49er to Data
A Sneeze is just a facial orgasm!!!
A SoCIaL LIfe? of couRsE! you're In tHE pErfecT pLace, wRoNg ConFerEnce!
A Social Life ? Where do I download that from ?
A Social Life? What file area is that in?
A Social Life???......Where can I FREQ that file from?
A Social life? Where can I download that!?
A Soldier of Darkness has come on that ship! - Amis
A Southern Redneck's Seven Course Dinner: Possum and a six pack!
A Spirit isn't free until it has flown
A Spoonfull Of Music.
A Spotless Scalp In 7 Days - By Mikhail Gorbachev
A Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
A Star Is Barred - By Sherlock Tout
A Star Ship? What registry would that be? - Clemens
A Star Trek Porn Production: "Three in a Ro".
A Star Trek fan might drive an Intrepid.
A StarShip with re-chargeable batteries?? (Naaa...)
A Starchild gets whipped with a Van Allen belt.
A Stealth bomber! Will Dizzy eat it?
A Steven wright fan
A Steven wright fan (speaking for hisself only)
A Stick? Level 12 and all you have is a STICK??????
A Still-Store of Farrah Fawcett's poster - Tom on Crow
A Stitch In Time Saves 9 Billion.
A Stockton law of 1926 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.
A Stoic brings the baby; a Cynic is where you bathe it.
A Study Of Influenza - By S. Pew
A Study Of The Glutius Maximus - By C. Howitt Feals
A Stuntman To The End - By Kenny Doitt
A Super Speedway is one with flush toilets. B.France,Sr
A Survey of Cygnian Repiratory Disease? Fascinating. Dax
A Survey on Cygnian Respiratory Disease? McCoy
A Swede can have sex at 15, but must be 20 to buy alcohole
A Swedish copkiller can freely walk around in Stockholm at no risk
A Swedish robber can say he's undercover colleague and pass the cops
A SysOp and her mind are soon parted
A SysOp and his money are soon parted
A SysOp and his/her mind are soon parted
A SysOp's Mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A SysOp's wife is a lonely woman
A SysOps work is never dung.
A Sysop and his mind are soon parted
A Sysop and his money are soon fools.
A Sysop and his money are soon parted.
A Sysop and his money are soon.. HEY where's my wallet!
A Sysop on RIME tells me to page him anytime! ... Loves it
A Sysop's mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A Sysop's telephone bill knows no bounds.
A Sysops' Work Is Never Done.
A T. Rex? You have a T. Rex? - Ellie Sattler
A TAGLINE a day keeps a life away.
A TOAST: Here's to the top, here's to the middle. Let's hope tonight we all get a little.
A TROLL BRIDGE? Oh, I thought you said a TOLL bridge!
A TROLL BRIDGE? Oh, I thought you said a TOLL bridge!
A TRUE addict can talk to the BBS *without* a modem!
A TV movie Mount Rushmore -Tom on group of grade b actors
A TV movie Mount Rushmore-- Tom Servo
A Tagline
A Tagline a day keeps viruses away!
A Tagline goes where?
A Tagline is a snippet of surreality
A Tagline is a terrible thing to waste
A Tagline is nothing without opportunity.
A Tagline never asks, was it was good for you?
A Tagline? What's that, and are we taxing it?
A Tagline? What's that, and are we taxing it? -- Bill Clinton.
A Tagline? What's that? Are we taxing it? - B. Clinton
A Tahitian babe for everyone! - Tom
A Tale Of No Cities
A Tale of Two Rikers, Charles Dickens
A Tale of Two Zities -Dickens's cookbook
A Tale of WTO Cities: Street protests in Seattle and Quebec City.
A Tattoo is just an aftermarket Dermal Upgrade
A Taxpayer and his money are soon parted.
A Tech Without A Tweeker Is Like A Day Without SunShine!
A Ted Williams signature inflatable bathtub pillow! - Tom
A Teddy always loves you .. even when asleep.
A Teenager never falls in love more than once a week.
A Terminate a day keeps the doctor away
A Texas bisexual is a cowboy who likes cattle & sheep.
A Thesaurus Without Any Synonyms, Or Antonyms
A Theurge Uktena talk about a walking redundancy
A Thing + A Name for the Thing = 1 Thing too many
A Thousand Pints of Lite!
A Thousand Points Off!
A Thousand Points of Blight
A Thousand Points of Broccoli
A Thousand Points of humor surgically removed.
A Thousand Potatoes Yet To Go - By K. P. Dooty
A Thousand points of Broccoli!
A Thrustmaster is _not_ a sex toy
A Time to Weep and A Time to Laugh; A Time to Mourn and A Time to Dance !!
A Toast: I would rather be with the people at this table, than the finest people in the world!
A Token Ring means just what it says.
A Token Ring means just what it says.
A Top 20 Sperm Bank: stacks of frozen whacks.
A Toyota
A Treatise on Bigfoot: Black Swan or Boogy Man?
A Tree Grows in Washington by Al Gore
A Trek porn production: "Cheap Trills!!"
A Trek porn production: "Three in a Ro"
A Trekker's chromosomes contain the Star Trek Gene.
A Tribble a day has the Minimum Daily Requirement of fur.
A Tribble a day keeps the Klingon well fed
A Tribble a day keeps the Klingons away
A Tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed.
A Tribble a day keeps the Trekkers away
A Tribble a day keeps the Trekkies away...or is it Trekkers now?
A Tribble is a furry little creature from a humorous Star Trek episode.
A Tribble is good eating, just remember to singe the fur off first!
A Tribble is the only love that money can buy.
A Trill surcharge on an office machine: A Dax fax tax.
A Trip to the Dentist - By Yin Pain
A Trip to the Dentist: Yin Pain
A Trout lives on anything not included in the fisherman's equipment.
A True Wise Man Has More Questions Than Answers
A Tyrannosaurus went into the computer lab and ate a computer. Now he is the biggest know-it-all in the world
A UFO was observed in Vancouver: The sun.
A UFO... What's that???
A UFO... What's that??? Join MufoNet and you'll know!
A UN acting against Bosnia can act also against the US.
A USRHST-world's most powerful modem-feeling lucky
A University without students is like an ointment without a fly.
A University without students is like an ointment without a fly. -- Ed Nather, professor of astronomy at UT Austin
A VAX is virtually a computer, but not quite.
A VERY small joke, Ensign -- Spock
A VERY small joke, ensign @TOLAST@. -- Spock
A VERY small joke, ensign... - Spock
A VGA card and a Herc monitor.
A Virgin Islander: an 11-year old Hawaiian girl?
A Virgin is a female who hasn't yet met her maker.
A Virgin is a girl who won't take in what a guy is taking out.
A Virgin is an old woman who's always been afraid of flies.
A Virgin is an unlusted number
A Virgin is one who whispers sweet nothing-doings in your ear.
A Virus in my computer? Don't /&(&=(=)=be %$%&ridiculous%
A Virus is a sort of Creature. Right ?
A Virus? Never!
A Vision for the Future.
A Visit To The Dentist - By Phil Mcavity
A Vollkswagen driven by a blond is called? Farfromthinken
A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without breathing
A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without breathing. -- Kirk, "The Menagerie"
A Vulcan never lived who had an ounce of itegrity! - Kirk
A Vulcan security officer? Kinda like a Klingon counselor
A Vulcan stole my homework! * Nog
A Vulture Sweeps Down And Grabs Your Gold
A WAD by any other name would probably crash DOOM
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD: 1 million banking errors
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD: Catchphrase with Roy Walker
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD: Fly-by-wire air crashes
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD: Hole in the wall money machines
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD: Man landing on the moon
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD: New Order`s Blue Monday
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD: New computer express
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD: RSI
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD: The stock Exchange`s Black Monday
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD: birth of the computer virus expert
A WEDDING? - Elaine There's a lot of people to mock...- Jerry
A WHISPER - The fastest method of circulating a secret yet devised!
A WISE husband puts his foot down only to shift position
A Waffle Iron, Model 1.65b
A Wal Mart got built since we jumped - Mike as skydiver
A Warning, not a slogan!!
A Warrior does NOT snag recipes - Worf
A Warrior does NOT steal taglines - Worf
A Warriors Drink -- Well that Explains a lot.
A Watched Pot May Never Boil, But the Cook Certainly Does
A Weasel is a ferret with seniority.
A Wheel in Time saves nine
A Whitesox pennant - Tom as guy reads Mongol scroll
A Whole Lot of Cats - By Kitt N. Caboodle
A Whole skin is worth a thousand victories.
A Wife is a woman who: plays bridge, tennis, golf, and dumb.
A Windows user spends 1/3 his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting.
A Windows utility is a virus with seniority
A Wise Man Which Built His House Upon A Rock !!
A Wise man once said, "My name is Wise."
A Witch prefers a broom because nature abhors a vacuum
A Wok is what you thwo at a wabbit.
A Wok something you throw at a Wabbit
A Woman Boxer: Floats Like A Butterfly And Stings Like, Well, A Butterfly.
A Woman Scorned Gathers No Moss.
A Woman a day keeps the Wife away
A Woman a day keeps the Wife away
A Woman a day keeps the Wife away
A Woman is a two edged sword ... driven through your skull
A Woman is always more beautiful with a Cock in her mouth
A Woman is incomplete until she is married, then she is really finished
A Woman is the only animal that blushes ... or needs to.
A Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
A Woman's life is dyed the color of her imagination.
A Woman's place is in the House, Senate and Oval Office.
A Word for Windows is inefficient.
A World Wide Web could catch some MAJOR bugs. Could use one for my PC
A Xanth fan, and proud of it!
A Yagi antenna is like a Yogi antenna without a Booboo
A ZIP file is like sex; It can be used over and over.
A ZPOINTless Tagline
A Zero (Firestorm Pheonix)
A Zmodem is a happy modem!
A Zucchini is a cucumber that made the BIG time.
A Zucchini is a cucumber with an ATTITUDE.
A ^Merry^ Messy Kweznuz
A _De Lorean_??? Michael J. Fox
A `[1;36mc `[33mo `[35ml `[32mo `[31mu `[34mr `[0m tag
A `pacifist male' is a contradiction in terms. - Lazarus Long
A `pacifist male' is a contradiction in terms. -- Heinlein
A `snoot full'? - Data
A a duplicate duplicate tagline tagline is is two two byl
A ad for a local beauty parlor reads: TEN YEARS OFF FOR CASH
A am Bill D. Catt of Borg. You will be Ack!Thbbpt!imilated!!!
A and P, God's gift to Pilots
A b c da li'l fishies? a a a a
A babe is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs decrease
A baby boomer is an infant with gas
A baby by any other name is still a baby
A baby costs almost six grand in its first year of life.
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
A baby is a person who must have bottle or bust.
A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no
A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other
A baby is lots more fun than differential equations.
A baby is the most complicated object made by unskilled labor
A baby on the table! That's good luck! Snake-eyes.
A baby over the shoulder often requires a washcloth!
A baby stroller is last year's fun on wheels.
A baby's willpower is simply no match against it's wail-power.
A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him.
A bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn't eat the game.
A bachelor enjoys the neck
A bachelor is a guy who can get into bed from either side
A bachelor is a guy who is footloose and fiancee free.
A bachelor is a hunter that never Mrs.
A bachelor is a man dedicated to life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit. (Anon.)
A bachelor is a man who hasn't made the same mistake once
A bachelor is a man who is free to choose, and chooses to be free.
A bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once
A bachelor is a man whom women are still sampling
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. -- Don Quinn
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated.
A bachelor is an unaltared male
A bachelor is one never Mrs. Anything.
A bachelor is one never chases a woman he couldn't outrun.
A bachelor is one never knows from whom the next kiss is coming.
A bachelor is one never knows from whom the next kiss is coming.
A bachelor is one never makes the same mistake once.
A bachelor is one never makes the same mistake once.
A bachelor is one never met a girl he couldn't live without.
A bachelor is one never met a girl he couldn't live without.
A bachelor is one never says, "I'll Give You A Ring Tomorrow!"
A bachelor is one never says, "I'll Give You A Ring Tomorrow!"
A bachelor is one never says, "I'll Give You A Ring Tomorrow!"
A bachelor is one plays the game of love and manages to retain his amateur outstanding.
A bachelor is one plays the game of love and manages to retain his amateur outstanding.
A bachelor is one prefers ripe tomatoes with little dressing.
A bachelor is one prefers ripe tomatoes with little dressing.
A bachelor is one thinks he is a thing of Beauty and a Boy forever.
A bachelor is one thinks he is a thing of Beauty and a Boy forever.
A bachelor is one travels fastest in a parked car.
A bachelor is one travels fastest in a parked car.
A bachelor is one tries to avoid the issue.
A bachelor is one tries to avoid the issue.
A bachelor is one usually has his hands full trying to loosen a woman's grip.
A bachelor is one usually has his hands full trying to loosen a woman's grip.
A bachelor is one wakes up in the morning with all of the blankets.
A bachelor is one wakes up in the morning with all of the blankets.
A bachelor is one washes only one set of dishes.
A bachelor is one washes only one set of dishes.
A bachelor is one when a girl asks him for a Diamond Ring, he turns Stone-Deaf.
A bachelor is one when a girl asks him for a Diamond Ring, he turns Stone-Deaf.
A bachelor is one when he opens the window in his apartment, more dust blows out than in.
A bachelor is one when he opens the window in his apartment, more dust blows out than in.
A bachelor is one who is footloose and fiance free.
A bachelor is one who is footloose and fiance free.
A bachelor is one who leans toward a woman but not far enough to fall.
A bachelor is one who likes his Girl Friend just the way she is...Single!!!!
A bachelor is one who likes his Girl Friend just the way she is...Single!!!!
A bachelor is one who looks, but does not leap.
A bachelor is one who looks, but does not leap.
A bachelor is one would rather change girlfriends than change girls' names.
A bachelor is one would rather change girlfriends than change girls' names.
A bachelor is one would rather cook his own goose.
A bachelor is one would rather cook his own goose.
A bachelor is one would rather have a woman on his mind than on his neck.
A bachelor is one would rather have a woman on his mind than on his neck.
A bachelor is one would rather mend his socks than his ways.
A bachelor is one would rather mend his socks than his ways.
A bachelor is someone who can keep his foot out of a trap--particularly his own
A bachelor is someone who can keep his foot out of a trap--particularly his own
A bachelor is someone who is footloose and fianc‚e free
A bachelor life is no life for a single man. (Sam Goldwyn)
A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a beggar.
A bachelor never made the same mistake once!
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy for ever. -- Helen Rowland
A bachelor says he dislikes young married couples, because they are apt to give themselves heirs
A bachelor's fridge: Home of the Chia-Meatloaf.
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. - Samuel Goldwyn
A backscratcher will always find new itches. -- Gomme
A bad Trek episode beats the best Melrose Place anyday!
A bad actor. He's inflated, he's egotistical. -- John Huston on Reagan
A bad beginning makes a bad ending. Euripides (431 BC)
A bad beginning makes for a good ending.
A bad case of cranial intrusion into the rectal cavity.
A bad cause requires many words. -German Proverb
A bad computer blames its operator
A bad conscience has a very good memory.
A bad conscience is merely the result of liberalism.
A bad day BBSing is better than a good day at school!
A bad day BBSing is better that a good day at work
A bad day Modeming is better than any good day working.
A bad day at home is better than a good day at work
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at the ball game.
A bad day hunting is better than a good day at work!
A bad day is when you have to kill dragons before breakfast - Darkwood
A bad day modeming beats a good day at school
A bad day modeming beats a good day at work.
A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work
A bad day on Star Trek: The engine's stall on "Engage."
A bad day on the bike always beats a good day in the office!
A bad day on the modem beats a good day on the job.
A bad day sailing is better than a good day at the office.
A bad day with Reagan is better than any day with Clinton
A bad day: "Transfer completed (5720468 bytes, 1 CPS)"
A bad day: "Transfer completed (5720468 bytes, 56651 errors, 1 CPS)"
A bad episode of B5 is better than ANY TNG/DSN episode!
A bad excuse is better than no excuse.
A bad girl is nothing but a good girl who's been found out.
A bad golfer needs to shout "Fore!" when he putts
A bad habit never disappears miracously; it's a undo-it-yourself project. - Abigail Van Buren
A bad habit which I never bothered to break. <fond smile> - Anna S
A bad idea can only survive if it need not stand the test of reality.
A bad joke is a parody error.
A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg
A bad one will kick you in the head
A bad peace is even worse than a war.
A bad plan is better than no plan at all.
A bad random number generator: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4.33e+67, 1, 1, 1
A bad redhead? That's even better'n a Good redhead (but will I survive?)
A bad sales move - mention Windows
A bad sector wiped out your Windows? Again?
A bad situation is, One who ejects from a helicopter
A bad spot on the disk.
A bad workman always blames his fools.
A bad workman always blames his fools. - The Doctor
A bad workman always blames his fools...
A bad workman quarrels with his tools.
A balanced diet is a bag of M&M's in each hand
A balanced diet is a burger in each hand.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
A bald dog has no mass
A bald man was kind to me once. --Guinan
A baldheaded man is one who came out on top and still lost.
A ball you can see in the rough 50 yards away is not yours. ÄH. Beard
A banana, some chocolate syrup, and thou
A bandaid!? Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a - oh, never mind
A bank is a place with a simple philosophy: no deposit, no return
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain
A banker will lend you money only if you can prove you don't need it.
A barbecue often cooks steaks rare and fingers well-done.
A barber might drive a Seville.
A bard with a 10 charisma. Not good.
A bargain is a bargain unless bought from a Ferengi
A bargain is something you cannot use at a price you cannot resist.
A bargaining chip must always remain in play. Megatron, Beast Wars
A barking dog never bites - while he's barking
A bartender is just a chemist with a limited inventory
A baseball player can't do it if somebody else catches it
A bassoon looks like nothing I have ever heard.
A bathing beauty points out the figures, but slacks reveal the facts
A bathing beauty these days wears nothing to speak of, yet has a lot to talk about
A bathroom with a phone? That's great!
A bathroom with a phone? That's great! -- Mike Nelson
A bathtub full of otters is damned fine entertainment for the price.
A battery of L.A. Police Officers.
A battle avoided cannot be lost. - Caine quoting Sun Tzu
A battle cannot be fought without sacrifices. -Moltke
A battle front is only as good as its supply line.
A battle front is only as good as its supply line. -- Long Haul
A battle of wits W/ you would be dualing W/ unarmed man!
A battle of wits? inquired the dragon. To whose death, Sir knight?
A battle of wits?!? To the DEATH?!?
A battle of wits?!? To the DEATH?!? Hope your will's updated
A battle plan is only as good as its programmer.
A battle plan is only as good as its programmer. - Chromedome
A bbs needs Qwk like a fish needs a bicycle.
A bean supper will be held in the church basement. Music will follow.
A bear in his natural habitat...a Studabaker
A bear robbed of cubs is safer than the folly of fools.
A beard signifies lice not brains.
A beast I am, lest a beast I become
A beautiful and ineffectual angel [Shelley]. * Arnold
A beautiful heart seems to transform the homeliest face
A beautiful man is paradise for the eyes, hell for the soul, and purgatory for the purse
A beautiful story. It gets you right here, doesn't it? Q
A beautiful theory, killed by a nasty, ugly, little fact.
A beautiful woman is a blessing from Heaven, but a good cigar is a smoke. -- Kipling
A beautiful woman is a picture which drives all beholders nobly mad. - Emerson
A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will."
A beautiful woman should break her mirror early. (GRACIAN)
A beaver without a cause! -- Tom Servo
A bed is a SAC resource, don't waste it.
A bee is not a busier animal than a blockhead. (Alexander Pope)
A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
A beer a day keeps lager louts at bay.
A beer always lets you read the Sunday comics first
A beer can enjoy an evening of watching "Johnny-the-Wadd-Holmes' Greatest Hits" as much as you do
A beer can't interrupt.
A beer can't talk about the women who had it before you
A beer delayed is a beer denied.
A beer does as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining
A beer doesn't buy everything labelled "turbo"
A beer doesn't care if you go shopping.
A beer doesn't care that you can't find your car's carbueretor
A beer doesn't care that you don't balance your checkbook
A beer doesn't care when you come home.
A beer doesn't complain when you come home late.
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
A beer doesn't give a [expletive deleted] if you keep a bunch of other beers on the side
A beer doesn't hang up pantyhose to dry in the bathroom.
A beer doesn't have friends who will drink all your beer
A beer doesn't have to sleep with the windows open.
A beer doesn't mind having pantyhose dry in the bathroom.
A beer doesn't mind when your mother visits.
A beer doesn't snore.
A beer doesn't sulk.
A beer doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose"
A beer doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys spit
A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.
A beer doesn't think poetry is queer
A beer doesn't think that a "three-hundred-fifty cubic-inch V8" is an enormous can of vegetable juice
A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers.
A beer doesn't want to watch pro wrestling
A beer doesn't want you to raise its children
A beer doesn't wouldn't trade you in on a sports car
A beer doesn't yell at you if you have another beer.
A beer helps with the housework
A beer in need is a beer indeed.
A beer in the stomach is one step closer to a hangover
A beer is always ready to leave on time
A beer is always wet.
A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman
A beer is not kinky unless you want it to be kinky
A beer lasts longer than seven seconds.
A beer means never having to say, "I'm thirsty"
A beer never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you thirsty
A beer never fishes for compliments
A beer never has a headache.
A beer never leaves the toilet seat up.
A beer never needs a shave.
A beer never shaves its legs with YOUR razor.
A beer tastes good.
A beer understands why The Three Stooges are funny
A beer will *never* make you go to a Swedish movie
A beer will *never* make you turn off "Fists of Fury Theater" on channel 5 on Saturday afternoons
A beer will never buy a car with automatic transmission
A beer will never call you "Babe". Or "Sugar-hips"
A beer will never fumble with your bra
A beer will never invite friends home for dinner without calling
A beer will never leave dirty socks on the floor
A beer will never take the newspaper apart before you've read it
A beer will not call you a sexist pig if you say "doberman" instead of "doberperson"
A beer will only come when you want it to.
A beer won't accuse you of lying when you say you read Playboy "just for the articles"
A beer won't ask you to pick up some tampons when you go to the store
A beer won't even act amazed if you can
A beer won't expect you to cook dinner when you're not hungry
A beer won't fill up your 'Vette with 85-octane gas because it's twenty cents less expensive
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath.
A beer won't leave you for a younger man either
A beer won't leave you for a younger woman
A beer won't make you eat experimental vegetarian meals that taste like grass
A beer won't make you go to church
A beer won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the grocery store
A beer won't mind at all if you're not in the mood for beer
A beer won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the toilet seat up
A beer won't smoke in your car
A beer won't steal all the covers
A beer won't switch the TV channel.
A beer won't talk about the women who had it before you
A beer won't tease you because you once liked Barry Manilow
A beer won't think less of you if you can't name the Steelers' quarterback
A beer won't whine that seatbelts hurt
A beer would never make fun of your new outfit.
A beer would never own a car with an automatic transmission
A beer wouldn't mind if you wanted it to wear a condom
A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine.
A beer wouldn't yell if you dented the car
A beer's life does not revolve around football
A beer's life does not revolve around the world series
A beggar asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, First let me see the sandwich
A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that balances are
A belief is not true because it is useful.
A belief is not true because it is useful. - H. F. Amiel
A bell without a clapper has no dong
A belly button is for ketchup when you eat french fries in bed!
A belly button is for parking your gum on the way down.
A belly button is for salt when you drink Tequila in bed
A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.
A belly button is for sugar when you eat strawberries in bed.
A belly button is for the champagne when you take a lover to bed.
A belly button is for the mustard when eating spring rolls in bed
A belly button is for the seeds when you eat watermellon
A belly button is just there
A belly button keeps you butt from falling off.
A belly button's for salt when ya eat french fries in bed
A bellybutton is for parking your gum on the way down.
A bend in the road is not the end of the road . . . unless you fail to make the turn
A beneficial law affords a remedy in a similar case
A best seller is the gilded tomb of a mediocre talent L
A better never did itself sustain, Upon a soldier's thigh.
A better way to DoubleSpace your disk: DEL C:\WINDOWS\*.*
A better way to find a better place
A bevy of quail, a pride of lions, a coven of lawyers
A bevy of quail, a pride of lions, a coven of lawyers
A bevy of quail, a pride of lions, a flock of geese, a coven of lawyers
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
A bientot. N'oublie pas d'ecrire :)
A big R for wrong on that one
A big enough firearm will discourage any law-breaker
A big enough gun will adjust any attitude.
A big enough hammer can usually fix (almost) anything
A big enough hammer can usually fix anything.
A big enough hammer fixes anything
A big enough hammer will generally take care of the problem!
A big hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere.
A big hug from Tagline Boy ain't exactly fun.--Marc Lavallee
A big lie is often more plausible than the truth.
A big mistake! It's flat. I'm doing in shamelessly
A big mouth travels far and fast.
A big shot! A big ole big shot! Hey! - Tom sings
A big time is shooting rats at the City dump
A big, hairy gorilla guards this tagline. I *DARE* you
A bigamist is a man who loves not wisely, but two well.
A bigamist is nothing more than a large fog over Italy!
A bigmouth? Me?! I'm just mute-challenged!
A bigot by any other name, still smells the same.
A bigot delights in public ridicule for he thinks he's a martyr.
A bigot is anyone who disagrees with a liberal
A bigot will not reason, a fool cannot, a slave dare not.
A billion dollars isn't what it used to be
A billion dollars isn't what it used to be - N.B. Hunt
A billion dollars isn't what it used to be.
A billion dollars isn't what it used to be. - Nelson Bunker Hunt
A billion here, a billion there -- pretty soon it adds up to real money. -- Sen. Everett Dirksen, on the U.S. defense budget
A billion here, a billion there, it's not _real_ money
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it's real money.
A billion here, a billion there; soon you"re talking real money. -- Sen. Dirksen
A billion here, a couple of billion there -- first thing you know it adds up to be real money. -- Senator Everett McKinley Dirksen
A billion years ago, Earth was ruled by fuzzy puppets.
A bimbo in the Japanese idiom is a poor man!
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird - Tao of Pooh
A bird does not sing because it has an answer - it sings because it
A bird in a bush is better than one above your head!
A bird in hand can be an awful mess.
A bird in hand is better than one overhead
A bird in hand is messy.
A bird in hand is not as good as girl in bush.
A bird in hand is safer than one overhead.
A bird in hand is worthless when you want to blow your nose.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose
A bird in hand makes it hard to blow your nose!
A bird in hand...can be a lot of trouble, especially if it's a ostrich
A bird in the Earth to use Plan Nine
A bird in the bush can't make a mess in your hand.
A bird in the bush is better than 2 in the hand.
A bird in the bush is better than a bird on your shoulder. Especially big ones, don't want your clothes soaked with poop
A bird in the bush is better than one just overhead.
A bird in the bush is worth handing it to!
A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.
A bird in the bush....HURTS!
A bird in the hand can be awfully messy!
A bird in the hand can be messy.
A bird in the hand can get pretty messy
A bird in the hand can make your hand dirty.
A bird in the hand craps on your wrist
A bird in the hand doesn't count in poker.
A bird in the hand doesn't scare people like a hockey stick does.
A bird in the hand is a big mistake.
A bird in the hand is better than a bird overhead
A bird in the hand is better than one overhead!
A bird in the hand is better than two on the phone. (Madonna)
A bird in the hand is better then one overhead
A bird in the hand is dead.
A bird in the hand is messy.
A bird in the hand is much better than one overhead
A bird in the hand is not as good as girl in the bush.
A bird in the hand is probably dead
A bird in the hand is safer than one flying overhead.
A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken.
A bird in the hand is worth a bar of soap.
A bird in the hand is worth about three Kleenex.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. -- Cervantes
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring -- Ambrose Bierce
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
A bird in the hand leaves one with a dirty hand!
A bird in the hand makes a tasty meal.
A bird in the hand makes blowing one's nose very difficult
A bird in the hand makes blowing the nose difficult
A bird in the hand makes brilliant cat-food.
A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your Nose
A bird in the hand makes it difficult to blow your nose
A bird in the hand makes it difficult to tie your shoelaces
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow you nose!
A bird in the hand may bite without warning!
A bird in the hand means broiled goose for dinner
A bird in the hand means you better have lots of soap.
A bird in the hand waits for no man.
A bird in the hand will, ooops!
A bird in the hand's better than one overhead.
A bird in the hand, gets highly agitated
A bird in the hand... ...is illegal in Georgia
A bird in the hand......will poop on you!
A bird in the hand...is better than guano in your hair
A bird in the hand...tickles.
A bird in the hand; often requires a washcloth!
A bird is a bird, a dog is a dog, but a cat is a PURRson
A bird of prey might drive a Talon.
A bird with one wing flies ever in circles, or not at all
A bird.......... a plane......... no it's FLYMO
A birthday cake is fine as long as there's a girl in it!
A bisexual @N@ likes sheep and cattle
A bisexual scot likes sheep and cattle.
A bit crooked, Bruce. Where's Bruce?
A bit far fetched
A bit hard to trust a man who wants to borrow a picklock, Sir.
A bit is a byte of course of course inless it is a bit named ED.
A bit is the increment by which programmers slowly go mad.
A bit of tolerance is worth a megabyte of flaming. (Henry Spencer)
A bit off your normal prowl patterns, isn't it? - Aahz
A bit pretentious don't you think?
A bit visits the CPU and says "hi".
A bite? Where would you like a bite?
A black Einstein would have postulated thusly: E=MC Hammer
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. -- Groucho Marx
A black hole is God dividing by zero
A black hole is when the gods divide by zero
A black hole is where God divided by zero
A black magic marker on the screen?
A black man taught Elvis how to sing, and then he was crowned king.
A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.
A blackbird's wing. A stone from a river. - Chakotay
A blackhead as big as an anjou pear - Joel on giant
A bland and deadly courtesy is infinitely more devastating.
A blank stare is as worthless as a faxed cheque.
A blate cat maks a prood moose. --Old Scot Sayin
A bleeding heart can be hell on the carpeting.
A blessing to die for a cause, because you can easily die for nothing.
A blimp with an airbag is redundant
A blind gynecologist can read lips.
A blind man cannot walk among Shadows.
A blind man could see it with a cane. - McCoy
A blind man is no judge of colors
A blind man teaching a robot to paint? - Riker
A blind man will not thank you for a looking-glass.
A blindfold can be very useful if you're telepathic.
A blindfolded dolphin can find a nickel at the bottom of its tank.
A blinding bolt of crimson careens across the sky! It's #TO@!
A blinding bolt of crimson careens across the sky! It's Orville Bullitt!
A bloated, blue-faced man on the floor? Musta died having sex!
A block away he wondered if he'd left behind a clue
A blond a day will wear you out!
A blond asks them to list all 54 flavors, then orders vanilla
A blond can be poor at history, and great on dates
A blond counts to two by taking off her shirt
A blond death trap - mirror on the bottom of the pool
A blond favorite university? Auburn!
A blond saw a sign that said WET CEMENT - So she did
A blond traded her menstrual cycle in for a Honda
A blond using your word processor leaves liquid paper on the screen
A blond who dies her hair brunette: Artificial Intelligence!
A blond with a 48-F bust for President-Confuse Iraq!
A blond's idea of safe sex is padded headboards
A blond's mating call is....what redkeads?
A blond's nursery rhyme. Humpme Dumpme
A blond's speed limit is 68, at 69 she blows a rod!
A blond: Antidote for a boring life
A blonde VS. a phone booth? Only one person can use the phone at once
A blonde and a beer bottle? They're both empty from the neck up
A blonde bird in any hands, turns to silly putty
A blonde can be poor at history, and great on dates
A blonde counts to two by taking her shirt off
A blonde goes fishing with 3 guys returns with a Red Snapper and Crabs
A blonde is a good cook if she gets the pop tarts out in one piece!
A blonde saw a sign that said "Wet Cement," so she did.
A blonde sent a post card: "Having a wonderful time... Where am I?"
A blonde using your word processor leaves liquid paper on the screen
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". So she turned around an drove home
A blonde with PMS and a yeast infection? A whine and cheese party!
A blonde with half a brain is Gifted!
A blonde's been using the computer? There's white-out on the screen!
A blonde: Antidote for a boring life
A blonded mistress in leather... be afraid, be very afraid!
A blood alcohol level of < .26 confers temporary immortality.
A blood alcohol level of greater than .26 confers temporary immortality
A blow with a word strikes deeper than a blow with a sword. - Burton, Robert
A blowhard Air Force major was promoted to colonel and was
A blunt person is one who says what (s)he thinks without thinking
A blush on the face is better than a blot on the heart
A boaster and a liar are cousins.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
A bolt of crimson -It's STUPENDOUS MAN.
A bomb! - Lister
A bonded penguin is a happy penguin.
A book (returned) in time saves time.
A book a day keeps the doldrums at bay.
A book a day keeps your Boss away!!
A book about the English language, sir.""And the hero's name is what?"
A book and its readers go together
A book can kill time for those who liked it better dead
A book holds a house of gold. - Chinese Proverb
A book in the hand is worth two on the shelf!
A book is a garden you carry in your pocket
A book is a present you can open again and again!
A book is never finished; it's abandoned. --Gene Fowler
A book is the only immortality.
A book is the ultimate random access device.
A book misplaced is a book lost
A book must be an ice ax to break the frozen sea within us. - KAFKA
A book worth banning is a book worth reading.
A book, a duck, a song, some wine....perfection!
A book, a friend, a song, a glass
A book, a friend, a song, a glass, a chaste loving lass.
A book, a friend, a song, a glass...
A book, a song, a glass, a chaste loving lass.
A booming voice says, "Wrong, cretin!", and you notice that you have turned into a pile of dust
A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude
A bore is a man who talks so much about himself that you can't talk about yourself
A bore is a man who, when asked how he is, tells you.
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is he tells you.
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, will tell you. - Bert Taylor
A bore is a person who, when asked how he is, tells you
A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have enlightened him with ours
A bore: deprives you of solitude w/o providing company
A boring marriage: Rip Van Winkle and Sleeping Beauty!
A born-again turkey is still a falcon on a cloudy day
A boss with no humor is like a job that"s no fun
A bottle in front of me beats a frontal lobotomy.
A bottle in front of me rather than a frontal lobotomy!
A bottle of wine, a can of whipped cream & thou
A bottle of wine, a loaf of bread... and BUTTER! lots of it!
A bottle of wine, boudin rouge, and @TOFIRST@
A bottle of wine, boudin rouge, and her!
A bottom-feed printer? Sounds fishy to me!
A bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down -- And won - John Prine
A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer.
A box of gametes with assembly instructions.
A box of rain will ease the pain and love will see
A box of smurfs and a weedeater: What a visual!
A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside is hid. -- J.R.R. Tolkien
A boxful of kittens will make anyone smile
A boy and his bird. How touching. - Top Dollar
A boy and his magic golden flute heard a boat from off the bay
A boy becomes a man when he walks around a puddle instead
A boy becomes a man when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. --Robert Benchley
A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed. -- John Steinbeck
A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed. -- John Steinbeck
A boy has to peddle his book. - Truman Capote
A boy lies in the grass unmoving staring at the sky
A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center
A boy's best friend is his mother - Dr. Forrester
A boy's best friend is his mother. -Anthony Perkins
A boyfriend a day gets me $100,000 in alimony.
A boyfriend a day soon gets me $1,000 a month alimony.
A boyfriend may be a free trial, but you get a life sentence.
A boyhood dream come true. I'm in tears. - Ivanova (sarcastically)
A bra is a form of soft-wear support
A brain destroyed by religion is no match for reasoning humans.
A brain is worth little without a tongue.
A brain like a BB in a boxcar.
A brain that can be understood by itself is too simple to understand itself
A brain. I need a brain for my Spock. - Dr. Kirkenstein
A brain. I need a brain!
A brainless beauty is a toy forever
A brash young man, fresh out of the Academy. - Q
A brassiere is a device to bring out a girl’s best points.
A brave Ferengi! Who would have thought!
A brave Ferengi. Who would have thought? --Gowron
A brave ant is gallANT.
A brave man is sometimes a desperado; a bully is always a coward
A brave person is a stupid person who got lucky
A brave person is a thing to waste
A bread that doubled as a hood ornament - Tom
A bridge over turgid waters.
A bridge was burned and a lesson learned I never will forget.
A brief minute away from my porno mags is hell - Mike
A brief visit will be tolerated. * Beatta
A briefcase full of blues
A bright eye indicates curiosity/a black eye, too much
A brilliant smile will get you fan mail from lighthouses.
A bristlecone pine is a fire's way of making another fire
A broken Window gets you 7 meg. of bad luck
A broken clock keeps better time than you!
A broken down car on a dirt road
A brood of pessimists.
A brother is born for adversity. - Proverbs 17:17
A brunette between two blondes: an interpreter.
A brute kills for pleasure - a fool kills from hate
A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate. - Lazarus Long
A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate. -- Heinlein
A brute kills from pleasure. A fool kills from hate
A buck to a doe: “Let's have a little faun.”
A bucket for messeur. And, a hose.
A budget helps you pay as you go if you don't go anywhere
A budget is a way of reminding yourself that you can't afford the kind of living you've become used to
A budget is an aim that rarely shows good marksmanship.
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money
A buffalo chip igloo! - Stimpy
A bug I ate! With little wings! - Jerry Lewis (Animaniacs)
A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.
A bug in the hand is better than one as yet undetected.
A bug in the right place is a feature
A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual.
A bug is a feature with seniority
A bug is a son of a glitch
A bug is always wrong ... when arguing with a chicken.
A bug is always wrong when arguing with a programmer
A built-in, all purpose, thiingamabob.
A bulldozer is a sergeant's chin with a motor in it
A bullet proof vest won't help you if you shoot yourself in the foot
A bun is the lowest form of wheat.
A bun short of a dozen
A bunch of bunnies hopping backwards: a receding hare line.
A bungee jump without the bungee! - Tom as guy falls
A bungee jump without the bungee! -- Tom Servo
A bunny, a beer, and the SF Echo.
A bureaucracy can outwait anything.
A bureaucracy can outwait anything. ŽEdsil Murphy
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who has a job a Republican wants
A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of everything before he destroys it
A burger shy of a Happy Meal.
A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else. - O. Henry
A burning bridge gathers no moss
A burp is not an answer
A burp is not an answer - Bart Simpson's lines
A burp is not an answer -Bart Simp./Epis. 9F07
A burp is not an answer Ä Bart Simpson on the blackboard
A burp is not an answer.
A burp is not an answer. - Bart's Board
A burp is not an answer. -- Bart Simpson
A burp is not an answer. -- Bart's Blackboard
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On
A bus station is where the bus stops...A train station is where the train stops...My desk is a workstation
A bush in the face is better than bird shit in the hand.
A bush in the hand is... well, you get the picture
A bush on the face is better than a bird in the hand!
A bushel is a unit of weight equal to four pecks - Calvin
A business is too big when it takes a week for gossip to go from one end of
A business is too big when it takes a week for gossip to go from one end of the office to the other
A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator. -- Paul Valery
A businessman is judged by the company he keeps solvent
A butterfly is a self-propelled flower.
A butthead? I just thought you had bad breath
A buy-sexual. Kennedy Family favorite sexual position: Defendant. Kennedy
A byte for your thoughts
A cage is a cage, Jim. - McCoy
A calculated risk, Mr. Spock. - Kirk
A calm day turns gusty the moment you drop a œ20 note
A camel is a horse designed by a committee. - Anon
A camel is a horse designed by committee. A brontosaurus is a salamander designed to Mil-Spec
A camel is a horse planned by committee.
A camel is a horse put together by a committee.
A camel is actually a horse put together by Congress!
A camel looks like a horse planned by a committee. (Vogue Magazine)
A camel may pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
A camel trainer might drive a Caravan.
A camel, a dwarf and a contortionist went into a bar
A camel: A horse designed by a Republican committee
A camera thief wouldn't want to leave his prints. --W. Jim Sutton
A camping we will go, me and baby and bat make three
A camping we will go, me and baby and bat make three
A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!!
A can of Crisco can outthink Rust Limberger.
A can of black eyed peas, some nes-cafe and ice
A can of worms full of Pandora's boxes.
A can short of a six pack.
A can shy of a six-(or twelve-)pack
A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
A candle on each nightstand, a bottle of wine, a fireplace... and you.
A candle that lights another does not lose anything.
A candour affected is a dagger concealed. - Marcus Aurelius
A candy a day gives the dentist his pay.
A canner can can anything he can; but a canner can't can a can, can he ?
A cannibal loved fast food so he ordered a pizza with everybody on it
A cannibal only opens his mouth to change your feet.
A cannibal uses a Blazing Saddle, hmmm?
A cannibal was expelled from school...He buttered up his teacher
A capite ad calem...From head to heel
A cappella...Midi sound on an XT
A captain hates reading manuals - they take his mind off himself
A captain is one who walks down Lovers' Lane holding his own hand
A captain never bounces unless the ship is out of rig or badly loaded
A capucino machine that also takes pictures - Joel
A car and woman are the same! NEEDS!!
A car boot? - Amelia Ducat
A car is just a big purse on wheels. - Johanna Reynolds
A car raising contest is a jack off
A car that starts when you have to go to work won't turn over on your day off. -- Doug Larson
A car tried to occupy the same spacetime as mine.
A car without a woofer is a car with a loser
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
A cardinal rule of politics: never get caught in bed with a live man or a dead woman. (J.R. Ewing)
A cardinal rule of politics: never get caught in bed with a live man or a dead woman. (J.R. Ewing)
A career is a job that has gone on too long.
A career is a job that takes about 20 more hours a week.
A career is great, but you can't run your fingers through its hair
A caribou by any other name is still a big 'ol hairy deer looking thing.
A carpenter sat on his drill and was bored to tears.
A carpenter varnished without a trace.
A carpenter varnished without a trace.
A cartrated hog says, ruint, ruint, ruint!
A case of beer and high explosives, sounds like a party
A cast of Alexander's forehead: the ridges of a warrior.
A castrated hog says, ruint, ruint, ruint!
A cat *will* blink when hit by a hammer.
A cat And in a strange turn of events, the cat was electrocuted.
A cat NEVER leaves the toilet seat up!
A cat WILL blink when hit with a hammer
A cat _WILL_ blink when hit by a hammer.
A cat a day keeps the blues away
A cat a day keeps the salmon away!
A cat a day will keep the Salmon away!!
A cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball peen hammer
A cat always assumes the shape of its container.
A cat always land on it's feet - unless ya tie a brick round it's neck
A cat by any other name would still just sit and stare at you
A cat cannot be defined in a single word
A cat could be man's best friend, but never stoops to it.
A cat gets FLATTER the more you run over it!
A cat goes quack - if you squeeze it hard enough
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear
A cat has nine lives, a Trill can have many more
A cat has nine lives, how about you?
A cat has to have a name, or else it wouldn't be a cat.
A cat hit by a car: Mee--OOOOOWWWWWWW!
A cat in heat has elevated whore moan levels
A cat in heat has elevated whore moan levels!!! >EEEYYOOWWLL!!!< | -[
A cat in heat has elevated whore moan levels.
A cat in the tire treads will make a car run smoother. --SAE
A cat is _always_ on the wrong side of the door.
A cat is a cat, unless it's a dead cat, that is
A cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
A cat is a four footed allergen.
A cat is a friend who will never betray you.
A cat is a terrible thing to waste, reheat the leftovers!
A cat is a terrible thing to waste. Drive safely
A cat is all love and energy!
A cat is always on the wrong side of a door.
A cat is always there for you!
A cat is an animal who never cries over spilled milk.
A cat is an extension of God.
A cat is domestic only as far as it suits its own ends.
A cat is easier to train than a Moderator
A cat is easier to train than a Moderator. <-er,... um,... <blush!>
A cat is easier to train than a Moderator... and usually better behaved
A cat is easier to train than a man
A cat is easier to train than a moderator.
A cat is easier to train than a woman
A cat is easier to understand than a woman
A cat is just a bundle of purr.
A cat is like to death, I'm saving up the Pelvic thrust.
A cat is man's best friend
A cat is nobody's fool.
A cat is only domestic so far as it suits its own needs. -Heinlein
A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs.
A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs. - Heinlein
A cat is the Universe's way of showing up purrfection
A cat is the only real love money can buy.
A cat is the universe's way of showing perfection
A cat is the visible soul of a home
A cat is, above all things, a dramatist.
A cat is, above all things, an ingredient of Chop Suey.
A cat itself is but a shadow. - Shakespeare
A cat knows all about you, and likes you anyhow
A cat looks not with the eyes but with the mind
A cat never cries over spilled milk
A cat pelt is nothing at all like a cat.
A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin.
A cat still needs someone to be independent *of*
A cat stretches from one end of @F's childhood to the other.
A cat that isn't finicky....soon loses control of it's owner.
A cat that will let you strike it with a hammer deserves
A cat who isn't finicky soon loses control of her owner!
A cat will almost always blink when hit on the head with a hammer
A cat will almost always blink when hit with a hammer
A cat will almost always flinch when hit with a hammer. - Someone else
A cat will always sit on whatever it is you're trying to read or copy.
A cat will always sit on whatever you're trying to read
A cat will assume the shape of its container.
A cat will assume the shape of the container it is packed into.
A cat will be man's best friend but never stoops to it
A cat will blink if you hit it with a hammer.
A cat will blink when cut in half with a chainsaw
A cat will blink when struck on the head with a hammer.
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
A cat will blink when the freezer door is opened.
A cat will expand to fill the space available to it
A cat will go "QUACK!" if you squeeze it hard enough
A cat will go "quack!" if you squeeze it hard enough.
A cat with gloves on will catch no mice.
A cat with little ones has never a good mouthful.
A cat with no destination is never lost
A cat without a hair ball gland ... is only half a cat! --Ren
A cat would be man's best friend, but does not wish to stoop to it.
A cat would be man's best friend, but never stoops to it.
A cat's courage is as strong as a dog's chain
A cat's loyalty is confined to its food dish!
A cat's place is in control.
A cat's purr is the rumble of peace in the animal kingdom
A cat's purr is the sound of it generating cute.
A cat's purr is the sound of it sucking up to you
A cat's purr: Most effective stress medicine known.
A cat's tail will tell you more than you think!
A cat's worst enemy is a closed door.
A cat's worst nightmare is a closed door!
A cat, the only self -cleaning appliance in the house
A catch of aids
A cats purr is the sound of it generating "cute"
A cats way of keeping law & order is Claw Enforcement
A cats worst enemy is a closed door.
A cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. -- Mark Twain
A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.
A cellular fossil? - Picard
A cemetery is the worst place to get stoned
A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks he ought to.- G Hicks
A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. --Granville Hicks
A censor is someone who knows more than he thinks you should.
A censor is someone who knows more than he thinks you should.
A census taker once tried to test me. -- Hannibal Lector
A centipede is an ant made to Canadian specs.
A centipede is an ant made to government specifications
A centipede is an ant made to liberal Canadian specs
A centipede is an ant, made to government specs.
A centipede is an inchworm that has switched to the metric system.
A certain amount of cuteness shouldn't be allowed to exist
A certain amount of opposition is a help, not a hindrance. Kites rise against the wind, not with it
A certain amount of stupidity is necessary to make a good soldier
A certain moderator "who shall remain nameless" Has shunned the list.
A certain ruler worshipped Jesus in Matthew 9:18.
A certain user who shall remain nameless has shunned the rules!
A chain is no stronger than its weakest link
A chain of lynx; a peck of birds; a hoard of squirrels.
A chainsaw! Find some meat!
A champion is one who gets up when he can't. - Jack Dempsey
A champion is someone who gets up even when they can't.
A change in wardrobe wouldn't hurt. - Hercules to Hades
A change is as good as a .... how does the rest go ?
A change is coming . . . a great wind is going to blow. - Stephen King
A change of heart, will take a while. So for now, I love her gentleman style. - Indecent Obsession
A chapter in Clinton Tales: Rohdam and Gomorrah.
A chaque pied son soulier. - Montaigne - .!
A character in a book by Terry Pratchett called "Witches Abroad".
A character is going from embarrassment to a baby
A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often
A charter or deed of a thing not in being, is not valid
A chat has nine lives
A chat with you, and death loses its sting!
A chat with you, and death loses its sting! -- Blackadder
A cheap dominatrice offers bargain debasement
A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste.
A cheapskate is someone who marries a prostitute for her money.
A check in hand is worth a hundred in the mail
A check will be a substitute for a father's love & guidance.[oops] WJC
A cheerful heart is good medicine. - Proverbs 17:22
A cheritable thesaurus of taglines
A chicken ain't nothin' but a bird.
A chicken coup with 4 doors is called a sedan.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
A chicken doesn't stop scratching just because the worms
A chicken in every pot
A chicken in every pot and a hard drive in every computer.
A chicken in every pot.
A chicken in trouble just walked around the faery woods.
A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
A chicken is an egg's way of reproducing itself.
A chicken is an egg's way to make more eggs
A chicken is how an egg makes another egg.
A chicken is just a low cholesteral egg!
A child arrived just the other day... - Harry Chapin
A child becomes an adult when he realises that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong. - Thomas Szasz
A child cannot be taught by anyone who despises him, and a child cannot afford to be fooled. - James Baldwin
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana
A child is a curly dimpled lunatic.
A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic. (Emerson)
A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic. --Ralph Waldo Emerson
A child is a curly-haired, dimpled lunatic.
A child is born in the world tonight underneath the full moonlight
A child is born with no concept of the tone of skin it's living in.
A child miseducated is a child lost. (John F. Kennedy)
A child of 5 could funderstand this! Fetch me a child of 5
A child of 5 could understand this! Bring me a child of 5!
A child of 5 could understand this! Fetch me a child
A child of 5 could understand this. Go find one, quick!
A child of 5 could understand this.Fetch me a child of 5.
A child of 5 years could do this! Fetch me a child of 5 years!
A child of five could do this. Fetch me a child of five.
A child of five could understand this! Fetch me a child of five.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx
A child of the stars! -Doctor Zee
A child on the way? Isn't that a classic example of overachieving?
A child passes through your life and then disappears into an adult
A child prodigy knows not to @S with it
A child prodigy knows not to bother with it.
A child squeals real loud when picked up by the ears.
A child will not spill on a dirty floor.
A child will trust....until they find trust betrayed
A child's ability to endure likely stems from his ignorance of alternatives
A child's face can say a lot, especially the mouth part of the face
A child's middle name is so he can tell when he's REALLY in trouble.
A child's mind: Clean slate. Be careful what you write
A child. An old woman. Dozens. Hundreds. -- Troi
A chimpanzee and two trainees could run her -- Scotty
A chin butt! - Frank
A chocolate bar is a terrible thing to waste
A chocolate in the mouth is worth two on the dessert plate
A chocolate sundae! .. how did you know?! - D. Troi
A choice is always possible, even without any options.
A chronaton field? --La Forge
A chronic disposition to inquiry deprives domestic felines of vital qualities
A chrysanthemum by any other name would be easier to spell.
A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon
A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon. Avoid him. He's a Commie
A chunky Crow - Tom
A church debt is the devil's salary. Henry Ward Beecher
A church guard must mind his keys and pews.
A cigar is just a cigar.
A cinematic tranqualizer - Dr. Forrester on movie
A circle is a line that meets it's other end without ending.
A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.
A circuit protected by a fast acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first
A circus sideshow has cunning stunts. A burlesque dance line
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election
A citizen of America!07/11 PDP a ni deppart m'I !pleH
A citizen-proper is not one by virtue of residence. - Aristotle
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together -- Herbert Prochnow
A city the size of N.Y. could be infected within a few days - DS 1x08
A city without trees is not fit for a dog.
A civilized nation has full gun registration. - Adolph Hitler
A clarification from that moderator thing
A clarinet's not just a molehill on steroids
A clarinet's not just a pinch of wits?
A clash of doctrine is not a disaster - it is an opportunity
A classic case of man versus fate. Best of three falls. Ten round limit.
A classic is a book highly praised yet never read.
A classic is a book that is much praised, rarely read.
A classic is a book that is praised but not read
A classic is a book which people praise and never read.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. -- Mark Twain
A classic, something every body wants to have read but no one wants to read. - Mark Twain
A claw crashes with deafening impact!
A cleAN hardDIsk iS A sIgN of a cluTTEred dISkette box
A clean & dry set of BDU's are magnets for mud and rain.
A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain
A clean car is a clear sign of a sick mind
A clean desk = compulsive and/or bored.
A clean desk is a sign of a -sick- mind
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered mind
A clean desk is a sign of a new employee
A clean desk is a sign of a sick mind!!!!
A clean desk is a sign of an empty mind.
A clean desk is a sign of cluttered desk drawers.
A clean desk is a sign of corporate downsizing
A clean desk is a sign of of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clean desk is a sign of sick mind or a full garbage can.
A clean desk is a sure sign of a sick mind.
A clean desk is the sign of a cluttered desk drawer
A clean desk means you are compulsive and/or bored
A clean desk requires a large wastebasket.
A clean disk is a sign of no Windows
A clean disk is a sure sign of a sick mind!
A clean disk is a sure sign of a warped drive
A clean disk is the sign of a sick computer
A clean disk is the sign of a sick mind
A clean disk is the sign of a small mind.
A clean disk is the sign of a warped drive.
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
A clean house is the sign of a wasted life
A clean house it the sign of a misspent life.
A clean kitchen is the Sign of A Take Out House
A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.
A clean limerick is a contradiction in terms.
A clean mind is a fantasy!
A clean mind is the sign of a sick desk.
A clean neat dest is a sign of a very sick mind.
A clean room is a sure sign of a broken computer.
A clean team is a mean team.
A clean tie attracts the soup of the day
A clean, neat desk is a sign of a sick mind.
A clean, neat, and orderly desk is a sign of a sick mind.
A clean, neat, and orderly work place is a sure sign of a sick mind
A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind.
A clean, safe environment..everyone's birthright
A clear case of Ipkissia Maskosis. I must remove your brain. - Neuman
A clear conscience begins with a clear memory. (Laurence J. Peter)
A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory.
A clear conscience is actually a bad memory
A clear conscience is indicative of a faulty memory
A clear conscience is just the result of bad memory
A clear conscience is mearly the result of a bad memory.
A clear conscience is most often a sign of a bad memory.
A clear conscience is usually the result of bad memory.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
A clear conscience makes a good pillow.
A clear conscience makes taste good
A clear conscience usually means you have a bad memory, or are in denial
A clear vision of tomorrow comes only after a good long look at yesterday
A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Johann von Goethe
A clever man commits no minor blunders. Ä Goethe
A clever prophet makes sure of the event first
A clever tagline is a good excuse for posting a message.
A cliche is a bright new original thought with tenure
A click-click here, a click-click there, everywhere a double-click
A clique of castanet players.
A clitoris is a type of flower.
A clone and a Ferengi all decide to go bowling together
A clone is a clone and will always be a clone. (Some IBM %s)
A clone?! He is a clone?! - Worf
A close pointing finger and a power cable all look the same to Voles
A closed door is an attack on a cat's personal freedom
A closed mind and a closed room are both somewhat stuffy.
A closed mind doesn't need drugs. It is already wasted.
A closed mind gathers no facts.
A closed mind gathers no intelligence
A closed mind gathers no knowledge.
A closed mind gathers no thoughts.
A closed mind is a terrible waste of space
A closed mind is a wonderful thing to loose
A closed mind is a wonderful thing to make fun of.
A closed mind is an empty mind
A closed mind is as useful as a blind eye
A closed mouth catches no feet !
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A closed mouth gathers no feet. Says nothing either!
A closed mouth gathers no feet...
A closed mouth gathers no flies.
A closed mouth gathers no foot
A closed mouth gathers no foot! Have a nice day!
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A closed mouth gathers no judges
A closed mouth gathers no tongue
A closed mouth maintains a happy mind.
A closed mouth says nothing wrong!
A closed mouth says nothing wrong; a closed mind does nothing right.
A closed mouth.......gathers no feet!
A closet full of courteous anxieties is of dubious comfort
A clover leaf was lucky instead of confusing?
A clown decided to retire and hand over the business to his son. His son said, 'I don't know dad, those are big shoes to fill'.
A clown is a poet in action.
A clown is a poet in action.
A clown is a poet in action. -- Miller
A clown is my friend...he will not bite me and throw me in ze basement.
A clown will not bite me and lock me in the basement
A clown without a job is nobody's fool
A clue! A clue! A clue-hoo-hoo! - Tom excitedly
A cocktail party's a device for paying off obligations to people you don't want to invite for dinner
A code in my node? I must be a programmer
A coffee break for Sisyphus!
A coffee cup gets lighter the longer you hold it
A coin. Good. I will replicate one immediately. - Data
A coin. Very well. I shall replicate one immediately
A cold BUD and a CAMEL...ain't life grand!
A cold Diet Coke and another Camel.
A cold beer in one hand, a bottle of wine in the other.
A cold shower is more comfortable if you use warm water
A cold what? * Data
A cold wind blows on a windless day
A collection of taxes.
A collective derriere. How interesting.
A college degree does make you a teacher!
A college education shows a man how little other people know
A college professor is someone smart enough to get a Ph.D., but too crazy to make a living
A collision is a near miss.
A column about errors will contain errors. (Bill Gold)
A com is a com is a com, but Windows NT will not COME!
A combination of Michael J. Pollard, Yahoo Serious, and Buddha.
A comedian is a person who has a good memory for old jokes.
A cometary impact before breakfast may spoil the rest of your day
A comfortable place for a fight
A comfortable place for a fight - Mike on hayloft
A comfortable place for a fight-- Mike Nelson
A command of your own? I can swing that, too! - Kirk-2
A command-level officer? You mean, like you? - Nog
A commanding officer doesn't need brains, just a good loud voice.
A committe: a life form with 6 or more legs and no brain
A committee can make a decision dumber than its members
A committee for the disabled has six or more legs and no brain.
A committee has 6 or more legs and no brain.
A committee has six or more legs and no brain - Heinlein.
A committee has six or more legs and no brain.
A committee is 12 men doing the work of one
A committee is a beast with four hind legs. (John le Carr‚)
A committee is a cul de sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled
A committee is a cul de sac to which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled. - John A. Lincoln
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours... - Milton Berle
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. -- Milton Berle
A committee is a life form with 6 or more legs and no brains
A committee is a life form with many legs and no brain
A committee is a life form with six of more legs and no brain.
A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love"
A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain. L. Long
A committee is an animal with a hundred stomachs and no brains
A committee is an animal with at least six legs, and no brain. -- Heinlein
A committee is the only lifeform with 100 bellies and no brain.
A committee of one gets things done.
A committee of three gets things done if two don't show up
A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent. - Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree
A committee's real objective is not to reach a decision but to avoid it
A committee: a life form with 6 or more legs and no brain
A common malady is diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain
A commune is where people join together to share their lack of wealth. -- R. Stallman
A communist has nothing...and wishes to share it with the world
A communist is a socialist without a sense of humour.
A communist is one who has nothing and wishes to share it with all.
A communist keyboard has no 'ESC' Key
A companion of fools shall be destroyed.
A companion of fools shall be destroyed. - Proverbs 13:20
A company is known by the company it employs
A company is known by the data it keeps
A company is known by the people it keeps.
A company without bosses is like a camel without waterskies
A compassionate Republican steps over the homeless, not on them.
A competent and reliable dishwasher never starves. (Heinlien)
A complete endorser of the Blue Wave Offline Mail System.
A completed Family History? I'd like to see THAT!
A complex man comes home and wonders about the universe's complexities
A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that worked
A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. -- Victor Hugo
A component selected at random from a group having 99% reliability, will be a member of the 1% group
A compressed disk is a sign of a fragmented drive
A computer ... no wonder I couldn't change the channel!
A computer a day
A computer a day.....
A computer addict needs 26 hours in a day, all 8 days of the week
A computer cuts your work in half and gives you back the bloody ends.
A computer does exactly what it's told. This is not necessarily what you want
A computer does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.
A computer doesn't do anything smart. It does something stupid fast.
A computer expert is someone who can make a mistake and not get mad at the computer.
A computer has an IQ of zero. The operator's IQ is quest
A computer has an IQ of zero. The operator's IQ is quest
A computer is a large hole in which you throw your money
A computer is a terrible thing to waste
A computer is a typewriter with an attitude
A computer isn't expensive IF you pay enough for it.
A computer makes as many mistakes in one second as three men working for thirty years straight
A computer never forgets your birthday
A computer never forgives or forgets.
A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it
A computer program is used to turn data into error messages
A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.
A computer user will tell you everything you ask about and nothing more
A computer with Windows is a very expensive Etch-a-Sketch
A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake without ketchup and mustard
A computer without FORTRAN is like a fish without a bicycle
A computer without Windows is like a fish w/o a bicycle
A computer without software just decorates your desk.
A computer won't even talk about marriage
A computer won't fall in love with you just because you have sex.
A computer won't give it's virus to you.
A computer's attention span is as big as it's upper memory block
A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord
A computer's attention span is only as long as its extension cord.
A computer's attention span is only as long as its power cord
A computer's got to do what a computer's got to do. - Holly
A computer, a modem, a phone line... what else do you need?
A computer, to print out a fact, will divide, multiply, and subtract
A computer? No wonder I couldn't change the channel!
A concealed fault is equal to a deceit
A concentrated phaser blast makes the best Universal Translator.
A concept is stronger than a fact. - Charlotte Perkins Gilman
A conclusion = the place where you got tired of thinking
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
A conclusion is what you reach when you get tired of thinking.
A conclusion is where somebody got tired of thinking.
A conclusion is where you get tired of thinking.
A conclusion simply means they got tired of thinking.
A concrete example is very hard to carry around.
A condom ? Yes, I wear one all the time....just in case
A condom is a large apartment complex.
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. -- Fred Allen
A conference is no match for natural stupidity
A conference with the IRS is a taxing proposition.
A confession made in court is of greater effect than any proof
A confident manner is important, as computers can sense this! :-)
A confident manner is important; computers can sense fear.
A confident manner is vital - computers can sense this
A confirmation is null where the preceding gift is invalid
A confirmed cookie eater!
A confrontation like this was inevitable. - Sisko
A congressman and a congresswoman go to lunch. Who pays?
A congressman thinks twice before saying nothing.
A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying
A conscience hurts when everything else feels good
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good
A conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually. - Abba Eban
A consequence ought not to be drawn from another consequence
A conservative gov't is an organized hypocrisy--Disraeli
A conservative government is an organized hypocrasy.
A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy. - Benjamin Disraeli
A conservative is Society's version of a computer virus.
A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged (usually by
A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is a conservative who's been arrested."
A conservative is a liberal whose kid has been mugged by the NEA.
A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time
A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time. -- Alfred E. Wiggam
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run. -- Elbert Hubbard
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt
A conservative is a person who lives in a past that never existed.
A conservative is a worshiper of dead radicals.
A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and to
A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
A conservative's generosity is limited to self.
A consistent man believes in destiny, a capricious man in chance. - Benjamin Disraeli
A conspiracy of silence speaks louder than words.
A constant note of triumph dislocates man so it seems
A constipated german: Farfrompoopin
A consultant is a hooker with a Ph.D.
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it
A consultant is an executive who can't find a job
A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home
A consultant may be defined as an unemployed practitioner
A contemporaneous exposition is the best and most powerful in the law
A content mind is both crown and kingdom. (Greene)
A contented man can enjoy the scenery along the detour
A contented man is always rich
A contented man is one who enjoys the scenery along the detour.
A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.
A continuously immaculate house is the sign of a misspent life.
A contra-bassoon is like a bassoon, only more so.
A contract cannot arise out of an act radically wrong and illegal
A contract is a contract...but only to another Fernegi. -- FRA #17
A contradiction in terms: >>User Friendly<<
A contradiction in terms: Military Intelligence.
A contradiction in terms: User Friendly.
A contradiction of terms-The Best of Rush Limbaugh
A convenient buzzward for Phoenix? "Cosmic" fits the bill nicely.
A conversation about computers is a DISKussion
A conversation begins with the first word
A converted cannibal eats only fishermen on Friday
A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen
A convict's mind is terrible thing to waste, (money on, that is)
A cook is the meal's way of creating more meals
A cookie a day keeps the doctor away!
A cool ball gathers no gutters - Homer Simpson
A cop asks for your identification, and you hand him your
A copy of Windows 3.1 and 4x4 MB of SIMMs, please
A copy of the universe is not what is required of art; one of the damned things is ample. -- Rebecca West
A cornerstone is just a rock. But perhaps I'm just taking that for granite.
A corpse in the bedroom will spoil the Open House
A corpse in the bedroom will spoil the Open House
A corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. - Matthew 7:17
A cosmos without @TO@- it scarcely bears thinking about!
A cosmos without The Doctor scarcely bears thinking about.
A cosmos without you - it scarcely bears thinking about!
A couch is as good as a chair
A counterfeiter is a man who wants money bad.
A country boy can survive. -- Bocephus
A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. - German Proverb
A country man between two lawyers is like a tunafish between two cats.
A country that ignores history has no future.
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Ben Franklin
A coup that is known in advance is a coup that does not take place
A couple bushels shy of a full crop
A couple keys short of a concert piano.
A couple of Pentiums is all you need... to do a good grilled steak
A couple of cans short of a six-pack.
A couple of dots missing on the dice
A couple of dots short of a tagline.
A couple of fries short of a Happy Meal.
A couple of kids tried using pickles instead of paddles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills
A couple of light years can't keep friends apart * Wesley
A couple of months in the lab can often save a couple of hours in the library
A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save
A couple of numbers missing on the clock
A couple of open splices
A couple of revisions behind.
A couple of spots short of a set of dominos
A couple of ticks past the noon whistle.
A couple of volts below threshold.
A couple random tagline for your viewing pleasure:
A couple sandwiches short of a picnic.
A couple sharps short of B Major.
A couple went to see mystery and horror movies. They loved each shudder
A couplet short of a sonnet.
A courageous foe is better than a cowardly friend.
A cousin a day keeps boredom away.
A cow eats without a knife.
A cow stepped on his head.
A cow with no legs = ground beef
A coward dies a thousand deaths
A coward dies a thousand deaths but a brave man dies but one.
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave. Mahatma Gandhi
A coward is incapable of showing love, it's the prerogative of the brave
A coward is someone who thinks with his legs in an emergency
A coward mistakes oppression for peace.
A coward sweats in water - Ethiopia
A coward: one who thinks with his legs
A cowardly cur barks more fiercely than its bite.
A cowboy might drive a Mustang.
A cowchip is paradise to a fly!
A cranck with armor, will never harm'er.
A cranial hemorrhoid will cause a stroke...what's your excuse?
A crank in armor will never harm her.
A crank is a little thing that makes revolutions
A crank with armor will never harm her
A crappie is not a sunfish found in a toilet.
A crash of Windows taglines.
A crate of UZI's, a carton of whiskey... let's go to Disney!
A crate of UZI's, a carton of whiskey...let's party!
A crate of UZI's, a carton of whiskey...lets go to Disneyland!
A craving for Tofu and Avacados? "Am I pregnant?"
A creative Mind is seldom tidy
A creature that pretended to be a man and called itself Flagg
A crew member drinks - drink!
A crew member is in casual clothes - drink!
A criminal can be an interesting thing to waste
A criminal lawyer - is there any other kind?
A crises is when you CAN'T say let's forget about the whole thing!
A crisis is when you can"t say, "Let"s just forget the whole thing." -- Ferguson
A crisis is when you can't say "Let's forget about it."
A crisis is when you can't say "Let's forget the whole thing."
A critic is a bunch of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste.
A critic is a bundle of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste. -- Whitney Balliett
A critic is a legless man who teaches running
A critic is a man who knows the way, but can't drive the car
A critic is a man who knows the way, but can't drive the car. - Kenneth Tynan
A critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.
A critic is one who knows the way but can't run the boat.
A critic knows the way but can't drive the vehicle.
A crooked stick can hit a pretty good lick.
A cross between Police Gazette and Mad Magazine. <Cole>
A cross between Rambo and Mary Poppins. -- Peter Fenn on George Bush
A cross between a Vulcan and a tribble: Fuzzy Logic.
A cross between a giant anteater & the devil dog - Tom
A cross between a puppy and a bunny is a rabid dog.
A cross? Oy, vey, have YOU got the wrong vampire!
A cross? Oy, vey, have YOU got the wrong vampire!
A crow perched on a telephone wire, making a long distance caw.
A crow that flies in heaven's sweetest air. - Shakespeare
A crowd is a mob with no leader.
A crowd of people stood and stared.
A crowd of people stood and stared. Ä Beatles
A crowded elevator always smells different to a midget
A crowded elevator smells different to short people
A crucifix? Oi vey, hav eyou got the wrong vampire.
A crude, but effective ruse.
A cruel story runs on wheels, and every hand oils the wheels as they run. - Ouida
A crummy excuse beats no excuse
A crunchy frog a day keeps the doctor away
A crunchy frog a day keeps the doctor away. Ä Monty Python
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety
A crystal plate mail will not rust.
A cube is an extended square
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door
A cubit? Let me see, I used to know what a cubit was
A cucumber can always wait until you get home.
A cucumber doesn't care if you always spend the holidays with your family
A cucumber doesn't care if you are a virgin.
A cucumber doesn't have hands when it's desperate
A cucumber isn't allergic to your cat.
A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety.
A cucumber never wants to do it in unusual places.
A cucumber never wants to do it while your nails are wet.
A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet
A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
A cucumber will never flush the toilet when you are in the shower
A cucumber will never give you a hickey
A cucumber will never leave the toilet seat up
A cucumber will never leave you before you want them to
A cucumber won't ask "Am I the first?"
A cucumber won't ask, How was it?
A cucumber won't care what time of the month it is
A cucumber won't come home late, stinking of beer
A cucumber won't insist the little cukes be raised catholic, jewish, or orthodox vegetarian
A cucumber won't leave you for a cheerleader or an ex-nun
A cucumber won't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy."
A cucumber won't shatter if you drop it on the ground
A cucumber won't speculate about your next lover
A cucumber won't take you to a disco and dump you for a flashy blonde.
A cucumber won't tell you that he's outgrown you intellectually
A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't count.
A cult is a religion whose leader isn't dead yet
A cult is a religion with no political power
A cult is a religion with no political power -Thomas Wolfe
A cult is a religion with no political power.
A cult is any religion without political power.
A cult is someone ELSE's religion
A cult that places dogma above fact becomes a religion
A cultist---one who voted for the Clintons.
A culture that worships John Candy -Crow on Bhudda statue
A cumcumber doesn't have hands when it's desperate
A cunning linguist is good with his tongue!
A cup and saucer short of a full place setting
A cup of SPLIT-PEA ISADORA SOUP? - Mike on deli menu
A cup of `SPLIT-PEA ISADORA SOUP'?
A cup of `SPLIT-PEA ISADORA SOUP'? -- Mike Nelson
A cup of millipede juice, hold the shells. -- Quark
A cup of tea is nicer than sex, but it scalds your willy!!
A cure for apathy? Why @S?
A cure for apathy? Why bother?
A curious and captious interpretation in the law is to be reproved
A curved line is the loveliest distance between 2 points
A custom more honored in the breach than the observance.
A custom ought to be certain
A cute Blonde with a gun.. can go anywhere.. - Janier
A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde
A cynic is a man who looks around for a coffin when he smells flowers
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H. L. Mencken
A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern
A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern. -- Edgar A. Shoaff
A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with stolen lantern.
A cynic is a person who refuses to share your illusions
A cynic is an idealist who has finally learned the truth.
A cynic is an optimist that got a face full of reality.
A cynic is man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
A cynic is one who stops to smell the flowers, then looks for a coffin
A cynic is only a frustrated optimist
A cynic knows the price of everything & value of nothing
A cynic laughs at anything as long as it isn't funny
A cynic looks both ways before crossing a one-way street
A cynic searchers for an honest man using a stolen lantern
A cynic searches 4 an honest man,with a stolen lantern.
A cynic smells flowers and looks for a casket.
A cynic smells flowers and looks for the funeral
A cynic smells the flowers & looks for the casket!
A cynic smells the flowers and looks for the coffin
A cynic smells the flowers and then looks for the casket
A cynic's work is never done.
A dagger in the back will cramp any wizard's style!
A daily dose of FL SINGLES is better'n 40Kv of electroshock therapy!
A daily dose of FL SINGLES keeps the Lobotomy Doctor away
A daisy by any other name still attracts aphids
A damned confusing kingdom here - Tom
A dandelion for your thoughts *--
A daquiri swilling tractor manufacturer
A daquiri swilling tractor manufacturer-- Mike Nelson
A daquiry swilling tractor manufacturer - Mike
A dark and narrow chimney leads up from a fireplace
A darkroom is not the best place to develop a reputation.
A darn sight better'n that twiggy little stick woman -Tom
A daughter is an embarrassing and ticklish possession.--Menander
A day for firm decisions!!! Or is it??
A day hemmed with prayer is much less likely to unravel
A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm.<Apone>
A day in the life of a bar code scanner: ||X||||X||X||X|| "BEEP"
A day in the life of a message traffic cop
A day is wasted if there are no new taglines in it
A day job ...in an office?! My worst nightmare! - Ticknophobia
A day job... in an office?! My worst nightmare! - The Tick
A day job? In an office? MY WORST NIGHTMARE!! NOOOOOOOO!
A day late and a dollar short.
A day not wasted is a day wasted!
A day off is always more welcome when it's unexpected. --George Carlin
A day spent with your lover beats the one spent in the office.
A day that will always live in infamy.... April 15th
A day uncertain is held as a condition
A day without BBS mail is a day with much more free time.
A day without C++ is like a day without stinking
A day without Genealogy is like a day without coffee.
A day without Mail is like a day without Sunshine!
A day without Nixon is like a day without syphilis
A day without Pizza just doesn't slice it
A day without SEX is wasted!
A day without Sonshine is like night.
A day without a buzz is a day that never was. Jason Blan
A day without a cat is a day without warmth
A day without a cat is like a day without sunshine.
A day without a cat to love, isn't worth living.
A day without a redhead is a day without *welts*
A day without a redhead is like a day without *air*
A day without a redhead is like a day without a stick poked in your eye
A day without a smile is a lost day
A day without baseball is like... er, well, not all that different.
A day without baseball is like...well, it's not really that different
A day without chocolate is a day without sunshine!
A day without dogma is like a pizza without vinegar.
A day without dragons is MUCH SAFER!!!
A day without dragons is much safer.
A day without e-mail is a day with much more free time
A day without fusion is a day without sunshine
A day without laughter, is a day wasted. - C. Chaplin
A day without my AMIGA is unbearable.
A day without new taglines is like a mouse without a television.
A day without okra is like a day without sunshine.
A day without orange juice is like a day with straight vodka
A day without orange juice is like a day without orange juice.
A day without orange juice is like a day without vodka.
A day without potatoes is like, well, any other day
A day without puns is like a day without sunshine
A day without radiation is a day without sunshine.
A day without sunshine is just like nighttime.
A day without sunshine is like ... dark.
A day without sunshine is like ... night!
A day without sunshine is like a darkroom
A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle
A day without sunshine is like a day without Anita Bryant
A day without sunshine is like a day without orange juice
A day without sunshine is like a night.
A day without sunshine is like night. Steve Martin
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night
A day without sunshine is like... well, Cleveland
A day without sunshine is like...night.
A day without sunshine is.... night! Yeh, I knew that!
A day without tofu is like a day without a tasteless meat substitute
A day you learn something new is a day not wasted!
A dead comic is at his wit's end
A dead man cannot bite. -- Gnaeus Pompeius (Pompey)
A dead parrot - Polygon!
A dead pitbull is a good pitbull.
A dead skeptic talking to GOD: "Who are you!" ZZZAP! "Arrhhhh"
A dead woman bites not. -- Gray
A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.
A deadline has a marvelous ability to concentrate the mind+
A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it's better than no inspiration at all. - Rita Mae Brown
A deaf fisherman is hard of herring.
A deal is a deal
A deal is a deal -- ROA #16
A deal is a deal. - 16th Rule
A deal is a deal. - Melora
A deal is a deal...until a better one comes along. - FRA #16
A dean is to a faculty as a hydrant is to a dog. -- Alfred Kahn
A death mark is not an easy thing to live with.
A death mark's not an easy thing to live with. - Rieekan
A death threat is the sincerest form of compliment
A debt to Virgil is a debt to Nature. -- Chesterson
A debtor is not presumed to make a gift
A debugged program is one for which you have not yet found the conditions that make it fail. -- Jerry Ogdin
A debugger doesn't remove bugs. It only runs them in slow motion
A deceiver deals in generals
A decimal will always be misplaced
A decision had to be made
A decision had to be made. -- Riff Raff
A deed or bond found with the debtor is presumed to be paid
A definate progression. From planet. To planet. - Kirk
A definition of teaching: casting fake pearls before real swine. -- Bill Cain, "Stand Up Tragedy"
A delegate or deputy cannot appoint another
A delegated authority cannot be again delegated
A delicious Nestle Quick and Sea Monkey shake!!
A delivery came for you! It's the Rockefeller baby! - Pinky
A deluge of words and drop of sense.
A deluge of words and not a drop of sense?
A democracy in which votes are not secured by arms is a farce. H. B.
A democrat's charity is limited only by your income
A demon has infested him. The name of the demon is HEROIN. - Oracle
A denebian slime devil is a tribble built to Klingon specs.
A dense SMUG is rolling in - Mike on guy's expression
A dense smug is rolling in
A dense smug is rolling in-- Mike Nelson
A dentist and a manicurist got into a fight. They went at it tooth and nail
A dentist does it in your mouth, then tells you to spit
A dentist married a manicurist. They keep fighting tooth and nail!
A dependable ant is reliANT.
A deputy cannot appoint a deputy
A desert chieftain would drive a Mirage.
A desk hologram was just seen and looked like @F @L!
A desk hologram was just seen and looked like Orville!
A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. <le Carre>
A desk is a dangerous place to view the world
A desk is a terrible spot to view the world from
A desk is a wastebasket with drawers
A desktop Cray for $10? Is it PC compatible?
A detestable smell like a poison well. No heaven. - bad brains
A devil in a black dress wanders by
A devil is supposed to have an evil grin; this one looked too morose.
A devithe for catching the Ether Bunny.
A diagnostic is someone who doesn't know if there are two Gods.
A diagnostic is someone who doesn't know whether two gods exist
A diamond is a chunk of coal that made good under pressure.
A diamond is forever, but real estate appreciates faster
A diamond is just a lump of coal that made good under pre
A diamond is only a lump of coal that did well under pressure
A diamond was a piece of coal that kept trying.
A diamond's a lump of coal that made good under pressure.
A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry
A diaphragm is a drawing in pencil
A diaphragm is a manhole cover
A diaphram is a drawing in pencil
A dictionary - Book with words for those who can't read
A dictionary is a most useful tool.
A die for a die. - Catwoman (Batman Returns)
A die-hard Kingston Trio fan
A diet is a short period of starvation preceding a gain of five pounds
A diet is a weigh of life.
A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width.
A difference of taste of jokes is a great strain on the affections. - George Eliot
A difference that makes no difference is no difference. - Spock
A different language is a different vision of life. -Federico Fellini, film director and writer (1920-1993)
A difficult weapon to confiscate. -- Yar
A difficult weapon to confiscate. -- Yar
A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
A dim bulb in the marquee of life
A dime is a coin once used for money.
A dime is a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
A dime saved is a dollar earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's.
A dinner lubricates business
A dinosaur in Jurassic Park ate a lawyer....tasted like chop suey.
A dip switch is only as good as the dip using it.
A diploma only means you know which book to look in.
A diploma proves only that you know how to find an answer.
A diplomat can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing
A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age. -- Robert Frost
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip
A diplomat never insults anyone...accidently.
A diplomat these days is nothing but a head waiter who's allowed to sit down occasionally. - Sir Peter Ustinov
A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing.
A diplomat's life consists of three things: protocol, Geritol, and alcohol. -- Adlai Stevenson
A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?"
A diplomatic insult to the Cardassian people would be a problem
A direct hit to the old "dilithium crystals"! - Duckman
A direct hit with a 500 pounder will make a cat go Quack!
A direct hit with napalm will make a cat go WwooooofF!
A directed energy discharge? From a Phaser!? - O'Brien
A dirty book is rarely dusty.
A dirty book is seldom dusty.
A dirty joke is a sort of mental revolution. - Orwell
A dirty magazine is rarely dusty
A dirty mind is a dog that has no fleas
A dirty mind is a joy forever!
A dirty mind is a joy forever. - Oscar Wilde
A dirty mind is a pain
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to wash
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste - Darkwood
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste..
A dirty mind is a vampire with a president, but great
A dirty mind is a wonderfully fun thing!
A dirty mind is, ...well... , a wonderful thing.
A dirty mind is, well, a dirty mind!
A dirty mind is, well, a wonderful thing.
A dirty novel I can't shut / If it's uncut / And unsubt- / le
A disagreement may be the shortest cut between two minds. - K. Gibran
A disarmed populace is an enslaved populace.
A disc jockey is someone who works for the love of mike.
A disease which tells you that you haven't got it.
A dishonest man and a harp struck by lighting are both a blasted lyre.
A dislexic, agnostic, insomniac sits up wondering if there is a doG.
A dispensation is a wound which wounds a common right
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
A diva who specializes in risqu'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano
A diva who specializes in risque' arias is an off-colorat
A diva who specializes in risque` arias is an off-coloratura soprano.
A division of Con-Huge-Co - Crow
A do-nothing lackluster wherever he sat. -- A. Haig on George Bush
A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines. --Frank Lloyd Wright
A doctor enjoys poor health.
A doctor is a person who enjoys bad health.
A doctor of death with a PHD, a specialist in pure misery
A doctor said, "This injection won't hurt a bit." That's an MD promise.
A doctor who became a bartender was always giving out shots!
A dog ! A panic in a pagoda ! - (Palindrom)
A dog ! A panic in a pagoda ! - (Palindrom)
A dog -- a panic in a pagoda.
A dog barks at a shadow... the rest bark at the sound.
A dog exploded on a busy street today
A dog has so many friends because he wags his tail instead of tongue.
A dog is God's way of saying you need more love in your life.
A dog is a dog except when he is facing you. Then he is Mr. Dog.
A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird and a cat is a person.
A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, but a cat is a people
A dog is a dog, but a Cat is a Purrson!
A dog is a dog, but a Cat is a purrrson!.....(sic)
A dog is a dog, but a cat is a purrrrson
A dog is a dog. Unless it's facing you, then it's *Mr.* Dog
A dog is always on the wrong side of the door!
A dog is man's best friend. A man's leg is a dog's best friend
A dog is prose; a cat is a poem.
A dog is the only friend you can buy for money
A dog is the only love that money can buy.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Billings
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love
A dog is wagging his tail and snarling, which do you trust?
A dog leads a SYSOPS life!
A dog may bark, but his legs will never grow longer.
A dog on the run can safely be kicked.
A dog peed on me. A bad sign.
A dog sees God in his master... while a cat must only gaze in a
A dog sees God in his master; a cat looks in the mirror.
A dog sees God in his masterwhile a cat must only gaze in a mirror.
A dog started crying like a broken hearted man --U2
A dog that weighs less than 10 pounds is NOT a dog.
A dog wags it's tail with it's whole heart!
A dog wags its tail with its heart.
A dog wags its tail with its heart. - Martin Buxbaum
A dog will eat pretty much anything.
A dog with money is addressed as Mr. Dog. Spanish Proverb
A dog with money is referred to as MR. Dog
A dog! A panic in a pagoda.
A dog, a plan, a canal. Pagoda! -- palindrome alpha version
A doggone computer is man's best friend
A doggone uppity Lawyer at that..!!!!!!
A dogma is not a mama dog!
A dogs worst enemy is a closed door
A dollar earned is a penny saved - after Clinton.
A dollar is a terible thing not to tax!!!
A dollar saved is a dollar Congress overlooked!
A dollar saved is a dollar my wife has overlooked!
A dollar's a bad boss, and dying's a bad fear
A door is what a cat is perpetually on the wrong side of!!!
A double negative is an affirmative
A double positive is never negative... Yeah, right!
A double standard's better than no standard at all.
A dozen Stealth Fighters? Oh yeah... I'll believe that when I see it!
A dozen, a gross, and a score
A draft dodger as commander-in-chief? Only in America!
A dragon a day keeps EVERYONE away
A dragon a day, keeps the world away.
A dragon form, clashing his scales: at midnight he arose,
A dragon in the hand is worth five charred fingers
A dragon in time saves lighter fluid
A dragon is just a dragon until he faces you. Then he is Mr. Dragon!
A dragon is just a snake that ate a scroll of fire.
A dragon on the wing is a dream to some folk... A nightmare to others
A dragon with a can-opener. A paladin's worst knightmare
A dragon, holding a canister of Uranium 238? You go on ahead, knight.
A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
A drama critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned
A drama critic is a person who surprises a playwright by informing him what he meant. -- Wilson Mizner
A drawing pin is an excited Smartie
A dream grants what one covets when awake.
A dream is a postcard from your subconscious.
A dream is a wish your heart makes.
A dream is worth a little sleep
A dream itself is but a shadow. * LAKOTA v1.2
A dream itself is but a shadow. - Shakespeare
A dream itself is but a tagline. -- Tagspeare
A dream of a galaxy WITHOUT war
A dream of a galaxy WITHOUT war. <Babylon 5<
A dream of a galaxy WITHOUT war. - Babylon 5
A dream to some... A nightmare to others! -- Merlin
A dream unthreatened by the morning light -Pink Floyd
A dream will always triumph over reality, once it is given the chance. -- Stanislaw Lem
A dream worth having is a dream worth fighting for. - Charles Xavier
A dream's a dream whatever it seems.- Deep Purple
A dream-house requires no building permit
A dreamer of pictures, I run in the night
A dress is no good unless it inspires men to remove it.
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires @F to remove it
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires its removal
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to remove it.
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off.
A dress that makes a girl look slim often makes others look 'round.
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
A drink a day keeps the shrink away
A drink here, a smoke there. What was dirty is now clean.
A dripping tap causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.
A driver with a truck load of hogs was looking for a porking place.
A drowning cat is an image of perfect beatitude.
A drum, a drum! Macbeth doth come.
A drummer takes any woman he gets, but a guitarist can take his pick
A drunk dragon is a happy dragon!
A drunk with a gun is always allowed to speak his mind.
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
A dry sense of humor is better than drooling.
A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everwhere.
A duck is a bird that walks like it has ridden horseback all day.
A duck is a terrible thing to waste!
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why
A duck? Now that's senseless!
A duel of wits? To the DEATH?
A duel of wits? To the death? - Vinzinni
A duel of wits? With @F? I never attack anyone who us unarmed!
A dule of wits ? To the DEATH ?
A dull pencil is better than a sharp mind. - Ben Franklin
A duping we will go a duping we will go Hi Ho the merrio
A duplicate me! * Rimmer
A dwarf is passing out somewhere in Detroit.
A dyslectic neurotic lies awake wondering if there really is a Dog.
A dyslexic Christian tried to sell his soul to Santa
A dyslexic agnostic doesn't believe in Dog.
A dyslexic agnostic insomniac sits up all night wondering if there is a Dog
A dyslexic agnostic wonders whether there is a dog.
A dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa
A dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac sits up wondering if there is a doG.
A efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty.
A elected official might drive a Civic.
A eunuch should not take pride in his chastity
A face dipped in a huge vat of white-out -Crow on villain
A face dipped in a huge vat of white-out! -- Crow T. Robot
A face is like a work of art. It deserves a great frame.
A face like a wedding cake left out in the rain
A face outside the window pane, however did it come to this? - Floyd
A face without freckles is like a night without stars.
A facorite euphemism: Theater = performing arts center. --Carlin
A fact: do with it what you will. - Ellison
A fact: do with it what you will. -- Harlan Ellison
A fact: do with it what you will. Ae Ellison
A fact: do with it what you will.
A fact: do with it what you will. -- Ellison
A factor of 3000 is actually significant --Andrew Hume
A fag is a homosexual man who has just left the room
A fail-safe circuit will destroy all others
A fail-safe circuit will destroy others -- Klipstein
A fail-safe circuit will destroy others.
A fail-safe system fails when it fails to fail safely.
A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John Christian Bovee
A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in the experience. Elbert Hubbard
A failure is not all loss if something is learned
A failure will not appear till a unit has been shipped.
A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection
A fair exterior is a silent recommendation. -- Publilius Syrus
A fair jaw-cracker dwarf-language must be. --Samwise Gamgee
A fair maiden is one who will let me under her skirts
A fairy tale is a horror story to prepare children for the newspapers
A faith worse than death, to be cut off from the world of email. <G>
A fake, but as good as the effects in this movie - Joel
A fall into a ditch makes you wiser. - Chinese Proverb
A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef
A falling body always rolls to the most inaccessible spot
A falling tool comes so down as to inflict as much damage as possible
A fallopian tube is part of a tv set.
A false friend and a shadow stay around only while the sun shines.
A false friend is like a leave, found everywhere
A false or mistaken description does not vitiate
A false plea is the basest of all things
A false witness shall not be unpunished- Proverbs 19:5
A family car with a stud mobile - Crow
A family history shows you have lived!
A family is a circle of friends who love you
A family is a circle of people who love you.
A family moved to the city because they heard the country was at war.
A family reunion is an effective form of birth control!
A family reunion is an effective form of birth control. - Heinlein
A family tree can wither if no one maintains its roots.
A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots.
A family tree has many branches; not all have the same last name
A famous Italian explorer was named Marco van Basten
A fanatic : Can't change his mind and won't change the subject
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind & won't change the subject!
A fanatic is one who will not change his mind or the subject
A fanatic marches to the beat of a dead horse.
A fanatic sticks to his guns, loaded or not
A far time ago in a galaxy long, long away
A farm dog licks your big toe, my nipples explode with satori
A farm in the country side had several turkeys, it was known as the house of seven gobbles
A farmer is a man outstanding in his field
A farmer is always going to be rich next year.
A farmer is always going to make it rich the next year.
A farmer raises livestock. A Kansas farmer gets emotionally involved.
A farmer with extremely prolific hens posted the following sign. "Free Chickens. Our Coop Runneth Over."
A farmer with lots of chickens posted the following sign. "Free Chickens. Our Coop Runneth Over."
A fart in your general direction!
A fart is the cry for help from a turd in trouble.
A fast has no real nutritional value.
A fast modem doesn't help you read a large .QWK file any speedier! :-)
A fat Ferengi has just entered thne establishment. - Worf
A fat ferengi just entered the establishment.
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts. (St. Jerome)
A fat woman is a quilt for the winter. -Punjabi Proverb
A fat-worshippers' show: Praise the Lard!
A fatal attration holding me fast - Floyd
A fatal error has occured. You're dead! - Lore of Borg.
A fatal error has occured... You're dead, Jim
A fatal error has occurred. You're dead! --Lore of Borg
A fate WORSE than a fate worse than death? Sounds pretty bad
A fate worse than death is to be married alive.
A fate worse than death....MARRIED ALIVE!!
A fate worse than death...THE NHL LOCKOUT!
A fate worse than death: To be married alive
A fate worse than death: Being married alive
A fate worse than death: Liberalism.
A fate worse than death: Sudden 500-pound Weight Loss
A fate worse than death: To be married alive!
A fate worse than deathMARRIED ALIVE!
A fate worse than deathTHE NHL LOCKOUT!
A father doesn't destroy his children.
A father doesn't destroy his children. -- Lt. C. Palamas
A father doesn't destroy his children. -- Lt. Carolyn Palamas, "Who Mourns for Adonais?"
A father doesn't destroy his children. --Lt. Palamas
A father is a banker provided by nature.
A father's first right--fathering.
A fault finds its own
A fault recognized if half corrected
A fault tolerant system must report the faults even as it tolerates
A fault! Martina cried reservedly.
A favorite euphamism: Cheap hotel = limited service lodging. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Baldness = acquired uncombable hair. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Breast = white meat. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Civilian deaths = collateral damage. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Committee = task force. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Drought = deficit water situation. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Fingerprinting = digital imaging. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Illegal immigrant = guest worker. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: In love = emotionally involved. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Jeep = sports utility vehicle. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Junk mail = direct marketing. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Junkies = the user population. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Loafers = slip-ons. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Miscarriage = pregnancy loss. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Mole = beauty mark. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Monkey bars = pipe-frame exercise unit. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Nonbelievers = the unchurched. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Nude beach = clothing optional beach. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Prostitute = commercial sex worker. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Room service = private dining. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Salesman = product specialist. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Seasickness = motion discomfort. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Shack job = live-in companion. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Sludge = bio-solids. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Smuggling = commodity relocation. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Soldiers and weapons = military assets. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Uniform = career apparel. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Used videocassette = previously viewed cassette. --Carlin
A favortie pastime of Programers is reinventing the wheel
A fear of weapons is a sign of emotional and sexual immaturity. FREUD
A fear of women is the basis of good health
A feather is Erotic, A whole chicken is KINKY!
A feather is sensual. The whole chicken is kinky!
A feature is a bug with seniority
A fellow AA has only been sober longer than you if he got up earlier.
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner
A fellow who is always declaring that he is no fool usually harbors suspicions to the contrary
A fellow's got to keep on delivering as he goes along. Carl Hubbell
A female Klingon with PMS? Like, how could you *tell*?
A female Klingon with PMS?...Run for your lives!!!
A female Sysop is a Sysopette!
A female character has flawless makeup after a battle - drink!
A female in armor at 105 degrees is a stewed tomato
A female in armor at 105 degrees is a stewed tomato. - KJ Radkey
A female monkey says to a bull elephant, Look, if it doesn't fit, don't force it!
A female programmer wears a G$.
A feminazi was injured...call a witch doctor!
A feminazi's mind is a terrible waste.
A feminist bookstore has no humor section.
A feminizt was injured - call a witch doctor!
A feminizt was injured, call the paraplegics
A feminizt's mind is a terrible waste
A ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.
A ferret by any other name still pongs
A ferret in the hand...will probably bite you.
A ferret in the trousers is worth two in the bush.
A ferret is God's way of telling us nothing is childproof.
A ferret is God's way of telling you NOTHING is child-proof!
A ferret is like a computer virus, it gets into everything.
A fertile imagination is no compensation for vasectomy
A fertile mind requires a lot of dirt
A fertilized queen just glows Ä she's radiANT
A few
A few Beta's short of a full release!
A few Corporate Elites control the Media
A few Kennedys short of a Kennebunkport.
A few ants short of a picnic
A few bars short of a finished symphony.
A few beans short of a burrito.
A few beer & women get the wisest men
A few beers short of a six-pack
A few beers short of a six-pack / a six-pack short of a case.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
A few bits short of a byte.
A few bits shy of a word.
A few bombs short of a cluster.
A few bombs short of a full load.
A few bricks short of a picnic
A few bricks short of a sidewalk.
A few bricks short of a wall / hod.
A few bricks short of a whole wall.
A few bricks shy of a load.
A few bucks? - Mulder on worth of human body (3x19)
A few bulbs short of a Christmas tree.
A few bytes short of a checksum.
A few calories away from a diet
A few calories short of a meal.
A few cans short of a six pack
A few cans short of a six pack - six short
A few cans short of a six-pack.
A few cards short of a deck.
A few cards short of a deck... 51 cards short!
A few cats short of a full-strung violin.
A few cats short of a litter.
A few channels short of Basic Cable
A few clowns short of a Bozo Show.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few clues shy of a solution.
A few croutons short of a garden salad.
A few days short of a year.
A few dozen grasshoppers doesn't constitute a plague. - Scully
A few drops short of a piss.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
A few fiddlers short of a Grand Ol' Opry.
A few fish short of a string.
A few fishes, the water-to-wine gag, and you got a celebrity!
A few flapjacks short a breakfast
A few french fries short of a Happy Meal.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
A few fries short of a Happy Meal, if you ask me
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
A few from the top of the list:
A few gigs would help. But I would rather have a life.
A few guns short of a Rambo movie.
A few hicks short of a Hee-Haw episode.
A few holes short of a whiffle ball.
A few horses short of a school lunch program.
A few hours grace before the madness begins again
A few hundred years of bad blood will do that. - Garibaldi
A few lines short of a switchboard.
A few lions short of a den.
A few meg short of a hard drive.
A few more Conservatives in Congress and it may work!
A few more like you and The Republic will efficient itself to death.
A few more like you, Vir & The Republic will efficient itself to
A few more questions Mr. Computer. X Moriarity
A few more questions, Mr. Computer.
A few more questions, Mr. Computer. * Moriarity
A few more steps and we'll be safe in the Fire Swamp. - Westley
A few more steps and we'll be safe in the fire swamp.
A few more tags to make you crazy!
A few morons short of a Congress.
A few munce ugo i cudn't evin spel, now i ar won.
A few open splices.
A few pages short of a book.
A few pages stuck together.
A few peas short of a casserole.
A few pickles short of a jar.
A few pies short of a holiday.
A few pipes short of a church organ.
A few planes short of an Air Force.
A few random taglines:
A few read, still fewer think, and a very few who do both
A few revisions behind.
A few rigs short of a full shack
A few roses short of a bouquet
A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
A few screws loose.
A few slices short of a loaf
A few spokes short of a bicycle wheel.
A few spoons short of a full set.
A few strings short of a violin section.
A few tacos short of a combination plate
A few teeth short of an upper plate.
A few thousand $ would come in handy right about now.
A few thousand rads never hurt anybody
A few tiles missing from his space shuttle.
A few tiles short of a successful re-entry.
A few tokens short of a toaster.
A few too many lights out in his Christmas tree.
A few too many scrimmages without a helmet. - Trapper, on Henry
A few volts below threshold.
A few windows short of a desktop.
A few witches burning... gets a little toasty
A few yards short of the hole.
A few....
A field upgrade, HAL. We're going to make you IBM compatible.
A field upgrade, HAL. We're going to make you Hayes compat!
A field upgrade, HAL. We're going to make you IBM
A field upgrade, HAL. We're going to make you IBM compatible.
A fierce vindictive scribble of red -- Browning
A fifteen-year-old with poise is more fun than a thirty-year-old jerk.
A fight between you and the world? I think I'll back the world.
A fight to the death between zombies has a few inherent problems.
A fight! Let's go get 'em! - Kid
A figment of my imagination, that's all. - O'Brien
A figure in white unknown by man, approaching the altar of death!
A figure with curves always offers a lot of interesting angles
A file server could not be found. (A)bort (R)etry (D)ie?
A filker is a person who messes with songs
A film star might drive a Celebrity.
A filter of coffee cups
A filthy Data is Gunked, hosed down and sand blasted.
A filthy mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A find is a terrible thing to waste!
A fine day to put the slinky on the escalator.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
A fine place to set down my pasty white bottom - Joel
A fine place to set down your pasty white bottom
A fine retreat matters as much as a stylish attack.
A fine sysop is something to appreciate.
A finger points at the moon - imbecile looks at the finger
A fire scene to rival the burning of Atlanta - Crow
A fire! Oh, boy! Oh. In the fireplace - Calvin
A fire, a glass of wine and friends
A fish in the eye is worth two in a sundress.
A fish is just like a donkey, only completly different
A fish wife...That's good - Mike to Tom
A fish, a watermelon, and a ceiling fan.
A fisherman is a jerk at one end of the line waiting for a jerk at the other
A fishfinder? In a hospital? -- Crow
A fishfinder? In a hospital? -- Crow T. Robot
A fit of anger is as fatal to dignity as a dose of cyanide is to life
A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. -- Guard #1
A five-ounce bird cannot carry a one-pound coconut!
A flaming a**hole by any other name is still an a**hole
A flash of light, a cloud of dust, and... What was the question?
A flashback is a man with his raincoat on backwards
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
A flashlight is a case in which to carry dead batteries!
A flashlight is a storage case for dead batteries.
A flashlight is basically a tin can for transporting dead batteries.
A flat doesn't occur until the day after the tire sale.
A flat minor: what you get when you drop a piano down a mine
A flattering mouth worketh ruin. - Proverbs 26:28
A flatuating butthead - Tom describing a jerky guy
A flop is a place to sleep. - Keeler
A floppy disk is an immature hard disk
A flounce is as good as a fop - and a lot prettier
A flower short of an arrangement.
A fly by night leaves no shadow beyond a doubt.
A fly in your soup is better than no meat at all.
A fly on my pizza?! - Um, actually, it's an olive fragment.
A fly on the wall? * Geordi
A fly's in your soup? How much can a little fly drink?
A fly's life is very very, short from birth to cemetery.
A flying buttress short of a cathedral.
A flying nun? Well, don't make it a habit
A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.
A flying saucer is the result of a nudist spilling his coffee
A flying saucer is what results when a nudist spills his coffee
A flying sausage results when Lorena gets hold of Jaunty!
A fog advisory has been issued for this conference
A fog advisory has been issued for this echo
A font is a typeface with its hard hat on.
A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it!
A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it!
A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it. - Katharine Whitehorn
A fool & his money are invited everywhere.
A fool always finds a bigger fool to admire him. - Nicolas Boileau
A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him.
A fool and her money are soon courted
A fool and her money are soon my girlfriend.
A fool and his BlueWave are soon parted.
A fool and his UNIX are soon ported.
A fool and his computer are soon parted.
A fool and his computer are soon running a BBS.
A fool and his dragon are soon hoardless
A fool and his ferret are soon parted.
A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
A fool and his guilt are soon parted.
A fool and his honey are soon parted
A fool and his lasagna are soon parted. Garfield
A fool and his modem are soon ported.
A fool and his money . . . Hey! Where's your wallet?
A fool and his money are SYSOP material.
A fool and his money are UseNet backbone material
A fool and his money are a Conservative's best friends!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere!
A fool and his money are backbone hub material.
A fool and his money are better than no date at all!
A fool and his money are easily parted, so who took yours?
A fool and his money are fun to go out with!
A fool and his money are given to the '700 Club'
A fool and his money are invited everywhere.
A fool and his money are my best friends!
A fool and his money are my kind of customer
A fool and his money are my kinda party!
A fool and his money are my two favorite people.
A fool and his money are never around when you need them.
A fool and his money are never close when you need a loan
A fool and his money are parted on more than one occasion!!!!
A fool and his money are some party!
A fool and his money are soo......HEY!! WHERE'D MY WALLET GO?!?
A fool and his money are soon ... Republican."
A fool and his money are soon SYSOP
A fool and his money are soon another Sysop
A fool and his money are soon audited.
A fool and his money are soon become a Sysop.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
A fool and his money are soon invited places.
A fool and his money are soon married. (Carlyn Wells)
A fool and his money are soon my boyfriend.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
A fool and his money are soon parted..if he has a lawyer!
A fool and his money are soon partying!
A fool and his money are soon popular.
A fool and his money are soon spotted.
A fool and his money are soon upgraded.
A fool and his money are soon...Hey! Where's my wallet?!
A fool and his money are the prime-time television target audience
A fool and his money are... Hey! Where's my wallet?
A fool and his money are...a party, man!
A fool and his money can go places. (Gene Fowler)
A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party
A fool and his money get a lot of attention from headwaiters
A fool and his money get laid on Saturday night
A fool and his money is my idea of a friend!
A fool and his money is my kind of customer!
A fool and his money is soon married
A fool and his money is soon parted, as long as there's a sod about
A fool and his money rarely get together to start with.
A fool and his money share the same mattress.
A fool and his money soon become a Moderator!
A fool and his money soon become a sysop!
A fool and his money soon become my husband!
A fool and his money soon becomes a SysOp.
A fool and his money soon get VIP treatment!
A fool and his money soon go partying!
A fool and his money soon party
A fool and his money usually are invited places
A fool and his money were never too close to begin with.
A fool and his money, will soon become a Sysop
A fool and his money... hey! Where's my wallet?!
A fool and his party are soon elected.
A fool and his school are soon parted.
A fool and his/her Taglines are soon using offline readers
A fool and his/her flames are soon twitted
A fool and his/her taglines are soon using offline readers
A fool and their money are soon parted
A fool and their money are soon parted. - The Florida L
A fool and your money are soon partners.
A fool and your money are soon partners. -- Mark's Law
A fool and your money are soon partying
A fool and your money will soon run for President!
A fool and your money will soon run for re-election!!!!!!
A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer.
A fool can no more see his own folly than he can see his ears
A fool can't reason, a bigot won't and a slave dare not.
A fool gives full vent to his anger... Proverbs 29:11
A fool hath no delight in understanding - Prov. 18:2
A fool hath no dialogue within himself, the first thought carrieth him without the reply of a second. (HALIFAX)
A fool in love will only go in circleslike water in a toilet
A fool is a fool is a fundy.
A fool is in its power cord
A fool is loose and he's amusing himself in public
A fool is one who knows more than his teacher.... Plato
A fool is perceived as wise when he keeps his mouth shut
A fool is the twin of the wise.
A fool is the twin of the wise. <The Iron Circle>
A fool like that is unfathomable. - Victory, Joseph Conrad
A fool must be right now and again by chance. (Cowper)
A fool must know and then be right by chance alone
A fool must now and then be right by chance. - William Cowper
A fool must search for a greater fool to find admiration.
A fool plunges ahead with great confidence
A fool searches another fool to find admiration
A fool searches for a greater fool to find admiration.
A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees. -- Blake
A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult
A fool tests the depth of water with both feet
A fool uttereth all his mind.
A fool uttereth all his mind. Proverbs 29:11
A fool wanders; a wise man travels.
A fool wants to be king. A wise man wonders if he can ha
A fool wants to be king. A wise man wonders if he can handle the job.
A fool who holds his tongue may pass for a sage.
A fool with a modem is money soon parted.
A fool with a tool is a well-equipped fool.
A fool with a tool ist still a fool
A fool's bolt is soon shot. - Shakespeare
A fool's born every minute, not counting the converts!
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education. -- G. B. Shaw
A fool's fool.
A fool's mouth is his destruction.
A fool's mouth is his destruction. Proverbs 18:7
A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of
A foolish consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds - R.W. Emerson
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. - Emerson
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A foolish fisherman casts his net in a well
A foolish oath, though false, makes not perjury
A foolproof plan and an airtight alibi!
A foot in the door is worth two on the desk.
A foot is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
A foot of strudel contains 4 times the vitamins of a bushel of beans
A football game has broken out! - Tom
A forestaller is an oppressor of the poor, and a public enemy!
A forger is a man who made a name for himself.
A forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.
A forklift is NOT a machine for setting tables!
A formal parsing algorithm should not always be used -- D. Gries
A fortress but no gate - Mike
A fortress, but no gate-- Mike Nelson
A fortune cookie a day is better than a horoscope every week
A fortune is never big enough when you got your hands on it
A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is the more extinct it is
A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. -- Ruth Weston
A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial.
A fraction of a second would make them invisible? - Worf
A free agent is anything but
A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
A free meal will sometimes get me to change my religion.
A free people ought...to be armed-- George Washington
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular. -- Adlai Stevenson
A free spirit is a rarity these days
A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps. -- Robert Benchley
A freeloading ant is a vagrANT.
A freely available QWK reader!
A fresh Tagline please.
A friend advises in his interest, not yours
A friend always believes in you in a way that no one else seems to
A friend asks only for your time, not your Taglines.
A friend double a man's joy and cuts his sorrow in half
A friend far away is still a friend
A friend gave me half his brain, now we're both handicapped
A friend helping a friend...what more is there?
A friend helps us remember the important things.
A friend helps you move. A good friend helps you move a body.
A friend in need = A friend to avoid.
A friend in need can be a real pain
A friend in need can be a real pain in the ass
A friend in need is a bloody nuisance.
A friend in need is a damn pest
A friend in need is a drain on one's bank account
A friend in need is a drain on the pocketbook.
A friend in need is a friend to be avoided
A friend in need is a friend to dodge
A friend in need is a friend without Latinum
A friend in need is a pain in the ass.
A friend in need is a pain in the ass. - Lazarus Long
A friend in need is a pain in the ass. -- Heinlein
A friend in need is a pain in the ass. L. Long
A friend in need is a pain in the neck.
A friend in need is a pal in drome.
A friend in need is a pest
A friend in need is a pest - Fafird
A friend in need is a pest -- F. Sinatra
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
A friend in need is a pest.
A friend in need is a pest. - Bobby Heenan
A friend in need is a pest. - Fafhrd
A friend in need is one to avoid
A friend in need is.... a PEST -- F. Sinatra
A friend in need sure is a pain in the ass
A friend in need, always finds your new phone number.
A friend in need, is a real pain in the butt
A friend in power is a friend lost.
A friend is a feeling of forever in the heart
A friend is a friend you give yourself
A friend is a gift that you give yourself.
A friend is a hand that is always holding yours, no matter where you are
A friend is a living treasure
A friend is a lot of things, but a critic he ain't. - Bern Williams
A friend is a person who knows you and still likes you.
A friend is a poem.
A friend is a present that you can give yourself!
A friend is a present you give yourself
A friend is a present you give yourself. -- Robert Louis Stevenson
A friend is a smile
A friend is like a fish, three days later they stink. - B. Heenan
A friend is like an eagle..you don't find them in flocks
A friend is like an eagle; you don't find them flying in flocks.
A friend is long sought, hardly found and with difficulty kept.
A friend is never known until you're in need
A friend is never known until you're in need. -- Roch, Brujah
A friend is one before whom I may think aloud.
A friend is one of the nicest things you can have!
A friend is one who knows all about you, yet loves you just the same.
A friend is one who knows your faults yet loves you in spite of your virtues
A friend is only a friend until you sell him something. - Quark
A friend is sanctuary
A friend is someone who is always there and will always - always - care
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still likes you
A friend is someone who knows all about you, and likes you anyway!
A friend is someone who knows me and likes me anyway.
A friend is someone who knows you, but likes you anyway
A friend is someone who likes us in spite of all our quirks
A friend is someone who likes you even after they know you
A friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults!
A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas
A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.
A friend is someone who will help you move your furniture. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body
A friend is someone who will help you move; a *good* friend is someone who will help you move a body
A friend is something you earn.
A friend is the one door that is always open
A friend is the present you give yourself.
A friend knows all about you and still likes you anyway
A friend loveth at all times. - Proverbs 17:17
A friend loveth at all times... --The Bible
A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of Nature.
A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A friend of mine is being reincarnated; I have to go to the zoo
A friend of mine is in jail for counterfeit pennies
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
A friend of mine won't get a divorce, because he hates lawyers more than he hates his wife
A friend of mine won't get a divorce, because he hates lawyers more than he hates his wife
A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine
A friend that you buy will be bought from you.
A friend to everybody is a friend to nobody.
A friend to everyone is a friend to no one
A friend turned hostile is the worst enemy
A friend walks in when everybody else walks out.
A friend who can't catch? I don't think so. -- Tom Servo
A friend with mead is a friend indeed!
A friend, as it were, a second self - Cicero
A friend: someone who likes you even after they know you.
A friend: One of the best things you can be!
A friend: Peter Karlsson in Ullers„ter, Sweden; Population 100-150
A friend: someone who likes you even after they know you.
A friendly civilian populace is the best ally a merc can have - Tarma
A friendly message from your Internal Revenue Service: tax time is coming again soon. Bend over
A friendly reminder from that moderator person
A friendly steer is much better than raging bull!
A friendship is the medicine for life
A frigid beer is a good beer.
A fringe benefit of Deluxe* is that you may
A frog holocaust is currently being executed - Biologist (3x22)
A fugitive then eh?..You'll be hunted down, like..well...a dog!
A full belly makes a dull brain. -- Ben Franklin
A full bladder is the best alarm clock in the world.
A full creative life requires lots of trials and errors.
A full garage is a no-cost aerobics program!
A full grown woman looking just like a girl -- Pee Shy
A full tilt battle between pure evil and Santy Claus
A full-body mudpack does a corpse wonders.
A fundamentalist is an evangelical who is angry about something.
A fundie Borg: You must believe the Bible to be assimilat
A funny thing happened on my way work yesterday ... continued next week
A funny thing happened on the way to the mail door
A funny thing happened on the way to the mail door +X^C@$% NO CARRIER
A funny thing happened on the way to the mail door...Oqo+X^Cu aYLP
A funny thing happened to me the other day. Wait, that wasn't me.
A furore Normanorum libera nos, O Domine! [From the fury of the norsemen deliver us, O Lord!] -- Medieval prayer
A furry pedestrian hit by a car: Hit-and-run, or roadkill?
A gaggle of candy-starved 5 year olds - Dr. Forrester
A galleon of the treasure fleet, the mizzen lookout cried
A gambler might drive a Monte Carlo.
A gambler's biggest thrill is winning a bet. His next biggest thrill is losing a bet
A game of wits. You hate him, you respect him, & you kill him
A game: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego's luggage?
A gaping chest wound is nature's little way of saying slow down.
A garden is a thing of beauty and a job forever
A garden is the purest of human pleasures. (F. Bacon)
A gardener is just a handyman with a good sense of humus
A garge sale is a place where you get the pick of the litter
A garment may succeed!
A gas mask a smoke grenade and a helicopter that's all I ask - Calvin
A gas war spat taps, raw saga
A gasoline carrier is like a police car, it's a petrol wagon
A gay guy in New York is just a fag in L.A. -- Mick Jagger
A gay guy who likes truckers. -- Tom Servo
A gay in New York is just a fag in L.A. - Mick Jagger
A gay in San Francisco is just a fag in Australia.
A gay man and his legs are soon parted.
A gay man is a terrible thing to waste.
A gem is not polished without rubbing
A gemstone is just a rock with good PR! (Black Mamba)
A genealogist and his mind are soon parted.
A general expression implies nothing certain
A general expression is to be construed generally
A general leading the State Department resembles a dragon commanding ducks
A general leading the State Department resembles a dragon commanding ducks. -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
A generation that ignores history has neither past nor future
A generation that ignores history has no past, and no future. *
A generation which ignore history has no past -- and no future
A generation which ignores history has no past
A generation which ignores history has no past -- and no future. -L.
A generation which ignores history has no past or future.
A generation which ignores history has no past, and no future.- L. Long
A generous grant from the Mom Corporation
A generous person will prosper.
A geneticist is always disturbed. --Movie: Children of the Damned
A genius is one who can do anything except make a living.
A gentle heart is tied with an easy thread. - George Herbert
A gentleman always opens the door for his wife when her arms are filled with groceries
A gentleman can disagree without being disagreeable.
A gentleman is a man who CAN play the accordian but doesn
A gentleman is a man who can support his own weight on his hands
A gentleman is a man who wouldn't hit a lady with his hat on. -- Evan Esar
A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present
A gentleman knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't
A gentleman need not know latin, but he should at least have forgotten it. - Brander Matthews
A gentleman never heard the story before.
A gentleman never hits a lady with his hat on.
A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. -- Fred Allen
A gentleman never swears at his wife if there are ladies present
A gentleman stands up when a lady enters the room
A gentleman will not insult me & no man not a gentleman can insult me.
A genuine Felix lighter. How illuminating - 007 (R Moore - L.A.L.D.)
A geological oddity, to say the least. -- Spock
A geological specimen in motion accumulates no deposits of lichen.
A geologist will find faults in anything
A gerbil was loose, but we found it before the cat did!
A gernade with a 7 second fuse burns down in 5 seconds.
A giant guy plus a harbor equals fluid dynamics at its best. (Tick)
A giant hippity hop is called into action - Crow
A giant once lived in that body. Spencer Tracy
A giant orbiting lady depil-itator - Crow on space ship
A giant, orbiting lady depilitator! -- Crow T. Robot
A gift brought by men to wives to accompany a weak alibi
A gift from Zek to them. - Quark
A gift is not presumed
A gift is rendered complete by the possession of the receiver
A gift of a flower will soon be made to you
A gift of humanity is what I want for Christmas! --Opus
A gift or flowers is not a good substitute for you being there.
A gift that keeps on giving: A female kitten
A gift, from friends you don't know you have
A gift, from friends you don't know you have - The Shadows
A gift, from friends you don't know you have. -- Morden
A gift? That doesn't sound very profitable.
A gift? That doesn't sound very profitable. -- Grand Nagus Zek
A gifted teacher is as rare as a gifted doctor, and makes far less money
A gigolo is a fee-male. - Isaac Goldberg.
A gigolo? Why, the nerve! Louis Jordan
A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel can.
A giraffe walks into a bar, and says, "The high balls are on me."
A girdle is a garment to hold a woman in when she goes out.
A girl a day keeps the ex-wife away.
A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident
A girl can be poor at history, but great on dates!
A girl can make a God
A girl can't analyze marriage, and a woman dare not. - Lady Troubridge
A girl can't live by psychoses alone.
A girl can't live by psychoses alone. - Dr. Chase Meridian
A girl could be right when she thinks no man is good enough to marry her. She could also be left. - W.G.P
A girl in church and a girl in the bath? One has a soul full of hope.
A girl in the car is worth five in the phone book.
A girl is game if she doesn't grouse or quail
A girl who is a vision in the moonlight, may be a sight in sunlight!
A girl who pays a lot for a bathing suit will have little to show for it
A girl with Complex Conjugate Feet! Oh My!!!
A girl with a future avoids the man with a past. - Evan Esar, "The Humor of Humor"
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes. - The Beatles!!
A girl worth wading for
A girl's best asset is her 'lie' ability
A girl's got to have friends of her own. - Amanda
A girlfriend a day costs 100,000 in alimony.
A girlfriend a day keeps the wife away.
A girlfriend a day soon costs $1,000 a month alimony.
A girlfriend may be a free trial, but you get a life sentence.
A girlfriend? Yeah.. a 486/DX2-66 with a 1 Gig Hard Drive
A girls best asset is her liability ('lie'ability)
A glance says so much with those two -Crow
A glass blower inhaled and got a pane in the stomach
A gleaming shape she floated by, dead-pale between the houses high
A gleekzorp is like a tornpee (sort of).
A gleekzorp without a ternpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort
A goal is a dream taken seriously. - Henry David Thoreau
A goal is a dream with a deadline!
A goal properly set is halfway reached.
A goal properly set is halfway reached. Habakkuk 2:2
A goal, is a dream with a deadline!
A goat has a beard, but that does not make him a rabbi.
A god cannot survive as a memory.
A god cannot survive as memory. -- Apollo
A god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs.
A goddess whose worshippers strangle people is close enough for me.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponent's luck.
A golfer yells "Fore!", takes five, and writes down three
A good Christian does not think, a Good Christian obeys. -- B. Graham
A good Christmas tree is like Kryptonite to any Jew.
A good Grecco-Roman punch to the yap! - Bobby Heenan
A good Jewish wine: "I wanna go to Miami"
A good Soldier never leaves a man behind. - Green Soldier
A good Tagline is Hard to Find.
A good Tagline is a stolen Tagline!
A good Tagline isn't stolen, it's resurrected!
A good Witch is eclectic. She'll steal from anything that works!
A good and sometimes strange sense of humor is mandatory
A good angle to approach any problem is the try-angle.
A good barber and a good tailor can make a man look young--but you can't fool a flight of stairs
A good beginning makes a good ending.
A good belly laugh makes the day brighter.
A good book is the purest essence of a human soul.
A good book never lacks readers.
A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
A good brainwashing could fix that problem of yours.
A good breakfast is worth waiting all night for.
A good business man is know by the company he keeps
A good cat is a DEAD cat!
A good catchword can confuse Colin for fifty years
A good catchword can obscure analysis for fifty years.
A good catchword can obscure analysis for fifty years. - W. L. Wilkie
A good challenge of one's constitution
A good chess player knows which pieces to sacrifice--and when.
A good christian doesn`t think - a good christian obeys ! (B. Graham)
A good cigar is a horse of another feather.
A good conscience is a continual feast. - Robert Burton (1577-1640)
A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness
A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness. <E.Schaparelli>
A good cook is more precious than gold!
A good date reads the menu from right to left
A good day is when S**t hits the fan and I have time to duck.
A good deed is its own reward. -- Rom
A good deed never goes unpunished
A good dictionary contains the words "Clowder" & "Kindle"
A good dinner sharpens the wit and softens the heart. (Doran)
A good distance to be from the bagpipes is about a mile.
A good dog barks when he speaks the depths of sunshine
A good dog barks when told.
A good education should leave much to be desired.
A good engineer is a wee bit conservative. - Scotty
A good example is like a bell that calls many to church.
A good example is the best sermon.
A good excuse to have a friendly argument with imaginary weapons?
A good family is one that used to better. - Cleveland Amory
A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different
A good fisherman has to have patience and bait.
A good forecaster is not smarter than everyone else, he merely has his ignorance better organised
A good fortune may forbode a bad luck, which may in turn disguise a good fortune. - Chinese Proverb
A good frame of mind . . . but no picture.
A good friend can be your best critic
A good friend can listen and hear what was never said.
A good friend comes along once in a lifetime. (Hopefully with snacks.)
A good friend on a journey makes the way seem shorter.
A good girl has the bloom of youth in her cheeks.
A good girl is good, but I'm even better!
A good girl is good, but a bad girl is even BETTER!
A good girl is good, but a redhead is sheer ecstasy!!
A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you are.
A good guess still counts as a correct answer.
A good guess still counts as a correct answer.
A good hacker knows all the right MOVs.
A good hacker never leaves a trail. A *great* hacker leaves a fake trail
A good heart is better than all the heads in the world
A good hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.
A good hug should put a smile in the heart
A good husband makes a good wife. A good wife makes a good husband.
A good husband should be deaf and a good wife blind. -French proverb
A good idea can be dispersed by one's feeble mind:-Sven
A good idea, it's not careful
A good imagination unfortunately also makes for vivid nightmares
A good indignation brings out all one's powers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A good indignation brings out all one's powers. -Emerson
A good job doesn't take too much of your leisure time
A good judge decides according to justice and right
A good juggler can always find work. - L Pacciouli
A good landing in the sim is like kissing your sister
A good laugh and a good cry, both cleanse the soul
A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures. - Irish proverb
A good laugh is sunshine in a house.
A good laugh is the best medicine, whether you are sick or not
A good lawyer can get sodomy reduced to "Following too close".
A good lawyer makes an evil neighbor.
A good laxative will clear this up, I'm sure.
A good leader inspires others with confidence in him; a great leader inspires them with confidence in themselves
A good lesbian is hard to find!
A good library must always be a two way street.
A good lie will have travled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
A good loser's still a loser. - Sheriff Buck
A good man always knows his limitations. -- Harry Callahan
A good man died because of us. --Bashir.
A good man dies when a boy goes wrong
A good man doesn't betray his own people! - Kira
A good man gone wrong is usually a bad man found out.
A good man is a poor man
A good man is always a beginner.
A good man is hard to find
A good man is hard to find, but a hard man is even harder to find
A good man is hard to find, but a hard man is good
A good man is hard to find...a hard man is
A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming
A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming- Barbarella
A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming.
A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming... - Barbarella
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus. -H. Hoover
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it
A good marriage outlasts the first box of dental floss.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and deaf husband. -- Michel de Montaigne
A good masochist takes a lot of beating!
A good mate doubles one's pleasure and halves one's cares.
A good memory does not equal pale ink.
A good memory ignores the long skirt.
A good memory is one trained to forget the trivial.
A good movie can make you cry.........so can onions
A good movie this time? I think not! -- Tom Servo
A good movie this time? I think not! -- Tom Servo
A good name is more desirable than great riches!!!
A good neighbor doubles the value of a house--German proverb
A good night's sleep is worth it's weight in dreams.
A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author. - G.K. Chesterton
A good organizer is one who is always careful to plan ahe
A good organizer is the one who is very careful and sure to plan ahe
A good pilot and co-pilot go hand in hand. But not in public
A good pilot has the same number of take-offs as landings.
A good place to start is where you are. (Charles Wolf, Jr.)
A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow
A good planet is hard to find
A good politician == a honest lawyer == extinct
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar
A good preflight beats a parachute any day.
A good printer does it without wrinkling the sheets.
A good psychic would help me before I called
A good pun is it's own reword.
A good pun is like a good steak: a rare medium well done.
A good quantum physicist is hard to find. -- Vicky Sailer
A good question is never answered
A good question. There is no easy answer
A good question. There is no easy answer. -- Mike Nelson
A good question. There is no easy answer.
A good question. There is no easy answer. - Mike Nelson
A good raid. I wouldn't say it was a *great* raid... -- Servo
A good raid. I wouldn't say it was a GREAT raid - Tom
A good recipe is a snagged recipe!
A good recipe is worth a thousand words.
A good reputation is moer valuable than money.
A good reputation is more valuable than money. -- Publilius Syrus
A good review from the critics is just another stay of execution
A good reward is it's own deed
A good rooster crows in any hen house.
A good sand scrub, that's the best we can hope for
A good scapegoat is almost as good as a solution
A good scapegoat is hard to find
A good scapegoat is hard to find. A guilty conscience is the mother of invention. -- Carolyn Wells
A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem
A good scapegoat is oftentimes better than a solution to the problem
A good scare can be worth more than good advice.
A good scare is better than good advice.
A good scare is usually worth more than good advice.
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
A good scare works better than good advice
A good sense humor cures almost all of life's ills.
A good sense of humor is your best weapon.
A good shot is a man who can control his trigger. - Jeff Cooper
A good shotgun prepares you for the game of war.
A good slogan beats a good solution
A good slogan can stop thought for fifty years. A great slogan can stop it forever
A good soldier never leaves a man behind! -- Sargeant
A good start to the day, if your body temp is over 20'C!
A good stiff one should serve 'em just fine ... a stiff drink that is.
A good submissive is hard to beat
A good supervisor can step on your toes without messing up your shine
A good tagline is a terrible thing to waste!
A good tagline is it's own reward.
A good tagline is often stolen
A good tagline is worth a 100 line message!
A good tagline is worth a thousand words.
A good tagline isn't stolen, it's resurrected!
A good thing about a short memory: enjoy the same newspaper for a month
A good time to keep you mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
A good time to laugh is anytime you get the chance.
A good tradesman blames the apprentice.
A good traveler leaves no track
A good traveler leaves no track. - Lao Tzu
A good traveler leaves no track. -LAO TZU
A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit.
A good turkey roast is a slippery foul ball
A good user can get a tagline in under 51 character
A good waste of time is often invaluable.
A good waste of time with a redhead is always worthwhile!
A good way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
A good way to lose fat, is to keep on pumping. All night long.
A good wench, give it me! - William Shakespeare
A good wench, give it me!Iago, from Othello II.iii. - William Shakespeare
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle
A good woman can whip you with one eye lash.
A good worker is the queen's servANT.
A good workman is known by his tools
A good workman is known by his tools. - Proverb
A googoolplex of channels, and nothing's on TV!
A goose and rooster may produce a gooster if they don't chicken out.
A goose is what grows up while it grows down
A gossip is a person who jumps to conclusions.
A gossip is a women with a good sense of rumour
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
A gossip is the knife and soul of the party
A gossip tells all but a wise man keeps a secret.
A gossip's greatest fear is having no friends to speak of
A gottle of gear... a gottle of gear... a gottle of gear
A gourmet restaurant in Cincinnati is one where you leave the tray on the table after you eat
A gourmet thinking about calories is a tart looking at a clock.
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. James Beard
A gov't that provides for all our needs can also take all we have.
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take from you everything you have
A government by the people should not fear the militia!!
A government is the only know vessel that leaks from the top
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun--they just don't remember who with
A government subsidy is getting just some of your own money back.
A government supported artist is an incompetent whore. - Heinlein
A government that fears your arms is a government to fear
A government that ignores gun rights is ignoring MY rights!
A government that ignores the 2nd Amendment can ignore any law
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away. -- Barry Goldwater
A government that outlaws guns is an outlaw government
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
A government that treats people according to race is RACIST! (NO AA!)
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on
A governmnent that condones murder has no legitimacy. -T. Clancy
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults. -Louis Nizer
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults. --Louis Nizer (1902 -1994)
A graduate from Bubba's House of Holy History
A graduate from Bubba's House of Holy History
A graduate of the Limbaugh Institute for Higher Learning?
A grajuate uv outcum bassed edukashun rote this tag line.
A grammarian's life is always in tense
A grapefruit is a lemon that had a chance and took advantage of it. -- Oscar Wilde
A grave deep enough to prevent even 007 from walking - Blofeld
A graveyard! Now they can bury the script! -- Joel Robinson
A grazing mace, how sweet the sound that flattened a wretch like thee!
A great actor can bring tears to our eyes. But then, so can an auto mechanic
A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep. --Saul Bellow, writer, Nobel laureate [1915-2005]
A great deal of money - once you have it - is never enough.
A great deal of money - once you have it - is never enough.
A great deal of money is never enough once you have it.
A great devotee of the Gospel of Getting it On
A great devotee of the Gospel of Getting it On -- GEORGE B. SHAW
A great devotee of the Gospel of Getting it On.
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. -- B. Franklin
A great fall madly in a crooked man named Jed, Spot
A great fortune depends on luck, a small one on diligence. - Chinese Proverb
A great fortune is a great slavery.
A great fortune is a great slavery. -- Seneca
A great idea needs a landing gear, not just wings
A great leader is one who has learned to serve
A great man is reverent-David O. McKay
A great many family trees were started by grafting.
A great many family trees were started by grafting. ___ FMail 1.22
A great many open minds should be closed for repairs.
A great many people confuse their lack of planning with an emergency.
A great many people mistake opinions for thoughts.
A great many people mistake opinions for thoughts. -Herbert V. Prochnow
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices
A great many prominent family tree was started by grafting
A great many so-called open minds should be closed for repairs.
A great nation is any mob of people which produces at least one honest man a century
A great oak is only a little nut that held it's ground
A great party, chips, dip, chains, whips!!
A great soul will be strong to live as well as think
A great source of history will be those things we record now.
A great step toward independence is a good humored stomach . - Seneca
A great truth is a truth whose opposite is also a truth. - Thomas Mann
A great truth is: women like men, and men can never believe it!
A great warrior? Wars not make one great. - Yoda
A great whirling punishable by death
A great worrior? Wars not make one great. -Yoda
A greater inheritance comes to every one of us from right and the laws
A grenade with a 7 second fuse burns down in 5 seconds.
A grenade with a seven second fuse will always burn down in four seconds
A grimoire that sticks with you: the Velcronomicon.
A grin is a smile that burst
A group of the unfit appointed by the unwilling to do the necessary.
A grown up did it! - Wes Crusher
A grown up did it! - Wesley
A gruff doctor walks up to you an says He's dead jim.
A guarantee with a physicist is "Confuse-a-Cat."
A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year. - Polish Proverb
A guilty conscience needs no accuser.
A guilty pleasure/On a bright sunny morning--/Scrambled eggs and SPAM
A guinea pig is not a rodent, it is a member of the pork family.
A gun and a bag of peanuts. How original. - 007 (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
A gun gives you the body, not the bird.
A gun gives you the body, not the bird. -- Thoreau
A gun holstered to my hip deters more crime than any law.
A gun in hand is better than a cop on the phone
A gun in your hand makes a fool out of you - H. Rollins
A gun is like a parachute-when you need one you NEED one
A gun is like a parachute. When you need it you NEED it!
A gun is like a parachute. When you need it, you need a GOOD one!
A gun is like a parachute. When you need it, you really NEED it!
A gun is like a seat belt; when you need it you NEED it NOW
A gun is not a killer, it's a tool in the killer's hands
A gun is the classic point-and-click interface
A gun on my hip deters crime better than any law.
A gun shot model will often hide in the woods - Crow
A guru hops around often, he's known as the Kan Guru.
A guru is somone who knows more jargon than you
A guy and his dog walk into a bar. They weren't looking.
A guy arrived at his house to discover his wife lying naked
A guy asked me if I had the time. I said yes, but not right now. - sw
A guy asked me what New York was like so I shot him
A guy asked me what living in NYC was like - told him to wait 54 years.
A guy asked me what living in New York City was like, so I shot him.
A guy can't live by psychoses alone
A guy can't live on head alone
A guy can't live on head alone - Tom after dino ate horse
A guy has to get fresh once in a while so a girl doesn't lose her confidence
A guy is *Too Weird* if he is sniffing girl's bicycle seats
A guy is never happy until a girl comes along and makes him miserable
A guy that will cheat at golf will cheat at anything. Watch Clinton
A guy walked into a bar with a huge, vicious looking
A guy walked into a bar.... it hurt
A guy who sees through women is missing the best parts!
A guy with money to burn has a good chance of finding a perfect match
A guy'd have to be braindead to fall for that old chestnut. - Ren
A hacker does for love what others would not do for money
A hacker does for love what others would not do for money. - Laura Creighton
A hacker is someone who would rather program than sleep.
A hacker's tombstone: CONNECT 1963, NO CARRIER 1995
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.
A hair perhaps divides the false and the true. (Omar Khayyam)
A half executed attack is an unfinished attack..
A half hour of planning is worth eight hours of unguided effort.
A half moon is better than no moon at all.
A half truth is a whole lie
A half-full glass means I'm half way to my next glass
A half-truth is a whole lie. -Yiddish proverb
A half-truth is usually less than half of that
A half-truth is usually less than half of that
A halo has only to fall a few centimeters to become a noose.
A halo has to fall only a few inches to become a noose.
A halo only has to fall a few inches to become a noose
A hamburger short of a Happy Meal
A hammer is just the right size to spilt a orc's skull
A hammer sometimes misses its mark - a bouquet never
A hand I could have sat in, took hold of my shoulder. Robert Mitchum
A hand in the bush beats two on the bird
A hand in the bush is worth $2 to the bird.
A hand in the bush is worth more than two birds.
A hand phaser is just a wand of etherealness
A handful of friends is worth more than a wagon of gold
A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains
A handful of people on a leaky boat are going to save the world?
A handful of sand is an anthology of the universe
A handful of warriors were challenged with honor to die.
A handgun responds faster than 911 for crime problems.
A handicap when the audience thinks, isn't it?
A handicapped diplomat can park his car anywhere he pleases.
A handicapped golfer is one who play's his boss
A handicapper knows his picks, but Bill Clinton
A handicapper knows his picks, but Bill Clinton picks his nose.
A handle short of a suitcase.
A handout is not a hand up!
A handshake isn't worth the paper it is written on
A handsome rat - Mike on weasely guy with big ears
A hangover the wrath of grapes
A hangover can best be described as the wrath of grapes.
A hangover is called, The Wrath of Grapes
A hangover is called, The Wrath of Grapes -Cher Donnez
A hangover is the revengeful wrath of grapes
A hangover is the wrath of gapes.
A hangover is when you open your eyes in the morning and you wish you hadn't
A hangover the wrath of grapes
A happiness shared is a happiness doubled.
A happy Klingon is a bloddy Romulan!
A happy cat means a happy household.
A happy dork in the periwinkle with sunshine on my nose. -- OPUS
A happy go lucky chap always dressed in black, he'll come to you
A happy heart makes the face cheerful... Proverbs 15:13
A happy man is he who has a horse ... but an unhappy woman is she who married that @#$% Norse!
A happy tattoo is worth a little pain. - HCTV
A happy tattoo is worth a little pain. - HCTV
A happy, and registered, Telix v3.21 user
A hard day's night...Beatles
A hard disk is a device that can erase data faster than a disk drive!
A hard disk is a device that erases data faster than floppy disk!
A hard disk is a stale floppy disk
A hard disk is a terrible thing to waste.
A hard disk is good to find.
A hard disk is merely a floppy with rigor mortis
A hard drive is more satisfying than a floppy.
A hard drive is the cleanest garbage can in the world.
A hard drive, is better than no drive at all
A hard head makes a soft ass.
A hard man is good to find.
A hard man is good to find. -- Amber Lynn
A hard man is good to find....
A hard thing about business is minding your own!
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth
A hardy second from this corner!
A harmless, necessary cat. <Shakespeare>
A harmless, necessary cat. - Shakespeare
A harmonica? As if he wasn't annoying enough! -- Tom Servo
A harp is a naked piano
A harp is a nude piano.
A harp is a piano with no clothes on
A harp struck by lightening - a blasted lyre
A hasty man drinks tea with a fork. - Chinese proverb
A head bag! Those are chopped full of..heady goodness! - Apu
A head shaped like a Dixie cup - Joel on Gaos
A head without a brain has no need for a hat.
A health shake. You're soaking in it. -- Joel Robinson
A health shake. You're soaking in it - Joel
A healthy adult male consumes each yr 1 1/2 times his weight in other people's patience.-John Updike
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. -- John Updike
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. -- John Updike
A healthy sex life. Best thing in the world for a woman's voice
A healthy slap across d'nose'll squelch a dragon's hostile tendencies.
A heaping mass of fear is what we hold dear
A heaping mass of fear is what we hold dear - Suffocation 1991
A heaping mass of fear is what we hold dear.
A heart at peace gives life to the body.
A heart is not measured by how much you love, but by how much you are loved
A heart of gold beats beneath that big fiberglass croissant, -- and thank goodness for it! - The Tick
A heart unspotted is not easily daunted. (Shakespeare)
A heavy night snowstorm is God saying: "Take today off."
A heavy purse makes a light heart
A heavy purse makes a light heart. - Irish proverb
A helicopter is just a bunch of parts flying in close formation
A helicopter pilot's life has it's ups and downs.
A hemorrhoid on the face of the world
A hen is an egg's way of making another egg.
A hen tomorrow is more valuable than an egg today.
A hen who lays an egg cackles as if it was an asteroid.
A hermit is a deserter from the army of humanity
A hero is one who hangs on one minute longer
A hero is someone we can admire without apology. - Kitty Kelly
A heterosexual male's dream, making a lesbian SWEAT!
A hidden flaw never remains hidden.
A hidden intention is bad
A high fat diet of starch, sugar, & a big bag of sugar helps! - Freak
A high roller even when the chips are down.
A high velocity bullet at close range can damage the mind
A highbrow is a person educated beyond hir intelligence
A highbrow is a person educated beyond his intelligence. - Matthews
A highly classified lie. -- Mulder (Fallen Angel)
A highly confidential commando raid down to Deep 13 -Mike
A hill is like flat land - only bent
A hip ant in a radiator is coolANT.
A historian is a prophet in reverse. (von Schlegel)
A historian is nothing more than an unsuccessful novelist
A history is what makes life a tapestry. - Rio
A hit! A most palpable hit!<Shakespeare>
A hit! A most palpable hit! - William Shakespeare
A hobby is getting exhausted on your own time.
A hobby, not addicted, a hobby, not addicted, a hobby
A hobo might wish he had a Rambler.
A hog's eyesight is better than a human's.
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
A hole in his bag of marbles.
A hole in his bag of marbles.
A hole in the overcast is better than ten lit runways
A hole in the overcast is better than ten published approaches
A hole in your tetrology is a terrible thing to face
A hole is nothing at all but you can break your neck in it.
A hole is nothing but you can still break your neck in it
A hole is nothing, drop a liberal into one!
A hole is nothing,but U can still break your neck in it
A hole is worth nothing to the wrath of grapes
A hollow voice says Plugh!
A hollow voice says fool
A hologram with an appetite?! - Kira
A home without a cat doesn't smell as bad.
A home without a cat is just a house
A home without a cat is like a cloudy day!
A home without a cat is like a tagline without a point
A home without a cat is only a house.
A home, where the buffalo roam, is messy.
A home-made friend wears longer than any you can buy in the market
A homely woman hates mirrors.
A homemade pizza is a thing of beauty
A homeowner"s reach should exceed her grasp, or what"s a weekend for?
A homosexual is a technician who purifies milk. (Y/N) ?
A honest politician is one who stays bought after he is bought.
A honeywagon catches more flies than honey
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
A hooloovoo is a superintelligent shade of the color blue.
A hoopy frood really knows where his towel is.
A hoopy frood rooster crown
A horny old owl. --Tom as owl hoots during love scene
A horny virgin is like a parked race car
A horse blowing a man is "fillyatio."
A horse goes freely to water, but a pencil must be lead
A horse is a fine companion
A horse is a horse of course, of course. Unless it's Odo.
A horse is a horse, of corpse, of corpse, Mr. Ed sang stiffly
A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
A horse is a horse. A corpse, a corpse. -Mr Ed's epitaph
A horse may be forced to drink but a pencil must be lead
A horse may go freely to water but a pencil must be lead.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "So why the long face?"
A horse will walk to water, but a pencil must be lead
A horse with a hat is still a horse
A horse! A horse! My Kingdom for a horse!!!
A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse! -- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
A hospital is no place to be sick.
A hospital is no place to be sick. - Samuel Goldwyn
A host is a host from coast to coast, and no one will talk to a host that's close, unless the host (that isn't close) is busy, hung, or dead
A hot dog and a six pack
A hot kiss,likespiderweb,lead to undoing of fly
A hot milk toddy? You're kidding. -- Riker
A hot tub has melted many an ice cube.
A house can't be kept without talk
A house divided against itself cannot stand
A house divided against itself cannot stand. -- Lincoln
A house full of daughters is like a cellar full of sour beer. - Dutch proverb
A house is a machine for living in. - Le Corbusier
A house is a pile of stuff with a cover on it.
A house is just a pile of Stuff with a cover on it. Carlin
A house is not a home until LOVE moves in
A house is not a home. - Polly Adler
A house is who you are, not who you ought to be. - Jill Robinson
A house with a cat needs no art. -Japanese saying
A house with no books cannot ever be more than four walls.
A house without a cat is not a home to settle at.
A house without books is like a computer with Windows.
A house without books is like a room without windows.
A hug is a handshake from the heart.
A hug is a handshake, except it comes from the heart!!
A hug is the perfect gift -- one size fits all, and nobody minds if you exchange it
A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more
A hug may warm the soul, but a kiss steals it.
A hug tends to warm the soul; a kiss tends to steal it.
A hug warms the soul & places a smile in the heart!
A huge anti-semantic movement arose.
A huge machine, TWENTY MILES on each side... Morbius
A huge number two pencil! - Crow on missile nosecone
A huge number two pencil! -- Crow
A human (homonid) that lives in a *closet*? <G> Yeah, guess so
A human being has no natural rights of any nature. RAH
A human being is a computer's way of making another computer
A human mind is monumentally harder to change than a bed
A human with an IQ of two thousand and five. - Q
A humanitarian is always a hypocrite. - George Orwell
A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.
A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra
A hundred percent of nothing is nothing, but two percent of a lot is a lot
A hundred stars do not equal the light of one moon.
A hundred thousand lemmings can't all be wrong.
A hundred thousand pounds for a bit of rumpy-bumpy?!
A hundred thousand ways, a pretender, not one way humble
A hundred years ago is not what it used to be.
A hundred years for now? All new people. - Anne Lamott
A hundred years from now, none of us will give a damn.
A hundred years of forgetting and it all comes rushing back.
A hunger that never dies... - Sybo
A hunger that never dies...An ancient terror... - Sybo
A hunger that will never die! Redjak! Redjak! Sybo
A hungry Retriever....won't.
A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
A hungry grizzly doesn't give a care about YOUR animal rights.
A hungry man is an angry man
A hungry man is not a free man. - Adlai Stevenson
A hunka hunka burnin' love
A hunter who knows how to hunt hunts without his dog.
A hunter who knows what rules? Oh, the question
A hurricane is a blow job from Mother Nature!
A hurricane triggered by butterfly wings
A husband is a bachelor whose luck finally failed.
A husband is a lover who has pushed his luck too far
A husband is a lover with the nerve extracted.
A husband is a man who gave up priveleges he never knew he had.
A husband is a man who is spouse-broken.
A husband is a man who lost his liberty in the pursuit of happiness.
A husband is a person who says "Yes dear" at the drop of a rolling-pin
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
A husband is proof that a wife can choose wisely.
A husband is proof that a wife can take a joke.
A husband is the medicine for the ills of girlhood.
A husband is wha't left of the lover once the nerve has been extracted
A husband is what is left of a man after the nerve is extracted.
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. -- Helen Rowland
A husband who gets breakfast in bed, is in the hospital
A husband who gets breakfast in bed, is usually in the ho
A husband's home is the wife's castle
A hush fell over the courtroom, injuring six.
A hush fell over the courtroom, injuring six. Film at 10pm.
A hydrogen bomb will brighten your day
A hyphenated American is a half-American
A hyphenated American is only HALF an American
A hypochondriac is a rue-it-yourself fanatic.
A hypochondriac is someone who greets you "Good Moaning."
A hypocrite has God in his mouth and the world in his heart.
A hypocrite is a person who just isn't himself on Sunday.
A hypocrite is one who sets good examples when he has an audience.
A is A.
A is for Alert, like when Riker yells red
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs, B is for Basil assaulted by bears
A is for Angie hacked up with an axe
A is for Apple. -- Hester Pryne
A is for Astaroth, who fell from the sky
A is for apple. -- Hester Pyrnne
A is for the admiration you deserve! - Crow sings
A is macro on the loose...WATCH OUT !
A ja !? Prvi put zalim sto imam dvadeset i dve
A ja decko nestasko na ulici svaki dan
A ja prokleto sam, ocajno sam, sasvim sam, sam
A ja sve vreme gazio misa, i nece da se upali
A jack of all trades is master of none.
A jack, still no help for the @Klingon. - Data
A jack-of-all-trades and unemployed in all of them.
A jar of coffee a day keeps the sleep away
A jealousy of power and the desire to become part of it
A jellybean a day keeps the ......well, what DOES it keep away?
A jerk present in a group indicates a jerk in charge.
A jerk. A real knee biter
A jest that gives pain is no jest. -Cervantes
A jest's prosperity lies in the ear that hears it. - Shakespeare
A jet pilot might drive a Concorde.
A jitterbug is not a insect. It's a human being acting like one
A job is nice but it interferes with being a railfan.
A job is nice but it interferes with genealogy.
A job is nice but it interferes with my BBS'ing
A job is nice but it interferes with my Modeming.
A job is nice but it interferes with my life.
A job is nice to have but it interferes with my computer time.
A job is nice, but it interferes with BBSing.
A job is nice, but it interferes with genealogy research.
A job is nice, but it interferes with my BBSing...
A job is nice, but it interferes with my life.
A job is nice, but it interfers with genealogy.
A job needs not be fun; it needs only be done. (Mad Cat)
A job that didn't make a night
A job worth doing is worth doing well.
A job? What, is there an opening at the zoo or something? - Ranma 1/2
A joint is just tea for two
A joke is a very serious thing
A joke is a very serious thing. - Winston Churchill
A joke is the epigram on the death of a feeling. - Nietzsche
A joke never gains an enemy, but often loses a friend.
A joke's a very serious thing. - Winston Churchill
A joke, son. It's a JOKE. Don'cha get it? -Foghorn Leghorn
A joke... is a story with a humorous climax.
A joke... is a story with a humorous climax. - Spock
A journey of 1,000 miles begins with a cash advance.
A journey of 1.000 LY begins in the first one
A journey of 1000 miles begins with 2 hour delay before takeoff
A journey of 1000 miles begins with a cash advance.
A journey of 1000 miles will be routed through O'Hare.
A journey of 7117 miles begins with a tautology
A journey of a 1000 miles begins with a cash advance
A journey of a thousand li starts under one's feet...Lao tzu
A journey of a thousand li starts where the feet are
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. - Chinese Proverb
A journey of a thousand miles begins with cash advance
A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step
A journey of a thousand miles continues with the second step. -- Larry Wall
A journey of a thousand miles is a long way to walk!
A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. -- Lao Tsu
A journey of a thousand miles starts under one's feet. -- Lao Tsu
A journey of a thousand miles starts with but a single step
A journey of a thousand miles starts with one step
A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click
A joyous insult carries more affection and love within, then sentiments which are expressed insincerely
A judge cannot be a witness in his own cause
A judge cannot punish a wrong done to himself
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H. L. Mencken
A judge is a lawyer who once knew a governor. -George
A judge is an attorney who stopped practicing law.
A judge ought always to have equity before his eyes
A judge ought always to regard equity
A judge ought to decide according to the allegations and proofs
A judgment given by an improper judge is of no moment
A judgment is always taken for truth
A judgment ought not to be illusory, it ought to have its consequence
A jug is carried under your coat for a dishonest reason.
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread....dude, where's the salsa
A juggler is a schitzophrenic playing catch.
A jumble of low-flying Gods
A jump through hyperspace ain't like dustin' crops, Boy!
A jury -- twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
A jury consists of 12 persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. -- Robert Frost
A jury is a group of twelve people of average ignorance.
A jury is twelve people who have to decide who has the better lawyer.
A jury of your peers: 12 people who are homicidal maniacs
A k.d. lang dance - Tom as girls dance with girls
A kangaroo loose in her top paddock.
A kat a day will keep the Salmon away!!
A kat could be man's best friend, but never stoops to it
A kat's worst enemy is a closed door
A katana might slice a worm in two.
A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused -work evaluationese
A kender is a--hey, wait a second! WHERE'S MY TAGLINE?!?
A keyboard . how quaint! - Scott, ST4
A keyboard how quaint. -- Scott
A keyboard is no substitute for a pillow!
A keyboard... How quaint. * Scotty
A keyboard... how quaint. -- Scott
A keyboard?!?! How quaint! -Scotty ST IV
A keyboard?!?!?! How quaint!
A keyboard?!?!?! How quaint! - Scotty ST IV
A keyboardhow quaint. -- Scott
A kibble is one thousand nibbles.
A kick in the ass is a step forward
A kick in the butt is a step forward.
A kick in the rear is a step forward.
A kid with a hammer will find that everything he sees needs pounding.
A kid"ll eat the middle of an Oreo, eventually
A kids idea on science: "A blizzard is when it snows sideways."
A kids idea on science: "A hurricane is a breeze of a bigly size."
A kids idea on science: "A monsoon is a French gentleman."
A kids idea on science: "A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go."
A kids idea on science: "Clouds are high flying fogs."
A kids idea on science: "Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dog's tongue will kill the strongest man."
A kids idea on science: "Genetics explain why you look like your father, and if you don't why you should."
A kids idea on science: "Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water."
A kids idea on science: "In some rocks you can find the fossil footprints of fishes."
A kids idea on science: "Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound."
A kids idea on science: "It is so hot in some places that the people there have to live in other places."
A kids idea on science: "Lime is a green-tasting rock."
A kids idea on science: "Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils, while others preferred to be oil."
A kids idea on science: "One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second."
A kids idea on science: "Rain is often known as soft water, oppositely known as hail."
A kids idea on science: "Rain is saved up in cloud banks."
A kids idea on science: "Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand."
A kids idea on science: "Someday we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direction."
A kids idea on science: "South America has cold summers and hot winters, but somehow they still manage."
A kids idea on science: "Talc is found on rocks and on babies."
A kids idea on science: "The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming back down."
A kids idea on science: "The wind is like the air, only pushier."
A kids idea on science: "Thunder is a rich source of loudness."
A kids idea on science: "Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there."
A kids idea on science: "Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be called a drop, it does."
A kids idea on science: "We keep track of the humidity in the air so we won't drown when we breathe."
A killa, a fool, a little arsed G
A killer - On the binge
A killer in me is a killer in you
A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in it's vicinity freshen into smiles. - Washington Irving
A kind heart is of little value in chess.
A kind of Batman of contemporary letters. -- Philip Larkin on Anthony Burgess
A kind word & a gun gets more than a kind word alone. - A. Capone
A kind word & gun get more than just a kind word
A kind word and a gun gets you more than a kind word alone.
A kind word and a gun will accomplish more than a kind word alone
A kind word and gun gets you more than a kind word alone.
A kinder gentler Tagline.
A kinder gentler recipe.
A kindly tongue is the lodestone of the hearts of men. -Baha'u'llah
A king without a sword! A land without a king! -- Lancelot
A king"s castle is his home
A king, eh? Well, I didn't vote for you
A king, eh? Well, I didn't vote for you... Ä M. Python
A king? Well, I didnt vote for you....'
A kingdom of Robert Borks - Mike on guys with beards
A kingdom of Robert Borks! -- Mike Nelson
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point.
A kiss is a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than one.
A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving. Cyrano de Bergerac
A kiss is a secret told to the mouth instead of to the ear. - Edmond Rostand
A kiss is a upper persuasion for lower invasion
A kiss is an application for a better position
A kiss is an upper persuasion for lower invasion.
A kiss is like a spiderweb - it leads to undoing a fly
A kiss is not so romantic when you think of it as a mutual interchange of salivary bacteria
A kiss is the shortest distance between two.
A kiss is the sure sweet cement and glue of love.
A kiss is the upper persuasion for lower invasion.
A kiss may not be the truth, but it is still a kiss.
A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
A kiss that speaks volumes is seldom a first edition.
A kitten is God's way of telling you NOTHING is child -proof!
A kitten is a rosebud in the garden of animals.
A kitten: Infinitely more amusing than half the people I must endure!
A kitty who sleeps on your undies
A kleptomaniac is a man who just can't help helping himself.
A kleptomaniac might drive an Impulse.
A klingon might knock you down if you win a game of chess, but a wookie will tear your arms out of their sockets
A knavish speech sleeps in a foolish ear. - Hamlet, Shakespeare
A knavish tagline sleeps in a foolish ear. - Tagspeare
A knife too dull to cut anything else can always cut your finger.
A knife without a blade, for which the handle is missing
A knight might drive a Cavalier.
A knitting machine hears many 4-letter words; knit, purl, slip, tuck
A knowledge of Sanskrit is of little use to a man trapped in
A knowledgeable fool is a greater fool than an ignorant fool
A lack of knowledge is a dangerous thing.
A lack of leadership is no substitue for inaction
A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
A lad playing bagpipes beats a gentleman playing an accordian any day.
A lad playing bagpipes beats a gentleman playing an accordian any day.
A lady is a woman who can make a man act like a Gentleman
A lady is a woman who makes a gentleman act like one!
A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally. - Lillian Day
A lady is one who never shows%
A lady is one who only shows her underwear intentionally.
A lady never shows her underwear unintentionally. (Lillian Day)
A lady wearing a chastity belt is not going to a ball.
A ladyfriend of mine told me that at our age she has found that going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of her face
A laid-back, stand-up comedian?!?
A laid-back, stand-up comedian?!? <g>
A land where thought is as free as the sun
A landfill is a terrible thing to waste
A language is a dialect with an army
A language is a dialect with an army, navy and Air Force.
A language is a dialect with an army.
A language is just a dialect with a gun.
A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing
A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to program in than some that do. -- Dennis M. Ritchie
A lap behind the field.
A large dog will have a surprising effect on your life.
A large hammer is a must for computer techs.
A large number of installed systems work by fiat. That is, they work by being declared to work. -- Anatol Holt
A large oxymoron: Bad Sex
A large pizza, a case of Labatt's Blue, & Maggie to go, please.
A large pizza, a case of Pepsi, and @TOFIRST@ to go, please
A large pizza, a case of beer, and @F to go, please
A large viper must be swallowed with extreme care
A lasting peace gives time to finish paying for last war
A laugh costs too much when bought at the expense of virtue.<Quintilian>
A laugh is a smile that bursts.
A laugh is a smile with a soundtrack.
A laugh is a smile with fireworks!
A laugh is just a scowl with the sh*t kicked out of it
A laugh is just like music; it lingers in the heart
A laugh is worth a hundred groans in any market.
A laugh, A bucket, and a piece of string
A launch to the west is better than no launch at all
A law can give security--but the hope of a date is love.
A law is not obligatory unless it be promulgated
A law that prevents risks prevents love.
A lawn mower you can push by hand? What will they think of next !
A lawyer always has half a mind to do something.
A lawyer and a rooster? A rooster clucks defiance
A lawyer and sperm both have an outside chance of being human.
A lawyer at his/her best: "Do you have any children or anything of that kind?"
A lawyer at his/her best: "How long have you been a French Canadian?"
A lawyer at his/her best: "So you were gone until you returned?"
A lawyer at his/her best: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"
A lawyer at his/her best: "Were you alone or by yourself?"
A lawyer at his/her best: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"
A lawyer at his/her best: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
A lawyer got his client a suspended sentence. He was hanged
A lawyer is an authority on justice--the same way a hooker is an authority on love
A lawyer is like a river. --Kosh.
A lawyer is reforming health care? May the Lord help us!
A lawyer is skilled in the circumvention of the law.
A lawyer made me believe that pigs CAN fly!
A lawyer stepped in manure and thought he was melting.
A lawyer who looks like a French Nobleman is executed in his place
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo
A lawyer's advice is his stock-in-trade. - A. Lincoln
A lawyer's answer, so close to the truth it could hide in its shadow
A lawyer's dream -- |R|E|A|D|||B|E|T|W|E|E|N|||T|H|E||L|I|N|E|S|.
A lawyer's lawyer is one who names his daughter Sue!
A lawyer's not such a terrible thing to waste
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless unless
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless paid for.
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless unless
A lawyer's time and advice are all he has to sell.
A leader is a dealer in hope -- Napoleon
A leader is best when people barely know he exists. - W. Brynner
A leader is best when people barely know that he exists
A leader shouldn't get too far in front of his troops or he'll get shot in the butt
A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once.
A leading authority is someone lucky who guessed right.
A leading authority is someone who guessed correctly
A leading authority is someone who guessed right.
A leading authority is someone who has guessed right more than once.
A leaf, twigs, limbs, branches, trunk & root = TREE
A lean, mean rock and roll machine/He knows what he is after Nugent
A leap year is never a good sheep year.
A leapord never changes his stripes. - Al Gore
A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorand one. - Benjamin Franklin
A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant fool.
A learned fool is one who has read everything, and simply remembered it. (Josh Billings)
A lecture on time travel will be held yesterday.
A left winger's IQ is always the {NUL} set.
A left winger's IQ is the inverse of the number of flames he posts
A legend in her own mind!
A legend in his own lunchtime!
A legend in his own mind!
A legislator is to the voter as a chauffeur is to the employer.
A lenticular polychrome of writhing, almost fluid, radiance. EESmith
A leopard never changes his stripes. - Al Gore
A leper worshipped Jesus and Jesus healed him. (Matt.8:2,3)
A lepo sam ti rekla Radovane, nemoj s ledja, bice zensko
A lesbian and her legs are soon parted.
A lesbian for your thoughts.
A lesbian in the hand is worth two in the bush!
A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
A lesbian is a terrible thing to waste.
A lesbian is just another woman trying to do a man's job
A lesbian made me do it!
A lessa' docto' might've been fooled. Cheeeiit. I, howeva'...- HoloDoc
A lesser doctor might've been fooled. I, however
A letter from my sister in the convent.-Mulcahy. A nun-o-gram.-BJ
A letter is as good as gold. *Yours* are platinum.-Pierce to Pierce
A letter of reprimand is better than no mail at all.
A level playing field is the best place to exchange ideas.
A li'l song, a li'l dance, a l'il seltzer in your pants
A liar is not believed even when he speaks the truth.
A liar needs a good memory
A liar won't believe anyone else.
A liar's punishment isn't in the least that he's not believed,but that he cannot believe anyone else
A liberal always knows what to do until it happens to them
A liberal and someone else's money are soon parted.
A liberal by any other name, still smells the same
A liberal couldn't buy a clue with lottery winnings
A liberal criticizes most what he understands least.
A liberal has a problem to fit every solution
A liberal is Society's version of a computer virus.
A liberal is a conservative who's been mugged by reality.
A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side i
A liberal is a man who leaves the room when a fight begins.
A liberal is a person who lives in a past that never existed
A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at
A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at the moment. -- Willis Player
A liberal is a person with no interests no stake.
A liberal is a worshipper of dead radicals
A liberal is an optimist without any experience
A liberal is just a conservative who hasn't been mugged.
A liberal is nothing but a communist on Prozac!
A liberal is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run
A liberal is one who lies about the past, and then tries
A liberal is one who lies about the past, and then tries to repeat it!
A liberal is society's version of a computer virus.
A liberal is someone too poor to be a capitalist and too rich to be a communist
A liberal mind is a terrible thing to face.
A liberal politician approaches every problem with an open mouth!
A liberal politician dies only when another devil is needed in hell
A liberal searches for a greater fool to find admiration.
A liberal wants to put your money where his mouth is
A liberal who is all wrapped up in himself is overdressed
A liberal with good intentions is something to fear
A liberal won't accept ANY limits on personal behavior
A liberal won't blink when proposing a new tax!
A liberal's IQ is always the {NUL} set.
A liberal's compassion is limited by your income
A liberal's cure for America are worse than the problem.
A liberal's data source: A guess.
A liberal's generosity is limited only by Your income!
A liberal's generosity is limited to his/her rich friends
A liberal's generosity is only limited by your income.
A liberal's mind: An anathema of rigid dogma!
A liberal's useful generalization.
A liberal's worst fear: a fetus armed with a handgun
A liberal, and proud of it.
A libertarian, immoral society is enticing you to excesses. Enjoy
A library is an arsenal of liberty.
A library is thought in cold storage.
A library serves no purpose unless someone is using it.
A library serves no track. -LAO TZU
A licensed professional Mechanical Engineer
A lich, huh? I steal his spellbook.
A lich, huh? No problem I steal his spellbook.
A lie can be half way round the world before the trut
A lie has speed, but the truth has endurance!
A lie in time saves nine.
A lie is a terminological inexactitude
A lie is a terminological inexactitude. - Churchill
A lie is a very poor way to say hello.
A lie is a very poor way to say hello. - Keeler
A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. -- Adlai Stevenson
A lie is an abomination unto the lord and a very present help in trouble
A lie is better than a truth if it keeps the peace
A lie is most convincingly hidden between two truths
A lie is most convincingly hidden between two truths - Deep Throat
A lie is most convincingly hidden between two truths.
A lie is terminological inexactitude
A lie is terminological inexactitude - the Clinton Administration
A lie is terminological inexactitude.
A lie is terminological inexactitude. - Churchill
A lie is terminological inexactitude. - the Clinton Administration
A lie is terminological inexactitude. From the Lawyer's Lexicon.
A lie is the truth in masquerade.
A lie that can be passed off as truth becomes truth.
A lie told often enough becomes the truth. -- Lenin
A lie told often enough becomes the truth. - Hermann Goring
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous. - Alfred Alder
A lie would make no sense, unless the truth were felt to be dangerous. - Carol Jung
A lie's a lie and dressed in white don't help it. - Marjorie Main
A lie: The truth in masquerade
A life is fine but it interferes with my tagline
A life is told in their living example of letters, O?
A life is worth more than a penis. --Lorena B.'s lawyer.
A life is worth more than a penis. Lisa Kemler, Lorena Bobbitt's atty.
A life lived in chaos is an impossibility... --Madeleine L'Engle (1918 - )
A life lived in fear is half a life lived
A life lived in fear is half a life lived
A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw
A life spent in search of the perfect hash brownie is a life well spent
A life without God is like a fish without a bicycle
A life without dreams is like a garden without flowers. - Gertraude Beese
A life without music is not a life
A life without tragedy would not be worth living. - Edward Abbey
A life, eh? What board can I download that from?
A life? Where can I download THAT from?
A life? What BBS can I download that from?
A life? Where can I download THAT from?
A life? Where can I download one?
A life? Where can I download that?
A life? Which BBS do I d/l that from???
A life? Yeah well
A life? can i get that in the files section?
A life? From what board can I down load that?
A life? What board can I download THAT from?
A life? Where can I download THAT from?
A life? Where can I download one?
A life? Where can I download that?
A life? You mean Echomail & Netmail ISN'T a life???
A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong
A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth. - George Bernard Shaw
A light heart lives long.
A light heart lives long. "Shakespeare"
A light heart lives long. <Shakespeare>
A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare
A light purse is a heavy curse. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
A light wife doth make a heavy husband. -- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
A light-heeled mother makes a leaden-heeled daughter.
A lighter Dark Beer is an oxymoron
A lightning bolt partitioned my hard drive.
A lights out cage baptism - Tom as fighters fall in lake
A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility. -- Aristotle
A limited time only; this offer is void where prohibited,
A linux machine! because a 486 is a terrible thing to waste
A lionness ate the Hun, the Czech's in the male
A lip of truth is forever; a lying tongue for but a moment.
A list is only as strong as its weakest link.
A list is only as strong as its weakest link. - Don Knuth
A list of ships
A little AARD VARK won't hurt you.
A little DAT will do ya.
A little Hitler baby - Mike
A little Knowledge is dangerous, and boy am I dangerous!
A little LAN will do it!
A little QUESTION??????????????
A little Shalomar for me - Mike as voodoo girl sprays
A little T.L.C. A.S.A.P
A little a'disk & a little a'data
A little big
A little bit afraid of dying/ a lot more afraid of your l
A little bit of Yogi Berra in her, too - Tom
A little bit of anger was never enough for me.
A little bit of torture was never enough for me
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.
A little bloodletting and some boar's vomit and he'll be fine.
A little boredom in your life is seldom fatal.
A little boy has to have something in this world to hope for - Grandpa Joe
A little boy to his dad: I found this dry leaf in this old Bible. Do you think it belonged to Adam and Eve?
A little brain damage never hurt.
A little caution outflanks a large cavalry - Bismarck
A little cheese with that whine? Hmmm?
A little cognitive dissonance never hurt anyone
A little cognitive flexibility goes a long way.
A little craziness prevents premenent brain damage
A little dab'll do ya.
A little death can be fun at times....;)
A little death without mourning --U2
A little delve'll do ya.
A little drowsing cat is an image of perfect beatitude.
A little enthusiasm never hurt anybody.
A little experience can upset a lot of theory.
A little fermented curd will do the trick.
A little girl needs no excuses
A little grain of conscience made him sour - ALT
A little greed can get you a lot of stuff
A little greed can get you lots of good stuff!
A little greed can get you lots of neat stuff.
A little harsh but it had to be done-Mike on throwing Tom
A little harsh but it had to be done. -- Mike Nelson
A little help at the right time is better than a lot of help at the wrong time
A little help contributes to a better world
A little higher please - Crow as guy gets whipped
A little hockey is good for your health - pick me up at 8:00?
A little honey is good for my health - pick you up at 8:00?
A little honey is good for your health -- until your wife finds out
A little ignorance can go a long way.
A little ignorance can go an awfully long way
A little ignorant fool is more foolish than no moss
A little inaccuracy saves a lot of explanation.
A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation. - C. E. Ares
A little inaccuracy saves tons of explanation.
A little judicious carpentry should remedy THAT. - Wile E. Coyote
A little knowledge can be a ridiculous thing. - Dilbert
A little knowledge can be dangerous, the lack thereof, devastating
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. - Dogbert
A little knowledge is dangerous and I'm REAL dangerous!
A little knowledge is dangerous and boy are you dangerous!
A little knowledge is just that - little
A little knowledge is....Well, a little knowledge
A little knowledge is...well, a little knowledge, unless, well, ok
A little knowledge isn't enough.
A little learning is a dangerous thing! - Alexander Pope
A little leaven leaveneth the whole lump. (GAL 5:9)
A little less talk and a lot more action.
A little light in his loafers.
A little light in the loafers!
A little like having bees live in your head.
A little lubricant would make that slip right in
A little madness in the spring, is wholesome even for the king.
A little megalomania can be excused. -- Professor Muerte
A little more than kin, a little less than kind. -- Hamlet
A little more than kin, a little less than kind. -- Shakespeare
A little musical acid trip - Dr. F on Nuveena short
A little neglect breeds great mischief
A little neglect may breed great mischief. - Benjamin Franklin
A little nonsense now & then, is relished by the best of men.
A little nonsense now and then is relished by all men
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest man - Willy Wonka
A little nookie never hurt anyone!
A little nukie never hurts?
A little nutty, but fun! ;-)
A little of this, and a little of that....and <BOOM!>
A little off the top and trim the sides...My hair, not taxes!
A little off the top? - Freddy Krueger
A little overkill never hurt anyone!
A little paranoia is nothing to be afraid of
A little peek into Doodles Weaver's lifestyle - Crow
A little peek into their home life -Crow on girl w/rope
A little pot boils easily. -- Dutch proverb
A little premature at this point, I'd say
A little premature at this point, I'd say ... <g>
A little problem that confronts you
A little radiation only bothers sissies
A little rebellion now and then is a good thing!
A little rebellion now and then is a good thing. Thomas Jefferson
A little rebellion now at stake
A little red button awaits
A little red button awaits to be pushed !
A little revolution every now and then is a good thing.
A little revolution now and then is a healthy thing
A little rockin' and rollin' is good for the soul, I guess. - Blair
A little rockin' and rollin' is good for the soul.
A little shorter with firm thighs - Tom as guy writes
A little shot of Adam in `The Young Philledelphians'. -- Mike
A little shot of reality never hurt anyone |----#*#*#*==----,
A little sin can bring a lot of trouble
A little sleep is all we're losin'...Let's go fishin'
A little sleep is all we're losin'..It's up to us to do the chosin'
A little song, a little dance, @FN@'s head on a lance
A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants
A little suffering is good for the soul.
A little suffering is good for the soul. -- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver",
A little suffering is good for the soul. - James Tiberius Kirk
A little suffering is good for the soul. - Kirk
A little sweat never drowned anyone yet.
A little thoughtfulness brings alot of happiness.
A little tight in the bosom - Joel on bullet proof vest
A little too 'a lotta cars in here' - Mike
A little too `a lotta cars in here'. -- Mike Nelson
A little too much coffee this morning?
A little too much like reality eh????
A little too much like reality, hmmm?
A little truth helps the BS go down. (A la Rush)
A little truth helps the lie go down.
A little tweak of the nipples and I'm outta here. -- Tom Servo
A little voice TOLD me to do it!
A little warning would've been nice. - Quark
A little while, a moment of rest upon the wind, and another tagline.
A little while, a moment of rest upon the wind... -- Gibran
A little whipping, a little caning... Sure, why not!
A little windows never hurt anyone. Pain is gain.
A little wine for the sauce, and some for the cook!
A little work, a little sleep, a little love and it is all over. - R. Frost
A little yearning is a dangerous thing!
A little...claustrophobic, maybe... -- Neelix
A live toad for breakfast, and your day is all uphill!
A living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give
A living dog is better than a dead lion.
A living dog is better than a dead lion. - Ecclesiastes 9:4
A living example of Artificial Intelligence.
A loaded .357 always beats a full house
A loaf of bread, a jug of one, and Heather Locklear.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine an F1 or Indy race: The New Rubiat
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and <fill in the blank>
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and <occupant>.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and <occupant>.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and @FN@.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and Dexter Fernandez.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and Gary Caplan.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and Orville.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and Rick.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and occupant
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou, mooning in the Taglines.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and you.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and Heather Locklear.
A lobster is a crawfish on steroids.
A log may float in a river, but that does not make it a crocodile
A logical deduction. I can see why you're the constable. -- Garek
A lone calf should be scene, not herd
A long and bloody history of hatred and evil, well preserved
A long dispute means BOTH parties are wrong
A long dispute means both parties are wrong.
A long dispute means both parties are wrong. - Voltaire
A long dispute means that both parties are wrong.
A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a superficial appearance of being right. - Thomas Paine
A long memory is the most subversive idea in America.
A long nose is forever.
A long shot, Watson; a very long shot. - Sherlock Holmes
A long time ago being crazy meant something. Now everybody's crazy. --
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ...
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, or was it here?
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...the Rangers won The Cup.
A long time ago in a place far away... well, you know the rest
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away
A long time ago, on a node far, far away
A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon
A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any
A long-time Niven fan
A look can be deceiving; a touch can be lethal. -- Smokescreen
A looney tune.
A loose chip on the microprocessor board.
A loose nut at the wheel isn't as dangerous as a t
A loose tongue often gets its owner into a tight place!
A lost item is usually found after being replaced
A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.
A lot can happen when you're gone all morning. - Calvin
A lot has changed in the last 300 years.
A lot has changed in the last 300 years. * Picard
A lot has changed in the last three hundred years. -- Picard
A lot has changed in the past 300 years. - Picard
A lot is to be said for the word NO.
A lot more satisfying to be raped & THEN killed - Tom
A lot of 'if's,' I agree. - Kirk
A lot of Bajoran & Federation interests ARE seperate,Commander.-Kira
A lot of cats in a family always makes me smile
A lot of feathers but not much chicken. -- Kim Mitchell
A lot of forensics going on in Kansas during the 50s - Crow T. Robot
A lot of history isn't fit to repeat itself.
A lot of love in a family always makes me smile. - Talyn
A lot of money is never enough once you have it.
A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
A lot of monkey-see, monkey-do indeed.
A lot of monkey-see, monkey-do indeed.
A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths. -- Steven Wright
A lot of people doing what _I_ say!
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. -Doug Larson
A lot of people my age are dead at the present time. - Casey Stengel
A lot of people voted for change, and that's all they have now.
A lot of people want to BE Irish! Especially on 3/17!
A lot of people work but their minds are unemployed.
A lot of reading, but these are a riot....how many are yours???
A lot of really successful people do have too much self-pity.-Lisa C
A lot of the time, things are simpler then they look
A lot of things change and alot of things stay the same, they mostly stay the same. - David Heyman
A lot of things really //\\oo//\\ me!
A lot of us would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - W.G.P
A lot of virgins haven't had sex yet
A lot of you, in about ten years, when you get out of prison, will find it a turning point in your life
A lot was accomplished before you were born
A lot you know... - Miracle Max
A lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math
A lottery is a tax rebate for intelligence
A lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math.
A lotus? I thought that was a Grasshopper.
A love scene already? - Tom as truck goes through tunnel
A love song is a caress set to music.
A lovely apparition sent to be a moment's ornament.
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed
A lovely little thinker is @TOFIRST@, but a bugger when pissed
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pi
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed. - Monty Python
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when she's ticked!
A lovely sentiment. -Quark
A lovely singing voice, too?! - Tom on blender noise
A lover of discipline is a lover of knowledge.
A lover teaches a wife all her husband kept hidden from her.
A lover teaches a wife all that her husband has concealed from her.
A lover teaches a woman all her ex-husband kept hidden from her
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house. Ä Moliere
A lover without discretion is no lover at all.
A loving relationship is a wanting to celebrate, communicate, and know another's heart and soul. - Leo Buscaglia
A low FAT file instructs the computer to eat data in little bits and bytes.
A low level language is one whose programs require attention to the
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls
A low yield atomic bomb is like a bottle in traffic!
A low yield atomic bomb is like being a bit pregnant.
A low-cholesterol diet is the key to heartening of the arteries.
A low-fat, high stress diet .... coffee and fingernails
A low-yield atomic bomb is like being a bit pregnant.
A loyal man makes his friend's enemy his own enemy.
A lucky guess -- Q
A lynching we will go, a lynching we will go!
A macro on the loose... WATCH OUT!
A madman is punished by his madness alone
A mafia hitman was taking a poor guy for a ride: a slay ride.
A magazine says your face don't look quite right
A magic B.M. - Tom
A magic book that stays with you - the Velcronomicon.
A magic sword that does dishes is just plain silly. - Cimorene (SfD)
A magic vomit pump could be useful for gourmands.
A magistrate cannot exceed the bounds of his authority
A magnet is something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
A maiden's skirts be the answer to any question
A mail with a subject but no message at all....What is this? - Wai Sue
A main-frame is the biggest PC peripheral available
A major motion picture starring @F @L!
A major motion picture starring Orville Bullitt!
A major semitone is a septimal fifteen to fourteen.
A male Vedek's pickup line:"Want to come up and see my Orbs sometime?"
A male Vedek's pickup line:"Want to come up and see my Orbs sometime?"
A male deer is called a belvedere.
A male geometer who has been to the beach - is a Tangent!
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
A male rite of passage - Registering your copy of Telix.
A male rite of passage: Writing your name in the snow.
A mall, like any other, only more so. - Rogue (Carol Danvers)
A mama be some two edged sword. Cheeeiit..driven through ya'!
A man *IS* his word ... Where does that leave President Clinton?
A man A girl Madness Pain And the shadows...
A man IS as good as his word....Where does that leave Bill Clinton?
A man IS his word... Where does that leave Clinton?
A man _IS_ his word Where does that leave President Clinton?
A man after his own heart. - 1 Samuel 13:14
A man always needs to remember one thing about a beautiful woman
A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that begins to bunch them. -- Mencken
A man and a lady in the same water?! - Radar. Baptists. - Hawkeye
A man and a woman had a little baby, oh yes they did.
A man at the door with a moustache? Tell him I've already got one
A man attempting to walk around the world DROWNED today
A man attempting to walk around the world, drowned today.
A man between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats
A man born to drown will drown on a desert.
A man born to hang has no need to fear water.
A man called the Walkin Dude, or sometimes the Boogeyman
A man called the Walkin Dude, or sometimes the Boogeyman
A man can be a genius, and still have delusions. -Jubal
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
A man can compact his to travel size, unlike a cucumber.
A man can do anything his wife puts her mind to
A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants. - Arthur Schoperhauer
A man can have two, maybe three love affairs while he's married. After that it's cheating. -- Yves Montand
A man can say 'No, not tonight we won't'
A man can see the moment, answers to the dream
A man can stand almost anything except a succession of ordinary days. - Goethe
A man can succeed at anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab
A man can survive more than one woman
A man can tell if a platinum blonde is a virgin metal or a common ore
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family. - Navajo Proverb
A man can't have too many POWER tools!!!
A man can't have too many power tools!
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde. (1854-1900)
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies. -Wilde
A man cannot spin and reel at the same time
A man commanding not too strictly is best obeyed
A man consists of the faith that is in him.
A man convinc'd against his will, of he same opinion still
A man does not have to be an angel in order to be a saint. Ä Schweitzer
A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself
A man drove me to drink and I never even thanked him.
A man drove me to drink. I never properly thanked him.
A man forgives only when he is in the wrong
A man from another time who had reached a point of pointless ending
A man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles
A man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road. -- Alexander Smith
A man gets what he wants by acting smart; a woman, by playing dumb.
A man gives good advice when he is too old to set a bad example.
A man has got to know his addictions!
A man has got to know his assimilations. - Harry of Borg
A man has got to know his limitations
A man has got to know his limitations- Dirty Harry, philosopher
A man has got to know his limitations.
A man has got to know his limitations." -- Dirty Harry
A man in a paper hat cannot fly a turbo helicopter.
A man in a passion rides a mad horse
A man in debt is so far a slave. Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor, "Newsweek"
A man in love mistakes a pimple for a dimple.
A man in need is an opportunity for a woman
A man in passion rides a mad horse
A man in the house is worth 2 in the street. - Mae West
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
A man in the house is worth two in the streets. - Mae West.
A man is a king, king is a ruler, ruler = 12", are you st
A man is a old as he is feeling. A woman is as old as she looks
A man is a worrisome thing that'll drive you to tag in the night.
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. -- Brendan Francis
A man is also known by the company he keeps ... away from!
A man is as good as he has to be, a woman as bad as she dares.
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad a
A man is as old as he feels, a woman is as old as she looks.
A man is as old as he feels. But never as important
A man is as old as he's feeling, a woman as old as she looks.
A man is as old as he's feeling, a woman is as old as she looks. - Mortimer Collins
A man is as old as the woman he feels.
A man is as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx
A man is as young as the woman he feels!
A man is best known by the liberals he avoids!
A man is closest to perfection when filling out a job application form.
A man is incomplete till he is married; then he is finished.
A man is innocent until proven broke!
A man is known by the company he avoids
A man is known by the company he organizes. -- Ambrose Bierce
A man is known by the liberals he avoids
A man is known by the silence he keeps
A man is known by the women he avoids
A man is like a rusty wheel on a rusty cart, He sings his song as he rattles along and then he falls apart. -- Richard Thompson
A man is never drunk if he can lie on the floor without help
A man is no longer a green-horn after sex
A man is not complete till he's married, Then he's finished.
A man is not complete until he gets married. Then he is FINISHED.
A man is not complete until he is married -- then he is finished
A man is not complete until he marries. Then he is finished.
A man is not completed until he gets married. Then he is FINISHED.
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. - John Barrymore
A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. - Latin Proverb
A man is old when his dreams about girls are re-runs
A man is only a man, but a cucumber is more than a meal.
A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
A man is only as good as what he loves.
A man is only as good as what he loves. - Saul Bellow
A man is only as old as the *censored* he feels.
A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
A man is rich in proportion of the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau
A man is so in the way in the house. - Elizabeth Gaskell
A man is still whole after being eaten
A man is the sum of his memories, you know... A timelord even more so
A man is truly a success when he can afford to doubt-cross his friends. (BILLY BOY FRANKLIN)
A man isn't poor if he can still laugh.
A man isn't poor if he can still laugh. - Raymond Hitchcock
A man lives by believing something, not by debating
A man lives by believing something, not by debating... - Thomas Carlyle
A man makes inferiors his superiors by heat; self-control is the rule. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. -- H.L. Mencken
A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything. - Samuel Johnson
A man may be young in years, yet old in hours.
A man may brave opinion; a woman must submit to it
A man may dwell so long upon a thought that it may take him prisoner. - George Savile, Marquis of Halifax
A man may forget where he went on his honeymoon but never *why*.
A man must break his back to earn his day of leisure
A man must know his limitations if he wants to survive.
A man must learn to gently dominate. - RUSH
A man must not swallow more beliefs than he can digest
A man must not swallow more beliefs than he can digest. - H. Ellis
A man needs a good memory after he has lied.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A man needs a woman like a fish needs a bicycle.
A man never tells you anything until you contradict him
A man of action forced into a state of thought is unhappy until he can get out of it. - John Galsworthy
A man of destiny knows that beyond this hill lies another and another. The journey is never complete. - F. W. De Klerk
A man of few words, Lets..Willya..Lemme
A man of genius makes no mistakes. -- Joyce
A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery. -- James Joyce, "Ulysses"
A man of genuine integrity can stand alone and be dependable
A man of no conversation should smoke. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man of taste. --Mulder, on a man who ate sunflower seeds (TDB)
A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds.
A man often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. <Joan d'Arc>
A man on a Squishee-bender can sure do some crazy things! - Bart
A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows. - Monica Piper
A man once claimed nothing was true; but he was lying
A man only gets circumcise once (cucumber often gets multiple cuts)
A man only sees what he wants to see
A man ought to do what he thinks is right. John Wayne
A man ought to read just as inclination leads him. -- Johnson
A man paints with his brains and not with his hands
A man paints with his brains and not with his hands. --Michelangelo
A man remains unbroken by the savage twists of fate. - Druss the Legend
A man said to the Universe: "Sir, I exist!"
A man serves best, when he serves himself.
A man shall be judged by his enemies as well as by his friends.
A man shall be satisfied with the fruit of his mouth
A man should be greater than some of his parts.
A man should be what he can do. Montgomery Clift
A man should have no more wives than he can find jobs for
A man should keep friendships in constant repair. -- Johnson
A man should live forever, or die trying.
A man should live if only to satisfy his curiosity
A man takes a drink, the drink takes another, and the drink takes the man. Sinclair Lewis
A man that believes life is filled with the marbles of Insanity.
A man that blushes is not quite a brute.
A man that does not know how to be angry does not know how to be good. (Henry Ward Beecher)
A man that is young in years may be old in hours. - Bacon
A man that will enjoy a quiet conscience must lead a quiet life.
A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find out. - George Moore
A man turns into a bug and his family gets annoyed
A man usually falls in love with a woman who asks the kinds of questions he is able to answer. -- Ronald Colman
A man waits in the shadows
A man walked into a bar. "Ouch."
A man walks into a bar... "Ouch!"
A man walks into a bar...The next guy ducks!
A man was driving on an icy, abandoned road when he noticed a road sign with half of it torn clean off. 'That's a bad sign' he thought to himself.
A man went to a bank for a loan, saying he wanted it only until he could get a credit card
A man went to a bank for a loan, saying he wanted it only until he could get a credit card
A man who angers his wife is likely to encounter flying saucers
A man who can't make up his mind, probably has no mind to make up.
A man who can't mind his own business so not to be trusted with the king's.
A man who carries a cat by its tail learns something he can learn in no other way
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - Mark Twain
A man who claims to carry the truth, carries an empty sack. - Gharm saying - Raising the Stones by Sheri S. Tepper
A man who continually laments is not heeded - Kenya
A man who does not think for himself does not think at all. - Oscar Wilde. (1854-1900)
A man who fails to listen is blind.
A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears.
A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears. - Michel De Montaigne
A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in Etruscan bonds
A man who has not gone through the hell of his passions has never overcome them either. - Carl Gustav Jung
A man who hates cats and children can't be all bad
A man who hates his mother will end up hating you.
A man who hesitates is lost. So is a woman who doesn't
A man who hesitates is lost. So is a woman who doesn't. Bob Edwards
A man who is a genius and doesn't know is probably isn't. -- Lec
A man who keep stealing mopids was an obvious cycle-path.
A man who knows that he is a fool is not a great fool. --Chuang Tzu
A man who lies cannot love. Goldie Hawn
A man who loved birds will be long remembered as kind.
A man who makes no mistakes usually doesn't make anything
A man who never spends time with his family can never be a real man
A man who reads a woman like a book must prefer braille!
A man who says his wife can't take a joke forgets himself
A man who says it can't be done shouldn't interrupt woman doing it.
A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, and 2 - Fractions
A man who shoots off his mouth must expect to lose face
A man who shoots off his mouth must expect to lose face
A man who sinks in a woman's arms, soon has his arms the woman's sink.
A man who sinks in woman's arms, soon has his arms in wom
A man who sleeps with his neighbor's wife is not alone!!
A man who smiles when things go wrong has a computer to blame it on.
A man who smiles when things go wrong has an alibi.
A man who smiles when things go wrong has an excuse.
A man who smiles when things go wrong knows who to blame.
A man who speaks Finnish can't be evil. - Simpsons
A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone.
A man who studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green. - Francis Bacon
A man who studieth revenge keeps his wounds green.
A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.
A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.
A man who would move a mountain must begin by carrying away a stone.
A man who's afraid of Christmas? --Noel Coward
A man who's not afraid of his own shadow ... he just doesn't care for it much.
A man will believe anything that does not cost him anything
A man will believe anything that does not cost him anything
A man will crawl on the sheer face of love like a fly on the wall -U2
A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights. - Napoleon
A man will tell his bartender things he'll never tell his doctor
A man with 3 wings and a dictionary is cousin to the turkey
A man with God is in the majority
A man with a briefcase can steal more money than any man with a gun
A man with a gun can control 100 without one - Lenin
A man with a gun is always allowed to speak his mind
A man with a gun is safer than a man with a bible and a gun.
A man with a mission is a man with a muffin
A man with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds
A man with a watch knows what time it is.
A man with a watch knows what time it is. - A man with two watches is never sure
A man with an erection is in no need of advice.
A man with his belly full of the classics is an enemy of the human race
A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets
A man with holes in pockets feels nuts.
A man with loud talk makes truth itself seem folly
A man with no destination is already lost.
A man with no destination is never lost.
A man with one watch knows what time it is
A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure
A man with two watches is never sure
A man with two watches never knows the time
A man without a God is like a fish without a bicycle.
A man without a cat is like a tagline without a point.
A man without a god is like a fish without a bicycle.
A man without a god is like a liberal without taxes.
A man without a god is like a tagline without a point.
A man without a gun will soon not be free
A man without a life is like a fish without a bicycle
A man without a lion is a plum without discretion
A man without a mistress is like a redhead without a whip
A man without a religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb
A man without a wife is like a fish without a bicycle
A man without a woman is like a man without a care.
A man without a woman is like a neck without pain.
A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons
A man without god is like a fish without a bicycle
A man without legs can not run far! Drow Proverb
A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle. - Vique's Law
A man works hard for his trash to have vagrants steal it
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
A man's 2 stages of sex: Bi-weekly and buy-weekly.
A man's GOT TO KNOW his limitations!!!!
A man's a man all his life, A woman's sexy until she's your wife
A man's a man for a' that! Burns
A man's a man for that.
A man's balance depends on the weight he carries between his legs.
A man's best friend is his BBS
A man's best friend is his copy of Messenger V1.0.
A man's best friend is his dogma.
A man's brain is his Achilles' heel.
A man's character is his fate. - Heraclitus
A man's computer room is his Mouse Pad in his Mouse House.
A man's computer room is his castle.
A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own.
A man's friendships are one of the best measures of his worth. - Charles Darwin
A man's god is that which he loves the most.
A man's got to know his bottled sauces
A man's got to know his limitations.
A man's got to know his limitations. -Dirty Harry
A man's got to know his limitations.. and you don't
A man's got to live. - St. Cloud Not necessarily. - MacLeod
A man's gotta DEU what a man's gotta DEU
A man's gotta do - whatever his wife tells him to!
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
A man's gotta know his limitations. -- Clint Eastwood, "Dirty Harry"
A man's gotta know his own limitations.
A man's greatness can be measured by his enemies.
A man's guess is more accurate than a woman's certainty.
A man's heart has a nerve that answers to beauty's vibrations.
A man's home is his HASSLE!
A man's home is his Hassle
A man's home is his castle, let him clean it.
A man's home is his coffin - Al Bundy
A man's home is his palace.
A man's horizons are bounded by his vision
A man's house is his castle. -- Sir Edward Coke
A man's house is his hassle.
A man's idea of fairness: Having his cake and eating your's, too.
A man's idea of helping with house work... lifting his legs.
A man's idea of housework? Lifting his legs so you vacuum under them.
A man's incomplete til married; then he's finished.
A man's legs must be long enough to reach the ground.
A man's life is 1% fighting his way out and 99% talking his way back i
A man's life is dyed the color of his imagination.
A man's life, of any worth, is a continual allegory. - Keats
A man's mind used to be his castle. - Cpt. Bridger (S DSV)
A man's morality will dictate His theology!
A man's no good when his wife's a widow.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
A man's place is in the wrong.
A man's reach should exceed his grasp.
A man's real worth is determined by what he does when he has nothing to do
A man's silence is wonderful to listen to.
A man's toys are limited by his wife's chequebook
A man's treatment of money is the most decisive test of his character
A man's wealth is measured by what he doesn't need. - H. D. Thoreau
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has
A man's worst nightmare: Tonya Rodham Bobbitt.
A man, a legand, a way of life. (Rush believes!)
A man, a legand, a way of life. - Rush Limbaugh
A man, a plan, a canal - Panama! -- Leigh Mercer
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!
A man, a plan, a canal, Suez (palindrome, beta version)
A man, a plan, a canal. Panama!
A man, a plan, a canal. Suez!
A man, a plan, a canal. Suez! -- palindrome beta version
A man, a plan, a canal... Panama!
A man, like music, should have a good end.
A man-of-war is the best ambassador. -Oliver Cromwell
A man... A girl... Madness... Pain... And the shadows
A man...is so in the way in the house!
A man...so eager to be in advance of his age that he pretended to be in advance of himself. (CHESTERTON)
A mandate of an illegal thing is void
A mango would know that she existed in causes too
A manic depressive who walks in the rain...RUSH Cinderella Man
A mans home may seem to be his castle on the outside; inside, it is more often his nursery. - Clare Boothe Luce
A map to the refridgerator. Hilarious - Calvin
A market is the totality of voluntary interactions
A married guy is a bachelor whose luck has finally ran out
A married man can do anything he likes if his wife don't mind.- GBShaw
A martyr is a hero who didn't make it.
A masked man with a gun is a target. - Jeff Cooper
A masochist is anybody who does anything in COBOL.
A mass of conflicting impulses.
A mass of conflicting impulses. - Nomad on Uhura
A masterly retreat is in itself a victory.
A maternally crazed gorilla would come in handy at this very moment.
A maternity dress could be called a "slip cover."
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems
A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee i To: CAL WEBSTER
A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee into theorems.
A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems. -- Paul Erdos
A mathematician is a person who turns coffee into theorems
A mathematician is just a machine for turning coffee into theorems
A mathematician named Rose could do calculus on her toes!
A matter of opinion and your opinion doesn't matter.
A matter of some antics. -SLR
A maxim is so called because it is universally approved by all
A maxim is so called because its authority most certain
A maxim is so called because its dignity is chiefest
A maximum kitty-litter-to-toe-squish-age ratio
A meal that leaves you nothing to hope for
A mean guy shouldn't have any wine. - Blunt Bulgarian Proverb
A means to an end.
A mechanics worst nightmare
A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash
A meeting in the sunlight is lucky, and a burying in the rain
A meeting is an event at which minutes are kept and hours are lost
A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours wasted
A meeting that will last no longer than 3 minutes. * Kirk
A meeting? Is that what your generation calls it? - Leif Cassidy
A megabyte of RAM helps the email go down.
A member of Facial Hair Club for Men -Joel on guy's beard
A member of Facial Hair Club for Men. -- Joel Robinson
A member of our crew is missing, too. - Chakotay
A member of the Center Extremist party
A member of the Don't Let The Fungi From Yuggoth Breed Society
A member of the French Resistance might drive a Triumph.
A member of the National Park Service might drive a Ranger.
A member of your family will soon do something that will make your proud
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. -- Dean Acheson
A memory that is too painful to withstand the light of day
A menstraul cycle has 3 wheels.
A menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels
A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. -- Tom Waits
A mental midget. - Moe Howard
A menu? No thanks. I'll just eat, drink and have sex.
A mere bag of shells.
A mere caricature of a recipe.
A mere charicature of a tagline.
A merry heart doeth good like a medicine. - Proverbs 17:22
A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance. - Proverbs 15:13
A mess, eh? --Morgan. Feels like home. --Mulder
A message from @TOFIRST@ brings sunshine into my day
A message from Andrea brings sunshine into my day.
A message from Cario: e.gypt
A message from Chrissy Di brings sunshine into my day.
A message from Danny brings sunshine into my day.
A message from Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, PC
A message from Jack brings sunshine into my day.
A message from Orville brings sunshine into my day.
A message from the depths of Hell!
A message from you brings sunshine into my day.
A message is only optional with that tagline
A message was dispatched......you've broken the rule of silence!
A message with out a recipe? Man, this message is in BIG trouble NOW!
A message without ANSIART is like a day without sunshine
A message without a Tagline looks so...bare!
A message without a cat, is like a day without sunshine
A message without a recipe looks so...bare!
A message without a recipe, is like a day without sunshine.
A message without taglines is no fun!
A messy desk is... Hey! wait a minute, I have no desk
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
A messy kitchen is a sign of a sexy woman
A messy kitchen is the sign of a sexy redhead!
A messy kitchen is the sign of a sexy woman.
A metaphor is a simile without "like". A simile is like a metaphor
A metaphor is like a simile.
A metaphor is like a simile. Ä Steven Wright
A metaphor is like a simili
A metaphysical dichotomy has occurred : unloading module WINDOWS
A meteorologist might drive a Cirrus.
A method of solution is perfect if we can forsee from the start, and even prove, that following that method we shall attain our aim. -- Leibnitz
A mid-air collision can seriously erode climb performance
A midget at nudist colony will stick his nose in everyone's business.
A mighty flame followeth a tiny spark. -- Dante
A mighty oak is the result of a nut that held its ground
A military disaster may produce a better postwar situation than victory.
A militia cannot be assembled from an unarmed populace.
A millennium is like a centennial, only it has more legs
A million bars of gold pressed latinum! -- Quark
A million could be years on a thousand may be worlds
A million cubic feet capacity! - Mike on freezer
A million saved is a million earned
A millionaire's pet gets detonated and you're marked for life. --Martin
A mime is a terrible thing to waste...but what the heck...(BLAM)
A mime is a terrible thing to waste...kill them slowly. - Zorch F
A mime is a terrible thing, a waste.
A mime is a wonderful thing to waste.
A mind as empty as the sleeping pill concession at a honeymoon hotel
A mind forever voyaging
A mind forever voyaging through strange seas of thought, alone
A mind in the gutter is a terrible thing to waste
A mind is a delicious thing to baste
A mind is a terible thing to... OOHHH, a video game!!!
A mind is a terrible thing
A mind is a terrible thing - Jim Adams, 1993
A mind is a terrible thing - it must be stopped before it kills again
A mind is a terrible thing to - OH, look! Ogrish.com!
A mind is a terrible thing to . . . I forgot
A mind is a terrible thing to . . . I forgot
A mind is a terrible thing to ... OOOOH a new video game!
A mind is a terrible thing to ... OOhhh, a new TV program!
A mind is a terrible thing to ... er ... hmmmm?
A mind is a terrible thing to .....oooohhhhh, pastel Wonderbras.
A mind is a terrible thing to ...OOOH a new video game!
A mind is a terrible thing to ...OOOOH, GOR GOR...BIG!
A mind is a terrible thing to ...OOOOH, Primus tickets!
A mind is a terrible thing to ...OOOOH, a GWAR concert!
A mind is a terrible thing to ...OOOOH, a Zappa album!
A mind is a terrible thing to ...OOOOH, a belt sander!
A mind is a terrible thing to ...OOOOH, free beer!
A mind is a terrible thing to ...OOOOH, look! Crayfish!
A mind is a terrible thing to ...OOOOH, new snow tires!
A mind is a terrible thing to ..OOOH a new video game!
A mind is a terrible thing to ..OOOH!!! Mail packets!
A mind is a terrible thing to ..uh..I forgot.
A mind is a terrible thing to OOOOH a new video game!
A mind is a terrible thing to OOOOH, Animaniacs is on!!!
A mind is a terrible thing to OOOOH, DOOM 2 is here!
A mind is a terrible thing to OOhhh, a new TV program!
A mind is a terrible thing to Ooooohhhhh! Pastel Wunderbras(tm)!
A mind is a terrible thing to close
A mind is a terrible thing to have leaking out your ears
A mind is a terrible thing to lay off.
A mind is a terrible thing to lose
A mind is a terrible thing to ugg.. I forgot
A mind is a terrible thing to waste by listening to Rush Limbaugh!
A mind is a terrible thing to waste on liberal thinking
A mind is a terrible thing to waste someone with
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste... especially when it's closed.
A mind is a terrible thing to... I forget
A mind is a terrible thing to... OOH, Animaniacs is on!!
A mind is a terrible thing to... OOOOH! Mail packets!
A mind is a terrible thing to... OOOOH, *Pastel* Wunderbras(tm)!
A mind is a terrible thing to... OOOOH, *new* E-mail!!
A mind is a terrible thing to... OOOOH, Animaniacs is on!
A mind is a terrible thing to... OOOOH, DOOM 2 is here!
A mind is a terrible thing to... OOOOH, W____ _F F_RT_N_ IS _N!
A mind is a terrible thing to... OOOOH, look, Sears(tm) has a sale!
A mind is a terrible thing to... Ooh, Sailor Moon's on!!!
A mind is a terrible thing to... Ooh, the Sailor V 64 Video Game!!
A mind is a terrible thing to... Oooh! Incoming mail!
A mind is a terrible thing to... Ooohh! A new video game!
A mind is a terrible thing to... Oooohh, the new Sailor V video game!
A mind is a terrible thing to... Phill! Old buddy, old pal
A mind is a terrible thing to... uhhh... ummm....?
A mind is a terrible thing to... whoops! Time for my committee meeting.
A mind is a terrible thing to......oooooohhhh, pastel Wonderbras.
A mind is a terrible thing to....OOHH a doughnut!
A mind is a terrible thing to....OOHH a new video game!
A mind is a terrible thing to...err...Hmmm?
A mind is a terrible thing to...uhhh...I forget
A mind is a terrible thing toAhAh
A mind is a terrible thing toOOOOH, *Pastel* Wunderbras(tm)!
A mind is a terrible thing toOOOOH, Animaniacs is on!
A mind is a terrible thing toOOOOH, DOOM 2 is here!
A mind is a terrible thing toOoohh! A new video game!
A mind is a terrible thing touhhhI forget
A mind is a terrible thing. --Dan Quayle.
A mind is a wonderful thing to waste.
A mind is like a parachute. It only operates when it is open.
A mind is like a parachute: it only works when it's open
A mind like a steel seive.
A mind like a steel sewer!
A mind like a steel sieve.
A mind like a steel trap; things wander in, get mangled
A mind probably has no mind.. but noise when pissed
A mind quite vacant is a mind distressed.
A mind stretched by new ideas can never go back to its original size.
A mind that is streched by a new idea can never go back to its original dimensions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
A mind was wasted on @N@
A mind was wasted on Al Gore.
A mind was wasted on He.
A mind was wasted on Lee Rich.
A mind was wasted on Orville
A mind was wasted on Orville Bullitt.
A mind was wasted on Orville.
A mind what? - Neelix
A mind's journey begins with a single Why? --Confucius.
A mind, like a parachute, is of little value when closed
A mind, much like a parachute, works only when open.
A mind, once expanded, never returns to its original size
A minds journey begins with a single WHY?
A minds journey begins with a single Why? --Confucius.
A miner 49'er. Oh my darlin Clementine... ZAP!
A minister says matrimony should be enduring. It is.
A ministry is always a symphony, never a solo
A minor can improve or make his condition better, but never worse
A minor example of my work, yes. -- Garek
A minor setback...- Evil the Cat
A minuit, le PC de Cendrillon se transforma en Amiga.!
A minute ago I was a four - bagger. - Mulder (Little Green Men)
A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.
A minute passed, then, 60 seconds later, another, then
A miracle would definitely be a step in the right direction. - Hawkeye
A mirror-breaking lech like yourself should be happy they let you in the door
A miser is a fellow who lives within his income. He is also called a magician
A miser is hard to live with - but makes a fine ancestor.
A miser is hard to live with, but makes an excellent ancestor.
A miser is someone who earns his money the hoard way.
A miser lives within his income. He is also called a magician.
A misguided platypus will lay its eggs in your shorts.
A misplaced decimal point will always end up where it will do the greatest damage
A misprint on page 34 of the Kama Sutra threw my back out
A miss is as good as a mile.
A miss is as good as a mile. A half a loaf is better than none.
A mission! Oh, wait...I've already been on one mission this week.
A mistake a day keeps perfection away.
A mistake is proof that someone tried anyhow.
A mistake is simply another way of doing things--Katharine Graham
A mistake? Impossible, my modem is error correcting.
A mistress is a cutie on the q.t.
A mistress is about halfway between a Mr and a matress?
A mistress is something between a mister & a matress
A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress
A misty morning does not signify a cloudy day
A mixture of admiration and pity is one of the surest recipes for affection
A mob has many heads, but no brains.
A mob has no track. -LAO TZU
A mob is a group of people with heads, but no brains.
A mock coma
A mock coma The Palindromic Pig
A mock coma.
A model by day & a barbarian on weekends - Crow
A modem in every computer!
A modem is a baud-y house
A modem surfing sysop... hmmmmmm... goofy fingered or goofy lipped?
A moderator AND a tagline thief. JUST SHOOT ME!
A moderator a day keeps the JERKS away
A moderator and a tagline thief, just shoot me!
A moderator doesn't have to sign a message. You _JUST_ kn
A moderator doesn't have to sign a message. You just KNOW!
A moderator for a *tagline* echo? Talk about useless.
A moderator for a humour echo? Talk about useless.
A moderator has no friends or enemies
A moderator has no friends or enemies, except other moder
A moderator has no friends or enemies.
A moderator of Taglines.
A moderator should be hanged by her computer-to-modem cable.
A moderator should be hanged by his tongue.
A moderator should be hanged with a his/her computer-to-m
A moderator should be hung by his tongue
A moderator should be hung with a his/her computer-to-modem cable
A moderator should be moderate
A moderator's best twit filter is a large Red Dragon
A moderator's power ends at his echo
A moderator's power ends at his echo. A sysop's ends at his board.
A moderator's work is a silent shout
A moderator's work is never done
A modern artist is one who throws paint in the canvass, wipes it off with a cloth, and sells the cloth
A modern dictionary defines a towelette as such:
A modern hero, -a criminal who can blame the victim!
A modest little person, with much to be modest about. -
A modest little person, with much to be modest about. --Winston Churchill
A modest man is usually admired - if people ever hear of him.
A modest man is usually admired - if people ever hear of him.
A modest silence is a woman's crown. - Sophocles
A modest woman, dressed out in all her finery, is the most tremendous object in the whole creation. -- Goldsmith
A molecule is so small it can't be seen by the naked observer
A moment of indecision can be your last. Backstreet
A moment of joy in a lifetime of suffering. - Londo
A moment of sanity had come back, a moment of choice. - Stephen King
A moment of silence in honor and praise
A moment whilst I think up some more deviltry. Ä Bugs Bunny
A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience.
A momentary lapse of reason that binds a life for life
A momentary lapse of reason that binds a life for life.. - Pink Floyd
A momentary lapse of reason that binds a life to a life
A momentary lapse of stupidity - Dean Roehrich
A momentary lapse of treason... - Pink Fraud
A momentary moment of slackness
A money and it's fool, are soon parted.
A monk asks, "What is the Buddha?" The master answers, " -The Buddha."
A monk, a clone and a Ferengi all decide to go bowling together
A monk, a clone, and a Ferengi decide to go bowling... --Data
A monk, a clone, and a Ferengi walk into a bar... - Data
A monkey was my great, great, great, great
A monster! - Dot's pet
A monster! - Jerry Lewis
A monster! -Dot's pet
A monster, but there's never any gum under any story
A moose by any other name is still a big 'ol hairy deer looking thing.
A moose in time saves proof-of-purchase seals.
A moose on the road is a Canadian *stop* sign
A moose on the road is a Canadian *stop* sign
A moose on the road is a Newfie stop sign.
A moose once bit my sister
A moose once bit my sister, pretty nasty, really
A moose once bit my sister, pretty nasty, really -- Monty Python
A moose once bit my sister, pretty nasty, really.
A moose once bit my sister...
A more central location would give added meaning. - Data
A morning without coffee is like sleep.
A morning without coffee is like something without ... something else.
A moron is anyone who doesn't laugh at your jokes-- and also one who *does*
A morsel of genuine history is a thing so rare as to be always valuable
A most difficult decision, Captain. - Spock
A most enlightened philosophy. - Neelix
A most illogical reaction. - Spock
A most unpleasant situation, Captain. - Spock
A most unpleasant situation, Captain. - Spock, 'Catspaw'
A moth is an insect that can devour a modern bathing suit in one gulp
A mother AND a tagline thief. JUST SHOOT ME!
A mother is not a dust rag.
A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher
A mother never realises that her children are no longer children. - Holbrook Jackson
A mother of quintuplets gave spouse a separate bedroom.
A mother pampering a child is raising a serpent.
A mother ship with fate said, 'Let's give it a try...' - Aerosmith
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. -- Frost
A mother understands what a child does not say. ~Author Unknown
A mother-in-law dies only when another devil is needed in hell.
A mother-in-law dies only when another devil is needed in hell.
A mother-in-law is a referee with interest in one of the fighters
A mother-in-law is often a mother.
A motion to adjourn is always in order
A motion to adjourn is always in order. - Lazarus Long
A motion to adjourn is always in order. L. Long
A motion to adjourn is always in order. -- Heinlein
A motion to adjourn is always in order. -L. Long
A motion to ajourn is always in order.
A motor home should never be parked on a steep hill. It will leave if it's so inclined
A motor will rotate in the wrong direction
A motorcycle rider with bad teeth is the leader of the plaque.
A mountain climber always wants to take one more peak.
A mountain is Nature's way of silence
A mountain is climbed a step at a time
A mountain is just a molehill on steroids
A mountain walked or stumbled. God! **H.P. Lovecraft
A mouse Built to Government Standards
A mouse came up with a better people trap. Disneyland!
A mouse driven car is not all bad
A mouse is a terrible thing to taste
A mouse is an Elephant designed by the Japanese.
A mouse is an elephant built by Japanese.
A mouse is an elephant built by a committee
A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
A mouse is an elephant built in Japan.
A mouse is an elephant with a mainframe operating system
A mouse is an elephany built by the Japanese
A mouse is falcon food, not an input device!
A mouse is just a click off the 'ol pad.
A mouse may be useful -- but only as cat food.
A mouse may be usefull, but only as Cat Food
A mouthful of breath mints and no one to kiss.
A movement is accomplished in six stages and the seventh brings return
A movie critic is a legless man who teaches running.
A moving door hinge never corrodes/Flowing water never stagnates.
A moving geological specimen accumulates no deposits of lichen
A moving neutrino gathers no mass!
A mugged liberal becomes a conservative or a masochist
A mugged liberal becomes a conservative...or he was a was a masochist
A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido - Yay!
A mule in a tux is still a mule.
A multitude of ignorant practitioners destroys a court
A murder is only an extraverted suicide
A murder is only an extraverted suicide. Ä M. Python
A murderer is presumed innocent until proven insane
A mushroom cloud has no silver lining
A mushroom cloud on the horizon, 24 empty missile tubes--now it's Miller
A musical group of lumberjacks plays in logarithm.
A musical ignoramus is one who doesn't know his brass from his oboe.
A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it.
A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Sir Thomas Beecham
A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear\SLM
A mutated, superior man could also be a wonderful thing
A mystic is a man who treats his feelings as tools of cognition.
A myth is a female moth.
A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.
A myth is a religion in which no one believes any more
A myth is a religion in which no-one any longer believes. -- James Feibleman, "Understanding Philosophy"
A myth is a religion which no longer attracts adherents.
A myth is a young female moth.
A myth is as good as a mile!
A myth is as good as my "L". The L with it.
A myth: a religion no longer drawing followers
A naive actress from Podunk - Tom
A naked American man stole my balloons
A naked general outranks a dressed wound. - Col. Potter
A naked man fears no pick pocketer
A naked man looks yummy to a mosquito!
A naked man never worries about pickpockets
A naked person fears no pickpocket
A name does not suffice if there be not a thing by law or by fact
A name is a rose, and it only smells as sweet as you are! - The Tick
A name is, as it were, the note of a thing
A nanite is a midget nanny!
A nano-second and a light-year are just a matter of time.
A nano-second is only 9 inches long.
A nanosecond is a long time in computing
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are. -- Gore Vidal
A narrative approximation of something - Tom
A narrow mind and a fat head come on the same person
A narrow mind has a broad tongue
A narrow mind is usually accompanied by a wide mouth.
A narrow vision. You, too, will be assimilated
A nasty looking dwarf throws a knife at you
A nation cannot endure Gun Control and remain free
A nation is a society united by a delusion about its ancestry and by a common hatred of its neighbours. - William Inge
A nation is just a society for hating foreigners. - Olaf Stapledon
A nation is moulded by the tests its people meet and master.
A nation of sheep feeds a government of wolves.
A nation of sheep soon becomes a government of wolves.
A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing. - Alexander Hamilton
A national sales tax? Over my dead body!
A national survey show 8 out of 5 schizophrenics agree
A natural New Yorker is a native of the present tense. - V.S. Pritchett
A natural electircal charge? - Yar
A natural talent for finding subliminal messages in ice cubes
A naughty book is seldom dusty
A navigator might drive a Horizon.
A navigator swims around in a swamp 'till he becomes a suitcase
A near miss really ought to be a collision
A nearby penny is worth a distant dollar.
A neat anything is the sign of a sick mind
A neat desk is a sign of a sick mind.
A neck is something which, if you don't stick it out, you won't into trouble up to
A need for self-defense is not a call for gun control
A needle in the hand is worth two in the chair.
A negative destroys a negative, and both make an affirmative
A negative man with no face. She would see and then go mad
A neon beacon, shining all alone in the Net.
A nerd becomes a dweeb when he goes on-line. A dweeb becomes a geek when he crosses over the line
A network of _felines_ is a catalyst
A networked SysOp's telephone bill knows no bounds!!!
A neurosis is a secret that you don't know you are keeping,,,
A never read book is always new.
A never read book is always new.
A new "Health Bill"? Did we have an old one?
A new APOGEE game is more desirable than great riches
A new RADIO for my wife... great trade!
A new broom sweeps clean, but never trust an old saw -- James Thurber
A new broom sweeps clean, but the old brush knows the corners.
A new broom sweeps clean. I suggest being patient 'till it wears a bit
A new brush sweeps clean, but the old brush knows the corners
A new century if felt, not measured. - Walter Lord, 1960, on 1900
A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He kept favoring curry
A new cigarette offers coupons good for a cemetery plot.
A new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now
A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.
A new creation in Christ!!! - 2 Cor 5:17
A new crop of eunuchs?
A new crop of eunuchs? - Mike on slaves
A new crop of eunuchs? -- Mike Nelson
A new feature with version 2.10 is the use of [command] tokens.
A new game - Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego's luggage?
A new game called L A poker... three clubs beat a king
A new game-Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego's luggage?
A new generation. A new mission. A new destiny. - Star Trek: Voyager
A new generation. A new mission. A new destiny. : Voyager
A new judgment does not make a new law, but declares the old
A new monster type for DOOM ... the "Gareth Powell" Demon
A new mother soon becomes a chief cook and bottom washer.
A new name for Political Correctness: Euphemasia.
A new order for the ages.
A new radio for my wife... great trade!
A new standard in obfuscation, ambiguity, & equivocation.
A new standard in telec############## NO CARRIER
A new tagline has arrived at http://www.taglinesgalore.com/
A new tax by anyother name still stinks
A new trademark for MicroSoft: Making Things Easier
A new twist to everything. Never think on one plane.
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure. -- Arthure "Bugs" Baer
A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices.
A newspaper is to a book as a whore is to a lady.
A nice box of chocolate provides your total daily intake of calories in one go
A nice girl has the cheek of youth in her bloomers.
A nice try *beats* a good intention
A nice, albeit outlandish, idea. Wouldn't it be great?
A nickel a grade is more expensive than a centigrade.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore - Berra
A nickel isn't worth a dime today. - Yogi Berra
A nickname is most used by blondes to boost their popularity? B.J
A nickname is the heaviest stone the devil can throw at a man.
A nighttime stroke of overbearing - Course of Empire
A nod is as good as a wink to a blind bat!
A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat. - Monty Python
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind dog
A nod's as good asa wink to a blind bat. - Monty Python
A noise with dirt on it. þ
A noisy exhaust to some almost amounts to a mating call.
A noisy noise annoys an oyster
A non-abrasive post.....time for a change
A non-swappable tag-line is in the way
A non-vegetarian anti-abortionist is a contradiction in terms
A non-vegetarian anti-abortionist is a contradiction in terms. -- Phyllis Schlafly
A nose in artificial manure is not studying nature.
A notch off the timing mark.
A notoriously surly and boorish baseball umpire returns home
A novel idea: POSTING ONLY TAGLINES IN THE TAGLINE ECHO.
A novel must be pretty good to outlive the average Kat
A novel worth reading is an education of the heart
A now cockless Kevin...
A nuclear blast can ruin your whole day
A nuclear free Middle East includes Israel
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
A nuclear war can still break your whole day
A nude cake-girl can suffer from clothestrophobia...#:-)
A nudist fears no pickpocket
A nudist has no reason to fear a pickpocket!
A nudist is a person who grins and bares it.
A nudist is one who suffers from clothestrophobia.
A nudist never has to hold out his hand to see if it is raining.
A nudist wedding makes the best man easy to identify.
A nuisance, really, but what do you expect from reptiles? --Marcus
A null e; A nall e; Slainte
A nursery is a place where nurses are made
A nut that is easy to crack is often empty
A nymph hits you -- you're hard disk feel lighter
A nymph hits you and steals your virginity.
A nymph knows how to unlock chains.
A nymph's got a fruiting vegetable with your name on it
A nymphomaniac can only count up to sex.
A nymphomaniac is a girl that can only count up to sex.
A one track mind often has a derailed train of thought
A one track mind often has its train of thought derailed
A one, a two, a doodely doodely do
A one-L lama is a Tibetan Priest; A two-L llama is a South American beast of burden; A three-L llama is a helluva fire
A one-armed fisherman tells no lies..."It was this big!"
A one-bit brain with a parity error.
A one...A two...A we know what to do! - Tom sings
A optimist invented an airplane; a pessimist a parachute
A oscillator will oscillate at the wrong frequency ...if it oscillates.
A ounce of pretension = a pound of manure!
A ounce of pretension is equal to a pound of manure
A pacifist out of necessity / always loses in a battle of wits
A packet a sunlamp? To have a handle on their bismuth
A pagan's favorite food: Pan pizza.
A page digested is better than a volume hurriedly read
A page of documentation (now) is worth four hours of work (later).
A page of history is worth a volume of logic.
A page saying "Intentionally left blank"...isn't
A paid up computer is, by definition, obsolete
A pain in the ass is a perogative of a creative mind
A pain in the ass of major dimensions. -- C.A. Desoer, on the solution of non-linear circuits
A pain in the butt may be a friend in need.
A pair of BIG boobs on my back always turns my stomach
A pair of breasts to a Bra... Thank you for your support
A paladin's worst knightmare: Dragon with a Can opener!!
A palukoo a day keeps the Trills away.
A pane short of a window.
A paperless office has about as much chance as a paperless bathroom.
A parade should have bands OR horses, but not both!
A paradigms will only buy you a cliche or two these days
A paradox can be paradoctored. (R.A.Heinlein)
A paragon of racist propaganda...Rush Limbaugh.
A paranoid is a guy who just figured out what's going on.
A paranoid is a man who knows a little of what's going on
A paranoid is a man who knows a little of what's going on. -- William S. Burroughs
A paranoid person is someone who knows what's going on
A pardox, a paradox, a most amusing paradox (W.S.Gilbert)
A parking meter is a means of buying time.
A parkway is neither a park nor a way
A part is included in the whole
A part of kindness consists in loving people more than they deserve.
A part of me knew when I first saw you - Tessa Noel
A part of the 57% that -didn't- vote for Clinton. Twice
A party? For me? Here? Uncle Fester
A passionate kiss uses up 26 calories - same you get from a Hershey's Kiss!
A passionate kiss, like a spider's web, leads to the undoing of a fly.
A pat on the back is only 6 higher than a kick in the butt
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt
A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the bum
A pat on the back is only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the seat, but it is miles ahead in results
A path leads into the forest to the east
A path without obstacles probably leads nowhere.
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against its government. -Edward Abbey, naturalist and author [1927-1989]
A patronising disposition always has a meaner side
A patronising disposition always has a meaner side
A pc is like a three ring circuit board.
A peaceful man is a contradiction in terms.
A peach Looks good With lots of fuzz. But man's no peach And never was. - Burma Shave
A pecker by any other name is still a dick.
A pedagogue gets excited over feet
A pedestal is as much a prison as any small, confined space. -- Gloria Steinem
A pedestrian hit me and went under my aircraft.
A peeping Tom once reached in and pulled DOWN Hillary's window shade
A peeping Tom reached in and pulled down Sarah Brady's window shade
A pen and paper are all you need to create a new world.
A pen is mightier than a sword except it runs out of ink.
A pen is mightier than a sword unless it runs out of ink!
A pen may run to water, but a pencil must be lead.
A pencil with no point needs no eraser
A pencil without lead could be considered pointless.
A pencil, some paper, and thou - The Ruby Die of Omar DM
A penney saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy.
A pennie earned is Cheap labor
A penny dropped lands at your feet, quarters roll 20 yds..
A penny earned is Cheap labor..
A penny earned is a king's castle
A penny earned is cheap labour
A penny earned is ridiculous
A penny earned....is cheap labor.
A penny for my thoughts!? It cost $0.25 for the bathroom!
A penny for your thought. John Heywood (1497-1580)
A penny for your thought. $20.00 to act it out.
A penny for your thoughts (or a dollar for your body).
A penny for your thoughts but $20 to act them out!
A penny for your thoughts$20 to act it out.
A penny for your thoughts$50.00 to act them out!
A penny for your thoughts, $20 to act it out...
A penny for your thoughts, $200/hr to act them out
A penny for your thoughts, a nickel for the whole brain!.
A penny for your thoughts, nickel for your kiss
A penny for your thoughts. HEY! I deserve change!
A penny for your thoughts. Twenty bucks to act them out.
A penny for your thoughts. $20 to act it out!
A penny for your thoughts. Seventeen cents for your entire brain
A penny for your thoughts.. $20 if you act it out.
A penny for your thoughts... $20 to act them out.
A penny for your thoughts...$500 to act it out....
A penny for your thoughts...Phone: (900) 2CALLME - $10 Per Minute.
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out!
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. $50 for the film
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act them out.
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to actit out $10 for a quickie!
A penny for your thoughts; twenty bucks for mine!
A penny for your thoughts; twenty quid to act it out
A penny for your thoughts? - A dollar for your death. -- The Odd Couple
A penny for your thoughts? Hey, you owe me change!
A penny saved ... is a Congressional oversight.
A penny saved but DON'T tell a liberal
A penny saved has not been spent
A penny saved is $.0072 U.S. earned
A penny saved is 1/1000th of 10 bucks
A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy.
A penny saved is 2.5g of Zinc Alloy
A penny saved is a Congressional error
A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
A penny saved is a Congressional spending oversight.
A penny saved is a Governmental oversight.
A penny saved is a congressional error.
A penny saved is a congressional oversight!
A penny saved is a delicious thing to be
A penny saved is a girl lost.
A penny saved is a parliamentary oversight.
A penny saved is a penny earned. The rest is the IRS's.
A penny saved is a penny stashed away.
A penny saved is a penny taxed
A penny saved is a penny to squander. - Ambrose Bierce
A penny saved is a penny!
A penny saved is actually a valuable Lincoln Medallion.
A penny saved is an error of the tax man!
A penny saved is bound to be taxed.
A penny saved is earned ... the rest is the IRS'
A penny saved is just another thing for the cat to knock off of the dresser,,,
A penny saved is not worth very much.
A penny saved is one cent.
A penny saved is rdiculous
A penny saved is the government's share of the nickel you earned.
A penny saved is what's left after taxes out of the dime you earned.
A penny saved is worthless.
A penny saved isn't worth much
A penny saved kills your career in government
A penny saved looks good on a loafer.
A penny saved may be a penny earned, but it's a waste of a deposit slip and it really annoys the tellers
A pension lets a person enjoy the Golden Years with dignity . . . not much money but dignity
A people that can do as it pleases will hardly be wise. - Machiavelli
A percussionist's math is done in algabreic cymbals
A perdillion, kerjillion dollars - Crow
A perennial is a flower that continues to live after it dies.
A perfect 10 is a 4 and a 6-pack!
A perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 am.
A perfect mathematical relation between parts of a body. - Pythagoras
A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes
A perfect woman is one that is inflated to 40 psi.
A perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.
A perfectionist: A person who can't enjoy Tchaikovsky's music without knowing how to spell his name.
A perfectly calm day will turn gusty the instant you drop a $20 bill
A perfectly calm day will turn gusty the instant you drop a $20 bill
A perfectly calm day will turn gusty the instant you drop a $20 bill
A perfectly normal person is rare in our civilization
A period is merely a semi-comma.
A permenant set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars and eight cuspidors
A peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common? They both have a black box
A perpetual desire for power after power. - Hobbes
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
A perpetual holiday is a good working defintion of hell - G B Shaw
A pers
A person all wrapped up in himself generally makes a pretty small package. - E. Joseph Cossman
A person all wrapped up in himself makes a pretty small package!
A person born in May should drive a Taurus.
A person can be poor at history, but great on dates.
A person deeply in debt might drive a Charger.
A person does not have a sense of humor, it has you.
A person forgives only when he is in the wrong
A person has a fundamental right to defend themselves!
A person in a passion is riding a mad horse.
A person in the 100% tax bracket is called a slave
A person is a lion in his own cause.
A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
A person is known by the company he keeps.
A person is not old until regrets take the place of dreams
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times
A person must rock the boat to get ahead
A person needs only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape.
A person never tells you anything until contradicted.
A person never truly dies, as long as they are remembered
A person paints with his brains and not with his hands.
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents. -G. C. Lichtenberg
A person should be safe from predators inside his own house - Calvin
A person should be safe from predators inside his own house - Calvin
A person should live forever, or die trying.
A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying
A person slow to anger is better than the mighty.
A person starts to live when he can live outside himself. - Albert Einstein
A person that can't BBS becomes ex-communicated
A person that has birthdays lives longer
A person that stands for nothing will fall for anything.
A person usually has two reasons for doing something: a good reason and the real reason. - John Pierpont Morgan
A person who *won't* be blackmailed, *can't* be blackmailed.
A person who can speak but one language: An *AMERICAN.*
A person who can take an aspirin at a drinking fountain deserves to get well
A person who can't lead and won't follow makes a dandy roadblock.
A person who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal
A person who hunts using birds of prey might drive a Falcon.
A person who is wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle
A person who isn't making waves isn't paddling hard enough.
A person who looks up to God rarely looks down on People
A person who never made a mistake is a person who never did anything.
A person who says "I'm enlightened!" probably isn't. "Baba Ram Dass"
A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat in mind
A person who smiles when things go wrong knows who to blame.
A person who takes smug pride in telling the blunt truth is a sadist
A person who thinks lojikally provides a deep kontrast to the real world.
A person who truly looks up to God rarely looks down on people
A person who truly looks up to God rarely looks down on people
A person who won't think has no advantage over one who can't think. -- Paul Lutus
A person will never starve who feeds on the promises of God.
A person with a gun is a citizen. A person without a gun is a subject.
A person with a gun is a citizen; without, a subject
A person with a gun: a citizen; a person without a gun: a subject.
A person with no friends doesn't have a single Zucchini to his name!
A person with one watch knows what time it is; a person with two watches is never sure. Proverb
A person with two watches is never sure what time it is.
A person without a Kat is like a tagline without a point
A person without a navel lives within all of us.
A person's got to know his limitations to avoid failure.
A person's language is an index of his mind
A person's strongest dreams are about what he can't do.
A personal receiver? - Kirk
A persuasion is a terrible thing
A perversion of nature -- how exciting!
A perversion of nature... How exciting!
A perverted mind is a terrible thing to waste
A pessimist burns his bridges before he gets to them.
A pessimist complains about noise when opportunity knocks
A pessimist is a man who feels that all women are bad; an optimist hopes so,,,
A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist. -- Elbert Hubbard
A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist. -- Elbert Hubbard
A pessimist is a married optimist
A pessimist is a person who fears this is true
A pessimist is a person who mourns the future
A pessimist is a well informed optimist.
A pessimist is an optimist with experience
A pessimist is never disappointed.
A pessimist is one who looks both ways in a one-way street
A pessimist mourns the future,,,.
A pessimist sees calamity in every opportunity.
A pessimist sees calamity in every opportunity.
A pessimist thinks all women are bad; an optimist wishes they were.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
A pest is a man that can talk like an encyclopedia - and does
A pest: A friend in need.
A pet beaver! I'll be dammed!
A phasar on stun is like a day without orange juice.
A phaser *is* The Universal Translator. - Worf
A phaser *is* the universal communicator. -- Worf
A phaser beats four aces. -- Worf
A phaser is a universal communication device. þ Worf
A phaser is an universal communicator. - Worf
A phaser on stun is like a day without orange juice.
A phaser on stun is like a morning without coffee.
A phaser on stun is like kissing your sister
A phazer is the universal communicator
A phelbotomist's work is all in vein
A philosopher always knows what to do until it happens to
A philosopher has a problem to fit every solution
A philosopher is merely someone who admits his own neuroses.
A philosophy that can be put in a nutshell, belongs there
A philsopher is merely someone who admits his own neuroses.
A phone call costs less than you think. Soon it'll cost more than you believe
A phone call? --Riker
A phone rings, there is a knock on the door. It's time to go. -JM
A photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on.
A photon torpedo can ruin your whole day
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms. - George Wald
A physicist is just an atom's way of looking at itself. - Niels Bohr
A physicist is seldom dusty
A piano is a harp in a coffin.
A piano is a piano is a piano. - Gertrude Steinway
A piano stool - and I thought pianos were housebroken!
A picket..a pocket.. a packet..you read mine did I see yours...?
A picnic at the slag heap!? Thanks mom! - Crow T. Robot
A picture is a poem without words.
A picture is worth 1,000 words, especially a naked one
A picture is worth 1000 words? PKZIP *.TXT == *.GIF
A picture is worth a 1000 words & occupies about 120k
A picture is worth a thousand words, but takes up more disk space
A picture is worth a thousand words; a slide show is both.
A picture may be worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand times more memory.
A picture of a radio! What's an RKO? Really Kinky Orgasm!
A picture of a radio! What's an RKO? Really Kinky Orgasm!
A picture of yo'mama's butt so big it weighed 10 pounds
A picture's word 1000 words, 2000 bytes, or 16000 bits.
A pig in a suit is still a pig
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes
A pigeon can still make a deposit on a new Mercedes
A pigeon on the ground is better for me and the cat.
A pile for everything, and everything in its pile.
A pill a day keeps the stork away.
A pilot might drive a Jetta.
A pinch here, a pinch there. He's a zombie - Mike
A pinch here, a pinch there... He's a zombie!
A pinch here, a pinch there... He's a zombie! -- Mike Nelson
A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps
A pinch of this & a pinch of that. Good thing the wife's not looking.
A pinch of this, a dash of that and...4 cups of wine?
A pint cannot hold a quart, Mr. Pizer. V.I.N.Cent
A pint of example is worth a gallon of advice.
A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - G.S.Patton
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood. - General George S. Patton
A pint of your best plonk please
A pinup of Kathy Bates
A pinup of Kathy Bates - Mike on picture of manly girl
A pinup of Kathy Bates-- Mike Nelson
A pious man is one who would be an atheist if the king were.
A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth
A pirate is an enemy of the human race
A pisser contre le vent, on mouille sa chemise
A pistol in every night stand & a rifle in every pickup
A piston engine? What did ya buy that for? It was on sale.
A pitcher that goes to a well too often is broken first.
A pithy saying is worth its weight in gold. -- Larry Wall
A pity. She's quite attractive. - Q
A pizza place sounds good. - Huntress
A place for everything and everything in its place. -- Isabella Mary Beeton, "The Book of Household Management"
A place for everything, and everything in your face!
A place to fnd a common ground. - Alanis Morissette
A place to hang wet tags
A place to keep potholes until needed. þ
A place where the wind calls your name --U2
A plagiarist should be made to copy the author 100 times.
A plain paper fax with a pen based interface is a letter
A plamsa storm might not >leave< any debris. - Paris
A plan SO cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel
A plan so cunning, put a tail on it and call it a weasel.
A plan with no drawbacks! - Rimmer
A planet of play things, we dance on the strings..... Rush??
A planet where APES evolved from MAN?!
A planet where APES evolved from MAN?! -- MST3K
A planet where apes evolved from men?? - Planet of the Apes
A plateau is the highest form of flattery
A platitude a day keeps the normal away.
A platitude is simply a truth repeated till people get tired of hearing it. -- Stanley Baldwin
A platypus could do my job - Tom as bread man
A platypus could do my job! -- Tom Servo
A platypus will be satisfying to...uhhh...I forgot
A playgirl is out for pin money, but she doesn't sew!
A pleasant face man steps up to greet you RUSH Twilight Zone
A pleasant illusion is better than a harsh reality.
A pleasant murderer is one who takes life cheerfully.
A pleasant state of mind tends to bring abnormal back to normal
A pleasure I'm.....I'm sure. - Bashir
A pleasure to finally meet you, sir. - Kirk
A pleasure to meet you. - Winn
A pleasure trip is defined as driving your mother-in-law back home
A pledge pin? On your uniform?
A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.
A plumber's ad: "Don't sleep with a drip tonight. Call a plumber."
A poem a day keeps the psychiartist away.
A poem is never finished, only abandoned. - Paul Valery
A poem is truer than life
A poem should say one thing and mean something else. - Robert Frost
A poem, whose subject is not truth, but things like truth
A poet is a kind of liar who always speaks the truth.
A poet might drive a Stanza.
A poet reading his verse in public has a nasty habit.
A poet who reads his verse in public may have other bad habits.
A point in every direction is the same as no direction
A point in every direction is the same as no point at all
A point in the space time continuum.
A point of my own!
A point of view is a matter of perspective
A pointer is a sic dog.
A pointy head is the sign of a sharp mind.
A poker face carved in marble. - La Rue
A polar bear is a bear whose coordinates has been changed in terms of sine and cosine.
A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform
A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform
A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
A police state is GREAT when you're the police!
A police state is a wonderful thing - if you're the police.
A police state is great when you're the police!
A police state is great, as long as you are the police.
A political career comes to a screeching halt
A political career comes to a screeching halt. -- Mike Nelson
A political party is organized opinion
A political party is organized opinion. - Disraeli
A political war is one in which everyone shoots from the lip
A politician double-crosses any bridge he comes to.
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Texas Guinan
A politician is a person who approaches a question with an open mouth
A politician is a person who approaches every subject with an open mouth
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the
A politician makes waves, then expects to be made captain of the ship
A politician one that would circumvent God.
A politician's favourite breakfast? Waffles.
A politician's generosity is only limited by your income.
A politicians worst nightmare? An intelligent voter with a memory!
A pollutant is an out of place resource
A polygon is another name for a Mormon!!!!
A pony, an ironing board & some stirrup pants! - Crow
A pony: a big juicy one, grilled to perfection - Baby's
A poor crazy person: insane. A rich crazy person: eccentric.
A poor excuse for protoplasm
A poor excuse is better than a Conservative's "facts"!
A poor excuse is better than a liberal's excuse!
A poor excuse is better than no excuse at all
A poor excuse is better than no excuse! <g>
A poor man is one who gets his money by earning it.
A poor man is one who works for his money.
A poor man voting Democrat is like a chicken voting for Col. Sanders
A poor man's bagpipe: Stuff cat (1) under arm. Pull leg. Chew on tail.
A poor man's holodeck: A tab of acid and a glass of water.
A port of call for diplomates and pissed-off Trek writers
A possessed rat? The return of 'Ben'? - Scully to Mulder (TDB)
A possum must be himself, and being himself he is honest. -- Walt Kelly
A potato walks into a bar and all eyes were on him!
A potion of blindness lets you see invisible things.
A potion of blindness lets you see invisible things.
A pound of Armadillo meat has 780 calories -The Calorie Factor
A pound of Flex-ex and a blasting cap cures hacking.
A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck
A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck -- Garfield
A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.
A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck. Garfield
A pound of puppies; a college of cardinals; a bowl of weevils
A pound of salt will not sweeten a single cup of tea
A power so great, it can only be used for Good or Evil!
A powerful idea communicates some of its strength to him who challenges it. - Marcel Proust
A pox on your first born, you ugly wart on a salamander's tongue!
A pox upon him for me, he's more and more a cat.
A practical man is a man who practices the errors of his forefathers. -- Lord Beaconsfield
A practicing maniac at work
A precedent embalms a principle. - Benjamin Disraeli
A precipitate avian ensnares the vermiculate creature.
A prediction is worth twenty explanations. -- K. Brecher
A preemptive nuclear flush beats a royal strike
A pregnancy never occurs in a low-paying job you hate. (Erma Bombeck)
A prejudice is an opinion with too much starch
A prejudice is an opinion with too much starch. (Jerri Lane)
A preposition is a poor word to end a sentence with.
A preposition is a terrible thing to end a sentence with
A preposition is something you never end a sentence with!
A preposition is what you don't end a sentence with. Um
A preposition must never be used to end a sentence with
A prescriptive and legitimate custom overcomes the law
A present, over which you will shed tears of joy
A presumption will stand good until the contrary is proved
A pretty .GIF is like a melody
A pretty car makes an even prettier wreck. -- Runabout
A pretty damn convenient illness. - Sheridan
A pretty girl is like a melody. I'm stuck with a rapper
A pretty girl like you shouldn't be eating alone. -- Odo to Kira
A pretty woman can do anything; an ugly woman must do everything
A pretty woman is a MAGICAL thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A pretty woman is a welcome guest.
A priceless jewel!
A prickly pair: two nudists running through the woods!
A priest can get the gods to listen easily.
A priest can go to hell just like anyone else.
A priest gets defrocked: does a general get disordered?
A priest gets defrocked: does a sailor get disgusted?
A priest gets defrocked; does a CEO get downsized?
A priest gets defrocked; does a bookie get unhorsed?
A priest gets defrocked; does a carpenter get unframed?
A priest gets defrocked; does a cashier get unregistered?
A priest gets defrocked; does a draftsman get erased?
A priest gets defrocked; does a farmer get uncowed?
A priest gets defrocked; does a fisherman get deodorized?
A priest gets defrocked; does a gardener get deflowered?
A priest gets defrocked; does a hooker get unscrewed?
A priest gets defrocked; does a janitor get unwashed?
A priest gets defrocked; does a model get deposed?
A priest gets defrocked; does a programmer get dBASEd?
A priest gets defrocked; does a realtor get distracted?
A priest gets defrocked; does a sculptor get busted?
A priest gets defrocked; does a sysop get UNZIPped?
A priest gets defrocked; does a waiter get betrayed?
A priest gets defrocked; does an actor get defamed?
A priest gets defrocked; does an altar boy get delighted?
A priest gets defrocked; does an electrician get defused?
A priest gets defrocked; is a cabinetmaker unhinged?
A priest gets defrocked; is a salesman decommissioned?
A priest gets defrocked; is a salesman disconnected?
A priestess and a virgin you might be, but that unicorn won't care.
A prig is a fellow who is always making you a present of his opinions. -- George Eliot
A prime candidate for natural deselection
A princess should not be afraid -- not with a brave knight to protect her. -- McCoy, "Shore Leave"
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light
A printer says to another printer, who fonted!
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. -- Sir Winston Churchill, 1952
A private sin is not so prejudicial in the world as a public indecency
A private sin is not so prejudicial in the world as a public indecency. -- Miguel de Cervantes
A privilege is a personal benefit and dies with the person
A privilege is, as it were, a private law
A probe wasted 20 minutes of my life & all I got was this damn flute!
A problem can be found for almost every solution.
A problem drinker is one who never buys
A problem found by appraisal must be found and fixed each time it occurs
A problem found by solution is gone forever
A problem is just an opportunity dereferenced with a null pointer
A problem that does not cause difficulty is not a problem.
A problem well stated is a problem half solved
A problem with Spitting Mail is Drooling Taglines
A procrastinator has wait problems.
A procrastinator's work is never done.
A procrastinator's work is never started.
A proctologist is a doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice
A product of Klingon science.
A product with 'ZERO DEFECTS' doesn't ship!
A production of the digitally insane.
A production of the information-addicted insane.
A productive drunk is the bane of moralists.
A professional bowler might drive a Fairlane.
A professional does a good job even when he doesn't feel like it
A professional is one who does a good job even when he do
A professional is one who does a good job even when he doesn't feel like
A professional is someone who can do his best work when he doesn't feel like it. -Alistair Cooke [1908-2004]
A professional writer is an amateur that didn't quit. -R. Bach
A professional writer is an amateur that didn't quit. -R. Bach
A professional: One who does a good job even if he doesn't feel like it.
A professor is a person who talks in someone else's sleep
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. W.H. Auden (1907-1973)
A professor is someone who talks in somebody else's sleep.
A program has at least 1 variable, 1 branch, 1 loop.... and 1 bug!
A program is a bug's way of making more bugs
A program is a device used to convert data into error messages
A program is a tool for turning data into error messages.
A program is used to convert data into error messages.
A program is using you
A program should follow the "Law of Least Astonishment."
A program that has no bugs, is obsolete
A program that runs is a program that hasn't crashed yet
A programmer and his mind are soon parted
A programmer is a machine that convert coffee into programs
A programmer's work is never done THANKS TO THE LEECHES!
A programmer's work is never done. <Sigh!>
A programmer's work is never done. <Sigh!>
A programmer: A machine for converting coffee to software
A programmers is a bug's way of making more bugs
A programming language is low-level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant
A prohibitionist is the sort of man one wouldn't care to drink with -- even if he drank. -- H.L. Mencken
A project not worth doing at all is not worth doing well.
A project of the digitally insane
A proliferation of new laws creates a proliferation of new loophles.
A promise is a promise, Lt. Dan. Forrest Gump
A promise is just a promise, the keeper of a promise is a saint
A promise is only as good as the word of the person who makes it.
A propeller is as a fan to keep the pilot cool.
A proper Tagline should be a good sign of a sick mind.
A proper perspective about one's history is vital. -- Disraeli
A prophet is not without honour except in his own country
A propos M$DOS : Eát Scheiáe - eine Milliarde Fliegen kann sich nicht irren !
A prostitute. She can wash her crack and sell it again!
A protest singer, he's singing a protest song
A proud Windows running member of this echo@!%#*@ NO CARRI
A proud member of PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals.
A proud member of the OMX steering committee
A proud registered owner of BlueWave v2.12!
A proud supporter of Crusty the Clown's Telethon for Motion Sickness.
A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
A proverb is no proverb to you till life has illustrated it. (John Keats)
A proviso is to provide for the present and the future, not the past
A prudent man does not make a goat his gardener.
A prudent question is one- half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon
A prudent question is one-half of wisdom.
A prudent question is one-half wisdom. - Francis Bacon
A prune is a plum with experience.
A prune is just a plum with more experience
A pseudonym is a nym that is not your real nym.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free
A pubic hair is not a wild rabbit
A public opinion poll is no substitute for thought.
A public right cannot be changed by private agreement
A pun is 2/3 PU
A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first.
A pun is the lowest form of wit, therefore it is the foundation of all wit
A punishment inflicted on a few, causes a dread to all
A pupil from whom nothing difficult is demanded will never do all he can
A puppet is a terrible thing to waste
A puppy is God's way of telling you NOTHING is child-proof!
A puritan is cheap labor
A purring cat & a glowing fireplace makes winter bearable
A push in the bush is worth two in the hand
A pushing sort of girl, a very pushing little person.
A pussy is like a potato chip - You can't eat just one
A pussy, by any other name, still does NOT smell like a rose!
A puzzled Keiko heard Miles ask for her to knit him a warm "Cardie."
A quality which ought to form a part, is easily presumed
A quantum leap forward
A quart low.
A quart of water in this tiny thing??? - Blonde making Kool Aid
A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.
A quartet is four people who think the other three can't sing.
A query a day, keeps the DOC's away!
A question hangs in the haze -- when will you rage
A question suppressed may be an Ancestor lost.
A question suppressed might be an answer lost!
A quick 8 beats a slow 10
A quick response is worth a thousand logical responses.
A quick thrust pinks your left arm, and blood starts to trickle down
A quick wit and a quick temper. What more could you want?
A quick wit and a quiet temper - why ask for more?
A quick wit and a quiet temper. What more could you want?
A quick wit and a quiet temper. Why ask for more?
A quiet consience makes one serene. - Lord Byron
A quill shall be my bow, and ink- its arrows. -- Jennifer Mulcahy
A quitter never wins - A winner never quits
A quiz in Cosmo? How unusual - Tom
A quoted tear-line is wasted bandwidth
A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
A rabbit can blow its ears off by sneezing.
A rabbit can blow its ears off by sneezing.
A rabbit will blink when struck with a hammer.
A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense.
A raccoon tangled with a 23,000 volt line today. The results blacked out 1400 homes and, of course, one raccoon. -- Steel City News
A race of ham radio operators - Crow on alien equipment
A race of ham radio operators. -- Crow T. Robot
A race on a scorching day ended in a dead heat
A race to the finish ... XPRESS DERBY!
A race to the rear proceeds with Safeway adding sugar to their juus.
A racetrack is a place where windows clean people.
A racetrack is a place where windows clean people.
A radical is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air
A radical is anyone whose opinions differ radically from mine
A radical- has both feet firmly planted in the air
A radioactive cat has 18 half-lives.
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
A rainy vacation is like 2 weeks in a carwash!
A ramp is a staircase in Hi-Res
A rancher let his cows roam anywhere they wished, letting the chips fall where they may.
A random toss - the only true justice. - Two-Face
A random toss - the only true justice. - Two-Face
A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.
A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. - Liberal evolution drivel
A rather barbaric period in your American history. - Spock
A ratio of failures is built into the process of writing.<Atwood>
A re-edit a day keeps those nasty moderators away!
A reactionary is a man whose political opinions always manage to keep up with yesterday
A real 'Pier Review' ~~~> Stuff I don't like just gets thrown into the lake.
A real bbs makes ansi-standard pizza available for download
A real book is not one that is read, but one that reads us.
A real deep concern
A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without having his neighbour notice it. -- Trygve Lie
A real emergency smut shipment - Crow
A real environmentalist chlorophylls his farts
A real fast ant does things in an instANT.
A real fisherman always prays his knot will hold!
A real fisherman always prays his line is the right weight test!
A real fisherman always remembers what he forgot, after the launch!
A real fisherman can 'trailer' his boat by himself!
A real fisherman can be very a-luring!
A real fisherman can do it anywhere, on, in or by the water!
A real fisherman can tell you about his first catch!
A real fisherman doesn't have to be a tournment winner!
A real fisherman has a boat motor with equal horsepower to his truck!
A real fisherman has a story about 'the big one that got away'!
A real fisherman has at least one lure that never caught a fish!
A real fisherman has at least one rusty tool in his tackle box!
A real fisherman has at least one story about being 'hooked'!
A real fisherman has given away fish, because 'he caught the limit'!
A real fisherman has hooked a tree more than once!
A real fisherman has more than two rods with different reels on each!
A real fisherman has run out of boat gas at least once!
A real fisherman has sworn he will not loose another strike!
A real fisherman knows a smart fish never gets caught!
A real fisherman knows all the right TV shows to watch!
A real fisherman knows how to open a can of worms!
A real fisherman knows how to use his worm!
A real fisherman knows the exact count of his best day!
A real fisherman knows the exact size and date of his biggest catch!
A real fisherman leaves an area cleaner than when he arrived!
A real fisherman makes sure his license is up-to-date!
A real fisherman needs no excuse!
A real fisherman never has a full freezer!
A real fisherman never has a full tackle box!
A real fisherman never has enough time to fish!
A real fisherman will always sharpen a new hook!
A real fisherman will fish in any weather... if they're bitin' !
A real fisherman will never go hungry!
A real fisherman will never tell which bait was used for his catch!
A real friend is hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget
A real friend is like a diamond, precious and rare
A real friend is someone who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself
A real friend is someone who brings out the best in me
A real friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else
A real friend is someone who knows all about you and still respects you
A real friend is someone who treat you kindly behind your back
A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest walks out
A real friend is someone you can use over and over again
A real friend isn't someone you use once and then throw away
A real friend isn't someone you use once and then throw away. A real friend is someone you can use over and over again
A real friend remembers only the birthday
A real friend remembers only the birthday and not the age.
A real friend remembers only the birthday.
A real gentleman never takes bases unless he really has to. -- Overheard in an algebra lecture
A real hacker goes down with his newsfeed
A real know-it-all: A barber who moonlights as a cabbie
A real life? Which BBS can I download that from?
A real life? Then where's my instruction book?
A real man is he whose goodness is a part of himself
A real man logon before breakfeast
A real man takes care of his children!
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works
A real person has two reasons for doing anything ... a good reason and the real reason
A real poncho or on a line editor, o Sidhai!
A real programmer has keyboard dents in his forehead
A real programmer's girlfriend wears a G$.
A real rocket scientist!
A real sepia-tone has come over the crowd - Tom
A reality check just bounced
A really busy person never knows how much (s)he weighs. (E.W. Howe)
A really busy person never knows how much he ways
A really great man is one who makes others feel great!
A really plain woman is one who however beautiful, neglects to charm.
A really trivial use for dark powers
A realm of immortality that creates a barrier from reality
A ream of proctologists.
A reason cannot always be given for the institutions of our ancestors
A reason for doing it is not an excuse to avoid responsibility for it.
A reasonable Conservative is hard to find.
A reasonable concern. - Sisko
A reasonable custom is to be obeyed like law
A reasonable liberal is Hard to Find
A reasonable man accomplishes nothing
A recent psychic fair was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
A recent study says that 90% of men masturbate in the shower: The other
A recent survey shows that 9 out of 10 people hate surveys
A recession is what takes the wind out of your sales.
A recipe at this point would be irrelevant, right?
A recipe doesn't belong to anyone - Edward Espe Brown
A recipe is a terrible thing to waste.
A recipe is merely the launch pad to gastronomic adventure
A recipe is nothing without opportunity.
A red light means the next six cars may go through the intersection
A red nose can be the result of sunshine or moonshine.
A red rose for you... @>--->---
A red spaceship on the monitor, your vileness Calvin
A red-neck's last words.."Hey, Y'all, Watch this!!"
A redhead a day will Kill you! (but what a way to go!!!!)
A redhead a day will age you quickly (but you'll never have more Fun!)
A redhead a day will wear you out!
A redhead between 2 blondes usually results in a fight!
A redhead favorite university? Auburn!
A redhead is a tight a$$ broad...But a blonde is FUNderful
A redhead's favorite university? Auburn, of course!
A redhead's mating call is ... what blondes??
A redhead's speed limit is 68, at 69 she blows a rod!
A redhead: Antidote for a boring life.
A redheaded mistress in leather, be afraid, be very afraid!
A reel fisherman can tell you about being 'hooked'!
A reel fisherman has more than two rods with different reels on each!
A reform is a correction of abuses; a revolution is a transfer of power. Edward Bulwer-Lytton
A registered owner of Blue Wave Message Reader - AND PROU
A registered unregistered Megamail Reader
A registered user of Blue Wave since v.1.5, AND PROUD OF IT!!!
A registered user of Telix and Liberator
A regular three ring cervix
A relationship is a terrible thing to waste
A religion based on the Goddess of COnfusion? It is utter madness!
A religion is a cult with an adequate army.
A religion is a heresy with an adequate army.
A religion is a heresy with an army.
A religion is an heresy with an adequate army
A religion is nothing but a cult with political power.
A religion without a Goddess is halfway to atheism!
A religion without mystery must be a religion without God.
A religion! How weird! But you shouldn't have laughed.
A religious belief ceases to be a moral value when it practices discrimination, denies people freedoms or rights protected for others based solely on characteristics of their being.
A religious extravaganza without women is merely a sermon
A religious extravaganza without women is merely a sermon
A religious sect for baldies - Hairy Krishna
A remarkable experience, Commander. - Data
A remarkable human demonstration of the domino effect ensued
A reminder: English is the universal language
A remote control to locate your other remote controls.
A repeater lets more people hear you make an a** of yourself. :-}
A replacement must be requested as soon as possible. - HoloDoc
A reptile ate my .REP file
A response would be appreciated.
A retentive memory is a good thing, but the ability to forget is the true token of greatness. - Elbert Hubbard
A return with no gosub.
A reverend wanted to telephone another reverend. He told the operator, "This is a parson to parson call."
A revolution is legal if it succeeds. (Jon Thorlaksson)
A revolving concretion of earthy or mineral matter accumulates no congeries of small, green bryophytic plant
A revolving lithic conglomerate accrues no lichen.
A rhino is a hippopotamus with a radiator cap.
A rich man's joke is always funny - Thomas Brown
A right DELAYED is a right DENIED. - Martin Luther King, Jr
A right cannot arise from a wrong
A right delayed is a right denied
A right delayed is a right denied -- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
A right delayed is a right denied.
A right delayed is a right denied. -- M.L. King
A right delayed is a right denied. -- Martin Luther King
A right descends, not the land
A right is not what someone gives you; it's what no one can take from you. -- Ramsey Clark
A right isn't a right unless it's right.
A right owning to a possessor accrues to a successor
A right winger's IQ is the inverse of the number of flames he posts.
A righteous man has regard for the life of his beast. Prov. 12:10
A rind is a terrible thing to taste.
A ring of conflict is a bad thing if there is a nurse in the room.
A riskless democracy is an oxymoron.
A road map always tells you everything except how to refold it.
A road map will tell us everything we need to know-- EXCEPT how to fold it up again
A roadie from Sea Hunt - Crow on scuba diver
A roaring bore, eh Alice?
A robin redbreast in a cage Puts all Heaven in a rage. -- Blake
A robin redbreast in a cage Sets all heaven in a rage. - William Blake
A rock ----->me<----- A hard place.
A rock store eventually closed down; they were taking too much for granite
A rod is for the back of him that is void of understanding.-Pr.10:13
A rodeo star might drive a Bronco.
A rolling CPU gathers no CMOS.
A rolling clone gathers no DOS
A rolling disk gathers no DOS. Huh?!
A rolling disk gathers no MOS
A rolling fat woman gathers no flour.
A rolling stone gathers momentum.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
A rolling stone gathers no moss. Unless it's Odo
A rolling stone gathers no moss. -- Publilius Syrus
A rolling stone gets the worm.
A rolling stone has automatic right-of-way
A rolling stone is a singing rock group.
A rolling stone is better than a bird in the hand.
A rolling stone is liable to kill you.
A rolling stone makes you flat.
A rolling stone smashes objects in its path.
A rolling stone will squish you flat
A roofer faces involuntary manslaughter charges after eavesdropping.
A room should reflect its occupant.
A room temperature IQ.
A room with no books is a body with no soul --Latin adage
A room without a book is like a heart without a soul -- Plato
A room without books is as a body without a soul
A rooster clucks defiance - but a lawyer . . .
A rooster clucks defiance, whereas a lawyer
A rooster clucks defiance-- but a lawyer. . .
A rooster clucks defiance. A lawyer
A rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, yo mama says any-cock'll do.
A root is a flower that disdains fame.
A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran
A rose by any other name
A rose by any other name . . .
A rose by any other name ain't a rose--Liberal motto
A rose by any other name is damn confusing! ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
A rose by any other name is more confusing. -- G. Stein
A rose by any other name is still a titty bar!
A rose by any other name still attracts aphids.
A rose by any other name still has thorns
A rose by any other name would be really weird.
A rose by any other name would stick you just as bad and draw just as much blood when you grab a thorn.
A rose by any other name would still attract aphids.
A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet.
A rose by any other name.. But Taco Bell Isn't a Mexican Phone Company
A rose by any other name... Hmmm... How 'bout George?
A rose by any other name....might be a skunk.
A rose for @F. --'---,---{@
A rose for @TO@. ---<--<-@
A rose for @TOFIRST@. --'---,---{@
A rose for Jeni Morgan. ---<--<-@.
A rose for Orville Bullitt. ---<--<-@.
A rose for Steve Boisvenue ---<--<-@
A rose for the @F: ----'--,-{@
A rose for you--> --'---,---{@
A rose in a banana forest is, after all, only a weed
A rose is a rose but Qmail by another name is just a clone
A rose is a rose is a rose is a ---'---,---{@
A rose is a rose is a rose... ----'{-,-{@
A rose is a rose, but a decent enchilada... Now you're talking!
A rose is a rose... Unless it's Odo
A rose is beautiful in whatever garden it blooms.
A rose is not a rose when it's a brick.
A rose is not a rose when it's an exploding palukoo.
A rose will always smell sweet.
A rough ASCII date would be helpful too.
A royal Egyptian passing gas is a toot uncommon.
A rubber is just a cover for an inner tube.
A rule of thumb in the matter of medical advice is to take everything any doctor says with a grain of aspirin
A ruminating animal chews its cubs
A rumor doesn't gain credence until it's officially denied
A rumor has no legs but gets around anyway
A rumor has no legs but spreads anyway.
A rumor is about as hard to unspread as butter.
A rumor will travel fastest to the place where it will do the most damage
A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way
A rumour has it that NT means Not Tested
A rumour without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
A rump of couch potatoes
A runaway nun never speaks well of her convent
A running man can slit a thousand throats in one night. - Klingon proverb
A running mate is a husband who dared to talk back.
A running mate is a wife who dared to talk back.
A running program is the moment of truth
A rusty old bachelor thinks it is a woman, and not her wrongs, that ought to be redressed
A rut is a grave with both ends kicked out
A rut is just a grave with a ramp at either end.
A sad spektakl: Bradata zena pojede celo pile!!! :))))
A sad svi na svoje radne zadatke!
A sada GIV MI GIV MI subinu, sto ja volim zenu
A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule
A sadist is a person who is kind to a masochist.
A sadness shared is a sadness halved.
A sadomasochistist might drive a Marquis.
A safe economical way to inflict evil on the world -Dr. F
A safe economical way to inflict evil on the world. -- Forrester
A safe sperm gathers no defects.
A sailor has ties to home but is knot there often.,,,
A saint is a dead sinner revised and edited.
A saint is a dead sinner revised and edited.
A saint is a dead sinner, revised and edited. (Ambrose Bierce)
A salad bar with a decorative snot guard!!
A salesman interrupted my computer session. I gave him a cold boot
A salute to No Panty Lines - Tom on girl dancer
A salute to No-Panty-Lines! -- Tom Servo
A salute to careful shaving - Tom Servo on hula girls
A salute to careful shaving. -- Tom Servo
A satellite dish isn't something the astronauts eat from.
A satisfied customer tells few people. Unsatisfied ones tell everyone!
A satisfied virgin is a virgin no longer
A satisfied virgin is no longer a virgin.
A sausage short of a barbecue.
A savage primitive, that Ringo.
A saved ZIP file is like sex. You can use it over and ove
A scallop has 35 eyes.
A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that. - William Shakespeare
A scarecrow is outstanding in its own field
A scared and confused player is a wonderful thing to behold.-A Maclean
A scheme is not a vision - Leonard Cohen
A schizophrenic can be all people, to all things.
A schizophrenic vampire has a bad crick in its neck.
A schizophrenic vampire has a lot of holes in his neck.
A scholar knows no boredom. -Jean Paul Richter, writer (1763-1825)
A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu
A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu
A school: Building with four walls and tomorrow inside.
A science magazine publisher might drive an Omni.
A scientist is a man who develops powerful proofs
A scientist must be absolutely like a child
A scone is a biscuit that's gone to college.
A scoundrel has neither morals nor honor.
A scout of guides *and* a guide of scouts
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. --Jack Benny
A scratch? You're arm's off! -- King Arthur
A scratch? You're arm's off! -- King Arthur
A scratch? Your arm's off!
A scratch? Your arms off! --Monty Python
A screaming comes across the sky
A sculptor might drive a Contour.
A sea gull landed on a channel marker, buoy meets gull.
A seamstress tucks up frills, a trumpet player...
A seamstress tucks up frills, while a trombone player
A seamstress tucks up frills. A trumpet player
A search for wisdom withoout God ends in deception.
A seat? I think there`s space in the Final Front Tier
A second Childhood?? Hell, I'd like to have my first!
A second class effort is a first class mistake
A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
A second marriage is when optimism exceeds experience.
A second phone! Of course! - Bell Well, DUH!!!! - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
A secret admirer of Rush Limbaugh? <VOMIT!> ... <BG>
A secret agent! On *WHOSE* side?!?!?!? - Sherriff J. W. Pepper
A secret prize in every call.
A secret, inner, manly place that only men can know -- Crow
A secret. Shhh. Keep it to yourself. Really. Don't te
A secret: something told to only one person at a time
A secretary becomes a permanent fixture when screwed on desk.
A sect or party is an elegant incognito devised to save a man from the vexation of thinking. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals, 1831
A secwet onwy wecentwy intwoduced to the westewn wowd! N+
A seed hidden in the heart of an apple is an orchard invisible.
A seeming ignorance is often a most necessary part of worldly knowledge.
A self addressed envelope would be addressed to Envelope .....RIGHT?
A self-addressed envelope would be addressed "envelope"
A self-addressed envelope would be addressed to "Envelope", right?
A self-made man will be amazed at the number of alterations made when he marries.
A self-made man worships his own creator
A self-made man? Yes - and worships his creator.
A self-made man? Yes - and worships his creator. - Cowper (1731-1800)
A self-starting oscillator won't.
A semi-final is, as we all know, a semi-final - it's the old cliche.
A seminar on "Time Travel" will be held 2 weeks ago.
A seminar on Time Travel was held in 1939; two weeks from @SDATE@
A seminar on Time Travel was held in two weeks
A seminar on Time Travel was held last next Monday
A seminar on Time Travel will be held 2 weeks ago
A seminar on Time Travel will be held yesterday
A seminar on Time Travel would be useless.
A seminar on time travel will be held last week.
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
A semitone flat on the high notes.
A sense of decency is often a decent man's undoing.
A sense of humor is mandatory when living with a cat
A sense of humor is the best revenge.
A sense of humor like mine will not go unpunished.
A sense of humour is just common sense, dancing.
A sense of humour is the difference between ambition and achievement
A sense of humour means looking at things from an offbeat angle.
A sense of wrong doing is an enhancement of pleasure.
A sentence is worth a thousand words
A sentient 1701-D: "Hey there, DS9 - wanna dock?"
A sentient 1701-D: Engage it yourself, Picard!
A sentient 1701-D: Hey there, DS9, wanna dock?
A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself. -- Don Marquis
A serial killer's a person in your neighborhood
A series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? Successive approximation
A service not asked for, neither God nor man is thankful for
A service of the The Northeast Ohio (USA) PC User Group (NEOPC)
A set of German taglines:
A seven corpse meal! -- Tom Servo
A seven course meal to a man is a hoagie and 6-pack!
A seven day honeymoon makes a hole weak
A sex survey? No, I'm sorry, I have a headache.
A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing
A sexual innuendo a day keeps Dr. Ruth away.
A sexy bikini is simply the tops!
A shaken Phil Silvers attempts to flee the set
A shallow man can drown in his own bile
A shame, Captainit would gots been Glorious!
A shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume
A share in two revolutions is living to some purpose. -- Paine
A share violation is a liberal trying to 'share' my assets!
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A sharp knife is nothing without a sharp eye. -- Koloth
A sharp object will always propel a character upward
A sharp stick in the eye is better than a liberal in power
A sharp tongue and a dull mind are found in the same head
A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the s
A sharp tongue can cut your throat
A sharp tongue is the only tool that grows keener with constant use
A sheep doesn't fly so much as plummet! M. Python
A sheep doesn't stop screwing after the honeymoon
A sheep doesn't think it's demeaning or kinky to do it doggy style.
A sheep in wolf's clothing? Must be a black sheep
A sheep never has a headache.
A sheep never wears curlers and a mud pack to bed
A sheep never yells at you for leaving the lid up.
A sheep will never ask if you'll still respect her in the morning.
A sheep will never ask you to stop on the way home from work and pick up a box of tampons
A sheep will never complain about the spittoon in your pickup
A sheep will never leave a vibrator on the living room couch when you're having friends over to watch football
A sheep will never sue you for alimony.
A sheep will never tell you the ceiling needs to be painted while you're screwing
A sheep will never throw out your old copies of Playboy
A sheep won't care if you like her sister.
A sheep won't care if your secretary is better looking than she is.
A sheep won't care of you keep your fish bait in the refrigerator.
A sheep won't expect you to pay...and pay...and pay...and pay
A sheep won't get drunk and throw up in your car
A sheep won't get even with you by spending your paycheck on new clothes, none of which are see-through or meant to be worn in the bedroom
A sheep won't give your favorite hunting shirt to Goodwill.
A sheep won't leave wet nylons hanging all over the bathroom.
A sheep won't mind if you put up mirrors in the bedroom
A sheep won't send you out for batteries for her vibrator
A sheep won't spend your paycheck on new clothes.
A sheep won't think that a weekend stay-over entitles her to rearrange your furniture and put up new curtains
A sheep won't use your razor to shave it's legs
A sheep won't use your razor to shave it's legs, or your pocketknife to open a paint can
A sheep won't use your razor to shave it's legs.
A sheep: is a tampon for an elephant.
A shin is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
A shin is a tool used for finding furniture in the dark.
A shining beacon in an electronic void
A shining beacon in space, all alone in the night. --B5
A shining beacon in space, all alone in the night.-B5 2nd season
A shining beacon of garish neon signs and tourist traps
A shining beacon, all alone in the Net. This is the echo, Terok Nor.
A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer... -- Scar
A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships were built for.
A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are.
A ship on the beach is a lighthouse to the sea
A ship on the beach is a lighthouse to the sea. - Dutch proverb
A ship that never leaves the harbor is always safe.
A ship then new they built for him of mithril and of elven glass - Bilbo
A shipment goes by car but a cargo goes by ship
A shoat with the joke? May I laugh now?
A short cut is the longest distance between two po
A short guy with furry feet found a ring and threw it into a volcano.
A short saying contains much wisdom
A short saying contains much wisdom. - Sophocles.
A short sword is not as good as a long sword.
A short-circuit between the earphones
A shortcut is the longest distance between 2 points
A shortcut....longest distance between two points
A shot in the dark = searching for a needle in hay stack.
A shot in the dark is better than nothing. * Geordi
A shot in the dark is like searching for a needle in hay stack
A shot of reality n
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A shot of rhythm and Blues...Beatles
A shot of whiskey in herbal sleepy time tea soothes the psyche.
A shot rang out, "BARNEY" hit the floor. No more purple dinosaur!
A shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death
A show of books is no proof of wisdom
A show with everything but Yul Brynner
A shower is the halfway point between bed and world.
A shrimp sole my girl; I lobster and haven't flounder!
A shroe! A shroe! My dingkom for a shroe!
A shuttle craft seems like an unsafe place to be - drink!
A sick and perverted mind is a terrible thing to waste
A sick feeling of repugnance and vice-versa
A sick mind is not necessarily the sign of a clean desk.
A sick thirst darkens my veins. - The Crow
A side show; a smoke-screen; a passing landscape
A sigh can break a man in two. ÄÄ The Talmud
A sigh is a silent scream
A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.
A sign lit up saying "Please do not press this button again..."
A sign of our times: " N O R A D I O I N C A R "
A sign of our times: "NO RADIO IN CAR"
A signal, Captain! It's very weak... - Uhura
A signature short of a book.
A signature shows much of a person, sometimes even a name
A signature tells a lot about a man, sometimes even his name.
A silent Republican is American's dream!
A silent heart is musical
A silent virus takes control
A silly girl is so old: She gets winded playing checkers
A silver tongue, a golden touch, and a mind like a steel trap
A simile is like a metaphor.
A simple `no' would have worked -- Richie Ryan
A simple `yes' would have sufficed
A simple and independent mind does not toil at the bidding of any prince. - Henry David Thoreau
A simple blaster. - Robbie
A simple car theft prevention technique can be put to effective use on houses
A simple handshake would have sufficed.--Picard
A simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
A simple man comes home and wonders what is for dinner
A simple solution: Hang up!
A simple system that works evolves into a complex one that doesn't.
A simple yes or no would have been fine.
A simple yes or no would have been fine. -- Tom Servo
A simple yes would have sufficed - Picard
A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard
A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard -- Prof. Steiner
A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard.
A sinewave goes off to infinity or at least a blackboard
A singing black sword, huh? It's +2? I can take this guy!
A singing dead guy telegram! --Crow.
A singing pentagram - Tom
A singing pentagram-- Tom Servo
A single bottle for the four of us-- Thank God there's no more of us!
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths a statistic
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin
A single exception does not void the whole
A single exception does not void the whole
A single fact can ruin a good argument
A single fact can ruin a good argument every time!
A single fact can ruin a good argument.
A single fact can spoil a good arguement.
A single fact can spoil a good argument for a liberal
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
A single fact can spoil a good genealogy.
A single fact can spoil any liberal's argument.
A single fact seems to be one more than you have.
A single howl rose in the nighta silver chime of desperate horror
A single note rings on and on and on.
A single step may begin a journey of 1,000 miles
A single sunbeam is enough to drive away many shadows.
A single sunbeam is enough to drive away many shadows. St. Francis
A single unplanned nuclear explosion can ruin an entire day
A single word is worth .001 picture. -- W.Jim Sutton
A single word only comprised of four letters
A single word only comprised of four letters
A single-cylinder brain in a V8 world
A sinking ship gathers no moss. -- Donald Kaul
A sinner can reform, but stupid is forever
A six-pack shy of a full case
A skeleton walked into a bar and said, Hi, can I have a beer and a mop?
A skeptic is a cynic who has mellowed. -- An anonymous Welshman
A skeptic is a person who would ask God for his ID card.
A skid-row wino might drive a Thunderbird.
A skunk by any other name would smell as foul
A skunk walks into a bar and he says, "Hey where did everybody go?"
A sky-diver has the rest of his life to pull the cord!
A sky-diver has the rest of his life to pull the cord!
A skydiving school is one in which you MUST be a dropout to graduate
A skywriter made an error while in the air. Upset with himself, he flew behind a cloud and wrote a dirty word!
A slamming we will go, a slamming we will go
A slap across the muzzle will squelch any dragon's hostile tendencies.
A slap vs a slog is like a ribbon vs an obi.
A sleeping cat counts mice in his dreams
A sleeping fox counts hens in his dreams.
A sleeve/button short of a shirt.
A slice of pizza, a couple of Tooheys, and you
A slight misunderstanding, I'm sure. - Quark
A slip NEVER heard aboard the Enterprise: "Welcome a Borg."
A slotted spoon holds little soup, but grabs a potato.
A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.
A slut sees Tulsa
A sly rabbit will have three openings to its den. - Chinese Proverb
A small bird or mouse left on the bed tells them you care. - A Cat
A small block will do, 5 or 6 pounds. - Spock on platinum
A small bottle of wine is immoral, illogical and inadequate.
A small carafe of wine is illogical, immoral, and inadequate.
A small coke in a large cup; but fill it on up
A small good deed is better than the grandest intention.
A small leak can sink a great ship.
A small leak will sink a great ship
A small man, a whiny type of guy. -- Larry Speakes on Cap Weinberger
A small object that is accidentally dropped will hide.
A small price to pay for immortality.
A small town is a place where everyone knows whose check is good and whose husband is not
A small town is where there is no place to go where you shouldn't be
A small town is where there's no such thing as a rich policeman.
A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two.
A small town that cannot support one lawyer is very lucky.
A smaller (but still substantial) number of udders
A smart Pakled has a lot in common w/ Santa Claus & the Easter Bunny.
A smart ass just don't fit in a saddle
A smart blonde VS Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been spotted!
A smart girl is one who can play tennis, piano and dumb
A smart man is wise enough to play the fool
A smart man seeks out his enemy's enemy and makes him his friend.
A smart man would ride out right now. - Duncan MacLeod
A smile CAN make a day but it usually takes money or sex.
A smile a day keeps the pressure ...off !
A smile a day makes all the sadness go away
A smile can make a day but it usually takes money or sex.
A smile does not cost you anything
A smile improves your face value.
A smile in public has no track. -LAO TZU
A smile increases your face value.
A smile is a bridge that connects two hearts
A smile is a curve that can set a lot of things straight
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
A smile is a curve that you throw another person
A smile is a window on your face that shows your heart is home.
A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
A smile is the same in any language
A smile is the shortest distance between to people
A smile is the sunshine that is a part of life.
A smile is worth a thousand words.
A smile like a sunrise on an ice floe!
A smile will gain you ten more years of life. - Chinese Proverb
A smile, slightly dangerous, touches my face for just a moment.
A smile: a window on your face showing your heart is home
A smiley face gone horribly wrong - Joel on circle logo
A smoking section in a restaurant is like a peeing section in a pool!
A smooth touchdown in the sim is like kissing your sister
A snagged recipe is still a recipe.
A snake lurks in the grass. -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)
A sneeze is much achoo about nothing
A sneeze. Billions and billions of snot particles. -- Tom Servo
A sneeze. Billions & billions of snot particles - Tom
A sniff is as good as a hurt to Bambi
A snoot full? - Data
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all
A snout full coke helps the drugs go down.
A sobering thought: What if, right at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential? - Jane Wagner
A social influence skill, a Lion, Third Eye
A social life - What BBS do I download that from?
A social life ? .... What board can I download That from?
A social life? How do you download that?
A social life? From which BBS can I download THAT??????
A social life? What BBS can I download that from?
A social life? What board can I download THAT from?
A social life? Which BBS can I download that from?
A social life? You're in the perfect place, wrong Conference.
A social life? From what board can I download THAT?
A social life? How do you download that?
A social life? What BBS do I download THAT from?
A social life? What board can I d/l that from?
A social life? What board can I download THAT from?
A social life?? Who needs one!
A society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers.
A society without religion is like a crazed psychopath without a loaded .45
A soft answer turneth away wrath. - Proverbs 15:1
A soft answer turneth away wrath; but grievous words stir up anger. -- Proverbs 15:1
A soft answer turns away wrath.
A soft drink turneth away company.
A soft scratching post for a kitten
A soft word never yet broke a tooth - Irish Proverb.
A soldier's life is terrible hard-says Alice
A soldier's record tells a lot about a person. - Hague
A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity
A son is a source of pride forever.
A song in Silk and a Lesson in lace --SC
A song in time is worth a dime
A songbird in a cage puts all Heaven in a rage
A sonic screwdriver is Vodka and orange juice at Mach 2
A sophisticated palate is no match for this pedestrian swill. - Hawkeye
A soul in tension, that's learning to fly...<Pink Floyd>
A soul to dig the hole much deeper. - Alanis Morissette
A source of innocent merriment, of innocent merriment.
A spacesuit with *cufflinks*?! - Rimmer
A spacesuit with cuff links? -- Lister
A span short of a bridge.
A spanking! A spanking!
A spanking! There's going to be a spanking!
A spanking! There's going to be a spanking! Ä M. Python
A spanking, a spanking!!!
A spanking? There's going to be a spanking!?! <PANT PANT>
A sparkling house is a fine thing if the children aren't robbed of their luster in keeping it that way. - Marcelene Cox
A special land should be created for the Libertarian Party
A specialist is someone called in to share the blame
A species that enslaves other beings is hardly superior
A specified environmental conditions will always be exceeded
A spectre of revenge, riding the flow tide home.
A speeding bullet has no conscience
A speedy victory is the main object in war. -Sun Tzu
A spider under the table? - Sito
A spilled drink flows in the direction of the most expensive object
A spirit isn't free until it's flown
A spirit of a misplaced childhood is rising to speak his mind
A spirit transported me from the couch to the chair, said Tom, visibly
A spirit w/a vision is a dream w/a mission
A spirit with a vision is a dream with a mission.
A spirit with a vision is a dream with a mission. -- Rush Limbaugh
A spirit with a vision is a dream with a mission. -Rush:Hold Your Fire
A splendid time is guaranteed for all
A splendid time is guaranteed for all. Ä Beatles
A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon o
A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. (BENJAMIN FRANKLIN)
A spoonful of sugar helps any medicine go down.
A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. - Mary Poppins
A spouse will stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single
A spring is a cave which isn't potty trained yet.--J. Vineyard
A sprinkle a day keeps @F away
A sprinkle a day keeps Bob Morgan away.
A sprinkle a day keeps Jennie Warrick away
A sprinkle a day keeps Landon Kuhn away.
A sprinkle a day keeps Orville Bullitt away.
A sprinkle a day keeps Richard Kiel away
A sprinkle a day keeps Richard Kiel away. -- Crow T. Robot
A sprinkle a day keeps you away.
A spy movie is beginning to sag, and Ed Asner is there! -- Crow
A spy...it's that traitor Dinobot! Megatron, Beast Wars
A square meal a day keeps hallucenations everywhere
A square with only three sides.
A squeegee by any other name wouldn't sound as funny
A squid in the hand is rather yecchy!
A squirrel is just a rat with good P.R.
A squirrel's home is really a nutcracker's suite!
A sta kazes na ovo !?
A stag film produced by the League of Women voters - Tom
A stage? No, this is not a stage.
A stagger of drunks
A stairway to oblivion is better than no stairway at all
A stale mind is the devil's breadbox. - Mary Bly
A standard in obfuscation, ambiguity, & equivocation
A standard that no one follows is worse than useless; it is a waste of time
A star is just an actor who sells tickets. -Charles Dance
A star remains pinned on a wall in the public imagination. -C. Deneuve
A starved body has a skinny soul. Marlon Brando
A starving child is a frightful sight, a starving vampire even worse
A state o' satanic bliss
A state of martial law will be most helpful at this time. - John,V
A state of satanic bliss -*-
A state of wits? To my altered reality has no fleas
A state police office might drive a Trooper.
A statement was made after hirring the monkeys"No more shipping charges"
A statesman is a dead politician. Lord knows we need more statesmen.
A statesman is a dead politician. We need more statesmen!
A statesman is a dead politician. Lord knows we need more statesmen.
A statesman is a dead politician. We need more statesmen!
A statesman is a politician who's been dead 10 or 15 years. -- Harry S. Truman
A statesman is a politician who's been dead ten or fifteen years
A statesman shears sheep, a politician skins them.
A steak a day keeps the cows dead.
A steak without salt is like sex without an orgasm
A steal at only $5.95 + $19.00 S&H.
A steamroller is the sincerest form of flattery
A steel pinata? This could take hours! -- Crow T. Robot
A steel pinata? This could take hours! - Crow
A stench in the ear... undomesticated music.
A stench in the ear..Michael's liberal music
A stench in the ear..liberal music.
A stench in the earundomesticated music.
A stich in time is a change of dimension
A stich in time saves nine, but does that include temporal anomolies?
A stick ... is that all your fighting with!?!
A stick gets round when you multiply by 3.14.
A stick.. Is that all you're fighting with, @F?!?! <Evil Grin>
A stiff apology is a second insult.
A stiff apology is a second insult. -- Chesterton
A stiff neck usually supports an empty head.
A still greater pity that [Man's] coldness so often reches to his heart. - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
A still tongue makes a happy life
A still tongue makes a happy mind.
A stitch in nine saves time.
A stitch in time ... saves embarrassing exposure!
A stitch in time is mine
A stitch in time really would have confused Einstein
A stitch in time saves 11 (octal proverb)
A stitch in time saves embarassing exposure
A stitch in time saves nine.
A stitch in time saves nine. - Alexander Pope
A stitch in time saves nine. (Phrase often used by cat surgeons.)
A stitch in time saves nine. - Franklin
A stitch in time saves nine.<Franklin>
A stitch in time will ruin your clock
A stitch in time would have confused Einsteiin.
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. - Anonymous
A stitch in time would have confused Stephen Hawking
A stitch in time, saves x(y-5)(x+7)...or so
A stitch in time... keeps you underwear from unraveling
A stitch in time... oops... rats, ripping, ripping, ripping!
A stockbroker is someone who invests your money until it is all gone.
A stocked bar is the sign of a sedate(d) mind
A stogun wedding is a case of wife or death
A stoic brings a baby. A cynic is where you wash it
A stolen Tagline is still a Tagline
A stolen sweet could be hot chocolate
A stolen tagline is still a tagline
A stolen tagline- the real gift that keeps on giving.
A stomach is a terrible thing to waste. Garfield
A stone badly placed in a building is not to be removed
A stone is a star that does not shine
A stone was placed at a ford in a river with the inscription: "When this stone is covered it is dangerous to ford here."
A stopped clock is right twice a day. - Lewis Carroll
A story is told as much by silence as by speech.
A stout man's heart breaks bad luck
A strange ant is aberrANT.
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. - Joshua
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. - War Games
A strange kitty. Teach a psychopath to wear combat boots
A strange new way to show affection.
A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet
A stranger might also be an ENEMY you haven't met yet.
A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows
A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows. -- O'Henry
A strip of Latinum for your thoughts
A stripper is the only act in show business who leaves an audience wanting less
A stroke of the brush does not guarantee art from the bristles. -Ko
A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures
A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. -- Daniel Webster
A strong mind CAN overcome a public education.
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
A study revealed that * of all people are equal to 50%
A stuffed cat makes a GREAT doorstop
A stumble may prevent a fall.
A subjective term, Riker. - Q
A subsequent marriage cures preceding criminality
A subtle dragon stings us in the midst of plenty.
A successful American spends more supporting the government than a family
A successful [software] tool is one that was used to do something undreamed of by its author
A successful baseball player gets a hit only once out of
A successful baseball player gets a hit only once out of every three tries
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
A successful man is a one who can earn more than his wife can spend
A successful marriage is not a gift; it is an achievement!
A successful symposium depends on the ratio of meeting to eating.
A successful tool is used to do something undreamed of by its author.
A succubus will go farther than a nymph.
A sucker's groan is music to a gambler's ear. SGT.BILKO
A sucking chest wound is Gods way of saying slow down
A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you: "Slow down."
A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down
A sucking chest wound is nature's way of saying slow down.
A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling y
A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Another Murphy's Law (of combat)
A sucking chest wound is natures way of telling you to slow down
A sudden bold and unexpected question doth many times surprise a man and lay him open. - Francis Bacon
A sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable
A sufficiently advanced god would use evolution.
A sufficiently advanced technology can't be told from a rigged demo
A suggestion. Switch to decaf.-- Victor Luk
A suicidal blond is one who dyed by her own hand
A suicide blond - dyed by her own hand.
A suicide's troubles may only just be starting
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs so he won't be mistaken as a feminist
A sun worshiper might drive a Corona.
A super saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine foods expertly
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine foods expertly served by waitresses in apetizing forms
A supercomputer can run an endless loop in just 2 seconds.
A supercomputer is a machine, that runs an endless loop in just 2
A superior woman. I will take her. - Khan
A superstition is a premature explanation that overstays its time. - George IIes
A sure way to avoid AIDS? Abstinence followe by Monogamy!!!!
A sure-fire formula for living to be one hundred - keep breathing!
A surprised Data is propositioned by the E's Computer.
A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother fe
A sweet fragrance, which heralds the true end of our work
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine. A wife is a whine bottle.
A swift kick in th'south-forty is no way t'get a dragon's attention.
A swift kick in the butt is no way to get a dragon's attention.
A sword in the Hand is worth Two in the Stone
A sword is never a killer, it's a tool in the killer's hands. - Seneca
A sword sometimes misses it's mark - a bouquet never
A sword, Frank, a very *rare* sword. - Brenda Wyatt
A symphony conductor might drive a Tempo.
A symphony is not played merely to reach its end.
A synonym is a word you use if you can't spell the other one
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. - Burt Bacharach
A sysop AND a tagline thief. JUST SHOOT ME!
A sysop works from sun to sun
A sysop's favorite educational show "Connections."
A sysop's favorite wine: I wanna bigger drive! But honey, I NEEEED it!
A sysop's husband is a lonely one
A sysop's wife is a lonely one
A system event? Wow! Can I get tickets?
A system tends to grow in terms of complexity rather than of simplification, until the resulting unreliability is intolerable
A system which depends on human reliability is unreliable
A sytem error has ocurred, ID -666. ((Behead)) (Dismember)
A table of contents has no drawers.
A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy. - Albert Einstein
A tachyon is a gluon that's not completely dry
A taco will never make a scene because there are other tacos in the refrigerator
A tactical ploy. To insult us both, no doubt. -Chmee: Niven
A tag line is like a bungie on a jumper because ___________?
A tagline a day keeps the doctor away.
A tagline at this point is not even needed, just Mega Dittos
A tagline at this point is not needed
A tagline at this point is not needed, Mega Dittos
A tagline at this point is not needed.
A tagline at this point would be irrelevant, right?
A tagline by any other name
A tagline by any other name is not as funny
A tagline by any other name would still be just as stupid
A tagline goes where?
A tagline has got to know its limitations
A tagline has got to know its limitations. - Dirty Harry
A tagline is a short sentence based on long experience
A tagline is a snippet of reality
A tagline is a terrible thing to waste
A tagline is like a government. Takes up space, no known function
A tagline is merely a quotation without the quoter.
A tagline is not meant to funny, but thought provoking
A tagline is your last chance to piss someone off
A tagline says more about you than cash ever can!
A tagline should really have a content better than this
A tagline that flies in heaven't sweetest air. --Tagspeare
A tagline thief's best friend: A great sort program
A tagline thief's best friend: Other tagline thieves!
A tagline unused is a tagline wasted
A tagline worth stealing is worth working for
A tagline worth stealing is worth working for
A tagline! A most palpable tagline! -- Tagspeare
A tagline, a tagline, my kingdom for a tagline!
A tagline, a tagline, my kingdom for a tagline! -Tagspeare
A tagline-the last chance to piss someone off
A tagline? Then is Doomsday near? -- Tagspeare
A tailor tucks up frills. Dr. Bashir
A talent which does not daily increase,daily diminishes
A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you
A tall, warm one for the Sysop, Tarbender.
A tank that can't shoot is merely an 80-ton portable radio.
A tape drive is like a tape worm; it just keeps on eating.
A tatoo artist has designs on his clients.
A tautologically redundant plethora of surplusage.
A tautology is a thing which is tautological.
A tax that's labeled temporary will celebrate its centenary.
A taxi driver is a man who drives away customers.
A taxpayer is one who does not have to pass a Civil Servi
A taxpayer is one who does not have to pass a Civil Service examination to work for the Government
A taxpayer is someone who does not have to take a civil service exam in order to work for the government
A teabag short of a pot.
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops. Henry Adams (1838-1918)
A teacher is born every day - use condoms!
A teacher is but the student who shares his knowledge.
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say. -- Michael Winner, British film director
A team. Joined together at the hip! ... Q to Vash
A teapot with a cracked lid.
A teaspoon of kisses and a half a cup of squeeze
A tech's work is never done
A technician will be on the line shortly
A technique is a trick that works!
A technique is a trick that works. - Gian- Carlo Rota
A technique to stay awake in boring meetings - imagine everyone talking as animals, taking notes,,,
A teddy bear by any other name is just as cuddly.
A teddy bear by any other name is just as cuddly.
A teddy bear?! - McCoy
A teenage male can *DO IT* every 20 minutes! It's true!
A teetotaler makes the worst drunkard.
A teleporter! Is there ALWAYS a teleporter?
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do better. -Fred Allen
A temper is a valuable possession; don't lose it
A temper is a valuable possession; don't lose it
A ten-gallon hat really holds only three-fourths of a gallon
A term of years ought to be certain and determinate
A termite walked into a bar and asked "Is the bartender here "
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Bar tender?"
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the bar tender?"
A terrible anger, hard to cure, exists when those who have loved each other clash in strife. - Euripides, from Medea
A terrible mind is a thing to waste.
A terrible mind is an opinion
A terrible thing happened again last night - nothing.
A terrible thing happened to me last night--nothing
A terrible thing is a wasted mind
A test in a Dairy Queen on another planet ?
A test of a good religion is whether you can joke about it. - Chesterton
A test will be given on file contents: Room 708, *Tagline Court*.
A test-tube baby is in a glass by itself
A text taken out of context is a pretext -- Mitch Bond
A theater manager is always ready, Tanya! Shanda
A theme park near Paris makes the revenues go down
A theorist right once in ten is a hero; an observer wrong that often is a bum
A theory is better than its explanation. -- Woodward
A theory must be tempered with reality. Nehru
A thesaurus is a dinosaur named Roget with a big vocabula
A thesaurus is a dinosaur named Roget with an excellent vocabulary
A thesaurus is not a dinosaur named Roget with a big vocabulary.
A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart.
A thick skin is a gift from God - Bill Clinton
A thick skin is a gift from God - Bill Clinton...How bout THICK HEAD?
A thief believes that everybody steals.
A thief is never sur-<trapdoor>-ppprrriiissseeeeddd! -- Finieous
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
A thing adjudged makes what was crooked straight
A thing adjudged makes what was crooked straight
A thing adjudged makes what was straight, crooked
A thing adjudged makes what was white, black; what was black, white
A thing adjudged must be taken for truth
A thing here more than a week is an heirloom. - Kender Proverb
A thing is named from its principal part
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. -- Oscar Wilde, "The Portrait of Mr. W.H."
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. - Wilde
A thing not looked for is seldom found
A thing not worth doing is worth not doing well.
A thing of beauty is a great expense
A thing of beauty is a joy for ever: Its loveliness increases; it will never Pass into nothingness. - John Keats
A thing of beauty is a joy forever, but ugly is more fun
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever. (John Keats)
A thing of beauty is a joy forever... - Mulder (3x23)
A thing of beauty is a joy--until your wife wants to buy one like it
A thing of beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
A thing of beauty is worth the price
A thing of shreds and zatches.
A thing well said will be wit in all languages
A thing well said will be wit in all languages. -- Dryden
A thing which has no effect in law, is not an impediment
A thing worth doing well is worth doing slow
A thing worth doing well is worth doing slow. - Gypsy Rose Lee.
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. - W. C. Fields
A thing worth having is worth cheating for.
A thing, to be brought to judgment, must be certain or definite
A thing, to be sold, must be certain or definite
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt
A thought for today is more than I can handle
A thought is a thought I thought until I thought
A thought struck me once and I've been unconscious ever since
A thousand blessings on your big toe!
A thousand compromises do not equal a victory
A thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean: A good start.
A thousand masks in a thousand mirrors
A thousand misty riders fly by high up once upon a time -Floyd
A thousand pardons
A thousand pardons Grasshopper
A thousand pardons...
A thousand pictures are worth a million words
A thousand points of light: A convention of Organians
A thousand shirtless drunk guys in rainbow wigs
A thousand stars do not equal the light of one moon.
A thousand thanks, Monsieur", Tom said mercifully.
A thousand thanks, monsieur, said Tom mercifully
A three day filing extension will automatically be granted in the event of a global thermonuclear war. (IRS)
A three thousand year old childproof cap?
A three thousand year old childproof cap? -- Crow T. Robot
A threefold cord is not easily broken -- Ecclesiastes 4:12
A thrifty housewife always peels potatoes twice.
A thrill a day keeps the chill away
A thrill comparable to the cleaning the oven
A thrill comparable to the making of hash-browns... - Mutant Raccoon
A thrilling romantic comedy that show how you can spy out second chances.
A throw of the dice will never eliminate Chance. -- Mallarme
A throw of the dice will never eliminate Chance. -- Mallarme
A thunderstorm is Nature's way of saying "Up yours!"
A thunderstorm isn't as bad as it looks. It's much worse
A tidal wave of avalanche proportions.
A tiger never returns to his prey he did not finish off. - Chinese Proverb
A tiger? In Africa?
A time for raging keggers, and voices lifted high in filk
A time for this and a time for that, now a time to BBS
A time to be born; a time to die. - Ecclesiastes 3:1
A time to break down, and a time to build up
A time to break down, and a time to build up. - Ecclesiastes 3:1
A time to cook; a time to nuke leftovers - Ecclesiastes 3:1
A time to kill, and a time to heal. - Ecclesiastes 3:3
A time to mourn, and a time to dance. - Ecclesiastes 3:1
A time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which was planted.
A time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which was planted. - Ecclesiastes 3:1
A time to weep, and a time to laugh. - Ecclesiastes 3:1
A time to write a Tagline, a time to steal a Tagline
A time to write a recipe, a time to snag a recipe
A time when Roy Thinnes' agent returned his calls - Crow
A time will come soon when you'll lose all control of your body.
A tiny dancer...a vision of me do I send
A tire factory is nothing more than a tread mill.
A tired kangaroo is out of bounds.
A tiskek, A tasket, A condom or a Casket
A tisket, a Bobbitt, she hacked it off and lobbed it.
A tisket, a tasket, a condom or a casket
A tisket, a tasket, a tagline for your basket
A titanic intellect... In a world full of icebergs.
A toast -- To a kinder gentler echo
A toast ... to absent friends ... to absent friends
A toast to absent friends. -- Frank N. Furter
A toast to bread, for without bread, there could be no toast.
A toast to the kisses you've snatched and vice-versa
A toast to the most bloated program ever written: Win'95!
A toast.... to a kinder gentler echo
A toast.... to absent friends.
A toast...to absent friends. -Dr. Frank N. Furter
A toaster? Not Lucille! She's got 4 toast bays - Tom
A toe is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
A tongue sharp enough to deflate a steel belted radial
A tongue, like a race horse, generally runs faster the less weight it carries
A too short mini skirt leaves a definite end in view
A toothache of a man. - Jim Hightower on George Bush
A top secret military base
A torn book is better than a never touched book.
A torpedoed cathedral sinks rapidly into the earth.
A tortoise playing football would be an anomaly
A toss across the room usually fixes the problem.
A toss of the coin. The only true justice. - Two-Face
A total lack of ambition is the kind of thing that can last a lifetime
A totally inadequate tagline for this situation.
A tower short of a castle.
A town so small, they could mail trash to the dump.
A toyota backwards is still a toyota!
A traditional pumpkin pie, garnished with kid's small fingerprints.
A traffic jam at the congress intersection - Tom sings
A traffic jam at the congress intersection. -- Tom Servo
A traffic jam when you're already late. - Alanis Morissette, "Ironic"
A trailer's a trailer, even if it's a double-wide
A train is the only thing you can run away from when it's coming.
A train station is where the train stops
A train won't run on a torn up track.
A trainstation is a station where the train stops. What is a workstation ?
A traitor is everyone who does not agree with me. - George III
A traitor is punished, that by the death of one, all may not perish
A trampoline is for cunning stunts, a truncheon for apprehending criminals
A transistor is merely a nun after sex-change surgery
A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first
A transporter is NOT a place for a twit filter
A tree falling can only be heard if someone is there.
A tree falls in the forest. It hits a LIbEral. He sues the tree
A tree falls. Hits Milli Vanilli. Someone else screams.
A tree farm is not a forest
A tree fell right in front of me in the forest, and I didn't hear it
A tree fell right in front of me, and I didn't hear it
A tree is good enough for a Beer.
A tree never hits an automobile (except in self-defense)
A tree never hits an car except in self-defence
A tree that grows too high attracts the attention of people with axes.
A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at?<R. Reagan>
A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene
A triangle will tell you that God is three-sided.
A triangle with an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle
A tribble a day keeps the Kilngons away.
A tribble a day keeps the Klingon well fed.
A tribble a day keeps the Klingons away.
A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed.
A tribble a day keeps the Trekkies away...or is it Trekkers now?
A trifle overpowering, isn't it? - 007 (Moonraker)
A trip in space ends on another planet; a trip in DoubleSpace ends in a crash!
A trip is what teaches you first-hand about the high cost of leaving
A trip of a thousand miles is usually routed through O'Hare.
A trip of a thousand miles starts with a single step.
A trip to the Post Office requires a bullet-proof vest
A truck backed through my windscreen into my wife's face.
A truck load of vibrators: Toys for twats
A true "tough guy" can fry bacon in the nude
A true Conservative isn't comfortable calling his computer a PC
A true Gentleman allways lets his lady cum first
A true Gentleman lets his lady ALWAYS come first
A true Klingon warrior does not steal taglines.
A true adman writes the prose and cons.
A true diplomat struts sitting down.
A true friend is one soul in two bodies.
A true friend is one who thinks you're a good egg even though you're half-cracked
A true friend is some one who knows all about you and still likes you
A true friend is someone who remembers your zip code
A true friend is the best possession.
A true friend knows who you are ... but likes you anyway.
A true friend knows who you are and likes you anyway
A true friend knows who you are...but likes you anyway.-R.Heinlein
A true friend walks in when everyone else leaves.
A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through
A true gentleman ALWAYS lets the lady cum first!
A true gentleman always lets his lady come first.
A true gentleman is one who is never intentionally rude. (O. Wilde)
A true gentleman: one who can hog the puck - but doesn't.
A true lady always swallows.
A true measure of your worth includes all the benefits others have gained from your successes. -Cullen Hightower, salesman and writer (1923- )
A true piece of history Scully, the very first X - File - Mulder
A true piece of history Scully, the very first X - File - Mulder
A true story with a happy ending!
A true subwofer makes the concrete shake beneath you
A truely wise man never plays leap frog with a Unicorn!
A truer sentiment has never been typed!
A truer sentiment has never been typed! - Gryphontamer
A truly advanced planet wouldn't use force.
A truly creative mind CAN overcome a formal education.
A truly evil DM uses a good eraser and amneasa spells.
A truly good DM uses a good eraser and spells of amnesia.
A truly great man never puts away the simplicity of a child. - Proverb
A truly great man will neither trample on a worm nor sneak to an emperor. -- B. Franklin
A truly great wine should not leave you with a foam moustache.
A truly lazy person is never bored.
A truly superior pilot uses superior judgment to avoid situations needing their superior skills,,,
A truly wise man never argues with a Unicorn
A truly wise man never argues with a Unicorn
A truly wise man never plays leap frog with a Unicorn!
A truly wise person knows that he knows not.
A truly wise person never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn
A trumpet is an instrument when it is not an elephant sound.
A truth is most convincingly hidden between two lies. - Deep Garak
A truth that's told with bad intent Beats all the lies you can invent. -- William Blake
A truth that's told with bad intent, beats all the lies you can invent
A truthful politician is like a fish that can't swim.
A truthful witness saves lives, but a false witness is deceitful
A tub of margarine, sent via InterFlora, is the perfect romantic gift for a girl who likes making sandwiches
A tuba is much larger than its name.
A tupperwear party! - Crow on opium den
A turkey roast is a foul ball
A twisted soul the mortar... despair the bricks
A twisting of language is unworthy of a judge
A twit, a flake..they're all the same to me
A two-hour daily allowance and a 28.8 Modem: Time is no problem!
A type 2 phaser beats four aces. - Worf during bad poker
A type II phaser *IS* The Universal Translator. - Worf
A type II phaser beats 4 aces. - Worf, on a bad poker night
A type II phaser beats four aces.-Worf playing poker
A typical romantic. All you scientists are. The Colonel
A unicorn is nothing more, nothing less, than a horny horse.
A united Germany means even fewer available sunbeds
A united Germany means even less sunbeds
A university does not intellectualize it's neighborhood.
A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in
A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be
A used car salesman knows he's lying. A programer doesn't
A useless life is an early death.
A user and his leisure time are soon parted
A user is known by the files he downloads.
A user's phone bill knows no bounds
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
A vacuum
A vacuum cleaner, Heidi Fliess, NAFTA, A Homosexual,
A vacuum cleaner, Heidi Fliess, NAFTA, Bill Clinton, a Homosexual
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with. -- Tennessee Williams
A vacuum is nothing. We only mention it to let it know we know it's there
A vacuum-tube brain in a microchip world.
A valuable study. We may be seeing Earth's distant future. - Spock
A variety of taglines is a Virtue
A vasa cerkica draga, naravno, konzumira mladice
A vasectomy is never having to say you're sorry.
A vegetable diet lies at the basis of all reform.
A vegetarian is one who eats vegetables...BEWARE HUMANITARIANS!
A vending machine could sell tract housing
A vendre: Lit d'eau 14.4vps (14,400 vagues/seconde)!
A verbal agreement will do, until the lawyers get here.
A verbal contract is not worth the paper it is written on
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on. - Samuel Goldwyn
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on!
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. Goldwyn's Law of Contracts
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - S. Goldwyn
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper its written on
A veritable deluge of woven words and one teeny-weeny drop of reality.
A veritable river of words
A very *small* joke, Ensign.þ Spock
A very fashionable girl, Aunt Rose. Lamont Cranston
A very gentle beast, and of a good conscience. <Shakespeare>
A very gentle tagline, and of a good conscience. -- Tagspeare
A very impressive title. - Neelix
A very interesting hypothesis, doctor. - Spock
A very large wastebasket with drawers. þ
A very little one, Ensign. **Spock
A very lovely thought, but not at all practical.
A very lovely thought, but not at all practical. - Jiminie Cricket
A very lucrative opportunity! - Quark
A very mature decision...get a life!
A very old and very wise man once said ... "HUH?"
A very sad person might drive a Saab.
A very sensible cat: fuzzy logic
A very serious tagline for a very serious message
A very sophisticated, very professional job. - Odo
A very special Ziffle family reunion - Crow
A very special Ziffle family reunion -- Crow T. Robot
A very wise mute once said :
A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go
A vice is a taxable virtue
A victim of a cruel prank, Geordi puts a banana over his eyes.
A victim of a prank, Geordi puts a banana over his Visor
A victim of retroactive birth control.
A victim of your vanity you see just what you want to see.
A vida uma Soda - Socrates
A vida * uma soda! (F*crates)
A view also shared by this "reactionary right winger."
A village without music is a dead place full of deadheads
A viola's range? 30 feet if kicked hard enough
A violent argument errupts - Tom on nerdy family
A violent man will die a violent death. -- Lao Tsu
A violet man will die a violet death!
A violin minus the bow.
A virgin girl who is raped must marry her rapist. Deut. 22:28-29
A virgin is a notyeterosexual
A virtual data base is a segment of your imagination
A virtual reality of their own worse nightmare - Mulder (3x23)
A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals
A virtuous life is its own punishment.
A virus ate my tagline collection! :(
A virus ate my tagline collection! :( && wroBC) !=
A virus is a Daemon with an attitude problem!
A virus is just a FEMMSA quirk.
A virus scan program in OS/2: Found: WINDOWS Delete? Y/n?
A virus that eats Taglines would really make many people mad.
A virus? Some kind of disease? - Janeway
A visit to a fresh place will bring strange work
A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.
A visitation would have been attributed to a succubus. --Mulder
A visitation... would have been attributed to a succubus - FM (3x21)
A vivid and creative mind characterize you.
A volatile mixture of hot munitions & cool jazz - Crow
A vole fight! I'm appalled! - Quark
A voltage spike? OUCH! That hertz!
A vote for Clinton is a hate crime against America
A vote for Perot WAS a vote for Clinton!
A vote on the tally sheet is worth two in the box.
A vulva is a car from Sweden.
A vulva is an automobile from Sweden. (Y/N) ?
A wagging tail tells no lies
A wagon designed for peak hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind
A waist is a terrible thing to mind -- Weight Watcher??
A waist is a terrible thing to mind!
A waist is a terrible thing to mind. -- Ziggy
A waist is a terrible thing to mind...
A waist is a terrible thing to watch!
A waitress is a beer drinker's best friend.
A walk in the Park <*shudder*> ...
A walk in the Park *shudder*
A walk on the WILDSIDE. Tony266@vabeach.relay.ucm.org
A war hammer? ... Why, you use it to drive your sword into infidels.
A war put off is not a war avoided. - Charleton Heston
A war worth waging is one against the poverty of ideas
A war, even the most victorious, is a national misfortune
A warm beer is an angry beer
A warm beer is better than no beer at all
A warm friend is good to find!
A warm smile is testimony of a generous nature.
A warm toast. Nice friends. An excellent wine. May you enjoy all three
A warning to drivers on the A5 to Norwich. It doesn't go there
A warp in time saves..uuumm..years and years!
A warped sense of humor is vastly better than no sense of humor
A warrior does NOT steal taglines. --Worf
A warrior does not complain of physical discomfort. - Worf
A warrior's best friends: a claymore and a tankard of mead.
A warrior's drink - well that explains a lot!?!
A warrior's drink, eh? Well, that explains a lot
A warrior's mate does NOT say "jIh'wuQ" (I have a headache)!
A warrior's mate does NOT say 'jIwuQ' TWICE. <g,d,rf>
A warrior's mate does NOT say jiH'wuQ TWICE!
A warriors drink! Ä Worf
A waste is a terrible thing to mind
A waste is a terrible thing to mind - D. Quayle
A waste is a terrible thing to mind.
A waste of skin - Crow on jerky character
A waste of time. - Odo
A wasted day....one on which we have not laughed
A wasted mind is a terrible thing to educate
A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age
A watched boil never pops
A watched clock never boils
A watched clock never boils. -- Tom Weller
A watched modem never connects
A watched pot never boils, try turning on the heat
A watched pot never disappears.
A watched printer never fails
A watchmaker is someone who doesn't charge extra for working over time.
A wave of enthusiasm is seldom a permanent wave
A way to calm the angry voice. - Alanis Morissette
A weakness is only a weakness if you don't know it exists
A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience. - FRA #261
A wealthy mind makes good cents.
A weapon in every hand, freedom on every side
A weapon in every hand, freedom on every side -- Eastern Sect Kyfho
A weapon is an enemy even to its owner. Turkish Proverb
A weapon to kill people, but leave buildings intact? Must be a mortgage
A weasel comes to say "Happy New Year" to the chickens. - Chinese Proverb
A weasel is a ferret with seniority.
A weasel ripped my dress! - Crow as guy attacks girl
A wedding band is the smallest handcuff in the world.
A wedding is a funeral where a man smells his own flowers.
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers
A wedding is an one night stand that got out of hand.
A wedding is for a day, Marriage is for a lietime
A wedding ring is like a tourniquet, it cuts off your circulation.
A week is a long time in politics.
A weird fantasy is a great reality
A well adjusted person is my regret list
A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous
A well chosen tagline is a beautiful thing
A well conceived and expressed thought is awesome to behold
A well trained little Nazi can ruin your day.
A well written life is as rare as a well spent one.
A well-crafted origin is a joy forever
A well-crafted recipe is a joy forever.
A well-crafted tagline is a joy forever.
A well-hung lawyer: no room between his neck and the noose.
A well-known friend is a treasure
A well-read Bible is the sign of a well-fed soul
A well-spent one
A well-timed silence is more eloquent than words
A well-timed silence is oft more eloquent than words could ever be.
A well-trained little Nazi can ruin your whole day
A well-traveled individual might drive a Continental.
A well-written Life is almost as rare as well-spent one. -- Thomas Carlyle
A well-written life is as rare as a well-spent one.
A well-written life is not freeware!
A wet pussy is a terrible thing to waste.
A weyr is where a dragon is
A whale dropped at 50,000 feet will make a large splat
A whale in shallow water amuses the shrimp. Old Chinese Proverb
A what? To order a what? With what? - A.G. Bell (Animaniacs)
A wheel slices into the crowd killing three - Mike
A wheelbarrow! Why didn't you list that as one of our assests?
A while ago this whole planet was trying to kill us. - Kirk
A whimper a day keeps the gods away.
A whip's blow raises welts, a blow of the tongue crushes bones.
A whip, some chains and thou
A whip?...Maybe she wants to be friends again! - Frank on Margaret
A whippersnapper has nothing to do with sex? Drat!
A white lie is an aversion of the truth.
A white lie soon gets tanned from exposure.
A white male, middle class power holder - Gypsy
A white sport coat and a pink crustacean
A whole 45 feet of car, there - Tom
A whole boiled egg! Two years of night school finally paid off.
A whole cheese cake has a very short life span!
A whole life longnow lay scattered on the winds
A whole lot of ends! - Crow on girls' butts & THE END
A whole new day of rock climbing! -- Crow T. Robot
A whole roomful of bubble headed little guys - Crow
A whole skin is worth a thousand victories.
A whole skin is worth a thousand victories. - Brassclaw Orcs
A whole stack of memories will never equal one little hope.
A whole wodge a Tribble deleted for brevity
A wholesome mind is a wasted potential
A whore is a whore for the same reason some of us aren't.
A wicked book cannot repent.
A wiener running away from a kettle -Tom as guy runs
A wiener running away from a kettle-- Tom Servo
A wife is NOT a handicap! Park elsewhere!
A wife is a luxury...a smart accountant a necessity. - FRA #255
A wife is a woman who dresses to kill and cooks the same way.
A wife is an attachment ya screw on the bed to get the ho
A wife is living proof that a man can take a joke
A wife is proof that a husband CAN take a joke
A wife lasts as long as a marriage, An ex-wife last's forever
A wife lasts as long as a marriage, a redhead is forever
A wife lasts as long as a marriage, an ex-wife for ever.
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there *for the rest of your life*. -- Jim Samuels
A wig feels so good when it comes off!--aspiring thespian
A wild duck never laid a tame egg....Irish proverb
A wild party? -Data
A will is a dead giveaway.
A wind-up clock without a key.
A window is a window is a window -- Trudy Gates
A windy April is death to little pigs.
A wink is as good as a nod... To a blind man. - Monty Python
A winner makes commitments; a loser makes promises.
A winner never quits. A quitter never wins
A winner says "Let's find out."; a loser says "Nobody knows."
A winner says, "It may be difficult, but it's possible." A loser says, "It may be possible, but it's too difficult."
A winner sees an answer in every problem. A loser just sees the problem
A winner shows some of his character, a loser, all of it.
A winner: Don't judge a book by its movie.
A wino asked me for change I gave him my shirt. -S.W.
A wino asked me for change... I gave him my shirt
A wino asked me for change... I gave him my shirt. Ä Steven Wright
A wise Ferengi changes his mind. A fool never will
A wise man asks questions without hesitation.
A wise man can hear profit in the wind -- ROA #22
A wise man can hear profit in the wind. Rule of acquisition no. 22
A wise man can hear profit in the wind. - 22nd Rule
A wise man can hear profit in the wind. - FRA #22
A wise man can see more from a mountain top than a fool can from the bottom of a well
A wise man can see more from a the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top
A wise man changes his mind, a fool never.
A wise man does everything advisedly
A wise man fears the Lord and shuns evil. --Prov. 14:16
A wise man hears one word and understands two
A wise man is never less alone than when he is alone
A wise man is slow in choosing friends & slower in changing
A wise man knows everything; a shrewd one, everybody.
A wise man may look ridiculous in the company of fools.
A wise man never needs it, a fool never takes it, it's always free??
A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
A wise man never sits on a holy throne.
A wise man once said ..."I don't know."
A wise man once said, "Never piss on an electric fence"
A wise man once said.."I don't know, but I'll find out"
A wise man once said... I will find out
A wise man once said..."I dunno."
A wise man once said.... I don't know...
A wise man once said.... erm.... Oh f****
A wise man once said...... Water is Wet!
A wise man once said.I don't know...
A wise man rules by the stars, a Fool is ruled by them
A wise man that walks in the dark with a blindfold on, is not much of a wise man. - Chris Senkbeil
A wise man turns chance into good fortune
A wise man uses his enemies more than a fool his friends
A wise man who knows proverbs, reconciles difficulties - Yoruba
A wise man whose wisdom serves him not is wise in vain. - Ennius
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. * Bacon
A wise man's heart turns to the right, a fool's to the left. Ecc.10:2
A wise monkey don't monkey around with another monkey's monkey
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey.
A wise old man once told me never to listen to a wise old man.
A wise person knows that he lacks knowledge.
A wise person makes his own decisions, a weak one obeys public opinion. -- Chinese proverb
A wise person sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can
A wise person sees the truth in all statements
A wise princess once said: Sometimes a frog is just a fr
A wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
A wise son maketh a glad father. - Proverbs 10:1
A wise teacher makes learning a joy. (Proverbs 15:2 TLB)
A wise woman once said.."I don't know, but I'll find out"
A wise woman will always let her husband have her way
A wish is a desire without an attempt
A wit with dunces and a dunce with wits. - Pope
A wit's a feather, and a chief's a god; An honest man is the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope
A witch might drive a brougham.
A witticism, a bon mot, a.. THAT'S ENOUGH, DATA!
A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention
A witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire
A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
A wizard without a sword, thank you.
A wizard's only a priest without a god and a damp handshake
A wizard, huh? I throw my drink at him.
A wizards staff has a knob on the end !
A wock is what you throw at a wabbit
A wok is something you throw at a wabbit
A wok is what you cook a wabbit with
A wok is what you frow at a wabbit
A wolf by any other name is still a slinky
A wolf is a fox that brings flowers with him.
A wolf is a fox who sends flowers.
A woman a day keeps the wife away
A woman admitting that I am right?!? Something _must_ be
A woman and not have children. It's the central mission of women. -Hil
A woman came up to me and said, "I'd like to poison your mind"
A woman can be happy with any man as long as she doesn't love him.
A woman can look both moral and exciting -- if she also looks as if it were quite a struggle. -- Edna Ferber
A woman can never be too rich or too thin
A woman cries before the wedding, a man after.
A woman dropped into Isaac Newton's lap ... he discovered depravity
A woman drove me to drink & I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy
A woman drove me to drink and I never even thanked her
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the courtesy to thank her!
A woman drove me to drink. I never properly thanked her.
A woman either loves or hates; she knows no medium. <Publilius>
A woman flying upside down is a crackup
A woman forgives the audacity of which her beauty has prompted us to be guilty. -- LeSage
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one. -- Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
A woman has to be twice as good as a man to go half as far.
A woman has to be twice as good as a man to go half as far. - Fannie Hurst
A woman hath nine lives like a cat.
A woman in the buff is better than a diamond in the rough.
A woman in the house is worth two in the street
A woman is a person who reaches for a chair when the phone rings.
A woman is a two edged sword... driven through you!
A woman is always buying something
A woman is always buying something. - Ovid
A woman is as young as she damn well pleases to be!
A woman is just a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke!
A woman is like a bottle of wine, a feminist is like a WHINE bottle
A woman is like a dresser ... some man always goin' through her drawers
A woman is like a gun--don't fool with it!
A woman is like a piano. She's either upright or grand
A woman is like a two edged sword ... driven through your skull
A woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from her, she follows. -- Chamfort
A woman is like... a beer! -Homer Simpson
A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld. -L. Long
A woman is only a woman but a good cigar is a Smoke!
A woman is only a woman, but a '486 is computing!!!
A woman is only a woman, but a cigar is a good smoke.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling
A woman is only as old as the man she feels.
A woman is raped every 6 minutes and every 18 seconds a woman is beaten.
A woman is still whole after being eaten
A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me
A woman is the only thing that I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me. - Abraham Lincoln
A woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right
A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the sea.
A woman knows the face of the man she loves like a sailor knows the open sea. - Honoré de Balzac
A woman knows the value of love, but a man knows its cost.
A woman knows, Lieutenant. Adel Renn
A woman may veil her face with a smile.
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. -- Nietzsche
A woman must be a genius to create a good husband.
A woman must do something twice as well as a man to be considered half as good
A woman needs a fish like a man needs a bicycle
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
A woman never forgets her sex.
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't
A woman of wit acquires the cynicism of man.
A woman on time is one in nine
A woman rarely discards one lover until she is sure of another
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding cloths. - Joseph Addison
A woman senses these things. - Scully
A woman should have compassion
A woman should have compassion. - James T. Kirk
A woman should have compassion. -- Kirk, "Catspaw"
A woman should have compassion. Kirk, Catspaw, stardate 3018.2.
A woman shouldn't have to buy her own perfume. -- Maurine Lewis
A woman stops telling her age when it starts telling on her.
A woman talks to one man, looks at a second, and thinks of a third
A woman uses her intelligence to explain her intuitions
A woman walked into a bank and said, I want to open a joint account with somebody who has money!
A woman was in love with fourteen soldiers. It was clearly platoonic
A woman who dresses to kill may cook the same way!
A woman who hates her father will end up hating you.
A woman who is loved always has success. <Baum>
A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid
A woman who's buttocks practically scrape the carpet!
A woman whose beauty was heartstopping, whose fury was heart-freezing
A woman with PMS & ESP is a b*tch who knows it all.
A woman with a past, has no future. - Oscar Wilde
A woman without a bicycle is like a fish without an airplane
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. Therefore, a man without a woman is like a bicycle without a fish
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bycycle.
A woman without a man is like a garden without a fence.
A woman would rather talk with a man than an angel.
A woman's accusation is all that is need to for conviction.
A woman's advice has little value, but he who won't take it is a fool
A woman's advice is not worth much, but he who doesn't he
A woman's advice is not worth much, but he who doesn't heed it is a fool
A woman's best friend is a diamond, and a man's best friend a dog?
A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. -- Clare Booth Luce, quoted in "The Wit of Women"
A woman's brain is divided into two parts - dollars and cents. - Anonymous MCP
A woman's brain is her Achilles' Heel.
A woman's chief asset is man's imagination.
A woman's choice can kill a man.
A woman's computer room is her hideaway!
A woman's favorite position is CEO
A woman's guess is more accurate than a man's certainty.
A woman's head on a spike is not a pretty thing
A woman's home is her palace.
A woman's hopes are woven of sunbeams; a shadow annihilates them
A woman's idea of heaven is a place where she won't have to wash the dishes
A woman's intuition is merely a guess that made good
A woman's life is a history of affections.
A woman's love for a man is greater than a man's love for a woman
A woman's love is a man's privilege, not his right
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's.... she changes it more often.
A woman's no is ok, but a man's no is insensistivity
A woman's only a woman, a good cigar's a smoke.
A woman's only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Kipling
A woman's place is everyplace.
A woman's place is in command
A woman's place is in the bedroom. - Ferdinand Marcos
A woman's place is in the home - usually next to HER BBS
A woman's place is in the home - usually next to the telephone.
A woman's place is in the home, in front of her computer.
A woman's place is in the home, next to her PC.
A woman's place is in the house and sweeping the Senate floor!
A woman's place is in the wrong.
A woman's place is in the wrong. - James Thurber
A woman's promise to be on time carries a lot of wait
A woman's right to abortion...akin to her right to be
A woman's silence is wonderful to listen to.
A woman's speed limit is 68, at 69 she blows a rod.
A woman's virtue is man's greatest invention.
A woman's work is never done.... (unless she lives alone!)
A woman, but grabs a potato
A woman, especially if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. -- Jane Austen
A woman, like a good piece of music, should have a solid end. - Franz
A woman, like music, should have a good end
A woman, like music, should have a good end - F. Schubert
A woman, like music, should have a good end.
A woman, like music, should have a good end. --Schubert.
A womans no is ok, but a mans no is insensistivity
A womans place is in the house ... and in the senate.
A womans place is in the kitchen !
A womans place is on my face.
A womans work is never done, and a Bajorans doubly so
A women was in love with fourteen soldiers; it was platoonic.
A women's place in racing is behind the wheel
A women's place is in the home - usually next to HER BBS
A women's place is in the home - usually next to the telephone.
A wonder last but nine days, but Ferengi's are quick salesmen
A wonderful Republican tradition continues
A wonderfully spritely albeit annoying woman - Crow
A wonders of our century: the Spring-loaded, Reuseable Toothpick!
A wookie is a wecently wecwuted powiceman.
A wookie is an over-sized tribble with an attitude.
A word beginning with F and ending with UCK? Firetruck.
A word fitly spoken is like a beautiful apple of gold.
A word is dead, When it is said; Some say. I say It just began to live that day. - Emily Dickinson
A word is like a friend - always good to know another.
A word is the game and the game is the word
A word is worth 1/1000th of a picture
A word means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less
A word of advice - don't give it
A word of advice . . . don't give it.
A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success
A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success
A word spoken in due season, how good it is! - Proverbs 15:23
A word to @F is necessary
A word to @TOFIRST@ is necessary
A word to Orville is necessary.
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice. - Bill Cosby
A word to the wise is enough. -- Miguel de Cervantes
A word to the wise is not necessary, it's the dumb one's that need it.
A word to the wise is often enough to start an argument.y
A word to the wise isn't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice. --Bill Cosby
A working girl is one who quit her job to get married
A world dominated by mead-halls
A world of indifference. Heads and hearts too full.: Rush
A world of red neon and ultramarine RUSH -Alien Shore
A world of wanted children would make a world of difference
A world without religion is a truly peaceful world.
A world without snowflakes is like... summer!
A worm is PD software with an attitude
A worried Captain Janeway realised Ensign Gilligan was in her crew
A worried mind weighs a man down, but a kind word cheers him up.
A worthless wise man always charms the rabble.
A wound that will not heal. A heart that cannot feel.: Rush
A wounded spirit who can bear? - Proverbs 18:14
A wriggling worm in the hand sure beats two in the ground
A writer and his works should never be confused one for the other.
A writer feels about critics as a tree feels about dogs
A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction. -- William Faulkner
A writer is someone who writes, and a stinger is something that stings. But fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, hammers don't ham, humdingers don't humding, and ushers don't ush,,,
A writer looks upon a book review critic the way trees look upon dogs.
A writer looks upon a book review critic the way trees look upon dogs.
A writer must not shift your point of view
A writer thinks of critics as a tree feels about dogs.
A wrong in capital cases is excused or palliated
A wrong is not done to one who knows and wills it
A wrong is not presumed
A yankee comes south to *_____visit*
A yankee visits the south. A damnyankee stays
A yard without a tree isn't fit for a dog!
A yarn monster! - Crow on shaggy alien beast
A yawn is a silent shout.
A yawn is a silent shout. >YYYYYYYYAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNN!!!!!!!<
A yawn is a silent shout. -- Chesterton
A yawn is sometimes a silent shout.
A yawn may be impolite, but it's an honest opinion
A year ago A cold October night...
A year ago I couldn't even spell Genalogist now I are one
A year ago... A cold October night
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in
A year without hunting is like a dinner without wine. - Jeff Cooper
A year's work in artificial intelligence makes you believe in god
A yeer ago I kudnt spel progrmr; now I are won
A yer ago I kudnt eevun spel progrmer. now I are won
A yer ago I kudnt spel '386 now I own won
A yer ago I kudnt spel fotogopher now I are won
A yer ago I kudnt spel jeanyus now I are won.
A yer ago I kudnt spel modderrater, now I are won
A yer ago I kudnt spel progremr now I are won.
A yer ago I kudnt spel tecknisian now I are won
A yer ago I kundt spel jeanyus now I are won.
A yer ao I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won.
A yer ao I kudnt spel seks mainiek now I are won.
A young Mrs. Lockhorn prepares dinner - Tom
A young child is a noise with dirt on it
A young doctor means a new graveyard
A young doctor means a new graveyard. German proverb
A young lion charges quickest, and when you least expect it!
A young man loves the first woman who flatters him
A young man's fancy and an old man's dream.
A young sophisticator who falls in love 3 pages later
A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the world have nothing to do with tires,,,
A youthful Jabba the Hut - Mike on Mel Torme
A yummy enemy isn't an enemy for very long
A zealot's stones will break my bones, but gods will never hurt me
A zebra cannot change its spots - Al Gore
A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore
A zoinoid Guyver? -- The Guyver
A zoo animal, released, afraid to leave its cage. That is conservatism.
A zoo animal, released, afraid to leave its cage. That`s a christian
A zoo is a good place to study human behavior
A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. L. Long
A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. (shortened)
A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. - Lazarus Long
A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. -- Heinlein
A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. This may be the purpose of the universe. -L. Long
A! = Animaniacs
A! Collectable Taglines #02: Wakko Warner
A! Collectable Taglines #06: Slappy Squirrel
A! Collectable Taglines #11: Ralph the Security Guard
A! Collectable Taglines #12: Dr. Otto Scratchansniff
A! Collectable Taglines #14: Thaddeus Plotz
A! Collectable Taglines #17: Marita Hippo
A! Collectable Taglines #20: Minerva Mink
A! Collectable Taglines #23: Katie Ka-Boom
A! Collectable Taglines #4: Pinky
A! Collectable Taglines #5: Brain
A! JW2 YK++^i WK++^i DT++ $++ T:138 (Rita) E35 (Animaniacs Stew)
A&P, God's gift to Pilots
A' Stuarts arena sib to the king.- Old Scot Sayin
A'hm Perot of Borg. Resistance? Now that's just sad
A) Hi! B) Hello! C) Good evening!
A) I don't want to, 2) it's boring, and D) well, I forget
A) You didn't ask - Ivanova
A)Yes b)No c)Maybe So d)Imponderable!
A)Young B)Rich B)Handsome C)Old, broke, and well
A)bort R)etry F)ire cannon at it and kill it
A)bort R)etry G)et a gun and kill it.
A)bort R)etry G)et a stick and kill it.
A)bort R)etry I)gnore D)estroy
A)bort R)etry I)nfluence with large hammer.
A)bort R)etry S)mack the @#$%* thing
A)bort R)etry T)ake an axe to it?
A)bort S)elf destruct R)etry L)oad Gun F)ail
A)bort download session
A)bort, (R)etry, (G)rab a stick and kill it
A)bort, F)ail, C)reate a holographic image in plasma mem
A)bort, I)gnore, R)etry, Bullwinkle?
A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare Bankruptcy
A)bort, R)etch, F)lail, I)gnite
A)bort, R)etry or S)elf-destruct?
A)bort, R)etry, B)low dust off manual and consult it?
A)bort, R)etry, B)uy OS/2
A)bort, R)etry, C)all Cable Guy?
A)bort, R)etry, F)ail, Give up!
A)bort, R)etry, F)ail, N)aww, gimme 2 cards
A)bort, R)etry, F)ail, N)ever mind
A)bort, R)etry, G)ag
A)bort, R)etry, G)et a life?
A)bort, R)etry, G)et the shotgun and shoot the damned thing
A)bort, R)etry, G)un it down
A)bort, R)etry, H)ell Fire Missile!
A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, C)ry
A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, F)ail, S)ell it!
A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, F)ail, T)he Hell with it
A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, F)ail, W)eep, S)ob?
A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, M)ore Alcohol?
A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, V)alium?
A)bort, R)etry, I)mpeach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with a large hammer.
A)bort, R)etry, P)anic
A)bort, R)etry, P)ee in drive door
A)bort, R)etry, P)ut on the Mask?
A)bort, R)etry, S)acrifice to random god?
A)bort, R)etry, S)elf-destruct?
A)bort, R)etry, S)hoot the &*%&^ thing!
A)bort, R)etry, S)mack the friggin thing
A)bort, R)etry, S)wear?
A)bort, R)etry, U)se a better tagline
A)bort, R)etry, U)se a bigger hammer
A)bort, R)etry, reB)oot
A)ll I)diot, D)ykes are S)lain
A**HOLE, sir. Major A**hole.- Spaceballs
A**HOLE, sir. Major A**hole.- Spaceballs A*C, who said A*C?
A*C, who said A*C?
A, <CTRL>-A and <ALT>-A: The three most common commands in Bluewave.
A, B, ... (Long time, no C)
A, Ontario. Canadian, or North American
A, jel' to onaj sto cuti u bioskopu?
A-&ý#^1s_
A-10 Warthog Drivers, Well, I guess you can hitch a ride
A-10 pilots have bigger guns
A-4 Skyhawks forever
A-440 or Fight!
A-A*** >>
A-A-Ayukawa! <SLAP>
A-BORG-rigine: Australia is irrelevant.
A-FLAT MINOR: Result of dropping a piano down a mine.
A-HA- You really bought the whole line, didn't you, kid? - Aahz
A-H_H_H_H_H_H_ Tension braker had to be done.
A-Ko, B-ko Save your fighting for the classroom. -- Ayumi-Sensei
A-SLAAB: on a Saab.
A-birdinC.etSheesh! Yol
A-hem, helllooooo nurse... I don't get it? -- Slappy
A-huuu-huuu-ab-ab-ab-ab-ab-ab-ab. -Stuttering John
A-one for the money, two for the show
A-roof wuf... LeChuck. GRRRR.. -- Spiffy, the dog in the bar
A-tennnn-HUT! Readyyyy? PANIC...two, three, four.
A-vitamiini parantaa hamaranakoa: Hamaraa nakyy enemman ja paremmin
A-weem-o-wrat, a-weem-o-wrat, hey hey hey
A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop, a-wop-bam-boom. Grease
A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop, a-wop-bam-boom. Little Richard
A-wop-bop-a-loo-maw, a-wop bam-boom
A. Buy, B. Sell, C. Read only, or 4. Route!
A. EINSTEIN - Gone Fission
A. Einstein: "Every once in a while, stop and enjoy an ice cream cone."
A. J.: A Jerk! - Tom on name in credits
A..._barely adequate_ substitute for you. - Bashir
A...officer was induced into self-immolation by the defendant. --Mulder
A.A. members make souse calls.
A.A.A.A.A. American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive
A.A.U.W. - The American Association of Ugly Wimmin
A.C.L.U. - Anti Cristian Litigation Unit
A.C.L.U. - Association of Creep Lawyers and Utopians
A.C.L.U. : American Criminal Lover's Union! 1-800-SCRE-WME
A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.:A Coarse Response Of Newly Yodeled Matter
A.D.A.-- Disabled people independence from discrimination.
A.E.G.'s are available from FTP://clover.cleaf.com
A.I. hackers do it with robots
A.I.D.S. Ass Injected Death Sentence
A.M. FAULT: Insert Coffee and Press Any Key
A.M.I.G.A. = A Machine I Give Away
A.M.I.G.A. = A Magnificent Idea Gone Astray
A.M.I.G.A. = Amazing, Magical, Incredible Graphics & Animations!
A.M.I.G.A. = Amigas Make Idiot Gates Angry
A.M.I.G.A. = Amigas Make Incredibly Good Animations!
A.M.I.G.A. = Asinine Machine Invented for Gaming Adolescents
A.P.P.L.E.: Another Pricey Piece of Lousy Equipment <g>
A.P.P.L.E.: A Piece of Pretty Lousy Equipment
A.S.P.C.A. Loving Animals
A.T.C. = Always Talking Confusingly
A.T.C. = Always Talking Confusingly
A1 DUKE OF NEW YORK
A1.11+Gifs!
A1200 On A Desk!
A320 = Poodle; it's cute, French, but it's still a dog
A320 Co-Pilot to Captain: "Sir, What's It Doing?"
A320: Computer-designed, robot-built, flown by Frenchmen!
A4000/040 OS 3.1 Toaster 4000/3.1: Lovin' every minute of it!
A500 rullaa!
A: I don't know and I don't care.
A: Kettle drums
A: Not Ready. Formatting C: while waiting
A: You can't kill a Borg with a combadge!
A:God; Q:"What cases a bump in the night?"
A:I'm a lawyer. B:Honest? A:No, the usual kind.
A:\ B:\ C:\ - Alphabet of a new generation.
A:\MOTHER.DNA+B:\FATHER.DNA C:\BABY.EXE
A:™ B:™ C:™ - Alphabet of a new generation
A=B : A^2=AB : A^2-B^2=AB-B^2 : (A+B)(A-B)=B(A-B) : A+B=B : 2B=B : 2=1
A@#%24305bsrnqysw46uw6j6sn <- Tagline from my cat
A@#%24305bsrnqysw46uw6j6sn <- Tagline from Cuddles
A@R@ R N@R@ I ! D@R@ M/*\A@R@ * *
AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!! You brute! Knock before entering a ladies room!
AA AAA: for those driven to drink
AA Road Atlas Of Rockall
AA Virus, only lets you run 12-step programs.
AA can use even people like you. It improves our tolerance.
AA cleaned up my free will and gave it back to me.
AA gave me the key. Not to get into Heaven but to get out of hell.
AA is not for those who need it, but for those who want it.
AA takes time; you can't learn Russian in a day.
AA virus: only allows your system to run twelve step programs
AA-7 Found..(C)haff..(F)lares..(S)ilk
AAA Amazingly Appropriate Abbreviation
AAA Ardvark www.redweb.com/wraithspace/creator/Scott-Hampton
AAA Found..(C)haff..(F)lares..(S)ilk
AAAA - Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAAA American association against acronym abuse
AAAA Americans Against Acronym Abuse
AAAA: Australian Association Against Acronym Abuse.
AAAAA - American Aliance Against Acronym Abuse
AAAAA - American Asociation Against Acronym Abuse!!!!
AAAAA - American Association Against Abbreviation Abuse
AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAAAA - Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous
AAAAA : Australian Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAAAA--American Association Against Alliteration Abuse
AAAAA-CHOOOO! Maybe it's that Liberal Truth Allergy?
AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAAAA: American Association Against Alliteration Abuse
AAAAA: Australian Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAAAAA - American Association Againscronym Abuse Anonymous
AAAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse and Ambiguity
AAAAAAA - American Association Always Adamantly Against Acronym Abuse
AAAAAAAA! - Pulaski, falling down the Turbolift Shaft
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! --Londo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!! <clutch chest> *thud*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Yer a Bible Thumping Sperm Worshipper!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! <thud>
AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAARGH! My windows are exploding!
AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! MY Aching head!.
AAAAAH! It's the attack of the evil Macintoshes!
AAAAAHHHHHHH, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp - Fish.
AAAAAIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHH!!! - Illinois Nazis
AAAAAggggh! AGAIN reality ruins my bulletproof vest
AAAAHH! Just resting my eyes! - Homer
AAAAHHHH! My underpants are alive! They're shrinking! * Lister
AAAAHHHH! My underpants shrinking! Get them off! GET THEM OFF!
AAAAHHHH! My underpants are alive! They're shrinking!
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!! LIGHTN{{$##{ &^#{(##{carrier lost
AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! ...Tension breaker, had to be done
AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!! -- John Wayne Bobbit
AAAHH,...AAAHH,...AAAHH CHOOO! - Data
AAAHHH, IT'S WAYNE! AAAHHH, IT'S SPAM!
AAAHHHhhh
AAAHHHhhh...
AAAIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! -- Chekov
AAARGH !
AAARRGGHH! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! --Beavis.
AAARRRRGGGHH! Wrong key! Now I have to think up ANOTHER tagline!
AAARRRRRGGGG!!!! English translation..."hey baby!" - Worf
AAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! ... Tension breaker, had to be done
AAAUUUGHH -- I mean BAAA !
AAAhhh, I see you're using the Machine that goes Bing.
AAAhhhhhhhh! The flying Elvises are BACK!!!!!!!
AAC: Alter All Commands
AACCHHOOO!!! Damn! The idiots are in bloom!
AACK! My brain has started to shrink!!
AACK! Not again... It's the thread that will not die!
AAD: Alter All Data
AAGTP--American Association of Gun Totin' Pagans
AAH! SKYLAB! The Tick
AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
AAO: Add And Overflow
AAR: Alter At Random
AARDVARK PARK - Home of Bozarth's Taglines - 713-664-7799
AARDVARK: Difficult labor.
AARP will be really B-I-G when 100,000 people a day turn 65 starting in 2011 ,,,, bye bye yuppies, hello baby boomers!
AARP: American Association of RIME Persons
AARP: American Association of RIME Persons
AARRGGHH! A virus was chewing my FAT!
AARRGGHH! I'll not go off-topic! [prying hands off keyboard]
AARRGGHH! I've just been stabbed! said Tom, half-heartedly
AARRGGHH! Who took my M&Ms out of the freezer?
AARRGGHH! $#@!%#@!#@! NO CARRIER! Now where do we land?
AARRGGHH! (The sound of someone actually learning something)
AARRGGHH! A snow snake's got me! - Calvin
AARRGGHH! Here it is @TIME@, and I'm still typing messages!
AARRGGHH! I don't need my clothes ... I need my MODEM!
AARRGGHH! I'm <cringe> afraid to ask.... Tell me, Tell me!!
AARRGGHH! Look at the time on this mail clock! ... ZZZZzzzz
AARRGGHH! My underpants are alive! They're shrinking!
AARRGGHH! Not the old RTFM <g>
AARRGGHH! The Sysop is picking on me&)#*@($* NO CARRIER
AARRGGHH! These aren't Taglines!! They're infestations!!
AARRGGHH! Where are you, Heart of the Tiger? - Thrakhath
AARRGGHH! You're gonna PITCH 90% of the stuff I send you! FIEND!
AARRGGHH!! CAN'T DO IT THIS WAY ... EXCEEDS `PUTER'S MEMORY!!
AARRGGHH!! I don't need my clothes I need my MODEM!!!
AARRGGHH!! I've been subpoenaed to appear in *Tagline Court*!
AARRGGHH!! II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx!!
AARRGGHH!! It IS 4 A.M. -- Taglines; No sleep!!!!
AARRGGHH!! Jealous creature, that Pooh!
AARRGGHH!! That's a *sick* recycled anti-cat Tagline!!
AARRGGHH!! These aren't Taglines!! They're infestations!!
AARRGGHH!!!!...Tension breaker, had to be done.
AARRGGHH!!, I've just been stabbed! said Tom half-heartedly.
AARRGGHH. I'll kill myself. I quoted @Q!
AARRGGHH. I'll kill myself. I quoted @Q!"Bitsy pookums," I'd say. "Yes, snoogy woogy," She'd reply
AARRGGHH. I'll kill myself. I quoted @Q!Damn! Send me your phonebill @F, I quoted 26%!
AARRGH...Tension breaker. Had to be done
AARRGHH! A virus was chewing my FAT!
AARRGHH!! A Virus was "Chewing The FAT"!!!
AARRGHH!! A virus was chewing my FAT.
AARRRGHHHHH!!!
AARRRRGGHHHH!!!!!!!!...... Tension breaker, had to be done.
AAUUGH! It mast be broken! (Tatewake Kuno)
AAUUGH! It mast be broken! (Tatewake Kuno, Nihau my Concubine)
AAaaarrrghh! Pandas can't talk! - Genma
AAcckk!! II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx!!
AArrgghh!! II''mm iinn ffuull dduupplleexx!!
AAww c'mon (please[insert puppy-dog eyes here])
AB negative? You might as well ask for a ticket home. -- Klinger
AB> Need any more? Just ask!
AB> in any known universe!!!
AB: Add Backwards
ABACUS....Binary the easy way :-)
ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO PRESS ENTER HERE !
ABC "ass burning curry"
ABC AcADemY oF BiDiGItAl dActYloGrApHy
ABC AcADemY oF BiDiGItAl dActYloGrApHy
ABC Anybody but Clinton
ABC for '96 (Anybody But Clinton!)
ABC in 1996: Anybody But Clinton
ABC's for '96 --- Anybody But Clinton!
ABC: AlphaBetize Code
ABC: American Boring Crud.
ABC: Celebrating 50 years on the T-V
ABCD GOLDFISH? LMNO GOLDFISH!
ABCD GOLDFISH? LMNO GOLDFISH!
ABCD Puppies? LMNO Puppies. OSAR, CMP? OSIC. (Say it fast!)
ABCDE: A Beast Can Destroy Earth.
ABCDEFGHIJKLMN PQRSTUVWXYZ ( Hole in the O zone )
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ...now I know my ABC's
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPRSTUVWXYZ.. "Where the hell is Q?" - Picard
ABCDGFE
ABDICATION, n. An act whereby a sovereign attests his sense of the high temperature of the throne. - Ambrose Bierce
ABDOMINOS - sit-ups & pizza, in 30 minutes or less
ABEND: PLugremovEDfromouTLT
ABERDONIANS do it sheepishly.
ABMs? We don neeed no steeenkin ABMs.
ABODE; n., a long wooden plank. As in, "Hit him in da haid wiff abode.
ABOLISH HOSTILITY - KISS MY FRIENDLY ASS.
ABOMINABLE: When the male bovine swallows dynamite.
ABORT, RETRY, GET THE SHOTGUN AND SHOOT THE DAMNED THING.
ABORT: Drivel filter is compromised!
ABORTION CLINIC: You B<<>>> 'Em, we hang 'em!
ABORTION CLINIC: You Bang 'Em, we hang 'em!
ABORTION CLINIC: You rape 'em, we scrape 'em!
ABORTION ON DEMAND, WITHOUT APOLOGY
ABORTION(n): love's labor lost
ABORTION: A BABY CAN LIVE WITHOUT IT!
ABR: Add Beyond Range
ABRAHAM LINCOLN - I wonder how the play ended?
ABSCOND, v.i. To "move in a mysterious way," commonly with the property of another. - Ambrose Bierce
ABSENCE: That common cure of love.
ABSORBINE SENIOR - Tom's super hero
ABrac Cadabra News?
AC & DC charged and ready to go
AC Current: Alternating Current current
AC/DC is a sort-of sophisticated neanderthal stomp.
ACADEMY(n): modern school where football is taught
ACC.EXE-100% guaranteed to get SMALLEST Archive
ACC: Advance CPU Clock
ACCIDENT TAGLINES:
ACCIDENT: Das Bleedinkmess
ACCORDION: Bagpipe with pleats.
ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.
ACCOUNTANTS do it for profit
ACCOUNTANTS do it with balance
ACCOUNTANTS do it with double entry
ACCOUNTANTS do it with double entry and in-depth tests.
ACCY MAJORS do it in numbers
ACD - Another Clinton Day ... CLOD - Clinton Overload Day
ACDC: Allow Controller to Delete Contents
ACDP: Allow Controller to Die Peacefully
ACE! Give me that can of Nitro-9 you're not carrying
ACH! He said ,"Fire at Will", undt now Will is KAPUT!
ACHIEVEMENT, n. The death of endeavor and the birth of disgust. - Ambrose Bierce
ACHT NEUN NEUN SIEBEN ACHT DREI NEUN
ACHTUNG! Tagline nicht offnen
ACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes; If Not, Then OS Hangs
ACK and ye shall receive.
ACK! I'm outta Jolly Ranchers!
ACK! My brain positively throbs with SLACK!
ACK! PHBBT!
ACK! Who turned reality back on?
ACK-NAK-ACK-NAK. Modem in hay fever season?
ACLU - All Clinton's Lies Uncovered
ACLU - American Criminal Liberties Union
ACLU - American Criminal Lobbyist Union
ACLU - Another Creepy Leftist Unit
ACLU - Anti-Christ Lawsuit Union.
ACLU - Anti-Christian Lucifer Union
ACLU - Association of Creepy Lawyers and Utopians
ACLU -- American Criminals' Lobbyist Union
ACLU = All Criminals Love Us!
ACLU mascot is a red Devil!
ACLU, leaders in the fight for freedom of, and from, religion
ACLU: Asinine Conglomerate of Legal Ulcers
ACLU: Advancement of Criminal, Licentious, and Unabashed behavior.
ACLU: All Clinton's Lies Uncovered
ACLU: American Communist-Liberal Union
ACLU: American Criminal Lobbyist's Union
ACLU: American Criminal's Liberties Union
ACLU: American Criminals' Lobbyist Union
ACLU: Associated Criminal Liberties Union
ACLU: Association of Corrupt Lawyers and Utopians
ACLU: Unraveling the moral fiber of America!
ACME - Provider of painful blunt instruments for 50 years
ACME Abortion Clinic: "No fetus can beat us!"
ACME Abortion Clinic: "You bang 'em, we hang 'em!"
ACME Exploding Tagline ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... <BOOM!>
ACME Space and Explosives - We can put anything in
ACME Syringe Company - You got the right one baby! Uh Huh!
ACME Tagline Co. Ltd. Inc. Genuine Exploding Tagline. 5... 4... 3
ACME taglines, when the best won't do!
ACME: For fifty years the leader in creative meyhem.
ACOUSTIC COUPLER(n): 2 guitarists engaged in fornicating
ACOUSTIC: What you play pool with.
ACQT: Advance Clock to Quitting Time
ACQUISITION RULE: 1. Once you have their money, you never give it back.
ACREDITE SE QUIZER !
ACROBAT: Someone who will always do you a good turn
ACRONYM Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning
ACRONYM: - Alphabetic Collocation Reducing Or Numbing Your Memory
ACRONYM: Abbrev. Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning
ACRONYM: Resident of a certain city in Ohio.
ACROPHOBES get down
ACROSTIC: An angry flea.
ACSII stupid question and get a stupid ANSII
ACT II: Death Drives a Stick.
ACT NORMAL! ACT NORMAL!! - Homer
ACT NORMAL! ACT NORMAL!! - Homer Simpson
ACTING! -- Tom Servo
ACTING!!! - Tom on villain's hammy soliloquy
ACTION ITEM * action item * ACTION ITEM * action item * ACTION ITEM
ACTION is POWER (along with money and big guns)
ACTIONS: Speak louder than words but less often
ACTIVISTS try to force you to do it their way.
ACTOR: A man who tries to be everything but himself
ACTORS do it in the limelight
ACTORS do it on camera
ACTORS do it on cue.
ACTORS do it on stage
ACTORS play around
ACTORS pretend doing it
ACTUALLY, adv. Perhaps; possibly.
ACTUALLY: [adv] Perhaps; possibly.
ACTUARIES do it in multidisciplined teams.
ACTUARIES do it to prevent unnecessary losses.
ACTUARIES do it with mathematicians.
ACUPUNCTURISTS do it with a small prick.
ACURA: Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
ACURA: Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
ACURA: Awful, Crappy, Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
AD 2100, Time travel is a thing of the past
AD COUNCIL: Liberal brainwashing you pay taxes for
AD DA LA LA LIFE GOES ON
AD Vision, anime you watch with your pants around yer ankels!
AD and D: Advanced Democrats and Dragons. Everyone Should
AD&D Advice: "When in doubt, FIREBALL!"
AD&D Advice: Always attack a floating eye from BEHIND!
AD&D Advice: It exists only if the DM allows it to exist.
AD&D Advice: It is unwise to meddle in the affairs of wizards.
AD&D Advice: Never turn your back on a monster.
AD&D Advice: Never use a lightning bolt in a small room.
AD&D Advice: When in doubt, FIREBALL!
AD&D Advice: Always attack a floating eye from BEHIND!
AD&D Advice: It exists only if the DM allows it to exist.
AD&D Advice: It is unwise to meddle in the affairs of wizards.
AD&D Advice: Never turn your back on a monster.
AD&D Advice: Never use a lightning bolt in a small room.
AD&D Advice: When in doubt, FIREBALL!
AD&D Comment: Bards do it for audiences.
AD&D Definition - N.P.C. = person of limited destiny
AD&D Error #89: Never *moon* a Werewolf!
AD&D Error: Laughing at a live dragon
AD&D Error: Taking sleep-therapy classes from a vampire
AD&D Error: Teasing a dragon about its mother
AD&D Error: Attacking the cathedral with an undead army
AD&D Error: Keeping your magical items within reach of children
AD&D Error: Showing your evil spouse what your estate is worth
AD&D Famous Last Words #34: "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon!"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "+25 to hit, +30 damage? YOU GO FIRST!"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "A 25th lvl CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "BeholderÄbeschmolder... Let me at it!"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Brak? That's a stupid name for a barbarian."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "But it's ONLY an Eye Tyrant..."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "But it's only a LITTLE red dragon"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "C'mon DM, let's see some REAL monsters!"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Can I have a succubus for a familiar?"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Don't worry, I can handle it."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Dragon HORDE? I thought y'said Dragon HOARD!"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Dragon? What dragon?"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Forget Demigorgon - I want that gold..."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Glad it's over with. I'm taking off my armor."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "I bet it's an illusion."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "I didn't think ANYTHING did 40-400 hp damage."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "I disarmed the trap."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "I don't see any archers..."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "I found the TRAAAAaaaaaaaapppp!"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "I go up and try to pick the Lich's pocket..."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "I missed with a natural 20?"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "I pay my taxes in copper pieces..."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "I read a book on magic Ä what could go wrong?"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "I think the dragon's asleep..."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "I want to challenge my god to a duel..."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Magic users are WIMPS!"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "NOTHING does 20-200 points of damage!"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Nothing can penetrate this armor!"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Of course I searched for traps."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Relax. Nothing ever happens at first level.
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Right, and I'm the Prince of Thieves..."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "So what good is a ring of Chthulu control?"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "That could never happen here"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "That sounded like dragon wings..."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "The DM won't let us die!"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "The dragon isn't so big."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "They're JUST kobolds. What're you scared of?"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "This dungeon is a pushover."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "This looks like a safe place to camp."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "This should be easy"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Those Orcs couldn't hit an elephant at thi-"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Trolls wimps! Nyah, nyah, nyah!"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Was I the only one who heard that click?"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Watch me moon that werewolf..."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "We hire Orcus to be our guide "
AD&D Famous Last Words: "We really didn't need a Cleric anyway."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "We should have become farmers..."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Well, I think that's the last of them..."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "What do you mean I hit with negative damage?
AD&D Famous Last Words: "What pit?"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "What's a `pantheon', and why is it mad at me?"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "What's the worse that town can do? Lynch us?"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "You saw a WHAT around the corner?"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "You're a sorry excuse for a God..."
AD&D Famous Last Words: Damn, Tiamat - you're one UGLY dragon
AD&D Famous Last Words: Don't worry, I can handle it.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Glad it's over with. I'm taking off my armor.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Hey, Dragon - got a light?
AD&D Famous Last Words: I didn't think ANYTHING did 40-400 hp damage.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Naw - it's just sleeping
AD&D Famous Last Words: Relax. Nothing ever happens at first level.
AD&D Famous Last Words: This is the safe way to do it
AD&D Famous Last Words: Watch me goose that sleeping dragon!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Well, that's the last of them
AD&D Famous Last Words: "...and you're UGLY, too!"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "A lich, huh? No problem; I steal his spellbook."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Allah sucks'n you're all a bunch of Ragheads!"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "At least, lightning never strikes twice..."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Aw... isn't that the cutest little Snarf Beast?"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Brak? That's a stupid name for a barbarian."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "C'mon DM, let's see some REAL monsters!"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "C'mon guys--we're a TEAM!"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Don't worry, I can handle it."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Dragon? What dragon?"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Forget picking th'lock-just kick th'door down!"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Glad it's over with. I'm taking off my armor.
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Hey dragon Ä BITE ME!"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "How many hit points do I have? Let me check."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "I bet it's an illusion."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "I didn't think ANYTHING did 40-400 hp damage.
AD&D Famous Last Words: "I disarmed the trap."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "I go up to the Lich and try to pick his pocket"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "I got bit by a *what*?
AD&D Famous Last Words: "I lite the emergency candle. Why's it hissing?"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "I wait until I can see its eyes..." - Kerag
AD&D Famous Last Words: "It's dangerous, but think of the XP's!"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "It's perfectly safe"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Lloth, shmolth, get out of my way, Ms. Uglyface!"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "No, it's NOT loaded."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Nothing can penetrate this armor."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Relax. Nothing ever happens at first level."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Stand back you wimps - *I'LL* kill it!"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "This dungeon is a pushover."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "This is an *easy* dungeon."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "This looks like a safe place to camp."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Trolls are wimps! Nyah, nyah, nyah!"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "We killed the last of the Bugbears..."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "What do you mean the devil ate my soul?"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "What red dragon?"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Where'd that arrow come from?"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Why bother checking for traps?"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Why is the DM laughing?"
AD&D Famous Last Words: "You'll sic an army of swans on me? HAHAHA..."
AD&D Famous Last Words: "You're rolling *10D20* for random encounters?"
AD&D Famous Last Words: +25 to hit, +30 damage? YOU go first!
AD&D Famous Last Words: 12 Death Knights? I close the door
AD&D Famous Last Words: A 25th level mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Allah sucks and you're all a bunch of Ragheads!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?
AD&D Famous Last Words: Barak? That's a stupid name for a barbarian.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Beholder--beschmolder Let me at it!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Brak? That's a stupid name for a barbarian.
AD&D Famous Last Words: But it's ONLY an Eye Tyrant...
AD&D Famous Last Words: But it's only a LITTLE red dragon
AD&D Famous Last Words: C'MON GUYS! LET'S SHOW HER WHO'S BOSS!
AD&D Famous Last Words: C'mon DM, let's see some REAL monsters!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Can I have a succubus for a familiar?
AD&D Famous Last Words: Can my sword talk to your axe?
AD&D Famous Last Words: Dammit, this thing won't die!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Damn, Tiamat - you're one UGLY dragon...
AD&D Famous Last Words: Did I REALLY???
AD&D Famous Last Words: Don't worry - it doesn't bite
AD&D Famous Last Words: Don't worry, I can handle it.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Don't worry, it doesn't eat meat
AD&D Famous Last Words: Don't worry. Nothing ever happens at first level
AD&D Famous Last Words: Dragon HORDE? I thought y'said Dragon HOARD!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Dragon? What dragon?
AD&D Famous Last Words: Forget Demigorgon - I want that gold...
AD&D Famous Last Words: Forget picking the lock--just attack the door!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Glad it's over with. I'm taking off my armor.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Go ahead--I dare you!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Ha! I NEVER pay income tax!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Have I ever let you down before?
AD&D Famous Last Words: Heck, I could beat Eleminster ANYDAY!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Here, let me show you.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Hey, Cthulhu! Eat me!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Hey, Dragon - got a light?
AD&D Famous Last Words: I bet it's an illusion.
AD&D Famous Last Words: I didn't think ANYTHING did 40-400 hp damage.
AD&D Famous Last Words: I disarmed the trap.
AD&D Famous Last Words: I don't see any archers...
AD&D Famous Last Words: I found the TRAAAAaaaaaaaapppp!
AD&D Famous Last Words: I go up to the
Accomplish Inner Peace and you have conquered the world
Aim to be Next
Akk wight, rho sritcheg the gamn kettews on my leyboawg awoung?
Akk wight, rho sritcheg the gamn kettews on my leyboawg awoung?
An E flat, a G flat, and a B flat walk into a bar. "I'm sorry, " says the bartender. "We don't serve minors."
Anarchy, its better than know government at all!
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Are you in touch with Uranus?
As you know, I never repeat gossip so please listen carefully the first time.
Aspire to Inspire before you Expire
Aspire to Inspire before you Expire
Atheists are a minority, because condoms work better than prayer.
Autocorrect: It can be your worst enema.
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